best poster out of these posters

Hoos.

i'm a fan of Heave Ho :D

i like some of those dudes but this isn't even really a contest.

i dig the good doctor. easily one of the nicest ilxor's i've met in person

where the fuck did that extra apostrophe come from

HH is great but Dom Passantino is a classic

Dom gets zinged for his own lazy, formulaic zings, but they're now an established and cherished part of the tapestry of ilx, and they're always on point. Dom P ftw, ban everyone else, RIP big men, heaven needed a bunch of also rans.

I like to think I stepped to the plate after the old Brit ILX "num num num O NOES" tweeness died out to bring a new flavour to the site.

Put Hen Fap on my back when you was in need of soldiers.

http://www.academiedesvinsanciens.org/uploads/DomP1975.jpgassantino

Dom's formulaic zings are better than 95% of posts!

voted: gr

dom turns out some of the funniest zingers, gags, and chuckleblasters on ILX.

blueski

EFIL4TTELDAR

nominations for poll 2? all girls?

blueski doesnt get my vote for being a dildo during the great admin log debates.

i still don't know what your criteria were for this poll?

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/b/b7/Itisacar.gif

true but don't forget marcellomaracas.jpg greatest zing of all time
xxpost

i love dom, and i am capn save a hoos, but heave ho is from fucking KARACHI

like, we have about 6 million posters from britain, and 98% of them suck, dom doesnt make up for that

meanwhile karachi has a 100% awesome rate

dom loses points for attempted and ultimately failed wikipedia narcissism

that should not be considered. he is being evaluated as an ILX poster here.

dom's recent indie girl mustache thread was pretty lol

i was repping passantino when yall thought tep was funny

post 1000 dewey cheatem attempts a month and a quarter of them are bound to be funny

and what: ground breaker

lol visionary

chuckleblasters

I AM NOSTALGIC 4 ETHAN TRIPE

ranked thusly:

T-1st

Heave Ho
Dom Passantino

2nd

HOOS

T-3rd

blueski
Dr. C
kv_nol
gabbneb

unranked--

ghost rider

who the fuck likes blueski

fuck that guyy

I'm trying to find that Dom post from the past few days where he says something like "we got Starry Sarah to stop talking baby-talk for two seconds" or something. I lol'd.

polling you bitches good and hard. sorry.

fuck
bang
bone
do
shag
hit
smash
tup (lol)
strump
hump
nob
bonk
boink
sex
bump (uglies)
knock (boots)

-- blueski, Friday, October 19, 2007 3:22 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

that makes me never want to have sex again.

true but don't forget marcellomaracas.jpg greatest zing of all time
xxpost

-- sanskrit, Friday, October 19, 2007 11:52 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

best:

Dom Passantino

bros:

Dr. C
Big HOOS
Heave Ho

hate/dont know:

kv_nol
blueski
ghost rider
gabbneb

Am I supposed to vote for my favorite mediocre chucklehead? I don't even know who half these people are, really.

just vote Big HOOS

you may know him as the steendriver

elmo, you're not required by law to vote in any ilx polls.

mercy vote for Dr. C over here for being old, british, hilariously admitting he misses kate masonic

i voted for Big HOOS without even reading the other names
sorry guise

perhaps i should have deliberated for a few minutes

lol i did the same even tho im campaigning for dommy p

don't apologize to us, apologize to your bro in karachi

I'm trying to find that Dom post from the past few days where he says something like "we got Starry Sarah to stop talking baby-talk for two seconds" or something. I lol'd.

-- Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:52 (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Woman is seriously one of the five worst ILX posters ever.

You've been around longer than that Dom

I disagree, Starry is a hilarious treat. I think noizers wd like her.

POLL

make the girl poll, chaki

u pressed for the tiara?

ok bell labs

:D

yellow card for posting that

not to mention the racist-mom-calling-her-own-son-"scrawny" tip

hi dere mom

it's working I might vote for him

i deleted the link, not cool bro

INFORMATION WANTS TO BE FREE

U R BRAKING THE INTERNEST

bell labs has admin and i don't?

he's a weetard

i actually think shes trying to make a misguided point that its a problem with society such that the statistics look like that? and not due to genetic reasons or whatever?

yes, mother.

luna

say.no more

that's because you cheat jon
xpost

I will INTERVIEW him, pref dark alley.

I will WORK THE TAPE RECORDER for this interview Laurel, it should weigh at least 5 lbs. and have v sharp corners on it.

never forget 10/19/07 the day noize became as dumb & serious as the rest of ilx

xxp Taking a nap.

lil junior kate st claires

Wait, does anyone we know not have a drinking problem?? Pshaw.

I have a drinking solution.

^^^^ welcome to ilx heaven!

ok you have a drink wow

http://www.ninjasecretsrevealed.com/Ninja-Secrets-Revealed.jpg

who dat ninja?

fake?

http://img.verycd.com/posts/0612/post-417227-1165791962.jpg

hahahah zing

poll 5 - I'll take Elboto over lauren or laurah or whatever her name is

poll 3 - jergins and gr80 the only ones i've really paid any attention to, and jergins has a better name and location

poll 2 - i don't got no serious problem with any of these people, tho i haven't paid much attention to the noobs. ai1sa apparently is rong on some threads, but i never read those, and i'll give her my vote cuz i think she likes outdoor stuff and it's the contrary thing to do.

poll 1...
Big Hoos - eliminated from contention due to bastardo'd navajo
Heave Ho - amusing. but on other boards. also, fake
Dom - ...
blueski - don't always agree with him but seems a nice enough sort
Dr. C - seems very pleasant. also, a doctor. never really noticed him much outside of wdyll tho.
gabbneb - by far the most interesting of these. kind of a dick?
ghost rider - ded
kv_nol - kv_who?

i can't very well vote for myself, so i think i'll take blueski over Dr C in a battle of contrari-ness

i will be resisting the urge to do a poll

-- gabbneb, Saturday, 20 October 2007 03:03 (17 hours ago) Link

Ahahah re poll 5: two strikes, douchebag.

crank dat roadrunner?

killfiled

whoa fair enough

what up jb

ilx is silent on crank dat except for teenpop dudes

i interviewed soulja boy tho - good dude, real boring

and my boss at work her son is the producer for crank squad

they did crank dat spiderman

no comment on that other shit

only good thread now is rolling snap

ok let's see this thread make sense NOW

ok, bye ilx!

who is best poster out of these posters

hey wtf is snap music? this is serious question. that thread provides no answers. i finally figured out what trap hop is last week.

Starry Sarah is ghost rider's mother? :s

is october 2007 the month of HELLA ILX DRAMA

the answer: DUH

Snap music is a subgenre of hip hop music that emerged from Atlanta, Georgia. The genre of music soon became popular and artists from other southern states began to emerge. Tracks commonly consist of only a hi-hat, bass, snapping, a main groove, and a vocal track. Invented for use at nightclubs, it is unusually languid for normal dance music, with a slow tempo. There is some debate over the true origin of Snap, with rap outfits Dem Franchize Boyz and D4L, as well as producer Mr. Collipark, claiming to be the creators. An example of a snap music song is Lil' Jon's "Snap Yo Fingers".

thx chaki

is october 2007 the month of HELLA ILX DRAMA

October claims two Black Mondays. and ILX seems to have a lot of people RIPing themselves this month.

+ the return of older ilxors

not older age-wise, just older b/c they been here longer than me.

there's only one october

^10/10

lol

snap is awesome

I rep for the Dr.

Oh yeah, this was a poll...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ouch :-/

WOW. RIDICULOUS.

Looks like a mandate to govern.

im not surprised by any of this results

lol gabbneb nobody likes youuuuuu

dom spends so much energy seeking nb approval it would have been sad if he didn't win

haha xpost

i can't believe so many people actually voted on this. fake?

we need Stet to look for multiple registrations from the same IP over the last few days.

u jealous

am i become so transparent?

bump for consistancy

lol i think there were more votes cast in this poll than any other poll in the history of nu-ilx

more than twice as many votes here: Radiohead - In Rainbows : What Are You Paying?

alex shipley, hyperbole police

vs. j0hn d, zing referee

i once tried to register 60 new accounts at once for stuff-the-box voting scripts. then i realized mods were vetting new users.

auto reg, mailinator email addresses, and usernames of voter1 through voter60 didn't really help the effort.

lol newb

haha voting scripts? u gay

mercy vote for Dr. C over here for being old, british, hilariously admitting he misses kate masonic

Old is preferable to being a weasel-faced, loudmouth runty twat. For what it's worth your ILX hard-man act is about as convincingly tough as a bag of marshmallows soaked in your own piss. Loser.

^^ not actually Dr. C

wait a bag of marshmallows soaked in your own piss would be tough, i think.

and it would be totally hardman if you gave those marshmellows out as halloween candy

Why does Tombot have a beef with Dr. C? (I don't know about Dr.C) Or maybe I shouldn't ask.

I did see the real Dr. C get pissed off once, when he asked about buying new pickups for his guitar and Colin M gave him some musicianly attitude.

Dr C was the one who said he didn't see anything wrong in leaving his young children unattended while he went out on the piss, right?

xxxp Unfortunately for that plan, marshmallows are water-soluble.

xp I beg your fucking pardon, Passatino?

Everyone with small kids has taken a risk that they shouldn't have done at least once, I know I have. Usually it's when you're hassled and busy, not when you're relaxing on holiday, but with 3 kids under 4 I guess they're never truly off-duty. I have tremendous sympathy for them, as I think most people do, and can't see the point in involving social services. I don't know the exact details of how far away they were from the kids when they were having dinner, but I can't honestly said that I wouldn't have done the same myself

Are you referring to this post? If so, please explain how this = "he didn't see anything wrong in leaving his young children unattended while he went out on the piss, right?"

Or preferably retract your comment and apologize.

what are you doing

best poster out of these posters

ah right

Dr.C is defending Dr. C. wtf.

Uh dude it would be kinda sad if he started critizing himself.
I think Dr C is awesome.

I keep reading mercy vote as the french word merci.

I know, let's have a fight about it on the noixe bored until bell labs bans everyone and/or Skot image-bombs it, whichever comes second. It'll be fun.