best posters out of these posters 2: some girls

i don't know who any of those are except miss misery (whiner) and beth parker (old.)

same

no estela no cred

i vote RR for not getting mad at me for telling her its probably a bad idea to move all the way across the world to OAKLAND of all places to be with a guy she's never met. (but i love him!!)

ABBOTT

also this is the second in a series of polls. we'll get to the other girls later.

abbott is hot and funny but kind of nuts.

abbott by a country mile, followed by beth and sara making the show. misery with a view of the field.

Gotta rep for the hometown.

beth parker i think
abbott is nice and v. cute but sometimes kinda depressing like This World Over: Sad reminicences you will share with your kid someday
the rest are nice, except ailsa is said people who don't use a topsheet are gross so fuck her

i think i bought a cd from beth parker for some chipotle coupons once

ps but once kitcat put me up for a night so she gets the total nod

estela does not belong on this thread, she would blow away any competition.

bell labs otm. any poll with estela in it is a foregone conclusion.

i think i bought a cd from beth parker for some chipotle coupons once

UH. WAHT?

should i just begin campaigning now for the inevitable 'ur favorite fag poster' poll

poll also needs nicole & horseshoe (xp lol)

I don't think she know who I am, but Nicole was amazing and is missed.

also this is the second in a series of polls. we'll get to the other girls later.

-- chaki, Friday, October 19, 2007 12:50 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

please keep the "POLL NEEDS ______" or "NO ____ NO CREDIBILITY" posts off my polls. they are tired.

xpost

chaki so progressive

http://mixtapeshow.net/wp-content/old/wucvr.rza.jpg

dirty ol beth

oh wait ol dirty beth

aw fuck it, I'll just say it. I can't stand ailsa. all the rest of these posters seem lovely. /bitch

I immediately regret that post.

i think i bought a cd from beth parker for some chipotle coupons once

wait wasn't that susan douglas?

nah alisa pisses off everyone

this is like ilx chuck or fuck

ailsa is a mr snrub-level RONGopedia but i cant remember which threads besides racist bottle opener

wait wasn't that susan douglas?

-- pretzel walrus, Friday, October 19, 2007 8:02 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

zeecr.xls

susan douglas was an asshole, if i recall

bjork can argue more logically than ailsa.

nicole just had a baby! there is a mini-nicole in the world now. :-)

surmounter

was susan douglas even a chick?

xpost aw that's awesome!

BUT THE DARKIE TOOTHPASTE ETC IS REMINISCENT OF OPPRESSION, I GET THAT, WHEREAS THIS IS JUST LAUGHING AT A BLOKE WITH BIG TEETH.

-- ailsa, Thursday, March 22, 2007 4:29 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Link

ugh ugh ugh. FLAMES ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE

she was jumping all over chaki on the heaven thread

bc she just argues out of insecurity, not conviction! ok, seriously, I'm done now.

Beth's paintings for the win, but only because Abbott never started her series of furry comics

KitCat

who the hell is this

nicole had a baby! wow!

wtf

sarah mclu5ky-ammerm@n

where is luna?

nicole had a baby! wow!

-- rrrobyn, Friday, October 19, 2007 4:17 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

wtf

-- roxymuzak, Friday, October 19, 2007 4:17 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

2 more good ones

rrrobyn has homefield advantage

rrrob and roxy are also too awesome for this poll. they belong in the estela poll.

no suzy no credibility

rrrob and roxy are also too awesome for this poll. they belong in the estela poll.

-- bell_labs, Friday, October 19, 2007 4:24 PM (13 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

^h^o^o^s

same 4 nicole + horseshoe

geeta somewhere in between

shocked that chaki resisted the urge to include Luna

I'm torn between abbott and beth parker but I've decided they're the same person 30 years apart so please to combine

kitcat is my wife and her name is sarah, i voted for her duh

btw parker abbott is an awesome name

abbott is a babe

^^

jpregs?

other grrrls poll will be so difficult

Arrrrgh these POLLS. How can I divvy up the Laurel love?? I want to be Beth Parker someday but SRC has the brain-powah for all time and Abbott thot her DMs would repel oily puddles, my heart contains multitudes.

Abbott, definitely.

ailsa, not just because i've met and liked her, then beth parker. don't really know of the rest.

;_;

thanks anyway, chaki. i feel privileged to be a candidate in the b-grade girl-posters poll. my campaigning in the fuk-poll brought me no glory so i think i'll accept my last place fate here :(

[yes yes poor me blah blah etc etc]

ps. i predict abbott by a landslide as she is by far the funniest.

Ok, Abbott's obviously gonna win so fear not, RR - I just voted for you! :-)

I vote enbb

ruby you got a vote here too

i don't really "get" abbott a lot of the time, so i'll go for the chick with the guitar

abbott is hot and funny but kind of nuts.

i know you probably meant that as a detriment but you know that "kind of nuts" addendum only acts as an amplifier to the first half of that sentence, right?

i mean, like, in spite of common sense?

anyway, i'm stoned.

jergins & chaki & enbb

i <3 you guyz x 10000

BACK OFF!

my favorite girl poster of all time is still maryann:

FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COUNTER The most boys I got having crushes on me was when I worked in a fastfood place and had to wear a name badge with an Indian name because I never got a proper one and I think boys thought I seemed exotic. No you will never escape from this place, boys, not that way at least! Boys who had crushes on me when I worked in a bookstore were far superior. In the fastfood place, it was always 'pretty eyes, pretty eyes', it became like this kind of meaningless wallpaper, direct approach, lots of drunks. In the bookshop it was doomed intellectuals, seriously devoted to you, fewer in number and greater in deformities. I mean my main two boys in the bookshop, I trusted them and still do; one of them was this boy who looked like he'd been to Steiner school and was overprotected, I say that because he'd read (interesting things) all day and sometimes his mother would come in, a gray-haired pre-hippy who'd obviously had him at an advanced age, and she was his only friend, but they had an actual friendship, albeit a child-crushing one. The other one was a gentle schizophrenic who'd been a minor poet in the 70s, but probably the only good one in this place, and wore cricket clothes. Fast food boys in a fast food place; but those bookshop hanging-out boys should have worked behind the counter themselves to find out that there's no difference between the handling of books and food to the cashier!

-- slop, Friday, January 25, 2002 8:00 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

oh yeah gurls in BOOKSHOPS, that's different. i was in love w/ a gurl in a bkshop & i stood there for hours reading shit & it ended up i actually got with her & everything! she'd come up & go can i help you? & shit...she told me later "I actually thought you were retarded or something".

-- duane, Friday, January 25, 2002 8:00 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

just because she works in a bookshop it doesn't mean she's as good as a book

-- slop, Sunday, January 27, 2002 8:00 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

beth parker is downstairs right now and she brought booze and salad and fancy cheese. so i pick her.

your avoidance of her at this very moment speaks volumes

Guys, I'm sad - no one loves me. Then again, I don't post nearly enough. boo.

You make a compelling argument, Skot.

was susan douglas even a chick

doubtful

don't sf people know her?

Senior editor Susan Douglas’ column “Back Talk” appears in each issue of In These Times. She writes frequently on gender issues, media criticism and national politics.

Douglas is the Catherine Neafie Kellogg Professor of Communication Studies at The University of Michigan and is also chair of the department. She is author of The Mommy Myth: The Idealization of Motherhood and How it Undermines Women (with Meredith Michaels, The Free Press, 2004); Listening In: Radio and the American Imagination (Times Books, 1999), which won the Hacker Prize in 2000 for the best popular book about technology and culture; Where The Girls Are: Growing Up Female with the Mass Media (Times Books, 1994; Penguin, 1995) and Inventing American Broadcasting, 1899-1922 (Johns Hopkins, 1987).

Where the Girls Are was widely praised, and was chosen as one of the top ten books of 1994 by National Public Radio, Entertainment Weekly and The McLaughlin Group.

Douglas lives in Ann Arbor, Michigan with her husband and daughter. She received her B.A. from Elmira College (Phi Beta Kappa) and her M.A. and PhD from Brown University. She has lectured at colleges and universities around the country, and written for The Nation, The Village Voice, Ms., the Washington Post and TV Guide, and was the media critic for The Progressive from 1992-1998.

Douglas has appeared on he “Today Show”, the “Oprah Winfrey Show,” “Working Woman,” CNBC’s “Equal Time”, NPR’s “Fresh Air,” “Weekend Edition,” “The Diane Rehm Show”, “Talk of the Nation,” and the message board ILXOR.com

of course I could be wrong, I feel like a fake these days too.

she's no anne strgtzner! i have no idea how to spell anne's name. i could look up old posts on i love books but i really don't want to.

but, yeah, susan, whoever she was, um, yeah. blah.

there was some thread where she claimed to have once been a model. which begs the question........

FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COUNTER The most boys I got having crushes on me was when I worked in a fastfood place and had to wear a name badge with an Indian name because I never got a proper one and I think boys thought I seemed exotic. No you will never escape from this place, boys, not that way at least! Boys who had crushes on me when I worked in a bookstore were far superior. In the fastfood place, it was always 'pretty eyes, pretty eyes', it became like this kind of meaningless wallpaper, direct approach, lots of drunks. In the bookshop it was doomed intellectuals, seriously devoted to you, fewer in number and greater in deformities. I mean my main two boys in the bookshop, I trusted them and still do; one of them was this boy who looked like he'd been to Steiner school and was overprotected, I say that because he'd read (interesting things) all day and sometimes his mother would come in, a gray-haired pre-hippy who'd obviously had him at an advanced age, and she was his only friend, but they had an actual friendship, albeit a child-crushing one. The other one was a gentle schizophrenic who'd been a minor poet in the 70s, but probably the only good one in this place, and wore cricket clothes. Fast food boys in a fast food place; but those bookshop hanging-out boys should have worked behind the counter themselves to find out that there's no difference between the handling of books and food to the cashier!

ts: doomed intellectuals vs most bookstore customers i.e. ppl pawing through the secret and laminated thomas kinkade bookmarks

xxxpost

remember when anne linked her novel-in-progress? after all her wild tirades about martin amis stealing her thunder etc it turned out to be this medieval hobbit-y fantasy crap. maybe she was a guy in disguise too.

i thought susan douglas was a momus sockpuppet for AGES

sorry to bring the level of this important poll down, but i vote ENBB 'cos she scores the most foxy points.

married though http://support.kayako.com/themes/client_default/icon_thumbsdown.gif

arent most of these chicks married/engaged?

arent most of these foxy chicks married/engaged?

that seems much less bitter and self-pitying a statement in type than in the whiny tones of my inner monologue

what i understand from a lot of single guys is that most foxy chicks are secretly lonely and sad because they indimidate dudes.

"why because she look indimidating"

nagel_print_with_tear.jpg

maryann is Duane Zarakov's sister or wife or what?

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/81500/81837TaCY_w.jpg

what i understand from a lot of single guys is that most foxy chicks are secretly lonely and sad because they indimidate dudes.

i've never had this problem because i'm not attracted to chicks that look like lawrence taylor.

indimidate?

^ wasn't that a show that only ran for 10 episodes on MTV in 1997?

1-2-3-4
intimidate

http://www.strat.ro/HowtoIntimidatePeople.htm

The best way to intimidate someone who doesn't know you from a hole in the wall is by being as mysterious as possible. Be impossible to read. Sure, not shaving, having a scowl on your face, and wearing a trench coat can help your look, but if you don't know how to carry yourself, whoever you are trying to intimidate won't know the difference between you and a Larry The Flasher.

How to Break Friends and Intimidate People.

Let's not kid ourselves over here. You look like a brute, you get instant "intimidation cred." It's that simple.
So if it's something you want to do, go to the gym and bulk up. Learn some martial arts. Knowing a guy had a black belt always made me pay attention.
In the meantime, wear lots of layers. Make yourself look solid. Don't wear baggy pants or finocchio tight shirts. You ain't scaring anybody, Ricky Martin.

wear tight pants and baggy shirts

wear tights instead of pants and bags for shirts.

http://www.mariachi4u.com/mariachi4u/registered_groups/USA/images/MariachiNuevoSonido.jpg

INTIMIDATING

best mariachi player out of these mariachis

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

you have posted that on the last five threads i have clicked

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

double 2nd place, kudos

http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/clapping.gif

does this mean i'm the 2nd best of the 2nd best?

that sounds pretty lame when put that way

;_;

get in line bitches i saw her first

SHE HAS A BF

Oh shit, I voted for Ruby Red! If I hadn't we'd have tied. I should have listened to my mom who told me in the 1st grade to always vote for myself. Oh well. Abbott rules!

if i hadn't voted for myself we would have tied! i'm so vain. i'm surprised i garnered more than 4 votes. noize boarders must fancy me ;)

SHE HAS A PROMISE RING

And THAT reminds me of a time in my life with me and my neighbor at age eight. We wanted to do some "blood brothers" type uniting ritual, but were too afraid to cut our hands. We decided we'd become "spit sisters," went to her bathroom and spat in dixie cups from the dispenser until they were full. She handed me hers, a viscous bubbly shot flecked with orange from the Cheetos she'd just eaten. Already nauseated, I swigged it down. It felt like a slug crawling down my throat, then back out the other way as I vomited, staring into the tiny mirror decorated with Snoopy dancing and cheering me on. Yeah, I can't eat cheesy snacks anymore.

-- Abbott, Friday, October 26, 2007 1:08 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

gross

srsly. i would want to read that or know that why???

i dont know but reposting it was unnecessary.

I was a kid, what can I say.

what's your stance on snoopy?

Nothing could ever, ever destroy my love of Snoopy.

<3

ps. I know I've said it before but the Meexor is just way too ridiculously fucking awesome. You found me a WINNAH.