encyclopedic knowledge of mtv dating shows and/or svu
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:00 (eighteen years ago)
good shoes
eats burritos weekly
likes facials
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:01 (eighteen years ago)
true
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:02 (eighteen years ago)
dark hair, cute smile.
― darraghmac, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:05 (eighteen years ago)
very very tolerant.
great apartment/house
― carne asada, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:06 (eighteen years ago)
likes animals enjoys mexican food doesn't panic when lost in the woods very very tolerant (of me)
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:06 (eighteen years ago)
perfect 'fit'
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:07 (eighteen years ago)
Large ass
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:08 (eighteen years ago)
Quotes Heathers a lot
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:09 (eighteen years ago)
no ass
-- latebloomer, Thursday, 3 January 2008 02:39 (1 hour ago) Link
ah yes xp dom
― 69, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:10 (eighteen years ago)
Librarian
― Trip Maker, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:11 (eighteen years ago)
likes sex outdoors
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:12 (eighteen years ago)
not all the time, tho
grows her own
― carne asada, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:13 (eighteen years ago)
has salsa in fridge
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:14 (eighteen years ago)
watches fresh prince re-runs
likes to fix cocktails.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:38 (eighteen years ago)
DADDY ISSUES.
-- chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:28 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:48 (eighteen years ago)
Knife skills Kind heart Brawn on the outside, brains on the in
― Laurel, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:54 (eighteen years ago)
eye sparkle
― Snop Snitchin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:54 (eighteen years ago)
Good in a crisis Good every day
― Laurel, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:56 (eighteen years ago)
carries the luggage
― lauren, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:57 (eighteen years ago)
likes dancing to the fall in their underwear
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 16:59 (eighteen years ago)
cooks fucking dinner
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:00 (eighteen years ago)
uncle_rico.jpg
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:00 (eighteen years ago)
happy drunk
hates sex and the city
knowledge of sci fi
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:01 (eighteen years ago)
doesn't mind having ass pinched
whoa jon yes yes yes
― 69, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:02 (eighteen years ago)
happy drunk so cruc
^ doesn't say god when i turn them on
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:03 (eighteen years ago)
noise board sincerity today is freaking me out
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:03 (eighteen years ago)
-- carne asada, Thursday, January 3, 2008 11:13 AM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
a+++ would date again
― max, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:03 (eighteen years ago)
LIKES HORSING AROUND IN THE MORNING OR WHEN STONED
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:04 (eighteen years ago)
wants kids, but not yet
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:06 (eighteen years ago)
wants mawwiage but not yet
enjoys making comedy voices
nice back-of-neck
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:06 (eighteen years ago)
has a mixed sex group of close friends
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:07 (eighteen years ago)
can dribble a basketball
can ride a bike or willing to learn
won't yell at me when i stay in bed until 2 p.m. on a saturday and instead will stay in bed with me (this was perhaps my favorite quality of last girl i dated. did not know how much better sleeping in could be).
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:08 (eighteen years ago)
likes that one band with three drummers.
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:08 (eighteen years ago)
bj wake-up calls & afternoon delites, yes
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:10 (eighteen years ago)
likes drummers
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:10 (eighteen years ago)
likes drumming
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:11 (eighteen years ago)
likes me drumming on her
starts conversations about new songs on the radio
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:12 (eighteen years ago)
reads a lot, reads different stuff and is neither snobby nor one dimensional about it--treats reading like a meal and not a candy bar
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:12 (eighteen years ago)
if i say i want to listen to the wailers and she doesn't put on reggae that's a deal sealer.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:18 (eighteen years ago)
owns records by 3 different bands that greg oblivian was in.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:19 (eighteen years ago)
understands that a person can spend a weekend consuming cheese and beer.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:23 (eighteen years ago)
^^^ wait, i may have been in the midwest too long.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:24 (eighteen years ago)
you wanna make out, kev? ;)
xp to "three greg skablivian records"
― ian, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:25 (eighteen years ago)
see dealer breakers thread ian. shame about that y chromosome.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:26 (eighteen years ago)
is as ignorant of contemporary pop music and TV series as I am
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:27 (eighteen years ago)
Is a drummer.
― nickalicious, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:28 (eighteen years ago)
Is a very good drummer.
listens to black metal
― latebloomer, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:33 (eighteen years ago)
an appreciation of onion rings, fried scallops, beer, and late afternoons in the summer by the seashore.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:35 (eighteen years ago)
fuck i've got to get back to the east coast.
or maybe try my hand at the west coast.
smarter than me
― 69, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:42 (eighteen years ago)
schools me on the current top 40
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:48 (eighteen years ago)
surfs, but not daily.
happy sober
will get up early on day off
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:49 (eighteen years ago)
affectionate without being clingy
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:50 (eighteen years ago)
loves animals and can enjoy the zoo w/ a clean concience
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:51 (eighteen years ago)
ugly duckling
^and/or grew out of tomboy phase
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:52 (eighteen years ago)
-- gr8080, Thursday, January 3, 2008 5:51 PM
yes. also, doesn't fully realize how goddamn beautiful / hot / sassy they really are
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:53 (eighteen years ago)
^croosh
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:54 (eighteen years ago)
yoga
-impressive collection of keyboard instruments -cat person -willing to indulge in crazy lois lane fantasies.
― ian, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:55 (eighteen years ago)
does her own thing
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:56 (eighteen years ago)
enjoys dog park
bikinis
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 January 2008 17:59 (eighteen years ago)
i think you mean "looks good in bikinis" rite?
― ian, Thursday, 3 January 2008 18:00 (eighteen years ago)
gets off hard
― 69, Thursday, 3 January 2008 18:02 (eighteen years ago)
shapely collarbone
― Ol Bertie Dastard, Thursday, 3 January 2008 18:08 (eighteen years ago)
squirter
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 January 2008 18:09 (eighteen years ago)
ignores God on a regular basis
― Ol Bertie Dastard, Thursday, 3 January 2008 18:10 (eighteen years ago)
will eat takeout/delivery in bed
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 January 2008 18:34 (eighteen years ago)
will lick butthole
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 January 2008 18:39 (eighteen years ago)
both eyes
― gbx, Thursday, 3 January 2008 18:40 (eighteen years ago)
tho one eye is cool if she's not hung up on it and will gladly take it out at parties and stuff for cheap lols
can actually throw
― gbx, Thursday, 3 January 2008 18:41 (eighteen years ago)
jordan s, you fucked up my follow up thread which was take 3 deal breakers and make your perfect mate. BE MORE ORIGINAL, assface. sheesh.
― chaki, Thursday, 3 January 2008 18:42 (eighteen years ago)
would roll eyes and sneer at the knowledge of this thread, but wouldn't hold it against you, then suggesting that you both get hot dogs
― gbx, Thursday, 3 January 2008 18:43 (eighteen years ago)
is the opposite of a drama queen
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 January 2008 18:52 (eighteen years ago)
likes to sleep in on weekends but also keeps in mind that restaurants stop serving BRUNCH around 3
― get bent, Thursday, 3 January 2008 18:53 (eighteen years ago)
knows that "in" is superfluous in "sleep in"
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 3 January 2008 18:59 (eighteen years ago)
kes to sleep in on weekends but also keeps in mind that restaurants stop serving BRUNCH around 3
yeah this is a problem. i wound up at moonshine once because of this.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:00 (eighteen years ago)
maybe you guys should try living in a real city!
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:04 (eighteen years ago)
take it to the new york classic or dud thread.
― ian, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:05 (eighteen years ago)
no city superiority complex
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:07 (eighteen years ago)
willing to start a fourth wave ska band with me
― bell_labs, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:15 (eighteen years ago)
YAY
― 69, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:16 (eighteen years ago)
All city-superiority zings accomplish is shaming people into driving up your rent. People who are REALLY cool move to Indianapolis. That's what's hardcore.
― nabisco, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:17 (eighteen years ago)
P.S. It is kind of a bummer to notice which of these deal-sealers have come by without successfully sealing the deal, if you know what I mean
― nabisco, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:18 (eighteen years ago)
nice to me when i'm sick nerdy jokes and offensive jokes cats not a hipster jerk
― bell_labs, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:18 (eighteen years ago)
those are all gold
― sunny successor, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:21 (eighteen years ago)
not a hipster jerk ^^ only hipsters care about this
― chaki, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:24 (eighteen years ago)
Some people's are def scaring me. Too much to live up to.
― Laurel, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:25 (eighteen years ago)
likes doing crosswords in bed
― Jordan, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:25 (eighteen years ago)
cats
― Jordan, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:26 (eighteen years ago)
will at least pretend to listen and pay attention when I go off on a ramble about macro perspectives vis a vis psychosocial/economic problems of modern human condition and inescapable stress of daily life brought on by trying to apply a technocratic solution to every little goddamn obstacle most of which I think have their sources in overpopulation, directly or otherwise, etc
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:26 (eighteen years ago)
doesn't hate rap and jazz
you should talk, you want a guy who's good in a crisis AND good "every day" + brains + brawn! Perhaps you should try www.dateanastronaut.com
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:28 (eighteen years ago)
Safari can’t open the page “http://www.dateanastronaut.com/” because it can’t find the server “www.dateanastronaut.com”.
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:30 (eighteen years ago)
enabler
― carne asada, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:31 (eighteen years ago)
doesn't ask "what's wrong" just because i'm not talking at the moment.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:32 (eighteen years ago)
is a forensic pathologist
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:32 (eighteen years ago)
actually, that should be reworded and put in the deal breakers since it's a pet peeve.
xpost.
srsly what is up with these threads
― rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:32 (eighteen years ago)
i am basically describing my boyfriend here
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:33 (eighteen years ago)
http://ult-tex.net/counts/val/bans/18.jpg
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:34 (eighteen years ago)
-- rrrobyn, Thursday, January 3, 2008 1:32 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
noize dudes wooking pa nub, cycling through it's annual routine
― gbx, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:39 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah I thought about that after posting, Tom!
― Laurel, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:40 (eighteen years ago)
-- elmo argonaut, Thursday, January 3, 2008 1:33 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
a doi
― gbx, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:40 (eighteen years ago)
gentleman in streets freak in sheets
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 6 January 2008 23:37 (eighteen years ago)
will let me watch dr who
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 6 January 2008 23:59 (eighteen years ago)
Likes to smoke weed and watch sci fi with pauses for cooking and sex
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 7 January 2008 01:12 (eighteen years ago)
still on aol
― wanko ergo sum, Monday, 7 January 2008 01:19 (eighteen years ago)
-- gr8080, Thursday, January 3, 2008 12:52 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Link
QFT
― max, Monday, 7 January 2008 09:24 (eighteen years ago)
Has your music on their myspace (!?).
― nickalicious, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:13 (eighteen years ago)
By "your" I mean mine.
― nickalicious, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:14 (eighteen years ago)
more successful than me got in some trouble at school well-educated enjoys sex (not a nympho) enjoys food (not a fattey) enjoys drinking (not an alky) wants dogs and kids, eventually no "history of" drug problems pretty no outstanding family issues
― remy bean, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:23 (eighteen years ago)
no "history of" drug problems no outstanding family issues
what do these things mean?
― bell_labs, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:25 (eighteen years ago)
Drives a Ford F250.
― nickalicious, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:25 (eighteen years ago)
"history of" = never actually history family issues = constant ongoing drama with parents
― remy bean, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:26 (eighteen years ago)
those two things don't compute with "got in some trouble at school"
― bell_labs, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:27 (eighteen years ago)
that's probably why i'm single?
― remy bean, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:28 (eighteen years ago)
don't fall in love with a groupie, nickalicious
― milo z, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:58 (eighteen years ago)
-- bell_labs, Thursday, January 10, 2008 2:27 PM (Thursday, January 10, 2008 2:27 PM) Bookmark Link
see, i was thinking this meant, like blew up a science lab to stop animal testing or something.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:02 (eighteen years ago)
i don't know which one bums me out more, the breaker thread or the sealer one
― nabisco, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:30 (eighteen years ago)
When I said "librarian," I meant "sexy librarian."
― Trip Maker, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:43 (eighteen years ago)
agrees that dr ben is the greatest animal alive
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 10 January 2008 23:21 (eighteen years ago)
Comes equipped with the incredible-est edible-est of strombolis.
― nickalicious, Friday, 25 April 2008 20:59 (seventeen years ago)
Also: has a Spideysense-like ability to sense whenever I am nearby (could become creepy tho?).
― nickalicious, Friday, 25 April 2008 21:00 (seventeen years ago)
is capable of discussing politics metanarratives but DOESN'T loves refried beans & rice reads "serious" literature for leisure, but isn't heavy-handed about it digs jazz/funk/rap (rly any of the 3 are acceptable deal sealers)
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 5 May 2008 15:43 (seventeen years ago)