targeted gmail ads I have received lately

ELP Laser Turntable - www.elpj.com - Laser Turntable Official Site. Plays Vinyl LPs with no needle! (like i could afford or even want that thing)

Coffee Exposed - www.coffeefool.com - A shocking secret coffee co's don't want you to know

NY Eyelid Surgery-Dr Kwan
Preserving Asian Identity Through Cosmetic Surgery. 2 NYC Locations!
www.AsianSurgery.com

ENVIRON
Environ is a Brooklyn, NY-based record label releasing quality music ...
www.environrecords.com (surprised they can afford AdWords)

The other day I wrote an email to a friend with the subject "colon openbracket" and all the gmail ads were about colonics and enemas and other hilariousness. Ew.

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More about
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... is gmail trying to tell me something!?

Preserving Asian Identity Through Cosmetic Surgery.

lol

Thai Wrap Around Pants
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Beats
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www.MyBeatShop.com

Killah Shoes Sale
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www.zappos.com/killah/

Grown Man Ringtones
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oh yeah that mybeatshop one kills me. i checked it out but couldnt play the sample audio out loud at work.

Bikini Waxing Styles
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www.Resourcet.com

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(NFI what that second one even means!)

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Wonder Woman Costume
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Gmail is having a go at me now, I swear to god:

Vollers Luxury Corsets
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www.BagsofElegance.com

Stargazer Makeup
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roffles

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Kazakhstan Shirts $12.99+
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Are You Swizz Beats?
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LOLOLOL WAHT!?

The Emo Menace
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Storyboard Squad
Ad agency storyboards, comps, etc We're fast, good, and we 'get it'.
www.storyboardsquad.com

Punk Infant & Toddler T's
Ramones, Black Flag, Descendents 7 Seconds, NoFX, Adolescents
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The Great Kat’s highly acclaimed “Extreme Guitar Shred” DVD is now available for review. This wildly entertaining DVD features The Great Kat (“Top 10 Fastest Shredders Of All Time,” Guitar One Magazine) Music Videos, Shred/Classical Music (Liszt, Wagner, Vivaldi and more) and The Great Kat’s outrageous persona and phenomenally fast guitar shredding. The Great Kat is a Juilliard grad violin virtuoso-turned genius Guitar Shredder (named “THE 100 WILDEST GUITAR HEROES" -CLASSIC ROCK MAGAZINE), is also available for interviews.

Music Video Clips of “Extreme Guitar Shred” DVD: http://www.greatkat.com/dvd/extremeguitarshred.html <http://www.greatkat.com/dvd/extremeguitarshred.html>;
More info at: http://www.greatkat.com <http://www.greatkat.com/>; .

Please tell me if you’d like a review copy or to schedule an interview.

Thanks-
Karen

Are You Swizz Beats?

a question we should all ask ourselves

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u_u

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Jeremy Enigk
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Coffee Exposed
A secret that coffee co's don't want you to know.
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I like trying to figure out what y'all would have been emailing about to get these kind of ads to appear >:D

The All-New 2008 Accord
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Wild Women
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For Wild Women
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This is Scary Accurate
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e-mail from marissa

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Vancleave, Mississippi rock foursome CastorTroy has signed to Rock Ridge Music and will be releasing its forthcoming EP, “Patience Above,” nationally on August 7, 2007. The EP was recorded at Rivergate Studios in Gautier, Mississippi with Chris Henderson, guitarist for 3 Doors Down, behind the boards. “Patience Above” was mixed and masterd by Geoff Ott (Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains) at London Bridge Studio in Seattle. Says Henderson: “Castor Troy is a hard working rock band. It’s evident in their music. They are one of the few bands out there that isn't afraid to get their hands dirty and go after what they believe in.”

Says CastorTroy lead singer Chris Scott: “As we embarked on our musical journey, we had the dreams but never thought it would take us to this level. Being signed to Rock Ridge Music is a dream come true. A chance to work with some of the greatest music industry individuals is something we are looking forward to. Mississippi has produced some really great talent, and we just want to live up to everything and follow in the footsteps of the greats from this area. We have a great chemistry and a strong work ethic, and we are ready for everyone to know just who CastorTroy is.”

For a band that formed just before Hurricane Katrina hit their home area, CastorTroy has already had its brushes with the big time; the band has already been found worthy to share the stage with Staind, Saliva, Hinder, Three Days Grace, Blackstone Cherry, Revelation Theory, and Egypt Central, and they played before more than 10,000 at last year's CPR Fest X in Biloxi, Mississippi after winning the Bud Big Stage Search III band competition. Already, they’ve released a full-length CD (“Where Do I Go From Here”) and a live DVD.

In addition to Scott on vocals, the band is completed by Marcus Trebotich (bass), Matt White (drums), and Michael Dunnaway (guitar).

I think a lot of this is based on google searches made while logged-in, not emailing

also, lol @ "Scary Accurate"

actually, i've found that the ads change when you click on different e-mails, and they change to correspond (sort of) to the content of those e-mails.

agreed, these gmail reading bots are scary accurate

Budget Birthday Parties
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yeah. i feel a little weird that g00gle knows my schedule, household bill payments (roomie keeps a shared spreadsheet to tally our bills), e-mail, chat life, etc.

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they totally read you wrong! your eyebrows are not where the thinning problem lies!

WAUUUUUU

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Yea that one must have been meant for you dude!

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Bloggers: Who Are They?
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^aahaha

i lolled

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admit it

agreed, these gmail reading bots are scary accurate

-- Milton Parker, Tuesday, July 10, 2007 12:59 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

This is Scary Accurate - YourFortuneRevealed.com - Avoid This Site if You're Frightened Easily.

you guys are just fucking with me, right? cause i just got the above

i wasnt before but now i'm a little frightened

that one's super common, I get it all the time

This is Scary Accurate
Avoid This Site if You're Frightened Easily.
YourFortuneRevealed.com
-- tehresa, Tuesday, July 10, 2007 12:42 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

Are You a Celebrity?
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-- Milton Parker, Tuesday, July 10, 2007 12:48 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

Are You Interpol?
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www.WhichCelebrityAmI.com

Are You Carlos D Herpes Outbreak?
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www.WhichCelebrityAmI.com

not long ago over at ilm there was this link http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/music/2007/05/why_i_only_listen_to_classical.html carlos d's blog at guardian ; i foller and noticed "This entry was tagged with the following keywords: interpol carlosd antics shoegaze britpop grunge djing filmscores" ............ I thought what no herpes tag lol

these three came through together:

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wtf larping?

haha it was from an email that was just "got home safe, talk more soon"

keyword: safe, i think

latex role playing?

keysafewords

carl0s d sat next to me at the hairdresser's the last time i was there. he had his italian greyhound, gaius, with him. gaius.

Latex weapons not latex kink gear! LARPing is so weird.

LOL @ GAIUS CATULLUS FUNICULLUM

along w/ this bot message that got the web addresses reversed:

Dear Webmaster,

My name is Vernon DeFlanders, and I run the web site 33/45: Mix of the month -

http//:www.4bodycontrol.com

I recently found your site http://www.4bodycontrol.com/ and am very interested in exchanging links. I've gone ahead and posted a link to your site, on this page:

I get this google ad

Quality Proofreading
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LOL domain name:

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OK wtf at story/url mismatch

Katie Holmes New Haircut
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UHHH o_O

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Hahaha WTF.

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NO

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!!

Haha yeah Ive gotten that one before too, WAHT.

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(and I was not even talking about what you would think!)

AllTheCrabLeg.info
XD

Yeah srsly that one totally had me o_O

Are You Captain Beefheart
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I fucking wish

did that light up your night

it would mine. gotta spice up gmail

Nurture: Nipple Cream
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i don't get this one, neither mothers nor nipples were mentioned or referenced in the message.

got an email from the booking agency catw0n works/worked for:

NY Eyelid Surgery
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Um. Ewwww.

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omg

http://www.flightquarters.com/bird-diapers/graphics/gallery/Smurf061115.jpg

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;_; why you so mean gmail ads?

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I love the idea of a secretdogconspiracy.com

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I like how you even get targeted ads keyed to your spam folder

Ginger Spam Salad - Serves 1, refrigerate overnight

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"mad lifted"

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wrong decade ;_;

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v noir to me

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haha sleep

sleep's gmail is possessed by sandra lee

The Potty Party Kit
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I got one saying I could pay to be a Scottish Lord. "Affordable Gift!!"

Little Darlings on DVD
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I googled Opaque Projectors the other week and turned ads all over the place into Dick Blick image banners of Opaque Projectors. Guilty of "wow! coincidence?!" for at least a hot second...

I don't even know where to start w/ this:

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rofl

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Like Cake?
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From someone asking about poster details for a gig...

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all from one email

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i'm pretty sure half these people are just bruning the $25 adwords credit that came with their webhost.
if only these links worked, imagine the trackback lols

oh i think i have an adwords credit

yesterday I got myspace-ho type spam on last.fm

screepcap of friend's myspace ads http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2383/2267329015_fb775544e9_o.jpg

http://rangelife.typepad.com/rangelife/images/2007/03/23/rap_bigbear.jpg

test
test
test
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lol

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want

oh man, gmail has started accepting some seriously skeezy clients

Breastfeeding My Husband
Deal on Breastfeeding My Husband View The Top 5 Sites
www.spotonfinder.com

Wife Craves Black
Site Where Wives Crave Dark Meat. See it All at Wife Craves Black!
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I read the source e-mail looking for any search terms that would justify that but there was seriously no connection

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Freight sales career
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www.TheLadders.com

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^^^ deeply disappointing

your expectations for blog fiction are far too high

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Find Unique Gifts w/ Yiddish Words!

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Um... I can only assume this was due to the word "douche" in my email. But o_0

double 0_o!

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the email wasn't even from jw!

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YogaToes® = Straight Toes
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Injury-Free Running
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www.KangooJumps.com
Plantar Faciitis Crocs
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