final lolution

hahawesome

the HAWHAWHAWlolcaust

The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls rot in hell for eternity."

The lawyer thought for a moment. "What's the catch?" he asked.

People on I Love Everything Who Would Be Banned If The Mods Here Weren't Worthless

thank u

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/b/0/5/b0548562a75de9c32ff2328c6dd465ba.gif

zyklol b

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/chakisaki/slockward.jpg

i want a scott seward metal t-shirt.

paypal me $30

D:

s1ocki, imagine if Jay-Z had made a Beowulf album!

-- Dr Morbius, Thursday, November 8, 2007 9:45 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

beowulf bar mitzvah!

-- s1ocki, Thursday, November 8, 2007 4:50 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

30 secunds over tokylol

i told a friend to dress as Gem and the Holocausts for halloween

hollacaust

http://www.michaelanthony.us/celebrities/webimages/fred%20armisen/prince.jpg

johnny 5 with dildos lol
http://l.yimg.com/www.flickr.com/images/spaceball.gif

yeah but the underwear thing is more like an extreme, so that makes it different. it's not personal in the way some social stuff is, like serious matter

i've noticed she hardly talks about herself and lets me do most of the talking. only yesterday i got her to tell me what she'd do this weekend. and it wasn't that interesting haha

-- rizzx, Saturday, October 27, 2007 9:34 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

Wait till you tell her about your weekend: "Oh, Saturday afternoon I hung out with guys online, discussing your underwear on an internet message board.." lol

-- Bob Six, Saturday, October 27, 2007 9:46 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

http://l.yimg.com/www.flickr.com/images/spaceball.gif

keke spaceball.gif
i forget how to get around that, i think you have to look in the page source to get the real file path?

fuck it i just wanted to make you keke

^_________^

i wish spaceball.gif was this: http://richarddawkins.net/forum/images/avatars/gallery/Animation/308282946-thumb_spaceballs.gif

LOLrus and the carpenROFLer

Ok fine, a musical version of High Fidelity. But then shouldn't the music sound like Belle & Sebastian? Or Stevie Wonder? Or anything besides Tin Pan Alley one hundred times removed? Is the music of The 13th Floor Elevators or Smog forever incompatible with Broadway?

P. S. Hedwig was TPA in glam drag.

-- Kevin John Bozelka, Sunday, July 8, 2007 11:09 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N6oyBM_Mjs

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1xy6a_scary-masked-sheep-cglk_creation

Actually that's kind of cruel.

Maybe another hallmark of Mondeo Pop is that it doesn't break in America?

-- acrobat, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 13:49 (2 months ago) Link

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Del Amitri were big on the college circuit in the States, weren't they? Or at least circa "Roll To Me" they were.

-- Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 13:50 (2 months ago) Link

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if only we could find some american rock critic types who remember the mid '90s huh?

-- acrobat, Wednesday, 5 September 2007 13:52 (2 months ago) Link

I'm pretty sure in ILX's dark past the Young Knives would have received "phwoarrr, dirty dronerock boys sure get my clit-on" posts.

-- Dom Passantino, Friday, 9 November 2007 13:30 (22 minutes ago) Link

But then Blount stopped posting aaaaaaahhhh

-- Dom Passantino, Friday, 9 November 2007 13:31 (21 minutes ago) Link

dance style related to jumpstyle tttecktonik?
might be more of interest, for some, posted here, like youtube tecktonik ; what makes me lol most is the occasional :D pose

‘ll go on record and say that ANTICON as a crew has produced some of the most important people in that era of Hip-Hop, and they are also one of the most slept on crews in terms of the mass market.”—Jay Seagraves, publisher, Backpacker Magazine, as quoted by HipHopInfinity.com.

It is difficult to write an unwritten history. This is simply the reality of writing about 1998 rap music in 2006; the information is out there, but much of it exists as hearsay and unsubstantiated rumor. There is no Hipster’s Manual for the Anti-confirmative crew. What I know about ANTICON is … not much. I’m not from San Francisco, never been to Maine. What I do know is that somebody put a torrent up and I downloaded it by accident last night. So this piece won’t revolve around obscure Orphanage tour discs. But I do hope to provide both a brief primer for folks who are not familiar, and some context and perspective on one of the most significant—and underrated—groups in internet-Hip Hop history. If the history of the group is what you are interested in, Backpacker has already covered that ground in an extensive multi-part exploration of the crew and its origins.

In the late 1990s Internet hip-hop was at a creative peak. Sure, Hiphopsite.com had arrived from the west, laying the groundwork for the uncreative blueprint that would set the direction for trap music’s future, and Sandbox-automatic had established themselves as a notable underground retailer. But Hiphopinfinity was still the rap music Mecca, with talent popping out of every Swedish remix 12’’, rappers spitting from so many different directions, producers still mastering the electric guitar. A major cornerstone of Hiphopinfinity’s creative rap movement was the Anti-confirmative crew, known simply as ANTICON.

Today, having fun aside, the last thing a hardcore rap crew will cop to is “not conforming.” However, this was the internet in the late 1990s, and no group captured that time and place better than ANTICON; Atmosphere was one-of-a-kind, Galapagos4 were too dark and grittily underground, too focused in scope. Until the Def Jux era, the members of ANTICON were exemplars of quality rap music in message boarding’s late 90s to early 00’s creative explosion. The beats weren’t danceable, and the rappers sounded like Battlestar Galactica fans on LSD.

The crew was a loose conglomeration. There were many albums released by individual members with assists from the rest, yet only one released officially by the group as a whole, and it dropped well after most members’ creative prime. Although at one time all underground internet rappers, each artist would end up in very different places; for Dose One and Why?: sub-par indie rock for kids who think normal indie rock isn’t nerdy enough; for Alias: obscurity in the wider world but a renowned producer’s status in goth-hop. For Sage Francis: superstardom. And for Sole and Pedestrian, tragic commercial death.

Production
Sole, Alias, Odd Nodsam, Jel

These four were the key to the crew’s name; their “beats” defined the period.

Sole was a rapper and producer, and had been a frequent caller on public radio since he went to a Nixon memorial high school. In some ways he seems to exists as the central constellation around which the crew revolved. Sole had known Alias and Jel from his teenage years; they all began as hair metal guitarists in the late-1980s. By 1997, Sole had released his first LP, Music for the Advancement of Hiphop, along with his “posse” and close friends The Restiform Bodies. Production credits on the record went to the core of the Anticon sound: Alias and Jel both contributed, alongside Buck 65, who was still in the formative stages of establishing his own style. The Sebutones’ rep wouldn’t be solidified until 50/50 Where It Counts release the following year. (Although not a member of the crew, Buck 65 would produce tracks for Anticon members throughout his career.)

By this time the Anticon crew began to come together. Odd Nodsam didn’t meet the crew until after Music for the Advancement of Hiphop’s release; both were internet rappers—Sole was supplementing the meager paychecks he received from Jay Seagraves by waiting tables at Denny’s on the side—and at that point, the foundation for Anticon’s sound was established. Alias would go on to produce some of the best tracks in goth-hop history, from Odd Nosdam’s “the futurist robotic conception” to Why?’s “metaphysical forest and the attack of Republican elves.”

Internet-Rappers
Dose One, Why?, Pedestrian, Telephone Jim Jesus, Sage Francis

1998 was a major year for Sole in another way; it was the year he met a rapper named Dose One, who would arguably become the group’s definitive rapper. Dose One was an Ohio kid badgering Sole for his money back on a scratched Restiform Bodies cd he bought at concessions during Scribble Jam. Why? had battled Alias in that event’s semi finals, making him cry, and was an obvious choice for the crew. Sage Francis and Telephone Jim Jesus were later additions; comparative heavyweights (weighing in at 120 pounds each) who the wider world would know as solo artists. Pedestrian and Why?, associates of the duo Themselves, rounded out the group, although various internet rappers would make appearances on Anticon recordings from associates like Josh Martinez to established vets like Atmosphere’s Slug.

Rest in Peace?

For a late 90s group named for the rather “gangsta” habit of not fitting into society, Anticon were first and foremost nerds. And these were the early days of the internet, so an internet sensibility followed: off beat rapping and lyrical excursions about one’s feelings over tracks with no discernable sense of rhythm. In many ways, Anticon’s rappers defined internet rap in the late 90s better than anyone; while the group itself is almost a footnote, its members’ influence in the world of rap is broad.

On the whole, internet lyrically lyrical hip-hop has never sounded as simultaneously insular yet confounding, viral yet appropriative in its existence. Certainly, other groups have captured the web’s swiftly changing spirit, but no crew so thoroughly defined the ideals of this era like Anticon. They were on top of the world, but they retained the committed connection to their origins – the goal of maiming and distorting rap records. We discuss the fall of hardcore Hiphop, and reassess the significance of a history that ignores the Freestyle Fellowship, but it is vital that we appropriately reassess the internet’s own history as well. Yes, Company Flow were significant, one of the most important groups to ever record. And while hipster music criticism seems to have latched onto Def Jux, then Kanye West, finally on to Young Jeezy, the story seems distorted with Anticon’s minimal inclusion. In my mind, Anticon was the definitive internet rap crew, and they deserve a central role in its history.

Their most significant role, however, is in your speakers. Driving to my local Anime convention some years ago, nothing sounded more like the sights, smells and sounds of suburban hip-hop than Sole’s “Bottle of Humans,” blasting from my headphones. Soulless, white, confusing—Anticon were the Hiphop act I wasn’t ashamed to play in front of my girlfriend.

No…no really, I had a girlfriend!

Sources
Seagrave, Jay “Scribble Jam 1999 rap-up”, “Sole Interview”. Backpacker Magazine, 2000.

Note: This piece was part of an April Fool’s satire.

zing'd

"I spit fire with every word and could smack my wife's head off with my fist--but, hey, I take a bath every day. What's her problem?"
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/thedailymirror/images/2007/09/07/1957_0904_jane_palmer_2.jpg

http://www.backpacker.com/images/BP_header_05.jpg

holy crap @ "i could smack her head off with my fist"

oh man seagraves was the biggest anticon fanboy from the get go

that is an ohword parody piece clowning my halfassed stylus piece on ditc

i always heard the "eat a sandwich" bit as "penis terror"

-- ciderpress, Friday, 2 November 2007 20:41 (1 week ago) Link

i dont' think i ever caught their names, but maybe 6-7years ago when i first moved to SF and didn't know really what undie-backpacker rap was, i was in a bookstore and saw 2 dudes reading a music making magazing and started up a conversation with them. they told me they were part of Anticon. i'd only heard of what it was, but never listened to the music and said "oh, i heard that's backpacker stuff" and said some other stuff w/o knowing that i was dissing them. just thought it was a term. they got kinda pissy at me. :-/

Good!

Artist: El-P of Company Flow
Album: *
Song: Linda Trip
Typed by: flipma✧✧✧@a✧✧.c✧✧, iann✧✧✧@im✧✧✧.a✧✧.e✧✧

* this song appeared on HipHopJoints.com as a response
to Anticon rapper Sole but hasn't OFFICIALLY been released

El-P: "Straight up if it wasn't for cats like me
For real and I am not bullshittin
If it wasn't for cats like me you wouldn't be in the rec
in the door and I know that's true now knowwhatmsayin?
Because now you're really in some of it"

Sole: "Where's Len? I told Len that fuckin; I sai {slight pause}
Quote, that I said, I love Company Flow
I don't wanna be against you guys I-I-I quote
quote, unquote I said, I wanna be down - you know;
like I said I don't want beef with you guys
YouknowIamlikedude; like fuckin
this whole shit is bananas, y'know"

El-P: "Like you're gonna make it by dissing me
You know the record that got CoFlow scared, knowwhatmsayin??
It's like DO I SOUND SCARED??"

Sole: "No I don't think you sound very scared"

Some cats know us but this one don't
I oughta pierce this fuckin phallus through your rookie ass throat
Yo Duke, don't step to me until you're ripened fruit
I'm loopy from the invitations from funeral glue
Stone poems dissolve combatants via shards through 56k high speed
Still blitzed like relaxed I'll call geisha felatio deeds
like fertilizer bombs packed in air tower compartment docks
Sticky fuck revolution shot - send all complaints to Rupert Murdoch
I'll black out in the mug of suburbanites with little stinger's crew
You volunteer for the draft stupid--thats on you!!
On some upper middle class romantic notion
So the mortar scraps'll fly cry gates section 8 escape like Klinger do
The demented happy face bruised back for pussycrew packin
Rockin clam diggers with cut knees in Hepatitis puddles - no vaccine
Plus 99% are down but you still give respect for
Silently questionin your direction - like Amistad passenger section
Gilbert Grape against Magneto odds;
Ultimate Break 5 versus your needle pops;
Davey Jones versus Goliath;
I'm Ed Sullivan Beatles crowd response
I slowed it down - try to download this gig to formatted floppy disk
while heads bop like epileptics sucking my dick to some off-beat shit

Sole: "I l-l-l-l-l-l-love Company Flow"
::scratch:: "y-y-you faggot"

This spoiled brat little young saga got a mommy bought my sampler tapes
(Sole: "I wanna be down")
Make sure every one sheet snippet tape flyer sticker and t-shirt
got a representation of my name and face
I rock beats that Tina Yothers morning sickness without makeup ugly dusty
Fucked up four track dirty ass crack pirate radio readiness
Okay fella; I own my masters, lyrics, merchandise
mic, turntables, style psychosis pain and penis
Deranged cadence kills syllable UV needles
Makin gangsters in the crowd throw bottles at my people
We dip on life cycles few data crisp since
custom Jeep Dapper Dan era in 3 fat goose
swingin discs of Tron to disembowel your village elder
Fuckin sick isn't it? Bucket my piss while you're at it kiss the dog dick
Try to act monstrous but just a Beanie Baby after my profit
That don't do much for hip hop - that isn't respect it's cockfondlin
In eighty-nine we called it tip-doggin; but you ain't know that rookie
Don't ever try to front like you know me or my people
By the way Vordul did I bite?

Vordul: "yea right!!--thats fantasy lie snake trife"

Sole: "like fuckin - this whole shit is bananas"

You little lying muthafucka you know you kiss my ass
and then you try to ::scratch:: "change up the past"
Who fell into their own hari kari kit when they lied to themselves
Self abuse by selling lies self destructive
I am Captain Kirk, Spock and Lieutenant Uhura on the away team
You're Henson Lebowitz - the sacrificial lamb for the episode
You beamed to the wrong planet this time
wth a hot pink phaser and one line
before getting morphed to faggot dust for not knowing our status
Automatic and absolutely the poisonous shit-licking one cyber reject
New England rich boy soon to catch a Bay Area eject
Marionette pussy non-veteran
I got more friends than you where you live
(Menopause/ Men all pause) when I stop that flow of estrogen
You wanna be on the cutting edge--sliced up
Emotions knifed--life sucks
feeling dejected when frustration is misdirected in official election
Conjections on top of blaming misinformation textures
So inane--I cause colon blow pain
You have an obsession respect it
From now on you're immortalized playin yourself on my record
Congratu-fuckin-lations; isn't that what you wanted-- IDIOT!!
There's more than a little difference between yours and mines existence
This is my ride; and your not commadering it
The only thing advanced about your music
is that you need a computer to hear it
This year your independent,
last year you was on some keep it real shit, right?
The last year before that you discovered hip-hop
and you immediately became an internet genius
Fecetious pseudo-intellectualism can't contest wisdom
I feel like Selena; the president of my fan club trying to kill me
And you'se a bad ass?
Let's take a Linda Trip file since you wanted to play the game filthy
Bad enough that you lied about me; front like this isn't your voice
I'll be force to release the microcassette in it's entirety

Sole: "I mean, fuckin Len knows, I mean.. y'know I like your shit
You know it's not really like that y'know"

El-P: "I don't know that you like my shit
I haven't even heard your record
I have no idea what you think about me"

Sole: "I-I-I-I-I love Company Flow--I love Company Flow
I don't wanna be against you guys--I don't wanna be against you guys
I wanna be down--I-I-I-I-I wanna be down--I-I-I-I-I wanna be down

:: "I love Company Flow" -- Sole's voice stretched and echoed
so it sounds like he's sputtering and stuttering:::

This is one of those precious moments of ferocious paybacks
Closest to the perfect scenario you made a move but it backfired
Magnified by the fact that you tried to project a persona
of confrontation by subverting a crew who in fact you idolized
Next time your delusions of groupie lust and battle fame
Isolated website hip-hop coast Tiger Beat subscription addiction
Malignancy career impotency lies high school gossip power move
will simply get you beat the fuck up, LIAR!!
Spell my God Damn name right next time pussy
Feel the beauty of futulity served with arsenic cookies
and old lace, you tried to save facial; yo fuck that I fold space
You musta thought you was Canibus trying to eat my ass
How does the hole taste Timmy?
You don't even deserve this moment--do you?
You haven't paid enough dues to get a battle--PUPIL!!
Run along and do your little interviews with your fantasy life distortion
Next time you reveal your true self make sure that no one records it
YOU STUPID!!

Sole: "To be totally honest with you--I think your being cool, y'know
Like; I mean, taking in consideration everything--y'know"

El-P: "Yaknahmsayin my plan was especially to ignore you, but like,
now it's gettin very difficult to do that because you're makin too..
you're makin too big a deal, out of what you perceive as a diss to you;
when in reality like, I don't think your completely
positive that your totally correct on this one"

Sole: "Uh, I don't feel very correct right now; at this point
That's why I don't really have anything to say because it's like
well fuck, you know I made I made my El-P diss record already y'know?"

::scratching::::
damn thats a sucka---faggot----
Get played, out of position
---true feelings---
m-m-murder a rookie----
suck the dick kid and eat the dick cookie----
e-e-e-at the dick cookie

i oughta pierce this fuckin phallus through your rookie-ass throat

why is lol thread turning into 48 hour anticon diss thread?

-- and what

There should really be a thread or 1,000 on ILM where Ethan can talk about the fact that some people like different hip-hop than him.

isn't there

well Patrin used to be around to contain that to just his threads.

patrin was too humorless to be ethan's foil. i prefer ellis

no way, herbs who think they're "in on the joke" are way worse

u talking about yrself there?

http://sillyape.org/trash/get_ready_for_blastoff.jpg

get_ready_for_blastoff.jpg

i was setting up ethan for the easy zing there but i guess he's not around so you can have it.

consider it an early christmas gift.

ethan's new arch enemy is jordan s.

WTF that picture

wau @ restraint potty

BLASTOFF!

Yer getting the chair, kid.

it's not even a potty, his shorts are on. it's like a convert your toilet into a restraining device for evil children!

how do you get in it

someone needs to add hot rod tires and a trail of fire to that image

and draw horns on that evil fucker

I posted this on the ILE parenting thread and demanded an explanation.

i think i'd laugh more if i didn't think that kid had MS or something

http://tortuga.usebynet.com/PacalVotansTombLid.jpg

i think i would laugh more if he didnt look just like one of the kids killed in that west memphis triple homicide

i have decided that it is a potty because of the urine-redirecting peepee codpiece. DEDUCTION.

if that chair had a dorito dispenser, it would be perfect

yeah thats all it needs

???????

It does! You just don't want to eat them.

i would gladly sit there all day, no straps needed

makes sense to me

now we need to see the restraining device they used to give him that impeccable bowl-cut.

"now you too can toilet train your demonic hellspawn, just like the pros!"

http://www.popmatters.com/images/blogs/short_ends/Problem.jpg

ethan's new arch enemy is jordan s.

mood: sad

ethan blocked me on 3 separate aim accounts tonight i am very sad

-- Humphry, Wednesday, November 7, 2007 12:22 AM (2 days ago)

Where's Frogman Harry when you need him?

http://metropolis.co.jp/xmg/498/Thunderpants.jpg

There we go.

my coworker finds this hilar

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vTXQnt0qOv4

It's really more of an R-rated parrot

"how much do you spend on music?":

These days i can go months without spending a single tugrik, but by years end i'm sure i end up having spent more than ¼ million (again, in Mongolian Tugriks).

-- christoff, Friday, November 9, 2007 4:07 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.jamphat.com/rap/index_files/image026.jpg

can we have a moratorium on unfunny jpgs linked on boing boing that manage to misunderstand how both rap music and how graphs work

lmao it says 99 problems but the value for bitch is listed as zero!!!!!!!

ethan OTM, thats a really poorly-formulated venn diagram--"bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks" would mean that set "bitch" is made up ENTIRELY of subsets "hoes and tricks"--there should be no "leftover" bitches.

Dr. Dog wrote that song?

We need a better graph of bitches and their lack of shit-being.

¼ million

dear ethan,

i do not read boing boing, except very sporadically, and sometimes accidentally. i did not know until you posted that venn diagrams 'that manage to misunderstand how both rap music and how graphs work' were some sort of, err, thing.

i found it funny in passing, thought i'd post it, and did not think to consider the elegant, subtle, and refined (dare i say rapier?) comb you use to arbitrate what is and what is not worthy of my comedic appreciation.

sincerely,

remy

zing!

http://goddamn.lardpirates.com/archive/pictures/umad.gif

http://www.greetingsisland.com/images/Thoughts-and-wishes/lets-make-up.gif

aw

Shimmer Kids 1999 Tip Top Inn - Had my Ts C'd on and then got "hoovered" by a lamprey.

*whimpers*

-- gygax! (gygax!), Friday, March 4, 2005 7:44 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

i thought the 93 til infinity graph was pretty clever

er, not graph but yeah

what if someone made a rap graph that was also a lil wayne zing?

"under BOAC" = blue man group plays the music of santeria

-- moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 11 November 2007 03:14 (13 hours ago)

Where's that Venn diagram on a t-shirt of music you like, music I like, and music I used to like? Someone needs to get schooled in set theory.

http://www.dieselsweeties.com/shirts/elitism/

this one and fucking otm dude

lol liberal arts. I do kinda like that shirt though.

i've never seen anyone actually wear that shirt.

if i bought it, would it be bad because LOLMEME?

I think there is probably a place for that design on a .gif, but not on a shirt.

The world just isn't ready for witty shirts.

all funnier than that music venn diagram:
http://www.whatonearthcatalog.com/graphics/products/regular/AU2442.jpg
http://www.whatonearthcatalog.com/graphics/products/regular/AR2942.jpg
http://www.whatonearthcatalog.com/graphics/products/regular/AX9682.jpg

^^ todd goldman tribute thread

http://www.last.fm/user/nooredemption/

Was it really necessary to break this thread? If you don't want to listen to more In Rainbows chatter, don't read those threads, but please let those of us who are interested in these threads continue to enjoy them.

-- three handclaps, Saturday, 10 November 2007 19:24 (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

*three handclaps*

http://njguido.ytmnd.com/

This thread title sounds like kenan is anxiously awaiting Ridly Scott's transition into young womanhood.

-- HI DERE, Monday, November 12, 2007 12:31 PM

http://www.veoh.com/videos/v216766fhMXb9Br

??

is it playing?

Comedy banning goes awry on ILC

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2012/1994587893_820d39dfa9.jpg

http://solbjorg.com/images/GEIR%20Bottle%20&%20Box%20(straight%20on)%20(1).jpg

http://pixyland.org/peterpan/updatenews.html#046

The Power of Norway?

x-post

LOL

awww

LOL

http://pixyland.org/peterpan/Imagezz/dory/Peterpangang1.JPG
If you look close at her eyes, you can see that Dorothy is really embracing her inner fairy, and is flying very happily.

http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/

did u see this link in his sidebar:

http://peopleinolongertalkto.blogspot.com/

Staci. She sucked me dry while she was broke but still got a tattoo, pregnant (3rd time!!!), a digital camera, and went to Disney with her husband, kids and in-laws knowing full well that they were going to declare bankruptcy when they returned. Oh, did I mention she didn’t make a house payment for over a year yet kept her house cleaner! Psycho!! Just couldn’t keep swallowing the madness!!

courtesy impudent harlot on faggotry thread:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=e3VbSfQ3nAM

I say this every time I see the pixie dude, but "wtf pixie dude?"

I suppose it was inevitable that he would end up marrying his mom, but srsly wtf?

dude is like 50, she's probably younger than him

HE IS ETERNALLY YOUNG

(also she looks 65)

true.

lol: http://pixyland.org/peterpan/dorothy1.html

A Certain Fairy Arranged

A little meeting with...

A Certain BOI???

i spent most of friday night watching the wizard of oz with my mom.

she does not look 65, hi dere u need to have sexx with more senior citizens

she's got nice-ish legs but looks like she mightve had some substance abuse problems in her day (you think?)

probably less substance abuse than your average NYC contemporary.

i think she is actually probably in her 30s and just a little worse for the wear...

he knew strawberry shortcake was out of his league

http://www.foundmagazine.com/images/finds/full/papercantwin.jpg?=rss

she does not look 65, hi dere u need to have sexx with more senior citizens

NO

(Actually she reminds me of a girl I went to German Camp with high school, only the girl I knew was a big GnR freak as opposed to a fairy.)

strawberry shortcake was so fucking hot

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/0/0e/250px-Strawberry-ShortcakeLife-is-Delicious-Poster-C10314364.jpg

strawberry shortcake was so fucking hot
^^
RONG

ding dong deeznuts is rong

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/19622.jpg

for u, deezunts

http://lc.fdots.com/cc/lc/ab/abb6d6b947c2a679332e5e3e6c5ffbf5.gif

lol @ what deej posted

http://www.collarpurple.com/ARCHIVES/20040501/images/shortcake.jpg

DAMN

dont really get why it couldnt have been mint tulip

lol @ roxy

Dorothy has a lovely face

Who's that getting the business from SS?

ad3 langstr0m: all chicks on ilx are fat, even the skinny ones

i believe that is "rapsberry tart," sexyD

It says it's Plum Pudding right there, fules!

shit, thought it might be Blue Muffin

October 29, 2005 Halloween Bonus
'Strawberry Shortcake' 78 12:38

* In a very skimpy Strawberry Shortcake Outfit picking out pumpkins at a store
* Public Nudity at a Golf Course
* Rubbing whipped cream on private parts

NSFW image
http://www.ftvgirlalison.com/covers/00halloween.jpg

http://happycarpenter.blogs.com/the_happy_carpenter/images/renee_strawberry_shortcake_with_guitar_1.jpg

LOL @ "Rapsberry"

Copyright it now, Bell_Labs.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2017/1814220870_b5aedb62cc.jpg

http://www.x-entertainment.com/updates/pics/ballz/top.gif

For my B-day in November (I'm still 5!!!), she got me this beautiful
'Spring Blossom Fairy'.

This man is no Philippe!

when will the giant squids arrive on the surface to put us out of our misery

-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, November 14, 2007 1:23 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i cant figure out what the lol thread is so im just assuming this is it

Oh, this is a terrible list.

Never understood the love for: Dizzee (Fix Up is the only song I'd keep from there), Notwist (Neon Golden is such a fucking boring album), Radiohead (second shitty album in a row), YYY (good, but nothing I ever return to), My Morning Jacket (boring Neil Young), Warren Zevon (best work was years prior, totally a legacy vote), Pernice Brothers (ugh, I bought this after being fooled by a good track on an Uncut sampler where they covered New Order), Grandaddy (sonic oatmeal).

-- I eat cannibals, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 22:51 (Yesterday) Link

x-post

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYcrCdGcOnU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-Bjmy-CbWw

-- sanskrit, Tuesday, November 13, 2007 9:06 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo1RKP6i7o8&NR=1

why is that lightning/max headroom thing so fucking funny?

Banderas looks really weird in this. His half-smile at the end is strange and uncomfortable.

-- ledge, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 11:50 (2 hours ago) Link

He's thinking about how to vote.

-- onimo, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 11:57 (2 hours ago) Link

i don't think i even understand this but i'm still laughing.

did you guys ever see that creepy video of the guy dressed up like max headroom hacking into live tv feed in the 80s?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cycVTXtm0U0

awesome ^^

yeah ... article about it here, along with youtube link: http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=776

:D

is he some critic or just a shut-in?

-- omar little, Wednesday, November 14, 2007 7:25 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

"or"

-- Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, November 14, 2007 7:26 PM (34 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.foundmagazine.com/images/finds/full/papercantwin.jpg?=rss
-- deej, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 21:12 (Yesterday) Link

my sister had that on her desk last time i came home and now in her profile on facebook

http://guanabee.com/pacino.11.14.07.jpg

RIP

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22756398-401,00.html?from=mostpop

http://www.chickensluts.com/?cat=4

college japes.

Young Indiana Jones

Quirky Personal Mix Tape Rules

I like the initials of each track and artist to spell out the name and burial site of my last victim.

-- Noodle Vague, Friday, November 16, 2007 1:59 PM (3 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

http://bp3.blogger.com/_eqkC4iaC5QI/RzqUzdV6oqI/AAAAAAAAICg/6NLYhuTOC2U/s1600/renfair_2.jpg

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/777544/the_last_unicorn_das_letzte_einhorn

I'll never get 9/11 out of Izzo

-- gabbneb, Friday, November 16, 2007 9:30 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

what's the connection with 9/11?

-- Euler, Friday, November 16, 2007 9:30 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

what they did to the cold crush - never forget

-- Alex in Baltimore, Friday, November 16, 2007 9:33 PM

http://www.jamphat.com/rap/

a shit ton of those hip hop graphs so you guys can pour your hateorade on

ay blanchard otm

-- Dr Morbius, Friday, November 16, 2007 12:20 PM (9 hours ago)

even a broken clock...

-- James Redd and the Blecchs, Friday, November 16, 2007 7:30 PM (2 hours ago)

jay blanchard otm

-- Dr Morbius, Friday, November 16, 2007 12:20 PM (9 hours ago)

even a broken clock...

-- James Redd and the Blecchs, Friday, November 16, 2007 7:30 PM (2 hours ago)

some of them are great (my favorites are gun inventory and the "Can I Get A..." flowchart), there's just so many that are zzz or poorly executed.

(xpost re: rap graphs)

y/n?

"mic's"?
"Barcardy"???

tim f. unwittingly getting into a serious argument in the burial thread w/ pipecock.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KPWQgC7bAw

oh my sides

Dude has like 30 videos like that: http://www.youtube.com/user/BuddyGz

WTF x 1000: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZy_90qcdhk

yeah all that is kinda sub-crank yankers bullshit and not funny at all

the simple "am I on the air?" "yes" "fuck" somehow struck a chord, though

fffuck

yeah otmbot

http://pbfcomics.com/archive/PBF236-Lyles_Constant.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h-C_fFJTvI

Snoop Dogg has probably smoked more weed than anybody.

-- snoball, Sunday, 18 November 2007 15:03 (2 hours ago) Link

oh word

-- Wrinklepaws, Sunday, 18 November 2007 15:14 (2 hours ago) Link

hahahah

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc252/daydreamsteve/9db3812205f47a54b46a7534456a2f42_am.jpg

Vivaldi?

DOMINO'S OREO PIZZA?!

people buy PBR off the net?

maybe its a joke

The anatomy of a Alex in NYC thread:

(Insert flavor of the month pop star) (Insert an adverb that signifies violence) (Insert violent and/or degrading sexual act) (Insert canonized 1980s pop song/Famous underground ponk rock song)

Potential threads:

Fall Out Boy savagely molests the Damned's "Neat Neat Neat"

Why do I have to listen to Hilary Duff cruelly sodomize The Primitives "Crash"?

-- Cunga, Monday, 19 November 2007 07:17 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Truck balls

"Crash"??

It was not our intention to go home to watch [Silence of the Lambs]. We were just going to hang out (why we bothered trying to fool ourselves into thinking this didn't mean hooking up when we met at a bar and were kind of drunk, I don't know). He wanted to watch Star Wars and I made a Strong Objection, then there was talk of Lord of the Rings, and I felt my heart sink, but then he said SotL, and I was filled with joy. And cock.

-- Jesse, Monday, November 19, 2007 4:00 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

if u know any christians or youth ministers this should be pretty funny..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpUwgJMX0tQ&feature=related

I like the dude coming out of the toilet in slo-mo. Put a Kinks track over the top and it would be a Wes Anderson movie.

The guitar part that kicks in after that is the ESSENTIAL christian rock guitar sound....and then comes the dogpile of sexual frustrations...

Weird. Stylus awarded the U2 record a C, but Metacritic give it 60 points? How the hell does that work out? Shouldn't it have been 50 points at the most?

http://www.stylusmagazine.com/review.php?ID=2537

http://www.metacritic.com/music/artists/u2/howtodismantleanatomicbomb?q=u2

-- JN$OT

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

this is freaking me out!

-- chaki,

SEE THE OMEGA CODE

IT'S IN REVELATIONS, PEOPLE!

lolololol:

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colored hair?! hamburgers?! is this the coolest place ever?

^ where from

youth retreat youtube clip blastocyst posted

I kind of love the retreat clip! Everyone in it looks awesome and like they are having the best time ever.

we played a lot of truth or date at our overnight youth group things

did you choose truth or date?

har har. I usually chose dare because the dares involved boobs

wow, the only youth retreats I went to were of the Catholic variety, i.e. marathon sessions of rosary praying & adoration, punctuated by sermons on marian theology.

we watched the breakfast club and rode bikes

bastard.

secular camp: bullying, blowjobs

ha, we watched Breakfast Club on our Catholic youth retreat

easy but funny

do you guys get like an ebay digest of expensive record auctions??? I WANT TO SUBSCRIBE
-- 69, Monday, November 19, 2007 6:14 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I just always look at "iamthewitch" dude's auctions. anybody know who he is?
-- Stormy Davis, Monday, November 19, 2007 6:27 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

the witch
-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, November 19, 2007 6:33 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2220/1910393413_b18d7658e7_b.jpg

WEEEEEE

I have asked for a zip line to our mail room like seventeen times.

Because it's three floors down and across this giant atrium with balconies...and you could fall asleep waiting for the elevator.

mmmm.... giant atrium

me on way to work

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/148/428327726_16cf166d70.jpg?v=0 http://farm1.static.flickr.com/145/428327899_bf68cf1fe6.jpg?v=0

Maybe I should start the ATRIUM/ALCOVE facebook group

hmmm

NO

i should waste less time at work

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb146/tregaskin/weddinkaren.jpg

rdj?

attn amon:

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b99/weedian420/isoparty1sm.jpg

available now at ikea

hahahahalol

"undeniably compelling."

yep. youd think it wouldnt be seeing as it seems to be so easily available now, but it still is. i wonder if there will come a point when porn reaches saturation point and people start to internally revolt against it.

-- titchyschneiderMk2, Sunday, 18 November 2007 14:02 (2 days ago) Link

yeah at some point masturbation will have to lose it's 'cool' image.

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Sunday, 18 November 2007 14:20 (2 days ago) Link

Off topic, probably, but I just saw John Stagliano's Fashionistas the Show in Vegas and it was pretty amazingly great. The porno it's based on is the only one I own, but the live show was a real work of art, and sexy without even nudity.

I think porn's waiting for an even bigger crossover--a great porn actor who can also act, and directors who actually want actors to act--but it hasn't happened yet. (Though Belladonna could maybe learn some chops.) Still, the Vegas show was some kind of crossover: Into dance and Cirque territory, but really funny, too. And obvioiusly not on the national hipster radar at all...

-- Pete Scholtes, Tuesday, November 20, 2007 3:37 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Hipsters... insufferably unaware of the finer points of the Vegas porno-Cirque-dance crossover movement!

Semi-Retirement

In August, 2007 Belladonna decided to semi-retire from performing with other people over concerns of STD's, specifically herpes. She contracted herpes in 2002 and was concerned the disease had spread.[5][6][7] However, entries to her blog (located on her official site) since that time show that she has possibly reconsidered her choice to retire.[8]

http://www.fashionistastheshow.com/

"Magnificent"
"ahead of it's time"
"this is a giant step forward for Vegas...
the level of Dancing and choreography is unbelievable.
It is incredibly good. So classy & sexy"
- Robin Leach

"This show is among the most adventurous and exciting I have ever seen on the strip. Stagliano's view of stagecraft is muscular and aggressive?"
"Easily the Best Erotic show in Las Vegas. A cultural breakthrough"
- Richard Abowitz, LA Times

I dunno about sexy, but it sure is classy
http://www.fashionistastheshow.com/images/galleries/frontPagePromo/052.jpg

It's like a group of college acrobats decided to restage "Chicago".

if it's good enough for robin leach it's good enough for me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F7rbSqpmPc

we had the roasted squash side the other night--was DELICIOUS. and i am not normally "big on squash."

-- ian, Monday, November 19, 2007 8:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Imagine this post in a buddy cole voice ^

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, November 19, 2007 8:50 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9593sMgEXo

hahahaaa

way to go elizabeth in the control room

awesome

take it down.

ELIZABETH.

it's still up.

ELIZABETH?

kudos!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=mnUCbnuURVU

I have asked for a zip line to our mail room like seventeen times.

pneumatic tubes!

Maybe I should start the ATRIUM/ALCOVE facebook group

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, November 19, 2007 2:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

hmmm

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, November 19, 2007 2:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

YES to cause awkwardness

That video BLASTOCYST posted made me really want to be part of a youth group church retreat, except w/o the youth or the church

hmm, unfortunately I find it impossible to take a story called The Mist srsly as IN MY BRANE it just sounds like a comedy piistake of James Herbert's The Fog coz Mist < Fog like "the beast from the 3 inch puddle" or summat.

-- Grandpont Genie, Tuesday, September 25, 2007 5:31 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

too bad about your "BRANE"

-- s1ocki, Tuesday, September 25, 2007 9:12 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

how come nobody raised an eyebrow at kate's VAMPIRE FRIEND?

-- homosexual II, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 15:11 (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

There's a _lot_ to raise eyebrows at in this thread, shit got lost in the mix

-- Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 15:11 (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Yeah I'm out of eyebrows.

-- Laurel, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 15:13 (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

http://photos-929.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v148/200/110/12820929/n12820929_33034316_6271.jpg

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/8784/suicide4ml9.jpg

man ive already listened to this track like 10 times this morning i think its going to be a NOTORIOUS thanksgiving

-- max, Wednesday, November 21, 2007 1:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

notorious thugsgiving

-- deej, Wednesday, November 21, 2007 1:07 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

i hated 2 live crew when i was 8. why should i like spank rock now? (c/d) [Started by el-p, last updated 1 minute ago] 2 new answers

-- J0rdan S., Thursday, November 22, 2007 9:52 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Thank you for ruining this board for me. I won't be back, either, as I honestly don't believe that you will be able to leave us alone. Sorry to everyone, I've mostly enjoyed my time here, thanks to DG and to Tom for providing this forum. But I really have to go. Goodbye.

-- Kate the Saint, Friday, July 27, 2001

gershy = ghost of forums past

i feel like gershy has already won ilx and now is not just unlocking secret levels.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1773242/Is:7600

collegehumor

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Once I was playing hide and seek and I was hiding in the closet listening to Gangsta's Paradise on the walkman and they found me cause they could hear the music from outside.

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 25 November 2007 08:44 (4 hours ago) Link

So many stories that no one wants to hear associated with this song.

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 25 November 2007 08:44 (4 hours ago) Link

23:48:29 sindikat hey
23:48:30 sindikat yo
23:48:32 sindikat read me
23:48:33 sindikat ?????
23:49:04 sindikat answer me can you read me??????
23:49:14 sindikat i wanna tell you something
23:56:24 sindikat hey
23:56:30 sindikat do you read me
23:56:47 sindikat the thing what you are downloading from me now is my work
23:57:02 sindikat I am on those songz with my friend
23:57:12 sindikat i am from macedonia
00:01:46 sindikat you stupid
00:01:50 sindikat wanna fuck wit
00:01:50 sindikat me
00:02:18 sindikat YEEEEEEAH IT IS HARD YEEEEAHH
00:02:22 sindikat TAKE IT PUSSY

-- laxalt, Sunday, November 25, 2007 12:59 PM

a dickslap to the noggin of the turdburglar who left Frizzle Fry off this bitch even though he probably just played it the day before

-- da croupier, Sunday, November 25, 2007 8:52 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

alex and hoos, stop posting nonfunny things

da croupier is pretty awesome on that blender thread

nothing from ilm is funny

too bad about your "BRANE"

-- s1ocki

pretty classic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1QUrZ0ipao

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y52/MisterKrister/startrekmagsmaller.jpg

http://bagnewsnotes.typepad.com/bagnews/images/graffitti15.jpg

ahahaomg

ilx.jpg

http://bagnewsnotes.typepad.com/bagnews/2007/11/bush-and-mush.html that dude has great photo analysis on his blog

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbim_a9k8ag

add a rebel flag and you've got the Stone Mountain laser show

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH4lWMulZ34

hwaaaaaaaaaat

omg

wau

omg

wau

omwaug

wau

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a few minutes later she would be wishing she was dead when he was ramming his black c*ck in her tiny ass! lol

o_O

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Oh PebbleBreeze

Good questions, but have any indie or emo boys put out an album this year that's remotely as scrappy and scratchy and visceral as this one? That's not a rhetorical question, since there are hundreds (thousands?) of indie and emo albs these days, so the answer might well be yes. (As a matter of fact, the A.R.E. Weapons album is a good set of ragged electro gutterpunk, has a shot at my Top Ten, even though it's not up there w/ Britney's.

koganbot

where that frm jax0n

from the youtube remy just posted above it. the laundry ad

love the dance halfway in. and the fact that she's playing in the wrong key! milton would love ths one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wffwg7pA0t8

the laundry -- that -- omg

okay wau

that was on best week ever AND the soup last week. gawd.

FOR SHAME

i think my friend was at this game. seriously the grossest thing ever. a bunch of drunk ass europeeans.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPJ_7HKX9Fs

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Well that was a load o pish ! typical with EhBerdeen and them !

I is 13 forever

I am the secular pentecost / squeezing out the blue snake-- dmr, Friday, 23 November 2007 22:35 (5 days ago) Link

That's about pooping.-- Homework Undone, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 00:16 (19 minutes ago) Link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQPTsQADDZk

OMG HOORAY!!!!!! Thank you, Dan.

they baned me for pro-caliphate love speech and all i got is this UNBEARABLE LOVE FOR A.K.
http://schefterblogz.blogspot.com/2007/11/thats-right.html

jajajaja

xxpost

Tuomas trolling Aeon Flux:

Aeon Flux Poster

Im looking for a JO bud... with a twist... - m4m - 59
Reply to: pers-457918✧✧✧@craigsl✧✧✧.o✧✧
Date: 2007-10-23, 10:59PM CDT

59 yo retired male looking for a discreet bud to meet regularly for JO only. straight guys only no gay stuff. hairy a plus on stomach and chest but please be clean shaven down there. The twist is that I want a bud who can come live with me during storm season so we can go outside and JO during a tornado. My ultimate fantasy is to have us tied with leather belts to pipes like Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton at the end of the movie Twister and have our feet being sucked up into the vortex and while we are doing that we can JO (poss. handjob exchange) to climax into the vortex. Obviously this is impossible and dangerous to attempt so I would be Ok with just JO looking at a tornado. Lets meet up and find out if you are the regular JO bud I need for the job.

no reply without face + dick pics. are you man enough

http://images.craigslist.org/010107010202010300200710231edb25c6e64abfae9f000449.jpg http://images.craigslist.org/01020401160901041220071023d646cc561d6166b59f00f441.jpg

please please tell me that is not serious

lord, i just don't even know where to begin with that

mutual j/o tornado deathwish, hardwood floors +++

jabdshjhashjsashj

yraaagh

8=======D ~~~~~~ §

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! OMG.

OMG JW WINS

hahahha

wow

JUST CALL ME "YOUNG JIZZY" GUISE!

8=====D~~~~~☃

<3

countdown to the BEST ASCII DICKS POLL on ILE

ian johnson, C========8 or 8========D

amazing

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhmeNPo56wkvdyeJmmgnNXHK7BR.;_ylv=3?qid=20071128113104AASaBbN

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhmeNPo56wkvdyeJmmgnNXHK7BR.;_ylv=3?qid=20071128113104AASaBbN

fuck you

^^^tinyurl^^^

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
http://tinyurl.com/yvpduy

IS THIS TWITTER?

She just needs to be sexified.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071128113104AASaBbN

?

;_ylt=AhmeNPo56wkvdyeJmmgnNXHK7BR.;_ylv=3

?

http://i16.tinypic.com/7y4lzcg.gif

god bless that goddamn batman

awesome that is going to be stuck in my mind forever

just wait until college humor makes a video of it man

http://www.brandonbird.com/

http://www.ilxor.com:8090/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=141&threadid=662

you shoulda picked the thread when the jeff was in b.b.'s law and order art show

i havent seen that thread u_u

just got this email:

Dear Friend.

I am Mr. Rahim Bin Nasser I am 56 years old, a citizen and a merchant
In Qatar.I was born an orphan, I have no Father or mother, and I have no
Relatives. My wife dead 3 years ago of Cancer of the Breast With much
Stress and sufferings, she left our 6 year’s Old child all alone for me
to take care of not knowing that I have been Diagnosed with Cancer, which
Was discovered very late, due to my laxity In caring for my health.

It has defiled all forms of medicine; Right now I have only about a few
Months to live, according to my Medical Doctor. I have not particularly
Lived my Life so well, as I never really cared for myself but the Oil
Business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous; I only focused on my
Business As that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this
As I now Know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or
Make all the money in the world. I believe when Allah gives me a second
Chance and heal me I would live my life a different way from how I have
Lived it.

I have sowed a seed for my healing I have willed and given most of my
Properties and assets to my immediate and extended family members and as
Well as a few close friends. I want Allah to be merciful to me and
Accept my soul and so, I have decided to give arms to charity organizations
And give succor and comfort to the
Less privileged of the Tsunami and Hurricane Katrina Victims, as I want
This to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth so far, by
Distributing some of this money to some charity organizations.
Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this my self
Anymore, I once asked close friend of mine to use my funds in one of the
Saudi Bank with Trust and distribute the money to the charity homes in
My name in Bulgaria and Sudan. They cashed the money but kept it only
To themselves believing that My death is near. Hence I do not trust them
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Is there any artist under 30 who can make are that doesn't have to rely on pop culture references? Going to the Whitney biennial is like watching Family Guy.

*art

law & order is the new baby jesus & madonna

frank stallone is the new methuselah

Is there any artist under 30 who can make are that doesn't have to rely on pop culture references? Going to the Whitney biennial is like watching Family Guy.

THANK YOU! And the answer is yes...one of my friends is big into heavily technical (oil) painting. Wish I had some photos/scans to show :-(

you should start the whiney biennial

Is there any artist under 30 who can make are that doesn't have to rely on pop culture references? Going to the Whitney biennial is like watching Family Guy.

-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 29 November 2007 07:07 (7 hours ago) Link

major lols. too true.

although i stand by my original statement that uppers [nsfw: music] should be in the digital art section of next year's biennial.

man I had totally forgotten that all the art was still in big galleries
wake me up when world war II starts, guys

the whitney biennial is such a damn joke

hi derre i am a smelly butt
http://newyorkette.com/wp-content/momus6.jpg

xpost: yes, japanther was in it (tentative)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXOQ3l9Xngk

"the venus de milo ... she is a bit plump for me, but she had a few romans getting a bit hot under the collar round about the fourth century"

He calls her out twice for being fat. David Bailey is awes.

this guy is pretty awesome

http://www.youtube.com/user/AtheneWins
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBT8obZFhMg

i just got an apparently sourceless text message w. an included photo of somebody who is completely unknown to me. it is a bit hot!

i do not know how to get it off my phone, or i would post it here.

it is a 'cingular slideshow' text message with an embedded image. i cannot save the image to my phone, nor get bluetooth to recognize it. thots?

might be a bluetooth virus

Take a photo of it and post the photo

athene hehe...

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/page/news/47356-shia-labeouf-working-on-cage-biopic

"when I found out that Cage was white, it was incredible."

Not that I don't love Cage, but what the fuck planet does this guy live on?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/79/Planet_hollywood_disney.jpg/800px-Planet_hollywood_disney.jpg

I like Shia The Beef, though.

just thought that shit was funny

if you can fwd photo via txt i can up

XD

lol you turdz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ycB2_NcQxk

planet lollywod

AHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT

http://youtube.com/watch?v=N0PXuVc9Vgk

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I laughed my ass off, I like it when WONDER WOMAN swore!!!

xpost A+ for "pants trouble" guy!

is that sarah silverman doing wonderwoman's voice?

last night wifee heard a clip of Forever by the beach boys and kinda squeed and told me how much she loved that song, that she doesn't remember where she'd heard it, but it kinda makes her cry to listen to it.

then this morning we came up with this conclusion
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hv1fRVEa6y0

jaxon is this your wife:

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i love this epsiode i cried when he sang this song
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i love this episode i cried whe he sang this song on their wedding day

yes, and don't make fun of her, she'll shank you

The members of Ghost all have really nice hair!
-- Ian c=====8 (orion), Monday, September 27, 2004 8:58 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/8494/0000012ck.gif

milonakis.avi

Btw; Check out Amy Adams singing That's How You Know from Enchanted. I'll YSI it later today if you guys are interested.

-- Mordechai Shinefield

Nevermind. You can watch it here: http://youtube.com/watch?v=xRYU4cqUAUs

:)

-- Mordechai Shinefield

sigh.

Writing for Rolling Stone would've meant validation at age 22. The best man won, but the taste of defeat is still so bittersweet.
by Andrew Miller
Issue date: 4/5/07

One of my biggest, boldest, most perverse dreams - writing for Rolling Stone - seemed so within reach until Tuesday. After three months of waiting, I found out I'd lost to a foe (and Facebook friend) in the "I'm From Rolling Stone" contest, which ran in conjunction with MTV's reality series of the same name.

This all started the night before Spring semester commenced. I'd just returned from Puerto Vallarta, aching to re-establish a sense of normality after a week of tequila, seasickness and strange food. Lying in bed around 11 p.m., making my regular Internet rounds, I spotted a writing contest on rollingstone.com. The assignment was easy enough: Write 10 questions for an artist of your choosing in 300 words or less.

John Mayer was the first artist to come to mind, and shamefully, the artist I knew the most about without need for research. So 10 minutes and 10 questions later, I submitted my entry. I didn't think anything of it. Having almost forgotten about the contest entirely, I checked back that Saturday to find I was a weekly finalist. The following Wednesday, I found out I'd won the week's competition. My reward? A cheap electric guitar, a cheap mp3 player, but the priceless experience of my name plastered on rollingstone.com's home page in big, bold type. You couldn't miss it if you tried.

From there, things got crazy. The following day, John Mayer took the questions and posted his answers on his blog. (The same blog I've been reading now since - God, this is lame - my senior year of high school.) US Weekly took interest and posted a story about it on their Web site. So did People Magazine. The next day, I was a front-page story in the Mankato Free Press. It was an awkward position as the writer being the news. (I guess you can't really know how strange it feels unless you're someone who actually writes news. Complete role-reversal.)

My head left spinning, this was only the beginning of a grueling wait to see if I would be chosen among 10 weekly winners for a three-month writing gig with Rolling Stone. (Not to mention, the recipient of a new Apple MacBook, but that's minor in comparison.)

About a week later, when things started to calm down, I did an arbitrary Facebook search - you've done it, too! - to find the winner from week one. (I'd won week two.) I found him: Mordechai Shinefield, 22, newly married, a student at Yeshiva in New York City. We traded friendly messages over Facebooks, shared our disbelief, wished each other luck, lamented our inability to play guitar and expressed intolerance for all non-iPod mp3 players.

The night before the verdict, I knew it was between Mordechai and myself. Interest in the contest dropped off dramatically after the first few weeks and entrants became down right pathetic. Even as I waited all of seven hours Tuesday for an announcement - leaving me with a migraine - I began to suspect Mordechai was the lucky winner. After a few shots and beers at South Street, I conceded to the fact he deserved it. Sure, I meant all the pleasantries I had sent him leading up to the verdict, but dammit, writing for Rolling Stone is my dream, too.

So here's the thing: I had the chance to achieve a dream by way of a contest and I lost. It happens. But in a way, I'm relieved, because the dream remains and I'd rather earn it on my own merits and not by some promotional contest. To entertain a hope, have a dream be so damn close to reality, is one of the most pleasurable things in life. No matter how delusional it seems, I was able to experience this for three months straight. So how can I be mad I didn't win a chance to write for Rolling Stone?

Well, it is Rolling Stone.

Mordechai Sheffield is 22? I assumed he was, y'know, 47.

all of those guys who write like 'that' seem to be either college age music bloggers who strawman out their peers to seem more wise, or middle-aged ex-village voice freelancers.

expressed intolerance for all non-iPod mp3 players.

Radio Disney's dominance is skewing the "teenpop" center ever younger, which may leave a probing and restless brainiac like Ashlee out in the cold, faced with the choice of dumbing herself down for the adults or dumbing herself down for the kids, or simply fading out - though Aly & A.J. continue to probe restlessly and lucratively within the Disney confines.

kogan?

^^^

way too much restless probing going on there

I would say "buy a fucking thesaurus" but some people do not need their creepcabulary expanded.

mankato free press? was the dude from mankato?

every junior high and high school has that weird kid who never says a word and idealizes from afar those hot, popular chicks of mediocre-to-average intelligence. they eventually grow up into relatively stable adults. or they find a teenpop thread.

they eventually grow up into relatively stable adults All Thanks to Thom Yorke & The Radioheads!!!

every junior high and high school has that weird kid who never says a word and idealizes from afar those hot, popular chicks of mediocre-to-average intelligence. they eventually grow up into relatively stable adults. or they find a teenpop thread.

-- omar little, Thursday, December 6, 2007 4:05 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

did you write superbad?

yes. don't tell morbs.

mankato free press? was the dude from mankato?

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, December 6, 2007 8:53 PM (1 hour ago)

I would also like to know this thing.

But the women had another revenge to wreak on him. They moved round, smelling him like she-wolves. They were all seeking for some outrage, some savagery that would relieve them.

Mother Brulé's shrill voice was heard: "Cut him like a tomcat!"

"Yes, yes, after the cat! after the cat! He's done too much, the dirty beast!"

Mouquette was already unfastening and drawing off the trousers, while the Levaque woman raised the legs. And Mother Brulé with her dry old hands separated the naked thighs and seized this dead virility. She took hold of everything, tearing with an effort which bent her lean spine and made her long arms crack. The soft skin resisted; she had to try again, and at last carried away the fragment, a lump of hairy and bleeding flesh, which she brandished with a laugh of triumph.

"I've got it! I've got it!"

Shrill voices saluted with curses the abominable trophy.

"Ah! swine! you won't fill our daughters any more!"

"Yes! we've done with paying on your beastly body; we shan't any more have to offer a backside in return for a loaf."

"Here, I owe you six francs; would you like to settle it? I'm quite willing, if you can do it still!"

This joke shook them all with terrible gaiety. They showed each other the bleeding fragment as an evil beast from which each of them had suffered, and which they had at last crushed, and saw before them there, inert, in their power. They spat on it, they thrust out their jaws, saying over and over again, with furious bursts of contempt:

"He can do no more! he can do no more!--It's no longer a man that they'll put away in the earth. Go and rot then, good-for-nothing!"

Mother Brulé then planted the whole lump on the end of her stick, and holding it in the air, bore it about like a banner, rushing along the road, followed, helter-skelter, by the yelling troop of women. Drops of blood rained down, and that pitiful flesh hung like a waste piece of meat on a butcher's stall. Up above, at the window, Madame Maigrat still stood motionless; but beneath the last gleams of the setting sun, the confused flaws of the window-panes distorted her white face which looked as though it were laughing. Beaten and deceived at every hour, with shoulders bent from morning to night over a ledger, perhaps she was laughing, while the band of women rushed along with that evil beast, that crushed beast, at the end of the stick.

This frightful mutilation was accomplished in frozen horror. Neither Étienne nor Maheu nor the others had had time to interfere; they stood motionless before this gallop of furies. At the door of the Estaminet Tison a few heads were grouped--Rasseneur pale with disgust, Zacharie and Philoméne stupefied at what they had seen. The two old men, Bonnemort and Mouqe, were gravely shaking their heads. Only Jeanlin was making fun, pushing Bébert with his elbow, and forcing Lydie to look up. But the women were already coming back, turning round and passing beneath the manager's windows. Behind the blinds the ladies were stretching out their necks. They had not been able to observe the scene, which was hidden from them by the wall, and they could not distinguish well in the growing darkness.

"What is it they have at the end of that stick?" asked Cécile, who had grown bold enough to look out.

Lucie and Jeanne declared that it must be a rabbitskin.

"No, no," murmured Madame Hennebeau, "they must have been pillaging a pork butcher's, it seems to be a remnant of a pig."

Superbad has been mentioned too many times on this message board in the past few days...

o shit..

happy hanukkah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDwEnFhMVOU

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jmabel/470174589/in/photostream

Who was this Maigrat person and why was his depenistration so amusing?

my old 'hood

fhuk

uuuggh

bw Q and corcoran on what street?

just yknow curious

that's from germinal, right?

err, the gelding story –– not the nasty sex

remy i never got your email yesterday

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/3042/470211413a26cbaff37ht3.jpg

yes grasshoppers, gather around

where is that picture from! i was there for that. at matos's house.

i mostly talked to yeti mike all night outside in the rain where i could smoke in peace. despite having contributed to the village voice for 6+ years, i didn't introduce myself to xgau. i wouldn't have known what to say to him anyway. he's not my holy elder. and i didn't even introduce myself to greil marcus even though i knew he had written nice things about my marooned piece. i was tempted to though! but again, nothing really to say to the guy.

all those years i lived just a train-ride away and i never visited the voice offices either. i kinda regret that. i am a fan of the paper.

ah okay i found them on flickr

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/227/470174589_2256c84725.jpg?v=0

is that ragget?

yes!

who else would it be?

ted raggett, ned's evil clone

i dunno, he looks skinner than last time i saw him

skinnier, even

[ill-advised mike skinner/ned raggett photoshop]

Snatch the Nuggets from my hand, grasshopper.

man, if a bomb had hit the building that day...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/178/472112819_560780d060.jpg?v=0

life would be much as we now know it.

i see a raggett and a daddino and an xgau and a donut bitch.

i bet that room smells of sweat and vending machine snacks

daphne brooks! some guy! kandia crazy horse! some other guy!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/176/472112827_28999fe516.jpg?v=0

ned should feature on an episode of the simpsons

jane dark and jon caramanica getting their lounge on.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/226/472124207_a003dbd7cc.jpg?v=0

i bet that room smells of sweat and vending machine snacks

-- remy bean, Sunday, December 9, 2007 8:37 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lol, jane dark looks even douchier than his blog would have you believe!!

jane dark gives talks in my fiancee's department but i've never gone

http://www.mansuit.net/2f588e3a97b4fb65f691db12d0e915ae.gif

jane dark looks even douchier than his blog would have you believe

physically impossible? anyway his prissy facial expression is pretty funny

that looks like the worst college class ever

^^^^ OLD NEWS, PERVERT.

There's a lot of smug in those last two pics before the dinosaur.

I don't know those people, but I'm having to wipe my desk down because the smug oozed out of my computer monitor.

That crack-for-fuk deal went down two minutes away from my door!

I'd be smug too if I could figure out how to con people into paying me to write about records

I think you make more money

yeah but I have to spend 40 hours+ a week in a cold, noisy room with no windows, I can't eat at my desk, and if we want to listen to music at all we have to keep it down to just-barely-above-subliminal volume. Anyway I was joking, that's kind of like saying "if only I could figure out how to con people into letting me draw comic books for a living" or "if only I had stayed in the radio business" - work smarter not harder etc.

- a cold, noisy room with no windows BUILDS CHARACTER
- I can't eat at my desk WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO IN THAT COLD, NOISEY ROOM?
- if we want to listen to music at all we have to keep it down BUY HEADPHONES.
- "if only I had stayed in the radio business" HAHAHA, GOOD ONE!

can't wear headphones, we have to be ready to answer the hotline AT ANY MOMENT. IT COULD BE THE WHITE HOUSE.

DON'T HAVE THE VOLUME UP SO HIGH YOU CAN'T HEAR THE PHONE RINGING!

you'd think a white house phone though would have some flasheys and sirens and stuff, doesn't the whole room pulse when that phone rings

dudes I don't make the rules, I don't set the thermostat, I don't procure the equipment, I just work here, ok?

i can't listen to music at work either!

demand higher pay

i can't. i work for a non-profit

they would just laugh at me.

TOMBOT, a half-hour ago:

http://web.ncf.ca/ek867/banning.office.jpg

grim!

I get to listen to shitty guitar players playing terrible music all day. you guys are the lucky ones.

- a cold, noisy room with no windows MAC ENVIRONMENT

actually there are windows but they have permanent blinds covering them up.

lol I wish we ran OS X, sometimes.

tom's desk

http://www.samstoybox.com/toypics/KaBala2.jpg

^^^ WANT

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c9/Ka-bala.jpg

doom patrol 43 stylee

the remote viewers work in another room

tom t/f the pentagon is that shape to hold a trapped demon and your job is to do experiments on that demon

his job is just to observe him, and if the white house calls he has to update them on what it is doing

What if he goes duck hunting again?

tom can escape via the teleporter if shit goes bad
http://classicdoom.com/maps/d1pads/e1m8.gif

that's just what they tell tom, in truth there is no escape.

there is no hiding from the fifth-dimensional time beast

Neither still from pussie's dearthe,
Compar'd to but my weekendes worthe.

Yeesh, even "I'll pound your pussy like dough!" sounds more sensual!

-- Ian Riese-Moraine betta run and grab your clock! (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 11:57 (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

why did this guy have to go :(

-- Just got offed, Saturday, December 8, 2007 1:44 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

Maxwell's version is better. Plus can she sing in a man's voice too? Cuz Maxwell can sing in a woman's voice as well as a man's. Super-Talented=Maxwell>Kate Bush. But still good song, and im not from UK so it doesnt suit my fancy ne ways

The Arcade Fire - Neighborhood #1 (Tunnels)
Joanna Newsom - Only Skin
Radiohead - How To Disappear Completely
Sigur Ros - Untitled #8
Wilco - Spiders (Kidsmoke)

-- three handclaps, Monday, December 10, 2007 12:50 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

OH, HIS POSTS MAKE MORE SENSE NOW HUH.

omg M@tt where the hell did you find that

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff100/imagercc1/archive/page1/weatherpackage_700.jpg

fake! has to be at least...

omg M@tt where the hell did you find that

-- HI DERE, Tuesday, December 11, 2007 2:35 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

youtube comments for "this woman's work"...i guess maxwell did a version too

http://www.goodvibes.com/Item--i-1-2-AH-0207

Maxwell's version is AWFUL!

dave q's "friends space" lololol:

http://www.myspace.com/scrape100

well it made me laugh anyway.

not many people have dennis wilson and eyehategod in their top 8!

Maxwell's version is AWFUL!

-- HI DERE, Tuesday, December 11, 2007 5:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

rong

i love maxwell.

for real tho ascension is 1 of the best songs of all time

I like Maxwell tons but that doesn't mean I think he can do a credible cover of Kate Bush's "This Woman's Work"!

The downloading thread is bad for music. People need to see an entire album as an artistic statement, and not just pick single tracks.

The only positive thing is that people are at least less fixated on singles, able to see that there may be good tracks that aren't hit singles too. But generally, downloading is bad bad bad bad!

-- Geir Hongro, Wednesday, December 12, 2007 10:49 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

we had a butternut at home on the counter and every time i looked at it, i kept seeing this

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/2001/homersquashkc0.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z53sHa4IbuA

he sucks! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QGd13WwoQE&feature=related

HACKY REFERENCES TO TV THEME SONGS? OMG SIGN ME UP

Though referencing Saved By The Bell is so many leagues beyond hacky that there should be a new word for it.

watch it, i do a mean living single/in loving color/martin medley with synchronized dance steps

that guy does suck though

that guy is latebloomer right

he's a tad fatter than me.

also i couldn't remember the lyrics to a song to save my life.

^^ LOL, i went back and checked his youtube id before posting "he sucks", thinking it might possibly be latebloomer

also i would not be caught dead in an aquabats t-shirt

what the hell is wrong with the aquabats??

They have brought hours of entertainment to me and the other four-year-olds who watch Yo Gabba Gabba.

i left the down syndrome comment on that first movie and wifee told me to take it off or karma would come and bite me in the ass

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2007/12/12/vo.ri.dancing.cop.wpri

what the hell is wrong with the aquabats??

-- max, Thursday, 13 December 2007 03:46 (4 hours ago) Link

sorry bad high school memories

no just "what is wrong with the aquabats??" is funny enough

kind of like for IDM fags "what is wrong with dr. rockit??"

oh sweet christ that's nasty....

I have to admit I've found myself guilty of the charge of staring at a sweet booty. I am definitely an "ass man" [which is why I'm still in love with luna after the underwear thread :) ]

-- jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Saturday, April 2, 2005 12:49 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

that cop rules

haha. i totally randomly found these videos. so funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9D4yR6ozfA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm2DiVvJU7U

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wXzg0D-cKds

jay blanchard and luna were made for each other

yeah i hate those malcolm gladwell/david brooks "let's go to red lobster and analyize america via the clamwich" kinda books

-- Mr. Que, Friday, December 14, 2007 4:19 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

jay blanchard and luna were made for each other

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, December 14, 2007 3:55 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

him and 15 other dudes

made as in generated

take her, dudes

do you guys remember jay blanchards actual gf? she was a cosplay person. he had pics of her as chubby laura croft, chubby nightmare before xmas girl and stuff and others.

o my

I remember that! lolz

creepily lusting after fake girl vs making your real girl look fake

wau

"dress up like luna for me" :O

take her, dudes

-- am0n, Friday, December 14, 2007 9:48 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

post of the day

i really hated jay blanchard

HI DERE!!
This Is The Thread Where We Post Pictures Of Ourselves Drunk

you're him?

ILXors on Parade: In The Mainstream

nah, i don't drop the "s" bomb when someone calls me a fattey
xpost

not that anyone would call me fattey

you're really more pleasantly plump

"healthy"

husky

guys i need something for real

there's some extremely harsh shit on that "ilxors on parade" thread

"You better not tell them I'm really a lesbian!"
"Well, yeah, as long as you don't tell them I'm really gay."

brutal!

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x297/InvisiblexSeas/Mullet-NES.jpg

from "worst poster 2"

I tought Dee was nice. What does maxi pads have to do with anything?

-- Tuomas, Monday, December 17, 2007 3:57 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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see: "jazz hands" thread

-- moonship journey to baja, Monday, December 17, 2007 4:00 PM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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what does a douchebag have to do with anything?

-- moonship journey to baja, Monday, December 17, 2007 4:01 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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What douchebag?

-- Tuomas, Monday, December 17, 2007 4:02 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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omg

-- roxymuzak, Monday, December 17, 2007 4:02 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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no campaigning within 100 ft of polling place, sir

-- moonship journey to baja, Monday, December 17, 2007 4:07 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f111/EMILIALISH/l_2cb7576d9bfc49af265885fbcde62e9f.jpg

holy shit

http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/12/17/death.penalty/index.html

Ban LJ for his Pétain-esque collaboration with his own persecutors, repeating the failures of history and revisiting the offences done to him upon the yet more disadvantaged, not unlike like modern-day Israel (too political?)

and then ban Max R.

-- Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 22 October 2007 16:10 (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

that pic above was someone's response to my friend's myspace pic.

http://a909.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/96/l_7f54b819d093aa84f7247088df61be24.jpg

Jaxon, both those pics are totally awesome!

i am seriously trying to construct a believable situation in which the first picture would occur

chanukkah

even naked pops in the background?

that's the chanukkah miracle!

im so tired

photo of the year, pants down

i'd be really surprised if some of you williamsboarders didn't know my friend zack in the purple hat

lmao and wtf at that guy dropping drawers in the first photo

With all due respect, that shirtless boy with the guitar has been on the internets since like 1994.

he is a junior at stanford but he remembers to call his parents every sunday

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_03/wearin181207_468x348.jpg

That photo was staged.

^^^chaki

tuomas's TMI is nothing compared to the horror that was rumpypumper

-- moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, December 18, 2007 9:24 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

you must have one resilient cock

-- BLASTOCYST, Tuesday, December 18, 2007 9:46 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

http://a907.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/53/l_a1fa9e18c7463c445e38199d4cb82daa.jpg

that's a gay shirt. funnier pic here:

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c271/uglyredhill/1197448469806.gif

haha
rfi??

NFL

lawl

Three things happen in that gif, but i can't tell what the third is...

1. "Ow my balls!"
2. "Hey, fuck you"
3. ?

4. Profit.

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/8664/realsuicidegirlvs5.jpg

omg

bwahah

i lol'd

i didn't vote in this one. i didn't have the heart.

-- gff, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 5:21 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i don't think i voted in this one either

-- n/a, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 5:23 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

oh i voted

-- chaki, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 5:32 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Isn't some brave soul going to defend dog fighting as a vital aspect of inner city African-American culture?

-- dally, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 12:52 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8nfZORaYIPc

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/5422/screenaw9.gif

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2317/2087510370_56d5e92035_o.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2142/2118598661_0313db29de_o.jpg

old news, chaki!

:(

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320196148761

Drive Someone Insane with Postcards

Current bid: US $190.50

Description

You are bidding on a rare chance to traumatize a treasured friend or relative with baffling, mind-numbing, mystery correspondence from abroad.

Here is the arrangement:

I will be spending the Christmas holiday in Poland in a tiny village that has one church with no bell because angry Germans stole it. Aside from vodka, there is not a lot for me to do.

During the course of my holiday I will send three postcards to one person of your choosing.

These postcards will be rant-ravingly insane, yet they will be peppered with unmistakable personal details about the addressee. Details you will provide me.

The postcards will not be coherently signed, leaving your mark confused, guessing wildly, crying out in anguish.

"How do I know this person? And how does he know I had a ferret named Goliath?"

Your beloved friend or relative will try in vain to figure out who it is. Best of all, it can't possibly be you because you'll have the perfect alibi: you're not in Poland. You're home, wherever that is, doing whatever it is you do when not driving your friends loopy with international prankery.

Your target will rack their brains in the shower. At dinner. During long drives. At work. On the golf course.

"Who did I tell about the time I got fired by a note on my chair?" they'll ponder, "And where the hell is Szczeczinek?"

But wait, there's more.

To add to the sheer confusion and genuine discomfort, one missive will be on an original promotional postcard announcing the 1995 television premiere of Central Park West on CBS.

Another will be a postcard celebrating Atlanta's disastrous hosting of the 1996 summer Olympic games.

Your mark will be at a complete loss, desperate for answers, debating contacting people he or she hasn't talked to in years.

"I know this will sound weird," they'll say, "but by any chance were you in Eastern Europe ranting about cantaloupe... twelve years ago... right before some show with Mariel Hemingway debuted?"