the next big thing in funny advertising!
http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/2497/sobrozj8.png
― tehresa, Monday, 12 May 2008 06:49 (seventeen years ago)
SoBro, dudez. gonna be the next wburg.
(i know this is not news just facebook ads what?!)
― tehresa, Monday, 12 May 2008 06:50 (seventeen years ago)
frutels http://ads.ak.facebook.com/ads2/flyers/2008/3/13/p_6002205611700_8044.jpg Frutels is acne care in a candy. Get clear skin from the inside out. Try Frutels, the gummy vitamin for acne today.
― thorn, Saturday, 17 May 2008 22:12 (seventeen years ago)
http://i25.tinypic.com/ererdy.png
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 17 May 2008 22:15 (seventeen years ago)
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/6061/eggspe2.png
― tehresa, Thursday, 22 May 2008 16:45 (seventeen years ago)
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/5828/150tc1.png
― tehresa, Monday, 26 May 2008 17:49 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2008/03/15/amd_ashley_video1.jpg
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 26 May 2008 18:00 (seventeen years ago)
I keep getting an ad for a gay match.com thing
― milo z, Monday, 26 May 2008 18:01 (seventeen years ago)
http://i25.tinypic.com/2up8crc.png
― J0rdan S., Monday, 23 June 2008 00:42 (seventeen years ago)
Wholesale Dog Poop Bags http://ads.ak.facebook.com/ads2/flyers/117/52/6002214505436_1_83f2f009.jpg 70% off the price of Petco (as low 3.9 cents per bag vs. 15 cents!) Order your wholesale bags by July 18 and get free UPS shipping!
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 20 July 2008 19:56 (seventeen years ago)
catsup dude's girl upthread looks uncannily like an old flame. even breast size is accurate
― r1o natsume, Sunday, 20 July 2008 19:59 (seventeen years ago)
that is spitzer's ho, no?
― tehresa, Sunday, 20 July 2008 21:34 (seventeen years ago)
http://i38.tinypic.com/2zjltab.png
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 27 July 2008 23:24 (seventeen years ago)
lol @ "Condo.Own"
― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 27 July 2008 23:32 (seventeen years ago)
mine are all OLD, GAY & SINGLE?
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 28 July 2008 16:09 (seventeen years ago)
Is Theresa as cool as Robert Downey Jr.? See the Tropic Thunder trailer and take the quiz to find out!
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 14:31 (seventeen years ago)
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3177/2733480047_a3333bfd22.jpg?v=0 ^ girlfriend got this
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 14:34 (seventeen years ago)
so am i?
― tehresa, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 14:54 (seventeen years ago)
not in blackface you're not
― remy bean, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 14:54 (seventeen years ago)
http://i34.tinypic.com/2nrpveb.png
lol
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 1 September 2008 23:35 (sixteen years ago)
Join NY Wine Tasting TripOur awesome trip is sold out for women, but still has room for men. Join ZogSports for a day of wine tasting fun on Long Island!
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Whoa chicks!!!!!!!
― html tsar (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Tuesday, 16 September 2008 04:10 (sixteen years ago)
Like Kraftwerk?Play this rad new online dance game. No, Kraftwerk is not in it (yet), but great indie/electro bands like CSS, Cut Copy, etc are!|
― Kramkoob (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Friday, 3 October 2008 17:59 (sixteen years ago)
Like Kraftwerk?
DO I!
― CaptainLorax, Friday, 3 October 2008 18:30 (sixteen years ago)
http://zombiehof.com/misc/fb0.jpg
YES MORE ADS OK YES
― thorn, Thursday, 9 October 2008 06:51 (sixteen years ago)
Things My Dog AteMy dog Watson ate my girlfriend's $350 Prada shoes so I started a website dedicated to all the crazy things dogs eat.
― Kramkoob (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Monday, 13 October 2008 07:37 (sixteen years ago)
Welcome To Your Life
Prime Upper West Side location w/studios, 1 and 2 bedrooms from $2035.
^^these people clearly have my income bracket wrong in their targeting/filter.
― highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Monday, 13 October 2008 13:51 (sixteen years ago)
"from" -- the most discouraging word in real estate
― Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Monday, 13 October 2008 17:10 (sixteen years ago)
esp when the from for that price is for a STUDIO.
― highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Monday, 13 October 2008 19:02 (sixteen years ago)
j03 fullman saw a studio for ~$1850 in the (far) west village with a yard. Fallout from financial crisis is hitting the studio apts 1st…
― Kramkoob (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Monday, 13 October 2008 21:43 (sixteen years ago)
for some reason everytime I log into facebook I get an ad that says 'buy blackadder t-shirts' lol
― CaptainLorax, Thursday, 16 October 2008 07:00 (sixteen years ago)
http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/7484/blackadderpq4.jpg
― CaptainLorax, Thursday, 16 October 2008 07:03 (sixteen years ago)
Do You Know Jay-Z?
Take this fun quiz and test your knowledge about Jay-Z now!
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 16 October 2008 07:40 (sixteen years ago)
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/sdfghjkl.jpg
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 08:55 (sixteen years ago)
Love Roller Coasters?
Share your passions and experiences with the community at diddit.com.
― Kramkoob (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 18:04 (sixteen years ago)
lol @ rhino horn neti pot
I keep getting this one that says TIRED OF SHAVING? with some dude shaving his chest
― dmr, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 20:06 (sixteen years ago)
suggestion: upload some more recent pictures w/ your beard
― ♪☺♫☻ USA (gr8080), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 21:22 (sixteen years ago)
lol. I shaved it in the summer
in other news a promo email for Grace Jones "Williams Blood" generated these o_0 google ads
Cord BloodChoose Only The World's Largest & Most Experienced Cord Blood Bank.www.CordBlood.com
Cord Blood Bank CompanyFree Cord Blood Buyer's Guide & Kit MD Trusted, FDA & AABB Approvedwww.FamilyCordBloodServices.com
WAHT
― dmr, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 22:10 (sixteen years ago)
umbilical cord blood maybe?
― ♪☺♫☻ USA (gr8080), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 22:33 (sixteen years ago)
― dmr, Tuesday, November 11, 2008 2:06 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
mine are "Like Vampire Weekend?" and TIRED OF SHAVING
― myspace password secretary (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 22:34 (sixteen years ago)
yeah that's what it is but I thought it was used for like, stem cell research
I guess that's what they're marketing, bank your blood in case ya need it? didn't seem like something that would hit the general public through google ads. (actually I think at first glance I thought they were SELLING cord blood, eww.)
― dmr, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 22:37 (sixteen years ago)
no you keep it in a bank and if the kid of any direct relatives get some horrible cancerish type disease it can help a lot.
― a country packed with ponies (sunny successor), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 22:38 (sixteen years ago)
"the kid OR any direct relatives"
i wish i had got my shit together and done it
― a country packed with ponies (sunny successor), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 22:39 (sixteen years ago)
huh! did not know that
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/BrOnXbOmBr21/the_more_you_know.jpg
― dmr, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 22:49 (sixteen years ago)
this is not a targeted facebook ad but i was looking at alumni of my high school and i found my 6th grade math teacher
http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v226/501/2/s1634617405_1320.jpg
― horrible (harbl), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 23:05 (sixteen years ago)
i always get ones for Christian singles O_O
― balloon in a sack (latebloomer), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 01:52 (sixteen years ago)
lol @ getting both of these at once
Worried about drinking?Project Motion is a research program offering brief treatment to help you learn to manage your drinking. Call to schedule a screening. OVAL Vodka RecipesOVAL's patented process structures the vodka so that it reaches a unique level of smoothness at 84 proof. Check out great recipes here.
― dmr, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 20:24 (sixteen years ago)
Annual Green Card lotteryWin a permanent american residency. The US Green Card lottery is conducted each year by the US government. Deadline: Dec 1st.
shit! just missed out.
― Suggesteban Buttez (jabba hands), Thursday, 4 December 2008 09:29 (sixteen years ago)
― dmr, Tuesday, November 11, 2008 2:06 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
yeah wtf, do dudes really just go to town on their torsos with a razor?
― some know what you dude last summer (Jordan), Monday, 8 December 2008 15:29 (sixteen years ago)
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/ghjk-1.jpg
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:03 (sixteen years ago)
I favorited a bunch of horse racing shit "Dave is now a fan of SILVER CHARM" etc and now I'm getting a bunch of banners that are like, Gambling problem? We can help!!
― dmr, Thursday, 12 February 2009 06:27 (sixteen years ago)
was talking to p3te sm1th about jobs and got this one promoting a job i want
http://creative.ak.facebook.com/ads3/flyers/9/43/6002243428373_1_ba0dfde7.jpg
― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:45 (sixteen years ago)
the eno tshirt ad thats been around for the last few ages was replaced today by russian brides,something offering me 70% ROI, and the opportunity to meet elite mature singles.
WHAT HAS CHANGED?!
― bb, Thursday, 12 February 2009 22:05 (sixteen years ago)
wtff why does facebook suddenly think I have man-boobs
Gynecomastia Shirts VestsGynecomastia Shirts and Compression Vests. Full line top quality. Our factory is the premier in the the USA for Men's Girdles "MIRDLES"
― dmr, Thursday, 19 February 2009 21:00 (sixteen years ago)
― sleep, Thursday, 19 February 2009 21:04 (sixteen years ago)
"MIRDLES"
― dmr, Thursday, 19 February 2009 21:11 (sixteen years ago)
http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk73/betweenwantsandneeds/untitled.jpg
http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk73/betweenwantsandneeds/untitled3.jpg
http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk73/betweenwantsandneeds/untitled4.jpg
http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk73/betweenwantsandneeds/untitled1.jpg
― warmsherry, Thursday, 19 February 2009 21:42 (sixteen years ago)
i got an ad encouraging me to 'Ball out of control' with a pic of a lex coupe or something. i was into that one.
― sleep, Thursday, 19 February 2009 22:05 (sixteen years ago)
http://torchthebridge.com/forums/uploads/post-101-1235353712.png
― thorn, Monday, 23 February 2009 01:54 (sixteen years ago)
Hearing beautiful music?Ask American jazz trumpeter Chris Botti your questions about music, composing or romance. This week on PBS Engage. Click here.
lol chris botti
― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 00:22 (sixteen years ago)
where the hell are they even getting this statistic
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 02:43 (sixteen years ago)
http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/6050/parents.tif
― tehresa, Friday, 10 April 2009 06:39 (sixteen years ago)
congrats!
― velko, Friday, 10 April 2009 06:40 (sixteen years ago)
apparently my biological clock is not doing its job so facebook decided to handle matters.
― tehresa, Friday, 10 April 2009 06:42 (sixteen years ago)
i got one for "at&t swag"
― the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 April 2009 06:50 (sixteen years ago)
Why is this guy so happy?[pic of monk]He has a secret. Lucky for you, he'll share it with you. Then you'll be laughing too.
― HOOS talking about magic & spells & steen dude! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 10 April 2009 07:35 (sixteen years ago)
lol ur a buddhist
― the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 April 2009 08:06 (sixteen years ago)
ya it was a ad for some tibetan dude's meditation course
― HOOS talking about magic & spells & steen dude! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 10 April 2009 08:21 (sixteen years ago)
http://creative.ak.facebook.com/ads3/flyers/18/45/6002240468834_1_29942895.jpg
― otm in new york (G00blar), Friday, 10 April 2009 08:27 (sixteen years ago)
O_o
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/ironicnotfunny/WTF.jpg
― Young Wayne Newton (latebloomer), Friday, 17 April 2009 00:43 (sixteen years ago)
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c287/expatrica/les.jpg
― TAT THY SAD EAGLE (ENBB), Sunday, 24 May 2009 15:04 (sixteen years ago)
ugh, figures i can't find it now but i have been getting the "ipod of shavers" one a lot lately. lol what does that even mean. also, my profile is naked without animated gifs.
― ian, Sunday, 24 May 2009 21:08 (sixteen years ago)
http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/tza/hpnotiq.jpg
― tehresa, Thursday, 2 July 2009 09:53 (sixteen years ago)
again with the baby crap!http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/tza/baby.jpg
― tehresa, Monday, 10 August 2009 07:02 (sixteen years ago)
http://i31.tinypic.com/15g8ll4.jpg
― (ƨnɘhqɘϯƧ ƨ1ϯɿuƆ) | HI!!!!! | (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 05:32 (sixteen years ago)
They've got your number.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 05:33 (sixteen years ago)
It's what happens whenvodka cognac, and fruitgo out with the girls.
― sleep, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 08:45 (sixteen years ago)
http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/310/touchh.jpg
― can i lust (tehresa), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 06:46 (fifteen years ago)
ever since i changed status to "single, interested in women" i keep getting these ads for LOCAL SINGLES but especially ASIAN SINGLES.
― ian, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 20:55 (fifteen years ago)
KNOW YR GRLZ
http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/tza/girls.jpg
― tehresa, Sunday, 11 October 2009 07:16 (fifteen years ago)
also what is w/ that sentence structure? if you think, you'd be wrong? what about if you think, you ARE wrong.
― tehresa, Sunday, 11 October 2009 07:17 (fifteen years ago)
WHY DO THESE PEOPLE HAVE MARKETING JOBS WHILE I AM TEMPING?
― tehresa, Sunday, 11 October 2009 07:18 (fifteen years ago)
I keep clicking "Like" but nothing happens
― see it sounds really lame if you say it in parentheses: (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 11 October 2009 07:18 (fifteen years ago)
can someone explain how this picture is appropriate in this ad?
http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/5017/momsa.jpg
― tehresa, Sunday, 24 January 2010 05:44 (fifteen years ago)
ha
― The Reverend, Saturday, 13 February 2010 08:59 (fifteen years ago)
http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/tza/child.jpg
― tehresa, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 07:20 (fifteen years ago)
actual lols
― da Wesley CRUSHER (latebloomer), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 13:43 (fifteen years ago)
would be good if they used beardo mom for that ad
― amuse-douche (s1ocki), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 15:22 (fifteen years ago)
I like this new trend of using a pic of some freak just to get your attention, advertising reduced to its base form. if only they could show nudity...
― Fahrvergnügent (herb albert), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 15:44 (fifteen years ago)
http://i46.tinypic.com/246qutd.jpg
― soft serve space age blap (The Reverend), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 00:26 (fifteen years ago)
http://i50.tinypic.com/2yl1z4g.jpg
― fart and crazy swag (The Reverend), Monday, 8 March 2010 15:44 (fifteen years ago)
guyz!
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 02:12 (fifteen years ago)
http://i43.tinypic.com/8vyvz5.jpg
somebody alert grady!
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 02:13 (fifteen years ago)
AFFORDABLE DRUG REHAB
― ian, Sunday, 9 May 2010 17:29 (fifteen years ago)
QUIETING THE MIND
― planes/octaves/dimensions of existence (rrrobyn), Sunday, 9 May 2010 17:52 (fifteen years ago)
Barack ObamaMany people who like JSTOR like him.
― harbl, Sunday, 6 June 2010 17:55 (fifteen years ago)
http://i52.tinypic.com/2ih17xh.jpg
― gorgeous, independent, "edgy," house, music (crüt), Saturday, 11 September 2010 17:45 (fourteen years ago)
expore a dark & twisted virtual world..... and make friends!
got one for this site http://www.shaadi.com/index.php
― harbl essences (crüt), Monday, 13 September 2010 03:26 (fourteen years ago)
What is that tan guy doing in the goth RPG? Really.
― Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Monday, 13 September 2010 03:36 (fourteen years ago)
He's the guy the goths secretly wish they could be.
― Set the Controls for the Heart of the Baby Head Sun (corey), Monday, 13 September 2010 03:40 (fourteen years ago)
Our free contest gives out $1000 cash every month to the hottest mom with the most votes. Find out if you can win here.
― ▲ just some triangles ▲ (crüt), Monday, 27 September 2010 02:31 (fourteen years ago)
http://c1916682.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/hot_mom_header.jpg
http://i51.tinypic.com/2hfnals.jpg
― crut jones (crüt), Monday, 8 November 2010 06:42 (fourteen years ago)
gifts for hipster guys
― sarahel, Monday, 8 November 2010 06:47 (fourteen years ago)
hipsterpie
― crut jones (crüt), Monday, 8 November 2010 06:50 (fourteen years ago)
hipster pie!!!
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs035.snc6/166567_1551463192463_1411642776_31417770_2123434_n.jpg
― Hans Peter Cutlassin' (crüt), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 16:56 (fourteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/4xSeA.png
― naus, Saturday, 5 February 2011 04:15 (fourteen years ago)
http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/tza/opera.jpg
― tehresa, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 11:33 (fourteen years ago)
http://i1141.photobucket.com/albums/n599/newgolddream1/Capture-1.jpg
― am I diversified? (blank), Thursday, 21 July 2011 03:39 (fourteen years ago)
David Guetta, Skrillex, Afrojack - Dj Ivy combines all these styles in his mixing and production. FREE MIXES & MUSIC DOWNLOADS
― fill up ass of emoticon fart (crüt), Monday, 7 November 2011 08:07 (thirteen years ago)
serious lols @ Teach Chapman Stick?
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/302906_10150273601791638_87192791637_8118409_5845567_n.jpg
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 12 November 2011 08:08 (thirteen years ago)
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/247928_10100608961109181_1816461164_n.jpg
― with the ghostly "YOOOOOOOOOOOOHHOOOO" vocals? (crüt), Friday, 14 September 2012 19:37 (twelve years ago)
Meet a Nice Jewish Girl on JDate. Browse Free!
― crüt, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:16 (twelve years ago)
that's what I like about jewish girls, heh heh
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:21 (twelve years ago)
kidding!
I've seen that ad and have wondered if it's cool for me to join jdate since they advertised to me (not jewish)
― mh, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:36 (twelve years ago)
no
― iatee, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:37 (twelve years ago)
really? I have heard of non-jewish people using it. I have never used it. I thought that people just specified their preference, and some people minded and some didn't.
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:38 (twelve years ago)
jdate is a safe space for a minority group we don't need people like mh disturbing it
― iatee, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:39 (twelve years ago)
sorry iatee the advertisement says it's cool for me to
― mh, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:40 (twelve years ago)
In the United States of America, other causes, such as more people marrying later in life, have combined with intermarriage to cause the Jewish community to decrease dramatically; for every 20 adult Jews, there are now only 17 Jewish children. Some religious conservatives now even speak metaphorically of intermarriage as a silent holocaust.
― iatee, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:42 (twelve years ago)
ask yourself mh do you want to participate in a holocaust
I thought jewish lineage is matrilineal so I can't really break anything
― mh, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:44 (twelve years ago)
just do the honorable thing and convert
― iatee, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:46 (twelve years ago)
I'd never want to join any club that'd have me as a member
― mh, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:47 (twelve years ago)
just got another jdate advertisement on facebook
― mh, Friday, 10 May 2013 16:42 (twelve years ago)
https://photos-2.dropbox.com/t/0/AACXb7P1UrYuDyDTMl3sSdQ4HE-bCQCwYwfd9sepCPAwiA/12/899741/png/32x32/3/_/1/2/jdate.png/O_iuSd2vwqWcaN8Xzao9185h6mkjnmp3diogM60fSo0?size=1024x768
― mh, Friday, 10 May 2013 16:46 (twelve years ago)
never mind, dropbox doesn't want you to see the ad
― mh, Friday, 10 May 2013 16:48 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/ttKl8bK.jpg
― circa1916, Friday, 10 May 2013 17:03 (twelve years ago)
Change your underwear.
You've never felt anything like this before.
― crüt, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 03:05 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/wvqjUTo.png
― 乒乓, Sunday, 9 June 2013 16:58 (twelve years ago)
Rockefeller Plaza, Des Moines
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 9 June 2013 17:06 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/qB5agmm.png
― 乒乓, Sunday, 16 June 2013 00:43 (twelve years ago)
ugh
― ttyih boi (crüt), Sunday, 16 June 2013 01:00 (twelve years ago)
Finally.
― ☉.☉☂ (unregistered), Sunday, 16 June 2013 01:01 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/aLlekX5.png
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 23:12 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/jGrXyw6.png
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Monday, 8 July 2013 21:35 (twelve years ago)
loool nice work LL
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 July 2013 22:26 (twelve years ago)
<3 LL
― mh, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 01:29 (twelve years ago)
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― I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:33 (twelve years ago)
She likes to "Head Bang"
if you know what I mean... Join Us Now.Like · 1,218 people like Heavy Metal MILFs.
― ian, Friday, 20 September 2013 02:21 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/07roo7N.png
― 龜, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 01:42 (eleven years ago)
i don't eat ruffles anymore, but they're good and expensive, so take the ticket
― markers, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 01:52 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/tfSbrM8.png
Fuck you
― 龜, Thursday, 12 June 2014 17:52 (eleven years ago)
http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m57b59bn3H1rpq40to1_250.gif
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 12 June 2014 18:17 (eleven years ago)
http://gizmodo.com/how-to-stop-facebook-from-sharing-your-browsing-history-1589918083/+ashleyfeinberg
― 龜, Thursday, 12 June 2014 20:17 (eleven years ago)
This caught me off guard at first. I misread it as RIP Lou, Lou presumably being President Obama with shaggy hair.https://secure.img-cdn.mediaplex.com/0/27722/216528/300x250_AQ-2_P2Pxxxx.jpg
― brimstead, Friday, 16 October 2015 21:55 (nine years ago)
the FUCK
https://i.ibb.co/bHXWX9r/Screenshot-2021-07-02-9-46-11-AM.png
― not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Friday, 2 July 2021 13:52 (four years ago)
*cough*
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/01/apple-agrees-to-pay-95m-delete-private-conversations-siri-recorded/
― sleeve, Thursday, 2 January 2025 20:59 (seven months ago)
"The only clue that users seemingly had of Siri's alleged spying was eerily accurate targeted ads that appeared after they had just been talking about specific items like Air Jordans or brands like Olive Garden"
― sleeve, Thursday, 2 January 2025 21:00 (seven months ago)
it's been torn apart as shitty reporting in several places -- the actual suit only addresses the fact that people were activating siri on accident, either via button press or saying something that sounded similar to the prompt, and audio that followed was sent to apple's servers as a query
the PR about the lawsuit seems to be pushing that. the ars technica article has since been edited to add this after the Reuters ref: (claims which remain disputed)
the servers that handle siri requests are known -- people obviously have tried reverse engineering the API, etc. over time. if apple devices were randomly sending arbitrary audio clips to the cloud, people would know because someone would have documented this, at length! they're one of the most scrutinized tech platforms in the world, now.
I used to occasionally activate it on my watch when the knob would get hung up on my shirt cuff, and it's obvious when you do that -- it vibrates and starts talking. I mean, it could somehow pick it up in your pocket and you're in a loud area and don't hear it talking in response, but it still seems unlikely to me
can you IMAGINE getting ads for Air Jordans or the Olive Garden, meaning you're probably either someone who shops for shoes online or lives in the proximity of an Olive Garden?
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 6 January 2025 22:28 (seven months ago)
thank you!
lol one friend of mine said "siri picked up on Air Jordan and Oliver Garden because nobody talks about them anymore"
― sleeve, Monday, 6 January 2025 22:31 (seven months ago)
Apple's shadiness is mostly about business dealings, lock-in, and doing a less than optimal job of vetting crap in their supposedly well-vetted app store
their actual user data privacy, and the boundary around it, is pretty rock solid. there are exceptions where it seems like they weaseled out of paying specific security bounties, but if they say there's absolutely no way for ads to feed off of siri, I believe it until I see very specific evidence
they don't even sell ads outside of their own app stores, iirc, so I have no idea what the mechanism would be. they'd have to be selling the data to a third-party ad network like google's
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 6 January 2025 22:43 (seven months ago)
Oliver Garden
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 6 January 2025 23:17 (seven months ago)
https://i.postimg.cc/yYvRcy1n/IMG-2901.jpg
― brimstead, Sunday, 17 August 2025 14:47 (one week ago)