posts very much in character

i....can't help it

rofl

I'm going to end up on this thread I just know it :(

I'm going to end up on this thread I just know it :(

-- Trayce, Sunday, June 3, 2007

Weak!

nabisco will be all over this

x-files are great.

X-Files story arc episodes sucks in later seasons

yeah they do. they should have ended around season 5 or so

worst last episode ever. worse than seinfeld.

http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/images/comicguypoint.gif

my favorite zinging of gygax (RIP) was posting that img after he corrected someone on minor Boredoms trivia

where's that LJ post where he narrates "The Rainbow" by Talk Talk? It was v. cringeworthy.

that sounds like something i'd want to read.

rather than sending it, i shall describe it for you.

A single horn (trumpet?) sounds.

Flourish of violins and other assorted strings. A low sound, much like a tuba, is also detectable.

The horn sounds again, a few semitones lower. It begins to play a slow tune.

Enter piano and some rain effects. The low tuba thing goes on.

Ethereal moans and wail permeate the song.

Suddenly, an oscillating, windy pumping noise fills the speakers, dying away as soon as it arrives. As it returns for the second time, however, a bluesy guitar riff bursts in unexpectedly.

Along with a distorted harmonica.

Some muted percussion is also audible.

Hollis begins to sing: "Oh yeah, the world's turned upside down..."

Shall I continue?

-- unfished business, Wednesday, March 21, 2007 5:29 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link
No.

-- Michael Jones, Wednesday, March 21, 2007 8:10 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

much like a tuba

vintage zing from MJ

LJ = Marcello in the making. not that that's a bad thing. but mark my words.

"...Jimmy Finn is out..."

It was v. cringeworthy.

Well, how can that be fair at all?

LJ = Marcello in the making. not that that's a bad thing

Lenient.

yay attention whore LJ is back.

Shall I continue?

-- unfished business, Wednesday, March 21, 2007 5:29 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link
No.

-- Michael Jones, Wednesday, March 21, 2007 8:10 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

HAHAHAHAH!

God, reading that made me never want to listen to a note of TT :/

if by 'making a joke' one attention-seeks, then i think we're all frequently guilty, grady.

Nobody's innocent, some are more guilty than others, etc etc

oh well this thread just turned out hilarious.

http://photos.pe.facebook.com/v17/200/70/64900612/n64900612_30049936_8169.jpg

guilty

Oh dear this thread.

what

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-- am0n, Saturday, April 28, 2007 4:14 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

it may seem silly to ask about something this mundane but i always wanna know. There's this certain "glass" sound that can be heard in many Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis productions ... How was it created?
-- startrekman, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 04:15 (2 years ago) Link

i know that song inside and out and i don't know which keyb line you are talking about. the long high line or one of the more staccato runs?
-- g e o f f (gcannon), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 04:21 (2 years ago) Link

no not a keyboard sound but a drum machine sound, theres this certain "glass sound" that comes from a drum machine of some sort.
-- startrekman, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 04:23 (2 years ago) Link

as in the whole drum pallette sounds "glassy" or there is one particular sound that sounds like glass (breaking?)? you're pretty inarticulate for a formalist.
-- g e o f f (gcannon), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 04:31 (2 years ago) Link

there is one sound from a drum machine that sounds like glass Mr Geoff.
-- startrekman, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 04:39 (2 years ago) Link

No, it's not made with blood diamonds, that's one thing he insisted on and made sure were sourced appropriately. I don't know the guy enough to call wanker on him, but I know he's done some nice things for other friends which alleviate the potential for wankery which is so obviously there.

Ran into one of my artworld stately homo friends last night, who said he'd boycotted the opening and now heard that there had been these really OTT goodie bags handed out to the celebrity art tourists who did go. Despite these being rammed full of luxury goods he did not regret his decision in the least because the work and whole phenomenon of Damien bling was large steaming pile of wank.

-- suzy, Sunday, June 3, 2007 5:59 AM (Yesterday)

Oh God shut up shut up shut up!

Does she do it on purpose?

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41X6CQVD28L._SS500_.jpg

it would be more in character if she mentioned someone's daddy

I implied nothing of the sort. I simply popped in for lunch with Andreas and ran into the Chapman boys. Do behave!

she's actually a 45 year old dude in cleveland right?

someone really needs to make a suzy compilation thread, she manages to namedrop in almost every post she's made but no one calls her out on it

step up and be a hero dude.

yeah i mean the gay dude didnt want the swag yeeeeaaaah riiiiiiight whaeva

someone really needs to make a suzy compilation thread, she manages to namedrop in almost every post she's made but no one calls her out on it

i just did call her out on the hirst thread! i don't think she (or tracer hand) gets it

If you think no one calls her out, you havn't been paying attention for long enough -- there's a history of sparring over this exact topic, but you know, for everything there is a season...maybe the time is ripe to revisit all possible permutations of this stage play. Program, please!

I actually met Drew once at Reading festival; Eric from Hole was her b/ f at time but I just remember being very drunk etc. and introduced to this girl and sort of said hi. Weeks later my friend said that girl was Drew. Hmmm.

Rule 259: It's Always Courtney's Fault.

-- suzy, Tuesday, December 18, 2001 8:00 PM (5 years ago)

LATEPASS.

i haven't noticed the history of sparring. i remember someone making a "i think you dropped something joke" or whatever. anyway:

Sex is the most perfect thing our bodies can do peroid.

-- anthony, Sunday, 29 July 2001 00:00 (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

Suzy's argument = "I know several 8th rate celebs" + "I still have hi skoolesque social issues" = "Gwinif is a BITCH!!!!"

GOOD GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE SMART AND WELL LISTENED AND WELL READ AND WELL CULTURED Y DU U KARE?!?!?!?

PS I am still partially intoxicated so this affects my intonation tho not my intent + Anniversary Party was mostly a good flik partly kausa Gwinif tho mostly kausa ALAN CUMMING etc.

-- xerxes, Saturday, March 23, 2002 1:00 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

suzy = perez hilton?

i forgot how funny anthony's posts are

jess once did a pitch perfect imitation of her on some thread lost to the ages

it's amazing to me how wound up people get about it. she knows a lot of people, she likes to talk about them, FIN, you know?

i'm no more wound up about it than you are with my "hit'n'run lamestain" posts

How can you defend her? She's TERRIBLE!

HMM

oh man I just figured out that responding to other people's posts is the lamest thing you can do guys because it might imply you give a fuck about something

people defend you a lot too jon

am0n the difference in my mind is that i can't recall suzy putting someone down unprovoked, and that's about all i can recall of your posts

i'm an asshole, i like to point out other assholes, FIN, you know?

man that was brilliant

tracer did you see what he just did to you, man

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/w1nt3rmut3/RemoveYa.gif

am0n is a treasure to us all

TOM are you trying to bait me into banning you guys so you can be all "lol jw's vagina is sandy"?

http://i10.glitter-graphics.org/pub/1/1140r4teg1tiai.gif

you guys this is the all noise dude summertime FUN board not all noise dude summertime CATFIGHT

d.c. thread is that way sgt. fury

I never stop being lol jw's vagina is sandy
it all goes back to the os x finder

there was a while where ethan and i were constantly zinging suzy after every "lol art hag" post but she proved impervious to our attempts to change her ways through repeated abuse u_u

the only true abuse on ILX is self-abuse

+ doctor mabuse

the island of dr. self-abuse

by "true" I mean "effective," obv.

BTW "crowning" is when the baby's head starts to poke its way out of the woman's bergina.

-- nickalicious, Monday, June 4, 2007 11:00 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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I have seen this happen with my bare eyes.

-- nickalicious, Monday, June 4, 2007 11:01 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I can sum up most of this thread by borrowing a page from the book of jaxon:

boring

-- jaxon, Monday, June 4, 2007 8:44 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I met am0n once he was dating michael rappaport and we were at a vice records party. i remember saying hi to some jamacian i was drunk. later was told my jon arbuckle that it was amon. hmm. remember always blame hstencil!

yeah but guys i know mindy k4ling, have i mentioned this

starfrencher

id so hit that

All Souls Day
So it's the morning after and I'm trying to gauge the collective ILE sore head. Right, then: about last night?
-- suzy, Wednesday, October 31, 2001 5:00 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

New Answers, yo. With apologies to The Specials, my name's Suzy and I'm going to enjoy myself first.
First, chaos due to fashion attack; I was trying for Serena from Bewitched hair and had to go for the Addicted To Love look when it didn't work. Raf Simons/David Sims view was rammed with art/fashion collision, natch, with all the art people pretentiously dissing the frivolous fashion folk.

The cream of this crop then stumbled over to Soho House for one of those parties where you just know fucking in toilets on drugs will be happening, but not to nice girls and not 'til much later. There was a gorgeous model boy there who was an 18-yr-old Positive Punk from the upper west side, Esther and Heather were smitten with him. I met Raf Simons and blabbed with him for ages. Then admired a girl's vintage coat/dress combo and it dawned on me: Roisin Murphy. Roisin was pretty graphic about what she wanted this yummy photographer type we were scoping to do to her. Go Roisin!

Everyone was veh veh drunk. I wore my Cat Hat and had a Girl Solidarity Moment with a lesbian trio at the bus stop on the way back. Today, I feel the pain. And later it starts all over again with the Juergen Teller view, party, bouze, taxi, coma. I am an elegant Sisyphus.

-- suzy, Wednesday, October 31, 2001 5:00 PM (5 years ago)

Go Roisin!

shoot first, clarify later: I'm probably not talking about the same specific kind of 'alternative rock' as you are, and I'm probably including quite a lot of electronically-influenced music under that vague umbrella. I probably also need to hear more electronic music, so recommendations are freely welcomed on that thread.

^^^ first appearance of LJ-bot

fakey jagger is surely not far behind

i don't actually know anyone famous so i think my schtick from now on will be name dropping dead celebs. bob hope used to get a kick out of it when i'd do that.

what does LJ stand for???

charles nelson riley used to kid that it stood for long johnson. that's just his sense of humor though.

I totally missed Charles Nelson Reilly's passing :(

it was real sad, me and gordon jump got together for some rum ripples and told anecdotes about cnr that we'd both heard a thousand times. but man, we didn't care.

thebunnybrains: Dee Rothebunnybrains: i have a good conspiracy theory for you..thebunnybrains: Who is one of the largest advertisers in the world?thebunnybrains: Coca Cola your correctthebunnybrains: What was one of the most sought after interviews in recent daysthebunnybrains: ?thebunnybrains: The TB man,again your correctthebunnybrains: What iconic plastic cap was prominent throughout much of the interview?thebunnybrains: http://a.abcnews.com/images/GMA/abc_gma_patient_070601_2_ms.jpgthebunnybrains: Andrew the TB man is from Atlanta,HQ to Coca Cola.thebunnybrains: coincidence?deelorocks returned at 3:32:06 PM.thebunnybrains: check his bank acct for a check that stinks of high fructose syrupthebunnybrains: xxdanbunny

-- danbunny, Tuesday, June 5, 2007 7:43 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Well, there's definitely a <i>way</i> to do them. Certain word manipulations and misspellings, certain recurring dialogues, etc. xxx-post

-- Johnny Fever, Wednesday, June 6, 2007 4:03 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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So Sussudio, LULZ!!

-- Johnny Fever, Wednesday, June 6, 2007 4:03 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

(from the internet's new favorite thread)

you know who could really use that advice: Johnny Fever.

lol @ gr8080's new user name

:D

I love the word "cervix". It always reminds me of the Matrix from the original Transformers movie, only it's in a lady instead of dead Optimus Prime. I guess it's mostly because I knew Transformers before I knew the ladies. I regret nothing.

-- nickalicious, Wednesday, June 6, 2007 10:55 AM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

My problem with the charts is that they're not yet as brilliant as they can be. (Because I'm not on them.)

-- Ned Raggett, Wednesday, June 6, 2007 1:14 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

packing, unpacking - jesus christ, are you a woman?

-- hstencil, Wednesday, June 6, 2007 2:16 PM (3 hours ago)

Well Ron, first off your post in the Home Truths thread was excellent.....I didn't know you could throw down, I thought you were more casual......respect......second, in that original ILM thread I mentioned the VW cab but it was black........yo, I'll be straight, the reason I'm giddily going on about this girl car shit in the first place is because a 95'-98' black VW Golf is what Tara drives......that dorky cute chick with far too many torso freckles I was talking about last week.....thanks to Ned geeta and mitch for the words of encouragement.....well on Sunday she said yeah and we made out in her car (I forgot what music was on)......I been lighter than air yesterday......I hope to tap that ass this weekend......check her calves, they're sort of big and really pasty, the opposite of conventionally sexy.....but they get me hard off.....and I've seen enough porn in my life to know that pasty chicks with mad freckles have coochies that are red like fire truck.....a thrilling contrast.....Ramosi is quite content and full of hope.
-- Ramosi, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (5 years ago)

hmmm maybe i should've picked the one on the "female body hair" thread

ramosi = le coq, right?

its a wonderful life

a whole thread of that shit.
Let Us Now Praise Ramosi

that dude has always been top shelf

where's the thread where he reveals the video of the dude coughing up the drugs

OMG I think I might still have that video on my hard drive at home.

!?1?!

My Friend Just Swallowed Crack Thanks To Cops For The Second Time THIS WEEK ALONE

so good: "this kid is the ruggedest young chap I've met in 2003"

he came out to my night a couple weeks ago

i said hi and gave him a hug
because i tend to hug people, sometimes
there was also dancing

i think i saw him at trans am too

i thought he lived on the west coast?

Naw hes a MTL bro isnt he?

LC is awesome btw.

he is both, kinda existing in two places at once

he lived in vancouver last i knew. we were supposed to hang out when i was there, but i forgot to check my email or something?

he is always moving. canadian quicksilver. now you see him.

I enjoy eye contact and conversation with strangers! As long as I can think of a pithy enough opening line, I don't hesitate to engage. I'm a great believer in the philosophy of Roger Campbell (lead character in Roger Dodger); you must understand that sexual desire is omnipresent, and to exist comfortably within such an environment, one must understand the ways in which people of the desired gender present themselves.

I'd quite like to go out for a night on the town with Michael. Better still, to a haberdasher's and an outfitter's first.

-- Just got offed, Thursday, June 7, 2007 10:52 AM (Thursday, June 7, 2007 10:52 AM) Bookmark Link

there has never been an lj post that doesn't belong in this thread

besotted acrostic love-poems

^^^ keep it up!!

haha i pursued a girl for four months, dated, went to movies, went on walks, wrote besotted acrostic love-poems, found my heart's desire...unfortunately, she found herself as well, and wound up in a long-term relationship (still going!) with another girl.

she had been bisexual, before she met me.

-- Just got offed, Thursday, June 7, 2007 3:02 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

my girlfriend was bisexual before she met me too

*rimshot*

haha this is actually true (she still is tho)

well yeah, as I imagine LJ's probably still is, since getting into a relationship with a woman after having been in a relationship with a man is the very definition of bisexual.

</puts away GLBT pamphlets>

if some cougar hollered at my arse on the street i'd kick it's face off.

See, I'd just doff my cap, say, "Why, thank you, Ma'am," and continue on my merry way.

-- Michael White, Thursday, June 7, 2007 10:19 AM (26 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

xpost well yeah

Haha, the sleevenotes to this new best of quote me (but without naming me, the cheeky gits).

-- Scik Mouthy, Thursday, June 7, 2007 12:21 PM (54 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

where's the thread where he reveals the video of the dude coughing up the drugs

-- deej, Wednesday, June 6, 2007 6:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

OMG I think I might still have that video on my hard drive at home.

-- nickalicious, Wednesday, June 6, 2007 6:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

can someone please, PLEASE leonardo/sendspace this? i have no idea who this dude is, but his description of the video on that thread is priceless. i'll up it to youtube if you want.

yea i want

wait... are we doing ass pictures now? This is kinda my thing.

-- kenan, Friday, 8 June 2007 03:47 (1 minute ago) Link

Dude, you're lucky I remembered to bring pants.

-- kenan, Friday, June 8, 2007 3:13 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

:-D

-- Just got offed, Friday, June 8, 2007 3:19 PM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

!!!

Oh shit I forgot to look for it. I think I saved a couple other videos from that thread too. I am going to send myself a myspace message to remind myself.

Dancing must be destroyed

-- Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Monday, January 26, 2004 10:56 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

I happen to like threads about vaginas, rumpie. They're one of the main reasons I spend so much time here. :)

-- kenan, Thursday, June 7, 2007 4:04 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

...

i felt bad for posting something so obvious, like every geir post is 'very much in character' but it seemed a striking example. luckily it was outdone by a kenan vagina post

kids today *sighs heavily*

-- Marcello Carlin, Monday, June 11, 2007 9:50 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I re-screened it last year!

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, June 11, 2007 10:01 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Saw Erin Brockovich again a few weekends ago; it holds better than any of his others (save Out of Sight).

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Sunday, June 10, 2007 3:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

"saw... again" uh?

imposter

anyway you bore me, you people. i am going to boucne around to some hyphy, maybe follow it up with paris or lil' kim, maybe some ellen allien (=actually fun dance music).

-- lex pretend, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 23:47 (1 week ago) Link

fruity = yay

-- Just got offed, Tuesday, June 12, 2007 4:47 PM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

True Romance was bullshit (even Tarantino thought so).

so what critics said The Sopranos was crap besides Armond White?

-- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, June 12, 2007 2:05 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

it was weird how "hot" Tarantino's scripts were at the time, considering writing is not really his strong point

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, June 12, 2007 2:09 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

(I love Natural Born Killers tho)

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, June 12, 2007 2:09 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

I haven't seen any of the ones after Robin Hood (its Radio City run). I also don't remember seeing any of the classic First Five til adulthood.

As an E.T. fan, I voted for Bambi.

-- Dr Morbius, Wednesday, June 13, 2007 2:19 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

just get rid of admin powers

-- hstencil, Tuesday, June 12, 2007 8:50 PM (18 hours ago) Bookmark Link

oops

lol @ morbs and shakey double-feature

Guys I don't think I still have those LeCoq videos. ;_;

I did find a video of an awesome airplane crash though.

Hottest Disney male.

Poll Closing Date: Sunday, June 17, 2007 11:00 PM

For equality's sake.

Lilo's sister's boyfriend
Aladdin
Jeff Bridges (Tron)
Taran
The Lion King (whatever his name was)
Dick van Dyke
Peter MacNicol (Ally McBeal... nah, Dragonslayer)
Donald Duck
The prince from Sleeping Beauty
Christopher Lee (Return from Witch Mountain)
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Captain Hook
Maximilian Schell (The Black Hole)
Beast
Rick Moranis (Honey, I Shrunk the Kids)
Jack Skellington
The dark-haired guy from Emperor's Lost Groove
Bambi (eh?)
Dumbo (jeez!)
Tim Curry (The Three Musketeers)
Mowgli
Tarzan
Brendan Fraser (George of the Jungle)
Robin Hood
Richard Farnsworth (The Straight Story)
Stitch
James McAvoy (the faun from Narnia)
The bad guy from Mulan

-- Tuomas, Thursday, June 14, 2007 9:45 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

all tombot posts

all tuomas posts to be fair

i started to believe in fake tuomas when i saw that disney male headline.
it's too perfect an imitation.

the student has become the master

A perfect simulacrum such as Tuomas, the robot child, can become real only if it exhibits the most human characteristic: the ability to dream, to wish for impossible things. By dreaming about the blue fairy who will turn him into a real boy, David has already become real or human (the two are considered identical in the film). What makes the simulated being real is its desire to be real: the desire to be real cannot itself be simulated, which proves that it is a reliable criterion for differentiating between the real and the simulated. However, the positing of the desire to be real as the distinguishing mark of the real makes the real lacking in itself. The real is defined as that which lacks reality, that which wants to become real.

OH FUCK TELEVISION

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, June 14, 2007 2:07 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

I'm just mildly intrigued by how someone can tell me to calm down whilst simultaneously giving their own (wildly inaccurate and unfair) character assassination. You seem to have set yourself against a certain type, and for the purposes of convenience have made me adhere to that type come hell or high water. I don't aim to bring pleasure here, I aim to let off steam and air my opinions so that others might contend them. Instead of contending, you've aimed cheap shots ('Oxbridge whimsy' indeed, o thou frightful nincompoop) at the speaker. If I was trying to patronise you, I'd do it so much better, my dear fellow. You'd barely notice.

Anyway, I'm off for a bit. Lurk away.

-- Just got offed, Thursday, 14 June 2007 15:27 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

he* was the best Batman (since Adam West)

-- Dr Morbius, Thursday, June 14, 2007 5:02 PM

* referring to val kilmer.

thoughts:
wow, just wow.

Who is better? KEATON? no.

btw I would be a better fucking Batman than any of em.

except adam west

Christian Bale, obv

Adam West is a better crazy mayor of Quahog than he was a Batman.

Who are you to disagree with Dr. M???

There is no such town as Quahog.

Whereas Gotham City is real.

laurel on the money-mark

BUSTER keaton may have had a shot

/morbs

That would have been a great batman

I know my summer film project

I didn't even see the Bale Batman but I have every faith in him.

I am woman watch me grow
See me standing toe to toe
As I spread my lovin' arms across the land
But I'm still an embryo
With a long long way to go
Until I make my brother understand

Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to I can face anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman
Oh, I am woman
I am invincible
I am strong

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 19:28 (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

looking at this: why exactly does she have a career and/or reputation again?

-- strongohulkington, Thursday, June 14, 2007 6:14 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

is it just because of jimmymod type dudes with a fixation on saucer-orbed rory gilmore knock-offs?

-- strongohulkington, Thursday, June 14, 2007 6:14 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yes, but the mumbly voice helps.

-- Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, June 14, 2007 6:15 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

also her name is zooey which reminds me of zoobilee zoo

-- strongohulkington, Thursday, June 14, 2007 6:16 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I liked Keaton as Batman.

me too

don't step to my poll thread, biter

-- Wrinklepaws, Thursday, June 14, 2007 8:42 PM (57 minutes ago)

vaginas are for sharing

-- kenan, Friday, 15 June 2007 17:20 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

like a big bowl of Fritos

-- kenan, Friday, 15 June 2007 17:21 (32 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

kenan throws a superbowl party at hedonism every year.
word to the wise, stay away from the dip.

there's no excuse to use the word 'vagina' so exclusively as kenan does when there are so many more expressive synonyms

Yeah, like "gash".

precisely.

http://www.blackchampagne.com/slang-dirty.shtml#vagina

"Panty hamster" (!!!!!)

They missed out Lab Kebab.

ILXOR Gallery

When I was eleven I wanted to be a JEM doll.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, June 15, 2007 8:08 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

A perfect simulacrum such as Tuomas, the robot child, can become real only if it exhibits the most human characteristic: the ability to dream, to wish for impossible things. By dreaming about the blue fairy who will turn him into a real boy, David has already become real or human (the two are considered identical in the film). What makes the simulated being real is its desire to be real: the desire to be real cannot itself be simulated, which proves that it is a reliable criterion for differentiating between the real and the simulated. However, the positing of the desire to be real as the distinguishing mark of the real makes the real lacking in itself. The real is defined as that which lacks reality, that which wants to become real.

I thought you were quoting Sebastien Chikara at first.

Sebastian is <3

strongo, it's basically the platinum breakz II of comedy

-- The Macallan 18 Year, Friday, June 15, 2007 6:31 PM (4 hours ago)

me trying to reach 1st base w/ strongo. always failing. ;_;

Louis Jagger (Cambridge) replied to Dan's post on May 2, 2007 at 5:39 PM
Actually, Dan, I just wanted to say that the current Orbital thread on ILX just warmed my heart like you wouldn't believe. Orbital are one of the few bands in existence whose best music I can love without compunction, without any sort of qualifier or 'yeah, but...' to force doubt into my mind. There's just no baggage with them, no need to conform to certain regulations; to me, they just seem to make astoundingly brilliant head-music without being a) wankers, b) scenesters, c) up their own behinds or d) at all constricted by any conventional notions of propriety. Their music is as refreshing and natural as it is (conversely) sequenced and electronic (a paradox that increases their achievement yet further). I know I was a total ass to create a 'pantheon' of instrumental music including Bach, Mozart, Davis and Orbital, but I stand by the point that only certain people can create a complex, flowing piece of instrumental (i.e. non-lyrical) music that doesn't sound in the slightest bit contrived, and fewer still can create such music and make it improve, progress, and grow exponentially upon the crest of its own increasing awesomeness (I'm rambling, but I hope you catch my drift). Orbital are one of the few acts who can do such a thing to me (oh, and just for Jon, The Boredoms are up there too).

And when Enrique says 'OUT THERE SOMEWHERE FFS PEOPLE', he is right. So, so right. I have a friend here at uni, a very intelligent architect with a penchant for classical music and good comedy, and 'Out There Somewhere' is probably the one piece of music we see 100% totally eye-to-eye on. Taken as a whole, it is masterful, perfect, amazing etc, but the last four minutes fifty seconds might actually be the definition of music for me. That little synth change-up 10:38 into Part 2 is...just...well, it's one of the very very few things I reckon couldn't actually have been improved upon.

Back to the whole 'liking without qualifier' thing...I reckon the new band whom I'll feel that way about are Working For A Nuclear Free City. There's a thread about them somewhere. I think they're an absolute breath of fresh air in British indie, there's nothing whatsoever to dislike about them, and everyone with more than a passing interest in electronic, shoegaze, or other alternative music really must check them out sooner rather than later.

If the goodfolk of ILX could be alerted to these messages, I'd be grateful. I mean, there's a helluva lot more I could talk about, but at this moment in time, what I've just said felt right. One thing: no new Electric Soft Parade album thread? :-( It's pretty damn good!

OK, over and out, LJ

And when Enrique says 'OUT THERE SOMEWHERE FFS PEOPLE', he is right. So, so right.

qft

oh for the days of changeable usernames.

penis not in vagina = still a virgin
post-coitus = not a virgin

More like

has a hymen = virgin
bloody spot on the sheets = not a virgin

Virginity is a social construct created solely for women, and men don't need to worry about it. I'm not saying it's right, I'm just saying.

-- sinful caesar sipped his snifter (kenan), Sunday, May 21, 2006 12:26 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

Louis keep ya head up

-- Wrinklepaws, Saturday, June 16, 2007 6:01 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

If that Kenan post is very much in character, it's only because he's right.

oh for the days of changeable usernames!

Hey I like QC. Love it. SA Rock City looks kind of shit from the examples here tho.

-- Trayce, Friday, June 15, 2007 9:09 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

i don't know why, but this is totally unsurprising

I bet you fellas could come up with a better, more essential Trayce post. There's a lot to work with.

oh i know

a lot to work with!

Mikey fuck you asshole.

Hahaha, oh c'mon, I'm not seriously ragging on you! Don't get so butthurt!

I mean, shit, if I posted here more and didn't keep my fool mouth shut, I'd be a superstar of this thread.

Hahah I KNEW you'd say that.

So yeah, take your ripping and accept it.

who is this mikey

Fellow mongrel, knows me IRL, loves giving me shit. Its coo, I'm used to it from Rodney Dangerfield over 'ere.

FWIW I thought RWs post was spot on, hahaa.

ending posts with "tho" or laffs!

Yeah yeah OK!

we need a separate thread dedicated to posts where kenean uses the word "vagina".

posting them in this thread is almost like cheating.

as far as tits go, bigger is better. my gf has two round robust milky white 38Ds, with dark brown nipples that spread 3 in across her beautiful tit flesh. i've been with lesser woman and have not had similar pleasure, especially the ones that are all nipple. my cock too is a thing to behold. my gf measured it at 8.5 in of dark brown veiny mexican cock. uncut, of course. it took her about 2 yrs to be able to swallow it all. but she perfected the art of deep throating my shlong. i've seen other guys at the urinals and they see me. i'm blessed with a flaccid cock measuring almost 7 inches. most guys have little peepees peeking out of their flies. i have a snake. thank u very much!

-- stephen garza, Friday, January 10, 2003 9:50 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

classic garza

I don't know who that is, but it's hard to imagine that post is anything but "in character"

hahahahahaha oh my GOD

Hell yeah! SO many stupid bitches out there. TYou really got to get a handle on some shit, man!
Yuo gotta be looking out for yourself. You don't want so,me stupid bitch getting one or two over on you, motherfucker.
I ain't met a bitch yet5 who didn't turn out to be some stupid ass opain in the ass fuckhat!

-- black anus (phookyeahbyotc...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Fuck yeah, bitch!

-- black anus (kojk...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Motherucker!

-- black anus (juj...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Shitfaced in Brooklyn!

-- black anus (lala...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Can I buy you a fucking beer?

-- black anus (hol...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

This ain't Miami, bitch!

-- black anus (marbl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Ain't this some fucking bullshit or what?

-- black anus (klakl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

-- black anus (nmnm...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Oh my motherfucking GOD!

-- black anus (l;klkl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

La la pa fucking looza!

-- black anus (lklakl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Come on my face, why don't you?

-- black anus (klakl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Can't really help it, motherfucker, if the bitches be stpid as hell and can't fuck worth a goddam motherfucking nickel.

-- black anus (shoeitupyouras...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Motherfuckah! Cain't get no fucking releef from these stupid bitches no way!

-- black anus (shitcak...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

These is some stupid bitches.

-- black anus (lala...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

This ain't no fucking MALL RATS, bitch.

-- black anus (klka...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

God fucking damn!

-- black anus (klkl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.

Fuck off, twat!

-- black anus (klkalkl...), November 16th, 2004.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

-- black anus (jklaklkl...), November 16th, 2004.

Dirty fucking bastard!

-- black anus (klka...), November 16th, 2004.

o_0

Now more than ever I don't regret seeing many movies in the past 10 years.

-- Casuistry, Saturday, June 16, 2007 5:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

well, you didn't miss much besides Munich.

-- Dr Morbius, Saturday, June 16, 2007 6:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

lol @ black anus

lol @ black anus

-- am0n, Sunday, June 17, 2007 7:15 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

hee hee

- is that a barn?
- is it red?
- no.
- then it's not a barn, dumbass.

I never got this one, does it take some cultural knowledge to get it?

-- Tuomas, Monday, June 18, 2007 4:08 PM (Monday, June 18, 2007 4:08 PM) Bookmark Link

Are there any DUDETTE movies? Can't think of any...

-- Tuomas, Monday, June 18, 2007 1:03 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

There are so many chick buddy comedies!!!! wtf douchetard

thelma vs louise

Totally fake Tuomas on that thread though.

From Ronan's "Am I the only one who doesn't get Justice?" thread from '05:

I get Just Ice. He's kool. And deadly.

-- M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 23:18 (1 year ago) Link

take some cultural knowledge

haha

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/13254/24_2007/anus.jpg

I share this disdain for Nu-Who, but this is partly based on assuming that everything on TV since I stopped having a TV is rubbish.

-- The Real Dirty Vicar, Thursday, 21 June 2007 12:02 (11 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

you're fat

-- Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Monday, August 28, 2006 12:51 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Link

more like PHAT mah nigga

-- Domenico Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Monday, August 28, 2006 2:28 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Link

^^ double whammy

It would be cool if she died already so I wouldn't have to hear about her anymore. Oh wait, that would make her even more popular.

-- P. Hauntus, Thursday, June 21, 2007 12:32 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Shakey?

-- Colonel Poo, Thursday, June 21, 2007 12:33 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lolz @ little girl tactic of refusing to eat (preceded by little girl temper tantrum tactic "Mommy it isn't faiiiiirrr!")

is she dead yet

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, June 21, 2007 12:35 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

always after me lucky charms...

-- Dr Morbius, Friday, June 22, 2007 1:17 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

why are most of the ilx men fuckably delicous. [Started by anthony easton (anthony), last updated 11 seconds ago]

nabisco will be all over this

-- deej, Sunday, June 3, 2007 2:12 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

but what do I know, I'm a humorless feminist

-- J0hn D., Friday, 22 June 2007 20:09

nabisco nails my .... nabisco obsession?

That's A LOT, Michael. And clearly you don't live in my London; it is just possible to work in the media and have real friends. It is also possible to surround yourself with a bunch of swivelheads and complain that everyone's an asshole. Well, d'oh...
JT Leroy is no joke perpetrated by anyone, he's BRILLIANT. And does make the occasional appearance. The only thing about the whole phenomenon that sucks is Ms C Love is angling to play the mum in the film of Sarah.

-- suzy, Monday, November 26, 2001 7:00 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

awesome

as adam says, that thread is suzy gold.

And I reiterate, you really don't live in my London. Name is not on door, not coming in.

-- suzy, Tuesday, November 27, 2001 7:00 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

i like the inevitable meta-suzy namedropping callout defense:

Rumbling your shite Lowest Common Denominator workplace is not namedropping, it's KNOWLEDGE. Which I wanted to share with everyone who may not have realised. And you need the attentions of a good sub-editor more than I would have done at the age of 12, so it's hardly surprising you've found a home with Little Red Wapping Wench.

i don't even know what most of this paragraph means.

ahaha

Little Red Wapping Wench.

^ is that a rejected jbr screenname?

ilX in hatin' meta-referencin' shockah!

I'm sure others have noticed how on Family Guy they purposefully test the viewers' patience with long, deliberately over-long scenes. This probably turns off a lot of people, but halfway through such scenes I realise, "Oh wait, Macfarlane's pulling a Michaelangelo Antonioni again!" and that makes me appreciate the show more.

-- Ian Riese-Moraine: that obscure object of desire. (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, July 12, 2005 9:17 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

well, he is quite a family guy himself

A male fashion journalist of my acquaintance (heads up, old farts: was in 23 skidoo and was lust object in Smalltown Boy video) once made someone call him sir before he would fork over 20p. Twunt.

-- suzy, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (4 years ago)

I actually met Drew once at Reading festival; Eric from Hole was her b/ f at time but I just remember being very drunk etc. and introduced to this girl and sort of said hi. Weeks later my friend said that girl was Drew. Hmmm.
Rule 259: It's Always Courtney's Fault.

-- suzy, Wednesday, December 19, 2001 1:00 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

i actually kinda like that suzy posts like suzy gossip columnist! and she kinda reminds me of libby gelman-waxner from the old Premiere magazines (who was actually paul rudnick).

Rule 259: It's Always Courtney's Fault.

it's hard for me not to imagine suzy as seth green from "party monster"

http://www.javaturtle.com/partymonster.jpg

And I reiterate, you really don't live in my London. Name is not on door, not coming in.

^^ LOLOLOL

seth in that movie = <3

the scene where they dance to Stacy Q's "Two of Hearts" kills me every time

that movie is so underrated

another green world is a crappy album

-- Tim Ellison, Saturday, June 23, 2007 3:46 PM (6 hours ago)

all flowers look like gaping cunts to me

-- anthony easton, Sunday, June 24, 2007 6:29 AM (10 minutes ago)

Dude please, 2001? The book *had* just come out, I liked the writing, and yeah I have an old Cooper connection. BFD.

It could be a lot worse. One could be my former editor, who thought she was participating in phone conversations with JTL!

-- suzy, Sunday, 24 June 2007 10:10 (4 hours ago)

Besides if you were disgusted by meat why would you want a simarcural (sp) of it

-- anthony, Thursday, October 4, 2001 12:00 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

Hi, I'm Nikki and I'm looking for one of the new Hipublicans I've been hearing so much about. Do you read Vice magazine? Are you a Do or a Don't? Do you inject crystal meth into your neck and call your best 2nd gen immigrant friend 'Paki'? Are you a skateboard libertarian who believes the only good government is a dead government? Do you pack fudge with the logcabin lumberhacks? Does your hair swing ever-more-asymmetrically to the right? Do you make fun of Jews and Eurotrash while being secretly Jewish-Canadian Eurotrash? Is there a Shepherd Fairey poster of Pat Buchanan hanging in the kitchen of your Williamsburg loft? Do you believe that an ambiguous and unreliable narrative voice means never having to say you're sorry? Do you like Black Dice and Devendra Banhart? Do you think that all debauchery should have corporate sponsorship? Ever done DIY surgery at a party, just to change sex or something? Do you know Dick the dealer? Did you read Machiavelli because Tupac told you to? Do you jerk off to Terry Richardson and Ryan McGinley's pixx of themselves cumming in some vaguely familiar-looking NY scenester's ear? Then you're the Hipublican for me! Send really ugly naked photos so we can publish them in the mag with scathing comments. Box 91105.

-- Momus (Momus), Friday, June 25, 2004 1:30 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

some posts are equal parts what the shit?, cio, and very much in character.

This is my last post on this thread tonight:

-- Bimble,

lol i'm glad ur getting me xcited about her too. i've really been tapping into my janet love in the past few months (even tho i had this revelation like last year) - she's just fab

-- Surmounter, Tuesday, June 26, 2007 12:28 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

What thread is that Momus post from?

i;m drunk. please find me the goths hot or not poll

-- andi, Wednesday, June 27, 2007 8:13 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

no.

-- John Justen, Wednesday, June 27, 2007 8:13 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i'll fight you with my fists

-- andi, Wednesday, June 27, 2007 8:15 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

"Social people". Fuck 'em.

-- Masonic Boom, Thursday, 28 June 2007 15:14 (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Oh just off the top of my head marriage has GENERALLY SPEAKING raised the quality of life more for men than for women for hundeds of years, ie men gained more benefits and lost fewer freedoms than women did in the marriage contract. Sure, women might gain a wage-earner, some physical safety through having a man to watch over them, and a method of keeping their land in the family when they couldn't own property on their own, but that's hardly a ringing endorsement, and they paid with their lives in childbirth blah blah.

Plus the penalties for adultery, childbirth out of wedlock, and infanticide through exposure, abortion, "accidental" smothering in their sleep, and so on, have been MASSIVELY higher for women since, like, the early middle ages. For instance women in late medieval France could be, and were, executed for murder for not keeping their babies alive even when the whole household was starving b/c of deathly poverty, but men were never implicated even if the father was known.

-- Laurel, Thursday, June 28, 2007 3:01 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Geir Hongro - Classic or Dud?

DJM or LJ, take yer pick.

good on him!

i think for a djmartian post to be very much in character it needs a myspace link

his previous post contained one!

his del.icio.us makes my brain hurt

ok, serious wtf's now: i just found the pants i was wearing last night in my freezer.

-- chicago kevin, Thursday, June 28, 2007 1:10 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

he was channeling Steve Shasta

djmartian is actually some sort of music fact-gathering robot, right?

I had to unfriend him on del.icio.us because he generates more posts than the other 70 people I have friended.

I had to unfriend him on del.icio.us because he generates more posts than the other 70 people I have friended.

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, June 28, 2007 2:30 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

The Laurel one is great because I was about to respond to the question that prompted it ("How is marriage a white male capitalist institution?"), but then I thought, "Laurel will be here any minute, I bet."

Oh c'mon, Jenny's busy and SOMEbody has to reprazent.

ok no zinging on laurel allowed
but that's pretty funny

If that Laurel post is very much in character, it's only because she's right.

It is a good thing you guys showed up to protect the feminist.

/tuomas

http://www.tcnj.edu/~rgraham/images/jan-2007/cheerleader.jpg

from Miranda July thread

not a good dancer.

-- hstencil, Friday, June 29, 2007 4:17 AM (56 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

who is mike watt?

-- lex pretend (lex pretend), Friday, 12 January 2007 10:10 (5 months ago)

watt is mike who?

mike jones.

man i fucking hate freaks.

-- ian, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:56 (4 days ago) Link

I had to unfriend him on del.icio.us because he generates more posts than the other 70 people I have friended.

I hate to do it, but it's going to be necessary. I always have a problem "unfriending" on internet though. *sigh*

Tell me about it :/

I once was trying to get someone's attention who was too busy watching the telly or something and I said "alt+tab fool!" :(

i have no idea what this means

i basically despise all "internetisms"

-- lex pretend, Saturday, 30 June 2007 12:06 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

GET OFF THE INTERNET THEN DAMMIT.

OTM

If it is a terrorist related

maybe that Ozman Bin Laden (sp)? or Iraq? or a joint effort?

-- DJ Martian, Tuesday, September 11, 2001 12:00 AM (5 years ago)

GET OFF THE INTERNET THEN DAMMIT.

What is internet?

It's IT!

what is it

http://www.inca.nc/images/expo/Internet.jpg

talk = stalk, obv

-- mh, Monday, July 2, 2007 3:10 PM (9 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

maybe using the noize board as a way to vent these past weeks after barely posting before was poorly-planned

worse than old school friends though is women you went out with who it didnt work out with poking you. WHY?

-- titchyschneiderMk2, Monday, July 2, 2007 1:48 PM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

No Dodgy or Ocean Colour Scene, no credibility! ;)

-- Geir Hongro, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 9:44 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

wtf is Ocean Colour Scene

You don't think McFarlane has stolen enough from my cousin Matt G.?

-- Leee, Thursday, 5 July 2007 05:01 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

(I reckon I can find a dozen threads where Leee remninds us Matt Groenig is his cousin!)

PS I kid because I love, Leee. ;P

No Dodgy or Ocean Colour Scene, no credibility! ;)

-- Geir Hongro, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 9:44 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

that's kinda awes that geir has picked up on tynan memes

well that one's pretty much been permanently absorbed into ILX's Hall of Memes, so it's not surprising he's using it.

wtf is Ocean Colour Scene

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 11:22 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

damn it must be good being american

Who would survive post-nuclear holocaust Sheffield?

wtf is Ocean Colour Scene

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 22:22 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Shit english guitar band.

dodgy and ocean colour scene were seriously like the absolute worst of the bottom of the barrel britpop guitary acts weren't they. i mean that's like requesting the presence of menswe@r for crying out loud.

Now now, be nice.

totally leaving negative feedback

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, July 5, 2007 1:24 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

in ComicGuy voice?

i was imagining it in Snake voice

TOTALLY leaving negative feedBACK

wtf is Ocean Colour Scene

Paul Weller used to like'em. Which says a lot about his state of mind.

i got poked, poked them back, never heard back from them again. which is how i like it. usually the etiquette seems to be that you get poked, then add the person.

-- titchyschneiderMk2, Thursday, 5 July 2007 20:21 (Yesterday) Link

Answer the question, though. Do you think the publication would have published it if he had said Jews or Blacks or Irish (or dogs) in the place of "women"?

-- Masonic Boom, Friday, 6 July 2007 10:28 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Answer the question, though. Do you think the publication would have published it if he had said Jews or Blacks or Irish (or dogs) in the place of "women"?

-- Masonic Boom, Friday, 6 July 2007 10:28 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

-- Dom Passantino, Friday, 6 July 2007 10:33 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

For a guy who self-identifies as a feminist, I willfully ignore this stuff to a crazy degree

-- Dom Passantino, Thursday, July 5, 2007 8:47 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

OTM

-- Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Thursday, 5 July 2007 13:50 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Nice one Pash.

Nice one Pash.

-- kv_nol, Friday, 6 July 2007 11:01 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i was imagining it in Snake voice

TOTALLY leaving negative feedBACK

-- The Macallan 18 Year, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:36 (Yesterday) Link

You mean Kurt Russel SNAKE? XD

nah, i'm guessing the simpsons' hoodlum character snake.

OH, WHAT A NERD!!!

..."late December, 1993."

Memo to PR writers: please stop trying to copy me because you can't do it. It's like Roger Kitter doing McEnroe.

-- Marcello Carlin, Friday, July 6, 2007 11:39 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

i love unicorns.

-- latebloomer, Monday, July 9, 2007 9:08 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I have had highbrow threads for a while, i need smut.

-- anthony, Sunday, July 22, 2001 7:00 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

What happened to Robin Carmody?

He was one of our more intelligent and articulate posters on the board, with an impressive knoweledge of political history. Is he on sabbatical or has he gone now for good?
-- Heathrow Airport, Saturday, April 15, 2006 6:07 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

in b4 autism jokes
-- Father Esteban Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Saturday, April 15, 2006 6:12 AM

don't get your peachpit head swelled, legendmeister.

-- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, July 10, 2007 2:06 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I like seeing myself dance

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, July 10, 2007 6:40 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

chaki is banned

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, July 10, 2007 9:15 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

oh wait i was wrong sort of?

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, July 10, 2007

i slept with a priest once, in the rectory, well more then once. he wouldnt remove his crucifix.
-- anthony easton (anthony), Wednesday, February 26, 2003 7:40 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

"in the rectory"

"slept with"?

^^uncharacteristic use of euphemism

disqualified!!!!!

What's there to like in Chinatown?

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, July 11, 2007 11:27 AM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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new green bo
nha trang
ajisen noodle shop
affordable fresh produce

-- Steve Shasta, Wednesday, July 11, 2007 11:33 AM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I also go North of 14th to find lots of things that hipsters are afraid of!

I am north of 14th on a bus and just saw a halal pizza place with a sign that said "no pork on my fork"

Was it next to a sign that said "champagne in my campaign"?

Oh wait, halal, probably not.

Could you get camel pizza?

Only the toe.

Fight Club may be about the disaffected late-twenties early-thirties child of the 80's, but the hyperactive film-style, the incessant hip-cat dialogue, and the freshman philosophy is actually built for the appeal of a far younger demographic IMO.

-- Just got offed, Wednesday, July 11, 2007 3:42 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

you're an idiot!

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, July 11, 2007 3:43 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

xpost with lol, zing, cio, etc

yes! SRV did that solo on (bowie's) china girl is really nice, though the intro is too much like the vapors to me.
he also played guitar on james browns "living in america" although i can't place the guitar part from memory.

i hear plenty of soul clear as day in his playing. yet his talent (like shawn estes') was clearly affected by his alc.consumption but

-- gygax! (gygax!), Friday, November 7, 2003 12:32 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

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but, you know, i bet he would have drilled clemens!
-- gygax! (gygax!), Friday, November 7, 2003 12:33 PM (3 years ago)

last night i was in malibu on the beach listening to jack and it was awesome. roxy music into heart.

-- chaki, Tuesday, July 17, 2007 1:36 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.barrypopik.com/index.php/new_york_city/entry/no_pork_on_my_fork/

boys love it when a cool breeze hits their balls and contracts th flesh into a tight little pink walnut pouch they can squeeze
-- dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Monday, April 17, 2006 2:24 PM (1 year ago)

You never know who's in on a joke (well *you* don't, anyway) but I'll happily admit to liking the book and not doubting its veracity when it came out. There was no reason to. I got BORED when Courtney Love and Asia Argento became interested - as any sensible woman should - and even more bored when my editor at ESM made JT a contributor, which presumably involved faked conversations. Nobody liked this editor by the time she left and the JT fakeage contributed to her leaving. I feel sorry for the female hoaxer, because publishers do find it 'sexier' to be a cross-dressing rent boy than some Bay Area fringe scenester or a Cantab underachiever, and allocate deals accordingly.

Matt, I didn't mean you when I was talking about messageboard aspirants to Grub Street with vinegar on their shoulder-chips; this one was specifically about the grumbling Grubs. Howevs I could do 180 covers of American diner food on any given night, EASY, so NER. ;-)

-- suzy, Thursday, July 19, 2007 3:12 PM (Thursday, July 19, 2007 3:12 PM) Bookmark Link

publishers do find it 'sexier' to be a cross-dressing rent boy than some Bay Area fringe scenester or a Cantab underachiever
publishers do find it 'sexier' to be a cross-dressing rent boy than some Bay Area fringe scenester or a Cantab underachiever
publishers do find it 'sexier' to be a cross-dressing rent boy than some Bay Area fringe scenester or a Cantab underachiever
publishers do find it 'sexier' to be a cross-dressing rent boy than some Bay Area fringe scenester or a Cantab underachiever
publishers do find it 'sexier' to be a cross-dressing rent boy than some Bay Area fringe scenester or a Cantab underachiever
publishers do find it 'sexier' to be a cross-dressing rent boy than some Bay Area fringe scenester or a Cantab underachiever

also, this is hilarious:
In Harlem, I stopped by a restaurant called No Pork On My Fork. I thought, such a funny name, and what an unusual place for a kosher restaurant. I asked the owner behind the counter, "What made you put a Jewish restaurant here?"

I mean, from the name, I just assumed . . . He said, "Not Jewish . . . we're Muslim. We don't eat pork, either."

see, in context of the thead, where we also get called delusional 20/30 somethings, i think i am the cantab underachiever. and she's right : /

xpost

am I the bay area fringe scenester?

not for much longer, so i hear

am I the bay area fringe scenester?

ha. i thought she was talking about shasta and i

she's sort of amazing, that suzy

all the people she knows!

you're not fringe, jaxon, you ARE the scene!

nah, i don't do anything but hang out w/people that are making it happen.

i guess that makes me scene :(

I thought she meant publishers found it sexier to consider JT leroy a cross-dressing rent boy rather than the Bay Area fringe scenester or a Cantab underachiever that he really was?

We'll be talking about this for years to come.

(what's a cantab underachiever?)

underachiever who went to cambridge university (i'm from & reside in cambridge).

see i'm a huge fan of makeup, girls, boys, whatever. i just think it's so neat, and pretty. and a woman putting makeup on before she goes out at night is really glamorous to me.

-- Surmounter, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 3:28 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

crowning is hott

-- kenan, Monday, June 4, 2007 5:43 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.catbirdseat.org/catbirdseat/ptw.jpg
-- djmartian, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 6:17 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

where's that latest round of Suzyism from?

where is that one?

http://www.catbirdseat.org/catbirdseat/ptw.jpg

^ needs

ROFL
Joe's Pub
NYU
Zionism

3xc3pter
other mus1c

DO YOU SEE

who and what is "paper thin walls"?

xxposts lol, he's way ahead of you:

i think Ned deserves to be in this diagram linked to AMG, who else?

-- djmartian, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 6:25 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Wha...? I wasn't trying to be contentious or anything. I like the Noise Board and most of its denizens and didn't think it was controversial to point out that there are threads on the Noise Board that have equivalents on ILE/ILM. The "what are you listening to?" thread is another one. The point of me bringing it up at all was that Hurting said he was posting here because he couldn't post to "posts very much in character" (presumably because he's banned?), which made me think that he could've posted to "ILEpitaphs," since it's basically the same thread.

-- jaymc, Thursday, July 26, 2007 5:18 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

This is the only thread I managed to find on them. The search engine here is so fucked up that it makes you look for every single thread mentioning the word "Band" in it. It doesn't matter whether you put quotation marks around "S.O.S. Band", either. Anyway I've just made myself a whole CD of them and I'm a fucking CAPPY HAMPER. Disco married with early 80's R&B,it's a delight. Where are the fucking strawberries of love? This is romantic funk, man. That's the best way to say what they are is romantic funk.

-- Bimble, Sunday, July 29, 2007 5:25 AM

"the strawberries of love"

"ILEpitaphs," since it's basically the same thread.

^

rong

Truth or Propoganda: George W Bush's Resume!

wow.

i stalked as far as Livingstone and then just grew bored. nice sleuthing.

About seven years ago, I was at some shitty party at Chelsea Piers and there was some dink walking around in a "vintage" Queensryche t-shirt (specifically the cover of Queen of the Ryche). Given the nature of the function and the type of crowd gathered, I was quick to suspect that the dude was wearing it "ironically." Having already imbibed the first of a few too many, I accosted him about it. "So, are you wearing this shirt because you're actually a fan of the band?" I asked. The guy looked immediately uncomfortable. "...or are you just wearing it for its kitsch value?" I continued. "ummm...both?" he offered, unconvincingly. I believe I spat at the ground in front of him and walked away (`cos I'm a jerk like that). And I don't even like Queensryche, and never have.

-- Alex in NYC, Wednesday, August 1, 2007 11:30 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Gold =)

he's back back BACK

when his kids get interested in pop music it ain't gonna be pretty

There is some good stoff on the "All For You" album. However, that first single is not among the good stuff. It is way too staccato, way too similar to the R&B crap dominating way too much of the current charts.

The title track is better, with its classic early 80s beat replacing the contemporary R&B sounds.

-- Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 13:46 (2 years ago) Link

Coleman is ACES above. Hahahahaha.

Neil Finn is the greatest pop songwriter of the past 30 years and that's a fact.

-- Geir Hongro, Monday, July 30, 2007 1:49 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Link

it helps quite a bit if you imagine hearing geir's posts in a lurching werner herzog voice.

Graphic designer here going on 2 years of unsteady employment. Bills piling up, ready to shoot self. If only gun was available. No gun available, thus looking for work. In past 3 months, I've made a whopping $1200. Bankruptcy is a sweet looking option, but wouldn't help much without a job to start fresh on.
Been trying to get jobs at bookstores and things, too, but I guess they'd rather hire people in college or something.

Yep. Thank god George Bush is taking care of everything...

Seriously, any leads? Anyone? Selfish of me, I know, but I figure this place is viewed less by jobseekers than any place that actually advertises jobs.

-- Scaredy Cat, Saturday, February 1, 2003 1:05 AM (4 years ago)

iron my shirt bitch

-- Hurting 2, Sunday, August 5, 2007 9:48 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

It really amazes me that anyone pays enough attention to anyone else's identities on here to be able to pick out a characteristic post.

and you are who again...

It really amazes me that anyone pays enough attention to anyone else's identities on here to be able to pick out a characteristic post.

-- Dan I., Monday, August 6, 2007 5:12 AM (22 minutes ago)

Not a characteristic Dan I. post unless it uses the pseudo-word "sort've."

i luv alex in nyc! defending the ryche!

These songs are all horrible!

-- Mr. Snrub, Monday, August 6, 2007 2:56 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

i didnt really feel like bumping his tribute thread for something so generic in character.

"Sort've" is a word!

even though you're right, it doesn't make sense at all.

isn't it "sort of"?

Yeah. "sort've" doesn't make sense. But "sort'f" doesn't work, and I just don't have time to be typing that "o" all the time!

first person to mention that it's 7 keystrokes either way gets CUTTTTTTTT

i always picture snrub as an old guy in one of those old fashioned wooden wheelchairs, holding up one of those ear funnel hearing aid things to his ears for some reason.

sorta pointless, isn't it?
xp

yes, it's pointless. I had never really thought about it until this keen-eyed guy here called me on it. I didn't even know I used it that often! never again obviously

I have this great photo circa 1983 of me throwing a tantrum over french fries

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, August 6, 2007 10:11 PM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

xD

women do not have anuses

-- mike hanle y, Wednesday, July 17, 2002 8:00 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

RAPE THAT SHIT
-- Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, February 27, 2006 9:36 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

Actually this morning I had my usual 12 cups of coffee. Then i found out that the elevator in my building was broken as usual. So walking down the 7 flights of stairs I was farting quite vigourously, then about 10 minutes later I noticed some of the farts had a more persistent feeling of moistness than is generally tolerable. So I went into the nearest internet cafe to use the toilet and expecting to find a few random stains on my underwear I instead unfortunately found a swamp in there. So I washed my ass and threw the underwear in a garbage can and am now sitting here 'commando' in an internet cafe somewhere in north London if anyone's interested
-- dave q, Monday, July 14, 2003 2:28 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

oh man, when have i ever NOT shit my pants? seriously, my pants are always so squishy with wet fresh shit, and caked with last week's shit from my butt that i couldn't wash out, that i'm thinking of investing in some kind of NASA-grade latex pant, on account of all my pants-shitting. god, walking around my house all you see is brown streaks and gobs of human shit matted into the carpet. smells like shit and lysol in here. i wish my life would end.
-- ath (ath), Monday, May 1, 2006 9:13 AM (1 year ago)

i just read a news article about a teenage girl that had to be rushed to the hospital for overdosing on coffee. she had 7 double espressos

don't worry, soon enough Jack Black will take his place in the hallowed pantheon of Dead Fat Actors

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, August 15, 2007 6:12 PM (27 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Dead Fat Comedians, rather

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, August 15, 2007 6:13 PM (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

i wonder if shakey's got a checklist of "deaths to gloat over"

an xls perhaps

what an asshole

checklist of "deaths to gloat over"

Surmounter
kenan
scott seward
Masonic Boom
Curt1s Stephens
Ned Raggett
Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃
John Justen
Abbott
Hurting 2
Jordan
Trayce
Shakey Mo Collier
El Tomboto
dean ge
Heave Ho
humansuit
BIG HOOS aka the steendriver
gr8080
milo z
blueski
Dr Morbius
marmotwolof
Herman G. Neuname
Alfred, Lord Sotosyn
deej
Jon Lewis
the schef (adam schefter ha ha)
Rubyredd
Ms Misery
latebloomer
jergïns
rrrobyn
jaymc
jhøshea
Just got offed
sanskrit
Drooone
Sara R-C
s1ocki
hstencil
gabbneb
Stevie D
Matt DC
Tracer Hand
and what
Beth Parker
n/a
max
dan m
HI DERE
sweet tater
tehresa
StanM
Laurel
Dom Passantino
kingfish
chicago kevin
nabisco
chaki
That one guy that hit it and quit it
Mark G
ILX System
Eazy
elmo argonaut
kv_nol
Tape Store
ailsa
am0n
poortheatre
Jesse
get bent
accentmonkey
Alex in Baltimore
King Boy Pato
Charlie Howard
Steve Shasta
nathalie
bell_labs
mark s
stevienixed
Jordan Sargent
ghost rider
Richard Wood Johnson
ken c
Mr. Que
KitCat
gershy
RJG
aldo
wanko ergo sum
Jeff Treppel
Geir Hongro
Bimble
Tom D.
Alex in NYC
bernard snowy
river wolf
Whiney G. Weingarten
Noodle Vague

;_;

yes, it's pointless. I had never really thought about it until this keen-eyed guy here called me on it. I didn't even know I used it that often! never again obviously

Oh, I don't think you use it that often. It's just that a long time ago when I saw Alex in NYC use it, I went to the archives to see if it was an isolated occurrence and found that no, he'd used it hundreds of times. And lo and behold, someone else had used it, too.

I went to the archives to see if it was an isolated occurrence and found that no, he'd used it hundreds of times. And lo and behold, someone else had used it, too.

-- jaymc, Wednesday, August 15, 2007 8:28 PM (29 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

But still, I think this is silly. Western people are way too afraid of germs. When I was a kid I used to drink water out of puddles, and nothing ever came out of it.

-- Tuomas, Friday, 17 August 2007 17:44 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

^^ most baiting Tuomas post ever?

that's all i'll say.

-- Just got offed, Friday, August 17, 2007 1:29 AM (Friday, August 17, 2007 1:29 AM) Bookmark Link

no wait,

didn't he already mention the childhood puddle-drinking once before?

^^ most baiting Tuomas post ever?

-- energy flash gordon, Friday, August 17, 2007 1:55 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

it's like that point halfway through a serial killer movie when they're like "he's TOYING WITH US".

He's just taking the piss now right?

have to say number 3. Modest Mouse and Cat Power are such weird names that they can't be made up.

-- Tuomas, Friday, 17 August 2007 19:08 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

dude has been taking the piss for months

i drank out of three streams in the last week, though, and i haven't gotten giardia. so maybe he's right.

i drank out of three streams in the last week, though, and i haven't gotten giardia. so maybe he's right.

-- river wolf, Friday, August 17, 2007 4:21 PM (0 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

He's just taking the piss now right?

For his sake, I hope so. For us, it's a load of roffles.
I'm waiting for the day he will ask us: "What is ILX?"

only thing my parents buy me anymore: guns.

(okay, they tried to buy me a watch last week, but Fossil didn't have anything that looked like I'd wear it)

-- milo z, Friday, August 17, 2007 5:02 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

made out with girl
woke up covered in mustard

woops wrong thread

made out with girl
woke up covered in mustard

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, August 18, 2007 3:27 PM (7 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Delete Undelete Ban User User Info
woops wrong thread

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, August 18, 2007 3:27 PM (0 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

hahahaha

I've done cunnilingus and/or a handjob several times, to make my girlfriend come even if I didn't. Am I a pretender?

-- Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 10:38 (4 years ago)

Difficult to pick. UIF has the most jazzy fills, but MHK drops in some very nice kraut on occasion, and new one is about same. Fiurst one has good if standard IDM / laptop beats with a touch of jazz swing/fill at times.

-- Scik Mouthy, Tuesday, June 12, 2007 10:09 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

...pretender?

Someone should warn Tuomas that you can't generally give a "girlfriend" a handjob.

Lost in Miss Translation

generally?

pretender Tuomas

IT'S ALL IN CODE

extreme fisting action

a crying game

That (cunni/handjob post) must be from the "male feminist" thread? I didn't read it, I figured it would give me a headache if I did.

Ha, I am RONG. M-F thread is pretty interesting too.

Someone should warn Tuomas that you can't generally give a "girlfriend" a handjob.

Lets play the crying game then.

I MADE THAT JOKE ALREADY NATH!! (credit where credit's due dept) xxx

Ah shit, sorry! :-(

Throw Beyonce to the famished hyenas.

-- Alex in NYC, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 6:10 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

:D

if you HOOS with the steen upstairs, you will get your ass smote

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, August 22, 2007 4:31 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

wtf does that even mean!

it means don't hassle the HOOS

Those who do not know hoostory are doomed to cut and paste it.

# Favourite Bacon [Started by Masonic Boom, last updated 58 minutes ago] 40 new answers [POLL closes: August 29]

oh wait nevermind

Indeed, but she did make a sriracha = cock pun earlier

Jon just Zodiac Attacked Petra Cortright! 12:26pm
PAINFUL ATTACK! : Jon, who is a Metal Rooster, clucked his way towards Petra, flew up and pecked Petra eyes out!

waht

Your pick of the top 5 singles/albums to use these particular drum machines/keyboards.

The particular drum machines

Linn LM-1
Linn-9000
Mpc-60
MPC-6000

These Particular Keyboards

Oberheim OB-Family (The Ob-X, Ob-Xa, Ob-8)
Yamaha CS-Family( Cs-80, CS-90 and so on)
Roland Jupiter Family ( jupiter-6, jupiter-8)
The Yamaha DX-7
And lets not forget...The Prophet 5

Top 5 for me..

Prince Any Album between 1979-1988
Human League-Dare
Hall and Oates 1980-1982
Anything By Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis
The Eurythmics-Sweet Dreams

-- The Startrekman, Wednesday, August 22, 2007 1:17 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark Link

thats a character

Hahah holy crap.

In all sincerity, why do people care about this guy? I don't hear any specific edge he might have over his peers? What's the big deal?
-- Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, May 27, 2003 11:15 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

I was intrigued after that Startrekman thread so I google searched him, he pretty much only deals in intense keyboard threads.

...so yes, hugely in character.

i have a bottle of OUZO in my freezer. i bought it at jons (the armenian vons knockoff that's the same supermarket chain as where elliott gould buys cat food in the long goodbye).

-- get bent, Wednesday, August 22, 2007 3:24 PM (7 minutes ago)

# Food Comas C/D [Started by Dandy Don Weiner, last updated 1 hour ago] 6 new answers

i think i'm gonna go see the long goodbye tonight!

lucky.

I'm just happy I'm not the only one who wtf'ed at the drum machine/ keyboard thread

Do you really want to have more things in common with Tuomas, dude?

dude you got the hookup and i hear you ergo i holla

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, March 30, 2007 9:42 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

ether is better than any jay song except hard knock life cuz of the chorus, u fucktards

-- luriqua, Saturday, 25 August 2007 07:27 (1 hour ago) Link

ethan email me if u want 2 cyber jk

-- luriqua, Friday, August 24, 2007 11:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

ilx pop lock and drop it animatronicks thread: am i a good for nothin type of brother??? i molested my twin sister when we finally declared we would stop trying to do each other last night

-- luriqua, Saturday, August 25, 2007 6:45 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Best Ethan troll thread now plz

enjoying misogyny

Threads mainly in character: Kenan discusses his favourite moments of violent anger against women, Kate St Clare has freshman women's studies opinions4u

stockhausen - 'telemusik'

realized @ NHK studios, national radio & television network of Japan, 1966

from stockhausen verlag CD #9, consolidated into one single file so you don't have to deal with 35 files that are 20-30 seconds long each

http://www.sendspace.com/file/ecphjw

ring modulated woodblock hit ouch

-- Milton Parker, Monday, August 27, 2007 7:58 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

wtf never drinking again & i pray those chat logs are faked

how uncouth

Why does everyone always "wtf" at startrekman? he's probably my favorite ilxor.

I guess maybe he has the one aspie obsession I kind've respect.

oh shit I said "kind've" again, sorry.

I don't really wtf at him, but I do find him v amusing. (his aspie obsession is helpful)

Why does everyone always "wtf" at startrekman? he's probably my favorite ilxor.

-- Dan I., Tuesday, August 28, 2007 3:27 AM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

What kind of keyboard did you use to type this?

WAIT. It's obviously a Latitude D610, right?