what a horribly formed "joke"

This is apparantly the "Rocky Horror of furry fandom." I was of the right age to see this on VHS, but I guess I never did...

― Gnip Konop (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, August 15, 2009 6:49 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Read that as "Analympics" :(

― sir-mounter (Eric H.), Saturday, August 15, 2009 6:51 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i think most people looking for analympics and finding that would be seriously disappointed.

― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Saturday, August 15, 2009 6:52 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

but the thirty people who weren't went off and each made furry conventions. It's the Velvet Undergrowl of the movement.

― BOO LIAR BEN KONOP BOO BAD BOO BEN KONOP BOO (forksclovetofu), Saturday, August 15, 2009 6:54 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

why would you say "growl" there

what a horribly formed "joke"!

i didnt even have to look at your name below that to know it was you, dude

― in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Saturday, August 15, 2009 7:11 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the only thing worse than posting pictures of albums on the internet would be if these kids like, started a twitter account and reviewed 1000 of them

― meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Sunday, January 3, 2010 6:57 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

using the word "smoosh" to describe vaginal penetration is 20 times more embarrassing and twee than wearing pasties and blowing rockabilly dudes, imo

― HIDEREggerian Philosophy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, February 23, 2010 10:42 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the correct phrase is "rockablowjob"

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, February 23, 2010 10:52 PM (54 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Who is "joanna fucking newsom" and is there also a "joanna staying-pure-until-marriage newsom" out there?

― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, February 23, 2010 4:48 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://hipsterpuppies.tumblr.com/

oh whiney"paws"

waiting for stuff hipster puppies like

These dogs have SUNGLASSES...

BOW WOW WOW YIPPIE YO YIPPIE YAY BOW WOW YIPPIE YO YIPPIE YAY

some pretty corny joeks here guys! keep it up!

Kids be lovin' Chopin.

― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, February 24, 2010 2:37 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

kidz bop chopin edition?

― phantompenguin, Wednesday, February 24, 2010 4:23 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

kidz chop

kidz chop

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, February 24, 2010 4:40 PM (4 minutes ago)

― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, February 24, 2010 1:45 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

jeff

jeff

― shite new answers (forksclovetofutti), Wednesday, February 24, 2010 1:53 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

now now boys play nice in the sandbox

this is supposed to be good-natured zinging like the zing thread, chill out everyone

i thought it was for bad jokes

rip custos thread

it's not about bad/corny jokes it's about unfortunate, ill-formed "jokes"

no wonder we're all in here

I'll be here all week

i'm never coming here again

livin it up at the joketell california

what a horribly formed "thread"

livin it up at the joketell california

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, February 24, 2010 10:35 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

do you get it lol roffle

xpost

these kind of threads, fun as they are, are much better performed incognito imo, like this absolute classic:

This is like a Comedy Script. Is it not poo?

^^^great thread, but most of the posts are also on What do people think of a scene from a comedy script I've got in the works? which while longer gives a little more context

livin it up at the joketell California

The Tigger Movie was originally slated as direct-to-video, so my sympathetic write-in vote goes to it.

― EZ Snappin, Sunday, August 2, 2009 5:33 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you misspelled...oh you said TIGGER

― Cyberdune Butt (Elvin Wayburn Phillips), Sunday, August 2, 2009 5:35 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

uday hussein's favorite movie was air bud

jokes that are not even real

i think the Down Syndrome girl on Family Guy saying that her mom is the former governor of Alaska is more of a "joke" than a joke.

Once described as a mix between Placebo, The Cardigans and Goldfrapp this international group from Madrid are lapping up all their musical influences and delivering an honest and passionate musical response.

― dmr, Tuesday, March 2, 2010 7:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Placedagapp?

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, March 2, 2010 8:08 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

livin it up at the joketell california

sorry, man, I def don't mean for this to be the forks hall of fame or whatever, but that one grabbed me

my own fault for browsing ilx while waiting for cuban sandwiches; I will cop to that being "horribly formed"
though didn't someone else post a followup along the same lines?

PlabCrapFlap?

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Wednesday, March 3, 2010 4:44 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no

peter criss is such a horseshit drummer

― Deuce Bigalow: Male Juggalo (M@tt He1ges0n), Monday, March 15, 2010 4:38 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I love the notion of a "Horseshit Drummer" .... a messy assignment.

― Alex in NYC, Monday, March 15, 2010 4:40 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

actually that made me lol a tiny bit tbh

horseshit kind of cakes doesn't it? prolly get a pretty good sound out of them things.

the title of this thread always, always makes me lol

me too, actually.

amusing myself with various medical permutations of it at the moment

what a horribly formed "stoma"

what a horribly formed "stent"

almost cried w/lol over that one ice cr?am

what a horribly formed "arm" (as said to someone with a deformed arm)

what a horribly formed "form" (as said by Plato)

^^^ worthy of original thread impulse I think, workin hard here

what a horribly formed "form" (as said to someone who makes a living designing forms that are filled out for applications &c)

what a horribly formed "form" (as said to someone who is merely plugging in variables into the form of a joke)

what a horribly formed "corn" said the podiatrist.

what a horribly corned "form" said the proctologist

what a horribly mourned "bjorn" said the swedish funeral director

what a horribly Bjorn'd "shore" said the guy at Abba's beach party

what a horribly shorn "Zorn" said the free-jazz legend's snooty hair stylist

what a horribly spawned "Vaughn" said the priest to Vincent's firstborn

what a horribly farmed yolk said the organic epicure to the battery chicken

slut a far ugly stormed broke

what a horribly formed porn said Roger Ebert

you don't understand 'a horribly formed joke' is the name of my dog!!

^^^ omg <3 <3 <3

had to 'ctrl s' to be sure on that one in fairness

from Ricky Martin is gay thread:

No, no, no. He was at Red Lobster and ordered camarones. The waiter thought he said he was a maricon.

― mottdeterre, Monday, March 29, 2010 5:35 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha

livin it up at the joketell california

such a lovely "joke"

such a lovely "joke"

but they just can't
tell the joke
*drum fill*

you can log off anytime you like, but you can never lol

Oh man, I just got that Velvet Undergrowl joke. That's actually pretty funny. Good one, forks!

Finally, someone who appreciates a properly formed "joke"

messi kind of looks like dustin hoffman

Plutonic relationships? Is that a relationship in outer space? Is it a relationship with cartoon dogs?

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, April 15, 2010 11:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

good lord

thinking that a joke about mickey's dog is actually kinda funny here but *shrug*
http://www.toonopedia.com/pluto.jpg

how can goofy be upright while pluto is on all fours? i do not understand the disney universe.

did you ever notice donald duck doesn't wear pants

new yorker's style guide is pretty wacky though, right? every issue i come across some new word that has umlauts, apparently. like just last week: "trüffle fries"

― tylerw, Friday, June 4, 2010 12:17 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

just want that whole thread to die, don't need shit cross-posted from it onto noize board imo

― truffleupagus (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, June 1, 2010 6:05 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark

lol

I'm totally serious when I say that I thought Finntroll was actually the latest version of Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, February 17, 2010 5:59 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

One country along and the could have been Nick Cave and the Bad Swedes.

― sonofstan, Thursday, June 10, 2010 3:10 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

3 months for that joke to ferment properly

surprised it's not a tuomas ref

lol i thought the same thing

Big news this morning, via CNN:

World rejoices rescue of 33 music fans, but daunting tasks await

Austin, Texas (CNN) -- After 69 days and a cost as high as $20 million, 33 music fans have finally been extracted from the bowels of a Salem live performance. To roaring applause, ILX President Tom Ew1ng placed a metal cap on top of the Fader Fort entrance early Thursday morning -- and marked the end of a rescue operation that captivated the globe.

But in a way, the story is just beginning -- both for the fans, who now must live with their new status as indie heroes and the spotlight that comes with it, and the Internet, whose attention turns to protecting listeners' safety.

"I hope this will never happen again," said music critic Whiney G. Weingarten, the last listener out of the Fader Fort, as underrated aerosmith albums i have loved embraced him.

"I am so proud of what you have done," BIG HOOS told the president. "Thank you to all the rescuers, to all of ILX, to everyone. I am so proud to be free."

"We had hope that someday we would be rescued," markers said.

Rescue worker Ned Raggett, the first human being to descend in a custom-made soundproof capsule to reach the fans, was the last of six rescuers to emerge. He waved and bowed before a SXSW camera before climbing into the capsule for the last time.

Colleagues and onlookers cheered as Raggett surfaced, with lex pretend quipping, "Did you leave everything in order in there? Are the beds made? You didn't turn off the light."

― more than ever convinced ilxor is a sock (ilxor), Thursday, October 14, 2010 2:08 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lmfao

maybe it's because das racist are marketed specifically towards hipsters & ppl that read stereogum?

― gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, December 8, 2010 1:15 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and have a novelty song

― curmudgeon, Wednesday, December 8, 2010 1:15 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

why would you market towards ppl who have a novelty song

seems like a very small niche

― BO (DJP), Wednesday, December 8, 2010 1:16 PM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

btw is ross calling himself 'rose' now

― dayo, Wednesday, January 5, 2011 6:39 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

whenever he kisses someone now seal's gonna jump into the frame from nowhere and shout BAYYYYYYYYYBBAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

― markers, Wednesday, January 5, 2011 6:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

:D

lol, doubly horribly formed since ross says "rozay" a la the liquor

http://www.adweek.com/adweek/photos/stylus/17412.jpg

yeah but it's this kind of wine right xp

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ros%C3%A9

Yes, as mentioned in the 1977 Billy Joel hit, "Scenes from an Italian Restaurant".

haha I like djp's joke

special Korean day: doggy and doggy

― The north-east's Number 2 children's party magician (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 March 2011 18:23 (4 hours ago)

maybe she has alpha female status, and therefore has the option of claiming shotgun & demanding that "flow hands" girl move to the back (though, being a benevolent dictator, she allotted herself backseat status).

― *emergency alternative display name (Pillbox), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:35 (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

well notice she ends up in the backseat both times the dilemma arises -- i'm pretty sure that means she likes it in the butt

― some dude, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:38 (3 weeks ago) Bookmark

that is a horrible, horrible joke but it is formed pretty immaculately

^^ gets it

ya but djp u have more tolerance for hoary old 1-2 setups than most

nakhgettingit

ban nakhchivan

hi deems

and crut

was wonderin

money was on britisher tbh

lol for real??

right down to tweed jacket with leather elbow patches

up the 'ra

kangaroo crut

I see that vampyr is nominated. we got some dreyer up in this bitch!

― HE HATES THESE CANS (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, April 5, 2012 2:18 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's what she said...in late '20s france

― da croupier, Thursday, April 5, 2012 2:19 PM (26 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

livin it up at the joketell California

that lyric gets stuck in my head far too often

I must've been in a really dark place to make that post

it seems like one of those thoughts that, if you were a nice person, you just wouldn't share with other people

solitary posts etc

I'm already working my own BDSM novel, "90 Grades of Shea" about a mysterious and domineering adjunct professor named Christopher Shea. How far will she go to remove that incomplete?

― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, May 22, 2012 11:16 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i support the "suggest killfile" feature where you can choose two posters and eventually force them to killfile each other

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, July 11, 2012 3:53 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

can I get a dillfile I hate pickles

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, July 11, 2012 3:56 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Bolt the door, Varg is loose!

that reminds me of this time my friend worked for some sports mgmt co. and was told that "cocoa and iced tea are in the conference room" and went to help herself to a nice beverage and found Coco and Ice-T in the conference room

― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 8:21 AM (1 hour ago)

Lucky it wasn't Vanilla Ice.

― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 11:45 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

co-worker: Vanilla Ice in the conference room.
ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!
co-worker: o_O

<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's Vanilla Ice not vanilla ice cream>

ILXor: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 11:47 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

because the classic thing to say when you hear that ice cream is being served is 'yeah, i'd like to suck on that!'

Because that doesn't make any sense. You'd say, "Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!"

that's why its funny s1ock

horribly formed jokes are usually p cute tho

because ice cream is usually referred to as 'ice'

I feel like it'd be impossible not to be able to tell contextually or from tone of voice whether to expect "Coco and Ice-T" or "cocoa and iced tea."

Not to mention that cocoa and iced tea would be a really strange thing to serve together. I mean who would serve just cocoa and iced tea and surely if there were other beverages there then you'd just say "refreshments" or something. Curious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpUSiBoBvoE

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-GJa2FF1ZOfM/TuksvEu0KoI/AAAAAAAARRE/k-Q-ZxAMlz8/s400/COCO.jpg

what I don't understand is why Coco and Ice-T would be hanging out in the conference room at some sports mgmt co.

Can I borrow a stapler?

Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!

<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's Vanilla Ice not vanilla ice cream>

vanilagoon

vagoon

Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!

*puts down daily mail*

*eats a crisp*

co-worker: Meat Loaf in the conference room.

co-worker: NEWSIE WEWSIES in the conference room.
ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!
co-worker: o_O

<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's a BIG BOTTOM BIRD not the NEWSIE WEWSIES>

ILXor: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 11:47 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― weingarden by kawhineyscope (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 9:05 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/Ey3yN.jpg

sickening attack on the british again, well done ilx

dying @ matt P

co-worker: NEWSIE WEWSIES in the conference room.
ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!
co-worker: o_O

<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's a BIG BOTTOM BIRD not the NEWSIE WEWSIES>

ILXor: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

knew dog latin should have copywrited his comedy script.

co-worker: Dom P. in the conference room.

that works

Dom P's Rusty Nuts

co-worker: Bono in the conference room.

co-worker: a straw is in the conference room

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQbBYT_FpysulhJkyo2UoCZWf69eERDZ_0Id_aCISg0worvydiz9nmmQdg

^ a. straw (albert straw)

co-worker: RAHOWA
ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!
co-worker: o_O

<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's biracial recording artist RIHANNA not RAHOWA>

ILXor: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

the straw that broke the camel's lips

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2528/3960792928_d99c65b677.jpg

<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's Vanilla Ice not vanilla ice cream>

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120616003317/random-ness/images/9/9f/Darth_vader_no.gif

i wonder if this confusion is what sparked the suge knight dangling vanilla ice out the window incident.
"I was promised Ice CREAM!"

http://conselltranslations.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/electrolux1.jpg

ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-SqmoVYqPuAc/Th8nTedvucI/AAAAAAAACDE/6exTO8SmDdU/s1600/tobias-funke.jpg

They should try and get Tom Six, and make Episode VII: Gungan Centipede.

― ILX until I die (snoball), Tuesday, October 30, 2012 4:14 PM (14 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

co-worker: there's Lagoon and Ice cream in the conference room.
ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!
co-worker: o_O

<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's an ILXor who posts under the name Lag∞n and who previously posted under the name ice cræm >

ILXor: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 11:47 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

That you're going to mount an argument that this movie's heart (sic) is in the right place, Morbs, is going to be downright delish.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Wednesday, November 28, 2012 3:58 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark

.....and then.......

I wouldn't worry about our shtick. You can always put our shtick where your fart ought to be.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Wednesday, November 28, 2012 4:03 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark

Fork Fest 2013 headliners are insaaaaane!

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, February 1, 2013 11:49 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

R. Kelly, Bjork, and Belle & Sebastian.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, February 1, 2013 11:49 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Can't wait for the big collab from the headliners, "Like Dylan Trapped In The Closet (It's Oh So Quiet)."

― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Friday, February 1, 2013 12:22 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Hot, Ready and Smeagol!"

thread should automatically update with this once a month

that reminds me of this time my friend worked for some sports mgmt co. and was told that "cocoa and iced tea are in the conference room" and went to help herself to a nice beverage and found Coco and Ice-T in the conference room

― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 8:21 AM (1 hour ago)

Lucky it wasn't Vanilla Ice.

― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 11:45 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

co-worker: Vanilla Ice in the conference room.
ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!
co-worker: o_O

<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's Vanilla Ice not vanilla ice cream>

ILXor: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 11:47 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes

not like the setup even makes any sense, in what context would you be serving hot cocoa AND iced tea?

always thought that joke might be a britisher thing as an "ice" means something different, like it's a biscuit or something

i... what?

if someone said 'there's ice cream in the break room' and one of my coworkers said 'yeah I'd like to suck on that' I think that would be disturbing regardless

a: there's ice in the conference room
b: yeah, i'd like to shoot up some of that!
a: o_O

if someone said 'there's ice cream in the break room' literally anything and one of my coworkers said 'yeah I'd like to suck on that' I think that would be disturbing regardless

― iatee, Friday, February 1, 2013 1:13 PM (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

co-worker: \(^o^)/

basically everything on POPE TO RESIGN WTF?

why don't you take the mic, Shecky?

Shecky?

http://sheckygreene.com/images/SheckyStory1.jpg

After an absence of many years, Greene returned to perform in Las Vegas in 2009.[4] He had reportedly lost $3 million investing with Bernie Madoff.[5]

basically everything on POPE TO RESIGN WTF?

― zero dark (s1ocki), Monday, February 11, 2013 11:11 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you two also take that stick outta your ass every 600 years

those pope puns must just be swooshing over our heads

more like vaticant shitty

boom

when r the cardinals going to elect the next poop

what a horribly formed "pope"

sigh

Peter Bradshaw's demolition job on some shitty danny dyer comedy has some of the weeeeakest attempts at zings I've seen in a long time:

There's a moment in an old Goon Show where Peter Sellers sonorously says in his officer-class voice: "Old England isn't finished yet. It's finished …" [FX: dinner gong] "… now!" That gong, signalling the end of British self-respect, sounded deafeningly as the houselights dimmed for this film. Argentinian president Cristina Fernández de Kirchner will wish to block-book it for every cinema in Buenos Aires. It's a big-screen version of the trouser-dropping stage farce Run for Your Wife, which ran in London's West End from 1983 to 1991, adapted and directed by its author, Ray Cooney, and starring Danny Dyer as the bigamous taxi driver coping with two missuses (Denise van Outen and Sarah Harding) and a next-door neighbour (Neil Morrissey) who is cheeky, perky and, like everyone else, stunningly unfunny. The humour makes The Dick Emery Show look edgy and contemporary, and the movie features a mind-boggling parade of cameos you are only otherwise liable to see in the cutaway shots of an ITV3 repeat of An Audience with Magnus Pyke. Frank Thornton! Bill Pertwee! Russ Abbot! Connoisseurs of the British thespian scene from 30 years ago are likely, however, to have precisely the same response as those who do not recognise any of these people: an overwhelming desire to buy an old-fashioned town-gas cooking appliance in which one's head will fit snugly.

lol good one m8 you sure told em

awful britcoms definitely do have me reaching for the nearest... old-fashioned town-gas cooking appliance

(in which my head will fit snugly)

this thread is for mediocre british journalism now?

what a horribly formed "country"

Lol soz, I didnt know where else to put it. There's a guardian thread I guess. Oh well. I'll flag all my posts for ya.

why is a bruce springsteen poll running?

i mean, to be fair its not really poorly FORMED joke, its just not funny

ehh i would say the phrasing of it was pretty awkward, also starting a thread (on ILE!) just for that is pretty poor form in and of itself.

true, true

Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!

It was a response to the other thread, which was poor form to have started on ile itself, the parameters were narrow tbh.

ie id like to invite y'all to join snoball's coworker

tbh i did not see the other thread when i first posted here, my bad. still a groaner, though.

can't believe all these companies are making so much money of clouds, tbh, you can get free clouds just condense some water droplets in the atmosphere

― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Sunday, 17 March 2013 22:38 (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I've looked at clouds that way...

*blushes*

Yeah, I'd like to su... oh never mind

iirc h4a has multiple yo la tengo posts

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, April 22, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

him and morbs should do a lil yo la tengo conversation, a...canks morbs convo (pronounce like yo la tengo)

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, April 22, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sheer laziness

i would advise that morby ought to pass on that (moby octopad is a song by yo la tengo)

I am not afraid of morbs and I am hungry4ass

ugh stop

are you finding it painful?

Name of my new band... Hannemans Liver... too soon?

― SeanWayne, Friday, May 10, 2013 10:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

him and morbs should do a lil yo la tengo conversation, a...canks morbs convo (pronounce like yo la tengo)

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, April 22, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― how's life, Tuesday, April 23, 2013 4:32 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

i liked this, but maybe thats just vanity

I just assumed you've done hard time

Moodles wrote this at 2013-07-03 19:53:38.000

comedy mod-edit record finally caught up to him

Neanderthal wrote this at 2013-07-03 19:58:11.000

my jailhouse name was 4KLIFT

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu) wrote this at 2013-07-03 20:01:42.000

it was a sad time

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu) wrote this at 2013-07-03 20:01:55.000

It was a sad post.

pleading guilty on that one

oh man y'all would not have wanted to be around me during the OJ trial

― "Post-Oven" (DJP), Thursday, July 11, 2013 12:07 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OJ da Juiceman was on trial? what for?

― crüt, Thursday, July 11, 2013 12:18 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thought abt placing it here but its sort of a 'crut is young' joek & thus endearingly selfdeprecating

http://media.techeblog.com/images/ripd-rest-in-peace-department-movie-poster.jpg

what a horribly formed "title"

poor Jeff Bridges

what a horribly formed "face"

<3 some dude

the dude from big lebowski posted on ilx? what for?

https://twitter.com/ariannahuff/status/357619448569528322

sheesh

Shark-sized sado

Every time I see that poster I think "Rhode Island Police Department"

^^^ me too :(

Peter Serafinowicz @serafinowicz
"I keep fuhgeddinaboutit." - Mobster with Alzheimer's

made me lol :(

he uses twitter to dabble in shit jokes, it's great

that was funnier to me when I initially misread it as a Michael McDonald joke

Or does it? in any case this thread doesn't seem to load on zing: help me learn japanese

― Orpheus in Hull (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, July 27, 2013 3:46 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Kanji: James, I'ma let you finish, but Android is the best mobile OS of all time.

(ok ok, I'm sorry, ignore)

― StanM, Saturday, July 27, 2013 4:23 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ouch.

http://i.imgur.com/Zpxg4G7.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nWjNgV_6yc

tbh I'm still back on this:

hat reminds me of this time my friend worked for some sports mgmt co. and was told that "cocoa and iced tea are in the conference room" and went to help herself to a nice beverage and found Coco and Ice-T in the conference room

― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 8:21 AM (1 hour ago)

Lucky it wasn't Vanilla Ice.

― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 11:45 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

co-worker: Vanilla Ice in the conference room.
ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!
co-worker: o_O

<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's Vanilla Ice not vanilla ice cream>

ILXor: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 11:47 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

every generation has its own "resulting paste"

haha isnt that a dupe

<3 snoball

livin it up at the joketell california

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, February 24, 2010 2:35 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Available on J/K-tel Records.

fun fact: Friedrich Engels' motto was "take it easy".

― Merdeyeux, Saturday, August 10, 2013 10:24 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

continuing the theme of the last one, even

Noises from daughter's room.
Dad bursts in.
Daughter: (gasps) Dad!
Dad: I support you sweetie! Have an awesome time... carry on...

...just pretend I'm not here.

― Evan, Wednesday, August 14, 2013 12:11 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

O_o

gotta be a reference to http://goodmenproject.com/ethics-values/brand-dear-daughter-i-hope-you-have-awesome-sex/

Daughter: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought that was pretty cute, actually...

xp yes, and it's a harmless and not that badly formed joke but it's very evocative of snoball's masterpiece so i thought it deserved a place here.

fun fact: Friedrich Engels' motto was "take it easy".

― Merdeyeux, Saturday, August 10, 2013 10:24 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

continuing the theme of the last one, even

― some dude, Saturday, August 10, 2013 3:06 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This one isn't a joke.

<3 snoball

― maven with rockabilly glasses (Matt P), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:00 (1 week ago) Permalink

*goes in the conference room, sees that it isn't the hostess pastry*

<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's snoball the poster not snoball the hostess cake>

ILXor: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

argh, meant to delete first line

what a horribly formed 'what horribly formed "joke"' joke

how thread appropriate xp lol

haw

Noooooo!!

Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!

one of the best things about the snoball's Vanilla Ice sketch is that there's only three lines of dialogue and TWO of them are things no human being would ever say

it's so perfectly horribly formed

went back to the source and I'd forgotten how hilarious DJ Mencap's response was

I often say to my family "Let's go get italian ices, because I'd really like to suck on some of that"

livin it up at the joketell california

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, February 24, 2010 2:35 PM (3 years ago)

I actually sing this to myself sometimes

one of the best things about the snoball's Vanilla Ice sketch is that there's only three lines of dialogue and TWO of them are things no human being would ever say

― brian uoeno (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, August 15, 2013 5:39 AM (15 hours ago)

So on that basis do you think I could get a job as scriptwriter for the next Star Wars movie?

such a horribly formed place

co-worker: Metering data in the conference room.
ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!
co-worker: o_O

<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's metering data for the entire campus, not individual building metering data>

ILXor: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay lol

"such a horrible formed place" tbh made me lol

This one isn't a joke.

― Panaïs Pnin (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, August 14, 2013 4:28 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha wow i really just thought it was a strained eagles/engels pun

ha, yeah, it was reality making that strained pun for me!

*horribly. wow what a horribly formed shoutout to a joke

Bad for Lashes
Gay Bad
Bad Gadget
Labadford

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, August 20, 2013 3:54 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's not that bad

Badman

idk, it just seemed like a really obvious and boring thread derail

http://lizziee.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/crudo-egg-with-runny-yolk.jpg

what a horribly formed yolk

Very tempted to start a site called crapgenius.com, a WebMD/rapgenius hybrid where users can submit stool samples for others to examine for their medical significance.

― Fiddler on a hot tin roof (ed.b), Saturday, September 21, 2013 11:49 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"It might be a crap shoot, but shoot your crap over to crapgenius.com, and we'll be on that shit before you can say 'turds'!"

v v tempted

left out the most important detail...

2 months pass...

Very tempted to start a site called crapgenius.com, a WebMD/rapgenius hybrid where users can submit stool samples for others to examine for their medical significance.

― Fiddler on a hot tin roof (ed.b), Saturday, September 21, 2013 11:49 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahaha

lol

snoball is like "nobody in this town makes a horribly formed joke without me getting a piece of the action"

what a horribly formed "crap"

one of the best things about the snoball's Vanilla Ice sketch is that there's only three lines of dialogue and TWO of them are things no human being would ever say

4 results lol https://www.google.ca/search?q=";yeah%2C+i'd+like+to+suck+on+that"&oq="yeah%2C+i'd+like+to+suck+on+that"&aqs=chrome..69i57.5481j0&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

ahahahahhaha

you didn't get the quote right here https://www.google.com/#q=%22Yeah%2C+I'd+like+to+suck+on+some+of+that!%22&safe=off

I like to imagine "I'd like to suck on some of that" as said by the guy who said 'I'd buy THAT for a dollar!' in Robocop

You know I appreciate the effort, but

as opposed to 'no code post envy,' which is what I experience upon finding that a Pearl Jam thread was revived while I was offline

― some dude, Friday, October 11, 2013 6:17 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no way man, that's classic

http://i.imgur.com/BqlZE98.gif

what is no code post envy

no code is a pearl jam album

'post' is the term used to describe a comment submitted to and published by an online message board

and i agree that is some dude in top dad form

envy is one of the seven deadly sins

i still dont get it

i love it

the joke is that some dude is envious of the person who revived the pearl jame no code thread* while some dude was offline and therefore unable to participate

*of course, the thread was revived with a 'post'

wait now i dont get it

PEARL JAM SUX HALEN 4 LIFE !!!

h8 when people post stuff to meta threads sans contextual preceding posts

the joke is that some dude doesn't even listen to pearl jam and is not a fan of eddie vedder. therefore, "no soap radio"

hah just the punchline

folks come on

well tbf the joke is p much completely explained in the post

Ha, I think I didn't get the "post" part -- I thought it was referring to the fact that some dude saw the thread ~after~ the fact. Doesn't seem as belabored now!

lag∞n I am going to assume you are aware of the song "Royals" by the recording artist Lorde

its not completely explained, appreciate what effort as opposed to what, its impossible to determine if this joke is truly poorly formed wo this essential info

you don't understand, "i'm going hungry" is the name of my dog.

why won't he come when I call him.

tho it does obvs have many of the structural hallmarks of poor formation

that's what you get when you choose to live in a house of cards.

is a well formed joke necessarily funny

can a horribly formed joke be funny

are these just horribly formed versions of "does a bear shit in the woods"

is the pope catholic

does some dude really like pearl jam that much.

http://www.biography.com/imported/images/Biography/Images/Profiles/V/Eddie-Vedder-9542540-1-402.jpg

jeremy's suckin, on soooooooooooome of thaaaaaaat

lol this revive, hi guys

and yes i definitely do like pearl jam that much: Pearl Jam - No Code

https://twitter.com/vanillaice/status/351710490579329024/photo/1

Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!

A+

ahem

A famous rock star once told me that she hated dancing to Appetite for Destruction when she was a stripper because they kept changing the time signatures and it made her feel awkward.

― Arthur, Sunday, October 21, 2001 7:00 PM (12 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

j. wrote this at 2014-02-03 21:18:58.000

maybe the arthritis was hard on her sha-na-na-na-knees

Philip Nunez wrote this at 2014-02-03 21:25:09.000

oh that's good

yeah that's pretty awesome

that is godlike

why the hell would a stripper have arthritis?

Something something wearing less in their joints something

Because they're always dancing to 'boom boom shake shake the rheum(atism)'

Now THAT'S a horribly formed 'joke'

jfc

welcome to the jointache

Well, with Travolta, it's well beyond the realm of rumor. Witnesses on the record, harassment suits settled, etc. But Cruise, not only is it strictly rumor, with no ratification, he's also very litigious. So Travolta could likely not get away with suing for libel, but Cruise, with no paper-trail (gay-per trail?), could easily bring down his giant lifts.

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, February 4, 2014 9:39 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What, no Tom Cruising?

Tom of Cruiseland

sorry, (Tom of Cruiseland?)

http://www.brucienyc.com/

actually this belongs in like fourteen threads.

no forsyth no credibility

Can someone explain what "boobs on the ground" means?

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/fox-host-apologizes-again-boobs-on-the-ground

as in 'boots on the ground'. given she's a pilot it's especially unapt

boobs in the sky

xpost oic, thx

omg lagoon

I have never seen it but remember reading all kinds of music fan sites circa 2000 and found out the dude from the prodigy contributed music to porn shot in zero g

― mh 😏, Wednesday, March 1, 2017 9:20 PM (twenty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you know you're making real zero g porn when someone calls up prodigy to do the music

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, March 1, 2017 9:21 PM (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just imagine the pitch
"Hey you want to contribute music to my porn movie?"
"Ah, nah"
"We rented that airplane that flies like a roller coaster and the actors are going to be doing it while floating like astronauts"
"hmm sure, why not"

― mh 😏, Wednesday, March 1, 2017 9:21 PM (nineteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm a firestarter, zero-g spooge Cruise like Carter.

― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Wednesday, March 1, 2017 9:41 PM (eight seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

. . . yeah

i deserve that

You flew too close to the sun.

The wax from your wings melting off your back as you plunged toward Mother Earth...

http://www.thestate.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article146057784.html

hey he didn't offer $1000 to any raven-haired sirens willing to be drowned in the mansion pool

Sorry OL...

From Star Wars thread about Solo movie
------------------------

"i might be the only person... who knows... what you really are!"

"what's that?"

^^ these were the killer lines they pulled for the trailer

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, February 6, 2018 12:21 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm intrigued to know what he really is tho

― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, February 6, 2018 12:23 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a bronie?

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, February 6, 2018 12:28 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Spoiler: his last name is actually Duet.

― I'm very active in the pegasus community (Old Lunch), Tuesday, February 6, 2018 12:30 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

TBF, you could pretty easily fill this thread by throwing a series of darts at my posting history.

ha the first joke isn't horribly formed but this post is:

TBF, you could pretty easily fill this thread by throwing a series of darts at my posting history.

full of the elan of the original forks' post that inspired this thread

that elan musk

wiping a single tear from my eye after reading the snoball post for the first time in like probably 2 years

I had no idea LL Bean sold guns. Did they come in flannel?

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, March 2, 2018 9:25 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh my god

http://www.theglobalmalayalee.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/dannainan-262x262.png

when did u become Getoff M. Lawngarten

― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Tuesday, May 10, 2022 11:01 AM (ten hours ago)

livin it up at the joketell california

but you can never "lol"

paul linde in my hair

Lynde

what a horribly honked "bobo"

lol

i still can't wade into that thread to find things worth posting here

p much the whole thread. and i say that as someone who had fun in it.

https://scontent.fslc3-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/331321409_684136130121527_1879121745178996651_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=xPRF0Y2NKk4AX8Mx-Ns&_nc_ht=scontent.fslc3-2.fna&oh=00_AfCxXr_FecMzUg56xV3tTfbHFWn89QSTTUz8rfKUb5fiUw&oe=63F23CCD

worthy

sick bug facts #3: in the 1800's, someone found this orchid in Madagascar that has its nectar alllllll the way at the bottom of this 10-to-17-inch-long tube. Charles Darwin wrote about it in a letter and predicted that there must be a moth with an incredibly long proboscis. pic.twitter.com/9fY2zoiNEf

— i bless the rains down in castamere (@Chinchillazllla) March 5, 2023

Darwin's exact words in a letter were, actually, "I have just received such a Box full from Mr Bateman with the astounding Angraecum sesquipedalia with a nectary a foot long. Good Heavens what insect can suck it!"

— i bless the rains down in castamere (@Chinchillazllla) March 5, 2023