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how many goths have you dated

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You know, goths!!!!!

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0 20
1 9
3 3
8 2
MORE THAN 10!!!! http://www.epsilonminus.com/darquedungeon/dd_15.gif1
5 1
4 1
2 1
7 0
9 0
10 0
6 0


― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

I voted 3

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

ONE (1)

― Jordan, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

0 :)

― gff, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

wait :(

― gff, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

ZERO :D :D :D

― Laurel, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

;_;

shut-out, unless ghost rider counts

― 69, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

Okay, so I don't get out much.

― Laurel, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

5

O_o

― strongohulkington, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

0
im glad this poll wasnt' about corny indie fuxx

― bell_labs, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

NONE

― admrl, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

zero

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

0
im glad this poll wasnt' about corny indie fuxx

-- bell_labs, Friday, July 20, 2007 4:14 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

yes or nerds

― 69, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

dated one (1) goth artist waif during high school who was really into drawing fairies and androgynes with smooth, barbie crotches and wearing carnivale masks & raven wings and shit

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

1

― creme1, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

does just having black hair and being depressed count?
then around six (but not for very long)

― sexyDancer, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

what are you not counting yourself Curt1s? :ppppppp

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

it was more of a hateful fling than dating

xp

― creme1, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

he lent me a poppy z. brite novel, i remember it involved lots of quivering homo-eroticism and torture and come cannibalism

:( xpost

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

uh... "some cannibalism"

er.

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

1. A devout Christian goth, no less.

― milo z, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

my ex insisted i was a "cryptogoth" o_O

― bell_labs, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

my very first boyfriend was a goth.

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

Do these exes count?

1. She owned upwards of 20 Living Dead dolls and had an H. Potter obsession, but un-goth look and music.

2. 1987, so too early to really be Goth, but she wore all black and had a Volvo named "Bram".

― Jon Lewis, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

how in the world is 1987 too early to be goth?

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

my goth fetish is sadly unrealized, other than one ill-fated date i had with a semi-goth when i was like 16 :(
but at least my g/f is pale and one time took pictures of herself for her myspace page in some pretty goth-looking makeup.

― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

does someone who listens to jesus and mary chain count?

― sunny successor, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

i voted 0 but one was def def borderline

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

(69, obv)

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

i think they have to wear the make-up to really count.
or at least like, dye hair black

― bell_labs, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

I've sworn off goths 4ever.

― Jordan, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

Well... you could be one in 1987, but no one was calling it that yet.

― Jon Lewis, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

O RLY?

― Colonel Poo, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

dated? or...

― Steve Shasta, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

we called em "bat cavers" back then

― sexyDancer, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

one. it was short-lived.

― get bent, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

i'm still not sure what a cryptogoth is supposed to be.

― bell_labs, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

I'm pretty sure it's something from a william gibson book.

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

like secret cutting?

― sexyDancer, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

I TIHNK I POSTED THIS IN RONG PLACE

http://www.thedollings.com/strawberry1.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

definitely zero

― rrrobyn, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

does someone who listens to jesus and mary chain count?

^^ if so then my answer is 1

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

it doesn't count.

― bell_labs, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

i think they have to wear the make-up to really count.
or at least like, dye hair black

Interestingly, both of my possible examples were habitual red dyers.

― Jon Lewis, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

there are many shades of goth

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

0

― max, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

can we also do this with:

- sorority girls/fraternity boys
- art students
- corny indie fuxxors
- jocks

― max, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

does someone who listens to jesus and mary chain count?

^^ if so then my answer is 1

-- Curt1s Stephens, Friday, July 20, 2007 9:46 AM (10 minutes ago)

I think I lost my virginity with J&MC on the stereo, or Spacemen 3 or something.

― Steve Shasta, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

You think I would remember considering it was a couple weeks ago.

― Steve Shasta, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

I think my count is scientifically 1.5, but in deference to whole integers I will have to round it up to two entire goths dated.

― Jon Lewis, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

I lost my viriginity with KMFDM jammin

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

1 - but it was a surprise goth attack

I don't think any kmfdm jams. Depeche Mode may be worse :(

― bnw, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

(whats sad is I was begging for a goth girl in my teenage years and it nevah happened. fuck private schools.)

― bnw, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

I went to a private school. There weren't any girl.

― admrl, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

D:

― sleep, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

i voted one (1) but he was an ex-goth so i'm not sure if it counts.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 July 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

- corny indie fuxxors

This is a SHOCKING ZERO for me!

― Jordan, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

i have brought up this particular boyfriend like 7 times this week, xpost with cio i think

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 July 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

0.0

― deej, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

0_o

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

Massive Attack Blue Lines for me.

Sorry.

― Jon Lewis, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

:-[

― bnw, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

that boyfriend was rich eisen

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 July 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

I would like to a poll like this for "people who like ska."

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

dnw

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 July 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

I would like to a poll like this for "people who like ska."

Haha! I almost said the EXACT same thing. =(

― admrl, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

also dnw pplz who like idm

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 July 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

also dnw firefighters and police officers

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 July 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

actually let's just say do not want and leave it at that

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 July 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

what about people that like britpop?

― admrl, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

Are as it's known in Britain, pop.

― admrl, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

Or

― admrl, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

i don't think i've dated any of those

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 July 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

wait rong

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 July 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

what about

― admrl, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

we weren't really dating tho

xpost the britpop thing

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 July 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

lol notate yr relationships by music thusly

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 July 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

what are people who like ska called?

― admrl, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

and rancid and op ivy?

― admrl, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

what about disney soundtrack lovers?

― Steve Shasta, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

oh dear :\

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 July 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

what are people who like ska called?

"Guild Steersmen"

― Jon Lewis, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

ska-nks.

― Steve Shasta, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

mustard buttplugs

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

I still have Rancid albums TAPED for me by a ska-nk. I don't remember what they sound like.

― admrl, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

also dnw pplz who like idm

uh, didn't you marry one?

― strongohulkington, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

what are people who like ska called?

pickle skanks

― latebloomer, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

what about 18-year-old emo chicks? (not a good idea)

― latebloomer, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

i had a conversation with 3d3n c@l3 last night about how psyched the drummer from the used is to be in rancid

also did u guise know one of the bad religion plays on the new mxpx?!?!?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

18 year old emo chicks are good lays

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

BAD LAYS:

http://poplicks.com/images/olestra.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

rofl

― latebloomer, Friday, 20 July 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

my goth fetish is sadly unrealized, other than one ill-fated date i had with a semi-goth when i was like 16 :(
but at least my g/f is pale and one time took pictures of herself for her myspace page in some pretty goth-looking makeup.

-- Alex in BalTMIore, Friday, July 20, 2007 4:29 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahahaha

― latebloomer, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

lol

― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

here's where I mention that ethan once had a suicidegirls password and cannot front on goth chicks

― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

O SNAPPLE!

― Jon Lewis, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

*maniacal goth laugh*

― latebloomer, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

once had a suicidegirls password j3ss h4rv311's suicidegirls password

― and what, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

lmao

― latebloomer, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

Bauhaus "Burning From The Inside Out" as a matter of fact

― sexyDancer, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

once had a suicidegirls password j3ss h4rv311's ex-girlfriend's suicidegirls password

― strongohulkington, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

or maybe current-at-the-time girlfriend's. i can't remember.

― strongohulkington, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

god i'm going to "win" this goth poll aren't i?

― strongohulkington, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

i think 0!
unless you count the dude who liked to put on eyeliner for shows and asked my hairdresser friend to dye his hair black with red streaks. but he did not have the goth attitude at all, he had more of a dirty wannabepunk attitude.

― tehresa, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

ysi?

― Steve Shasta, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

once had a suicidegirls password j3ss h4rv311's ex-girlfriend's uncle's dog's suicidegirls password

― latebloomer, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

too far

― sunny successor, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

Holy christ, I went away and this thread turned hilarious.

― Laurel, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

i know i think when i last checked there were like 2 answers and i came back to bad dates :( version 2.0

― tehresa, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

i'm listening to rancid right now

― strongohulkington, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFL8dZ72vIM

― latebloomer, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

so disappointed that wasn't Goth Talk

― Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.quizilla.com/T/TheSarcasticOne/1040497658_AHecubusandSi.gif

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 July 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

ok that video

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 20 July 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

Can't find the Hecubus pic where Kevin is grabbing Dave's junk :(

― Jordan, Friday, 20 July 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Friday, 20 July 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

4

and i'm gonnna age myself like sexydancer and say they were called 'bat cavers' around here too

― jergïns, Friday, 20 July 2007 23:03 (eighteen years ago)

My answer is "not as many as you'd think".

― Trayce, Friday, 20 July 2007 23:42 (eighteen years ago)

Actually, I cant even remember. ;_;

― Trayce, Friday, 20 July 2007 23:42 (eighteen years ago)

Oh god I couldnt watch all of that goth video. The dude looked too much like my friend Sana. I am cringing.

― Trayce, Friday, 20 July 2007 23:44 (eighteen years ago)

runoff poll: of the goths you've dated, how many were hot and how many were fat?

― jergïns, Saturday, 21 July 2007 08:12 (eighteen years ago)

That only applies to girls though. Goth boys = either fat, or skanky.

I've only dated skanky psychogoths. Well mostly.

― Trayce, Saturday, 21 July 2007 10:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_jBjSQ28o4

― Sébastien, Saturday, 21 July 2007 13:16 (eighteen years ago)

those robotic servants walking with precious little steps . *so* craignos . also 02.19 to 02.23 would make a good gif .

― Sébastien, Saturday, 21 July 2007 13:22 (eighteen years ago)

3... 1 closet goth who only dressed up for goth dancing and otherwise was an accountant with lame bird pets that drove me insane (lolz)... 1 somewhat gothy who went full on wiccan after we broke up... and then one girly goth (a sheep in goth's clothing)...

only the first one lasted any length of time.
m.

― msp, Saturday, 21 July 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

lol @ Les Maîtres

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 21 July 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

Every goth I asked out turned me down.

Goths wear black but hate black ppl ;_;

― HI DERE, Saturday, 21 July 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

I would totally go out with Dan "Agony Tits" Perry

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 21 July 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

So would I if J wouldnt kill me! SO THERE DANG :P

― Trayce, Saturday, 21 July 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Saturday, 21 July 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

Hahah I forgot to vote ;_; o the ironee.

― Trayce, Saturday, 21 July 2007 23:38 (eighteen years ago)

two people dated 8 goths!

― sleep, Saturday, 21 July 2007 23:40 (eighteen years ago)

crazee!

― tehresa, Saturday, 21 July 2007 23:49 (eighteen years ago)

btw trayce u r v v pretty

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 22 July 2007 00:21 (eighteen years ago)


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