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i want a periodic table shower curtain
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41WhX4zgDdL._SS400_.jpg
though i'm kind of afraid it will look too "dorm"

this one is also awesome:
http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/4155JCSRBEL._SS500_.jpg

bell_labs, Sunday, 19 August 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

they are both $30 though which seems like a LOT for a shower curtain

bell_labs, Sunday, 19 August 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)

Depends! I bought a $30 shower curtain mebbe 7 years ago but it's the heavy vinyl kind and endlessly cleanable without losing awesomeness (it's clear with silver glitter all throughout). You have to commit to cleaning it, though, not throwing away when it gets ganky.

Laurel, Sunday, 19 August 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

I saw butterflies hatching at the Seattle Science Center last week.

Laurel, Sunday, 19 August 2007 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

both of those curtains look awesome. link?

s1ocki, Sunday, 19 August 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

slocki they're here:
http://simplememoryart.com/shop.html

it says that they have them at the brooklyn museum store! how convenient! i will check them out today.

bell_labs, Sunday, 19 August 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

Think about getting the curtain rings with little beads on them, so they roll better -- it will mean less pulling on the curtain/less stress on the vinyl at the holes.

Laurel, Sunday, 19 August 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

ooh the weather and solar system ones are sweet.

s1ocki, Sunday, 19 August 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

i love weather!

river wolf, Sunday, 19 August 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

I may get those.

forksclovetofu, Sunday, 19 August 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

i just bought the official mta nyc subway map shower curtain. it's terrific bathroom reading.

get bent, Sunday, 19 August 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

I cant have shower curtains cause I have a glass shower door thing, but suddenly I am tempted to go get glass paint and paint shit all over my shower door. What would rock?

Trayce, Monday, 20 August 2007 12:45 (eighteen years ago)

awesome, jody. i wonder if i had that i would come up with awesome stealth time-saving routes to places, since i often have epiphanies in the shower.

tehresa, Monday, 20 August 2007 12:49 (eighteen years ago)

theresa, it doesnt work

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 20 August 2007 13:17 (eighteen years ago)

it kinda does look like it belongs in a freshman dorm, linds
perhaps i can interest you in a van gogh / klimt / dali shower curtain instead? ;p

elmo argonaut, Monday, 20 August 2007 13:59 (eighteen years ago)

laurel, did the life cycle of the butterfly curtain look nice in person? i didn't make it to the museum yesterday but it looks v. v. pretty and i think i may order it.

bell_labs, Monday, 20 August 2007 14:20 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, I don't mean that I saw the shower curtain, I mean that I saw actual butterflies hatching out of coccoons in a butterfly house. :) Sorry that is less helpful.

Laurel, Monday, 20 August 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

my shower curtain is kind of ugly. laurel has seen it.

lauren, Monday, 20 August 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

i thought laurel was going to say that actual butterflies hatched from her shower curtain.

sanskrit, Monday, 20 August 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

My roommate is bug-phobic and would kill me.

Laurel, Monday, 20 August 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

30 dollars is too much for shower curtains best left in your first apt.

bb, Monday, 20 August 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

Be nice.

Laurel, Monday, 20 August 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

HAY GUISE I JUST FOUND THE MOST AWSUM POSTER FOR MY ROOM

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/38/89091033_1be6fd6426.jpg

elmo argonaut, Monday, 20 August 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

i think the tree/butterfly one is a nice design. it would make me happy to have a tree in my bathroom! the writing on it may be too busy though. or maybe it is not acceptable to have shower curtains intended for children as a 28 year old and i should just get a boring one. hmmm.

bell_labs, Monday, 20 August 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

target had only hideous ones though.

bell_labs, Monday, 20 August 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

maybe a "nice" one rather than "boring". (then again the nice one i had was also hideous and insane...it lasted too long. i currently have boring one, but like most of my apt, im slowly taking care of these issues)

bb, Monday, 20 August 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

nice ones - where to find?

bell_labs, Monday, 20 August 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

SHOWER CURTAIN IDEAS, PATENTS PENDINGS

* Shower curtain smells like strawberries or roses or THE OCEAN whenever water hits it.

* Shower curtain glows in the dark.

* Shower curtain works like old Hypercolor shirts, changing color when wet or touched. Play on it like those new Microsoft touchscreens.

* Shower curtain with waterproof iPod pocket. (Waterproof hairnet sold separately.)

* Shower curtain with girls (or guys) that take their tops off when it gets warm, like novelty inkpens and shot glasses.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 20 August 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

abc? hmm, good question...lemme get back to you on that.

bb, Monday, 20 August 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

Target.com does have some v appealing prints but I can't tell the quality from here and they are still probably what Ben would consider unsophisticated -- pretty much anything other than white or clear or white-on-clear or something v minimalist is going to be silly and "young" in some way. I say as long as it lets light through and you like it, go nuts.

The light thing is big for me, I hate solid ones that block and/or discolor the light in the shower (or the rest of the room).

Laurel, Monday, 20 August 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

the tiles in my bathroom are ugly black fake marble so no matter how sophisticated i get it's still gonna look bad. and the bathroom's small, so i want something somewhat transparent but also colorful and bright.

bell_labs, Monday, 20 August 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

There was a fancy home store in Soho years ago that always had nifty minimalist house decor stuff and design-award stuff but of course in those days I could barely find the same store twice, I was always getting so lost, so I don't remember where it was, and don't remember the name. So uh there. But they had terrific heavy vinyl shower curtains and that's where I got mine.

Now we have a lighter, cheaper one from Target with a silly "retro" print on it (not my choice) but admittedly it is hard to find an outdoor space big enough to properly scrub a dirty shower curtain so replacing it is sometimes easier.

Laurel, Monday, 20 August 2007 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

hmm, that sounds like it could have been one of the places on wooster st? or mxypxlxyx or whatever that place is called...

bell_labs, Monday, 20 August 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

Now look what you've done, I've been looking for fancy designer bath stuff and have stumbled onto J Adler dinnerware with orange dots and OMGOMG NOM NOM NOM

Laurel, Monday, 20 August 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

link!

bell_labs, Monday, 20 August 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

i like looking at the fancy stuff, but then end up buying stuff at stoop sales/dollar stores. i got a nice table yesterday for $25 though!

bell_labs, Monday, 20 August 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

I think it might actually have been on Wooster after all, bell.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.wrapables.com/images/product/A53349.jpg

Laurel, Monday, 20 August 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

those are awesome! all my kitchen stuff = my mom's castoffs

bell_labs, Monday, 20 August 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

i want shower curtains that go all the way down, to the floor of my bathroom. how am i supposed to know the fucking inches. 72 should be enough for any shower.

deeznuts, Monday, 20 August 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

what Ben would consider unsophisticated

i never said unsofisticated...trust me, my 1st like 6 apt were full of fun and bad ideas...just, you know we get older, we can intensify our aesthitcs...the problem always being we have to take the apt we can aford. and in order to make them that way, the gddmned ownders buy the ugliest, cheapest materials...listen, yr a landlord, with a cheap building in an eh neighborhood. dot get into thinking youre gonna fucking fill the place wth design feature unless you wanna spend decent money. just use decent, simple shit, that wont make us look like striving trash.

god, im becoming a real snob again.

lndsy, buy whatever makes you happy...

bb, Monday, 20 August 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i hate the 72 inch shit! esp when the rod is bolted into the wall and you can't adjust it! last apt. i actually went and bought another shower rod so it could be lower and water wouldn't leak everywhere.
xpost

tehresa, Monday, 20 August 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

http://w2products.com/images/products/Pyramid4web.jpg

caek, Monday, 20 August 2007 23:56 (eighteen years ago)

^ want

sleep, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 00:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://w2products.com/products.builder/pantone.html

Not cheap, not in stock on the website, and not in stock at the nearest retailer to me listed on their website. Way to go.

caek, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

they'll be wicked cheap soon

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

because yuppies love that stuff

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

TARGET

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

designer mugs based on tools used by designers buhhhhh

it is a fetish. let's sell light tables as coffee tables.

or better yet, let's market red light bulbs and photo developer 'room odorizer' to people who want to give their bathroom that 'darkroom' feel

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

i would so wear a t-shirt about fonts

sleep, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

actually want this but cba to figure out what it says ^_^
http://www.okaycoolmix.de/daten/new/FM-4.jpg

sleep, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.veer.com/images/merch/VPR0001130_P2.jpg

http://www.veer.com/images/merch/VPR0001320_P2.jpg

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.blanka.co.uk/T-Shirts/Build_Timecode

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.subtraction.com/pics/0609/060913_hel_fucking_vetica_t.jpg

sleep, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

The following Pyramid Related Products are Currently Available:

Pyramid Compass - $3.00
Research Compass - $10.00
"Pyramid Power" Book by Max Toth & Greg Nielsen - $12.95
"I Sleep in a Pyramid" Tee-Shirt - $15.00 (white, black, burgundy or blue; S, M, L, XL)


Dealership Inquiries Invited

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://flickr.com/photos/mdoeff/260400657/

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.losapson.net/bore_t-shirt/mk-bore01-green.jpg

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

designers are so obsessed with showing off the fact that they are cool awesome designers. i would never buy a tshirt that had pivot tables on it, nobody wants 2 fuk an analyst ;_;

bell_labs, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

oh the fat bubble helvetica shirt says

John&
Paul&
Ringo&
George.

sleep, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

wau

Laurel, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

that took me like 10 minutes :x

sleep, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

I would grope pivot titties tho :X

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

I don't understand why THOSE Pantone colors, though. And PROCESS YELLOW?!? Total cop-out, that must be the "free" mug.

Laurel, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

it is a fetish. let's sell light tables as coffee tables.

or better yet, let's market red light bulbs and photo developer 'room odorizer' to people who want to give their bathroom that 'darkroom' feel

both of these sound kind of cool to me :(

mh, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

Light tables would be awesome, actually, and I'm sure someone has done before. Ditto shadowbox tables with complete model train-style villages in them, which I saw at a party loft once.

Laurel, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

were you the oldest person there?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

Not by a long shot! The host who made the models was 36 or 38 or something VERY VERY OLD, actually. There was a time when I went to parties with people EVEN OLDER than me, believe it or not.

Laurel, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

there are lofts in lots of places where rich old people live too, jon!

bell_labs, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

they usually just live there by themselves though, not with 18 roomates

bell_labs, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

<i>actually want this but cba to figure out what it says ^_^
http://www.okaycoolmix.de/daten/new/FM-4.jpg

-- sleep, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 11:14 AM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Link </i>

john&
Paul&
Ringo&
George.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

still want it?

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

oh the fat bubble helvetica shirt says

John&
Paul&
Ringo&
George.

-- sleep, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 12:34 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

;-)
i do not want it as much as i used to but i still kind of love that retarded font
i don't think it's for sale though

sleep, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

i have too many tshirts anyway wtf

sleep, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

buy a segway

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

thats your job

sleep, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.firebox.com/product/1849?itc=72&src_t=nwt&src_id=158

hstencil, Thursday, 23 August 2007 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

36 or 38 or something VERY VERY OLD

:(

Jon Lewis, Thursday, 23 August 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)

i do not know how i feel abt usb cassette deck

rrrobyn, Thursday, 23 August 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

my shower curtain is high-quality clear vinyl with a white and black and grey pattern of 4" dots. but my bathroom is v small and involves the colours black, white, grey and pink. but i didn't choose any of them. i didn't even choose the shower curtain - my friend left that when i took over the apartment from her

i think it is okay to spend some money on a shower curtain, esp because it's your bathroom! it's not like you don't spend time in there.

rrrobyn, Thursday, 23 August 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

usb tape deck is awesome! i could up so much awesome 'tarded rare stuff for people if i had one.

hstencil, Thursday, 23 August 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

i just bought this one. i'm not sure if it goes with my bathroom but i likes it
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/61pdC6x8KlL._SS260_.jpg

carne asada, Thursday, 23 August 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

maps are awesome

okay yes usb tapedeck would be awesome for sharing things. i get v nostaligic abt listening to tapes on actual tape players though.

rrrobyn, Thursday, 23 August 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

as far as i can tell that is an actual tape player too!

hstencil, Thursday, 23 August 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

or better yet, let's market red light bulbs and photo developer 'room odorizer' to people who want to give their bathroom that 'darkroom' feel

i was at a show at sin-e once, pretty drunk but towards the end could swear i was getting that photo developer huff smell. lots of junior high memories evoked. i told the girls i was with that i was certain that the place was used as a someones printing lab during the day. they had no idea what i was talking about and thought i was hitting on them.

sanskrit, Thursday, 23 August 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

ok the truth is that i am currently poor and trying not to add to the massive list of things i want but cannot right now have ok
xpost

rrrobyn, Thursday, 23 August 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

Suitably 80s-looking, the USB Cassette Deck has slow-opening doors (the slower the better back in the day)

TRUTH!

sanskrit, Thursday, 23 August 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

TO CLEAN SHOWER CURTAINS TOSS IN WASHER.

Yerac, Thursday, 23 August 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

oh i can't afford it now either, but maybe at some point...

hstencil, Thursday, 23 August 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

i love slow-opening doors

rrrobyn, Thursday, 23 August 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

Waterdrape curtains are really good but on their website almost everything is out of stock. Places in the city carry them. It is ultra thick vinyl, you could easily wrap a body in it.

Yerac, Thursday, 23 August 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

haha

sleep, Thursday, 23 August 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

u_u'

sleep, Thursday, 23 August 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

I GOT YOUR BALLS.

Yerac, Thursday, 23 August 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

i need those!

sleep, Thursday, 23 August 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

Whoever buys the USB tape deck, I will bring you this cassette of Sun City Girls- Grotto Of Miracles to mp3ize and we will make the internets very happy.

Jon Lewis, Thursday, 23 August 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

i have grotto of miracles on lp.

hstencil, Thursday, 23 August 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

Lucky guy. Have you digitized it?

Jon Lewis, Thursday, 23 August 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

i might need those pantone mugs around december...damn

bb, Thursday, 23 August 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

Making one of them "process yellow" is still a lame-o rip-off. IF WE COULD PRINT IT IN 4/C, WE WOULDN'T NEED PANTONE. AND IT WOULD BE CHEAPER, TOO, YOU STUPID FUCKS.

Laurel, Thursday, 23 August 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

options, nigga

sexyDancer, Thursday, 23 August 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

i don't have a way to digitize vinyl (or tapes for that matter).

hstencil, Thursday, 23 August 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

re: usb tape deck

YOU GUYS EVER HEAR OF LINE IN?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 23 August 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

the line in on my computer doesn't work, and i don't have a working tape deck either.

hstencil, Thursday, 23 August 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

jw we are talking retro lookin things with modern usb situations
the line-in practicality talk can't stand up to that
my stereo does have a tape deck though (just one)

rrrobyn, Thursday, 23 August 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/219/462250474_610a95f332_o.jpg
any of these rugs other than top right/bottom right ones (esp lower left one with the tiger)

bell_labs, Saturday, 25 August 2007 22:51 (eighteen years ago)

or leopard i mean
or this onehttp://angelaadams.com/images/01800_th.jpg

bell_labs, Saturday, 25 August 2007 22:57 (eighteen years ago)

or floors like this
http://nymag.com/homedesign/greatrooms/greatroom070820_560.jpg

bell_labs, Saturday, 25 August 2007 22:57 (eighteen years ago)

omg i cannot decide which rug they are all so awesome (but yes you are right abt omiting those 2 as much as i like real-life rainbows) - where are they from? how are they possible?
i wld prob get the middle left

rrrobyn, Saturday, 25 August 2007 23:05 (eighteen years ago)

that picture gives me vertigo.

s1ocki, Saturday, 25 August 2007 23:17 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, I wd also get middle left. I am enthralled by the "Lines LINES L!I!N!E!S!" rug too but prob couldn't life with it/furnish around it.

Laurel, Saturday, 25 August 2007 23:55 (eighteen years ago)

rrrobyn - those are from angela adams. except they are from her fancy "collection" line that costs ungodly amounts of money and are all specialty made. they had them at her store in portland (disclosure - my mom works there) and they are gorgeousss but cost tens of thousands of dollars. my mom's discount doesn't really make much of a dent getting me closer to having one, sadly!

bell_labs, Saturday, 25 August 2007 23:55 (eighteen years ago)

the stripey floor is by jim lambie and all made of tape!

bell_labs, Sunday, 26 August 2007 00:03 (eighteen years ago)

i was just about to google who that artist was and proclaim that ikea stole his idea, lol

sanskrit, Sunday, 26 August 2007 00:10 (eighteen years ago)

the thing is, his work looks amazing installed in a gallery. in your home? if you're rich enough to have a hardly ever used artsy parlor room to entertain guests, it would look great. otherwise, in your everyday living room in might get to be a bit too much.

sanskrit, Sunday, 26 August 2007 00:13 (eighteen years ago)

i don't think i could deal with a bad mayan ayahuasca trip looking up at me every morning as i eat my rice krispies

sanskrit, Sunday, 26 August 2007 00:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.posterwire.com/wp-content/images/vertigo.jpg

me on the floor every morning if that were my floor

the time i tore a bunch of ligaments in my foot when i was young+dumb i got stuck in total vertigo pose on my livingroom floor for an hour

rrrobyn, Sunday, 26 August 2007 05:46 (eighteen years ago)

there was hangover involved
it was crazy - i remember it all vividly

rrrobyn, Sunday, 26 August 2007 05:47 (eighteen years ago)

I have orange pumice soap in my kitchen as the handsoap. BECAUSE ITS MY FUCKING HOUSE THAT'S WHY

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 2 September 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

SWEET ORANGE PUMINCE SAOP REVOLUTION

rrrobyn, Sunday, 2 September 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

(awesome on having own new place!)

rrrobyn, Sunday, 2 September 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

TOILET WITH DOOR OPEN FOR FIRST TIME IN LIFE GUYS!! WAU

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 2 September 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=M7QN_sW9T4g

gr8080, Friday, 28 September 2007 04:07 (eighteen years ago)

i am laughing at so many things about that right now

rrrobyn, Friday, 28 September 2007 04:16 (eighteen years ago)

"the clutter of showerheads"

"this house is so big"

"we are jerks with giant ugly houses with paved backyards and gadgets we paid too much for"

rrrobyn, Friday, 28 September 2007 04:18 (eighteen years ago)

david koh1er looks exactly like david koh1er should look though

stainless steel - so overdone and institutional. it just makes me think of exciting new innovations in prison shower technology. remote controls for everyone yaay!

rrrobyn, Friday, 28 September 2007 04:23 (eighteen years ago)

rrrobyn otm but i still want that shower.

gr8080, Friday, 28 September 2007 04:38 (eighteen years ago)

oh yeah i still think it is a neat shower to the extent maybe that if i was going out with someone who had that shower i would probably go out with that person for slightly longer than i knew was right just so i could have a high-tech shower a few more times

rrrobyn, Friday, 28 September 2007 04:49 (eighteen years ago)

lol gilded cage
wonder what butt fuckin egypt depresso nowhere exurb those sad loonies live out in
those shower spouts in the wall look like some kind of bad prop that causes dr who to have to use his sonic screwdriver to escape

El Tomboto, Friday, 28 September 2007 05:18 (eighteen years ago)

Stop mocking and help those people, they've obviously fallen into a disused quarry and their spindly, pallid limbs won't let them climb out. They're forced to burn lignin-bearing cellulose life forms for warmth! Someone, please....

Laurel, Friday, 28 September 2007 13:51 (eighteen years ago)

it would be fun to reprogram your family members' genital-height shower tiles to blast arctic freezewater all over their scrots & vages

remy bean, Friday, 28 September 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

oh man last time i was home in maine, we went and visited some family friends who have been "fortunate" over the years and just built their dream house. they have all this automated bullshit; remote controls in every room, piped in stereo, window blinds & showers controlled by remote. they also included rooms for their "grandkids" even though neither of their adult children are married/engaged?! eek.

the coolest shower they had though has a floor made of pebbles. i bet it feels neat to stand on.

bell_labs, Friday, 28 September 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

this thread makes me sad that i didn't get the butterfly/frog curtain, just some tasteful crinkly blue one. i heeded ben's advice.

bell_labs, Friday, 28 September 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

if i were rich i would pimp out my bathroom, my kitchen ... and that's really it. maybe i'd get an expensive couch and refuse to let guests sit on it. all the 'automation of the future' crap seems very epcot and tacky, like black mirrors and neon tiles ca. '87 -- i think it will age badly and end up costing an awful lot in maintenance.

remy bean, Friday, 28 September 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

they did it pretty tastefully, i have to admit, it is really not mcmansiony at all and has a beautiful view. though, thanks to overlooking a tidal inlet, they get some serious mudflat sulfur smells which apparently they tried to call the cops/EPA about? welcome to the world of decomposing marine life, lol!

bell_labs, Friday, 28 September 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

i do the like the "central vacuum system"

meet george jetson

latebloomer, Friday, 28 September 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

jane, his wife

latebloomer, Friday, 28 September 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

his boy elroy

latebloomer, Friday, 28 September 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

that dog

latebloomer, Friday, 28 September 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

the daughter with old people hair

latebloomer, Friday, 28 September 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

i would love black mirrors and neon tile! i think i'll have a special 80s room in my giant, custom-built dream home decorated with stuff like that (and a bunch of Nagel prints, of course).

lauren, Friday, 28 September 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

Ohh those river rock pebble mats/tiles are super neato. I like them too.

Laurel, Friday, 28 September 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

Except they make me sad for riverbanks somewhere that are being systematically denuded to become someone's floor (gotta match the Ann Sacks tile, natch).

Laurel, Friday, 28 September 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

periodic table shower curtain made an appearance in Big Bang Theory sitcom on monday

carne asada, Friday, 28 September 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://blog.iso50.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/fc_big.jpg

caek, Friday, 28 September 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

rem, right on with the genital blast...they love the house now, wait til they decide to reverse pops vasectomy and spawn a lil yupster. It'll be like the beginning of The Illustrated Man

Peej, Friday, 28 September 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.peopleandwildlife.org.uk/newsimages/Richard%20Sobol%20AP.jpg

Peej, Friday, 28 September 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)


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