you just freaked out our director of LOLs

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IT'S A NEW ERA

― cutty, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 20:51 (seventeen years ago)

this doesn't have the elegant simplicity of 'final lolution'

― shook pwns (omar little), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 20:54 (seventeen years ago)

you're doing it wrong

― Edward III, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 20:57 (seventeen years ago)

final lolution is from november 2007 and was started by the ex-girlfriend of a poster who doesn't even post on the noize board anymore. time to fucking move on!

― cutty, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 20:57 (seventeen years ago)

new mod has spoken

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 20:58 (seventeen years ago)

something chilling about the phrase "the elegant simplicity of 'final lolution'"

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 20:58 (seventeen years ago)

that "Uncharted Zone" channel PP posted a video from in the last thread is a tresure trove:

my beardo bros will be digging the breakdown at the end^^

― gr8080, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 21:04 (seventeen years ago)

I'm not saying we don't need a new thread

I'm saying this is not that thread

― Edward III, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 21:07 (seventeen years ago)

i'm sorry but the director of sales meme needs to be honored. please send in a request in writing why your opinion should matter.

― cutty, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 21:10 (seventeen years ago)

please attach a curriculum vitae with your noise board history as well

― cutty, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 21:11 (seventeen years ago)

something chilling about the phrase "the elegant simplicity of 'final lolution'"

― s1ocki

perhaps you have another notion of how to solve the 'excelsior question'?

― shook pwns (omar little), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 21:12 (seventeen years ago)

our director of LOLs ?

― eman, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 21:33 (seventeen years ago)

how did "excelsior" start? I only know it as the poems and the simpsons thing

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 21:37 (seventeen years ago)

can i be pointed to orig director of sales freakout plz

― goole, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 21:38 (seventeen years ago)

http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/6977/wryyyyyynguin1fr.gif

artillerist

― artillerist (artillerist), Saturday, March 4, 2006 1:48 AM (2 years ago)

― eman, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 21:38 (seventeen years ago)

http://blogs.zdnet.com/open-source/images/excelsior-rag-by-joseph-lamb.jpg

first known published zing--zings were called rags back in the 19th century, FYI

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 21:38 (seventeen years ago)

our director of LOLs ?

― eman, Wednesday, January 14, 2009 4:33 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i will change it to this post haste, when given the powers that are rightly mine

― cutty, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 21:39 (seventeen years ago)

can i be pointed to orig director of sales freakout plz

check final lolution

― cutty, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 21:40 (seventeen years ago)

― eman, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 21:40 (seventeen years ago)

ok! that's delightful thank you cutty.

― goole, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 21:43 (seventeen years ago)

Phil Thomas Katt's Myspace page

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 21:47 (seventeen years ago)

is he blind?

― cutty, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 21:50 (seventeen years ago)

1986: Faked my death as a publicity stunt on KATTLINE, Then Released my first album, "Nine Lives" by coming back to life with a big Promotional campaign including appearances at skating rinks and record stores.

― cutty, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 21:50 (seventeen years ago)

lol one of the two songs he has in the music player is called "Share Your Woman With Me"

― gr8080, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 22:16 (seventeen years ago)

dont want her forever
just an hour or two
just need some good lovin'
then i'll bring her right back to you

― gr8080, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 22:16 (seventeen years ago)

"if you knew why he was eccentric... you'd sympathize"

Mark Gormley Tribute Thread

― Milton Parker, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 22:38 (seventeen years ago)

I found the first clip from a friend's profile on arkansasrockers.com. How the hell did that thread coincidentally get started 12 hours before?

Some Gormley synchronization going on here.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 22:45 (seventeen years ago)

i'm sorry but the director of sales meme needs to be honored. please send in a request in writing why your opinion should matter.

you don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows

please attach a curriculum vitae with your noise board history as well

if you insist

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/FullTextSearchControllerServlet?terms=edward+iii&offset=0&searchtype=id&startdate=&enddate=&artefact=messages&idtype=displayname&sortorder=Descending&boardid=60

― Edward III, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 22:56 (seventeen years ago)

i was kidding, i'm not reading that

― cutty, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 23:12 (seventeen years ago)

maybe I should just repost it all here in this thread for yr ease of perusal

― Edward III, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 23:33 (seventeen years ago)

maybe you should STFU

― Dan I., Thursday, 15 January 2009 00:35 (seventeen years ago)

maybe

― Edward III, Thursday, 15 January 2009 00:47 (seventeen years ago)

who was who's ex again

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 15 January 2009 04:12 (seventeen years ago)

jon and ian used to do it

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, 15 January 2009 04:14 (seventeen years ago)

for real, ian doesn't post here anymore? so there's an ian on ILE who isn't former noize ian?!?

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 15 January 2009 05:52 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ somebody made a terrible mistake

― s1ocki, Thursday, 15 January 2009 05:54 (seventeen years ago)

we need to bring noise board back in 2009

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 15 January 2009 06:04 (seventeen years ago)

nu-noize

― velko, Thursday, 15 January 2009 06:05 (seventeen years ago)

vahid, i think ian just doesn't post to noize anymore. but really, who does?

bell labs is his ex, btw. sadface

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, 15 January 2009 06:10 (seventeen years ago)

i miss jess. is he still around?

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, 15 January 2009 06:11 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.brmovie.com/Images/Characters/Gaff/BR_Gaff_Is_Enigmatic.jpg

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 15 January 2009 06:11 (seventeen years ago)

jess is gone too i think

nu³noize in 2009

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 15 January 2009 06:12 (seventeen years ago)

do you have a vision for the new face of noize cuz im not sure what its supposed to be anymore

― s1ocki, Thursday, 15 January 2009 06:56 (seventeen years ago)

http://ballintees.com/images/keep_surfside_weird_big.jpg

http://www.brmovie.com/Images/Characters/Gaff/BR_Gaff_Is_Enigmatic.jpg

http://ballintees.com/images/keep_surfside_weird_big.jpg

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 15 January 2009 07:11 (seventeen years ago)

i have a vision

― cutty, Thursday, 15 January 2009 10:54 (seventeen years ago)

for real, ian doesn't post here anymore? so there's an ian on ILE who isn't former noize ian?!?

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, January 15, 2009 12:52 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark

ian is ian, he still posts on ilm.

who locked final lolution?

― Edward III, Thursday, 15 January 2009 18:31 (seventeen years ago)

i did!

― cutty, Thursday, 15 January 2009 18:34 (seventeen years ago)

awesome! here are some other noize threads you can get started on locking

leonardo
uppers
o_O posts
movies!
truth bombs
zing

― Edward III, Thursday, 15 January 2009 18:52 (seventeen years ago)

boy it would be a shame if you got banned

― R. L. Stinebeck (John Justen), Thursday, 15 January 2009 18:53 (seventeen years ago)

edward III, i appreciate your enthusiasm. those threads don't expire. EXCELSIOR/LOL threads do and always have on ILX. you'll get over it. i'm being polite here.

― cutty, Thursday, 15 January 2009 18:55 (seventeen years ago)

already showing excellent mod skills

― velko, Thursday, 15 January 2009 18:56 (seventeen years ago)

that's the way this place has been rolling lately, so it wouldn't surprise me

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/stalin_and_friends.jpg

xp to john

― Edward III, Thursday, 15 January 2009 18:58 (seventeen years ago)

shit you are a fucking drama queen! instead of bitching post some LOLs here. thanks.

― cutty, Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:00 (seventeen years ago)

how old are you dudes you may be too old

― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:00 (seventeen years ago)

cutty I'm not bagging on you personally man but seriously you locked a thread chock full of LOLs to start a thread with so far by my count 0.0 LOLs that's all I'm sayin'

― Edward III, Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:01 (seventeen years ago)

you're never too old for noize

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:01 (seventeen years ago)

NB was built on the solid foundation of dudes banning other dudes for lols EIII i am just welcoming back an era of prosperity.

― R. L. Stinebeck (John Justen), Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:02 (seventeen years ago)

you are the fucking anti-LOL right now

― cutty, Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:02 (seventeen years ago)

I am getting plenty of lols from this thread

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:04 (seventeen years ago)

http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2009/01/11/jumping_spider_eyes_9.jpg

― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:05 (seventeen years ago)

cutty this thread has been a LOL-free zone, that's not my fault

you wanna come in like obama but it's been straight up hubert humphrey so far

― Edward III, Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:06 (seventeen years ago)

― cutty, Thursday, 15 January 2009 19:07 (seventeen years ago)

bootyluveritis (4 minutes ago)
omj, never seen a black person wit BLUE eyes.
dats sexy as hell!

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, 15 January 2009 22:15 (seventeen years ago)

is omj for like oh my jah?

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, 15 January 2009 22:16 (seventeen years ago)

o my jew a blue-eyed black baby

― eman, Thursday, 15 January 2009 22:27 (seventeen years ago)

what the hell is up with that video

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 15 January 2009 22:30 (seventeen years ago)

hey cutmaster i would suggest deleting about 90% of posts made to uppers during the "three images per post" dark ages-- not recusing myself either.

― gr8080, Thursday, 15 January 2009 23:16 (seventeen years ago)

bootyluveritis

― cutty, Thursday, 15 January 2009 23:44 (seventeen years ago)

is omj for like oh my jah?

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, January 15, 2009 10:16 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

― find yr HOOS & steendrive anything in the way (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 16 January 2009 00:40 (seventeen years ago)

oh long johnson

― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 16 January 2009 00:49 (seventeen years ago)

is that a freudian slip or what

― cutty, Friday, 16 January 2009 00:51 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1330/1418524127_dd41f33c9e.jpg

― eman, Friday, 16 January 2009 19:24 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ genuine lol

― dmr, Friday, 16 January 2009 19:40 (seventeen years ago)

did you take that eman??

― s1ocki, Friday, 16 January 2009 20:27 (seventeen years ago)

http://apina.biz/11996.jpg

― YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS (dan m), Friday, 16 January 2009 20:39 (seventeen years ago)

waaatf

xp - no

― eman, Friday, 16 January 2009 20:42 (seventeen years ago)

you just freaked out my director of sales

― cutty, Friday, 16 January 2009 20:45 (seventeen years ago)

lol @ wow

― Schwwww (harbl), Friday, 16 January 2009 20:46 (seventeen years ago)

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool at WoW pictorial

― ^likes black girls (HI DERE), Friday, 16 January 2009 20:46 (seventeen years ago)

wait which direction is it going in

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 16 January 2009 20:47 (seventeen years ago)

I read it l-r, t-b

― ^likes black girls (HI DERE), Friday, 16 January 2009 20:49 (seventeen years ago)

l-r = tub

― goole, Friday, 16 January 2009 20:50 (seventeen years ago)

i bet in real life it is opposite, tho

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 16 January 2009 20:52 (seventeen years ago)

if that were the case there would probably be massive stretch marks

― eman, Friday, 16 January 2009 20:55 (seventeen years ago)

but come on, dude looks like he is getting younger then

― cutty, Friday, 16 January 2009 21:18 (seventeen years ago)

I NEED TO KNOW THE STORY BEHIND THIS.

― cutty, Friday, 16 January 2009 21:18 (seventeen years ago)

― (*ﾟーﾟ)θ L(。･＿･)　　　°~ヾ(･ε･ *) (Steve Shasta), Friday, 16 January 2009 21:26 (seventeen years ago)

what, he is definitely getting older as you move up the picture

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 16 January 2009 21:36 (seventeen years ago)

what, i was talking to eman

― cutty, Friday, 16 January 2009 21:38 (seventeen years ago)

oh ok

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 16 January 2009 21:38 (seventeen years ago)

he def went from wnkiw to wkiw

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 16 January 2009 21:39 (seventeen years ago)

I like this photo, but not the title of this thread:

http://data.tumblr.com/jVXA3yeekis5jlic4L9weeF0o1_500.jpg

― THE DWIGHT BRAXTON (jeff), Friday, 16 January 2009 22:46 (seventeen years ago)

i do not agree with the "he got older and lost weight on a diet of w.o.w." theory

― eman, Saturday, 17 January 2009 02:31 (seventeen years ago)

dudes, his plugs get older as he gets prettier

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Saturday, 17 January 2009 02:33 (seventeen years ago)

haha. that too. they get bigger, i meant

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Saturday, 17 January 2009 02:33 (seventeen years ago)

he grew out his fro to cover them as he got older and fatter and better @ w.o.w.

― eman, Saturday, 17 January 2009 02:36 (seventeen years ago)

w0w

― eman, Saturday, 17 January 2009 02:40 (seventeen years ago)

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/3917/transformtf6.jpg

I will be pounding a Suicide Girl this Weekend.

― THE DWIGHT BRAXTON (jeff), Saturday, 17 January 2009 02:59 (seventeen years ago)

pwned

― eman, Saturday, 17 January 2009 03:25 (seventeen years ago)

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/archive/index.php?t-111626121.html

― :ᴥ: (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 17 January 2009 03:26 (seventeen years ago)

holy crap at him now

http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/img/user_images/growable/2008/10/30/17270202/profilepic/2714942orig.jpg

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Saturday, 17 January 2009 03:28 (seventeen years ago)

dx11xd
01-16-2009, 02:29 PM
Congrats in hitting the genetic gold mine with that face of yours. I've seen other fat people get slim but their face didn't improve much: yours changed completely.

― gr8080, Saturday, 17 January 2009 04:33 (seventeen years ago)

http://data.tumblr.com/JPYnshSP8irh14e0JYJ0v296o1_500.jpg

― THE DWIGHT BRAXTON (jeff), Saturday, 17 January 2009 04:55 (seventeen years ago)

how did he get str8 hair

― cutty, Saturday, 17 January 2009 05:08 (seventeen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fd/Goro_Mortal_Kombat.PNG

― chemosobby (latebloomer), Saturday, 17 January 2009 05:26 (seventeen years ago)

he grew out his fro to cover them as he got older and fatter and better @ w.o.w.

― eman, Friday, January 16, 2009 9:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

lol

― sleep, Saturday, 17 January 2009 09:04 (seventeen years ago)

he saw the future and took appropriate steps

http://img.skitch.com/20090117-kj84ets54trnk59ey5nt69c3bc.jpg ->http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/images/2007/07/04/jon_favreu.jpg

― cozwn, Saturday, 17 January 2009 10:50 (seventeen years ago)

^IP ADDRESS

― THE DWIGHT BRAXTON (jeff), Saturday, 17 January 2009 17:41 (seventeen years ago)

Strong psycho or extreme want of penor?

― find yr HOOS & steendrive anything in the way (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 17 January 2009 18:36 (seventeen years ago)

requesting further information: http://data.tumblr.com/JPYnshSP8irh14e0JYJ0v296o1_500.jpg

― eman, Saturday, 17 January 2009 19:02 (seventeen years ago)

it's the http://i44.tinypic.com/v6n029.jpg of man-tots

― mumps (iiiijjjj), Sunday, 18 January 2009 00:54 (seventeen years ago)

I know the WoW thing is shopped to go backwards but I still thought it was lol

― YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS (dan m), Sunday, 18 January 2009 03:04 (seventeen years ago)

http://scienceblogs.com/ethicsandscience/upload/2006/07/WhoPooped.jpg

http://www.bigbendbookstore.org/store/images/Who%20Pooped.jpg

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e49/s014djs/WhoPooped.jpg

― eman, Sunday, 18 January 2009 06:08 (seventeen years ago)

Kevin Nealon did a bit where he learned to do that, and he said he found that deer in the area eat nuts, berries and a lot of feces.

― wkiwpedia (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 18 January 2009 06:15 (seventeen years ago)

also extra lol at "Big Bend National Park"

― wkiwpedia (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 18 January 2009 06:16 (seventeen years ago)

wait so cutty is trying to take over noize in jw's abscence pato style

― roxymuzak, Sunday, 18 January 2009 07:11 (seventeen years ago)

"take over"?

― cutty, Sunday, 18 January 2009 07:15 (seventeen years ago)

i'm fucking watering the grass.

― cutty, Sunday, 18 January 2009 07:16 (seventeen years ago)

the cuttyant gardener

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 18 January 2009 07:17 (seventeen years ago)

hey youre back!

― roxymuzak, Sunday, 18 January 2009 07:19 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/time/3032-1.jpg

― velko, Sunday, 18 January 2009 07:23 (seventeen years ago)

I still can't get over the thread title "I will be pounding a Suicide Girl this weekend"

― BIG HOOS is the coxsteen of that particular groop (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 18 January 2009 07:26 (seventeen years ago)

holy crap at him now

this is gay btw

― THE DWIGHT BRAXTON (jeff), Sunday, 18 January 2009 07:36 (seventeen years ago)

i went on safari in s.africa and our guide picked up some shits and asked us what animal we thought ate it. he broke it apart and saw an acorn inside. i guessed giraffe because only they could get up there.

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Sunday, 18 January 2009 08:13 (seventeen years ago)

breakin' down pootents is one of the reasons I realized cultural anthropology might not be for me

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 18 January 2009 08:15 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.thedailypage.com/movies/detail.php?fromWidget=1&movie=9757

― Shamele Mackie as Papoose 'Poopus' (some dude), Sunday, 18 January 2009 16:30 (seventeen years ago)

http://i42.tinypic.com/2iup643.jpg

^^^ actual mechanical engineering professor at my wife's department who apparently flipped out at some other professors not too long ago saying he was gonna shoot up an abortion clinic~~

just hopin i'm not gonna have to come back to this post a few months from now all somber and bearing bad news

― mumps (iiiijjjj), Monday, 19 January 2009 02:18 (seventeen years ago)

damn, wife should keep your door locked

― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 19 January 2009 02:19 (seventeen years ago)

Strong psycho or extreme want of penor?

this keeps running through my head daily now

― cutty, Monday, 19 January 2009 04:59 (seventeen years ago)

that is such a fucked up picture

― s1ocki, Monday, 19 January 2009 05:46 (seventeen years ago)

yeah stretch marks eww

― some dude, Monday, 19 January 2009 14:29 (seventeen years ago)

what school, if i may ask?

― Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Monday, 19 January 2009 14:54 (seventeen years ago)

so he's basically the next http://www.novinite.com/media/images/2007-04/79522.jpg

― djdee2010 (am0n), Monday, 19 January 2009 16:03 (seventeen years ago)

(lol @ old login)

― djdee2010 (am0n), Monday, 19 January 2009 16:04 (seventeen years ago)

from jw

― sleep, Monday, 19 January 2009 18:35 (seventeen years ago)

rancid2008 (31 minutes ago) 0 Reply
And here I thought only Yankees were fat pigs

― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 19 January 2009 19:08 (seventeen years ago)

that picture...holy shit that's nuts

― ie: BANGING (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, 19 January 2009 21:51 (seventeen years ago)

I'm a black Sebadoh fan

― eman, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 02:05 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ XD

― cutty, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 02:26 (seventeen years ago)

omg

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 06:33 (seventeen years ago)

waht

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 06:44 (seventeen years ago)

― sleep, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 21:13 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.thetyser.com/

― eman, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 20:23 (seventeen years ago)

he only knew her two weeks and already hes decapitating her in an au bon pain WHOA SLOW DOWN THERE ROMEO

― ice cr?m, Thursday, January 22, 2009 11:34 AM (1 minute ago)

― (*ﾟーﾟ)θ L(。･＿･)　　　°~ヾ(･ε･ *) (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 22 January 2009 19:36 (seventeen years ago)

who was even taking that picture of dude with pregnant wife

― MIRV Griffin (goole), Thursday, 22 January 2009 19:47 (seventeen years ago)

his other pregnant wife

― Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Thursday, 22 January 2009 19:48 (seventeen years ago)

the picture is from the point of view of abortion doctors

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Thursday, 22 January 2009 19:51 (seventeen years ago)

yes but who would be brave enough to pretend to be that, even for a moment, around this man??

― MIRV Griffin (goole), Thursday, 22 January 2009 19:52 (seventeen years ago)

i think its a metaphor

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Thursday, 22 January 2009 19:53 (seventeen years ago)

in all honesty I think he's probably within his rights to shoot at any abortion doctors coming for his wife by that point in the pregnancy, seeing as she's clearly in her fifth trimester

― Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Thursday, 22 January 2009 19:55 (seventeen years ago)

STAND BACK SHE'S ABOUT TO BLOW

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 January 2009 19:56 (seventeen years ago)

it's about to get all Species II up in this bitch

― Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Thursday, 22 January 2009 19:57 (seventeen years ago)

gahhhhh that picture

― s1ocki, Thursday, 22 January 2009 20:20 (seventeen years ago)

Seriously how much Valium is she on, to look that serene? If someone were actually coming after her, requiring that she be defended by a firearm-wielding protector, you'd think she'd look a little less like it's her birthday and someone just brought out a cake.

― How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:00 (seventeen years ago)

oh so the cake guy is an abortionist. i think i'm getting this now.

― MIRV Griffin (goole), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:01 (seventeen years ago)

pregnant women just glow laurel you should know this

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:02 (seventeen years ago)

Yes, you'd think I wd have remembered from all those times I was pregnant.

― How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:12 (seventeen years ago)

And glowy.

― How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:12 (seventeen years ago)

pregnant ladies are the new night lights

― Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:13 (seventeen years ago)

once i was lost in a forest luckily a found a pregnant and we walked to safety guided by the shining light of her

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:17 (seventeen years ago)

guys maybe he just set a timer, on his camera

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 22 January 2009 22:13 (seventeen years ago)

wow, you are crazy

― Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Thursday, 22 January 2009 22:23 (seventeen years ago)

rodman-

how do i meet ladies?

-gr8080

― gr8080, Wednesday, March 5, 2008 8:30 PM

tr-808,

Here was once a period in which they are made the same question me! But on the other hand my has said the answer: You have obtained to make them employee to that stick. To give them the game of the pound. It is nothing of physical but you have, and then is much that you can say to make hers ass backs up.

-rodman

― rodman, Saturday, March 8, 2008 3:38 PM

― eman, Thursday, 22 January 2009 22:48 (seventeen years ago)

rodman a++++++++++

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Thursday, 22 January 2009 22:50 (seventeen years ago)

showed my friend that pic and he sent me this one of his uncle and cousin

http://i44.tinypic.com/29yox1u.jpg

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, 22 January 2009 23:15 (seventeen years ago)

Ronan's getting mixed up in some heavy shit

― badg, Thursday, 22 January 2009 23:30 (seventeen years ago)

never found out who took the picture of Dr. & Mrs. Puzzlebags (fake name) but I did find out it was framed and hanging in his office for a while. No idea how it ended up on the internet. Wife's friend found it on break.com and sent it to her for a casual lark all oblivious-like and she was like wtfff it's Dr. Puzzlebags!

― mumps (iiiijjjj), Friday, 23 January 2009 00:22 (seventeen years ago)

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2054/30/44/543920837/n543920837_1448068_2773.jpg

― cutty, Friday, 23 January 2009 20:43 (seventeen years ago)

― eman, Friday, 23 January 2009 20:55 (seventeen years ago)

oh my fucking god

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 23 January 2009 21:13 (seventeen years ago)

― eman, Friday, 23 January 2009 22:56 (seventeen years ago)

not sure if this is new or not...

― all-seeing eye of horus (psychgawsple), Saturday, 24 January 2009 02:52 (seventeen years ago)

― all-seeing eye of horus (psychgawsple), Saturday, 24 January 2009 02:54 (seventeen years ago)

gah this is not working at all, apologies

― all-seeing eye of horus (psychgawsple), Saturday, 24 January 2009 02:54 (seventeen years ago)

― Dan I., Saturday, 24 January 2009 03:59 (seventeen years ago)

what is fucking lol is that cutty went out on a date with my roommate. and i had nothing to do with it. at all.

― ian, Saturday, 24 January 2009 06:16 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ too meta? (tom?) (cutty?)

― ian, Saturday, 24 January 2009 06:16 (seventeen years ago)

LOL

― gr8080, Saturday, 24 January 2009 10:41 (seventeen years ago)

;)

― cutty, Saturday, 24 January 2009 13:06 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha

― sleep, Saturday, 24 January 2009 20:50 (seventeen years ago)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jWNhyMUpjSE/SXSh6QbjBtI/AAAAAAAACaU/TShsuDlkfG4/s1600-h/amywinehouse.jpg

― Big $$$ (jeff), Saturday, 24 January 2009 22:16 (seventeen years ago)

# 100 Best Poultry References in Song [last updated 0 seconds ago by xhuxk on I Love Music] 1 new answer

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 25 January 2009 04:49 (seventeen years ago)

hahahahaa

― roxymuzak, Sunday, 25 January 2009 04:51 (seventeen years ago)

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/517YQ1K0CPL._SS500_.jpg

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 25 January 2009 17:48 (seventeen years ago)

are you going to post that on every thread?

― s1ocki, Sunday, 25 January 2009 17:49 (seventeen years ago)

was thinkin about it.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 25 January 2009 17:55 (seventeen years ago)

LOL

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Sunday, 25 January 2009 19:30 (seventeen years ago)

giants fan more like GIANT FAN am i right

― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Sunday, 25 January 2009 19:32 (seventeen years ago)

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sports keep the proletariat ignorant

― obi don quixote (elmo argonaut), Sunday, 25 January 2009 19:40 (seventeen years ago)

hahahha

― s1ocki, Sunday, 25 January 2009 19:42 (seventeen years ago)

holy shit that gets really good at the end

― eman, Sunday, 25 January 2009 21:07 (seventeen years ago)

i know, right? the yelling at the end was like actually shocking at first.

special thanks to cankles, btw

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 26 January 2009 00:27 (seventeen years ago)

giant fanny

― cozwn, Monday, 26 January 2009 00:47 (seventeen years ago)

Add nike tshirt "SHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHERFUCKER" guy to the wkiw list.

― DJ Khaledonian Thistle (Dom Passantino), Monday, 26 January 2009 00:49 (seventeen years ago)

― latebloomer, Monday, 26 January 2009 01:07 (seventeen years ago)

Tags: Comedy Football Crying Tears Giants Humor Loss Yelling new york pathetic drunk loser shot fat kid person sex boobs dani erica rob jersey meadowlands eli manning plaxico burress philadelphia eagles arizona cardinals pittsburgh steelers larry fitzgerald bloody pulp beat superbowl XLIV kurt warner skiing uconn beer alcohol keystone light budweiser coors miller lite chubbs blue moon grand gorge bronx happy gilmore step brothers nypd gravy gluttony cholesterol jacko superbad

― the gush of yesterday (omar little), Monday, 26 January 2009 02:20 (seventeen years ago)

Paterson's a really sharp dude

― the higgs bosun (gabbneb), Thursday, December 18, 2008 5:43 PM

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 26 January 2009 21:41 (seventeen years ago)

did you drop the phone because that sentence was so OTM?

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, January 25, 2009 10:50 PM (32 minutes ago)

sorry dog but you're an idiot.

― ian, Sunday, January 25, 2009 5:25 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― twitty milk (deej), Monday, 26 January 2009 23:37 (seventeen years ago)

JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS barefoot in sauna

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Elaine wriggles her toes and shows off her yummy soles.
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Look at the ankle on that!
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omg i so love her, her feet are so perfect....

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I wonder what size she wears. 7 or 8 (5 would be a freaking dream!) She has a nice size, lovely arc and perfect toes. I always hated that she wore big wide shoes in early seasons.

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 00:15 (seventeen years ago)

ya that was the worst

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 00:28 (seventeen years ago)

http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=40.458262,-80.007505&spn=0.008588,0.01693&t=h&z=16&iwloc=addr&layer=c&cbll=40.457662,-80.007541&panoid=KD0g-IcPQW09qFcP2RU2kg&cbp=12,310.45443546675455,,1,10.375837805207798

― dugong.jpg (jabba hands), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 03:19 (seventeen years ago)

this is what the aliens will assume we do for fun when they filter the postwar wreckage of the google servers.

― O-mentum (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 04:34 (seventeen years ago)

lol!

― eman, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 04:43 (seventeen years ago)

google van drivers must have high-fived after finding that

― eman, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 04:44 (seventeen years ago)

never mind, its a 'shop:

http://www.redorbit.com/news/technology/1600600/artists_create_scenes_for_google_maps_users/index.html

― eman, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 21:47 (seventeen years ago)

"We were interested in interjecting something staged, something fictional, into Street View and playing with - and subtly questioning - the notion of reality in something that we perceive as a factual representation of our world," said Kinsley.

people who say things like this drive me nutz sometimes

― Schwwww (harbl), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 22:23 (seventeen years ago)

ok this one

keep on rotating until you get to the chicken

http://maps.google.com/maps?t=h&layer=c&cbll=40.45731,-80.009332&panoid=DRMMxDPqX7E0v1VMoeB0Wg&cbp=12,245.0202577499017,,1,8.657693982985263&ie=UTF8&ll=40.457332,-80.009222&spn=0,359.980688&z=16

― Milton Parker, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 22:49 (seventeen years ago)

well there's that AND the dude wearing the thing over his head

― locally groan (carne asada), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 22:54 (seventeen years ago)

he's just prelude

very strange things happening all the way down sampsonia way

a couple of images removed as well

― Milton Parker, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 23:00 (seventeen years ago)

awww i thought they were real nerds not art-nerds :(

― dugong.jpg (jabba hands), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 23:29 (seventeen years ago)

^ damn. i didn't read that article till just now.

― locally groan (carne asada), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 23:31 (seventeen years ago)

thats fuckin stupid

― twitty milk (deej), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 01:07 (seventeen years ago)

― O-mentum (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 02:20 (seventeen years ago)

Raven's "On and On"...

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=lh8XGJsHZC4

― A. Begrand, Wednesday, January 28, 2009 12:43 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that's so raven

― BAROQUE AS A JOKE! (PappaWheelie V), Wednesday, January 28, 2009 12:46 AM (10 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 05:47 (seventeen years ago)

you just freaked out our director of SNOOZE

― Big $$$ (jeff), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 07:59 (seventeen years ago)

a pop culture reference, how droll

― twitty milk (deej), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 08:00 (seventeen years ago)

http://i38.tinypic.com/359y3k2.gif

― twitty milk (deej), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 08:22 (seventeen years ago)

if you were at a party and spoke of this video, i would walk away from you

― Big $$$ (jeff), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 08:44 (seventeen years ago)

pen trick did not disappoint

― cupcakes off the shoulder of orion (latebloomer), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 10:03 (seventeen years ago)

if you were at a party and spoke of this video, i would walk away from you

― cutty, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 13:58 (seventeen years ago)

Ass parade - Best ass site>ass parade

― assparade (unregistered), Tuesday, January 27, 2009 5:50 PM

― eman, Thursday, 29 January 2009 00:17 (seventeen years ago)

http://i39.tinypic.com/2mg2jdd.jpg

― Sarah Jessica Parkour (Batty), Thursday, 29 January 2009 14:47 (seventeen years ago)

― eman, Thursday, 29 January 2009 17:17 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01249/china-milk_1249176i.jpg

― Human kind cannot bear very much (Michael White), Thursday, 29 January 2009 18:43 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ disgusting savage imo

― cutty, Thursday, 29 January 2009 18:58 (seventeen years ago)

http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/shared-blogs/austin/austin/upload/2009/01/sign_hacker_broadcasts_zombie/zombie2.jpg

http://www.statesman.com/blogs/content/shared-gen/blogs/austin/austin/entries/2009/01/28/sign_hacker_broadcasts_zombie.html

― cutty, Thursday, 29 January 2009 20:56 (seventeen years ago)

Nazi Zombies!!

― It is not enough to love mankind – you must be able to stand (Michael White), Thursday, 29 January 2009 21:05 (seventeen years ago)

Is there a Godwin's rule of the undead?

― It is not enough to love mankind – you must be able to stand (Michael White), Thursday, 29 January 2009 21:05 (seventeen years ago)

nazi zombies fuck off

― cutty, Thursday, 29 January 2009 21:10 (seventeen years ago)

karaoke thing had me in tears of laughter

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, 29 January 2009 22:31 (seventeen years ago)

He speculated that the hacker could be a computer genius from UT.

― dmr, Thursday, 29 January 2009 22:39 (seventeen years ago)

fyi dude isnt really enunciating much sloppier than mariah on the o.g. touch my body

― and what, Thursday, 29 January 2009 22:41 (seventeen years ago)

If there's a camel up a hill

― eman, Friday, 30 January 2009 01:57 (seventeen years ago)

― Big $$$ (jeff), Friday, 30 January 2009 20:46 (seventeen years ago)

― t. weiss, Friday, 30 January 2009 21:36 (seventeen years ago)

props over here

― jordy (J0rdan S.), Friday, 30 January 2009 21:39 (seventeen years ago)

dying

― (*ﾟーﾟ)θ L(。･＿･)　　　°~ヾ(･ε･ *) (Steve Shasta), Friday, 30 January 2009 21:40 (seventeen years ago)

I start laughing every time it gets to "...arts and crafts, I don't even know this shit...okay MAIL. Uh."

― How can there be male ladybugs? (Laurel), Friday, 30 January 2009 21:43 (seventeen years ago)

i cried at that video

― caek, Friday, 30 January 2009 21:46 (seventeen years ago)

you can put your hand under the brick, and it'll WORK

― Milton Parker, Friday, 30 January 2009 21:47 (seventeen years ago)

is this the shreds guy or just conceptual riffage?

― (*ﾟーﾟ)θ L(。･＿･)　　　°~ヾ(･ε･ *) (Steve Shasta), Friday, 30 January 2009 21:48 (seventeen years ago)

why not? a chain. a fucking chain. you can put your hand under the brick and it will work.

― caek, Friday, 30 January 2009 21:49 (seventeen years ago)

there's a whole series but that is the best one i have seen

― caek, Friday, 30 January 2009 21:49 (seventeen years ago)

green and white technology...

― (*ﾟーﾟ)θ L(。･＿･)　　　°~ヾ(･ε･ *) (Steve Shasta), Friday, 30 January 2009 21:53 (seventeen years ago)

green TO white technology...

― (*ﾟーﾟ)θ L(。･＿･)　　　°~ヾ(･ε･ *) (Steve Shasta), Friday, 30 January 2009 21:55 (seventeen years ago)

fuckin' optimus prime can't tear this shit off

― microsoft and I decided to do some t-shirts (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 January 2009 22:30 (seventeen years ago)

― microsoft and I decided to do some t-shirts (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 January 2009 22:44 (seventeen years ago)

it comes out, look at that, fuckin brand new

― sleep, Friday, 30 January 2009 23:22 (seventeen years ago)

IT'S AN EVERLASTING BOND

― (*ﾟーﾟ)θ L(。･＿･)　　　°~ヾ(･ε･ *) (Steve Shasta), Friday, 30 January 2009 23:27 (seventeen years ago)

just saw this thread and i am takin it all in but let me be 500% real with this - tuomas - im inviting u to enjoy the flavour of my balls

― and what, Saturday, January 31, 2009 10:25 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

^_________________________^

― jordy (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 31 January 2009 21:28 (seventeen years ago)

― eman, Monday, 2 February 2009 05:59 (seventeen years ago)

lol!

― Schwwww (harbl), Monday, 2 February 2009 10:46 (seventeen years ago)

"is this real life?"

― jed_, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 01:15 (seventeen years ago)

oh btw he's just been to the dentist.

― jed_, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 01:17 (seventeen years ago)

Is this gonna be forever?

― JtM Is Ruled By A Black Man (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 01:29 (seventeen years ago)

saw this on o reilly factor tonight actually

― your infinity in you is mad lifted (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 01:56 (seventeen years ago)

lmao

― eman, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 02:03 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha

― steve goldberg variations (omar little), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 02:07 (seventeen years ago)

Have people seen this yet?

http://www.holladaddy.com/

"Message she sent me:
W@Z UP WIITH YOU??? II W@NT3D TO S@Y TH@T YOU LOOL3N S3XII @S H3LL... SO II H@D TO CUM BY @ND S@Y HII =}

My response:
sumthinz wrong wit yo A key on yo keyboard, u fukkin trickass bustah"

― saudade, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 02:10 (seventeen years ago)

ban saudade

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 03:08 (seventeen years ago)

and holladaddy

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 03:08 (seventeen years ago)

it doesn't make you lol? :(

― saudade, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 03:36 (seventeen years ago)

black dood humor: check
internets humor: check
sex with children humor: check
lols: ...

― autosocratic asphyxiation (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 03:41 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.holladaddy.com/monster2.gif

― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 03:54 (seventeen years ago)

I thought it was funny when he said ducks were sexier than regular birds.

― saudade, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 03:55 (seventeen years ago)

there are def some funny things on there. especially the sex talk he has with chick that just keeps going and getting weirder and weirder, but overall it's just kinda lame lolblackpeople

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 03:57 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, I was kinda conflicted about that part too. Oh well, a lot of humor is morally ambiguous.

― saudade, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 04:07 (seventeen years ago)

― as much dandelion as you can put in there (latebloomer), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 05:01 (seventeen years ago)

― eman, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 05:12 (seventeen years ago)

that guy was later convicted on molestation charges

― as much dandelion as you can put in there (latebloomer), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 05:21 (seventeen years ago)

that guy is so subpar compared to

― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 06:11 (seventeen years ago)

http://i42.tinypic.com/169hqaa.gif

― Schwwww (harbl), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 11:08 (seventeen years ago)

that gif is a guaranteed instant internet classic that will soon be making the rounds with "BANNED" or "FLAME WAR" or some such.

― autosocratic asphyxiation (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 13:07 (seventeen years ago)

it's america encapsulated and looped

― eman, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 14:27 (seventeen years ago)

"david after dentist" is my favorite thing in the world

― cutty, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 15:28 (seventeen years ago)

i have watched that like 30 times already

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 16:01 (seventeen years ago)

A clear statement about mod actions on 77

― every little thing she says is custos (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 16:03 (seventeen years ago)

good work everyone!

― every little thing she says is custos (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 16:03 (seventeen years ago)

he looked scared : (

― caek, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 16:04 (seventeen years ago)

(xxp)

― caek, Tuesday, 3 February 2009 16:04 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.thailandpages.com/customer/steel/Pornprom/Pornprom1.gif

― autosocratic asphyxiation (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 18:02 (seventeen years ago)

Metal Porn Prom: Under the Sea

― angry pro-microwave vegetarian (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 18:14 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2009/02/02

― JtM Is Ruled By A Black Man (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 21:32 (seventeen years ago)

i fucking hated diablo back in the day.
― goole, Wednesday, July 16, 2008 8:28 PM (6 months ago)

wtf Diablo was TEH SHIT
That was my JAM
― HI DERE, Wednesday, July 16, 2008 8:30 PM (6 months ago)

god so boring.
shoot another arrow at a room full of monsters why don't you.
― goole, Wednesday, July 16, 2008 8:33 PM (6 months ago)

THANKS I WILL
― HI DERE, Wednesday, July 16, 2008 8:35 PM (6 months ago)

― angry pro-microwave vegetarian (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 22:07 (seventeen years ago)

HI DERE otm btw -- where is that thread

― LOOK WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLA (deej), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 23:49 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.orangeglitter.com/ontd/baleout.gif

― as much dandelion as you can put in there (latebloomer), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 03:37 (seventeen years ago)

deej: Shit done passed me by.

― angry pro-microwave vegetarian (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 05:51 (seventeen years ago)

― JtM Is Ruled By A Black Man (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 19:37 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/02/0205_diddy_wi.jpg

― eman, Friday, 6 February 2009 18:50 (seventeen years ago)

haha "How'd that get there?"

― crackers is biters (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 6 February 2009 19:54 (seventeen years ago)

def. sign of the recession

― This is a serious inquiry and there may be reprecussions (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 February 2009 20:50 (seventeen years ago)

INDIGNATION!

― GLEEPGLOP BLOOPBLORP (nickalicious), Friday, 6 February 2009 21:14 (seventeen years ago)

lol

― latebloomer, Friday, 6 February 2009 21:16 (seventeen years ago)

Breaking News: Mistah Fab In Good Condition After Major Car Accident Last Night Outside LA!! Car Flipped 3 Times... Shit Is Crazy!!
about 4 hours ago from web

DRIVING TO L.A
about 12 hours ago from mobile web

― your infinity in you is mad lifted (J0rdan S.), Friday, 6 February 2009 22:02 (seventeen years ago)

haha mistah fab has twitter??

― LOOK WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLA (deej), Friday, 6 February 2009 23:14 (seventeen years ago)

that reminds me of that pittsburgh chick was was walking around the bad side of pittsburgh before someone carved a b in her face

― LOOK WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLA (deej), Friday, 6 February 2009 23:15 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha

― The Reverend (rev), Saturday, 7 February 2009 00:10 (seventeen years ago)

v. hard to ghostride during a rollover

― The Reverend (rev), Saturday, 7 February 2009 00:10 (seventeen years ago)

that diddy pic is amazing

― roxymuzak, Saturday, 7 February 2009 01:15 (seventeen years ago)

it's my desktop wall paper right now

― drowning in memes (latebloomer), Saturday, 7 February 2009 01:24 (seventeen years ago)

It's all about the benjamins... what?

― autosocratic asphyxiation (Hurting 2), Saturday, 7 February 2009 01:56 (seventeen years ago)

― dmr, Sunday, 8 February 2009 07:01 (seventeen years ago)

could almost be a poll

2:47 hawaiian punch vs. 1:40 planters nuts

― dmr, Sunday, 8 February 2009 07:07 (seventeen years ago)

wow

― drowning in memes (latebloomer), Sunday, 8 February 2009 07:23 (seventeen years ago)

planters nuts dude has flow

― s1ocki, Sunday, 8 February 2009 08:26 (seventeen years ago)

ha thats an old classic -- my fav was always "you better buy my brand, its ha-waiian punch!"

― LOOK WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLA (deej), Monday, 9 February 2009 10:03 (seventeen years ago)

ortega dude is dope

― GLEEPGLOP BLOOPBLORP (nickalicious), Tuesday, 10 February 2009 04:54 (seventeen years ago)

You're like my straight man. and I'm the guy looking down his wayfarer sunglasses with his thumbs up in a sassy way. awesome, man!

― burt_stanton, Tuesday, February 10, 2009 3:58 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

burt never stop

― i wish life was like freaky-deaky bjork video (rent), Tuesday, February 10, 2009 4:01 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― l8b100m3r (latebloomer), Tuesday, 10 February 2009 05:52 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3365/3270549105_6449ba1758.jpg

― sleep, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 05:34 (seventeen years ago)

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 07:04 (seventeen years ago)

^ 10 things Noel & Liam Gallagher love/hate

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 07:05 (seventeen years ago)

Konfounded's Kultural Korner

― eman, Friday, 13 February 2009 16:46 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/fractal-busey.gif

― lxy, Friday, 13 February 2009 18:29 (seventeen years ago)

― eman, Friday, 13 February 2009 18:34 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.ubu.com/film/plu_electronic.html

People Like Us - Discovering Electronic Music

― Milton Parker, Friday, 13 February 2009 19:27 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ the ESTEBAN satanic computing in that is from here

― brains, hand-rolled (gnarly sceptre), Sunday, 15 February 2009 12:34 (seventeen years ago)

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/photo/49/6857/No-Thanks-Ill-Get-Quarter-Pounder-Instead_500x500.jpg

― eman, Friday, 20 February 2009 15:23 (seventeen years ago)

misread as "come try 2 in the anus"

― Easter Time / Chocolate Time (joygoat), Friday, 20 February 2009 16:04 (seventeen years ago)

omg that would be obscene

― s1ocki, Friday, 20 February 2009 16:40 (seventeen years ago)

the fact that it doesn't say "try 2 come in the anus" is an indication that todays breed of up all night drunk and high 17 year olds have lost their way

― vaginary & western (jjjusten), Friday, 20 February 2009 16:42 (seventeen years ago)

Somewhere in prison, thugs are salivating at the thought of widening Brown's asshole....

― Eater of Mexicans (Bo Jackson Overdrive), Friday, February 20, 2009 11:31 AM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Interesting point, Bo Jackson o_Overdrive.

― some dude, Friday, February 20, 2009 11:32 AM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― on some charter shit no doubt (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 20 February 2009 17:42 (seventeen years ago)

im pronouncing that in my head like the dog who says "cooOOkie crisps"

― max, Friday, 20 February 2009 17:45 (seventeen years ago)

Dom has already pointed out the possibly unintentional visual relevance of o_O with regards Bo's post

― I want sprinkles (country matters), Friday, 20 February 2009 17:50 (seventeen years ago)

the fact that it doesn't say "try 2 come in the anus" is an indication that todays breed of up all night drunk and high 17 year olds have lost their way
― vaginary & western (jjjusten), Friday, February 20, 2009 11:42 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i'm willing to bet it's probably even a shop

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 20 February 2009 17:51 (seventeen years ago)

loool xp

― on some charter shit no doubt (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 20 February 2009 17:52 (seventeen years ago)

― cutty, Monday, 23 February 2009 17:33 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha

― eman, Monday, 23 February 2009 18:14 (seventeen years ago)

probably shouldn't be that funny; i just imagine busey doing that all the time around the house

― I feel twitterers around me (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 February 2009 18:29 (seventeen years ago)

Memorable quotes for
Bulletproof (1988) More at IMDbPro »

Sharkey: What the fuck is this?
Frank McBain: Your worst nightmare, Butt-horn!

― eman, Monday, 23 February 2009 18:37 (seventeen years ago)

i so badly want 2 agree w/this cuz 99% of the time it is true, but tbh u r wrong and deserve to be shot in the face on the white house lawn

― temple of butts (cankles), Monday, February 23, 2009 5:03 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

― suggban stevens (J0rdan S.), Monday, 23 February 2009 23:06 (seventeen years ago)

lol, what thread?

― Throwing Puffy under the gay bus, whatever that means (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 February 2009 23:09 (seventeen years ago)

red sox one on ilb

― suggban stevens (J0rdan S.), Monday, 23 February 2009 23:11 (seventeen years ago)

ah, makes sense; I never venture out that way

― Throwing Puffy under the gay bus, whatever that means (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 February 2009 23:21 (seventeen years ago)

― (*ﾟーﾟ)θ L(。･＿･)　　　°~ヾ(･ε･ *) (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 15:02 (seventeen years ago)

GENIUS

― go back to ur game of Croquette ye posho's (stevie), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 15:18 (seventeen years ago)

ATTN RETARDS

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 15:23 (seventeen years ago)

― eman, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 15:30 (seventeen years ago)

that Billy Mays thing is 100x funnier if you work at an As Seen On TV store

― abominable spirit (latebloomer), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 16:29 (seventeen years ago)

do you?

― cutty, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 16:44 (seventeen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/maysbitch.jpg

― abominable spirit (latebloomer), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 17:15 (seventeen years ago)

interesting.

― cutty, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 17:16 (seventeen years ago)

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/4782/n317103243125218280941.jpg

― eman, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 20:07 (seventeen years ago)

― cutty, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 20:31 (seventeen years ago)

This is a video response to Your worst nightmare, butt-horn

― cutty, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 20:31 (seventeen years ago)

― eman, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 20:34 (seventeen years ago)

omg i can't take it anymore

― cutty, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 20:40 (seventeen years ago)

hoooly shit

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 24 February 2009 20:43 (seventeen years ago)

someone please tell me this is available on xbox netflix

― Throwing Puffy under the gay bus, whatever that means (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 22:59 (seventeen years ago)

http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/52/75/da659330dca0057a36682010._AA240_.L.jpg

― eman, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 23:30 (seventeen years ago)

bulletproof used to be on late night tv here all the time... seriously the fuckin best

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 23:46 (seventeen years ago)

― Throwing Puffy under the gay bus, whatever that means (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 01:20 (seventeen years ago)

mind explodes

― cutty, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 01:25 (seventeen years ago)

*mind explodes*

― cutty, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 01:26 (seventeen years ago)

*favorited*

― pro bowl was fun (omar little), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 01:27 (seventeen years ago)

― cutty, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 01:27 (seventeen years ago)

― cutty, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 01:28 (seventeen years ago)

good luck usa

― double bird strike (gabbneb), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 01:37 (seventeen years ago)

butthonkadonk

― Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 01:38 (seventeen years ago)

When a top secret American supertank -- codename Thunderblast -- is hijacked by guerilla forces on the Mexican border, it's Frank "Bulletproof" McBain (Gary Busey) to the rescue in this gripping action thriller. Little does our hero know that he'll face an all-star terrorist team of Mexicans, Nicaraguans, Cubans, Libyans and Soviets. But his biggest foe may be Lt. Shepard (Darlanne Fluegel), leader of the ambushed squad … and McBain's old flame.

― sleep, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 03:03 (seventeen years ago)

Is this where the Simpsons got McBain from?

― Throwing Puffy under the gay bus, whatever that means (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 03:07 (seventeen years ago)

THUNDERBLAST

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 03:09 (seventeen years ago)

all-star terrorist team

― eman, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 03:20 (seventeen years ago)

it's got to be where the Simpons McBain comes from, at least in part

― Easter Time / Chocolate Time (joygoat), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 03:59 (seventeen years ago)

butthonkadonk

― Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Wednesday, February 25, 2009 1:38 AM (2 hours ago) [IP: 38.98.88.22] Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 04:16 (seventeen years ago)

Riddle me this: Does the movie Poor Cow exist in the world of The Limey?

― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Wednesday, February 25, 2009 11:04 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

did you just say "riddle me this"?

― it's darn and ielle is hot (and what), Wednesday, February 25, 2009 11:07 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― cutty, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 16:10 (seventeen years ago)

can we have an 'I Love Being Fat' board

― я рилли (harbl), Tuesday, February 24, 2009 8:38 PM

we already have the cape

― poncho altamonte (jergins), Tuesday, February 24, 2009 8:39 PM

― eman, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 17:59 (seventeen years ago)

#1 McBain:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5115TWC30AL._SL500_AA240_.jpg

― Win A Car From Suicidal Tendencies! (jeff), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 18:04 (seventeen years ago)

http://photos-a.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v2483/172/100/729292558/n729292558_2634120_2463.jpg

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, 26 February 2009 00:52 (seventeen years ago)

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 26 February 2009 04:17 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ the world is a hell of a place

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 26 February 2009 04:22 (seventeen years ago)

dude if you and I were born in 1999, we'd both totally be doing that shit right now.

― Throwing Puffy under the gay bus, whatever that means (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 February 2009 05:03 (seventeen years ago)

A lot of people I know were doing shit like that but it wasn't available on video to everyone in the world.

― Easter Time / Chocolate Time (joygoat), Thursday, 26 February 2009 06:38 (seventeen years ago)

i see jonathan lipnicki has not aged much

― cutty, Thursday, 26 February 2009 14:54 (seventeen years ago)

i think you must be the first person to mention that lil dude in like 5 years cutty

― s1ocki, Thursday, 26 February 2009 15:08 (seventeen years ago)

who doesnt personally know him

― s1ocki, Thursday, 26 February 2009 15:08 (seventeen years ago)

Off topic, but what the hell?

http://bp1.blogger.com/_jXkJHbMbKzs/SDOrso3SGCI/AAAAAAAAb8o/tWNd8hjzBTo/s1600-h/jonathan_lipnicki5.jpg

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 26 February 2009 15:52 (seventeen years ago)

Looks like he forgot to drop his drawers before taking a shit.

― WmC, Thursday, 26 February 2009 16:25 (seventeen years ago)

are u talkin about jesus

― that old joe diffie classic (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 26 February 2009 16:30 (seventeen years ago)

how is lipnicki off topic?

― cutty, Thursday, 26 February 2009 17:03 (seventeen years ago)

My picture's not showing up after the What the hell? post.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 26 February 2009 17:22 (seventeen years ago)

It's an adult jon lipnicki squatting down in cowboy clothes.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 26 February 2009 17:23 (seventeen years ago)

very much on topic

― cutty, Thursday, 26 February 2009 17:24 (seventeen years ago)

very much hot topic

― cutty, Thursday, 26 February 2009 17:25 (seventeen years ago)

Phew. Just didn't want to turn LOL thread into Lipnicki boner thread.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 26 February 2009 17:26 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/10/1008_jon_lipnicki_wi_launch.jpg

― eman, Thursday, 26 February 2009 17:30 (seventeen years ago)

do not want

― Throwing Puffy under the gay bus, whatever that means (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 February 2009 18:20 (seventeen years ago)

LIPNICKI: THE MAN, THE MYTH

― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Thursday, 26 February 2009 18:37 (seventeen years ago)

i saw lipnicki at starbucks a couple of weeks ago

― Win A Car From Suicidal Tendencies! (jeff), Thursday, 26 February 2009 20:32 (seventeen years ago)

did you tussle his fauxhawk

― cutty, Thursday, 26 February 2009 20:47 (seventeen years ago)

Ask him how much his head weighed.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:17 (seventeen years ago)

iirc his head was shaved. i think he was accompanying his agent on a coffee run.

― Win A Car From Suicidal Tendencies! (jeff), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:21 (seventeen years ago)

was he all growed up

― eman, Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:50 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/07/0715all_growed_up_getty.jpg

― eman, Thursday, 26 February 2009 22:49 (seventeen years ago)

he was growed up, but not all growed up to my level

― I'm n cal a forn eye. A (jeff), Thursday, 26 February 2009 23:55 (seventeen years ago)

i forgot he even existed until now

― я рилли (harbl), Friday, 27 February 2009 00:04 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.jonathanlipnicki.com/coming-soon.jpg
http://www.jonathanlipnicki.com/coming-soon.jpg
http://www.jonathanlipnicki.com/coming-soon.jpg
http://www.jonathanlipnicki.com/coming-soon.jpg
http://www.jonathanlipnicki.com/coming-soon.jpg
http://www.jonathanlipnicki.com/coming-soon.jpg
http://www.jonathanlipnicki.com/coming-soon.jpg

― eman, Friday, 27 February 2009 00:23 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3656/3304457860_a840966592.jpg

― I'm n cal a forn eye. A (jeff), Friday, 27 February 2009 02:10 (seventeen years ago)

sandlols

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 27 February 2009 03:24 (seventeen years ago)

whoah, what band is that?

― Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Friday, 27 February 2009 03:38 (seventeen years ago)

idk but they SHOULD be called the Sandlols

― abominable spirit (latebloomer), Friday, 27 February 2009 03:51 (seventeen years ago)

The Dangerous Summer

dangerous (too much flesh in too tight pants)
summer (sandlols)

― I'm n cal a forn eye. A (jeff), Friday, 27 February 2009 04:05 (seventeen years ago)

Personal life

Lipnicki is known for his contributions to charity, having appeared and/or spoken at events for the Breast Cancer Research Foundation, Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation, Starlight Children's Foundation and NBA's Read to Achieve. He is also the international spokesperson for Pediatric Chiropractic and Kids Day American/International. He was named one of "the heroes of 2001" by JDRF for his involvement. Lipnicki, who has four dogs, is also involved in animal's rights groups, including Pets & Their Stars and the Nuts for Mutts. He has been quoted to say "Jerry Maguire was only the beginning of the firestorm"[4].

― abominable spirit (latebloomer), Friday, 27 February 2009 04:51 (seventeen years ago)

― Fight scenes don't hold a candle to Asian action (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 February 2009 04:55 (seventeen years ago)

HUSTLER

― Fight scenes don't hold a candle to Asian action (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 February 2009 04:56 (seventeen years ago)

re sandlols: the big one is the important one, i bet

― Sébastien, Friday, 27 February 2009 05:01 (seventeen years ago)

hey dudes, not to get all save-a-chiropractor, but my brother's one and that shit has pretty much saved my poor postured always in front of the computer life

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Friday, 27 February 2009 06:42 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3393/3311936159_1ff52314ed.jpg

― eman, Friday, 27 February 2009 16:44 (seventeen years ago)

the most illegal of defenses

― sleep, Friday, 27 February 2009 17:08 (seventeen years ago)

old but i can't stop watching it

― eman, Friday, 27 February 2009 19:33 (seventeen years ago)

that looks like the kristen wiig hot air balloon skit

http://defamer.gawker.com/360670/virginia-horsens-hot-air-balloon-rides

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Friday, 27 February 2009 20:17 (seventeen years ago)

looooooooooooooooooool eman

― Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Friday, 27 February 2009 20:22 (seventeen years ago)

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Friday, 27 February 2009 20:39 (seventeen years ago)

was that Gavin?

― dan selzer, Friday, 27 February 2009 21:43 (seventeen years ago)

yes

― cutty, Friday, 27 February 2009 21:48 (seventeen years ago)

ahhh i have watched who needs a movie too many times and it never fails lol
dangerous summer all look like they could be ex-bf's of sister's :((((((((

― я рилли (harbl), Friday, 27 February 2009 22:03 (seventeen years ago)

of my sister's sry

― я рилли (harbl), Friday, 27 February 2009 22:03 (seventeen years ago)

was that Gavin?

― dan selzer, Friday, February 27, 2009 3:43 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yes

― cutty, Friday, February 27, 2009 3:48 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark

y'all are pals huh

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 27 February 2009 22:37 (seventeen years ago)

― cutty, Saturday, 28 February 2009 00:29 (seventeen years ago)

but i am qualified to answer that question

― cutty, Saturday, 28 February 2009 00:29 (seventeen years ago)

What About Animation?

― sleep, Saturday, 28 February 2009 08:03 (seventeen years ago)

― cutty, Saturday, 28 February 2009 20:33 (seventeen years ago)

― I'm n cal a forn eye. A (jeff), Monday, 2 March 2009 16:35 (seventeen years ago)

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― eman, Monday, 2 March 2009 16:53 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.kontraband.com/videos/14239/D-n-B-Christian-Rave/

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Monday, 2 March 2009 19:39 (seventeen years ago)

0/2 today, guys.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 2 March 2009 19:45 (seventeen years ago)

now off to complain about pics of food i dont want to eat and to post on ws09 that im not feeling any of the girls other dudes think are cute

― abebe's kids (and what), Monday, 2 March 2009 19:49 (seventeen years ago)

http://djdocrok.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/oh-snap.jpg

― eman, Monday, 2 March 2009 20:04 (seventeen years ago)

OH SUGGEST BAN

― Let's Keep This Jam Casual (jeff), Monday, 2 March 2009 20:13 (seventeen years ago)

http://i39.tinypic.com/34fdw74.jpg

― Let's Keep This Jam Casual (jeff), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 01:44 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ waaahahaha

p.s. http://lh6.ggpht.com/_EHZsoUS6SIA/SUwjZe-sgnI/AAAAAAAACb4/aZhNiNHq4Cs/s512/tele7.jpg

― i'm not going to pay a lot for this muffler (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 01:48 (seventeen years ago)

looooool foreshortening!!!!

― я рилли (harbl), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 01:50 (seventeen years ago)

looks more like eating shortening amirite

― peep game on gas prices (deej), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 03:15 (seventeen years ago)

lolz. i was gonna say he looks like a face on a thumb

http://www.melodyrose.org/images/Thumb%20Face.jpg

and then i typed in thumb face to GIS and that pic came up!

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 04:15 (seventeen years ago)

http://i39.tinypic.com/34fdw74.jpg

it's like some bizarro-world pixies

― only the beginning of the firestorm (latebloomer), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 04:59 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha

― Let's Keep This Jam Casual (jeff), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 05:03 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.lifelounge.com//resources/IMGBLOG/b5f6abfc-4d54-47eb-8cee-8a0747a772ca.jpg

― Let's Keep This Jam Casual (jeff), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 05:03 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.dreeyoreshospital.net/sitebuilder/images/teddycloseup1-298x329.jpg

― Let's Keep This Jam Casual (jeff), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 05:04 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.zachleat.com/2.0/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/weebles.jpg

― eman, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 05:10 (seventeen years ago)

― eman, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 15:07 (seventeen years ago)

thumbhead is truly lol

― cutty, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 15:10 (seventeen years ago)

it's like some bizarro-world pixies

― only the beginning of the firestorm (latebloomer), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 04:59 (10 hours ago)

http://rockpaparazzi.blogspot.com/2009/01/pixies.html

― they probably drink corporate water (country matters), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 15:10 (seventeen years ago)

My dog will occasionally do that as well, but not run into walls.
Yet.

― Fight scenes don't hold a candle to Asian action (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 15:16 (seventeen years ago)

from the The bloke that looks like a thumb appreciation society.

"I actualli think that this is wrong ... does n e one actuallii now him ?? he mite have a disability .. he is part of sum ones family ... jus sit bk and hink if this was ur child wud u appreciatte this group .. i thought so .. people r too quick to judge people in this world ...
he has a disability jus like downs syndrome so i fink this shud be removed !"

― noby noby king boy pato (cozwn), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 16:10 (seventeen years ago)

"THANKS FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT YOU TRUE THUMBITES AND A BIG THUMBS UP TO YOU ALL!! "

― caek, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 16:13 (seventeen years ago)

he's def british

― cutty, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 16:26 (seventeen years ago)

Contact Info

Email: thethumb @ hotmail.com
Office: Thumb House, Washington
Location: Thumb Lane

― eman, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 16:26 (seventeen years ago)

he he

― sleep, Tuesday, 3 March 2009 17:06 (seventeen years ago)

This is not hilarious, this dog got crisis, he can die of this. I m not jocking

― mumps (iiiijjjj), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 18:27 (seventeen years ago)

http://stevenphibbs.com/post/83223548/filed-under-why-the-news-shouldnt-get-images-via

― c♜lyn dodgers (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 19:49 (seventeen years ago)

it took me a minute.

― gooder dan a mug, lol (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 19:56 (seventeen years ago)

http://blog.wired.com/defense/images/2009/03/03/img119461024_std.jpg

― Let's Keep This Jam Casual (jeff), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 22:39 (seventeen years ago)

― jenniburt staniston (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 09:19 (seventeen years ago)

― Let's Keep This Jam Casual (jeff), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 16:49 (seventeen years ago)

omg

― i'm not going to pay a lot for this muffler (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 16:54 (seventeen years ago)

― kids love cofradia tattoos (latebloomer), Thursday, 5 March 2009 16:16 (seventeen years ago)

i can't BREATHE because of that mask video -- what the shit!

― lady burt stanton (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 5 March 2009 16:33 (seventeen years ago)

best thread ever. rip. never forget

How does the listeners of Balearic/Space Disco look like?

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, 5 March 2009 16:55 (seventeen years ago)

I never even got my point across that to most people these guys are all Ibiza douche-bags.

― dan selzer, Thursday, 5 March 2009 17:34 (seventeen years ago)

"they live with your mom"

great line, dan

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:28 (seventeen years ago)

Thursday, March 5, 2009 12:26 PM Site michael has been banned permanently.

whos this guy

― ice cr?m, Thursday, March 5, 2009 3:16 PM (18 minutes ago)

he called the board gay.

― He grew in Pussyville. Population: him. (call all destroyer), Thursday, March 5, 2009 3:16 PM

― american banned stan (eman), Thursday, 5 March 2009 20:39 (seventeen years ago)

xp- the pic i posted on the balearic dudez thread was the result of a GIS for 'ibiza party bro'

― all-seeing eye of horus (psychgawsple), Friday, 6 March 2009 03:00 (seventeen years ago)

http://i41.tinypic.com/wjfkg3.jpg

― cutty, Friday, 6 March 2009 17:21 (seventeen years ago)

why did you do that

― lady burt stanton (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 6 March 2009 17:32 (seventeen years ago)

me or frank?

― cutty, Friday, 6 March 2009 17:56 (seventeen years ago)

http://heim.etherweave.com/weblog/archives/twinpeaks-thumb.jpg

― this too shall passantino (jeff), Friday, 6 March 2009 18:10 (seventeen years ago)

If you're ever in Brooklyn, do not ask someone to be frank with you.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 6 March 2009 18:17 (seventeen years ago)

only Ladies need be worried

― cutty, Friday, 6 March 2009 18:18 (seventeen years ago)

"and then peaced"

― Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Friday, 6 March 2009 18:21 (seventeen years ago)

I've seen that flyer before (on ILX somewhere I think) but never noticed how they felt the need to put in a little arrow from the picture to the name to make sure you know that's a picture of Frank

― dmr, Friday, 6 March 2009 18:22 (seventeen years ago)

that comes around every once in a while

i love it

― and why (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 March 2009 22:40 (seventeen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v81/spazzydancecore/wat/doginadress.jpg

― eman, Sunday, 8 March 2009 09:10 (seventeen years ago)

― cutty, Sunday, 8 March 2009 12:15 (seventeen years ago)

ha crutis started a thread on them but srsly brokencyde

― cutty, Sunday, 8 March 2009 12:18 (seventeen years ago)

oh my you just freaked out my director of LOLs

― cozwn, Sunday, 8 March 2009 12:40 (seventeen years ago)

also featured in this appropriately titled thread: what genre is this atrocity?

― note: any and all comma splices in this post are intentional (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 8 March 2009 18:53 (seventeen years ago)

lol

― roxymuzak, Sunday, 8 March 2009 20:27 (seventeen years ago)

that horrible LazyTown song with the shouty out-of-tune verse ending won't leave my mind

― Captain Savour-A-Ho (Batty), Sunday, 8 March 2009 20:27 (seventeen years ago)

― boob ass tits...forgive me (latebloomer), Monday, 9 March 2009 10:50 (seventeen years ago)

http://i42.tinypic.com/14ul3eo.jpg

― cutty, Monday, 9 March 2009 12:11 (seventeen years ago)

BROKENCYDE!!!!!!! holy shit man

― GLEEPGLOP BLOOPBLORP (nickalicious), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 20:51 (seventeen years ago)

I mean Brokencyde sucks and all but i really don't understand why late-20s internet dudes are painting them as some meme-worthy LOL event to mask the fact that they are uncomfortable with the fact that teenagers like different things than them. It's seriously like a 30 year old in 1996 being like "OMG REEL BIG FISH LOL ROFL" cio imo

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 21:05 (seventeen years ago)

it's not just this board, so don't think i'm dogpilin on anyone in particular.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 21:06 (seventeen years ago)

naw that shit is really lolworthy imo

― and how (omar little), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 21:26 (seventeen years ago)

it's great challop bait too for folks who want to step up and say, "hey this is actually really good!"

― and how (omar little), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 21:27 (seventeen years ago)

i dunno it just seems more "inevitable" than "funny" to me.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 21:38 (seventeen years ago)

i am in my early 20s and brokenside is a meme-worthy lol event

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 21:39 (seventeen years ago)

the fact that they are sexy dancing on pristine suburban streets in front of their parents SUV and assorted mcmansions doesn't strike you as remotely funny in a lol incongruous way?

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 21:40 (seventeen years ago)

pretty sure even most teenagers think this shit is lol

― Lamp, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 21:41 (seventeen years ago)

imo loling at teenagers is a time-honored tradition for people in their 20s

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 21:41 (seventeen years ago)

yah srsly

― Lamp, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 21:43 (seventeen years ago)

i can accept that, i guess

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 21:44 (seventeen years ago)

also its sort of a tender lol, a loving chuckle, at the vagaries of youth, and how dumb we all were, when we were 16

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 21:47 (seventeen years ago)

eh, this sounds terrible AND we're getting older and more clueless; please pass the next meme down

― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 22:04 (seventeen years ago)

brokencyde PO3: Freaxx, A Hofosho, Bree Bree

― Milton Parker, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 22:42 (seventeen years ago)

haha just saw this on facebook

[my 19 yr old cousin] was tagged in a photo.
Lets get freaky now lets get fuckin freaky now *piercing scream*32 photos

― sleep, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 23:50 (seventeen years ago)

speaking of brokencyde

― sleep, Thursday, 12 March 2009 00:00 (seventeen years ago)

for fuck's sake whiney

― cutty, Thursday, 12 March 2009 00:17 (seventeen years ago)

my director of lols misses and what.

― estela, Thursday, 12 March 2009 00:17 (seventeen years ago)

going to have to go w/cutty on this one

― cozwn, Thursday, 12 March 2009 00:38 (seventeen years ago)

i wish i could trade unbanned users for banned ones

― cutty, Thursday, 12 March 2009 00:48 (seventeen years ago)

― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 March 2009 01:03 (seventeen years ago)

swiss army car!

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 12 March 2009 01:32 (seventeen years ago)

inevitable

― filipino wilson (jeff), Thursday, 12 March 2009 01:53 (seventeen years ago)

i can accept that, i guess

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, March 11, 2009 5:44 PM

oh thank god hey everybody he can accept that crisis averted

― eman, Thursday, 12 March 2009 02:08 (seventeen years ago)

the g is for guesspapers

― filipino wilson (jeff), Thursday, 12 March 2009 02:10 (seventeen years ago)

Damn! I got yellow-carded for questioning the lols!

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 12 March 2009 03:02 (seventeen years ago)

http://marmadukeexplained.blogspot.com/

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, 12 March 2009 06:05 (seventeen years ago)

10th Sample Papers | NCERT Sample Papers

― cathlamet wa (jergins), Thursday, 12 March 2009 07:56 (seventeen years ago)

its not for questioning the lols, it's how you question them

― cutty, Thursday, 12 March 2009 09:27 (seventeen years ago)

waffles invites

― eman, Thursday, 12 March 2009 15:17 (seventeen years ago)

God help me I would maybe drive a Stinger.

― GLEEPGLOP BLOOPBLORP (nickalicious), Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:43 (seventeen years ago)

My car is kind of like that except everything is just piled up in the back instead of tucked away in neat compartments.

― GLEEPGLOP BLOOPBLORP (nickalicious), Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:44 (seventeen years ago)

"nooks and crannies"

― latebloomer, Thursday, 12 March 2009 19:46 (seventeen years ago)

the english muffin of cars

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 12 March 2009 20:15 (seventeen years ago)

― cob nobblin' (latebloomer), Saturday, 14 March 2009 03:35 (seventeen years ago)

― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 14 March 2009 04:47 (seventeen years ago)

The Stinger = the car for the foreclosure era.

― Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Saturday, 14 March 2009 05:24 (seventeen years ago)

i love eman

― roxymuzak, Saturday, 14 March 2009 18:11 (seventeen years ago)

― cob nobblin' (latebloomer), Sunday, 15 March 2009 15:16 (seventeen years ago)

:-(

― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 15 March 2009 20:10 (seventeen years ago)

that's in cankles memory, one assumes

― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 15 March 2009 21:23 (seventeen years ago)

did he get banned? RIP

― cozwn, Sunday, 15 March 2009 21:41 (seventeen years ago)

― cutty, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 15:30 (seventeen years ago)

^^ local guy!

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 15:47 (seventeen years ago)

lolcal guy

― cob nobblin' (latebloomer), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 17:24 (seventeen years ago)

Pretty sure if I was in that exact same situation the exact same dialogue would come out of my mouth but nobody on YouTube would say I'm "turning ghetto."

― Duderonomy 1:69-420 (iiiijjjj), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 17:26 (seventeen years ago)

I'm really beginning to think things about people on YouTube.

― Duderonomy 1:69-420 (iiiijjjj), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 17:27 (seventeen years ago)

http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt203/pplains/warsaw.jpg?t=1237313426

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 18:11 (seventeen years ago)

well, are you black?

― cutty, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 18:41 (seventeen years ago)

― I probably just wasted some more energy in my fingers telling you guys (stevie), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 19:06 (seventeen years ago)

http://loopable.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/lolloop.gif%3Fw%3D400%26h%3D134

― brocktune (jeff), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 19:55 (seventeen years ago)

― i stole a metal dude's t-shirt in richmond just to watch him cry (latebloomer), Friday, 20 March 2009 02:35 (seventeen years ago)

who watches the watchmen more like who stabs people who like watchmen, answer: me

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, March 19, 2009 6:22 PM

― eman, Friday, 20 March 2009 03:43 (seventeen years ago)

http://assets.sbnation.com/profile_images/28902/philip_bings_dilophosaurus1.jpg
xp

― 6335, Friday, 20 March 2009 15:35 (seventeen years ago)

― sleep, Sunday, 22 March 2009 17:50 (seventeen years ago)

all about glissando crotch-stab at 3.28

― leigh exodus (country matters), Sunday, 22 March 2009 17:58 (seventeen years ago)

wow that video

― brocktune (jeff), Sunday, 22 March 2009 18:10 (seventeen years ago)

― ☪, Sunday, 22 March 2009 18:12 (seventeen years ago)

― HHooHHHooHH-oob (harbl), Sunday, 22 March 2009 18:13 (seventeen years ago)

"are you familiar with the mexican sacatripe?"

― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 22 March 2009 19:25 (seventeen years ago)

oh god, the baseball cap with razors!
and ensuing dance party! great stuff.

― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 22 March 2009 19:31 (seventeen years ago)

― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 22 March 2009 19:36 (seventeen years ago)

http://rajeevpenmatsa.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/291mahf.gif

― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 22 March 2009 22:37 (seventeen years ago)

♡ Bollywood

― Hongroe Like the Wolf (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 22 March 2009 22:38 (seventeen years ago)

http://i39.tinypic.com/auv1n8.gif

― eman, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 16:08 (seventeen years ago)

wow scary humans

― cutty, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 16:10 (seventeen years ago)

Granted, I am sleep-deprived, but that is really putting the screws on. total fucking nightmare imagery, like an Aphex Twin video.

― 2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 18:29 (seventeen years ago)

what was the first meme to do the "person looks at someone and then they have their face"?

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 18:34 (seventeen years ago)

forks, help?

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 18:34 (seventeen years ago)

thinking

― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 18:35 (seventeen years ago)

aphex is the first one i can think of

― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 18:40 (seventeen years ago)

I approve of the updated ILX menu.

― Trip Maker, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 18:40 (seventeen years ago)

http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/d8aeaec5a06b0c79b1817f7414d7a0c6f5a1356c_m.gif

― 710 east green in bensenville near o'hare (omar little), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 19:12 (seventeen years ago)

whoa awesome both xpost and not xpost

― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 19:13 (seventeen years ago)

LOL BUTTHORN

― cutty, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 19:16 (seventeen years ago)

citizen butthorn

― eman, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 19:35 (seventeen years ago)

― cutty, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 19:42 (seventeen years ago)

ahaha

― sleep, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 00:35 (seventeen years ago)

http://12.media.tumblr.com/1KpgOhsA7l98pj8kKFzLA9Tto1_500.jpg

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 00:40 (seventeen years ago)

............m white?

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 00:49 (seventeen years ago)

A+ lolz thank u gbx

― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 02:05 (seventeen years ago)

u ppl scare me

― Past a Diving Jeter (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 15:02 (seventeen years ago)

http://7.media.tumblr.com/MOmD1i22mlfvtlbylZg5Glfqo1_400.jpg

btw curtis really? that picture is like 40000000GB

― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 15:21 (seventeen years ago)

400000000000GB of lols

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 15:23 (seventeen years ago)

aw, jigga rookie card!

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 15:24 (seventeen years ago)

things you can get used to i guess, part 33: jay-z

― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 15:25 (seventeen years ago)

in other words curtis, i think schef is saying she would have preferred this

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/196/guitarhero.jpg

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 15:26 (seventeen years ago)

400EB of lols

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 15:27 (seventeen years ago)

that's a really dick move considering i have no qualms blocking whatever random server crut was using but i'm not going to block imageshack.

― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 15:27 (seventeen years ago)

i always forget that my ilx is not the same ilx everyone else is looking at. still waht at everyone getting upset over the animated board descriptions yesterday.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 15:38 (seventeen years ago)

really don't get where the lolz are there.

― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 15:39 (seventeen years ago)

DOTN YOU WATHC TIM AND ERIC? WIERD PEPPLE R FUUNIES

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 15:41 (seventeen years ago)

sorry, I'm questioning/attacking the lols again and I got yellow-carded for that last time. i take it back.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 15:42 (seventeen years ago)

the lol thread isn't a place for your criticisms. if you don't think something is funny, how about you don't lol and keep your fingers off the fucking keyboard.

― cutty, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 15:58 (seventeen years ago)

you're right. i've stepped down

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 15:59 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/22/26721487_9f18c7a081_b.jpg

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 16:01 (seventeen years ago)

ANd oh yes, there's more where that came from.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 16:03 (seventeen years ago)

Not creepy at all.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 16:06 (seventeen years ago)

oh, dale

― cutty, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

It's definitely a case you law folk can follow in your spare time:

Girl found; ‘Skirtman’ of UALR is charged
By Jacob Quinn Sanders

PERRYVILLE — The University of Arkansas at Little Rock computer-system programmer known as Skirtman got his first surprise when he answered the door of his house on Wye Mountain wearing nothing but a bathrobe and saw two men in uniform.

The uniformed men - at least one was a Perry County sheriff’s deputy - were there Saturday looking for a 16-year old girl whose parents had reported her missing. The car the girl drove to Dale Owen Miller’s house was in the driveway, next to his own, the one with the license plate carrying a phonetic spelling of “Skirtman.”

This was just the beginning. By Tuesday afternoon, Miller would be fresh out of jail, hunting for a lawyer to avoid a prison sentence of a decade or so and wondering aloud whether Arkansas law allowed for a difference between having child pornography knowingly and unknowingly.

Right then, all he knew was somebody in uniform needed to ask him a few questions.

Miller is 51. He is proud of the nickname Skirtman, earned because of his choice to wear skirts rather than shorts or pants at almost every opportunity. His personal Web site, his Facebook page, his Flickr photo collection - all depict him in skirts. He used to wear them to work at UALR but stopped about 10 years ago after some alumni and trustees complained, he said.

The teenage girl was indeed at Miller’s house. He had corresponded with her on Facebook and over e-mail, he said, and they had talked on the phone a few times. On Saturday, she showed up hours earlier than planned, Miller said. He was planning to take her to a choir concert in Little Rock, one in which he would perform, he said.

“It was a nighttime thing and she showed up quite unexpectedly at noon,” Miller said in an interview.

He was naked when she arrived and so had time to throw on nothing save the bathrobe, he said. Miller said he wore the same robe with nothing underneath when the Perry County deputy sheriff arrived about 4 p.m.

He missed the concert, spending the night in the Perry County jail. Sheriff Scott Montgomery charged Miller with contributing to the delinquency of a juvenile, a misdemeanor. Montgomery issued Miller a citation but kept him locked up through the weekend anyway until he could see a judge so bail could be set.

“It was intimated to me that I should have assumed that she was there without her parents’ permission,” Miller said. “But I never asked. I never assumed anything one way or another.”

At the bail hearing late Monday afternoon, Miller got his second surprise. The Arkansas State Police, which Montgomery requested take over the investigation, accused Miller of possessing two images of child pornography, found when they searched a computer in his home. Each image resulted in a felony charge, carrying a possible sentence upon conviction of three to 10 years in prison.

“I figured they were looking for child pornography,” Miller said. “I mean, why would an adult man even talk to a 16-year-old young woman, let alone have one in his home, right? But I didn’t think there was any to find. That’s not my thing.”

He posted a $45,000 bond and was released from jail Tuesday morning.

Deputy Prosecuting Attorney Jonathan Ross said the investigation is continuing.

Judy Williams, communications director at UALR, said the university is gathering information and determining its next step regarding Miller. Miller does not teach classes and in his job as a program and project manager would interact with students only rarely, she said.

All three charges were beyond unexpected, Miller said.

“I was in a state of shock,” he said. “There is no other way to describe it. There’s nothing that can prepare you for that moment. I’m still not sure I comprehend what it all means for me.”

Montgomery said he gave Miller the misdemeanor citation at about 2 a.m. Sunday, though the time written on it is 4:10 p.m. on Saturday. Montgomery said the time reflected when a deputy first took Miller to jail.

“In the meantime, there I am handcuffed to a desk most of the time,” Miller said. “It was two hours before anyone even spoke to me.”

State police Special Agent Joe Carter finally talked with Miller. He asked consent to search Miller’s house, in particular four computers Miller kept there.

“I explained to him that I wanted to take them from his home and have them imaged to which he responded that he thought that I meant that I wanted to copy the hard drives, which is exactly what I meant,” Carter wrote in an affidavit for an arrest warrant filed Monday in Perry County District Court.

Miller sounded almost amused at the thought of Perry County sheriff’s office officials and state police investigators rummaging through his house.

“I do have some things at my home that you normally don’t see in the house of a single heterosexual male living in the woods,” he said, referring to his clothing collection.

A preliminary search of the computers found two images on a Compaq desktop computer, both of which a forensic examiner found to be “likely” matches to the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children’s database of child pornography, according to Carter’s affidavit.

“My suspicion is,” Miller said, “since I certainly never knowingly downloaded child pornography, that one of my computer programs picked up something I didn’t know about.”

Miller said he uses a computer program to search public Internet user groups for pictures of exhibitionist pornography.

“That’s my fetish,” he said. “I’d rather that not be in the paper, but it’s part of the explanation of what happened. I can’t hide from that.”

He checks through the photos the program culls every month or two, he said, throwing out the vast majority - ones he doesn’t want to keep.

He said Tuesday afternoon that he had not yet talked to a lawyer, nor had he read the statutes describing his charges.

“I’m worried,” he said. “I don’t know what’s going to happen to me from here.”

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 16:16 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.fuckingcloakingdevice.com/

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 16:49 (seventeen years ago)

sorry!!!

― follow the fudge through this chocolatey challenge (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 17:06 (seventeen years ago)

yow, sounds like dude got fucked up.
"Things you normally don’t see in the house of a single heterosexual male living in the woods" sadly too long for a username.

― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 17:16 (seventeen years ago)

I worked with a guy busted for child porn and he copped the same excuse, that he was running some sort of download program and would just go back and get rid of the stuff later.

Thing is, dude had fuckin' terrabytes of the shit in his house. He finally got sent to prison not so long ago.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 17:26 (seventeen years ago)

are there more frightening words in the english language than "terabytes of child porn"? i feel like you'd need a hazmat suit to move the hard drives.

― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 17:28 (seventeen years ago)

even his cat looks at him with disdain

― (lbrah) (harbl), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 17:29 (seventeen years ago)

terrorbytes

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 17:31 (seventeen years ago)

lol http://www.flickr.com/photos/domiller/30472797/in/set-72157594439904232/

― (lbrah) (harbl), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 17:48 (seventeen years ago)

maybe xpost with gaylx thread:

― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 17:53 (seventeen years ago)

wow!!!

― follow the fudge through this chocolatey challenge (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 18:02 (seventeen years ago)

seems like these vandals are keeping it positive tbh

County Supervisor Mark Ridley-Thomas joined Los Angeles police detectives and others Wednesday in asking the public for help in locating those who vandalized two South Los Angeles churches.
Jointed by LAPD Capt. Robert Green, commanding officer of the 77th Street Police Station, and others, Ridley-Thomas declared that "We simply cannot tolerate houses of worship being open targets of this type of mean-spirited vandalism in our communities."
The board approved Ridley-Thomas' request to post a $10,000 reward for information leading to the arrest of those responsible.
On Feb. 8, the St. Mark United Methodist Church at 8305 S. Gramercy Place, near 83rd Street, was vandalized and burglarized.
A stained glass window was shattered and several walls and a cross were spray painted with obscenities and graffiti and chemical fire extinguishers were sprayed inside the church.

http://media.nbclosangeles.com/images/394*298/church+vandal.JPG

― 710 east green in bensenville near o'hare (omar little), Thursday, 26 March 2009 16:55 (seventeen years ago)

yeah i don't see how that's mean-spirited?

― (lbrah) (harbl), Thursday, 26 March 2009 16:57 (seventeen years ago)

pro jesus grafitti is the new andre

― continuous flow crustastunna (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 March 2009 17:16 (seventeen years ago)

silver is the most sarcastic of spraypaints

― BADGES DON'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO WALTZ OFF WITH A BABY (HI DERE), Thursday, 26 March 2009 17:42 (seventeen years ago)

pretty next-level as far as vandalism goes

― latebloomer, Thursday, 26 March 2009 17:51 (seventeen years ago)

By "vandalism", did you mean "Christianity"?

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 26 March 2009 17:57 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/gallery/2009/mar/26/my-little-pony-film-characters-pictures?lightbox=1

― latebloomer, Thursday, 26 March 2009 18:09 (seventeen years ago)

don't really need to tell anyone which is my favorite

― latebloomer, Thursday, 26 March 2009 18:09 (seventeen years ago)

I had a friend through college who did Bart and Homer mods at that level; his bart alien was really pretty goddamn good. Wish I still had pictures somewhere.

― continuous flow crustastunna (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 March 2009 18:10 (seventeen years ago)

― eman, Friday, 27 March 2009 14:16 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.pootrapusa.com/

― eman, Saturday, 28 March 2009 03:09 (seventeen years ago)

loooool

― cutty, Saturday, 28 March 2009 14:32 (seventeen years ago)

messless waste pod detachment w/ ez pull-off cord!!! no unnecessary contact of bagged feces with your human fingers!!!

― Duderonomy 1:69-420 (iiiijjjj), Saturday, 28 March 2009 15:30 (seventeen years ago)

COMES ON THREE DIFFERENT COLORS

― Duderonomy 1:69-420 (iiiijjjj), Saturday, 28 March 2009 15:35 (seventeen years ago)

easy to install on your dog

― (lbrah) (harbl), Saturday, 28 March 2009 15:39 (seventeen years ago)

― (lbrah) (harbl), Saturday, 28 March 2009 15:40 (seventeen years ago)

omg

― eman, Saturday, 28 March 2009 15:48 (seventeen years ago)

― ian, Saturday, 28 March 2009 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

o_O
"We can also do the G-Slide"

― continuous flow crustastunna (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 28 March 2009 16:24 (seventeen years ago)

― (lbrah) (harbl), Saturday, 28 March 2009 16:44 (seventeen years ago)

― laying | (goole), Saturday, 28 March 2009 17:47 (seventeen years ago)

combine with the pootrap and you can gold all day.

― continuous flow crustastunna (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 28 March 2009 18:32 (seventeen years ago)

golF

― continuous flow crustastunna (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 28 March 2009 18:33 (seventeen years ago)

lmfao at typo

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 28 March 2009 18:56 (seventeen years ago)

my search for a discreet bedpan is complete

― fight the real NME (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 28 March 2009 19:00 (seventeen years ago)

OTM

bed, bath and beyond really needs to work on the "beyond" part

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 28 March 2009 19:04 (seventeen years ago)

voice over at the beginning is classic

― altered prostates (latebloomer), Saturday, 28 March 2009 19:26 (seventeen years ago)

harbl

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Sunday, March 29, 2009 11:45 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

max

― goaty (harbl), Sunday, March 29, 2009 11:46 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

max max max max

― goaty (harbl), Sunday, March 29, 2009 11:46 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

harbl

― WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Sunday, March 29, 2009 11:48 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― goaty (harbl), Sunday, March 29, 2009 11:49 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Sunday, March 29, 2009 11:50 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

guys i am moving to baltimore

― goaty (harbl), Sunday, March 29, 2009 11:50 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what went on here

― WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Sunday, March 29, 2009 11:50 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

― 20 HOOS poppin steens on kawasakis (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 29 March 2009 23:56 (seventeen years ago)

― goaty (harbl), Sunday, 29 March 2009 23:56 (seventeen years ago)

― dmr, Monday, 30 March 2009 04:22 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ unintentional wtf stanley steemer lols

― dmr, Monday, 30 March 2009 04:22 (seventeen years ago)

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Monday, 30 March 2009 04:51 (seventeen years ago)

let's try that again

― Comprehensive Nuclear Suggest-Ban Treaty (Hurting 2), Monday, 30 March 2009 23:39 (seventeen years ago)

― eman, Tuesday, 31 March 2009 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

LOL

― fight the real NME (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 00:02 (seventeen years ago)

hahahahasdflisjdgd;lgkj

― goaty (harbl), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 00:05 (seventeen years ago)

thx 4 the lols

― cutty, Tuesday, 31 March 2009 00:06 (seventeen years ago)

the 35 min. version of stoned professor is here

― ¸„ø¤º°¨º¤ø „¸¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø ¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º „¸¨°º¤ (eman), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 00:13 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.theunticket.com/george-brett-shits-himself-story/

― cutty, Tuesday, 31 March 2009 00:23 (seventeen years ago)

I shit my pants last night
I did
went out and had a great meal
just a great fuckin meal
I had to go to the bathroom so bad in the car
I’m going travel hurry up I gotta shit
and I had, just fuckin shit in my pants
I’m good uh, twice a year for that
when was the last time you shit your pants
been a while?
“yeah, it’s been a long time”
I was in vegas a couple years ago
this is an honest to god true story
staying at the bellagio
and went over to the mirage for dinner
and met some friends of mine over there
went to cocomos
a great little steak house
the guy brings out some fresh crab legs and says
“these just came in I gotta give ‘em to you guys”
brings a set and I’m eatin ‘em
then we go play..gamble a little bit
had a tee time early in the morning
so I said, ‘look, I gotta get going’
I’m walkin back to the hotel and I get three quarters of the way out of the lobby
all the sudden I go, ‘aww fuck!’
and I’m standing here like this
I got my butt pinched like this so fuckin, I’m fucked, I can’t move
all the sudden, you know, it felt alright
I went just like this and (he makes the sound of opening flood gates)
water . . . I had food poisoning from the crabs
take off my leather jacket
tied it around my waist
and I’m just standing there
and it’s just running down my leg
I got jeans on
black bucks, no socks
and I just start fuckin walking
and every time I’m walk, somethings coming out
it’s water
just straight fuckin water
then, to show you how sick I was
then I’m standing outside and make a call on my cell phone
I call a guy
I said larry you’re not gonna believe this
I’m standing outside the lobby of the bellagio
I can’t move, I got shit everywhere
I got shit all over myself
and larry’s about a 48 waist
so he brings me over a pair of pants and some towels
and he comes over, and meets me, I tell him where I’m standing
he finds the closest bathroom
when you go up the escalator and go up the fuckin…I can’t get in the fuckin elevator
it’s twelve o’clock at night
he goes in and finds the closest bathroom in the lobby of the hotel
and then I get in the escalator
and he kinda pretends like he drops something
so no one gets behind me
he tells me where it is and he goes in there
goes and gets the towel all wet for me
throws it over the fuckin stall
I take off all my fuckin clothes, just wipe off
leave my shoes, my pants, everything, right there
the towels just right there in the stall
and I’m walking barefoot, with my shirt and with his pants that are a 48 waist
through the lobby like this (as he acts like he’s holding his pants up) at midnight
got up in the morning and took the most perfect double tapered shit I’ve ever had in my life
…
true story
…
who’s the pitchers in this game?

― cutty, Tuesday, 31 March 2009 00:24 (seventeen years ago)

man i remember when stoned professor happened, that was big iirc

― tweet me 911 (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 00:29 (seventeen years ago)

"double tapered" !

― ¸„ø¤º°¨º¤ø „¸¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø ¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º „¸¨°º¤ (eman), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 00:49 (seventeen years ago)

on second thought, stoned professor is kinda scaring me idk

― tweet me 911 (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 00:52 (seventeen years ago)

yeah i cant watch that prof. i kind of want to punch him.

― I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 13:00 (seventeen years ago)

I always use women's deodorants. I hate the way almost all men's deodorants have this really strong, (supposedly) masculine odour. Women's deodorants are usually much more neutral, the odour is barely noticeable, which is what I prefer.

― Tuomas, Tuesday, March 31, 2009 8:33 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

tuomas, i would suggest this:

http://www.talkingmakeup.com/pics/ban/ban.jpg

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, March 31, 2009 8:36 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 31 March 2009 14:52 (seventeen years ago)

Supposedly this is a real movie

― altered prostates (latebloomer), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 15:28 (seventeen years ago)

allegedly cost $5 million

― altered prostates (latebloomer), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 15:31 (seventeen years ago)

miiigghhtt be a hoax

http://chud.com/articles/articles/18769/1/IS-THIS-A-REAL-MOVIE-THAT-COST-FIVE-MILLION-DOLLARS/Page1.html

― altered prostates (latebloomer), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 15:35 (seventeen years ago)

― hello my name is peter francis geraci are you in debt (omar little), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 22:02 (seventeen years ago)

After last Season is clearly one shoe short of dropping. They overplayed their hand with the synopsis.

― continuous flow crustastunna (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 03:44 (seventeen years ago)

For a generation so jaded that they have to turn to "so-bad-it's-good" entertainment for their lols, its sad that people can't see they're getting taken in by things like After Last Season trailers and Microsoft Songsmith commercials which are clearly done by marketing people to get exactly that reaction

</burt_stanton>

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 03:52 (seventeen years ago)

you are so clever

much love 2 u

― brocktune (jeff), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 04:00 (seventeen years ago)

</burt_stanton>

― I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 04:00 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/03/31/barstool.dui/index.html

― ¸„ø¤º°¨º¤ø „¸¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø ¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º „¸¨°º¤ (eman), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 14:10 (seventeen years ago)

oh i was gonna post that on important local news stories and i forgot!!!

― goaty (harbl), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 15:05 (seventeen years ago)

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/chewy_kitchen.jpg

― brocktune (jeff), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 20:54 (seventeen years ago)

ruh roh

― Wookie Johnson Strikes Back (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 20:58 (seventeen years ago)

http://i44.tinypic.com/2qlbw41.jpg

― I just take my louis jag out and wave it round in the air (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 21:26 (seventeen years ago)

― laying | (goole), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 21:28 (seventeen years ago)

lol, i've watched one episode of this show and this was the plot.

― Wookie Johnson Strikes Back (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 21:37 (seventeen years ago)

I've watched more than one episode of this show and this was the plot

― I just take my louis jag out and wave it round in the air (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 22:13 (seventeen years ago)

^lol

― altered prostates (latebloomer), Thursday, 2 April 2009 02:16 (seventeen years ago)

otm

― sleep, Thursday, 2 April 2009 23:41 (seventeen years ago)

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/7845/lc1e0d386c13664c8d798f0ll6.jpg

― Dr. Phil, Friday, 3 April 2009 13:13 (seventeen years ago)

hahahahahahaaaa

― I BLAME JESUS (jjjusten), Friday, 3 April 2009 14:46 (seventeen years ago)

awesome

― altered prostates (latebloomer), Friday, 3 April 2009 15:04 (seventeen years ago)

"this color offends me..."

― Wookie Johnson Strikes Back (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 April 2009 15:16 (seventeen years ago)

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/7845/lc1e0d386c13664c8d798f0ll6.jpg http://i44.tinypic.com/2w22b7o.jpg

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 3 April 2009 15:20 (seventeen years ago)

^^^

ha i thought the same thing

― cutty, Friday, 3 April 2009 15:28 (seventeen years ago)

― light turns red *hardy neanderthal guffaw* (latebloomer), Friday, 3 April 2009 15:57 (seventeen years ago)

context, pls! duder looks like bob odenkirk from the yo la tengo sugarcube vid...

― mmmm space tang (stevie), Friday, 3 April 2009 16:05 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/images/ency/fullsize/9345.jpg

― Dr. Phil, Friday, 3 April 2009 17:15 (seventeen years ago)

It looks like Abbath from Immortal- is it?

― Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Friday, 3 April 2009 17:20 (seventeen years ago)

yep, same tattoos.

― I BLAME JESUS (jjjusten), Friday, 3 April 2009 17:25 (seventeen years ago)

― light turns red *hardy neanderthal guffaw* (latebloomer), Saturday, 4 April 2009 02:47 (seventeen years ago)

― light turns red *hardy neanderthal guffaw* (latebloomer), Saturday, 4 April 2009 03:20 (seventeen years ago)

That is truly wtf

― GLEEPGLOP BLOOPBLORP (nickalicious), Monday, 6 April 2009 02:13 (seventeen years ago)

truly lols

― cutty, Monday, 6 April 2009 02:23 (seventeen years ago)

Everything is Terrible is a pretty consistently good source of truly lols

― i'm warning you with peace and love but i have too much to do (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 April 2009 03:24 (seventeen years ago)

― i'm warning you with peace and love but i have too much to do (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 April 2009 04:05 (seventeen years ago)

http://photobucket.com/images/god%20bless%20my%20online%20friends/

― cutty, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 01:23 (seventeen years ago)

― open up a cat of whup-ass (dan m), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 01:49 (seventeen years ago)

arghahahahahah!

― GLEEPGLOP BLOOPBLORP (nickalicious), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 05:18 (seventeen years ago)

God that song is so badass, I've always thought.

― Dan I., Tuesday, 7 April 2009 07:16 (seventeen years ago)

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 17:39 (seventeen years ago)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4XdE6Lh2_jI/SdtiLx1-_II/AAAAAAAAAnE/8OLm7tN3-uA/s1600-h/n15928531_40590146_2696.jpg

― Imaginary Dead Baseball Players Live in My Cornfield (Pillbox), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 17:40 (seventeen years ago)

http://bitcast-a.v1.iad1.bitgravity.com/break/holytaco/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/anybody_can_be_cool_awesome_takes_practice_holy_taco.jpg

― Imaginary Dead Baseball Players Live in My Cornfield (Pillbox), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 18:55 (seventeen years ago)

big lolz at the "author of" bonus gag

― If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 18:57 (seventeen years ago)

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 18:57 (seventeen years ago)

nicely done flt, y the "author of" def seals the deal

― Imaginary Dead Baseball Players Live in My Cornfield (Pillbox), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:03 (seventeen years ago)

kotraquin (1 week ago) Show Hide
that decoy is fucking hot!

dirtymoposse8815 (1 week ago) Show Hide
why dont you have a seat right over there?

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:04 (seventeen years ago)

i think every single one of those dudes, just a split second before hansen appears, suddenly realizes what's up.

― CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:08 (seventeen years ago)

lol @ 4:03

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:20 (seventeen years ago)

"no hug for me?"

― the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:20 (seventeen years ago)

Always keep in mind that no domestic house in America has a doorway in the kitchen with drapes covering the opening. Just a freebie for all the peds surfing the net out there.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:23 (seventeen years ago)

From the TCAP wiki: Another man had asked a decoy posing as a 14-year-old if she was willing to have oral sex with a cat and perform sex acts involving Cool Whip. She replied that she would do so on the condition that he would strip naked after entering the house. He did so and was immediately confronted by Hansen.

^^ wld love to see this

― Imaginary Dead Baseball Players Live in My Cornfield (Pillbox), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:24 (seventeen years ago)

that was the last dude on the video

― CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:25 (seventeen years ago)

chris hansen has got some good one-liners in there, totally contending with caruso imo

― CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:26 (seventeen years ago)

totally contending with caruso imo

― CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, April 7, 2009 3:26 PM

hell yes i was going to make same comparison

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:31 (seventeen years ago)

the cat dude transcripts were horrible iirc

― the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:33 (seventeen years ago)

lol @ "youre exactly the surprise i expected"

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:37 (seventeen years ago)

my favorite excuse those dudes throw out--just ahead of "no i wasn't going to do anything i just wanted to come over to tell her not to do this sort of thing"--is "i knew this was what was up, but i came anyway."

― CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:39 (seventeen years ago)

i was actually making fun of this dude last night, but the guy in that vid sorta near the end who gets handed a paper towel by hansen says "look man i didn't even shower! you know if i was going to do something with her i would've at least showered! i didn't even shower!!"

by far my favorite excuse in tcap history

― the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:41 (seventeen years ago)

"ah yes, well... you didn't shower, this is true. the law states that you must shower before engaging in sex with a minor, so, clearly, you did not intend on having sex with 12 year old becky"

― the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:42 (seventeen years ago)

also one of the most emasculating parts of tcap that no one mentions is when hansen asks the guys who they are there to see, and they have to say the girl or boy's name, and not only do they know that it's fake, it's always a really juvenile name like "becky" or "kimmy" or "jimmy" or something

― the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:43 (seventeen years ago)

"the baby"

― CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:44 (seventeen years ago)

"happy bear"

― If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:52 (seventeen years ago)

http://motivateurself.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/astronomically-epic-win.jpg

― CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:54 (seventeen years ago)

why these guys don't ever ever EVER bash Chris Hansen in the face is a real mystery to me

― If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:55 (seventeen years ago)

adding battery on top of sexual acts w/ a minor probably wouldn't be the best outcome tbh

― the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:56 (seventeen years ago)

i think the dudes are too stunned to do anything other than "take a seat" or run away

― CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:56 (seventeen years ago)

also most of them look & act like they have sub-80 iqs anyway

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:57 (seventeen years ago)

"did you have a hard time finding the place?"

"not at all."

― CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:59 (seventeen years ago)

"how are the brownies?"

"good"

― the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:00 (seventeen years ago)

Really, this show is some lowest of the low shit on both sides of the table. I'd kind of like to see Hansen get fucked up a little too.

― If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:03 (seventeen years ago)

chris hansen:pedos::antibacterial soap:MRSA

― Kerm, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:05 (seventeen years ago)

that dateline pedophile sting stuff was a great thread if just for modest mickey's "time to start scavenging the WDYLL threads" line.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:07 (seventeen years ago)

this shit seems to be on the cruel and unusual end of the scale imo

Another man had asked a decoy posing as a 14-year-old if she was willing to have oral sex with a cat and perform sex acts involving Cool Whip. She replied that she would do so on the condition that he would strip naked after entering the house. He did so and was immediately confronted by Hansen.

― CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:09 (seventeen years ago)

i always thought he just did that himself without being asked to

― CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:09 (seventeen years ago)

here's the cat one:

― "Hey, We're Posting!" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:10 (seventeen years ago)

LOL, asking him to strip naked is totally legal and "demonstrates intent"

― "Hey, We're Posting!" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:12 (seventeen years ago)

lol whatever that shit is just done for hilarious tv

― CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:13 (seventeen years ago)

they ask other dudes to bring condoms and lube and booze, could have asked him to do the same

― CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:13 (seventeen years ago)

"... and wear a clown nose."

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:14 (seventeen years ago)

"... on yr junk."

― maybe u should tell that to your laughing vagina (HI DERE), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:14 (seventeen years ago)

LOL at him getting arrested at the end by Swamp Thing

― "Hey, We're Posting!" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:17 (seventeen years ago)

how sick am i for wondering if he asked her to have oral sex with a boy cat or a girl cat

― andrei armpitshavin (some dude), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:17 (seventeen years ago)

last weekend when i was at the airport, they had tcap on at the msnbc news kiosk or w/e and there were little kids just hanging around while their parents browsed magazines while chris hansen is reading transcripts like "you asked her if she would liked to be 'blanked' in her 'blank'"

― the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:17 (seventeen years ago)

i always wondered why the dude never bolts for the door but i guess they get tackled by cops waiting outside :)

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:19 (seventeen years ago)

last weekend when i was at the airport, they had tcap on at the msnbc news kiosk or w/e and there were little kids just hanging around while their parents browsed magazines while chris hansen is reading transcripts like "you asked her if she would liked to be 'blanked' in her 'blank'"
― the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, April 7, 2009 4:17 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Probably a good life lesson to know that the world is full of sick fucks.

― "Hey, We're Posting!" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:21 (seventeen years ago)

Maybe they thought it was an updated version of the Newlywed Game.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:21 (seventeen years ago)

Or the Match Game. Nevermind.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:22 (seventeen years ago)

LOL the camouflaged officer! motherfuckers wearing a swamp thing costume!

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:27 (seventeen years ago)

this shit seems to be on the cruel and unusual end of the scale imo - I dunno, if someone is asking you to go down on a cat, I think having some cruel fun at their expense is fair play.

― Imaginary Dead Baseball Players Live in My Cornfield (Pillbox), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:28 (seventeen years ago)

seriously i cannot imagine what life must be for that cat dude now, right? i mean one of the other more "average" creeps getting caught probably ends up being life-wrecking, but cat dude must be hiding out like steve bartman.

― CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:29 (seventeen years ago)

i mean i'm not denying the guy probably has it coming to a certain degree, but i also can't deny that it's definitely unnecessary (and hilarious!)

― CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:30 (seventeen years ago)

i bet cats send him fan letters in prison

― andrei armpitshavin (some dude), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:30 (seventeen years ago)

i wonder if his friends still send him lolcats

― CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:31 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.supercoolpets.com/pictures/cat_writing.jpg

― "Hey, We're Posting!" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:32 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.sividow.de/cards/cat25.jpg
I saw you on the teevee

― "Hey, We're Posting!" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:33 (seventeen years ago)

http://4allcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/cat-fancy-magazine.jpg

"dear cat fancy forum,..."

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:35 (seventeen years ago)

¡Hola, Gato!

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:35 (seventeen years ago)

*pause*

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:40 (seventeen years ago)

no bestio

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:40 (seventeen years ago)

Beat the Heat.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:43 (seventeen years ago)

"But you see, 'Heat' is the name of pet cat..."

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:43 (seventeen years ago)

oldie but a goodie

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 19:24 (seventeen years ago)

spiders on the wall makes me lol every time

― caek, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 21:26 (seventeen years ago)

did they edit it to make c[bleep]t sound like f[bleep]k or is it just my mind playing tricks on me

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 21:48 (seventeen years ago)

yeah there's some trickery going on there to make it better than it really is

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 22:46 (seventeen years ago)

Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me

― A Very Powerful Whale Runs To Heaven (latebloomer), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 23:04 (seventeen years ago)

― A Very Powerful Whale Runs To Heaven (latebloomer), Friday, 10 April 2009 00:48 (seventeen years ago)

The related videos on that are like the bowels of YouTube hell

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 10 April 2009 02:02 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3361/3419420504_b1b1143839_b.jpg

― Dr. Phil, Friday, 10 April 2009 13:36 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3337/3418612797_fe5b15157b.jpg

― Dr. Phil, Friday, 10 April 2009 13:38 (seventeen years ago)

is that in ohio?

― patches (harbl), Friday, 10 April 2009 13:41 (seventeen years ago)

yes it is

― patches (harbl), Friday, 10 April 2009 13:42 (seventeen years ago)

Panama?

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 10 April 2009 13:59 (seventeen years ago)

o wait. misread it.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 10 April 2009 14:00 (seventeen years ago)

this is harry x. sysack's specialty i guess
http://realneo.us/system/files/SysackSignSale650.JPG

― patches (harbl), Friday, 10 April 2009 14:16 (seventeen years ago)

only in providence (wait for the interview @ 1:40)

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 10 April 2009 14:22 (seventeen years ago)

hahahahahaha

― A Very Powerful Whale Runs To Heaven (latebloomer), Friday, 10 April 2009 14:34 (seventeen years ago)

lol heres the raw footage

― Dr. Phil, Friday, 10 April 2009 15:42 (seventeen years ago)

that obama billboard is just fucking depressing.

― Imaginary Dead Baseball Players Live in My Cornfield (Pillbox), Friday, 10 April 2009 16:37 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, no lol whatsoever

― mmmm space tang (stevie), Saturday, 11 April 2009 11:10 (seventeen years ago)

― If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 11 April 2009 17:14 (seventeen years ago)

oh god

― I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Sunday, 12 April 2009 01:18 (seventeen years ago)

fwiw apparently the billboard guy is less a racist per se and more a misanthropic nut job

http://realneo.us/Art-of-the-Day-BLog-by-Harry-X-Sysack

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 12 April 2009 01:48 (seventeen years ago)

"will blacks take themselves off welfare?"

― DAT recorder delmar (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 12 April 2009 03:19 (seventeen years ago)

malcolm x sysack

― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 12 April 2009 03:53 (seventeen years ago)

this is what happens when you do ecstasy during pregnancy

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Sunday, 12 April 2009 22:51 (seventeen years ago)

^^radio killa

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 12 April 2009 22:56 (seventeen years ago)

ok the dude GOES IN to "the whisper song"

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 12 April 2009 22:59 (seventeen years ago)

serious lolz at his wifebeater. i like to imagine he's not really 6, but a midget NJ guido

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Sunday, 12 April 2009 23:06 (seventeen years ago)

― cutty, Monday, 13 April 2009 19:12 (seventeen years ago)

wow

― I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Monday, 13 April 2009 19:22 (seventeen years ago)

YES!!!!!!

A buddy of mine somehow had that video on VHS like 5 years ago. THE best!

― bread will never maybe attack your brain again (nickalicious), Monday, 13 April 2009 19:52 (seventeen years ago)

that's even better than staplerfahrer klaus!

― yes threads (country matters), Monday, 13 April 2009 19:57 (seventeen years ago)

WOW, superhardcor3! Lots of anus clenching unpleasantness, but the "trapped in a forklift" repetition is extra uncomfortable.

― If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2009 20:12 (seventeen years ago)

anus clenching unpleasantness?

― cutty, Monday, 13 April 2009 20:34 (seventeen years ago)

you're going to goodbye depression if you keep that up

― goole, Monday, 13 April 2009 20:35 (seventeen years ago)

i love the fruity roland 505 drum beat in that video!

― rio (r1o natsume), Monday, 13 April 2009 20:40 (seventeen years ago)

This training video brought to you by

http://happygrub.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/karo.jpg

― A Very Powerful Whale Runs To Heaven (latebloomer), Monday, 13 April 2009 23:04 (seventeen years ago)

gas tank torpedo A+++

― A Very Powerful Whale Runs To Heaven (latebloomer), Monday, 13 April 2009 23:06 (seventeen years ago)

^^ serious, actual lols for that & dude w/ pissed-off no-overtime mangled hand dude.

― SORCEROUSES..roll on stage! (Pillbox), Monday, 13 April 2009 23:20 (seventeen years ago)

key lesson: don't take that job at the warehouse from hell

― rent, Monday, 13 April 2009 23:29 (seventeen years ago)

"Okay, everybody enjoy the movie? Back to work with the razors and forklifts and deathtraps."

― buttoutofu (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 00:55 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.nola.com/news/index.ssf/2009/04/post_17.html

― Fetchboy, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 16:58 (seventeen years ago)

LOL that someone who screwed up their life from violent crime is trying to keep other people from making the same mistakes?

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 17:01 (seventeen years ago)

or is this just more residual ironic internet non-rap fan lols part 9876498765 that someone named C-Murder was accused of murder

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 17:02 (seventeen years ago)

i'm getting all ethan about this, forget it

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 17:10 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.lilela.net/wp-content/uploads/ouroboros_lezard_tatou.jpg

― buttoutofu (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 17:17 (seventeen years ago)

We know that the tragedies suffered by New Orleans must occupy a special place in your heart, Whiney.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 17:19 (seventeen years ago)

Whiney G. Weingarten to host anti-whine press conference

― brocktune (jeff), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 17:27 (seventeen years ago)

amazing comments there as expected

― goole, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 17:28 (seventeen years ago)

what those people did to the Superdome...

― Kerm, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 17:30 (seventeen years ago)

Posted by JUJUBABE on 04/14/09 at 8:10AM
IN the minds of the people, there is no room for change of hearts. Cease Murder tries to do a good thing and he's ridiculed by the people. Well, the people are fickle. I'm so glad that the Lord says that He will remember our sins no more, because people never forget. So glad that people don't hold the keys to heaven and hell, and life and death.

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Posted by mzcoconut on 04/14/09 at 8:11AM
Take a good long look at the obligatory stooped shoulders, the hands held down in front of the crotch and the dopey look on this guy's face (in photo with this story) and you can see why he attracts such a mega following of equally mentally incapacitated blacks who have mastered the savage art of dope pushin' and murder!

I'm still laughing at this.

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― goole, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 17:32 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3270/2323109304_c2dd002eb2.jpg?v=0

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 17:33 (seventeen years ago)

the savage art of dope pushing and murder

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:01 (seventeen years ago)

c-murder more like c-rap! as in crap!

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:09 (seventeen years ago)

or is this just more residual ironic internet non-rap fan lols part 9876498765 that someone named C-Murder was accused of murder

rap fans gunning for the #1 spot previously held by humorless feminists, I see

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:10 (seventeen years ago)

i was also feeling the "Savage Art of Dope Pushing and Murder" line; that would've been an awesome name for the fifth Body Count album.

― buttoutofu (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:13 (seventeen years ago)

J0hn, weren't you like big dick mcgee in the pissing match to see who could be the most somber after big moe's death?

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:18 (seventeen years ago)

rip big dick mcgee

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:20 (seventeen years ago)

Big Dick McGee to host anti-girth press conference

― brocktune (jeff), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:22 (seventeen years ago)

savage art of dick pushin' and erection

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:29 (seventeen years ago)

rip his wife ;_(

http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~majorville/majtombstones/mcgee_mossey_tombstone.jpg

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:33 (seventeen years ago)

(unless i've skipped a meta step somewhere) genuinely shocked to see the phrase 'humorless feminist' come from j0hn d

― goole, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:34 (seventeen years ago)

'Tho lost to sight, her vagina savaged by BD'

― buttoutofu (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:34 (seventeen years ago)

J0hn, weren't you like big dick mcgee in the pissing match to see who could be the most somber after big moe's death?

I was big dick mcgee long before that, it was the name my mother gave me and I sign it in big letters wherever I go

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:14 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.thevoice.it/film/dingus.jpg

― da croupier, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:18 (seventeen years ago)

genuinely shocked to see the phrase 'humorless feminist' come from j0hn d

you didn't miss anything yo, surprise shocker, even admitted feminists know there're humorless feminists

rap stans don't know that they're the hard-posing music board equivalent of same, but that's another question

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:19 (seventeen years ago)

'how many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?'

― goole, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:20 (seventeen years ago)

'how many guys named c-murder does it take to get convicted of murder?"

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:21 (seventeen years ago)

but I guess in the latter case there are REAL LIVES AT STAKE AND GUYS WHO ARE TRYING TO PREVENT OTHERS FROM MAKING THE SAME MISTAKES

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:22 (seventeen years ago)

how many raps does it take to rap

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:22 (seventeen years ago)

times like this when i miss ethan the most

― I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:25 (seventeen years ago)

j0hn, I wouldn't call myself a "rap stan" and more of "guys not making the same boring, hacky rap jokes all day" stan. Making fun of c-murder is like worse than a "wolf band" joke at this point unless there's some layer to this hilarious link that I'm missing

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:11 (seventeen years ago)

where are all the c-murder jokes

― brocktune (jeff), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:13 (seventeen years ago)

Q: Who's Whiney's favorite No Limit rap artist?
A: Sea-Murder

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:21 (seventeen years ago)

whiney quit being so exasperated all the time. isn't it exhausting?

― cutty, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:23 (seventeen years ago)

A+ zing, Dr. Phil

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:23 (seventeen years ago)

yeah I mean yr right that it's not particularly funny but it hardly seems getting worked up about

like, it would be funnier if he got that GI disease that makes you vomit feces because there'd be lots of "truest shit I ever said" jokes to be had but in the meantime we gotta make do with the material at hand

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:30 (seventeen years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JMFyHlo3RhI/R7DVxyLOZkI/AAAAAAAABM4/sWKpR-pOnTY/s400/CartmanCrapMouth2.gif

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:34 (seventeen years ago)

whiney i have your back on this whole boring c-murder thing. i think you making meta references to "wolf bands" are more tired than actual sincere cornball wolf band jokes though.

― brewer and what (some dude), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:52 (seventeen years ago)

what if c-murder killed a member of wolf parade by unleashing a wolf on him

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:54 (seventeen years ago)

and then burned down an arcade

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:54 (seventeen years ago)

and then clapped his hands and said, "yeah"

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:54 (seventeen years ago)

would that offend you, yeah?

― fucken cumlord (omar little), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:02 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.moresoon.org/projects/Smiling_01.html

― buttoutofu (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:02 (seventeen years ago)

director of lols needs to enforce some QC in here

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:05 (seventeen years ago)

ew forks

― someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:07 (seventeen years ago)

I have five tabs of him open right now
he's my new office buddy

― buttoutofu (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:10 (seventeen years ago)

i'm callin him CLIPPY

― buttoutofu (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:10 (seventeen years ago)

was gonna do this:

Whiney G. Weingarten to host anti-~~whine~~ drowning press conference

― brocktune (jeff), Tuesday, April 14, 2009 12:27 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

but Dr Phil's zing is top shelf, kudos

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:15 (seventeen years ago)

esp if he was making this face while zinging
http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/1255/drphilrh1.jpg

― someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:16 (seventeen years ago)

http://i44.tinypic.com/33enf52.jpg

― NasenFlutin', Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:19 (seventeen years ago)

not so much surprised as fascinated

― forksc-murdertofu (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:39 (seventeen years ago)

'what is it'

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:42 (seventeen years ago)

http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Features/2009/04/Round%20Enemies/Art/Finished/041309_circularenemies_obs01--article_image.jpg

― superior mutants - SQUEEEE! (stevie), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 08:48 (seventeen years ago)

damn, nb's got no apprecation for the surreal clusterfuck that is new orleans politics/community.

― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 11:17 (seventeen years ago)

http://8.media.tumblr.com/immBMOwuFmby0ljpjFM7BBOqo1_400.png

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:36 (seventeen years ago)

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, 16 April 2009 06:30 (seventeen years ago)

We LOL now, but I guarantee that customers will be pestering me about the goddamn thing at work within a month.

― Young Wayne Newton (latebloomer), Thursday, 16 April 2009 09:48 (seventeen years ago)

get a new job man

― cutty, Thursday, 16 April 2009 12:43 (seventeen years ago)

emergency measures have been taken on the hipster grifter thread

― cutty, Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:59 (seventeen years ago)

so glad I saw that youtube ad first, the inevitable GIF loop of the foot going in and out of the foot scrubber would have been terrifying to encounter without context

― Milton Parker, Thursday, 16 April 2009 22:07 (seventeen years ago)

http://newyork.timeout.com/articles/dating-in-nyc/71377/date-these-new-yorkers/34.html

― Isiah Dumbass (Dr. Phil), Friday, 17 April 2009 00:38 (seventeen years ago)

I knew about six of those "date me" folks.

― The brash tweedy impertinence of Detective Freamon (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 April 2009 00:48 (seventeen years ago)

My style: “Bald, optimistic, spirited.”

― Isiah Dumbass (Dr. Phil), Friday, 17 April 2009 01:03 (seventeen years ago)

"I’m not an elitist and I love to teach."

"And that was Paul Westerberg with 'Love Untold'. Now Paul was the frontman for a band out of Minneapolis called The Replacements. They were the leaders of the Twin Cities punk scene along with Hüsker Dü, a trio made up of Bob Mould, Grant Hart, and Greg Norton. Another interesting piece of trivia about Minneapolis? That's right, PRINCE - or, 'the artist formerly known as Prince' - is a native of the North Star State as well.

"Coming up, Letters to Cleo. I'm Matt Pinfield. I’m not an elitist and I love to teach."

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 17 April 2009 02:19 (seventeen years ago)

― Isiah Dumbass (Dr. Phil), Friday, 17 April 2009 16:17 (seventeen years ago)

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 17 April 2009 16:22 (seventeen years ago)

^______^

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 17 April 2009 16:22 (seventeen years ago)

― Isiah Dumbass (Dr. Phil), Friday, 17 April 2009 16:23 (seventeen years ago)

One of Gaillard's most celebrated series of pranks, titled "Kangaroo Rampage", involved Gaillard dressed in a kangaroo costume. Gaillard steals food, coffee, a parking attendant's ticket book, a policeman's hat, kicks a golfer into a water hazard, and kicks sand in beach goers faces.

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 17 April 2009 16:31 (seventeen years ago)

― Isiah Dumbass (Dr. Phil), Friday, 17 April 2009 16:33 (seventeen years ago)

kinda lol but mostly french

― caek, Friday, 17 April 2009 16:39 (seventeen years ago)

there's some collegehumor bullshit thing that does IF VIDEO GAMES WERE REAL LOL public stunt bullshit, but I like Remi cuz he's got a Tom Green pranky vibe to it

― biz mrque (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 17 April 2009 17:11 (seventeen years ago)

well, dude does get arrested a lot.

― The brash tweedy impertinence of Detective Freamon (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 April 2009 17:12 (seventeen years ago)

Not enough though.

― Alex in SF, Friday, 17 April 2009 17:13 (seventeen years ago)

http://i44.tinypic.com/2d9r9qb.gif

― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 17 April 2009 17:16 (seventeen years ago)

How is there no thread dedicated to the genius of Matt Pinfield?

if pinfield is so single he should be happy rather than angry that i am texting him pics of sloths all day

― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Friday, 17 April 2009 21:34 (seventeen years ago)

I girl I know slept with him.Said he had one of the smallest peckers she ever seen(felt).

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― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, 17 April 2009 21:36 (seventeen years ago)

My friend almost got into a fight with Matt Pinfield outside this strip club in the financial district, but I calmed him down

― NasenFlutin', Saturday, 18 April 2009 15:53 (seventeen years ago)

he kinda seems like an ass

― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Saturday, 18 April 2009 19:30 (seventeen years ago)

http://frontier.cincinnati.com/blogs/photos/uploaded_images/081207-KY-seafood--007-759066.JPG

― Isiah Dumbass (Dr. Phil), Sunday, 19 April 2009 07:55 (seventeen years ago)

My friend almost got into a fight with Matt Pinfield outside this strip club in the financial district, but I calmed him down

― NasenFlutin', Saturday, April 18, 2009 3:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

please tell me this was over some bit of musical minutia that Pinfield got wrong on MTV once

― Bald, optimistic, spirited. (latebloomer), Sunday, 19 April 2009 14:46 (seventeen years ago)

I don't remember why it started. I think Pinfield was just cruising the streets looking for trouble that night.

― NasenFlutin', Sunday, 19 April 2009 21:18 (seventeen years ago)

^
even better!

― Bald, optimistic, spirited. (latebloomer), Sunday, 19 April 2009 23:57 (seventeen years ago)

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Monday, 20 April 2009 19:14 (seventeen years ago)

That's even better than

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 20 April 2009 19:24 (seventeen years ago)

mother father chinese dentist

― otmomom (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 20 April 2009 19:25 (seventeen years ago)

― Isiah Dumbass (Dr. Phil), Monday, 20 April 2009 19:58 (seventeen years ago)

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/2946/furlongmd4.jpg http://www.oakcreek.k12.wi.us/wms/Mike/sasquatch.jpg

― Isiah Dumbass (Dr. Phil), Monday, 20 April 2009 20:08 (seventeen years ago)

I almost get a David Gilmour vibe from that pic.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 20 April 2009 21:37 (seventeen years ago)

furlong/long fur

― Bald, optimistic, spirited...and cruising the streets for trouble (latebloomer), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 02:50 (seventeen years ago)

Michael D.
29; producer, musician, artist; Astoria, Queens
http://newyork.timeout.com/newyork/resizeImage/htdocs/export_images/698/698.ft.x250.MichaelD.jpg

More like Matthew M., 49; amirite

― Bostin' Legal (sic), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 11:23 (seventeen years ago)

― jesus is the man (jabba hands), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 02:25 (seventeen years ago)

too british, didn't understand

― we be to rap what ki be to s1oc (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 02:28 (seventeen years ago)

they're irish

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 02:34 (seventeen years ago)

'why do you like riding hippos?' is the international language of lol

― jesus is the man (jabba hands), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 02:35 (seventeen years ago)

― Kerm, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 02:52 (seventeen years ago)

Skipping 776 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

― SORCEROUSES..roll on stage! (Pillbox), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 03:49 (seventeen years ago)

http://imgur.com/1N7t.gif

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 19:05 (seventeen years ago)

Okay, somebody explain that cuz it's got me crying

― defensive of decent LOLs (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 19:07 (seventeen years ago)

Japanese leagues have some of the weirdest "charging the mound" clips

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 19:14 (seventeen years ago)

yeah but what are they ~doing~

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 19:14 (seventeen years ago)

Like the batter tried to kick the pitcher, but the pitcher grabbed the batter's leg instead?

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 19:18 (seventeen years ago)

no, it's choreographed; they're ALL hopping on one leg

― defensive of decent LOLs (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 19:21 (seventeen years ago)

like it's a pre-established rule: you can only fight if you're on one leg

― defensive of decent LOLs (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 19:21 (seventeen years ago)

Premeditated, it says.

(And my bad, they're Korean.)

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 19:31 (seventeen years ago)

stampit 60 points 1 year ago[-]
This is not a real professional baseball game.
There is a fund-raising baseball game organized by actors, musicians, television stars and other public figures annually and they were trying to entertain the crowd.
The game they are playing can be roughly translated into "chicken fight" which is a traditional Korean game where the players hold one of their leg up in the air and try to knock each other out.
I hope that cleared some confusions around here. By the way, baseball in South Korea is extremely popular. Aside from US and Japan, I am pretty sure South Korea has one of the largest baseball fan base in the world.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 19:32 (seventeen years ago)

yr sort of ruining it :(

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 19:34 (seventeen years ago)

aw, i was hoping there was some less logical explanation.

― defensive of decent LOLs (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 19:34 (seventeen years ago)

xpost

― defensive of decent LOLs (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 19:35 (seventeen years ago)

We learned how to "chicken fight" today. Nothing unfun about that.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 19:36 (seventeen years ago)

srsly lol, also srsly sad :(

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 23:38 (seventeen years ago)

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― Dr. Phil, Thursday, 23 April 2009 01:49 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ insight

― cutty, Thursday, 23 April 2009 02:08 (seventeen years ago)

srsly lol, also srsly sad :(

we have a thread 4 that

― Get Bape. Wear Bape. Fly, (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 23 April 2009 06:15 (seventeen years ago)

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, 23 April 2009 19:03 (seventeen years ago)

― Dr. Phil, Thursday, 23 April 2009 19:09 (seventeen years ago)

i'm sure Robin S's lawyers are gonna ask for more than $300 down

― Get Bape. Wear Bape. Fly, (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 23 April 2009 19:11 (seventeen years ago)

― cutty, Thursday, 23 April 2009 19:59 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, i was feeling that too. Couric piece should be a single!

― defensive of decent LOLs (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 April 2009 20:03 (seventeen years ago)

dude's name is michael gregory, and from the looks of his youtube videos he should be on saturday night live pretty soon

― cutty, Thursday, 23 April 2009 20:05 (seventeen years ago)

that's like the most painful lefthanded compliment I've ever heard

― defensive of decent LOLs (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 April 2009 20:23 (seventeen years ago)

i don't know what you mean by that

― cutty, Thursday, 23 April 2009 20:32 (seventeen years ago)

being "good enough to be on SNL" is an insult where i come from

― defensive of decent LOLs (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 April 2009 20:36 (seventeen years ago)

will forte and bill hader?

― cutty, Thursday, 23 April 2009 20:37 (seventeen years ago)

cherries on a cowflop

― defensive of decent LOLs (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 April 2009 20:39 (seventeen years ago)

lol tambourine

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, 23 April 2009 20:39 (seventeen years ago)

brilliant

― pleasure p (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 23 April 2009 20:42 (seventeen years ago)

shortaaaaaaaaaay

― cutty, Thursday, 23 April 2009 20:42 (seventeen years ago)

lol!

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 23 April 2009 20:57 (seventeen years ago)

more cowbell amirite!

― do tell (omar little), Thursday, 23 April 2009 21:08 (seventeen years ago)

http://diploutticus.tumblr.com/

This Tumblelog features vernacular photographs of Wesley "Diplo" Pentz making curious hand gestures such as the popular "V sign" as well as other less common gang signs.

It is intended to be a case study in North American faux urban youth culture.

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, 23 April 2009 22:05 (seventeen years ago)

that is glorious

― do tell (omar little), Thursday, 23 April 2009 22:12 (seventeen years ago)

what is this thread even

― domma sonner (k3vin k.), Thursday, 23 April 2009 22:21 (seventeen years ago)

lol jaxon i'm glad u posted that. i've been wanting to start a thread about that v sign. wtf is it? its "fuck u" in england. here its just straight up meaningless bullshit

― Dr. Phil, Thursday, 23 April 2009 23:23 (seventeen years ago)

"Have you taken any pictures of Diplo? Do they involve gang signs?"

― Dr. Phil, Thursday, 23 April 2009 23:24 (seventeen years ago)

It's more "fuck off" than "fuck u".

― Easy Hippo Rider (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 23 April 2009 23:24 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ Public Service Announcement

― Easy Hippo Rider (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 23 April 2009 23:25 (seventeen years ago)

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_9VIqrEd6pmE/SbNyf0VpBbI/AAAAAAAAGnQ/m3u7OCHmm-g/s800/0024.jpg

― Dr. Phil, Thursday, 23 April 2009 23:28 (seventeen years ago)

lmao @ "forced urban head tilt"

― Dr. Phil, Thursday, 23 April 2009 23:30 (seventeen years ago)

loooooooooool@auto-tune th news

― genei-jin & tonic (cozwn), Friday, 24 April 2009 00:09 (seventeen years ago)

pained wink outtie + k-fed lip curl

― beast of the admin log (some dude), Friday, 24 April 2009 04:53 (seventeen years ago)

First one's great too:

"What's wrong with fantasy/I like fantasy/and I live in the sea!"

― defensive of decent LOLs (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 April 2009 04:54 (seventeen years ago)

fucking love this guy

― cutty, Friday, 24 April 2009 11:24 (seventeen years ago)

ws his pal, imo

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 24 April 2009 14:33 (seventeen years ago)

the chick

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 24 April 2009 14:35 (seventeen years ago)

pause

― Dr. Phil, Friday, 24 April 2009 14:36 (seventeen years ago)

― Dr. Phil, Friday, 24 April 2009 15:29 (seventeen years ago)

― Bigfoot doesn't realize the Russian Spetsnaz are real (latebloomer), Friday, 24 April 2009 15:42 (seventeen years ago)

phil that's surely not your first time meeting the i like turtles kid, is it?

― Long, helmet-defying hair (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 April 2009 16:22 (seventeen years ago)

thats dr phil to you

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, 24 April 2009 16:22 (seventeen years ago)

what's the doctorate in?

― Long, helmet-defying hair (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 April 2009 16:23 (seventeen years ago)

doctor in late passology

― Get Bape. Wear Bape. Fly, (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 24 April 2009 16:38 (seventeen years ago)

old lols burn less calories : (

― Dr. Phil, Friday, 24 April 2009 18:59 (seventeen years ago)

http://vimeo.com/4273363

― Dr. Phil, Friday, 24 April 2009 19:03 (seventeen years ago)

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/3703/humanityisdoomed.jpg

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Friday, 24 April 2009 19:17 (seventeen years ago)

never a hassle with finding late lolz; zombie kid is already kinda iconic.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/07/29/AR2007072901386.html

― Long, helmet-defying hair (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 April 2009 19:18 (seventeen years ago)

my friend is having an 80s party this weekend. you're supposed to dress like you're in your 80s. this was posted on the invite.

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Friday, 24 April 2009 22:46 (seventeen years ago)

also, i've seen multiple people on pogo sticks in the past 2 weeks. what does this mean? thugs too :-/

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Friday, 24 April 2009 22:47 (seventeen years ago)

hmmm, i was just informed of this

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1161641/The-new-toy-A-159-pogo-stick-jump-car.html?ITO=1490

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/13/article-1161641-03DB2E6F000005DC-655_468x743.jpg

rubber thrusters

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Friday, 24 April 2009 22:49 (seventeen years ago)

looks like an emo witch

― ~*GAME 2 SNYPA*~ (omar little), Friday, 24 April 2009 22:49 (seventeen years ago)

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/5509/graduate.gif

― asplundh tree expert co. (iiiijjjj), Friday, 24 April 2009 23:08 (seventeen years ago)

lol

― Dr. Phil, Friday, 24 April 2009 23:17 (seventeen years ago)

he likes you, Dr. Phil

― asplundh tree expert co. (iiiijjjj), Friday, 24 April 2009 23:24 (seventeen years ago)

http://i40.tinypic.com/14tx2m0.gif

― Dr. Phil, Saturday, 25 April 2009 00:04 (seventeen years ago)

― barfy (harbl), Saturday, 25 April 2009 00:55 (seventeen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v81/spazzydancecore/1226918788654.gif

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 25 April 2009 06:27 (seventeen years ago)

I've been looking at that gif for a while now, and I can't imagine what success would look like. Surf down the street to the ocean?

― I make poll (james k polk), Saturday, 25 April 2009 06:36 (seventeen years ago)

that IS what success looks like

― Long, helmet-defying hair (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 25 April 2009 16:17 (seventeen years ago)

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Sunday, 26 April 2009 07:08 (seventeen years ago)

― cutty, Monday, 27 April 2009 21:46 (seventeen years ago)

high point of the internet

― MONUMENTAL_ARAB_HORSE.jpg (nickalicious), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 01:30 (seventeen years ago)

seriously at a loss for words

― MONUMENTAL_ARAB_HORSE.jpg (nickalicious), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 01:30 (seventeen years ago)

wow that's awesome.

― ENBB, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 01:31 (seventeen years ago)

losing my shit over here

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 01:34 (seventeen years ago)

jews

― barfy (harbl), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 01:45 (seventeen years ago)

does anyone undestand why the crappy cgi gundam shit is going on in the background?

― MONUMENTAL_ARAB_HORSE.jpg (nickalicious), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 01:46 (seventeen years ago)

i was gonna ask if it was transformers or something?

― barfy (harbl), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 01:48 (seventeen years ago)

it looks like it was made by fred and sharon of "who needs a movie"

― barfy (harbl), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 01:49 (seventeen years ago)

my night is made

― Bigfoot doesn't realize the Russian Spetsnaz are real (latebloomer), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 01:53 (seventeen years ago)

feeling uncle lenny with the pom pom on his head and the guitar.

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 01:53 (seventeen years ago)

does anyone undestand why the crappy cgi gundam shit is going on in the background?

― MONUMENTAL_ARAB_HORSE.jpg (nickalicious), Monday, April 27, 2009 8:46 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark

note, too, that the gundam cgi shit is also going on on main dude's shirt, which means it matches the background, which means it's like bright lime green or something

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 02:20 (seventeen years ago)

― nah rong (Dr. Phil), Friday, 1 May 2009 04:00 (seventeen years ago)

keyboard cat is a phenomenon i was hitherto unfamiliar with; I'm laughing to tears here now

― Long, helmet-defying hair (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 May 2009 05:18 (seventeen years ago)

omg

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 1 May 2009 05:22 (seventeen years ago)

actually dying

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 1 May 2009 05:25 (seventeen years ago)

gone

― Long, helmet-defying hair (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 May 2009 05:28 (seventeen years ago)

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 1 May 2009 05:30 (seventeen years ago)

― Long, helmet-defying hair (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 May 2009 05:35 (seventeen years ago)

― Long, helmet-defying hair (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 May 2009 05:38 (seventeen years ago)

okay, i'll stop

― Long, helmet-defying hair (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 May 2009 05:38 (seventeen years ago)

― Long, helmet-defying hair (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 May 2009 05:53 (seventeen years ago)

completely destroy the vagina

― zone 6 polar bear (J0rdan S.), Friday, 1 May 2009 05:55 (seventeen years ago)

Play him off, Keyboard Cat = fave thing of 2009

― stchick (stevie), Friday, 1 May 2009 09:47 (seventeen years ago)

deserves own thread, tbh

― stchick (stevie), Friday, 1 May 2009 09:47 (seventeen years ago)

lol lisa masterson from that "Doctors" clip delivered my son! didn't know she was on tv.

― velko, Friday, 1 May 2009 10:14 (seventeen years ago)

― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Friday, 1 May 2009 18:36 (seventeen years ago)

what

― zone 6 polar bear (J0rdan S.), Friday, 1 May 2009 18:50 (seventeen years ago)

why do I get the suspicion that the two dudes singing in the video made the commercial.

― proxymuzak (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 1 May 2009 18:51 (seventeen years ago)

haha yes

― "Together we could rape the universe" (omar little), Friday, 1 May 2009 18:54 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.fstdt.com/winace/pics/backpedaling.gif

We produced this commercial for Red House Furniture as part of our web series, "Custom-built, Micro-Budget Commercials for MicroBilt Customers".
Thanks to all of the guys at Red House for being such great sports. Help em out by referring a friend in the High Point NC area, or drop by the store yourself to meet Richard, Johnny, and the gang!
To address the controversy around this video: We knew this video was going to be controversial. Anytime race is discussed in any capacity, controversy ensues. The racial reconciliation concept was a joint effort between the Red House staff and us. They pointed out the fact that their employees and customer base were like the "Rainbow Coalition", and we thought something with a comical racial reconciliation theme would be fun, as well as a conversation starter.
For those of you who think this video is racist, we'd like you to distinguish between "racist" and "racial". Racism is "hatred or intolerance of another race or other races." Racial is "of, relating to, or based on a race". This video is very obviously racial as opposed to racist. This video doesn't promote or feature hatred or intolerance. Rather, it's the very opposite. This commercial promotes inclusion and reconciliation, if not in a comical way. To point out the obvious, the irony in this video is that it's completely ridiculous for people to relate furniture to their race. People of all colors are welcome at the Red House, which is something that is taken for granted today, but there was a time in the not-so-recent past during which things as simple as a water fountain were NOT for everyone.
If Saturday Night Live, Mad TV, or Dave Chappelle for that matter, were to address racial issues in a comical way (something that they all do VERY regularly), they would have pushed the envelope MUCH further.
Discussing race in the US is taboo. It always makes people feel uncomfortable. We think it's a shame that someone saying "I'm white" or "I'm black" creates such a stir. There are real cultural identities within different people groups, and these things should be celebrated and embraced, not swept under the rug.
This video is an attempt to use humor to spark a discussion about race issues, because we still have a long way to go.
Rhett&Link

― proxymuzak (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 1 May 2009 19:00 (seventeen years ago)

o rite, i figured their website might look like this

http://rhettandlink.com/

― "Together we could rape the universe" (omar little), Friday, 1 May 2009 19:02 (seventeen years ago)

In other words:
The staff of a furniture store was geniuinely proud of the diverse racial makeup of their employees. Two guys volunteered to make a video intended to give the illusion of being a "bad" commercial so it gets passed around as ironic and hilarious for the Ron Paul supporters who read 4chan.

AT THE REEEEEED HOOOOOUSE

― proxymuzak (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 1 May 2009 19:04 (seventeen years ago)

from this point forward, posting a Rhett And Link video should be received with the warm welcome of recommending a Snorg tee in Ethan's T-shirt thread.

― proxymuzak (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 1 May 2009 19:06 (seventeen years ago)

i just like the part at 0:20 where the guy says he likes pumpin furniture into homes but now i am a ron paul supporter who reads 4chan :(

― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Friday, 1 May 2009 19:23 (seventeen years ago)

i feel sad

― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Friday, 1 May 2009 19:24 (seventeen years ago)

nah, harbs, i'm not doggin u for finding it funny. i'm doggin the intentions of the dudes who made it.

― proxymuzak (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 1 May 2009 19:36 (seventeen years ago)

ok. in the future i will be a better e-detective.

― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Friday, 1 May 2009 19:38 (seventeen years ago)

actual tears of laughter from treadmill one.

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Friday, 1 May 2009 20:17 (seventeen years ago)

― nah rong (Dr. Phil), Friday, 1 May 2009 20:22 (seventeen years ago)

― nah rong (Dr. Phil), Friday, 1 May 2009 20:24 (seventeen years ago)

Just another Saturday night in the USA imo

― worldwide global pandemic (Z S), Friday, 1 May 2009 20:27 (seventeen years ago)

man, that's the real life version of the 80s commercials/overproduced movie theme voice Trey Parker does all the time.

― proxymuzak (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 1 May 2009 20:27 (seventeen years ago)

CHEVRULUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHEYYYYYYY

― proxymuzak (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 1 May 2009 20:30 (seventeen years ago)

this is like a klaus schulze album cover come to life

― nah rong (Dr. Phil), Friday, 1 May 2009 20:30 (seventeen years ago)

liquid crystal displays

― nah rong (Dr. Phil), Friday, 1 May 2009 20:32 (seventeen years ago)

incredible commercial

― zone 6 polar bear (J0rdan S.), Friday, 1 May 2009 20:34 (seventeen years ago)

http://i42.tinypic.com/14mxsf5.jpg

― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Friday, 1 May 2009 21:02 (seventeen years ago)

needs the end!

― Long, helmet-defying hair (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 May 2009 21:29 (seventeen years ago)

that clip is all about the sneaker spinning on the treadmill

― stchick (stevie), Friday, 1 May 2009 22:08 (seventeen years ago)

it's the icing on the cake but i like the guy's dance like he's on a trampoline but he's not

― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Friday, 1 May 2009 22:11 (seventeen years ago)

handles it pretty gracefully imo

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Saturday, 2 May 2009 00:10 (seventeen years ago)

why is the treadmill just sitting there running

― proxymuzak (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 2 May 2009 00:14 (seventeen years ago)

handles it pretty gracefully imo

dude, he goes for a second run

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Saturday, 2 May 2009 01:08 (seventeen years ago)

exactly! all 'i did that on purpose'

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Saturday, 2 May 2009 01:09 (seventeen years ago)

the second run culminates with him in a cross legged buddha stance, spinning as if on a turntable.

― dick having, you know (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 May 2009 03:18 (seventeen years ago)

why is the treadmill just sitting there running

― proxymuzak (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, May 1, 2009 7:14 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 2 May 2009 04:46 (seventeen years ago)

why is the ~~treadmill~~ camera just sitting there running

― roman knockwell (elmo argonaut), Saturday, 2 May 2009 04:49 (seventeen years ago)

thru the looking glass

― babyface (latebloomer), Saturday, 2 May 2009 16:22 (seventeen years ago)

i'm thinking this guy had a big plan, like he put the camera and the treadmill on because he wanted to show the world his new dance involving a running treadmill. and maybe it worked ok before the camera was on but this time it was just a disaster.

― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Saturday, 2 May 2009 16:26 (seventeen years ago)

i'm thinking Z_S should make a gif where it runs backwards and he triumphantly dances his way off the treadmill

― proxymuzak (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 2 May 2009 17:33 (seventeen years ago)

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Saturday, 2 May 2009 20:59 (seventeen years ago)

Watched that with title song on Peaches' I Feel Cream and fell out of my chair LOL.

― neu hollywood (Eric H.), Saturday, 2 May 2009 21:08 (seventeen years ago)

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii261/funkbutter/graphics/Weekend/9_weekend_cat_eyes.gif

― nah rong (Dr. Phil), Saturday, 2 May 2009 23:13 (seventeen years ago)

lol

― s1ocki, Sunday, 3 May 2009 03:16 (seventeen years ago)

aaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha

― loaf man (Z S), Sunday, 3 May 2009 03:17 (seventeen years ago)

― Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 May 2009 03:21 (seventeen years ago)

http://18.media.tumblr.com/6fmeZsLUrn1yw77aQXHnxPNVo1_500.jpg

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Monday, 4 May 2009 18:57 (seventeen years ago)

COOL!!!!

― rod greene tomatoes (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 4 May 2009 19:10 (seventeen years ago)

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 05:50 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.awardsdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/julia2.jpg

― loaded forbear (gabbneb), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 05:51 (seventeen years ago)

― stchick (stevie), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 08:19 (seventeen years ago)

Dueling keyboards video reminded me of jazz history documentaries ("Yet Cecil Taylor moved the music in a different direction..."), at which point I LOLed.

― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 09:13 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.wnd.com/images/misc/rdtwo.jpg

WE'RE ON DIS SEX TING NO HYPE LOL

― cumlord millionaire (some dude), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:26 (seventeen years ago)

Ok, now I have something to look forward to at my next doctor's appointment.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:46 (seventeen years ago)

lollll

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:48 (seventeen years ago)

ok again but best one yet

― Milton Parker, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 18:11 (seventeen years ago)

but no one fell down or got hurt or anything

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 18:23 (seventeen years ago)

the dad in that is such a dad

― Bra DANNG da dik (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 19:28 (seventeen years ago)

― "Together we could rape the universe" (omar little), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 19:37 (seventeen years ago)

once the tape slows down, you're not really playing him off anymore

― Bra DANNG da dik (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 19:38 (seventeen years ago)

― the hardest thugz the softest hugz (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 01:55 (seventeen years ago)

i don't remember that bible story

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 02:09 (seventeen years ago)

deep, satisfying lols at the athiest play him off keyboard cat vid

― asplundh tree expert co. (iiiijjjj), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 02:38 (seventeen years ago)

choixpa (2 days ago)
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA a jijo de su puta madre, qe buen vergaso se dio...... se me ase qe andaba pedo ese spiderman. jajajajajajajajaaaaaaaaa...

cham0o0 (5 days ago)
JAJJA mucha wae el spideramn jajajja mero golpe jajaj

― Dr. Phil, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 03:04 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.break.com/index/tony-danza-hates-local-news.html

― hot dog hallway desperately seeking catsuppp dude (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 May 2009 07:40 (seventeen years ago)

http://i682.photobucket.com/albums/vv185/jimmythek_bucket/Igotnoskilss.jpg

― james k polk, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 08:10 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.gaythugdating.com/

― Mulvaney, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 21:30 (seventeen years ago)

i will click that at work

― Dr. Phil, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 21:33 (seventeen years ago)

Keyboared cat was on CNN last night.

― Trip Maker, Thursday, 7 May 2009 16:31 (seventeen years ago)

RIP

― the science of cuteness (latebloomer), Thursday, 7 May 2009 18:58 (seventeen years ago)

OTM ^^

jeanne moos: kills fun dead

― roman knockwell (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 7 May 2009 20:23 (seventeen years ago)

well, let's revel in it one last time:
http://bobsworth.dreamhosters.com/keyboardcat/

― I’ve seen a lot in my days as an mp3 blogger (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 May 2009 23:09 (seventeen years ago)

ok guys i'm loving the new ugk, but is it just me or does the low end on some tracks sound really shitty? it sounds distorted even at low volume, i put underground kingz on right afterward and there was a huge difference. maybe it was a bad mastering job or something.
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, May 7, 2009 3:59 PM (7 hours ago)

you've got the actual CD?
― k3vin k., Thursday, May 7, 2009 5:17 PM (5 hours ago)

no :/
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, May 7, 2009 5:20 PM (5 hours ago)

― I’ve seen a lot in my days as an mp3 blogger (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 May 2009 23:12 (seventeen years ago)

no offense to Jordan, but that really cracked me up.

― I’ve seen a lot in my days as an mp3 blogger (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 May 2009 23:12 (seventeen years ago)

http://bobsworth.dreamhosters.com/keyboardcat/index.php?id=R2SozSYIWmA&start=20

Does this work for you guys?

― Alex in SF, Thursday, 7 May 2009 23:18 (seventeen years ago)

haha, yes.

― I’ve seen a lot in my days as an mp3 blogger (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 May 2009 23:20 (seventeen years ago)

i still love how in the glenn beck one there's a quick cut to keyboard cat, paws poised over the keyboard

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 7 May 2009 23:36 (seventeen years ago)

haha

― once he puts that purple he will become an enemy (omar little), Thursday, 7 May 2009 23:40 (seventeen years ago)

i don't have sound in mine :(

― sum 41 dude (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 7 May 2009 23:42 (seventeen years ago)

he says 'satan'

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 7 May 2009 23:43 (seventeen years ago)

Question: What are Golgoroth's biggest influences?

Answer: (looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong pause) Satan. (quaffs wine)

― Alex in SF, Thursday, 7 May 2009 23:47 (seventeen years ago)

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 8 May 2009 01:56 (seventeen years ago)

woah

― a sweet ballet dancer (ENBB), Friday, 8 May 2009 02:13 (seventeen years ago)

somebody make an automatic youtube player for that please

― the science of cuteness (latebloomer), Friday, 8 May 2009 04:14 (seventeen years ago)

Skip to 30 seconds in:

― Dan I., Friday, 8 May 2009 10:12 (seventeen years ago)

well, that's just undignified

― Neither have you tasted my Jesus (stevie), Friday, 8 May 2009 10:18 (seventeen years ago)

biting souljaboytellem's steez there.

― I’ve seen a lot in my days as an mp3 blogger (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 May 2009 14:14 (seventeen years ago)

segway more like seggay

― fantazy land (harbl), Friday, 8 May 2009 14:18 (seventeen years ago)

http://i41.tinypic.com/jtthja.jpg

― THE_REAL_PHIL (Dr. Phil), Friday, 8 May 2009 15:49 (seventeen years ago)

his head looks like a potato

― fantazy land (harbl), Friday, 8 May 2009 15:58 (seventeen years ago)

http://i466.photobucket.com/albums/rr29/okarola/rihanna.jpg

― THE_REAL_PHIL (Dr. Phil), Friday, 8 May 2009 16:00 (seventeen years ago)

i saw Dr. Phil on the sb awards

― gabbneb being gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 8 May 2009 16:06 (seventeen years ago)

Dr. Phil's sb total is 49

Can you beat it?

― sum 41 dude (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 8 May 2009 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

i can't beat it but i can sure as hell help improve it.

also that dude in the shower is my new hero.

― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Friday, 8 May 2009 16:14 (seventeen years ago)

too soon?

― THE_REAL_PHIL (Dr. Phil), Friday, 8 May 2009 16:15 (seventeen years ago)

gabbneb beating gabbneb

― THE_REAL_PHIL (Dr. Phil), Friday, 8 May 2009 16:19 (seventeen years ago)

this is really the most amazing/ridiculous thing ever. please watch until the very end to have your mind blown.

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Sunday, 10 May 2009 06:45 (seventeen years ago)

what tha fuc

― THE_REAL_PHIL (Dr. Phil), Sunday, 10 May 2009 06:50 (seventeen years ago)

i was like that character looks like he's being played by a normal-sized person and then it got 10 times wtf-ier at the end

― THE_REAL_PHIL (Dr. Phil), Sunday, 10 May 2009 06:58 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?rows=9&cols=9&id=ukRdEVthmWM&startZoom=1

― high (latebloomer), Sunday, 10 May 2009 07:31 (seventeen years ago)

Oh good lord, the punchline.

― I’ve seen a lot in my days as an mp3 blogger (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 10 May 2009 08:13 (seventeen years ago)

okay matthew mcconaughey's midget dancing style

― I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Sunday, 10 May 2009 13:28 (seventeen years ago)

apparently in the end she leaves Mcghonneigheyyyyy for Oldman or Dinklage or something?

― dan selzer, Sunday, 10 May 2009 14:35 (seventeen years ago)

sorry, that was my worst post ever. I couldn't even spell it right.

― dan selzer, Sunday, 10 May 2009 14:36 (seventeen years ago)

That movie was directed by the guy that did Freeway. Weird.

― Alex in SF, Sunday, 10 May 2009 15:06 (seventeen years ago)

what tha fuc

― ice cr?m, Sunday, 10 May 2009 15:11 (seventeen years ago)

wow

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Sunday, 10 May 2009 16:00 (seventeen years ago)

how did that done pass me by?

― caek, Sunday, 10 May 2009 16:22 (seventeen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiptoes

― last train to bancentral (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 10 May 2009 17:55 (seventeen years ago)

Running time 90 minutes
91 minutes (France)

― last train to bancentral (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 10 May 2009 17:56 (seventeen years ago)

the extra minute is some hardcore little people action

― I’ve seen a lot in my days as an mp3 blogger (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 10 May 2009 20:24 (seventeen years ago)

― The Macallan 18 Year, Sunday, 10 May 2009 22:27 (seventeen years ago)

― THE_REAL_PHIL (Dr. Phil), Monday, 11 May 2009 02:01 (seventeen years ago)

Tiptoes trend on imdb:
Up 494% in popularity this week. See rank & trends on IMDbPro.

― dmr, Monday, 11 May 2009 04:52 (seventeen years ago)

guys tiptoes isn't real right?

― mermaphrodite (nickalicious), Monday, 11 May 2009 05:07 (seventeen years ago)

i saw it originally posted on aziz ansari's blog. dunno where he found it

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Monday, 11 May 2009 05:10 (seventeen years ago)

http://i41.tinypic.com/spkxtx.jpg

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Monday, 11 May 2009 05:30 (seventeen years ago)

it was a direct-to-dvd release

lol @ the one memorable quote http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0316768/quotes

Carol: So you had a circle jerk with a bunch of little people? I would love to see that!

also the director hasn't directed anything since

― cumlords 2pac big please talk to this sucker (J0rdan S.), Monday, 11 May 2009 08:53 (seventeen years ago)

love that beyonce commercial.
"Together now - AH!"

― I’ve seen a lot in my days as an mp3 blogger (forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 May 2009 13:56 (seventeen years ago)

"also the director hasn't directed anything since"

Tiptoes killed Matthew Bright's career.

― Alex in SF, Monday, 11 May 2009 15:30 (seventeen years ago)

Matthew Bright

Trivia
Was an original member of the Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo, a theatrical band founded by the Elfman brothers (Danny Elfman and Richard Elfman) in late 1972. The band morphed into rock band Oingo Boingo in 1980, at which point most of the originals left.

Grew up with composer Danny Elfman and director Richard Elfman. As Matthew got beaten up in high school, Danny would usually get Richard to protect him.

― Alex in SF, Monday, 11 May 2009 15:32 (seventeen years ago)

so weird to me that a movie with famous people that existed in 2003 is the hot meme discovery of 2009. i mean, i never heard of it until now either, but it seems weird that blogs are like CHECK OUT THIS SHIT WE UNEARTHED. was it somehow not funny enough to be viral six years ago? Pre-YouTube era made it harder to share?

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 11 May 2009 16:51 (seventeen years ago)

At the premiere at Sundance, writer-director Matthew Bright scathingly denounced the film. He didn't watch the movie and said he never will. (`It's like making love to your ex-wife.') Bright apparently got into an argument with the financier of the film over creative differences. I think what I heard is that Bright wanted to close with a love scene between Oldman (playing a dwarf) and Kate Beckinsale. I guess the money-guy just didn't think the American public was ready for this. Anyway, according to Bright, he was fired from the movie and a bunch of inexperienced hacks who know nothing about the movie business finished the film. Bright said neither he nor none of the artists were paid a dime and that they didn't support the movie. Maybe this explains why this was such a disappointing film.

― velko, Monday, 11 May 2009 17:09 (seventeen years ago)

matthew bright was in forbidden zone

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 11 May 2009 17:12 (seventeen years ago)

“He was on his knees,” Beckinsale explained. “He was basically on his knees with a prosthetic part of his head and face and a hump and different kinds of harnesses to strap his arms back to make them short, and special clothes. They had various different effects, like if he was sitting in a chair, his legs would actually be inside the chair and he’d have these little fake legs sticking out on top. It was amazing what they did with him.” [

― velko, Monday, 11 May 2009 17:17 (seventeen years ago)

"the role of a lifetime"

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 11 May 2009 17:28 (seventeen years ago)

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Monday, 11 May 2009 18:13 (seventeen years ago)

"the role of a lifetime"

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, May 11, 2009 5:28 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

most lol failed Oscar bid ever?

― high (latebloomer), Monday, 11 May 2009 19:04 (seventeen years ago)

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 11 May 2009 20:14 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.foxnews.com/images/root_images/051109_SYKES.jpg

― THE_REAL_PHIL (Dr. Phil), Monday, 11 May 2009 20:47 (seventeen years ago)

Bright apparently got into an argument with the financier of the film over creative differences. I think what I heard is that Bright wanted to close with a love scene between Oldman (playing a dwarf) and Kate Beckinsale. I guess the money-guy just didn't think the American public was ready for this.

money-guy was right

― I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Monday, 11 May 2009 21:07 (seventeen years ago)

I hope they kept it in in the French version

― challoper's delight (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 11 May 2009 21:09 (seventeen years ago)

I'm kind of badly in love with Beyonce.gif

― Dom P's Rusty Nuts (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 May 2009 22:20 (seventeen years ago)

http://23.media.tumblr.com/CdB6eSjcdnde2z23nnCbhO9Ro1_500.jpg

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 06:17 (seventeen years ago)

― French Tiptoes (latebloomer), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 09:40 (seventeen years ago)

http://i42.tinypic.com/33vl0l0.gif

― THE_REAL_PHIL (Dr. Phil), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 21:47 (seventeen years ago)

― THE_REAL_PHIL (Dr. Phil), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 21:48 (seventeen years ago)

― THE_REAL_PHIL (Dr. Phil), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 21:50 (seventeen years ago)

lol @ "who am i now"

― Dr. Phil, Wednesday, 13 May 2009 01:24 (seventeen years ago)

puberty: the musical

― fantazy land (harbl), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 01:50 (seventeen years ago)

"personally, i think you're terrific"

― Dim Cardassian (latebloomer), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 02:36 (seventeen years ago)

movie looks pretty fuckin lame but i would obliterate dat

― and what, Monday, October 20, 2008 12:12 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

did Rudy Ray Moore say "dat" a lot?

― Dr Morbius, Monday, October 20, 2008 12:15 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― keem o sobby (jeff), Wednesday, 13 May 2009 18:16 (seventeen years ago)

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/img.jpg

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/stand-offish-l_560f43fef23dd524aca18ae8546f1523.jpg

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/durbinhhban-11.jpg

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 14 May 2009 18:14 (seventeen years ago)

That first one... wow

― Unclench, y'all, unclench (HI DERE), Thursday, 14 May 2009 18:19 (seventeen years ago)

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/schwartz-family-or1.jpg?w=495&h=328

― Swat Valley High (goole), Thursday, 14 May 2009 18:49 (seventeen years ago)

um, so this guy wrote an imaginary ipod playlist for his character of his novel and describes different songs. . .um. . . check out the sting one

http://www.largeheartedboy.com/blog/archive/2009/05/book_notes_mark_3.html

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 14 May 2009 18:52 (seventeen years ago)

What? Don't front like this isn't something that completely normal people do on a regular basis.

― Noooo! Cats are not for eating!!! (ENBB), Thursday, 14 May 2009 19:06 (seventeen years ago)

re: awkward faimily photos, you are doing a great disservice by not linking to the blogposts themselves, because the descriptions are actually very LOL as well

― cutty, Thursday, 14 May 2009 19:27 (seventeen years ago)

those are your rewards for clicking on the address. the pictures of awkward families are just the tangy appetizers.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 14 May 2009 20:06 (seventeen years ago)

have been lolling about "The Closeness of You" for days

― neu hollywood (Eric H.), Thursday, 14 May 2009 21:27 (seventeen years ago)

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/weirdest-family-photo-ever-probably-nsfw.jpg?w=415&h=482

― u have a new mistress my friend and her name is little debbie (omar little), Thursday, 14 May 2009 22:09 (seventeen years ago)

What. The. Fuck. Is. That.?

― Noooo! Cats are not for eating!!! (ENBB), Thursday, 14 May 2009 22:26 (seventeen years ago)

i think it's fairly obvious that it's a family in furry nude suits fondling each other in the woods

― asplundh tree expert co. (iiiijjjj), Thursday, 14 May 2009 22:51 (seventeen years ago)

(xp) a penis

― marty flipman (jeff), Thursday, 14 May 2009 23:10 (seventeen years ago)

this one's killing me

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/image001.png?w=640&h=557

― Dim Cardassian (latebloomer), Friday, 15 May 2009 04:00 (seventeen years ago)

http://17.media.tumblr.com/NzDyg9LcCliplxikZAEHaRy7o1_500.jpg

― Dr. Phil, Friday, 15 May 2009 05:01 (seventeen years ago)

that dog!

― Noooo! Cats are not for eating!!! (ENBB), Friday, 15 May 2009 05:01 (seventeen years ago)

is that chloe sevigny on the right in the first family photo?

― caek, Friday, 15 May 2009 11:34 (seventeen years ago)

more auto-tune the news:

― cutty, Friday, 15 May 2009 20:26 (seventeen years ago)

works a lot better if you read the lyrics along with it SHORTAY

― cutty, Friday, 15 May 2009 20:33 (seventeen years ago)

ron paul's hands

― caek, Friday, 15 May 2009 20:59 (seventeen years ago)

Just saw this on TV.

― ambience chaser (S-), Saturday, 16 May 2009 12:16 (seventeen years ago)

looooooooooooool

― Dr. Phil, Saturday, 16 May 2009 14:17 (seventeen years ago)

hahahahahaha

― Noooo! Cats are not for eating!!! (ENBB), Saturday, 16 May 2009 14:28 (seventeen years ago)

Sirculation Booster removes Cankles?
the ironing

― the toxic Internet art of constant callous one upsmanship (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 May 2009 23:03 (seventeen years ago)

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 18 May 2009 16:07 (seventeen years ago)

um i think that is pretty great actually!!!!!!!

― mermaphrodite (nickalicious), Monday, 18 May 2009 19:50 (seventeen years ago)

wkiw

― mermaphrodite (nickalicious), Monday, 18 May 2009 19:53 (seventeen years ago)

Slide guitars /= a multtrack of dudes going "bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom"

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 18 May 2009 20:08 (seventeen years ago)

you don't fuck with william lee gandalf motherfuckers
http://www.hometowninvasion.com/photos/470/IMG_4673.jpg

― liberated erotic voyage of disco (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 18 May 2009 23:26 (seventeen years ago)

lol @ "who am i now"

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, May 12, 2009 8:24 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 02:05 (seventeen years ago)

chorus of dudes going bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom > slide guitar maybe

― mermaphrodite (nickalicious), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 04:28 (seventeen years ago)

<3 teenage daughter of composite bow family

― mermaphrodite (nickalicious), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 04:29 (seventeen years ago)

http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/

― blair underwood: "man up" (omar little), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 05:52 (seventeen years ago)

http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/photo/1280/106336387/1/O5dig2zien1rif6cQhsJm3xC

― blair underwood: "man up" (omar little), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 05:53 (seventeen years ago)

http://14.media.tumblr.com/O5dig2zien7vzyz1YMrrrdfZo1_500.jpg

― blair underwood: "man up" (omar little), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 05:54 (seventeen years ago)

[harbl] sup

― man see united (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 05:57 (seventeen years ago)

real life actual laughing out louds

― geekquel (latebloomer), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 07:04 (seventeen years ago)

http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/photo/1280/105829879/1/O5dig2zienbcg0ffHdZuBi6n

― geekquel (latebloomer), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 07:04 (seventeen years ago)

haha!

― fantazy land (harbl), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 11:23 (seventeen years ago)

http://22.media.tumblr.com/O5dig2zienfob8lrkwMVTIOHo1_500.jpg

― im drunk so no forks (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 13:44 (seventeen years ago)

guy in orange represents us all

― im drunk so no forks (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 13:44 (seventeen years ago)

Saw bits and pieces of this last night. No idea how Rocky beat it for best picture.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 16:34 (seventeen years ago)

if max's gf ever meets gabbneb i think ilx might explode.

― ian, Wednesday, May 20, 2009 4:13 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― geekquel (latebloomer), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 04:21 (seventeen years ago)

the funniest things about that movie were bodybuilders a) having sex b) having sex with girls

― I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

I learned from imdb.com that (b.) was only occurring because they were on drugs (also why dude was throwing weights at Jeff Lebowski.)

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 16:11 (seventeen years ago)

ahh..makes so much more sense now.

also: •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, May 20, 2009 11:11 AM (1 minute ago)

― I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 16:14 (seventeen years ago)

― ^ Z S on the internet here (Z S), Thursday, 21 May 2009 17:32 (seventeen years ago)

my gf was feeling depressed, so i wanted to show her a keyboard cat to cheer her up, and the first search result was someone in a wheelchair falling down an escalator.

― mastotmdom (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 21 May 2009 18:26 (seventeen years ago)

that is the original keyboard cat video

― cutty, Thursday, 21 May 2009 18:32 (seventeen years ago)

ps is your gf in a wheelchair?

― cutty, Thursday, 21 May 2009 18:33 (seventeen years ago)

yes, actually. not that it's any of yr business.

― mastotmdom (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 21 May 2009 18:35 (seventeen years ago)

who brought it up?

― cutty, Thursday, 21 May 2009 18:41 (seventeen years ago)

I lied anyway, she's v. mobile.

― mastotmdom (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 21 May 2009 18:44 (seventeen years ago)

so she's hanging from the ceiling on a bit of string

― Noodle Vadge (country matters), Thursday, 21 May 2009 18:45 (seventeen years ago)

above a pool of water

― mastotmdom (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 21 May 2009 18:46 (seventeen years ago)

obviously you were lying. i'm sure when you were young you'd tell people your mom is dead when they made mom jokes also.

ps whether she is really dead or not is irrelevant right now so don't even go there

― cutty, Thursday, 21 May 2009 18:47 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.gstsdesigns.com/AidstoDailyLiving/surehands/accessories/aquatic.jpg

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 21 May 2009 18:47 (seventeen years ago)

obviously you were lying. i'm sure when you were young you'd tell people your mom is dead when they made mom jokes also.
ps whether she is really dead or not is irrelevant right now so don't even go there
― cutty, Thursday, May 21, 2009 2:47 PM (40 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I don't even have a gf or a computer

― mastotmdom (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 21 May 2009 18:48 (seventeen years ago)

what a weird little conversation you guys are having here

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 21 May 2009 18:50 (seventeen years ago)

my gf was feeling depressed, so i wanted to show her a keyboard cat to cheer her up, and the first search result was someone in a wheelchair falling down an escalator.

― mastotmdom (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, May 21, 2009 2:26 PM

what was the point of this post again?

― am0n, Thursday, 21 May 2009 18:53 (seventeen years ago)

just talkin about keyboard cat, man.

― mastotmdom (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 21 May 2009 18:56 (seventeen years ago)

riiiiight

― cutty, Thursday, 21 May 2009 18:59 (seventeen years ago)

― mastotmdom (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 21 May 2009 19:00 (seventeen years ago)

haha whiney's girlfriend is a cat

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 21 May 2009 19:01 (seventeen years ago)

― am0n, Thursday, 21 May 2009 19:08 (seventeen years ago)

― am0n, Friday, 22 May 2009 19:07 (seventeen years ago)

ok that dr phil keyboard cat thing...sublime

― pitiable, strong and a little orgasmic (latebloomer), Friday, 22 May 2009 19:14 (seventeen years ago)

- legs, + 1000 cals

― ˈɒksnɑrd (jeff), Friday, 22 May 2009 19:37 (seventeen years ago)

fucking haley joel, having all sorts of unprotected sex and sharing needles

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Friday, 22 May 2009 20:15 (seventeen years ago)

ok that dr phil keyboard cat thing...sublime

― pitiable, strong and a little orgasmic (latebloomer), Friday, May 22, 2009 3:14 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

This.

Also, I actually gasped when that kid slapped her.

― TAT THY SAD EAGLE (ENBB), Friday, 22 May 2009 21:18 (seventeen years ago)

i gasped when the mother didn't kick that little shit in the teeth

― cutty, Friday, 22 May 2009 21:40 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, kid needs to be put on the Spankological Protocol quick sharp.

― Crunchy Mater (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 May 2009 21:42 (seventeen years ago)

― oj da hoosman (J0rdan S.), Friday, 22 May 2009 21:43 (seventeen years ago)

Does someone get hurt at the end of that?

― im drunk so no forks (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 May 2009 22:03 (seventeen years ago)

― ^ Z S on the internet here (Z S), Saturday, 23 May 2009 02:18 (seventeen years ago)

i gasped when the mother didn't kick that little shit in the teeth
― cutty, Friday, May 22, 2009 5:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Yeah, pretty much the smartest thing you can do when you have a nationwide syndicated program filming you with three cameras is hit a child. She was otm not to retaliate.

― μ-Fish (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 23 May 2009 05:55 (seventeen years ago)

now this is parenting:

http://www.elmodoesit.com/2009/05/12/meltdown-online-owned-by-dad-keyboard-cat/

― μ-Fish (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 23 May 2009 06:03 (seventeen years ago)

serious lolz at "you're making an ass of yourself for all eternity"

― im drunk so no forks (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 23 May 2009 06:08 (seventeen years ago)

it's seriously the most sensible thing I've ever heard anyone say in a youtube video

― μ-Fish (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 23 May 2009 06:17 (seventeen years ago)

lollllllllllllllllllllllll

― pimpagon (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 23 May 2009 11:25 (seventeen years ago)

that's up there with anything christopher walken has ever done

― Local Gouda (country matters), Saturday, 23 May 2009 11:28 (seventeen years ago)

'Last Blog Ever' seems like a bruce KITH sketch

― they walked on a bridge!? shit this changes everything (stevie), Saturday, 23 May 2009 11:43 (seventeen years ago)

I feel bad for that kid but I love that video so much, more than the atheist keyboard cat vid.

"yes, he was on his frickin channel WHINING and CRYING like a THREE-YEAR-OLD to the entire WORLD"

― pimpagon (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 23 May 2009 13:10 (seventeen years ago)

A certain person sent me a message saying "hi Dex, everyone who watches your blog thinks you're retarded - everyone, all your SUBSCRIBERS - and they watch because they think you're stupid and it's fun to watch stupid people.

Well I've got news for you: all my subscribers, all my viewers-

...some of you, were convincing, like charmingwhizkid, or, she said, she says she sends me a video. She seemed - or YOU, if you're watching and you're thinking 'this kid's retarded, this is fun to watch' - well I'm NOT retarded.

Oh and I've got news for you, all of you, all of my viewers: ya'll are the ones who don't know things.

I could...........mggggggggghhh!

OK, so, are you still watching? Are you still thinking 'hey look at this stupid idsit?

It's just that...........mggggggggggggggghhh!?

(mom from other side of bedroom door: "light's out in 10 minutes")

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's just that, I wanna be remembered, I wanna be, I want people -

I want people to look back and say "hey" -

I want people to say "hey do you remember that Bernice kid?"

I want people at my school to be like "do you remember that Bernice kid? He was so cool. He would talk to me, and he would teach me stuff - he was SO good at teaching me stuff that I didn't know - and he would...he would make me laugh with jokes, and he would punch the teacher in the-"

"That girl who beat him up was stupid. Do you remember when he kissed Sofia in the hallway and whenever he did funny jokes? I remember that."

That's what I want them to say.

But no, they won't say that, they'll just say "Do you remember that - DO YOU REMEMBER THAT STUPID BERNICE KID THAT USED TO MAKE VIDEOS THAT WE WATCHED?? AND WE WOULD ACT LIKE WE LIKED HIM. DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?!"

That's what they're gonna say. THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE GONNA SAY!!!

(indecipherable mumbling)

Well, this might be my last blog. Yes. It might be my last blog. My last video, like I might take my blog off. And you know what? Words hurt worse than if someone THROWS A SLEDGEHAMMER AND HITS YOUR CROTCH OVER AND OVER - AND IF YOU'RE A GIRL THEN THEY WOULD JUST LIKE HIT YOUR FACE WITH IT. and, or typing, not words, just typing.

― ^ Z S on the internet here (Z S), Saturday, 23 May 2009 14:39 (seventeen years ago)

I don't even want to watch this kid's previous videos. I'd rather go on living with the illusion that everything he ever said was so perfect.

― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Saturday, 23 May 2009 14:40 (seventeen years ago)

the thing i liked at the end was this boy:crotch :: girl:face thing, wtf

― hell bus ride (harbl), Saturday, 23 May 2009 14:42 (seventeen years ago)

i actually did watch like a minute of one of his old ones, it was mostly sad

― hell bus ride (harbl), Saturday, 23 May 2009 14:43 (seventeen years ago)

Could anyone figure out what he said during (indecipherable mumbling)? It may be the key to this entire mystery, but I couldn't figure it out.

― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Saturday, 23 May 2009 14:45 (seventeen years ago)

it sounds like "my mom's still out there, she'll help me"?

― hell bus ride (harbl), Saturday, 23 May 2009 14:51 (seventeen years ago)

Given the context, you'd think he was saying "she'll hear me", or "she heard me", since he was acting like a loony for the previous 4 minutes and then he goes into "this my last blag" mode directly afterward. But nope, it sounds like he's saying "she'll help me".

― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Saturday, 23 May 2009 14:54 (seventeen years ago)

Maybe her blag is better than his

― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Saturday, 23 May 2009 14:55 (seventeen years ago)

she can give me some pointers

― hell bus ride (harbl), Saturday, 23 May 2009 14:57 (seventeen years ago)

that dude's been a quasi-celebrity on the web for a long time now; i think he's in a constant "i'm quitting" mode

― im drunk so no forks (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 23 May 2009 18:17 (seventeen years ago)

i though he said "if that's my mom out there, then so help me..." as in "so help me god"

― μ-Fish (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 23 May 2009 22:32 (seventeen years ago)

this kid really is special needs, he makes a fake accent in most of his videos!

― hell bus ride (harbl), Saturday, 23 May 2009 23:27 (seventeen years ago)

― hell bus ride (harbl), Saturday, 23 May 2009 23:35 (seventeen years ago)

oh, bernice

― cutty, Saturday, 23 May 2009 23:49 (seventeen years ago)

what is the emoticon for having your jaw so wide open in horror that it dislocates and just starts to swing idly about your collarbone?

― they walked on a bridge!? shit this changes everything (stevie), Sunday, 24 May 2009 01:24 (seventeen years ago)

yeah i feel sad for him, i wish his mom would tell him he was making an ass out of himself for all eternity but i'm not sure he would get it anyway :-/

― hell bus ride (harbl), Sunday, 24 May 2009 01:32 (seventeen years ago)

i'm pretty sure he just said "i'm just sixteen, the big hoosteen"

and everyone's claiming he's an "internet actor" named maddison patrello

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Sunday, 24 May 2009 01:39 (seventeen years ago)

file under: too disturbing to finish

― ian, Sunday, 24 May 2009 01:56 (seventeen years ago)

that one's a classick

― μ-Fish (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 24 May 2009 05:23 (seventeen years ago)

Since you guys are in a meltdown mood, there's some v. excellent ones in my circa 07 noise thread:

video game u_u

― μ-Fish (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 24 May 2009 05:24 (seventeen years ago)

No guns pulled at the end of that last video, sad.

― nu hollywood (Eric H.), Sunday, 24 May 2009 06:21 (seventeen years ago)

maybe i just like my younger brother a lot but that myspace video strikes me as cruel as fuck

― 'entertainment purposes' ONLY! (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 24 May 2009 06:52 (seventeen years ago)

clearly that dude is like 8-10 years older than his brother and he brings his jerkoff friends around to laugh at an immature 12 year old and film it? when my brother was that kid's age 3 years ago i wouldn't have gotten any pleasure out of bringing my friends around and threatening to break his ps2, let alone film it.

― 'entertainment purposes' ONLY! (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 24 May 2009 06:56 (seventeen years ago)

but hey it's the internet right maybs i'm being a softy \(o_O}/

― 'entertainment purposes' ONLY! (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 24 May 2009 06:57 (seventeen years ago)

ok lol @ ilx being on some "is dax flame real' type stuff

― phil ochsymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 24 May 2009 21:48 (seventeen years ago)

lolwtffff

― sleep, Monday, 25 May 2009 01:14 (seventeen years ago)

this kid seems asperger's rather than viral marketing, but either way the internet is a bummer sometimes

― caek, Monday, 25 May 2009 01:18 (seventeen years ago)

god yall are 2006, hes obviously acting but it doesnt matter because hes funny

― the starring role in tostitos way (roxymuzak), Monday, 25 May 2009 01:28 (seventeen years ago)

He isn't 100% acting. I'm sure he is partially DatFlamer at heart.
But yeah he interviewed Jake or Josh and awkward kids don't have that kind of connections so he must be somewhat acting.

― people come from a can (Mulvaney), Monday, 25 May 2009 02:11 (seventeen years ago)

he is playing a role

― the starring role in tostitos way (roxymuzak), Monday, 25 May 2009 02:11 (seventeen years ago)

he is not a kid who tucks blazers into shorts named "bernice juach"

― the starring role in tostitos way (roxymuzak), Monday, 25 May 2009 02:12 (seventeen years ago)

i had never heard of this 'meme' before this thread but that first youtube clip of this dude pretty clearly spells b.u.l.l.s.h.i.t.

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 25 May 2009 02:19 (seventeen years ago)

i dont know if id call it bullshit, cause i mean is really trying to make people think it is REAL? i think yuod have to be a nut to think that

― the starring role in tostitos way (roxymuzak), Monday, 25 May 2009 02:29 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, dude is actually pretty talented comic actor imo

― Vokuhila (latebloomer), Monday, 25 May 2009 02:54 (seventeen years ago)

he is not a kid who tucks blazers into shorts named "bernice juach"

YES HE IS, and his mom is DRIVING HIM CRAZY!

― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 25 May 2009 02:58 (seventeen years ago)

my favorite is still the one about the cheeseburgers

― the starring role in tostitos way (roxymuzak), Monday, 25 May 2009 02:58 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.brandsoftheworld.com/brands/0012/8129/brand.gif

― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 25 May 2009 02:59 (seventeen years ago)

DaxFlame

― the starring role in tostitos way (roxymuzak), Monday, 25 May 2009 02:59 (seventeen years ago)

― Vokuhila (latebloomer), Monday, 25 May 2009 03:00 (seventeen years ago)

i know re-cut trailers are so '06, but this is good:

― Vokuhila (latebloomer), Monday, 25 May 2009 03:10 (seventeen years ago)

dax flame is a comic genius.

― cutty, Monday, 25 May 2009 03:39 (seventeen years ago)

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/DaxFlame

― im drunk so no forks (forksclovetofu), Monday, 25 May 2009 04:18 (seventeen years ago)

don't worry i already read the entire ED entry but i still think he is REAL

― hell bus ride (harbl), Monday, 25 May 2009 04:20 (seventeen years ago)

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Monday, 25 May 2009 06:02 (seventeen years ago)

passengers otm

― Louis Jagged (sic), Monday, 25 May 2009 07:49 (seventeen years ago)

the weekly Yelp newsletter about bikes today was titled this:

Put The Fun Between Your Legs
May 27
This Weekly Yelp brought to you by
SF Women Against Rape

they got so many complaints, they resent w/a new title

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 23:04 (seventeen years ago)

L
O
L

― blair underwood: "man up" (omar little), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 23:05 (seventeen years ago)

OMG

― Chaki Demus & Pliers (ENBB), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 23:06 (seventeen years ago)

ahahahahahahahaaa

― anal jaguar dudes (jjjusten), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 23:27 (seventeen years ago)

there's no way that wasn't deliberate, surely... there's a weird tone-deafness about such puns with a lot of people in the media, i find, like the line where the 'joke' is in tv shows like The Day Today has become blurred, and making really lame and off-colour puns is supposedly okay...

― norksclovetofu (stevie), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 23:38 (seventeen years ago)

yelp folks, as i've noted elsewhere ad infinitum, are mostly pretty lame and tone-deaf and unaware and almost offensively MOR

― blair underwood: "man up" (omar little), Thursday, 28 May 2009 00:04 (seventeen years ago)

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/unicorn_tattoos_1.jpg

― excuse me coop while i try my hand at a little counter esperanto (nickalicious), Thursday, 28 May 2009 01:50 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=71539

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, 28 May 2009 03:07 (seventeen years ago)

er Every Day I'm Hustlin'

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, 28 May 2009 03:08 (seventeen years ago)

his soul is still dancing!

― dmr, Thursday, 28 May 2009 03:36 (seventeen years ago)

Okay, one last keyboard cat:
http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2009/05/26/play-him-off-keyboard-cat/

― im drunk so no forks (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 May 2009 04:34 (seventeen years ago)

i almost didn't watch that till the end. That's the new Herzog. Jesus Christ.

― dan selzer, Thursday, 28 May 2009 05:15 (seventeen years ago)

MC PEPEY - THINK IT TWICE *LYRICS*

(INTRO: MC Pepey & ShootR)

Hey yo P, you got a fukin letter outside dog
Man, what the fuck youre talking about? Let me see that shit
Where was this shit man?
Daamn, what the fuck is this shit?
I dont know bitch, it was at the gate outside, fool
Yo dis is bullshit. Fuck this shit!
Hey yo SHOOTR gimme a dope ass beat
Hell yeah man!

(1st Verse: MC PEPEY)

The year is 09, First of all, I dissed yo ass,
cuz, at first we were tight friends n shit,
but all of a sudden, u started to get low key n shit,
remember that friends are always down,
but suddenly u were all away,
never keeping your homies close,
do you remember dres day?

I used my rap as you write your letters,
expressing my shit, never ever talked behind yo back,
I didnt, u say you got backstabbed, but I was the one,
who felt the same way, whack shit I know,
and as quick as a train u spoke to me again,
askin why I did dat, I was feeling kinda weird
cuz I havent see ya in a long long time,
not even at dres day
was a phone call impossible to make?

now you say Im all obsessed with my shit,
dude, to me its all the same, I give a fuck about them,
and you know the rest, dis is just my own little fukin game,

If I wouldve like to fuck them, then I wouldve done it,
this is true, strait up, but fool, cant u see,
Im not a scumbag like you,
I got a lot business to do,
now trying to teach me psychology n shit,
but damn fool, I know myself, say whateva yo wanna say,
yo think I spend my days thinking bout all of you??
HELL NO muthafuka! (see ya around buddy boy)

Im always under pressure,
dats why I pay for my own beers, for anything I want,
not only standing next, to my daddys nuts,
Im a grown up for sure,
tell me why should I been doing shit like this?
like most of you, including yo self,
now tell me whos the one thats been livin a fucked up life?

Ive been living my life at 100%, enjoying my self,
I got plans to do, and dude Im living my dreams,
making the phat buck all by myself, soon to be bigger,
never ever needing anyones help,
now what the fuck have you done for yourself ?
think it over fool, so dont play me homie.

(2nd Verse: MC PEPEY)

A rap its a rap, not a real fact (but this time Im real),
you dumb fuck cant you see that?
I believe u dont. however now you think youre smarter n shit,
I guess, its all in your muthafukin head,
Dude, I was always down for you,
but now everything has changed.
So dont try to act all grown up n shit,
and talk to me like if u were my dad or my muthafukin boss,
fool, I really dont give a fuck about all of you.

And you claim my worst enemy is myself?
Fool let me guess since when u became a psychiatric at its best?
Damn, Im feeling kinda sorry for you, for real,
bitch dont u know its me whos got that degree?

And let me let u know, I dont hate myself as you claim,
I got no time to hate, never ever, never hate no one,
not even yo self, dude get a job or something,
a girl, and stay off the hoes, and dont even trip,
I wont be cruising down your street, as I never did,
It wasnt me who chased you that night,
it was you know who, but he didnt have the balls to say it,
now tell me whos been living a fucked up life?

(Chorus: MC PEPEY)

Now think it twice
Think it twice
think it twice whos been livin a fucked up life
of emptiness, loneliness and misery?

Think it twice think it twice
whos been livin a fucked up life
of emptiness, loneliness and misery?

(3rd Verse: MC PEPEY)

And let me answer that one last question
how do I see myself into the future?

Definitely not like yours, still making it big time,
not wasting all my time,
tell me when the fuck have you done, what I have done?
Never fool, some people cant handle it,
I did, cuz I know how to keep up with it,
never sniffing coke, gotta stay sober for my shit,
lets talk about you, living like a busta since the old days,
however drinking brew to feel cool, fool,
stay off, stop living in your fantasy-land,
and get yo feet, back to the muthafuckin real life,
and stick as much as u want to the roxx G,
when someones dead for me, its dead for me,
Im saying this, cuz just Im clever as ever.
And thanks for the inspiration
Ive been writing my own raps thanks to yo ass.

(Chorus: MC PEPEY)

Think it twice
think it twice whos been livin a fucked up life
of emptiness, loneliness and misery?

Think it twice

― I know in my soul that history will avenge the Wayanses (jeff), Thursday, 28 May 2009 22:24 (seventeen years ago)

dax flame is a comic genius.

― cutty, Sunday, May 24, 2009 11:39 PM (4 days ago)

OTM. Anyone who thinks his schtick is aspies, here you go (his finest hour IMO):

― "alt-black" (Pillbox), Thursday, 28 May 2009 22:28 (seventeen years ago)

attn: n/a

something about dax flame reminds me of an extended max b. bit

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 28 May 2009 22:46 (seventeen years ago)

"a one way ticket to explosiontown" is a username waiting to happen

― Feugh! (since somebody always asks: rhymes with "Peugh!") (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 May 2009 01:56 (seventeen years ago)

more auto tune the news:

― cutty, Friday, 29 May 2009 14:15 (seventeen years ago)

Surprised this hasn't been picked up by a network comedy show yet.

― Feugh! (since somebody always asks: rhymes with "Peugh!") (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 May 2009 16:07 (seventeen years ago)

i'm surprised YOU haven't been picked up by a network comedy show yet

faced

― s1ocki, Friday, 29 May 2009 19:53 (seventeen years ago)

funny you should mention it: I'm actually the guy playing T-Pain in the "I'm On a Boat" sketch.

― Feugh! (since somebody always asks: rhymes with "Peugh!") (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 May 2009 19:56 (seventeen years ago)

defaced

― s1ocki, Friday, 29 May 2009 20:02 (seventeen years ago)

lol

― the starring role in tostitos way (roxymuzak), Friday, 29 May 2009 21:06 (seventeen years ago)

http://i40.tinypic.com/k12bfn.png

― let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 03:08 (seventeen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f0/Grey%27s_Anatomy_Wii.jpg

― Bad Gaygay (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:05 (seventeen years ago)

i bought my sister that for her birthday, how me & the cashier guy rofled

― rosario speedwagon (nickalicious), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:30 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA8z7f7a2Pk

― cutty, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 23:24 (seventeen years ago)

i thought he was gonna fall down the hill or something but that pretty sweet

the original dancer had a very kattan vibe imo

― let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 23:28 (seventeen years ago)

if that song would have been 2 minutes longer there would be a crazy dancing mob tearing across the country right now

― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 23:29 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, shame about the song ending

― cutty, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 23:33 (seventeen years ago)

haha that is cool, who says one person can't make a difference! what's the song?

― Local Garda, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 23:40 (seventeen years ago)

santigold - unstoppable

― let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 23:42 (seventeen years ago)

oh okay, I only know that one track of hers you hear around...

― Local Garda, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 23:47 (seventeen years ago)

i mean, that is LOL but it is also kind of awesome?

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 23:58 (seventeen years ago)

i give it ten minutes until honda or bud lite or apple turn it into an ad.

― pending echeques (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 02:45 (seventeen years ago)

but that's still kinda fun

― pending echeques (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 02:45 (seventeen years ago)

i mean, that is LOL but it is also kind of awesome?

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 7:58 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

Exactly.

― Chaki Demus & Pliers (ENBB), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 03:15 (seventeen years ago)

white people

― am0n, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 04:38 (seventeen years ago)

that's exactly what JW said on facebook

― pending echeques (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 12:38 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxQIgHM_AlM

― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 13:46 (seventeen years ago)

omg

― Bad Gaygay (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 15:21 (seventeen years ago)

oh shit, this is the ultimate:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQZtk4juibk#

― Shtick Monthly (country matters), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 15:42 (seventeen years ago)

what if that dog pushed that guy out of like a 7th story apt

― let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 15:43 (seventeen years ago)

i think he's high enough to survive it.

+ pretty sure that's fake.

― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 16:06 (seventeen years ago)

original dancer - hero

― Reggiano Jackson (gabbneb), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 16:13 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nudELK0ifQQ

― am0n, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 16:25 (seventeen years ago)

Is that from an actual show? WTF? So many things being made fun of that I'm losing the thread completely.

― But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 16:30 (seventeen years ago)

word

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 16:36 (seventeen years ago)

http://cinemablend.com/new/Jason-Schwartzman-Goes-Urban-In-Yo-Teach-13317.html

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 16:37 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyvUvDUODGw&feature=player_embedded

― Vokuhila (latebloomer), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 23:29 (seventeen years ago)

ps i have no idea what that's about

― Vokuhila (latebloomer), Thursday, 4 June 2009 00:26 (seventeen years ago)

it's about awesome

― pending echeques (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 June 2009 03:25 (seventeen years ago)

autotune the news would be better if they just autotuned the news and not themselves

― rosario speedwagon (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 June 2009 06:33 (seventeen years ago)

if i wanted that i would youtube autotune some dorks right?

― rosario speedwagon (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 June 2009 06:34 (seventeen years ago)

they are funny dorks

― cutty, Thursday, 4 June 2009 09:17 (seventeen years ago)

autotune the news would be better if they just autotuned the news and not themselves

Surely you jest? I'm under cardiac arrest, shawtay-ay

― man saves ducklings from (ledge), Thursday, 4 June 2009 09:58 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koGD6XnAsNs

― am0n, Thursday, 4 June 2009 14:34 (seventeen years ago)

lol. thanks eddie. is that a viral for something or a one-off? the guitar lick part had me LOLin.

― cutty, Thursday, 4 June 2009 14:43 (seventeen years ago)

oh it's CHARLIE murphy haha

― cutty, Thursday, 4 June 2009 14:48 (seventeen years ago)

is this gonna be a movie? they are really doing the viral thannng fast and furious

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 4 June 2009 14:49 (seventeen years ago)

pretty awesome, is that yet more of the Funny People stuff?

― pending echeques (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 June 2009 15:04 (seventeen years ago)

is he in funny people??

― cutty, Thursday, 4 June 2009 15:07 (seventeen years ago)

just guessin'

― pending echeques (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 June 2009 15:16 (seventeen years ago)

whoa, the website is real
http://www.getyourbasketballon.com/img/shazam.gif

― pending echeques (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 June 2009 15:17 (seventeen years ago)

nevermind, it's a nike viral
http://www.mouthpiecesports.com/blog/2009/06/02/getyourbasketballoncom-a-nike-viral-production-to-pimp/

― pending echeques (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 June 2009 15:19 (seventeen years ago)

still pretty goddamn funny.

― pending echeques (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 June 2009 15:19 (seventeen years ago)

GIANT TARGET DRILL

― am0n, Thursday, 4 June 2009 15:26 (seventeen years ago)

what i don't get is that if you take all the time and effort to make a stealth viral like that, why not use a shell company to register the site so that internet hacks don't plaster your involvement all over google the same day the site launches?

― pending echeques (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 June 2009 15:29 (seventeen years ago)

i don't think they really expect anyone to think that is a real infomercial, dude. i think the bigger problem is not knowing what they are trying to sell with the viral--not people figuring out what it's a commercial for.

― cutty, Thursday, 4 June 2009 15:31 (seventeen years ago)

jumpman is what the buzz suggests.

― pending echeques (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 June 2009 15:36 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhvOhkkhDeY

― cutty, Thursday, 4 June 2009 16:05 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7tb8Ks7BtQ

― cutty, Thursday, 4 June 2009 16:11 (seventeen years ago)

step on to the court gonna kick your *shhhhhhhhhhh*

― am0n, Thursday, 4 June 2009 16:41 (seventeen years ago)

http://politicalwire.com/archives/2009/06/04/quote_of_the_day.html

― Reggiano Jackson (gabbneb), Thursday, 4 June 2009 16:58 (seventeen years ago)

guys i'm sure you've all seen this already but

http://www.latfh.com/

― rosario speedwagon (nickalicious), Friday, 5 June 2009 19:07 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, when it was called "Vice Do's And Donts" and before that when it was called "the internet"

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 5 June 2009 20:32 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.plasma2002.com/blenderdefender/

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 5 June 2009 21:45 (seventeen years ago)

especially http://www.plasma2002.com/blenderdefender/images/puma.swf

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 5 June 2009 21:45 (seventeen years ago)

This guy is killing me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B1J7oq99uQ
you gotta.... shit the shoooooooooe

― This Ace of Base is driving me crazy (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 6 June 2009 04:15 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, when it was called "Vice Do's And Donts" and before that when it was called "the internet"

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, June 5, 2009 4:32 PM (Yesterday) [IP: 24.90.253.90] Bookmark

pretty sure may 29 photo was actually on vice dos and donts

― sleep, Saturday, 6 June 2009 07:12 (seventeen years ago)

who will pay me millions to remake Cast Away shot-for-shot with Dave Matthews in the Tom Hanks role?

― Reggiano Jackson (gabbneb), Friday, June 5, 2009 10:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

how about we just pay you a million dollars to strand yourself on a desert island

― Kitchen Paper Towel (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, June 5, 2009 10:34 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Mr. Que, Saturday, 6 June 2009 14:31 (seventeen years ago)

i guess you're probably as smart as Shakey, Que.

― Reggiano Jackson (gabbneb), Saturday, 6 June 2009 14:40 (seventeen years ago)

you haven't been 102'd yet?

― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Saturday, 6 June 2009 14:41 (seventeen years ago)

i guess jim's about as smart as Shakey too

― Reggiano Jackson (gabbneb), Saturday, 6 June 2009 14:41 (seventeen years ago)

crap zinger doesn't get better with age.

― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Saturday, 6 June 2009 14:42 (seventeen years ago)

no score, sorry

― Reggiano Jackson (gabbneb), Saturday, 6 June 2009 14:43 (seventeen years ago)

really?

― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Saturday, 6 June 2009 14:44 (seventeen years ago)

102'd <--new meme opportunity

― This Ace of Base is driving me crazy (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 6 June 2009 15:46 (seventeen years ago)

http://looku.com/imagebin/full/1226242439Shizznet1.jpg

― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Saturday, 6 June 2009 16:25 (seventeen years ago)

i misread gum as cum and was all like o_/.0

― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Saturday, 6 June 2009 16:36 (seventeen years ago)

I almost spit out my coffee

― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Saturday, 6 June 2009 16:51 (seventeen years ago)

http://i39.tinypic.com/t7lb0g.jpg

― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Saturday, 6 June 2009 16:55 (seventeen years ago)

― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Saturday, 6 June 2009 16:56 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNWYqs-p1Gk&feature=player_embedded

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Saturday, 6 June 2009 20:04 (seventeen years ago)

esoteric lols?

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Saturday, 6 June 2009 20:04 (seventeen years ago)

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-ljs-fail.jpg

― Vokuhila (latebloomer), Saturday, 6 June 2009 20:49 (seventeen years ago)

LOL nikita sucks

― moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 6 June 2009 20:55 (seventeen years ago)

http://18.media.tumblr.com/4Hzc9kYVUoa7glvt3nD3ysm5o1_500.gif

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Sunday, 7 June 2009 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

swine flu: chaki?

― my father very crut with me, what can i do (roxymuzak), Sunday, 7 June 2009 00:07 (seventeen years ago)

Time for us to bug out.

― Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 7 June 2009 02:53 (seventeen years ago)

otm

― my father very crut with me, what can i do (roxymuzak), Sunday, 7 June 2009 02:54 (seventeen years ago)

if you say "folk funk" ten times in front of a mirror, g love & special sauce appear and then they molest your swimsuit area.

― scott seward, Saturday, June 6, 2009 12:40 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Sunday, 7 June 2009 20:22 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JocPcYBCN18&eurl=http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/07/bret-michaels-knocked-dow_n_212386.html&feature=player_embedded

― sloth say hi to me (ENBB), Monday, 8 June 2009 15:18 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYJ1wq10AAM

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 8 June 2009 15:19 (seventeen years ago)

this one's better (also old)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY_DWLj0Ols

― am0n, Monday, 8 June 2009 16:21 (seventeen years ago)

I know keyboard cat is getting old but this one is pretty great:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ5w4MkFofc&eurl=http://www.facebook.com/home.php%3Fref%3Dhome&feature=player_embedded

― sloth say hi to me (ENBB), Monday, 8 June 2009 23:06 (seventeen years ago)

that's what it's gonna take from here on in to be keyboard cat quality

― This Ace of Base is driving me crazy (forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 June 2009 23:53 (seventeen years ago)

actual huge olz at that

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 00:19 (seventeen years ago)

i had the window open and startled a passing neighbor laughing at that

― rosario speedwagon (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 02:18 (seventeen years ago)

as far as youtube fads go, keyboard cat has had a pretty badass run

― Vokuhila (latebloomer), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 03:42 (seventeen years ago)

Oh good I'm so glad that other people LOLd as hard at that one as I did. It just killed me.

― sloth say hi to me (ENBB), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 03:45 (seventeen years ago)

I saw a Chinatown one today that could've been funnier with a little more editing.

I mean, you can't just play the scene and then play keyboard cat. You gotta have the music going as Jack Nicholson looks up in slow motion at Faye Dunaway. It's not rocket surgery.

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 04:49 (seventeen years ago)

still think the glenn beck one where it cuts to keyboard cat w/paws poised, briefly, is the best editing job so far

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 05:26 (seventeen years ago)

^^ Yes.

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 18:23 (seventeen years ago)

u mean the dr phil one with the slapping

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 18:24 (seventeen years ago)

walker told me i have aids

god damn

― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 19:18 (seventeen years ago)

http://i41.tinypic.com/2eg9xf9.gif

― krots tphns (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 23:44 (seventeen years ago)

lol

― caek, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 23:48 (seventeen years ago)

http://imgur.com/9PCIA.jpg

click 'view image' or use caek's stylesheet like a real pro

― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 01:53 (seventeen years ago)

my my, how hard that does rule

― your son rip is on line toot (iiiijjjj), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 02:52 (seventeen years ago)

lotta frat shit but there are some moments here: http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 17:31 (seventeen years ago)

(972): So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.

^^ 972 = finnish area code?

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 17:40 (seventeen years ago)

ha - I noticed that one the other day.

― sloth say hi to me (ENBB), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 17:43 (seventeen years ago)

finish area code

― josh fenderman (jeff), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 17:52 (seventeen years ago)

this kid is the absolute best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GhpEcDXLmk&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fpitchfork%2Ecom%2Fforkcast%2F12981%2Dthe%2Dend%2Dis%2Dnear%2F&feature=player_embedded

― let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:08 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsUr5acPY9g

― sirk awl (circa1916), Friday, 12 June 2009 10:37 (seventeen years ago)

http://imgur.com/gnc6V.jpg

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Friday, 12 June 2009 15:29 (seventeen years ago)

lol

― cutty, Friday, 12 June 2009 15:48 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1267147/really_creepy_dutch_tv_host/

^^^ O_O

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Friday, 12 June 2009 15:52 (seventeen years ago)

WTF and I sort of hate you now for making me watch that. That can't be real. Get Nathalie in here and ask her who this man is. OMG.

― sloth say hi to me (ENBB), Friday, 12 June 2009 15:54 (seventeen years ago)

did u get to the very end, w/the bowing??? i can't tell if it's some high satire and the guy knows he's crepey, or if it's just wtf str8 up

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Friday, 12 June 2009 15:55 (seventeen years ago)

OK no, I didn't see that . . . brb

― sloth say hi to me (ENBB), Friday, 12 June 2009 15:56 (seventeen years ago)

Seriously I refuse to believe that that's real but even if it's satire it's creepy as hell. AAAAAAHHHHHH!

― sloth say hi to me (ENBB), Friday, 12 June 2009 15:58 (seventeen years ago)

(I have sent link to Nathalie - we will soon know the truth.)

― sloth say hi to me (ENBB), Friday, 12 June 2009 16:02 (seventeen years ago)

some investigation reveals it to be satire...dude is paul de leeuw, i guess?

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Friday, 12 June 2009 16:06 (seventeen years ago)

jesus christ that is unwatchable

― Want some guap-a-mole or salsa with your chips? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 June 2009 17:07 (seventeen years ago)

seems like a chris morris joke

― cutty, Friday, 12 June 2009 22:39 (seventeen years ago)

Chris Morris is much much funnier than that creepy man.

― sloth say hi to me (ENBB), Saturday, 13 June 2009 02:57 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, Doon Mackichan yelling "And her cherry must ripen, naturally, in the SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN" into a poor young girl's face as a guitar solo breaks out is something like 7686786^37979x better than that

― the unfished business of display names only (country matters), Saturday, 13 June 2009 03:17 (seventeen years ago)

*reverie*

― the unfished business of display names only (country matters), Saturday, 13 June 2009 03:21 (seventeen years ago)

http://politicalwire.com/archives/2009/06/12/remembering_howell_heflin.html#030150a

― Endless Bourgie (gabbneb), Saturday, 13 June 2009 06:02 (seventeen years ago)

just watched it. yep paul de leeuw. as much as i would like to say i hate this man, i cant help but think he is quite funny, sweet and not that bad. typical dutch humor which i usually loathe but in his case i think he is funny. i know a lot of it is due to his look and the fact he also pokes fun at himself. he looks like a teddy bear to me. there is another clip in which he sings with kids who have down syndrome if i recall correctly. ppl were outraged saying he mpcked them but he said it was untrue, that he has a genuine love for these kids. ok that sounds weird connected with the above clip. gah.

― I GOTTA BRAKE FREEEEE (stevienixed), Saturday, 13 June 2009 20:33 (seventeen years ago)

cm you cant know if its better cause you dont understand dutch. in fact the song is about love and the desire to tell the other he loves him, it really is funnier if you understand dutch.

― I GOTTA BRAKE FREEEEE (stevienixed), Saturday, 13 June 2009 20:34 (seventeen years ago)

stan will probably contradict this and tell us its crap. hah

― I GOTTA BRAKE FREEEEE (stevienixed), Saturday, 13 June 2009 20:35 (seventeen years ago)

kill him

― your son rip is on line toot (iiiijjjj), Sunday, 14 June 2009 03:11 (seventeen years ago)

now thats just

― stop having a boring luna, stop having a boring trife (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 June 2009 03:12 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uMNl_MPD-I

― nu hollywood (Eric H.), Sunday, 14 June 2009 06:03 (seventeen years ago)

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Sunday, 14 June 2009 06:06 (seventeen years ago)

40 seconds in

― bad crack (Eric H.), Sunday, 14 June 2009 06:07 (seventeen years ago)

ok lol

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Sunday, 14 June 2009 06:09 (seventeen years ago)

she was pretty horrible the whole time, imo

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Sunday, 14 June 2009 17:40 (seventeen years ago)

40 seconds in sounds like hair police

― lesbian book store (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 14 June 2009 21:47 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv1JFszHPy4

― Vokuhila (latebloomer), Monday, 15 June 2009 07:04 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=503RlBQfE7Q

― Vokuhila (latebloomer), Monday, 15 June 2009 07:13 (seventeen years ago)

A++++ video imo

― let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Monday, 15 June 2009 07:30 (seventeen years ago)

tried this shit and got candy up my nose. not as cool as nine year olds with web cam.

― Want some guap-a-mole or salsa with your chips? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 June 2009 13:55 (seventeen years ago)

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/4048/1241027332kangarookicks.gif

― am0n, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 02:07 (seventeen years ago)

LOL

― Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 02:07 (seventeen years ago)

Kangas are such bastards.

― bad crack (Eric H.), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 02:11 (seventeen years ago)

the smarties kid cutting off the part with the words is poetic.

― Hæpte up out myn bedde, turn myn flagon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 03:05 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.comfortwipe.com/

inc. obligatory 'fat guy' testimony

― ambience chaser (S-), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 03:09 (seventeen years ago)

http://5.media.tumblr.com/MlgRLzY1yorc28nff1RH1SQbo1_400.jpg

― Hæpte up out myn bedde, turn myn flagon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 03:14 (seventeen years ago)

xpost
"Being a big guy has its advantages... and it's disadvantages"

As a former big guy, I can assure you there are literally no advantages.

― Hæpte up out myn bedde, turn myn flagon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 03:16 (seventeen years ago)

next time u get up on ur soapbox in this thread about something you find old or unfunny ill b sure bring up that u linked to icanhascheezeburger in 2009

― am0n, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 04:59 (seventeen years ago)

― swag serf (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 05:00 (seventeen years ago)

it's a pomeranian in a space suit, i don't give a fuc where it's from

― Hæpte up out myn bedde, turn myn flagon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 05:17 (seventeen years ago)

i don't care if it was from mr. t ate my balls, it's a pom in a space suit.

― Hæpte up out myn bedde, turn myn flagon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 05:18 (seventeen years ago)

third time's a charm -- make it a good one

― autogucci cru (deej), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 05:21 (seventeen years ago)

ban deej

― Hæpte up out myn bedde, turn myn flagon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 05:25 (seventeen years ago)

whiney did you really not think that ppl were going to jump on you for posting an lolcat itt

― swag serf (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 05:26 (seventeen years ago)

lolll @ at my balls ref

― there's no good reason why i came here except to spread disease (electricsound), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 05:28 (seventeen years ago)

whiney did you really not think that ppl were going to jump on you for posting an lolcat itt
― swag serf (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, June 16, 2009 5:26 AM (32 seconds ago) Bookmark

^ tbh BUT i lold so

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 05:28 (seventeen years ago)

I saw an A+ puppy and a B+ pun, and that's really what the internet is all about imo

― Hæpte up out myn bedde, turn myn flagon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 05:29 (seventeen years ago)

It was the first lolcat ever that made my wife laugh instead of viscerally angry so I can get behind it.

― joygoat, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 05:35 (seventeen years ago)

he's breakin my butt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4Uf9rsBbhc

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 01:22 (seventeen years ago)

everybody hates on them and some of their stuff is pretty bad, but some of their stuff is totally genius and that skit is one of my favorites. And the main guy lives in my neighborhood. I voted for Obama 2 people ahead of him.

― dan selzer, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 02:18 (seventeen years ago)

i've only watched a few of their skits, but that one and 'slow jerk' fucking kill me every time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkgMbU-we1o

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 02:28 (seventeen years ago)

this one is a bit forced, but I love it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5qn7PJv7GU

― dan selzer, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 02:47 (seventeen years ago)

lols @ slow jerk

― swag serf (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 10:26 (seventeen years ago)

i do not care for those white kids

― cutty, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 14:03 (seventeen years ago)

they are like drama kids in comedy class trying to make it work

― cutty, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 14:03 (seventeen years ago)

i knew a kid who was in the original stage incarnation of the troupe and cutty is otm here

― giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 14:05 (seventeen years ago)

ws the guy who actually does the 'slow jerk'

― Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 14:14 (seventeen years ago)

cutty otm, but slow jerk is classic.

― Hæpte up out myn bedde, turn myn flagon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 14:18 (seventeen years ago)

ws the guy who actually does the 'slow jerk'

Wouldn't have to.

― bad crack (Eric H.), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 15:15 (seventeen years ago)

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/5197/1237961540672.jpg

― IUAU812 (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 23:21 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ0nE1u7cv4

― ramón gastro (omar little), Thursday, 18 June 2009 00:23 (seventeen years ago)

lol

― am0n, Thursday, 18 June 2009 02:12 (seventeen years ago)

EPIQUE L'OLZ

― Kerm, Thursday, 18 June 2009 02:19 (seventeen years ago)

YES!

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Thursday, 18 June 2009 02:26 (seventeen years ago)

amazing

― caek, Thursday, 18 June 2009 04:06 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.igda.org/brisbane/images/robby_next_level_sm.jpg

― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 18 June 2009 04:15 (seventeen years ago)

NICE.

― Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Thursday, 18 June 2009 04:18 (seventeen years ago)

omg the ending; plus, ultimate H&O jam

― Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Thursday, 18 June 2009 04:35 (seventeen years ago)

genius

― latebloomer, Thursday, 18 June 2009 04:46 (seventeen years ago)

Bonus: Kato Kaelin @ 1:31!

― lol? I nearly wtb 1 (Pillbox), Thursday, 18 June 2009 04:57 (seventeen years ago)

this shit has been making me lol all day

― ramón gastro (omar little), Thursday, 18 June 2009 06:15 (seventeen years ago)

man i love that hall & oates tune

― latebloomer, Thursday, 18 June 2009 10:32 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5M4u1RMv1U

― latebloomer, Thursday, 18 June 2009 10:32 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBNOkGsI47E

― dan selzer, Thursday, 18 June 2009 15:33 (seventeen years ago)

i'm sorry

― dan selzer, Thursday, 18 June 2009 15:34 (seventeen years ago)

lol crepe

― cutty, Thursday, 18 June 2009 15:54 (seventeen years ago)

ha brad pitt in the b.g.

― latebloomer, Thursday, 18 June 2009 16:06 (seventeen years ago)

he has another one where he's voguing to Follow Me by Aly-Us, which makes it more obvious that he's probably some hipster who thought it would be funny to pretend to be a Criss Angel/The Crow fan who dress us like Nosferatu to audition for So You Think You Can Dance. Maybe not though.

― dan selzer, Thursday, 18 June 2009 16:11 (seventeen years ago)

Keyboard Cat warmin' up may be my favorite :01 of the internet.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 18 June 2009 17:01 (seventeen years ago)

seriously. something about those arms hovering above the keys

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 18 June 2009 17:03 (seventeen years ago)

otm

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Thursday, 18 June 2009 17:08 (seventeen years ago)

yeah better yet in that vid it's like he's ready to go along for the cocaine ride with helen hunt and then she pauses so he's like, 'oh wait, not yet'

― ramón gastro (omar little), Thursday, 18 June 2009 17:09 (seventeen years ago)

Keyboard Cat warmin' up may be my favorite :01 of the internet.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, June 18, 2009 5:01 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― latebloomer, Thursday, 18 June 2009 17:09 (seventeen years ago)

keyboard cat poised over the keys = chekhov's gun??

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Thursday, 18 June 2009 17:10 (seventeen years ago)

proof ILE is not worthy: omar posts the play helen off keyboard cat video on the excelsior thread and all anyone pays attention to is some dumbass's star wars tattoo.

― latebloomer, Thursday, 18 June 2009 17:12 (seventeen years ago)

"invalid parameter"

― snoball, Thursday, 18 June 2009 17:13 (seventeen years ago)

someone in our work forsale messageboard wrote this: You can’t beat this deal. Chris Brown couldn’t beat this deal.

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, 18 June 2009 19:26 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jDbBhks7F0

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, 18 June 2009 20:57 (seventeen years ago)

I first saw this a couple years ago and it may have already been posted somewhere on ILX before but I was reminded of it again tonight and it's pretty amazing so without further ado, Little Superstar:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx-NLPH8JeM&eurl=http://www.facebook.com/home.php%3Fref%3Dhome&feature=player_embedded

― Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Friday, 19 June 2009 03:00 (seventeen years ago)

oh snap, #5 is a fucking jam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eooXNd0heM

― man saves ducklings from (ledge), Friday, 19 June 2009 15:07 (seventeen years ago)

― goole, Friday, 19 June 2009 15:31 (seventeen years ago)

yeah dang, pretty hot

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Friday, 19 June 2009 15:32 (seventeen years ago)

it's the smoke!

― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 June 2009 15:36 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.courierpress.com/news/2009/jun/18/man-arrested-dealing-cocaine-mid-haircut/?partner=yahoo_headlines

― HIS VAGINA IS MAKING HIM CRAVE SALAD. (HI DERE), Friday, 19 June 2009 15:40 (seventeen years ago)

can't wait for comments on that one

― goole, Friday, 19 June 2009 15:43 (seventeen years ago)

http://media.courierpress.com/media/img/photos/2009/06/18/bailey_t160.JPG

someone plz do an andy warhol on this shit

― gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Friday, 19 June 2009 15:44 (seventeen years ago)

I kind of wish his hair was supposed to look that way and not just a product of an interrupted grooming session.

― Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Friday, 19 June 2009 15:45 (seventeen years ago)

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c287/expatrica/bailey_t160.jpg

― Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Friday, 19 June 2009 15:48 (seventeen years ago)

― goole, Friday, 19 June 2009 15:49 (seventeen years ago)

i demand a Dan Lacey portrait, stat.

― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 June 2009 16:33 (seventeen years ago)

http://imgur.com/o80VX.jpg

― am0n, Friday, 19 June 2009 16:51 (seventeen years ago)

omg ENBB thanks :D

― gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Friday, 19 June 2009 16:52 (seventeen years ago)

is that Krang for the turtles?

― darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Friday, 19 June 2009 16:52 (seventeen years ago)

lolz

― cutty, Friday, 19 June 2009 16:55 (seventeen years ago)

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 19 June 2009 17:24 (seventeen years ago)

Old Memes are New Again

― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 June 2009 17:25 (seventeen years ago)

still funny, tho

― HIS VAGINA IS MAKING HIM CRAVE SALAD. (HI DERE), Friday, 19 June 2009 17:26 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, seeing these blasts from the past make wonder when I'll be exposed to the eventual J. Budd Dwyer/Keyboard Cat mash-up.

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 19 June 2009 17:51 (seventeen years ago)

Oh God.

― Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Friday, 19 June 2009 17:52 (seventeen years ago)

"Everyone stand back!"
(Keyboard Cat stretches out paws)

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 19 June 2009 17:52 (seventeen years ago)

:-(

― Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Friday, 19 June 2009 17:53 (seventeen years ago)

is there a leroy jenkeyboard cat mash already, i assume?

― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 June 2009 17:58 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, of course there's like six of them.

― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 June 2009 17:58 (seventeen years ago)

anyone who isnt looking forward to this or is offended by it deserves to get gaybashed

― (╬ ಠ益ಠ) (cankles), Friday, June 19, 2009 11:38 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ps. very nice my name-a zohan

― (╬ ಠ益ಠ) (cankles), Friday, June 19, 2009 11:38 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hi cankles, nice to see you

― giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Friday, June 19, 2009 11:40 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you are literal shit

― (╬ ಠ益ಠ) (cankles), Friday, June 19, 2009 11:41 AM (8 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― gabdneb (jeff), Friday, 19 June 2009 18:42 (seventeen years ago)

why did ppl want this dude back, remind me

― giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 19 June 2009 18:48 (seventeen years ago)

heh take ur owning in stride u lil sapling...

― (╬ ಠ益ಠ) (cankles), Friday, 19 June 2009 18:56 (seventeen years ago)

http://i44.tinypic.com/x22tlt.gif

― (╬ ಠ益ಠ) (cankles), Friday, 19 June 2009 18:57 (seventeen years ago)

he's our id

― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 June 2009 19:06 (seventeen years ago)

The Grand Wizard of Id.

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 19 June 2009 19:14 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.jotoab.org/phpbb3/images/smilies/owned.gif

― am0n, Friday, 19 June 2009 19:26 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc

― cutty, Sunday, 21 June 2009 01:01 (seventeen years ago)

it's been said a million times but it's never been more true: white people.

― your son rip is on line toot (iiiijjjj), Sunday, 21 June 2009 01:50 (seventeen years ago)

white people sure love making fake youtube videos

― some dudes are bigger than others (s1ocki), Sunday, 21 June 2009 01:58 (seventeen years ago)

if it's fake, it's still quite a performance, no?

― cutty, Sunday, 21 June 2009 02:12 (seventeen years ago)

totally fake but totally funny

― what a disaster for 1p3 (k3vin k.), Sunday, 21 June 2009 02:15 (seventeen years ago)

He tried to stick the remote up his butt? Interesting choice.

― james k polk, Sunday, 21 June 2009 02:16 (seventeen years ago)

dude's smeagalish spasming is pretty darn impressive

― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 21 June 2009 05:04 (seventeen years ago)

yeah lol @ buttremote

― wilter, Sunday, 21 June 2009 08:22 (seventeen years ago)

white people sure love ~~making~~ watching fake youtube videos

― cutty, Sunday, 21 June 2009 09:18 (seventeen years ago)

also, spotting which ones are fake

― bubbrubbplatestyle (roxymuzak), Sunday, 21 June 2009 10:07 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, it's a fake YouTube clip. I can tell from the butt remote, and from seeing quite a few YouTube clips in my time.

― your son rip is on line toot (iiiijjjj), Sunday, 21 June 2009 13:54 (seventeen years ago)

lol

― harbl, Sunday, 21 June 2009 14:08 (seventeen years ago)

butt remote is so good

― cutty, Sunday, 21 June 2009 18:54 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RfUMBgfhn0&feature=player_embedded

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Monday, 22 June 2009 12:45 (seventeen years ago)

"did they die?" lol

― cutty, Monday, 22 June 2009 12:48 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Scarface-Onesie.jpg

― harbl, Monday, June 22, 2009 8:08 AM

hello, little friend

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Monday, June 22, 2009 8:13 AM

― am0n, Monday, 22 June 2009 14:07 (seventeen years ago)

A++

― some dudes are bigger than others (s1ocki), Monday, 22 June 2009 14:15 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr_pkOIdMXk

― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 22 June 2009 18:12 (seventeen years ago)

btw GET A LOAD OF MASKON.COM

― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 22 June 2009 18:13 (seventeen years ago)

Your one-stop resource for
female latex masks on the Internet

― harbl, Monday, 22 June 2009 18:20 (seventeen years ago)

finally, serial killers have a place to shop

― cutty, Monday, 22 June 2009 18:45 (seventeen years ago)

etsy has a section

― probably gets busy with larper chicks or somefin' (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 June 2009 18:58 (seventeen years ago)

i was thinking it would be good for bank robbers maybe

― harbl, Monday, 22 June 2009 19:02 (seventeen years ago)

GET A LOAD OF MASKON.COM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x_78vS6tYU

I sure do love The Cardigans

― Milton Parker, Monday, 22 June 2009 19:22 (seventeen years ago)

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/com/1233300670.html

― cutty, Monday, 22 June 2009 19:25 (seventeen years ago)

"a glass thing"

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Monday, 22 June 2009 19:58 (seventeen years ago)

classic.

― probably gets busy with larper chicks or somefin' (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 June 2009 20:02 (seventeen years ago)

― dorkus malorkus (latebloomer), Monday, 22 June 2009 20:06 (seventeen years ago)

EYES WERE BUGGY LIKE I REMEMBER ON MEN IN VIETNAM.

― cutty, Monday, 22 June 2009 20:12 (seventeen years ago)

THE EYES THEY CARRIED

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Monday, 22 June 2009 20:13 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfzA6JhgWAc

― am0n, Monday, 22 June 2009 20:28 (seventeen years ago)

Rolling "teh lolz" draadje

― cutty, Monday, 22 June 2009 20:44 (seventeen years ago)

Laugh = lose
Hard Mode = 0:37- 1:14
Crab Mode = 1:15 - 1:19
God Mode = 1:20 - 2:45
Balls of Steel Mode = 2:46 - 3:34
Shitting Dick Nipples Mode = Don't change facial expressions the entire video

― Martijn Busink, Wednesday, June 17, 2009 6:46 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Monday, 22 June 2009 20:46 (seventeen years ago)

how come martijn busink doesn't post on 77

― harbl, Monday, 22 June 2009 20:47 (seventeen years ago)

what video is he talking about?

― combination pizza hut and koala taco bell (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 22 June 2009 20:49 (seventeen years ago)

Lol Dagestan. Heb een paar van de grappigste liedjes uit Dagestan bij elkaar geharkt. Bereid je voor op hysterische drums, cheesy synthesizers en merkwaardige vocalen. Download (RS).

― Martijn Busink, Tuesday, June 16, 2009 1:48 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― ramón gastro (omar little), Monday, 22 June 2009 21:45 (seventeen years ago)

he's talking about attack! attack!

― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 02:16 (seventeen years ago)

Attack Attack! is waardeloos.

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 02:18 (seventeen years ago)

cheesy synthesizers en merkwaardige vocalen

^^ up for grabs as a username

― gabb 'bag (s1ocki), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 05:10 (seventeen years ago)

Oh god I saw an Attack!Attack! video recently. What. The. Hell. Is. That. Shit.

― I'm Rick Wakeman, bitch! (Trayce), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 06:12 (seventeen years ago)

I tried to search for them on ILX but only found massive attack and lots of Orbit whining about being stalked threads.

― I'm Rick Wakeman, bitch! (Trayce), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 06:13 (seventeen years ago)

behold

A new dawn in terror- Brokencyde are surpassed by Attack Attack!'s "Stick Stickly" and the emergence of CRABCORE

― task force vs the brisbane punks (electricsound), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 06:24 (seventeen years ago)

crappy placeholder website thing seems to have confused musical gear and uh... raw meat

http://www.spoiledbrat.net/

― ambience chaser (S-), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 06:33 (seventeen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/8118721.stm

Gazprom + Nigerian state oil company = Nigaz

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Friday, 26 June 2009 00:05 (seventeen years ago)

amazing

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Friday, 26 June 2009 01:25 (seventeen years ago)

Nigaz 4 life

― admrl, Friday, 26 June 2009 01:37 (seventeen years ago)

(sorry, I couldn't resist)

― admrl, Friday, 26 June 2009 01:37 (seventeen years ago)

ohhhhh shit

― the funk soul custos (country matters), Friday, 26 June 2009 02:57 (seventeen years ago)

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/9499/metoyou.gif

― am0n, Friday, 26 June 2009 05:09 (seventeen years ago)

Except for the fact that Chuck said MJ might have been the greatest songwriter of the last 25 years. I don't know how you could reasonably make that claim -- putting Thriller aside, you'd have to include 1) the disco songs from Off the Wall (good, not the the greatest "songs"), 2) Bad, which I always found to be his first garish record, 3) anything after.
That's not to say he didn't write song really great songs -- but this is the kind of hyperbole everyone seems to be getting sucked up into.

― Naive Teen Idol, Friday, June 26, 2009 7:00 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

actual non-joking suggest ban.

what jim said - i've never owned off the wall either, weirdly - i guess i didn't think i needed it b/c its songs were so ubiquitous already
― lex pretend, Friday, June 26, 2009 8:15 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the thing is ... theyre not all that ubiquitous! how often do u hear 'get on the floor'?? buy that album lex.

He's got maybe 10 great songs he can claim sole credit for and even that's being generous to include the stuff from over 25 years ago (Billie Jean of course, Beat It, Don't Stop Til You Get Enough, etc.)
Those songs are great, but the King of Pop hyperbole is such blatant PR nonsense it's always irritated me how eagerly that stuff got parroted and uncritically accepted as the gospel truth

― And the biggest self of self is, indeed, self (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, June 26, 2009 11:20 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Actual suggest ban.

Not to knock MJ, but I think the "right place right time" thing is as much a factor in his popularity as his actual talent.
― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, June 26, 2009 1:00 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

shut the fuck up!!! actual suggest ban

― zzz (deej), Friday, June 26, 2009 6:15 PM Bookmark

― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 26 June 2009 18:31 (seventeen years ago)

lol @ "actual suggest ban"

― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 26 June 2009 18:32 (seventeen years ago)

and "actual non-joking suggest ban"

― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 26 June 2009 18:32 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsHkGfHmoFE

― am0n, Saturday, 27 June 2009 16:56 (seventeen years ago)

kt111322
August 23, 2007

Persian music IRAN BTW .. IM ARAB & I LIKE IRANI PPL ... (: PEACE.... FREE PALESTINE
Persian music IRAN
BTW .. IM ARAB & I LIKE IRANI PPL ... (:
PEACE....
FREE PALESTINE

Category: Comedy

― am0n, Saturday, 27 June 2009 16:59 (seventeen years ago)

lil jackass

http://www.absolutjackass.net/images/kid2.jpg

― am0n, Saturday, 27 June 2009 19:21 (seventeen years ago)

R KELLY

http://i41.tinypic.com/fjeyyx.jpg

― Karl Malone, Saturday, 27 June 2009 19:31 (seventeen years ago)

lol what's up with his dick

― cutty, Saturday, 27 June 2009 19:33 (seventeen years ago)

and asymmetric abdominal cleave

― *song-Whose got the herbs by 311* (iiiijjjj), Saturday, 27 June 2009 21:08 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc6yS4IL0-4

― happy to be asked to do anything these days (latebloomer), Sunday, 28 June 2009 03:55 (seventeen years ago)

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g318/Joe_Dynamo/sloth1.jpg

― wacky out of context phrase is the worst look (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 June 2009 04:28 (seventeen years ago)

Niiiiice

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Monday, 29 June 2009 04:30 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.bmj.com/cgi/content/abstract/327/7429/1459

this was an assigned reading, btw, i shit you not

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 18:14 (seventeen years ago)

I love articles like that! I fail to see the gynecological applications though

― Dan I., Wednesday, 1 July 2009 19:53 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSYgikHRt3U

― Mariela Ure (jeff), Thursday, 2 July 2009 22:06 (seventeen years ago)

he pinch me

― The Macallan 18 Year, Friday, 3 July 2009 03:05 (seventeen years ago)

lol just watched he pinch me

― cutty, Monday, 6 July 2009 02:12 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PHnRIn74Ag

― am0n, Monday, 6 July 2009 18:19 (seventeen years ago)

fake

― Insane Clown Ventures, LLC (iiiijjjj), Monday, 6 July 2009 18:25 (seventeen years ago)

i've seen some babies in my time

― an average room of dentists (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 July 2009 18:31 (seventeen years ago)

I've seen some episodes of Ally McBeal in my time.

― bad crack (Eric H.), Monday, 6 July 2009 19:08 (seventeen years ago)

Oh no wait, I haven't.

― bad crack (Eric H.), Monday, 6 July 2009 19:08 (seventeen years ago)

fatdudefoshizzle (1 minute ago)
its not real, done by computer

JFuggel (2 minutes ago)
haha its not real babies its all a computer.

Partypplz101 (2 minutes ago)
i think its animated!!!!!

― am0n, Monday, 6 July 2009 20:31 (seventeen years ago)

LOL

― some american borad (ENBB), Monday, 6 July 2009 20:34 (seventeen years ago)

http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww179/wonkybiff/gifs/35a4vaf.gif

― The Sorrows of Young Jeezy (jim), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 02:35 (seventeen years ago)

've seen some episodes of Ally McBeal in my time.

― bad crack (Eric H.), Monday, July 6, 2009 7:08 PM (Yesterday)

shit man, i'd almost forgotten about all of that :(

― ian, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 04:09 (seventeen years ago)

I've heard some versions of "Rapper's Delight" in my time.

― bENBBag (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 05:13 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdX_OBUeHb4&feature=player_embedded

― 9 1/2 weeks pass... (latebloomer), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 05:00 (seventeen years ago)

I've seen some episodes of Ally McBeal in my time.

― bad crack (Eric H.), Monday, July 6, 2009 3:08 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Oh no wait, I haven't.

― bad crack (Eric H.), Monday, July 6, 2009 3:08 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

suave

― Michael tapeworm much talent for the future (s1ocki), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 13:59 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/07/07/strongvagina/

― cutty, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 16:49 (seventeen years ago)

this is just so weird. but especially the slide at :30

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLrElMOuaOY

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 17:56 (seventeen years ago)

"i'll take that beer"

― bentley cadence (gbx), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 18:11 (seventeen years ago)

i thought she'd chug the beer or something.

― cutty, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 18:17 (seventeen years ago)

That could also belong on the wtf thread.

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 18:23 (seventeen years ago)

http://imgur.com/CQX4h.jpg

― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 18:51 (seventeen years ago)

wtf wgn

― Why? I forget what biologists have suggested. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 19:14 (seventeen years ago)

AWEZOME

― ian, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 21:12 (seventeen years ago)

Eat shit, Laika

― timelord of the internet (Z S), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

http://tatatataa.cn/

― Why? I forget what biologists have suggested. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 July 2009 04:09 (seventeen years ago)

lol

― am0n, Thursday, 9 July 2009 04:32 (seventeen years ago)

is that going to blow up my computer u_u

― the "holy..." bimble (k3vin k.), Thursday, 9 July 2009 04:32 (seventeen years ago)

i think that might be al chalk http://www.alchalk.com/

― am0n, Thursday, 9 July 2009 04:39 (seventeen years ago)

FIIINDER!
FONTBOOK!
GRAB!
SCREEN!
SELECTION!
TIMED IMAGE!
SELECT SCREEN!

― Why? I forget what biologists have suggested. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 July 2009 05:09 (seventeen years ago)

REVERT TO SAVED!
SHOW PROPERTIES!
PAGE SETUP!
PRINT!
EEEEDDDDIIITTT!

― Why? I forget what biologists have suggested. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 July 2009 05:09 (seventeen years ago)

JUMP TO SELECTION needs sampling

― Why? I forget what biologists have suggested. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 July 2009 05:10 (seventeen years ago)

i don't get it.

― nice babies finnish blast (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 9 July 2009 05:29 (seventeen years ago)

is this like some IRL xkcd shit?

― nice babies finnish blast (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 9 July 2009 05:29 (seventeen years ago)

CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJh7EN8vB48

― am0n, Thursday, 9 July 2009 18:18 (seventeen years ago)

Yes! I love that one.

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 July 2009 18:19 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.rathergood.com/bite

― nice babies finnish blast (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 9 July 2009 19:32 (seventeen years ago)

wowowow

― A. Roddick City (jaxon), Thursday, 9 July 2009 21:56 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs_49jFLXBg

― A. Roddick City (jaxon), Thursday, 9 July 2009 21:56 (seventeen years ago)

Oh God WW that video. I love GR.

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 July 2009 22:02 (seventeen years ago)

I've had the he bite me in my vagina tune stuck in my head all afternoon!

― Dan I., Thursday, 9 July 2009 23:48 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqAypbgaUKM

― enbba champions (omar little), Friday, 10 July 2009 00:55 (seventeen years ago)

"you're making an ass of yourself for all eternity".

― The Sorrows of Young Jeezy (jim), Friday, 10 July 2009 01:08 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtCtZ5x9EJI

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 10 July 2009 01:28 (seventeen years ago)

WKIW all of them tbh.

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 10 July 2009 01:29 (seventeen years ago)

for all of eternity

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 10 July 2009 01:33 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jakiqCPKyFU

― am0n, Friday, 10 July 2009 02:59 (seventeen years ago)

http://imgur.com/h6X31.jpg

― bentley cadence (gbx), Friday, 10 July 2009 03:01 (seventeen years ago)

<3 <3 crying on a live stream on justin.tv <3 <3

― am0n, Friday, 10 July 2009 03:02 (seventeen years ago)

Cut yourself off, son.

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 10 July 2009 03:05 (seventeen years ago)

love that dad is so on point

― Why? I forget what biologists have suggested. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 July 2009 04:32 (seventeen years ago)

for lol of eternity

― her soul a-wrecked-'em (latebloomer), Friday, 10 July 2009 04:38 (seventeen years ago)

didn't we already do this in another thread? Maybe even this one?

― a pato butter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 10 July 2009 05:24 (seventeen years ago)

ah who cares it's funny, memories are short, and so is life

― her soul a-wrecked-'em (latebloomer), Friday, 10 July 2009 05:31 (seventeen years ago)

my knowledge of every single previous and even recent ilx post is sadly limited

― enbba champions (omar little), Friday, 10 July 2009 05:55 (seventeen years ago)

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― Garri$on Kilo (Hurting 2), Friday, 10 July 2009 06:41 (seventeen years ago)

i didn't know he was (fake?) crying because of sports.

it somehow makes it less sad than what I thought was just poor dad finding out his son is an unhinged weirdo chris crocker fame whore lunatic.

― #lottagoodnook (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 10 July 2009 06:55 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrfCixsd2N8

― A. Roddick City (jaxon), Monday, 13 July 2009 18:41 (seventeen years ago)

ha. and old favorite:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDIi0dzmvpE

― cutty, Monday, 13 July 2009 18:48 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13A3rLQtqbs

― Mariela Ure (jeff), Monday, 13 July 2009 20:08 (seventeen years ago)

thanks, cankles

― gr80 gaga (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 13 July 2009 20:11 (seventeen years ago)

oh wow the suggest ban text is blue now

― Mariela Ure (jeff), Monday, 13 July 2009 20:13 (seventeen years ago)

the sharks kid dad would make a good mod for ILX IMO.

― mazeltov cocktail (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, 13 July 2009 21:35 (seventeen years ago)

ok i could be wrong but i think the wwf band's guitarist and bassist were adrian belew and jane wiedlin???

― guitar hero sparklehorse (nickalicious), Monday, 13 July 2009 22:08 (seventeen years ago)

I think meatloaf is in that video too!!

― ENBB, Monday, 13 July 2009 22:09 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Psfn6iOfS8

― Then, it dawned on me: "I HAVE BEEN PLAYED!" (omar little), Monday, 13 July 2009 23:45 (seventeen years ago)

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/07/13/us/13palin.xlarge1.jpg

― i know u in heaven i hope 2 c u next year (am0n), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 00:29 (seventeen years ago)

puke

― ian, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 00:31 (seventeen years ago)

child is getting sharpie poisoning for your sins

― Why? I forget what biologists have suggested. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 01:16 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/167663907_9ed66a330a.jpg

― A. Roddick City (jaxon), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 01:31 (seventeen years ago)

Trig?

― Why? I forget what biologists have suggested. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 01:57 (seventeen years ago)

that's a ballpoint pen

― rubberband canks (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 02:01 (seventeen years ago)

that's a pencil

― canks: for the memories (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 03:52 (seventeen years ago)

http://imgur.com/mCUfG.jpg

― A. Roddick City (jaxon), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 03:57 (seventeen years ago)

open faced question

― Why? I forget what biologists have suggested. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 11:17 (seventeen years ago)

lol

― cutty, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 14:07 (seventeen years ago)

need to get retz on ilx

― Mariela Ure (jeff), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 15:29 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NchkhIo16aY

― kiddie rabies: attacked by brats (latebloomer), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 16:53 (seventeen years ago)

Monday, July 13, 2009 4:46 PM I Love Everything User jews did ✈ ▌▌ (cankles) has been Yellow Carded

Unless you want to get banned, take the anti-Semetic bullshit out of your username.

― i know u in heaven i hope 2 c u next year (am0n), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 18:53 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mm6ycEz2A8

― am0n, Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:35 (seventeen years ago)

that's more awesome than LOL, guy

― soul ▌▌soul (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:37 (seventeen years ago)

Was on an ILM JD thread recently. It's awesome and LOL at the same time. I mean, how did this even happen?

― best boos te kijken (ENBB), Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:43 (seventeen years ago)

stfu, guy (xp)

― am0n, Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:43 (seventeen years ago)

joy division is popular band in england, i don't see what's LOL, although i do think it is awesom

― soul ▌▌soul (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:45 (seventeen years ago)

Hey guys, here's another knee-slapper:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIBEZYQAPEE

― http://i28.tinypic.com/4ux79e.gif (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 16 July 2009 20:57 (seventeen years ago)

i cannot suggest ban whiney enough #1000timesobtuse

JD clip is LOL cause it sounds RETARDED

― Mariela Ure (jeff), Thursday, 16 July 2009 21:05 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6KGZ4UQjgc&feature=player_embedded

― riffed on by internet john krasinskis (circa1916), Friday, 17 July 2009 00:15 (seventeen years ago)

church of john loltrane

― ⇑⇑⇓⇓⇐⇒⇐⇒ΛΒΒΛŠΤΛΓΤ (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 July 2009 02:07 (seventeen years ago)

what a disaster for the sober

― sir-mounter (Eric H.), Friday, 17 July 2009 03:42 (seventeen years ago)

Oh wait a minute, let me check my notes ...

― sir-mounter (Eric H.), Friday, 17 July 2009 03:43 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.peopleinpizzaslicecostumesbecomingpizzas.com

― spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch (jaxon), Saturday, 18 July 2009 01:42 (seventeen years ago)

ok i died when i clicked through and the baby appeared

i am a big fan of that particular baby dressed as a pizza

― dont blaze me dro (roxymuzak), Saturday, 18 July 2009 01:56 (seventeen years ago)

Someone sent this to me a while ago but I don't think it's been posted here yet . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXWEM4gZhg4&feature=channel_page

― (sorry for boob) (ENBB), Saturday, 18 July 2009 05:07 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5jgYOdfly0

― cozwn, Saturday, 18 July 2009 09:49 (seventeen years ago)

been removed due to violation. all i saw was an ass

― spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch (jaxon), Saturday, 18 July 2009 17:34 (seventeen years ago)

http://blogs.epicindia.com/leapinthedark/Tear%20This%20World%20Up%20Cover.jpg

― ∑(∂u∂e) (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 19 July 2009 19:49 (seventeen years ago)

dope album btw

― ∑(∂u∂e) (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 19 July 2009 19:50 (seventeen years ago)

http://multi-medium.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/burp_by_humandescent.jpg

― "he said...all things passantino the night" (omar little), Wednesday, 22 July 2009 23:12 (seventeen years ago)

i would tell you that i don't know Subway's menu very well because i prefer Q**zn*'s, but we don't want to head down that road, do we

― 1 drWN 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 (Whiney G. Weingarten) (some dude), Friday, May 29, 2009 3:01 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^^ A WITCH ^^^^

― Obama seems to have the views of a 21-year-old Hispanic girl (HI DERE), Friday, May 29, 2009 3:02 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

BURN HIM

― Mr. Que, Friday, May 29, 2009 3:04 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

TOAST HIM

― Miracle Powder! (jeff), Friday, May 29, 2009 3:05 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Dan I., Thursday, 23 July 2009 01:12 (seventeen years ago)

amazing

― katherine NAGL (s1ocki), Thursday, 23 July 2009 02:09 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmdnA2LbRo0

― sir-mounter (Eric H.), Saturday, 25 July 2009 16:18 (seventeen years ago)

Oops, I meant this one ... and not exactly LOL but more o_0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeoT66v4EHg

― sir-mounter (Eric H.), Saturday, 25 July 2009 16:18 (seventeen years ago)

haha i love his friends/audience

― dont blaze me dro (roxymuzak), Saturday, 25 July 2009 19:24 (seventeen years ago)

this is like the hipster version of this fratboy foto

http://11.media.tumblr.com/JA9uqFZAPp432qgsRajeBXEYo1_500.jpg

http://sparklingwhine.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/popped-collar-3.jpg

― jaxon, Sunday, 26 July 2009 22:27 (seventeen years ago)

he also kinda looks like teen wolf

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2008/01/teen-wolf.jpg

― jaxon, Sunday, 26 July 2009 22:28 (seventeen years ago)

something about the colors in that top "hipster" pic is very calming to me

― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Sunday, 26 July 2009 22:30 (seventeen years ago)

it's comforting in that cousin it/alice in chains way

― EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK THERE'S SOME DIFFERENT SHIT POPPIN OFF (latebloomer), Sunday, 26 July 2009 23:55 (seventeen years ago)

the colors. the colors.

― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Sunday, 26 July 2009 23:56 (seventeen years ago)

LOL at the hipster to teen wolf comparison.

― ENBostonBuns (ENBB), Monday, 27 July 2009 00:04 (seventeen years ago)

I for one support the psychedelic plaid vagina look

― crutal truth (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 27 July 2009 00:19 (seventeen years ago)

posts very much in character^^^^

― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Monday, 27 July 2009 00:24 (seventeen years ago)

Last night at bar. Ordering from fairly good looking bartender.

Bartender: you want it up or on the rocks?
Me: whatever's less faggy
Steve shasta: is that, uh, acceptable language?
Me: tevs.
Steve shasta: try saying that with my dick in your mouth!
Me: uh oh, suppose I made my boyfriend mad.
Bartender: oh, just buy him a few more drinks and he'll forget all about it.

― jaxon, Monday, 27 July 2009 01:09 (seventeen years ago)

The funniest part of that is jaxon admitting he says "tevs" in real life

― blogga drownt sanga (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 27 July 2009 01:13 (seventeen years ago)

Tevs

― jaxon, Monday, 27 July 2009 01:38 (seventeen years ago)

what the fuck is that

― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Monday, 27 July 2009 01:39 (seventeen years ago)

http://store.bootsnall.com/product_images/teva-hurricane.jpg

― tehresa, Monday, 27 July 2009 01:40 (seventeen years ago)

Let's hurry up and make this a meme, so can use "tevs campbell" as my display name

― blogga drownt sanga (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 27 July 2009 02:49 (seventeen years ago)

lolol, i almost just made my display name that ^

― jaxon, Monday, 27 July 2009 05:23 (seventeen years ago)

is that a tevin campbell or neve campbell joke

― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Monday, 27 July 2009 05:24 (seventeen years ago)

they should totally have a kid named tevs and let whiney raise it

― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 July 2009 05:44 (seventeen years ago)

party of 5 dollar footlongs

― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Monday, 27 July 2009 05:47 (seventeen years ago)

― blogga drownt sanga (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 27 July 2009 06:21 (seventeen years ago)

jennifer lol hewitt

― EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK THERE'S SOME DIFFERENT SHIT POPPIN OFF (latebloomer), Monday, 27 July 2009 14:47 (seventeen years ago)

quite possibly a perfectly formed joke

― jaxon, Monday, 27 July 2009 15:34 (seventeen years ago)

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs196.snc1/6613_1087378229502_1377835524_30206034_7317003_n.jpg

― generic xanax order cialis buy viagra cheap tramadol (Dr. Phil), Thursday, 30 July 2009 22:41 (seventeen years ago)

O_O

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vC_zK16sosw&eurl=http://www.tumblr.com/dashboard/4/152456068&feature=player_embedded

― ENBB, Thursday, 30 July 2009 23:50 (seventeen years ago)

lol!

― blobfish russian (harbl), Thursday, 30 July 2009 23:54 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha

― Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Friday, 31 July 2009 02:57 (seventeen years ago)

a young cankles

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 31 July 2009 02:59 (seventeen years ago)

oh shit that is fucked up

― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 31 July 2009 10:03 (seventeen years ago)

cowardly people are disgusting savages imo

― cutty, Friday, 31 July 2009 11:32 (seventeen years ago)

lol

― sleep, Friday, 31 July 2009 11:47 (seventeen years ago)

amazing

― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Friday, 31 July 2009 14:01 (seventeen years ago)

omg

― numxhuxks (latebloomer), Friday, 31 July 2009 18:00 (seventeen years ago)

I have watched this like 5 times today. It just takes it to a whole new level when the camera pans to the asian kid who answers properly.

― ENBB, Friday, 31 July 2009 23:11 (seventeen years ago)

"noooo, not CHINESE!!!"

― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Friday, 31 July 2009 23:28 (seventeen years ago)

damn gurl

― straight 4 the juggular (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 1 August 2009 00:00 (seventeen years ago)

Tags:
racist yellow asian stupid game show answers dumb idiots family fortunes newlywed price is right racism fail naruto bleach dragon ball anime bigot Asian japan Japanese Chinese Korea china south north Korean park wheel of fortune ignorant bad answer choice

― straight 4 the juggular (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 1 August 2009 00:05 (seventeen years ago)

new display name ahoy

― Korean park wheel of ignorant bad answer choice (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 1 August 2009 00:06 (seventeen years ago)

naruto????

― blobfish russian (harbl), Saturday, 1 August 2009 00:08 (seventeen years ago)

rirruto??

― blobfish russian (harbl), Saturday, 1 August 2009 00:08 (seventeen years ago)

naruto!??!?!

― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Saturday, 1 August 2009 00:46 (seventeen years ago)

http://musashi.nyaatorrents.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/nyoron.gif

― galumphing lummox (bug), Saturday, 1 August 2009 12:00 (seventeen years ago)

Holy fucking shit @ that youtube.

― f1f0 (Pashmina), Saturday, 1 August 2009 12:48 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YirEI7pPGzg&feature=player_embedded

― Fela Cruti (latebloomer), Sunday, 2 August 2009 07:14 (seventeen years ago)

― jaxon, Sunday, 2 August 2009 07:42 (seventeen years ago)

looking forward to the in utero Snetus (tm)

― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 2 August 2009 17:53 (seventeen years ago)

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs169.snc1/6332_125045073784_538643784_2296564_8279679_n.jpg

― cutty, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 02:11 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNaCgXChvlw

― （　˙_ゝ˙） (Dr. Phil), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 06:28 (seventeen years ago)

the death of autotune

― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 06:58 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lmy9R_WtPbg

― jaxon, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 07:12 (seventeen years ago)

based on the unsolicited testimony of Lenny F, i trust this man

― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 14:01 (seventeen years ago)

not tired of these yet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAfQhQJOquA

― cutty, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 14:21 (seventeen years ago)

o boy new one!

― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 14:33 (seventeen years ago)

i was about to post "this may be the best yet, even though there's no angry gorilla" when sure enough, if only for a moment, he pops up. Oh how I love the angry gorilla.

― dan selzer, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 16:17 (seventeen years ago)

Who's the new guy, ah wonder?

― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 16:45 (seventeen years ago)

http://cache.g4tv.com/rimg_606x0/ImageDb3/168070_l/Created-by-Blake-W.jpg

― omar little, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 22:40 (seventeen years ago)

http://cache.g4tv.com/rimg_606x0/ImageDb3/168068_l/Created-by-Natasha-S.jpg

― omar little, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 22:40 (seventeen years ago)

needs paedobar, but lol

― Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 22:57 (seventeen years ago)

http://asheville.craigslist.org/rnr/1306022979.html

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― latebloomer, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 23:29 (seventeen years ago)

more o_O than lols

― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 23:42 (seventeen years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_12V5JXriYKk/Sney9HlO5DI/AAAAAAAADG4/gVk2puhxrxA/s1600-h/funny+dance.jpg

― badg, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 04:17 (seventeen years ago)

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/3882/funnydance.jpg

― badg, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 04:19 (seventeen years ago)

funny+dance

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 04:38 (seventeen years ago)

I thought that was a picture of Andrei Arshevin or whatever his name is for a second.

― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 14:03 (seventeen years ago)

lol eric wareheim:

http://vimeo.com/5936810

almost NSFW, DWYW (depends where you work)

― cutty, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 16:31 (seventeen years ago)

daggering 4 hipsters

― （　´_ゝ˙） (Dr. Phil), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 16:43 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/08/07/man_blames_cat/

― （　´_ゝ˙） (Dr. Phil), Saturday, 8 August 2009 00:13 (seventeen years ago)

cat plays man off to jail

― （　´_ゝ˙） (Dr. Phil), Saturday, 8 August 2009 00:15 (seventeen years ago)

the new "dog ate my homework"

― latebloomer, Saturday, 8 August 2009 02:56 (seventeen years ago)

haw @ u 2

― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Saturday, 8 August 2009 23:27 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vzpxv1LYRs&feature=player_embedded

― if i have a child i will name it satan (latebloomer), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 05:27 (seventeen years ago)

kinda lol but mostly lol

― if i have a child i will name it satan (latebloomer), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 05:29 (seventeen years ago)

hello my future flamers

― "I'm smiling. Because that's what i do. I'm always smiling." (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 05:35 (seventeen years ago)

they should totally shut down the site and blame the kid and god.

― "I'm smiling. Because that's what i do. I'm always smiling." (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 05:36 (seventeen years ago)

horrible racist nazzy site

― （　´_ゝ˙） (Dr. Phil), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 17:12 (seventeen years ago)

stop it...ok?

― permanent response lopp (harbl), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 17:22 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de3WWGCK4N0

― （　´_ゝ˙） (Dr. Phil), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 22:10 (seventeen years ago)

http://abclocal.go.com/wtvg/story?section=news/local&id=6941819

― omar little, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 22:22 (seventeen years ago)

― （　´_ゝ˙） (Dr. Phil), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 22:23 (seventeen years ago)

that's like a real life 'he's breakin mah butt'

― jaxon, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 22:31 (seventeen years ago)

highSTAIRikal

― "I'm smiling. Because that's what i do. I'm always smiling." (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 22:52 (seventeen years ago)

"You done?"
"No, I'm gonna keep doing it."

― "I'm smiling. Because that's what i do. I'm always smiling." (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 22:59 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CWJgT5NTWg

― （　´_ゝ˙） (Dr. Phil), Friday, 14 August 2009 15:24 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5C2gihnEkE

― （　´_ゝ˙） (Dr. Phil), Friday, 14 August 2009 17:41 (seventeen years ago)

"this is what the bear looked like... except real"

― BOO LIAR BEN KONOP BOO BAD BOO BEN KONOP BOO (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 August 2009 18:32 (seventeen years ago)

lol @ :39

― sleep, Saturday, 15 August 2009 03:18 (seventeen years ago)

giggling like a schoolgirl here

― if i have a child i will name it satan (latebloomer), Saturday, 15 August 2009 04:49 (seventeen years ago)

lol @ 1:09

― moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 15 August 2009 05:05 (seventeen years ago)

local news needs more "ursine interest" pieces imo

― if i have a child i will name it satan (latebloomer), Saturday, 15 August 2009 05:25 (seventeen years ago)

altogether I had a pretty good week of lols and for the aake of freak I would like to offer the following:

Eric Kleefeld

Thank you and my apologies in advance for any confusion

― El Tomboto, Saturday, 15 August 2009 06:34 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGgc2YYSTvE
Fact that he's Floridian kind of explains a lot to me.

― BOO LIAR BEN KONOP BOO BAD BOO BEN KONOP BOO (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 August 2009 21:10 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk6WX3Phg3I

― BOO LIAR BEN KONOP BOO BAD BOO BEN KONOP BOO (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 August 2009 21:18 (seventeen years ago)

have we had this conversation: why do furries even exist?

I mean, like sexual fetishes like S&M or feet or whatever have existed for time immemorial, but ppl weren't dressing up like ocelots and shit back in the renaissance.

― I'm in Miami Subs (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 15 August 2009 21:42 (seventeen years ago)

dude, just cos you don't see that shit at your fave renaissance faire doesn't mean it didn't happen. maybe it means you should go to more adventurous renaissance faires.

― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 15 August 2009 21:45 (seventeen years ago)

owned.

― in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Saturday, 15 August 2009 22:04 (seventeen years ago)

wau @ joshu2ber's comedy show

― if i have a child i will name it satan (latebloomer), Saturday, 15 August 2009 22:05 (seventeen years ago)

fly amirites

― if i have a child i will name it satan (latebloomer), Saturday, 15 August 2009 22:06 (seventeen years ago)

"I know I have some talent, but i need to know how talented am i" = 1/3 of ILX posts, mine included

― BOO LIAR BEN KONOP BOO BAD BOO BEN KONOP BOO (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 August 2009 22:12 (seventeen years ago)

josh2uber wearing arsenal shirt josh2uber invalidated

― cozwn, Saturday, 15 August 2009 22:14 (seventeen years ago)

http://furry.wikia.com/wiki/History

"1982 saw the release of four all ages furry films - The Secret Of NIMH, The Flight Of Dragons, The Last Unicorn and The Plague Dogs."
^wrong on so many levels.

But to answer yer question whiney: http://furry.wikia.com/wiki/ConFurence_Zero

― BOO LIAR BEN KONOP BOO BAD BOO BEN KONOP BOO (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 August 2009 22:15 (seventeen years ago)

whiney's a secret furry don't even

― cozwn, Saturday, 15 August 2009 22:17 (seventeen years ago)

you don't think the Romulus and Remus raised by a wolf thing has no furry connotations?

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Saturday, 15 August 2009 22:45 (seventeen years ago)

they were raised by a wolf not rubbing one out in a Doubletree lobby by a wolf

― Gnip Konop (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 15 August 2009 22:46 (seventeen years ago)

so thats what goes on

― in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Saturday, 15 August 2009 22:47 (seventeen years ago)

This is apparantly the "Rocky Horror of furry fandom." I was of the right age to see this on VHS, but I guess I never did...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2Zs3607vQs

― Gnip Konop (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 15 August 2009 22:49 (seventeen years ago)

Read that as "Analympics" :(

― sir-mounter (Eric H.), Saturday, 15 August 2009 22:51 (seventeen years ago)

i think most people looking for analympics and finding that would be seriously disappointed.

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Saturday, 15 August 2009 22:52 (seventeen years ago)

but the thirty people who weren't went off and each made furry conventions. It's the Velvet Undergrowl of the movement.

― BOO LIAR BEN KONOP BOO BAD BOO BEN KONOP BOO (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 August 2009 22:54 (seventeen years ago)

why would you say "growl" there

what a horribly formed "joke"!

i didnt even have to look at your name below that to know it was you, dude

― in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:11 (seventeen years ago)

A growl is a noise that an animal would make.
The Velvet Underground is a popular band whose initial album offering was
generally neglected except by a small group of people who went on to be tremendously influential.
The blending of GROund and GROwl is a delicious PUN, do u C?
I will make an effort to explain these things in greater detail for you in the future.

― what a horribly formed "joke"! (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:26 (seventeen years ago)

ok but the pun is still supposed to make sense even if you dont parse the wordplay

yours is retarded

there is no "THE velvet undergrowl" of the blah blah blah

you could have just said "velvet undergrowl"

though you probably should have said nothing cause, as i previously stated, its a retarded joke anyway

― in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:29 (seventeen years ago)

http://gretachristina.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341bf68b53ef010536ef3e64970b-800wi

― what a horribly formed "joke"! (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:30 (seventeen years ago)

i mean, you could have just said velvet underground. at least then it might have functioned as a joke

― in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:30 (seventeen years ago)

your image is blunked tbh

― in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:30 (seventeen years ago)

1. blunk 29 up, 15 down love it hate it

To be blazed and drunk
Last night I got so blunk I don't even know what went down wit that crazy japanese chik

― what a horribly formed "joke"! (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:31 (seventeen years ago)

I am glad u r feeling my mad blunk style roxy

― what a horribly formed "joke"! (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:31 (seventeen years ago)

if something called "velvet undergrowl" existed, then obviously IT ITSELF would be the "velvet undergrowl" of the furry world

i cant believe im explaining this but dude you have been less funny than the least funny periods of custos and KBP combined lately, its fuckin frustrating to watch

― in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:32 (seventeen years ago)

uh huh. uh huh. Go on?

― what a horribly formed "joke"! (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:32 (seventeen years ago)

y'all SBed ethan, dom, cank et al, and just let this guy roam free

fuck ilx

― in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:33 (seventeen years ago)

roxy, i'm here for a hug if you need it.

― what a horribly formed "joke"! (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:34 (seventeen years ago)

youd probably call the hug a mug and then explain that that's a successful pun because we have faces and faces are sometimes called mugs

― in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:35 (seventeen years ago)

would that be funny? work with me here; i'm trying to learn.

― what a horribly formed "joke"! (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:36 (seventeen years ago)

forks should be posting to elmo's penis thread with that username.

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:36 (seventeen years ago)

<3 forks

― estela, Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:39 (seventeen years ago)

haha i like seeing forks posts followed by that

― in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:40 (seventeen years ago)

I consider that fair payment for the lolz i am getting for "if something called 'velvet undergrowl' existed, then obviously IT ITSELF would be the 'velvet undergrowl' of the furry world"
pleasure doin bidness witcha

― what a horribly formed "joke"! (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:45 (seventeen years ago)

i mean honestly forks

― in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Saturday, 15 August 2009 23:46 (seventeen years ago)

... I love you?

(ps 4 roxy: in 1974, Olivia Newton John released a popular song called 'I Honestly Love You' which went to #1 on the pop charts pretty much internationally. my comment here is meant to reference both that piece of pop trivia, but also to run counter to your aggression by showing my flippancy in response that I might perhaps misinterpret your statement as the start of a declaration of affection. it is not meant to be funny, so much as it is meant to be dadaist and emblematic of the coarse and clipped method in which people speak on message boards such as this one. Let me know if you need links.)

― what a horribly formed "joke"! (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 16 August 2009 00:02 (seventeen years ago)

get a room...

at the furry convention

― Kerm, Sunday, 16 August 2009 00:15 (seventeen years ago)

yeah that ones hilarious now that you've given sarcastic footnotes

we're all dying

― in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Sunday, 16 August 2009 00:18 (seventeen years ago)

http://image61.webshots.com/161/7/69/93/418176993GryVFy_ph.jpg

― Gnip Konop (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 16 August 2009 00:26 (seventeen years ago)

animalympics is v good btw

― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 16 August 2009 05:36 (seventeen years ago)

Would love to go to the furry convention with Whiney and write a book about it. Destiny awaits!

― what a horribly formed "joke"! (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 16 August 2009 06:10 (seventeen years ago)

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/9021/cateyes.jpg

― iiiijjjj, Sunday, 16 August 2009 15:47 (seventeen years ago)

thank you for rescuing this thread.

― Fetchboy, Sunday, 16 August 2009 15:54 (seventeen years ago)

http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm170/wired_247/5fr85.gif

― （　´_ゝ˙） (Dr. Phil), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 01:22 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVwQwAqKJE4

― (*ﾟーﾟ)θ L(。･＿･)　　　°~ヾ(･ε･ *) (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 06:27 (seventeen years ago)

you grew your hair out, steve

― Mariela Ure (jeff), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 06:34 (seventeen years ago)

>>>>!!!TITTAY!!!<<<<

― sample rants or ?BURNS?. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 14:26 (seventeen years ago)

amazing

― 'steen suicide (don't drive it) (s1ocki), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 14:35 (seventeen years ago)

what an adorable little lecher

― i have the new brutal truth if you want it (latebloomer), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 16:06 (seventeen years ago)

really worried by the first few seconds

― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 16:34 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyYhdY-A_Hs

― cheddar burress (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 20 August 2009 23:36 (seventeen years ago)

did this ever get posted on noize brd:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8MXij4D7Ls

― ian, Friday, 21 August 2009 01:16 (seventeen years ago)

― i have the new brutal truth if you want it (latebloomer), Friday, 21 August 2009 03:03 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KzEBFYAbzY

― i have the new brutal truth if you want it (latebloomer), Friday, 21 August 2009 03:03 (seventeen years ago)

lmao @ winkers™

― （　´_ゝ˙） (Dr. Phil), Friday, 21 August 2009 03:11 (seventeen years ago)

the gary busey cavedwellers thing never fails to make me lol. Where did that come from?

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Friday, 21 August 2009 03:12 (seventeen years ago)

i hate testimonial/diary youtube users but Pruane2Forever kinda rules

― （　´_ゝ˙） (Dr. Phil), Friday, 21 August 2009 03:13 (seventeen years ago)

Where did that come from?

i think its a scene from 'the gate' http://unnamable.ytmnd.com/

― （　´_ゝ˙） (Dr. Phil), Friday, 21 August 2009 03:20 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTSdUOC8Kac

hotboi658 (9 hours ago) 0 Reply
thats the guy from Sinfeild

― dmr, Saturday, 22 August 2009 04:19 (seventeen years ago)

that is so arousing

― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Saturday, 22 August 2009 11:09 (seventeen years ago)

dude can't stop jerking his head around
all i can think about is how wasteful the packaging is

― sample rants or ?BURNS?. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 22 August 2009 17:46 (seventeen years ago)

http://twitter.com/theMandyMoore/status/3344949246

― （　´_ゝ˙） (Dr. Phil), Sunday, 23 August 2009 07:39 (seventeen years ago)

between this and mike watt I'm starting to think that mandy moore is probably awesome irl

― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Sunday, 23 August 2009 11:39 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDAr48u3BB0

― sample rants or ?BURNS?. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 24 August 2009 04:52 (seventeen years ago)

I don't think it would be unbearably effin' preachy to acknowledge the existence of apartheid in a film that starts in apartheid-era south africa

― da croupier, Sunday, August 23, 2009 10:33 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

if acknowledging apartheid would make the allegory totally ineffective then maybe they shouldn't have set the film in the country where apartheid existed. i mean if this is the case, then what the fuck do you need an allegory for, they had apartheid!

― da croupier, Monday, August 24, 2009 1:34 AM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

The thing that bothers me most about Godzilla movies is that they had to have a monster instead of just showing Japan getting nuked.

― Britain's Favourite Carp (I DIED), Monday, August 24, 2009 1:58 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― patti lmaonnaise (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 24 August 2009 06:03 (seventeen years ago)

posts edited out for maximum lollage

― patti lmaonnaise (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 24 August 2009 06:03 (seventeen years ago)

Pruane2Forever kinda rules

― （　´_ゝ˙） (Dr. Phil), Thursday, August 20, 2009 10:13 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark

― can i ox (J0rdan S.), Monday, 24 August 2009 06:47 (seventeen years ago)

The song describes Akon seeing a girl in a club that he is attracted to, and wanting to go over and meet. He repeatedly describes the person in the song as being beautiful.

― salvador dollywood (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 24 August 2009 07:03 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha

that's almost as good as

In his albums, Khaled usually provides "shoutouts" that assert his representation of "the ghetto" and urges people to listen.[7]

― can i ox (J0rdan S.), Monday, 24 August 2009 07:05 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2wViKSh_M

― iiiijjjj, Tuesday, 25 August 2009 02:19 (seventeen years ago)

hey look its the internet!

― crabRCISE (gbx), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 03:03 (seventeen years ago)

lol i didn't notice that I DIED district9 thing before

― 'steen suicide (don't drive it) (s1ocki), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 03:10 (seventeen years ago)

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did he give him a reach-around to make him go faster?

― （　´_ゝ˙） (Dr. Phil), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 03:42 (seventeen years ago)

this thread is too long now! start a new noize lols thrd plz

― Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 03:49 (seventeen years ago)

it has to come naturally. and who are you?

― cutty, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 14:34 (seventeen years ago)

his name rhymes with "jew janiel"

― fleetwood (max), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 14:35 (seventeen years ago)

oh hey there true manuel

― Miss Fitzhenry (s1ocki), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 14:45 (seventeen years ago)

new spaniel

― cutty, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 14:50 (seventeen years ago)

blue granual, of popular beat combo thermos

― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 14:57 (seventeen years ago)

what does DD think of tonetta777?

― cutty, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:00 (seventeen years ago)

This account is suspended. :''''(

― cozwn, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:04 (seventeen years ago)

dude is an american hero

― sample rants or ?BURNS?. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:05 (seventeen years ago)

he is canadian.

― cutty, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:09 (seventeen years ago)

tonetta777 makes me imagine that John Giorno and Pino d'Angio had a butt baby together and then raised it in a dark cabinet ala "A Child Called It" . . . i.e. awesome

― Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:13 (seventeen years ago)

still an american hero

― sample rants or ?BURNS?. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:21 (seventeen years ago)

cookin' with coolio:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1439117616?ie=UTF8&tag=eatmedail-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=1439117616

― cutty, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:57 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05LsRr6tv40

― cutty, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 21:02 (seventeen years ago)

cutty you've seen the coolio cookin' show rite

― am0n, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 22:18 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOB6XH-e-RA

― am0n, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 22:18 (seventeen years ago)

coolio came on to my friend in a nightclub once.

― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

a north american hero

― crutie can't fail (roxymuzak), Thursday, 27 August 2009 01:46 (seventeen years ago)

missed the "to" above, not surprised.

xpost

― MC Hamer Hall (S-), Thursday, 27 August 2009 03:02 (seventeen years ago)

cooLOLio

― sad zings of destiny (latebloomer), Thursday, 27 August 2009 04:24 (seventeen years ago)

lolz. "these are the sauce girls. titaaay"

― jaxon, Thursday, 27 August 2009 06:26 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.coldwellbankerpbr.com/agents.aspx?agentid=AD58-000899

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2589/3861853421_257c98f677_o.png

― am0n, Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:58 (seventeen years ago)

coolio show kinda meh.

― sample rants or ?BURNS?. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 August 2009 17:32 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMOm6cERZWw

― am0n, Thursday, 27 August 2009 17:35 (seventeen years ago)

bigger lolz at "drink driving" than at bad photoshop

― sample rants or ?BURNS?. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 August 2009 17:37 (seventeen years ago)

Tonetta's stuff beginning to be reseeded:
http://www.youtube.com/user/metyyra

― sample rants or ?BURNS?. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 August 2009 17:40 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3393/3407563941_4ceceb107c.jpg

― am0n, Friday, 28 August 2009 04:12 (seventeen years ago)

http://imgur.com/nw4rM.jpg

― sleep, Saturday, 29 August 2009 01:19 (seventeen years ago)

lol she jabba

― crappy, use her name (latebloomer), Saturday, 29 August 2009 03:35 (seventeen years ago)

hahah

― am0n, Saturday, 29 August 2009 04:06 (seventeen years ago)

genius, from "DJ AM found dead" thread:

mod plz fix title: DJ is found dead

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― Mariela Ure (jeff), Saturday, 29 August 2009 20:29 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlqjcN4AVvY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfwoUNwMR_E

― *⁂((✪⥎✪))⁂* (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 06:54 (seventeen years ago)

would <3 a spec vs. tonetta777 dance off.

― *⁂((✪⥎✪))⁂* (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 06:57 (seventeen years ago)

Man slaps stranger’s crying kid

By KATIE LESLIE The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

A Gwinnett County man is in custody accused of slapping a stranger’s crying toddler in a Stone Mountain Wal-Mart on Monday.

Sonya Mathews, the mother of the 2-year-old child, told police that both were walking in the aisles of the Rockbridge Road store when Roger Stephens, 61, approached and said “if you don’t shut that baby up, I will shut her up for you,” according to a police report.

A few moments later, in another aisle, Stephens grabbed the 2-year-old and slapped her across the face four or five times, according to the report.

Stephens then told Mathews, “See, I told you I would shut her up,” according to the report.

A bystander held Stephens until store security came to assist, according to a WSB-TV report.

When police arrived, Stephens said that he slapped the child and that he apologized to Mathews, according to the report.

Stephens was charged with felony cruelty to children. He had his first court appearance Tuesday and is being held at the Gwinnett County Detention Center without bond, according to the Gwinnett Police Department spokesman Cpl. David Schiralli.

The 2-year-old victim sustained slight redness to the face, according to the report. There was no video footage in the area the incident took place, according to the report.

http://www.ajc.com/multimedia/dynamic/00244/slapper_244633l.jpg

― am0n, Wednesday, 2 September 2009 21:26 (seventeen years ago)

eighty years ago, he would've been applauded as a hero

― write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 21:31 (seventeen years ago)

anyways, I hope morbs gets out of jail soon, pour one out.

― write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 21:31 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.ajc.com/multimedia/dynamic/00244/slapper_244633l.jpg “if you don’t shut that baby up, I will shut her up for you,”

http://www.ajc.com/multimedia/dynamic/00244/slapper_244633l.jpg ::SLAP::

http://www.ajc.com/multimedia/dynamic/00244/slapper_244633l.jpg “See, I told you I would shut her up,”

― am0n, Wednesday, 2 September 2009 21:35 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.ajc.com/multimedia/dynamic/00244/slapper_244633l.jpg "me at the drunken Oscar party after the lame Apatow 'film': - 'Fuckin' straightboy stoner SHIT! dhgvbghs@#!....'"

― tacos at midnight (jeff), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 21:39 (seventeen years ago)

lol

― am0n, Wednesday, 2 September 2009 21:42 (seventeen years ago)

heh

― The Great Southern Pusskill (latebloomer), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 21:43 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.ajc.com/multimedia/dynamic/00244/slapper_244633l.jpg "if you don’t shut that baby up, you *will* sequentially meet me and Brooklyn pavement."

― am0n, Wednesday, 2 September 2009 21:46 (seventeen years ago)

oldies but goodies

― crabRCISE (gbx), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 21:52 (seventeen years ago)

Man slaps stranger’s crying kid

By KATIE LESLIE The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

A Gwinnett County man is in custody accused of quickly KO'ing a chickenshit hillbilly’s crying toddler in a Stone Mountain Wal-Mart on Monday.

― tacos at midnight (jeff), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 22:23 (seventeen years ago)

no relation btw, despite common Gwinnett roots

― fo shza my tza (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 23:07 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.ajc.com/multimedia/dynamic/00244/slapper_244633l.jpgbattle of the doe-eyed, raven-haired sirens with irises like shimmering river water that i want to drown in '08

― cozwn, Wednesday, 2 September 2009 23:32 (seventeen years ago)

haha tru

― am0n, Thursday, 3 September 2009 00:31 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDOYN-6gdRE

― am0n, Thursday, 3 September 2009 01:42 (seventeen years ago)

oh t pain paws all is forgiven

― write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 September 2009 02:34 (seventeen years ago)

http://img2.pict.com/57/8a/1d/1396359/0/tnnk2.jpg

― am0n, Thursday, 3 September 2009 04:26 (seventeen years ago)

dink!

― jair (jergins), Thursday, 3 September 2009 04:34 (seventeen years ago)

goddamn best auto tune yet

― cutty, Thursday, 3 September 2009 13:56 (seventeen years ago)

i have a chart
he has a chart
i have a chart
a dragon chart

― write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 September 2009 13:57 (seventeen years ago)

How could you possibly refuse a man with a mullet
Piece of BREEAAD!

― write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 September 2009 13:58 (seventeen years ago)

someone give auto-tune the news a big bag of $$$ pls

sick mullet too

― cozwn, Thursday, 3 September 2009 14:04 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha the past 30 or so posts to this thread = maybe an all-time high for noize lol

― They are known for contracting the ugliest players, like Kuyt (country matters), Thursday, 3 September 2009 14:09 (seventeen years ago)

do you mean noize to lol ratio?

― cutty, Thursday, 3 September 2009 14:10 (seventeen years ago)

wasn't really counting the quoteposts immediately before mine, but roger stephens monologue into autotune into doglaser = guffaws

― They are known for contracting the ugliest players, like Kuyt (country matters), Thursday, 3 September 2009 14:17 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0-Sv6YnxEc

― the moreno you knowshon (omar little), Thursday, 3 September 2009 20:25 (seventeen years ago)

OK this puppy must be the most popular thing on the internet today. <3

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 3 September 2009 20:37 (seventeen years ago)

mrs jaxon just told me she saw it on tv.

― jaxon, Thursday, 3 September 2009 21:05 (seventeen years ago)

Seriously that puppy is a superstar!

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 3 September 2009 21:21 (seventeen years ago)

that vid is a cankles goldmine...

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those savages even practice foot binding on their pets

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Most of the japaneses are retarded, they like to see people and animal getting hurt or in troubles.
Thats why you have small penis, you retardeds

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That is awful. I am sorry. Help it up. Don't film it as it struggles to flip over. That is mean.

― the people vs peer gynt (goole), Thursday, 3 September 2009 21:26 (seventeen years ago)

you retardeds

― carne asada, Thursday, 3 September 2009 21:27 (seventeen years ago)

hahahsd;lfksjgg

― harbl, Thursday, 3 September 2009 21:32 (seventeen years ago)

I like the other dog in the background that's just like "fuckin' dumbass".

― Alex in SF, Thursday, 3 September 2009 21:32 (seventeen years ago)

clearly that dog will be scarred for life.

― That is awful. I am sorry. Help it up. That is mean. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 September 2009 21:37 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah I tried to find the thread for the comments on animal vids earlier but couldn't. I thought this would be perfect there.

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 3 September 2009 21:38 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=66932

― That is awful. I am sorry. Help it up. That is mean. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 September 2009 21:42 (seventeen years ago)

THANKS!!!

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 3 September 2009 21:44 (seventeen years ago)

not trying to cankle or save-a-pup but can kind of relate to the sympathies cuz this vid reminded me of when i was washing the undersides of some rock crabs this weekend in my sink (stainless) and them trying to flip over in desperation:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2523/3850582803_0104c4d473_b.jpg

:-\

― *⁂((✪⥎✪))⁂* (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 3 September 2009 21:46 (seventeen years ago)

washing the undersides of some rock crabs this weekend in my sink (stainless)
New Radiohead single?

― That is awful. I am sorry. Help it up. That is mean. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 September 2009 21:48 (seventeen years ago)

So you were concerned about them trying to flip over but then cooked 'em up for a tasty dinner? ;-)

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 3 September 2009 21:49 (seventeen years ago)

not braggable, sorry

― tacos at midnight (jeff), Thursday, 3 September 2009 21:57 (seventeen years ago)

haha, no i was just cleaning them. they looked dirty. they are now safely back in the ocean.

― *⁂((✪⥎✪))⁂* (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 3 September 2009 21:57 (seventeen years ago)

LOL Glad to see you're concerned about crab hygiene. It's an issue that others often neglect tbh.

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 3 September 2009 21:58 (seventeen years ago)

Glad to see you're concerned about your sink (stainless).

― am0n, Thursday, 3 September 2009 22:17 (seventeen years ago)

teaming up w/bona-fide UK celebrity alexa chung
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CO2SfB1dnA

― capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:00 (seventeen years ago)

not so good?

― That is awful. I am sorry. Help it up. That is mean. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 13:03 (seventeen years ago)

Something about Alexa Chung is so deeply unlikable. She didn't even crack out a "shortaay".

― a bladderful of racist stereotypes (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 13:04 (seventeen years ago)

I agree

― capn save a noob (cozwn), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 13:22 (seventeen years ago)

still would

― caek, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 14:02 (seventeen years ago)

is that for her tv show or something?

― all that heroin and he choked on the damn mouthpiece (stevie), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 17:01 (seventeen years ago)

yes.

― That is awful. I am sorry. Help it up. That is mean. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 17:22 (seventeen years ago)

which tv show? surely that won't be on in the UK.

― caek, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 17:26 (seventeen years ago)

she's got a show on us mtv, i think?

― all that heroin and he choked on the damn mouthpiece (stevie), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 17:26 (seventeen years ago)

oh god

― caek, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 17:39 (seventeen years ago)

yes xpost and not xpost

― That is awful. I am sorry. Help it up. That is mean. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 19:28 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW4YDypf7qs

― cutty, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 20:40 (seventeen years ago)

what the...

why is there a naked guy in the background

― Photo needs a Jamiroquai hat (HI DERE), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 20:43 (seventeen years ago)

fuckin.... uhhhhhh... NATTY ICE

― That is awful. I am sorry. Help it up. That is mean. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 20:45 (seventeen years ago)

Guido Sensation is just the best title possible for that video

― That is awful. I am sorry. Help it up. That is mean. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 20:45 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha

― am0n, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 20:47 (seventeen years ago)

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Best thing is the message in the info section lol

"they'll smack ya and take ya shoes "

Not my shoes?! Please god not the shoes. I mean kill me, kill my family, take out the professors I don't care, just not the SHOES!?!

― am0n, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 20:49 (seventeen years ago)

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/8/l_8c6b8034a6a820b6afb66b6622c57561.jpg

― tacos at midnight (jeff), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:04 (seventeen years ago)

they'll smack ya and take ya Bratz towel

― tacos at midnight (jeff), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 21:04 (seventeen years ago)

lol

― cutty, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 22:14 (seventeen years ago)

http://i4.ytimg.com/bg/khJ1GxCoygbhpUYhN41-qA/default.jpg?app=bg&v=5e6820

― am0n, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 23:14 (seventeen years ago)

i think that video is 'fake' but also awesome and hilarious

― crabRCISE (gbx), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 23:19 (seventeen years ago)

ha it's like he's talking to me, personally

― like to see people and animal getting hurt or in troubles (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 23:55 (seventeen years ago)

i'm like, what i ever do to you man?

― like to see people and animal getting hurt or in troubles (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 23:56 (seventeen years ago)

i love that at the end, his naked friend turns off the music and says, "alright, brian..." as in "time to wrap this up"

― all that heroin and he choked on the damn mouthpiece (stevie), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 08:56 (seventeen years ago)

TS: Guidos vs. Swedos http://ebaumnation.com/get/5.jpg

― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 09:09 (seventeen years ago)

kudos

― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 09:20 (seventeen years ago)

Kudos to the Swedos? Or to the Guidos?

― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 14:15 (seventeen years ago)

Guidos shot first

― joygoat, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 14:40 (seventeen years ago)

cheetos

― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 14:50 (seventeen years ago)

i love the lil ugly guy in the right corner. he's probably really feisty and starts all the trouble.

― jaxon, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 15:37 (seventeen years ago)

in FFIX he certainly did.

― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 15:44 (seventeen years ago)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_16HTSdP78i0/SasBBLd9g7I/AAAAAAAAAWk/Pz3qWQfx1x8/s1600-h/n199110421_32030667_3139-1.jpg

― am0n, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 15:44 (seventeen years ago)

http://i27.tinypic.com/29gbe6f.jpg

― am0n, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 15:47 (seventeen years ago)

Åtkomst nekad.

Du har inte behörighet att utföra den här åtgärden eller så kan du inte komma åt den här resursen.

― goole, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 15:48 (seventeen years ago)

no credd.se for me

― goole, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 15:48 (seventeen years ago)

goat.se

― am0n, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 16:06 (seventeen years ago)

http://ui07.gamespot.com/1862/kingdomhearts_2.jpg

― Lord Crutsos Omicron (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 16:12 (seventeen years ago)

http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/images/wpvi/cms_exf_2007/news/local/7006426_600x338.jpg
Police say two men came into the Delaware County Memorial Hospital with just a dolly and a clipboard.

http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/images/wpvi/cms_exf_2007/news/local/7006427_600x338.jpg
Police say the men walked into the New Day Cafe, where the ATM was.

http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/images/wpvi/cms_exf_2007/news/local/7006428_600x338.jpg
Then the men rolled the ATM containing $96,000 out of the hospital and into a white van.

http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/images/wpvi/cms_exf_2007/news/local/7006385_600x338.jpg
Pictured: The charred remains of the ATM in the back of a burned van.

― am0n, Thursday, 10 September 2009 16:19 (seventeen years ago)

but what happened in between steps 3 and 4? they couldn't get it open so they tried to blow it up?

― cutty, Thursday, 10 September 2009 16:34 (seventeen years ago)

presumably they got in then torched the evidence?

― caek, Thursday, 10 September 2009 16:34 (seventeen years ago)

but i'm not laughing yet

― cutty, Thursday, 10 September 2009 16:50 (seventeen years ago)

never known am0n to post a lol where i have to look for the lol

― cutty, Thursday, 10 September 2009 16:51 (seventeen years ago)

It may be more a blueprint than a lol
Step 3 is PROFIT, duh

― That is awful. I am sorry. Help it up. That is mean. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 September 2009 16:53 (seventeen years ago)

there is no ha

― tacos at midnight (jeff), Thursday, 10 September 2009 17:04 (seventeen years ago)

it was lollier when Anthony Anderson did it in Barbershop, especially when that cop came around the corner and he had to set the ATM up against the wall and act he like was making a withdrawal and then the cop came up behind him to get some cash (probably for donuts am I not wrong) but then Anthony Anderson was saved at the last minute cause the cop got a crime call on his cop radio. but Anthony was not out of the woods yet, because some other folks started lining up behind him. he had to be all "the machine's broken everybody, leave"

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 10 September 2009 17:12 (seventeen years ago)

search for the missing lol

― cutty, Thursday, 10 September 2009 17:14 (seventeen years ago)

never known am0n to post a lol where i have to look for the lol

― cutty, Thursday, September 10, 2009 12:51 PM

walking off w/ 96 grand using a clipboard as a disguise ┐('～`；)┌

― am0n, Thursday, 10 September 2009 17:18 (seventeen years ago)

wrong thread ┐('～`；)┌

― am0n, Thursday, 10 September 2009 17:21 (seventeen years ago)

swedos are unbelievably ugly

― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Thursday, 10 September 2009 17:40 (seventeen years ago)

lol i love the clipboard disguise

― the moreno you knowshon (omar little), Thursday, 10 September 2009 17:43 (seventeen years ago)

i found the lol^

― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Thursday, 10 September 2009 17:44 (seventeen years ago)

that it actually wouldn't have worked without the clipboard is what's so genius.

― the moreno you knowshon (omar little), Thursday, 10 September 2009 17:45 (seventeen years ago)

^ yes. (the rest of it is there just to flesh out the story not for LoLz)

― am0n, Thursday, 10 September 2009 17:53 (seventeen years ago)

security seems lax at that particular hospital

― tacos at midnight (jeff), Thursday, 10 September 2009 18:24 (seventeen years ago)

they were there; dudes just pointed to the clipboard and security gave 'em the nod

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 10 September 2009 18:42 (seventeen years ago)

I could totally see that working at any non-family owned place if you moved with purpose and talked a good game.
You could even force people to sign the clipboard before you take it.

― That is awful. I am sorry. Help it up. That is mean. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 September 2009 18:55 (seventeen years ago)

from MSP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VuIShM5kAQ

― jaxon, Friday, 11 September 2009 06:06 (seventeen years ago)

yowza

― ian, Friday, 11 September 2009 06:07 (seventeen years ago)

LOL

― latebloomer, Friday, 11 September 2009 06:49 (seventeen years ago)

loooooooooool

― cutty, Friday, 11 September 2009 12:14 (seventeen years ago)

http://softeuropean.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/slap.jpg

― am0n, Friday, 11 September 2009 14:21 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xnxPcYlgqY

― cutty, Friday, 11 September 2009 20:17 (seventeen years ago)

RIP

― tacos at midnight (jeff), Friday, 11 September 2009 20:35 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au2U1jyiATE&feature=related

― goole, Friday, 11 September 2009 20:37 (seventeen years ago)

"i crochet"

― latebloomer, Saturday, 12 September 2009 02:32 (seventeen years ago)

lol

― Angus Young (roxymuzak), Saturday, 12 September 2009 02:37 (seventeen years ago)

http://thabizness.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/11419584-564ebd96aff2138a23de40408690dd944a2b1f34-scaled.jpg

― am0n, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 15:37 (seventeen years ago)

http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs240.snc1/8730_1207627345021_1058800712_30671239_815685_n.jpg

― like to see people and animal getting hurt or in troubles (nickalicious), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 21:34 (seventeen years ago)

http://badluckcity.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/nbc10_flasher.jpg

― omar little, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 22:09 (seventeen years ago)

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/9/15/128975260451986797.jpg

― I'm really happy for that baby and I'mma let you Finnish (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 22:09 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAaw9KDlc3Y&feature=player_embedded

― gestaltohulkington (latebloomer), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 07:09 (seventeen years ago)

kinda sad but mostly lol

― gestaltohulkington (latebloomer), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 07:11 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn-APKlTfJY&feature=player_embedded

― gestaltohulkington (latebloomer), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 07:29 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1325/900344845_00b393fd7e.jpg

― Cousin Larry Soetoro (jeff), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 07:43 (seventeen years ago)

http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kq1cfdMs1H1qzmxkho1_500.jpg

― Cousin Larry Soetoro (jeff), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 07:44 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ji4yEWSjuI

― Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Thursday, 17 September 2009 02:36 (seventeen years ago)

haha

― am0n, Thursday, 17 September 2009 02:39 (seventeen years ago)

I have that video (actually was the one who first put taht up on YouTube before my account got pulled) and will post more of it pretty soon.

(That's probably the best scene, tho.)

― boring movies are the most boring (Eric H.), Thursday, 17 September 2009 04:57 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdnXYWSa56w

― cutty, Thursday, 17 September 2009 17:16 (seventeen years ago)

even funnier if you are familiar with ernie anastos's work

― cutty, Thursday, 17 September 2009 17:16 (seventeen years ago)

look on the woman anchor's face is goooold

― goole, Thursday, 17 September 2009 17:30 (seventeen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/chikun.jpg

― omar little, Thursday, 17 September 2009 17:37 (seventeen years ago)

― goole, Thursday, 17 September 2009 17:37 (seventeen years ago)

http://techbasic.net/idlewyse/1205817732487.jpg

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 17 September 2009 17:48 (seventeen years ago)

When I'm old & decrepit & stricken w/ dementia, if some clown tries to sneak up on me, I'm going to whack it as hard as I can with my cane! (which, granted, probably won't be that hard)

― ... (Pillbox), Thursday, 17 September 2009 17:50 (seventeen years ago)

I wonder if the newscaster's slip-up was a reference to this?:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd1KfrlI0mU

― ... (Pillbox), Thursday, 17 September 2009 17:52 (seventeen years ago)

HAHAHAHAHA.

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 17 September 2009 17:58 (seventeen years ago)

that was at the EA vid. Haven't watched Pillbox's as am at work.

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 17 September 2009 17:59 (seventeen years ago)

luv that huskyface

― EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 September 2009 18:53 (seventeen years ago)

http://hotchickswithdogswithboners.com/

― cutty, Thursday, 17 September 2009 19:41 (seventeen years ago)

http://hotchickspickingupdogshit.com/

― cutty, Thursday, 17 September 2009 19:42 (seventeen years ago)

totally thought you were bullshitting, but no that's real

― EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:06 (seventeen years ago)

chris with teacup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiV7M8Llkxo

― Cousin Larry Soetoro (jeff), Thursday, 17 September 2009 22:41 (seventeen years ago)

^ Q: is that from a series? A: does not appear to be (not on the guy's yt anyway)

Would watch more from a series.

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 17 September 2009 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

found a few more with the same premise, but different people

not really sure what chris is up to. hope he is well

― Cousin Larry Soetoro (jeff), Thursday, 17 September 2009 23:32 (seventeen years ago)

don't think it's a series, from looking at artist's website. i wonder how he did that for a whole minute without cracking up

― harbl, Thursday, 17 September 2009 23:33 (seventeen years ago)

it's fun to watch in ~10 second steps and see his eyebrows move or mouth change :o

― harbl, Thursday, 17 September 2009 23:35 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.technologyreview.com/files/13395/whippet_x220.jpg

― cozwn, Thursday, 17 September 2009 23:44 (seventeen years ago)

would lvoe it if this is a thing; could only find this immediately:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHv8Cn9tSBE

― EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 September 2009 04:56 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.itistheworldthatmadeyousmall.com/files/109.jpg

― cutty, Friday, 18 September 2009 11:43 (seventeen years ago)

loloo

― caek, Friday, 18 September 2009 11:48 (seventeen years ago)

~LOL~

― holosystolic murmur and the thrill (gbx), Friday, 18 September 2009 18:18 (seventeen years ago)

The Rev Al Sharpton has speculated on the meaning of the slogan.
He told the New York Times: "It could be a kind of phrase: 'Well, keep doing what you are doing. Keep going after it'. Even if you are tired or distracted, keep on doing that chicken, that kind of thing."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3492038.html?menu=news.quirkies

― cutty, Monday, 21 September 2009 14:39 (seventeen years ago)

It's a reference to Perdue isn't it? "Takes a tough man to make a tender chicken?"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Perdue

― EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 September 2009 14:49 (seventeen years ago)

no, it isn't.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 21 September 2009 14:50 (seventeen years ago)

― am0n, Monday, 21 September 2009 14:51 (seventeen years ago)

In the 2004 film Anchorman, a rival uses the autocue to trick news anchor Ron Burgundy, played by Will Ferrell, into replacing his usual catchphrase "stay classy, San Diego" with "go f*** yourself, San Diego".

― goole, Monday, 21 September 2009 15:24 (seventeen years ago)

fyi

― goole, Monday, 21 September 2009 15:24 (seventeen years ago)

um, yeah but he leads in with "It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast"

― EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 September 2009 15:54 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCj8sPCWfUw

― am0n, Monday, 21 September 2009 18:59 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20246031,00.html

― goole, Monday, 21 September 2009 19:07 (seventeen years ago)

excellent two minute movie
he misspelled Tennessee Williams

― EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 September 2009 19:09 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20246031,00.html

― goole, Monday, September 21, 2009 3:07 PM

huh. i didn't know anything about it, someone just sent me the trailer

― am0n, Monday, 21 September 2009 19:29 (seventeen years ago)

best to see the movie without knowing it's been completely co-opted

― boring movies are the most boring (Eric H.), Monday, 21 September 2009 19:31 (seventeen years ago)

too late now

― EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 September 2009 19:39 (seventeen years ago)

yeah already saw the name 'jonah hill' in the article and now i've lost all interest

― am0n, Monday, 21 September 2009 19:46 (seventeen years ago)

ok, morbs

― boring movies are the most boring (Eric H.), Monday, 21 September 2009 19:47 (seventeen years ago)

it's worth seeing, dude

― deus ex lawnmower (latebloomer), Monday, 21 September 2009 20:15 (seventeen years ago)

i mean i'm sure jonah hill likes kittens and ice cream but that's not gonna stop me from liking those things either

― deus ex lawnmower (latebloomer), Monday, 21 September 2009 20:17 (seventeen years ago)

though i'm sure he really really likes ice cream even more than i do

― deus ex lawnmower (latebloomer), Monday, 21 September 2009 20:18 (seventeen years ago)

omg i LOVE kittens and ice cream!!!

― plax (I know, right?), Monday, 21 September 2009 20:33 (seventeen years ago)

don't try kitten-flavored ice cream though. not a good idea.

― deus ex lawnmower (latebloomer), Monday, 21 September 2009 20:36 (seventeen years ago)

yuk yuk

― cutty, Monday, 21 September 2009 21:03 (seventeen years ago)

http://laist.com/2007/04/27/laist_interviews_tommy_wiseau_the_face_behind_the_billboard.php

Q - The recorder that Denny uses looks like a standard audio cassette recorder. But it seems to run all the time. Does Johnny constantly change the tape? Or does it just run all the time? How does that work?
A - You can buy a recorder that records 24/7, and the tape can rewind by itself.

Q - So it’s just re-recording over on the same loop of tape?
A - Correct.

― Milton Parker, Monday, 21 September 2009 21:08 (seventeen years ago)

ok, this looks very watchable no matter where they're coming from with it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISXiFJS9D5A&feature=related

― Milton Parker, Monday, 21 September 2009 21:15 (seventeen years ago)

yuk yuk

― cutty, Monday, September 21, 2009 9:03 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

more like "yuck! yuck!" right

― deus ex lawnmower (latebloomer), Monday, 21 September 2009 21:33 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uCZkq6Rs2k

― am0n, Monday, 21 September 2009 22:08 (seventeen years ago)

really the movie more than speaks for itself

― deus ex lawnmower (latebloomer), Monday, 21 September 2009 23:04 (seventeen years ago)

Oh, Hi (latebloomer)!

― goole, Monday, 21 September 2009 23:44 (seventeen years ago)

http://andygarciasounds.com/resources/_wsb_497x437_Ignition+2.jpg

― kiss me thru the faggot burgerphone (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 17:52 (seventeen years ago)

nothing like bucking the system and turning a chair around before sitting on it

― am0n, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 19:54 (seventeen years ago)

or standing over it

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 21:54 (seventeen years ago)

Am pleased that Alex MacKaye finished that transition he was going through.

― Three Word Username, Thursday, 24 September 2009 13:18 (seventeen years ago)

stephen stills sucks

― alship journey to papa (some dude), Thursday, 24 September 2009 15:44 (seventeen years ago)

haha that is frightening

― am0n, Thursday, 24 September 2009 16:18 (seventeen years ago)

nothing like bucking the system and turning a chair around before sitting on it

there is nothing wrong with this (except those glasses)

― Cousin Larry Soetoro (jeff), Thursday, 24 September 2009 17:11 (seventeen years ago)

http://i37.tinypic.com/2cfzbyf.jpg

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 24 September 2009 18:48 (seventeen years ago)

http://panthercs.ibeatyou.com/1887_pet_1241669254.jpg

― am0n, Thursday, 24 September 2009 19:12 (seventeen years ago)

there is nothing wrong with this (except those glasses)

― Cousin Larry Soetoro (jeff), Thursday, September 24, 2009 1:11 PM

not a good look for a photo imo

http://static-p3.fotolia.com/jpg/00/10/25/62/400_F_10256294_fBN1z9TQttFTZkoUkIxs8b3cgsWot58O.jpg

― am0n, Thursday, 24 September 2009 19:17 (seventeen years ago)

loooooooool

― cutty, Thursday, 24 September 2009 19:50 (seventeen years ago)

put the keys in and rock some socks off

― deus ex lawnmower (latebloomer), Friday, 25 September 2009 03:38 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIZVcRccCx0

― sorry to put this kind of shit on your thread (forksclovetofu), Friday, 25 September 2009 03:39 (seventeen years ago)

That dude is all "I'm not exactly the traditional job interviewer"

― Bay-L.A. Bar Talk (Hurting 2), Friday, 25 September 2009 03:53 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfprIxNfCjk

― am0n, Friday, 25 September 2009 18:10 (seventeen years ago)

the cancelled WOW account freakout kid is back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQIqd1Ox_BY

― am0n, Friday, 25 September 2009 19:55 (seventeen years ago)

man, that kid really sucks

― love in this ♣ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 25 September 2009 20:02 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/user/wafflepwn

― love in this ♣ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 25 September 2009 20:05 (seventeen years ago)

are they hiring grandmas now?

― I can't turn my face into a ♥ (forksclovetofu), Friday, 25 September 2009 20:10 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a8CWuX1TTI

here he is breaking the microwave

― love in this ♣ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 25 September 2009 20:11 (seventeen years ago)

love this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWBfLOZ2CjQ

― am0n, Friday, 25 September 2009 20:16 (seventeen years ago)

i mean, these are all clearly fake, but they are exceptionally good fakes for a couple of kids

― love in this ♣ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 25 September 2009 20:23 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, plus I love the kid's brat accent

― boring movies are the most boring (Eric H.), Friday, 25 September 2009 22:39 (seventeen years ago)

"You can't hit me in the face with it."
"Wanna bet?"
"Yea-a-aa-ah."
"Then stand up."
"Ny-uoh!"

― boring movies are the most boring (Eric H.), Friday, 25 September 2009 22:41 (seventeen years ago)

My brother just came out the th closet, yes hes gay
Age: 16
Just recently my brother came out of the closet, yes he's gay

― Cousin Larry Soetoro (jeff), Friday, 25 September 2009 22:58 (seventeen years ago)

whats unbelievable about an kid with anger issues being ignored by his parents

― heave haw (roxymuzak), Friday, 25 September 2009 23:30 (seventeen years ago)

it's unbelievable that the same two kids are responsible for 6 of the greatest freakouts ever

― Kristi Yamaguchi Mane (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 25 September 2009 23:34 (seventeen years ago)

the same one kid who freaks out all the time

― heave haw (roxymuzak), Friday, 25 September 2009 23:45 (seventeen years ago)

are you under the impression that its making some kinda da capo best frekaouts of all time list or something? you realize that his brother is titling them right

― heave haw (roxymuzak), Friday, 25 September 2009 23:46 (seventeen years ago)

that he manages to tape six perfectly timed freakouts and the older brother doesn't kick his ass, and his parents don't demand he take the You Tube site down, yes.

― Kristi Yamaguchi Mane (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 25 September 2009 23:47 (seventeen years ago)

i believe in it

― steamed hams (harbl), Friday, 25 September 2009 23:48 (seventeen years ago)

if he really had that type of anger problem it would

"Get that camera off me"
yank
smash

― Kristi Yamaguchi Mane (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 25 September 2009 23:49 (seventeen years ago)

yeah those parents are clearly way involved in the kids lives

― heave haw (roxymuzak), Friday, 25 September 2009 23:50 (seventeen years ago)

Have you cried in front of a Greatest freak out ever ?

― Cousin Larry Soetoro (jeff), Saturday, 26 September 2009 00:02 (seventeen years ago)

only like every time!!!!!!!!

― heave haw (roxymuzak), Saturday, 26 September 2009 00:12 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFMs2w9Qexg&feature=channel_page

yeah like the kid wouldn't go for the windows, sheesh

― Mr. Que, Saturday, 26 September 2009 00:15 (seventeen years ago)

so fake

― Mr. Que, Saturday, 26 September 2009 00:15 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha i love his voice

― heave haw (roxymuzak), Saturday, 26 September 2009 00:18 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn8OWZyKIoU&feature=channel

these are all so good

― Mr. Que, Saturday, 26 September 2009 00:19 (seventeen years ago)

i hate watching these!

― steamed hams (harbl), Saturday, 26 September 2009 00:20 (seventeen years ago)

he takes off his clothes during this one????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc&feature=channel

― Mr. Que, Saturday, 26 September 2009 00:23 (seventeen years ago)

oh that ones super cave-in, someone posted that ages ago

i didnt even realize that was the same kid

― heave haw (roxymuzak), Saturday, 26 September 2009 00:37 (seventeen years ago)

can someone explain how these are "obviously" fake?

― cutty, Saturday, 26 September 2009 01:07 (seventeen years ago)

AuberellaDorkella (2 minutes ago) 0 Reply
i want to marry stephen.

― cutty, Saturday, 26 September 2009 01:10 (seventeen years ago)

super cave in?????

― Mr. Que, Saturday, 26 September 2009 01:21 (seventeen years ago)

these kids' parents are 1) really rich 2) seem to think that their kids could be the next Bam Margera so are willing to play along 3) creating unpleasant children.

Cutty, they're obviously fake because they're concisely staged in precisely the same way every time, clearly scripted and no one ever gets hurt or reprimanded in a meaningful way.

― three input girls just wanna have fun (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 26 September 2009 01:24 (seventeen years ago)

cave-in = played out, old

― heave haw (roxymuzak), Saturday, 26 September 2009 01:26 (seventeen years ago)

― bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 01:36 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2448/3887965888_a502c63b5e_o.jpg

― （　´_ゝ˙） (Dr. Phil), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 19:41 (seventeen years ago)

http://i37.tinypic.com/2w56lxu.jpg

― cutty, Thursday, 1 October 2009 22:54 (seventeen years ago)

loool

― omar little, Thursday, 1 October 2009 22:55 (seventeen years ago)

haha

― i'm the unban spaceman (electricsound), Thursday, 1 October 2009 22:58 (seventeen years ago)

i don't 'see' it.

― I'M LEGALLY A MIDGET (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 1 October 2009 23:12 (seventeen years ago)

lol british

― kell surprise (country matters), Thursday, 1 October 2009 23:13 (seventeen years ago)

;)

― kell surprise (country matters), Thursday, 1 October 2009 23:13 (seventeen years ago)

ok i see 'it'

― Brewer's Bitch (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 October 2009 23:13 (seventeen years ago)

omg

― iatee, Thursday, 1 October 2009 23:14 (seventeen years ago)

it took me like 3 min

― steamed hams (harbl), Thursday, 1 October 2009 23:14 (seventeen years ago)

but i think i'm missing something?

― Brewer's Bitch (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 October 2009 23:16 (seventeen years ago)

totally missing the "joke" here

― Take a ride on The Rape Tunnel (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 October 2009 03:43 (seventeen years ago)

but btw: http://shitbrix.com/

― Take a ride on The Rape Tunnel (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 October 2009 03:46 (seventeen years ago)

dude. the new username is so nagl.

― gore vitalic (s1ocki), Friday, 2 October 2009 03:52 (seventeen years ago)

says the guy making a gore vidal joke?

― Take a ride on The Rape Tunnel (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 October 2009 03:53 (seventeen years ago)

yes that is the guy who said it

― （　´_ゝ˙） (Dr. Phil), Friday, 2 October 2009 03:55 (seventeen years ago)

the rape tunnel is in the pic and u will shit brix when u see it

― cozwn, Friday, 2 October 2009 05:42 (seventeen years ago)

so not gonna happen?
http://shitbrix.com//content/249/resized/couple-on-couch-28829.jpg

― butchered in the spooky twilight (stevie), Friday, 2 October 2009 09:11 (seventeen years ago)

tht one is easy. is the other one a sail boat?

― cozwn, Friday, 2 October 2009 09:16 (seventeen years ago)

^^ That. I feel just like sailboat dude - I don't see it!

― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Friday, 2 October 2009 10:48 (seventeen years ago)

you two still don't see it? keep looking.

― cutty, Friday, 2 October 2009 11:46 (seventeen years ago)

"it"

― cutty, Friday, 2 October 2009 11:46 (seventeen years ago)

lol

― caek, Friday, 2 October 2009 11:46 (seventeen years ago)

maybe they've been seeing "it" the whole time so they don't get the joke

― steamed hams (harbl), Friday, 2 October 2009 12:30 (seventeen years ago)

the human mind is not capable of seeing "it" right away

― cutty, Friday, 2 October 2009 12:37 (seventeen years ago)

one of the brain's greatest mysteries

― cutty, Friday, 2 October 2009 12:37 (seventeen years ago)

all the jokes i have now are totally inappropriate

― caek, Friday, 2 October 2009 13:04 (seventeen years ago)

:-(

― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Friday, 2 October 2009 13:43 (seventeen years ago)

still not got it?!

― caek, Friday, 2 October 2009 13:43 (seventeen years ago)

plz email me the jokes privately

― cutty, Friday, 2 October 2009 13:44 (seventeen years ago)

it, enbb

― cozwn, Friday, 2 October 2009 13:51 (seventeen years ago)

dude. the new username is so nagl.

― gore vitalic (s1ocki), Thursday, October 1, 2009 11:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

says the guy making a gore vidal joke?

― Take a ride on The Rape Tunnel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, October 1, 2009 11:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

so in your opinion gore vidal is worse than rape?

― gore vitalic (s1ocki), Friday, 2 October 2009 13:59 (seventeen years ago)

OMGGGGGGGGGGG. I think I see "it" now and now that I've seen "it" I can't unsee "it" loooooooooooool. Wait - I swear "it" wasn't there when I was looking earlier. Wtf.

― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Friday, 2 October 2009 14:08 (seventeen years ago)

i don't see it

― Mr. Que, Friday, 2 October 2009 14:37 (seventeen years ago)

fuck's sake, someone explain "it"

― Take a ride on The Rape Tunnel (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 October 2009 14:44 (seventeen years ago)

look between first and second kid

― steamed hams (harbl), Friday, 2 October 2009 14:47 (seventeen years ago)

oh u ruined it

― cutty, Friday, 2 October 2009 14:50 (seventeen years ago)

i already saw the guy between the first and the second guy

― Mr. Que, Friday, 2 October 2009 14:53 (seventeen years ago)

that's not it at all!

― Brewer's Bitch (darraghmac), Friday, 2 October 2009 14:54 (seventeen years ago)

wait it's not?

― steamed hams (harbl), Friday, 2 October 2009 14:55 (seventeen years ago)

mr, que, please describe what you see

― cutty, Friday, 2 October 2009 14:55 (seventeen years ago)

Guy on the far right is taking a pee in the corner.

― Peinlich Manoeuvre (NickB), Friday, 2 October 2009 14:56 (seventeen years ago)

i see four people looking at the camera. the second one from the right is hard to see but he's wedged in between the first white guy and the second

― Mr. Que, Friday, 2 October 2009 14:57 (seventeen years ago)

look closer at the pattern on the woman's back!

― Brewer's Bitch (darraghmac), Friday, 2 October 2009 14:58 (seventeen years ago)

Don't we have a rolling 4chan thread we can store this stuff and forks's rape joeks

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 2 October 2009 14:59 (seventeen years ago)

second one from the right? what

― cutty, Friday, 2 October 2009 14:59 (seventeen years ago)

second one from the left

― Mr. Que, Friday, 2 October 2009 15:00 (seventeen years ago)

oops

― Mr. Que, Friday, 2 October 2009 15:00 (seventeen years ago)

was that a "mindfuck" post

― Mr. Que, Friday, 2 October 2009 15:00 (seventeen years ago)

que, the joke is most people don't see the black dude until five minutes later. IT'S OPTICAL ILLUSION NOT RACISM.

― cutty, Friday, 2 October 2009 15:00 (seventeen years ago)

guy over the left shoulder of dude on left is TOTALLY BALD!

― Brewer's Bitch (darraghmac), Friday, 2 October 2009 15:00 (seventeen years ago)

whiney, if it produces a "lol" (which it did) it has served its purpose in this thread

― cutty, Friday, 2 October 2009 15:01 (seventeen years ago)

It took like 10x before I saw him but now he seems so obvious. I think you switched the pictures. ;p

― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Friday, 2 October 2009 15:01 (seventeen years ago)

and i thought i told you to stop posting everytime you think something isn't funny

― cutty, Friday, 2 October 2009 15:01 (seventeen years ago)

whiney is the final arbiter of what is funny i heard

― steamed hams (harbl), Friday, 2 October 2009 15:02 (seventeen years ago)

the lol is politically neutral

― Brewer's Bitch (darraghmac), Friday, 2 October 2009 15:02 (seventeen years ago)

oh okay. sorry if i was being dense. also whiney stfu

― Mr. Que, Friday, 2 October 2009 15:02 (seventeen years ago)

i don't mind 4chan lols, guyz. I'm just saying if i wanted to have 100 post discussion on a 4chan joek, i'll go to 4chan

JUST KIDDING GUYS, I SUCK COCKS

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 2 October 2009 15:03 (seventeen years ago)

why do you have to ruin everything

― Mr. Que, Friday, 2 October 2009 15:04 (seventeen years ago)

sory guys, i take it back. back to the lols

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 2 October 2009 15:04 (seventeen years ago)

honestly, imo, the pic is worth 100 posts--becauee really, why don't we see him?!

― cutty, Friday, 2 October 2009 15:06 (seventeen years ago)

he's hiding

― Mr. Que, Friday, 2 October 2009 15:07 (seventeen years ago)

he is, literally, the invisible man

― steamed hams (harbl), Friday, 2 October 2009 15:07 (seventeen years ago)

cutty otm. I keep looking at him and am shocked that I didn't see him right away. it's so strange.

― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Friday, 2 October 2009 15:14 (seventeen years ago)

the curious case of the black guy at comiccon

― cutty, Friday, 2 October 2009 15:15 (seventeen years ago)

(The Curious Case of Benjamin Button)

― gore vitalic (s1ocki), Friday, 2 October 2009 15:22 (seventeen years ago)

when u see whiney u will shit brix

― cozwn, Friday, 2 October 2009 15:23 (seventeen years ago)

why was that parenthetical necessary?

― cutty, Friday, 2 October 2009 15:27 (seventeen years ago)

because i got your joke!!

― gore vitalic (s1ocki), Friday, 2 October 2009 15:29 (seventeen years ago)

footnoting my joke. did you not like the joke? :(

― cutty, Friday, 2 October 2009 15:37 (seventeen years ago)

;_;

― cutty, Friday, 2 October 2009 15:37 (seventeen years ago)

i got it and liked it and wanted to expand and deepen the experience

― gore vitalic (s1ocki), Friday, 2 October 2009 15:38 (seventeen years ago)

when you got it did you shitbrix

― Brewer's Bitch (darraghmac), Friday, 2 October 2009 15:39 (seventeen years ago)

my joke was basically that to see the mindfuck you should think dark thoughts, etc. cutty.

― caek, Friday, 2 October 2009 15:45 (seventeen years ago)

i get "it" now

― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Friday, 2 October 2009 15:49 (seventeen years ago)

i always liked this one
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/e2/Mindfuck_golf.jpg

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 2 October 2009 15:50 (seventeen years ago)

take it to 4chan

― caek, Friday, 2 October 2009 15:51 (seventeen years ago)

take it to I Love Golf

― Mr. Que, Friday, 2 October 2009 15:53 (seventeen years ago)

he's wearing odd socks?

― kell surprise (country matters), Friday, 2 October 2009 15:57 (seventeen years ago)

he's using a 9 iron when he should have been using a wedge--it took me awhile, but i got it

― Mr. Que, Friday, 2 October 2009 15:57 (seventeen years ago)

ok that one is pretty rad tbh

― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Friday, 2 October 2009 15:59 (seventeen years ago)

wait, "it" is the black guy between the three white guys? That's it?

― Take a ride on The Rape Tunnel (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 October 2009 16:00 (seventeen years ago)

lol wait i just got the golf one, that is photoshop awesomeness

― kell surprise (country matters), Friday, 2 October 2009 16:01 (seventeen years ago)

i can't see the golf one?

― Brewer's Bitch (darraghmac), Friday, 2 October 2009 16:01 (seventeen years ago)

:O 'this website is blocked because your organisation does not allow category: violence'.

that'll teach me.

― Brewer's Bitch (darraghmac), Friday, 2 October 2009 16:02 (seventeen years ago)

is the golfing one just a scary man shaped splash and the comic con an invisible black dude? is that why these are funny?

― THE DUSKY VISITOR APPEALS TO CÆSAR (gbx), Friday, 2 October 2009 17:44 (seventeen years ago)

no, what's funny is that you shat two bricks.

― goole, Friday, 2 October 2009 17:47 (seventeen years ago)

first one was during lecture, iirc, cardiologist was NOT impressed

― THE DUSKY VISITOR APPEALS TO CÆSAR (gbx), Friday, 2 October 2009 17:53 (seventeen years ago)

too bad it wasnt a proctology lecture

― fleetwood (max), Friday, 2 October 2009 17:59 (seventeen years ago)

am i right

― fleetwood (max), Friday, 2 October 2009 17:59 (seventeen years ago)

i can't believe you don't think invisible black dudes are funny

― cutty, Friday, 2 October 2009 18:00 (seventeen years ago)

better metaphor for the race stuff than district 9 imo

― caek, Friday, 2 October 2009 18:03 (seventeen years ago)

but i saw him right away!

― THE DUSKY VISITOR APPEALS TO CÆSAR (gbx), Friday, 2 October 2009 18:19 (seventeen years ago)

exactly, dude

― caek, Friday, 2 October 2009 18:20 (seventeen years ago)

That's what kind of threw me.

― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Friday, 2 October 2009 18:22 (seventeen years ago)

"but i saw him right away!" = "but i have black friends!"

― cutty, Friday, 2 October 2009 18:22 (seventeen years ago)

― THE DUSKY VISITOR APPEALS TO CÆSAR (gbx), Friday, 2 October 2009 18:24 (seventeen years ago)

you're probably in good practice from uganda?

― caek, Friday, 2 October 2009 18:27 (seventeen years ago)

it is a mystery

― THE DUSKY VISITOR APPEALS TO CÆSAR (gbx), Friday, 2 October 2009 18:29 (seventeen years ago)

mark e. smith and shitbrix

― ♪♫(●̲̲̅̅̅̅=̲̲̅̅̅̅●̲̅̅)♪♫ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 October 2009 18:32 (seventeen years ago)

why didn't i see him D:

― （　´_ゝ˙） (Dr. Phil), Friday, 2 October 2009 19:02 (seventeen years ago)

http://weirdnewsfiles.com/wp-content/weirdnewsuploads/birdonbird.jpg

― jaxon, Saturday, 3 October 2009 02:10 (seventeen years ago)

but i saw him right away!

― THE DUSKY VISITOR APPEALS TO CÆSAR (gbx), Friday, October 2, 2009 2:19 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

Stop braggin. It took some of us a while. I just made RS look and he saw him right away too.

― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Saturday, 3 October 2009 02:12 (seventeen years ago)

dont stress, m white has to work overtime not to seem racist cause he dresses like a pg wodehouse character

― e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Saturday, 3 October 2009 02:33 (seventeen years ago)

he's using a 9 iron when he should have been using a wedge--it took me awhile, but i got it

― Mr. Que, Friday, October 2, 2009 11:57 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i lol'd. ty mr. kekekekeke

― johnny crunch, Saturday, 3 October 2009 05:07 (seventeen years ago)

http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk245/legionvr6/IMG_0321-1.jpg

― iiiijjjj, Saturday, 3 October 2009 14:35 (seventeen years ago)

WHAT THE FUCK is that

― gore vitalic (s1ocki), Saturday, 3 October 2009 15:30 (seventeen years ago)

morbs's ride, iirc

― caek, Saturday, 3 October 2009 15:38 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5YjPteCPLo

― mookieproof, Saturday, 3 October 2009 16:07 (seventeen years ago)

Trix Cheerios
GREAT
CEREALS

― （　´_ゝ˙） (Dr. Phil), Saturday, 3 October 2009 16:17 (seventeen years ago)

lol flying polar bear

― （　´_ゝ˙） (Dr. Phil), Saturday, 3 October 2009 16:19 (seventeen years ago)

CEREAL'S!

― iiiijjjj, Saturday, 3 October 2009 17:40 (seventeen years ago)

bear doesn't like Anchorage

― iiiijjjj, Saturday, 3 October 2009 19:11 (seventeen years ago)

"MELISSA JOAN HARD" IS SABRINA!

― gore vitalic (s1ocki), Saturday, 3 October 2009 22:12 (seventeen years ago)

Loads more pics of that car here: http://forums.motivemag.com/zerothread?id=3874160&postid=56324606#56324606

― StanM, Saturday, 3 October 2009 22:50 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX6cfzDpd_o

― really? * makes scrunched up disapproving face * (latebloomer), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 20:36 (seventeen years ago)

http://pic90.picturetrail.com/VOL2180/12225099/21742546/359159327.jpg

― omar little, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:26 (seventeen years ago)

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y56/castel/a6c6c3a420db.jpg

― omar little, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:32 (seventeen years ago)

― the gooney swaguccki (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 22:33 (seventeen years ago)

haha. i just asked my boss (who's last name is lord) if that was his cousin

― jaxon, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 23:35 (seventeen years ago)

latebloomer my friend did that 2012 video!!

― babbies forming babbies (s1ocki), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 23:59 (seventeen years ago)

no self-respecting kumlord drives a freakin pt cruiser

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 00:06 (seventeen years ago)

truth bomb

― Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 00:12 (seventeen years ago)

it stands for "poon trawler"

― joygoat, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 01:05 (seventeen years ago)

latebloomer my friend did that 2012 video!!

― babbies forming babbies (s1ocki), Tuesday, October 6, 2009 11:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

your friend is awesome!

― really? * makes scrunched up disapproving face * (latebloomer), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 01:14 (seventeen years ago)

The smarmy drunk types are repellent; I am equally despondent by the women who find this charming and fuck guys like that. Having a daughter in this world sometimes keeps me up at night.

― Where is Stephen Gobie? (Dandy Don Weiner), Monday, 5 October 2009 22:24 (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

john phillips used to say the same thing iirc

― iatee, Monday, 5 October 2009 22:27 (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― no bubo, no credibility (stevie), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 15:45 (seventeen years ago)

wow

― butt sound insanity (gbx), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 15:46 (seventeen years ago)

iirc

― Tombbot & Estello Meet Cankenstein (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 17:56 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=28809047

― ♪♫(●̲̲̅̅̅̅=̲̲̅̅̅̅●̲̅̅)♪♫ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 18:54 (seventeen years ago)

Oh wow - the lady makes them based on the buyer's description of their own bits!!!

― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 18:56 (seventeen years ago)

lol why is Vagina capitalized always

― steamed hams (harbl), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 19:07 (seventeen years ago)

If you have any questions convo me. <3
~Vulva

― steamed hams (harbl), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 19:08 (seventeen years ago)

"bits"

― Tombbot & Estello Meet Cankenstein (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 19:08 (seventeen years ago)

For those who are not afraid to show off their Vagina and want a perfect portrait of their Vagina, send 2-3 pictures along with the description.

I have to wonder how many of these things that lady gets orders for and also exactly who these ladies are that are ordering personalized pussy pendants.

― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 19:12 (seventeen years ago)

there is no polite or non-douchebag way to say this but all of those nanis look mighty beat up to me

― goole, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 19:14 (seventeen years ago)

they're "mature"

― steamed hams (harbl), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 19:14 (seventeen years ago)

this one is really weird http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=31917726

― steamed hams (harbl), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 19:15 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, immediately regret that post

― goole, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 19:15 (seventeen years ago)

I can't stop looking at them.

― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 19:18 (seventeen years ago)

oh no

― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 19:19 (seventeen years ago)

i was able to tear myself away, finally

― steamed hams (harbl), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 19:22 (seventeen years ago)

its just kind of an older feminist lady thing iirc

its not really that uncommon

― e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Thursday, 8 October 2009 05:08 (seventeen years ago)

oh no

― sleep, Thursday, 8 October 2009 07:31 (seventeen years ago)

this one is really weird http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=31917726

looks like labia flapping in the wind

― cutty, Thursday, 8 October 2009 13:34 (seventeen years ago)

she is hung.

― Gucci Manatee (carne asada), Thursday, 8 October 2009 13:42 (seventeen years ago)

she is hung.

^ I read it like that at first

― Gucci Manatee (carne asada), Thursday, 8 October 2009 13:42 (seventeen years ago)

it looks like it's wearing a cape

― steamed hams (harbl), Thursday, 8 October 2009 14:54 (seventeen years ago)

a labia majestically flapping in the wind

― latebloomer, Thursday, 8 October 2009 18:14 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePNWCniwgfo

― jaxon, Thursday, 8 October 2009 21:14 (seventeen years ago)

At first I was like uhhhh but then shit got good.

― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Thursday, 8 October 2009 21:15 (seventeen years ago)

a labia majestically flapping in the wind
― latebloomer, Thursday, October 8, 2009 2:14 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I know a great gif for this. meet me in the nsfw's thread

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 8 October 2009 21:16 (seventeen years ago)

"and that was the last time we saw her officer"

― "Keep Tweeting", Raged Roger The Kindly Hippopotamus. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 October 2009 21:39 (seventeen years ago)

At first I was like uhhhh but then shit got good.

― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Thursday, October 8, 2009 4:15 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ok howling over here

― butt sound insanity (gbx), Friday, 9 October 2009 01:15 (seventeen years ago)

ha! yay 2012 keyboard cat

― wolverine is like FIGHT CLUB GOT A RIGHT TO SPEAK HIS MIND (nickalicious), Friday, 9 October 2009 03:44 (seventeen years ago)

i saw the trailer for that movie the other day, if the entire movie is like 90 minutes of driving and flying through shit falling apart it might just be the best movie ever made, which i'm sure it won't

― wolverine is like FIGHT CLUB GOT A RIGHT TO SPEAK HIS MIND (nickalicious), Friday, 9 October 2009 03:45 (seventeen years ago)

there's gotta be slow boring useless emotional scenes sadly. it's the law.

― latebloomer, Friday, 9 October 2009 04:01 (seventeen years ago)

and there's no way this is gonna be less than 2 1/2 hours either. blechh.

― latebloomer, Friday, 9 October 2009 04:07 (seventeen years ago)

more like 20 1/2 hours right

― lil' kim jong-il (s1ocki), Friday, 9 October 2009 13:04 (seventeen years ago)

http://208.106.250.72/_media/imgs/articles/a222_p1.jpg

― ¯ ϖ ¯ (Dr. Phil), Friday, 9 October 2009 16:53 (seventeen years ago)

WAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 9 October 2009 16:55 (seventeen years ago)

http://208.106.250.72/_media/imgs/articles/a222_p9.jpg

― ¯ ϖ ¯ (Dr. Phil), Friday, 9 October 2009 16:56 (seventeen years ago)

http://208.106.250.72/_media/imgs/articles/a222_p5.jpg

― ¯ ϖ ¯ (Dr. Phil), Friday, 9 October 2009 16:56 (seventeen years ago)

the one with no jaw is so awesome

― as strikingly artificial and perfect as a wizard's cap (HI DERE), Friday, 9 October 2009 17:04 (seventeen years ago)

she detached before eating her friend, like a snake

― steamed hams (harbl), Friday, 9 October 2009 17:05 (seventeen years ago)

there's a blog for that - photoshop disasters. pretty awes

― lil' kim jong-il (s1ocki), Friday, 9 October 2009 17:06 (seventeen years ago)

"there's a blog for that" - a motto for our zeitgeist

― ¯ ϖ ¯ (Dr. Phil), Friday, 9 October 2009 17:52 (seventeen years ago)

replacing "there's a cream for that"

― cutty, Friday, 9 October 2009 17:54 (seventeen years ago)

there's an app for that cream

― ¯ ϖ ¯ (Dr. Phil), Friday, 9 October 2009 17:55 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, I'm feeling 'there's a blog for that'

― "Keep Tweeting", Raged Roger The Kindly Hippopotamus. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 October 2009 17:55 (seventeen years ago)

t/s - there's a blog for that vs stfu vs hi i read boing boing too

― Cousin Larry Soetoro (jeff), Friday, 9 October 2009 18:20 (seventeen years ago)

there's a "new poll" button for that

― ¯ ϖ ¯ (Dr. Phil), Friday, 9 October 2009 19:25 (seventeen years ago)

cousin barry

― ¯ ϖ ¯ (Dr. Phil), Friday, 9 October 2009 19:26 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht9EMjjr5oM

― cutty, Friday, 9 October 2009 23:26 (seventeen years ago)

XD ive seen this one on tv quite a bit, same lawyer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDdN_3OtulU

― ¯ ϖ ¯ (Dr. Phil), Saturday, 10 October 2009 00:40 (seventeen years ago)

Station Rep: Jonathon Williams

― butt sound insanity (gbx), Saturday, 10 October 2009 06:36 (seventeen years ago)

more like 20 1/2 hours right

― lil' kim jong-il (s1ocki), Friday, October 9, 2009 1:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hawwwwww <3

― passive aggressive tea wisdom (latebloomer), Saturday, 10 October 2009 08:10 (seventeen years ago)

wtf is wrong w/her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJYK4-wMLyI

― jaxon, Saturday, 10 October 2009 21:24 (seventeen years ago)

kinda makes me <3 her even more.

― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 10 October 2009 21:27 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, duh

― I am not an animal, I'm a human SBing (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 10 October 2009 21:31 (seventeen years ago)

hawt

― moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 10 October 2009 21:57 (seventeen years ago)

MARCHANT MEDIA

― e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Saturday, 10 October 2009 22:42 (seventeen years ago)

makes sense

― passive aggressive tea wisdom (latebloomer), Sunday, 11 October 2009 21:53 (seventeen years ago)

― i got nothin (deej), Monday, 12 October 2009 19:20 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/2f0cd86cb3/koss-can-t-be-beat?rel=player

― passive aggressive tea wisdom (latebloomer), Monday, 12 October 2009 23:15 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy_f1KOUlpA

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 07:04 (seventeen years ago)

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Now you see why the David Letterman thing wasnt a big deal. This is essentially the same thing. She's flirting with a co worker sexually. If any of us did this in our workplace, we would be fired, and sued for sexual harrasment. But when its on TV, its considered "entertainment". I guess we should all walk around with video cameras at work when we flirt so we can use the same excuse. Sexual harrassment laws go too far. We are horny beings, we meet each other at work. FREEDOM NOW!

FREEDOM NOW

― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 07:19 (seventeen years ago)

We are horny beings... FREEDOM NOW!

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 07:37 (seventeen years ago)

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What a Stupid Ol' Cougar wanna-be...
I'm sure her sickly husband appreciate's this sophomric display...

― am0n, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 15:02 (seventeen years ago)

a 77StingrayBass said that

― am0n, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 15:03 (seventeen years ago)

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/7/2009/10/500x_PreviewScreenSnapz001-thumb_04.jpg

― Cousin Larry Soetoro (jeff), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 23:57 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha

― am0n, Wednesday, 14 October 2009 00:03 (seventeen years ago)

We are horny beings, we meet each other at work.

― see it sounds really lame if you say it in parentheses: (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 00:05 (seventeen years ago)

FREEDOM NOW!

― a perfect urkel (gbx), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 00:49 (seventeen years ago)

We are horny beings, we meet each other at work

― pariah carey (Mr. Que), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 02:04 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.annascookies.com/assets/images/SoldierSalutingFlag.jpg

― chemical ali v. chemical frazier (m bison), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 02:10 (seventeen years ago)

http://imgur.com/J77tv.png

― jaxon, Wednesday, 14 October 2009 20:48 (seventeen years ago)

soooo fake but still lmaous in extremus

― well pull down my pants and call me swamp thing (latebloomer), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 20:52 (seventeen years ago)

'Funky', indeed.

― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 20:54 (seventeen years ago)

$20 seems pricey for a used child's bracelet.

― "Keep Tweeting", Raged Roger The Kindly Hippopotamus. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 21:03 (seventeen years ago)

Especially because you don't know where it's been.

― StanM, Wednesday, 14 October 2009 21:22 (seventeen years ago)

surprised no mention of brown staining on the string

― jaxon, Wednesday, 14 October 2009 21:27 (seventeen years ago)

slightly stretched out

― Cousin Larry Soetoro (jeff), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 21:31 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGXFKuky-ak&feature=player_embedded

― no hongro (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 21:47 (seventeen years ago)

boy i'd be leakin some pee right there

― goole, Wednesday, 14 October 2009 22:02 (seventeen years ago)

that is some sadistic shit
dude's shirt is covered in fake blood

― "Keep Tweeting", Raged Roger The Kindly Hippopotamus. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 22:08 (seventeen years ago)

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/io9/2009/10/poster.jpg

― well pull down my pants and call me swamp thing (latebloomer), Thursday, 15 October 2009 04:21 (seventeen years ago)

LOLLLLLLLL

― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Thursday, 15 October 2009 04:24 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.break.com/index/drunkest-guy-ever-goes-for-more-beer.html

when he tries to leave at the end but then gets blown away by the super strong winds, i lol

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 15 October 2009 04:51 (seventeen years ago)

lol he says "I'm fine"

― yonic south (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 15 October 2009 05:37 (seventeen years ago)

lol super strong winds

― cutty, Thursday, 15 October 2009 12:03 (seventeen years ago)

how did that guy even make it out the house

― am0n, Thursday, 15 October 2009 15:35 (seventeen years ago)

plz let him be a segway owner

― am0n, Thursday, 15 October 2009 15:36 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.break.com/index/drunk-guy-confuses-pants-with-his-shirt.html

― am0n, Thursday, 15 October 2009 15:44 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.break.com/index/drunkest-guy-ever-goes-for-more-beer.html

when he tries to leave at the end but then gets blown away by the super strong winds, i lol

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, October 14, 2009 11:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

aww dude is like a little flipped over turtle on the floor near the fridges. you keep thinking hes going to right himself but then he just rolls back onto his shell.

― Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Thursday, 15 October 2009 21:14 (seventeen years ago)

w/sound

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh6oGwOMVeY

― ice cr?m, Thursday, 15 October 2009 21:23 (seventeen years ago)

another kristen stewart twitch vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkYDyPicm50

― jaxon, Friday, 16 October 2009 00:45 (seventeen years ago)

really rofling at t-pain guy; shame it doesn't entirely synch, but the entrance is epic

― "Keep Tweeting", Raged Roger The Kindly Hippopotamus. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 October 2009 04:36 (seventeen years ago)

just walked by "that" drunk guy. Fell over trying to button his shirt. Luckily a wall caught him and he took a nap standding up.

― jaxon, Friday, 16 October 2009 23:38 (seventeen years ago)

― les rallizes gay nudes (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 17 October 2009 00:11 (seventeen years ago)

http://gbi.georgia.gov/vgn/images/portal/cit_1212/19/0/88299179forensics3.jpg
http://gbi.georgia.gov/vgn/images/portal/cit_1212/18/23/88303769forensics4.jpg
http://gbi.georgia.gov/vgn/images/portal/cit_1212/18/24/88303772forensics5.jpg

― les rallizes gay nudes (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 19 October 2009 15:56 (seventeen years ago)

eek

― well pull down my pants and call me swamp thing (latebloomer), Monday, 19 October 2009 16:40 (seventeen years ago)

you just freaked out more than our director of lols

― rad bandit (gbx), Monday, 19 October 2009 16:44 (seventeen years ago)

what is that...?

― Does the hole come standard or did you have to special order it (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 October 2009 16:56 (seventeen years ago)

is that one of those "what would they have looked like alive" models based on a crime scene skull or something?

― Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Monday, 19 October 2009 20:34 (seventeen years ago)

"what would they have looked like alive and on methadone"

― the blackest thing ever seen (HI DERE), Monday, 19 October 2009 20:35 (seventeen years ago)

yeah url says forensics

there is no ha :-(

― am0n, Monday, 19 October 2009 20:35 (seventeen years ago)

just freaking out :(

― rad bandit (gbx), Monday, 19 October 2009 20:39 (seventeen years ago)

there is so ha

http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/freshloaf/files/2009/07/news_profile1-1_10.jpg

― #balloonknot (jeff), Monday, 19 October 2009 20:43 (seventeen years ago)

freaking u out in the name of justice

― well pull down my pants and call me swamp thing (latebloomer), Monday, 19 October 2009 21:06 (seventeen years ago)

haha i have no idea what inspired this thread. sorry tuomas

― am0n, Monday, October 19, 2009 7:57 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― cutty, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 00:43 (seventeen years ago)

http://gifmashup.eyebeamresearch.org/baby_vs_soldier.gif

― am0n, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 01:00 (seventeen years ago)

Inglourious Babies

― well pull down my pants and call me swamp thing (latebloomer), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 04:51 (seventeen years ago)

Lil' Basterds

― well pull down my pants and call me swamp thing (latebloomer), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 07:50 (seventeen years ago)

I had a dream I could fly and so could my family.We flyed to disney and new york.Do dreams come true????

― Macy Recsazxe, Friday, September 15, 2006 7:14 PM (3 years ago)

― am0n, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 15:09 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.facebook.com/BanhMiSandwich?v=feed&story_fbid=189757330897&ref=mf

― brrrmuda triangle (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 16:16 (seventeen years ago)

http://i38.tinypic.com/21ern9v.jpg

― iiiijjjj, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 18:31 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.facebook.com/BanhMiSandwich?v=feed&story_fbid=189757330897&ref=mf

― brrrmuda triangle (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, October 20, 2009 11:16 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

^ lmao

― cialis morissette (goole), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 18:34 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.emeryespresso.com/

― am0n, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 17:57 (seventeen years ago)

Myspace 2.0 layouts

― am0n, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 18:00 (seventeen years ago)

identity theft not so well protected

― Does the hole come standard or did you have to special order it (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 18:01 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY4-70FQRow

― HOOS Ass Is It Anyway? (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 October 2009 23:27 (seventeen years ago)

the very most current kind of trendy clothing

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 23 October 2009 00:44 (seventeen years ago)

i also love doing karate kicks, we should hang
unauthorized stalking

― Does the hole come standard or did you have to special order it (forksclovetofu), Friday, 23 October 2009 04:28 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzFoTwils6Q

― am0n, Sunday, 25 October 2009 05:36 (seventeen years ago)

lol

― harriet tubgirl (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 25 October 2009 06:07 (seventeen years ago)

how's that glass house workin' out for dave, ah wonder?

― I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 25 October 2009 19:09 (seventeen years ago)

apparently a bunch of people threw stones at it last night... its on the news

― banned, on the run (s1ocki), Sunday, 25 October 2009 19:20 (seventeen years ago)

senseless

― I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 25 October 2009 19:24 (seventeen years ago)

did he release it or something

― e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Monday, 26 October 2009 01:53 (seventeen years ago)

not seeing the connection between his home's building materials & creed's singer

― am0n, Monday, 26 October 2009 02:38 (seventeen years ago)

i'm assuming "they both make terrible bland modern rock music, so one making fun of the other is ridiculous"

― i ain't no daggum son of a gun (latebloomer), Monday, 26 October 2009 03:03 (seventeen years ago)

Dave Grohl is pretty funny in that video but otoh i'm pretty sure that I've sung that "i've got another confession to make" song by the Foo Fighters in a similar way.

― Pedro Paramore (jim), Monday, 26 October 2009 03:12 (seventeen years ago)

just goofing off imo

― e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Monday, 26 October 2009 03:36 (seventeen years ago)

seriously. but as you know all instances of goofing off must be investigated and evaluated exstensively by the lol police

― i ain't no daggum son of a gun (latebloomer), Monday, 26 October 2009 04:06 (seventeen years ago)

this lol is being checked for purity

― I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 26 October 2009 06:01 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0tOOcgcHTE

― am0n, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 14:17 (seventeen years ago)

some tim and eric shit right there

― I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 14:21 (seventeen years ago)

SACRAMENTO, Calif. -- Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger typically attaches a message to bills he signs or vetoes telling lawmakers why he took the action.

A Democratic assemblyman who heckled the governor during a recent event in San Francisco actually received two messages: the veto letter itself and a not-so-subtle rebuke creatively hidden within it.

Like a find-the-word puzzle, the second message was visible by stringing together the first letter of each line down the left-hand margin.

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/114612/original.jpg

― am0n, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 14:37 (seventeen years ago)

To the Members of the California State Assembly:

Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well. For it's the chilling sound of your doom. I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy. I am sending this bill to the cooler. If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put on your Sunday finest. It's time to feast!

Ice to see you!

Sincerely (when Hell freezes over),

Gov. Freeze

― richard belzer (jeff), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 15:26 (seventeen years ago)

I just went to put that in the LOLs thread and here it is already; mission accomplished

― I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 16:04 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOQJN8FrxtI

― jaxon, Thursday, 29 October 2009 01:39 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/10/28/ap/strange/main5437383.shtml

― cutty, Thursday, 29 October 2009 17:43 (seventeen years ago)

very FAIL

― I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 October 2009 17:43 (seventeen years ago)

helicopter boyz = noize

― :) :) :) (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 29 October 2009 17:56 (seventeen years ago)

helicopter boyz > balloon boy

― Cosmic Ugg (S-), Friday, 30 October 2009 00:05 (seventeen years ago)

helicopter boys = beaver boys

― richard belzer (jeff), Friday, 30 October 2009 00:10 (seventeen years ago)

see, i got called out in character for that!

― I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 October 2009 02:29 (seventeen years ago)

helicopter boyz noize

― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 30 October 2009 14:26 (seventeen years ago)

helicopter boyz are #1 quality dance group

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 30 October 2009 14:53 (seventeen years ago)

Asked why she listed herself as a "buxom blonde," her lawyer told the paper, "I guess if she put 'little bridge troll' nobody would respond."

http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/10/28/crimesider/entry5436364.shtml

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 30 October 2009 14:56 (seventeen years ago)

"It was a variation of 'will work for food.' It doesn't mean she was a prostitute.'"

― am0n, Friday, 30 October 2009 15:07 (seventeen years ago)

prostitutes don't work for food?

― am0n, Friday, 30 October 2009 15:08 (seventeen years ago)

crack is food, right? Or is it an emotion?

― i ? sauces (╓abies), Friday, 30 October 2009 15:10 (seventeen years ago)

it's a state of mind

― Yo, Lout! (darraghmac), Friday, 30 October 2009 15:12 (seventeen years ago)

You're talking about a 43-year-old woman who was overcome by Phillies fever

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 30 October 2009 15:18 (seventeen years ago)

should of posted that to you just freaked out our director of LOLs

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 30 October 2009 15:28 (seventeen years ago)

cbs news blog just killing it today

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/10/29/ap/strange/main5454626.shtml

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 30 October 2009 15:29 (seventeen years ago)

ha, obv meant ayo lets go phillies get me a fukkin tastykake

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 30 October 2009 15:30 (seventeen years ago)

http://whatsupshutup.ytmnd.com/

― am0n, Friday, 30 October 2009 15:32 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CbH7pCBmhA

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 30 October 2009 16:18 (seventeen years ago)

lol, way to milk it

October 29, 2009 - EXCLUSIVE: Susan Finkelstein, Alleged Sex-for-Series Wife, Says "No Such Thing as a Free Ticket"
October 29, 2009 - Susan Finkelstein, "Sex for Series" Wife, Says She's Happily Married (Pics)
October 28, 2009 - Susan Finkelstein Pics: Did She Really Offer Sex for World Series Tickets?
October 28, 2009 - Susan Finkelstein, Woman Accused of Offering Sex for Tickets, May Go to World Series After All
October 28, 2009 - Susan Finkelstein Sex for Series? Lawyer Says Tickets Were For Husband
October 27, 2009 - Susan Finkelstein Offered Sex for World Series Tickets, Say Cops

― goole, Friday, 30 October 2009 18:38 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2009/10/no-mask-no-problem-suspects-use-permanent-marker.html

http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/w_Iowa320x200.jpg
How do you spell dumb?

With a permanent black marker, according to the police chief of a small Iowa town where two men allegedly used a marker -- instead of a mask or stocking -- to disguise their faces before trying to break into a home.

http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2009/10/no-mask-no-problem-suspects-use-permanent-marker.html

― i got nothin (deej), Friday, 30 October 2009 21:21 (seventeen years ago)

that makes me so mad

― i ain't no daggum son of a gun (latebloomer), Friday, 30 October 2009 21:23 (seventeen years ago)

well that just solved me costume problem

― how rad bandit (gbx), Friday, 30 October 2009 21:26 (seventeen years ago)

me --> my

i am not a british

― how rad bandit (gbx), Friday, 30 October 2009 21:27 (seventeen years ago)

oi guvnah get me black markuh

― jØrdån (omar little), Friday, 30 October 2009 21:28 (seventeen years ago)

maybe they were disguised as lovable chimney sweeps

― how rad bandit (gbx), Friday, 30 October 2009 21:29 (seventeen years ago)

dying @ this

― Peepoop Patel (harbl), Friday, 30 October 2009 21:33 (seventeen years ago)

didnt i already post that

― cutty, Friday, 30 October 2009 21:39 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/10/28/ap/strange/main5437383.shtml

― cutty, Thursday, October 29, 2009 1:43 PM (Yesterday)

― am0n, Friday, 30 October 2009 23:37 (seventeen years ago)

i didn't click it because i thought it was news

― Peepoop Patel (harbl), Friday, 30 October 2009 23:43 (seventeen years ago)

i hate incompetent criminals. if you're gonna flaunt society's rules at least do it right. douchetards.

― i ain't no daggum son of a gun (latebloomer), Friday, 30 October 2009 23:45 (seventeen years ago)

i want to start a business that teaches people how to do crimes properly

― Peepoop Patel (harbl), Friday, 30 October 2009 23:46 (seventeen years ago)

― i ain't no daggum son of a gun (latebloomer), Friday, 30 October 2009 23:50 (seventeen years ago)

little miss perfect crimes

― estela, Friday, 30 October 2009 23:51 (seventeen years ago)

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/86882-4/Whiteboy_misses_dunk.gif

― am0n, Saturday, 31 October 2009 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

hahahah

― a goon boy (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 31 October 2009 04:26 (seventeen years ago)

haw!

― how rad bandit (gbx), Saturday, 31 October 2009 18:26 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dcv5iphkec

― i ain't no daggum son of a gun (latebloomer), Monday, 2 November 2009 02:33 (seventeen years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_v-zWDIlT3zQ/Such4mFookI/AAAAAAAAE4U/JwWHS5MJeV0/s1600-h/owned_by_friends.jpg

― cutty, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 15:35 (seventeen years ago)

Whiteboys_scurrying_little_feet.gif

― goole, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 16:39 (seventeen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cats_with_fraudulent_diplomas

― luol deng (am0n), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 16:53 (seventeen years ago)

best URL of 2009

― caek, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 17:04 (seventeen years ago)

http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2009/11/4/16/obscene-street-corner-22827-1257369293-20.jpg

i'll meet you at the corner of cumming and semen

― cutty, Thursday, 5 November 2009 16:28 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/99005

― cutty, Thursday, 5 November 2009 18:17 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/q3.png

dying @ this

― Bobby Wo (max), Friday, 6 November 2009 18:18 (seventeen years ago)

haaa!

― ian, Friday, 6 November 2009 18:19 (seventeen years ago)

that is the best

― goole, Friday, 6 November 2009 19:20 (seventeen years ago)

omg

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/mommas-boy1.png

― sexual alien v. sexual predator (m bison), Friday, 6 November 2009 21:05 (seventeen years ago)

holy lol

― Yeah~ I can flay~~~ (HI DERE), Friday, 6 November 2009 21:07 (seventeen years ago)

~wince~

― goole, Friday, 6 November 2009 21:07 (seventeen years ago)

reason 345928 i'm not having kids

― jaxon, Friday, 6 November 2009 21:35 (seventeen years ago)

why the fuck did he friend her?

― you get ribbons when you're in 4H (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 November 2009 22:32 (seventeen years ago)

why do any of you think it's real is the bigger question

― how rad bandit (gbx), Friday, 6 November 2009 23:08 (seventeen years ago)

yeah that looks like a shop

seen a few

pixels

― It's-a not so bad (jeff), Saturday, 7 November 2009 01:35 (seventeen years ago)

from our forsale mailing list at work. best misspelling EVER!!

Hi,
I’m looking for a pair of crotches that can be adjusted for a 5.2 height. I will need them till mid-December. Please reply directly to me if you have a pair that I could borrow or buy form you.
Thanks!
Maud

― jaxon, Monday, 9 November 2009 19:07 (sixteen years ago)

I just farted so loud the fart I farted could be used in a movie

― nice email (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, November 9, 2009 9:48 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

uh oh I'm having a fartasy

― harbl, Monday, November 9, 2009 9:51 PM (2 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Monday, 9 November 2009 21:52 (sixteen years ago)

Reminds me of one of my favourite questions ever on The Straight Dope's message board: "Am I farting holes in my underwear?"

― StanM, Monday, 9 November 2009 22:53 (sixteen years ago)

amazing:

http://danknuggzz.blogspot.com/

― cutty, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 20:28 (sixteen years ago)

http://twitter.com/DANKNUGGZZ

― cutty, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 20:30 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcHkK0C5mFY

― It's-a not so bad (jeff), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 20:47 (sixteen years ago)

was she drunk or

― nog right (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 20:51 (sixteen years ago)

just feelin a groove

― It's-a not so bad (jeff), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 20:53 (sixteen years ago)

http://i36.tinypic.com/24b7r7k.jpg

― It's-a not so bad (jeff), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 20:54 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tyu0oCRXUMA

― luol deng (am0n), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 21:06 (sixteen years ago)

the ewok hump al roker leg

― luol deng (am0n), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 21:09 (sixteen years ago)

so many ppl i know about only bc of the soup

― plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 21:10 (sixteen years ago)

ewok moonwalk

― because she looks awesome, like in the face (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 21:56 (sixteen years ago)

then he hump al roker leg

― luol deng (am0n), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 21:58 (sixteen years ago)

britney can i get your sister email why because she look intersting and then she hump al roker leg

― StanM, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 22:00 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFLyJncFTxM

― fel (latebloomer), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 04:29 (sixteen years ago)

Ha.

― Bloggers Might Ride (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 04:48 (sixteen years ago)

i like the way he says "incredible"

― fel (latebloomer), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 05:02 (sixteen years ago)

the ewok hump al roker leg

I posted that on FB lat week but my clip didn't have anywhere near such a great title.

― bear say hi to me (ENBB), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 12:07 (sixteen years ago)

i'll answer mr snrub's questions here

contender for thread of the year

― max, Thursday, 12 November 2009 01:32 (sixteen years ago)

Why the FUCK hasn't there been a thread like that before?!

― If Planes Could Fly This Place Would Be an Airport (s1ocki), Thursday, 12 November 2009 02:10 (sixteen years ago)

When he's done with that one, maybe he should turn his attention to Tuomas. On second thought...

― Bloggers Might Ride (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 12 November 2009 02:15 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.sportspickle.com/article:381/andre-agassi-book-deleted-scenes-the-merkin

― jaxon, Thursday, 12 November 2009 03:23 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeMJOPlK-0E&feature=player_embedded

― lots of jerks (gbx), Thursday, 12 November 2009 14:57 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJgDYdA8dio

― It's-a not so bad (jeff), Friday, 13 November 2009 08:31 (sixteen years ago)

"dana is off tonight"

― goth brooks (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 13 November 2009 09:52 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYQTwvongCE

― jØrdån (omar little), Friday, 13 November 2009 20:57 (sixteen years ago)

if only life was so simple

― house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Friday, 13 November 2009 21:09 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYjdcpmWyOA

― jaxon, Sunday, 15 November 2009 19:19 (sixteen years ago)

courtesy of The Institute of Snap!thology

― plaxico (I know, right?), Sunday, 15 November 2009 19:21 (sixteen years ago)

lol what the hell

― it's a harb knock life for us (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 15 November 2009 19:21 (sixteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marlon_Riggs 4 ur education

― plaxico (I know, right?), Sunday, 15 November 2009 19:22 (sixteen years ago)

dueling grand diva snaps!
SNAP-ap-ap

― because she looks awesome, like in the face (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 15 November 2009 22:05 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwR-0tA79pg

― fel (latebloomer), Monday, 16 November 2009 01:30 (sixteen years ago)

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― luol deng (am0n), Monday, 16 November 2009 16:22 (sixteen years ago)

oh my everloving god

― the juddering triumph of camembert (acoleuthic), Monday, 16 November 2009 16:26 (sixteen years ago)

'everything is terrible' is a find

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cxH6gfzNMg&feature=channel

― the juddering triumph of camembert (acoleuthic), Monday, 16 November 2009 16:46 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZN1puUwH0c

wah wah solo is epic

― jaxon, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:13 (sixteen years ago)

oh my.

― I must have five minutes of iguana time (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:18 (sixteen years ago)

my name is gerry (jerry) phillips and i have been playing songs on my hands for 38 years!

lol

― psychgawsple, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 23:13 (sixteen years ago)

amazing

― sackful of hollow (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 23:23 (sixteen years ago)

dude's already been on jimmy kimmel

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 23:35 (sixteen years ago)

personally I think this is his masterwork

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1WKYmx4i1Q

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 23:36 (sixteen years ago)

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/20343/8.jpg

― super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 00:25 (sixteen years ago)

LLLLLLLLLLLLOL

― sackful of hollow (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 00:26 (sixteen years ago)

omg

― indie spare (electricsound), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 00:29 (sixteen years ago)

hahahaha

― nearly one-third of a man (Z S), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 00:33 (sixteen years ago)

http://jezebel.com/5407573/wtf-moment-on-daytime-tv

― SMH (ice cr?m), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 19:41 (sixteen years ago)

whoopi coughs because it wasn't "rape-rape"

― luol deng (am0n), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 19:52 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.gruposabordemexico.org/imagelib/sitebuilder/pictures/qpics/words/say_what.gif

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 19:52 (sixteen years ago)

"I'm pretty sure that was a major case of nerves and wanting to be funny and talking too quickly and foot-in-mouth. When she said she was 13, I think her thought process went like this:'oh-shit-that-sounds-too-young-to-be-having-sex': "I was raped", 'oh-shit-that-is-possibly-the-worse-thing-I-could-say-in-the-world-ever-maybe-if-I-laugh-really-hard-people-won't-notice', "HA HA HA"."

― I must have five minutes of iguana time (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 20:16 (sixteen years ago)

someone in comment said she was actually 19 though

― harbl, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 20:24 (sixteen years ago)

so like the entire thing was lol rape

― harbl, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 20:24 (sixteen years ago)

yeah she was just jokin abt how being old is worse than anything - if she made that joke to me i wouldve just lold - but its a lil out there for the view and prob tv in general is the point

― SMH (ice cr?m), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 20:26 (sixteen years ago)

i don't get the point of the view

― harbl, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 20:29 (sixteen years ago)

its just a particular point of view

― SMH (ice cr?m), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 20:30 (sixteen years ago)

the point of the view is that it *has* no point of view

― jØrdån (omar little), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 20:30 (sixteen years ago)

i feel like i do that kind of thing all the time (no not rape)
where i introduce myself and the person will say sorry i wasn't here earlier and i'm like oh it's okay i was just staring out into space and reflecting on my sins so the time went fast and then there's an unpleasant lull before we get started.
then i have to be extra clever and obscure in my references so people get "well he's odd" as opposed to "well he's larcenous"

― fifteen minutes of iguana time famous (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 20:31 (sixteen years ago)

theres water on the moon fyi

― SMH (ice cr?m), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 20:32 (sixteen years ago)

umm u must have missed this statement--

official chinatown of ilx statement about the water on the moon

― max, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 20:35 (sixteen years ago)

correction: there is no water on the moon

― SMH (ice cr?m), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 20:38 (sixteen years ago)

...fyi

― SMH (ice cr?m), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 20:40 (sixteen years ago)

the point of the view is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzPBk1p37Zw

― luol deng (am0n), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 20:45 (sixteen years ago)

one time i accidentally drank a gulp or two of my own rancid urine - long story - and after practically drinking a bottle of mouthwash and brushing my teeth a zillion times i still couldnt get the taste out of my mouth, so overpowering was it - so i ended up drivin to a gas station, just seeing if i could eat some crap or something to help drive away the pee taste in my mouth, and i ended up buying a package of hostess cupcakes - and basically it just ended up that i ate urine flavored cupcakes, so now i associate cupcakes with the taste of rancid urine

― NEW YORK DESERVED 9-11 (cankles), Friday, November 20, 2009 3:17 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― ice cr?m, Friday, 20 November 2009 20:21 (sixteen years ago)

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/120349/original.jpg

― ice cr?m, Friday, 20 November 2009 20:26 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLvcSVgNqpk

― luol deng (am0n), Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:02 (sixteen years ago)

nude pics... SEND ME SOME

― broski dawg (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:06 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMRWNNBYAc8

― http://tinyurl.com/bapppp (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:09 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el_2GTWtR54

― luol deng (am0n), Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:11 (sixteen years ago)

THATS NOT COOL (dot com)

― la monte jung (cutty), Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:43 (sixteen years ago)

omg lol @ breeze pillow mask wtf

― la monte jung (cutty), Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:45 (sixteen years ago)

it is used for big nostrils such as....african-american

― jØrdån (omar little), Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:47 (sixteen years ago)

that schoolboard video was definitely worth the five minutes. dude is a bro

― jaxon, Saturday, 21 November 2009 02:24 (sixteen years ago)

yeah that is an excellent video.

― la monte jung (cutty), Saturday, 21 November 2009 02:49 (sixteen years ago)

dwight david honeycutt has my vote

― max, Saturday, 21 November 2009 03:50 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?s=5ac6b8ef4fd9e4e33dcd560b48994e2e&p=2414188

― fifteen minutes of iguana time famous (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 21 November 2009 06:26 (sixteen years ago)

VOTE Dwight David Honeycutt for Conway School Board

― ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 06:37 (sixteen years ago)

damn david guan hacking breeze nasal pillow mask haaard

― ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 06:44 (sixteen years ago)

dwight david honeycutt has my vote

what is the story behind this fellow anyhow?

― andy watt (stevie), Saturday, 21 November 2009 13:39 (sixteen years ago)

he was running for conway school board

― la monte jung (cutty), Saturday, 21 November 2009 13:53 (sixteen years ago)

aha thank you

― andy watt (stevie), Saturday, 21 November 2009 14:07 (sixteen years ago)

why settle for school board Dwight David Honeycutt

― iiiijjjj, Saturday, 21 November 2009 16:13 (sixteen years ago)

if there was a bald eagle here right now... i'd fuck it

― fifteen minutes of iguana time famous (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 21 November 2009 17:02 (sixteen years ago)

lol

― big darn deal (Z S), Saturday, 21 November 2009 17:08 (sixteen years ago)

dwight david honeycutt has my vote

― max, Saturday, 21 November 2009 03:50 (19 hours ago)

― fel (latebloomer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 23:40 (sixteen years ago)

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/epic-fail-pretty-fail.jpg

― fel (latebloomer), Monday, 23 November 2009 20:45 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2009/11/Michael-J-Fox-Steven-Tyler.jpg

― jaxon, Monday, 23 November 2009 23:59 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2009/11/Michael-J-Fox-Elvis-Costello-John-Popper.jpg

― jaxon, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 00:00 (sixteen years ago)

http://althistory.wikia.com/wiki/Pac_Never_Got_Shot

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 02:52 (sixteen years ago)

lol!

― harbl, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 02:54 (sixteen years ago)

September 11 2001: 9/11 never happens

\(o_o)/

― harbl, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 02:54 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGvQAJG2DJA

― harbl, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 03:01 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/2012lisasimpson?ref=nf

― ♪♫(●̲̲̅̅̅̅=̲̲̅̅̅̅●̲̅̅)♪♫ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 06:06 (sixteen years ago)

omg lol

― fel (latebloomer), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 06:07 (sixteen years ago)

holy shit i can't stop laughting
that is unseemly!!!!

― ian, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 06:09 (sixteen years ago)

kind of ur typical research mathematician

― fifteen minutes of iguana time famous (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 06:29 (sixteen years ago)

lolll

― bear say hi to me (ENBB), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 06:44 (sixteen years ago)

http://althistory.wikia.com/wiki/Pac_Never_Got_Shot

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 02:52 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lololololololololwtf WTF

― 9-1 never forget (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 07:39 (sixteen years ago)

June 30 1998: Tupac Graduates from Yale and announces he is leaving the music industry and announces he is running for Congress as a representative of New York on the republican ticket and a strict constitutional platform. During his political career he would be good friends with Ron Paul from Texas.

0_0

― Fritz Severe (stevie), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 08:25 (sixteen years ago)

August 24 1999: the Supreme Court overturns Roe v Wade by a Unanimous Majority saying in Planned Parenthood v Shakur and Paul that the Federal government has the right to regulate abortion. Massive protests occur which quickly subside when Tupac tells the crowds that he "never said abortion was made illegal, but there has to be something done about the massive rates of abortion in this country" as well as accusing them of hypocrisy by opposing the death sentence of murderers and rapists in one hand and on the other remaining silent on compulsory abortions in China adding that early feminists actually opposed abortion saying it is a symptom rather than a solution to sexism.

― 9-1 never forget (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 08:34 (sixteen years ago)

also

February 21 2001: Tupac proposes the Airline Security Act alongside Ralph Nader and Ron Paul that would reinforce cockpit doors alongside allowing passengers to be armed. The bill is passed unanimously by Congress and the Senate.

September 11 2001: 9/11 never happens because of the Airline Security Act and all the terrorists are apprehended after the planes make an emergency landing

June 2 2002: On the way to Congress to propose a bill that would scrap the Federal Reserve, Tupac dies in a collision with a car.

― 9-1 never forget (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 08:35 (sixteen years ago)

yeah the whole thing is so 0_0 i'm worried my contacts might fall out

― Fritz Severe (stevie), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 08:42 (sixteen years ago)

Stardate 623587.01 : Vulcan blows up, Pac sends condolences

― fel (latebloomer), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 09:13 (sixteen years ago)

Massive protests occur which quickly subside when Tupac tells the crowds that he "never said abortion was made illegal, but there has to be something done about the massive rates of abortion in this country"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 09:29 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35xfeh9Was8

― leave garbage snickers eat snickers leave garbage (jeff), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 18:49 (sixteen years ago)

HOLY MAKAL

― la monte jung (cutty), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 19:27 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK-_Jw0GKKM

― ddb, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 22:41 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZwWTOi-ut4

― luol deng (am0n), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 22:45 (sixteen years ago)

dog video is win because of editing

― sexually blount country matters (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 23:20 (sixteen years ago)

poor mabel

― bear say hi to me (ENBB), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 23:22 (sixteen years ago)

don't lie u love it

― plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 23:32 (sixteen years ago)

O_O

― bear say hi to me (ENBB), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 23:35 (sixteen years ago)

yeah it was too late when i realised what i'd said \(o-o)/

― plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 23:36 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Oj0-splZw&feature=player_embedded

― circa1916, Wednesday, 25 November 2009 21:54 (sixteen years ago)

m_Oj0-splZw is right

― I wanna take a ride on your disco duck (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 22:01 (sixteen years ago)

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/Get%20Motivated%20-%20027%20-%20Colin%20Powell.JPG
ok wtf

― Matt Stafford for the next week or two (wanko ergo sum), Wednesday, 25 November 2009 22:46 (sixteen years ago)

it's a shop

― la monte jung (cutty), Thursday, 26 November 2009 00:07 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZsBL4d1Eus

― harbl, Thursday, 26 November 2009 22:12 (sixteen years ago)

looool!

― plaxico (I know, right?), Thursday, 26 November 2009 22:30 (sixteen years ago)

kind of sad but mostly lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT9ZUISxDpU
^open up five tabs of this and start each one second apart; kind of amazing

― ilx mooncup (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 November 2009 22:39 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zLb9UtQhy8&feature=player_embedded

― tectonic p (latebloomer), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 03:57 (sixteen years ago)

lolololol

― jaxon, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 06:52 (sixteen years ago)

way to maintain the standard, ppl. I had not looked at this thread over a week, but it has been on a fine stretch of lols of late. Keep up the good work!

― there is a ban in a smiling bag (Pillbox), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 16:54 (sixteen years ago)

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs019.snc3/12659_1290926239386_1417166461_30824771_4119966_n.jpg

― Bay-L.A. Bar Talk (Hurting 2), Thursday, 3 December 2009 04:32 (sixteen years ago)

^^^ belongs on awesome thread

― Cosmic Ugg (S-), Thursday, 3 December 2009 04:44 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.unplggd.com/uimages/unplggd/120109christimasdittohouse.jpg

― plaxico (I know, right?), Thursday, 3 December 2009 15:43 (sixteen years ago)

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p109/babychoby/humpty.gif

this is neither lol nor sad nor awesome i am just like uhhhhhh

― leave garbage snickers eat snickers leave garbage (jeff), Thursday, 3 December 2009 22:00 (sixteen years ago)

i don't particularly care for that

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 3 December 2009 22:03 (sixteen years ago)

that makes me feel gross

― harbl, Thursday, 3 December 2009 22:03 (sixteen years ago)

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a364/mypenworks/faf%20gif/asian.gif

― leave garbage snickers eat snickers leave garbage (jeff), Thursday, 3 December 2009 22:08 (sixteen years ago)

asian.gif

― max, Thursday, 3 December 2009 22:09 (sixteen years ago)

DO NOT LIKE CLOWN FACE

― there is a ban in a smiling bag (Pillbox), Thursday, 3 December 2009 23:25 (sixteen years ago)

humpty wayne facy dude also has one where he does a california raisin

― unified theory of objectionable thoughts (latebloomer), Friday, 4 December 2009 07:23 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZeciX-3wfs

― pash rules everything around me (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 4 December 2009 19:48 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqqcyJ1Zg_w

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 4 December 2009 20:47 (sixteen years ago)

dying

― jaxon, Friday, 4 December 2009 20:50 (sixteen years ago)

loool

― ice cr?m hand job (deej), Friday, 4 December 2009 20:58 (sixteen years ago)

DO NOT LIKE CLOWN FACE

― there is a ban in a smiling bag (Pillbox), Thursday, December 3, 2009 11:25 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― ian, Friday, 4 December 2009 21:21 (sixteen years ago)

thanx for da ride mayne

― luol deng (am0n), Friday, 4 December 2009 21:54 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/12/02/AR2009120201455.html

― mookieproof, Friday, 4 December 2009 22:45 (sixteen years ago)

cankles write the original article?

― jaxon, Friday, 4 December 2009 22:58 (sixteen years ago)

haha just came to post the public enemy

― dmr, Friday, 4 December 2009 23:10 (sixteen years ago)

okay, this kid is throwing his tag up around times square and this is the door that I use to go into work and it's not so lolzy, but it really makes me think of cankles:
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku5i28iePV1qzyx8yo1_1280.jpg%3FAWSAccessKeyId%3D0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2%26Expires%3D1260055112%26Signature%3DGqQNISDRegZ3Vlg3hfGpXwTWQOQ%3D

― Drama Mama's and Papa's too! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 December 2009 23:19 (sixteen years ago)

http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku5i28iePV1qzyx8yo1_500.jpg

― Drama Mama's and Papa's too! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 December 2009 23:20 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2009/12/wtf-meeting.jpg

― unified theory of objectionable thoughts (latebloomer), Monday, 7 December 2009 01:25 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhPXDkWsW3g

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 7 December 2009 02:26 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z2vU8M6CYI

― unified theory of objectionable thoughts (latebloomer), Monday, 7 December 2009 07:00 (sixteen years ago)

that is AWESOME

― Baligh Hamdi, the "Big Pimpin'" guy (stevie), Monday, 7 December 2009 09:59 (sixteen years ago)

omg loooooool

― adorable cheese inscription (a hoy hoy), Monday, 7 December 2009 10:19 (sixteen years ago)

Jim "Jam" Coopton

― afa the i can c (roxymuzak), Monday, 7 December 2009 11:48 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca6IF4yIcxg

― la monte jung (cutty), Monday, 7 December 2009 15:13 (sixteen years ago)

that is the fakest-looking thing imaginable that is probably 100% real

― manuel EGOT-sching (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 7 December 2009 15:15 (sixteen years ago)

LOL sand niggers

― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 7 December 2009 15:49 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Oj0-splZw

― too shart (am0n), Monday, 7 December 2009 17:14 (sixteen years ago)

Christian youth groups finally have an alternative to normal, aka "front," hugs. As we all know, face to face embraces run the horrific risk of a clothed crotch graze. The Christian Side-Hug (or the CSH, as the kids call it) rids us of sin, as the only below the belt contact will be some good old-fashioned hip on hip action.

― too shart (am0n), Monday, 7 December 2009 17:15 (sixteen years ago)

LOL side huggers

― leave garbage snickers eat snickers leave garbage (jeff), Monday, 7 December 2009 17:19 (sixteen years ago)

― too shart (am0n), Monday, 7 December 2009 17:27 (sixteen years ago)

from those fellers what did that beatles program yonder:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48

― unified theory of objectionable thoughts (latebloomer), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 06:35 (sixteen years ago)

great concept

― justin timberlane (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 06:52 (sixteen years ago)

that's pretty great

― Drama Mama's and Papa's too! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:41 (sixteen years ago)

i like

― harbl, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 14:55 (sixteen years ago)

pretty good!

― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 15:24 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iClHpepBY1I

― too shart (am0n), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 15:39 (sixteen years ago)

yes!

― ★彡☆ ★彡 (ENBB), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 15:44 (sixteen years ago)

looooooooooooooooooooool

― la monte jung (cutty), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 16:00 (sixteen years ago)

omg @ the sex offenders and the beatles thingies

LAYLA IN THE SKY FOR THE BENEFIT OF SHAFT

― 102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 16:12 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2wViKSh_M

― jaxon, Tuesday, 8 December 2009 19:39 (sixteen years ago)

that's been posted already i think?

― la monte jung (cutty), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 19:45 (sixteen years ago)

yeah in o_O i think

― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 19:46 (sixteen years ago)

either that or i dreamt the plot of "ultimate muscle roller legend"

― la monte jung (cutty), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 19:48 (sixteen years ago)

was gonna say 'the antidote to 'trucker's delight'' until babycrotch, now i am merely XD_O

― 102. LJ: British. 5. (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 19:51 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-MdlEfdvNo&feature=player_embedded#at=160

― leave garbage snickers eat snickers leave garbage (jeff), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 00:49 (sixteen years ago)

ah, i guess you can't pick a starting point on ilx. jump to 2:40.

― leave garbage snickers eat snickers leave garbage (jeff), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 00:50 (sixteen years ago)

sorry if this a repost but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMBrL60rPCQ

― LA CANCION MAS PRETENCIOSA DEL MUNDO... (The Reverend), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 11:36 (sixteen years ago)

loofah loofah loofah LOOFAH

― Drama Mama's and Papa's too! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 14:02 (sixteen years ago)

ahaha

― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 14:32 (sixteen years ago)

some woman's group complained about that ad, yo

― radric the entertainbrrr (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 14:52 (sixteen years ago)

they don't actually show that on TV do they? I thought Method or some other "green" cleaning company put it together for a trade show or something

― dmr, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 15:04 (sixteen years ago)

oh. duh. it says Method right there. I didn't make it to the end

― dmr, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 15:05 (sixteen years ago)

they don't show anything that's a minute long on tv iirc

― radric the entertainbrrr (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 15:05 (sixteen years ago)

"use a loofah"

― what u think i steen for to push a crawfish? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 15:14 (sixteen years ago)

it is successfully crepey, I'll give em that

― dmr, Wednesday, 9 December 2009 15:17 (sixteen years ago)

yeah i have to admit i didn't think she was actually gonna get in the shower. it got real disconcerting after that even if funny voices = lol

― what u think i steen for to push a crawfish? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 9 December 2009 15:19 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmNb3xJFzkc&feature=player_embedded

― unified theory of objectionable thoughts (latebloomer), Thursday, 10 December 2009 08:27 (sixteen years ago)

"Even if you don't take it seriously, I can assure you SATAN takes it quite seriously. DEMONS take it quite seriously."

― unified theory of objectionable thoughts (latebloomer), Thursday, 10 December 2009 08:31 (sixteen years ago)

^followed immediately by image of Jigglypuff

― unified theory of objectionable thoughts (latebloomer), Thursday, 10 December 2009 08:32 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn83rtHwH8k

― Dark, promiscuous five-year-old (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 10 December 2009 12:45 (sixteen years ago)

yeah-haw

― my adrian langs a ton (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 10 December 2009 13:12 (sixteen years ago)

god's gift to chainsaws needs a new boyfriend

― Drama Mama's and Papa's too! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 December 2009 14:04 (sixteen years ago)

3:07-3:17 sped up dancing part megaLOLs

― twice boiled cabbage is death, Thursday, 10 December 2009 14:30 (sixteen years ago)

so crabcore songwriting has made it's way to metrosexual pop?

― jaxon, Thursday, 10 December 2009 16:54 (sixteen years ago)

just noticed that the christian sidehug song borrows its melody from the star wars imperial march LOL

― Kate 'Impeach' Bush (Future_Perfect), Thursday, 10 December 2009 21:00 (sixteen years ago)

LOL

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 10 December 2009 21:34 (sixteen years ago)

im a ruff rider
filled up with christ luv

― too shart (am0n), Thursday, 10 December 2009 21:42 (sixteen years ago)

democratic shift in the congress

― Kate 'Impeach' Bush (Future_Perfect), Thursday, 10 December 2009 22:01 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8vvhGixWQQ

― robster craws (cutty), Saturday, 12 December 2009 01:18 (sixteen years ago)

lol

― too shart (am0n), Saturday, 12 December 2009 02:22 (sixteen years ago)

ahahaha

― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Saturday, 12 December 2009 02:36 (sixteen years ago)

heh

― iiiijjjj, Saturday, 12 December 2009 05:50 (sixteen years ago)

wtf @ dean heslop

― afa the i can c (roxymuzak), Saturday, 12 December 2009 23:42 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gGopKNPqVk

― robster craws (cutty), Sunday, 13 December 2009 01:44 (sixteen years ago)

lol @ stephen fry in that

― afa the i can c (roxymuzak), Sunday, 13 December 2009 04:37 (sixteen years ago)

xp dude should totally do a service where he makes theme songs for your pets and loved ones

― that is a whole discussion within itself that is worth debating (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 13 December 2009 16:04 (sixteen years ago)

http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kug7wgrkcb1qzq52eo1_500.jpg

― mookieproof, Sunday, 13 December 2009 16:15 (sixteen years ago)

hahaha

― too shart (am0n), Sunday, 13 December 2009 16:54 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOw2Q1MbcpE

― jaxon, Sunday, 13 December 2009 19:52 (sixteen years ago)

ghostface otm about washing your face before your nuts

― LA CANCION MAS PRETENCIOSA DEL MUNDO... (The Reverend), Monday, 14 December 2009 06:32 (sixteen years ago)

http://s.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web03/2009/12/11/12/okay-i-really-need-to-figure-out-a-way-to-let-7880-1260552978-56.jpg

― dmr, Monday, 14 December 2009 14:39 (sixteen years ago)

LMFAO

― yahoo terius (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 14 December 2009 14:42 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncUsYo8vSNQ

― leave garbage snickers eat snickers leave garbage (jeff), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 09:58 (sixteen years ago)

http://i48.tinypic.com/2q8ne52.jpg

― being being kiss-ass fake nice (gbx), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 14:45 (sixteen years ago)

face swapping never gets old

― (9/9/8/9) (cozwn), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 14:47 (sixteen years ago)

also what size is tht guy's head even?!

― (9/9/8/9) (cozwn), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 14:47 (sixteen years ago)

is that JW on the left?

― caek, Friday, 18 December 2009 08:56 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.manbabies.com/

― harbl, Friday, 18 December 2009 16:56 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.manbabies.com/

― cozwn, Friday, 18 December 2009 16:57 (sixteen years ago)

ah shiii didn't work nm

― cozwn, Friday, 18 December 2009 16:58 (sixteen years ago)

ah shiii didn't work nm

― harbl, Friday, 18 December 2009 16:58 (sixteen years ago)

ehhhhhh not so sure about this
http://www.younicornme.com/

― fictional, homosexual, Baltimore hoodlum (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 December 2009 17:25 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.newschannel9.com/news/year-987196-old-christmas.html

― shartin jort (am0n), Friday, 18 December 2009 21:00 (sixteen years ago)

the part about him wearing a dress is the best

― crazy shituations (cutty), Friday, 18 December 2009 21:36 (sixteen years ago)

haha i love tennessee

― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Friday, 18 December 2009 23:23 (sixteen years ago)

http://vimeo.com/8297296

― tiger's wood (latebloomer), Monday, 21 December 2009 09:01 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.break.com/index/grindcore-baby.html

― the finest of display name homies (s1ocki), Monday, 21 December 2009 18:21 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2779253/Hunt-for-shop-nut-who-smelled-staff-members-bum.html

― crazy shituations (cutty), Monday, 21 December 2009 21:07 (sixteen years ago)

^^^ new display name

― bum-sniff deviant (cutty), Monday, 21 December 2009 21:08 (sixteen years ago)

dammit I was just about to use that

― when i was your age i was thinking about how to kill people (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 December 2009 21:09 (sixteen years ago)

i knew if i didn't declare my new name someone else would claim it

― bum-sniff deviant (cutty), Monday, 21 December 2009 21:13 (sixteen years ago)

it was too good to turn up

― when i was your age i was thinking about how to kill people (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 December 2009 21:17 (sixteen years ago)

5ft 9in balding ginger weirdo

― shartin jort (am0n), Monday, 21 December 2009 22:11 (sixteen years ago)

That's the best bit.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Monday, 21 December 2009 22:16 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUDjCFHWlqA

― bum-sniff deviant (cutty), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 16:08 (sixteen years ago)

: )

― shartin jort (am0n), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 18:53 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDvo3XiA5tw

― bum-sniff deviant (cutty), Thursday, 24 December 2009 01:24 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=793639&content=songinfo&songID=8516436

― happy christmas your ass (electricsound), Thursday, 24 December 2009 01:54 (sixteen years ago)

haha

― livinginthesunlightlovinginthemoonlighthavingawonderfultime (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 25 December 2009 01:15 (sixteen years ago)

the bike seat sniffing!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8432887.stm

― blame it on the acoleuthic (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 05:03 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.keapr.com/images/dc189260-27f3-468e-83f4-cd40861ae90a.jpg

― pithfork (Hurting 2), Friday, 1 January 2010 22:33 (sixteen years ago)

http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1262387713722.png

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 2 January 2010 00:08 (sixteen years ago)

omg the vagina scent video

― art crut (The Reverend), Saturday, 2 January 2010 00:55 (sixteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v312/bruegel/1193892197921kz2.jpg

― deej, Saturday, 2 January 2010 22:30 (sixteen years ago)

http://i50.tinypic.com/1412zkg.jpg

― chicken sandwich CARL!! (Z S), Sunday, 3 January 2010 21:28 (sixteen years ago)

lols

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Sunday, 3 January 2010 21:42 (sixteen years ago)

in the closing milliseconds of that gif her right leg swings down, while her left seems frozen

― mad people slept on this one (stevie), Sunday, 3 January 2010 21:47 (sixteen years ago)

Replace rollerskates with a bicycle, and the curb with a giant thorny bush, and that was my first attempt at a bike sans training wheels.

― chicken sandwich CARL!! (Z S), Sunday, 3 January 2010 21:47 (sixteen years ago)

i mention this because i can't stop watching how her left leg seems frozen

― mad people slept on this one (stevie), Sunday, 3 January 2010 21:48 (sixteen years ago)

haha, you're right, that's weird! The ending looks fake, but...why would someone take the time to do that?

― chicken sandwich CARL!! (Z S), Sunday, 3 January 2010 21:48 (sixteen years ago)

Now I've noticed there's no rollerskates either: what IS going on? Being pulled by a kite or something? Hands look like they're holding something, but there's nothing there?

― StanM, Sunday, 3 January 2010 21:54 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.gifexplode.com/2e8

― StanM, Sunday, 3 January 2010 21:57 (sixteen years ago)

shes riding some scootery tricycle type thing

― ice cr?m, Sunday, 3 January 2010 21:59 (sixteen years ago)

her foots in the air cause its propped up on the vehicle

― ice cr?m, Sunday, 3 January 2010 22:00 (sixteen years ago)

so someone went frame by frame and removed the tricycle? bizarre.

― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 3 January 2010 22:17 (sixteen years ago)

I understand the reasoning behind removing the tricycle, but I do not understand the reasoning behind not adding in flames behind the invisible roller skates.

― chicken sandwich CARL!! (Z S), Sunday, 3 January 2010 22:26 (sixteen years ago)

http://i46.tinypic.com/2yz0rdl.gif

― chicken sandwich CARL!! (Z S), Sunday, 3 January 2010 22:43 (sixteen years ago)

A+

― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 3 January 2010 23:20 (sixteen years ago)

the original tricycle shot is a pretty popular FAIL gif

― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 January 2010 02:25 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/349sw043yu35.gif

― ice cr?m, Monday, 4 January 2010 02:26 (sixteen years ago)

i admire how peacefully she meets her fate

― ice cr?m, Monday, 4 January 2010 02:27 (sixteen years ago)

She probably assumed she would ramp off the curve and up onto the roof

― chicken sandwich CARL!! (Z S), Monday, 4 January 2010 02:27 (sixteen years ago)

"this is gonna be amazing"

― ice cr?m, Monday, 4 January 2010 02:32 (sixteen years ago)

I think she's skating on those shoes with the wheels in im that the kids rock these days

― condaleeza spice (The Reverend), Monday, 4 January 2010 02:48 (sixteen years ago)

he he faceplant

― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Monday, 4 January 2010 02:50 (sixteen years ago)

ok once more for rev http://i49.tinypic.com/2hf77ea.gif

― ice cr?m, Monday, 4 January 2010 02:51 (sixteen years ago)

so serene :)

― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Monday, 4 January 2010 02:55 (sixteen years ago)

a little too serene if you ask me. I suspect foul play.

― chicken sandwich CARL!! (Z S), Monday, 4 January 2010 02:55 (sixteen years ago)

alright, fine

― condaleeza spice (The Reverend), Monday, 4 January 2010 03:04 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A83TC27Lrqg
apologies if old

― pithfork (Hurting 2), Monday, 4 January 2010 04:48 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/rr2.png

― Queef Latina (J0rdan S.), Monday, 4 January 2010 05:51 (sixteen years ago)

@@@@@@@@

― Joint Custody (ian), Monday, 4 January 2010 05:54 (sixteen years ago)

sometimes I want to high-five a bro just for elevating the bro game to another level

― condaleeza spice (The Reverend), Monday, 4 January 2010 07:01 (sixteen years ago)

OMG

― meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Monday, 4 January 2010 07:11 (sixteen years ago)

http://niccageaseveryone.blogspot.com/

― J0rdan S., Monday, 4 January 2010 23:41 (sixteen years ago)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0f7Muu8izqA/S0JuL8r_vLI/AAAAAAAABJ8/YXasdsdLwUg/s400/PamelaAnderson.jpg

― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 00:54 (sixteen years ago)

thumbs up nic cage everyone

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 5 January 2010 01:03 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aJFSpkxjtY&feature=related

― chicken sandwich CARL!! (Z S), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 04:54 (sixteen years ago)

all that did was make me feel like a jerk :-/

― dome plow (gbx), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 05:06 (sixteen years ago)

made me feel like celebrating love but hey to each their respective own

― iiiijjjj, Tuesday, 5 January 2010 06:43 (sixteen years ago)

Honestly Corky is not what's funny about that video.

― pithfork (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 06:49 (sixteen years ago)

right and Arnold the Semi-Wonder Dog was the one who emotionally anchored the Life Goes On family

― iiiijjjj, Tuesday, 5 January 2010 16:55 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06CvUjLgK5g

― jortin shartgent (harbl), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 23:52 (sixteen years ago)

hahahahaaaaa

― dragon movies (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 23:56 (sixteen years ago)

A+

― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 23:56 (sixteen years ago)

there is a man trapped inside that goat

― hairylaser micropenis pavilion (latebloomer), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 00:06 (sixteen years ago)

i thought i'd clicked on WS '10 at first and wondered what was up

― A™ machine (sic) (omar little), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 00:07 (sixteen years ago)

ROFL

― hairylaser micropenis pavilion (latebloomer), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 00:08 (sixteen years ago)

ime all goats sound like men making goat sounds. thats part of their charm.

― ☆, Wednesday, 6 January 2010 00:38 (sixteen years ago)

that sounds like a goat making a man sound

― hairylaser micropenis pavilion (latebloomer), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 00:45 (sixteen years ago)

actually nm it sounds like a man making a man sound

― hairylaser micropenis pavilion (latebloomer), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 00:46 (sixteen years ago)

when does a man make that sound?

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 00:58 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-r02-oZAW4

― iirc's to you, mrs. robinson (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 01:20 (sixteen years ago)

serious LOLs on that one thank you

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 02:10 (sixteen years ago)

hahahahahahah

― caek, Wednesday, 6 January 2010 02:50 (sixteen years ago)

i lol'd and then i told my wife about it, and then she said "she's blind" and i then i was like ;_;

― girl, you gon' think i invented chex (m bison), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 03:09 (sixteen years ago)

Um, so are a lot of famous musicians? Not sure how that explains it.

― pithfork (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 03:16 (sixteen years ago)

She probably sounds like she's way off because the camera microphone is directly by her cowbell, but the microphones picking up the entire band capture a sound that's delayed a little bit, since it's in a big stadium.

― chicken sandwich CARL!! (Z S), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 03:19 (sixteen years ago)

Then again...she's not even playing in time with guy playing the cymbal RIGHT BESIDE HER, so there goes that theory.

\_O_/

― chicken sandwich CARL!! (Z S), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 03:20 (sixteen years ago)

she's blind and deaf

― jortin shartgent (harbl), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 03:20 (sixteen years ago)

she is a ghost

― leave garbage snickers eat snickers leave garbage (jeff), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 05:59 (sixteen years ago)

watched 5 times in a row

― jaxon, Wednesday, 6 January 2010 06:43 (sixteen years ago)

she's not blind or deaf she's just fuckin bored

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 13:00 (sixteen years ago)

did they have to wear orange berets so as to look like the sponsor reese's pieces?

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 6 January 2010 17:28 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHchmWsrfUo

― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Thursday, 7 January 2010 04:57 (sixteen years ago)

ahahahahaha

― steady mmmobyn (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 7 January 2010 06:11 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COoOgUUl73E

― jaxon, Thursday, 7 January 2010 07:03 (sixteen years ago)

ooof

― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Thursday, 7 January 2010 07:16 (sixteen years ago)

self potatoet

― not a playa but i ilx a lot (deej), Thursday, 7 January 2010 07:24 (sixteen years ago)

haha @ the trout

― estelawolf (The Reverend), Thursday, 7 January 2010 07:38 (sixteen years ago)

DEMON TROUT

― latebloomer, Thursday, 7 January 2010 08:40 (sixteen years ago)

michael is like wtf

― leave garbage snickers eat snickers leave garbage (jeff), Thursday, 7 January 2010 09:09 (sixteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/QccDL.jpg

― dome plow (gbx), Thursday, 7 January 2010 16:15 (sixteen years ago)

whaaa

― chartres (goole), Thursday, 7 January 2010 16:18 (sixteen years ago)

you have freaked out my director of o_Os

― mookieproof, Thursday, 7 January 2010 16:22 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPi588QohEg

― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Thursday, 7 January 2010 16:23 (sixteen years ago)

stupid fucking idiot doesn't know the solar system how does she get by in life

― steady mmmobyn (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 7 January 2010 16:26 (sixteen years ago)

how does she get by on game shows

― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Thursday, 7 January 2010 16:33 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.theawl.com/2010/01/guest-op-ed-i-fell-for-a-blind-girl#more-23561

― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:08 (sixteen years ago)

this whole blind thing is making me mad. she's not fucking deaf. the poor rhythm was more funny to me

― jaxon, Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:40 (sixteen years ago)

stupid fucking idiot doesn't know how to see how does she get by in life

― leave garbage snickers eat snickers leave garbage (jeff), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:42 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT20ZjyEmg4

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Friday, 8 January 2010 13:04 (sixteen years ago)

losing my shit @ Loading....jpg here

― cozwn, Friday, 8 January 2010 13:10 (sixteen years ago)

http://i46.tinypic.com/2j4ri2c.jpg

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 8 January 2010 20:56 (sixteen years ago)

when you see it you will ~~shit bricks~~ go 'awwwwwww'

― i am not down with ppl farting on salami (stevie), Friday, 8 January 2010 20:57 (sixteen years ago)

loooooooooollll

― cozwn, Friday, 8 January 2010 20:58 (sixteen years ago)

supercute!

― plaxico (I know, right?), Friday, 8 January 2010 21:09 (sixteen years ago)

rotten<3

― estela, Friday, 8 January 2010 21:17 (sixteen years ago)

just out of shot

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/33936.jpg

― plaxico (I know, right?), Friday, 8 January 2010 21:51 (sixteen years ago)

is this a new meme i missed out on?

http://www.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/HALFTIME.jpg

― jaxon, Friday, 8 January 2010 21:52 (sixteen years ago)

demon possessed singing trout is one of the funniest ytb vids i've seen in months

― Electric Universe (wherever that is) (acoleuthic), Friday, 8 January 2010 22:01 (sixteen years ago)

u could fairly easily hack one to do that i think

― plaxico (I know, right?), Friday, 8 January 2010 22:13 (sixteen years ago)

letting the battery die isn't really a "hack"

― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Friday, 8 January 2010 22:41 (sixteen years ago)

ok but u still cud

― plaxico (I know, right?), Friday, 8 January 2010 22:42 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEun9r4juVc

― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Friday, 8 January 2010 22:45 (sixteen years ago)

ok but u still cud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6kECR7T4LY

― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Friday, 8 January 2010 22:46 (sixteen years ago)

pretty sure thats out of my league

― plaxico (I know, right?), Friday, 8 January 2010 22:53 (sixteen years ago)

http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs122.snc3/16939_273789002558_729292558_4929661_5086312_n.jpg

― jaxon, Friday, 8 January 2010 23:46 (sixteen years ago)

it's so damn.......literal

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 8 January 2010 23:52 (sixteen years ago)

a+ image and reference

― aarrissi-a-roni, Friday, 8 January 2010 23:58 (sixteen years ago)

lol, took me a second

― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 9 January 2010 03:10 (sixteen years ago)

the big mouth billy bass bushisms are crackin me up

― lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 9 January 2010 03:13 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWQzfXCSonE&feature=player_embedded

― latebloomer, Sunday, 10 January 2010 05:46 (sixteen years ago)

story of my life

― jaxon, Sunday, 10 January 2010 19:24 (sixteen years ago)

viola

― lex submerge (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 11 January 2010 01:55 (sixteen years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xQajtanQ2jk/SzAv6oWMRYI/AAAAAAAABkw/y0ESlJepHUY/s1600-h/58kXI.jpg

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 18:12 (sixteen years ago)

sir ilx-not-enough apparantly

― touch me i'm acoleuthic (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 18:14 (sixteen years ago)

is there another depository for such lols

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 18:15 (sixteen years ago)

http://img2.pict.com/1d/98/79/2449799/0/gif17animatedkitty.gif

― cozwn, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 18:35 (sixteen years ago)

what

― chartres (goole), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 18:36 (sixteen years ago)

http://i50.tinypic.com/2dgwb2x.jpg

― cozwn, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 18:40 (sixteen years ago)

― living like the Na'vi will never happen (HI DERE), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 18:41 (sixteen years ago)

????

― plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 18:42 (sixteen years ago)

david lynch's jerry springer

― Do the english boil pizza? (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 18:43 (sixteen years ago)

ok wait

― A™ machine (sic) (omar little), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 18:51 (sixteen years ago)

what is that....thing?

― A™ machine (sic) (omar little), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 18:51 (sixteen years ago)

what the hell

― sonderangerbot, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 18:52 (sixteen years ago)

what is happening here?
http://i46.tinypic.com/2wq7wcm.jpg

― jaxon, Tuesday, 12 January 2010 19:11 (sixteen years ago)

Someone far too young got into the e.

― Enfonce bien tes ongles et tes doigts délicats dans la jungle de (Michael White), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 19:12 (sixteen years ago)

what is that....thing?

― A™ machine (sic) (omar little), Tuesday, January 12, 2010 1:51 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenny_Easterday

― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Tuesday, 12 January 2010 21:21 (sixteen years ago)

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4002/4267793513_c518f20234_b.jpg

http://www.flickr.com/photos/matthewg15/4267793513/in/set-72157623193844296/

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 20:59 (sixteen years ago)

he looks like my gastroenterologist

― Big K.R.U.T. (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 21:00 (sixteen years ago)

dude with the rayban face tat, whats on your ipod?

― More than 22 years have already passed after I obtain this DX7. (Future_Perfect), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 21:01 (sixteen years ago)

DeniseGW says:

Já vi tatuagem idiota, e esta é uma das top 10.

― chartres (goole), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 21:02 (sixteen years ago)

timbuk3, natch

― The tendrils INTERTWINE with gentle undulations. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 21:02 (sixteen years ago)

WS chick on the right tho.

― The tendrils INTERTWINE with gentle undulations. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 21:02 (sixteen years ago)

― chartres (goole), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 21:04 (sixteen years ago)

Mr Richard Armstrong says:

respect to you and all the people that know you

― chartres (goole), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 21:04 (sixteen years ago)

cutty, do keep up. i posted that last night on NAGL ;)

― jaxon, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 21:55 (sixteen years ago)

wns tht chick until we have confirmation tht her specs are not a tat

― ralph pls go (cozwn), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 21:58 (sixteen years ago)

i know one way to find out ;)

― nutrition na'vi (s1ocki), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 22:00 (sixteen years ago)

what is NAGL?

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 22:07 (sixteen years ago)

http://smartpei.typepad.com/robert_patersons_weblog/images/2007/09/04/ltcolnagl.png

― The tendrils INTERTWINE with gentle undulations. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 22:08 (sixteen years ago)

Patrick NAGL

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ac/DuranRio.jpg

― More than 22 years have already passed after I obtain this DX7. (Future_Perfect), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 22:10 (sixteen years ago)

also: "Not A Good Look"

― living like the Na'vi will never happen (HI DERE), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 22:10 (sixteen years ago)

Not-A Gonna Lie

― Big K.R.U.T. (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 22:16 (sixteen years ago)

the aforementioned chick is in several pix of the set, btw. http://www.flickr.com/photos/matthewg15/sets/72157623193844296/

― StanM, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 22:25 (sixteen years ago)

teotwawki says:
Never go full retard!

― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 22:55 (sixteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/vTbO9.jpg

― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Thursday, 14 January 2010 00:42 (sixteen years ago)

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Thursday, 14 January 2010 00:44 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH1tTlq5-Qk

― ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 14 January 2010 00:53 (sixteen years ago)

"He looks like the fucking hamburgler."

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Thursday, 14 January 2010 00:55 (sixteen years ago)

Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: K, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate: Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja: How did you know?
Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the fuck?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate: F**k

― chicken sandwich CARL!! (Z S), Thursday, 14 January 2010 02:39 (sixteen years ago)

A+

― la última intimidad (latebloomer), Thursday, 14 January 2010 09:30 (sixteen years ago)

Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 280 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me?
Wellhung: OK
Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse.My hands are trembling.
Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slides off my warm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.I'm sorry.
Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
Wellhung: I'll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra.My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.
Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.
Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.
Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.
Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.
Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.
Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?
Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
Wellhung: I found it.
Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.
Wellhung: Me too.
Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other.
Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart Why don't you take off your glasses?
Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.
Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing.
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
Wellhung: I'm flaccid.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.
Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!
Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!

― la última intimidad (latebloomer), Thursday, 14 January 2010 09:50 (sixteen years ago)

omg @ those

― plaxico (I know, right?), Thursday, 14 January 2010 13:16 (sixteen years ago)

Those are ancient - old enough that it's totally possible to LOL at them again, so props.

― Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 14 January 2010 18:35 (sixteen years ago)

it's missing "i put on my robe and wizard hat"

― harbl, Thursday, 14 January 2010 18:42 (sixteen years ago)

this is the most unintentionally hilarious thing i've seen in forever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXSHs6f_5TU

― jaxon, Thursday, 14 January 2010 22:52 (sixteen years ago)

3.17 is urgent and key. kinda stuck halfway between LOL and WANT otherwise

― Do the english boil pizza? (acoleuthic), Thursday, 14 January 2010 23:15 (sixteen years ago)

i love 1:19 - 'here are just a few of these Awesome Sounds' - then: lols

― mind crystals over matter (rrrobyn), Thursday, 14 January 2010 23:46 (sixteen years ago)

(i mean 1:10)

― mind crystals over matter (rrrobyn), Thursday, 14 January 2010 23:46 (sixteen years ago)

omg the sitar

― chartres (goole), Thursday, 14 January 2010 23:50 (sixteen years ago)

omg the jungle whistle

― chartres (goole), Thursday, 14 January 2010 23:51 (sixteen years ago)

omg omg omg

― chartres (goole), Thursday, 14 January 2010 23:51 (sixteen years ago)

i do want one of them, using a guitar as a midi controller would = awesome surely(?)

― Isambard Kingdom Buñuel (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 14 January 2010 23:53 (sixteen years ago)

http://cache0.bigcartel.com/product_images/4721301/teebobmarleyweb.jpg

― The Reverend, Friday, 15 January 2010 05:06 (sixteen years ago)

omg where's the piano?

― pithfork (Hurting 2), Friday, 15 January 2010 05:34 (sixteen years ago)

old

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Friday, 15 January 2010 13:20 (sixteen years ago)

not as old bloodninja

― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Friday, 15 January 2010 14:35 (sixteen years ago)

how old is bloodninja?

― this corpse is reatardo montalban (latebloomer), Friday, 15 January 2010 17:29 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/jesus1.png

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Friday, 15 January 2010 17:36 (sixteen years ago)

hahahaha--and i thought lamebook was washed up.

― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Friday, 15 January 2010 17:37 (sixteen years ago)

someone said on the fb thread that its kinda samebook after a while, and thats true, but a bumper crop today

― come one dude (stevie), Friday, 15 January 2010 17:38 (sixteen years ago)

punching a janitor? what's the (possibly fictional) kid's problem?

― this corpse is reatardo montalban (latebloomer), Friday, 15 January 2010 17:39 (sixteen years ago)

scared of janitors

― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Friday, 15 January 2010 17:40 (sixteen years ago)

nice redaction

― leave garbage snickers eat snickers leave garbage (jeff), Friday, 15 January 2010 18:06 (sixteen years ago)

that "bloodninja" stuff is at least three years old.

― The tendrils INTERTWINE with gentle undulations. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 January 2010 18:42 (sixteen years ago)

it was already old in 2004, apparently - http://forums.13x.com/archive/index.php/t-60931.html

― StanM, Friday, 15 January 2010 18:49 (sixteen years ago)

Ah. All created by the fugly.com staff in 2000-2002 and copied and attributed to bloodninja ever since.

http://www.fugly.com/victims/bloodninja.php

http://www.fugly.com/victims/

― StanM, Friday, 15 January 2010 18:54 (sixteen years ago)

http://photos.ellen.warnerbros.com/gallery-images/2008/12/badsantaphoto2007_23_full.jpg

― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Friday, 15 January 2010 21:29 (sixteen years ago)

http://photos.ellen.warnerbros.com/gallery-images/2010/01/MARK_L_AWESOME-2_full.jpg

― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Friday, 15 January 2010 21:30 (sixteen years ago)

That dude looks disturbingly familar. Not sure about the human, though.

― Enfonce bien tes ongles et tes doigts délicats dans la jungle de (Michael White), Friday, 15 January 2010 22:12 (sixteen years ago)

jaymc with cat

― leave garbage snickers eat snickers leave garbage (jeff), Friday, 15 January 2010 22:38 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdUrryP0eWE&feature=player_embedded

― this corpse is reatardo montalban (latebloomer), Friday, 15 January 2010 23:30 (sixteen years ago)

"iron fist isn't about killing... or getting killed"
no kangaroo, no credibility

― The tendrils INTERTWINE with gentle undulations. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 January 2010 06:45 (sixteen years ago)

danny jaymcbride with cat

― cozwn, Saturday, 16 January 2010 20:36 (sixteen years ago)

http://img.moronail.net/img/6/0/2360.jpg

― everybody's into weirdness right now (gbx), Monday, 18 January 2010 15:35 (sixteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/226/524504628_fa4a95b143.jpg

― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Monday, 18 January 2010 17:20 (sixteen years ago)

wkiw those sharks

― plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 18 January 2010 18:20 (sixteen years ago)

http://i50.tinypic.com/1yk004.jpg

― I think ur a probotector (cozen), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 10:37 (sixteen years ago)

lol

― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 15:19 (sixteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/8464359.stm

― super sexy psycho fantasy world (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 17:24 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnQVkGcn7Vo

― anyways when I'm chopped, dip always kicks my ass lol (stevie), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 17:46 (sixteen years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46747000/jpg/_46747268_buckfast226b_getty.jpg

― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 18:07 (sixteen years ago)

tru story: I have drunk a half bottle of buckfast while watching two movies at the cinema: of these was van helsing, the other was goodnight & good luck /scottish

― I think ur a probotector (cozen), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 19:47 (sixteen years ago)

i drank two bottles of bucky this weekend.

― Isambard Kingdom Buñuel (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 19:51 (sixteen years ago)

one was a number 2 the other was an 18 /stupid Scottish urban legend

― Isambard Kingdom Buñuel (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 19:51 (sixteen years ago)

i did not commit any crimes iirc.

― Isambard Kingdom Buñuel (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 19:53 (sixteen years ago)

iirc

― Dan I., Tuesday, 19 January 2010 20:09 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CofhQRjmsc

― jaxon, Wednesday, 20 January 2010 19:36 (sixteen years ago)

dope
extended clip:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP8rrk-6Yho

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 20 January 2010 20:13 (sixteen years ago)

http://i50.tinypic.com/1ex3y0.jpg

― I think ur a probotector (cozen), Thursday, 21 January 2010 00:02 (sixteen years ago)

http://img.moronail.net/img/6/0/2360.jpg = http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/c/cc/Pathetic_sharks.jpg

― Department of Epidemic Prevention and Water Purification (S-), Thursday, 21 January 2010 00:21 (sixteen years ago)

haa those fukn sharks

― dumb mick name follows (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 January 2010 00:22 (sixteen years ago)

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4034/4294841054_f11bb33bcd_o.jpg

lol i was at the DMV

― mage pit laceration (gbx), Friday, 22 January 2010 06:23 (sixteen years ago)

oh dude

― goole, Friday, 22 January 2010 16:40 (sixteen years ago)

he was a v large man iirc

― mage pit laceration (gbx), Friday, 22 January 2010 16:43 (sixteen years ago)

what am i supposed to eb seeing here?

― anyways when I'm chopped, dip always kicks my ass lol (stevie), Friday, 22 January 2010 16:51 (sixteen years ago)

a large ass, almost in the photographer's face, afaict

― Vajazzle My Nazzle (HI DERE), Friday, 22 January 2010 16:54 (sixteen years ago)

as the photographer, i would just like to say that dan, you are correct. this very large man was stooping to fill out a license application and his very large ass were just a few feet from my face. so i took a picture of it and put it on the internet

― mage pit laceration (gbx), Friday, 22 January 2010 17:08 (sixteen years ago)

were? was.

― mage pit laceration (gbx), Friday, 22 January 2010 17:08 (sixteen years ago)

ha, okay! i was looking to see if he'd visibly shat himself or was weariung stockings & suspenders under his chinos or something...

― anyways when I'm chopped, dip always kicks my ass lol (stevie), Friday, 22 January 2010 17:15 (sixteen years ago)

actually i think "were" is grammatically appropriate here cuz that ass is about as plural as they come

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 22 January 2010 17:29 (sixteen years ago)

^^^

― Vajazzle My Nazzle (HI DERE), Friday, 22 January 2010 17:30 (sixteen years ago)

gbx are you from the North (of England)?

― Mit der Kattzheit kaempfen Goetter selbst vergebens (Michael White), Friday, 22 January 2010 18:04 (sixteen years ago)

uh, my mom is?

― mage pit laceration (gbx), Friday, 22 January 2010 18:05 (sixteen years ago)

oh, wait, just got that, ha.

― mage pit laceration (gbx), Friday, 22 January 2010 18:05 (sixteen years ago)

http://this-rock.ytmnd.com/

― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Friday, 22 January 2010 19:18 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18gDUzL2mLQ

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Friday, 22 January 2010 22:00 (sixteen years ago)

hahaha holy shit

― waka shame (J0rdan S.), Friday, 22 January 2010 22:11 (sixteen years ago)

ADRIANSITO

― waka shame (J0rdan S.), Friday, 22 January 2010 22:11 (sixteen years ago)

interesting person, seems like

― I'm FINNISH!!!! (s1ocki), Friday, 22 January 2010 23:34 (sixteen years ago)

miniature father

― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Friday, 22 January 2010 23:56 (sixteen years ago)

shit gets http://nerdiest-kids.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/pedobear.png fast

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 23 January 2010 00:42 (sixteen years ago)

wau hueg

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 23 January 2010 00:42 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jYMP1tz02Q

― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Sunday, 24 January 2010 02:17 (sixteen years ago)

such a perfect representation of the clusterfucks of different type of ppl when you for a band at age 13.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 24 January 2010 02:24 (sixteen years ago)

I'm guessing the band is PiL shirt guy's idea, and Stevie Ray Vaughan guy is his best freind from kindergarten or something and everyone else is just ppl they gathered when they asked who would be in a band

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 24 January 2010 02:25 (sixteen years ago)

gancha

― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Sunday, 24 January 2010 02:27 (sixteen years ago)

it's no Complete, but i kinda like it

― manichean ramen (latebloomer), Sunday, 24 January 2010 04:25 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa98yttfhMY

― randy e. bugler (jeff), Sunday, 24 January 2010 19:47 (sixteen years ago)

hahahahhaha

― CATBEAST!! (Z S), Sunday, 24 January 2010 19:51 (sixteen years ago)

¿?¿

i dont get it

― mage pit laceration (gbx), Sunday, 24 January 2010 19:51 (sixteen years ago)

it needs to be mashed w/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0

― harbl, Sunday, 24 January 2010 19:52 (sixteen years ago)

ok god i just watched gancha, ahahahaha

― mage pit laceration (gbx), Sunday, 24 January 2010 19:53 (sixteen years ago)

at the risk of being out of date:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z46jvbZdP2g

― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 24 January 2010 20:55 (sixteen years ago)

what are you going to do when you run out of gancha gancha

― iiiijjjj, Monday, 25 January 2010 01:15 (sixteen years ago)

XD luv that f*kkin vid btw

― iiiijjjj, Monday, 25 January 2010 01:15 (sixteen years ago)

singer from mental note got the last laugh when his album "original pirate material" took the world by storm just nine years later

― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Monday, 25 January 2010 01:20 (sixteen years ago)

lol

― manichean ramen (latebloomer), Monday, 25 January 2010 01:32 (sixteen years ago)

the streets of winnipeg

― iiiijjjj, Monday, 25 January 2010 02:05 (sixteen years ago)

hey mon hey mon whatchu gonna do

― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Monday, 25 January 2010 02:12 (sixteen years ago)

?backward A's hat = elijah wood?

― ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Monday, 25 January 2010 06:09 (sixteen years ago)

eyes not scary wide enough

― manichean ramen (latebloomer), Monday, 25 January 2010 07:03 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.negativespace.net/victorian-graffiti/frodo.jpg

^what happens when u run out of gancha

― manichean ramen (latebloomer), Monday, 25 January 2010 07:10 (sixteen years ago)

http://img.skitch.com/20100126-redxajwd4u85h5b5x7px9cau6d.jpg

― I think ur a probotector (cozen), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 01:09 (sixteen years ago)

sorry if this has been posted already..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytwkYM7Xi3Y

― ron paul revulvalution (Pillbox), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 03:43 (sixteen years ago)

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/126/39768545.gif

― I think ur a probotector (cozen), Tuesday, 26 January 2010 23:19 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymCP6zC_qJU&feature=player_embedded

― randomized what nots (latebloomer), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 00:11 (sixteen years ago)

was gonna post that. ssssssssoo great

― jaxon, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 00:14 (sixteen years ago)

This is another one of those signs that we're living in the future

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 00:32 (sixteen years ago)

oh man that gancha vid. the backwards cap kid creeps me out, it's like emile hirsch channeling bruce mcculloch

― sonderangerbot, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 00:46 (sixteen years ago)

Rod Torkelson's Armada featuring Herman Menderchuck

― randomized what nots (latebloomer), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 01:15 (sixteen years ago)

This is another one of those signs that we're living in the future

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 00:32 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool wtf fever ray turned the world into a sci-fi movie.

― dumb mack maine follows (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 09:44 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pypMXSpZDQ&feature=player_embedded

omg

― his power told him (about the fish) (gbx), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 16:17 (sixteen years ago)

i'm sure forks has already put this on his pazz and jop ballot or whatever, LATE PASS but wow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLg_Fl1dRGo

― k3vin k., Wednesday, 27 January 2010 19:59 (sixteen years ago)

i'd actually feel 100x worse if i wasn't convinced it was an act

― k3vin k., Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:00 (sixteen years ago)

...and that little boy grew up to be conan o'brien
not at all convinced he's not for real

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:07 (sixteen years ago)

IShatOnU

― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:18 (sixteen years ago)

every time i see a natural born american use the word "ginger" a part of me dies

― you forgot what a hardcore blogger is (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 28 January 2010 00:51 (sixteen years ago)

Britishes say c*nt.

Let's just accept our differences and move on.

― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Thursday, 28 January 2010 05:42 (sixteen years ago)

wow

http://axecop.com/index.php/page/episode_1/

― that sex version of "blue thunder." (Mr. Que), Thursday, 28 January 2010 22:09 (sixteen years ago)

Axe Cop with Lemon!

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 28 January 2010 22:42 (sixteen years ago)

amazing

― struck through in my prime (HI DERE), Thursday, 28 January 2010 22:46 (sixteen years ago)

SOCKARANG!

― weatheringdaleson, Thursday, 28 January 2010 22:48 (sixteen years ago)

holy lolz at 4

― struck through in my prime (HI DERE), Thursday, 28 January 2010 22:48 (sixteen years ago)

wait a sec, so in #5 they beat up Santa Claus for no particular reason????

this is amazing

― struck through in my prime (HI DERE), Thursday, 28 January 2010 22:51 (sixteen years ago)

created and written by a 5 yr old and drawn by dad is a winner concept

― genial anarchy (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 January 2010 22:52 (sixteen years ago)

Drawn by older brother, according to the blog.

― weatheringdaleson, Thursday, 28 January 2010 22:57 (sixteen years ago)

assumption makes an ass out of u and umption :(

― genial anarchy (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 January 2010 23:03 (sixteen years ago)

We should have Axe Cop tryouts.

― weatheringdaleson, Thursday, 28 January 2010 23:07 (sixteen years ago)

This Account Has Been Suspended

?¿?

― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Friday, 29 January 2010 02:42 (sixteen years ago)

x_x

― weatheringdaleson, Friday, 29 January 2010 02:45 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCTOdoiUBpM

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 29 January 2010 03:40 (sixteen years ago)

http://eefblogger.blogspot.com/2010/01/axe-cops-temporary-home.html
whew

― weatheringdaleson, Friday, 29 January 2010 04:09 (sixteen years ago)

dag gummit!

― jaxon, Friday, 29 January 2010 05:41 (sixteen years ago)

fishing guy is fucking killing me here

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 29 January 2010 06:30 (sixteen years ago)

^^^^^^^^^

― brrrrrrrrrrrrrt_stanton (a hoy hoy), Friday, 29 January 2010 08:36 (sixteen years ago)

kinda admirable how he never actually curses

― latebloomer, Friday, 29 January 2010 08:55 (sixteen years ago)

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx056aEIdw1qzvqipo1_500.jpg

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 29 January 2010 17:42 (sixteen years ago)

XD i was watching those fishin bloopers recently

― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Friday, 29 January 2010 17:50 (sixteen years ago)

lol his yell @ 1:43 "aaaaaghaa"

― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Friday, 29 January 2010 17:55 (sixteen years ago)

oh shiiiiiii bill the fishing guy

― anita bonghit (rionat), Friday, 29 January 2010 18:15 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgKxzU2Zqj0

― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Friday, 29 January 2010 20:46 (sixteen years ago)

fuckin jetblue

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 29 January 2010 21:38 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p13rsVxp_I

― latebloomer, Saturday, 30 January 2010 03:35 (sixteen years ago)

more fishing guy footage; the hook in the nose is a particular shocker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POdOBXOXQts
there's like fifteen minutes of this stuff out there!

― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 31 January 2010 21:50 (sixteen years ago)

this guy is so much the best

― big hoos state of mind (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 31 January 2010 21:52 (sixteen years ago)

"whoooooa big fat boy...."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 31 January 2010 22:01 (sixteen years ago)

is this meant to be not fake...

― take me to your lemur (ledge), Sunday, 31 January 2010 22:04 (sixteen years ago)

he's for real! Bill's a Nashville celebrity; this used to be on all the time on the local stations when i was a kid.
http://www.billdanceoutdoors.com/

― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 31 January 2010 22:09 (sixteen years ago)

I really hope these are real outtakes from some american fishing show i would obv not know about. <3 it tevs tho

― brrrrrrrrrrrrrt_stanton (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 31 January 2010 22:12 (sixteen years ago)

they all seem so set up and obvious - like maybe they had a few genuine ones early on and decided to milk it. OH NOES GEE WILLIKERS I FELL IN THE LAKE GOLLY GOSH DARN IT!

― take me to your lemur (ledge), Sunday, 31 January 2010 22:19 (sixteen years ago)

when the guy on the bank falls in and fishing guy in on the boat, in the first clip, you can see the bank give way. that was one of my favorites, so i watched it a few times, so hypnotic and peaceful how he goes down

― zvookster, Sunday, 31 January 2010 23:18 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT2L2TwD0pc

― Daniel_Rf, Monday, 1 February 2010 00:00 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=991ugfaioiQ&feature=player_embedded

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Monday, 1 February 2010 01:46 (sixteen years ago)

^_^

― latebloomer, Monday, 1 February 2010 02:09 (sixteen years ago)

<^_^>

― latebloomer, Monday, 1 February 2010 02:10 (sixteen years ago)

it's the valentine for perfect strangers guy! he's great!

― forksclovetofu, Monday, 1 February 2010 06:00 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, really glad he's back.

― Daniel_Rf, Monday, 1 February 2010 19:40 (sixteen years ago)

Arrested for possession of a hallucinogen with intent to sell.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0129103mugs6.jpg

― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Monday, 1 February 2010 23:19 (sixteen years ago)

you don't say

― big hoos state of mind (J0rdan S.), Monday, 1 February 2010 23:20 (sixteen years ago)

Though apparently not for possession of a toothbrush or a comb.

― Mit der Kattzheit kaempfen Goetter selbst vergebens (Michael White), Monday, 1 February 2010 23:24 (sixteen years ago)

he looks like he is doing a dead lift

― harbl, Monday, 1 February 2010 23:25 (sixteen years ago)

with his balls

― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Monday, 1 February 2010 23:25 (sixteen years ago)

Lou Reed's lovechild auditions for Incredible Hulk reboot.
(also, he is crazy ripped)

― might seem normal (snoball), Monday, 1 February 2010 23:27 (sixteen years ago)

Dan, every time I see your new moniker, I shudder and hear it sung like this:

http://991.com/newGallery/Thompson-Twins-Lies-456829.jpg

― Mit der Kattzheit kaempfen Goetter selbst vergebens (Michael White), Monday, 1 February 2010 23:31 (sixteen years ago)

dude was headbanging when they took the mug shot, like the djs on the boogy bytes covers.

― ☆, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 00:28 (sixteen years ago)

Though apparently not for possession of a toothbrush or a comb.

― Mit der Kattzheit kaempfen Goetter selbst vergebens (Michael White), Monday, February 1, 2010 6:24 PM

o thats illegal now is it

― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 00:55 (sixteen years ago)

haaaaaaaaaa

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 01:14 (sixteen years ago)

Can't a poor monkey just masturbate in peace? This poor guy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkCB5UnzR3U&feature=player_embedded

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:01 (sixteen years ago)

;_;

― plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:06 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_pS46YRMIQ&feature=player_embedded

― avatar 2: the na'vi ending story (gbx), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:13 (sixteen years ago)

RECENT ACTIVITY

Erica became a fan of DIE ANTWOORD. · Comment · Like

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:17 (sixteen years ago)

http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo305/lejospopo/colorblind.jpg

― plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:26 (sixteen years ago)

ive seen this so many places but what colorblind ppl r retarded?

― plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:27 (sixteen years ago)

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs157.snc3/18467_279857999686_800219686_3062370_6055159_n.jpg

― ('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:23 (sixteen years ago)

mind is blown

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:55 (sixteen years ago)

ahahaha

― goldblapp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:58 (sixteen years ago)

*_*

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:59 (sixteen years ago)

dude can clealy draw, so it's disheartening that he relies so heavily on shit-looking photoshop backgrounds

― goldblapp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:01 (sixteen years ago)

why world whyyyyy

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:04 (sixteen years ago)

tears of a grouch

― genial anarchy (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:17 (sixteen years ago)

http://jockups.leatheroaks.org/Superfront/HandedSuperfront.jpg

http://jockups.leatheroaks.org/JockUpShorts.html#RuggedZip

― scott seward, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:07 (sixteen years ago)

http://jockups.leatheroaks.org/Superfront/SupineProfile.jpg

― scott seward, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:08 (sixteen years ago)

what the

― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:13 (sixteen years ago)

Want to know more about JockUps and how to get some for your own protection and/or pleasure? Are you ready to build a visible bulge with your own highly modified neoprene or melon foam gear? Send me an e-mail and tell me of your bulging desires!

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:14 (sixteen years ago)

"Yup, the melon suspensory will fit in the Knuckled Upfliter."

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:25 (sixteen years ago)

DIE ANTWOORD!!!

― goole, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:02 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkr3XiddcCM&feature=player_embedded

― benial (latebloomer), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:38 (sixteen years ago)

i got sent that one die antwoord vid the other day asking if i loved the dark side of the moon boxers, and then sent this one yesterday in fear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc3f4xU_FfQ

― jaxon, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:39 (sixteen years ago)

xpost. i have friends that do clown porn :-/

― jaxon, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:44 (sixteen years ago)

"JockUps were invented by a reclusive Wellesley, Massachusetts, gentleman sometime in the 1970s. Hal had started the PS Company around then selling jockstraps and related apparel to a select group of men."

― djembe jivin’ sidekick (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:55 (sixteen years ago)

um is antwoord icp related?
jaxon, i imagine that must make for awkward dinner party conversation

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 19:27 (sixteen years ago)

well, they were outta town for thanksgiving and let us use their house to throw a big party w/a bunch of my friends and our parents. there was clown artwork all over the house and in their room, lifesize paintings of them in clown gear and S&M leather. my mom had heard the stories before but didn't realize it was their house we were at. when it all clicked, she was just like SMH

― jaxon, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 19:50 (sixteen years ago)

o ya, there was a home made glory hole downstairs. we were all checking it out and laughing when the parents came down and we all just really quickly hid it and got really quiet.

― jaxon, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 19:52 (sixteen years ago)

wasn't zach galifianakis in that movie?

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 19:53 (sixteen years ago)

lol'n rn

― goole, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 19:53 (sixteen years ago)

i love "home made glory hole" as opposed to the professionally built ones

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 19:53 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.competitionplus.com/2005_02_03/photos/news/carpenters_union.jpg

― goole, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 19:55 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBu-dLzvqWs

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 19:59 (sixteen years ago)

uh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-PR-BQ2HGA

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 20:02 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.watkykjy.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/PINKFLOYDJIGGIN.gif

― jaxon, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:50 (sixteen years ago)

someone posted this on the ilm metal thread, but i want to make sure that dan p. sees it. i think he might dig them:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEwNrjvNiYs

― scott seward, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 23:49 (sixteen years ago)

am I the only person who think die antwoord are kinda totally awesome and not in an ironic way. Not that it's the kind of thing I'd sit around and listen to, but it's pretty awesome.

― dan selzer, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 00:06 (sixteen years ago)

kinda there with you, i listened to that track like seven times.
please explain progeria DJ?

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 00:09 (sixteen years ago)

ditto on die antwoord. and if the chick grew her bangs out a bit would be a WS of Shame

also lolling at acapella metallica

― jaxon, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 00:12 (sixteen years ago)

they said i was a loser
they said i was a no one
they said i was a psycho
but look at me now
all up on the interweb

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 00:15 (sixteen years ago)

^lol's prayer

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 00:15 (sixteen years ago)

the "parents just don't understand" pseudo-haring set is icing

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 00:16 (sixteen years ago)

http://mhambi.com/2009/05/die-antwoord-offers-some-rude-solutions/
mp3s here^

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 00:20 (sixteen years ago)

yeah I will cop to liking die antwoord too. and yes :-/ on ws of shame

― and Watt (gbx), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 03:13 (sixteen years ago)

ws w/o s

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 04:06 (sixteen years ago)

from Enter The Ninja:

"Check it: I represent South African culture. In this place you get a lot of different things. Blacks, whites, coloreds, English, Afrikaners, Xhosa, wat ook al. I am like all of these different things, all of these different people fucked into one person..."

― ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 04:24 (sixteen years ago)

main dude of Die Answoord is basically like if irvine welsh wrote about afrikaners instead of albannach.

― ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 04:37 (sixteen years ago)

ws w/ pride

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 09:19 (sixteen years ago)

In an interview with Vice magazine he translated zef as "fucking cool" and described his band as, "like, 2Unlimited, C+C Music Factory kind of thing … but a bit more gangster, with a street edge".

lolz

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 09:20 (sixteen years ago)

Van canto came up on another thread! They are awesome!

― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 14:55 (sixteen years ago)

i don't think there is any shame with regard to the die andswoord WS issue

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 16:45 (sixteen years ago)

http://nickfrostmusic.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/antwoord1-752074.jpg

― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 16:59 (sixteen years ago)

so she's an actual albino and he's actually a dude with progeria and they're all really oddball south african peeps? Because i have this sneaking feeling this is an artschool project or an ad for something.
That said, I downloaded the album and am kind of excited to listen.

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 17:20 (sixteen years ago)

there's an album!?!

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 18:03 (sixteen years ago)

it's out there mostly. easy to hunt down.

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 18:24 (sixteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/4KeLCl.jpg

― Altoids for your vagina. (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 18:25 (sixteen years ago)

obama the hedgehog, standing in a pool of his own urine (harry potter)

― aarrissi-a-roni, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:16 (sixteen years ago)

i just sang that in my head to the tune of halle berry and it fit perfect

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:17 (sixteen years ago)

Because i have this sneaking feeling this is an artschool project or an ad for something.

oh i caught a strong whiff of artschool off these guys, imo

like, that interview video is too slick and self-aware and HD

― and Watt (gbx), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 19:23 (sixteen years ago)

i like charles hamilton's backpack

― some dude, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 20:59 (sixteen years ago)

resenting the artschool accusations ott rite here

― plaxico (I know, right?), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 21:04 (sixteen years ago)

oh hush

― and Watt (gbx), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 21:10 (sixteen years ago)

yeah well its got a real med-school vibe to me

― plaxico (I know, right?), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 21:11 (sixteen years ago)

i wish :(

― and Watt (gbx), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 21:16 (sixteen years ago)

unless it's different where you live.

maybe i SHOULD have applied to the RCSI

― and Watt (gbx), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 21:16 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4LOMC6hJiE

― gnarly sceptre, Thursday, 4 February 2010 01:30 (sixteen years ago)

Goma! :D

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 4 February 2010 01:33 (sixteen years ago)

thumbs up on the music

― goole, Thursday, 4 February 2010 17:39 (sixteen years ago)

This add is so weird:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo7HiQRM7BA&feature=player_embedded#

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 4 February 2010 20:07 (sixteen years ago)

haha tom campbell is a human in sheep's clothing

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 4 February 2010 20:15 (sixteen years ago)

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4010/4309206551_b761bb6dcd.jpg

― jaxon, Friday, 5 February 2010 00:27 (sixteen years ago)

I agree with those you think that Die Antwoord's folks are putting on an act, and with those who say the music kinda really non-ironically rules.

― Three Word Username, Friday, 5 February 2010 16:45 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5KfHEoZDKI

― DJ Cinema (latebloomer), Friday, 5 February 2010 17:53 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QcYxqvWCgg

― Three Word Username, Friday, 5 February 2010 18:41 (sixteen years ago)

i got a sexy russian lady wife spam email today and in the preview, only the top girl showed up. i was so ready to marry her. the other girl, not so much.

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/7302/mitatyana.jpg

― jaxon, Friday, 5 February 2010 19:38 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rU48FMwyHo

― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Saturday, 6 February 2010 01:48 (sixteen years ago)

what is even going on there

― harbl, Saturday, 6 February 2010 01:50 (sixteen years ago)

jaxon, i am pretty sure 'top girl' is a mannequin.

― Joint Custody (ian), Saturday, 6 February 2010 04:12 (sixteen years ago)

good call

― brews before HOOS (s1ocki), Saturday, 6 February 2010 04:46 (sixteen years ago)

i burn

― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Saturday, 6 February 2010 05:21 (sixteen years ago)

ball

― forksclovetofu, Saturday, 6 February 2010 06:45 (sixteen years ago)

o, u non-hoops guys don't know that one do u?
http://www.youtube.com/v/56GL0ayF9Fs&fs=1&hl=en

― forksclovetofu, Saturday, 6 February 2010 06:51 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.watkykjy.co.za/die-antwoord/

right click, view source

― !aNiMeGaLaXy (Future_Perfect), Saturday, 6 February 2010 18:47 (sixteen years ago)

haha wtf

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Saturday, 6 February 2010 18:50 (sixteen years ago)

That's on every page @ that blog :-)

― StanM, Saturday, 6 February 2010 18:57 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJbk0EDVGSo&feature=player_embedded

― DJ Cinema (latebloomer), Saturday, 6 February 2010 21:16 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Kwkgh3Zo1E&feature=player_embedded

― DJ Cinema (latebloomer), Saturday, 6 February 2010 21:38 (sixteen years ago)

zomg passed out in the hotel room

― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 6 February 2010 22:01 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHtatY7bOUY&feature=player_embedded

― Daniel_Rf, Monday, 8 February 2010 13:35 (sixteen years ago)

for latebloomer

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/mygreyfriends/CthulhuAD.jpg

― jaxon, Monday, 8 February 2010 22:15 (sixteen years ago)

<3<3<3

― bee hand luke (latebloomer), Monday, 8 February 2010 22:37 (sixteen years ago)

he can blink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu0CRiBUpTc

― joe ic?y (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 06:18 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7187027/Polish-newspaper-claims-Pedobear-is-2010-Vancouver-Olympic-mascot.html

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01573/bear_1573909c.jpg

― werewolf bar mitzvah of the xx (gbx), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 15:45 (sixteen years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 15:49 (sixteen years ago)

pedolympics

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 16:33 (sixteen years ago)

the article is awesome

fuck the olympics

― wall•egina (s1ocki), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:08 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76OgQ0iH_cA

― am0n, Friday, 12 February 2010 17:48 (sixteen years ago)

lol wtf

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Friday, 12 February 2010 17:51 (sixteen years ago)

am0n where were u yesterday. missed y0u.

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Friday, 12 February 2010 17:51 (sixteen years ago)

wkiw that bear

― jeff, Friday, 12 February 2010 17:56 (sixteen years ago)

always with y0u

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm94/weused2bu/footprints.jpg

― am0n, Friday, 12 February 2010 18:29 (sixteen years ago)

he thinks he's ppl

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 12 February 2010 18:35 (sixteen years ago)

http://i50.tinypic.com/a0jgp0.jpg

― chris nibbs (cozen), Saturday, 13 February 2010 09:47 (sixteen years ago)

lol grime

― nagl wayne (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 13 February 2010 10:05 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/02/sausageoniphone02122010.jpg

― chris nibbs (cozen), Saturday, 13 February 2010 10:54 (sixteen years ago)

ha dan posted that on the iphone apps thread

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Saturday, 13 February 2010 11:29 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.delawareonline.com/article/20100211/NEWS01/100211033/Police++Teen+with+knife++drugs++bongs+captured+in+igloo

― am0n, Sunday, 14 February 2010 02:16 (sixteen years ago)

Police: Teen with knife, drugs, bongs captured in igloo

― am0n, Sunday, 14 February 2010 02:17 (sixteen years ago)

two bongs – used for smoking illegal drugs

― harbl, Sunday, 14 February 2010 02:18 (sixteen years ago)

http://cdn.abclocal.go.com/images/wpvi/cms_exf_2007/news/crime/7272121_448x252.jpg

― am0n, Sunday, 14 February 2010 02:27 (sixteen years ago)

he used the hammer to build the igloo, the knife to cut the weed up, and he burnt the weed in the bong(s) to keep him warm

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Sunday, 14 February 2010 02:36 (sixteen years ago)

the shoes were just so he could find the igloo

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Sunday, 14 February 2010 02:37 (sixteen years ago)

if the cops entered the igloo i would argue he lived there and they had no right to enter because a man's igloo (home) is his castle

― harbl, Sunday, 14 February 2010 02:40 (sixteen years ago)

therefore this evidence is inadmissible, and where is your case now? a kid built an igloo? is that a crime now?

― harbl, Sunday, 14 February 2010 02:40 (sixteen years ago)

ah, the castle defense.

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Sunday, 14 February 2010 02:44 (sixteen years ago)

valiant v. the state of new york

― max, Sunday, 14 February 2010 02:44 (sixteen years ago)

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/140463/thumbs/s-IGLOO-DOORWAY-large.jpg

― am0n, Sunday, 14 February 2010 03:09 (sixteen years ago)

really i just wanna post the word igloo again

― plaxico (I know, right?), Sunday, 14 February 2010 21:16 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4669ozY4faQ

― plaxico (I know, right?), Sunday, 14 February 2010 22:41 (sixteen years ago)

please tell me more about this new concept of ugly hipsters ironically liking songs

― oh, wrinkle... pause (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 14 February 2010 22:53 (sixteen years ago)

i have never heard this "hipster" word before, can u elaborate plz

― plaxico (I know, right?), Sunday, 14 February 2010 22:55 (sixteen years ago)

it's a word generally used to describe people who are really into music, blog and twitter all day and live in brooklyn

― iatee, Sunday, 14 February 2010 22:57 (sixteen years ago)

also puppies

― 80085 (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 14 February 2010 23:14 (sixteen years ago)

looks like a bunch of people having a good time, did i miss something

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Sunday, 14 February 2010 23:23 (sixteen years ago)

whiney thinks they are ugly

― harbl, Sunday, 14 February 2010 23:23 (sixteen years ago)

holy shit, apparently i like a miley cyrus song

― jaxon, Monday, 15 February 2010 02:01 (sixteen years ago)

lmao @ those people being "hipsters"

― vag gangsta (k3vin k.), Monday, 15 February 2010 02:02 (sixteen years ago)

too many nasty full body tattoos.

― jaxon, Monday, 15 February 2010 02:03 (sixteen years ago)

hardcore kids aren't hipsters?

― jaxon, Monday, 15 February 2010 02:04 (sixteen years ago)

4 jaxon:

how would you characterize Miley's voice? It's a lot darker and rougher than Avril's or Hilary's. And she's not shy with it; rams the raw throat right into the mic.

― Frank Kogan, Thursday, January 10, 2008 12:01 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― ∫ (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 15 February 2010 02:04 (sixteen years ago)

holy shit, apparently i like a miley cyrus song

she is a world-class talent. inventive guitar sound. brilliant lyricist. next-level thinker.

― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 15 February 2010 02:05 (sixteen years ago)

only if the rest of warped tour kids are

xxp

― vag gangsta (k3vin k.), Monday, 15 February 2010 02:05 (sixteen years ago)

4 jaxon:

how would you characterize Miley's voice? It's a lot darker and rougher than Avril's or Hilary's. And she's not shy with it; rams the raw throat right into the mic.

― Frank Kogan, Thursday, January 10, 2008 12:01 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― ∫ (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, February 14, 2010 8:04 PM (12 seconds ago) Bookmark

smh x 1 million

― nagl wayne (J0rdan S.), Monday, 15 February 2010 02:05 (sixteen years ago)

a self respecting hipster would never be a hardcore kid although it is possible a hardcore kid would self-identify themself as hipster.

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Monday, 15 February 2010 13:30 (sixteen years ago)

a lot of hipsters are ex-hXc kids tho

― max, Monday, 15 February 2010 14:28 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/hardcore_scene_then_and_now.jpg

― the voice of T-Pain as the Ghost of Freaknik Past (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 15 February 2010 14:31 (sixteen years ago)

^^^ those are not hipsters, those are confused emo kids

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Monday, 15 February 2010 14:43 (sixteen years ago)

eh the hipster genus is so diluted in 2010 (see unhappy hipsters, etc) it doesn't matter anymore. everyone is a douchebag,

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Monday, 15 February 2010 14:44 (sixteen years ago)

Guys, it's a venn diagram and completely non-exclusive

― oh, wrinkle... pause (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 15 February 2010 14:53 (sixteen years ago)

yeah but those "ugly" people are not hipsters dude! just because they are in a room and enjoying music does not make them hipsters. clueless, maybe.

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Monday, 15 February 2010 14:54 (sixteen years ago)

disgusting savages, maybe.

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Monday, 15 February 2010 14:58 (sixteen years ago)

dont contribute to hipster genrecide

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Monday, 15 February 2010 14:59 (sixteen years ago)

er, genericide

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Monday, 15 February 2010 15:01 (sixteen years ago)

hipsters nowadays are puppies iirc

― amuse-douche (s1ocki), Monday, 15 February 2010 15:25 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.uncoached.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/daily_24.jpg

― plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 15 February 2010 15:26 (sixteen years ago)

aw poor little jesus condom hipster

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Monday, 15 February 2010 15:45 (sixteen years ago)

just proves that hipsters have been having ironic names since 4e

― plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 15 February 2010 15:46 (sixteen years ago)

FYI cutts, I'm pretty sure those people are what folks in Atlanta call hipsters even if they don't meet your strict bedford ave definition. But again, semantics

― oh, wrinkle... pause (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 15 February 2010 15:54 (sixteen years ago)

FYI genericide

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Monday, 15 February 2010 16:05 (sixteen years ago)

A genericized trademark (also known as a generic trademark, proprietary eponym) is a trademark or brand name that has become the colloquial or generic description for or synonymous with a general class of product or service, rather than the specific meaning intended by the trademark's holder. Using a genericized trademark to refer to the general form of what that trademark represents is a form of metonymy.
A trademark typically becomes "genericized" when the products or services with which it is associated have acquired substantial market dominance or mind share. A trademark thus popularized puts its legal protection at risk, as unless the owner of an affected trademark works sufficiently to prevent such broad use its intellectual property rights in the trademark may be lost[1][2][3].

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Monday, 15 February 2010 16:07 (sixteen years ago)

foi?

― plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 15 February 2010 16:07 (sixteen years ago)

what

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Monday, 15 February 2010 16:08 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.uncoached.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/daily_24.jpg

so there's actually an irl da Condom FATHER

― nagl wayne (J0rdan S.), Monday, 15 February 2010 18:46 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.mouthman.com/v/vspfiles/photos/mm-3103-2.jpg

― am0n, Monday, 15 February 2010 20:04 (sixteen years ago)

fuckin hipsters

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Monday, 15 February 2010 20:05 (sixteen years ago)

looks like a coupla of people having a good time, did i miss something

― dnw (cozen), Monday, 15 February 2010 20:10 (sixteen years ago)

jurassic bape

― am0n, Monday, 15 February 2010 20:10 (sixteen years ago)

ADULT

― StanM, Monday, 15 February 2010 20:15 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.thesource.com/content/7922_a6e8regzf1odl_al.jpg

― 80085 (a hoy hoy), Monday, 15 February 2010 20:16 (sixteen years ago)

(xpost to self re: adult) Maybe it includes a vibrating raptor egg, which would explain her expression.

― StanM, Monday, 15 February 2010 20:17 (sixteen years ago)

mr. potato ross

― nagl wayne (J0rdan S.), Monday, 15 February 2010 20:18 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lztwjgD10Yw

― am0n, Monday, 15 February 2010 23:59 (sixteen years ago)

we basically live in negativland's world now

― El GarBage (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 00:25 (sixteen years ago)

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― greg dulli appointed feduhral mahshulls (goole), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 00:47 (sixteen years ago)

lol

― amuse-douche (s1ocki), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 01:16 (sixteen years ago)

http://shockinglawyers.ytmnd.com/

― pithfork (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 04:20 (sixteen years ago)

new pic. not much better
http://www.bcm-law.com/Bio/MichaelBrandow.asp

― jaxon, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 05:44 (sixteen years ago)

Ha, yeah I know.

― pithfork (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 05:47 (sixteen years ago)

"There, THAT'S better"

― pithfork (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 05:47 (sixteen years ago)

hipster associates can't take serious pictures

― jeff, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 07:23 (sixteen years ago)

there is a thread entitled "LOLZ @ LAWYERS"

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 12:13 (sixteen years ago)

^^^^ bored lawyer

― werewolf bar mitzvah of the xx (gbx), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 14:38 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQJFv9SMSMQ

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:33 (sixteen years ago)

full disclosure: ddb sent me that link on gmail chat and now he's upset i didn't give him credit

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:37 (sixteen years ago)

I CAN PLAY THIS ALL DAY.

U
GIANT
COCK!

― ddb, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:37 (sixteen years ago)

HA.

I HATE U.

― ddb, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:37 (sixteen years ago)

no one is stopping you from posting here big guy

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:37 (sixteen years ago)

ddb: PLZ GIVE ME PHOTO CREDIT DOUCHE

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:38 (sixteen years ago)

NO, SOMEBODY IS!! U KEEP DELETING MY POSTS!!

― ddb, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:38 (sixteen years ago)

like he was the black woman who filmed it

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:38 (sixteen years ago)

watching a YouTube-era Berhard Goetz makes comments about shining shoes, pounding some black dude, screaming at him about picking cotton and watching 20,000 YouTube comments pile up with the n-word in them isn't exactly super LOL cutty

― a wrinkle in paws (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:39 (sixteen years ago)

Matt: u have a cat 5 penis
me: CAT 4
Matt: OK

― ddb, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:39 (sixteen years ago)

the black guy attacked him!

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:40 (sixteen years ago)

whiney you are not the fucking supreme arbiter of what is funny!

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:41 (sixteen years ago)

SORRY, WHINEY....SANTA CLAUS BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF LUDCRISS IS ACTUALLY SUPER LOL, CHILL WITH THE RACISM DAWG, LOOK AT THE BIG PICTURE!

― ddb, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:41 (sixteen years ago)

but this is really one of those situations where there are no real winners, guys

― a wrinkle in paws (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:42 (sixteen years ago)

WE ALL WIN

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:42 (sixteen years ago)

i love how u go straight to the youtube comments

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:43 (sixteen years ago)

also, looking at racism IS looking at the big picture, fwiw

― a wrinkle in paws (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:43 (sixteen years ago)

makes u think...

― amuse-douche (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:44 (sixteen years ago)

OH JESUS...U R DOING THE INTERNET WRONG

― ddb, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:45 (sixteen years ago)

no, looking at an old dude sonning black dude on a bus beef is the big picture

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:45 (sixteen years ago)

that was pretty lol up until it got hella violent

― max, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:45 (sixteen years ago)

i dont know about race but the dudes face made me want to puke

― max, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:45 (sixteen years ago)

he don't know race but he sure knows face.

― amuse-douche (s1ocki), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:46 (sixteen years ago)

no, looking at an old dude sonning black dude on a bus beef is the big picture
― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, February 17, 2010 10:45 AM (26 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i know, cutto. i'm saying maybe we should look at the reason we find videos like this so appealing and funny.

http://healium.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/hmmm1.jpg

― a wrinkle in paws (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:47 (sixteen years ago)

youtube comments are 90% sickening racist shit but:

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LMAO...but fuck that...who is ol girl @ tha end of tha video?? get @ me

― max, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:48 (sixteen years ago)

watching young blood getting into an old dude's face and getting the shit kicked out of him is appealing and funny BECAUSE YOU DON'T EXPECT THE OLD GUY TO LAY IT DOWN LIKE THAT

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:49 (sixteen years ago)

DUDE IS JUST ON VACATION

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:49 (sixteen years ago)

you want it to be about racism, fine, i don't. you don't find it funny? i do.

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:50 (sixteen years ago)

WHINEY, ARIANNA HUFFINGTON CALLED, U BEEN DRAFTED TO THE BIG LEAGUES!!

― ddb, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:50 (sixteen years ago)

― am0n, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 16:09 (sixteen years ago)

It's funny cuz it sez I AM A MOTHERFUCKER on his shirt and the guy still fucks with him.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 16:16 (sixteen years ago)

What actually started this nonsense anyway? My shitty laptop speakers couldn't catch much. It didn't seem like either party was acquitting themself well and then WHAM violence.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 16:21 (sixteen years ago)

sounds like the black guy made some comment about shining shoes and the white guy took his offer seriously

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 16:26 (sixteen years ago)

white guy clearly not playing with a full deck, also very strong

― max, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 16:27 (sixteen years ago)

If I had a dollar for every time I saw some young kid mouthing off to some dude twice his size on a bus, etc.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 16:30 (sixteen years ago)

lolz @ this thread. DDB PLEASE COME BACK. I'LL TYPE IN FULL CAPS SO YOU UNDERSTAND

― jaxon, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 16:33 (sixteen years ago)

obv i was rooting for the black dude to fulfill his promise and put his foot up that ass but that was a pretty righteous beating, i must say

my favorite part is when the girl who is filming it goes "ooooohh... what the fuck" after the first few punches, cuz that's pretty much how i felt

also how they were taunting the dude to his face

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 17 February 2010 16:37 (sixteen years ago)

I'm sure everyone on the bus was rooting for everyone to sit the fuck down, shut up and chill out. And then they were all pissed cuz the bus wasn't going anywhere cuz the police had to be called.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 16:40 (sixteen years ago)

everyone cleared out real quick

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 16:42 (sixteen years ago)

Get off the bus

― queen frostine (Eric H.), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 16:52 (sixteen years ago)

http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/1266422522413-225x169.png

― ddb, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:09 (sixteen years ago)

at first i thought that was a yeasayer reference :-/

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:10 (sixteen years ago)

http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/1266414720048.jpg

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:11 (sixteen years ago)

whiney called the racial ambalamps

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:16 (sixteen years ago)

this shit isn't funny and if you continue posting it, I will boot you off of the boards

― sheryl crow but with a very long butt (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:28 (sixteen years ago)

I like that girl with the purple tights is like "sigh just another day on AC Transit."

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:28 (sixteen years ago)

http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/1266422522413-225x169.png
― ddb, Wednesday, February 17, 2010 12:09 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

how could i have ever thought you guys were being racist, i was such a fool

― a wrinkle in paws (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:31 (sixteen years ago)

he didn't make that gif!

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:31 (sixteen years ago)

we are responsible for the internet now?

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:31 (sixteen years ago)

if it was a young white kid that got his ass beat, would you guys be protesting?!

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:32 (sixteen years ago)

dan, i totally respect you. i want to discuss this.

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:32 (sixteen years ago)

if it was a young white kid that got his ass beat, would you guys be protesting?!

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, February 17, 2010 12:32 PM (20 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

weeeeakkk

― max, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:32 (sixteen years ago)

i'm serious.

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:33 (sixteen years ago)

i just found the 15-page thread on $t0rmfr0nt about this incident, I'm gonna link it here if that's ok because "i'm not responsible for the internet"

― a wrinkle in paws (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:33 (sixteen years ago)

i'll stop because dan threatened me. on my own board of which i am an admin.

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:34 (sixteen years ago)

FYI, cutty, the thread is called "Mouthy negro on bus- get beating from 67 year old white guy-VIDEO"

― a wrinkle in paws (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:34 (sixteen years ago)

i prefer the street boners and tv carnage interpretation

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:35 (sixteen years ago)

I think this video would be sort of enthralling/amusing regardless of the race/gender of the respective antagonists. That said I disagree with J0rdan that it only works if the young person gets roundly thrashed by the older person.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:36 (sixteen years ago)

not seen the video but young dude getting ass kicked on a bus by old dude sounds lols any time of the day tbh.

― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:36 (sixteen years ago)

never mind that the young dude walked to the FRONT OF THE BUS and attacked the old dude first, got his just desserts

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:37 (sixteen years ago)

And after getting his ass kicked CONTINUED to mouth off!

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:38 (sixteen years ago)

DAN, U R A FUCKIN IDIOT. IF I POST A LOL CAT, AM I AN ANIMAL ABUSER TOO?

― ddb, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:38 (sixteen years ago)

you know what else is funny when a young dude picks a fight with an old mod and gets his ass kicked tho

― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:39 (sixteen years ago)

Whiney, plz remember to googleproof that site name, thx.

― blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:39 (sixteen years ago)

damn this is probably not going to end well

― max, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:39 (sixteen years ago)

i didn't pick a fight with anyone

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:40 (sixteen years ago)

i mean, watching people fight is always fun, but i mean lets be honest with ourselves the "Mouthy negro on bus- get beating from 67 year old white guy-VIDEO" is like 70% of why the video is so popular right now. again, i repeat, this is like YouTube-era microcosm of why Bernie Goetz was a folk hero among dickheads. Some "Falling Down" i'm-not-gonna-take-any-more-from-these-savages shit followed by lolcats that make fun of the way a black person talks. there's no "gray area" i'm missing here

― a wrinkle in paws (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:41 (sixteen years ago)

the guy said AMBALAMPS, that is FUNNY

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:41 (sixteen years ago)

it's not fucking RACIST

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:41 (sixteen years ago)

Whiney is pretty much OTM here. There is a bunch of ugly racial shit that happens before the violence that renders the violence unfunny; glossing over that for your lols suggests very strongly that you should reacquaint yourself with social norms.

― sheryl crow but with a very long butt (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:43 (sixteen years ago)

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/party-hat.jpg?w=500&h=375

― am0n, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:43 (sixteen years ago)

i've not seen this so i'm just gonna go look at christina hendrick's on the WS thread for a while instead. g'luck usa

― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:44 (sixteen years ago)

THE DUDE HAS GOT A MOUTH FULL OF BLOOD AND JUST GOT HIS ASS KICKED, YES, HE IS TALKING FUNNY.

RASCIST?....IF U WANT IT TO BE..AND CLEARLY U DO.

SO KEEP SPITTIN CRAZE INTERNET WEIRDO

― ddb, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:44 (sixteen years ago)

I can barely understand half of what is said pre-fight. Agree though that old dude seems like jerk.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:44 (sixteen years ago)

sorry, i don't agree dan, you think that is reason to ban me from the boards?

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:44 (sixteen years ago)

see you when your temp ban wears off, ddb

xp: Yes actually, I think posting racist bullshit and going "lol this is funny" is a reason to ban someone from the boards.

― sheryl crow but with a very long butt (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:45 (sixteen years ago)

ok, let's play "let's ignore what is going on on the internet today"

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:46 (sixteen years ago)

the video itself is not racist, you either find it funny or you don't. whether you react to the video feeling you just saw racial violence is obviously a personal thing. i see an old dude getting punched and defending himself. i'm done.

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:48 (sixteen years ago)

lol splattered blood

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:48 (sixteen years ago)

cutty, my problem is not that it exists, it's that you posted HEY GUYS THIS BLACK DUDE GETS HIS ASS WHIPPED LOLOLOLLOLOLORRIFIC!!!!111 in the thread we usually use to post funny dog pictures and make fun of tuomas

the video is a video, YOU'RE the one who gave the context of "LOL"

― a wrinkle in paws (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:50 (sixteen years ago)

yeah it's just me whiney

http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/do-not-fuck-with-old-white-guys/#more-13844

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:52 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah but cutty that guy posts on St0rmfr0nt.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:52 (sixteen years ago)

sorry, how could i forget Street Boners who certainly don't have a long, well-documented history of ironic racism. You gonna link me to Jim Goad next, cankles?

― a wrinkle in paws (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:53 (sixteen years ago)

The fact that streetbonersandtvcarnage.com thought it was funny completely negates that it's video of two people saying ugly racial shit to each other that ends with one of them beating the other one up.

Oh wait, no it doesn't.

― sheryl crow but with a very long butt (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:55 (sixteen years ago)

yeah it's just me whiney

http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/do-not-fuck-with-old-white-guys/#more-13844

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:52 (28 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Old white guys rule. Apparently a crazy unabomber beard and a t-shirt that says “I AM A MOTHERFUCKER” on it weren’t enough to deter this Ludacris impersonator from getting in old dude’s face. That and the fact that gramps is old enough to remember lynching black people IRL. Gotta pick your battles, Luda. Pick your battles.

― Mouth Man - The Original In Animated Apparel (stevie), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:56 (sixteen years ago)

whether you react to the video of a white guy and black guy in a heated racial argument that erupts in violence feeling you just saw racial violence is obviously a personal thing.

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:56 (sixteen years ago)

haven't seen this vid, i feel obligated to now, great.

but lol@ using gavin mcinnes to defend the non-racist content of something.

― greg dulli appointed feduhral mahshulls (goole), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:57 (sixteen years ago)

i will watch this video later at home and let you all know if it is racist or not.

― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:58 (sixteen years ago)

oh is gav macinnes behind tvcarnage? why am i not surprised?

― Mouth Man - The Original In Animated Apparel (stevie), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:58 (sixteen years ago)

but lol@ using gavin mcinnes to defend the non-racist content of something.

that was a joke

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:58 (sixteen years ago)

welp, guess i've missed a turn somewhere then

― greg dulli appointed feduhral mahshulls (goole), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:59 (sixteen years ago)

i still find the video amusing. i will no longer discuss it here.

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:59 (sixteen years ago)

and the rest of you that are offended, truly sorry, but you don't have to read my thread on my board.

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:00 (sixteen years ago)

masonic cutty

― max, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:01 (sixteen years ago)

oh, i wanted to leave you guys with this

http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/chinatown-bus-fight

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:02 (sixteen years ago)

some people see black and white
some people see 2 assbackward east bay idiots

god bless the AC Transit

― ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:04 (sixteen years ago)

BAY AREA PUBLIC TRANSIT IS 94/7 DONNEYBROOK FISTICUFFS

― ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:05 (sixteen years ago)

last month 3 people got stabbed on the muni by some crazy dude, i totally forgot which ethnicity everybody was which I apologize for because that seems to be more important than stupid people doing stupid things i guess.

― ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:07 (sixteen years ago)

race comes before intelligence i guess

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:08 (sixteen years ago)

so much for no longer discussing it

enjoy your vacation

― sheryl crow but with a very long butt (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:13 (sixteen years ago)

Thread lived up to its title today.

― queen frostine (Eric H.), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:14 (sixteen years ago)

Dan Perry, you should be ashamed of yourself.

― ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:21 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.effyeah.com/radicalmiraclescometrue/Dancing_banana_65x70.gif

― a wrinkle in paws (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:21 (sixteen years ago)

Eh, not really.

― sheryl crow but with a very long butt (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:22 (sixteen years ago)

this is really one of those situations where there are no real winners
this is really one of those situations where there are no real winners
this is really one of those situations where there are no real winners
this is really one of those situations where there are no real winners

on the plus side, i was not aware that "pink fucks" had entered the vernacular

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:25 (sixteen years ago)

race. always coming before intelligence. if only those two gentlemen of indeterminable ethnic origin could have been post-racial like me, there might not have been a violent altercation. *sighs, posts image macro with lyrics to "black betty" by ram jam*

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:30 (sixteen years ago)

This thread is like the end of Reservoir Dogs.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:34 (sixteen years ago)

hahahaha

― sheryl crow but with a very long butt (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:35 (sixteen years ago)

is it ok to eat cheese now?

― velko, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:36 (sixteen years ago)

more like:

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/7373/pulpge7.jpg

― greg dulli appointed feduhral mahshulls (goole), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:37 (sixteen years ago)

Way to overreact, HI DERE.

― FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:50 (sixteen years ago)

oh god i had forgotten that jim goad every existed. thanks for nothing thread.

― El GarBage (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:50 (sixteen years ago)

I gotta say the what's on that lady's iPod question is the only "what's on x's ipod" that's ever made me laff.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:50 (sixteen years ago)

can we collectively all dial the invective and venom back just a tad and take further discussion on this to IMP, as that's what it's there for:
Damage Control on divergence of humor wrt to AC Transit fight.
new topic plz, so this thread don't get locked.

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:54 (sixteen years ago)

I accidentally deleted my bookmark on this thread & attempted to load the whole thing & yeah.. Let's just say that the time is right for a new LOL thread. My two cents, anyway.

― Man or Austro-Hungarian? (Pillbox), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 19:02 (sixteen years ago)

I think "Damage Control on divergence of humor wrt to AC Transit fight" is as good a title as any for a new LOL thread.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 19:03 (sixteen years ago)

Damage ContrLOLz

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 19:06 (sixteen years ago)

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