Meal breakers

getting pepsi when you ask for coke

no chopsticks

overcooked burger
undercooked pork shop

^^ pork CHOP

when the napkin dispender is packed solid with those extremely cheap tissue-thin half-size napkins and you have to pull like eighty out at once cause they're stuck in there so good and then when you get them out they're all ripped and crappy

surprise processed cheese

green peppers in any part of food

unripe or out of season tomatoes

canned peas

stale tortilla or pita

any canned green veggies, really. beans get a pass.

when one of the takeout containers has leaked all over the bottom of the bag and the other containers

pubes

beaks

gamey meats mostly, liver

bristly hair still on skin

pizza crust not crispy

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over wide crispy taco shells

unripe or out of season tomatoes

^^^ hate this

black olives (i know everyone will disagree with me on this)

to make it more thread-specific, finding black olives in an otherwise perfectly good greek salad, antipasto, etc.

I hate black olives too

mealy fruit

unripe avocados

ugh, yeah.

overcooked broccoli as garnish.

"off" cilantro that tastes of soap.

big floppy flour tortillas.

basket of recycled bread.

hot things cold, cold things warm

98% sirloin burger (wtf LA)

"How you guys doing?" "What can I get for you guys?" "You guys need anything?" Meal okay, guys?" "Dessert menu, guys?"

HARD RICE

dubiously cleaned silverware #1A

"iced" coffee that's just watered-down hot coffee

getting pepsi when you ask for coke

-- ian, Saturday, January 5, 2008 8:28 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

south carolina in a nut shell

having the wrong hot sauce

too much dill

non-heinz ketchup

18% gratuity automatically added

every noun on menu modified by at least three adjectives

gratuitous use of foreign languages instead of more descriptive terms like "mashed potatoes"

these aren't really breakers, just annoying i guess

when the ketchup has the water run out of it after being in the fridge

you can just shake the bottle you lazypants.

I FORGET

when the cholula bottle has too much dried-up cholula crusted onto the rim of the spout and it flakes off everywhere when you open up the wooden sphere cap

cracking a chicken fetus into the frying pan

that's a Meal breaker but a Boner maker

canned mushrooms are the worst.

EGGSHELLS IN MY EGGS.

fennel seed.

cracking a chicken fetus into the frying pan

-- ian, Sunday, January 6, 2008 12:02 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

has that ever happened to you? so gross!

and did you eat it

ants

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wobbly table.

banana strings, i hate trying to avoid them and/or remove them, i hate accidentally eating them, and i hate it when they lie blackened and shriveled and stuck to the sink or the lid of the trash can.

most of these things otm plus people hacking up a lung at the next table or things like eXtreme deadlines or relationship blah ugh

i also forget to shake the ketchup bottle

xopost
yes ew!

also i hate those sharp parts in apple cores that feel like tiny bits of fingernail in your mouth, they are creepy.

mustard manages to commit the watery crimes of ketchup and the flaky crimes of cholula simultaneously.

i think this has already been said but
me at fancy pizza place: "you use fresh mushrooms"
her: "of course"
i get soggy slice with bloated canned mushrooms

pubes

-- iiiijjjj, Saturday, January 5, 2008 12:36 PM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

^^^^ zeitgeist sf via jax0n

THIS KIND OF SHITS:

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ban anybody who posts achewood jpgs

ban thread police

SHUT DOWN

who the shit is dan m?

and technically thee Fiesta Max = .gif

a: no one

premade frozen Sysco/Reinhart/generic food service "entrees"

forced lol

don't strain yourself

let's keep this up, random chicago thread person.

you guys ever play ROCK BAND?

that shit is horrible except nirvana

yah i played it in best buy. i sang weezer.

poster "jeff" likes it alot.

i think you play rock band when you don't actually have any talent in real life.

it told me i constantly play behind the beat!

although it told me i was an AWESOME thom yorke

i cant wait till "photo realistic crap painter" comes out on wii.

as long as theres nirvana

someone at the table orders the same dish and it's hotter/bigger/better than yours

a small bone in fish and or chicken

a feather on a chicken wing

chai seems to be having his period this week

whoopsee daisy I have mistyped chaki and turned him into a kind of weak-ass bitch version of tea

anyway meal breaker #1 is when there is a bunch of shit you hate all over it that wasn't listed on the menu e.g. peanuts, green peppers, or for some people mayonnaise/fake bacon bits

non-heinz ketchup

-- mookieproof, Saturday, January 5, 2008 3:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

this is silly. i hate when i go to a really nice place and order something needing ketchup and they bring out packets. the heinzeity of the ketchup is irrelevant, and i would almost always take it homemade if that is an option.

a. what are you getting at a really nice place that requires ketchup, and why?
b. who makes homemade ketchup? although i respect that if they do
c. hunt's is watery shit
d. hometown pride

a. fries. burgers. i enjoy going to expensive restaurants and ordering burgers. i'm not proud, but i am usually sated. nb. i hate potatoes, unless they're smothered in tomatoes.

b. crazy burger makes a great ketchup

c. yes

d. no harm, ketchup bruddah

Man, my step-grandfather used to make the best hot ketchup.

prawn/shrimp poop line

You just don't like spice.

ketchup bruddah vs catsup dude?

cinnamon in apple pie. fucking HATE cinnamon.

youre going to be in trouble when you move here then

anyway meal breaker #1 is when there is a bunch of shit you hate all over it that wasn't listed on the menu e.g. peanuts, green peppers, or for some people mayonnaise/fake bacon bits

-- El Tomboto, Sunday, January 6, 2008 8:24 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

^^

Sorry, ruby, but I can't even fathom why anyone wd make an apple pie w/o cinnamon. Is this not so odd where you are?

wilted lettuce

theres not much cinnamon action in the aus/nz, laurel. i think even cinnamon gum is really new.

Iiiintersting.

* Gloppy, stringy food items I can't identify, probably containing vegetables I don't eat.

anyway meal breaker #1 is when there is a bunch of shit you hate all over it that wasn't listed on the menu

like alfalfa sprouts! they taste like dirt and are potentially crawling with salmonella, and they often show up unannounced on salads and sandwiches.

raw motherfucking onions

yeah or something you are allergic to! i will ask a lot of the time, but grilling the waiter on the ingredients makes you sound like an uptight asshole.

meal breaker indeed: dining with someone who is a complete asshole to the waitstaff ugh

right because you know your food is probably getting spat into too

ugh that is indeed the worst!

"Excuse me, 'Karen'? I wanted grape jelly, not 'mixed-fruit'."
- said by someone I once had breakfast with at Waffle House.

(You can also file that one under "deal breakers".)

getting pepsi when you ask for coke

-- ian, 05 January 2008 20:28 (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

thread pwned straight away

pepsi > coke, hataz

RONG

new poll, as if it's even worth having.

pepsi is ass

There's a few foods that taste better with Pepsi than Coke but I forget what they are.

guys, regular pepsi is better than regular coke but diet coke is better than regular pepsi. i thought everyone knew this. i had "coca cola pork ribs" yesterday at robert redford's new sundance theater bar.

diet soda is disgusting

diet coke is better than DIET pepsi

whatevs, bell_labs. diet coke is like god.

are they phasing out diet coke? i hardly see it anywhere anymore. i asked my local convenience store lady why she didnt have any and she just shrugged and said "coke guy just stopped bringing it"

regular pepsi is better than regular coke
^ RONG

diet doctor pepper is better than both of 'em.

COKE ZERO IS THE FUTURE

they are not phasing out diet coke, but it is now splitting shelf-space with coke zero

btw you couldnt pay me to drink diet coke but i think the can is pretty

soda is disgusting

Mr. Que > Soda

regular coke is too sweet for cocktails. real men drink diet coke.
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i don't really drink soda, but diet coke is pretty good w/a burger. diet vanilla coke was the best soda.

chaki is a good example of what california can do to destroy the mind of an otherwise healthy man.

i really can't stand artificial sweetners. they taste like going to the dentist.

its an acquired taste.

Ban "yerac"

yerac otm! also people who order diet coke and snooty vodka

it you really don't want to get fat, drink it straight, pussy

ugh, I would never mix vodka and coke

ok I might, but it would be "well"

but diet cola tastes better with booze than regular cola. its not as sweet. people who drink a lot know this.

i once drank jim beam and rootbeer, not as bad as you would think

^^^ my idea

whisky goes best with ginger ale.

chaki you got that cocktail advice from patrick bateman aka brett easton ellis, just admit it

whiskey goes best with two ice cubes in a tall glass.

ian 8080

unless it is like canadian mist whiskey in which case plz to mix that shit

Noise Board Moderator is chaki!

he wishes

yah i logged in to vote goths in worst subculture poll sorry :/

people who used to order diet soda with alcohol, i just wanted to slap across the face with a wet towel and then make them tip me.

that seems a just a bit judgmental.

noize board is a judgement-free zone

haven't they done studies about the weird addictive effects of diet soda and how it leads to depression.

booze: not addictive and does not lead to depression!

i was against vodka and coke until my one hand russian neighbor was always giving me plastic cups of it over the fence.

yeah but we all know know booze is bad for you and makes you take off your pants in public places.

vodka and coke is great. ive been drinking vodka and formula 50 vitamin water a lot.

i think i am biased against diet soda because i had to live with a girl that would drink a can of it 5 times a day and she slept until 5pm and then went back to bed at 11pm and eventually had to drop out of school. plus it tastes like retired ladies in track suits.

it's an acquired taste.

ugh, I would never mix vodka and coke

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, January 7, 2008 11:36 AM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

this is the only thing i will drink

when i was younger all my dad drank was diet soda, and whenever i refused to have any he would try to convince me that diet soda and regular soda tasted the same.

when i lived with the depressed diet coke girl I kind of started to like the taste, but then I stopped drinking it and went back to thinking it was disgusting.

plus it tastes like retired ladies in track suits.

this is a pretty close description. of course for some that might be like tasting the future ie paris hilton 2055

im into g-milfs i guess

hott

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