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best poster out of these posters 4: the gay guys

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you love them, i love them, we all love: the gays

Poll Results

OptionVotes
drew daniel 20
elmo 14
dr morbius 12
jed 11
jesse 8
jaymc6
chris p 5
surmounter 2


― chaki, Friday, 19 October 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

sorry elmo u rule but my heart sez dr. morbius

― bell_labs, Friday, 19 October 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

elmo for me. his success at getting in shape is inspiring (lookin good bro!)

― chaki, Friday, 19 October 2007 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

drew daniel, for the herbert mix of california rhinoplasty

― and what, Friday, 19 October 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

gotta go with the hometown mo bro elmo

― Edward III, Friday, 19 October 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

morbius is like the Spielberg-loving grouchy gay uncle I never had

― milo z, Friday, 19 October 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

aw thanks chaki!

i predict dr. drew in a homo heartthrob landslide, tho.

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 19 October 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

No Lex?

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 19 October 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

sorry elmo u rule but my heart sez dr. morbius

-- bell_labs, Friday, 19 October 2007 20:33 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^this

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 19 October 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

any votes for jaymc must get a x0.5 bi-sexy modifier, fwiw

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 19 October 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

i threw him in there to make him feel special

― chaki, Friday, 19 October 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

elmo don't sell yourself short dude

― Edward III, Friday, 19 October 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

hey guys have i told you about my awesome boyfriend?

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 19 October 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

he is cute and has a magnificent beard.

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 19 October 2007 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

www.andrewsullivan.com ?

― and what, Friday, 19 October 2007 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

difficult decision, but i have to go with my old pal jed.

― lauren, Friday, 19 October 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e239/allocryptic/dunny_screen-1.jpg

:D :D :D squeee <3

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 19 October 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

he looks like jaymc

― Mr. Que, Friday, 19 October 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

no he doesn't, but thanks for playing

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 19 October 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

2x Que

― dan m, Friday, 19 October 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

u just say that cuz he gots curly hairs

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 19 October 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

he looks like jaymc

-- Mr. Que, Friday, October 19, 2007 9:00 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

LOL thirded

― 69, Friday, 19 October 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

looks like the counting crows guy (sorry)

― bnw, Friday, 19 October 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

BAN BNW

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 19 October 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e239/allocryptic/Photo153.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 19 October 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

is that hstencil?

― Mr. Que, Friday, 19 October 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

in the center i mean

― Mr. Que, Friday, 19 October 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

you mean next to jaymc?

xp dammit mark

― 69, Friday, 19 October 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

sorry

― Mr. Que, Friday, 19 October 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

why you mock swethaert? ;_;

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 19 October 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

aww jus playin bro! (i mean also i like jaymc)

― 69, Friday, 19 October 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i'm just foolin'

― Mr. Que, Friday, 19 October 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

oh i know -- he is just my dreamboat is all

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 19 October 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

the second picture looks more like King Leonidas than jaymc

― kenan, Friday, 19 October 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

elmo wins this for sure.

― John Justen, Friday, 19 October 2007 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

(nothing personal drew daniel, you were my second choice)

― John Justen, Friday, 19 October 2007 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

of late i have been enjoying elmo but jaymc tried to help get me a job

― deej, Friday, 19 October 2007 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

ftw bf is cuuuuuute.

― Laurel, Saturday, 20 October 2007 00:09 (nineteen years ago)

Morbs is my gay uncle who best on the ponies, though, you gots ta understand.

― Laurel, Saturday, 20 October 2007 00:10 (nineteen years ago)

i voted for me cos someone had to. my real favourite is chris p though.

― jed_, Saturday, 20 October 2007 00:33 (nineteen years ago)

oh lauren did, thanks L! xoxo

― jed_, Saturday, 20 October 2007 00:35 (nineteen years ago)

drew daniel is going to lap everyone on this thread

― sanskrit, Saturday, 20 October 2007 01:02 (nineteen years ago)

we should have a re-screening of the nomination process because of one missing candidate

― omar little, Saturday, 20 October 2007 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

yes, eric h. i'm a fan.

― jed_, Saturday, 20 October 2007 01:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/7434/183909145737599bd036tj.jpg

REDO THE BALLOT.

― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 20 October 2007 01:40 (nineteen years ago)

jed #1

― RJG, Saturday, 20 October 2007 01:43 (nineteen years ago)

jed it's OK, I got a sex change.

― Eric H., Saturday, 20 October 2007 02:17 (nineteen years ago)

chaki plz do a "london zingers" one

― gr8080, Saturday, 20 October 2007 04:17 (nineteen years ago)

also "south cunties"

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 20 October 2007 13:02 (nineteen years ago)

we should have a re-screening of the nomination process because of one missing candidate

-- omar little, Saturday, October 20, 2007 2:07 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Link

lolololol

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, 20 October 2007 13:35 (nineteen years ago)

A difficult decision, but jed.

― admrl, Saturday, 20 October 2007 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

drew daniel is going to lap everyone on this thread

bagsy first in line

― Frogman Henry, Saturday, 20 October 2007 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

i don't look anything like elmo's dude, get one pair of eyes mr. que.

― hstencil, Saturday, 20 October 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

i was f-f-f-f-f-f-foolin' sorry tho

― Mr. Que, Saturday, 20 October 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

all beards look alike

― hstencil, Saturday, 20 October 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think I post enough to be in the running, but gosh I'm flattered to be in the running.

Mostly I want to see a glamorous montage of all candidates doin' gay stuff as the soundtrack swells with a Big Gay Singalong to Hot Chocolate's acceptance anthem "Everyone's A Winner, Baby".

― Drew Daniel, Saturday, 20 October 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^love this man

― omar little, Saturday, 20 October 2007 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

kudos to all those nominated. you make me wish i were gay.

― chaki, Saturday, 20 October 2007 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not on the ballot either. Must be the title. :(

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Sunday, 21 October 2007 00:29 (nineteen years ago)

It's an honor just to have been nominated.

― Jesse, Monday, 22 October 2007 05:03 (nineteen years ago)

Does the winner get a sash?

― Jesse, Monday, 22 October 2007 05:04 (nineteen years ago)

Does the winner get to sashay?

― Jesse, Monday, 22 October 2007 05:04 (nineteen years ago)

Drew makes hot beats and all but he's never given me beer on the train, so I voted for Jesse.

― Jordan, Monday, 22 October 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

The last time I saw jaymc he said nothing gay. I did. Therefore, his membership has elapsed.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

I'm a little surprised to see him on there. But not that surprised. I've hung out with him at gay bars enough, and one time he pointed out a guy he had gone home with a few weeks back.

― Jesse, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

Why must ye ghettoize us? I'm about ready to stop being gay anyway.

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

what linds said :D

― sleep, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

I'm about ready to stop being gay anyway.

wait wut?

― bell_labs, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

I am 75 years old in gay years. It all just seems very academic at this point.

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.etcpublications.com/images/products/thegayacademic_a.jpg

― Laurel, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

Jesse gave me his salad spinner

― n/a, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

salad tossing device

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

I've had a homosex freeze for the last two months.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 22 October 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

best poster out of these posters: the asexual guys

― Eric H., Monday, 22 October 2007 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

Nick wanted to get his salad spun. If you catch my meaning.

― Jesse, Monday, 22 October 2007 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

If you don't, then I will tell you: he wanted to "dry his lettuce."

― Jesse, Monday, 22 October 2007 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

Using "centrifugal force".

― Jon Lewis, Monday, 22 October 2007 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

thanks for including me too, guys

― Stevie D, Monday, 22 October 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

wahh

― chaki, Monday, 22 October 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

if yer left out you probably can just chalk it up to not being on chaki's radar (analog)

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 22 October 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

tru. i have no idea who stevie d is.

― chaki, Monday, 22 October 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

I think gay noizeboarders are generally so "over" queerness as main-event-in-life that maybe they show up less on people's gaydar? Not that they are "butch" or "str8 acting" or whatever by any means but just kind of not bothered about it. So it wouldn't surprise me if people were left out simply cuz they don't carry on at infinite length about faggotry.

― Drew Daniel, Monday, 22 October 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

don't worry, gay's. we'll have a part two.

― chaki, Monday, 22 October 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

these polls are fun.

― bell_labs, Monday, 22 October 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

in any henhouse, it is important to establish a pecking order.

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 22 October 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

I'm surprised I appeared on the list.

― Jesse, Monday, 22 October 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

people suggested you. i actually have no idea who you are.

― chaki, Monday, 22 October 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

he's jesse

― Jordan, Monday, 22 October 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

yah i gathered that much. thanks though.

― chaki, Monday, 22 October 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

I think gay noizeboarders are generally so "over" queerness as main-event-in-life that maybe they show up less on people's gaydar

That's cuz we've never met!

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 22 October 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

I'm Jesse. I make lists of fags complete.

― Jesse, Monday, 22 October 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

elmo and drew are cool duders, but jed sends me unsolicited mp3s by email and is pretty hot

― jaxon, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 04:58 (nineteen years ago)

That makes me feel even better that he's a fan.

― Eric H., Tuesday, 23 October 2007 04:59 (nineteen years ago)

Huh. I knew some of the names on the poll but I didn't know they were gay.

― Jesse, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

i've met half the people on this list.

i know more queer noise dudes than straight noise chicks? huh.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

hai gaise

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

oh no you're gay too?

― chaki, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

tyrrany of the male gayze

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

some criminal omissions here

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:18 (nineteen years ago)

there will be a part two like i said 97 times. god.

― chaki, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

sorry

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:33 (nineteen years ago)

6 PM? What kind of BS is that?

― Jesse, Thursday, 25 October 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Thursday, 25 October 2007 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

these polls are v v popular

― chaki, Thursday, 25 October 2007 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

*blows kisses*

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 26 October 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

the talented celebrities always win!

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 26 October 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

drew daniel is going to lap everyone on this thread

-- sanskrit, Friday, October 19, 2007 9:02 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

called it.

ps we love all u gaise and this thread will be good for countering future accusations of nb homophobia.

― sanskrit, Saturday, 27 October 2007 00:12 (nineteen years ago)

whaoh, just saw this, just got back from London for the weekend, I'm really surprised personally, didn't see this one coming and feel all warm and fuzzy and honoured and such, though i still hew to my position that in fact EVERYONE'S A WINNER BABY THAT'S NO LIE (on a true noize note I saw the boredoms / gira show on the very day that, apparently, I received this unexpected but very flattering honour from the nb)

maybe now I should admit that this whole "gay" thing was a con in order to bilk people and get pc sympathy votes. Suckers!

― Drew Daniel, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 01:08 (nineteen years ago)

but but but all the other candidates are gay! its not like we elected a cripple for class president sheesh

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 03:11 (nineteen years ago)


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