chris v tribute thread

What the hell is a "brazole" when not being dragooned into service as a cock term?

this one girl in college tribute thread

In Italian American cuisine, braciole (the word is commonly pronounced /bra'zhol/ from the Sicilian pronunciation) is the name given to thin slices of meat (typically pork, chicken, or beef, but even swordfish) that are rolled with cheese and bread crumbs and fried

this bro was a bro

i always saw him as that dude from king of queens with the hot wife

he's calling his dick a bologna & cheese roll-up, basically

Is it possible on ilx to browse posts by poster name? I wish to learn the ways of this man.

it's the male equivalent of the baduss

Is it possible on ilx to browse posts by poster name? I wish to learn the ways of this man.

-- Jon Lewis, Friday, July 27, 2007 4:02 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
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aspies

i have made passionate love to toad the wet sprocket in college...please do not listen to me.

-- bingo (Chris V), Friday, September 30, 2005 9:45 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

In college when I was heavily into Sunny Day Real Estate I was at a party one night and wrote some lyrics from their album on a piece of paper and handed them to a girl I was talking too. She thought it was an orignal poem. We fucked.

-- Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Wednesday, May 5, 2004 11:42 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

So last night I had a crazy dream...i was masturbating something fierce in this dream to Pedro Martinez' gheri curl....and I was loving it. Im concerned that I was actually masturbating in my sleep and screaming out pedro's name.

-- Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Friday, November 19, 2004 8:19 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

I am imagining these spoken in the voice of Joe Frank. It's really helping.

this dude seems like a bro

if ilx was a movie he'd be the guy you meet up with 2/3rds of the way through to learn how to get the girl/beat the preps at volleyball/save noize board from greedy developers

Then he'd get his own movie the next year, which would never be reissued on DVD. But the soundtrack of which would be praised on ILM.

my wife usually throws her legs up on a few pillows when we have finished to increase the angle of swimmy sperms. if this doesn't work this time im going to hang her by her feet from the ceiling like i just bagged me a 125lb tuna after we finish.

-- Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, November 17, 2004 10:30 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

chris v = seth rogen in 40 yr old virgin after he cleans up and meets a good woman

i remember something sad happening to him and then he took some time off ilx. did he ever come back?

he posts as "surmounter"

Fuck you beat me to it.

i'm now imagining all chris v. posts rewritten in the voice of ian-riese moraine

poops mcgee

i remember something sad happening to him and then he took some time off ilx. did he ever come back?

His wife finally got pregnant, after a couple years of trying, and then she ended up losing the baby a couple months in. I don't think he's really been back since. :(

Oh man.

come back, dood.

aw, poor awesome dude :(

:(

he made a damn fine 90s r&b mix.

yeah otm!

and as i recall, he gave them out like candy due to free postage at his office. A+++++++++++++++++!

I never got mine!

The Velvet Bingo Rub You The Right Way Mix.

Ugh! Sorry, no. Then again I'm anti NJS.
-- dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, August 5, 2004 10:05 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

BAH

wait. i am no longer a defender of dog latin in any capacity.

Were you once?

yeah

i always saw him as that dude from king of queens with the hot wife

OMG ethan OTM.

i was just thinking about chris tonight! i think he comes to the island every year. but i've never met him.

The best was when Chris V and Bryan would team up.

this guy makes me feel like i'm not that crass

approve

more pastes plz

The Velvet Bingo Rub You The Right Way Mix.
disc one
1. twin hype - do it to the crowd
2. another bad creation - aeisha
3. nice n smooth - sometimes i rhyme slow
4. kwame - only ewe
5. bbd - do me
6. chuckii booker - turned away
7. mary j blige - real love (remix)
8. father mc - ill do for you
9. cool c - the glamorous life
10. mark morrison - return of the mack
11. paperboy - ditty
12. al b sure - if im not your lover
13. positive k - i got a man
14. soul 4 real - candy rain
15. tony tone toni - feels good
16. wrezz n effect - rump shaker
17. johnny gill - rub you the right way

disc two

1. mad cobra - flex
2. bobby brown - rock wit'cha (remix)
3. levert - cassanova
4. three times dope - funky dividends
5. troop - spread my wings
6. ralph tresvant - sensitivity
7. ready for the world - love you down
8. high five - i like the way
9. silkk - freak me baby
10. lisa lisa and cult jam - take me home
11. keith sweat - twisted (sexual healing remix)
12. stevie b. - in your eyes
13. force md's - tender love
14. h-town - knockin da boots
15. new edition - can you stand the rain

-- Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, August 5, 2004 1:57 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

^^^

Just get a ring. I want a 2-inch ring tattooed onto my left shoulder blade (1/4 inch thick).
-- Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, July 11, 2003 5:40 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

cock?
-- Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, July 11, 2003 5:43 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

MY GIRLFRIEND HAS TOTALLY LOST HER DILDO

DISCUSS
-- ZZZZ, Wednesday, September 21, 2005 11:04 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

check your asshole.
-- Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Wednesday, September 21, 2005 11:08 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

classic. an integral part of ILE as I first came to know and luv it.

http://webpages.charter.net/cmvenuti/images/tisthelife.jpg

I've been trying to find the thread where he talked about dropping out of stock broker hell to learn to make furniture and live off the land in rural Mass or something.

woah what kind of beer is that

http://www.liquorsnob.com/archives/pictures/narragansett-beer.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narragansett_%28beer%29

elmo's kickball team is sponsored by them

they sponsor the entire league

and sponsorship = they provide a few cases for the trip to brooklyn tourney & a few cases for the midseason party

i just finished two gansett tallboys btw thank you

ysi?

;_;

from
'ten rap moments'

http://www.ewsonline.com/badboy/puffy/puffmase.gif
Number 1

-- Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 6 September 2002 15:58 (4 years ago) Link

if ilx was a movie he'd be the guy you meet up with 2/3rds of the way through to learn how to get the girl/beat the preps at volleyball/save noize board from greedy developers

-- and what, Friday, July 27, 2007 8:26 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

lol

my upstairs neighbor is from connecticutt and we routinely have discussions about beer you can't get in the midwest. it usually devolves into discussing the relative merits of 'gansett and genny cream ale.

http://www.ewsonline.com/badboy/puffy/puffmase.gif = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgoOihBb78w (someone find the gif please)

^crazy frog bros btw

i always imagine msp's two boys (that's what you got, right?) to be like those kids

http://www.ewsonline.com/badboy/puffy/puffmase.gifhttp://content.ytmnd.com/content/a/7/d/a7d052bbcc9c16b9926a61ee259b0301.gifhttp://www.ewsonline.com/badboy/puffy/puffmase.gif

I went to Subway on Sunday...the "sandwich artist" was really picasso like in her cutting of the bread and laying of the cheese. She was quite a weird girl who went on and on to me about how she turned her life around from drugs and rampant sexcapades. i didn't even strike up conversation with this girl all i did was grunt and she told me her life story. i ordered my sub with everything on it and once i bit into it i thought that it was possible that a scab from a track mark could have fallen into my salami and i wouldn't have even noticed it. i threw the entire sub out. this was after a long day of weirdness. i saw an old man pull up along side of me in his car and get out, turn the radio up as loud as it could go...tony bennett and get out and go into a store. inside his car strapped into the front seat was a stuffed monkey with a corduroy jumper and a kangol hat on. apparently stuffed monkeys like to travel in buicks to craft stores and listen to tony bennett. I dont't know what this has to do with Subway...unless they have stuffed monkeys working for them.

-- Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, November 23, 2004 3:04 PM (2 years ago)

So last night I had a crazy dream...i was masturbating something fierce in this dream to Pedro Martinez' gheri curl....and I was loving it. Im concerned that I was actually masturbating in my sleep and screaming out pedro's name.

-- Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Friday, November 19, 2004 8:19 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

hahahahaha

Chris is a total fucking bro. Awesome awesome dude.

omg, watching diddy/mase + crazy frog bros, listening to funk 45 on dmr's blog, laughing like crazy

M.I.A. works, too.

everytime this thread gets revived i have to scroll down to read the 125lb tuna line.

i'd have to wear hammer pants all the time because my stinger would be crushed in my regular pants.

-- Chris V (Chris V), Tuesday, February 17, 2004 3:46 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

Dawson's Creek Final Episode (Spoilers Ahoy!)
Are you satisfied with how it all turned out?

-- jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, May 15, 2003 10:05 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

nope. i was hoping for a guest appearance from myself. I would deliver deadly crotch kicking for all except for Grammy.

-- Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, May 15, 2003 10:08 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

when i was 18 i went to my first strip club...the fuzzy grape in webster, ma. the stripper took my nordiques hat and stuck it in her snatch. it smelled like pussy for two weeks...i loved every mother fuckin minute of it.

-- slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Wednesday, April 26, 2006 6:47 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

When I was in college some dude came and gave a lecture on the JFK assasintation. Really fascinating, but I was on weed so i don't remember.

-- Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Wednesday, November 19, 2003 11:07 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

Geez a tribute huh? Well thanks. Im still alive, in fact i have a one year old son now. I did finally get laid off after 11 years and am now a stay at home dad. Heres some pics.

http://i607.photobucket.com/albums/tt154/cmvenuti_2009/DSCN0948.jpg
http://i607.photobucket.com/albums/tt154/cmvenuti_2009/P10100031.jpg

christ i cant believe i started posting here like 8 years ago....whew.

welcome back dude! how's your Nordiques hat?

old nordiques logo is one of the best of all time imo

best revive ever

welcome back

that fuckin hat is long gone...but i bet if i tried real hard i could still smell that snatch.

if i recall correctly she had a bush like a 40 year old serbian.

wowwwwwww

Chris I was unfamiliar with you until now but it is a goddamn pleasure to get to know you via these stellar posts.

her snatch was like a 40 yr old serbian in and of itself, or it was similar to the snatch of a 40 yr old serbian? i feel this is important.

Hi Chris. I would join your Stay-At-Home-Dad playgroup in a motherfucking heartbeat.

http://www.icejerseys.com/images/vintage_collection/quebec_nordiques/knit_cap_big.jpg

i loved that hat.

i love glen and hope nepotism makes him a star
― another al3x, Wednesday, October 13, 2010 7:58 PM (3 hours ago)

you know damn well he's going to stinkfinger sally one of these days.
― definatelypoopsmcgee (chrisv2010), Wednesday, October 13, 2010 8:00 PM (3 hours ago)

ew
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, October 13, 2010 8:32 PM (2 hours ago)

sb
― i was like a person at a table at a place (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, October 13, 2010 8:33 PM (2 hours ago)

glen chrisv2010 is a creepy little weirdo.
― another al3x, Wednesday, October 13, 2010 8:46 PM (2 hours ago)

hehehe
― definatelypoopsmcgee (chrisv2010), Wednesday, October 13, 2010 10:23 PM (1 hour ago)

he is.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/90/244775884_0daf407596.jpg

i'd make myself a prosciutto suit and tuck my ding dong between my legs and dance around to Goodbye Horses if I could.

― Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Monday, November 15, 2010 3:37 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

love this guy

i think of the term "ol' brazole" once a week at minimum

I just googled for brazole recipes and Giada De Laurentiis came up in the search results. Oh yeah.

her five-head needs a brazole slapped across it.

dear hipster intern, you are now off my list as you mentioned you like Kings of Leon and had no idea who the clash was.

― Let me explore your musky garden. (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 15:19 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I can hear her crying from here.

― 전승 Complete Victory (in Battle) (NotEnough), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 15:22 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah i know huh.

― Let me explore your musky garden. (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 15:24 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

maybe 'you' could 'teach' 'her' how to 'enjoy' 'music'

― irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 15:29 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i could teach her lots of things. "hey baby, ever hear of a hot kirby?"

― Let me explore your musky garden. (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 15:33 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

You smoothie.

― 전승 Complete Victory (in Battle) (NotEnough), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 15:53 (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i bet she's got a smoothie.

― Let me explore your musky garden. (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 15:57 (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ew

― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 15:58 (49 minutes ago)

never ever change

LOL

i remember something sad happening to him and then he took some time off ilx. did he ever come back?

― strongohulkington, Friday, July 27, 2007 4:33 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

he posts as "surmounter"

― and what, Friday, July 27, 2007 4:35 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark

Also this has me dying from both laughter and horror - a+

my wife usually throws her legs up on a few pillows when we have finished to increase the angle of swimmy sperms. if this doesn't work this time im going to hang her by her feet from the ceiling like i just bagged me a 125lb tuna after we finish.

-- Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, November 17, 2004 10:30 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

― jaymc, Friday, July 27, 2007 4:31 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark

the fuzzy grape

^^unbelievable, imo

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You know the Fuzz? Its now Marios or some horseshit place.

Well guess we have the Worcester FAP location now.

i think of the term "ol' brazole" once a week at minimum

― thomas smangalter (J0rdan S.), Monday, November 15, 2010 2:00 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark

Haha

u guys

dont get too self aware now

me never

Is that mix available online anywhere? It looks hot!

haha, no. i still have the disc somewhere at home though. or would be happy to put it together and online.

If you're feeling so generous, I'd certainly listen to the hell out of it.

no problem, give me a few days to put it together and i'll send you a webmail with link.