how should Dr Morbius spend this Saturday night?

what is your age range, morbs?

Saturday, December 1
Animal Train Happening
Premier TRIXIE AND THE TREE TRUNKS at 10pm sharp
performance with five drum buddies, QUINTRON DJ sets along with house DJs Mr Jonathan Toubin of New York Night Train and Eric Z of Mighty Robot,
live performance by Golden Triangle,
go go dancing by The Marmaladies,
projections by Secret Project Robot, decor by Live with Animals...

adopt a cat

Do not do this:

Attend gay speed-dating event for men in his age range ($20)

then read book and listen to wfmu

elmo, c'mon! It's Jodie Foster's age range

Saturday, December 1
Animal Train Happening
Premier TRIXIE AND THE TREE TRUNKS at 10pm sharp
performance with five drum buddies, QUINTRON DJ sets along with house DJs Mr Jonathan Toubin of New York Night Train and Eric Z of Mighty Robot,
live performance by Golden Triangle,
go go dancing by The Marmaladies,
projections by Secret Project Robot, decor by Live with Animals...

too many cutesy animal and robot mentions for this to POSSIBLY be good

Drink bottle of Stoli Vanil alone ($25)

don't believe what they try to tell you morbs, Stoli is always the answer.

Pasolini's Pigpen
PORCILE is my favorite Pasolini film! Well, it was when I took a Pasolini course. It's not for everyone.

Watch DVDs at home til it's time to go to new-wave gay bar ($15-30)

bell labs its quintron and 5 drum buddies. YOU SOUND SNOTTY AND ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND.

i missed the quintron notice. go to that instead, he's awesome.

damn, it may not hit 40 degrees all weekend.

that show is at Glasslands, ie about 15 people will be able to see anything and it will last til 4am. Too exhausting.

the line for the bathroom has a nice view

dudez i know quintron invented indie puppet shows or something but i can't stomach that shit anymore

i dont think you know

http://www.signs-up.com/prod_images/Cougar_xing_thumb_640.jpg

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Robert-Barber/Winking-Cougar-Print-C10054490.jpeg

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, JON

http://www.switchmagazine.com/skateboard_pictures/quintron.jpg
COUGARTRONICS

I THINK HE IS CALLING CHAKI AN OLD WOMAN

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/american_pie_2/_group_photos/eddie_kaye_thomas25.jpg
"i know quintron invented indie puppet shows or something"

some combination of DVDs at home and drinking alone at home ($0.)

oh wait i guess the bottle itseeelllfff

Watch DVDs at home til it's time to go to new-wave gay bar ($15-30)

going to bed early

http://iamatvjunkie.typepad.com/i_am_a_tv_junkie_a_blog_f/images/scrubs_jd_perry.jpg

"Oh, I see you're calling Chaki an old woman; way to go newbie!"

so l,r: jon, tom

self pwn?

so I just ordered the alec empire vs merzbow live at cbgbs 1998 album
I am so happy that it finally exists because it is going to probably be the one and only live album ever released that I can say I was there for
empire wore silver face paint and I talked to him afterwards
most of ATR and merzbow's lady friend who "sings" were also in attendance
I moshed

I completely agree with Omar. When you're with a group of people who understand that the point of moshing is not to hurt everyone around you, it can be fantastic.

The problem, of course, is that the only the thing average person sees in a mosh pit is a bunch of strange-looking people running into each other at what looks like full speed, so when they join in they have the impression that swinging fists and brutal body-checking is What You're Supposed To Do. Grr. The last time I moshed was at a Mr. Bungle show in 1992. I hyper-extended my left elbow. Never done it since.

The most inappropriate mosh pit I've seen was also in 1992 an an 808 State concert. "In Yer Face" came on and the dance floor essentially erupted into a full-on riot. I was having fun pinballing off of various people until I turned to my left and saw someone being punched repeatedly in the face. No kitty, that's a BAD KITTY.

-- Dan Perry, Monday, June 11, 2001 8:00 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark

I agree with Otis, "Still Standing" sounds half finished and terrible and is nowhere near as good as any given Outkast album. GM's "Chain Swang" is probably my favorite song by either group, and Cee Lo might be the most charismatic rapper alive (I moshed with him at a Goodie Mob show years back while their band was riffing on "Iron Man"). I think Outkast makes better albums, and Goodie Mob made at least one better single, but isn't all that consistent. "Atliens" is the best album by either group, with either "Southernplaya..." or "Soul Food" second. I actually haven't heard much of "World Party" except for "Get Rich to This" and "Chain Swang".

-- Kris, Sunday, April 22, 2001 8:00 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark

read book + watch dvds + drink stoli alone

mr que on the money about the gay speed-dating thing. that actually gave me chills.

ATR???

http://www.2dk.net/urbanlenz/artists/img/ATR_top.jpg

i can't believe you nerds are all butthurt over QUINTRON

last great pit i was in 2 weeks ago while watching Annihilation Time. A+++ pit.

Mr. Quintron is an American musician and leader of the eponymous one-man-band, Mr. Quintron. He is a celebrated nightclub organist and inventor

not butthurt more lol'n at "these kids and their crazy animal names music"

let's just all of us old folks hang out together in philadelphia at some bar with an internet jukebox

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/d/1/5/d15235ab24c9a5c5f7b7de853be51a0a.gif

http://www.scrubs-tv.com/images/season5/big-bird-01-lg.jpg

OMG IT'S A PUPPETSHOW...BUT LIKE, ON ACID!

Tom, I'm hanging out at Pies and Thighs tonight which has an internet jukebox -- notable:

THE WHITE ROOM
SEADRUM
SUPER Æ
SOME NEUBAUTEN SEXYDANCER AND TRAVIS LIKE
SOME MELVINS THAT JON LEWIS LIKES

I don't like the puppet shows but I like Quintron's music

yeah but does it have generation star wars

Although "MAGICAL MINIATURE HORSES SHOW ME YOUR SECRET POWERS" was awesome

i dont like puppet shows but i like to leave the house while living in a major metropolitan area.

Maybe we shouldn't be mean to people with SAD who live below the poverty line?

you know we should not let that braff/ostrich face off go unappreciated

both alec empire and mr. quintron were born in berlin, but on opposite sides of the wall

leaving the house is overrated

thats cool but then like live in montana where its a million dollars cheaper to not leave your house

http://piesandthighs.com/images/menuboards2_02.jpg

i leave the house plenty. i just dont go out of my way to surround myself with cutesy crafsty bullshit when i do.

i never plan anything elaborate. the last three years i have just been generic woodland creature because it allows me to make my hair really messy and put leaves and twigs in it which feels awesome.

-- bell_labs, Monday, June 18, 2007 6:36 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Link

guys jon will only be happy if we all show up to the concert

http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Elliot-scrubs-72026_75_75.jpg

somebody should also bring a cake in the shape of a drum buddy

I had a "friend" in college who would dress up as bands she was going to see.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9b/WAP105.jpeg
???

leaving the house is overrated

-- El Tomboto, Thursday, November 29, 2007 7:22 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

true

quintron cutesy? dude, bellz, not hating but your music is like puffy amiyumi to mr quintron's morbid angel.

dude, puppet shows are cutesy

MUSIC

PUPPETS

what is morbid about underwater dance clubs?

tbh i really find miss pussycat to be the most irritating part

you hate women

anyone with half a brain hates women.

i hate shrill idiot women

two quintron threads in two weeks

most controversial band since no age

i hate women and listen to noage

I'm in love with JonBenet Ramsey

^^ yes, thread needs more attention

love this record

http://www.livefrommemphis.com/store/storeCat/CD00138

Hey Morbs, I'm going to crappy Bushwick bar with bad sound to see a garage band, wanna come? Or else there is soul night at Mag F.

Yeah, the record with the oblivs gets much more play around my house than any quintron solo record ever has.

the holy ghost GOT ME
the holy ghost GOT ME

Time Bomb High School is getting crazy play at my house right now.

you got to live the life you sing about in your songs

YAAAAAAOOOOOOOW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5qqVTa6imM

dr morbius should spend his saturday night listening to the oblivians.

that band doesnt seem to have much of a live dynamic

really? i don't know, they were smashingly good live i think. that version of that song is a little fast but they could kill it.

I'm not listening to you, Chaki, you like Children of Bodom. Damn, that reminds me I should have introduced you to my brother months ago. Now he's moving soon, away from Ventura. But he loves that shit.

im not that big of a fan!

this is the worst thread on noize since bummerz was locked

this thread is teh suck but it's not morbie's fault :(

i think i am moore of a fun-hating crank than HE is, sometimes

children of bodum have nice thirts

otherwise, max is right

I voted for the one with new-wave in it

ugh, i think we've seen enough "subversive" / "irreverent" puppet bullshit to write off that whole performance genre altogether. wau puppets have sex????!! also, cartoons that have swearing and drug references!!! zomg infantilism squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

like omg have you guys seen avenue Q??? it's like... sesame street... ON ACID ghaulghaulhgaulghaulghulaghlu

WAIT U HAVE ACID?

i have to say i agree with max + bell labs, but thats because i have no idea what anyone else is talking about

noizuomas

i love puppets. these were my fave as a kid: http://youtube.com/watch?v=4kfty-TZ1uk

the only reason this thread sucks is because El Tomboto had to cover a conference call to listen to folks complain about how vague our latest notification was

and I'm the most fun-hating crank on this whole board

your latest notification was pretty vague tho

i have nothing wrong with puppets qua puppets

i mean

wait

do i have acid??

oh my, turned into fuckin' Quintron thread while I was at lunch. (That it's puppet stuff beloved by stoners is enuf to keep me away)

some combination of DVDs at home and drinking alone at home ($0.)

-- ian, Thursday, November 29, 2007 7:05 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Surprise from Mr Homebody! Let's have drink or something b4/after Michael Hurley?

I think "Pigpen" has to be part of Sat, it's only creening of it I can make. Laurel, when/how much is crap bar band?

wait are PUPPETS ABOUT TO ATTACK THE US?????

max I know it was but nobody calls up the CDC and says "hey this report on the flu, I mean, we see lots of people coughing and sneezing all the time, how worried should we really be?"

im not sayin, im just sayin

and guys I can't really speak to the acid possession or a possible imminent puppet attack because this information was provided to us by a third party and we haven't been given the authority to share any more detail than we already have

"how do you titillate an ocelot?"

I just wrote a client telling her our information is "only as accurate as it is." A triumph in transparency.

morbs, you post on a message board full of stoners.

in defense of mighty robot...its a silly name, but it isnt so silly in its actual performance...some members have an opening tomorrow night, if yr in chelsea at opening time

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Attack-of-the-Puppet-People-Poster-C10296533.jpeg

ahh don't get me wrong, i've seen lots of good shows at robot places

between this entire thread, the froozles, & that jon benet thread jon posted im feeling ready to give up on noize as a source for anything other than a death wish.

later!!!

what the fuck do you see in the froozles, asshole? really.

ban deeznuts

what do YOU see in the froozle's asshole?

i see my a show full of magic and wonder that i watched a lot as a child.

http://www.livefrommemphis.com/store/storeCat/CD00138

one of the few records that survived my recent unemployment-fueled purge. my friends were over at my place last wednesday and remarked that it looked like i'd been robbed. both record and bookshelves hold maybe 20% of what they did in july.

"PUPPETS ARE PEOPLE TOO"??? cmon chaki, did you fall for that shit?? at least mister rogers had integrity.

no one likes you

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p62/kristykristy_02/quotes.gif

fine, puppets are people too.

u mad beautiful son

uh hey morbs wanna get bourbon at commonwealth around 7ish on saturday?

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

oh, how will I break tie?

stenc, I would like to, but I suspect I will see Pigpen at Linc Ctr at 7:20. If I change plan I will alert you.

so this poll, in the end, was without purpose?

Read book and listen to WFMU ($0) >>>>> Drink bottle of Stoli Vanil alone ($25), u guys crazee

xp

no, I learned noisedudes don't want me to speed-date, and hence never know man again.

i kinda wanta see "pigpen" but i don't think i can.

stenc go see "Xala" at Film Forum (or Netflix it)

http://www.filmforum.org/films/sembene.html

It wound up a mix of the 2 cheap options.