saw really good star trek

http://images.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/thumb/3/3d/TOS_S1D4-0.jpg/210px-TOS_S1D4-0.jpghttp://images.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/thumb/4/42/Conscience_standoff.jpg/180px-Conscience_standoff.jpg

http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/The_Conscience_of_the_King

Worlds may change, galaxies disintegrate, but a woman always remains a woman."- James Kirk to Lenore

"What were you twenty years ago?"
"Younger, captain... much younger."
"Why are there no records of you twenty years ago?"
"Blood thins ... body fails ... and one is finally grateful for a failing memory. I no longer treasure life, not even my own. I am tired! The past is a blank."

so is this ep a reference to nazis in south america?

On the episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation entitled "The Game", Data tells Wesley Crusher of his experience at a Sadie Hawkins dance at Starfleet Academy, and Wesley tells Data it's still held every year.

Uhura plays and sings him a song

the scene where she jams ESP Disk style on some kinda space-harp? awesome

Robin Lefler was played by Ashley Judd. Lefler is also featured in the Star Trek: New Frontier series of novels.
In April 2002, ZENtertainment (a now-defunct Hollywood news source) reported "Ashley Judd was on Letterman the other night to promote her new movie, High Crimes. Dave surprised her with a clip of her appearance on TNG, where she went on a date with Wesley Crusher (Wil Wheaton). Judd mentioned that she was reprising the role (of Robin Lefler) in Star Trek Nemesis as Wesley's wife." [1] [2]
This was also reported by About Sci-Fi, which added to the report "... Wil Wheaton, however, says he's heard nothing about that. Somehow, I'm not surprised Wesley doesn't know he’s married."
Later on, "Judd's spokesperson denied this cameo appearance." [3]
In August 2002, Wil Wheaton found out, and reported, that his scene had been cut from Star Trek Nemesis. There was no mention (by him) about Judd or Lefler.

"When a man of Scotty's years falls in love, the loneliness of his life is suddenly revealed. His heart once throbbed to the sound of the ship's engines; now, all he can see is the woman."

http://store.startrek.com/images/products/4/97-8.jpg

^^ just got this

Kirk meets Karidian's daughter Lenore, who looks resplendent after having been up to no good.
Kirk meets Karidian's daughter Lenore, who looks resplendent after having been up to no good.
Kirk meets Karidian's daughter Lenore, who looks resplendent after having been up to no good.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2232/2105529393_e17ce58133.jpg

if im really being honest star trek 2 is my favorite movie of all time

is that the one w/the whales?

no

is that the one with the ewoks?>

Should I ban artdamages?

there is one with whales, right?

I don't know, I only know the one with the slugs.

laurel i am no "trekker", but i dont think there is a star trek movie with slugs/

that is star trek ii

The ear ones, they go in the ears. Shut up.

Wrath of Khan is the proverbial "Bee's Knees"

if im really being honest star trek 2 is my favorite movie of all time

-- and what, Wednesday, December 12, 2007 9:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

it is without a doubt in my top 3

what's that one with the vampire flapjacks?

thats star trek 33 and a 1/3rd

i have some kind of disorder whereby i remember almost nothing about movies i have seen. how about first star trek movie - isn't it pretty boring? i should watch them all again.

THEE MOTIONLESS PICTURE

whats everybodys favorite parts of wrath of khan????

"Kiiiiiiiiiiirk, my old friend..."

"YES. OLD. FRIEND! Like a POOR MARKSman, you KEEP MISSing the TARget!!!"

http://roaring-rampage.org/screencaptures/volumeone/images/killbill_vol1-0004.jpg

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/en/images/e/e6/Kirk_arrives.jpg

anybody else have this?
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/en/images/6/6a/ViewMasterSTSet4.jpg

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/en/images/0/0b/SS_Botany_Bay-library.jpg

i like when khan first contacts kirk from ceti alpha V and the look on kirk's face when he realizes what is going on, and khan is like BURIED ALIIIIIVE BURIED ALIIIIIVE.

also that one sad scene near the end is so fucking sad, and also extremely notably QUIET.

my dad has this

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71GE7JVXBML._AA240_.gif

my favorite scene is when khan thinks he's getting the genesis code but really they're sending the code to take down khan's shields... shatner plays it so well, with that mix of smart-ass pride and desperate humility

transmitting the code now

such like expectancy among the crew waiting for it to pay off

and the look on kirk's face when he realizes what is going on

What about the nerd complaint that this is all a cheat, as Kirk & Spock have already set up their little code thing and Kirk, Marcus etc are in no danger?

I have that edition of MOBY DICK

oh shit is that right morbs? fuck, my timeline is messed up

I haven't seen it in at least 5 years, so I'm just repeating conventional "wisdom."

Khan rocks the Signet Classics.

http://www.wired.com/images/slideshow/2007/11/gallery_star_trek_monsters/tmsaltvampire.jpg

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/en/images/7/72/Motion_picture_library.jpg

i have to see khan again but i have a soft spot for star trek vi, when kirk and mccoy are sent to that slave labor colony and he gets it on with the shapeshifter chick and then kills her. also the chick from sex in the city is spock's vulcan intern, right?

yes. star trek 6 is the next best one.

Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your sub-vocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents,
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

Oh Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array;
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

maybe i'll watch wrath of khan today.

report back w/ commentary!!

Watching Khan NOW. IT HAS BEGUN.

C or D: chasing ian 'round Perdition's flame

the best part of this movie is ricardo montalban's cleavage

he put . . . creatures . . . in our bodies . . . to make us tell lies

gallivanting around the cosmos is a game for the young, Lieutenant

George: What were you saying to the Rosses over there, anyway?

Jerry: Oh, I don't know. I told them her death takes place in the shadow of new life. She's not really dead if we find a way to remember her.

George: What is that?

Jerry: Star Trek II.

George: (identifying it) Wrath of Khan!

Jerry: Right. Kramer and I saw it last night. Spock dies, they wrap him up in a towel, and they shoot him out the bowel of the ship in that big sunglasses case.

George: That was a hell of a thing when Spock died...

Jerry: Yeah...

[For a brief moment, the two become overwhelmed with emotion.]

Stan: Right as Jesus was dying he raised his hand and said, "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few."

Randy: You're right, Stanley. You're absolutely right. Hey, that Bible sounds like kind of a good book.

Stan: It ain't bad. You should try reading it some time.

Kyle: Dude, that was "Star Trek" again! "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few" — that was Wrath of Khan!

UGH

"assignment earth" is terrible. no wonder they never made a gary seven show.

also no wonder "leonard six" sucked so bad.

there is some TREMENDOUS acting in "all our tomorrows"

sorry, i mean "return to tomorrow"

i have no idea what "all our tomorrows" is

kirk has like three mega-monologues, including one where he goes "RISK ... IS ... OUR ... BUSINESS!!!" which i plan to use at a conference talk someday

youtube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWWJuuF_mM0

**The huge hand keeping the Enterprise from moving in the beginning of this episode is, in fact, Gene Roddenberry's.

In Peter David's Star Trek: New Frontier, character Mark McHenry is a descendant of the child of Apollo and Carolyn Palamas (revealed to have been impregnated during the events of this episode), and has at least some of the Apollo's powers.

memory alpha could destroy DAYS of my life.

T/S: Memory Alpha vs. Wookiepedia

Randy: You're right, Stanley. You're absolutely right. Hey, that Bible sounds like kind of a good book.

Stan: It ain't bad. You should try reading it some time.

Hell, I keep forgetting where they got that exchange from. I've heard the "it ain't bad..." bit like once or twice before.

I wonder how many of Shatner's 3 Star Trek memoirs are owned by ian

and what is right, wrath of khan really is the best movie ever.

i was thinking this morning about the episode where kirk fights the guy (trelane? i think that was it) who seems ridiculously menacing and all-powerful but in the end turns out to be a spoiled kid from some Q-like omnipotent race. the way kirk intimidates him in the last scene, before he's even learned the "secret" ("you've got a lot to learn about living...in fact, you've gotta lot to learn about EVERYTHING, haven't you?") is fucking awesome.

That'd be "The Squire of Gothos," featuring one William Campbell as Trelane, who also played a Klingon on "The Trouble With Tribbles."

"You will hang by the neck, Captain, until you are dead, dead, dead!"

Also had a great ending where he dissolves from sight as he is taken back by his alien parents while repeating "I would've won, I WOULD have," reminiscent of the same kind of ending to "Charlie X," with Charlie last words before fading being "I wanna stay...stay...stay."

"why all the . . . mumbojumbo?"

My dad knew William Campbell as a youth in Newark, NJ. (He's also the star of Francis Coppola's first film.)

weird

http://www.startrekofgodsandmen.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek:_Of_Gods_and_Men

nb treklove makes me happy

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ee/TheKlingonHamlet.jpg

http://www.flickr.com/photos/poletti/sets/72157602965392887

wait maybe i came late but OMFG

duuuuudes

There seems to be a bunch of those. I like the (Mego Version).

One where Spock defeats a computer inhabited by the soul of jack the ripper by asking it to compute the value of pi.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/en/images/7/77/RikerFrameOfMind.jpg

http://www.fancast.com/tv/Star-Trek/96413/watch-videos

!!!!!

all the souls i have encountered in my travels, his was the most... human.

http://www.plexoft.com/SBF/images/dax.jpg

"trill niggas don't die"

watching the original series in order here: http://www.cbs.com/classics/star_trek/video/video.php. have maybe seen 10% of these.

s01e01 - The Man Trap (hairy salt monster)
Uhura flirting with Spock was good. Kirk excellent. Leonard Nimoy pretty handsome back then. Moral: remember what happened to the the buffalo. 6/10.
Hottest girl:
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f325/caek/Picture2-1.png

s01e02 - Charlie X (weird kid with telekenetic powers)

Charlie's face when using powers is excellent. Kirk removes shirt for first time. Uhura's singing voice is hilarious (and hot). 6/10.
Hottest girl:
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f325/caek/Picture3.png

Oh, moral: Kids need discipline and a father.

http://www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/rikerwasshit_big.gif

DAMMIT JIM IM JUST A SIMPLE COUNTRY DOCTOR

As I fell asleep last night I found a Star Trek Voyager episode costarring DAN CASTELANETA.

SO ... finally got the 1st season box, now i have all 3 and i want to watch all 3 seasons in order

BUT

should i watch them in airing order? (beginning w/ "the man trap")

or should i watch them in production order? (beginning w/ "where no man has gone before")

details

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Star_Trek:_The_Original_Series_episodes#Production_order

watch in production order

same with narnia books

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/3940/mdfodhrwoi8vatm0lnbob3rre2.jpg

og series was shit fuck a tribble

next gen was pretty much garbage. srsly deep space 7 sucked.

only good episode was next generation. i don't know the episode name, i was 14. this historian from the future travels backwards through time to watch picard do some serious shit. guy keeps laughing at them like no way imma ruin the moment, major history in the making,. it turns out he was some nj guido who stabbed a time travel machine creator in the 1990s and actually went forward in time to jack Data for resale.

good twist.

lol that was max headroom

http://www.impawards.com/1998/posters/star_trek_insurrection.jpg

^SAW REALLY FUCKING BAD STAR TREK

(link deleted by request of domain owner)

we're up to episode 7 of TOS

shit fuck a tribble

wasnt this an XTC song

started watching "conscience of the king" last night but fell asleep

also watched "shore leave" ... sorta stupid but pleased to see it was filmed in redwood city!

but holy shit, "BALANCE OF TERROR" = best episode eveR?!?

just saw a really good star trek
THROW SOME D'S ON THAT SHIP

http://www.costumedogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/11-13-2006.jpg

:(

og series was shit fuck a tribble

next gen was pretty much garbage. srsly deep space 7 sucked.

only good episode was next generation. i don't know the episode name, i was 14. this historian from the future travels backwards through time to watch picard do some serious shit. guy keeps laughing at them like no way imma ruin the moment, major history in the making,. it turns out he was some nj guido who stabbed a time travel machine creator in the 1990s and actually went forward in time to jack Data for resale.

good twist.

-- sanskrit, Friday, 4 April 2008 03:49

You are wrong about TOS and TNG, but that is one of my all time classic hall of fame fave episodes.

Also the one where they wake up the frozen 21st century businessman (He's like a cowboy/oilman/texan or something?) and he's really vulgar and all confused that they don't have money or cars or TV. Great.

This thread is awesome, btw.

star trek II is on sky movies at half ten - do i watch it for the 10000000000000000000000000000000th time?

liveblog

i'm not sure i'd be able to look myself in the eye in the morning if i did that

"Kiiiiiiiiiiirk, my old friend..."

"YES. OLD. FRIEND! Like a POOR MARKSman, you KEEP MISSing the TARget!!!"

was shatner channeling adam west's batman? or maybe he was all along?

yhbt

"Kiiiiiiiiiiirk, my old friend..."

"YES. OLD. FRIEND! Like a POOR MARKSman, you KEEP MISSing the TARget!!!"

-- Dr Morbius, Thursday, December 13, 2007 9:52 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

this is not only my favorite dr morbius post by default it may be seriously my favorite post of all time

mr sulu, get us out of here

I caught an earwig trying to crawl up the inside of my pants leg yesterday.

they put.... creatures... in our bodies...

wikipedia tells me that's a Commodore PET in kirk's pad

uh

star trek II is on sky movies at half ten - do i watch it for the 10000000000000000000000000000000th time?

-- DG, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 20:15

yo does half ten mean 9:30 or 10:30
it's been KILLING me

10:30

i trust you watched it again?

:(

Shatner to young woman aspiring to showbiz at Trek convention I attended in '76: "God ... don't be an actress!"

^^^^^^ o_O

wow

"catspaw" is TERRIBLE

Yup. What was Robert Bloch thinking?

Also see How many of these actors at this sci-fi-centric talent agency do you recognize?

oh wow guys Q was just in Murder She Wrote

http://www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/rikerwasshit_big.gif

^^^^^

about to pull trigger on animated series DVD box.

thoughts?

http://images.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/3/34/Vulcan_youths.jpg

(i've never seen it but i imagine it being fun in the same way i enjoyed http://www.abandonia.com/files/games/100/Star%20Trek%20-%2025th%20Anniversary_8.png)

about to pull trigger on animated series DVD box.

thoughts?

Kind of a mixed bag, but there are some pretty outstanding episodes in there. I wish that they were all a hour long as they feel rushed. Too bad Filmation's animation department was so awful.

Forgot... The Larry Niven story is terrific

so it sounds like you bought it and didn't feel ripped off?

it's either that or "the complete outer limits"

lol @ riker

http://www.startrek4u.com/special/multimedia/animations/gifs/JDMemorialDayAnimation.gif

whoa, both the theme composer and director died within 3 days of each other

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/05/29/obit.pevney.ap/index.html
http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/05/30/obit.courage/index.html

startrek4u.com

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/Beltran_at_SFX2007_8-24-07_%28cropped%29.jpg

ENTERPRISE CREW (EXCEPT KIRK) INVITED TO SULU'S GAY WEDDING *SNAP*

http://www.towleroad.com/2008/06/crew-of-enterpr.html

Posted by: virgoboy | Jun 4, 2008 1:23:59 PM

when did MR. Sulu become a doctor? or does the DR stand for Dick Revelator?

Star Trek: The Original Series produced many famous out-takes, which were shown to the delight of fans at gatherings over the years and have been extensively bootlegged. One famous example shows actor Leonard Nimoy, who plays the supposedly emotionless Mr. Spock, breaking into laughter when, in the first season episode "This Side of Paradise", instead of saying the line "The plants act as a repository", says "The plants act as a suppository". In another out-take, series star William Shatner breaks character during a scene and starts complaining about the food served in the studio commissary. A third example begins with the third season episode "Is There in Truth No Beauty?", in which guest actress Diana Muldaur recited the line, "We've come to the end of an eventful...trip", to which Shatner replies, "I don't know what you've been taking..." -- a reference to the then-topical issue of drug-induced hallucinations or "trips". People bumping into supposedly automatic doors when the backstage personnel mistimed opening them was a common accident depicted. Similarly there were also mishaps while filming in exterior, with aircraft flying over supposedly alien planets.

Forgot... The Larry Niven story is terrific
Didn't some other big names write for the animated series?

like David "Tribbles" Gerrold?

Probably. A lot of the same people also wrote for Land Of The Lost.

the art in the cartoons is crazy! will post some pics

wow, this cartoon is amazing.

great lines from episode i was watching:

kirk: bob, you've got to three hours before the cloud reaches mantilles. you've got to evacuate the planet!!
bob: we don't have the resources to evacuate 82 million people ... we only have shuttlecraft for a few thousand
kirk: can you make that decision?
bob: there's no decision ... it'll have to be THE CHILDREN

later in the episode, only 20 minutes before the planet-eating cloud reaches mantilles

kirk: bob, have you finished the evacuation?
bob: yes ... there was some hysteria at first ... but we're finished now.
kirk: bob ...
bob: it was only five thousand CHILDREN ... out of EIGHTY-TWO MILLION PEOPLE
kirk: bob, where's elizabeth?
bob: here, with me ...
kirk: hold on bob ... it'll be okay ...

bones: who's elizabeth?
kirk: his daughter - (turns to camera) - SHE'S ELEVEN

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p127/yodadax/picard-lol.jpg

^ saw this one : )

i saw the one where picard hooks up with a handsome crew member and they play duets

http://static.flickr.com/104/303425730_ce6ee73b8e_o.jpg

http://www.lileks.com/bleats/archive/05/0305/0304art/pike.jpg

^nagl

best movie

that guy does effects now! did some animation for BSG

i saw trekkies like 3 times in two days once

in the theater

wow, this cartoon is amazing.

great lines from episode i was watching:

kirk: bob, you've got to three hours before the cloud reaches mantilles. you've got to evacuate the planet!!
bob: we don't have the resources to evacuate 82 million people ... we only have shuttlecraft for a few thousand
kirk: can you make that decision?
bob: there's no decision ... it'll have to be THE CHILDREN

later in the episode, only 20 minutes before the planet-eating cloud reaches mantilles

kirk: bob, have you finished the evacuation?
bob: yes ... there was some hysteria at first ... but we're finished now.
kirk: bob ...
bob: it was only five thousand CHILDREN ... out of EIGHTY-TWO MILLION PEOPLE
kirk: bob, where's elizabeth?
bob: here, with me ...
kirk: hold on bob ... it'll be okay ...

bones: who's elizabeth?
kirk: his daughter - (turns to camera) - SHE'S ELEVEN

― moonship journey to baja, Friday, June 6, 2008 5:12 PM Bookmark

seriously, i can't believe this was a cartoon ... pinnacle of the franchise IMO

all my favourite tng episodes are in the sixth season. very convenient for dling.

realm of fear - lol barclay
schism - tng xfiles, crew members get abducted and vivisected by hooded aliens from another dimension
chain of command - ninja picard gets tortured by david warner, 'there are four lights!!'
ship in a bottle - professor moriarty rules the enterprise from the holodeck
starship mine - picard IS john mcclane, beats up tuvok
timescape - http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p127/yodadax/picard-lol.jpg

that leaves only the groundhog day episode (s05, cause and effect) and the lolcutus 2x episode (no idea what season that was in).

At the end Picard says that this was the only way for the aliens to get into contact with human beings. Unfortunately they killed one crew member by doing it, and Riker states that they were more than just curious.

http://trekmovie.com/2007/02/10/spinrad-videoblog-on-history-of-doomsday/

man timescape is pretty dope

ds9 1st season episode "if wishes were horses" is p.good
has some decent lols and you can feel them starting to hit their stride

best line goes to odo: "ladies and gentlemen...and all androgynous creatures, your attention please! as you may have noticed, we're experiencing some difficulties - i'm going to have to ask you all to please refrain from using your imaginations."

There's a first season episode of TNG where Picard asks his crew to do the exact same thing!

keeping on with ds9
season 5 episode "looking for par'mach in all the wrong places" probably funniest episode of star trek i've seen in a good while

worf and quark re-enact cyrano de bergerac and everyone ends up having sex, meanwhile o'brien and kira realize they wanna fuck each other and exchange really awkward glances

I think you mean dax and not kira,

what

the DS9 where Sisko gets bonked on the head and thinks he's a golden age scifi writer is really good, and everyone is a much better actor without pounds of makeup.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRSdOTirjk&feature=player_embedded

http://www.songsblasts.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/My-Name-is-Khan-SongsBlasts.Com.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7i94rBUpaY&feature=player_embedded

haha

TOS: Space Seed was on the other day.

on shortlist to play Geordi when they were casting TNG: baseball great Reggie Jackson.

http://www.lettersofnote.com/2010/08/star-trekcasting.html

http://i39.tinypic.com/2n86l34.gif

all my favourite tng episodes are in the sixth season. very convenient for dling.

realm of fear - lol barclay
schism - tng xfiles, crew members get abducted and vivisected by hooded aliens from another dimension
chain of command - ninja picard gets tortured by david warner, 'there are four lights!!'
ship in a bottle - professor moriarty rules the enterprise from the holodeck
starship mine - picard IS john mcclane, beats up tuvok
timescape -

that leaves only the groundhog day episode (s05, cause and effect) and the lolcutus 2x episode (no idea what season that was in).

― ☪, Thursday, 19 February 2009 15:58 (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

missing a couple of crucial ones imo

remember me (s04) - beverly all alone aboard the enterprise
frame of mind (s06) - is riker in a play? a prisoner? mental?!?!?

also recommended:

yesterday's enterprise (s03) - tasha yar!
future imperfect (s04) - more riker headfuck fun
clues (s04) - i don't remember a *thing* about last night
night terrors (s04) - deanna's lol nightmares
tapestry (s06) - picard has his time over again
parallels (s07) - worf's turn to be headfucked

All good episodes, I'd also include Darmok and The Inner Light from s5, too excellent Picard-centred eps.

Also Sarek from s3 - a pretty uneventful episode for the most part, until two very dramatic and haunting scenes in the last 10 minutes.

The Inner Light aka picard learns the nose flute.

Saw TNG S3 ep "The Hunted", about the Enterprise capturing and attempting to return a genetically modified super soldier to his home planet. The scenes where the guy was expertly eluding the crew and giving them the runaround with false clues as he attempted to escape the ship were really well done. Cool to see the Enterprise crew outsmarted on their own turf. Even better for what the writers didn't have the soldier guy do, e.g. take over the bridge and commandeer the whole ship, which has been done to death.

watched a couple really good ones tonight, both from season 5. the two parter 'time's arrow' featuring the death of data, time-travel, and mark twain. also 'conundrum' in which the crew of the enterprise have their memories wiped and CHAOS ENSUES incl riker getting busy with both ensign ro and troi as well as worf assuming command lol.

hooooooly shit the "grups" episode.

DON'T YOU SEE, LOUISE? YOU'RE BECOMING A YOUNG WOMAN!

roomful of homicidal children waving hammers singing anti-kirk chant NO MORE LOVERMAN! GO BUMP-BUMP!

"you see, lieutenant... i make it a point to never get involved with... older women."

LOUISE = Miri?

oh duh yeah that's the name of the episode and everything. do not know why i was convinced two minutes after watching it that her name was louise

http://img2.ranker.com/list_img/1652/318459/full/42-smoking-hot-pictures-of-girls-taking-bong-hits.jpg

admittedly a possibility but upon review in the sober morning light this episode about kirk's automatic seduction of a 12-year-old girl who is actually 300 is still next-level

the one where picard has to go on a secret mission (with dr. crusher & worf) and a controlfreak douche takes control of the enterprise, asks deanna troi to wear 'regulation uniform' while on duty.

RIP Yeoman Rand

for some reason i've decided to watch every episode of ds9 chronologically. enjoying it so far even though i haven't gotten to the good seasons yet

highlights from season 1
'the vortex' - plot in this one is w/e but i found the guest performance endearingly weird
'progress' - seems like they had the kira episodes down from the start whereas some of the other characters aren't that interesting yet. also the throwaway scene where o'brien talks to jake and nog is funny
'duet' - obv

just watched the 2-parter where sisko and bashir get transported back in time to 2024 san francisco which is almost believably distopian

finished season 3, i think season 2 had more good standalone episodes but the story arc stuff starts to take off here. s3 highlights:
"defiant" - riker
"past tense" pt 1&2 - as mentioned in my previous post
"destiny" - best take so far on the federation science vs bajoran religion subtheme
"visionary" - o'brien keeps seeing scenes of disaster from 5 hours in the future and has to prevent them, goofy time travel ep but i thought it was fun & well done
"improbable cause"/"the die is cast" - main story arc, this is where shit really starts to get good

love ds9

finally saw 'far beyond the stars' and 'in the pale moonlight', both excellent eps

maybe this is one for i love comics but can ian or someone informed speak on those glossy bound photorealistic Star Trek: New Visions?

I was waiting for a record store to open and killed time browsing one of these, owner looked at me strange as I was laughing out loud at how boned out and '96 clip art the thing was. Maybe the creator or licensor was photoshopping himself into the story? It felt very demented with shades of old man lol tubmlr Henry Darger.

none of these are from Hollow Man but here:

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been rewatching some voyager before bed this week

there are some pretty messed-up voyager episodes in the later seasons! one in particular has the crew discovering they aren't actually voyager, but a copy that happened after a biomimetic planet encountered the ship. they're happily on their way to the alpha quadrant when everyone's body and the ship itself start breaking down.

"The Galileo Seven" - Spock does everything in his power to save the crew of the downed shuttle despite every one of them being fucking dicks

saw really bad star wars

Today I saw the one where Spock falls in love and hangs upside down from a tree branch. Sweet.

yeah that was on after the shuttle one

Falls in love with Charles Bronson's wife but Kirk ruins it, though, in doing so, he saves us from more of McCoy wandering about making mint juleps and saying y'all.

McCoy is such a racist douche. This is the one with the exploding poppies, right?

Indeed, though it's Kirk who chucks a lot of inane racist insults at Spock in order to get him angry enough to overcome the deleterious effects of being in love and happy.

in the 23rd century all the nations on Earth have overcome their differences and come together to be virulently racist against Vulcans

Classic episode was just on: Good Kirk/Evil Kirk. The combined scientific and medical knowledge of Spock and Bones insufficient to work out that the way you distinguish between the two is Evil Kirk wears more eyeliner. Warp factor scenery chewing from Shatner.

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see how each reacts when you tear out his hair plugs

Awesome, Spock mind meld with rock/pizza creature on Janus VI - PAIN!!!!!!!! The Chamber of the Ages!