o_O 2 now @ 77. Carry on with your abnormalcy here.
― remy bean, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 18:35 (thirteen years ago)
~business never personal~
― am0n, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 18:40 (thirteen years ago)
how the f do i get to that?
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 18:41 (thirteen years ago)
just request access here chris
Request Access to 77 Borad
― little dieter wants to FUCK (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 18:42 (thirteen years ago)
Cool thanks
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 18:44 (thirteen years ago)
how can anything else ever truly be o_O after http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-stare.gif
― karma's ruthless invisible (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 18:46 (thirteen years ago)
why is this on ILE? Should be on Noize
― sarahel, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 18:58 (thirteen years ago)
excellent point, sarahel. mods?
― little dieter wants to FUCK (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:05 (thirteen years ago)
only if sarahel learns some manners i.e. the magic word
― remy bean, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:06 (thirteen years ago)
thanks
― sarahel, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:08 (thirteen years ago)
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11/cattwoheadsKNS_450x330.jpg
― scott seward, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:11 (thirteen years ago)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_en3tE7aKwk8/S41OA_SrN_I/AAAAAAAABh4/nTPdZQv8-N8/s400/two+headed+kitten+-+strange+nature.jpg
― scott seward, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:13 (thirteen years ago)
there. i feel better already.
o_O_o
― am0n, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:14 (thirteen years ago)
ha ha!
― karma's ruthless invisible (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:15 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.patentlyo.com/patent/WindowsLiveWriter/c8db2391269c_12D34/ThreeEyesToad3_2.jpg
― remy bean, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:19 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/Q4fhS.gif
― rebel yelp (gbx), Friday, 24 June 2011 02:18 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z_LZWk34xI&feature=youtu.be
― remy bean, Friday, 24 June 2011 02:32 (thirteen years ago)
fuck the haters
― gr8080, Friday, 24 June 2011 02:40 (thirteen years ago)
HI DERE WAHT IS AWESOME
― And the piano, it sounds like a carnivore (contenderizer), Friday, 24 June 2011 02:46 (thirteen years ago)
real talk
― rebel yelp (gbx), Friday, 24 June 2011 02:47 (thirteen years ago)
apparently he lost all his paws after stepping in an "ice puddle" as a pup?!
― karma's ruthless invisible (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 24 June 2011 04:30 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/capital-life/5176745/Women-flock-to-take-horse-semen-shots
― cozen, Friday, 24 June 2011 07:08 (thirteen years ago)
However for restauranters, the delicacy does not come cheap, at a cost of $300 for 20 vials of semen.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 24 June 2011 07:09 (thirteen years ago)
$15 for a shot of a delicacy aint horrible
pretty steep for horse jizz tho
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 24 June 2011 07:10 (thirteen years ago)
horses are volume shooters iirc
― dayo, Friday, 24 June 2011 13:14 (thirteen years ago)
"Ladies thought it was great a couple were going to go home and get their husbands to eat grass," he said.
i like their style, but still v O_o
― karma's ruthless invisible (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 24 June 2011 13:35 (thirteen years ago)
iirc
― in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Friday, 24 June 2011 13:45 (thirteen years ago)
hahaha I thought the same
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 13:47 (thirteen years ago)
Also yeah that's really gross.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/krokodil-the-drug-that-eats-junkies-2300787.html
― people are posting on the internet moonship (Edward III), Friday, 24 June 2011 14:25 (thirteen years ago)
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2006/07/14/2003127792.jpg
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=128148751
― ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:24 (thirteen years ago)
woah
that's really upsetting to me
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:26 (thirteen years ago)
sad
it's a thing
― rebel yelp (gbx), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:27 (thirteen years ago)
a __________ thing
― ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:30 (thirteen years ago)
“PLEASE don’t leave me,” the dying woman cried.There was an American flag placed on this woman years later and a note from her family. Two people found the woman alone and barely alive but could do nothing to help her. They thought about that moment everyday and saved up all their money for 8 years to make a return trip and give her a proper "burial".
:(
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:31 (thirteen years ago)
I mean it's nice they went back but still just v v sad.
its profoundly degraded, idiotic and sad
― ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:33 (thirteen years ago)
yall cant even clean up yr own corpses maybe just stay home idk
yeah I heard about that on a podcast... it's terrible
plus all the environmental destruction they're doing to everest so that some white guy can say "I paid 40k and went to the top of everest! ! !"
― onimho (dayo), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:34 (thirteen years ago)
I hope if that ever happens to me, they call the place "Baker's Corner" and not "North Face Jacket".
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:34 (thirteen years ago)
good incentive to keep moving at any rate.
― scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:36 (thirteen years ago)
do people actually say stuff like: "just hang a left at green boots and if you hit mallory you know you've gone too far." since they are landmarks and all.
― scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:37 (thirteen years ago)
couldve at least had the consideration to die in bench pose
― ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:37 (thirteen years ago)
i'm torn when it comes to mountain climbing, rock climbing, extreme skiing, skydiving, etc. i mean its sad when people die, but, um...you've kinda made your rocky bed in a way.
― scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:39 (thirteen years ago)
I'm totally gonna die in a kung fu pose
― onimho (dayo), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:41 (thirteen years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/14/Mantis_fist_comparison.JPG/655px-Mantis_fist_comparison.JPG
― onimho (dayo), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:42 (thirteen years ago)
i can totally understand the virtue of communing w/nature pushing yrself past preconceived boundaries honing yr skills etc, its kind of incredible on some level, but theres a line thats crossed at abt 25k feet or when you put on a wing suit or climb up some sheer rock face sans ropes or w/e where youre just not valuing yr life anymore
― ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:44 (thirteen years ago)
1/4 death rate is pretty o_O
The trash at basecamp is scandalous.
― in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:46 (thirteen years ago)
death rate on k2 is higher
― rebel yelp (gbx), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:48 (thirteen years ago)
i believe
― rebel yelp (gbx), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:49 (thirteen years ago)
http://amazingtourismtraveling.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/mount-everest-trash-.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:52 (thirteen years ago)
xp: the K stands for "Kill U"
― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:52 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.summitclimb.com/new/images/nonprofit/957everest_trash.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:53 (thirteen years ago)
a mountain named Kill U2...that's a mountain that I'll climb
― onimho (dayo), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:53 (thirteen years ago)
That's appalling. How is everyone who goes there not shamed into turning right around by the sight of all that garbage??
― you're in the club and the light hits your ass like pow (Laurel), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:53 (thirteen years ago)
http://blog.ekimondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/mount-everest-trash.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/zaeOl.gif
― jeff, Friday, 24 June 2011 16:02 (thirteen years ago)
what
― jackie tretorn (elmo argonaut), Friday, 24 June 2011 16:05 (thirteen years ago)
haha uhhhh
― ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 16:06 (thirteen years ago)
is that a fake midget charlie sheen
― rebel yelp (gbx), Friday, 24 June 2011 16:06 (thirteen years ago)
looks like someone just sized his head up a lil
― ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 16:07 (thirteen years ago)
gbx, he looks real to me.
― in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Friday, 24 June 2011 16:10 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.hyperflesh.com/
― onimho (dayo), Friday, 24 June 2011 16:11 (thirteen years ago)
my bet is on a latex head to put on your Real Doll (tm)
Wait what on Earth is that website?
I'm scared now.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 16:16 (thirteen years ago)
Then I know what to get Charlie Sheen for Christmas!
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 16:18 (thirteen years ago)
the website is TERRIFYING
― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2011 16:21 (thirteen years ago)
the website makes human skin masks a la mission impossible
― onimho (dayo), Friday, 24 June 2011 16:23 (thirteen years ago)
wau
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 24 June 2011 16:23 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rkUDTLMzR4
― scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 16:25 (thirteen years ago)
okay now i know who buys these things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBC6z6xcnFM
― scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 16:27 (thirteen years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/197093_1655953120275_1280509318_31432883_1312389_n.jpg
― mh, Friday, 24 June 2011 16:29 (thirteen years ago)
lol twin peaks fan
― caek, Friday, 24 June 2011 16:30 (thirteen years ago)
No. What? No. This is the most horrible and disturbing thing I've seen on the internet in a long time.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 16:31 (thirteen years ago)
the video of the family walking down the street was on the last o_O i think
― caek, Friday, 24 June 2011 16:31 (thirteen years ago)
it should be on every o_O
― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2011 16:32 (thirteen years ago)
Obligatory:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dv4bJUeW5g4/TEES1PBrwkI/AAAAAAAAA2o/SqJYRsiDVaM/s1600/brazil.jpg
And really, ENBB. This over deadthrone and realdolls?
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 16:33 (thirteen years ago)
anyone who has had access to HBO since the 90s already knew about RealDolls
― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2011 16:34 (thirteen years ago)
Again, I just didn't know about the roadtrips and pool parties.
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 16:35 (thirteen years ago)
I wonder what the inside of that Charlie Sheen mask smelled like after the convention was over.
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 16:36 (thirteen years ago)
I think so, yeah.
This is the stuff of my darkest nightmares to be honest.
I'm sort of over DD at this point and, well, OK maybe it's on par with realdolls cause those are really horrible.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 16:36 (thirteen years ago)
well okay, point taken
― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2011 16:37 (thirteen years ago)
I'm gonna be mad at HBO and all the freaks they subjected me to via Real Sex forever I think.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 16:37 (thirteen years ago)
I think I said this before but the main thing HBO was really effective with for me and any of my sexytime fantasies was that it was a rude reminder that the cast participating in my fantasies was likely never going to match the cast I could find in real life.
Like, as a young unmarried dude the idea of being at a swinger's convention sounds awesome... until you see the swinger's convention episode of Real Sex.
― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2011 16:40 (thirteen years ago)
totally
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 16:45 (thirteen years ago)
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, June 24, 2011 4:36 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark
idk i'm way more bothered by a real dude doing real harm to real girls and then putting them on global blast than i am by some ppl in masks
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 24 June 2011 16:47 (thirteen years ago)
Well, of course, it's just that the more that comes out about that guy the more boring the whole thing becomes and I stopped reading his site because I don't really feel the need to subject myself anymore. I did my part and that's that. Idk.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 16:50 (thirteen years ago)
ya - the amount of time/energy people are putting into this guy; it's getting a little weird.
― karma's ruthless invisible (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 24 June 2011 17:54 (thirteen years ago)
"getting"
tbh I thought E's participation was the only type of active engagement with dude's universe that made sense
― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2011 17:56 (thirteen years ago)
we have been looked into by the abyss, i guess
― horseshoe, Friday, 24 June 2011 17:57 (thirteen years ago)
when one o_O thread o_Os at the other
― ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 17:57 (thirteen years ago)
it's like a rapist got his own reality show
― onimho (dayo), Friday, 24 June 2011 17:58 (thirteen years ago)
guys peter falk died? sad!
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 17:59 (thirteen years ago)
o_O
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 17:59 (thirteen years ago)
;_;
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:00 (thirteen years ago)
Peter Falk inspired that o_O emoticon, btw.
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 18:00 (thirteen years ago)
omg
lol
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:01 (thirteen years ago)
;_; Peter Falk, ^_^ lol ice cr?m
― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:02 (thirteen years ago)
oh man real sex swingers convention! hahaha. i remember that one. i also remember one where a bunch of people went to some weird hippie group where instead of fucking they all used their auras to get off. That place had more bush than a home depot.
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:34 (thirteen years ago)
my bro-in-law edited a doc called The Lifestyle and that movie is kinda loltastic in a lot of ways. i mean its the one swinger movie i would recommend to everyone.
― scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 18:37 (thirteen years ago)
There was one RS on corseting that I've seen like 5 times for some reason and I still remember what one of the dude's with a realdoll gf looked like.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:38 (thirteen years ago)
'for some reason'
― ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 18:38 (thirteen years ago)
i may have cranked one off to real sex once or twice.
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:40 (thirteen years ago)
yeah - prob because it was ALWAYS on tv but tbh as soon as I hit send i regretting adding that part in there
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:40 (thirteen years ago)
One of my friends was propositioned by a swinger couple on a cruise. He denied, since the dude looked like Billy ray Cyrus and his wife probably had a Ham spatula
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:46 (thirteen years ago)
the last time I checked, the Suicide Girls one was on OnDemand
― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:47 (thirteen years ago)
reading this article that EIII posted upthread: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/krokodil-the-drug-that-eats-junkies-2300787.html
"She won't go to hospital, she just keeps injecting. Her flesh is falling off and she can hardly move anymore," says Sasha. Photographs of late-stage krokodil addicts are disturbing in the extreme. Flesh goes grey and peels away to leave bones exposed. People literally rot to death.
omg omg omg omg
― Heady Snobbin (Pillbox), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:47 (thirteen years ago)
'last time i checked'
― ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 18:47 (thirteen years ago)
"last I checked"
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:48 (thirteen years ago)
There goes Dan and his cure fetish
I keep hoping for the clown sex one, which was literally one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen on television and gave the world the immortal line "whenever I see a pie, I just want to put my ASS in it"
― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:49 (thirteen years ago)
wtf is a ham spatula?
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:50 (thirteen years ago)
OMG HOW DID I MISS ONE ON CLOWN SEX?!
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, June 24, 2011 2:50 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
^^ afraid to know, but must reiterate this
― Heady Snobbin (Pillbox), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:52 (thirteen years ago)
Between that and the more bush at Home Depot…
I get that Home Depot has a garden section, but...
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 18:52 (thirteen years ago)
It's a spatula made to flip ham. ;)
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:52 (thirteen years ago)
I'm having a hard time even coming up with ideas of what it might be. Even google isn't helping.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:52 (thirteen years ago)
No seriously what is it?!
I need to know. I'm expecting it to be pretty gross and I've steeled myself in preparation. Go ahead, I can handle it.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:53 (thirteen years ago)
It's a vagina made to flip ham. ;)
― ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 18:54 (thirteen years ago)
aka 'beefdrapes?'
― Heady Snobbin (Pillbox), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:54 (thirteen years ago)
Not even urbandictionary.
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 18:54 (thirteen years ago)
meat flaps - ham spatula?
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 18:55 (thirteen years ago)
― ice cr?m, Friday, June 24, 2011 8:54 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
― Frogbs Day Afternoon (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:55 (thirteen years ago)
spatulas are used to flip, not to flap.
"meat flips" sounds like a painful muscular condition
― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:56 (thirteen years ago)
It's sort of like a loaf latch
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:56 (thirteen years ago)
I was thinking something along the lines of roast beef curtains too but idk.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:57 (thirteen years ago)
Honesty i have no idea what it is.
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:57 (thirteen years ago)
A WHAT?
Pastrami flaps
It's a spatula made to flip ham that you put in yr butt. ;)
― ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 18:57 (thirteen years ago)
http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu216/le_bateau_ivre/i-don-t-know-o.gif
― Frogbs Day Afternoon (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:58 (thirteen years ago)
http://futureworldblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/stefon-scaled500.jpg = thebingo
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 18:58 (thirteen years ago)
I think it's something a comedian made up. I just liked it
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:59 (thirteen years ago)
it's the same thing as a veal colander, right?
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 24 June 2011 19:00 (thirteen years ago)
Exactly pp
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:00 (thirteen years ago)
Yeah and a tuna spoon
veal colander
worst entry on the trypophobia thread yet
― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:01 (thirteen years ago)
ham spatula, loaf latch, tuna spoon
the imagination does marvel at the possibilities..
― Heady Snobbin (Pillbox), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:01 (thirteen years ago)
Seriously I'm makin shit up at this point
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:02 (thirteen years ago)
ew all food related vag terms are so so awful esp anything even remotely related to seafood of any sort
voms
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:03 (thirteen years ago)
Watch out for the stripper...!
― Frogbs Day Afternoon (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:04 (thirteen years ago)
tuna tongs
― scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 19:04 (thirteen years ago)
barf @ seafood vag
― Heady Snobbin (Pillbox), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:04 (thirteen years ago)
STOPPPPPPPPPPP
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:04 (thirteen years ago)
prawn ovenmitts
― ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 19:05 (thirteen years ago)
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, June 24, 2011 3:04 PM (50 seconds ago) Bookmark
― horseshoe, Friday, 24 June 2011 19:05 (thirteen years ago)
"Saddle bags, upper-arm fat, cottage cheese thighs, midriff-bulge (aka F.U.P.A. aka 'gunt'), flat chest, asymmetrical breasts, butt-beard, bacne, pit-cheese, cankles, surprise tampon string cameos, eczema, ham spatula, ashy elbows, feet of any kind, hairy knuckles, beef knuckles, uncle’s knuckles, vaginal halitosis, bald spots, loaf latch, sideburns, flatbottom, creeping jimson weed, dowager’s hump, treasure trail, Pepperidge Farm, razor bumps, leakage, phantom dangle, and panty dandruff."
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:06 (thirteen years ago)
salmon skimmer
― scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 19:06 (thirteen years ago)
shrimp tacos
carp colander
― scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 19:07 (thirteen years ago)
lol, remember this thread?
In my job as a sex column researcher...
― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:07 (thirteen years ago)
baracuda ladel
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:07 (thirteen years ago)
sushi salad spinner
― scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 19:09 (thirteen years ago)
these all double as early 90's grunge rock band names by the way.
― scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 19:10 (thirteen years ago)
cockle spork
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 24 June 2011 19:11 (thirteen years ago)
Salmon jam
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:12 (thirteen years ago)
Sardine raceway
Smelt buckles
yeah i think i saw smelt buckles open up for L7 once.
― scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 19:16 (thirteen years ago)
bass baster
― Heady Snobbin (Pillbox), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:19 (thirteen years ago)
I think they had a song called "fell on black eggs"
― Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:19 (thirteen years ago)
youtube threw this up related to that hyperflesh video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQO-aOdJLiw
― ~edgy~ (goole), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:31 (thirteen years ago)
..theres a line thats crossed at abt 25k feet or when you put on a wing suit or climb up some sheer rock face sans ropes or w/e where youre just not valuing yr life anymore
wd f w/ a wingsuit tbh
― Heady Snobbin (Pillbox), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:41 (thirteen years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bc/Geewhizz-batman.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 19:48 (thirteen years ago)
Welcome! This is The Manifesto of Forbidden Truth, the most unique and dangerous web site on planet earth. Here, within these pages, all of your most sacred societal Myths, Dogmas, Doctrines, Delusions, Derangements, and Brainwashings will be stripped to the bone and torn asunder, to be replaced by the Forbidden Truths that I shall graciously reveal.
hxxp://forbiddentruth.8k.com/index.html
― people are posting on the internet moonship (Edward III), Friday, 24 June 2011 20:44 (thirteen years ago)
on scales of 1 to 10 how batshit, creepy, and lol is that?
― ~edgy~ (goole), Friday, 24 June 2011 20:46 (thirteen years ago)
batshit = 10creepy = 10lol = 3.5
― people are posting on the internet moonship (Edward III), Friday, 24 June 2011 20:47 (thirteen years ago)
The real sex episode about pony play is classic and even mentioning it causes my wife to shudder.
Also late to the game re: mountaineering but would it be possible to get a heated and pressurized suit that allows one to casually stroll up Everest or K2? Just waltzing back and forth to the summit past the freezing and wheezing suckers doing it the usual way?
― joygoat, Friday, 24 June 2011 20:47 (thirteen years ago)
"This is Timothy McVeigh, Tortured Victim-Creation of the diseased and deranged American military and political system…"
Okay. That's enough.
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 20:53 (thirteen years ago)
I can't believe this guy wrote 50000 pages defending serial killers and you won't give him the time of day
― people are posting on the internet moonship (Edward III), Friday, 24 June 2011 20:54 (thirteen years ago)
get back to us when he defends deathdrone
― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2011 20:54 (thirteen years ago)
leave it to me to find somebody on the internet crazier than dd
― people are posting on the internet moonship (Edward III), Friday, 24 June 2011 20:56 (thirteen years ago)
Dude would be all "What the? This man needs HELP."
"Let me e-mail these poor defamed damsels to counsel them on their decisions…"
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 20:57 (thirteen years ago)
I gave him a lol of 3.5 just for the rules and regulations regarding visiting his site
― people are posting on the internet moonship (Edward III), Friday, 24 June 2011 20:58 (thirteen years ago)
This website contains controversial and in many cases societally condemned philosophies, proposals, and revelations of Forbidden Truth that some people, if they choose to read the texts within this web site, might find personally offensive.
You are a Visitor to this website. You have chosen, of your own free will, to visit this website. I am providing you with Access to this website, and I am also imposing Terms of Access upon you. These Terms of Access apply to all Visitors, and they are clearly outlined on this introductory page. You, as a Visitor, must read, understand, and agree to the Terms of Access outlined on this page. You must meet all of the Terms of Access requirements in order to explore this website beyond this introductory page. If you do not read, understand, agree to, and meet all of the Terms of Access requirements, you must leave this website and close your web browser, without clicking on any of the provided links from this web page.
tl;dr*click*
― people are posting on the internet moonship (Edward III), Friday, 24 June 2011 21:00 (thirteen years ago)
ta;dr
― ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 21:01 (thirteen years ago)
i'm sure i'd be duly offended if i could get thru the wall of text
― ~edgy~ (goole), Friday, 24 June 2011 21:02 (thirteen years ago)
to_O;dr
― people are posting on the internet moonship (Edward III), Friday, 24 June 2011 21:03 (thirteen years ago)
iirc the Playboy channel had a knock-off version of Real Sex
They did an episode on CLOWN SEX and i knew half the people in it, but they were just bored struggling hollywood actor-types who don't actually get off on clown sex but def knew how to make a TV segment that looked like they did looool
― gr8080, Friday, 24 June 2011 21:03 (thirteen years ago)
ok upgrading his lols to 4.0
Welcome to yet another Forbidden Truth webpage. Yes, this Manifesto is lengthy, but more importantly, it is brilliant and in fact the single most valuable, unique document to have ever been created by any one individual in the entire history of the so-called Modern Era of humanity. Modesty is a worthless character/personality trait. It may well be appropriate for you inferior creatures to recognize your own inferiority and in response, to adopt an attitude of modesty with regard to your perceptions of life and of reality, but for the few of us who are truly Superior, modesty must be rejected and shunned, recognized as constituting an unnecessary and self-limited character trait that serves no worthwhile purpose. I, as your Seer of Forbidden Truth, proudly rejoice in my Superiority, and do not hesitate for even a millisecond, in accurately labeling this, my own creation, this Manifesto of Forbidden Truth, as being the most precious, valuable, brilliant document to have ever been created by any single human being, within the entire world, for all of recent human history.
― people are posting on the internet moonship (Edward III), Friday, 24 June 2011 21:05 (thirteen years ago)
They did an episode on CLOWN SEX and i knew half the people in it
whatev's, suzy.
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 21:05 (thirteen years ago)
gr8080 always bragging about his clown sex friends.
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 21:06 (thirteen years ago)
this was like 10 years ago and one of those awesome pre-youtube moments where you're at someone's house and they break out a VHS tape and just say "you gotta see this"
― gr8080, Friday, 24 June 2011 21:12 (thirteen years ago)
<clown_daddy.gif>
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 21:15 (thirteen years ago)
we, the sheeple..
― Heady Snobbin (Pillbox), Friday, 24 June 2011 21:15 (thirteen years ago)
http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/cat-ass-clown.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 21:17 (thirteen years ago)
http://tucsoncitizen.com/rynski/files/2009/11/magicclown2.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 21:20 (thirteen years ago)
http://a2.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/68/05a82619e31bc471cae53408bc94f954/l.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 26 June 2011 00:08 (thirteen years ago)
For some reason the background in that picture works like a Rorschach test for me.
Also, why the fuck is that little boy in front not piled up?!
― Frogbs Day Afternoon (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 26 June 2011 00:22 (thirteen years ago)
Hack job
― Frogbs Day Afternoon (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 26 June 2011 00:23 (thirteen years ago)
File under Up The Arse corner tbh
― Frogbs Day Afternoon (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 26 June 2011 00:24 (thirteen years ago)
Wait what the fuck am even doing staring at this photo for so damn long?
― Frogbs Day Afternoon (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 26 June 2011 00:25 (thirteen years ago)
Even though the "main body" of this Manifesto does contain 17 pages, and the actual website itself will eventually contain many more than 17 total pages, this page, page 15, is very special and important. It is the climaxitory page! That's right folks, climaxitory is the perfect word to describe this particular page. Unfortunately, a check of the dictionary indicates that the societally empowered formulators of the english language have decided that climaxitory is not a valid word. The closest match I can find is climactical, which is defined as "Relating to or constituting a climax". Well, I still prefer the word climaxitory, even if it is not valid according to the dictionary. Either way, climactical or climaxitory, you should be getting my meaning.
― 151 bieber gang (absolutely clean glasses), Sunday, 26 June 2011 07:53 (thirteen years ago)
forbidden truth man might be a greater threat to society than deathdrone, but he is much more loveable
the internet's cuddliest serial killer apologist
― people are posting on the internet moonship (Edward III), Sunday, 26 June 2011 16:19 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/embed/gPHObgDT5QY
― o_O the humanity (Jesse), Sunday, 26 June 2011 22:46 (thirteen years ago)
What??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gPHObgDT5QY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPHObgDT5QY
maybe??
― o_O the humanity (Jesse), Sunday, 26 June 2011 22:48 (thirteen years ago)
buh.anyway, here's something slightly less disturbing but maybe more accessibly disturbinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYi1i02CrvY
― Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 June 2011 01:01 (thirteen years ago)
http://vimeo.com/19462264
― the beta banned (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 27 June 2011 20:23 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.good.is/post/how-violent-sex-helped-ease-my-ptsd/
― gr8080, Monday, 27 June 2011 22:55 (thirteen years ago)
Yup, read that one earlier today. Kind of the o_O way that life works, right there.
― mh, Monday, 27 June 2011 22:58 (thirteen years ago)
Never have I felt more awkward and guilty-feeling about finding a writer's picture attractive
― mh, Monday, 27 June 2011 22:59 (thirteen years ago)
gotta say i don't see anything o_O about Bob and his 8-tracks
― flights are very long when you're ornery (los blue jeans), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 00:27 (thirteen years ago)
That girlfriend comment is such a lie
― mh, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 00:30 (thirteen years ago)
Bob is a tetch obsessive
― Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 02:25 (thirteen years ago)
jesus christ
http://www.newser.com/story/122384/accused-rapist-melvin-jackson-i-thought-she-was-dead.html
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Saturday, 2 July 2011 03:07 (thirteen years ago)
rude!
― jeff, Saturday, 2 July 2011 03:28 (thirteen years ago)
...didnt that happen a couple of years ago? why is that site reporting it now?
― Bloompsday (Trayce), Saturday, 2 July 2011 03:43 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.freakingnews.com/Eye-Mouth-Pictures--1799-0.asp
― ȣ_ȣ Ȣ_Ȣ ȣ_ȣ Ȣ_Ȣ ȣ_ȣ (absolutely clean glasses), Monday, 4 July 2011 09:56 (thirteen years ago)
waht
― Frogbs Day Afternoon (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 4 July 2011 10:26 (thirteen years ago)
OoO
― Clay, Monday, 4 July 2011 19:28 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUTnyUhynC0
― ain't nuthin but a chicken waaaang (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 17:20 (thirteen years ago)
this is old news but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcqOgnQyXp4
kinda awesome mostly o_O
"it's fun to do bad things"
― ȣ_ȣ Ȣ_Ȣ ȣ_ȣ Ȣ_Ȣ ȣ_ȣ (absolutely clean glasses), Friday, 8 July 2011 00:15 (thirteen years ago)
hey crut:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN5EJDa8DPwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiEdG-wTPBwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaOtGR04918https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGxmDyQgg9Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuJTqUSsYlUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ic-rKVhwD8
― gr8080+ (gr8080), Friday, 8 July 2011 00:48 (thirteen years ago)
he is my favorite ever
http://i.imgur.com/0e2Z6.jpg
― gr8080, Thursday, 14 July 2011 18:07 (thirteen years ago)
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 July 2011 18:27 (thirteen years ago)
g+ profile pic ideas
― duke of irl (Edward III), Thursday, 14 July 2011 18:45 (thirteen years ago)
glenn branca or japanese girl grinding on an electric guitar? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdHPk9tlfkk
― ILX Point Never (diamonddave85), Friday, 15 July 2011 02:00 (thirteen years ago)
hahah jaxon (or someone else) posted that to nsfws like 2 years ago iirc
― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Friday, 15 July 2011 02:03 (thirteen years ago)
oopz
― ILX Point Never (diamonddave85), Friday, 15 July 2011 02:20 (thirteen years ago)
no just lol
― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Friday, 15 July 2011 02:21 (thirteen years ago)
no just lol o_O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WP3Ig3m_39U&feature=channel_video_title
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 15 July 2011 05:56 (thirteen years ago)
That Sex and Candy song brings back memories of some very dark times.
― Bill Magill, Friday, July 15, 2011 3:24 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― van ingalls wilder (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 15 July 2011 20:37 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_T1a96zwrA
― goole, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 01:16 (thirteen years ago)
lol i guess that's already everywhere, the autotune the news people already covered it
― goole, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 01:24 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WeXIr3Kzjc
― goole, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 01:35 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l9WxehoA40
― absolutely better display name (crüt), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 19:39 (thirteen years ago)
doodman2 is pretty cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVJxr4QJzx4
― dayo, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 19:42 (thirteen years ago)
We've seen moneek before. I'd link to it, but I'm at work right now.
― (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 20:26 (thirteen years ago)
I've been reading about that krokodil drug mentioned way upthread. Seriously fucked up stuff. I made the mistake of GISing for krokodil addicts as I was a bit sceptical about the whole "flesh falling off their bones" thing :(
― a million anons (onimo), Friday, 22 July 2011 11:52 (thirteen years ago)
the worst thing ever is the gis results for
krokodil drug
― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 23:21 (1 week ago)
― MY WEEDS STRONG BLUD.mp3 (nakhchivan), Friday, 22 July 2011 12:34 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfUBkDu5KZg
time was, krokodils were nice
― MY WEEDS STRONG BLUD.mp3 (nakhchivan), Friday, 22 July 2011 12:37 (thirteen years ago)
― MY WEEDS STRONG BLUD.mp3 (nakhchivan), Friday, 22 July 2011 13:34 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
nakh otm twice
― a million anons (onimo), Friday, 22 July 2011 13:20 (thirteen years ago)
yeah there are some youtube vids on krokodil addicts that I mercifully left unlinked here
― Any one can have ketchup for their food, I don't care any more (Edward III), Friday, 22 July 2011 13:46 (thirteen years ago)
post them on the trypophilia thread!
― Josef K-Doe (WmC), Friday, 22 July 2011 13:56 (thirteen years ago)
I think my typing and spelling were pretty good for being done on a touch screen.
I haven't even heard house of balloons, I just think you guys sound self-important and deluded and humorless most of the time, especially here and on the odd future thread. Yes, humorless even when you're telling jokes; some of you show so much determination and purpose in telling jokes that it makes me think of someone sitting on and zipping up his overpacked suitcase or someone squeezing out a big dry poo or someone pulling on brake cables with raw hands and trying to tighten the screw with pliers or someone writing a thank you note to his great aunt for an overlarge sweater or someone explaining to his brain-damaged older brother for the umpteenth time why he can't have the seasonal starfruit (because he doesn't like starfruit but he can never remember and you should probably just buy the starfruit and let him juice it down his chest and leave it half-eaten) or someone hitting f5 for the fifth time in a minute.
Hey, Drugs, you gonna call me out on my comma splice?
― bamcquern, Saturday, July 23, 2011 4:09 PM (28 minutes ago)
― strongo hulkington's gay dad (k3vin k.), Saturday, 23 July 2011 22:24 (thirteen years ago)
great writing imo
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 24 July 2011 00:17 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K5bYAFc734&feature=related
― dell (del), Sunday, 24 July 2011 06:36 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.dannychoo.com/post/en/26119/Human+Cloning+in+Japan.html
― generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 05:07 (thirteen years ago)
http://clonefactory.co.jp/jibunnsann.html <=more info
― generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 05:08 (thirteen years ago)
doll holding tiny doll is so creepy
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 05:11 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YZJt_Bw3eo
― flop's son (dayo), Thursday, 28 July 2011 18:39 (thirteen years ago)
This is a dish called Odori-Don. It has a dead squid on top that “dances” when Soy Sauce is poured on it, activating it’s neurons. (so f'ing cool! remember, it's DEAD!)
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 28 July 2011 18:46 (thirteen years ago)
squid wave hi to me
― big RZA in my backyard (Edward III), Thursday, 28 July 2011 18:55 (thirteen years ago)
― jackie tretorn (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 28 July 2011 18:57 (thirteen years ago)
that is fuckin gross man
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 28 July 2011 18:57 (thirteen years ago)
neil peart lookin' good
― flop's son (dayo), Thursday, 28 July 2011 19:01 (thirteen years ago)
Those of you inclined to try this will likely try it regardless of what I write, so there's really not much to say. Food flailing around on your plate (and sucking with morbid tenacity to the inside of your mouth) will of course always be of interest to some, although in culinary terms: it's passable, but an entire squid is a lot to eat in one sitting.
― big RZA in my backyard (Edward III), Thursday, 28 July 2011 19:04 (thirteen years ago)
Yeah there's a whole youtube vid of that squid.
Also, squid wave hi to me - :D
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Thursday, 28 July 2011 19:06 (thirteen years ago)
whoa
― I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 28 July 2011 19:06 (thirteen years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/04/Squiddly_diddly.jpg
― brownie, Thursday, 28 July 2011 19:09 (thirteen years ago)
― jackie tretorn (elmo argonaut), Thursday, July 28, 2011 1:57 PM (13 minutes ago)
― an excellent source of vitamins and minerals (WmC), Thursday, 28 July 2011 19:12 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_qbMgO0wxM
― big RZA in my backyard (Edward III), Thursday, 28 July 2011 19:13 (thirteen years ago)
I've seen recipes in very old cookbooks for cooking and eating living ducks, if you really want to have your food trying to get away from you while you eat it.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 28 July 2011 19:54 (thirteen years ago)
glutamate, it's a hell of a neurotransmitter
― g++ (gbx), Friday, 29 July 2011 00:46 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6MOKXm8x50
― markers, Friday, 29 July 2011 00:49 (thirteen years ago)
a friend got this in an email from a girl i introduced him to. the email included the phrase "sorry to bombard you with these links of truth"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEinPQzMXrs
― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Friday, 29 July 2011 01:33 (thirteen years ago)
ahahahaha thats a keeper
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 29 July 2011 01:35 (thirteen years ago)
would smash (like an asteroid)
― flop's son (dayo), Friday, 29 July 2011 02:10 (thirteen years ago)
"Bo Knows Entertainment"
― om nom nom nnamdi asomugha (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 29 July 2011 19:41 (thirteen years ago)
ty
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 29 July 2011 19:52 (thirteen years ago)
ive been loling at "sorry to bombard you with these links of truth" for 24 hours now
― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Saturday, 30 July 2011 00:13 (thirteen years ago)
http://jamaica-star.com/thestar/20110726/news/news1.html
― MY WEEDS STRONG BLUD.mp3 (nakhchivan), Saturday, 30 July 2011 21:39 (thirteen years ago)
wow that octopus thing is frightening
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 30 July 2011 21:51 (thirteen years ago)
yeah i don't know that i've ever been so actively repulsed by a gif
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 22:20 (thirteen years ago)
it's just so barbaric. at least put the thing out of it's misery before you dump soy sauce all over it.
― latebloomer, Saturday, 30 July 2011 22:41 (thirteen years ago)
uh the cephalopod is already dead by the time you pour soy sauce over it
― 我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Saturday, 30 July 2011 22:48 (thirteen years ago)
hope you guys never have to eat sannakji ; )
― 我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Saturday, 30 July 2011 22:49 (thirteen years ago)
yah dude that's where the repulsion comes in, a dead thing has been reanimated xxp
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 22:56 (thirteen years ago)
as far as animal cruelty goes I think this is what you're repulsed against lb http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ikizukuri
― 我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Saturday, 30 July 2011 22:58 (thirteen years ago)
tbh I kept flipping through different music until I found a song the squid was dancing in sync to.
― mh, Saturday, 30 July 2011 23:34 (thirteen years ago)
First of all - here's a video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxQmOR_QLfQ&feature=related
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Saturday, 30 July 2011 23:41 (thirteen years ago)
Second of all while I was searching for that I found this gem in the related videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B5gTjnsRIE&feature=related
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Saturday, 30 July 2011 23:42 (thirteen years ago)
frog legs already posted to this thread
― 我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Saturday, 30 July 2011 23:45 (thirteen years ago)
ha you're right. i missed this part:
― latebloomer, Saturday, 30 July 2011 23:47 (thirteen years ago)
Oh sorry Dayo I didn't see your frog legs. :(
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Saturday, 30 July 2011 23:49 (thirteen years ago)
it's cool who wants to get lunch
― 我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Saturday, 30 July 2011 23:51 (thirteen years ago)
this to me is so much worse than the holes in things thread
not even hungry now
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 23:54 (thirteen years ago)
lol see I don't think this is that bad at all.
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Saturday, 30 July 2011 23:54 (thirteen years ago)
does a HOOS ever snap into a slim jim
― 我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Saturday, 30 July 2011 23:55 (thirteen years ago)
ohhhhh yeah
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 31 July 2011 00:22 (thirteen years ago)
if you pour soy sauce on a slim jim it starts dancing
― markers, Sunday, 31 July 2011 00:23 (thirteen years ago)
did a HOOS vote in my poll which of these tasty products produced by advanced meat recovery systems sounds the most appealing to you?
― 我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Sunday, 31 July 2011 00:29 (thirteen years ago)
that goat story nakh posted gets way better if you read it in a Jamaican accent.
― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Sunday, 31 July 2011 02:30 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suSvJgRbgJg
― Psyduck is My Spirit Animal (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 1 August 2011 19:49 (thirteen years ago)
china is fucking crazy, yallhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPILhiTJv7E
― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 20:02 (thirteen years ago)
just catching up and,
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, July 28, 2011 1:57 PM (6 days ago)
― goole, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 21:40 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2021874/Madeleine-Pulver-safe-10-hour-battle-remove-bomb-neck.html
all the best for her but some part of me hopes that this was an elaborate hoax on the part of her parents designed to teach her about 'life'
― 我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:26 (thirteen years ago)
You'd think if they wanted her to learn about life, they would have made her save up for her own breast enhancement surgery.
― it's not that print journalists don't have a sense of humour, it's just (Laurel), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:42 (thirteen years ago)
http://lens.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/08/04/where-children-sleep/
#13
― dayo, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:14 (thirteen years ago)
The most normal American looking bedroom was the Japanese one.
― ≝ (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:21 (thirteen years ago)
The boy's room, not the future geisha.
Clicking through thinking "what number was the o_O one again? OH NEVER MIND I FOUND IT"
― ledge, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:57 (thirteen years ago)
alot are sort of O_o#9 will haunt my nightmares.
― karma's ruthless invisible (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:00 (thirteen years ago)
― ≝ (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, August 9, 2011 12:21 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark
also most normal American looking boy right (hurr hurr americans are fatties joke)
― dayo, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:05 (thirteen years ago)
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm1d02TgXt1qa0wj4o1_500.jpg
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:33 (thirteen years ago)
OH GOD KILL IT!
― karma's ruthless invisible (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:45 (thirteen years ago)
wow, that's amazing.
― I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:22 (thirteen years ago)
the kids' homes, not the crone.
― I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:23 (thirteen years ago)
Hahaha damn all the weird and sad children's sleeping places up to number 13 paled in comparison with that one
― badg, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 09:50 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.elpais.com/fotos/personas/ign/155/151_15589.jpg
― I thought that I heard you loling, I thought that I heard you steen (crüt), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 09:51 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7WxQK5-5FY
― dayo, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:20 (thirteen years ago)
WTF?
― tobo73, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:06 (thirteen years ago)
not fake baby
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:15 (thirteen years ago)
so this is what kristin chenoweth looks like?
http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2011-08/63731416.jpg
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 20:00 (thirteen years ago)
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpvlo2JxBT1qz6f9yo1_500.png
not ok with this
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 13 August 2011 18:15 (thirteen years ago)
I agree. Why go the sexist route when you can do this?
http://i.picasion.com/pic43/17c2e31940fe11d1e51761887f2afddb.gif
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LStRxwN7hI (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 13 August 2011 19:14 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9W5u11V7LM
― markers, Saturday, 20 August 2011 21:48 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fd2_1313855799
― black swag (cozen), Sunday, 21 August 2011 21:17 (thirteen years ago)
Homunculus
― in a fractal nutshell (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 August 2011 11:46 (thirteen years ago)
o__________O
― let me hoos you with your steen problems (sic), Monday, 22 August 2011 12:33 (thirteen years ago)
height of o_0 is at 1.28 where they pull giant vibrating baby off the couch and it just lands with a sodden flump and does not move at all
― in a fractal nutshell (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 August 2011 12:49 (thirteen years ago)
no, it's o__Oer when the one girl shakes the gimonculus on a couple of occasions later to make sure he's not dead, and it just lies there like a lump
― Ellen Allien ... in my urethra? (sic), Monday, 22 August 2011 12:52 (thirteen years ago)
I mean, obviously they've seen this before and know, but
you definitely do get a sense that this is an average day in the life of
― in a fractal nutshell (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:15 (thirteen years ago)
blind baby has its mothers eyes
― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Monday, 22 August 2011 16:12 (thirteen years ago)
The one on the right kicks him in the butt with the rhythm....
― weakness for Cinnabon; rampant heterosexuality (Je55e), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:47 (thirteen years ago)
what in the fuck is that
― a long time ago i used to be snush (remy bean), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:51 (thirteen years ago)
i mean all that is holy
i am v confused
― a long time ago i used to be snush (remy bean), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:52 (thirteen years ago)
the part where she claps in his face makes me so sad
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 08:35 (thirteen years ago)
That whole video makes me sad. And confused. Madness.
― Vaginalogue Bubblebath (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 08:44 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yL0Hu5-nJw"Petey P. Cup cheats at horse shoes and gets arrested by McGruff The Crime Dog."
― dozens, maybe even hundreds, of vagina related screen names (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 August 2011 20:35 (thirteen years ago)
ayyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2011/08/25/2011-08-25_giant_rat_killed_by_pitchfork_in_marcy_houses_is_believed_to_be_.html?r=ny_local&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+nydnrss%2Fny_local+%28NY+Local%29
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 25 August 2011 21:47 (thirteen years ago)
^eek
http://i.imgur.com/4DSlX.gif
― 4chap (cozen), Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:37 (thirteen years ago)
shat ithttp://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=20&weekday=tue
― 4chap (cozen), Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:38 (thirteen years ago)
Yeah that's on heavy rotation online right now, I love it
― Vaginalogue Bubblebath (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:42 (thirteen years ago)
p ingenious
― zvookster, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:49 (thirteen years ago)
http://h7.abload.de/img/780659hu3z.gif
― god hates FAQs (cozen), Saturday, 27 August 2011 23:43 (thirteen years ago)
well then
― dozens, maybe even hundreds, of vagina related screen names (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 27 August 2011 23:49 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrevisttTEY
― (gr8080), Sunday, 4 September 2011 06:14 (thirteen years ago)
this is the 16 year old chick married to the 50 year old dude from lost
http://twitter.com/#!/CourtneyStodden/status/109488714362793984
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 4 September 2011 06:15 (thirteen years ago)
holy shit her whole feed is amazing
― (gr8080), Sunday, 4 September 2011 06:25 (thirteen years ago)
CourtneyStodden Courtney StoddenCelebrating the last night of being sweet-n-sexy 16 by wearing NOTHING but my tasty bday-suit! Mmm; Yummy! ;-)29 Aug Favorite Retweet Reply
what the fuck!!
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 4 September 2011 06:28 (thirteen years ago)
why do so many of her tweets read like first person slash fic? so bizarre
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 4 September 2011 06:29 (thirteen years ago)
CourtneyStodden Courtney StoddenExperiencing such a wet 'n wild afternoon by turning on a water hose and squirting it all over my heated flesh! Mmm feeling rejuvenated! XOs
...
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 4 September 2011 06:30 (thirteen years ago)
CourtneyStodden Courtney StoddenStepped my paws into a sexy wet cat-suit; Prowling mysteriously around the house while lickin' my lips searchin' for some nip! MEEEOWWW! ;-)
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 4 September 2011 06:31 (thirteen years ago)
dear penthouse tweets,
As I soak up the last bit of heat out here on my sun-glazed patio in a cheeky bikini, my entire body IGNITES with desire for a steamy night...
― Lamp, Sunday, 4 September 2011 06:31 (thirteen years ago)
loool
― (gr8080), Sunday, 4 September 2011 06:35 (thirteen years ago)
Those tweets are spelled and punctuated far too well
― kinder, Sunday, 4 September 2011 08:07 (thirteen years ago)
o_O O_o o_O
― Battlestar Gracián (crüt), Sunday, 4 September 2011 08:22 (thirteen years ago)
its not verified
― max, Sunday, 4 September 2011 12:29 (thirteen years ago)
not that i dont believe that its her! have you guys ever seen her in interviews
shes like an art project
CourtneyStodden Courtney StoddenProverbs 3:6 In all your ways acknowledge Him, and He shall direct your paths.
― it was as good of a time as any to show a lighter side of 9/11 research (Je55e), Sunday, 4 September 2011 14:55 (thirteen years ago)
she must be at least 35 judging from pics
― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Sunday, 4 September 2011 18:31 (thirteen years ago)
yeah i don't understand how she's 16.
― horseshoe, Sunday, 4 September 2011 19:24 (thirteen years ago)
she was born in 1994
― Lamp, Sunday, 4 September 2011 19:25 (thirteen years ago)
i do not believe this to be the case
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 September 2011 19:26 (thirteen years ago)
so i guess shes actually 17
― Lamp, Sunday, 4 September 2011 19:26 (thirteen years ago)
I refuse to believe in ppl born after 1990
― punk'd um (cozen), Sunday, 4 September 2011 19:34 (thirteen years ago)
cozen otm, i have yet to see proof that these alleged persons exist
― max, Sunday, 4 September 2011 19:35 (thirteen years ago)
so youre saying you 'werent born yesterday'
― Lamp, Sunday, 4 September 2011 19:39 (thirteen years ago)
the last person to be born was the guy on the nevermind cover.
― caek, Monday, 5 September 2011 14:34 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/3792109/Brother-and-sister-in-lift-sex.html
― josecobo (cozen), Monday, 5 September 2011 21:07 (thirteen years ago)
oh, brother!
― J0rdan S., Monday, 5 September 2011 21:16 (thirteen years ago)
is that real?!those photos of them are hilarious - they look in-bread already!
and why does the dude go on the sex offenders list but not the girl? wtf!
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 5 September 2011 21:19 (thirteen years ago)
The photo of the 'crime scene', the lift in question is having me in stitches
― Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 5 September 2011 22:23 (thirteen years ago)
scotland is amazing
― caek, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 08:22 (thirteen years ago)
oh, brother!― J0rdan S., Monday, 5 September 2011 21:16 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
where are thou... in my vagina?
― prop-51 (cozen), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 11:31 (thirteen years ago)
this has prob already made it into everyone's twitter/facebook feed but it def goes here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRZ2Sh5-XuM
― (gr8080), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 02:31 (thirteen years ago)
should go on UPPERS NSFW
― mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 02:32 (thirteen years ago)
http://inventorspot.com/articles/body_bread_13546
― dayo, Sunday, 11 September 2011 01:47 (thirteen years ago)
I've been in that incest lift. Did not commit incest in it.
― you've got male (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 11 September 2011 01:49 (thirteen years ago)
*awards victoria cross to jim*
― max, Sunday, 11 September 2011 12:03 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.chinahush.com/2011/09/13/wedding-photos-in-nazi-uniform-criticized-by-netizens/
― dayo, Friday, 16 September 2011 01:50 (thirteen years ago)
the fuck
― elmo argonaut, Friday, 16 September 2011 03:23 (thirteen years ago)
there's tons of anime that takes place during WWII and is very popular and lots of the characters are Nazis.
ive never seen any but i think making a series that has nazi characters is fine,
but yeah maybe just watch it dont go and dress up as it, dorks
― (gr8080), Friday, 16 September 2011 07:14 (thirteen years ago)
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/41801_41319459158_2251_n.jpg
― Without further ado, the runners-up is Prism Skylabs. (crüt), Friday, 16 September 2011 07:38 (thirteen years ago)
http://pinktentacle.com/2010/07/macabre-kids-book-art-by-gojin-ishihara/
― black metal version of "the boy with the thorn in his side" (Edward III), Friday, 16 September 2011 13:35 (thirteen years ago)
tbf there is probably a japanese ILX where people are O_oing at stephen gammell illustrations
― dayo, Friday, 16 September 2011 14:39 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x76Os9HT9I&feature=player_embedded#!
― occam's hellraiser (latebloomer), Saturday, 17 September 2011 18:41 (thirteen years ago)
i thought that was just some garden variety dressing up like a nazi shit until the one photo where he brought out the german shepherd
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 17 September 2011 18:51 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECAFFlbeBE
― Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 00:31 (thirteen years ago)
oh my god, the suggested videos for that....
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 21:37 (thirteen years ago)
uh
― funk master friendly (moonship journey to baja), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 22:53 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjAMdbEXSdo
― the morbius challopelago (cozen), Saturday, 24 September 2011 20:02 (thirteen years ago)
crosspost to the crazy russians thread
― dayo, Saturday, 24 September 2011 20:14 (thirteen years ago)
jesus fuck that made me physically ill
― Dudley Daigle: Tugboat Captain (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 24 September 2011 21:13 (thirteen years ago)
I watched that video a couple times and it brings back memories of my occasional nightmare that starts start with the realization that while on an ordinary walk to the store or whatever, I have inadvertently climbed something tall like that bridge, and I'm too petrified to continue on, or go back (which is what would happen in reality, I'm pretty sure). A few times I dreamed that I absentmindedly reached the top of this building before noticing that I should have gone around, instead.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7c/680NLakeShore.jpg/488px-680NLakeShore.jpg
I've never been in that building, or even spent much time in that hood, so I don't know why it keeps showing up in my dreams.
― Je55e, Sunday, 25 September 2011 04:28 (thirteen years ago)
Kinda off topic, but once I was visiting Minneapolis with a friend of mine, and we were running around the skyways. We stopped on one because it had this neat view and he just kinda went huh. I said what.
Across from us was this huge Masonic temple and he told me how he had dreamed of it a few weeks ago, and now there it was, in real life - a building he claimed that he had never seen before, except in that dream.
And then we went back down to the car through Dayton's.
― Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 25 September 2011 05:02 (thirteen years ago)
It does kinda stick out.
(And if you do a 180º on that street view, you'll see the skyway my friend and I were standing in.)
― Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 25 September 2011 05:05 (thirteen years ago)
I love that building! Seems very ghostbusters to me
― Dan I., Monday, 26 September 2011 08:04 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/876677-girl-3-addicted-to-eating-bricks-and-light-bulbs
― （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━sʇʇnq━┻ (cozen), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 20:06 (thirteen years ago)
Pica is so weird. Sometimes pregnant ladies will get it and crave things like soil or eggshells. I think there was some line of thought that in some cases the cravings stem from a need for certain nutrients. Obviously that's not always the case cause what are you gonna get from a light bulb but, yes, it's very strange weird.
― will eat pudding (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 20:10 (thirteen years ago)
Love the photo in that article. There's another one here
http://l.yimg.com/ea/img/-/110927/nataliehayhurst_new_630_178307i-178307n.jpg
― badg, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 22:51 (thirteen years ago)
someone needs to introduce this girl to mr bezoar
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m313/elisson1/Cartoons%20and%20Animation/BillyBezoar.jpg
― funk master friendly (moonship journey to baja), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 23:05 (thirteen years ago)
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m313/elisson1/Cartoons%20and%20Animation/Bezoar.jpg
http://articles.cnn.com/2007-11-21/health/hairball.case_1_untangle-doctors-bezoar?_s=PM:HEALTH
― funk master friendly (moonship journey to baja), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 23:06 (thirteen years ago)
― runaway (Matt P), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 23:07 (thirteen years ago)
hah I have visited the bezoar wikipedia before and it is not something to be done before dinner.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bezoar
― dayo, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 23:08 (thirteen years ago)
List of English words of Persian origin
fuck yeah y'all WE INVENTED THE BEZOAR
― funk master friendly (moonship journey to baja), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 23:44 (thirteen years ago)
A bezoar in the large intestine is known as a fecalith.
vahid u are truly a prince of persia
― so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 23:45 (thirteen years ago)
Regurgitaliths are the fossilised remains of stomach contents that have been regurgitated by an animal.
― funk master friendly (moonship journey to baja), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 23:45 (thirteen years ago)
I regurgitate my food a lot
― bunnicula, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 23:46 (thirteen years ago)
Oh god that thing. No!
― will eat pudding (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 23:47 (thirteen years ago)
poor bunnicula ;_;
― dayo, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 23:48 (thirteen years ago)
do you regurgitate celery stalks at midnight?
― funk master friendly (moonship journey to baja), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 23:50 (thirteen years ago)
I'm not really the bunnicula, just a fan. I'll be right back, I've got to go poo-poo.
― bunnicula, Thursday, 29 September 2011 01:27 (thirteen years ago)
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3234/2352218755_d16730faea.jpg
― dayo, Thursday, 29 September 2011 01:36 (thirteen years ago)
why would you do that to me while i'm drinking
― thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 29 September 2011 01:37 (thirteen years ago)
oh come on bezoars are like 1.2x as worse
― dayo, Thursday, 29 September 2011 01:38 (thirteen years ago)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_zGUKKo85t8s/ScT5OR5P-rI/AAAAAAAAABU/91ktBfJBpiU/s320/Bezoar.jpg
― remy bean, Thursday, 29 September 2011 02:24 (thirteen years ago)
and that is how you poop from the front
― dayo, Thursday, 29 September 2011 02:25 (thirteen years ago)
the human body is a monstrosity
― Banaka™ (banaka), Thursday, 29 September 2011 02:25 (thirteen years ago)
http://s3.amazonaws.com/satisfaction-production/s3_images/348964/Captura_de_pantalla_2010-12-06_a_las_2.29.22_inline.png
― wasabi pea-sized masculinity (latebloomer), Thursday, 29 September 2011 02:33 (thirteen years ago)
oh my god
― thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 29 September 2011 02:38 (thirteen years ago)
l-r: poop, ilx
TS: bezoars vs. parasitic twins
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 29 September 2011 13:11 (thirteen years ago)
Parasitic twins are cooler.
― will eat pudding (ENBB), Thursday, 29 September 2011 14:40 (thirteen years ago)
What if your parasitic twin has a bezoar?
― joygoat, Thursday, 29 September 2011 14:48 (thirteen years ago)
next on maury
― Dudley Daigle: Tugboat Captain (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:34 (thirteen years ago)
fecalith that's cool now my metal band has a name
― black metal version of "the boy with the thorn in his side" (Edward III), Thursday, 29 September 2011 19:19 (thirteen years ago)
working on a new style, brown metal
if bernard sumner wanted his asshole bleached, and i was the only one around that could do it, i would. i figure i owe him.
― zingzing, Saturday, October 1, 2011 12:53 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark
― some dude, Saturday, 1 October 2011 11:43 (thirteen years ago)
http://shanghaiist.com/2011/09/26/new_moeifying_trend_turns_maps_into.php
― dayo, Sunday, 2 October 2011 12:28 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/kiL1H.jpg
otm
― dayo, Sunday, 2 October 2011 12:29 (thirteen years ago)
http://earthfirst.com/pilot-whales-brutally-slaughtered-annually-in-the-faroe-islands/
― dayo, Sunday, 2 October 2011 12:46 (thirteen years ago)
dayo_O as usual
― Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 2 October 2011 12:48 (thirteen years ago)
To be clear, the whales are not endangered and animal rights organizations have largely backed off due to the fact that this process is such an integral part of Faroese culture, and because the Faroese aren’t involved in commercial whaling.
vs.
Ironically, this practice, called grindadráp, is diminishing the population of 5,000 islanders. Many of them get sick and die from high mercury levels in the whales. Mentally retarded children are reportedly being born at alarmingly high rates.
― (gr8080), Sunday, 2 October 2011 13:42 (thirteen years ago)
In other words, the animal rights people probably realize the Faroese people are more endangered than the whales.
― so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Sunday, 2 October 2011 17:49 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/ZxcWW.jpg
― elmo argonaut, Sunday, 2 October 2011 18:42 (thirteen years ago)
I just want to take that bear, set him down in a corner of Penn Station and walk away.
― Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 2 October 2011 18:50 (thirteen years ago)
Misc (5)
― (gr8080), Sunday, 2 October 2011 18:51 (thirteen years ago)
those are weird shaped condoms
― thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 3 October 2011 13:14 (thirteen years ago)
http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/300067_182814911794456_100001978464548_379882_672443357_n.jpg
― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 21:48 (thirteen years ago)
― caek, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 21:49 (thirteen years ago)
so fucked.
i hope that kid gives his parents hell in his teens
― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 22:02 (thirteen years ago)
Jesus. That's terrible. :(
xp - for real.
― Je55e, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 22:03 (thirteen years ago)
oh come on, it's just a crying kid
― funk master friendly (moonship journey to baja), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 22:28 (thirteen years ago)
yeah I find it hilarious tbh
― （╯°□°）╯︵ mode squad） (dayo), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 22:31 (thirteen years ago)
if this was sparta that kid would be halfway down the alien kid's gullet and virgins would be sacrificed at the altar to our extraterrestrial overlords in the background
― （╯°□°）╯︵ mode squad） (dayo), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 22:32 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA4fw6vqX2E
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 9 October 2011 06:04 (thirteen years ago)
Don't none of you get any wise ideas about posting that naked lady inside the dead horse pix.
― Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 9 October 2011 06:06 (thirteen years ago)
*googles furiously*
― front-man for British post-punk turned pop chart-topper’s, Scritti Polliti (sic), Sunday, 9 October 2011 10:18 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.chinasmack.com/2011/pictures/migrant-worker-unhappy-with-toe-transplanted-onto-his-hand.html
― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Sunday, 9 October 2011 12:18 (thirteen years ago)
I went to high school with a girl with toes for thumbs! She called them her toes. She was born with serious birth defects that led to having her legs amputated when she was 3 years old, and she was born with only one finger, so they repurposed two toes so she could grasp things.
― Je55e, Sunday, 9 October 2011 14:54 (thirteen years ago)
― front-man for British post-punk turned pop chart-topper’s, Scritti Polliti (sic), Sunday, 9 October 2011 10:18 (5 hours ago)
I googled "woman inside horse" and the results made me question humanity, the power of google image search... they made me question a lot of things.
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 9 October 2011 15:55 (thirteen years ago)
A guy in my high school blew of most of his left hand when one of his homemade pipe bombs went off. He ended up having two toes grafted to what was left to form a claw-like grabbing thing that seemed to work pretty well - he still played basketball and you could hardly tell he was missing most of his hand.
Thinking about this has me kind of o_O at how 20 years ago in a small town a dude could have a pipe bomb go off in his parent's house and since he was a "good" kid and wasn't crazy or angry it wasn't that big a deal. All the kids knew he made pipe bombs, he just liked to blow up old mineshafts and trees and shit. Today he'd probably be locked up and under evaluation for the rest of his life.
― joygoat, Sunday, 9 October 2011 18:00 (thirteen years ago)
yep. we had biweekly bomb threats at my school from kids who were trying to get out of tests. I'm sure most of them would be in jail now.
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 9 October 2011 18:32 (thirteen years ago)
Kids used to get away with a lot of shit under the "kids will be kids" excuse. Any time a kid gets in trouble for something innocuous now, I roll my eyes so damn hard.
― ( ) (mh), Sunday, 9 October 2011 18:46 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.petitelefant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/facial.jpg
"homemade pore strips"
― just1n3, Sunday, 9 October 2011 21:21 (thirteen years ago)
URL delivers.
― Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 9 October 2011 21:23 (thirteen years ago)
-_o
― manic pixie fream girl (rip van wanko), Sunday, 9 October 2011 21:29 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/RzNWf.jpg
― ⚓ (gr8080), Sunday, 9 October 2011 22:09 (thirteen years ago)
Please tell me those are Loutallica's new guitars
― Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 9 October 2011 22:18 (thirteen years ago)
Don't none of you get any wise ideas about posting that naked lady inside the dead horse pix.― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, October 8, 2011 8:06 PM (Yesterday)
― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, October 8, 2011 8:06 PM (Yesterday)
i have now seen this.
cannot be unseen.
― ⚓ (gr8080), Sunday, 9 October 2011 22:37 (thirteen years ago)
don't leave me hangin'
― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Sunday, 9 October 2011 22:47 (thirteen years ago)
***CLICKING ON THE PICTURE IN THIS POST WILL TAKE YOU TO VERY DISTURBING IMAGES***
http://i.imgur.com/IL0Pv.jpg
― ⚓ (gr8080), Sunday, 9 October 2011 23:09 (thirteen years ago)
it's summer ffs!
― manic pixie fream girl (rip van wanko), Sunday, 9 October 2011 23:12 (thirteen years ago)
i was less grossed out than i thought id be.
― zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 9 October 2011 23:13 (thirteen years ago)
So not clickin on that.
I love the idea there is a hospital called the "Bone-setting Hospital". It sounds like a cocteau twins song.
― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Sunday, 9 October 2011 23:15 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/kvZGKl.jpg
― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Sunday, 9 October 2011 23:15 (thirteen years ago)
I could swear there's a film at the artier end of the Euro-cult spectrum that has a promo poster of a women curled up inside the carcass of a horse, but i can't remember what it is.
― Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Sunday, 9 October 2011 23:17 (thirteen years ago)
that was p tame imo
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 9 October 2011 23:18 (thirteen years ago)
She's a pretty cute lady I have to say.
― fried chicken makes Alex cry, who'd vote for such a wimpy guy? (Abbbottt), Monday, 10 October 2011 00:17 (thirteen years ago)
I really dislike her.
― Je55e, Monday, 10 October 2011 00:44 (thirteen years ago)
I bet they did it in there afterwards
― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Monday, 10 October 2011 00:45 (thirteen years ago)
menage a trot
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 10 October 2011 00:53 (thirteen years ago)
she appears to be ~doing herself~ in the 2nd to last pic
― ⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 10 October 2011 00:58 (thirteen years ago)
the fact that both of them are so attractive is unbelievable. I've always been stunned by how attractive the woman in "shake that bear" is, as well.
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 10 October 2011 01:24 (thirteen years ago)
O_O
― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Monday, 10 October 2011 01:32 (thirteen years ago)
when I was growing up, it was goatse, tubgirl, lemonparty. NONE OF THIS SHAKE THAT BEAR AND CHURCH OF FUDGE SHIT
― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Monday, 10 October 2011 01:35 (thirteen years ago)
haha
― ⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 10 October 2011 01:37 (thirteen years ago)
wtf is shake that bear? also, why naked lady inside a dead horse, WHY?!
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 10 October 2011 13:27 (thirteen years ago)
omg shake that bear
― zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Monday, 10 October 2011 13:33 (thirteen years ago)
ENBB, google
― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Monday, 10 October 2011 13:34 (thirteen years ago)
googled shake that bear
watched the video
society is in the gutter
― Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 10 October 2011 13:37 (thirteen years ago)
No - I don't want to! Can't you just summarize?
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 10 October 2011 13:41 (thirteen years ago)
it's ribald
― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Monday, 10 October 2011 13:43 (thirteen years ago)
Aw, man. I should have listened to my instincts and not watched that. wtf.
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 10 October 2011 13:47 (thirteen years ago)
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 10 October 2011 15:41 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark
Once upon a time a man and a woman are hunting in the forest. The woman giggles and shoots bear out of tree. The woman giggles again. The man laughs too. They are happy. The man and the woman go to the bear's corpse. The giggle again. The woman undoes her trousers, gets on her knees and bends over, leaning on the dead bear. The man takes the woman from behind. The woman moans, the man groans. The man comes over the woman's butt and lower back. They giggle. The bear is being dragged off and torn apart by dogs. The woman opens a bottle of champagne. The end.
― Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 10 October 2011 13:49 (thirteen years ago)
oh... xp
well thanks for saving me the trouble.
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 October 2011 15:38 (thirteen years ago)
Ten four
― Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 10 October 2011 15:58 (thirteen years ago)
I accidentally almost saw Church of Fudge last night while eating a bowl of cereal. The best thing to do when you hear about a deceptively innocuously named meme is to go directly to Encyclopedia Dramatica and avoid all primary sources.
― Je55e, Monday, 10 October 2011 22:43 (thirteen years ago)
― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Monday, 10 October 2011 01:35 (21 hours ago)
these three are the holy trinity of the internet imo
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 10 October 2011 22:46 (thirteen years ago)
surprisingly ED has no entry on shake that bear
― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Monday, 10 October 2011 22:46 (thirteen years ago)
wait what happened to ED, it used to be a lot funnier
― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Monday, 10 October 2011 22:48 (thirteen years ago)
It doesn't? I thought I read about it there. I guess it was Urban Dictionary.
― Je55e, Monday, 10 October 2011 22:57 (thirteen years ago)
ED got taken over/sold, I thought. There are a couple mirrors with the original content
― ( ) (mh), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 02:11 (thirteen years ago)
I was about to say I thought ED was gone altogether.
― Occupy Kelly St (Trayce), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 02:57 (thirteen years ago)
http://goldenstethoscope.net/pill_images/viagra-cialis-levitra.jpg
Maybe one day, Trayce. There is hope.
― Je55e, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 04:25 (thirteen years ago)
Haha - result # 3 in my GIS for Viagra and Cialis
http://vardenafiltablet.net/uploads/30211/viagra-cialis-generic.jpg
― Je55e, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 04:43 (thirteen years ago)
actual sharp intake of breathhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xpLD5cSOWs
― cozen, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 17:05 (thirteen years ago)
that was my exact reaction. v loud v audible, totally involuntary
― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 17:10 (thirteen years ago)
What an idiot. He just barely made it. OMG.
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 17:23 (thirteen years ago)
I want to see that pool/ledge with a normal lens
― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 17:26 (thirteen years ago)
ohgod
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 17:39 (thirteen years ago)
Is that him lobotomized at the end?
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 17:41 (thirteen years ago)
"fuckin idiot............."
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 18:24 (thirteen years ago)
Wow, even after reading cozen and gbx's posts about gasping, and expecting not to, I involuntarily gasped. Which sucked b/c I had a mouthful of mashed potatoes.
― Je55e, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 18:28 (thirteen years ago)
the part where he enters the water looks fake
― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 18:30 (thirteen years ago)
https://twitter.com/#!/PMacGillvary
― max, Friday, 14 October 2011 14:25 (thirteen years ago)
church of fudge...?
you know what, I don't even want to know
― do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 14 October 2011 14:29 (thirteen years ago)
SCHEIßE
― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Friday, 14 October 2011 14:34 (thirteen years ago)
I figured as much
― do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 14 October 2011 14:38 (thirteen years ago)
"R Bilson was very unsexy on Fallon last night. Hope you don't make the same mistake tonight."
― wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Friday, 14 October 2011 14:48 (thirteen years ago)
@alisonbrie It is amazing how interesting any story told by a girl with big boobs is.You were awesome on Fallon.8 Oct Favorite Retweet Reply
― max, Friday, 14 October 2011 14:49 (thirteen years ago)
@TheReal_Jlh The ultimate gift to your fans would be to pose topless. A great Thank You for all their support over the years.19 Sep Favorite Retweet Reply
@TheReal_Jlh GOING TOPLESS WOULD BE GREAT GIFT TO YOUR FANS EVEN JENNIFER ANISTON FINALLY TOPLESS IN NEXT MOVIE18 Sep Favorite Retweet Reply
@emmyrossum I guess you have to be in great shape for all those nude scenes. :o)19 Aug Favorite Retweet Reply
― max, Friday, 14 October 2011 14:50 (thirteen years ago)
is The Real_Jlh Jennifer Love-Hewitt??????
― do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 14 October 2011 14:59 (thirteen years ago)
yes
― max, Friday, 14 October 2011 14:59 (thirteen years ago)
oh I see, dude is creepfesting out to all of these actresses
I misread that at first and thought all of these actresses were trying to lez up Rachel Bilson
― do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:02 (thirteen years ago)
._.
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:04 (thirteen years ago)
:-)
― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:05 (thirteen years ago)
Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Friday, October 14, 2011 3:04 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark
perfect dn, contextually speaking
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 14 October 2011 16:10 (thirteen years ago)
Oh, duh. I thought so too and I was confused.
― Je55e, Friday, 14 October 2011 16:59 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU0xieReQUY
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 October 2011 05:56 (thirteen years ago)
~russia~http://www.snotr.com/video/8102/We_Love_Russia
― cozen, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:32 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.takethislollipop.com/
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 21:55 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/SfcKd.jpg
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMzExMTM2NDEy.html
― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 23:49 (thirteen years ago)
soooooo... there's that.
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 October 2011 06:59 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEOkoQSR_is
― Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 21 October 2011 19:10 (thirteen years ago)
20th Century Fox Research Library
― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 21 October 2011 19:18 (thirteen years ago)
I could put this in every thread right now, but I'm going to park it here for now:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBPEbF_u0cY
― avant-garde heterosexuals (mh), Saturday, 22 October 2011 16:25 (thirteen years ago)
putting that in my video thread methinks
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 22 October 2011 17:36 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CoxnUe49ZAthis really bothers me on a lot of levels
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 05:14 (thirteen years ago)
jesus
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 16:29 (thirteen years ago)
http://boingboing.net/2011/10/25/giant-lego-man-washes-up-in-florida.html
― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 18:51 (thirteen years ago)
('_')
― dayo, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 20:31 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMEccNLXcQc
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 22:10 (thirteen years ago)
lady sounds like
http://www.popculturemadness.com/interview/pics/Kerri-Kenney-Silver-02.jpg
― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 23:40 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLlGKhJ4sbsPUSSYPUSSYPUSSYPUSSY
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 04:48 (thirteen years ago)
http://i40.tinypic.com/2mwf8rb.gif
― cozen, Thursday, 27 October 2011 17:28 (thirteen years ago)
nooooooooooooooooooo
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 October 2011 17:29 (thirteen years ago)
camera cut, man
― dayo, Thursday, 27 October 2011 17:32 (thirteen years ago)
http://i41.tinypic.com/osx4wm.gif
― cozen, Thursday, 27 October 2011 17:42 (thirteen years ago)
oh god....
― rustic italian flatbread, Thursday, 27 October 2011 17:43 (thirteen years ago)
what's the thought process there
― cozen, Thursday, 27 October 2011 17:44 (thirteen years ago)
maybe he was expecting it to go in front of or behind him?
― rustic italian flatbread, Thursday, 27 October 2011 17:47 (thirteen years ago)
test
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 27 October 2011 17:53 (thirteen years ago)
why isn't that on a lolz thread, because, i mean, LOL
― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Friday, 28 October 2011 04:49 (thirteen years ago)
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck 00:29http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=AHGbSRkFh2I#!
― cozen, Monday, 31 October 2011 22:46 (thirteen years ago)
shit damn
― cozen, Monday, 31 October 2011 22:47 (thirteen years ago)
why god why
― turkey in the straw (x2) (remy bean), Monday, 31 October 2011 22:48 (thirteen years ago)
i'm hungry
― dayo, Monday, 31 October 2011 23:05 (thirteen years ago)
This may have been posted a couple weeks ago but if it was I missed it. IT IS SO CUTE!
http://blogs.discovery.com/.a/6a00d8341bf67c53ef014e8c558fd0970d-640wi
http://news.discovery.com/animals/cyclops-shark-111018.html
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 20:11 (thirteen years ago)
haha true HSTNGS man
― he carried yellow flowers (DJP), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 20:13 (thirteen years ago)
this should probably have its own ilx thread at this point
http://jezebel.com/5857190/courtney-stodden-has-breasts-expertly-examined-to-prove-she-is-rilly-rill
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 08:29 (thirteen years ago)
There is no freaking way that woman is as young as she claims.
― Trayce, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 08:36 (thirteen years ago)
lolly71Mon 07 Nov 2011 5:44 PMThese two are my very favorite train wreck. Go ahead, judge me all you want - my husband already does. But I am utterly FASCINATED by this girl. I go back and forth between pity, because she is clearly a damaged girl to "there is NO WAY that woman is 17" to my current theory; she's actually an alien sent here to observe our reproductive habits. Her research team didn't do a very good job, obviously.
― Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 11:07 (thirteen years ago)
the idea that she's a 20+ year old scam artist is wonderful. As is the idea that he's in on it and it's a performance art project.
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 22:45 (thirteen years ago)
rape is a type of sex
― iatee, Friday, November 11, 2011 3:56 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Youth Ya Goon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 11 November 2011 21:20 (thirteen years ago)
:/
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 11 November 2011 21:49 (thirteen years ago)
i mean not factually incorrect i'm just saying its one of those various unfortunate recognitions one makes in a life
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 11 November 2011 21:50 (thirteen years ago)
First five google results for sex:
1 - Sex - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia2 - Kentucky Sex Offender Registry3 - Sex - 6 Mistakes Men Make When Having Sex4 - FBI — Sex Offender Registry5 - Free Porn Videos & Sex Movies - Porno, XXX, Porn Tube and Pussy ...
― Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 November 2011 21:56 (thirteen years ago)
google adjusts your results to your search history, location, etc.
― iatee, Friday, 11 November 2011 21:57 (thirteen years ago)
ha
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 11 November 2011 22:05 (thirteen years ago)
saying rape is a type of sex is like saying boxing is a type of handshake
― Youth Ya Goon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 11 November 2011 22:14 (thirteen years ago)
whiney if I meet you irl can I shake your hand
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Friday, 11 November 2011 22:16 (thirteen years ago)
with a penis
― average internet commentator (remy bean), Friday, 11 November 2011 22:19 (thirteen years ago)
penisshake
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 11 November 2011 22:24 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.irunoninsulin.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/doctor-handshake.png
― average internet commentator (remy bean), Friday, 11 November 2011 22:25 (thirteen years ago)
http://thebeautybrains.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/013107hand-sanitizer.jpg
― Youth Ya Goon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 11 November 2011 22:28 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/propelfilms/sets/72157622840517199/detail/
― documentary about titties OST (+ +), Friday, 11 November 2011 22:39 (thirteen years ago)
sets/detail/
no ty
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 11 November 2011 22:51 (thirteen years ago)
google adjusts your results to your search history, location, etc.― iatee, Friday, November 11, 2011 9:57 PM
fair hit, well zung
― Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 November 2011 23:54 (thirteen years ago)
― iatee, Friday, November 11, 2011 3:56 PM
fuck this utter bullshit
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 November 2011 19:02 (thirteen years ago)
considering the dictionary definition of rape is "nonconsensual sexual intercourse" or "forced intercourse" I don't know how that could be technically wrong
I know how it's *wrong* but it's definitely a truth
― mh, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:08 (thirteen years ago)
sorry but the dictionary definition is essentially wrong
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:12 (thirteen years ago)
rape is a type of violence
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:13 (thirteen years ago)
also, rape includes acts that do not qualify as intercourse
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:16 (thirteen years ago)
yeahh I don't actually care that much about this semantics game. does 'sex crimes' mean the crimes people committed while having consensual sex? no that is generally not what people investiage on law and order SVU. if your personal definition of the word sex restricts the term to consensual sex, sure, fine, people can use language however they want, as long as people get what they're saying. but the term in 2011 has a very broad definition and so the dictionary is not 'essentially wrong'.
― iatee, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:16 (thirteen years ago)
investigate
― iatee, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:17 (thirteen years ago)
by that dictionary logic, being sodomized by a foreign object is not rape
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:19 (thirteen years ago)
#occupydictionaries
― iatee, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:19 (thirteen years ago)
yeah this is one of the many instances in which typology/classification is insidious and just plain wrong imo. it links according to the external verifiable "natural" commonality (penile insertion) instead of differentiating based on something less verifiable but way more important, important enough to make two acts fundamentally different imo (consensuality). also: something something patriarchal objectivity bias.
xp
― ah, how quaint (Matt P), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:23 (thirteen years ago)
dictionary definition of sex vs urban dictionary definition of sex vs common sense definition of sex vs
― Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:25 (thirteen years ago)
and sorry, words are important and i think the construction of the sex/rape concept is worth thinking about beyond "getting what people are saying" because often what people are saying reifies the construction. i.e. rape being a type of sex plays into the idea (noticeably prevalent in places that aren't big cities iirc) that sex is like the ok (but of course still kinda dirty) version of an act that is essentially the same thing.
― ah, how quaint (Matt P), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:28 (thirteen years ago)
besides i love sex, gtfo with rape being a type of sex, etc.
― ah, how quaint (Matt P), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:31 (thirteen years ago)
if you guys want to change the way people use a word feel free I have no problem w/ that
at the moment that is not the commonly accepted use of the term
― iatee, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:42 (thirteen years ago)
phew glad you have no problem with that
― ah, how quaint (Matt P), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:54 (thirteen years ago)
the "rape is a type of sex" idea just minimizes the severity of rape, at the moment it's really reminding me of clayton williams' inflammatory quote: "rape is like bad weather: if it's inevitable, you might as well relax and enjoy it"
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:00 (thirteen years ago)
I think saying "rape is a type of sex" is inherently wrong in 99% of conversational contexts. Rape is a form of violence that is acted out in a sexual manner. It's not a sexual position or type of sexual act, it's a action with a sexual component.
"Sex act" versus "action with sexual component" is where I'm getting to. So when we refer to "sex" to mean "a sex act" instead of the actual mechanics, it males this phrase seem bad.
― mh, Monday, 14 November 2011 22:13 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBjIXCKtIxk
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 14 November 2011 22:16 (thirteen years ago)
Lo_Oveline
― shiroibasketshoes & tuxedos (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:21 (thirteen years ago)
mh, that is the best possible typo
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:22 (thirteen years ago)
this is a stupid debate and I have nothing invested in it, you guys can argue w/ the dictionary
― iatee, Monday, 14 November 2011 22:46 (thirteen years ago)
iatee i'm not trying to change how people use a word i'm just saying it's glib to say "rape is a type of sex" and then insist that anyone saying "wait hold on there you can't just ignore a bunch of stuff by deferring to your made-up typology" is playing semantics games.
the oed says:
sex1 (chiefly with reference to people) sexual activity, including specifically sexual intercourse: he enjoyed talking about sex she didn’t want to have sex with him[in singular] euphemistic a person’s genitals.
rape1 the crime, typically committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him without their consent and against their will, especially by the threat or use of violence against them: he denied two charges of attempted rape he had committed at least two rapesliterary the abduction of a woman, especially for the purpose of having sexual intercourse with her: the Rape of the Sabine Women2 the wanton destruction or spoiling of a place or area: the rape of the Russian countryside
sex is "sexual activity, including specifically sexual intercourse." could be (literally) anything under the sun. hence "sexy." you know it when you see it. rape is a "crime" first and foremost. it does involve sexual intercourse (though as elmo points out it doesn't have to, legally speaking), but that is not above the other elements in its definition! rape isn't even a highly qualified instance of sex something, because force and non-consensuality "happen" before or along with the sex and make rape the specific thing that it is.
i mean, you can say what you want and argue that people don't think this way, what's the point when it gets the idea across, etc, but you can't back it up by pointing to the dictionary (which doesn't say much about the relationships between words, by the way) and then appealing to your received-wisdom-typology, which is being made because American culture has a bizarre relationship with sexuality and is more frightened of their own bodies than they are of killing other people. xposts
― ah, how quaint (Matt P), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:58 (thirteen years ago)
oh look, there's the dictionary
― ah, how quaint (Matt P), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:59 (thirteen years ago)
this isnt really "semantics games" its "ontology games"
― max, Monday, 14 November 2011 23:05 (thirteen years ago)
y'all's games suck
― Kerm, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:16 (thirteen years ago)
the thing that especially bothers me about "sex is a type of rape" -- which, btw, is also infuriating for its pointless & wrongheaded point-scoring pedantry and fuck you again for that -- is that it classes "rape" alongside other types of sexual activity -- the result being that whether you actually intend it or not, iatee, it puts it on a taxonomic level where it could be interchanged with other types of sex. and that's just stupid and ridiculous! like, okay, over here we have oral sex, anal sex, vaginal intercourse, fisting, pegging, dirty sanchez, whatever... and then rape? no.
the former are indeed "types of sex", and they describe the mechanics of the sexual act. and while "rape" necessarily involves sexual activity, it does NOT describe the mechanics of the act, only the use of coercion / the absence of consent. any of those "types" of sex can be nonsexual. they can all be performed as rape.
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:19 (thirteen years ago)
can be nonconsensual, i mean
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:20 (thirteen years ago)
Guys, i'm saying this respectfully: take it to a new thread maybe?
― Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:30 (thirteen years ago)
hahaha yes please someone start a "definition of rape" thread -- that REALLY needs to happen
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:32 (thirteen years ago)
J4gger back
the thing that especially bothers me about "sex is a type of rape" -- which, btw, is also infuriating for its pointless & wrongheaded point-scoring pedantry and fuck you again for that -- is that it classes "rape" alongside other types of sexual activity -- the result being that whether you actually intend it or not, iatee, it puts it on a taxonomic level where it could be interchanged with other types of sex. and that's just stupid and ridiculous! like, okay, over here we have oral sex, anal sex, vaginal intercourse, fisting, pegging, dirty sanchez, whatever... and then rape? no.the former are indeed "types of sex", and they describe the mechanics of the sexual act. and while "rape" necessarily involves sexual activity, it does NOT describe the mechanics of the act, only the use of coercion / the absence of consent. any of those "types" of sex can be nonsexual. they can all be performed as rape. --i think this is serious (elmo argonaut)
the former are indeed "types of sex", and they describe the mechanics of the sexual act. and while "rape" necessarily involves sexual activity, it does NOT describe the mechanics of the act, only the use of coercion / the absence of consent. any of those "types" of sex can be nonsexual. they can all be performed as rape. --i think this is serious (elmo argonaut)
Moves like J4gger
― shiroibasketshoes & tuxedos (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 01:21 (thirteen years ago)
idk what that means, but w/e
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 02:11 (thirteen years ago)
there are a shitload of sexual actions, or sex acts, that aren't consensual
kind of like there are kinds of so many things that are illegal. just because you can drive on the sidewalk, while intoxicated, doesn't mean it's part of "driving a car"
Trying to pretend that "sex" only works in a positive context or in the context of normativity kills the word more than saying that rape is a form of sex imo
― mh, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 02:40 (thirteen years ago)
idk if i get what you're saying about how it "kills the word?"
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 03:58 (thirteen years ago)
but whatever, i think we should look back onto the original context -- iatee's point is that raping children is "a type of sex", so it's perfectly okay to call the sandusky case a "sex scandal" in the news like it's in any way comparable or equivalent to a senator caught with a prostitute
fuck that
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 04:00 (thirteen years ago)
unless you manage to turn this debate into something about suburban sprawl I am prob not gonna stick around, just fyi
― iatee, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 04:07 (thirteen years ago)
like I said I really don't care that much about arguing about the meaning of one particular word, you win, whatever
yeah, not a sex scandal in any normal sense of the term
kind of feel dirty for not noticing that was in the original context
― mh, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 04:26 (thirteen years ago)
back to yr regularly scheduled programming
http://www.chinasmack.com/2011/pictures/sex-doll-manufacturing-photos-chinese-netizen-reactions.html
― dayo, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 13:08 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaXltVOt0Hw
― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 13 January 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)
lol I remember that from my childhood
The thing she is eating was - back then - called a "nigger kiss" btw. They changed the name not too many years ago, I'm sure it's mentioned in one of the racist or ronaldinho bottle opener threads
― I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 13 January 2012 22:07 (thirteen years ago)
THey were called either that or Moors Heads (:/) in Germany but they changed the names too. Can't remember what they're called now. What I do know is that they're freakin' delicious.
― ENBB, Saturday, 14 January 2012 04:13 (thirteen years ago)
They were first only known under the names Mohrenkopf ("Moor's Head") or Negerkuss ("Negro's Kiss"), but most companies changed the official product-name in the 1980s[citation needed] to the more neutral Schokokuss ("Chocolate Kiss"), Schaumkuss ("Foam Kiss") or to brand-specific names (the most famous brand being Dickmann's). In the South and the West of Germany they are still commonly known as Mohrenkopf. In Austria they are referred to as Schwedehttp://kkkorner.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/nbomb5.jpg?w=350&h=259en ("Swedish bombs").
― ENBB, Saturday, 14 January 2012 04:16 (thirteen years ago)
woah wtf is that?
ahahaha mystery autoreplace strikes again!
― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 14 January 2012 04:24 (thirteen years ago)
hilarious.
― ⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 14 January 2012 04:29 (thirteen years ago)
Yes!
― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 14 January 2012 04:30 (thirteen years ago)
i lold
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 14 January 2012 05:14 (thirteen years ago)
HA
― Aerosol, Saturday, 14 January 2012 05:19 (thirteen years ago)
http://kkkorner.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/nbomb5.jpg?w=350&h=259
― bob loblaw people (dayo), Saturday, 14 January 2012 12:03 (thirteen years ago)
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1464-410X.2005.05797.x/full
― Schleimpilz im Labyrinth (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 16 January 2012 14:11 (thirteen years ago)
Unfortunately, this doesn’t display the results clearly enough
― pat methamphetamine (diamonddave85), Monday, 16 January 2012 16:04 (thirteen years ago)
lmao i have had a urologist's conference as a client before
― ⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:36 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.gq.com/news-politics/newsmakers/201201/luis-mijangos-hacker-webcam-virus-internet?printable
― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 January 2012 15:42 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEbRkTNKEPI
― I am that young sis, the beacon, a yardstick (dayo), Friday, 20 January 2012 11:46 (thirteen years ago)
vitual hotties
― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 20 January 2012 16:05 (thirteen years ago)
irl lol
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 21 January 2012 05:04 (thirteen years ago)
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2012/01/florida_man_allegedly_ate_a_mu.php
― ENBB, Saturday, 28 January 2012 02:09 (thirteen years ago)
CrimeFlorida Man Allegedly Ate a Murdered Man's Brain, Said It Tasted Like "Women's Come"
http://i.imgur.com/KkwcK.gif
― is it hrostep? (cozen), Sunday, 29 January 2012 22:53 (thirteen years ago)
o___O
― J0rdan S., Monday, 30 January 2012 03:19 (thirteen years ago)
that was actually maybe the best way he coud have landed, broken ribs notwithstanding
― SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Monday, 30 January 2012 03:38 (thirteen years ago)
amazing
― Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Monday, 30 January 2012 03:44 (thirteen years ago)
looks faek with the two guys in the second shot just standing there while a guy plummets from above in front of em
― kinder, Monday, 30 January 2012 03:56 (thirteen years ago)
oh they're in the first shot watching... still odd they wouldn't go to his aid though!
― kinder, Monday, 30 January 2012 03:58 (thirteen years ago)
yeah it's slightly suspicious that they don't move AT ALL
― J0rdan S., Monday, 30 January 2012 04:01 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-8Sm6IvwgA
― Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Monday, 30 January 2012 04:07 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.findhisporn.com/
― ENBB, Monday, 30 January 2012 21:24 (thirteen years ago)
Perfect for: Boyfriends Husbands Kids
*voms*
― ENBB, Monday, 30 January 2012 21:25 (thirteen years ago)
When should I use it?If you feel he's hiding something then now is probably a good time.
― Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Monday, 30 January 2012 21:31 (thirteen years ago)
www.findherporn.com - still available!
― ENBB, Monday, 30 January 2012 21:33 (thirteen years ago)
what the hell, e. that's the worst search engine I've ever used!
― pplains, Monday, 30 January 2012 21:36 (thirteen years ago)
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj242/donaldparsley/FHPdemo.png
― his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Monday, 30 January 2012 23:22 (thirteen years ago)
c:\temp\sexandstuff.avi
― caek, Monday, 30 January 2012 23:28 (thirteen years ago)
― ENBB, Monday, January 30, 2012 4:33 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Kevin Love and Ricky Rubio ARE: Timblr Whites (Hurting 2), Monday, 30 January 2012 23:29 (thirteen years ago)
forks' kitten is ADORABLE
― Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Monday, 30 January 2012 23:53 (thirteen years ago)
but if I didn't know some Devon Rexes I might have been alarmed
im a devon rex fan too and was still a little alarmed
― I just got back from a dream attack (sunny successor), Monday, 30 January 2012 23:54 (thirteen years ago)
Find His Porn is safe, discrete and easy.
"discrete"
ಠ_ಠ
― garbage corn fan (Je55e), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 01:33 (thirteen years ago)
It doesn't search for her porn
― Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 02:08 (thirteen years ago)
girlsex.jpg
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 07:07 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-12027-Horse-Head-Mask/dp/B003G4IM4S/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1327979949&sr=8-1
view the customer shared images (via somebody from ILX's tumblr, I think)
― dayo, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 18:50 (thirteen years ago)
actually I think I should have posted this in damage contrlolz
― dayo, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 18:52 (thirteen years ago)
no cutty horse, no credibility
― pplains, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 19:19 (thirteen years ago)
Adolf Hitler (1889 – 1945), leader of the National Socialist German Workers' Party (NSDAP), strikes a pose for photographer Heinrich Hoffmann whilst listening to a recording of his own speeches. After seeing the photographs, Hitler ordered Hoffmann to destroy the negatives, but he disobeyed. (Photo by Heinrich Hoffmann/Getty Images). 1925
Adolf Hitler Posing To A Recording Of One Of His Speeches
These photos are so bizarre...
― Flag post? I hardly knew her! (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 2 February 2012 12:38 (thirteen years ago)
OMG Fucking narcissists, amirite?
― I just got back from a dream attack (sunny successor), Thursday, 2 February 2012 16:18 (thirteen years ago)
that fukken guy
― Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 February 2012 16:23 (thirteen years ago)
Werk it gurl!
― garbage corn fan (Je55e), Thursday, 2 February 2012 20:06 (thirteen years ago)
the hitler stache was a weird look
― mookieproof, Thursday, 2 February 2012 21:00 (thirteen years ago)
woah.
― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 2 February 2012 21:31 (thirteen years ago)
this is giving me a full on panny:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOBMfNJOVrM
― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 2 February 2012 21:33 (thirteen years ago)
nice of them to fuck up the ant city for no good reason
― flagsteban postez (electricsound), Thursday, 2 February 2012 21:58 (thirteen years ago)
what the hell is a "panny"
― Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 February 2012 22:12 (thirteen years ago)
kind of plasma tv iirc
― is it hrostep? (cozen), Thursday, 2 February 2012 22:19 (thirteen years ago)
"panic attack"
― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 2 February 2012 22:46 (thirteen years ago)
rip humans
― dayo, Friday, 3 February 2012 00:46 (thirteen years ago)
wtf is "customer shared images"
― Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Friday, 3 February 2012 01:07 (thirteen years ago)
see the pic of the head? underneath that
― dayo, Friday, 3 February 2012 01:09 (thirteen years ago)
oh panic attacksyeah i mostly don't get those anymore
― Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 February 2012 05:52 (thirteen years ago)
woah, ants are some busy little dudes
― his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Friday, 3 February 2012 05:53 (thirteen years ago)
and i know it's not really "p.c." to say this, but hitler was kind of a tool
not cool dude
― Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 February 2012 05:56 (thirteen years ago)
Saw a girl on the 6 train reading this:
http://gentlemanredux.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/5.24.10-Primal-Branding-B.jpg
― Kevin Love and Ricky Rubio ARE: Timblr Whites (Hurting 2), Friday, 3 February 2012 17:30 (thirteen years ago)
so crepey
I wouldn't be too worried about the ramblings of someone from 'THINKtopia'
― I just got back from a dream attack (sunny successor), Friday, 3 February 2012 17:39 (thirteen years ago)
hurting u need to get in here ❀ the cult of: ➥motivational speakers ➥life coaches ➥personal growth gurus ➥new-age charlatans ➥AWESOMENESS FEST
― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 3 February 2012 17:43 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mvkj9YelD3Q
― pplains, Friday, 3 February 2012 21:35 (thirteen years ago)
saw that coming. faaaake
― dayo, Friday, 3 February 2012 21:36 (thirteen years ago)
lol, what's the story there i wonder
― Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 February 2012 21:37 (thirteen years ago)
Story is that the video was taken by a huge snake who is now dead due to attack by that extremely long grass monster, what's not clear about that?
― Kevin Love and Ricky Rubio ARE: Timblr Whites (Hurting 2), Friday, 3 February 2012 22:09 (thirteen years ago)
okay, makes sense
― Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 February 2012 22:12 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/NLsYv.jpg
― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 3 February 2012 22:14 (thirteen years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lytyuky3Ve1qz787to1_500.gif
― dave cool, Saturday, 4 February 2012 06:01 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/RMokp.jpg
― posting cozen stail (cozen), Saturday, 4 February 2012 13:15 (thirteen years ago)
I saw the angel in the pizza and scarfed until I set him free
― dayo, Saturday, 4 February 2012 15:45 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.martinavermorel.com/the o_O is in the pudding
― "bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 03:15 (thirteen years ago)
what i get for clicking on links in this thread:
http://img860.imageshack.us/img860/3641/screenshot20120205at252.png
― circles, Sunday, 5 February 2012 21:56 (thirteen years ago)
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyunxnYikY1qz72jco1_500.gif
― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 02:52 (thirteen years ago)
steve martin had a routine where he suggested the best way to get rid of muggers was to throw up on your wallet
― ELI OWNS YOUR HUSBAND (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 03:10 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/L0SGZ.jpg
― john terje (cozen), Thursday, 9 February 2012 23:44 (thirteen years ago)
Is that little person in black face?
― garbage corn fan (Je55e), Friday, 10 February 2012 01:41 (thirteen years ago)
rolling 'is this racist'
― kinder, Friday, 10 February 2012 01:53 (thirteen years ago)
i can't stop staring at that
― lil kink (Matt P), Friday, 10 February 2012 02:06 (thirteen years ago)
― kinder, Friday, February 10, 2012 1:53 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
genuine lols
― adolf jingle bells (latebloomer), Friday, 10 February 2012 04:43 (thirteen years ago)
new star trek movie looks rad!
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 February 2012 05:16 (thirteen years ago)
sub dermal cross
― john terje (cozen), Friday, 10 February 2012 07:34 (thirteen years ago)
Going bald upsets men more than bankruptcy or bachelorhood. But now there’s a cure set to save them money and heartache - by tattooing ‘hair’ on. HIS (Hair-Ink-Skin) Hair has launched an innovative new technique to disguise baldness - using a unique form of tattoos.http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/02/10/article-2099259-11AA3DA5000005DC-378_634x416.jpg
― john terje (cozen), Saturday, 11 February 2012 20:26 (thirteen years ago)
chicks dig tats
― john terje (cozen), Saturday, 11 February 2012 20:28 (thirteen years ago)
There's a dude I see around regularly who has that done. Took me a while to realize until I noticed his stubble looked vaguely blue in sunlight.
― joygoat, Saturday, 11 February 2012 20:46 (thirteen years ago)
maybe as a temporary measure i could see that? i mean, what happens if you start dating someone regularly?
― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 12 February 2012 00:57 (thirteen years ago)
uh, you don't
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Sunday, 12 February 2012 05:26 (thirteen years ago)
ha, good point
― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 12 February 2012 19:23 (thirteen years ago)
I heard about this a couple of months ago, on some podcast or other. And I thought to myself, "While every other white guy in the world has a weird fetish for Asian and especially Japanese women, my strange and possibly racist aversion to them will finally work to my advantage."
― cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Thursday, February 16, 2012 6:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― plee help i am lookin for (crüt), Friday, 17 February 2012 09:13 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/vsjb2.jpg
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Sunday, 19 February 2012 00:06 (thirteen years ago)
'wild mook'
― desperado, rough rider (thomp), Sunday, 19 February 2012 00:21 (thirteen years ago)
lolz. is that from the 80s or just an old photo?
― Wands and wings!Little crowny things! (sunny successor), Sunday, 19 February 2012 02:02 (thirteen years ago)
http://boingboing.net/2009/10/19/wild-mook-japanese-8.html
― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Sunday, 19 February 2012 02:05 (thirteen years ago)
ahhh...sweet. Oddly the first thing that I pinned as 80s was the digital watch. I had to look again before i noticed old mcdonalds cups and then old styrofoam mcdonalds boxes.
― Wands and wings!Little crowny things! (sunny successor), Sunday, 19 February 2012 02:07 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHMqyMtKnL0
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 19 February 2012 14:29 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/sweden/9093760/Man-who-survived-two-months-in-snowbound-car-had-lived-in-forest-since-last-summer.html
― "renegade" gnome (remy bean), Thursday, 23 February 2012 00:48 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ2q9NmYf6g
― flagp∞st (dayo), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 14:52 (thirteen years ago)
http://shanghaiist.com/2012/03/02/gamer_dies_after_spend_23_hours_onl.php#photo-1
― flagp∞st (dayo), Friday, 2 March 2012 13:45 (thirteen years ago)
Tempted to post to Is This Racist thread: "Chen usually rested between sessions by leaning back in a chair or putting his head on a table, a skill library-frequenting Asians are particularly known for the world over". Or, uh, any student on a marathon session, amongst others?
― emil.y, Friday, 2 March 2012 13:53 (thirteen years ago)
the writers are asian. just a bit of self-deprecating humor!
― flagp∞st (dayo), Friday, 2 March 2012 13:54 (thirteen years ago)
Yeah, I figured, but it just conjures up images of, oh god, what was that awful youtube with that horrible racist girl?
― emil.y, Friday, 2 March 2012 13:59 (thirteen years ago)
this?
― caek, Friday, 2 March 2012 14:00 (thirteen years ago)
this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNuyDZevKrU
― flagp∞st (dayo), Friday, 2 March 2012 14:01 (thirteen years ago)
That's the one. Ugh. Caek's link did make me lol, though.
― emil.y, Friday, 2 March 2012 14:02 (thirteen years ago)
but while we're at it, I thought this was kinda racist
http://i.imgur.com/kCnEQ.png
― flagp∞st (dayo), Friday, 2 March 2012 14:09 (thirteen years ago)
because, you see, all asians are good at sciences, hurr hurr
― flagp∞st (dayo), Friday, 2 March 2012 14:13 (thirteen years ago)
I like science so I like to say I'm "kind of a little asian"
wait, no, I do not.
― valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 2 March 2012 14:16 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/Z8FsZ.gif
― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 8 March 2012 21:44 (thirteen years ago)
it's beautiful, thank you :)))))
― catbus otm (gbx), Thursday, 8 March 2012 21:45 (thirteen years ago)
there is a moment in that gif where the waterfall hair gets v heavily >real< for a second, and i cannot stop waiting for that moment to come back around again
― contenderizer, Thursday, 8 March 2012 22:11 (thirteen years ago)
NSFWhttp://www.usrf.org/news/010308-guevedoces.html
― flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, 8 March 2012 22:12 (thirteen years ago)
http://arstechnica.com/science/news/2012/03/mysterious-hog-farm-explosions-stump-scientists.ars
― flagp∞st (dayo), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 20:32 (thirteen years ago)
"...a September 2011 accident that killed 1,500 hogs and injured a worker"
― goole, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 20:37 (thirteen years ago)
god can you imagine
http://i.imgur.com/1RHrf.gif
― flagp∞st (dayo), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 20:38 (thirteen years ago)
Right now we have researchers studying microbes living in toxic waste lakes resulting from old copper mines. Next up: alien bacteria living off of hog manure.
― mh, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)
between this and the rolling stone article about hog farms, I am never eating pork again
― flagp∞st (dayo), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)
you say that now, but don't forget delicious, delicious pork belly
― mh, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 20:47 (thirteen years ago)
explosive bacterial black shit pit foam vs. tacos
― goole, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 20:48 (thirteen years ago)
oh alright *eats a taco*
― flagp∞st (dayo), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 20:50 (thirteen years ago)
tbf that looks a lot like the mold that grows in the corner of my shower if it's too humid and I don't run the fan
― mh, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 20:57 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UzxFtcjS9s
― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 21:32 (thirteen years ago)
is that what max was posting about
― flagp∞st (dayo), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 21:32 (thirteen years ago)
sometimes I think about starting a thread where we invent walking-the-line, almost racist Lin headlines. Then I think better of it.
― the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 21:40 (thirteen years ago)
wedding cheetah omg
― mh, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 00:58 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.shanghaidaily.com/nsp/National/2012/03/15/Man%2Bfaints%2Bafter%2Bperforming%2Bcircumcision%2Bat%2Bhome/
― flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, 15 March 2012 12:16 (thirteen years ago)
Why is the music 'Eye of the Tiger' when it's a cheetah? Do all big cats look the same to them? Is it racist?
― emil.y, Thursday, 15 March 2012 12:33 (thirteen years ago)
lol, my friend was so pissed off that it was Eye of the Tiger
― mh, Thursday, 15 March 2012 13:24 (thirteen years ago)
they do change the lyrics to "eye of the cat man" at least once.
― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 15 March 2012 23:24 (thirteen years ago)
http://i16.tinypic.com/35lybsn.jpg
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Friday, 16 March 2012 02:17 (thirteen years ago)
Holy shit.
― emil.y, Friday, 16 March 2012 02:19 (thirteen years ago)
oh ffs
― goole, Friday, 16 March 2012 13:46 (thirteen years ago)
someone explain?
― flagp∞st (dayo), Friday, 16 March 2012 14:42 (thirteen years ago)
I mean, I get the wild inappropriateness of the metaphor but what's the issue at question
― flagp∞st (dayo), Friday, 16 March 2012 14:43 (thirteen years ago)
well something about football apparently, so it's hard to imagine an explanation that would suffice or matter
― the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Friday, 16 March 2012 15:07 (thirteen years ago)
oh yeah totally - I'm just really curious as to what supposed kerfluffle deserves to be compared to gang rape!
― flagp∞st (dayo), Friday, 16 March 2012 15:12 (thirteen years ago)
someone lost a match
― goole, Friday, 16 March 2012 15:13 (thirteen years ago)
they were bought by an icelandic consortium & generally mismanaged
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Friday, 16 March 2012 15:42 (thirteen years ago)
― flagp∞st (dayo), Friday, 16 March 2012 15:43 (thirteen years ago)
no one who has witnessed a family member being gang raped can fail to have been reminded of that incident by observing the tribulations of west ham united this season
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 16 March 2012 16:00 (thirteen years ago)
did whiney write that article
― am0n, Friday, 16 March 2012 16:43 (thirteen years ago)
if i worked at a bagel store i would be less offended if someone asked to molest my kid than if someone asked me for a bagel "with the insides scooped out"
― James Ferraro Boyz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, September 15, 2011 11:39 AM
seriously, if you gave me the chance to watch 20,000 people have their necks methodically slit and then their corpses stacked and buried in a shallow grave OR watch a grown man in a sweater ask another man to scoop out the inside of his bagel, guess which I would pick
― James Ferraro Boyz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, September 16, 2011 12:09 AM
― am0n, Friday, 16 March 2012 16:44 (thirteen years ago)
the bagel?
― Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 March 2012 17:44 (thirteen years ago)
also, that convo happening five days after 9/11/2011 is extra o_O
why, what happened on 9/11/2011
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 16 March 2012 17:47 (thirteen years ago)
^^ already forgot.
― pplains, Friday, 16 March 2012 17:48 (thirteen years ago)
19 terrorists, armed only with bagel-scoopers
― the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Friday, 16 March 2012 17:50 (thirteen years ago)
9/11/2011 - first sunday of the NFL season
― are chads electorate (brownie), Friday, 16 March 2012 17:51 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.minus.com/iy3fbOMdiyPL9.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 22 March 2012 18:48 (thirteen years ago)
nohttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/29/virgin-boy-eggs_n_1387312.html?ref=tw
― ༼◍ྀ ౪ ◍ི ༽ (cozen), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)
expected more from Dongyang
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:11 (thirteen years ago)
dang, dongyang, dang
― 1 week to "Charles Dingus" (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 March 2012 02:58 (thirteen years ago)
That tiger thing was an escaped tiger drill at a zoo somewhere in Asia. And one of my favorite things on the internet.
― free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:54 (thirteen years ago)
I like how they carry him out past the real tiger as a warning
― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:28 (thirteen years ago)
was wondering where that came from. and mine too.
― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:34 (thirteen years ago)
I almost hate to ruin the mystery by talking about the source http://www.chinasmack.com/2011/pictures/chengdu-zoo-escaped-tiger-training-drill.html
― free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:00 (thirteen years ago)
It's one of the better four-panel comic strips I've seen in some time.
― pplains, Friday, 30 March 2012 19:05 (thirteen years ago)
lol, though they chose the right series of 4 for the "comic strip", there are so many great pictures in that series! tiger hiding behind the police car (wrong car, tiger!), man poking tiger with stick, crouching tiger disappointed by theft of food-baby...
― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Friday, 30 March 2012 22:21 (thirteen years ago)
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1x03weLvj1qlzn67o1_500.jpg
idk if this is real but uh
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:25 (thirteen years ago)
That lil pup would be 13 now. Hope it all worked out in the end.
― pplains, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:28 (thirteen years ago)
Ross (defenestrate_me)
― wrapped sausage stylus (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:30 (thirteen years ago)
praying that's real
― the late great, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:31 (thirteen years ago)
Ick! :(
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:34 (thirteen years ago)
(Let us NOT gloss over the parent BARKED at a teacher)
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:35 (thirteen years ago)
i don't even want to know what furry 'beliefs and practices' are
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:37 (thirteen years ago)
oh i'm sure it's nothing you haven't done, you just probably didn't do it in a fursuit
― the late great, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:38 (thirteen years ago)
it's actually a lot like hasidic or amish practices except the sheet w/ the hole in it has fur on one side
― the late great, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:39 (thirteen years ago)
http://defenestrate-me.livejournal.com/
Purged Account
This journal has been deleted and purged. You can rename your account with this username.
― goole, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:47 (thirteen years ago)
No post in the community for that day but next post says:"In lieu of the recent posts, I have added 4 additional moderators of this community."
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:51 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gm2LjQayNxc
actual video for a kickstarter project
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:25 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm2LjQayNxc
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:26 (thirteen years ago)
maybe belongs in the lolz fan, i dunno. probably belongs in like 200 threads
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:27 (thirteen years ago)
*thread
― goole, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 19:18 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/120873716/your-world
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 19:22 (thirteen years ago)
"so that's the hookerbot. i hope you guys will love and enjoy it!"
― yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 20:02 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5Ohh8Tu8iY&feature=player_embedded
― fruitsbs (beachville), Friday, 20 April 2012 14:01 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/wuCZn.png
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 30 April 2012 00:06 (thirteen years ago)
missing the o_O there tbh
― Choc. Clusterman (contenderizer), Monday, 30 April 2012 20:57 (thirteen years ago)
hey mom here's some vaseline i love you
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 01:31 (thirteen years ago)
lol, okey
― Choc. Clusterman (contenderizer), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 08:55 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKxBoPgujNk
― zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:26 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q6Rkw3JJxg
― ♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:48 (thirteen years ago)
think i saw everything i needed to see in the video title and the fact that it showed up heretell me if he walked away from it and i'll give it a spin
― "in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:50 (thirteen years ago)
he probably walked away from it
― dayo, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:53 (thirteen years ago)
he may have suffered a bruise.
― pplains, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:54 (thirteen years ago)
now this guy didn't walk away from it.
http://i.imgur.com/i0C56.gif
― pplains, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:57 (thirteen years ago)
what the
― ♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:13 (thirteen years ago)
i heard he died
― bnw, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:55 (thirteen years ago)
ironic that it was the intertube that didn't get blown up.
― pplains, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:56 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxJi9qGX-ls
― dayo, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 22:13 (thirteen years ago)
all dance music waits for 1:00 for the drop.
RedMeansRecord 15 hours ago 8+
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 19:10 (thirteen years ago)
I miscategorized this earlier today
http://www.chinasmack.com/2012/stories/zoo-caretaker-licks-monkeys-butt-to-help-it-defecate.html
― dayo, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 19:11 (thirteen years ago)
ok he lived http://www.spinner.com/2012/05/01/creamfields-fall-australia/
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 19:12 (thirteen years ago)
okay, i watched it."Perhaps the oddest part of the story took place later. After being admitted to hospital and then discharged, Wrotniak returned to the festival looking to get in."
― "in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 19:22 (thirteen years ago)
zoo-caretaker-licks-monkeys-butt-to-help-it-defecate.html
well okay then
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 19:24 (thirteen years ago)
that guy at creamfields - what an idiot, tho was probably ecto'd out his nut tbf
― ༼◍ྀ ౪ ◍ི ༽ (cozen), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 19:48 (thirteen years ago)
http://img.chinasmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/china-wuhan-zoo-caretaker-licks-francois-leaf-monkey-butt-to-help-it-defecate-300x447.jpg
― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 22:00 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_secret_that_could/LOTS of crazy shit in here
― The world is your urinal. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 May 2012 19:43 (thirteen years ago)
cool reddit link, forks.
― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 3 May 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.reddit.com/user/Good-byeaccount
― The world is your urinal. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 May 2012 19:50 (thirteen years ago)
cool
― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 3 May 2012 19:53 (thirteen years ago)
― The world is your urinal. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 May 2012 19:56 (thirteen years ago)
i am anti-reddit as a rule but those are pretty fucked up
― goole, Thursday, 3 May 2012 19:56 (thirteen years ago)
especially when they're made up.
― pplains, Thursday, 3 May 2012 19:58 (thirteen years ago)
well that helps yeah
― goole, Thursday, 3 May 2012 19:58 (thirteen years ago)
as opposed to the plateau of truth what is ilx
― The world is your urinal. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 May 2012 19:59 (thirteen years ago)
basically.
― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:01 (thirteen years ago)
i don't believe your name really is trident for a second
― The world is your urinal. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:01 (thirteen years ago)
there never was a hot chick waiting
― goole, Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:02 (thirteen years ago)
no one on this forum has actually watched an episode of girls
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:04 (thirteen years ago)
no one loves music
dirty truth bomb
― The world is your urinal. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:14 (thirteen years ago)
― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:20 (thirteen years ago)
. . .
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:23 (thirteen years ago)
I had to explain to a friend that the "love" in ilx is sarcastic
― mh, Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:31 (thirteen years ago)
18 year old bro douche bag with a fauxhawk who seemed to only wear mussel shirts
― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:33 (thirteen years ago)
This looser needs to ask me to date my daughter so I can formally reject him for her
― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:34 (thirteen years ago)
On Saturday night, my wife and daughter would usually go shopping, I took this opportunity to go into her room, and read her diary. I found out the worst news possible: douche bag mcbrochin was actually the guy who raped my daughter.
After about 10 minutes, the rage filled back up in my heart.
― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:36 (thirteen years ago)
zazzle comes through
http://rlv.zcache.com/mussel_shirt-p235543952876626998z85iq_400.jpg
― goole, Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:36 (thirteen years ago)
i like it when trident enjoys hisself
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:37 (thirteen years ago)
love off, forks.
― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:40 (thirteen years ago)
love up your own fork
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:53 (thirteen years ago)
you're talking to the man with three tines
― fka snush (remy bean), Thursday, 3 May 2012 21:01 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_secret_that_could/c4iod2p
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:07 (thirteen years ago)
hey guys http://www.postsecret.com/
― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:35 (thirteen years ago)
this site is great too but it's no longer searchable :(
http://www.grouphug.us/
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:38 (thirteen years ago)
those aren't... phone numbers?
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 02:08 (thirteen years ago)
lol iOS, right?
― mh, Friday, 4 May 2012 02:13 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/dyv28.jpg
― dayo, Friday, 4 May 2012 18:23 (thirteen years ago)
http://shanghaiist.com/2012/05/10/penis-amputated-circumcision.php
― dayo, Friday, 11 May 2012 11:54 (thirteen years ago)
for a compensation of 150,000 yuan (23,833 USD).
― i will show you fear in a handful of nuts (how's life), Friday, 11 May 2012 12:08 (thirteen years ago)
rarely has a two post/username combo been so apt.
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 May 2012 12:09 (thirteen years ago)
150,000 is a not insigifnicant sum of money in china xp
― dayo, Friday, 11 May 2012 12:10 (thirteen years ago)
fair enough. 23,833 is about the price of my car, and I value my cock about 1,000 times more than my car.
― i will show you fear in a handful of nuts (how's life), Friday, 11 May 2012 12:12 (thirteen years ago)
sure, but it's a feature of the american legal system that you could probably sue for a few million if that happened to you in america. but not in china. be grateful!
― dayo, Friday, 11 May 2012 12:15 (thirteen years ago)
Fair enough. Also weird that the 21-year-old man was below the legal marriagable age, but really I don't think that's a bad thing.
― i will show you fear in a handful of nuts (how's life), Friday, 11 May 2012 12:20 (thirteen years ago)
http://shanghaiist.com/attachments/shang_kenneth/eaten-banana.jpg
― biggie smallclothes (brownie), Friday, 11 May 2012 12:45 (thirteen years ago)
http://wonkette.com/472386/p-e-n-i-s-goes-into-the-anus-to-rupture-intestines-says-nebraska-lady-nobody-sure-why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMANMIe0ZZI
― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, 11 May 2012 18:25 (thirteen years ago)
that's top ten most unpleasant URLs all time
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 May 2012 18:29 (thirteen years ago)
dude cracking up behind her otm
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 May 2012 18:31 (thirteen years ago)
okay, that's fairly amazing.
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 May 2012 18:36 (thirteen years ago)
(some talk about that vid on the gay marriage to alfred thread)
― goole, Friday, 11 May 2012 18:41 (thirteen years ago)
crazy lady, livin in a BAG
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Friday, 11 May 2012 18:44 (thirteen years ago)
goole: link?
― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, 11 May 2012 18:47 (thirteen years ago)
Gay Marriage to Alfred: Your Thoughts
― goole, Friday, 11 May 2012 18:48 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/zrESM.jpg
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 13 May 2012 07:53 (thirteen years ago)
lord love a duck
― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 14 May 2012 15:52 (twelve years ago)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2146742/Doctors-accidentally-tear-babys-head-mother-struggles-birth-Brazilian-hospital.html
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Saturday, 19 May 2012 23:03 (twelve years ago)
holy fuck :(
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Sunday, 20 May 2012 03:05 (twelve years ago)
http://news.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474981344043
― ♆ (gr8080), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:24 (twelve years ago)
Renee Nal May 20, 2012, 3:18am EDTThanks Heather. Yes, I think it is time we evolve past this practice.
― bailiwick bill (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:27 (twelve years ago)
Nation Refuses To Read Headline Beyond Words '4-Year-Old Girl Forced To'
― pplains, Monday, 21 May 2012 17:28 (twelve years ago)
^^ me on this thread.
http://www.sirpepsi.com/pepsi10.htm
― crüt, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 23:36 (twelve years ago)
Below is the article that appeared in the Chicago Reader, it was published May 31, 2002. The following weekend my wife and I were in Chicago at The Briar Street theater to see Blue Man Group and they had already picked up a copy of the paper. It was "Autographed" by all three performers of "BLUE MAN GROUP"
― ♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:22 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=671tCjePT3w
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 17:46 (twelve years ago)
marcos are you crazy?!?
― the late great, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 18:16 (twelve years ago)
2,500 facebook likes?!
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 21:27 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJG1MNIh0Lw
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Friday, 25 May 2012 22:08 (twelve years ago)
Miami Police Shoot, Kill Man Eating Another Man’s Face
Surprised to hear bad LSD is being blamed.
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Monday, 28 May 2012 06:58 (twelve years ago)
truly X_x
― the late great, Monday, 28 May 2012 09:06 (twelve years ago)
Fucking fuck
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Monday, 28 May 2012 14:01 (twelve years ago)
Is that some sort of Florida "Stand Down, Then Eat Their Face" law that's also new?
― pplains, Monday, 28 May 2012 17:27 (twelve years ago)
Just caught my kid watching this fucked up mess. THANKS BOB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf_mYUTssro
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Monday, 28 May 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago)
Surprised to hear bad LSD is being blamed.― Pita Malört (Je55e), Monday, May 28, 2012 6:58 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
holy actual moly
― ༼◍ྀ ౪ ◍ི ༽ (cozen), Monday, 28 May 2012 19:13 (twelve years ago)
I think, at the very least, the poor judgment displayed by in first making and then posting that video on the internet for public consumption should earn Bob some regular visits from child protective services.
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 28 May 2012 19:15 (twelve years ago)
So the man whose face was eaten was apparently a random homeless man who'd been asleep before the attack. SO HORRIBLE.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 00:10 (twelve years ago)
did he wake up
― fapper don (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 00:24 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd-A-iiPoLg
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 00:33 (twelve years ago)
for "eyes wide open" natch
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 00:34 (twelve years ago)
the CBS miami reports are weird in that regard. "bath salts" (MDPV) are apparently being blamed. bath salts /= LSD, though the article and its sources treat the terms as interchangeable.
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 02:26 (twelve years ago)
Having watched videos of people tweaked out of their minds on bath salts, I'm not the slightest bit surprised to discover that they played a role in this batshittery. I wish I were equally unsurprised about the shitty and inaccurate reportage.
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 02:39 (twelve years ago)
bath salts are quite the GIS iirc
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 03:24 (twelve years ago)
haha well maybe "bath salts dead"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAmr60UJvIU
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 03:36 (twelve years ago)
Sleep??
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 07:23 (twelve years ago)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/japanese-chef-serves-own-genitals-for-dinner
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 15:11 (twelve years ago)
okay those three warnings saved my life, basically
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 15:19 (twelve years ago)
Re: zombie face eating guy, "It's one of the most gruesome things I've ever seen in my life in person," witness Larry Vega told WSVN.
"One of"?!? What nightmare world does Larry Vega inhabit??? "Yeah, it was...top five maybe? At least top ten."
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 15:31 (twelve years ago)
maybe he was at that japanese restaurant.
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 16:20 (twelve years ago)
gonna say i scrolled past the warnings on that URL to the top of the picture of a blood soaked sous vide bag and then thought better of it. Feeling good about that self control.
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 16:22 (twelve years ago)
I looked at the whole thing, including the carving table, while eating a chicken gyro.
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:55 (twelve years ago)
Now there are pics of Mr.Faceless circulating. I thought Gawker would have the sense to hide them behind a separate link, but nope. Cannot be unseen...
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:57 (twelve years ago)
ugh
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:58 (twelve years ago)
I'm seriously pissed at Gawker now. I wanted to read the story but I had no desire to ever ever see that.
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:04 (twelve years ago)
fucking gawker
― max, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:05 (twelve years ago)
uh i'm looking at the gawker front page right now and it clearly says grody ass images after the jump. do not jump!
― goole, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:06 (twelve years ago)
did they push them out via rss or something?
max, I stopped short of blaming you because I didn't know how much control you had over that particular decision. But, seriously, dude.
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:08 (twelve years ago)
I clicked the link from the mobile blog version of the site. Shit's blurred on the picture next to the link.
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:09 (twelve years ago)
Whatever. Anyway, just basically saying I wish I hadn't seen it.
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:10 (twelve years ago)
looks like there were still (trimmed) hairs on that sac. don't have much faith in this chef, tbh.
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:33 (twelve years ago)
Demand a refund
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago)
so this is the stuff I'll need to avoid for the future huh
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:08 (twelve years ago)
The balls really weren't that bad.
Where are the face pics. I wanna see.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:09 (twelve years ago)
*cuts and pastes above post to fourteen different meta threads*
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:10 (twelve years ago)
Gawker, E!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:11 (twelve years ago)
x-post You should see the look I'm giving you right now.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:12 (twelve years ago)
i have no face and I must look
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:12 (twelve years ago)
btw, the one piece of irl ILX decor hanging in my house is dan lacey's oil painting of chase no facei will refrain from a link
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:14 (twelve years ago)
Holy crap. Those pictures are the best anti drug message I've ever seen.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:16 (twelve years ago)
holy shit
― ༼◍ྀ ౪ ◍ི ༽ (cozen), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:36 (twelve years ago)
yeah, hideous, not happy i looked
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 21:37 (twelve years ago)
weird how early reports had them both naked, when it looks as if only the attacker was
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 21:38 (twelve years ago)
weirdest thing about internet 2.0 is how rotten.com is for everyone now
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:25 (twelve years ago)
I guess they figure out that stuff gets hits, huh, everybody make a grab for the ad traffic
those penis pics were so tame
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:33 (twelve years ago)
no face man kind of looks like that scary puppet thing used in those art photos from some exhibit a while ago you guys know the one right
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:39 (twelve years ago)
chase no face
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:51 (twelve years ago)
I mean I just where does it even stop:
New Jersey Man Stabs Himself -- Right Before Throwing Pieces Of His Intestines At Cops
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:56 (twelve years ago)
felt bad but I thought of CANT PEE ON U
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:56 (twelve years ago)
guy serving his penis: nbd, tbh, i have sectioned junk before, welcome to the modern medical apparatus
guy eating another guy's face on drugs: i will never click on a link of that, thank you very much
performance artists eating they stuff is just weirdos being weirdosaddicts eating faces is just...c'mon man
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 01:13 (twelve years ago)
gbx do you have an achilles heel? (my favorite trauma nurse is all about . . . trauma, but struggles with eyeball stuff)
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 01:15 (twelve years ago)
noodles cooked past al dente... shudder
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 01:39 (twelve years ago)
teeth
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:04 (twelve years ago)
tho tbh most icky stuff is way more nauseating in abstract, an actual icky situation isn't any worse than what most ppl have to do on the regular---a public bathroom is way more intense than a loop of sterile bowel imo
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:06 (twelve years ago)
bias: at my high school job i got tasked with being point person on The Case Of The Customer Who Shat all over the fucking floor and walls in a way that looked very tragically not-on-purpose, and had another job, later, involving sewing dead butts closed, so my grossometer is a little skewed
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:09 (twelve years ago)
i love tmi = http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lts0cu3qMA1r22325o2_500.gif
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:10 (twelve years ago)
still not reading anything about face eating, though, i need to sleep tonight
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:12 (twelve years ago)
had another job, later, involving sewing dead butts closed
you can't just say that without doin some splainin, son
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:50 (twelve years ago)
i guess everybody but e's worked at mcdonalds
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:55 (twelve years ago)
p sure this has been documented on this board
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 03:04 (twelve years ago)
I sew dead butts and I cannot lie
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 03:06 (twelve years ago)
a public bathroom is way more intense than a loop of sterile bowel imo
working in a bookstore, there were colleagues who attributed repeated fecal matter on the walls of the public restroom to some sort of reasonable 'condition'
that condition is that ppl are disgusting savages. who may or may not be artistic (actually exclusively not)
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 04:08 (twelve years ago)
irl giggle at snapz
― ┗|∵|┓ (sic), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 04:28 (twelve years ago)
If im not careful I'll start singing it aloud at work with those words and I'll have some 'splainin to do.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 04:40 (twelve years ago)
it is unbelievable that gawker published those pics.
― the late great, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 08:27 (twelve years ago)
later, involving sewing dead butts closed, I read this the same day I read an article about butt plugs for the dead? Oh boy
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 12:50 (twelve years ago)
... what do the dead need butt plugs for?
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:26 (twelve years ago)
I think it's so stuff doesn't leak out?
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:28 (twelve years ago)
MORNING EVERYONE
Seems like you'd reach a point where stuffing a butt plug up a dead body's rectum /= some possible fluids leaking out.
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:30 (twelve years ago)
I guess I won't be having chocolate chip oatmeal this morning after all
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:32 (twelve years ago)
"All right! 62-year-old white male here, five-seven, 260 pounds, let's roll him over…"
"You know? Maybe, I don't know. Is it something we really need to worry about?"
"DO YOU NOT HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR THE DEAD? Now hand me that butt plug…"
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:32 (twelve years ago)
asses to asses, butts to butts
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:36 (twelve years ago)
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, May 30, 2012 8:26 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, May 30, 2012 8:28 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
isn't this why the living need butt plugs?
― goole, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:38 (twelve years ago)
unless i'm misunderstanding something here
― goole, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:39 (twelve years ago)
guys, i think it's like a large plastic screw, it goes up there to prevent the escape of gas and fluid, its p standard i think
don't look at me like that, i watched six feet under
― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:51 (twelve years ago)
Yeah, that's sort of what I was picturing. I guess it's obv not for once you're in the ground but during the preceding days for wakes and stuff when you really want all that stuff to stay inside the body.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:55 (twelve years ago)
God I hope Pat Robertson's funeral is open-casket.
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:56 (twelve years ago)
is it too late to write a "pantsless-with-feet-in-stirrups" clause into my will
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:58 (twelve years ago)
"Man, it's a shame about the president. Should've never gone to Dallas…"
"Yeah, this is something else. Now hand me that butt plug."
"Wait. What if we get the family to do a closed-casket? Throw a flag over it and everything?"
"But what about the smell?"
"Hang on --- Arlington Stables? You got any riderless horses?"
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 14:01 (twelve years ago)
I'm going to stop now, but suffice to say, I've got about ten more hypothetical dialogues between morticians about butt plugs.
I can't help it, it's almost like they're … … leaking out of my … … brain.
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 14:03 (twelve years ago)
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, May 30, 2012 8:28 AM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this is why i sutured, btw
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 14:05 (twelve years ago)
No joke, this was the phrase that my brother-in-law was trying to build a Detroit style booty track around for a while.
― joygoat, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 14:33 (twelve years ago)
http://hiphopwired.com/2012/06/01/brian-mcknight-returns-with-youporn-anthem-listen/
― Snowqueen's Icedragon (crüt), Friday, 1 June 2012 20:12 (twelve years ago)
i think you call that a "missed opportunity"
― goole, Friday, 1 June 2012 20:44 (twelve years ago)
i was at a friend's birthday party at a bar that serves food last nite. this girl i know asked the bartender "hey would you mind checking on that pizza i ordered a while back? i'm getting so hungry i'm gonna eat your face off!!"
i put my hand on her shoulder and explained to her how we don't say that anymore. she had a horrified look on her face for the next 10 minutes.
an hour later the same girl and i are standing with a guy who goes "hey so have you all heard about the zombie apocalypse going down in florida?????????? lololol ha ha ha ha ha"
u_u
― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, 1 June 2012 20:56 (twelve years ago)
Sorry g, but me and my kids are going to continue taking turns eating our faces off.
And they're going to keep that little dog Checkers too.
― pplains, Friday, 1 June 2012 21:03 (twelve years ago)
you wanna see some fuckin' anali can get you close enough to smellgonna drive you insano
so i listened to that
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Friday, 1 June 2012 22:06 (twelve years ago)
I recommend at least listening to the ending.
― Snowqueen's Icedragon (crüt), Friday, 1 June 2012 23:40 (twelve years ago)
does end well, have to admit
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Saturday, 2 June 2012 06:35 (twelve years ago)
kind of stuck in my head now (DOT COM)
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Saturday, 2 June 2012 06:36 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mIH0NctQq4
5 people on a motorcycle get hit by a car (noone dies or is seriously hurt)
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Saturday, 2 June 2012 11:59 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0Kfz1RkreE
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Saturday, 2 June 2012 12:00 (twelve years ago)
http://shanghaiist.com/2012/06/02/luka-rocco-magnotta-lin-jun.php
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Saturday, 2 June 2012 12:40 (twelve years ago)
"what y'all know bout them creampies"?
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 June 2012 18:09 (twelve years ago)
aaaaand now i looked at dayo's links. fuck.
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 June 2012 18:13 (twelve years ago)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2154283/Cats-away-Artist-turns-dead-pet-flying-helicopter-killed-car.html?ITO=1490
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Monday, 4 June 2012 10:14 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/wsdub.png
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Monday, 4 June 2012 10:16 (twelve years ago)
ha came to post just that
― sonderangerbot, Monday, 4 June 2012 11:48 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT69H5ZEoto&feature=related
― how's life, Monday, 4 June 2012 12:18 (twelve years ago)
catcopter is the funniest fucking thing (until it fly @ u face)
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Monday, 4 June 2012 14:38 (twelve years ago)
that's really fucked up
― goole, Monday, 4 June 2012 14:50 (twelve years ago)
WOW THAT IS SO CREEPY
― J0rdan S., Monday, 4 June 2012 15:03 (twelve years ago)
the terrified expression on the cat's face
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Monday, 4 June 2012 15:04 (twelve years ago)
That cat thing is horrifying.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 4 June 2012 15:06 (twelve years ago)
well. that's dignified.
― pplains, Monday, 4 June 2012 15:42 (twelve years ago)
feel bad for cat copter. dunno why. the cat's no longer around to mind.
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Monday, 4 June 2012 17:24 (twelve years ago)
My mom always threatened to stuff our fat calico, Richard, and keep him around as a doorstop since that's what he basically was for 8 years.
He must have heard word because he ran off.
― pplains, Monday, 4 June 2012 17:26 (twelve years ago)
http://files.sharenator.com/E78E832C_FB47_42D4_9156_2E0ECCA7734_Garry_Kasparov_incident-s580x386-1893-580.jpg
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Monday, 4 June 2012 21:58 (twelve years ago)
flying penis attacks Gary Kasparov
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Monday, 4 June 2012 21:59 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/KVKuH.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 13:50 (twelve years ago)
― WHEY AHR MAH DREGUNS? (DJP), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 13:56 (twelve years ago)
catcopter otm
― catbus otm (gbx), Friday, 8 June 2012 14:40 (twelve years ago)
OTM. And depressing.
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 8 June 2012 16:18 (twelve years ago)
if dude's sole purpose was to do something cool with his dead cat and hang out in his back yard with his friends and play with it, it wouldn't be so bad.
the way it feels like dude set out to be internet famous and succeeded is what makes me feel gross to me
― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, 8 June 2012 18:17 (twelve years ago)
how dare he fly his dead cat to internet fame
― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 8 June 2012 18:18 (twelve years ago)
sentences you only hear on ilx
― “Argh!” I cry. But I really don’t care. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 June 2012 18:19 (twelve years ago)
kind of o_O mostly lol lil mini documentary
http://vimeo.com/43312066
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 8 June 2012 19:33 (twelve years ago)
didn't know where to put it but wtv it was a nice lil watch
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 8 June 2012 19:36 (twelve years ago)
o nsfw btw
i was with this guy until 4:05
O_o
― goole, Friday, 8 June 2012 21:04 (twelve years ago)
7:00
― goole, Friday, 8 June 2012 21:08 (twelve years ago)
― goole
wait what weird happens at 7 minutes?
― zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Friday, 8 June 2012 22:16 (twelve years ago)
he says some pretty crass shit about afghani women around 7 mins in.
― Clay, Friday, 8 June 2012 22:38 (twelve years ago)
oh right, i was innured by that juncture i guess!
― zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Friday, 8 June 2012 22:41 (twelve years ago)
inured even
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/678901645/support-the-world-of-toaga?ref=users
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 11 June 2012 23:04 (twelve years ago)
http://cdn.scoobysworkshop.com/wp-content/themes/dynamik/css/images/logo.png
― how's life, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 00:57 (twelve years ago)
toaga is an interesting find.
― “Argh!” I cry. But I really don’t care. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 02:33 (twelve years ago)
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2012/06/15/cooked-squid-inseminates-womans-mouth/
― ༼◍ྀ ౪ ◍ི ༽ (cozen), Saturday, 16 June 2012 07:26 (twelve years ago)
OH DEAR GOD
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Saturday, 16 June 2012 07:37 (twelve years ago)
Why can't that have happened to some wildly-homophobic man instead?
― Lee626, Saturday, 16 June 2012 07:55 (twelve years ago)
http://www.chinasmack.com/2012/pictures/furry-child-chinese-girls-body-covered-by-black-spots-fur.html
― un® (dayo), Saturday, 16 June 2012 12:02 (twelve years ago)
seems like a sweet kid
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 June 2012 16:34 (twelve years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gal%C3%A1pagos_%28novel%29
Kilgore Trout—deceased—makes four appearances in the novel, urging his son to enter the "blue tunnel" that leads to the Afterlife. When Leon refuses the fourth time, Kilgore pledges that he, and the blue tunnel, will not return for one million years, which leaves Leon to observe the slow process of evolution that transforms the humans into aquatic mammals. (The process begins when a Japanese woman on the island, the granddaughter of a Hiroshima survivor, gives birth to a fur-covered daughter.)
― ♆ (gr8080), Saturday, 16 June 2012 22:21 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52JWnleaojE
― omar little, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 21:04 (twelve years ago)
that fucken guy
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 02:25 (twelve years ago)
Shepard4f49 Hours Ago
it's really strange that elmo would do this.
― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 28 June 2012 02:35 (twelve years ago)
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/461546383/inspirational-tom-hanks-statue?ref=home_location
7 BACKERSEach person who pledges $25 or more will receive a personalized positive energetic mental communication from the project's creators. This unique message will be communicated with a focus on the name of the individual donor. The message will transmit feelings of joy, happiness, and - exclusive to this pledge group - pleasure. Donors in this category will also receive the secret decoder link and password to our exclusive "Thank You!" video.
― just1n3, Friday, 29 June 2012 04:06 (twelve years ago)
this looks totally legit
― contenderizer, Friday, 29 June 2012 04:57 (twelve years ago)
40 BACKERSand a new DN
― exclusive to this pledge group - pleasure (weatheringdaleson), Friday, 29 June 2012 05:17 (twelve years ago)
Someone's pledged $1000! WTF
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Friday, 29 June 2012 05:39 (twelve years ago)
inside a camel's mouth.i have linked so you will not be scarred for life every time you open the thread. you're welcome.
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 June 2012 16:44 (twelve years ago)
forksandmaxsmom
― goole, Friday, 29 June 2012 18:29 (twelve years ago)
wow!
― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, 29 June 2012 18:33 (twelve years ago)
i am going to just link to this as well because it is legit disgusting
http://youtu.be/FZXlGIF-MfU
title is "scott deadlift 240 x 4 with power vomit"
― goole, Friday, 29 June 2012 18:35 (twelve years ago)
weightlifting is really weird
― the late great, Friday, 29 June 2012 19:17 (twelve years ago)
looks like that camel could give a killer beej
― Faith in Humanity: Restored (dayo), Friday, 29 June 2012 19:41 (twelve years ago)
weightlifting forums are O_o
― that's why Love made the weirdos (brownie), Friday, 29 June 2012 21:57 (twelve years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6cmx2RXMS1qhteqro1_1280.jpghttp://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6cmx2RXMS1qhteqro2_1280.jpg
― Faith in Humanity: Restored (dayo), Saturday, 30 June 2012 00:11 (twelve years ago)
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Saturday, 30 June 2012 01:16 (twelve years ago)
ps i hate you
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Saturday, 30 June 2012 01:17 (twelve years ago)
cute!
i also like the shrunkend head at far left of second pic
― the late great, Saturday, 30 June 2012 01:22 (twelve years ago)
cute?! you're sick, man.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Saturday, 30 June 2012 01:23 (twelve years ago)
i'm not saying i want it in my bed ok
― the late great, Saturday, 30 June 2012 01:24 (twelve years ago)
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Saturday, 30 June 2012 01:25 (twelve years ago)
wouldn't kick that out of my bed for being shrunken
― that's why Love made the weirdos (brownie), Saturday, 30 June 2012 01:26 (twelve years ago)
that's what she etc etc
― beater drummer (electricsound), Saturday, 30 June 2012 01:35 (twelve years ago)
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, June 29, 2012 9:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
dont eat the chili if you cant handle the heat
― Faith in Humanity: Restored (dayo), Saturday, 30 June 2012 12:00 (twelve years ago)
; )
\/ necessary unfinest
― killer camel beej (cozen), Saturday, 30 June 2012 12:31 (twelve years ago)
thx dayo for my new personal motto
― the late great, Saturday, 30 June 2012 20:08 (twelve years ago)
yeah, there's all kinds of reasons to let that one go
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 30 June 2012 20:37 (twelve years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/becarewtf.jpg
― omar little, Monday, 2 July 2012 17:44 (twelve years ago)
which one is you?
― the late great, Monday, 2 July 2012 19:50 (twelve years ago)
http://you-are-who-you-want-to-be.tumblr.com/post/26318426522/as-a-trans-ethnic-african-american
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 03:08 (twelve years ago)
I am beside myself with laughter, what the hell
― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 03:26 (twelve years ago)
http://therian-wolf.tumblr.com/post/20889039063/so-im-going-to-do-some-of-these-as-a-way-to-introduce
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 05:52 (twelve years ago)
https://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/avatar_c6e224c60b59_128.png
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 05:54 (twelve years ago)
^real american dog hero there
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 05:55 (twelve years ago)
sorry, i mean transcat canine
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 05:56 (twelve years ago)
i have to admit i was very thoughtful towards that guy's post for like 10 seconds, but then the lolwut set in
― een, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 08:26 (twelve years ago)
"transfat"
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 18:56 (twelve years ago)
http://www.showbizpizza.com/info/articles/cec/cec_12duncanpost.pdf
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 20:52 (twelve years ago)
So you shall make likenesses of your tumors and likenesses of your mice that ravage the land, and you shall give glory to the God of Israel; perhaps He will ease His hand from you, your gods, and your land.
1 Samuel 6:5
― chupacabra seeds (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 21:24 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/brJtW.jpg
― am0n, Friday, 6 July 2012 03:17 (twelve years ago)
i think that calls for a ballot poll
― J0rdan S., Friday, 6 July 2012 03:18 (twelve years ago)
long pussy
― booger pickup (electricsound), Friday, 6 July 2012 03:19 (twelve years ago)
(so) long
― the late great, Friday, 6 July 2012 03:24 (twelve years ago)
ASS HOLE
― J0rdan S., Friday, 6 July 2012 03:25 (twelve years ago)
the other side should have motivational sayings like GET PAID and STOP SNITCHIN'
― the late great, Friday, 6 July 2012 03:26 (twelve years ago)
EAT JIZEAT JIZZ
― J0rdan S., Friday, 6 July 2012 03:27 (twelve years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gin%20rooter
― am0n, Friday, 6 July 2012 03:28 (twelve years ago)
<3 u long time
― the late great, Friday, 6 July 2012 03:31 (twelve years ago)
SHORT DICKSHORT DICKSHORT DICKLONG PUSSY
― contenderizer, Friday, 6 July 2012 03:41 (twelve years ago)
that's a good chorus imo
― J0rdan S., Friday, 6 July 2012 03:42 (twelve years ago)
the union of hare and elephant, lowest union iirc
― the late great, Friday, 6 July 2012 04:18 (twelve years ago)
the extra hares make up for it
― contenderizer, Friday, 6 July 2012 05:05 (twelve years ago)
new punk anthem
FUCK OFFFUCK OFFFUCK THE POLICEFUCK THE POLICEFUCK THEM ALLFUCK THEM ALLSMALL DICKSMALL DICK
― am0n, Friday, 6 July 2012 14:43 (twelve years ago)
i was gonna hafta ask about "gin rooter"
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 July 2012 15:06 (twelve years ago)
ugh well that just sucked the funny out of the room
― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Friday, 6 July 2012 15:07 (twelve years ago)
CUNT OFF
?
― goole, Friday, 6 July 2012 15:07 (twelve years ago)
puts me in my of one of the all time great threads:
Words you can't have printed on the back of an NFL jersey
― goole, Friday, 6 July 2012 15:08 (twelve years ago)
A cunt off should be some sort of competitive vag comparison.
― joygoat, Friday, 6 July 2012 17:02 (twelve years ago)
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/202687-1/Weightlifter-projectile-vomiting.gif
― some dude nights (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 6 July 2012 21:54 (twelve years ago)
lol @ dude in cargo pants in background
― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, 6 July 2012 22:27 (twelve years ago)
cargo shorts
― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, 6 July 2012 22:35 (twelve years ago)
http://m.deadspin.com/5925018/heres-patriots-owner-bob-kraft-helping-his-girlfriend-with-some-kind-of-weird-audition
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 18:41 (twelve years ago)
Well, it's almost been a year since Myra died.
― pplains, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 19:00 (twelve years ago)
LOL at cargo shorts guy. Flight instinct kickin' in, ready to hoof it away from the tsumani of ladylifter vom.
― andrew m., Thursday, 12 July 2012 02:02 (twelve years ago)
best jordan's furniture ad b-roll ever
― scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, 12 July 2012 13:10 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/NQHnr.jpg
― am0n, the road to nowhere (cozen), Friday, 13 July 2012 19:25 (twelve years ago)
man, i would SO not fuck with that guy
― This clam, stranded on someone’s floor, is trying to dig itself (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 July 2012 19:25 (twelve years ago)
I would, because if he hits you it's going to fuck up his hands
― hot sauce delivery device (mh), Friday, 13 July 2012 19:27 (twelve years ago)
at first i was like "wow that dude really loves bowling!"
― the late great, Friday, 13 July 2012 19:31 (twelve years ago)
― du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Friday, 13 July 2012 19:46 (twelve years ago)
i just mean he's got so much else going wrong with his life already
― This clam, stranded on someone’s floor, is trying to dig itself (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 July 2012 20:01 (twelve years ago)
ready_for_comic_con.jpg
― the late great, Friday, 13 July 2012 20:14 (twelve years ago)
http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/545165
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 16 July 2012 20:17 (twelve years ago)
http://www.misterpoll.com/users/jman99_128
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 16 July 2012 20:19 (twelve years ago)
59 more polls ...
― the new dire homonomoreboobsativity (Eric H.), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 02:59 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1yN0ldPWYE
― goole, Thursday, 19 July 2012 22:26 (twelve years ago)
hahahahahaha
― the late great, Thursday, 19 July 2012 23:03 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqGwbwhcWkM
― dayo, Thursday, 19 July 2012 23:42 (twelve years ago)
"this is new movie?"
― This clam, stranded on someone’s floor, is trying to dig itself (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 July 2012 22:59 (twelve years ago)
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7jwczrnft1qk5yn3o1_500.jpg
― mookieproof, Monday, 23 July 2012 01:25 (twelve years ago)
:)
― goole, Monday, 23 July 2012 15:38 (twelve years ago)
http://www.etsy.com/listing/55372286/porcelain-tea-coffee-pot-with-mouth
― I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 17:52 (twelve years ago)
http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/gun-disassembly-2/id436292998?mt=8
― I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 19:15 (twelve years ago)
lol @ "including visible teeth!" as a plus
― check the name, no caps, boom, i'm (Laurel), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 19:19 (twelve years ago)
http://img.poptower.com/pic-91865/tom-berenger.jpg?d=1024
http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Tom+Berenger+Premiere+Warner+Bros+Inception+NYLr94lVP_Nl.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 27 July 2012 14:39 (twelve years ago)
man that is no good at all, rip sexy berenger
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Friday, 27 July 2012 14:40 (twelve years ago)
i know its mean but it still made me go ((**))((**))!!!
― scott seward, Friday, 27 July 2012 14:41 (twelve years ago)
http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Tom+Berenger+Screening+History+Channel+Hatfields+ZE-0dBQwq6bx.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 27 July 2012 14:43 (twelve years ago)
powers still got it
― goole, Friday, 27 July 2012 15:05 (twelve years ago)
totally. tom just has the ryan o'neil thing going on. looks like a scary beverly hills dad who plays golf all day and drinks martinis all night and who eats little people for breakfast.
― scott seward, Friday, 27 July 2012 15:13 (twelve years ago)
http://www.bbwdateclub.com/pro8zt9zX.htm
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 22:29 (twelve years ago)
"i am looking for women to date if i can,t find a blond women there time writer a tittles the women well not read trad my tittle to me."
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 23:36 (twelve years ago)
Drinking : I don't drink
LIES
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 01:05 (twelve years ago)
http://yourmasque.com/about
― I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 August 2012 14:04 (twelve years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7a0w69iZh1rxt7jlo1_500.jpg
― smells like ok (soda) (dayo), Saturday, 4 August 2012 14:56 (twelve years ago)
http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/kurt-stallaert-bodybuilders-worldhttp://api.ning.com/files/04UGNaRQ3yUxMyky5-zHlFDCo7oUUvlyaTzUFG*yXaP2HFhe9HZLx9qNgW2whK-WuW*tVK0B*c*yN9UTCbCKO8Q40xcMTt3h/kurtstallaertbodybuildersworld4.jpeg"digitally altered", but still
― I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 August 2012 17:01 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yag7SH24qU
― the late great, Sunday, 5 August 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago)
http://gifsoup.com/view7/2898928/winnie-the-pooh-eating-hunny-o.gif
― the late great, Sunday, 5 August 2012 18:04 (twelve years ago)
now i have that song stuck in my head
― if all you have is jan hammer, everything looks like jimmy nail (electricsound), Sunday, 5 August 2012 23:29 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl8TsBRy3QQ
― kanye shiwen (dayo), Thursday, 9 August 2012 12:22 (twelve years ago)
I promise to never search for videos featuring twins.
― Eric H., Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:17 (twelve years ago)
Here come the TWINSWatch out for the stupid things they do
How about a bottle of water? Or a soft drink? or a Bucket of Water? He THOUGHT he was helping me WASH the motorhome. HEY!! That's not helping me. Sitting in a chair reading when along comes the TWIN.What the heck, you are splashing me. That will be enough of that. GOTCHA. I hope that was not your favorite shirt. IN the pool you go. OOPS Lost my footing, In the pool I go too. Now you see what you made me do? HERE I AM, MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS WHEN ALONG COMES THE TWIN WITH THE HOSE AND LATER I FOUND HIM SITTING ALONE. "PAYBACKS" ARE HELL it is now time to take a shower. Are you sure this is big enough for both of us in here? Suck your gut in and it will be. Hey that water is COLD. SHUT UP! This was your idea. That is all for this show.
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:24 (twelve years ago)
Something very
http://i.imgur.com/9IgLw.jpg
about all of that.
― pplains, Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:26 (twelve years ago)
so many unanswered questions.
― I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:32 (twelve years ago)
goin in the kitchen for a fresh ballcap
― andrew m., Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:18 (twelve years ago)
fuck washing a hat
― I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:21 (twelve years ago)
That mirror is off.
I mean, if you're going to put something like this together...
― pplains, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:29 (twelve years ago)
the spider thing good god the spider thing
― skrill xx (cozen), Thursday, 9 August 2012 17:41 (twelve years ago)
no. just NOhttp://gawker.com/5933292/terrifying-urban-legend-comes-to-life-as-spider-found-livin…
― skrill xx (cozen), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:37 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/a31iw.jpg
― kanye shiwen (dayo), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:38 (twelve years ago)
suppose 'ear' is a more charitable interpretation than the alternative 'eight-eyed spider in my... vagina?!' one
― kanye shiwen (dayo), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:39 (twelve years ago)
remove bookmark from thread omg I hate you all
― your native bacon (mh), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:42 (twelve years ago)
It doesn't help that that is the grossest looking spider ever.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:44 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/rW3jq.jpg
― kanye shiwen (dayo), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:44 (twelve years ago)
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/05/06/national/main2765207.shtml
― kanye shiwen (dayo), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:47 (twelve years ago)
They were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrums
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:49 (twelve years ago)
UGH I AM SO ITCHY
I mean I guess it's good that it didn't lay eggs or burrow in there. If you're going to get a spider in your ear I feel like this is the best possible outcome.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:50 (twelve years ago)
When he irrigated the ear, the first spider came out, dead. The other spider took a second dousing before it emerged, still alive. Both were about the size of a pencil eraser.
Jesse was given the spiders — now both dead — as a souvenir. He has taken them to school and his mother has taken them to work.
jesse: cool as helljesse's mom: the fuck is wrong with you
― goole, Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:50 (twelve years ago)
How I feel about this thread now:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyhljfcGcm1rnxylgo1_500.gif
― pplains, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:01 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNoadn11c6A
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 12 August 2012 16:14 (twelve years ago)
too long, didn't fap
― the late great, Sunday, 12 August 2012 17:05 (twelve years ago)
begging for a poll:
http://i.imgur.com/eXUhU.jpg
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:16 (twelve years ago)
I see an Onion one sneaked in there.
― pplains, Monday, 13 August 2012 18:20 (twelve years ago)
amanda is about to confront her fear of chickens for the first time
pulling for you amanda!
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:21 (twelve years ago)
Maury is the weirdest fucking show
― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:22 (twelve years ago)
which one is the onion? I don't recognize any except Kick A Ginger Day, which I've seen on Cracked and other joke sites..
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:22 (twelve years ago)
the fox news one (obama/biden - osama bin laden - coincidence?) one has got to be fake...right? right?
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:23 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbn6In9aSGo
this is just unbelievable
― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:28 (twelve years ago)
maury is kind of a terrible person
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:30 (twelve years ago)
oh the cotton ball maury is classic
for some reason it's not coming thoguh with sound for me right now though
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:35 (twelve years ago)
The Onion bit is at D-5, pedophile tips from their Today Now! show.
― pplains, Monday, 13 August 2012 18:40 (twelve years ago)
Gary Spivey is for real?
― Eric H., Monday, 13 August 2012 18:45 (twelve years ago)
http://www.garyspivey.com/
― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:46 (twelve years ago)
I'm kinda feeling darren
― vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Monday, 13 August 2012 20:09 (twelve years ago)
i kinda wish i was cottonball woman's husband just so i could beat maury's ass with a crowbar
― I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 August 2012 20:29 (twelve years ago)
gayatri spivack sock
― the late great, Monday, 13 August 2012 20:32 (twelve years ago)
Wonder what Toilet Paper Lady does after she takes a shit.
― pplains, Monday, 13 August 2012 20:36 (twelve years ago)
wad of cotton balls
― contenderizer, Monday, 13 August 2012 23:19 (twelve years ago)
http://youtu.be/JWD0wUmO8jk
― pplains, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:23 (twelve years ago)
I mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWD0wUmO8jk
― pplains, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:24 (twelve years ago)
!!
― goole, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:26 (twelve years ago)
wow, that whole series of ads are 0_ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93Z8tz2Kcqchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn7DAzMhfcQthey're good!
― "Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:29 (twelve years ago)
the snap of the bottle opening! The homey voice! it's well thought out!
"just to recap: you put spit on his face"
― "Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:30 (twelve years ago)
Not as good as the fat boy seeing his parents sexing. Should've had the hamster do some awful shit.KrfNYC2 15 hours ago
― "Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:31 (twelve years ago)
The kid knocking on his parents' door looks like my weasel of a congressman:
http://agriculture.cjrwbeta.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Griffin.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago)
looks like a guy who's watched people fuck just recently
― goole, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 18:39 (twelve years ago)
My tax dollars at work!
― pplains, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 19:05 (twelve years ago)
lol goole
― ○ (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 19:29 (twelve years ago)
wtf
http://i.minus.com/io3YmqS2YzbQa.gif
― skrill xx (cozen), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 19:41 (twelve years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8riwnYNhk1qz8x20o1_400.jpg
― ○ (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 20:56 (twelve years ago)
oh my god I will never stop laughing, gr8080 you have killed me
― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 00:43 (twelve years ago)
the next-level would be "take some shooters from the cooter"
― the late great, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 01:07 (twelve years ago)
pound a drink from the stink!
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 01:12 (twelve years ago)
"pound a drink from from the stink or you'll never be inducted into the Beta Kappa Delta family!
Love,
Mom
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 01:14 (twelve years ago)
shocka
― the late great, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 01:16 (twelve years ago)
twenty brothers, one cup
― the late great, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 01:17 (twelve years ago)
YOU GUYS
http://www.lugez.com/
THE WHOLE SITE, OMG
― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:27 (twelve years ago)
http://www.lugezstore.com/Lugez_IceMan_Ice_Luge_Mold_p/lugez%20iceman%20ice%20luge%20mold.htm
― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:29 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KheU46ky_Rw&feature=player_embedded
― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:31 (twelve years ago)
Ice Luge, Lugez, IceMan, Ice Man, Bachelorette Party, Adult Parties, Hen Parties, Swinger Parties, Party Games, Wild Party. 21 Ice luge Mold, Lugez Ice Luge, Ice Luge Mold, Adult party games, Party themes, adult birthday party games, wild bachelorette parties, fun party games, games to play at parties, party game ideas, adult party drinking games, wild bachelorette party, wild bachelore parties, good drinking games, wild party galleries, adult birthday party games, martini luge, alcohol luge, ice luge sculpture, college drinking games
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:31 (twelve years ago)
poll imo
― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:34 (twelve years ago)
job creators
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:37 (twelve years ago)
so to speak
the youtube vid really brought it together
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 03:17 (twelve years ago)
They only cost 20 bucks?!?!?!?!
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 03:19 (twelve years ago)
one hottie, two hotties, three's company
― kanye shiwen (dayo), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 10:14 (twelve years ago)
http://distilleryimage8.s3.amazonaws.com/73a2ad60e26b11e19b7122000a1e8a91_7.jpg
lol gangrape
― bert yansh (Hurting 2), Monday, 20 August 2012 21:59 (twelve years ago)
lol fitness chicks?
― the late great, Monday, 20 August 2012 22:08 (twelve years ago)
there is another Bowlmor one with a guy showing a woman how to bowl that so obviously is meant to suggest he's "fingering her hole"
― dmr, Monday, 20 August 2012 22:13 (twelve years ago)
yeah there's a lot of *racy* ones but this one kind of way crosses the line, no?
My second thought on seeing it was "wait, but the guy's on the bottom and he's bending over, so HE'S the one getting jumped in an alley."
And my third thought was "ow, back injury!"
― bert yansh (Hurting 2), Monday, 20 August 2012 22:24 (twelve years ago)
I mean seriously if someone jumped on your back when you were already in that position, with the momentum of a bowling ball pulling you down, it could really fuck you up.
― bert yansh (Hurting 2), Monday, 20 August 2012 22:25 (twelve years ago)
he wanted to have sex in the bowling alley, but at the same time, he needed only 4 pins in the final frame to beat his all-time high score. he decided to yell at his date.
BOWLMORLANES
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:17 (twelve years ago)
Who jumps on someone while bowling!?
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:20 (twelve years ago)
more like LOWLMORE LANES AMI RITE
― the late great, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 03:35 (twelve years ago)
http://www.chinasmack.com/2012/stories/hagens-human-cadavers-exhibition-bodies-from-chinese-prisons.html
― jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Thursday, 23 August 2012 16:28 (twelve years ago)
we knew that
― the late great, Thursday, 23 August 2012 18:51 (twelve years ago)
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― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Thursday, 23 August 2012 18:55 (twelve years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6x8jsVAQI1qdoyovo1_500.jpg
― young money color me badd (J0rdan S.), Friday, 24 August 2012 03:09 (twelve years ago)
THE LAST TIME I LOOKED I THOUGHT THOSE WERE POOL RINGS
― contenderizer, Friday, 24 August 2012 08:06 (twelve years ago)
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m98wtc5u5Y1qis6bgo1_500.png
― mookieproof, Saturday, 25 August 2012 05:46 (twelve years ago)
Thanks, mookie. I needed a swift reason to power down and go upstairs to bed.
'Night.
― pplains, Saturday, 25 August 2012 05:56 (twelve years ago)
Hahaha.
Wait, is that ad suggesting you can wear that pad for a whole week?! Ewwww.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Saturday, 25 August 2012 06:15 (twelve years ago)
i dunno he looks like pretty thirsty
― the late great, Saturday, 25 August 2012 06:55 (twelve years ago)
would have preferred a vampira that you can assume is also wearing a sexy vampira menstrual pad, so the chain of blood can continue on into fictional systems
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Saturday, 25 August 2012 14:22 (twelve years ago)
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/542346_429687430416185_2101365518_n.jpghttp://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m98wtc5u5Y1qis6bgo1_500.png
― ayonanas (Matt P), Saturday, 25 August 2012 16:19 (twelve years ago)
Crabbits would it be hugely inappropriate of me to say "rowr"??
― just one little Tayto (Noodle Vague), Saturday, August 25, 2012 1:09 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― jjjdoom (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 25 August 2012 17:11 (twelve years ago)
https://twitter.com/NeilSargent86/status/239814605671645184
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 26 August 2012 20:41 (twelve years ago)
http://www.imdb.com/list/sMe7cCDj4cw/
"Celebrities" who are sometimes considered attractive/handsome, but are NOT (imho)by Dr_Horst_Schimanski-Galilei created 9 months ago | last updated - 10 hours ago
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― goole, Monday, 27 August 2012 03:55 (twelve years ago)
good call on joey boots there
― The muted sensation feels amazeballs. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 August 2012 04:35 (twelve years ago)
http://www.rapeappliance.com/
― crüt, Monday, 27 August 2012 20:45 (twelve years ago)
surprised Hemingway said something that emo
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Monday, 27 August 2012 20:48 (twelve years ago)
is dude's name James Rape or something? Trying to imagine the designer sitting down to start on that logo.
― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 August 2012 20:54 (twelve years ago)
bob rape
― goole, Monday, 27 August 2012 21:43 (twelve years ago)
his son, jake rape
― goole, Monday, 27 August 2012 21:44 (twelve years ago)
maybe it's a 'boy named sue' kind of thing, where he will absolutely be the most on point uncrooked repair guy on earth
― goole, Monday, 27 August 2012 21:45 (twelve years ago)
the van certainly doesn't help
― crüt, Monday, 27 August 2012 21:48 (twelve years ago)
And his friend Tom Raper, biggest RV salesman in the Midwest! (that one's real)
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Monday, 27 August 2012 21:59 (twelve years ago)
I've used those guys before. They're legitimate, Rape.
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Monday, 27 August 2012 22:17 (twelve years ago)
http://www.christiansagainstnike.com/
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 1 September 2012 02:44 (twelve years ago)
it's true, nike is a pagan god
― the late great, Saturday, 1 September 2012 03:39 (twelve years ago)
also sweatshops also haim steinbach vs air jordan
― the late great, Saturday, 1 September 2012 03:46 (twelve years ago)
TG: Speaking of "the store," what led you to the selection of a particular kind of object? You displayed Air Jordans in `84.
HS: Buying objects from department stores and supermarkets-the Air Jordans, lava lamps, digital clocks, footballs, baskets-was a focus that evolved in the mid-`80s. I was in dialogue with a particular cultural context. Before that, I used mostly found objects or gifts, things from the flea market or borrowed from friends-that was the case with everything in the Artists Space show. But even in 1987, I was showing shelves with folk objects or antiques on them, though people did not seem to make that distinction. What captured their interest were the Air Jordans and lava lamps.
TG: Why do you think that was?
HS: There was a renewed interest in Pop and Minimal art, and this was visible in many artists` work. Art audiences could not look at my artworks as shelves with objects. They could not distinguish between the picture in a magazine and the piece in front of them. Art discourse at that time was not focused on the everyday; viewers immediately slipped into conversations about simulation or neo-geo, which was the new kind of art-world identity production going on at the time. And yet, paradoxically, an average person walking into the gallery would sometimes lift a sneaker from a shelf and ask if it was for sale-engaging the everyday.
― the late great, Saturday, 1 September 2012 03:48 (twelve years ago)
that is not the usual take i hear on his art
― the late great, Saturday, 1 September 2012 03:49 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/QlBvW.jpg
― skrill xx (cozen), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:48 (twelve years ago)
― the late great, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:48 (twelve years ago)
unless he's at the RNC or DNC
― the late great, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:49 (twelve years ago)
gross
― Newgod joins this board, and quickly he's some dude (goole), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:50 (twelve years ago)
From NYT article about the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt: In Mr. Morsi’s political program, called “The Renaissance,” there is an emphasis on a woman’s “authentic role as wife, mother and purveyor of generations.”
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Friday, 7 September 2012 13:50 (twelve years ago)
Real payoff in the last line: “I want you to be the flower that attracts a bee to make honey, not the trash that attracts flies and dirt,” Mr. Abou Salama said as the women listened intently.
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Friday, 7 September 2012 13:55 (twelve years ago)
Purveyor of generations!
― Adesso vorrei assistere alle esequie vichinghe (Michael White), Friday, 7 September 2012 15:45 (twelve years ago)
can we get a women's movement in america going where the authentic role of man is to be house husband? i would sign up for that.
― the late great, Friday, 7 September 2012 19:46 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPVLJzeZ9i8&feature=player_embedded#!
― Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Friday, 21 September 2012 11:46 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP5udgFS8SM
― EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 17:39 (twelve years ago)
Joleon Lescott fan club meeting.
― passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 17:47 (twelve years ago)
i'm not going to watch that unless someone tells me first what happens in it
― the late great, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 18:12 (twelve years ago)
people have saline injected into their foreheads to become "bagel heads"
― EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 18:13 (twelve years ago)
lolbodymod
― the late great, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago)
I felt like they were all gonna get murdered
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 27 September 2012 05:35 (twelve years ago)
http://shanghaiist.com/2012/09/27/after_sons_death_father_stores_the.php
― barthes simpson, Thursday, 27 September 2012 12:49 (twelve years ago)
http://www2.tbo.com/news/news/2012/sep/28/7/polk-girl-14-charged-in-strangulation-death-of-new-ar-516071/
― skrill xx (cozen), Saturday, 29 September 2012 10:51 (twelve years ago)
yeah, i don't need to read that
― EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 29 September 2012 14:45 (twelve years ago)
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/03/nyregion/amadou-diallos-mother-asks-why-officer-who-shot-at-her-son-will-get-gun-back.html?hpw&gwh=
Filing suit in 2002, he maintained that the Police Department rules allowed him to perform regular police duties, including carrying a weapon. Not having one, he said in court documents, earned him the “mocking moniker ‘Kenny No-Gun’ among his colleagues.”
― purveyor of generations (in orbit), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 13:58 (twelve years ago)
beats kenny murderer i guess
― the late great, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:29 (twelve years ago)
kenny shoots-the-unarmed
― space dokken (Edward III), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:58 (twelve years ago)
"Kenny No-Gun"
man, cops are sooooo clever
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 20:12 (twelve years ago)
it's a play on the fact that his favorite book is shogun by james clavell
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 20:15 (twelve years ago)
and also he has no gun
https://twitter.com/NotAPoliceman
― barthes simpson, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 20:18 (twelve years ago)
(not O_o, just apropos)
LOL
― the late great, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 20:41 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ritaljhhk7s
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 8 October 2012 16:50 (twelve years ago)
KAAAANEEEEEDDAAAAAAAA
― barthes simpson, Monday, 8 October 2012 16:53 (twelve years ago)
It being a LiveLeak video, I'm just happy no one was killed.
― pplains, Monday, 8 October 2012 16:54 (twelve years ago)
i was expecting for that thing to walk out of the container and obliterate tokyo at the end
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Monday, 8 October 2012 16:55 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/AkpOY.jpg
― barthes simpson, Monday, 8 October 2012 17:02 (twelve years ago)
loooool
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Monday, 8 October 2012 17:05 (twelve years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_snake_%28firework%29
― / me, / me. /. /. (goole), Monday, 8 October 2012 17:06 (twelve years ago)
never heard of this stuff and was ready to call bullshit. who knew?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIEJvQaOgSE
― EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 October 2012 19:46 (twelve years ago)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbkdmc1CLD1rizdc7o1_400.jpg
http://welovejakeevans.tumblr.com/
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 00:16 (twelve years ago)
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 00:18 (twelve years ago)
i'm thinking not real
(hoping)
― / me, / me. /. /. (goole), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 03:01 (twelve years ago)
totally real, there are tumblrs like that for basically any young (white) murderer in the news these days. james holmes, klebold & harris
http://gawker.com/5930565
http://www.theawl.com/2012/10/the-killer-crush-from-columbiners-to-beliebers
― max, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 03:34 (twelve years ago)
shiiiii iit
― / me, / me. /. /. (goole), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 04:06 (twelve years ago)
This week in Florida:
http://www.cnn.com/2012/10/09/us/florida-roach-eating-death/index.html?hpt=hp_t3
― borscht and bikinis (how's life), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 12:17 (twelve years ago)
Pharaoh Gayles was one of those who took part in the contest. He explained his reasoning to CNN affiliate WPTV."Some of the snakes were pretty expensive," he said. "I thought if I could eat the bugs to get one, it'd be a good idea."
"Some of the snakes were pretty expensive," he said. "I thought if I could eat the bugs to get one, it'd be a good idea."
this dude is kind of my hero
― Technology of the Big Muff (DJP), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 18:27 (twelve years ago)
http://breakcorechoirboy.tumblr.com/post/33317890835/so-a-friend-of-mine-pitched-down-the-sound-of-a
So a friend of mine pitched down the sound of a baby crying and
― there is no dana, only (goole), Thursday, 11 October 2012 17:06 (twelve years ago)
that went very well with the KMFDM song I was listening to
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Thursday, 11 October 2012 17:38 (twelve years ago)
Archbold swallowed roach after roach, worm after worm. While the store didn't say exactly how many Archbold consumed, the owner told CNN affiliate WPLG that he was "the life of the party."
"Very saddened by this. I mean, it was a shock," Siegel told WPLG. "Eddie was a very nice guy. We just met him that night, but everybody that works here was very fond of him."
― Au Wazza Balcazar (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 11 October 2012 17:44 (twelve years ago)
that baby is hella weird
― EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 11 October 2012 20:59 (twelve years ago)
Check Out This Mysterious Giant Eyeball That Just Washed Ashore in Florida
― Old Lunch, Thursday, 11 October 2012 23:46 (twelve years ago)
Kotos
― ticks up my sleeve (brownie), Friday, 12 October 2012 00:23 (twelve years ago)
― gnarly_sceptre (+ +), Friday, 12 October 2012 10:21 (twelve years ago)
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― pplains, Friday, 12 October 2012 11:19 (twelve years ago)
hi dere
― gnarly_sceptre (+ +), Friday, 12 October 2012 11:50 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPDFOdUjzCY
― 乒乓, Friday, 12 October 2012 12:42 (twelve years ago)
that is going to haunt me
― there is no dana, only (goole), Friday, 12 October 2012 14:07 (twelve years ago)
WHAT
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 12 October 2012 14:18 (twelve years ago)
i don't think that sheep's head is really upside down, I think it's just twisting its neck around
― has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Friday, 12 October 2012 14:57 (twelve years ago)
you always say that.
― pplains, Friday, 12 October 2012 15:02 (twelve years ago)
you guys
i just discovered a rare photo of myself with a crazy twisted head
http://i45.tinypic.com/6tid5v.jpg
CRAZY
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:04 (twelve years ago)
Ew, I'm eating here.
― Ham Lushbaugh (Eric H.), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:05 (twelve years ago)
a genetic freak!
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:06 (twelve years ago)
word on the street is that his head rotates in the other direction as well*twilight zone theme music*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=tiwMvqrBgws
― carne asada, Friday, 12 October 2012 19:19 (twelve years ago)
Need a full transcript to know whose side to be on.
― Eyeball Kicks, Saturday, 13 October 2012 23:56 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQzI2_kp4QU
― there is no dana, only (goole), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 01:33 (twelve years ago)
seems like a deeply unpleasant guy to spend time with
― let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 12:58 (twelve years ago)
DEEPLY
http://todayilearned.co.uk/2011/09/16/man-has-kept-his-arm-raised-for-38-years/
― caek, Monday, 22 October 2012 22:57 (twelve years ago)
NYPD Officer Arrested by FBI for Plotting to ‘Kidnap, Cook, and Eat Women’
― Gary Mayonnaise (Old Lunch), Thursday, 25 October 2012 17:01 (twelve years ago)
coming here to post that
― sug ones (omar little), Thursday, 25 October 2012 19:38 (twelve years ago)
http://de.trinixy.ru/pics5/20121029/gifs_17.gif
― jed_, Monday, 29 October 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago)
anyone else think that taylor has this sinister, dark look on her face recently? her clothes are also more revealing. I wonder what's happening to her.
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Sunday, November 18, 2012 8:24 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― tome crues (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 19 November 2012 01:56 (twelve years ago)
Wait, is that true, or could the airline get sued for that, and why don't they?
Anyway, the white lady has an attitude. Do those passengers have any sense? The flight should be grounded immediately! No one's accusing her of being a terrorist, but someone causing conflict on an airplane should be booted or the plane should be grounded.
Is this story real?
Speaking of Facebook, I can't take all of the religious propaganda on it. I mean, I don't like opening it every day and seeing your sappy anti-abortion artwork. They're all getting blocked.
― โตเกียว เหมียวเหมียว aka Italo Night at Some Gay Club (Mount Cleaners), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 09:48 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Joanna Motorhead (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 10:08 (twelve years ago)
I love Mount Cleaners.
― Judah Ben Ghazi (how's life), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 12:24 (twelve years ago)
"speaking of facebook" on a thread dedicated to and featuring thousands of posts about facebook takes it over the top
― Joanna Motorhead (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 15:48 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/PBMdV.jpg
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/national/sydney-beached-by-a-crimson-tide-as-algal-bloom-invades/story-fndo28a5-1226525278014
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 19:42 (twelve years ago)
"and then we went to go visit the bloody beach of murder! goodnight sweetheart!"
*light switches off*
― Z S, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 19:47 (twelve years ago)
that just reminds me of that one place in europe where they kill all those whales each year and everybody there is literally mentally deficient from eating the mercury-contaminated meat
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 20:19 (twelve years ago)
that used to be my local beach. this super chill dude lived there, hope he's ok:
http://sydney.edu.au/science/biology/images/content/news/2009/dubey-groper.jpg
― jabba hands, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 20:28 (twelve years ago)
https://twitter.com/PeeBeeMan/status/277163585334026243
http://i.imgur.com/6FhlW.jpg
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:00 (twelve years ago)
OH MY GOD
― dexpresso (Z S), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:00 (twelve years ago)
WELCOME TO YOUR FUCKED UP FAMILY
― dexpresso (Z S), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:01 (twelve years ago)
agh
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:01 (twelve years ago)
crucial deet: feeling-it older son on right has rattail, i think
― before and after broscience (goole), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:04 (twelve years ago)
as with all pictures at this level: consider who is taking the picture
you can almost hear the cameraperson sobbing as the picture is snapped
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:05 (twelve years ago)
terry richardson
― dexpresso (Z S), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:05 (twelve years ago)
http://gawker.com/5968473/doctors-pull-two+inch-feather-from-babys-neck-because-people-are-birds-now
― ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽ kma (cozen), Friday, 14 December 2012 18:58 (twelve years ago)
terrifying
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 14 December 2012 20:21 (twelve years ago)
I know it's poor form to post stuff from chan but
http://i.imgur.com/dwmWG.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 15 December 2012 18:23 (twelve years ago)
serial killer behaviour imo
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 15 December 2012 18:33 (twelve years ago)
http://imgur.com/a/UBc8p#0
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 17 December 2012 02:12 (twelve years ago)
fwiw the toothy dolls are from an etsy seller & the teeth aren't real
― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 13:31 (twelve years ago)
knew it was bad form to post that.
― pplains, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 14:17 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCZIHrK4Fpc
― 乒乓, Friday, 21 December 2012 15:14 (twelve years ago)
a: no fucking way am i watching thatb: hey, i don't think i'll watch thatc: jesus fuckd: yeah, definitely not watching that
― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 21 December 2012 22:25 (twelve years ago)
chinese penguins are the most disgusting savages in all the world imo
― god hates frogbs (cozen), Friday, 21 December 2012 23:06 (twelve years ago)
if only the dude from into the wild had seen that video or talked with werner herzog. he'd still be with us today.
― toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 21 December 2012 23:56 (twelve years ago)
that reporter seems to be reporting from a world of penguin crimes
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 22 December 2012 01:10 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/5SPpU.png
http://i.imgur.com/ABDi8.png
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 22 December 2012 05:51 (twelve years ago)
Spike Lee does more dishonour to his ancestors at Knicks games than Tarantino could even dream of.
― tsrobodo, Tuesday, January 8, 2013 1:47 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 18:53 (twelve years ago)
lmao that's the crown jewel of o_O posts
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 19:30 (twelve years ago)
what does that even mean
― the late great, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 19:35 (twelve years ago)
it means he has used the ronaldinho bottle opener on a can of worms
― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 19:37 (twelve years ago)
i think that means spike lee is uppity
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 19:38 (twelve years ago)
i don't really follow bball but i thought the knicks were pretty good now
― goole, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 19:46 (twelve years ago)
Ja Rule's demise was more down to the fact that he allowed the accusations of "softness" to get to him an alienated his fanbase by releasing Blood In My Eye.
He did more damage with that than 50 could ever have dreamed of.
― tsrobodo, Monday, January 7, 2013 3:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 19:52 (twelve years ago)
ye olde dishonoure
― ♨ (am0n), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 20:07 (twelve years ago)
bulgarian assassination attempt
― cozen, Saturday, 19 January 2013 18:46 (twelve years ago)
http://joliet.patch.com/articles/accused-killers-in-rankin-glover-murders-confessed-to-having-sex-on-the-bodies-police-reports-reveal
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 27 February 2013 16:58 (twelve years ago)
gah
― Gunoka Cuntles (Matt P), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 17:04 (twelve years ago)
I had a terrible dream last night that kendrick and jay rock were bullying me and threatening me with guns. I woke up sweating. it was a serious nightmare lol, as distressing as any I've had.
― marc iv, Wednesday, March 6, 2013 3:54 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― some dude, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 22:26 (twelve years ago)
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/442808/20130306/china-zeng-lin-mistakes-bottle-sperm-admirier.htm
― 乒乓, Friday, 8 March 2013 13:24 (twelve years ago)
how the fuck is that hillbilly horror you posted last week not screaming from national news headlines right now.
― how's life, Friday, 8 March 2013 14:03 (twelve years ago)
― "Bellini." (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 18:52 (twelve years ago)
to both of those links actually but esp the first one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l5pXviVBig
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 21 March 2013 19:22 (twelve years ago)
man, when he pulled out the gun i shut that shit down fast
― i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 March 2013 19:28 (twelve years ago)
That's got to be a felony.
― pplains, Thursday, 21 March 2013 19:29 (twelve years ago)
wait. what?
― purp (roxymuzak), Thursday, 21 March 2013 21:38 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWUXkR4Bn6U
― unprepared guitar (Edward III), Friday, 5 April 2013 18:06 (twelve years ago)
Had to click on the link to finish the sentence in the title.
Didn't have to click on the link, I'll tell myself next time.
― pplains, Friday, 5 April 2013 21:53 (twelve years ago)
http://lybio.net/charmin-baby-got-back/commercials/
― I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 7 April 2013 16:05 (twelve years ago)
~russia~
― cozen, Sunday, 7 April 2013 16:57 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/zaQcNvV.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/0lGFbMs.jpg
I'm blaming Bieber for these ones too.
― pplains, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 21:51 (twelve years ago)
oh boy
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 23:04 (twelve years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lht28eWzcO1qbvl2io1_500.gif
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 23:05 (twelve years ago)
http://shanghaiist.com/2013/04/23/chinese_woman_kills_man_by_squeezing_his_testicles.php
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 12:26 (twelve years ago)
sry if repost
http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=KDspPjlySyg#!
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 28 April 2013 23:24 (twelve years ago)
oi: latepass thread on youtube rapper R.A.E.D. (riyl northern bleep, farrah abraham, suicide, tonetta)
― goole, Monday, 29 April 2013 14:53 (twelve years ago)
http://bowdenblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/mary-tyler-moore.jpg
― scott seward, Monday, 29 April 2013 14:55 (twelve years ago)
so mean. sorry. kenneth anger would have appreciated the internet.
― scott seward, Monday, 29 April 2013 14:56 (twelve years ago)
why is axl rose wearing a bin bag with a zip?
― caek, Monday, 29 April 2013 15:55 (twelve years ago)
People age. Huh.
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Monday, 29 April 2013 16:07 (twelve years ago)
http://www.reviewjournal.com/news/las-vegas/scrotum-surgery-leaves-las-vegas-man-132-pounds-lighter
http://i.imgur.com/uK8SZPq.jpg
― ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Monday, 29 April 2013 16:09 (twelve years ago)
god damn
― goole, Monday, 29 April 2013 16:36 (twelve years ago)
jesus that poor guy
― brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 April 2013 16:36 (twelve years ago)
i was gonna give honest credit to the journalist for reporting a 'lol internet' story with some seriousness and compassion, but there are a few missing pieces to that story.
― goole, Monday, 29 April 2013 16:41 (twelve years ago)
"People age. Huh."
duh. but some more naturally than others. mary just makes me sad. but also I couldn't stop staring at that picture.
― scott seward, Monday, 29 April 2013 16:51 (twelve years ago)
I took an anatomy course in high school (which was pretty terribly taught) and the only thing I remember is the day we looked at slides of people with conditions like that. I think the professor was literally like "hey I suck at teaching, my students don't care, and the school hasn't even ordered enough textbooks...EVERYBODY LOOK AT THESE GIANT BALLS!"
― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 April 2013 16:54 (twelve years ago)
whats really going on in the pic grady posted
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 15:34 (twelve years ago)
oh oops i didnt see the link
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 15:35 (twelve years ago)
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Monday, April 29, 2013 11:07 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
sure but aging with signs of long ago plastic surghery is pretty weird looking. I guess we'll be seeing a lot of that pretty soon
― (from a bottle you dicks) (sunny successor), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 19:32 (twelve years ago)
http://altvariety.com/call-him-smegma-man-willfully-imprisoned-in-a-nightmarish-dungeon-caged-and-tortured-for-three-years/
ROSINA DRAGG says: This really answered my downside, thank you!
― brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 May 2013 19:57 (twelve years ago)
That's either a work of fiction or somebody's just made himself an accessory to a felony. Don't like the "journalist" either way.
― Three Word Username, Friday, 3 May 2013 20:26 (twelve years ago)
― rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Saturday, 4 May 2013 03:22 (twelve years ago)
i hope that's fiction.
that ruined my night
― ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Saturday, 4 May 2013 04:55 (twelve years ago)
shitty
― the late great, Saturday, 4 May 2013 05:38 (twelve years ago)
http://pixelenemy.com/13-year-old-kid-attempts-to-rape-mother-ends-up-killing-her-for-taking-away-call-of-duty/
― cozen, Saturday, 4 May 2013 14:49 (twelve years ago)
this thread is kind of a bummer
― rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Saturday, 4 May 2013 15:39 (twelve years ago)
yeah wtf this used to be weird things kenan said, now we're on kids raping their moms and dues willfully tortured for life
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 03:47 (twelve years ago)
admittedly hop, skip and a jump, but
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 13:49 (twelve years ago)
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/467900/20130515/man-sweden-dies-sex-hornet-s-nest.htm
― UTW, USA, ILX LIFER (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 May 2013 00:12 (eleven years ago)
"To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea," Siv During Livh, a psychologist and expert on sex fantasies told the news website.
― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Thursday, 16 May 2013 03:44 (eleven years ago)
http://www.wired.com/design/2013/06/a-simple-and-beautiful-comic-for-the-blind/
this is so dumb and makes me angry
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 20:32 (eleven years ago)
I dunno, man. Seems comparable to any DC Comic to me.
― pplains, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 20:36 (eleven years ago)
Looking forward to the teen coming-of-age comic featuring a bunch of circles and a square that slowly enters the frame.
― pplains, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 20:39 (eleven years ago)
In the last panel, they'll all be octagons.
circle starts to get bumps in places he didn't have them before
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 20:40 (eleven years ago)
Here's something else for blind people.
http://www.ourbigearth.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/PPB_DK_TOUCH_AND_FEEL_FARM.GIF
Read it while you listen to Innervisions or something.
― pplains, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 20:54 (eleven years ago)
Speaking of which, check out this hot deaf chick listening to some tunes:
http://www.slashgear.com/gallery/data_files/1/0/7/massage-chairs1_12.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 20:57 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq01Vctt5Sg
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 14 June 2013 20:54 (eleven years ago)
imagine a slow motion make out session to this with lots of tongue
― Z S, Friday, 14 June 2013 20:56 (eleven years ago)
http://vimeo.com/9841493
― pplains, Sunday, 16 June 2013 19:55 (eleven years ago)
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/gallery/2013/jun/18/dog-grooming-competition-in-pictures#/?picture=411023043&index=8
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 18:11 (eleven years ago)
(CREATIVE. DOG. GROOMING.)
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 18:26 (eleven years ago)
may have already posted this on ILX somewhere but
http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=3gfUlt21HDU
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 21 June 2013 21:34 (eleven years ago)
shld go here:
Δ official ilx ΔΔΔΔ***ALTERED ZONES***ΔΔΔΔ addendum blog Δ
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 21 June 2013 21:54 (eleven years ago)
http://gawker.com/museum-cant-explain-why-ancient-statue-suddenly-starte-558100574?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Monday, 24 June 2013 16:23 (eleven years ago)
earth's magnetic field?
:\
― 乒乓, Monday, 24 June 2013 16:24 (eleven years ago)
i've been telling people for YEARS that we shouldn't pissed off the pharaohs, but noooo, nooooo, "let's not worry about the pharaohs" they said
― Z S, Monday, 24 June 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago)
and now look at them, they're spinning 270 degrees every 5 days or so!
― Z S, Monday, 24 June 2013 16:37 (eleven years ago)
"[Physicist Brian Cox] thinks it’s 'differential friction,'" Price told The Daily Mail, referring to the process by which two surfaces — in this case the statue's stone and the glass shelf, "cause a subtle vibration which is making the statuette turn." Cox believes foot traffic or vibrations from the street outside are causing the mysterious movement, but Price refutes that theory. "It has been on those surfaces since we have had it and it has never moved before," he said.
Neetzan Zimmerman is confused about what the word "refutes" means.
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 24 June 2013 16:38 (eleven years ago)
Caretaker Campbell Scott thinks its the mummy spiritPhysicist thinks it might be differential frictionILXor Sunny Successor believes the night watchman is fucking with their heads
― educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Monday, 24 June 2013 16:45 (eleven years ago)
It only moves in the day, though, and they have time-lapse footage of it. It's differential friction.
― emil.y, Monday, 24 June 2013 16:47 (eleven years ago)
yeah for sure. The fact that it never happened before doesn't really "refute" that theory, because any number of subtle things could have changed that would affect the vibrations.
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 24 June 2013 16:48 (eleven years ago)
in the movie 'singles,' architect steve dunn, played by campbell scott, in a voiceover monologue, discusses the breakdown of his relationship with linda powell (kyra sedgwick) using the analogy of "differential friction." FAST FORWARD TO NOW. night watchman campbell scott blames angry mummy spirits while physicist STEVEN DUNN says "differential fiction." unfuckingbelievable!
― andrew m., Monday, 24 June 2013 21:50 (eleven years ago)
― how's life, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 08:14 (eleven years ago)
http://nym.shopviapcd.com/cart/store/20100311011/items/images/20130722.jpg
― goole, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 17:36 (eleven years ago)
wrong thread, bro
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 July 2013 18:11 (eleven years ago)
I thought you meant he shoulda put it on the O_o thread.
― pplains, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 18:21 (eleven years ago)
http://bodymindchange.ca/about/
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 16:42 (eleven years ago)
that weiner/spitzer cover def made me think of the thread gr linked to
― markers, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 16:46 (eleven years ago)
that bodymindchange thing is likely an elaborate film buzz scheme, no?
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 16:48 (eleven years ago)
i guess so, sorry.
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 16:49 (eleven years ago)
I mean they do a good job of disguising it, but the involvement of Cronenberg makes me think so
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 16:53 (eleven years ago)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/4dfc60e587233b36797e8d3960939fab/tumblr_mp86c8jJbb1qdlh1io1_r1_400.gif
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 18 July 2013 17:28 (eleven years ago)
http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/running-ponies/2012/06/21/pyura-chilensis-the-closest-thing-to-getting-blood-from-a-stone/http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/running-ponies/files/2012/06/Pyura_chilensis.jpeg
― how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 18 July 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/7vmDDQU.jpg
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 19 July 2013 17:37 (eleven years ago)
http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2853/9333606696_ec67a5cbe3_b.jpg
― sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 July 2013 04:01 (eleven years ago)
Windowlikcer 2
― andrew m., Tuesday, 23 July 2013 00:12 (eleven years ago)
http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/51ec9a73eab8eae456000000-960/bryan-cranston-breaking-bad.jpeg
― pplains, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 00:22 (eleven years ago)
And guess who
http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/51eca0fbeab8ea975b000015/breaking-bad-actor-bryan-cranston-walked-around-comic-con-wearing-a-heisenberg-mask-and-no-one-knew.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 00:23 (eleven years ago)
brilliant
― sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 03:19 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/Givjoly.gif
― pplains, Wednesday, 24 July 2013 15:04 (eleven years ago)
I like to pretend that's a seamless gif too.
― pplains, Wednesday, 24 July 2013 15:05 (eleven years ago)
what is that thing
― loosely inspired by Dr. Dre (crüt), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 15:21 (eleven years ago)
I didn't even make it past the fifth row of this Google Image Search. You're on your own to find out.
― pplains, Wednesday, 24 July 2013 15:24 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=327-bwMQI-Ywatch at your own peril
― sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 15:24 (eleven years ago)
Thank you, I won't!
― pplains, Wednesday, 24 July 2013 15:28 (eleven years ago)
even with cutesy cut paper animation it's nauseating
― sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 15:29 (eleven years ago)
http://face.freeones.com/
― sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 July 2013 16:47 (eleven years ago)
is that sfw. asking for a friend.
― pplains, Thursday, 25 July 2013 16:52 (eleven years ago)
is that a dirk benedict fanpage. asking for a friend.
― antoine fuckwant (goole), Thursday, 25 July 2013 16:56 (eleven years ago)
is it sasha-frere jones homepage. asking for goole
― pr0n tsar (cozen), Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:50 (eleven years ago)
http://whatsleftoftheleft.com/2013/07/30/is-it-still-rape-if-you-kill-her-first-pub-quiz-question-from-radio-bar-glasgow/
― pr0n tsar (cozen), Tuesday, 30 July 2013 18:04 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2mUe_3pHuk
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 1 August 2013 18:35 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/MOka1tN.jpg
this photograph is unnerving
― The concept of making the Zuiderzee docile (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 23:20 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7ihdsjIqhI
― blinded by aggro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 11 August 2013 04:56 (eleven years ago)
that video makes me so nervous ahhh
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 15 August 2013 14:07 (eleven years ago)
http://t.co/WNKFUs9ooS
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 15 August 2013 14:27 (eleven years ago)
fuck, no. that baby is clearly terrified.
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 15 August 2013 14:38 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wWuH7MIeCA
― cozen, Saturday, 31 August 2013 18:35 (eleven years ago)
well holy shit
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 31 August 2013 22:15 (eleven years ago)
!!!!
― Z S, Sunday, 1 September 2013 00:42 (eleven years ago)
This is from the comments, but in case you guys aren't looking at those, scope out the top of the hill at 0:02-0:03
― how's life, Sunday, 1 September 2013 00:50 (eleven years ago)
yeah, you can really follow the destruction down the hill if you watch in hi-def/fullscreen
― YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 1 September 2013 01:39 (eleven years ago)
lol @ how the car with the camera slowly backs away
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 1 September 2013 02:01 (eleven years ago)
that last-second swerve to the left, along with the white car being shoved sideways by the initial falling debris, saved anyone in the car from being crushed by a giant rock. nice reaction
― Lee626, Sunday, 1 September 2013 04:51 (eleven years ago)
http://sphotos-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/q71/s720x720/1175650_10201083726909686_1776891360_n.jpg
― YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 September 2013 17:48 (eleven years ago)
those dudes each got paid $10 (over $75 in 2013 money) for those responses
― 574 srsly (Lee626), Monday, 2 September 2013 21:10 (eleven years ago)
Don't worry. Their women spent it.
― midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Monday, 2 September 2013 23:23 (eleven years ago)
BTW:http://www.chicagospankingreview.org/comicspage2/comicspage2.html
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 17:17 (eleven years ago)
http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/goofybatman110-6.jpg
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago)
http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/loisrobot.jpg
http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/thingmoondragon.jpg
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 17:19 (eleven years ago)
am i the only one that hears "you RAPED me" instead of you "WRECKED" me? hmm.
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, September 9, 2013 3:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Vinetalic - "My Friend Terio" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 15:25 (eleven years ago)
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=69751
― scott seward, Thursday, 12 September 2013 14:37 (eleven years ago)
^ the greatest gathering of trolls since the heyday of 4chan
― a hard dom is good to find (Edward III), Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:48 (eleven years ago)
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/signaturepics/sigpic7_18.gif
― a hard dom is good to find (Edward III), Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:49 (eleven years ago)
one of the forum poster's FB page: https://www.facebook.com/daisymae.johnson.7?ref=profile
― a hard dom is good to find (Edward III), Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:50 (eleven years ago)
bonus pts for elaborate sprawl
― a hard dom is good to find (Edward III), Thursday, 12 September 2013 20:51 (eleven years ago)
What is the point of trolls all hanging out together
― badg, Thursday, 12 September 2013 21:06 (eleven years ago)
honey pot for the easily outraged
― a hard dom is good to find (Edward III), Thursday, 12 September 2013 21:27 (eleven years ago)
they are troll people? i did not do my research. someone posted it on facebook. one of those kinda things.
― scott seward, Friday, 13 September 2013 00:38 (eleven years ago)
TS: le loyon Vs. the northampton clown
http://metro.co.uk/2013/09/15/not-funny-creepy-clown-lingers-on-streets-of-northampton-in-middle-of-the-night-4012455/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2417685/Police-hunt-mysterious-figure-walked-Swiss-woods-day-wearing-gas-mask-boiler-suit-cloak-TEN-YEARS.html
― cozymandias (cozen), Monday, 16 September 2013 20:03 (eleven years ago)
i kinda dig them both.
― scott seward, Monday, 16 September 2013 20:19 (eleven years ago)
i love how they can't find the swiss guy even though:
"apparently walking the same route every day."
― scott seward, Monday, 16 September 2013 20:20 (eleven years ago)
the le loyon story ends with a town meeting where the people meet and decide to run him out of town but then there's a chemical leak from the local power plant and only le loyon can save them.
― best null wave (bnw), Monday, 16 September 2013 20:21 (eleven years ago)
so crepeyhttp://www.complianceweek.com/researchers-discover-brains-c-spot-for-compliance/article/314582/
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 4 October 2013 14:13 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE3fmFTtP9g
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 4 October 2013 15:07 (eleven years ago)
it's no BigDog, that's for sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0s7aRUIoTw
― fresh (crüt), Friday, 4 October 2013 17:19 (eleven years ago)
Are there military applications for those things? Are there any applications for those things? It's hard to see where it would have advantages over a wheeled vehicle -- I guess maybe navigating very dense forest?
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 4 October 2013 17:28 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkBDRUO8hAo
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 24 October 2013 16:28 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/aNIeoLe.gif
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 24 October 2013 18:42 (eleven years ago)
is there something i am missing that makes this crazy eyes instead of waht is awesome?
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 24 October 2013 18:53 (eleven years ago)
despite the fact that it is utterly terrifying?
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 24 October 2013 19:25 (eleven years ago)
ok, that's fair. it is still awesome tho.
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 24 October 2013 19:34 (eleven years ago)
dude at rufus's soccer game yesterday. polishing his sword. with a bird on his shoulder.
https://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1379306_10152594862862137_1209902453_n.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 25 October 2013 13:50 (eleven years ago)
What did he do when you called him Grasshopper?
― pplains, Friday, 25 October 2013 13:58 (eleven years ago)
bird men are an interesting breed
i'd like to do a series of portraits and short interviews with people who walk around w/ pet birds
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 25 October 2013 14:11 (eleven years ago)
he had some shit on his shoulder.
― scott seward, Friday, 25 October 2013 14:49 (eleven years ago)
one of the teachers gently asked him to put his sword away before the game started in case some kids ran out of bounds.
― scott seward, Friday, 25 October 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago)
lol massachusetts
― goole, Friday, 25 October 2013 14:58 (eleven years ago)
it was such a beautiful day.
https://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1395337_10152594862622137_1734865049_n.jpg
https://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/10004_10152594862667137_796478527_n.jpg
https://scontent-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1385642_10152594861437137_820145409_n.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 25 October 2013 15:06 (eleven years ago)
As a kid my parents would let me take one of our cockatiels outside.. One day she got spooked and just flew away. Mom had been outside saying goodbye to me as I walked to my bus stop: I had to stand there waiting for my bus watching the cockatiel fly farther and farther away :(
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 26 October 2013 00:35 (eleven years ago)
http://selfiesatfunerals.tumblr.com/
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 17:06 (eleven years ago)
there's also http://selfiesatseriousplaces.tumblr.com/
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 17:09 (eleven years ago)
deep reservoir of ws of shamexp
― cozen, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 17:14 (eleven years ago)
funeral pix give you a stiff one?
― pplains, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 17:22 (eleven years ago)
that's matt lauer on the left
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-zZn1s6JmpxI/UnJ7oIZj2DI/AAAAAAAAOqw/VriGW0yw3wI/s400/Lauer+3.jpg
― reckless woo (Z S), Friday, 1 November 2013 23:51 (eleven years ago)
o_0
― woah did you see that hummingbird over there? anyway, meth (sunny successor), Monday, 4 November 2013 16:15 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/LOdp6Ra.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/DFmwxQJ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/I39oQPp.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/FyalXtR.jpg
― 乒乓, Saturday, 9 November 2013 22:17 (eleven years ago)
http://www.visualnews.com/2013/11/09/portraits-unrelated-doppelgangers-found-match/
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 14 November 2013 16:13 (eleven years ago)
Some of these are pretty wild.
And then some of these are whaaat?
http://cdn.visualnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Francois-Brunelle-6-600x741.jpg
"Oh, we totally look alike. People think we're sisters!"
― pplains, Thursday, 14 November 2013 16:16 (eleven years ago)
These guys are totally boning each other now.
http://cdn.visualnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Francois-Brunelle-13-600x775.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 14 November 2013 16:17 (eleven years ago)
Always sought confirmation that all white people look the same
Now I have it
― 乒乓, Thursday, 14 November 2013 21:11 (eleven years ago)
it's more like, for every white person, there is another white person.
think about it.
― goole, Thursday, 14 November 2013 21:13 (eleven years ago)
Aw, that's so romantic, goole.
― pplains, Thursday, 14 November 2013 21:17 (eleven years ago)
― goole, Thursday, November 14, 2013 4:13 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark
This is like a Borges short story
― 乒乓, Thursday, 14 November 2013 21:23 (eleven years ago)
wtf is wrong w/pplhttp://gawker.com/school-teacher-pleads-guilty-to-feeding-students-semen-1466218573?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
― cozen, Sunday, 17 November 2013 18:40 (eleven years ago)
http://imgur.com/gallery/zChSffollow up: http://imgur.com/gallery/fUou2
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Monday, 18 November 2013 22:06 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/8sdkYHJ.png
― 乒乓, Monday, 18 November 2013 22:11 (eleven years ago)
seems totally legit
― ill never click this homo erotic site again (forksclovetofu), Monday, 18 November 2013 22:29 (eleven years ago)
― brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 May 2013 20:57 (6 months ago)
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Monday, 18 November 2013 22:34 (eleven years ago)
altvariety reporter likely not self identifying as a fifteen year old but maybe they should hang out sometime
― ill never click this homo erotic site again (forksclovetofu), Monday, 18 November 2013 23:24 (eleven years ago)
http://www.emoya.co.za/p23/accommodation/shanty-town-for-a-unique-accommodation-experience-in-bloemfontein.html
― i wish i had a skateboard i could skate away on (Hurting 2), Monday, 25 November 2013 20:57 (eleven years ago)
http://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2013/11/22/annie-dookhan-former-state-chemist-who-mishandled-drug-evidence-agrees-plead-guilty/7UU3hfZUof4DFJGoNUfXGO/story.html
Officials have determined that Dookhan was involved in more than 40,000 cases at the lab from 2003-2012, possibly tainting the integrity of the evidence in those cases.
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 16:23 (eleven years ago)
You hear the one about the judge who sent kids to prison in return for kickbacks from the prison
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kids_for_cash_scandal
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 16:28 (eleven years ago)
http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/4e80733b6bb3f7f832000017-480/marissa-mayer-young.jpg
― signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Friday, 6 December 2013 20:07 (eleven years ago)
http://www.somethingawful.com/news/thirtytwo-hottest-dads/
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 8 December 2013 16:30 (eleven years ago)
I would think that in terms of offence Nina saying 'nigger' is similar to Ghostface saying 'faggot' (I have no problem with either).
carry on.
― The Lex (The Lex), Friday, January 21, 2005 2:53 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
seriously this thread has convinced me that a compilation called Lilith Fair Does West Coast Hip-Hop is urgent & key.
― The Lex (The Lex), Friday, January 21, 2005 2:54 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 31 December 2013 02:48 (eleven years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/8293d78dfac8e0582049616c463b1ac6/tumblr_mua9fblZJt1qgirk6o1_400.gifhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/90f7fd35d018919ec3d560e3e916a343/tumblr_mua9fblZJt1qgirk6o2_400.gifhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/b2fb1b12c032f43467deab47249a53d1/tumblr_mua9fblZJt1qgirk6o3_400.gif
― slam dunk, Thursday, 16 January 2014 02:47 (eleven years ago)
noooooooooooooooooooooooooo jesus christ wtf
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 January 2014 03:09 (eleven years ago)
i find it really hard to get offended by the swastika in this day and age but that's just me
― le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, January 21, 2014 11:24 AM (1 minute ago)
― ^ enlightening post (sarahell), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 19:26 (eleven years ago)
Running out the "folly of youth" clock.
― Alfre, Lord Woodard (Eric H.), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 19:31 (eleven years ago)
guy who locked all the fart threads in nazi non-shockah
― how's life, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 19:35 (eleven years ago)
Gives new meaning to the term "gas chamber."
― Alfre, Lord Woodard (Eric H.), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 19:38 (eleven years ago)
― how's life, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 19:49 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/NhN5r8l.jpg
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 18:48 (eleven years ago)
This just seems like a bad idea for everyone involved:http://newsfeed.time.com/2014/02/05/dmx-to-fight-george-zimmerman-in-celebrity-boxing-match/
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 19:28 (eleven years ago)
yeah, lose/lose really
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:03 (eleven years ago)
"corporate mindfulness"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMmlSpk0skI&sns=fbhttp://wisdom2conference.tumblr.com/post/76757167725/wisdom-2-0-2014-google-handles-protesters-with
― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 18 February 2014 15:58 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsfKxHnVTmQ
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 3 March 2014 18:32 (eleven years ago)
Well, that had a twist.
― pplains, Monday, 3 March 2014 18:34 (eleven years ago)
http://youtomb.mit.edu/thumbnail/YouTube/B/R/BRoUpDON0_0/f333c6d99e89abe95e8bba46a726c12d.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 3 March 2014 18:36 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy8Yt-P614w
― 龜, Thursday, 17 April 2014 07:18 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2_t6v0zrIw
― Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Thursday, 17 April 2014 07:32 (eleven years ago)
Would not want to watch the train one again though I assume the guy was OK.
The ghost car one is great. Unless it's just faked it's baffling.
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 17 April 2014 12:46 (eleven years ago)
This gif sort of shows how a car running the red could have remained hidden from the camera
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-04/enhanced/webdr04/16/14/anigif_enhanced-24252-1397671226-21.gif
― pick it up for ripple laser (onimo), Thursday, 17 April 2014 13:15 (eleven years ago)
Ghost bike
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS8ITN7eQ9M
― pick it up for ripple laser (onimo), Thursday, 17 April 2014 13:17 (eleven years ago)
wtf is wrong w/pplhttp://gawker.com/school-teacheIUHpleads-guilty-to-feeding-students-semen-1466218573?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
― get up in this twerk cypher (sunny successor), Saturday, 24 May 2014 00:40 (ten years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsSn_-NRwBQ#t=125
― scott seward, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 04:14 (ten years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvWntDqcpjE#t=152
― scott seward, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 04:18 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/ki8LTLV.jpg
http://gawker.com/mansion-falling-off-cliff-is-now-burning-off-cliff-1590522792
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 13 June 2014 19:00 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/McyTTBA.gif
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 00:22 (ten years ago)
O_O!!!!!!!!!!!
― Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 01:33 (ten years ago)
!!!
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 01:37 (ten years ago)
the people glued to their cameras on the left are fairly, fairly fortunate that the pitch took a bit of turn
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 01:37 (ten years ago)
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 14:43 (ten years ago)
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/07/queens-residents-bring-kids-to-shame-homeless.html
― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 04:26 (ten years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AAncbFlW28
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Sunday, 13 July 2014 14:14 (ten years ago)
thanks for that
― ogmor, Sunday, 13 July 2014 16:00 (ten years ago)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1692193/
― badg, Sunday, 13 July 2014 20:20 (ten years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjEsWj369rc
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 17:08 (ten years ago)
Fuck that. I don't even see a non-terrifying way of getting off that net.
― Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 19:50 (ten years ago)
http://vimeo.com/101358524
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 15:45 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/kFmweNs.jpg
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 17:14 (ten years ago)
i feel like this is some slippery slope no privacy ever shit herehttp://newsoffice.mit.edu/2014/algorithm-recovers-speech-from-vibrations-0804
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 August 2014 21:11 (ten years ago)
childhood fantasies of being james bond come crashing down as you spend days carefully analysing the vibrations in hotel curtains
― ogmor, Monday, 4 August 2014 21:25 (ten years ago)
horrifying
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Monday, 4 August 2014 22:10 (ten years ago)
i suppose there's likely better places to put that link but all i could think is that we got no private speech anymore when they start recording our windows all the timenow excuse me, i need to put my ipad next to me for comfort
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 August 2014 22:24 (ten years ago)
sorry to break this to you, but if they want to record you through a window they are going to use a laser microphone. that technology is as old as small laser diode chips, i.e. 50 years old, and the laser microphone is not going to require a high-speed camera to obtain high frequency information.
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 4 August 2014 22:55 (ten years ago)
can they see the thoughts in my head yet?
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Monday, 4 August 2014 22:56 (ten years ago)
through my protective thought-preserving tinfoil helmet, i mean
i figure if they want to record me they'll just give me a contract
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 August 2014 22:58 (ten years ago)
also, the signal from the 60 fps camera is pretty low. they have no noise in this demonstration. a more impressive demonstration would show that the SNR is good enough to recover conversations in the presence of typical room noise
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 4 August 2014 22:59 (ten years ago)
if you have a refrigerator, you are probably safe from this kind of eavesdropping for now
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 4 August 2014 23:02 (ten years ago)
What if I'm done talking, I smash the bag of chips?
― pplains, Monday, 4 August 2014 23:14 (ten years ago)
you make your house plant send the sign off signal, which is:http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--RD1edZ9M--/840535846751927878.gif
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 4 August 2014 23:19 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/NKBvL3H.gif
― 龜, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 01:22 (ten years ago)
that's like something that'd crawl out of the wall in a j-horror film
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 01:31 (ten years ago)
You'd escape it by running into a room and locking the door behind you only to see
http://i.imgur.com/RXlKNw8.gif
― 龜, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 01:35 (ten years ago)
ah very good
http://img.pandawhale.com/120614-mark-Wahlberg-computer-gif-Img-2v5J.gif
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 01:42 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/URrpJWm.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/zqCIJyZ.gif
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 21:51 (ten years ago)
that's definitely lol thread not o_O imo :D
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 22:09 (ten years ago)
dude is actively o_Oing imo
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 22:20 (ten years ago)
http://www.ohgizmo.com/2014/08/22/hyperlip-plastic-lips-forces-face-grimace/
http://i.imgur.com/zfYloUq.jpg
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Thursday, 28 August 2014 20:22 (ten years ago)
NO WAY DUDE
http://dangerousminds.net/comments/the_black_market_work_of_an_outlaw_taxidermist/?onswipe_redirect=no&oswrr=1
― scott seward, Thursday, 4 September 2014 17:47 (ten years ago)
http://images.dangerousminds.net/uploads/images/taxidermy2ponmfla.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 4 September 2014 17:48 (ten years ago)
those are kind of great! ... in a depressing scary sort of way
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 September 2014 17:56 (ten years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvaKfMFoNcI
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 14 September 2014 21:55 (ten years ago)
as a species we have failed
― imago, Sunday, 14 September 2014 22:00 (ten years ago)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2768117/Sushi-lover-s-entire-body-left-riddled-tapeworm-parasites-eating-contaminated-sashimi.html
― nakhchivan, Thursday, 25 September 2014 03:05 (ten years ago)
bleeeeehhhhhhhhh
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 September 2014 03:27 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/A1gYmNM.gif
― 龜, Thursday, 9 October 2014 17:51 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/CbSmAic.jpg?1
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 14:05 (ten years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4OYPiV1GsY
― gr8080, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 19:53 (ten years ago)
ew
― how's life, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 19:54 (ten years ago)
http://www.straitstimes.com/news/asia/east-asia/story/wife-chops-cheating-husbands-penis-twice-20150114
― 龜, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 15:47 (ten years ago)
chase no face has a new contenderhttp://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/zombie-cat-buried-cat-believed-dead-meows-back/story?id=28519513
― Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 10:38 (ten years ago)
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/A7f3APFhw5c/0.jpg
“The only thing I can think of is that this is God’s miracle. And I thought, why five days later? If Bart was alive before, he would have come to our homes earlier. All I can think of is that God created animal life on the fifth day.“He said this has been an emotional ordeal for him and his girlfriend, but he hasn't tried explaining the situation to his two-year old daughter."As a two-year old, she doesn't understand any of this either," he said.
He said this has been an emotional ordeal for him and his girlfriend, but he hasn't tried explaining the situation to his two-year old daughter.
"As a two-year old, she doesn't understand any of this either," he said.
― Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 10:40 (ten years ago)
those motherfuckers that buried a living cat are forever on my shitlist
I hope Bart eats their faces off
― mh, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 22:33 (ten years ago)
http://boingboing.net/2015/06/23/motorcycle-helmets-that-look-l.html
― goole, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 22:44 (nine years ago)
oh shit is posting boingboing to the noize bord a yellowcard
― goole, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 22:45 (nine years ago)
It was back in the day
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 00:00 (nine years ago)
on my way to goole's house to make him persona non grata in person
― Upright Mammal (mh), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 00:59 (nine years ago)
http://concepthuman.tumblr.com/post/122352041992/grawly-vinebox-where-does-the-ball-go
― gr8080, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 18:47 (nine years ago)
you can see the ball roll away
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 25 June 2015 10:28 (nine years ago)
WHERE
― gr8080, Thursday, 25 June 2015 18:52 (nine years ago)
Yeah I cant see it D:
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Friday, 26 June 2015 05:28 (nine years ago)
OK spoilers then...
You just get a glimpse of the ball rolling away if you concentrate on the left armpit of the kid in the yellow-green t-shirt. I think the illusion works so well because the eye thinks the ball must be rolling away behind the one in the black t-shirt, rather than the yellow one.
― Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 26 June 2015 10:05 (nine years ago)
Yeah, got it, you can see it as it falls before it hits the grass and he masks it as it rolls off the left of the screen.
― arbiter of sorrow (aldo), Friday, 26 June 2015 10:24 (nine years ago)
*sheepishly removes Church of the Ball priest's robes*
― mad maxwell's wasteland death suite (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 26 June 2015 14:33 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/Ifidf4y.gif
― 龜, Saturday, 4 July 2015 13:33 (nine years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZVk21Pco-c
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 04:45 (nine years ago)
Holy wtf
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 05:44 (nine years ago)
see
i know in my head that that's what it's like and yet seeing it is even worse than i imagine
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 06:19 (nine years ago)
http://articles.latimes.com/1995-11-16/business/fi-3736_1_calvin-klein
― gr8080, Monday, 13 July 2015 01:24 (nine years ago)
classic o_O
― Upright Mammal (mh), Monday, 13 July 2015 14:12 (nine years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc-N-SZm6Iw
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 18:28 (nine years ago)
the comments on that are a traet
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 18:29 (nine years ago)
http://twinkletush.com/
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 18:27 (nine years ago)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/11748087/Doctors-graft-hand-to-mans-leg-for-a-month-to-keep-it-alive.html
― Je55e, Saturday, 18 July 2015 20:38 (nine years ago)
http://query.nytimes.com/mem/archive-free/pdf?res=9403E5D81E3FE73BBC4852DFB566838D669FDE
The story was published in the New York Times on March 9th, and it caught the attention of Leopold Brandeis who was able to get his hands on a sample that had been preserved in glycerine. After examining it, Brandeis declared that the meat wasn’t a supernatural phenomenon, or in fact, according to him, even meat at all, but a substance called nostoc.Nostoc has been known to scientists since at least the 16th century when it was named by Paracelsus. As with the Kentucky shower, early on people believed that nostoc fell from the sky in large chunks (or more rightly blobs), and to medieval people it was known as “witch’s jelly” and “troll’s butter.”Technically a genus of cyanobacteria that live in colonies, it’s not clear when people realized that nostoc does not, in fact, come from the sky, but rather lives in the soil and on moist surfaces. When dry, it is easy to overlook nostoc as it appears as a dark, flaky crust; however, after a rain, nostoc will swell up into jelly-like masses. This led people to think it fell from the sky with rain, thus one of its nicknames “star jelly.”Edible and said to taste like chicken or frog, Brandeis was convinced that the Crouch’s had nothing more than bacterial blobs on their hands; however, although his theory accounted for some of the details in the report, he had overlooked two important points – eye witness testimony claims they actually saw the substance falling from the sky and it was a clear day with no rain.Further investigations were also conducted, including one by histologist, Dr. A. Mead Edwards, who also examined the chunks. He concluded that the substance was definitely not nostoc, but rather hunks of flesh. From the tissue samples he had, it appeared to come from the lungs of either a horse or a human baby.A third investigation by another histologist, Dr. J.W.S. Arnold, confirmed the presence of lung tissue, but also found animal cartilage. Subsequent investigations confirmed both histologists’ findings and also revealed muscular tissue.Finally, one man provided a theory that covered all of the facts. L. D. Kastenbine, M.D., a Professor of Chemistry at the Louisville College of Pharmacy, published an article on the matter that same year in the Louisville Medical Journal. Kastenbine concluded that the best explanation was that supplied by an old Ohio farmer: the meat had been vomited by several vultures who were flying too high to be seen (some varieties of vulture can fly as high as 40,000 feet; for reference Mount Everest is about 29,029 feet). Given that the chunks fell from a great height, they were scattered by the wind over a relatively large area.Both the turkey vulture, Cathartes aura, and the black vulture, Coragyps atratus, are found in that part of Kentucky, and both have been observed projectile vomiting the contents of their stomachs, sometimes in or just before they take flight. They particular do this in the presence of a predator, with the discarded contents of their stomachs simultaneously distracting the predator while also lightening the vulture’s load for flight. When one vomits, this also often induces others nearby to vomit as well. As to why this particular flock of vultures chose to vomit mid-flight is anybody’s guess, but at least the theory seems the most plausible explanation for this bizarre phenomenon.
Nostoc has been known to scientists since at least the 16th century when it was named by Paracelsus. As with the Kentucky shower, early on people believed that nostoc fell from the sky in large chunks (or more rightly blobs), and to medieval people it was known as “witch’s jelly” and “troll’s butter.”
Technically a genus of cyanobacteria that live in colonies, it’s not clear when people realized that nostoc does not, in fact, come from the sky, but rather lives in the soil and on moist surfaces. When dry, it is easy to overlook nostoc as it appears as a dark, flaky crust; however, after a rain, nostoc will swell up into jelly-like masses. This led people to think it fell from the sky with rain, thus one of its nicknames “star jelly.”
Edible and said to taste like chicken or frog, Brandeis was convinced that the Crouch’s had nothing more than bacterial blobs on their hands; however, although his theory accounted for some of the details in the report, he had overlooked two important points – eye witness testimony claims they actually saw the substance falling from the sky and it was a clear day with no rain.
Further investigations were also conducted, including one by histologist, Dr. A. Mead Edwards, who also examined the chunks. He concluded that the substance was definitely not nostoc, but rather hunks of flesh. From the tissue samples he had, it appeared to come from the lungs of either a horse or a human baby.
A third investigation by another histologist, Dr. J.W.S. Arnold, confirmed the presence of lung tissue, but also found animal cartilage. Subsequent investigations confirmed both histologists’ findings and also revealed muscular tissue.
Finally, one man provided a theory that covered all of the facts. L. D. Kastenbine, M.D., a Professor of Chemistry at the Louisville College of Pharmacy, published an article on the matter that same year in the Louisville Medical Journal. Kastenbine concluded that the best explanation was that supplied by an old Ohio farmer: the meat had been vomited by several vultures who were flying too high to be seen (some varieties of vulture can fly as high as 40,000 feet; for reference Mount Everest is about 29,029 feet). Given that the chunks fell from a great height, they were scattered by the wind over a relatively large area.
Both the turkey vulture, Cathartes aura, and the black vulture, Coragyps atratus, are found in that part of Kentucky, and both have been observed projectile vomiting the contents of their stomachs, sometimes in or just before they take flight. They particular do this in the presence of a predator, with the discarded contents of their stomachs simultaneously distracting the predator while also lightening the vulture’s load for flight. When one vomits, this also often induces others nearby to vomit as well. As to why this particular flock of vultures chose to vomit mid-flight is anybody’s guess, but at least the theory seems the most plausible explanation for this bizarre phenomenon.
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 July 2015 20:10 (nine years ago)
Um.
What?
― the lungs of either a horse or a human baby (Old Lunch), Monday, 27 July 2015 20:14 (nine years ago)
more like Lost Lunch
― goole, Monday, 27 July 2015 20:24 (nine years ago)
kentucky meat shower is my favorite josh homme project
― gr8080, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 13:17 (nine years ago)
"high-flying projectile-vomiting vultures, that's your explanation for everything isn't it!"
― Neil S, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 13:32 (nine years ago)
sequel to kentucky fried movie iirc xp
― Upright Mammal (mh), Thursday, 30 July 2015 21:16 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/xj2Am6I.jpg
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 August 2015 01:46 (nine years ago)
You know how you can still feel your legs going back and forth after you've spent the whole day skiing?
I bet that person has lots of great dreams at night.
― pplains, Monday, 10 August 2015 02:13 (nine years ago)
http://www.cultofweird.com/medical/jeremy-bentham-auto-icon/
http://www.ucl.ac.uk/Bentham-Project/who/autoicon/Virtual_Auto_Icon
http://blogs.nature.com/jeremy_bentham/auto-icon%20cropped%282%29.JPG
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 August 2015 01:03 (nine years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?t=162&v=obiARnsKUAo
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 August 2015 17:22 (nine years ago)
^specific timestamp there, here's the videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obiARnsKUAo
c.f. hannibal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJnKuw7Wvz4
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Monday, 24 August 2015 20:45 (nine years ago)
Casu Marzu cheese is rotting pecorino that is infested with live maggots as part of the curing processhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG0y1eMc6GQ
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 September 2015 15:02 (nine years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-74dQpydZ8
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 September 2015 22:52 (nine years ago)
this is fucking crazy (warning: dead body)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3469044/Mummified-body-German-adventurer-vanished-inside-drifting-yacht-Philippines.html
― gr8080, Monday, 29 February 2016 18:03 (nine years ago)
on the lower end of o_O but
http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/03/us/astronaut-scott-kelly-houston/index.html
Kelly, 52, returns home a little bit taller than his brother. The twins used to be the same height -- but not anymore.
Scott Kelly grew 2 inches during his time aboard the International Space Station, NASA's Jeff Williams said.
It was expected, and it's temporary, Williams said.
"Astronauts get taller in space as the spine elongates," Williams said. "But they return to preflight height after a short time back on Earth."
― nomar, Thursday, 3 March 2016 16:49 (nine years ago)
yeah space does all kinds of crazy things to yr body
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 3 March 2016 16:55 (nine years ago)
What if when they opened the hatch door, it was the twin brother who got out.
― pplains, Thursday, 3 March 2016 17:01 (nine years ago)
Doesn't that happen when you lie down, too? To probably a more negligible extent, but still.
― Telephone Meatballs (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 March 2016 17:03 (nine years ago)
scott kelly's been replaced by an alien emissary, watch his photo op with obama for signs of secret signals being passed between the two of them. "hussein" intends to sell us to the highest space bidder.
― nomar, Thursday, 3 March 2016 17:40 (nine years ago)
Weird enough, last night my kid pulled me aside to tell me that has been measuring his height before bed at night and when he wakes up in the morning. Pencil marks on the walls, etc. There's a small but noticeable difference!
― how's life, Thursday, 3 March 2016 17:42 (nine years ago)
Whatever the opposite of a scientist is is what I am, but my understanding is that the shrinkage is all about gravity compressing your vertebrae together when you stand.
― Telephone Meatballs (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 March 2016 17:46 (nine years ago)
yeah, the spongy bits between your vertebrae dehydrate and get compressed during the day, and at night they decompress
― μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 3 March 2016 18:34 (nine years ago)
he's 1/1000 of a second younger too, according to neil tyson
― lute bro (brimstead), Thursday, 3 March 2016 20:15 (nine years ago)
https://vimeo.com/74033442
― ulysses, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 06:06 (nine years ago)
http://www.coolhunting.com/link/cyborg-beetles-could-one-day-replace-drones?utm_source=sendicate&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=2016-04-04+CH+Daily+for+04+April+2016
― human life won't become a cat (man alive), Monday, 4 April 2016 15:00 (nine years ago)
Could cyborg insects be the next step in the evolution of drones? Engineers from Singapore's Nanyang Technological University and the University of California Berkeley seem to think so. They’ve developed a way to remotely control beetles by inserting electrodes on the their legs, optic lobes and flight muscles.
― human life won't become a cat (man alive), Monday, 4 April 2016 15:01 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/EsKy6jk.png
― 龜, Thursday, 26 May 2016 18:25 (eight years ago)
"latches" good god.
― how's life, Thursday, 26 May 2016 18:31 (eight years ago)
it's an evocative phrase no doubt
― ulysses, Friday, 27 May 2016 00:04 (eight years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/o90pfjT.gif
parasitic nematode
― mario vargis loosa (wins), Sunday, 5 June 2016 18:49 (eight years ago)
Frog post
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 5 June 2016 19:10 (eight years ago)
toad and 'tode
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Sunday, 5 June 2016 19:17 (eight years ago)
tode of toad 'ball
― ogmor, Sunday, 5 June 2016 19:18 (eight years ago)
the tadpole of my eye
― 龜, Sunday, 5 June 2016 19:22 (eight years ago)
I can't figure out if there's one or two in there
I know that some species are self-fertilising hermaphrodites so it could be bangin itself in that dudes eye
― mario vargis loosa (wins), Sunday, 5 June 2016 19:36 (eight years ago)
well that image just fucked me up good and plenty.
when i was a kid, i read a story in a loose reader's digest that was floating around my grammar school with a story about a larval parasite that afflicts a gerbil and the vet takes the knife to the gerbil and dislodges a huge grub "the size of a thumbnail" that was sloshing around in it's innardsand late that night, little me visualized that grub in my own belly blocking me up and snaking up to my throat and i convinced myself that the glottal click of my uvula was the extruding head of a parasitic worm lolling out my throat and i screamed and screamed and screamed and i suppose i somehow stopped believing that was happening but i don't remember how.
so hello darkness my old friend.
― De La Soul is no Major Lazer (ulysses), Monday, 6 June 2016 00:51 (eight years ago)
The worm that didnt turn up
― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 6 June 2016 01:19 (eight years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVOYrdXfAz4
― laraaji p. henson (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 29 July 2016 02:29 (eight years ago)
ASMRong
― skateboard of education (rip van wanko), Friday, 29 July 2016 02:56 (eight years ago)
http://www.barstoolsports.com/iowa/wannabe-rapper-shoots-himself-in-the-face-for-no-reason-warning-pretty-damn-bloody/?utm_source=mobile&utm_medium=related&utm_campaign=push
NSFW (bloody)
― skateboard of education (rip van wanko), Friday, 29 July 2016 03:55 (eight years ago)
jesus christ that toe video is superbly hideous
― ogmor, Friday, 29 July 2016 08:08 (eight years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH4rdg-74ik
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 15:52 (eight years ago)
http://www.nj.com/warren/index.ssf/2016/08/we_have_a_negro_woman_on_our_governing_body_nj_may.html#incart_2box_nj-homepage-featured'We have a negro woman on our governing body,' N.J. mayor boasts in email***"She is a negro woman," said McDonald, a Democrat, adding that he meant no offense with the term. When asked why he didn't refer to her simply as a black woman, he said: "This isn't something that I gave any thought to. Negro is a word I believe is used commonly."
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 19 August 2016 20:52 (eight years ago)
they cut down this huge tree in front of my kid's school. 200,000 bees and an 8 foot honeycomb inside.
https://scontent.fbos1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14322470_1665448773768768_1076399757175116005_n.jpg?oh=76fcd2a92f505739d7887de343aafa3f&oe=587B2A90
https://scontent.fbos1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14369891_1665448663768779_7513389532813787267_n.jpg?oh=ff26270a17d92e18f353064d6a4d6b87&oe=586C1977
https://scontent.fbos1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14333689_1665448693768776_7511375968523076630_n.jpg?oh=40b7fc5794037a1a918115616b8dce90&oe=5838B7C2
https://scontent.fbos1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14332977_10155116733567137_8745001229679750789_n.jpg?oh=1a29841ffdfa0cb34c20118b13969bb1&oe=5878BC8E
― scott seward, Monday, 19 September 2016 23:12 (eight years ago)
https://66.media.tumblr.com/08840a49fba419bf6b93430b841fa959/tumblr_n3jhejdvcV1sj03l5o1_400.gif
― laraaji p. henson (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 01:38 (eight years ago)
Did they know there were bees in there? Because if not, yeesh.
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 02:02 (eight years ago)
Wow @ the bees. My god.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 02:17 (eight years ago)
are the bees ok?
― esempiu (crüt), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 02:40 (eight years ago)
they relocated the bees.
and no they didn't know there were so many bees inside when they cut it down!
― scott seward, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 03:22 (eight years ago)
did they know there were at least like a few bees?
― laraaji p. henson (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 03:26 (eight years ago)
do all trees just have bees in them!?
sometimes snakes. or gnomes.
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 03:35 (eight years ago)
this tree was humongous and ancient but also rotting inside and probably really hollow inside in places and they probably knew there were bees but had no idea that ALL the bees in town were in there...
― scott seward, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 03:44 (eight years ago)
that is a serious bee condo complex
― savvinesslessness (map), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 03:46 (eight years ago)
Everyone called it Th Buzzing Tree, but no one knew why.
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 04:28 (eight years ago)
early settlers to the area were told by the native people that it was known as "the tree with all the bees, where the bees live" but it was disregarded
― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 14:24 (eight years ago)
https://scontent.fbos1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16299021_10212249044727024_386980329271150337_n.jpg?oh=206eb1c8e7f0a078cd9bd71b6260f87b&oe=590651BD
― scott seward, Sunday, 29 January 2017 06:18 (eight years ago)
also gonna say it since this is the contoroversial opinion thread
fat dudes have lower sexual appetite/function (cut or uncut) and act more feminine
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Monday, June 5, 2017 12:22 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark
― 龜, Monday, 5 June 2017 18:28 (seven years ago)
I love incest fantasies so that's a recommendation for me.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, January 26, 2019 3:27 PM (six days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 1 February 2019 21:24 (six years ago)
google "autism jeans"
― I wanna publish memes and rage against machimes (rip van wanko), Thursday, 30 January 2020 03:27 (five years ago)
all billie eilish would have to go is walk outside the house wearing these fucked up jeans but once and the world of pants as we know it would never be the same again
― del griffith, Thursday, 30 January 2020 03:41 (five years ago)
i typed go isntead of do because of my autism
― del griffith, Thursday, 30 January 2020 03:42 (five years ago)
Grim as it sounds, my CPR instructor pointed out that CPR is only rarely effective. Most people who require CPR die anyway. Consequently, you should never worry about hurting the person you are doing hard chest compressions on, or whether you remember how to do it exactly right. Instead, you should consider the recipient to be as good as dead anyway. At best you might extend their viability for a few minutes until you are too exhausted to continue. If no further help arrives in that time, they are goners.
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, February 9, 2020 2:35 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― otm into winter (rip van wanko), Sunday, 9 February 2020 21:06 (five years ago)
uh.http://www.hotdoll.fr/contenu.php?id_contenu=8
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 14 February 2020 14:49 (five years ago)
can't play the video, now i'm wondering why i clicked
― rip van wanko, Friday, 14 February 2020 16:39 (five years ago)
I guess no one reviewed this?
https://i.ibb.co/QvHLH8Z/Screenshot-Capture-2022-06-14-11-52-46.png
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 14 June 2022 15:53 (two years ago)