seven second delay

andy is god.

i love the show i cant believe i got through.

ken is underrated!! best straight man since george finneman

xp i dont think ive heard that one, will look it up

oh wait i get it now

My friend G and I yelled out of a car window at Andy Breckman on Saturday.

I listened to like 6 episodes of this in a row driving to virginia a few months ago. It is grrreat

I handed out beers with Andy along Route 21 (?) on one classic episode.

we should all call in today

I don't usually get home in time. But then they don't often pick a topic til 6:20.

im going to call i will give you all a shout out

great, now that you've called.

haha awesome chaki. i may join you.

morbius, is that episode archived?

oh shit i forgot to listen. ill call next week i swear.

thats a good thing, my internet crapped out for a bit halfway thru then i got interrupted but the episode was a MAJOR TRAINWRECK, like the worst ive ever heard.

So if yesterday's is my first episode and I hate it, I should persevere?

yah

todays episode was awes.

omg are u serious???

caek try one of these:
http://www.wfmu.org/listen.ram?show=20695&archive=30643 http://www.wfmu.org/listen.ram?show=15932&archive=21722
http://www.wfmu.org/listen.ram?show=24552&archive=37753

if yr like me any show involving actual callers (ie, andy speaking to ppl who actually know what to expect from him) is anathema until youve fallen in love w/ him & ken, at which point they suddenly become great.

deez, I don't believe so, it's from maybe '98!

dude this ep was awesome
- we learned andy is making a graphic novel for dark horse (awes)!!!
- an artist calls in that is actually published in an amy sederis book! and shes totally nuts.
- everyones stories were awes and andy got to fuck with tons of people

I only heard the last 20 mins, so missed most of that

omg first 30 mins of this one: http://www.wfmu.org/listen.ram?show=11268&archive=13274

are chaki & morbius down for calling in tomorrow?

yah im on it

hahahahaahahahahahaaaa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwJin7DaICQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urwpHraKr5w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlaP27nD1UM

awesome

middle one is the real treat. andy has disowned a son.

tonight is a rerun (Andy is "on the Coast")

wow, Andy makes first public FMU-related appearance in awhile on the 13th:

http://www.mcnallyrobinsonnyc.com/2007/10/09/the-best-of-lcd-the-art-and-writing-of-wfmu

i thought he introduced a band at the free concert

do either of you guys know what the 'don mclean is a pathetic asshole' episode's called? i discovered it not more than a month ago & thought it was hysterical but i have no idea what the actual episode title is.

also dont remember if that show had any actual concept at all, other than andy & ken mocking mclean for the entire hour.

mclean is interviewed in the new book btw.

found it, its "the feud" - http://www.wfmu.org/listen.ram?show=11402&archive=13529

chaki, is it just Andy's McLean story and the response? and is the Richard Pryor one in there too?

http://www.wfmu.org/LCD/andy/americanpie.html

http://www.wfmu.org/LCD/20/pryor.html

Douglas Wolk - Second cousin to Bea Arthur, aka "Maude"

woah!

that was a decent show, Harry's bar mitzvah shd be even better.

I'm not quite devoted enough to watch Andy picketing at 30 Rock today.

New York Mag blog on Breckman-McLean:

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2007/10/annoy_don_mclean_win_200.html

oh man..how have i missed this thread...

you dudes know i shaved andy and gave both ken and andy reverse fades with the letters wfmu durring the marathon in 2006 right? also andy was made to drink (kenny goldmsith, the call screener, and prof. dum dum finished off the horrendous liquor that ken brought in during the prof's show) and had his head flushed in that episode...man..i never get to listen anymore..maybe ill call up an episode now.

in another classic i had called in when andy was late and kenny goldmsith filled in and the topic became the perennial, should we quit 7sd? my point was that they should learn from kenny and try and make the show even worse...also an episode very close to that where ken is out and maybe bronwyn filled in. the gag was people tried to read andy their family update xmas card letter without getting hung up on...i had just had surgery and damn that show hurt me.

we do need to coordinate a noise takeover some week...i have the call screeners business card somewhere...decent dude...lives here in greenpoint

I remember hearing the shaving, ben.

Besides the NJ road beer handouts, I watched a baseball playoff game (on the phone) with them for the full hour as K & A made dumb bets on every little thing. At one point, Andy said "I betcha Dr. Morbius lives alone."

i love these stories! we should def noize take over an episode but all the episodes have been children centric lately!

Rabbi Needed! Ken and Andy are searching for a Rabbi (or a Rabbinical student), a band and a caterer for this weeks episode of Seven Second Delay. All participants can literally phone it in for the radio Bar Mitzvah of Ken's son Harry this Wednesday at 6pm. If you can help, please contact Ken.

so they gave up on the stripper then?

they already had a radio stripper for Andy's bachelor party, old hat!

That "rabbi needed" mssg is off the homepage; I wonder...

Tonight is the Prince St FMU reading! I wonder if Andy will ask us all to show solidarity w/ the WGA by singing The Internationale?

i thought they were rviving it...i wasnt listening too close, i guess

anyway..you going tonight, doc? i might try and make it

yes, never pass up an opp'ty to watch Breckman 'interact' with fans.

well..how was it...i got waylayed

good... Andy laughing at his own McLean story cuz he hadn't read it in years.

(Ken read the Don McL rebuttal piecemeal)

oh no, no radio Bar Mitzvah tonight!

why?!@

ja, sez who?

oh, I keep forgetting Ken is on Wed morning. :( I almost asked if they'd decided on a replacement topic, haha.

Andy has "Jew Anxiety" so Radio Bar Mitzvah has been postponed, it seems.

wtf

im guna try to call today

xp

is that a diagnosis?

i think this is setting up nicely for us to bring the noize

the password is: sauce boss.

this is what I head on Ken's show this morning

what's password fer

amazing

i wonder how this will play..dialing in now..i can only get very so-so reception and only in my bedroom

morbius idea is its code for a shout out to the board & itll be funny to try to work it into any conversation. but i mean yeah we could just all go by our names here, with the sole exception of ME.

bb listen on the internet fool

i am...fool...

pwnjabi

ah, this sad lonely hippie gag will always be funny...

did anyone call and say sauce boss yet?

i am on phone w/ gf, will try :////////

lol i honestly cant get through. this is a first.

we would first have to come up with a definition of sauce boss...

i have no slang to offer

this guy is great

i cant call...grrr

alright im on it

im deferring the definition to chaki but ive got some ideas

im on hold

http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2006/07/25/416487/Sauce3_Boss_Bluegrass_72205_233.jpg

halp me !!

cmon guys im on hold lets riff out a def!

sauce boss:

bartender

you are ace.

nice chaki

got a dr morbs shout out in there

btw you can also hear me call the best show from two weeks ago talking shit about jimmy pardo about within the first 30 minutes of the show

what are they doing now?

haha, awesome, chaki

uh, xpost, but's awesome, too

wait i srsly thought that was morbius??? anyway where the fuck was everyone else???

i called in twice but was denied the first time & put on hold the second time (i believed disingenuously & hung up immediately). this was probably because i couldnt manage to say 'sauce boss' without giggling.

actually on second thought i kind of regret hanging up cuz call-screener guy got a laugh out of it the 2nd time, im not sure if he was actually willing to go for it or not

my description of the term: "ive only heard it used, im not sure what it really means, but i think its a uh, its a person who consumes alcohol, but he controls it, he's the boss of the sauce." my secondary answer was: paul newman

in support of ken. axe was utter horsepoop.

thx chaki ... I was on hold when the show ended. :( Was gonna use "blood diamonds!"

I honestly never knew there was a pronunciation for "pwned."

(seems Ken & Andy don't watch Chappelle, given "badonkadonk")

i still dont understand "blood diamonds"

im with you, bb

me neither, but I was outta Noise code

did uguys hear my call or what?

yah. but who was "pwned"

so is the bar mitzvah on?

also, recap of Slang show:

http://sevenseconddelay.blogspot.com/2007/11/losing-my-religion.html

i randomly listened to the slang show (first time hearing ssd) and was like "huh, that's weird that some dude used 'dr. morbius' in a sentence"

One of the funniest Seven Second Delays of the last few years, if not ever.

i didn't think it was all that hilarious though :(

once you're familiar with Ken and Andy's personalities and their unchanging relationship, it's funnier. I thought the wife-raping material at the top was the best moment of the slang show.

no bar mitzvah YET, alas

Julia was treated to wife raping jokes as her introduction to the show. Andy does not have a new swoony female fan.

are we callin today or what

i called and said "kucinich-esque"

whoa...actual comedy in that show

ive completely forgotten about this show the past couple weeks, listening to yesterdays now.

morbuis is otmx2; the slang episode was classic, & you do have to listen to a few shows to enjoy the ken/andy dynamic

im kind of blown away by yesterday...

did Jack win the election? I missed the results (I was the one w/ the Nixon slogan, "tanned rested & ready").

Andy had several LOL lines like "the plaudits of a grateful nation"

also re moon landings "that's why God made Wikipedia"

there may have been a record set for times andy said, "oh good lord" ... he had to restrain himself several times

"confers with his constituency" but that was ken i think...

chaki, you need to get out here for the marathon..and all nb staffed marathon show would be a fine idea..more wheel of fate.

no, doc, that andrew kid won...but clearly only because he "got outthe vote" within his familial support network...

even if the whole thing was just a gag, that kid should call in everyweek for a bit..give him a regular spot...hell, thats what the jokes from india could be for..

ill email ken now

in emailing ken i found some screengrabs from the webcam during andy's barbering

http://a434.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/97/l_87e22ee3e3b25e24c72b3d1c18c375e9.jpg

ok, i will listen to some more shows

bb, id love to come to the marathon. im such a fanboy.

classic: a contest over who is the best immigrant. Prize money: $15.

"you don't even let hippies in here"

I want Andy to be my weird uncle.

The slang show featured a good future premise mention: Andy guesses Who Is Gay

haha kenan andy's annoying niece calls in sometimes. she talks about going to jewish school and stuff.

and all nb staffed marathon show would be a fine idea

yes!!!

esp if it was the Soak Andy for Pledges edition

"thank you chalky"

lol

I missed entire show, what was?

secret santa..i only heard second half

had no idea about chalky's l u v for all things swayze

im in a band called Dalton

(I was the one w/ the Nixon slogan, "tanned rested & ready").

haha, i heard that shit

I have Red Dawn on DVD. What do I win?

Black Dog would be a better brag, tho. My movie collection is sorely deficient in the Swayze/Meat Loaf/Randy Travis department.

Chalky: All things Patrick Swayze, excepting Roadhouse and Dirty Dancing. Red Dawn, however, is on the table.

http://sevenseconddelay.blogspot.com/2007/12/gratuities-are-appreciated.html

awesome

the girl i have to get a gift for isn't on the list!

radio bar mitzvah today!!#!#!@#

canceled..again

boooo

bump for noise calls

i want to call in sometime but i don't think it's on the radio here :(

u listen right now at wfmu.org, n00b.

This is funny haha

i just called in and called out laurie for being rich.

sorry, chalky... wasnt home at showtime. listening to archive now.

whoa stoner calling in was hilarious... this woman "lynne" does sound an awful lot like lynne/trouble...

oh no! I'll have to hear this when I hit the Xmas trip computer...

im kind of amazed by this focus group

ha..i just heard chalky's call

okay, sweet. i have been getting the podcasts but maybe next week i can listen online. :>

anyone know if its a new show today?

dunno -- the FMU homepage never specifies reruns, does it?

i dont think so, but i figured ken mightve mentioned it on his show

i think it's new today, then re-reruns for a few weeks??

yay

bar mitzvah at last?

is this naked ken thing a long-standing gag?

i have nothing to call with today sorry guys :(

im waiting on someone...otherwise id come up with something

LOL'd at Andy's "deluxe vasectomy," all teh naked parent mentions, and especially Andy's 4-3 scoresheet after they took two questions.

I guess the kibosh was put on bar mitzvah.

i have the last 11 episodes burned to an mp3 cd for listening on our drive to and from n.c. this week

i've got a few lined up for flying to s.c. :>

i entirely enjoyed yesterday's show..dunno what the whole complaint is about

rape jokes A++++

also, the musk of the Monk writers' room, and "radiation" being the default gizmo answer.

"you call the foreign guy to come over" re: how septic tank works

big news everyone i won the fan of the year award from sevenseconddelay.blogspot.com this is very exciting!

omg, congrats dude.

i just listened to the "fan appreciation" re-run, that was awesome.

I'm almost uncertain whether to offer congrats or condolences, chaki!!!

Did anyone get anything that could be put up on next week's "bad gift exchange" show? I didn't, really.

do they keep these awards secret out of respect to the winners or something?? im seeing nothing on the website.

i just completed my interview should be up before the end of the year

and i won the http://sevenseconddelay.blogspot.com/ award. not chosen by ken or andy.

fergot it was wednesday...

you know, i hadnt noticed the gum until today either

Are you kidding? It's been a staple for years. I'm going to ask Ken at the p*rty if he plans to blandify Andy into Carson Daly.

Sadly, I got home 8 minutes before the end and didn't vote.

im sure ive noticed it....but never thought it was a big deal..

andy should chew gum while raping rupert murdoch's wife, obv

i hadn't noticed the gum before either

czech me out dudes:

http://sevenseconddelay.blogspot.com/

awesome

tonight should be good fun....

i met hank once, she seemed damned alright

missed it -- well?

last Sat night, Ken said there was a lot of "pro-gum" ballot stuffing.

so did andy chew gum this week?

"Scotcharoos!"

My favorite exchange ever (from the I Spy episode):

Andy: "My only gripe with the Ethicist is that one time, he date-raped my sister.
Ken: "Some ethicist."

More Laurie hate!

the marathon is early: 2/25-3/9? Which Wed shall we make Noise Volunteer Night?

Do they have the wheel the second week? And are they doing it this year?

wheel is usually week 2

i say we go for that

so do we host pre-marathon marathon to fly chalky out?

a flight too far

so we pencil in March 5, agreed? Volunteer email likely not going out for another 3-4 weeks.

Join Andy Breckman, Station Manager Ken, Bronwyn C. and Dave the Spazz at our next live reading from The WFMU Book, in Brooklyn TONIGHT (Tuesday), January 22nd. The reading takes place at 7 PM at Book Court, located at 163 Court Street in Brooklyn). Andy Breckman will debut his ventriloquism act, and in exchange, Station Manager Ken has agreed to provide a clog dancing demonstration. (Read more)

Dave the Spazz assembled The Best of LCD: The Art and Writing of WFMU, a comprehensive overview of WFMU's highly regarded LCD program guide, which features content from cultural underground superstars like Chris Ware, Amy Rigby, Daniel Clowes, and Gary Panter.

Copies of the book will be on sale at the event, or you can use this link to buy it online. Don't miss this chance to catch live readings and get signed copies from FMU hotshots like Andy Breckman, Ken Freedman, and Bronwyn C and Dave the Spazz, not to mention prizes, free swag, a clog dancing demonstration from Station Manager Ken and the debut public performance of Andy Breckman's ventriloquism act.

holy shit

so andy wasnt fucking with that guy about his ventriloquist dummy??

I missed, alas

only good part about working late: i'll be able to listen to seven second delay live for the first time. maybe i'll call in!

-- Jordan, Wednesday, January 23, 2008 7:00 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

That was some fun postmodern shit yesterday. Ken really likes doing Michael Savage. (and Andy doing Christian fundie sermonizing)

i tuned in few a few out-on-context minutes and it was very wtf.

btw, i was the dude who called in a few weeks ago to suggest john mcentire for a google hit match. :>

oh cool! I thought you totally won. They treated you wrong.

The best last night was when they tuned in FMU and just kept screaming the same shit over again.

Did you guys listen to the end of Ken's show yesterday? He called Andy, who then got in the shower and sang "Fly Me to the Moon".

i missed it!! shit! last episode was very entertaining.

http://wfmu.org/listen.ram?show=26182&starttime=2:56:11&endtime=3:01:19

i keep trying to listen to this show but i have a backlog of podcasts and never get around to it :(

7SD > music

ahh, i forgot about andy's promised appearance on ken's show and tuned out early

my podcasts are not music - all npr shows!

The best last night was when they tuned in FMU and just kept screaming the same shit over again.

so i listened to this on the way to work this am and got some weird looks from ppl when i got to this part!

"THINE OWN PODCAST"

MADE IN MY IMAGE

So is there gonna be noize volunteering on the 5th?

I have signed up for it!

Seven Second Delay/PRI: The Sound of Young America <<< i saw this start to download in itunes and thought something had gone horribly wrong with my podcasts.

Jesse T is a bud of mine and told me they were gonna be on, but I have no way to listen. :(

(til WNYC runs it, I guess)

it's a pretty good/funny interview.

it's online in a couple versions: http://www.maximumfun.org/blog/

wau, you've seen the 7SD marathon premium, right?

http://www.wfmu.org/marathon/premiums.php

wow...trainwreck!!!

Totally. I wuz robbed w/my foosball story :(

i cant believe the guy they cut off called back...and nick let them on

ok...since i dallied, im answering phones next wed. anybody else?

we blew it, man

i thought the kenless show was pretty funny.

was that the one w/ Kelly? missed it.

yeah..it was funny...its a pitty that the actual idea was good and worked, as their was all the rather amusing grab-ass for the 1st half

yeah, blew it morbs..and it was my idea too..or was it? in anycase, i am fearing being re-acquainted with andy on wed. last he saw me, i was shaving his damned face.

he won't remember, of course. (he's the model for Mr Burns' "Simpson, we meet at last")

yeah, he won't --unless hes reminded...

Andy Breckman got tased for the cause tonight, right? So that's something.

He bought an indulgence for $1000 and Ken got tased instead. Weak!

I always miss the torture show lately. :p So Soak Andy is next week?

wheres that quoted bit from? no soaking was last night

new record last night! man, i was on the 1st phone and barely heard a word...was the show funny (outside of watching andy squirm from the tazing racket?)

heres a shot of me being impatient before the soaking began (from 7sd blog)...btw: the blog people filmedlast night..ken was going to up it to either fmu blog, havent checked yet...

http://bp0.blogger.com/_4i65m95lVDw/R8Xv0Sm0hkI/AAAAAAAAAMU/2cpT_4YG19k/s1600-h/Photo+1.jpg

that was from ILM marathon thread ... so if they soaked Andy and tased Ken, what's left for NEXT week?

wheel of death..there was some talk last night, but i slipped off to avoid getting outed as the barber of montgomery street.

Can't wait for the waterboard next week.

strangely enough, they can't seem to find any vets that want to do it

http://sevenseconddelay.blogspot.com/2008/02/marathon-show-video.html

WATERBOARDING TONIGHT

we shall see

http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/directors/03/24/soldat02.jpg

THE BOARD IS HERE

good luck! top last week!

is there webcast?

lol im listening on delay but andy just said 'fuck' on air before being waterboarded dude is FREAKED. this is fucking awesome.

oh that was comedy

"can someone ride the button?"

morbs uncredited here:
http://sevenseconddelay.blogspot.com/

also andy looking shitless

no deeznuts, u must've misheard.

It was kinda creepy the way "the mob" (us) got into it... I gave Andy the thumbs-up when he was being led to his doom, which got an "Oh, great!"

I can only hope President-to-be McCain was listening and will put some actions behind his anti-torture words. God Bless America.

no podcast yet ;_;

may not happen...fcc issues and all.

from 7sd blog:

FYI: There's going to be a small delay before Ken will be able to post the archive of tonight's show. Blame torture.

when Ken got saddled with being a gofer at the Monk writers' meeting and asked if he could write an episode, I asked "Who couldn't"?

if anyone else needs a ssd fix, im listening to this lost classic now -

http://www.wfmu.org/listen.ram?show=16227&archive=22264

ken & andy stand on balcony outside of studio smoking cigars while conversationally shouting at callers telling stories of how their favorite pets died

why the hiatus, is Rat Race 2 in production or somethin

ha..

isnt ken out of town? otherwise theres not much real info, as far as ive heard

i checked the blog last night, implication was andy just didnt give a shit about coming in yesterday

so who is now facebook friends w/ andy? or ken?

do you really think Andy ever uses it?

no, but still funny.

Andy Breckman is going to his happy place. 1h ago

okay, who called in and talked about going to 77 boredrum?

i was there

but it wasnt me...i like kid, but he lives down the block from me, i wouldnt be braggin bout him.

that story sucked

and I rushed home for that trainwreck!

Andy introducing Sonic Youth wd be priceless.

i only heard 30 min but turned it off as it wwas distracting

id love an hour of andy and thurston

"Hey, how ya DOIN'? How's the AIR up THERE?"

"..."

the waterboarding video is up on facebook btw

also on youtube....

oh, poor Bob B.

soak Andy tonight!

Tonight (Wednesday July 16) is the "Soak Andy" episode of Seven Second Delay, as each member of the studio audience will cost Andy $4.23. Ken and Andy are inviting listeners to be part of Seven Second Delay's live studio audience every Wednesday night from 6-7pm. Want to watch the zingers flying live from our Jersey City studios? Email Ange at 7sdb✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧ to make arrangements. (Read more)
In addition to every in studio guest costing Andy $4.23 this Wednesday, every call will cost Andy ten cents and every comment made to the show's interactive playlist will cost him five cents.

who is going to make the studio-audience scene in future?

ssd has been pretty good lately, i loved the transcribed show.

tonight's premise is "Andy vs. Grandma Phyllis," which at least SOUNDS good.

the last 20 minutes was all I heard. Choice! Sequel next week.

<3 grandma phyllis. also... "cory from san francisco" called but did not really say too much.

did grandma threaten to kill him with sex?

who did you invest with last week?

yesterday's show was laff-a-minute! Andy shines when he gets to ruthlessly toy with people.

who will join me in audience in 2 weeks?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jdalton/sets/72157608281376142/

I'm going tomorrow, who else?

Join us for a very special SSD Variety show live from Maxwell's ("the home of the Andy Breckman") in Hoboken, NJ. Grandma Phyllis will be there to introduce our guests. On the lineup for this week's SSD Variety Show is...

Ira Kaplan, of the band YO LA TENGO
Rudy Delson, an AUTHOR
and one more special guest TBA

Wednesday, November 5, 2008, 6:00pm - 7:00pm
Maxwell's (http://www.maxwellsnj.com)
1039 Washington Street, Hoboken, NJ

RSVP, 7sdb✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧

log ail om

would, but i have class. i want to go to one of the live audience shows at some point - i hope they don't give up on them before january!

get there by 5;45 if you go.

lol musical choice by Ira Kaplan last week (read first if you havent heard):

http://www.wfmu.org/LCD/andy/americanpie.html

Andy's interviewing "style" is a wonder to behold in person.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jdalton/sets/72157608693443535/

yeah that was a good show

Seven Second Delay returns to broadcast live from Maxwells in Hoboken on Wednesday January 7th from 6-7pm. Admission is free, unless you count the damage to your soul that invariably comes after spending an hour with Ken and Andy. Joining them at Maxwells this week is comedy writer and producer Alan Zweibel, Professional Smart Aleck and Comedian Carla Ulbrich and pop craftsman R. Stevie Moore. Maxwells, is located at 1039 Washington Street in Hoboken.

(Alan Zweibel wrote a lot of Gilda Radner SNL sketches)

I liked him in the Spud Beer commercial.

fans: next 'variety show' from Maxwells is Feb 11, andf I hear it is also Ken's 5Oth b'day. Imagine what Andy may do!

http://wfmu.org/upcoming#7875

morbs, did you get the 7SD dvd? it's kind of amazing.

is it the murder mystery? i have that on VHS I think.

nah, it's this: http://sevenseconddelay.blogspot.com/2008/12/lot-like-christmas.html

oh, no. I was there for the waterboarding tho.

well, Ken's dad stole that show. "Burned into the wood!"

did you go to the roast?

oh, yesss. Ken's kids telling about the Sex Talk he gave them...!

i clearly blew it by choosing not to deal with rushing to hoboken last night

morbs, we need to coordinate better for this yrs marathon....i might do a full wed. shift 1st week. well maybe from 12-7....

yeah, i was thinkin bout Wed/Thurs, but I have a film screening I have to cut out for before 7SD.

ie, I might go back after work the 2d Wed.

hmmm, it might be worth doing...2nd week is usually fun. have to talk to herr g,

http://sevenseconddelay.blogspot.com/2009/03/post-from-andy-breckman.html

I think Andy recoiled more from the kiss than the tase.

BLACK JESUS

Ken's birthday roast:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jbm0/sets/72157614193614571/

worse than the Bee Gees' Sgt Pepper movie:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jdalton/3347347247/

live @UCB Theater on 26th St tnite!

"what about Wegman's?"

Seven Second Delay returns to the Upright Citizen's Brigade Theater next Wednesday, April 22nd from 6-7pm for another live show. Ken and Andy's special guests will be Andy's new favorite musician Moby, comedian Robert Smigel (the man behind Triumph The Comic Insult Dog) and composer/inventor Brian Dewan. Admission is five dollars, which includes a super secret door prize. The Upright Citizen's Brigade Theater is located at 307 West 26th Street in Manhattan, near the corner of 8th Avenue and 26th Street.

ERRATUM

Moby will not appear til May.

i was looking forward to moby and andy comparing scraggly beards

I told Ken today pretty much the same, cept I forgot to specify a "loved you in Moby Grape" line

picnic broadcast from Battery Park tonight!

terrible remote audio yesterday, but loved Andy teaching parrot to say "heil Hitler"

J0hn D enters the octagon! I bet there'll be no jam with the hosts after this one...

Seven Second Delay returns to the Upright Citizen's Brigade Comedy Theater in Manhattan for a live broadcast on Wednesday, December 2nd from 6-7pm. Ken and Andy's guests will include John Darnielle of The Mountain Goats, A.J. Jacobs, author of the Guinea Pig Diaries, and several cast members of the David Mamet play Oleanna. Additionally, Andy agreed as part of his 24 Hour Marathon stunt to do the entire show in his underwear and Ken has agreed to be legally drunk. The UCB Theater is located at 307 West 26th Street in Manhattan, near the corner of 8th Avenue. Admission is $5, but if you bring an extra pair of underwear, Andy may be shamed into reimbursing your admission.

Tony Shalhoub added to tonight's show with J0hn D. :o

wow, this show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pLcmitF0Qo

looking forward to this podcast

have tequila on hand.

I apoligishe Tony Schloob.

okay, i was just dying @ drunk-ass ken

you should've SEEN him. When Shalhoub tried to shake his hand on exit, Ken was totally oblivious to it.

This was totally amazing.

The Secret Santa show was good too - especially the "masturbation alley" bit

"If it's YELLOW, let it MELLOW!"

tonight: peanut butter underwear

Subject: THIS WEDNESDAY: STEVE GUTTENBERG + 5LB HULA HOOPING

Great news! Joining our guest list is Hollywood actor STEVE GUTTENBERG. He will be Live! In Person! Interviewed on the stage of the UCB Theater, and not over a ridiculous human phone chain!

You may know Guttenberg from such films as Cocoon, Three Men and a Baby, Police Academy (#'s 1, 2, 3 AND 4!), and Short Circuit. You may also know him from his naked Central Park jogs:

http://www.facebook.com/l/36550;www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmLdk57HWEo

PLUS...

Ken and Andy have a bet to resolve: if Ken can hula hoop with a 5lb hoop, Andy's promised to donate $500 to WFMU. Ken says this will be the easiest $500 he's ever made for the station (or, as Andy would allege, Ken's personal slush fund...) -- come see who wins.

.. will Ken break a hip on the 5lb hoop?
... will Andy's little daughter Molly steal the show with her hooping skillz?

Come find out!

morbs.....i think i will go to this....depends on what gets done tomorrow day...

i dunno

tonight's was maybe the best of the ones I've attended! even w/ Buck Henry's cancellation.

http://www.wfmu.org/playlists/shows/40373

really..i quit the archive once t Ortega popped up. i was planning on going but couldn't get out of the office in time. i guess i'll go and listen to the 2nd half.

roulette show was fun despite my talking to ken before the show and knowing full that he had drawn the dosed brownie. gary lucas was excellent.

was surprised not to see you for the piercing show, morbs...

great banter & riffing throughout last week's Rosh Hashanah show.

this week, Nate Silver at UCB; need to corner him and tell him to go back to baseball writing.

"My next family should be coming around soon."

http://vimeo.com/45045405

I thought the Funeral Song show was good.

Ken & Andy doing standup again in Jersey City tomw night!

the drunk ken show was brilliant.

shd i go to their Super Bowl hotel party?

if you missed last week's royal punking, check out Ken's Korner:

http://us1.campaign-archive2.com/?u=a2fea4b1d026124fe8c3d151b&id=90c6e90566&e=%5BUNIQID

Vamos a Aprender Espanol was great.

Honestly I know people love Best Show but this is my favorite FMU show. Can someone please bump when they are doing a live thing again bc I tend to not follow enough to find out.

I was on the schooner booze cruise last night (will be edited for broadcast, as many filthy jokes were told). 45 degrees with wind on Upper NY Bay turns out to be the ideal venue for Andy's ventriloquist act.