I REJOINED BMG WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE

Some Aerosmith

you know petes amazon opened an mp3 store

they got albums for $4.50

forward ever backward never my friend

those aren't albums. those are electrons.

this was no boat accident

that's no moon

yeah the amazon thing sounds rad except then i cant indulge my nostalgic WTF WTF WTF muscles

dinosaur jr - green mind

ha yeah nostalga i rebought this like a year ago. great!

anyway pete the answer is bill withers live at carnegie hall

and tribe called quest anthology if you don't already have that

i joined this a bunch of times under fake names when i was a kid and just got the free ones and never bought the other ones. this did not make my mom happy.

what do they do if you wait a long time to buy

haha my roommate was seriously considering this the other day

I never did this
the only thing I ever wanted off their lists was like a ned's atomic dustbin record and klf's white room

dude tom i gotta say - i cant do bill withers :(

man in 6th grade i got so much awful shit through columbia house - collective soul s/t etc

give it four years

bill withers will just come natural

i had friends who would use fake names to get a bunch of cd's from CH and BMG and then use the cd's for trade bait to get good stuff or cash

no grateful dead albums on the list u_u

first record club ever, maybe 1984, middle school:

Huey Lewis and the News "Sports"
Duran Duran "Rio"
Synchronicity?
Weird Al "In 3-D"

LOLLLLLLL^^^

wow you used to be awesome, what happened to you

yeah they eventually send it to a collection agnecy but it's a fake name so they can't do anything? i just got yelled at by my a lot for being 12 and having creditors calling for some silly name.

what happened to me is i found the other 1983:

""Buzz or Howl Under the Influence of Heat" - Minutemen
"What Makes a Man Start Fires?" - Minutemen
Fall In a Hole - The Fall
Perverted by Language - The Fall
Hootenanny - The Replacements
Murmur - R.E.M. (full length debut)

also, PS i take you did this on the internets and not with the send in card that you cut out from the back of Parade Magazine. Did you have to PDF them a penny?

oh man that 1983

69 did this with send in card he creased and tore by hand out from the back of PARADE that was lying on the floor of the bus

the brother is old school

HOWARD HUGE YALL

MY IQ IS BIGGGGGGG VROOM VROOM

http://www.marilynvossavant.com/images/inside_images/bio_photo.gif

dude guys parade.com has mad online games

I was at a CD stoop sale in yuppie Brooklyn the other day, and this guy came by with his baby and was talking to the kid about records in that way that people talk to their dogs.

Kid: "Wazzis?"
Dad: "Oh we don't want that. This came from a record club, so the sound quality isn't as good. We'll just put that back"

My first thought was "that can't be true" and my second thought was "what a fucking dickhead"

yeah its not true and youre right

they do have shitty photocopy sleeves and drill holes sometimes

i joined this a bunch of times under fake names when i was a kid and just got the free ones and never bought the other ones. this did not make my mom happy.

-- bell_labs, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 14:04 (34 minutes ago) Link

he, he

i did this in college and fucked up my credit rating a little, but i guess that's healed itself since. some of my first names were mike, miek, miko, skippy (they did not send that package), and countless others. i think i did this about nine times.

stealing music pre-p2p!

ive never seen a photocopy/drill, just the alt-barcode!

Isn't there a foolproof way to do this and not get caught?

Also re drill holes - -what is up with cds with a slice taken out of the spine?

Don't some used stores refuse to take record club cds? Does Amazon have diff barcodes?

http://www.foetusized.org/cdcutouts.html

you can drill a whole box of cds on the spine easier than through the barcode, some stores refuse rec club cds, just like some refuse promos, and amazon has the same barcode as buying new in a store

not on the mp3s

some guy just pulled up in a lamborghini gallardo outside my office. what is he doing with HIS life

he's the President of BMG

he bought that Lamborghini with pennies.

yeah its not true and youre right

-- 69, Wednesday, October 10, 2007 2:35 PM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I should have killed him and raised his kid for him like in that Geto Boys song.

yeah bro

I'm doctor robert jarvik, inventor of the jarvik jarvik jarvik

the Q&A on the first page of PARADE is some wtf shit

Bush Buddies Represent U.S. Abroad
Our country sends ambassadors to almost every nation in the world. Most of these men and women are diplomats who’ve spent their careers working in the foreign service. However, regardless of whether the President is a Democrat or a Republican, about one-third of our ambassadors are nondiplomats who are either friends of the Chief Executive or major political donors. Some current examples:

* U.S. Ambassador to Australia Robert McCallum was a member with Bush of Skull & Bones at Yale.

* U.S. Ambassador to Belize Robert Dieter was one of Bush’s roommates at Yale.

* U.S. Ambassador to Poland Victor Ashe was a close friend of Bush’s at Yale and also a member of Skull & Bones.

* U.S. Ambassador to Hungary April Foley dated George Bush at Harvard Business School, according to press reports.

* U.S. Ambassador to Sweden Michael Wood was Bush’s friend at prep school and his frat brother at Yale.

* U.S. Ambassador to China Clark Randt was also a frat brother at Yale.

* U.S. Ambassador to Japan Thomas Schieffer was Bush’s partner when he owned the Texas Rangers.

LOL that "Record Club CD's = lower sound quality" theory, it just won't go away. It's like the vaccines = autism thing.

http://www.parade.com/images/-v2/home/static/headlines/what-you-said.jpg

http://www.parade.com/whatamericaeats/images/sub1-wae.jpg

tom u crzzy

Also, a selection from my Columbia House membership, 1984-1988:

David Lee Roth- Eat 'Em And Smile
Dr. And The Medics- whatever the fuck that record was called
Molly Hatchet- something with a barbarian on the cover SHOCKA
Dire Straits- Brothers In Arms (honestly this gives me the most quease today of any of them)
Pere Ubu- The Tenement Year (WTF? Nice one CH)

jarvik's a fucking sellout

http://www.post-gazette.com/images4/20061016jhSEENHEART03_230.jpg

"I wanted to be an architect. then I saw my dad's medical bills and figured out where the real money was"

http://www.parade.com/images/-v2/home/2007/0930/spotlight_left_template_brad-pitt.jpg

I did this a few years ago. I now have unopened copies of Matchbox 20, that green weezer album and uncle cracker to thank for it.

Pete, if you send me one penny now I will send you an album I hate a month for the rest of my life.

wait, your life.

recurring billing rate is $20 per album. Also, I will send them FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE.

but you COME OUT AHEAD RIGHT?

It's like a license to print money unlistenable cds.

when i was a kid my dad had signed all four members of my family up for BMG (plus both of our dogs and one of the cats) so he could keep getting free album deals

"Package for "Scout", and one for "King". Sorry, nothing for Mrs. Puffypaws today."

i did this about a year ago too! so retarded!!!

one thing though is there was some kind of class action settlement so i got like all these great jazz cds and slade's greatest hits for like a dollar each.

but yeah every month they ask me if i was the new yung joc album or something like that.

were you ever the new yung joc album?

what i got w/ my first BMG membership in 1992 (?)

ac/dc - razor's edge
ozzy osbourne - no more tears
metallica - master of puppets
black sabbath - paranoid
living colour - vivid
big audio dynamite - ii
beastie boys - paul's boutique
faith no more - the real thing

guess:

which three i still own
which two i wish i had kept

haha i totally got B.A.D. II off BMG (and wish i had kept. i downloaded it recently)

CMON AND DIM THE LIGHTS
SWITCH ON THE STROBE (DO WATCHA LIKE)

own:
beastie boys - paul's boutique
black sabbath - paranoid
ac/dc - razor's edge

kept:

faith no more - the real thing
metallica - master of puppets

im 100% sure dr jarvik is some sort of non-human evil entity; maybe he is a poltergeist?

i like the way you think

he is a renegade timelord

have you noticed the way his son runs? w/his arms at his sides like that - it is because he uses him for experiments.

i was worried too, when i saw his son appear in those commercials. do you think it is possible to contact his son to see if her needs our help, y/n?

maybe radiohead could help his son

i dunno it could be that he exists only in a dimension we have no access to - or he could be half-human leading an otherwise normal life with no idea whats really going on.

its true maybe radiohead has access to that dimension

Also, we could choose to pay radiohead as little or as much as we wanted for the son saving.

Unless we wanted the son delivered in a very fancy box somewhat later in the year.

That sounds like a threat, JJ

maybe there is a way into this Radiohead/artifical heart dimension through radiohead's downloadable album that i've heard about

up down up down circle circle square.

you have a gaystation lol

http://www.ministry-of-fun.com/articles/pictures/contra.jpg

Wonder if Radiohead uses this?

wiimote up, wiimote down, nunchuck trigger, vertical wiimote, trigger, trigger, mohawk position.

this thread rules

inventor of the jarvik artificial buttsecks

seriously tho i thought he was talking konami :(

wait, jw, you are on to something, with the contrabass saxes/artifical heart axis. i just stumbled across a sax chat board and found the following

JUST USE TEFLON POWDER AND YOU WILL BE IN A GREAT PLACE!!!!! Your other problems will vanish and it will protect your sax metal! It works. You can use it for making sure neck crook adjustments are tight too: mix it with some mineral oil, stir it in, and then screw into the tennon and you neck will have a permanent stiffie until you say so.....try it before you knock it.. I got mine on ebay for cheap and it came fast and in great condition.

Funy, Teflon valves are used as artificial heart valves (because they are inert and have a very low quoefficient of static fiction), bladder valves, etc. etc. etc., and people are afraid to put them in their saxophones!!!! DO IT!

. . .if we could just get jarvik's son to spread the word about Teflon valves, we'd really have something here. Now the question is, does Radiohead use contrbass saxes on the new record?????

contrbass siraxis controller

I think they are using a MIDI Serpent for some bass lines.

http://www.oddmusic.com/gallery/serpent.jpg

^^ the teflon don

unlike the natural heart, the jarvik 2000 pump does not "beat."

you think you can bassoonists can experience ventricular fibrillation in low key, 12/8 time signature?

http://www.symantec.com/enterprise/security_response/weblog/upload/2007/10/image1.jpeg

http://i23.tinypic.com/i234v8.gif

remy we like to call that "korean opera"

unlike the natural heart, the jarvik 2000 pump does not "beat" -- it just channels a steady current from a netherworld vortex into the reanimate "corpse" of the bearer.

unlike the natural heart, the jarvik 2000 binds you for eternity in servitude to the multi-dimensional time-beast dr robert jarvik.

woah i just saw goateyes

what are you doing with your life

http://www.last.fm/music/TomBOT
lol?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Jarvik#Controversy

I sang in a concert that was accompanied by serpent, sackbutt and ophicleide a couple of years ago. One of the awesomest concerts ever.

My Columbia House haul circa 1986:

Madonna - S/T
Madonna - Like A Virgin
Madonna - True Blue
The Bangles - Different Light
The Police - Synchronicity
AC/DC - Who Zoomed Who
Prince & the Revolution - Around The World In A Day
Prince & the Revolution - Parade
Pet Shop Boys - Actually
...

I can't remember the others right now. I know I did the CD version of this in 1990 and got:

The Pixies - Doolittle
The Feelies - Only Life
Guadalcanal Diary - Flip-Flop
Martin L. Gore - Counterfeit EP
...

And I can't remember the rest of those, either.

lol!

OMG MAX

im disappointed there's no article on goat eyes in wikipedia

Dan what were you singing? I'm having trouble coming up with repertoire that wld include all three of those!

OMGWTF you guise he's married to M@rilyn \/os Sa\/ant?!?!

This means I might be able to get some gossip abt him-- a friend of mine was assistant to MVS for years...

well done max

OMGWTF you guise he's married to M@rilyn \/os Sa\/ant?!?!

WTF??????

Was the lipitor ad on parade.com?

How did we get talking about Jarvik? I just assumed that is how, but it doesn't make sense

I dunno if the Marilyn V.S. part of it is a hack tho. I hope it's true it'd be so perfect!

haha dan said sackbutt haha

I'm doctor robert jarvik, inventor of the jarvik jarvik jarvik

-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, October 10, 2007 3:38 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

omg wikihack a++++

I think Marilyn part is real.

Paul Winchell part HAS to be hack? I mean, NO?

maybe tombot knew about it--she is an exec at jarvik jarvik jarvik heart, and that's why he mentioned him, b/c i posted the MVS picture???

and that's why he mentioned her duhhhhhh

http://www.berliozhistoricalbrass.org/boston.htm

All info here! (Note how in the shot from the concert I am completely blocked by the conductor, boo.)

maybe tombot knew about it--she is an exec at jarvik jarvik jarvik heart, and that's why he mentioned him, b/c i posted the MVS picture???

-- Mr. Que, Wednesday, October 10, 2007 1:34 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

i have images opff

Do they have a myspace page?

kudos max

Also I was wrong, it wasn't a sackbut, it was a buccin.

http://www.berliozhistoricalbrass.org/performance.htm (scroll down)

http://www.myspace.com/jarvik

Yeah I was gonna guess Berlioz but I didn't think he had ever used sackbut!

Cool program idea.

errr someone find a connection btw Jarvik and Berlioz so Dan and I don't look like nerds...

http://www.berliozhistoricalbrass.org/2%20boston%20les%20mot.jpg

lol short wife, she needs Jarvik to whip up some artificial legs for her

(diff) (hist) . . Robert Jarvik‎; 13:37 . . (-578) . . StuHarris (Talk | contribs) (→Controversy - delete trash from 134.69.235.227 (some nerd from Occidental College))

WTF

lololololololololololololol

http://static.flickr.com/1/628911_8a81edcac3_m.jpg

wooowowowooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tuned to jarvik frequency

http://www.smithsonianlegacies.si.edu/photos/172.jpg

the jarvik 7: ocarina of time

undo wiki!

Among the singers in that last picture I posted are:

- one person I regularly have sex with
- three people I went to college with
- three people I used to sing with in the BSO's chorus
- one bass player for a math-rock trio
- one shiatzu/horse massage therapist
- three people I sang with in a different church choir
- my on-again/off-again voice teacher
- one Canadian who has since been deported
- two people who were 2/3 of a really awful, mind-melting menage a trois
- two people who identified as gay at the time this picture was taken who are now in monogamous hetero relationships

CHURCH CHOIRS BE INTERSTING

one Canadian who has since been deported
two people who were 2/3 of a really awful, mind-melting menage a trois

wow on both of these^^

...AND THEY ARE ALL THE SAME PERSON !!!!

Venn Diagram plz.

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d40/dragonphyre2/notsure.jpg

OMGWTF you guise he's married to M@rilyn \/os Sa\/ant?!?!

You know, the world's smartest woman can probably get around googleproofing no problem. What was I thinking.

LOL Dan, classic breakdown!

she is NOT world's smartest woman - bitch took the iq test like 374756378496 times in a row to get her record

Jarvik is married to Parade magazine columnist Marilyn vos Savant, regarded as having the world's highest IQ. They reside in New York.

lol yr test is broken

they're like some latter-day hearsts.

I just brought up jarvik because this morning after I got up I started randomly thinking about some song my head must have made up while I was asleep that went "I'm doctor jarvik jarvik, inventor of the jarvik jarvik jarvik, doctor jarvik jarvik, inventor of the jarvik jarvik jarvik"

too much late night teevee

Actually, looking at that picture again shows that you can't actually see one of the gay-then-straight people (he was from Mozambique and basically was into guys up until he graduated from conservatory, at which point his parents introduced him to a girl and he basically ditched/sublimated his gayness for her).

There are also three parents, two ringers and one bitter, lonely guy (now everyone in the picture has at least one tag).

some song my head must have made up while I was asleep that went "I'm doctor jarvik jarvik, inventor of the jarvik jarvik jarvik, doctor jarvik jarvik, inventor of the jarvik jarvik jarvik"

ysi?

I am totally stealing those lyrics.

"Marilyn was named by Toastmasters International as the #1 most popular communicator/speaker in the educational and social category"

what is this social category exactly

Jarvik is best known from the media circus surrounding the 1982 implantation of his Jarvik-7 into the Seattle dentist, Barney Clark. Although the artificial heart continued to beat, Barney died of multi-organ failure 112 days after the operation, tethered to a dishwasher sized air compressor. The heart device acted as a blender which chewed up the blood cells. Recipients of the Jarvik-7 suffered horribly for months, finally succumbing to infections, strokes, convulsions and immune system failure with progressive decline in T cells, thus making the Jarvik-7 another cause of HIV negative AIDS. During the ensuing media coverage, the New York Times dubbed the Jarvik Heart the “Dracula of Medical Technology”. Jarvik-7 patients had the Kevorkian option of assisted suicide, a small on-off button which allowed the mechanical heart to be stopped when too unbearable.

LOL

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/66/Tm-logo-col.gif/150px-Tm-logo-col.gif

Yeah those are great lyrics!!!

You can hear the music just by reading them!

Who is Toastmaster General currently?

Some neo-con?

Jarvik-7 patients had the Kevorkian option of assisted suicide, a small on-off button which allowed the mechanical heart to be stopped when too unbearable.

Wait, unbearable to whom?????

"God you're annoying; where's the off switch on your ceramic heart?"

these people would be amazing documentary subjects

the jarvik 7: ocarina of time

-- elmo argonaut, Wednesday, October 10, 2007 1:50 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i lold

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_Rainbows

i am tempted

Is it wrong that I keep seeing the ocarina of time pic as a state-fair-esque "heart on a stick" ad?

it is perhaps wrong, but than again, fitting for the dracula of medical technology

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/66/Tm-logo-col.gif/150px-Tm-logo-col.gif

goatsemaster international

Paul Winchell, ventriloquist and much-loved voice and television series character actor, invented the original artificial heart.

oh shit there is a toastmaster youtube channel

and it is full of that taylor mali, jesus, i used to kinda know that prick

Taylor McDowell Mali is an American slam poet who became a high school teacher for the purpose of writing poems about it.

ha

slam?

yeh, pretty much

xpost

ok lol @ slam teacher

(i wish to someday be named the doctor of dracula technology)

ok i'm thinking about this now, what are their current shipping charges? $4 per cd or what?

i think it costs like 50 bucks to ship an artificial heart

KUDOS

it was 18.73 to ship 7 cd's (2 miles davis cd's in one jewel case)

(tiny endless whine regarding changable usernames re:doktor of drakula tech)

i feel so lucky about when name-changes stopped

Dracula Tech is one of Caltech's biggest rivals.

I would actually like a script written that would constantly change my username to the last 5 words in the most recent kenan/tuomas/jagger post all scrambled together.

xpost the ramblin wrech of drakula tek.

"vagina mitten-knobs"

^^^ That's the DracTech mascot.

http://www.tilt.it/pics/flyers/williams/bram_stokers_dracula_1993_f.jpg

okay if that pinball game had actually been inside of a casket, I would own one

UH illustrator error on the right side also

that pinball game was kinda awful as i recall

you'd also own a casket, which would be cool in a tim burton kind of way

http://cdn.last.fm/coverart/300x300/18743.jpg

^^^ CD u should get thru BMG next, then

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_Rainbows#Musical_influences

A+

YES

lol now u guys know what other pages i've vandalized :O

http://brad.pettifogging.com/d/3066-1/kaneclap.gif

that is for everyone. great job today. we can all go home early

lol i got to work at noon

in yr entry-level lamborghini

Cudos to radiohead for making listening to an album an EVENT again.
Cudos to radiohead for making listening to an album an EVENT again.
Cudos to radiohead for making listening to an album an EVENT again.
Cudos to radiohead for making listening to an album an EVENT again.
Cudos to radiohead for making listening to an album an EVENT again.

Cudos to BMG for making spending a penny an EVENT again.

Jarvik 7 cardio-ocarina

That is so awesome.

it has no beat

I should edit in something about a special analog guitar processor invented by "influential proto-ambient musician Jessamine Harbls" y/n

yes

cudos in yr culos

http://www.adamdawes.com/retrogaming/bbguide/images/round25.gif

i heard hot butter - popcorn on B101 yesterday

yah do it

why haven't i been reading this thread all day

dinosaur jr - green mind

ha yeah nostalga i rebought this like a year ago. great!

i just sold it yesterday. that and a japanese import (quest? i think?) that had a killer cover of hot burrito #2.

new remaster has that too!

http://cogsci.uwaterloo.ca/Biographies/dan.2005.jpg

"omg all this for just a penny? awes"

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/21566.jpg

that is basically a dog wearing a misfits t-shirt

i aint no goddamn pup of a bitch

===Controversy===

lolol @ applesauce vandalism

waht

lol dog is hueg

nick sylvester part, unless my prophecy came true

im still trippin on the Q&A in parade. i mean.. they arnt even questions that have answers!!!

where is Q and A

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disruptive

Ward3001, new internet hardman challengemaster.

just keep reverting the edits from multiple ip addresses

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If you vandalize Wikipedia again, as you did to Robert Jarvik, you will be blocked from editing. Also I will kick you in the box. Ward3001 21:12, 10 October 2007 (UTC) (revised)

This userpage has been vandalized 19 times.

what a fucking dick

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ward3001&diff=156388338&oldid=155702953

reading ward3001's profile, i think we need to send a dog over to find out if he is a replicant.

and pee on his userpage

Ward 3001

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One Man Found The Strength To Kick Back

Starring Dolph Lundgren and Topher Grace

en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Robert_Jarvik&action=edit&undoafter=163632084&undo=163650493

Q&A is on the first page of the mag. i'll start a highlight thread next sunday.

is it online?

doesnt look like it :(

I'm looking at their website now... is Q & A the actual name of the column?

http://www.parade.com/index.jsp

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Robert_Jarvik&oldid=163663878#Controversy

lolololol

bravo

Controversy

Several knowledgable sources have speculated that Jarvik's son, ward3001, may in fact be the stunted, mutant result of an unholy pseudo-sexual alliance...

This user does not understand the laughter surrounding him.

it is gone already lol - this fuckin guy

Messages

Please leave messages on Talk pages, not user pages. And I have no idea what you meant by your message. But please stop vandalizing Wikipeida pages. Ward3001 21:56, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

someone revert it so he violates 3RR

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WP:3RR

why you guys gotta go ruin some nerd's afternoon you never even met

This user cannot violate 3RR *bzzzzzt* cannot *skkkkrakkk*

poor dude is so inflamed right now
he is so hating on fancy-pants SoCal/NYC institutions

we just wanted to get the truth abt dr jarvik out there

invite him to nb

Maybe I can talk to him thru Marilyn

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Ward3001

Ward3001. A busy, busy man.

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Community_sanction_noticeboard&diff=prev&oldid=163592773

wow these wikipeople might be the most insane on the entire interent

"Commodore Sloat- Biophys"

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Robert_Jarvik&curid=364273&diff=163667596&oldid=163665632

bro move from HF!

invite him to nb

-- chaki, Wednesday, October 10, 2007 6:02 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yes! better yet, vandalize his user page with url to this very thread

I get nervous even direct linking from here

http://schefterblogz.blogspot.com/2007/10/wednesdays-hero.html

and for posterity

http://i24.tinypic.com/24ymrd4.jpg

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/67/Emolawn.jpg

This is the only warning you will receive for your disruptive edits.
If you vandalize Wikipedia again, as you did to User:Ward3001, you will be blocked from editing. Ward3001 22:35, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

wow waht a cock

ha that half an hour of peace mustve been his commute

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Jonathan_Williams&action=history

hahaha

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:Requests_for_page_protection&diff=prev&oldid=163674050

he's shook

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Robert_Jarvik&oldid=163674947

"Controversy" Section

Why does this section keep getting removed? Does it need better sourcing? —Preceding unsigned comment added by 134.69.235.227 (talk) 22:42, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

can we get some sourcing for the charge that jarvik's son is demonspawn?

this thread perhaps ;)

wow superhardman

You don't consider it vandalism to change something on a user's page without their consent, which you identify as vandalism, as you did here? Do it again and there will be a WP:AIV report. Ward3001 22:45, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WP:AIV

User-reported
J0nathan Willi4ms (talk · contribs · deleted contribs · logs · block user · block log) vandalism after final warning. Ward3001 22:53, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

final warning my ass

what are you doing with your life

u guys are so dorky

chaki what should i buy next on BMG

what is life for doing?

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/pics4/sonic-he-she-cosplay.jpg
CHAKI, RIGHT NOW ^

lol what other section of barnes and noble would he be in

self help

ask chaki

i am sitting next to a giant sonic figure actually

however i have never had the desire to edit anything on wikipedia ever.

haha

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaki

chaki, plz ask sonic to bring one of his restaurants to my state so I may supp on his 8000000 varieties of frozen ice. i will pay him many spinning rings.

I checked and he's truthful.

take it ask chaki

yeah this thread is in danger of losing focus

stuff i would get if i didnt have already that is available from bmg musics club:

Faces - A Nod Is As Good As A Wink...To A Blind Horse
Prince - Dirty Mind
DJ Shadow - Endtroducing (Deluxe Edition)
Weezer - Pinkerton
Talking Heads - 77
Ennio Morricone - Western Anthology
Stephen Stills - Stephen Stills (Remastered)
GZA/Genius - Liquid Swords
Old 97's - Satellite Rides
John Coltrane & Johnny Hartman - John Coltrane & Johnny Hartman (Remastered)
Kate Bush - The Dreaming
Ween - Chocolate and Cheese
Bee Gees - Idea (Expanded & Remastered 2 CD)
Joe Jackson - I'm the Man
Funkadelic - Hardcore Jollies (Remastered)
Neil Young - Zuma

Jimmy Cliff -
Anthology

ooh get this:
Townes Van Zandt -
High, Low And In Between

get all these:
Frank Zappa
Have I Offended Someone?
1997 Free

Sheik Yerbouti
1979 Free

Apostrophe( ') (Remastered)

aww man i was thinking of apostrophe the other day

i got ween chocolate and cheese from bmg musics club! i don't have it any more though. i also got david bowie "low" and ziggy stardust, the rykodisc versions with cool extra tracks, afghan whigs gentlemen, kristen hersh hips and makers..

first time i ordered from there in high school i got.. in utero, stone temple pilots first album whatever that was, and porno for pyros. my mom opened the package when it came in the mail and immediately made me send everything back!

damn theres tons of good shit. get the jerry garcia band stuff and this:
Gang Of Four
Entertainment! (Expanded & Remastered)

enter the wu-tang !

i have a friend who, having exhausted the names of his household's residents, registered his cat for columbia house in a fit of back catalogue greed. six months later his cat got a pre-approved credit card in the mail.

Weather Report
Forecast: Tomorrow
2006 Members Only

Black Market (Remastered)

my folks still get junk mail for "sasha re4d," which is the name of our dog that was signed up for BMG

good thing you googleproofed that!

is garcia band worth anything? im going to grateful dead night at this bar tonight (wanna come dar1a?)

she was a smart dog

unless your dog had a last name with a number in it, in which case, cool dog

xpost

garcia band is awesome!!

get this:

Jerry Garcia Band - After Midnight - Kean College 2/28/80

also get cats under the stars and garcia

heres some good comedy picks:

Lily Tomlin - The Best Of Lily Tomlin - The Millennium Collection
Richard Pryor - The Anthology (1968-1992)
Steve Martin - Let's Get Small
Sam Kinison - Live From Hell

my first wiki edit
only lasted 5 mins
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Ward3001&diff=163701442&oldid=163672973

06:05, 15 October 2007 24.63.216.122 (Talk) (21,941 bytes) (Removed an uncited faux-technical nonsense paragraph--vandalism, really--that has mysteriously escaped deletion until now.) (undo)

I'm on hotel wifi -- will revert!

oh ner ner ner I'm in a hotel it's a monday ner ner ner

hahaha

you should be able to sell used mp3s

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