PEOPLE WHO WON'T SMOKE WEED BUT WILL EAT POT BROWNIES

i will smoke weed, but i'd prefer to consume it w/o smoking. how about those vaporizers?

VAPEZILLA!

R.I.P. VAPEZILLA

I mean if you wanna get really high, drop a $6 hit of acid man

dude, i dunno about brownies being for pussies. i've barfaronied and stopped smoking for 6months to a year because of brownies.

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ive had worse "trips" on pot brownies than i ever have on acid or shrooms

speaking in tongues and shit

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lol @ "once and a while"!

ive had worse "trips" on pot brownies than i ever have on acid or shrooms

pussy or fucking pussy?

this thread:
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ive had worse "trips" on pot brownies than i ever have on acid or shrooms

OTM maaan

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Are these pot brownies?

lol @ "once and a while"!

-- roxymuzak, Monday, December 10, 2007 3:03 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

LOOK I WAS KINDA TIRED WHEN I MADE THIS.

ive had worse "trips" on pot brownies than i ever have on acid or shrooms

-- max, Monday, December 10, 2007 2:38 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

And its like spending $40 to feel shitty

i suck at smoking :/

Some fucking pussy once convinced me to give him one of these fine cookies I had. he ate it at work and got fired after he flipped the fuck out and called 911

these fucking pussies too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKVAQLnm_5Y

TWO POD BROWNIES + SWEETIE = ATOMIC MAKE-OUT SESSION

Pod brownies scare me.

Some fucking pussy once convinced me to give him one of these fine cookies I had. he ate it at work and got fired after he flipped the fuck out and called 911

-- carne asada, Monday, December 10, 2007 4:05 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

that is intense

i think the last time i had them was at the steve reich thing at the whitney (this ruled)

glad i did not have them for 777777777drums, that would have been hell

Me and pot food get along really well.

I missed out on meeting Drew because I got too stoned

Yeah, I've never really had a bad experience with pot brownies or cookies. There was one Halloween where I am not sure how I managed to drive home, but it all worked out in the end. By comparison, I've only had one bad experience with psychedelics, and taken them probably a number of times comparable to the times I've eaten weed food.

I had a psychotic reaction to LSD :(

The only bad thing that happens to me with psychedelics is puking or stomach cramps.

I'm surprised Tombot hasn't gotten pissy about this yet

I once got really, really bummed out and negative on mushrooms. I was instantly able to see how fake everyone was, and how pathetic the charade of social cooperation was. This was in the middle of winter in a filthy warehouse with my obnoxious roommate making fun of us for listening to HAWKWIND. Also, there was a party upstairs so all these fucking yuppie college students kept wandering in looking for a bathroom.

nothing bad has ever happened to me on pot brownies unless falling asleep counts as bad

yeah mushrooms can be the worst. bumming + time slowed down to a crawl.

Usually mushrooms are a rad time for me. I like meeting new people and dancing. </TUOMAS>

dude, talk about a waste of some weed you could smoke before eating amirite

rong

I tend not to cook with weed due to the fact that, uh, i'd rather smoke my bag over the course of a week or ten days or whatever rather than cook with it and have my pan of brownies be gone in a few days.

i eat the shit all the time. the dispensaries out here have bud soda, candy, chips everything.

mushr00m tea >>> w33d brownie

trippin in about 15 minutes!

hopefully i'm not jinxing myself here, but i find myself nearly incapable of having a bad trip on mushrooms. the closest i ever came to a bad trip was when my suite-mate, also tripping, started flipping out and trying to draw asymptotic graphs on the dorm wall and screaming at me that i was beelzebub, but i just thought that was some hilarious shit.

pod cookies have led to some unbearably emotionally heavy discussions but nothing too horrible.

the closest i have had to a bad trip was in highschool, i ate an eighth or something stupid and couldn't SEE or remember who or what i was and i felt totally detached from everything. but i think that only lasted for a minute or two.

im the same way elms.

ELMO REMEMBER THE AWFUL TIRE SCREECHING?

no? maybe? when?

TIRE SCREECHING WHICH MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO HEAR, COMING FROM DIMENSIONS SOMEWHERE BEYOND OUR MORTAL CONSCIOUSNESS, PRODUCING A SICKENING FEAR DEEP IN ALL HEARERS.

i thought you were supposed make pot brownies with the leaves/stems and not the buds i.e. boil leaves/stems and butter in a pot of water for awhile, let it cool, then use thc-butter in the brownie mix. do the people who use buds just stir them in with the rest of the brownie mix? does that make the brownies too dry?

naw, when using buds you still need tot make THC butter.. there's just not enuff THC in stems to make particularly potent brownies, unless you got a LOT of 'em.

you take out the bud debris, too.

yeah, else it gets stuck in yer teeth

i once had a neighbor who grew weed in his closet, and he would pass along leftover leaves from when he'd harvest his plants. using a plastic grocery bag full of leaves/stems led to some very potent brownies.

IT was during the 8 bit new wave nazi werewolf trip on the east side of providence. There was a huge scary tire screech

i'm still unclear about boiling it with water--do you just skim off the butter once it cools?

I'm pretty good at making brownies but i'd have mushie tea

ian, exactly. boil it for awhile (i can't remember how long. maybe an hour?), put it in the fridge, and once it cools down, all the butter floats to the top.

the problem w/ pot brownies for me is that i either fall asleep or freak the fuck out. last time i did it i watched some 1970s iranian animated short and started crying (fucking pussy). ive never had a bad trip on shrooms or acid, altho sometimes shrooms make me barf and they always give me bad gas.

I once got really, really bummed out and negative on mushrooms. I was instantly able to see how fake everyone was, and how pathetic the charade of social cooperation was. This was in the middle of winter...

had exact same experienec freshman year in college (surprise), but have since had great times with shrooms and LSD (my weapon of choice) in both urban and rural landscapes.

roommate and friends are making brownies tomorrow but i have final on wednesday u_u (fucking pussy)

take one for later consumption, duh!

yeah i think i will but it wont be as fun

you are a "social stoner"?

1) eat pod brownie
2) watch holy mountain on DVD
3) ????

Turn shit into gold.

i hope you're not calling holy mountain shit.

chaki, have you even SEEN the movie?

yah dude in the theatre and everything.

maybe you were too wasted on pod brownies to notice the not-insignificant talk of turning shit into gold.

these brownies get my eyes so blasted

Ian, stop posting spoilers omg

i want peanut butter rocky road brownies with little marshmallows on top

jon stop being a noob omb.

in what way is "turning shit into gold" a spoiler for a movie that uses alchemy as its central motif

wah waahhh

SPOILER ALERT
**************

dude shits in an alembic

in what way was jon not joking

freeze the brownies they last a while and don't seem to get any less potent

For the record, I LOVE The Holy Mountain. I love Jodorowsky.
We got this book at my library http://www.ica.org.uk/thumbnail.php?max=192&id=1426
I was the first (and probably last) person to read it.

Did you guys think I was serious? :O

TRY CAPS LOCK NEXT TIME

oh yah duh me

Brownies and shrooms have always been fine for me. Only bad times have been on amphetamines. The first few times the fucked up come down paranoia scared the absolute shit out of me. But that was when I was about 18 or so. Haven't touched that shite for years.

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^ last time I smoked went kind of like this

1) eat pod brownie
2) watch holy mountain on DVD
3) ????

-- elmo argonaut, Monday, December 10, 2007 9:07 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

definitely all three

curt1s did u see TIBETIAN GLIDE?

yes, that was my inspiration

i think my rule is that if i'm gonna eat weed i'm not going to attempt to actually do anything outside of make out (elmo otm), listen to music (sleep otm) or yeah try to watch a movie or look at trees or stare at the sky and hum

i actually had a really intense 20 minutes on sat night after harsh bong hit + coughing (haven't really been smoking very often in the past few months, so yknow, excuse? ha) - but yeah i hardly remember the walk from friend's house to a party but i do remember wondering if i was going to be okay. then told myself that i wasn't 19 yrs old and i'd also had beer plus whiskey and suddenly everything went into super sharp focus and i was happy.

anyone find the page where i tell about the last time i got high and had a bad 'trip' on weed, and got stuck in a time-tunnel?

the party was kind of weird
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i have not found that page

time-tunnel??

yeah, i had like the world's worst (non-damaging) drug experience on weed that i actually think was laced with something because it made me trip really hardcore and lose vision / get stuck in a mobius loop of time walking under a bridge.

perhaps you should look on the wayback machine?

dude it wasnt laced

whoa
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sometimes w33d is just strong and yr circumstances are conducive to tripping

this reminds me that whoa at the party, which was at friends' new place, there was a light-well next to the washroom and in the hallway next to the washroom a small narrow window about 6 feet up that was JUST LIKE the window in 'suspiria' after the girl is caught in that room with all the wire in it. it was difficult trying to explain this.

no, jon, there were like 3 people who smoked the same weed the next day that went to the hospital.

('like 3' = 1, with friends who went to the hospital at the same time)

I smoked PCP in high school (only once). It was severely fucked and pretty scary but....I will say it was a very noise experience.

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POT BROWNIES = BAD NEWS BEARS

a friend of mine was more or less permanently fucked up by smoking pcp

well yah thats a bit different than what we're discussing.

Sorry the laced weed prospect above intrigued me.

"What if I jsut smoked evil weed?"

Paranoia sets in...
pretty soon you realize you're HERE:
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having grower friends is nice; 2 plants got taken down this weekend and i got all the clippings for freeeee

doot doot dooo

i now have 3 lbs of earth balance and 2 lbs of clarified butter, both the color of jade.

making baklava! and little greek butter cookies (kourabiedes)

haha! gourmet! awesome

rrrobyn i wish u could come to this partyyy!

awwww, that sounds awesome andrew.

i wish too!! wld love it
xp :)

someone maybe u should make pot croissants with all that butter

o it's clarified... curry?

you need clarified butter for working with phyllo -- otherwise the milk solids burn and it is just awful

I forgot about Jon Williams...does he still post to ILX

no but he still reads

how do you forget about jon williams?

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elmo there's not any chance you live next door is there cause that would slay

agreeeeeeed

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how do you forget about jon williams?

FORGOT ABOUT J

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raaawwwwrrrrrr

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man

l-r: butter, t-rex, earth balance

woweeeee

wow!

<3

haha dinosaaaurrr!!
man i am imagining the baked goods, in all senses of the term
i really want to be on vacation right now

if you get too stoned/lazy just slather some hot budder on your breakfast toast

Jon Williams...he was in Australia, right? or Wisconsin? You'll have to jog my memory

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looooool

VERY good

How long has max been sitting on that one?

thanks for nothing, the letter h

goddamn i want a pot brownie

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How long does pot butter keep for

same as normal butter in the fridge/freezer afaik

AS FAR AS YOU KNOW

* calls cops *

clarified butter keeps much longer -- no milk solids to spoil. afaik it doesn't lose potency over time as long as it's refrigerated.

oh me oh my

all the cookies are baked! and most of them packaged (in coffee filters tied off with gold ribbon, cute like). there are lots of them! crumbly and airy, kinda shortbready. i sampled one and they are a nice dose. hum.

baklava has been assembled (so much butter oh god oh my godddd) and it will be baked tomorrow.

wannnnnnnnt.

haha not to use this thread for cookie bloggin' but i am so psyched for these treats guys

this is making me dream of spending a week or two at a cottage in the wilderness and swimming in a lake and hanging out all day and being cookie-stoned every night

am in awe of this baklave

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ahhh

baklava slathered in orange-cardamom syrup btw

I've taken like every major common drug except angel dust & still haven't ever had a pot brownie

Major Common Drug, reporting for duty sir

Major Common Drug was discharged on grounds of homosexual conduct iirc

I once at pot brownies with an ILXOR and we went to see yet another ILXOR's band play while really high

I have to make some pot edibles before this summer is over is what this thread has told me.

baklava slathered in orange-cardamom syrup btw

OMG. just. the indulgence is glorious. i want to eat these at a party while wearing yards of lacey tulle in neon colours.

in the country, near a lake, obv.

guys can u make brownies w/HASH instead of

Yes

recipe for making you trip balls iirc

yes

have i told the story of the time i ate hash brownies at a party was throwing and ended up so paranoid i stuffed all the proceeds down my pants and got lost ina snowstorm?

...go on

mostly I can get it cheap and want a way to chillaxe on a sunny day

that sounds about right, haha whoa lost in a snowstorm i wld lose my mind
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you will def chillaxe if you apply your new doctor skills re: appropriate dosage

it is a long and stupid story involving a party we thru at this loft space by the train tracks

some guy came up to teh door and wanted to sell his hash brownies

i was like wtv

but then he was like, can u buy them off me and sell them yourself cuz i dont want to pay the 5 buxx to get in

and i was like, let me get this straight, u dont want to pay five dollars so you can come deal drugs to my friends at my party so i should help u out

anyway, that's a digression, i bought one and ate it and started djing and once i stepped off the stage i was like wo

and at that point some other rival promoter (no joke) who was having a party that night that he didnt bother to promote at all and who had tried to guilt us into combining parties (douche) arrived with an entourage of french-from-france rappers, one of whom took the stage and started djing really shitty music and basically 'ruining the vibe'

but then one of my other djs got all paranouid that they would want money for ruining our party (they did actually) so i freaked out in my crazy state and grabbed all the proceeds, stuffed them down my pants, seeing hostile faces everywhere in a total 'getting high and paranoid in amovie' style and tried to run home, only it was a snowstorm and i lost my way, i eventually made it tho

later that night soem guy DID try to run off with the cash box and got tackled... by the rival promoter

i dont know what the moral of that story is

parties, man, they are just something else

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parties are fun iirc, but that one wasnt

ohman i hate it when harsh-vibe people crash a party. they're no good in general and really no good for anyone on the brownies

pretty sure i've mentioned the time i ate a pot brownie right before getting on a plane across the country years and year ago. while melting into my seat waiting for the plane to take off, i hallucinated 3 different disaster scenarios, and one about aliens that was more interesting than disastrous. then the plane took off and, exhausted, slightly sweaty, i fell asleep.

these treats were amazing btw.

ran into a friend last night who was at the party -- she took 2 pcs of baklava home for later consumption.

BUT her dad found and ate them, not knowing that they were psychoactive.

@_@

omg

no way

i guess no one knew why he was acting so strange and confused until she discovered the baklava to be missing the next morning...? classic story tho

That happened to a friend of mine in college, who had gotten permission from her parents to make medical brownies for consumption following a surgery. Her older brother - a minor local media figure and a complete and total square - dropped by one day and ate several brownies, without knowing of the arrangement. It was a bad, bad scene.

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what the fuck

dumbocrats

fuck that shit