Damage ContrLOLz

An idea whose time has come.

IT'S A NEW ERA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5fnjFVPCek

no, let's talk about it some more XD

"I've been beaten up enough times in my life"

I'm not shocked by this revelation, but not sure it's true either.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF),

still can't understand a word he's saying

suggest beatdown

Wow that guy is really crazy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57FyWm6QMk0

let's not get into racial specifics, ok guys? (i don't even know where these people are from, brazil?)

They're speaking German.

Also, lol!

Awesome.

hero!^

Way more loltastic than crazy unintelligible bus dude.

No doubt! I suspect it might also be faked.

Plz just let me keep believing in the Brontosaurus.

that is an amazing Bold Move (TM)

also if that's real i bet he got that chick's number

its probably a tageszeitung viral ad, but i loled nonetheless.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky0ob1v3uS1qzrq6yo1_500.jpg

i don't get it??

it's lil wayne made to look like avatar. which of these 2 don't u recognize?

lil wayne ;_;

wait to clarify the above video, i can get paid to read email?

which of these 2 don't u recognize?

lol

NBA LOLZ!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdNiXidfLcc

nash rulz

nutrition nashi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxZkaEge0R8

LOL!! NASH IS SO BRO

WHERE DO U GO TO MEET GIRLS WITH LISPS??............ASKING FOR A FRIEND!................(FRIEND = MY PENIS)

flawless victory is such bullshit, everyone knows "Tyrone" (so racist) got the first hit in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3LK1CChb08

lol splattered blood

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, February 17, 2010 12:48 PM (2 days ago)

real blood is real, fake blood is fake

please

as someone who was taking me to task the other day you have some fucking nerve posting epic beard man meme videos

i "like" the part at the end where the people are teaming together to ruin the life of the girl who posted the video and supposedly stole his bag

i don't really understand why that information had to be posted but maybe you're just being ironic?

...

what the hell, guys

deleting the personal info post

Results 1 - 10 of about 155,000 for epic bread man. (0.27 seconds)

epic skateboarding dog >>>>>> epic beard man

TRULY EPIC.

http://www.nomaas.org/images/drudge_siren.gif

i wish something else was funny these days

http://i.imgur.com/wyxVv.jpg

yes!

kinda lol but mostly sad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMupiEdM-Fg

missing the lols.

dentures, hon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LJPnvteKj4

missing the lols

immeasurable lolz

We tried to go to Immeasurable Chicken & Waffles just the other night but they weren't answering their phone so we got Peruvian instead. :(

where is peruvian?!?

and do they serve immeasurable guinea pig

Only just now occurred to me how much I've needed chicken and waffles in my life.

"I really love the variety of this menu. My niece Jordan says she is gonna have the, uh ... chicken and waffles."

we have a great brunch place that does chicken and waffles. da shiznit.

i miss roscoe's. fake c&w in oakland didn't measure up

http://www.mcstate.com/images/operators/1000016884/600-4%20in%201-Newington-12-28-06-VIPParty033_2.jpg

That is actually a really really good ad. (the immeasurable one)

is that Joe Pantoliano next to Ron McD?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAPABJd4xos

other cheerleaders seem weirdly disinterested

WHOA!!!! DEVOURED!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FK4B47Ua70

http://deadspin.com/5476645/hipsters-slipping-on-ice-what-more-could-you-want

http://www.fecalface.com/news/upload/2010/02/picoday/EBM.jpg

So we could have done one of two things: 1. Alert everyone and put up a sign OR 2. Set up my video camera and laugh for years to come. We chose 2. Enjoy."

Something refreshing about people admitting in no uncertain terms that the internet has made them a tangible form of asshole.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm5NLxXDSek

looooooooooooool

in tears

is this one of those '...shreds' videos??

hell naw, this is legit shredding done by legit shredders

0_0

http://vimeo.com/9631251

TS: Final Placement Endless Guitar Solo vs. http://www.qotile.net/files/mtaf.mp3

is that band sponsored by squier

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endless guitar solo needs to be ytmnd imo

my first thought was "shredding" video too.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Final-Placement/322801891555?ref=search&sid=546090983.1765765785..1

Genre:
Christian Rock

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs232.snc3/21975_322822611555_322801891555_3933007_2555357_n.jpg

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/hillary-duff-teaches-all-girls-how-to-handle-getting-engaged/

wat

Stalker-y.

boston sports fan

uh

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oh my god, the Duff thing and Final Placement are both A++++++++

I love how they go for the big build at 2:57

re: Final Placement, how long until Weezer covers that song in concert?

http://img1.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/n34/n174967.jpg

I think the first season of Veronica Mars (when she appears to be all of 15) made it impossible for me to find her smashable.
― FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Tuesday, February 23, 2010 9:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i feel this way about the duffster

re: Final Placement, how long until Weezer covers that song in concert?

― HIDEREggerian Philosophy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, February 23, 2010 11:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Ugh let's enjoy it while it lasts, instead of thinking about when it's all over.

ZOMG

"Your enlightenment: Hello. I apologize for the rhythmless trainwreck of a song before you. The bassist and singer take all of this very seriously. This stuff is of paramount importance. They recorded this and asked me and a drummer to come play some parts on it. Whenever friends do this, I just follow ther direction blindly, letting them do whatever they want. This stuff will never get out to the public, right? Wrong on this one. So I guess this is me defending myself and the drummer. We are not members of the band. We were not asked if this could be made public on YouTube. If we had been, we would have undoubtedly said no. I guess we could have saved them a lot of trouble if we had just told them from the beginning their recording sucked. "

http://www.dangerousminds.net/index.php/site/comments/final_placement/

c0ry skl4r and br4d l4n3r

dudes i don't think final placement is lol more like groanz

hilary duff otm tho

best part about final placement is dude just standing there in his north face jacket

pretty much every single white kid ever that

lol chaki

love how the video cuts to a train when the singer starts singing about a train

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnlchexX7Bg

closing statements are amazing

o wow, this is her band. ha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LvIaCa77Hs

dave mustaine thinks he never killed a cat
"our cat can sleep through anything because we're musicians"
"alright mama"
and o those closing statements

"i feel like my whole life is ridiculous really"

"he's an artist"

Mykeage (3 hours ago)

I'm a cat and this offends me.

"This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Final Placement"

Too late, boys.

this is your life, you're gonna shine

cuz this is your life

Shine 3:39
Hey Guys we attended Camp Electric last year and it was AWSOME, we learned so much. This is our first recorded song and video. The song Shine is about second chances, striving to get to your goals, never giving up and with God anything is possible. Hope you enjoy PLEASE VOTE FOR US GOD BLESS!!!!!

http://rockthecamp.endavomedia.com/video/4ACF9AE14E/shine

judge judy thing is killing me. TEETH MOUNTAIN IS AWESOME.

JJ rulz! Is that some kind of Wham City performance art? A+++ regardless.

new auto-tune the news is pretty lols or are they seen as old hat now?

love them

the news can't get old hat. it's the news!

turtle fence <3

ya. feeling Teeth Mountain, cept bro on the bubbles.

think that might be the "alright mama" dude

"we're straight, we hate them"

oops "they're" not "we're"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CqEMXIhEP8

was watching that live last night

C-, dude coulda really clowned them and went weak

also, scott van pelt is a total bro who prob got a kick out of that, so they didn't exactly end up pranking the right dude

yeah, it was clearly a personal prank on some espn anchor

lol @ teeth mountain and judge judy---"alright mama"

Apparently this is the myspace of alright mama dude

i'm sorry but i find this incredibly funny

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/25/nyregion/25chimp.html?sudsredirect=true

should have shot the person keeping him as a pet and making it drink wine.

fighting with a chimp is a serious business: http://www.oprah.com/oprahshow/Chimp-Attack-Victim-Charla-Nash-Shows-Her-Face

wine and ~~xanax~~

sounds like he was just taking a long weekend

well yeah because if you had a giant pet monkey you'd need to sedate it in case it rips your face off. because you are fucking stupid for keeping a pet anything-that-will-rip-your-face-off.

http://www.esquire.com/print-this/chimpanzee-attack-0409-3

As St. James confronted the chimp, the six-two former running back turned to find a second chimp — also a male, this one older and bigger — bearing down on him as well. With both hands, he pushed the bigger animal. Both chimps pounced. One of the animals grabbed him in a bear hug before chomping into the bone above his right eyebrow. He then stuck his finger in St. James's right eye, gouging it out. The same animal clamped his teeth onto St. James's nose, biting it off, as the other chimp chewed away at St. James's fingers. In the melee, one of the chimps dug in his claws and ripped the skin off the right side of St. James's face, causing it to flop over and cover his left eye, temporarily blinding him. One of the primates sunk his teeth into St. James's skull. He then closed his jaws on St. James's mouth, ripping off his lips and most of his teeth. St. James tried to put one of his hands down the animal's throat, but the chimp just kept chewing on it and chewing on it, and he couldn't get it out.

St. James fell to the ground, no longer able to defend himself, and for at least five minutes, the mauling continued as he lay helpless. One of the chimps gnawed on his buttocks and bit off his genitals. They ravaged his left foot, leaving it shredded. Blood poured from his body, and LaDonna was screaming.

well yeah because if you had a giant pet monkey you'd need to sedate it in case it rips your face off. because you are fucking stupid for keeping a pet anything-that-will-rip-your-face-off.

what about dogs

Only time I hear about dogs ripping someones face off is when they are trained to attack?

bit off his genitals.

Pets have a gentle way of reminding humans they are not meant to be kept as pets.

so shocked re: ~killer~ whale ~~killing~~ someone

there was a facepalm.jpg headline somewhere about how the whale acted like nothing happened afterward

being temporarily blinded by one side of my torn-off face while three chimps are tearing off my balls and fingers is probably tops on a list of things I really never want to happen to me.

never say never dude

being temporarily blinded by one side of my torn-off face while three chimps chicks are tearing off my balls and fingers is probably tops on a list of things I really never want to happen to me.

tbh it would probably take a whole lot of baby chickens in order to tear off your balls and fingers.

jesus christ guys thanks for the bummers

you'll live

I would be honored to get merc'd by a killer whale

rolling on the floor laughing out loud here guys

if you had to go, i mean

loooooooooooooollllllllll loving the judge judy

thankfully i don't have to go

rolling on the floor laughing out loud here guys

― the descent of mayne (am0n), Thursday, February 25, 2010 11:05 AM (2 minutes ago)

is this sincere

did am0n really roflol

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kydggsnphp1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg

http://theync.com/thumbs/960-amazing-video-of-a-killer-whale-throwing-a-seal-100-feet-into-the-air.JPG

this has gotta be fun for at least a second right

x-post uhhhhhhhh

teeth mountain = new favorite band

kate is nasty

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb52/The_Playlist/movies/the-shining-bear-shot.jpg

kate is nasty

― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, February 25, 2010 11:35 AM

in bed?

on the trap kit

http://riotclitshave.com/2010.02/tumblr_kw7e900Hl31qzj6xlo1_500.jpg

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2010/02/25/reid.old.hotdog.news12?hpt=C2

shit that looks like an onion article but isn't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcDeHR2wd1U

http://www.1in3likeme.com/

whoopeepee

gottagoberg

i wish i ate at feldman's or knew it existed before they closed it down. i always went to nathan's :(

whiney u should go to the exhibit and eat the fossilized weiner

haha whiney you could make various humorous remarks while eating it e.g. "damn, this weiner got hard," etc.

well formed remarks

"damn this weiner got hard... and this hot dog is pretty old too!"

or, "they found this weiner frozen in a block of ice, you say? sounds more like a cold dog to me!"

(obviously these are just suggestions, i'm sure you could come up with something better, after all you are the writer)

dying

lool velko

"a weiner in a block of ice? sounds like having sex with my ex-wife!!amirite??"

"i'd never properly ~felt~man's~ touch until i ate fossil weiner"

lol just realised i already had a teeth mountain song on my itunes!

with a playcount of 5 (!)

"i was a little scared to eat the weiner at first, although i sensed the feeling was mutual - in fact, the weiner seemed downright petrified"

What triggers your LBL?

* 46% Sneezing
* 13% Exercise
* 14% Laughing
* 6% Hugs & Squeezes
* 10% It just happens
* 11% I don’t know

268 people voted on this poll

i need someone to tell me if this is like a real thing or not

is this the chick version of "No matter how much you shake and dance, the last drop always hits the pants"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkC7dcxZ5_Q&feature=player_embedded

really the only funny thing about that video is the names. Phats Cockstrangler is an all-time classic, but when they actually get to talking it's just "distortion of generic hip-hop language grafted on to stodgy white culture" as opposed to something that is a mockery of things that are identifiably juggalo -- i don't think they even made a rape joke

sorry 4 playing the whiney role

shut the fuck up, bitch

haha, i was just gonna congratulate J0rdan for graduating comedy cynic school

btw i was j/k jordan, no meanie intended

stop being such a cocksnot, no meanie

uh i think u mean cockstrangler

"Shit's Fucked Up Hospital" is a winner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saEfJnLiFD8&feature=player_embedded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp6wc6YJpn4

that some early/proto Max Headroom action?

even sounds kinda frewer-y

yeah, the voice as well as the stutter, which I couldn't even tell was intentional.

that's def frewer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQNsEewzhDw

Ok let me start by saying this was HARD! Since it is sung by a girl my voice really did not match at all! Anyway i made this because I loved this OP and jsut had to! So besides my bad singing I hope you enjoy the lyrics!

Lyrics

HA HA HA
HA HA HA
Even with all my tough rivals.
In a battle we overcome all those hassles!
Im out of breath but I keep going!
Useing Iron tail while Im smiling!
Everything is good!
Oh dont hide your hidden power!
Dont you dare give up!
Come on time to follow your destiny!
Inspiration, Role Play, Hustle
Oh my life has never been dull!
Crossing thru forests, rivers and mountains
This feeling is the greatest!
Friendship, love, willpower
Oh were evolving every single day!
How nice, how nice, how nice, lets go!
Weve got a good combination
Great communication!
Always high tension
WOW WO Shalala so its all right!
Weve got a good vibration!
Congratulations towards tomorrow
Always a revolution!
Lets go on this road, aim to be a Pokemon Master!

Daniel Johnston is a pokemon master

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9v6sGbJO14

OK I just watched like four of this kid's videos. Love him.

the tiny cymbal cracks me up

yes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A08Gsv5DEBk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P6gM415m8A

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/04/epic-newsroom-fight-behin_n_486063.html

that cosby episode was one of my favs

dude just wanders around his house gettin annoyed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6ysl_lq7IU

ulillillia after dark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oco64kV0pV4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3ftbOMqVhE

that guitar solo been cracking me up

i guess this is the guitarist from the final placement vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bztr9DhySZY

wifebeater tucked into cargo shorts

"that's my amp"

http://www.cracked.com/video_18156_a-trailer-every-academy-award-winning-movie-ever.html

that's really good

http://gozonetaxincentives.com/images/approved.jpg

http://i48.tinypic.com/mhqe5f.jpg

looooooool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ78IlJs5JQ

related:
http://www.youtube.com/v/zyAKBuU72p4&fs=1&hl=en
http://www.youtube.com/v/yY8qsXkidtw&fs=1&hl=en

i like how the 1st dude pushes his chair in. so polite!

ahaha, that remix is great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHf9BJdgdBo

http://i.imgur.com/1nkXs.jpg

LOL

http://i25.tinypic.com/24y8fmg.jpg

larry bird not aging too well

saw big cat

Marilyn Pickard
SAW BIG CAT

4

saw really good big cat

4

(____O_O_____)

saw IV: big cat

http://www.advertisertalk.com/images/farm4.static.flickr.com/3463/3271937335_414b361b51_d.jpg

nagl

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/chris-crocker-cries.jpg
leave deej alone

zing

http://www.salon.com/news/2010/03/12/us_odd_elder_vs_thug/index.html

"Critelli, who has seven grandchildren and 13 great-grandchildren, said if police catch the guy, she wants to 'smack him.'"
<3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc11PUnFgkQ

watched twice. laughed both times

along same lines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSlA2yb-I4A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD39tzmKAiU

John Bunnell YES!!!!! <3 him. I lost my shit when he turned up at the end of Bad Santa.

I wonder if JB lurks around the same cemetery as Dennis Madalone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81_rmOTjobk

but mostly sad?

laughter, not tears

old people crying is usually pretty bleak.

he's a carpenter, ah shit

i watched it again.. definitely laughter

dude needs a ps3

dudes, what if he just has a high voice like that?

basically yeah

aww I also grew up with philly libraries and totally sympathize with that dude

must be some pretty fuckin awesome libraries!

just pretend it's a bike shop or health food store, you'll begin to see where dude is comin from.

;_;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyR4Dlw8CUI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CovtFLZQY14

lollege

i wonder what white denim will think about white pants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15KNZGcOS4s

lol what the shit

ireland's flagship friday night light entertainment show.

somewhere along the celtic tiger journey we became germany, go figure.

so not gonna happen

kept waiting for dude to go ass over teakettle down the stairs, no dice.

spoilerz

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky9f75MvBn1qz4cuyo1_500.jpg

le chat roulette

cat roulette

o. i don't speak french. we made the same joke

this is the definitive crystal swing clip surely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAsUfWvIiXY

is ireland a nation of dweebs or what

crystal swing is really fucking disturbing

dervla needs a solo deal pronto

is ireland a nation of dweebs or what

pleading the fifth tbh.

mother needs euthanizing imo.

johnoshealegend
aw beat de holy jasus.. what a shambles 7 hours ago

mrpvd78
incestual inbreds! 7 hours ago

83SB83
I'll crystal swing my mickey at you 7 hours ago

83SB83

johnoshealegend
aw beat de holy jasus.. what a shambles 7 hours ago http://i41.tinypic.com/f0q4i9.jpg

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8571798.stm

Little boy's prayers answered

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGTe3G_df_w

more models should have to do obstacle courses
also: "she mad"

is that a fashion show or a tomb raider level?

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Someone's obviously never been to Bowser's Castle...

http://bigassmessage.com/3713ac3e2

more like

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Someone's obviously never been to Bowser's Castle...

― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, March 18, 2010 8:26 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

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i'm sorry...but your dignity is in another castle!

lol

America's Next Top Model 14 - Alexandra falls and gets hit by giant gong (pendulum)!!!

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=embed&hl=en&geocode=&q=&sll=50.823577,-0.133577&sspn=0.00122,0.002304&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=&layer=c&cbll=50.823577,-0.133578&panoid=bZ_zx1I3Jno2dGPdkkVZjg&cbp=12,212.95,,1,2.41&ll=50.823492,-0.133638&spn=0,359.98071&z

Is that a spring roll?!

omg

http://i44.tinypic.com/vsi5w8.jpg

maybe its someone's finger

ha was just gonna say that. am0n is my brother from another m0ther!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b8/XD-smiley.png

i believe that is a "chip"

reminiscent
http://www.gridrepublic.org/joomla/components/com_mambowiki/images/e/eb/Seagull_steals_chips.gif

when i see that gif i hear this sound effect when he grabs the bag
http://www.soundfxcenter.com/movie/cartoons/2bcd7c_cartoonrun.mp3

http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Nathan-and-Bart-500x324.jpg

when i see that gif i hear yakety sax

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

when i hear yakety sax i think of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBu9nAOlRRE&feature=related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OainzQ0Z1-0&feature=player_embedded

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8094/1269263072386.gif

wow

wonder what the story is there.

pls 2 share

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ9rQgWousU

@ 0:52

wowgold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ_ylZURpZc

I love that chip thieving seagull lol

wow

― aarrissi-a-roni, Monday, March 22, 2010 9:20 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wonder what the story is there.

― forksclovetofu, Monday, March 22, 2010 9:56 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Found a discussion here:
http://www.epicfail.com/2009/08/12/sanity-fail/

explatanion man says:
August 12, 2009 at 12:21 pm

This has happened on a Turkish television called Kanal D. So the whole thing is: The jumping man first says that he can levitate, and claims he has eyewitnesses. The host (woman) asks how he can do that and he says they were on a bus going to Kayseri. And then, the bald man cuts in and tries to give an example from i don’t know what (which is totally irrelevant itself) and there you have it. He fucking jumps screaming “ALLAH!” and miserably fails to fly. The host, unimpressed, says “Yes. Yes, Mr. Sabri (that’s the madman’s name) what are you doing?” and she and the bald man tell the crew to take Sabri off the show.

HA, that explanation plus the video is pretty priceless.
ALLAH!

yeah, i thought no way the explanation would live up the visuals, but that is superb.

thanks jaymc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdxZd78pjwM&feature=player_embedded

Pretty sure that was on Final LOLution, but definitely worth a repost.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRSdOTirjk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h611G3z8IZU

okay does the jesus hates klingons sketch predate the KITH sketch where bruce defeats the devil?

and that burger fight video is brilliant.

god, the t-shirts in that place

you'd think the guy in the tapout shirt would have better ground game

it's funny because i actually did think the guy was wrestling michael strahan at first

also, "i will beat you all over those french fries"

big dude fucked up his hand by the look of it... did tapout bite him?

also, "i will beat you all over those french fries"

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 26 March 2010 18:03 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah lol lol lol lol. when he got pantsed i think i may have wee'd a little i was laughing so much.

"america. thats what its all about."

loooooooooool, fuck I should learn how to wrestle

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs450.ash1/24772_10150158403645338_613180337_11610197_1331801_n.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBViXkvIDCU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhJ7NmU6lJI

uh, mazing

grace how sweet the sound, that saved a fetus like me

why can't obama just take 30 fucking minutes on TV to just lay out the health care plan in plain and simple terms and calmly explain to Fox viewers that that there's no death panels and no baby-killing and we can still choose our doctors and we're not all gonna wait in emergency room until we're skeletons.

like i think it's all misinformation that no one wants to calmly clear up

whatever man the eyes in the pyramid and the shock troops with batons are here

why can't obama just take 30 fucking minutes on TV to just lay out the health care plan in plain and simple terms and calmly explain to Fox viewers that that there's no death panels and no baby-killing and we can still choose our doctors and we're not all gonna wait in emergency room until we're skeletons.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, March 28, 2010 2:13 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

are you really asking this? he has. on like several different occasions. as have nancy pelosi, steny hoyer, harry reid, kathleen sebelius, joe biden, etc.

why can't obama just take 30 fucking minutes on TV to just lay out the health care plan in plain and simple terms and calmly explain to Fox viewers that that there's no death panels and no baby-killing and we can still choose our doctors and we're not all gonna wait in emergency room until we're skeletons.

w/e man just another opportunity 4 the admin to try to indoctrinate us with subliminal msgs

yeah, max is right. They don't speak to Fox because they don't consider fox a news channel tho. and they're right.
GIVE ME MONEY TO KILL BABIES

shit is obama really 7 feet tall?? must be coz he's black

I neeeed yourrrrrrr moneyyyyyy to killbabiesbyabortion.

http://i.imgur.com/kdat4.gif

that is linda blair creepy :|

no way! it's comically sped up, not creepily slowed down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV-XA17Qq6I

oy jagger darragh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mIyMRPV8kg

XD

http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html

ahahaha

oh shit!!!

oh lol

ha, i was JUST thinking to myself "wait a minute, is this gonna" and then it did

ha that was awesome

OLD

http://images.cafepress.com/product/188523369v1_240x240_Front.jpg

"what are you looking at dicknose" is a shirt worn by "styles" in teen wolf

and dude in always sunny in philadelphia

you didnt just

and dog on internet

http://fourhorsementattoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/stileshalloffame.jpg

^^^ scene where stiles makes "teen wolf" sniff round his parents garage for his dad's weed

greasy mac pundit john gruber.. apparently he's known for wearing this shirt to speaking engagementz
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3660/3365210645_162a6ddaab.jpg

http://www.founditemclothing.com/t-shirts/dicknose.html

"What are you looking at Dicknose," is a truly stylish tee. It's not so much that it says, "What are you looking at Dicknose," but the way the shirt says it. The font is truly amazing 80's graphic design glory. I just love a good bubble font. And the conspicuous lack of a question mark is a syntactic mystery that reverberates through my mind like a Zen koan. As with many of these fonts, we've re-created it from scratch to bring you that true 80's feel. It's printed on a high quality, black American Apparel t-shirts.

the url for the website of the sydney morning herald

http://i44.tinypic.com/2j3663k.png

no

smh.@u

http://www.themichaelsmith.com/
landing page cracked me up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ontRgrb4wNU&feature=player_embedded

officer's reaction after getting slapped is A+++ (happens around 0:35)

the url for the website of the sydney morning herald

For a really long time, every time I saw "smh" on ILX, I read it as "Sydney Morning Herald" just b/c I've been to that website a lot for work.

Yino19
what a pussy police ahhhhh
and that bitch dont know how to speak english
damnnn hk is fuck up

dude did the cop really get in an ambulance because of that slap?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkqAErSitJM&feature=player_embedded#

i lol'd

kid would get his ass kicked in nyc

matt the news reporter said the cop was taken to the hosptial lol

ok how did I not vote for baseball in that twee-est US sports poll

also XD at that cop

matt the news reporter said the cop was taken to the hosptial lol

― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Monday, April 5, 2010 9:46 PM

i guess its possible she clapped him hard on the ear and fucked it up? still lol

I think he just wanted some paid leave for getting hurt on the job

I guess this is what happens when you have one of the world's lowest homicide rates.

weekend at berghain

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8604663.stm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAl28d6tbko

i cried sadness tears

whenever i see a youtube link in this thread longer that 30 seconds, I cry sadness tears

whenever i see a youtube link in this thread longer that 30 seconds, I cry sadness tears

QFT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvvmiAbPBss&feature=player_embedded

Charles Hamilton High School

i hope kelsey's ok

kelsey looks like a motherfucker with some dark bruises

well played

women can't play sports

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PnT6fOkhWyg/S7X6B4fwG3I/AAAAAAAACsA/PBfHh51b7yc/s640/3347823724_10c1c833ba_b.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs&feature=player_embedded

FUCKING MAGNETS, HOW THEY WORK?

Palin/Dope '12

And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed

lol

"I fed a fish to a pelican in Frisco bay"

how did icp make it through like 15 years of internet without having their every move deconstructed by hipsters

http://rlv.zcache.com/puppy_juggalo_cloths_dog_shirt-p155529126074151689228yy_400.jpg

something something something pitchfork joke something dark carnival juggalo 4 lyfe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoQ4ZuiSh8A

aerobic pop

no wonder alan's married to her
http://www.internationalheralddailynews.org/a692_0.jpg

and robin's married to her
http://content.complex.com/assets/galleries/5528/big_paula-patton-1.jpg

thicke but you know it

lollin @ ICP

http://i39.tinypic.com/qn4spw.jpg

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h308/deedtrees/neogaf/icp.gif

haha

ahahaha

recognise miracles?
miracles

game recognize miracles

OK holy shit that ICP video. I can't wait for them to inevitably have a megachurch, a series of bestselling self-help books and are the featured speaker at Bristol Palin's inauguration.

SatanicJuggalo17 @EndlessTurtles Ya like totally girlfriend! Aw don't worry, I'll cut your grass! oh..but you don't have a lawn.. ); Are you poor? I can lend you a dollar or two, that should be enough to by a food can.:))) By the way Girl! I also have a question, did you take any science classes on how Humans were made? I just wanted to make sure because I didn't want to call you a high school drop out. That'd be mean! And of course I have a family! Thats why I call them mommy and daddy.;))

By the way Girl!

i'm deeply disappointed no one's taken "magic everywhere in this bitch" or "FUCKING MAGNETS... HOW DO THEY WORK?" as a username yet

happy?

― fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao)

ah, well

it's okay this town is big enough for two

http://home.comcast.net/%7Etlapay/fly.gif

also can i just

http://i40.tinypic.com/2i8bvxw.png

fuck I thought those were fingers upon my first viewing

I am more and more convinced that this was a v savvy marketing move by ICP, to get memed by hipsters

http://i39.tinypic.com/24q3b5f.jpg

whadda ham

flipster puppies

haaaa

yours for the taking, bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBOV8WzH-oY

wkiw

<3 that dude

i hate birds....

i hate when people get me a card for my birthday that sings to me.

because that shit

is not cute.

that guy is fukkin awesome

<3 that dude

haha, he goes to my school apparently -- i should track him down and talk to him

so much truth in one youtube

Fastest "subscribe" of all time.

i hate fuckin' birds

srs question, that's obviously quite a good example of the list diatribe
and those things are pretty common
but what is especially endearing about that particular one?

so stop clapping ur not in fucking broadway

because someone posted it here and i watched it? xpost

he is funny and charismatic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbTf0aW3vSI

also lol

i've gotta go find this guy

can totally see him getting a tv show

GF: "Is he gay?"

omg he reminds me of my gay boss

his diatribe against birds and animal nuts is classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fozE1xdsorY&feature=channel

what are the posters on his wall? hangover, ? his head's in the way, jonas bros, avatar, j o?

Joker from Dark Knight I think

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs22/300W/f/2008/027/1/7/Joker___Why_So_Serious_by_kilroyart.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wmTv2nqTHo

so ridic and hillarious

can't watch the preview after reading the wiki article.

pussy

alt. title: "bum sniff deviants"

if wanting to watch footage of three people sewn ass to mouth makes me a pussy then MIAOW

no spoilers

"100% Medically Accurate"

it's just a little human caterpillar

http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/6136745

he has absolutely no idea what any of the lyrics are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3_pnuZhpIg

psst: game-related lolz of some fashion

i can't read that board

lol @ N64 dude

LMFAO @ "kickin' it out there with DK?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSI0YjPFPoo

crystal swing is really fucking disturbing

― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:06 (3 weeks ago) Bookmark

so these guys were on ellen degeneres chat show? wtf america

i think she was the one who broke them to america

lol @ best cry ever

what in the world is going on there

haha best cry ever is the ending to some movie...can't remember tho

intervention

Everything about the best cry ever vid is great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt-OY-MzG-I

loooooooll

omg fuse...woah

"mario zeldastein" got fired for stealing stuff btw

crystal swing r like very bottom of the list of things i am ashamed abt this country. also, they are not v. atypical of the showband revival thing and their voices aren't bad or anything.

"mario zeldastein" got fired for stealing stuff btw

lol

still find old JRPG cases in our library that are shelved and filed but missing the actual game disc and i'm all "CURSE YOU MARIO ZELDASTEIN!" *shakes fist to the sky*

m@tt u got any good stories about knockin boots w/ jacy to crystal method

did m@tt actually start talking about working at fuse show somewhere or did he just jump into inside knowledge of mario zeldastein w/o warning?

(whiney sorry i work at g@me 1nform3r and i was an intern when they did appearances on that corny fuse show, "mario zeldastein" was a dude that worked there at the time)

i didn't ever meet the fuse ppl the gi segment were just taped remotely, i remember them happening when i was an intern, i guess i thought ppl knew where i worked and shit

anyway.

pretty sure i had a gf who had jacy's shirt there

wouldn't it be rad if the guy's actual name was "mario zeldastein"

scare quotes and all

i mean, no wonder he was a thief

maybe i've said too much...

so was there another dude names "wario zeldastein" there who was like really cool and baked cupcakes for everyone all the time?

no but waluigi zeldastein made a great bundt cake, dude kept getting lost all the time though

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=SGtaix7zszE

SHE'S A GODDAMN LOL CAT, SHE IS!

don't know if these were posted anywhere... tim & eric haters stay away:

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=LCl5uyn5K7k

they're pretty good as far as corporate commercials go

http://media.digikey.com/photos/United%20Chemi-Con%20Photos/SMH%20SERIES%2025H,25.4D.jpg

i've never seen their show but i do wonder why their other work always comes down to LOOK IT'S A CRAZY BLACK PERSON, but i guess that's a topic for another thread

no no it always seems to work out when we talk about race and humor on noise board

ah yes, tim and eric are the first people to cast terry crews as a crazy black person

how about you stfu

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=pQhLLCUgFIg

but i do wonder why their other work always comes down to LOOK IT'S A CRAZY BLACK PERSON, but i guess that's a topic for another thread

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, April 14, 2010 9:51 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i've been saying this on ilx for like two years, so it's good to have an ally

there are plenty of crazy white people on T&EASGB

also this is sick:

http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=toG4bHjPLEU