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An idea whose time has come.

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 19:05 (fifteen years ago)

IT'S A NEW ERA

― !aNiMeGaLaXy (Future_Perfect), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 19:13 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5fnjFVPCek

― Dan I., Wednesday, 17 February 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)

no, let's talk about it some more XD

― Dan I., Wednesday, 17 February 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)

"I've been beaten up enough times in my life"

I'm not shocked by this revelation, but not sure it's true either.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF),

― FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)

still can't understand a word he's saying

― am0n, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 19:48 (fifteen years ago)

suggest beatdown

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 19:48 (fifteen years ago)

Wow that guy is really crazy.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 20:28 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57FyWm6QMk0

let's not get into racial specifics, ok guys? (i don't even know where these people are from, brazil?)

― jaxon, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 20:50 (fifteen years ago)

They're speaking German.

Also, lol!

― sheryl crow but with a very long butt (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 20:52 (fifteen years ago)

Awesome.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 20:59 (fifteen years ago)

hero!^

― jed_, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 21:07 (fifteen years ago)

Way more loltastic than crazy unintelligible bus dude.

― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 21:13 (fifteen years ago)

No doubt! I suspect it might also be faked.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 21:16 (fifteen years ago)

Plz just let me keep believing in the Brontosaurus.

― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 21:37 (fifteen years ago)

that is an amazing Bold Move (TM)

also if that's real i bet he got that chick's number

― El GarBage (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 22:28 (fifteen years ago)

its probably a tageszeitung viral ad, but i loled nonetheless.

― ☆, Thursday, 18 February 2010 02:03 (fifteen years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky0ob1v3uS1qzrq6yo1_500.jpg

― jaxon, Thursday, 18 February 2010 04:57 (fifteen years ago)

i don't get it??

― Joint Custody (ian), Thursday, 18 February 2010 04:58 (fifteen years ago)

it's lil wayne made to look like avatar. which of these 2 don't u recognize?

― jaxon, Thursday, 18 February 2010 05:11 (fifteen years ago)

lil wayne ;_;

― Joint Custody (ian), Thursday, 18 February 2010 05:39 (fifteen years ago)

wait to clarify the above video, i can get paid to read email?

― 3:16 (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 February 2010 07:10 (fifteen years ago)

which of these 2 don't u recognize?

lol

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Thursday, 18 February 2010 12:17 (fifteen years ago)

NBA LOLZ!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdNiXidfLcc

― ddb, Thursday, 18 February 2010 21:50 (fifteen years ago)

nash rulz

― am0n, Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:55 (fifteen years ago)

nutrition nashi

― a passing heavy daftie (cozen), Thursday, 18 February 2010 22:57 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxZkaEge0R8

― am0n, Thursday, 18 February 2010 23:02 (fifteen years ago)

LOL!! NASH IS SO BRO

― ddb, Thursday, 18 February 2010 23:04 (fifteen years ago)

WHERE DO U GO TO MEET GIRLS WITH LISPS??............ASKING FOR A FRIEND!................(FRIEND = MY PENIS)

― a passing heavy daftie (cozen), Friday, 19 February 2010 19:54 (fifteen years ago)

flawless victory is such bullshit, everyone knows "Tyrone" (so racist) got the first hit in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3LK1CChb08

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 19 February 2010 21:28 (fifteen years ago)

lol splattered blood

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, February 17, 2010 12:48 PM (2 days ago)

― shite new answers (cutty), Friday, 19 February 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)

real blood is real, fake blood is fake

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 19 February 2010 21:49 (fifteen years ago)

please

― shite new answers (cutty), Friday, 19 February 2010 21:51 (fifteen years ago)

as someone who was taking me to task the other day you have some fucking nerve posting epic beard man meme videos

― shite new answers (cutty), Friday, 19 February 2010 21:52 (fifteen years ago)

i "like" the part at the end where the people are teaming together to ruin the life of the girl who posted the video and supposedly stole his bag

― poll smoker (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 19 February 2010 21:55 (fifteen years ago)

i don't really understand why that information had to be posted but maybe you're just being ironic?

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 19 February 2010 21:59 (fifteen years ago)

...

what the hell, guys

― slapped by a bear (HI DERE), Friday, 19 February 2010 22:00 (fifteen years ago)

deleting the personal info post

― slapped by a bear (HI DERE), Friday, 19 February 2010 22:01 (fifteen years ago)

Results 1 - 10 of about 155,000 for epic bread man. (0.27 seconds)

― shite new answers (cutty), Friday, 19 February 2010 22:03 (fifteen years ago)

epic skateboarding dog >>>>>> epic beard man

― am0n, Friday, 19 February 2010 22:03 (fifteen years ago)

TRULY EPIC.

― shite new answers (cutty), Friday, 19 February 2010 22:04 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.nomaas.org/images/drudge_siren.gif

― am0n, Friday, 19 February 2010 22:04 (fifteen years ago)

i wish something else was funny these days

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 19 February 2010 22:05 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/wyxVv.jpg

― dmr, Friday, 19 February 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

yes!

― jaxon, Friday, 19 February 2010 23:13 (fifteen years ago)

kinda lol but mostly sad

― plaxico (I know, right?), Friday, 19 February 2010 23:21 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMupiEdM-Fg

― am0n, Sunday, 21 February 2010 06:23 (fifteen years ago)

missing the lols.

― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 21 February 2010 16:03 (fifteen years ago)

dentures, hon

― this is awful I want Togo home (harbl), Sunday, 21 February 2010 16:04 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LJPnvteKj4

― this is awful I want Togo home (harbl), Sunday, 21 February 2010 21:05 (fifteen years ago)

missing the lols

― Ballistic: Socks Vs. Severyone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 21 February 2010 21:10 (fifteen years ago)

immeasurable lolz

― jeff, Sunday, 21 February 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)

We tried to go to Immeasurable Chicken & Waffles just the other night but they weren't answering their phone so we got Peruvian instead. :(

― twice boiled cabbage is death, Monday, 22 February 2010 00:51 (fifteen years ago)

where is peruvian?!?

― this is awful I want Togo home (harbl), Monday, 22 February 2010 00:55 (fifteen years ago)

and do they serve immeasurable guinea pig

― this is awful I want Togo home (harbl), Monday, 22 February 2010 00:55 (fifteen years ago)

Only just now occurred to me how much I've needed chicken and waffles in my life.

― queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 22 February 2010 00:56 (fifteen years ago)

"I really love the variety of this menu. My niece Jordan says she is gonna have the, uh ... chicken and waffles."

― queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 22 February 2010 00:59 (fifteen years ago)

we have a great brunch place that does chicken and waffles. da shiznit.

― forksclovetofu, Monday, 22 February 2010 01:44 (fifteen years ago)

i miss roscoe's. fake c&w in oakland didn't measure up

― jaxon, Monday, 22 February 2010 01:59 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.mcstate.com/images/operators/1000016884/600-4%20in%201-Newington-12-28-06-VIPParty033_2.jpg

― nitzer ENBB (latebloomer), Monday, 22 February 2010 07:33 (fifteen years ago)

That is actually a really really good ad. (the immeasurable one)

― pithfork (Hurting 2), Monday, 22 February 2010 13:17 (fifteen years ago)

is that Joe Pantoliano next to Ron McD?

― Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 22 February 2010 14:23 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAPABJd4xos

― Jack the Dude-Kicker (HI DERE), Monday, 22 February 2010 15:27 (fifteen years ago)

other cheerleaders seem weirdly disinterested

― forksclovetofu, Monday, 22 February 2010 15:28 (fifteen years ago)

WHOA!!!! DEVOURED!!!!

― Best Line Snorted Nose Candy In John Of JFK Airport (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 22 February 2010 15:28 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FK4B47Ua70

― shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 22 February 2010 16:49 (fifteen years ago)

http://deadspin.com/5476645/hipsters-slipping-on-ice-what-more-could-you-want

― jaxon, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 02:22 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.fecalface.com/news/upload/2010/02/picoday/EBM.jpg

― jaxon, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 04:39 (fifteen years ago)

So we could have done one of two things: 1. Alert everyone and put up a sign OR 2. Set up my video camera and laugh for years to come. We chose 2. Enjoy."

Something refreshing about people admitting in no uncertain terms that the internet has made them a tangible form of asshole.

― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 08:45 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm5NLxXDSek

― iiiijjjj, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:47 (fifteen years ago)

looooooooooooool

― shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 20:51 (fifteen years ago)

in tears

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 21:25 (fifteen years ago)

is this one of those '...shreds' videos??

― on in the b.g. while you're grouting (stevie), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 21:36 (fifteen years ago)

hell naw, this is legit shredding done by legit shredders

― iiiijjjj, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 21:38 (fifteen years ago)

0_0

― on in the b.g. while you're grouting (stevie), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 21:39 (fifteen years ago)

http://vimeo.com/9631251

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 21:49 (fifteen years ago)

TS: Final Placement Endless Guitar Solo vs. http://www.qotile.net/files/mtaf.mp3

― !aNiMeGaLaXy (Future_Perfect), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:21 (fifteen years ago)

is that band sponsored by squier

― the descent of mayne (am0n), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:28 (fifteen years ago)

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Where's that guy walking anyway? Is he some sort of prostitute?

― the descent of mayne (am0n), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:34 (fifteen years ago)

endless guitar solo needs to be ytmnd imo

― this is awful I want Togo home (harbl), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:40 (fifteen years ago)

my first thought was "shredding" video too.

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:53 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Final-Placement/322801891555?ref=search&sid=546090983.1765765785..1

Genre:
Christian Rock

― the descent of mayne (am0n), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:56 (fifteen years ago)

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs232.snc3/21975_322822611555_322801891555_3933007_2555357_n.jpg

― the descent of mayne (am0n), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:58 (fifteen years ago)

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/hillary-duff-teaches-all-girls-how-to-handle-getting-engaged/

― jaxon, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:14 (fifteen years ago)

wat

― HIDEREggerian Philosophy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:21 (fifteen years ago)

Stalker-y.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:23 (fifteen years ago)

boston sports fan

― max, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:25 (fifteen years ago)

― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:47 (fifteen years ago)

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― HIDEREggerian Philosophy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:49 (fifteen years ago)

oh my god, the Duff thing and Final Placement are both A++++++++

I love how they go for the big build at 2:57

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:49 (fifteen years ago)

re: Final Placement, how long until Weezer covers that song in concert?

― HIDEREggerian Philosophy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:54 (fifteen years ago)

http://img1.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/n34/n174967.jpg

― i know who the sockpuppet master of ilx is (velko), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:59 (fifteen years ago)

I think the first season of Veronica Mars (when she appears to be all of 15) made it impossible for me to find her smashable.
― FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Tuesday, February 23, 2010 9:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i feel this way about the duffster

― jaxon, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 00:04 (fifteen years ago)

re: Final Placement, how long until Weezer covers that song in concert?

― HIDEREggerian Philosophy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, February 23, 2010 11:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Ugh let's enjoy it while it lasts, instead of thinking about when it's all over.

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 00:08 (fifteen years ago)

ZOMG

"Your enlightenment: Hello. I apologize for the rhythmless trainwreck of a song before you. The bassist and singer take all of this very seriously. This stuff is of paramount importance. They recorded this and asked me and a drummer to come play some parts on it. Whenever friends do this, I just follow ther direction blindly, letting them do whatever they want. This stuff will never get out to the public, right? Wrong on this one. So I guess this is me defending myself and the drummer. We are not members of the band. We were not asked if this could be made public on YouTube. If we had been, we would have undoubtedly said no. I guess we could have saved them a lot of trouble if we had just told them from the beginning their recording sucked. "

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 00:16 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.dangerousminds.net/index.php/site/comments/final_placement/

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 00:16 (fifteen years ago)

c0ry skl4r and br4d l4n3r

― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 00:20 (fifteen years ago)

dudes i don't think final placement is lol more like groanz

hilary duff otm tho

― Anton Levain (jdchurchill), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 00:23 (fifteen years ago)

best part about final placement is dude just standing there in his north face jacket

― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 00:25 (fifteen years ago)

pretty much every single white kid ever that

― Anton Levain (jdchurchill), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 00:27 (fifteen years ago)

lol chaki

― nitzer ENBB (latebloomer), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:47 (fifteen years ago)

love how the video cuts to a train when the singer starts singing about a train

― nitzer ENBB (latebloomer), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 05:49 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnlchexX7Bg

closing statements are amazing

― jaxon, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 07:20 (fifteen years ago)

o wow, this is her band. ha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LvIaCa77Hs

― jaxon, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 07:25 (fifteen years ago)

dave mustaine thinks he never killed a cat
"our cat can sleep through anything because we're musicians"
"alright mama"
and o those closing statements

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 07:39 (fifteen years ago)

"i feel like my whole life is ridiculous really"

― circa1916, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 08:01 (fifteen years ago)

"he's an artist"

― nitzer ENBB (latebloomer), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 08:01 (fifteen years ago)

Mykeage (3 hours ago)

I'm a cat and this offends me.

― nitzer ENBB (latebloomer), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 08:17 (fifteen years ago)

"This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Final Placement"

Too late, boys.

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 09:37 (fifteen years ago)

this is your life, you're gonna shine

cuz this is your life

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 09:48 (fifteen years ago)

Shine 3:39
Hey Guys we attended Camp Electric last year and it was AWSOME, we learned so much. This is our first recorded song and video. The song Shine is about second chances, striving to get to your goals, never giving up and with God anything is possible. Hope you enjoy PLEASE VOTE FOR US GOD BLESS!!!!!

http://rockthecamp.endavomedia.com/video/4ACF9AE14E/shine

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 10:11 (fifteen years ago)

judge judy thing is killing me. TEETH MOUNTAIN IS AWESOME.

― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 11:23 (fifteen years ago)

JJ rulz! Is that some kind of Wham City performance art? A+++ regardless.

― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 11:48 (fifteen years ago)

new auto-tune the news is pretty lols or are they seen as old hat now?

― 80085 (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 13:37 (fifteen years ago)

love them

― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 13:39 (fifteen years ago)

the news can't get old hat. it's the news!

― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 13:39 (fifteen years ago)

turtle fence <3

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 14:30 (fifteen years ago)

ya. feeling Teeth Mountain, cept bro on the bubbles.

― jaxon, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 16:46 (fifteen years ago)

think that might be the "alright mama" dude

― the descent of mayne (am0n), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 16:47 (fifteen years ago)

"we're straight, we hate them"

― the descent of mayne (am0n), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 16:48 (fifteen years ago)

oops "they're" not "we're"

― the descent of mayne (am0n), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 16:48 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CqEMXIhEP8

― carne asada, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)

was watching that live last night

― carne asada, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:46 (fifteen years ago)

C-, dude coulda really clowned them and went weak

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:02 (fifteen years ago)

also, scott van pelt is a total bro who prob got a kick out of that, so they didn't exactly end up pranking the right dude

― suge knight btw (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:28 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, it was clearly a personal prank on some espn anchor

― jeff, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 20:08 (fifteen years ago)

lol @ teeth mountain and judge judy---"alright mama"

― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 21:42 (fifteen years ago)

Apparently this is the myspace of alright mama dude

― badg, Thursday, 25 February 2010 01:21 (fifteen years ago)

i'm sorry but i find this incredibly funny

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/25/nyregion/25chimp.html?sudsredirect=true

― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 25 February 2010 14:59 (fifteen years ago)

should have shot the person keeping him as a pet and making it drink wine.

― 80085 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:01 (fifteen years ago)

fighting with a chimp is a serious business: http://www.oprah.com/oprahshow/Chimp-Attack-Victim-Charla-Nash-Shows-Her-Face

― caek, Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:02 (fifteen years ago)

wine and ~~xanax~~

― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:03 (fifteen years ago)

sounds like he was just taking a long weekend

― caek, Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:05 (fifteen years ago)

well yeah because if you had a giant pet monkey you'd need to sedate it in case it rips your face off. because you are fucking stupid for keeping a pet anything-that-will-rip-your-face-off.

― 80085 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:06 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.esquire.com/print-this/chimpanzee-attack-0409-3

― caek, Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:08 (fifteen years ago)

As St. James confronted the chimp, the six-two former running back turned to find a second chimp — also a male, this one older and bigger — bearing down on him as well. With both hands, he pushed the bigger animal. Both chimps pounced. One of the animals grabbed him in a bear hug before chomping into the bone above his right eyebrow. He then stuck his finger in St. James's right eye, gouging it out. The same animal clamped his teeth onto St. James's nose, biting it off, as the other chimp chewed away at St. James's fingers. In the melee, one of the chimps dug in his claws and ripped the skin off the right side of St. James's face, causing it to flop over and cover his left eye, temporarily blinding him. One of the primates sunk his teeth into St. James's skull. He then closed his jaws on St. James's mouth, ripping off his lips and most of his teeth. St. James tried to put one of his hands down the animal's throat, but the chimp just kept chewing on it and chewing on it, and he couldn't get it out.

St. James fell to the ground, no longer able to defend himself, and for at least five minutes, the mauling continued as he lay helpless. One of the chimps gnawed on his buttocks and bit off his genitals. They ravaged his left foot, leaving it shredded. Blood poured from his body, and LaDonna was screaming.

― caek, Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:10 (fifteen years ago)

well yeah because if you had a giant pet monkey you'd need to sedate it in case it rips your face off. because you are fucking stupid for keeping a pet anything-that-will-rip-your-face-off.

what about dogs

― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:11 (fifteen years ago)

Only time I hear about dogs ripping someones face off is when they are trained to attack?

― 80085 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:13 (fifteen years ago)

bit off his genitals.

― Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ (dyao), Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:14 (fifteen years ago)

Pets have a gentle way of reminding humans they are not meant to be kept as pets.

― queen frostine (Eric H.), Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:15 (fifteen years ago)

so shocked re: ~killer~ whale ~~killing~~ someone

― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:18 (fifteen years ago)

there was a facepalm.jpg headline somewhere about how the whale acted like nothing happened afterward

― i'm #FFFFFF btw (bnw), Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:36 (fifteen years ago)

being temporarily blinded by one side of my torn-off face while three chimps are tearing off my balls and fingers is probably tops on a list of things I really never want to happen to me.

― joygoat, Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:46 (fifteen years ago)

never say never dude

― nitzer Ed (s1ocki), Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:47 (fifteen years ago)

being temporarily blinded by one side of my torn-off face while three ~~chimps~~ chicks are tearing off my balls and fingers is probably tops on a list of things I really never want to happen to me.

― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:50 (fifteen years ago)

tbh it would probably take a whole lot of baby chickens in order to tear off your balls and fingers.

― Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ (dyao), Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:51 (fifteen years ago)

jesus christ guys thanks for the bummers

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:51 (fifteen years ago)

you'll live

― caek, Thursday, 25 February 2010 16:00 (fifteen years ago)

I would be honored to get merc'd by a killer whale

― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Thursday, 25 February 2010 16:03 (fifteen years ago)

rolling on the floor laughing out loud here guys

― the descent of mayne (am0n), Thursday, 25 February 2010 16:05 (fifteen years ago)

if you had to go, i mean

― nitzer Ed (s1ocki), Thursday, 25 February 2010 16:05 (fifteen years ago)

loooooooooooooollllllllll loving the judge judy

― a passing heavy daftie (cozen), Thursday, 25 February 2010 16:06 (fifteen years ago)

thankfully i don't have to go

― the descent of mayne (am0n), Thursday, 25 February 2010 16:06 (fifteen years ago)

rolling on the floor laughing out loud here guys

― the descent of mayne (am0n), Thursday, February 25, 2010 11:05 AM (2 minutes ago)

is this sincere

― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 25 February 2010 16:07 (fifteen years ago)

did am0n really roflol

― nitzer Ed (s1ocki), Thursday, 25 February 2010 16:08 (fifteen years ago)

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kydggsnphp1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg

― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Thursday, 25 February 2010 16:09 (fifteen years ago)

http://theync.com/thumbs/960-amazing-video-of-a-killer-whale-throwing-a-seal-100-feet-into-the-air.JPG

this has gotta be fun for at least a second right

― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Thursday, 25 February 2010 16:09 (fifteen years ago)

x-post uhhhhhhhh

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 25 February 2010 16:10 (fifteen years ago)

teeth mountain = new favorite band

― tuvan ear, nose, and throat singer (m bison), Thursday, 25 February 2010 16:34 (fifteen years ago)

kate is nasty

― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 25 February 2010 16:35 (fifteen years ago)

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb52/The_Playlist/movies/the-shining-bear-shot.jpg

― Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ (dyao), Thursday, 25 February 2010 16:36 (fifteen years ago)

kate is nasty

― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, February 25, 2010 11:35 AM

in bed?

― the descent of mayne (am0n), Thursday, 25 February 2010 17:04 (fifteen years ago)

on the trap kit

― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 25 February 2010 17:07 (fifteen years ago)

http://riotclitshave.com/2010.02/tumblr_kw7e900Hl31qzj6xlo1_500.jpg

― La religion est une fatigante solution de paresse (Michael White), Thursday, 25 February 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2010/02/25/reid.old.hotdog.news12?hpt=C2

― the descent of mayne (am0n), Thursday, 25 February 2010 19:15 (fifteen years ago)

shit that looks like an onion article but isn't

― velko, Thursday, 25 February 2010 19:18 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcDeHR2wd1U

― velko, Thursday, 25 February 2010 19:23 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.1in3likeme.com/

― jaxon, Thursday, 25 February 2010 19:36 (fifteen years ago)

whoopeepee

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 25 February 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)

gottagoberg

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 25 February 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)

i wish i ate at feldman's or knew it existed before they closed it down. i always went to nathan's :(

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 25 February 2010 19:46 (fifteen years ago)

whiney u should go to the exhibit and eat the fossilized weiner

― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 25 February 2010 19:54 (fifteen years ago)

haha whiney you could make various humorous remarks while eating it e.g. "damn, this weiner got hard," etc.

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:02 (fifteen years ago)

well formed remarks

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:05 (fifteen years ago)

"damn this weiner got hard... and this hot dog is pretty old too!"

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:05 (fifteen years ago)

or, "they found this weiner frozen in a block of ice, you say? sounds more like a cold dog to me!"

(obviously these are just suggestions, i'm sure you could come up with something better, after all you are the writer)

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:06 (fifteen years ago)

dying

― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:07 (fifteen years ago)

lool velko

― the descent of mayne (am0n), Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:10 (fifteen years ago)

"a weiner in a block of ice? sounds like having sex with my ex-wife!!amirite??"

― Venus in Fursuit (Future_Perfect), Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:39 (fifteen years ago)

"i'd never properly ~felt~man's~ touch until i ate fossil weiner"

― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:41 (fifteen years ago)

lol just realised i already had a teeth mountain song on my itunes!

― plax (ico), Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:55 (fifteen years ago)

with a playcount of 5 (!)

― plax (ico), Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:55 (fifteen years ago)

"i was a little scared to eat the weiner at first, although i sensed the feeling was mutual - in fact, the weiner seemed downright petrified"

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:59 (fifteen years ago)

What triggers your LBL?

* 46% Sneezing
* 13% Exercise
* 14% Laughing
* 6% Hugs & Squeezes
* 10% It just happens
* 11% I don’t know

268 people voted on this poll

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 25 February 2010 22:06 (fifteen years ago)

i need someone to tell me if this is like a real thing or not

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 25 February 2010 22:07 (fifteen years ago)

is this the chick version of "No matter how much you shake and dance, the last drop always hits the pants"?

― Fetchboy, Thursday, 25 February 2010 22:36 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkC7dcxZ5_Q&feature=player_embedded

― Of HOOMan Bondage (latebloomer), Friday, 26 February 2010 20:00 (fifteen years ago)

really the only funny thing about that video is the names. Phats Cockstrangler is an all-time classic, but when they actually get to talking it's just "distortion of generic hip-hop language grafted on to stodgy white culture" as opposed to something that is a mockery of things that are identifiably juggalo -- i don't think they even made a rape joke

― hard out here for a shrimp (J0rdan S.), Friday, 26 February 2010 20:03 (fifteen years ago)

sorry 4 playing the whiney role

― hard out here for a shrimp (J0rdan S.), Friday, 26 February 2010 20:03 (fifteen years ago)

shut the fuck up, bitch

― Of HOOMan Bondage (latebloomer), Friday, 26 February 2010 20:13 (fifteen years ago)

haha, i was just gonna congratulate J0rdan for graduating comedy cynic school

― brandon stüssy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 26 February 2010 20:17 (fifteen years ago)

btw i was j/k jordan, no meanie intended

― Of HOOMan Bondage (latebloomer), Friday, 26 February 2010 20:42 (fifteen years ago)

stop being such a cocksnot, no meanie

― jaxon, Friday, 26 February 2010 20:44 (fifteen years ago)

uh i think u mean cockstrangler

― plax (ico), Friday, 26 February 2010 20:46 (fifteen years ago)

"Shit's Fucked Up Hospital" is a winner

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 26 February 2010 20:53 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM

― joygoat, Saturday, 27 February 2010 02:20 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saEfJnLiFD8&feature=player_embedded

― krazee thug nutz (latebloomer), Sunday, 28 February 2010 03:53 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp6wc6YJpn4

― the descent of mayne (am0n), Sunday, 28 February 2010 06:22 (fifteen years ago)

that some early/proto Max Headroom action?

― dan selzer, Sunday, 28 February 2010 07:02 (fifteen years ago)

even sounds kinda frewer-y

― krazee thug nutz (latebloomer), Sunday, 28 February 2010 07:29 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, the voice as well as the stutter, which I couldn't even tell was intentional.

― dan selzer, Sunday, 28 February 2010 07:37 (fifteen years ago)

that's def frewer.

― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 28 February 2010 15:35 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQNsEewzhDw

― mandible corrective (latebloomer), Monday, 1 March 2010 01:30 (fifteen years ago)

Ok let me start by saying this was HARD! Since it is sung by a girl my voice really did not match at all! Anyway i made this because I loved this OP and jsut had to! So besides my bad singing I hope you enjoy the lyrics!

Lyrics

HA HA HA
HA HA HA
Even with all my tough rivals.
In a battle we overcome all those hassles!
Im out of breath but I keep going!
Useing Iron tail while Im smiling!
Everything is good!
Oh dont hide your hidden power!
Dont you dare give up!
Come on time to follow your destiny!
Inspiration, Role Play, Hustle
Oh my life has never been dull!
Crossing thru forests, rivers and mountains
This feeling is the greatest!
Friendship, love, willpower
Oh were evolving every single day!
How nice, how nice, how nice, lets go!
Weve got a good combination
Great communication!
Always high tension
WOW WO Shalala so its all right!
Weve got a good vibration!
Congratulations towards tomorrow
Always a revolution!
Lets go on this road, aim to be a Pokemon Master!

― mandible corrective (latebloomer), Monday, 1 March 2010 01:30 (fifteen years ago)

Daniel Johnston is a pokemon master

― Whaka F. Flamegarten (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 1 March 2010 06:01 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9v6sGbJO14

― am0n, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 15:55 (fifteen years ago)

OK I just watched like four of this kid's videos. Love him.

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 4 March 2010 00:14 (fifteen years ago)

the tiny cymbal cracks me up

― ╬╬╬╬╬ (am0n), Thursday, 4 March 2010 00:52 (fifteen years ago)

yes!

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 4 March 2010 00:53 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A08Gsv5DEBk

― Fetchboy, Thursday, 4 March 2010 08:29 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P6gM415m8A

― jaxon, Friday, 5 March 2010 18:43 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/04/epic-newsroom-fight-behin_n_486063.html

― jaxon, Friday, 5 March 2010 18:44 (fifteen years ago)

that cosby episode was one of my favs

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 5 March 2010 18:45 (fifteen years ago)

dude just wanders around his house gettin annoyed

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 5 March 2010 18:45 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6ysl_lq7IU

― am0n, Sunday, 7 March 2010 00:14 (fifteen years ago)

ulillillia after dark

― iiiijjjj, Sunday, 7 March 2010 01:28 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oco64kV0pV4

― shite new answers (cutty), Sunday, 7 March 2010 12:02 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3ftbOMqVhE

― shite new answers (cutty), Sunday, 7 March 2010 12:02 (fifteen years ago)

that guitar solo been cracking me up

― nautical nooba (rionat), Sunday, 7 March 2010 12:39 (fifteen years ago)

i guess this is the guitarist from the final placement vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bztr9DhySZY

― am0n, Sunday, 7 March 2010 17:25 (fifteen years ago)

wifebeater tucked into cargo shorts

― am0n, Sunday, 7 March 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)

"that's my amp"

― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Sunday, 7 March 2010 21:06 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.cracked.com/video_18156_a-trailer-every-academy-award-winning-movie-ever.html

― There's Always Been A Prance Element To (a hoy hoy), Monday, 8 March 2010 07:49 (fifteen years ago)

that's really good

― ghost pog: the way of the slammerai (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 8 March 2010 08:05 (fifteen years ago)

http://gozonetaxincentives.com/images/approved.jpg

― generosity and necrophilia (latebloomer), Monday, 8 March 2010 09:19 (fifteen years ago)

http://i48.tinypic.com/mhqe5f.jpg

― am0n, Monday, 8 March 2010 20:09 (fifteen years ago)

looooooool

― shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 8 March 2010 20:20 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ78IlJs5JQ

― forksclovetofu, Monday, 8 March 2010 22:02 (fifteen years ago)

― forksclovetofu, Monday, 8 March 2010 22:03 (fifteen years ago)

i like how the 1st dude pushes his chair in. so polite!

― goole, Monday, 8 March 2010 22:11 (fifteen years ago)

ahaha, that remix is great

― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Monday, 8 March 2010 22:12 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHf9BJdgdBo

― forksclovetofu, Monday, 8 March 2010 22:12 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/1nkXs.jpg

― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Thursday, 11 March 2010 00:26 (fifteen years ago)

LOL

― jed_, Thursday, 11 March 2010 01:36 (fifteen years ago)

http://i25.tinypic.com/24y8fmg.jpg

― am0n, Thursday, 11 March 2010 17:15 (fifteen years ago)

larry bird not aging too well

― Aerosol, Thursday, 11 March 2010 17:17 (fifteen years ago)

saw big cat

― am0n, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:05 (fifteen years ago)

Marilyn Pickard
SAW BIG CAT

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:25 (fifteen years ago)

saw really good big cat

― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:28 (fifteen years ago)

― jed_, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:30 (fifteen years ago)

(____O_O_____)

― goole, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:34 (fifteen years ago)

saw IV: big cat

― am0n, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:35 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.advertisertalk.com/images/farm4.static.flickr.com/3463/3271937335_414b361b51_d.jpg

― goole, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:37 (fifteen years ago)

nagl

― am0n, Thursday, 11 March 2010 18:38 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/chris-crocker-cries.jpg
leave deej alone

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 11 March 2010 20:26 (fifteen years ago)

zing

― am0n, Thursday, 11 March 2010 22:27 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.salon.com/news/2010/03/12/us_odd_elder_vs_thug/index.html

― jaxon, Friday, 12 March 2010 22:26 (fifteen years ago)

"Critelli, who has seven grandchildren and 13 great-grandchildren, said if police catch the guy, she wants to 'smack him.'"
<3

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 12 March 2010 23:12 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc11PUnFgkQ

― Fetchboy, Saturday, 13 March 2010 11:54 (fifteen years ago)

watched twice. laughed both times

― jaxon, Saturday, 13 March 2010 17:17 (fifteen years ago)

along same lines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSlA2yb-I4A

― am0n, Saturday, 13 March 2010 17:21 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD39tzmKAiU

― am0n, Saturday, 13 March 2010 22:35 (fifteen years ago)

John Bunnell YES!!!!! <3 him. I lost my shit when he turned up at the end of Bad Santa.

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Monday, 15 March 2010 12:07 (fifteen years ago)

I wonder if JB lurks around the same cemetery as Dennis Madalone.

― Fetchboy, Monday, 15 March 2010 13:12 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81_rmOTjobk

― shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 15 March 2010 16:50 (fifteen years ago)

but mostly sad?

― Joint Custody (ian), Monday, 15 March 2010 16:52 (fifteen years ago)

laughter, not tears

― shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 15 March 2010 16:54 (fifteen years ago)

old people crying is usually pretty bleak.

― Joint Custody (ian), Monday, 15 March 2010 16:57 (fifteen years ago)

he's a carpenter, ah shit

― shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 15 March 2010 16:59 (fifteen years ago)

i watched it again.. definitely laughter

― shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 15 March 2010 17:00 (fifteen years ago)

dude needs a ps3

― fuckin' (jeff), Monday, 15 March 2010 17:55 (fifteen years ago)

dudes, what if he just has a high voice like that?

― jaxon, Monday, 15 March 2010 18:02 (fifteen years ago)

basically yeah

― am0n, Monday, 15 March 2010 18:10 (fifteen years ago)

aww I also grew up with philly libraries and totally sympathize with that dude

― but actually it is impossible to have a penis on the body of a mermaid (dyao), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 00:22 (fifteen years ago)

must be some pretty fuckin awesome libraries!

― shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 01:26 (fifteen years ago)

just pretend it's a bike shop or health food store, you'll begin to see where dude is comin from.

― ian, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 01:40 (fifteen years ago)

;_;

― shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 01:57 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyR4Dlw8CUI

― am0n, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 03:13 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CovtFLZQY14

― hacksaw jim suggban (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 03:38 (fifteen years ago)

lollege

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 04:31 (fifteen years ago)

i wonder what white denim will think about white pants

― shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 11:36 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15KNZGcOS4s

― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 12:11 (fifteen years ago)

lol what the shit

― shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 12:16 (fifteen years ago)

ireland's flagship friday night light entertainment show.

somewhere along the celtic tiger journey we became germany, go figure.

― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 12:17 (fifteen years ago)

so not gonna happen

― but actually it is impossible to have a penis on the body of a mermaid (dyao), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 12:19 (fifteen years ago)

kept waiting for dude to go ass over teakettle down the stairs, no dice.

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 14:48 (fifteen years ago)

spoilerz

― fuckin' (jeff), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 16:07 (fifteen years ago)

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky9f75MvBn1qz4cuyo1_500.jpg

― am0n, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 16:54 (fifteen years ago)

le chat roulette

― hills like white people (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 22:04 (fifteen years ago)

cat roulette

― jaxon, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 22:45 (fifteen years ago)

o. i don't speak french. we made the same joke

― jaxon, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 22:47 (fifteen years ago)

this is the definitive crystal swing clip surely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAsUfWvIiXY

― jabba hands, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 00:43 (fifteen years ago)

is ireland a nation of dweebs or what

― harbl, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:04 (fifteen years ago)

crystal swing is really fucking disturbing

― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:06 (fifteen years ago)

dervla needs a solo deal pronto

― aarrissi-a-roni, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:26 (fifteen years ago)

is ireland a nation of dweebs or what

pleading the fifth tbh.

mother needs euthanizing imo.

― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:50 (fifteen years ago)

johnoshealegend
aw beat de holy jasus.. what a shambles 7 hours ago

mrpvd78
incestual inbreds! 7 hours ago

83SB83
I'll crystal swing my mickey at you 7 hours ago

― am0n, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 03:53 (fifteen years ago)

83SB83

― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 04:01 (fifteen years ago)

johnoshealegend
aw beat de holy jasus.. what a shambles 7 hours ago http://i41.tinypic.com/f0q4i9.jpg

― sleep, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 04:26 (fifteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8571798.stm

― am0n, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:35 (fifteen years ago)

Little boy's prayers answered

― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:38 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGTe3G_df_w

― jaxon, Thursday, 18 March 2010 23:28 (fifteen years ago)

more models should have to do obstacle courses
also: "she mad"

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 18 March 2010 23:34 (fifteen years ago)

is that a fashion show or a tomb raider level?

― snorgfaced germans (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 18 March 2010 23:35 (fifteen years ago)

jujubaby21 (2 hours ago) Show Hide
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Someone's obviously never been to Bowser's Castle...

― shite new answers (cutty), Friday, 19 March 2010 00:26 (fifteen years ago)

http://bigassmessage.com/3713ac3e2

― shite new answers (cutty), Friday, 19 March 2010 00:55 (fifteen years ago)

more like

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 19 March 2010 05:28 (fifteen years ago)

jujubaby21 (2 hours ago) Show Hide
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Someone's obviously never been to Bowser's Castle...

― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, March 18, 2010 8:26 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

VADwellingPlace (13 hours ago) Show Hide
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i'm sorry...but your dignity is in another castle!

― sleep, Friday, 19 March 2010 12:59 (fifteen years ago)

lol

― ☀☃ (am0n), Friday, 19 March 2010 15:09 (fifteen years ago)

America's Next Top Model 14 - Alexandra falls and gets hit by giant gong (pendulum)!!!

― ☀☃ (am0n), Friday, 19 March 2010 15:11 (fifteen years ago)

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=embed&hl=en&geocode=&q=&sll=50.823577,-0.133577&sspn=0.00122,0.002304&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=&layer=c&cbll=50.823577,-0.133578&panoid=bZ_zx1I3Jno2dGPdkkVZjg&cbp=12,212.95,,1,2.41&ll=50.823492,-0.133638&spn=0,359.98071&z

― jaxon, Friday, 19 March 2010 17:39 (fifteen years ago)

Is that a spring roll?!

― Fetchboy, Friday, 19 March 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)

omg

― queen frostine (Eric H.), Friday, 19 March 2010 19:12 (fifteen years ago)

http://i44.tinypic.com/vsi5w8.jpg

― ☀☃ (am0n), Friday, 19 March 2010 19:15 (fifteen years ago)

maybe its someone's finger

― ☀☃ (am0n), Friday, 19 March 2010 19:21 (fifteen years ago)

ha was just gonna say that. am0n is my brother from another m0ther!

― shite new answers (cutty), Friday, 19 March 2010 19:38 (fifteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b8/XD-smiley.png

― ☀☃ (am0n), Friday, 19 March 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)

i believe that is a "chip"

― goole, Friday, 19 March 2010 19:48 (fifteen years ago)

reminiscent
http://www.gridrepublic.org/joomla/components/com_mambowiki/images/e/eb/Seagull_steals_chips.gif

― harbl, Friday, 19 March 2010 20:03 (fifteen years ago)

when i see that gif i hear this sound effect when he grabs the bag
http://www.soundfxcenter.com/movie/cartoons/2bcd7c_cartoonrun.mp3

― ☀☃ (am0n), Friday, 19 March 2010 23:45 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Nathan-and-Bart-500x324.jpg

― sex xe (jeff), Saturday, 20 March 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

when i see that gif i hear yakety sax

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

― jed_, Saturday, 20 March 2010 21:54 (fifteen years ago)

when i hear yakety sax i think of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBu9nAOlRRE&feature=related

― everybody on ilx u have dandruff (Pillbox), Saturday, 20 March 2010 23:24 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OainzQ0Z1-0&feature=player_embedded

― jed_, Sunday, 21 March 2010 05:20 (fifteen years ago)

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8094/1269263072386.gif

― nakhchivan, Monday, 22 March 2010 14:13 (fifteen years ago)

wow

― aarrissi-a-roni, Monday, 22 March 2010 14:20 (fifteen years ago)

wonder what the story is there.

― forksclovetofu, Monday, 22 March 2010 14:56 (fifteen years ago)

pls 2 share

― Wat ho, goatee'd man? Thy skinnee jenes hath byrn'd my corneyas. (stevie), Monday, 22 March 2010 15:07 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ9rQgWousU

@ 0:52

― ☀☃ (am0n), Monday, 22 March 2010 15:20 (fifteen years ago)

wowgold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ_ylZURpZc

― ☀☃ (am0n), Monday, 22 March 2010 15:21 (fifteen years ago)

I love that chip thieving seagull lol

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Monday, 22 March 2010 16:00 (fifteen years ago)

wow

― aarrissi-a-roni, Monday, March 22, 2010 9:20 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wonder what the story is there.

― forksclovetofu, Monday, March 22, 2010 9:56 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Found a discussion here:
http://www.epicfail.com/2009/08/12/sanity-fail/

explatanion man says:
August 12, 2009 at 12:21 pm
This has happened on a Turkish television called Kanal D. So the whole thing is: The jumping man first says that he can levitate, and claims he has eyewitnesses. The host (woman) asks how he can do that and he says they were on a bus going to Kayseri. And then, the bald man cuts in and tries to give an example from i don’t know what (which is totally irrelevant itself) and there you have it. He fucking jumps screaming “ALLAH!” and miserably fails to fly. The host, unimpressed, says “Yes. Yes, Mr. Sabri (that’s the madman’s name) what are you doing?” and she and the bald man tell the crew to take Sabri off the show.

― jam master (jaymc), Monday, 22 March 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)

HA, that explanation plus the video is pretty priceless.
ALLAH!

― forksclovetofu, Monday, 22 March 2010 18:17 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, i thought no way the explanation would live up the visuals, but that is superb.

― aarrissi-a-roni, Monday, 22 March 2010 18:18 (fifteen years ago)

thanks jaymc

― nakhchivan, Monday, 22 March 2010 18:56 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdxZd78pjwM&feature=player_embedded

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 22 March 2010 20:28 (fifteen years ago)

Pretty sure that was on Final LOLution, but definitely worth a repost.

― Fetchboy, Monday, 22 March 2010 22:56 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRSdOTirjk

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 04:28 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h611G3z8IZU

― skogsturducken (am0n), Friday, 26 March 2010 17:32 (fifteen years ago)

okay does the jesus hates klingons sketch predate the KITH sketch where bruce defeats the devil?

and that burger fight video is brilliant.

― Wat ho, goatee'd man? Thy skinnee jenes hath byrn'd my corneyas. (stevie), Friday, 26 March 2010 17:47 (fifteen years ago)

god, the t-shirts in that place

you'd think the guy in the tapout shirt would have better ground game

― jeff, Friday, 26 March 2010 17:58 (fifteen years ago)

it's funny because i actually did think the guy was wrestling michael strahan at first

also, "i will beat you all over those french fries"

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 26 March 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)

big dude fucked up his hand by the look of it... did tapout bite him?

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 26 March 2010 18:24 (fifteen years ago)

also, "i will beat you all over those french fries"

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 26 March 2010 18:03 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah lol lol lol lol. when he got pantsed i think i may have wee'd a little i was laughing so much.

― he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Friday, 26 March 2010 18:30 (fifteen years ago)

"america. thats what its all about."

― skogsturducken (am0n), Friday, 26 March 2010 19:16 (fifteen years ago)

loooooooooool, fuck I should learn how to wrestle

― it is just like an unknown puzzle till the end of the world (dyao), Saturday, 27 March 2010 01:42 (fifteen years ago)

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs450.ash1/24772_10150158403645338_613180337_11610197_1331801_n.jpg

― skogsturducken (am0n), Saturday, 27 March 2010 15:34 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBViXkvIDCU

― scott seward, Saturday, 27 March 2010 18:58 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhJ7NmU6lJI

― skogsturducken (am0n), Sunday, 28 March 2010 17:44 (fifteen years ago)

uh, mazing

― jaxon, Sunday, 28 March 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

grace how sweet the sound, that saved a fetus like me

― alt-3, gold & silver (Lamp), Sunday, 28 March 2010 18:05 (fifteen years ago)

why can't obama just take 30 fucking minutes on TV to just lay out the health care plan in plain and simple terms and calmly explain to Fox viewers that that there's no death panels and no baby-killing and we can still choose our doctors and we're not all gonna wait in emergency room until we're skeletons.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 28 March 2010 18:13 (fifteen years ago)

like i think it's all misinformation that no one wants to calmly clear up

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 28 March 2010 18:14 (fifteen years ago)

whatever man the eyes in the pyramid and the shock troops with batons are here

― skogsturducken (am0n), Sunday, 28 March 2010 18:16 (fifteen years ago)

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, March 28, 2010 2:13 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

are you really asking this? he has. on like several different occasions. as have nancy pelosi, steny hoyer, harry reid, kathleen sebelius, joe biden, etc.

― max, Sunday, 28 March 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)

w/e man just another opportunity 4 the admin to try to indoctrinate us with subliminal msgs

― alt-3, gold & silver (Lamp), Sunday, 28 March 2010 18:24 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, max is right. They don't speak to Fox because they don't consider fox a news channel tho. and they're right.
GIVE ME MONEY TO KILL BABIES

― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 28 March 2010 22:49 (fifteen years ago)

shit is obama really 7 feet tall?? must be coz he's black

― it is just like an unknown puzzle till the end of the world (dyao), Sunday, 28 March 2010 23:39 (fifteen years ago)

I neeeed yourrrrrrr moneyyyyyy to killbabiesbyabortion.

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 29 March 2010 08:33 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/kdat4.gif

― iiiijjjj, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 04:07 (fifteen years ago)

that is linda blair creepy :|

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 04:12 (fifteen years ago)

no way! it's comically sped up, not creepily slowed down.

― iiiijjjj, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 04:14 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV-XA17Qq6I

― goole, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 13:45 (fifteen years ago)

oy jagger darragh

― Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 13:49 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mIyMRPV8kg

― Cary grant angry at tits (gnarly sceptre), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 19:15 (fifteen years ago)

― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 19:28 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html

― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Thursday, 1 April 2010 03:18 (fifteen years ago)

ahahaha

― nijolian dynamite (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 1 April 2010 03:22 (fifteen years ago)

oh shit!!!

― goole, Thursday, 1 April 2010 03:23 (fifteen years ago)

oh lol

― jabba hands, Thursday, 1 April 2010 03:25 (fifteen years ago)

ha, i was JUST thinking to myself "wait a minute, is this gonna" and then it did

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 1 April 2010 04:01 (fifteen years ago)

ha that was awesome

― here come the friday afternoon dick emoticons (latebloomer), Thursday, 1 April 2010 09:44 (fifteen years ago)

OLD

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:54 (fifteen years ago)

http://images.cafepress.com/product/188523369v1_240x240_Front.jpg

― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 16:30 (fifteen years ago)

"what are you looking at dicknose" is a shirt worn by "styles" in teen wolf

― full government name (cutty), Saturday, 3 April 2010 01:38 (fifteen years ago)

and dude in always sunny in philadelphia

― forksclovetofu, Saturday, 3 April 2010 04:42 (fifteen years ago)

you didnt just

― batlike darkwing cartoonduck (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 3 April 2010 05:25 (fifteen years ago)

and dog on internet

― jeff, Saturday, 3 April 2010 06:44 (fifteen years ago)

http://fourhorsementattoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/stileshalloffame.jpg

― full government name (cutty), Saturday, 3 April 2010 15:01 (fifteen years ago)

^^^ scene where stiles makes "teen wolf" sniff round his parents garage for his dad's weed

― full government name (cutty), Saturday, 3 April 2010 15:02 (fifteen years ago)

greasy mac pundit john gruber.. apparently he's known for wearing this shirt to speaking engagementz
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3660/3365210645_162a6ddaab.jpg

― Venus in Fursuit (Future_Perfect), Saturday, 3 April 2010 19:07 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.founditemclothing.com/t-shirts/dicknose.html

― jeff, Saturday, 3 April 2010 20:50 (fifteen years ago)

"What are you looking at Dicknose," is a truly stylish tee. It's not so much that it says, "What are you looking at Dicknose," but the way the shirt says it. The font is truly amazing 80's graphic design glory. I just love a good bubble font. And the conspicuous lack of a question mark is a syntactic mystery that reverberates through my mind like a Zen koan. As with many of these fonts, we've re-created it from scratch to bring you that true 80's feel. It's printed on a high quality, black American Apparel t-shirts.

― forksclovetofu, Saturday, 3 April 2010 22:09 (fifteen years ago)

the url for the website of the sydney morning herald

http://i44.tinypic.com/2j3663k.png

― jihad mane (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 April 2010 05:40 (fifteen years ago)

― jeff, Sunday, 4 April 2010 06:48 (fifteen years ago)

smh.@u

― aarrissi-a-roni, Sunday, 4 April 2010 12:33 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.themichaelsmith.com/
landing page cracked me up.

― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 4 April 2010 15:19 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ontRgrb4wNU&feature=player_embedded

officer's reaction after getting slapped is A+++ (happens around 0:35)

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, 5 April 2010 16:57 (fifteen years ago)

the url for the website of the sydney morning herald

For a really long time, every time I saw "smh" on ILX, I read it as "Sydney Morning Herald" just b/c I've been to that website a lot for work.

― jam master (jaymc), Monday, 5 April 2010 17:01 (fifteen years ago)

Yino19
what a pussy police ahhhhh
and that bitch dont know how to speak english
damnnn hk is fuck up

― jeff, Monday, 5 April 2010 17:12 (fifteen years ago)

dude did the cop really get in an ambulance because of that slap?

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 5 April 2010 21:26 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkqAErSitJM&feature=player_embedded#

i lol'd

― drink more beer and the doctor is a heghog (gbx), Monday, 5 April 2010 21:32 (fifteen years ago)

kid would get his ass kicked in nyc

― forksclovetofu, Monday, 5 April 2010 22:33 (fifteen years ago)

matt the news reporter said the cop was taken to the hosptial lol

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 01:46 (fifteen years ago)

ok how did I not vote for baseball in that twee-est US sports poll

― uh is that miseplled? (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 01:48 (fifteen years ago)

also XD at that cop

― uh is that miseplled? (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 01:51 (fifteen years ago)

matt the news reporter said the cop was taken to the hosptial lol

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, April 5, 2010 9:46 PM

i guess its possible she clapped him hard on the ear and fucked it up? still lol

― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 02:39 (fifteen years ago)

I think he just wanted some paid leave for getting hurt on the job

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 02:45 (fifteen years ago)

I guess this is what happens when you have one of the world's lowest homicide rates.

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 21:28 (fifteen years ago)

weekend at berghain

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8604663.stm

― lord byron stingily (r1o natsume), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 23:05 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAl28d6tbko

― Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 20:27 (fifteen years ago)

i cried sadness tears

― goon with the wind (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 21:07 (fifteen years ago)

whenever i see a youtube link in this thread longer that 30 seconds, I cry sadness tears

― pencil island (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 21:20 (fifteen years ago)

whenever i see a youtube link in this thread longer that 30 seconds, I cry sadness tears

QFT

― drink more beer and the doctor is a heghog (gbx), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 22:15 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvvmiAbPBss&feature=player_embedded

― goon with the wind (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 22:20 (fifteen years ago)

Charles Hamilton High School

― pencil island (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 22:26 (fifteen years ago)

i hope kelsey's ok

― Tom doesn't sleep.. Tom Waits. (Future_Perfect), Thursday, 8 April 2010 00:09 (fifteen years ago)

kelsey looks like a motherfucker with some dark bruises

― Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 April 2010 00:22 (fifteen years ago)

well played

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 8 April 2010 00:23 (fifteen years ago)

women can't play sports

― full government name (cutty), Thursday, 8 April 2010 01:15 (fifteen years ago)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PnT6fOkhWyg/S7X6B4fwG3I/AAAAAAAACsA/PBfHh51b7yc/s640/3347823724_10c1c833ba_b.jpg

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 8 April 2010 01:24 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs&feature=player_embedded

― latebloomer, Thursday, 8 April 2010 02:22 (fifteen years ago)

FUCKING MAGNETS, HOW THEY WORK?

Palin/Dope '12

― he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 8 April 2010 06:49 (fifteen years ago)

And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed

― circa1916, Thursday, 8 April 2010 07:02 (fifteen years ago)

lol

― full government name (cutty), Thursday, 8 April 2010 11:58 (fifteen years ago)

"I fed a fish to a pelican in Frisco bay"

― ampersand (remy bean), Thursday, 8 April 2010 12:30 (fifteen years ago)

how did icp make it through like 15 years of internet without having their every move deconstructed by hipsters

― pencil island (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 8 April 2010 12:37 (fifteen years ago)

http://rlv.zcache.com/puppy_juggalo_cloths_dog_shirt-p155529126074151689228yy_400.jpg

something something something pitchfork joke something dark carnival juggalo 4 lyfe

― he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 8 April 2010 13:49 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoQ4ZuiSh8A

― joygoat, Thursday, 8 April 2010 14:34 (fifteen years ago)

aerobic pop

― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Thursday, 8 April 2010 14:48 (fifteen years ago)

no wonder alan's married to her
http://www.internationalheralddailynews.org/a692_0.jpg

and robin's married to her
http://content.complex.com/assets/galleries/5528/big_paula-patton-1.jpg

― jaxon, Thursday, 8 April 2010 15:29 (fifteen years ago)

thicke but you know it

― pencil island (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 8 April 2010 15:37 (fifteen years ago)

lollin @ ICP

― not all good, not all right: the rest is just sounds (gbx), Thursday, 8 April 2010 16:07 (fifteen years ago)

http://i39.tinypic.com/qn4spw.jpg

― sleep, Thursday, 8 April 2010 16:21 (fifteen years ago)

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h308/deedtrees/neogaf/icp.gif

― sleep, Thursday, 8 April 2010 16:22 (fifteen years ago)

haha

― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Thursday, 8 April 2010 16:33 (fifteen years ago)

ahahaha

― not all good, not all right: the rest is just sounds (gbx), Thursday, 8 April 2010 16:35 (fifteen years ago)

recognise miracles?
miracles

― "I DONT WANT HOUSE CHICKEN I WANT THIS PLACE CHICKEN!" (stevie), Thursday, 8 April 2010 17:37 (fifteen years ago)

game recognize miracles

― i'm 84 cars seesawing with demi moore (m bison), Thursday, 8 April 2010 17:47 (fifteen years ago)

OK holy shit that ICP video. I can't wait for them to inevitably have a megachurch, a series of bestselling self-help books and are the featured speaker at Bristol Palin's inauguration.

― joygoat, Thursday, 8 April 2010 19:28 (fifteen years ago)

SatanicJuggalo17 @EndlessTurtles Ya like totally girlfriend! Aw don't worry, I'll cut your grass! oh..but you don't have a lawn.. ); Are you poor? I can lend you a dollar or two, that should be enough to by a food can.:))) By the way Girl! I also have a question, did you take any science classes on how Humans were made? I just wanted to make sure because I didn't want to call you a high school drop out. That'd be mean! And of course I have a family! Thats why I call them mommy and daddy.;))

― latebloomer, Friday, 9 April 2010 03:04 (fifteen years ago)

By the way Girl!

― goon with the wind (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 April 2010 03:05 (fifteen years ago)

i'm deeply disappointed no one's taken "magic everywhere in this bitch" or "FUCKING MAGNETS... HOW DO THEY WORK?" as a username yet

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 9 April 2010 03:10 (fifteen years ago)

happy?

― fuckin' rainbows! (latebloomer), Friday, 9 April 2010 03:11 (fifteen years ago)

― fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao)

― goon with the wind (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 April 2010 03:16 (fifteen years ago)

ah, well

― fuckin' rainbows! (latebloomer), Friday, 9 April 2010 05:31 (fifteen years ago)

it's okay this town is big enough for two

― fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Friday, 9 April 2010 05:34 (fifteen years ago)

http://home.comcast.net/%7Etlapay/fly.gif

― fuckin' rainbows! (latebloomer), Friday, 9 April 2010 05:43 (fifteen years ago)

also can i just

http://i40.tinypic.com/2i8bvxw.png

― fuckin' rainbows! (latebloomer), Friday, 9 April 2010 05:44 (fifteen years ago)

fuck I thought those were fingers upon my first viewing

― fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Friday, 9 April 2010 05:48 (fifteen years ago)

I am more and more convinced that this was a v savvy marketing move by ICP, to get memed by hipsters

― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Friday, 9 April 2010 09:38 (fifteen years ago)

http://i39.tinypic.com/24q3b5f.jpg

― etrian odysseus (cozen), Friday, 9 April 2010 16:10 (fifteen years ago)

whadda ham

― fuckin' rainbows! (latebloomer), Friday, 9 April 2010 16:24 (fifteen years ago)

flipster puppies

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 9 April 2010 16:30 (fifteen years ago)

haaaa

― fuckin' rainbows! (latebloomer), Friday, 9 April 2010 16:35 (fifteen years ago)

yours for the taking, bro

― fuckin' rainbows! (latebloomer), Friday, 9 April 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBOV8WzH-oY

― full government name (cutty), Friday, 9 April 2010 18:19 (fifteen years ago)

wkiw

― jeff, Friday, 9 April 2010 18:22 (fifteen years ago)

<3 that dude

― jaxon, Friday, 9 April 2010 18:23 (fifteen years ago)

i hate birds....

― jaxon, Friday, 9 April 2010 18:23 (fifteen years ago)

i hate when people get me a card for my birthday that sings to me.

because that shit

is not cute.

― max, Friday, 9 April 2010 18:23 (fifteen years ago)

that guy is fukkin awesome

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 9 April 2010 19:20 (fifteen years ago)

<3 that dude

― fuckin' rainbows! (latebloomer), Friday, 9 April 2010 19:22 (fifteen years ago)

haha, he goes to my school apparently -- i should track him down and talk to him

― J0rdan S., Friday, 9 April 2010 19:23 (fifteen years ago)

so much truth in one youtube

― fuckin' rainbows! (latebloomer), Friday, 9 April 2010 19:23 (fifteen years ago)

Fastest "subscribe" of all time.

― queen frostine (Eric H.), Friday, 9 April 2010 20:09 (fifteen years ago)

i hate fuckin' birds

― Tom doesn't sleep.. Tom Waits. (Future_Perfect), Friday, 9 April 2010 21:12 (fifteen years ago)

srs question, that's obviously quite a good example of the list diatribe
and those things are pretty common
but what is especially endearing about that particular one?

― nakhchivan, Friday, 9 April 2010 21:37 (fifteen years ago)

so stop clapping ur not in fucking broadway

― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 9 April 2010 21:46 (fifteen years ago)

because someone posted it here and i watched it? xpost

― Tom doesn't sleep.. Tom Waits. (Future_Perfect), Friday, 9 April 2010 21:47 (fifteen years ago)

he is funny and charismatic

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 9 April 2010 21:49 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbTf0aW3vSI

also lol

― he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Friday, 9 April 2010 21:58 (fifteen years ago)

i've gotta go find this guy

― J0rdan S., Friday, 9 April 2010 22:01 (fifteen years ago)

can totally see him getting a tv show

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 9 April 2010 22:02 (fifteen years ago)

GF: "Is he gay?"

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 9 April 2010 22:02 (fifteen years ago)

omg he reminds me of my gay boss

― harbl, Friday, 9 April 2010 22:07 (fifteen years ago)

his diatribe against birds and animal nuts is classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fozE1xdsorY&feature=channel

― fuckin' rainbows! (latebloomer), Saturday, 10 April 2010 04:54 (fifteen years ago)

what are the posters on his wall? hangover, ? his head's in the way, jonas bros, avatar, j o?

― jaxon, Saturday, 10 April 2010 05:17 (fifteen years ago)

Joker from Dark Knight I think

― fuckin' rainbows! (latebloomer), Saturday, 10 April 2010 05:32 (fifteen years ago)

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs22/300W/f/2008/027/1/7/Joker___Why_So_Serious_by_kilroyart.jpg

― fuckin' rainbows! (latebloomer), Saturday, 10 April 2010 05:34 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wmTv2nqTHo

so ridic and hillarious

― jaxon, Sunday, 11 April 2010 22:31 (fifteen years ago)

can't watch the preview after reading the wiki article.

― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 11 April 2010 23:28 (fifteen years ago)

pussy

― full government name (cutty), Monday, 12 April 2010 02:08 (fifteen years ago)

alt. title: "bum sniff deviants"

― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Monday, 12 April 2010 03:23 (fifteen years ago)

if wanting to watch footage of three people sewn ass to mouth makes me a pussy then MIAOW

― forksclovetofu, Monday, 12 April 2010 03:40 (fifteen years ago)

no spoilers

― estela artois (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 03:42 (fifteen years ago)

"100% Medically Accurate"

― "I DONT WANT HOUSE CHICKEN I WANT THIS PLACE CHICKEN!" (stevie), Monday, 12 April 2010 07:54 (fifteen years ago)

it's just a little human caterpillar

― full government name (cutty), Monday, 12 April 2010 11:16 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/6136745

― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:55 (fifteen years ago)

he has absolutely no idea what any of the lyrics are

― jaxon, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:07 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3_pnuZhpIg

― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 15:39 (fifteen years ago)

psst: game-related lolz of some fashion

― full government name (cutty), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 15:47 (fifteen years ago)

i can't read that board

― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 16:02 (fifteen years ago)

lol @ N64 dude

― fuckin' lame, bros (latebloomer), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 16:08 (fifteen years ago)

LMFAO @ "kickin' it out there with DK?"

― dipster purpies (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSI0YjPFPoo

― jaxon, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 23:32 (fifteen years ago)

crystal swing is really fucking disturbing

― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:06 (3 weeks ago) Bookmark

so these guys were on ellen degeneres chat show? wtf america

― Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 23:48 (fifteen years ago)

i think she was the one who broke them to america

― full government name (cutty), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 23:49 (fifteen years ago)

lol @ best cry ever

― full government name (cutty), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 23:51 (fifteen years ago)

what in the world is going on there

― Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 23:53 (fifteen years ago)

haha best cry ever is the ending to some movie...can't remember tho

― fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 00:27 (fifteen years ago)

intervention

― jeff, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 01:13 (fifteen years ago)

Everything about the best cry ever vid is great.

― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 10:05 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt-OY-MzG-I

― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 15:40 (fifteen years ago)

loooooooll

― etrian odysseus (cozen), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 18:46 (fifteen years ago)

omg fuse...woah

"mario zeldastein" got fired for stealing stuff btw

― fischer-price my first chukkas (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 20:27 (fifteen years ago)

crystal swing r like very bottom of the list of things i am ashamed abt this country. also, they are not v. atypical of the showband revival thing and their voices aren't bad or anything.

― plax (ico), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 21:00 (fifteen years ago)

"mario zeldastein" got fired for stealing stuff btw

lol

― fuckin' lame, bros (latebloomer), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 21:05 (fifteen years ago)

still find old JRPG cases in our library that are shelved and filed but missing the actual game disc and i'm all "CURSE YOU MARIO ZELDASTEIN!" *shakes fist to the sky*

― fischer-price my first chukkas (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 21:13 (fifteen years ago)

m@tt u got any good stories about knockin boots w/ jacy to crystal method

― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 21:16 (fifteen years ago)

did m@tt actually start talking about working at fuse show somewhere or did he just jump into inside knowledge of mario zeldastein w/o warning?

― dipster purpies (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 21:22 (fifteen years ago)

(whiney sorry i work at g@me 1nform3r and i was an intern when they did appearances on that corny fuse show, "mario zeldastein" was a dude that worked there at the time)

i didn't ever meet the fuse ppl the gi segment were just taped remotely, i remember them happening when i was an intern, i guess i thought ppl knew where i worked and shit

anyway.

― fischer-price my first chukkas (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 21:36 (fifteen years ago)

pretty sure i had a gf who had jacy's shirt there

― goole, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 21:41 (fifteen years ago)

wouldn't it be rad if the guy's actual name was "mario zeldastein"

― fuckin' lame, bros (latebloomer), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 21:46 (fifteen years ago)

scare quotes and all

― fuckin' lame, bros (latebloomer), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 21:46 (fifteen years ago)

i mean, no wonder he was a thief

― fuckin' lame, bros (latebloomer), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 21:50 (fifteen years ago)

maybe i've said too much...

― fischer-price my first chukkas (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 21:51 (fifteen years ago)

so was there another dude names "wario zeldastein" there who was like really cool and baked cupcakes for everyone all the time?

― dipster purpies (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 21:55 (fifteen years ago)

no but waluigi zeldastein made a great bundt cake, dude kept getting lost all the time though

― fischer-price my first chukkas (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 22:01 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=SGtaix7zszE

― full government name (cutty), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 22:08 (fifteen years ago)

SHE'S A GODDAMN LOL CAT, SHE IS!

― fuckin' lame, bros (latebloomer), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 22:16 (fifteen years ago)

don't know if these were posted anywhere... tim & eric haters stay away:

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=LCl5uyn5K7k

― full government name (cutty), Thursday, 15 April 2010 01:47 (fifteen years ago)

they're pretty good as far as corporate commercials go

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 15 April 2010 01:48 (fifteen years ago)

http://media.digikey.com/photos/United%20Chemi-Con%20Photos/SMH%20SERIES%2025H,25.4D.jpg

― someone knows about persian cats (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 April 2010 01:49 (fifteen years ago)

i've never seen their show but i do wonder why their other work always comes down to LOOK IT'S A CRAZY BLACK PERSON, but i guess that's a topic for another thread

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 15 April 2010 01:51 (fifteen years ago)

no no it always seems to work out when we talk about race and humor on noise board

― max, Thursday, 15 April 2010 02:37 (fifteen years ago)

ah yes, tim and eric are the first people to cast terry crews as a crazy black person

how about you stfu

― full government name (cutty), Thursday, 15 April 2010 02:51 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=pQhLLCUgFIg

― full government name (cutty), Thursday, 15 April 2010 02:52 (fifteen years ago)

but i do wonder why their other work always comes down to LOOK IT'S A CRAZY BLACK PERSON, but i guess that's a topic for another thread
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, April 14, 2010 9:51 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i've been saying this on ilx for like two years, so it's good to have an ally

― someone knows about persian cats (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 April 2010 02:57 (fifteen years ago)

there are plenty of crazy white people on T&EASGB

also this is sick:

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=toG4bHjPLEU

― full government name (cutty), Thursday, 15 April 2010 02:58 (fifteen years ago)

thanks jordan for making whiney put on his fucking racism hat

― full government name (cutty), Thursday, 15 April 2010 02:59 (fifteen years ago)

it's my second favorite of whiney's hats

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:04 (fifteen years ago)

http://rlv.zcache.com/no_racism_hat-p148975885109101054tdto_210.jpg

― someone knows about persian cats (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:04 (fifteen years ago)

wasn't it cutty who was talkin in a yes-dickish way about beard fight?

― someone knows about persian cats (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:05 (fifteen years ago)

when i get all ethan i write in all lowercase i aint bullshittin

― someone knows about persian cats (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:05 (fifteen years ago)

what type and frequency of black ppl should tim and eric be casting?

1) more crazy black ppl
2) less crazy black ppl
3) more black ppl, but less crazy
4) more black ppl, and crazier
5) less black ppl, and less crazy
6) less black ppl, but crazier
7) tim and eric should continue casting exactly as many black ppl as they have been, and at the exact same degree of craziness as past black ppl have been

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:05 (fifteen years ago)

i posted the beard fight, but was never talking in a yes-dickish way about it

― full government name (cutty), Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:08 (fifteen years ago)

but it's nice you want to bring all that back up

― full government name (cutty), Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:08 (fifteen years ago)

actually i guess options 1 and 2 are pretty much redundant given options 4 and 5 huh

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:08 (fifteen years ago)

really not going to get into the merits of this argument here, but TERRY CREWS IS ONE FUCKING CRAZY BLACK MAN!! LOL!

― full government name (cutty), Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:11 (fifteen years ago)

so weird he keeps getting cast in crazy black man roles...

― full government name (cutty), Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:11 (fifteen years ago)

whiney u should talk to his agent, make sure to wear the racism hat

― full government name (cutty), Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:11 (fifteen years ago)

you could stop things like this before they happen:

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=FWstyHN4Iy4

― full government name (cutty), Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:13 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=Gnve-2iyRgM

― full government name (cutty), Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:14 (fifteen years ago)

really not going to get into the merits of this argument here but OLD SPICE ODER BLOCKING BODY WASH KABOOOOM

― someone knows about persian cats (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:25 (fifteen years ago)

but you're right it does say more about terry crews choosing to make money than tim and eric being prenaturally drawn to casting black people acting crazy in everything they do, you have shown me the error of my ways

― someone knows about persian cats (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:26 (fifteen years ago)

tim and eric didn't create terry crews, racism did

― full government name (cutty), Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:27 (fifteen years ago)

BUILDING KICK!

― full government name (cutty), Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:27 (fifteen years ago)

still feel like we havent gotten to the heart of this issue

― max, Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:28 (fifteen years ago)

that won't happen until HI DERE shows up and bans me

― full government name (cutty), Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:28 (fifteen years ago)

I haven't seen any recent Tim and Eric, but LOL CRAZY BLACK PERSON never occurred to me as a regular "thing" they do. I mean, LOL CRAZY PERSON, yeah, but they don't seem to be disproportionately black. Seems like they're into making jokes about corny white people more than anything.

― circa1916, Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:48 (fifteen years ago)

cutty u should've posted it in ilx's "safe space" for tim & eric discussion: Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job - Christ Almighty this show is funny.

― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Thursday, 15 April 2010 04:35 (fifteen years ago)

guys the real problem is that those old spice kablammo skits just aren't funny

― fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Thursday, 15 April 2010 13:21 (fifteen years ago)

yeah the other old spice ads with the horse are funnier

― max, Thursday, 15 April 2010 13:23 (fifteen years ago)

also when you think about it you are being reverse racists because you're not letting black people be funny

~think about it~

― █▓▒░ 97 people sleep immediately after seeing this video ░▒▓█ (dyao), Thursday, 15 April 2010 13:24 (fifteen years ago)

yeah the other old spice ads with the horse are funnier

why? because there's a black guy on a horse?

― cutty, Thursday, 15 April 2010 14:53 (fifteen years ago)

i've never used old spice i do wonder why their advertisements always come down to LOOK IT'S A CRAZY BLACK PERSON, but i guess that's a topic for another thread

― cutty, Thursday, 15 April 2010 14:53 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcA3MmV6Ymk

― Jesse James Woods (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 April 2010 14:54 (fifteen years ago)

i don't think the black dude on a horse is acting crazy at all, cutty

― darwin deej (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 April 2010 15:14 (fifteen years ago)

please

― cutty, Thursday, 15 April 2010 15:16 (fifteen years ago)

stfu

― cutty, Thursday, 15 April 2010 15:16 (fifteen years ago)

To recap: j0rdan agrees with me and 0 people agree with u

― darwin deej (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 April 2010 15:20 (fifteen years ago)

― circa1916, Wednesday, April 14, 2010 11:48 PM (Yesterday)

― cutty, Thursday, 15 April 2010 15:23 (fifteen years ago)

also when you think about it you are being reverse racists because you're not letting black people be funny

~think about it~

― █▓▒░ 97 people sleep immediately after seeing this video ░▒▓█ (dyao), Thursday, April 15, 2010 9:24 AM (1 hour ago)

― cutty, Thursday, 15 April 2010 15:24 (fifteen years ago)

is there anything remotely race-related about the macho man randy savage slim jim commercials? then why does RACE HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE FUCKING OLD SPICE COMMERCIALS? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN?

― cutty, Thursday, 15 April 2010 15:25 (fifteen years ago)

I believe all of this was covered more tactfully and more funnily on 30 rock

damage control over, can we get back to damage contrLOLz

― █▓▒░ 97 people sleep immediately after seeing this video ░▒▓█ (dyao), Thursday, 15 April 2010 15:25 (fifteen years ago)

i think dyao is making fun of you, not defending you. but i'll get back to lols if u will

― darwin deej (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 April 2010 15:29 (fifteen years ago)

hey whiney keep my name out of your mouth

― █▓▒░ 97 people sleep immediately after seeing this video ░▒▓█ (dyao), Thursday, 15 April 2010 15:30 (fifteen years ago)

LOL jk I've just always wanted to say that to someone I didn't mean it

― █▓▒░ 97 people sleep immediately after seeing this video ░▒▓█ (dyao), Thursday, 15 April 2010 15:31 (fifteen years ago)

no no it always seems to work out when we talk about race and humor on noise board

― max, Thursday, 15 April 2010 02:37 (12 hours ago)

― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Thursday, 15 April 2010 15:33 (fifteen years ago)

chinese ppl are the most disgusting savages in all the world imo

― cutty, Thursday, 15 April 2010 15:35 (fifteen years ago)

that dubliners thing is brilliant!

― p-dog, Thursday, 15 April 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)

http://i49.tinypic.com/2ui9ox1.gif

― etrian odysseus (cozen), Thursday, 15 April 2010 16:33 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.break.com/index/hillybilly-on-riding-mower-tasered.html

― etrian odysseus (cozen), Thursday, 15 April 2010 17:07 (fifteen years ago)

love the arsenio gif

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 15 April 2010 17:48 (fifteen years ago)

crazy black dude

― dazzle shjips (Future_Perfect), Thursday, 15 April 2010 18:08 (fifteen years ago)

this is the worst lol thread in noize history

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 15 April 2010 18:11 (fifteen years ago)

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/l/7/bush_chimp.jpg

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 15 April 2010 18:14 (fifteen years ago)

fuck bush

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 15 April 2010 18:14 (fifteen years ago)

you all are not appreciating the OCTOPUS JIG enough.

― wmlynch, Friday, 16 April 2010 01:20 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vMKN1tYknE

― jaxon, Friday, 16 April 2010 17:07 (fifteen years ago)

awesome

― lesley gorguts (latebloomer), Friday, 16 April 2010 17:40 (fifteen years ago)

that's the same movie with the head smash daily show video

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Jm_lTXPoEHQ/SSChsBy4III/AAAAAAAAAaQ/GakK_IfYaDs/s400/Riki-Oh3.png

― human centipeedi peedi (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 16 April 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)

its kinda sad that it's two separate memes now instead of just "you should netflix this movie"

― human centipeedi peedi (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 16 April 2010 17:54 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OStX_wrWGg

― jaxon, Friday, 16 April 2010 18:17 (fifteen years ago)

gooses are such chodes

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 16 April 2010 18:25 (fifteen years ago)

he was probably near a nest or something

― lesley gorguts (latebloomer), Friday, 16 April 2010 18:38 (fifteen years ago)

it's true tho, geese are total assholes

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 16 April 2010 22:37 (fifteen years ago)

man fuck that goose

― human centipeedi peedi (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 16 April 2010 22:47 (fifteen years ago)

that goose is a stone cold g

― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Friday, 16 April 2010 23:06 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOw12oUzYYA

― forksclovetofu, Saturday, 17 April 2010 00:49 (fifteen years ago)

that is the most hardbody goose in all of the world

― an actual jerk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 17 April 2010 03:12 (fifteen years ago)

no boxxy no cred

― human centipeedi peedi (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 17 April 2010 06:48 (fifteen years ago)

thank you dlisted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q--4qhKgK7U

― who's always getting head from the commissioner (Eric H.), Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:03 (fifteen years ago)

http://forums.allaboutjazz.com/images/smilies/barf.gif

― am0n, Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:29 (fifteen years ago)

lol alan thicke

― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:36 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YpZnVCiMiU

― babbylon falling (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 19 April 2010 05:03 (fifteen years ago)

reminds me of drake

― forksclovetofu, Monday, 19 April 2010 13:43 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyKFKdAREcE

― Fetchboy, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 11:08 (fifteen years ago)

thank you for reminding me about parry gripp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2fwHjLvvk4

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 13:26 (fifteen years ago)

lol parry gripp

― cutty, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 13:39 (fifteen years ago)

glad to see he's kept on keeping on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXikTvA5p9c

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 14:35 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57zsMfuTk1U

― cutty, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 14:59 (fifteen years ago)

And those are the noises it will make when it does to you what it was obviously invented to do.

― who's always getting head from the commissioner (Eric H.), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 15:15 (fifteen years ago)

sing ke$ha songs?

― █▓▒░ 97 people sleep immediately after seeing this video ░▒▓█ (dyao), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 15:16 (fifteen years ago)

that guy's gonna be a popular poster around here

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 17:18 (fifteen years ago)

run that dude thru autotune

― am0n, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=canHzCiWoKI

― am0n, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 17:34 (fifteen years ago)

lol uncanny tralala

― cutty, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 17:36 (fifteen years ago)

I want that to be my alarm clock and wake up in terror every morning

― joygoat, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 17:39 (fifteen years ago)

wake up in lols every morning

― am0n, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GrdEvnUF2k

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 21:28 (fifteen years ago)

I love this guy

― tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 21:34 (fifteen years ago)

seriously give this guy a show already

― The Holy Seefeel (latebloomer), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 22:29 (fifteen years ago)

pretty great imo

― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 22:30 (fifteen years ago)

"unh another brother lost"

― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 02:41 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rmWnwtps6I&feature=related

― ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (cozen), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 14:46 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDNciukuO3E

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 16:51 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96iUmvQheaw

― jaxon, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 23:31 (fifteen years ago)

not sure if lolz or o_0, but that thread's closed

― jaxon, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 23:36 (fifteen years ago)

Marmoset Knock you Out has had me in stitches multiple times today. :D

― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Thursday, 22 April 2010 02:10 (fifteen years ago)

basically made my day!

― The Holy Seefeel (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 April 2010 02:15 (fifteen years ago)

I wanna do somethin' ANCIENT to ya

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 22 April 2010 03:52 (fifteen years ago)

I literally do not have enough face to palm.

― HI DERE, Friday, April 23, 2010 2:49 PM

― am0n, Friday, 23 April 2010 19:09 (fifteen years ago)

probably should not follow proposal with "oh man you should have seen all the hilarious jokes i made about your ring being up the dogs ass"

― Q: What's brown and Sticky? A: The insect that lives in your stomach (jjjusten)

― forksclovetofu, Saturday, 24 April 2010 03:03 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.exmouthherald.co.uk/exmouthherald/news/story.aspx?brand=EXJOnline&category=news&tBrand=devon24&tCategory=newsexh&itemid=DEED22%20Apr%202010%2013%3A17%3A50%3A737

― The Holy Seefeel (latebloomer), Saturday, 24 April 2010 07:00 (fifteen years ago)

A BUDLEIGH Salterton man claims he heard 'aliens giggling' and saw unexplained lights as he walked past Bear Lane.

Alien sceptic Phil Hooton, of Shortwood Close, reported the sighting earlier this month as he walked home from the Dog and Donkey pub at Knowle.

Mr Hooton, who said he 'rarely' drinks, said the encounter had left him more open minded to alien life.

He said the 'strange' lights disappeared when he tried to approach them.

Mr Hooton said: "I was leaving the Dog and Donkey with my dog Dixie after a lemonade, or two.

"Walking past Bear Lane I saw some strange lights which at first I thought was a police car.

"I cautiously approached the lights and in the blink of an eye the lights went off and all I could hear were aliens giggling.

― The Holy Seefeel (latebloomer), Saturday, 24 April 2010 07:00 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_rE0RzrFY8#t-14

― jaxon, Sunday, 25 April 2010 01:01 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=mwVrKwNyl18

― kill whiney (cutty), Sunday, 25 April 2010 01:53 (fifteen years ago)

are we gonna get in trouble for laughing at crazy black people?

― jaxon, Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:05 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKVO8dJH0LQ

― dyªº (dyao), Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:06 (fifteen years ago)

are we gonna get in trouble for laughing at crazy black people?

i wasn't gonna bring it up...

― kill whiney (cutty), Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:11 (fifteen years ago)

omg, lolling at vibrato mascara chick

― jaxon, Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:44 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=mwVrKwNyl18

― kill whiney (cutty), Saturday, April 24, 2010 9:53 PM

*dies*

― am0n, Sunday, 25 April 2010 02:56 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.samgentle.com/irishcripwalk.html

― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Sunday, 25 April 2010 23:25 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1zRaPOzclI&feature=player_embedded

― excitation needed (latebloomer), Monday, 26 April 2010 05:32 (fifteen years ago)

kids are too internet saavy these days.

― ian, Monday, 26 April 2010 06:04 (fifteen years ago)

i don't think that's a kid

― went ham in a bad way (stevie), Monday, 26 April 2010 07:35 (fifteen years ago)

kids are too old these days

― who's always getting head from the commissioner (Eric H.), Monday, 26 April 2010 10:18 (fifteen years ago)

already linked to this on video game lolz but it's worth sharing here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYbAWZ8yPks&feature=player_embedded#!

― excitation needed (latebloomer), Monday, 26 April 2010 18:39 (fifteen years ago)

thats not really how trailers work

― eyes without afaik (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 26 April 2010 19:14 (fifteen years ago)

http://jerksinyourarea.com/2010/04/the-secret-saved-my-life/

takes a while to get goin

― ⚡ You vike this. (dyao), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 00:17 (fifteen years ago)

site's got quality

http://jerksinyourarea.com/2009/10/is-my-son-having-sex-63-meadowbrook/

― eyes without afaik (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 00:20 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFKqr5GhcxQ

― ⚡ You vike this. (dyao), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 00:44 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08xQLGWTSag

― ⚡ You vike this. (dyao), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 00:46 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/zr3bL.jpg

― iiiijjjj, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 04:36 (fifteen years ago)

lol

― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 04:38 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFSvkIMN89Y

― second toughest in the internets (another al3x), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 05:06 (fifteen years ago)

The New Mascot for the Class AA Northwest Arkansas Naturals

― iiiijjjj, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 05:21 (fifteen years ago)

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/152941-1/Stair_sledding.gif

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 14:51 (fifteen years ago)

but this guy, though

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/152819-1/Shoe_sliding_stairs.gif

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 14:57 (fifteen years ago)

http://wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesizer/content.php?theme=2&music=5&url=www.ilxor.com/ILX/NewAnswersControllerServlet?boardid=67

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 15:51 (fifteen years ago)

styles for miles

― jaxon, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 15:54 (fifteen years ago)

clearly a put-on, but kinda fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv2cNrI-5ug

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 16:08 (fifteen years ago)

<3 <3 <3 tim and eric

― jeff, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 17:08 (fifteen years ago)

what an unconventional and therefore humorous musical performance

― iiiijjjj, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 17:10 (fifteen years ago)

lol jeff

― kill whiney (cutty), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 17:14 (fifteen years ago)

he touchsch me

― kill whiney (cutty), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 17:15 (fifteen years ago)

you liked that silly video, did ya cutty? ;)

― iiiijjjj, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 17:21 (fifteen years ago)

it touchsched me

― kill whiney (cutty), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 17:59 (fifteen years ago)

the john jacob niles of nigeria

― Shakey Ja Mocha (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 20:29 (fifteen years ago)

http://safariclubusa.net/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/Gigantopithecus.7834526_std.jpg

― am0n, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 21:24 (fifteen years ago)

2 Girls 1 Cup Analysis Using Medians from Paul Shen on Vimeo.

― i never promised you a whinegarten (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 April 2010 04:13 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-12-most-outrageous-insane-clown-posse-lyrics

― jaxon, Thursday, 29 April 2010 17:25 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1RaEXhy5Wc

― in movie 2001 resurrect thread on planet jupiter (Pillbox), Thursday, 29 April 2010 18:31 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zgC14DUxX0

― catty (jeff), Friday, 30 April 2010 07:45 (fifteen years ago)

missed the lols on that one

― Wir fahren fahren fahren auf der Autoban (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 30 April 2010 08:52 (fifteen years ago)

i think the 'joek' is because larry's first response to that traumatic story is "what did he do with the food" but tbh the story's too traumatic to lol

― went ham in a bad way (stevie), Friday, 30 April 2010 09:00 (fifteen years ago)

I was expecting more larry king questions because they do always make me lol, dude is cold as ice

― Wir fahren fahren fahren auf der Autoban (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 30 April 2010 09:08 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK6qcvrF-4I

Pinochet one is my favorite

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 30 April 2010 10:21 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHD_NH8OUGY

― am0n, Friday, 30 April 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)

A+

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 30 April 2010 18:39 (fifteen years ago)

crying

― goole, Friday, 30 April 2010 18:59 (fifteen years ago)

from jon's blog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM4eJ38S7Hw

― jaxon, Friday, 30 April 2010 21:28 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah it's all over facebook as well apparently.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 30 April 2010 21:50 (fifteen years ago)

"used by the military to defend against chemical weapons" is real life LOL

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 30 April 2010 21:51 (fifteen years ago)

i love how they openly invite mocking by including the phrase "A Real Solution to a Real Problem" w/ in the first ten seconds

― ibaka flocka flame (J0rdan S.), Friday, 30 April 2010 21:53 (fifteen years ago)

1) "it makes a great anniversary gift"?
2) $100?!?!

― i never promised you a whinegarten (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 April 2010 22:07 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hfLZozBVpM

― jaxon, Friday, 30 April 2010 22:57 (fifteen years ago)

lol love the idea that having a sword is basically an excuse to cut up brisket and boots.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 30 April 2010 23:16 (fifteen years ago)

boots filled with brisket! and pigs' faces!

― jaxon, Friday, 30 April 2010 23:23 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfGyLU9Cb3s

― kill whiney (cutty), Friday, 30 April 2010 23:24 (fifteen years ago)

I just watched like 8 of those sword videos O_o

― wilter, Saturday, 1 May 2010 01:37 (fifteen years ago)

great find!

― i never promised you a whinegarten (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 1 May 2010 05:39 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.thepetersengraph.com/mathfail/time-machine.jpg

― I have a big tv with blue ray's (latebloomer), Saturday, 1 May 2010 09:10 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haHXgFU7qNI
can someone with the skills please loop a gif of the dance at 2:49? Dude belongs on Uppers.

― Fetchboy, Saturday, 1 May 2010 16:50 (fifteen years ago)

they are killin it!!

― Wir fahren fahren fahren auf der Autoban (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 1 May 2010 16:58 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVI3PVx2KZM

― am0n, Saturday, 1 May 2010 19:47 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atXL61HMucE&feature=player_embedded

― I have a big tv with blue ray's (latebloomer), Saturday, 1 May 2010 23:12 (fifteen years ago)

o_0 at that wine and cheese one. does anyone understand the german (?) he's speaking? does she say 'rape' at the end?

― jaxon, Saturday, 1 May 2010 23:37 (fifteen years ago)

OMG that sword video.. the meat stuff got kinda gruesome after a while but serious LOLZ @ the balloon poking and the trash cans full of water

― dazzle shjips (Future_Perfect), Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:33 (fifteen years ago)

we need to poll that guys quotes

― goole, Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:35 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qapwAIemccg

omg 1:40

― goole, Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:48 (fifteen years ago)

lulz at "british proof test"

recently i have not felt safe in my neighborhood due to an influx of unsavory characters such as flying produce and aggressive trashcans filled with liquid, as well as suspended soft drinks and denim meatsocks like the one in 3:27 thank you csknives, for keeping me safe

― i never promised you a whinegarten (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 2 May 2010 19:19 (fifteen years ago)

can we all agree that the best job in the world would be the silent guy who chops things?

― i never promised you a whinegarten (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 2 May 2010 19:21 (fifteen years ago)

i know we could pretty much post all of that channel but can i just
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhknaG9ifbs

― i never promised you a whinegarten (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 2 May 2010 19:25 (fifteen years ago)

o_0 at that wine and cheese one. does anyone understand the german (?) he's speaking?

hes spelling random letters in german. not sure how they did that, the "ü" sound in "ypsilon" doesnt exist in english.

― ☆, Sunday, 2 May 2010 19:49 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCEZ2m9o7vc

― control z, Sunday, 2 May 2010 22:04 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiuBifqT-3Y&playnext_from=TL&videos=9_1YcSy3uOE&feature=sub

― Fetchboy, Monday, 3 May 2010 11:35 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2tP9s8y2Ic

― i never promised you a whinegarten (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 May 2010 14:40 (fifteen years ago)

csknives youtube channel is the best shit i've seen in ages

I LOVE THAT CHING

― jabba hands, Monday, 3 May 2010 15:09 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIlceAZBRdA

― i never promised you a whinegarten (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 May 2010 16:07 (fifteen years ago)

Or paddle?

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Monday, 3 May 2010 18:12 (fifteen years ago)

"a big sword like this, can make it look easy to make that difficult cut"

― going non-native (dyao), Monday, 3 May 2010 23:57 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n_jRjCTjeY

― i never promised you a whinegarten (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 02:17 (fifteen years ago)

uh, ya. pretty sure i'd call in sick the day they filmed that one

― jaxon, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 04:58 (fifteen years ago)

"Sick? No problem! This'll totally clean out your sinuses!"

― i never promised you a whinegarten (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 05:48 (fifteen years ago)

has nobody went WTF yet at the meat packed cowboy boots? :|

― going non-native (dyao), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 07:10 (fifteen years ago)

boots filled with brisket!

― jaxon, Saturday, May 1, 2010 9:23 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark S

― wilter, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 07:25 (fifteen years ago)

oh okay good. : |

― going non-native (dyao), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 07:28 (fifteen years ago)

: )

― wilter, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 07:41 (fifteen years ago)

lynn fucking thompson

http://i43.tinypic.com/332tm2u.jpg

― wilter, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 07:47 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.lynncthompson.com/

― wilter, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 07:47 (fifteen years ago)

is that the fat guy in the colorful dress shirts? the fat guy in the colorful dress shirt talks like the color commentator from the world's strongest man show on espn. like, he's obviously taken a public speaking course but the only notes he's taken away are "don't use uhms and speak in complete sentences" and "end your statements in on a down note."

― going non-native (dyao), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 07:50 (fifteen years ago)

Lynn C. Thompson, the President, founder and face of Cold Steel, Inc., is a life-long practitioner of martial arts. He has studied and trained in Western Boxing, Kali, Thai Boxing and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. He is also highly skilled in Shoot Fighting, Stick Fighting, Saber Fencing, and, above all, Knife Fighting. He has been consistently refining his skills for well over thirty years.
He currently spends fourteen to sixteen hours a week in training, six of which are spent taking private lessons with Ron Balicki, Anthony DeLongis, and other highly respected martial artists.
He also produces a variety of instructional DVD's. All are geared toward fighting techniques, and most showcase the use of Cold Steel products in self-defense situations. He stars in a majority of these productions himself.

― wilter, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 07:50 (fifteen years ago)

originally read that as 14 to 16 hrs a day, did not surprise me.

― i never promised you a whinegarten (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 13:21 (fifteen years ago)

Sadly their website does its best to discourage you from coming by and trying to hang out with everyone.

― joygoat, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 14:53 (fifteen years ago)

"He currently spends fourteen to sixteen hours a week in training"

He seems awfully chubby for that much training.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 18:44 (fifteen years ago)

"He currently spends fourteen to sixteen hours a week in training"

He seems awfully chubby for that much training.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, May 4, 2010 6:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

work hard, eat hard

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 17:35 (fifteen years ago)

He eats the boot meats. Raw.

― Three Word Username, Thursday, 6 May 2010 11:56 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, i was thinking the cold steel company barbecue must be pretty wild. diagonal chopped ribs, half pig head, boot meat, stab-your-own trash cans of kool-aid

― goole, Thursday, 6 May 2010 15:46 (fifteen years ago)

sword-caught honeydew melon

― goole, Thursday, 6 May 2010 15:47 (fifteen years ago)

pass the pepperspray

― i never promised you a whinegarten (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 May 2010 16:17 (fifteen years ago)

http://browncardigan.com/imagesfarm/1ckL6eXbsyKR8WM.jpg

― INGMAR BIRDMAN CÅSH MONEY (Future_Perfect), Thursday, 6 May 2010 23:27 (fifteen years ago)

Violent JG

― I have a big tv with blue ray's (latebloomer), Friday, 7 May 2010 06:09 (fifteen years ago)

Ass Dan Conner

― jeff, Friday, 7 May 2010 13:59 (fifteen years ago)

http://i41.tinypic.com/2e1vybr.jpg

― saudade, Saturday, 8 May 2010 15:03 (fifteen years ago)

ahahahahahahaahahaha

― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Saturday, 8 May 2010 15:03 (fifteen years ago)

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/48/1273305423382h.gif

― Sébastien, Saturday, 8 May 2010 15:19 (fifteen years ago)

hahaha what a pimp

― J0rdan S., Saturday, 8 May 2010 15:30 (fifteen years ago)

amazing

― A. U. Khan (am0n), Saturday, 8 May 2010 15:31 (fifteen years ago)

do I smell a tumblr meme

― Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Saturday, 8 May 2010 15:32 (fifteen years ago)

why is dog wearing a sweater?

― sonderangerbot, Saturday, 8 May 2010 15:37 (fifteen years ago)

good lord that's got me looolin

― party time! (Z S), Saturday, 8 May 2010 16:01 (fifteen years ago)

AWESOME

I keep getting Benson to ride on the Roomba. So far he just runs away from it.

― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Saturday, 8 May 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)

Wait - I just woke up. That should have read "I keep trying to get Benson" to ride on the Roomba.

― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Saturday, 8 May 2010 18:05 (fifteen years ago)

if this is one of those viral things that everyone on earth has already seen, i apologize:

http://illusion.scene360.com/wp-content/themes/sahara-10/submissions/obama_painting.jpg

― scott seward, Saturday, 8 May 2010 19:11 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.artofobama.com/wp-content/uploads/3060/ap_obama_art_090522_ssv.jpg

― scott seward, Saturday, 8 May 2010 19:13 (fifteen years ago)

though to be honest, this is cooler:

http://www.magena-art.com/images/bodypainting/bodypainting9.jpg

― scott seward, Saturday, 8 May 2010 19:17 (fifteen years ago)

MAJOR LOLS AT ROOMBA ATTACK CAT

― iiiijjjj, Sunday, 9 May 2010 02:52 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr4QBZfjtqs

fast forward past the first minute or so

O_o

― Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 02:42 (fifteen years ago)

can't wait for that to finally come out; I think the trailer came out about a year ago.

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 03:22 (fifteen years ago)

did not know there was a movie!

― ₣õ®₭§©₤¤∵é‡°ƒü (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 03:42 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEPh_KlTyII

― A. U. Khan (am0n), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 05:45 (fifteen years ago)

I BELIEVE IN TIM JAMES

― INGMAR BIRDMAN CÅSH MONEY (Future_Perfect), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 16:26 (fifteen years ago)

,img src=http://8.media.tumblr.com/LDT7Zi9Rbjit20hkflSlgRu9o1_r3_400.gif>;

― bb, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)

what i meant was

http://8.media.tumblr.com/LDT7Zi9Rbjit20hkflSlgRu9o1_r3_400.gif

― bb, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 18:33 (fifteen years ago)

more Cold Steel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PQiaurIiDM

― I have a big tv with blue ray's (latebloomer), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 19:02 (fifteen years ago)

* Meats utilized in this video was carefully preserved and donated to the Ventura County Rescue Mission.

― I have a big tv with blue ray's (latebloomer), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 19:28 (fifteen years ago)

I love the idea of a board room meeting with "what kind of cool shit can we cut in half?" as the top item on the agenda.

― Fetchboy, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 19:39 (fifteen years ago)

"this stuff"

― gnarly sceptre, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 19:39 (fifteen years ago)

we need more gifs of the milton looking dude

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 19:45 (fifteen years ago)

that piece of rope is bigger than my upper arm
hundreds and hundreds of strands
of polyester
and twine
all braided together
enormous resisitance
but its no match for our chinese war sword

― gnarly sceptre, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 19:48 (fifteen years ago)

is that the guy from parker lewis can't loose?

― bb, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:31 (fifteen years ago)

http://i43.tinypic.com/aelea9.jpg

― A. U. Khan (am0n), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:54 (fifteen years ago)

GREAT youtube comments for this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi_ldw-a8gw&feature=related

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 22:18 (fifteen years ago)

i dig cutting the basketball in half.

― ₣õ®₭§©₤¤∵é‡°ƒü (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 23:16 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVngZM_MU4M
LamentOfInnocence1 FUCKING RABBITS GET OFF MY LAWN 60+

― ₣õ®₭§©₤¤∵é‡°ƒü (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 23:21 (fifteen years ago)

megalolz at the zombie targets at 2.53; i bet these guys wish there was a zombocalyspe so bad

― ₣õ®₭§©₤¤∵é‡°ƒü (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 23:23 (fifteen years ago)

"dispatching varmints"

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 23:26 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF-bsqrPo-8

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 23:30 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxDlC7YV5is
^meme of the moment; I like watching the bored/entranced/confused girls in the crowd

― ₣õ®₭§©₤¤∵é‡°ƒü (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 23:43 (fifteen years ago)

get that piano away from Bieber stat

― ksh, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 23:48 (fifteen years ago)

girl below South America is poppin' girl boners
girl below that has already mastered the "this sucks but I bet some people think it rules and that sucks" move

― A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 23:56 (fifteen years ago)

video is so hilarious and amazing

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 12 May 2010 00:41 (fifteen years ago)

kid's pretty good, I would give him a fist pound

― Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 00:45 (fifteen years ago)

perez and hayley williams just tweeted him; t-minus three months till he becomes nu-beiber

― ₣õ®₭§©₤¤∵é‡°ƒü (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 00:53 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGCg6EO-sr4

― ₣õ®₭§©₤¤∵é‡°ƒü (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 01:16 (fifteen years ago)

We need to get this guy on ILM stat.
"I've heard of Sting and The Rolling Stones, but someone sent me a copy of Billboard..."
"We all like comfort, beauty, ice cream..."
"I think of myself as a musical ignoramus..."
"I don't know who Lady Gaga is and kids today probably don't know who Ella Fitzgerald is. Let's call it even."

― ₣õ®₭§©₤¤∵é‡°ƒü (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 01:19 (fifteen years ago)

I'm gonna start pronouncing Gaga the way Andy Rooney does from now on.

― ₣õ®₭§©₤¤∵é‡°ƒü (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 01:20 (fifteen years ago)

lol

― Ralph Nadir (crüt), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 01:25 (fifteen years ago)

We're NOT calling it even, Rooney! This is FAR from over!!

― A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 01:42 (fifteen years ago)

lady GAga

― NARTH Crooks (latebloomer), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 01:55 (fifteen years ago)

lady gagh

― INGMAR BIRDMAN CÅSH MONEY (Future_Perfect), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:33 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLveMNQ9U9w

― A. U. Khan (am0n), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:43 (fifteen years ago)

lol just lol

― you never even called me by my display name (iiiijjjj), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 18:16 (fifteen years ago)

what an awesome little weirdo

― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 21:37 (fifteen years ago)

liking the new tim james ad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe-W4K6JVAw

― you never even called me by my display name (iiiijjjj), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 22:08 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bff_09uGi70&playnext_from=TL&videos=jg7iNgRs-KE&feature=grec

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 22:41 (fifteen years ago)

liking the new tim james ad

― you never even called me by my display name (iiiijjjj), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 22:08

haha "two x"

― _/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ (am0n), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 23:09 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZP4Ugev82I

― rat fapper (another al3x), Thursday, 13 May 2010 04:06 (fifteen years ago)

loooooooooool

― cutty, Thursday, 13 May 2010 13:51 (fifteen years ago)

hahahasdlkfjdfs;glk

― Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Thursday, 13 May 2010 13:52 (fifteen years ago)

Glad for the slomo replay, cause I didn't catch it the first time.

― rim this, fuck that (Eric H.), Thursday, 13 May 2010 13:55 (fifteen years ago)

every time i hear that song i will think of slo-mo boob slapping

― Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Thursday, 13 May 2010 14:25 (fifteen years ago)

― rapping about space and shit, floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers (gbx), Thursday, 13 May 2010 14:37 (fifteen years ago)

holy lol

― Cheese? In MY coffee? (It's more likely than you think!) (HI DERE), Thursday, 13 May 2010 14:56 (fifteen years ago)

Stardust10901
27 minutes ago
This DJ is NOT affiliated with Stardust Entertainment L.L.C. All of our DJ'S are PROFESSIONALS! Our Lawyers are conducting an investigation into this matter.

Stardust10901
25 minutes ago
We are curently working with youtube to have this video removed for copyright violations.

― cutty, Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:28 (fifteen years ago)

I just can't understand why any of this happened.

― Have a slice of wine! (HI DERE), Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:38 (fifteen years ago)

some things are just not for you to understand.

― cutty, Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:39 (fifteen years ago)

what just

― max, Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:42 (fifteen years ago)

how did

― max, Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:42 (fifteen years ago)

who

― max, Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:42 (fifteen years ago)

http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee12/YaoMane11/SuperBadBoobPunch.gif

― retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:42 (fifteen years ago)

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x48/crackxyx/animated/boobpunch.gif

― retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Thursday, 13 May 2010 16:43 (fifteen years ago)

aw that's just dj for "your request shall be granted"

― you never even called me by my display name (iiiijjjj), Thursday, 13 May 2010 17:39 (fifteen years ago)

that's the future of tim and eric right there

― ₣õ®₭§©₤¤∵é‡°ƒü (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 May 2010 18:10 (fifteen years ago)

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l236/wonkalumps/Kingpin%20gifs/th_KingPinboobpunchC-RS.gif

― jeff, Thursday, 13 May 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYNOhqvNoS8

― NARTH Gaydar (joygoat), Thursday, 13 May 2010 21:20 (fifteen years ago)

that is beautiful

― (latebloomer) (latebloomer), Thursday, 13 May 2010 22:23 (fifteen years ago)

could do without the dialog bubbles tho

― (latebloomer) (latebloomer), Thursday, 13 May 2010 22:26 (fifteen years ago)

^^^ otm, tacky imo

― rapping about space and shit, floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers (gbx), Thursday, 13 May 2010 22:29 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvU2XOnSYAc&NR

― jeff, Thursday, 13 May 2010 22:31 (fifteen years ago)

wedding dj makes my insides hurt!!!

― plax (ico), Thursday, 13 May 2010 22:53 (fifteen years ago)

lady gaga youtube kid just booked Ellen, is now a trending twitter topic, will be in rehab by the end of the year

― ₣õ®₭§©₤¤∵é‡°ƒü (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 May 2010 23:10 (fifteen years ago)

http://ellen.warnerbros.com/2010/05/12-year-old_web_sensation_greyson_chance_performs_0513.php

― ₣õ®₭§©₤¤∵é‡°ƒü (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 May 2010 23:18 (fifteen years ago)

http://i41.tinypic.com/t4zm7p.gif http://i41.tinypic.com/t4zm7p.gif http://i41.tinypic.com/t4zm7p.gif
http://i41.tinypic.com/t4zm7p.gif http://i41.tinypic.com/t4zm7p.gif http://i41.tinypic.com/t4zm7p.gif
http://i41.tinypic.com/t4zm7p.gif http://i41.tinypic.com/t4zm7p.gif http://i41.tinypic.com/t4zm7p.gif

― A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S), Thursday, 13 May 2010 23:27 (fifteen years ago)

would smack

― contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 13 May 2010 23:27 (fifteen years ago)

http://i40.tinypic.com/25jbate.gif http://i40.tinypic.com/25jbate.gif http://i40.tinypic.com/25jbate.gif
http://i40.tinypic.com/25jbate.gif http://i41.tinypic.com/t4zm7p.gif http://i40.tinypic.com/25jbate.gif
http://i40.tinypic.com/25jbate.gif http://i40.tinypic.com/25jbate.gif http://i40.tinypic.com/25jbate.gif

― A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S), Thursday, 13 May 2010 23:31 (fifteen years ago)

take it to uppers

― ₣õ®₭§©₤¤∵é‡°ƒü (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 May 2010 23:32 (fifteen years ago)

She takes it so courageously

― A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S), Thursday, 13 May 2010 23:32 (fifteen years ago)

dying here

― contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 13 May 2010 23:32 (fifteen years ago)

seriously wtf is wrong with local news

http://www.9news.com/video/default.aspx#/News/Rain+Forest+Odyssey/49906872001/50183015001/85648017001

― contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 May 2010 17:00 (fifteen years ago)

uh did he just say she was wearing the semen costume

― retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Friday, 14 May 2010 17:02 (fifteen years ago)

btw dude FLOWERS CAN'T MOVE

― retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Friday, 14 May 2010 17:02 (fifteen years ago)

"how do they move just like the animals?"

-_-

― contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 May 2010 17:03 (fifteen years ago)

kinda dig the poison arrow frog tbh

― ₣õ®₭§©₤¤∵é‡°ƒü (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 May 2010 17:27 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yplgAnGg6ZE&feature=player_embedded

― bee en u_u (bnw), Friday, 14 May 2010 23:16 (fifteen years ago)

dying at that

― jed_, Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:58 (fourteen years ago)

just a little bit

― forksclovetofu, Saturday, 15 May 2010 01:33 (fourteen years ago)

wow the lady in the middle

― jeff, Saturday, 15 May 2010 03:44 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2omYDohIKQ

― jaxon, Saturday, 15 May 2010 05:27 (fourteen years ago)

know this is way old but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfu8Jk8eBtM

― history tayne (crüt), Saturday, 15 May 2010 06:17 (fourteen years ago)

lol posted that before he started saying racist stuff :[

― history tayne (crüt), Saturday, 15 May 2010 06:18 (fourteen years ago)

dog feeling the beat = my day is made

― (latebloomer) (latebloomer), Saturday, 15 May 2010 15:34 (fourteen years ago)

http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

― jaxon, Saturday, 15 May 2010 16:17 (fourteen years ago)

just saw these the other day (lots of web episodes)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxODBppps18

― CaptainLorax, Saturday, 15 May 2010 19:58 (fourteen years ago)

mediocre films indeed

― rapping about space and shit, floatin’ around in an orgy of screen savers (gbx), Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:30 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDXXsSnKEC0&feature=player_embedded

― (latebloomer) (latebloomer), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 09:22 (fourteen years ago)

helluva drug

― (latebloomer) (latebloomer), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 09:29 (fourteen years ago)

WTF?
http://www.netflix.com/WiPlayerCommunityAPI?lnkctr=apiwn&nbb=y&devKey=mvxgt6dvdvkdabunfb9s2ajq&movieid=70136810&trkid=1477396

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:07 (fourteen years ago)

7:50

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 13:10 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U9OPrBnAKk

― Police Cool. (crüt), Thursday, 20 May 2010 01:11 (fourteen years ago)

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/954/30548118092242318618319.jpg

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 21 May 2010 00:22 (fourteen years ago)

haha

― jeff, Friday, 21 May 2010 02:13 (fourteen years ago)

<3333333333

― Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Friday, 21 May 2010 02:15 (fourteen years ago)

hahah that is so good I just want to reread it so many times

― Face Book (dyao), Friday, 21 May 2010 02:20 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i am in love with him @ this moment

― Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Friday, 21 May 2010 02:31 (fourteen years ago)

iijj or x to the z or mohammed

― gil (omarion's cousin), Friday, 21 May 2010 02:35 (fourteen years ago)

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/8879/jawntail.gif

some guy said it well: "This shit makes me so happy. If the manic flailing of the raptor jaw before he falls doesnt get you the tail deflating at the end will."

― Sébastien, Sunday, 23 May 2010 23:53 (fourteen years ago)

hope this isn't too 'crazy black guy!!!' -_-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_e8PEVqUxg

― Face Book (dyao), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 00:34 (fourteen years ago)

crazy nerd guy

― Dan I., Tuesday, 25 May 2010 00:55 (fourteen years ago)

raptor gif is killin me

― ( ｀ハ´)☞ 　☜(´∀｀☜) (am0n), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:10 (fourteen years ago)

for some reason I can't quite fathom it makes me really sad, like, to the verge of tears

― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:12 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCK7njbgDO8

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 13:49 (fourteen years ago)

http://img.skitch.com/20100526-x67cq3n3iw283yth78pujb9h1q.jpg
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2987307/First-shocking-pictures-of-smoking-toddler-Ardi-Rizal.html

― cozen, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 22:04 (fourteen years ago)

for some reason I can't quite fathom it makes me really sad, like, to the verge of tears

― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:12 (Yesterday)

come on now aco, u win some u lose some as they say. have you seen the gif of the very same raptor eating a whole cheerleader in one bite? that monster got an eventful life going.

― Sébastien, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 22:24 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q77sJT8O56E

― am0n, Friday, 28 May 2010 17:52 (fourteen years ago)

daekitten wolfram lupus

― don cab for cutie (Future_Perfect), Friday, 28 May 2010 18:52 (fourteen years ago)

Very important instructional video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcL5jZ0JYCU&playnext_from=TL&videos=vZDiwNrTpZg

― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Saturday, 29 May 2010 04:42 (fourteen years ago)

thank you for that!

― LINGO FROM THE BURGER KING KIDS CLUB (latebloomer), Saturday, 29 May 2010 05:40 (fourteen years ago)

lolz yes but also What is awesome!

― planes/octaves/dimensions of existence (rrrobyn), Saturday, 29 May 2010 05:46 (fourteen years ago)

True. The guy in all white is so pimp.

― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Saturday, 29 May 2010 13:54 (fourteen years ago)

why does that guy 6 miles upthread need to put his fingers to his forehead as he slides down the stairs. is it a concentration, balance or style move?

― no more springs no more summers no more falls (sunny successor), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 06:05 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VSyeaDZjaQ

― jaxon, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 23:45 (fourteen years ago)

at least he stayed in good spirits

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 June 2010 00:12 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgUA19akVwM&feature=related

― bb, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 17:21 (fourteen years ago)

dude should get a twitter instead

― jaxon, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 18:23 (fourteen years ago)

or not, just take away his internet connection.

― jaxon, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 18:23 (fourteen years ago)

http://lab.curtyv.com/surradebunda.gif

― jaxon, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 22:54 (fourteen years ago)

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l392fmQCja1qz7knro1_500.jpg

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 23:30 (fourteen years ago)

lol!

― gbx, Friday, 4 June 2010 17:48 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItZyaOlrb7E

― Bastards of Young Dro, Friday, 4 June 2010 18:32 (fourteen years ago)

you are like three (3) days old on that one young dro bro

― cutty, Friday, 4 June 2010 18:33 (fourteen years ago)

ryb

― plax (ico), Friday, 4 June 2010 19:02 (fourteen years ago)

it was new to me and hella funny

― I have been forks-style since day one (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 June 2010 19:46 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.maddrummerinc.com/

the guy seems to be pretty well known for his antics so the internets freak out about him is a little weird

― cutty, Friday, 4 June 2010 21:17 (fourteen years ago)

because he is at the WRONG GIG

― unfunperson (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 4 June 2010 22:25 (fourteen years ago)

everytime someone sends me the CHECK OUT THIS AWESOME WEDDING DRUMMER i always wish it's this instead

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/154635-2/WeddingDJ_drummer.gif

― unfunperson (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 4 June 2010 22:26 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvxwf1jxdaM

― if i recoil correctly (crüt), Friday, 4 June 2010 23:21 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU

― rim this, fuck that (Eric H.), Friday, 4 June 2010 23:27 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzRH3iTQPrk

― rim this, fuck that (Eric H.), Friday, 4 June 2010 23:28 (fourteen years ago)

fuck off

― if i recoil correctly (crüt), Friday, 4 June 2010 23:29 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.flashpointsocialmedia.com/Area51/Orion/Images/dancing_baby.gif

― unfunperson (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 4 June 2010 23:30 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.cyberstill.com/ba01.jpg

― unfunperson (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 4 June 2010 23:31 (fourteen years ago)

hey you know what's funny, you like to drown bitches

― if i recoil correctly (crüt), Friday, 4 June 2010 23:31 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/012010/1264591971_brendan_frase_clap.gif

― rim this, fuck that (Eric H.), Friday, 4 June 2010 23:33 (fourteen years ago)

BIG HOOS sent me that orson welles video btw

― if i recoil correctly (crüt), Friday, 4 June 2010 23:36 (fourteen years ago)

shd fwd it to blogosphere immediately

― rim this, fuck that (Eric H.), Saturday, 5 June 2010 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

you didn't have to be a dick on this thread you know

― if i recoil correctly (crüt), Saturday, 5 June 2010 00:04 (fourteen years ago)

looooooooooooool aw crut

― cutty, Saturday, 5 June 2010 00:04 (fourteen years ago)

orsonned

― cutty, Saturday, 5 June 2010 00:05 (fourteen years ago)

bud'd

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 5 June 2010 00:08 (fourteen years ago)

rosebudhurt

― unfunperson (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 5 June 2010 00:14 (fourteen years ago)

F is for FU

― I have been forks-style since day one (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 5 June 2010 00:15 (fourteen years ago)

Everything Is Gay

― jeff, Saturday, 5 June 2010 02:06 (fourteen years ago)

if you were at a party and spoke of this video, i would walk away from youif you were at a party and spoke of this video, i would walk away from youif you were at a party and spoke of this video, i would walk away from youif you were at a party and spoke of this video, i would walk away from youif you were at a party and spoke of this video, i would walk away from youif you were at a party and spoke of this video, i would walk away from youif you were at a party and spoke of this video, i would walk away from youif you were at a party and spoke of this video, i would walk away from youif you were at a party and spoke of this video, i would walk away from youif you were at a party and spoke of this video, i would walk away from youif you were at a party and spoke of this video, i would walk away from youif you were at a party and spoke of this video, i would walk away from youif you were at a party and spoke of this video, i would walk away from youif you were at a party and spoke of this video, i would walk away from youif you were at a party and spoke of this video, i would walk away from youif you were at a party and spoke of this video, i would walk away from youif you were at a party and spoke of this video, i would walk away from youif you were at a party and spoke of this video, i would walk away from youif you were at a party and spoke of this video, i would walk away from you

― jeff, Saturday, 5 June 2010 02:07 (fourteen years ago)

smh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhYIM_9HfSQ&feature=player_embedded

― Blind Lemon Pledge (latebloomer), Saturday, 5 June 2010 08:49 (fourteen years ago)

1:35-2:01 is the best part imo (m.o., mo)

― Blind Lemon Pledge (latebloomer), Saturday, 5 June 2010 08:59 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uONdVy8FVEM

― 0xCAFED00D (LOLK), Saturday, 5 June 2010 17:14 (fourteen years ago)

xpost that jehovah's park thing looks like source material for everything is terrible.

― i don't always play indie, but when i do, i prefer xx (m bison), Saturday, 5 June 2010 17:29 (fourteen years ago)

i don't understand a lot of things

― plax (ico), Saturday, 5 June 2010 17:42 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.webpanache.com/candyland/images/chihuahua/puppy/chihuahua_puppy.jpg
if you were at a party and spoke of this video, i would walk away from you

― unfunperson (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 5 June 2010 18:10 (fourteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c2/Swastika_ON.JPG/800px-Swastika_ON.JPG

― spud webs (am0n), Saturday, 5 June 2010 19:57 (fourteen years ago)

a block parent community

― if i recoil correctly (crüt), Saturday, 5 June 2010 20:02 (fourteen years ago)

whoa where is it

― harbl, Saturday, 5 June 2010 21:05 (fourteen years ago)

oh, ontario

― harbl, Saturday, 5 June 2010 21:07 (fourteen years ago)

"no it's ok, it's the good kind of swastika"

― unfunperson (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 5 June 2010 21:11 (fourteen years ago)

it would be cool if they changed the shape of those railroad crossing signs to show some swastika pride

― harbl, Saturday, 5 June 2010 21:12 (fourteen years ago)

http://img.skitch.com/20100605-m8wjdy9n31w97kjf9j89pc2y2d.jpg

― idg 77 per cent of SNs (cozen), Saturday, 5 June 2010 21:13 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blpe_sGnnP4

― idg 77 per cent of SNs (cozen), Saturday, 5 June 2010 21:36 (fourteen years ago)



~amazed~

― gbx, Sunday, 6 June 2010 04:17 (fourteen years ago)

omg that japanese laugh is O_O

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Monday, 7 June 2010 03:17 (fourteen years ago)

Gary Coleman's wife talking about pulling the plug on Gary Coleman:

http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=9b40664b-d0d9-4c83-974d-f8e6923325bb

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 17:04 (fourteen years ago)

cant really lol at that monster

― jeff, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 17:48 (fourteen years ago)

http://delfinek88.webovastranka.cz/file/536_IKONY

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 10 June 2010 06:14 (fourteen years ago)

.gif gold mine

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 10 June 2010 06:19 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPHdk6WgbUg

― del griffith, Thursday, 10 June 2010 16:22 (fourteen years ago)

kinda lol but mostly sad

― ⚖ on my truck (dyao), Thursday, 10 June 2010 16:23 (fourteen years ago)

i agree, the devastation incurred by major earthquakes can often be quite tragic, but look at his face

― del griffith, Thursday, 10 June 2010 16:26 (fourteen years ago)

I don't wanna presume because it makes a pres out of u and me so I'll just stop here

― ⚖ on my truck (dyao), Thursday, 10 June 2010 16:30 (fourteen years ago)

the internet pretty much exists so ugly weirdos can make fun of people uglier and weirder than them

― akontenderizer (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 10 June 2010 16:33 (fourteen years ago)

so true, well, i'm just gonna go watch the video again and in doing so enjoy life to its fullest

― del griffith, Thursday, 10 June 2010 16:35 (fourteen years ago)

btw net also exists for making sexualized indiepuns and captioning anthropomorphized indiedogs

― del griffith, Thursday, 10 June 2010 16:38 (fourteen years ago)

ohhhh snap

― ⚖ on my truck (dyao), Thursday, 10 June 2010 16:38 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmnSV6G4pFM

― spud webs (am0n), Thursday, 10 June 2010 16:40 (fourteen years ago)

matt armstrong's website pretty good

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/brucewillis05.gif

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/harrisonford01.gif

― ⚖ on my truck (dyao), Thursday, 10 June 2010 16:42 (fourteen years ago)

dude don't stop there, look at the other pages

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 11 June 2010 00:22 (fourteen years ago)

woah that Czech shit is wild.

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Friday, 11 June 2010 00:28 (fourteen years ago)

http://delfinek88.webovastranka.cz/forum/305/914_ROMANTICK%C3%89_OBRAZY

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 11 June 2010 00:32 (fourteen years ago)

This one is pretty terrifying:

http://i46.tinypic.com/svry0w.jpg

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Friday, 11 June 2010 00:37 (fourteen years ago)

I had a class with one of my Czech students today (mid 40's, building engineer for German equivalent of WalMart) and he couldn't remember the word for "carpenter" and instead of saying "someone who works with wood" or "builds houses" or "Jesus and his dad" he said "You know. Harrison Ford's job."

― Fetchboy, Friday, 11 June 2010 11:11 (fourteen years ago)

loooooool

― name (a hoy hoy), Friday, 11 June 2010 11:24 (fourteen years ago)

i thought that was being the president

― oɔsıqɐɔs (s1ocki), Friday, 11 June 2010 13:00 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/ig4Ym.jpg

― like a guttenberg, strong with your mane (another al3x), Saturday, 12 June 2010 21:13 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHMZshOxK7k

― cutty, Monday, 14 June 2010 23:38 (fourteen years ago)

found by my friend on her trip to turkey:

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs343.ash1/29327_400344998580_501068580_4446417_7266007_n.jpg

― i once saw chippy vela has a good game, honest... (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 04:18 (fourteen years ago)

in tears @ cat yelling dude

― Fetchboy, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 07:40 (fourteen years ago)

http://news.cincinnati.com/article/AB/20100615/NEWS01/306150004/Jesus-statue-destroyed-by-act-of-God

― how do i spud webb (am0n), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 14:31 (fourteen years ago)

http://cmsimg.cincinnati.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=AB&Date=20100615&Category=NEWS01&ArtNo=306150004&Ref=V1&MaxW=308&Border=0

― how do i spud webb (am0n), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 14:31 (fourteen years ago)

omg the big butter jesus!

― harbl, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 14:34 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.rense.com/1.imagesH/superheroesLARGE_dees.jpg

― how do i spud webb (am0n), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 14:37 (fourteen years ago)

dees...nuts!

― Save Ferris' It Means Everything knocked my socks off (latebloomer), Wednesday, 16 June 2010 00:09 (fourteen years ago)

HOLOCASH...STICK IT TO 'EM DEES!

― del griffith, Wednesday, 16 June 2010 00:25 (fourteen years ago)

this is prob v old and passé but it's genius anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1qDpQYMjqs&feature=player_embedded

― jed_, Wednesday, 16 June 2010 00:40 (fourteen years ago)

so the cloverfield monster came and fucked everybody up, yeah?

― an indie-rock microgenre (dyao), Wednesday, 16 June 2010 00:44 (fourteen years ago)

That pole dance video has got to be fake, right?

― van smack, Wednesday, 16 June 2010 01:37 (fourteen years ago)

so funny I had to google it...

http://www.asylum.com/2009/11/30/drunk-pole-dancer-ruins-wedding-heineken-viral-video/

― dan selzer, Wednesday, 16 June 2010 03:52 (fourteen years ago)

woah

― jed_, Wednesday, 16 June 2010 10:35 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXllKfLYnRY&feature=related

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 17 June 2010 04:59 (fourteen years ago)

I just watched that with the sound off...amazing

― van smack, Thursday, 17 June 2010 13:25 (fourteen years ago)

sound off, doors locked, curtains drawn...

― Save Ferris' It Means Everything knocked my socks off (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 June 2010 18:26 (fourteen years ago)

the second song sound suspiciously like michael sembello

― goole, Thursday, 17 June 2010 18:28 (fourteen years ago)

As part of a campaign called Know the Signs, Heineken is targeting consumers through a series of realistic videos showing drunks at their worst. The effort also includes an iPhone breathalyzer application and the "Tag of Shame," which can be used on Facebook to doctor photos of your favorite drunken friends.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Hou Hsiao-Hsteen (crüt), Thursday, 17 June 2010 18:32 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2qKQ7IeMjc

― Hou Hsiao-Hsteen (crüt), Thursday, 17 June 2010 18:36 (fourteen years ago)

― LOS CATIOS (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 June 2010 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

god he acts like he's never ate a piece of moldy bread off the ground before

― del griffith, Thursday, 17 June 2010 19:29 (fourteen years ago)

i wish i had that duck's posi attitude

― LOS CATIOS (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 June 2010 19:37 (fourteen years ago)

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Thursday, 17 June 2010 20:45 (fourteen years ago)

it's a GOOSE!

― sent from my neural lace (ledge), Thursday, 17 June 2010 22:38 (fourteen years ago)

http://i35.tinypic.com/fc68h4.gif http://i35.tinypic.com/fc68h4.gif http://i35.tinypic.com/fc68h4.gif

― caek, Friday, 18 June 2010 00:41 (fourteen years ago)

― flapjackin (gbx), Friday, 18 June 2010 01:13 (fourteen years ago)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kDyTcbycWv4/SUwvFJoo5SI/AAAAAAAAGVY/TtGPW3kBP40/s400/clown_car.jpg

― The Marty Funkhouser Dance Machine (van smack), Friday, 18 June 2010 01:56 (fourteen years ago)

I N T E R N E T
It's been around for a while

― flapjackin (gbx), Friday, 18 June 2010 03:42 (fourteen years ago)

lollll

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Friday, 18 June 2010 03:49 (fourteen years ago)

shiba inu's doin the crip walk

― jaxon, Friday, 18 June 2010 03:50 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.whitesnake.com/ws2010E/siteimages/ws-site-promo3c-w.jpg

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 18 June 2010 22:29 (fourteen years ago)

kinda sad but mostly lol

― I am an old guy, and I prefer the late 90s. (Matt P), Friday, 18 June 2010 22:38 (fourteen years ago)

ANY AND ALL GROWN UP FRISKINESS AND HOT TUB JOLLIES

― del griffith, Friday, 18 June 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago)

sir, this wine tastes a little smokey

― jaxon, Friday, 18 June 2010 22:51 (fourteen years ago)

snakey mo jollier

― jeff, Friday, 18 June 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

sir, this wine tastes a little smokey

"our apologies, it seems we have served you our great white 2003 chardonnay by mistake"

― del griffith, Friday, 18 June 2010 23:08 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― LOS CATIOS (latebloomer), Saturday, 19 June 2010 03:35 (fourteen years ago)

damn son

― ke$ha in the rye (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 19 June 2010 04:58 (fourteen years ago)

ice cold

― flapjackin (gbx), Sunday, 20 June 2010 17:23 (fourteen years ago)

oh, heh, i confused my hair metal bands. that's the joke i was going for

― jaxon, Sunday, 20 June 2010 17:29 (fourteen years ago)

lol, from adrian

http://i.imgur.com/gBuR7.gif

― jaxon, Sunday, 20 June 2010 17:31 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― delanie griffith (s1ocki), Sunday, 20 June 2010 22:36 (fourteen years ago)

hahahahahaha

― LOS CATIOS (latebloomer), Sunday, 20 June 2010 23:53 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVpAWh171ug

― cutty, Monday, 21 June 2010 21:25 (fourteen years ago)

i know consensus is these are fake but im still laughing

― cutty, Monday, 21 June 2010 21:25 (fourteen years ago)

NSFW

http://blondezombies.blogspot.com/2009/10/supersex.html?zx=c868faccf3c9b0b

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 21 June 2010 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

"He does NOT have a mental illness." Not much. No. Must be some sort of physical illness then yo.

― soviet, Tuesday, 22 June 2010 01:19 (fourteen years ago)

stylish dude https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD5mFQkenqI

― WEB SHERIFF (LOLK), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 02:03 (fourteen years ago)

he was PLEASURED by HOMOSEXUAL SEX

― lolvezula (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 02:20 (fourteen years ago)

can't believe that guy used to be gay

― delanie griffith (s1ocki), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 02:51 (fourteen years ago)

RECYCLE {YOUR FAITH}

― LOS CATIOS (latebloomer), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 03:39 (fourteen years ago)

omg the air grabbing at 3:00, gif plz

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 22 June 2010 04:35 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdzDohNSfz0&feature=player_embedded

― LOS CATIOS (latebloomer), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 09:57 (fourteen years ago)

I want to see Heather's titties

― The Marty Funkhouser Dance Machine (van smack), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 13:29 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/54zHb.gif

― WEB SHERIFF (LOLK), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 18:27 (fourteen years ago)

perfect

― I have been forks-style since day one (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 21:17 (fourteen years ago)

god that is making me lol

― flapjackin (gbx), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 22:18 (fourteen years ago)

A++

― crüt it out (dyao), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 23:46 (fourteen years ago)

is this really old and famous, i just saw it today for the first time

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs321.snc3/28676_126541004028101_126531124029089_324786_1517869_n.jpg

― scott seward, Wednesday, 23 June 2010 02:25 (fourteen years ago)

http://chud.com/articles/content_images/NICK/DUMB/dumbass/brandonlaughon.jpg

― LOS CATIOS (latebloomer), Wednesday, 23 June 2010 05:20 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― The Black Keys - white boys can still throw down (crüt), Wednesday, 23 June 2010 05:37 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.okeechobeeeoc.com/Annex%20Z.pdf

― cutty, Wednesday, 23 June 2010 17:14 (fourteen years ago)

you're shitting me

― goole, Wednesday, 23 June 2010 17:36 (fourteen years ago)

Special emphasis should be placed on survival techniques relating to combat. Many Floridians already understand how to prepare food and water for several weeks without electricity. The population of Okeechobee County is older and less physically able to defend themselves from an attacking Horde. Hollywood has generally ruined people's perception of how to protect yourself from zombies, and a great effort will have to be made to undo many people's false notions of survival methods against the Horde. Chainsaws look great in the movies, but will not be reasonable self defense weapons during the Gray Plague.

― cutty, Wednesday, 23 June 2010 17:40 (fourteen years ago)

http://i47.tinypic.com/wu1liv.jpg

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 23 June 2010 22:34 (fourteen years ago)

that is just realness tho

― flapjackin (gbx), Wednesday, 23 June 2010 22:54 (fourteen years ago)

wkiw jesus

― WEB SHERIFF (LOLK), Thursday, 24 June 2010 01:21 (fourteen years ago)

omw

― bnw, Thursday, 24 June 2010 01:25 (fourteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/ironicnotfunny/trendwtf.jpg

― happy bidet (latebloomer), Friday, 25 June 2010 03:55 (fourteen years ago)

That's actually a pretty decent encapsulation of USA 2010

― Come along, we shall dine at an expensive French restaurant. (Z S), Friday, 25 June 2010 03:57 (fourteen years ago)

yep

― happy bidet (latebloomer), Friday, 25 June 2010 04:17 (fourteen years ago)

tbh I feel like "hot babes" or something similar is always trending, they probably manually remove that (those) from the top ten

― Come along, we shall dine at an expensive French restaurant. (Z S), Friday, 25 June 2010 04:22 (fourteen years ago)

Is it wrong that I would love a zombie survival movie to be real life?

― serious nonsense (CaptainLorax), Friday, 25 June 2010 04:24 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xPbWJQ_0HI&feature=player_embedded

― LB (latebloomer), Friday, 25 June 2010 06:16 (fourteen years ago)

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2010/06/500x_hc-1.jpg

― flapjackin (gbx), Friday, 25 June 2010 16:53 (fourteen years ago)

i hope that's sharpie

― jaxon, Friday, 25 June 2010 16:53 (fourteen years ago)

looks pretty real to me

― flapjackin (gbx), Friday, 25 June 2010 16:53 (fourteen years ago)

there's these too (for your cat)

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/3669/il430xn153217902.jpg

― del griffith, Friday, 25 June 2010 17:14 (fourteen years ago)

cat toy = kind of lol but mostly o_O

― nán ymbsprǽc (crüt), Friday, 25 June 2010 17:20 (fourteen years ago)

almost entirely o_O tbh
i'm all for the movie but this is way too what hath teh internet wrought

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 25 June 2010 18:38 (fourteen years ago)

tbh I feel like "hot babes" or something similar is always trending, they probably manually remove that (those) from the top ten

I think trending is supposed to = an increase over what's normal. rate of change, not top ten most searched.

― dmr, Friday, 25 June 2010 19:46 (fourteen years ago)

OMG THAT TATTOO. Nooooooooooooooo!

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Friday, 25 June 2010 21:11 (fourteen years ago)

what did you already get one?

― plax (ico), Friday, 25 June 2010 21:15 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah but across my boobs.

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Friday, 25 June 2010 21:25 (fourteen years ago)

i know ive mentioned u r a classy broad in the past

― plax (ico), Friday, 25 June 2010 21:26 (fourteen years ago)

I try.

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Friday, 25 June 2010 21:31 (fourteen years ago)

Yo-yo guy K-Strass is Back!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzIQZccfzrU

― I have been forks-style since day one (forksclovetofu), Friday, 25 June 2010 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ez9W4wI1_c

― I have been forks-style since day one (forksclovetofu), Friday, 25 June 2010 21:40 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.zimzaminc.com/

― I have been forks-style since day one (forksclovetofu), Friday, 25 June 2010 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah but across my boobs.

pix

― flapjackin (gbx), Friday, 25 June 2010 22:26 (fourteen years ago)

via the Noise Ambient thread:
http://www.i-doser.com/sample.htm
the youtubes of this stuff are hysterical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KFKdK1Op7M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBNDrxZ2UVY
to be honest I once had a massive freshman year of college freakout over some stuff on the Peter Gabriel Passion soundtrack so there but for the sake of cheap webcams go i

― obvious and old and bannable (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 26 June 2010 15:33 (fourteen years ago)

When I was in high school and really into "cyberpunk" type things, I actually did a lot of research on Binaural Beats, which is what those CDs use. The theory is that there is a measurable frequency at which the brain operates when it's in different states of relaxation or focus, Alpha Waves, Beta Waves etc. By using EEG brain wave measuring devices, you can measure what state you're in, Beta waves are normal, Alpha waves when you're super relaxed, etc. The theory is that while these waves are at such a low frequency that generating audio in that range would be too low to hear, by using the binaural beating of two different tones in each ear, the brain somehow combines/divides them to end up with the desired frequency, helping you reach that state. They would often combine this with flashing lights in glasses, due to the similar theory that the visual pulses change your brain state. I remember reading that watching a flickering candle or fire would have the same result, which is why people often zone out watching a fire. They used to write about this stuff all the time in Mondo 2000, and you could buy the machines. Walkmen that came with sunglasses. Here's a site that explains more and tells you how to make one:

http://www.hackcanada.com/homegrown/wetware/brainwave/

Furthermore, improvements in relaxation, memory, creativity, stress management, sleep disorders, and even ESP(!) can be had by utilizing a brain-wave machine.

― dan selzer, Saturday, 26 June 2010 16:43 (fourteen years ago)

that's just for the lights though.

― dan selzer, Saturday, 26 June 2010 16:44 (fourteen years ago)

there's an iphone app called "brain wave", check it out

― cutty, Saturday, 26 June 2010 16:45 (fourteen years ago)

theres a thing called smoking weed, check it out

― max, Saturday, 26 June 2010 18:21 (fourteen years ago)

Hahahahaha

― The Makavelian 7-Day Old (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 26 June 2010 18:49 (fourteen years ago)

Hahahahaha

― cutty, Saturday, 26 June 2010 19:23 (fourteen years ago)

Hahahahahahaha..ha!

― LB (latebloomer), Sunday, 27 June 2010 07:46 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/MJBzn.gif

― a detective or a pervert (another al3x), Monday, 28 June 2010 20:03 (fourteen years ago)

should've rolled out of it

― jaxon, Monday, 28 June 2010 20:39 (fourteen years ago)

http://abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/wireStory?id=4818603

― cutty, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 13:33 (fourteen years ago)

moar skateboarding fatties gifs

http://i47.tinypic.com/1191llg.gif

― del griffith, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 15:51 (fourteen years ago)

(re:flashing lights mentioned above, see also Brion Gysin's Dream Machine)

sorry, back to funnies...

― dan selzer, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 21:13 (fourteen years ago)

Brion Gyson restrospective thingy is opening next week at New Museum, looks cool

― dmr, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 21:51 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, seeing a facebook page about that is what reminded me.

― dan selzer, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 22:34 (fourteen years ago)

o tru? gotta go to that.

― obvious and old and bannable (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 July 2010 06:00 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAOyA63buIQ

― Vuvuzola Jesus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 1 July 2010 13:08 (fourteen years ago)

chris lord-alge has really let himself go

― king solomon and the surrealists (electricsound), Thursday, 1 July 2010 13:12 (fourteen years ago)

whiney making fun of crazy white people again

― cutty, Thursday, 1 July 2010 13:54 (fourteen years ago)

probably a veteran of the canadian wars too you asshole

― cutty, Thursday, 1 July 2010 13:57 (fourteen years ago)

Old Fool

― WEB SHERIFF ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ (LOLK), Thursday, 1 July 2010 14:46 (fourteen years ago)

http://girlstalkinsmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/cameron-diaz.jpg

― scott seward, Thursday, 1 July 2010 20:49 (fourteen years ago)

http://girlstalkinsmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/no-makeup-hilary-duff-400a050307.jpg

― scott seward, Thursday, 1 July 2010 20:50 (fourteen years ago)

http://girlstalkinsmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/blog161008_miley.jpg

― scott seward, Thursday, 1 July 2010 20:51 (fourteen years ago)

^^^ Would use that as my wallpaper but my daughter would knife me

― It's a rest day, WE WANT TO SHOP (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 July 2010 20:52 (fourteen years ago)

http://girlstalkinsmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/500full-madonna.jpg

― scott seward, Thursday, 1 July 2010 20:52 (fourteen years ago)

http://girlstalkinsmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/amyestragada.jpg

― scott seward, Thursday, 1 July 2010 20:53 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/01/article-1158334-03B50F1D000005DC-297_468x723.jpg

― scott seward, Thursday, 1 July 2010 20:55 (fourteen years ago)

women, lol

― del griffith, Thursday, 1 July 2010 21:22 (fourteen years ago)

i dont think i get it

― max, Thursday, 1 July 2010 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

the joke is that for every famous beautiful famous woman, there is an ugly doppelganger out there

― cutty, Thursday, 1 July 2010 21:34 (fourteen years ago)

duh starz r jus like us!

― scott seward, Thursday, 1 July 2010 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

meaning: isn't it funny that rich and famous celebrities ACTUALLY look like halloween freakshows JUST LIKE US?

cuz i think its funny.

― scott seward, Thursday, 1 July 2010 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

speak for yourself freakshow

― cutty, Thursday, 1 July 2010 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

u just got called

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 July 2010 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

BY A CUTTYHORSE

― scott seward, Thursday, 1 July 2010 21:51 (fourteen years ago)

i am never hanging out with you people at the beauty parlor.

― scott seward, Thursday, 1 July 2010 21:52 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/tom-cruise-tiny.jpg

― WEB SHERIFF ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ (LOLK), Thursday, 1 July 2010 22:51 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pbguXRExRk

― cutty, Friday, 2 July 2010 10:09 (fourteen years ago)

we just went hard

― fresno's wet (gbx), Friday, 2 July 2010 12:23 (fourteen years ago)

just two brothers, at a computer, bonding over hardness, no big whoop

― del griffith, Friday, 2 July 2010 13:41 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h73kd6wsBq0

― WEB SHERIFF ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ (LOLK), Friday, 2 July 2010 14:25 (fourteen years ago)

Yan Can Rock

― dan selzer, Friday, 2 July 2010 14:50 (fourteen years ago)

his name is paul... prodikeys was a concept before its time

― pablo (Pablo A), Saturday, 3 July 2010 03:09 (fourteen years ago)

thisisrockandroll

― obvious and old and bannable (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 3 July 2010 03:20 (fourteen years ago)

lol check out who's on comments page 2

― 不合作的方式 (r1o natsume), Saturday, 3 July 2010 13:53 (fourteen years ago)

looool gzeus

― the last air bud (crüt), Saturday, 3 July 2010 14:10 (fourteen years ago)

In the old days, posting such boing boing drivel would have earned u the ban hammer. noise board I am ashamed of u

― the food has a top snake of 1 (ulillillia), Saturday, 3 July 2010 19:34 (fourteen years ago)

¿RLY?

― WEB SHERIFF ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ (LOLK), Saturday, 3 July 2010 20:06 (fourteen years ago)

i'm just happy that the gzeus is alive and well and posting on the internet

― 不合作的方式 (r1o natsume), Saturday, 3 July 2010 21:40 (fourteen years ago)

dude got skills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_35KKa3b1c

― obvious and old and bannable (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 4 July 2010 04:59 (fourteen years ago)

^^ don't let ulillillia see that one

― WEB SHERIFF ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ (LOLK), Sunday, 4 July 2010 21:06 (fourteen years ago)

omg i love that dude forever

― fresno's wet (gbx), Sunday, 4 July 2010 21:11 (fourteen years ago)

the sexiest of the palsies
lol dude is pretty great

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 4 July 2010 22:08 (fourteen years ago)

omg i love that dude forever

― fresno's wet (gbx), Sunday, July 4, 2010 5:11 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

― no Atlantis is too underwater or fictional (dyao), Sunday, 4 July 2010 22:17 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI

― obvious and old and bannable (forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 July 2010 04:23 (fourteen years ago)

^goes really well with the vuvuzela button

― obvious and old and bannable (forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 July 2010 04:25 (fourteen years ago)

my friend darren from philly on america's got talent:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1D5j_fJMc0

― scott seward, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:03 (fourteen years ago)

LMFAO

― endless dougie (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:06 (fourteen years ago)

howie mandel pissed that dude is biting his routine

― obvious and old and bannable (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 19:39 (fourteen years ago)

great 20 minute documentary on darren on youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmhcYkcWQsk&feature=PlayList&p=014910D950DAA6B1&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=1

― scott seward, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 19:52 (fourteen years ago)

wow rainbow dude be trippin balls!

― did you mean: fart blasters? (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 20:23 (fourteen years ago)

ha, philly friends of mine who also purport to know that dude sent me that video.

― surfer blood for oil (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 21:59 (fourteen years ago)

he is the sweetest guy.

― scott seward, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 22:02 (fourteen years ago)

According to them he was genuinely upset with the way Idol treated him.

― surfer blood for oil (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 22:05 (fourteen years ago)

I mean not just the judging of his performance, but the whole experience. The performance was apparently partly a reaction to that. But I mean you can probably get a better version of this from him rather than secondhand from me.

― surfer blood for oil (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 22:05 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6622I420100703

― jaxon, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 22:57 (fourteen years ago)

http://i29.tinypic.com/30w7eir.jpg

― ᶠᵧᶸₒᶜᵤᵏ (LOLK), Thursday, 8 July 2010 04:30 (fourteen years ago)

http://jamiedubs.com/fuckflickr/data/thumb/Old-meme.jpg

― am0n, Thursday, 8 July 2010 05:14 (fourteen years ago)

gah!

― ᶠᵧᶸₒᶜᵤᵏ (LOLK), Thursday, 8 July 2010 05:23 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX0D4oZwCsA

― obvious and old and bannable (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 July 2010 14:08 (fourteen years ago)

I lolled until it turned into Pamapalpamoose

― beiber, benz or bentley (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 8 July 2010 14:27 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.familybiking.com.tw/lost_cat.html

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:46 (fourteen years ago)

i feel like 80% of the designers i know would do the same thing

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:48 (fourteen years ago)

OMGZ

― the soul of the avocado escapes as soon as you open it (Laurel), Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:53 (fourteen years ago)

ya right

― young werther's originals (s1ocki), Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:04 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha

is there a profession more filled with contempt for the people who keep its members in business

― max, Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:25 (fourteen years ago)

from here. not sure which is first. http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html

― jaxon, Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

i was totally trying to remember that site b/c i was like 'this is familiar' !

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

A friend and past "client who gets favors" sent that to me with a note that it reminded him of me. I forwarded it to my co-workers who all loved it, though one sent back the second one. I think the first one is so much funnier. All the extra stuff with the designer being all snarky is totally unnecessary.

― dan selzer, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:04 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6BoLc0GSF4

― the new hot dawg stand in compton (Pillbox), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:12 (fourteen years ago)

that's cool as fuck

― jed_, Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:21 (fourteen years ago)

chillwave music video

― ♥ ᶫᵧᵒₒᵛᵤᵉ ♥ (LOLK), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:44 (fourteen years ago)

morelike a kidz version of a Happy Mondays performance

― the new hot dawg stand in compton (Pillbox), Saturday, 10 July 2010 02:19 (fourteen years ago)

explain

― surfer blood for oil (Hurting 2), Saturday, 10 July 2010 02:48 (fourteen years ago)

someone's dying to get on Altered Zones

― ᵧₒᵤᶫᵒSᵉ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 10 July 2010 04:31 (fourteen years ago)

explain - bowl cuts, circa-90/91 neon sunglasses, turtlenecks & super-baggy t-shirts, shuffling & meandering about, holding microphones & not really doing anything w/ them, hallucinatory background screen & lighting, generally looking like they are having the BEST TIME EVER (of course, theirs is prob not chemically induced)

― the new hot dawg stand in compton (Pillbox), Saturday, 10 July 2010 13:00 (fourteen years ago)

whoa awesome czech out the new D/R/U/G/S video hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjAvIxPIiRI

― ♥ ᶫᵧᵒₒᵛᵤᵉ ♥ (LOLK), Saturday, 10 July 2010 16:29 (fourteen years ago)

really not into the kind of hpop/chillwave sounds in that bowl cut video; so bad & there's some real gems in the genre but man … the cookie cutter clones have arrived!

― the food has a top snake of 1 (ulillillia), Saturday, 10 July 2010 17:02 (fourteen years ago)

the bowlcut video is from Beautiful Swimmers. beardy disco dudes from i think DC. friends of pete sm1th/69. pretty sure that's an edit of an old boogie track, but not sure which one. this is another of their videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK4qpfUSFgY

― jaxon, Saturday, 10 July 2010 17:29 (fourteen years ago)

The music may be new, but I'm pretty sure the bowl-cut footage is straight from one of the STAR IN YR OWN ROCK VIDEO! kiosks they used to have at Cedar Point (&, I assume, many other amusement parks) in the late-80s/early-90s. I lol'd b/c I always wanted to make one, but they cost like $50+, so mom & dad weren't having it & seeing this its like so THIS is the experience I was so cruelly deprived of (pretty monumental experience tbh).

― the new hot dawg stand in compton (Pillbox), Saturday, 10 July 2010 18:10 (fourteen years ago)

i'm gonna have to dig up the one my sis & i did at disney world to spin doctor - 2 prince

― ♥ ᶫᵧᵒₒᵛᵤᵉ ♥ (LOLK), Saturday, 10 July 2010 18:26 (fourteen years ago)

holy shit fuck my S key

― ♥ ᶫᵧᵒₒᵛᵤᵉ ♥ (LOLK), Saturday, 10 July 2010 18:28 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xkn4a2K6Zms

― plax (ico), Saturday, 10 July 2010 18:29 (fourteen years ago)

Two Princes is my jam.

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Sunday, 11 July 2010 01:41 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8V2W_mRVVc
lol@1:15

― bnw, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 18:18 (fourteen years ago)

LOL

― the crucible of easily debunked e-mail fwds (stevie), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 19:47 (fourteen years ago)

gif it and loop it jhosh

― the crucible of easily debunked e-mail fwds (stevie), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 19:47 (fourteen years ago)

the internet already did!

http://i.imgur.com/klUCf.gif

― Bastards of Young Dro, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 19:48 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu60Xal2T_g

― circa1916, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 23:59 (fourteen years ago)

life goal: be as happy as that dude

― ॐ nom nom (m bison), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 00:07 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2a3nbTrO_c

― be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 00:10 (fourteen years ago)

imo

― be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 00:11 (fourteen years ago)

jane wiedlin so cute, never understood why security goes after beethoven

― balls, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 00:45 (fourteen years ago)

i love that fuckin' movie so much

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 04:46 (fourteen years ago)

Haha I was just abt to say exactly that!
So much love for bill & ted's, so much

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 05:13 (fourteen years ago)

thx to ade
http://pube.us/es/zwvj83v6gf56wdvmq0.gif

― colnagl (cozen), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 21:17 (fourteen years ago)

what film is that from?

― jed_, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 22:12 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z6xGU2_g9s

― colnagl (cozen), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 22:19 (fourteen years ago)

the beaver, xp

― caek, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 22:22 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AryQPWvlvU

― jed_, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 22:38 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_-NfKakS6A

― am0n, Thursday, 15 July 2010 19:43 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdtbm3FE_Ew

― del griffith, Thursday, 15 July 2010 20:10 (fourteen years ago)

― ultimate worrier (goole), Thursday, 15 July 2010 20:36 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― latebloomer, Thursday, 15 July 2010 21:05 (fourteen years ago)

the internet always gets the joke faster than i do

― i'm gonna need a +1 so me & a friend can kick you in the balls (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 July 2010 22:36 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSJco1gJNO0

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 15 July 2010 23:14 (fourteen years ago)

moustache you a question

― jed_, Thursday, 15 July 2010 23:20 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B55uUwMGorY&feature=player_embedded#!

― latebloomer, Thursday, 15 July 2010 23:45 (fourteen years ago)

"the internet always gets the joke faster than i do"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay5AOSxHqFU

― i'm gonna need a +1 so me & a friend can kick you in the balls (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 July 2010 03:09 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcat9KmWKSc

― i'm gonna need a +1 so me & a friend can kick you in the balls (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 July 2010 03:10 (fourteen years ago)

Extra unintended laughs available in Bedfellows video if you speak German. (Note to all: before you decide a Rammstein song sounds scary, consult a dictionary.)

― Three Word Username, Friday, 16 July 2010 20:54 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TugslL45aXk
^very much like an ilm discussion of indie rock

― bnw, Friday, 16 July 2010 21:03 (fourteen years ago)

http://giama.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/emo_cow.jpeg

― jaxon, Friday, 16 July 2010 22:00 (fourteen years ago)

^very much like an ilm discussion of indie rock

― bnw, Friday, July 16, 2010 5:03 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark

l-r: ILM, geir

― like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Friday, 16 July 2010 22:14 (fourteen years ago)

whaaaaa?!

ibex hilarity.

― jed_, Friday, 16 July 2010 23:42 (fourteen years ago)

YES!!!! I have watched that Ibex video approx 10 times since I posted it on FB yesterday and have laughed every time. That fucking guy.

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Sunday, 18 July 2010 01:36 (fourteen years ago)

I am in tears over that ibex.

― Fetchboy, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:31 (fourteen years ago)

PHH! GRRAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW

― 1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:34 (fourteen years ago)

I posted it on fb too and only one person liked it :`(

― dyao, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:43 (fourteen years ago)

Maybe they liked it on the inside.

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:53 (fourteen years ago)

there should be a button for that though.

― jed_, Sunday, 18 July 2010 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oKkgKn_W6Y

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 19 July 2010 03:27 (fourteen years ago)

xposts like the related video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8vxgjdCtQU&feature=related

― cozen, Monday, 19 July 2010 12:13 (fourteen years ago)

intelligent design

― gnarly sceptre, Monday, 19 July 2010 19:54 (fourteen years ago)

http://i27.tinypic.com/2v9c0w1.jpg

― 1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 03:32 (fourteen years ago)

I can't tell if he's serious or not

― 1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 03:33 (fourteen years ago)

poll

― jaxon, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 04:19 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSLRHvrOe6U

― joygoat, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 04:27 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think the end says "it was all a dream" so much as "i used to read word up magazine".

― am0n, Monday, July 19, 2010 5:53 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― jeff, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 06:21 (fourteen years ago)

I can't tell if he's serious or not

― 1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 04:33 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

either way hes a future american president

― one man meme-denier - jol in? (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 09:51 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhepLo1BZjvb720oLP

― zvookster, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 00:58 (fourteen years ago)

who is this guy

― cozen, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 14:38 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFpYaGufiJY&feature=player_embedded#!

― Michael B, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 14:53 (fourteen years ago)

wd buy "vagina" from iTunes

― Eric H., Wednesday, 21 July 2010 22:13 (fourteen years ago)

it's catchy as fuck

― zvookster, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 22:17 (fourteen years ago)

like herps

― jaxon, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

how the fuck is 2 + 2 = vagina?!

― jaxon, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 23:03 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6_6qg_iUyY

― am0n, Thursday, 22 July 2010 00:46 (fourteen years ago)

dude can jam for real but i heard he is basically high all the time and kind of a mean drunk

― be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Thursday, 22 July 2010 01:08 (fourteen years ago)

whatever, I can play circles around that freshwater otter

― 1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Thursday, 22 July 2010 01:08 (fourteen years ago)

he barely even knows what he's doing

― 1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Thursday, 22 July 2010 01:08 (fourteen years ago)

maybe you should try giving yourself to the music, like, just once in yr fucking life

― be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Thursday, 22 July 2010 01:09 (fourteen years ago)

I did, once. That freshwater otter was the greatest fucking pianist I've ever known. And now she's gone, GONE

― 1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Thursday, 22 July 2010 01:11 (fourteen years ago)

oh god rw said something was up, i never knew

― be told and get high on coconut (gbx), Thursday, 22 July 2010 01:13 (fourteen years ago)

ha that made an appearance @ the Δ official ilx ΔΔΔΔ***ALTERED ZONES***ΔΔΔΔ addendum blog Δ

― zvookster, Thursday, 22 July 2010 01:29 (fourteen years ago)

http://29.media.tumblr.com/Q3vCFPeTTgp1vumwZNflZz7So1_500.jpg

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 25 July 2010 21:43 (fourteen years ago)

wltm

― jed_, Sunday, 25 July 2010 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

"Chad"

― pies. (gbx), Sunday, 25 July 2010 23:36 (fourteen years ago)

his hair is a butt

― am0n, Monday, 26 July 2010 00:17 (fourteen years ago)

it's don van vliet in a parallel universe

― henri grenouille (Frogman Henry), Monday, 26 July 2010 01:21 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkTLOyvrDsk

― jaxon, Monday, 26 July 2010 18:33 (fourteen years ago)

omfg

― jed_, Monday, 26 July 2010 18:35 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OKQWQYS48Y

― selected ambient worker (another al3x), Monday, 26 July 2010 19:29 (fourteen years ago)

amazing!

― jed_, Monday, 26 July 2010 19:48 (fourteen years ago)

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4119/4831228102_c0d382df31_o.jpg

― jaxon, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 01:59 (fourteen years ago)

i'm going to burn in hell for it, but i lol'd

― i'm the kind of challop that's built to last (latebloomer), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 02:24 (fourteen years ago)

that's amazing

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 27 July 2010 02:25 (fourteen years ago)

how did he know which picture to upload

― You’re going off of her word that the farmer’s wife is the farmer’s wife? (dyao), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 02:25 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKlucE-5nIM&feature=player_embedded

― a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 14:31 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hvaeHllwtw

― del griffith, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 16:45 (fourteen years ago)

http://politics.freesitenow.com/basilmarceauxforgovernor/

― 2 + 2 is vah-gi-nah (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 16:58 (fourteen years ago)

Make sure that if national insurance is put in place, I will make sure the roots of such bill with not inclued any type measuring of the waist like other counties. quoted on 1/3/09

― 2 + 2 is vah-gi-nah (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 17:02 (fourteen years ago)

2.Equal Health care
a. a free gift program
b. take a look at and redo all mandtory insurance programs
c. See why dental is not in most plans a tooth aches hurt more than a back aches and no teeths depresses people

― 2 + 2 is vah-gi-nah (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 17:03 (fourteen years ago)

fuckin hell i'm losing my shit here

― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 17:06 (fourteen years ago)

8.Make the U.S. Flag in all state buildings and court fly right. if you fly a U.S.Flag you will fly it right

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 17:42 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=148&sid=11670304

j4s0n h4rdy: drunk, jackass, next door neighbor.

― what if "middlebrow" is pubes? (Matt P), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 23:33 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb4mU59-7jE&feature=player_embedded

― max, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 06:18 (fourteen years ago)

VOTE FOR ME AND IF I WIN I WILL IMMUNE YOU FROM ALL STATE CRIMES FOR THE REST OF YOU LIFE! (Except violating a citizen rights this would be a special punishment ) Making Tennessee the first state in the United States to actually listen to the U.S.and state Constitution ,and all cities charters

― i'm the kind of challop that's built to last (latebloomer), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 06:41 (fourteen years ago)

fuck you internet

I was promised a video of a cool dog mowing a lawn and a goddamn error occurs? this is bullshit.

― mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 19:45 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb4mU59-7jE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb4mU59-7jE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb4mU59-7jE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb4mU59-7jE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb4mU59-7jE

― max, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 19:56 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb4mU59-7jE

― max, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 19:56 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb4mU59-7jE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb4mU59-7jE

― max, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 19:56 (fourteen years ago)

that dog is cool

― del griffith, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 20:02 (fourteen years ago)

cool to the max

hehe

sorry

― "goof proof cooking, I love it!" (Z S), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 21:02 (fourteen years ago)

i could just eat you up!

― plax (ico), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 21:11 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNfbX6uvA6s&feature=player_embedded

― Michael B, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 22:25 (fourteen years ago)

skateboarding dog awesome

― cutty, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 22:41 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKlucE-5nIM

― bnw, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago)

that cool dog mowing lawn reminds me of that one dave chapelle skit in that episode of skits that they originally cut

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 22:46 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVYug8cHLIM

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 22:47 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAtNgoosVbk

― markers, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 23:00 (fourteen years ago)

Newport brought the LOLs

― jed_, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 23:51 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAAg6ePGZUE

esp. from 24s on

― markers, Thursday, 29 July 2010 14:07 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― am0n, Thursday, 29 July 2010 14:51 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb4mU59-7jE

― am0n, Thursday, 29 July 2010 14:51 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6SsY0gY410

― del griffith, Thursday, 29 July 2010 15:15 (fourteen years ago)

looooooooooooooool

― colossal fucking snob (cozen), Thursday, 29 July 2010 15:18 (fourteen years ago)

YES

― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 July 2010 15:20 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ justin bieber on a segway

― I think I'm Big Bird, Harold Hooper (crüt), Thursday, 29 July 2010 15:26 (fourteen years ago)

narration at bieber thing is amazing, dude is totally doing a marlon perkins

― i'm gonna need a +1 so me & a friend can kick you in the balls (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 July 2010 15:43 (fourteen years ago)

lol segway worst escape vehicle ever

― a hoy hoy, Thursday, 29 July 2010 15:52 (fourteen years ago)

MOONWALKER GIF ASAP

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 29 July 2010 18:29 (fourteen years ago)

in fact i would support a segregation measure that made separate but equal grocery stores for MOONWALKERS and NON-MOONWALKERS

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 29 July 2010 18:30 (fourteen years ago)

j0rdan otm, gif needed immediately

― markers, Thursday, 29 July 2010 18:32 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BymeLkZ7GqM

― still they got me like beezus (Pillbox), Thursday, 29 July 2010 21:07 (fourteen years ago)

awesome

― i'm gonna need a +1 so me & a friend can kick you in the balls (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 July 2010 21:29 (fourteen years ago)

YES

― 3-D MUTANT PENGUIN TITS! (latebloomer), Thursday, 29 July 2010 22:44 (fourteen years ago)

African movie trailers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 99.999% of Hollywood movies

― 3-D MUTANT PENGUIN TITS! (latebloomer), Thursday, 29 July 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago)

http://izismile.com/img/img3/20100730/1000/friday_collection_of_12.gif

― cozen, Friday, 30 July 2010 12:43 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hbTqXhwx1I&feature=player_embedded

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Friday, 30 July 2010 12:47 (fourteen years ago)

incredible (xpost @ who killed captain alex}

― a hoy hoy, Friday, 30 July 2010 13:41 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ moonwalking dog mower, thank u internet

― I think I'm Big Bird, Harold Hooper (crüt), Friday, 30 July 2010 13:44 (fourteen years ago)

it's 2010 in one 15 second youtube.

― i'm gonna need a +1 so me & a friend can kick you in the balls (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 July 2010 13:48 (fourteen years ago)

speechless...

― jed_, Friday, 30 July 2010 14:04 (fourteen years ago)

dying

― Theodore "Thee Diddy" Roosevelt (Hurting 2), Friday, 30 July 2010 15:31 (fourteen years ago)

felipealmeidamendes
13 hours ago
ACTION!!! ALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!

― am0n, Friday, 30 July 2010 15:46 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrtqZEobJSg

― am0n, Friday, 30 July 2010 15:49 (fourteen years ago)

Cooming Soon

― am0n, Friday, 30 July 2010 15:49 (fourteen years ago)

cooming post

― Gee, Officer Gukbe (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 30 July 2010 16:24 (fourteen years ago)

The car bleeds when it gets shot!

― i'm gonna need a +1 so me & a friend can kick you in the balls (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 July 2010 16:37 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6xnAaF8C-k

― a hoy hoy, Friday, 30 July 2010 20:29 (fourteen years ago)

thc in her system

― goole, Friday, 30 July 2010 20:34 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULP1qWOMY_M

― my objective was to get the ham (another al3x), Friday, 30 July 2010 23:04 (fourteen years ago)

hahahaha

― "goof proof cooking, I love it!" (Z S), Friday, 30 July 2010 23:05 (fourteen years ago)

i think "offstage surprise" is a great name for that video because it doesn't give away the ending like "THIS DRUMMER IS AT THE WRONG GIG!!!!L O"

― krippendorf's trife (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 30 July 2010 23:06 (fourteen years ago)

i think the drummer was at the right gig tho

― J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 23:06 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, that was a bad name for that video in so many ways

― krippendorf's trife (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 30 July 2010 23:07 (fourteen years ago)

i really want to do a column on the proper aesthetics of YouTubery.

― krippendorf's trife (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 30 July 2010 23:07 (fourteen years ago)

Christopher R Winkelmann

― plax (ico), Friday, 30 July 2010 23:11 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/8670/slide_8670_114980_large.jpg

― still they got me like beezus (Pillbox), Saturday, 31 July 2010 00:20 (fourteen years ago)

haha oh that's unfortunate

― horseshoe, Saturday, 31 July 2010 00:22 (fourteen years ago)

'DRUMMER AT RONG GIG LOL' drummer is superb, and more at the right gig than any of his bandmates.

― Jack BS, Saturday, 31 July 2010 02:04 (fourteen years ago)

i really don't think 'coverband surprise' would've worked for that video

― ␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆ (LOLK), Saturday, 31 July 2010 05:30 (fourteen years ago)

i mean wrong drummer lol didn't have a punchline to be ruined or anything

― ␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆ (LOLK), Saturday, 31 July 2010 05:32 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzmkmrt9kBk

not sure if this one has been posted yet

― van smack, Saturday, 31 July 2010 17:04 (fourteen years ago)

take that to the objectification of male/female sexes thread

― dyao, Saturday, 31 July 2010 17:20 (fourteen years ago)

a very playful dog

― I think I'm Big Bird, Harold Hooper (crüt), Saturday, 31 July 2010 17:22 (fourteen years ago)

http://britfa.gs/zoo/src/127972765759.jpg

― am0n, Saturday, 31 July 2010 17:39 (fourteen years ago)

take that to the objectification of male/female sexes thread

― dyao, Saturday, July 31, 2010 10:20 AM (19 minutes ago)

maybe it should go in this thread:
dogs are great dogs dogs dogs moar threads about DOGS

― van smack, Saturday, 31 July 2010 17:40 (fourteen years ago)

Antoine Dodson is a hero on many levels:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua-OqYZC1DA

― Fetchboy, Saturday, 31 July 2010 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

haha

― I think I'm Big Bird, Harold Hooper (crüt), Saturday, 31 July 2010 21:06 (fourteen years ago)

― am0n, Saturday, 31 July 2010 21:15 (fourteen years ago)

700 new posts by Monday.

― 2 + 2 is vah-gi-nah (Eric H.), Saturday, 31 July 2010 21:33 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/3530822107858701024/

― I think I'm Big Bird, Harold Hooper (crüt), Saturday, 31 July 2010 23:40 (fourteen years ago)

what a coincidence, people on this website say hen fap

― just to guetta rep (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 31 July 2010 23:42 (fourteen years ago)

That took NO time to meme up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw

― 8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 1 August 2010 14:33 (fourteen years ago)

haha, i love that forks is always patrolling for autotuned memes!

― just to guetta rep (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 1 August 2010 14:34 (fourteen years ago)

and shamisen memes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42E7lY1kYrM

― 8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 1 August 2010 14:35 (fourteen years ago)

What the hell is this nonsense?
http://www.factpile.com/warhammer-40k-vs-nintendo/

― 8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 1 August 2010 15:47 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.factpile.com/factpile-debating-rules/
Reminds me of that megacomplex roleplaying game that was discussed on here some time before

― 8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 1 August 2010 15:50 (fourteen years ago)

and shamisen memes!

― 8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 1 August 2010 15:35 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ok this sounds like it needs to be sampled in mariah carey's next #1 single and will be ridiculously huge.

― a hoy hoy, Sunday, 1 August 2010 16:14 (fourteen years ago)

noise birds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A43JOxLa5MM&start2=&h=1

― my objective was to get the ham (another al3x), Sunday, 1 August 2010 17:34 (fourteen years ago)

that didn't work...

― my objective was to get the ham (another al3x), Sunday, 1 August 2010 17:35 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=xttp://www.xoutube.com/v/p8qp3whnsDw&start1=0&video2=xttp://www.xoutube.com/watch?v=A43JOxLa5MM&start2=&h=1

change xoutube to youtube it'll be worth it i promise

― my objective was to get the ham (another al3x), Sunday, 1 August 2010 17:37 (fourteen years ago)

actually it works just like that!

― my objective was to get the ham (another al3x), Sunday, 1 August 2010 17:38 (fourteen years ago)

worked first time for me!

― "goof proof cooking, I love it!" (Z S), Sunday, 1 August 2010 17:38 (fourteen years ago)

Death Metal Camels also classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z8n1RPz3pQ

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Sunday, 1 August 2010 17:44 (fourteen years ago)

click the second link... the rooster is doubled with another metal bird

― my objective was to get the ham (another al3x), Sunday, 1 August 2010 17:48 (fourteen years ago)

A+, E

― markers, Sunday, 1 August 2010 17:51 (fourteen years ago)

Alex I hadn't clicked that - it's good lol

I still really want to know why those camels were ever in a car to begin with.

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Sunday, 1 August 2010 17:54 (fourteen years ago)

http://johnwolcott.tumblr.com/

― max, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 02:32 (fourteen years ago)

http://johnwolcott.tumblr.com/post/721773888

― max, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 02:34 (fourteen years ago)

wondrin whether that's mostly sad tbh

― let it sb (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 02:34 (fourteen years ago)

http://johnwolcott.tumblr.com/post/884547259/youre-the-reason-i-joined-tumblr-youre-cute

― markers, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 02:36 (fourteen years ago)

not sure whats sad about something so hilarious

― max, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 02:38 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, this tumblr is amazing

"is this a stroke"

― markers, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 02:39 (fourteen years ago)

ok his escapades with a broken space bar are quite something

― let it sb (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 02:44 (fourteen years ago)

where is the e mail
what is the e mail

consider me fully converted

― let it sb (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 02:46 (fourteen years ago)

louis... you know its not real, right

― max, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 02:46 (fourteen years ago)

theres nothing left to believe in

― markers, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 02:46 (fourteen years ago)

im thru w/ tumblr

― let it sb (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 02:49 (fourteen years ago)

why does this

― my objective was to get the ham (another al3x), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 03:54 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w

― Fetchboy, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 19:05 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrZbVLLuaAk

what the hell

― goole, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turboencabulator

― dan selzer, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 20:04 (fourteen years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vYPxSnHgH0A/TFe3rHvLmFI/AAAAAAAAA9I/MLwRtxQELOg/s1600/backdoor.jpg

― goole, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 20:22 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 20:22 (fourteen years ago)

Turboencabulator is awesome; belongs in nerd lolz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXW0bx_Ooq4

― 8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 20:30 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLDgQg6bq7o&feature=related

― Fetchboy, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 20:40 (fourteen years ago)

I was going to say "you have got to be shitting me" re: goole's pic but um maybe not the best turn of phrase all things considered

― Mayor Hickenlooper and the liberal agenda (HI DERE), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 20:43 (fourteen years ago)

lol dan

― markers, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 20:48 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lchaAtrwkE4

― cutty, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:34 (fourteen years ago)

hero4774
2 hours ago 11
‎1 - Bangs
2 - Pac
3 - Biggie
4 - Jada
5 - Cam

damn, girl on bed is serious WS

― jaxon, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

meet her on facebooque jaxon

― cutty, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:53 (fourteen years ago)

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/165403-3/Ice_creamed_dancing.gif

― markers welby, S.B. (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:02 (fourteen years ago)

omgawd

― cutty, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:07 (fourteen years ago)

i'm like 89% sure this isn't fake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iurBQbs8iy8

― del griffith, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:23 (fourteen years ago)

why in the hell would you put your hand on it

― markers, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:26 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, totally fake

― markers, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:27 (fourteen years ago)

http://bit.ly/b4Jt5q

― markers, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:29 (fourteen years ago)

ha. holy shit, i was gonna make a joke that dude in this commercial looked like Bangs, but didnt wanna get into an all black people look alike convo, but it really is him!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wM0B4XMu5A&feature=channel

― jaxon, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:50 (fourteen years ago)

i found that girl's fb
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=337661304446&ref=search

― jaxon, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 22:59 (fourteen years ago)

her real myspace. ha
http://www.myspace.com/jexie123

― jaxon, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 23:03 (fourteen years ago)

show her your pet bunny

― 8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 23:31 (fourteen years ago)

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/155123-1/Anteater.jpg

― I think I'm Princess Peach... King Koopa (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 14:16 (fourteen years ago)

SUP

― jaxon, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 15:01 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgeuM-MjBks

― jaxon, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 19:05 (fourteen years ago)

lollin @ screencap

― torch song trill o.g. (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 19:09 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLT66yJBYbA

― joygoat, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 21:11 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJlft1lFigk&feature=player_embedded

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 August 2010 00:44 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GTfq2m-SnY&feature=player_embedded

― Sébastien, Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:55 (fourteen years ago)

Basil Marceaux strikes again:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnx-SqMYknI&feature=popular

― 3-D MUTANT PENGUIN TITS! (latebloomer), Thursday, 5 August 2010 02:05 (fourteen years ago)

basil marceaux was apparently a guest on jimmy kimmel recently? and he's been featured on the colbert report on at least two occasions now that i'm aware of. he is the best.

― del griffith, Thursday, 5 August 2010 02:07 (fourteen years ago)

"He'll start a war he can't win/ Obama is the 'leopard king'"

Ummm... this sounds like the dude before him mr. crazy preaching guy. Also LOL.

― a hoy hoy, Thursday, 5 August 2010 10:38 (fourteen years ago)

Holy shit at "It's Prophesied"! "The Anti-Christ is not your friend..." Thanks for the tip, man!

― Tuomas, Thursday, 5 August 2010 13:27 (fourteen years ago)

this guy's awes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzqajALxdRQ

― goole, Thursday, 5 August 2010 13:41 (fourteen years ago)

world war 3, coming this fall

― goole, Thursday, 5 August 2010 13:41 (fourteen years ago)

Now, the first thing you must do to prepare mentally is to convince yourself that world war three is going to occur.

― markers, Thursday, 5 August 2010 13:43 (fourteen years ago)

"Third Eagle of the Apocalypse" is the coolest nickname

― 8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 August 2010 13:46 (fourteen years ago)

forgot that noah was the only dude on god's earth not to have sex with DEMONS

"for example, they keep OIL in their LAMPS" SEXUAL

― a hoy hoy, Thursday, 5 August 2010 16:56 (fourteen years ago)

super cool that this guy's a catholic, i think?? end times thugs are usually from the evangelical/charismatic end. cool to me anyway.

― goole, Thursday, 5 August 2010 16:58 (fourteen years ago)

http://i29.tinypic.com/qohtn5.gif

― torch song trill o.g. (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 5 August 2010 21:19 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BLVvJMKP9c

― "goof proof cooking, I love it!" (Z S), Friday, 6 August 2010 00:48 (fourteen years ago)

i want an mpc3k so bad

― ␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆ (LOLK), Friday, 6 August 2010 00:56 (fourteen years ago)

I want to have a reason (and the strength) to pick up a street lamp.

― "goof proof cooking, I love it!" (Z S), Friday, 6 August 2010 00:57 (fourteen years ago)

i have watched that before. no more ludicrous than, say, streethawk or manimal

― 8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 August 2010 03:22 (fourteen years ago)

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/165245-1/Washing_machine_brick.gif

― pies. (gbx), Friday, 6 August 2010 03:58 (fourteen years ago)

ha. not as cool as that, but in college, we had sort of a slum lord landlord. our washer broke and he left it at the top of a large staircase for a few months. finally when we were moving out, we all had an office space printer moment and kicked the shit out of that thing and it fell down 50some stairs. really satisfying

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/4560/smasho1.gif

― jaxon, Friday, 6 August 2010 04:28 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLOuUhEekyU

better stop filming the burglar to get this drunk guy o_O

― sorprendentemente noioso (onimo), Friday, 6 August 2010 15:17 (fourteen years ago)

just like the old dude in the fast show, the super long lead in to the inevitable disaster.

― "It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Friday, 6 August 2010 15:23 (fourteen years ago)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1283/4663867844_0299c4804a.jpg

― am0n, Friday, 6 August 2010 19:28 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― frap rock (crüt), Friday, 6 August 2010 19:30 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqUl1AUiSIw

― cozen, Friday, 6 August 2010 20:20 (fourteen years ago)

xposts woops

― cozen, Friday, 6 August 2010 20:21 (fourteen years ago)

LOl Meet Me On The Facebook

― Tolaca Luke (admrl), Friday, 6 August 2010 20:29 (fourteen years ago)

HotPie1138
16 minutes ago
MEE ME ON De FAE BOO

― Tolaca Luke (admrl), Saturday, 7 August 2010 01:20 (fourteen years ago)

http://1.download.advertise.myspace.com/0a/94/91/16949109cee15e8714dbd06217d60c9e_final.jpg http://1.download.advertise.myspace.com/0c/1e/fa/bd1efa95d07b0c4102a4a25b22178e25_final.jpg

― am0n, Saturday, 7 August 2010 06:13 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S6mOBRi-Zk&feature=player_embedded

― caek boss (latebloomer), Saturday, 7 August 2010 07:43 (fourteen years ago)

This song is in response to Jon Lajoie's "Pedophile beards".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCtrmbuSKpQ

― cozen, Saturday, 7 August 2010 11:08 (fourteen years ago)

been waiting for tmnt to come out for years tbh

― my objective was to get the ham (another al3x), Sunday, 8 August 2010 18:59 (fourteen years ago)

all the TMNT videos from that show are must see. holy shit.

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 8 August 2010 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

http://home.comcast.net/~janicak/tmntnet2.mov

― am0n, Sunday, 8 August 2010 21:00 (fourteen years ago)

"hey april, don't cut me no slack"

― am0n, Sunday, 8 August 2010 21:04 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XydJx3zQ-w&feature=player_embedded

― caek boss (latebloomer), Monday, 9 August 2010 18:42 (fourteen years ago)

gotta love aliens that sound like a retired southern guidance counselor

― caek boss (latebloomer), Monday, 9 August 2010 18:43 (fourteen years ago)

i don't remember Turtles well enough to know what is happening at the end of TMNTijuana Bibles

― hoes on my jick 'cause i look like stephen malkmus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 9 August 2010 18:54 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVWUaH2mCt4

― ('_') (omar little), Monday, 9 August 2010 20:34 (fourteen years ago)

Cool deer stealing wife

― pies. (gbx), Monday, 9 August 2010 20:35 (fourteen years ago)

stealing : humping :: tomayto : tomahto

― people are for loving (HI DERE), Monday, 9 August 2010 20:36 (fourteen years ago)

dude's lack of response makes it seem like he was expecting this sooner or later.

― 8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 August 2010 20:51 (fourteen years ago)

"If you love something, ~~let it get humped by a deer~~ set it free."

― people are for loving (HI DERE), Monday, 9 August 2010 20:53 (fourteen years ago)

tht deer's a viking at stealing wives

― cozen, Monday, 9 August 2010 21:52 (fourteen years ago)

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_cbbBv68fCZ4/RrfN8tZnxbI/AAAAAAAABKk/kESJEVRmwcI/Girl%27s+Love+Breakcore.jpeg

― Tolaca Luke (admrl), Monday, 9 August 2010 22:14 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Monday, 9 August 2010 22:46 (fourteen years ago)

idgi

― shake that ˁxᴥxˀ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 9 August 2010 22:54 (fourteen years ago)

http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/08/09/flight-attendant-activates-exit-chute-after-dispute-at-j-f-k-then-flees/?src=tptw

― cutty, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 01:31 (fourteen years ago)

yes...what do you think about it?

― Tolaca Luke (admrl), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 01:32 (fourteen years ago)

hero

― cutty, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 01:52 (fourteen years ago)

oompa loompa

― jaxon, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 02:01 (fourteen years ago)

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/687/tumblrl6uzlw42nh1qb01n4.jpg

― del griffith, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 03:18 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVi12_o-llU&feature=player_embedded

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 23:33 (fourteen years ago)

from latebloomer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9AnwYi2Frk

― jaxon, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 23:35 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTaSR6ocSLo

― seger ros (crüt), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 23:36 (fourteen years ago)

LOLZ @ giant rude kid

― seger ros (crüt), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 23:39 (fourteen years ago)

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5zvwcsZkV1qcex8do1_500.jpg

― gr8080, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 00:18 (fourteen years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l68f85lSi61qzjrxco1_500.jpg

― gr8080, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 00:18 (fourteen years ago)

back of neck reads "4 LIFE"

― 8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 01:57 (fourteen years ago)

earth crisis wrote a song about that guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnlXrTfMx-s

― am0n, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 01:59 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:17 (fourteen years ago)

hawww

― caek boss (latebloomer), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:43 (fourteen years ago)

Basil Marceaux 3,526 votes

― 8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 09:00 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBvakgglAPM

― am0n, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 15:44 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ8ZGoEqjTo

― a man without his raincoat (another al3x), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 19:57 (fourteen years ago)

awesome

― cutty, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 22:51 (fourteen years ago)

so good

― markers, Thursday, 12 August 2010 03:21 (fourteen years ago)

I can't help it, I end up reposting like 1/3 of the videos in this thread to facebook

― "goof proof cooking, I love it!" (Z S), Thursday, 12 August 2010 03:26 (fourteen years ago)

I posted the reading rainbow clip to facebook with the caption "awesome new Chillwave band" or something. Many laughs.

― dan selzer, Thursday, 12 August 2010 03:31 (fourteen years ago)

apparently you have friends that are more in the know than i do. i posted it and said "chillwave & witch house" and got zero responses

― jaxon, Thursday, 12 August 2010 05:04 (fourteen years ago)

yep, same here, my "friends" are always like "we miss you son, why don't you return our calls"

― "goof proof cooking, I love it!" (Z S), Thursday, 12 August 2010 05:09 (fourteen years ago)

3 of the responses were from ILX people.

― dan selzer, Thursday, 12 August 2010 05:10 (fourteen years ago)

i posted it and said "i wrote this song" and then these models came over and had a threesome with me

― max, Thursday, 12 August 2010 05:19 (fourteen years ago)

riding the literacywave

― markers, Thursday, 12 August 2010 05:27 (fourteen years ago)

and onto my facewave it goes

― 8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 August 2010 15:50 (fourteen years ago)

thamedusa
1 hour ago
i can't help but imagine fat children jumping up and down in slo-motion to this while eating subway sammitches... :D

― 8o---e*.\\\||///.*ə---o8 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 August 2010 15:51 (fourteen years ago)

lol I posted reading rainslow, too

― Trip Maker, Thursday, 12 August 2010 16:00 (fourteen years ago)

as a child i desperately wanted a reading rainbow to sweep over me and transform me into an astronaut

― caek boss (latebloomer), Thursday, 12 August 2010 18:39 (fourteen years ago)

Hey I remember that show. I guess we had it in the UK too.

But you guys didn't have Dogtanian and The Three Muskethounds, at least not according to my wife

― The world's leaders on pills (admrl), Thursday, 12 August 2010 18:40 (fourteen years ago)

The first few seconds of Reading Rainslow remind me of Gong

― The world's leaders on pills (admrl), Thursday, 12 August 2010 18:41 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLKOkXopRxg&feature=player_embedded#at=85

― caek boss (latebloomer), Thursday, 12 August 2010 18:51 (fourteen years ago)

I lolled at this. Hate the laugh track tho:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MFtl2XXnUc

― The world's leaders on pills (admrl), Thursday, 12 August 2010 18:59 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mepAAApvh4&feature=player_embedded

― caek boss (latebloomer), Sunday, 15 August 2010 13:50 (fourteen years ago)

I've been to THE COOL CHURCH before!!

― gr8080, Sunday, 15 August 2010 17:15 (fourteen years ago)

god, they used to have the most insane TV commercials back in the 90's but i cant find any on youtube!!!!!!! like that clip^^ doesnt do it any justice.

i did find this though: http://www.thecoolchurch.com/cgi-bin/gx.cgi/AppLogic+FTContentServer?pagename=FaithHighway/10000/8000/230TU/welcome

the one time i went it was crazy-- pastor dude had a mullet that was like flat top + buzzed sides + long blond curtain in the back. they do 100% original music that was super weird and amateur but everyone was way into it. they had the lyrics up on a big projection screen with badass backgrounds of lightening and stuff, interspersed with live footage of other mullet dudes taking guitar solos and stuff (this was 10 years ago so it was maybe a little more impressive/wow these guys really care about "technology" than today). the pastor dude plays drums and he sat on this huuuuge drum platform like 7 steps up above the rest of the band. i think he's a bit of an egomaniac. i felt more than once like i was at the Church Of the Mullet Pastor not a christian church.

oh yeah also he had an electric drum kit with real cymbals. like waaaaay too many cymbals that he hardly ever used.

the day i was there he was preaching on some old testament story about some guys who got drunk once and saw some visions. after 15 tedious minutes on pointless etymology he took a 90 degree turn and started preaching about how getting drunk was bad. he wrapped the whole thing up with a video clip (5 years before youtube and still early days of DVDs) of this Cosby Show episode. It was the one where Cliff and Clair leave town and Theo throws a kegger and Cliff gives him a lecture at the end. he was very somber when discussing the consequences Theo had to deal with as a result of getting drunk.

more like The Co_Ol Church amirite.

― budget gr8080 (gr8080), Sunday, 15 August 2010 18:58 (fourteen years ago)

http://wildcat.arizona.edu/2.2258/catnip-1.170786

Holy Crap: The Cool Church

Taking on Tucson's "The Cool Church" is kinda like beating a dead horse - then again, I don't like horses that much. Recently the local press has reamed Tucson Community Church founding pastor David McAllister for his claims that homosexuality reduces life-expectancy by more than 30 years and for his church services that are more like gay-bashing rock concerts (...funny, and I thought Jesus told us to "love one another").

But "The Cool Church" wasn't that much of a problem until it started flooding local airwaves with idiotic commercials. Shot in the McAllister's living room, the church's 30-second spot features the frantic pastor shaking a golf club, jocularly threatening to bash his big-screen TV in the name of God. Even more intimidating than his forced charisma is his attire. Wearing a polo shirt three sizes too small tucked into his jeans (sans belt), the muscle-bound pastor (equipped with a puka shell necklace and bleached-blond hair) looks more like a '90s frat boy than anything that should be associated with the words "cool" or "church."

Besides, going to church is suppose to be boring and painful. If God wanted church to be fun, he would have had Jesus die doing something chic, like bungee jumping or overdosing on drugs.

― budget gr8080 (gr8080), Sunday, 15 August 2010 19:00 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha awesome

― caek boss (latebloomer), Sunday, 15 August 2010 20:22 (fourteen years ago)

being nailed to shit is pretty hardcore tho

― puerile aretha franklin jokes (crüt), Sunday, 15 August 2010 20:26 (fourteen years ago)

i know most ppl dont think """mashups""" are very lol but feeling AND loling this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WGoo9VzNos&feature=player_embedded#!

― budget gr8080 (gr8080), Sunday, 15 August 2010 23:51 (fourteen years ago)

http://image1.findagrave.com/photos250/photos/2010/136/6458218_127415708630.jpg http://image1.findagrave.com/photos250/photos/2010/136/6458218_127415708630.jpg http://image1.findagrave.com/photos250/photos/2010/136/6458218_127415708630.jpg http://image1.findagrave.com/photos250/photos/2010/136/6458218_127415708630.jpg

― P oco, Monday, 16 August 2010 00:59 (fourteen years ago)

x-post - OK I am also loling and loving Invisible Gurls.

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Monday, 16 August 2010 04:26 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVtEX1J7tXQ

― puerile aretha franklin jokes (crüt), Monday, 16 August 2010 05:13 (fourteen years ago)

THE WILD WOMEN
THE WILD WOMEN
THE RIPPIN' AND THE TEARIN'
THE RIPPIN' AND THE TEARIN'

― budget gr8080 (gr8080), Monday, 16 August 2010 05:36 (fourteen years ago)

http://feedback.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=amanda3949&iid=-1&de=off&items=25&which=negative&interval=365&_trkparms=negative_365

― sorprendentemente noioso (onimo), Monday, 16 August 2010 10:07 (fourteen years ago)

O_O

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Monday, 16 August 2010 10:40 (fourteen years ago)

animal surf shorts

― bettie serviette (electricsound), Monday, 16 August 2010 10:50 (fourteen years ago)

http://static.neatorama.com/images/2010-08/khaan-plate.jpg

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 03:01 (fourteen years ago)

i lold

― markers, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 03:55 (fourteen years ago)

more ugandan film preview madness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3PobjfA9sg
^was sent to me with the subject "guy turns into satan and satan turns into a water bottle"

― this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 15:34 (fourteen years ago)

http://cgi.ebay.com/BOOTY-ENHANCEMENT-Spell-Cast-Powerful-Wiccan-Witch-/220496575102?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0#ht_6847wt_1165

― a man without his raincoat (another al3x), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 19:12 (fourteen years ago)

mildly nsfw

― a man without his raincoat (another al3x), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 19:13 (fourteen years ago)

Seriously inquiries only please.

― dyao, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 21:09 (fourteen years ago)

otm

― markers, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 21:19 (fourteen years ago)

But you guys didn't have Dogtanian and The Three Muskethounds, at least not according to my wife

― The world's leaders on pills (admrl), Thursday, August 12, 2010 6:40 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark

dunno about UK but we had it

― k¸ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 08:42 (fourteen years ago)

i can vouch

― plax (ico), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 10:45 (fourteen years ago)

fell off in a big way after series one imo

― k¸ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 10:46 (fourteen years ago)

"musket"?

― jed_, Thursday, 19 August 2010 10:04 (fourteen years ago)

of course we got dogtanian and the 3 musketeers

― ___wayne_grow___ (cozen), Thursday, 19 August 2010 10:10 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6kJnduB4L4

― this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 August 2010 17:57 (fourteen years ago)

Quite a few of these out there:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-LzyvQ_jBQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSPtz7wVDHI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldPQLtp70Qg

― this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 August 2010 18:00 (fourteen years ago)

and count on you to find all of them i guess?

― plax (ico), Friday, 20 August 2010 07:20 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glii-kazad8

― ? (dyao), Friday, 20 August 2010 07:33 (fourteen years ago)

xp, there's more; those are highlights
i can't help it that this is all i do, dude

― this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 August 2010 07:35 (fourteen years ago)

dyao otm

― bela guolaosi (cozen), Friday, 20 August 2010 08:12 (fourteen years ago)

I feel bad about laughing at that dog

― you doesn't hasta call me johnson (CaptainLorax), Friday, 20 August 2010 19:00 (fourteen years ago)

i dont think the dog minds

― markers, Friday, 20 August 2010 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, but it's sort of equivalent to laughing at a dog with a cone around it's head trying to eat something off the floor

― you doesn't hasta call me johnson (CaptainLorax), Friday, 20 August 2010 19:51 (fourteen years ago)

nah, the dog with a cone isn't having fun.

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 20 August 2010 22:57 (fourteen years ago)

ws btw

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 20 August 2010 22:59 (fourteen years ago)

http://i805.photobucket.com/albums/yy331/anago/shitters_full.jpg

― cutty, Saturday, 21 August 2010 15:04 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x70pWpIDqGs

― Sun Tea (Pillbox), Sunday, 22 August 2010 03:23 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.vitalads.net/banners/8e/8e312eb241f320f6edf202b8cd9fa454.jpg

― dmr, Sunday, 22 August 2010 13:18 (fourteen years ago)

If that's a woman, she has a literal case of swamp butt creeping up

― Z S, Sunday, 22 August 2010 14:47 (fourteen years ago)

"Do you feel like a chicken?"

"well if I could shoot an egg out my nose right now, I would"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6qrj_lIFbQ

― TACOS, NM (admrl), Sunday, 22 August 2010 16:28 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3cpf-BMlAI&feature=related

― TACOS, NM (admrl), Sunday, 22 August 2010 16:31 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLKOkXopRxg

― jaxon, Monday, 23 August 2010 21:19 (fourteen years ago)

Damage ContrLOLz

― meth boyfriend (gr8080), Monday, 23 August 2010 21:25 (fourteen years ago)

Damage ContrLOLz

― BIG HII'M aka the teendriver (crüt), Monday, 23 August 2010 21:29 (fourteen years ago)

belongs in ws imo

― max, Monday, 23 August 2010 21:43 (fourteen years ago)

NUTS

― jaxon, Monday, 23 August 2010 22:03 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmsQcpDp0UQ

― cozémon (cozen), Tuesday, 24 August 2010 11:48 (fourteen years ago)

well done: http://gawker.com/5620109/here-are-the-ten-funniest-jokes-in-all-of-britain-explained

― BruNo Más (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 24 August 2010 13:13 (fourteen years ago)

I think the Frederic Names explanation may be apocryphal...

― dayo, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 13:48 (fourteen years ago)

lolz in 2 movements
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93Hp5SyObP8&feature=player_embedded

― Sébastien, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 22:43 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_8SafV-Mu8

― Sun Tea (Pillbox), Tuesday, 24 August 2010 23:12 (fourteen years ago)

bus girl is awesome

― this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 00:15 (fourteen years ago)

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7nbrgrm9V1qajg12o1_500.jpg

― del griffith, Wednesday, 25 August 2010 02:28 (fourteen years ago)

kinda nsfw, you see a man's butt for a sec

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__Co6GAaXFw

― pun gent (another al3x), Thursday, 26 August 2010 16:17 (fourteen years ago)

holy shit

― i can feel it coming in the air tonight, so frickin' bad (goole), Thursday, 26 August 2010 16:21 (fourteen years ago)

amazing

― hold me, thrill me, kiss me, lil b (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 26 August 2010 16:23 (fourteen years ago)

omg looooool

― markers, Thursday, 26 August 2010 16:56 (fourteen years ago)

Best noize baord LOLZ post in years.

― Fetchboy, Thursday, 26 August 2010 17:04 (fourteen years ago)

i'm gonna buy two of whatever it ends being viral marketing for. hoping miniwheats

― pun gent (another al3x), Thursday, 26 August 2010 17:25 (fourteen years ago)

i was gonna say; doing that with a real haybaler would kill u
then i realized i was a pedantic killjoy

― this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 August 2010 17:37 (fourteen years ago)

how does a haybaler even work?

― hold me, thrill me, kiss me, lil b (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 26 August 2010 17:38 (fourteen years ago)

given the straight edges of the hay bale i imagine some sort of cutting takes place

― diamonddave85, Thursday, 26 August 2010 17:42 (fourteen years ago)

A type of baler which is less common today in some places but which is still prevalent in many countries such as New Zealand and Australia to the exclusion of large bales produces small rectangular (often called "square") bales. Each bale is about 15 in x 18 in x 40 in (40 x 45 x 100 cm). The bales are wrapped with two, three, or sometimes four strands of knotted twine. The bales are light enough for one person to handle, about 45 to 60 inches (1.1 to 1.5 m).

To form the bale, the material to be baled, (which is often hay or straw) in the windrow is lifted by tines in the baler's pickup. This material is then dragged or augered into a chamber that runs the length of one side of the baler. A combination plunger and knife moves back and forth in the front end of this chamber. The knife, positioned just ahead of the plunger, cuts off the material at the spot where it enters the chamber from the pickup. The plunger rams the material rearwards, compressing it into the bales. A measuring device measures the amount of material that is being compressed and, at the appropriate length it triggers the mechanism (the knotter) that wraps the twine around the bale and ties it off. As the next bale is formed the tied one is driven out of the rear of the baling chamber onto the ground or onto a special wagon hooked to the rear of the baler. This process continues as long as there is material to be baled, and twine to tie it with.

― this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 August 2010 17:46 (fourteen years ago)

so basically some kid is going to try this and fucking die

― hold me, thrill me, kiss me, lil b (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 26 August 2010 17:48 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.farminjuryblog.com/2009/07/articles/hay-balers/hay-balers-the-most-dangerous-farm-machine/

i'm excited about exploring this blog

― pun gent (another al3x), Thursday, 26 August 2010 17:50 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYwlNtb4168

― cutty, Thursday, 26 August 2010 18:41 (fourteen years ago)

According to reports collected over more than 30 years, hundreds of farmers and laborers have suffered unnecessary amputations of their limbs, degloving (removing of the skin and tissue) of their arms and hands, and death

1) i would hate to think about NECESSARY amputations that were performed using a hay baler

2) really, really didn't need to learn the phrase "degloving"

― joygoat, Thursday, 26 August 2010 18:48 (fourteen years ago)

2) really, really didn't need to learn the phrase "degloving"

gis doesn't disappoint

― pun gent (another al3x), Thursday, 26 August 2010 18:58 (fourteen years ago)

omg

― cutty, Thursday, 26 August 2010 19:04 (fourteen years ago)

day ruined

― cutty, Thursday, 26 August 2010 19:05 (fourteen years ago)

jesus. the very first one hits the ball right out of the park and the rest don't let up.

― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 26 August 2010 19:13 (fourteen years ago)

time for fetal position.

― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 26 August 2010 19:13 (fourteen years ago)

apologies for the anti-lols

― pun gent (another al3x), Thursday, 26 August 2010 20:21 (fourteen years ago)

Why do I never have will power when I really need it?

― Fetchboy, Thursday, 26 August 2010 20:21 (fourteen years ago)

degloving gis + cutty's youtube playing in the background

― dayo, Friday, 27 August 2010 00:34 (fourteen years ago)

feel like we need to do a t/s between cutty's music video and the ambiguously gay japanese crimefighting duo vehicle thingy

― dayo, Friday, 27 August 2010 00:34 (fourteen years ago)

somehow managing to stop from gis'ing degloving
i think the last time I couldn't keep from looking was "harlequin baby" and I learned my lesson then.

― this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 August 2010 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

OH MY GOD I JUST GISD HARLEQUIN BABY AAAAAAAAA

― gr8080, Friday, 27 August 2010 09:00 (fourteen years ago)

idgi?

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs26/f/2008/139/8/5/Baby_Harley_Quinn____by_ghost_of_dreams.jpg

― dayo, Friday, 27 August 2010 09:02 (fourteen years ago)

GIS WTF

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 27 August 2010 14:02 (fourteen years ago)

Oh God, harlequin babies! So sad. :(

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Friday, 27 August 2010 20:38 (fourteen years ago)

Hey ladies, want a raise? Better make sure to wash your vaginas on the big day!!

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs394.snc4/45698_465662301067_727781067_6876831_6003862_n.jpg

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Friday, 27 August 2010 20:40 (fourteen years ago)

good advice even if you don't want a raise!

― a hoy hoy, Friday, 27 August 2010 21:01 (fourteen years ago)

Well she is working on the XXX project.

― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Friday, 27 August 2010 21:02 (fourteen years ago)

x-post Actually it's not. Douching is really pretty bad for vaginal health and it's totally unnecessary.

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Friday, 27 August 2010 21:03 (fourteen years ago)

But that's by the by really. I'd just like to see the ad for a dude urging him to wash his stinky balls before any important work negotiations.

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Friday, 27 August 2010 21:07 (fourteen years ago)

That is some of the most gauche copywrighting I've ever seen, though to be fair, it's not douche just fancy external pussy-wash for the more susceptible/soft-headed.

― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Friday, 27 August 2010 21:08 (fourteen years ago)

could use a reminder every now and again tbh

― goole, Friday, 27 August 2010 21:09 (fourteen years ago)

PowerMan's Ball Bath and Taint Scrub - Never let'em see you sweat!

― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Friday, 27 August 2010 21:11 (fourteen years ago)

Ha, I didn't actually read into the article, and as an english male I still don't really know what this american douche thing is or whatever. just meant, you know, have a clean vagina.

― a hoy hoy, Friday, 27 August 2010 21:11 (fourteen years ago)

OK fair point Michael but Summer's Eve do make douche so I associate them with that automatically. Separate special external pussy wash in pastel colored packaging specifically targeting ladies who think they're not so fresh or whatever is still pretty unnecessary imo.

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Friday, 27 August 2010 21:12 (fourteen years ago)

advertising in advertising something unecessary shocker

― a hoy hoy, Friday, 27 August 2010 21:13 (fourteen years ago)

If I smell weird bathroom perfume type smells emanating from a girls crotchular region, I'm going to find that even less appetizing.

― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Friday, 27 August 2010 21:15 (fourteen years ago)

It's kind of the equivalent of putting mango/hibiscus lipgloss on and hoping it improves your breath.

― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Friday, 27 August 2010 21:17 (fourteen years ago)

Don't ask me how I know about that, btw.

― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Friday, 27 August 2010 21:17 (fourteen years ago)

lol I didn't mean to turn lols thread into the Dos and Don'ts of female genital hygiene although I will happily start an ILTMI thread for that if you're curious. I just think it's odd, ridiculous, and pretty damn funny that SE choose this particular angle for a print ad.

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Friday, 27 August 2010 21:19 (fourteen years ago)

"i hear tell the vagina-havers are in fact employed these days. can we use this?"

― goole, Friday, 27 August 2010 21:22 (fourteen years ago)

haha

― horseshoe, Friday, 27 August 2010 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

Their website is a lol fucking minefield of insecurity and bullshit.

― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Friday, 27 August 2010 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

I should take some pictures of the lactacyd ads I see around here

― dayo, Saturday, 28 August 2010 02:39 (fourteen years ago)

I like step 7 though, it's CYA for "no we're not actually suggesting that you straddle your boss's face so that he'll give you a raise"

― dayo, Saturday, 28 August 2010 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcgVUtojg68

― joygoat, Saturday, 28 August 2010 04:06 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ summer's eve ad

― Danny DeGlover (latebloomer), Saturday, 28 August 2010 10:47 (fourteen years ago)

2) really, really didn't need to learn the phrase "degloving"
gis doesn't disappoint

!!!DO Not GIS!!!

(yikes)

― Sun Tea (Pillbox), Saturday, 28 August 2010 12:34 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xrvWHaa8EQ&feature=player_embedded

― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 28 August 2010 21:27 (fourteen years ago)

http://holymaurymotherofgod.tumblr.com

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7uluz1TKw1qbipv3o1_500.gif
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7tt3mthbu1qbipv3o1_400.gif
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7rtvwjwQa1qbipv3o1_400.gif
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7ufyvfcBZ1qbipv3o1_r1_500.gif
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7ko5bFghb1qbipv3o1_500.gif
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l73przqcYz1qbipv3o1_500.gif
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7e0kfFCZR1qbipv3o1_500.gif

― gr8080, Sunday, 29 August 2010 04:37 (fourteen years ago)

soooo classic

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 29 August 2010 04:37 (fourteen years ago)

http://carlosmiller.com/2010/08/27/horny-videographer-ruins-nyc-photo-shoot/

The action starts a little after the 2:50 mark.

― gr8080, Sunday, 29 August 2010 04:45 (fourteen years ago)

see ya goober!

― Danny DeGlover (latebloomer), Sunday, 29 August 2010 04:57 (fourteen years ago)

"The model and her entourage"

― Danny DeGlover (latebloomer), Sunday, 29 August 2010 04:58 (fourteen years ago)

YES to the Maury ones.

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Sunday, 29 August 2010 05:12 (fourteen years ago)

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6bri7B9Tk1qbipv3o1_500.png

― Danny DeGlover (latebloomer), Sunday, 29 August 2010 07:13 (fourteen years ago)

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l664fnYU2s1qbwyip.gif

― Danny DeGlover (latebloomer), Sunday, 29 August 2010 07:16 (fourteen years ago)

i told grady that he should be proud of himself cuz a lot of this blog is very post-three frames

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 29 August 2010 07:19 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.crushi.com/SportsLe/thumbnails/DCP_0822_JPG_jpg.jpg

― Baluchistan of Landscape Avocado (Pillbox), Sunday, 29 August 2010 07:19 (fourteen years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7qyp2L7Xd1qbipv3o1_500.gif

― a hoy hoy, Sunday, 29 August 2010 09:59 (fourteen years ago)

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7czickBcS1qbipv3o1_500.png

― a hoy hoy, Sunday, 29 August 2010 10:12 (fourteen years ago)

omg LJ

― dayo, Sunday, 29 August 2010 10:41 (fourteen years ago)

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l63fnc8dN41qbwyip.gif

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 29 August 2010 17:50 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3S_GgidItY

― bnw, Monday, 30 August 2010 02:55 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPZuHFrawz4

cool dog in swing

― dayo, Monday, 30 August 2010 02:57 (fourteen years ago)

SUP

― J0rdan S., Monday, 30 August 2010 03:06 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.balloon-juice.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Ithinkhejustdescribednoreservations.png

― max, Monday, 30 August 2010 23:32 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha

― gr8080, Monday, 30 August 2010 23:41 (fourteen years ago)

dude is otm.

― not everything is a campfire (ian), Monday, 30 August 2010 23:45 (fourteen years ago)

blaze with haze

― bnw, Monday, 30 August 2010 23:53 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ baby on tv screen in the background:
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5nbkka9ve1qbwyip.gif

― gr8080, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 02:05 (fourteen years ago)

hahahahahahahaha

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 02:17 (fourteen years ago)

last one i promise:
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5ykil3ShL1qbwyip.gif

― gr8080, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 02:17 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ dancing babby

― the banana boat username (crüt), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 02:26 (fourteen years ago)

my ideal career would be anthony bourdain's minus having to eat raw seal eyeballs

― the banana boat username (crüt), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 02:29 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/0b357147c5e096e91f08ee504d2eaf814g.jpg

lolling at security guy

― pootent pootables (nickalicious), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 04:10 (fourteen years ago)

Well done USA. I guess this is why China's in charge of the world now.

― Bremen, Leipzig, Hannover, Frankston (S-), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 05:02 (fourteen years ago)

The best part about dancing baby is that there are two of them.

― Fetchboy, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 14:27 (fourteen years ago)

^^^^

― Danny DeGlover (latebloomer), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 19:55 (fourteen years ago)

been away from the internet for a few days, did this already get posted everywhere?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc9xq-TVyHI

dog's a true hero btw

― jaxon, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 21:43 (fourteen years ago)

First I've seen it. The dog has moves for sure but I'm a little embarrassed for it in that skirt.

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 21:52 (fourteen years ago)

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7squffx7w1qzx1e0o1_500.jpg

― daλo suzuki (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 19:12 (fourteen years ago)

the digital photo editing apparent in this JPEG diminishes the humorous impact intended. an authentic photograph, free of "doctoring," depicting the group's recorded material actually within the wash basin may have elicited genuine laughter.

― del griffith, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 19:21 (fourteen years ago)

i don't understand

― this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 19:24 (fourteen years ago)

IN SINK

― the banana boat username (crüt), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 19:35 (fourteen years ago)

/tuomas

― this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 19:38 (fourteen years ago)

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=127185813

― cutty, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 20:22 (fourteen years ago)

alright who's the studman

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/2765/79598990.jpg

― del griffith, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 20:38 (fourteen years ago)

Originally Posted by worker1 View Post
Where do you get pictures that are the same with and without clothes? Are they photoshopped?

hahaaha, if this dude is trolling or tuomasing, i'm laughing either way

― miccio kurihara (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 20:42 (fourteen years ago)

Uh is it just me or do the girls in the bottom one look about 12?

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 20:44 (fourteen years ago)

Also I laughed at In sink but it doesn't take much tbh.

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 20:50 (fourteen years ago)

http://awesome.good.is.s3.amazonaws.com/transparency/web/1008/burning-man/transparency.jpg

― BOND ZORN aka the mp3 player (gr8080), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 20:57 (fourteen years ago)

full size: http://awesome.good.is.s3.amazonaws.com/transparency/web/1008/burning-man/transparency.jpg

― BOND ZORN aka the mp3 player (gr8080), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 20:57 (fourteen years ago)

http://wearecentralpa.com/wtaj-news-fulltext/?nxd_id=203465&shr=addthis

― del griffith, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 22:23 (fourteen years ago)

oh no way lolllll

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 22:25 (fourteen years ago)

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/ddd.jpg

― BOND ZORN aka the mp3 player (gr8080), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 22:32 (fourteen years ago)

http://albumtacos.tumblr.com/

― Danny DeGlover (latebloomer), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 22:47 (fourteen years ago)

my personal fav:

http://albumtacos.tumblr.com/photo/1280/1039270644/1/tumblr_l7xq2kJ5g41qzl444

― Danny DeGlover (latebloomer), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 22:49 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.kmbc.com/video/24837823/detail.html

― max, Friday, 3 September 2010 06:33 (fourteen years ago)

best if you also get the ad for the KC renaissance faire before the video

― max, Friday, 3 September 2010 06:33 (fourteen years ago)

they shot the rubber

― shorn_blond.avi (dayo), Friday, 3 September 2010 09:35 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUPKKbmWMZ8

― am0n, Friday, 3 September 2010 15:38 (fourteen years ago)

good luck arizona

― do you know sixty (electricsound), Friday, 3 September 2010 15:40 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gyR0ZIdoMM&feature=player_embedded

― jed_, Saturday, 4 September 2010 02:46 (fourteen years ago)

peekaboo!

― scott seward, Saturday, 4 September 2010 03:04 (fourteen years ago)

har

― this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 4 September 2010 04:07 (fourteen years ago)

http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/peeping-peggy.gif

― this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 4 September 2010 04:10 (fourteen years ago)

put cat in mad men gif plz

― Dan I., Saturday, 4 September 2010 10:12 (fourteen years ago)

comments on the cat video are lolll

huge argument on whether it's "fake"

― dmr, Saturday, 4 September 2010 23:00 (fourteen years ago)

nellowys------------------In Mother Russia, cat looks after you!
4 hours ago 2

fess up

― jed_, Saturday, 4 September 2010 23:11 (fourteen years ago)

http://i51.tinypic.com/26097iq.gif

― Kerm, Sunday, 5 September 2010 17:33 (fourteen years ago)

thanking u

― Dan I., Sunday, 5 September 2010 18:27 (fourteen years ago)

oh, internet

― this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 September 2010 19:13 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/sUjxw.jpg

― van smack, Sunday, 5 September 2010 21:34 (fourteen years ago)

nice 3.5's, g

― bnw, Sunday, 5 September 2010 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

each w/ half an mp3

― markers, Sunday, 5 September 2010 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

3.5s and a digital camera??

― Chaki doesn't have beef with unicorn (stevie), Sunday, 5 September 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago)

softens hands while you do dishes

― Kerm, Sunday, 5 September 2010 23:22 (fourteen years ago)

real thugs use zipdisks

― dy (max) ia (crüt), Sunday, 5 September 2010 23:37 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKMTSGgJPGA&feature=player_embedded#!

― Michael B, Monday, 6 September 2010 18:59 (fourteen years ago)

mc loi

― + +, Monday, 6 September 2010 19:46 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyXrSJpQ_tk

cool dog riding turtle

― grandma: smells and textures :: 180 (dayo), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 02:53 (fourteen years ago)

A++

― markers, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 03:06 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-WZU1X--IM&feature=player_embedded

― When I'm back in my old 'hood (Hopkins, Minnesota) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 16:47 (fourteen years ago)

kinda lol mostly terrifying

― cozen, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 16:55 (fourteen years ago)

real boats nail the furniture down, but that's p scary yeah

― k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 16:56 (fourteen years ago)

cruise liner is a ship not a boat iirc

― caek, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 16:58 (fourteen years ago)

then they should use the parts of the sea for ships, where you don't need to nail the furniture down imo

― k¸ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 17:00 (fourteen years ago)

ppl need to learn to just roll w/ it

― markers, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 17:46 (fourteen years ago)

http://fuckingpowerpointgold.tumblr.com/

― cozen, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 18:26 (fourteen years ago)

for forkslovetofu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIoG4PlEPtY

― jaxon, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:58 (fourteen years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l853uuTp4g1qdyqfmo1_400.jpg

― grandma: smells and textures :: 180 (dayo), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

"so...what is your business plan"

"blogging...I can't really put it into words...but I hope this picture will clear things up"

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l853qzV2zu1qdyqfmo1_400.jpg

― grandma: smells and textures :: 180 (dayo), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 22:53 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4jiqYcUoOk

― am0n, Tuesday, 7 September 2010 23:12 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoytrHE821o

― Baluchistan of Landscape Avocado (Pillbox), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 01:24 (fourteen years ago)

lollin @ dayo's post with the dude on the bench

― markers, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 02:49 (fourteen years ago)

ocean liner chick gets knocked the fuck out at 44
i like the new autotune song! 1 million views in less than a week!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgOBtHDUel4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5V_hfvxjvM

― Gulab jamun (Gulab Jamun) into the syrup please. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 03:36 (fourteen years ago)

also lolz at "there's no proof of people going to the restroom until they tell you about it"

― Gulab jamun (Gulab Jamun) into the syrup please. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 03:39 (fourteen years ago)

that cruiseliner clip is pretty fun if you pick your laptop up and tilt it from side to side as you watch it

― del griffith, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 04:07 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/09QFI.gif

― cozen, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 14:34 (fourteen years ago)

where is that from

― goole, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 14:40 (fourteen years ago)

is that watermelon juice or her face being smashed

― acoleuthic, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 14:42 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cfeTZNcA3g

― Eric H., Wednesday, 8 September 2010 14:44 (fourteen years ago)

the amazing race

"I can't feel my face"
http://www.twitvid.com/Q41DB

― cozen, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 14:44 (fourteen years ago)

backin' up is rly great

― srahell (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 14:47 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.kmbc.com/video/24837823/detail.html

― max, Friday, 3 September 2010 07:33 (5 days ago)

the original fwiw

― srahell (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 14:48 (fourteen years ago)

jeez watermelon face

― k¸ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 14:49 (fourteen years ago)

http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/dailyloaf/files/2009/03/gallagher11.png

― morbetoragus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 14:55 (fourteen years ago)

^photo would make a nice "deal with it" jpg

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 8 September 2010 14:59 (fourteen years ago)

they don't call it the amazing face for nothing

― Gulab jamun (Gulab Jamun) into the syrup please. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 17:41 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etH3Hjn3vkI

― Gulab jamun (Gulab Jamun) into the syrup please. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 September 2010 20:10 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMgyi57s-A4

― (e_3) (Edward III), Friday, 10 September 2010 03:01 (fourteen years ago)

..& A MASTERS DEGREE IN COMMUNICATION!!

(didn't know you could get one of those while living in a van down by the river)

― Baluchistan of Landscape Avocado (Pillbox), Friday, 10 September 2010 03:37 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLXp0_NzF4w

― Lil Wayans Bros (S-), Friday, 10 September 2010 07:20 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/FomQI.gif

― pun gent (another al3x), Friday, 10 September 2010 12:51 (fourteen years ago)

holy fuck

― k¸ (darraghmac), Friday, 10 September 2010 13:32 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py0ui5NQiEE

― am0n, Friday, 10 September 2010 14:18 (fourteen years ago)

first of all, cunthunt 777

― am0n, Friday, 10 September 2010 14:38 (fourteen years ago)

second of all, lolgermany

― am0n, Friday, 10 September 2010 14:39 (fourteen years ago)

cunthunt 777 needs to be polled

― always be cozen (dayo), Friday, 10 September 2010 16:05 (fourteen years ago)

cunthunt vs boredoms vs autechre

― frankie t lamps baby (nakhchivan), Friday, 10 September 2010 16:08 (fourteen years ago)

are they in a sleeping bag factory?

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 10 September 2010 16:14 (fourteen years ago)

guy in green shirt = fezaffe?

― am0n, Friday, 10 September 2010 16:53 (fourteen years ago)

Cunthunt 777 is a beatdown hardcore band from Germany.

― Baluchistan of Landscape Avocado (Pillbox), Friday, 10 September 2010 17:58 (fourteen years ago)

:57 lol

― sleep, Friday, 10 September 2010 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

i like 1:56

― am0n, Friday, 10 September 2010 18:47 (fourteen years ago)

i think they're in a sweatpant factory

― jaxon, Friday, 10 September 2010 18:59 (fourteen years ago)

friend of mine is a hardcore/metal kid. we dj soul together occasionally. he used to wear sweatpants exclusively. it's now his dj name. sometimes hypersweats. kinda terrible imo, but who am i to talk about dj names

(been thinking of changing to Jase of Bass)

― jaxon, Friday, 10 September 2010 19:10 (fourteen years ago)

nb ws '11 should not be called cunthunt 77

― cozen, Friday, 10 September 2010 19:12 (fourteen years ago)

:57 lol

― sleep, Friday, September 10, 2010 1:25 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i like 1:56

― am0n, Friday, September 10, 2010 1:47 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

― goole, Friday, 10 September 2010 20:20 (fourteen years ago)

the big dude reminds me of the big nazi guy indiana jones fights in raiders next to the plane

― latebloomer, Friday, 10 September 2010 20:31 (fourteen years ago)

OK this is amazing and there is a good chance the big dude might be my cousin. Forget about everything else, the sweatpants sorta make this for me.

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Friday, 10 September 2010 20:58 (fourteen years ago)

I was trying to figure out what they're singing about but can only make out about 5 words. P sure "ventil" means valve tho.

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Friday, 10 September 2010 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

chief of finance, drums - curt
lord of riff, guitars - holger
administrator of party, bass - stefan
master of retardment, voc 1 - mario
slayer of virginity, voc 2 - alexander
brothers:
officer violence - christopher
nick ta mére - nico

http://www.myspace.com/cunthunt777

― frankie t lamps baby (nakhchivan), Friday, 10 September 2010 21:04 (fourteen years ago)

OK this is amazing and there is a good chance the big dude might be my cousin. Forget about everything else, the sweatpants sorta make this for me.
― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Friday, September 10, 2010 4:58 PM (10 minutes ago)

wait, really?

― markers, Friday, 10 September 2010 21:09 (fourteen years ago)

No, not really. P similar though.

― master of retardment (ENBB), Friday, 10 September 2010 21:10 (fourteen years ago)

;_; \(^o^)/

― markers, Friday, 10 September 2010 21:14 (fourteen years ago)

slayer of virginity

― jaxon, Friday, 10 September 2010 21:37 (fourteen years ago)

read from bottom up. fabolous' twitter

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8evgwD0ZE1qz7f9to1_500.jpg

― jaxon, Friday, 10 September 2010 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

awesome

― latebloomer, Friday, 10 September 2010 22:11 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha

― n-word scissorhands (gr8080), Friday, 10 September 2010 22:14 (fourteen years ago)

fab is sorta slowly becoming kat stacks i think

― Gulab jamun (Gulab Jamun) into the syrup please. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 September 2010 22:26 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― master of retardment (ENBB), Friday, 10 September 2010 23:07 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie2cZFbv2l8

― del griffith, Saturday, 11 September 2010 03:22 (fourteen years ago)

Has this been posted? I feel like it should have been because I've seen it a couple places already and if it has I'm sorry but yeah, I LOLd:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I&feature=player_embedded

― master of retardment (ENBB), Saturday, 11 September 2010 03:58 (fourteen years ago)

and it's also sort of a jam

― master of retardment (ENBB), Saturday, 11 September 2010 03:58 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_-iQF8Hg0w

― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 11 September 2010 04:51 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha^

― bruno mar(ker)s (gr8080), Saturday, 11 September 2010 09:01 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.foundfootagefest.com/videos/fart-movie

― Gulab jamun (Gulab Jamun) into the syrup please. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 11 September 2010 13:43 (fourteen years ago)

a fun and ridiculous tale, indeed

― latebloomer, Saturday, 11 September 2010 19:12 (fourteen years ago)

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgksB8_CiZioLWZ8p.a5O2.v5HNG;_ylv=3?qid=20100911144539AAoo7qt

― ...European (admrl), Saturday, 11 September 2010 21:52 (fourteen years ago)

;_y

― markers, Saturday, 11 September 2010 21:53 (fourteen years ago)

Sure you could wear them. Call them men's or women's boots. If you like them, then wear them, I wear women's boots and I'm a guy. They are almost the same as yours. These are mine http://www.flickr.com/photos/39715038@N0…
Source(s):
55

― ...European (admrl), Saturday, 11 September 2010 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsDCOeYmp6eTRQMjKDuy4A2v5HNG;_ylv=3?qid=20100911142404AAqfplc

― ...European (admrl), Saturday, 11 September 2010 21:58 (fourteen years ago)

buddytyree
1 hour ago
Jesus Christ I'm glad I quit this hipster shit.

― ...European (admrl), Saturday, 11 September 2010 22:10 (fourteen years ago)

http://i55.tinypic.com/28l6osk.jpg

― harbl essences (crüt), Sunday, 12 September 2010 08:10 (fourteen years ago)

^the power of the 'book, yo

― bruno mar(ker)s (gr8080), Sunday, 12 September 2010 08:12 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/09000d5d81a76666/Mascot-eats-cheerleader?module=HP_cp3_package

although the thumbnail is funnier to me for some reason:
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/gdsgdgdgd.jpg

― bruno mar(ker)s (gr8080), Sunday, 12 September 2010 21:05 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBvsCPpbqEs

― http://tinyurl.com/vrrr0000m (Pleasant Plains), Sunday, 12 September 2010 21:13 (fourteen years ago)

haha j0rdan just sent me a diff version of the raptors one.

imo that hits at a kind of humor that is totally primal

― bruno mar(ker)s (gr8080), Sunday, 12 September 2010 21:17 (fourteen years ago)

sorry i just cant stop loling at the nfl putting this all over nfl.com

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/fffffffff.jpg

― bruno mar(ker)s (gr8080), Sunday, 12 September 2010 22:31 (fourteen years ago)

gif it and loop it, jh0sh

― waka flocka flame for all time (dayo), Sunday, 12 September 2010 23:10 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u24NkJsqdE

― Kerm, Sunday, 12 September 2010 23:18 (fourteen years ago)

whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 12 September 2010 23:18 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMgyi57s-A4

― am0n, Monday, 13 September 2010 04:47 (fourteen years ago)

^ vigorous, thunderous lols

"I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!!!"

― del griffith, Monday, 13 September 2010 15:20 (fourteen years ago)

meth is a helluva drug

― harbl essences (crüt), Monday, 13 September 2010 15:23 (fourteen years ago)

@ 1:44

"IN THE MIDDLE OF OPPORTUNITY....*whimper*...excuse me, in the middle of difficulty"

― am0n, Monday, 13 September 2010 15:25 (fourteen years ago)

loool

― harbl essences (crüt), Monday, 13 September 2010 15:26 (fourteen years ago)

I posted the phil davison one already but that was pre-cunthunt fervor and I can't blame you for not opening the full thread it's crashtastic

when I first saw it last thursday there were only 300 views, it's at 750K now

― (e_3) (Edward III), Monday, 13 September 2010 16:11 (fourteen years ago)

it was once a vast untouched territory of virgin lols

― (e_3) (Edward III), Monday, 13 September 2010 16:14 (fourteen years ago)

still waiting on the autotune vers

― (e_3) (Edward III), Monday, 13 September 2010 16:16 (fourteen years ago)

o my bad

― am0n, Monday, 13 September 2010 16:25 (fourteen years ago)

xpost

omg yes

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 13 September 2010 16:33 (fourteen years ago)

maddow played about 80% of it on her show last thurs

― "ill samosa, hoos" "gibreel, big wrink" (gr8080), Monday, 13 September 2010 21:30 (fourteen years ago)

conclusion: we are all forksclovetofu

― harbl essences (crüt), Monday, 13 September 2010 21:31 (fourteen years ago)

his tone resembles nothing so much as that of a televangelist

― acoleuthic, Monday, 13 September 2010 21:34 (fourteen years ago)

is that a vid of forksclovetofu

― signori, baiano, roy, kolyvanov, shalimov, rambaudi, petrescu (cozen), Monday, 13 September 2010 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

i do drive a ford stratus so

― Gulab jamun (Gulab Jamun) into the syrup please. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 September 2010 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

no such thing; i wish you weren't a liar

― del griffith, Monday, 13 September 2010 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

*whimpers*

― Gulab jamun (Gulab Jamun) into the syrup please. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 September 2010 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

dude you HAVE no koran
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5qCK2c-ZvQ&feature=player_embedded

― "ill samosa, hoos" "gibreel, big wrink" (gr8080), Monday, 13 September 2010 23:42 (fourteen years ago)

politics does not touch football...

politics is

winner
takes
all

― subtle like the g in 'goole' (dayo), Monday, 13 September 2010 23:58 (fourteen years ago)

classic

― jeff, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 00:00 (fourteen years ago)

America Loves Eating Cheerleaders

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/4241/screenshot20100913at807.png

LOL @ "raiders embarrassed"

― http://tinyurl.com/vrrr0000m (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 01:10 (fourteen years ago)

loooool

― "ill samosa, hoos" "gibreel, big wrink" (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 01:46 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySyYiw5xG34&feature=related

― Jack BS, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 15:59 (fourteen years ago)

#
aawrld2
1 year ago

i can play that wit my cock come on somin harder

― elmao fuiudd (am0n), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 16:06 (fourteen years ago)

idgi

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 16:07 (fourteen years ago)

Dude can't count to 4

― jaxon, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 16:42 (fourteen years ago)

dude should've added some BLAST BEATS

― markers, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 16:58 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlOyl8m5X00

^ metal Coldplay

― markers, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 16:59 (fourteen years ago)

3:19 esp, btw

― markers, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 16:59 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQEj_ZkQ-j0

― jeff, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 18:52 (fourteen years ago)

^^ a.k.a how your sausage is made.

― http://tinyurl.com/vrrr0000m (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 18:54 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.railbirds.com/gallery/2007/11/7598CocaineSmiley.gif

― elmao fuiudd (am0n), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 18:54 (fourteen years ago)

was just thinking

― Gulab jamun (Gulab Jamun) into the syrup please. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 18:58 (fourteen years ago)

Until forks posted his comment, I thought that little smiley was pushing a fader up on the soundboard.

― http://tinyurl.com/vrrr0000m (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 19:06 (fourteen years ago)

"it was just a fader officer"

― Gulab jamun (Gulab Jamun) into the syrup please. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 19:39 (fourteen years ago)

The Cameo intro is pretty impressive.

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:10 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.justin.tv/byron_tv34#/w/386880592/2 is essential viewing while its on btw. new jack of ecw fan fucking lol.

― a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:15 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udKY9I7Bp7U

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 21:28 (fourteen years ago)

this is prob already on ringtone thread but
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhvmo6U7TGYh6mUI19
(thanks crut)

― "ill samosa, hoos" "gibreel, big wrink" (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 September 2010 22:22 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV0_e-cSo2A

― a fucking knitted scarf (another al3x), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 16:04 (fourteen years ago)

http://x24.x24garcia.com/images/snicker.gif

― http://tinyurl.com/vrrr0000m (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 16:17 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znmUFE4y7h4

― elmao fuiudd (am0n), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 16:39 (fourteen years ago)

JAM is awesome

― Dan I., Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:14 (fourteen years ago)

I wonder how many thousands of jingles they've produced

― Dan I., Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:16 (fourteen years ago)

that parade one is soo fucking funny and obnoxious

― "Hipster" as prerogative. (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 17:22 (fourteen years ago)

i keep watching that, gets better n better

― am0n, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 19:00 (fourteen years ago)

update on rat-tail skater who stopped koran burning:

He's now 23 and works at a pizzeria. "If people want to make fun of me for that," he says, "they should know I enjoy cooking pizza more than they enjoy their office jobs." He once made a YouTube cooking show.

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2010/09/340x_custom_1284585629755_quranlong.jpg

― "ill samosa, hoos" "gibreel, big wrink" (gr8080), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 22:31 (fourteen years ago)

oops link: http://gawker.com/5639146/koran-hero-has-a-dream-i-want-to-be-in-high-times

― "ill samosa, hoos" "gibreel, big wrink" (gr8080), Wednesday, 15 September 2010 22:31 (fourteen years ago)

wkiw

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 15 September 2010 22:40 (fourteen years ago)

for at least 20 mins while eating pizza

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 15 September 2010 22:41 (fourteen years ago)

then he'd prob get annoying

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 15 September 2010 22:41 (fourteen years ago)

omg that quote A+

― markers, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 22:51 (fourteen years ago)

dude you HAVE no sban

― Gulab jamun (Gulab Jamun) into the syrup please. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 September 2010 00:52 (fourteen years ago)

Thank God for pizza shops.

― Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Thursday, 16 September 2010 00:58 (fourteen years ago)

so all my students get to pick their own english names, which is how i am to refer to each of them.

so far, i have:

Ball
Stone
Sony
Heyman
Kix
Ocean
(a big girl named) Husky
Mary Mary
Amazing Bo
Mooncake
Mr. Ho
Rambo
Fungi (he knows)
Edison and Newton (friends)
Monkey
No No
Fish
Cat
2 Bees, and, for some reason,
4 Ivans

My co-teacher has a tall, somewhat gormphy girl named Dorkus (him: "i couldn't not laugh")and a young man who goes by the name (<3<3) "One Dollar Angela Baby"

― rent, Wednesday, September 15, 2010 5:40 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark

― "ill samosa, hoos" "gibreel, big wrink" (gr8080), Thursday, 16 September 2010 03:55 (fourteen years ago)

Keep Monkey away from Mooncake

― (a big girl named) Husky (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 September 2010 03:57 (fourteen years ago)

I had a student named F-1 and a student named Demon.

Dorkus is pretty fresh though!

― Z S, Thursday, 16 September 2010 03:58 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=82906#unread

― "ill samosa, hoos" "gibreel, big wrink" (gr8080), Thursday, 16 September 2010 04:01 (fourteen years ago)

via the schef:
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/tumblr_l8uumdSeYo1qaepm4o1_1280.png

― "ill samosa, hoos" "gibreel, big wrink" (gr8080), Thursday, 16 September 2010 20:43 (fourteen years ago)

meeting up with your readers for cupcakes

― (markers)___(/O_O)-☞___ (markers), Thursday, 16 September 2010 20:45 (fourteen years ago)

needs to go in NAGL thread

― (a big girl named) Husky (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 September 2010 21:01 (fourteen years ago)

i look pretty great in mine

― ☞ ☹ (markers), Thursday, 16 September 2010 21:03 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgJkl2jCA5Y

― Muscus ex Craneo Humano (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:47 (fourteen years ago)

inevitable:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HX5-ulcdXc&NR=1

― "ill samosa, hoos" "gibreel, big wrink" (gr8080), Friday, 17 September 2010 02:44 (fourteen years ago)

dope

― ☞ ☹ (markers), Friday, 17 September 2010 04:00 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ drunk Goldblum!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85rcd5hq2ds

― Paul McCartney to be Fetid at White House (Pillbox), Friday, 17 September 2010 19:53 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVPNdLU1VFg

― del griffith, Sunday, 19 September 2010 19:50 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4EvrgNAp0o

― Muscus ex Craneo Humano (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 19 September 2010 22:28 (fourteen years ago)

crossposted w/ ILP:
http://www.youtube.com/v/dvu2QPQLlYA&fs=1&hl=en

― "ill samosa, hoos" "gibreel, big wrink" (gr8080), Monday, 20 September 2010 00:08 (fourteen years ago)

megalolz

― harbl madness (latebloomer), Monday, 20 September 2010 03:13 (fourteen years ago)

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs345.ash2/62511_432121195973_675375973_5549545_7803231_n.jpg

― jaxon, Monday, 20 September 2010 03:15 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― master of retardment (ENBB), Monday, 20 September 2010 03:18 (fourteen years ago)

loooooool

― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Monday, 20 September 2010 04:53 (fourteen years ago)

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs607.snc4/58738_552213088555_17401756_32190831_2693372_n.jpg

― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Monday, 20 September 2010 14:01 (fourteen years ago)

vivitar ad blowing my mind
totally inspired by nothing less or more than valuable warehouse space full of 35mm cameras

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 20 September 2010 14:16 (fourteen years ago)

(kind of lol but mostly sad. sorry.)

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 20 September 2010 14:16 (fourteen years ago)

loooool @ ilxor's picture -- took me about three seconds to get the reference

― ☞ ☹ (markers), Monday, 20 September 2010 14:31 (fourteen years ago)

― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Monday, 20 September 2010 15:18 (fourteen years ago)

you guys need your own board

― J0rdan S., Monday, 20 September 2010 19:18 (fourteen years ago)

if my fellow ilxors cant get an I Love Football board off the ground I doubt anyone would be for an I Love Pitchfork Band-Related Jokes board d00d

― I'm just Grinderman, y'all never mind me (markers), Monday, 20 September 2010 19:21 (fourteen years ago)

plus, you love a good BSS joke deep down

― I'm just Grinderman, y'all never mind me (markers), Monday, 20 September 2010 19:21 (fourteen years ago)

holy shit - now i get the dog thing!

― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 20 September 2010 20:24 (fourteen years ago)

hahahahaha ;)

― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Monday, 20 September 2010 20:43 (fourteen years ago)

plus, you love a good BSS joke deep down

Buuuut -- BSS themselves are the joke, amirite?

― ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Monday, 20 September 2010 20:43 (fourteen years ago)

http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs391.snc3/23845_1366963020044_1410735762_1015269_2782954_n.jpg

― am0n, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 05:07 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.mmo-symposium.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dune_witt.jpg

― dmr, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 20:01 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErlhXmMOFtI&feature=player_embedded

― harbl madness (latebloomer), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 22:31 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.phototheluxe.co.uk/images_crystal%5C23-sleutelhanger-zl-large-front.jpg
http://www.foremostcrystal.com/images/3dheadlg2_1_.gif

― MIA Deren Brown Sugar Ray Leonard Cohen Afterworld (admrl), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 22:37 (fourteen years ago)

^^wanted to give those as gifts for xmas one year (w/ my face in them) but theyre like $80 a pop

― *makes 'drinky-drinky' motion with hand* (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 22:41 (fourteen years ago)

hmmm - do they only come with faces?

― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 23:05 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― *makes 'drinky-drinky' motion with hand* (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 23:15 (fourteen years ago)

omg where can i buy

― balls, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 23:16 (fourteen years ago)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hlrAC_92oBA/SImydvoMhRI/AAAAAAAAAoE/2XrYlRUbhmM/s1600-h/93+brovuz+in+brew.jpg

― am0n, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 00:49 (fourteen years ago)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hlrAC_92oBA/SImydvoMhRI/AAAAAAAAAoE/2XrYlRUbhmM/s1600-h/93+brovuz+in+brew.jpg

― am0n, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 00:50 (fourteen years ago)

― Muscus ex Craneo Humano (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 02:29 (fourteen years ago)

cheers

― sleep, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 03:34 (fourteen years ago)

http://i55.tinypic.com/2vhw293.jpg

― sleep, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 03:37 (fourteen years ago)

"Yeah that's right, I just took off my glasses and picked up a sword. You sure you want a piece of me?"

― Flailing Overnegged PUAing (Kerm), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 03:40 (fourteen years ago)

may have already been posted her, but seems appropriate to follow that up with
http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kug7wgrkcb1qzq52eo1_500.jpg

― Socrates, you asshole (Z S), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 03:47 (fourteen years ago)

haha i love that one

― sleep, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 03:48 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah that kid is all time.

― master of retardment (ENBB), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 03:49 (fourteen years ago)

http://blacklab.visualsociety.com/files/2009/10/03.jpg

― am0n, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 04:05 (fourteen years ago)

http://i53.tinypic.com/11l76yr.jpg

― *makes 'drinky-drinky' motion with hand* (gr8080), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 04:07 (fourteen years ago)

http://i51.tinypic.com/2j18xau.jpg

― am0n, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 04:08 (fourteen years ago)

http://blacklab.visualsociety.com/files/2009/10/01.jpg

― am0n, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 04:09 (fourteen years ago)

http://i55.tinypic.com/nxp1uf.jpg

― *makes 'drinky-drinky' motion with hand* (gr8080), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 04:12 (fourteen years ago)

is there some tumblr or somethin

― dayo, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 04:13 (fourteen years ago)

http://i51.tinypic.com/357ok2d.jpg http://i52.tinypic.com/nqsfuf.jpg

― *makes 'drinky-drinky' motion with hand* (gr8080), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 04:16 (fourteen years ago)

the original = http://www.sexypeople-blog.com

― *makes 'drinky-drinky' motion with hand* (gr8080), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 04:17 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.barrylutz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/heymom.gif

― Socrates, you asshole (Z S), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 04:31 (fourteen years ago)

omg Z S does it again

― markers, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 04:35 (fourteen years ago)

the text is killing me

― markers, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 04:35 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.barrylutz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/smilewhoa.gif

― Socrates, you asshole (Z S), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 04:49 (fourteen years ago)

haha

― am0n, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 04:50 (fourteen years ago)

A+

― beej (crüt), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 04:51 (fourteen years ago)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwesome

― Muscus ex Craneo Humano (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 04:51 (fourteen years ago)

These kind of pics are really easy to work with (intersting, plain bg)

― Socrates, you asshole (Z S), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 04:57 (fourteen years ago)

tiny dancer in my hand

― I saw him in convulsive throws I said "I'll have one of those" (sunny successor), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 05:18 (fourteen years ago)

lol dying over here

love the mustache guy who's got a lil mini me giving him peace-bro

― dmr, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 10:43 (fourteen years ago)

haha Z S I was going to put in a request for that one

― *makes 'drinky-drinky' motion with hand* (gr8080), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 17:51 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.xoxohth.com/go.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FiBINg.jpg

― rammer jammer jan hammer (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 September 2010 04:15 (fourteen years ago)

WILL EXPAND IN 3

― markers, Thursday, 23 September 2010 04:20 (fourteen years ago)

Find Pretty Asian Bride

― jeff, Thursday, 23 September 2010 04:41 (fourteen years ago)

momuspace

― beej (crüt), Thursday, 23 September 2010 04:47 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― *lets go* (gr8080), Thursday, 23 September 2010 04:48 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3b6c0fd361/indie-girls-gone-wild

― jaxon, Thursday, 23 September 2010 05:18 (fourteen years ago)

haha the find pretty asian bride is another dimension of lol I didn't even notice

― rammer jammer jan hammer (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 September 2010 11:26 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.vidoemo.com/yvideo.php?animorphs-girl-into-crocodile=&i=UjlEUS1XcWuRpN3lfNU0

― dayo, Thursday, 23 September 2010 23:05 (fourteen years ago)

congratulations you won

― markers, Thursday, 23 September 2010 23:05 (fourteen years ago)

VidoEmo
emotional video unity

― toot it and boot it imo (gr8080), Friday, 24 September 2010 00:09 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1344234167734&ref=mf

― gr8080, Friday, 24 September 2010 01:05 (fourteen years ago)

^_^

― harbl madness (latebloomer), Friday, 24 September 2010 01:26 (fourteen years ago)

thanks 2 mandee ^__^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59_ChkjrmOc

― dirk funk (gr8080), Friday, 24 September 2010 03:14 (fourteen years ago)

Longmont Potion Castle

― polytetrafluoroethylene don (am0n), Friday, 24 September 2010 03:21 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw1xFmss21Y

― polytetrafluoroethylene don (am0n), Friday, 24 September 2010 03:33 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsuqWcxzRsA&NR=1

― i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 04:29 (fourteen years ago)

haha, i wonder whatever happened to that kid

― m. hulogan's holiday (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 05:04 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/idRXv.jpg

― capybara picture show (another al3x), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 13:48 (fourteen years ago)

Celestial Soul Portraits
by
Erial Ali

I am proud to offer the unique *magical* service
of Erial Ali creating
a Celestial Soul Portrait of YOU!

(Erial also does "magical" versions of family portraits.)

― I ain't that kind of player I just foul a lot (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 11:35 (fourteen years ago)

via cankles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRBoTcHOzOU

― otis pain (cozen), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 13:21 (fourteen years ago)

jajaja

― del griffith, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 18:31 (fourteen years ago)

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/2116/tumblrl9h4ejbvz71qajg12.jpg

― del griffith, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 18:33 (fourteen years ago)

last two are killing me

― world class wrecking (crüt), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 18:34 (fourteen years ago)

laughing so hard @ portrait

― Matt P, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 18:42 (fourteen years ago)

ahahahahahahahaha @ both of those

The fact that that guy just sent a midget in a monkey suit flying into some other dude has made my afternoon. It's the little things.

― master of retardment (ENBB), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 20:56 (fourteen years ago)

that kick had to hurt at least a little bit

― world class wrecking (crüt), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 21:10 (fourteen years ago)

shhhhhhh. Let's just pretend that the padding in the suit prevented it from hurting a lot and concentrate on how awesome it is, ok?

― master of retardment (ENBB), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 21:13 (fourteen years ago)

that is a really great monkey suit

― balls, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 21:40 (fourteen years ago)

fyi: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=27853573215

― master of retardment (ENBB), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 21:58 (fourteen years ago)

teh most disgusting savages etc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GnGLi3n6EU

― Muscus ex Craneo Humano (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:38 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.adn.com/2010/09/28/1476204/swat-team-responds-to-armed-women.html

Standoff over cat ends when elderly woman falls asleep

― max, Thursday, 30 September 2010 14:30 (fourteen years ago)

just for the last line

― max, Thursday, 30 September 2010 14:30 (fourteen years ago)

whoa

― Muscus ex Craneo Humano (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 September 2010 14:57 (fourteen years ago)

pizza? i think i've heard of that...

― tUrD-yArDs - BiRd-SHiTs (diamonddave85), Thursday, 30 September 2010 15:32 (fourteen years ago)

watch it rise like a souffle

― Muscus ex Craneo Humano (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 September 2010 16:32 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ESyzEvCtE0

― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 September 2010 19:47 (fourteen years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_a3RZV9FOId8/SYru63TECMI/AAAAAAAAAyQ/6j3yHT5uRyE/s400/a+visual+guide+to+alien+beings.100.jpg

― Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (dayo), Saturday, 2 October 2010 15:45 (fourteen years ago)

dope hoodie

― markers, Saturday, 2 October 2010 16:26 (fourteen years ago)

it's a hoodie jumpsuit

only available in star sector 27LT-23X

― i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Saturday, 2 October 2010 16:27 (fourteen years ago)

awkward family photos..IN SPACE!

― latebloomer, Saturday, 2 October 2010 17:40 (fourteen years ago)

reminds me of matt furie

― jaxon, Saturday, 2 October 2010 17:53 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Uo04e.gif

oh how i lol'd

― the only truffuluther on ilx (gbx), Sunday, 3 October 2010 13:01 (fourteen years ago)


<.___\>
     .^
     | |
     \/

― Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (dayo), Sunday, 3 October 2010 13:10 (fourteen years ago)

don't know why this kinda gets me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=170EE71XEGc

― high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 October 2010 14:20 (fourteen years ago)

can't wait for the autotuned beatbox version

― Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (dayo), Sunday, 3 October 2010 14:29 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/CbfFb.jpg

― jeff, Monday, 4 October 2010 19:00 (fourteen years ago)

much better at original size

― jeff, Monday, 4 October 2010 19:00 (fourteen years ago)

ha. was featured on yahoo home page and they even mentioned that the cigar dude seemed faker than the golf ball

― jaxon, Monday, 4 October 2010 19:05 (fourteen years ago)

whoa i joined the kemonito fan club. i don't recall doing this but i do not question the wisdom.

― she's one intense bitch, she rides a unicycle (arby's), Monday, 4 October 2010 19:08 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8umVKXfcutA&feature=related

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 4 October 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.circlemakers.org/satisfied.mp3

<3 <3 <3

― Kerm, Monday, 4 October 2010 23:41 (fourteen years ago)

ugh the grease that shows through the waxed paper on the cookizza

wnn

― Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (dayo), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 00:27 (fourteen years ago)

big star - cookizza me

― journey to the end of nyt (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 00:31 (fourteen years ago)

Um, thank you. I'm not much for public speaking. Or much for speaking. Or, come to think of it, much for the public. And I'm not very good at lying. So let me just say that, in my experience, high school sucks. If I had to do it all over again, I'd have started advanced placement classes in preschool so I could go from eighth grade straight to college. However, given the unalterable fact that high school sucks, I'd like to add that if you're lucky enough to have a good friend and a family that cares it doesn't have to suck quite as much. Otherwise my advice is; Stand firm for what you believe in, until and unless experience proves you wrong. Remember, when the emperor looks naked, the emperor *is* naked. The truth and a lie are not sort of the same thing. And there is no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can't be improved with cookizza. Thank you.

― a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 01:14 (fourteen years ago)

prob posted this before but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQVow2jTHrI

― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 11:35 (fourteen years ago)

still very funny

― caek, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 12:11 (fourteen years ago)

newsreader looks like he's seen a few too many boozy winters btw

― caek, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 12:12 (fourteen years ago)

irish newsclip selectors pull this shit all the time, frustrated candid camera compilers imo

― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 12:12 (fourteen years ago)

that looked like it hurt darragh, did you break anything?

― Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (dayo), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 12:15 (fourteen years ago)

my hole laughing

― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 12:20 (fourteen years ago)

the perils of the boozy winter

― ๏̯͡๏ (another al3x), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 12:22 (fourteen years ago)

dude totally asked for it tho- that swagger for the cameras was what done for him

― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 12:25 (fourteen years ago)

you were able to laugh after falling like that? props to you

― Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (dayo), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 12:27 (fourteen years ago)

i've never even been to dublin

― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 12:27 (fourteen years ago)

darragh, yesterday

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10959/liam%20neeson%20pees%20in%20his%20pants.jpg

― caek, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 12:29 (fourteen years ago)

jeez wtf neeson letting the side down much

― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 12:30 (fourteen years ago)

why is the other guy's face blurred out?! did he piss on neeson or something?

― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 14:28 (fourteen years ago)

Seriously, WTF is wrong with this guy? Richard Curtis and his horrible 10:10 climate change film

― dmr, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 15:59 (fourteen years ago)

(not the youtube, scroll down)

― dmr, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 15:59 (fourteen years ago)

Bigger version:

http://imgdiscover.ru/images/dolphincol.gif

― http://tinyurl.com/hommphommp (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 7 October 2010 04:10 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4kGo-iYqKY

― am0n, Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:16 (fourteen years ago)

in the near future-past

― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 October 2010 15:17 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/HGNFf.jpg

― high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:30 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpBD97Cq_tk

― jaxon, Thursday, 7 October 2010 18:53 (fourteen years ago)

http://imgur.com/yQFPk.png

― ಠ_ಠ (bnw), Thursday, 7 October 2010 19:30 (fourteen years ago)

HI DERE

― markers, Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:02 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c8yWWFLRaA

― am0n, Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:52 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/QyBbp.gif

someone try it

― another al3x, Thursday, 7 October 2010 21:52 (fourteen years ago)

HA HA AHHAA HAAA

― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 7 October 2010 22:08 (fourteen years ago)

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/escalator-spin

― high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 October 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago)

can't wait for the gif where her hair gets caught in the escalator and it rips the skin off her head

― little puppy (jeff), Thursday, 7 October 2010 22:55 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLIT_yCXCS0

― Eric H., Friday, 8 October 2010 01:02 (fourteen years ago)

Story's OK, but it was the reporter's tag that really brought the LOLzs.

― Eric H., Friday, 8 October 2010 01:03 (fourteen years ago)

LOCKLAND, Ohio (AP) — Police in suburban Cincinnati arrested a woman after she flagged an officer down and asked if there were any warrants out for her arrest. The Cincinnati Enquirer reported Friday that after Lockland police officer Dan Lyons informed 44-year-old Selma Elmore she did have an outstanding warrant, the women ran off. The chase ended when Elmore pushed Lyons into a building, injuring his elbow.

Other officers responding to a call for backup later apprehended the woman.

Elmore, wanted for allegedly failing to pay a fine as a result of a drug conviction, now faces a charge of resisting arrest.

― scott seward, Friday, 8 October 2010 19:18 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/QyBbp.gif

when i worked in a mall, my store was right across from the escalator on the lower level and i really hated it when morons pulled this shit because they end up shutting down the escalator, thus cutting off mall traffic and resulting in a slow night with no sales.

ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES

― soon to be major motion picture starring john wayne (latebloomer), Saturday, 9 October 2010 07:22 (fourteen years ago)

don't pretend you didn't take a 360 on the escalator at some point, latebloomer, after hours

― www.askjeeves.com (Z S), Saturday, 9 October 2010 16:24 (fourteen years ago)

would spin on her escalator

― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 October 2010 16:29 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SU1hnMrs44&feature=player_embedded

― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 October 2010 23:29 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tjoqhx_dwk

― am0n, Sunday, 10 October 2010 22:35 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5PLf-2FYIM

― jukebox bieber jukebox bieb uh huh huh (crüt), Monday, 11 October 2010 10:12 (fourteen years ago)

Lil Big Head is awesome imo.

― buju_stanton (Hurting 2), Monday, 11 October 2010 12:30 (fourteen years ago)

Please don't dread
Armaged'
Antichrist is such a liar

― Z S, Monday, 11 October 2010 14:45 (fourteen years ago)

aahahahaha

― Z S, Monday, 11 October 2010 14:46 (fourteen years ago)

world war 3, don't blame me
you'll have no 'lectricity

― am0n, Monday, 11 October 2010 15:47 (fourteen years ago)

http://friendlyatheist.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Spout.png

― http://tinyurl.com/hommphommp (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 11 October 2010 16:12 (fourteen years ago)

oh no

― master of retardment (ENBB), Monday, 11 October 2010 16:15 (fourteen years ago)

thought at first it had to be a shop, but no.

― http://tinyurl.com/hommphommp (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 11 October 2010 16:20 (fourteen years ago)

loooooooool

― jukebox bieber jukebox bieb uh huh huh (crüt), Monday, 11 October 2010 16:25 (fourteen years ago)

"“The Job Only You Can Do” – a Classic Message by Oral Roberts on Jonah"

― Fetchboy, Monday, 11 October 2010 17:31 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=andy+rooney+game&aq=f

(RULES TO THE ANDY ROONEY GAME: Remove everything but the first and last sentences from Andy Rooney's segment on 60 Minutes. Then post that onto youtube.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnL9-qrLwIg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y94dFAlYBhg

― jaxon, Monday, 11 October 2010 22:50 (fourteen years ago)

i always thought they should do that with alex trebek's last comment on jeopardy during the player interviews before they go into part two of the first round.

― Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 October 2010 22:54 (fourteen years ago)

lollll very jack handey-esque

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oNVevr3_s8

― am0n, Monday, 11 October 2010 23:09 (fourteen years ago)

omggggggggggggg

― the only truffuluther on ilx (gbx), Monday, 11 October 2010 23:44 (fourteen years ago)

best thing ever, that

― soon to be major motion picture starring john wayne (latebloomer), Monday, 11 October 2010 23:52 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha a+

― another al3x, Monday, 11 October 2010 23:55 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrWwT-DiIIc

― Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 00:07 (fourteen years ago)

http://evildogpark.ytmnd.com/

― am0n, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 01:22 (fourteen years ago)

wait, what's the big deal about the silver dollar one?

― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 02:24 (fourteen years ago)

its...just...perfect

― soon to be major motion picture starring john wayne (latebloomer), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 05:55 (fourteen years ago)

they're all gold though. or silver dollars.

― soon to be major motion picture starring john wayne (latebloomer), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 05:56 (fourteen years ago)

junk mail one killed me

― i love you but i've chosen markers (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 05:58 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzwEJr1wwRA

― flockapella (crüt), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 06:22 (fourteen years ago)

looooooooool

― dayo, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 06:24 (fourteen years ago)

http://funpics.classicfun.ws/var/resizes/Funpics/She

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 06:29 (fourteen years ago)

http://media.al.com/birmingham-news/photo/-39ea35e7ca3834da.JPG

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 15:17 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJHPp490Xow

― l∞l (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 19:08 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PDuqk_DSMw

― dayo, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 22:40 (fourteen years ago)

hahahahahahahahahahahaha at patrick on the pipe

― caek, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 22:43 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jQSwxO1WTA

― dayo, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago)

"i'm gonna puke" from one of his brothers

― caek, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 22:50 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPhkWDgra8k&feature=related

― buju_stanton (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGvoRMvItbI&feature=related

― buju_stanton (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 23:00 (fourteen years ago)

last one is fucking beautiful

― balls, Tuesday, 12 October 2010 23:29 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcrCK2HjM7g&feature=related

― the most disgusting of savages (latebloomer), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 01:01 (fourteen years ago)

I take that one to imply that I'm supposed to eat as much of the fruit on the table as I can.

― buju_stanton (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 01:04 (fourteen years ago)

Two elements I didn't even notice first time in the Miracles cover: the cummy white font and "oral roberts ministries"

― buju_stanton (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 01:07 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd5EOSNnXjM&feature=player_embedded

― http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 02:33 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRKJHjxtFwA&feature=related

ok everyone of these is gold and i love it

― http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 02:34 (fourteen years ago)

as good an excuse to post this again as any
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw3SOvXgAgY

― balls, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 02:48 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69UeYKjxoE8

― another al3x, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 02:51 (fourteen years ago)

one more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsgdLI-e1E8&feature=related

― the most disgusting of savages (latebloomer), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 05:16 (fourteen years ago)

cat one kinda spooks me, feel like he knows something

― ಠ_ಠ (bnw), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 05:18 (fourteen years ago)

omg @ cat one, so adorable

― dayo, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 10:55 (fourteen years ago)

http://twitter.com/Discographies

― Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 17:17 (fourteen years ago)

that must've been covered somewhere on here before, right?

― Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 17:19 (fourteen years ago)

1. So who is @discographies? Are you a person, a committee? Do you have a secret identity?
@Discographies is me. Despite the fact that I have never put on a costume in order to fight crime, I do have a secret identity, but it’s going to remain under wraps for a little while longer. I can tell you that I am sometimes a person who writes things and sometimes a person who makes things and sometimes a person who sits around late at night listening to things and sometimes a person who talks loudly about all of the above in public places.

@Discographies = Whiney, I am calling this right fucking now.

― more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 20:01 (fourteen years ago)

smh

― markers, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 20:02 (fourteen years ago)

11. How often do you find yourself composing tweets in your head, away from your computer?
Constantly. The Weezer discography, which is the most re-tweeted thing I’ve written, came to me fully-formed while I was stretching at the gym.

Ah, scratch that... it's definitely not Whiney.

― more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 20:06 (fourteen years ago)

how in the living fuck aren't you SB'd yet?

― rusko p. coltrane (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 20:12 (fourteen years ago)

outruns them iirc

― l∞l (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 20:16 (fourteen years ago)

ilxinho

― unchillfiltered (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 20:22 (fourteen years ago)

ilxor has the worst eye

― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 20:27 (fourteen years ago)

ilxor has the worst ~~eye~~ posting style

― rusko p. coltrane (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 20:29 (fourteen years ago)

ilxor has the best eye poking style

― Kerm, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 20:32 (fourteen years ago)

Aww, you guys.

I was SB'd once already, iirc.

― more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 21:32 (fourteen years ago)

Whiney it's all <3, I kid b/c I love ya.

Nice article in the VV today, btw, that was pretty great.

― more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 21:32 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/features/2010/11/zach-galifianakis-slide-show-201011#slide=1

http://www.vanityfair.com/images/hollywood/2010/11/zach-galifianakis-ss01.jpg

― jaxon, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 22:30 (fourteen years ago)

xpost, aw thx dogg.

― rusko p. coltrane (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5z-EPqgK8Q

― Eric H., Thursday, 14 October 2010 11:56 (fourteen years ago)

perfect

― dayo, Thursday, 14 October 2010 12:14 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/hottopics/detail?entry_id=74579&tsp=1

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 14 October 2010 20:11 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TovIxsev6DA&feature=player_embedded

― the most disgusting of savages (latebloomer), Thursday, 14 October 2010 21:34 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8ABXZcfZCQ

― Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 October 2010 03:54 (fourteen years ago)

comments on that harrison ford video are p amazing

Sextonius
2 weeks ago
@wachutalkinboutbitch I'd like you to find me one published scientific paper that identifies a reptilian EGO. Ego is a personality trait that evolved exclusively to mammals. The primitive nature and brain capacity of reptiles simply does not allow for an ego.

sorry but your argument is completely invalid, and quite ridiculous actually. Please dont bother writing back and wasting my time. thanks

wachutalkinboutbitch
2 weeks ago
@Sextonius First of all you completely misinterpreted what I posted in the first place. Self preservation i.e. the EGO is INDEED a reptilian personality trait because it originates from the REPTILIAN stem of the brain. Beliefs are just another form of predictive programming that limit our scope of true wisdom and understanding when the reality is that anything is possible. Try expanding your higher consciousness before jumping to conclusions.

― dmr, Saturday, 16 October 2010 11:30 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr9_5uZn6ds&NR=1&feature=fvwp

did someone post this already. so good

― j. sargent & lil k3v (deej), Saturday, 16 October 2010 19:47 (fourteen years ago)

classic

― markers, Saturday, 16 October 2010 20:29 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ wachutalkinboutbitch

― borad.crutial.org (crüt), Saturday, 16 October 2010 20:33 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z4iw8Ppo1o

― am0n, Sunday, 17 October 2010 00:42 (fourteen years ago)

If you likes my collection show me you intresting hobby, own videos and show in the hole world when factory models is stupid drop off carbitch when maschine still running life.

― dayo, Sunday, 17 October 2010 01:30 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqP3GHD3QJQ

― am0n, Sunday, 17 October 2010 01:33 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.etsy.com/listing/52399282/big-bird-leg-glass-pendant?ref=mt

― Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 17 October 2010 04:55 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=130138542460

― dayo, Monday, 18 October 2010 01:03 (fourteen years ago)

nsfw http://i.imgur.com/EfozA.gif

― another al3x, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 18:08 (fourteen years ago)

people who've figured out how to live...

― jeezy and the ayy-dog (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 19:48 (fourteen years ago)

oh wow

― max, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 01:53 (fourteen years ago)

how did he...

― max, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 01:53 (fourteen years ago)

never mind

― max, Wednesday, 20 October 2010 01:53 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmdgSQs7ouo&feature=player_embedded

― O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 05:17 (fourteen years ago)

"especially after 9/11"

― Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 05:30 (fourteen years ago)

i almost feel like this has to be some andy milonakis dude doing a pitch perfect parody of this exact type of youtube video, but nope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMGbpS9GkG8&feature=player_embedded

― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 11:11 (fourteen years ago)

kinda lol mostly sad

― drive this seven inch cheese steak through my philadelphia heart (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 14:42 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKJBzE8a3A&feature=player_embedded

― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 22:30 (fourteen years ago)

"Cock is my type of music"

― Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 23:38 (fourteen years ago)

http://lyingtomykids.com/

― Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 October 2010 16:42 (fourteen years ago)

I didn't like that either

― markers, Thursday, 21 October 2010 16:50 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.rap-up.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/lil-jon-pizza-2.jpg

― am0n, Thursday, 21 October 2010 19:02 (fourteen years ago)

he was on eighth and broadway at a la famiglia a day or two ago shooting celebrity apprentice i think
i wish i'd have gone and gotten a lil jon pie

― Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 October 2010 19:09 (fourteen years ago)

butthorn pie

― am0n, Thursday, 21 October 2010 19:14 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.geekfill.com/2010/10/03/anyone-can-sing-with-auto-tune-vid/

sorry if this was posted earlier

― O'Donnell and the Brain (HI DERE), Thursday, 21 October 2010 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

oh god i have the most stupid imbecile grin on my face right now

the suspicious 'this is humiliating, right' look at 1:12 ftw

― ledge, Thursday, 21 October 2010 23:33 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.cmaj.ca/cgi/content/full/173/12/1496

― caek, Sunday, 24 October 2010 13:57 (fourteen years ago)

Disclaimer: Despite what bush-mad physicians may get up to on their private islands, CMAJ by no means endorses this particular application of the Super Soaker Max-Whatever. Do not try this at home.

― creatively bankrupt ILXors whose display names are just '00s ephemera (crüt), Sunday, 24 October 2010 14:01 (fourteen years ago)

This cycle was repeated (with occasional repressurizing)

― dayo, Sunday, 24 October 2010 14:02 (fourteen years ago)

longest cat is longest http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/10/19/ap/strange/main6973903.shtml

― drive this seven inch cheese steak through my philadelphia heart (diamonddave85), Monday, 25 October 2010 20:48 (fourteen years ago)

butthorn pie

A++++

― jeff, Monday, 25 October 2010 21:01 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/hCGvJ.gif

― am0n, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 04:19 (fourteen years ago)

― creatively bankrupt ILXors whose display names are just '00s ephemera (crüt), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 04:23 (fourteen years ago)

http://gothamist.com/attachments/nyc_arts_john/091010roll.jpg

― am0n, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 04:38 (fourteen years ago)

never forget flaming hard drives

― creatively bankrupt ILXors whose display names are just '00s ephemera (crüt), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 04:54 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.likecool.com/Gear/Pic/Free%20Chicken%20Strips/Free-Chicken-Strips.jpg

― jaxon, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 05:29 (fourteen years ago)

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/8879/jawntail.gif

some guy said it well: "This shit makes me so happy. If the manic flailing of the raptor jaw before he falls doesnt get you the tail deflating at the end will."

― Sébastien, Sunday, May 23, 2010 7:53 PM (5 months ago)

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/553/naw.gif

― am0n, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 15:19 (fourteen years ago)

lolol

― sleep, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 16:35 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBC6z6xcnFM

― am0n, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 19:50 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.hyperflesh.com/

― crüt (markers) (crüt) (markers) (crüt) (markers) (crüt), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 20:00 (fourteen years ago)

wonderful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rkUDTLMzR4

― del griffith, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.hyperflesh.com/crybaby%20page/crybabypersonsmall.jpg

― crüt (markers) (crüt) (markers) (crüt) (markers) (crüt), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 20:10 (fourteen years ago)

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p299/saintq/BJ-Penn.jpg

― jeff, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 20:16 (fourteen years ago)

ha. holy shit though, i was just looking at this right before i clicked on this thread

http://www.maticart.com/work/mask.html

http://www.maticart.com/images/select_work/Head-whiteshirt550.jpg

― jaxon, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 20:26 (fourteen years ago)

we do not negotiate with terrorists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAjjKSpaYDM

― jaxon, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 23:32 (fourteen years ago)

vid would only be lolz if they ritually slaughtered her in the end tbh

― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 23:40 (fourteen years ago)

really coulda used that utube last night

― a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 October 2010 00:11 (fourteen years ago)

OMG I want David Bowie hilarious A+.

So happy I didn't have kids, how do y'all deal?

― soviet, Thursday, 28 October 2010 00:46 (fourteen years ago)

You know how you're not supposed to fuck with people having an acid trip?

With kids, they're always tripping and you're allowed to fuck with them all you want.

― http://tinyurl.com/beaaarrr (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 28 October 2010 01:04 (fourteen years ago)

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_la7uwmZKKq1qz7xrqo1_400.gif

― http://tinyurl.com/beaaarrr (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 28 October 2010 15:09 (fourteen years ago)

solid reason for cheating imo

― markers, Thursday, 28 October 2010 15:15 (fourteen years ago)

probably shouldn't laugh but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CC_9aFuEkA

― cozen, Thursday, 28 October 2010 16:04 (fourteen years ago)

lolcats

― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 28 October 2010 16:47 (fourteen years ago)

lol at music

― caek, Thursday, 28 October 2010 16:50 (fourteen years ago)

lol but sad

― Doc Momus (stevie), Thursday, 28 October 2010 20:51 (fourteen years ago)

very sad

― balls, Thursday, 28 October 2010 21:18 (fourteen years ago)

holy shit i have never felt so bad for laughing at anything ever

― dronestorm (electricsound), Thursday, 28 October 2010 23:08 (fourteen years ago)

― kind of folksy and very down-to-earth (crüt), Friday, 29 October 2010 05:42 (fourteen years ago)

LAFF IT UP FUCKERS:

http://www.smh.com.au/digital-life/digital-life-news/fainting-kittens-one-of-youtubes-most-amewsing-20101029-176iq.html

Fainting kittens one of YouTube's most a-mew-sing
Megan Levy
October 29, 2010 - 1:39PM

[...]

"The kittens are able to walk, but they cannot run or jump. Aside from this, they are normal."

Sadly, black-and-white Spike died from respiratory failure on Wednesday, the owner said.

― jeff, Friday, 29 October 2010 06:47 (fourteen years ago)

kind of lol, mostly dead

― if you had this display name you'd have been finested by now (Lamp), Friday, 29 October 2010 06:49 (fourteen years ago)

ehh, they're cats. cats are a guilt free lol

― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 29 October 2010 10:59 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/cNorB.jpg

― jaxon, Saturday, 30 October 2010 19:43 (fourteen years ago)

haaa

― Kerm, Saturday, 30 October 2010 19:52 (fourteen years ago)

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb40we1U2D1qzn9g0o1_500.jpg

― dayo, Sunday, 31 October 2010 03:00 (fourteen years ago)

;_;

― markers, Sunday, 31 October 2010 03:18 (fourteen years ago)

awsad

― 156, Sunday, 31 October 2010 06:13 (fourteen years ago)

Hello, and welcome to my homepage. My name is Ulrich Haarbürste and I like to write stories about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling-film. If you have written any stories about Roy being completely wrapped in clingfilm please send them to me and I may put them up on the site. If you have a site with stories about other pop stars being wrapped in cling-film mail me and we can exchange links.

― I can't wait to get home and climb aboard... GROCERY GROIN (DJ Mencap), Monday, 1 November 2010 11:49 (fourteen years ago)

Roy Orbison wrapped in clingfilm

― goole, Monday, 1 November 2010 12:39 (fourteen years ago)

ah - well the links on that thread don't seem to work anymore so not totally redundant

― I can't wait to get home and climb aboard... GROCERY GROIN (DJ Mencap), Monday, 1 November 2010 13:39 (fourteen years ago)

ha no i wasn't trying to be snarky! it's a classic

― goole, Monday, 1 November 2010 14:23 (fourteen years ago)

Roy stands. 'Commence.'

― sleep, Monday, 1 November 2010 17:00 (fourteen years ago)

holy shit the The Orbison in Clingfilm Adventure Game...

"Soon Dusseldorf is a dark brooding metropolis ruled over by an impetuous, if adorable, invisible terrapin Witch-Queen and the travel guides knock off several stars and start warning tourists to avoid it."

― all the love sent up high to pledge won't reach the (ledge), Monday, 1 November 2010 19:18 (fourteen years ago)

my favorite part is how jetta the pet terrapin is somehow involved in all these 'visions'

― a lagoon par la mer (psychgawsple), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 04:49 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlQY1eKYQ70

― dayo, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 04:51 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― pons (crüt), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 08:53 (fourteen years ago)

everything about that video is causing me to l deeply ol

― pons (crüt), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 08:57 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fIHClCW6hk&feature=share

― O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 10:57 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nspOI6hcOjg

― Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 13:41 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eizw1SbtAQ

― goole, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:00 (fourteen years ago)

LMAO @ *PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH**PUNCH*... "that's self-defense!"

― deej snider (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:05 (fourteen years ago)

Haha, I like all the stock 'guy getting punched' sound effects

― Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:12 (fourteen years ago)

guy 1: i told ya'll don't fuck with me!
guy 2: http://www.athenaboards.com/forum/Smileys/smilepack/snore.gif

― am0n, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:18 (fourteen years ago)

was he snoring or dying. christ. im thinking i should start watching that show.

― Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:41 (fourteen years ago)

Why is guy having trouble breathing after getting beaten to a bloody pulp funny again?

― don't hassle deerhhof (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:59 (fourteen years ago)

It's probably not real, if the multiple camera coverage and wacky sound effects didn't clue you in

― Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:01 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYrEWz7NYpE

― am0n, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 18:07 (fourteen years ago)

"he's not European... but he's my go-to-guy"

― a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 14:48 (fourteen years ago)

"he is an expert in swimming induced pulmonary edema... wow!"

― a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 14:49 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/shooting_kittens_with_lasers

― cozen, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 22:18 (fourteen years ago)

1 day ago in reply to Indi
funniest thing i have ever seen i wish all cats had this amazing disorder

― caek, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 22:23 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5K5pGr7bIc

― markers, Thursday, 4 November 2010 02:18 (fourteen years ago)

Between that and the cupcake dog I am always going to think of Australian shepherds as dogs with deep psychological scars.

― 17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Thursday, 4 November 2010 02:21 (fourteen years ago)

what's the story behind 'good luck c**t'?

― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 November 2010 02:31 (fourteen years ago)

^sounds like a standard aussie good luck wish

― disco stfu (electricsound), Thursday, 4 November 2010 02:44 (fourteen years ago)

lololol @ kittens getting shot by lasers

― so imagen what we can do with the rest of our brain...right buddy's?? (Pillbox), Thursday, 4 November 2010 03:49 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f33KzjrjTg0

― del griffith, Thursday, 4 November 2010 16:19 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qszVH0JCAYk

madness begins @ 1:13

― so imagen what we can do with the rest of our brain...right buddy's?? (Pillbox), Friday, 5 November 2010 02:18 (fourteen years ago)

er.. 1:08

― so imagen what we can do with the rest of our brain...right buddy's?? (Pillbox), Friday, 5 November 2010 02:20 (fourteen years ago)

― del griffith, Thursday, November 4, 2010 12:19 PM

lol wtf @ 2:38 ready to call ins (now uscis) on that mariachi band

― am0n, Friday, 5 November 2010 16:58 (fourteen years ago)

omg @ lil markie

― 51 tyson (crüt), Friday, 5 November 2010 17:04 (fourteen years ago)

Crut, you're not up on lil' markie?
http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2005/10/the_secret_of_l.html

― a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 November 2010 17:16 (fourteen years ago)

Used to play Diary of an Unborn Child around the office on replay just to fuck with people.

― a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 November 2010 17:17 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj9UoTbAzPs
"Onan uses the Planned Parenthood technique called 'withdrawal.'"

― crut jones (crüt), Saturday, 6 November 2010 05:29 (fourteen years ago)

dude needs to make fewer lectures and more dope keyboard jams

― markers, Saturday, 6 November 2010 16:09 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-ECMTNcewI

― del griffith, Saturday, 6 November 2010 18:54 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0PAgrm8nqg

― geddit (cozen), Saturday, 6 November 2010 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

and the reason for her hysterics:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muc0kaQtCMU&feature=player_embedded

― Fetchboy, Saturday, 6 November 2010 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

wkiw

― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Saturday, 6 November 2010 22:35 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2010/11/so-you-wanna-be-gambler.html

― glengarry glenn danzig (latebloomer), Sunday, 7 November 2010 05:23 (fourteen years ago)

mirror girl needs to meet laddergoat guy

― String Yr BLOBs (bnw), Sunday, 7 November 2010 05:28 (fourteen years ago)

the 3rd eagle of the apocalypse censored my important comment: "my condom raptured in2 my GF! ;_;"

― Sébastien, Sunday, 7 November 2010 17:47 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJnWXlv0yhQ&feature=player_embedded

― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 November 2010 18:08 (fourteen years ago)

<3 that there is a little toy dog in a pink sweater randomly traversing the scene in the naked freakout vid

― so imagen what we can do with the rest of our brain...right buddy's?? (Pillbox), Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:17 (fourteen years ago)

yeah , the lols aren't really too forthcoming besides in that one tho

― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:21 (fourteen years ago)

you are wrong

― del griffith, Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:31 (fourteen years ago)

couldnt work out was i with dude or against him tbh

― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:33 (fourteen years ago)

it was deadwood in five minutes - savagery yielding to civilization and you're not sure which is more brutal

― balls, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:54 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGfXo06QmSc

Girl barfs in a bag and then hits zero G's.

― whiney trollins vs. hipsters (dayo), Monday, 8 November 2010 07:32 (fourteen years ago)

ahahaha

― sleep, Monday, 8 November 2010 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UIdI8khMkw

― meta machine music (crüt), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 03:44 (fourteen years ago)

I want to see the follow-up youtubez showing the angry mothers of the opposing team

― Z S, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 03:55 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1giTfF3qKKI

― goole, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 07:03 (fourteen years ago)

that guy is pretty special

― a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 15:20 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xauFZVmm2A

― jabbascript (am0n), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

dying at dog interrogation

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

loll

― sleep, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 21:53 (fourteen years ago)

awes

― Adrian Roosevelt "Adie" Mike (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 21:58 (fourteen years ago)

re: trick play

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_05fzcR263g

― dayo, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 23:20 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxunCIEI-18

― goole, Wednesday, 10 November 2010 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

tend not to trust advice from guys with anchors tattooed on their face but may make an exception for this

― Zombie Chekhov's Significant Hacksaw (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 03:34 (fourteen years ago)

and as long as we're still talking about that trick play
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/sports/highschool/football/os-hs-winter-springs-weird-play-20101109,0,6000382.story

― Zombie Chekhov's Significant Hacksaw (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 03:39 (fourteen years ago)

how much godka u drank?

― strangled by a necklace of mexicans (Pillbox), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 04:50 (fourteen years ago)

http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/cb01fb26e1ba0858f9e24ee40ba9793bb9933fcd_m.gif

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 November 2010 08:59 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH8EE2xECY4

― Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 14:01 (fourteen years ago)

can someone repost the hacked facebook account with the dude who wanted to do the other dude's mom?

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 11 November 2010 00:51 (fourteen years ago)

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090911111125AAt7YAr

― The Jolly Roget's Thesaurus (S-), Thursday, 11 November 2010 06:12 (fourteen years ago)

― glengarry glenn danzig (latebloomer), Thursday, 11 November 2010 13:58 (fourteen years ago)

uh A+

― glengarry glenn danzig (latebloomer), Thursday, 11 November 2010 13:59 (fourteen years ago)

haw

― glengarry glenn danzig (latebloomer), Thursday, 11 November 2010 13:59 (fourteen years ago)

Bang

― I'm sure Ebay has some wicked pog collections (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 11 November 2010 15:21 (fourteen years ago)

http://deadspin.com/5686702/small+business-owner-does-not-appreciate-young-turk-messing-with-his-bushes

― Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Thursday, 11 November 2010 16:49 (fourteen years ago)

― jabbascript (am0n), Thursday, 11 November 2010 17:09 (fourteen years ago)

"i can run fast for an old fuck" growl.

― Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Thursday, 11 November 2010 17:19 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqWIXFLeeiI

― another al3x, Thursday, 11 November 2010 20:42 (fourteen years ago)

http://joshreads.com/images/10/10/i101022marktrail.jpg

― deej otm (some dude) otm (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 11 November 2010 23:50 (fourteen years ago)

http://joshreads.com/images/10/10/i101016marktrail.jpg

― deej otm (some dude) otm (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 11 November 2010 23:54 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/OpYWJ.gif

― frogman henry rollins (am0n), Friday, 12 November 2010 04:23 (fourteen years ago)

knew what was comin, lol'd anyway

― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Friday, 12 November 2010 04:56 (fourteen years ago)

madmenlawnmower.gif

― hoy orbison (a hoy hoy), Friday, 12 November 2010 06:25 (fourteen years ago)

Ky. Man Forced To Eat Own Beard
http://www.wlwt.com/news/25762204/detail.html

― another al3x, Friday, 12 November 2010 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha

http://www.wlwt.com/2010/1111/25762287_640X360.jpg

― am0n, Friday, 12 November 2010 16:08 (fourteen years ago)

Fight Over Tractor Sale Led To Odd Meal

― markers, Friday, 12 November 2010 16:13 (fourteen years ago)

every word of that is gold

― goole, Friday, 12 November 2010 16:22 (fourteen years ago)

I bet some of you thought the word "knives" had fewer than three syllables.

Well, you thought wrong.

― http://tinyurl.com/koalalala (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 12 November 2010 17:46 (fourteen years ago)

weird, where did consumerist find that story

― max, Friday, 12 November 2010 19:20 (fourteen years ago)

huffingtonpost, prob.

― http://tinyurl.com/koalalala (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 12 November 2010 19:21 (fourteen years ago)

prob

― max, Friday, 12 November 2010 19:24 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doL5rl_0Zvo

― am0n, Monday, 15 November 2010 00:00 (fourteen years ago)

dude is only about three years ahead of pop radio imo

― forksclovetofu, Monday, 15 November 2010 02:48 (fourteen years ago)

that video is amazing

― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Monday, 15 November 2010 03:17 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7quHfZ5IYgw

― am0n, Monday, 15 November 2010 04:14 (fourteen years ago)

just as soon as wayne finds this thread this guy is gonna be with young money, you watch

― forksclovetofu, Monday, 15 November 2010 04:20 (fourteen years ago)

I Don't Care sounds like a certified club banger to me. What kind of beat is that even?

― portrait of the artist as a yung joc (Hurting 2), Monday, 15 November 2010 04:26 (fourteen years ago)

hey, guy in a hole

― goole, Monday, 15 November 2010 04:27 (fourteen years ago)

i'm gonna go give this to the swag cru and see what they make of it.

― forksclovetofu, Monday, 15 November 2010 04:38 (fourteen years ago)

he's from melbourne

― am0n, Monday, 15 November 2010 04:41 (fourteen years ago)

oh god not this guy

― the barenaked ladies are the roaring night (electricsound), Monday, 15 November 2010 04:42 (fourteen years ago)

that's being pretty harsh to forks imo

― thomas smangalter (J0rdan S.), Monday, 15 November 2010 04:43 (fourteen years ago)

shhh, he'll hear you

― forksclovetofu, Monday, 15 November 2010 04:44 (fourteen years ago)

shouldve posted it on cape of good hope

― am0n, Monday, 15 November 2010 04:44 (fourteen years ago)

see also this thread: Bouncer Fucking Bouncer

― yuoowemeone, Monday, 15 November 2010 07:47 (fourteen years ago)

Mr. Harvey Westmoreland is the most ewok-looking motherfucker in the world.

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 15 November 2010 09:19 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jEwMNrUIBs

― jaxon, Monday, 15 November 2010 22:26 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2cLjREwngk

― jaxon, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 00:26 (fourteen years ago)

^ prob hella old, but i lolled

― jaxon, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 00:26 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i just saw that for the first time a few days ago and i died

― 867-5309 (abdul) (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 00:29 (fourteen years ago)

rosie perez vid belongs in what is awesome thread imo

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 01:05 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClCmO42_tQ0

― http://tinyurl.com/koalalala (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 21:32 (fourteen years ago)

looooooooool

― Life! The Story of Life (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 21:37 (fourteen years ago)

ha reminds me of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhn8j7S4uKU

― caek, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

lolllll @ fuck planet earth

― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Thursday, 18 November 2010 02:13 (fourteen years ago)

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs928.snc4/74133_466012328743_509228743_5561598_3783428_n.jpg

― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Thursday, 18 November 2010 02:14 (fourteen years ago)

would wear

― ＿|￣|○|￣|○|￣|○ (dayo), Thursday, 18 November 2010 02:16 (fourteen years ago)

1:00-1:13 of 'fuck planet earth' = such, such laughter

― acoleuthic, Thursday, 18 November 2010 02:18 (fourteen years ago)

totally want that t-shirt

paging ZS can you zazzle that up pls thnks

― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Thursday, 18 November 2010 02:20 (fourteen years ago)

fuck planet earth is killin me here

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 18 November 2010 04:11 (fourteen years ago)

"HIIIIEEEEEE! FUCK ... YOU!"

― Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Thursday, 18 November 2010 04:30 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orrgV_piHPA&feature=player_embedded

Starts out as just standard "Stiff adults worrying about youth fad" Lolz, but the kids in the video later are what really makes it.

― portrait of the artist as a yung joc (Hurting 2), Thursday, 18 November 2010 04:33 (fourteen years ago)

"I think about peace a lot."

― (ಠ▃ಠ)o ((cloud)) (crüt), Thursday, 18 November 2010 04:38 (fourteen years ago)

omg lollll fuck planet earth

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 18 November 2010 04:41 (fourteen years ago)

favorite part is Michael Chaloub @ 6:40, right into sympathetic prep girl straight out of a movie.

― portrait of the artist as a yung joc (Hurting 2), Thursday, 18 November 2010 04:46 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/EjwPE.png

― another al3x, Thursday, 18 November 2010 15:23 (fourteen years ago)

dying

― portrait of the artist as a yung joc (Hurting 2), Thursday, 18 November 2010 15:26 (fourteen years ago)

Haha, I can't get any of my cat photos to process.

― Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Thursday, 18 November 2010 15:36 (fourteen years ago)

lol

how come no one has come up with a face profiler thing that lets you see what you look like through the eight stages of meth?

― http://tinyurl.com/koalalala (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 18 November 2010 17:51 (fourteen years ago)

for example

― http://tinyurl.com/koalalala (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 18 November 2010 17:53 (fourteen years ago)

DYIN'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLN0xUtkFnU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LikNOLkPc50

― http://tinyurl.com/koalalala (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 19 November 2010 16:19 (fourteen years ago)

"i really feel like our team at this point is ready to go and hit individuals from another institution of higher learning"

― caek, Friday, 19 November 2010 16:35 (fourteen years ago)

loool

― ＿|￣|○|￣|○|￣|○ (dayo), Friday, 19 November 2010 16:36 (fourteen years ago)

wkiw

― ＿|￣|○|￣|○|￣|○ (dayo), Friday, 19 November 2010 16:37 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwJv4M3ymIY

― jaxon, Friday, 19 November 2010 18:46 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.cnn.com/2010/TRAVEL/11/19/airport.security.issues/index.html?hpt=C1

http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2010/TRAVEL/11/19/airport.security.issues/t1larg.tsa.denver.jpg

― dmr, Friday, 19 November 2010 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

is there a thread on pat downs yet?

― old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 November 2010 21:28 (fourteen years ago)

Oh man.

http://dpphoto.slideshowpro.com/albums/005/474/album-162384/cache/patdown003.sJPG_900_540_0_95_1_50_50.sJPG?1290189804

― http://tinyurl.com/koalalala (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 19 November 2010 21:32 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.manlyrash.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/millimeter-wave-scanner.jpg

― old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 November 2010 21:37 (fourteen years ago)

9876543219
They should start giving prostrate exams while they are at it ..Something good could come of it ..

― acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

how long until someone deliberately goes through the patdown with a protest hard on

― jeff, Friday, 19 November 2010 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

the current in vogue protest response has been to strip down to underwear and put everything in the box and then tell them you want to be patted down.
sounds fun.

― old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 November 2010 22:01 (fourteen years ago)

I found this one again - it's classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSLQ0Q-9Q90

― Life! The Story of Life (CaptainLorax), Friday, 19 November 2010 22:10 (fourteen years ago)

is this person real?!

http://dpphoto.slideshowpro.com/albums/005/474/album-162384/cache/patdown006.sJPG_900_540_0_95_1_50_50.sJPG?1290189805

― jaxon, Friday, 19 November 2010 22:40 (fourteen years ago)

boom goes the dynamite

― Onigaga (Princess TamTam), Friday, 19 November 2010 22:42 (fourteen years ago)

jax, an edited version of that was the front page of the NYT today

― old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 November 2010 22:44 (fourteen years ago)

Im sure TSA personnel are having second thoughts about their career path this month

― T-Rex's erotic imagination (Z S), Friday, 19 November 2010 23:02 (fourteen years ago)

ahma pisson'em

― old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 November 2010 23:04 (fourteen years ago)

http://thenextweb.com/shareables/files/2010/11/divorced.jpg

― ＿|￣|○|￣|○|￣|○ (dayo), Saturday, 20 November 2010 02:56 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGOO8ZhWFR4

― T-Rex's erotic imagination (Z S), Saturday, 20 November 2010 18:52 (fourteen years ago)

2:05-2:14 in particular

― T-Rex's erotic imagination (Z S), Saturday, 20 November 2010 18:54 (fourteen years ago)

too fuzzy for animated gif unfortunately

― old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 20 November 2010 19:05 (fourteen years ago)

animated gif wouldn't capture her crazed MC accompaniment, either!

― T-Rex's erotic imagination (Z S), Saturday, 20 November 2010 19:06 (fourteen years ago)

animated sound gif - the next, possibly final, frontier in gifs?

― T-Rex's erotic imagination (Z S), Saturday, 20 November 2010 19:07 (fourteen years ago)

surely we must be on the verge of the gif t-shirt

― ogmor, Saturday, 20 November 2010 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

if we're reposting boom goes the dynamite, i guess it's okay to put up montgomery flea market. Three years old! The internet goes on forever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjz04nzKvig

― old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 21 November 2010 05:06 (fourteen years ago)

have you guys seen this animal dance thing?
http://i52.tinypic.com/8yb8rr.gif

― T-Rex's erotic imagination (Z S), Sunday, 21 November 2010 05:10 (fourteen years ago)

get em boxxy

― old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 21 November 2010 05:12 (fourteen years ago)

Boogie body video = reveals where my mom got her dance moves. Especially the beginning, with the snapping on beat.

― portrait of the artist as a yung joc (Hurting 2), Sunday, 21 November 2010 05:16 (fourteen years ago)

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/11/2010/11/3a5b9f4650a2b23405e81eefc5fccee2/original.jpg

― I Want to Change My Password... (am0n), Sunday, 21 November 2010 06:17 (fourteen years ago)

omg

― inner g pills (crüt), Sunday, 21 November 2010 06:18 (fourteen years ago)

taste the brainbow

― cha-cha cheating (bnw), Sunday, 21 November 2010 06:20 (fourteen years ago)

omfg

― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Sunday, 21 November 2010 06:21 (fourteen years ago)

guess the no of m&m's in the jarhead

― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Sunday, 21 November 2010 06:22 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqz9eJiBa_Q&feature=related

― estela, Sunday, 21 November 2010 06:36 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ALmgArYW8Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TybKR57QA-U

― Kerm, Sunday, 21 November 2010 13:06 (fourteen years ago)

wait is the girl helping with the presentation that same presentation chick that did that hoax 'i quit cuz i was hot' thing?

― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Sunday, 21 November 2010 16:42 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSree1pNoXE

― I Want to Change My Password... (am0n), Monday, 22 November 2010 21:21 (fourteen years ago)

lmao thats amazing

i love gay klaus kinski @ 2:00

and the part where they all don 3D glasses and start groping wildly at the air to touch a magic polar bear

― Onigaga (Princess TamTam), Monday, 22 November 2010 21:33 (fourteen years ago)

klaus kinski guy is a fucking star

― J0rdan S., Monday, 22 November 2010 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

inflatable cruise ship

― I Want to Change My Password... (am0n), Monday, 22 November 2010 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

dreaming of klaus kinski oprah interview that never was

― straight old fashioned, virgin (another al3x), Monday, 22 November 2010 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=6QOyYxVmMrA&start1=0&video2=ZiqrifoOMZM&start2=0&authorName=Ann+O%27Nymous

― Sébastien, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 14:04 (fourteen years ago)

― I Want to Change My Password... (am0n), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 15:09 (fourteen years ago)

A+

― ＿|￣|○|￣|○|￣|○ (dayo), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 15:46 (fourteen years ago)

jews did 4:20

― shirley summistake (s1ocki), Sunday, November 21, 2010 10:24 AM

― I Want to Change My Password... (am0n), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 16:51 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFjI7gT1FvI

― I Want to Change My Password... (am0n), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 16:53 (fourteen years ago)

lol: HI DERE WAHT IS AWESOME

― ENBB, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 16:56 (fourteen years ago)

im slow like that

― I Want to Change My Password... (am0n), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 16:57 (fourteen years ago)

THIS IS MY DAUGHTERS ACCOUNT SO DONT PAY ATTENTION TO THE GIRLY STUFF!!!! SLAYER RULES

― calpolaris (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 16:59 (fourteen years ago)

too late i already paid attention to it

― I Want to Change My Password... (am0n), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 17:01 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9_Gvbn2pFs

― the 'Friends' experiment (Pillbox), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:06 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7TNIz1kzXI&feature=related

― It's Ong Like Donkey Kong (latebloomer), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 09:42 (fourteen years ago)

was waiting for a gator-chomp that never came ;_;

― in a merzbow world, how is kanye ambitious?? (ilxor), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 13:58 (fourteen years ago)

The amazing thing is I could hear the slayer song with the sound off

― ball (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 15:36 (fourteen years ago)

lol pillbox

― am0n, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 15:55 (fourteen years ago)

i like this one too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH0uS3SX_Y0

― am0n, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 15:56 (fourteen years ago)

skeeter byte and delicious!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6coYfI_P-7Q

― old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 November 2010 00:20 (fourteen years ago)

oh the shirts

― ENBB, Thursday, 25 November 2010 00:21 (fourteen years ago)

≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈
chill waves
≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈≈

― calpolaris (nakhchivan), Thursday, 25 November 2010 00:26 (fourteen years ago)

o man, those are both great. it took me a minute to realize that both (A) the balloons are attached to the man!; & (B) Delicious is the dude & Skeeter is the woman!

― the 'Friends' experiment (Pillbox), Thursday, 25 November 2010 01:53 (fourteen years ago)

Skeeter's voice is wonderful.

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 25 November 2010 08:49 (fourteen years ago)

(A) the balloons are attached to the man!;

― the 'Friends' experiment (Pillbox), Wednesday, November 24, 2010 8:53 PM

bonus lol: wearing a beatles necktie but singing a monkees song

― am0n, Thursday, 25 November 2010 16:47 (fourteen years ago)

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/50142000/jpg/_50142531_010720724-1.jpg
Singapore officials were not consulted about the design of the trunks

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-11838248

― straight old fashioned, virgin (another al3x), Friday, 26 November 2010 03:51 (fourteen years ago)

http://i54.tinypic.com/e7ey5g.gif

― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Friday, 26 November 2010 22:44 (fourteen years ago)

LOL

― I love you girls but that music is for radical faeries (Matt P), Friday, 26 November 2010 22:59 (fourteen years ago)

LOLOL

― dmr, Friday, 26 November 2010 23:28 (fourteen years ago)

perfect

― markers, Friday, 26 November 2010 23:32 (fourteen years ago)

that is amazing

― ╭∩╮⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠╭∩╮ (jeff), Friday, 26 November 2010 23:50 (fourteen years ago)

― ENBB, Friday, 26 November 2010 23:51 (fourteen years ago)

amezing

― dayo, Saturday, 27 November 2010 00:30 (fourteen years ago)

BEES!!

― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Saturday, 27 November 2010 00:31 (fourteen years ago)

:-O!!!!!!

― dayo, Saturday, 27 November 2010 00:32 (fourteen years ago)

crying with laughter

― the hurting of butt 49 (haitch), Saturday, 27 November 2010 00:40 (fourteen years ago)

hahahaha so awesome

― i look at the interior of my sack and feel sad (ilxor), Saturday, 27 November 2010 06:23 (fourteen years ago)

nooooo "this image has been moved or deleted"

― dmr, Saturday, 27 November 2010 12:53 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XcT49ms4yg#t=00m27s

― dmr, Saturday, 27 November 2010 13:00 (fourteen years ago)

http://stagetimemag.com/standup/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/tbsveryfunny.jpg imo

― balls, Saturday, 27 November 2010 20:44 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG2-l9VgWi4

#
Odst171
10 months ago 37
Anyone else hear "Child Porn"?

― (ㅅ) (am0n), Sunday, 28 November 2010 04:29 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIX_6TBeph0

― (ㅅ) (am0n), Sunday, 28 November 2010 19:35 (fourteen years ago)

what the

― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Sunday, 28 November 2010 20:00 (fourteen years ago)

awesome halloween accoutrement

― old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 November 2010 21:54 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2yD4yDsiP4

― Kerm, Monday, 29 November 2010 02:52 (fourteen years ago)

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lckrbsPRQq1qb9qwwo1_500.gif

― (+) (+ +), Monday, 29 November 2010 17:47 (fourteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paa_%28film%29

― jaxon, Monday, 29 November 2010 19:14 (fourteen years ago)

http://gratisrecoup.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/b30pu.gif

― (ㅅ) (am0n), Monday, 29 November 2010 20:46 (fourteen years ago)

i need answers

― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Monday, 29 November 2010 20:58 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uaSycW15z0

― (ㅅ) (am0n), Monday, 29 November 2010 21:01 (fourteen years ago)

Um, I Think It's Time for a Thread on WikiLeaks

― (ㅅ) (am0n), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 17:38 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/gAcuf.gif

― (+) (+ +), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 23:47 (fourteen years ago)

looool

― tullamore dew hart (electricsound), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 23:52 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha

― Kerm, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 00:12 (fourteen years ago)

“im like the bones in fat joe legs i move crack”

http://worstpapoose.tumblr.com/

(yes i am like a month late on my fruity swag)

― purblind snowcock splattered (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 13:17 (fourteen years ago)

Gangbanging spreading like a disease called meningitis, they sick with the B’s and C’s like hepatitis.”

― lex eduction horror (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 13:21 (fourteen years ago)

stop living in denial/ the nile is a river in Egypt

god sent me here as a scientist to cure aids and take it off the earths mug,
but they aborted me so now he sent me back as a thug

u speakin on my gun game so wen i pull it out dont u run,
cuz i aint put my gun in ya mouth, u put ya mouth on my gun

THAT WEED KEEP MY MIND OUT THE GUTTER/
SO I STAY HIGH (HI) LIKE DA WORD WE USE TO GREET EACH OTHER/

Put the battery in his back that’s what he mad at me
Hit him in the chest with the sket and blow out the battery

― purblind snowcock splattered (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 13:30 (fourteen years ago)

i’m shore like the water on the beach!”

― purblind snowcock splattered (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 13:32 (fourteen years ago)

http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/

― purblind snowcock splattered (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 13:40 (fourteen years ago)

yesterday u was a blood but u flip tonight, cause u like that sh*t that killed Superman, you’s a “Crip Tonight.”

― dmr, Thursday, 2 December 2010 01:39 (fourteen years ago)

papoose tumblr is like "rapper makes dad joeks"

― dmr, Thursday, 2 December 2010 01:40 (fourteen years ago)

that weed keep my mind out tha gutter, so i stay ‘HI’ like the word we use to greet each other

― dmr, Thursday, 2 December 2010 01:42 (fourteen years ago)

http://jalopnik.com/5704340/this-man-swallowed-an-entire-bag-of-cocaine

― jagger reupholstered my pussy (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 2 December 2010 19:37 (fourteen years ago)

awes

― Ectothiorhodospira shaposhnikovii (nakhchivan), Thursday, 2 December 2010 19:39 (fourteen years ago)

O.M.G.

― Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Thursday, 2 December 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago)

picture makes it

― purblind snowcock splattered (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 2 December 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago)

well, that's the whole lol

― jagger reupholstered my pussy (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 2 December 2010 19:46 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Y08erKJMkc

― jaxon, Thursday, 2 December 2010 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

i don't even

http://i.min.us/ibgKvu.jpeg

― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Friday, 3 December 2010 07:45 (fourteen years ago)

"wanna make out?"

― need to impressive a girl? (Z S), Friday, 3 December 2010 13:17 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKIqTli4gv4&feature=player_embedded

iaredumbashell
19 hours ago 9

19 people have no sense of humor... I can't stop laughing... He pulled the lever on the slot machine and won the jackpot XDDDDD

― ╭∩╮⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠╭∩╮ (jeff), Friday, 3 December 2010 18:01 (fourteen years ago)

ugh

― first as tragedy, then as favre (goole), Friday, 3 December 2010 18:31 (fourteen years ago)

oh no it's going backwards

― first as tragedy, then as favre (goole), Friday, 3 December 2010 18:31 (fourteen years ago)

shouldn't haev drunk so mucbh blud

― Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Friday, 3 December 2010 18:37 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8cNHCP3juQ&feature=player_embedded#!

― ENBB, Friday, 3 December 2010 19:39 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ck80fuTtBkw

― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Friday, 3 December 2010 19:41 (fourteen years ago)

― first as tragedy, then as favre (goole), Friday, 3 December 2010 19:45 (fourteen years ago)

sister mary elephant

― cha-cha cheating (bnw), Friday, 3 December 2010 20:22 (fourteen years ago)

oh my god cat deeley

― purblind snowcock splattered (a hoy hoy), Friday, 3 December 2010 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/j8jF0.jpg

― mo loko (cozen), Friday, 3 December 2010 22:23 (fourteen years ago)

omg the chicken

― first as tragedy, then as favre (goole), Friday, 3 December 2010 22:27 (fourteen years ago)

http://pleatedjeans.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/cotton-balls.jpg

― http://tinyurl.com/vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 3 December 2010 22:28 (fourteen years ago)

making a strong run for best lolz thread day ever.

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 3 December 2010 22:49 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQOeDYDOCKc&feature=related

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 3 December 2010 22:56 (fourteen years ago)

Kim Wilde

popdronning

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 3 December 2010 22:57 (fourteen years ago)

Med:
Roger Moore (james Bond)
Huey Lewis
Jason Alexander (George i Seinfeld)
Ricki Lake
Josie Biesett
Alberto Tomba
John Nettles
George Wendt (Norm i Cheers)
Paul Mackenna
Philip Michael Thomas (Tubbs i Miami Vice)
Glenn Close
Gorden Kaye
Pamela Anderson
Leslie Nielsen (Mannen med den nakne pistol)
Dolph Lundgren
Kelly McGillis
Sherilyn Fenn (Twin Peaks)
Daryl Hannah (Roxanne)
Lou Ferrigno (Hulken)
... og mange fler!

― old LOKO heads (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 December 2010 23:43 (fourteen years ago)

(Mannen med den nakne pistol)

― Lou Ferrigno (Hulken) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 December 2010 23:45 (fourteen years ago)

Philip Michael Thomas looks fucking ageless in that

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 3 December 2010 23:56 (fourteen years ago)

about to confront her fear of chickens for the first time in her life

― .\ /. (dayo), Saturday, 4 December 2010 01:00 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7atbb2kHH4k&feature=related

― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 4 December 2010 23:21 (fourteen years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcx8glBnL11qax6k2o1_500.jpg

― need to impressive a girl? (Z S), Sunday, 5 December 2010 00:26 (fourteen years ago)

DYING

― ball (Hurting 2), Sunday, 5 December 2010 00:40 (fourteen years ago)

the last 2 sentences of the second paragraph are genius

― need to impressive a girl? (Z S), Sunday, 5 December 2010 00:43 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.xx.openx.com/c25ebee232e59e3ff594a315df6c6bfa.jpg

― (ㅅ) (am0n), Sunday, 5 December 2010 01:13 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0NIs1fOkQg

― .\ /. (dayo), Sunday, 5 December 2010 01:23 (fourteen years ago)

last 3 lolz killing me

― It's Ong Like Donkey Kong (latebloomer), Sunday, 5 December 2010 03:04 (fourteen years ago)

Hennessy Youngman = most favorite display name

― ball (Hurting 2), Sunday, 5 December 2010 03:17 (fourteen years ago)

this is all amazing

― Cap.Obv (acoleuthic), Sunday, 5 December 2010 03:21 (fourteen years ago)

makes u think, kinda

― tldr swinton (nakhchivan), Sunday, 5 December 2010 03:26 (fourteen years ago)

Wau!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIOlv-QpwpE

― Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Sunday, 5 December 2010 03:40 (fourteen years ago)

cash 4 gold one is geeeeenius

― dmr, Sunday, 5 December 2010 03:57 (fourteen years ago)

ungreased, backdoor, Hammertime lovemaking session with our telemarketers

― dmr, Sunday, 5 December 2010 03:58 (fourteen years ago)

hennessy youngman is pretty fucking great

― Lou Ferrigno (Hulken) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 December 2010 05:18 (fourteen years ago)

dude's riff on kara walker is comedic

― Lou Ferrigno (Hulken) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 December 2010 05:46 (fourteen years ago)

corky romano, I never knew he was sooo funny

― ZOUNDS! (CaptainLorax), Sunday, 5 December 2010 06:27 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKuX0hDzrM8

― .\ /. (dayo), Sunday, 5 December 2010 08:49 (fourteen years ago)

― lookin qwyte (crüt), Sunday, 5 December 2010 09:18 (fourteen years ago)

"feral and preposterous"!

― Princess TamTam, Sunday, 5 December 2010 09:59 (fourteen years ago)

DN material imho

― Cap.Obv (acoleuthic), Sunday, 5 December 2010 10:00 (fourteen years ago)

if i was to meet hennessey youngmans friend i would not think no homo, i would think wtf is that on yr head

― purblind snowcock splattered (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 5 December 2010 15:41 (fourteen years ago)

wkiw jacolby satterwhite

― Fetchboy, Sunday, 5 December 2010 15:43 (fourteen years ago)

o of course but i dont think he may be the most appropriate dude for 'hey gay folks arent so weird after all'

― purblind snowcock splattered (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 5 December 2010 15:46 (fourteen years ago)

if i were that lady's husband i would kick the shit out of maury

― Lou Ferrigno (Hulken) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:49 (fourteen years ago)

good luck, uk
http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/7123/openbookconnectandshare.jpg

― mo loko (cozen), Sunday, 5 December 2010 22:39 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/WYlWM.jpg

― cha-cha cheating (bnw), Sunday, 5 December 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago)

^ making that my fb profile pic

― ball (Hurting 2), Sunday, 5 December 2010 23:20 (fourteen years ago)

this is about as much as my hungover brain can process this morning but i loled

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/manateesquashp1.gif

― ╭∩╮⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠╭∩╮ (jeff), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 17:16 (fourteen years ago)

think he's hungover too

― ENBB, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 17:17 (fourteen years ago)

also <3 manatees

― ENBB, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 17:17 (fourteen years ago)

i think it could use a 'BEEP' sound effect but other than that, perfect

― ╭∩╮⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠╭∩╮ (jeff), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 17:38 (fourteen years ago)

love that

― smoke on this^ one (cozen), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 18:01 (fourteen years ago)

Reminds me of

http://classicfun.ws/wp-content/uploads/only-in-japan-poor-polar-bear.gif

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 18:08 (fourteen years ago)

b8 dem polar bears

― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 18:10 (fourteen years ago)

go away, b8in

― goole, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 18:22 (fourteen years ago)

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/images/feed_assets/4cfd643c616cd.png

O_O

― kanellos (gbx), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 18:57 (fourteen years ago)

serious multitasking

― ╭∩╮⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠╭∩╮ (jeff), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 19:17 (fourteen years ago)

explain!

― goole, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 19:19 (fourteen years ago)

via a friend of mine, only explanation i got was "its from a mall in spain"

― kanellos (gbx), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 19:20 (fourteen years ago)

http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/2937/adfgae.jpg

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:08 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcvVPuJVKcs

― scott seward, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:42 (fourteen years ago)

via a friend of mine, only explanation i got was "its from a mall in spain"

― kanellos (gbx), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 19:20 (Yesterday)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caganer

― nakhtar donetsk (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:43 (fourteen years ago)

loooool @ the Lennon thing, couldnt stop lolling

― i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:44 (fourteen years ago)

Possible reasons for placing a man who is in the act of excreting waste in a scene which is widely considered holy include:

* Tradition.
* Perceived humor.
* A fun spectacle, especially for children.

― Lou Ferrigno (Hulken) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:48 (fourteen years ago)

http://spanishjourneys.com/oliveme/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/obama-caganer.jpg

― nakhtar donetsk (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:52 (fourteen years ago)

The Caganer represents the equality of all people: regardless of status, race, or gender, everyone shits.

― kanellos (gbx), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 16:52 (fourteen years ago)

Giant snails take a beating on Miami Beach

― shanti ram emmanuel (corey), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:00 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmcMG4uxiHk&feature=player_embedded

― jaxon, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 20:37 (fourteen years ago)

dying

― am0n, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

omg

― caek, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

ahahahahaha

― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

All I can get him to do his bicycle kick

― mandatorily joined parties (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

The ones where people do it well are just as funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ8RIT64CSM

― mandatorily joined parties (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTdadTKAEtQ&feature=related

― mandatorily joined parties (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

god that first one is so amazing

― gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

I remember trying to play that sometime back; I think i got 8 meters and gave up

― Lou Ferrigno (Hulken) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 21:59 (fourteen years ago)

love this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpxPQc6NvxE

― am0n, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 22:19 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrZ9Yde50S8

― jaxon, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 22:25 (fourteen years ago)

Ha, I forgot about that game! It is one of the few games that is more fun to watch than to play.

― dotting the i is really difficult for a skywriter (Z S), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 22:29 (fourteen years ago)

wow

― am0n, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 22:31 (fourteen years ago)

that sound like me

― smoke on this^ one (cozen), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

he's not even that great of a commentator but I am dying

― steendriver DUMB BIG, his HOOS got HOOS (dayo), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:17 (fourteen years ago)

re: qwop: once i saw an old dude with parkingsons faceplant kind of like that it was like woh how did he do that both his heels touching his back at once/horizontal plunge/not raising hands to protect the face

― Sébastien, Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:18 (fourteen years ago)

not sure if this goes here or awesome but,

i just sat in on a meeting where the client was so stoked that they had hired this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRNXXtaS0IU&feature=related

― a dude who enjoys the parapet and the extension of one's neck above it (gr8080), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:22 (fourteen years ago)

looks like this guy grew up, huh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU

― kanellos (gbx), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:31 (fourteen years ago)

You know if Star Wars kid was just like 5 years later he'd probably have a book deal and be on the Oscars and shit

― dr. harbl's zing-along blog (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:35 (fourteen years ago)

the oscars or the g4 awards

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:41 (fourteen years ago)

omg qwop dying

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:11 (fourteen years ago)

he has a passion for lasers

― dotting the i is really difficult for a skywriter (Z S), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:47 (fourteen years ago)

I can imagine the meeting in my head

"he does WHAT? with LASERS? and we can get him for only THIS MUCH?"

― the nagl is the nagl (dayo), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:49 (fourteen years ago)

literally it was me, a producer, and the end client.

producer: "ok let me get this youtube up to show you what this guy's act is like"
*youtube starts playing*
me: "wow."
end client: "ok WOW! I had never actually seen him in action until this youtube video right now and I AM SO GLAD WE BOOKED THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!"

― a dude who enjoys the parapet and the extension of one's neck above it (gr8080), Thursday, 9 December 2010 03:46 (fourteen years ago)

you?

― dotting the i is really difficult for a skywriter (Z S), Thursday, 9 December 2010 03:48 (fourteen years ago)

er, what I mean is, how in the hell did you react to that?

"looooooool" ?

― dotting the i is really difficult for a skywriter (Z S), Thursday, 9 December 2010 03:50 (fourteen years ago)

trontastic

― Lou Ferrigno (Hulken) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 December 2010 04:44 (fourteen years ago)

actually yes i did comment on how Tron was opening next week.

― a dude who enjoys the parapet and the extension of one's neck above it (gr8080), Thursday, 9 December 2010 06:15 (fourteen years ago)

"some synergies we could potentially leverage..."

― when you penetrate to the most high god, you will believe you're mad (Z S), Thursday, 9 December 2010 13:44 (fourteen years ago)

haha

― goole, Thursday, 9 December 2010 15:52 (fourteen years ago)

http://deadspin.com/5711284/cnn-inexplicably-airs-dumb-and-dumber-diarrhea-scene

― Let me explore your musky garden. (chrisv2010), Friday, 10 December 2010 18:49 (fourteen years ago)

JonathanSafranFoyer
01:09 PM

Ah, symbolism for the messy, laxative induced shit the Senate decided to take all over 9/11 first responders.

JonathanSafranFoyer
01:07 PM

Ah, symbolism for the messy, laxative induced shit the Senate decided to take all over 9/11 first responders.

JonathanSafranFoyer
01:07 PM

[redacted]

JonathanSafranFoyer
01:06 PM

Ah, symbolism for the messy, laxative induced shit the Senate decided to take all over 9/11 first responders.

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 10 December 2010 18:53 (fourteen years ago)

wonder what JSF's redacted post was.

― Indian Food 2 Electric Vindaloo (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 December 2010 19:08 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYfDnc42wog

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 10 December 2010 19:08 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WnwIjIl-8Q

― salvia divanorum (nakhchivan), Sunday, 12 December 2010 14:54 (fourteen years ago)

wonder what JSF's redacted post was.

― Indian Food 2 Electric Vindaloo (forksclovetofu), Friday, December 10, 2010 2:08 PM Bookmark

fwiw his last name is spelled "Foer" so I don't think that's him.

― mandatorily joined parties (Hurting 2), Sunday, 12 December 2010 17:38 (fourteen years ago)

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/feliz-navidad.jpg

― mandatorily joined parties (Hurting 2), Sunday, 12 December 2010 17:38 (fourteen years ago)

miley & her buds are listening to some shitty ass music

wkiw though

― reginald velkohnson (crüt), Sunday, 12 December 2010 17:42 (fourteen years ago)

every1 wants a sluttie 18 y/o dopefiend gf w/ a thing for postgrunge

― salvia divanorum (nakhchivan), Sunday, 12 December 2010 17:44 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah wondering if that was the equivalent of me doing hits back in the day while some chick played the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack.

― http://tinyurl.com/ccccccccccccccccc (Pleasant Plains), Sunday, 12 December 2010 17:55 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/b0Q0c.jpg

― kanellos (gbx), Sunday, 12 December 2010 23:54 (fourteen years ago)

looooooooool

― when you penetrate to the most high god, you will believe you're mad (Z S), Sunday, 12 December 2010 23:56 (fourteen years ago)

that last one

― kanellos (gbx), Sunday, 12 December 2010 23:57 (fourteen years ago)

is just

― kanellos (gbx), Sunday, 12 December 2010 23:57 (fourteen years ago)

thing in the bottom-right must be revolving at a recordbreaking pace

― when you penetrate to the most high god, you will believe you're mad (Z S), Sunday, 12 December 2010 23:57 (fourteen years ago)

it looks like a ren and stimpy cartoon

― kanellos (gbx), Sunday, 12 December 2010 23:59 (fourteen years ago)

top left could be a hot chick

― Princess TamTam, Monday, 13 December 2010 00:11 (fourteen years ago)

I thought the top left was tim lincecum after a hair cut :/

― deej me how to whiney (dayo), Monday, 13 December 2010 00:14 (fourteen years ago)

Show me some men who look like old lesbians!

― salvia divanorum (nakhchivan), Monday, 13 December 2010 00:19 (fourteen years ago)

that last one

― http://tinyurl.com/ccccccccccccccccc (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 13 December 2010 02:02 (fourteen years ago)

yep

― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Monday, 13 December 2010 02:11 (fourteen years ago)

bottom right is like John Lithgow's Ice Capades

― joygoat, Monday, 13 December 2010 04:27 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5fQZhv0poU

― Let me explore your musky garden. (chrisv2010), Monday, 13 December 2010 18:45 (fourteen years ago)

LACU PEEP

― Let me explore your musky garden. (chrisv2010), Monday, 13 December 2010 18:45 (fourteen years ago)

― goole, Monday, 13 December 2010 18:50 (fourteen years ago)

:-/

― kanellos (gbx), Monday, 13 December 2010 19:19 (fourteen years ago)

gif pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbfD9OKwqBs

― cozen, Monday, 13 December 2010 19:37 (fourteen years ago)

Don't knock how Kingfish gets around.

― http://tinyurl.com/ccccccccccccccccc (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 13 December 2010 19:39 (fourteen years ago)

I just powerloled @ that

― o tannenbaum, o judge (crüt), Monday, 13 December 2010 19:48 (fourteen years ago)

hahahahaha

― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Monday, 13 December 2010 19:52 (fourteen years ago)

I just . . . I just don't know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dJE4wtfZkE&feature=player_embedded#!

― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 02:22 (fourteen years ago)

what in the living fuck

― i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 02:36 (fourteen years ago)

I DON'T KNOW

― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 02:36 (fourteen years ago)

no way i am pressing play on that one

― i have been otm (bnw), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 02:38 (fourteen years ago)

I can't stop singing merry merry vagina ;_;

― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 02:38 (fourteen years ago)

no way i am pressing play on that one

― i have been otm (bnw), Monday, December 13, 2010 8:38 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark

― kanellos (gbx), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 02:58 (fourteen years ago)

Oh man, that is an instant christmas classic.

― Fetchboy, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 03:26 (fourteen years ago)

it's a vagina miracle
also kinda looks like it's a trap

― a leg made footless by pot (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 04:45 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHnT6enjiGM&feature=player_embedded#at=148

― a cuter kind of annoying (latebloomer), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 18:04 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/tK9EM.jpg

― kanellos (gbx), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 21:26 (fourteen years ago)

loool

I had no idea there were alternative versions of the dog fort meme! I'd only seen the red lobster one...

― hot lava hair (Z S), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 21:54 (fourteen years ago)

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lddhqqRSho1qz4vjio1_500.jpg

― tickle me lmao (cozen), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 22:09 (fourteen years ago)

lolll

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 22:56 (fourteen years ago)

omg stuff like that is the freakin height of humour to me, like i'm seriously going to laugh abt it all night and also tmrw

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

Every time I'm in the bathroom at work I stare at that hook and think about how it looks like an octopus. I don't think I realized that he likes the sauce before now though.

― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 23:02 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIQNuIgsWqM

― I spilled, saucer-eyed, into the Tonetta fanclub underground. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 23:56 (fourteen years ago)

dog fort is killing me

― dayo, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 00:02 (fourteen years ago)

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kui7u7MN6a1qzvqipo1_500.jpg

― OFQM (gr8080), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 02:45 (fourteen years ago)

just to make sure the original dog fort is immortalized

http://i52.tinypic.com/f9e3vl.jpg

― hot lava hair (Z S), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 03:46 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc

― hot lava hair (Z S), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 04:03 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbGTXlPbqL0&feature=related

― scott seward, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 04:36 (fourteen years ago)

double dream hands makes me sort of sad, in a way, like a clown that doesn't even know that he's depressed

― kanellos (gbx), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 05:56 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uxSGRNLA6o&feature=related

― scott seward, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 14:51 (fourteen years ago)

spikeproductions | January 03, 2009 | 680 likes, 7 dislikes
Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 was a horrible 80's horror flick that is so bad it's good. Go see it! For now, I have made a montage of main actor Eric Freeman's crazy eyebrows, which seems to be fluctuating by every syllable. Why isn't he in movies anymore?
Be sure to check out my other videos, Crysis on Crack!

yeah... i wonder

― xX_420_GoKu_ChRiStWaRrIoR_Xx (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 15:00 (fourteen years ago)

http://dashperiod.tumblr.com/post/2323918799/fuck-off-harrods-done-by-a-disgruntled-employee

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldgyh0scYK1qbwflao1_500.jpg

― ITV2: Jimlectric Beglinoo (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 16:11 (fourteen years ago)

haha, was about to post that. the quote from the end is the best:

“Honestly, I am disgusted,” said Irene Rider, 59, from Gary, Indiana. “I was with my grandchildren. We had just gotten off the bus. I said ‘look everybody’ and pointed up to the lights – but you know what the lights said? They said f**k off.”

― hot lava hair (Z S), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 16:18 (fourteen years ago)

you're missing the best part!

And that is not an appropriate message for a child. At least not at Christmas time.”

― kanellos (gbx), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 16:19 (fourteen years ago)

If that's real, it's fantastic.

― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 16:19 (fourteen years ago)

thepoke.co.uk is a parody site, so sadly i don't think it's real ;((

― Babylon and zing (stevie), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 23:59 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKwN33zTrXQ

― cozes kiptanui (cozen), Thursday, 16 December 2010 14:35 (fourteen years ago)

graspable!!

― o tannenbaum, o judge (crüt), Thursday, 16 December 2010 14:39 (fourteen years ago)

HAHAHAHA

― ENBB, Thursday, 16 December 2010 14:58 (fourteen years ago)

stay classy uk

― I spilled, saucer-eyed, into the Tonetta fanclub underground. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 December 2010 15:54 (fourteen years ago)

hang on I didn't know darragh had been on Countdown

― Rage Against the Man-Cream (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 December 2010 15:56 (fourteen years ago)

ahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

holy crap that looks exactly like him

― ENBB, Thursday, 16 December 2010 15:57 (fourteen years ago)

it's fuckin uncanny

― Rage Against the Man-Cream (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 December 2010 15:59 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/h4lM9l.jpg

― straight old fashioned, virgin (another al3x), Thursday, 16 December 2010 16:12 (fourteen years ago)

haha ^pulled that before

i don't get why GRASPABLE is funny

― u aint messin w/ my dengue (gr8080), Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:23 (fourteen years ago)

Baps = nickname for boobs in Englannd

Large Baps

― ENBB, Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:24 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uguXNL93fWg&feature=player_embedded#!

― max, Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:45 (fourteen years ago)

omg

― o tannenbaum, o judge (crüt), Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:46 (fourteen years ago)

hahahahahahah

― ENBB, Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:47 (fourteen years ago)

wait - I bet there is some guy off camera pretending to be a parrot. How can one feathered guy be so awesome?

― ENBB, Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:48 (fourteen years ago)

I mean, he even whispers!

― ENBB, Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:48 (fourteen years ago)

floooooooooeeeeeeuuuurrrrggghhhhhh

― schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:50 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7FBGhk8QWc

― vladimir pootawn (am0n), Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:56 (fourteen years ago)

parrots are so weird and awesome

― kanellos (gbx), Thursday, 16 December 2010 19:02 (fourteen years ago)

We had a parrot when I was little named Chico and my Dad made tapes of his voice that he would leave on when we were out in an attempt to get Chico to talk. He never said much but the few words he did wind up saying sounded just like my dad so basically our parrot had a German accent which was pretty awesome.

― ENBB, Thursday, 16 December 2010 19:03 (fourteen years ago)

Glad to see you all are embracing Satan like this.

― http://tinyurl.com/ccccccccccccccccc (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 16 December 2010 19:04 (fourteen years ago)

the one max posted is awesome but i think sparky is my fave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRhvUJIwbV0

'i'll kick your balls son'

― vladimir pootawn (am0n), Thursday, 16 December 2010 19:09 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV27Xhv0G2g

― Rage Against the Man-Cream (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 December 2010 19:10 (fourteen years ago)

i house sat for some people w/ a parrot one time and had some friends over for beers one night.

my buddy decided it would be real cool to teach the parrott swear words. as i woke up the next morning hungover, i could hear from down the hall: "fuuuuuuuck you. fuuuuuuuck you."

― u aint messin w/ my dengue (gr8080), Thursday, 16 December 2010 19:27 (fourteen years ago)

my dad's friend has (had?) a parrot that used to say "fuck off" when someone rang the door and sing the chorus to this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZZ3Fy7hmFs

― caek, Thursday, 16 December 2010 20:18 (fourteen years ago)

bodies hit the floor parrot is killing me

― I spilled, saucer-eyed, into the Tonetta fanclub underground. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 December 2010 22:15 (fourteen years ago)

can somebody explain to me how that UK gameshow works - is it like family feud

― dayo, Friday, 17 December 2010 00:15 (fourteen years ago)

http://hatethefuture.tumblr.com/post/2337526427/mark-zuckerberg-funnels-venture-capital-into-time

― dayo, Friday, 17 December 2010 00:53 (fourteen years ago)

I couldn't sleep in the UK and got up mad early and watched that game show and it was so cool

― franz kaptcha (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 17 December 2010 01:00 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.wengerna.com/giant-knife-16999
http://www.wengerna.com/stuff/contentmgr/files/0/a45137daa224e9531cb3050458faee64/image/wenger_giant_knife.png

― u aint messin w/ my dengue (gr8080), Friday, 17 December 2010 01:15 (fourteen years ago)

that quiz show was countdown

― caek, Friday, 17 December 2010 02:05 (fourteen years ago)

here is an amusing countdown incident

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfa3MHLLSWI

― caek, Friday, 17 December 2010 02:06 (fourteen years ago)

and thus the most amusing thing ever aired on british tv

― franz kaptcha (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 17 December 2010 02:11 (fourteen years ago)

that's the joke, whiney.

― caek, Friday, 17 December 2010 02:23 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk59imFr6yI

The 21 foot rule states that the average person with a bladed weapon can run and cut you in about the same amount of time that the average person can draw and shoot a gun. Demonstrates that bladed weapons are very dangerous especially against cardboard targets. Please do not try this at home. For demonstration purposes only.

― dayo, Friday, 17 December 2010 03:31 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_6bmrqIsP8

watch after 21 foot rule

― dayo, Friday, 17 December 2010 03:32 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0IMHzibGqI

― dayo, Friday, 17 December 2010 03:39 (fourteen years ago)

somewhere on the internet there is some awesome messageboard zinging going on between gun guys and knife guys

― u aint messin w/ my dengue (gr8080), Friday, 17 December 2010 03:44 (fourteen years ago)

you know prior to that last video I don't think I had ever heart the word 'jorts' uttered aloud

― dayo, Friday, 17 December 2010 03:53 (fourteen years ago)

deep lolz @ "i'm just hanging out"

― kanellos (gbx), Friday, 17 December 2010 03:54 (fourteen years ago)

and thus the most amusing thing ever aired on british tv

― franz kaptcha (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 17 December 2010 02:11 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ppl from the land of seinfeld shouldnt throw stones

― irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Friday, 17 December 2010 10:53 (fourteen years ago)

deep lolz @ "i'm just hanging out"

― kanellos (gbx), Thursday, December 16, 2010 10:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

haha otm, 'just hangin out!' became a catchphrase between me and my friend a while back... if i ever hear someone yell that irl im just gonna run

― xX_420_GoKu_ChRiStWaRrIoR_Xx (Princess TamTam), Friday, 17 December 2010 10:59 (fourteen years ago)

I do not understand what is funny about that clip at all. Are british people supposed to be bad at "maths"

― o tannenbaum, o judge (crüt), Friday, 17 December 2010 11:00 (fourteen years ago)

talking about the countdown clip obv

― o tannenbaum, o judge (crüt), Friday, 17 December 2010 11:06 (fourteen years ago)

the countdown clip is pure ownage and is more 'feats of amazing dexterity' than lol thread but I am glad to have seen it :)

― schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Friday, 17 December 2010 11:13 (fourteen years ago)

countdown isn't funny crut. unless you are lj, which should explain it 4u

― irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Friday, 17 December 2010 11:36 (fourteen years ago)

now i have watched it, i think having autism on countdown is cheating

― irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Friday, 17 December 2010 11:39 (fourteen years ago)

http://slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/2010/images/little5.jpg

― cozen, Friday, 17 December 2010 14:18 (fourteen years ago)

You don't have permission to access /crapfactory/curiosities/2010/images/little5.jpg on this server.

― dayo, Friday, 17 December 2010 14:23 (fourteen years ago)

ah shit
http://slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/2010/little_bastard_on_chat_roulette.htm

― cozen, Friday, 17 December 2010 14:26 (fourteen years ago)

i would prolly be p good at countdown if they didnt have the math part

― franz kaptcha (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 17 December 2010 14:27 (fourteen years ago)

shooopppeeeeddd

― dayo, Friday, 17 December 2010 14:29 (fourteen years ago)

holy shit that kid

― o tannenbaum, o judge (crüt), Friday, 17 December 2010 14:33 (fourteen years ago)

only wanted to post the fat kid one, just noticed he drops the n-ton bomb : /

― cozen, Friday, 17 December 2010 14:35 (fourteen years ago)

that kid owns

i lol'd at 'nihao'

― xX_420_GoKu_ChRiStWaRrIoR_Xx (Princess TamTam), Friday, 17 December 2010 14:38 (fourteen years ago)

lil tamtam amirite?

― nax arrrrrgh (nakhchivan), Friday, 17 December 2010 14:40 (fourteen years ago)

That KIds Sick N Twistd... Just like Me!!!!!! http://i.imgur.com/LuFjV.gif

― xX_420_GoKu_ChRiStWaRrIoR_Xx (Princess TamTam), Friday, 17 December 2010 14:45 (fourteen years ago)

― nax arrrrrgh (nakhchivan), Friday, 17 December 2010 14:45 (fourteen years ago)

it's the playset that makes those 21ft vids i think

― goole, Friday, 17 December 2010 14:50 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWhxCB0ndJE&feature=related

― mandatorily joined parties (Hurting 2), Friday, 17 December 2010 15:28 (fourteen years ago)

he whips his head back & forth

― sugg knight (cozen), Friday, 17 December 2010 16:25 (fourteen years ago)

oh yeah, that reminds me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9b4do9Ylkng

― Pussy v. Sperguson (Princess TamTam), Friday, 17 December 2010 16:31 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLZD1929XqU

― vladimir pootawn (am0n), Friday, 17 December 2010 16:53 (fourteen years ago)

I want to tell you about the drunk parrot I met last night

― Pussy v. Sperguson (Princess TamTam), Friday, 17 December 2010 17:00 (fourteen years ago)

all of these birds are awesome and that is the the best story

― ENBB, Friday, 17 December 2010 17:09 (fourteen years ago)

prob been posted already, but:
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyze0aDRB41qzwi58o1_500.jpg

― u aint messin w/ my dengue (gr8080), Friday, 17 December 2010 18:11 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― ENBB, Friday, 17 December 2010 18:18 (fourteen years ago)

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld5i5hsELo1qadur8o1_500.jpg

― jaxon, Friday, 17 December 2010 19:27 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BrpZe8PUBI

― omar little, Friday, 17 December 2010 19:32 (fourteen years ago)

crypt walk
http://i53.tinypic.com/r7w509.jpg

― u aint messin w/ my dengue (gr8080), Friday, 17 December 2010 20:00 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7et3xJhCv0

― vladimir pootawn (am0n), Friday, 17 December 2010 20:08 (fourteen years ago)

I'm so glad we got the back view too.
ringrang100 6 days ago 2

― vladimir pootawn (am0n), Friday, 17 December 2010 20:10 (fourteen years ago)

http://mociun.tumblr.com/post/2336156333

― I spilled, saucer-eyed, into the Tonetta fanclub underground. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 December 2010 20:17 (fourteen years ago)

https://w1.buysub.com/pubs/RP/RWD/images/201574604_order_03.jpg

― i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Saturday, 18 December 2010 10:20 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/562.jpg

― Fetchboy, Sunday, 19 December 2010 15:36 (fourteen years ago)

didn't know if i should put this in the o_0 or nsfw threads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfPImWIPZ8o

― jaxon, Monday, 20 December 2010 18:10 (fourteen years ago)

slight resemblance to countdown dude allowed tbph, and only cos i just shaved

― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Monday, 20 December 2010 20:12 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4itYJmzGnKw
BREAKFAST GONE AWRY

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 14:42 (fourteen years ago)

forks are you laughing AT this or WITH it?

― u aint messin w/ my dengue (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 18:11 (fourteen years ago)

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 18:19 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.best-horror-movies.com/hospitality.html
"The used condoms strewn about the room imply that a good time was had by all – the video camera on the bed confirms it."

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 18:37 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE_9CzLCbkY

― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 21:22 (fourteen years ago)

ahh crap. Portland takes over the 90's means the 90's aren't cool anymore

― 486.52 (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 21:28 (fourteen years ago)

the dream of the 90's is still alive on the plateau too
http://www.viceland.com/int/guide_mtl/htdocs/dd/e.jpg

― Sébastien, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 23:31 (fourteen years ago)

FUCKIN
GONUTS

― jerkstore cowboy (Pillbox), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 00:47 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.creativereview.co.uk/cr-blog/2010/december/royal-wedding-plates-kk-outlet

― irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 01:32 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfelggsudKM&feature=player_embedded

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 23 December 2010 04:55 (fourteen years ago)

feel like the whole oprah thing has been such a boon to this thread that the next thread title should be "oprah's favorite LOLz" or something

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 23 December 2010 04:58 (fourteen years ago)

you're gettin forks all excited now

― i have been otm (bnw), Thursday, 23 December 2010 05:04 (fourteen years ago)

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 23 December 2010 12:14 (fourteen years ago)

it was a dig at your popular thread title changes

― i have been otm (bnw), Thursday, 23 December 2010 15:21 (fourteen years ago)

oblique

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 23 December 2010 15:25 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-12059969

― Fetchboy, Thursday, 23 December 2010 17:58 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/7xlFs.gif

― i have been otm (bnw), Friday, 24 December 2010 05:34 (fourteen years ago)

^^^went to school there

that was a grad student tho

― mookieproof, Friday, 24 December 2010 05:57 (fourteen years ago)

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/175412-1/Tree_cutting.gif

― mmmm... yung hummus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 24 December 2010 21:54 (fourteen years ago)

ugh that is not lolz for me. saw that exact thing happen to my dad like ten years ago---shattered wrist, broken ribs, punctured lung

― kanellos (gbx), Friday, 24 December 2010 21:59 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, I could laugh it off if I was with the flying guy and he was laughing it off, but only after he'd healed and felt better.

― mh, Friday, 24 December 2010 22:28 (fourteen years ago)

well my father was a tree so

― mmmm... yung hummus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 24 December 2010 22:43 (fourteen years ago)

this is what you get when you meeeeessss with us

― markers, Friday, 24 December 2010 22:46 (fourteen years ago)

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldhrzzhzmW1qzaxefo1_400.jpg

― it Terribel !!! (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 25 December 2010 06:30 (fourteen years ago)

dying.

― mmmm... yung hummus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 25 December 2010 07:07 (fourteen years ago)

merry christmas, everyone!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLrFfQ8U1aw

― gr8080, Saturday, 25 December 2010 09:59 (fourteen years ago)

Merry christmas to you, too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg2CIZX-0MQ&feature=related

― Fetchboy, Saturday, 25 December 2010 13:32 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go-KomKEO0s

― plax (ico), Saturday, 25 December 2010 22:00 (fourteen years ago)

wait dont watch that watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy52jFB5Qgc

― plax (ico), Saturday, 25 December 2010 22:14 (fourteen years ago)

haaaaa

― acoleuthic, Saturday, 25 December 2010 22:18 (fourteen years ago)

hope santa leaves him some depth perception

― i have been otm (bnw), Saturday, 25 December 2010 22:19 (fourteen years ago)

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/80770-3/Kayak_pool_dive.gif

― kenny noggins (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 25 December 2010 22:22 (fourteen years ago)

hero

― BIG SANTA aka the sleighdriver (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 25 December 2010 22:43 (fourteen years ago)

oh my lord

― acoleuthic, Saturday, 25 December 2010 22:44 (fourteen years ago)

it's called a "kayak"

― I am a man and I use the typewriter method (rip van wanko), Saturday, 25 December 2010 22:55 (fourteen years ago)

final dogfort for me, mostly for "completely insane"
http://i.imgur.com/Je2XA.jpg

― it Terribel !!! (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 26 December 2010 05:43 (fourteen years ago)

Whoa...

― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Sunday, 26 December 2010 06:04 (fourteen years ago)

I cried at the end

― hot lava hair (Z S), Sunday, 26 December 2010 17:03 (fourteen years ago)

!!!

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Sunday, 26 December 2010 17:51 (fourteen years ago)

Can someone repost the vid of the nature vid redubbed with all the animals screaming "fuck!!". Wanted to show my mom

― jaxon, Monday, 27 December 2010 00:48 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcnVzjakBQA&feature=related

― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMf0MTweXYc (Princess TamTam), Monday, 27 December 2010 00:58 (fourteen years ago)

she sent me this one
http://www.wimp.com/animalvoiceovers/

she thought the fuck one was sad

― jaxon, Monday, 27 December 2010 19:28 (fourteen years ago)

aww @ yr mom but the fuck one is awesome

that . . . gopher yelling Alan is cracking me up tbh.

― ENBB, Monday, 27 December 2010 19:35 (fourteen years ago)

ILM featured @ 28 second mark

― i have been otm (bnw), Monday, 27 December 2010 19:38 (fourteen years ago)

i like the british one tbh

the "alan" bit reminds me of the "dan" bit from alan partridge

― kanellos (gbx), Monday, 27 December 2010 19:40 (fourteen years ago)

yes!

― ENBB, Monday, 27 December 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago)

This one's only slightly funnier than the baby investor.com commercials, but at least it's home-made, ad-libbed and cats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3iFhLdWjqc

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 27 December 2010 21:07 (fourteen years ago)

the thing about the dogfort ones is that the dude who created the original never created anymore. all the other ones are oneoffs so hte quality control is terrible. I went through way too many of them at reddit

― dayo, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 03:13 (fourteen years ago)

yeah the first one is perfect

― kanellos (gbx), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 03:29 (fourteen years ago)

oh ffs there's a dogfort subreddit

*suicides*

― kanellos (gbx), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 03:32 (fourteen years ago)

half of them are done by like 50 y/o ex military guys getting way too excited about making dogs play army

― dayo, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 03:32 (fourteen years ago)

i'm dead already

― kanellos (gbx), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 03:39 (fourteen years ago)

internet people try to "play along" and kill something fun shocker

― gr8080, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 03:42 (fourteen years ago)

heh

― ೋ*¨*ೋALWAYz A F4RT3R ♥ 24/7/365ೋ*¨*ೋ (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 03:49 (fourteen years ago)

tbh its yalls fault for looking for 'more' dogfort... no good could come of that quest

― ೋ*¨*ೋALWAYz A F4RT3R ♥ 24/7/365ೋ*¨*ೋ (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 03:50 (fourteen years ago)

so sick of star wars funnies but this made me lol
http://i56.tinypic.com/16jg0hv.jpg

― gr8080, Thursday, 30 December 2010 18:59 (fourteen years ago)

ha ha!

― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 30 December 2010 19:05 (fourteen years ago)

*jumps into snowspeeder*

― dayo, Friday, 31 December 2010 00:42 (fourteen years ago)

i know this is bad noize form but ya think someone might start a new lolz thread for 2011? cuz funny stuff disappears and there is no way in hell i am gonna load this whole page. i mean, i could try, but it wouldn't be pretty. i show rufus and cyrus stuff on here all the time. even fuck planet earth. don't tell their teachers.

― scott seward, Friday, 31 December 2010 18:20 (fourteen years ago)

new thread for 2011, for the children.

― gr8080, Friday, 31 December 2010 18:23 (fourteen years ago)

btw scott i made you rem lezar gifs: Creating Rem Lezar - Classic Or Dud?

― gr8080, Friday, 31 December 2010 18:24 (fourteen years ago)

they loved kid falling over in dublin airport, by the way. but then they would.

― scott seward, Friday, 31 December 2010 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

i didn't know you had made those! i thought you found them somewhere. very cool.

― scott seward, Friday, 31 December 2010 18:27 (fourteen years ago)

they were made for you, scott.

― gr8080, Friday, 31 December 2010 18:32 (fourteen years ago)

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1365.snc4/163729_521056262008_9701540_30797127_299750_n.jpg

― gr8080, Friday, 31 December 2010 19:38 (fourteen years ago)

photo credit: Confounded

― gr8080, Friday, 31 December 2010 19:39 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgCo5DVX3XQ

― jaxon, Monday, 3 January 2011 02:20 (fourteen years ago)

"The all-new MY DICK" is really cracking me up right now

― I can take a youtube that's seldom seen, flip it, now it's a meme (Hurting 2), Monday, 3 January 2011 02:21 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnTexQJD7p0

― plax (ico), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 03:23 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKfbgoM2QUs

feel like this could be cross posted in HI DERE WAHT IS AWESOME and RIP nsfw as well

― dayo, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 03:41 (fourteen years ago)

http://thehairpin.com/2011/01/women-laughing-alone-with-salad/

― pomp la familia (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 04:50 (fourteen years ago)

Bonnie

Making healthy choices. Taking care of me. Feeling good. Living good. Healthy and clean. I like that. For me. Because I matter. Loving myself because someone has to, right? Who? Oh right, me. Loving me for living good and eating good. Loving myself. Must. Or at least should. Possibly could if I eat salad. But only salad.
Posted on January 3, 2011 at 1:04 pm
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― pomp la familia (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 04:50 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaFB5JsJjb8

courtesy of heave ho

― dayo, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 08:56 (fourteen years ago)

nice

― ullr saves (gbx), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 15:14 (fourteen years ago)

is this kinda lol mostly sad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTysXITBCmk

― joran van der snood (cozen), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:56 (fourteen years ago)

haha good luck to him

― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)

Holy crap! Hope he finds some freelance work, at the very least a Sunday afternoon engineering shift.

― http://tinyurl.com/MO-02011 (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 18:06 (fourteen years ago)

i love that guy

― predeep natsvitika (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 20:02 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.jamesvandermemes.com/

― jaxon, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs001.snc6/165150_10150372388845557_680930556_16770750_3514084_n.jpg

Actual amazon rec made to a friend of mine who happens to bow-hunt deer.

― pomp la familia (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 22:29 (fourteen years ago)

ok is jamesvandermeme the actual dude trying to make himself a meme on the back of crying.gif? why couldn't he marry a mentalist like the other dawsons creek-ers?

― irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 09:34 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seOURzgFCdU&feature=player_embedded

― ullr saves (gbx), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 16:41 (fourteen years ago)

actually this one is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKIvEVkAfW4&annotation_id=annotation_916292&feature=iv

― ullr saves (gbx), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 16:44 (fourteen years ago)

http://uhhyeahdude.com/media/seths_corner/
KMIA-TV > Vols 1-6
(mostly lol kind of o_O)

― gr8080, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 16:58 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/012011/1294080983_penguin-crosses-sea-lion.gif

― old man yells at cloud computing (am0n), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 17:27 (fourteen years ago)

lol!

― ullr saves (gbx), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 17:41 (fourteen years ago)

best

― if anyone is lost to the tragic carnage of ILX, let it be (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:38 (fourteen years ago)

hahahaaaaa

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 20:27 (fourteen years ago)

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/176350-2/Dog_steals_sled.gif

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 6 January 2011 15:44 (fourteen years ago)

soooooooooooo awesome!

― Fetchboy, Thursday, 6 January 2011 17:27 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NUHpWg7W9I

Context.

― Volvo Twilight (p-dog), Thursday, 6 January 2011 18:17 (fourteen years ago)

that gif is amazing

― ullr saves (gbx), Thursday, 6 January 2011 19:40 (fourteen years ago)

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l115/neopolitan_2006/160257d1293990049-animated-gif-thread-f9pre.gif

― gr8080, Thursday, 6 January 2011 20:56 (fourteen years ago)

also awesome.

― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 6 January 2011 21:31 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUrJdsN_-B0

― joygoat, Friday, 7 January 2011 05:06 (fourteen years ago)

http://img547.imageshack.us/img547/9585/34834101501107105904987.jpg

― jed_, Friday, 7 January 2011 19:14 (fourteen years ago)

HAhahahaha

― hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Friday, 7 January 2011 19:18 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCp3jq3mM04

― tables n tables (crüt), Saturday, 8 January 2011 08:00 (fourteen years ago)

This is the thread where I sing along to "Da Funk"

― gr8080, Saturday, 8 January 2011 11:10 (fourteen years ago)

haha I thought of that

― tables n tables (crüt), Saturday, 8 January 2011 11:30 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/7tsME.jpg

― roustabout (cozen), Saturday, 8 January 2011 11:45 (fourteen years ago)

Already posted on a noizelol thread, but worth an encore: http://tatatataa.cn/

― Fetchboy, Sunday, 9 January 2011 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

yah, total classic even if old.

― predeep natsvitika (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 9 January 2011 23:10 (fourteen years ago)

dying @ numan acapella

― am0n, Sunday, 9 January 2011 23:23 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUw1nMZwm8Y

― predeep natsvitika (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 9 January 2011 23:33 (fourteen years ago)

9 minutes?!?!?!

― nakh get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Sunday, 9 January 2011 23:34 (fourteen years ago)

"See all 1785 videos"

― predeep natsvitika (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 9 January 2011 23:38 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― am0n, Sunday, 9 January 2011 23:38 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty2I9o3lvJY

― am0n, Sunday, 9 January 2011 23:47 (fourteen years ago)

looooooool

― markers, Monday, 10 January 2011 00:14 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5l9gm4ymLw

― Prince wouldn't ‘woa’ (onimo), Monday, 10 January 2011 19:17 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwyMB19q7ms

― trap goin hal jam (Pillbox), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 04:44 (fourteen years ago)

http://picrandom.com/images/employment.jpg

― jaxon, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 19:19 (fourteen years ago)

well then.

― go straddle a narwhal you chlorinated gene pool (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 19:21 (fourteen years ago)

wow

"go straddle a narwhal you chlorinated gene pool" might be my new favorite insult

doubt this is real but I really hope it is

also lol @ "bovine and porcine"

― ENBB, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 19:22 (fourteen years ago)

wait - just reread O_O at the lava cake rick james thing

― ENBB, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 19:22 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/112010/1290455484_farting-penguin.gif

― am0n, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 19:33 (fourteen years ago)

hahahahaha

― gr8080, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 19:47 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, i love that

― ENBB, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 19:48 (fourteen years ago)

abort

― jeff, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 19:55 (fourteen years ago)

https://twitter.com/greeneforsenate/status/22757237969657857

― gr8080, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 21:04 (fourteen years ago)

a capella kid closed his account :(

― tables n tables (crüt), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 11:27 (fourteen years ago)

did he go viral recently?

― go straddle a narwhal you chlorinated gene pool (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 16:07 (fourteen years ago)

http://palinherpderp.ytmnd.com/

― jaxon, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 19:47 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/HLONE.png

(linked cos big)

― goole, Thursday, 13 January 2011 17:59 (fourteen years ago)

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/09/16/alg_jay_leno_first_show.jpg

― http://tinyurl.com/MO-02011 (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 13 January 2011 18:02 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=e7R&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=%22except+rap+and+country%22+okcupid&aq=f&aqi=&aql=f&oq=&gs_rfai=

― gr8080, Thursday, 13 January 2011 18:12 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLbQESRxvus

― geronimo (cozen), Thursday, 13 January 2011 21:02 (fourteen years ago)

reposting from gucci mane thread (sorry, had to)

http://assets.rollingstone.com/assets/images/story/what-does-gucci-manes-ice-cream-cone-tattoo-mean-20110113/1000x306/main.jpg

― ilxor this could be a standout thread for you imo (ilxor), Thursday, 13 January 2011 22:50 (fourteen years ago)

http://tv.gawker.com/5732941/is-this-the-worst-guitar-solo-ever

― jaxon, Thursday, 13 January 2011 22:51 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCD3IxCZpsM

― dayo, Friday, 14 January 2011 01:23 (fourteen years ago)

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2011/01/craigslisttroll.jpg

― ullr saves (gbx), Friday, 14 January 2011 03:19 (fourteen years ago)

LOL

― http://tinyurl.com/MO-02011 (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 14 January 2011 04:33 (fourteen years ago)

hahahaha fucking win

― ilxor this could be a standout thread for you imo (ilxor), Friday, 14 January 2011 05:01 (fourteen years ago)

PWN

― gr8080, Friday, 14 January 2011 08:55 (fourteen years ago)

oh wow

― legerndrymayne (acoleuthic), Friday, 14 January 2011 09:07 (fourteen years ago)

amazing

― jed_, Friday, 14 January 2011 12:36 (fourteen years ago)

Not sure this as much lol as headscratching:
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2011/01/ap110107114685.jpg

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 14 January 2011 13:21 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcwcjt6qcYs

― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 15 January 2011 07:49 (fourteen years ago)

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcfl5y72st1qzr2kio1_500.gif

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 16 January 2011 04:01 (fourteen years ago)

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/176951-3/BMX_race_faceplants.gif

― domo genesis p-orridge (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 17 January 2011 18:19 (fourteen years ago)

must have been so difficult for witnesses to suppress the lols

― pubic sector employee (Z S), Monday, 17 January 2011 18:58 (fourteen years ago)

it's gif - we just can't hear the lols!

― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 17 January 2011 18:59 (fourteen years ago)

i love biker #4 looking back all "WTF, guys?!"

― domo genesis p-orridge (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 17 January 2011 19:00 (fourteen years ago)

reminds me of

http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt203/pplains/Motorcycle_stalls.gif

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 17 January 2011 19:09 (fourteen years ago)

oh shit!

― ENBB, Monday, 17 January 2011 19:20 (fourteen years ago)

― a fierce jet of passion-fruit cream and powdered mint leaves (acoleuthic), Monday, 17 January 2011 19:32 (fourteen years ago)

that is not what I come to Damage ContrLOLz for

― a fierce jet of passion-fruit cream and powdered mint leaves (acoleuthic), Monday, 17 January 2011 19:32 (fourteen years ago)

To be honest, I was always tempted to post that in a pile-on-LJ thread, but couldn't get past my conscience.

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 17 January 2011 19:47 (fourteen years ago)

To be honest, LJ never really waves to indicate that he's stalled out on the raceway

Then again, others may argue that he was born waving.

― sectarian chicken (mh), Monday, 17 January 2011 19:51 (fourteen years ago)

you guys this isn't what l0u1s jagg3r comes to Damage ContrLOLz for

― enfuque (Matt P), Monday, 17 January 2011 19:53 (fourteen years ago)

seen some pixels in my time

― From the novel "Spinster Dinner" (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 January 2011 20:17 (fourteen years ago)

guyyyys

it's not that bad really. don't make me post price vs van vuuren dot gif, if it exists. actually I will never do that ever, the video haunts me to this day

― a fierce jet of passion-fruit cream and powdered mint leaves (acoleuthic), Monday, 17 January 2011 20:20 (fourteen years ago)

http://gawker.com/5736031/cat-summoned-for-jury-duty

― markers, Monday, 17 January 2011 23:56 (fourteen years ago)

http://i51.tinypic.com/2ep3uva.jpg

― markers, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

I doubt the defense would allow her to be seated.

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 00:36 (fourteen years ago)

indeed

http://trollcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/your_argument_may_be_valid_but_i__still_dont_give_a_fuck_trollcat.jpg

― brownie, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 01:50 (fourteen years ago)

^actual juror

― brownie, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 01:51 (fourteen years ago)

http://oi54.tinypic.com/65ba07.jpg

― gr8080, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 20:41 (fourteen years ago)

is that fun or uncomfortable i wonder?

― nakh get on my lvl (roxymuzak), Thursday, 20 January 2011 00:32 (fourteen years ago)

that little girl is either going to be really cool or really fucked up

― 23 24 (Z S), Thursday, 20 January 2011 01:11 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.pianobasher.webspace.virginmedia.com/fbookpeen.png

― ship_rex (+ +), Thursday, 20 January 2011 01:21 (fourteen years ago)

HAHA!

― jed_, Thursday, 20 January 2011 02:14 (fourteen years ago)

hahahaha omg A+

― ilxor, Thursday, 20 January 2011 02:37 (fourteen years ago)

looks avg to me

― big baller eating steaks every day (jeff), Thursday, 20 January 2011 03:44 (fourteen years ago)

even flaccid?

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 20 January 2011 05:39 (fourteen years ago)

for a woman, sure

― big baller eating steaks every day (jeff), Thursday, 20 January 2011 08:20 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ignr8h2og_g

― bigdawg (crüt), Thursday, 20 January 2011 09:54 (fourteen years ago)

i have similar work experiences

― thank you based jättegod (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 January 2011 13:38 (fourteen years ago)

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/177208-1/Kinect_cat.gif

― Dan Watagatapitusperry (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 20 January 2011 15:31 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv5qdSHuZ9Q

― Blazes Boyband (Pillbox), Thursday, 20 January 2011 20:35 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gL599MlNVzY

― another al3x, Thursday, 20 January 2011 21:09 (fourteen years ago)

^needs to be posted on EVERY THREAD

― thank you based jättegod (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 January 2011 21:43 (fourteen years ago)

"resist that urge to engage and respond"

― thank you based jättegod (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 January 2011 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

they have sooo many problems they have sooo much to cope with

― "crut" copy (diamonddave85), Thursday, 20 January 2011 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

xp haha i dont know why they didnt just say 'dont feed the trolls'

― "crut" copy (diamonddave85), Thursday, 20 January 2011 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7yAWpX1Mc

― bigdawg (crüt), Friday, 21 January 2011 05:08 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Fy8mo.jpg

― am0n, Friday, 21 January 2011 22:03 (fourteen years ago)

i love those

― goole, Friday, 21 January 2011 22:04 (fourteen years ago)

lmao@that fox news piece. kudos for getting trollface.jpg in there, albiet briefly

― clang honk tweet (Pashmina), Friday, 21 January 2011 22:07 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgZikcCsQ38

― am0n, Friday, 21 January 2011 23:14 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBzTYpxa7PM

― am0n, Friday, 21 January 2011 23:15 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/v6fds.gif

― cozen, Saturday, 22 January 2011 00:44 (fourteen years ago)

ws trolled girl tbh. ws on her sonic the hedgenagl couch

― "70th" "voter" "badger" (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 22 January 2011 14:53 (fourteen years ago)

troll vid is awesome

― ‎$^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Saturday, 22 January 2011 14:56 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ pedobear

― busytits (rip van wanko), Saturday, 22 January 2011 15:03 (fourteen years ago)

took me like 15 views to realize what pole vaulter girl thought she was doin

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 22 January 2011 15:13 (fourteen years ago)

not pole vaulting

― Kerm, Saturday, 22 January 2011 15:18 (fourteen years ago)

http://zdarsky.tumblr.com/post/2837139960/one-page-the-petals-fall-twice-by-chip-zdarsky

― Fetchboy, Sunday, 23 January 2011 02:44 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oaFOaHu-Ig

― thank you based jättegod (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2011 05:10 (fourteen years ago)

OK the Just Like Heaven Karaoke superstar.

― ‎$^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Sunday, 23 January 2011 05:29 (fourteen years ago)

wkiw that guy fuiud

― gr8080, Sunday, 23 January 2011 05:53 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-yUKS3O66A

― dayo, Sunday, 23 January 2011 11:20 (fourteen years ago)

Show me your WAR FACE!

― Kerm, Sunday, 23 January 2011 15:41 (fourteen years ago)

http://content.yieldmanager.edgesuite.net/atoms/cf/b8/44/41/cfb84441ebe5e9439e397a115ed0b2fb.jpg

― chev rivera (stevie), Sunday, 23 January 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)

tell me more about these "studies"

― thank you based jättegod (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2011 20:07 (fourteen years ago)

'Western Men'

― 23 24 (Z S), Sunday, 23 January 2011 20:09 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-MZE0y_9bc

― thank you based jättegod (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2011 20:11 (fourteen years ago)

dying @ seal screaming like a man

― gr8080, Sunday, 23 January 2011 20:21 (fourteen years ago)

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/rocketprobep1.gif

― dayo, Monday, 24 January 2011 09:35 (fourteen years ago)

hysterical

― jed_, Monday, 24 January 2011 12:36 (fourteen years ago)

That seal's got nothing on this old goat:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0-lkl9TzsU

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 24 January 2011 16:11 (fourteen years ago)

#
Someone should tell bob his goat is looking for him
Kfurgus 3 weeks ago

― am0n, Monday, 24 January 2011 16:12 (fourteen years ago)

http://louisvilleky.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/jewjets.jpg

― Moonlight Graham (chrisv2010), Monday, 24 January 2011 17:19 (fourteen years ago)

WLKY 32 knows what's up

― wee-based god (J0rdan S.), Monday, 24 January 2011 17:19 (fourteen years ago)

idgi

― supply 'n d-man (a hoy hoy), Monday, 24 January 2011 17:22 (fourteen years ago)

The name is officially New York City.

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 24 January 2011 17:23 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― dark link (roxymuzak), Monday, 24 January 2011 17:24 (fourteen years ago)

lol!

― supply 'n d-man (a hoy hoy), Monday, 24 January 2011 17:25 (fourteen years ago)

omg

when I graduated from college the Dean of the school for continuing ed addressed the crowd and congratulated everyone on their many accomplishment at N.Y.Jew. Yep. That went over well.

― ‎$^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 24 January 2011 18:29 (fourteen years ago)

and that was at the huge commencement with thousands of ppl including Billy Crystal who was on stage with her for some reason and promptly made the kevin home alone face

― ‎$^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 24 January 2011 18:30 (fourteen years ago)

LOL @ crystal

― dark link (roxymuzak), Monday, 24 January 2011 18:31 (fourteen years ago)

http://hphotos-snc4.fbcdn.net/hs1045.snc4/132726_10150166862853782_213639758781_8711138_1705819_o.jpg

― am0n, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 18:51 (fourteen years ago)

something really gross about "WYNGZ"

― big baller eating steaks every day (jeff), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 19:01 (fourteen years ago)

for some reason i hear it as "WANGZ" in my head

― ullr saves (gbx), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 19:02 (fourteen years ago)

*WITH NO WING MEAT

― am0n, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 19:07 (fourteen years ago)

http://oi51.tinypic.com/2mwfg6.jpg

― am0n, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 19:09 (fourteen years ago)

*WITH NO WING MEAT

― the new mordant & zingy ilxor persona (ilxor), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 19:10 (fourteen years ago)

lol caught in xp

― the new mordant & zingy ilxor persona (ilxor), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 19:10 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/02/37/00/01/0002370001415_215X215.jpg

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 19:12 (fourteen years ago)

Let's enhance that a bit:

http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/02/37/00/01/0002370001415_500X500.jpg

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 19:13 (fourteen years ago)

Popcorn Chicken has now graduated to becoming Buffalo Wings substitute.

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 19:14 (fourteen years ago)

those are actually made from chicken hemmorhoids.

― Beardie you disappoint me (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 19:27 (fourteen years ago)

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2011/01/500x_img00061-20101117-1226.jpg

― Beardie you disappoint me (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 19:30 (fourteen years ago)

coffee, wine, beer and cock n balls.

― Beardie you disappoint me (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 19:31 (fourteen years ago)

i want to know why its 'WYNGZ'

if they did "WYNGS" or "WINGZ" is it too close to "wings"?

or is it just a general, once you have the "Y" might as well put the "Z" in there?

― max, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 19:32 (fourteen years ago)

WYNGS is a part of a support program in Los Angeles devoted to those coping with spinal cord injuries. (I could not find on the site what the acronym stands for.)

http://www.wyngs.org/WYNGS.html

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 20:05 (fourteen years ago)

And there are dozens of WINGZ places on the first page of Google, ranging from motorcycle clubs to Buffalo Wingz restaurants to this: http://www.houseofwingz.com

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 20:07 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.wyngzsaddlepads.com/

― am0n, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 21:16 (fourteen years ago)

Surprised that's Arizona and not Wyoming.

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 21:26 (fourteen years ago)

cookies as a side dish is hilarious

― dark link (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 01:18 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i understand pizza n' wings but who the fuck gets pumped for pizza n' cookies

― gr8080, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 01:45 (fourteen years ago)

babies

― ullr saves (gbx), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 01:51 (fourteen years ago)

its like a giant Kid Cuisine

― dark link (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 01:56 (fourteen years ago)

three meat pizza

― dayo, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 04:23 (fourteen years ago)

three meat peas, zuh?

― dayo, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 04:23 (fourteen years ago)

speaking of three meat pizza

http://i.imgur.com/zWk54.jpg

― max, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 06:58 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.rule4080.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/hieroglyphics.jpg

― jaxon, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 07:08 (fourteen years ago)

looool

― gr8080, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 07:43 (fourteen years ago)

old but i always lol when it comes on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jY_ZP6gQiQ

― gr8080, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 08:34 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha at our house, ^this is quoted all day every day

― dark link (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 15:49 (fourteen years ago)

cookies as a side dish is hilarious

― dark link (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 01:18

wat about cookies as a topping

― am0n, Wednesday, 26 January 2011 16:09 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― dark link (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 16:10 (fourteen years ago)

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2009/4/22/1240423107296/Didier-Drogba-and-Marouan-001.jpg

― supply 'n d-man (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 27 January 2011 10:21 (fourteen years ago)

http://gizmodo.com/5745307/

― hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 January 2011 19:58 (fourteen years ago)

A few days ago, China Central Television showed footage of what they claimed was an air force training exercise conducted on January 23. From the looks of things, they were actually just playing clips from Top Gun.

The clips in question were reportedly aired during the News Broadcast program on China Central Television, the major state television broadcast company. They supposedly showed a J-10 fighter firing a missile at another aircraft during a practice exercise.

But an internet commenter quickly pointed out that the aircraft the J-10 was shown shooting down was an F-5, an American aircraft, and the very one Tom Cruise guns down in a scene from Top Gun. Comparing frames from the CCTV broadcast (left) and Top Gun (right), well, they're lookin' pretty much identical.

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2011/01/500x_topgunnnnn.jpg

― hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 January 2011 19:58 (fourteen years ago)

wow.

― 23 24 (Z S), Friday, 28 January 2011 20:04 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrQf6cogMuI

idk if this even really goes here, but i lold

― markers, Friday, 28 January 2011 20:55 (fourteen years ago)

the title of the video is "Gorilla Walks Like A Man!" btw

― markers, Friday, 28 January 2011 20:57 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/HdvO7.jpg

― max, Friday, 28 January 2011 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.ischarliesheendead.com/

― jaxon, Friday, 28 January 2011 21:34 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― ‎$^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 28 January 2011 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

max what the hell

― goole, Friday, 28 January 2011 21:37 (fourteen years ago)

what

― max, Friday, 28 January 2011 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

what, or "what"

― goole, Friday, 28 January 2011 21:40 (fourteen years ago)

pride of baghdad iirc

― i turned my head n boom I saw that tweet #wow (forksclovetofu), Friday, 28 January 2011 21:40 (fourteen years ago)

""what""

― max, Friday, 28 January 2011 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

"pride of baghdad" was sick

― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 28 January 2011 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

is the giraffe saying "allahu akbar"?

― goole, Friday, 28 January 2011 21:43 (fourteen years ago)

Yes

الله أكبر

― Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Friday, 28 January 2011 22:03 (fourteen years ago)

thank you for new dn

― الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Friday, 28 January 2011 22:07 (fourteen years ago)

The Takbir

― Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Friday, 28 January 2011 22:09 (fourteen years ago)

what

― am0n, Friday, 28 January 2011 22:33 (fourteen years ago)

Takbir is the name of that phrase

― Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Friday, 28 January 2011 22:39 (fourteen years ago)

forks u kno arabic is written right to left

― nanoflymo (ledge), Friday, 28 January 2011 22:54 (fourteen years ago)

ty based pedant

― cozen, Friday, 28 January 2011 23:07 (fourteen years ago)

it autocorrected when I c+p'd and now i'm not gonna fix it just to spite you

― الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 29 January 2011 04:20 (fourteen years ago)

film at eleven

http://www.swdtimes.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=3694:hooker-overcomes-illness-slaps-beaver-64-57&catid=13:local-sports&Itemid=41

― beer, beer, beer (Pillbox), Saturday, 29 January 2011 06:50 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrVoJgQ7u8w

― jaxon, Monday, 31 January 2011 19:07 (fourteen years ago)

interesting discovery

― الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 January 2011 19:49 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TuwN0DmNeU

― based god kwassa kwassa (dayo), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 00:41 (fourteen years ago)

dying here

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 02:44 (fourteen years ago)

loooooooooooooooooool

― Kerm, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:05 (fourteen years ago)

LOL

― ENBB, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:06 (fourteen years ago)

holy shit, I lived with a cat that would make halfassed jumping attempts like that

she would try to jump up to the window and would bounce off the wall. the window wasn't even two feet off the floor.

― w/no hesitation (mh), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:17 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrk9m9nRxlY

― markers, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 04:40 (fourteen years ago)

that is some next level JW net art

― jaxon, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 06:39 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG0_05Udm2U

― jaxon, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 06:39 (fourteen years ago)

finally, somebody has made grizzly bear palatable

― dayo, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 14:39 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2orjqvYmKo

― dayo, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 14:57 (fourteen years ago)

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 15:00 (fourteen years ago)

the whole die hard series in a minute and a half as done by bollywood

― if there is a King Kenny, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 15:05 (fourteen years ago)

http://img-cdn.mediaplex.com/0/13966/shockedbabyRV2_300x250.gif

― am0n, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 20:40 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr4uF_zeT_4

― omar little, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 21:12 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.seacaptaindate.com/

― dayo, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 02:29 (fourteen years ago)

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfkxbhXISx1qcza95o1_500.jpg

― Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 22:04 (fourteen years ago)

http://thehairpin.com/2011/02/the-best-of-sexual-harassment-stock-photography/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+thehairpin%2FBdYj+%28The+Hairpin%29

― gallagher 3 (latebloomer), Thursday, 3 February 2011 16:28 (fourteen years ago)

― ENBB, Thursday, 3 February 2011 16:28 (fourteen years ago)

some winners there, but i'm a big fan of
http://thehairpin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/sex-har-7.jpg
especially trying to imagine how the casting for the session went down

― الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 February 2011 16:33 (fourteen years ago)

http://thehairpin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/sex-har-19.jpg

fur coat sends this one OTT

― gallagher 3 (latebloomer), Thursday, 3 February 2011 16:35 (fourteen years ago)

some of the pics in that link make me want to be sexually harassed

― homeless romantic (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 3 February 2011 16:42 (fourteen years ago)

I wanted to post this on the J0n W1lliams thread but it got locked.

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/hoppingforhopep1.gif

― Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Thursday, 3 February 2011 16:52 (fourteen years ago)

That's that.

There was nothing we could do about it.

ILX was a made man; JW wasn't.
We had to sit still and take it.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 February 2011 16:53 (fourteen years ago)

That fur coat one is amazing.

― ENBB, Thursday, 3 February 2011 17:04 (fourteen years ago)

also Lorax in never failing to disappoint

― ENBB, Thursday, 3 February 2011 17:04 (fourteen years ago)

http://thehairpin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/sex-har-11.jpg

― goole, Thursday, 3 February 2011 17:11 (fourteen years ago)

hahahahaha

diet coke all over the keyboard

(ps - those shoes are awful)

― ENBB, Thursday, 3 February 2011 17:12 (fourteen years ago)

is this on here yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU4TDGlbTz8&feature=player_embedded

― jaxon, Thursday, 3 February 2011 19:24 (fourteen years ago)

awesome

― الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 February 2011 19:40 (fourteen years ago)

lumbergh fucked her

― dayo, Friday, 4 February 2011 00:23 (fourteen years ago)

wrestling vid is the greatest thing I've seen in a while

― ENBB, Friday, 4 February 2011 00:25 (fourteen years ago)

I know what I'm doing next time I go to the club

― dayo, Friday, 4 February 2011 00:33 (fourteen years ago)

"how are we not hypnotized?"

― Z S, Friday, 4 February 2011 01:10 (fourteen years ago)

wrestling vid is amazing

― ullr saves (gbx), Friday, 4 February 2011 01:41 (fourteen years ago)

"Have I really been smelling a stinking ass?"

― odd taran wild'n gang killam all (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 4 February 2011 01:49 (fourteen years ago)

lol dayo

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/8040/billlumbergh.png

― jaxon, Friday, 4 February 2011 02:13 (fourteen years ago)

haha I couldn't figure out what Dayo was talking about

It's amazing how good that wrestling guy is at Egyptian hypnosis, huh?

― ENBB, Friday, 4 February 2011 03:24 (fourteen years ago)

Whst if that really was Jennifer Aniston's foot.

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 4 February 2011 04:08 (fourteen years ago)

"he's cutting a line! or cutting a rug! or whatever its called!"

― gr8080, Friday, 4 February 2011 05:59 (fourteen years ago)

this most recent spate of videos and pics on this thread is amazing

― dark link (roxymuzak), Friday, 4 February 2011 12:51 (fourteen years ago)

http://thehairpin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/sex-har-9.jpg

― if there is a King Kenny, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Friday, 4 February 2011 15:56 (fourteen years ago)

Man, these people work is some wild offices.

― ENBB, Friday, 4 February 2011 15:58 (fourteen years ago)

omg dance hypnosis

― if there is a King Kenny, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Friday, 4 February 2011 16:02 (fourteen years ago)

saw that wrestling thing this morning....amazing.

― Cultivating a manly musk puts your opponents on notice (chrisv2010), Friday, 4 February 2011 17:33 (fourteen years ago)

EGYPTIAN HYPNOSIS

― Cultivating a manly musk puts your opponents on notice (chrisv2010), Friday, 4 February 2011 17:33 (fourteen years ago)

not to poke fun at the egyptian protests but some of these helmets are spectacular.
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2011/02/500x_egypthelmets.jpg

― Cultivating a manly musk puts your opponents on notice (chrisv2010), Friday, 4 February 2011 17:38 (fourteen years ago)

haha some of those might do more harm than good it seems - thinking specifically of the chap on bottom left

― dark link (roxymuzak), Friday, 4 February 2011 17:43 (fourteen years ago)

look at the dude with the one made out of hot dog buns and a danish

― Cultivating a manly musk puts your opponents on notice (chrisv2010), Friday, 4 February 2011 18:11 (fourteen years ago)

probably the best way to transport your snacks during a protest

― jeff, Friday, 4 February 2011 18:43 (fourteen years ago)

http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/022011/small_bread%20helmet%20guy.jpg

― jaxon, Friday, 4 February 2011 19:23 (fourteen years ago)

^^^plz put this dude in nu-santorum.jpg

― acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 19:27 (fourteen years ago)

aw man i had an idea to make that graphic while looking through wire photos yesterday. called it off when a friend told me the bread one prob had more to do with making a statement than protecting his head. not sure if i agree but

― gr8080, Friday, 4 February 2011 19:46 (fourteen years ago)

omg

― ENBB, Friday, 4 February 2011 19:48 (fourteen years ago)

im bored today.
http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5097/5416181931_5b1ed4117b.jpg

― Cultivating a manly musk puts your opponents on notice (chrisv2010), Friday, 4 February 2011 20:00 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.google.com/images?q=jack+weppler

http://www.seroundtable.com/boyfriend-spammed-12909.html

― dayo, Monday, 7 February 2011 11:02 (fourteen years ago)

http://celebsthatcopybrandy.tumblr.com/

― if there is a King Moaty, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 7 February 2011 18:31 (fourteen years ago)

love the pope one.

― الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 February 2011 18:34 (fourteen years ago)

you guys realise the hypnosis thing is fake right

― cozen, Monday, 7 February 2011 19:04 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― ENBB, Monday, 7 February 2011 19:05 (fourteen years ago)

next you'll tell me that hornswaggle wasn't of the physical ability to take 4 guys out the royal rumble

― if there is a King Moaty, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 7 February 2011 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

brandy tumblr is some nice work
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfv350i7jM1qggo50o1_400.jpg

― gr8080, Monday, 7 February 2011 20:48 (fourteen years ago)

BREAM

― الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 February 2011 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.todaysbigthing.com/music/2011/02/09

― vacebook (crüt), Thursday, 10 February 2011 19:34 (fourteen years ago)

printed earlier in the week in the big daily (english-language) paper here

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5016/5434996165_01a9ab78f0.jpg

if i were a v slightly different kind of editor/person, getting this kind of thing to print would be my goal in life

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 11 February 2011 06:45 (fourteen years ago)

first three words of this headline are just

http://www.wcpo.com/dpp/news/local_news/water_cooler/scratch-harry-baals-off-list-of-names-for-govt.-center

― max, Friday, 11 February 2011 07:02 (fourteen years ago)

haahaa

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 11 February 2011 07:07 (fourteen years ago)

taking an easy lol next level

― gr8080, Friday, 11 February 2011 07:11 (fourteen years ago)

equal parts cuet and lolz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLix4QPL3tY

― gr8080, Friday, 11 February 2011 22:33 (fourteen years ago)

awesomedorable

― gallagher 3 (latebloomer), Saturday, 12 February 2011 19:34 (fourteen years ago)

jesus. every time i open this thread and scroll past that guy at the water fountain i'm temporarily O_o.

― circa1916, Saturday, 12 February 2011 20:08 (fourteen years ago)

that alex presents commando thing is like tropic thunder's retelling of simple jack.

― jaxon, Saturday, 12 February 2011 20:24 (fourteen years ago)

i fucking love vogue videos. this one is out of control tho. swear she's gonna hurt herself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U10TCp4ApU

― jaxon, Sunday, 13 February 2011 02:01 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG39jKi0lI

― jaxon, Sunday, 13 February 2011 02:15 (fourteen years ago)

the whole "you can't hurt me more than i can hurt myself" element of voguing is so punk; i also fucking love that shit

― الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 13 February 2011 02:20 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkYS8DXcMew&feature=player_embedded

― I'd rather climb into the saddle of my Ford Mustang and sink spurs (stevie), Monday, 14 February 2011 14:39 (fourteen years ago)

okay, shit, apparently she was having a stroke in the above video? so not lolz, not lolz at all.

― I'd rather climb into the saddle of my Ford Mustang and sink spurs (stevie), Monday, 14 February 2011 14:41 (fourteen years ago)

xp yyyyyyyeah i think she had a stroke so not so lol
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/8322966/Serene-Branson-hospitalised-after-Grammys-speech-problems.html

― الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 February 2011 14:45 (fourteen years ago)

woah that's scary

― ENBB, Monday, 14 February 2011 15:08 (fourteen years ago)

i lol'd

― am0n, Monday, 14 February 2011 15:25 (fourteen years ago)

shocking

― ENBB, Monday, 14 February 2011 15:26 (fourteen years ago)

holy shit.

― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 14 February 2011 15:33 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTKx3orfZ8A&feature=player_embedded

― jeff, Monday, 14 February 2011 19:19 (fourteen years ago)

What the hell?

Does this explain any of Mark Mathis' behavior?

― http://tinyurl.com/lil-shits (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 14 February 2011 19:28 (fourteen years ago)

I can't help laughing!

― Ayo Scott (rip van wanko), Monday, 14 February 2011 19:40 (fourteen years ago)

It's scary how it just happens like *that*.

― http://tinyurl.com/lil-shits (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 14 February 2011 19:50 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, it's pretty weird to watch threif omrg gim bir rgimttoienor fii fiif fuirt.

― jeff, Monday, 14 February 2011 20:14 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/cbs-2s-serene-branson-did-99449

CBS 2 L.A. affiliate reporter Serene Branson did not have a stroke live on air while reporting on the Grammys Sunday night.

Branson was at first mocked when a video of her speaking gibberish hit the web. Later, it was reported by the U.K. Telegraph that she suffered a stroke and was rushed to the hospital.

A statement posted on her station's Web site Monday reads, "Serene Branson was examined by paramedics on scene immediately after her broadcast. Her vital signs were normal. She was not hospitalized. As a precautionary measure, a colleague gave her a ride home and she says that she is feeling fine this morning."

Cameras flashed to file footage of the Grammys as she struggled to speak live on air.

Wrote KNBC anchor Angie Crouch Monday on Twitter: "KCBS reporter Serene Branson is okay - hang in there girl!"

CBS 2 has not responded to requests for comment made by The Hollywood Reporter.

― gr8080, Monday, 14 February 2011 20:46 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiOKNggPh4Q

http://ewpopwatch.files.wordpress.com/2005/09/153523__narm_l.jpg

― jaxon, Monday, 14 February 2011 20:58 (fourteen years ago)

http://whoisarcadefire.tumblr.com/

― gr8080, Monday, 14 February 2011 21:02 (fourteen years ago)

So I've spent this Valentine's Day on youtube watching people die of strokes.

― http://tinyurl.com/lil-shits (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 14 February 2011 21:03 (fourteen years ago)

Did any of them say Bof Free Flu? Because according to Boston Public Health Commission's handy signs on the T, that is what people who are having strokes say. If they didn't then I would question the diagnosis tbh. BPHC wouldn't lie.

― ENBB, Monday, 14 February 2011 21:05 (fourteen years ago)

Strangely enough, none of them have been English speakers. Not sure if that makes a difference, but there's that.

damage lolz.

― http://tinyurl.com/lil-shits (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 14 February 2011 21:08 (fourteen years ago)

lol These ads crack me up though because they don't just say "may talk gibberish" or whatever but instead all the cartoon ppl say BOF FREE FLU! That's how I knew newslady wasn't really having a stroke. ;)

― ENBB, Monday, 14 February 2011 21:10 (fourteen years ago)

http://whoisarcadefire.tumblr.com/photo/1280/3294205821/1/tumblr_lgmdgoIOlG1qh8gp5
^awesome

― الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 February 2011 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

a stopped idiot is right two times a year

― "multi-culturalism has failed" - a.wenger (cozen), Monday, 14 February 2011 21:37 (fourteen years ago)

To Kitaen's credit, I think she was in rehab every time they released an album.

― w/no hesitation (mh), Monday, 14 February 2011 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

"OK i'm not THAT old"

― الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 February 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

dying
http://www.metalinjection.net/tv/view/6401/dogust-burns-red

― jaxon, Monday, 14 February 2011 22:38 (fourteen years ago)

Pretty laid-back for a metal drummer.

― Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Monday, 14 February 2011 22:41 (fourteen years ago)

he gets pretty agro around 1.40

― jaxon, Monday, 14 February 2011 22:56 (fourteen years ago)

"dude, quit fucking with my paws"

― الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 February 2011 23:09 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cds7lSHawAw&feature=player_embedded

― sonderangerbot, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 17:46 (fourteen years ago)

dying

― ullr saves (gbx), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 17:54 (fourteen years ago)

The bad thing for Serene Branson about not having a stroke is that "WTF WAS THAT?" is back on the table

― Ayo Scott (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 17:58 (fourteen years ago)

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgmpjc2gNJ1qh8gp5o1_500.png

― if there is a King Moaty, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lglpjySKBO1qh8gp5o1_500.png

― if there is a King Moaty, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 21:52 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD-kjR3IiXk

― jeff, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 22:07 (fourteen years ago)

inspired

― if there is a King Moaty, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 22:17 (fourteen years ago)

The bad thing for Serene Branson about not having a stroke is that "WTF WAS THAT?" is back on the table

― Ayo Scott (rip van wanko), Tuesday, February 15, 2011 5:58 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

if it wasn't a stroke it was a seizure or some other neurological thing.

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 23:05 (fourteen years ago)

pretty sure she was speaking in tongues

― dayo, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 00:11 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.theonion.com/video/autistic-reporter-covers-gathering-of-crying-peopl,18983/

― hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 06:10 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whI2BDn6s8s&feature=player_embedded

― jeff, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 08:24 (fourteen years ago)

"the clour of dried cat food is for you... not the cat."

― I'd rather climb into the saddle of my Ford Mustang and sink spurs (stevie), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 08:30 (fourteen years ago)

children in general are loud

― am0n, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 15:42 (fourteen years ago)

omg count the changes of clothes

― emotional air raids exhausted my ♥ (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 16:07 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.indystar.com/article/20110215/NEWS02/102160304/Strip-club-customer-blames-robbery-nerds

― Jan-Michael Wincest (goole), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 16:12 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/6U1bT.jpg

― am0n, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 20:50 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 20:50 (fourteen years ago)

Alvin Greene keeps giving

http://twitter.com/greeneforsenate/status/33636228469358593
http://twitter.com/greeneforsenate/status/32173540761411584

― gr8080, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

Is RANDOM DUDE Wally Szerbiak?

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 17 February 2011 02:33 (fourteen years ago)

yes!

― am0n, Thursday, 17 February 2011 02:36 (fourteen years ago)

He looks terrible!

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 17 February 2011 02:55 (fourteen years ago)

Forever and ever more, Wally Szerbiak must only be known as "Random Dude"

― Let the Light Come in From the Dark, Superman (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 February 2011 05:24 (fourteen years ago)

yeah he was Random Dude when he played for the Celtics.

― OLD MAN YELLS AT SHOUT RAP (chrisv2010), Thursday, 17 February 2011 19:03 (fourteen years ago)

"guest info here"

― am0n, Thursday, 17 February 2011 19:38 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UehSJlOQj2I

― gr8080, Thursday, 17 February 2011 23:42 (fourteen years ago)

aw man here i thought that was a kinda cute real thing and it's just an ad for gas? :[

― ullr saves (gbx), Friday, 18 February 2011 01:10 (fourteen years ago)

yah i mostly just posted for look on his face when girl says he's her boyfriend

― gr8080, Friday, 18 February 2011 01:51 (fourteen years ago)

sorry, spoilers

― gr8080, Friday, 18 February 2011 01:51 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rbxov7CVi8

― plax (ico), Friday, 18 February 2011 13:29 (fourteen years ago)

OH MY

― if there is a King Moaty, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Friday, 18 February 2011 14:03 (fourteen years ago)

the christmas tree is the killer element there for me

― Let the Light Come in From the Dark, Superman (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 February 2011 14:31 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.lefigaro.fr/medias/2011/02/17/3c03e494-3b3e-11e0-9a89-84f6cc39b65d.jpg

In front of the stock market in Milan.

― Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Friday, 18 February 2011 15:30 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeHV3tyNQ60

― Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Friday, 18 February 2011 17:55 (fourteen years ago)

disappointing stuff from the lad ilxor there

― nakhchivan, Friday, 18 February 2011 17:56 (fourteen years ago)

;_;

― Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Friday, 18 February 2011 17:56 (fourteen years ago)

CNN wants u guys to stop laughing @ the reporter who messed up

http://www.cnn.com/2011/OPINION/02/18/small.vorgan.internet.empathy/index.html?hpt=C2#

― Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Friday, 18 February 2011 19:05 (fourteen years ago)

burtation

― max, Friday, 18 February 2011 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

My childhood experiences suggest that lack of empathy among young people may predate the internet.

― The Corner Stander, The Suggest Ban Hammer (Hurting 2), Friday, 18 February 2011 19:37 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

― goole, Friday, 18 February 2011 22:02 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zb64y6Nvs0

― am0n, Friday, 18 February 2011 23:26 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOacUWjHgiE

― joygoat, Sunday, 20 February 2011 16:29 (fourteen years ago)

surprisingly dope moves imo.

― if there is a King Moaty, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 20 February 2011 17:04 (fourteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moro_Islamic_Liberation_Front

― it made me wish batman had written an article on mfas (Edward III), Sunday, 20 February 2011 18:22 (fourteen years ago)

Xpost-Went to a "dance club" in Shreveport once that I'm pretty sure featured some of these moves. It was a nightmarish place. 3 separate square-dance floors. Country music only playing in one.

― Fetchboy, Sunday, 20 February 2011 18:22 (fourteen years ago)

i have lol'd so many times when the MILFs were featured on the inlaws filipino news shows. not a laughing matter is the fact that they cut off the heads of infidels like me

― jaxon, Sunday, 20 February 2011 18:58 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.iamherenow.biz/trailer2.htm

― gr8080, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 18:21 (fourteen years ago)

lawyers on plywood crosses ftw

― bang-proof-bling-mans (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 18:39 (fourteen years ago)

http://benheck.com/bill-paxton-pinball-video-gallery

― mh, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 19:00 (fourteen years ago)

http://i51.tinypic.com/24nnp54.jpg

― Z S, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 02:37 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.catnabbit.com/buttons/wantedposter.jpg

― Paradife Loft (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 03:23 (fourteen years ago)

Alternative Energy Yahweh has a great rack.

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 09:27 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/wreck/sets/72157606956704617/

― goole, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 16:13 (fourteen years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh1wwyHJxO1qzsyplo1_500.png

― Neu! romancer (dayo), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 16:21 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha!

― caek, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 16:23 (fourteen years ago)

idaho more worried about bears, i presume?

― caek, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 16:29 (fourteen years ago)

Jon Paul Morosi has a nice little profile of Cubs manager Mike Quade, but he buries the lede. Namely, that in Dusty Baker's last season in Chicago, someone left a going-away present for him.

"At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day," Baker said Monday morning. "That was the low point. The grounds crew guy cleaned it up. He said, ‘Oh, I think it's dog crap.' I said, ‘No it ain't. That's human crap.'"

― OLD MAN YELLS AT SHOUT RAP (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 16:31 (fourteen years ago)

Maine says, "Fuck this! I'm not talking about gorillas or bears!"

― http://tinyurl.com/lil-shits (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 16:38 (fourteen years ago)

They're too preoccupied by moose probably.

― ENBB, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 16:41 (fourteen years ago)

there are bears in hawaii??

― Neu! romancer (dayo), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 16:43 (fourteen years ago)

Just the ones they left there when they finished filming Lost

― mh, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 16:44 (fourteen years ago)

Idaho's more worried about wolves than bears. Worried that not all of them will be shot and killed in a timely manner, based on the number of these stickers I see on big-ass trucks:

http://i.imgur.com/LPI7f.jpg

― joygoat, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 16:44 (fourteen years ago)

oh, never mind.

― bang-proof-bling-mans (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 17:50 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/wreck/sets/72157606956704617/

― goole, Wednesday, February 23, 2011 11:13 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

sid caesar!

― Princess TamTam, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 18:27 (fourteen years ago)

the new euphemism for anal sex.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2689/4422639484_f158a6799c.jpg

― OLD MAN YELLS AT SHOUT RAP (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 18:41 (fourteen years ago)

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/183748_10150146819711068_727781067_8480121_1236544_n.jpg

― ENBB, Thursday, 24 February 2011 00:21 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i was gonna say, sid caesar!!!!!!

― ☠ (roxymuzak), Thursday, 24 February 2011 00:34 (fourteen years ago)

espectacular

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsEbf-o83fc&feature=player_embedded

― jaxon, Thursday, 24 February 2011 03:27 (fourteen years ago)

http://twitter.com/normmacdonald

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 24 February 2011 06:08 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.heathenharvest.com/article.php?story=201001270908135&query=.

Harsh Noise Walls, for no sake other it's own sake. It is about damn time that these two fantastic artists have released something together, being so geographically and ideologically close. Vomir, like founding fathers The Rita and Richard Ramirez, is the blackened faceless visage of harsh noise. A complete nothingness oblivion exemplifies the work of Vomir like no other artist before or (very likely) after. Vomir is the complete and utter end of sound, sonic oblivion and destroyed speakers and lives. This is the end result of life, death and finally, decay. Rot and oblivion. Vomir's outlook precludes a heaven, for it is the razor-tipped edge of night that is all and ends all. Vomir wears a bag over his head, and this mystifies the observers. They witness egoless void apocalypse in a synaptical re-iterance of post-vomited life.

There are a lot of sounds going on in a void. In the ultimate darkness, in utter blackness, one can truly see everything. Only in the complete blindness of a glaring white backdrop is there a true void. The utter blackness and bleakness of Vomir provides the ultimate promise of harsh and depressive violence of metal and rock genres. The entire beast dessicated into a vital and syrupy aromatic fluid that is happily gobbled by those so hungry for vital life soup. Vomir is quite famous for having recording where one track is basically a single sound for a duration of anywhere between twenty minutes to an hour. In this one, I hear so much variation and dynamics that it boggles the mind. Ptomain rises to the occasion and provides the singular and monomaniacal treble pulse that one has come to expect from Vomir's digital releases as of late. I much prefer Vomir on cassette, as that format seems to perfectly armour the lush and brutale sounds of the luxurious and inter-dimensional Vomir.

Ptomain is sick noise walls as you like it. Proving themselves to be the harsh wall voice of Germany, it brings much pleasure to my heart to tell you that these Teutons are bringing home the noise bacon every way you want it. This is a fine saurkraut of noise that satisfies and enlightens. Great work from a completely fiendish German brotherhood/sisterhood of noise. Harsh and necessary Harsh Noise Walls from the brilliant Hellville recordings.

― richard melville hell (crüt), Thursday, 24 February 2011 07:38 (fourteen years ago)

Vomir wears a bag over his head, and this mystifies the observers.

― richard melville hell (crüt), Thursday, 24 February 2011 07:38 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCe6NOBUut0&feature=player_embedded

― Fetchboy, Thursday, 24 February 2011 11:11 (fourteen years ago)

[via max]

http://onpoint.wbur.org/2011/02/22/conservatism-101

listen to the voice of this 19 year conservative @ brown

― Neu! romancer (dayo), Thursday, 24 February 2011 13:22 (fourteen years ago)

starts at around 1:00

― Neu! romancer (dayo), Thursday, 24 February 2011 13:23 (fourteen years ago)

LOL!!! That has to be a put on!!

― Fetchboy, Thursday, 24 February 2011 13:27 (fourteen years ago)

is max off ilx atm? :(

― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 24 February 2011 14:32 (fourteen years ago)

i don't think so, I cribbed it off his tumblr

― Neu! romancer (dayo), Thursday, 24 February 2011 14:54 (fourteen years ago)

Dying @ his voice.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 24 February 2011 15:02 (fourteen years ago)

sounds like http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mF6Ia2mVo1M/SE1f83gtkHI/AAAAAAAAACo/99hs4zRq9EE/s400/Thurston_Howell_3.jpg

― am0n, Thursday, 24 February 2011 15:22 (fourteen years ago)

There's no way even TH3 sounded like that when he was 19.

― http://tinyurl.com/lil-shits (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 24 February 2011 15:39 (fourteen years ago)

[via max]

http://onpoint.wbur.org/2011/02/22/conservatism-101

listen to the voice of this 19 year conservative @ brown

― Neu! romancer (dayo), Thursday, February 24, 2011 8:22 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol i got that [via ilx]

― max, Thursday, 24 February 2011 15:43 (fourteen years ago)

yall should read the politics thread sometime its a hoot

― max, Thursday, 24 February 2011 15:44 (fourteen years ago)

reading the politics thread makes me feel small and insignificant

― Neu! romancer (dayo), Thursday, 24 February 2011 15:47 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yqx9sUz36Zo

― Dr Frogbs (am0n), Thursday, 24 February 2011 18:06 (fourteen years ago)

the vampire makes a lot of good points

― bang-proof-bling-mans (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 February 2011 18:08 (fourteen years ago)

more smart than lol (imo)

― CaptainLorax, Thursday, 24 February 2011 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

vampire takes on the banks, wins. = pretty fucking funny.

― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 24 February 2011 19:38 (fourteen years ago)

the lol is that the vampire lives in THAT house
salem's lot it ain't

― bang-proof-bling-mans (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 February 2011 22:33 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ the panicked VT operators trying to cover up the fact he's a vamp by replaying the same footage over and over.

― jed_, Friday, 25 February 2011 01:21 (fourteen years ago)

i like how the city background also doubles as a cemetery at dusk

― Dr Frogbs (am0n), Friday, 25 February 2011 01:33 (fourteen years ago)

Ron Paul likes this.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 25 February 2011 13:15 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.thebestpictureontheinternet.com/

― jaxon, Sunday, 27 February 2011 00:44 (fourteen years ago)

Shenmue IV

― Neu! romancer (dayo), Sunday, 27 February 2011 00:46 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.turtlecalls.com/

― bang-proof-bling-mans (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 27 February 2011 03:58 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-xZiDkpJCw
"it is produced by derek fisher. he has a beard."

― bang-proof-bling-mans (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 27 February 2011 04:00 (fourteen years ago)

turtlerecalls

― Neu! romancer (dayo), Sunday, 27 February 2011 04:01 (fourteen years ago)

i will almost certainly be doing this.

― bang-proof-bling-mans (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 27 February 2011 04:01 (fourteen years ago)

holy shit turtlecalls, where has my last 20 minutes gone ;_;

― Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Sunday, 27 February 2011 05:02 (fourteen years ago)

oh it's a human being pretending that he is a human being pretending he is a turtle. not so funny. I thought it would be more like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R5QueuvKQ4

― Neu! romancer (dayo), Sunday, 27 February 2011 05:07 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR_VhfxAnXU

― caek, Sunday, 27 February 2011 14:40 (fourteen years ago)

i like how the slipper he kicks up at 1:07 just disappears into the ceiling

― Z S, Sunday, 27 February 2011 16:08 (fourteen years ago)

GO BABA
GO BABA
IT'S YA BIRTHDAY
GO BABA

― bang-proof-bling-mans (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 27 February 2011 21:04 (fourteen years ago)

wkiw

― gr8080, Sunday, 27 February 2011 21:28 (fourteen years ago)

Search results for

* Apaçi Dansı

About 2,590 results

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZJhzhSQ_g0&feature=related

― gr8080, Monday, 28 February 2011 04:39 (fourteen years ago)

E is a helluva drug

― bang-proof-bling-mans (forksclovetofu), Monday, 28 February 2011 04:42 (fourteen years ago)

weird, Apaçi Dansı means 'apache dance' in turkish. not sure what that means.

― jaxon, Monday, 28 February 2011 05:17 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WVTG3dXuVM&feature=player_embedded

― caek, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 10:39 (fourteen years ago)

haha

― ENBB, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 11:56 (fourteen years ago)

weird, Apaçi Dansı means 'apache dance' in turkish. not sure what that means.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apache_(dance)

― Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 15:32 (fourteen years ago)

comedy geese

― bang-proof-bling-mans (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 17:11 (fourteen years ago)

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh39re0GWE1qapjp8o1_500.jpg

― jaxon, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 20:28 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha i want that tee

― I'd rather climb into the saddle of my Ford Mustang and sink spurs (stevie), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 20:46 (fourteen years ago)

yeah that rules

― ullr saves (gbx), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 21:17 (fourteen years ago)

Misfits version u&k

― rip van wanko, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 21:18 (fourteen years ago)

idgi?

― bang-proof-bling-mans (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 22:17 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.derekerdman.com/ilovemilkshakes/november/113_1305.jpg

― Neu! romancer (dayo), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 23:14 (fourteen years ago)

also, there's loads of parody flag tees out there now - i have the beach boys one, and treasure it.

― I'd rather climb into the saddle of my Ford Mustang and sink spurs (stevie), Thursday, 3 March 2011 08:23 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkTLOyvrDsk

― OLD MAN YELLS AT SHOUT RAP (chrisv2010), Thursday, 3 March 2011 16:45 (fourteen years ago)

wkiw those dudes.

― Fetchboy, Thursday, 3 March 2011 17:29 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqU8-MayZC8

― bang-proof-bling-mans (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 March 2011 20:13 (fourteen years ago)

http://sorisomail.com/partilha/129235.html

― bnw, Friday, 4 March 2011 20:50 (fourteen years ago)

haha

― county (harlan), Friday, 4 March 2011 20:54 (fourteen years ago)

lolz at weirdo cultural signifiers making grown women lose their shit at a child standing in a hallway

― I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 March 2011 20:56 (fourteen years ago)

maid clearly has seen much worse horrors there.

― bnw, Friday, 4 March 2011 21:00 (fourteen years ago)

the last woman was ridic

pretty sure there were a couple men in there too Forks. ;p

I have to admit that I'd be pretty freaked out at first if I turned a corner in a hotel and saw that girl standing there and I bet most of you would too.

― ENBB, Friday, 4 March 2011 21:00 (fourteen years ago)

the guys almost universally peeked back with a "hang on, what now?" face
i was thinking of that last girl running screaming TOWARDS the little girl
personally i would likely be startled and then ask if she was okay
then i would run away screaming

― I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 March 2011 21:03 (fourteen years ago)

maid's "this AGAIN?" face was pretty classic

― I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 March 2011 21:03 (fourteen years ago)

i would have shit my pants.

― OLD MAN YELLS AT SHOUT RAP (chrisv2010), Friday, 4 March 2011 21:19 (fourteen years ago)

i dont do scary.

― OLD MAN YELLS AT SHOUT RAP (chrisv2010), Friday, 4 March 2011 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

Oh man my best friend went to prom with Krissy. More sad than lol (for me, anyway) but pretty lol
http://www.wmctv.com/Global/story.asp?S=14184533

― Trip Maker, Friday, 4 March 2011 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0D-GQO7rGU

― I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 6 March 2011 20:18 (fourteen years ago)

had to go through 7 proxies but totally worth it

― I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 6 March 2011 20:19 (fourteen years ago)

i wish things were just nice

― plax (ico), Sunday, 6 March 2011 20:26 (fourteen years ago)

http://oi55.tinypic.com/t9aznq.jpg

― am0n, Monday, 7 March 2011 05:55 (fourteen years ago)

note guy on newts shoulder and guy on mrs newts shoulder

― am0n, Monday, 7 March 2011 05:58 (fourteen years ago)

ps note "newt explore"
pps note mrs newts hairmet (hair helmet)

― am0n, Monday, 7 March 2011 06:00 (fourteen years ago)

http://newtinfrontofstockphotos.tumblr.com/

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhioobmAKo1qhdh2yo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1299564420&Signature=XOlCR%2F8An3pDbHPnEkfzZ6m%2Bhvk%3D

― am0n, Monday, 7 March 2011 06:07 (fourteen years ago)

http://pics.spaceghetto.st/images/fy8mo.jpg

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 7 March 2011 16:38 (fourteen years ago)

newTENSO

― I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 March 2011 19:31 (fourteen years ago)

mrs newt = http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8I48ESeurWA/SV_tr2XrBzI/AAAAAAAABkI/JSc9ETFFa_c/s320/chickenlady.jpg

― I'd rather climb into the saddle of my Ford Mustang and sink spurs (stevie), Monday, 7 March 2011 20:04 (fourteen years ago)

haaaaaaaa

― Partisan Cheese Hostel (latebloomer), Monday, 7 March 2011 21:29 (fourteen years ago)

Straight out of my body and onto your plate lol

― Snop Snitchin, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 00:24 (fourteen years ago)

the enema man and snoopy snoopy poop dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZstxpTBqL0

― gr8080, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 02:01 (fourteen years ago)

linked cos hueg

http://i.imgur.com/uv8Ej.jpg

― goole, Friday, 11 March 2011 17:03 (fourteen years ago)

BITCHES

― jaxon, Friday, 11 March 2011 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

http://media.tekked.com/turntablelab/banners/atw7dl.gif

― jeff, Saturday, 12 March 2011 03:05 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FkcJ2Qv3Nwc

― jaxon, Saturday, 12 March 2011 07:48 (fourteen years ago)

uh,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkcJ2Qv3Nwc

― jaxon, Saturday, 12 March 2011 07:48 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74TsLWXTLOE

― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 13 March 2011 18:34 (fourteen years ago)

i do not care if this is fake or not. HE DESERVES LOVE LIKE ANYONE ELSE.
biffington 1 week ago 57

very lolzy

― I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 13 March 2011 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/5ZGkQ.jpg

― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Monday, 14 March 2011 00:31 (fourteen years ago)

http://cdn.hipsterrunoff.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/800/SdLI2_0.jpg

― jaxon, Monday, 14 March 2011 03:37 (fourteen years ago)

I get everything except for the yellow bike chain

― dayo, Monday, 14 March 2011 03:38 (fourteen years ago)

Totally gnarly chain for my fixie!

― mh, Monday, 14 March 2011 05:41 (fourteen years ago)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3271/2711118503_01e743713d_b.jpg

― jaxon, Monday, 14 March 2011 15:16 (fourteen years ago)

also did not know that was a thing; never in the BK these days i guess

― I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 March 2011 15:24 (fourteen years ago)

here we go

― i been eating humble pie since he had small faces (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 14 March 2011 15:42 (fourteen years ago)

hipster bike chain tumblr in 5...4...3...

― I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 March 2011 15:45 (fourteen years ago)

god those bikes are so fucking horrible

― ullr saves (gbx), Monday, 14 March 2011 17:44 (fourteen years ago)

one of my bikee friends told me that super color coordinated look was joked about on message boards as the san francisco style. it's pretty prevalent here (not nec in neon), and completely horrible

― jaxon, Monday, 14 March 2011 18:07 (fourteen years ago)

it's a SF thing, originally, for sure

― ullr saves (gbx), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:27 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ3ORo_oVyo#t=1m10s

ymmv but lang lang's facial expressions are lol

imo

― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 09:35 (fourteen years ago)

> 1:10

― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 09:37 (fourteen years ago)

aw he's so cute! it seems like it would be a fun piece to play and he looks like he's enjoying do so. wkiw lang lang.

― ENBB, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 11:29 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RAstT4Ie3k

― Fetchboy, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 13:53 (fourteen years ago)

do we have a thread on the hot internet video of the day?
http://uk.deadspin.com/5781702/the-ultimate-anti+bullying-psa-kid-fights-back-with-devastating-body-slam

― cozen, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 18:56 (fourteen years ago)

note it's actually p.violent when the kid gets hardsonned

― cozen, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 18:56 (fourteen years ago)

probably should've gone in kinda lol mostly sad actually

― cozen, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 19:03 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, he broke that kid's ankle but quite frankly having been the fat kid in that equation it's hard not to sorta sympathize with big guy

― I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 20:21 (fourteen years ago)

anyway, this way lies non-lolz

― I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 20:21 (fourteen years ago)

he broke that kid's ankle

shit really?

― goole, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 20:22 (fourteen years ago)

He looks real sorry about it all too.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2011/03/screen_shot_2011-03-15_at_10.58.06_am_01.png

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 20:28 (fourteen years ago)

damn violence is not the answer guys

― max, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 21:00 (fourteen years ago)

Uh the kid got a grazed knee according to a spokesman for the school.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 21:24 (fourteen years ago)

I heard his spleen exploded!

― mh, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 23:05 (fourteen years ago)

REPORTER: "Excuse me, can you tell me anything about the condition of the boy who was hardsonned?"

― Z S, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 00:43 (fourteen years ago)

haha, well THE INTERNET said his ankle is broken and it's always been entirely accurate in my experience

― I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 04:37 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYU-SeVofHs

― jaxon, Friday, 18 March 2011 18:51 (fourteen years ago)

http://hypervocal.com/news/2011/biggest-vagina-ever-karin-mackaliunas/

― jaxon, Friday, 18 March 2011 19:26 (fourteen years ago)

losing my shit at the curb bit

― nultimate fighting champ (cozen), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:33 (fourteen years ago)

Top Comments

This is proof that footballers are over payed. I mean, Balotelli looks so stupid that he couldn't get a job like... digging up dirt by the road. He would probably hold the shovel backwards. If he would work in bakery he would probably put himself in the oven and not bread and bagels.
crazymiha 2 hours ago

― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:33 (fourteen years ago)

top, top comments

― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:34 (fourteen years ago)

Is that vagina story SFW?

http://img1.tvloop.com/img/showpics/fa/ba/l363b88010000_1_28058.jpg

― ENBB, Friday, 18 March 2011 19:35 (fourteen years ago)

ya but it does contain

If she had enough pocket space to carry three bags of heroin inside her jacket, could she not have kept the 22 cents worth of loose change there? She had to jam that up into her quite literal coin slot, too?

― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:36 (fourteen years ago)

quite literal coin slot
quite literal coin slot
quite literal coin slot

― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:37 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtZifLb7g5M

― nultimate fighting champ (cozen), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:37 (fourteen years ago)

― ENBB, Friday, 18 March 2011 19:41 (fourteen years ago)

someone needs to confiscate every single webcam everywhere

― jaxon, Friday, 18 March 2011 20:19 (fourteen years ago)

(except the sexy ones)

― jaxon, Friday, 18 March 2011 20:19 (fourteen years ago)

it's like if millie from freaks & geeks was alive in the internet era

― I am sorry for my insensitive tweet (Edward III), Friday, 18 March 2011 20:32 (fourteen years ago)

lol sorta!

― ENBB, Friday, 18 March 2011 20:43 (fourteen years ago)

well of course i love that.

― I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 March 2011 21:13 (fourteen years ago)

wkiw

― FUN FUN FUN FUN (gbx), Saturday, 19 March 2011 03:00 (fourteen years ago)

i have realised that my worst nightmare is becoming a meme

― plax (ico), Saturday, 19 March 2011 03:08 (fourteen years ago)

i mean this could happen i am p bloggable its tru

― plax (ico), Saturday, 19 March 2011 03:09 (fourteen years ago)

i think you're in the clear

― gr8080, Saturday, 19 March 2011 03:25 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.oliandalex.com/james-face/

― nultimate fighting champ (cozen), Saturday, 19 March 2011 10:04 (fourteen years ago)

LOL

― ENBB, Saturday, 19 March 2011 12:04 (fourteen years ago)

http://blog.cleveland.com/metro/2011/03/identifying_photocopy_machine.html

― dayo, Saturday, 19 March 2011 13:18 (fourteen years ago)

If you feel stupid, it's not because I'm making you feel that way.

lollll

― go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Saturday, 19 March 2011 13:32 (fourteen years ago)

lol that attorney is a prick

― Vocoke$ha (crüt), Saturday, 19 March 2011 20:26 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ the thread forks posted that on before dayo posted it here

― gr8080, Saturday, 19 March 2011 22:54 (fourteen years ago)

"lol that attorney is a prick"

Haha I don't know the dude who is like "well I'm not sure what you mean by this 'photocopying' thing-y" is pretty much being a dick too.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Saturday, 19 March 2011 23:48 (fourteen years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li9afqg5A41qzpboko1_500.jpg

― http://tinyurl.com/vroooo0ooooom (Pleasant Plains), Sunday, 20 March 2011 17:19 (fourteen years ago)

not taking any shit from Mr. Chiggers.

― http://tinyurl.com/vroooo0ooooom (Pleasant Plains), Sunday, 20 March 2011 17:20 (fourteen years ago)

loooooool

love that

― larry buttz (Z S), Sunday, 20 March 2011 17:28 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcRWADEln80

― dayo, Sunday, 20 March 2011 23:35 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.curtisgotslappedbyawhiteteacher.com/

― krüt schwitters (crüt), Monday, 21 March 2011 10:54 (fourteen years ago)

that feels kinda lol, mostly sad honestly

― I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 March 2011 12:55 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=14060898827&topic=17085

maybe this is just lol to me, I dunno.

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 21 March 2011 18:45 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=14060898827&topic=17045

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 21 March 2011 19:08 (fourteen years ago)

let me rock you Shakoor Khan

― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 21 March 2011 19:27 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.wimp.com/bruceplaying/

― exécutés avec l’insolence accoutumée du (Michael White), Monday, 21 March 2011 20:10 (fourteen years ago)

tuomas's link is aces

― Let’s go see steak tonight! It just boils my ass! (stevie), Monday, 21 March 2011 20:13 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-40-most-ridiculous-pairs-of-really-pointy-mexi

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/21/10/enhanced-buzz-22050-1300719469-5.jpg

― jaxon, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 22:53 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mmlWsWBfTQ
^i'm sure this is hella old, but i'm a fan of "THAT WAS UNNECESSARY"
okay back to nardwuar

― I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 03:06 (fourteen years ago)

how did that buzzfeed list have no pictures of Leningrad Cowboys!?!?!
http://s11.allstarpics.net/images/orig/n/5/n5dt7oe1e85ff51.jpg

― gr8080, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 04:16 (fourteen years ago)

the Neutrinos from the Ninja Turtles cartoon formed a band!

― it's not in the Wu-Tang Manual (latebloomer), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 04:36 (fourteen years ago)

theyre awesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maOtX4tXyb4

― gr8080, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 04:56 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwzBuN7jfjw&feature=player_embedded

― scott seward, Thursday, 24 March 2011 12:27 (fourteen years ago)

i think i may have had some kind of drug flashback while watching that clip. if NASA ever launches a Voyager 3, they should put that clip in it.

― rockapads, Thursday, 24 March 2011 15:54 (fourteen years ago)

haha i was just coming here to post that. i can't stop watching it.

― dell (del), Thursday, 24 March 2011 18:31 (fourteen years ago)

there is nothing about it that is not perfect.

― dell (del), Thursday, 24 March 2011 18:38 (fourteen years ago)

so fucked up

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Kelly_Family

― goole, Thursday, 24 March 2011 18:45 (fourteen years ago)

Dutch web site of The Kelly Family
Official web site of Angelo Kelly
Official web site of Maite Kelly
Official web site of Paddy Kelly
Official web site of Joey Kelly
Official web site of Jimmy Kelly
Official web site of Patricia Kelly
Official web site of Kathy Kelly
German Fan page of the Kelly Family
Detailed Kelly Family Tree

― http://tinyurl.com/vroooo0ooooom (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 24 March 2011 18:59 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/SWnyp.jpg

Angelo Kelly podczas ostatniej wizyty w Krakowie

― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Thursday, 24 March 2011 19:17 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POJpPmyr78M

― I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 March 2011 19:18 (fourteen years ago)

Ostatniej wizyty w Krakowie

― http://tinyurl.com/vroooo0ooooom (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 24 March 2011 19:19 (fourteen years ago)

I can't even begin to handle the Pee Pee thing.

― ENBB, Thursday, 24 March 2011 19:33 (fourteen years ago)

u aint gonna get no sleep tonight

― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Thursday, 24 March 2011 19:35 (fourteen years ago)

NO I am not. That was HORRIFIC!!

xxpost - I can't wait for Stephany gets her braces off. mmmmmmmmmmmmm....

mrshizart 17 hours ago

― ENBB, Thursday, 24 March 2011 19:35 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, pee pee is like all things good and beautiful in two minutes. :10 when u get a good look at the old guy. tears

― I'm totally kidding. Congrats strangers. (Matt P), Thursday, 24 March 2011 19:39 (fourteen years ago)

mrshizart

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― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Thursday, 24 March 2011 19:40 (fourteen years ago)

;_;

― ENBB, Thursday, 24 March 2011 19:40 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/858973-cow-manure-pervert-jailed-for-two-years

― Nult AGL (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 24 March 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

"apart from a single sock"
raises more questions than it answers imo

― I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 March 2011 22:22 (fourteen years ago)

http://cdn.adnxs.com/p/0e/83/9c/0d/0e839c0d2129f0dc41e3197367a0df84.jpg

YSI?

― dmr, Friday, 25 March 2011 00:51 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjuNuqIev8M&feature=player_embedded

― Fetchboy, Friday, 25 March 2011 12:26 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yMiOTxidFs

― max, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 15:55 (fourteen years ago)

aw the poor thing is just excited

― goole, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 16:25 (fourteen years ago)

reminds me of flirt divert (r.i.p.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ85gB0UFvY

― Nult AGL (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 31 March 2011 06:10 (fourteen years ago)

questlove goes to will smith's house

will provided me with two of the most amzingest stories of my career.
y2k at the white house.
and
the last january week of 06 in his crib.
my boy says you can judge the level of success someone has in hollywood by the amount of seconds it takes you to get from the gate of the entry to the actual house.
while doing 20mph it took 35 seconds.
imma just do the point system.
drove through the jurassic park gates
passed 3 city blocks. with 15 brownstone per block.
--yes a REAL neighborhood.
was told they fly family out there for reunions and stuff. makes it easier.
so even to live in his BROWNSTONE is a life achievement...let alone HIS crib
he has a stadium in which he does sunday Bball games with his boys/crew
(yes a real stadium with referees and a scoreboard bleachers, lockerooms and concession stands)
you step in the house and you notice the floor is MADE OF BUTTER LEATHER
the whole time im asking him "are we allowed to...step on this?"
his housekeeper gives you orange juice only to realize its 3 days old. and it MUST BE FRESH SQUEEZED.
you joke (what you got a grove and workers in the backyard?) only for jada to open the door to reveal a grove and workers in the back yard.
the spice rack and its fungshui'd color coordination is so impressive and big you yourself say this is a life goal for you wanna reach....
not have this spice rack.
just live here.
in this room
IN THE SPICE RACK!
but that aint it!
see the thing about other hollywood mansions are people come with this mentality sorta like chris rock explained: you always got one bag packed like you know you gonna be thrown out anyday now ---or you have this idea that you "might" go broke.
but not will smith.
he says he waited 7 years to make his dream spot. and even then he regrets the largeness of it cause how in the world can his kids be grounded growing up in literally the best built house in california?
i mean it is.
i asked him how do other cribs rate....like i know white people dont like or are as concerned as "shinning" as we are. so thus whereas maybe a megamillionare like steve jobs or even bill gates might have a nice sound system in his house....he aint gonna have the swagger to ball all out and make a nightclub built by the top university for deaf students in which the speakers/woofers vibrate on the floor....thus FORCING YOU to dance....so based on the black celeb ballin factor---ball players dont really got "taste" and just get tacky shit (i can verify this), and aint no black actor in the top bracket to really go all out and ball. and jada actually has taste so will only gives props to his only inspiration in the world of balling ass cribs: eddie murphy.
naturally i asked "what about MJ?"
will laughed and said mike cheats: "anyone can build disneyland....i mean if i was a big kid and wanted a house full of every videogame and trinket then perhaps.....but as far as build and structure (EVERYTHING is hand made so it feels like bedrock) Will wins.
his movie theater? this SHIZZZZNIT
he even has a "ghetto kitchen" built like the set of good times (they have 80% of their meals in there....and once you sit in there for about 20 mins you really do think you are in a "regular" spot.
his studio is nicer than most
his gym is nicer than most
his art collection
his lagoon/pool
all that shit sons anything beyond your wildest dreams....but this was the kicker that had me on some martin lawrence-seeing-eddies-bubble hill crib for the first time (mar started turning into a girl saying "ummm eddie can't you play more of your music? whuuuusup whuuusup whusssup with you?") was:
will: hey check this out (*grabs remote....presses a button....*then talks all normal like he aint about to change your life in less than 40 secs) yeah im really glad you like this house...alot of this art was handcrafted in africa when (35 seconds) i shot ali......even ali himself did this piece right here....
?: wow he is an artist (20 secs) too?
will: actually he was doodling on the table place napkins and i (15 secs) told him im taking this home to hang up....jada's mom has a balcony overlooking the living room on some queen of the castle shit...and over here.....ahmir?.....james?.....ahm (5...4...3....)
?: james?.............(*still standing in the SAME spot where the living room USED TO BE*).....james.....will.....um.......where did the walls just disappear to?.....and why are we suddenly outside?....how in blue hell did the walls just vanish like that and now we are friggin outside?
BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIN!!!!!!!

― FUN FUN FUN FUN (gbx), Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:10 (fourteen years ago)

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldefzkZkjO1qdpixdo1_500.gif

― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Thursday, 31 March 2011 20:33 (fourteen years ago)

l'anal derniere a marienbad

― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Thursday, 31 March 2011 20:36 (fourteen years ago)

don't toy with me like that

― cold hands of monkeys on my heart (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 31 March 2011 20:38 (fourteen years ago)

man will smith's house sounds dope :(

― who is john nult? (dayo), Friday, 1 April 2011 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

for real

― FUN FUN FUN FUN (gbx), Friday, 1 April 2011 00:03 (fourteen years ago)

not entirely sure i follow the end there, he has remote controlled drop walls? is his house made of terminator flesh?

― slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 April 2011 04:23 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.google.co.uk/#sclient=psy&hl=en&site=&source=hp&q=helvetica&aq=&aqi=&aql=&oq=&pbx=1&fp=6e12a70dbd4e7767

― Nult AGL (a hoy hoy), Friday, 1 April 2011 12:58 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFKqr5GhcxQ

― am0n, Friday, 1 April 2011 15:48 (fourteen years ago)

look at me.

i've become a dog.

it's all sinking in now.

― goole, Friday, 1 April 2011 16:09 (fourteen years ago)

the entire poochinksi pilot was on youtube and it's hilarious

― tyler 'scratch' perry (diamonddave85), Friday, 1 April 2011 16:29 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I482t6JhL4g

― ᓇᐃᑦᑐᒥᒃ ᐅᖃᓕᒫᕐᕕᒃ (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 1 April 2011 19:02 (fourteen years ago)

Will Smith's house:
http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/uimages/ny/1-15-beetlejuice-house.jpg

― Godzilla vs. Rodan Rodannadanna (The Yellow Kid), Friday, 1 April 2011 20:12 (fourteen years ago)

I have made many mistakes in my life in that my social circle does not directly include ?uestlove and Will Smith.

― whelping at his sandpapery best (DJP), Friday, 1 April 2011 20:15 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/s4qth.png

― ᓇᐃᑦᑐᒥᒃ ᐅᖃᓕᒫᕐᕕᒃ (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 1 April 2011 20:15 (fourteen years ago)

That's a good price on fuel

― Godzilla vs. Rodan Rodannadanna (The Yellow Kid), Friday, 1 April 2011 20:17 (fourteen years ago)

1100 tip!

― slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 April 2011 20:19 (fourteen years ago)

god that lightning thing is soo funny
and poochinski was pretty damn funny too

A+ for ILX

― cold hands of monkeys on my heart (CaptainLorax), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:26 (fourteen years ago)

he gets a plane in the og credits iirc

― Nult AGL (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 2 April 2011 12:41 (fourteen years ago)

http://twitter.com/#!/robdelaney

― caek, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 20:17 (fourteen years ago)

I went to a school with a guy by that name. He wasn't funny.

― Nult AGL (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 21:06 (fourteen years ago)

what....NOOO

― Packie Bonner (Local Garda), Tuesday, April 5, 2011 7:59 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

― ℳℴℯ　❤＼(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 00:00 (fourteen years ago)

haha figured that was risky. know nothing about him except his twitter feed.

― caek, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 07:29 (fourteen years ago)

from confounded's corner:
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=58215

― slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 14:34 (fourteen years ago)

Do you think that's real? I couldn't tell.

― ENBB, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 14:36 (fourteen years ago)

it's a well staged fake if not

― slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 14:39 (fourteen years ago)

super fake

― billy childish gambino (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 14:41 (fourteen years ago)

if it was real the bra would have came off in like 30 seconds (no tamtam)

― billy childish gambino (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 14:42 (fourteen years ago)

I have to say I thought it was fake.

― ENBB, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 14:42 (fourteen years ago)

deconstructionism kills the lolz again

― slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 14:43 (fourteen years ago)

fake but hilarious

― sarcasdick (mh), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 14:57 (fourteen years ago)

fake, she has like 2 dance moves, guy's reaction is a little too staged, plus she should have heard the shears, plus her 'oh my god' at the end was totally incongruous with the volume level of bad romance

― ★ The Pistns ★ Miss You Sheed ★ (dayo), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 15:25 (fourteen years ago)

also i saw it on leno last night at the gym

― billy childish gambino (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 15:27 (fourteen years ago)

i think the smoking gun here is that if you're doing any sort of cam activity there's always a video of yourself on the screen, which would obviously show that the window was now open and the lighting in the entire room had changed.

― billy childish gambino (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 15:32 (fourteen years ago)

^^^ Yes.

― ENBB, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 15:36 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.lefigaro.fr/medias/2011/04/04/20110404PHOWWW00408.jpg

― Si tu parles, tu meurs. Si tu te tais, tu meurs. Alors, dis et (Michael White), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 15:41 (fourteen years ago)

just want to point out that whether or not that cam video is real, its not very funny

― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 15:44 (fourteen years ago)

^^^ Yes.

― billy childish gambino (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 15:52 (fourteen years ago)

^^^ Yes.

lolxpost

― gr8080, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 15:52 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, there's that too.

― ENBB, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 15:56 (fourteen years ago)

the bra looks glued on

― ★ The Pistns ★ Miss You Sheed ★ (dayo), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 15:58 (fourteen years ago)

"deconstructionism"

― ☠ (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 16:02 (fourteen years ago)

― ban forksclovetofu (am0n), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 16:08 (fourteen years ago)

It'd be better if the landscapers started to climb in the window

― sarcasdick (mh), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:58 (fourteen years ago)

o_O

― billy childish gambino (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:58 (fourteen years ago)

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/h/haters_gonna_hate_elephant-14272.jpg

― slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 18:24 (fourteen years ago)

forks this is the thread for funny things

― gr8080, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 18:26 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.eagoldberg.com/images/bluecover.gif

― slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 18:27 (fourteen years ago)

dont get u man

― jeff, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 18:48 (fourteen years ago)

holy shitballs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM

― jaxon, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 21:11 (fourteen years ago)

epic lolz

― omar little, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 21:15 (fourteen years ago)

i knew a looot of dudes into that group in junior high and never bothered to listen to them. i made the right choice.

― billy childish gambino (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

nice fannypack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqCccV6Y31s

― slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 21:24 (fourteen years ago)

nice, Fannypack!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3I64m0x6wI

― fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:14 (fourteen years ago)

nice jokeyhack

― billy childish gambino (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:15 (fourteen years ago)

had never seen the cameltoe vid, very deee-liteful

― slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:29 (fourteen years ago)

haha i posted that i luv rap music video before i think!

― ☠ (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:46 (fourteen years ago)

i think "jesus is just alright" is a doobie bros. cover O_O

― hey ilxor, thanks for contributing, glad you stopped by (ilxor), Thursday, 7 April 2011 15:03 (fourteen years ago)

...Byrds

― Trip Maker, Thursday, 7 April 2011 15:10 (fourteen years ago)

YELLOW DINO: PEDO HUNTER

― Oink Administrator (gr8080), Friday, 8 April 2011 02:39 (fourteen years ago)

oops, this http://vimeo.com/22012020

― Oink Administrator (gr8080), Friday, 8 April 2011 09:03 (fourteen years ago)

i knew ~~a looot of~~ no dudes into that group in junior high and never bothered to listen to them. i made the ~~right~~ wrong choice.

― The Dunkster (absolutely clean glasses), Friday, 8 April 2011 10:22 (fourteen years ago)

love this

http://toobigforstroller.tumblr.com/

WALK.

― goole, Friday, 8 April 2011 18:29 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― ENBB, Friday, 8 April 2011 18:33 (fourteen years ago)

oh man, that is one of my pet peeves.

― Z S, Friday, 8 April 2011 18:35 (fourteen years ago)

omg

http://toobigforstroller.tumblr.com/day/2010/06/1

― goole, Friday, 8 April 2011 18:41 (fourteen years ago)

i love the one where the kid is reading a book

― Z S, Friday, 8 April 2011 18:43 (fourteen years ago)

i believe that pic is in a damn walgreens too

― goole, Friday, 8 April 2011 18:44 (fourteen years ago)

wtf is happening here: http://toobigforstroller.tumblr.com/day/2010/01/5

― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Friday, 8 April 2011 18:45 (fourteen years ago)

hahahaha that one is kind of awesome tbh

― ENBB, Friday, 8 April 2011 18:46 (fourteen years ago)

There are a lot of different roads that tumblr could go down:

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/39/2008/05/breastfeeding_jez.flv.jpg

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 8 April 2011 18:46 (fourteen years ago)

oh shit

PP just pulled the woman who breastfeeds her 8 year old card. If you haven't seen the clips on youtube where she talks about it I srsy suggest you do. So wtf.

― ENBB, Friday, 8 April 2011 18:47 (fourteen years ago)

Also, be careful googling "Too big for breast feeding" since most of the results are "Are my breasts too big for breast feeding? Here, I'll show you."

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 8 April 2011 18:48 (fourteen years ago)

that's on a wtf level of wrong, like the outlandish horrible shit conan would have going on behind him to distract andy richter during one of their staring contests

― omar little, Friday, 8 April 2011 18:50 (fourteen years ago)

um ok, so, i remembered that there was a scene in 'the last emperor' that involved breastfeeding the titular (lol) character when he was like 13 or something.

and google is telling me that very scene is up on youtube... and there's a whole bunch of websites for breastfeeding in movies. wtf people.

― goole, Friday, 8 April 2011 18:54 (fourteen years ago)

Annd:

http://www.x17online.com/images/photo-sets/conv/BSpearsJaydenSean102209_X17/BSpearsJaydenSean102209_01-full.jpg

http://jamesboylan.org/wp-content/plugins/rss-poster/cache/55160_pcn_suri_cruise_dm_110308_mn.jpg

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 8 April 2011 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

Internet shocker: People are Freaky

― ENBB, Friday, 8 April 2011 18:56 (fourteen years ago)

yeah

― goole, Friday, 8 April 2011 18:59 (fourteen years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_komruoGHxF1qa078xo1_500.jpg

― rockapads, Friday, 8 April 2011 20:31 (fourteen years ago)

ican't cope with that.

― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 9 April 2011 06:11 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLichjdRAA0&feature=player_embedded

― das reboot (latebloomer), Sunday, 10 April 2011 07:58 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/nornH.gif

― Oink Administrator (gr8080), Monday, 11 April 2011 07:30 (fourteen years ago)

that cannot have actually happened

― The Dunkster (absolutely clean glasses), Monday, 11 April 2011 07:42 (fourteen years ago)

beer ad iirc

― barbara of seville (electricsound), Monday, 11 April 2011 07:55 (fourteen years ago)

ive been dyin at these 'live action single panel comic's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hYIiZNhYUM

a lot of em are hit or miss but some of em just kill me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7R2GMZsnRc

― diamonddave85, Monday, 11 April 2011 14:28 (fourteen years ago)

long but worth it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry-LwxR746s&feature=player_embedded

― jaxon, Monday, 11 April 2011 23:48 (fourteen years ago)

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/216483_1893467009369_1022343294_2159776_2882202_n.jpg

― scott seward, Monday, 11 April 2011 23:57 (fourteen years ago)

she shoulda just told mulan that they don't have sex in china

― i think drake distracts (dayo), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 00:13 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GTfq2m-SnY&feature=player_embedded

― quickie book deal (gr8080), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 07:57 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUcltPSFXhM

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 19:22 (fourteen years ago)

maybe more for nerd lolz but
http://accessmaincomputerfile.net/

― I saw this awesome photo of a marmot (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 20:01 (fourteen years ago)

love that their little tab icon is the netscape logo!!

lol http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfa05bzktp1qdhhtjo1_500.jpg

― ☠ (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 20:23 (fourteen years ago)

yeah it's an awesome favicon
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_la7s1jreap1qdhhtjo1_500.jpg

― I saw this awesome photo of a marmot (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 April 2011 01:58 (fourteen years ago)

http://rencher.com/images/20090414a.jpg

― am0n, Thursday, 14 April 2011 18:53 (fourteen years ago)

irl lol

― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 14 April 2011 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

hahah. i used to have one of those tan lines (not as bad tho) in HS.

― jaxon, Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:02 (fourteen years ago)

oh, i just figured it out

― I saw this awesome photo of a marmot (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:05 (fourteen years ago)

Dude should really put some kind of painting in that lunette.

― Periblepsis occasioned by homoeoteleuton (Michael White), Thursday, 14 April 2011 19:49 (fourteen years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxurtna8hY1qajomso1_500.png

― ENBB, Sunday, 17 April 2011 02:32 (fourteen years ago)

*like*

― dayo, Sunday, 17 April 2011 02:32 (fourteen years ago)

of all the spellings of 'sean', 'shaun' is the most appropriate for that photo

― dayo, Sunday, 17 April 2011 02:33 (fourteen years ago)

lolz @ url, not @ story:
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/utter-PR-fiction-but-people-love-this-shit-so-fuck-it-lets-just-print-it-2269573.html

― gr8080, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 18:59 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/gr8080-2269573.html

― caek, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 19:07 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/i-dont-care-its-still-pretty-funny-2269573.html

― goole, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 19:09 (fourteen years ago)

the "apology and explanation" is down but I c what u did there

― My bad Van Buren! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 19:16 (fourteen years ago)

― gr8080, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 20:20 (fourteen years ago)

in the Indian shop at the end of our street

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/Untitled.jpg

― A Zed and Two Nults (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

Heinz Spotted Dick

― diamonddave85, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 23:00 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/thanks-for-ruining-the-lolz-caek-2269573.html

― dayo, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 23:38 (fourteen years ago)

This is killing me.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2011-04/61043492.jpg

Fifth-graders react as they watch real photos from inside the uterus of a developing fetus while senior health educator Andy Wentling (cq) presents "Life Begins," at the Robert Crown Centers for Health Education. (Chuck Berman/Chicago Tribune)

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 21 April 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)

otm

― i put that on my sub (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 21 April 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)

those guys otm

― caek, Thursday, 21 April 2011 18:21 (fourteen years ago)

Also pretty sure that's a typo in that caption and should be "of a developing fetus from inside the uterus". LOL @ Chi Tribune.

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 21 April 2011 18:24 (fourteen years ago)

I think you are underestimating the awesome possibilities of modern gynecological science

― beyond custos (absolutely clean glasses), Thursday, 21 April 2011 18:27 (fourteen years ago)

ha no - why would they show that? it has to be the other way round, right?

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 21 April 2011 18:28 (fourteen years ago)

A PREGNANT FETUS!!!

― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 21 April 2011 18:30 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 21 April 2011 18:31 (fourteen years ago)

strictly speaking shouldn't it be "of a developing fetus inside of a uterus", unless this fetus is inside of the platonic ideal of a uterus

or "from the inside of a uterus containing a developing fetus"

― I just like… I just have to say… (Starts crying) (DJP), Thursday, 21 April 2011 18:41 (fourteen years ago)

maybe "chock full of developing fetus"

― I just like… I just have to say… (Starts crying) (DJP), Thursday, 21 April 2011 18:41 (fourteen years ago)

unless this fetus is inside of the platonic ideal of a uterus

Yes, you're right, I suppose that strictly speaking it should be.

Enough about that though - THAT KID'S FACE!

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 21 April 2011 18:43 (fourteen years ago)

the white kid is kinda feelin tho

― goole, Thursday, 21 April 2011 18:44 (fourteen years ago)

He's ~intrigued~.

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 21 April 2011 18:46 (fourteen years ago)

ZS to thread imo

― My bad Van Buren! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 April 2011 18:47 (fourteen years ago)

FETUS, I CHOOSE YOU!

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRNoLcMGVnVRmXMpVoRW038PScwr4AkpJl3Z10o9r0hvmi2pwrFLw&t=1

― I just like… I just have to say… (Starts crying) (DJP), Thursday, 21 April 2011 18:47 (fourteen years ago)

grimacing kid will become an ob/gyn, mark my words

― SOCCERBALL KILLFILE (rip van wanko), Thursday, 21 April 2011 18:52 (fourteen years ago)

the white kid is kinda feelin tho

― goole, Thursday, April 21, 2011 2:44 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

He's ~intrigued~.

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, April 21, 2011 2:46 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"this is what sex is, right? i could get down with this."

― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Thursday, 21 April 2011 19:02 (fourteen years ago)

that white kid thinks its lunch.

― Zero pumps, massive boner (thebingo), Thursday, 21 April 2011 19:25 (fourteen years ago)

i think the girl behind the two doodz is the winner here.

― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 21 April 2011 19:30 (fourteen years ago)

the girl in the row behind them is my fav

xpost!

― beyond custos (absolutely clean glasses), Thursday, 21 April 2011 19:31 (fourteen years ago)

she reminds me of that lady in Airplane! who has eggs coming out of her mouth

― beyond custos (absolutely clean glasses), Thursday, 21 April 2011 19:32 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah she's great too obv.

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 21 April 2011 19:36 (fourteen years ago)

that kid is still so funny

i've been looking at that pic once every hour or so and cracking up every time

― goole, Thursday, 21 April 2011 20:03 (fourteen years ago)

white kid eventually grows up to be
http://www.ifc.com/news/07302010_fandg5_1.jpg

― thetan is cheatin (cozen), Thursday, 21 April 2011 20:07 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvztWX6LV2E

― like, in Portland, they just don't fucking care, for example. (gr8080), Thursday, 21 April 2011 23:56 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1k86fWsmRE

― markers, Saturday, 23 April 2011 05:25 (fourteen years ago)

dying

― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Saturday, 23 April 2011 12:50 (fourteen years ago)

that one cat that just hits it...

― Republicans voiced concern about young pages hearing the word uterus (stevie), Saturday, 23 April 2011 13:59 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C00cNNGbQWM

― gr8080, Saturday, 23 April 2011 17:26 (fourteen years ago)

that is one cool dog

― god is your co-god (Z S), Saturday, 23 April 2011 17:47 (fourteen years ago)

simply epic

― dmr, Saturday, 23 April 2011 20:09 (fourteen years ago)

i think i could watch hours of footage of the cats w/ the treadmill.

― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 23 April 2011 22:34 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzYvfNOqCDE&feature=player_embedded

― shamefully blowable (latebloomer), Monday, 25 April 2011 07:21 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfgBdRqejrM

― Some other race (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 03:11 (fourteen years ago)

is he wearing a wu tang hoodie in a white power video?

― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 11:24 (fourteen years ago)

Indeed he is.

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 11:27 (fourteen years ago)

But I think it's a joke - the whole thing, I mean.

PROUD OF RUSSIA!

Bud1UK 1 year ago

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 11:30 (fourteen years ago)

supposedly they are disparaging white nationalism

― Some other race (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 12:41 (fourteen years ago)

hilarious.

― gr8080, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 18:32 (fourteen years ago)

are your children finding it too difficult to eat large rabbit-shaped pieces of chocolate? Snapsy to the rescue!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71qF1z1DzRL._AA1500_.jpg

― scott seward, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 13:20 (fourteen years ago)

go dad!

http://dadsaretheoriginalhipster.tumblr.com/

― scott seward, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 15:19 (fourteen years ago)

man i dunno; all those pics make dad look hella lame

― forks (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 15:23 (fourteen years ago)

and that's different from looking like a hipster because...?

― I just like… I just have to say… (Starts crying) (DJP), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 15:32 (fourteen years ago)

FCT 0 - DJP 1

― Concatenated without abruption (Michael White), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 15:37 (fourteen years ago)

not saying it doesn't but the tone on the website is real adulatory

― forks (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 15:50 (fourteen years ago)

http://dadsaretheoriginalhipster.tumblr.com/

― scott seward, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 16:19 (2 hours ago)

this is possibly the least appealing tumblr url ever

― Some other race (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 17:22 (fourteen years ago)

Wait for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPzfbG6VSc0

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 20:06 (fourteen years ago)

perfect

― am0n, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 20:12 (fourteen years ago)

its the two minutes after that make it.

― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 20:14 (fourteen years ago)

why do these guys hit upload after they do stuff like that i wonder

― forks (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 20:15 (fourteen years ago)

I guess he was on skype or something and someone else uploaded it?

― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 20:17 (fourteen years ago)

also because lols and memes are unstoppable, even at the expense of your own damn self

― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 20:17 (fourteen years ago)

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/8538/screenshot20110427at329.png

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 20:30 (fourteen years ago)

the best thing on this thread

― Some other race (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

You people have a completely wrong idea about who racists are. The archetypical racist is a white working class man with no education and hardly no IQ who hates black people because he feels threatened by them. Middle or upper class people are never racists.

― Hongroe (Geir Hongro), Wednesday, April 27, 2011 9:44 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― terl you know it's grue (absolutely clean glasses), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 22:23 (fourteen years ago)

Geir has out-Geired himself

― mh, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 22:36 (fourteen years ago)

http://dadsaretheoriginalhipster.tumblr.com/

― scott seward, Wednesday, April 27, 2011 11:19 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

paragraph long captions just DON'T WORK!

also it's clearly a ripoff of keggers of yore

― br8080 (dayo), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 23:06 (fourteen years ago)

;_;

― markers, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 23:07 (fourteen years ago)

We've been over another lame tumblr with long captions. Whinegarten talking about Google needing 200+ words to find in a search.

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 23:33 (fourteen years ago)

the parents one, yeah

― br8080 (dayo), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 23:37 (fourteen years ago)

Top Comments

One Hit Wonder!!
AmpzMusicTV 1 hour ago

― dmr, Thursday, 28 April 2011 02:01 (fourteen years ago)

video's already been removed from youtube but its here:

http://chubshub.com/wannabe-rapper-passes-out-after-taking-one-hit/

― gr8080, Thursday, 28 April 2011 07:20 (fourteen years ago)

Damn you, Charles William Summers II!

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 28 April 2011 14:19 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sn5L6hMjMU

― And thusly create the illusion of babby (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 April 2011 18:50 (fourteen years ago)

lol brits
http://picturesfromthedailymail.com/

― jaxon, Friday, 29 April 2011 18:14 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/04/10/article-0-0B916CC000000578-97_233x399.jpg

― diamonddave85, Friday, 29 April 2011 18:47 (fourteen years ago)

wow

― And thusly create the illusion of babby (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 April 2011 19:03 (fourteen years ago)

~britain~

― (｡◕‿◕｡) (cozen), Friday, 29 April 2011 20:28 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.google.com/search?q=meatloaf&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1366&bih=601

― gr8080, Friday, 29 April 2011 22:21 (fourteen years ago)

http://i51.tinypic.com/2432fy0.png

― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 30 April 2011 00:15 (fourteen years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lke0njKbpV1qzma4ho1_500.jpg

― mookieproof, Saturday, 30 April 2011 00:19 (fourteen years ago)

is that you???

― gr8080, Saturday, 30 April 2011 00:20 (fourteen years ago)

I love Steve Shasta

― jaxon, Saturday, 30 April 2011 00:38 (fourteen years ago)

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/222165_10150231706563013_293930628012_8584359_1896512_n.jpg

― jaxon, Saturday, 30 April 2011 00:39 (fourteen years ago)

http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/281830320.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJF3XCCKACR3QDMOA&Expires=1304134924&Signature=o2cbShmQ7CEELJE1hhKq973wc98%3D

― mookieproof, Saturday, 30 April 2011 03:28 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxVdU2eVYSg

― del griffith, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 17:01 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSbecu_egQE

― impeccable suit shit stained underwear (thebingo), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 18:09 (fourteen years ago)

I LIVE IN BATESVILLE

― the great HOOS made me lose my mind (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 18:13 (fourteen years ago)

DO YOU KNOW MATTHEW SHOWALTER?

― impeccable suit shit stained underwear (thebingo), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 18:22 (fourteen years ago)

NO I THINK I'VE HEARD THE NAME, NOT SURE. I AM LEAVING BATESVILLE BY THE END OF THE MONTH, GOODBYE COLTER'S, GOODBYE CITIZEN'S BANK. GOODBYE METH

― the great HOOS made me lose my mind (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 18:29 (fourteen years ago)

COLTON'S, SORRY. YOUR STEAK SUX SO F U NE WAY

― the great HOOS made me lose my mind (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 18:33 (fourteen years ago)

FYI METH IS EVERYWHERE

― gr8080, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 18:37 (fourteen years ago)

in batesville it is everywhere within a somewhere

― the great HOOS made me lose my mind (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 18:44 (fourteen years ago)

my brother-in-law lives in batesville, he works at a poultry processing plant, hates meth and obama, loves fishing and the insane clown posse

― del griffith, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 18:50 (fourteen years ago)

no one here is indifferent toward meth. you love it cuz you're on it, you hate it cuz you're on it, you hate it cuz you were on it, you hate i cuz ppl you love are on it.

― the great HOOS made me lose my mind (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 18:56 (fourteen years ago)

http://vimeo.com/13681269

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 18:58 (fourteen years ago)

http://michelleleslie.com/

― gr8080, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 22:12 (fourteen years ago)

Funny Stuff

― markers, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 22:13 (fourteen years ago)

haha SOMEONE is talking to slocki

― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 22:14 (fourteen years ago)

haha hi slocki

― gr8080, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 22:18 (fourteen years ago)

Hi Michelle, I watched you're show today, and you really are so gorgeous today. Even thou that you are not wearing a black colour top, anyway as long you are wearing black dress pants and a combination of black colour trims to your short sleeves blouse or shirt,still reflect your beauty in it. Anyway I just want to say that I always love you....Ok bye..love you again..

― gr8080, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 22:19 (fourteen years ago)

Henry/Hank really likes her, huh?

― Concatenated without abruption (Michael White), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 22:21 (fourteen years ago)

http://michelleleslie.com/images/FunnyStuff.jpg

This is a page for funny stuff and for some strange reason, I have neglected it, maybe cause I try to keep it at least a bit clean!."

<2>

<3>

<1>

― gr8080, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 22:36 (fourteen years ago)

the best is you click on Message Board and the first sentence of body text is

"Unfortunately, I don't have a message board up at this site."

― markers, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 22:37 (fourteen years ago)

she kind of reminds me of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eizw1SbtAQ

― gr8080, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 22:46 (fourteen years ago)

^^^^ this is amazing

― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 22:50 (fourteen years ago)

https://twitter.com/#!/DrPeterThraft
via Merdeyeux

― And thusly create the illusion of babby (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 22:50 (fourteen years ago)

if its a pisstake then the tone is flawless

― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 22:51 (fourteen years ago)

dude is just going OFF

― gr8080, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 23:03 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/O7GYQ.png

― gr8080, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 23:03 (fourteen years ago)

lol, i posted that same line in the twitter thread virtually simultaneously with you

― And thusly create the illusion of babby (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 23:10 (fourteen years ago)

the spider one is amazing, you gotta wait for it

― dayo, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 23:24 (fourteen years ago)

Reading Peter Thraft in Larry King's voice.

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 00:09 (fourteen years ago)

hahahahaha

― gr8080, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:17 (fourteen years ago)

Wait that has to be a joke.

RIGHT?!

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:19 (fourteen years ago)

Like, it's a messy business and I get that stuff gets places etc. which is to be expected and fine but the day someone tries to purposefully knead cum into my anything apres sex as part of some weird bonding thing? Yeah, right.

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:23 (fourteen years ago)

so you're saying you're NOT into this

― mh, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:24 (fourteen years ago)

OK there is no way this is real. It's pretty funny but def fake. I think.

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:26 (fourteen years ago)

aaaaaahahahahah this is great

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:30 (fourteen years ago)

DrPeterThraft Peter Thraft
Has your relationship just ended? Take a break. Then move on.
11 Jan Favorite Retweet Reply

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:31 (fourteen years ago)

lol I know

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:32 (fourteen years ago)

DrPeterThraft Peter Thraft
Men, whisper your fantasies into your partner's ear. Then begin fingering her. Slowly does it.
9 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply

"Slowly does it" is killing me for some reason.

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:33 (fourteen years ago)

just realize he probably meant "knead" and not "kneed"

although if he's rubbing semen in with his knees, that is a whole new level of lol

― mh, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:34 (fourteen years ago)

DrPeterThraft Peter Thraft
Sex when you're disabled. Find out what suits you
9 Jan Favorite Retweet Reply

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:39 (fourteen years ago)

he's like the jackie harvey of sex therapists

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:40 (fourteen years ago)

DrPeterThraft Peter Thraft
When you hold the penile shaft - be gentle. Take care of it. Remember, you only get one
16 Feb Favorite Retweet Reply

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

If you have a sexual rash you have a yeast infection deep inside

― And thusly create the illusion of babby (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 03:07 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― sleep, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:01 (fourteen years ago)

Never insert anything down the eye of the penis. Enjoy the penis exterior.

about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

― goole, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:05 (fourteen years ago)

what the shit

― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:07 (fourteen years ago)

into sounding are you

― goole, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:09 (fourteen years ago)

GOD NO

― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:13 (fourteen years ago)

Use this thread to judge other people for their fetishes

― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:13 (fourteen years ago)

Enjoy the penis exterior sounds like a japanese noise band ep

― And thusly create the illusion of babby (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:00 (fourteen years ago)

DrPeterThraft Treat the vagina like a magnificent vase.
about 2 hours ago

― cozeny mubarak (cozen), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:47 (fourteen years ago)

... so, stuff it full of roses?

I don't think my wife will appreciate that

― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:48 (fourteen years ago)

Make sure you wash it out between uses?

― mh, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:49 (fourteen years ago)

don't leave anything in there longer than 3 days if you want to keep the house smelling fresh

― socks & pwns may break my bwns (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:50 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think "use it as an umbrella stand" is a viable alternative, either

― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:50 (fourteen years ago)

like a magnificent bucket

― cozeny mubarak (cozen), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:51 (fourteen years ago)

Bucket? *makes L david big vadge hand motion*

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:53 (fourteen years ago)

\ / huuuuuge

― sleep, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:56 (fourteen years ago)

_
    /. .\  ?
   /| _ |\
  _| \ / | _     
   \ /  \ /   
    |    |  
   /      \  
  /\-------/\          
  | \     / |
  |  \   /  |
  |   \_/   |

― socks & pwns may break my bwns (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 19:04 (fourteen years ago)

he changed his icon. :'(

― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 19:57 (fourteen years ago)

DrPeterThraft Peter Thraft
Men, here's a good trick. Scare your partner in the dark and then make passionate love to her. The fear will cause her to orgasm.
14 hours ago

o_O

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 May 2011 02:16 (fourteen years ago)

can there be a podcast that is just Tracy Morgan reading this twitter plz

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 May 2011 02:20 (fourteen years ago)

omg

― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Thursday, 5 May 2011 02:27 (fourteen years ago)

DrPeterThraft changed his picture!!

― gr8080, Thursday, 5 May 2011 02:58 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sekLEG8xsOs

― Stone Colde Sylke Freek (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:24 (fourteen years ago)

Beaver voiceover not funny but cool vid anyway. I was nervous for him for the first couple minutes there. Beavers are pretty weird, huh?

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:26 (fourteen years ago)

haha that video must be directly in the middle of the overlapping portion of a venn diagram of mine and forks' senses of humor

― gr8080, Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:32 (fourteen years ago)

i love the beaver voiceover!
"welcome to - hey - welcome to canada. hey. welcome to cana- to canada."

― Stone Colde Sylke Freek (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:44 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah the beaver voice is good. I think the guy's voice just annoyed me at first. I like when he says cheese at the end.

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:46 (fourteen years ago)

DrPeterThraft Peter Thraft
Trivia How many cows can a Bull get pregnant from one ejaculation? 300

― Stone Colde Sylke Freek (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:50 (fourteen years ago)

beavers are pretty weird

― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:53 (fourteen years ago)

i love the beaver voiceover!
"welcome to - hey - welcome to canada. hey. welcome to cana- to canada."

― Stone Colde Sylke Freek (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, May 4, 2011 5:44 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

^^^this is so otm

― gr8080, Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:54 (fourteen years ago)

we actually had beavers near my house and i remember going to look at their lodge, and all the gnawed at trees, and being sorta spooked by the idea of this lil gang. definitely felt like i was not on my turf, i was in beaver country

― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:56 (fourteen years ago)

I want to know more about these feargasms

― ruingin (rip van wanko), Thursday, 5 May 2011 03:56 (fourteen years ago)

step one, turn off the lights

― secretariat on demand (Z S), Thursday, 5 May 2011 04:03 (fourteen years ago)

sounds pretty rapey

― Audrey Tuomason (dayo), Thursday, 5 May 2011 04:05 (fourteen years ago)

true story: i "ran away from home" when i was about 10 or 11. i wrote a note to my parents that i'd left them to go live in the woods by myself. i spent the day building my new home out of sticks and branches and pine needles and leaves i found in the forest. i was about halfway done with something sort of resembling a shelter when i came across a lone beaver building his den in a small creek (real name "Beaver Creek"). i don't know why, but watching that little guy doing what he was made to do after watching myself try and do it so poorly all day after leaving my perfectly good house/family made me start getting all emotional and i started crying. i totally changed my mind and walked back home where my parents hadn't seen my note and just assumed i was spending the day in the woods like normal. they never even knew i ran away.

― gr8080, Thursday, 5 May 2011 04:06 (fourteen years ago)

― markers, Thursday, 5 May 2011 04:08 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/lists/2009/01/06/calvin_and_hobbes.jpg

― Stone Colde Sylke Freek (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 May 2011 04:16 (fourteen years ago)

It just seems like the amount of time it takes to have an orgasm would dilute the fear of being suddenly awoken.

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 May 2011 05:15 (fourteen years ago)

unbraggin

― socks & pwns may break my bwns (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 May 2011 08:57 (fourteen years ago)

i would die

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=oGTkzyoOpNs

― jaxon, Thursday, 5 May 2011 21:58 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGTkzyoOpNs

― jaxon, Thursday, 5 May 2011 21:58 (fourteen years ago)

holy fuck

― socks & pwns may break my bwns (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 May 2011 22:00 (fourteen years ago)

i would likely have hurt one of those women

― Stone Colde Sylke Freek (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 May 2011 22:19 (fourteen years ago)

unintentionally mind you

― Stone Colde Sylke Freek (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 May 2011 22:19 (fourteen years ago)

still lolling @ dr peter thraft

― geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Friday, 6 May 2011 01:59 (fourteen years ago)

DrPeterThraft Peter Thraft
In reality threesomes are often less appealing than the original fantasy. Maybe stick to a twosome but add an imaginary friend/lover
13 hours ago

― geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Friday, 6 May 2011 02:00 (fourteen years ago)

i like that sweatshirt

― goole, Friday, 6 May 2011 02:00 (fourteen years ago)

DrPeterThraft Peter Thraft
From above your penis might look small - from where i'm standing, you look fine! Have penis confidence!
17 hours ago

― geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Friday, 6 May 2011 02:01 (fourteen years ago)

starting to read his name as Dr Penis Shaft

― Audrey Tuomason (dayo), Friday, 6 May 2011 02:02 (fourteen years ago)

lovin the part of jaxon's ghost video where the ppl crash through the walls

― markers, Friday, 6 May 2011 02:06 (fourteen years ago)

@DrPeterThraft
Board games can be great fun. Turn off the tv and play a board game together. It's a lovely feeling
16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

dude is going soft on us no pun intended

― gr8080, Friday, 6 May 2011 03:27 (fourteen years ago)

this guy is fake imo

http://www.google.com/search?q=peter+thraft&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a#sclient=psy&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US%3Aofficial&biw=1208&bih=529&source=hp&q=%22peter+thraft%22+sex+and+relationship+therapist&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=44b3839bd44fe786

― gr8080, Friday, 6 May 2011 03:37 (fourteen years ago)

but the best kind of fake. fuck @shitmydadsays and @shhdonttellsteve give this guy a tv show

― gr8080, Friday, 6 May 2011 03:38 (fourteen years ago)

i would likely have hurt one of those women and fucked one of the chairs

― Stone Colde Sylke Freek (forksclovetofu), Thursday, May 5, 2011 6:19 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― bananas foster wallace (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 6 May 2011 03:38 (fourteen years ago)

low but lol

― Audrey Tuomason (dayo), Friday, 6 May 2011 03:43 (fourteen years ago)

chair was asking for it imo

― Stone Colde Sylke Freek (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 May 2011 03:46 (fourteen years ago)

http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac209/tshawnfrancis/smh.gif

― gr8080, Friday, 6 May 2011 04:12 (fourteen years ago)

way more than three frames, somebody's outsourcing

― Stone Colde Sylke Freek (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 May 2011 04:20 (fourteen years ago)

but the best kind of fake. fuck @shitmydadsays and @shhdonttellsteve give this guy a tv show
― gr8080, Friday, May 6, 2011 3:38 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://twitter.com/#!/stoopzpoomz

^ this guy needs a tv show pronto

― jaxon, Friday, 6 May 2011 06:11 (fourteen years ago)

heard a rumor abt that..?

― gr8080, Friday, 6 May 2011 06:12 (fourteen years ago)

HOW COME NOBODY WAS JUST LIKE SHUT UP BOB MARLEY?!?!
24 Jul via Twitter for iPhone

― Fetchboy, Friday, 6 May 2011 07:49 (fourteen years ago)

This website has a lot of good content

― secretariat on demand (Z S), Wednesday, May 4, 2011 9:22 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark

― roxymuzak, Friday, 6 May 2011 12:55 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/J15gz.jpg

― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Friday, 6 May 2011 16:19 (fourteen years ago)

scum

― scissorlocks and the three bears (Eric H.), Friday, 6 May 2011 16:29 (fourteen years ago)

the cat leash is pretty reprehensible too

― eid orb (nakhchivan), Friday, 6 May 2011 17:37 (fourteen years ago)

There are many exercise books on the market to help ladies with larger vaginas.

― smh (cozen), Friday, 6 May 2011 18:33 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz9CD6xjIz0

― eid orb (nakhchivan), Saturday, 7 May 2011 13:16 (fourteen years ago)

loooool

― gr8080, Saturday, 7 May 2011 13:17 (fourteen years ago)

^ yes

lovin the part of jaxon's ghost video where the ppl crash through the walls

― markers,

^ yes

― socks & pwns may break my bwns (darraghmac), Saturday, 7 May 2011 13:17 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuT23Yua7wE

― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Monday, 9 May 2011 00:25 (fourteen years ago)

And culturally, too, the Chinese still make all the running. On the University of Beijing’s East Anglia campus (formerly Cambridge University), Chinese Studies remains by far the most popular subject.

True, you have to fork out £65,000 in fees for a two-year degree course. But surveys show that without at least some knowledge of Mandarin a graduate has little hope of landing a decent job.

By and large, schools in Britain remain deeply segregated by class. The result is a political elite more remote than ever: after last year’s general election, a staggering 61 per cent of Labour MPs went to public schools, while there are no fewer than nine Etonians in the Liberal Conservatives’ Shadow Cabinet.

Perhaps, as King William marked his wedding anniversary last night with a glass of Scottish sparkling wine, he reflected that Britain once looked very different.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1382621/What-kind-Britain-Prince-William-Catherine-Middleton-rule.html#ixzz1LrDJgmwP

― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Monday, 9 May 2011 12:23 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/wSla7.gif

― am0n, Monday, 9 May 2011 14:23 (fourteen years ago)

butt scooting dog is all-time

One of an ex's cats would do that right after the carpet got cleaned. The first time seemed like a coincidence, but the second time was pretty obvious. I have never been so pissed off while laughing

― mh, Monday, 9 May 2011 14:31 (fourteen years ago)

part of the show, i think, but funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PBj5ZDY68&feature=player_embedded

― chairfuckers union (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO_DVUCdD3A

― rent, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 23:58 (fourteen years ago)

man that dude's whole channel is a litany of hateful shit

― Special Fleshlights for their Patriotism (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 00:10 (fourteen years ago)

RAMMSTEIN

― Challops Never End (Pillbox), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 00:55 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ywaR-Lq_ayk

― zingstreet (latebloomer), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 03:12 (fourteen years ago)

an accident is wetting your bed = the tagline america has been waiting for

― Special Fleshlights for their Patriotism (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 03:57 (fourteen years ago)

http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/2667/tumblrldeli0aycq1qa94oi.jpg

― jaxon, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

― gr8080, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

Mom can't remember how to roll a joint

― Concatenated without abruption (Michael White), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 21:52 (fourteen years ago)

Lol!

― Fetchboy, Thursday, 12 May 2011 12:00 (fourteen years ago)

looool at Michael

― Z S, Thursday, 12 May 2011 12:59 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Vm31xBjfMNY

― Concatenated without abruption (Michael White), Thursday, 12 May 2011 18:51 (fourteen years ago)

looool

― gr8080, Thursday, 12 May 2011 19:39 (fourteen years ago)

that's erica right about now

― jaxon, Thursday, 12 May 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha

― caek, Thursday, 12 May 2011 22:03 (fourteen years ago)

holy shit @ cigkitty

― pitch defect (electricsound), Friday, 13 May 2011 02:36 (fourteen years ago)

that's erica right about now

― jaxon, Thursday, May 12, 2011 5:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

LOL

First of all that cat is hysterical. It's not me though - it's been way easier than I thought. The only time I've missed it is when I was hanging out with a smoking friend but other than that - I got this one. ;)

Rolling paper mom note p funny.

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 13 May 2011 11:00 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Un3ueBRVMA&

― Trip Maker, Friday, 13 May 2011 14:32 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/74bfY.gif

― am0n, Friday, 13 May 2011 16:06 (fourteen years ago)

OH DAMN

― Trip Maker, Friday, 13 May 2011 16:16 (fourteen years ago)

Related: Not really a lolz but more like an OH DAMN.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=075_1305230780

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 13 May 2011 16:34 (fourteen years ago)

Woah! btw I read that as Eva Longoria and was waiting for the lady from desp hws to come out.

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 13 May 2011 16:36 (fourteen years ago)

Holy Jesus! Both the Sky Sport blond and Longoria's catch!

― Concatenated without abruption (Michael White), Friday, 13 May 2011 16:39 (fourteen years ago)

That poor reporter interviewing Longoria has that look of just discovering the world has suddenly become a different place.

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 13 May 2011 16:43 (fourteen years ago)

fake. apparently a gillette ad

― am0n, Friday, 13 May 2011 16:46 (fourteen years ago)

i was about to say. that would have gone viral x 100000000

― that whore of your grandfather's (rip van wanko), Friday, 13 May 2011 16:51 (fourteen years ago)

dammit. wondering how he heard that coming.

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/5/2/e19bb598-2419-451a-9a91-d9fc95ec9815.jpg

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 13 May 2011 16:52 (fourteen years ago)

http://fastcache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2011/05/osama-porn-stash-like.jpg

― Crooked Lust (thebingo), Friday, 13 May 2011 19:32 (fourteen years ago)

i read that as eva longorias bare snatch

― Crooked Lust (thebingo), Friday, 13 May 2011 19:34 (fourteen years ago)

you would

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 13 May 2011 20:12 (fourteen years ago)

ushergoat had me in stitches

― The Reverend Sun Myung Goon (Pillbox), Friday, 13 May 2011 21:16 (fourteen years ago)

yeah the ball trajectory looks way off right before he catches it

― THAT'S LIGHTWEIGHT DICKERY (dayo), Saturday, 14 May 2011 05:34 (fourteen years ago)

I've seen the sky sport one before, think she chipped her front teeth on the mic and maybe had to get dental work done

― THAT'S LIGHTWEIGHT DICKERY (dayo), Saturday, 14 May 2011 05:35 (fourteen years ago)

friend of the pussy cat

http://i.imgur.com/rP9Au.gif

― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 14 May 2011 17:52 (fourteen years ago)

too good for just the tim and eric thread imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MUVNuD3MiU

― gr8080, Saturday, 14 May 2011 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

i like that i can actually recognize that song now, thanks to the dc talk video posted a fortnight ago

― del griffith, Saturday, 14 May 2011 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfnvt6WXNp1qgojb7o1_500.jpg

― Z S, Sunday, 15 May 2011 20:24 (thirteen years ago)

rofl

― hillybilly death worship (absolutely clean glasses), Sunday, 15 May 2011 20:28 (thirteen years ago)

http://images.platotv.com/images/actors/230/230646.jpg

― it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 05:24 (thirteen years ago)

lols.

― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 05:36 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5pJ1tAWQ8s

― jaxon, Friday, 20 May 2011 00:08 (thirteen years ago)

what happens when people die on that show?

― “run around like a maniac, hilariously insult the audience” (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 May 2011 00:55 (thirteen years ago)

when super mario 64 level designers got jobs in tv

― dayo, Friday, 20 May 2011 01:01 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haDmnByBHGk

― dayo, Friday, 20 May 2011 02:43 (thirteen years ago)

i was such a cute lil rascal

― crazy donkey winger (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 May 2011 04:03 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__aiKNPgKn8

― am0n, Friday, 20 May 2011 14:07 (thirteen years ago)

Hypnotic hair.

― allmypulp, Friday, 20 May 2011 15:09 (thirteen years ago)

allmypulp

― am0n, Friday, 20 May 2011 15:41 (thirteen years ago)

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lli8yezMtP1qk7pano1_500.png

― ̖̱̩̟̣̝͖̯̱͋̂̈́̅͟͝ ̈́͂̌̉͏̶̟͔̹̫̳t̥̮͖͌ͭͦ̂ͩͨ́̐͝͞ (gr8080), Friday, 20 May 2011 19:15 (thirteen years ago)

reminds me of

http://browardpages.com/hideseek.gif

― am0n, Friday, 20 May 2011 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

lol is that from the office? might have to start watching that

― and the suggest banned tweeted on (dayo), Saturday, 21 May 2011 00:31 (thirteen years ago)

bah
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/may/20/twitter-sex-therapist-dr-peter-thraft

― taylor, the creator (cozen), Saturday, 21 May 2011 08:20 (thirteen years ago)

haha knew it had to be fake

― ̖̱̩̟̣̝͖̯̱͋̂̈́̅͟͝ ̈́͂̌̉͏̶̟͔̹̫̳t̥̮͖͌ͭͦ̂ͩͨ́̐͝͞ (gr8080), Saturday, 21 May 2011 23:19 (thirteen years ago)

worthy of being on non football threads imo

http://i.imgur.com/JAdR7.jpg

― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Monday, 23 May 2011 17:40 (thirteen years ago)

idgi

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 23 May 2011 17:42 (thirteen years ago)

The country has spent the past month working out that Ryan Giggs has been trying to keep secret his extra marital relations then sits next to poster.

― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Monday, 23 May 2011 17:45 (thirteen years ago)

Oh, I see. I guess it's only funny if you know about ole Giggsy Wiggsy's affairs which I did not.

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 23 May 2011 17:49 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/4q4mc.jpg

― jeff, Monday, 23 May 2011 20:20 (thirteen years ago)

via jon w, the music embed is pretty classic
http://www.wendtworthcorgis.com/puppies.html
http://www.wendtworthcorgis.com/wpimages/wp068ab53a.png

― crazy donkey winger (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 May 2011 21:29 (thirteen years ago)

hi jon w are u unbanned yet

― am0n, Monday, 23 May 2011 21:30 (thirteen years ago)

http://ridiculouspicturesofcelinedion.tumblr.com/

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 19:31 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFzCrarhIz8&NR=1

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 26 May 2011 00:25 (thirteen years ago)

loooool at that guy's face as he delivers the epic ramble

― Z S, Thursday, 26 May 2011 00:37 (thirteen years ago)

most celine pictures aren't ridic but this is awes

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_liwom1v9z21qi7k7io1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1306469252&Signature=ewzsbyn8uyGumsefvgpkqfPm2B4%3D

― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 26 May 2011 04:09 (thirteen years ago)

i am actually wearing that same thing on my head right now

― ☃ (markers), Thursday, 26 May 2011 04:12 (thirteen years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lltilnYNt21qbfoi8o1_500.jpg

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 26 May 2011 22:13 (thirteen years ago)

(via the risingtensions tumblr)

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 26 May 2011 22:14 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyU2p4l5iUA

― ☂ (max), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 21:29 (thirteen years ago)

waht

― dayo, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 23:43 (thirteen years ago)

o it's swedish

― dayo, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 23:44 (thirteen years ago)

comedy sketch but goddamn that is funny.

― When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 June 2011 01:26 (thirteen years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm7xj4eZpD1qcvxveo1_500.jpg

― Z S, Friday, 3 June 2011 15:00 (thirteen years ago)

!!!

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 3 June 2011 15:00 (thirteen years ago)

:-O

― markers, Friday, 3 June 2011 15:01 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.savingadvice.com/forums/images/smilies/angry/angry-smiley-053.gif

― LL Coolna (absolutely clean glasses), Friday, 3 June 2011 15:07 (thirteen years ago)

Poor Fiona Apple.

― scissorlocks and the three bears (Eric H.), Friday, 3 June 2011 15:08 (thirteen years ago)

maybe the story is about how she has stolen the pony. YOU'RE CAUGHT, LITTLE GIRL!

― Z S, Friday, 3 June 2011 15:08 (thirteen years ago)

o this world we live in

― When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 June 2011 17:27 (thirteen years ago)

Via same corgi songsmith:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYUDxOHx5PY

― Deverly (Bangelo), Friday, 3 June 2011 17:52 (thirteen years ago)

stolen pony. great name for a band.

― Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Friday, 3 June 2011 19:55 (thirteen years ago)

it reminds me too much of the stone pony

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 3 June 2011 19:56 (thirteen years ago)

that girl also has teeth like a pony....neigh little girl...neigh

― Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Friday, 3 June 2011 19:56 (thirteen years ago)

http://deadspin.com/5808302/shaq-embarks-on-promising-second-career-in-photobombing

― Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Friday, 3 June 2011 20:11 (thirteen years ago)

"sausage and biscuits makes any party a good time... and there he is walking right behind you"

― When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 June 2011 20:12 (thirteen years ago)

he was useless as shit for the C's, but he is pretty funny.

― Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Friday, 3 June 2011 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

Credit goes to Ronan for finding this. I didn't know where to post it but really it belongs on any thread about anything that's funny ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXcgt6l_LcA&NR=1

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Saturday, 4 June 2011 13:51 (thirteen years ago)

why do they cut away from the Broz there?!?!?!

― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 4 June 2011 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7RgN9ijwE4&feature=player_embedded

― jaxon, Monday, 6 June 2011 21:42 (thirteen years ago)

Kid might have a future doing this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0va4piKl4Lg

― отдых в Крыму! (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 6 June 2011 21:52 (thirteen years ago)

This might be just me but these two are cracking me up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwibuk7Pj4M&feature=player_embedded#at=44

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:15 (thirteen years ago)

Maybe should have gone in wkiw.

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:15 (thirteen years ago)

crazyness!

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:33 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_il1m8NJbDY

― jaxon, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 22:21 (thirteen years ago)

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/06/02/0602-sean-kingston-tmz-composite-ex-credit.jpg

― dmr, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 22:35 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/lN2dC.jpg

― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 11 June 2011 00:07 (thirteen years ago)

― goole, Saturday, 11 June 2011 05:38 (thirteen years ago)

http://thehairpin.com/2011/06/boy-demolishes-1991-new-hampshire-lip-synch-music-video-opportunity
http://thehairpin.com/2011/06/boy-demolishes-1991-new-hampshire-lip-synch-music-video-opportunity
http://thehairpin.com/2011/06/boy-demolishes-1991-new-hampshire-lip-synch-music-video-opportunity

― Z S, Saturday, 11 June 2011 05:42 (thirteen years ago)

hands up if you had at least one friend you absolutely had to send that video to immediately

― LL Coolna (absolutely clean glasses), Saturday, 11 June 2011 05:47 (thirteen years ago)

it never needed to get better

― When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 11 June 2011 12:49 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.complex.com/music/2011/06/rick-ross-soundboard

― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 11 June 2011 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmqha43tH11qzyx8yo1_500.jpg

― When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 June 2011 15:08 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/vkh53.jpg

― gr8080, Monday, 13 June 2011 23:49 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/ol9lQ.gif

― all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 17:34 (thirteen years ago)

That Netflix one made my week

― mh, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:16 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlIrI80og8c

― gr8080, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 03:01 (thirteen years ago)

love it

― jaxon, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 03:42 (thirteen years ago)

"you should have said 'one with a lot'"

well actually, no, that wouldn't make any...nm

― Z S, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 03:57 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE97q0Gdvnk

stupid kid

― jaxon, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 04:42 (thirteen years ago)

babies are so fucking dumb

― ☂ (max), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 04:48 (thirteen years ago)

http://twitter.com/#!/louisck/status/44127868032270336

― arachno-misogynist (D-40), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 04:51 (thirteen years ago)

so good

― jaxon, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 04:54 (thirteen years ago)

lol

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 13:50 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V2G0fyQgck&feature=player_embedded

― ☂ (max), Thursday, 16 June 2011 16:53 (thirteen years ago)

equal lolz to dumb dalai joke and VERY ANGRY EDUCATED GIRL

― weird bibby fetish (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 June 2011 16:57 (thirteen years ago)

sure is acting dumb for someone so well educated

― F U (cozen), Thursday, 16 June 2011 17:08 (thirteen years ago)

not mutually exclusive ime

― weird bibby fetish (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 June 2011 17:09 (thirteen years ago)

lol @ this girl forever

― anarcho-misogynist puppies (DJP), Thursday, 16 June 2011 17:10 (thirteen years ago)

i couldn't watch

― goole, Thursday, 16 June 2011 17:11 (thirteen years ago)

yeah for real i got like 5secs into it and was already cringing so much that i couldn't go any further. can't imagine 2min of that horrible garbage

― all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Thursday, 16 June 2011 17:37 (thirteen years ago)

What an obnoxious asshole. I feel like I've had the misfortune of knowing quite a few people who would pull that sort of shit too. :(

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 16 June 2011 17:42 (thirteen years ago)

I watched the whole thing but mainly because I wanted to see what she looked like.

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 16 June 2011 17:42 (thirteen years ago)

― F U (cozen), Thursday, 16 June 2011 17:49 (thirteen years ago)

wish the conductor ws her against the wall

― the manarchist cookbook (Edward III), Thursday, 16 June 2011 17:50 (thirteen years ago)

her in her annoying and entitled mug

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 16 June 2011 17:51 (thirteen years ago)

x-post

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 16 June 2011 17:51 (thirteen years ago)

wish the conductor ws her against the wall

hawtt

― anarcho-misogynist puppies (DJP), Thursday, 16 June 2011 17:54 (thirteen years ago)

omg the vogue kid!

― sonderangerbot, Thursday, 16 June 2011 17:56 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, i got 5 seconds in

― caek, Thursday, 16 June 2011 17:59 (thirteen years ago)

ugh

― http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WhiteAmericanFolks.jpg (nakhchivan), Thursday, 16 June 2011 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

which schools did she go to

― http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WhiteAmericanFolks.jpg (nakhchivan), Thursday, 16 June 2011 18:03 (thirteen years ago)

i mean she must have her own gawker hashtag by now right so you presumably know everything abt her and i'm morbidly curious

― http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WhiteAmericanFolks.jpg (nakhchivan), Thursday, 16 June 2011 18:04 (thirteen years ago)

the train girl = half the people riding the red line around cambridge

― remy bean, Thursday, 16 June 2011 18:05 (thirteen years ago)

There was an announcement a minute later asking all passengers to please not use profanity on the train, "especially those people who went to Harvard or Yale or are from Westport."

― am0n, Thursday, 16 June 2011 18:08 (thirteen years ago)

remy OTM

― Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 June 2011 18:34 (thirteen years ago)

lol westport

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 16 June 2011 18:35 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwp4Km6bxIc

― Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 June 2011 19:22 (thirteen years ago)

which schools did she go to

NYU apparently

― boxall, Thursday, 16 June 2011 19:41 (thirteen years ago)

oh, perfect

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 16 June 2011 19:48 (thirteen years ago)

lol

― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Thursday, 16 June 2011 19:48 (thirteen years ago)

is this on jezebel/gawker/et al yet?
max?

― Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 June 2011 19:50 (thirteen years ago)

i got it from gawker

― ☂ (max), Thursday, 16 June 2011 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

ah, well there we are

― Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 June 2011 20:48 (thirteen years ago)

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/7/2011/06/58d899bd56a334d88b8ae024870cf317/original.jpg

― ☂ (max), Thursday, 16 June 2011 20:48 (thirteen years ago)

"pushing limits"
damn, gawker will sleuth ur ass out in a heartbeat, eh?
remind me to stop sending pictures of my penis to strangers.

― Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 June 2011 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

I fully expected it to be Diane from Cheers until I saw her.
MissZillaable 3 hours ago 22

― (.づ☀‿☀)づ ~da post-modernist struggle~ (.づ☀‿☀)づ (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 16 June 2011 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

hottest 'hermon' ever?

― goole, Thursday, 16 June 2011 21:01 (thirteen years ago)

One of the more educated ones, at least.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 16 June 2011 21:03 (thirteen years ago)

hermone in the harry potter movies is pretty hot

― ☂ (max), Thursday, 16 June 2011 21:12 (thirteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ec/Aeron_chair_JN.jpg

s0 hot

― goole, Thursday, 16 June 2011 21:15 (thirteen years ago)

hermon merman

shit happens when you party educated

― F U (cozen), Thursday, 16 June 2011 21:17 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.smidirect.net/images/spent_fuel_1_lo_res.jpg

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 16 June 2011 22:00 (thirteen years ago)

goddamn, she IS educated.

― Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 June 2011 22:03 (thirteen years ago)

lmao @ her working for BP

― arachno-misogynist (D-40), Thursday, 16 June 2011 23:44 (thirteen years ago)

at least shes using public transit instead of burning oil into the atmosphere amirite

― arachno-misogynist (D-40), Thursday, 16 June 2011 23:44 (thirteen years ago)

I should know. I'm a medical doctor. I own a mansion and a yacht.

― Heady Snobbin (Pillbox), Friday, 17 June 2011 00:51 (thirteen years ago)

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ ♭ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu_hMG2plZM ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ ♭

― jaxon, Friday, 17 June 2011 04:25 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2USUxuy_9w

― jed_, Friday, 17 June 2011 11:18 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe-MHkUwtFk

― goole, Friday, 17 June 2011 13:37 (thirteen years ago)

Gimmicks? ...I'm no like other girls, I'm profound in bed...
Must be hurricane season...No droughts, all wet...
But baby if you're worried yet you're still down for sex
U can't impregnate me through the tube around my neck! (FUCK A FALLOPIAN TUBE)

FUCK A FALLOPIAN TUBE

― ...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 17 June 2011 13:40 (thirteen years ago)

Also: my brain just died.

― ...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 17 June 2011 13:41 (thirteen years ago)

how does this rank compared to the 16 yr old grime rapper who rapped about sex w/ 6 dudes vs. the guy who filmed himself having sex while rapping for worldstarhiphop

― arachno-misogynist (D-40), Friday, 17 June 2011 13:43 (thirteen years ago)

oh my god

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 17 June 2011 13:48 (thirteen years ago)

i am so scared to read the comments on that video

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 17 June 2011 13:48 (thirteen years ago)

i feel like i should be supportive, idk

― goole, Friday, 17 June 2011 13:49 (thirteen years ago)

This is giving me MIXED EMOTIONS. I feel like I should be supportive too but I can't say I didn't cringe (a lot) and something about it just seems wrong. Idk either.

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 17 June 2011 13:51 (thirteen years ago)

there's an aspergers comedy troupe performing at the somerville theatre next week, and they're kind of funny in their online video. my girlfriend really wants to go, but i'm afraid that it'll be super weird or people will be cackling cruelly at them

― remy bean, Friday, 17 June 2011 13:54 (thirteen years ago)

what

the

I mean

holy shit

I really didn't "so what I can't walk?" would ever be featured in a track by someone not affiliated with Psychopathic Records

― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 17 June 2011 13:54 (thirteen years ago)

didn't THINK

― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 17 June 2011 13:54 (thirteen years ago)

O_o

― rolling stupid fruity crazy vag cru (cozen), Friday, 17 June 2011 14:02 (thirteen years ago)

someone tell me why i should watch that video

― all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Friday, 17 June 2011 14:14 (thirteen years ago)

because this is America

― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 17 June 2011 14:24 (thirteen years ago)

(o_O)^2

― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 17 June 2011 15:08 (thirteen years ago)

i've refused to watch that video no matter how many times i've seen it or it's been sent to me.

― jaxon, Friday, 17 June 2011 17:30 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8frMv0l0E8

― jaxon, Friday, 17 June 2011 17:30 (thirteen years ago)

went to my friend's place and he had this weird ratsnest of a wig laying around. i asked what it was and he said he was the cigar guy from that one tiger woods photo

― jaxon, Friday, 17 June 2011 17:31 (thirteen years ago)

...for halloween

― jaxon, Friday, 17 June 2011 17:31 (thirteen years ago)

This is giving me MIXED EMOTIONS.

haha this is cracking me up now

― goole, Saturday, 18 June 2011 23:05 (thirteen years ago)

have seen most of these before, but the dog jumping out of the car and the dog stealing the sledge in particular never get old http://animalsbeingdicks.com/

― caek, Saturday, 18 June 2011 23:31 (thirteen years ago)

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2011/6/20/20/justin-biebers-pissed-off-13516-1308615916-8.jpg

― jaxon, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 22:45 (thirteen years ago)

lol

― am0n, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 22:52 (thirteen years ago)

omg

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 23 June 2011 14:06 (thirteen years ago)

holy wau

― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Thursday, 23 June 2011 14:11 (thirteen years ago)

He needs somebody to love.

― ephendophile (Eric H.), Thursday, 23 June 2011 14:16 (thirteen years ago)

also caek, the lion, the kitten in the top hat and the prank dog on that link are amazing

― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Thursday, 23 June 2011 14:17 (thirteen years ago)

lol that turtle bit the dog's balls

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 23 June 2011 14:20 (thirteen years ago)

also

http://www.johnwilliams713.com/abd/abd-25.gifhttp://www.johnwilliams713.com/abd/abd-25.gif

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 23 June 2011 14:21 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.johnwilliams713.com/abd/abd-25.gif

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 23 June 2011 14:21 (thirteen years ago)

that poor dude doing crunches

― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Thursday, 23 June 2011 14:23 (thirteen years ago)

I can't stop watching it.

The wallaby. He is confused.

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 23 June 2011 14:24 (thirteen years ago)

OMG with the TV?

Animals can be such assholes.

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 23 June 2011 14:24 (thirteen years ago)

I have a turtle, I hate that parrot

― dayo, Thursday, 23 June 2011 14:25 (thirteen years ago)

I feel bad for the breakdancing kitty

― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Thursday, 23 June 2011 14:30 (thirteen years ago)

prank dog makes me believe in incarnation because if I were a dog I would do that

― dayo, Thursday, 23 June 2011 14:30 (thirteen years ago)

hahaha the way the birds all rubberneck over the ledge

― dayo, Thursday, 23 June 2011 14:32 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.johnwilliams713.com/abd/abd-17.gif

― am0n, Thursday, 23 June 2011 14:44 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.cum.co.za/

http://www.cum.co.za/images/slices/logo.jpg

― dayo, Thursday, 23 June 2011 14:44 (thirteen years ago)

x-post

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

omg

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 23 June 2011 14:48 (thirteen years ago)

http://xanspencer.com/

― ☂ (max), Thursday, 23 June 2011 16:32 (thirteen years ago)

can we get this guy on our website

― ☂ (max), Thursday, 23 June 2011 16:32 (thirteen years ago)

lol @ favorite quotes being 8:1 Will Smith to Thomas Edison

― ephendophile (Eric H.), Thursday, 23 June 2011 16:36 (thirteen years ago)

basically the only thing that would improve ILX is a little flash ned raggett explaining the website every time you loaded it

― ☂ (max), Thursday, 23 June 2011 16:37 (thirteen years ago)

every time you think the flash has ended there's a new one

― dayo, Thursday, 23 June 2011 16:41 (thirteen years ago)

"cut, perfect, that's exactly the take we're looking for, man"

"awesome, good deal"

― ~edgy~ (goole), Thursday, 23 June 2011 16:50 (thirteen years ago)

this guy has to be from the midwest

― ~edgy~ (goole), Thursday, 23 June 2011 16:50 (thirteen years ago)

i immediately thought the same thing

― rebel yelp (gbx), Thursday, 23 June 2011 16:51 (thirteen years ago)

he has a funny accent

― dayo, Thursday, 23 June 2011 16:51 (thirteen years ago)

lol @ sitting on his own giant neck

― am0n, Thursday, 23 June 2011 16:53 (thirteen years ago)

http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/msteele-v2.gif http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/msteele-v2.gif http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/msteele-v2.gif http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/msteele-v2.gif http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/msteele-v2.gif http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/msteele-v2.gif http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/msteele-v2.gif http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/msteele-v2.gif

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 23 June 2011 16:54 (thirteen years ago)

whats the flash site that has the ponytailed white dude doing the same "walk onto the site and talk to the viewer" thing

― am0n, Thursday, 23 June 2011 16:57 (thirteen years ago)

which is impossible to search for apparently :(

― am0n, Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

that Xan guy somehow reminds me of this:
http://www.onthespotdsm.com/

There are so many things that are ridiculous with these videos

― mh, Thursday, 23 June 2011 17:39 (thirteen years ago)

those 6 stills of Xan give you an idea of his range

― draadkilla (rip van wanko), Thursday, 23 June 2011 18:35 (thirteen years ago)

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeyCwPCjars

― scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 14:37 (thirteen years ago)

Is that Jessie J?

― ephendophile (Eric H.), Friday, 24 June 2011 14:48 (thirteen years ago)

holy lol

― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2011 14:50 (thirteen years ago)

honestly that's kinda tame by my standards

― Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 26 June 2011 14:11 (thirteen years ago)

http://accidentalchinesehipsters.tumblr.com/

― the sonning-googler effect (Matt P), Thursday, 30 June 2011 18:04 (thirteen years ago)

still lollin' @ xan spencer

Some may think that’s limiting myself as an actor, but I see it as the complete opposite. I see it as specializing and/or niching myself as an actor. People will come to love and appreciate what I bring on and off the screen, a special “unexplainable” element/quality that they may not be able to specifically point out, but something that my characters and myself offer that really grabs and sucks them in… I call it the Will Smith, Channing Tatum, Vin Diesel, Justin Bieber quality. Well, I just made that “term” up, haha, but I’m using them as an example on purpose. Weird combination though right? But can you disagree in saying that there is an element/quality these 4 offer that creates an excitement in the fan on and off the screen? Look at them as a person, their characters, and look at their dedicated fan base!

― rip nyc chicken (am0n), Thursday, 30 June 2011 18:11 (thirteen years ago)

I call it the Will Smith, Channing Tatum, Vin Diesel, Justin Bieber quality.

― rip nyc chicken (am0n), Thursday, 30 June 2011 18:12 (thirteen years ago)

i like how he sits on his own face at the beginning

― gr8080+ (gr8080), Thursday, 30 June 2011 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

ilx demands xan spencer FLVs on all threads

― ☂ (max), Thursday, 30 June 2011 19:31 (thirteen years ago)

kewl flash intro

http://www.evangelcathedral.net/index.html

― rip nyc chicken (am0n), Thursday, 30 June 2011 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

whoa. gets pretty cool on the inside too. great guitar solo

― jaxon, Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:43 (thirteen years ago)

seriously, that is the most OTT website I've ever seen

― Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 June 2011 22:36 (thirteen years ago)

what are the chances http://www.kkmime.com have performed at that church?

― gr8080+ (gr8080), Thursday, 30 June 2011 23:38 (thirteen years ago)

loool

― sleep, Thursday, 30 June 2011 23:40 (thirteen years ago)

K+K Mime are the benchmark for crazy flash intros but this one ups it

― Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 June 2011 23:52 (thirteen years ago)

WELCOME! to evangel cathedral's *PRESENCE* on the web

― And the piano, it sounds like a carnivore (contenderizer), Friday, 1 July 2011 00:50 (thirteen years ago)

whats the flash site that has the ponytailed white dude doing the same "walk onto the site and talk to the viewer" thing

― am0n, Thursday, June 23, 2011 12:57 PM

someone help me out here, anyone know what site this was

― rip nyc chicken (am0n), Friday, 1 July 2011 01:32 (thirteen years ago)

A+ site: http://www.cameohd.com/samples.html

― gr8080+ (gr8080), Friday, 1 July 2011 01:37 (thirteen years ago)

i know this bonkers guy who did this w/ his website and i would watch it over and over and over but he eventually removed it :(

― gr8080+ (gr8080), Friday, 1 July 2011 01:39 (thirteen years ago)

heres a gif of the guy from that site

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_zbCbV0-9rSM/S2SU_I2achI/AAAAAAAAAEs/6UG9uRuATJQ/WalkOutsRight_1.gif

― rip nyc chicken (am0n), Friday, 1 July 2011 01:43 (thirteen years ago)

found it

http://www.walk-outs.com/

LMAO

― rip nyc chicken (am0n), Friday, 1 July 2011 01:46 (thirteen years ago)

hahahahahaha

― gr8080+ (gr8080), Friday, 1 July 2011 01:49 (thirteen years ago)

Baran Galocy

― rip nyc chicken (am0n), Friday, 1 July 2011 01:49 (thirteen years ago)

omg @ papyrus
omg @ comic sans

― blended haircrüt (absolutely clean glasses), Friday, 1 July 2011 01:50 (thirteen years ago)

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/23453_319292308087_319282538087_3497922_8169674_n.jpg

― rip nyc chicken (am0n), Friday, 1 July 2011 01:51 (thirteen years ago)

that awkward step he takes as he turns to the viewer

― rip nyc chicken (am0n), Friday, 1 July 2011 01:56 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.flashiemail.com/flashpast/

― rip nyc chicken (am0n), Friday, 1 July 2011 02:00 (thirteen years ago)

IT's what makes us stand head and shoulders above the rest.... well, that and my height.

I think ZS' sockpuppet came to life all by himself!

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 1 July 2011 02:48 (thirteen years ago)

why does the K&K Mime website have sound... I feel like that is a violation.

― goole+ (dayo), Friday, 1 July 2011 03:14 (thirteen years ago)

ahhhhh i am in heaven

how can i make these my css

― ☂ (max), Friday, 1 July 2011 12:40 (thirteen years ago)

ilx's faq page should have ned walking out and reading them aloud

― rip nyc chicken (am0n), Friday, 1 July 2011 14:16 (thirteen years ago)

"we can make things happen... behind you."

― ain't nuthin but a chicken waaaang (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 July 2011 22:58 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTn1v5TGK_w

― caek, Saturday, 2 July 2011 19:03 (thirteen years ago)

did he say daughter or stalker?

― goole+ (dayo), Saturday, 2 July 2011 21:47 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XytzDTro0wk

― gr8080+ (gr8080), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 23:50 (thirteen years ago)

dying

― ȣ_ȣ Ȣ_Ȣ ȣ_ȣ Ȣ_Ȣ ȣ_ȣ (absolutely clean glasses), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 00:08 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/mRb82.png

― gr8080+ (gr8080), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 00:09 (thirteen years ago)

"I'm getting the fuck outtahere mang"... massive lols

― Asamoah Nyan (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 00:13 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.gifsoup.com/view2/1209699/jump-out-the-window-o.gif

― markers, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 00:35 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPBpx0WJ6ic&feature=youtu.be

― � (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 7 July 2011 02:21 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNe2U-XTVHw

― jaxon, Thursday, 7 July 2011 19:27 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV11FJh_3MU

― jaxon, Saturday, 9 July 2011 00:55 (thirteen years ago)

http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CKXwquOx-q-FyQEQoAEY2AQyCDGuk639Cehw

― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 9 July 2011 23:11 (thirteen years ago)

Already registered this as my ILX avatar once the redesign is finished:

http://i53.tinypic.com/20gxzkz.gif

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 11 July 2011 01:23 (thirteen years ago)

hahaha

― my ponies hate you (ENBB), Monday, 11 July 2011 01:24 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13D1YY_BvWU&feature=share

― jaxon, Monday, 11 July 2011 22:59 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.bemidjipioneer.com/event/article/id/100029957

Bemidji, Minn., to change name of Stoner Avenue; theft of street signs costs city $2,000 a year

“This has been an issue for a long time,” said Craig Gray, director of public works/city engineer.

― dmr, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 22:01 (thirteen years ago)

ha. i had a HS friend that grew up on Stoner Ave in LA. and he was.

― jaxon, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 22:13 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/MmmFd.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Bong_State_Recreation_Area

― gr8080, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 01:23 (thirteen years ago)

^ drove past it many times, and many times did i lol

― del griffith, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 01:25 (thirteen years ago)

I knew tons of people who stayed there after a Phish show in nearby Alpine Valley; everyone was hoping that they'd have campsite number 420.

― joygoat, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 04:33 (thirteen years ago)

Ah, dude I'm from Bemidji! I know at least five people who have stolen the Stoner Ave sign! RIP Stoner Ave.

― Dan I., Wednesday, 13 July 2011 05:54 (thirteen years ago)

I had no idea it was getting stolen like 15 times a year though lolololol

― Dan I., Wednesday, 13 July 2011 05:55 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.wyff4.com/news/28568416/detail.html

ANDERSON COUNTY, S.C. -- An engaged couple in Anderson County said a shadowy image that turned up on a reciept from Walmart looks like the face of Jesus.

Jacob Simmons and his fiancee, Gentry Lee Sutherland, said they bought some pictures from Walmart on Sunday, June 12.

Simmons said when he spotted the receipt on the floor of Sutherland's apartment the following Wednesday, it had changed.

"I was leaving the kitchen and I just looked on the floor, and it was like it was looking at me," Simmons said.

A dark gray mark on the receipt seems to show two eyes, a nose and a mouth in a thickly bearded face.

"Then the more you look at it, the more it looked like Jesus, and it was just shocking, breathtaking," Simmons said.

The couple said they had just come from a church service when they saw the image.

"We had a message on knowing God, abiding in him," Sutherland said. "(The preacher asked) 'If you know God, would you recognize him if you saw him?'"

Simmons said he called the store to ask what could have made the mark.

"They said the only way you could really get it black was to put heat on it," Simmons said.

"We just feel like it's a blessing that God showed it to us and opened our eyes and we just feel like we should share the blessing God gave to us to everybody else," Sutherland said.

The couple denied tampering with the paper to make the face appear.

― cave duel (latebloomer), Saturday, 16 July 2011 11:03 (thirteen years ago)

Looks like Manson to me.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Saturday, 16 July 2011 14:39 (thirteen years ago)

Rasputin was my first thought

― cave duel (latebloomer), Saturday, 16 July 2011 15:13 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.happyplace.com/3864/embarrassing-rap-performance-about-jesus

wrong-way twin of the vogueing 8 y.o.

― soviet, Saturday, 16 July 2011 16:28 (thirteen years ago)

Aw Kid Rock as a child was adorable.

― � (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 16 July 2011 19:20 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3P2SdEoMFE

― i'm not a lawyer, but i play one on a messageboard (stevie), Sunday, 17 July 2011 23:26 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIu5B3Fsstg&feature=player_embedded

― g++ (gbx), Monday, 18 July 2011 11:56 (thirteen years ago)

Apparently ilxor Gorge had something to do with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH8x6DZ22VU&feature=player_embedded

― didn't even have to use my akai (Hurting 2), Monday, 18 July 2011 18:24 (thirteen years ago)

ha @ pelican. not 100% sure i buy it though. how'd he find it again?

― jaxon, Monday, 18 July 2011 18:36 (thirteen years ago)

thats what i was wondering, too

― g++ (gbx), Monday, 18 July 2011 18:37 (thirteen years ago)

http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/07/4e1f20f458b8d.jpg

― duke of irl (Edward III), Monday, 18 July 2011 18:40 (thirteen years ago)

lol nice

― goole, Monday, 18 July 2011 19:04 (thirteen years ago)

\m/ http://www.filmreference.com/images/sjff_03_img1344.jpg \m/

― jaxon, Monday, 18 July 2011 19:14 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0812/jean-simmons-demotivational-poster-1229893094.jpg

―  (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 18 July 2011 19:19 (thirteen years ago)

http://pics.musculardevelopment.com/photos/transferred/01405759.jpg

― am0n, Monday, 18 July 2011 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

he's got a great smile

― Z S, Monday, 18 July 2011 22:11 (thirteen years ago)

To go along with the George C. Scott meme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5dh0vpBbs0

―  (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 14:39 (thirteen years ago)

that is a meme i can fully get behind

― goole, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 15:12 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.engadget.com/2011/07/20/the-ultimate-kirf-fake-apple-store-spotted-in-china/

― jabba hands, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 15:44 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2011/07/applestoerlol.jpg

― jabba hands, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 15:49 (thirteen years ago)

sudeep on July 20, 2011 at 10:39 am | Reply

I wish i could work for Apple inc… it looks great work environment.

Great Job on July 20, 2011 at 1:08 pm | Reply

With those great comprehension and reading skills, there are three locations you can work at!

― am0n, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 15:57 (thirteen years ago)

youtube's 'transcribe audio' feature

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhz9Aa6tDwk

"and what would what would but with well in the lead with him in a minute but what happens when let me I said well then we're going live with it wouldn't have mattered ranch the ad opens with a dwindling but go ahead with the referendum"

― am0n, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 17:44 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Q415C.gif

― am0n, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:34 (thirteen years ago)

xpost to SUP

― generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:37 (thirteen years ago)

and excuse me wtf r u doin?

― am0n, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:39 (thirteen years ago)

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lon5fzD6KB1qc8tg0o4_250.gif

― future events are now current events (Z S), Thursday, 21 July 2011 23:16 (thirteen years ago)

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lon5fzD6KB1qc8tg0o2_250.gif

― future events are now current events (Z S), Thursday, 21 July 2011 23:16 (thirteen years ago)

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lon5fzD6KB1qc8tg0o3_250.gif

― future events are now current events (Z S), Thursday, 21 July 2011 23:17 (thirteen years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lon5fzD6KB1qc8tg0o5_250.gif

― future events are now current events (Z S), Thursday, 21 July 2011 23:17 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.bloggerheads.com/can_weblogs/images/mustard_man.jpg

― dayo, Thursday, 21 July 2011 23:51 (thirteen years ago)

lol Z

― markers, Friday, 22 July 2011 02:32 (thirteen years ago)

jar barf! classic bit

― goole, Friday, 22 July 2011 03:05 (thirteen years ago)

http://nationalpostnews.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/jeffisgr8t161103.jpg?w=940&h=933

― g++ (gbx), Friday, 22 July 2011 21:22 (thirteen years ago)

why is the guy on the top left holding a golf ball w/ his feet

― dayo, Friday, 22 July 2011 21:27 (thirteen years ago)

putting this on the goog

― future events are now current events (Z S), Friday, 22 July 2011 21:47 (thirteen years ago)

poll

― I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 23 July 2011 18:18 (thirteen years ago)

unfortunate ebook choice:

http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/kindle/merch/gw/gw-test/kindle-test-gw-small-fortune-470x445._V156957434_.png

― didn't even have to use my akai (Hurting 2), Monday, 25 July 2011 02:20 (thirteen years ago)

the jar barf song is so classic

― Dave Coolaid for Sade (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 25 July 2011 02:24 (thirteen years ago)

wow american kindle be so much cheaper.

― I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Monday, 25 July 2011 13:43 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Rqi0LPSKuk

― № (am0n), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 19:16 (thirteen years ago)

ppl we should get on noise board

― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 20:12 (thirteen years ago)

http://oi52.tinypic.com/10nsuft.jpg

― № (am0n), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 21:52 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E8EYTyACQk

― flop's son (dayo), Thursday, 28 July 2011 11:34 (thirteen years ago)

fuckin Imus and his crowd were talking about that and it was totally obvious that they didn't get the Talladega Nights "smokin hot wife" reference and so they were looking at a picture of this preacher's wife and talking about her looking like Hagrid and i'm going you grown ass men don't know shit about nascar or ricky bobby, but you got harry potter on lock... congratulations, smdh

― Kerm, Thursday, 28 July 2011 11:52 (thirteen years ago)

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Poe's_Law

― flop's son (dayo), Thursday, 28 July 2011 11:53 (thirteen years ago)

u listen to imus

― № (am0n), Thursday, 28 July 2011 14:16 (thirteen years ago)

i never listen

― Kerm, Thursday, 28 July 2011 14:36 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.surreycomet.co.uk/news/9165972.Boat_loving_pussycat_lost_ashore/

― I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 28 July 2011 19:22 (thirteen years ago)

;_;

― I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 28 July 2011 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

And you have nothing to do with this, Louise BOAT?

― I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 28 July 2011 19:36 (thirteen years ago)

No, and yourself drunken BOAT?

― I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 28 July 2011 20:24 (thirteen years ago)

Touché o_O

― I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 28 July 2011 20:41 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Twu0g.jpg

― № (am0n), Thursday, 28 July 2011 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

http://web.me.com/janesnaples/Jolly_Cricket/The_Jolly_Cricket_Home_files/droppedImage.png

― ≝ (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 28 July 2011 20:53 (thirteen years ago)

fuck off is she 29

― nh (cozen), Thursday, 28 July 2011 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

holy shit those are the ugliest people I've ever seen

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Thursday, 28 July 2011 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

something congenital and unpleasant going on there; that baby is gonna be like 90% forehead

― generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 July 2011 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

tho guess dean wintanley is 29 too
http://www.adp180.com/Players/18.jpg
~britain~

― nh (cozen), Thursday, 28 July 2011 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

ok maybe not the ugliest but my God are they inbred looking

Good UK!

Also yeah right that lady is 29.

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Thursday, 28 July 2011 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

i think it's weirder from a clashing fabric textures point of view, it's like op-art
xxxp

― schlump, Thursday, 28 July 2011 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

tho guess dean wintanley is 29 too

ok for real that dude looks 40 something

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Thursday, 28 July 2011 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

~~just happy it's not from my neck of the woods this time~~

― ≝ (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 28 July 2011 20:59 (thirteen years ago)

dammit my earlier post should have said "Good JOB UK".

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Thursday, 28 July 2011 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

cannot stop lolling @ that picture

― PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Thursday, 28 July 2011 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

me neither

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Thursday, 28 July 2011 21:01 (thirteen years ago)

GRANDMA: 38 29

― PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Thursday, 28 July 2011 21:02 (thirteen years ago)

That girl - she really looks like an oompa loompa right? And I don't mean just because she's orange either.

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Thursday, 28 July 2011 21:03 (thirteen years ago)

is that like FLDS church UK edition

― big RZA in my backyard (Edward III), Thursday, 28 July 2011 21:04 (thirteen years ago)

http://oi53.tinypic.com/de411h.jpg

― № (am0n), Thursday, 28 July 2011 21:22 (thirteen years ago)

I can't even deal with that dude

it's like he has a forehead hidden in his forehead

― PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Thursday, 28 July 2011 21:23 (thirteen years ago)

omg

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Thursday, 28 July 2011 21:27 (thirteen years ago)

http://i52.tinypic.com/2cpt8g3.jpg

― nh (cozen), Thursday, 28 July 2011 21:32 (thirteen years ago)

he looks like a barenaked lady

― future events are now current events (Z S), Thursday, 28 July 2011 21:42 (thirteen years ago)

but you don't have to take MY word for it

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj3imxIxfZ1qzpqd6o1_500.jpg
http://oi53.tinypic.com/de411h.jpg

― future events are now current events (Z S), Thursday, 28 July 2011 21:43 (thirteen years ago)

HAHAHA ZS bringing the lols and snortickles :-D

― I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 28 July 2011 21:45 (thirteen years ago)

Whatever happened to that particular Barenaked Lady btw?

― I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 28 July 2011 21:46 (thirteen years ago)

The rofles are too much ZS... Gif it and you'll kill me

― I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 28 July 2011 21:46 (thirteen years ago)

So is the 15 year old not even done with growing, because we have a serious height disparity right now

― mh, Thursday, 28 July 2011 21:46 (thirteen years ago)

making fun of ugly people C or D?

― wolves lacan, Thursday, 28 July 2011 22:04 (thirteen years ago)

― PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Thursday, 28 July 2011 22:05 (thirteen years ago)

making fun of ~~ugly~~ people who wear white belts C or D?

― publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Thursday, 28 July 2011 22:08 (thirteen years ago)

Being ugly also C

― third-generation stripper (Eric H.), Thursday, 28 July 2011 22:08 (thirteen years ago)

everyone is a little bit ugly
also, everyone is a little bit beautiful

minds = BLOWN

― PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Thursday, 28 July 2011 22:09 (thirteen years ago)

I'm a lot of both.

― third-generation stripper (Eric H.), Thursday, 28 July 2011 22:14 (thirteen years ago)

PIN FLOYD RULES

― puerile fantasies (Matt P), Thursday, 28 July 2011 22:23 (thirteen years ago)

everyone is a little bit ugly
also, everyone is a little bit beautiful
some people's foreheads are as big as the rest of their face

fixed

― I'm goin' hongrø-øøøøøøøøøøø (crüt), Thursday, 28 July 2011 22:25 (thirteen years ago)

http://img864.imageshack.us/img864/1238/littleburpou.jpg

― notes on camping (Pillbox), Thursday, 28 July 2011 23:12 (thirteen years ago)

http://exclamationmark.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/this-island-earth.jpg

― latebloomer, Thursday, 28 July 2011 23:15 (thirteen years ago)

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51CR0FGZ5KL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

― flop's son (dayo), Thursday, 28 July 2011 23:55 (thirteen years ago)

http://exclamationmark.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/this-island-earth.jpg
http://livingincolorwithsonu.typepad.com/.a/6a01156f94bd28970b013485f136f4970c-400wi

― schlump, Friday, 29 July 2011 00:06 (thirteen years ago)

haaaaaaaaaaw

― latebloomer, Friday, 29 July 2011 00:31 (thirteen years ago)

http://reihan.tumblr.com/post/8137984140/reihans-bullshit-chronicles-2

― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Friday, 29 July 2011 01:03 (thirteen years ago)

local news here has been a goldmine of lols recently:

http://www.wyff4.com/news/28716418/detail.html

According to the incident report, Harris said he was at a friend's home installing a door when his friend struck him with a medieval-type weapon. Harris described it as a metal ball and chain that was attached to a wooden pole.

― latebloomer, Saturday, 30 July 2011 23:30 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3Hl4V9uDPU

― markers, Monday, 1 August 2011 17:54 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p31wgtEM5R8

―  (am0n), Monday, 1 August 2011 18:04 (thirteen years ago)

lmao @ both of those

― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Monday, 1 August 2011 18:41 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQge_Yn-SLM

― jaxon, Monday, 1 August 2011 19:03 (thirteen years ago)

sound effects really make that one

― jaxon, Monday, 1 August 2011 19:03 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daRG2leUjQQ

― ≝ (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 1 August 2011 21:51 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/pLyzf.jpg

― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Monday, 1 August 2011 22:32 (thirteen years ago)

So that's what a Far Side cartoon looks like in real life, huh.

― ≝ (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 1 August 2011 23:35 (thirteen years ago)

btw, I'll see your bird and your snake and raise you a

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0uyHgz6

― ≝ (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 02:20 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0uyHgz6-NI

― ≝ (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 02:21 (thirteen years ago)

http://youtu.be/qpl5mOAXNl4

― third-generation stripper (Eric H.), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 19:40 (thirteen years ago)

made it to the 0:40 mark on that

― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:21 (thirteen years ago)

I just like calling cute things stupid.

― third-generation stripper (Eric H.), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:22 (thirteen years ago)

But maybe this is more this thread's speed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXgnIP4rMoI

― third-generation stripper (Eric H.), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:22 (thirteen years ago)

fyi that snake on the car is a harmless milksnake not a "huge water moccasin"

― Kerm, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:38 (thirteen years ago)

yeah. people be mad ignorant when it comes to reptiles :(

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 02:34 (thirteen years ago)

It deserved to die, that we can all at least agree on.

― ≝ (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 03:17 (thirteen years ago)

what a way to go.

― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 03:19 (thirteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptilians

― 我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 11:02 (thirteen years ago)

i got heavily into the reptilian scene a few weeks ago, when i first heard of david icke and made the mistake of digging deeper

now i'm a reptilian too

― future events are now current events (Z S), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 14:56 (thirteen years ago)

we're all reptilians, deep inside

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 15:21 (thirteen years ago)

Go! Bwaaaah!

― james blood ulver (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 15:22 (thirteen years ago)

ws of shame

― nh (cozen), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 16:47 (thirteen years ago)

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-mV9kMt0DpSU/Tjl8DQTNADI/AAAAAAAAAJQ/dJqtra0zY_Q/w402/0KbfV.jpg

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 17:12 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,777716,00.html

http://i.imgur.com/vq4Jw.jpg
Archival photographs uncovered by a Berlin-based artist reveal disguises that included fur hats, upturned collars, and, naturally, sunglasses. The images from the Stasi secret police course on the 'art of disguising' provide a sometimes absurd perspective on what the Cold War era spies considered inconspicuous.

― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 18:34 (thirteen years ago)

looooooooooooooool
ah man, seroiusly, lol on that one

― future events are now current events (Z S), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 18:55 (thirteen years ago)

now you are not seeing me

― big triffid in my backyard (Edward III), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 18:56 (thirteen years ago)

guess now we know where putin got his skillz

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01369/RonaldReagan_1369289c.jpg

― future events are now current events (Z S), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 18:57 (thirteen years ago)

I am how you say blending out

http://www.spiegel.de/images/image-242897-galleryV9-siiy.jpg

― big triffid in my backyard (Edward III), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

I have considered the "asian dad tourist" disguise before for photographing in NYC

― 我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 19:17 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.spiegel.de/images/image-242900-galleryV9-wfcc.jpg

be careful in Williamsburg everybody! you never know who is really behind those sunglasses!

― 我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 19:18 (thirteen years ago)

this is prob hella old but i loled
http://i.imgur.com/mO31x.png

― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 23:00 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/k1aMb.gif

― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Thursday, 4 August 2011 00:34 (thirteen years ago)

~lyfe~

― markers, Thursday, 4 August 2011 00:49 (thirteen years ago)

that's fantastic!

― latebloomer, Thursday, 4 August 2011 06:48 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz74BFp6IkU

―  (am0n), Thursday, 4 August 2011 14:08 (thirteen years ago)

even better

― latebloomer, Thursday, 4 August 2011 16:13 (thirteen years ago)

that's why you should never dunk. never slam dunk, little kid!

― future events are now current events (Z S), Thursday, 4 August 2011 17:18 (thirteen years ago)

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2011/8/3/17/enhanced-buzz-6267-1312408356-14.jpg

― jaxon, Friday, 5 August 2011 01:27 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/kxPuq.gif

― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Friday, 5 August 2011 01:34 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/cvuy1.png

― markers, Friday, 5 August 2011 18:17 (thirteen years ago)

that's a screenshot

― markers, Friday, 5 August 2011 18:18 (thirteen years ago)

i don't care what that dude has to say about 192 things

― Kerm, Friday, 5 August 2011 19:29 (thirteen years ago)

http://i56.tinypic.com/2elv0x5.jpg

― future events are now current events (Z S), Sunday, 7 August 2011 16:35 (thirteen years ago)

― jed_, Sunday, 7 August 2011 17:10 (thirteen years ago)

i have absolutely no evidence to back this up, but i like the idea that we are all farting, all of the time, but only some are strong enough to be perceived. kind of like how there are many more earthquakes than the ones we notice

― future events are now current events (Z S), Sunday, 7 August 2011 17:26 (thirteen years ago)

if someone with a masters in farting administration wants to back me up with that theory, i'd be much obliged

― future events are now current events (Z S), Sunday, 7 August 2011 17:27 (thirteen years ago)

z s 4 mod

― markers, Sunday, 7 August 2011 17:28 (thirteen years ago)

lol

― future events are now current events (Z S), Sunday, 7 August 2011 17:29 (thirteen years ago)

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/8/8/13/enhanced-buzz-31106-1312825564-15.jpg

― I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:10 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/xa3Tj.gif

― (markers) (markers) (markers) (markers) (markers), Friday, 12 August 2011 22:01 (thirteen years ago)

that shouldn't have made me laugh quite so hard

― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 12 August 2011 22:39 (thirteen years ago)

man the internet

― brownie, Friday, 12 August 2011 22:47 (thirteen years ago)

man's best friend the internet

― thick-necked and hateful (latebloomer), Saturday, 13 August 2011 01:40 (thirteen years ago)

man the guns

― dayo, Saturday, 13 August 2011 01:44 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYTlkwUBwIA

― I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 13 August 2011 09:29 (thirteen years ago)

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpw5eg9AM51qzpwi0o1_500.jpg

― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LStRxwN7hI (Pleasant Plains), Sunday, 14 August 2011 03:25 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAO14QuHQQE

― goole, Monday, 15 August 2011 22:46 (thirteen years ago)

http://fuckyeahdoggifs.tumblr.com/

― markers, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 21:18 (thirteen years ago)

This was the front cover of New York's free paper, Metro, yesterday:
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq38f81s8L1qzyx8yo1_500.jpg

― I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 19:51 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA40X66qboc

― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

if you want a real laugh you should watch the uploader's own videos

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 21:15 (thirteen years ago)

drowning to death in raw sewage would be a pretty shitty way to die

―  (gr8080), Thursday, 18 August 2011 01:13 (thirteen years ago)

that rolling stone article on pig farms mentioned a family perished trying to save one of their own who fell into a vat of pig shit

― dayo, Thursday, 18 August 2011 01:57 (thirteen years ago)

Honestly, i was just tickled that "up to their necks in sewage water" is how LMFAO look naturally

― I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 18 August 2011 02:29 (thirteen years ago)

well yeah

―  (gr8080), Thursday, 18 August 2011 03:50 (thirteen years ago)

drowning to death in raw sewage would be a pretty shitty way to die

―  (gr8080), Thursday, August 18, 2011 1:13 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

― thick-necked and hateful (latebloomer), Thursday, 18 August 2011 04:47 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqNigBNUWOs

― jaxon, Thursday, 18 August 2011 05:17 (thirteen years ago)

^ coworker used to quote that almost daily

― jaxon, Thursday, 18 August 2011 05:17 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/BSnWr.gif

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 18 August 2011 23:26 (thirteen years ago)

http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/08/4e4e72e1a3533.png

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Friday, 19 August 2011 15:08 (thirteen years ago)

There are actually some other pretty funny ones here: http://www.happyplace.com/8958/the-most-hilariously-convincing-gay-marriage-signs but I thought that one was particularly clever.

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Friday, 19 August 2011 15:09 (thirteen years ago)

hahahahaha

― Rob Based and DJ EZ God (DJP), Friday, 19 August 2011 15:10 (thirteen years ago)

This one cracks me up, too

― Rob Based and DJ EZ God (DJP), Friday, 19 August 2011 15:12 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/iK30c.gif

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 21 August 2011 00:26 (thirteen years ago)

that is the most terrifying part of my day whenever it happens

―  (gr8080), Sunday, 21 August 2011 02:17 (thirteen years ago)

ouch

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Sunday, 21 August 2011 17:56 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/3AP3c.png

―  (gr8080), Monday, 22 August 2011 08:53 (thirteen years ago)

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqcfw5nTjg1qalq06o1_250.gif

―  (gr8080), Monday, 22 August 2011 20:09 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jpKKY6bR78&t=2m52s

check out dave grohl's face after barkley puts the hand on the shoulder

loooool

― the guy who is too intense about the bean toss game (Z S), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 00:53 (thirteen years ago)

argh, i suck. 2:52 in this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jpKKY6bR78

― the guy who is too intense about the bean toss game (Z S), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 00:54 (thirteen years ago)

lololol

―  (gr8080), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 00:56 (thirteen years ago)

hahaha

― markers, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 00:58 (thirteen years ago)

this is why even though he sings shit like "Times Like These" you just have to love Dave Grohl

― the guy who is too intense about the bean toss game (Z S), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:03 (thirteen years ago)

3.54 reading the FMU catalog segueing into a shitty cover of sweet home alabama!

― dozens, maybe even hundreds, of vagina related screen names (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:26 (thirteen years ago)

http://h3.abload.de/img/horse_jump_failtd08.gif

― glasgow based god (cozen), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 21:05 (thirteen years ago)

LOL

― jed_, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 21:06 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.designboom.com/weblog/images/images_2/erica/817/bunny01.jpg
http://www.designboom.com/weblog/images/images_2/erica/817/add02.jpg

― jed_, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 22:22 (thirteen years ago)

erica? where she do that?

― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 00:40 (thirteen years ago)

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqbcmwhmyR1qzx1e0o1_r1_500.jpg

― remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 01:59 (thirteen years ago)

wire i laughing so hard?

― jaxon, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 05:18 (thirteen years ago)

http://fretmichaels.com

―  (gr8080), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 06:08 (thirteen years ago)

I have been dressing as Bret Michaels since June 2009 and have a blast doing it. I was also fortunate that he wanted to meet me at a show in June 2010 and he said to me "Good Job!"!!!

― markers, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 06:12 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_HVpyfpCss&feature=related

― Illegal winehouse party (admrl), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 06:47 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fwjJZjFy3E

― caek, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 11:58 (thirteen years ago)

:-D

― Vaginalogue Bubblebath (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 12:01 (thirteen years ago)

brilliant.

― jed_, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 13:07 (thirteen years ago)

ha!

― remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 13:09 (thirteen years ago)

Man I miss GTA:SA

― Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 14:17 (thirteen years ago)

erica? where she do that?

― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, August 23, 2011 8:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

huh?

― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 14:18 (thirteen years ago)

yeah i was confused by that. thought it might have been an ENBB as rabbit in-joke i wasn't aware of.

― jed_, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 14:24 (thirteen years ago)

a followup to her Run to the Hills train?

― Kerm, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 14:35 (thirteen years ago)

Oh. But "my" train was on a different thread. lol

btw - GUYS, I DIDN'T ACTUALLY PAINT THAT. Sheesh. Don't you think if I could do awesome metal themed graffiti like that you'd have heard about it by now? I mean, I know I'm an extremely multi-faceted full of surprises type gal but c'mon now.

― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 14:40 (thirteen years ago)

Did you know that was an Iron Maiden song?

― Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 14:47 (thirteen years ago)

Yes.

― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 14:50 (thirteen years ago)

it's cool, we won't narc you out to the train cops

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 14:50 (thirteen years ago)

Was the train stopped when you painted it?

― Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 14:54 (thirteen years ago)

Listen can't we just, you know, be cool about this?

― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 14:55 (thirteen years ago)

i painted it tbh, i'm v talented

― markers, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 14:57 (thirteen years ago)

OK wut? I don't know what your definition of "being cool" is but mine def does not include trying to step in and take credit for other people's hard work. Pffft. And I thought I knew you, Markers.

― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 14:59 (thirteen years ago)

Did you 'paint' it w/markers? 'Cause that would be impressive.

― Indefensible ad vaginem attacks (Michael White), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 15:01 (thirteen years ago)

But Markers you could go to jail for that ;_;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kMZ23T9VHE&ob=av2e

― Vaginalogue Bubblebath (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 15:02 (thirteen years ago)

He used Good ‘n Plenty candy to make his train run.

― Aphex Twin … in my vagina? (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 15:03 (thirteen years ago)

OK wut? I don't know what your definition of "being cool" is but mine def does not include trying to step in and take credit for other people's hard work. Pffft. And I thought I knew you, Markers.

― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Wednesday, August 24, 2011 10:59 AM

feel like my groundbreaking work in train painting must be acknowledged on the internet. sorry if you disagree, homie <3

― markers, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 15:04 (thirteen years ago)

But Markers you could go to jail for that ;_;

;_;

― markers, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 15:04 (thirteen years ago)

Whatever, bro. I'll remember this. ಠ_ಠ

― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 15:06 (thirteen years ago)

\ಠ_ಠ/

― markers, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 15:06 (thirteen years ago)

LOL

― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 15:07 (thirteen years ago)

\(^o^)/

― markers, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 15:07 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.lefigaro.fr/medias/2011/08/22/20110822PHOWWW00169.jpg

― Indefensible ad vaginem attacks (Michael White), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 18:33 (thirteen years ago)

Contact lenses with inlaid gold leaf? I'm there!

― unwarranted display names of ilx (mh), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 19:27 (thirteen years ago)

http://twitter.com/#!/AlecBaldwin/

― markers, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:07 (thirteen years ago)

xp what in the fuck is wrong with the rest of her eyeballs?

― Kerm, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:12 (thirteen years ago)

Alex Baldwin in tedious, dim, self-involved shocker

― Captain Lorazepam (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:21 (thirteen years ago)

Alec w/e

― Captain Lorazepam (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:21 (thirteen years ago)

xp what in the fuck is wrong with the rest of her eyeballs?

It's a contact lens with a diamond studded gold disc for a pupil.

― Indefensible ad vaginem attacks (Michael White), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:29 (thirteen years ago)

erica? where she do that?

― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, August 23, 2011 8:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

huh?

― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 15:18 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the url

― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 25 August 2011 07:33 (thirteen years ago)

the irl

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Thursday, 25 August 2011 16:55 (thirteen years ago)

http://lovefunfun.com/files/lovefunfun/lovefunfun/jeep%20brah.jpg

― goole, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:31 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/tTRVY.gif

― remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Friday, 26 August 2011 16:32 (thirteen years ago)

LOL

― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Friday, 26 August 2011 17:10 (thirteen years ago)

yas, i hate seagulls

― jed_, Friday, 26 August 2011 17:14 (thirteen years ago)

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_fw7iF68JR8k/S5CVv48oL7I/AAAAAAAAwCc/32QtSAIHuiI/846.gif

― mookieproof, Friday, 26 August 2011 23:33 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x80zDCP4-cw

― õ_Ò (Pillbox), Saturday, 27 August 2011 22:05 (thirteen years ago)

THEY GET IT DONE

― dozens, maybe even hundreds, of vagina related screen names (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 27 August 2011 23:33 (thirteen years ago)

loling most at the fact that its obvious there's another person holding the camera instead of it being mounted on a tripod or otherwise

―  (gr8080), Sunday, 28 August 2011 05:29 (thirteen years ago)

unless there's webcams that follow you? there probably are i guess.

―  (gr8080), Sunday, 28 August 2011 05:30 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Yo7gY.gif

― god hates frogbs (cozen), Sunday, 28 August 2011 08:39 (thirteen years ago)

auto wkiw

―  (gr8080), Sunday, 28 August 2011 09:51 (thirteen years ago)

TRUFFLE SHUFFLE

― dayo, Sunday, 28 August 2011 14:33 (thirteen years ago)

lol @ JW:

http://vimeo.com/28253863

―  (gr8080), Monday, 29 August 2011 10:08 (thirteen years ago)

haha!

― goole, Monday, 29 August 2011 14:24 (thirteen years ago)

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/08/weird_vibes_trailer_mtvs_still.html

vaginalicious
GROSS CULTURE VULTURES GOOD FOR ALL THE BANDS TO GO COMMERCIAL BUT UGH NOTHIN ORIGINAL ABOUT IT BUT THATS WHY ITS MTV AH HA stroke your ego thiefs
Liked By WIZARDISHUNGRY

― goole, Monday, 29 August 2011 14:26 (thirteen years ago)

this is two years old

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/2008/9/19/22/c365b53db1af4f82a4b9bd3e1f18803e.jpg

ioncurr

― goole, Monday, 29 August 2011 19:57 (thirteen years ago)

MIKE LITORIS
BOATOWNER

― dayo, Monday, 29 August 2011 20:00 (thirteen years ago)

More like Taco afficionado

― giraffes have been heard making strange flutelike sounds! (Michael White), Monday, 29 August 2011 20:03 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=WnzlbyTZsQY

―  (gr8080), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 03:13 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnzlbyTZsQY

―  (gr8080), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 03:16 (thirteen years ago)

i lol'd irl, thankig u

― markers, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 03:52 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/sLiWK.jpg

― markers, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 04:05 (thirteen years ago)

it would be cool if someone switched their eyes around in photoshop

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 04:28 (thirteen years ago)

or in real life.

― http://youtu.be/4TuA2n4Hqu4 (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 04:30 (thirteen years ago)

who are those folks

― ۩ (crüt), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 04:35 (thirteen years ago)

the one in the middle is markers

― vinyl cut bro (electricsound), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 04:35 (thirteen years ago)

katy perry and russell brand?

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 04:37 (thirteen years ago)

beeeeebz

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 15:24 (thirteen years ago)

"Don't you want to have a body?"
"Sure"
"Au revoir"

― Sonny Chevrotain (dog latin), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 15:29 (thirteen years ago)

lol @ the book holding up the right monitor

― diamonddave85, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 15:44 (thirteen years ago)

the second edition though, not the third http://pages.cs.wisc.edu/~bsettles/cs540/aima.jpg

― diamonddave85, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 15:45 (thirteen years ago)

is that really the beeb between them?

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 17:30 (thirteen years ago)

not the first time, not the last

― Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 17:31 (thirteen years ago)

so it is

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 17:33 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/0811/Russian_nationalists_F_McCain.html?showall
http://i.imgur.com/VoJKZ.jpg

―  (gr8080), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 19:14 (thirteen years ago)

http://i34.tinypic.com/2gwtljn.jpg

― ☝ (am0n), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 15:48 (thirteen years ago)

omg is that america's got talent?

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 15:57 (thirteen years ago)

obviously he was actually trying to become an animated gif and make his parents proud, but what was he supposed to be trying to do?

― caek, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 16:17 (thirteen years ago)

the headroll at the end def shows talent.

― jaxon, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 17:36 (thirteen years ago)

dying

― Red Hot Chili Peppers ‘I’m With You’ is a buffet of preposterous noise (crüt), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 17:45 (thirteen years ago)

that guy is, I mean.

― Red Hot Chili Peppers ‘I’m With You’ is a buffet of preposterous noise (crüt), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 17:45 (thirteen years ago)

Eh, Botchamania has been showing Sabu fall on chairs for years now.

― gay socialists smoking mushrooms with their illegal gardeners (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 17:55 (thirteen years ago)

wish i wasn't at work and could listen to it on youtube

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 18:04 (thirteen years ago)

"america talent fail" is a great search term

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 18:04 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44334747/ns/technology_and_science-tech_and_gadgets/#.Tl6AWHP6JTH

― jaxon, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 18:42 (thirteen years ago)

McDowell said the men were in a white Chevy Impala with no rims and untinted windows. She said one of the men had a gold tooth.

what is the point of those car descriptions

― goole, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 18:46 (thirteen years ago)

There were also no fuzzy dice hanging from the rear-view mirror.

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 19:04 (thirteen years ago)

that is the most convoluted "the suspects are white" euphemism screen I've ever seen

― beemer douchebag (DJP), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 19:11 (thirteen years ago)

I figured they were black and that was why they had to have the long description, because the cops would assume two young black males in an Impala would have to have tricked-out rims and tinted windows.

― unwarranted display names of ilx (mh), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 19:22 (thirteen years ago)

Actually, the suspects were black.

~~…which seems to imply that the Impala was stolen too.~~

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 19:24 (thirteen years ago)

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/314577_10150268459056074_609781073_7630314_7620479_n.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 1 September 2011 17:40 (thirteen years ago)

hi dere

―  (gr8080), Thursday, 1 September 2011 20:34 (thirteen years ago)

If you don't post this on your Facebook in the next five minutes and forward it to five of your friends, then you have given up on America being great.

http://i.imgur.com/Qdg6w.png

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:10 (thirteen years ago)

hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha

― beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:10 (thirteen years ago)

that is next-level on every conceivable front

― beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:11 (thirteen years ago)

incredible

― Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:14 (thirteen years ago)

Yessssssssssssss

― remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:16 (thirteen years ago)

― goole, Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:18 (thirteen years ago)

think I just got my friend fired

― noodle... vagueina? (cozen), Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:22 (thirteen years ago)

this is great but its really old guys

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:23 (thirteen years ago)

ok I totally didn't mean it to sound that way

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:23 (thirteen years ago)

so you're calling this one a lemon?

― Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:24 (thirteen years ago)

this is great but its really old guys

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, September 1, 2011 4:23 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ok I totally didn't mean it to sound that way

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, September 1, 2011 4:23 PM Bookmark

Haha

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:26 (thirteen years ago)

LOL at several posts

― Oh-knee-swa-key-mal-ee-ponce (Michael White), Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:31 (thirteen years ago)

this is great but its really old guys

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, September 1, 2011 4:23 PM (35 minutes ago)

ok I totally didn't mean it to sound that way

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, September 1, 2011 4:23 PM (35 minutes ago)

come on, you planned this!

― goole, Thursday, 1 September 2011 21:59 (thirteen years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqx27eTO2K1qk7pano1_500.jpg

―  (gr8080), Friday, 2 September 2011 23:10 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/pcrTn.jpg

― dayo, Saturday, 3 September 2011 23:32 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM3xf87CbIQ

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Sunday, 4 September 2011 11:23 (thirteen years ago)

02:14-03:07= amazing foreground lols

― low content wine racing (stevie), Sunday, 4 September 2011 11:44 (thirteen years ago)

third degree gurns

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Sunday, 4 September 2011 18:13 (thirteen years ago)

that is fucking great

― rip van wanko, Sunday, 4 September 2011 19:11 (thirteen years ago)

omg someone pls gif esteban butts at 02:14

― punk'd um (cozen), Sunday, 4 September 2011 19:17 (thirteen years ago)

lol cozen

―  (gr8080), Sunday, 4 September 2011 19:19 (thirteen years ago)

9:58 can u feel the passion!

― Gus Van Sant's Gerry Blank (Eric H.), Sunday, 4 September 2011 19:27 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VssO5bKFJU0

―  (gr8080), Sunday, 4 September 2011 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

kinda lol mostly sad imo

― dayo, Sunday, 4 September 2011 19:38 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT11raThwhM

― Gus Van Sant's Gerry Blank (Eric H.), Sunday, 4 September 2011 19:43 (thirteen years ago)

lol i wasn't sure if that doncaster vid was doncaster in south yorkshire until i saw the guy at 2:10

― caek, Monday, 5 September 2011 16:47 (thirteen years ago)

i don't know where else to post this

http://s1.proxy05.twitpic.com/photos/large/391253407.jpg

― jaxon, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 04:24 (thirteen years ago)

unembeded intentionally

― jaxon, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 04:24 (thirteen years ago)

looool

―  (gr8080), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 04:43 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_IGuUsqJwQ

―  (gr8080), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 04:43 (thirteen years ago)

nice goatee!

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 04:50 (thirteen years ago)

intelligent design xp to pig

― dayo, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 09:51 (thirteen years ago)

i don't know where else to post this

http://s1.proxy05.twitpic.com/photos/large/391253407.jpg

― jaxon, Wednesday, September 7, 2011 12:24 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

I have a feeling this is a german pig.

― dayo, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 10:05 (thirteen years ago)

third degree gurns

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Sunday, September 4, 2011 2:13 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl88tfoLysc

― am0n, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 18:38 (thirteen years ago)

http://twitter.com/#!/Nickelback/status/106573170160566272

― markers, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

favorite cybertreffener poll

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 21:56 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUm8wtDQgTU&feature=player_embedded

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 21:56 (thirteen years ago)

god damn it

As Seen On:
Tosh.0 Blog

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 21:58 (thirteen years ago)

+ that's a recorder, but it's cool

― Gus Van Sant's Gerry Blank (Eric H.), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 22:01 (thirteen years ago)

c'mon man it still makes me lose my shit

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 22:02 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, that's pretty hysterical; want to use it to signal the start of AN IMPORTANT INTERNET CONVERSATION

― thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 September 2011 00:01 (thirteen years ago)

http://sg.news.yahoo.com/chinese-married-couple-clueless-sex-040003352.html

does this tip over from the 'mostly sad' into the 'kind of sad, mostly lol' category?

― dayo, Friday, 9 September 2011 11:40 (thirteen years ago)

Sin Chew Daily

― goole, Friday, 9 September 2011 14:03 (thirteen years ago)

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-lykUv_gSmpg/Tmf7H9Qa4oI/AAAAAAAAAXQ/XIF_0lBLlGk/h301/baby%2Bwhale.png

― Yo wait a minute man, you better think about the world (dog latin), Friday, 9 September 2011 14:35 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEPvSo8bE2I

―  (gr8080), Friday, 9 September 2011 17:39 (thirteen years ago)

owned

― markers, Friday, 9 September 2011 17:46 (thirteen years ago)

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakeeeeeee

― dayo, Friday, 9 September 2011 17:48 (thirteen years ago)

must be some sort of safety advertisement

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Friday, 9 September 2011 18:52 (thirteen years ago)

i never tie my ikea shelves to the wall like you're supposed to

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Friday, 9 September 2011 18:52 (thirteen years ago)

there are three other videos on youtube building up to that one

― max, Friday, 9 September 2011 19:13 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.stopptdieshow.de/

― dayo, Friday, 9 September 2011 20:26 (thirteen years ago)

"do you believe everything you see on the web?"

is that right?

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Friday, 9 September 2011 21:55 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G46YMyQjBY

― gale delongcat (rip van wanko), Saturday, 10 September 2011 04:28 (thirteen years ago)

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqqtaaa8Fz1qi9dhho1_500.png

― dayo, Saturday, 10 September 2011 14:27 (thirteen years ago)

i heard those earrings were like 75k

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Saturday, 10 September 2011 16:11 (thirteen years ago)

JAPAN ERECTION

― õ_Ò (Pillbox), Saturday, 10 September 2011 17:15 (thirteen years ago)

so what platform is he running on again?

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Saturday, 10 September 2011 17:18 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn27sLE-R4s

― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 10 September 2011 17:19 (thirteen years ago)

loooool

―  (gr8080), Saturday, 10 September 2011 19:20 (thirteen years ago)

would love a transcription of that btw

― thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 10 September 2011 20:06 (thirteen years ago)

saw this last night. not sure what's funnier, the 1) constant sound of magnets a-joinin', the 2) boston terrier bursting through the magic mesh, or the 3) helpless woman engulfed in a swarm of invisible bugs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_XpMhYaBKg

― del griffith, Saturday, 10 September 2011 20:20 (thirteen years ago)

u won't have 2 use air conditioning lmao

― markers, Saturday, 10 September 2011 20:27 (thirteen years ago)

good pt imo

― markers, Saturday, 10 September 2011 20:27 (thirteen years ago)

i love the attention to detail at 1:15! the sound person noticed that the last magnet snapped a liiiiittle bit after the rest, and adjusted the sound effect accordingly. such craftsmanship!

― remember yr man when he's at wooooooooooork (Z S), Saturday, 10 September 2011 20:32 (thirteen years ago)

feel like those magnets would pose a danger to laptops

― Battlestar Gracián (crüt), Saturday, 10 September 2011 20:35 (thirteen years ago)

not to mention magnet therapy waistbands

― remember yr man when he's at wooooooooooork (Z S), Saturday, 10 September 2011 20:39 (thirteen years ago)

just take it down and store it away for next year

―  (gr8080), Saturday, 10 September 2011 21:14 (thirteen years ago)

It will last all season long.

In other words, I'd likely save my "free" magic mesh for next year.

Also, had to go back to :29 after it was all over and make sure I didn't dream that.

― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 10 September 2011 21:28 (thirteen years ago)

attach magic mesh around your baseball hat and make a portable Safety Fortress!

― remember yr man when he's at wooooooooooork (Z S), Saturday, 10 September 2011 21:32 (thirteen years ago)

i'm voting for the boston terrier's encore appearance

lol z s

―  (gr8080), Saturday, 10 September 2011 21:35 (thirteen years ago)

http://youhadabadday.com/

― markers, Sunday, 11 September 2011 05:56 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.mybaldlawyer.com/

― Battlestar Gracián (crüt), Sunday, 11 September 2011 06:31 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MeE9dN3T24

― Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 11 September 2011 11:34 (thirteen years ago)

markers i wonder if RENEGADE PASTOR needs to go on o_O thread

I am the father of two GORGEOUS daughters. I watch UFC, CSI, Burn Notice, White Collar, & NCIS. Any potential boys need to know - there will be NO evidence.
Posted 2 weeks ago

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Sunday, 11 September 2011 16:36 (thirteen years ago)

i have an annoying little dog who bangs on the screen door all day to get in and out. he poops in the backyard when i am not looking and as a result we have lots of flies. i live in southern california, so the flies are practically a year-round problem. is there any reason i shouldn't buy a magic mesh?

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Sunday, 11 September 2011 16:40 (thirteen years ago)

http://oi52.tinypic.com/avn1xx.jpg

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Sunday, 11 September 2011 16:49 (thirteen years ago)

Shift+tab, Enter imo

― remember yr man when he's at wooooooooooork (Z S), Sunday, 11 September 2011 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

this would work just as well w/o the magnets, i think.

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Sunday, 11 September 2011 17:41 (thirteen years ago)

and you could make it for like a dollar

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Sunday, 11 September 2011 17:41 (thirteen years ago)

moonship O_O

― markers, Sunday, 11 September 2011 18:06 (thirteen years ago)

will these keep flies out?

http://www.raftertales.com/wp-content/uploads/boys-bedroom-surfer-bead-door-curtain.jpg

http://hawaiiandays.com/bamboo-bead-curtains/pix/BFF-5250-bamboo-door-hanging-with-banana-tree555.jpg

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Sunday, 11 September 2011 19:17 (thirteen years ago)

maybe, but with the west nile virus sending untold dozens of californians to the hospital and/or the grave on an annual basis, you need to ask yourself if that's a risk you're really willing to take.

― del griffith, Sunday, 11 September 2011 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

if you find one w/ a weed leaf it def will

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 11 September 2011 19:47 (thirteen years ago)

i don't want to give people the wrong impression about me though

http://hawaiiandays.com/bamboo-bead-curtains/GLW2092-bamboo-doorway-beads-curtain-with-rastafari-lion.htm

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Sunday, 11 September 2011 20:03 (thirteen years ago)

i like this one too

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Bamboo-Beaded-Door-Curtain-Tranquil-Beach-Scene-/180669259828?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2a10ba2034#ht_1584wt_1114

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Sunday, 11 September 2011 20:03 (thirteen years ago)

you tried diatomaceous earth yet?

― balls, Sunday, 11 September 2011 20:04 (thirteen years ago)

you tried diatomaceous earth yet?

i am going to talk to my landlord about letting the lawn die and planting native grasses and succulents. need to look into diatomaceous earth.

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Sunday, 11 September 2011 20:50 (thirteen years ago)

You should consult the suburbs thread for jjjusten's take on "native plants" that I agree with.

― mh, Sunday, 11 September 2011 21:10 (thirteen years ago)

(hint: you just refer to whatever starts to grow in your yard when you don't weed it or spray shit on it as "native plants")

― mh, Sunday, 11 September 2011 21:10 (thirteen years ago)

but what if invasive species are what grows in your yard

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Sunday, 11 September 2011 21:23 (thirteen years ago)

beats me, the only thing that "naturally" grew in my region 200 years about was prairie grass and stuff. everything's invasive!

I do kill thistles though, those things are assholes

― mh, Sunday, 11 September 2011 21:27 (thirteen years ago)

there is a lively debate about it for sure

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/03/opinion/03Raffles.html?_r=2

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Sunday, 11 September 2011 21:34 (thirteen years ago)

WHO PUT THIS DICK ON MY BACK?

― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Monday, 12 September 2011 21:50 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/MF4r0.gif

― dayo, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 17:19 (thirteen years ago)

there is a track on the jurassic park OST called "dennis steals the embryo"

over time, as we made our way out of HS and into college, "dennis steals the embryo" became a euphemism for you-know-what

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:22 (thirteen years ago)

going to college?

― dayo, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:23 (thirteen years ago)

ripping off "The Conspirators" track from the JFK soundtrack

― Gus Van Sant's Gerry Blank (Eric H.), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:25 (thirteen years ago)

We played the theme to Jurassic Park in middle school orchestra and we kept coming up with lyrics to it.

"I'm a diiiiinosaur, I'm a diiiiinosaur" was my fave

― mh, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

we also played the theme to Jurassic Park in middle school. we weren't that creative, so we just whispered "welcome to...JURASSIC PAAAAAAARK!" and "hold on to your butts" to each other

― remember yr man when he's at wooooooooooork (Z S), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

I like the way that Richard Attenborough says 'Die-no-sour' with a weird Southern accent in the film. I had it as my ringtone for a while.

― remy bean, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

it's a meme guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il85E-ms-44

― you got me again, beets!!! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 21:13 (thirteen years ago)

is dayo's gif from tree of life

― is it hrostep? (cozen), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 21:21 (thirteen years ago)

i say "Welcome... to Jurassic Park" every time i'm taking visitors hiking/on a driving tour and we round a corner that opens on a beautiful vista. Never gets old.

―  (gr8080), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:08 (thirteen years ago)

I guess if oliver stone made a movie about it it's okay to parody it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR0SCOj57sY

― dayo, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 10:10 (thirteen years ago)

what the flipping fuck

― mh, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 14:39 (thirteen years ago)

"A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep." - saul bellow

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 16:52 (thirteen years ago)

I, TOO, PLAYED THE JURASSIC PARK THEME SONG IN MIDDLE SCHOOL BAND

― homosexual II, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:35 (thirteen years ago)

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2011/9/14/10/kanye-wests-biggest-fan-489-1316012377-6.jpg

― jaxon, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:36 (thirteen years ago)

Plz share yr middle school JP jokes Mandee

― remember yr man when he's at wooooooooooork (Z S), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:37 (thirteen years ago)

Jurassic Park, Pokeman, Lion King, Space Jam... these are what makes me feel like an old man on ILX sometimes.

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 23:46 (thirteen years ago)

I think Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is about as far up as I go.

That and Green Day.

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 23:47 (thirteen years ago)

green day is like a decade after TMNT in my memory, even though irl they overlapped

―  (gr8080), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 23:57 (thirteen years ago)

there's like a subjective aesthetic experience that trumps the actual cultural one, some kind of wacky stage of development

period i. mom's a band musician, so i like Sousa and Rogers & Hammerstein musicals

period ii. I discover jug band LPs in my parents record cabinet, and when they're away from the house I listen to these, tom lehrer, and have strange feelings about the girl on teh cover of Whipped Cream and Other Delights

period iii. i see Blues Brothers and get into blues, but can't find them anywhere so i settle on "raps" b/c they are prevalent and cool

period iv. i move to a mainly white school where raps are "bad", so i pretend to like the same shit everybody likes and end up w/ a gin blossoms t-shirt and sheryl crow pin

period v. i see charlie musselwhite live and remember i like the blues, so i go to a show and everybody is mean and like 'what are you doing here, kid?" so i go home and listen to The Cure pick-of-the-month that my sister got from Columbia house and hates. I fake a knowledge of punk, and convince nobody.

― remy bean, Thursday, 15 September 2011 00:06 (thirteen years ago)

Last time I mention playing Jurassic park in middle school band, but was your version a John Williams suite that segued into schindlers list and then ended on a triumphant rendition of the Indiana jones theme song? That was a weird fucking suite

― remember yr man when he's at wooooooooooork (Z S), Thursday, 15 September 2011 00:06 (thirteen years ago)

^^^ the kids at my school played that LAST YEAR but it has been rewritten to include the NEW indiana jones music

― remy bean, Thursday, 15 September 2011 00:08 (thirteen years ago)

I'll never forgive Hitler for killing all the dinosaurs

― dayo, Thursday, 15 September 2011 00:09 (thirteen years ago)

nothing like hearing an imbalance of woodwinds goosing out a half-assed crystal skull to the farting of a suzuki trumpet three measures behind

― remy bean, Thursday, 15 September 2011 00:10 (thirteen years ago)

I'll never forgive Hitler for killing all the dinosaurs

~lol~

― remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 15 September 2011 02:34 (thirteen years ago)

Last time I mention playing Jurassic park in middle school band, but was your version a John Williams suite that segued into schindlers list and then ended on a triumphant rendition of the Indiana jones theme song? That was a weird fucking suite

srsly think I may have played this

― remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 15 September 2011 02:35 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8zlUUrFK-M
Uploaded by xithe on Jan 29, 2008
Probably the most beautiful piece of music ever made!

After reading a lot of comments, i started to get a bit emotional. So much people that have the same feelings about this theme and movie.

― remember yr man when he's at wooooooooooork (Z S), Thursday, 15 September 2011 02:39 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDO9vpKs4XE

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

― remember yr man when he's at wooooooooooork (Z S), Thursday, 15 September 2011 02:41 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8ZA3IvZnCo&feature=player_embedded

― occam's hellraiser (latebloomer), Thursday, 15 September 2011 02:47 (thirteen years ago)

wait for it.

― occam's hellraiser (latebloomer), Thursday, 15 September 2011 02:47 (thirteen years ago)

HOLY SHIT

― remember yr man when he's at wooooooooooork (Z S), Thursday, 15 September 2011 02:52 (thirteen years ago)

hope you don't mind if i post that in my facebook feed
jeezus man

― remember yr man when he's at wooooooooooork (Z S), Thursday, 15 September 2011 02:53 (thirteen years ago)

lol!

― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, 15 September 2011 02:54 (thirteen years ago)

haha what the hell

― goole, Thursday, 15 September 2011 03:29 (thirteen years ago)

that is just absolutely murdering me

― max, Thursday, 15 September 2011 03:32 (thirteen years ago)

i have watched that five times already

― remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 15 September 2011 03:40 (thirteen years ago)

i've now watched the dozen+ tommy lee jones suntory Boss coffee commercials

― remember yr man when he's at wooooooooooork (Z S), Thursday, 15 September 2011 03:43 (thirteen years ago)

latebloomer!

oh jesus christ was not expecting that

― mh, Thursday, 15 September 2011 04:00 (thirteen years ago)

hope you don't mind if i post that in my facebook feed

Um, this is basically my go-to thread to rip stuff off for my Facebook wall.

― michael assbender (Eric H.), Thursday, 15 September 2011 04:31 (thirteen years ago)

one of these things is not like the other

― you got me again, beets!!! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 September 2011 05:31 (thirteen years ago)

diff TLJ japanese coffee ad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08foUOtIVyg

―  (gr8080), Thursday, 15 September 2011 09:34 (thirteen years ago)

more importantly where can I get some glasses like the guy has playing the piano o_o

― dayo, Thursday, 15 September 2011 10:21 (thirteen years ago)

japan

― remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 15 September 2011 14:38 (thirteen years ago)

when I was there 4 years ago and his suntory ads were plastered up all over the subway

http://www.flickr.com/photos/edwardiii/1584596080/

― black metal version of "the boy with the thorn in his side" (Edward III), Thursday, 15 September 2011 14:50 (thirteen years ago)

like a BAWSE

― A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:11 (thirteen years ago)

where can i find translations of those ads?

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Thursday, 15 September 2011 15:21 (thirteen years ago)

more importantly where can I get some glasses like the guy has playing the piano o_o

― dayo, Thursday, 15 September 2011 10:21 (7 hours ago)

think this guy is ryuichi sakamoto

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 15 September 2011 17:25 (thirteen years ago)

call ryuichi sakamoto for those glasses

― goole, Thursday, 15 September 2011 17:45 (thirteen years ago)

yellow magic glasses

― mh, Thursday, 15 September 2011 17:46 (thirteen years ago)

anybody got ryuichi sakamoto's number

― dayo, Thursday, 15 September 2011 17:46 (thirteen years ago)

the 'old japanese guy, flowing hair, cool black glasses' is definitely a thing

― dayo, Thursday, 15 September 2011 17:47 (thirteen years ago)

only wears black or grey

― dayo, Thursday, 15 September 2011 17:47 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S75Rfva9O8

― jaxon, Thursday, 15 September 2011 18:08 (thirteen years ago)

Haha, got me. Whole time I was being a wise ass thinking, Oh no way is she even going over 40.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 15 September 2011 18:19 (thirteen years ago)

that is great

― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Thursday, 15 September 2011 18:21 (thirteen years ago)

Saw that one coming 65 miles away.

― michael assbender (Eric H.), Thursday, 15 September 2011 18:22 (thirteen years ago)

so you stepped on it?

― dayo, Thursday, 15 September 2011 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

No, I didn't get there in time. I was 65 miles away.

― michael assbender (Eric H.), Thursday, 15 September 2011 20:31 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5S-a4Ex5Rw

― jaxon, Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:46 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHZH_8Ly-u8

― am0n, Friday, 16 September 2011 15:26 (thirteen years ago)

haha

― Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 16 September 2011 15:57 (thirteen years ago)

give this guy a tv show NOW

― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Friday, 16 September 2011 15:59 (thirteen years ago)

it does indeed

― goole, Friday, 16 September 2011 16:11 (thirteen years ago)

girls in the background and news anchors OTM

― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Friday, 16 September 2011 16:29 (thirteen years ago)

lol the news anchors

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 16 September 2011 17:16 (thirteen years ago)

I was in a p bad car crash last year, it happened on a residential street, was knocked unconscious for a bit but otherwise walked away from it physically fine, but, when I woke up, there was this giant old white dude, huge guy, with this really thick southern accent, looking through the window at me, he was the first thing I saw, and he just shouted THAT'LL SURE WAKE YA UP and started cackling

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 16 September 2011 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

haha, sorry.

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 16 September 2011 17:34 (thirteen years ago)

have we had CNN plays the wrong music and apologises?

― is it shakeymostep? (cozen), Friday, 16 September 2011 19:33 (thirteen years ago)

I don't think so but that's fucking hysterical

― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Friday, 16 September 2011 19:34 (thirteen years ago)

please post

― goole, Friday, 16 September 2011 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MrSLna8lto

― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Friday, 16 September 2011 19:36 (thirteen years ago)

oh that's the wrong one

― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Friday, 16 September 2011 19:36 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oF1pf5V-SQ&feature=player_embedded

― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Friday, 16 September 2011 19:38 (thirteen years ago)

oh i couldn't make it through to the apology on that one

― goole, Friday, 16 September 2011 19:40 (thirteen years ago)

It wasn't music that contained an offensive expletive, but simply "the wrong music"?

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 16 September 2011 19:40 (thirteen years ago)

For what news segment was that one cued up as "the right music" for?

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 16 September 2011 19:41 (thirteen years ago)

the excerpt of "Fantastic Voyage" they used had "n*gga" in it, which is what they were apologizing for

the REALLY hysterical one was already taken down from Youtube afaict

― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Friday, 16 September 2011 19:42 (thirteen years ago)

that lady is 103?!

― partistan (dayo), Friday, 16 September 2011 19:42 (thirteen years ago)

I hope I'm driving a 2036 Chrysler when I'm her age!

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 16 September 2011 19:45 (thirteen years ago)

Anyway, all I was saying was that I guess I'm missing what news segment that excerpt would have been appropriate for.

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 16 September 2011 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

the best fake version of that is w/ lil b's "won ton soup"

―  (gr8080), Friday, 16 September 2011 20:00 (thirteen years ago)

Good points made by Geir

― Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Monday, 19 September 2011 11:41 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPbVRpRgHso

― am0n, Monday, 19 September 2011 14:30 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MYW3xJLxwg

― am0n, Monday, 19 September 2011 14:34 (thirteen years ago)

lol Germans. smdh.

― ᒓᴥᒔ (ENBB), Monday, 19 September 2011 14:55 (thirteen years ago)

I can't decide which I love more tbh.

― ᒓᴥᒔ (ENBB), Monday, 19 September 2011 14:56 (thirteen years ago)

there is something about being under a bridge that is totally rad

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:02 (thirteen years ago)

ok frank

― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:09 (thirteen years ago)

lol

― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:22 (thirteen years ago)

idgi

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:33 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuEoyYfQNzA

― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:34 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G825I41SRHQ&feature=related

― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:36 (thirteen years ago)

ok so no youtubes seem to be about frank and charlie hanging out under the bridge but whateva

― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:37 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.youtuberepeat.com/watch/?v=7HTzQqGQ00k&NR=1

― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:38 (thirteen years ago)

oh right that

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:40 (thirteen years ago)

The industrial vogue oh hell yes.

― Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:56 (thirteen years ago)

Those guys are not half bad dancers!

― Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:56 (thirteen years ago)

They all have basically one move that they're able to make into the rave version of a seamless .gif

― michael assbender (Eric H.), Monday, 19 September 2011 16:59 (thirteen years ago)

i liek this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nxquhbA_vs

― goole, Monday, 19 September 2011 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0rWkgfe18E

― am0n, Monday, 19 September 2011 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

xxp but sometimes they do it with one foot up.

― Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZcT7drtwtE

― am0n, Monday, 19 September 2011 17:12 (thirteen years ago)

omg waht

I liked the Move It one too but that's probably because I love that song.

― ᒓᴥᒔ (ENBB), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:27 (thirteen years ago)

They all have basically one move that they're able to make into the rave version of a seamless .gif

Not that this isn't lolsy, because I think it is! But you could say that about all impromptu dance styles, kinda?

― Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:27 (thirteen years ago)

Anyway, the kid w the black skirt and the cross over his heart is my fave. I think he shows real promise.

― Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Monday, 19 September 2011 17:29 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM3xf87CbIQ&feature=player_profilepage#t=132s

― rustic italian flatbread, Monday, 19 September 2011 18:35 (thirteen years ago)

to continue the theme

― rustic italian flatbread, Monday, 19 September 2011 18:36 (thirteen years ago)

That's depressing. Not on theme at all, the German anarcho-ravers are the OPPOSITE of depressing!

― Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Monday, 19 September 2011 18:45 (thirteen years ago)

Agreed.

― ᒓᴥᒔ (ENBB), Monday, 19 September 2011 18:47 (thirteen years ago)

[N:O:I:D]

― del griffith, Monday, 19 September 2011 18:47 (thirteen years ago)

depressing? how? i just see GOOD TIMES

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Monday, 19 September 2011 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

that video is hilarious and was posted to this thread (or maybe the 1p3 one) by vahid a week ago

xpost lol otm

―  (gr8080), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:01 (thirteen years ago)

not advocating ketamine tho

―  (gr8080), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

every one is better than the last

http://www.mikesacks.com/wp/photos-of-tv/

― jaxon, Monday, 19 September 2011 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eD9D4XTBfs

(never mind the subtitles, this video became somewhat of a "hitler hears about x" video in Holland)

― Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

dying @ http://www.mikesacks.com/wp/photos-of-tv/

http://www.mikesacks.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/IMG00350-20110326-2110-600x450.jpg

― Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:06 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.mikesacks.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/mjking-600x450.jpg

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 19 September 2011 19:07 (thirteen years ago)

i want to c&p each and every one

― goole, Monday, 19 September 2011 19:09 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.mikesacks.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/CIMG31211-600x450.jpg

― Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:09 (thirteen years ago)

OMG DYING

― ᒓᴥᒔ (ENBB), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:10 (thirteen years ago)

i want to c&p each and every one

― goole, Monday, September 19, 2011 3:09 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

― ᒓᴥᒔ (ENBB), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:10 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.mikesacks.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/tv014_loves_bone_lick_park.jpg

― goole, Monday, 19 September 2011 19:11 (thirteen years ago)

my favorite thing about that website is that every photo looks like it was taken of a 13" oldschool TV

― Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:14 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.mikesacks.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/new_set_2.jpg

I probably shouldn't know that this screen grab is from a particularly riveting and dramatic episode of Wife Swap in which Buzzard was caught helping himself to food and wine each night and subsequently fired from his position.

― ᒓᴥᒔ (ENBB), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:14 (thirteen years ago)

Oh wait - it was Kitchen Nightmares not Wife Swap - my b.

― ᒓᴥᒔ (ENBB), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:15 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.mikesacks.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/dipsydoo_4web.jpg

― ᒓᴥᒔ (ENBB), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:16 (thirteen years ago)

Gold website

― Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:17 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cjG36zJfYg

― maxmombuffsnads (cozen), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:21 (thirteen years ago)

wow, that site is KILLING me
i am strongly recommending everyone pick one as a new DN and we start a confusing new trend

― Dudley Daigle: Tugboat Captain (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:21 (thirteen years ago)

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-iot8mpZfgxA/TnT8CkUP2SI/AAAAAAAAAvs/fF3QMGZBNlk/Fat-Indian-Kiddo.gif

― maxmombuffsnads (cozen), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:22 (thirteen years ago)

make sure to include a colon

― Dudley Daigle: Tugboat Captain (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:22 (thirteen years ago)

thanks to that website I now know there are people named 'debralyn'

also

http://www.mikesacks.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/tv007_becky_grimmer.jpg

― Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:23 (thirteen years ago)

oh god
http://www.mikesacks.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/new_set_7.jpg

― Dudley Daigle: Tugboat Captain (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:25 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.mikesacks.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/Smelly1-600x450.jpg

― am0n, Monday, 19 September 2011 19:32 (thirteen years ago)

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/music/Pix/pictures/2009/2/26/1235654483918/Erasures-Andy-Bell-perfor-001.jpg

― ᒓᴥᒔ (ENBB), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:33 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.mikesacks.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/tv015_big_x_aka_cereal_man.jpg

HOOOOOOOOOS

― mh, Monday, 19 September 2011 19:34 (thirteen years ago)

omg @ BIG HOOS LOOPS aka CEREAL MAN

― Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

omg

not at the hoos thing nec although there is that, but just, i want to know more

― ᒓᴥᒔ (ENBB), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

that is amazing

― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

the "so I had sex with a pinata" series of silhouettes gets me every time

― mh, Monday, 19 September 2011 19:39 (thirteen years ago)

^^ ?

― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:45 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.mikesacks.com/wp/photos-of-tv

2/3rds of the way down

― mh, Monday, 19 September 2011 19:51 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.mikesacks.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/new_set_9.jpg

;_;

― Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 19 September 2011 19:52 (thirteen years ago)

big day for this thread!

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 19 September 2011 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

i am strongly recommending everyone pick one as a new DN and we start a confusing new trend

love it

― funk master friendly (moonship journey to baja), Monday, 19 September 2011 21:11 (thirteen years ago)

not a bad idea!

― PIG ON THE LAM (del griffith), Monday, 19 September 2011 21:15 (thirteen years ago)

dibs

― banana mogul (goole), Monday, 19 September 2011 21:17 (thirteen years ago)

heyooo

― so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Monday, 19 September 2011 21:26 (thirteen years ago)

ayo

― 'Main Shop of Love' Gigolo (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 19 September 2011 22:09 (thirteen years ago)

reporting for duty

― smelly's wife (rustic italian flatbread), Monday, 19 September 2011 22:16 (thirteen years ago)

wau

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 19 September 2011 22:48 (thirteen years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrjj3jrH6z1qk9furo2_250.gif

― rebels against newton (Z S), Monday, 19 September 2011 23:11 (thirteen years ago)

o hai

― HOOTERS FOOD AND BEVERAGE (Pillbox), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 04:33 (thirteen years ago)

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6205/6038510515_256f116e08_o_d.gif

― smelly's wife (am0n), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 17:08 (thirteen years ago)

omg that thing is hilarious!

― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 17:09 (thirteen years ago)

*bonk* *bonk* *bonk* *bonk* *drops cracker* *bonk* *bonk*

― am0n, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 17:13 (thirteen years ago)

didn't that just get posted a week ago? feel like this board is running in circles sometimes.

― funk master friendly (moonship journey to baja), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 18:42 (thirteen years ago)

xp new board description

― Kerm, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 18:44 (thirteen years ago)

i admit i didn't load the 4052 other messages to check

― am0n, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 18:45 (thirteen years ago)

whatever

it's classic enough for two posts imo

― will eat pudding (ENBB), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 18:47 (thirteen years ago)

that bird is a dumbass

― will eat pudding (ENBB), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 18:47 (thirteen years ago)

yeah it'd be really helpful if there was a feature on here that would tell you if something you've posted has been posted before...

oh wait there is

― Kerm, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 18:50 (thirteen years ago)

u cranky

― will eat pudding (ENBB), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 18:52 (thirteen years ago)

not really kerm

― funk master friendly (moonship journey to baja), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 18:52 (thirteen years ago)

uh scuse me i was making a "don't worry, an ilxor will let you know" joke...

― Kerm, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 18:54 (thirteen years ago)

i do not get cranky, and frankly i am a little butthurt that you would jump to that conclusion, Erica...

― Kerm, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 18:55 (thirteen years ago)

just letting u know

― funk master friendly (moonship journey to baja), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 18:56 (thirteen years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-w_irT56p_xI/Tdp0ibJExDI/AAAAAAAAAv4/2BHGtaYPMcQ/s1600/thumbs-up-animated.gif

― am0n, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

yeah it'd be really helpful if there was a feature on here that would tell you if something you've posted has been posted before...

oh wait there is

― Kerm, Tuesday, September 20, 2011 2:50 PM

yah def, search "seagull stealing food, crashing into glass," find gif

― http://bit.ly/qzUqSx (markers), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

Is Ned Ragett a Seagull?

― am0n, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 19:01 (thirteen years ago)

last summer when i was visiting the UK i was sooooo happy when we went down to brighton for a day and i spotted a seagull in my cousin's backyard. cured my homesickness instantly. love those little fuckers.

seagulls are really stupid BTW and regularly get their asses kicked by teams of mockingbirds and crows.

― funk master friendly (moonship journey to baja), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 19:08 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wh_bifwDoQ

― 'Main Shop of Love' Gigolo (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 10:40 (thirteen years ago)

wkiw

―  (gr8080), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 14:06 (thirteen years ago)

"think you fooked that one"

― banana mogul (goole), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 15:39 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/gk5fh.png

― Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:15 (thirteen years ago)

can anyone point me towards a vid of some crazy out of time teen reggae band from manitoba (or somewhere else in canada) that was posted many LOLz threads ago?

― jed_, Thursday, 22 September 2011 01:03 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jYMP1tz02Q

― banana mogul (goole), Thursday, 22 September 2011 01:47 (thirteen years ago)

deep lols

― Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Thursday, 22 September 2011 01:54 (thirteen years ago)

Jesus that's the funniest thing ever.

― you've got male (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 22 September 2011 04:04 (thirteen years ago)

it's.... kind of groovy.

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 22 September 2011 05:23 (thirteen years ago)

i really loved that video the first time i ever saw it, and i love it equally today

― del griffith, Thursday, 22 September 2011 05:49 (thirteen years ago)

jah wept

― hipster axes of evil (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 September 2011 06:47 (thirteen years ago)

encouraging stares of main singer at awkward, secondary singer are really sweet

― 347.239.9791 stench hotline (schlump), Thursday, 22 September 2011 09:17 (thirteen years ago)

thanks goole!

― I have an infamous queef post? (jed_), Friday, 23 September 2011 00:31 (thirteen years ago)

i searched for "gancha"

― banana mogul (goole), Friday, 23 September 2011 01:03 (thirteen years ago)

whatcha gonna do when your search for "gancha" returns no results

― del griffith, Friday, 23 September 2011 01:06 (thirteen years ago)

lol

awwwww

those guys

― will eat pudding (ENBB), Friday, 23 September 2011 01:08 (thirteen years ago)

amazing video

― markers, Friday, 23 September 2011 01:29 (thirteen years ago)

important question too

― markers, Friday, 23 September 2011 01:30 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.fuckoffdad.com/

― del griffith, Friday, 23 September 2011 21:05 (thirteen years ago)

link to the funny bit?

― I have an infamous queef post? (jed_), Saturday, 24 September 2011 00:07 (thirteen years ago)

fucking hell "Crazy Frog September 11", so may conflicting emotions in 3.5 minutes. that's really something. kind of amazing.

― I have an infamous queef post? (jed_), Saturday, 24 September 2011 00:47 (thirteen years ago)

jed_

― del griffith, Saturday, 24 September 2011 01:25 (thirteen years ago)

yes, del griffith?

― I have an infamous queef post? (jed_), Saturday, 24 September 2011 12:31 (thirteen years ago)

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/294344_10150289329608067_721868066_8179910_1134618305_n.jpg

― jaxon, Monday, 26 September 2011 20:32 (thirteen years ago)

TERRIBLE photoshop tho

― jaxon, Monday, 26 September 2011 20:33 (thirteen years ago)

Oh, I don't know. Pretty hard to photoshop such convincing shadows such as those.

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/Ti42/Smilies/smiley-face-cool-2.gif

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 26 September 2011 20:50 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vt92oo5jcs&NR=1

― thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 06:00 (thirteen years ago)

― I AM THE CROOT (crüt), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 06:08 (thirteen years ago)

that video is a gift

― markers, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 06:14 (thirteen years ago)

i have to cool down, man

i have to cool down

― thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 06:17 (thirteen years ago)

this guy has to cool down, man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPJ910N9Rdo

― jaxon, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 21:04 (thirteen years ago)

Estrella
Dammmm

― Dudley Daigle: Tugboat Captain (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 21:27 (thirteen years ago)

como una puta en la iglesia

― banana mogul (goole), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 21:29 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhKUcA7Prl8

― am0n, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:02 (thirteen years ago)

the prince's purple butt

― am0n, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 22:02 (thirteen years ago)

http://vimeo.com/29455771

― wasabi pea-sized masculinity (latebloomer), Thursday, 29 September 2011 01:11 (thirteen years ago)

http://youtu.be/eoLHrq3z060?t=41s

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 29 September 2011 03:32 (thirteen years ago)

i kinda miss when videos were all just the band playing in front of nondescript backdrops with a cheesy camera trick going on somewhere nearby.

i miss...the 90's.

― wasabi pea-sized masculinity (latebloomer), Thursday, 29 September 2011 03:55 (thirteen years ago)

(not really)

― wasabi pea-sized masculinity (latebloomer), Thursday, 29 September 2011 03:55 (thirteen years ago)

sorta

― wasabi pea-sized masculinity (latebloomer), Thursday, 29 September 2011 03:55 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRSfpxSKbYs
I like it when people recreate old school cheesy camera tricks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTFCp3UbmFk

― ℓ٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥υ (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 29 September 2011 04:01 (thirteen years ago)

This is pretty much what I expected the 90s to look like, based on first impressions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5IMmgxtCYM

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 29 September 2011 04:11 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhDhDRvHaGs&feature=player_embedded

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 30 September 2011 02:54 (thirteen years ago)

lol

― am0n, Friday, 30 September 2011 15:53 (thirteen years ago)

w vote 4

― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Friday, 30 September 2011 15:58 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zxxM9EYQzY

― del griffith, Monday, 3 October 2011 01:52 (thirteen years ago)

fully supporting this

― thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 3 October 2011 12:42 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_-NfKakS6A&feature=youtu.be

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 00:34 (thirteen years ago)

so x-posting that

― （╯°□°）╯︵ mode squad） (dayo), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 01:06 (thirteen years ago)

jesus, man is 100% classic material

― thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 15:12 (thirteen years ago)

otm but i feel like we're cheated out of scotty's bemused reaction shot

― honest weights, square dealings (schlump), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 15:14 (thirteen years ago)

uhhh sure, jesus bro, peace out

― honest weights, square dealings (schlump), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 15:14 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdtbm3FE_Ew

― Logg \ O / Logg (crüt), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 15:14 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2kXRhdt2Ms

― Dudley Daigle: Tugboat Captain (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 15:33 (thirteen years ago)

for fans of "goat that yells like man"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJQGuWTtTD4&

― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 23:58 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, I just lost it.

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:08 (thirteen years ago)

i must've missed this meme but this one had me dyin http://i.qkme.me/355bt7.jpg

― ∞th-wave ska (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 01:25 (thirteen years ago)

MO8G - musically oblivious 8th grader

― ∞th-wave ska (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 01:25 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbbPYfW2s-E

― Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 11:07 (thirteen years ago)

just got really distracted and ordered that

― honest weights, square dealings (schlump), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 11:11 (thirteen years ago)

Related videos from that led to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IrlhLF1c3k

― joygoat, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 15:37 (thirteen years ago)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

― thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 15:44 (thirteen years ago)

hahaha

(1/2 tempted)

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 15:53 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOjVV3U3bLg

― lol-qaeda (am0n), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 16:37 (thirteen years ago)

lol nice

This has been KILLING me since last night.

http://i52.tinypic.com/9krr00.jpg

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 17:29 (thirteen years ago)

aaaahahahahahaha

― Z S, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 17:34 (thirteen years ago)

I can't stop laughing.

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 17:34 (thirteen years ago)

Hello

Yes, this is new profile pic

― michael assbender (Eric H.), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 18:07 (thirteen years ago)

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 18:08 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LFB6LQ1-WKU

"tell her i'll break a tree root up in her shrimp"

― thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 18:17 (thirteen years ago)

"of course there's nowhere in time for all of us to party, tunaface"

― thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 18:18 (thirteen years ago)

jesus god

― thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 18:19 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/VqVwR.jpg

― （╯°□°）╯︵ ya, （╯°□°）╯︵ ya for real (gbx), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

omg

― thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 18:27 (thirteen years ago)

Hehe makes me think of what I stumbled upon today, no offense 0wen:

http://i1198.photobucket.com/albums/aa446/frankiesgifs/tumblr_lh8m09UmjI1qc75ay.gif

― Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 18:29 (thirteen years ago)

Not being able to conjugate the archaic second person isn't really all that funny.

― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 18:31 (thirteen years ago)

Sorry, it's well-respected ILX-user and musician 0wen P4ll3t!

― Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 18:35 (thirteen years ago)

After finding his phone number, we called "Scotty" from Second Glance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXLCAwVgb-c

― lol-qaeda (am0n), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 19:24 (thirteen years ago)

haha

― Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 19:26 (thirteen years ago)

why is that dog so funny? i don't know. but it is. dog, i love you. come home with me and answer my phone.

― remy bean, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 19:28 (thirteen years ago)

<3 dog

― (╯° □ °)╯did ✈ ▌▌ (cozen), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 19:56 (thirteen years ago)

it looks like they're morphing from left to right

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/5734/61373099.jpg

― jaxon, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 23:17 (thirteen years ago)

yoko is morphing into ... is that whitney?

― funk master friendly (moonship journey to baja), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 23:19 (thirteen years ago)

― max, Thursday, 6 October 2011 01:11 (thirteen years ago)

i looked at that picture for too long

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 6 October 2011 01:33 (thirteen years ago)

i think it moved

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 6 October 2011 01:34 (thirteen years ago)

seriously, who did yoko's hair like that?

― jaxon, Thursday, 6 October 2011 06:08 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtT9X4eT_Ss

― Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 6 October 2011 09:01 (thirteen years ago)

hilar

― （╯°□°）╯︵ ya, （╯°□°）╯︵ ya for real (gbx), Thursday, 6 October 2011 14:59 (thirteen years ago)

Cozen posted that on my FB wall last night. I watched it at least 5 times. I was dying.

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 6 October 2011 15:00 (thirteen years ago)

love this!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/scared-bros-at-a-haunted-house

― jaxon, Thursday, 6 October 2011 19:50 (thirteen years ago)

so much hugging/shirt pulling!

― jaxon, Thursday, 6 October 2011 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

ahhhh that is amazing

― max, Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

i love that so much
dying

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:16 (thirteen years ago)

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2011/10/6/11/enhanced-buzz-32041-1317916773-35.jpg

shittiest boyband

― banana mogul (goole), Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:16 (thirteen years ago)

beastie boyband

― Tipper Goregrind (crüt), Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:18 (thirteen years ago)

they must tell them to do that thing where they're in a line with each person with their hands on the shoulders in front of them

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:20 (thirteen years ago)

i'm thinking it's pitch black and everyone's holding the person in front of them because they can't see otherwise

― jaxon, Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:21 (thirteen years ago)

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2011/10/6/11/enhanced-buzz-32045-1317914921-32.jpg

when running a train runs off the tracks

― dayo, Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:24 (thirteen years ago)

human douchipede

― banana mogul (goole), Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:26 (thirteen years ago)

aw but they're so adorable

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:26 (thirteen years ago)

how the guy at the back has actually reached around the guy in front of him to clutch the t-shirt of the next guy up

― dayo, Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:27 (thirteen years ago)

aaaaaaahhahahaha

I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE LOOKING AT!!!

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:28 (thirteen years ago)

these are kind of gorgeous/haunting, someone should print them really nicely and do an exhibition

― max, Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:28 (thirteen years ago)

or paint them in the style of the dutch masters

― max, Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:29 (thirteen years ago)

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2011/10/6/11/enhanced-buzz-32039-1317915928-43.jpg

lollin at the discrepancy between the guy's shirt and his expression

― dayo, Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:30 (thirteen years ago)

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2011/10/6/11/enhanced-buzz-24796-1317916240-36.jpg

this one's for horseshoe

― dayo, Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:30 (thirteen years ago)

"we're 3-1?!"

― dayo, Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:30 (thirteen years ago)

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2011/10/6/11/enhanced-buzz-25157-1317916226-40.jpg

omg

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:31 (thirteen years ago)

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web03/2011/10/6/11/enhanced-buzz-27966-1317916203-4.jpg

Love her

― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:33 (thirteen years ago)

yeah that one is gold

― banana mogul (goole), Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:35 (thirteen years ago)

You're in "haunted" fuckin' house! Get a grip!

― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:36 (thirteen years ago)

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2011/10/6/11/enhanced-buzz-25268-1317916384-53.jpg

― dayo, Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:39 (thirteen years ago)

elmo OTM

― the tax avocado (DJP), Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:40 (thirteen years ago)

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6156/6170645460_041b8b027a_z.jpg

I love the mom.

― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:40 (thirteen years ago)

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6191/6141528798_a1b7e02290_z.jpg

Guy on the right in green

― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:43 (thirteen years ago)

jim carrey?

― remy bean, Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

Lot of good quality derp here

― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:46 (thirteen years ago)

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6082/6124696247_c7af0424de_z.jpg

― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

I love the one of the 3 Afr-Am boys with the whatever team Buffalo something tops, because of the one on the far right whose face says, "In just a second, I will think of what to do in this situation, and that thing will be....RUUUUNNNN!!!" like Scooby-Doo styleee.

― WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:48 (thirteen years ago)

scarebros is all time

― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:48 (thirteen years ago)

god all of these are so good

― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:48 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/3XFBM.jpg

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:54 (thirteen years ago)

haha girl on the right is outta there

― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6010/5985156075_a6606b4ffd_z.jpg

aaaaaaahahahahaaaa

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 6 October 2011 21:02 (thirteen years ago)

disturbed indeed

― thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 6 October 2011 21:02 (thirteen years ago)

markers to thread

― dayo, Thursday, 6 October 2011 21:02 (thirteen years ago)

that dude is not down with the sickness at all

― the tax avocado (DJP), Thursday, 6 October 2011 21:03 (thirteen years ago)

these are amazing!

― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 6 October 2011 21:06 (thirteen years ago)

there are so many!!

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4019/5079633736_f2fbaba41f_z.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 6 October 2011 21:12 (thirteen years ago)

HAHAHAHA

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 6 October 2011 21:13 (thirteen years ago)

btw like 10 of us have already shared this on FB

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 6 October 2011 21:13 (thirteen years ago)

from this thread, I mean

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 6 October 2011 21:13 (thirteen years ago)

but mine had the best caption

― dayo, Thursday, 6 October 2011 21:14 (thirteen years ago)

half of these seem to reveal "i love you guys so much", the other half, "i fucking hate this woman"

― banana mogul (goole), Thursday, 6 October 2011 21:16 (thirteen years ago)

a coworker just showed me one of her from a few years ago!

― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 6 October 2011 21:35 (thirteen years ago)

rofl

― Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 6 October 2011 21:39 (thirteen years ago)

This thread generally
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=85428#unread

― Disraeli Geirs (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 October 2011 23:20 (thirteen years ago)

that's also a post-HCB critique, too.

btw like 10 of us have already shared this on FB

and a handful of my non ilxors have subsequently reshared. wildfire

― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Thursday, 6 October 2011 23:44 (thirteen years ago)

durr iphone

― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Thursday, 6 October 2011 23:52 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.ebay.com/itm/2006-One-Hundred-100-Dollar-Bill-Star-Note-/110752936886?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item19c963b3b6#ht_500wt_1078

― dayo, Friday, 7 October 2011 00:51 (thirteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_note

― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 7 October 2011 01:05 (thirteen years ago)

By their nature, star notes are more scarce than notes with standard serial numbers and as such are widely collected by hobbyists. Some of the highest prices paid for modern (post-1928) U.S. banknotes have been for star notes.

― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 7 October 2011 01:06 (thirteen years ago)

SORRY DAYO

LOL DENIED

― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 7 October 2011 01:06 (thirteen years ago)

damn numismatists

― dayo, Friday, 7 October 2011 01:21 (thirteen years ago)

G80, ever come across one of those HAWAII 20s?

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 7 October 2011 02:41 (thirteen years ago)

too busy searching for dimes lol mirit

― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 October 2011 03:44 (thirteen years ago)

ba ~ dum *tiss*

http://www.coconutjoe.com/assets/paulkap.jpg

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 7 October 2011 03:48 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/2V5w6.gif

― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 7 October 2011 04:03 (thirteen years ago)

Dog is terrified of Julia Roberts meanwhile babby thinks Brad Pitt is cute:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aL6GgbafGTY&feature=player_embedded

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Friday, 7 October 2011 17:48 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/scwcK.jpg

― dayo, Saturday, 8 October 2011 01:10 (thirteen years ago)

actually that should go in the 'kinda lol, mostly sad' thread

― dayo, Saturday, 8 October 2011 01:12 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.abload.de/img/halloweencrowdfrightk82v.jpg

― (╯° □ °)╯did ✈ ▌▌ (cozen), Sunday, 9 October 2011 14:21 (thirteen years ago)

heehee

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 9 October 2011 15:42 (thirteen years ago)

needs santorum

― mookieproof, Sunday, 9 October 2011 17:48 (thirteen years ago)

what is the other meme? i am unfamiliar.

― ⚓ (gr8080), Sunday, 9 October 2011 17:52 (thirteen years ago)

Why rihanna?

― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 9 October 2011 17:52 (thirteen years ago)

There's a rihanna meme with this dude who was obviously taking a picture of her ass at a show. Best part: both his picture and the press picture from the other side of him taking the picture are on the web.

― ( ) (mh), Sunday, 9 October 2011 18:41 (thirteen years ago)

couldn't find that but DID find this:
http://forums.superiorpics.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/2601023/Rihanna_BUTT_pics_collection

― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 9 October 2011 19:14 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/tKHUf.jpg

― cozen, Sunday, 9 October 2011 19:31 (thirteen years ago)

lol, first time seeing that

― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 9 October 2011 20:31 (thirteen years ago)

he is in awe

― Z S, Sunday, 9 October 2011 20:40 (thirteen years ago)

and this is the photo from that guy:

http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu216/le_bateau_ivre/3422fe89_01abe912_896b_4299_a830_b4.jpg

― Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 9 October 2011 21:45 (thirteen years ago)

young, swell!

― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 9 October 2011 22:16 (thirteen years ago)

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo6zv6vK4J1qkjxrmo1_500.gif

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 10 October 2011 16:14 (thirteen years ago)

that is actually an amazing picture of an ass in general

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 10 October 2011 16:53 (thirteen years ago)

oh man, a friend was saying something very loquaciously to me a couple weeks ago when several ladies entered the drinking establishment we were in and after a moment of thought, I replied, "Did you just use about thirty seconds to say DAT ASS in so, so many words?" He had.

― ( ) (mh), Monday, 10 October 2011 18:21 (thirteen years ago)

because sometimes, you know, dat ass

― ( ) (mh), Monday, 10 October 2011 18:21 (thirteen years ago)

http://static4.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/+_8a2307324fc77f37ed970b7f08bd93d9.gif

― lol-qaeda (am0n), Monday, 10 October 2011 19:23 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUOD1ByNtEM

― cozen, Monday, 10 October 2011 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Monday, 10 October 2011 20:41 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6BUJiv4aVk&feature=player_embedded

― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Monday, 10 October 2011 20:48 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2oymHHyV1M

― max, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 01:52 (thirteen years ago)

omg gbx :(

― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 01:55 (thirteen years ago)

holy shit

― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 02:26 (thirteen years ago)

getting taken out by a buck!
this is why you wear a helmet!

― Z S, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 13:24 (thirteen years ago)

i tell people that on my walk to work everyday, but no one believes me :-/

― Z S, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 13:25 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=T2doG1XmR4w

― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 08:07 (thirteen years ago)

wtf, GET A GRIP LADY

― wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 08:14 (thirteen years ago)

Wow I have to out and sit completely camouflaged and quiet in a tent for hours to get a turkey and this bitch just has one chasing her.
Rm0ran 1 day ago 18

― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 08:21 (thirteen years ago)

lollin so much

― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 10:38 (thirteen years ago)

Me too but, tbh, I'd probably do the same thing as that lady. I have a weird thing about birds chasing me and that turkey looks determined!

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 10:47 (thirteen years ago)

I would box that turkey

― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 10:49 (thirteen years ago)

lol

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 10:49 (thirteen years ago)

Man, I can't open up the 4,000+ messages to see if this has already been posted:

http://themightyif.tumblr.com/post/11317625332/german-industrial-dance-with-dutch-polka

― rustic italian flatbread, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 13:09 (thirteen years ago)

something like it was! they're all great tho

― fern2gully (goole), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 13:13 (thirteen years ago)

Lost it at 1:42 of the turkey video.

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 13:24 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGtqDKiCy_c

― Snop Snitchin, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 14:33 (thirteen years ago)

haha its like watching a computer break down

TOO MANY COMPETING IMPERATIVES

― max, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 14:38 (thirteen years ago)

dyin

― wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 14:39 (thirteen years ago)

― Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 14:41 (thirteen years ago)

http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/796/lho.jpg

― am0n, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

lmao

― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 17:36 (thirteen years ago)

what

― wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 17:37 (thirteen years ago)

haha

― caek, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 17:42 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyUhISyap3E

― jed_, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 17:51 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FdQVx55_fs

― jaxon, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 18:03 (thirteen years ago)

lol they look like little lego men

― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 18:13 (thirteen years ago)

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/squished_orc/Animations/thats_racist.gif

― the gust avrakotos (Kerm), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 18:16 (thirteen years ago)

Oh man, from the same guys who did Jed's link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsJhfwbfMvU&feature=related

― rustic italian flatbread, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 18:28 (thirteen years ago)

I have a weird thing about birds chasing me

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Wednesday, October 12, 2011 10:47 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark

lol

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 23:25 (thirteen years ago)

I do! I like to look at them and learn about them and stuff but I'm always afraid they're gonna chase me or run into my head or something.

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 13 October 2011 00:18 (thirteen years ago)

I now have a friend who has two cockatiels! They're pretty entertaining in that they mostly goof around, but they got really bored and started swooping around the room! I trust them not to slam into me, mostly.

― ( ) (mh), Thursday, 13 October 2011 00:22 (thirteen years ago)

It's the swooping thing that I'm afraid of. A pigeon once actually flew into my head so this isn't a completely irrational thing.

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 13 October 2011 00:24 (thirteen years ago)

A friend of mine told me once how in college he had this picture cut out from a magazine of a woman being chased by an ostrich and how the expression on her face completely defined the meaning of the word "fear". We have looked up and down the Internet trying to find that image with no luck.

However, any chance I get, I post to his Facebook wall videos and pictures of birds chasing people, much to the chagrin of him and the wonderment of his family.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 13 October 2011 00:24 (thirteen years ago)

hahaha

― mookieproof, Thursday, 13 October 2011 00:25 (thirteen years ago)

that olsen twins thing was like staring into hell

― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Thursday, 13 October 2011 00:34 (thirteen years ago)

hahaha so scary
it made me feel like i'd eaten a bunch of candy and someone's big brother had given me lsd and i'd forgotten my name for a while

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 13 October 2011 01:05 (thirteen years ago)

rrrobyn knows how to par-tee

― ( ) (mh), Thursday, 13 October 2011 01:36 (thirteen years ago)

rrrobyn knows how to have acid flashbacks

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 13 October 2011 01:48 (thirteen years ago)

hahahaha

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 13 October 2011 01:49 (thirteen years ago)

live birds make me hella nervous; I'm always afraid i'm gonna accidentally kill them
plus there's the whole dinosaur thing
just in general, i don't trust people who own birds

― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 October 2011 02:48 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6I29UlOZSo

reminds me of that donkey racing vid

― caek, Thursday, 13 October 2011 10:27 (thirteen years ago)

He is speaking Swedish for the first ten seconds, right

― antiautodefenestrationism (ledge), Thursday, 13 October 2011 10:31 (thirteen years ago)

Oh man, from the same guys who did Jed's link:

the guy who did the sandra bullock thing is the greatest, am really into these

http://youtu.be/lxrTDkxlMio
http://youtu.be/zvjVIwFE5Cc

the sound is so amazing

― interspecies smalltalk (schlump), Thursday, 13 October 2011 14:40 (thirteen years ago)

http://youtu.be/4VNMfvo2wyc

c o n s i s t e n c y o f m a y o n n a i s e

― fern2gully (goole), Thursday, 13 October 2011 16:06 (thirteen years ago)

W̤̠̬̏ͩ͌̊̕Ęͫ͆̏̽̒̒ ̤̜͈̞̘͋̑ͅG̨̦͕̩̥̿̽Õ͎̙̻T̢͚̘̬̼̞͋͒̅ͫͤͣ ̵͉̝̩͍͌̓͆̅̂I͚̳̦͍̰̝̘ͦ̋̍T̪̟͓ͥ͒̀̾ ̢̯̘̹͇̫̆G̝͔̠̩͙͖̭̀Oͦ͊ͫ́I̢̱̭Ṉ̢͙̙̟̯̩͙ͯ͐̇ͭ̾̑̚' ̤̖͕̺̿Õ̌̊͂ͥ̎͏͓͓̫̦͚N̘͈̔N̂N̵̦̬̟ͣ̄̊͋ͥ̔N̴̞̰̱̺̫
jen0v4 4 days ago

― fern2gully (goole), Thursday, 13 October 2011 16:07 (thirteen years ago)

also the classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8umVKXfcutA

― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 October 2011 17:17 (thirteen years ago)

I don't think these slo-mo things are funny at all. :/

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 13 October 2011 17:18 (thirteen years ago)

Nope, me needer. Idgi really.

― WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Thursday, 13 October 2011 17:23 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMCTAUVVeSE

― wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Thursday, 13 October 2011 17:24 (thirteen years ago)

lol that guy's funny looking but, nope, still nothing

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 13 October 2011 17:25 (thirteen years ago)

I think the key to enjoying this stuff is a drug abuse C.V. featuring robotussin.

― rustic italian flatbread, Thursday, 13 October 2011 17:40 (thirteen years ago)

is that really what robotrippin feels like?

― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Thursday, 13 October 2011 17:42 (thirteen years ago)

The Sandra Bullock one is pretty spot on.

― rustic italian flatbread, Thursday, 13 October 2011 17:43 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/nsH6J.gif

i wish i had some use for this

― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Thursday, 13 October 2011 18:04 (thirteen years ago)

pretty stoops

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/313263_2587935737493_1227553922_33198604_1529411327_n.jpg

― jaxon, Thursday, 13 October 2011 18:56 (thirteen years ago)

lol

― wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Thursday, 13 October 2011 18:57 (thirteen years ago)

loool

― caek, Thursday, 13 October 2011 19:20 (thirteen years ago)

bacon jokes: they never get old!!

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 13 October 2011 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

This is probably really old but I just saw it for the first time and can't get over this kid:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_w6tY0jmWlUo/RwaZoC4MGkI/AAAAAAAAAEw/VYK0bN81Zq0/s400/ChrisFarley.jpg

It's freakishly uncanny.

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 13 October 2011 20:59 (thirteen years ago)

OK yeah the internet says it's at least 4 years old. Whatever! It's new to me. I'd be so freaked out if my kid looked like that.

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 13 October 2011 21:02 (thirteen years ago)

it's supposed to look like chris farley, right?

― Captain of the S.S. NoFun (Z S), Thursday, 13 October 2011 21:05 (thirteen years ago)

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 13 October 2011 21:05 (thirteen years ago)

Not "supposed to" though - it DOES look EXACTLY like him.

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 13 October 2011 21:06 (thirteen years ago)

fat man in a lii-ii-tle coaaat
fat man in a lii-ii-tle coaaat

― Captain of the S.S. NoFun (Z S), Thursday, 13 October 2011 21:09 (thirteen years ago)

friend found this in his laundry room

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/301170_10150424415661303_594216302_10789016_1863876466_n.jpg

― jaxon, Thursday, 13 October 2011 21:47 (thirteen years ago)

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/301365_10150331805049353_49730654352_7958454_777138069_n.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 13 October 2011 23:31 (thirteen years ago)

lolllll

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 13 October 2011 23:33 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Kk4QrYZRo

this boat cost 2.6 million dollars

― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Friday, 14 October 2011 01:41 (thirteen years ago)

that is a really shitty boat for that price

― avant-garde heterosexuals (mh), Friday, 14 October 2011 03:46 (thirteen years ago)

it just wanted to go for a lil swim :-(

― markers, Friday, 14 October 2011 03:51 (thirteen years ago)

somebody didn't see fitzcarraldo.

― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 October 2011 05:20 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-15301830

― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Friday, 14 October 2011 05:50 (thirteen years ago)

regarding boat launches (not worth watching all 10 minutes, but skipping through gives you an idea)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3goRfcrj1WA

― rustic italian flatbread, Friday, 14 October 2011 12:12 (thirteen years ago)

ok, so searching through youtube reveals that people fuck up this badly while launching boats ALL THE TIME. less funny.

― rustic italian flatbread, Friday, 14 October 2011 12:21 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFWyctqT1lk

― max, Friday, 14 October 2011 12:36 (thirteen years ago)

"I don't smoke, but he offered me one, so I took it"
"I'm hoping it's just tobacco"
"No it wasn't!"

haha that's fantastic <3

― Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 14 October 2011 12:43 (thirteen years ago)

so proud of that vip pass :)

― am0n, Friday, 14 October 2011 14:36 (thirteen years ago)

i can't find the words for the sky news team's general contempt, like its so deep & almost somehow generous

― interspecies smalltalk (schlump), Friday, 14 October 2011 14:38 (thirteen years ago)

if snoop offers you a smoke, you fucking smoke

― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:01 (thirteen years ago)

"respect"

― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:02 (thirteen years ago)

""""respect""""

― interspecies smalltalk (schlump), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:05 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, I was wonder, is that something rappers say in England? I think I've heard that sort-of smarmy-white-guy-talking-about-a-black-guy usage somewhere before.

― rustic italian flatbread, Friday, 14 October 2011 15:34 (thirteen years ago)

it's definitely seen as a "black" thing by people whose most recent contact with "black culture" was accidentally tuning into kissfm ca. 1991.

― caek, Friday, 14 October 2011 15:44 (thirteen years ago)

harry hill used to have it in a catchphrase but i think even he dropped it

― caek, Friday, 14 October 2011 15:45 (thirteen years ago)

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q259/assnutt/ali-g-respect.jpg

― Kerm, Friday, 14 October 2011 16:13 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.badassdigest.com/2011/10/14/kirk-camerons-sad-birthday-party

― lagerfeld of modern despots (latebloomer), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:34 (thirteen years ago)

http://badassness.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/cameron.jpg

― lagerfeld of modern despots (latebloomer), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:35 (thirteen years ago)

Oh dear.

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:39 (thirteen years ago)

lol

― am0n, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:40 (thirteen years ago)

http://hiscrivener.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/sad-jesus.jpg?w=400&h=400

― ban moves like jagger (goole), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:41 (thirteen years ago)

holy lol

― do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:41 (thirteen years ago)

Seeks not earthly pleasures.

― michael assbender (Eric H.), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:41 (thirteen years ago)

Or furniture manufactured within the last 25 years.

― michael assbender (Eric H.), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:42 (thirteen years ago)

"you may stand outside the door or behind some boxes but keep your distance. and do not look him in the eye."

― am0n, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:43 (thirteen years ago)

I don't know if it's the Desert Storm-era furniture, the awkward looks of KC's posse or that there are only 3 and a half footlongs there, but something about it all together really speaks to me.

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:45 (thirteen years ago)

kc and the subway binge

― brownie, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:46 (thirteen years ago)

bowls of condiments, half-empty oj bottle, label on door reading 'PRIVATE'

― am0n, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:47 (thirteen years ago)

we're having a birthday party!

YAY!

at a church!

...

― Kerm, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:48 (thirteen years ago)

kc and the subway binge

ow lol

― do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 14 October 2011 18:49 (thirteen years ago)

looks like someone left behind some oj

― brownie, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:49 (thirteen years ago)

Just the lead-up, "Okay, Kirk, we need you in the conference room for just a little bit."

KIRK shows trademark sideways grin

"Oh yeah? What's going on in there?"

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 14 October 2011 18:50 (thirteen years ago)

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/311416_185798198155195_154239051311110_410210_4469144_n.jpg

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 14 October 2011 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

that kirk cameron picture is srsly one of the most deeply affecting pictures i've seen lately

― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Friday, 14 October 2011 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

kirk cameron photo is KILLING ME, on a human level, it is just, everything about it

― max, Friday, 14 October 2011 19:50 (thirteen years ago)

yep

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Friday, 14 October 2011 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

i know right

― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Friday, 14 October 2011 19:54 (thirteen years ago)

deserves to be posted twice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_oKMhfdunc

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 14 October 2011 23:41 (thirteen years ago)

some winners on that channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ti9fV_2KZM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HfARk5Q4nk

― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 October 2011 00:08 (thirteen years ago)

haha. holy shit. do they make them sign a release if one of them has a heart attack? i mean, real dead body in the haunted house would be pretty scary

― jaxon, Saturday, 15 October 2011 02:40 (thirteen years ago)

ha. i'm laughing so hard the wife just said "you're gonna choke over there and i'm not gonna save you"

― jaxon, Saturday, 15 October 2011 02:42 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_QqfEYNRlc

― jaxon, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 22:07 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/PlEtl.jpg

― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 23:45 (thirteen years ago)

hahahaha

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 20 October 2011 01:26 (thirteen years ago)

^been on the news all day in Ohio. weird and sad

― brownie, Thursday, 20 October 2011 01:45 (thirteen years ago)

you guys hate the browns that much huh

― dayo, Thursday, 20 October 2011 01:46 (thirteen years ago)

changing our mascot to the last animal standing

― brownie, Thursday, 20 October 2011 01:48 (thirteen years ago)

^been on the news all day in Ohio. weird and sad

― brownie, Thursday, October 20, 2011 1:45 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark

oh jeez i assumed this was sign hacking

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 20 October 2011 02:05 (thirteen years ago)

worst animal friends

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 20 October 2011 02:18 (thirteen years ago)

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltc45cIVpK1qat9xfo1_500.png

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 20 October 2011 02:52 (thirteen years ago)

Man orders size 14.5 slipper and gets size 1,450 after 'mistranslation in China'

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02031/slipper_2031885b.jpg

― Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 20 October 2011 12:15 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/reality-check-with-polly-curtis/2011/oct/20/monster-slipper-stunt

― nakhchivan, Thursday, 20 October 2011 15:04 (thirteen years ago)

;_;

― Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 20 October 2011 15:37 (thirteen years ago)

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/9/5/1315207308237/Reality-check-badge-001.jpg

lol

― ban moves like jagger (goole), Thursday, 20 October 2011 15:49 (thirteen years ago)

well come on, do you think he got the bill for his 14.5 shoes and it was 7 grand and he was like, hm that's reasonable, feel free to ship.

― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 October 2011 16:34 (thirteen years ago)

http://tribalinsight.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/i-want-to-believe.jpg

― Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 20 October 2011 16:36 (thirteen years ago)

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/307846_10150428443307642_773327641_10680430_227700619_n.jpg

― jaxon, Thursday, 20 October 2011 21:08 (thirteen years ago)

my friend was really disturbed by the placement of the thermostat in the kirk cameron photo.

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 20 October 2011 22:46 (thirteen years ago)

http://womenlookingdissatisfiedinbed.tumblr.com

― mookieproof, Thursday, 20 October 2011 22:52 (thirteen years ago)

I'm convinced HVAC guys install thermostats thinking, "I'm going to have to move this later no matter where i put it, so i'm putting it here, lol." Then, nobody complains..

― Kerm, Thursday, 20 October 2011 23:00 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/sxqf6.gif

― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 21 October 2011 00:23 (thirteen years ago)

NOT COOl, GUMBRO

― dayo, Friday, 21 October 2011 00:37 (thirteen years ago)

dude leaning against the door is an accomplice! all knocking on the wall

― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Friday, 21 October 2011 00:42 (thirteen years ago)

err leaning against the wall

― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Friday, 21 October 2011 00:43 (thirteen years ago)

haha yeah and then he's so faking the "woah? where did gumby come from?" reaction

― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 21 October 2011 01:32 (thirteen years ago)

extremely important gif

― markers, Friday, 21 October 2011 01:36 (thirteen years ago)

irl powerlol @ carlos santana

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 21 October 2011 14:39 (thirteen years ago)

'precious' poster on the wall

― mid-song laughing elvis (schlump), Friday, 21 October 2011 14:49 (thirteen years ago)

meant to post this a while. it's a police sketch that was recently printed in the Farmington Daily Journal in Missouri, torn out of the newspaper and placed onto the refrigerator in my friend's house in missouri. in the corner, it says "4 inch ponytail".

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/314559_10150346122615959_638030958_8224355_132665275_n.jpg

― Captain of the S.S. NoFun (Z S), Friday, 21 October 2011 17:55 (thirteen years ago)

me gusta

― Snop Snitchin, Saturday, 22 October 2011 03:47 (thirteen years ago)

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt9ij3Xk3X1qz9aeqo1_400.gif

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 24 October 2011 01:31 (thirteen years ago)

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2011/10/19/15/man-killed-to-death-25932-1319054254-21.jpg

― lol waggoner (am0n), Monday, 24 October 2011 03:45 (thirteen years ago)

lol

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 24 October 2011 03:45 (thirteen years ago)

http://cdn.valuepetsupplies.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/500x500/17f82f742ffe127f42dca9de82fb58b1/i/m/image_1725119313.jpg

― lol waggoner (am0n), Monday, 24 October 2011 03:50 (thirteen years ago)

omg the face

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 24 October 2011 03:51 (thirteen years ago)

wow, those last three are pretty amazing

― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Monday, 24 October 2011 05:03 (thirteen years ago)

lol Cornel West, he is a master of expressions

― do not wake the dragon (DJP), Monday, 24 October 2011 15:35 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/s8Yrl.png

― max, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 02:13 (thirteen years ago)

bet thats an indian forum

― dayo, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 02:14 (thirteen years ago)

well, to clarify: once in googling I stumbled onto a mac users forum that I'm pretty sure was indian, everybody there was posting in weird grammatical constructions like above. pretty neat I thought!

― dayo, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 02:19 (thirteen years ago)

what his character

― max, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 02:21 (thirteen years ago)

That cat does look pretty awesome. I think his character looks sorta shady though.

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 02:24 (thirteen years ago)

dayo do you have any quess papers

― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 02:25 (thirteen years ago)

"off topic"

i wonder what the topic of the forum was

― caek, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 02:29 (thirteen years ago)

gr80 I don't! :( but you can try asking the kind folks at http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/NewAnswersControllerServlet?boardid=44

― dayo, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 02:32 (thirteen years ago)

That cat does look pretty awesome. I think his character looks sorta shady though.

he has dodgy eyes

― The doctor smiled, realizing that he had made his point. (stevie), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 07:35 (thirteen years ago)

http://i56.tinypic.com/2145i6r.gif

― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 16:19 (thirteen years ago)

GO CAT GO

― he carried yellow flowers (DJP), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

i thirst to purchase

― lol waggoner (am0n), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

always bet on cat

― goole, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 17:05 (thirteen years ago)

what his character

― max, Monday, October 24, 2011 10:21 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t03tIsBPj6Y

― lol waggoner (am0n), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 17:13 (thirteen years ago)

loool

― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 17:25 (thirteen years ago)

lol

Reminds me of Denver (which I realize has been posted before but I can't remember if it was here or not)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4haYuxFgDeM

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 17:27 (thirteen years ago)

What kind of cats are those btw? They're gorgeous.

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 17:27 (thirteen years ago)

British Shorthair, I believe.

― emil.y, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 17:29 (thirteen years ago)

denver!

― goole, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 17:29 (thirteen years ago)

a friend just got one of those cats. it is very adorable

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6095/6280753268_42ccc5b9f2.jpg

but they look really weird when they grow up

http://www.britishempirecats.com/images/cats/BooBoo_01.jpg

― lxy, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 17:44 (thirteen years ago)

Awwww! That second pic doesn't even look like a real living thing.

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 17:56 (thirteen years ago)

I like the orange eyes!

― wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 18:00 (thirteen years ago)

Those shorthairs are my FAVORITE color of cat aesthetically. And their fat adult faces are sort of...Churchill-ish.

― WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 18:12 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, the color is amazing.

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 18:13 (thirteen years ago)

Big old chubby chubsters. My brother's cat is a British Shorthair, and he's got so fat they have to put his food in a ball so he gets exercise while he eats.

(Pedantic note: shorthairs can be all sorts of colours, I assume you mean the Blues, though - they really are a great colour)

― emil.y, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 18:13 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah the blues are the best. The others are OK but not as impressive imo.

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 18:14 (thirteen years ago)

they have to put his food in a ball so he gets exercise while he eats

I'm sorry but loooool

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 18:14 (thirteen years ago)

It's the...continuity of it?? How even the color is, and also that they tend to have that short and thick coat without the longer guard-hairs, so even the plushness of their coat is consistent all over the cat.

― WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 18:15 (thirteen years ago)

Yes, exactly!! I think that's what's so appealing to me about them. Without those two things they'd just look like, well, cats.

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 18:17 (thirteen years ago)

Lost it at :30 in the Russian video.

― pplains, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 18:17 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/5XiXR.jpg

― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 18:36 (thirteen years ago)

jabba the catt

― wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 18:36 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/eYh4d.jpg

― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 18:48 (thirteen years ago)

Oh no - what's wrong with those?

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 18:50 (thirteen years ago)

after my friend got hers i totally fell for this one, from the same breeder:

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6043/6280962870_bbcf6da0a4_m.jpg

because a) could it be cuter? and b) it's named oops

but i don't want a cat for lots of reasons, one of which is that little oops would look so fucking weird as an adult.

― lxy, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 18:58 (thirteen years ago)

lol

a) no

b) OOPS!

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUJzCb3SYik

― lol waggoner (am0n), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 19:47 (thirteen years ago)

my boy was 7.5kilos at his biggest, and we just couldn't stop him stealing food from the neighbours. but that just seems like animal cruelty. and also very expensive.

― The doctor smiled, realizing that he had made his point. (stevie), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 19:56 (thirteen years ago)

there is a cat thread for you people

― max, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

самый толстый кот в мире 18 кг ( big cat )

― lol waggoner (am0n), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

Hi! this forum for cats lovers?

― dayo, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 20:28 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.louisvillefreeface.com/index.htm

― lol waggoner (am0n), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 20:32 (thirteen years ago)

OMG

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 20:33 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.louisvillefreeface.com/anim_tongue1.gif http://www.louisvillefreeface.com/anim_tongue1.gif http://www.louisvillefreeface.com/anim_tongue1.gif
http://www.louisvillefreeface.com/anim_tongue1.gif http://www.louisvillefreeface.com/anim_tongue1.gif http://www.louisvillefreeface.com/anim_tongue1.gif
http://www.louisvillefreeface.com/anim_tongue1.gif http://www.louisvillefreeface.com/anim_tongue1.gif http://www.louisvillefreeface.com/anim_tongue1.gif

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 20:33 (thirteen years ago)

there is a cat thread for you people

― max, Tuesday, October 25, 2011 9:59 AM (40 minutes ago)

maybe you should have posted your cat screengrab in it, mr. smarty-pants

― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 20:40 (thirteen years ago)

the interesting thing about that screengrab was the lols, not the cat, i cant believe i have to explain how to ilx to you

― max, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 21:17 (thirteen years ago)

you're the one shocked that a cat has caused a thread derail, maybe i should be explaining ilx to YOU

http://i.imgur.com/RtpRd.gif

― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 21:21 (thirteen years ago)

meOW

― dayo, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 21:22 (thirteen years ago)

*90s sitcom ooooooh*

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 21:23 (thirteen years ago)

lol

― lol waggoner (am0n), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 21:24 (thirteen years ago)

am00000000n

― goole, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 21:25 (thirteen years ago)

motion to table this discussion so we can lol @ amon's link

― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 21:27 (thirteen years ago)

*twinkles*

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 21:29 (thirteen years ago)

occupy face

― lol waggoner (am0n), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 21:54 (thirteen years ago)

O_____________O

― markers, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 21:59 (thirteen years ago)

Hair Color: Dark Blonde, but currently died a weird blue

― max, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 22:11 (thirteen years ago)

is dyed

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 22:13 (thirteen years ago)

i scarceness to died

― lol waggoner (am0n), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 22:32 (thirteen years ago)

OMG

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 22:42 (thirteen years ago)

*90s sitcom ooooooh*

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, October 25, 2011 11:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

― Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 22:44 (thirteen years ago)

www.facebook.com/george.kistner

― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 22:46 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/IWlhw.png

― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 22:56 (thirteen years ago)

― pplains, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 00:45 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.louisvillefreeface.com/application.htm

Which type of woman are you?

Average/Normal
Gothic
Punk
Vampire
Redneck
Straight Edge
Prep
Ghetto Girl
I'm a good girl - Don't tell anybody
A Freak Looking For Fun
Who Cares? I'm horny and want Oral!

― lol waggoner (am0n), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 04:31 (thirteen years ago)

what is the diff between Gothic and Vampire

― wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 06:27 (thirteen years ago)

Hobbies: Weightlifting, Giving Massages, Giving Oral Sex to Attractive Females, Reading, Intelligence Puzzles, Nature, Vampires, the Gothic Scene, Video Games, and Religions that Employ the use of Magick

― wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 06:28 (thirteen years ago)

Intelligence Puzzles

http://www.rehabmart.com/images_html2/folder9/END-923-Giant%20Knob%20Shape%20Puzzle.jpg

― lol waggoner (am0n), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 15:12 (thirteen years ago)

aw, spoiler alert

― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 15:30 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3393O1uD_w8

@ 0:45

― lol waggoner (am0n), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

haha

shades of the famous dutch language school ad

― goole, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 18:33 (thirteen years ago)

ahahaha

― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 18:54 (thirteen years ago)

omg I love that

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

yeah that is the best

― a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 21:31 (thirteen years ago)

wow that is wonderful

― turkey in the straw (x2) (remy bean), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 21:37 (thirteen years ago)

boom, explozion

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 21:43 (thirteen years ago)

I DON'T GIVE A SHIIIIIIIIT

― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 21:50 (thirteen years ago)

otm

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 21:52 (thirteen years ago)

hahaha

― he carried yellow flowers (DJP), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 21:54 (thirteen years ago)

I don't know why but this reminded me of this old chestnut:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-4WbjV1Jmo

― he carried yellow flowers (DJP), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 21:54 (thirteen years ago)

I DON'T GIVE A SHIIIIIIIIT

― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 23:12 (thirteen years ago)

omg dan

― wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 23:15 (thirteen years ago)

HASTINGS.

― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 23:42 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ol4QQuIqS0

― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 October 2011 00:48 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/EidQ2.png

― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Thursday, 27 October 2011 16:40 (thirteen years ago)

― goole, Thursday, 27 October 2011 16:41 (thirteen years ago)

should say WE'RE A CRUSTACEAN imo

― dayo, Thursday, 27 October 2011 16:41 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9oxmRT2YWw

― lol waggoner (am0n), Thursday, 27 October 2011 21:11 (thirteen years ago)

ahahaha

― wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Thursday, 27 October 2011 21:13 (thirteen years ago)

loool

― caek, Thursday, 27 October 2011 21:15 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.pr0gramm.com/data/images/2011/10/sledding-opportunistic-dog.gif

― jaxon, Thursday, 27 October 2011 22:30 (thirteen years ago)

that dog is goin in

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 27 October 2011 22:46 (thirteen years ago)

I don't think it actually went "in"

― wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Thursday, 27 October 2011 22:56 (thirteen years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leuv3iveX31qbocrho1_400.jpg

― lol waggoner (am0n), Friday, 28 October 2011 00:58 (thirteen years ago)

every time i look at that picture i lol. why front shoes?!

― jaxon, Friday, 28 October 2011 17:44 (thirteen years ago)

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/303145_2157000330594_1414066540_32095340_2061944861_n.jpg

― jaxon, Friday, 28 October 2011 17:44 (thirteen years ago)

now i don't know when to put my pants on

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 28 October 2011 19:21 (thirteen years ago)

having to deal w/a social situation when you just wanna eat is brutal though

― Local Christian Blues (schlump), Friday, 28 October 2011 19:39 (thirteen years ago)

just completely ignoring the guests is my move

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 28 October 2011 21:32 (thirteen years ago)

YOU'RE BLOCKING MY CUPBOARD

― Local Christian Blues (schlump), Friday, 28 October 2011 21:38 (thirteen years ago)

<3 I'm trying to text while at a red light, but I keep making all the greens. <3

― ah, how quaint (Matt P), Friday, 28 October 2011 21:39 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCfm-vWuQRk

― Hardy Rock Anthem (crüt), Saturday, 29 October 2011 06:42 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_895531&src_vid=JVY7HDMg9zs&feature=iv&v=FJTCYdZTj2A

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 29 October 2011 18:14 (thirteen years ago)

haw. so good. dying at the hans part

― jaxon, Saturday, 29 October 2011 18:21 (thirteen years ago)

kinda like

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=EBM854BTGL0

― jaxon, Saturday, 29 October 2011 18:24 (thirteen years ago)

"han s"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 29 October 2011 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

lol @ hans solo

― dayo, Saturday, 29 October 2011 18:29 (thirteen years ago)

oh man I want a t-shirt that just says "HANS SOLO" in the star wars font and nothing else

― dayo, Saturday, 29 October 2011 18:29 (thirteen years ago)

feel like you could call a pretty good chillwave band HANS SOLO

― dayo, Saturday, 29 October 2011 18:30 (thirteen years ago)

i would prefer to see her movie again than the original trilogy, anytime
"hans and luke kiss"

― google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 29 October 2011 23:03 (thirteen years ago)

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/375889_10150346881191283_173813726282_8730944_512526169_n.jpg

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 30 October 2011 18:30 (thirteen years ago)

that joke doesnt make any sense: the man literally just read a document that answers the question he is asking in the comic

― ⚓ (gr8080), Sunday, 30 October 2011 21:16 (thirteen years ago)

no, grady, "are you experienced" is the name of a famous jimi hendrix song, and that's jimi hendrix, in the chair, being asked a question that is also the title of his song, and an album. "are you experienced?" he asks, of course, jimi hendrix is experienced, he wrote the song.

― max, Sunday, 30 October 2011 21:23 (thirteen years ago)

"This is normal"

― caek, Sunday, 30 October 2011 21:24 (thirteen years ago)

The interviewer is a jerk. He is asking Mr. Hendrix what he knows, judging by the fact he has the resume in front of him. He is also an asshole for making the world's worst pun.

― mh, Sunday, 30 October 2011 22:28 (thirteen years ago)

mh otm

max i "got" the "joke" and its reference to hendrix's famous song title, but it is a failure as a joke because no one would read someone's resume and then proceed to ask about their experience

it would make more sense if the interviewer was saying "well i believe this interview went well, but i do not have a copy of your resume in front of me, so... are you experienced?"

think abt it

― ⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 31 October 2011 00:46 (thirteen years ago)

https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/174470_100000438037516_4887757_q.jpg

― ah, how quaint (Matt P), Monday, 31 October 2011 00:54 (thirteen years ago)

"tell me about your time in a purple haze"

― mh, Monday, 31 October 2011 03:03 (thirteen years ago)

hey look at me not defending a comic from the internet

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 31 October 2011 03:41 (thirteen years ago)

shh we're doing a routine

― mh, Monday, 31 October 2011 03:44 (thirteen years ago)

"tell me about a challenge you faced along the watchtower"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 31 October 2011 03:52 (thirteen years ago)

"Ill have to talk to my supervisor first before I can tell you. I've got your home phone number here, Mr. Hendrix. Can you wait until tomorrow?"

― pplains, Monday, 31 October 2011 03:58 (thirteen years ago)

"Mr. Hendrix, I see here on you resume that you almost always smell like weed."

― double whooooaaaaa! (Z S), Monday, 31 October 2011 04:14 (thirteen years ago)

"Mr. Hendrix, it says here you died over forty years ago.. care to explain?"

― Kerm, Monday, 31 October 2011 04:33 (thirteen years ago)

poorly formed "experience"

― google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 October 2011 04:44 (thirteen years ago)

ohhhhh Grady thanks for explaining that you got the joke, I wasn't sure if you were familiar with the work of jimi hendrix

― max, Monday, 31 October 2011 13:05 (thirteen years ago)

max i "got" the "joke" and its reference to hendrix's famous song title, but it is a failure as a joke because no one would read someone's resume and then proceed to ask about their experience

Think nearly every interviewer I've ever spoken to hasn't read my CV.

― Mum-Ra Gaddafi the Ever-Living (dog latin), Monday, 31 October 2011 15:01 (thirteen years ago)

Also, it's spelled résumé. I mean, if you're going to include one accent mark, why not two?

― pplains, Monday, 31 October 2011 16:39 (thirteen years ago)

And why not six? And if six turned out to be nine, who would mind?

― google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 October 2011 16:53 (thirteen years ago)

http://a3.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/137/0ae7890c62cd491da760f905d7f09aae/l.jpg

― lol waggoner (am0n), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:34 (thirteen years ago)

"Photos taken of famous people together that you would never have expected to be together but make you happy all the same." also-rans

― rustic italian flatbread, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:41 (thirteen years ago)

who is the hippie?

― a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:52 (thirteen years ago)

who's the guy on the left?

― dayo, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:52 (thirteen years ago)

adam buxton meets adam buxton

http://www.comedy.co.uk/images/library/people/180x200/a/adam_buxton.jpg

― ceci n'est pas un nom d'affichage (ledge), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:54 (thirteen years ago)

idk the guy on the r?

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:55 (thirteen years ago)

that's skrillex

― dayo, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:56 (thirteen years ago)

OK that means nothing to me but damn Feldman looks like he could be his dad. Uncanny.

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:57 (thirteen years ago)

skrilolx

― a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 15:00 (thirteen years ago)

feels like everyone is skrillex these days

― google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 15:04 (thirteen years ago)

http://t.co/bGHb6NKw

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 17:10 (thirteen years ago)

worth reloading btw

― google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 17:55 (thirteen years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bCh-gAJte7Y/S8Vew7dOn9I/AAAAAAAAHBA/Std0L033xfg/s400/Brian+Dunkleman.jpg

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 22:35 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/QTkwy.jpg

― dayo, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 22:46 (thirteen years ago)

lol wut

― goole, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 22:47 (thirteen years ago)

I haven't seen a trailer made from the back part of a vehicle in a long time! My dad used to have one made from the box of a pickup

― mh, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 22:52 (thirteen years ago)

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/304048_10150442125317053_578962052_10504536_1711400994_n.jpg

― jaxon, Thursday, 3 November 2011 01:22 (thirteen years ago)

As part of our on-going anti-litter campaign we've launched a new set of advertisements called 'Litter makes a pig of you'. These ads are designed to highlight how filthy littering is by using a play on the words of the nursery rhyme 'This little piggy'. In our ad we have highlighted the socially unacceptable behaviour of 'Four Litter Pigs' and shown the consequences of this behaviour – litter on the streets and a £50 on-the-spot fine for dropping litter!

http://www.belfastcity.gov.uk/antilitter/index.asp

― Nigel Farage is a fucking hero (nakhchivan), Thursday, 3 November 2011 01:25 (thirteen years ago)

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lru54d63Br1qa0uujo1_500.jpg

This guy in this Turkish correct way to take passport flyer is killing me. I almost started a poll but I'm pretty sure the beret one would win in a landslide.

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 3 November 2011 03:42 (thirteen years ago)

omg yessss

― max, Thursday, 3 November 2011 03:55 (thirteen years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu2g9zraCl1qa9bmvo1_250.png

― max, Thursday, 3 November 2011 03:56 (thirteen years ago)

^^^^

― mookieproof, Thursday, 3 November 2011 03:57 (thirteen years ago)

that's a vice do

― google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 November 2011 04:41 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?action=showall&boardid=77&threadid=88596

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 3 November 2011 05:09 (thirteen years ago)

Where are their jaunty hats?

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 3 November 2011 11:07 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLhccTt2kS8

― jaxon, Friday, 4 November 2011 03:24 (thirteen years ago)

wow, that's pretty horrifying

― google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 November 2011 03:50 (thirteen years ago)

omg

― Hardy Rock Anthem (crüt), Friday, 4 November 2011 06:34 (thirteen years ago)

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/176277-3/Mohawk_owned.gif

― PTSD clarinet kid (am0n), Saturday, 5 November 2011 00:20 (thirteen years ago)

rip markers

― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Saturday, 5 November 2011 00:23 (thirteen years ago)

ahahaha

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 5 November 2011 00:58 (thirteen years ago)

earthquake hits at around :08

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5idJmdag50

― max, Sunday, 6 November 2011 13:33 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcs3OwrkcR4

― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 6 November 2011 20:39 (thirteen years ago)

http://static.ow.ly/photos/normal/kG7l.jpg

― pplains, Sunday, 6 November 2011 21:04 (thirteen years ago)

omg

― new rap guy (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 7 November 2011 05:08 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaOVNqA7lBA

― rustic italian flatbread, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 16:52 (thirteen years ago)

Never gets old :)

― Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 16:57 (thirteen years ago)

my race, it has become a gif!!

― goole, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 17:03 (thirteen years ago)

I love the one riders reaction after they finally stop spinning

― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

looooooooooooooool

― double whooooaaaaa! (Z S), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 17:41 (thirteen years ago)

Maybe more awesome than LOLz but whatever. I just listened to this like 5 times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF5WYaoWXI4

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 18:26 (thirteen years ago)

a friend of a friend started a tumblr consisting of correspondence between a landlord & his two tenants in Oakland in the late 80s -- i am assured this is for real.

September 19, 1987
Dear Mark:
You shouldn’t worry about making Ellen cry. She cries all the time.
You know, I’m still waiting to get approval from your decorator to wall paper my house. Is he back yet? From Venice?
It’s too hard to wall paper over all these louvered closet doors, so I think I’ll just glue some nice fake fur to them. What color would you suggest? Could I get a check from you for $500.00 as an advance on the fabric and fur and glue?
Sincerely,
Karen

http://karenandellen.tumblr.com/
(it's worth it to go back & read them chronologically)

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 19:56 (thirteen years ago)

dying over here

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 19:56 (thirteen years ago)

omg Elmo

There's no way those are real

Is there??

― max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 20:03 (thirteen years ago)

i know!! i have no way to verify it but i am told it is 100% real

i want to believe!!

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 20:08 (thirteen years ago)

oh my god this is amazing

― dense macabre (DJP), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 20:11 (thirteen years ago)

oh my god this becomes EVEN MORE AMAZING faster than I could have possibly imagined

― dense macabre (DJP), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

my friend claims to have seen several of the letters irl, so it has to be real, right? RIGHT?

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 20:21 (thirteen years ago)

August 14, 1987
Dear Mark,
You requested that I should ask my friends if you were justified in refusing to pay for exercising the bad spirits from my home, and I did!
Here’s how they voted:
3 people felt my request was unreasonable
4 people felt that my request was reasonable but you were within your rights to refuse (including Karen!)
2 people felt that my request was reasonable and you should have paid
2 person felt that my request was reasonable and you are being completely unreasonable
So it looks like my friends agree with you. I’m going to ask them again after the harmonic convergence. I’ll let you know if they’ve changed their mind.
Ellen

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 20:23 (thirteen years ago)

Listen guys just do me a favor here - when someone inevitably find out that it's not real (because really how could something this good be an acutal thing?) just don't tell us, OK? Don't shatter my illusions. I'd rather be kept in the dark on this one.

Thanks,

Erica

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 20:25 (thirteen years ago)

I am beside myself over these

― dense macabre (DJP), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 20:25 (thirteen years ago)

friend posting on fb re: the origins:

"They were gift to him from somebody who worked at a copy shop. If I remember correctly, somebody had copied the letters there, and one of the employees had the forsight to make a copy for themselves to enjoy after the customer left. I think it was a favorite pass time of the copy shop employees, until one made a copy for Josh for his birthday. Feel free to correct me or fill any blanks, Mr. Hallmark."

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 20:26 (thirteen years ago)

Dear Ellen:

It is true that I used to give firewood to Marsha Blackman. It is also true that I still give free firewood to some of my tenants - those with fireplaces.

Your cottage has no wood stove or fireplace.

Sincerely,
Mark

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 20:30 (thirteen years ago)

Dear Mark,
I know I haven’t gotten a fireplace. If I did have one, I would have seen it by now! But it’s irrelavent.
If you give free firewood to your other tenants, I should get a free share too!
Yours,
Ellen

― dense macabre (DJP), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 20:31 (thirteen years ago)

and to think: there are 2 more years' of correspondence to look forward to

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 20:37 (thirteen years ago)

Good cause I just read the most recent and was sad there weren't more.

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 20:38 (thirteen years ago)

Noting the harmonic convergence added some realism.

― pplains, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 20:41 (thirteen years ago)

the whole thing is hilarious but the rent control argument is another level of amazing

― dense macabre (DJP), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 20:43 (thirteen years ago)

also this:

August 25, 1987
Dear Mark,
Guru Lahera has just informed of the sad news that the monastery near Trincomalee, Sri Lanka has been attacked by communist gorillas and guru Patel has probably been killed.* Guru Lahera has gone back to Sri Lanka to attend to matters and meditate. So temporarily I’m going to have to put off the exercising of my house spirits, although I know you probably want to get this over with almost as much as I do.
Temporarily I’m going to try to lure the bad spirits from the house by putting a spirit house in the garden. The spirit house costs $200 plus the cost of the food and the gifts to be placed inside. I’ll understand if you don’t want to pay for this expense in addition to the exercism sometime later.
Yours,
Ellen
*You shouldn’t blame yourself too much for this.

― dense macabre (DJP), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

this is destined for a book deal

― goole, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

In my mind Ellen sort of looks like a hippie-fied version of Elayne Boosler in lost of flowy Chicos sort of clothing. Her guru shit was killing me.

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

psyched for the ray and eddie crossover.

― pplains, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

Ellen's first letter is next-level hilarious

― dense macabre (DJP), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

"That means you owe me a refund of $9200.00 according to my boyfriend."

karen's boyfriend's math is the most amazing math

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

hmmmmmm

http://thetenants.blogspot.com/

― am0n, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

this is making me lol:

Dear Mark:

I keep the windows closed because the people who use the car wash on the corner play their car radios very loudly and it is to nosey in here with the windows open when people who use the car wash play their car radios very loudly when they wash their cars.

Yours,
Karen

― am0n, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 21:04 (thirteen years ago)

ha amon, if this was an old xerox meme of yesteryear i'm not surprised someone else found the letters internet-worthy as well

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 21:08 (thirteen years ago)

well this is brilliant

― herbie mann on some gully shit (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 21:31 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/bananaman-screen.jpg
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/11/08/reporter-dresses-as-grapes-to-defend-boy-suspended-for-banana-suit/

― fill up ass of emoticon fart (crüt), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 21:33 (thirteen years ago)

omg the latest karen & ellen update is glorious: http://karenandellen.tumblr.com/post/12524879817/i-think-this-is-serious

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 21:34 (thirteen years ago)

what the hell

― dense macabre (DJP), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 21:35 (thirteen years ago)

why is she writing her landlord about "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"

― dense macabre (DJP), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 21:38 (thirteen years ago)

because she is completely stoned out of her gourd?

― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 21:40 (thirteen years ago)

she makes some important points

― herbie mann on some gully shit (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 21:42 (thirteen years ago)

The school’s principal was ultimately forced to resign, and Thompson has since returned to his studies.

happy ending!

― goole, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 21:51 (thirteen years ago)

it's very a-peeling

― herbie mann on some gully shit (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 21:55 (thirteen years ago)

feel like he's gonna be guesting on an OFWGKTA video

― herbie mann on some gully shit (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 21:57 (thirteen years ago)

I think those tenants are definitely fucking with the landlord

― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 22:40 (thirteen years ago)

ok i havent yet got to the letters but can i say i watched the bike crash like 5 times and the rider getting bitchy when they end makes me lose it every time.

― GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 00:47 (thirteen years ago)

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n276/lyrical_savage/homerrunningincircles.gif

― dogs in hot cardies (electricsound), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 00:58 (thirteen years ago)

^^^ what I was thinking too

― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 01:02 (thirteen years ago)

sorry i am behind w/this but

April 11, 1988

Dear Mark:

Yours,
Karen

― Abattoir Educator / Slaughterman (schlump), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 01:32 (thirteen years ago)

Legendary Music Producer Jimmy Iovine explains how he and Dr. Dre conceived Beats headphones:
http://youtu.be/tHOqMN8GD7s?t=1m34s

― pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 13:21 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHOqMN8GD7s&t=1m34s

― pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 13:21 (thirteen years ago)

(at 1:34)

― pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 13:22 (thirteen years ago)

Hardware

That is pretty amusing right there

― herbie mann on some gully shit (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 13:33 (thirteen years ago)

fuck sneakers

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 15:42 (thirteen years ago)

lonely dre just walking along the beach thinking baout sneakers

― Abattoir Educator / Slaughterman (schlump), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgUIbPfhSuo

― markers, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 18:27 (thirteen years ago)

The first time I ever went to a Target, I was wearing khaki shorts and a red shirt, not knowing that khaki and red were their uniform colors. I was a little embarrassed, but kinda excited because I got an idea to get a whole bunch of people to go into Target dressed in khaki and red. I got home and told my roommate about my cool plan and she said "Why the fuck would you want to do that?"

― rustic italian flatbread, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 18:32 (thirteen years ago)

lol

― markers, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

whats the point of doing that if you're just going to let best buy kick you out

― am0n, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

occupy best buy

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 20:05 (thirteen years ago)

this is what shopping looks like

― am0n, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 20:06 (thirteen years ago)

this is destined for a book deal

― goole, Tuesday, November 8, 2011 2:45 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

From the FB page:

Still looking for that perfect Christmas gift? The Karen & Ellen letters go hardback the first week of December. And look for other merchandise to be available later next week.

― Bon Ivoj (jaymc), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 21:20 (thirteen years ago)

lol viral

― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 22:10 (thirteen years ago)

missing yr quotation marks there

― herbie mann on some gully shit (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 23:24 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usNhDwc7azg

"like in the matrixisisiss"

― am0n, Thursday, 10 November 2011 05:46 (thirteen years ago)

wow, tyson's rad in that
CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN CAIN

― herbie mann on some gully shit (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 November 2011 06:06 (thirteen years ago)

please insert a jellybean into my usb port

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 10 November 2011 16:38 (thirteen years ago)

mucho lols at tysoncain

http://urbanoutfittersredesign.tumblr.com/

― del griffith, Friday, 11 November 2011 02:24 (thirteen years ago)

The weird thing is that he manages to sound nothing like Cain but totally nail his movement.

― pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Friday, 11 November 2011 02:29 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ykVe51qar0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ykVe51qar0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ykVe51qar0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ykVe51qar0

― Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 November 2011 14:42 (thirteen years ago)

recommended off that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=u2vZUsL6OOA

― goole, Friday, 11 November 2011 15:36 (thirteen years ago)

the 21 foot guy returns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkVn8kSmqaw

― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Friday, 11 November 2011 16:27 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG2mgFEseSI

― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Friday, 11 November 2011 23:13 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJsZAcAltTM

― am0n, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:31 (thirteen years ago)

all the related vids are killing me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osYz1ZMAvMQ

― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 18:33 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-kwEnRwQ-8

― am0n, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:39 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3THBNCg6JY

― am0n, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:41 (thirteen years ago)

does anybody remember the vid that was similar in style to ^^^ but it was two gay dudes racing down a road or something

― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, 14 November 2011 18:48 (thirteen years ago)

sausage groove

― ah, how quaint (Matt P), Monday, 14 November 2011 18:50 (thirteen years ago)

sauseeg groove

― ah, how quaint (Matt P), Monday, 14 November 2011 18:50 (thirteen years ago)

sausage groove otm

― Admins did ILX Haven (crüt), Monday, 14 November 2011 18:51 (thirteen years ago)

does anybody remember the vid that was similar in style to ^^^ but it was two gay dudes racing down a road or something

― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Monday, November 14, 2011 12:48 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

definitely remember it (seared into my brane iirc), but don't remember what it's called

― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:24 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, there was also the super super supreme chick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE8a_6jf_O8
i listen to this song a lot

― Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:34 (thirteen years ago)

/posts v much in character

― Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:34 (thirteen years ago)

holy

― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:19 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5UqgizM268

― underrated erowid reports I have read (am0n), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:38 (thirteen years ago)

does anybody remember the vid that was similar in style to ^^^ but it was two gay dudes racing down a road or something

i do - but there's no way in hell i'm searching for it!

― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:42 (thirteen years ago)

there it is

― dayo, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:45 (thirteen years ago)

im 12 and what is this
Habatboy 1 year ago

― underrated erowid reports I have read (am0n), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:45 (thirteen years ago)

oh! wasn't loading at first for some reason

― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:49 (thirteen years ago)

http://moustair.tumblr.com/

― goole, Thursday, 17 November 2011 15:52 (thirteen years ago)

hahaha holy shit @ the hulk one

― sk8 bush (diamonddave85), Thursday, 17 November 2011 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

i herd u liked mustaches

― do you want me to share what i know w/ you or not? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 November 2011 16:04 (thirteen years ago)

Shocked to learn that Ellen of Karen and Ellen is a Bush voter.

1. George Bush has 6 letters in his first name and 4 letters in his last name, both even numbers. Michael Dukakis has 7 letters in both his first and last names, an odd number. Of course, 7 + 7 = 14 which is even, but it doesn’t work that way.

2. Bush is a Gemini, but Dukakis is a Scorpio, and you know what that means! Quayle and Bentsen are both Aquarians so that doesn’t mean anything.

― polyphonic, Thursday, 17 November 2011 20:33 (thirteen years ago)

I just got caught up on K&E

I wonder if they ever found the alligator

also Mark's recommendation letter is BRILLIANT

― Much Ado About Nuttin (DJP), Thursday, 17 November 2011 22:00 (thirteen years ago)

http://youtu.be/XF7b_MNEIAg

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 17 November 2011 23:30 (thirteen years ago)

― am0n, Friday, 18 November 2011 04:07 (thirteen years ago)

hahahahaha

― ☆★☆彡彡 (ENBB), Friday, 18 November 2011 04:11 (thirteen years ago)

so damn funny. kids doing hilarious things like that always makes me want to have a kid.

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 18 November 2011 04:29 (thirteen years ago)

but only if it's an entertaining one.

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 18 November 2011 04:30 (thirteen years ago)

― ☆★☆彡彡 (ENBB), Friday, 18 November 2011 04:31 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9YNHjRQD1Q

― jaxon, Saturday, 19 November 2011 02:44 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mIIO7l8PBE

― am0n, Sunday, 20 November 2011 06:09 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/409210_357108727638441_100000179509758_1620356_708088845_n.jpg

― your pain is probably equal (Z S), Friday, 6 January 2012 18:44 (thirteen years ago)

That is effed

― Thug Luftwaffle (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 January 2012 18:51 (thirteen years ago)

Effed the Muslim Dog

― Thug Luftwaffle (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 January 2012 18:54 (thirteen years ago)

That is eFFed

― your pain is probably equal (Z S), Friday, 6 January 2012 19:03 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1aJkUGJEw8

― ⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 7 January 2012 17:43 (thirteen years ago)

awesome

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 7 January 2012 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

lolz
youtube title reminded me of this via frank kogan, only lolworthy if you know who hyuna is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPybXboPOOk

― Thug Luftwaffle (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 7 January 2012 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

lol aw I love hyuna

― bob loblaw people (dayo), Saturday, 7 January 2012 19:43 (thirteen years ago)

http://clipartcovers.tumblr.com/

― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 00:32 (thirteen years ago)

the damaged one made me lose my shit at work

― sleep, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 00:36 (thirteen years ago)

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u92/sueyoderson/s/sxy2301.gif

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 January 2012 08:30 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFt6MyiVx54

― beachville, Thursday, 12 January 2012 13:19 (thirteen years ago)

the climax of the new Muppet movie, iirc

― dor Dumbeddownball (Eric H.), Thursday, 12 January 2012 13:46 (thirteen years ago)

there goes the balls again

― Aesop Rizzle (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 12 January 2012 14:14 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, this is the problematic part

― bob loblaw people (dayo), Thursday, January 12, 2012 1:58 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

isn't this like saying that the massive buckteeth are the only problem w/ the ronaldinho bottle opener?

― tyga mother (J0rdan S.), Thursday, January 12, 2012 7:06 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I simply use dem to open bottles.

― am0n, Thursday, January 12, 2012 7:08 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― one dis leads to another (ian), Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:17 (thirteen years ago)

lol n tings

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:36 (thirteen years ago)

this old but whatever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMFE7C5y9Zw

― latebloomer, Friday, 13 January 2012 05:43 (thirteen years ago)

"best talk show ever" at :53 is maybe the best thing i have ever seen.

― ah, how quaint (Matt P), Friday, 13 January 2012 18:42 (thirteen years ago)

how did i miss "best talk show ever" earlier? i just lost my shit.

― your pain is probably equal (Z S), Friday, 13 January 2012 19:10 (thirteen years ago)

i thought "best talk show ever" was a pranky youtube audio dub but if you google that dude you'll find other tv appearances

― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 13 January 2012 19:58 (thirteen years ago)

via ilxors on fb

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/60-completely-unusable-stock-photos

― bob loblaw people (dayo), Friday, 13 January 2012 20:12 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/7mmw4.jpg

― bob loblaw people (dayo), Friday, 13 January 2012 20:14 (thirteen years ago)

They're killing me.

― ENBB, Friday, 13 January 2012 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

oh good god, dying so much I had to shut my office door

― extremely lewd and incredibly crass (Hurting 2), Friday, 13 January 2012 20:26 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgRnbFjUMEs
off of a grady link in o_O
i am an eight year old boy but this is destroying me

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 January 2012 21:05 (thirteen years ago)

http://img.izismile.com/img/img5/20120111/1000/daily_gifdump_80_11.gif

― pplains, Saturday, 14 January 2012 00:51 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJh0EdJ-XS4

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 14 January 2012 05:49 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17BPCJInK7k

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 14 January 2012 05:49 (thirteen years ago)

i'm feeling depress thought i make a video to my brother who believes in werewolf

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 14 January 2012 05:49 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1iKHweM6ag

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 14 January 2012 05:51 (thirteen years ago)

slats in the belfry

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 14 January 2012 05:51 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnocRnrRW8k

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 14 January 2012 05:55 (thirteen years ago)

http://i41.tinypic.com/ac9wtz.jpg

― ENBB, Saturday, 14 January 2012 12:56 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-3vSTiHLq4

― caek, Saturday, 14 January 2012 17:44 (thirteen years ago)

I need an explanation

― dayo, Saturday, 14 January 2012 17:56 (thirteen years ago)

is it fae blue

― caek, Saturday, 14 January 2012 18:10 (thirteen years ago)

what the fuck language is that guy speaking

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 14 January 2012 18:28 (thirteen years ago)

That was terrifying.

Limmy is Scottish. Lol Americans.

― emil.y, Saturday, 14 January 2012 18:41 (thirteen years ago)

ah dinnae unnerstan im

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 14 January 2012 18:43 (thirteen years ago)

― your pain is probably equal (Z S), Saturday, 14 January 2012 18:48 (thirteen years ago)

The last row belongs in kinda lol but mostly sad.

― dor Dumbeddownball (Eric H.), Saturday, 14 January 2012 19:22 (thirteen years ago)

belongs on fuckingwithanimals.tumblr.com

― ⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 14 January 2012 19:27 (thirteen years ago)

thanking you forks for zacklarson

― sonderangerbot, Saturday, 14 January 2012 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ansBui-_w80

― dayo, Saturday, 14 January 2012 20:27 (thirteen years ago)

hahahah

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 15 January 2012 03:54 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxgxa1GJlnI

― dayo, Sunday, 15 January 2012 13:10 (thirteen years ago)

i have so many questions

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 15 January 2012 14:46 (thirteen years ago)

he's just a thrower

― mookieproof, Sunday, 15 January 2012 16:05 (thirteen years ago)

that is fucking amazing

― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Sunday, 15 January 2012 17:38 (thirteen years ago)

hey Corleen!

you've got a great ass.

― your pain is probably equal (Z S), Sunday, 15 January 2012 18:23 (thirteen years ago)

My girlfriend got me the 12-disc set of that guy's movies for Christmas.

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 15 January 2012 18:32 (thirteen years ago)

are you serious? what's it called? i'm intrigued!

― your pain is probably equal (Z S), Sunday, 15 January 2012 18:41 (thirteen years ago)

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjAzNzAzNjE2OF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwOTEyNzAzMQ@@._V1._SY317_CR4,0,214,317_.jpg

― mookieproof, Sunday, 15 January 2012 18:56 (thirteen years ago)

incredible

― til the power failure (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 January 2012 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.amazon.com/Girls-Guns-G-Strings-Sidaris-Collection/dp/B004HHX9OQ

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 15 January 2012 19:03 (thirteen years ago)

can't beat that price!

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 15 January 2012 19:04 (thirteen years ago)

frisbee clip is from "hard ticket to hawaii" and i have seen the whole thing twice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vzv_6dFtKD

― ⚓ (gr8080), Sunday, 15 January 2012 20:21 (thirteen years ago)

also each film in the 12-movie boxed set features an intro by a bald and wrinkled present day Andy Sidaris and some washed up porn star who occasionally flashes her boobs

― ⚓ (gr8080), Sunday, 15 January 2012 20:23 (thirteen years ago)

lame thing about the set is that it doesn't include "Stacey!" which is my fave Sidaris.

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 15 January 2012 21:26 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE8lJCp7ifQ

― pplains, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:44 (thirteen years ago)

oh dear

― ENBB, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:46 (thirteen years ago)

aaaaaaaaaaahahaha

what's sad, though, is that i thought the exact same thing

― Z S, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:47 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, me too. I've never even heard of a rabbit punch before.

― ENBB, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:47 (thirteen years ago)

it's a boxing term, david haye got away with a few

id guess the other term is more widely known.....

― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:51 (thirteen years ago)

this simple animation from the wiki page for 'donkey punch' is awesome

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:52 (thirteen years ago)

oh no

― markers, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:54 (thirteen years ago)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wiki has CHANGED

― NZA, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:41 (thirteen years ago)

I like the new name, NZA

― mh, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:51 (thirteen years ago)

omg wtf at that wiki animation O_O

― ENBB, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 03:20 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCnUFjsQe_4&feature=related

― scott seward, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 03:33 (thirteen years ago)

this dude has a fake facebook account

http://www.facebook.com/billhitchert

with which he interacts with whoever will friend him, but with which he also runs this page:

http://www.facebook.com/BHideas

and he posts highlights here:

http://megacycles.tumblr.com/

― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 08:30 (thirteen years ago)

hat tip to deej on that btw

― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 08:31 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/megacycles/15967051460/1/tumblr_lxwu1s0diL1qc8awp

Caption Jack Sparrow

― nah (crüt), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 08:36 (thirteen years ago)

Caption JECK Sparrow

― Aesop Rizzle (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 09:37 (thirteen years ago)

Amazing find, guys.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxuvj42MQJ1qc8awpo1_1280.png

― pplains, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:40 (thirteen years ago)

obomney

― quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:45 (thirteen years ago)

i didn't know there was a whole economy dedicated to devising situations in which women who might need guns are discriminated against on account of the inconvenience of particular gun alternatives

http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/megacycles/15936737347/1/tumblr_lxvq90zdjB1qc8awp etc

― quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:50 (thirteen years ago)

That's missing something surely.

"A woman living with asthma who has no legs can't use pepper spray for protection.

She can't run away either."

― ledge, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:58 (thirteen years ago)

Tragic when she has an attack at night and reaches for the wrong thing.

― pplains, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 15:04 (thirteen years ago)

An Amish woman can't use a taser for self-protection.

― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 15:09 (thirteen years ago)

the tumblr is one of those things that is amusing but which, the more you read, causes you to suffer a harrowing & vertiginous sense of the size of the world and all the quiet & personal activity in it

― quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 15:11 (thirteen years ago)

lol xp

― quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 15:11 (thirteen years ago)

lol Joe Banacci!

― ENBB, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 15:15 (thirteen years ago)

bon

― ENBB, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 15:16 (thirteen years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxwno0GgPW1qc8awpo1_400.gif

― extremely lewd and incredibly crass (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 15:21 (thirteen years ago)

I'm dying.

http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/megacycles/15693606502/1/tumblr_lxnrvwyUNc1qc8awp

― pplains, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 15:26 (thirteen years ago)

Where are you finding this stuff??

― ENBB, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 15:29 (thirteen years ago)

the tumblr link gr8080 posted upthread.

― pplains, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 15:30 (thirteen years ago)

ahhhhh

― ENBB, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 15:30 (thirteen years ago)

Oh man, this is wonderful.

― ENBB, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 15:36 (thirteen years ago)

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxux3rjj9L1qc8awpo1_500.png

― ENBB, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 15:39 (thirteen years ago)

I'm too dumb to find tumblr link AND it's a very slow day at work - help?

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 15:42 (thirteen years ago)

http://megacycles.tumblr.com

― ENBB, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 15:46 (thirteen years ago)

my hero
thanks!

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 15:46 (thirteen years ago)

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxtsvhC1DV1qc8awpo1_500.png

― ENBB, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 15:51 (thirteen years ago)

Wow.

― Aesop Rizzle (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 16:07 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/65V0H.jpg

― pplains, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

omg

― ENBB, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 16:14 (thirteen years ago)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 16:18 (thirteen years ago)

is this one guy with many fake profiles or are most of the other ones real profiles?

― extremely lewd and incredibly crass (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 16:18 (thirteen years ago)

the tumblr is hilarious and i assumed it was third party

if that rly is ol' bill then.....idk

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

laying my head on the keyboard, shaking…

http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/megacycles/15553894100/1/tumblr_lxime8vbYQ1qc8awp

― pplains, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 16:24 (thirteen years ago)

wow indeed

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 16:27 (thirteen years ago)

the guy who posts the tumblr is on facebook as "Bill Hitchert" and the "BH Ideas" page.

if you look through those pages it looks as though facebook has suspended his friend request privs, due to adding too many people who said they dont know him

― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 16:50 (thirteen years ago)

is this tumblr maintained by him? I totally did go look at him on FB and noticed you're friends with him, heh.

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 16:54 (thirteen years ago)

yeah which makes the tumblr posts w/ his comments funnier:

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxwvxs4rNH1qc8awpo1_500.png

its the most beautiful trolling ever and a very graceful critique of social networking

― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 17:00 (thirteen years ago)

that is great

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 17:02 (thirteen years ago)

There are so many users on Facebook just like "Bill". They post things like "Today's Question: During what time of the year do you feel the most sated? GO."

― pplains, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 17:05 (thirteen years ago)

that is great

yep

― HOOS steen is it anyway? (Lamp), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 17:11 (thirteen years ago)

I feel great now.

― extremely lewd and incredibly crass (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 17:13 (thirteen years ago)

idgi.

Idg many of these...

― I want your nose, your shoes and your unicycle (dog latin), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 17:16 (thirteen years ago)

tank you

― am0n, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 18:11 (thirteen years ago)

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxva29j9331qc8awpo1_500.png

― am0n, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 18:17 (thirteen years ago)

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpdlf0hxTx1qc8awpo1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1326911122&Signature=zjdXuOydqgholSS0IPzxNzMjvoo%3D

Joe Scioli Reflects on the Single Life

― max, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxrgl0BgIH1qc8awpo1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1326911139&Signature=4xFBjUGLCsPM7Ri%2BLPywllZteOc%3D

― am0n, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 18:27 (thirteen years ago)

Yikes, Joe. Yikes.

― ENBB, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 18:28 (thirteen years ago)

lol Max I see you friending Bill

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 18:33 (thirteen years ago)

duh

― max, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 18:34 (thirteen years ago)

lol: haha!

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 18:34 (thirteen years ago)

This dude better accept my friend request.

― ENBB, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 18:37 (thirteen years ago)

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Bill Hitchertposted toErica Nicole
Greetings! I’m happy to welcome you to my Personal Digital Network (PDN). There’s nothing more energizing than exchanging ideas with others, digitally. If you like the business I do, please have a look at BH Ideas, the multi-national brand which I’m developing. Check it out, and give it a “LIKE” if you want to get on board! I look forward to hearing more from you soon,
.N ҉ A ҉ M ҉ A ҉ S ҉ T ҉ E... Erica.

― ENBB, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 18:40 (thirteen years ago)

oh you guys are not allowed to have all the fun!

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 18:53 (thirteen years ago)

loooool

― markers, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 18:58 (thirteen years ago)

If I didn't love and protect my Dad so much, I would introduce him to Bill because my Dad posts stuff like this on his FB and I think they could be great friends:

G'Day to all ... must get back to work ... you know us BEAVERS ... busy busy busy ...

Shalom to the jewish faithful ... Good Morning to all ... Hot off the wire from 'The Daily Planet' media ... "This War stuff is really Pissing us off" ... there would be a story that follows ... but pictures say so much.

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

he called me danny!

― I am that young sis, the beacon, a yardstick (dayo), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 19:07 (thirteen years ago)

I don't know why but that's just perfect.

― ENBB, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 19:07 (thirteen years ago)

ohhh man! Can we all call you Danny? who am I kidding, I don't ask for permission for things like that.

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 19:09 (thirteen years ago)

haha

― mh, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 19:23 (thirteen years ago)

dannyo

― mh, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 19:23 (thirteen years ago)

belly laughs going on

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 19:24 (thirteen years ago)

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxtzhzjf3Z1qc8awpo2_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1326914863&Signature=V7TL00bgLMGzAwENH8N2Kvdg2sM%3D

Mind is blown.

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 19:28 (thirteen years ago)

lmbomaniac

― am0n, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 19:29 (thirteen years ago)

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxicciroQN1qc8awpo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1326917734&Signature=3BKfF61mxANF0eB1uvBibHuHzNw%3D

yes I have been scrolling through this all day

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:17 (thirteen years ago)

the hostetler presidential campaign is an intriguing subplot, indeed.

― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:23 (thirteen years ago)

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxu051DSyZ1qc8awpo1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1326919056&Signature=GCuq0KzmtREi7QKgv4cXWrAsm30%3D

― Aesop Rizzle (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:38 (thirteen years ago)

did not call HIM Danny

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:39 (thirteen years ago)

Bill Hitchert is a dick.

― dor Dumbeddownball (Eric H.), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:50 (thirteen years ago)

four portraits by deborah!!!!

― NZA, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:54 (thirteen years ago)

http://megacycles.tumblr.com/post/15606800146/rob-and-bob

― jed_, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 21:45 (thirteen years ago)

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxkghqOoKM1qc8awpo1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1326923150&Signature=0KUQQohobdMNqXyDBFPykmUl20Y%3D

― jed_, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 21:46 (thirteen years ago)

your pals are heavy

― cozen, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)

heavy doors

― jed_, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 22:02 (thirteen years ago)

dying @ "Namaste to both of you"

― am0n, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 22:04 (thirteen years ago)

not too long ago i had a good fake facebook profile where i had an extended bit on kim jong il for a couple of days: whenever one of my 500 (mostly fake) friends were posting i was commenting, linking whatever they were saying with a historical fact about the life of kim then whining about how i miss him etc

― Sébastien, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 22:41 (thirteen years ago)

lmao @ 0:49 http://vimeo.com/9373087

― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 23:57 (thirteen years ago)

wow, i'm into this

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 23:57 (thirteen years ago)

er, the facebook guy.
But i do like raving jimmy buffet santa at 1.23

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:00 (thirteen years ago)

lmao @ 0:49

man u ain't kiddin

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:04 (thirteen years ago)

it has an amazing cumulative effect. the first few pages raised a smile but i was loling hard at anything after 10 pages.

― jed_, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:05 (thirteen years ago)

^^^

― I am that young sis, the beacon, a yardstick (dayo), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:06 (thirteen years ago)

once you're in his world...

― I am that young sis, the beacon, a yardstick (dayo), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:07 (thirteen years ago)

he's like the the things i love most about both am0n + ice cr?m

― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:08 (thirteen years ago)

+ pplains

― I am that young sis, the beacon, a yardstick (dayo), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:12 (thirteen years ago)

had to put bill on my restricted list though, don't want to end up on the tumblr

― I am that young sis, the beacon, a yardstick (dayo), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:13 (thirteen years ago)

i do!

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:53 (thirteen years ago)

nakh got called out by bill for doing that

― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:55 (thirteen years ago)

connections

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:01 (thirteen years ago)

there's a viciousness about him that makes me not want to give up access unless I'm also in on his joke

― I am that young sis, the beacon, a yardstick (dayo), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:02 (thirteen years ago)

wonder if he'll ever break kayfabe

― I am that young sis, the beacon, a yardstick (dayo), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:02 (thirteen years ago)

x-post - Exactly. I let him write on my wall and then put him on restricted access.

― ENBB, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:03 (thirteen years ago)

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxynqrWrRj1qc8awpo1_500.png

this guy is the best

― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:10 (thirteen years ago)

he's welcome to be vicious to me honestly

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:12 (thirteen years ago)

I would like to write a grad school thesis that decontextualization is the dominant mode of interpretation in how people view the internet

― I am that young sis, the beacon, a yardstick (dayo), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:14 (thirteen years ago)

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx9184GbWx1qc8awpo1_500.png

Kimberlee, Reincarnated

― ENBB, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:17 (thirteen years ago)

I just laughed so hard I'm pretty sure my neighbors must have heard. It was sort of a cackle/belly laugh/guffaw/something I'm not sure has been classified yet.

― ENBB, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:18 (thirteen years ago)

dude's kind of mean

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:18 (thirteen years ago)

it's kind of like, what if current facebook friends status updates were a tumblr and not on 77

― I am that young sis, the beacon, a yardstick (dayo), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:21 (thirteen years ago)

Some of it is downright cruel and part of me feels bad about finding some of this so funny BUT I feel like he's commenting on social media more than the individual people? Maybe I'm just thinking that in order to make myself feel better about finding it all so amusing.

― ENBB, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:24 (thirteen years ago)

that's curt

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:26 (thirteen years ago)

http://megacycles.tumblr.com/post/15599109815/thats-curt

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:27 (thirteen years ago)

i don't think he's being mean at all! He's curating and interacting!

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:28 (thirteen years ago)

If you put it up on the internet, do not be surprised when it is discovered. Embrace the future

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:28 (thirteen years ago)

if anything, ppl are being cruel to him:

http://i.imgur.com/kMEIj.png

― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:29 (thirteen years ago)

Oh, come on Forks.

― ENBB, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:31 (thirteen years ago)

I am seriously not getting mean off this

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:31 (thirteen years ago)

this is kinda beautiful
http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/megacycles/15228698515/1/tumblr_lx7kg7pBqZ1qc8awp

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:33 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/megacycles/15597579058/1/tumblr_lxk8osdcSL1qc8awp

I def think the borat shit he does is hilarious its just when his tubmlr posts are albums of ugly people or fat people or olds or foreigners or whatever then its kinda sad. And I guess when I say this I mean sad that he's using his powers for that. I could care less about the people.

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:33 (thirteen years ago)

Dyyyyying at Danny mangling namaste on FB, I want to "like" it all but worried he might get that we're all in on his shtick.

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:35 (thirteen years ago)

just. wow.
http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/megacycles/15209188113/2/tumblr_lx73ei2Whx1qc8awp

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:36 (thirteen years ago)

totally lost my mind when i saw that

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:36 (thirteen years ago)

mean:

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvd0zjz9wQ1qc8awpo1_500.png

also hilarious. although that one is quite out-of-character mean imo.

― jed_, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:37 (thirteen years ago)

Fantasy OTM - it's mostly the gallery stuff that seems the most mean-spirited imo.

― ENBB, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:39 (thirteen years ago)

okay, that one was mean.

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:41 (thirteen years ago)

though the message that it is insane that SOCIAL MEDIA allows you to scream "My grandma is dead!!" out your window to strangers and not expect them to scream back is loud and clear

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:42 (thirteen years ago)

I def think the borat shit he does is hilarious its just when his tubmlr posts are albums of ugly people or fat people or olds or foreigners or whatever then its kinda sad. And I guess when I say this I mean sad that he's using his powers for that.

yeah, def, this

― I am that young sis, the beacon, a yardstick (dayo), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:47 (thirteen years ago)

Dyyyyying at Danny mangling namaste on FB, I want to "like" it all but worried he might get that we're all in on his shtick.

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, January 17, 2012 8:35 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark

thanks! but I think plenty of people are in on his shtick and he knows it too, but he's maintaining character

― I am that young sis, the beacon, a yardstick (dayo), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:48 (thirteen years ago)

and c'mon forks, it's not like every facebook user has an advanced understanding of facebook's privacy settings or what gets shared to your 'friends' and what doesn't

― I am that young sis, the beacon, a yardstick (dayo), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:49 (thirteen years ago)

i don't!
http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/megacycles/14661866124/1/tumblr_lwncj4iqoF1qc8awp

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:49 (thirteen years ago)

i just generally assume that anything i put on the internet is being read by people who would love to destroy me and that's been a) accurate b) a good rule of thumb

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:51 (thirteen years ago)

I'm glad everybody shares that point of view

― I am that young sis, the beacon, a yardstick (dayo), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:51 (thirteen years ago)

idk I felt pretty uncomfortable w/ these posts

http://megacycles.tumblr.com/post/15816216239/be-yourself

http://megacycles.tumblr.com/post/15816074791/safety-week

http://megacycles.tumblr.com/post/15767000602/the-effects-of-hurtful-connections

― I am that young sis, the beacon, a yardstick (dayo), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:52 (thirteen years ago)

his use of 'lmbo' def tips him off as savvy internet bro (in character)

― I am that young sis, the beacon, a yardstick (dayo), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:53 (thirteen years ago)

Dayo those were among the ones that I felt the weirdest about. The lady - well, I'm not to sure about that one but I felt really bad for that man. :(

― ENBB, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:54 (thirteen years ago)

i loved the billy snakehawk johnson one! I am reserving hope that these are more humanistic than mocking or hateful. i may be being naive here, but disingenuously so.
i really love these photo strips, they feel like unique art
http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/megacycles/14421822548/1/tumblr_lwf6cxek0e1qc8awp

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:54 (thirteen years ago)

but NOT disingenuously so.

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:55 (thirteen years ago)

that lady was pretty excited to dress up for safety week xposts

― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:55 (thirteen years ago)

idk forks, what's the point of this one?

http://megacycles.tumblr.com/post/15640106374/before-and-after

― I am that young sis, the beacon, a yardstick (dayo), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:55 (thirteen years ago)

portrait of a life.

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:57 (thirteen years ago)

it's scary to be reminded that we can all be boiled down to surface snapshots but oddly profound to view
i just don't see mean there. it's a porthole into a life that i'll never know and that's kinda wowing me.
sure a lot of these are absurd but the lack of commentary saves them from being craven
tomorrow i may be in a worse mood and disinherit this line of thinking of course

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:59 (thirteen years ago)

forks gets it

this man is an artist.

― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:59 (thirteen years ago)

at his best yeah definitely

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 02:01 (thirteen years ago)

I agree but I still think he's walking that very fine line between focusing in on certain segment of society and exploiting them. The people he's choosing to spotlight definitely don't seem very internet savvy or "in on it". I mean, I spent a couple hours looking at his Tumblr between this afternoon and tonight so I can't say I don't find it interesting it's just that some of it definitely makes me uneasy.

― ENBB, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 02:06 (thirteen years ago)

to be fair, the segment he is focusing on is people who blindly add anyone who sends them a facebook friend request

― mh, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 02:10 (thirteen years ago)

No, mean is the guy who does Don't Even Reply.com

― pplains, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 02:28 (thirteen years ago)

forks i am v mad about your post on bills facebook

― max, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 03:03 (thirteen years ago)

i wanted to know what his opinion was!

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 03:06 (thirteen years ago)

yeah wtf was that, forks

― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 04:20 (thirteen years ago)

see above

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 04:45 (thirteen years ago)

Bill subscribed to updates from Tim Tebow, Quarterback at Denver Broncos.

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 04:53 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/megacycles/15228698515/1/tumblr_lx7kg7pBqZ1qc8awp

terrence malick's facebook

― quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 09:47 (thirteen years ago)

actual lol

― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 11:43 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puZJA2qKBsw

― am0n, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 15:19 (thirteen years ago)

this kind of shit just makes me fall in love with the world all over again

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvxh5tQ53M1qc8awpo1_1280.png

― pplains, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 15:32 (thirteen years ago)

seriously that is some high found art shizz

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 15:37 (thirteen years ago)

http://youtu.be/Lt_OS54FFFE

― dmr, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 22:42 (thirteen years ago)

I meant

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt_OS54FFFE

― dmr, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 22:43 (thirteen years ago)

fuck

― dmr, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 22:43 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt_OS54FFFE

― dmr, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 22:44 (thirteen years ago)

this is how I feel, inside

― nah (crüt), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 22:45 (thirteen years ago)

http://deepseamantis.tumblr.com/
ufo culture kitsch. warning: when you will think you have arrived at the end of the page there will be some more, and then some more.

― Sébastien, Thursday, 19 January 2012 15:07 (thirteen years ago)

good find but quite a few NSFW images there

― ¯\(ツ)/¯ (am0n), Thursday, 19 January 2012 15:53 (thirteen years ago)

finally, a good tumblr

― cozen, Thursday, 19 January 2012 21:27 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvC2-IaC_gI
2:52 and 3:19

― do it, Rockapella! (Z S), Friday, 20 January 2012 14:36 (thirteen years ago)

ARIZONA

― nah (crüt), Friday, 20 January 2012 14:43 (thirteen years ago)

hey, it's the continental US, it's got some sun, it's got the desert...

can you think of a better place to vacation?

― do it, Rockapella! (Z S), Friday, 20 January 2012 14:46 (thirteen years ago)

when I was a kid before I knew what "filching" was I used to sing "she's a sticky-fingered felcher from Berlin down to Belize"

(obv I didn't know what felching was either)

― nah (crüt), Friday, 20 January 2012 14:58 (thirteen years ago)

z s are you saying that visiting the state of arizona is a joke?

― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 20 January 2012 15:23 (thirteen years ago)

I accidentally stepped foot in Arizona for a couple minutes last year, violating my "don't visit those racist assholes and their immigrant-biased laws" vow. But it was cool, I rode back to the other side of the Hoover Dam and flipped off the other side of the valley.

― mh, Friday, 20 January 2012 15:44 (thirteen years ago)

smdh

― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 20 January 2012 15:59 (thirteen years ago)

sorry, deviated into my propensity for self-parody there for a sec

― mh, Friday, 20 January 2012 16:18 (thirteen years ago)

(this is not a thing I actually did)

― mh, Friday, 20 January 2012 16:18 (thirteen years ago)

xposts, no way, i bet it's awesome! new mexico is still my favorite place in the US that i've been to, and i didn't even do anything there except drive across it while i was really stoned

― do it, Rockapella! (Z S), Friday, 20 January 2012 16:27 (thirteen years ago)

LAND OF ENCHANTMENT, new mexico
otm

― do it, Rockapella! (Z S), Friday, 20 January 2012 16:27 (thirteen years ago)

it's the best

― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Friday, 20 January 2012 16:50 (thirteen years ago)

true but az is better by a country mile.

― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 20 January 2012 18:36 (thirteen years ago)

ARIZONA: Life's a bitch and then you die

― quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Friday, 20 January 2012 19:21 (thirteen years ago)

therefore, drink ARIZONA iced tea

― I am that young sis, the beacon, a yardstick (dayo), Friday, 20 January 2012 19:27 (thirteen years ago)

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/43260616/larry.png

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 20 January 2012 19:38 (thirteen years ago)

BBC headline this morning NSFW:

Salman Rushdie pull out: A stain on India?
www.bbc.co.uk
Why Salman Rushdie's pull out from the Jaipur festival is a stain on India

― scott seward, Friday, 20 January 2012 20:00 (thirteen years ago)

lol

― Another Wein bites the dust (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 20 January 2012 20:02 (thirteen years ago)

glad they clarified

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 20 January 2012 22:57 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5sGX8VM22E

― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 21 January 2012 10:01 (thirteen years ago)

god i remember that stuff

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 21 January 2012 15:09 (thirteen years ago)

it was tasty.

― pplains, Saturday, 21 January 2012 17:46 (thirteen years ago)

Me too, but I thought it was called Jewels.

― dead-trius (Eric H.), Saturday, 21 January 2012 18:38 (thirteen years ago)

there were like sixty of them. some chemist must've figured out how to keep gel "fresh" in gum in the late seventies

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 21 January 2012 18:41 (thirteen years ago)

lol

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2012/01/22/nyregion/SNOW/SNOW-articleLarge.jpg

― caek, Saturday, 21 January 2012 19:09 (thirteen years ago)

pwned

― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Saturday, 21 January 2012 20:28 (thirteen years ago)

http://optillusions.tumblr.com/

― I am that young sis, the beacon, a yardstick (dayo), Sunday, 22 January 2012 15:01 (thirteen years ago)

Gonna assume since you've put that here that all those are fake and not even gonna try because I'm like Ethan Suplee in Mallrats when it comes to Magic Eye stuff. I can never see the sailboat.

― ENBB, Sunday, 22 January 2012 15:09 (thirteen years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwzab6Pbxj1r9nopqo1_400.gif

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Sunday, 22 January 2012 15:10 (thirteen years ago)

Your mind subconsciously interprets this line drawing of an impossible cube as a three-dimensional object, even though it is not actually possible for such an object to exist.

loooool

― do it, Rockapella! (Z S), Sunday, 22 January 2012 15:32 (thirteen years ago)

never seen the original before,

http://kateshanley.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/michelangelo_01-l.jpg?w=490

http://images.betterworldbooks.com/098/Barack-Obama-and-the-Jim-Crow-Media-9780981240572.jpg

― ogmor, Sunday, 22 January 2012 17:26 (thirteen years ago)

o yeah, that's supposed to be the lost michelangelo

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 22 January 2012 18:12 (thirteen years ago)

yes fans

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v60/gnome/yesfans.jpg

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 22 January 2012 21:40 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SdmlE5j7OM

― ⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 23 January 2012 02:18 (thirteen years ago)

kinda sad but mostly lol

― NZA, Monday, 23 January 2012 02:38 (thirteen years ago)

I can't take it

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 23 January 2012 05:57 (thirteen years ago)

that is the terror of mortality in a 30 second youtube

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 23 January 2012 05:57 (thirteen years ago)

it is seeing his hands shake before hand that had me choking up inside

― Aesop Rizzle (a hoy hoy), Monday, 23 January 2012 11:39 (thirteen years ago)

Pretty certain that was proved fake?

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 January 2012 13:01 (thirteen years ago)

Still hooked on BH Ideas….

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly4gzsFHSR1qc8awpo1_500.png

― pplains, Monday, 23 January 2012 16:04 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjwzlPd2qrs

― dayo, Monday, 23 January 2012 22:43 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zEEq3smzOs

― ¯\(ツ)/¯ (am0n), Monday, 23 January 2012 22:50 (thirteen years ago)

Pretty certain that was proved fake?

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Monday, January 23, 2012 1:01 PM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

nah

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 23 January 2012 23:23 (thirteen years ago)

the host of the show has talked about it over the years and doesn't give any indication of it being anything other than a live tv screwup.

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 23 January 2012 23:24 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9PITBODSCk&feature=player_embedded

― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Monday, 23 January 2012 23:55 (thirteen years ago)

nsfw (audio)

― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Monday, 23 January 2012 23:59 (thirteen years ago)

aw I was pullin for him

― dayo, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 00:03 (thirteen years ago)

may also be lolling more at his accent

― dayo, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 00:04 (thirteen years ago)

He's from here, isn't he?

― dead-trius (Eric H.), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 00:09 (thirteen years ago)

irl looooooooooooooool

― Aesop Rizzle (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 00:18 (thirteen years ago)

and remember...i can hear you!

lol lol

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 01:41 (thirteen years ago)

http://img-cdn.mediaplex.com/0/8975/03609_pullovers_washington_160x600_2.jpg

― SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 22:25 (thirteen years ago)

turns out my aunt in 1994 was actually fashion forward!

― SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 22:26 (thirteen years ago)

the saddest little consumer.

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 22:31 (thirteen years ago)

although i am generally supportive of any sort of trend that makes hopelessly awkward looking people fashionable for some reason

that would be a bonanza for me

― SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 22:33 (thirteen years ago)

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp63wsv8wE1qgnx3ko1_500.jpg

― SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 05:46 (thirteen years ago)

huh

― Aesop Rizzle (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 09:03 (thirteen years ago)

lmao

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 09:04 (thirteen years ago)

loool

― caek, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 11:11 (thirteen years ago)

Still loving Hitchert:

http://i39.tinypic.com/5akhw2.jpg

― ENBB, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 12:08 (thirteen years ago)

Been trying not to post every one of them I see. Difficult.

― pplains, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 14:30 (thirteen years ago)

I know!! There were so many I could have put here.

― ENBB, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 14:48 (thirteen years ago)

BH Ideas

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 15:21 (thirteen years ago)

"bill hitchert" will laugh at cripples next.

― iglu ferrignu, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 19:15 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/wave.jpg

― quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

whoa totally missed the BH Ideas discussion. Oops. Yeah shit is hilar.

There's def an art to the facebook profile photo display, the way people will reupload the same or only slightly altered image, the way it provides a chronological history of how someone has decided to present themselves to the world

also don't know how i missed this one http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvxh5tQ53M1qc8awpo1_1280.png
pp linked to but its just ... incredible. so funny

― I Love Pedantry (D-40), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 21:37 (thirteen years ago)

deej i meant to ask you where you first came accross it-- seems dude's spot hasnt been blown yet

― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 22:13 (thirteen years ago)

a friend linked it directly on facebook.

― I Love Pedantry (D-40), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 23:21 (thirteen years ago)

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxuu4vQ3k61qc8awpo1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1327620140&Signature=UT7BDhJG4472FTdHWU3ISSG1nbI%3D

― I Love Pedantry (D-40), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 23:22 (thirteen years ago)

that pic looks like he has a ponytail bound w/flowers sprouting from the back of his head

― dave cool it (stevie), Thursday, 26 January 2012 08:25 (thirteen years ago)

lol

― the rapacity of hope (latebloomer), Thursday, 26 January 2012 08:44 (thirteen years ago)

lol

― ronald goole (crüt), Thursday, 26 January 2012 08:49 (thirteen years ago)

that one really mystifies me.

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 26 January 2012 09:31 (thirteen years ago)

That guy looks so so much like this man that used to frequent my parents' old bar it's unreal. Freaks me out every time I look at it and I've actually done so wondering if maybe that guy didn't have some secret life and fake identity or something. So weird.

― ENBB, Thursday, 26 January 2012 12:04 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ykwqXuMPsoc

― I want your nose, your shoes and your unicycle (dog latin), Thursday, 26 January 2012 13:22 (thirteen years ago)

more good because i like narwhals in general.

― I want your nose, your shoes and your unicycle (dog latin), Thursday, 26 January 2012 13:26 (thirteen years ago)

Ronald listed Ina Jesika as his sister.

Ronald Boole that really touched my heart ina u have always been really special to ronald!
January 22 at 5:33pm

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 26 January 2012 13:34 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ozoTzkCeO-A

― hhhhhh Bill I juste like ertronic thinges (NZA), Friday, 27 January 2012 23:45 (thirteen years ago)

Z S you need to get to work on that^^

i expect at least 3 dozen gifs by sun up

― ⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 28 January 2012 00:50 (thirteen years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/396036_318919311486475_100001052272685_1003045_68283013_n.jpg

― scott seward, Saturday, 28 January 2012 02:24 (thirteen years ago)

why is bush on the democrats side

― dayo, Saturday, 28 January 2012 02:26 (thirteen years ago)

why doesn't the guy on the bench pick up some of the free cash on the ground

― SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Saturday, 28 January 2012 02:28 (thirteen years ago)

zachary taylor in the very back, masturbating furiously

― SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Saturday, 28 January 2012 02:29 (thirteen years ago)

idgi

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 28 January 2012 05:15 (thirteen years ago)

nothing to get, just a suspicion

― SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Saturday, 28 January 2012 05:17 (thirteen years ago)

no, i dont get the painting

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 28 January 2012 05:18 (thirteen years ago)

oh, well that i can explain i think. an unexpected scene developed friday night as president barack obama saw a destitute man on a bench in front of the white house and did not care at all. as every president in the history of the united states quickly gathered around, a group including some founding fathers, ronald reagan and abraham lincolin expressed outrage at obama's indifference. the president took the constitution in his hands, said "it's words on paper. to hell with this pathetic "country". speaking for america, let me apologize to the rest of the world, and particularly europe, for our actions over the last hundred years. i love the united nations and want a one world government", and then stood defiantly on top of the priceless document. a gang of badboys including bill clinton, george w bush, a miraculously sturdy franklin delano roosevelt and his distant cousin theodore roosevelt, stood behind obama in support, clapping loudly and using foul language. mysteriously, a large number of dollar bills covered the ground between the presidents, destitute man, and the loose pages of the constitution. no one thought to collect them and give them to the man on the bench.

― SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Saturday, 28 January 2012 05:29 (thirteen years ago)

that pic is old btw

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 28 January 2012 05:50 (thirteen years ago)

but that pic was made well into the nanosecond internet news cycle so like an hour after the pic was made someone made a replica where everyone was a demon from a bad acid trip

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 28 January 2012 05:52 (thirteen years ago)

Okay, got it now.

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 28 January 2012 06:08 (thirteen years ago)

I love that painting so much & I like to imagine the deep meaning that is probably supposed to be attached to the placing + posturing of each President

― crüt, Sunday, 29 January 2012 08:06 (thirteen years ago)

why is Andrew Jackson pointing at Lincoln?

― crüt, Sunday, 29 January 2012 08:11 (thirteen years ago)

jfk's placement & angry pointing is my favorite

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 29 January 2012 08:23 (thirteen years ago)

Jackson is poking at Lincoln to point out what Zachary Taylor is up to in the back.

― warren harding (Zachary Taylor), Sunday, 29 January 2012 08:26 (thirteen years ago)

JFK is bemused, not angry imo.

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 29 January 2012 13:30 (thirteen years ago)

drunk imo

― ⚓ (gr8080), Sunday, 29 January 2012 13:31 (thirteen years ago)

W. is like "poor homeless man, I'm sorry my successor has done this to you"

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 29 January 2012 13:37 (thirteen years ago)

Woodrow Wilson is like fuck yeah we're getting shit done

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 29 January 2012 13:38 (thirteen years ago)

Most amazing thing about painting: FDR CAN WALK!

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Sunday, 29 January 2012 14:06 (thirteen years ago)

There's a person-by-person explanation by the artist, but it's nowhere near as good as ZS'.

http://www.mcnaughtonart.com/artwork/view_zoom/?artpiece_id=379

― pplains, Sunday, 29 January 2012 17:11 (thirteen years ago)

i was kinda confused seeing that pic itt because the guy on the bench sorta looks like zs?, like ONLY A LITTLE BIT & obv zs, way smarter, not homeless, it was just confusing to me

― quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Sunday, 29 January 2012 17:34 (thirteen years ago)

the best part is that each dollar bill has a number and an explanation

like if the cumulative effect of all this insidious and evil shit done by presidents is 12 dollars and a few pieces of paper on the ground, I guess america came out pretty good!

― dayo, Sunday, 29 January 2012 17:55 (thirteen years ago)

all the presidents' hands remind me of that time when jack donaghy is making a corporate video & doesn't know how to stand or pose or gesture

― quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Sunday, 29 January 2012 19:01 (thirteen years ago)

http://youtu.be/piUb5dgTl84

― quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Sunday, 29 January 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

that artist's page is infuriating, when you scroll over someone's face and the little info box pops up on the right there's no way to scroll down without accidentally hovering your mouse over something else

― hhhhhh Bill I juste like ertronic thinges (NZA), Monday, 30 January 2012 00:26 (thirteen years ago)

oh wait it scrolls on its own, i guess i just read too fast

― hhhhhh Bill I juste like ertronic thinges (NZA), Monday, 30 January 2012 00:27 (thirteen years ago)

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/423996_10151210292985262_696860261_22605623_1795920694_n.jpg

― hhhhhh Bill I juste like ertronic thinges (NZA), Monday, 30 January 2012 03:43 (thirteen years ago)

http://riversmeeting.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/pic28768.jpg

― jed_, Monday, 30 January 2012 03:49 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/cKkBGh.jpg

― omar little, Monday, 30 January 2012 19:30 (thirteen years ago)

hmpf

― ENBB, Monday, 30 January 2012 19:39 (thirteen years ago)

just kidding! <3 pugloaf

― ENBB, Monday, 30 January 2012 19:39 (thirteen years ago)

oh my god! that's amazing.

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 30 January 2012 19:57 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/e92nS.jpg

― ⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 30 January 2012 20:14 (thirteen years ago)

lol uncanny

― ENBB, Monday, 30 January 2012 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XREnvJRkif0

― am0n, Monday, 30 January 2012 20:40 (thirteen years ago)

That should not be that funny. Holy hell.

― ENBB, Monday, 30 January 2012 21:39 (thirteen years ago)

Man Rick Perry looks rough there.

― pplains, Monday, 30 January 2012 21:40 (thirteen years ago)

also classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2oZWpqtNi4

― ⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 30 January 2012 21:45 (thirteen years ago)

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081109074648/uncyclopedia/images/9/9b/Charles_manson_expressions_3129.gif http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081109074648/uncyclopedia/images/9/9b/Charles_manson_expressions_3129.gif http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081109074648/uncyclopedia/images/9/9b/Charles_manson_expressions_3129.gif http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081109074648/uncyclopedia/images/9/9b/Charles_manson_expressions_3129.gif http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081109074648/uncyclopedia/images/9/9b/Charles_manson_expressions_3129.gif http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081109074648/uncyclopedia/images/9/9b/Charles_manson_expressions_3129.gif

― pplains, Monday, 30 January 2012 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

I rule the underworld, guy

― frogBaSeball (Hurting 2), Monday, 30 January 2012 22:12 (thirteen years ago)

i gotta motorcycle and a sleeping bag

― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 02:45 (thirteen years ago)

i've written so much about bands that worship manson, but i will never understand the appeal...

― dave cool it (stevie), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 07:21 (thirteen years ago)

he'd be small potatoes if they hadn't killed celebrities

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 08:57 (thirteen years ago)

Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

― am0n, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 13:42 (thirteen years ago)

lol

― ENBB, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 14:17 (thirteen years ago)

refusing to move my bookmark from Matt's post so that I keep coming back and rereading am0n's transcription

― mh, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 14:20 (thirteen years ago)

me too

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 14:28 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.lettersofnote.com/2012/01/to-my-old-master.html

― Quand le déshonneur est public, il faut que la vengeance soit (Michael White), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 22:08 (thirteen years ago)

xpost to passive aggressive notes

― Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 22:14 (thirteen years ago)

That's a good one, but it's also sparked a pet peeve of mine.

I don't want to be all "oh, I knew about the Yao meme face before reddit did", but this true story has been around for at least two years. It certainly isn't "newly discovered" as Yahoo said on its front page today.

Last week, my Facebook news feed was blowing up with "omg, John Tyler's GRANDCHILDREN are still alive!" Yeah, I know. I don't expect it to be common knowledge, but it drives me crazy how Yahoo or reddit or Fark flip through a trivia book randomly and "newly discover" these neat stories.

I guess I don't mind since not everyone reads these things the first time they're reported, but the shelf life of a story on the Internet needs to start getting a little longer in the tooth.

― pplains, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 22:15 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah I hadn't seen this before so it's new to me.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 22:20 (thirteen years ago)

it will always be sb to me

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 22:21 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w-58hQ9dLk

― pplains, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 22:43 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.avclub.com/articles/terrifying-horse-mask-has-the-greatest-customer-im,68579/

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 22:43 (thirteen years ago)

ok lol that may be better than the 20th century fox theme

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 22:45 (thirteen years ago)

serious, painful lols at melodica jpark cover

― hhhhhh Bill I juste like ertronic thinges (NZA), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 23:25 (thirteen years ago)

reminded me of this classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGwwJEE7k48

― am0n, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 23:35 (thirteen years ago)

uh oh I'm missing uh oh I'm having a fantasy's post

― am0n, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 23:37 (thirteen years ago)

attn ilx user hi dere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UUPEo849_s

― pplains, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 01:35 (thirteen years ago)

― pplains

not nearly as 'amazing' but my dad's grandfather was born around 1850 and my dad's only 65, i figure stuff like that must be common.

― omar little, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 07:15 (thirteen years ago)

your grandfather was nearly 100 when he sired your father?

― dayo, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 11:40 (thirteen years ago)

dad's grandfather

― tumblring dice (crüt), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 11:43 (thirteen years ago)

That is pretty wild, Omar.

My wife's dad was three years older than my grandfather.

― pplains, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 15:19 (thirteen years ago)

whaaao

I dated someone whose father turned 75 while we were together, that is the largest age gap I've been close to

― mh, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 15:28 (thirteen years ago)

my friend who's 25, his father is like... 86?

― dayo, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 15:30 (thirteen years ago)

It's going to be great when someone 100 years from now becomes a surrogate mother to an embryo fertilized by George W. Bush.

― pplains, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 15:35 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGDTfoVyr5Y#!

― markers, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

JUST HAVE A WONDERFUL NIGHT

― markers, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 17:22 (thirteen years ago)

my dad was born in '46, my grandfather in '00, my great-grandfather in the 1850s. i'm sure there's a matthew brady daguerreotype lying around the house somewhere showing him as a teenager.

― omar little, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 18:35 (thirteen years ago)

my parents were a little older when they had me, and they were both younger kids in their families. it always kinda weirded me out when other kids would talk about going to see their great-grandparents. like i didn't think that should be possible.

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, February 1, 2012 9:38 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol i posted this in the diddy dirty money thread 2 hours ago

anyway, that's my story, thx.

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 18:38 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, or like, when someone's grandma would be as old as my mom. Gave me the shivers; both because it made my mom seem too old and their grandma not old enough.

― beachville, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 18:40 (thirteen years ago)

I met my great-grandmother for the first time at my grandfather's funeral (her son.)

He was 70 and she was 85. If my family had tired a little harder, we could've had like six generations in this last century.

― pplains, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 18:46 (thirteen years ago)

sonic guy is like the anti-fire-in-the-hole; love him.

― Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 19:17 (thirteen years ago)

that giorgio guy's awesome

― dave cool it (stevie), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 19:42 (thirteen years ago)

he ordered cheddar tots but he's getting laid

― hhhhhh Bill I juste like ertronic thinges (NZA), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 19:54 (thirteen years ago)

trax 2012

― his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 20:14 (thirteen years ago)

haha otm; fuck a nyancat

― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 21:01 (thirteen years ago)

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/427732_293441540712876_260338560689841_822126_1723924748_n.jpg

― hhhhhh Bill I juste like ertronic thinges (NZA), Wednesday, 1 February 2012 21:26 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/siRfk.gif

― am0n, Thursday, 2 February 2012 16:23 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpqqycJiaq8

― am0n, Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:17 (thirteen years ago)

9/11 ruined flying planes into buildings for everyone.

― pplains, Thursday, 2 February 2012 18:24 (thirteen years ago)

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lys2ng3EWB1qiphs4o1_500.png

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 2 February 2012 19:03 (thirteen years ago)

looooool

― dayo, Thursday, 2 February 2012 19:03 (thirteen years ago)

guys look more like rosemary really

― Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 February 2012 19:04 (thirteen years ago)

Belongs on this thread.

celebrity doubles: lookalikes and impersonators

― pplains, Thursday, 2 February 2012 19:05 (thirteen years ago)

oh wait a minute, this one: lookalikes

― pplains, Thursday, 2 February 2012 19:08 (thirteen years ago)

I have no idea which of those three is supposed to be the lookalike

― mh, Thursday, 2 February 2012 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

guy on the right is dawkins obv, middle buscemi, left clooney

― is it hrostep? (cozen), Thursday, 2 February 2012 20:39 (thirteen years ago)

I've literally had the worst day at work in quite some time and that picture is giving me giggle fits. Afternoon made.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 2 February 2012 21:10 (thirteen years ago)

losing it at fried-egg face

― jed_, Friday, 3 February 2012 01:57 (thirteen years ago)

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/427187_10100373467425295_357260851_n.jpg

― like Amy Winehouse (not how should looks currently, obviously) (NZA), Friday, 3 February 2012 05:14 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWYvKekxSsg

― i will see u later. (am0n), Friday, 3 February 2012 05:39 (thirteen years ago)

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/9220/sataniststarfail.jpg

― bs and 'Why Do You Listen To Frog?' (DJ Mencap), Friday, 3 February 2012 14:32 (thirteen years ago)

had to google the muso joke up there, it led me to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uub0z8wJfhU

― ●-● (ledge), Friday, 3 February 2012 14:39 (thirteen years ago)

stupid peice of shit

― Quand le déshonneur est public, il faut que la vengeance soit (Michael White), Friday, 3 February 2012 15:22 (thirteen years ago)

awes

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Friday, 3 February 2012 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

ha, way to take it like a real pro

― the arm (NZA), Friday, 3 February 2012 20:23 (thirteen years ago)

i love his brief "this fuckin guy, amirite" look when he's done.

and the brow mop. very slavic.

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Friday, 3 February 2012 20:31 (thirteen years ago)

love that guy.

― jed_, Friday, 3 February 2012 20:39 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noBIGSV-3D0

― i will see u later. (am0n), Friday, 3 February 2012 20:53 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9EP6U0BBrA

― pplains, Friday, 3 February 2012 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

last time i went to a movie theater some guys iphone went off during a rly quiet part and it was a submarine diving alarm sound for extra obnoxiousness

― i will see u later. (am0n), Friday, 3 February 2012 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

or this one rather

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoX7vd30zq8

― i will see u later. (am0n), Friday, 3 February 2012 21:12 (thirteen years ago)

will always love this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcoe3PboY_Y

― pplains, Friday, 3 February 2012 21:26 (thirteen years ago)

and this is dad humor for the new decade but whatev

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYulF6Lhq2Q

― pplains, Friday, 3 February 2012 21:26 (thirteen years ago)

http://footage.shutterstock.com/clip-375922-stock-footage-bear-toy-computer.html

― dayo, Saturday, 4 February 2012 14:25 (thirteen years ago)

had no idea shutterstock sold stock footage

there goes the rest of my morning

― ⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 4 February 2012 17:26 (thirteen years ago)

http://footage.shutterstock.com/search/?query=sexy+female+dj

― ⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 4 February 2012 17:51 (thirteen years ago)

i'll go ready that "shuttercock" dn in advance i guess

― Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 4 February 2012 17:58 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KGlBHyVeYU

― dayo, Saturday, 4 February 2012 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

awesome.

can we do an overdub w/ Z S's narration?

― ⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 4 February 2012 18:28 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VUo8OuFaiI

also lol @ the youtube string: 6VUo8OuFaiI

― dayo, Saturday, 4 February 2012 18:30 (thirteen years ago)

lol

― ⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 4 February 2012 18:49 (thirteen years ago)

OUFAIL12

― Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 4 February 2012 19:03 (thirteen years ago)

What has President Obama done?
Please visit
www.McLaughlinArt.com

― a hoy hoy, Saturday, 4 February 2012 19:28 (thirteen years ago)

Gr8080, might I suggest you check these out.

Depressing Stock Photos

― pplains, Saturday, 4 February 2012 19:43 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLEDZmRaOMY

― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 21:47 (thirteen years ago)

the beer bong at 1:42 is the best

― Z S, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

Tynan?

― the greates (crüt), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

lean back like fat joe and the terror squad!!

― the greates (crüt), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 21:50 (thirteen years ago)

what does snoop dogg need an umbrella for? that's right: a chance of drizzle.

― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 21:55 (thirteen years ago)

lean back like fat joe and the terror squad!!

― the greates (crüt), Wednesday, February 8, 2012 9:50 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 22:09 (thirteen years ago)

oh wow i love this guy
this is what the weather guy's gonna be like everywhere in 2035

― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 February 2012 00:11 (thirteen years ago)

lean back like fat joe and the terror squad!!

― the greates (crüt), Wednesday, February 8, 2012 9:50 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, February 8, 2012 12:09 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i still cant believe this one

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 9 February 2012 03:50 (thirteen years ago)

oh wow i love this guy
this is what the weather guy's gonna be like everywhere in 2035

― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, February 8, 2012 7:11 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm and also idiocracy is a non-fiction movie

― the arm (NZA), Thursday, 9 February 2012 05:08 (thirteen years ago)

Wouldn't think that would fly in Alpena. My parents used to live in that area. Trying to imagine my 91 year old father watching this guy.

― garbage corn fan (Je55e), Friday, 10 February 2012 00:35 (thirteen years ago)

I didn't even get all the pop references.

― pplains, Friday, 10 February 2012 00:55 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTbtl8_5agM

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 February 2012 23:56 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ansBui-_w80

― Z S, Saturday, 11 February 2012 16:50 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRGqeHIItY8

― valleys of your mind (mh), Sunday, 12 February 2012 02:25 (thirteen years ago)

hahaa

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 12 February 2012 03:11 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nk6SnTFSJyk

― The Austerity of PONIES (beachville), Sunday, 12 February 2012 09:15 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.kotzendes-einhorn.de/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/goldenshowerpuppet.gif

― am0n, Sunday, 12 February 2012 15:43 (thirteen years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz9eub0ORQ1qdlh1io1_r1_400.gif

― ⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 13 February 2012 17:16 (thirteen years ago)

hahaha

― pplains, Monday, 13 February 2012 17:25 (thirteen years ago)

approaching slowly for now. I think there's mutual attraction, but my brain is still kind of scrambled atm and I hear it's been a while since her last relationship, so maybe just ease into it for both of us.

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, February 14, 2012 1:04 AM

ease into the pussy amirite

― lag∞n affiliated (The Reverend), Tuesday, February 14, 2012 2:29 AM

― the late great, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 05:07 (thirteen years ago)

77 off of 77

c u in 60, v4hid

― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 05:22 (thirteen years ago)

wha?

who let me on 77?

― the late great, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 06:03 (thirteen years ago)

i was just looking at site new answers, i swear!

― the late great, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 06:04 (thirteen years ago)

oh sorry-- its on TMI

youre prob getting banned anyway, sorry bro

― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 06:05 (thirteen years ago)

c'est la vie

― the late great, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 06:19 (thirteen years ago)

that post being in italics really bumps it up a notch imo

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 07:24 (thirteen years ago)

http://28.media.tumblr.com/9cyPFQbgCpdz459ooneXkcqso1_500.jpg

― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 18:03 (thirteen years ago)

Rice Dick

― caek, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 18:53 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMfX9fu2030

― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 19:06 (thirteen years ago)

http://media.al.com/birmingham-news/photo/2012/02/10562963-standard.jpg

― dmr, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:14 (thirteen years ago)

hahahaha

― tmi but (Z S), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:18 (thirteen years ago)

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2012/02/8ff47580a6b552377c1eedc604213482.jpg

― tmi but (Z S), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 21:20 (thirteen years ago)

bama

― pplains, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 21:22 (thirteen years ago)

so who is this kid

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 21:28 (thirteen years ago)

his twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/jack_____enship/

"Publicly embarrassing myself since 1992."

http://jblankenship.tumblr.com/

― tmi but (Z S), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 21:30 (thirteen years ago)

https://twitpic.com/show/iphone/6bnpog

https://p.twimg.com/Ak88JLkCEAA8MOa.jpg:large

― tmi but (Z S), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 21:33 (thirteen years ago)

i kinda feel sorry for him. he's under pressure to deliver, and i have no confidence in his ability to innovate

― tmi but (Z S), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 21:34 (thirteen years ago)

he must get laid all the time.

― pplains, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 21:48 (thirteen years ago)

Also, I started college in 1992.

http://www.venomlist.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/suicide.gif

― pplains, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 21:52 (thirteen years ago)

i can sort of understand his weirdness. in middle school i would occasionally climb underneath the bleachers at football games and adopt this terrible troll voice and distorted face, and squeal "don't look at my faaaaaace! it's terrrible!" at strangers and other classmates. by doing this i pretty much guaranteed, unwittingly, that i would never have a girlfriend until i left the town, but i did it just to make my friend john laugh. maybe he's still in that mental zone

― tmi but (Z S), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 21:53 (thirteen years ago)

My old radio friends have been shaking their damn heads.

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s720x720/421067_3401977053454_1390676778_33386520_1598230632_n.jpg

― pplains, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 22:39 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Srp0ADvcIIs&hd=1

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Thursday, 16 February 2012 22:37 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QCYys449FA

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 16 February 2012 22:42 (thirteen years ago)

lmao

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 16 February 2012 23:20 (thirteen years ago)

Angie Maxx
@xoxoAngieAngel

OMG my video si getting so much attention form evrybody!!! can someone get it to jerry or jereemy or whatever his name is lol

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 16 February 2012 23:21 (thirteen years ago)

It can't be real, right?

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 16 February 2012 23:23 (thirteen years ago)

nah

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 16 February 2012 23:24 (thirteen years ago)

yeah her twitter only has like one post

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 16 February 2012 23:35 (thirteen years ago)

about the video

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 16 February 2012 23:38 (thirteen years ago)

from 3 hours ago

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 16 February 2012 23:38 (thirteen years ago)

would date

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 16 February 2012 23:55 (thirteen years ago)

you likea da trolls, eh

― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 February 2012 00:06 (thirteen years ago)

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/423018_392313454116310_261827357164921_1731621_747149535_n.jpg

― more like slayla (NZA), Friday, 17 February 2012 02:34 (thirteen years ago)

*_*

― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Friday, 17 February 2012 02:38 (thirteen years ago)

― ( -- ( .) - ( .) / (am0n), Friday, 17 February 2012 02:38 (thirteen years ago)

zenlike koans

― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Friday, 17 February 2012 02:38 (thirteen years ago)

poll

― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Friday, 17 February 2012 03:39 (thirteen years ago)

waow

― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Friday, 17 February 2012 07:58 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.hscripts.com/freeimages/icons/mini-icons/warning/warning11.gifNo results found for "repossess underwear (false image)".

― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Friday, 17 February 2012 08:04 (thirteen years ago)

poll

― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Thursday, February 16, 2012 9:39 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Friday, 17 February 2012 14:24 (thirteen years ago)

http://espn.go.com/high-school/story/_/id/7581140/piggyback-bandit-puzzles-high-school-sports-officials-northwest

― ( -- ( .) - ( .) / (am0n), Friday, 17 February 2012 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

angiemaxx needs to update her troll creds. FSU hasn't been the top party school in a few years! hell, didn't even crack the top 5 of this year's Princeton Review list.

― andrew m., Friday, 17 February 2012 18:43 (thirteen years ago)

http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/images/39/2012/02/84e7ff84e3a058f26133a7cdf21dfc97.jpg

― ( -- ( .) - ( .) / (am0n), Friday, 17 February 2012 18:46 (thirteen years ago)

Shayegan has a lengthy criminal rap sheet in Washington, as well as nine outstanding warrants in one town in that state. Because of his piggyback antics, he has been banned from high school sporting events in Washington, Oregon, Montana, North Dakota and Minnesota.

"What's disturbing to me is that he is jumping on our young athletes, he is 240 pounds, and he can hurt someone," said Mark Beckman, executive director of the Montana High School Sports Association.

In October, Shayegan was arrested in Helena, Mont., for jumping on two unsuspecting high school soccer players during a state tournament.

Shayegan said something to a motel clerk in Helena that day that prompted the clerk to call police. A plainclothes officer went to the tournament and watched Shayegan jump on the back of a player.

amazing.

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:03 (thirteen years ago)

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100204151015AAygIYz

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:04 (thirteen years ago)

dude is def special

― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 February 2012 21:10 (thirteen years ago)

oh god first ahmadenijad and now this

― the late great, Friday, 17 February 2012 22:16 (thirteen years ago)

― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Friday, 17 February 2012 22:29 (thirteen years ago)

friend of a friend uploaded this on fbook explaining the porche driver impatiently tried to pass backed-up traffic and ended up here:
http://i.imgur.com/I1AsM.jpg

― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 17 February 2012 23:27 (thirteen years ago)

Looks like the Marina district in SF. That wouldn't surprise me there.

― le ralliement du doute et de l'erreur (Michael White), Friday, 17 February 2012 23:29 (thirteen years ago)

oh man, i'm sure all the drivers were looooooooooling but i feel so bad for the road crew

― tmi but (Z S), Friday, 17 February 2012 23:34 (thirteen years ago)

i like how the driver is out there helping them

― tmi but (Z S), Friday, 17 February 2012 23:34 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, did i pass a coffee shop a mile back. have it ready for me in a half hour

― brownie, Friday, 17 February 2012 23:37 (thirteen years ago)

yeah it was marina district in SF lol

― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 17 February 2012 23:37 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUUhh5Bn2aI

― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Saturday, 18 February 2012 21:14 (thirteen years ago)

lol

― ⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 18 February 2012 21:18 (thirteen years ago)

that's weird, it's supposed to be a slow motion shot but it looks like they just told the actor to move really slowly?

― tmi but (Z S), Saturday, 18 February 2012 21:33 (thirteen years ago)

action movie poll bleeding into all threads

― ⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 18 February 2012 21:43 (thirteen years ago)

The End

― Das (brownie), Sunday, 19 February 2012 04:08 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLOps4qA5rM

1:30 -1:35 underrated

― tmi but (Z S), Sunday, 19 February 2012 15:44 (thirteen years ago)

MY PARENTS ARE DEAD

― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Sunday, 19 February 2012 15:50 (thirteen years ago)

I want to move to toronot

― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Sunday, 19 February 2012 15:50 (thirteen years ago)

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Sunday, 19 February 2012 16:28 (thirteen years ago)

2:24

― piggyback payoff (NZA), Sunday, 19 February 2012 20:53 (thirteen years ago)

i'm sure everybody's seen this and it's loldadjokes but
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/427308_331292543574809_117148544989211_837430_740644936_n.jpg

― piggyback payoff (NZA), Sunday, 19 February 2012 22:12 (thirteen years ago)

their director of user experience is a dog

― lex pretend, Sunday, February 19, 2012 11:40 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 19 February 2012 23:49 (thirteen years ago)

deal with it

― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Monday, 20 February 2012 06:51 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.tofugu.com/2012/02/18/japanese-fart-scrolls/

http://i.imgur.com/F1ckv.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/TT0vS.jpg

― ⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 20 February 2012 18:32 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Gh0d0.jpg

i lol'd

― catbus otm (gbx), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 01:07 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPETOynoev0

― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 02:01 (thirteen years ago)

has any child any been more aptly named than herbie pulgar

― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 02:20 (thirteen years ago)

come on kid, there will be OTHER sticker contests, pull yourself together

― tmi but (Z S), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 07:24 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3jOlQqDPzQ

― ( -- ( .) - ( .) / (am0n), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 15:59 (thirteen years ago)

lol what a boob

― a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)

looooool

― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:01 (thirteen years ago)

more on Herbie Pulgar: http://www.npr.org/2012/02/09/146651474/gang-signs-and-a-sticker-chicago-pulls-teens-design

― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 02:47 (thirteen years ago)

But Pulgar, a freshman at a high school for children with emotional and learning disabilities,

aw, why you gotta kill his dreams. fuckers

― flagp∞st (dayo), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 02:53 (thirteen years ago)

man now i feel guilty for lolling at him

― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 03:48 (thirteen years ago)

cute kid, obviously special

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2012/2/9/10/enhanced-buzz-4934-1328801827-10.jpg

― the late great, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 06:42 (thirteen years ago)

man, fuck a chicago

― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 09:27 (thirteen years ago)

― Big Mr. Guess U.S.A. Champion (crüt), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 10:37 (thirteen years ago)

cute kid, obviously an mlk

― beachville, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 10:39 (thirteen years ago)

mld

― beachville, Wednesday, 22 February 2012 10:39 (thirteen years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzt9ux4AA91qapxj4o1_500.jpg

― lorem ipsum dolor de estómago (am0n), Thursday, 23 February 2012 16:22 (thirteen years ago)

"shame"

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Thursday, 23 February 2012 16:24 (thirteen years ago)

Amerca

― lorem ipsum dolor de estómago (am0n), Thursday, 23 February 2012 16:24 (thirteen years ago)

ha, yes

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Thursday, 23 February 2012 16:26 (thirteen years ago)

do we have a thread for inadvertently sarcastic signs

― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Thursday, 23 February 2012 16:28 (thirteen years ago)

p sure there's more than one blog of those!

― Critique of Pure Moods (goole), Thursday, 23 February 2012 16:29 (thirteen years ago)

sure, but fuck a blog iirc

― (thinks and smiles) (DJP), Thursday, 23 February 2012 16:33 (thirteen years ago)

"Get a Brain! Morans": Word is out

― lorem ipsum dolor de estómago (am0n), Thursday, 23 February 2012 18:27 (thirteen years ago)

http://blaaargh.tumblr.com/post/18180278006

― flagp∞st (dayo), Friday, 24 February 2012 12:52 (thirteen years ago)

oh my god. My bird would do that. Heh.

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 24 February 2012 13:13 (thirteen years ago)

crying

― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Friday, 24 February 2012 16:25 (thirteen years ago)

oh noooo

― goole, Friday, 24 February 2012 16:48 (thirteen years ago)

how do you clean a parakeet

― catbus otm (gbx), Friday, 24 February 2012 16:51 (thirteen years ago)

omg!

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 24 February 2012 16:52 (thirteen years ago)

apparently that is from the adam sandler film jack and jill

― max, Friday, 24 February 2012 16:57 (thirteen years ago)

oh noooo

― goole, Friday, February 24, 2012 10:48 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― goole, Friday, 24 February 2012 17:03 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdRvlLZLI6c

― max, Friday, 24 February 2012 17:17 (thirteen years ago)

...

and I even saw that movie.

― dead-trius (Eric H.), Friday, 24 February 2012 17:18 (thirteen years ago)

"some birds were coated in the making of this film"

― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 February 2012 17:25 (thirteen years ago)

http://twitpic.com/8o4znl

― the jeremy lin of YANIV (cozen), Friday, 24 February 2012 21:57 (thirteen years ago)

that mobile cat facts prank is so great

― valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 24 February 2012 21:57 (thirteen years ago)

idgi

― goole, Friday, 24 February 2012 21:59 (thirteen years ago)

og
http://www.geekologie.com/2012/01/26/cat-facts-prank.jpg

― the jeremy lin of YANIV (cozen), Friday, 24 February 2012 22:01 (thirteen years ago)

also in JW's the cancel code has a mix of capital Is and lowercase ls –

― the jeremy lin of YANIV (cozen), Friday, 24 February 2012 22:09 (thirteen years ago)

oh.

― goole, Friday, 24 February 2012 22:11 (thirteen years ago)

Thanks for subscribing to JW's the Cancel Code Facts!

― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Friday, 24 February 2012 22:43 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVdpUTDEGKc

― scott seward, Monday, 27 February 2012 13:43 (thirteen years ago)

Mee-wow!

― andrew m., Monday, 27 February 2012 15:22 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3C2RzUsObs&feature=player_embedded

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 27 February 2012 22:29 (thirteen years ago)

I dunno why but I want an iced burger now

― flagp∞st (dayo), Monday, 27 February 2012 22:36 (thirteen years ago)

i don't even

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 01:35 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/amber-tamblyn-convinces-tyrese-gibson-shes-amber-rose/

― ⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 3 March 2012 01:00 (thirteen years ago)

^^^^^^non-nude but NSFW-y photo at the top of that page

― ⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 3 March 2012 01:01 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XofxIYyvZ1s&feature=player_embedded

― jed_, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 00:36 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/rS5Jv.jpg

― Sébastien, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

― beachville, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:05 (thirteen years ago)

Wait was that monkey smelling its ass thing a joke because that was literally the first meme I remember seeing online. Over 10 years ago.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:06 (thirteen years ago)

xp silly error of translation. polish can refer to the ppl and also to rub up ... so here we got "rub up the sossidge"

― Sébastien, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:09 (thirteen years ago)

I hear your mom polishes sausages

― flagp∞st (dayo), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:10 (thirteen years ago)

Hey, at least they vouvoyer-ed when asking to polish the sausage.

― Morning becomes apopleptic (Michael White), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

Veulliez bien avoir la gentillesse de me polir la saucisse.

― Morning becomes apopleptic (Michael White), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

wasn't that monkey clip in austin powers 2 or was that the monkey who drank his own pee

― pplains, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:31 (thirteen years ago)

we should poll those two videos

― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:39 (thirteen years ago)

only one of the two was a p4k review

― flagp∞st (dayo), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 18:40 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oshz-pMttAU

― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 19:10 (thirteen years ago)

lmao

― D-40, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 20:37 (thirteen years ago)

mmmmmaybe? hello?
iiiiii guessss not.

― Pup Shalom Dog Costume (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 March 2012 05:34 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.grandforksherald.com/event/article/id/231419/

My takeaway from this: Marilyn Hagerty seems like a warm and welcoming person.

― Eric H., Thursday, 8 March 2012 13:56 (thirteen years ago)

my hometown paper, bringing the ruckus

― Pup Shalom Dog Costume (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 March 2012 18:54 (thirteen years ago)

interview w/ Marilyn:

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/forkintheroad/2012/03/olive_garden_review_marilyn_hegarty.php

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 8 March 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

That woman is better at her job than I will ever be.

― valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 8 March 2012 19:07 (thirteen years ago)

And she enjoys eating a lot more than I do, too.

― Eric H., Thursday, 8 March 2012 19:10 (thirteen years ago)

i can empathize w/ the people of grand forks since i live in a metropolis without an Olive Garden

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 8 March 2012 19:18 (thirteen years ago)

The "pasta chain small towners inexplicably must visit" switched to Macaroni Grill a number of years ago, here. Not sure if that is due to it being a more recent chain.

― valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 8 March 2012 19:30 (thirteen years ago)

It's also better. *ducks*

― Eric H., Thursday, 8 March 2012 19:36 (thirteen years ago)

*wonders why he just ducked*

― Eric H., Thursday, 8 March 2012 19:36 (thirteen years ago)

It's better, kind of like how Chili's is better than Applebees

― valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 8 March 2012 19:56 (thirteen years ago)

does macaroni grill have UNLIMITED soup, salad, and breadsticks?

i didn't think so.

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 8 March 2012 20:02 (thirteen years ago)

There was twitter discussion on this last night between people from my hometown and we all hate Olive Garden for the same exact reason: They bulldozed our favorite neon orange putt-putt course to put up the first Olive Garden here in the mid-90s.

― pplains, Thursday, 8 March 2012 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

gr8080 otm

― Big Mr. Guess U.S.A. Champion (crüt), Thursday, 8 March 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

full disclosure i do dine at macaroni grill on occasion

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 8 March 2012 20:59 (thirteen years ago)

My town is four times the size of Grand Forks and there was a line out the door when Chipotle finally moved in.

Dunkin Donuts is slated to open in 2013 and they're probably going to have to get off-duty cops to direct traffic.

― pplains, Thursday, 8 March 2012 21:06 (thirteen years ago)

it is probably because there is something wrong with me, but i loathe these places. the local olive garden, where certain family members like to dine occasionally, is in the parking lot of this giant fucking strip mall that also houses a bunch of other competing chain restaurants: shari's (famous for pie), red lobster, applebees, some weird fake "barbecue shack", a mongolian grill, etc. we don't rate a cheesecake factory, i guess.

anyway, these awful, suprisingly expensive flavor troughs are fucking constantly MOBBED with with with with people, with awful, grinning, doggie-bag-toting, human-type people. they make you take a little plastic beeper and stand around with the moon-eyed, slack-jawed yard stock for an hour or so before being allowed the pleasure of sitting and eating in the food hangar area. dngi. dnwtgi.

― contenderizer, Thursday, 8 March 2012 22:35 (thirteen years ago)

[/twominuteshate]

― contenderizer, Thursday, 8 March 2012 22:35 (thirteen years ago)

some weird fake "barbecue shack"

is it a famous dave's?

― goole, Thursday, 8 March 2012 22:37 (thirteen years ago)

haha, I was about to ask if it was famous dave's

I don't know if it's true but supposedly Cheesecake Factory and PF Chang's have some sort of property development expansion deal where you only get PF Chang's if there is a Cheesecake Factory. Doesn't make all that much sense, but Fleming's Steakhouse has the same owners as PF Chang's and you do see those together

― valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 8 March 2012 22:41 (thirteen years ago)

yeah i kinda figured they were two arms of the same octopus

― goole, Thursday, 8 March 2012 22:42 (thirteen years ago)

just quality social commentary from dr. contenderizer

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 8 March 2012 22:42 (thirteen years ago)

Not the thread for it even though it could be considered lolz but the newspaper I work for recently published the top restaurants in the state by gross receipts.

Top four were Golden Corral, Red Lobster, the cafeteria at Walmart headquarters and Olive Garden.

These are for individual locations, not for the chains as a whole.

― pplains, Thursday, 8 March 2012 22:44 (thirteen years ago)

The state liquor commission here publishes a sales chart for the previous year/period and it's always pretty enlightening. People drink a looooot of Black Velvet.

― valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 8 March 2012 22:49 (thirteen years ago)

it is a famous daves! i have never been there.

― contenderizer, Thursday, 8 March 2012 22:55 (thirteen years ago)

just quality social commentary from dr. contenderizer

i even took out the mean parts on behalf of the dearly beloved. "doggie-bag-toting" is such a total euphemism for like axes through skulls, the shadow of futility, endless...revolt...

― contenderizer, Thursday, 8 March 2012 22:56 (thirteen years ago)

lol i watched an old episode of COPS last nite and as they were loading this handcuffed perp in to the back of a cruiser for stealing a shitty car, you could see he was wearing a Black Velvet t-shirt

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 8 March 2012 23:01 (thirteen years ago)

way 2 go

― contenderizer, Thursday, 8 March 2012 23:05 (thirteen years ago)

for me, red lobster was a 'reward' dinner growing up

― flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, 8 March 2012 23:29 (thirteen years ago)

that Flavor Flav dating show included him explaining that they were going out to eat at restaurant he thought was pretty great and it ended up being Red Lobster

oh, Flav

― valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 9 March 2012 00:27 (thirteen years ago)

On Jim Rome's first television show The Last Word, Rome interviewed former NBA player Chucky Brown, also a former CBA player, on the differences between the NBA and CBA. Brown would often say that players got very little meal money in the CBA and would often eat at fast food restaurants, while in the NBA players could afford to "go to Red Lobster, get you a nice meal."
Then, Isiah Thomas came on the next segment, and following Rome's greeting, said, "My pleasure. I just got back from Red Lobster."

― pplains, Friday, 9 March 2012 01:33 (thirteen years ago)

red lobster is some 'i was once poor' people shit, it's true
it was the destination of great moments for everybody i knew growing up

― Pup Shalom Dog Costume (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 March 2012 03:03 (thirteen years ago)

circa 1986 Olive Garden was the second best Italian restaurant known to me after Spaghetti Warehouse.

― andrew m., Friday, 9 March 2012 03:11 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?=Y6rE0EakhG8

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 9 March 2012 07:40 (thirteen years ago)

gahhhhhhhhhhhh

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 9 March 2012 07:41 (thirteen years ago)

1986 Olive Garden

― 1986 Olive Garden (Z S), Friday, 9 March 2012 14:44 (thirteen years ago)

-------- 1986 Olive Garden

― 1986 Olive Garden (Z S), Friday, 9 March 2012 14:44 (thirteen years ago)

"malformed video"

that's a new one

― andrew m., Friday, 9 March 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

I see you pondering that, ZS. It was in Mobile, Ala. (We didn't yet have one in Jackson, Miss.) We ate there on vacation to the Gulf of Mexico and stayed at a brand spanking new Hampton Inn and I thought we were living the high life that I'd heard so much about. Well you know what, we were.*

*Read all this with Wilf. Brimley voice

― andrew m., Friday, 9 March 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)

stand around with the moon-eyed, slack-jawed yard stock

Those are my people you're talking about. Also no Spaghetti Factory, no credibility.

The Spaghetti Factory in downtown Toronto is one of the oldest and most authentic restaurant's in the city.

― drawn to them like a moth toward a spanakopita (Laurel), Friday, 9 March 2012 16:15 (thirteen years ago)

TS: Spaghetti Warehouse vs Spaghetti Factory

ANSWER: There are no sides to be taken because everyone wins.

― pplains, Friday, 9 March 2012 16:17 (thirteen years ago)

1986 Olive Garden = perfect title for an MFA poetry thesis

― the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 March 2012 16:19 (thirteen years ago)

There's an establishment that's probably similar called "The Spaghetti Works" in Nebraska/Iowa. My friend's sister worked there... and also at a Macaroni Grill.

― valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 9 March 2012 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

You can sit in a restored train car and eat your dinner, at the Spaghetti Factory.

AND I HAVE.

― drawn to them like a moth toward a spanakopita (Laurel), Friday, 9 March 2012 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

Don't make fun of our city's TREASURE, Laurel!

I guess I've been there a couple of times. Nothing too special*, but it has been there since the 80s at least as far as I know. I'd rather go to East Side Mario's (about as close as we've got to the Olive Garden).

*I've no memory of this train car thing. Now I kind of want to go!

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 9 March 2012 16:21 (thirteen years ago)

one of the oldest and most authentic restaurant's in the city.

lol. it's a REAL restaurant! and old too!

― andrew m., Friday, 9 March 2012 16:27 (thirteen years ago)

1986 Olive Garden. I mean...thing thing is...I feel that. I feel that.

― 1986 Olive Garden (Z S), Friday, 9 March 2012 18:36 (thirteen years ago)

Z S were you born in 1986

in an olive garden

― valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 9 March 2012 18:37 (thirteen years ago)

I ate at a Maggiano's recently. They actually do a fairly good job of creating a kind of Godfather-esque movie Italian restaurant atmosphere as subtly re-imagineered by Disney.

― the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 March 2012 18:41 (thirteen years ago)

"When the moon hits your eye like a big, et al"

― Eric H., Friday, 9 March 2012 18:42 (thirteen years ago)

And tbf the food was probably about as good as the average NJ/NY old style red sauce Italian place, which is not terrible.

― the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 March 2012 18:42 (thirteen years ago)

I do mean average though.

― the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 March 2012 18:42 (thirteen years ago)

I think working at a chain Italian eatery must be just about the worst.

― Eric H., Friday, 9 March 2012 18:42 (thirteen years ago)

"Fresh Parmesan on that?"

― Eric H., Friday, 9 March 2012 18:43 (thirteen years ago)

"What's tiramisu?"

― Eric H., Friday, 9 March 2012 18:43 (thirteen years ago)

"Your people killed my grampapa."

― God: Huummm (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 March 2012 18:56 (thirteen years ago)

i was born in 1983. but i sense a lot of visits to olive garden in 1983, though i can't remember them explicitly. but that olive garden vibe is part of that early childhood primordial ooze that shaped me.

― 1986 Olive Garden (Z S), Friday, 9 March 2012 18:58 (thirteen years ago)

Dudes from Baltimore should know the Olive Grove, a one-off copy of the Olive Garden chain that, through the addition of really good local seafood, is a good place to mock ironically and still have a good meal. http://www.olivegroverestaurant.com/

― Three Word Username, Friday, 9 March 2012 19:21 (thirteen years ago)

I think working at a chain Italian eatery must be just about the worst.

A lot must suck about it, but Olive Garden (and Red Lobster and Ruby Tuesday) offer Day One health insurance, which is the actual name of their insurance plan which employees benefit from starting on their very first day of employment. It's as good as the health insurance I have now at my office job, which is decent.

― garbage corn fan (Je55e), Friday, 9 March 2012 19:29 (thirteen years ago)

Actually they may use a different plan or a different name now, but those chains still offer full insurance coverage starting on your first day of employment.

― garbage corn fan (Je55e), Friday, 9 March 2012 19:33 (thirteen years ago)

lotta lolz today

― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 9 March 2012 20:36 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-MNznaalZTI

― scott seward, Saturday, 10 March 2012 22:11 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MNznaalZTI

― scott seward, Saturday, 10 March 2012 22:11 (thirteen years ago)

i don't even have to press play i'm already loling

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 11 March 2012 14:39 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.amazon.com/Wesley-Crusher-Teenage-Machine-ebook/dp/B007A2RTNM

― God: Huummm (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 March 2012 05:06 (thirteen years ago)

thank you

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 12 March 2012 05:41 (thirteen years ago)

"Geordi has been assimilated, and he is now Borgy Laborg."

― an elk hunt (Ówen P.), Monday, 12 March 2012 06:18 (thirteen years ago)

ok guys I know this is long but trust me on this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5PdbtpkBNE&feature=relmfu

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 12 March 2012 06:29 (thirteen years ago)

yeah he's gonna burn it charcoal black

i am black

right on

― a hoy hoy, Monday, 12 March 2012 11:41 (thirteen years ago)

never trusting you again matt armstrong!!

― the late great, Monday, 12 March 2012 15:04 (thirteen years ago)

what in the world

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 12 March 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.suntimes.com/11183105-417/orchestra-brawl-fistfight-in-elite-seats-stuns-symphony-patrons.html

It gets so quiet during the second movement of the Brahms Symphony No. 2, you could almost hear a pin drop.

Or a sneeze. Or a fist hitting a face.

― goole, Monday, 12 March 2012 16:42 (thirteen years ago)

that was my favorite story last week

― thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Monday, 12 March 2012 16:49 (thirteen years ago)

^ subtle zing

― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 12 March 2012 16:53 (thirteen years ago)

latepassed on the symphony punchup story, damn

― goole, Monday, 12 March 2012 16:54 (thirteen years ago)

ha it was a Friday story! not really latepassable imo

― thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Monday, 12 March 2012 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

also I was just looking for an excuse to debut my related display name (which I fucked up on Facebook by misspelling "Brahams")

― thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Monday, 12 March 2012 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

wake up, wake up it's the first movement of Brahms

― the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 March 2012 17:05 (thirteen years ago)

should i see bone thugs in louisville tomorrow y/n

― humba (NZA), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 02:40 (thirteen years ago)

matt armstrong, thank you

― humba (NZA), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 02:51 (thirteen years ago)

YES GO SEE BONE THUGS

― thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 14:58 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJP1DphOWPs

― Sexess - Sexual Success Or; Successful Sex (crüt), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 22:13 (thirteen years ago)

She looks so happy that it is just Chuck Testa in her bed.

― a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 22:41 (thirteen years ago)

by the end, chuck testa seems actively pissed off that everyone's getting it wrong

NOPE

― 1986 Olive Garden (Z S), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 22:43 (thirteen years ago)

from this point forward, posting a Rhett And Link video should be received with the warm welcome of recommending a Snorg tee in Ethan's T-shirt thread.

― proxymuzak (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, May 1, 2009 9:06 AM (2 years ago)

― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 03:52 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2bWjbAACZc

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 15 March 2012 02:39 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zkW52rQao4

― pplains, Thursday, 15 March 2012 14:31 (thirteen years ago)

Bob Ross must have been some kind of a visual genius though I think, to be able to so easily and quickly produce images like that from the top of his head. Like I kind of wonder what he would have created with an MFA and some critical theory crammed into his head.

― the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Thursday, 15 March 2012 14:39 (thirteen years ago)

Probably something that looks a lot like this:

http://www.wallcoo.net/paint/Bob_Ross_CSG/s/bob_ross_csg024_autumn_glorys_300x300.jpg

― pplains, Thursday, 15 March 2012 14:44 (thirteen years ago)

Whoa, that's deep.

― Eric H., Thursday, 15 March 2012 14:45 (thirteen years ago)

http://oi43.tinypic.com/346w8bn.jpg

― am0n, Thursday, 15 March 2012 19:55 (thirteen years ago)

dude reads fast

― Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 March 2012 19:56 (thirteen years ago)

haha

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 15 March 2012 23:25 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/bzXbG.gif

― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 16 March 2012 00:12 (thirteen years ago)

looool

― 1986 Olive Garden (Z S), Friday, 16 March 2012 00:16 (thirteen years ago)

A+

― jed_, Friday, 16 March 2012 00:19 (thirteen years ago)

Hahaha I want to put that gif on an electronic picture frame and hang it in my office.

― free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Friday, 16 March 2012 01:30 (thirteen years ago)

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljx8rmLapv1qza84qo1_r1_500.gif

― 1986 Olive Garden (Z S), Friday, 16 March 2012 16:55 (thirteen years ago)

what is that from?

― the late great, Friday, 16 March 2012 17:44 (thirteen years ago)

don't know, saw it on tumblr, no attribution. :(

― 1986 Olive Garden (Z S), Friday, 16 March 2012 17:52 (thirteen years ago)

Girl 6?

― Eric H., Friday, 16 March 2012 17:57 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERCpTrcmWrg

― byan wein (cozen), Friday, 16 March 2012 18:33 (thirteen years ago)

lol

― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Friday, 16 March 2012 18:39 (thirteen years ago)

that one gets good

― goole, Friday, 16 March 2012 18:41 (thirteen years ago)

just lost it

― catbus otm (gbx), Friday, 16 March 2012 19:01 (thirteen years ago)

lol

felt really anxious - doesn't he know the story about the kid on the schoolbus who stuck his arm out the window??

― flagp∞st (dayo), Friday, 16 March 2012 20:06 (thirteen years ago)

SCIENCE

― Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 March 2012 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

the crowing is what does it

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 16 March 2012 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWWRgjzfyAc

― Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 March 2012 20:17 (thirteen years ago)

there's also the jack handy story about a kid sticking his head out of a car window and decapitating a dog

― 1986 Olive Garden (Z S), Saturday, 17 March 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)

http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=0vGtM1Vh7LI&start1=3&video2=VgAXZHMi_ws&start2=0&authorName=Ann+O%27Nymous

srsly could not breathe for a solid minute or three

― Joan Cusack clumsily running into a water fountain (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 17 March 2012 05:34 (thirteen years ago)

kid is feelin' it

― bnw, Saturday, 17 March 2012 06:06 (thirteen years ago)

stevie that was beautiful

― a hoy hoy, Saturday, 17 March 2012 15:24 (thirteen years ago)

oh waaaaaow Stevie i'm in the same boat

― Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 17 March 2012 17:09 (thirteen years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0p6gm0AFf1qdlh1io1_400.gif

― ⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 19 March 2012 21:47 (thirteen years ago)

if that was a really old gif, would you want me to tell you?

― pplains, Monday, 19 March 2012 21:48 (thirteen years ago)

would it make it less funny

― ⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 19 March 2012 21:57 (thirteen years ago)

no, it wouldn't.

― pplains, Monday, 19 March 2012 22:00 (thirteen years ago)

http://mlkshk.com/r/2DUN

― pplains, Monday, 19 March 2012 22:02 (thirteen years ago)

http://woahyoureinawheelchair.ytmnd.com/

― shur fine (am0n), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 04:38 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6BIQ_eUAUk&feature=player_embedded

― Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 23:11 (thirteen years ago)

tuomas?

― humba (NZA), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 23:01 (thirteen years ago)

olli jokinen, but close

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 23:23 (thirteen years ago)

hip thrust makes it
http://h8.abload.de/img/13324278114685x58a.gif

― Ⓣⓗⓐⓝⓚ｡:.ﾟヽ(｡☉౪ ⊙♡)ﾉﾟ.:｡+ﾟ Ⓨⓞⓤ☆ (cozen), Thursday, 22 March 2012 23:19 (thirteen years ago)

victory pump

― Sébastien, Friday, 23 March 2012 00:37 (thirteen years ago)

About a million different reasons why this is offensive, but most importantly, it's funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMtUplKKOpw

― pplains, Friday, 23 March 2012 16:59 (thirteen years ago)

whoa

― caek, Friday, 23 March 2012 17:09 (thirteen years ago)

she's not actually pregnant

― dayo, Friday, 23 March 2012 17:11 (thirteen years ago)

"favorite flavor of popsicle" committed to memory.

― beachville, Friday, 23 March 2012 17:22 (thirteen years ago)

"dog pee" *gunshots*

― shur fine (am0n), Friday, 23 March 2012 17:26 (thirteen years ago)

omg @ pussy naming

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 23 March 2012 17:49 (thirteen years ago)

AMAZING

Kreayshawn the early years totally worth it

― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Friday, 23 March 2012 18:08 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, that one is very funny against all possible odds.

― Three Word Username, Friday, 23 March 2012 18:34 (thirteen years ago)

def borrows from amy poehler's extreme makeover character on snl but still gr8

― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, 23 March 2012 18:42 (thirteen years ago)

"dog pee" *gunshots*

― shur fine (am0n), Friday, March 23, 2012 5:26 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 23 March 2012 18:49 (thirteen years ago)

"...throw my baby out the WIIN DOWW"

― goole, Friday, 23 March 2012 18:54 (thirteen years ago)

One of the odds being that it is an excerpt from an insanely unfunny, much more clearly racist video. FIND THAT LITTLE GIRL AND SIGN HER TO AN EXCLUSIVE CONTRACT.

― Three Word Username, Friday, 23 March 2012 19:00 (thirteen years ago)

I spoiled it for myself by tracking down the source : /

― Ⓣⓗⓐⓝⓚ｡:.ﾟヽ(｡☉౪ ⊙♡)ﾉﾟ.:｡+ﾟ Ⓨⓞⓤ☆ (cozen), Friday, 23 March 2012 19:14 (thirteen years ago)

that video wasn't that funny

― catbus otm (gbx), Friday, 23 March 2012 19:14 (thirteen years ago)

tired concept but carried off well i think

― goole, Friday, 23 March 2012 19:23 (thirteen years ago)

dog piss/favorite flavor of popsicle A+
the rest a bit eh

― Lil T the Bowed Jet (forksclovetofu), Friday, 23 March 2012 19:26 (thirteen years ago)

are you still talking about the video forks?

― pplains, Friday, 23 March 2012 19:27 (thirteen years ago)

naw, plans for dinner

― Lil T the Bowed Jet (forksclovetofu), Friday, 23 March 2012 19:30 (thirteen years ago)

dog piss/favorite flavor of popsicle A+

also "and he MELTED!"

― Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Friday, 23 March 2012 20:33 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.powells.com/images/blog/blog_childs_hexenduction.jpg

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 23 March 2012 23:41 (thirteen years ago)

http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2012/03/4f664fd4b4b38.jpg

― shur fine (am0n), Monday, 26 March 2012 17:27 (thirteen years ago)

Jack otm they're scary evil bastards those leprechauns.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 26 March 2012 17:32 (thirteen years ago)

paddywhackery alive and well imo

― less of the same (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 01:42 (thirteen years ago)

Friend of mine photo'd this flyer at his gym:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/380668_10150625716258333_635348332_9499485_524629650_n.jpg

― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 03:17 (thirteen years ago)

that's phily

― dayo, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 03:21 (thirteen years ago)

you are correct

in every sense

― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 04:46 (thirteen years ago)

http://violentjisjohngoodman.tumblr.com/

― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 06:39 (thirteen years ago)

ppl making a massively laboured and crowbarred pun and then writing "(no pun intended)" is one of my favourite things

― Cantera: Vulgar Display Of Puyol (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 08:51 (thirteen years ago)

http://philydiner.com/ xp to hurting

― dayo, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 11:50 (thirteen years ago)

that is one classy diner, haven't been there since they re-did the place

― 80,000 no name records (los blue jeans), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 03:04 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jhRl496zoU

― ♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:38 (thirteen years ago)

louis c.k., park ranger

― shur fine (am0n), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

https://twitter.com/#!/JoseCanseco/status/185142483959812096

lollllllllllllllllllll

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 23:36 (thirteen years ago)

rip al gore

― brownie, Thursday, 29 March 2012 13:21 (thirteen years ago)

it's sad he was a president

― 1 week to "Charles Dingus" (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:01 (thirteen years ago)

rip owl gore
rip algore
rip al bore
rip

― 1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Thursday, 29 March 2012 17:13 (thirteen years ago)

imo canseco topped it with this

Jose Canseco ‏ @JoseCanseco Close
If I won the mega million tommorow I will buy the a's and maybe I can play will keep team in Oakland love coliseum

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:17 (thirteen years ago)

his brain stem actually typed that. i mean, it just popped out of his neck muscles and pounded that out on the keyboard directly

― 1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:22 (thirteen years ago)

canseco is amazing at twitter

― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:24 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/gvFbz.png

― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:56 (thirteen years ago)

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/541985_3454164907932_1085084535_3414242_1421414099_n.jpg

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 1 April 2012 05:54 (thirteen years ago)

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw7a2vlHUC1qchh5vo1_500.jpg

― shur fine (am0n), Monday, 2 April 2012 22:08 (thirteen years ago)

I love that's so Reagan sooo much. Also the implied side eye of the rich cat screengrab.

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 12:41 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYC9Pg-Wy9s

― humba (NZA), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 20:07 (thirteen years ago)

idl if anyone will find this as LOLzy as I but I work at a natural foods store and for a solid month I couldn't walk past this rack w/o cracking up

http://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad184/sdolnack/0473b947.jpg

― Time, a group with Jam and Lewis (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 15:22 (thirteen years ago)

hahahahahaha

― 1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)

it is a traditional yogic greeting

― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:51 (thirteen years ago)

i think the lady on the left is using the vous form, tu on the right

― caek, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:55 (thirteen years ago)

if you have any magazine covers with a guy tearing into a giant slab of beef jerky, you should put it in between the two yogis

― 1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:56 (thirteen years ago)

^^yeah someone put an inssue of this month's newsweek between the two

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 16:59 (thirteen years ago)

http://i40.tinypic.com/2611zbn.jpg

― 1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:08 (thirteen years ago)

you have no idea how many Walgreen's I had to go to in order to find that display

― 1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:09 (thirteen years ago)

Didn't realize those two thieves He was crucified with were so limber.

― pplains, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

*applause*

― desk calendar white out (Matt P), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

in a similar vein, found this display at a bookstore some years back
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmqha43tH11qzyx8yo1_500.jpg

― wrapped sausage stylus (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:21 (thirteen years ago)

hahaha

― pplains, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:30 (thirteen years ago)

that's terrific

― goole, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:40 (thirteen years ago)

http://s7.postimage.org/v6da39xjt/tumblr_l84xk2qh_EL1qzopnho1_500.jpg

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 April 2012 08:37 (thirteen years ago)

Paging Darraghmac…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RAVyfpeYG8

― pplains, Thursday, 5 April 2012 14:57 (thirteen years ago)

omg u guys I'm crying

http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/city-rant-living-among-liberals-20120403

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 April 2012 18:57 (thirteen years ago)

lol at 1:14 shrug

― og (admrl), Thursday, 5 April 2012 19:01 (thirteen years ago)

Can't wait to see what happens to Todd now

― og (admrl), Thursday, 5 April 2012 19:01 (thirteen years ago)

"...gentrification" *shrug*

― wrapped sausage stylus (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 April 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

― wrapped sausage stylus (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 April 2012 19:03 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjfYOEbNzgU

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 8 April 2012 22:22 (thirteen years ago)

the existence of baywatch nights is one of the small joys of life

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 9 April 2012 04:55 (thirteen years ago)

what the

― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 9 April 2012 07:29 (thirteen years ago)

That's nothing compared to what goes on during the short-lived Night Court Days

― 1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Monday, 9 April 2012 13:51 (thirteen years ago)

^^ I would pay real money to watch Night Court Days

― mh, Monday, 9 April 2012 14:03 (thirteen years ago)

It's nothing but John Laroquette drinking and the tall bald guy talking on the phone with his mom

― 1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Monday, 9 April 2012 14:03 (thirteen years ago)

In another universe the box set of this show is my prized posession

― mh, Monday, 9 April 2012 14:04 (thirteen years ago)

what's markie post doing, zs.

― pplains, Monday, 9 April 2012 14:05 (thirteen years ago)

he should be so lucky

― wrapped sausage stylus (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 April 2012 14:32 (thirteen years ago)

xpost she's temporarily stepping out of the water to see if the Dune Lagoon is willing to serve her a mimosa yet

http://i39.tinypic.com/11ugjkn.jpg

― 1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Monday, 9 April 2012 14:39 (thirteen years ago)

come on it's almost 11am

― 1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Monday, 9 April 2012 14:39 (thirteen years ago)

i'm on vacation come on

― 1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Monday, 9 April 2012 14:39 (thirteen years ago)

ALL INCLUSIVE MY ASS

― 1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Monday, 9 April 2012 14:39 (thirteen years ago)

whoa, so you came up with that display name *before* you found that picture.

― pplains, Monday, 9 April 2012 14:40 (thirteen years ago)

I completely forgot about Markie Post. Oh man, already this day is worth it!

― 1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Monday, 9 April 2012 14:45 (thirteen years ago)

http://tvseriesfinale.com/assets/nightcourt10m.jpg

i bet the night court writing team was glad to have such a fantastic cast. they knew that no matter what they wrote, the actors could handle the challenge. they weren't afraid to "stretch"

― 1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Monday, 9 April 2012 14:46 (thirteen years ago)

so many funny things happened in that court. 9 seasons worth of really funny things.

― 1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Monday, 9 April 2012 14:47 (thirteen years ago)

markie post was so bangin

― wrapped sausage stylus (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 April 2012 14:49 (thirteen years ago)

oh man, i just remembered the john larroquette show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDtWxQApCLQ

― 1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Monday, 9 April 2012 14:51 (thirteen years ago)

My boss, who's a few years younger than me, says he was forbidden to watch "Night Court". "Cheers" pushed the line a little bit, but "Night Court" was too risque.

― pplains, Monday, 9 April 2012 14:53 (thirteen years ago)

I attribute a lot of my humor to watching Night Court at a young age. For some reason it was cool with my parents. Also, I think a local station started running the syndicated episodes pretty much as soon as it went into syndication.

― mh, Monday, 9 April 2012 14:54 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD5Cx4Arfvg

― pplains, Monday, 9 April 2012 15:09 (thirteen years ago)

in the Night Court: Extended Gold Edition box set, there's a 4-minute deleted scene of Fran Drescher / John Larroquette makeout slorping noises

― 1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Monday, 9 April 2012 15:20 (thirteen years ago)

omg u guys I'm crying

http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/city-rant-living-among-liberals-20120403

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, April 5, 2012 2:57 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this has potential - he needs to develop it into a series

― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 9 April 2012 15:21 (thirteen years ago)

actually maybe even option the rights for a sitcom

― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 9 April 2012 15:21 (thirteen years ago)

slap bass and soprano sax and woodblock make 40-second stand against deep Thursday late-nite despair feelings (similar to Sunday Feelings)
impenetrable-by-jokes darkness and clothing
endless steamy manhole covers, it's 3 a.m. everywhere forever
lift the manhole cover, there's a framed, signed portrait of mel torme down there

The Night Court, Damage Control

― andrew m., Monday, 9 April 2012 16:50 (thirteen years ago)

oh man, that's beautiful

― 1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Monday, 9 April 2012 16:55 (thirteen years ago)

I have to watch the intro again, but I swear that on one of the freeze-frames during the cast listing, you could see the VCR tracking off a little bit at the bottom.

― pplains, Monday, 9 April 2012 16:57 (thirteen years ago)

also andrew, we should have a whole thread of those, related just to tv intros.

― pplains, Monday, 9 April 2012 16:58 (thirteen years ago)

Not to cheapen that poetry, or anything.

― pplains, Monday, 9 April 2012 16:58 (thirteen years ago)

z s, mh: you need to become a UYD listener

2006 4 Life: The Uhh Yeah Dude thread

― ♆ (gr8080), Monday, 9 April 2012 17:31 (thirteen years ago)

andrew m i feel like i'm a little lost here but that was p beautiful

― goole, Monday, 9 April 2012 18:10 (thirteen years ago)

"steamy manhole"

― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 9 April 2012 18:12 (thirteen years ago)

It's a show I associate strongly with mid-80s me who was feeling certain ways but didn't yet know it was called depression. And the time of night and the look and feel of it all just fits right in there with all that. How did I watch so many episodes? Probably hundreds. Or 50 of them several times each. And how many times did I laugh? Probably not that much. And yet you continue watching. There were probably some good gags when they'd have the parade of then-current standup comics and character actors come in for a minute for the obligatory courtroom hearing.

― andrew m., Monday, 9 April 2012 18:36 (thirteen years ago)

How did I watch so many episodes? Probably hundreds. Or 50 of them several times each. And how many times did I laugh? Probably not that much. And yet you continue watching

this applies to me and:

night court
facts of life
small wonder
growing pains
step by step
perfect strangers
empty nest

lots of others. crazy.

― 1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Monday, 9 April 2012 18:40 (thirteen years ago)

I've talked before about how there were jokes made on Golden Girls that I didn't get until years and years later.

Same goes for Night Court. Once they gave Dan an erotic birthday cake and in a following scene, he comes out of the kitchen with the frosting all over his face. At the time, I laughed because, boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! It wasn't until, I don't know, 1993 or something, I'm walking past Brady Commons on the way to a Psych class when all of a sudden it hits me, "OHHH, IT WAS A CUNNILINGUS JOKE."

― pplains, Monday, 9 April 2012 18:45 (thirteen years ago)

Re opening themes, I'm a big fan of youtube user bobcnn2 (formerly bobtwcatlanta who was terminated for infringement complaints). I may have shared a link before on some thread, actually. He's painstakingly compiled them by year. Like "1985 TV Show Openings Part 2" and on and on. All the big shows are there, of course, but then you'll come across some little show that maybe lasted a season, and maybe it triggers something weird in you. Good stuff. Also what's weird watching these is how damn long some of those old intros were. Many were a full minute and a half.

― andrew m., Monday, 9 April 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

There were so many interstate Big Green Signs in those old intros. The 35W passing over Mary Tyler Moore's face. Indianapolis' on One Day at a Time. Seems like "Alice" had one.

I guess any show where a woman is pushing the metal to escape her tainted past, there were signs to warn us all where she was going.

― pplains, Monday, 9 April 2012 19:39 (thirteen years ago)

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhi5fegaWQ1qb8xtno1_400.jpg

― 1986 tallest hair contest (Z S), Monday, 9 April 2012 19:51 (thirteen years ago)

sort of looks like dr3w

― ♆ (gr8080), Monday, 9 April 2012 20:07 (thirteen years ago)

I love the Night Court theme, and the way they'd always stage a big laugh line right before it started. Rest of the show is pretty drab.

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 9 April 2012 20:23 (thirteen years ago)

That bailiff before Bull was totally smoking.

― andrew m., Monday, 9 April 2012 20:32 (thirteen years ago)

http://legendsrevealed.com/entertainment/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/selmadiamond.jpg

― andrew m., Monday, 9 April 2012 20:34 (thirteen years ago)

pplains OTM

― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 April 2012 21:04 (thirteen years ago)

i also have the theme song stuck in my head right now

― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 April 2012 21:04 (thirteen years ago)

oh man the guy who did the night court theme also did charlie's angels, mad props

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0254477/

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 9 April 2012 21:52 (thirteen years ago)

Night Court was one of those shows I watched as a little kid where I'm pretty sure I had virtually no idea what was going on. Same with Cheers.

― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 9 April 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)

frasier was that show for me

― swaghand (dayo), Monday, 9 April 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)

can't remember if I would catch frasier after the simpsons or home improvement, but jeez!

think I started 'getting' seinfeld in high school

― swaghand (dayo), Monday, 9 April 2012 21:55 (thirteen years ago)

guys none of this is very funny

― ♆ (gr8080), Monday, 9 April 2012 22:03 (thirteen years ago)

No. No it's not.

― andrew m., Monday, 9 April 2012 22:07 (thirteen years ago)

neither was Frasier.

― pplains, Monday, 9 April 2012 22:13 (thirteen years ago)

suddenly feeling really old compared to dayo

― mh, Monday, 9 April 2012 22:57 (thirteen years ago)

I SWEAR I just happened upon this almost completely by accident and not because it was discussed earlier.

Markie

― andrew m., Tuesday, 10 April 2012 03:51 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.uidaho.edu/%7Erjklimko/mpf/pics/sf1.jpg

― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 04:10 (thirteen years ago)

Wow.

How there's not a Night Court MIDI playing over that is beyond me.

― pplains, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 04:32 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.webpages.uidaho.edu/~rjklimko/mpf/pics/10-27-1.jpg

biennial reminder of how much we miss Robb's Celebrities UK

― pplains, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 04:37 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.uidaho.edu/~rjklimko/mpf/pics/electra.jpg

― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 06:16 (thirteen years ago)

uidaho.edu!

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 06:30 (thirteen years ago)

Don't forget the chat line that has formed for discussion of Hearts Afire.To register send an email to the following address:

Hearts_Afire-subscr✧✧✧@onel✧✧✧.c✧✧

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 06:30 (thirteen years ago)

The prints he mailed for her to sign got chewed up by Markie's dog, as you can see by the damage! According to her personal assistant, Raquel Alvarez. Hahaha

― andrew m., Tuesday, 10 April 2012 14:45 (thirteen years ago)

never forget

http://badblue.com/temp/071020-lincoln-bedroom.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_L6pDyjqqsvY/RxuBm99aALI/AAAAAAAAIYs/XMbHcVwbuEw/s400/clinton%2Blincoln%2Bbedroom%2Bguests.jpg

― pplains, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 14:50 (thirteen years ago)

Is Markie the type of woman who would, in an effort to conceal her slothful nature from her best fan, have her personal assistant, Rachel Alvarez, CHEW up a letter and blame the dog?

― andrew m., Tuesday, 10 April 2012 14:59 (thirteen years ago)

She most certainly is not

― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 15:09 (thirteen years ago)

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/abd-236.gif

― ♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 19:17 (thirteen years ago)

bet that wasn't the first time.

― pplains, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 19:19 (thirteen years ago)

"What's Bandit doing, daddy?"
"Oh he's just trying to help daddy back up onto the old trampolin-o, son"

― andrew m., Tuesday, 10 April 2012 19:21 (thirteen years ago)

"For Sale: Pitner FX-6"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTAf_OkXATI&feature=relmfu

― andrew m., Tuesday, 10 April 2012 19:21 (thirteen years ago)

oh god gr80 that is my new favourite .gif of all time. wow.

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 19:29 (thirteen years ago)

thx andrew, the other videos on that channel are totally awesome as well

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 20:30 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh_nZiuFC4o

wait til 0:55 for the goods

― am0n, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:15 (thirteen years ago)

damn man designer drugs are weird
i would totally buy my kid weed on the street rather than let them fuck around with online chemistry set shit

― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:23 (thirteen years ago)

the choice every parent must make

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:41 (thirteen years ago)

"whats your name?"
"ayuuyonoahaooaoaahahahahaa"

― am0n, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:45 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/ttFw6.png

― swaghand (dayo), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 23:21 (thirteen years ago)

hoooooboy

― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 01:46 (thirteen years ago)

i feel like the diction & syntax of those tweets is suggesting to me that lots of those kids are english? i feel--maybe i'm wrong about this--like the titanic story is something p commonly taught in US schools but maybe not in english schools? idk

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 03:29 (thirteen years ago)

nah HOOS, Twitter is just really that sad

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 03:54 (thirteen years ago)

e.g. all the people who spell pedestal "petal stool"

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 03:54 (thirteen years ago)

or "casadia" for quesadilla

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 03:54 (thirteen years ago)

#mindblown #fuckme

― lebron traveled (am0n), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 04:06 (thirteen years ago)

"petal stool"

http://i.imgur.com/onSNf.gif

― scumulator (electricsound), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 04:30 (thirteen years ago)

Who said it, James Joyce or Kool Keith
http://www.hudsonhongo.com/joyce/index.php

I got none of them right.

― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 16:06 (thirteen years ago)

I got 10/10 :/

― mh, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 16:09 (thirteen years ago)

9 of 10; I gave keith the sniffer of carrion line.

― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 16:13 (thirteen years ago)

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6076/6103812326_d7f03ba404_o.jpg

― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 16:15 (thirteen years ago)

what year is that from?

― easter back, somebody call the binks truck (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

early 90's i think

― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 16:32 (thirteen years ago)

I can't help but hear that letter in Ethan Hawke's cool guy voice.

― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 16:53 (thirteen years ago)

also works with Christian Slater

― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 16:54 (thirteen years ago)

i got 10/10 on Joyce vs Keith too

― red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 16:59 (thirteen years ago)

9/10

― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 18:14 (thirteen years ago)

don't wanna say what i didn't get so that others may strive unmolested

― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 18:15 (thirteen years ago)

http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusmlbexperts/sadandino.jpg

― pplains, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 19:25 (thirteen years ago)

Lol that smug fukken bird

― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 19:30 (thirteen years ago)

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/04/anderson-cooper-giggles-uncontrollably.html

― goole, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 20:00 (thirteen years ago)

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2afaps9ST1qzb7vjo1_1280.jpg

― lebron traveled (am0n), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 20:03 (thirteen years ago)

Lol, someone got fired

― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 20:22 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/04/12/police-dealer-had-89-bags-of-weed-tied-to-penis/

― crüt, Thursday, 12 April 2012 22:06 (thirteen years ago)

dimesac

― lebron traveled (am0n), Thursday, 12 April 2012 22:09 (thirteen years ago)

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2aw621AsM1rtxouco1_500.png

― lebron traveled (am0n), Thursday, 12 April 2012 22:15 (thirteen years ago)

lol

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 12 April 2012 22:16 (thirteen years ago)

^ quite

― del griffith, Friday, 13 April 2012 01:26 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Gsy31.jpg

― catbus otm (gbx), Friday, 13 April 2012 14:38 (thirteen years ago)

Damage ContrAAAAAAAAAAHHHz, morelike. that pic will haunt my dreams.

― beachville, Friday, 13 April 2012 14:47 (thirteen years ago)

lol

― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Friday, 13 April 2012 14:47 (thirteen years ago)

best picture

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 13 April 2012 14:48 (thirteen years ago)

who are those people? is one of them christopher walken?

― swaghand (dayo), Friday, 13 April 2012 15:00 (thirteen years ago)

no, he's standin'.

― pplains, Friday, 13 April 2012 15:01 (thirteen years ago)

dayo yeah it's walken on the r and pacino on the l

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 13 April 2012 15:03 (thirteen years ago)

haha I should have recognized pacino

looks like pacino is poppin a squat

― swaghand (dayo), Friday, 13 April 2012 15:06 (thirteen years ago)

they look so tiny in their baggy clothes!

― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Friday, 13 April 2012 16:03 (thirteen years ago)

incredible picture

― goole, Friday, 13 April 2012 16:15 (thirteen years ago)

gotta be a spike jonze joing

― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 April 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)

joint. never mind.

― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 April 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1389096/

― pplains, Friday, 13 April 2012 16:47 (thirteen years ago)

A pair of aging con men try to get the old gang back together for one last hurrah before one of the guys takes his last assignment -- to kill his comrade.

― pplains, Friday, 13 April 2012 16:48 (thirteen years ago)

'con men'
'assignment'
'comrade'
does not compute

― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Friday, 13 April 2012 16:49 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1389096/

― pplains, Friday, April 13, 2012 12:47 PM

from the director of 'LOL'
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1592873/

― lebron traveled (am0n), Friday, 13 April 2012 16:52 (thirteen years ago)

oh wait he did not direct 'LOL', he was just an actor in 'LOL'

― lebron traveled (am0n), Friday, 13 April 2012 16:55 (thirteen years ago)

he just LOLed while watching 'LOL'

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Friday, 13 April 2012 16:55 (thirteen years ago)

http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/miley-lol-delay__oPt.jpg

― lebron traveled (am0n), Friday, 13 April 2012 16:56 (thirteen years ago)

xpost how the audience envied him

― jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Friday, 13 April 2012 16:56 (thirteen years ago)

LOL Goode (pronounced "Good")

― beachville, Friday, 13 April 2012 17:40 (thirteen years ago)

LOL

(Laughing out loud)*

― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Friday, 13 April 2012 17:54 (thirteen years ago)

Something is wrong with that guy's face

― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 April 2012 18:54 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJ8aM4zfPXY

― lebron traveled (am0n), Sunday, 15 April 2012 23:07 (thirteen years ago)

^^^no earl anthony

― mookieproof, Sunday, 15 April 2012 23:09 (thirteen years ago)

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM?!

― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Sunday, 15 April 2012 23:12 (thirteen years ago)

lawl

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 16 April 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTvnuoHMCo8

― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 16 April 2012 23:59 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWVsPknyp1Q

mostly for the dude's picture

― Hoo Nu Cookies (crüt), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 03:28 (thirteen years ago)

lol

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 03:52 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.helenkeller.cn/

could probably cross-posted in kind of lol mostly sad too

― dayo, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 11:33 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Veg63B8ofnQ

― pplains, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 14:05 (thirteen years ago)

― markers, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 14:16 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4zEAPZxtBA

― lebron traveled (am0n), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 14:34 (thirteen years ago)

― A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 14:41 (thirteen years ago)

can't leave the night court stuff behind so soon. forgot all about fatal farm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEwgj01cDvY

― pplains, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:07 (thirteen years ago)

THAT CAT!

― yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 21:02 (thirteen years ago)

"SAIL!" lmao

― I cannot host as my wife hates Walker (latebloomer), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 03:57 (thirteen years ago)

"SAIL!" lmao

― I cannot host as my wife hates Walker (latebloomer), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 04:57 (17 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 21:27 (thirteen years ago)

http://images.wikia.com/icarly/images/5/55/No1curr.gif

― goole, Friday, 20 April 2012 14:43 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.sadanduseless.com/2012/04/twitter-cologne/

― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 22 April 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

i don't get the disney thing.

― fruitsbs (beachville), Monday, 23 April 2012 09:21 (thirteen years ago)

You don't get the Disney thing? Well guess what.

http://images.wikia.com/icarly/images/3/37/Vp7AP.gif

― pplains, Monday, 23 April 2012 14:47 (thirteen years ago)

Hasn't gained much traction on ilx

romoing my damn eyes (Nicole) wrote this on thread Um, I Think It's Time for a Thread on WikiLeaks on board I Love Everything on Nov 30, 2010
Like, why is Prince Andrew even invited anywhere? I thought he was the ultimate no1curr royal.
uberweiss wrote this on thread X Factor 2011 (UK) on board I Love Everything on Oct 23, 2011
misha was amazing as always
everybody else was boring as always
been rewatching "would i lie to you" performance all week. at first was slightly underwhelmed but now i think it's just as jawdroppingly good as the "rolling in the deep" one.
so big bad misha is being mean to rhythmix or something? no1curr. they seem irritating as fuck. i'd be mean to them, too.
Nicole wrote this on thread Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here on board I Love Everything on Jan 10, 2012
no1curr
Really glad I did not post this one.
tinie tempurah (lex pretend) wrote this on thread Nicki Minaj - Pink Friday on board I Love Music on Jan 22, 2012
i think rhyming "Roman Zolanski" with "Roman Polanski" might be the one misstep.
brangelina/jennifer reference is a bit #twothousandandlate too #no1curr

― fruitsbs (beachville), Monday, 23 April 2012 14:54 (thirteen years ago)

why type it out (and be searchable) when one can just simply say

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a226/ctina2277/Sassy/no1curr.gif

― pplains, Monday, 23 April 2012 15:13 (thirteen years ago)

haaaa

― goole, Monday, 23 April 2012 15:19 (thirteen years ago)

I worked out the disney thing cause it's p obv but I'd never seen that before.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 23 April 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)

I love the dog one though.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 23 April 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)

Oh, really, E? You liked the dog one? Guess what.

http://agent57.readyhosting.com/gifparty/no1curr.gif

― pplains, Monday, 23 April 2012 16:13 (thirteen years ago)

Me saying Guess What before posting a gif that said Hey Guess What was redundant.

― pplains, Monday, 23 April 2012 16:14 (thirteen years ago)

You know what?

― jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Monday, 23 April 2012 16:14 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/sPXlQ.jpg

Not 1 Currs, but 2 Currs

― dayo, Monday, 23 April 2012 16:15 (thirteen years ago)

no1curr is some extra weak memesauce, abort that shit immediately

― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 April 2012 16:17 (thirteen years ago)

what's the matter, hurting, you mad?

http://blog.vh1.com/files//2011/01/yco2_3_gif3.gif

― pplains, Monday, 23 April 2012 16:22 (thirteen years ago)

http://oi50.tinypic.com/jsh5xe.jpg

― am0n, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 14:18 (thirteen years ago)

what's going on in pleasant plain's gif up there?

― fruitsbs (beachville), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 14:29 (thirteen years ago)

stay away from the can, she hates the can.

― pplains, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 14:39 (thirteen years ago)

kind of getting over the "omg this celebrity is kind of normal and dumb" tweets, but I can understand the canseco lols sometimes

― mh, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 14:48 (thirteen years ago)

canseco is abnormal

― goole, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:04 (thirteen years ago)

ok, I'll give you canseco

― mh, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:09 (thirteen years ago)

"Starts with a d"

― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:33 (thirteen years ago)

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m30ryvCa3y1rut7vvo1_1280.jpg

― am0n, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 16:01 (thirteen years ago)

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m33fsxFgjZ1qgycv5o1_500.gif

― mookieproof, Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:37 (thirteen years ago)

steven <3

― dayo, Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:52 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtBfvjsSjag

― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, 27 April 2012 01:35 (thirteen years ago)

finally, the original

― mh, Friday, 27 April 2012 02:57 (thirteen years ago)

https://twitter.com/#!/MikeFinito/status/194476747025154049

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 27 April 2012 10:27 (thirteen years ago)

http://cdn.videogum.com/files/2012/04/ring_baseball.jpg

― scott seward, Friday, 27 April 2012 14:32 (thirteen years ago)

"No wonder they died out... Annoying fuckers..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmb41PcarVY&feature=share%27%2C%29

― andrew m., Friday, 27 April 2012 15:32 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxKq3iUgj2k&feature=related

― scott seward, Friday, 27 April 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/H8p8H.jpg

― dayo, Saturday, 28 April 2012 00:04 (thirteen years ago)

YES

― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Saturday, 28 April 2012 01:10 (thirteen years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmuy16mlgP1qcfgllo1_500.gif

― jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Saturday, 28 April 2012 06:12 (thirteen years ago)

(might be really old; no idea)

― jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Saturday, 28 April 2012 06:12 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-VihVO-p18

― Pita Malört (Je55e), Saturday, 28 April 2012 13:04 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Bs1KV.jpg

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 28 April 2012 15:12 (thirteen years ago)

haaaaaaa

― poxen, Saturday, 28 April 2012 15:31 (thirteen years ago)

"I can't wait to meet him"

― poxen, Saturday, 28 April 2012 15:32 (thirteen years ago)

devouring lacey alf saturn otm

― Choc. Clusterman (contenderizer), Saturday, 28 April 2012 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

just wipe off the fingerprints and walk away casually, nothing to see here, just a streetlight on the ground

― the late great, Saturday, 28 April 2012 19:50 (thirteen years ago)

i did that once with a streetlamp accidentally

― "in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 28 April 2012 21:35 (thirteen years ago)

Just gonna post this here early on a Sunday morning when everyone's at church.

http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/2844/imagesshuttleovernyc.jpg

― pplains, Sunday, 29 April 2012 16:04 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ETSl8gWsFZ0#!

― Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Sunday, 29 April 2012 19:27 (thirteen years ago)

i love one pound fish guy

― "in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

I've had the song going round my head since I first heard it. Could (should?) be a hit!

― Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 13:27 (thirteen years ago)

agreed. i've been singing it on the street to myself.

― "in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:29 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igjDKB4WBSI&

― pplains, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:52 (thirteen years ago)

lol wut

― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 16:00 (thirteen years ago)

http://static.quickmeme.com/media/social/qm.gif

― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 00:38 (thirteen years ago)

oh, doesn't hotlink:

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3p2jf1/

― i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 02:32 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.chinasmack.com/2012/stories/zoo-caretaker-licks-monkeys-butt-to-help-it-defecate.html

― dayo, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:04 (thirteen years ago)

good url

― caek, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 12:59 (thirteen years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/545709_10150850060246163_565456162_12232979_205022721_n.jpg

― scott seward, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:10 (thirteen years ago)

sorry if thats old. i'm old.

― scott seward, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:11 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Yh1HDdMJo8

― scott seward, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:16 (thirteen years ago)

"I didn't go to a tanning salon, I just had a bath in Cuprinol"

― Chewshabadoo, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 15:28 (thirteen years ago)

i love tanning mom. plus, she is the spitting image of pamela vorhees.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/528566_10150797883832287_558607286_9411859_227638713_n.jpg

― scott seward, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 16:30 (thirteen years ago)

http://lonensystem.com/scionxdsale/scionxdsale/Photos_files/xd_logo.jpg

― am0n, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 16:34 (thirteen years ago)

I was under the impression that the main point of tanning beds is that they can't give you sunburn.

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 16:56 (thirteen years ago)

thats not sunburn, that is sunroast.

― Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 17:25 (thirteen years ago)

uh tanning beds can most definitely give you a burn

the main point of tanning beds is "omg being tan is awesome and now I am tan"

― mh, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 17:55 (thirteen years ago)

How has no one told this lady how NAGL that is?! I just don't get it.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

people are polite

― dayo, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 18:05 (thirteen years ago)

Some people have... weird tanning obsessions.

― mh, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 18:06 (thirteen years ago)

btw, tanning totally doesn't give you skin cancer, which is why I know more than one person who tanned semi-regularly who had melanomas

― mh, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 18:06 (thirteen years ago)

Dayo when it gets to that point the polite thing to do IS to tell her!

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 18:10 (thirteen years ago)

you can tell from the video of the kids playing on the front porch that this is clearly the crazy lady at the end of the street w/ the jacked-up house that nobody knows what to do about.

― the late great, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 18:12 (thirteen years ago)

town of nutley

― the late great, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 18:12 (thirteen years ago)

I mostly feel bad for her bcz she clearly does not/will not get it

― Time, a group with Jam and Lewis (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 18:17 (thirteen years ago)

i see these sun worshippers every summer at the beach, older couples roasting themselves, oiling their leathery spotty brown hides. i don't understand it either.

― zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 18:19 (thirteen years ago)

It's like anorexic self-image but orange

― L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 18:19 (thirteen years ago)

some ppl just tan really dark without effort, tho, my grandfather would sometimes come back from a cruise so tanned we would call him 'chocolate grandad'

― zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 18:21 (thirteen years ago)

you get a bit of a high off of uv exposure, imo

― mh, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

uh tanning beds can most definitely give you a burn

the main point of tanning beds is "omg being tan is awesome and now I am tan"

― mh, Wednesday, May 2, 2012 5:55 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah I don't know why I thought that...

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 18:28 (thirteen years ago)

i see these sun worshippers every summer at the beach, older couples roasting themselves, oiling their leathery spotty brown hides. i don't understand it either.

My grandpa always called them bakeladies, w/ or w/out oil, some of 'em still in the foil wrapper (for those who used reflectors).

― fka snush (remy bean), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

http://img.chinasmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/china-wuhan-zoo-caretaker-licks-francois-leaf-monkey-butt-to-help-it-defecate-300x447.jpg

― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 22:07 (thirteen years ago)

just posting that as often as i can cuz

― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 22:08 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rdOw06ZBu4&feature=relmfu

There are 968 videos of karaoke on this channel. All are hilarious, AFAIK. Amazed that it's just now going viral.

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 4 May 2012 22:09 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wNDgEq8jnw&feature=relmfu

― scott seward, Saturday, 5 May 2012 03:32 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=y_GB8kUBpGQ

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 6 May 2012 05:08 (thirteen years ago)

Q: Do you really want to hurt me?
A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DNmauYu7Gk

― Pinktits, Monday, 7 May 2012 04:55 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4NN9iSGtPA

― am0n, Monday, 7 May 2012 14:34 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ru7Mlmd7xw

― am0n, Monday, 7 May 2012 14:37 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/UHTdO.jpg

― del griffith, Monday, 7 May 2012 19:28 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYk3lEb_fe4

― am0n, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 21:58 (thirteen years ago)

just told a teenager "you drink a lot of coffee for a teenager"

noize lols

― the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 22:21 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/zYPmd.jpg

― goole, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 16:06 (thirteen years ago)

oh man march 18 post on here is epic. wow. NOT SAFE FOR WORK. plus, picture of dead bodies at top. after that, mostly fun and completely insane:

http://internetkhole.blogspot.com/

― scott seward, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 17:54 (thirteen years ago)

i mean the the whole site is epic thus the name but that last batch is a doozy...

― scott seward, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 17:56 (thirteen years ago)

I love internet k-hole but I do wish it got updated more often

― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 18:22 (thirteen years ago)

https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQlD0f2_Gl3XTkhykqV0q15qhgSqkKGcavpDH23lVYeVwXDrBbg

― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 22:00 (thirteen years ago)

Good Lord, that's not just any ol' murder scene, that's Sharon Tate & Friends.

― pplains, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 23:55 (thirteen years ago)

I thought that pic looked familiar but thought it would be ghoulish to ask

― dayo, Thursday, 10 May 2012 00:00 (thirteen years ago)

definitely better ws px of her out there.

― pplains, Thursday, 10 May 2012 00:10 (thirteen years ago)

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3s5mfAQpe1qk7pano1_400.jpg

― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 10 May 2012 00:17 (thirteen years ago)

omg

― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 10 May 2012 00:21 (thirteen years ago)

nfw

― goole, Thursday, 10 May 2012 01:30 (thirteen years ago)

lol

http://s3.guyism.com/up/2012/05/time-magazine-breastfeeding-cover-640x853.jpg

― scott seward, Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:28 (thirteen years ago)

surely not the american cover

― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:33 (thirteen years ago)

haha

― goole, Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:33 (thirteen years ago)

hope they frame that and put it over the fireplace in their house FOREVER. haha!

― scott seward, Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:34 (thirteen years ago)

It is the American cover, Forks.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:39 (thirteen years ago)

wow, they are hella desperate for attention

― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:40 (thirteen years ago)

time breastfeeding cover controversy

About 1,490,000 results (0.23 seconds)

lol

― goole, Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:41 (thirteen years ago)

i wish they had made the kid an infant so that this fauxtrage might actually be worth something

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 11 May 2012 00:10 (thirteen years ago)

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3tkl8HmWF1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg

― mookieproof, Friday, 11 May 2012 00:15 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAJpTW4NKZw

"better than mango, even" and better than "a million melons"

― Pita Malört (Je55e), Friday, 11 May 2012 03:45 (thirteen years ago)

i'd forgotten about "baby on one side and dad on the other - that's not unusual in families that breast feed"

― Pita Malört (Je55e), Friday, 11 May 2012 03:48 (thirteen years ago)

jeeeeeeezus, that video

― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 May 2012 05:59 (thirteen years ago)

would be much more memorable if the kid was tossing up double middle fingers

― sanskrit, Friday, 11 May 2012 18:43 (thirteen years ago)

time mom is hella ws

― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Friday, 11 May 2012 18:46 (thirteen years ago)

would suckle

― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Friday, 11 May 2012 18:46 (thirteen years ago)

98% sure I went to high school with these guys featured on internet khole

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/brownies4life/anaconda/winter87-lingere-party3.jpg

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 11 May 2012 18:58 (thirteen years ago)

yeah i was wondering about that lingerie show...

― scott seward, Friday, 11 May 2012 19:00 (thirteen years ago)

file name says winter 87 which would have been our junior year

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 11 May 2012 19:01 (thirteen years ago)

the best of those pictures are like really good short stories to me. and i can create my own back story for them.

― scott seward, Friday, 11 May 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

if there is a blog that is JUST random party pictures from the past, let me know.

― scott seward, Friday, 11 May 2012 19:03 (thirteen years ago)

scott if you like that you should also like internethistory.tumblr.com

― dayo, Friday, 11 May 2012 19:03 (thirteen years ago)

it was an awful suburban jersey college prep school, not really surprised that some lightweight bret easton ellis type shit was going on

# of ppl from high school I am still in contact with: 1

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 11 May 2012 19:05 (thirteen years ago)

the blogs are coming from inside the house

http://keggersofyore.com/

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 11 May 2012 19:08 (thirteen years ago)

NSFW!

― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Friday, 11 May 2012 19:11 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Me8fA.png

― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, 11 May 2012 20:05 (thirteen years ago)

keggers of yore is great. it's pretty sfw though. one beaver is not usually a problem.

― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Friday, 11 May 2012 20:31 (thirteen years ago)

just spent $15 on another year of hosting for KOY-- glad it wasnt in vein

― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, 11 May 2012 21:05 (thirteen years ago)

it's yours?

humble thanks, if so

― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Friday, 11 May 2012 21:37 (thirteen years ago)

yeah I didn't know. Explains why I got a vaguely hawaiian vibe from a good number of the photos.

― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Friday, 11 May 2012 21:48 (thirteen years ago)

yep.

stolen/borrowed from buzza's long lost sandbox thread by the same name:

Keggers of Yore

― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, 11 May 2012 21:57 (thirteen years ago)

its really hard to keep finding new old photos, so it doesnt get updated too regularly, but there's over 1,000 photos in the archives (also the occasional NSFW shot)

http://keggersofyore.com/archive

― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, 11 May 2012 22:04 (thirteen years ago)

what happened to 3 frames, I know a bunch of non-ilxors who followed it

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Saturday, 12 May 2012 03:22 (thirteen years ago)

just renewed that url too, but stopped updating it almost a year ago.

― ♆ (gr8080), Saturday, 12 May 2012 03:30 (thirteen years ago)

cool, I went looking for something there last week and it seemed kaput

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Saturday, 12 May 2012 03:49 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h874BPSnbWc

― am0n, Saturday, 12 May 2012 04:32 (thirteen years ago)

not for lolz, but related.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVFuyehlLlQ

― pplains, Saturday, 12 May 2012 05:14 (thirteen years ago)

this lamp:

http://myyour.pl/images/obce/PENELOPE.jpg
http://myyour.pl/images/obce/PENELOPE%20LAMP%201.JPG

― a parker full of poseys (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 12 May 2012 05:42 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9kVyqUzXKw

― a parker full of poseys (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 12 May 2012 05:45 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dbU2f90OAw

― a parker full of poseys (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 12 May 2012 05:45 (thirteen years ago)

humans are so great

― ogmor, Saturday, 12 May 2012 10:26 (thirteen years ago)

Enjoy the link and please send it to all your friends.

http://tailpipeman.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/photo-above-me-wearing-womens-underwear.html#!/2012/05/photo-above-me-wearing-womens-underwear.html

― Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Sunday, 13 May 2012 15:34 (thirteen years ago)

keep forks away from that lamp

― thommys got bendz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 13 May 2012 15:43 (thirteen years ago)

you'd get a shock

― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 13 May 2012 15:54 (thirteen years ago)

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1115090/dan.gif

― am0n, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 20:04 (twelve years ago)

AMAZING

― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 20:10 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4PXHn4-G0k

i think...i love dan majerle?

― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 20:12 (twelve years ago)

if all bros were like that the world would be a better place

― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 20:13 (twelve years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=dJoo7Tgjr8U

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 22:16 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJoo7Tgjr8U

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 22:17 (twelve years ago)

all the punk classics.

― jed_, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 22:24 (twelve years ago)

Punk is killing me

― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:44 (twelve years ago)

amazing

― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:50 (twelve years ago)

pretty dope comp tho

kind of want to find it on discogs or ebay to keep in my car

― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 17 May 2012 02:38 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbsmPf2u-bo

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 18 May 2012 08:04 (twelve years ago)

can u help me i am stuck hu nos about rondo music
u r all gya

― scott marshall, Wednesday, May 10, 2006 3:56 AM (6 years ago)

can u help me i am stuck hu nos about rondo music
u r all gay

― scott marshall, Wednesday, May 10, 2006 3:56 AM (6 years ago)

― am0n, Friday, 18 May 2012 19:11 (twelve years ago)

scott seward has really fallen

― dayo, Friday, 18 May 2012 19:11 (twelve years ago)

hu nos

― am0n, Friday, 18 May 2012 19:12 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/NCt3J.jpg

― am0n, Friday, 18 May 2012 19:39 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/DoVz9.jpg

― ♆ (gr8080), Sunday, 20 May 2012 03:59 (twelve years ago)

http://www.chunklet.com/images/upload/6/audio_file/Daddy's%20Curses.mp3

― shit_ebooks (am0n), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:31 (twelve years ago)

GOSH DARN IT
GOSH DARN IT
GOSH DARN IT ANYWAY
GOSH DARN IT
GOSH DARN IT
GOSH DARN IT
WHAT A PAIN IN THE ASSHOLE
GOSH DARN IT
GOSH DARN IT
YOU FUCKING WHOREMASTER
YOU MISERABLE FUCKING BLOODY BASTARD
GOSH DARN IT
GOSH DARN IT
GOSH DARN IT
YOU MOTHER FUCK BASTARD
YOU MISERABLE COCKSUCKING SON OF A BITCH GODDAMMIT
DOUBLE FUCKING BULLSHIT
MOTHER FUCKING DOG LICKING GODDAMN BULLSHIT
NUTS
PHOOEY AND NUTS
AND PHOOEY
AND NUTS

― bailiwick bill (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:38 (twelve years ago)

GOSH DARN IT I HATE THESE I FUCKING HATE THEM
uh oh
oh you sonuvabitch
sonuvabitch you absolute sunuvabitch
NOW WHAT?
YOU DAAAAAWWWG.
YOU DOG LICKER!
MISERABLE SON OF A
you fucker
YOU FUCKER GET OUTTA THERE YOU BASTARD
FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT GOSH DARN IT
OH YOU SON OF A GUN
YOU SON OF A GUN
YOU MISERABLE STUPID TOE
I SWEAR TO CHRIST BRUCE
GOSH DARN IT

― bailiwick bill (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:41 (twelve years ago)

you dog licker

― shit_ebooks (am0n), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:42 (twelve years ago)

GOSH DARN IT ANYWAY

― phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:47 (twelve years ago)

I SWEAR TO CHRIST BRUCE

― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago)

(i do too tbh)

― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago)

you also swear to christ bruce?

― shit_ebooks (am0n), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago)

just busted the shhhhh fucking snot outta my goddamn

― shit_ebooks (am0n), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:19 (twelve years ago)

yep, i do.

― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:20 (twelve years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lob1vquhUi1qc24pno1_r1_500.gif

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 21 May 2012 23:22 (twelve years ago)

http://cdn.openculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/typo-e1337642155913.jpg

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 02:35 (twelve years ago)

Is that... a parody poster, or was some designer blissfully ignorant?

― mh, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 03:45 (twelve years ago)

http://austinist.com/2012/05/21/uts_prestigious_lbj_school_of.php

UT's prestigious LBJ School of Public Affairs found itself in a hairy situation this weekend when the school's commencement booklets were distributed with an ~~hilarious~~ unfortunate error. Despite going through "lots of layers of approval," the booklets welcomed guests and graduates to Commencement 2012 at the Lyndon B. Johnson School of Pubic Affairs. We're sure those in attendance bristled at the error. Coupled with the school's motto "Unlimited Possibilities," the new name actually makes for punlimited possibilities.
The school showed some more woolly thinking by posting an apology tweet with an egregious spelling error:
"Our deepest apologies to our 2012 graduates for the eggregious typo in our program. We are working to distribute corrected programs." -@TheLBJSchool
It has since been removed.
Media critic and blogger Jim Romenesko interviewed Susan Binford, assistant dean for communications at the Lyndon B. Johnson School of Public Affairs, and one with intimate knowledge of the situation. Romenesko writes, "The dean says her biggest fear is the typo getting mentioned on “The Daily Show.”

― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 03:54 (twelve years ago)

lol i didn't even notice that

honestly thought it might have been about the whitman clocktower shooting

― goole, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 04:11 (twelve years ago)

― phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 04:53 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZY2_mgkX0A

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 06:07 (twelve years ago)

excellent

― shit_ebooks (am0n), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 06:18 (twelve years ago)

So he basically has to let Adler back in the band now, right?

― how's life, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 10:54 (twelve years ago)

can someone please start another thread for this? come on i'm sick of seeing ac transit bus fight at the top and there is no way anyone can load this whole thing.

― scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 13:58 (twelve years ago)

Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

― a parker full of poseys (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 14:13 (twelve years ago)

What was the last one of these threads called? LOLocaust or something like that?

― how's life, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 14:19 (twelve years ago)

I haven't seen the first post of this thread in years.

― pplains, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 16:06 (twelve years ago)

50 Lolz of Grebt

― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 16:09 (twelve years ago)

Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

― phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 16:37 (twelve years ago)

who's?

― goole, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 16:38 (twelve years ago)

i'm distracted, cut me some slack

― phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 16:40 (twelve years ago)

nope, forks was correct

― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 16:41 (twelve years ago)

who's = who is

― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 16:41 (twelve years ago)

What was the last one of these threads called? LOLocaust or something like that?
― how's life, Tuesday, May 22, 2012 10:19 AM

you just freaked out our director of LOLs

― shit_ebooks (am0n), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 16:42 (twelve years ago)

I was thinking of final lolution

― how's life, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 16:55 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2zx45ZzEK1qcwe9ho1_500.jpg

― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 01:09 (twelve years ago)

lol

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 01:49 (twelve years ago)

hahahaahahah

― Je55e, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 02:28 (twelve years ago)

i heard you liked cat food

― “Argh!” I cry. But I really don’t care. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 03:00 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/epUcE.png

― am0n, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 20:29 (twelve years ago)

omg

― mississippi joan hart (crüt), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 20:30 (twelve years ago)

...

― pplains, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 20:36 (twelve years ago)

the pain of being pure at heart

― “Argh!” I cry. But I really don’t care. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 20:38 (twelve years ago)

So what does Anne Frank and a brick have in common?

― pplains, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 20:43 (twelve years ago)

http://vimeo.com/42209600

― ༼◍ྀ ౪ ◍ི ༽ (cozen), Thursday, 14 June 2012 16:47 (twelve years ago)

nice use of 'candy'

― goole, Thursday, 14 June 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago)

why is that Waffle House's official picture/avatar?

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 14 June 2012 17:32 (twelve years ago)

yeah they makin money
workin on wall street
but in they mouth
is where all the balls meet

― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 June 2012 20:45 (twelve years ago)

http://maxgif.com/8m

― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 June 2012 01:57 (twelve years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m55myfUukn1qfea9ro1_400.png

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m55myfUukn1qfea9ro2_400.jpg

― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Friday, 15 June 2012 20:04 (twelve years ago)

l-r: me, you

― ༼◍ྀ ౪ ◍ི ༽ (cozen), Friday, 15 June 2012 20:08 (twelve years ago)

i probably posted this before at some point, but it still makes me smile

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le6yxy3dKR1qfhbkko1_500.jpg

― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Friday, 15 June 2012 22:02 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3JUrhh9VC8

― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 16 June 2012 00:05 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbhRVZRQZNA&feature=relmfu

― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 16 June 2012 04:42 (twelve years ago)

DKC review OTM

― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 June 2012 17:00 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/qwKqx.jpg

― pplains, Sunday, 17 June 2012 22:27 (twelve years ago)

lol

― jed_, Sunday, 17 June 2012 22:29 (twelve years ago)

shit that looks like an onion news network screencap but isn't

― del griffith, Monday, 18 June 2012 04:05 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqcyDA2L5L0

― am0n, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 19:53 (twelve years ago)

Ew, cats with that horrible skin condition that makes people's skin into toenails.

― old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 19:55 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=789he-8T_-E

― Jibe, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 08:15 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ

― am0n, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 15:03 (twelve years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=hkDD03yeLnU&feature=endscreen

― goole, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 15:20 (twelve years ago)

i need dayo to weigh in on that Chinese news report

― ♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 15:41 (twelve years ago)

xp !!! O_O :DDDDD

― Jesu swept (ledge), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 22:37 (twelve years ago)

I will do some investigation but china has enough country bumpkins that that's an entirely plausible story xp

― un® (dayo), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 23:07 (twelve years ago)

after 80m we dug out this meaty object

― the late great, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 23:32 (twelve years ago)

I'm ganna make a walrus out of ham and cheese. See if it can balance a beach ball.
MrAnatamize 5 hours ago

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 23:33 (twelve years ago)

i wonder if the beach ball is also made of ham and cheese?

― the late great, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 23:37 (twelve years ago)

http://www.hiphopmusic.com/lastblackpanther.jpg

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 21 June 2012 00:15 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PDuqk_DSMw

― pplains, Thursday, 21 June 2012 00:21 (twelve years ago)

I could watch that kind of shit all day.

― pplains, Thursday, 21 June 2012 00:21 (twelve years ago)

be careful what you wish for

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN1R9LbHjgI

― un® (dayo), Thursday, 21 June 2012 00:24 (twelve years ago)

I get to live in that moment forever with these.

― pplains, Thursday, 21 June 2012 01:05 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymA8T-ZWTCQ

― pplains, Thursday, 21 June 2012 01:10 (twelve years ago)

pplains I met somebody from little rock the other day. do you have any shibboleths I can use to wow him?

― un® (dayo), Thursday, 21 June 2012 01:13 (twelve years ago)

I asked him what his favorite barbeque sauce was and he said sweet baby ray's. O_O

― un® (dayo), Thursday, 21 June 2012 01:13 (twelve years ago)

• The word viaduct is pronounced VY-dock, for some reason.

• Capitol is really 5th Street.

• I dunno, whatever these dudes rep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4HGc1c2ve

― pplains, Thursday, 21 June 2012 01:48 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4HGc1c2vek

― pplains, Thursday, 21 June 2012 01:49 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

want to put out a 7" of the Price is Right: Insane Edition b/w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U43Ate3Itjs

― andrew m., Friday, 6 July 2012 16:15 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yvFjARmWXA&feature=player_embedded

― a bag of andy capp's hot fries (stevie), Saturday, 25 August 2012 18:15 (twelve years ago)

special edition breast cancer pink

― The muted sensation feels amazeballs. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 25 August 2012 18:23 (twelve years ago)

that was the moment i knew it had to be shared here.

― a bag of andy capp's hot fries (stevie), Saturday, 25 August 2012 19:16 (twelve years ago)

i just knew pizzapartment would make an excellent gift

― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Saturday, 25 August 2012 19:19 (twelve years ago)

"Wow, this is great, I can't wait to use it"

― the mandy moorhols (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 26 August 2012 03:53 (twelve years ago)

OMG, 215 number = this was someone in Philadelphia county. Tears abound ;_;

― the mandy moorhols (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 26 August 2012 03:55 (twelve years ago)

four months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/84NeX.jpg

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 6 January 2013 08:53 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ossSWj17Jnk

Kobe Bryant 21 hours ago
Thanks for the song Chief - #300 #Mambaout

Francky Desravines 5 hours ago
STFU, Kobe.

― bnw, Monday, 7 January 2013 03:55 (twelve years ago)

http://yhoo.it/TEHgno

― Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Monday, 7 January 2013 15:06 (twelve years ago)

holy shit

― goole, Monday, 7 January 2013 15:10 (twelve years ago)

why would he
why he did he

― "reading specialist" (Z S), Monday, 7 January 2013 15:15 (twelve years ago)

he why did would

― "reading specialist" (Z S), Monday, 7 January 2013 15:15 (twelve years ago)

i'm OK!

― What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 January 2013 15:19 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/embed/xVrJ8DxECbg

― 乒乓, Thursday, 10 January 2013 03:20 (twelve years ago)

hearty lolz at swivel dude
some of the most human responses

― What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 January 2013 04:31 (twelve years ago)

so... do you know anything about techno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt3Oj-Dq-MM&feature=player_embedded

― Sébastien, Thursday, 10 January 2013 18:14 (twelve years ago)

Cosmic Nerve Endings Are Telling Us How To Move

― What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 January 2013 19:08 (twelve years ago)

The world is coming to an end, and we don't care!

― the so-called socialista (dowd), Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:50 (twelve years ago)

lol is that james from twin peaks

― ♨ (am0n), Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:54 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWW20wNfqXU

― ♨ (am0n), Thursday, 10 January 2013 22:55 (twelve years ago)

Holy shit, that's basically The Daft Punk Story
guest starring Utah Saints!

― What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 January 2013 16:40 (twelve years ago)

I still can't believe that's real and from 1996

― joygoat, Saturday, 12 January 2013 00:27 (twelve years ago)

amazing tweet: https://twitter.com/TaraReid/status/293805156691222530

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 19:51 (twelve years ago)

my god

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 05:31 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKGerjB-d1w

― ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Monday, 15 April 2013 18:54 (twelve years ago)

REd shirt at :49 totally knew what was going on.

― pplains, Monday, 15 April 2013 19:58 (twelve years ago)

utterly shocked nobody punches the chair

― gr8 tr∞lls i have known (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 April 2013 20:19 (twelve years ago)

can a mod lock this thread

― ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Monday, 15 April 2013 23:48 (twelve years ago)

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