worst poster out of these posters 2

Ah, at last. Someone to vote for.

fuck all yall i voted for vahid

there are like 2-3 people on this that are going to get a lot of votes

a winner is enrique. i have never heard of jordan sargent, the rest are ok.

jordan sargent, famous gay porn star

"bone zone"

oh THAT jordan. (not an xpost.)

even Surmounter can't surmount Louis Jagger

who is ailsa?

scottish (i think?) harpy

alternately in-your-face and super-whiney, classic passive-aggressive british ilxor behavior

she was in fine form on the ILX heaven thread

i don't understand the criteria for that list though

ppl ethan doesn't like + universally maligned posters + ppl ethan likes + universally hailed posters.

Trayce, ahead of Mark C I think.

jordan sargent - unclear about who this guy is
louis jagger - kinda pointless hating him at this point
dan perry - "dick joke"
trayce - seemed ok for depressive goth, is actually quite surly
enrique - generally seems to hate all the right people
vahid - ornery but hilarious
and what - easily one of the best posters
curtis stephens - awesome kid
gabbneb - brings class-based douchery to the next level
ailsa - typical "lol americans can't speak english" 'tude
surmounter - gay
mark c - ridiculous internet hardman
tuomas - source of endless amusement

jordan sargent - unclear about who this guy is
louis jagger - i like louis. too earnest at times, but i dont get how one could hate him.
dan perry - thought this dude was annoying, then just a complete retard after that swishahouse thread, now i think he's pretty funny
trayce - surly is a good word for her (would've voted for her but i voted for jagger just so i don't win)
enrique - if this is "that one guy who hit it and quit it" then A+
vahid - good poster
and what - seemed like a nice dude 6 years ago, a victim of ilm cynicism
curtis stephens - good enough
gabbneb - no idea who this is
ailsa - no idea who this is
surmounter - MOR
mark c - kind of aloof in that one radiohead poll that rev and i threadjacked so he's decent for lulz i guess
tuomas - source of endless amusement

jordan sargent - Suffers from being older than Jagger and HOOS, and therefore not as open to being remolded and improved by his ILX experience
louis jagger - a lot more entertaining when he's interacting with US posters than UK ones
dan perry - probably owns "wacky" cufflinks
trayce - Ed with tits
enrique - met this dude in real life, he's a lot more bodrick than you'd imagine
vahid - least objectionable dance thread poster
and what - Hall of Famer
curtis stephens - this dude's pretty good
gabbneb - meh
ailsa - Good on football threads, not so good when she has MORALS4U
surmounter - Who?
mark c - him vs JW is the greatest ILx feud ever
tuomas - there was a point in 2004 when Geir had stopped being funny, and I feel we're at this point with tuomas now

I don't even know enrique but he's in a phd program, right? IT'S NOT HIS FAULT HE HAS TO BE "BODRICK" (I JUST LEARNED THIS WORD!) TO SURVIVE!

isnt ailsa a he?

wow, I couldn't even vote for gabbneb here.

did you vote for your sworn enemy and what?

dan perry - probably owns "wacky" cufflinks

SO VERY RONG

(I do have a "wacky" tie but it was a gift from my wife's grandmother.)

the common thread to these posters is that they all posted on the ilx heaven clusterfuck fake luna thread

im sort of tempted to comb through that thread a do a "best post" for each one

Morbs has more enemies than he knows what to do with here.

isnt ailsa a he?

-- ☪, Saturday, 15 December 2007 22:25 (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Having spent a pleasant evening in the pub with ailsa and a bunch of other Scots ilxors earlier this year I can confirm that ailsa is a she, and also that she's perfectly pleasant and likeable.

why is max not a choice

dick

fwiw i'm younger than both jagger and hoos.

Ed with tits

actually, have you seen recent pix of ed?
Ed with vag

jordan sargent - dull
louis jagger - predictable
dan perry - predictable
trayce - dull
enrique - predictable
vahid - dull
and what - predictable
curtis stephens - harmless
gabbneb - dull
ailsa - predictable
surmounter - dull
mark c - predictable
tuomas - harmless

"there are only three types of ilxors" by tom

there's actually four
don't forget "the banned"

But then they're not ilxors

universe requires balance foo
are lurkers also not ilxors?

no

I don't mind being company w/Tuomas.

ummm.

lolol

Oasis "Be Here Now" - FUCKIN FIT

what the shit

andi is an underrated ilx nutcase

a few folks were thinking he'd probably offed himself at one point, then he came back and apologized. hard to underrate that.

That is just... I mean, wo

i wasnt going to vote for anyone till i re-read that ronaldinho bottle opener thread and remembered what an idiot ailsa is

jordan sargent - dull
louis jagger - predictable
dan perry - predictable
trayce - dull
enrique - predictable
vahid - dull
and what - predictable
curtis stephens - harmless
gabbneb - dull
ailsa - predictable
surmounter - dull
mark c - predictable
tuomas - harmless

i see a pattern here.

jordan sargent - is this j0rdan s or not? or is this the dude that plays dixieland drums?
louis jagger - damn i feel sorry for this fool.
dan perry (@harvard.edu) - i was at a restaurant next to this guy who was talking WAY TOO LOUD and he reminded me a lot of what i imagine dan perry is like
trayce - pathetic
enrique - hate this guy but people have said i'm exactly like him
vahid - hate this guy but people have said i'm exactly like him
and what - hero status
curtis stephen - "crutis" is a funny name but "brutus" is better
gabbneb - yuppie
ailsa - whiny
surmounter - ??
mark c - pathetic
tuomas - hapless

Wow, ILX is getting good lately.

is this j0rdan s or not?

yes

gabbnebb for the lose

Hahaha I love that I'm seen as surly! Considering how harmlessly chirpy and stupid Ive been over the 4+ years Ive been here thats kind of awesome actually, that something like 4 posts tops are what that's been based on (and all from recent months where Ive paid ILX about 2% of my attention). Youse guys are alright.

you only think you're harmless

bwahahahahahahahahaha!!

^^ pathetic

(xpost)

LB: I'm legless as well.

Sorry that was so sub custos I am going to go away now.

to get something, perhaps?

say it... please say it...

Haaaaaa.

No.

*cry*

Didn't people complain about the "enemy list"

Yeah this kind of isn't fun, but I'm not taking offence really (even though I'm competely wtf as to why Dom hates me when I've never spoken to him ever, but eh what can ya do)

dom hates everyone!

trayce you want to try to avoid turning into dee the lurker if you can

ROFL waht, jesus christ, fuck off with that comparison.

dom hates everyone!

-- latebloomer, Monday, 17 December 2007 08:53 (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

LOL:

^^^one of the worst ILX posters ever

-- Dom Passantino, Sunday, 16 December 2007 20:09 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

...is the new "rip big man" or wtfe.

the biggest harmless female zing is being compared to dee the lurker. ive been compared to her, too and it HURT

mostly because she buys maxi pads designed for plus sized women

WAHT

I tought Dee was nice. What does maxi pads have to do with anything?

see: "jazz hands" thread

what does a douchebag have to do with anything?

What douchebag?

omg

no campaigning within 100 ft of polling place, sir

Dee wasn't as bad as everyone makes out, she was one of the least objectionable ILX racists.

mostly because she buys maxi pads designed for plus sized women

-- homosexual II, Monday, December 17, 2007 2:08 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

haha where is this discussed?

I logged in for the first time in months just to vote on this because it has my least favorite ilxor OF ALL TIME. I think I have turned into Silky Johnson.

paulhw is my bête noire , but i accidentally confuse him with paulsc all the time

Dee wasn't as bad as everyone makes out, she was one of the least objectionable ILX racists.

What does this even mean?

It's okay to hate Mexicans when you're a Mexican yourself.

The Curse of the "Nice Girl" Syndrome

^^^^^theres gold in them thar hills

Hi Nicole!

It's okay to hate Mexicans when you're a Mexican yourself.

-- Pleasant Plains, Monday, 17 December 2007 17:57 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^this dude knows what's up

i tried pressing clear several times but those people are still here :(

Hi Scott!

That thread is awesome if only for Luna's advice to "be yourself".

loool I hadn't noticed that

Man. Luna rocks, she does. :-)

-- Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 4 March 2004 17:00 (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

So, according to Dom, if you're a Mexican who sometimes hates other Mexicans that makes you a racist?!

"according to Dom", Tuomas, "according to Dom".

Hey Nicole!

Just Deanna, the singer at the centre of a heated row over her views on immigration, will today insist she is not a racist and denounce the music magazine that triggered an argument which has convulsed the music scene.

She has been engaged in a war of words with the NME since last week's issue pictured her on its cover alongside the quote: "The gates of America are flooded. The country's been thrown away."

is that a quote?

The only 3-way combinations I've had experience of are MMF and MFF. I fancy women even more than men, so I'd go with the MFF, though I've had rather more of the MMF, and that was often great too - very much especially when the other man was bi too, which was mostly the case. (Am I allowed to talk about foursomes here? Unfortunately I've never had one where all four are bi.)

-- Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 23:01 (4 years ago) Link

just wanted to throw that in there

Nicole: NAME NAMES

It would be mean, because I don't hate them for being rape-y or racist or anything like that - their tone just annoys the hell out of me.

i know what you mean. but dan does seem like a nice guy when all is said and done.

Doesn't Dee work at Mode Magazine now?

lol @ martin"boogie nights" skidmore

The only 3-way combinations I've had experience of are MMF and MFF. I fancy women even more than men, so I'd go with the MFF, though I've had rather more of the MMF, and that was often great too - very much especially when the other man was bi too, which was mostly the case. (Am I allowed to talk about foursomes here? Unfortunately I've never had one where all four are bi.)

-- Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 23:01 (4 years ago) Link

This dude was one of Luna's test subjects, right?

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

still is, i think

didn't he flip out one time during an aim chat when somebody was talking about luna? i remember being on the chat when that happened. it was..awkward.

i feel bad for him, he seems like a good guy.

yeah someone c+p'ed it into the chat

no i remember it being there, like as it happened. maybe someone c+p'ed it for another chat.

oh well, it was a long time ago.

now i feel terrible about laughing at martin. i just thought of this suicidally depressed guy at an orgy.

Martin is a great guy.

a bro's bro

Hung like a horse.

wow Yerac, hahahahahahahahaha

why was the last thread locked?

cos its emo goth bullshit

thats all noise board is tho

i dont know why it was locked either. maybe cos jon got so many votes?

there was also a mysteriously deleted post

the mystery unfolds

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

congrats, ethan! you beat me and shakey!

bulllllllshit

incredilarious

hahaha.
can't believe gabbneb didn't win.

RIP

so many votes in this poll

i guess we should have a big winners poll? me vs shakey vs ethan vs enrique?

who the fuck are the 93 people that voted

is this the noise board equivalent of all the pazz and jop threads

yeah this is total bullshit.

What if polls can be rigged?

Also it appears possible that even if yr banned from the nb you can vote in polls? Which could explain votes for me in the other one.

Or maybe four of you just hate me.

what really shocks me is that mark c got just one vote!

who mark c

It wasn't even me! I don't think...I can't remember.

I think people are really powerfully denying the electoral power of the lol bloc. I'm pretty sure I voted for vahid, myself.

i didnt vote, but i know for sure that ethan isnt more than twice as bad as gabbneb

"I didn't vote but I know for a fact bush shoulda lost"

Needs Jordan S vs Surmounter play-off game

That might paralyze me with indecision...FOREVER. Which for some people would apparently be a win.

So this was the jokes poll.

no it was very serious

louis v. trayce playoff would be much more interesting, guys.

my horse didn't win.

cutty's not in this poll

Poor Ethan :(

for the record, i do not endorse these threads
but ethan has now earned capital in this campaign, political capital, and now he intends to spend it. it is his style.

tombot has 20 different log ins, obv.

next: nominations list then ballots sent via a special email not posted to thread ... therefore NO sabotage

-- djmartian, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 19:41 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Mark C last = some major bullshit

How did poor Ethan end up being the huckabee?

Can Ox fans carry a lot of weight around here

I change my vote to assneb

i keep getting g-chatted these stupid "worst poster in the world" threads and i specifically logged into this one to vote for ethan. i am not 30 ppl tho.

1 down, 29 to go

i'm pretty sure i voted for gabbneb twice! once from work and once from home.

what the heck is gchatted?!

gmail?

i'm pretty sure i voted for gabbneb twice!

that's 4 votes accounted for ;)

gspotted

i voted for enrique b/c he was a dick to me in some movie thread ages ago.

that must feel so sweet.

these polls bring out the best in everyone

i didn't vote in this one. i didn't have the heart.

i don't think i voted in this one either

oh i voted

gabbnebb, obviously

rebb fnoxx

I voted for Philippe.

"dead members' votes don't count"

I didn't vote, because in all honesty I don't dislike anyone here. So it wasn't me either.

http://healthcare.zdnet.com/images/not-me.jpg

Fuck, that looks like it says "NUT STE." or something..."NUT JAZZ"

Who is that little ghost! So familiar.

family circus!!

http://www.healygates.com/ego/famcirc.jpg

his name is not me

He blames the piano for drinking.

my horse didn't win but he showed.

There's another one, too, isn't there? Not Me and...

In April of 1975, Keane introduced an invisible gremlin named "Not Me", who watches while the children try to shift blame for a misdeed with a "not me". Additional gremlins named "Ida Know", (September 1975) "Nobody", "O Yeah!" and "Just B Cause" were introduced in later years. Not Me cameoed in Pearls Before Swine running by with a knife to kill Rat. Neither of these gremlins has appeared recently in the strip.

Yeah, Ida Know.

me neither

Thanks, chaki. My gis skills are lacking, perhaps...hence my shitty small-ass blurry jpeg. But, then again, some fucking shmoo-ripoff meddled with my browser, so hey...can you truly blame me?

Who is that little ghost! So familiar.

He blames the piano for drinking.

Thank you for helping me choke on my very own vomit in a spirit of merriment, you jerks.

I change my vote back to andtwat

what, did you click on superman dat hoe?

http://programmation-python.org/pycommunity/pycon/PyCon07/media/winner.png

^ if john cusak and dude from office space had babby

wonder what the results would look like today

morbz voted on every computer at the library i see

the innocent heyday of meta

jordan sargent - unclear about who this guy is
louis jagger - kinda pointless hating him at this point
dan perry - "dick joke"
trayce - seemed ok for depressive goth, is actually quite surly
enrique - generally seems to hate all the right people
vahid - ornery but hilarious
and what - easily one of the best posters
curtis stephens - awesome kid
gabbneb - brings class-based douchery to the next level
ailsa - typical "lol americans can't speak english" 'tude
surmounter - gay
mark c - ridiculous internet hardman
tuomas - source of endless amusement

-- gershy, Saturday, 15 December 2007 22:34 (5 months ago) Bookmark Link

^^^basically agree with that

i wonder who voted for me

fuck all yall i voted for vahid

-- moonship journey to baja, Saturday, December 15, 2007 2:09 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Link

also dom it's quite lovable that you agree with gershy's summation of everyone more than your own

I appreciate the revive, though, since some people have been expressing confusion at the idea that gershy was basically a dickwad

these polls bring out the best in everyone

-- Mr. Que, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 12:17 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Link

Let it go, man.

still best poll ever

morbz voted on every computer at the library i see

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, May 31, 2008 1:26 AM (6 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://i36.tinypic.com/2a7hnqc.jpg

Last hurrah of meta.

jordan sargent - unclear about who this guy is
l0u1s jagg3r - kinda pointless hating him at this point
dan perry - "dick joke"
trayce - seemed ok for depressive goth, is actually quite surly
enrique - generally seems to hate all the right people
vahid - ornery but hilarious
and what - easily one of the best posters
curtis stephens - awesome kid
gabbneb - brings class-based douchery to the next level
ailsa - typical "lol americans can't speak english" 'tude
surmounter - gay
mark c - ridiculous internet hardman
tuomas - source of endless amusement

― gershy, Saturday, December 15, 2007 4:34 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://www.klingdesigns.com/oscommerce/images/RIP%2048.JPG

jordan sargent - unclear about who this guy is
l0u1s jagg3r - kinda pointless hating him at this point
dan perry - "dick joke"
trayce - seemed ok for depressive goth, is actually quite surly
enrique - generally seems to hate all the right people
vahid - ornery but hilarious
and what - easily one of the best posters
curtis stephens - awesome kid
gabbneb - brings class-based douchery to the next level
ailsa - typical "lol americans can't speak english" 'tude
surmounter - gay
mark c - ridiculous internet hardman
tuomas - source of endless amusement

― gershy, Saturday, December 15, 2007 4:34 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Poll that shit

http://www.glanmore.org/EveryDayIsRemembranceDay.gif

i voted for enrique b/c he was a dick to me in some movie thread ages ago.

― bnw, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 12:14 (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that must feel so sweet.

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 12:17 (3 years ago) Bookmark

lol

def should have this poll again

problem is that we're limited to 50 poll options

loool

was trying to do a jhoshea style worst posters poll but ran out of clever nicknames for posters i h8

problem is that we're limited to 50 poll options

brackets

worst recent thread innovation to determine worst poster? great idea!

hi sarah!

who do you think the worst poster 2 was?

and what!

(i am dense, so you'll forgive me)

i made a new poll!

was trying to do a jhoshea style worst posters poll but ran out of clever nicknames for posters i h8

― funperson (Lamp), Friday, May 13, 2011 12:43 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

haah had totally forgotten abt that, upon review i dont think those were really nicknames for anyone

this is a p hilarious post tho

unicorns - cutty
top 10 list - dj martian
rainbows - gay thread
cosmic schefter - duh
vodka thighs - ??
otm - nabisco
All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar - jon williams esq
fake morbs - real morbs
animated gif - heave
EXCELSIOR - trayce
racism - take your pick (popular today: dee the lurker)
Top Posters So Far This Month - kenan
ubl thumbs up - wtf is this
pegasuses - suck
iphone wireless handset - dan perry
what is twitter - tuomas
AMERICAN GANGSTER THE BET SHOW ABOUT AFRICAN AMERICAN CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS - jhø-gay-a
MAIL DAN POOP? - j. j. justen
everything - god
nothing - spider-man
somethings - IRE
the super-rich - suzy's friends
sparlkz - surmounter
bob (cat) - everyone (loves cats)
fakers - LUNA

― max, Monday, December 17, 2007 2:16 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark

EXCELSIOR - trayce

I used to get so much shit for excessive lulzing ;_; Dont bother at all anymore, none of you cunce are funny :D

I think cunce are pretty funny. They're like sideways smiles.

AaronHz