Misdirected emails

Do you have a list of prompts that are used in Reading Recovery? I
know I had one...but I can't find it anywhere! Thought I'd check
with you before I re-typed it from the guidebook! Thanks for
checking! Still miss you! Connie

MAKING THE PIECES FIT...

C0nnie Th0mas, Ed. S.
Sunnys1de Elementary Principal
6345 Sunnyside Road
Indianapolis, In 46236
317-964-45OO

Matt,

First off, was this the kind of F-150 you were talking about at PT yesterday morning? (See attached pictures)

Also, here is an article I though you might find interesting. Too bad we are so frackin tight on our hundreds of emission laws-

http://www.mpgomatic.com/2008/03/15/35-mpg-why-wait-until-2020/

Call me when you get a chance.

Justin

Dear Matisha,

You had earlier expressed an interest in real estate in the Richmond area.

Are you still interested? I can set the area MLS system to send you via email any new listings that fit your criteria. Would you like me to do that for you?

Also, how would you like me to communicate with you?

Phone? Email? Don't call me, I'll call you?

Thanks

--
B0b Sh4nks-associate broker
"The Realt0r You Keep"
804-915-4O41
Prudential Slater James River REALTORS
2737 McRae Road, Richmond, Va 23235

Rich and John Allen will be attending the young men’s retreat this weekend.

Thank you,
Mary Jo

Team,
Due to the Clarkston holy hour tonight, we will reschedule the
AFIRE team
meeting.

In Christ,
Mich4el Lamb3rt
IBM Client Manager, supporting the Ford Motor Company
Internet: michael.lambert@... | Notes: Michael T
Lambert/Raleigh/IBM@IBMUS

Brother Michael-

I heard through the grapevine that it looks like you are moving back to the states in June. I know it must be stressfull having to move again and the changes with work. I had to do the same thing a few years ago and I know it can be a bit un-nerving. I can also say that it was very exciting and has all worked out well. I know the same will be true for you.

Bernie tells me you are playing in the Swickely Invitational in July. That sounds like a blast. I think I told you in AZ that the old group is still going to Myrtle. Any chance you could be part of a "return of the maniacs" tour? This year we are staying a little South and playing down near Pawley's Island. Here is the line up:

10/10/08 - Willbrook @ 1:35 - 1:50 (12)
10/11/08 - Heritage @ 8:52 - 9:08 (12)
10/12/08 - Prestwick @ 8:55 - 9:15 (12)
10/13/08 - River Club @ 8:38 - 8:55 (12)
10/14/08 - TPC of Myrtle Beach @ 8:36 - 8:52 (12)
10/15/08 - Caledonia @ 8:33 - 8:51 (12)
10/16/08 - True Blue @ 7:23 - 7:39 (12)

Of course the maniacs could do at least a few 36 hole days. Bernie and I did 2 days of 36 last year which was nice. Maybe add a round at Pawley's and 36 at Caledonia.

I hope everything is going well with Amy and the kids and that Amy is feeling well.

Anyway, it was fabulous seeing you and Tom in January and I hope we can get some kind of regular golf trips going. I'm going to Colorado in a few weeks for a short 36,36,18 weekend. We are playing in the mountains one day and in the castlerock area for the rest of the time.

Do you have any Western trips planned?

Please let me know what your US cellphone and address are when you get to the states. Here is my info

JP
27 K3wen Way
Al1so Viejo CA 92656
Home e-mail ...
Work e-mail ...
Cell phone- ...

Hope to see you soon

JP

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Hello!
How many of you love salad? I am so excited because I am hosting a 6 o’clock salad show! Please save the date - Sunday 6/1 at 2:00pm and see the attached invitation for all the details including your chance to get extra FREE stuff! (If you can't open the attachment, please let me know so I can mail one to you.) Come to my 6 o’clock salad Show and we’ll learn the secret to preparing a delicious salad.
What a great reason to get together with friends! I hope you can join me - please RSVP by 5/28!

Thanks!

Tina

(the word document attached to that last one is awesome.)

I get a lot of these too, and I used to either bounce them from the mail client I was checking gmail with, but anymore if it looks personal I just reply with "I believe you've emailed the wrong address" and people are really polite and thankful, surprisingly

I get mail for a writer at angrynegro.com.

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Dear Jordan Juan,

We are confirming your interview at the Freehold office.

Your interview is scheduled for Wednesday, June 4th at 2:00 pm, and you will be meeting with Rom3l B3nito. It is important that you are prompt; we recommend arriving 15 minutes early and that you wear professional attire. If you have any difficulty, please call us at (732) 333-4380.

Thank you.

The Freehold address is: 86 West Main Street, Freehold, NJ

DIRECTIONS:
Office Map
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Sports day
Simon Fisher to me
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Dear Jonathan

Today I got a personal best in triple jump of 7.17m!

For the seniors, Bongos came last, Kudus 3rd, Elands 2nd and Oryx 1st

We don't know about the overall positions yet, but Mrs. Cussans will tell us the results on Friday.

Hope you're settled and enjoying Aussi.

Donald

P.S Please send me an e-mail about the time difference between Aussi and Kenya. My e-mail address is si✧✧✧.fis✧✧✧@swiftke✧✧✧.c✧✧

> ok mate...got your sms about fuel..no worries...got your email about
> steve..will call him today...
>
> nutty
>

> gday mate...ketut bought 12 bottles of wine...we just got fuel at
> sikakup...no problem....let me know how you get on with steve...if he is
> up for it i will call him...
>
> cheers
> nutty
>

i was involved in these accountants' ski trip plans for the longest time, they wouldn't stop sending me the e-mails. here was the best one:

Pro

Aspen has better pussy.

Con

Im married....for now.

Regards,

H0ward Dv0rkin

Please send me an e-mail about the time difference between Aussi and Kenya.

lol

Hey baby brother! How's life in Bolivia treating you? I hear they are only speaking spanish to you now. That has got to be tough. I hope you aren't getting to discouraged. I can't imagine how much it must mean to Patricia that you are willing to do this. I know you are honoring the Lord by leaving your comfort zone to be a great husband. I am very proud of you. Copper is doing good but I know he misses you guys. I am emailing you from my very cool new Blackberry. Bryce says hi and to tell you he passed the seventh grade ( thank goodness). He and Heath went out and bought Mario Cart yesterday so they have been having fun with that. Emma is crazy as usual. I can't wait to read your book so send it to me soon. Well Emma is starting to fuss so I have to go but we love you guys and miss you and are praying for you.

Grace and Peace,
Me
Sent from my BlackBerry® smartphone with SprintSpeed

My sidekick stopped working so this is my new address. I also still have the yahoo one. Hope everyone has a good day.
Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile

Hello all,

Some friends and I are thinking about going to Lake Tahoe for MLK weekend...the cost for lodging, lift tickets, and lessons are listed at the bottom of the email. There are several events going on, but of most important would be the networking opportunities, comedy shows, skiing, and hot tubs J

Check it out the info at the bottom of the email :)

First Deposit of $80 due by Nov. 25th, so u have time to think about it. Let me know J

Description:

Spend MLK weekend in scenic Lake Tahoe

Socialize with law students, grad students, and professionals

Party with the National Brotherhood of Skiers as they celebrate their

Annual Winter Carnival @ Heavenly Ski Resort

Concert, comedy show and casinos minutes away from the cabin

Skiing, snowboarding, and other snow sports

Price Includes: Lodging- 4 days 3 nights in a beautiful luxury cabin

Continental breakfast, snacks and beverages

Leave the books at home. Be prepared to party and have good time!

_____________________________________

I mean, I was this close to sending them my deposit $$$ and just going anyway. Sounds like a fun weekend.

I get occasional mail from my relatives' associates -- I own mylastname.net -- but the best misdirected emails are from co-workers. Some guy in Colorado sent me a pic of him at work and I replied that it was a great pic dude and he never replied.

haha, that lawyer weekend in tahoe does sound fun!

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I deleted this email, which is a source of regret. Those girls were pretty hot. They look like they had a great time in Mexico.

I just came in from a smoke break..and this girl comes out. Thick in the thighs but a NICE thick. Short hair. Pleasent. Dont know who she is. All nice hi blah blah balh. her face is smokin and she has on this tight little white button down girly dress shirt. Nice tits..so it seems bras work wonders yknow. really nice face. really nice. like the kind you always wanna kiss lol
I have a crush now lol. she's prob a bitch. I'll bash her head in when she goes to her car tonight all while screaming.."YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!! WHY! WHY ARE YOU REJECTING ME!!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DID FOR YOU?!?!?!?"

as she screams and is bleeding "WHAT?!?! WHY..WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!!! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT...UGH!" the last bash cause her to "ugh". then I take my dick out and smear it on her upper lip and I run away

she's gonna get it....SHE'S GONNA FUCKING GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this was from someone that works in one of our other offices. i've never met this dude and i have no idea who he meant to send this to.

hopefully his therapist.

O_O

holy shit.

the last bash cause her to "ugh"

I love that he explains this.

it has to be an inside joek that was just not meant for me right? there are a couple other guys with the same last name as me in our directory.

just forward it to HR already before you're the one who gets fired

actually honestly you really need to respond to him first and ask him WTF

and if he doesn't give you a good enough explanation in about thirty minutes do whatever you need to do to CYA

that's what i was think. i'm going to hit this fool up

i don't want to get some crazy shit storm started if they was just goofing around

what's he going to say, "yeah, I was talking about maybe raping this stocky girl"? Of course he's going to say he was joking.

i was just thinking that if he was sending it to someone else in the company that it had to be a joke.also no response yet

maybe when he rapes he uses the buddy system

frat dude at my work accidentally dragged a similar e-mail (not as bad actually, mostly talking about how slutty some girls at work are) to a public folder, got fired instantly.

In college some frat accidentally cc'd me some email telling everybody to shut up about what happened at the party over the weekend and wait until they know what people know.

he has a point

that guy never replied. He must be out raping

maya arul to Paolo, Ian, Nadja, Gabriel, me
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yeah these are my thought
the first 5, but lets all get on a confrence call we have to
me , you guys, gabe, ian ,nadja and andrew

1. the podiums on the stage , i dont like very much, i dont see the point of them , could this be more purposeful, light could it be a light or a shape thats more interesting?

2, we have to start thinking about outfit maybe it could be made from reflective material and the lights on the stage can be calculated to make that look amazing , so in one song we can kill all lights and jus do one song spot lit with reflective cloths

3, we need to start getting Andrew in to the mix so we can start figuring out how long it will take to program the Limar again with new 3d images

4, i think we need to make a few more 3d film then just jimmy , because sometime we cut out that song. id like to try to do X R 2 thats could be really cool

5, shade can we have our on shape ? do they have to be in the template shapes?

YOUR INVITATION

~ 2008 Good Life Gathering ~
July 2-31, 2008

Dear Relatives,

It feels really good to send you this invitation. Know that you are very welcome and needed. 2008 planning has been going on since last fall and we are feeling really good about what is coming our way this 4th year. We are proud that we have reached the completion of the first cycle of 4 annual Good Life Gatherings. Over the last years, our Elders, Youth, Activists and Community Leaders have been part of so many social justice and environmental victories, bringing so much knowledge, truth, love, hope and ! action ! for our survival into the future.

We are expecting Youth, Elders, Community Leaders and Spiritual people from across the country this year, including:

~ Social Justice Network leader Emma Strople <emmastro✧✧✧@ris✧✧✧.n✧✧> has graciously agreed to coordinate communication with our active youth.
~ Banyan Tree Community Initiatives, led by Chalo Barrueta <ch✧✧✧.barru✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧>, Toronto youth will share their exciting new urban Sustainable Development projects.
~ Elsipogtog Youth (Melissa Dedam <sunshini✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧>) have been busy strengthening their (considerable) political power and are forming an Elsipogotog Youth Council. They seeking support and assistance in their work to improve their community and strengthen their ties with people who are committed to sharing their knowledge and skills.
native youth at the ready.
~ Sierrra Club Atlantic Chapter (Lacia Kinnear <l_k✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧>) will offer sessions to help us to understand how our lifestyle leaves a positive or negative Ecological Footprint on Mother Earth, (see flyer attached .doc).
~ University of Prince Edward Island (UPEI) graduate students (Dolores LeVangie <ISResea✧✧✧@u✧✧✧.c✧>)
will help us to explore the Food, Medicinal and other uses of Seaweed by Mi'kmaq non-native peoples. July 9-10.
~ Spiritual People <wi✧✧✧@w✧✧.c✧>) are coming forward in numbers with kind offers of assistance and support. Because of this, we expect that all who wish to share in Traditional Knowledge and Healing ceremonies will have many opportunities.
~ The Good Life Gathering Circle of Community Leaders will be on hand throughout the month to share their knowledge and experiences on a wide range of subjects such as:
Ecoforestry; Addictions; Sustainable Development; Therapeutic Living; Strategic Activism (Culture Jamming, Legal Disobedience); Life & Survival Skills; Avoiding the Bad Life; Natural Food and Medicines; Environmental Health; Capacity Building - Working with Youth and Elders; Project Planning, Management & evaluation, Personal and Community Outreach and Development
Thanks so much for your encouragement, kindness, respect and generosity. We promise to continue to deliver programs that will make you proud to be part of the special, important and essential work of the Good Life Gathering.

All My Relations
Willi
GLG 2008
Directions: 6945 Route 116; 1/2 hour N. of Moncton's Magnetic Hill
exit Hwy. 126; turn R. at Harcourt Hwy. 116 5km.
506-785-4660 • wi✧✧✧@w✧✧.c✧

~ SCHEDULE ~
subject to change - for practical reasons

The Good Life Gathering has been dedicated to nurturing our future leaders by guiding young people in good directions for over 4 years. Our activities - campfires; fishing; learning workshops; healing circles; sharing our food and ourselves with our Youth; Elders and "olders" (Community Leaders) are always remembered as fun and valuable experiences.

The power of what we're doing; listening to each other and working together is now clear. This year; we will be offering even more choices to help us to create the best possible life - a Good Life - for ourselves and each other. As many of you already know; our schedule is always flexible; but here's a rough idea of what will be happening when:

All Month
Traditional Teachings - with our Grandmother Elder Vera Martin; Anne Solomon; Gloria Kejick; Jacqui LaValley; Willi Nolan, John Augustine Jr. and others; sweat lodge, group and private and ceremonies on request.
Permaculture Organic Gardening - our new greenhouse promises that we will have lots of edible gifts from the earth to plant, nurture and enjoy!
Group Workshops & Discussions: Earth building; Civil Disobedience; Veggie Diesel Vehicles; Culture Jamming; Sustainable Economics; Media-Filmmaking-Communications -Effective Uses of Electronic Media; Green Jobs & Businesses; Sharing Circles - related Traditional Knowledge Teachings for each of our workshop activities.

Week 1 & 2 - Learning Weeks (July 2-16)
Ecoforestry (with Wilderness Skills i.e., Hide Tanning, Trailmaking) with Bob Eichenberger of Écoforesterie Gaspésienne and friends.
Building a Good Life - Sustainable Infrastructure Design for our Camp with Greg Allen of HOK Architects.
College of Applied Sustainability with Willi Nolan and Prof. Davd Martin, educator and research scientist.
Link: <http://iicph.org/docs/cas-invite-07.htm>;)

Week 3 (July 17-23)
Ila Sisson will join us on the 19th to present on empowerment strategies and help young people to develop and maintain programs for youth by youth.

Week 4
Media - Filmmaking Editing - your chance to learn with and teach us to edit our collection of footage for distribution.
Unstructured time; Future Planning for the Good Life Gathering;
College of Applied Sustainability with Willi Nolan and Prof. Davd Martin, educator and research scientist.
Link: <http://iicph.org/docs/cas-invite-07.htm>;) - Planning for the GLG College of Applied Sustainability.

EXTRA!
Aug 1-4 * Collective Visioning Ceremonies August 1-4; 2008 * get in touch with us at 506-785-4660.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

~ 2008 INVITATION TO FUND-RAISING & SUPPORT ~

Please share this message with friends who want to give to something that's working!

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

2008 Good Life Gathering Theme: Assembling the Cadre - Sharing Circles; Collaborating With the Next Generation

" It is the way of the circle to help each other and for each to contribute their talents and skills for the well-being of the community. ... In the circle each person cares for the whole circle and the whole circle cares for each person."
Allen Aslan Heart; Prophecy of the Seventh Fire

Relatives;

Thank you for supporting the Good Life Gathering. We proudly announce that 2007 Good Life Gathering (GLG) Reports are now online - in Pictures & Text - and we welcome you to get involved this year.

2007 was our best year yet and we are still going strong. Our young people tell us that when they participate in youth gatherings; they always learn something that brings positive change to their lives and communities. They tell us that participating in youth groups is the best way to help young people to find themselves.

The Good Life Gathering has been dedicated to nurturing our future leaders by guiding young people in good directions for over 4 years. Our activities - campfires; fishing; learning workshops; healing circles; sharing our food and ourselves with our Elders and "olders" (Community Leaders) are always remembered as fun and valuable experiences.

The power of what we're doing; listening to each other and working together is now clear. This year; we are offering even more choices to help us to create the best possible life - a Good Life - for ourselves and each other.

We're happy and proud that the July Good Life Gathering has developed into an unparalleled opportunity for Youth; Elders and Community Leaders to cultivate and share the ‘Good Life’ vision. Together, we are applying the wisdom of humankind and Spirit together and creating oneness and peace for our Earth; our businesses and our people.

Calling our Youth!
Support yourself and become tomorrow’s Leaders! You'll find a wish list of things you can do to help out this year in the 2007 Report-in-Pictures (want to join us in preparations starting in May?). Check it out and let us know how to help make 2008 a great Gathering for YOU!!

2008 Highlights:
Shaping the Good Life: Sustainable Development; Building; Independent Power; Business; Filmmaking; Survival
The Good Food Gathering: Cooking; Organic & Permaculture Gardening; Wild Foods
Good Life Sports! Basketball; Fishing; Hiking; Swimming; Frisbees
Good Life College of Applied Sustainability: Learning opportunities with Community Leaders who give fun talks and workshops about Job and Career Choices; Education; Environment; Ecoforesty;
Traditional Knowledge; Human Rights; Avoiding the Bad Life and many other topics to help our youth.

2008 Fundraising
See the section below, "DONATION AND INFORMATION LINKS."

2008 Special Request:
For this year's Good Life Gathering; we are directed to invite special people that our youth can trust - people with vision and strong gifts that they share to help all people and who don’t always require money or recognition to share their gifts.
Please think about this and look around your Circle of Love and Support. If you know about people like this; invite them to get in touch and bring their special gifts to the GLG this summer!

It is so gratifying to witness the small and large victories that we have been catalyst to during past years. I believe that part of the reason for our success is Good Life Gathering’s focus to bring opportunities for every person involved to receive what they need for themselves. In this way; all are strengthened with new knowledge; resources and healing to carry back to our personal lives and communities.

Thank you so much for your kindness and generosity.

All My Relations

Willi Nolan
Host, Good Life Gathering
(506) 785-4660 wi✧✧✧@w✧✧.c✧

~~~~~~~ DONATION INFORMATION & LINKS ~~~~~~~
"The more you give, the more you get." ...Anonymous Wise People

We are grateful for past support of the Gathering and are asking our friends to be especially generous this year; as interest is growing; so are the costs - donation and project information is below.

2 Ways to Donate:
1) Give directly to the Gathering; (businesses receive a "deductible" mention in our promotions!) by sending your donation to:
Willi Nolan (Good Life Gathering); 6945 Route 116 Bryant's Corner; Harcourt; NB E4T 2W3

2) Get a charitable receipt & buy the 2006 Good Life Gathering DVD by sending your donation to: International Institute of Concern for Public Health; P.O. Box 80523; White Shields; 2300 Lawrence Avenue East; Toronto ON M1P 4Z5
Newsletter: IICPH GLG 2007 Fundraising Challenge is available in html at: http://www.iicph.org/docs/newstoc.htm and in PDF format at: http://www.iicph.org/docs/iicph-newsletter-spring-2007-all.pdf

You can see the 2006 Good Life Gathering DVD-Video online at:
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2019127538

Want to help with the BIG PICTURE? Here's our 2007 Proposal with a WISH LIST!
http://www.iicph.org/docs/glg-proposal-2007.htm
College of Applied Sustainability
http://iicph.org/docs/cas-invite-07.htm

The 2005-6 original GLG invitation, vision statements and proposal can be found at http://www.iicph.org/docs/glg2006.htm.

~ ALL MY RELATIONS ~

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I'd like to meet MARGARET

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maya arul to Paolo, Ian, Nadja, Gabriel, me
show details Mar 22 Reply

yeah these are my thought
the first 5, but lets all get on a confrence call we have to
me , you guys, gabe, ian ,nadja and andrew

1. the podiums on the stage , i dont like very much, i dont see the point of them , could this be more purposeful, light could it be a light or a shape thats more interesting?

2, we have to start thinking about outfit maybe it could be made from reflective material and the lights on the stage can be calculated to make that look amazing , so in one song we can kill all lights and jus do one song spot lit with reflective cloths

3, we need to start getting Andrew in to the mix so we can start figuring out how long it will take to program the Limar again with new 3d images

4, i think we need to make a few more 3d film then just jimmy , because sometime we cut out that song. id like to try to do X R 2 thats could be really cool

5, shade can we have our on shape ? do they have to be in the template shapes?

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hahaha!! this one!!

i cant believe nobody commented on it!

great thread

Fuck, carne did you end up reporting that bashy bashy psycho to HR? I wouldnt want to know I worked with someone like that, jesus.

4, i think we need to make a few more 3d film then just jimmy , because sometime we cut out that song. id like to try to do X R 2 thats could be really cool4, i think we need to make a few more 3d film then just jimmy , because sometime we cut out that song. id like to try to do X R 2 thats could be really cool4, i think we need to make a few more 3d film then just jimmy , because sometime we cut out that song. id like to try to do X R 2 thats could be really cool4, i think we need to make a few more 3d film then just jimmy , because sometime we cut out that song. id like to try to do X R 2 thats could be really cool4, i think we need to make a few more 3d film then just jimmy , because sometime we cut out that song. id like to try to do X R 2 thats could be really cool4, i think we need to make a few more 3d film then just jimmy , because sometime we cut out that song. id like to try to do X R 2 thats could be really cool4, i think we need to make a few more 3d film then just jimmy , because sometime we cut out that song. id like to try to do X R 2 thats could be really cool4, i think we need to make a few more 3d film then just jimmy , because sometime we cut out that song. id like to try to do X R 2 thats could be really cool4, i think we need to make a few more 3d film then just jimmy , because sometime we cut out that song. id like to try to do X R 2 thats could be really cool4, i think we need to make a few more 3d film then just jimmy , because sometime we cut out that song. id like to try to do X R 2 thats could be really cool4, i think we need to make a few more 3d film then just jimmy , because sometime we cut out that song. id like to try to do X R 2 thats could be really cool4, i think we need to make a few more 3d film then just jimmy , because sometime we cut out that song. id like to try to do X R 2 thats could be really cool4, i think we need to make a few more 3d film then just jimmy , because sometime we cut out that song. id like to try to do X R 2 thats could be really cool

BERNARD H--E to DICKSIE
show details 12/17/07 Reply

Hi Richard

Hope the message on my card was not too dreary, but as each year passes the run-up to the so-called festive season becomes more and more of a commercial bonanza. I can hardly wait for the New Year.

But one has to circulate, and I shall attend Jackie's "do" on Wednesday. May see you there.

Cheers Bernard
BERNARD H--E

A----s D---s to BERNARD
show details 12/17/07 Reply

Hi there,
I think you have the wrong email address.. I'm a different "Dicksie." Too bad though, Jackie's "do" sounds interesting..
Alexis

BERNARD H--RE to me
show details 12/18/07 Reply

Hi Alexis
Thanks for answering the "wrong" e-mail. I must have words with Richard...Jackie's thing is not likely to be as interesting as it sounds, but maybe the wine will be better than last year's.
All the seasonal best to you, wherever you are or find yourself

Bernard

^^ I liked him.

I like his shtick!

I wonder if this is the same guy: http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2006/mar/29/crime.politicsphilosophyandsociety ? Surely all people in the world with the same name are the same person, yea?

Receipt and Itinerary as of 08/14/08 12:13 PM
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Received: MYRA WIL

Passenger Information
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1 All travel involving funds from this Confirmation Number must be completed by the expiration date.

Itinerary
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Total Payment: $69.50

Good job, Myra!

Do I need to call SouthWest and let them know, or will this get figured out. Hopefully she has the confirmation number from the website, right?

From: Stephen Hawking <stephenhawking✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧>
Subject: new web find
Date: Sat, 16 Aug 2008 22:08:32 -0700 (PDT)
To: ro✧✧✧.penros✧✧✧@ma✧✧✧.o✧.a✧.u✧
X-Mailer: YahooMailRC/1042.48 YahooMailWebService/0.7.218



Hi Roger,

I found Forbat's new website. It is still under construction, but I found a conscise
desciption of his theory on http://structureofreality.com/new.htm

Please keep this confidential, but send me your comments on this email

Cheers

OK, that isn't a misdirected email. It's a noble attempt by a crank to get physicists to read his work. I should start a thread for those guys. They rule.

This MIX Magazine subscription order has been submitted. Please retain this message for your records.
Subscription Type: New Subscription
Subscription Option: 12 issues $18
Recipient Information:
First Name: K*** A**
Last Name: L***
Address: 2*** B Street
Apartment Number: City: San Diego
State: CA
Zip Code: 92102
Day Phone: 619 875-****
Evening Phone: 619 875-****
Email Address: kl*✧✧✧@m✧✧.c✧✧
Billing Information:
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Apartment Number: 1
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Day Phone: 503 875-****
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Email Address: d**✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧ [Nope, buddy, this is MY email address not yours]
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Can anyone think of a way I can get this magazine delivered to me instead?

I once got an e-mail addressed to someone called "dild0fre4k", which included some jpeg attachments. I didn't open them.
Well actually I did, they were just some people standing by a bridge.

i don't know but if it's the higher end of the 2000 block of b street that's near where my ex used to live.

From: Stephen Hawking <stephenhawking✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧>
Subject: new web find
Date: Sat, 16 Aug 2008 22:08:32 -0700 (PDT)
To: ro✧✧✧.penros✧✧✧@ma✧✧✧.o✧.a✧.u✧
X-Mailer: YahooMailRC/1042.48 YahooMailWebService/0.7.218

Hi Roger,

I found Forbat's new website. It is still under construction, but I found a conscise
desciption of his theory on http://structureofreality.com/new.htm

Please keep this confidential, but send me your comments on this email

Cheers

this is a great gambit for getting people to read your work

2636, k!

that's about four blocks west and four blocks south of where she used to live, 26th st cuts through balboa park if i remember correctly.

maybe you can reply to the email and say they got the address wrong and have them re-route it?

You indicated on your withdrawal form that you would like to discuss your situation in greater detail with someone. If that is still the case, please respond to this email and I will be glad to assist you.

Jo4n H4hn
Assistant University Registrar - Student Services
113A Strong Hall
1450 Jayhawk Blvd.
Lawrence KS 66045
785-864-4555 phone
785-864-5555 fax
ROCKCHALK JAYHAWK

bummer, hope she finds their address

Did you write back

I told her she had the wrong address, yeah.

I don't for real estate agents.

TKC!

Dear Matt in Christ,

The file I attached is the schedule for the weekend including the talks. I'd like you to give the talk in the model formation activity for the jrs, which is on respect. The talk should be two parts, the first in which you tell some sort of personal story about respect (the manual defines respect as "to treat God and others the way that I want to be treated" so basically the golden rule. That first segment should last about 5 min, and then you'll transition to relating it to Mt. 7:1-2, which you can read to the boys beforehand, and you relate the story to the passage. The idea is to show how the passage is relevant to their lives. The whole talk should not be longer than 10 minutes

Also, can you forward this to Colin? I'd like him to give the talk for the formation activity for the older boys. His talk is from the ECYD fichas stage 1 year 2, sheet 137. The talk should be based on the "Themes". Ask Br. Daniel or any of the brs where he can get this outline...they have it on a CD. The boys will be doing a gospel reflection on the part of the sheet titled "gospel reflection". His talk should be about 10-15 minutes long. Please call me if you have any questions.

In Christ,

--
Michael J4cob3en
Conquest Regional Director
(301) 555-6907

what is TKC?

to kingdom come!

jesus wept

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f325/caek/Picture1-8.png

this looks like an extremely complicated way to make like $30.

From: RMcCorm✧✧✧@o✧.h✧✧.c✧✧
Subject: Good news
Date: 10 October 2008 20:35:04 BST
To: me and some other guys

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27106927/?GT1=43001

R0bert McC0rmick
Honda Access America, Inc.
21001 State Route 739
Raymond, Ohio 43067 USA

That is good news!

SOCIAL SECURITY CHANGES

It does not matter if you personally like or dislike Bush. You need to sign this petition and flood his e-mail box with e-mails that tell him that, even if the House passes this bill, he needs to veto it. It is already impossible to live on Social Security alone. If the government gives benefits to 'illegal' aliens who have never contributed, where does that leave those of us who have paid into Social Security all our working lives?

As stated below, the Senate voted this week to allow 'illegal' aliens access to Social Security benefits.
Attached is an opportunity to sign a petition that requires citizenship for eligibility to that social service.

Instructions are below. If you don't forward the petition and just stop it, we will lose all these nam es.

If you do not want to sign it, please just forward it to everyone you know.

Thank you!

To add your name, click on 'forward'. Address it to all of your email correspondents, add your name to the list and send it on.

When the petition hits 1,000, send it to comm✧✧✧@whiteho✧✧✧.g✧✧ <mailto:comm✧✧✧@whiteho✧✧✧.g✧✧>

PETITION for President Bush:

Dear Mr President:
We, the undersigned, protest the bill that the Senate voted on recently which would allow illegal aliens to access our Social Security. We demand that you and all Congressional representatives require citizenship as a pre-requisite for social services in the United States.

We further demand that there not be any amnesty given to illegals, NO free services, no funding, no payments to and for illegal immigrants

followed by 826 names.

From: P Mohapatra <spacemirrormyst✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.i✧>
Subject: As light the power of remote reflects in mirror.
Date: Sat, 1 Nov 2008 18:36:17 +0530 (IST)
To: My entire department

This is last letter for better understanding the subject “Mystery of space
mirror” and one should remember that as light the power of remote is also
reflected in mirror.
Suppose you are watching a space film on a Television set and such film’s image
also appearing to you in a mirror fixed by near wall. Now you are bored and
liked to change another channel through the remote control of the television.
You can do such work either by directing directly on real television or by
directing on image.
Through remote world space organizations have sent man less space vehicle to
different space objects.  Cause of reflection those men less space vehicle is
going on real root to real space objects.
Visit: - www.spacemirrormystery.com for better study and research.

Dude has a point.

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Thank you for contacting Iomega Technical Support, my name is Kevin. How may I help you? [06:31:49 PM]
Melvin Williams: I hook my hard drive up it says it installed but i don't see it [06:32:55 PM]
Kevin: Go to Start->Right-click on Computer->Select Manage->Select Disk Management on the left->Does the drive show up in there? [07:32:23 PM]
Melvin Williams: yes [06:36:07 PM]
Kevin: When you right click on the drive which options do you have? [07:35:16 PM]
Melvin Williams: properties, help [06:37:17 PM]
Kevin: What if you click on the status bar to the right of the drive. Which options does it give there? [07:36:40 PM]
Melvin Williams: new simple volume, properties, help [06:39:06 PM]
Kevin: Could you click Start->Left click on Computer-> What drives are listed here? [07:38:27 PM]
Melvin Williams: do you mean options? i don't see any drives [06:41:09 PM]
Kevin: In the Computer/My Computer window it should list all the hard drives and cd-roms on the computer. [07:41:48 PM]
Melvin Williams: no it's not there [06:43:59 PM]
Kevin: Do you have another computer to test this drive on? [07:43:32 PM]
Melvin Williams: you i did it and it does the sme thing [06:45:09 PM]
Kevin: Do you have the drive connected with firewire or usb? [07:44:16 PM]
Melvin Williams: usb [06:45:38 PM]
Kevin: Do you have both ends of the "Y" USB cable plugged directly into the computer? [07:44:44 PM]
Melvin Williams: no just one [06:46:10 PM]
Kevin: Let's connect the second on. The drive wont get enough power with only one port connected. [07:45:18 PM]
Melvin Williams: in the usb port [06:47:27 PM]
Melvin Williams: plug it in the usb [06:47:39 PM]
Kevin: It may take a moment for that drive to mount. [07:46:53 PM]
Melvin Williams: i pluged it in [06:49:06 PM]
Kevin: Let's check in Computer and see if the drive is seen now. [07:48:24 PM]
Melvin Williams: still not there [06:49:55 PM]
Kevin: Let's unplug the usb cable from the back of the iomega drive. Wait 5 seconds then reconnect. It will force the computer to refresh the device. [07:49:20 PM]
Melvin Williams: ok [06:50:44 PM]
Melvin Williams: still not there [06:52:31 PM]
Kevin: Let's open disk manager if it's still not open. What number is assigned to the iomega drive. IE your hard drive in your computer will be Disk 0. [07:52:09 PM]
Melvin Williams: ! [06:54:19 PM]
Melvin Williams: 1 [06:54:21 PM]
Kevin: Right clicking on the drive or the bar to the right do you have the option to Format or Initialize? [07:55:54 PM]
Melvin Williams: no [06:57:59 PM]
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Melvin Williams: i spoke to someone about this befor and they sent me a RMA tag. i just tried to do it again befor i sent it back and it installed soi thought it was working [07:01:50 PM]
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On Dec 11, 2008 12:49pm, Meghan Bangs <XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX> wrote:
> Hello,
>
>
> I cannont do anything until a little after 5:00, but I am free as a bird after that! It might be nice to make a yummy dinner together and then we could maybe do a sleepover like old times. Make music videos, girl talk, sign christmas songs, etc. What do you guys think?
>
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> Meghan
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> On Wed, Dec 10, 2008 at 10:28 PM, XXXX> wrote:
>
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> Hello best friends!!!!
>
> I AM SO EXCITED for all of us to get together when we are all home. I have talked to you all individually, but this is a message to say the FOUR of us will all be celebrating our friendship and the holidays together on DECEMBER 23rd...riiight!??? I am thinking we should spend MEGA time together that day. Like maybe afternoon-evening kind of a deal. Once I am done with school (on the 19th HOLLER) I can start planning. But, you all start thinking what you wanna do!!! Do we want to go places or hang out at home and eat and laugh and watch movies and have a sleep over? Just think:).
>
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> Ok, so send replies if this date is still good. If it isn't we can see what we can do but Ash doesn't get back until the 22nd and I leave the 24th so we don't have much wiggle room;).
>
> okie doke. I can't wait! I love you all and miss you!
>
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> Love,
> Kt
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that sounds really nice!

--- On Fri, 12/12/08, joe & elaine leikhim <leik✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧> wrote:
From: j0e & el4ine le1khim <leik✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧>
Subject: Charlie
To: ...
Date: Friday, December 12, 2008, 11:40 AM

Our longtime friend, Charlie passed away, Saturday, 12/6/08. He joined the volunteers in early 1991 and soon amassed 500 hours on floor duty at the museum, usually among his favorite cars: Cars of Conspicous Consumption.

As a member of CAM Followers he continued to do floor duty, and also met with the SPAM luncheon group for ten years until recent health problems curtailed his attendance.

Charlie will be remembered for his terse rejoinders and dry wit. He will be missed.

--

Hello everyone,

I am sending you this e-mail about my Girl Scout Cookie Sales. My personal goal is to sell 160 boxes of cookies. I hope that you are able to help me reach this goal.

This year we have the following cookies:

Lemon Chalet Cremes
Dulce De Leche
Trefoils
Sugar Free Chocolate Chips
Dosidos
Tagalongs
Samoas
Thin Mints

Each box is $3.50; you can also donate cookies to Operation Taste of Home. This is where our service men and woman receive Girl Scout Cookies while serving overseas.

Thanks for any help you are able to give me to reach my goal.

Love, Ka1leigh Ell3n T1ce

This one is a good one:

(assuming it's not spam everyone else is getting)

From: 3✧✧✧.Vau✧✧✧@tur✧✧✧.c✧✧
Subject: talking poitns below
Date: 21 January 2009 17:58:54 GMT
To: me

car will be there at 8a. Call me if you have any questions. xxxx


- What are Obama's biggest obstacles in the Middle East?

- DO you think he gave any indication yesterday about what he's prioritzing?

- He has been so quiet about everything happening in Gaza, How do you think he'll tackle that situation?

- He's made some interesting appointments in the realm of state and defense - many people are much more Hawkish than him - how do you think that will play out?

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CNN 1nternational
Office: +44 207 555 1798
Mobile: +44 798 555 8206

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Oooh, hope you get more from her!

i should have asked her to remind me of the address and done the show

(i told her she had the wrong email and wished her luck)

January 26, 2009

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Jesus Built my Hotrod

From: someone at UC Davis
Subject: Giulivi Lab

Hi Melanie!

First of all, how are things? How did the job search go? Did you find a job? How is it going?

Secondly, I know this is a little out of the blue and don't worry if you don't know, but I can't find something in the lab and I was hoping you could help. I am purifying a protein (for another project, not ATPase) and I can't find the kit with the nickel (Ni-NTA) columns. It is the exact same thing we used to purify the ATPase protein. Cecilia said there was a kit, but I have looked all over the lab and I can't find it. It may have moved, but I don't even know what I am looking for so any information would be great!

Also, I noticed that when you purified the ATPase, you used Protease Cocktail Set III, CHAPS, and Glycerol in your buffers but the OIAexpressionist handbook doesn't say to use those. Is there a reason you added those to your buffer?

Sorry to email you about stuff you have probably already forgotten about. I hope everything is going well for you!

Thanks so much,
Juli4 0verman

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nice gift message!

...so dude used his mom's credit card for that or what?

u got admin privileges here caek - can we change the message

huh?

Your name irl is Ant0inette W1lliams?

no, but i assume this guy matthew's mom's is.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/jcoombs/poop.jpg

with text: "hi jason, here is a photo of us :D"

Hope the move went well and you are enjoying your new job. May be kind of tough having a desk job. J

I have volunteered to take the Sprint ISP (our group calls it VISP—they are letting people volunteer for the involuntary). I decided to take the severance and get out while I can. I will probably be gone by the end of March. I will take a few months off then maybe look for something in education. I am pretty excited about doing something different—not sure now what that will be—only time will tell.

On the whole the mood on campus is kind of depressing, but the people I hang out with are handling things pretty well. What will be, will be.

Good luck on your new experiences and I will keep in touch.

L4n4

xp, whoa

someone who thought they were emailing themselves just sent me this:

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f325/caek/photo.jpg

Is your real name Becky Ditchfoot?

apparently that is a guy called mark!

I sent an email bomb today and had yahoo tell me that the adressess of about 5 people who had given me their addresses in the past two days and double-checked them don't exist. Yahoo wtf.

Sunday most of the places were closed or short staff so I was finally able to get through to all the places that are in the area and price range for what you are looking for. The good news is I found 16 possible options. The bad news is I found 16 possible options; I will list them below so we can start to narrow them down. I will put them in order for the places I think you will like the most.

Option 1 $1349 Immediate avail but they will hold one for you a little while. Offers $500 off your first month rent too. (great place to live).

Option 2 $1500, A little higher than your max price but I included it since it is such a terrific place and in the right area for you.

Option 3 $1365 tremendous property on the greenbelt. Not close to townlake but worth looking at.
http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh95/kamoda14/1014/DSC_0826.jpg
http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh95/kamoda14/1014/DSC_0847.jpg
http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh95/kamoda14/1014/DSC_0774.jpg

Option 4 $1378 Close to the townlake area.

Option 5 $940 $500 off of the first month rent. Close to the Townlake.

These are the top properties that meet the criteria you had given me. The rest are not as nice or in the area you wanted but are in the price range and close to the area you wanted. Please look this information over and let me know what you think. I can take you around to the properties and help you find what you are looking for.

Brian

the question you must ask yourself, caek: just how close to the townlake do you want to be??

i would love to live in austin, but with the dollar where it is, $1300 is out of my price range. i told him so.

Hi Michael..
Just thinking about you as we sit here in sunny Florida watching the Dayton vs WVU basketball game. Just came in from enjoying some cheese and crackers and a couple of beers, as we enjoyed the warm weather on our villa patio.

How are you and how is your job going? Have you ever heard of Basset Co? It is near Philadelphia and is owned by my first cousin David Milks. His company makes the blades and other parts for the windmill industry. He was at the Labor Day Picnic . He was one of those crazy guys who rode their motorcycles up.

How is Kate doing?

Love, Aunt marlene

Note: the subject of that email was "Aunt marlene"

Sun is the centre of our life rather it may be said that sun is the basic source of our life.
Living inside the solar system we can not see anything beyond 150 million kilometer in the
darken part of earth, but for other reasons we have been watching hundred of light years away
various space objects and mysteries i.e. asteroids, milky ways, galaxies, supernovas, white
dwarfs, nebulas, black holes, extra solar systems etc. that is other wise called at
“mysteries of space mirror” and it can prove that sun is the only luminous body and only star
in the total universe.
Visit: - www.spacemirrormystery.com for details.

Subject: Your Account Was Banneed

This is a joke :)

Of the outer party are made harmless by allowing street of
little twostorey houses with battered and honest. In a certain
way, clare was a revelation words on the floor, ate smuggled
food which they house and nothing was in a manner of speaking.

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Hi Darling, I have a new email address, it's x✧✧@rocketm✧✧✧.c✧✧. This will separate my mail from Roger's and make life a lot easier, I hope. Please use this number for me and the old one for Roger. I've also had my laptop looked at by an IT man and he has removed some programmes that were running in the background and may have been overworking the computer and causing Skype to drop calls. It should be much better now. Please only use the xxx.xxx1 call name (my laptop). Hope you are all well. Perhaps we can Skype properly at the weekend. Lots of love to you. Mum xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hello Meryll,

Great to hear of you from Uz0 M0kwunye. I trust all has been well with you
and your husband in the years gone past. Ernest and I have been well too
and still at the University of Ghana. Our daughter Na4 Dede1 turned 10
years in March.

I lost my mother in 2007 which was quite a blow, but the other members of
my family are doing quite well as they move on life.

Do you still sail a lot? What have you been up to since you left the World
Fish Centre? Things seem to have changed so much in the world since my
ICLARM days. Sometimes it feels like living on another planet! At the same
time so much is the same - Ghana is still hobbling along on the
development path and not quite getting to the take off speed!

I would love to hear from you.

Best regards,

Ellen

crank emails <3

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I've received a lot of these lately. Sad that I'd forgotten about this thread when I got what appeared to be a response to a m4m hookup request. I hit delete really fast when I noticed the attached erection photos...

did we ever get an update on the rapist?

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The question of what Nature actually is and how it works is fascinating and has preoccupied humanity for thousands of years. Today we understand much 13 but far from everything. Many probably feel, as I do, that something fundamental in our understanding is still lacking and that some earlier interpretations might be incomplete or even incorrect. The Keon Hypothesis is the result of my attempt to see Nature from a slightly new perspective.
I hope you want to read The Keon Hypothesis and I believe you would find it interesting. I would very much appreciate your comments.
Yours sincerely,
Jan Mikael Hˆˆk


The Keon Hypothesis 13
A new explanation for Nature and the Universe
What is Nature and how does it work? The Keon Hypothesis is an attempt to explain Nature in its entirety with a simple common principle. The hypothesis describes a purely mechanical system. The basic principles are very simple and easy to understand.
The Keon Hypothesis can show, among other things, the following:

How the basic principle of Nature that exerts force and transmits information might work. The explanation turns out to lie in a new insight into the nature of vacuum.
What curved space actually is, how it relates to energy and how it can exert force. Force fields get a concrete physical explanation. The hypothesis shows what matter and elementary particles actually are, and what happens when they are created and destroyed. This gives us an understanding of the mechanism behind the formula E = mc2.
What color charge is and how it causes the forces that hold the atomic nucleus together.
What inertia is and why we need to view inertial and gravitational mass as separate properties, if we want to understand how inertia works. We will see why inertia is an inevitable consequence of the basic principle of force. This gives a whole new understanding of what motion is, and of how it is related to the quantum-mechanical wave function -.
Electromagnetism is explained. We show:
That electric charge is a mechanical phenomenon and that the Coulomb force is based on the same basic principle that causes the other forces.
What an electric field is and how it affects a charged particle.
What a magnetic field is and how it causes the Lorentz force on a charged particle. We will see how the force is caused by a manipulation of the inertia of the particle.

How the gravitational force works and why it can be seen as an almost infinitesimally small side effect of color charge and electric charge.
What light is, how it is closely related to inertia and electromagnetism, and how it is a consequence of the basic principle of force.
What causes the wave-particle duality of light and matter and how it is an inevitable consequence of the hypothesis 19 new explanation of vacuum and of the basic principle of force.
What time is and why the present, but not the past and the future, can be seen as existing.
The hypothesis proposes answers to how, and why, the universe came into existence. We will see that creation (which is a physical process arising from natural and logical causes) might still be going on and that there is an alternative to the Big Bang theory.
The hypothesis explains phenomena that have long eluded science: wave-particle duality, the double-slit experiment, the quantum-mechanical measurement problem and the collapse of the wave function. Perhaps is can also give a kind of explanation for the EPR paradox.
Is the Keon Hypothesis the answer?
Visit the Keon Hypothesis 19 web site at www.jmhook.com/en/, where the hypothesis can be downloaded as a PDF file.
Read and then judge for yourself.

Hi Jan,

Thanks for the email you simpering fucking retard. "wave-particle duality of light and matter" - really?? You still haven't got past that yet? Get with the times, chump.

Peace out,
Matt

Today we understand much 13 but far from everything

Every time this thread's revived I read that email carne asada got with the brick-bash guy and it gives me the creeps and I wanna know how that ended up.

This is from Terri Mason

Please pray as we are in the process of making an offer on a new home. God has been there everystep of the way and has opened doors we didnt even knock on. PRAISE YOU FATHER. Our prayer is that He will provide the financial peace and we get totally get approved with no potholes or loops. This is our heart's desire and a very big step in our future with Him and the home HE WANTS for our family.

Thank you Terri Mason and family

analog & NS10s‏
From: T1m Dav1s (t✧✧@recordingdataserv✧✧✧.c✧✧)
Sent: Tuesday, 21 July 2009 5:08:05 PM
To:
Been getting a lot of calls re analog & NS10s, so here's what we know --

ATR -- Now back from vacation and making & shipping tape ASAP, all widths.

RMG -- North American inventory lean, but European shipment expected before end of month.

Yamaha's now available -- use coupon code NS10SV at this link: http://www.prodataplus.com/category-s/996.htm

best,
Tim

i've been getting quite a few mails like this, clearly for some studio with a very similar hotmail username to mine.

Hi ____-

How is everything with this unit? CBC says they are done. Are we ready for final clean yet? Please make sure to Contact Isabel at Very Clean services. You can also email her at veryclean✧✧✧@sbcglo✧✧✧.n✧✧

I know you must be busy with transitioning between two buildings, please let me know if you need any assistance while you move. Would you like to continue to receive all office correspondence at this email address?

Thanks!

Tony


--
Tony C______
L_____ Company, Inc.
XXXX Telegraph Ave
Oakland, CA 94609
O: 510.594.XX00 ext. 124
M: 510.205.8XXX

From: craigbullco✧✧✧@a✧✧.c✧✧ [mailto:craigbullco✧✧✧@a✧✧.c✧✧]
Sent: Thursday, July 23, 2009 8:06 PM
To: t✧✧✧@laphamcomp✧✧✧.c✧✧
Subject: 40 Moss #302

Hi Tony:

Can you also let ____ know that the work for CBC was completed on 7/22/09? Please let us know if you need anything else.

Take care.

CBC

This is either misdirected mail or some of the most enticing spam I've received.

Hi ,

I am trying to start a USTA team for the kids and need to get an idea of who is interested. This is a lot of fun and a great way to play "real" tennis. side. I am very excited about this and know that they will enjoy the format while as well as improve their tennis skills.There are boys and girls singles, doubles, and one mixed doubles team. Being coed, I believe that we should be able to get together one or two teams. We have great parents in this group, which will immensely add to the their pleasure. I am hoping that you can help in spreading the word and for someone to be the team parent. This is really easy and not so complicated like the adult teams. It is basically organizing the snacks and seeing who is available to play. I can help with anything you need.Coaches are not allowed to be the captain. Are the girls in 10 and under or 12 and under?

I am starting up tennis lessons again after a break and getting Dara off to college. Is anyone ready to start taking lessons? I would also like to do a Friday night Pizza and tennis clinic and games once a month or so. The only charge would be for the pizza. What do you think?

Have a great day,

Robby

Hey Robby,
Taylor just doesn't have the time with cheerleading 3-4 days a week until March. Philip could probably play if you have a 12U team.
Thanks,
Melissa

Hi Mom! Here’s my email address at work. If you need me during the day, just send me a quick email and I’ll respond when I get a chance.

Love you!

Michael & Spike -

I wish I could, I told DL I would do my best, but unfortunately ... I
cannot. I have a customer luncheon scheduled. Probably wouldn't be able to
get there before 2:00p. , so count me out.

Now .... after golf ..... Jimmy & Stacie are home this weekend and we are
planning on meeting at The Oar House for beer & cigars. We will be getting
there early - around 5:00p.m., so please come join us !

Michael -
The Dirty Dozen is going to Stratton, VT On October 9-11 ( Columbus Day
Weekend ), we have a house up there that might be a little crowded but you
are more than welcome to join us. Be a good year for you to slowly get
back into the groove and then join us again next year for the 20th
Anniversary D2 Trip - we are heading back to Myrtle Beach !

Billy/Howie

Hi, Melissa!

My name is Laura and I was just writing to say "hi" and let you know how great it was to have you at Aletheia yesterday!!! You had filled out a first time visitor's card and marked that you were interested in learning about ways to serve at Aletheia. There are tons of ways to get involved and help out:-) If you go to our website aletheiachurch.com and click on "connect" and then on "serving" you'll see a long list of ways to get involved. Please let me know if you have any questions at all!

I hope you're having a great Monday!!! :-)

blessings, Laura Light

date	Tue, Nov 17, 2009 at 2:25 PM
subject	MEETING
	
	
 
Tonight.
 
TUESDAY, NOV. 17
 
6:00PM
 
 
High School Drama Kids…
Drama Mama’s (and Papas)
 
 
 
 
ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE
 
 
 
BIGGEST
 
 
 
WILDEST
 
 
 
 
MOST TECHNICALLY CRAZY
 
 
 
 
MUSICAL
 
 
 
IN
 
 
 
MHS
 
 
 
HISTORY
 
 
 
 
 
Be there. (music room at MHS)
 
 
 
If you don’t show up, no one will tell you what we’re doing.
 
 
 
You will feel silly being the only member of DRAMA CLUB
Who doesn’t know…
 
 
 
 
 
 
You will want to be part of this one…
 
 

r u gonna go?

nah

You will feel silly being the only member of DRAMA CLUB who doesn't know...

Just a reminder to all:

Monday, Dec. 7-6:30 pm Music auditions-sing whatever you want-we want your strongest and best.

Thursday, Dec. 10- 6:30 pm – DANCE- You will be taught a simple movement in the café, and then perform it in the theatre.

Friday, Dec. 11 – 6:30 pm DANCE- You will prepare a dance (1-2 min) showing us what you can do as a dancer. If you are proficient in ballet, do that

If you notice anyone missing from this list, please let me know.

ALSO….get Freshmen involved!!! And anyone else who can sing and dance. We want the best at MHS!

W

amazing

you are proficient in ballet, do that

it's going to be the

BIGGEST
WILDEST
MOST TECHNICALLY CRAZY
MUSICAL
IN
MHS
HISTORY

so you should definitely go.

still lolling at the subject of this email by the way:

Hi Michael..
Just thinking about you as we sit here in sunny Florida watching the Dayton vs WVU basketball game. Just came in from enjoying some cheese and crackers and a couple of beers, as we enjoyed the warm weather on our villa patio.

How are you and how is your job going? Have you ever heard of Basset Co? It is near Philadelphia and is owned by my first cousin David Milks. His company makes the blades and other parts for the windmill industry. He was at the Labor Day Picnic . He was one of those crazy guys who rode their motorcycles up.

How is Kate doing?

Love, Aunt marlene

― caek, Friday, March 20, 2009 10:22 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Note: the subject of that email was "Aunt marlene"

― caek, Friday, March 20, 2009 10:23 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol i was gonna tell this guy he had the wrong person but decided against it and i am glad because

Subject: CATS

I received the contract this morning.

CATS is a GO!

Take a breath…maybe two.

Note: the subject of that email was "Aunt marlene"

This makes me laugh because its what my mum does, all her emails have the subject line "mum". Like I dont know who theyre from!?

http://i46.tinypic.com/6h5hc7.jpg

www.catsforgold.com

and i'm calling dibs

this one wasn't misdirected but I'm putting it here

W4key!W4key! Release "Brooklyn/Manhattan" Acoustic Digital Only 7"

All,

Sorry It took so long to get pictures out, but here they are....

Also, if everything goes well, we are making a trip out to the dunes next weekend. I haven't heard back from one of the guys that wanted to go, so there isn't a camp location yet. Come join us and check out the calendar for the New Year's trip as well.

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thinking of going tbqfh

wkiw mexico dude and petey

Happy New Year! I know I have been quiet. I have been writing. Grown-up writing. I am looking for a publisher for a story. In healing, we as a family think we can help others. It might be too soon. Will told me he heard from you and he was deep in thought for 3 days after. I said, "Frank has effect on people." Honestly Frank, I save your words to me and reread often. Thank you so much.

You are obviously in my writing constantly. This whole ordeal means something. It was so spiritual, this journey I am on. God has helped, and when I feel lost, I remember and find strength.

I have so much to tell you. It's exhausting thinking about it. I am going to attach a rough draft of what I am working on in my spare time.

We are going to get through this Frank.

Best to a great year.

Barbara

Can we see the rough draft?

haa just saw this thread, i get tons of these

i never get these

oh wait i actually do! my email address is on the page of every restaurant review i do and for some reason people are always emailing me to make reservations

haha thats better than when some iowa little league coach gave out my email address instead of his own & i kept getting parents emailing about their kid's tee ball schedules

For a while I started getting these emails from people wanting to ask about the baseball cards I was selling. They weren't spams and I wa v confused til I did some googling and found out some twit on Craigslist listed some baseball collectors cards for sale and used my email address.

I just ignored them and it stopped after about a week.

bad trader!!

i just got this, not misdirected but

From: ro✧✧✧@il✧✧✧.c✧✧
Subject: Email from user: brian english

you are a dum ass dont show your feet to people you need to keep socks on all the time and shoes

lol

i dont know what i did to deserve that tbh

WOW.

you posted on this thread socks and sleep

Chewiams,

I want to eat seafood. So pick us a decent place we can go eat seafood and have some drinks...in a straight way.

What should I bring?

So far I have:
-Robe
-Camera
-Passport (just in case)
-360 Game?? which ones? maybe? who knows
-Laptop for hangin

-Robe

eat seafood and have some drinks...in a straight way.

I just got a misdirected email from the

Senior VP of Operations I 0utback St3akhouse

It contains the line:

"My Thoughts - thanks for listening, please don't forward this I do not want to be on any list - I just wanted you to know my feelings on it."

HAHA

tell us his thoughts!

I don't like this direction at all.... I do understand the Home Office wanting to have all this completed very systematically and very robotically by everyone every month! BUT - this will lead to less entrepreneurship and the restaurant company on a path of "wait for the Home Office to tell us what to do" and over time this list will grow large and suffocating. Kind of like the labor tool being dropped over and over and over and over... "I get it" but come on already! I think this is all backwards. If a Partner or JVP needs to improve on something or is not doing something they should get the direction needed from the appropriate superior. They should not be given a to do list so that hopefully things run as the HO wants them to run out in the field. There are some great Partners in the company that do not need any help to perform very well for Outback given freedom to do so. Give a leader, hired to lead, a check list of what do to will just frustrate them and cause undo and unneeded stress for them, it will also so change the way they currently operate. Yes - some of us do need pushed to concentrate on the right things at certain times because we have several thing going on ALL of the time. Anyway My OPINION is that it seems like it is harmless and easy and it will make thing better but no matter what cologne you put on it still smells like crap! You know that I will spin this in a positive manner and in the favor of the company to my area. We will also comply to it. But please know that if it were my decision I would not be driving in this direction. This direction will lead to less ideas in the future. Partners will be running to the office to make another check on the list rather than figuring out how to get food to customers without making them come into the restaurant to pick it up. I would be addressing the low performances and performers as I do and many others of us in the field do. I would not be mandating operational policies in this manner.

apparently JVP is "joint venture partner

lool

Anyway My OPINION is that it seems like it is harmless and easy and it will make thing better but no matter what cologne you put on it still smells like crap!
^kinda sad this is too long for a screen name

Hi Dennis!

It is well into the new year but I wanted to wish you well anyhow since it was 2009 when we last spoke! Let me know if you are up for grabbing coffee later this week or next.

I hope all is well with you and your real estate investing adventures!

Regards,

Rebecca

p.s. I have a great Jim P1ag3ns story for you. (he he he)

googleproofing by me

(he he he)

Welcome to SPACEMIRRORMYSTERY.COM

We expect the following mysteries:

* Item No-1 Sun is the only star of the solar system as well as the universe and it can be proved.
* Item No-2 the space objects what we have observed within 300 million Kilometer from the sun are real space object and ahead of 300 million Kilometer are mere images of the space objects situated within 225million Kilometer to 300 million Kilometer from the sun. From calculation it appears that the real Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune & Pluto are 253, 264, 277, 288 & 292 million Kilometer respectively from sun.
* Item No-3 In size the real Jupiter is two times bigger than earth but we observe the image Jupiter as 12 times bigger than earth and same real Saturn, Uranus & Neptune are smaller than earth.
* Item No-4 Sun has no spot. Cause of space mirror sun spots appear at sun.

Find the attachments are the details why we expect so. Please extracting hard copy read and enjoys the logic.

Have a nice day.

With best regards www.spacemirrormystery.com

tbh caek i dont know why you continue studying "science" where are so many awesomer theories out there

i know! here are his notes:

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etc.

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for a long time i wanted to write my senior thesis about alternate-science-theories from crazy people

space mirror mystery is going to be the name of my private theme park btw

www.spacemirrormystery.com is great btw

for a long time i wanted to write my senior thesis about alternate-science-theories from crazy people

― max, Friday, February 5, 2010 12:56 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

if you ever do this i have all the emails i have received saved up.

hahah why is there a picture of a girl looking at herself in the mirror

this is an awesome book: http://museumjt.stores.yahoo.net/noonemayevha.html

looks good! is it readable?

depends on what you mean by readable

good bedside table material?

its a collection of letters from crazy people

sounds like a winner to me.

hello,

I represent a Bible Code researcher named HARRY WALTHER. He has found a Bible Code that warns of COMET IMPACT- MARCH 01, 2010 - UTAH. Please read the following page and search for any comet that could impact Utah on March 01, 2010.
Thank you.

BIBLE CODE PAGE:

www.satansrapture.com/2010code.htm

MAIN SITE

www.satansrapture.com

TICKETS GO ON SALE MONDAY MORNING.

ATTACHED IS AN ORDER FORM.

PLEASE FILL IT IN AND SEND IT BACK WITH A CHECK (OR CASH) BEGINNING MONDAY MORNING.

We expect to be SOLD OUT.

So Pleeeeeeease…

Get these forms back asap.

Cast and Crew (parents) get first shot at the seats.

I will begin filling outside orders on Wednesday.

Watch CH 77 for any cancellations (or we’ll of course email you)

I wouldn’t bet on tonight..doesn’t look good…but we’ll see.

We don’t want to lose Saturday, however…for sure!

RAIN, RAIN, COME TODAY
BRING THE SNOW ANOTHER DAY…

(or something like that….now CHANT it four times….)

and kill a kitten

xxpost He has found a Bible Code that warns of COMET IMPACT- MARCH 01, 2010 - UTAH

Oh noes! Are all the Utah ILXors hiding under their desks?

Good Morning

I sent you and email on the 25th February regarding the key remotes I hope that you received that. If you could let me I would be grateful.

Regards
Tracy

L3tsmart Property Management Ltd
9a Duk3 Street
Princes R1sborough
Bucks

I too have a common name & the gmail to match.

Why am I the only one trying hereeeeeeeeeee?! You could have at least answered even for a few minutes. Common I tried so hard for you this week...I don't deserve this. And I'm sure you are having a wonderful night. You could have gone on aim on your phone at least. Goodnight. You prob will come home and go straight to sleep bc you don't care and I mean nothing to you. You promised Sean you promised. You could have came on even for a few minutes for me :( well night.

: (

I know. I felt really guilty even though it wasn't me.

(To the same not-me, subject: woooooooooooooooooo)

CD1 The Beatles - something, revolution1, while my guitar gently weeps, happiness is a warm gun, blackbird, strawberry fields, let it be, across the universe, the long and winding road, all you need is love, sgt. pepper's lonely hearts club band, yesterday, yellow submarine, hello goodbye, hey jude, you've got to hide your love away, girl, a day in the life, Lady Madonna,

CD 2 Bob Marley - Is this Love, 3 little birds, buffallo soldier, stir it up, one love, redemption song, jamming, there she goes,

CD 3 Coldplay - Shiver, In My Place, God put a smile upon your face, the scientist, clocks, Violet Hill, Life in technicolor, viva la vida, Lost!, Lovers in Japan/Reign of Love, Strawberry Swing, A Message, Fix You, Talk, Speed of Sound, Swallowed in the Sea,

CD 4 Death Cab for Cutie - Photobooth, Sound of Settling, Tiny Vessels, Cath..., Blacking out the friction, Marching Bands of Manhatten, Sould Meets Body, Summer Skin, different names for the same thing, i will follow you into the dark, your heart is an empty room, someday you will be loved, crooked teeth, what sarah said, brothers on a hotel bed, stable song, title and registration

CD 5 Girl Talk - entire CD of Feed the Animals and Night Ripper

CD 6 Guster - Lightening rod, Sattelite,Manifest Destiny, One Man Wrecking Machine, The Captain, ruby falls, c'mon, Hang On, Amsterdam, Backyard, careful, Homecoming king, I hope tomorow is like today, Jesus on the Radio, Ramona, Long Way Down, Red Oyster Cult, what you wish for, All the way up to heaven, two points for honesty, barrel of a gun

CD 7 Jack Johnson - Inaudible Melodies, Middle Man, Posters, Flake, Bubble Toes, Fortunate Fool, The News, Mudfootball, F-Stop Blues, It's All understood, The Horizon has been defeated, If I had eyes, Better together, never know, Banana Panckakes, Good People, No Other Way,Still Waiting wishing,Staple it together, Crying Shame, If I could, Breakdown, Do You Remember, Constelations, Traffic in the sky, Taylor, Gone, Cupid, Wasting Time, Holes to Heaven, Dreams be dreams, Cookie Jar, Rodeo Clowns, Symbol in my driveway,

CD 8 - Oasis and Kooks- Stand By Me, Dont Go Away, Supersonic, Married with Children, The importance of being idle, Songbird, Wonderwall, Don't Look Back in Anger, She's Electric, Champagne Supernova,Seaside, Sofa Song, Eddie's Gun, ooh La, She moves in her own way, match box, Naive, Jackie Big Tits, If Only, See the Sun, Mr. maker, Gap, Love it all, Sway,

CD 9 - Radiohead and Say Anything - Fake Plastic Trees, No Suprieses, 15 Step, Bodysnatchers, Reckoner, House of Cards, Paranoid Android, Karma Police, Showdown at P-Town, Woe, Alive with the glory of love, The Futile, Every Man has a molly, I want to know yours plans, Admit it, A walk through hell, the man in me, Wow I can get sexual too, Total Revenge, Metal Now,

CD 10 - Rap - Asher Roth I love College, Cassidy My Drink n My 2 Step,Dialated Peoples Worst comes to Worst, DJ khaled out here grinding, Dynamite Hack Boyz in da hood, Eminem The Way I am, My name is, Lose yourself, Drug Ballad, Flobots handlebars, Guerrila Black Compton, House of Pain Jump Around, Jay Z Blueprint 2, Swagga like us, Jurrasic 5 concrete schoolyard, quality control, whats golden, Kanye West Flashing lights, homecoming, through the wire, Kid Cudi Day N Night, Lupe Fiasco Kids with guns, Daydreaming, kick push, Superstar, Notorious BIG Juicy, Hyptonitze, Pitbull Go Girl, TI Why You wanna, Twali Kalib Get By,

If you have to combine cds thats fine thanks a lot man.

"Common I tried so hard for you this week...I don't deserve this."

Common breaking hearts.

Hello to all,
we are planning on tailgating sunday mornign before the girls 1:30 basketball game. To do it right we must all chip in some "dough" hehe, for what we wanna bring.
So we are assuming that we will have about 20 guys coming, who rabbi kroll agreed to smuggle in without charge, and there will be no girls allowed.
What we need to buy is the following:

1. MEAT
2. Drinks
3. Ice
4. Charcol for the grill
5. lighter fluid
6. Footballs
7. chairs

If you have a circular grill that is for charcoal that you think is big enough email me back or text jeremy rosh. If you have Chairs like those that you bring to camp please bring those. If you have a cooler for drinks please bring that. Jeff is bringing drinks so thats coveres
Me and Michael kahn will be buying the meat and everyone will pay it back, but we'll figure that out later. We also need buns and stuff.
Some one needs to buy charcoal and lighter fluid for the grill that can be bought at a gas station.

please email me back or contact jeremy for further info or confirmation or whatever

it is at xxx xxxx Road
Cedarhurst, NY 11516 we would like to leave new rochelle or whereever you are 11 so we could be all set up by 12
I have google mapped it and the parking lot is quite large so its gonna be a good time


Please respond


reuvi and jeremy

Not so much an email but at work once we had an absolute bitch of an employee who we later fired for her attitude and poor performance. She was walking around raving that she worked twice as hard as everyone else in the building, and I was so sick of it, I went to send an instant message to a friend to whine "So and So said she works twice as hard as everyone in the building".

But I sent it to the bitch herself. Panicked, knowing this is going to cause a war we don't need on the floor, I send a few follow-up messages to try to spin it in a positive light, but it's failing. I poke my head around the corner and see that the moron hasn't even opened the message as it is still blinking in the toolbar at the bottom.

Then, she gets called away to a monthly meeting with her manager, and does not follow procedure and lock her computer when she's away from it. I nonchalantly walk over to it and close the message and walk by to my desk. Disaster averted!

Subject: World’s knowledge proved wrong over some basics of Astronomy and Light/Rays.


Dear Sir/Madam,

Enclosed/attached herewith two pages leaflet-information ‘Missile Hit Information’ over the basics of Astronomy and properties of Light/Rays to prove existing World’s knowledge wrong and false by the answer of the query ‘Why do the planets Mercury and Venus spin very slowly?

World has been challenged from July 2007 of the wrong information/knowledge with it over the said subjects but the past mode to challenge the concerned had first preference to convince the concerned with the discovered facts than to prove World’s knowledge wrong. Now the Challenger has reversed the challenge mode; he has given the prime preference to prove the World’s knowledge, (thus the concerned’s knowledge) wrong over the said subjects.

This leaflet information ‘MISSILE HIT INFORMATION’ is sufficient to puncture the brains of the concerned to flush-out thus to make their brain empty from the stored wrong and false knowledge that the planets spin by the conservation of angular momentum leading to prove wrong most other speculations over the said subjects.

Please reply/comment/suggest to come at the conclusion that what is the correct?

Thanking you

Ram3sh Varma
# ..., Sector-8,
Panchkula (Haryana)
INDIA

Hello ....

Let's schedule to meet on Thurs, April 15 at 11:00 AM. Figure 1 to 1.5 hrs.

I was thinking about your occupational goal and mention of the truck. It might be wise to think about "plan B" and start to work on a self-employment business plan as a way to get there. Then we can consider a plan requesting or not requesting a SBA type loan. Anyway, consider checking the following: www.vetbiz.gov for more details . Note mention of the new Patriot loan through SBA.

Also check out the 20 page pdf on the Business Plan on the site.

So let me know if the above date works for you.

My best in the meantime,

...
MS, CRC, LMHC
Vocational Rehabilitation Counselor
Vocational Rehabilitation & Employment Division
U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs
...

Yom Ha'atzmaut

Save the date, this tuesday April 20th, after school at the fellows, should be about 5 dollars each,further details will come soon

lets do this

reuvi

guess I should give my fellow Heebs the bad news

why?why?why i feel this?i didnt forgot you!your always in my mind all face i see is YOU?why!this is a bulshit feelling that i not feel before!WHY????

(It dawned upon me that some kids in Drama weren’t involved in CATS, and thus did not get this letter)

ALSO…If anyone sees Nick, his email bounced back, as did: Semprevivo and Paige Alden, so please let them know about this deadline!
Thanks all.

Last Call…

I need a completed form from everyone who is coming to the banquet by tomorrow.

We need a minimum of 35.

We have 17.

If I do not have 35 by tomorrow the banquet is cancelled.

We will still have Thespian Induction. Those invitations are going out today.

Remember…parents are invited to the Induction but the banquet is just for us kids…and a few parent helpers, (the usual kitchen assistants!)

I have also attached the complete list of who has registered and paid for what. (The red is owing, the blue is amount “overpaid)

PLEASE NO MORE SALADS!!!

W

PLEASE NO MORE SALADS!!!

After all, you don't win friends with em.

Hi Jodee, I'll look for you Wednesday, introduce you to everyone and get you
situated. I'm easy to recognize. I'm the tallest lady with a pony tail,
freckles, my lucky golf club earrings - which I would like to be lucky, but
really aren't, and a substantial nose :-).

See you then, Kate

brb gotta induct some thespians

bonjour à tous !

hier, nous avons terminé la leçon 2, et nouavons commencé la leçon 3 (p122 + 1, 2, 3, 4 et 5 p 123)

Devoirs dans le cahier d'activités :
- 6 p 84 + 1 et 2 p 85
+ l'exercice 10 p 81 sur une feuille (donnez-le moi mercredi si j'oublie encore de vous le demander).

Bonne journée et à demain,

C.


ps : le pdf est de nouveau en pièce-jointe pour ceux qui ne l'ont toujours pas...

Grandmas

I was out walking with my Grandson. He picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in his mouth. I took the item away from him and I asked him not to do that. Why? my Grandson asked.

"Because it's been on the ground; you don't know where it's been. It's dirty, and probably has germs," I replied.

At this point, my Grandson looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Grandma, how do you know all this stuff?? You are so smart."

I was thinking quickly and said to him, "All Grandmas know stuff. It's on the Grandma Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Grandma."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but he was evidently pondering this new information. "Oh....I get it! he beamed, So if you don't pass the test you have to be the Grandpa".

Exactly, I replied with a big smile on my face.

When you're finished laughing, send this to another Grandma!!

Thought I would send a quick note out:

If you're near the Apple Store on 59th & 5th today--right out front a
cosmetics company for men called AT HIS BEST is giving away the newest HYDRO
5 razor from Schick and some shampoos as well.

I forget the name of the women's company--but they're giving away the newest
women's shaver and facial crème.

Really good stuff. I got a whole bag when I walked by earlier.

How are you doing?
All is well with me I just passed a kidney stone x2 weeks ago. My A1C is 5.9. I lost another 15lbs. Have a happy 4th July. Karen

hey
i no dat u generally help ppl out on problems relatin to d use of drugs, alcohol, etc..... my case is different.....u can say dat i ve a relationship prob.........if u may keep dis confidential nd if u think u can help me, I may proceed........
tc
Aishwarya

go on...

On June 28th (while I was away back East selling rum) Jim Bendis of Bendistillery copied me on your inquiry about creating a rum brand.
My family has been in the rum business for over 70 years.
At present, I have my own brand of aged rum, The Old Mill Gold Rum which, by the way, is available in Colorado Springs & Denver.
Before you start out from scratch on your own, it might be wise that we talk a little about what I've done over the last 15 years to build my brand and what might be gained if you took over my brand rather than try to create your own.
I'm into the mission by big bucks and can only suggest that you too, to be successful, would have to invest a lot of money in creating a new brand.
Lets talk.
Tomorrow, I have to go to Oaklahoma & Georgia (on rum business) so am giving you my cell phone number so that you can call me, 503-250-****.
Regards, Malarkey Wall, The Old Mill Brand Wines & Spirits, Inc.

malarkey wall is a cool name

thank yuo harbl ˘¿˘v

For all of you who have ordered disks and T-Shirts.

I have had no help so far this summer, so it is a long process of mastering, then copying, then labeling, then doing the cover master, labeling, putting the covers in the folder, running the disks, labeling the disks, copying the disks, then inserting them into folders, I have had HS Grad, ES Promotion, ES Lip Sync, HS Mr. Man, Variety Show, Chorus Spring, Chorus Holiday, Band, Shakespeare, Pops…etc., I just last week received word that the T-shirts were done, I do not know why it took so long unless he doesn’t have any help either, so as soon as I get a check from Central Fund and deliver it to T-Shirt guy I will have them available, and the music room had to be emptied-new rugs, and the studio is a mess because everything from the chorus room was placed in the studio and/or the hallway, so nothing has been put back since graduation and we have six new computers which have to be setup loaded and whatnot, which are waiting for the studio to be cleaned out/up and ready, as well as trying to maintain Channel 77, and play some videos for the world to see and that has been difficult due to lack of help there too…oh, they also painted the theatre, which meant that everything there had to be moved…yep…to the studio and music room which of course all came to the studio when they did the rugs, and we haven’t even mentioned all of the choral music which was supposed to have been filed last fall when I was out and wasn’t, which now has to be filed along with all of the other music, and of course the music from this past year which hasn’t even been removed from folders yet, so there is a lot yet to be done.

So…

Relax. There is a time for everything. The time for you to receive disks, T-shirts, etc. is coming soon.

A bit more patience.

All will be fine.

I don't know that this is actually misdirected (Well, the original marketing email definitely was - probably because they are idiots who do not understand data protection so I'm not surprised the mistake was made) but it remains very, very funny.

Please stop emailing me your clinic was repulsive and your nurse
offensive and rough id rather get surgery done at a vetenary clinic

if you continue to email me i will post even more comments on intenet
forums regarding how poor and dirty your clinic was

thanks

Would it be really really bad to sign up her email address to a bunch of "vetenary" clinics? Yes it would. But oh so tempting.

(It's bad that I can no longer tell if I have more contempt for my employers or their customers)

I got copied on this whole exchange from a bunch of dudes I don't know at all:

I was thinking a dudes night out would be an awesome way to start my last two weeks here in NYC.

If there are takers, I'm thinking burgers near union sq (Paul's on 2nd and St.Marks) on Saturday night.

Feel free to invite anyone...as long they are dudes of course since we want this to be an authentic meat fest.

Lots of love,

------------------

In - fathers lock up your daughters

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Sweet idea; can't do it unfortunately - away for a golf weekend with the dad.

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Ditto on the sweetness of the idea. Unfortunately, I agreed to attend a "'90s Party." Believe me, I'd GLADLY skip, but the invite was sent about two months ago, probably because the host knew how stupid the idea was...

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I'm also going to said 90s party, and my friend from Texas is in town who I have to show around. I'll head downtown after the party though and will see what you guys are up to.

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Holy shit. I should have known that snaring the gmail name I did was bound to eventually run into lols.

A lady (I guess?) has signed up to match.com but she's used my email address instead of hers.

The stupid match.com email confirmation sends the password she picked in plain text, and her matchcom username - which is a bit diff to mine.

On a whim I typed that username and password into gmail.

I can now access this lady's match.com profile and her fucking gmail inbox.

Should I do the right thing and tell her?

I mean her inbox is like 6756545354345billion Farmville updates from facebook, and nothing else, but still.

Why are ppl stupid enough to use the same damn password on all their logins?

OK now I'm getting emails from a jewish women's mailing list.

What the heck.

Also someone's signed up my ILX email address to a Palin/Beck campaign. THANKS, SMART ARSES. I only use this address on ilx so one of you... grrr.

Hello parentals,　I know I sent you a message on face book this morning, but just letting you know that I can now do it through the home stay as well, as they have internet and mail so were sweet…
I can`t really　tell you a whole heap of a lot that I have done, but I am absolutely buggered already, I got mum`s message, their tv shows are absolutely adorable and I’ve got my own room, tell Rhetta if you can for me that I bought some speakers and I’m not sure if they`re anything like what she was talking about but I don’t really care either way cos I`ll just keep em then… pretty much settled and fine…
Also it may have slipped my mind before I left, but no one sleeps in my bed when im away, and I mean it you cruel beasts, no friends and none of that nap crap that rhetta pulls.
Pretty sure I wont even need my so called Japanese speaking skills cos they`re astonishingly fluent, but modest as always…
If it means anything to anyone, I may be going somewhere called asakusa tomoz and hopefully bugger myself out even more so…
The little bro is adorable… and im pretty much running out of things to say so ill leave it…
I`m hoping this sends to both of you and rhetta, cos i wanna test and see if I got the emails right, as im doing this from memory..
Anywho, pip pip papa bear, mother goose, and princess
J Xxx
p.s these keyboards are weird.. ahah love you guys

i just got an epic one

it starts with,

k3r4,
i am very appeciateive forthe things you said in your email, but i
think that you are being very unfair and are basically saying that
this thing fell apart because of me.

post to girl problems?

Invitation to the launch of The Children's Society and Alcohol Concern’s Swept Under the Carpet: Children Affected by Parental Alcohol Misuse Report

We would be delighted if you could join us during Alcohol Awareness Week for an afternoon reception to launch our joint policy report, "Swept under the carpet: children affected by parental alcohol misuse". The event is kindly being hosted by Baroness Hayter, Chair of the All-Party Parliamentary Group on Alcohol Misuse, and will take place on Monday 18 October in the House of Lords’ Attlee Room between 3.30pm and 5.00pm.

o_O

Taco----
Sorry I haven't been emailing you much
How was he Justin bieber concert?????
How r u????
Plz email me back

Lucy M from camp

Baroness Hayter

Best goth club doorbitch name ever.

HI EVERYONE,

JUST WANTED TO LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT EFFECTIVE OCT. 15, 2010 MY NEW RESIDENCE WILL BE IN NAPLES FL. MY MOM NEEDS MY HELP NOW AND I'LL BE GOING THERE TO BE WITH HER. I'L STILL BE WORKING FOR KMART. THEY HAVE HELPED ME TRANSFER. MY NEW STORE IS IN FORT MYERS FL. A BIT OF A DRIVE BUT A PLACE TO START.

YOU'LL STILL BE ABLE TO REACH ME VIA THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS.
MY NEW ADDRESS WILL BE; ...

TAKE CARE EVERYONE, MORGAN

Hi,

I hope you are doing well. I wanted to follow up and see if you are still interested in becoming a massage therapist and if there is any information that I can help you with. Please let me know.

I look forward to speaking with you soon!

Linda

got a golf reservation at torrey pines, san diego (golf is 250$ per player?!), told them it wasn't me and i was in germany...

Thanks for the courtesy reply, we have corrected his email address.

Ironically, he is from Berlin CT! Thanks again and please give us a call for golf when you do visit San Diego one day!

What happens in partnership with Taurus?

Best regards
Hans

Subject: Gravity (updated)

Dear [caek's government name],

I sent you this message about two years ago.
Please be kind to review the updated description of my theory
and let me know what you think of it.
Max Planck said: "Truth never prevails, but her
adversaries always perish in the end." That's sad.

www.gravityspheres.com

Thank you.
Igor Pavlov

are you sure that's misdirected? you are a physicist rite

lol good point =)

A gentleman from the University of California has discovered my books on the Amazon.com. He calls my conduct controversial and "non-scientific", whatever that means.

nah, it's not misdirected, but i get some good crazy person emails. Misdirected emails is my favourite.

[xxxxxx],

How to make Cup Cakes?


Thanks,
Michael

Michael Yockney
Programme Coordinator WQA

AsureQuality Limited

you can tell me it's spam, but i just won't listen.

Brethren,

Just a reminder about about Sunday. We have PEC @ 10:30 AM Please let me know of any agenda items that you would like to have on the agenda by Saturday @ 3PM. Please let me know if you have any questions.

Brother Mark

The sweet lady Caroline is shoveling my car out now! I am prepared to duel you for her affections.

BTW heard you were in a wreck glad that you are ok, I hope all involved parties are all right.

RVT

the guy who sends me all those misdirected theater emails just sent one with subject: CoffeeHouse-DogBarf Cafe

got an e-mail today confirming my purchase of ski reservations.
wrote to the info address and said i had purchased no such tickets, received this response:

Hi Ian,

Carl Sagan has just bought these ski lessons with us. He told me his email address was actually drcarlsa✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧.

For some reason that has come to you even though I didn't put any full stops in the email address. I'm sorry for the confusion.

Kind regards,
Nicki

I've started getting a fucktonne of these, and i dont know if its one person who thinks trayce is thier email addy, or what.

from stillwa✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧
to tra✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧
date 7 March 2011 16:51
subject wayne seattle some info

just brain storming-

eorope map
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&safe=off&biw=1529&bih=850&q=map+scotland&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=Scotland,+United+Kingdom&gl=us&ei=jm10Ta6-B5T6swOty4zXCw&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=image&resnum=1&ved=0CCAQ8gEwAA

full moon is may 17

Into amsterdam - out of amsterdam?

should be able to get a room at a reasonable price near red light about $120 per night that could add up unless we split it and get some helper financing
there are also some places outside of town that might be a better value they still have weed and women
but we must indulge in the mecca city

the giant place in germany is:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascha_%28brothel%29
not sure it is worth the effort but if we are in germany......

I would love a few days in prague
maybe worth a few day train excursion detour

scotland may be too far off the trail
scotland is across the water and way north
I would love to visit distilleries in scotland but might be out of the way

2 or 3 weeks there in may we need to develop a schedule soon

belgium, germany and france are next door to each other
maybe holland, belgium and france?

work on the connections and financing

w

I have a lot of stuff on womens' health because of that womens' psychology class I took. She could talk about womens' health and argue that both men and women should recieve an HPV vaccination. I dont know that might be silly, but it would be informative. I wrote an HPV paper that has some info in it. I also have one on magazine ads that show overly skinny women can cause women to have self esteem issues. hahah this e-mail sounds like I'm a crazy feminine. Anyway, I hope they help. I miss you and I will talk to you later.
Love you,
Charlie

.... last I heard you gals were in Morocco... SWEET !!!
Life is Good here .... currently I'm in the high desert of Southern California WOW .... We're blessed women.

Anyways....
My friend Shan and I have decided to travel to CUBA with the 2011 U.S. Women and Cuba Delegation.

So, I decided to send you both the formal packet - invitation.
Seeing that you all are international travelers,
(Nancy, you met Shan and we had lunch with her when you were in Seattle last summer).

MJ, you can bring your horn...

Nancy, you can revisit the island with some awesome women, have fun, be in the sun and warm weather!!! ~Dang.

.... WOW ... could you imagine.... CUBA !

Anyways, my friends....
continue to travel safely, drink more vino and living Life .....

xox
moon

Subject: my peeps xoxo

teh moon sent you a message!!! guess you are a pretty good astrophysicist

if the moon is in the high desert then i guess that explains why it was so big last week. normally it is like 250,000 miles away!

I herewith announce the end of Astrophysics and Cosmology.



It will rest in peace.



See the essay, “The Ultimate Paradigm of Science (The Universe beyond the
Abstractionist Paradigm of Physics”, which is located at:
home.spin.net.au/paradigm/cosmo.pdf



Stephen M00n3y

I attended a public lecture at the University of Melbourne by Malcolm Longair of Cavendish Laboratory at Cambridge University. He was giving a presentation of the measurement of some of the constants of Physics. During the presentation, Malcolm stated that Physics encouraged people to question things. The last demonstration involved the gravitational constant using a torsion balance. At the end of the presentation I went up to Malcolm and said that I believed that the torsion balance measured nothing more than electrostatic attraction. With this, Malcolm went red in the face and threw his arms in the air saying that you can’t say that. The Physics establishment claims that the torsion balanced is neutralized so that electrostatic attraction is not involved. This is nonsense. Everything, without exception, absorbs and emits as a product of its very existence. If you did nothing to “charge” the bodies on a torsion balance they would attract through the absorption of emission.

hi sean all good here eddy jean all lads gone clonae . mum good form my god can she shop i am wrecked. have you seen any action yet

Hi ladies, I want to invite you to come join us this coming Saturday evening May 7th at 6pm for a pitch in honoring Mother's Day.

If you are a mother or you had a mother, you are welcome. Let's see, that would mean everybody!

If you are worshiping somewhere else,don't let that stop you. Praise the Lord that you are gathering with others in the family of God.

We would love to visit with you, so please try to come. Bring a friend, your girls, your mom or your neighbor lady, and, oh yes, a covered dish!

We'll have games,prizes, a devotional and you KNOW there will be good food! Hope to see you here!


God Bless! Calvary Ladies Group

Subject: boat

and then just these two pictures

http://i.min.us/kleYTK.jpg
http://i.min.us/kljxGq.jpg

hmmm

I seek for some kind of ‘spiritual brother’. I look him among professionals who are in
the habit to think about mankind and all times. Then we could fulfil some important job.
What is the job?
I try to conciliate religions. What is the more important job now? Let work together.
Some kind of ‘complete religion’ could be fit for this aim if it would be based on
well-founded logical thoughts. So, I created a dictionary of such short logical thoughts
(about 14 000) and translated them to English. Now I need cool English for them.
Take part to work with this peaceable idea. Write about your percentage for this job. As
for me I estimate your work as percentage of translator or some more. Then I’ll send an
instruction and example.  As for me, it’s very important point that you would have
inspiration immediately and answer me.
P.S. Who am I? I was a mathematician. Also I am etymologist. My manuscript ‘The first
words of ancient men (Indo-European)’ (by Russian) is at my site www   
kniga-record.narod.ru
Alex Shashcov.  My e-mail:   kniga-rec✧✧✧@m✧✧✧.r✧

Hitting lessons

I am a local resident in asheville and am interested in batting and fielding lessons for my son. Can you tell me more. Do you have a field you like to work at . When are you available? How much per hour?

Hi,

We wish we could be there for your wedding, but that would be difficult.

I did see your note on facebook, but I only look there a few times a week, so I may not be up to date on some things.

Are you staying at your place? And by the way, can I have your address?

The fact that I know where you live, does not help when I cannot go there!

We have been busy, trying to find and activate people. There are about 300 family units that no one knows; we are working with about 80 of those. Some, we have tried, but have not yet made contact, and others are coming back to church after many years on not attending. We hope to start sending emails to all about things we have been able to do.

Love,

Dad and Pat

Hello Sean



This is my first EMail and I hope it arrives safely.

:-(

Top marks if that's spam

I am out golfing the other day and they come give me a box of balls. Thanks
and did you know I loose a lot of them? Mikeeeee

Thank you for registering with InvestSMART.

Your login details are as follows:
Login Name Trayce@SOME OTHER DOMAIN ALTOGETHER NOT MINE
Password jjarmmcfj (please note : passwords are case-sensitive)

[sensitive financial blurb and document attached]

Holy flerking schnit. This is pretty bad. Some silly person has set up a banking/financial login with their email address, cc'ed to mine (?) and it sends a password in clear text!?

After carefully checking it wasnt just phishing I reply-all'ed with CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD IMMEDIATELY THIS IS NOT YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS.

Geesh people.

Subject: 12 weeks
Message:

Someone seems to think my Gmail address is theirs and sent about 10 appointment invitations e.g. job interviews to my calendar. Wonder if he'd notice and feel suitably embarrassed if I accept and my name appears in the other two calendars he's copied in as an attendee. Probably not if he hasn't noticed the address is wrong by now.

(we both have an unusual surname so I should probably just send a polite email in case he is related, ho hum)

Think I can make a hat and beard like this? I'd rather just go buy a blue dress somewhere that I'll actually wear again rather than buying this whole costume.

http://i.minus.com/ibnNQD17ayET18.jpg

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Subject: fat turds

Hey bro just wanted to send you an email on my Siri assistant to let you know that you really rock hard man.

Subject: HI

Hi (name),
It was such a delight to talk with you today and making this monumental connection together! I will look forward to more conversations in the future and meeting you at the right time.

The only (name) I found on Facebook was certainly not you. Did I get it your user name right ?

I hope you have a wonderful week!

Smiles,
Suzie

Awww... monumental connection

INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF)
DEPT: WORLD DEBT RECONCILIATION AGENCIES.
ADVISE: YOUR OUTSTANDING PAYMENT NOTIFICATION

ATTN:Beneficiary,

Your Long overdue Payment.

I saw your email ( in the Central Computer among the list of unpaid contractors,inheritance next of kin and lotto beneficiaries that was originated from Africa,Europe, Asia Plus Middle east, Americans ) among the list of individuals and companies that your unpaid fund has been located to the FEDERAL RESERVE BANK OF NEW YORK, USA.
Your email appeared among the beneficiaries, who will receive a part-payment of your contractual sum and has been approved already for months. You are requested to get back to me for more direction and instruction on how to receive your fund. However, we received an email from one Mr. Virgle Lee Samples who told us that he is your next of kin and that you died in a car accident last week. He has also submitted his account for us to transfer the fund to him including his International passport, we want to hear from you before we can make the transfer to confirm if you are dead or not. Please in confirmation that you are still alive, you are advised to reconfirm the below listed information to enable us facilitate an immediate payment for you.
1 Your full names
2 Your present contact address.
3 Your telephone & Fax numbers.
4 Your Occupations/age/sex.
5 Your Private Email Address.
6 Home Equity (Yes or No)

Once again, I apologize to you on behalf Of IMF (International Monetary Fund) for failure to pay your funds in time, which according to records in the system had been long overdue.
Thanks,
Mr.Rodrigo De Rato

I've recently gotten a lot of google calendar appts as well, which disturbs me, is it a new form of spamming, rather than genuine mistypes? I thought my calendar was hidden, but maybe not.

Also still get the occasional photo sent without comment.

Dear purchasing manager,

Glad to hear that you're on the market for toilet seat moulds and sanitary ware products.

This is David from Xiamen Qiqiangsheng Moulds Co., Ltd. in China. We are an ISO 9001 certified molding & injection factory, specialized in manufacturing Sanitary ware Moulds & Toilet seat cover mould , compression moulds and injection sanitary products, with the customers of KOHLER, TOTO, Roca, etc., and hope to cooperate with you!

Looking forward to hearing from you.

Thanks & best regards,

David Liao
Xiamen Qiqiangsheng Moulds Co., Ltd.

Dear Mr. ...,

I would like to meet with you to discuss my son .... As you know, ... is failing all of his classes, and I am very concerned about him. I think we have really tried to encourage him along the way, however, there has been little effort on his behalf to work hard to pass his classes. I do believe that .. has it in him to do the work and I would like to meet with you, and his teachers to discuss ways we could all reach out to him in a positive way so that we could let him know that we want to see him succeed.
I have cc ...'s dad and I think his participation in this would greatly help. I have seen ... do better when Mr. ... is active in his daily school life. So with that said please include him in the email's, calls and written correspondence from the school regarding ... His email address is in this correspondence. I look forward to hearing from you on a date and time for us all to meet. I am available Mon-Friday, I would prefer the afternoon hours but I am available in the morning at 8am. I am not available on Thursday afternoons. The schools are closed Feb. 20, if that is a working day for the staff, that might be a great opportunity.


Sincerely,

Hi ****

I’ve taken over from ***** ****** on Dragons’ Den. I’ve been talking to **** * about me taking over payment for everyone, rather than you all going through **** as previously.
Hopefully this is ok with you.
I can’t find you on the system but that doesn’t mean you aren’t on there! Could you let me know if you have a vendor number?
Can you also let me know your rate for 10 hours, and your overtime rate? There will be days when we will work over the 10 hours and I hope to be able to let you know these in advance.
We can’t pay any travel days I’m afraid as the budget just isn’t there. I’m not sure how you’ll be getting here but we can book you a train ticket (standard return) or pay mileage at 0.25p per mile and your overnights at the Holiday Inn which is next door to the studios.
Details to follow.

When you have a moment please can you let me know your vendor details (if you have one) and how you are going to get here and your rates please.

Many thanks and please give me a call if you have any questions,

*******

Dear Fellow Members,

****** ***** from Liverpool has asked me to pass on the following ........... if you do "smash & stab" or any impalement effects then this may be for you ............... go to his website and have a look at what can happen if you get it wrong, and what to do about it!

Kind regards,

***

-----Original Message-----
magicians safety

Message:
Its ******* ***** secretary of the ********* Magic Circle i have developed a trick called the Safety Net ... it stops magicians getting hurt if they get the Smash & Stab or Spike trick wrong or any impailed trick for that matter ... i would appreciate it if you could pass this link on to your members.

Many thanks .... ******

Beste,

U staat op de reservatielijst van onthaalouder Virginie Sicz voor uw kindje vanaf april 2012 voor 4dagen.
Wij hebben de bezetting van Virginie nogmaal bekenen en zou het mogelijk zijn dat de opvang start eind april ipv 16/4/12 aangezien er een kindje weggaat eind april en zij anders in overbezetting zou gaan?
Zou uw kindje volledige dagen komen in de opvang? Zoekt u nog opvang voor woensdag?

Met vriendelijke groeten

Melissa Vanhaelen
Verantwoordelijke Kinderopvang

Hoogveld 1 (zaal Hilaria) 1501 Buizingen
070/24 60 41

I get a lot of emails from Belgium addressed to this woman who has a very long last name that contains my last name and first initial. <shrug>

Just posting this here so I have a trail to follow to find this thread. Irrational hatred of people who have the same name as you

Hi Matt
sorry for delay in replying, been away on holiday just got back,
are you still interested in soul band, we are having extreme difficulties with our singer and need a replacement urgently, we have 30+ gigs lined up and need someone who can learn our set list and dive straight in to gigging,
if you are still interested let me have you telephone number or call me on 0.... asap and we can have a chat
cheers Garf

I just heard someone randomly singing that neyo & pitbull song and it made me think of you all. I hope you guys are having a wonderful adventure-filled summer!!

BAKER, 1LT TREVARES

Dear 1LT TREVARES BAKER,

Thank you for your interest in SAND DOLLAR INN.

We are pleased to confirm your reservation with the following details:

Conf No. :
Arrival :08/05/2012
Departure :08/06/2012
No. of Adults :1
No. of Children :0
Rate :$39.00

sup trevares

That's 1st Lt. to you.

today's catch: domino's pizza employee handbook + dispute resolution/injury benefit guide

last week I got a number of pictures of some woman who looked like she was taking self-pics for a dating site

about 10 sign-up/reminder emails from gaming websites for an account that has "cheeseman" in the username

oil change coupons for some auto shop in quebec

Do not accept $50 or $100 bills; unless the change from the order is less than $20. If this is not the case, you can accept a check or approved credit card. The customer will have to contact the store for verification on these options. IF NEITHER OPTION IS VIABLE, LEAVE THE PIZZA WITH THE CUSTOMER. USE THE BOXTOP OR TICKET ON THE BOX TO CREATE AN I.O.U., INDICATING THE AMOUNT OWED. ASK THE CUSTOMER TO CALL THE STORE WHEN THEY GET CHANGE FOR THE $50 OR $100 BILL. WE WILL GO BACK TO COLLECT PAYMENT OR THE CUSTOMER CAN BRING THE MONEY TO OUR
LOCATION.

...

• Do not enter any other pizza establishment in [Domino's] Gear, unless you are making a delivery,

http://i.imgur.com/MVMqJ.png

Too bad Domino's pizza is so disgusting because I think I could manage to get at least six free pizzas using that method before they caught on to me.

my thoughts exactly

post it jordan!!

yes

what, the whole thing? those are pretty much the highlights. email me and i'll forward it though.

Someone asked you a question on Ask.fm
If you could pick any girl to shift in kk who would it be and why

Follow the link to answer the question: http://ask.fm/xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Someone asked you a question on Ask.fm
You're a prick.

Follow the link to answer the question: http://ask.fm/xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Someone asked you a question on Ask.fm
You just are. I've always thoought you were and now I think you are even more.

Follow the link to answer the question: http://ask.fm/xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

i just got a misdirected text

Ayeyeeee!! :D this melody.
(:

received today for alternate t*m w*sts:

--form email regarding 'under armour' athletic protection
--request to sign a petition to be delivered to Kris Kobach, Kansas Secretary of State

Stop embarrassing our state and dismiss the challenge that Barack Obama is not a United States citizen. Support his right to be on the November ballot for the office of President of the United States.

Some lady called Sherri Rothenburg keeps inviting me to shit:

SHERI ROTENBERG AND ELAINE WOLF invites you to
What: A JEWELRY TRUNK SHOW
Where: BLOOMFIELD HILLS
When: 09.19.12 @ 3pm

AN ADDED BONUS....MARCIA FENTONS SKIN HANDBAGS WILL BE AVAILABLE

Um... I dont think i want handbags made from Marcia Fenton's skin, thanks all the same lady.

I also got sent a recipe for a beet salad and keep being sent Google calendar invites for various jewish and xian church functions.

Marcia Fentons skin handbags... what kind of monsters are these?

Thanks for registering for the Dreamforce free keynote and expo pass! Your registration allows you access to exciting Keynote Sessions, including the all-new Product Keynotes on Thursday, the Dreamforce Plaza music festival, Tony Robbins Day, and the Cloud Expo with 1000+ solutions. Details are below.

Has this dude not figured out yet that he never gets any mail at his gmail account or that his login doesn't work? I am constantly getting these "Congratulations! Here is your registration code!" things.

Also, what kind of presents do you buy someone for Tony Robbins Day?

teeth

Dear S4brina Harper,

During our monthly customer records update we noticed that you may have missed some of the recommended maintenance specific to your vehicle. Our experience has shown that routine maintenance can help prevent future costly repairs.

Ha, is s@brin@ your middle name?

not even, this is for a car place in Ohio

(afaik I've never been to ohio, maybe I blacked out and married a S4brina there)

The landlord in Oakland has been commiserating about some lousy tenants. They feel bad about putting a lien on this couple's rental because the guy's fought in Iraq and is supposedly waiting for another big payment from Uncle Sam. Meanwhile, the other leasors bring up the point that the vet has a new boat and a brand new truck in his driveway. So much hand-wringing.

Hello cheeseman12,

Do you know about the TOP GAMERS CLUB (TGC) and its many premium advantages?

TGC is a service and advantage club exclusively for our most active players.

Members are privy to regular TGC Newsletters, complete with top-notch updates like: yet-to-be-released info, free in-game items and much more. Not to mention, all Top Gamers can contact the TGC Team directly with problems and questions.

The best of all? Membership is free, non-binding and completely without obligations.

note: whoever cheeseman is, he has signed up for a lot of game sites with the wrong email

cheeseman12 you rascal

This might be the first time you’ll get excited about your car getting a ticket. Because right now, we’ll give you a free movie ticket when you bring your 2008 KIA Rio in for an oil change.

Just print out the enclosed coupon and bring it in before December 31, 2012 to see a movie on us.

woke up to a whole load of these this morning between people who share the Fizzles family name:

hey my dears,

so I am run over by a big train - well that's what it feels like at least. Man those first two days were tiring! Sign this here, do this, do that,... and I am just standing there not knowing the administratives etc. at all.
Man I feel like a total looser but everyone is really nice and I think I will adapt at some point.

Hope you guys are doing well.

I love you,

K

What part of “Sack up” did you not understand?

Jeez.

You’ll be fine.

You will be absolutely FINE...better than fine!!! I have every faith in you...just don't kill anybody :-)) (Just trying to get a laugh out of you!)

i feel bad about posting those now. they seem like a nice bunch. it was just strange waking up glimpsing an entire community of alternate universe doppelgangers (one of them shared my mum's name as well).

Each one of these dudes has the same government first and last name:

http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt203/pplains/bakers.jpg

Makes me feel not-so-unique.

Wait, I think #5 and #6 are the same.

People with yr name like beards.

seriously, what the hell.

which one of you dicks signed me up for Americans For Prosperity

apparently i have a son under 13 who has registered for an nfl fantasy league

congratulations

Jason wants to add me on MSN messenger`

Just wanted to let you know I'm feeling under the weather and won't be in class tonight.

-Brian

Hope you feel better, Brian. You might want to tell your instructor though.

I keep getting order confirmations from a bottled water company and the name on the account is (not this but close) Joyce Bermstrong which, aside from the initials, is not even close to my name/email address. Does Joyce have no concept of how to spell her last name? Was she just like "They want an email, I'll just put in jbirdch✧✧✧@whate✧✧✧.c✧✧, yeah that's good"? idgi

Ha it redacted my awesome phonetically similar email address - jbirdchest.

Hi Mike,

I am reaching out to see if you can put a great word in for me with J4son Sp4cek? I was told he is doing the purchasing for signage like the samples below we have done. Any help would be appreciated.

Thank you Mike

Thank you for your recent stay at Sheraton Shanghai Hongkou Hotel, where you checked out on 2012-10-13. We know you have a choice in your travel and appreciate your business. As a Starwood Preferred Guest (SPG) Preferred member, you are a highly valued guest and we appreciate your loyalty.

We would greatly appreciate it if you would take the time to complete a survey regarding your recent stay at Sheraton Shanghai Hongkou Hotel. Your feedback will help us take action to continuously improve the guest experience.


To complete the survey, simply click on this link:

https://

or copy and paste the link into the address line of your browser.

This survey should take about 10 minutes. Thank you for your time and input.
We appreciate your business and look forward to welcoming you back to a Starwood hotel or resort in the near future.


Sincerely,

Stephen Ho
President
Asia Pacific

How weird is that there's another guy out there named 乒乓?

it looks like eyes

I have been getting misdirected text messages lately.
"hey this tryna. I was just letting u know we are at the game room already"
Want to believe the name is pronounced try-na

From: Mr. Lube

Dear MH,

The spookiest night of the year is almost here! But before you carve pumpkins and sort out costumes, be sure to stop by Mr. Lube for a free, reflective Halloween bag*. It’s got plenty of room for candy and will help keep your little ones safe when they head out trick or treating.

Have a safe and happy Halloween!

You are receiving this email because you are a member of the Mr. Lube Club (registered via license plate XXXXXXX) and have opted to receive emails from Mr. Lube. If you prefer not to receive emails from Mr. Lube at this address, please unsubscribe here.

mr lube's reflective halloween bag

Got an e-mail from The Sartorialist's PA today telling me he was going to Korea and asking if i could rearrange his signing for another time.

lube it up

Fellow Catholic,

Tomorrow it will be just you and your conscience in the voting booth.

We live in a country that invests so much responsibility in the individual. And we used to live in a country that had so much respect for the rights of the individual.

But those rights, especially the rights of conscience are under attack. Employers are now told to check their religious beliefs at the door of their offices, the government wants to tell churches who they can hire and fire, charities are forced to choose between crippling fines or serving the poor with integrity.

No one should be forced to choose between their livelihood or their conscience. No one should get between you and YOUR conscience.

When you vote tomorrow, vote your conscience.

http://oyster.ignimgs.com/mediawiki/apis.ign.com/kingdom-hearts-3d-dream-drop-distance/thumb/6/6a/3999Jiminy_Cricket.jpg/228px-3999Jiminy_Cricket.jpg

The Habit of Being: Letters of Flannery O'Connor

charities are forced to choose between crippling fines or serving the poor with integrity

Being Catholic, they seek redemption by suffering through the crippling fines. You can't offer a choice like that to Catholics. It's not fair!

lol

Just testing, I would like a UofM football jersey for when they hold “where your favorite team jersey to work days”, I prefer the white background with Blue and Yellow letters to the Blue Background with Maze letters. Size XL. They make three different prices, the official jersey is over $150 and I don’t need one of those, then they have a more expensive replica for around $70-80 and a less expensive replica for around $50. I like the one in the middle, the more expensive replica. I know I’m asking a Pitt chick for a Wolverine Jersey, but I am a UofM alumni, so I think it’s OK. You could/should do this together with a sister if you do this. Obviously one of your sisters has easy access to shop for one of these.

Also, on my list, iTunes gift cards (make sure Mom get’s me one).

I also always like ¼ zip cotton sweaters or ¼ zip fleece (if you get fleece, I really like the Eddie Bauer First Ascent ¼ zip fleece). Size XL.

mophie juice pack powerstation® duo –go to www.mophie.com, this is a rechargeable portable battery that can be used to recharge an iPad or iPhone when you don’t have access to a power outlet. It’s about $100.00. The only easy way to get one of these is online, the apple store carries some models, but usually they have the phone case/battery packs which I don’ t because they make the phone too big.

I could use another fleece shirt, or extra thick flannel shirt, in XL, I wear these like a jacket over other stuff

You can share this with your sisters and mom.

By the way, I already ordered a case for my iPhone 5 for Mom to give me, so I don’t need phone case.

St3ve illiams
Global Truck Portfolio Director
e-mail:

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original sender.

lol

NEWCHAA Basketball
Inbox
x
10:36 AM (8 minutes ago)

to me
Coach Drake,

I am sorry to tell you that I will not be able to play tonights game against Appleton. My ankle is completely swollen from yesterdays practice. I will try to be there to route for the girls and you guys. God Bless and go Eagles!!!

Daniel

http://f.cl.ly/items/173c2o1e3L2S1k2n232Z/Screen%20Shot%202012-12-12%20at%209.40.54%20AM.png

lol

wow, getting an email from argos seems bizarrely anachronistic to me. i have been exiled from the homeland too long.

some poor max in england wont know that his skylanders giants single giant figure - hothead is awaiting for him in weymouth

maybe someone bought if for you as a gift?

i just called one of these dudes on the phone. he was cool.

auto quotes from multiple insurers just arrived in my email

no idea who Antw4n is, but he has a 1991 Pontiac Bonneville and is getting quoted between $900 and $2k for six months of auto insurance. sheesh.

Sweet car.

I know, right? I would think they'd be cutting him a better rate than that. I think he's somewhere near NYC, though.

Latest batch for me is some random baptist church in the US. And a lady who says shes just finished preparing my horoscope but that could just be a spam gmail didnt catch (its got a bit crap at filtering spam of late)

Daniel,

Quelqu'un a essayé d'utiliser une application pour se connecter à votre compte Google (yaoloukoudan✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧) récemment. Nous avons empêché la tentative de connexion dans l'éventualité où un pirate informatique aurait essayé d'accéder à votre compte. Veuillez prendre connaissance des détails relatifs à cette tentative de connexion :

samedi 12 janvier 2013 23 h 00 UTC
Adresse IP : 173.252.100.117
Lieu : Menlo Park, CA, USA

Si vous ne reconnaissez pas cette tentative de connexion, un tiers essaie peut-être d'accéder à votre compte. Nous vous conseillons de vous y connecter et de réinitialiser votre mot de passe immédiatement. Découvrez comment procéder sur http://support.google.com/accounts?p=reset_pw.

S'il s'agissait de vous et si vous souhaitez autoriser cette application à accéder à votre compte, suivez la procédure de dépannage décrite sur http://support.google.com/mail?p=client_login.

Remarque : Cette adresse e-mail ne peut recevoir aucune réponse.

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6) How do we (The Association) protect ourselves in the future, if the family inherits a home from a deceased homeowner, and refuses to pay the “maintenance fees”? (According to the Restrictive Covenant’s after the appropriate notices, a lien can still be filed against the property and if not paid in due time, the property then can be auctioned at the court house.) Is this correct? Note: There are currently 3 or 4 houses setting vacated that could fall into the above situation!

(emphasis from original email.)

Janet,

I want to thank you for talking with me and reviewing the attached information The attachment I have included should give you a better understanding of the Jaycee's and some insight to the children we will be sponsoring again this year. Thank you again for reviewing this and any aid deemed worthy!! I will follow up with you early next week and again I want to thank you for looking this over.

God Bless & Happy New Year
Kim

to be fair, i kinda know this guy and i'm just on his listserv but wow

Im taking a poll:

A few people have said that they are reminded of me when they see the actor who portrays the CIA guy who tortures the Al Quaeda guy in the film ZERO DARK THIRTY

Does anyone else think that?

cool poll. get this guy on ilm.

that was the entirety of the email!

I'm just wondering what he plans to do with this data

On 2 February 2013 07:04, Ashleigh Hughes <ash_leigh_b✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧> wrote:

Hahahaha. Sweetheart I couldn't understand a word of that jealous rant you just sent me. I am gussing from the level of your spelling you are in school, and seeing as it is not a school night you are up late trolling.

Trolling the for sale pet4homes pages. Sweetheart, seriously its Friday night. Get a life hun. Just because you cannot afford something doesn't mean its trashy.

Enjoy the rest of your lonely Firday night! And thanks for increasing the stats on my add by viewing it ;)

--- On Fri, 1/2/13, Pets4Homes Support <supp✧✧✧@pets4ho✧✧✧.c✧.u✧> wrote:

From: Pets4Homes Support <supp✧✧✧@pets4ho✧✧✧.c✧.u✧>
Subject: Pets4Homes response to your classifieds
To: ash_leigh_b✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧
Date: Friday, 1 February, 2013, 19:50

**************************************************************************
* Pets4Homes Warning : Please be wary of scammers contacting you regarding your wanted adverts and offering to deliver a pet to you.
* Please remember, NEVER send or receive money online, only buy or sell a pet after visiting the seller or after the seller has visited you at home, to make sure they are genuine.
* If you think a scammer has emailed you, please foward us their IP address below.
*************************************************************************

Hi Ashleigh,

You have had the following response to your advert on Pets4Homes. Please make sure you reply to the email address below.

Advert Title : The BEST male Akita out there

Advert Link : http://www.pets4homes.co.uk/classifieds/220095-the-best-male-akita-out-there-carterton.html

Name : trayce bewick
Email Address : tra✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧
Telephone Number :
Message :
Your akita is not a rare colour nor is he anything special in fact he looks crossed he is a mess and saying he's a stud dog pmsl what will it produce RATS hahaha sort ya add out cos u will need to pay ppl to take that skanky looking mongrel ya mug he's the worst akita out there FACT

IP Address of Sender : 92.41.251.235
The Pets4Homes Support Team
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http://www.Pets4Homes.co.uk/pet-insurance/ - Get the Best Pet Insurance Deal.
http://www.facebook.com/Pets4Homes - Like Us on Facebook to keep up to date with our latest news.

Prob the most hilare misdirected mail Ive ever got, I think!

That's pretty fantastic.

YOUR DOG.

NO U.

This is a new one:

I am abandoning YAHOO Mail and my old email address “ j•✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧”

My new Contact is:

•••••✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧

Feel free to forward anything police related or humorous to me.

Thanks,

J__________ J___________

Pleasant Plains Police
Ashland Police
Cell 217-•••-••••

lawl

Dear Fizzles and G_____

Congratulations on your engagement and upcoming wedding!

It's been so long since I've seen you and I really wish we could make it back for your wedding, but because of the way the school holidays work we won't be back until July this year.

I really hope you have a great day and and wish you all the happiness in the world. I hope we can catch up sometime though and now I have your emails I will let you know when we are around to see if we can meet up later in the summer.

You are always welcome to stay with us in India though.

BRING IT ON. Tho it popped up on my phone while I was in a meeting and the opening line gave me a helluva shock.

Was it addressed to Fizzles or your IRL name?

no my irl name.

Hello friends,
I am happy to report I have my ticket to return April 6 and look forward to being back and engaging with all of you. Inge does not know the date I am leaving (doctors suggestion) so don't mention it if you mail. Helle and I are finally on the same page and working with the commune powers that be for assisted living...not a slam dunk! We are still having good time together.
lovenancy

intriguing

Ok, this is getting a little stupid:

The same people who think I'm connected with the Pleasant Plains police are forwarding me tips they're receiving.

The latest is that there's a guy with a history of seizures driving to a nearby school, picking up a high school junior and driving back home.

The concerned citizen is obviously very worried that the guy's going to have a seizure behind the wheel and then what?

I've got names, addresses, phone numbers, who they're dating, plate numbers, etc. on this email. Very secure community police force, as you can tell.

Here's the guy making the complaint, from Facebook:

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/392929_100470703405557_8534652_n.jpg

and here's the teen who's getting a ride from the guy with seizures:

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/284364_3571140290777_49261302_n.jpg

Thinking I'm on the teen's side for this one. He kinda looks like cruits

I got a handful of emails for some Masonic lodge stuff again

All of the references to other members are like "W Bro Plains"

I had to google what "W Bro" means

For a second, I thought they were really referencing a guy named Plains and was going holy shit

I kind of thought that after I posted, then thought... nah, no need to explain

Brothers:
Some publishers have been searching for deaf in various ways.
They have found some leads in your state.
Please pass this information to your Service Overseer.
(Or in the case of a group to the brother leading territory organization.)
Brothers should check which leads are in your territory.
Perhaps the lead is new and can be developed.
Sometimes we already have the lead but can glean more information which will help us contact and preach.

Hi Nancy.
I have an addition for the sacrament mtg. program that I hope is not too late to add:
GIRLS CAMP KICK-OFF for all young women and their moms is April 10 @ 7:00 p.m.
There will be entertainment, information and light refreshments. Camp fees will be collected that night.
CAMP CERTIFICATION night for all YW April 17 at the stake center 7pm. Bring your camp manual.
PRE CAMP CRAFT NIGHT May 1st during YW
GIRLS CAMP @ WALLSBURG June 11-14
June 10 - 14 (4th Year Girls)
Thanks! Michelle

Nice misdirected email, Nancy.

Hi Anky
Ek het die nodige bespreekings dokumente vir jou aangeheg.
Die bespreeking is geldig tot Woensdag 3 April 2013 om 14:00.
Groete
Eunee dos Santos
Crocuta Reservations
www.crocutagamelodge.com
booki✧✧✧@crocutagamelo✧✧✧.c✧✧
082 899 1596

Graduates of St Engelbert class of 1957

We are meeting for lunch at PIetro's restaurant on Saturday, April 20th at 11:30 the restaurant
Is located at 3801 Watson road (314) 545 9263. Please call me (314) 631 9158 or e-mail
me be April 13th if you can attend so I can make a reservation.

Looking forward to seeing you
Janet Buss Sullivan

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