worst poster out of these posters

had to keep gabbneb out for he would dominate.

phew

somebody's gonna get their feelings hurt :(

chaki in a landslide

i can take it.

early polling shows chaki roundly defeating all comers in a national election

i loathe shakey mo and basically like the rest.

really, it's an honor just to be nominated.

good thread.

how is rapey mo not going to win this?

he is.

The only posters that tend to get me riled up or vice versa aren't on here. I vote for Morbs because he is the worst in a Catherine Breillat sense.

i do not condone this poll

^^^^ flip-flopper

Thread that must not be started: who on ILM / ILE do you least want to meet?

-- the pinefox, Sunday, July 1, 2001 5:00 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

For everything to consummated, for me to feel less alone, I had only to wish that there be a large crowd of spectators the day of my execution and that they greet me with cries of hate.

'controversial' posters i like: morbs, jagger, hoos

I like everyone on that list. :-(

"Thread that must not be started: who on ILM / ILE do you least want to meet?"

myself.

HANG IN THERE KITTY is the worst poster

the only one who bothers me at all is shakey "angel of death" mo

and even he doesn't bother me most of the time.

it's amazing how the noise board's readership has expanded since the good old clubhouse days of 2004

chaki - used to not like me, now does : )
jw - built this city, respect
ian - great taste in music (talking heads are ok sometimes tho)
bell labs - classy lady
chicago kevin - don't really know him but seems like a bro
heave ho - karachi's favorite son
laurel - classy lady
nabisco - occasionally not otm
jaymc - means well, mostly
tombot - [i don't want to be banned]
dr morbs - except for the gay thing, i am remarkably like this dude :/
shakey mo - a bit dense but i don't hate on him
big hoos - getting better, youth will be youth

rip shakey mo

list otm

i guess i should un-killfile morbs and shakey for a while in order to make an informed decision.

chaki - best dude ever, sometimes untrustworthy
jw - funny, friendly, elder statesman, drinks a lot (?)
ian - disagree with him more than anybody but is harmless & seems like a bro
bell labs - cant tell her from laurel, seems ok
chicago kevin - this is like jaymc's dad right
heave ho - lives in pakistan & posts maxim stuff, reminds me of kodanshi RIP
laurel - cant tell her from bell labs, seems ok
nabisco - not even really ilx to me, he just dumps smartypants blog stuff on here
jaymc - generally like dudes posts unless theyre on the creep tip which is about 1/3 of them
tombot - good dude, should take a ilx break
dr morbs - hes a bitch but i would miss him if gone
shakey mo - catches hell but really hes just the aspie gygax
big hoos - lil bro, good for a laugh, ilm posts >>>>>>> ile posts

no andtwat, no cred

Eric, I either kiss you or slap you around for that one (or give you a giant Breillat closeup of my mangina).

i do wonder if anyone thinks i am the worst poster. but i don't think i'm popular enough for a backlash

<3 :-* <3 for wrath of khan posts :D

i voted for morbz! i think he can go all the way!

i will if you buy me dinner.

the correct answer is chicago kevin

The correct answer is Jon, for ordering those tequila shots last night.

Now leave me to my dark glasses and Crunchy Corn Bran.

dark glasses essential on snowblinding days

Precisely.

I'd bet anything that And What and Laurel would get along really well and fascinatingly.

And I think I like all of those posters. Tom gets grumpy sometimes, but I appreciate that he'll just be like "duh, I'm fucking grumpy today" before he bands you or whatever.

What would you bet, Nabisco?

Also I like how Shakey Mo continually pretends not to understand why people make fun of him for being a hater, like he seriously doesn't get it

xpost - "anything," duh

Concrete examples are best.

http://wikipedia.org/List_of_Everything

And a very concrete 404 that is.

I don't mind Shakey!

me neither!

shit folks not even I can get it up to hate on Shakey any more

you hate on the dumbest people to hate on

who should we hate on?

im not holding your hand through it!!!!

shakey is honestly the only one i dislike on that list. some of the others on the list can be crepeys but they at least have some redeeming qualities, such as making me lol

i took suggestions for the noms and you came up, bell_labs.

uh, ok.

chaki have you met shakey?

no but i would totally drink a beer and smoke weed to his psychedelic band

Shakey is a sweetheart in person, and I don't mind him much online as we both hate dead people and America.

haha

I remember back when I used to hate dr morbius even
what happened to me

its good that we can all come together on one thing during the holiday season, and that one thing is hating gabnebb.

Tombot MARSHMELLOWING

I'd bet anything that And What and Laurel would get along really well and fascinatingly.

-- nabisco, Friday, December 14, 2007 6:13 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i think laurel does not like rap music, like, at all?

she barely likes upn sitcoms

gabbnebbs roasting on an open blaze

That would only help. Not paying attention to rap is surely better for getting along with E than having casual opinions about rap.

i don't hate gabnebb as much as the concept of gabnebb, plus he must be an ok guy because he baits people and plays along with the persona we've constructed for him

also, shakey is awesome. where is the love for grumpy guses?

chaki - a drama queen, but funny
jw - needs to come up with some new zings but an ok guy
ian - sweethaert
bell labs - ??????????????? U TELL ME
chicago kevin - seems nice
heave ho - lovable crepe
laurel - awesome babe
nabisco - seems very intense and earnest
jaymc - the xls stuff is not really creepy. he does seem to take things too personally though
tombot - seems awesome and has his shit together
dr morbs - one of my favorite posters
shakey mo - tmi rape fantasy dude
big hoos - i honestly dont have an opinion on this guy

tmi rape fantasy dude

!!!!

man i wish we could still change usernames

he only posted the rachel ray thing once! if alex in nyc posted it everyone would be like "oh you so funny lololol"

stuff like that isnt about what you actually ever said or did, its about how much of a general douche you are

chaki otm, then there would be lame killing joke tie-ins by boring people.

chaki - reminds me of jack black without the annoying part
jw - is he the one who likes the boredoms??
ian - that dude
bell labs - classy dame
chicago kevin - i would buy him a brat
heave ho - will get ilx sandboxed by google
laurel - lawful good kick ass girl
nabisco - otm
jaymc - sometime o_O online, probably cool in real life
tombot - good dude, i predict he will have a big 2008.
dr morbs - Statler
shakey mo - Waldorf
big hoos - he would be what i imagine my goofy little brother would have been had mom not miscarried and flushed him down the toilet

I cry every time anyone calls me "intense." I'm going to vote for bell_labs now, because she made me cry.

I associate "intense" with bearded college-sophomore hippie dudes who say "deep" stuff about energy and the universe and make too much eye contact and then 18-year-old girls who just showed up from Midwestern high schools are like "that guy was so intense"

I am just lame, which is way different

nabisco - vengeful

Sebastien Chikara is "intense," see?

i think i meant more that you seem "intensely earnest" is that less offensive?

sebastien chikara is awesome though!

"you liberals hate john mccain for making jokes about bombing iran but you'd love it if jon stewart did it!"

dr morbs - Statler
shakey mo - Waldorf

so so so true

the original statler & waldorf joek was me & strongo

Pashmina - Dr Teeth

Nickalicious - Zoot

"no but i would totally drink a beer and smoke weed to his psychedelic band"

he sent me his new record. on vinyl. it's decent! i mean, i'll probably listen to it more than once. that's high praise from me when it comes to new music.

Where IS strongo? Besides "New Jersey", I mean.

shakey on ilm >>> shakey on ile

shakey used to bug me when he would go after chuck for no reason. i think that was him. like he had a vendetta against him. but that was years ago. or maybe that was stence? art of forgetfulnesssssssssssssssss....

i don't hate anybody anymore. except that new guy. i always hate the new guy.

chuck kinda brings it upon himself. also when i first came to ilx i described eth and jess as that bull dog and that yapping dog that followed him around from the cartoons. that was not otm.

new guys sucks

also when i first came to ilx i described eth and jess as that bull dog and that yapping dog that followed him around from the cartoons. that was not otm.

-- chaki, Friday, December 14, 2007 2:29 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

which was which??

Shakey's a totally nice guy in person.

says capn save-a-luna

i dont remember, eth!

chaki - got drunk in the back of a car with him
jw - watched him dry hump a high school freshman in the middle of a well-trafficked hallway
ian - dumpster diving in '97
bell labs - cooked me a delicious dinner
chicago kevin - i do not really know this guy
heave ho - thought he was calum for a while b/c of alliterative name
laurel - same reading list
nabisco - writes like he cares, shreds the hataz
jaymc - used to be confused with him, like his brother
tombot - can be mean, but hating tombot is like hating the easter bunny
dr morbs - crap taste in film, but smart, and needles people in a way i enjoy
shakey mo -
big hoos -

haha, i think i just realized i live in fear of unleashing tom on myself

chaki - got drunk in the back of a car with him

where was this?!

chaki - Mikey Walsh
jw - Brand Walsh
ian - Lawrence 'Chunk' Cohen
bell labs - Clark 'Mouth' Devereaux
chicago kevin - Andy Carmichael
heave ho - Stef Steinbrenner
laurel - Richard 'Data' Wang
nabisco - Lotney 'Sloth' Fratelli
jaymc - Jake Fratelli
tombot - Francis Fratelli
dr morbs - Mama Fratelli
shakey mo - Rosalita
big hoos - Harriet Walsh

remy the closest I've ever come to unleashing on you is after one of your depresso benders where I had just read like story #5 of yours in a row concerning how you basically have the worst luck in the world and almost posted something like "what exactly are you going for with this schtick?" and realized it really didn't need to be said because you were probably already beating yourself for it

@ chaki - my first weekend in LA? we were @ a gas station? i was drunk, i don't really remember much more.

tom - i know, i was kinda half joking.

the only time i hated tom was when he told my friend beth parker to fuck off. i wanted to knock his block off. and he bugged me on the never been to college thread a bunch. but i'm weird about that subject. other than that, i get a kick out of his raging bullishness. and i still want to know what happened to helltime producto.

lol i wonder whos car it was. vik's?

it was a big boxy repo man kind of sedan. we picked you up at second spin and ate @ in and out? nedrick will rememeber.

I think I used to get angry at basically everyone because of transference from job/real life shit, and now I've figured out the score I realize it's not worth my time to get mad at the internet. also since I actually have the banhammer now I sort of have an obligation not to be a capricious dick

GIS # 2 for capricious dick:

http://www.cyber-heritage.co.uk/history/rob_dick.jpg

could people be a little more specific about why they dont like me? i am just curious because i dont really beef w. anyone and nobody ever calls me out on stuff.

chaki - clearly a bro. i bet he's real generous and shit and probably good in a fight, too.
jw - can almost singlehandedly claim credit for 'changing the tone' of ilx
ian - don't know this guy too well at all
bell labs - yeah same here. seems quite all right.
chicago kevin - and a third
heave ho - really really funny, no denying it
laurel - another person with whom i am unfamiliar. no complaints, tho.
nabisco - honestly my friend why aren't you famous?? i want to see you on bill maher burying michael savage and shit
jaymc - i take a trip to CHI a couple times a year and i'm surprised i haven't met him, tbh, since all my people down there are indie knowledge worker types. like me.
tombot - the one non-TC ilxor i've come closest to meeting. had i come through on that Bmore FAP all those years ago, who knows how life might be different?? i don't get the phear of his red hot rage, either. like, over the internet? also: hilarious
dr morbs - bugs me more than any other active poster. apparently knows a lot about movies but only seems to talk about himself; i've never learned a thing from him, unlike the other film bods we've had around here. on politics, ditto. but, he's got a fully realized textual persona, so, respect.
shakey mo - bit of a lunkhead. i'm sure he's very nice.
big hoos - he's taken a ton of shit and still has a smile on his face. we should all be so lucky.

linds, i just assumed you and ian were on the list as gag votes?

i love chaki but i do not get these threads!

i.e., bell_labs it is okay! you know the internet is crazy changeable place of ADD reactive emotion land!

chaki is a good guy

hahahahaha.
also, remy, i think i made you that dinner!

I'm not going to try too hard to "get" this thread, I don't think.

For one thing I'm kind of surprised to have made so little an impression on at least several people. I thought I was being more strident than that!

The correct answer is Jon, for ordering those tequila shots last night.

-- Laurel, Friday, December 14, 2007 10:35 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Laurel for being too fussy to do the shot in the right order. FIXED IN HER WAYS

Jon, it's cute when you protest, but doing it in a different order would hardly have made me less drunk.

oh, you're right ian. bell_labs drove me home.

The Wizard doth protest too much

Why I am not famous = I was on NPR yesterday and mostly just mumbled and sounded unreasonably, soporifically calm

!

http://feedex.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/bk-have-it-your-way.jpg

the idea behind this thread was to cause paranoia in bell_labs

(jk)

don't mess with my fragile psyche

http://members.aol.com/interlac/mysa.gif

if perez hilton can be famous than anyone can. nabisco is obviously NOT trying hard enough. otherwise he would have alerted npr listeners to his street fashion blog ohnoshedidn't.blogspot.com

I talk about what I know, gff. Take ME away and I'd have to stop posting.

NPR covered something besides steroids yesterday!?!

Sorry, Scott, I was hoping they'd ask me about my sex tape, but no dice

this kid who grew up down the road from me is a cable t.v. semi-celebrity now:

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/71456111.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193875DCB1DD8387ABBFE064E43F8D6FC45A40A659CEC4C8CB6

he's the one in the middle.

he always sat at the front of the school bus. by himself. no doubt dreaming of the day he could run screaming from our one-horse town.

nabisco will be mid-level specific-sphere famous in 2-4 yrs i think and then all specific-sphere blinged out on the internet in 4-6 years and then on oprah and then there will be some tv special appearances with which he is not happy and then a comfortable mix of public appearances and semi-reclusion and some kind of middle-age respectable legacy that transitions into awesome senior age highly documented one-way trip to jupiter

none of the people in that picture look real!

jimmy has the suavest website too:

http://www.jamesastyle.com/

I think Shakey Mo is totally straight up rad.

i see nabisco being a hit on t.v. too. kind of a cross between:

http://www.gladwell.com/media/large/mtg012.jpg

and:

http://www.motherjones.com/radio/2006/11/poundstone_265.jpg

or:

http://nymag.com/daily/politics/images/2006/10/061003_huffington_560.jpg

and:

http://www.knpb.org/programming/Festival_2006/images/waynedyer2.jpg

hahaha, just kidding about the wayne dyer part!

more lolz less z's please scott.

that's it i'm voting for you now

hey chaki more funny threads less mean threads

I just want Scott to continue posting gigantic pictures.

For a second I thought that was Maureen Dowd, and I was going to be flattered

what happened to this board

I totally dig Paula Poundstone, though, she rules, F the Hs

http://www.johnadams.net/cases/samples/Agastyar-Baba/img/Dyer-Ramalinga-300.jpg

she does look like maureen in that picture doesn't she

http://www.miamibookfair.com/2005/2005%20mbfi%20author%20photos/good/dowd_maureen.jpg

i like paula poundstone too. she's good. also:

what happened to this board

-- jeff, Friday, December 14, 2007 12:59 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^ this

nabisco, what were you doing on npr? i listened to it like all day yesterday!

Laurel for being too fussy to do the shot in the right order. FIXED IN HER WAYS

misread that last bit as FIXIN HER HAIR

ive thought of nabisco as malcolm gladwell for years now but never said it because i didnt want to offend dude. i would not be shocked if he ends up having some kinda freakonomics type bestseller in the next 5 years or so

freakonomics is a piece of shit

da vinci code type more like

I don't think nabisco is actually capable of being smug enough to write like leavitt or even gladwell (who is less smug in his books than in his essays but I think that's because he knows his books are built on really, really weak themes)

gladwell essay on race & iq is really really good

Okay wait, does saying "NPR" makes it sound like I was all national and stuff? I said like two things on a WNYC show w/ Bob Chr!stgau and Jonathan L3them. It's in their archives (wnyc.org, show = "S0undcheck"). Run back a few days and you can hear another ILXor on there too (M4ura talking about Greyhound advertorial!).

I don't think I could ever write a whole non-fiction book. I like doing long magazine-feature style non-fiction, but the only thing longer than that I'll ever manage is novels, and just finishing up the current one is a terrible slog

Plus Gladwell is beating me in the "good hair" competition

I am about to embark on a big spiel about how the most popular nonfiction is written arrogantly to make the layman feel like what's he's learning is really important and clever and this is apparently a really important part of the marketing because there's much more actually clever and interesting stuff that's just as lucid and readable except it's written in the typical unassuming prose style of real academics which probably comes off as weak sauce to those not used to it

and I'm going to keep the rest of that spiel to myself

i just did a search for npr [ban me] and the first result was everyzing.com. what are they trying to tell me?

lol

LOLOL

hey tom if you delete this thread will the results still occur?

[ban me]

AWESOME

http://www.randomhouse.com/images/dyn/cover/?source=9780609805367&height=300&maxwidth=170

millar

oops

why do you want to delete this thread chaki?

yeah i hate those malcolm gladwell/david brooks "let's go to red lobster and analyize america via the clamwich" kinda books

don't [nabisco]

shit!

who said i wanted to delete the thread? i was asking a tech question.

I think that the irritating thing about many of those smug nonfiction cultural-direction tomes is that if you are reading on the subject for the first time (naively) you are often tricked into spouting the author's vitriol or private agenda as fact.

exactly

they makes us all dumber

what happened to this board

I STILL WANT TO KNOW WHY I AM DISLIKED. AM I ANNOYING OR WHAT? SRSLY SOMEONE BREAK IT DOWN FOR ME. I WILL PAYPAL YOU $1.

GOD SHUT UP

don't tell God to shut up...

i dont believe that anyone actually dislikes bell labs

^^ ditto

oh right except me, because of the "intense" thing

lol @ bell labs. you paranoid.

chaki is fat

truuuuuuuuuu

just trying to take the heat of bell labs, who no one hates

"nobody else is going to take out this garbage so I guess I'll do it"

bell labs you suck

our beef begins now

also fuck you

i am having a weird day.

zzzz xpost

Mr. Que, i don't even know who you are.

you know who i am now, fatty

nobody else ever wants to step up to the hate plate

not really
xpost

real threatening que

it's funny you've been making so much fun of chicago kevin, chaki, when you're bascially the west coast version of chicago kevin.

hey guys look at this cat
http://www.sitevip.net/gifs/cats/1920_animado.gif
isn't it cute somg

honk honk it's the bell labs sucks bus

ok guy i dont even know of.

xxpost

i think que is using the transitive property to call chicago kevin a fatty

lol. who is this guy anyway? also i post about alot more things than how drunk i got last night. i also post about getting stoned and fucking.

that cat is very cute

are you a new poster?

<I>chaki, when you're bascially the west coast version of chicago kevin.</I>

I don't think this is true. Chaki is like the west coast version of cutty.

Everyone hates bell labs cuz they are JEALOUS.

they are jealous that such a terrible crazy person gets to eat your cooking

ive met most of these people in person, and i like all those ive met very much.

i met gabbneb too, and he seemed uncomfortable? maybe cause he was mad hott for a DC ilxor who was there?

seriously I don't even know how to properly be a dick to you people

what the hell is wrong with this picture

maybe cause he was mad hott for a DC ilxor who was there?

Was it Pretzel_Walrus????

i bet if we all met each other in real life we would all get along okay and be able to have at least one beer with each other if not more and hang out and be awesome and cool with each other.

Chaki is like the west coast version of cutty.

except with weed instead of bikes?

does gabbneb smoke weed?

gabbneb and pretzel walrus smoked w33d at my house?????

awww tom!

here:
http://img125.exs.cx/img125/4795/HugCoupon.jpg

i bet if we all met each other in real life we would all get along okay and be able to have at least one beer with each other if not more and hang out and be awesome and cool with each other.

-- Mr. Que, Friday, December 14, 2007 9:43 PM (37 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

everybody but you preacher

I think bell_labs is tall and has an Omnichord; I'm definitely jealous of those things

NO GABBNEB WAS NOT IN LOVE W PRETZEL WALRUS IDA KNOCKED HIS TEETH OUT

im not that tall, just average! i have an omnichord though.

omnichord = electronic autoharp?

we need nom nom noms for next worst poster poll.

bell_labs is hawt and dignified, a combo few of you chumps can manage.

i drink beer

thats fantastic.

tell us about your awesome band

http://www.myspace.com/chaki

Why do I get the feeling a woman's being called hot by a gay man is kind of like when you compliment/reference someone's big ass and then have to explain that you mean that 100% as a compliment?

Wait, no, that doesn't make sense

I think if you understood how deeply the labs/morbius love connection runs.... you wouldn't need to ask these questions.

que: are you the same thing as enrique

i would pay to go to movies with morbs.

well hes not gonna pay your way in!!!

roxy: i don't know who enrique is

ian dont like nabisco talk about b_l's ass

que knows my weight and my music and i dont know a goddamn thing about him.
awesome.

What does it say about me that I looked at the word "omnichord" and the first word that popped into my head was "micropenis"?

MONORCHID YOU BEEN SCRABBLIN

i am not sure what that says

chaki i think it's awesome that yr friends with serge gainsbourg

wait so i have a big ass or a micropenis WHICH ONE I CANT HAVE BOTH

OMNICHORD is an acronym for MONORCHID which is someone born w one ball?

ok not necessarily BORN that way

this thread! and i though *my* attention span for work and everything else was brutally short this afternoon!

i know i am going to use "step up to the hate plate" in real life some time soon

p.s. nabisco has a really nice voice!

also wtf quemc.xls?

I have discount-for-2 membership to a couple film institutions, chaki, you orb of joy.

i'm just joking with chaki! he sent me a link to his myspace page and i saw that he was friends with serge. it's cool, or at least i hope it is. i was trying to bring the hate

ITS ALL LOVE IN THE WORST POSTER THREAD

EXACTLY AS YOU PLANNED, DRAMA QUEEN

so wait this thread hate=love????

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51PVZBJSGYL._AA280_.jpg

exactly as you planned. now tom if you will please delete the thread.

i mean exactly as i planned.

the dysfunction is endearing

the big ass part wasn't directed at anyone! it was just about how even if you 100% mean it as a high-praise compliment you can't just, e.g., tell your girlfriend you like her big ass without high potential for offending her

that will be my last explanation/clarification of that, i swear

Oh for heaven's sake, just vote for me. Then I can start depresso sulking in earnest.

sighhhhhh. that is why, you tell your girlfriend she has a "beautifully shaped ass" or a "perfect ass" so there is no room for misinterpretation.

I, for one, would like for 90s Lynn Whitfield's breasts to do to the back of my head whatever they are doing to the back of Martin Lawrence's head to make him have that facial expression.

ID KNOW THAT TOOSH ANYWHERE

damn yr sighing, bell, this is not some kind of ongoing problem i need help with, it was just an example

and lo, my vengeance vote shall double

my name is nabisco montoya. you called me intense and suggested i don't know how to compliment ladies. prepare to be voted for in a random poll

http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/butts.jpg

nabisco's girlfriends Tooshie and Bumpa

ok you bunch of fucking buttman hippies I'm ready to bring the hate now

HOLY SHIT look at that picture

oh wait are we all still playing grabowski grabass with ian's war criminal of a girlfriend

cause god forbid I cut that short

maybe mr. que and chaki can start sucking face in the back row

http://www.cclapcenter.com/archives/lol.jpg

let's have nabisco say something else he can be regretful and unnecessarily apologetic about for a few hundred column inches

haha few hundred column inches

what the fuck did you guys do with jon williams

he's like the only person on that whole list I still have any respect for

any chance to talk a little ass is walking with the lord, as far as i'm concerned

tom, jon's not gonna fuck you, just give up

it's really getting pathetic!

oooooooooooooooo

honestly I don't want jon to fuck me, I just want him as my wingman. such a teamup could not possibly strike out

with a robot

Okay who exactly are you trying to pull here, Tom? Hello Kitty?

when did you start calling your mom Hello Kitty

http://www.dawg-pound.net/uploads/bradyballs.jpg

A) I didn't.
B) If you want to pull my mom, you're much better off picking Phillip Pullman or Susan Cooper as your wingman.
C) seward otm

I'm leaving and heading for a less erotically fraught environment

l-r bell labs, morbius, ian

http://www.hotties4ronpaul.com/lib/images/h4rp_logo_1.jpg

"I'm leaving and heading for a less erotically fraught environment"

http://www.craphound.com/images/goadsetjobsads.jpg

i got images off, and i'm choosing to believe u guys are just making up those urls

hey guys! i'm loveable!

chaki - funny, reminds me of people i knew from school as a kid
jw - funny, reminds me of people i knew from school as a kid
ian - weed and records and food, seems cool and nice
bell labs - seems cool and nice
chicago kevin - don't know enough about him
heave ho - don't know enough about him
laurel - seems cool and nice
nabisco - otm, funnier than people give him credit for, really smart
jaymc - seems ok most of the time
tombot - kind of a hardass but seems like a genuinely decent cool guy
dr morbs - has "wacky" opinions on movies and stuff sometimes but i like him
shakey mo - ok most of the time but...you know
big hoos - young/newer/wacky teacher thread is funny

chaki:

http://tigger.to/Scorpio/MeanTodd.jpg

jw:

http://tigger.to/Scorpio/Grunt.jpg

ian:

http://tigger.to/Scorpio/Max.jpg

haha

bell labs & shakey mo:

http://tigger.to/Scorpio/Staredown.jpg

dr morbs:

http://tigger.to/Scorpio/Growl.jpg

tombot (with wife):

http://tigger.to/Scorpio/GrabDPole.jpg

nabisco:

http://tigger.to/Scorpio/Grrr.jpg

heave ho & laurel:

http://tigger.to/Scorpio/LetsFite.jpg

For the record, that is actually me

chicago kevin:

http://tigger.to/Scorpio/GoodGuyBadGuy.jpg

big hoos:

http://tigger.to/Scorpio/Thor.jpg

scott seward:

IM A GUY THAT POSTS A BUNCH OF LARGE PICTURES

jaymc (middle):

http://tigger.to/Scorpio/3out-of4.jpg

here i am:

http://tigger.to/Scorpio/Princess.jpg

you coulda probably stopped after the 2nd pic

rong

no, the kevin pic is funny and the thor one is great regardless of context!

chaki is there anyone you WONT complain about?

I was going to post my poster breakdown that was really mean and disparaging and hateful to everyone but scott basically beat me by miles

post it anyways

it's long gone.
I remember something about jon giving a girl the shocker with cheeto fingers, ian being a worthless dope fiend permanently attached to jon's coattails, and you not being able to do any better than ian.

I was a boring military-industrial leech with all the bad haircuts and social grace that implies, nabisco was a sad case study proving that not even an Ivy MFA can help those born without the brevity gene

but I mean scott's chicago kevin renfair edition alone is both meaner and funnier than all of it

how do you even learn how to tuck your cowl into your belt like that!?

also chaki is a totally insatiable attention whore, a whole board with his name on it apparently isn't good enough

truuuuuu

To be fair, I don't actually have the MFA yet

So I could still shorten up between now and spring

I mean, maybe that's the last secret they teach you

i wanna be included just so i can show my renfaire halloween costume again

what other secrets have they taught you?!

see nabisco what you should have said was just "truuuuu"

I haven't decided if I'm a good wingman or a bad wingman. My friends are terrible. sD did a good job last week but that he's married so that's pretty easy. Ultimate wingmen = gay dude + straight dude

that is RONG

I wasn't even nominated. :(

who needs wingmen

ugly dudes

straight, ugly dudes who work with computers

and aren't in bands

ahh thanks. your band members = terrible wingmen.

band members make great cockblockers

so sad i missed this thread

im not voting for anyone, everyone on that list is basically a bro

maybe ill post some suggestions for improvement

i take it back im afraid of offending people

you'll get over that.

well im also meeting half that list face-to-face in a couple days i dont want to have to beat jon up

yeah, this is one of the funnier threads i've read in a while. scott ftw!
m.

Shakey Mo is a-ok as long as you keep him away from Rachael Ray and God threads.

Rachael Ray is damn cute

trust me max as much as you might ever want to beat jon up, once you meet him, it becomes completely moot

after you go back home, you'll just sit here like I do and wonder how desperate/drunk/depressed these ladies must be that bang him

nothing against him, of course, at least nothing that ian et al. haven't already said

hahahahahaha i dont actually want to beat jon up!!!

really, in other words, I have nothing but absolute contempt and complete admiration for all of you; assuming you've done nothing to harm me directly

I don't pick sides unless I'm forced

i think you and nabisco should have a talk show together where he has to physically hold you back to keep you from assaulting the guests

im imagining a scenario where he's launched into a multi-part, several-minute response to something one of your guests said and you leap across the table midway through with a chair leg in your hand

I'm imagining a scenario where he tries to explain at length why some insipid douche might have a particle of a valid point and I just fill the motherfucker with a clip of nine millimeter hollow points like he deserves

we could put it on the military channel and call it "why diplomacy is ineffective"

btw my pronoun usage up there implies that I want to shoot nabisco full of holes, but that is really seriously not at all what I meant

a nabisco "final thought" would kind of be priceless tbh

i think you and nabisco should have a talk show together where he has to physically hold you back to keep you from assaulting the guests

-- max, Saturday, 15 December 2007 08:40 (4 hours ago) Link

I WILL FUND THIS. I AM YR VENTURE CAPITAL

a nabisco "final thought" would kind of be priceless tbh

-- J0rdan S., Saturday, December 15, 2007 8:58 AM

"take care of yourselves, and i'm OTM."

there are probably some people missing from that list up there

i'd be okay with being nominated for the next 'worst posters' poll since i think everyone was a little too gentle on the ladies in this one.

cheetoh-fingered shocker hand is actually a pretty compelling logo idea, i propose embroidered patches on sashes for your new ilx league of supervillans

^^^^^^^^^ otm

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/6056/cheetohshockerng4.jpg

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

oh boy!

bell labs was hating on my elf thread, and bumming me out. but I don't know if that makes her worst poster. maybe hoos cuz I can hear the high school fedora.

everyone should also realize this is "worst posters out of these posters". if it was "worst guitar player out of these guitar players" and the list was "tony iommi, lindsay buckingham, john fahey, paul leary, edward iii" I'd be psyched.

if it was "who is the worst poster evah" or "poster on ilx who sucks above all others" that's a diff story.

bell labs is one of the best posters.

yes

This thing's gonna be a landslide, I can feel it.

i'd be okay with being nominated for the next 'worst posters' poll since i think everyone was a little too gentle on the ladies in this one.

-- homosexual II, Saturday, December 15, 2007 4:45 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

homosexual II: EATS PUPPIES

j/k

homosexual II: GAY

homosexual II: not even the first gay

ooh

lol

If I win, I will accept in Halle Berry's Catwoman costume

purr

morbs is only becomes intolerable when posting on political threads, otherwise A+ champ

i am really flattered that estela likes me because she is my hero

WURST POSTER:

i bet the grill menu is bratwurst and knockwurst and that kinda stuff. it's conspicuously missing from the normal menu.

-- bell_labs, Monday, December 17, 2007 4:30 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

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The seasonal grill menu offers everything from classic burgers, to Weisswurst, and Rabbitwurst and lighter fare like Turkey burgers as well.

guys we will be fine. trust me!

-- bell_labs, Monday, December 17, 2007 5:30 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

haha

haha elmo, you mainstream Dem

can someone find the Rachael Ray thing, I never read it

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

well!

bell labs & ian backlash begins now?

congratulations IAN and BELL LABS for being the least worst posters out of this particular group of posters, go fuck each others genitals now

haha. congrats me for 2nd.

My horse won, but didn't beat the spread that I thought it would have.

looks like i gotta try harder.

weird to vote for laurel.

<i>lol @ bell labs. you paranoid.

-- chaki, Friday, 14 December 2007 21:28 (4 days ago) Link</i>

haha otm

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/sfield.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/king.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/you_win.jpg

ps ian + bell labs are so grebt i'll fite you for fucking with them

pps i am bigger than you (well, maybe not you, dom)

I am glad I didn't vote for bell_labs, as I threatened upthread, so that she and Ian can enjoy their total spotless faultlessness and whatnot

P.S., person who voted for me, I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

AND I HAVE FEDEXED OVER A 300,000-WORD CLARIFICATION OF MY ACTIONS

lol

see, bell labs, i was telling the truth <3

you guys are such sweethearts.

i was paranoid because chaki said someone had specifically nominated me.

and sorry i hated on your elf thread edward III, i am just really sick of those stupid elves!

i don't think i can ever catch shakey mo but if i put my mind to it i may be able to surpass morbs. now if the other five people who voted for me could send me a message on my relative strengths and weaknesses i'd be much obliged.

also, who are the criminally misguided folk who voted for tom or laurel? fucking nutbags!

Probably people I already dislike.

Well, probably not in Tom's case, I don't know who those freak-heads are.

kevin, make more sad-sack posts about how broke and drunk you are.

but that would make him a better poster

Elmo, don't you have a closet full of ties to organize? Cut it out.

aw shucks, laurel, i keep my ties properly rolled in a drawer, ya know?

i'll hush up now, i guess. ;_;

elmo, sorry, neither broke nor drunk at the moment. but thanks for thinking of me sweets.

"I'm so broke I can't eat or watch the game for free at the bar. Just going to chill out and listen to these rare obscure records I got off of eBay for only $399."

(Parody, CK. I can't hate anyone who resembles Paul Westerberg.)

kevin, make more sad-sack posts about how broke and drunk you are.

-- elmo argonaut, Tuesday, December 18, 2007 9:09 AM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lolololo

we need best sad sack on ilx poll. chi kev, remy, who else?

andi

i have been contemplating a "most miserable bastard" on ilx poll for a long time but that is different

"I'm so broke I can't eat or watch the game for free at the bar. Just going to chill out and listen to these rare obscure records I got off of eBay for only $399."

-- Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, December 18, 2007 11:38 AM (Tuesday, December 18, 2007 11:38 AM) Bookmark Link

no, when i was unemployed i was selling my fucking records. happy days here again, etc etc.

Well, good. I always imagined your posts coming from a thread-bare mattress on the floor, hard black-and-white pillow to the side, stark light-bulb dangling over your MacBook.

the guy knows how to paint a picture.