http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/BabyCuzImaThug333/tattoo.jpg
― chaki, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:42 (seventeen years ago)
You're / your mix ups
― chaki, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:44 (seventeen years ago)
Enjoyment of Mad Tv
― chaki, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:55 (seventeen years ago)
vegan/lactose intolerant/crohn's/celiac disease
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:56 (seventeen years ago)
monorchid
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 January 2008 00:57 (seventeen years ago)
family guy
― caek, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:03 (seventeen years ago)
teetotalin'
― jhøshea, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:05 (seventeen years ago)
doesn't dance
― gbx, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:06 (seventeen years ago)
hates children.
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:07 (seventeen years ago)
loves children ... like, a lot.
― remy bean, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:07 (seventeen years ago)
has dong
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:08 (seventeen years ago)
asks about drugs on every date
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:09 (seventeen years ago)
being a big fuckin bitch all the time
― gff, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:14 (seventeen years ago)
lets make this thread better than this one: Realtionship deal breakers
― chaki, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:16 (seventeen years ago)
smoker
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:20 (seventeen years ago)
reads murdoch papers
doesn't drink
― chaki, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:25 (seventeen years ago)
likes to rent a stretch hummer for special occasions
― get bent, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:26 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.sonypictures.com/groups/us/documents/image/pr1026900.jpg
― m coleman, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:29 (seventeen years ago)
libertarian
― omar little, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:30 (seventeen years ago)
unable to take care of own pets
― mh, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:30 (seventeen years ago)
i think i would enjoy a gf that cannot take care of pets
― chaki, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:31 (seventeen years ago)
pyromaniac
― latebloomer, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:36 (seventeen years ago)
republican.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:37 (seventeen years ago)
doesn't like burritos.
won't go to shows.
the clap.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:38 (seventeen years ago)
spells "shit" as "shite"
― John Justen, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:39 (seventeen years ago)
worse, says it that way, american
the herp
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:39 (seventeen years ago)
smells funny
― deej, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:39 (seventeen years ago)
narcissistic personality disorders
hates oral.
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:40 (seventeen years ago)
hates monogamy.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:45 (seventeen years ago)
smack habit.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:46 (seventeen years ago)
smacking habit
― gbx, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:47 (seventeen years ago)
muffin top
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:48 (seventeen years ago)
practicing wiccan
― m coleman, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:48 (seventeen years ago)
is rachael ray.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:49 (seventeen years ago)
you already said smack habit
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:50 (seventeen years ago)
every third word is 'like'
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:53 (seventeen years ago)
racist
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:54 (seventeen years ago)
doesnt brush teeth/floss
― deej, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:56 (seventeen years ago)
cares what brangelina is doing this week
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 01:59 (seventeen years ago)
conspiracy theorist
― jhøshea, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:00 (seventeen years ago)
not "into" politics
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:00 (seventeen years ago)
(too much) make up
― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:03 (seventeen years ago)
likes papa john's pizza
stop listing politcal ones though guys ... so not noise
― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:04 (seventeen years ago)
worse, not "into" politics but votes for the conservatives
xxxxp
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:04 (seventeen years ago)
k
likes all kinds of music except country and rap
― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:05 (seventeen years ago)
ilx regular.
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:05 (seventeen years ago)
only likes country and rap.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:06 (seventeen years ago)
chronic explosive diarrhea.
wears one of those pink fucking red sox hats.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:07 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=4075746&page=1
― gff, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:07 (seventeen years ago)
dead
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:07 (seventeen years ago)
loud talker bad jokes likes judd apatow (controversial) hates cats
― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:09 (seventeen years ago)
or dogs
does porn.
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:09 (seventeen years ago)
already married.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:10 (seventeen years ago)
tattoos tattooed make-up
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:10 (seventeen years ago)
3+ legs
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:11 (seventeen years ago)
can't conceal butt crack (in public)
― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:11 (seventeen years ago)
nut allergy ... it could never work
― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:12 (seventeen years ago)
is from another planet
― latebloomer, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:12 (seventeen years ago)
memorises train timetables
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:13 (seventeen years ago)
actually wait, that could be useful
is into theatre
― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:13 (seventeen years ago)
attends lebowski fest
― omar little, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:13 (seventeen years ago)
xpost: why couldnt u date an alien ?
― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:14 (seventeen years ago)
smells like potpourri
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:14 (seventeen years ago)
-- BLASTOCYST, Thursday, January 3, 2008 2:14 AM (29 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
i don't do long distance relationships
― latebloomer, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:15 (seventeen years ago)
follows widespread panic
― omar little, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:15 (seventeen years ago)
^^
― latebloomer, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:16 (seventeen years ago)
owns doilies
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:16 (seventeen years ago)
is lycanthropic.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:17 (seventeen years ago)
worse, is vampire (i love the garlic).
doesn't reciprocate
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:20 (seventeen years ago)
can't spell reciprocate
indianapolis colts apologist.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:27 (seventeen years ago)
likes tom brady
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:28 (seventeen years ago)
once got busy in a burger king bathroom.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:28 (seventeen years ago)
it's over tom.
eats burger king
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:30 (seventeen years ago)
makes comments about how I "know so much stuff"
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:32 (seventeen years ago)
is a narc.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:32 (seventeen years ago)
in oprah's book club
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:33 (seventeen years ago)
eats mcdonald's every day
― omar little, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:33 (seventeen years ago)
constantly posing and looking humorless
believes new age bullshit.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:34 (seventeen years ago)
can't see the humor in a bunch of bitter single dudes posting cranky observations on the innernets.
hates activism
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:36 (seventeen years ago)
e.g. "stop complaining about whale hunting, it's not like you can do anything about it"
-- BLASTOCYST, Thursday, January 3, 2008 2:04 AM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― latebloomer, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:37 (seventeen years ago)
not particularly good looking
― gff, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:38 (seventeen years ago)
no ass
― latebloomer, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:39 (seventeen years ago)
has accepted jesus christ as her lord and savior and now won't shut the hell up about it.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:39 (seventeen years ago)
hates activism hates chocolate
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:40 (seventeen years ago)
slept with two or more friends
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:40 (seventeen years ago)
ana
― gff, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:41 (seventeen years ago)
enjoys chris rock
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:41 (seventeen years ago)
oh no way
― gff, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:43 (seventeen years ago)
hates wii
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:44 (seventeen years ago)
makes plans for both of us on sunday afternoons between september and january.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:44 (seventeen years ago)
wets the bed.
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:44 (seventeen years ago)
favorite movie is nightmare before christmas
― latebloomer, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:45 (seventeen years ago)
jumps on the bed and breaks it like jane out of BB07
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:45 (seventeen years ago)
gets all squee when a disney film comes on
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:46 (seventeen years ago)
auuuuggggh latebloomer and almanac so OTM about taste in film auuugggggghhh
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:46 (seventeen years ago)
is proud of both appearances in the "girls gone wild" series.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:47 (seventeen years ago)
was totally thinking of this as a thread idea yesterday.
I called a girl out on this once and she was pisssssssed XD
like if she isn't physically capable of concealing it... or if she does conceal it you want no part???
cats are bad, tatts are worse. brags about the antidepressants she's on makes personal decisions based off political bullshit doesn't make me feel pretty
― bnw, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:47 (seventeen years ago)
never worked a day in their life
― chaki, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:49 (seventeen years ago)
marlboro smoker
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:50 (seventeen years ago)
ok not really but
hates going to shows.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:51 (seventeen years ago)
Tiesto
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:52 (seventeen years ago)
doesn't "get" my "jokes"
― gbx, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:54 (seventeen years ago)
laughs when i say shit that isn't actually funny
unwilling to call bullshit
― gbx, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:55 (seventeen years ago)
can't keep fingers out of own orifices
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:55 (seventeen years ago)
BIGTIME
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:55 (seventeen years ago)
has a favorite jeff foxworthy routine.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:55 (seventeen years ago)
defensive basically all the time
has perpetual chip on shoulder
― omar little, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:56 (seventeen years ago)
cannot be left unattended with pals w/o getting quiet and not talking to anyone
― gbx, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:57 (seventeen years ago)
is 'honest' but their 'honesty' is actually 'being a bitch'
― omar little, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:58 (seventeen years ago)
still likes unicorns.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:59 (seventeen years ago)
afraid of dirt and stuff
― gbx, Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:01 (seventeen years ago)
-- chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 13:59 (2 minutes ago)
botw
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:02 (seventeen years ago)
she BETTER like unicorns is all i'm sayin'
― latebloomer, Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:03 (seventeen years ago)
talks like a baby, esp in bed 'i wuv wu so much!' ugghh
― Rubyredd, Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:06 (seventeen years ago)
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:12 (seventeen years ago)
unwilling to check out things that are different from what they usually like
they make a big deal abt how "weird" my tastes are, in a condescending way
not that being a milquetoast is the worst thing in the world -- it's just when it's accompanied by defensive reverse-snobbery. actual snobbery is a turnoff too.
― get bent, Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:18 (seventeen years ago)
won't let anything pass without a definitive hilarious/wry COMMENT on it
― get bent, Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:21 (seventeen years ago)
talk about themselves all the fscking time
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:24 (seventeen years ago)
^ at the expense of everyone else
loud in public
― C0L1N B..., Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:31 (seventeen years ago)
hates weed
tells all your mates you enacted physical abuse when you didn't
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:34 (seventeen years ago)
pushy, possessive
― strgn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:48 (seventeen years ago)
not 'racist' but likes to group people into types because it's 'funny.'
― strgn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:50 (seventeen years ago)
entitled and jealous at the same time
― strgn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:55 (seventeen years ago)
as passive-aggressive as i am
― strgn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 03:57 (seventeen years ago)
KEEPS TRYING TO FINISH A SENTENCE AFTER THE PREVIEWS HAVE ENDED
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 04:01 (seventeen years ago)
top/bottom only
― strgn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 04:06 (seventeen years ago)
cuts you off mid-sentence
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 04:08 (seventeen years ago)
loses vibrator, ransacks kitchen looking for alternatives
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 04:09 (seventeen years ago)
the butt crack thing is just in reference to chicks who are either a. completely ignorant of their constantly exposed ass/thong/whatever b. aware of it but don't care to cover it up like a decent human being
― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 04:12 (seventeen years ago)
c. think it's hot
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 04:13 (seventeen years ago)
posts in a boring manner to the 'deal breakers' thread
― chaki, Thursday, 3 January 2008 04:17 (seventeen years ago)
facebook/myspace addict
― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 04:22 (seventeen years ago)
gawker media
yellow card
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 04:23 (seventeen years ago)
wears disney/warners/winnie-the-pooh apparel
― mookieproof, Thursday, 3 January 2008 04:24 (seventeen years ago)
or dopey dwarf; tasmanian devil
― remy bean, Thursday, 3 January 2008 04:27 (seventeen years ago)
are u guys going to bars with walmart employees or something?
― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 04:27 (seventeen years ago)
just drinkin' in the break room
― remy bean, Thursday, 3 January 2008 04:29 (seventeen years ago)
-- latebloomer, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:39 (1 hour ago) Link
― 69, Thursday, 3 January 2008 04:35 (seventeen years ago)
rufus wainwright
― strgn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:03 (seventeen years ago)
writes yelp reviews
― chaki, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:06 (seventeen years ago)
likes garden state because it was the first movie to deal with life being on medication
― 69, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:11 (seventeen years ago)
puts yoshimi battles the pink robots CD on repeat to fall asleep
― 69, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:12 (seventeen years ago)
constantly berates me
― 69, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:13 (seventeen years ago)
small dick
― strgn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:15 (seventeen years ago)
1-bdrm apartment filled with birds
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:30 (seventeen years ago)
no internal organs
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:31 (seventeen years ago)
drives automatic like it is stick
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:32 (seventeen years ago)
drum circles
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:33 (seventeen years ago)
hair is made of snakes
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:35 (seventeen years ago)
-- Autumn Almanac, Thursday, January 3, 2008 1:59 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
rong, would totally date kelly kapoor
― Jordan, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:36 (seventeen years ago)
poops self
― remy bean, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:37 (seventeen years ago)
poops others
poops spaghetti
does fanny farts
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:38 (seventeen years ago)
(okay for you north americans fanny means a whole different thing)
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:39 (seventeen years ago)
when speaking only air-raid siren sound comes out
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:39 (seventeen years ago)
caps lock
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:42 (seventeen years ago)
hairy chest
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:42 (seventeen years ago)
http://biology.clc.uc.edu/graphics/taxonomy/animals/mammalia/Domestic%20Goat/JSC%20970505%20Goat%20Eye%201.jpg
no, thanks
― gbx, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:43 (seventeen years ago)
hairy eyeballs xpost! or those ones
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:44 (seventeen years ago)
acronym-powered
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:45 (seventeen years ago)
would totally date kelly kapoor
-- Jordan, Thursday, January 3, 2008 12:36 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:45 (seventeen years ago)
says "going forward"
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:49 (seventeen years ago)
has followed Phish for one week or longer
― milo z, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:50 (seventeen years ago)
averages less than one book a month
ardently pro-Israel
― milo z, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:51 (seventeen years ago)
ardently anti-Israel
patchouli
doesn't enjoy chick flicks as much as I do
― milo z, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:52 (seventeen years ago)
says "lol" in public without intending to be ironic
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:52 (seventeen years ago)
way too into football
wears miniskirts and control top panty hose without meaning to be ironic
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:53 (seventeen years ago)
cries while watching that futurama about fry and the dog
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 05:54 (seventeen years ago)
morning people
― mookieproof, Thursday, 3 January 2008 06:01 (seventeen years ago)
knives
― gff, Thursday, 3 January 2008 06:07 (seventeen years ago)
"t.v. is a waste of time"
― remy bean, Thursday, 3 January 2008 06:21 (seventeen years ago)
water sports
― milo z, Thursday, 3 January 2008 06:30 (seventeen years ago)
-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, January 2, 2008 7:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
;_;
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 3 January 2008 06:34 (seventeen years ago)
sorry crutis, you cannot be his bitch
― remy bean, Thursday, 3 January 2008 06:43 (seventeen years ago)
attends elementary school
― latebloomer, Thursday, 3 January 2008 06:48 (seventeen years ago)
at age 34
― remy bean, Thursday, 3 January 2008 07:06 (seventeen years ago)
attended college at age 7
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 3 January 2008 07:09 (seventeen years ago)
smarter than me by 100 IQ points
― latebloomer, Thursday, 3 January 2008 07:10 (seventeen years ago)
owns >2 radiohead albums
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 07:16 (seventeen years ago)
and I mean for me that's kind of pushing it. the whole ">2" is how you know I am getting all mellow because I'm t-minus about 130 days from being 30
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 07:17 (seventeen years ago)
wtf has happened to this board...... no caps lock? hatred for jam and drum circles? u are not noise
― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 08:03 (seventeen years ago)
RIDES A FIXIE
― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 08:04 (seventeen years ago)
SPECIAL COLLEGE EDITION:
- econ major - psych major - kinesiology major - freshman - uggs - in a sorority - 4.0 - talks too much about semester abroad
― max, Thursday, 3 January 2008 08:06 (seventeen years ago)
doesnt abide by these http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r86/DJGENEX/New%20Profile%20Images/RulesOfAquisitionEdit.jpg
― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 08:07 (seventeen years ago)
all of max's otm
bonus: liberal artts major and doesn't realize its retarded
― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 08:08 (seventeen years ago)
- has 2+ facebook applications that aren't games
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 3 January 2008 08:10 (seventeen years ago)
- wears pajamas to class
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 3 January 2008 08:12 (seventeen years ago)
^^^ you just eliminated 95% of all college girls
― max, Thursday, 3 January 2008 08:12 (seventeen years ago)
why r u single
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 3 January 2008 08:14 (seventeen years ago)
^^and rightfully so
― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 08:14 (seventeen years ago)
WWW deal breakers -thinks animated gifs are tacky -web 2.0 enthusiast -bad homepage (msn.com, yahoo, digg) -says ''blogosphere''
-4chan
― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 January 2008 08:15 (seventeen years ago)
mom hasn't aged well
― milo z, Thursday, 3 January 2008 08:46 (seventeen years ago)
puts a shit ton of ketchup on food
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 3 January 2008 08:48 (seventeen years ago)
holds cutlery in fists
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 08:50 (seventeen years ago)
Can't spell (I took a chance on one of these once. Ultimately a mistake.) Doesn't like pop music Can't outdrink me Cold-hearted
― Laurel, Thursday, 3 January 2008 14:52 (seventeen years ago)
Vegetarian Slow on the uptake As judgmental as I am Not judgmental at all
― Laurel, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:15 (seventeen years ago)
bad listener
― jhøshea, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:15 (seventeen years ago)
Hates my family Hates families Hates life
― Laurel, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:20 (seventeen years ago)
I know, I'm picky like that.
npr fetish
― get bent, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:20 (seventeen years ago)
platform flipflops
― jhøshea, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:21 (seventeen years ago)
anorexic
― carne asada, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:24 (seventeen years ago)
fattay
― jhøshea, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:25 (seventeen years ago)
abercrombie bubble tea jealousy fisting meth
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:31 (seventeen years ago)
bluetooth earpiece genital piercing bluetooth genital piercing
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:32 (seventeen years ago)
-- Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, January 2, 2008 8:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
one is ok?
― sunny successor, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:33 (seventeen years ago)
bubble tea?????????? damn, son.
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:33 (seventeen years ago)
agoraphobia
― jhøshea, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:34 (seventeen years ago)
You know this town, sunny.
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:37 (seventeen years ago)
i think she likes one of yr friends
― jhøshea, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:38 (seventeen years ago)
bubble tea == more or less a euphemism for "brown university student" lol
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:39 (seventeen years ago)
yeah, no wonder you had to import. xxp
― sunny successor, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:40 (seventeen years ago)
yes i am also serious abt all my other answers
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:47 (seventeen years ago)
wtf are you talking about, drum circles are off limits to everyone under the age of 50 except that one band with three drummers.
― Laurel, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:53 (seventeen years ago)
combing through this thread compiling individual posters preferences is pretty amusing
― jhøshea, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:55 (seventeen years ago)
Mine are in pretty much every thread, seeing as how I'm half boy-crazy.
― Laurel, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:56 (seventeen years ago)
boadrum drum circle also good
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:58 (seventeen years ago)
laurel, you're supposed to wait for springtime when they wear v-neck clingy t-shirts that offer thrilling glimpses of collarbone
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 January 2008 15:59 (seventeen years ago)
Elmo, first comes the long, dark winter of the depresso heart. If we were healthy and functional all year round, what fun would spring be at all?
― Laurel, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:09 (seventeen years ago)
cologne AND mousse
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:17 (seventeen years ago)
lacking in basic geography skillz
― gff, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:27 (seventeen years ago)
DADDY ISSUES.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:28 (seventeen years ago)
spells words like did'nt and have'nt writes for a newspaper psychoanalyzes mixtapes breaks into house
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:34 (seventeen years ago)
Smells like cheese
― Trip Maker, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:35 (seventeen years ago)
morrissey love
― darraghmac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:37 (seventeen years ago)
morrissey hate
― ENBB, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:38 (seventeen years ago)
let's cancel that drink, shall we?
― darraghmac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:41 (seventeen years ago)
"hates books"
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:44 (seventeen years ago)
who hates books?
― mookieproof, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:45 (seventeen years ago)
doesn't "really like music"
― ENBB, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:47 (seventeen years ago)
breaks deals
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:48 (seventeen years ago)
gambling problem
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:53 (seventeen years ago)
orders steak well done
― lauren, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:57 (seventeen years ago)
stuttering lisping baby voice
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:06 (seventeen years ago)
stoner
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:06 (seventeen years ago)
poor belly button hygiene
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:11 (seventeen years ago)
^^^ very important
― carne asada, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:13 (seventeen years ago)
says a racial slur
― nickalicious, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:24 (seventeen years ago)
has an Ayn Rand quote on a bumpersticker on her car
has a bumpersticker on her car
shit i meant that to say "has a 'my other car is a broom' bumpersticker on her car"
― nickalicious, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:25 (seventeen years ago)
has a car
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:26 (seventeen years ago)
WELL BEHAVED WOMEN RARELY MAKE HISTORY
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:26 (seventeen years ago)
is Ayn Rand's corpse reincarnate
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:27 (seventeen years ago)
WELL BEHAVED WOMEN RARELY MAKE MONEY
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:32 (seventeen years ago)
smokes a lot of cigs
― 69, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:34 (seventeen years ago)
never smokes cigs
doesn't like rap
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:46 (seventeen years ago)
hates receiving oral sex
― 69, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:48 (seventeen years ago)
watches biopics on pop culture figures about whom she knows nothing
reads memoirs (ghost)written by pop culture figures about whom she knows nothing
is obsessed with '40s/'50s American pop culture; owns every season of I Love Lucy on dvd and bothers to watch the commentary
has been photographed with Matisyahu
― Ol Bertie Dastard, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:56 (seventeen years ago)
elmo has obviously never received oral sex from a stutterer
― Ol Bertie Dastard, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:57 (seventeen years ago)
ooh! sincere Bettie Page fandom
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 18:08 (seventeen years ago)
complains about walking
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 18:13 (seventeen years ago)
^^^arccos
― 69, Thursday, 3 January 2008 18:24 (seventeen years ago)
oh wait deal BREAKERS yeah ok agreed
― 69, Thursday, 3 January 2008 18:25 (seventeen years ago)
Don't worry, Jon, you're completely safe from me.
― Laurel, Thursday, 3 January 2008 18:44 (seventeen years ago)
favorite bands: U2, The Smiths, The Police, Talking Heads
― milo z, Thursday, 3 January 2008 18:53 (seventeen years ago)
gets some sense of identity from where they live.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:20 (seventeen years ago)
joanna newsome fandom
― bell_labs, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:23 (seventeen years ago)
Hates my family
-- Laurel, Friday, 4 January 2008 02:20 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link
if your family doesn't get drunk and scream bigoted insults, fair enough
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:25 (seventeen years ago)
says "bingo" when orgasming
― mookieproof, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:27 (seventeen years ago)
voice drops two octaves when orgasming, woofing
― gbx, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:28 (seventeen years ago)
My dad gave me a shitty lecture about the number of empty beer cans he was seeing on the back porch and how that's unacceptable in his house. I refrained from promising not to come to his house anymore, since it was Christmas Eve and it seemed inopportune.
― Laurel, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:28 (seventeen years ago)
^^^ would never happen with my family ^^^
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:30 (seventeen years ago)
was he talking about drinking to excess or littering?
― ian, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:31 (seventeen years ago)
talks about Napoleon Dynamite or Superbad all the time
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:31 (seventeen years ago)
so you're breaking the deal with hetero dork-men?
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:34 (seventeen years ago)
Friday, November 30, 2007 So I was an extra on a movie last night
To my dear sweet Michael Cera,
It was a pleasure to meet you last night.
Although our conversation was all too brief, I can tell that it meant something special to the both of us. Yes, when you declared whilst at the kraft table for your one-day-to-be-released teenage romantic comedy that it was a cold night out, and I responded in the affirmative, did you feel the sparks that rose between us? It isn't every day where you find someone who is able to discuss, in such a concise yet pointed way, the direct effect the weather has on human comfort.
“Wow, it's cold out here,” you said, retreating into the inner warmth of your jacket like a baby bird nestling into its mother's feathery bosom. “Sure is,” I replied as I cupped my coffee gingerly. “Is that prosciutto?” you asked, your voice cracking in that titillating, just out of puberty way.
You were facing one of the many assistants on the set, but I knew you were addressing me. I reached to stroke the back of your neck and reassure you that it was most definitely Italian ham, but thought better of it last minute. It would be tacky to so publicly display our amour.
Not to be overly sappy, but your words warmed my heart – making the night worth the ten hours I had spent sitting in a inhumanely freezing room, being an unused extra for what looks like will become the Citizen Kane of the iPod wearing generation.
So, my luscious lamb chop of a man-child, when should we tell our friends about the wedding? When 'Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist' wraps? Must we wait that long to officially declare our love? I pine to have you near me again, my inamorato, but if we must postpone our liaisons, I will do it patiently. For you.
Millions and hugs and kisses, Elaine
P.S. We didn't get around to it this time, but please give me a chance next time to sit you on my knee and bounce you up and down like a baby.
P.P.S. You're legal now, right?
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:35 (seventeen years ago)
!!!
― Jordan, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:38 (seventeen years ago)
says 'question' before asking a question
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 4 January 2008 01:20 (seventeen years ago)
writes for a newspaper
-- Pleasant Plains, Thursday, January 3, 2008 11:34 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link
DEAL MAKER
― and what, Friday, 4 January 2008 01:23 (seventeen years ago)
i know right? FUNK DAT
― chaki, Friday, 4 January 2008 01:41 (seventeen years ago)
i kind of get you, but DEAL MAKER still
― wanko ergo sum, Friday, 4 January 2008 02:00 (seventeen years ago)
cold hearted cannot show emotions talks about beating people up racial slurs dorito breath cold mouth!
the one that is an ABSOLUTE deal breaker is the dorito breath one!
― homosexual II, Saturday, 5 January 2008 00:40 (seventeen years ago)
likes bikes says "soccer" loud talking taller than me
― admrl, Saturday, 5 January 2008 00:51 (seventeen years ago)
likes xkcd does not like achewood
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 5 January 2008 00:52 (seventeen years ago)
enjoys the works of Paul Haggis
― admrl, Saturday, 5 January 2008 00:52 (seventeen years ago)
musician
― admrl, Saturday, 5 January 2008 00:53 (seventeen years ago)
^^^understandable
― sunny successor, Saturday, 5 January 2008 03:40 (seventeen years ago)
- tells me she wants to "dress me"
― max, Saturday, 5 January 2008 07:58 (seventeen years ago)
has taste commiserate w/anyone on this thread and/or smells like them
― jhøshea, Saturday, 5 January 2008 08:03 (seventeen years ago)
"lips that touch meat will never touch mine"
― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 5 January 2008 15:47 (seventeen years ago)
what does that mean??
― sunny successor, Saturday, 5 January 2008 16:05 (seventeen years ago)
vegetarians. i think.
― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 5 January 2008 16:09 (seventeen years ago)
get a room, guys
― mookieproof, Saturday, 5 January 2008 19:01 (seventeen years ago)
braek heart inability to shot web poor spelling/syntax
― Snop Snitchin, Monday, 7 January 2008 16:01 (seventeen years ago)
most otm thing yet
also: thinks someecards are "weird" doesn't like violence in movies sweaty
― kenan, Monday, 7 January 2008 16:13 (seventeen years ago)
still listens to Dead Can Dance babydoll dresses, all the damn time don't remember queen of soul
― kenan, Monday, 7 January 2008 16:16 (seventeen years ago)
prefers pepsi, ugh
― darraghmac, Monday, 7 January 2008 16:17 (seventeen years ago)
what the hell are "someecards"?
― bell_labs, Monday, 7 January 2008 16:23 (seventeen years ago)
Talks about weddings. I'll be over here, nice to meet you.
― kenan, Monday, 7 January 2008 16:23 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.someecards.com/filestorage/tha_21.jpg
― kenan, Monday, 7 January 2008 16:24 (seventeen years ago)
glitterbling and "thx 4 the add" laden myspace page
― nickalicious, Monday, 7 January 2008 20:50 (seventeen years ago)
i love glitterbling
― bell_labs, Monday, 7 January 2008 20:51 (seventeen years ago)
kenan those things are stupid as shit
― 69, Monday, 7 January 2008 20:53 (seventeen years ago)
i think perhaps you don't like me very much
― kenan, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:01 (seventeen years ago)
apparently drinking booze with diet cola is a deal breaker for some nbchix :(
― chaki, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:02 (seventeen years ago)
xp wait no youre fine dude but that sub-married-to-the-sea shit can take a hike
― 69, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:05 (seventeen years ago)
diet soda drinkin dudes are out just like metrosexual/manicure dudes are out, sorry, can't date anyone prissier than me
― bell_labs, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:06 (seventeen years ago)
B-b-b-b-but I'm fat enough already without drinking full sugar mixers :(
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:07 (seventeen years ago)
(i would not do well in LA)
― bell_labs, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:07 (seventeen years ago)
there are lots of cool LA people who aren't at all prissy, who do you think operates the fucking cameras and builds the sets?
― El Tomboto, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:08 (seventeen years ago)
I really need to start working on trying not to use "fucking" as a default modifier for every third noun
― El Tomboto, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:09 (seventeen years ago)
who of us would do well there?
xpost
do they just stay home and play xbox all the time?
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:09 (seventeen years ago)
-- bell_labs, Monday, January 7, 2008 1:06 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
diet coke = metrosexual? you are so bonkers.
― chaki, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:10 (seventeen years ago)
honestly.
yeah, i drink diet coke because i am hypoglycemic. am not a fucking priss.
― remy bean, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:11 (seventeen years ago)
who do you think operates the fucking cameras and builds the sets?
Up until a few weeks ago, my brother. Total dude, no diet drinks in sight, EVER.
― Laurel, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:12 (seventeen years ago)
i don't know! i just associate diet soda with prissy girls and my mom. i'm sorry it has to be this way.
― bell_labs, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:12 (seventeen years ago)
diet coke is without gender, it's just kinda nasty
― kenan, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:12 (seventeen years ago)
unlike asiago cheese bagels
― kenan, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:13 (seventeen years ago)
i wish i was manly like ian and jw.
― chaki, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:13 (seventeen years ago)
Linsay, if you're bonkers then so am I.
― Laurel, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:13 (seventeen years ago)
i know some square nerd dudes who drink diet soda but arent prissy - i havent quite put it all together
― 69, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:14 (seventeen years ago)
3 bookcases, total deal breaker.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:14 (seventeen years ago)
Ian lifts boxes of records all day dude and doesn't make dating simulations for cell phones
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:14 (seventeen years ago)
I think kevin is just baiting laurel at this point
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:15 (seventeen years ago)
hey you said it
― chaki, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:15 (seventeen years ago)
On the other hand, my brother DID move back to the Midwest to get further away from LA. So apparently he didn't fare well there either. He said he got heartsick of seeing pretty teenaged girls in the supermarket with bandages over their summer-vacation nose jobs.
xp haha shut up, you just want the space for your records.
― Laurel, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:16 (seventeen years ago)
i have never seen any of those girls
― remy bean, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:18 (seventeen years ago)
i do hate me the collagen lips, tho
i drink diet soda
― latebloomer, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:19 (seventeen years ago)
prissy bitch
― remy bean, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:20 (seventeen years ago)
dont even get me started on people that drink capri sun.
― chaki, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:29 (seventeen years ago)
capri sun is pretty good frozen
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:29 (seventeen years ago)
this lead to me microwaving a bag
oops
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:30 (seventeen years ago)
oh hi there, metal in the microwave! how ya feeling?
― kenan, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:35 (seventeen years ago)
NEVER MICROWAVE JOLLY RANCHERS EITHER!
― chaki, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:36 (seventeen years ago)
why not?
― 69, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:37 (seventeen years ago)
*writing that down*
― kenan, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:37 (seventeen years ago)
I drank diet coke exclusively for a while because I got used to it (only kind of coke consistently available in the vending machine in the dorm lounge; machine would often just steal your money if you asked for something that it was out of) and regular coke tasted too syrupy
― El Tomboto, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:39 (seventeen years ago)
remember when coke came in that ribbed can?
― 69, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:41 (seventeen years ago)
judging people on what soft drink they enjoy is pretty fucking cunty.
― chaki, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:43 (seventeen years ago)
― chicago kevin, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:44 (seventeen years ago)
this thread is judgemental in nature! nobody called out tombot for not dating crohn's sufferers
― bell_labs, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:45 (seventeen years ago)
only god can judge me
― latebloomer, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:46 (seventeen years ago)
i quit soda four years ago
― omar little, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:47 (seventeen years ago)
yah kevin lets give all racists the benefit of the doubt.
― chaki, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:47 (seventeen years ago)
diet coke + vodka == you have no class
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:49 (seventeen years ago)
sounds like a drink special at a nj guido dance night
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:50 (seventeen years ago)
-- elmo argonaut, Monday, January 7, 2008 1:49 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
really you people sound like what you think LA people sound like.
― chaki, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:52 (seventeen years ago)
his thread is judgemental in nature! nobody called out tombot for not dating crohn's sufferers
i wasn't calling chaki out, i swear! i'm not saying this thread isn't judgemental but is anyone gonna disagree that judging others is kind of cunty?
― chicago kevin, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:53 (seventeen years ago)
but youre skinny so who cares??
― sunny successor, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:54 (seventeen years ago)
classy people.
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:55 (seventeen years ago)
I'm sorry that our blue-blooded new england traditions of not being douchebags are upsetting to you chaki.
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:56 (seventeen years ago)
kev my post was to chaki, not you
― bell_labs, Monday, 7 January 2008 21:58 (seventeen years ago)
lol jw
― chaki, Monday, 7 January 2008 22:00 (seventeen years ago)
http://lockgen.com/damnyankees/articles/kerrangpic1.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 7 January 2008 22:09 (seventeen years ago)
everyone knows diet soda as a mixer gets you drunker faster! i luv coke zero and whiskey! i am not classy at all.
― homosexual II, Monday, 7 January 2008 22:12 (seventeen years ago)
and god bless you for it
― latebloomer, Monday, 7 January 2008 22:16 (seventeen years ago)
Deal breaker: teetotaling
― Laurel, Monday, 7 January 2008 22:16 (seventeen years ago)
^^^^ YES
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 7 January 2008 22:17 (seventeen years ago)
deal meaker: teet yodeling
― remy bean, Monday, 7 January 2008 22:17 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.music.vt.edu/musicdictionary/texta/images/Alphorn.jpg
Those are some crazy looking teets.
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 7 January 2008 22:18 (seventeen years ago)
I'm not finding any quick google info on the dangers of microwaving jolly ranchers (lots of people suggesting them as drop ins for cheap vodka infusion, tho'). What happens?
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 7 January 2008 22:19 (seventeen years ago)
they turn into ponies and then the ponies get microwaved:-(
― latebloomer, Monday, 7 January 2008 22:22 (seventeen years ago)
PONIES
― Laurel, Monday, 7 January 2008 22:25 (seventeen years ago)
my ex (moldy peaches & belle and sebastian fan) just twitttered about xkcd
DAAAAAMN
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 7 January 2008 22:28 (seventeen years ago)
diet soda isn't a deal breaker but I would roll my eyes so hard my contacts would pop out (which has happened 2 times now!) Just use soda or tonic as a mixer if you are worried about calories or sugar.
― Yerac, Monday, 7 January 2008 22:44 (seventeen years ago)
what is the big fucking deal if someone orders a goddamn diet coke?
― latebloomer, Monday, 7 January 2008 22:45 (seventeen years ago)
I actually don't drink any soda at all and stick to water, coffee, booze and %95 of the time, since juice also is too sweet usually.
― Yerac, Monday, 7 January 2008 22:46 (seventeen years ago)
xpost Aspartame is poison, and if it works out between you, you will one day have to watch your beloved die a painful death of bizarre alien Nutrasweet tumors.
― kenan, Monday, 7 January 2008 22:48 (seventeen years ago)
alex, daddy issues.
― chaki, Monday, 7 January 2008 22:48 (seventeen years ago)
Yerac: http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/LimitedLiabilityGirl/that-color-scheme-should-be-illegal.jpg
― Laurel, Monday, 7 January 2008 22:49 (seventeen years ago)
haha i think my original thing was that the people who came into the bar and ordered diet coke and rum were usually the worst people in the world. I think I told L the taste of it made me feel like I had just vomited.
all the bartenders at the bar were also amazed at how many people bought stella (Oh wow! They have Stella!) like it was this classy beer when it was the worst beer we carried in that price range.
― Yerac, Monday, 7 January 2008 22:51 (seventeen years ago)
JUST DRINK WATER PEOPLE.
I have no clue what I am talking about anymore.
― Yerac, Monday, 7 January 2008 22:52 (seventeen years ago)
I don't know either, but want to come out tonight?
― Laurel, Monday, 7 January 2008 22:59 (seventeen years ago)
Yerac, OTM.
― Michael White, Monday, 7 January 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)
maybe i will come out tonight and ask every bartender if they have wine bartles and james or smirnoff ice, and then ask for a rum and diet coke.
― Yerac, Monday, 7 January 2008 23:09 (seventeen years ago)
thats cool. i'll come out tonight and not give a shit about what anyone else is drinking and have fun.
― murderdogger, Monday, 7 January 2008 23:12 (seventeen years ago)
You will totally not get through that speech without giggling. And I definitely will not get through your speech without giggling.
― Laurel, Monday, 7 January 2008 23:15 (seventeen years ago)
you two sound like a blast
― chaki, Monday, 7 January 2008 23:18 (seventeen years ago)
diet soda drinking paranoia.
― Yerac, Monday, 7 January 2008 23:19 (seventeen years ago)
ha, i don't even know what everyone drinks anyway, besides laurel because jon makes a deal about it.
― Yerac, Monday, 7 January 2008 23:20 (seventeen years ago)
oh and sleep because i once stole his guinness.
i am comfortable with my choice of soft drink and sexuality. and hey as long as she gets drunk she can have whatever she wants.
― chaki, Monday, 7 January 2008 23:21 (seventeen years ago)
YOU CAN BATHE YOUR PENIS IN DIET COKE BUBBLES AND IT IS OK.
― Yerac, Monday, 7 January 2008 23:21 (seventeen years ago)
Yerac's hilarious. I'm just her foil.
― Laurel, Monday, 7 January 2008 23:26 (seventeen years ago)
i dont give a shit what anyone drinks, but i do find it only a tad amusing when people order stella thinking its a nice fauncy beer.
but who am i to talk, for crissakes i LOVED zima xxx when it came out! R.I.P. BLACK CHERRY ZIMA XXX :( :( :(
anyway deal breaker would be someone who wouldnt be willing to get high with me tonight and watch 'they live'
― homosexual II, Monday, 7 January 2008 23:36 (seventeen years ago)
yeah, i actually don't give a shit what people drink either and think it's funny that it's such a newsflash that since bartenders are usually sober assholes and you are drunk they will hate you for many reasons.
― Yerac, Monday, 7 January 2008 23:42 (seventeen years ago)
at least we can all agree on people that think stella is good are pretty silly. i don't think they are douche bags though. just uneducated.
― chaki, Monday, 7 January 2008 23:44 (seventeen years ago)
i'm glad i can walk to a bar that has maudite and chimay on tap
― omar little, Monday, 7 January 2008 23:49 (seventeen years ago)
I had my first horrible skunky draft beer for the first time in a while on saturday and was just like "whoa, tastes like good times" since it reminded me of being really young and not knowing how beer should taste. we all finished our bad beer.
― Yerac, Monday, 7 January 2008 23:53 (seventeen years ago)
sometimes I would just rather have a stella. it's like going back to my coors light phase without actually having to be reminded what coors light really tastes like
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)
Stella is good for "I would like a watery/refreshing domestic beer but I will pay two dollars for it to taste slightly better than that"
But what is better for that is inevitably Rolling Rock anyway
― nabisco, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)
haha xpost!
I would get pretty excited if I walked into a bar with Icehouse, actually. Maybe just two taps -- Icehouse and some kind of oatmeal stout
― nabisco, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 00:02 (seventeen years ago)
i love rolling rock
― chaki, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 00:03 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.allagash.com/images/pics/curieux.gif
^^recommend highly
― omar little, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 00:08 (seventeen years ago)
i hate the taste of beer but i once dreamed i was drinking stella and loving it.
― Rubyredd, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 00:09 (seventeen years ago)
i think i am the only person i know who hates beer.
― Rubyredd, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 00:10 (seventeen years ago)
it's an acquired taste
― chaki, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 00:14 (seventeen years ago)
beer
― admrl, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 00:14 (seventeen years ago)
i am sadly all-too familiar with the taste of coors light, since it practically comes out of the water fountain at my work
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 01:02 (seventeen years ago)
stellas not that bad - better than heineken or yuengling or rolling rock
― 69, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 01:19 (seventeen years ago)
but mostly i dont fuck w green bottles
back to deal breakers then
- green bottles
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 01:20 (seventeen years ago)
ying-yang tattoos
― Rubyredd, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 01:22 (seventeen years ago)
Ying-Yang Twin tattoos
― milo z, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 01:26 (seventeen years ago)
THE PAPER ON THE TOP OF STELLA'S CAP = WORST IDEA EVER
― Yerac, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 01:27 (seventeen years ago)
oh shit I can't believe I forgot this one
- can't use chopsticks
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 01:29 (seventeen years ago)
passive-aggresiveness.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 01:35 (seventeen years ago)
^^seconded
― Rubyredd, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 01:42 (seventeen years ago)
-- homosexual II, Monday, January 7, 2008 11:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
<3<3<3
― latebloomer, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 01:45 (seventeen years ago)
Nobody's gonna explain the jolly ranchers thing and I'm gonna have to try it, aren't i?
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 02:04 (seventeen years ago)
i told you already, ponies!
― latebloomer, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 02:14 (seventeen years ago)
Yeah, fucking elementary school students in the early eighties can suck my ass.
― dell, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 02:14 (seventeen years ago)
smoker piercings talks with food in their mouth
― Kerm, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 02:17 (seventeen years ago)
The Stella thing I think is attributable to the fact that it's a Belgian beer, so people are like "whoa, it's Belgian, so it must be quality". I think I made the same mistake for some duration a few years ago and it became a cheap-ish default beer for me when out, but nowadays similar default would be weird choice like Carlsberg or something.
― dell, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 02:27 (seventeen years ago)
But FWIW I get the impression that in the UK Stella has a whole different thing around it than in the US? Like in UK it is the non-UK lager choice supremo, possibly?
― dell, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 02:28 (seventeen years ago)
it's the best selling beer in the country
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 02:32 (seventeen years ago)
smells like an ex
― gr8080, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 02:37 (seventeen years ago)
ok, wow, that makes sense now, as well as helping to put together the pieces floating around in my mind that insisted that Stella enjoyed some esp. privileged status over there.
― dell, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 02:41 (seventeen years ago)
yuengling > stella > heineken > rolling rock
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 02:45 (seventeen years ago)
rolling rock was my first legal drink.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 02:46 (seventeen years ago)
Yeah, Stella is just a default beer for UK people who don't really care about beer. It's the national beer in the same way that chicken tikka masala is the national dish.
― admrl, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 02:52 (seventeen years ago)
talking about stella artois
haha j/k, you guys...
but seriously, so not gonna happen.
― Kerm, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 02:56 (seventeen years ago)
I have never seen Stella in these parts.
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 03:00 (seventeen years ago)
i was surprised to learn that rolling rock was available outside western pennsylvania
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 03:05 (seventeen years ago)
I drank Yuengling a lot when I lived in pennsylvania because it was almost free, so I find so weird people voluntarily pay $4 for a bottle of it here.
― Yerac, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 03:06 (seventeen years ago)
compared to here, all beer in pennsylvania is almost free
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 03:13 (seventeen years ago)
yuengling is low-man on the totem pole for me
― 69, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 03:14 (seventeen years ago)
Yuengling lager; fuck that, it's really too much like H20. But some of their other stuff is good.
Stella, meh...I like Heineken, even though people swear it tastes skunky (green bottle phenomenon?) and Rolling Rock is maybe just above PBR? Like, maybe alarmingly piss-tasting, but deal-able...as opposed to Budweiser which I swear tastes like ashtray residue and just plain makes me wanna yark. Plus the label on Budweiser is so ingrained into my head from repeated exposure that it seems like some demonic quantity of an especially banal order. On the one or two occasions I've coughed up money for Budweiser I've hated myself.
― dell, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 03:26 (seventeen years ago)
buds ok by me
― 69, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 03:28 (seventeen years ago)
I dunno, it does my palate wrong, somehow. I know this is paranoid, but I feel like there's some weird stuff added to the mix, the same way that weird stuff is added to Marlboro cigarettes.
― dell, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 03:30 (seventeen years ago)
Or Camels, or whatever.
― dell, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 03:31 (seventeen years ago)
bud is fine, underrated
― deej, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 09:07 (seventeen years ago)
i dont think ive ever seen a yuengling beer! maybe i havent been paying attention.
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 14:45 (seventeen years ago)
i think yuengling is sort of a philly thing
― max, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 14:46 (seventeen years ago)
I feel like pitchers or Yuengling during happy hour were something like $2-$4.
― Yerac, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 14:56 (seventeen years ago)
its cheaper than water at philadelphia bars in my limited experience
― max, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 14:57 (seventeen years ago)
it sounds like it could be a fun word to say
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 15:06 (seventeen years ago)
i was in south carolina over the holidaze and yuengling was everywhere.
― Jordan, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 15:51 (seventeen years ago)
sometimes i order a stella just so i can drink it out of that fancy glass.
― Jordan, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 15:52 (seventeen years ago)
stella is skunky like 75% of the time for some reason
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 15:54 (seventeen years ago)
is stella really that bad? or just overpriced? i think i had it once but it was pretty unmemorable
― carne asada, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 15:55 (seventeen years ago)
it's completely inoffensive except that it seems to go bad really quickly or easily?
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 15:58 (seventeen years ago)
http://data.tumblr.com/aGkz4XFcZ3t1ng0dhQUTPr8X_500.jpg
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 15:58 (seventeen years ago)
has anyone had the belgian beer KWAK? that comes in a FUN glass!!!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4e/Kwak.jpg
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 16:23 (seventeen years ago)
my wife had one a few months ago--she kind of struggled with it. i was surprised and relieved that nothing got spilled or broken.
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 16:31 (seventeen years ago)
oh god that glass is embarrassing. i swear i'd had it before in a normal glass... then i ordered it somewhere else, already a little tanked, and i get this fucking victorian scientific contraption to deal with, the whole bar staring
― gff, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 17:07 (seventeen years ago)
this is the kind of thing i go through
― gff, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 17:08 (seventeen years ago)
Life is hard.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 17:10 (seventeen years ago)
oh god don't even tell me
― gff, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 17:12 (seventeen years ago)
It's all about death, suffering, and the New York Yankees.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 17:18 (seventeen years ago)
if you're a yankees fan all you've got is suffering.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 17:19 (seventeen years ago)
Also since I'm listening to alt-country today, it appears to be about heartbreak, liquor, and coming home to your guitar, who's the only girl you can really trust anyway.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 17:20 (seventeen years ago)
where noizers become legends
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 17:20 (seventeen years ago)
hah, i was just checking craigslist to see if there were any deals to be had. unless you've got a thing for mim strats, you're sol in chicago.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 17:23 (seventeen years ago)
If you could hold your woman like you hold your whiskey I'd still be in your arms If you're gonna fill your glass and leave my heart empty Then let old Jack Daniel's keep you warm
― kenan, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 17:24 (seventeen years ago)
deal breaker: turning threads maudlin.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 17:26 (seventeen years ago)
xp My thoughts exactly.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 17:27 (seventeen years ago)
I just nearly quoted one of Ween's golden country greats
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 17:45 (seventeen years ago)
^^ deal breaker ^^
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 17:55 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.scottkleper.com/blog/webtv.gif
― am0n, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 17:56 (seventeen years ago)
wtf is up with this board nowadays
― chaki, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 18:08 (seventeen years ago)
LOOK IN THE MIRROR FATTEY
― ian, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 18:10 (seventeen years ago)
lookin' good, chakster.
― chaki, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 18:12 (seventeen years ago)
how YOU doin
― 69, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 18:13 (seventeen years ago)
leaves tv on all the time
― nickalicious, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 19:28 (seventeen years ago)
spends entire subway ride on cell phone
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 19:53 (seventeen years ago)
rides subway instead of BUS
― 69, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 19:53 (seventeen years ago)
hates the BUS
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 19:55 (seventeen years ago)
who gets cellphone service on the subway?!
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 19:56 (seventeen years ago)
i do i do
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 19:57 (seventeen years ago)
there was a douchebag on the bus this morning trying to negotiate a lower rate on a credit card or something before finally canceling his account. talked way too loud the entire ride then not only left his newspaper on the seat but drank the last of his coffee and dropped the cup on the floor inside the bus before stepping out the back door. THERE WAS A FUCKING TRASH BARREL RIGHT THERE!!! i found it disproportionately infuriating.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 19:57 (seventeen years ago)
-- bell_labs, Tuesday, January 8, 2008 1:56 PM (Tuesday, January 8, 2008 1:56 PM) Bookmark Link
they put cellular one service in the tunnels in chicago last summer. i'm quite surprised murder rates haven't increased a thousand fold.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 19:58 (seventeen years ago)
verizon has an exclusive lease on the underground cabling tunnels in DC from back when they got the contract for the subway pay phones
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:02 (seventeen years ago)
also:
-- thinks buses are great
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:03 (seventeen years ago)
love you lots tombots
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:04 (seventeen years ago)
gets annoyed easily by strangers
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:05 (seventeen years ago)
who the fuck actually likes buses??
― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:05 (seventeen years ago)
me
― 69, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:05 (seventeen years ago)
me, i love buses
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:06 (seventeen years ago)
sunshine and fresh air and pretty girls
― 69, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:06 (seventeen years ago)
like 'yaay i'm riding the bus today just like every other day! this is a great part of my day!' kind of like?
― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:06 (seventeen years ago)
look i like my life
― 69, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:07 (seventeen years ago)
hahaha
― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:08 (seventeen years ago)
i love riding the bus, it's brighter than the metro, it's um blue instead of nasty orange and white, somehow more relaxing less crowded.
repetition can be good. did i even spell that right?
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:10 (seventeen years ago)
i just would choose subway over bus. and biking over that. maybe b/c i've spent a lot of my life on public transit buses. also i get a little motion-ill too ugh
― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:11 (seventeen years ago)
tell me more about these fresh air/pretty girl buses
― gff, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:11 (seventeen years ago)
i am sure in most big cities the bus is fun, but in denver everytime i ride the bus it seems most passengers are hobos and stinky people in starter jackets
so i just drive my suburban SUV instead. i left it running in the parking garage while i ran into work real quick (8 hours).
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:12 (seventeen years ago)
90% of my bus love comes from riding the metro for 3 years straight, i'm sure i'll get sick of it.
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:12 (seventeen years ago)
standing on a train slightly > standing on a bus
― kenan, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:13 (seventeen years ago)
i like it when the bus driver is angry at his union and/or employer and wears non-regulation shorts and turns the radio up
― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:14 (seventeen years ago)
and is surly in a nice way
― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:15 (seventeen years ago)
i had a bus driver who'd play 'whistle while you work' on the morning route
― gff, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:15 (seventeen years ago)
i think im in love with 69
― chaki, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:19 (seventeen years ago)
gff are you sure you were riding a bus, and not the steen?
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:20 (seventeen years ago)
i hate riding the bus, but then again my experience is limited almost exclusively to school and l.a. transit buses.
― omar little, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:20 (seventeen years ago)
<3 aww chaki <3
buses in DC are more likely to have younger people on them, not going directly from suburban condos to government buildings - probably these people arent actually better-looking, but definitely more my style
― 69, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:24 (seventeen years ago)
Brooklyn buses are great, you get to listen to all kinds of conversations and they go places the subway doesn't.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:25 (seventeen years ago)
xp more likely than the metro that is
― 69, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:25 (seventeen years ago)
LA transit buses with definitely put you off to the idea
― carne asada, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:25 (seventeen years ago)
brooklyn buses are alright, but i wouldn't want to depend on one for my commute again.
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:27 (seventeen years ago)
montreal buses are generally slow and stifling
streetcars are pretty awesome though! we do not have them here
― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:27 (seventeen years ago)
obv you have never had a ride on teh big blue
― chaki, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:31 (seventeen years ago)
i just saw the coffee cup guy in the building! i wonder if he works at the press and if he does, why he got off at 57th st.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:32 (seventeen years ago)
Oh, so now we're talking about buses now.
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:33 (seventeen years ago)
yeah that's what happens
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:33 (seventeen years ago)
nah, i'm old school RTD
― carne asada, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:34 (seventeen years ago)
living off the end of the b61 seemed to be a deal breaker for most of my friends ;_;'
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:35 (seventeen years ago)
also people were really snooty about queens
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:36 (seventeen years ago)
i would ride the bus over taking the subway anyday. i find the bus comforting and relaxing.
― Yerac, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:41 (seventeen years ago)
there was a douchebag on the bus this morning trying to negotiate a lower rate on a credit card or something before finally canceling his account. talked way too loud the entire ride then not only left his newspaper on the seat but drank the last of his coffee and dropped the cup on the floor inside the bus before stepping out the back door. THERE WAS A FUCKING TRASH BARREL RIGHT THERE!!! i found it disproportionately infuriating. -- chicago kevin
life is rough
― chaki, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:43 (seventeen years ago)
i like the bus, but it's definitely a leisure time activity and not really practical for my commute--traffic is too unpredictable and schedule not dependable enough.
― ian, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:44 (seventeen years ago)
i used to hate riding the bus, but where i live now, there's never more than 3 other passengers, and most of the time it's just me. and if i'm late to the bustop the driver waits for me. i also don't have to ring the bell, because he knows where i get off.
― Rubyredd, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:46 (seventeen years ago)
also, wow, chaki's defending litterbugs now! bottom of the barrel.
― ian, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:46 (seventeen years ago)
Oakland buses are a whole new thang, Ruby.
― chaki, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:47 (seventeen years ago)
you mean in a bad way?
― Rubyredd, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:47 (seventeen years ago)
bad exciting!
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:48 (seventeen years ago)
jordan's buying me a bike, so i have to cycle everywhere ;_;
― Rubyredd, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:49 (seventeen years ago)
you're going to need to ride the bus to get places.
― chaki, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:50 (seventeen years ago)
what about the train?
― Rubyredd, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:51 (seventeen years ago)
it will take you a very few places
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:52 (seventeen years ago)
theres an oakland BART stop right below my org's office out there
― 69, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:53 (seventeen years ago)
BUT DEAL BREAKERS OK...
GUM IN HAIR!
<3<3
― sunny successor, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:55 (seventeen years ago)
BART is neat, Rubes, you're guna love it. There are robot voices that tell you when the next train is coming and the seats are cushioned! It's like BLADE RUNNER!
― chaki, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 20:55 (seventeen years ago)
"i've seen things you people wouldn't believe"
― gff, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 21:08 (seventeen years ago)
"it's like blade runner" and/or "it's like logan's run" would basically be my main reasons why I love the DC metro
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 21:09 (seventeen years ago)
today I fucked up my timetable and was engrossed in my book so I went through the cemetery to the pentagon and had to reverse direction after going through two stops and it only made me 12 minutes late to work. that shit is money.
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 21:10 (seventeen years ago)
man that sounds like some hardy boys shit
― 69, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 21:11 (seventeen years ago)
"through the cemetary to the pentagon" "reverse direction"
― 69, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 21:14 (seventeen years ago)
fussy eaters
― Kerm, Friday, 11 January 2008 21:17 (seventeen years ago)
i am not buying rubyredd a bike!
― Jordan, Friday, 11 January 2008 21:21 (seventeen years ago)
fussy eaters = a typo, right?
― nabisco, Friday, 11 January 2008 21:22 (seventeen years ago)
nabicso otm
― a typo, Friday, 11 January 2008 21:32 (seventeen years ago)
lololololo
― chaki, Friday, 11 January 2008 21:33 (seventeen years ago)
different jordan! but he is jewish.
― Rubyredd, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:25 (seventeen years ago)
xxx: (you are quite fun to talk to) xxx: do you read xkcd?
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 24 January 2008 05:50 (seventeen years ago)
3 XKCD ON WORK FRIDGE 1. SQL JOKE 2. SOME NES NOSTALGIA BULLSHIT 7 YRS TOO LATE 3. SOME OTHER BORING SHIT ABOUT WINDOWS ME
― sleep, Thursday, 24 January 2008 06:44 (seventeen years ago)
#1 LESS DRUNK THAN ME
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 24 January 2008 07:35 (seventeen years ago)
that what I just posted, in the context of this thread, is the most depressing truth of all truths ever muttered quietly in the interest of not letting everybody know the five depressing truths
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 24 January 2008 07:37 (seventeen years ago)
retainers
― tehresa, Thursday, 24 January 2008 07:38 (seventeen years ago)
dental?
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 24 January 2008 07:41 (seventeen years ago)
yes, inspired by 'what's on yr desk' thread
― tehresa, Thursday, 24 January 2008 07:42 (seventeen years ago)
lives in manhattan
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 24 January 2008 07:48 (seventeen years ago)
lives in the dorms
changing itunes to the strokes naked
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 24 January 2008 07:49 (seventeen years ago)
putting in a diaphragm and not telling you
lives in westchester
trumps manhattan
― tehresa, Thursday, 24 January 2008 07:51 (seventeen years ago)
is cute until I realize her smirk reminds me of david strathairn
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 24 January 2008 08:29 (seventeen years ago)
reading "Eat Pray Love"
― El Tomboto, Monday, 3 March 2008 08:30 (seventeen years ago)
ahaha a friend told me to read that yesterday
― rrrobyn, Monday, 3 March 2008 13:27 (seventeen years ago)
when we were saying bye i was like 'so i'll look into that eat, sleep, pray book' and she said the right title and i said 'i'm pretty tired though'
― rrrobyn, Monday, 3 March 2008 13:30 (seventeen years ago)
I think it's just for female Patrick Batemans.
― Nicole, Monday, 3 March 2008 14:24 (seventeen years ago)
i recently broke it off with a girl who was reading that.
― Jordan, Monday, 3 March 2008 18:08 (seventeen years ago)
Having any amount over $200,000 in her briefcase.
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 3 March 2008 18:20 (seventeen years ago)
PP is that a reference to something? I don't get it.
― El Tomboto, Monday, 3 March 2008 20:37 (seventeen years ago)
yeah having that amount sounds :D
― deej, Monday, 3 March 2008 20:38 (seventeen years ago)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hmZFHjQfx-o
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 3 March 2008 20:48 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.ccmb.co.uk/fudforum/images/smiley_icons/tumble.gif
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 3 March 2008 20:49 (seventeen years ago)
ha, no, i thought it was mucho funny
― jaxon, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:31 (seventeen years ago)
when i flip past that show, it seems both dumb and incomprehensible to me.
― Jordan, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:34 (seventeen years ago)
people flip the fuck out on that show. dancing and crying and all this bullshit
― jaxon, Monday, 3 March 2008 23:16 (seventeen years ago)
how to balance an even number of deal breakers + deal sealers??!
for ex., "doesn't like rap" vs. "works for beer company, gets free beer always"
― Jordan, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 14:51 (seventeen years ago)
girls who like rap are kinda overrated
― and what, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 14:56 (seventeen years ago)
you get a good one & its the best shit ever but most of em are boho headwrap chicks or white girls who smoke too much
― and what, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 14:57 (seventeen years ago)
yeah, this is more of a 'white girls who drink too much' situation.
― Jordan, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 15:03 (seventeen years ago)
You rang?
― Laurel, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 15:15 (seventeen years ago)
Mandee to thread
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 15:28 (seventeen years ago)
-- and what, Wednesday, March 26, 2008 2:57 PM (
^ truth bomb
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 15:30 (seventeen years ago)
ok but does she hate it or just not listen to it (uninformed/unaware)?
― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 15:32 (seventeen years ago)
neutral toward rap is fine, hate rap is a deal breaker
― max, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 15:33 (seventeen years ago)
i didn't press her on it b/c i feared the answer :/
― Jordan, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 15:41 (seventeen years ago)
hating pop would be a deal-breaker.
― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 15:48 (seventeen years ago)
i could imagine maybe gettin with a girl who hated rap if she was like a bitchy joan didion type who played the cello or something
― and what, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 15:48 (seventeen years ago)
the kind of white girl who likes rap is generally a bad look
― and what, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 15:49 (seventeen years ago)
raspy voice, talks like juno, quasi-racist love of hood shit
my girlfriend only likes lil mama and 3 6
― max, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 15:50 (seventeen years ago)
what about girls who quote lauryn hill in class?
― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 15:51 (seventeen years ago)
Lohan voice = DNW
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 16:07 (seventeen years ago)
my gf only likes Flo Rida lol
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 16:08 (seventeen years ago)
if a girl likes rap as pop/dance/club music thats fine
― deej, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 16:16 (seventeen years ago)
if she likes rap like 'why didn't you invite me to the beatnuts show?' its a little suspect. otm w/ headwrap vs. stoner
― deej, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 16:17 (seventeen years ago)
actually if she wants to go to a beatnuts show shes probably one of the good ones
― deej, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 16:19 (seventeen years ago)
-- and what, Wednesday, March 26, 2008 3:49 PM
every gay guy i know who likes rap is like this
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 16:22 (seventeen years ago)
memorable convo circa the release of be in 05:
"i don't really listen to like political rap you know? if i listen to rap i wanna hear about thug shit, shootin people and sellin crack [maniacal laugh] you know??"
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 16:24 (seventeen years ago)
ok guys, i've been holding back, but there was also "it's weird, i like everything, but the only music i can take a nap to is really aggressive stuff like korn or disturbed".
i told myself i wouldn't what kind of music a chick listens to but that is pretty o_O.
― Jordan, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 16:26 (seventeen years ago)
wow you guys are so picky! must drive the girls wild!
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 16:28 (seventeen years ago)
s1ocki's dating a member of the family values tour?
― deej, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 16:29 (seventeen years ago)
ha holy shit i didnt realize there still WAS a family values tour
― deej, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 16:32 (seventeen years ago)
^ whisper campaign xpost lol
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 16:34 (seventeen years ago)
thinks intelligent design should be taught alongside evolution
― milo z, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 22:22 (seventeen years ago)
takes camera to show, wants me to take photos of lights and smoke that she does not need
― caek, Thursday, 27 March 2008 00:00 (seventeen years ago)
better than wanting to take pictures of indie boys in band
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 27 March 2008 00:20 (seventeen years ago)
shitty digicam with too-wide lens for the size of the room + indie boys at show = photos of smoke and lights
― caek, Thursday, 27 March 2008 00:34 (seventeen years ago)
xxxx: haha i am watching one of my favorite movies xxxx: Lord of the rings
then...
xxxx: oh yeah i am a harry potter fan xxxx: not crazy like those who dressed up when the last book came out xxxx: but i was in the line to get it 
― tehresa, Saturday, 5 April 2008 00:47 (seventeen years ago)
are you IMing my 11yr old sister?
― jaxon, Saturday, 5 April 2008 02:14 (seventeen years ago)
she was IMing deej
:D lol jk deej
― deeznuts, Saturday, 5 April 2008 02:36 (seventeen years ago)
i) girls who like horses too much ii) jailbait iii) uggs-wearin hos
more 2 cum as i think of it~
― cankles, Saturday, 5 April 2008 03:49 (seventeen years ago)
uggs kill
― tehresa, Saturday, 5 April 2008 04:08 (seventeen years ago)
does tza not get that all of that was sarcasm except the very last bit?
― deeznuts, Saturday, 5 April 2008 04:12 (seventeen years ago)
yeah i am one of the white girls who smokes too much w33d and likes rap
― homosexual II, Saturday, 5 April 2008 17:37 (seventeen years ago)
ugg life
― and what, Saturday, 5 April 2008 18:05 (seventeen years ago)
theres this scene of mexican girls out here that are hella cute and dress like m.i.a. and wear uggs. would hit again.
― chaki, Saturday, 5 April 2008 18:14 (seventeen years ago)
http://shell.reverse.net/~sil/vista/ganguro-girl-phone.jpg
― Mr. Goodman, Sunday, 6 April 2008 15:53 (seventeen years ago)
deal breaker: cannot laugh at shitty paul verhoeven films
(brought to you by the boy at work i thought was sort of dreamy until he scoffed at me for liking 'showgirls')
― homosexual II, Monday, 7 April 2008 03:48 (seventeen years ago)
drinks Red Bull or white zinfindel chews gum all the time wears pleated pants is into "chill" music
― kate78, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 19:35 (seventeen years ago)
has never voted old enough to have voted for a kennedy in a presedential election.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 19:37 (seventeen years ago)
drinks red bull AND white zinfandel = deal sealer
― Jordan, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 19:41 (seventeen years ago)
^^^ actually the recipe for a "pawtucket pole dancer" iirc
― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 19:46 (seventeen years ago)
Juicy Couture
― wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 16:24 (seventeen years ago)
if she does or says or looks like or has a tat or haircut or basically manifests anything that makes me think of Bettie Page
― wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 16:25 (seventeen years ago)
wanky, plz refer those who don't make the cut to me, thx.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 16:40 (seventeen years ago)
IS A JERK
― Abbott, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 16:56 (seventeen years ago)
IS A BIG JERK
IS A PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE BUT ARROGANT JERK
IS A STRAIGHT UP JERK
hahaha wanko I enjoy your anti-Juicy policy
Wants to split an appetizer at a fake Denny's for date meal
― Abbott, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 16:58 (seventeen years ago)
uh, i'd go with "considers a fake denny's appropriate for a date".
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 17:03 (seventeen years ago)
It all kind of went downhill from there...
― Abbott, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 17:06 (seventeen years ago)
Rolling US Economy Into The Shitbin Thread: Dating Edition
― Kerm, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 17:08 (seventeen years ago)
i don't mind betty page girls.
kevin, i would think you would be into fake denny's date.
― Jordan, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 17:35 (seventeen years ago)
why's that?
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 18:02 (seventeen years ago)
cheap and unpretentious
― Jordan, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 18:05 (seventeen years ago)
i want different things from my restaurants than i want from my rock n roll.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 18:06 (seventeen years ago)
Uggs + Sweatpants
― joygoat, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 19:38 (seventeen years ago)
ew.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 19:46 (seventeen years ago)
-- joygoat, Wednesday, April 9, 2008 2:38 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
aka college girls
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 April 2008 19:47 (seventeen years ago)
Chance encounter at show, call to say "bye" when leaving and can't find them to do it in person. <-Deal breaker y/n? I need to know because I did this (she no answer) and she hasn't called since (4 days ago).
― nickalicious, Thursday, 10 April 2008 13:37 (seventeen years ago)
casual encounters break dealz
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 10 April 2008 13:48 (seventeen years ago)
not a deal breaker, but maybe call her today and see if she wants to hang this weekend
― 69, Thursday, 10 April 2008 13:49 (seventeen years ago)
thinks the harry potter movies "leave out too much"
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 10 April 2008 17:45 (seventeen years ago)
I'm too much of a nice guy honestly
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 10 April 2008 17:46 (seventeen years ago)
but are you an honest guy?
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 10 April 2008 17:47 (seventeen years ago)
if I was completely honest about how much of a nice guy I'm being most of the time I wouldn't be a nice guy anymore
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 10 April 2008 17:53 (seventeen years ago)
think about that shit, cause it's true
man you think too much.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 10 April 2008 17:55 (seventeen years ago)
^^^^ deal breaker (to ladies)
― El Tomboto, Friday, 11 April 2008 03:35 (seventeen years ago)
should also possibly go in truth bombs
― El Tomboto, Friday, 11 April 2008 03:36 (seventeen years ago)
Israeli military t-shirt
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 5 May 2008 16:36 (seventeen years ago)
Birthright Israel
^ actually, I'd like a free trip so forget about that
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 5 May 2008 16:37 (seventeen years ago)
Is the Israeli military t-shirt part of a viral marketing campaign for that new Adam Sandler movie?
― mh, Monday, 5 May 2008 16:39 (seventeen years ago)
i either am or aspire to be approx 95% of these DBs
― sunny successor, Monday, 5 May 2008 16:54 (seventeen years ago)
ungodly snoring
― milo z, Saturday, 28 June 2008 21:48 (sixteen years ago)
from NYT.com comments section, tips on how to sell you house
Two words: Remove Stains. I learned that lesson selling my first house. A wonderful selling point of my house is the large two-car garage. Impeccably maintained, with sturdy shelves, cabinets and solid workbenches - perfect for a man's man dream workshop. Now, I'm a hunter; killing game is what I do. Normally not an important detail when selling your house, but cleaning animals is, like or not, a part of the hunting process. The problem is that after years of slicing, dicing and hanging fresh kill to drain in the garage, a rather large crimson-tinged stain has formed in the center of the concrete floor. Kind of hard to explain away to prospective buyers, especially when they see the stain first, then the meat hook hanging directly above (a permanent fixture, unfortunately - or fortunately, depending on how you look at it). Take my word for it, "suspicious stains" are a sure deal breaker! - zef, NYC
― dmr, Monday, 30 June 2008 19:18 (sixteen years ago)
ladies and gentlemen, the suspicious stains
― get bent, Monday, 30 June 2008 19:27 (sixteen years ago)
haunted garage
― sunny successor, Monday, 30 June 2008 19:28 (sixteen years ago)
my neighbor found a wooden dildo from late 1800s/early 20th c under their floor
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 30 June 2008 19:30 (sixteen years ago)
that would make for an interesting episode of Antiques Roadshow
― dmr, Monday, 30 June 2008 19:32 (sixteen years ago)
that reminds me of a popup book my family had when i was a kid called "Naughty 90s" referring to the 1890s. it was mostly drawings of women whose skirts and/or legs would pop up when you turned the page.
― sunny successor, Monday, 30 June 2008 19:36 (sixteen years ago)
my friend found a ouija board in the crawlspace of his house along with a creepy photo from the '70s taken in his living room.
― omar little, Monday, 30 June 2008 19:36 (sixteen years ago)
with a creepy photo from the '70s taken in his living room.
THAT would be creepy. I need to make my own and stick it in one of the upper cabinets.
"I'm iN yr house, dRANING my fresh K1ll"
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 30 June 2008 19:54 (sixteen years ago)
dbs lately:
LONG DISTANCE FUCK YOU
no LA no San Jose no Cupertino no Palo Alto no Redwood City
NO MORE, DAWGS
― Steve Shasta, Monday, 30 June 2008 20:33 (sixteen years ago)
lets dog watch us do it
― don't try to church it up (nickalicious), Saturday, 1 August 2009 15:00 (fifteen years ago)
vegetarian
― don't try to church it up (nickalicious), Saturday, 1 August 2009 15:01 (fifteen years ago)
whoops i meant to type 'vegetarian who only eats meat replacement foods and not actual vegetables' but got itchy on the trigger finger
ie tacos w morningstar veggie crumbles, etc
so otm about meat replacement foods. i don't even care if u wanna eat actual meat just stop eating veggie crumbles please
― blobfish russian (harbl), Saturday, 1 August 2009 16:15 (fifteen years ago)
mentions FEMA camps
― BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 1 August 2009 16:18 (fifteen years ago)
lol nick. both of those are dealbreakers for me!
― cutty, Saturday, 1 August 2009 21:40 (fifteen years ago)
srsly, the dog is not going to stay in the room while we fuck, is he? i'm out.
(x)
― sleep, Sunday, 2 August 2009 00:27 (fifteen years ago)
unless you're joining in, stay out doggie
― HWA (latebloomer), Sunday, 2 August 2009 06:51 (fifteen years ago)
uhhh
― tehresa, Sunday, 2 August 2009 06:53 (fifteen years ago)
*evil grin*
― Fela Cruti (latebloomer), Sunday, 2 August 2009 08:03 (fifteen years ago)
― MY NAME IS ERICA AND I AM FUNKY (& eclectic) (ENBB), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 13:30 (fifteen years ago)
a puppy otm
― Bobkate Goldtwat (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 13:45 (fifteen years ago)
never on time
― ice cr?m paint job (milo z), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 18:35 (fifteen years ago)
what about cats in the room?
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 18:39 (fifteen years ago)
i wouldnt say no to a little pus- aaahhh stop it
― Bobkate Goldtwat (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 18:43 (fifteen years ago)
I remember one time in college I went to a little outdoor eating place to see a friend and meet his friends. Some girl almost immediately told me that facial hair and unkempt finger nails is an automatic turnoff for her. "nice to meet you too (weirdo)"
― CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 20:18 (fifteen years ago)
trim your nails ffs
― ian, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 20:23 (fifteen years ago)
shave your beard ffs
― CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 20:24 (fifteen years ago)
i... don't have one.
― ian, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 20:26 (fifteen years ago)
so you caved in did you
― CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 20:27 (fifteen years ago)
I'd ask if you were dating my roommate except she only goes for girls. EAT VEGETABLES. IT'S SUMMER, FFS.
― Like most people my age, I am 33 (Laurel), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 20:32 (fifteen years ago)
LORAX IS BACK BABBIES
― avuenjo, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 20:34 (fifteen years ago)
(in replay to my story) - It was just weird how this person spouted out these deal breakers from seemingly nowhere. It was like she was telling me "no dice" when I hadn't even talked to her let alone hit on her. And it's not like my nails or van dyke were in bad (let alone mediocre) shape either. But "that's a deal breaker" (30 rock reference for my homies)
― CaptainLorax, Friday, 7 August 2009 04:53 (fifteen years ago)
"tats," "tatted up" etc.
― ice cr?m paint job (milo z), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 19:33 (fifteen years ago)
You getting hit on by the boondock saints or what?
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 19 August 2009 19:42 (fifteen years ago)
"Why doesn't this music have any words?"
― Stereo no aware (Daruton), Sunday, 13 December 2009 21:59 (fifteen years ago)
Too much excessive repetitive punctuation in email!!!
Thinking that if you do stupid hateful shit while drunk, it doesn't count at all.
To quote achewood, church-faced retards
― mh, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:35 (fifteen years ago)
This thread is GOOD TIMES.
― Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Friday, 15 April 2011 02:50 (fourteen years ago)
abercrombiebubble teajealousyfistingmeth
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, January 3, 2008 5:31 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark
lol^
― gr8080, Friday, 15 April 2011 02:52 (fourteen years ago)
can't tell a 128 kbps mp3 from a FLAC
― unregistered, Saturday, 16 August 2014 20:52 (ten years ago)
i.e. possible to please with a USB stick that contains 20 x the amount of music an audiophile would enjoy, that seems like a good thing to a cheapskate like me.
― StanM, Saturday, 16 August 2014 20:59 (ten years ago)
but can you at least tell the difference? one can settle for lower bitrate files for convenience's sake without being completely oblivious to the dropoff in quality.
(fwiw I wouldn't seriously rate that as a relationship dealbreaker)
― unregistered, Saturday, 16 August 2014 21:10 (ten years ago)
Of course I can, but for some people sound quality doesn't matter that much, somehow.
― StanM, Saturday, 16 August 2014 21:34 (ten years ago)
dogg,
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Saturday, 16 August 2014 23:19 (ten years ago)
Lmoa
― 龜, Saturday, 16 August 2014 23:35 (ten years ago)
― mh, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 16:48 (ten years ago)
bubble meth
― example (crüt), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 16:49 (ten years ago)
fell asleep during Chinatown in a rep theater
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 17:19 (ten years ago)
favorite MBV album is Loveless
― scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Sunday, 11 October 2015 21:11 (nine years ago)
https://twitter.com/osutein/status/667433992308834304
― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2015 19:12 (nine years ago)
Writer of middle-grade witch fiction.
― welltris (crüt), Friday, 20 November 2015 19:18 (nine years ago)
^deal breaker
― scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Friday, 20 November 2015 19:54 (nine years ago)
(unless you are Diana Wynne Jones)
― scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Friday, 20 November 2015 19:55 (nine years ago)
Is above just fuckin frying an egg
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Friday, 20 November 2015 23:34 (nine years ago)
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41bejzwPFZL._SY344_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg
― noe love derp wev (wins), Friday, 20 November 2015 23:37 (nine years ago)
only acceptable dinner chez deems:
https://www.colourbox.com/preview/1501055-fried-egg-in-plate-isolated-on-white.jpg
― noe love derp wev (wins), Friday, 20 November 2015 23:39 (nine years ago)
Only acceptable dinner if the menu had one fuckin entry and the entry was "fried egg" tbf
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Friday, 20 November 2015 23:40 (nine years ago)
fuckin flip that egg over jesus
― the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 20 November 2015 23:48 (nine years ago)
Relax, it's just a ping pong ball on top of a frosted snickerdoodle
― brimstead, Friday, 20 November 2015 23:54 (nine years ago)
thinks shoegaze and dreampop are two clearly defined, mutually exclusive genres
― 90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 13:58 (seven years ago)
where they were and what they were doing on 9/11/01
― 90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:00 (seven years ago)
^ *can't remember where they were and what they were doing on 9/11/01
― 90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:02 (seven years ago)
attaches real significance to where they were and what they were doing on 9/11/01, and wants to tell you about it any chance they can get
― 90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:03 (seven years ago)
has ever ordered something off of Dunkin Donuts's lunch menu
― 90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:04 (seven years ago)
has ever posted on /r/the_donald or /r/relationship_advice
― 90 miles an hour (down a dead end thread) (unregistered), Monday, 24 July 2017 14:06 (seven years ago)
likes dank memes
attending for-profit schools
― mh, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 03:32 (seven years ago)
cries in obvious attempt to make you hug them, then tries to kiss you while you're hugging them
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 1 August 2017 18:35 (seven years ago)