what the shit 2007

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2007/06/14/otter3.jpg

Friday approx 7:00 pm - elderly man in neighborhood near top of very steep hill riding motorized wheelchair in reverse

up the hill or down?

Up!

WTF FTW

yes but that thread is from 2006. also it is not things people actually witnessed.

Man driving rocket ship down Interstate 40. Seriously, it looked like a bus with its top cut off and redesigned to look like a rocket. Texas plate said ROCKET.

Man also had no shirt.

Same place where I saw Elvis twice in one week.

was this rocket car headed in the general direction of burning man?

Isn't there a big modified car festival somewhere in Texas?

also, the name Butch Dicus is a "what the shit" of its own.

He was heading west, yes.

Why he was heading to Nevada from Texas via Little Rock, I have no idea.

Dicus pronounced with a long "i" sound, if I'm correct in assuming.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/4/4c/Biggus.jpg

roadrunner that now lives on our street

that's cool! take a picture of him!

ive tried! he runs FAST

MEEP MEEP

that theme song is so sensitive to the roadrunner when really hes was a smug bastard that pushed coyote across the homicidal line

Yeah seriously, I always felt bad for the coyote.

you're supposed to feel bad for the coyote.

OH

For lack of anywhere else to post this, I often pass WILLIAM JON SALON (subtitled HAIR ARCHITECTURE) and think of noize board.

Got the car, got the AM
RADIO ON

approx 2:30pm: preppy middle-aged guy walking down 16th street while smoking a joint (not discreetly).

guys the point of Wile E. Coyote is that he's always shit out of luck, but all he needs is that one lucky strike and there's gonna be a bloody as fuck Roadrunner massacre and WEC will feast hungrily on roadrunner brains splattered all over an ACME anvil, then when the smoke clears and the carnage ends the Coyote's still gonna be hungry, another Roadrunner will be sacrificed in the name of his insatiable desire for bird blood, and there will still be genocide in Darfur. Nobody's the winner here, folks.

approx 2:30pm: preppy middle-aged guy walking down 16th street while smoking a joint (not discreetly).

-- lauren, Monday, June 18, 2007 2:59 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i do this in miami... as long as you look clean cut most people don't notice until you're already a couple stores away.

it helps if you look like you have somewhere to go

well, i don't do it anymore, cause i got a job.

it helps if you get MAD LIFTED

http://www.snopes.com/photos/crime/graphics/drugraid01.jpg
http://www.snopes.com/photos/crime/graphics/drugraid06.jpg

oh no busted

OH NOES MAD LIFTED.

Whenever I see those green faces, it makes me want to start an urban legend about how hotlinking to snopes can increase your computer's memory.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=V0MVuWDc5RQ

weird, it's the green yukky faces on firefox on my home computer but at work on stone-age IE for mac I can see the images

my obsolete browsing has breached their defenses

dude it is a lot of money right?

a LOT

Why are people saying "mad lifted" again all of a sudden?

because HOOS has that tynanesque je ne sais quoi...?

o i c.

Tyan got MAD easy tho

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyRiNZDb5EY

what the shit, kevin.

A.) I know they're lipsynching, but couldn't they have at least a.) put a drummer on the kit or b.) removed the drumkit altogether?

B.) Keyboard dude invented the Pac-Man noise.

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/13254/24_2007/sign_0.jpg

it's a shop. I know from the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

Tuesday, 11:57 AM: jessie monster uses word "shop" to refer to someone photoshopping an image

not all of us live in PST u nazi

get a noise dude police blotta twitter account!!!!!

oh wait where was that og post from

Tuesday, 11:57 AM: jessie monster uses word "shop" to refer to someone photoshopping an image

-- jaxon, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 2:57 PM (Tuesday, June 19, 2007 2:57 PM) Bookmark Link

IT IS OFFICIALLY SANCTIONED INTERNET SLANG. THERE WAS A CONVENTION.

can we plz make "I know from the pixels" officially sanctioned internet slang?

are you asian and dont want to be?

dude it so already is. I cannot believe people don't get my internet joeks.

xpost

http://themot.org/gallery/d/2170-2/Shopped.jpg

http://themot.org/gallery/d/2200-2/Tapestryshopped.jpg

http://themot.org/gallery/d/2146-2/SaddamShop.jpg

http://themot.org/gallery/d/557-2/trapshop.jpg

n00bs

D:

pwn

haha.

I love that all my pwning accomplished was proving I am way, way nerdier than anyone.

to be fair I stopped paying attention to internet memes after I Liek Milk and Asian Prince

you musta been like 3

jessie do u post / lurk something awful y/n?

n!

sometimes I read /b/ on 4chan tho.

Nothing is faster than a dog...nothing.

oh and sometimes I read articles on somethingawful. I haven't ever spent time on the forums yet.

new DQ waffle cone blizzard is the shit! best blizzard ever. they imagineered the living fuck out of this thing, i want another one bad.

i want one

this video

tuesday 4 pm - i got fired
tuesday 4;012 pm - i began the drunknening
tuesday watever time it is now =- i go on ilx

:( Nickalish!

To be fare I hated my job.

Yeah I think if I got fired from mine I'd prolly do a little dance.

But then I would also end up homeless, so like, perhaps not good.

<3s nicka

nicka,
everytime a job ends
and you get another one
you get more money
CONTROL THIS

aw nick :/
but if you hated it, then this is good. though being fired is hurtful stuff. you are drunk right now and can't read this but i would also suggest that DQ waffle cone blizzard.
DQ waffle cone blizzard? what does this even mean? is there wafflecone in the blizzard? or is the blizzard just in a waffle cone? i think i am pro both. when we were returning into town from the cottage on sunday night, which was a warm night to a warm sunny day, all the DQs we passed, and there were a few, had bunches of people lined up outside them. it was kind of heartwarming.

nick, i'm also recently jobless. my advice is this: get a bottle of brown liquor, it doesn't matter what but the darker the better. listen to the cheater slicks "refried dreams" at top volume. if you smoke, get a carton of cigarettes. if you don't, start. smoke them all. go outside and yell at traffic.

it's cathartic, trust me.

oh noes nicka!

:( :(

oh nick :(

sympathies, man

That sux hardcore

sorry nick

sorry nick :-/

also, this: http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2007/06/20/naked_couple_die_from_sc_rooftop_fall/

Well, if you're gonna go...

aw, nick. come over 4 vapes, sympathy and scrabble.

guys what the hell is zwinky

GET ZWINKY

some sort of commercial pixel-art avatar / digital paper dolls site? they have an obnoxious infectious tv ad for some awful reason

you saw the tv ad, didn't you

dress your zwinky

DRESS IT

i did see the ad, yes, but it only comes on at night, so i'm usually just totally fucking baffled by it

GET ZWINKY, GET ZWINKY, GET ZWINKY

WHO IZ ZWINKY

blingee>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>zwinky

CREATE YOUR ZWINKY AVATAR

NOW, FUCKER.

my theory is if you make a zwinky avatar, chris hansen shows up at your house.

boris badenov zwinky

you can be a jet-setter
and a little devil too
you can be anything
YOU CAN EVEN BE YOU

GET ZWINKY
GET ZWINKY
GET ZWINKY

DOT COM

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42407000/jpg/_42407304_panda_afp.jpg
human panda hybrid zwinky

"are the girls ready yet?"
"naw theyre gettin zwinky wit it"

ajksl;fa

fobmcrlpnutter (3 weeks ago) Marked as spam
zwinky is cool :D and if any1 says im weird ur pickin on a 13 yr old grl lol
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Gussimus333 (3 weeks ago) Marked as spam
one zwinky is wearing a shirt that says free. I want a shirt like that.
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realAJ01 (3 weeks ago) Marked as spam
fuck that shit, i saw this on TV when i was blazed out of my mind and i laughed my ass off hahah. BEST COMERCIAL EVER!
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http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/wickedcoolstuff_1956_31292201

jesus christ that's gross

the action figure's more tasteful

wait, is anyone actually surprised by LICENSING and MERCHANDISING? really?

i'm surprised by a Kurt Cobain lunchbox. but no, i am not surprised by merchandizing.

i mean, if it's on a t-shirt then OK but OH NOZE A LUNCHBOX

if i was dead, i wouldn't want to be on a lunchbox.

i would

i'll concede that it's kinda of a sad, soulless industry, licensing, but they'd market a Kurt Cobain Special Edition 20 Gauge Remington Shotgun if they could get away with it

/insert jeffrey dahmer joke

LOL @ that "blazed out of my mind" comment!

Dissapointing lack of results so far, but it's only a matter of time, really, isn't it:

http://www.google.co.uk/search?source=ig&hl=en&q=%22zwinky+porn%22&btnG=Google+Search&meta=

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=%22zwinky+sex%22&btnG=Search&meta=

someone's got Zwinky Fever!

Your search - "zwinky furry" - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

* Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
* Try different keywords.
* Try more general keywords.

No lulz ;_;

give it a few weeks

someone's got Zwinky Fever!

-- Mr. Que, Thursday, 21 June 2007 16:02 (51 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Haha. Every time I went to play that desktop tower defense thing, I had to sit through a zwinky ad before the game ran. Argh, man, so annoying.

i really really want zwinky or something like it to actually turn out to be a big fucking joke

like turn up one day and zwinky is http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1238203/2/istockphoto_1238203_laughing_at_you.jpg SUCKER

Web 2.0 sux0r. It just seems to get worse and worse.

i don't think i'd give my kid a lunchbox w/ someone smoking on it

Ron Jeremy lunchbox would be tasteful

i don't think any kids will be taking that lunchbox to school

creepy collector types will probably display it lovingly in a glass case tho

sorry that was shakey-esque

cut it out

http://server.myspace-shack.com/d9/beetlejuice_graveyard.bmp

what the shit, i had a tetanus shot yesterday and my arm feels like is about to fall off today. it didn't hurt yesterday at all.

I misread arm as anus. WTF

Also, what happened

nothing happened, i just had first physical in many years and dr decided to check my immunization record and found out it was time for tet-anus booster

wtf it is so sore though (arm! not u know what)

If a rabid raccoon bites u you have to get shot in the anus

gg allin lunchbox. Mmmm.

creepy collector types will probably display it lovingly in a glass case tho

-- s1ocki, Thursday, June 21, 2007 4:52 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

sorry that was shakey-esque

-- s1ocki, Thursday, June 21, 2007 4:53 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

if only shakey himself had the "oh crap i'm being shakey" alert!

lindsay i think it's standard for arm to hurt the next day with teh tet shot.

yeah, that's usual, from what i understand

Yeah last time I had a tet shot I felt like I'd been bashed in the arm for a few days. I think it makes yr muscle react somehow.

Note: not normal if arm falls off.

i thought you were only supposed to get tetanus shots if something happens that means you might need one! like accidently puncturing yourself with rusty nail or something. random tentanus shot seems weirdish.

maybe you are working around a lot of rusty nails?

also, hugs - your arm will feel better soon :)

I think I did have one because of a rusty nail type injury! I was 15. I'm too old to remember why now.

I had one when I was hit by a car 3 years ago. I don't think rust was involved.

thank you everyone my arm still hurts but i guess it's normal. my dr said you are supposed to get the tetanus shot every 10 years, and it also prevents whooping cough, or something like that. i am glad that dr. river wolf sez it's normal too cos i was worried.

yeah it is a booster, you get it regularly and for the length of time it's good it protects you from rusty nail type stuffs. the reason ppl probably get them when they have rusty nail injuries is cause they probably haven't been keeping their shots up to date so when they get injury it's time for another and they get it asap so they don't turn green and die. ok i don't think tetanus makes you turn green as much as do involuntary acrobatics but you get the point.

LOCKJAW

from craigslist apartment ad
http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/0/1/8/0/6/5/webimg/52706232_o.jpg
http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/fee/357733873.html

WAHT

I've had to get like 2 tetanus shots in the past 3 years b/c of college + immunosuppressant medication, my arm was ugghh

ILE this evening WTF you lot.

unlocked bike, left bar, presumably put keys in pocket, got home, reached in pocket, no keys, fuck, drove around to places i had been last night looking, drove to new apartment to find spare, look down, keys on the ground, even though i didn't go there last night, i guess they were in the ROLLED UP CUFF OF MY PANTS??? (for biking)

i got so many shots before i started working at the hospital. i lost count. and even after. some of them hurt in very peculiar ways.

so the ice cream truck just came by. when i first heard it it was playing 'we wish you a merry xmas' and by the time i got my drum stick it was playing the theme to the godfather?

whoa
i don't think that was an ice cream truck, dude

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Ice_cream_in_icebox.jpg

i wonder what that was supposed to be, that space that appears blank ^

nu-ilx is starting to creep me out a bit with stuff like that

also today i was walking along and i saw this blond woman in mom jeans and cheap heels walking a giant newfoundlander dog and then i blinked and in her place was this guy in white jeans and high tops walking the exact same dog!!

but really what had happened is that i'd smoked some w33d and gone for a walk in the sun and these two people were a couple with matching dogs and the woman was just walking about 8 feet ahead. but seriously, can you imagine what their house looks like?? let alone their car?? committment, man

breathtaking

wow wow wow

wtf with Canadian flag?

OK I couldnt even bear to watch all of that.

WAHT

-- bell_labs, Friday, June 22, 2007 4:45 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

bell labs, i looked at that building a few months ago, i'm almost certain that's it. it's on classon? the guy who showed it to me was a trip, super intense but funny russian cokehead in his early thirties. dude was straight out of a jarmusch film. he even talked in comic sans.

Speaking of the Westboro WTFs, here's an obvious (but awesome) TV appearance.

what the shit: i was walking home yesterday and SF Pride festivities had just ended. some super queeny kid that looked like a blonde gotti boy (super spiked hair and plucked eyebrows) walked the opposite way down the sidewalk from me. we didn't make any contact and i didn't act at anyway weird to him. he starts screaming at me at the top of his lungs about "fuck you you fucking asshole. you fucking cunt. that's right, you better watch out". i just kept walking and tried not to pay attention to dude. 2 minutes later he's still screaming and i turn around for a second and he's like "what, you're turning around now?! you want some of this?!". freaky fuck was prolly all tweaked out or some shit.

man i fucking hate freaks.

yeah that wasn't about you at all man

that christian video/song hurts my heart

"christian" like a fox

i meant "christian"
i don't even know why i even said christian - i meant crazy

I still want sideburns.

-- Masonic Boom, Friday, June 29, 2007 9:59 AM (Friday, June 29, 2007 9:59 AM) Bookmark Link

yesterday 6:30ish: a goddamned duck waddling behind 3 urban youths on Humbolt St. brooklyn 11211. one of the girls then scooped him up and caried it under the BQE.

a goddamned duck. like it was a pursesized dog or some shit.

i want a goddamned duck

ducks are smelly!

I have a friend in Bwick who owns a chicken, apparently? It lives in her backyard. I think it started out as a mistake: her gf stopped at one of those places where you buy live poltry and asked something about a chicken and the guy got ready to kill one for her so she bought the chicken to save its life. Or something. Now they have to train the dogs not to chase the poor thing.

O FOR POST EDIT

it is a nice thought but considering how many chickens those places kill every day (do not miss living next door one bit!), is a little bit silly, no? but god, the screeching chickens at 4 am, as their pens were rolled off the truck, ugh!! chickens also smell bad. especially when it's 100 degrees.

I saw a woman with two parrots on leashes on university the other day

thing is i cant stand birds. however, i like ducks, but, yes, they stink..thats why i cant sort out theis one walking on humbolt...

maybe escaped from a live poultry store?

maybe but it was totally with these three teens. it looked really clean and well cared for

Feral duck

a goddamned duck. like it was a pursesized dog or some shit.

i want a goddamned duck

-- bb,

cool it, holden caulfield

ha.

http://www.cca.org/birds.html

wow.

just wow.

ha. i thought that was a link from http://www.cca.edu about the recent trend in bay area art to have birds in every fucking painting.

sometimes i cool out in Washington Square Park with my giant iguana.
great way to meet broads.

what the shit people in parking garage not understanding parking at all

http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v81/173/97/25406876/n25406876_32302324_5679.jpg

http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v81/173/97/25406876/n25406876_32302323_5386.jpg

srsly

ROFL

hahahaha wtf

wait, hahahahahahahahaha

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

HYPER-LINXXX

^^^ what. the. shit.

omg, comparing first and last photos is awe-defying

i'm trying to imagine the note.

i used to work with a girl who saw one of those fattey going thin excess skin surgery shows on TV. if you ever wanted to freak her out you could just start talking about flappy skin like that. wish i still head her email to send her the link.

WHAT THE SHIT EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS IN LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD BUT ESPECIALLY THE BIT WITH THE PLANE

that guy could've made money on the sideshow circuit as "the Human Scrotum"

Yeah Ive seen fatteys lose weight and have all that horrible floppy skin on TV before, on Extreme Makeovers or some shit. This guy had a stomach like an apron!

i have a stomach like a bowling ball bag

http://www.superdickery.com/images/propaganda/usa1.jpg

wait, the parking garage pictures...how???

that is some "next-level" parking shit there guys

what the shit: my annual review = you do an awesome job and all these tons of work and you're great but.. you need to CONTROL YOUR TEMPER

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b361/tapestore/daria.jpg

/captain obvious

oh man i got a review like that once. granted i had made a habit of throwing shit at people in my office.

A regional manager once told me that while he understood us "creative types" were a little crazy I had to check my violent temper. This was after a meeting where I tried to get a photographer to throw down with me right there in the conference room. She was an idiot though.

I emailed a wider group of friends about being frustrated that every summer work gets busy just as I have a lot of stuff to do and I got this from what I would guiltily say is the stereotypical blonde of the group:

I do find that I am more grumpy in the winter but only because it's cold and I HATE being cold. Also, winter colors don't look as great on me as summer ones. And you have to wear closed-toe shoes. Boo that!

!

dont hate her because shes beautiful

i haven't thrown anything.. I do get frustrated.. I'm still kind of like OK I get frustrated when I need ppl to get shit done and they refuse to do it & they're managers so I can't make them do it - what do I do? it's not like our deadlines get pushed when that happens. also, what do you do with a good idea when you can't get anyone to listen to you & then a year later nothing gets done

arrgh

i do need to work on controlling my temper though

you ask me, i blame society.

http://www.la-petroleuse.com/catalog/images/angry_women.gif

hi as fuck Stephon Marbury interview - skip to last two minutes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yTjebH2fLU

wait, the parking garage pictures...how???

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 July 2007 18:34 (5 days ago) Link

Dude first backed up into a fire extinguisher, then overcompensated in the correction and plowed right through the suspension cables. Wish I coulda seen it first hand, but luckily office photos get around.

approx 2:30pm: preppy middle-aged guy walking down 16th street while smoking a joint (not discreetly).

-- lauren, Monday, June 18, 2007 2:59 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i do this in miami... as long as you look clean cut most people don't notice until you're already a couple stores away.

-- lfam, Monday, June 18, 2007 10:17 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

Uh, I do this all the time, at all hours of the day. Nobody gives a fuck because eh, it's just pot. I think it only really matters if you have a Bob Marley shirt on or a massive tangle of dreadlocks and a mangy dog.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b7c_1183762084

^^^just wait until the radio starts playing "jesus loves me" in the background.

last week I drove past two big fat white hippy dudes, both in loud ass tye-dyed orange t-shirts walking down Main Street passing a fairly fat and conspicuous looking doob back and forth, and then two blocks later passed a cop cruiser out on the beat, heading their way. don't these big fat white hippies plan for random fuzz encounters? there were no alleys to duck into, either. what the shit fat white hippies smokin pot downtown

in addition to being fat white hippy dudes it's possible they could be stupid fat white hippy dudes

they certainly fit the profile!

http://www.archbooks.com/bkimage%5C20438.jpg

they certainly do

http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00018/75/60/18520657_l.jpg

is that real? cuz if so that's pretty awesome

http://www.earache.com/archive/earache/NME_Jul07_Thrash.jpg

wau, that auschwitz mention takes some beating.

"Auschwitz, the meaning of pain..."

perpetua guest blogging on idolator, what the shit??

follow the money trail