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An idea whose time has come.

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 16:37 (thirteen years ago)

ac transit bus fight never4get

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:39 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.heraeusamba.com/

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:43 (thirteen years ago)

and thanks. i don't know why i couldn't just do it myself. i just couldn't.

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:44 (thirteen years ago)

just a relief to be out of there. felt like being at the bottom of a deep pit and all those old lolz were gonna come crashing down on my head.

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:45 (thirteen years ago)

an avalolche, as it were

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 17:53 (thirteen years ago)

scott you should learn how to use bookmarks it will take you approx 8 seconds to learn

♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:09 (thirteen years ago)

do they enable you to look at an entire 5000 post thread?

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:15 (thirteen years ago)

i just opened that thread up to see if i could. almost 6000 posts actually.

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:19 (thirteen years ago)

my computer is still working on it...

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:19 (thirteen years ago)

no :(

but going to settings and turning off images will! (not very useful on a lolz thread tho)

♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:21 (thirteen years ago)

yeah i just think if a thread gets that long nobody will ever be able to look at most of it again? a 2000 post clusterfuck thread with mostly comments is pretty easy to open up quickly. but the video/picture-heavy ones will be unreadable for future generations. maybe computers will just get really good at that kind of thing. but i like going through the old stuff i missed and that thread made that kind of impossible. i'll try the bookmark thing.

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:24 (thirteen years ago)

i am glad you consider future generations when you think about ILX, i do too

♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

Grubby little future ingrates...

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:26 (thirteen years ago)

i believe the children are our zingers

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:27 (thirteen years ago)

yeah i just think if a thread gets that long nobody will ever be able to look at most of it again? a 2000 post clusterfuck thread with mostly comments is pretty easy to open up quickly. but the video/picture-heavy ones will be unreadable for future generations. maybe computers will just get really good at that kind of thing. but i like going through the old stuff i missed and that thread made that kind of impossible. i'll try the bookmark thing.

― scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:24 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yuh im p certain future computers will be fine

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:42 (thirteen years ago)

its not like apple are gonna be all 'eh... they are alright as they are now, we just cannae be fucked to keep improving'

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:43 (thirteen years ago)

Apple. Think Cannae Be Fucked.

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:50 (thirteen years ago)

are we lol'ing harder yet

shit_ebooks (am0n), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 18:54 (thirteen years ago)

http://balletalert.invisionzone.com/public/style_emoticons/default/rofl.GIF

shit_ebooks (am0n), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

GET OUT OF HER!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymanPS6VAF4

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:15 (thirteen years ago)

GAGANESS IS NEVER NEXT TO GODLINESS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9zeVo-tpok

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:19 (thirteen years ago)

OUR MASTER IS NOT THE MONSTER

???

shit_ebooks (am0n), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 19:30 (thirteen years ago)

seriously better than the original:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9GTAIhksPcw#!

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:45 (thirteen years ago)

sorry, i meant:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GTAIhksPcw

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:46 (thirteen years ago)

3:30

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 22:47 (thirteen years ago)

Hey ZS.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:45 (thirteen years ago)

Went to the Avatar store today.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:45 (thirteen years ago)

Got you a little something.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:45 (thirteen years ago)

Hang on. Where did I put it.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:45 (thirteen years ago)

Oh.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:46 (thirteen years ago)

Here it is.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:46 (thirteen years ago)

http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/7162/screenshot20120522at744.png

pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:46 (thirteen years ago)

hahahahha
YES

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 02:21 (thirteen years ago)

Nope, disagree!! Zooey is a tree hugger and a marijuana activist.....she probably asked if it was raining, then smoked a big bowl and then found enough energy in her stoned ass to make it to the window. Hence the fact that her next course of action was to order in food. But Zooey is an actress AND a supermodel....therefore she has a supermodel appetite....a very insubstantial appetite I might add considering she would burden a restaurant delivery employee to simply deliver some tomato soup...

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sanskrit, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 13:47 (thirteen years ago)

tbf, ordering in a bowl of tomato soup is some stoner activity

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:26 (thirteen years ago)

"Burden"? Dude gets to leave the restaurant (probably smoke out, himself) and I'm sure twee-princess Zooey will tip him well.

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:06 (thirteen years ago)

siri... burden a restaurant employee
I FOUND THREE RESTAURANT EMPLOYEES NEARBY

phooey and nuts and phooey (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 15:36 (thirteen years ago)

the shackles of door delivery

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 17:41 (thirteen years ago)

did gr8ee see this? i know he likes restaurant talk

http://www.arbys.com/Statement_05-17.pdf

http://now.msn.com/now/0517-arbys-finger-sandwich.aspx

scott seward, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 22:58 (thirteen years ago)

https://p.twimg.com/At-yeqKCEAEKdQJ.jpg:large

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 28 May 2012 22:23 (thirteen years ago)

^ lol

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:26 (thirteen years ago)

Wait - you guys have never seen that before?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:27 (thirteen years ago)

It's a classic.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:27 (thirteen years ago)

i'm way behind on my bieber studies

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:34 (thirteen years ago)

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/168876_10150858782496840_573511839_10009019_1176226974_n.jpg

judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 31 May 2012 14:40 (thirteen years ago)

loooooooool

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 31 May 2012 14:42 (thirteen years ago)

What?!

"Wet chunks of China people and queers fly everywhere." (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:34 (thirteen years ago)

RIM = Research in Motion, maker of an early precursor to the smartphone

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:38 (thirteen years ago)

"an early precursor"

haha

goole, Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:50 (thirteen years ago)

an "early precursor", as in "the first"

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 31 May 2012 15:51 (thirteen years ago)

i though he was zinging the blackberry

sorry, i work with nerds. they do that.

goole, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:03 (thirteen years ago)

I was

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:03 (thirteen years ago)

nerd!

goole, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:04 (thirteen years ago)

walked into it

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:05 (thirteen years ago)

zinging the blackberry

is that some sort of new term for RIM jobs?

pplains, Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:06 (thirteen years ago)

blacker the berry, sweeter the RIM?

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 May 2012 16:09 (thirteen years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/582282_350174645049409_382161801_n.jpg

scott seward, Saturday, 2 June 2012 01:49 (thirteen years ago)

^ the GOAT

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 2 June 2012 12:17 (thirteen years ago)

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s320x320/536517_278273278938272_115224975243104_512020_30329631_n.jpg

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 2 June 2012 12:17 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/XP5ef.png

chris paul george hill (dayo), Sunday, 3 June 2012 12:26 (thirteen years ago)

it looks like four one way streets converging

atlas arghed (brownie), Sunday, 3 June 2012 14:24 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iheOMq8UkN4

♆ (gr8080), Monday, 4 June 2012 23:29 (thirteen years ago)

Greek cats say "neow!"

del griffith, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 01:30 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/dutch-artist-turns-dead-cat-remote-controlled-helicopter-dubbed-orvillecopter-article-1.1089478

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 02:27 (thirteen years ago)

Mostly lol? Mostly sad? Mostly o_O? I don't even know anymore.

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 02:28 (thirteen years ago)

mostly posted on a bunch of threads already iirc

way instain eyes (electricsound), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 02:40 (thirteen years ago)

yeah it would be I guess

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 02:43 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NHGeSr3pFE

pplains, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 18:13 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB3PmDUGWFk

pplains, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 18:14 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urgWjaIbB1k

pplains, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 18:14 (thirteen years ago)

I'm not indie, that's not my music background.

― โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka Bulgarian Tourist Chamber (Mount Cleaners), Thursday, June 7, 2012 9:21 AM

shit_ebooks (am0n), Thursday, 7 June 2012 16:25 (thirteen years ago)

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m55j44eanO1qzcv7no1_500.jpg

Je55e, Thursday, 7 June 2012 19:18 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.whatacatch.net/images/logo.png

goole, Thursday, 7 June 2012 19:19 (thirteen years ago)

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/538328_10151001839910600_384354471_n.jpg

♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 7 June 2012 19:23 (thirteen years ago)

http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/6599/screenshot20120427at939.png

pplains, Thursday, 7 June 2012 19:40 (thirteen years ago)

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m55j44eanO1qzcv7no2_500.png

“Argh!” I cry. But I really don’t care. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 June 2012 19:52 (thirteen years ago)

lol @ Danzig Clay

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 8 June 2012 15:54 (thirteen years ago)

Danzrew Dance Clay

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Friday, 8 June 2012 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

gr80: http://www.chinasmack.com/2012/videos/chinese-reporter-mistakes-male-masturbation-toy-as-rare-mushroom.html

Faith in Humanity: Restored (dayo), Saturday, 23 June 2012 12:39 (thirteen years ago)

The programme team apologizes that the reporter is too young to understand worldly affairs.

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Saturday, 23 June 2012 16:22 (thirteen years ago)

Apparently everyone else - the cameraperson, the crew, the editors, etc - was also too young to understand worldly affairs.

i recommend a team building masturbation toy field trip for the whole crew

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Saturday, 23 June 2012 16:24 (thirteen years ago)

http://shanghaiist.com/2012/06/21/artificial-vajayjay-mushroom-seller.php

Faith in Humanity: Restored (dayo), Saturday, 23 June 2012 16:32 (thirteen years ago)

When one "prospective buyer" questions the man about the veracity of the report, he answers matter-of-factly, "It's on the news. How can it be fake?"

Pointing to the cheapest taisui available which is labelled "young mushroom" and going for a very affordable 800RMB, the buyer fails to contain his laughter as he asks the seller how old the mushroom is.

"About ten years old," came the response.

"Why doesn't it have an 'eye' then?"

"That's because it hasn't matured fully," replied the seasoned salesman. "Once it's fully grown, it'll have the 'eye'."

With entrepreneurs like this, there's great hope that China will breeze through the global economic storm and upturn any downturn that may come its way.

Faith in Humanity: Restored (dayo), Saturday, 23 June 2012 16:32 (thirteen years ago)

what a world.

♆ (gr8080), Saturday, 23 June 2012 21:29 (thirteen years ago)

i guess this is a super old meme but its new to me damnit and i lol'd heartily

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JcniyQYFU6M

Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Monday, 25 June 2012 15:50 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yWiygYgi6U

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 25 June 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

NAME TEH REINDERRERE

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 15:21 (thirteen years ago)

that whole channel is just amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jKAksuhb2U

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 02:28 (thirteen years ago)

hahaha

awwwwwwwwwwwwww

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 02:32 (thirteen years ago)

Hahaha.

The title is unfair to this kid.

Je55e, Thursday, 28 June 2012 03:58 (thirteen years ago)

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1207006/cc-and-spidey2.gif

pplains, Thursday, 28 June 2012 15:47 (thirteen years ago)

perfect

am0n, Thursday, 28 June 2012 16:16 (thirteen years ago)

lol

mississippi joan hart (crüt), Thursday, 28 June 2012 17:49 (thirteen years ago)

aaaaaahahahahaha

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 28 June 2012 20:24 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.etsy.com/shop/BSTJ?ref=seller_info

max, Thursday, 28 June 2012 22:37 (thirteen years ago)

dormroom accessories

http://www.etsy.com/listing/102268664/danny-brown-wheatgrass-plant-dormroom

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 28 June 2012 22:40 (thirteen years ago)

http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/4806/47283297.b/0_90625_4781df9d_L

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 28 June 2012 22:45 (thirteen years ago)

a match made in photoshop

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 June 2012 23:34 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGP0D16i4KM

scott seward, Friday, 29 June 2012 03:20 (thirteen years ago)

helmut?
helmut?

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 June 2012 04:52 (thirteen years ago)

brond james

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_w5aYLieL8

am0n, Saturday, 30 June 2012 03:57 (thirteen years ago)

https://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6bvi49d0X1qkej80o1_500.png

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 30 June 2012 13:37 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/3rJo6.gif

am0n, Saturday, 30 June 2012 15:18 (thirteen years ago)

hahahaha

♆ (gr8080), Saturday, 30 June 2012 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

<3

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Saturday, 30 June 2012 20:35 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf0l3NO-35U

goole, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 18:27 (thirteen years ago)

This is as usual all a hoax.. There is no Road Buildings that benefit the People. You will notice this by Chinese now rebuilding Bridges in the USA. Why? Because as Martial Law sets in, These TANKS being deployed will have to cross these bridges. Highways are unimportant. We as a fact are being lied to by the media about what our alleged Great Government is doing. You might notice that Google, Bing and other Engines now block hyperlinks in your searches. I am going to do a video to Prove this.
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now all my posts got ship in it (dayo), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 18:45 (thirteen years ago)

more like supercool raccoon chilling on top of pole

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 22:10 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.montrealgazette.com/news/Body+part+found+Montreal+park+belongs+police+confirm/6883479/story.html

at least the body can head home to china now

the late great, Thursday, 5 July 2012 02:30 (thirteen years ago)

ah shit

i meant to post this in o_O

now i look like an awful human being

the late great, Thursday, 5 July 2012 02:32 (thirteen years ago)

"now"

balls, Thursday, 5 July 2012 03:12 (thirteen years ago)

too obvious use of scare quotes imo

the late great, Thursday, 5 July 2012 03:25 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmU6BChuiBs

kneel aurmstrong (harbl), Thursday, 5 July 2012 21:09 (thirteen years ago)

loss LOLz of composure

the late great, Thursday, 5 July 2012 21:14 (thirteen years ago)

looooool

what happens if you just run through each hurdle and win? is there a requirement that you have to attempt to jump?

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 5 July 2012 21:15 (thirteen years ago)

that's good stuff

goole, Thursday, 5 July 2012 21:17 (thirteen years ago)

the guy on the left methodically kicks down every single one btw

goole, Thursday, 5 July 2012 21:17 (thirteen years ago)

i love that dude

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 July 2012 21:27 (thirteen years ago)

maybe at some point he just figured since everyone had knocked a hurdle into another lane that the race would be restarted

the late great, Thursday, 5 July 2012 21:29 (thirteen years ago)

guy in black didnt hit any. he will represent china in olympics xD
R3T41L 11 hours ago

am0n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 21:34 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2OJsROIfI0

am0n, Friday, 6 July 2012 03:11 (thirteen years ago)

(original)

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 July 2012 15:13 (thirteen years ago)

uhh apple

am0n, Friday, 6 July 2012 15:28 (thirteen years ago)

has everyone already seen this? pretty cool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFGAQrEUaeU

scott seward, Friday, 6 July 2012 17:07 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=tVEPvXBEOSE

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 July 2012 05:28 (thirteen years ago)

animated gif of 2:03-2:05

the late great, Sunday, 8 July 2012 06:02 (thirteen years ago)

that was abt scott's, weatherman has great delivery in the last one

the late great, Sunday, 8 July 2012 06:07 (thirteen years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6pw1ukmbh1qa877po1_500.png

du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Monday, 9 July 2012 21:45 (thirteen years ago)

(i know there's real info on there, pulled it directly from somebody's tumblr)

du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Monday, 9 July 2012 21:46 (thirteen years ago)

(so if mods wanna linkify or w/e, ok)

du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Monday, 9 July 2012 21:46 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBkAi-giu-g

pplains, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 00:55 (thirteen years ago)

genuine lols

catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 01:09 (thirteen years ago)

superblanche

is capybara gay? (Ówen P.), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 01:14 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkskuSXqUD0

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 13 July 2012 04:07 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/gLq2f.gif

calum-y maybe (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 16 July 2012 01:56 (thirteen years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ndsc9sUz1r9zxnho1_500.jpg

pplains, Monday, 16 July 2012 23:46 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBM7i84BThE

This clam, stranded on someone’s floor, is trying to dig itself (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 04:10 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWDL93c4tiM

du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 14:22 (thirteen years ago)

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Yeah and I ~obstruction~ you/ya fucking blind cunt (pause) fucking k (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 15:04 (thirteen years ago)

Jumping A Suzuki Sidekick (Screwed & Chopped)

du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 15:05 (thirteen years ago)

that suzuki sidekick jump was tremendous. kudos and congratulations.

there's this channel on youtube, forget what it's called, somebody's ranch. it's all videos like that, love it.

the late great, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 19:43 (thirteen years ago)

okay star wars call me maybe is pretty great

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 00:39 (thirteen years ago)

luv u onion

http://www.theonion.com/articles/my-year-volunteering-as-a-teacher-helped-educate-a,28803/

scott seward, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 00:45 (thirteen years ago)

^^ truth bomb

dayo, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 23:24 (thirteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c1/Paizuri.ogg

aurally nsfw

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 19 July 2012 00:29 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.facebook.com/dogthebountyhunter/posts/10151043011368630

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 19 July 2012 02:35 (thirteen years ago)

that paizuri reading is pretty much screaming for a remix

This clam, stranded on someone’s floor, is trying to dig itself (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 July 2012 03:47 (thirteen years ago)

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

― Yeah and I ~obstruction~ you/ya fucking blind cunt (pause) fucking k (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, July 17, 2012 3:04 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 22 July 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyTdB_3HBp4

pplains, Monday, 23 July 2012 15:53 (thirteen years ago)

omg i had that phone at 1:08

goole, Monday, 23 July 2012 15:56 (thirteen years ago)

I did too!

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 23 July 2012 16:00 (thirteen years ago)

whatchoo know about goosebumps

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 July 2012 16:21 (thirteen years ago)

OH SHIT THE EXECUTOR
that dumb keyring thing

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 July 2012 16:23 (thirteen years ago)

this had me rolling btw, montell jordan ftw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in0RR9R0Fpw

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 July 2012 16:26 (thirteen years ago)

That is amazing

shmamille shmaglia (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 05:22 (thirteen years ago)

I am dying @ the Sonic/S&K/Game Genie Nomad tower

shmamille shmaglia (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 05:22 (thirteen years ago)

who can really say why sega ended up getting out of the hardware business

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2007/01/genesistower.jpg

you're all going to hello (Z S), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 12:57 (thirteen years ago)

The fuck is plugged into the 32X?

shmamille shmaglia (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 13:22 (thirteen years ago)

Sega was clearly angling to break into the vacuum cleaner market

PITILESS LIVE SHOW (DJP), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 13:43 (thirteen years ago)

Door, crappy, interior, with frame and trim. And hole (Northampton)

Well, this is not the greatest door ever seen. On the bright side, it comes with trim and just presses into a 2x4 wall... it's the kind with two parts that mate together, one on each side of the wall. then just nail the trim to the wall and that's it. And it has a hole little hole in it. It is a crappy hollow core door stained a dark wood color. You could paint it.

Unfortunately there's no pictures. I don't know which way it swings. Has hinges but no knob.

The first person who replies with a functional phone number will get a call. The first person who picks answers the phone gets the first option to take the door. Preference is given to someone who will just come take it away.

http://westernmass.craigslist.org/zip/3165523824.html

scott seward, Friday, 27 July 2012 02:01 (thirteen years ago)

did you call or did you post it

the late great, Friday, 27 July 2012 02:33 (thirteen years ago)

i just like it.

scott seward, Friday, 27 July 2012 02:43 (thirteen years ago)

best poem:

Door

Crappy

Interior

With Frame And Trim

And Hole

scott seward, Friday, 27 July 2012 02:44 (thirteen years ago)

preference will be given to the person who comes and takes the door! do u see???

scott seward, Friday, 27 July 2012 02:46 (thirteen years ago)

missed connections

the late great, Friday, 27 July 2012 02:47 (thirteen years ago)

hi you showed up to get my door but i couldn't open it for you cause i don't know which way it swings and it has no knob

the late great, Friday, 27 July 2012 02:48 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkJEt1UsUcs

scott seward, Saturday, 28 July 2012 12:41 (thirteen years ago)

http://myhotcomments.com/graphics/Girls

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 29 July 2012 00:50 (thirteen years ago)

http://ly.fdots.com/cc/lc/38/387137dbaec424311d0a0afe1e803ae7.gif

pplains, Sunday, 29 July 2012 02:25 (thirteen years ago)

http://ly.fdots.com/cc/lc/e5/e528ec14eb5c77890a7b4671b435ccc2.jpg

DAMNSTRAIGHT

you're all going to hello (Z S), Sunday, 29 July 2012 02:27 (thirteen years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1udxv48uO1qchzcgo2_1280.png

pplains, Sunday, 29 July 2012 02:31 (thirteen years ago)

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/c0.0.243.243/p403x403/418656_677738953790_913397525_n.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 29 July 2012 02:50 (thirteen years ago)

it's not your fault you've never taken a shower in your life?

funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Sunday, 29 July 2012 02:58 (thirteen years ago)

http://ly.fdots.com/cc/lc/5f/5f1ff7add4121da88d74a43e285437e0.gif

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 29 July 2012 18:16 (thirteen years ago)

i kinda like that!

you're all going to hello (Z S), Sunday, 29 July 2012 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

REALEST THREAD OUT

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 30 July 2012 00:07 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Lead_gDb48w

jed_, Monday, 30 July 2012 13:20 (thirteen years ago)

try again:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lead_gDb48w

jed_, Monday, 30 July 2012 13:22 (thirteen years ago)

hm, it's worth the click.

jed_, Monday, 30 July 2012 13:22 (thirteen years ago)

those pink knives are amazing

, Blogger (schlump), Monday, 30 July 2012 13:26 (thirteen years ago)

http://i48.tinypic.com/5cxe6x.jpg

you're all going to hello (Z S), Monday, 30 July 2012 13:53 (thirteen years ago)

kinda lol mostly gross?

Will Chave (Hurting 2), Monday, 30 July 2012 14:57 (thirteen years ago)

haha, yeah the Deadspin headline was Perverts Abound At The London Olympics

you're all going to hello (Z S), Monday, 30 July 2012 15:19 (thirteen years ago)

britanese sounds a lot like my impression of an Australian accent

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 30 July 2012 23:20 (thirteen years ago)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bEIoBUUFt8

fuck google analytics (am0n), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 18:32 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bEIoBUUFt8

fuck google analytics (am0n), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 18:33 (thirteen years ago)

omg!!!!

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 18:34 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-MZE0y_9bc

Eric H., Tuesday, 31 July 2012 18:38 (thirteen years ago)

E.T. is named for his wrinkled resemblance to alien in the popular 1982 movie "E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial."

fuck google analytics (am0n), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 18:40 (thirteen years ago)

I love him.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 18:44 (thirteen years ago)

This guy has a real career ahead of him. Can't wait to see him at WOMEX

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 19:54 (thirteen years ago)

the bell noise is amazing

the late great, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 20:23 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.joeykramer.com/af1/cms/RockinRoastinHome.jpg

Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 22:49 (thirteen years ago)

dead eyes

joaquin haus-partizan (s1ocki), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 23:06 (thirteen years ago)

soul patch, head cocked slightly

fuck google analytics (am0n), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 23:17 (thirteen years ago)

drumstick playing a cup of coffee

fuck google analytics (am0n), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 23:17 (thirteen years ago)

thanks Joey Kramer for the brand-new display name!

lick of the rim (Matt P), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 23:21 (thirteen years ago)

Eww!

Ówen P., Tuesday, 31 July 2012 23:23 (thirteen years ago)

chock full o'nuts

fuck google analytics (am0n), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 23:27 (thirteen years ago)

there's a lot going on there, but yeah don't drum yr coffee

mookieproof, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 23:30 (thirteen years ago)

i love that drumstick hitting the cup of coffee

HEY WATCH IT JOEY KRAMER, I'M TRYING TO WAKE UP HERE

you're all going to hello (Z S), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 00:58 (thirteen years ago)

haha

fuck google analytics (am0n), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 03:02 (thirteen years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m82aj2vGlB1qzhmooo1_500.png

fuck google analytics (am0n), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 14:17 (thirteen years ago)

Music To Your...Lips?

andrew m., Wednesday, 1 August 2012 20:12 (thirteen years ago)

not sure which headline matches the pic, poll??

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8422/7701224444_8a15b340c7_b.jpg

the late great, Friday, 3 August 2012 00:13 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzyrsC25SFA

the mandy moorhols (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 3 August 2012 14:41 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/0IWpa.jpg

am0n, Friday, 3 August 2012 15:30 (thirteen years ago)

http://i50.tinypic.com/en8mw.jpg

○ (gr8080), Friday, 3 August 2012 20:22 (thirteen years ago)

looooooool

a hoy hoy, Friday, 3 August 2012 20:23 (thirteen years ago)

ha

am0n, Friday, 3 August 2012 20:23 (thirteen years ago)

shopped labret

goole, Friday, 3 August 2012 20:26 (thirteen years ago)

just came here to post that

Will Chave (Hurting 2), Friday, 3 August 2012 20:31 (thirteen years ago)

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/24368066.jpg

Will Chave (Hurting 2), Friday, 3 August 2012 20:33 (thirteen years ago)

hahaha

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 August 2012 20:48 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.istockphoto.com/stock-photo-9092502-retro-dj-series.php?st=28e13c3

○ (gr8080), Saturday, 4 August 2012 07:12 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.istockphoto.com/stock-photo-9092535-retro-dj-series.php?st=28e13c3

○ (gr8080), Saturday, 4 August 2012 07:16 (thirteen years ago)

"retro" is funny

when are those from? iirc dj dave silver had that sweater on 90210.

the late great, Saturday, 4 August 2012 07:43 (thirteen years ago)

the drapes look 95-ish too

the late great, Saturday, 4 August 2012 07:45 (thirteen years ago)

jah guide me record needle

http://oi46.tinypic.com/122k978.jpg

am0n, Saturday, 4 August 2012 14:37 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.istockphoto.com/stock-video-15832485-party-dj.php?st=50b9f57

wat

am0n, Saturday, 4 August 2012 14:39 (thirteen years ago)

DJ playing music on the turntable at a party.
Hand held camera, bit shaky with slightly edited colors.

am0n, Saturday, 4 August 2012 14:40 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/HGhUA.gif

am0n, Saturday, 4 August 2012 14:44 (thirteen years ago)

i just noticed he doesn't even have cartridges

the late great, Saturday, 4 August 2012 17:33 (thirteen years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m873pgrnzx1qz7wfjo1_500.jpg

goole, Saturday, 4 August 2012 18:40 (thirteen years ago)

too soon

the late great, Saturday, 4 August 2012 18:54 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lutNECOZFw

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 August 2012 13:46 (thirteen years ago)

hahaha

i was going to say something about wanting to love something as much as that guy, but...i dunno

you're all going to hello (Z S), Sunday, 5 August 2012 16:33 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.google.com/search?q=what+is+a+foamer

goole, Sunday, 5 August 2012 17:08 (thirteen years ago)

I know a guy who's pretty into buses but he doesn't get as excited as that guy

smells like ok (soda) (dayo), Sunday, 5 August 2012 17:12 (thirteen years ago)

Worked with a guy who'd take days off from work to go follow some locomotive from one side of the state to the other. I'm glad he only posted still pictures online.

And as I played this, the two-year-old boy ran in from the other room, so excited because he heard the train's horn.

pplains, Sunday, 5 August 2012 17:29 (thirteen years ago)

My cousin worked on a rail grinder for a couple of years in the early 90s and both loathed and was fascinated by the insane guys who would go nuts when they spotted their machine and take pictures while dressed in their Oskosh B'Gosh train engineer outfits. His crew all called them TQs (for "train queers") instead of "foamers".

joygoat, Sunday, 5 August 2012 17:41 (thirteen years ago)

Guy's FB folder I screengrabbed this from contains 101 pictures. This was the most interesting clump of them I could find.

http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/3893/screenshot20120805at125.png

pplains, Sunday, 5 August 2012 17:53 (thirteen years ago)

excited train guy sounds like paul f tompkins

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 5 August 2012 18:04 (thirteen years ago)

yellowducky

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 August 2012 01:04 (thirteen years ago)

this is what got me:

"And that goes for your other pokemons as well. You named your zubat bluebatty and your turtwig greenturty and you say my names are stupid well at least I am creative"

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 6 August 2012 01:04 (thirteen years ago)

turtwig greenturty

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 6 August 2012 01:05 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9Hd-mD0yu8

wa-wa-wa-wa-WHAT!!!
kthnxbyeloljk 6 days ago

Omg I'd love to have dinner in that.
samjest1990 2 days ago

am0n, Monday, 6 August 2012 05:22 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/673296main_Scoreboard_4x3_full.jpg

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 August 2012 17:02 (thirteen years ago)

that pokemon shit is ridiculous

keeping things contextual (DJP), Monday, 6 August 2012 17:53 (thirteen years ago)

going back a few posts, but my mind is kind of blown right now that there are stock VIDEO websites. I want to make a whole movie out of stock video.

Will Chave (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 August 2012 18:54 (thirteen years ago)

Hurting, you may get a kick out of this thread.

Depressing Stock Photos

pplains, Monday, 6 August 2012 19:07 (thirteen years ago)

xp someone (sort of) beat you to it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfq_A8nXMsQ

the mandy moorhols (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 17:25 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/5CUPO.jpg

kanye shiwen (dayo), Thursday, 9 August 2012 12:18 (thirteen years ago)

C'est ça que j'aime.

Eric H., Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:27 (thirteen years ago)

The whole DJ with a MacBook thing has so passed me by. I know I'm old because I've never been to a party where that was happening.

There was one guy in our office who's a DJ who stepped up to the mic apparently one night and let someone else handle the laptop. He's into his rap and the music pauses, so on the silent beat, he starts bellowing, "HIT THE SPACEBAR, HIT THE SPACEBAR MAC. HIT THE SPACEBAR, HIT THE SPACEBAR, MAC."

Or so I heard. Again, last time I was at a dance party, we would have to wait between songs as the CD player shuffled from one disc to another.

pplains, Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:41 (thirteen years ago)

wow

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:48 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/BIu9b.jpg

○ (gr8080), Thursday, 9 August 2012 18:17 (thirteen years ago)

LOL

keeping things contextual (DJP), Thursday, 9 August 2012 18:18 (thirteen years ago)

IRD LOL

Will Chave (Hurting 2), Thursday, 9 August 2012 18:28 (thirteen years ago)

LOL

a hoy hoy, Thursday, 9 August 2012 18:43 (thirteen years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m517ioYgSS1qdlh1io1_400.gif

skrill xx (cozen), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 19:43 (thirteen years ago)

yo i herd you like getting bashed with chairs etc

goole, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z0_n7tGnK0

"Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 19:51 (thirteen years ago)

^4.44

"Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 19:52 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.minus.com/iJ6UNugLCEKJW.gif

skrill xx (cozen), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

hahahaha

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 21:18 (thirteen years ago)

text of card from: http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/middle-schoolers-sex-ed-questions

skrill xx (cozen), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 21:41 (thirteen years ago)

imo "why cant we control oure boners" is the secret subtext ofd that movie

the late great, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 21:44 (thirteen years ago)

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8422/7711589464_ecb19d4e42_o.gif

○ (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 22:22 (thirteen years ago)

it would actually be really neat to witness a stadium full of people doing a single finger wave

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 22:25 (thirteen years ago)

LOL is that o reilly

the late great, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 23:02 (thirteen years ago)

copping a sideboob view

turtwig greenturty (Matt P), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 23:04 (thirteen years ago)

crepey guy just thinkin baout boobs

the late great, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 23:11 (thirteen years ago)

boobs that make you go hmmmmmm

the late great, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 23:11 (thirteen years ago)

o'reilly otm

good timing trumpy

mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 23:13 (thirteen years ago)

seriously, fuck the wave.

pplains, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 00:37 (thirteen years ago)

i just went on a really strange google image search journey for "man having sex with the ocean"

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 00:47 (thirteen years ago)

hahaa

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 00:50 (thirteen years ago)

http://media.247sports.com/Uploads/Avatars/934/364693.jpg

"Oh yeah? Why don't you step over here and I'll show you who's doing the fucking around here."

pplains, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 00:56 (thirteen years ago)

i know people are out there fucking waves. i believe

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 00:59 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/StmTO.gif

kanye shiwen (dayo), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 01:21 (thirteen years ago)

whoops! #3 shoulda been

http://i.imgur.com/scQk3.jpg

del griffith, Monday, 20 August 2012 01:17 (thirteen years ago)

that graphic - radiation or wave?

the late great, Monday, 20 August 2012 01:24 (thirteen years ago)

also i don't know how the japan quake / fukushima thing is not o_O

the late great, Monday, 20 August 2012 01:24 (thirteen years ago)

to you i mean

the late great, Monday, 20 August 2012 01:24 (thirteen years ago)

that's a chart showing the dispersal of plastic waste from japan into the pacific ocean

jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Monday, 20 August 2012 01:25 (thirteen years ago)

also meant to be a graphical representation of what happens when a man fucks the sea, but now the joke isn't funny since I had to explain it

jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Monday, 20 August 2012 01:26 (thirteen years ago)

there's nothing about the dispersal of condoms into the pacific that comes from the tidal wave of japanese ocean fucking

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Monday, 20 August 2012 01:29 (thirteen years ago)

...that is funny

sometimes i forget to include words that are essential to the understanding of the sentence

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Monday, 20 August 2012 01:29 (thirteen years ago)

http://i50.tinypic.com/4ftuua.png

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Monday, 20 August 2012 01:38 (thirteen years ago)

the crowd roars

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Monday, 20 August 2012 01:38 (thirteen years ago)

ah yeah that is funny, what are they doing?

the late great, Monday, 20 August 2012 02:07 (thirteen years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ys92aL4M1r5c792o1_400.gif

Eric H., Monday, 20 August 2012 22:20 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Lepjr.jpg

jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Thursday, 23 August 2012 22:48 (thirteen years ago)

truly every cloud has a silver lining

ledge, Thursday, 23 August 2012 22:53 (thirteen years ago)

can someone explain that to me. is the funny related to how jesus face is smudged or something. i... want to laugh.

turtwig greenturty (Matt P), Thursday, 23 August 2012 22:54 (thirteen years ago)

i did chuckle at the nunchucks on the door handle, never noticed those before

turtwig greenturty (Matt P), Thursday, 23 August 2012 22:56 (thirteen years ago)

ha ok

turtwig greenturty (Matt P), Thursday, 23 August 2012 22:58 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/sijra.jpg

jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Thursday, 23 August 2012 22:59 (thirteen years ago)

can someone do the "it's jesus lol"

http://images.uncyc.org/commons/b/b2/JesusLOL.jpg

jed_, Thursday, 23 August 2012 23:16 (thirteen years ago)

i thought it was a sad story because poor 80 yr old lady obviously not with it & just trying to help, but now i have seen her speak it is sad because 80 yr old lady not senile at all just naturally obtuse, interfering, passive-aggressive, and blame-shifting.

ledge, Thursday, 23 August 2012 23:18 (thirteen years ago)

and yet the mumu on her jesus is so exquisite

turtwig greenturty (Matt P), Thursday, 23 August 2012 23:24 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/nuQX0.jpg

jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Friday, 24 August 2012 00:10 (thirteen years ago)

OMG facebook here it comes

the late great, Friday, 24 August 2012 00:27 (thirteen years ago)

need a rza verse about the ancient islamic calendar numerology of 169

very sexual album (schlump), Friday, 24 August 2012 00:46 (thirteen years ago)

nah dude

16th chamber = odb

9th chamber = inspectah deck

the late great, Friday, 24 August 2012 01:52 (thirteen years ago)

16:9 (1.77:1) (16:9 = 42:32) is an aspect ratio with a width of 16 units and height of 9. Since 2009, it has become the most common aspect ratio for sold televisions and computer monitors and is also the international standard format of HDTV, Full HD, non-HD digital television and analog widescreen television (EDTV) PALplus.

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 27 August 2012 19:20 (thirteen years ago)

http://whomadecookies.tumblr.com/post/29973429913/yesterdaysmeme-compilation-of-tom-delonge

Compilation of Tom Delonge singing the word “time” ” the most important document of our generation

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:30 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/iiMwI.jpg

jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 11:46 (thirteen years ago)

https://twitter.com/DigimonOtis

jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 11:53 (thirteen years ago)

https://twitter.com/DigimonOtis/status/193776683713691648

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 14:16 (thirteen years ago)

(16:9 = 42:32)

waht

tropical storm mysac (crüt), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 14:19 (thirteen years ago)

https://twitter.com/DigimonOtis/status/193776683713691648

― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, August 29, 2012 2:16 PM (26 minutes ago)

ends on an optimistic note at least

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 14:43 (thirteen years ago)

Digimon Otis ‏@DigimonOtis
I have nothing to say regarding the Trayvon Martin incident other than this: Survival of the fittest. Infer as you will.

the mandy moorhols (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 15:44 (thirteen years ago)

don't really 'get' that feed. still laughing tho.

goole, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 15:45 (thirteen years ago)

the joke is HE'S MEGA RACIST

the late great, Thursday, 30 August 2012 14:22 (thirteen years ago)

esp for a hardcore digimon player

the late great, Thursday, 30 August 2012 14:22 (thirteen years ago)

deathdrone LOLs all over again imo

the late great, Thursday, 30 August 2012 14:22 (thirteen years ago)

i think the joke is that he is interspersing these super racist tweets with him literally just searching twitter for digimon and really haughtily responding to people, about DIGIMON, also his avatar

max, Thursday, 30 August 2012 14:23 (thirteen years ago)

oh digimon is some sort of game, I see.

pplains, Thursday, 30 August 2012 14:24 (thirteen years ago)

ShuggiemonOtis <-- dn up for grabs

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 August 2012 14:26 (thirteen years ago)

pier one in the house yall
pier one in the kitchen
pier one in the bedroom
pier one in the bathroom
i got pier one all over my house
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3MUCucFCyw

○ (gr8080), Thursday, 30 August 2012 21:57 (thirteen years ago)

(reminds me of this classic: http://www.theonion.com/articles/20-percent-of-area-mans-income-spent-ironically,54/)

○ (gr8080), Thursday, 30 August 2012 21:57 (thirteen years ago)

I like all the things that you have to buy *spreads hands*

clijster flockhart (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 31 August 2012 05:23 (thirteen years ago)

0:59-1:01

latebloomer, Friday, 31 August 2012 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

reminds me of mary-kate and ashley pizza party

how's life, Friday, 31 August 2012 16:28 (thirteen years ago)

0:59-1:01

otm, but have to mention jaymee johnson lease audit analyst @ 2:23-2:24

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Friday, 31 August 2012 17:37 (thirteen years ago)

:( :( :( :D

clijster flockhart (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 2 September 2012 01:56 (thirteen years ago)

Ha!

scott seward, Sunday, 2 September 2012 03:33 (thirteen years ago)

4th time is the charm!

scott seward, Sunday, 2 September 2012 03:33 (thirteen years ago)

this was killing me this morning:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz3JAgGrePY

scott seward, Sunday, 2 September 2012 14:45 (thirteen years ago)

Sit back:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iq39oGl2mI

Eric H., Sunday, 2 September 2012 16:25 (thirteen years ago)

man i ain't watching no 90 minute movie about potato salad

the late great, Sunday, 2 September 2012 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

omg those shots/zooms/pans are so weird!!

clijster flockhart (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 3 September 2012 07:52 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/EbI6N.jpg

del griffith, Thursday, 6 September 2012 14:46 (thirteen years ago)

so for the rest of my life, i will think of him as "mexican mitt-loaf"

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 September 2012 15:58 (thirteen years ago)

Obama's bowl >>> Mitt's bowl

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 September 2012 16:00 (thirteen years ago)

"I don't think you made this burrito bowl"

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 September 2012 16:01 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehl3xYIBP5U
the best

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 8 September 2012 15:27 (thirteen years ago)

http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Intestine_Pull.jpg

am0n, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 14:53 (thirteen years ago)

what the

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 14:55 (thirteen years ago)

jesus does he have to be leering back at you like that?

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 15:08 (thirteen years ago)

yes he does, my son

Jesus (DJP), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 15:10 (thirteen years ago)

that's what the j is for

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 15:12 (thirteen years ago)

srsly tho dude looks like he's all "Well! I guess you're enjoying pulling my intestine out of my asshole, aren't you! Are you quite finished?!"

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 15:13 (thirteen years ago)

not gonna lie, if that was happening to me I'd be at least "miffed"; I'm impressed dude is holding it together as well as he is

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 15:14 (thirteen years ago)

That's exactly how I leer whenever that happens to me, don't see what the problem is

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 15:15 (thirteen years ago)

But you see, I don't think he is "holding it together".

pplains, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 15:24 (thirteen years ago)

college humor-ey but I lol'd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFe5FNwRQ8Q

dayo, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 18:06 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ2U6y3Xw1o&feature=related

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 02:57 (thirteen years ago)

alternately: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIM-m0AEseA&feature=related

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 03:08 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp1nrhJAX3I

dayo, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 03:59 (thirteen years ago)

:O

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 04:08 (thirteen years ago)

:P

dayo, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 04:09 (thirteen years ago)

:P ..:.

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 04:13 (thirteen years ago)

moar like

Cp ..:.

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 04:14 (thirteen years ago)


Researcher Tells Us Why You Should Feel Bad For This Clam 'Eating' Salt
Jennifer Welsh | Jul. 10, 2012, 10:54 AM | 6,500 | 4

This YouTube video of a clam "eating" salt is making the rounds on the Internet today, but we here at Business Insider wanted to know more, so we asked some researchers to take a look and let us know what they think. Here's the video for your reference:

Researcher Hans Ulrick Riisgård, a marine biologist at the Marine Biological Research Centre in Denmark, said this clam isn't actually eating: "The poor clam on the kitchen table sticks out its muscular foot in a vain attempt to dig itself into the sediment where it normally lives," he said. "The salt on the table just sticks to the wet foot but is not eaten by the clam which is a suspension-feeder."

Essentially, the poor clam is just trying to survive! Brian Bayne, a marine researcher from the University of Sydney agreed that this clam is definitely not feeding.

"These clams live buried in mud and they get there by digging-in with a large, mobile foot (which looks convincingly like a tongue), he said. "This clam, stranded on someone's floor, is trying to dig itself back home."

Clams like this actually feed by filtering small plant particles from the water using their gills, which are located inside the shell.

OK CLARABELLE PART 3: The Return of the MOO! (how's life), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 08:18 (thirteen years ago)

sorry, I'm sure that's bad form for the lolz thread.

OK CLARABELLE PART 3: The Return of the MOO! (how's life), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 08:19 (thirteen years ago)

:(

yo is it true mcanus got sonned by a disco after a sunno))) beef (electricsound), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 10:31 (thirteen years ago)

(P)

pplains, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 13:27 (thirteen years ago)

poor clam

the late great, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 16:10 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeXXwQrQiPE

am0n, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 17:37 (thirteen years ago)

omg

the late great, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 18:28 (thirteen years ago)

i don't know why that made me laugh so hard

the late great, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 18:28 (thirteen years ago)

sorry, I'm sure that's bad form for the lolz thread.

― OK CLARABELLE PART 3: The Return of the MOO! (how's life), Tuesday, September 11, 2012 10:19 PM (Yesterday)

also we did this back in July on a diff thread GET WITH IT PPL

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 19:10 (thirteen years ago)

action pad vid is a fun link to send ppl today w/ the note "iPhone 5 looks crazy"

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 19:10 (thirteen years ago)

omg where did this claim reside before

dayo, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 19:10 (thirteen years ago)

pictures of people who seem to have figured out how to live

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 19:12 (thirteen years ago)

btw, what is it doing in this thread?

― This clam, stranded on someone’s floor, is trying to dig itself (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, July 11, 2012 6:05 PM (2 months ago) [IP: 96.242.38.29: Springfield, United States] Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 20:20 (thirteen years ago)

*ahem*

http://cdn01.dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/springfield.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 20:24 (thirteen years ago)

http://deadspin.com/5942619/watch-mike-francesa-doze-off-during-an-interview

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 22:28 (thirteen years ago)

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/222149_10151829520777137_397528046_n.jpg

scott seward, Friday, 21 September 2012 00:17 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lec1cL2X5fs

am0n, Friday, 21 September 2012 19:28 (thirteen years ago)

pipe sinker

skrill xx (cozen), Friday, 21 September 2012 19:32 (thirteen years ago)

"Sir, you must stop making blowjob faces behind home plate @ wrigley field"

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Friday, 21 September 2012 19:36 (thirteen years ago)

wait why is he doing that while the cubs are in the field? Pirates fan sitting behind home plate?

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Friday, 21 September 2012 19:41 (thirteen years ago)

feeling v libertarian over here, BY WHAT RIGHT did they boot him?? tv schoolmarm fascism!!

goole, Friday, 21 September 2012 19:42 (thirteen years ago)

cracked the fuck up at at "that lead pipe sinker starts below the knee"

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Friday, 21 September 2012 19:43 (thirteen years ago)

"we will not have this sacred time at wrigley turned into fodder for gifs, you are to leave at once"

goole, Friday, 21 September 2012 19:43 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEkhHnb8V08

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 24 September 2012 06:58 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdm6Fb65K0E

dmr, Monday, 24 September 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdm6Fb65K0E

dmr, Monday, 24 September 2012 21:55 (thirteen years ago)

squirrel goes rampage on my kitchen and escapes like a boss

dmr, Monday, 24 September 2012 21:56 (thirteen years ago)

this never gets old. i just watched it twenty times in a row.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibauCcnPpas&feature=player_embedded

scott seward, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 00:27 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibauCcnPpas&feature=channel&list=UL

scott seward, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 00:27 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibauCcnPpas

scott seward, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 00:28 (thirteen years ago)

haha, whatever...

scott seward, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 00:28 (thirteen years ago)

aaaaaaahahahahaha

(btw i'm just going to post it here if that's ok)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibauCcnPpas

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 00:29 (thirteen years ago)

that's weird. oh well

"OooOOOhhhhhghhhnnnnnghh!!"

her face after she does that...throat thing...(can't call it singing) is incredible

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 00:30 (thirteen years ago)

it never fails to cheer me up...

scott seward, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 00:30 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8qWAcBhOg0&feature=related

scott seward, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 00:31 (thirteen years ago)

haha! i won't take no for an answer. i have to stop watching. looks like tea leone.

scott seward, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 00:32 (thirteen years ago)

tea leoni

scott seward, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 00:33 (thirteen years ago)

i made a slight edit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8QMkBz1qdw

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 01:37 (thirteen years ago)

it never fails to cheer me up...

― scott seward, Monday, September 24, 2012 8:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Me neither!

That video is one of the best things ever.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 13:41 (thirteen years ago)

http://virgiltexas.com/post/32270094019/michele-bachmanns-wikifeet-page-embroiled-in

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 21:26 (thirteen years ago)

Good gosh why are lefties so angry?! Let's keep this board about feet, please.

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 21:29 (thirteen years ago)

jesussssss

goole, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 22:16 (thirteen years ago)

haven't heard anyone called dickweed in quite a while.

andrew m., Wednesday, 26 September 2012 04:35 (thirteen years ago)

Feel like this must have made it into one of the politics threads by now but I can't be bothered to wade in:

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0912/81618.html#ixzz27XNaFZLk

Though Ryan had already decided to distance himself from the floundering Romney campaign, he now feels totally uninhibited. Reportedly, he has been marching around his campaign bus, saying things like, “If Stench calls, take a message” and “Tell Stench I’m having finger sandwiches with Peggy Noonan and will text him later.”

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 16:02 (thirteen years ago)

it was posted, everyone rolled their eyes and muttered "good luck POLITICO"

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 16:06 (thirteen years ago)

you're skipping over the part where you posted the immortal words

"Smell my finger. It is ripe with Peggy Noonan stench."

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 17:05 (thirteen years ago)

which was, imo, one of the greatest posts of 2012

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 17:05 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onIJOjO4N-k&feature=player_embedded

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 September 2012 03:53 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onIJOjO4N-k&list=UU8hWfrw6LDtfEEGf1IR-80Q&index=1&feature=plcp

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 September 2012 03:54 (thirteen years ago)

each comment a gem

goole, Friday, 28 September 2012 04:16 (thirteen years ago)

lovely.

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 28 September 2012 15:04 (thirteen years ago)

It's not her.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 28 September 2012 16:47 (thirteen years ago)

who's it supposed to be?

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 28 September 2012 16:48 (thirteen years ago)

It's the dude out of bad brains with some lady that looks a lot like brooke shields but is apparently not her.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 28 September 2012 16:50 (thirteen years ago)

it's brooke shields with dom deluise

has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 September 2012 16:51 (thirteen years ago)

never knew Brooke had dreads

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Friday, 28 September 2012 16:53 (thirteen years ago)

WAH wahhhhh

has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Friday, 28 September 2012 16:53 (thirteen years ago)

its her http://gawker.com/5947358/

am0n, Friday, 28 September 2012 19:12 (thirteen years ago)

Impeccable source. It's not her.

Three Word Username, Friday, 28 September 2012 19:15 (thirteen years ago)

hmmmmmm

also

lol

"or she's always told Ian McKaye that she's been straight-edge since '81 and doesn't want him to be mad"

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 28 September 2012 19:16 (thirteen years ago)

http://i47.tinypic.com/mvq8ow.jpg

am0n, Friday, 28 September 2012 19:42 (thirteen years ago)

scary as hell imo

Trip Maker, Friday, 28 September 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

MR TEPID WATER

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 28 September 2012 19:51 (thirteen years ago)

HOW OLD IS THAT DUDE

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Friday, 28 September 2012 19:54 (thirteen years ago)

Bad Brains photo looks more like Amanda Peet

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 28 September 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

i think it's her because arms

goole, Friday, 28 September 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

all the dirt on her face gave her a nose zit

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/6/19/9/enhanced-buzz-19404-1340114297-9.jpg

am0n, Friday, 28 September 2012 21:20 (thirteen years ago)

ppl who get tattoos of their sharpied body autographs creep me the hell out tbqh

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Friday, 28 September 2012 22:47 (thirteen years ago)

i once knew a woman who had a tattoo autograph by weird al, she was a very nice person but woah man

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Friday, 28 September 2012 22:49 (thirteen years ago)

down with the weird al sig tat

andrew m., Saturday, 29 September 2012 00:40 (thirteen years ago)

http://weirdal.0catch.com/tattoo/dave41.jpg

die face down in some dude's pool (how's life), Saturday, 29 September 2012 00:58 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH95IcM69Sw&feature=channel&list=UL

scott seward, Monday, 1 October 2012 04:07 (thirteen years ago)

here go: http://gif.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/TOM-BRADY-FUCK-YOU-BITCHES.gif

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 October 2012 18:39 (thirteen years ago)

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/548349_10152180462865454_1799616963_n.jpg

gesange der yuengling (crüt), Saturday, 6 October 2012 15:54 (thirteen years ago)

jah guide me record needle

― am0n, Saturday, August 4, 2012 2:37 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this made me night ty

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 7 October 2012 03:34 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWqqtybjzXE&feature=player_embedded

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 8 October 2012 00:25 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Wy3KP.jpg

there is no dana, only (goole), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 22:54 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeL6_cAWeU8&feature=player_embedded

suggest butt (Pillbox), Monday, 15 October 2012 18:32 (thirteen years ago)

Oh no way

bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 15 October 2012 18:38 (thirteen years ago)

the forecast path really mushrooms out at the end

down w/ obana...he is the reson were in dept (Z S), Monday, 15 October 2012 18:42 (thirteen years ago)

lol

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 15 October 2012 20:03 (thirteen years ago)

not my proudest moment

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Monday, 15 October 2012 20:19 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/ZKVFS.png
http://www.umma.umich.edu/view/collection-galleries/chang.html

乒乓, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 02:04 (thirteen years ago)

still life of dog with garlic bread

let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 03:00 (thirteen years ago)

Dominos is based out of Ann Arbor & the owner, Tom Monaghan, prides himself on being visible as a charitable benefactor and patron of the arts. He is also a weirdo freakazoid douchebag.

suggest butt (Pillbox), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 14:39 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd7c5tQCs1I

Fetchboy, Thursday, 18 October 2012 07:07 (thirteen years ago)

damn that must've hurt

the late great, Thursday, 18 October 2012 07:09 (thirteen years ago)

that is actually really adorable.

bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 18 October 2012 07:10 (thirteen years ago)

that's the funniest shit i've seen in awhile though

the late great, Thursday, 18 October 2012 07:11 (thirteen years ago)

lol what a dummkopf

muthafucka fuck da fucking werld

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 18 October 2012 11:20 (thirteen years ago)

ach, mein arsch

*triumphant sauce horns* (crüt), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:06 (thirteen years ago)

was hoping as he crawled back across that the ice wd crack from under him and plunge him in

a pass-agg to indier (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:07 (thirteen years ago)

^^ Yes! I was too. :(

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:53 (thirteen years ago)

muthafucka fuck da fucking werld

― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, October 18, 2012 6:20 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^ x1mil

there is no dana, only (goole), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:59 (thirteen years ago)

I was talking to a friend earlier and he said he thought the guy said "muthafucka fuck da fucking cold" Hmmmm.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:03 (thirteen years ago)

I just listened again - it's world. Right?

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:05 (thirteen years ago)

yeah it is

there is no dana, only (goole), Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:06 (thirteen years ago)

Yup. Also, if you learn nothing else from this video, learn that the word "Alter" is used as the word "bro" is used, by the same kind of idiots.

Three Word Username, Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:09 (thirteen years ago)

Oh lemme go listen again - weird! I mean, doesn't that just mean age or something? I wonder how that came to mean "bro".

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:12 (thirteen years ago)

It means literally something like "old boy" or "old man", could also be a sort form of "old buddy".

Three Word Username, Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:14 (thirteen years ago)

Esel

michael bolton's reckless daughter (Hurting 2), Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:19 (thirteen years ago)

"old man" - that's what I initially though because I'm sure that my metal cousin jorg calls my uncle this but then I doubted myself. BTW I love this guy because it's something that said idiot <3 cousin would totally to esp the muthafuck da fucking werld bit. <3

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:21 (thirteen years ago)

I was hoping his friend would just jump onto the ice next to him, causing them both to fall in. Wouldn't be pleasant, but a small price to pay for slapstick satisfaction.

the so-called socialista (dowd), Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:33 (thirteen years ago)

i thought the dude was awesome, his LOLing at himself was the best part of the video (after the impact)

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:37 (thirteen years ago)

can you get metal cousin jorg to post here

there is no dana, only (goole), Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:38 (thirteen years ago)

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17mavk4og7xkrjpg/original.jpg

down w/ obana...he is the reson were in dept (Z S), Monday, 22 October 2012 14:21 (thirteen years ago)

aw
http://www.bigpopfun.com/

let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 October 2012 15:20 (thirteen years ago)

trick r treat

http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/candied-onions1-500x492.jpg

(╯︵╰,) RIP (am0n), Thursday, 25 October 2012 14:54 (thirteen years ago)

i approve this message

let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 October 2012 14:57 (thirteen years ago)

hahahahaha omg

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, 25 October 2012 15:13 (thirteen years ago)

that's just evil

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 October 2012 18:00 (thirteen years ago)

so brill

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 25 October 2012 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

:D

jed_, Thursday, 25 October 2012 21:06 (thirteen years ago)

A+

let's keep this board about feet, please. (latebloomer), Thursday, 25 October 2012 21:40 (thirteen years ago)

watch the whole thing--trust me, you'll see.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/833ce3fcf5/gungan-style?playlist=featured_videos

let's keep this board about feet, please. (latebloomer), Friday, 26 October 2012 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

Mmm, no.

Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Friday, 26 October 2012 17:12 (thirteen years ago)

seriously, watch past the first minute. it's not what it looks like.

let's keep this board about feet, please. (latebloomer), Friday, 26 October 2012 17:21 (thirteen years ago)

^^

乒乓, Friday, 26 October 2012 17:24 (thirteen years ago)

yes

Knut Horowitz, Able-Bodied Investment Banker and Ladies Man (Hurting 2), Friday, 26 October 2012 17:33 (thirteen years ago)

It just gets worse and worse.

Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Friday, 26 October 2012 17:35 (thirteen years ago)

lol at guy texting at boardroom wake
a+

We do live in a fallen, depraved world destined for the fire. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 26 October 2012 17:41 (thirteen years ago)

"probably bought a house" "...yeah, bought a house"

We do live in a fallen, depraved world destined for the fire. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 26 October 2012 17:42 (thirteen years ago)

It just gets worse and worse.

― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Friday, October 26, 2012 1:35 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

hardman doubles down

乒乓, Friday, 26 October 2012 17:43 (thirteen years ago)

Anything that starts with a Star Wars reference, even if at the service of satirizing how tired it is to riff of Star Wars, has already lost me from the get-go.

Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Friday, 26 October 2012 17:52 (thirteen years ago)

that was pretty great

balls, Friday, 26 October 2012 20:43 (thirteen years ago)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

We do live in a fallen, depraved world destined for the fire. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 26 October 2012 21:03 (thirteen years ago)

That was great. Thank you for encouraging me to suppress my gag reflex and push forward.

Come Into My Layer (Old Lunch), Friday, 26 October 2012 21:23 (thirteen years ago)

that was garbage

in norbit (n/a), Friday, 26 October 2012 21:24 (thirteen years ago)

straight garbage

jed_, Saturday, 27 October 2012 01:32 (thirteen years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrqrlrMpTN1r3v6f2o1_500.gif

pplains, Saturday, 27 October 2012 02:24 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSlvCIu2uLc

We do live in a fallen, depraved world destined for the fire. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 October 2012 06:23 (thirteen years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md5cdnkvJd1qk7pano1_500.png

am0n, Thursday, 8 November 2012 20:24 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpnC36jS1co

乒乓, Monday, 12 November 2012 05:00 (thirteen years ago)

^^ one of those that skirts the border between damage contrlolz and kind of lol, mostly sad

乒乓, Monday, 12 November 2012 05:19 (thirteen years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md6jtujri71rkd8gso1_500.jpg

am0n, Monday, 12 November 2012 06:12 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0j6PYvsf8ys

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 16 November 2012 04:05 (thirteen years ago)

loooool

"It's like death metal lyrics, but about a vagina." (a hoy hoy), Friday, 16 November 2012 08:56 (thirteen years ago)

aw

paula boradwell (crüt), Friday, 16 November 2012 09:01 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/45-people-you-wont-believe-actually-exist-6z51

make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Friday, 16 November 2012 14:34 (thirteen years ago)

"Wow people are so judgemental, it's the people who find enjoyment in this that I am apalled by."

andrew m., Friday, 16 November 2012 15:49 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=_qNOWn4wYCs

Everybody did shit, art happened! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 November 2012 16:09 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIEfmSUQ_z4

╔囧╗╔囧╝╚囧╝╚囧╗╔囧╗ (am0n), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 17:17 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIEfmSUQ_z4

╔囧╗╔囧╝╚囧╝╚囧╗╔囧╗ (am0n), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 17:20 (twelve years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Smegma

乒乓, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 17:48 (twelve years ago)

I have removed this picture for a second time. Do not restore it. The image is disgusting and shocking, there is absolutely NO need for it to be displayed on the main page. Those who really wish to examine such gross images may freely click on the links at the end of the article, whereas the majority of people researching smegma (such as my eight year old daughter) will find a textual description entirely sufficient. Again, do not restore this image to the main page. I will remove it every time. Thank you. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 77.236.2.188 (talk) 12:35, 4 November 2007 (UTC)

╔囧╗╔囧╝╚囧╝╚囧╗╔囧╗ (am0n), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 17:54 (twelve years ago)

that's a second grade class assignment that just ain't right

(alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 18:42 (twelve years ago)

So you know how Mr. Clean was already pretty gay to begin with? Well he's grown a mustache for Movember and, well, then he tweets this:

http://i47.tinypic.com/2i72tdt.png

go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 29 November 2012 00:49 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Yh5IN.png

乒乓, Thursday, 29 November 2012 00:58 (twelve years ago)

http://sfist.com/2012/11/29/noe_valley_woman_nabs_package_thief.php

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Thursday, 29 November 2012 21:14 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6xawzE8Jj4&feature=player_embedded#!

Pillbox, Friday, 30 November 2012 00:06 (twelve years ago)

i call bullshit: she says she was born in 1986 and that she and her twin brother had Smallpox, which was eradicated by then

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 30 November 2012 00:37 (twelve years ago)

her hair is definitely real though, not a wig*HIC*

Z S, Friday, 30 November 2012 00:42 (twelve years ago)

kinda lol, mostly sad really

(alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 1 December 2012 19:09 (twelve years ago)

oh the bra moment

(alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 1 December 2012 19:10 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_oTUVtUqcM

乒乓, Saturday, 1 December 2012 20:04 (twelve years ago)

one does not simply stop a katana

ogmor, Saturday, 1 December 2012 20:11 (twelve years ago)

That accent doesn't sound like what'd you expect from Jersey.

pplains, Saturday, 1 December 2012 20:44 (twelve years ago)

i refuse to believe that is dude's actual voice

(alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 1 December 2012 20:48 (twelve years ago)

Wkiw?

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 1 December 2012 20:56 (twelve years ago)

^^ does k stand for katana?

pplains, Saturday, 1 December 2012 21:09 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/C8stI.jpg

乒乓, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:43 (twelve years ago)

that is both the sloppiest and most intricate handwritten lowercase 'g' I've ever seen

We Got Hasheem (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 00:49 (twelve years ago)

it's ALWAYS lol when someone misuses 'whomever'

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 02:02 (twelve years ago)

o.g. hedgeh

site nuances (electricsound), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 02:33 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/EjsHl.png

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 19:52 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xplwkgpPFAg

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 7 December 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago)

taken down

乒乓, Friday, 7 December 2012 19:03 (twelve years ago)

daaaang, the ellen show has blocked the video on copyright grounds. that sucks, i really wanted to watch backflips at a 1 flip flip/1.5 second pace!

dexpresso (Z S), Friday, 7 December 2012 19:04 (twelve years ago)

jesus i literally uploaded that like 4 minutes ago

d/l here:

http://usffda.tveyes.com/MediaDownload/1370690.4120/WNBC_12-06-2012_16.45.45.mp4

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 7 December 2012 19:06 (twelve years ago)

should have titled it something like "crazy backflips on unknown television show!"

dexpresso (Z S), Friday, 7 December 2012 19:10 (twelve years ago)

Elena de Generros

pplains, Friday, 7 December 2012 19:14 (twelve years ago)

would backflip with

mh, Friday, 7 December 2012 19:15 (twelve years ago)

she's just a little nervous

Dan I., Friday, 7 December 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago)

does she ask "Are you wearing perfume"?

(alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 December 2012 20:48 (twelve years ago)

ohhhh, it was a skit. she's a professional stuntwoman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFsEP5_cf8E
wkiw

(alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 December 2012 20:51 (twelve years ago)

i kinda dig that ellen is still doing weird shit like that; appreciate her being willing to embrace the absurd

(alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 December 2012 20:55 (twelve years ago)

Did she? She looked pretty pissed at the end there.

Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Friday, 7 December 2012 20:58 (twelve years ago)

if that wasn't a scripted bit then I don't know what is

mh, Friday, 7 December 2012 20:59 (twelve years ago)

beyonce posts a photo of abstract art on instagram, her fans get in to a clusterfuck in the comments

http://instagram.com/p/TCVk6jvwyk/

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 10 December 2012 03:12 (twelve years ago)

oh brother, haven't looked at comments but I can guess

乒乓, Monday, 10 December 2012 03:13 (twelve years ago)

dunno if this has been posted before, but maybe worth seeing again?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gPbVRpRgHso#!

I have a new favourite every time I watch it.

besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 13:09 (twelve years ago)

idk it seems kinda boring to just point and laugh bcz they're part of a scene that's different from yr own, they seem nice enough and are having fun. The squeaky horn is p lol htough

jawn valjawn (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 19:01 (twelve years ago)

http://youtu.be/yZKb_-MwM0w

乒乓, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 19:05 (twelve years ago)

four weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGOZ1uDLaDE

besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Friday, 11 January 2013 13:56 (twelve years ago)

keeping the place off your face
kick the little face in the place
kick em out of the place
cos they're not fucking ace - i'm fucking ace
i'm the main man in the place

Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 11 January 2013 15:34 (twelve years ago)

fuck the tile

besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Friday, 11 January 2013 15:38 (twelve years ago)

someone pls photocopy SNA onto this

http://cdn.sobadsogood.net/wp-content/uploads/38-Of-The-Most-Unexplainable-Images-On-The-Internet-32.jpg

cazn (cozen), Friday, 11 January 2013 23:20 (twelve years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/86c7abf3873f1cb5a0bff65dd9d432e5/tumblr_mgdqzyioeZ1qewacoo1_500.jpg

♨ (am0n), Monday, 14 January 2013 16:59 (twelve years ago)

lol

go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 14 January 2013 17:01 (twelve years ago)

hero

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, 14 January 2013 17:05 (twelve years ago)

who the hell would wear that????

crüt, Monday, 14 January 2013 17:20 (twelve years ago)

patriots

Z S, Monday, 14 January 2013 17:20 (twelve years ago)

also evel knievel and rocky

Z S, Monday, 14 January 2013 17:22 (twelve years ago)

me

♨ (am0n), Monday, 14 January 2013 17:52 (twelve years ago)

am0n

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 14 January 2013 18:01 (twelve years ago)

xp

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 14 January 2013 18:01 (twelve years ago)

lmao chillwave pledger is a damn sight

5 hour energy twink (m bison), Monday, 14 January 2013 21:46 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-grZDvXBm78

rocky dennis horror show (Pillbox), Monday, 14 January 2013 23:36 (twelve years ago)

relationship to the beat reminds me of chief keef

mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 00:28 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSN7OZjt1MU

;⃝‿⃝;⃝‿⃝;⃝‿⃝‿⃝;⃝‿⃝;⃝‿⃝;⃝‿⃝;⃝‿⃝;⃝‿⃝;⃝‿⃝;⃝‿⃝;⃝‿⃝;⃝‿⃝;⃝‿⃝;⃝‿⃝;⃝‿⃝;⃝‿⃝;⃝‿⃝ (乒乓), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 00:30 (twelve years ago)

always up to no good

mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 00:33 (twelve years ago)

america's funniest home videos

Z S, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 00:35 (twelve years ago)

bob sagat would have narrated the whole thing:

baby voice 1: hey look at that car chase
baby voice 2: yeah, this guy is nuts
baby voice 1: good thing we never have car chases in our neighborhood, that would be dang-
baby voice 2: -whoa hey look out the window there-
*Audience erupts into laughter*
baby voice 1: - close call, hoo boy!
*Clip of audience applauding and smiling*

Z S, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 00:38 (twelve years ago)

that sounds more bergeron than sagat to these AFV-lovin' ears.

andrew m., Tuesday, 15 January 2013 04:29 (twelve years ago)

i love your AFV-lovin' ears

Sneezy Jean (Matt P), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 04:32 (twelve years ago)

http://lookrobot.co.uk/2013/01/14/the-panasonic-toughpad-press-conference/

a bit long but good concept

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 16:18 (twelve years ago)

saved that, then didn't read it. i should read it?

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 05:56 (twelve years ago)

no.

zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 07:09 (twelve years ago)

yesssss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zce-QT7MGSE

pplains, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 15:39 (twelve years ago)

dying

ledge, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 15:42 (twelve years ago)

great bit from that toughpad article

He doesn’t know what to do with his hands. He holds them three inches under his chin, alternately grasping them together, rocking them up and down, and spinning them around each other, giving him the appearance of a squirrel trying to give up a nut addiction.

the late great, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 23:07 (twelve years ago)

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323689604578220132665726040.html?mod=WSJ_hp_mostpop_read (for background)

http://i.imgur.com/11Ley.gif

(via forks via I think j0n w1ll1ams)

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 17 January 2013 19:59 (twelve years ago)

holy fuck

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 18 January 2013 03:35 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsaeCsTz7GE

乒乓, Friday, 18 January 2013 13:04 (twelve years ago)

aaaand scene.

pplains, Friday, 18 January 2013 14:57 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ99VULQRI4

༼•̃͡ ɷ•̃͡༽ (am0n), Friday, 18 January 2013 15:26 (twelve years ago)

aww, the good samaritan in the last few minutes

<3

Z S, Friday, 18 January 2013 15:42 (twelve years ago)

the constant moving of the cones made me lol

༼•̃͡ ɷ•̃͡༽ (am0n), Friday, 18 January 2013 15:50 (twelve years ago)

of course, the cameraman is evil

Z S, Friday, 18 January 2013 15:52 (twelve years ago)

I lost my shit at 3:23

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Friday, 18 January 2013 15:53 (twelve years ago)

so good

༼•̃͡ ɷ•̃͡༽ (am0n), Friday, 18 January 2013 15:55 (twelve years ago)

at the end of the video, it's revealed that the cameraman once slipped and fell in the same exact spot - paralyzing him from the hips down. now he's doomed to record the unsuspecting travelers at the gates of paralysis

Z S, Friday, 18 January 2013 16:01 (twelve years ago)

Blind guy appears to be cursing God in the final seconds.

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Friday, 18 January 2013 16:17 (twelve years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdwsh72Yzv1qbfnhro1_400.gif

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 19 January 2013 01:14 (twelve years ago)

looooool

Z S, Saturday, 19 January 2013 01:16 (twelve years ago)

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/302831_4865840883325_1259318614_n.jpg

༼•̃͡ ɷ•̃͡༽ (am0n), Saturday, 19 January 2013 18:10 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/HfoyGN7.jpg

am0n, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 16:34 (twelve years ago)

i hate to call bullshit but

goole, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 16:43 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Umlk6DS.png

pplains, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 16:47 (twelve years ago)

zackly

goole, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 16:49 (twelve years ago)

oh no a fake

am0n, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 16:52 (twelve years ago)

on the internet

am0n, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 16:52 (twelve years ago)

me IRL

fiscal cliff huxtable (latebloomer), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 17:30 (twelve years ago)

http://www.victusspiritus.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/20110422-092315.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 17:36 (twelve years ago)

i wanna make fake streetviews now

am0n, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 18:22 (twelve years ago)

This might be about the dumbest thing I've done in awhile.

http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt203/pplains/mysterytrain_zpsc0dbed74.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 19:36 (twelve years ago)

there's a tumblr shtick in there

moët plaudit (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 19:38 (twelve years ago)

hhahahahaha thank you, pp

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 19:39 (twelve years ago)

lol awesome

zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 21:07 (twelve years ago)

lol good work

fiscal cliff huxtable (latebloomer), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 21:22 (twelve years ago)

do a ronin please

zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 21:34 (twelve years ago)

Ronin would be a good one.

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/5481/satbx.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 22:56 (twelve years ago)

xD

am0n, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 23:00 (twelve years ago)

definitely a tumblr here

an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 00:14 (twelve years ago)

pp please start a tumblr

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 01:33 (twelve years ago)

I appreciate the love, but I don't even think I get what I'm doing, much less any tumblr readers.

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/8205/bbro.jpg

Maybe I'll sneak them into closetotheborderline.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 04:20 (twelve years ago)

I don't care what you think just start a tumblr

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 04:35 (twelve years ago)

do it

an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 05:11 (twelve years ago)

we got hipster puppies a book deal
for you, i'm thinking an nbc midseason replacement on tuesday at 830
no, wednesday
do it

an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 05:12 (twelve years ago)

do one from blues brothers on lower wacker drive

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 05:30 (twelve years ago)

accidentally posted this in the old thread:

amazing tweet: https://twitter.com/TaraReid/status/293805156691222530

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 05:58 (twelve years ago)

pp omg

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 06:49 (twelve years ago)

pp that chicago one is from blues brothers, yes?

I had such a fontasy (stevie), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 07:32 (twelve years ago)

Yeah, Stevie.

It's not easy finding scenes from the Web that look GSVy. I looked at a bunch of Ronin pix, but they were all front-seat POV through the windshield, too low on the ground, etc.

Suggestions welcome, for movies or a tumblr name. Maybe "Google Street Views of Yore."

pplains, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 13:03 (twelve years ago)

for ronin, maybe the hotel scene? or the "post office" meetup with the CIA bro? or the cafe in paris maybe.

goole, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 15:39 (twelve years ago)

i am excited about this idea

goole, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 15:39 (twelve years ago)

All right. Here's a start: http://googlestreetscene.tumblr.com/

pplains, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 15:47 (twelve years ago)

How do you people remember actual street scenes from movies??! Someone could show me a picture of the outside of the apartment building next door and I'd be like "Where's that?"

grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 15:48 (twelve years ago)

Although part of my difficulty might be the fact that I've never seen any of the movies you just swiped shots from.

grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 15:50 (twelve years ago)

i think you should not mention the movie titles, actually -- let ppl figure it out

mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 15:50 (twelve years ago)

This is awesome!

go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 15:56 (twelve years ago)

maybe the mean-clint-eastwood-on-his-porch-in-detroit movie?

mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 16:00 (twelve years ago)

PP you could use this one maybe? https://dl.dropbox.com/u/9627011/screencaps/vanishingpoint2.jpg

乒乓, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 16:01 (twelve years ago)

In Orbit - keep in mind these addresses "are approximate".

I have no idea where that final scene with Carla Jean in No Country took place. I just knew it was in West Texas and not El Paso.

I thought about hiding the movie titles, too, but I figured I needed some caption.

Great ideas. I'll be stealing from you all soon.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 16:04 (twelve years ago)

Fargo, surely

an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 16:08 (twelve years ago)

chicago one great because, despite the nice watermarking you've added, there aren't any streetlights or other things that are from that period to make me think it's not from 2013!

mh, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 16:13 (twelve years ago)

I mean, outside of the cars, obviously

mh, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 16:13 (twelve years ago)

You could easily do Amityville Horror but maybe that's too easy. We used to drive by that house often in HS. Lol Long Island fun.

go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 16:15 (twelve years ago)

i think you should not mention the movie titles, actually -- let ppl figure it out

― mookieproof, Wednesday, January 23, 2013 10:50 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 16:16 (twelve years ago)

oh woah Slocki you were totally in my dream last night.

go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 16:16 (twelve years ago)

We were at a bus depot and talked about China and you were on your way to some other far away place. Outside of the depot there was a pond filled with impossibly big koi fish that were fighting.

go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 16:17 (twelve years ago)

Weird.

go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 16:17 (twelve years ago)

whoa

zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 16:18 (twelve years ago)

i did see some bangin' koi in china

zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 16:19 (twelve years ago)

I had some weird dream a couple weeks ago with gr80 in it but he didn't say anything, was oddly short, and had a giant head. Kind of looked like a bobblehead. Scary.

mh, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 16:20 (twelve years ago)

i am legend

mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 16:21 (twelve years ago)

Don't worry, if I ever dream about any of you jerks I won't embarrass you with the details.

grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 16:21 (twelve years ago)

Mine wasn't embarrassing! It was nice. Dream Slocki was very chill and friendly iirc.

go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 16:22 (twelve years ago)

Don't worry, if I ever dream about any of you jerks I won't embarrass you with the details.

m. white considers it his duty to do so iirc

mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 16:24 (twelve years ago)

tearstained dreams abt s1ocki

am0n, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 16:28 (twelve years ago)

m. white considers it his duty to do so iirc

Do I?! I don't recall dreaming about any of you...

Canaille help you (Michael White), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 16:39 (twelve years ago)

pp, Paris, Texas is completely neccessary.

Also Thin Blue Line.

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 16:47 (twelve years ago)

I need to see more movies.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 17:18 (twelve years ago)

Ferris Bueller

badg, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 17:57 (twelve years ago)

bunch of possibilities from raising arizona

mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 18:04 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdIpgOuCyd4

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 21:40 (twelve years ago)

idiots

am0n, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 21:57 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5ft097tgr0

am0n, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 21:58 (twelve years ago)

I don't normally advocate mobs dragging people out of their cars and beating them. However...

Three Word Username, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 22:21 (twelve years ago)

stay violent, my friends

am0n, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 22:29 (twelve years ago)

http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/abd-320.gif

pplains, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 22:45 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1SZurGArxE

am0n, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 22:47 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/XXAR0Wb.jpg

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 23:41 (twelve years ago)

haw

mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 23:50 (twelve years ago)

didnt know homosexual II was a published autgor

moët plaudit (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 23:59 (twelve years ago)

Look at what you started, am0n.

pplains, Thursday, 24 January 2013 18:44 (twelve years ago)

ha love the goodfellas one

am0n, Thursday, 24 January 2013 18:52 (twelve years ago)

max's blog getting in on the ground floor

an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 January 2013 18:52 (twelve years ago)

OK yeah that's awesome.

go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 24 January 2013 18:53 (twelve years ago)

pp can u do one of the shots from ronin maybe where they're about to go under the bridge for the weapons deal? if there's a good wide one for that? or if not maybe the outside of the cafe they all meet in?

zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 24 January 2013 18:55 (twelve years ago)

just as long as there's one from ronin, thats what i want. i want a ronin one

zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 24 January 2013 18:55 (twelve years ago)

for ronin, maybe the hotel scene? or the "post office" meetup with the CIA bro? or the cafe in paris maybe.

― goole, Wednesday, January 23, 2013 9:39 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

goole, Thursday, 24 January 2013 18:56 (twelve years ago)

or the van on the country road

goole, Thursday, 24 January 2013 18:57 (twelve years ago)

ya the post office one would work. or maybe the van gogh cafe scene.

zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 24 January 2013 18:57 (twelve years ago)

what about when they stake out the place and then make out in the car, that scene might yield some streetview gold

zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 24 January 2013 18:57 (twelve years ago)

from which movie s1ocki

am0n, Thursday, 24 January 2013 18:58 (twelve years ago)

I want this one:

http://www.soccergaming.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/is-for-its-oh-so-quiet-630-75.jpg

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 January 2013 18:58 (twelve years ago)

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2002/11/13/Bjork_soquiet_1.jpg

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 January 2013 18:59 (twelve years ago)

What about that scene from Ronin where Val Kilmer robs the bank.

pplains, Thursday, 24 January 2013 19:02 (twelve years ago)

gawker commenter hating on ur film choices

am0n, Thursday, 24 January 2013 19:03 (twelve years ago)

surely something from Tropical Malady would work

an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 January 2013 19:04 (twelve years ago)

from which movie s1ocki

― am0n, Thursday, January 24, 2013 1:58 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ronin

zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 24 January 2013 19:06 (twelve years ago)

gawker commenter hating on ur film choices

I said to Max, just wait until they realize I'm making up addresses and not listing the actual filming location.

pplains, Thursday, 24 January 2013 19:07 (twelve years ago)

haha

am0n, Thursday, 24 January 2013 19:07 (twelve years ago)

plz plz plz do a screenshot from How High for somewhere in Harvard Square

Bel-Air the Fresh Prince, sitting in a chair (DJP), Thursday, 24 January 2013 19:08 (twelve years ago)

http://pics.imcdb.org/1838/vlcsnap-2012-11-21-18h52m39s157.jpg

am0n, Thursday, 24 January 2013 19:08 (twelve years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7jNzxJBoQA0/TNmhWTbTnGI/AAAAAAAADXE/trd-DXPVgyY/s1600/roadsign.jpg

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 January 2013 19:12 (twelve years ago)

http://www.lostlaowai.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/mnc-walkin-here.jpg

zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 24 January 2013 19:15 (twelve years ago)

yesssss

mh, Thursday, 24 January 2013 19:17 (twelve years ago)

http://www.mattmillecchia.com/images/gallery/t-bone_notes.gif

pplains, Thursday, 24 January 2013 19:23 (twelve years ago)

http://mimg.ugo.com/201102/8/5/4/172458/cuts/vlcsnap-2011-02-02-16h38m55s0_528_poster.jpg

zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 24 January 2013 19:28 (twelve years ago)

lmao at slocki and goole bullying pp into doing ronin

max, Thursday, 24 January 2013 19:35 (twelve years ago)

good idea - ronin

zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 24 January 2013 19:40 (twelve years ago)

(you rarely see GSV at night. Thought about George Washington Bridge, New Jersey sign from ^^^^)

xp

pplains, Thursday, 24 January 2013 19:41 (twelve years ago)

(you rarely see GSV at night. Thought about George Washington Bridge, New Jersey sign from ^^^^)

xp

― pplains, Thursday, January 24, 2013 2:41 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ya i realized that post post

zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 24 January 2013 19:44 (twelve years ago)

do repo man

turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 24 January 2013 19:44 (twelve years ago)

what about something from http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Bp8MRx96Y2I/T2CW3qxJg8I/AAAAAAAAANw/2AwKeOUe4pM/s1600/canolis.jpg

zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 24 January 2013 19:44 (twelve years ago)

Oh, now I remember Ronin.

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 January 2013 19:45 (twelve years ago)

lmao at slocki and goole bullying pp into doing ronin

Nice work, all.

lets just remember to blame the patriarchy for (in orbit), Thursday, 24 January 2013 19:45 (twelve years ago)

Oh, now I remember Ronin.

― Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, January 24, 2013 2:45 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cool

zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 24 January 2013 19:47 (twelve years ago)

Leave the sword, take the cannoli.

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 January 2013 20:01 (twelve years ago)

http://movies.ya1.ru/uploads/posts/2012-10/1350906415_days-of-heaven-3.jpg

乒乓, Thursday, 24 January 2013 21:39 (twelve years ago)

google satellite view?

http://www.mash4077tv.com/images/features/music_pilot_09_japanese_farewell_song.jpg

am0n, Thursday, 24 January 2013 21:55 (twelve years ago)

everyone mark your calendars

http://markmcgrathandfriendscruise.com/index.html

Z S, Thursday, 24 January 2013 22:41 (twelve years ago)

MARK MCGRATH OF SUGAR RAY
SMASH MOUTH
GIN BLOSSOMS
CRACKER
SPIN DOCTORS
VERTICAL HORIZON
THE VERVE PIPE
MARCY PLAYGROUND
SPECIAL ACOUSTIC PERFORMANCES BY ED ROLAND OF COLLECTIVE SOUL & ED KOWALCZYK FORMERLY OF LIVE

Z S, Thursday, 24 January 2013 22:43 (twelve years ago)

http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2009/03/19/previews/Mark%20McGrath-PRN-035522.jpg

am0n, Thursday, 24 January 2013 22:45 (twelve years ago)

Mark McGrath and Friends Cruise 2012

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 24 January 2013 22:45 (twelve years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/98c1e985842125dff60e05821b042362/tumblr_mh5lwz4lXK1r0ykpto1_500.jpg

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 25 January 2013 04:12 (twelve years ago)

what movie is that

zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 25 January 2013 15:22 (twelve years ago)

ronin

am0n, Friday, 25 January 2013 15:23 (twelve years ago)

i know DUH :)

zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 25 January 2013 15:28 (twelve years ago)

that was my JOKE

zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 25 January 2013 15:28 (twelve years ago)

no one man can own control ronin joke

mh, Friday, 25 January 2013 15:36 (twelve years ago)

not joking, deniro is reading that in one scene

am0n, Friday, 25 January 2013 15:36 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/47eYVRZ.jpg

pplains, Friday, 25 January 2013 15:55 (twelve years ago)

Needs dog-shaped avatar in corner box.

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Friday, 25 January 2013 15:58 (twelve years ago)

otm

zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 25 January 2013 16:00 (twelve years ago)

this is not so much LOL as just amazing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PL3r0xwQOwaLW4pKkg-RR0YdXdlowyVI04&v=QdOX6nihPo4&feature=player_detailpage

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 25 January 2013 22:00 (twelve years ago)

and frightening

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 25 January 2013 22:01 (twelve years ago)

wow

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 25 January 2013 22:02 (twelve years ago)

terrifying eyebrows

am0n, Friday, 25 January 2013 22:05 (twelve years ago)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhrWbDV-8h4

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 26 January 2013 00:14 (twelve years ago)

vox at end pushed me over

乒乓, Saturday, 26 January 2013 00:17 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2Diy0RNe_c

am0n, Saturday, 26 January 2013 19:52 (twelve years ago)

kinda dickish

an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 26 January 2013 20:10 (twelve years ago)

yeah he's kind of funny and kind of my worst nightmare at the same time. though tbh if a random dude approached me and said "do you even lift?" i'd be like "no, i can barely lift anything, i don't know how i'm still alive"

Z S, Saturday, 26 January 2013 20:15 (twelve years ago)

should have a sequel where he approaches bookish looking dudes and is like "do you even read"

an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 26 January 2013 20:16 (twelve years ago)

hilarious usage of http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/do-you-even-lift
gender studies people would particularly get a kick out of those reactions

Sébastien, Saturday, 26 January 2013 20:32 (twelve years ago)

ok did not know this was a meme

an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 26 January 2013 20:34 (twelve years ago)

http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/278690-do-you-even-lift

haha

goole, Saturday, 26 January 2013 20:46 (twelve years ago)

wearing a spongebob shirt that says Swag totally makes this video

een, Saturday, 26 January 2013 20:54 (twelve years ago)

He's the new Harmony Korine

badg, Saturday, 26 January 2013 20:59 (twelve years ago)

http://i47.tinypic.com/qz14ef.jpg

Z S, Saturday, 26 January 2013 20:59 (twelve years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/8186671bcc301d22a0fa7f45f7637739/tumblr_mg4j2zhO1m1qbd1vvo1_400.gif

del griffith, Saturday, 26 January 2013 21:14 (twelve years ago)

have you heard maple story? i just love the way this preppy b-boy soars into teh melody and totally abandon himself, what an unparalleled example of freedom of self-expresion. i feel emancipated just by listening! there is a litteul maple story in your story, and mine. maple story is our story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3pfsCS7fWI

Sébastien, Saturday, 26 January 2013 21:47 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/BKuN954.jpg

乒乓, Sunday, 27 January 2013 05:03 (twelve years ago)

u don't work out bro, u look smaaaaall

am0n, Sunday, 27 January 2013 07:56 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/X0030Lw.gif

am0n, Sunday, 27 January 2013 08:27 (twelve years ago)

http://img2-cdn.newser.com/image/919129-0-20130127133525.jpeg

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 28 January 2013 02:41 (twelve years ago)

pretty fresh axelrod picture post-stache there

mh, Monday, 28 January 2013 03:05 (twelve years ago)

http://backdropsrus.me/2013/01/09/fox-news-figures-strangely-resemble-kids-in-the-hall-characters/

FOX News Figures Strangely Resemble Kids In The Hall Characters

http://backdropsrus.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/fox-news-figures-strangely-resemble-kids-in-the-hall-characters.jpg

Yo! MTV La Tengo (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 28 January 2013 19:26 (twelve years ago)

I seriously thought that first one was Bruce McCullough until I saw the second part.

pplains, Monday, 28 January 2013 19:40 (twelve years ago)

millions of people on my facebook who im willing to bet have never even seen fox news have been posting that

zero dark (s1ocki), Monday, 28 January 2013 20:37 (twelve years ago)

canada, right

mh, Monday, 28 January 2013 20:38 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/nUCmMEs.jpg

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 28 January 2013 20:39 (twelve years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=77874

am0n, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 03:32 (twelve years ago)

http://heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa.com/

am0n, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 21:34 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/ECtMbeb.jpg

am0n, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 21:46 (twelve years ago)

http://heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa.com/

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

del griffith, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 01:28 (twelve years ago)

http://burymewithmymoney.com/

am0n, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 05:55 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDspPjlySyg&feature=youtu.be

Don't know if that is for real or not

dog latin, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 15:40 (twelve years ago)

this is kinda good

goole, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 15:45 (twelve years ago)

It's not real but it is based on a genuine poster - http://www.northumbria.police.uk/advice_and_information/crime_prevention/terrorism/Anti-terrorism_poster_2_hi_res.pdf - that is no less mad.

Eyeball Kicks, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 15:46 (twelve years ago)

no offence northumbria police but that's a shit haiku

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 15:50 (twelve years ago)

xps like serious i think this guy needs a thread

goole, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 15:56 (twelve years ago)

huh i guess this RAED dude is kinda old news

http://gawker.com/5427914/raed-the-worst-rapper-of-all-timeof-all-time

goole, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 16:17 (twelve years ago)

lol

crüt, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 20:38 (twelve years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5u3iv8AT8G8

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 20:58 (twelve years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-9Psqkq1nwU

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 21:04 (twelve years ago)

herb lolpert

am0n, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 21:15 (twelve years ago)

Iphone guy is a hero

it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 31 January 2013 15:38 (twelve years ago)

Was tempted to post to the rolling racism thread, but the magic of this one is that it can be considered offensive for everyone.

Sweden, man. Sweden.

http://youtube.com/v/QyU2p4l5iUA

pplains, Thursday, 31 January 2013 16:41 (twelve years ago)

and I have from some reason lost the ability to embed anything anymore.

pplains, Thursday, 31 January 2013 16:41 (twelve years ago)

maybe you never really had it

zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 31 January 2013 16:43 (twelve years ago)

KUMAR!

乒乓, Thursday, 31 January 2013 16:46 (twelve years ago)

im not offended

am0n, Thursday, 31 January 2013 16:46 (twelve years ago)

I guess not everyone is a hillbilly and/or black.

pplains, Thursday, 31 January 2013 16:51 (twelve years ago)

left burymewithmymoney running all day and night. i guess it tops out at an inch of pirates, which is sad because i wanted a whole screenful of pirates.

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8072/8433497672_8a0c877921.jpg

lxy, Thursday, 31 January 2013 17:59 (twelve years ago)

!! was it muted?

am0n, Thursday, 31 January 2013 18:07 (twelve years ago)

haha yeah. i didn't even know it had sound till much later when i plugged my headphones in to listen to something else (probably those twins dancing to gangnam style). that voice scared the shit out of me.

lxy, Thursday, 31 January 2013 20:24 (twelve years ago)

shiroibasketshoes finally lost it completely

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 1 February 2013 21:00 (twelve years ago)

lol @ "YOLO" tag

:C (crüt), Friday, 1 February 2013 21:08 (twelve years ago)

http://www.bangwithfriends.com/fuck/how

am0n, Saturday, 2 February 2013 02:36 (twelve years ago)

pim✧✧✧@bangwithfrie✧✧✧.c✧✧

mookieproof, Saturday, 2 February 2013 02:42 (twelve years ago)

http://kotaku.com/5981013/surely-chinese-bootleggers-are-just-screwing-around

it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 February 2013 20:45 (twelve years ago)

/fuck/how

am0n, Saturday, 2 February 2013 21:57 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/VPVQuvP.png

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 4 February 2013 18:34 (twelve years ago)

haha that just made my day

goole, Monday, 4 February 2013 18:37 (twelve years ago)

so good

zero dark (s1ocki), Monday, 4 February 2013 19:28 (twelve years ago)

lol

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, 4 February 2013 19:49 (twelve years ago)

additional context http://cordjefferson.tumblr.com/post/41955722019/a-while-ago-someone-from-vice-clowned-la-as-being

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 4 February 2013 20:28 (twelve years ago)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y7i1ASCS5o

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 4 February 2013 23:12 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y7i1ASCS5o

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 4 February 2013 23:13 (twelve years ago)

omg

:C (crüt), Monday, 4 February 2013 23:16 (twelve years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=VA2TCVxotFc&feature=endscreen

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 4 February 2013 23:18 (twelve years ago)

"like the biggest wave I've ever ridden in my life"

:C (crüt), Monday, 4 February 2013 23:19 (twelve years ago)

Duuuuuuuuuuuude

it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 04:02 (twelve years ago)

so, i was fishing for videos that clown movie clichés like "give me your badge and your gun", bathroom mirror scares, "you just don't get it, do you?", "we've got company!", "it's showtime" etc and a guy said i should ask over at the tvtropes forum then another advised me not to go there by posting this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7kdAw9Zvis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6hG3eaUHIQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxCkrkfbaiw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9woxhlCqsFU

haven't checked em all but so far i lol'd, a lot.

Sébastien, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 17:39 (twelve years ago)

if you have time for one, check "brillant but lazy" . i wouldn't be surprised if there is some problematic stuff in the first one.

speaking of hit n miss humour do y'all know "million dollar extreme"?

Sébastien, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 17:49 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE_5Y9IKCk0&list=UUkM1uaLeSzKKuLIcmSmkcoQ&index=8

Sébastien, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 18:06 (twelve years ago)

tvtropes site is terrrrrible

☏ (am0n), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 18:25 (twelve years ago)

i started a 77 thread about it, but everyone on ILX defends it becaus ILX is basically turning into Tv Tropes for bands

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 18:47 (twelve years ago)

^ http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MetaGuy

:C (crüt), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 18:49 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MnCvTwu0n8

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 22:13 (twelve years ago)

oh man

:C (crüt), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 22:22 (twelve years ago)

i started a 77 thread about it, but everyone on ILX defends it becaus ILX is basically turning into Tv Tropes for bands
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, February 5, 2013 1:47 PM

i tried to find that thread

☏ (am0n), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 22:45 (twelve years ago)

oh http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=86838

☏ (am0n), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 22:45 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRoERfXWW0c

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 01:13 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/7TYWRMr.jpg

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 01:19 (twelve years ago)

is that the male version of duckface

☏ (am0n), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 01:20 (twelve years ago)

it is mckaylaface

mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 01:35 (twelve years ago)

is that fake kreayshawn in the top middle?

mh, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 03:48 (twelve years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4v1uyKfm71qb6cnho1_500.gif

slam dunk, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 21:36 (twelve years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/845f6af123a8e59b59e8d47099140b27/tumblr_mhm8qxO78W1qcb5fko1_500.jpg

del griffith, Thursday, 7 February 2013 21:18 (twelve years ago)

Pauly Dee: The Farrah Abraham of Turntablism

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 7 February 2013 21:29 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feFHnIhJtG4

☕ (diamonddave85), Thursday, 7 February 2013 21:33 (twelve years ago)

i think that's been on ilx before!

pretty funny, but then:

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dude

goole, Thursday, 7 February 2013 21:51 (twelve years ago)

http://vimeo.com/34678147

caek, Friday, 8 February 2013 07:20 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4U1PV4xg4E

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 8 February 2013 19:30 (twelve years ago)

cannot imagine that happening in america without a fight

it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 February 2013 20:02 (twelve years ago)

cardito, il video virale è un fake

mookieproof, Friday, 8 February 2013 20:05 (twelve years ago)

Mamma mia!

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Friday, 8 February 2013 20:08 (twelve years ago)

hate u mookieproof ;_;

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 8 February 2013 20:18 (twelve years ago)

i shot water out of my mouth at 3:42 when i watched it, before i knew that il video virale è un fake

Z S, Friday, 8 February 2013 21:08 (twelve years ago)

yup. my first clue was why the motorbikers didn't just turn their bikes around peace

then when the procession, made up of PEDESTRIANS, couldnt get by the car, i was like puhleaze

zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 8 February 2013 21:20 (twelve years ago)

im smart

zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 8 February 2013 21:20 (twelve years ago)

(9:38:25 AM) s1ocki: gotta be fake
(9:38:34 AM) s1ocki: if not this is truly the most wonderful thing that has ever happened

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 8 February 2013 21:42 (twelve years ago)

how do i know that transcript is real

false ❙❙❙❙ (am0n), Friday, 8 February 2013 21:47 (twelve years ago)

your honour

zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 8 February 2013 21:48 (twelve years ago)

(9:32:55 AM) Z S: i know this is fake but i'm not going to say anything
(9:33:16 AM) Z S: yessssss the fools

Z S, Friday, 8 February 2013 21:54 (twelve years ago)

lol

zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 8 February 2013 21:54 (twelve years ago)

temp ban for Z S

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 8 February 2013 21:55 (twelve years ago)

(9:18:13 AM) Z S: i have just coded something crazy where if someone tries to temp ban me their toilet leaks
(9:21:32 AM) Z S: i am so good at coding

Z S, Friday, 8 February 2013 21:56 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/j8Z6L.gif

false ❙❙❙❙ (am0n), Friday, 8 February 2013 22:54 (twelve years ago)

http://beforeitsnews.com/img/stripmall/fa8e75035050f8751cd8296264d9da4523bb41c4.jpg

false ❙❙❙❙ (am0n), Saturday, 9 February 2013 06:16 (twelve years ago)

http://www.baseballcardvandals.com/

SOYLENT GREEN IS SHEEPLE (stevie), Saturday, 9 February 2013 12:14 (twelve years ago)

Incapacitating lolz at Tina Turner "simply the best"

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Saturday, 9 February 2013 19:02 (twelve years ago)

Small Dads

pplains, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:29 (twelve years ago)

first one and last one are lol

andrew m., Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:41 (twelve years ago)

http://img.gawkerassets.com/post/7/2013/02/owl4.gif

SOYLENT GREEN IS SHEEPLE (stevie), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 23:47 (twelve years ago)

http://img.gawkerassets.com/post/7/2013/02/owl4.gif

SOYLENT GREEN IS SHEEPLE (stevie), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 23:47 (twelve years ago)

YES

Z S, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 23:51 (twelve years ago)

https://twitter.com/_floridaman

rocky dennis horror show (Pillbox), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 00:16 (twelve years ago)

oh man, that's pretty brilliant

Z S, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 00:18 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzIIFKYaQyI

乒乓, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 13:19 (twelve years ago)

that gets progressively more terrifying as the cars start to veer close to people

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 February 2013 02:12 (twelve years ago)

uk interest:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty1TtrKkLfI

jabba hands, Thursday, 14 February 2013 11:00 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/iGUs455.png

乒乓, Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:06 (twelve years ago)

Check Your Hat

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:14 (twelve years ago)

king dork

Spectrum, Thursday, 14 February 2013 22:24 (twelve years ago)

fuck privileging a hat

Even by Zales standards, that's sad. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 February 2013 23:18 (twelve years ago)

described by a friend as "a Where's Waldo of reasons dude won't get laid"

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak)

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 14 February 2013 23:21 (twelve years ago)

really thought that was a two-panel thing there

zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 15 February 2013 16:22 (twelve years ago)

http://distilleryimage5.instagram.com/19ba33687ab911e2b0f722000a9f18db_7.jpg

SOYLENT GREEN IS SHEEPLE (stevie), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 17:48 (twelve years ago)

it has a certain musical quality

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 17:48 (twelve years ago)

kind of embarrassing how youtube intersperses related videos with recommendations based on your search history nowadays

Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 21:45 (twelve years ago)

was gonna say

Even by Zales standards, that's sad. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 22:00 (twelve years ago)

http://imgur.com/a/TvfDA

乒乓, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 23:08 (twelve years ago)

dying.

:C (crüt), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 23:09 (twelve years ago)

I had to stop because I was afraid he'd end up naked

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 23:11 (twelve years ago)

perspective is all fucked up on this one

http://i.imgur.com/rl484vwh.jpg

乒乓, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 23:17 (twelve years ago)

I honestly don't see what's so funny about that. He seems like a pretty cool dude to me, and the photographer quite obviously has an eye for well-composed shots. Ha, ha? I guess that's just soooo hilarious. Get a life, people.

del griffith, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 23:17 (twelve years ago)

for veg: http://i.imgur.com/NwkOCtuh.jpg

乒乓, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 23:17 (twelve years ago)

which ilxor is that anyway

Even by Zales standards, that's sad. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 23:18 (twelve years ago)

Point well taken, del griffith. I'm not sure any of us would have looked better in his situation. It's good to be reminded that there's a real actual person in these pictures.

乒乓, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 23:19 (twelve years ago)

yes thank you dayo that's about the point where I stopped

and yeah he looks tiny in that pic

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 23:22 (twelve years ago)

that other pic, with the booths I mean

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 23:22 (twelve years ago)

the sweat stains on the pits
it's all so

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 23:23 (twelve years ago)

...obviously done for lols?

zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 23:33 (twelve years ago)

title of "cringeworthy photo shoot" gives sl0cky's theory some weight

goole, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 23:35 (twelve years ago)

what's most unheimlich to me is how uninhabited all those spaces are

goole, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 23:36 (twelve years ago)

guys this was hacked from my private photo hosting account :(

☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 00:45 (twelve years ago)

who are you wearing?

Z S, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 00:50 (twelve years ago)

there's a cat sitting on me

☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 00:58 (twelve years ago)

puma, then

Z S, Wednesday, 20 February 2013 00:59 (twelve years ago)

cringeworthy photo shoot is very http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/content/images/2007/05/30/brent_on_desk396_396x222.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 21 February 2013 06:43 (twelve years ago)

I was playing around with that new panoramic view of London, when I saw this

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/312470_10152587081600215_1856989097_n.jpg

dog latin, Friday, 22 February 2013 00:20 (twelve years ago)

Thought they shot that scene with Leo in Paris.

pplains, Friday, 22 February 2013 01:19 (twelve years ago)

u mean the mid-atlantic

zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 22 February 2013 14:33 (twelve years ago)

http://cache.specificmedia.com/creative/TIEY00229106.jpg

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 22 February 2013 22:24 (twelve years ago)

should have had a drippy horror font for that second clause

goole, Friday, 22 February 2013 22:27 (twelve years ago)

this is the first website in the a long time to genuinely terrify me

http://www.stopabductions.com/

goole, Saturday, 23 February 2013 06:26 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/kjTNh.gif

乒乓, Monday, 25 February 2013 18:29 (twelve years ago)

Album: 77 images

слабоумие и отвага (cozen), Monday, 25 February 2013 18:47 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXBbZV_48I0

am0n, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 17:42 (twelve years ago)

i'm crying

乒乓, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 21:16 (twelve years ago)

wrong thread

zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 21:21 (twelve years ago)

I'm sad

( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 21:27 (twelve years ago)

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/522712_10151526692765351_130155315_n.jpg

friend photgraphed this. south jersey.

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 04:58 (twelve years ago)

All those moments will be lost in time, like [coughs] tears in rain.

goole, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 05:01 (twelve years ago)

so amazing

zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 06:21 (twelve years ago)

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/topstories/2012/11/05/li-drinking-graph.jpg

zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 13:35 (twelve years ago)

very useful bar chart

☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 14:46 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/SmKmqxL.png

Sébastien, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 14:56 (twelve years ago)

am not exactly laughing out loud but i think the active shooter fantasy needs to be ridiculed en masse. i have read that a lot of them spend months immersed in that daydream, "planning"/role-playing, spinning the idea of shooting unsuspecting innocent people into an act of courage...i like to think the internet could play a role to put a stain in it and maybe ruin it for some of them. every time such a thing happens i bring this up in some places but no one bites... i'll keep trying tho, even if i don't really know what i am talking about, maybe it just doesn't work like that.

Sébastien, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 16:27 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfHAnfNahrY

and more generally http://www.youtube.com/user/TVGeog?feature=watch

caek, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 22:55 (twelve years ago)

"Where do I start though?"

a phenomenological description of The Eagles (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 23:46 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW2D_Votd2Y

乒乓, Thursday, 7 March 2013 13:22 (twelve years ago)

that's ... something

wow

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 7 March 2013 15:58 (twelve years ago)

Banehallow Ambry 3 hours ago
The entire video felt like the guy had absolutely no idea what the fuck he was talking about and he was all "god do people actually like this shit do I have to do this".
Just the feeling the video gave me.

the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 March 2013 16:04 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tShArz5J0bY

scott seward, Thursday, 7 March 2013 17:16 (twelve years ago)

Dudes in Mini Mokes are bad news, generally speaking.

Three Word Username, Thursday, 7 March 2013 17:50 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIyQn9jRjP8

乒乓, Friday, 8 March 2013 14:25 (twelve years ago)

ooof

C: (crüt), Friday, 8 March 2013 14:33 (twelve years ago)

So glad I don't live with a family of sadists.

pplains, Friday, 8 March 2013 14:55 (twelve years ago)

would kill

the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 March 2013 15:06 (twelve years ago)

The guy getting the banana stuffed in his mouth was perfect!

Je55e, Friday, 8 March 2013 16:04 (twelve years ago)

fuck all those ppl

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 March 2013 16:33 (twelve years ago)

I saw the truck thing on the highway once on Funniest Videos, except it was three frat boys, some heavy tailgating and the camera was in the back seat.

Much, much funnier.

pplains, Friday, 8 March 2013 17:25 (twelve years ago)

http://bit.ly/Z6LkNu

乒乓, Friday, 8 March 2013 22:41 (twelve years ago)

I have the weirdest mental block about accepting any of this George W. Bush painting dogs and bathtub scenes.

The evidence is all there, but I still can't help but think this is all a giant hoax being put on me by The Onion, The Smoking Gun, Bill Clinton, 乒乓, Fox 5 Atlanta and my mother.

pplains, Friday, 8 March 2013 23:07 (twelve years ago)

“He started out painting dogs, and I think he said he’s painted over 50 dogs,” said Flood.

the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 March 2013 23:14 (twelve years ago)

http://www.dogguide.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/19608981_b7226b549a.jpg

the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 March 2013 23:15 (twelve years ago)

I know we've got a whole lolz thread about real-life shit that could supposedly be from The Onion, but this looks exactly like one of their photoshops.

http://media.salon.com/2013/03/Screen-Shot-2013-03-08-at-3.47.30-PM.png

pplains, Saturday, 9 March 2013 00:24 (twelve years ago)

Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Harry Truman, JFK, his own father -- that man served as president longer than any of them.

pplains, Saturday, 9 March 2013 00:26 (twelve years ago)

Makes sense to me. After all, I could picture myself having a beer with that man! Before retiring to the den to paint dogs for the evening

( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Saturday, 9 March 2013 02:23 (twelve years ago)

eddie murphy highway head 4eva

effusive chortling every time

del griffith, Saturday, 9 March 2013 02:25 (twelve years ago)

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2013/3/11/23/anigif_enhanced-buzz-2193-1363060137-4.gif

Sorry if these are already posted in ILH.

pplains, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 17:12 (twelve years ago)

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/s720x720/1809_10151316192851190_2025476460_n.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 16:54 (twelve years ago)

Feel like there's probably another thread where this should also go for prolonged ripping apart, but:
http://retiredartists.com/

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Friday, 15 March 2013 02:18 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2SmYCyXKfU

del griffith, Friday, 15 March 2013 19:46 (twelve years ago)

NSFW so link:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/d8e7f630a6413f1540ff992084a3e14b/tumblr_mjku4r4aQj1rx8e3ao1_1280.jpg

seems to be real because the address is now covered on google street view with a large blurred square.

jed_, Friday, 15 March 2013 21:38 (twelve years ago)

idk if this has been posted and usually these types of videos are kinda lame but this one made me lose it p hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w-58hQ9dLk

funky divacups (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 16 March 2013 14:59 (twelve years ago)

http://fuckthisgayearth.com/

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, 18 March 2013 02:34 (twelve years ago)

http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-golfclap.gif

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 19 March 2013 01:52 (twelve years ago)

http://gawker.com/5991872/will-sassos-lemon-skits-single+handedly-justify-vines-entire-existence

The @glennbeck have raisin b-lls and rice crispy d-ck (stevie), Friday, 22 March 2013 14:21 (twelve years ago)

ok i lol'd

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Friday, 22 March 2013 16:03 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-0CS-T1HUQ

am0n, Friday, 22 March 2013 16:19 (twelve years ago)

somehow that is far funnier than it has any right to be

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 22 March 2013 16:26 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6RbEOlqRo

am0n, Monday, 25 March 2013 20:55 (twelve years ago)

feel like this might have been posted a year or two ago but:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmb41PcarVY

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 25 March 2013 21:15 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyoHx85Gt5Q

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 18:34 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyoHx85Gt5Q

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 18:34 (twelve years ago)

wow, that is A+

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 21:52 (twelve years ago)

Um, spoiler at 1:07?

pplains, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 23:51 (twelve years ago)

they went through like 3 mercury sables

andrew m., Wednesday, 27 March 2013 19:48 (twelve years ago)

around the 2 min mark it really goes from 10 to 11

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 20:47 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/WZ79UqL.jpg

open the blood gates (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 28 March 2013 16:12 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/poXMYJ5.gif

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 28 March 2013 16:29 (twelve years ago)

now i'm wondering whatever happened to that hipster grifter

The @glennbeck have raisin b-lls and rice crispy d-ck (stevie), Thursday, 28 March 2013 16:36 (twelve years ago)

currently an air force pilot

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 28 March 2013 16:38 (twelve years ago)

flies a cargo transport

乒乓, Thursday, 28 March 2013 16:39 (twelve years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/image_zps59028a5c.jpg

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 28 March 2013 16:46 (twelve years ago)

yeah, was gonna say she's still kinda cruising on cewebrity juice as much as she can and being SOCIAL

Look, Brian, about the afro wig... (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 March 2013 16:55 (twelve years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/306d0feff1844f254528e13d255c824d/tumblr_mfnr82NCou1rv1kibo1_1280.jpg

i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Sunday, 31 March 2013 18:13 (twelve years ago)

whoa

Heyman (crüt), Sunday, 31 March 2013 18:34 (twelve years ago)

jockeybomb

i've a cozy little flat in what is known as old man hat (Hurting 2), Sunday, 31 March 2013 18:36 (twelve years ago)

that literally just made me lol so hard

hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 4 April 2013 03:27 (twelve years ago)

http://biosciences.exeter.ac.uk/staff/index.php?web_id=rick_titball

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Thursday, 4 April 2013 13:17 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/RL7dLYa.jpg
not feeling too good at work today so i am glad this jpg improved things by ... less than 10% but still i feel it. thanks true god.

Sébastien, Thursday, 4 April 2013 13:40 (twelve years ago)

good lord

ampersand cooper black (elmo argonaut), Friday, 5 April 2013 16:29 (twelve years ago)

when will this nicholas cage madness stop

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 5 April 2013 16:36 (twelve years ago)

yeah idk nicholas cage humor is kind of in the bacon/zombie category for me at this point

--808 542137 (Hurting 2), Friday, 5 April 2013 16:47 (twelve years ago)

god sometime you're like 'ok enough w/ the nicolas cage, we get it everybody' and then you're confronted w/ the actual article itself and you remember there is no such thing as 'enough w/ the nicolas cage'.

― balls, Wednesday, March 27, 2013 11:37 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 5 April 2013 16:55 (twelve years ago)

this dude again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NzRMPsnC3s

markers, Friday, 5 April 2013 17:47 (twelve years ago)

poor kathy

diamonddave85, Friday, 5 April 2013 17:52 (twelve years ago)

these are the same drive thrus as prior... i imagine they're getting used to this

I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 April 2013 18:26 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqogo8cQBMM

balls, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 23:59 (twelve years ago)

that is incorrect. the correct spelling is ballery. you may now cry in the back room by yourself while your legal guardian consoles you.

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 00:10 (twelve years ago)

good illustration of the sideshow bob stepping on rakes principal (something is funny three times, then stops being funny, then gets funny again around seven)

--808 542137 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 02:51 (twelve years ago)

In fifth grade I was in the ward-wide spelling be and got the word "autarchy." The woman had some kind of weird-ass maryland accent and it sound like she was saying "ARRtarchy" or "Octarchy". I got the word wrong and then the judges actually let me back in because they ruled that she didn't pronounce it right. I lost anyway but I think I was one of the last few people.

--808 542137 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 02:54 (twelve years ago)

(lol "spelling be")

--808 542137 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 02:54 (twelve years ago)

I was in one spelling bee in my entire life and the word was either "boldface" or "boldfaced" and I spelled the wrong one and got booted.

I, rrational (mh), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 02:57 (twelve years ago)

well i was on that panel and to tell you the truth... the word was buttfaced. you spelled buttfaced wrong

乒乓, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 03:01 (twelve years ago)

origin

buttfaced

greek origin. aristotle is buttfaced, "his face is buttfaced in the agora."

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 03:03 (twelve years ago)

spelling

b-u-t-t-f-a-agh you fooled me again child

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 03:03 (twelve years ago)

thick accent spelling bee would be awesome!

"bowldface, bahldface, whatevah, spell it quick-like cause i'm double pahked"

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 03:04 (twelve years ago)

australiam spelling bee

"cunce"

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 03:20 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3_DjiLLDfo

am0n, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 14:29 (twelve years ago)

i love those

goole, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 14:40 (twelve years ago)

tho the 'real' one is maybe funnier

http://www.youtube.com/user/pronunciationbook

goole, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 14:41 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnM4iYHGGBQ

goole, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 14:43 (twelve years ago)

lol

乒乓, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 14:43 (twelve years ago)

"This video shows you how to pronounce difficult words."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZZhMl1eLzw

goole, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 14:47 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdYlmamudFo

Spectrum, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 14:51 (twelve years ago)

My favorite:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqp_0B3zq1E

Je55e, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 18:13 (twelve years ago)

I absolutely could not remember the word "bruschetta" so I googled "brontupisto" and found it.

Je55e, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 18:14 (twelve years ago)

i'm p sure this is jorma taccone btw

goole, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 18:22 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Og2RPQCeXzk

goole, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 21:52 (twelve years ago)

heee hee I love these

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 21:53 (twelve years ago)

OMG I thought that spelling bee video was edited

hoda nkotb (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 12 April 2013 14:54 (twelve years ago)

and then I watched the entire thing

hoda nkotb (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 12 April 2013 14:54 (twelve years ago)

also my ex used to love this one a lot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-3RZl3YyJw

hoda nkotb (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 12 April 2013 14:54 (twelve years ago)

hahahahaha

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 12 April 2013 14:57 (twelve years ago)

man, not one mention of juggie brottlesteen

乒乓, Friday, 12 April 2013 14:58 (twelve years ago)

omg which one was that? I remember it but I can't place it.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 12 April 2013 14:59 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPoGI3J3_Qc

乒乓, Friday, 12 April 2013 15:00 (twelve years ago)

HAHAHAHAHA

YESSSSSSSS

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 12 April 2013 15:00 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-n1vGeVIXo

am0n, Friday, 12 April 2013 15:01 (twelve years ago)

sigh?.... ninikynadowdachody

am0n, Friday, 12 April 2013 15:04 (twelve years ago)

this one is obv the best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-3RZl3YyJw

hoda nkotb (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 12 April 2013 15:07 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0loPczgWU0I

Heyman (crüt), Friday, 12 April 2013 15:16 (twelve years ago)

sigh?.... ninikynadowdachody

― am0n, Friday, April 12, 2013 11:04 AM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dying.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 12 April 2013 15:17 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNYOEgMeSvM

--808 542137 (Hurting 2), Friday, 12 April 2013 21:25 (twelve years ago)

haaaa

goole, Friday, 12 April 2013 21:27 (twelve years ago)

what is wrong with these people

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Friday, 12 April 2013 21:32 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6wBA5iQQeo

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Friday, 12 April 2013 21:33 (twelve years ago)

who, flo-rida? god knows

goole, Friday, 12 April 2013 21:36 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKGerjB-d1w

ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Monday, 15 April 2013 18:54 (twelve years ago)

juggy....
...brottleteen

hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 16:38 (twelve years ago)

lol

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 16:38 (twelve years ago)

hotty cooterotty

--808 542137 (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 16:40 (twelve years ago)

STOP

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 16:40 (twelve years ago)

i love how every one of those videos has a top comment of someone writing it out phonetically

goole, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 16:44 (twelve years ago)

fo net ic a lee

goole, Tuesday, 16 April 2013 16:44 (twelve years ago)

phoenetically:

fah-nurny-turly-coodle-hopper

fah-nur

ny-turly-coodle hopper

fah-nurny-turly-coodle-hopper

hoda nkotb (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 16 April 2013 17:08 (twelve years ago)

"hotty cooterotty" bubbles to the surface of my brain at least five times a day

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 01:40 (twelve years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2FqsQUClkTc

ALE HOOS aka the steinfiller (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 01:46 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJQg_NXLyxg

ulallan dergununous

ALE HOOS aka the steinfiller (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 01:48 (twelve years ago)

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BIBm10sCMAA3yFL.jpg%3Alarge

H-E-double-s1ockisticks (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 04:12 (twelve years ago)

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BIBm10sCMAA3yFL.jpg

H-E-double-s1ockisticks (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 04:14 (twelve years ago)

god bless

Dr. Adorbius (mh), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 04:14 (twelve years ago)

Hoax, but hilar nonetheless.

pplains, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 13:07 (twelve years ago)

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8266/8655358668_ac258beb77_o.gif

ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 16:50 (twelve years ago)

http://media.avclub.com/images/428/428466/original/627.jpg?8618

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 18 April 2013 03:42 (twelve years ago)

lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 18 April 2013 03:48 (twelve years ago)

is that thom yorke or

zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 18 April 2013 04:16 (twelve years ago)

or... ?

am0n, Thursday, 18 April 2013 04:17 (twelve years ago)

i always thought he was a bit of a tit

vco shi (electricsound), Thursday, 18 April 2013 04:18 (twelve years ago)

or... ?

― am0n, Thursday, April 18, 2013 12:17 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

or U come to think of it

zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 18 April 2013 04:19 (twelve years ago)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RIKJq237I6g/SZLxM06fZBI/AAAAAAAATdg/vkYpj6PWuog/s400/1.jpg

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 18 April 2013 04:20 (twelve years ago)

is that thom yorke or a t-1000

am0n, Thursday, 18 April 2013 04:33 (twelve years ago)

or

zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 18 April 2013 05:02 (twelve years ago)

thom-1000

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 18 April 2013 05:03 (twelve years ago)

paranoid android indeed

mackleless (latebloomer), Thursday, 18 April 2013 06:21 (twelve years ago)

http://i.minus.com/iSxWf7a4skgFu.gif

乒乓, Thursday, 18 April 2013 12:37 (twelve years ago)

She kinda deserved that. Dog had right of way.

Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 18 April 2013 13:05 (twelve years ago)

"fuck fuck gonna miss the train fuck get outta my way fuck"

Elvis was a hero to most but he never her (ledge), Thursday, 18 April 2013 13:12 (twelve years ago)

no helmet though. fuck.

how's life, Thursday, 18 April 2013 13:27 (twelve years ago)

Guys, it's not funny. That's Death approaching her at the end from the right.

pplains, Thursday, 18 April 2013 13:33 (twelve years ago)

lol

how's life, Thursday, 18 April 2013 13:36 (twelve years ago)

"ain't nothin gonna breaka my stride"-death hums to self

andrew m., Thursday, 18 April 2013 14:40 (twelve years ago)

;_;

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 18 April 2013 15:04 (twelve years ago)

hoos anne frank

am0n, Thursday, 18 April 2013 15:04 (twelve years ago)

"what's an education?"

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Thursday, 18 April 2013 15:15 (twelve years ago)

http://www.dagen.no/2013/04/17/samfunn/dagenno/humor/hijab/125599

He has a lot of baggage (handlers' perks) (Michael White), Thursday, 18 April 2013 15:29 (twelve years ago)

«This is an examp­le of an idea where irony and lack of re­spect turns into so­met­hing tra­gic.»

goole, Thursday, 18 April 2013 16:30 (twelve years ago)

well-played.

ogmor, Thursday, 18 April 2013 16:32 (twelve years ago)

lol

any info on the dudes who did it? Islamic activists or daring performance artists?

charlie 4chan, internet detective (Hurting 2), Thursday, 18 April 2013 16:46 (twelve years ago)

It's a Norwegian comedy show.

He has a lot of baggage (handlers' perks) (Michael White), Thursday, 18 April 2013 16:48 (twelve years ago)

oh durr, didn't read carefully at all

charlie 4chan, internet detective (Hurting 2), Thursday, 18 April 2013 16:49 (twelve years ago)

«Jostein Beaver», as I like to call him.

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 18 April 2013 16:50 (twelve years ago)

«euro quote marks» crack me up no matter what

goole, Thursday, 18 April 2013 17:13 (twelve years ago)

french

caek, Thursday, 18 April 2013 17:31 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/lgEf3Sl.png

乒乓, Thursday, 18 April 2013 17:44 (twelve years ago)

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/230761_10100998019388165_380394914_n.jpg

hoda nkotb (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 19 April 2013 14:53 (twelve years ago)

http://www.yum.com/

乒乓, Friday, 19 April 2013 14:54 (twelve years ago)

http://jezebel.com/watch-the-best-ryan-lochte-interview-ever-hands-down-476484994

H-E-double-s1ockisticks (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 April 2013 23:39 (twelve years ago)

2.17

H-E-double-s1ockisticks (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 April 2013 23:40 (twelve years ago)

http://abload.de/img/fbigate1kks60.gif

pplains, Saturday, 20 April 2013 00:46 (twelve years ago)

omg loving that

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 20 April 2013 01:32 (twelve years ago)

anyone else hearing Sabotage while watching that?

charlie 4chan, internet detective (Hurting 2), Saturday, 20 April 2013 01:48 (twelve years ago)

hahah yes

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 20 April 2013 01:50 (twelve years ago)

ha that is brilliant

media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Saturday, 20 April 2013 09:37 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/BRJ0T0h.jpeg

brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 21 April 2013 23:59 (twelve years ago)

LOOOOL

http://deadspin.com/brand-new-tv-news-anchors-first-words-on-air-fuckin-476700466

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 22 April 2013 00:16 (twelve years ago)

mountaineer pride

mookieproof, Monday, 22 April 2013 00:27 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTMJ1v2hAKY

乒乓, Monday, 22 April 2013 19:09 (twelve years ago)

bet mookie knows him

乒乓, Monday, 22 April 2013 19:09 (twelve years ago)

"that's a big glove"

the Upperchest (crüt), Monday, 22 April 2013 19:14 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvyBX3dfUoc

cozen, Monday, 22 April 2013 19:49 (twelve years ago)

kept waiting for "IN A WORLD..." announcer

brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 April 2013 20:01 (twelve years ago)

that's the most ridiculous thing i think i've ever seen

joygoat, Monday, 22 April 2013 20:17 (twelve years ago)

feel sort of bad for laughing at this:

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2013/4/21/19/enhanced-buzz-3014-1366588078-2.jpg

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 02:57 (twelve years ago)

it is kinda funny

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 02:57 (twelve years ago)

also caps/lowercase make it seem like maybe those are two different chalkings idk

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 02:58 (twelve years ago)

but otoh if it's WE ARE ALL M______" the alignment is really strange

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 02:58 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87WaaTGf8eY

乒乓, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 11:31 (twelve years ago)

xp looks like an apostrophe after 'boston', and dude is a cop--'we are all boston's finest'?

hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:24 (twelve years ago)

well he is hovering over Bostons as if he's considering apostrophe placement

I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt :)

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:28 (twelve years ago)

"WE ARE ALL Boston's"

there, that's better

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:34 (twelve years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3hr4u4a3M1ql2603o1_250.gif

乒乓, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 16:54 (twelve years ago)

I had an idea to do a "pronunciation guide" style basketball announcer schtick:

"car-MELLLIIOOOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOO anto-NILLIOOOOO!"

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 02:05 (twelve years ago)

all the rage on my facebook. pretty crazy looking.

http://sobadsogood.com/2013/04/19/15-people-that-look-exactly-the-same-in-every-photo/

scott seward, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 16:40 (twelve years ago)

weirdos. took me a few run-thrus to figure out who 14 was. that guy from corvette summer!

andrew m., Wednesday, 24 April 2013 19:30 (twelve years ago)

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/s480x480/485555_472558386147442_923294254_n.jpg

scott seward, Thursday, 25 April 2013 13:07 (twelve years ago)

WOW

brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 April 2013 13:21 (twelve years ago)

aaaahhhh!

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 April 2013 13:48 (twelve years ago)

oh my god

hoda nkotb (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 25 April 2013 13:58 (twelve years ago)

idgi

hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 25 April 2013 14:05 (twelve years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Room_237

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Thursday, 25 April 2013 14:06 (twelve years ago)

I'm betting these whippersnappers are more confused by this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/227_(TV_series)

pplains, Thursday, 25 April 2013 15:05 (twelve years ago)

It was the place to be with Marla Gibbs & family.

pplains, Thursday, 25 April 2013 15:05 (twelve years ago)

oh lol, right

I keep forgetting I'm old

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Thursday, 25 April 2013 15:22 (twelve years ago)

I only remember 227 because when I was little and it came on I would watch it thinking it was going to be like sesame street and wind up feeling disappoitned and confused

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 25 April 2013 15:24 (twelve years ago)

227 is the place to be with Marla Gibbs and family...
227 is the place to be with Marla Gibbs and family...
227 is the place to be with Marla Gibbs and family...
227 is the place to be with Marla Gibbs and family...
227 is the place to be with Marla Gibbs and family...
227 is the place to be with Marla Gibbs and family...
227 is the place to be with Marla Gibbs and family...

NBC had some really fuckin' catchy jingles back in the day. That phrase rotates through my head at least once a month.

pplains, Thursday, 25 April 2013 15:38 (twelve years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/8ff3220c2f4b12253c0559c1c7d6475f/tumblr_mlsysxCxzk1qd4c67o1_400.gif

ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Thursday, 25 April 2013 17:43 (twelve years ago)

new GTA is really looking awesome

brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 April 2013 17:50 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFro7RlKzE8

hoda nkotb (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 26 April 2013 04:08 (twelve years ago)

it gets kinda stupid but the first 10 seconds made me lol til i coughed

hoda nkotb (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 26 April 2013 04:09 (twelve years ago)

hammerhead dog is pretty classic

brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Friday, 26 April 2013 05:43 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jq3BBNp6KI&feature=youtu.be

scott seward, Friday, 26 April 2013 13:34 (twelve years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/d79ff333027622bcb8c1e6da28c4bdcc/tumblr_mlu0rxmQYF1rhi0rbo1_250.gif

ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Friday, 26 April 2013 16:51 (twelve years ago)

lol punk

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 26 April 2013 16:53 (twelve years ago)

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/164279_10151895619335031_1286797795_n.jpg

scott seward, Friday, 26 April 2013 19:07 (twelve years ago)

amazing

hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 26 April 2013 19:38 (twelve years ago)

ok glass STOP RECORDING VIDEO STOP RECORDING VIDEO TURN OFF PLEASE TURN OFF RIGHT NOW DELETE DELETE DELETE

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Monday, 29 April 2013 14:11 (twelve years ago)

"posting to Internet... 24% complete"

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Monday, 29 April 2013 14:22 (twelve years ago)

http://www.beyondhollywood.com/uploads/2012/03/Janet-Leigh-in-Psycho-1960-Movie-Image.jpg

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Monday, 29 April 2013 16:12 (twelve years ago)

"ok glass YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"

am0n, Monday, 29 April 2013 17:15 (twelve years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/e24fdcfe6404d80e541ff879aecd178d/tumblr_mljjgiL8xm1qdlh1io1_400.gif

ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 20:25 (twelve years ago)

lol that gr80 one

man see u oh ok nope still there

goole, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 20:34 (twelve years ago)

haha shit yeah should have posted it in that thread

ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 21:14 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of2HU3LGdbo&feature=player_embedded

i push more weight than giles corey (Pillbox), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:13 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIJ9gemxxD8

brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 May 2013 16:23 (twelve years ago)

i love ripplin so much. but it would be funnier if it was a 2013 y combinator class of.

sanskrit, Saturday, 4 May 2013 13:09 (twelve years ago)

the beta testers on the inside are already calling this "the biggest communcications breakthrough since email"

am0n, Saturday, 4 May 2013 16:01 (twelve years ago)

sanskrit do you have a rippln invite

ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Saturday, 4 May 2013 16:52 (twelve years ago)

lol at the angry birds thing (well at everything there)... "imagine you had a dollar for everyone you told about angry birds!" (a game which costs a dollar)

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Saturday, 4 May 2013 22:46 (twelve years ago)

Is there any evidence that word of mouth promotion actually works the way they say at all? When I first joined facebook, I don't think I went out of my way to mention it to anyone.

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Sunday, 5 May 2013 00:24 (twelve years ago)

excellent:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/ryan-gosling-wont-eat-his-cereal-is-basically-the-best-thing

gr8080, Friday, 10 May 2013 16:39 (twelve years ago)

that last gif is hilarious

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 10 May 2013 16:43 (twelve years ago)

argh, I find that meme sooooooo not funny

THIS IS NOT A BENGHAZI T-SHIRT (Hurting 2), Friday, 10 May 2013 16:53 (twelve years ago)

i quit the internet

THIS IS NOT A BENGHAZI T-SHIRT (Hurting 2), Friday, 10 May 2013 16:55 (twelve years ago)

how do you not lol at the one where he appears to incredulously glare at the spoon bearer

that shit is funny

hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 10 May 2013 17:02 (twelve years ago)

IDK, just seems like another pointless exercise in RyGos sycophancy.

THIS IS NOT A BENGHAZI T-SHIRT (Hurting 2), Friday, 10 May 2013 17:04 (twelve years ago)

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/24768061.jpg

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 10 May 2013 17:08 (twelve years ago)

hurting i offer you this in consolation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ER2ly9IWK0

gr8080, Friday, 10 May 2013 19:37 (twelve years ago)

wow i

hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 10 May 2013 23:35 (twelve years ago)

that was great

hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 10 May 2013 23:36 (twelve years ago)

unbridled youth

gr8080, Saturday, 11 May 2013 00:13 (twelve years ago)

http://jeopardyhotties.tumblr.com/

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 12 May 2013 00:30 (twelve years ago)

i feel like watching too much jeopardy dulls the perception of what hot is

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 12 May 2013 00:33 (twelve years ago)

Lol

Treeship, Sunday, 12 May 2013 01:07 (twelve years ago)

I dont find that law and order thing funny because I do that

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 12 May 2013 01:09 (twelve years ago)

http://instagram.com/p/ZOp6rECm-W/

乒乓, Monday, 13 May 2013 00:13 (twelve years ago)

uniun
Gay skull

there is no special cathexis with mini fried donuts (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 13 May 2013 00:15 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/UKdYW0B.gif

乒乓, Friday, 17 May 2013 22:52 (twelve years ago)

hee

how's life, Friday, 17 May 2013 23:00 (twelve years ago)

haha

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 23:04 (twelve years ago)

that's not real!

gr8080, Saturday, 18 May 2013 05:34 (twelve years ago)

no way, still lol

steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 18 May 2013 05:55 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/pnFExp7.png

乒乓, Sunday, 19 May 2013 12:50 (twelve years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=GKQ0fY3lrEo

balls, Monday, 20 May 2013 04:20 (twelve years ago)

oof.

gr8080, Monday, 20 May 2013 05:41 (twelve years ago)

I feel a bit of sympathy for her since she's Canadian and therefore literally incapable of making music. She did a pretty good job when you consider that.

ḉrut (crüt), Monday, 20 May 2013 10:26 (twelve years ago)

regine chassagne sounds totally different these days

乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 10:29 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mVQ5fu6q8M

乒乓, Monday, 20 May 2013 12:43 (twelve years ago)

even when i saw that gif the first time, i couldn't understand why they'd be recording him just jumping into some "random" puddle in the first place.

pplains, Monday, 20 May 2013 14:25 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/rhtG3OH.gif

乒乓, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 12:16 (twelve years ago)

is that dzokhar

the late great, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 17:47 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ja_QvLpAlU

乒乓, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 01:18 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCwdcUnQCHc

gr8080, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 17:10 (twelve years ago)

wow wtf

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 17:15 (twelve years ago)

didn't realize until the second viewing that he crashes into a few cars there before he gets to the truck.

how's life, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 17:25 (twelve years ago)

come to the city much, partner?

goole, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 17:27 (twelve years ago)

http://gawker.com/yo-philly-have-you-seen-this-adorably-clumsy-ak-47-wie-509322226

乒乓, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 21:14 (twelve years ago)

i am growing increasingly unpleased with weaver's writing style and i only first heard of her yesterday
anyways yeah wow that guy

klaus dingeldore's rhinelander monkey keeper father (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 21:17 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awc3UptlRUE

let this play for a while then skip to 2:10

乒乓, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 22:09 (twelve years ago)

loooooooooooooooooooooooooool

sorry kid, but part of growing up is realizing that some of the people you hang with are out of their minds

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 22:20 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/uxB05mq.jpg

乒乓, Thursday, 23 May 2013 15:14 (twelve years ago)

lmao

steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 23 May 2013 15:32 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/GvIPBPl.gif

乒乓, Saturday, 25 May 2013 02:30 (twelve years ago)

http://menhairstylescollection.blogspot.com/2013/05/aaron-lewis-hairstyle-men-hairstyles.html

ḉrut (crüt), Saturday, 25 May 2013 02:34 (twelve years ago)

yes i

steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 25 May 2013 04:21 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tMT19JBDiE

Random ASMR Memories (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 25 May 2013 15:47 (twelve years ago)

why the fuck would you get in that car with that guy driving

ḉrut (crüt), Saturday, 25 May 2013 16:16 (twelve years ago)

I know right?

Tbh I could watch something like this for an hour on a rainy day like this.

Random ASMR Memories (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 25 May 2013 16:25 (twelve years ago)

El Distrito Palma-Palmilla o Distrito 5 es uno de los diez distritos en que está dividida administrativamente la ciudad de Málaga.

just saying darraghmac is supposed to be in malaga

ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 25 May 2013 16:35 (twelve years ago)

Actually, that's pretty typical Audi driver behavior.

Three Word Username, Saturday, 25 May 2013 16:51 (twelve years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/3c4f8b93059f81f2e1c23548c5fc5c50/tumblr_mlcu9yvxfE1rlboyyo1_400.gif

siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 25 May 2013 17:57 (twelve years ago)

why the fuck would you get in that car with that guy driving
― ḉrut (crüt), Saturday, May 25, 2013

this was my takeaway as well

klaus dingeldore's rhinelander monkey keeper father (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 25 May 2013 18:07 (twelve years ago)

I've seen the karate ballet gif before, but never noticed her crazy boob situation.

Dan I., Saturday, 25 May 2013 18:58 (twelve years ago)

the quick zoom at the end is what makes it imo

siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 25 May 2013 19:22 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/WkgXuwY.jpg

乒乓, Sunday, 26 May 2013 12:28 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Rpspgwv.jpg

crüt, Thursday, 30 May 2013 03:00 (twelve years ago)

oh my god

walk in the room they throwin Sade left to right (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 30 May 2013 03:10 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-50GjySwew&feature=player_embedded#!

how's life, Thursday, 30 May 2013 15:11 (twelve years ago)

box of toy we were given as gift:

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/931260_10152851348325304_285880835_n.jpg

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Thursday, 30 May 2013 15:14 (twelve years ago)

Translation of Google can be most resourceful effective tool

your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Thursday, 30 May 2013 15:27 (twelve years ago)

i love that 0-3 warning symbol in the bottom right corner

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 30 May 2013 15:28 (twelve years ago)

sad unicorn child

steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 30 May 2013 16:13 (twelve years ago)

thought prancercise person was in drag but hi-res cameltoe has me thinking baout things

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 May 2013 17:00 (twelve years ago)

A shade shady.

Not Simone Choule (Eric H.), Thursday, 30 May 2013 17:01 (twelve years ago)

lol forks

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 30 May 2013 17:02 (twelve years ago)

Equally funny as it is creepy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGfNSitVQFM

Random ACRB.PNG Memories (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 8 June 2013 14:17 (twelve years ago)

No, it's more creepy than funny tbh

Random ACRB.PNG Memories (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 8 June 2013 14:18 (twelve years ago)

haunted webgirls, imo

how's life, Saturday, 8 June 2013 15:11 (twelve years ago)

rly bummed she didn't accidentally smash one of the knights into the wall

ed ASMR (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 8 June 2013 15:46 (twelve years ago)

John, I'm still Prancercising

READY 4 CONFETTI (rip van wanko), Saturday, 8 June 2013 15:58 (twelve years ago)

man

goole, Saturday, 8 June 2013 18:13 (twelve years ago)

damn at dancing queen

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 8 June 2013 18:47 (twelve years ago)

makes sense, coming from the same land as the futterwacken

how's life, Saturday, 8 June 2013 18:50 (twelve years ago)

this guy has a bunch of these!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ECgnMVTREw

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 8 June 2013 18:50 (twelve years ago)

uncontrollable lols at puppet-fergie's hands "clapping" but not making contact and also spinning through the air at the end

ed ASMR (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 8 June 2013 23:43 (twelve years ago)

this dude is my new hero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M60cgjoq-6E

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 9 June 2013 01:15 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/MBUPEIG.gif

乒乓, Sunday, 9 June 2013 12:59 (twelve years ago)

wtf

data halls and oate (stevie), Monday, 10 June 2013 03:46 (twelve years ago)

millenials

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 June 2013 04:15 (twelve years ago)

little bastards

http://threeframes.net (gr8080), Monday, 10 June 2013 14:10 (twelve years ago)

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7548598016/hFB1CF714/

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 12:16 (twelve years ago)

lucky dog!

Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 12:19 (twelve years ago)

Yeah great save by that man too

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 12:23 (twelve years ago)

phew!

Z S, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 15:08 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/ZBx2dNj.jpg

乒乓, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 12:47 (twelve years ago)

via Mobile, AL

ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 12:49 (twelve years ago)

lol

how's life, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 13:03 (twelve years ago)

i said yes, i will eat this sandwich, just as soon as you pull this hideous ring out of it

battle hyrr of the shepublic (m bison), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 13:38 (twelve years ago)

alternate ending: yes, i will marry you, sandwich! *montage of wedding, honeymoon, and lil sandwich ppl babies crawling around their apartment*

battle hyrr of the shepublic (m bison), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 13:41 (twelve years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/a8ec0fc8140bfd70b89d2b9171587cf7/tumblr_mnwyw2l0UF1qadt6to1_400.gif

http://threeframes.net (gr8080), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 17:04 (twelve years ago)

belongs in the nsfws thread

Z S, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 17:54 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/C6Mw3pN.gif

flopson, Thursday, 13 June 2013 00:37 (twelve years ago)

looooooooooool that is so good

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 13 June 2013 02:09 (twelve years ago)

i fell in a similarly stupid way recently and put a huge gash in my head

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Thursday, 13 June 2013 02:36 (twelve years ago)

he kinda... flopped, son

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 June 2013 04:23 (twelve years ago)

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/972260_477831152297433_854568136_n.jpg

scott seward, Thursday, 13 June 2013 18:42 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/DOr1JNbh.jpg

scott seward, Friday, 14 June 2013 17:10 (twelve years ago)

THANK YOU

shohreh aja/danteloo (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 14 June 2013 17:29 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/OmIhRFv.png

http://threeframes.net (gr8080), Friday, 14 June 2013 18:21 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dRNKDOXats

am0n, Friday, 14 June 2013 18:24 (twelve years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/179715_642505449111665_1774802024_n.jpg

scott seward, Friday, 14 June 2013 18:54 (twelve years ago)

oh this has so much potential for a poll

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 14 June 2013 18:57 (twelve years ago)

poll options:

superman
superman
superman
superman
superman
superman
superman
superman
superman
superman

ttyih boi (crüt), Friday, 14 June 2013 18:58 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNYo69XiDfA

lego maniac cop (latebloomer), Friday, 14 June 2013 19:47 (twelve years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-yszAa9vdzLA/T4XZ6tU_BTI/AAAAAAAAAfE/Wxsk0H7_CMo/s1600/CrushingYourHeadFun_thumb.jpg

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 June 2013 19:48 (twelve years ago)

lol @ "cluuuud, become a sqeeeee shape cluuud"

am0n, Friday, 14 June 2013 20:16 (twelve years ago)

cleeeewwwd

am0n, Friday, 14 June 2013 20:19 (twelve years ago)

and then ahm gunna take a look at yer caaaaahburettor, yer caaaaahburettor

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 14 June 2013 20:19 (twelve years ago)

thank you lb

goole, Friday, 14 June 2013 20:23 (twelve years ago)

mek a huuuule in the cluuuuuuuud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaQiFAWxDxM

ttyih boi (crüt), Saturday, 15 June 2013 01:05 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4BJ9oDZmH8

pplains, Saturday, 15 June 2013 01:14 (twelve years ago)

wkiw telekinesis guy

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 June 2013 05:11 (twelve years ago)

ENLIGHTEN ME HOLE IN THE CLUUUUD
weirdly tempted to transcribe that

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 June 2013 05:16 (twelve years ago)

this is one of those things that speaks to me for reasons i'd rather not think about
it's obsessive and weirdly beautiful. I've put this whole playlist on for the past half hour, it's weirdly calming.
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDD8D44DB083D2750

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 June 2013 05:25 (twelve years ago)

Yuuu're like my yuu-yuuuuo
That gluuuuwed in the durk

Je55e, Saturday, 15 June 2013 14:57 (twelve years ago)

Actually I found the tone of my voice has a lot to do with being able to psychically control the cloud. I found I have to lower my voice tone to a lower tone. I'm not sure why.

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 June 2013 15:51 (twelve years ago)

this one works
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9N7sprQ7RY

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 June 2013 16:24 (twelve years ago)

WIND BLOW STRONGLY
POWER OF THOR
now the wind has stopped, i tell the wind to stop
wind stop.
wind calm down.
no wind.

i think i recall doing this as a child actually! maybe that's why it's so engaging.

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 June 2013 16:28 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/sLSezEo.jpg

Z S, Saturday, 15 June 2013 19:26 (twelve years ago)

The lord works in mysteriass ways

lego maniac cop (latebloomer), Saturday, 15 June 2013 23:57 (twelve years ago)

i like how even the dogbutt lord has dogballs

Z S, Sunday, 16 June 2013 03:14 (twelve years ago)

jfc, latebloomer! I owe you a wookiee life debt for that guy's vids.

Fetchboy, Sunday, 16 June 2013 11:28 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/U1zeakR.jpg

乒乓, Monday, 17 June 2013 11:17 (twelve years ago)

Best part about that is those guys play for Ole Miss.

pplains, Monday, 17 June 2013 13:50 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPzRPga6uDg

乒乓, Monday, 17 June 2013 14:55 (twelve years ago)

the texts he was receiving were probably like 'WTF IS WRONG W YOU'

Z S, Monday, 17 June 2013 15:03 (twelve years ago)

Oddly hypnotic video, that. Must be the music.

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 17 June 2013 15:38 (twelve years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/21e5ccdb09585e19e69765107b12d786/tumblr_mojniuLlCp1qb73tpo1_400.gif

http://threeframes.net (gr8080), Monday, 17 June 2013 15:49 (twelve years ago)

A+

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 17 June 2013 16:24 (twelve years ago)

me irl on a monday

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 June 2013 16:37 (twelve years ago)

not sure wut's happening here but check these rvws

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.sec.spp.push&feature=search_result#?t=W251bGwsMSwyLDEsImNvbS5zZWMuc3BwLnB1c2giXQ..

goole, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 03:24 (twelve years ago)

The lord works in mysteriass ways

― lego maniac cop (latebloomer), Saturday, June 15, 2013 4:57 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

crying

well-composed selfie (Matt P), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 05:09 (twelve years ago)

xp: lol. what is going on there?

how's life, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 08:27 (twelve years ago)

this is cool! not really a LOL thing more of a WOW thing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0BEHjfzpqr8

scott seward, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 19:17 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU8a1t99rQs

scott seward, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 19:18 (twelve years ago)

http://youtu.be/0BEHjfzpqr8

scott seward, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 19:18 (twelve years ago)

why no embed? anyway very cool.

scott seward, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 19:18 (twelve years ago)

http://vimeo.com/20670439

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 19:33 (twelve years ago)

(scott's video):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU8a1t99rQs

Z S, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 20:24 (twelve years ago)

(Scott - the second link you posted was the right way to do it, but just leave the https:// off it and start it with www. instead)

Z S, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 20:24 (twelve years ago)

i don't usually have a problem. i usually just cut&paste address. isn't that video cool though!?

scott seward, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 20:30 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mclfCxCsqY

乒乓, Thursday, 20 June 2013 10:46 (twelve years ago)

she looks SO uncomfortable

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 June 2013 14:00 (twelve years ago)

Holy shit, nothing says Alpha like helping her shop for hair accessories!

Je55e, Thursday, 20 June 2013 17:46 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn8VG_JrN5E

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Friday, 21 June 2013 01:27 (twelve years ago)

"what you're seeing here is the aftermath of a great approach" xp

Treeship, Friday, 21 June 2013 01:29 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcrLSSlNZGs&feature=youtu.be

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, 21 June 2013 03:14 (twelve years ago)

i appreciate the commitment to the lip synching

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Friday, 21 June 2013 03:59 (twelve years ago)

attention: Z S

http://i.imgur.com/hyqGhyq.jpg

乒乓, Friday, 21 June 2013 11:53 (twelve years ago)

triple twerk store

Z S, Friday, 21 June 2013 15:03 (twelve years ago)

you might think i meant score, but no i meant store

Z S, Friday, 21 June 2013 15:03 (twelve years ago)

start @ 1:21

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nStp4urqcM

http://threeframes.net (gr8080), Friday, 21 June 2013 17:09 (twelve years ago)

http://fuks.tumblr.com/post/53500207409

乒乓, Friday, 21 June 2013 23:36 (twelve years ago)

no homo

pplains, Saturday, 22 June 2013 00:25 (twelve years ago)

that is nathan fielder right? xxp

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Saturday, 22 June 2013 05:50 (twelve years ago)

haha the channel is "nathanfielder" i guess its safe to assume it is. im a fool tbh

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Saturday, 22 June 2013 05:52 (twelve years ago)

http://tinyurl.com/mk4w8bv

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Monday, 24 June 2013 18:00 (twelve years ago)

otm

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 24 June 2013 18:19 (twelve years ago)

http://explodingactresses.tumblr.com/

kenjataimu (cozen), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 21:45 (twelve years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/7d1f8cf112bf2f589c9b6b1b53ed2029/tumblr_mowjwsq0xQ1snfsquo1_400.gif

kenjataimu (cozen), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 21:47 (twelve years ago)

omg the ghost one. ha!

andrew m., Wednesday, 26 June 2013 21:52 (twelve years ago)

some guy posted this in my store tonight. if you are looking to join a band.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1013054_10200719743728673_1156143735_n.jpg

scott seward, Thursday, 27 June 2013 03:46 (twelve years ago)

exploding actress is one of those things where you're just happy the internet exists

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 June 2013 04:36 (twelve years ago)

i'm a terrible guiterist but fortunately i don't need the 10 bucks. this is a talking heads/rush cover band right?

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 27 June 2013 10:50 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/GMVV2pY.gif

乒乓, Thursday, 27 June 2013 13:51 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/NJcNi5S.gif

乒乓, Friday, 28 June 2013 12:00 (twelve years ago)

http://www.wikihow.com/Hide-an-Erection

http://i.imgur.com/eU55Y98.jpg

乒乓, Friday, 28 June 2013 12:14 (twelve years ago)

dont push down on it you'll weaken that shit for when u want it son

dj hollingsworth vs dj perry (darraghmac), Friday, 28 June 2013 12:18 (twelve years ago)

just tuck it in up under yr belt ime

dj hollingsworth vs dj perry (darraghmac), Friday, 28 June 2013 12:18 (twelve years ago)

Danny

Member since:
November 06, 2006

guys ought never to cover up their hardons. womens' boobs stick out much more & very vulgar, & women are not ashamed. I find breasts awful to see jutting out.

so guys must NEVER hide their hardons.

― Heave Ho, Saturday, December 15, 2007 11:33 PM (5 years ago)

am0n, Friday, 28 June 2013 20:48 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sAdBA6IKjo#t=10m02s

del griffith, Friday, 28 June 2013 21:34 (twelve years ago)

^ 10:02 btw

"Put a book in front of it"

del griffith, Friday, 28 June 2013 21:35 (twelve years ago)

i don't know why i think those ads are funny. but i do. smell nothing is just such a great inspirational mantra.

scott seward, Saturday, 29 June 2013 00:01 (twelve years ago)

smell no evil

Romantic style in da world (crüt), Saturday, 29 June 2013 00:06 (twelve years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/1002075_488747944546247_523099710_n.jpg

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 1 July 2013 00:09 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4O_px0hW7Ds

乒乓, Monday, 1 July 2013 04:53 (twelve years ago)

PUAs getting sorta out there

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 July 2013 05:32 (twelve years ago)

in my building this morning:

http://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/s403x403/999337_10152967839250304_1914685413_n.jpg

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 13:51 (twelve years ago)

hot dog man made me gag in a way I have never gagged before

Romantic style in da world (crüt), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 15:04 (twelve years ago)

BLINDED BY RATCHET MIST

big black nemesis, Puya chilensis (DJP), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 15:41 (twelve years ago)

why would you want your bed buggy comforter back?

for many people a really special folder makes a huge difference (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 15:42 (twelve years ago)

*scratches chin*

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 15:46 (twelve years ago)

"blinded by ratchet mist" got me as well

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 16:48 (twelve years ago)

So the laundry room now has bedbugs, nice one Felix

badg, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 16:57 (twelve years ago)

And I always thought Felix was the neat one.

pplains, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 17:09 (twelve years ago)

Felix is actually the super fwiw, and I don't think he's the one who wrote that. In fact I wonder if he was even informed.

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 17:11 (twelve years ago)

Bet you're thrilled about the bed bugs in your building!

how's life, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 17:12 (twelve years ago)

I am assuming and really hoping that was a badly thought-out lie designed to get the comforter back.

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 17:13 (twelve years ago)

yeah i assumed it was a lie but what kind of dork wants people to think they harbour bed bugs?

for many people a really special folder makes a huge difference (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 17:15 (twelve years ago)

yeah I kind of wanted to write an angry note response, like "You stupid motherfucker, if you washed your bed-bug ridden crap in our communal laundry room then you are going to lose a lot more than your stupid comforter when I find out who you are"

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 17:16 (twelve years ago)

Also, do you really have security cameras in the laundry room? Fancy, fancy!

how's life, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 17:17 (twelve years ago)

I think we do actually? My building is weird -- it's an old queens building but it got bought by some big investment trust, which is gradually trying to push out the rent-stabilized tenants, so I could see them doing something like putting in security cameras and then saying "capital improvement, we have to raise rents"

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 17:20 (twelve years ago)

who washes a feather duvet in a washing machine?

caek, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 19:30 (twelve years ago)

"down" means feather, right?

caek, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 19:30 (twelve years ago)

it can mean feather or brick, depending on whether you mean before or after you put it through the washing machine

big black nemesis, Puya chilensis (DJP), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 19:33 (twelve years ago)

you can get synthetic down cant u?

max, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 19:35 (twelve years ago)

haha yes, I just wanted to make that joke

big black nemesis, Puya chilensis (DJP), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 19:35 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNPJuJSVmNA

for many people a really special folder makes a huge difference (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 19:41 (twelve years ago)

in british english, if it's synthetic it's not "down", by definition, or at least that's my understanding.

i dunno. i am finding the whole bed terminology thing here extremely confusing! i am just going to go to ikea where they speak my decadent euro language.

caek, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 19:43 (twelve years ago)

glad to bring lolz to the this thread btw

caek, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 19:45 (twelve years ago)

You wouldn't call synthetic material "down" here - you'd call it "down alternative". I wash my down comforter in the washing machine and it is doing well after 5 or 6 years.

More lolz

Je55e, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 21:32 (twelve years ago)

somebody likes his lightsaber

for many people a really special folder makes a huge difference (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 21:35 (twelve years ago)

gross, semi-NSFW, and borderline child porn, I suggest mods delete that one

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 21:50 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6-bLBgTBWg

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 23:42 (twelve years ago)

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/2013/07/most_bangable_members_ny_philharmonic.php

scott seward, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 17:12 (twelve years ago)

it's become self-aware

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 17:16 (twelve years ago)

wth is passive-aggressive satire

Matt Poop (Matt P), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 17:24 (twelve years ago)

"troll" in douche speak?

Matt Poop (Matt P), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 17:25 (twelve years ago)

kinda funny though

scott seward, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 17:25 (twelve years ago)

ok i lold

Matt Poop (Matt P), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 17:27 (twelve years ago)

It almost seems like one of the Onion's slideshows, except this one is real.

pplains, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 17:31 (twelve years ago)

yeah but what is REAL

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 17:41 (twelve years ago)

CHURK-CHACK! One bang bullet locked and loaded.

how's life, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 18:15 (twelve years ago)

no I think it was basically supposed to be onionesque, only it had the added (unintended?) feature of subtly lampooning the Voice's decline.

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 18:23 (twelve years ago)

fully intended, just poorly considered

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 18:49 (twelve years ago)

idk I thought it worked

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 18:50 (twelve years ago)

jesus christ at the link to maura's not even that old piece being there also

balls, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 20:38 (twelve years ago)

seems like a play (satire? rip off?) of the bangable dudes in pro cycling (which I think was uh a leader in the bangable blogs?)

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 21:46 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knohDiCp9fg

caek, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 21:55 (twelve years ago)

jesus christ at the link to maura's not even that old piece being there also
--balls

why Jesus Christ isn't linking to it sort of the neon "get it" sign

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 4 July 2013 03:50 (twelve years ago)

would've liked "surprising french restaurant guy" better if it had ended with him shivving the cameraman

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 July 2013 04:19 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz2szLxyBPs

worldstar (am0n), Friday, 5 July 2013 14:48 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz2szLxyBPs

worldstar (am0n), Friday, 5 July 2013 14:48 (twelve years ago)

"subtly lampooning."

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 5 July 2013 16:36 (twelve years ago)

"Worst News ..." The YouTube account associated with this video has been terminated due to multiple third-party notifications of copyright infringement.

:/

Je55e, Saturday, 6 July 2013 02:16 (twelve years ago)

would've liked "surprising french restaurant guy" better if it had ended with him shivving the cameraman

― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Thursday, July 4, 2013 5:19 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i was worried with the last one where he's operating that industrial mandoline

caek, Saturday, 6 July 2013 03:33 (twelve years ago)

yeah, on rewatching that, what an asshole to scare him when he has his hand near a moving blade

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 6 July 2013 03:49 (twelve years ago)

why was he so frightened every time though? surely after the third fourth or fifth time he's expecting his co-worker to be a jumping-out-from-behind-the-door douche (my little brother certainly did, when we were kids)?

my eventual wife (stevie), Saturday, 6 July 2013 10:04 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfQ4t2E7iAU

乒乓, Saturday, 6 July 2013 21:37 (twelve years ago)

Jumping Frenchmen of Maine

Plasmon, Sunday, 7 July 2013 03:44 (twelve years ago)

wkiw scared norwegian guy

how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 7 July 2013 06:27 (twelve years ago)

wnkiw scared guy

with absolutely no evidence, i'm going to say he's faking it. he reminds me of this kid in middle school who faked tripping over his shoelaces, and then when i pretended not to notice and didn't say anything, he "tripped" over his shoelaces again just a minute later.

Z S, Sunday, 7 July 2013 20:01 (twelve years ago)

ws his colleague

Matt Poop (Matt P), Sunday, 7 July 2013 21:36 (twelve years ago)

"he likes being the centre of attention" - - - ZS otm

pplains, Sunday, 7 July 2013 22:46 (twelve years ago)

i think he's sincere (though obv he like being the center of attn, they said as much in the clip), i've known ppl like that w/ bizarrely ott easily triggered fear responses. there was one women who used to work in the lab w/ us that's the only adult i've ever known that could be routinely scared by fake snakes/mice. i have a dog who's like this also.

balls, Sunday, 7 July 2013 23:26 (twelve years ago)

jumping frenchmen of maine wiki link is very informative

how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 July 2013 00:26 (twelve years ago)

the sunset is really nice outside my window right now

Treeship, Monday, 8 July 2013 00:30 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/ImkRTxk.jpg

乒乓, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 00:32 (twelve years ago)

lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 01:06 (twelve years ago)

i remember a really sad evening eating alone at the macaroni grill in boulder. i was pretty lonely that summer, and my gf across the country called and was angry with me for no reason and yelled at me and hung up so i was like fuck it, i'm going to the macaroni grill. something about looking over the menu for the perfect red wine was just awful.

Z S, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 01:25 (twelve years ago)

the macaroni was excellent however

Z S, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 01:25 (twelve years ago)

it often is, at the macaroni grill

乒乓, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 01:31 (twelve years ago)

There's a scene out of The Good Ol Summertime where Judy Garland's sitting in a restaurant alone, and the mustached man at the next table drops his monocle in disgust.

pplains, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 01:38 (twelve years ago)

Watched that movie on acid nearly 20 years ago. Think about it every day.

pplains, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 01:39 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjysEphoZX8

balls, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 02:02 (twelve years ago)

Wow when did larry david film that?? Looks old

乒乓, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 02:04 (twelve years ago)

it's from the 80s iirc

balls, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 02:13 (twelve years ago)

man, remember the 80s?

balls, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 02:13 (twelve years ago)

Haha yeah. Crazy times

乒乓, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 02:15 (twelve years ago)

baaaa-aa-aa-aa-aa! baaa--aa-a-a-a-aah!

Z S, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 03:36 (twelve years ago)

dining out alone is good when you want to feel sorry for yourself

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 04:29 (twelve years ago)

you left out the 'r' and the 'k' from that first word.

pplains, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 04:50 (twelve years ago)

my store should hire that fishing lady as a buyer; she looks p good at that

shohreh aja/danteloo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 13:01 (twelve years ago)

mmm love grilled macaroni

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 16:29 (twelve years ago)

eating alone at restaurants can be great! especially in like diners. for breakfast. and if you have a good book. it's a treat imho.

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 16:30 (twelve years ago)

otm

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 16:32 (twelve years ago)

Here's that Judy Garland scene. I especially remember the green hat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB_pLVXjjwQ

pplains, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 16:38 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ7CNUuoe3E

andrew m., Wednesday, 10 July 2013 19:40 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3DllvVSsLc

goole, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 19:41 (twelve years ago)

ZS, i too had a lonely guy meal at macaroni grill once. 2000-ish. it was pitiful. they sat me right in the middle of the place.

andrew m., Wednesday, 10 July 2013 19:43 (twelve years ago)

I was seated out in the open air so that everyone walking by could see what a lonely guy I was.

xpost why are they doing the Chris Martin dance?

Z S, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 19:45 (twelve years ago)

311 video is so depressing

how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 19:49 (twelve years ago)

1) what are those weird pew-like structures?
2) that's clearly not a live show, right?
3) that song is actually not bad

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 19:52 (twelve years ago)

lol at 1:14

caek, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 19:54 (twelve years ago)

1) what are those weird pew-like structures?

they're for that bar game that's like shuffleboard but miniaturized. i can't think of what it's called.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 19:55 (twelve years ago)

lol at 1:14

― caek, Wednesday, July 10, 2013 2:54 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, you made it a little further than I did.

pplains, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 19:57 (twelve years ago)

would play shuffleboard with those dudes

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 11 July 2013 03:05 (twelve years ago)

runny shit brown is the color of their energy

del griffith, Thursday, 11 July 2013 06:30 (twelve years ago)

^^ was thinking that i should submit that to weird dude energy

乒乓, Thursday, 11 July 2013 06:42 (twelve years ago)

is that at buffalo billiards?

Puff Daddy, whoever the fuck you are. I am dissapoint. (stevie), Thursday, 11 July 2013 08:17 (twelve years ago)

There are a lot of dudes in that bar!

how's life, Thursday, 11 July 2013 13:26 (twelve years ago)

This might have been on Popbitch:

http://www.vogue.co.uk/

Use the arrow keys - UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, B, A

Doesn't seem to work every time but it's worth persisting with.

Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Thursday, 11 July 2013 14:21 (twelve years ago)

haha, the hell.

pplains, Thursday, 11 July 2013 14:29 (twelve years ago)

okay, that's hysterical

how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 11 July 2013 14:53 (twelve years ago)

different hats each time!

how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 11 July 2013 14:54 (twelve years ago)

^ haaaaaaa

pplains, Thursday, 11 July 2013 14:55 (twelve years ago)

huge props to the coder on that

how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 11 July 2013 14:57 (twelve years ago)

co-worker asked me if i discovered that on my own.

yeah, just browsing the uk version of vogue, hitting random contra codes on my keyboard...

pplains, Thursday, 11 July 2013 15:02 (twelve years ago)

lol, try it here
http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/

how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 11 July 2013 15:22 (twelve years ago)

http://www.tatler.com/
!!!!!

how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 11 July 2013 15:23 (twelve years ago)

eh, it's nyancat on wired.
anyway it seems to work on all the condenast uk websites

how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 11 July 2013 15:26 (twelve years ago)

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18ti3uxyid7v1gif/k-bigpic.gif

how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 11 July 2013 16:14 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67aGT2Aubys

worldstar (am0n), Thursday, 11 July 2013 16:27 (twelve years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/3814445f880bf4bd88c598cc4f56a45f/tumblr_mps6l1VrH41qzrkhpo1_400.gif

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 11 July 2013 16:48 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq7kqo_S40I

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 11 July 2013 16:50 (twelve years ago)

lmao

crüt, Thursday, 11 July 2013 16:52 (twelve years ago)

"Gimme a cup twice" cracks me up. That song really nails the frustration of having to wait for anything. I always think of it whenever I'm in line at the grocery store or a sandwich shop or whatever now
--Evan R
big fan. he manages to follow all of the rap rules i privately judged all music with for a period between 2005 and 2010, and rules that i feel controlled a certain subset of 90s/2000s new york rap. it was music that, to me, was ideal when it covered a set selection of topics and was made under harsh formal constraints. for example, i thought rap lyrics should sound carefully written (i should be able to picture pen on legal pad) and rappers should make a concept or lyric work on the strength of what it would look like on paper, with a limited emphasis on the performance of the lyrics. another factor was a flawed idea of legitimacy, which was gained by following the above rules, and an equally flawed idea of authenticity (the idea that rappers like cormega lived what they wrote about-- this was sometimes taken to extremes, when rappers claimed not to be rappers at all, as if their persona or whatever was not a performance at all). as far as lyrical content, i thought rappers should be focused on a narrow geographical location, hyperlocal neighborhood references--even if they addressed larger issues, those issues should be addressed through the lens of neighborhood/street/block. cormega managed to fulfill all those spurious laws of real rap and my flawed ideas of authenticity and also made dope records.
--dylannn
r
that's the other one i like
--I know, right?
bb

dsb, Saturday, 13 July 2013 15:47 (twelve years ago)

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2914455/carlywild_medium.gif

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 15 July 2013 07:14 (twelve years ago)

i did that playing softball last week. :(

Z S, Monday, 15 July 2013 12:04 (twelve years ago)

I've developed stiff hands and a bad shoulder over the years and it occasionally makes me make very embarrassing throws.

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 15 July 2013 13:51 (twelve years ago)

i am pretty bad at throwing

ogmor, Monday, 15 July 2013 17:38 (twelve years ago)

i suck at throwing too *masturbates furiously*

what a wonderful url (Matt P), Monday, 15 July 2013 17:43 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-xX7iWvzbo

am0n, Monday, 15 July 2013 17:45 (twelve years ago)

i promptly ganked this for facebook use.

how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 July 2013 18:09 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLuuvlPlv_I

am0n, Monday, 15 July 2013 19:29 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjhoMe67o4o

am0n, Monday, 15 July 2013 22:10 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/3DEbodj.gif

乒乓, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 08:53 (twelve years ago)

amazing

IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 14:06 (twelve years ago)

oh shit

imago, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 14:26 (twelve years ago)

it's an ad, fwiw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57q6TUMTS_M

pplains, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 14:34 (twelve years ago)

that was the longest gif.

how's life, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 14:50 (twelve years ago)

lol now it looks super fake. brain is funny.

IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 15:12 (twelve years ago)

yeah I vaguely remember reading about some study that showed that grainy, rough-looking footage enhances one's perception that something is real or true.

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 15:33 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-W9P2FAZB4

am0n, Thursday, 18 July 2013 05:15 (twelve years ago)

sad end to that story
http://www.spinner.com/2010/11/22/j-p-toulon-old-skull-dead/
http://rocktelegraph.blogspot.com/2011/06/jamie-toulon-dies.html

Vern Toulon, producer and father to the Toulon brothers, went on to appear in the Madison-based documentary film Streets Without Cars before passing away on May 31, 2001, at the age of 46. Several reports indicate that he had resorted to panhandling in the years before his death. The boys' parents had divorced early in the band's career. Several years after the divorce, the boys' mother died in a train accident.

how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 18 July 2013 06:55 (twelve years ago)

not relevant to thread

am0n, Thursday, 18 July 2013 14:33 (twelve years ago)

Just saying the old skull saga is not lolzy

how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 18 July 2013 15:16 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E29c3a_5iE

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 18 July 2013 20:22 (twelve years ago)

FREE BANANA MAN
FREE BANANA MAN

Cap'n Conserv-a-pedia (Hurting 2), Thursday, 18 July 2013 20:26 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6haPehPNPUk

am0n, Thursday, 18 July 2013 20:35 (twelve years ago)

everyone there is living the dream, no matter which side of the chair wall they are on

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 18 July 2013 23:58 (twelve years ago)

do not shaving cream the 6'3 dude in the Made Life tee

Cap'n Conserv-a-pedia (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 July 2013 14:29 (twelve years ago)

Is there video of that somewhere? Kinda wanna hear the wet slaps.

Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Friday, 19 July 2013 14:33 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNc8GyLY5nk

how's life, Friday, 19 July 2013 14:43 (twelve years ago)

wow, that was kind of perfect

how bad could it be to be stuck to the couch, forever... (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 July 2013 15:53 (twelve years ago)

http://notalentassclown.i.am/

Fetchboy, Friday, 19 July 2013 15:55 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6meSQ9sj8Io

Spectrum, Saturday, 20 July 2013 20:47 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enq8e9OV4dc

Z S, Saturday, 20 July 2013 22:50 (twelve years ago)

Xbox one rock band demo

sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 21 July 2013 03:04 (twelve years ago)

jesus, haven't thought about that video in forever, it's like right on the cusp between legendary videos you would hear about for years before actually getting to see (eg shatner doing 'rocket man' or various underground films or budd dwyer i guess) and standard internet viral videos. here's a story on the guy - http://www.sfweekly.com/1999-01-27/music/air-canada/

balls, Sunday, 21 July 2013 03:29 (twelve years ago)

whoa, i had no idea it was that old!

wow, never thought this would sound so dated:

And it's true: Dabbs used to play in an Edmonton roots-rock group the Mike Plume Band, and he currently drums for Groovetown, a '70s disco cover band with its own Web site (connect.ab.ca/~djcaddel).

Z S, Sunday, 21 July 2013 04:16 (twelve years ago)

hey, check out the Web site for my band Groovetown! it's connect dot A B dot C A forward slash, then a tilde, then dj caddel, that's c-a-d-d-e-l. so that's connect dot ab, A-B-, dot C A slash tilde dj caddel!

Z S, Sunday, 21 July 2013 04:17 (twelve years ago)

i'm sure that guestbook was filled to the brim

Z S, Sunday, 21 July 2013 04:18 (twelve years ago)

lmao dayo did u see that she drew something that looks like a penis?

neil degrasse (m bison), Thursday, 25 July 2013 13:20 (twelve years ago)

awesome

sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Friday, 26 July 2013 05:19 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/7HWFWGS.gif

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 26 July 2013 10:16 (twelve years ago)

http://twitter.com/VeraMulder/status/360708606728998913/photo/1

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 26 July 2013 10:35 (twelve years ago)

balalaika?

PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Friday, 26 July 2013 13:44 (twelve years ago)

that's superb

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 26 July 2013 15:56 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZVBTtX92Nc

乒乓, Sunday, 28 July 2013 03:54 (twelve years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BQIE9vECIAAQQIz.png

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 28 July 2013 07:07 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqThe_xrB3k

乒乓, Thursday, 1 August 2013 06:19 (twelve years ago)

Kept waiting in vain for that donkey to spit in that guy's face.

Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Thursday, 1 August 2013 12:44 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtQ8cYuLSPE

Spectrum, Thursday, 1 August 2013 13:23 (twelve years ago)

what movie is this from can i have it

what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Thursday, 1 August 2013 13:27 (twelve years ago)

food of the gods 2

There shouldn't be a thread for Dennis Perrin tweets. (stevie), Thursday, 1 August 2013 13:29 (twelve years ago)

http://www.canistream.it/search/movie/food%20of%20the%20gods%202

sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 August 2013 13:53 (twelve years ago)

green lizard monster otm

pplains, Thursday, 1 August 2013 13:54 (twelve years ago)

GLM needs an emoticon

sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 August 2013 13:54 (twelve years ago)

stuff3 2 days ago
This fboobby ruels

what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Thursday, 1 August 2013 13:56 (twelve years ago)

http://cliterallysame.tumblr.com/post/57128451900/omg

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 2 August 2013 18:40 (twelve years ago)

lolol

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 3 August 2013 15:53 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNXWe7EbbTA

am0n, Monday, 5 August 2013 16:35 (twelve years ago)

hullo

staind in the place where you live (crüt), Monday, 5 August 2013 16:36 (twelve years ago)

wow so fucking cool bro

HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Monday, 5 August 2013 16:52 (twelve years ago)

this fucken guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6T6QZf8KQk

sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 August 2013 16:54 (twelve years ago)

watching eight seconds of that made me ill

sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 August 2013 16:54 (twelve years ago)

mostly sad

HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Monday, 5 August 2013 16:55 (twelve years ago)

do u even chug bro

am0n, Monday, 5 August 2013 17:10 (twelve years ago)

clicked on link, saw still, clicked away from link, silently sent up a prayer for dude's duodenum

THE WORINÐLVE (DJP), Monday, 5 August 2013 17:19 (twelve years ago)

http://youtu.be/HqThe_xrB3k

― 乒乓, Thursday, 1 August 2013 07:19 (4 days ago) Bookmark

xtina 'candyman' video seems different

r|t|c, Monday, 5 August 2013 17:48 (twelve years ago)

grimes?

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 01:22 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PR8_kHEyx8

staind in the place where you live (crüt), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 18:17 (twelve years ago)

"maybe you remember a few weeks ago where elijah appeared in australia in that tornado of fire"
*checks buzzfeed*

sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 18:21 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk6TAYfd29g

latebloomer, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 19:39 (twelve years ago)

these are pretty amazing and i imagine they fucked up a generation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3i3IRuLkJc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu2zcNGtjiQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrJNicm1ur0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqPkDJmhuRM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AalbQXk4_kY

sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 03:29 (twelve years ago)

http://ogfoodnun.tumblr.com/post/57620385642

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 17:08 (twelve years ago)

that youngster is quite fond of juice

del griffith, Thursday, 8 August 2013 19:50 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxHVhxbtrhY

Spectrum, Friday, 9 August 2013 02:17 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJI8SE7mjUI

max, Friday, 9 August 2013 17:37 (twelve years ago)

max any idea who the 'yeah but that backflip though' guy is? he pops up like four or five times, dude's hilarious. also i'm probably gonna watch that thing about five hundred times. today.

balls, Friday, 9 August 2013 18:00 (twelve years ago)

no clue, but yeah there seem to be 2-3 ppl/groups that appear multiple times in the video

max, Friday, 9 August 2013 18:02 (twelve years ago)

lol @ 1:18 "umm" *slow pan*

am0n, Friday, 9 August 2013 18:04 (twelve years ago)

FUCK if only I hadn't waited for that 23 minute Jon and Vangelis track to end before trying to watch this.

click here to start exploding (ledge), Friday, 9 August 2013 18:20 (twelve years ago)

that was fast. the fuck is "Fullscreen 2"

R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 9 August 2013 18:21 (twelve years ago)

it's back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbaIas710xM

click here to start exploding (ledge), Friday, 9 August 2013 20:11 (twelve years ago)

what's the title so we can go hunt?

blinded by aggro (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 10 August 2013 02:27 (twelve years ago)

best vines 2013 - def worth the hunt.

i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Saturday, 10 August 2013 17:25 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCQE94NRZuo

i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Saturday, 10 August 2013 17:27 (twelve years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JxdJj2blCpM

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Saturday, 10 August 2013 22:42 (twelve years ago)

some of those are really great

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 11 August 2013 15:38 (twelve years ago)

and some of them are casually racist/sexist/homophobic
yay internet

blinded by aggro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 11 August 2013 16:00 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyhKZSXt2FM

Eyeball Kicks, Monday, 12 August 2013 15:46 (twelve years ago)

kinda lol but mostly ;;

no one should be offended by the lyrics in this song (stevie), Monday, 12 August 2013 16:44 (twelve years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BReuENBCcAA0qMI.jpg

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 12 August 2013 17:16 (twelve years ago)

otm

pr0n tsar (cozen), Monday, 12 August 2013 17:41 (twelve years ago)

dictionary.com literally gave up

blinded by aggro (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 August 2013 17:54 (twelve years ago)

"His looks were very haggard, and his limbs and body literally worn to the bone" -- dickens

caek, Monday, 12 August 2013 20:26 (twelve years ago)

"the land literally flowed with milk and honey." - louisa may alcott

caek, Monday, 12 August 2013 20:26 (twelve years ago)

etc.

caek, Monday, 12 August 2013 20:28 (twelve years ago)

"this is literally not lolz"

this gtr climbed mt. washington (Edward III), Monday, 12 August 2013 20:54 (twelve years ago)

-bob marley

this gtr climbed mt. washington (Edward III), Monday, 12 August 2013 20:54 (twelve years ago)

emancipate yourself from mental literally

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 12 August 2013 20:58 (twelve years ago)

free your mind and your ass will literally follow

this gtr climbed mt. washington (Edward III), Monday, 12 August 2013 21:00 (twelve years ago)

fucking furious about that

R'LIAH (goole), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 01:24 (twelve years ago)

Nickel - n. 1. A five-cent coin used in the United States. 2. Or fifty dollars, take your pick.

pplains, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 02:30 (twelve years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BRfWf62CYAAh_9Z.png

HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 02:35 (twelve years ago)

well there you go

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 05:12 (twelve years ago)

https://twitter.com/MeekMillRapLike

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 13 August 2013 05:14 (twelve years ago)

Inside baseball that one

blinded by aggro (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 06:13 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjllsUkU4Dg

HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 13:40 (twelve years ago)

Oh shit is that a funeral?

no one should be offended by the lyrics in this song (stevie), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 14:10 (twelve years ago)

really just for that picture. i put it on the things that looks like the onion but aren't thread but i think it belongs here too.

scott seward, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 16:29 (twelve years ago)

the original title of the essay is really onion-y:

http://www.theferrett.com/ferrettworks/2013/08/dear-daughter-i-hope-you-have-some-fucking-awesome-sex/

scott seward, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 16:30 (twelve years ago)

was that photo taken specifically for that piece or is it (as i'd prefer to think) an entirely unrelated photo from what was a sweet family moment that has now been ruined forever

sleepingbag, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 16:32 (twelve years ago)

I hope it was their Christmas/Holiday card

OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 16:34 (twelve years ago)

That face betrays everything he wrote about.

pplains, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 16:56 (twelve years ago)

so this is that dude i was wondering about - https://twitter.com/KingBach

balls, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 21:41 (twelve years ago)

http://www.theonion.com/articles/teenage-girl-blossoming-into-beautiful-object,31061/

am0n, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 22:23 (twelve years ago)

http://i.minus.com/iMJWGkFsDdCHQ.gif

R'LIAH (goole), Thursday, 15 August 2013 17:06 (twelve years ago)

that's a move known as the blitzer blitz

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 15 August 2013 17:08 (twelve years ago)

hahahaha break it up you two

pplains, Thursday, 15 August 2013 17:30 (twelve years ago)

just the faintest hint of a smirk when he sees that effect on his monitor.

pplains, Thursday, 15 August 2013 17:36 (twelve years ago)

"hello ladies"

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 15 August 2013 17:42 (twelve years ago)

i love how the woman on the right's smile seems to suddenly fade as she sees they are being invaded by wolf

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 15 August 2013 19:28 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/q7drOxI.jpg

pr0n tsar (cozen), Thursday, 15 August 2013 19:29 (twelve years ago)

haw

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 15 August 2013 19:33 (twelve years ago)

amazing

OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Thursday, 15 August 2013 19:34 (twelve years ago)

Teenage Girl Blossoms Into Beautiful Object

Wooooooooooow

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Thursday, 15 August 2013 19:46 (twelve years ago)

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9xux7r6K61qcez8wo1_250.gif

乒乓, Saturday, 17 August 2013 18:34 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/HndNgDK.png

乒乓, Sunday, 18 August 2013 00:16 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/MX2B1BW.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 18 August 2013 05:09 (twelve years ago)

hahaha

Z S, Sunday, 18 August 2013 05:11 (twelve years ago)

makes u think

YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 August 2013 05:17 (twelve years ago)

everything about that is a+ work

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 18 August 2013 12:59 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMORe_xOdjo

In the airplane over the .CSS (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 19 August 2013 17:16 (twelve years ago)

oh man, people on my facebook who should know better are getting thrown for a loop by that Degrasse Tyson thing, I recommend trying it

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 22 August 2013 20:25 (twelve years ago)

haha

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 21:10 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vayUS1NRleI

pplains, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 16:54 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZGNk8pUj4Y

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 17:32 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NzcmgdRBLQ

Dan I., Thursday, 29 August 2013 08:21 (twelve years ago)

looool

MAVEN ! (Matt P), Friday, 30 August 2013 00:59 (twelve years ago)

huge lol

balls, Friday, 30 August 2013 03:41 (twelve years ago)

hahahaha

R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 30 August 2013 15:07 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2HLAWffRQ0

乒乓, Saturday, 31 August 2013 00:15 (twelve years ago)

Steve Spell II 1 week ago
Yeah man if it's one thing I do well is hit HARD with the nunchucks and that glass was not budging a bit! I was putting every fiber of my being my entire body into the blows and that glass wasn't giving! It was only until I unleashed the epic combos and really got crazy that I started to do some destruction but still it took almost 5 minutes to break through WTF

乒乓, Saturday, 31 August 2013 00:16 (twelve years ago)

alex henderson 1 month ago
Nun-chucks are not medieval
Reply · Vote UpVote Down

Steve Spell II
Steve Spell II 1 month ago
they are when I use them!
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#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Saturday, 31 August 2013 01:37 (twelve years ago)

woah

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 31 August 2013 02:19 (twelve years ago)

Lol southerners

YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 31 August 2013 04:38 (twelve years ago)

Hey I recognize Steve Spell from a documentary I saw last week about bath salts and the strip mall smoke shop owners who sell them.

del griffith, Saturday, 31 August 2013 16:26 (twelve years ago)

best headline + picture

http://www.outsideonline.com/news-from-the-field/Teen-Wakes-Up-to-Wolf-Eating-His-Head.html

scott seward, Saturday, 31 August 2013 17:01 (twelve years ago)

wolf puts lipstick on teen while sleeping

am0n, Sunday, 1 September 2013 16:21 (twelve years ago)

Lol southerners

― YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Saturday, August 31, 2013 12:38 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Louisiana is a special kind of southern, y/n?

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 September 2013 03:18 (twelve years ago)

y

YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 September 2013 03:19 (twelve years ago)

They're "special" all right.

pplains, Monday, 2 September 2013 14:52 (twelve years ago)

Steve Spell II, born and raised on the bayou's of Louisiana has taken this ancient martial arts weapon and practiced basic fundamental strikes and swings to perfection. By keeping it simple and mastering the basics, the nunchucks transform from a baton twirling, freestyle circus act to a lethal, super sonic, blitzkrieg weapon capable of dishing out blunt force trauma at amazing speeds with precision and killing power! For years, one man, deep in the bayou has perfected the art of self defense by being able to overcome any potential attacker with overwhelming speed and destructive power! Keeping his mind clear by only learning basic swings, his potential has never been limited. "Learn a few basic strikes and learn them well", "Who cares if you can throw the nunchucks up into the air and catch them behind your back"? That's not what they were designed to do. When I first started working with this weapon it was all about protecting myself in the woods, from wild animals, and I doubt very seriously wild animals, savage beast, or any aggressor for that matter is going to start clapping his hands and yelling "Bravo" when the weapon goes flying off into outer space! NEVER lose contact with your weapon, don't practice or train, losing contact with your weapon. I remember being a boy and my mother yelling at the top of her lungs at an alligator, fearful it would eat the dogs. The alligator showed no fear and continued to swim toward the kennels out by the bayou. I never have had a gun, but I came running with my chucks and whacked the gator on his back! The animal rolled in disbelief and immediately went under water in retreat. It was from this day on that I decided to really apply myself with these sticks and the amount of force that can be generated is truly legendary. With all of that being said, I am still learning. People never stop learning, they just mature and get smarter. Video games like minecraft, league of legends, oblivion, world of warcraft and skyrim have never seen weapons used like this. HA

YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 September 2013 16:51 (twelve years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltdu4yzUvd1qd5qx0o1_500.jpg

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 20:51 (twelve years ago)

lol

how's life, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 01:23 (twelve years ago)

i should enjoy this a lot less than i do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIxSwn9l41I

One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 September 2013 16:00 (twelve years ago)

father, son, holy ghost ride the whip?

taking tiger stadium (by strategy) (sanskrit), Saturday, 7 September 2013 01:58 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5trr_Qtb6b4

Dan I., Sunday, 8 September 2013 05:24 (twelve years ago)

http://i.minus.com/ibszKGBHCuWybN.gif

cozymandias (cozen), Friday, 13 September 2013 08:08 (twelve years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/19a81f14483596be227e3c12caa61365/tumblr_mt00mpjQoE1qzw04wo1_400.png

乒乓, Friday, 13 September 2013 20:52 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd5hfM6LCLg

Z S, Saturday, 14 September 2013 23:26 (twelve years ago)

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A BROWN NOTE.

pplains, Sunday, 15 September 2013 02:49 (twelve years ago)

Some Statler Bros showed up in on random the other day. Why vocal quartets feel the need to include a bass singer like that for verse-chorus-verse music is beyond me.

pplains, Sunday, 15 September 2013 02:50 (twelve years ago)

It's like you're hearing AND seeing the brown note simultaneously!

midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Sunday, 15 September 2013 02:50 (twelve years ago)

i love country-gospel basso profundos without reservation

fresh (crüt), Sunday, 15 September 2013 02:56 (twelve years ago)

otmfm

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Sunday, 15 September 2013 03:18 (twelve years ago)

I feel that, but I still crack up like I'm a 6-year-old when I hear 'em.

pplains, Sunday, 15 September 2013 03:19 (twelve years ago)

http://www.faughnfamily.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/richard-sterban.jpg

balls, Sunday, 15 September 2013 03:26 (twelve years ago)

i kinda want rufus to see this so i'm gonna put it here so i don't forget it.

http://cinemassacre.com/2013/09/06/avgn-tiger-electronic/

scott seward, Sunday, 15 September 2013 03:42 (twelve years ago)

i love country-gospel basso profundos without reservation

― fresh (crüt), Saturday, September 14, 2013 9:56 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

would zazzle

goole, Monday, 16 September 2013 15:40 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJX5s0BPIG0

One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 September 2013 17:23 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/vKrXmwb.gif

pplains, Friday, 20 September 2013 13:29 (twelve years ago)

lol

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 20 September 2013 16:59 (twelve years ago)

actually, I think it's wol

midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Friday, 20 September 2013 17:00 (twelve years ago)

now its kinda just "w"

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 20 September 2013 17:01 (twelve years ago)

are they allergic

☪☮⚤✡i☯✞ (am0n), Friday, 20 September 2013 21:04 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q917-b3hjS8

☪☮⚤✡i☯✞ (am0n), Friday, 20 September 2013 21:05 (twelve years ago)

I could fill this whole thread up with stupid SEC gifs.

http://cdn2.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/DANCING-OLE-MISS-FAN-2.gif

I can't tell you enough how Ole Miss that Ole Miss fan is.

pplains, Friday, 20 September 2013 21:06 (twelve years ago)

oh suck my nuts gifsession

http://postgradproblems.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/2c460920dc3512552a7c13c545e84e20.gif

pplains, Friday, 20 September 2013 21:09 (twelve years ago)

look at how the guy to her left catches sight of her and then immediately enters the same weird zone that makes you do that

Z S, Friday, 20 September 2013 21:12 (twelve years ago)

http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/crazy-college-football-fan-2012-whooo-guy.gif

☪☮⚤✡i☯✞ (am0n), Friday, 20 September 2013 21:15 (twelve years ago)

white people

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Friday, 20 September 2013 21:20 (twelve years ago)

http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/fan-nc-state-college-football-fan-2012-waving-shirt.gif

☪☮⚤✡i☯✞ (am0n), Friday, 20 September 2013 21:21 (twelve years ago)

Is there any way to look attractive wearing clothing that supports your state college football team

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Friday, 20 September 2013 21:22 (twelve years ago)

lol at the staff guy

mookieproof, Friday, 20 September 2013 21:41 (twelve years ago)

am0n on thin ice for posting a significant cultural ritual on a lolz thread.

pplains, Friday, 20 September 2013 23:57 (twelve years ago)

is that a razorbacks fan then

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 September 2013 00:11 (twelve years ago)

It is a Hog Call, yes.

pplains, Saturday, 21 September 2013 00:57 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wppVMWU-YDk

Do you need a sweater for those chills you're suddenly feeling?

pplains, Saturday, 21 September 2013 00:59 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLjMkoxZWYU

pplains, Saturday, 21 September 2013 01:00 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDBQET6bAVY

pplains, Saturday, 21 September 2013 01:02 (twelve years ago)

pp did u go to arkansas

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 September 2013 02:00 (twelve years ago)

such a low blow.

pplains, Saturday, 21 September 2013 02:00 (twelve years ago)

I've been to only two football games and have set foot on the UA campus only twice.

But c'mon. Mizzou had nothing even close to the Hog Call.

And the closest pro team is the Grizzlies, so

pplains, Saturday, 21 September 2013 02:02 (twelve years ago)

lolol

sorry about quin snyder

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 September 2013 02:07 (twelve years ago)

am0n on thin ice for posting a significant cultural ritual on a lolz thread.

― pplains, Friday, 20 September 2013 23:57

white people

― beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Friday, 20 September 2013 21:20

☪☮⚤✡i☯✞ (am0n), Saturday, 21 September 2013 04:29 (twelve years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/3be76e754392ca1bfeb529283bc5f780/tumblr_mtgh0frvtl1qbipv3o2_250.gif

midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Saturday, 21 September 2013 04:52 (twelve years ago)

Are red and white the colors of every single SEC school wtf

Dan I., Saturday, 21 September 2013 19:32 (twelve years ago)

wait, does this explain it? The SEC is split into two divisions, Red and White, based on enrollment.

Dan I., Saturday, 21 September 2013 19:34 (twelve years ago)

haha wait wtf that's for the Michigan High School Athletic Association Southeastern Conference. what am i doing. what is the internet. help me

Dan I., Saturday, 21 September 2013 19:34 (twelve years ago)

Not only is every school's colors red and white, but the name of the school must also start with an A.

pplains, Saturday, 21 September 2013 19:45 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZAP4eTaWwg

scott seward, Monday, 23 September 2013 12:25 (twelve years ago)

dildrones

shiny trippy people holding bandz (m bison), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 02:23 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/nHvU7tc.png

乒乓, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 12:14 (twelve years ago)

may 20, 2008 was one of the very best days

Z S, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 13:19 (twelve years ago)

http://www.shocktoberfest.com/attractions/#naked

a hard dom is good to find (Edward III), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 18:40 (twelve years ago)

Disclaimer: Shocktoberfest has created this experience so their customers can explore a new level of fear. This is about fear and pushing oneself out of their comfort zone. This is not about sex. No sexual misconduct, inappropriate or disrespectful behavior will be tolerated.
*Please note there is an additional cleaning charge if we scare the p*ss out of you!

I’m a sophisticated guy, I like sophisticated music (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 18:44 (twelve years ago)

this reminds me a lot of being 10 and trying to dream up elaborate and improbable schemes to see "naked ladies"

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 18:47 (twelve years ago)

there's no way this is going to happen, is there?

goole, Tuesday, 24 September 2013 18:49 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/bXJct9H.png

乒乓, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 14:55 (twelve years ago)

it's sad, he was a pizza

Holy Shirt! (stevie), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 15:05 (twelve years ago)

he was a real pizza work

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 15:08 (twelve years ago)

that room is scary. even the table is a little scary.

scott seward, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 15:23 (twelve years ago)

Badass pizzas

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 15:47 (twelve years ago)

could also go in Pizza Poll: Squares or Slices

乒乓, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 15:50 (twelve years ago)

http://31.media.tumblr.com/02515dec7d13915099f529327ba87d15/tumblr_mtnupeKqEq1r88u00o1_400.gif

乒乓, Thursday, 26 September 2013 21:16 (twelve years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/8901b8b9edda31ad15a3532b2157577d/tumblr_mtsigfoX3q1qz5d0vo1_250.gif

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 27 September 2013 17:15 (twelve years ago)

ha ha amazing

Holy Shirt! (stevie), Friday, 27 September 2013 17:21 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/AIDoSH1.jpg

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 27 September 2013 21:01 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/VjKMFW5.gif

Z S, Saturday, 28 September 2013 13:02 (twelve years ago)

Thanks obama

erect, sporadic, notorious, genitals (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 28 September 2013 14:20 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/7jWO1Dm.gif

.ılılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­̲̅̅|̲­̅­̅­●­̲­̅­̅­|­l­l­ıl (am0n), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 14:57 (twelve years ago)

xp - These Katamari Damacy sequels are just getting worse and worse.

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 15:02 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRTdDyXM3VM

goth drama is universal (latebloomer), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 22:13 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRTdDyXM3VM&feature=c4-overview&list=UUpvdbbsJwRot0xLXlf5x4Ig

goth drama is universal (latebloomer), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 22:15 (twelve years ago)

jesus fuck dammit shit

goth drama is universal (latebloomer), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 22:16 (twelve years ago)

omg

fresh (crüt), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 22:16 (twelve years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/778b01802d9084efcb4d75bffa132dcb/tumblr_mu0cuvTXXn1qdsnv8o1_250.png

乒乓, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 12:09 (twelve years ago)

http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/blogs/omgcelebnews/5604a48d-c1d1-4006-b064-5cdc45d5fb1c_JustinBieber_GreatWall_100113.jpg

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 19:53 (twelve years ago)

wtf

smang culture (DJP), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 19:57 (twelve years ago)

that's bieber not climbing the steps at the great wall of china, just to be clear

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 19:58 (twelve years ago)

it's clear

does not remove the wtf

is this kid secretly battling leukemia or something

smang culture (DJP), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 20:01 (twelve years ago)

he's got cancer of the soul

Holy Shirt! (stevie), Thursday, 3 October 2013 06:54 (twelve years ago)

tragic wasting disease

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 3 October 2013 14:51 (twelve years ago)

tragic waster disease more like

Holy Shirt! (stevie), Thursday, 3 October 2013 14:57 (twelve years ago)

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7825749504/hF2ECF2A9/

Ma mère est habile Mais ma bile est amère (Michael White), Thursday, 3 October 2013 20:05 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTzCAK4MyH4

diamonddave85, Friday, 4 October 2013 05:30 (twelve years ago)

http://dump.fm/images/20131003/1380853472468-dumpfm-funpiles-happy.jpg

☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆ (am0n), Friday, 4 October 2013 14:55 (twelve years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3u018zfx71qz4avro1_500.png

☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆ (am0n), Friday, 4 October 2013 15:02 (twelve years ago)

I don't get it, how would rubbing a piece of paper on your di

StanM, Friday, 4 October 2013 15:53 (twelve years ago)

RIP StanM: We Told Him Twice, But He Wouldn't Listen

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 4 October 2013 16:00 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzkWTcDZFH0

ṿῗᾄǤℝᾄ (am0n), Saturday, 5 October 2013 16:30 (twelve years ago)

amazing

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 5 October 2013 17:45 (twelve years ago)

lol i know where that is

mookieproof, Saturday, 5 October 2013 19:05 (twelve years ago)

imagine how badass the drivers that juuuuuuust scrape thru feel

r|t|c, Saturday, 5 October 2013 19:40 (twelve years ago)

https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1383136_10151660542601301_329466823_n.jpg

flopson, Monday, 7 October 2013 00:51 (twelve years ago)

lol seriously

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Monday, 7 October 2013 01:04 (twelve years ago)

simply pood

JEFF 22 (Matt P), Monday, 7 October 2013 01:59 (twelve years ago)

in the commercial for that they should have an animation of the dough being squirted onto a cookie sheet out of a pastry tube and a "pftz" sound each time

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 7 October 2013 03:38 (twelve years ago)

"Our cookies are created entirely by natural processes"

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Monday, 7 October 2013 03:42 (twelve years ago)

Geek Kink Labs

diamonddave85, Monday, 7 October 2013 23:37 (twelve years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxnpzvJCbb1qzg45so1_1280.jpg

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 21:50 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_09f42saa8

scott seward, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 00:55 (twelve years ago)

even dwarfs started small

ṿῗᾄǤℝᾄ (am0n), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 06:24 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/tZma1YY.gif

乒乓, Thursday, 10 October 2013 00:59 (twelve years ago)

loool

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 October 2013 01:55 (twelve years ago)

haaaaahahahaha

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 10 October 2013 02:00 (twelve years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/28a4cd362bd731d9b17fc989505e985e/tumblr_mpwtdmLIPm1qdlh1io1_250.gif

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 10 October 2013 17:28 (twelve years ago)

greatest gif

goole, Thursday, 10 October 2013 17:43 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoMdcJusBm0

Read all the stuff under the "About" tab.

Immediate Follower (NA), Thursday, 10 October 2013 18:14 (twelve years ago)

Jack Feltcher 15 hours ago
Fun fact: all these "experts" are jewish.
· 4

MillionDollarExtreme 13 hours ago
cmon man
· 7

goole, Thursday, 10 October 2013 18:22 (twelve years ago)

http://31.media.tumblr.com/0c3a442de2953d410496684e69b95e8d/tumblr_mu7jl8yASu1qh4311o1_500.jpg

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 10 October 2013 18:45 (twelve years ago)

http://gawker.com/these-men-are-now-charging-people-to-look-at-banksys-l-1443562694

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 10 October 2013 20:14 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/g7pWeUv.gif

乒乓, Friday, 11 October 2013 12:19 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/ofb0gkt.gif

乒乓, Friday, 11 October 2013 13:28 (twelve years ago)

amazing!

Defund Phil Collins (stevie), Friday, 11 October 2013 14:00 (twelve years ago)

the tow-truck driver's gestures are out of a chaplain movie

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 11 October 2013 14:09 (twelve years ago)

That's gotta be some prank show.

pplains, Friday, 11 October 2013 14:14 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoMdcJusBm0

Read all the stuff under the "About" tab.

― Immediate Follower (NA), Thursday, October 10, 2013 2:14 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

mde is awesome... though not very ilx friendly

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 11 October 2013 14:15 (twelve years ago)

I just realized that's the same guy who's now on Gawker and other places for doing the fake TED talk.

Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 11 October 2013 14:41 (twelve years ago)

https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1378406_339201989556912_1225618599_n.jpg

fresh (crüt), Sunday, 13 October 2013 01:26 (twelve years ago)

lol, that is so weird

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Sunday, 13 October 2013 19:45 (twelve years ago)

O_o

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 13 October 2013 19:45 (twelve years ago)

otm

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Sunday, 13 October 2013 23:47 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIpQ4ah5XTY

乒乓, Monday, 14 October 2013 17:20 (twelve years ago)

i've seen worse exits a parking

del griffith, Monday, 14 October 2013 19:38 (twelve years ago)

http://31.media.tumblr.com/1baaf6d237b99a9d47e75f7b54737196/tumblr_mupwgdicL71r3gb3zo1_400.gif

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 17:01 (twelve years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BVleLotCUAAVfzB.jpg

goole, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 17:57 (twelve years ago)

hahahaha

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 19:45 (twelve years ago)

http://imgur.com/a/AUas1

nasa whistleblower (am0n), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 20:40 (twelve years ago)

http://deadspin.com/broadway-singer-belts-out-all-four-anthem-verses-and-co-1445792797

balls, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 23:06 (twelve years ago)

http://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad184/sdolnack/redlight3_zps3d534b28.gif

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 17 October 2013 13:17 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/MUcYTCg.gif

乒乓, Thursday, 17 October 2013 14:01 (twelve years ago)

that's how he rolls

as a chocolate salesperson (ledge), Thursday, 17 October 2013 14:06 (twelve years ago)

I'm guessing rolly-man gets knocked out.

he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up (NotEnough), Thursday, 17 October 2013 14:31 (twelve years ago)

is that rob ford

goole, Thursday, 17 October 2013 15:03 (twelve years ago)

lol goole

wow i think that might be from philly - hot 107.9 is a local station

乒乓, Thursday, 17 October 2013 15:04 (twelve years ago)

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/193x4wwr4bolugif/original.gif

Defund Phil Collins (stevie), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 14:33 (twelve years ago)

lol

steames artpop (how's life), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 14:48 (twelve years ago)

http://coub.com/view/3cztphno

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 17:16 (twelve years ago)

poll
http://dangerousminds.net/comments/list_of_reasons_for_admission_to_an_insane_asylum

cozen, Thursday, 24 October 2013 14:51 (twelve years ago)

i kinda always love stuff like this.

http://imgur.com/gallery/j4wzR

http://i.imgur.com/L6gc1qA.jpg

scott seward, Thursday, 24 October 2013 15:55 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/QL3gsBz.jpg

scott seward, Thursday, 24 October 2013 15:55 (twelve years ago)

peaceful oat goblins is just kinda beautiful.

scott seward, Thursday, 24 October 2013 15:56 (twelve years ago)

those are from the usually funny from http://liartownusa.tumblr.com/

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 24 October 2013 16:21 (twelve years ago)

i never saw that site before! there is some really clever/funny stuff on there. the onion + mad magazine + national lampoon. so funny. someone else pointed it out on facebook.

scott seward, Thursday, 24 October 2013 16:26 (twelve years ago)

female disease / women trouble / imaginary female trouble / fits and desertion of husband / desertion by husband / rumor of husband murder / suppression of menses / uterine derangement / venereal excesses

midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 October 2013 16:58 (twelve years ago)

damn there is some funny stuff on there. i lost it at 'too late now...'

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 24 October 2013 17:02 (twelve years ago)

"Toilet Bears" very nearly got me in trouble at noon conference

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Thursday, 24 October 2013 17:16 (twelve years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/4e2d1e2edc3a2b58176819887dc4f421/tumblr_mtya1n8Qa31s71q1zo1_1280.png

scott seward, Thursday, 24 October 2013 17:21 (twelve years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/1e73c64a1f5b4ece76aa3930c01d0a02/tumblr_mrnx8xmFI51s71q1zo1_1280.png

scott seward, Thursday, 24 October 2013 17:25 (twelve years ago)

The "Stove Wolf" poster made me laugh pretty hard

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 24 October 2013 17:25 (twelve years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/87b5d097f42d9e80d5e1f0331daea9c8/tumblr_mra9kdPi8v1s71q1zo1_r2_1280.png

scott seward, Thursday, 24 October 2013 17:26 (twelve years ago)

hahaha

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 24 October 2013 17:33 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/ulzhCct.png

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 24 October 2013 17:42 (twelve years ago)

oh my god

up up up to heaven (DJP), Thursday, 24 October 2013 17:45 (twelve years ago)

http://31.media.tumblr.com/98828085bc60e1b2b6800c8be6c15d76/tumblr_msoq8mcJ3v1s71q1zo1_1280.png

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 24 October 2013 17:49 (twelve years ago)

silent party beefs

Dan I., Thursday, 24 October 2013 18:21 (twelve years ago)

love it.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/e7b5105a5a9e58b5ad3ff8dec84758fe/tumblr_mjgovuPZsi1s71q1zo1_1280.jpg

Plasmon, Friday, 25 October 2013 07:58 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/BMt47cD.gif

乒乓, Friday, 25 October 2013 11:11 (twelve years ago)

Jesus that's creepy

how's life, Friday, 25 October 2013 11:14 (twelve years ago)

O_O

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 25 October 2013 13:26 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/XMYP344.gif

乒乓, Sunday, 27 October 2013 13:17 (twelve years ago)

ya why would anyone do that good lord

Stevie D(eux), Sunday, 27 October 2013 18:44 (twelve years ago)

I mean he probably broke them

Stevie D(eux), Sunday, 27 October 2013 18:44 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/0PtSpUb.png

乒乓, Monday, 28 October 2013 19:44 (twelve years ago)

*dies*

stylings (Matt P), Monday, 28 October 2013 19:49 (twelve years ago)

looooooooool

reckless woo (Z S), Monday, 28 October 2013 20:02 (twelve years ago)

http://s3.amazonaws.com/br-cdn/temp_images/2013/10/24/drpepperbro.gif

obie stompin' moby (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 19:43 (twelve years ago)

crowd be feeling that product placement

there's no camera to capture that yelping moment! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 20:03 (twelve years ago)

i'm gonna be bummed if it turns out that was a viral ad campaign by dr. pepper OK'd by sports center

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 20:06 (twelve years ago)

^^

Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 20:07 (twelve years ago)

It almost looks like a Coke? Check out when he turns the bottle just as he's taking off his shirt.

pplains, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 20:21 (twelve years ago)

i thought the same thing. this is an outrage

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 20:22 (twelve years ago)

DP has a wave inside its emblem

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-t04KxiFGoZc/T0ZlbmcgpQI/AAAAAAAAA_Y/hkPKaFkfjtk/s1600/dr.+pepper.jpg

but the bottle in the gif has a white wave that's larger and more pronounced like

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NI1X5z6OORI/SjcY2R6Cw2I/AAAAAAAAABY/DdhJ5Zthm-M/s320/coke-bottle.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 20:27 (twelve years ago)

Y'all don't mind me. I'm just gearing up for the 22nd next month.

pplains, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 20:27 (twelve years ago)

yes. vintage dr p logos dont have a white wave either. this guy did bad

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 20:33 (twelve years ago)

i will not soon forgive him for this

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 20:33 (twelve years ago)

what if he just loves all colas

mh, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 20:42 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8xHMhu39yM

Dan I., Wednesday, 30 October 2013 21:43 (twelve years ago)

Totally a coke.

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 22:10 (twelve years ago)

not sure if that's product placement (though really, who wear's a dr pepper shirt?) but guarantee it's a takeoff (and not the first or second) of this american hero - http://deadspin.com/clemson-bros-college-gameday-hijinks-enjoyed-best-in-s-1448356744

balls, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 22:20 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/fhtKwqS.png

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 22:25 (twelve years ago)

:(

Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 22:29 (twelve years ago)

it's not funny now

Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 22:30 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWzIfBRPAgI

Bart get out I'm piss (am0n), Thursday, 31 October 2013 16:41 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWzIfBRPAgI

Bart get out I'm piss (am0n), Thursday, 31 October 2013 16:41 (twelve years ago)

Meow Wizard 35 minutes ago
Some say he's still standing there.

Bart get out I'm piss (am0n), Thursday, 31 October 2013 16:44 (twelve years ago)

looooooooooooooool

乒乓, Thursday, 31 October 2013 16:57 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/9tDrbNp.png

乒乓, Thursday, 31 October 2013 17:12 (twelve years ago)

hahaha one of the most elaborate all-you-can-eat buffet-style troll feedings of all time

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 31 October 2013 17:24 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZETJjquVQP0

Bart get out I'm piss (am0n), Thursday, 31 October 2013 17:47 (twelve years ago)

omg thank you for that

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:09 (twelve years ago)

http://pornhubcommentsonstockphotos.tumblr.com/

uhh kind of suspect but had a couple moments

mh, Thursday, 31 October 2013 20:15 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/09aTVCp.jpg

乒乓, Thursday, 31 October 2013 20:30 (twelve years ago)

brilliant

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 31 October 2013 20:52 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/h2SO72H.gif

pplains, Thursday, 31 October 2013 21:34 (twelve years ago)

next to where I live:

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/487959_10153407180685304_1306711216_n.jpg

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 1 November 2013 00:37 (twelve years ago)

What am I missing here

pplains, Friday, 1 November 2013 01:20 (twelve years ago)

"break! a tina tickle" was tina turner's ill-fated attempt to jump on the "stop: hammertime!" bandwagon iirc

midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 1 November 2013 01:24 (twelve years ago)

oh, something that ain't nothing to fuck with.

pplains, Friday, 1 November 2013 01:25 (twelve years ago)

well, quite

midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 1 November 2013 01:26 (twelve years ago)

i still don't get that photo, hurting

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Friday, 1 November 2013 10:37 (twelve years ago)

TICAL

Defund Phil Collins (stevie), Friday, 1 November 2013 12:21 (twelve years ago)

http://sp0.fotolog.com/photo/48/55/74/wu_tang_clan36/1197749672_f.jpg

I didn't get it either at first.

pplains, Friday, 1 November 2013 12:33 (twelve years ago)

dmac post waffling somewhere between custos and dad jokes

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 1 November 2013 14:02 (twelve years ago)

and proudly

midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 1 November 2013 14:30 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/WFSx1k7.jpg

乒乓, Saturday, 2 November 2013 23:58 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/LOduyFI.gif

乒乓, Sunday, 3 November 2013 00:15 (twelve years ago)

"break! a tina tickle" was tina turner's ill-fated attempt to jump on the "stop: hammertime!" bandwagon iirc

omfg

Stevie D(eux), Sunday, 3 November 2013 14:47 (twelve years ago)

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/193l7bom31drsgif/ku-xlarge.gif

Bart get out I'm piss (am0n), Monday, 4 November 2013 17:52 (twelve years ago)

girl on left and guy on right are the winners of that gif imo

Stevie D(eux), Monday, 4 November 2013 20:25 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/r1Ciokp.jpg

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Monday, 4 November 2013 20:55 (twelve years ago)

i forgot about those spaghetti-os but nonetheless wtf-worthy today:

http://i.imgur.com/JpUXTuF.jpg

action bronson pinchot (sanskrit), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 15:52 (twelve years ago)

hahaha took me a minute to see it

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 16:02 (twelve years ago)

Walter White's brother in law is running on a platform of economic growth?

midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 16:14 (twelve years ago)

http://netartistdaily.com/item/134-meet-domain-girl-s-stalkers

lol or o_O?

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 16:27 (twelve years ago)

Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins.

Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 16:31 (twelve years ago)

young roe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRlf-QsT7FI

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 16:32 (twelve years ago)

http://netartistdaily.com/images/spam/1278449_1379793355586626_1589561704_n.jpg

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 16:33 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwrU8s-M-gc

there's no camera to capture that yelping moment! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:47 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwrU8s-M-gc

there's no camera to capture that yelping moment! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:48 (twelve years ago)

demented much?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVr_zn3F8so

scott seward, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 02:41 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9_Ib8vcZWU

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 15:26 (twelve years ago)

http://www.r-sw.com/custimages/dd395-Tramp2-site.jpg

Bart get out I'm piss (am0n), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 15:33 (twelve years ago)

lol

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 15:36 (twelve years ago)

omg

Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 15:38 (twelve years ago)

DDees.nuts

Bart get out I'm piss (am0n), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 15:39 (twelve years ago)

Ah, so it was the juice who did 9/11, I was hearing that wrong.

pplains, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 15:44 (twelve years ago)

*applause*

Defund Phil Collins (stevie), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 15:44 (twelve years ago)

oh man it's from the window of a plane too, fantastic

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 15:59 (twelve years ago)

Awesome!

The normative power of the factual (Michael White), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 16:41 (twelve years ago)

also perfect for that horrible 70s album titles thread

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 16:56 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HE9OQ4FnkQ

pplains, Thursday, 7 November 2013 14:36 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf9_V6XertM

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 7 November 2013 17:18 (twelve years ago)

RHYS THOMAS
21 hours ago
wot a bunch of fucken spanners

Chris Thomas
20 hours ago
what a load of cunts

goole, Thursday, 7 November 2013 17:21 (twelve years ago)

those thomas boys, well ard

goole, Thursday, 7 November 2013 17:21 (twelve years ago)

http://www.gifti.me/i/CWkXV7n4M.gif

Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Thursday, 7 November 2013 17:33 (twelve years ago)

i know this is a gawker story so it's not exactly a deep dig but good lord these are amazing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iumJn-ChyM&

reckless woo (Z S), Thursday, 7 November 2013 21:56 (twelve years ago)

0:44 - 0:52 is the pinnacle achievement of mankind

reckless woo (Z S), Thursday, 7 November 2013 21:59 (twelve years ago)

Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 7 November 2013 22:03 (twelve years ago)

oh shoot, sorry

i can't believe it's only at 7-8K views!

reckless woo (Z S), Thursday, 7 November 2013 22:05 (twelve years ago)

reminds me of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHJOCFszCbk

cozel tov (cozen), Thursday, 7 November 2013 22:07 (twelve years ago)

zs i accept your apology

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 7 November 2013 22:10 (twelve years ago)

phew!

reckless woo (Z S), Thursday, 7 November 2013 22:12 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiV7M8Llkxo

pplains, Thursday, 7 November 2013 22:18 (twelve years ago)

lol i sorta know that dude

gbx, Saturday, 9 November 2013 02:23 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/nBYCycd.gif

gbx, Saturday, 9 November 2013 02:23 (twelve years ago)

ariel castro?

sleepingbag, Saturday, 9 November 2013 02:26 (twelve years ago)

that's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMIqlIJNkRA

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Saturday, 9 November 2013 13:34 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/UpCnacm.gif

乒乓, Sunday, 10 November 2013 15:59 (twelve years ago)

ha

gbx, Sunday, 10 November 2013 17:13 (twelve years ago)

lol

goth drama is universal (latebloomer), Monday, 11 November 2013 18:45 (twelve years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/v/JiV7M8Llkxo&fs=1&hl=en

― pplains, Thursday, November 7, 2013 4:18 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

There was a really good interview with this guy online that I can't find now.

Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 11 November 2013 18:54 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B52s7-wxU0

mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 02:00 (twelve years ago)

http://instagram.com/p/YuCNSSLuzN/

乒乓, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 15:07 (twelve years ago)

This has made my night...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdmsRcsl_xA

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Wednesday, 13 November 2013 23:06 (twelve years ago)

https://soundcloud.com/bestdropsever

ill never click this homo erotic site again (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 November 2013 05:55 (twelve years ago)

eh, maybe not that lolsome but i liked it

ill never click this homo erotic site again (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 November 2013 05:56 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Vmyl8tk.gif

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 15 November 2013 21:38 (twelve years ago)

omfg

gbx, Saturday, 16 November 2013 01:40 (twelve years ago)

it took me like ten times to realize there was a dude at the end of that raft

i wish i had a skateboard i could skate away on (Hurting 2), Saturday, 16 November 2013 01:56 (twelve years ago)

http://31.media.tumblr.com/351453bcae01d4ed1b265ab05dd452f6/tumblr_mltnhfbFuI1s7cv54o1_500.png

kyenkyen, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 19:22 (eleven years ago)

"you still milk Joey's cows 40 hours a week so you can buy yourself a Snickers."

Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:33 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE1fNIGROr8

am0n, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 22:09 (eleven years ago)

we need a new LOL thread, titled "I'm LMAOing at your life."

am0n, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 22:10 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNbrtgeDFSk

am0n, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 22:19 (eleven years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/f5852eb3debf21d248a05c2fd2ced065/tumblr_mwl5e7b29D1qbnmrwo1_250.gif

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 23:37 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMJWL1CczMI

sleepingbag, Thursday, 21 November 2013 03:55 (eleven years ago)

lol

✓B (Matt P), Thursday, 21 November 2013 04:43 (eleven years ago)

omg

i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Thursday, 21 November 2013 17:29 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/POHQKwL.jpg

乒乓, Friday, 22 November 2013 17:02 (eleven years ago)

he's getting so good!

it's only a matter of time before someone clever commissions their next album cover art from him.

in fact, if she wanted to really make a bold statement about art, gaga should have went with W for artpop's cover instead of boring old koons

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 22 November 2013 17:53 (eleven years ago)

can't completely disagree with that

mh, Friday, 22 November 2013 17:53 (eleven years ago)

That's a really weird picture of his 04 opponent though.

pplains, Friday, 22 November 2013 18:06 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I0GfLh4SGU

乒乓, Saturday, 23 November 2013 18:59 (eleven years ago)

lol

gbx, Saturday, 23 November 2013 19:15 (eleven years ago)

he honors the fire

Aimless, Saturday, 23 November 2013 19:25 (eleven years ago)

look at the handsome guy who uploaded that video dang

max, Saturday, 23 November 2013 20:04 (eleven years ago)

The fire rises, brother

mh, Saturday, 23 November 2013 21:03 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjUxmYChZxk

goole, Sunday, 24 November 2013 22:51 (eleven years ago)

lol

balls, Sunday, 24 November 2013 22:53 (eleven years ago)

hahahahaha

caek, Sunday, 24 November 2013 22:54 (eleven years ago)

that's just fantastic

andrew m., Monday, 25 November 2013 16:24 (eleven years ago)

A++

action bronson pinchot (sanskrit), Monday, 25 November 2013 19:12 (eleven years ago)

A few of these are old classics but a lot of them are new to me: http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/gallery/6939302/25-of-the-most-wtf-worthy-gifs-to-ever-come-out-of-japan

Fetchboy, Monday, 25 November 2013 19:25 (eleven years ago)

No way am I clicking on a list of "old classics" from collegehumor.com.

pplains, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 01:05 (eleven years ago)

Get Out

乒乓, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 01:09 (eleven years ago)

http://31.media.tumblr.com/e53c8b5121411288a5ce32ab10c40f3b/tumblr_mwuul8XtwT1qdlh1io1_400.gif

乓乒 (gr8080), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 17:28 (eleven years ago)

injury...insult

i wish i had a skateboard i could skate away on (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 17:29 (eleven years ago)

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1463706_238455539654932_485164013_n.jpg

i wish i had a skateboard i could skate away on (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 19:53 (eleven years ago)

going for a PBF vibe there

mh, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 20:47 (eleven years ago)

We've covered those comics before in another thread I think. Great comic artist

乒乓, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 20:49 (eleven years ago)

http://elblogdejoancornella.blogspot.com/

乒乓, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 20:49 (eleven years ago)

Wow

Le passé, non seulement n'est pas fugace, il reste sur place (Michael White), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 20:55 (eleven years ago)

color me impressed

mh, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 21:32 (eleven years ago)

wild

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 22:02 (eleven years ago)

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2321941/boogergif.gif

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 04:27 (eleven years ago)

http://motherfuckingwebsite.com/

Le passé, non seulement n'est pas fugace, il reste sur place (Michael White), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:24 (eleven years ago)

-some german motherfucker

ian, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:26 (eleven years ago)

^^^

Le passé, non seulement n'est pas fugace, il reste sur place (Michael White), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 17:28 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJXLyUoz2M4

am0n, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 21:51 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/eNNFGVc.png

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Sunday, 1 December 2013 16:18 (eleven years ago)

http://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/q71/1461149_10152084322587206_656621704_n.jpg

(real btw, got this straight from the teacher)

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Thursday, 5 December 2013 04:45 (eleven years ago)

xxpost: they have a #3 now:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=CkCSTM4cFj0

StanM, Thursday, 5 December 2013 10:57 (eleven years ago)

um, that's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkCSTM4cFj0

StanM, Thursday, 5 December 2013 11:02 (eleven years ago)

http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/FF/445A8E8CFB4820E22849DE9D4DF868_h316_w628_m5_cpnOUcakw.jpg

pplains, Thursday, 5 December 2013 19:01 (eleven years ago)

that is an obscene and pornographic christmas lights display

am0n, Thursday, 5 December 2013 19:58 (eleven years ago)

some jokes are jokey enough to qualify as jokes, but aren't quite funny enough to qualify as fun

Aimless, Thursday, 5 December 2013 20:02 (eleven years ago)

Might want to get thet checked out. @green spunk

Le passé, non seulement n'est pas fugace, il reste sur place (Michael White), Thursday, 5 December 2013 20:03 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkDmAGVkEiU

gbx, Friday, 6 December 2013 03:39 (eleven years ago)

heh
http://www.chunklet.com/index.cfm?section=blogs&ID=125

Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 December 2013 04:17 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcSujceZDmg

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 6 December 2013 19:53 (eleven years ago)

Total nerd laugh

乒乓, Friday, 6 December 2013 19:56 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmxQSwwTRqU

it's going to be a http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D5PtyrewSs (latebloomer), Friday, 6 December 2013 21:42 (eleven years ago)

https://24.media.tumblr.com/8c83f03366c085550730e493d3917e6f/tumblr_mvbf9j9gRr1sq38yao1_250.gif

it's going to be a http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D5PtyrewSs (latebloomer), Friday, 6 December 2013 21:55 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsGLBI2WA7Q

am0n, Friday, 6 December 2013 21:57 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/tlQFQK8.gif

Karl Malone, Saturday, 7 December 2013 00:21 (eleven years ago)

Looooool

乒乓, Saturday, 7 December 2013 00:58 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/89DjrE2.gif

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 7 December 2013 06:25 (eleven years ago)

https://31.media.tumblr.com/7ccd422340eb59499c00d0dfbff9c476/tumblr_mxeu2fHaNS1rownyho1_1280.jpg

From the Album No Baby for You! (Matt P), Saturday, 7 December 2013 06:57 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/jCYFiWf.jpg

乒乓, Saturday, 7 December 2013 16:53 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/sxxachD.gif

slam dunk, Saturday, 7 December 2013 18:33 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYvw68IneV4

乒乓, Monday, 9 December 2013 13:42 (eleven years ago)

isn't that the same dude that shattered the shatterproof door with a series of perfected simple strikes?

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Monday, 9 December 2013 14:36 (eleven years ago)

http://i2.minus.com/jXRY1I9AIKGXQ.jpg

pplains, Monday, 9 December 2013 14:45 (eleven years ago)

http://https%3A//s-media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/a4/16/ef/a416efd97930d19578f796547f3a018d.jpg

Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 December 2013 15:16 (eleven years ago)

http://s-media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/a4/16/ef/a416efd97930d19578f796547f3a018d.jpg

Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 December 2013 15:17 (eleven years ago)

that derek tape is so fucking funny

diamonddave85, Monday, 9 December 2013 21:22 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd2aNEHKj1o

乒乓, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 15:13 (eleven years ago)

I read the comments. Why did I read the comments? What is wrong with me? *cries*

emil.y, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 15:18 (eleven years ago)

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1471906_10102500122606059_1659242123_n.jpg

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Saturday, 14 December 2013 18:15 (eleven years ago)

SuperMan1986744 minutes ago (edited)

i almost cried poor guy... bad girl.. didnt give him a chance, she might could feel sometime for him later , most girls are bad these days. (not all but most) sad..he escort her to her home 
Reply ·

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Saturday, 14 December 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago)

u_u

#illuminati (crüt), Saturday, 14 December 2013 18:24 (eleven years ago)

i like the 38 fret guitar

Karl Malone, Saturday, 14 December 2013 18:26 (eleven years ago)

A HUE

From the Album No Baby for You! (Matt P), Sunday, 15 December 2013 02:45 (eleven years ago)

this midi cover of the sopranos theme song is killing me http://open.spotify.com/track/4O7bWuGyLUKL6ewzdDfDHU

mitch hedberg and kevin hart (sleepingbag), Tuesday, 17 December 2013 16:37 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RImuHaQV2V4

乒乓, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 23:35 (eleven years ago)

so good

tuostprophets (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 15:32 (eleven years ago)

that clip got funnier every time I saw it

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 19:27 (eleven years ago)

It's not easy living up to the build-up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCLWyyHJQU0

pplains, Wednesday, 18 December 2013 22:31 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCLWyyHJQU0

pplains, Wednesday, 18 December 2013 22:31 (eleven years ago)

?

am0n, Wednesday, 18 December 2013 22:40 (eleven years ago)

i lolled

Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 22:42 (eleven years ago)

yeah that's pretty good

gbx, Thursday, 19 December 2013 02:47 (eleven years ago)

haha

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 19 December 2013 15:46 (eleven years ago)

immensely nsfw and high velocity fun with gilbert gottfried and the late al goldstein from the obit thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmhXaJ3gszA

Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 December 2013 07:38 (eleven years ago)

http://cargocollective.com/phildesignart/Faces-of-Real-Estate

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 20 December 2013 15:39 (eleven years ago)

he didn't do cotty lowry wtf /612joke

napgenius (goole), Friday, 20 December 2013 18:35 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQLdhVpLBVE

am0n, Friday, 20 December 2013 21:24 (eleven years ago)

lol, that's otm

Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 December 2013 21:39 (eleven years ago)

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=43650353333

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 20 December 2013 21:54 (eleven years ago)

cosign that video as well.

Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 December 2013 22:05 (eleven years ago)

the curtain lady is amazing.

Karl Malone, Friday, 20 December 2013 22:32 (eleven years ago)

<3 curtain lady

From the Album No Baby for You! (Matt P), Friday, 20 December 2013 22:45 (eleven years ago)

So pretty.

Alfre, Lord Woodard (Eric H.), Friday, 20 December 2013 22:51 (eleven years ago)

Beautiful, gorgeous curtains for the spring and summah?

queen bey backers (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 21 December 2013 14:29 (eleven years ago)

would watch a 12 ep 1/2 hour series with this woman enthusing about mundane objects
next week: oven mitts

Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 21 December 2013 18:02 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Xy95CtU.jpg

乒乓, Saturday, 21 December 2013 20:24 (eleven years ago)

Lonely guy just thinking baout things

Frothy Discharge (Old Lunch), Saturday, 21 December 2013 21:44 (eleven years ago)

Serious face, is computing the gravitational effects on that bosom.

StanM, Saturday, 21 December 2013 21:49 (eleven years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/f29858c756ba7ec7f1faf183f6488671/tumblr_my81pvH7uw1rr4azqo1_500.gif

From the Album No Baby for You! (Matt P), Monday, 23 December 2013 06:05 (eleven years ago)

https://31.media.tumblr.com/2788326860b1c28bd7b72d9ed1014329/tumblr_my8lj7kaoL1rownyho1_1280.jpg

From the Album No Baby for You! (Matt P), Monday, 23 December 2013 06:07 (eleven years ago)

http://les-chacals.tumblr.com/
emails sent by "businesses" / bullshit jobs that try to profit from the success of other biz
that "will to make it" is amazing: if you got it you don't even need a product or a service.

Sébastien, Monday, 23 December 2013 15:49 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKGA1RDaJJY

am0n, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 04:21 (eleven years ago)

still lolin @ "Break! A Tina Tickle"

queen bey backers (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 15:17 (eleven years ago)

idk if this is the best thread but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd5c3Qtcr_w

queen bey backers (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 29 December 2013 22:40 (eleven years ago)

Oh man we have a whole thread devoted to that I think

乒乓, Sunday, 29 December 2013 22:40 (eleven years ago)

stevie there's a whole doc on netflix now, it isn't done very well, but it's fun to watch

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Sunday, 29 December 2013 22:54 (eleven years ago)

It think it might be off netflix now?

mh, Monday, 30 December 2013 00:04 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OihpIHUYYU

am0n, Monday, 30 December 2013 18:05 (eleven years ago)

1.38 wtf

Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 31 December 2013 04:03 (eleven years ago)

http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/02/us/indianapolis-stolen-brains-ebay/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

the late great, Friday, 3 January 2014 04:42 (eleven years ago)

http://hover-here.tumblr.com/post/32028662858

, Friday, 3 January 2014 13:34 (eleven years ago)

Idgi

lisa 龜 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 3 January 2014 14:45 (eleven years ago)

Whiney what's your most favorite song to hxc dance to

, Friday, 3 January 2014 14:50 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi2uETFYybE

lisa 龜 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 3 January 2014 16:10 (eleven years ago)

Nice. I love DEP

, Friday, 3 January 2014 16:18 (eleven years ago)

lol @ whiney finding nothing funny in that

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 3 January 2014 16:59 (eleven years ago)

lol @ DEP's horrible music

am0n, Friday, 3 January 2014 17:00 (eleven years ago)

I've been to metalcore shows and also high school?

lisa 龜 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 4 January 2014 13:20 (eleven years ago)

http://instagram.com/p/iNHh9vxhre/

, Sunday, 5 January 2014 13:04 (eleven years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=DPKQwfIe5YQ

pplains, Monday, 6 January 2014 15:10 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPKQwfIe5YQ

pplains, Monday, 6 January 2014 15:11 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xncCLKC7gY

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Thursday, 9 January 2014 19:20 (eleven years ago)

btw i watched pp's video about 20 times

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Thursday, 9 January 2014 19:20 (eleven years ago)

huge huge lol pp, that was great

balls, Thursday, 9 January 2014 20:01 (eleven years ago)

youtube legend "Sexman" aka Pruane2Forever's Drive fan film

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQq4QoQFWBw

latebloomer, Thursday, 9 January 2014 22:42 (eleven years ago)

omg his voice has changed

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Thursday, 9 January 2014 22:44 (eleven years ago)

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1/p480x480/1503451_10103447442190099_1703133455_n.jpg

queen bey backers (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 15 January 2014 14:46 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/721FFJV.gif

, Wednesday, 15 January 2014 15:33 (eleven years ago)

Why would the guff be colder than the floor? FAKE

JLB Credit (Jack BS), Wednesday, 15 January 2014 15:55 (eleven years ago)

ur a butt and guff is off the cuff

― Esteban Buttez (Esteban Buttez), Wednesday, July 6, 2005 8:43 AM (8 years ago)

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Wednesday, 15 January 2014 15:59 (eleven years ago)

Break gifs from 2005 - I say this with much love, d, but step up your lolz game.

pplains, Wednesday, 15 January 2014 16:09 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMS0O3kknvk

, Wednesday, 15 January 2014 16:15 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/RYgqqnr.gif

pplains, Wednesday, 15 January 2014 16:22 (eleven years ago)

i just played this game with kev on blolz after he slandered my excellent name

this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 January 2014 16:48 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/D7go5WI.jpg

crüt, Thursday, 16 January 2014 18:14 (eleven years ago)

trigger warning: poop content

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC/

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 17 January 2014 13:55 (eleven years ago)

jesus christ, since when did gummi bears require warning information

this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 January 2014 14:10 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/15pdkxW.gif

, Saturday, 18 January 2014 11:57 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/P3yU3G5.gif

, Sunday, 19 January 2014 03:07 (eleven years ago)

YES

Karl Malone, Sunday, 19 January 2014 05:12 (eleven years ago)

http://media.joe.ie/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/wrestling-gif-4.gif

pplains, Sunday, 19 January 2014 05:39 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/j8EN8CP.png

, Sunday, 19 January 2014 06:13 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/wjkio24.jpg

(http://imgur.com/wjkio24)

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 20:08 (eleven years ago)

LOL

flopson, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 20:10 (eleven years ago)

that is very ZS and also very lol

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 20:11 (eleven years ago)

awesome

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 21:46 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4VRFuSyzzc

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 21:56 (eleven years ago)

you can be a true douche with these glasses

this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 22:18 (eleven years ago)

what the fuck

charitable remainder unitrust (crüt), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 22:21 (eleven years ago)

>>intrigued<<

this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 22:21 (eleven years ago)

have you shagged ariane yet?

charitable remainder unitrust (crüt), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 22:22 (eleven years ago)

egg lettuce chicken

Aimless, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 22:22 (eleven years ago)

Tim Sowerby

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 22:26 (eleven years ago)

that's real?

― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Thursday, January 9, 2014 9:48 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― pplains, Thursday, January 9, 2014 9:53 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pplains, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 22:30 (eleven years ago)

Seems like a really awesome way to get your ass kicked is by cheating some pool players out of $500 by wearing fancy sci-fi glasses.

pplains, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 22:30 (eleven years ago)

"what do you think of these glasses"
"cool"
[voice analyzer: >>lying<<]

hang son doong (am0n), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 22:45 (eleven years ago)

Twilight Zone where Burgess Meredith breaks his glasses, has to spend life alone not knowing if his salad has eggs in it.

pplains, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 22:49 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Mg8qbw7.png

pplains, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 22:52 (eleven years ago)

lol pplains

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 23:05 (eleven years ago)

wait so did those glasses put on that dude's clothes for him or

latebloomer, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 00:27 (eleven years ago)

When you wear the glasses and look at yourself through them they make it look like you have clothes on

Dude was actually naked for the entire video

, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 00:28 (eleven years ago)

the future is a crazy place

latebloomer, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 00:33 (eleven years ago)

NuClothes by Emperor Technologies

latebloomer, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 00:34 (eleven years ago)

he actually never left his apartment he just stayed at home and masturbated

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 00:43 (eleven years ago)

funny there's only one pair of superpower-bestowing glasses in that whole city and nobody even guesses he might be wearing them, thereby allowing him to make out like a bandit, instead of the other pool players breaking a cue over his head or the cute bartender sneering at his knowing her astrological sign.

Aimless, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 00:46 (eleven years ago)

So the special wireframe effect on his car....I guess we're to take it that the glasses have just augmented a really convertible on top of whatever piece of junk he usually drives?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 01:21 (eleven years ago)

http://i1354.photobucket.com/albums/q686/tinyservants/egglettucechicken_zps40d04738.gif

slam dunk, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 07:53 (eleven years ago)

lol i was going to put in a request for that exact gif yesterday

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 14:55 (eleven years ago)

one of the guys involved with infinity ar:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/17/steve-mann-attacked-paris-mcdonalds-digital-eye-glass-photos_n_1680263.html

 diamonddave85 (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 15:45 (eleven years ago)

I want to see the part where it analyzes his turd

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 15:56 (eleven years ago)

"Egg, Lettuce, Chicken"

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 15:56 (eleven years ago)

Quick Fact: Gemini

andrew m., Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:02 (eleven years ago)

wanna believe this is how that scene went down on his face
http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/239212/slide_239212_1236819_free.jpg

this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 16:38 (eleven years ago)

Laughed along with Noel today, couldn't help it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfNqyjZcleI

andrew m., Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:09 (eleven years ago)

That's highlights from Noel G commenting on old Oasis videos btw.

andrew m., Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:09 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/0QH3Hau.jpg

"No! No! Wrong setting! Perp Setting! Perp Setting!"

pplains, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:34 (eleven years ago)

lol pp

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:35 (eleven years ago)

I'm into these glasses, gr8080. Thank you for bringing them to my attn.

pplains, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:36 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/9r4jfhq.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:47 (eleven years ago)

*slow clap*

this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:47 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9GU4P-1AWI

pplains, Thursday, 23 January 2014 20:22 (eleven years ago)

lol dat back arch

diamonddave85‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌ (diamonddave85), Thursday, 23 January 2014 20:22 (eleven years ago)

what's with all of these hip brooklyn animals farting all the time

Karl Malone, Thursday, 23 January 2014 20:33 (eleven years ago)

Holy shit

xps

He angrily grabbed my eyeglass, and tried to pull it off my head. The eyeglass is permanently attached and does not come off my skull without special tools.

I tried to calm him down and I showed him the letter from my doctor and the documentation I had brought with me.

Je55e, Thursday, 23 January 2014 20:46 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/EDBr2Re.png

, Friday, 24 January 2014 07:22 (eleven years ago)

Life in Russia

http://i.imgur.com/LjlPKqK.jpg

i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Friday, 24 January 2014 18:46 (eleven years ago)

surely terry richardson has already done a whole magazine feature predicated on that conceit

this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 January 2014 19:11 (eleven years ago)

whats the source on that? google search just truns up 1000 unfunny humor sites

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 24 January 2014 19:30 (eleven years ago)

iirc that picture was shown to be a photoshop (saw it on r*ddit some time ago)

diamonddave85‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌ (diamonddave85), Friday, 24 January 2014 20:05 (eleven years ago)

haaa when i posted my inquiry itt i think i thought i was in the famous photographer thread smdh

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 24 January 2014 20:10 (eleven years ago)

http://opexobo-3yebo.ru/uploads/posts/2008-10/1224786961_luga_1.jpg

pplains, Friday, 24 January 2014 20:12 (eleven years ago)

that is prime sleuthing

goole, Friday, 24 January 2014 20:15 (eleven years ago)

i was looking for the original model pic, tbqh.

pplains, Friday, 24 January 2014 20:21 (eleven years ago)

Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star.

W. Clement Stone

goole, Friday, 24 January 2014 20:28 (eleven years ago)

You can photoshop reflections? Amazing

badg, Friday, 24 January 2014 20:51 (eleven years ago)

shops can be pretty sophisticated nowadays, takes a real pro to spot one

just (Matt P), Friday, 24 January 2014 20:53 (eleven years ago)

http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo305/lejospopo/lake.jpg

^totally fake

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 24 January 2014 20:54 (eleven years ago)

yep. the lake is fake! not there in the og mountains

just (Matt P), Friday, 24 January 2014 20:56 (eleven years ago)

ive been to dog mountain, it is a pekingese not a pug

rhyme heals all goons (m bison), Friday, 24 January 2014 20:59 (eleven years ago)

yeah I couldn't figure out where the rest of her arm and legs were if she was lying in a puddle, like is she an amputee or wtf is happening

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 24 January 2014 21:25 (eleven years ago)

the dog?

this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 January 2014 21:27 (eleven years ago)

that's a good shop technically speaking but it's obviously a shop, their sizing is off.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 24 January 2014 21:31 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/jg2N0QR.gif

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 24 January 2014 21:32 (eleven years ago)

i feel like a fool now. i am a fool!

i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Friday, 24 January 2014 22:24 (eleven years ago)

it's ok, photoshop can make a fool out of anyone!

just (Matt P), Friday, 24 January 2014 22:25 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/OY8UDrS.gif

, Saturday, 25 January 2014 08:25 (eleven years ago)

why would anyone take that unphotoshopped puddle pic?

Eyeball Kicks, Saturday, 25 January 2014 19:31 (eleven years ago)

ppl take photos of literally everything

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Saturday, 25 January 2014 19:33 (eleven years ago)

That's actually quite a beautiful GIS page.

emil.y, Saturday, 25 January 2014 19:40 (eleven years ago)

it reminds me of these photos taken in what looks like Kathmandu that are in endless slideshow on two large flatscreen TVs at the indian restaurant around the corner from me: weird or no focus on anything, just completely baffling why anyone would take them. xp

just (Matt P), Saturday, 25 January 2014 19:43 (eleven years ago)

that GIS result makes me think of http://dinakelberman.tumblr.com/

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Saturday, 25 January 2014 19:43 (eleven years ago)

god i love that tumblr

just (Matt P), Saturday, 25 January 2014 19:46 (eleven years ago)

The concrete is lovely. Reminds me of Vija Celmins.

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Saturday, 25 January 2014 19:46 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XeEJU-0J-0

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 02:37 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPA846yVdsI

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 07:23 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTYzYpb1MY0#t=44

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 18:56 (eleven years ago)

:D

Alfre, Lord Woodard (Eric H.), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 19:12 (eleven years ago)

that's awesome

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 19:55 (eleven years ago)

It sounds a little like some Romanian music

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 19:57 (eleven years ago)

Ha!!!

Fetchboy, Tuesday, 28 January 2014 20:21 (eleven years ago)

It sounds a little like some Romanian music

― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, January 28, 2014 1:57 PM (29 minutes ago)

Sardinian, too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPeFfgvcy-I

Fetchboy, Tuesday, 28 January 2014 20:33 (eleven years ago)

holy shit, that sounds like terry riley

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 21:01 (eleven years ago)

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/msg/4309082588.html

the late great, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 17:15 (eleven years ago)

lol

how's life, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 17:52 (eleven years ago)

ha!

OPERAION (Matt P), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 18:15 (eleven years ago)

http://www.rhcp2014.com/

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 20:05 (eleven years ago)

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Be8V-B8CcAAST0x.jpg

mookieproof, Saturday, 1 February 2014 06:29 (eleven years ago)

https://31.media.tumblr.com/9e29b7028a505943cd7dd1417b314393/tumblr_n07qi4HCv71szg3fso1_400.gif

flopson, Saturday, 1 February 2014 23:54 (eleven years ago)

hot

i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Sunday, 2 February 2014 00:38 (eleven years ago)

gooby pls

hang son doong (am0n), Sunday, 2 February 2014 01:20 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/JtDcY8N.gif

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Monday, 3 February 2014 19:39 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TQt3SyYOWQ

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 18:34 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/5SyBCx4.png

, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 10:25 (eleven years ago)

http://twitter.com/devincf/status/430943338498236416/photo/1

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 18:24 (eleven years ago)

https://24.media.tumblr.com/675da93d5276983869adbd423f1cf6af/tumblr_n0c9dm4vOr1rs4x5ro1_250.gif

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 18:39 (eleven years ago)

eyefive.gif

Eric H., Wednesday, 5 February 2014 19:02 (eleven years ago)

oh now this is flagrant discrimi- actually fuck it, lol

imago, Thursday, 6 February 2014 01:11 (eleven years ago)

that's gross and like a few people have done it ever, good try on acting like every niche idea should be celebrated equally tho imago

pretty sure you'd defend any fictional fringe idea as a celebration of humanity's variety, given semi-convincing photo evidence

mh, Thursday, 6 February 2014 01:16 (eleven years ago)

NEW TREND IN PORTLAND made me lol

flopson, Thursday, 6 February 2014 18:30 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/56uHdab.png

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Thursday, 6 February 2014 18:58 (eleven years ago)

loooool

Karl Malone, Thursday, 6 February 2014 19:01 (eleven years ago)

that profile picture, jeez

Karl Malone, Thursday, 6 February 2014 19:01 (eleven years ago)

amazing

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Thursday, 6 February 2014 19:48 (eleven years ago)

lol

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 7 February 2014 20:21 (eleven years ago)

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/t_original/19ezgwtmmq0nbjpg.jpg

mh, Friday, 7 February 2014 22:44 (eleven years ago)

like when people are all they scoffed at the internet too

thats a one hot technology every 40 years average

― lag∞n, Friday, February 7, 2014 11:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i have the new brutal HOOS if you want it (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 8 February 2014 01:29 (eleven years ago)

Original Arpanet/Internet was not a hot technology or even much above tepid until HTML and Mosaic came along.

Aimless, Saturday, 8 February 2014 01:32 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/bYwMeA4.gif

, Sunday, 9 February 2014 07:31 (eleven years ago)

!

föllakzoidberg (electricsound), Sunday, 9 February 2014 09:27 (eleven years ago)

This is turning into A Thing imho - 7 already:

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCK5Lcs_vqSBnYdJb0U5-iBsR1V5FQYYI

StanM, Sunday, 9 February 2014 19:06 (eleven years ago)

https://twitter.com/davemustaine/status/399224326815113216

balls, Monday, 10 February 2014 06:11 (eleven years ago)

lmao

hang son doong (am0n), Monday, 10 February 2014 15:43 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bf42c3pCEAAS8c1.png

hang son doong (am0n), Monday, 10 February 2014 22:07 (eleven years ago)

lol

gbx, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 17:47 (eleven years ago)

brilliant

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 17:51 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/X3FMqm1.gif

http://i.imgur.com/vHpWeE6.gif

, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 23:06 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGxt7IKVa_k

, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 07:05 (eleven years ago)

kinda wanna slap the announcer around a little bit

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 07:07 (eleven years ago)

jesus the sound at .15
that' really sorta lol mostly sad

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 07:08 (eleven years ago)

um the orcs have a vague psychological (not a physical) response to sunlight so go to hell

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, February 12, 2014 5:34 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i have the new brutal HOOS if you want it (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 16:16 (eleven years ago)

you FILTHY CASUAL

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 16:29 (eleven years ago)

http://s.wsj.net/public/resources/images/BN-BL362_0210ho_J_20140210112754.jpg

vylvyt ylvis (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 16:57 (eleven years ago)

Hello, is it me you're looking for?

http://s.wsj.net/public/resources/images/BN-BL358_0210ho_J_20140210112557.jpg

vylvyt ylvis (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 16:58 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/4CDn2kn.gif

, Thursday, 13 February 2014 00:13 (eleven years ago)

Someone is going to die on this show.

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/aWZ6RjZ_460sa.gif

pplains, Thursday, 13 February 2014 01:26 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/c1SuqeJ.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/fAY6xhu.png

, Friday, 14 February 2014 09:13 (eleven years ago)

THE FRESH HELL YALL. "speechlesswitness" teaches u 2 love computers.

rhyme heals all goons (m bison), Friday, 14 February 2014 12:31 (eleven years ago)

lol @ mimes

bnw, Friday, 14 February 2014 13:38 (eleven years ago)

Valentine's laffs

http://i.imgur.com/vakPPGm.jpg

COMME des ÇIGARBOX (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 14 February 2014 20:18 (eleven years ago)

the mime bit seems a bit ripped off from that Allison Brie/Community thing

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Friday, 14 February 2014 20:21 (eleven years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/24d5a4e78b686f972191f0317ffdacab/tumblr_mx7udf6ZHt1qft0d0o2_400.gif

how's life, Sunday, 16 February 2014 21:25 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUY0kOHjaNo

sent from my butt (harbl), Sunday, 16 February 2014 23:23 (eleven years ago)

:)

, Monday, 17 February 2014 00:46 (eleven years ago)

"I love you, but that's enough, Lego Man.

pplains, Monday, 17 February 2014 00:49 (eleven years ago)

the cat wrapping its paw around the guy's lower lip like STOPPPPP IT

sent from my butt (harbl), Monday, 17 February 2014 00:53 (eleven years ago)

loool

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 February 2014 01:20 (eleven years ago)

stoppppppp talkiiiiiiiiiiiing

gbx, Monday, 17 February 2014 01:35 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb8V-CxxADM

i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Monday, 17 February 2014 20:19 (eleven years ago)

let's try this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icGN07Ecnjs

i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Monday, 17 February 2014 20:21 (eleven years ago)

The timing

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 February 2014 20:44 (eleven years ago)

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/19fzajmral4eogif/ku-xlarge.gif

christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 17 February 2014 22:04 (eleven years ago)

bear say hi to me

pplains, Monday, 17 February 2014 22:06 (eleven years ago)

been playing the "fuck her right in the pussy" guy in my mind with a lords of acid track underneath it and heavy emphasis on the word RIGHT

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 February 2014 05:54 (eleven years ago)

Cool

, Tuesday, 18 February 2014 05:55 (eleven years ago)

i know, right?

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 February 2014 05:58 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/WvSZVut.jpg

, Monday, 24 February 2014 02:24 (eleven years ago)

yesssssss

holger 2chainz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 24 February 2014 14:41 (eleven years ago)

display name?

trophy waifu (am0n), Monday, 24 February 2014 16:13 (eleven years ago)

, Monday, 24 February 2014 16:19 (eleven years ago)

pillow talk

trophy waifu (am0n), Monday, 24 February 2014 16:30 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLDDvlcNSMo

reaction shots by drivers are funny as hell

fifty bales of hay (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 00:17 (eleven years ago)

Shabbir Manjee3 hours ago

just because these guys are ex military, or doing the national anthem, or playing at a NASCAR event does not make them "good" through the ears of true music appreciators this was horrible, the words were sung off key as hell, the drums and guitars were pretty choppy. Look up the band KISS' version of the star spangled. thats how you do it.
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Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 00:31 (eleven years ago)

extreme patriotic hits is a mixtape that i need to hear, but i'm unable to make myself

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 00:43 (eleven years ago)

Someone make that last shot into a Zelda-style animated GIF. It looks like he's holding up the Triforce.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 01:36 (eleven years ago)

left and right wingers united by their hatred for Madison Rising, it seems

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 01:53 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhU20FgCAAAiVyN.jpg

i have the new brutal HOOS if you want it (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 14:30 (eleven years ago)

that's amazing

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 14:31 (eleven years ago)

!

goole, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 15:09 (eleven years ago)

aaaah!

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 15:12 (eleven years ago)

chtung

am0n, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 18:43 (eleven years ago)

that caused irl laughing fit

Aimless, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 19:24 (eleven years ago)

Dutch tv news, 2012:

http://static2.demorgen.be/static/photo/2012/13/7/5/20120708214249/media_xl_4973510.jpg

StanM, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 19:32 (eleven years ago)

Garbo Aimless laughs

Taking Devil's Tower (by mashed potatoes) (WilliamC), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 19:35 (eleven years ago)

I think what really makes the first one is the mischievous look on Netanyahu's face, as though he had been doing it on purpose.

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:00 (eleven years ago)

You see the chancellor and think oh shit, and then your eye goes to the right and you think OH SHIT.

pplains, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:37 (eleven years ago)

i thought "lol" and "hitler"

am0n, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 20:41 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pQAWOCofXo

, Wednesday, 26 February 2014 12:39 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/kG0mYUC.png

, Friday, 28 February 2014 05:24 (eleven years ago)

^^^ LIGHTNING CRASHES,

death and darkness and other night kinda shit (crüt), Friday, 28 February 2014 05:29 (eleven years ago)

A+

, Friday, 28 February 2014 05:31 (eleven years ago)

http://goldblumretriever.ytmnd.com/

goole, Friday, 28 February 2014 19:08 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/6DDfZYH.png

, Monday, 3 March 2014 02:48 (eleven years ago)

hahahahaha amazing!!

you are clinically deaf and should sell you iPod (stevie), Monday, 3 March 2014 07:04 (eleven years ago)

http://www.stereogum.com/1666803/shy-girls-sittin-up-in-my-room-brandy-cover/mp3s/

VegemiteG I R L (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 6 March 2014 00:26 (eleven years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/3a29ebcb40943a39aea54e6aad5800fb/tumblr_mud0u7qB6X1rwj9pdo3_500.gif

Karl Malone, Thursday, 6 March 2014 21:05 (eleven years ago)

With you the fur is very strong

già, ya, déjà, ja, yeah, whatever... (Michael White), Thursday, 6 March 2014 21:23 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/T0aktzE.gif

pplains, Monday, 10 March 2014 00:44 (eleven years ago)

http://seriousjones.tumblr.com/post/79032306987/cool-tricks-to-share-with-your-kids

, Monday, 10 March 2014 01:29 (eleven years ago)

sucked.

perfect puppy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 10 March 2014 03:24 (eleven years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1896736_596897983721623_1236077564_n.jpg

scott seward, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 01:42 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0REJ-lCGiKU

james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 02:52 (eleven years ago)

http://imgur.com/LAFO6re

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 17:15 (eleven years ago)

man the future looks cool

am0n, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 17:19 (eleven years ago)

no fedora, no credibility

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 17:44 (eleven years ago)

jacket over printed t-shirt, classic

have a nice blood (mh), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 17:45 (eleven years ago)

seeing condo development sign next to congress ave sign is depressing as fuck

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 18:46 (eleven years ago)

every new thing i hear about austin i want to go back less

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 18:46 (eleven years ago)

gawker hasn't declared austin over yet

have a nice blood (mh), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 19:33 (eleven years ago)

I don't know if this is all over the nation right now, but if I see one more goddam lookit-me-standing-inside-Waterloo instagram/twitpic....

pplains, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 19:46 (eleven years ago)

ugh h8 waterloo

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 20:12 (eleven years ago)

having a Tuomas moment trying to figure out what "standing inside Waterloo" means

death and darkness and other night kinda shit (crüt), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 20:14 (eleven years ago)

abba reference - confirm or deny?

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 20:15 (eleven years ago)

Doesn't sound like either of you are weird enough for Austin.

pplains, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 20:23 (eleven years ago)

havent been to waterloo since high school, still an overpriced record store right?

rhyme heals all goons (m bison), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 20:46 (eleven years ago)

TRU WEIRDOS GO TO SAN ANTO, HOOS BACK ME UP ON THIS

rhyme heals all goons (m bison), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 20:46 (eleven years ago)

otm

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 21:11 (eleven years ago)

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/161896_51490637161_5731834_n.jpg

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 12 March 2014 21:12 (eleven years ago)

man i'd be fine to live in denton or el paso, but hat tip to san antonians, those are the true pioneers

een, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 21:30 (eleven years ago)

preferring el paso to san antonio seems sick + weird to me, and i'm required by my hometown to think SA is lame

1staethyr, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 21:38 (eleven years ago)

http://newyork.craigslist.org/jsy/tlg/4339526391.html

http://i.imgur.com/rHCW4Mz.png

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 14 March 2014 16:27 (eleven years ago)

who among us is not intrigued?

Karl Malone, Friday, 14 March 2014 16:34 (eleven years ago)

not cool to prejudice against red eyed rats

We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 March 2014 16:41 (eleven years ago)

So he's looking for animals who have been domesticated.

pplains, Friday, 14 March 2014 17:25 (eleven years ago)

those working conditions sound poor, pls alert thread for union rat

ok google open brazzers (am0n), Friday, 14 March 2014 17:39 (eleven years ago)

looooool love those

Karl Malone, Saturday, 15 March 2014 22:08 (eleven years ago)

awesome

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 15 March 2014 22:11 (eleven years ago)

Vladimir Putin Terence Stamp

Eric H., Sunday, 16 March 2014 00:54 (eleven years ago)

thought the same thing

balls, Sunday, 16 March 2014 01:20 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj4BFvwwj-o

StanM, Monday, 17 March 2014 17:16 (eleven years ago)

the shaggs of the celestial harp:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVM5ZIU8TbU

Karl Malone, Monday, 17 March 2014 20:40 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/rn6cmk7.jpg

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 17 March 2014 20:40 (eleven years ago)

it made me lol but it goes in a seriously evil place by 2:00 in
xpost

Karl Malone, Monday, 17 March 2014 20:41 (eleven years ago)

lol @ illuminate

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Monday, 17 March 2014 21:10 (eleven years ago)

At the risk of pplains running some "That's so old" criticism I'm gonna repost this oldie but goodie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-nBWZD6fbI

, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 00:54 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/KO0xBrt.gif

, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 01:15 (eleven years ago)

lmao dogs shitting is never not funny

rhyme heals all goons (m bison), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 01:44 (eleven years ago)

No ones a critic we're friends here.

Besides, any YouTube that namechecks Mark Foley and Dennis Hastert in the first ten seconds is classic material.

Let us know when you find some good Chandra Levy jokes too.

pplains, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 02:34 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUnIe2tVUrU

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 20:33 (eleven years ago)

does embedding youtubes no longer work or am i just fucking it up?

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 20:33 (eleven years ago)

lose the "s" after "https"

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 20:34 (eleven years ago)

subtle YouTube campaign to sabotage ILX

PONOPONOPONO (seandalai), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 20:34 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUnIe2tVUrU

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 20:35 (eleven years ago)

i can't figure out or they're acting like that on purpose or not, but they have dozens of vidoes and get 100,000s of views so i'm thinking it's real?

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 20:36 (eleven years ago)

feels like a joanna newsom burn

ogmor, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 20:48 (eleven years ago)

not sure if it's that or just some common ancestry

james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 20:50 (eleven years ago)

ps that is supremely bizarre ty for sharing

james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 20:52 (eleven years ago)

another fistpumper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n2dGwYcp9k

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 20:56 (eleven years ago)

last one, sorry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWlsw-3jTa8

do you think they've ever discussed that look of amazement that they give each other every 10 seconds, or is that an unspoken thing that their DNA forces them both to do?

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 20:59 (eleven years ago)

my favorite moments are when one of them gives the other the look of amazement but the other one isn't looking, so they both go back to looking at their harp and -wait- THERE's the shared look of amazement, everything is ok again

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 21:00 (eleven years ago)

the g'n'r one

goole, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 21:01 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxytLg7sA5o
performing at walkerstalker con

We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 21:12 (eleven years ago)

1.28 on that one for you zs

We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 21:13 (eleven years ago)

http://gp6.googleusercontent.com/-mUpHL7NwyEU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAABk/q6uz0s6Up9c/s48-c-k-no/photo.jpg
Gerry Rains 1 week ago
Same comment as before. Gorgeous women playing lovely music. BTW I accidentally deleted where you wanted me to email you. Could you please send it again via Facebook? How about doing Norwegian Wood by Lennon-McCartney (actually Paul McCartney). The Beatles still sell more CDs than anybody else. That includes that "talented LOL) Miley Cyrus and Justin (FU cops) Bieber.

We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 21:15 (eleven years ago)

i admit that i would go to this show if they played at my local renaissance faire

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 21:15 (eleven years ago)

http://www.carolinagamessummit.com/content/files/harptwins.gif

We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 21:17 (eleven years ago)

wtf is a kennerly

FUCK BINGO LET'S COMPASSION (stevie), Thursday, 20 March 2014 09:32 (eleven years ago)

yes vary arousing thank yuo for sharing

ok google open brazzers (am0n), Thursday, 20 March 2014 16:19 (eleven years ago)

Weren't they that neo nazi band Prussian Blue when they were younger?

StanM, Thursday, 20 March 2014 17:26 (eleven years ago)

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/t_ku-xlarge2/gu1uzja4ix1bqt1ga1lz.jpg

ok google open brazzers (am0n), Thursday, 20 March 2014 19:59 (eleven years ago)

cat-attack.rar

ok google open brazzers (am0n), Thursday, 20 March 2014 20:04 (eleven years ago)

http://seekvines.com/video/1053836964895793152/

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 20 March 2014 22:53 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/8imlyTG.jpg

love and light (Karl Malone), Sunday, 23 March 2014 23:24 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/ITTPPO7.jpg

, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 02:14 (eleven years ago)

Amazed at which of those four costs the most.

Eric H., Tuesday, 25 March 2014 02:18 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p6C9QJFSEY

, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 03:47 (eleven years ago)

http://theworldaccordingtolauradern.tumblr.com/

"Jiggle It" - 2 in a Zoo (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 18:23 (eleven years ago)

lol thank you

goole, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 18:46 (eleven years ago)

http://www.sewingandembroiderywarehouse.com/embtrb.htm

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 20:47 (eleven years ago)

lol

badg, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 21:00 (eleven years ago)

If a problem persists, we recommend that you contact
Sewing and Embroidery Warehouse

have a nice blood/orange bitters cocktail (mh), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 21:06 (eleven years ago)

whoa, that was a trip

james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 21:12 (eleven years ago)

The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting...

pplains, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 21:25 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/K8nDVmT.jpg

, Friday, 28 March 2014 00:54 (eleven years ago)

http://i62.tinypic.com/104rrld.png

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 31 March 2014 00:25 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59L51yWUFiQ

, Monday, 31 March 2014 08:45 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59L51yWUFiQ

, Monday, 31 March 2014 08:46 (eleven years ago)

idk have we seen this? idk. ijdk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xIYVw3ZPJk&feature=youtu.be

fauxpas cola (darraghmac), Monday, 31 March 2014 21:12 (eleven years ago)

a classic.

"how are we not hypnotized??"

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 31 March 2014 21:46 (eleven years ago)

ikr

fauxpas cola (darraghmac), Monday, 31 March 2014 22:41 (eleven years ago)

seen ages ago. it's brilliant of course

halber mensch halber keks (imago), Monday, 31 March 2014 22:50 (eleven years ago)

face slide is the damascene moment

halber mensch halber keks (imago), Monday, 31 March 2014 22:50 (eleven years ago)

Ya

fauxpas cola (darraghmac), Monday, 31 March 2014 22:59 (eleven years ago)

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=441579955945539&set=a.440997962670405.1073741827.440995536003981&type=1

ביטקוין‎ (Hurting 2), Thursday, 3 April 2014 20:52 (eleven years ago)

ok wait that's almost certainly a fake dinty moore page

ביטקוין‎ (Hurting 2), Thursday, 3 April 2014 20:53 (eleven years ago)

yup
Joined Facebook
April 1

ביטקוין‎ (Hurting 2), Thursday, 3 April 2014 20:54 (eleven years ago)

you can taste the hemiola

We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 April 2014 21:03 (eleven years ago)

https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10013748_10151999359671485_265681152_n.jpg

funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 3 April 2014 23:33 (eleven years ago)

This one's for Whiney http://i.imgur.com/ShNCUfb.gif

, Friday, 4 April 2014 06:32 (eleven years ago)

I'm sorry but

http://www.reasonsmysoniscrying.com/post/81588317234/things-my-kid-is-drawing-a-jack-in-the-box

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 4 April 2014 16:55 (eleven years ago)

that is terrifying

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 4 April 2014 16:56 (eleven years ago)

UH

We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 April 2014 19:19 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i_GFrlaStQ

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 4 April 2014 23:42 (eleven years ago)

well, those dogs *loved that!

there was a definite cool-factor in tupac's hologram (stevie), Saturday, 5 April 2014 06:59 (eleven years ago)

Those dogs are us, the lucky viewer.

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 5 April 2014 14:23 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/CeeFzv7.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 6 April 2014 04:30 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYbe-35_BaA

am0n, Monday, 7 April 2014 18:41 (eleven years ago)

try that with an iphone in 2014 and get beat down

I made a grave mistake with my balloon at the end (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 April 2014 18:53 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/dJ3xle0.png

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 7 April 2014 20:24 (eleven years ago)

haha

caek, Monday, 7 April 2014 20:41 (eleven years ago)

auto bully

am0n, Monday, 7 April 2014 20:49 (eleven years ago)

Smart Ranch (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadillac_Ranch )

StanM, Monday, 7 April 2014 21:20 (eleven years ago)

That jack-in-the-box drawing upthread would fit right in as one of the creepy drawings Woody Harrelson's daughter does in True Detective.

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 8 April 2014 10:36 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/CDfCqxq.jpg

, Wednesday, 9 April 2014 04:33 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/nr0tVJG.jpg

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 18:32 (eleven years ago)

rockets' red glare

Aimless, Wednesday, 9 April 2014 18:37 (eleven years ago)

"...that our flag was still there -- HEY LOOK!"

ביטקוין‎ (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 20:29 (eleven years ago)

"…THAT WE STILL HAD A FLAG…"

andrew m., Wednesday, 9 April 2014 21:26 (eleven years ago)

OH SAY DOES THAT...oh fuck

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 April 2014 01:39 (eleven years ago)

the braves getting their just revenge tbrr

een, Thursday, 10 April 2014 01:56 (eleven years ago)

Braves & Atlanta

pplains, Thursday, 10 April 2014 04:29 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k21nZsf6kHM

del griffith, Friday, 11 April 2014 20:46 (eleven years ago)

oh no

goole, Friday, 11 April 2014 21:01 (eleven years ago)

:(

smhphony orchestra (crüt), Friday, 11 April 2014 21:04 (eleven years ago)

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Can-I-Get-1-Million-Likes-I-Beat-Cancers-Butt/263234157158729

action bronson pinchot (sanskrit), Friday, 11 April 2014 21:08 (eleven years ago)

beat happening 2k14

Carl F.A.Y.B.A.N. (lpz), Saturday, 12 April 2014 05:46 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/sN6cyfy.jpg

markers, Saturday, 12 April 2014 15:00 (eleven years ago)

goatsecoin$

smooth hymnal (m bison), Saturday, 12 April 2014 15:03 (eleven years ago)

hahahah yesss

een, Saturday, 12 April 2014 20:07 (eleven years ago)

dogs with sunglasses are timeless

brimstead, Saturday, 12 April 2014 20:11 (eleven years ago)

omg the second one

Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten), Saturday, 12 April 2014 20:39 (eleven years ago)

tears

balls, Saturday, 12 April 2014 21:35 (eleven years ago)

Wait for it...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTNKGK7hVhY

StanM, Sunday, 13 April 2014 15:55 (eleven years ago)

every second of that is awesome

balls, Sunday, 13 April 2014 16:58 (eleven years ago)

it truly is. I cannot understand how anyone would keep a bird like that as a pet, though.

Karl Malone, Sunday, 13 April 2014 17:01 (eleven years ago)

i don't know much about birds so i can't read its body language but i hope it's not freaking out or terrified but is instead just walking around badass making a sound that kinda a cross between axl's howl at the beginning of 'welcome to the jungle', odb making that kid throat sound at the beginning of 'goin down', and boredoms in general at the beginning of 'super you'.

balls, Sunday, 13 April 2014 17:09 (eleven years ago)

According to the owner/guy who uploaded this to r3dd1t, he's 7 months old, had just been fed (spoon and syringe) and wasn't freaking out or hurt or anything.

StanM, Sunday, 13 April 2014 17:38 (eleven years ago)

Oh, relevance of "7 months old" is that they tend to whine like this around feeding time when they're still this young, btw.

StanM, Sunday, 13 April 2014 17:43 (eleven years ago)

Seven months old. Hope that guy's ready to own a bird until the Tricentennial.

pplains, Sunday, 13 April 2014 17:56 (eleven years ago)

i picture the owner reading Taming a Crazy Bird for Dummies at night in a La-Z-Boy recliner, weeping

Karl Malone, Sunday, 13 April 2014 18:04 (eleven years ago)

https://31.media.tumblr.com/d34ef2c41ea43c2d2637c960f92c75e5/tumblr_n3b2xvJdMm1scn6d0o1_1280.jpg

mattresslessness, Sunday, 13 April 2014 18:22 (eleven years ago)

Now Leon (right) and Mickey are wed

sktsh, Sunday, 13 April 2014 20:48 (eleven years ago)

It's a British tabloid = this is all about the "see what kind of right-wing-prejudice-confirming scum they allow to get married now" subtext.

StanM, Sunday, 13 April 2014 21:14 (eleven years ago)

otm

a strange man (mh), Sunday, 13 April 2014 21:16 (eleven years ago)

not really. it's the sport. the story is not true. not in a tabloid not true way. i mean it's literally made up.

caek, Sunday, 13 April 2014 21:22 (eleven years ago)

yeah, sunday sport is tabloid in the same way world weekly news is tabloid - it's all bullshit. they've had cover stories about ww2 bombers on the moon.

there was a definite cool-factor in tupac's hologram (stevie), Sunday, 13 April 2014 21:36 (eleven years ago)

http://imgur.com/ilEUUVF

yeah this was their most recent hit scoop

r|t|c, Sunday, 13 April 2014 23:12 (eleven years ago)

2be fair thats a rly cute doggie

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 14 April 2014 00:51 (eleven years ago)

http://oi58.tinypic.com/n1e73r.jpg

glumdalclitch, Monday, 14 April 2014 01:24 (eleven years ago)

god there is something so magnificent about the phrase "now I suck off dogs for Quavers"

funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 14 April 2014 02:47 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKjaFG4YN6g&index=5&list=PL3r0xwQOwaLV3IMJv5Mx6iMSRxPpBuoF9

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Monday, 14 April 2014 05:27 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKjaFG4YN6g&feature=youtu.be

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Monday, 14 April 2014 05:29 (eleven years ago)

but where would the dog get the quavers from??

there was a definite cool-factor in tupac's hologram (stevie), Monday, 14 April 2014 06:38 (eleven years ago)

god there is something so magnificent about the phrase "now I suck off dogs for Quavers"

― funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, April 13, 2014 9:47 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh good, I thought it was just me

a strange man (mh), Monday, 14 April 2014 13:46 (eleven years ago)

um, finding the phrase magnificent, that is. not the dog sucking-off party.

a strange man (mh), Monday, 14 April 2014 13:46 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IAXrxlDK6c

balls, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 03:55 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Ez2dges.gif

, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 06:28 (eleven years ago)

mostly sad

goole, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 14:24 (eleven years ago)

I mostly lol'd :\

, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 14:31 (eleven years ago)

me too

a strange man (mh), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 14:52 (eleven years ago)

http://covers1.img-themusic-world.info/000/20/20307.jpg

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 15:03 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF5NGNM1CB0

StanM, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 17:14 (eleven years ago)

https://twitter.com/MobileCEOs/status/456887105881649152

a strange man (mh), Thursday, 17 April 2014 21:02 (eleven years ago)

https://twitter.com/MobileCEOs/status/433665000301797376

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 17 April 2014 21:24 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/cwF46iM.jpg

, Friday, 18 April 2014 00:47 (eleven years ago)

Haha, I was just thinking about that one the other day.

pplains, Friday, 18 April 2014 02:15 (eleven years ago)

77

mookieproof, Friday, 18 April 2014 03:19 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BlFYLf6CYAAIDRq.jpg

goole, Friday, 18 April 2014 16:30 (eleven years ago)

Just realized the name of the troll in that is "biologicaldidbother"

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 18 April 2014 21:39 (eleven years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/Sd4ZSI9.gif

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 19 April 2014 18:00 (eleven years ago)

sidebar: what is the originsl gif?

it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 19:23 (eleven years ago)

http://i.minus.com/iNMpEaKU59uF7.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDZCZeVaaKE

pplains, Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:48 (eleven years ago)

cheers pp!

it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Sunday, 20 April 2014 10:51 (eleven years ago)

wrong video, its this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x35P2wTX0zg

am0n, Monday, 21 April 2014 04:23 (eleven years ago)

^^^

pplains, Monday, 21 April 2014 13:41 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqsAvKqqf2g

am0n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 20:40 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/9Oztld3.gif

, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 13:05 (eleven years ago)

taint

andrew m., Wednesday, 23 April 2014 15:36 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYURGPiX5Wk

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 25 April 2014 17:55 (eleven years ago)

taint

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:51 (eleven years ago)

the last line

http://i.imgur.com/rWY3N7F.png

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:12 (eleven years ago)

serious lols here

it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:14 (eleven years ago)

wow.

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:16 (eleven years ago)

dying, dying

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:26 (eleven years ago)

omg

popchips: the next snapple? (seandalai), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:33 (eleven years ago)

winner

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:35 (eleven years ago)

So dude just lets the girl do all the work and he calls that "fooling around". What a player.

Oh, i forgot, he thanks her. What a stallion.

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:47 (eleven years ago)

i think you missed the joke

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:55 (eleven years ago)

gr8080 even pointed out to look at the last line for you.

pplains, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 23:28 (eleven years ago)

also, this is the lolz thread

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 01:48 (eleven years ago)

adam bruneau taking a brave stand letting us know he's not very impressed w/ donald sterling

balls, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 01:57 (eleven years ago)

Hey, the more shit talked about that asshole, the better.

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 02:00 (eleven years ago)

I got the joke I just thought it was also a joke this guy trying to boost his own ego.

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 02:01 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFevH5vP32s

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 02:16 (eleven years ago)

Uploaded on Jan 2, 2009

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 03:00 (eleven years ago)

Hey, the more shit talked about that asshole, the better.

― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, April 29, 2014 9:00 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

More 7th World problems.

pplains, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 03:29 (eleven years ago)

loool

a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 08:06 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZbqAMEwtOE

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 20:25 (eleven years ago)

that's awesome, would watch a show of lolsome depositions

balls, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 22:40 (eleven years ago)

haha that's awesome

gbx, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 22:42 (eleven years ago)

Yeah that was going around my law(l) office. I feel like it would have been just fine if they made it a little less "dramatic" because the dialogue kind of speaks for itself.

I've been at depos where we spent like 30 minutes trying to establish a person's basic employment history with a company, like just as a preliminary matter, because we'll ask him "how long did you hold that position" and he'll be like "when you say 'that position'" etc.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:40 (eleven years ago)

Depositions are actually kind of miserable experiences, and 90% of the ones I've been at have this "forget about it Jake, it's Chinatown" because it's so hard to get a coached dude to admit anything.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:40 (eleven years ago)

Lol, cankles posted this oldie but goodie last week:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td-KKmcYtrM

pplains, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:15 (eleven years ago)

doing cross examinations was pretty fun from what i remember. there you can pull out all sorts of fun tricks to trip people up. depositions look miserable as hell. sometimes i wonder if I should finally practice law, if it's not already too late.

Spectrum, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:25 (eleven years ago)

According to partners I work with, you also don't always ask the questions you really want to ask because there's too much risk it will give them a chance to give testimony that cuts against you, which is really frustrating.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:29 (eleven years ago)

the only people I ever cross examined were idiots, so I'm sure that helped. one lady decided to tell this really long story that made the defense look amazing, except that she was talking about a totally unrelated event. so I just let her rattle on for about 5 minutes before dropping that bomb, and the judge totally lost it on her.

Spectrum, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)

yeah part of the problem is that we're always facing super-educated, super-well-coached corporate dudes. (I've never taken one btw, only second chaired a lot of them)

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:34 (eleven years ago)

and I'm also talking about administrative court, so it wasn't tightly regulated or as high-stakes. I hope it isn't too late to get back into law, I haven't had anything to do with it since I graduated in '11 and it was far more enjoyable than what I'm doing now. grass is greener, I guess.

Spectrum, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:40 (eleven years ago)

that old lawyer fight is great

gbx, Thursday, 1 May 2014 03:09 (eleven years ago)

Roy D. Mercer, J.D., M.B.A.

pplains, Thursday, 1 May 2014 04:03 (eleven years ago)

lol

balls, Thursday, 1 May 2014 04:15 (eleven years ago)

in love with supa hot fire. how have i never seen that before

also i cant believe that's john ennis in the photocopier sketch. he looks really different from his mr. show days

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Sunday, 4 May 2014 00:10 (eleven years ago)

ah so that is him. thought it might be.

balls, Sunday, 4 May 2014 00:20 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/OJ41xuU.jpg

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Sunday, 4 May 2014 01:50 (eleven years ago)

:D

imago, Sunday, 4 May 2014 02:07 (eleven years ago)

more like >:D

imago, Sunday, 4 May 2014 02:07 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/PDIXeBR.jpg

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Sunday, 4 May 2014 03:04 (eleven years ago)

loool @ kanye

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 4 May 2014 03:53 (eleven years ago)

that guy on the left is doing the shocker all wrong imo

StanM, Sunday, 4 May 2014 07:49 (eleven years ago)

http://twitpic.com/e2xgwd

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 4 May 2014 22:57 (eleven years ago)

such nascar

it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Monday, 5 May 2014 08:24 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/7ccO9TE.gif

pplains, Monday, 5 May 2014 21:35 (eleven years ago)

lol one of my dogs is like that, i'll toss him a treat and it'll just hit him in the face and he'll just look at me like 'hey thanks for throwing it at my face, great way to give somebody food. asshole.'

balls, Monday, 5 May 2014 22:37 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/FwUFlud.jpg

, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 00:41 (eleven years ago)

:(

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 00:46 (eleven years ago)

Yeah I thought about posting this to the kind of lol mostly sad thread

, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 00:46 (eleven years ago)

As a way to atone

http://i.imgur.com/3Nkw2v5.jpg

, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 00:48 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/OlczFx7.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 00:51 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEgtNSBa4Zk

smhphony orchestra (crüt), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 15:44 (eleven years ago)

http://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/1012567_10203752656883041_3106393726721308251_n.jpg

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 20:29 (eleven years ago)

.________________________.

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 20:31 (eleven years ago)

and feedin you and feedin you

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 20:56 (eleven years ago)

Wiles wrote “I’d like to apologize to everyone because, unlike the currently appointed NC Senator in District 31, I made mistakes. My job was embarrassing – I had to have a job!"

http://www.theonion.com/articles/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock,10861/

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 May 2014 18:02 (eleven years ago)

Oct 28, 1998

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 8 May 2014 18:07 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggHWRpsMEmk

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 8 May 2014 19:30 (eleven years ago)

the washington free beacon is some wingnut shit but that's pretty funny

balls, Thursday, 8 May 2014 19:35 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/1TUaJrk.png

, Friday, 9 May 2014 02:23 (eleven years ago)

you sir, had a productive day

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 May 2014 04:30 (eleven years ago)

The house was quiet.

pplains, Friday, 9 May 2014 04:34 (eleven years ago)

omg

it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Friday, 9 May 2014 06:14 (eleven years ago)

shouldn't be funny but kind of is:
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10261956_10154109006945576_6801126343037329970_n.jpg

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 May 2014 13:53 (eleven years ago)

pp how long did you google "scared kid"

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 9 May 2014 14:13 (eleven years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10345848_453635081448967_3433250107035362786_n.jpg

funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 9 May 2014 17:14 (eleven years ago)

http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/tyrese-is-hip-hops-first-billionaire/

goole, Friday, 9 May 2014 20:40 (eleven years ago)

omg the perplexed comments on the Grantland piece really make it special

chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Friday, 9 May 2014 20:46 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/0rAkT3o.gif

, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:48 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBJU9ndpH1Q

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 15 May 2014 19:03 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Juoz02XgqaE

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 15 May 2014 19:27 (eleven years ago)

hey ron / hey billy is my college life in a nutshell

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 May 2014 23:14 (eleven years ago)

What was the 2nd one? Already removed

, Friday, 16 May 2014 00:10 (eleven years ago)

it was this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfJJ4-AUyYg

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 16 May 2014 01:44 (eleven years ago)

Wow!!!

schwantz, Friday, 16 May 2014 01:47 (eleven years ago)

http://deadspin.com/boy-pulls-off-the-smoothest-foul-ball-trick-to-impress-1578118307

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Sunday, 18 May 2014 14:44 (eleven years ago)

"It is the play of the game."

pplains, Sunday, 18 May 2014 17:03 (eleven years ago)

We all could learn so many douchey moves from this young PUA in training

nitro-burning funny car (Moodles), Sunday, 18 May 2014 19:51 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nztzwMiQTaI

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 19 May 2014 03:26 (eleven years ago)

oh no

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 19 May 2014 03:38 (eleven years ago)

looool

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 May 2014 03:41 (eleven years ago)

ON THE SPOT DICESPIN

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 May 2014 03:41 (eleven years ago)

the way "person" just hangs onscreen while he says "C" is devastating

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 19 May 2014 03:46 (eleven years ago)

goddddddddddddddddddddd im cringing

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 19 May 2014 04:13 (eleven years ago)

If I were on for that show I'd honestly guess "The World's Fastest Dad"

, Monday, 19 May 2014 04:49 (eleven years ago)

^ me too

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 May 2014 05:05 (eleven years ago)

his face after the texas a&m girl gets "achilles" right

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 19 May 2014 11:31 (eleven years ago)

oh this is so excruciating

funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 19 May 2014 12:29 (eleven years ago)

getting beat by an aggie is never a fun moment.

pplains, Monday, 19 May 2014 13:23 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7PQgtfKJzc

Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Monday, 19 May 2014 13:28 (eleven years ago)

but he still won. that makes me feel a bit better.

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 19 May 2014 14:31 (eleven years ago)

ON-THE-SPOT DICESPIN

hella good Jewish homies (DJP), Monday, 19 May 2014 14:45 (eleven years ago)

Me and my buddy World's Fastest Car are always making on-the-spot Dicespins

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 19 May 2014 14:56 (eleven years ago)

IN THE SPIT, DICKSPUN

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 May 2014 14:56 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFegdkTZXD0

am0n, Monday, 19 May 2014 14:58 (eleven years ago)

OH!

Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Monday, 19 May 2014 15:08 (eleven years ago)

It occurs to me that maybe he thought it was WORLD'S FASTEST CAT

, Monday, 19 May 2014 15:24 (eleven years ago)

World's fastest cat? Oh I know him

hella good Jewish homies (DJP), Monday, 19 May 2014 15:27 (eleven years ago)

ZZ Top appear in the novel as a group of Texan socialists searching through a sporting goods store for leotards. They're in the company of a friend, the wrestler Hulk Hogan. A conversation develops at the leotard rail in which ZZ Top and Hogan disagree about Michel Foucault's positive reaction to the 1979 Iranian revolution. Hogan (the most socialist of the friends) suggests that ZZ Top may have been distracted from geopolitics at the time by the recording of Degüello, their debut album for Warner Brothers. To be honest, I've never heard any of ZZ Top's music, and I don't intend to. I just put them in because they seem like the most stereotypically American group ever. Later in the novel Kraftwerk's Florian Schneider and ZZ Top's Billy Gibbons ("brothers turned sour with rancourous rivalry") face off with spears. I won't spoil things by telling you who wins.

famous instagram God (waterface), Monday, 19 May 2014 15:36 (eleven years ago)

A conversation develops at the leotard rail in which ZZ Top and Hogan disagree about Michel Foucault's positive reaction to the 1979 Iranian revolution.

this may be the most amazing sentence I've ever read

hella good Jewish homies (DJP), Monday, 19 May 2014 15:37 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/ccgnilD.png

, Monday, 19 May 2014 15:40 (eleven years ago)

Kraftwerk are actually characters in the book. They visit Summerville, South Carolina—where most of the action takes place—in a Mercedes 600 and have a conversation about cuisine in a Tastee Freez. Florian Schneider bought a Mercedes 600 in the mid-1970s for 25,000 Deutschmarks. Kraftwerk's presence in the book is important: they represent the idea that Europe is several decades ahead of America, and that many of the "American" symbols of modernity—skyscrapers, freeways, even the hamburger and denim—are actually European inventions. The nemesis of Kraftwerk, in the book, is ZZ Top.

famous instagram God (waterface), Monday, 19 May 2014 15:41 (eleven years ago)

determined what waterface is quoting. well, yup, that makes sense.

a strange man (mh), Monday, 19 May 2014 18:07 (eleven years ago)

i thought he was going to for THE WORLD'S FASTEST CAT as well

aaliyah papi (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 19 May 2014 23:53 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/LWF3krn.gif

, Friday, 23 May 2014 13:18 (eleven years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/84b9f86f44100103e4a0cb1c98e128e6/tumblr_n5nxfeoxYc1qzj7lyo1_500.jpg
small lolz

mookieproof, Friday, 23 May 2014 19:38 (eleven years ago)

I can't really figure out what's going on in that GIF

aaliyah papi (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 23 May 2014 19:49 (eleven years ago)

dude asked for toilet paper from the other stall and rubbed Nutella on dude's hand when he passed it under the partition, simulating getting creamy shit all over the good Samaritan's hand

On-the-spot Dicespin (DJP), Friday, 23 May 2014 19:57 (eleven years ago)

i think we should just close up ilx for the weekend right there

markers, Friday, 23 May 2014 20:14 (eleven years ago)

oh I didn't see the hand-smear! That's gross.

aaliyah papi (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 23 May 2014 20:37 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/S1P1EBZ.gif

, Monday, 26 May 2014 02:00 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/sriZft4.jpg

, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 08:03 (eleven years ago)

hahaha

eat sock become sock (electricsound), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 08:14 (eleven years ago)

Post-Workout Power Move

aaliyah papi (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 15:25 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8jsDWV8YpQ

am0n, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 22:39 (eleven years ago)

yikes

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 22:48 (eleven years ago)

hey pree ladee

am0n, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 22:50 (eleven years ago)

I'm trying to conceive of that somehow being a sly viral campaign "hey look how bad this commercial is share with your friends haha!" but it feels a little too *off* to be deliberate somehow. IDK.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 23:03 (eleven years ago)

Yeah I'm not watching these commercials strictly for that reason. I see enough commercials when I don't have to click 'play'.

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 23:08 (eleven years ago)

i don't even own a play button

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 23:10 (eleven years ago)

hey pree ladee
― am0n, Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 23:59 (eleven years ago)

lol

i grew up in that town

go to evangelical agonizing eternal hell (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:18 (eleven years ago)

oh my

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:19 (eleven years ago)

NA where did you see that link, out of curiosity? i would love if the one thing that anyone ever connected with farmington was that story

go to evangelical agonizing eternal hell (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:20 (eleven years ago)

Does everyone have a large bonehole there

famous instagram God (waterface), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:21 (eleven years ago)

are there stories about the bonehole? tales? legends?

famous instagram God (waterface), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:21 (eleven years ago)

yes to your first question, and we don't like to talk about it

go to evangelical agonizing eternal hell (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:22 (eleven years ago)

Silence of the Bonehole

famous instagram God (waterface), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:24 (eleven years ago)

this is why when a stranger goes to a dive bar in a small town in the middle of nowhere, everyone just stares

go to evangelical agonizing eternal hell (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:27 (eleven years ago)

"Do they know about our bonehole?"

famous instagram God (waterface), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:28 (eleven years ago)

the unspoken, urgent question on the patrons' minds: did you hear about the thing that we all have

go to evangelical agonizing eternal hell (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:28 (eleven years ago)

exactly

go to evangelical agonizing eternal hell (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:28 (eleven years ago)

Legends of the Bonehole

famous instagram God (waterface), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:30 (eleven years ago)

NA where did you see that link, out of curiosity? i would love if the one thing that anyone ever connected with farmington was that story

― go to evangelical agonizing eternal hell (Karl Malone), Wednesday, May 28, 2014 10:20 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I was using a news story about St. Louis for work and that showed up as one of the other "stories of interest" for that newspaper.

Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:31 (eleven years ago)

https://vine.co/v/hUX0ibKniIm

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 18:56 (eleven years ago)

i'm reading this 15 feet from roberta's

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, May 29, 2014 8:03 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is there a line or were you asked to leave?

― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Thursday, May 29, 2014 8:04 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 29 May 2014 20:45 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/ROh9Gt5.jpg

, Friday, 30 May 2014 01:08 (eleven years ago)

^ Two classics combine to be even classicer

, Friday, 30 May 2014 01:09 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38v51JvIv0A

am0n, Friday, 30 May 2014 15:55 (eleven years ago)

https://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/thumb/854834656.gif

Dan I., Friday, 30 May 2014 18:59 (eleven years ago)

Warning: loud.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV6EP9bBbac

StanM, Saturday, 31 May 2014 03:56 (eleven years ago)

(Btw, the one that hits the player only comes into view at the 5 second mark)

StanM, Saturday, 31 May 2014 04:36 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/5y6Ecd7.jpg

, Saturday, 31 May 2014 06:38 (eleven years ago)

failing @ exams, winning @ life

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 31 May 2014 12:13 (eleven years ago)

Frise

StanM, Saturday, 31 May 2014 12:30 (eleven years ago)

those r/a's are masterful

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 31 May 2014 15:47 (eleven years ago)

come fruse

Just nutted on some dude (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 31 May 2014 16:53 (eleven years ago)

real or fake, that cracks me up regardless

Just nutted on some dude (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 31 May 2014 16:55 (eleven years ago)

True or false, even

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 31 May 2014 17:53 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/3VU3uaU.gif

, Sunday, 1 June 2014 03:36 (eleven years ago)

truly one of the greatest moments of professional sc2

nap time, my time (karl...arlk...rlka...lkar...), Sunday, 1 June 2014 03:48 (eleven years ago)

Hahaha is that a SC2 progamer

, Sunday, 1 June 2014 03:54 (eleven years ago)

yep, the most notorious bad boy of sc2, he had a rude 'tude

nap time, my time (karl...arlk...rlka...lkar...), Sunday, 1 June 2014 03:59 (eleven years ago)

went by idra

nap time, my time (karl...arlk...rlka...lkar...), Sunday, 1 June 2014 04:00 (eleven years ago)

Oh fuck I know Idra

, Sunday, 1 June 2014 04:01 (eleven years ago)

I mean, I know of him. I got SC2 a few months ago N I been watching youtube

, Sunday, 1 June 2014 04:01 (eleven years ago)

That high five just blinked away from him

, Sunday, 1 June 2014 04:01 (eleven years ago)

i love that you can see his awareness of the gif he'd just created

nap time, my time (karl...arlk...rlka...lkar...), Sunday, 1 June 2014 04:07 (eleven years ago)

it passes over his face as a nauseated microexpression

nap time, my time (karl...arlk...rlka...lkar...), Sunday, 1 June 2014 04:08 (eleven years ago)

at that time his every move was scrutinized endlessly by posters on message boards

nap time, my time (karl...arlk...rlka...lkar...), Sunday, 1 June 2014 04:09 (eleven years ago)

https://vine.co/v/MJIbp5eWmQ6

pplains, Sunday, 1 June 2014 16:55 (eleven years ago)

haaaha awesome

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 June 2014 17:02 (eleven years ago)

nothing says not being with that fufu man shit like taking topless selfies

Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 June 2014 18:10 (eleven years ago)

NV, it's a take on this meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E3zBnYeq3U

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 1 June 2014 19:26 (eleven years ago)

i'm so behind the times.

brak kak ka

pplains, Sunday, 1 June 2014 19:34 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hdIwGcOL9o

Karl Malone, Sunday, 1 June 2014 21:45 (eleven years ago)

awesome

Sufjenga Cat Giffin (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 1 June 2014 21:56 (eleven years ago)

loool

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Sunday, 1 June 2014 22:14 (eleven years ago)

brak kak ka

― pplains, Sunday, June 1, 2014 7:34 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pplains the otmarker

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 2 June 2014 13:50 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao_pfkzx1BU

Spectrum, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 02:41 (eleven years ago)

shut up little man

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 02:51 (eleven years ago)

Mark Borchardt filming?

Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 03:02 (eleven years ago)

"You're using extremities in public"

it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 10:55 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgEkDWRb9IM

pplains, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 15:43 (eleven years ago)

aw that's mean

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 15:49 (eleven years ago)

It's ok, forks, it wasn't a real owl.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/842821c03ace71bf60683298d2b35076/tumblr_mzzjdcEpFJ1qhatz5o1_500.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 15:51 (eleven years ago)

wrong thread p

I AM OWL MAN

goole, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 15:53 (eleven years ago)

holy cow, I knew there was an owl thread, but didn't know about an OWL MAN thread.

Kids have been playing Lego Batman lately. Had no idea there was also a Manbat.

pplains, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 15:57 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/J3bdAdO.jpg

macklin' rosie (crüt), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 16:05 (eleven years ago)

horrifying

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 16:21 (eleven years ago)

is that josh brolin?

balls, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 16:27 (eleven years ago)

Hahaha is that a SC2 progamer

not as funny as your gif but here's another awkward pro-gamer high five gif http://fat.gfycat.com/EvergreenWhimsicalIncatern.gif

diamonddave85‌ (diamonddave85), Thursday, 5 June 2014 00:12 (eleven years ago)

https://31.media.tumblr.com/5e45933e55dbdc697901a34932d49acf/tumblr_n6o2npDCn81rownyho1_400.gif

mattresslessness, Thursday, 5 June 2014 00:34 (eleven years ago)

H expands
things get spottier
balls develop wednesday and thursday
then the flooding downpour threat shifts

now back to you

flatizza (harbl), Thursday, 5 June 2014 01:54 (eleven years ago)

http://www.lovesgarfield.com/garfield_how_to_sell_a_garfield_collection.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHV5GX0Fxqk

Transcript for How to Sell a Garfield Collection Video:

How to sell Your Garfield Collection

Hi. I’m Robert Kothe. My wife, Cathy and I own the website LovesGarfield.com Loves Garfield.com features only a small part of Cathy’s extremely large Garfield Collection. We were also the hosts of the 13th annual Garfield Collectors Convention on Long Island New York in 2011.

Because of the high visibility of our website LovesGarfield.com, we often get many E-mails asking us what is the best way to sell a Garfield collection. That is the purpose of this video.

Some people who ask us are actually the collectors themselves. Some People inherited the collection, and other people are just helping out a friend or family member. Because of this large gap in Garfield knowledge, I will start with the basics.

First How do you know what is valuable or not?

Except for a few consistently high selling items, it is our experience that Garfield collectors will usually go after what makes them smile and what they are interested in. Because of this observation, items may sell for much more than expected because someone really wanted it . . . and other items might not sell for much even if it is an original 1978 Garfield Plush.

We find that Garfield collectors sometimes have themes. For example, my wife tends to purchase beach themed and boating themed items for some day that we own a second house in Florida.

One collector, likes Garfield cowboy themed items. Another person, gravitates towards Clocks and mugs. A fellow collector on Long Island has every Christmas ornament ever made as well as the full Christmas village and Christmas sculptures. Another collector will buy anything with Garfield and Golf. And some people might only buy Odie, Arlene, or Pookie collectables and not Garfield.

Because of this wide level of taste and interest it is almost impossible to pre-appraise Garfield Items.

I previously said that there are a few items that consistently sell pretty well. These Items Include:
Enesco Ceramics,
The Oreo Cookie Jar,
The Garfield Lava Lamp,
Large Di-cast cars including The Christmas Tree Truck
The Styfe Bear,
The Spirit of 76 Statue
Garfield Crystals
And The Christmas Village with all 10 pieces

How do you know the relative ages of Garfield items?

I laugh when I go to a flea market and the vendors try to tell me that something was made in 1978 because it says Copyright 1978. The reason that it is funny is that most Garfield items made actually say Copyright 1978 even if it is made yesterday. This fact is just a legal thing.

It is worth knowing that if a Piece says Copyright United Features Syndicates it was probably made between 1978 and 1993. The 1993 is according to Wikipedia. I was not 100% sure about the date that Paws Incorporated purchased back the full rights to the character.

These Days, Paws Incorporated, Owned by the creator of Garfield, Jim Davis, holds all of the rights and licenses to his creation. Therefore if it says Copyright 1978 Paws Inc. It was made between 1993 and present day.

Some Items say the actual creation year such as the Garfield Toilet Seats made in 1996.

So how do you estimate the age of a Garfield item? Well the answer is in Garfield’s Eyes. Early Garfield’s had 2 separate, smaller, eyes that did not touch. As the strip progressed in years, the eyes got larger and closer together. Story goes that this is because when newsprint got more expensive, news papers tried to save money by making the funnies smaller and on fewer pages. Jim Davis had to draw the more expressive facial features larger so that people would understand the comedy in the cartoon.

With the basics out of the way. . . What is the best way to sell a Garfield collection?

No matter what you have to take pictures of the items you wish to sell. Written descriptions alone are relatively worthless. If you said Garfield Pez Dispenser for sale, for example, the question is which one. There were dozens of Garfield Pez dispensers made and some were only different because of the color of the handle. A picture is truly worth 1000 words.

Do you have to take a picture of every item individually? The answer is no if you plan on selling them as a lot.

What is a lot? A lot is the name for a group of items being sold together. You might want to sell many smaller items together in order to combine shipping or to make it worth the buyers while to pay for shipping. Who wants to pay $2.00 in shipping for a fifty cent pencil eraser? So you might sell the pencil eraser, 5 pez dispensers, a Garfield ruler and 10 Garfield pencils, for example as a single listing.

This might fetch 10 to 20 dollars instead of 50 cents and justify paying shipping.

Finally . . . where is the best place to sell Garfield Items?

If you are looking to sell your entire collection all at once, your local Craigslist.com is probably your best bet. Potential buyers will want to see the collection first hand to decide if they want to purchase it. Cathy and I bought out someone’s entire collection of over 350 pieces. We looked at it first in person, and picked it up ourselves with a rental trailer.

CraigsList.com is also a good place to sell larger less Mobil or fragile items since they can be picked up in person or carefully transported.

To sell smaller lots of items or individual items your best bet is to sell it on ebay.com.

Ebay.com is the world’s most popular on-line auction website. If you are looking to get top dollar you want to use a popular website to get in front of the most potential buyers. Less known auction sites are not in your best interest.

If you are in close proximity to the Garfield Gathering, an annual Garfield collectors convention, you can get a table at the swap meet and sale. This is a less likely option since we only meet one time per year and so far it has spanned between Texas and the year Cathy and I hosted, Long Island New York. What are the odds of you selling a collection from Pennsylvania in June and the convention turns out to be near you in Pennsylvania? With that said, if you happen to coincidentally be close to an upcoming Garfield Gathering it is worth being in front of some of the countrie’s most aggressive collectors.

The worst place to sell a collection is at a garage sale. The likeliness to run into a high-end collector on the one weekend you decide to have a sale is ridiculous.

The most important point is you need to be realistic. It is possible that what you paid for an item is the most it will ever be worth. A $30 plate from Danbury Mint might only re-sell for $15 to $20. There is no guarantee that an item goes up in value.

You need to be realistic. Most Garfield collectors already have enough Garfield’s to last them a lifetime. I know we do. We are not about to pay $15,000 for a collection just because that is what you estimate you spent over the last 30 years. Don’t be surprised if you only get $1,000 if you sell it all at once. If you break it into individual on-line sales and “Lots” of multiple items you may get $7,000 to $18,000 if you have the time and patience to list it over time and ship all over the country.

Finally, Cathy and I are still happy to speak with you first about what you are selling. We may be interested in a few individual items if the price is fair but it is unlikely that we would pay top dollar for entire collections. Call me at (631) 427-3292 if you want to talk and need some advice. We are always happy to help. We are less likely to answer every Email since there is no guarantee that every message to us makes it past the spam filter. If we did not return your email it is possible we did not get it.

On behalf of Cathy and myself, we hope this helps you, and thanks for watching the video. Check out www.LovesGarfield.com and our YouTube page for more information.

Good luck Selling.

, Thursday, 5 June 2014 11:02 (eleven years ago)

Cathy?
http://testdb.msmagazine.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Cathy-Comic1.jpg

it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Thursday, 5 June 2014 11:30 (eleven years ago)

Dare someone to try the "this fact is just a legal thing" line in court. It sounds like an end of episode matlock gotcha moment

Karl Malone, Thursday, 5 June 2014 12:16 (eleven years ago)

Garfield Crystals

am0n, Thursday, 5 June 2014 14:13 (eleven years ago)

The Holy Grail, boys.

http://images.cloud.worthpoint.com/wpimages/images/images1/1/0207/11/1_e4d17fc244f32c9b9df373842166e601.jpg

pplains, Thursday, 5 June 2014 14:36 (eleven years ago)

Saw one listing that advertised it as circa. 1978 and immediately I thought, no way, just look at the eyes...

pplains, Thursday, 5 June 2014 14:37 (eleven years ago)

My family owned a Hallmark store in the 80s. Just think, if I could've saved all that Garfield stuff, I'd stand to make at least a thousand dollars.

pplains, Thursday, 5 June 2014 14:39 (eleven years ago)

that garfield toilet seat is sooooo 90's

am0n, Thursday, 5 June 2014 14:39 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/x5pn741.jpg

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 5 June 2014 14:41 (eleven years ago)

^^^selling on ebay for $35

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 5 June 2014 14:41 (eleven years ago)

how much for this nermal buttplug

am0n, Thursday, 5 June 2014 14:42 (eleven years ago)

Deathdrone xxp

, Thursday, 5 June 2014 14:51 (eleven years ago)

^ First thing I thought of too.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 5 June 2014 14:53 (eleven years ago)

I'm taking this to the next Garfield convention for appraisal.

http://www.whatacharacter.com/g-o/h0205143.jpg

It's a '78, just look at the eyes!

pplains, Thursday, 5 June 2014 14:53 (eleven years ago)

many nermal buttplug buyers in abu dhabi

Sufjenga Cat Giffin (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 5 June 2014 14:53 (eleven years ago)

I laugh when I go to a flea market and the vendors try to tell me that something was made in 1978 because it says Copyright 1978. The reason that it is funny is that most Garfield items made actually say Copyright 1978 even if it is made yesterday. This fact is just a legal thing.

caek, Thursday, 5 June 2014 17:17 (eleven years ago)

This laugh is just a funny thing.

am0n, Thursday, 5 June 2014 18:08 (eleven years ago)

Why does the copyright always say 1978? I never saw Peanuts toys copyright 1950.

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0937/3.jpg

pplains, Thursday, 5 June 2014 18:14 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIdcgjRu5DY

, Friday, 6 June 2014 22:58 (eleven years ago)

feats of dexterity and technical prowess that make you feel awed and inadequate

Who whom kissed? (imago), Saturday, 7 June 2014 19:36 (eleven years ago)

http://instagram.com/p/o8xRkkJzRi/

troy na'vi (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 7 June 2014 21:42 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGz9QmirLBE

Spectrum, Sunday, 8 June 2014 05:54 (eleven years ago)

xp: let's see Danny Carey try THAT.

underrated aerobies I have flung (how's life), Sunday, 8 June 2014 09:42 (eleven years ago)

More funnies with Joanna Angel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRF0RaKFWRA

Three Word Username, Sunday, 8 June 2014 11:42 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_mR9pxPUO0

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 18:51 (eleven years ago)

Sorry to harsh the lolz, but the other porn star in Spectrum's video is Hailey Paige, who died in 2007 under suspicious circumstances
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haley_Paige

Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 18:56 (eleven years ago)

i genuinely did not get that was from a porn video.

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 18:58 (eleven years ago)

Oh, well I recognized Joanna Angel (I went to school with her btw) and James Deen (who is pretty famous), and I happened to know who she was too. But I really don't know hundreds of porn stars by name, I swear!

Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 19:00 (eleven years ago)

That is completely fucking depressing.

how's life, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 19:01 (eleven years ago)

Oh, well I recognized Joanna Angel (I went to school with her btw) and James Deen (who is pretty famous), and I happened to know who she was too. But I really don't know hundreds of porn stars by name, I swear!

suuuuure

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 19:01 (eleven years ago)

i know deen from the canyons and the GQ/Esquire/whatever profiles that proliferated a year ago when i guess he wanted mainstream work but i sure couldn't have recognized him in that video.

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 19:02 (eleven years ago)

I recognized Joanna Angel 'cause I had seen her on that 7 Second Delay video and because THEY PUT HER NAME ON THE DAMN SCREEN IN THE FIRST VIDEO POSTED. She's also super cute.

Three Word Username, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 19:10 (eleven years ago)

this is the essential james deen piece, highly recommended:

http://magazine.good.is/articles/what-women-want

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 19:11 (eleven years ago)

Yeah I recognized him immediately. We had a big discussion about him on one of the lady threads once.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 19:37 (eleven years ago)

Also, the ladies and the overall vibe just kinda looked porny? Like I'm sorta surprised anyone wouldn't realize that even just from the clip.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 19:38 (eleven years ago)

seemed like college students goofing off but i guess if i had watched through to the end (as i did this time) and got to the part where he slaps the chick and then jams her face in his crotch, there's a little hint

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 19:39 (eleven years ago)

Ya'll didn't get LOGJAMMIN' vibes from that vid immediately?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiJ7o5oftWs

, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 19:42 (eleven years ago)

is this where we pretend our only familiarity w/ porn is something we read once in the sunday times magazine?

balls, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 20:24 (eleven years ago)

I am familiar with the word "porn" from my Women's Studies classes, but I do not believe I have ever seen any.

Three Word Username, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 20:29 (eleven years ago)

Pretty sure there's a guy with a coffee mug fetish who just had the best day of his life.

pplains, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 20:35 (eleven years ago)

yeah the only bummer (well before the end and now you know the rest of the story) from that clip was suspicion that lemons might apparently be a thing for some people

balls, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 20:37 (eleven years ago)

Lemons? I'm talking about the Today Show clip.

pplains, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 20:39 (eleven years ago)

ok just watched the today show clip and huge lol at kathie lee getting in dude's face after pushing over his mugs

balls, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 20:41 (eleven years ago)

x-post - oh you know they are. Everything is a thing for SOMEBODY.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 11 June 2014 20:41 (eleven years ago)

the full t-shirt

http://sportsmasher.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/20140611-160949-58189237.jpg

am0n, Thursday, 12 June 2014 14:52 (eleven years ago)

http://jezebel.com/woman-who-shot-missile-into-car-has-most-florida-name-e-1589467389

schwantz, Thursday, 12 June 2014 16:35 (eleven years ago)

Then it's not just an ironic t-shirt.

Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Thursday, 12 June 2014 16:39 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/wb2WOBm.gif

, Thursday, 12 June 2014 17:20 (eleven years ago)

awesome, a robot that simulates a baby feeding you Cheetos

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Thursday, 12 June 2014 17:23 (eleven years ago)

Some good stuff here: http://www.clickhole.com/

schwantz, Thursday, 12 June 2014 19:30 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/MPI3TAD.gif

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 16 June 2014 19:37 (eleven years ago)

lol

Naamloze vennootschap (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 June 2014 19:50 (eleven years ago)

I hope that's from a show and I hope you tell me the name of the show so I can go home and watch it.

pplains, Monday, 16 June 2014 20:01 (eleven years ago)

Yeah it's from the PBF guy

, Monday, 16 June 2014 20:04 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_XaJdDqQA0

, Monday, 16 June 2014 20:05 (eleven years ago)

"I don't even own a monitor."

Every post you make is dripping with failure (stevie), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 07:58 (eleven years ago)

there it is

dn/ac (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 08:36 (eleven years ago)

aw. why bother with a monitor when you have a kitty cat and yorkshire terrier poster?

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 10:07 (eleven years ago)

hahaha thats all he was going to look up anyway

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 14:12 (eleven years ago)

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--lzOkX9ZS--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/771368561840715662.gif

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 16:36 (eleven years ago)

^ meme material

macklin' rosie (crüt), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 16:50 (eleven years ago)

the way he thrusts his arms into the air without breaking eye contact with the camera is killing me

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 17:39 (eleven years ago)

for a split second i thought that was glenn greenwald

mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 23:44 (eleven years ago)

i know, its clickhkhole so lols are to be expected, but OMG

http://www.clickhole.com/video/if-you-grew-calvin-hobbes-you-need-watch-right-now-318

Every post you make is dripping with failure (stevie), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 09:19 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/sWm4MYd.gif

, Wednesday, 18 June 2014 11:41 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/bZpx5sw.jpg

, Wednesday, 18 June 2014 11:49 (eleven years ago)

O_O

how's life, Wednesday, 18 June 2014 11:55 (eleven years ago)

timing

Every post you make is dripping with failure (stevie), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 12:10 (eleven years ago)

idgi

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 18:55 (eleven years ago)

oh that's gross

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 18:55 (eleven years ago)

i thought it was a tail

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 18:55 (eleven years ago)

Just from those rotten see-saws alone, you could tell it's a shitty playground.

pplains, Wednesday, 18 June 2014 18:58 (eleven years ago)

It's jumping up at him! Clench!

StanM, Wednesday, 18 June 2014 18:59 (eleven years ago)

x-post - lol

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 19:29 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKfFWcLCLJw

, Wednesday, 18 June 2014 21:24 (eleven years ago)

http://37.media.tumblr.com/bfbb26e083b3bf67981301b34770abd4/tumblr_mvu8h11Qjv1qzo3c9o1_500.jpg

Karl Malone, Thursday, 19 June 2014 20:00 (eleven years ago)

love it

gbx, Thursday, 19 June 2014 20:11 (eleven years ago)

So stealing that.

Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 June 2014 20:39 (eleven years ago)

bronies more jabronies

it's not a fedora, it's a trill bae (m bison), Saturday, 21 June 2014 17:58 (eleven years ago)

haha more like jabronies

it's not a fedora, it's a trill bae (m bison), Saturday, 21 June 2014 17:58 (eleven years ago)

Fantastic

Sufjan Grafton, Sunday, 22 June 2014 15:15 (eleven years ago)

0^0

Every post you make is dripping with failure (stevie), Sunday, 22 June 2014 16:01 (eleven years ago)

arghhhhh

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Sunday, 22 June 2014 18:08 (eleven years ago)

That's amazing. I would have died.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 23 June 2014 12:44 (eleven years ago)

The mayor of Tübingen told the Süddeutsche Zeitung newspaper that he struggled to imagine how the accident could have happened, "even when considering the most extreme adolescent fantasies. To reward such a masterly achievement with the use of 22 firefighters almost pains my soul."

Hier Komme Die Warum Jetzt (Hurting 2), Monday, 23 June 2014 22:25 (eleven years ago)

hahahahaha

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 20:51 (eleven years ago)

Do wonder how much he could get if he sold that username tho

, Tuesday, 24 June 2014 20:52 (eleven years ago)

I appreciate

leave the web boys alone (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 June 2014 21:05 (eleven years ago)

https://vine.co/v/MtZ2xhIjDPe

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 01:44 (eleven years ago)

rofl

gbx, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 02:09 (eleven years ago)

ahahahahaha

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 12:31 (eleven years ago)

https://twitter.com/michaeljhudson/status/480914591786868736

mh, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 13:46 (eleven years ago)

amazing

how's life, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 13:47 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/6BCdL5l.jpg

, Thursday, 26 June 2014 11:06 (eleven years ago)

sup

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 June 2014 12:14 (eleven years ago)

When you want to play HORSE but you're a little short on time.

how's life, Thursday, 26 June 2014 12:16 (eleven years ago)

reminds me of air bud 2

action bronson pinchot (sanskrit), Thursday, 26 June 2014 12:46 (eleven years ago)

Oh DEER that's funny! ;)

del griffith, Thursday, 26 June 2014 14:14 (eleven years ago)

Sleeper contender for #2 pick (get it)

'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 June 2014 14:44 (eleven years ago)

http://i.cdn.turner.com/nba/nba/teamsites/images/legacy/bucks/bango_page_200x300.png

ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Thursday, 26 June 2014 16:18 (eleven years ago)

dude's got some sick antles

'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:49 (eleven years ago)

orbkeeper

guwop (crüt), Thursday, 26 June 2014 19:03 (eleven years ago)

I do remember my cousin playing me the "Shout at the Devil" LP and arguing w his dad that it was actually anti-Satanist cuz they were shouting AT the devil, not WITH the devil. for what that's worth.

― Οὖτις, Friday, June 27, 2014 6:21 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

estela, Thursday, 26 June 2014 20:29 (eleven years ago)

hahaha

balls, Thursday, 26 June 2014 20:31 (eleven years ago)

shout out to my man the devil

ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Thursday, 26 June 2014 21:30 (eleven years ago)

say what up to u mans satan

, Thursday, 26 June 2014 23:40 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/1C0FNPW.gif

, Thursday, 26 June 2014 23:40 (eleven years ago)

lol

ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Friday, 27 June 2014 01:51 (eleven years ago)

Hee hee!

schwantz, Friday, 27 June 2014 04:47 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdGnaID07ls

Karl Malone, Saturday, 28 June 2014 01:31 (eleven years ago)

*fart*

gbx, Saturday, 28 June 2014 01:57 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/opew4KP.jpg

guwop (crüt), Saturday, 28 June 2014 23:21 (eleven years ago)

probably a truth bomb too, sadly

'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Sunday, 29 June 2014 05:24 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/ebaW29P.jpg

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Sunday, 29 June 2014 11:19 (eleven years ago)

wau

do u like green ez & jam (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 June 2014 11:34 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_odiaqfylk

, Sunday, 29 June 2014 11:46 (eleven years ago)

Comments are also some classic nerd lolz

, Sunday, 29 June 2014 11:47 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwfLgXJpQd0

ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Sunday, 29 June 2014 22:22 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg0pMbc7Opk

, Monday, 30 June 2014 00:40 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/uzEKyNZ.gif

ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Monday, 30 June 2014 16:00 (eleven years ago)

xpost - thats awesome

ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Monday, 30 June 2014 16:04 (eleven years ago)

terrifying gif

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 30 June 2014 19:06 (eleven years ago)

reminds me of this

http://imgbit.com/images/cb9f6e98b41261534012.jpg

ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Monday, 30 June 2014 20:37 (eleven years ago)

am0n's youtube up there gave me a fair lol

avicii usque ad arse (imago), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 00:25 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/kuCzVAA.jpg

, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 11:35 (eleven years ago)

wow.

how's life, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 11:35 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/FskpPzt.jpg

StanM, Thursday, 3 July 2014 19:27 (eleven years ago)

A+

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 3 July 2014 19:29 (eleven years ago)

:D

which was retweeted by (imago), Thursday, 3 July 2014 19:30 (eleven years ago)

been done before but never not gr8

which was retweeted by (imago), Thursday, 3 July 2014 19:30 (eleven years ago)

PP, have you seen that before?

, Thursday, 3 July 2014 19:31 (eleven years ago)

About three years ago.

pplains, Thursday, 3 July 2014 20:51 (eleven years ago)

But I wasn't going to say anything.

pplains, Thursday, 3 July 2014 20:51 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/8caIJK6.jpg

pplains, Thursday, 3 July 2014 21:45 (eleven years ago)

hahahaha

mattresslessness, Thursday, 3 July 2014 23:24 (eleven years ago)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

cpt navajo (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 July 2014 23:42 (eleven years ago)

oh god

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 7 July 2014 03:24 (eleven years ago)

dying

'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Monday, 7 July 2014 04:02 (eleven years ago)

OK which of you made this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPuI_pbCYOI

, Monday, 7 July 2014 10:34 (eleven years ago)

very impressed by how little he moves the rest of his body

odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Monday, 7 July 2014 13:34 (eleven years ago)

Apropos glitch:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Br6A92PCQAAHqKK.jpg

Fiddler on a hot tin roof (ed.b), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:14 (eleven years ago)

hahahahahahaha

'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:16 (eleven years ago)

Is that really a "glitch" or someone being funny? It's hard for me to imagine there's actually a movie about a troll figurine roaming the countryside eating garbage.

'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:18 (eleven years ago)

doesn't seem to be listed here.

http://www.tv.com/shows/trollz/episodes/

how's life, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:36 (eleven years ago)

the dish/directv copywriters get cute

i swear the descrip for a lil wayne all day lineup on fusetv said something like "Lil Wayne shows us his musical and other talents. All day. Really."

goole, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 15:50 (eleven years ago)

its from conan

max, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 17:21 (eleven years ago)

http://instagram.com/p/qR2zAQMsgJ/?modal=true

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 10 July 2014 17:35 (eleven years ago)

ran google video searches for an hour after watching this looking for suppressed vaudeville era catfighting footage

schlump, Sunday, 13 July 2014 02:15 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/5QmuLE1.jpg

, Monday, 14 July 2014 22:31 (eleven years ago)

https://soundcloud.com/ryan-block-10/comcastic-service

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 21:11 (eleven years ago)

Astonishing.

a biscuit/donut hybrid called “bisnuts” (stevie), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 21:23 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS5uAqV4c2s&hd=0

wenus villiams (qiqing), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 00:28 (eleven years ago)

shame it wasn't a horse

Daphnis Celesta, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 00:53 (eleven years ago)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ4c54rCJ_k&feature=kp

ed.b, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 04:13 (eleven years ago)

I mean...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ4c54rCJ_k&feature=kp

ed.b, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 04:14 (eleven years ago)

lol

chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 04:26 (eleven years ago)

shame it wasn't a horse

I don't know why he swallowed that fly.

I'd be fine if he died.

a biscuit/donut hybrid called “bisnuts” (stevie), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 06:35 (eleven years ago)

http://streeteasy.com/building/the-beresford/3j

Flip through the pictures.

Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 19:16 (eleven years ago)

hahaha wat.

thanks for no spoiler.

pplains, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 19:37 (eleven years ago)

Yeah I have no idea what that's about.

Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 19:54 (eleven years ago)

wow

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 19:55 (eleven years ago)

lol!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 19:56 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOimTfNR110

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 20:00 (eleven years ago)

Regarding that streeteasy link posted by NA
http://slodive.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/white-backgrounds/whitebackground.jpg
http://slodive.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/white-backgrounds/whitebackground.jpg

http://slodive.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/white-backgrounds/whitebackground.jpg

My first thought was "why are they photoshopping all of those in there?" until I realized oh, they're photoshopping them out.

There's one where you can see two birds on a dresser in the "clean" version. Hey, they found one they could leave untouched! Until you get to the next one and there are even animals placed right behind the birds on the same dresser.

Very disappointed in the kitchen and bathrooms.

pplains, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 20:04 (eleven years ago)

Yeah I thought they looked Photoshopped because they look like the fake pics in Onion articles.

Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 20:09 (eleven years ago)

But why Photoshop them all out and then post the original pictures too?

Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 20:09 (eleven years ago)

who wants to buy that place with me

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 20:10 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztUiXjq5I00

, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 20:12 (eleven years ago)

But why Photoshop them all out and then post the original pictures too?

― Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, July 16, 2014 3:09 PM (3 minutes ago)

probably because it would be unethical to show heavily photoshopped photos in a real estate listing without disclosing so?

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 20:14 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/hmwTfEn.gif

pplains, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 20:17 (eleven years ago)

LOL

Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 20:19 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/MKeXpCG.png

, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 20:38 (eleven years ago)

s abt to d into ms

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 21:41 (eleven years ago)

Man once I saw the shovel about to dig into the mounds of dirt, I can't unsee it

, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 21:44 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Klg-dLZxy8E

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 22:47 (eleven years ago)

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=802569823108061

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 22:49 (eleven years ago)

I was just about to post the Joaquin Phoenix vid gr8080 posted. You have to watch it with your head tilted to the left for full effect (or rotate the video)

'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 17 July 2014 02:09 (eleven years ago)

"they were sad too!"

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 July 2014 02:09 (eleven years ago)

You have to watch it with your head tilted to the left for full effect (or rotate the video)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkFGPd_-l-o

ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Thursday, 17 July 2014 18:32 (eleven years ago)

my siblings and I would do this all the time laying upside down on the couch

chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 17 July 2014 19:25 (eleven years ago)

just saw someone wearing this

http://www.theblackandwhite.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/osama-t-shirt-2-1024x685.jpg

ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Friday, 18 July 2014 15:09 (eleven years ago)

https://twitter.com/SheaSerrano/status/490172054528729088

mookieproof, Friday, 18 July 2014 17:21 (eleven years ago)

http://magnum-mania.com/Video/Macaw_Attack.html

andrew m., Monday, 21 July 2014 14:07 (eleven years ago)

Been watching an unhealthy amount of Magnum P.I. of late. This is from S3. I love this show unconditionally.

andrew m., Monday, 21 July 2014 14:08 (eleven years ago)

Only way that could've been any better is if she had looked at Higgins at the end and said, "Magnum told me I have AIDS."

pplains, Monday, 21 July 2014 14:10 (eleven years ago)

There's been a whole string of these goofy episodes in the middle of season 3. I know what you're thinking: They're all goofy! But usually they break it up with some serious eps involving Nam memories in soft focus or some shit. Anyway, it's been very rewarding.

andrew m., Monday, 21 July 2014 14:20 (eleven years ago)

serious eps involving Nam memories in soft focus or some shit

THESE WERE SO GOOD

goole, Monday, 21 July 2014 15:01 (eleven years ago)

Saw on imdb.com that it didn't go off the air until 1988. You've got a long road in front of you, friend.

pplains, Monday, 21 July 2014 15:04 (eleven years ago)

wow, that macaw scene really happened

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 July 2014 15:07 (eleven years ago)

Like that time no one believed Enos saw a flying saucer until Flash cornered a space alien sitting in the back of the General Lee.

pplains, Monday, 21 July 2014 15:11 (eleven years ago)

huh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVQ0fvsv1DU

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 July 2014 15:16 (eleven years ago)

i never realized how much the dukes of hazzard lifted from commedia dell'arte

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 July 2014 15:17 (eleven years ago)

You didn't think I was joshing you, did you?

pplains, Monday, 21 July 2014 15:27 (eleven years ago)

how did Higgins know how to say "a life of servitude is meaningless; you might as well fling your worthless avian body into the propeller blades of a helicopter" in Macaw

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Monday, 21 July 2014 16:07 (eleven years ago)

it comes up.

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 July 2014 16:24 (eleven years ago)

Dan, you have to see the whole ep for context. He is not speaking Macaw. He is mimicking a peregrine falcon in attack mode. It was an ornithologically heavy episode, and it was established in the first several minutes that this was the only bird call in which Higgins was fluent. It was one of the great foreshadows in television history, clearly.

andrew m., Monday, 21 July 2014 19:01 (eleven years ago)

amazing post

goole, Monday, 21 July 2014 19:07 (eleven years ago)

omg

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Monday, 21 July 2014 19:21 (eleven years ago)

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/3354466/magnum-pi-o.gif

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 21 July 2014 19:27 (eleven years ago)

selfie after auschwitz

mattresslessness, Monday, 21 July 2014 19:35 (eleven years ago)

http://www.newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/should-auschwitz-be-a-site-for-selfies

pplains, Monday, 21 July 2014 20:02 (eleven years ago)

please tell me before i click if that's borowitz

goole, Monday, 21 July 2014 20:03 (eleven years ago)

i saw a couple take a selfie at dachau with one of those sticks to hold your phone further away from you for selfies

they didn't smile tbf

caek, Monday, 21 July 2014 20:04 (eleven years ago)

It's not Borowitz.

It also includes this correction at the bottom:

Clarification: An earlier version of this post described the Nazi death camps as “Poland’s.” Though the camps are located in Poland, they were established and operated by Nazi Germany.

pplains, Monday, 21 July 2014 20:05 (eleven years ago)

Where did this idea come from that a "selfie" is somehow a different animal than asking someone else to take a picture of you?

'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Monday, 21 July 2014 20:09 (eleven years ago)

assumed that NYer url was a joke

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 21 July 2014 21:26 (eleven years ago)

not to fart up the lolz thread w/discussion but hurting in case u haven't seen u may enjoy

http://thenewinquiry.com/essays/the-disconnectionists/

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 21 July 2014 21:30 (eleven years ago)

my girlfriends brother just came back from a trip around europe and the first thing he said about the month long journey was 'i saw so many bloody selfies at auschwitz and didn't know how to react, it was crazy'

a hoy hoy, Monday, 21 July 2014 22:13 (eleven years ago)

Not entirely analogous , but you see that at ground zero all the goddamn time and it always makes me grit my teeth

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 01:52 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/5htvmar.png

^^ Oklahoma City Murrah Memorial

pplains, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/54MPq1A.png

pplains, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/LeyUG3C.png http://i.imgur.com/scqjYE6.png

pplains, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 02:34 (eleven years ago)

In full disclosure, I have no problem with any of those, save the OKC guy.

pplains, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 02:35 (eleven years ago)

Anyway. Back on track, check this post out from a buddy of mine:

Christian dudes patting themselves on the back for not stealing my phone, which I left at my neighborhood cafe. Uh, thanks but I knew it would be at the counter. Love you, too...

http://i.imgur.com/gXtDvuV.jpg

VIDEO -> www.instagram.com/p/qpoA0CrE3w/embed

pplains, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 02:40 (eleven years ago)

lol

ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 14:37 (eleven years ago)

I'm still back on "#sad #president #jfk #nobama"

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 16:26 (eleven years ago)

as is the FBI

chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 17:17 (eleven years ago)

x marks the shot

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 17:22 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/EKwIsx9.png

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 20:09 (eleven years ago)

love that

ogmor, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 20:34 (eleven years ago)

haha that's great

gbx, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 20:52 (eleven years ago)

thats so good

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 20:55 (eleven years ago)

#lad

goole, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 20:56 (eleven years ago)

ha! love it

andrew m., Wednesday, 23 July 2014 15:20 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/S0Dx8QG.gif

, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 15:52 (eleven years ago)

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 15:53 (eleven years ago)

So true.

You are exactly why people root for the apes (Eric H.), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 16:29 (eleven years ago)

lol

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 18:02 (eleven years ago)

http://sociali.st/

im dying

im dead

"organize the things you love"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 22:03 (eleven years ago)

Sounds like another $10b facebook acquisition...

schwantz, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 22:08 (eleven years ago)

jesus

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 22:28 (eleven years ago)

"History repeats ... first as tragedy, then as farce"

Barry Gordy (Neil S), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 22:33 (eleven years ago)

4:20 PM

guwop (crüt), Wednesday, 23 July 2014 22:35 (eleven years ago)

you'll be able to listen to your "Post-90s Pop Punk Hits" playlist anywhere

mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 July 2014 23:39 (eleven years ago)

Great ideas don't just come from celebrities.

andrew m., Thursday, 24 July 2014 03:54 (eleven years ago)

This time it was a headline, next time it could be...

http://i59.tinypic.com/e7o39j.jpg

StanM, Thursday, 24 July 2014 09:35 (eleven years ago)

"This bridge is the key to our city." said one fictional New Yorker in our heads as we tried to fill this text box.

StanM, Thursday, 24 July 2014 09:47 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLoqti0lzAw

'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Monday, 28 July 2014 01:51 (eleven years ago)

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/more-engaging-copy-for-the-ten-commandments


MORE ENGAGING COPY FOR THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.

BY DAVID TATE

- - - -
YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT GOD SAID TO THIS MAN…

What You Need to Know Now About the Lord Totally Being God
At the Beginning He Had Me Confused, But by Minute Two I Knew That I Shouldn’t Have Other Gods.
Are You Making This Common Mistake with Graven Images?
How I Work: Read This Life Hack from God Your Only Creator.
She Admitted to Doing What Every Sunday?
Seven Morning Habits of People Holier Than You: #7 No Killing Before Lunch.
37 Things in Your Bedroom That You Need to Get Rid of Right Now, Like Adulteresses.
What the Government Doesn’t Want You to Know About Stealing Your Neighbors Servants.
This Little Girl Bore False Witness and the Results Will Shock You.
Doctors Hate Her But You Shouldn’t Covet Her.

schwantz, Monday, 28 July 2014 16:40 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qppNUocRVM

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 21:34 (eleven years ago)

fake, car's shadow doesn't move

caek, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 21:39 (eleven years ago)

faek

ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 22:33 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVSPripAc5Y

go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 31 July 2014 16:08 (eleven years ago)

http://38.media.tumblr.com/70ce7d72c94c83487d4c1a1886c043a9/tumblr_n9n2c0PhOI1qep5zro1_400.jpg

ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Friday, 1 August 2014 18:35 (eleven years ago)

fake, a door is never that far away from the toilet bowl.

StanM, Friday, 1 August 2014 19:30 (eleven years ago)

-PRRRT-

dilligaf escape plan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 1 August 2014 21:31 (eleven years ago)

what is that from? looks like modern humorist style

dilligaf escape plan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 1 August 2014 21:32 (eleven years ago)

apparently adapted from miguel noguera's work

go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 August 2014 21:51 (eleven years ago)

http://www.izbyshki.ru/post-news2014/upload/2014-06/432955ac30be7ec_1465_g1vuat0i7nc.jpg

ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Friday, 1 August 2014 22:34 (eleven years ago)

JustBurglarThings™

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Sunday, 3 August 2014 22:29 (eleven years ago)

wow thats good

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 4 August 2014 04:45 (eleven years ago)

this might be old but new to me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cds7lSHawAw

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 4 August 2014 22:18 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs_-emj1qR4

, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 01:29 (eleven years ago)

i grew up on a cow farm. cattle are fascinated by music. i would occasionally serenade them with pop covers and they would pull up in big groups. It was my katy perry moment.

go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 01:45 (eleven years ago)

holy shit the baby video. I love when there's something that's been around for 3.5 years and has been watched 18 million times and I've never seen it before.

joygoat, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 05:50 (eleven years ago)

That cow video is amazing

Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 05:53 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz5TGN7eUcM

go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 17:54 (eleven years ago)

better than stephen a smith already

go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 17:56 (eleven years ago)

That kid rules.

schwantz, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 18:42 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/ZGsB0GA.gif

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 18:45 (eleven years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/10593178_10152559255339242_6586214461103442408_n.jpg

'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 18:51 (eleven years ago)

hoo boy

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 18:54 (eleven years ago)

can we not have both?

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 19:51 (eleven years ago)

give me libety or give me dearth!

wmlynch, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 20:19 (eleven years ago)

LIBETY OR APPARENTLY?

, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 21:45 (eleven years ago)

http://i57.tinypic.com/dr9rfd.gif

StanM, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 21:58 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDpvHAWBt4k

, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 11:56 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/oI2TLYY.gif

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 14:38 (eleven years ago)

lol

Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 14:42 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/m3FkBsT.gif

ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:20 (eleven years ago)

That looks creepy as hell. Vote no lolz.

andrew m., Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:40 (eleven years ago)

http://gleeson666.tumblr.com/post/93843337325/balinese-cigarettes-arent-doing-a-very-good-job

http://i.imgur.com/gzSUW4N.jpg

Balinese cigarettes aren’t doing a very good job with the non smoking ads, that guy looks cool af

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:46 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/NmsPkI3.jpg

, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 19:14 (eleven years ago)

1. BlueLagoon.com
2. scroll down to the "Welcome to Extraordinary" section
3. the videos cycle behind the text. wait for the slow-motion video of the couple with drinks at the edge of the water with their eyes closed
4. check out the guy in the background on the right with the facemask on

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 20:25 (eleven years ago)

not sure what's so LOL about that. Mimes take vacations too, you know.

odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 20:30 (eleven years ago)

AND he's doing the Prince.gif lateral exit

this man has figured out how to live

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 20:39 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deTWri3kmec

schwantz, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 20:43 (eleven years ago)

I am visiting blue lagoon next weekend to scout this lol out in person. My dedication is high

Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 August 2014 02:30 (eleven years ago)

when i went to blue lagoon there were like a million danes there filming what appeared to be the danish version of mtv's the grind? and singing soccer songs?

for an icelandic swimming hall counterpoint i highly highly recommend the sundholl behind hallgrimskirkja.

adam, Thursday, 7 August 2014 02:43 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuhBRVoIYAAqR3f.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 8 August 2014 16:05 (eleven years ago)

the blue lagoon was full of elderly italians when we were there

lxy, Friday, 8 August 2014 16:51 (eleven years ago)

http://diogowerner.tumblr.com/post/94746692863/office-safari-by-mike-ben

http://i.imgur.com/l0ELg1O.jpg

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Thursday, 14 August 2014 19:42 (eleven years ago)

i got fungus in my buttcrack and armpits from the blue lagoon

massaman gai, Friday, 15 August 2014 06:15 (eleven years ago)

whoa what how do you get fungus in yr buttcrack?!?!?

DERE is no DERE DERE (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 15 August 2014 20:15 (eleven years ago)

You've never had fungi in your buttcrack?

You are exactly why people root for the apes (Eric H.), Friday, 15 August 2014 20:19 (eleven years ago)

I know it's not THAT funny and everything, but it's for a good cause:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS6ysDFTbLU

StanM, Saturday, 16 August 2014 07:06 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukzb05muaJE

, Monday, 18 August 2014 12:36 (eleven years ago)

maybe he's gone wi-fi

Karl Malone, Monday, 18 August 2014 12:56 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY7gsUL9Xkk

͡ᵒಠಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠಠᵒ (am0n), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 19:07 (eleven years ago)

the fuck is going on in comments

goole, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 19:13 (eleven years ago)

this is so wonderful:

http://m.nashvillescene.com/nashvillecream/archives/2014/08/20/slideshow-sad-dads-at-one-direction

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Thursday, 21 August 2014 16:33 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/dfNc8Rb.jpg

ambient yacht god (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 21 August 2014 17:36 (eleven years ago)

this is so wonderful:

http://m.nashvillescene.com/nashvillecream/archives/2014/08/20/slideshow-sad-dads-at-one-direction

― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Thursday, August 21, 2014 4:33 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so good

slip jig (seandalai), Friday, 22 August 2014 07:53 (eleven years ago)

everyone looks pretty sad in those pics

odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Friday, 22 August 2014 16:16 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KA70MdITYu0

StanM, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 17:20 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC0usYZCaaA

am0n, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 18:59 (eleven years ago)

I'm so old, I remember Skaggs Alpha Beta.

pplains, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 21:34 (eleven years ago)

WE REALLY GOT DESIRE
KEEP ON GROWING INTO THE FUTURE
ALBERTSONNNNNNNNNNNNS

go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 23:49 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUW06zH19nA

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Thursday, 28 August 2014 20:11 (eleven years ago)

loool gary busey you big scene stealer

davey, Friday, 29 August 2014 11:21 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb_PmLs1Nvs

slam dunk, Saturday, 30 August 2014 01:02 (eleven years ago)

dear am0n

i've watched the albertsons video four times this week so far

it keeps getting better

stay cool

from del griffith

del griffith, Saturday, 30 August 2014 03:45 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDuBIPbu-2E

ambient yacht god (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 31 August 2014 12:30 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/g27mfmW.gif

, Monday, 1 September 2014 12:21 (eleven years ago)

that herzog bit is funny and also p affecting?

gbx, Tuesday, 2 September 2014 19:52 (eleven years ago)

You've seen Grizzly Man right gbx

, Tuesday, 2 September 2014 20:03 (eleven years ago)

i haven't

but i know what happens in that scene

gbx, Tuesday, 2 September 2014 20:16 (eleven years ago)

Aw you should

It's the one scene that I remember from the movie

, Tuesday, 2 September 2014 20:17 (eleven years ago)

Truth talk gbx, 'Damage controlz' seemed a stretch, just didn't know where else to put it.

ambient yacht god (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 2 September 2014 22:26 (eleven years ago)

Google Image Search: Renaissance Festival Centaur

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 September 2014 17:30 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/pyfvydB.gif
http://i.imgur.com/zGSKcsq.gif

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Friday, 5 September 2014 13:53 (eleven years ago)

That guy is like the Alice Cooper of ren faires in his ubiquity

odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Friday, 5 September 2014 14:12 (eleven years ago)

Albertson's song has been stuck in my head for a week.

how's life, Friday, 5 September 2014 17:11 (eleven years ago)

so sorry

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 September 2014 17:23 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/ZVgUNoE.gif

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Friday, 5 September 2014 17:40 (eleven years ago)

awesome

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 5 September 2014 17:43 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoB8t0B4jx4

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Friday, 5 September 2014 17:45 (eleven years ago)

!!!!!

StanM, Friday, 5 September 2014 17:52 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71swxdSzY1w

am0n, Monday, 8 September 2014 16:11 (eleven years ago)

idk man all those ppl seem p chill to me

gbx, Monday, 8 September 2014 18:07 (eleven years ago)

yeah nothing funny in that video. my bad!

am0n, Monday, 8 September 2014 18:39 (eleven years ago)

there isn't a single funny thing

gbx, Monday, 8 September 2014 18:40 (eleven years ago)

a million mutant monkeys making mutilation

mookieproof, Monday, 8 September 2014 19:16 (eleven years ago)

MrGraciela581 week ago
Love this video. Simple and at the same time, Powerful 

am0n, Monday, 8 September 2014 19:33 (eleven years ago)

I wonder how the lead singer explained his haircut when he interviewed for that part-time faculty support job

stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Monday, 8 September 2014 19:38 (eleven years ago)

I finally went back and watched the rest of that video and my first thought was "I wonder how many black friends these people have?"

stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 13:53 (eleven years ago)

these folks are not acquainted with the concept of shame

odd proggy geezer (Moodles), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 15:50 (eleven years ago)

brings to mind the classic puff puff give

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 16:24 (eleven years ago)

I guarantee that there are vegans and white supremacists in equal numbers in that Omnia video.

Three Word Username, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 16:43 (eleven years ago)

dreadlock soldier fighting for the earth

flatizza (harbl), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:02 (eleven years ago)

More mutant monkeys in these lyrics:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLZ_Zy1VhMI

Three Word Username, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 19:16 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxRFp3RCYAAslxo.jpg

goole, Thursday, 11 September 2014 17:06 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5_6c6xFbVs

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Thursday, 11 September 2014 17:19 (eleven years ago)

More mutant monkeys in these lyrics:
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, September 9, 2014 3:16 PM

the self-parody is 2 deep 4 me

am0n, Thursday, 11 September 2014 17:32 (eleven years ago)

Sarah! How are you? How's your boyfriend?
Betty! You know I don't have a boyfriend.
I know, but you will someday! Sorry. I ask too many personal questions.
I don't mind! Guess what? I just started a blog about life in Small Town.
Great! Do you write about me?
Of course! I have to write about our town's postmistress.
And the editor of our town newspaper!
That's right!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmzNh_d_6Mo

Karl Malone, Thursday, 11 September 2014 22:56 (eleven years ago)

spider dog is the best viral in like forever

imago, Thursday, 11 September 2014 23:03 (eleven years ago)

xp keep expecting one of them to tell the other her favorite gum is coming back in style

Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 12 September 2014 00:33 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/m4vkaLG.jpg

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Thursday, 18 September 2014 13:40 (eleven years ago)

wat

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 18 September 2014 17:20 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bx0FFksIMAAF9gO.jpg:small

goole, Thursday, 18 September 2014 22:12 (eleven years ago)

if you're gonna quit your gig at the deli market, that's the way to do it

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 September 2014 00:43 (eleven years ago)

whoa, the address!

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 September 2014 01:57 (eleven years ago)

77 content

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 19 September 2014 03:32 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ApwKs3eU9g

💻 👀 (am0n), Friday, 19 September 2014 15:25 (eleven years ago)

kinda like the last number on a love supreme

schlump, Friday, 19 September 2014 15:33 (eleven years ago)

along the same lines:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Vg2h_nW0bA

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 September 2014 15:40 (eleven years ago)

idgi

💻 👀 (am0n), Friday, 19 September 2014 18:44 (eleven years ago)

it's a drum solo based on a speech from edmund stoiber, a german politician

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 September 2014 19:35 (eleven years ago)

ok thought it was a viral i missed out on

💻 👀 (am0n), Friday, 19 September 2014 20:15 (eleven years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=BAfCES83uA4

Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 19 September 2014 20:18 (eleven years ago)

"it's like a city of polka dots"

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 September 2014 20:25 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBDxJwH-s48

, Friday, 19 September 2014 20:44 (eleven years ago)

Hahaha

ambient yacht god (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 19 September 2014 20:45 (eleven years ago)

flawless

💻 👀 (am0n), Friday, 19 September 2014 21:28 (eleven years ago)

that was brilliant

A college wearing a sweater that says “John Belushi” (stevie), Saturday, 20 September 2014 11:59 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYcSqIuqkz4

scott seward, Monday, 22 September 2014 14:48 (eleven years ago)

pardon for us

💻 👀 (am0n), Monday, 22 September 2014 15:09 (eleven years ago)

its all about those last ten seconds of subtle terrified chaos

A college wearing a sweater that says “John Belushi” (stevie), Monday, 22 September 2014 15:23 (eleven years ago)

wkiw

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 September 2014 15:28 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHfD3QYDUAI

, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 10:57 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Bp95u5r.gif

, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 23:20 (eleven years ago)

Took me a second.

a guy named Christian White who represents the typical white Christian (Eric H.), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 23:47 (eleven years ago)

frog tv is mesmerizing

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Thursday, 25 September 2014 00:09 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5ZLHnwVxuc

, Thursday, 25 September 2014 23:43 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sKdDyyanGk

schwantz, Friday, 26 September 2014 18:48 (eleven years ago)

what are they arguing about? is it wigglewam or is it waining?

Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 26 September 2014 21:39 (eleven years ago)

is it sprinkling or is it raining

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 26 September 2014 21:41 (eleven years ago)

Bthinkling!

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 26 September 2014 21:42 (eleven years ago)

That video just killed me this morning.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 26 September 2014 21:43 (eleven years ago)

In the middle where she says yes it is! does he say "no you're pretty!"

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 26 September 2014 21:44 (eleven years ago)

?

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 26 September 2014 21:45 (eleven years ago)

I think so.

schwantz, Friday, 26 September 2014 21:45 (eleven years ago)

:D

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 26 September 2014 21:47 (eleven years ago)

He says "No, you're pretty and you're not real, I'm real," and later "You poked my heart, you poked my heart," which seems cute now but don't be fooled this is a future MRA jackass in the making.

Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 26 September 2014 22:09 (eleven years ago)

those kids sound like cartoon winos

slam dunk, Saturday, 27 September 2014 03:01 (eleven years ago)

"You're not real, I'm real" is the best part. I wonder if he was mixing up 'real' and 'right'.

jmm, Saturday, 27 September 2014 03:05 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rHneJpFXSc

, Monday, 29 September 2014 11:50 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/0gvzFVP.png

definite classic, predicting a solid 8/10 from the p-fork boys (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 29 September 2014 12:20 (eleven years ago)

oh jeez.

how's life, Monday, 29 September 2014 12:21 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/qRbJ3qc.jpg

, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 12:06 (eleven years ago)

http://www.newyorker.com/books/page-turner/what-is-ebola

, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 13:39 (eleven years ago)

classing up the joint with some New Yorker links, I see

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 14:28 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1r58lLH06U

how's life, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 19:41 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEE8F0gvgJs

Eric H., Wednesday, 8 October 2014 19:51 (eleven years ago)

best youtube account

example (crüt), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 19:58 (eleven years ago)

yo

goole, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 20:00 (eleven years ago)

that is not how you pronounce zelienople, pennsylvania smh

mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 21:21 (eleven years ago)

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BziRZQ_CYAAx6OE.jpg

mookieproof, Thursday, 9 October 2014 21:36 (eleven years ago)

Kanye's autobiography?

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Thursday, 9 October 2014 21:40 (eleven years ago)

soundgarden bio

jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Friday, 10 October 2014 02:26 (eleven years ago)

passive aggressive notes

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 10 October 2014 02:30 (eleven years ago)

idgi :(

You've been yelped (stevie), Friday, 10 October 2014 09:30 (eleven years ago)

pua bio

kernel poo (am0n), Friday, 10 October 2014 15:15 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/NYefjil.jpg

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Friday, 10 October 2014 16:34 (eleven years ago)

sweet

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 13 October 2014 15:37 (eleven years ago)

good luck christianity

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 13 October 2014 15:44 (eleven years ago)

ohhhh lord 2pac big please talk to this circle cause they killing america

kernel poo (am0n), Monday, 13 October 2014 16:06 (eleven years ago)

https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob/status/522835690665807872

goole, Thursday, 16 October 2014 21:14 (eleven years ago)

http://www.avclub.com/article/experience-horror-90-solid-minutes-grateful-dead-t-210576?

schwantz, Friday, 17 October 2014 00:02 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/q3QN2Er.jpg

Karl Malone, Friday, 17 October 2014 00:30 (eleven years ago)

https://twitter.com/losfelizdaycare

Los Feliz Day Care @LosFelizDayCare · Aug 7
After many complaints, we put a trigger warning on the side of the nursery's jack-in-the-box so that it induces as little stress as possible

scott seward, Friday, 17 October 2014 16:37 (eleven years ago)

http://kottke.org/14/10/airbnbs-unfortunate-logo-characters

schwantz, Monday, 27 October 2014 19:27 (eleven years ago)

Las Vegas. Enjoy it while you can.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ44FLJA4Js&feature=share

andrew m., Tuesday, 28 October 2014 14:01 (eleven years ago)

Now I see that there's a (brief) thread on this auteur already. It's new to me.

andrew m., Tuesday, 28 October 2014 14:29 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/aMLRIfV.jpg

Guilty lols

, Thursday, 30 October 2014 12:40 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGl1rdlvN_k

http://i.imgur.com/sDQoWZ6.png

, Sunday, 2 November 2014 23:32 (eleven years ago)

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/genius-rigs-back-wiper-giant-nicolas-cage-gif.gif

Belami Young (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 19:01 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/6MsHnOA.gif

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 22:11 (eleven years ago)

waht

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 22:52 (eleven years ago)

Probably an ad for sanitary napkins or something.

StanM, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 04:17 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/O0Pyd5U.gif

, Friday, 7 November 2014 03:03 (eleven years ago)

is this on here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzdRQCnDBlw#t=615

scott seward, Friday, 7 November 2014 14:02 (eleven years ago)

http://www.oananews.org/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/MNA/public/photo/kofi_annan.jpg

"I only need these for a second"

joni mitchell jarre (dog latin), Friday, 7 November 2014 14:07 (eleven years ago)

you should only douse your succulents in wine once a month, tops.

andrew m., Friday, 7 November 2014 16:45 (eleven years ago)

http://31.media.tumblr.com/e6d7236a09860d653613dfd7488ea78b/tumblr_neng2lEg6e1qewacoo1_500.jpg

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 7 November 2014 19:52 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/6IXJisq.png

StanM, Monday, 10 November 2014 22:22 (eleven years ago)

heeee

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 03:24 (eleven years ago)

http://schadenfreezers.tumblr.com/

pplains, Friday, 14 November 2014 01:42 (eleven years ago)

i heartily lolled at more of those than i should've

So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 November 2014 01:54 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ2_q86KZRw

, Friday, 14 November 2014 12:25 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/vomrXCi.jpg

, Monday, 17 November 2014 12:34 (ten years ago)

lol please let that be real.

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Monday, 17 November 2014 13:00 (ten years ago)

now that's a time capsule

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 17 November 2014 13:10 (ten years ago)

:D

imago, Monday, 17 November 2014 13:11 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmpLZalaaGU

pplains, Friday, 21 November 2014 01:30 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/mxJwb0K.jpg

, Saturday, 22 November 2014 14:10 (ten years ago)

who's the sax player? that's an amazing photograph.

you fuck one chud... (stevie), Saturday, 22 November 2014 14:24 (ten years ago)

Google says it's Big Jay McNeely

The three white guys in the back are killing me

, Saturday, 22 November 2014 15:06 (ten years ago)

Big Jay McNeely

een, Saturday, 22 November 2014 15:08 (ten years ago)

those dudes are 100% big jazz boys. 龜 clearly a little jazz boy

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 22 November 2014 18:09 (ten years ago)

that is a colorized version of a p famous photo

http://www.jazzwax.com/2009/07/photostory4-jay-mcneely.html

✓ out this insane nakh yall (gr8080), Saturday, 22 November 2014 20:33 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVOZeT2W6Bo

Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 23 November 2014 17:02 (ten years ago)

pplains' russian video is like I Wanna Be Sedated.

put your money where the maracas are (how's life), Monday, 24 November 2014 17:50 (ten years ago)

That's what I thought too!

pplains, Monday, 24 November 2014 20:18 (ten years ago)

https://twitter.com/UltraMan7000/status/538565887314644992

proper maoist (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 29 November 2014 15:13 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/h77YPSo.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 7 December 2014 21:56 (ten years ago)

Brilliant, where's that from?

a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Sunday, 7 December 2014 23:10 (ten years ago)

^^ has me irl written all over it

a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Sunday, 7 December 2014 23:11 (ten years ago)

kid in front left is a fraud

kola superdeep borehole (harbl), Sunday, 7 December 2014 23:28 (ten years ago)

From a tumblr.

Reminds me of this one that was posted here somewhere awhile back.

http://i.imgur.com/MZuSmf5.jpg

pplains, Monday, 8 December 2014 00:28 (ten years ago)

i like the outlier best, the rest seem weirdly alien in this setting

a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 December 2014 00:46 (ten years ago)

Woah where are those from?

Nancy Whank (jed_), Monday, 8 December 2014 01:17 (ten years ago)

a tumblr post that's been reblogged to death so i can't say for sure who originally compiled them

gr8080, Monday, 8 December 2014 01:20 (ten years ago)

i feel like the man and woman at the rail stop has been posted on ilx before maybe

gr8080, Monday, 8 December 2014 01:22 (ten years ago)

last one is kind of unbelievable

a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 December 2014 02:22 (ten years ago)

or intentional

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 8 December 2014 02:53 (ten years ago)

Might be a neurological reason why it was the oldest one in the group whose painting of the wine glass was by far the most simplified.

Plasmon, Monday, 8 December 2014 03:31 (ten years ago)

might be on to something

http://i.imgur.com/MVDgCrM.jpg

pplains, Monday, 8 December 2014 03:49 (ten years ago)

also, woo pig sooie.

pplains, Monday, 8 December 2014 03:50 (ten years ago)

kinda lol but mostly sad

Plasmon, Monday, 8 December 2014 03:55 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFNPl95kEsQ

Hamhole and Fly Eyes (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 December 2014 18:38 (ten years ago)

reminds me of these classic dudes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWQvFmtmXc8

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 8 December 2014 19:01 (ten years ago)

why and how are those camels in that car? it has bothered me for years.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 8 December 2014 19:01 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/vXWxrVg.jpg

, Tuesday, 9 December 2014 13:26 (ten years ago)

viewers otm

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 9 December 2014 13:32 (ten years ago)

not mad, just disappointed

(曇り) (clouds), Tuesday, 9 December 2014 15:16 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqqOZPcfAIM

StanM, Tuesday, 9 December 2014 20:20 (ten years ago)

https://vine.co/v/h03FzurZYtd

mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 21:37 (ten years ago)

lol

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 21:51 (ten years ago)

THEY FLY @ U FACE

(曇り) (clouds), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 22:28 (ten years ago)

Vine clip

pplains, Thursday, 11 December 2014 02:01 (ten years ago)

http://www.computersincrisis.com/cookbook

a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 11 December 2014 02:05 (ten years ago)

I still have a canned ham in my pantry that my grandmother gave me for Christmas 1999 in advance of "P.T.Y."

pplains, Thursday, 11 December 2014 04:04 (ten years ago)

i wanna love you, P.T.Y.

(曇り) (clouds), Thursday, 11 December 2014 07:18 (ten years ago)

i love that they managed to spell 'millennium' incorrectly on the cover of this one:

http://static.squarespace.com/static/547e169be4b094c0028cd956/54866ee8e4b06c2e47c59199/54866eece4b085da9bfd4cbc/1418096366090/The+Millennium+Bug+-+Gateway+to+the+Cashless+Society+-+0384+Cover.jpg?format=1500w

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 11 December 2014 09:57 (ten years ago)

Weird dude energy

https://vine.co/v/ObLtjndw1Z1

, Thursday, 11 December 2014 12:53 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/yoye0QQ.jpg

(曇り) (clouds), Thursday, 11 December 2014 16:20 (ten years ago)

lol

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Thursday, 11 December 2014 16:26 (ten years ago)

hahahaha

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 11 December 2014 16:32 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/yvuwpLa.png

, Saturday, 13 December 2014 15:29 (ten years ago)

...mostly sad

Nixon head is essential. (stevie), Saturday, 13 December 2014 18:46 (ten years ago)

...because you know he spent a decent amount of time getting the baby to pose just-so

:(

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 14 December 2014 01:13 (ten years ago)

don't be alone in a room with uncle xxxx xxxxxx

(曇り) (clouds), Sunday, 14 December 2014 02:08 (ten years ago)

sad that baby's trying to suck on some pillow titty

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 14 December 2014 03:59 (ten years ago)

not the first to try, either

resting waterface (m bison), Sunday, 14 December 2014 04:10 (ten years ago)

http://jezebel.com/mom-calls-c-span-to-yell-at-her-arguing-pundit-sons-1671747153

, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 19:48 (ten years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbcrz5uyMT1rnygojo1_500.png

internet explorer (am0n), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 16:08 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw-z7GMX6XY

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 18 December 2014 12:23 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yrt9qkBQ2Q

llehctim INOJ (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 22 December 2014 21:50 (ten years ago)

oh god

languagelessness (mattresslessness), Monday, 22 December 2014 21:54 (ten years ago)

I watched it w/o audio; does the audio ruin it?

llehctim INOJ (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 22 December 2014 21:55 (ten years ago)

the audio is crucial imo

languagelessness (mattresslessness), Monday, 22 December 2014 21:56 (ten years ago)

otm

gr8080, Monday, 22 December 2014 21:57 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=446v4UFhr0c

a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Tuesday, 23 December 2014 11:04 (ten years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Byvo0ZTIIAEQelt.jpg:large

deej loaf (D-40), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 22:11 (ten years ago)

https://38.media.tumblr.com/0dd1e925ac06e979d5b978536ccf1259/tumblr_nh1q1o1sjV1sn5m44o2_500.gif

languagelessness (mattresslessness), Thursday, 25 December 2014 03:25 (ten years ago)

kinda sad, mostly lol:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/pictured-awful-christmas-attraction-closes-4796021

man alive, Thursday, 25 December 2014 05:12 (ten years ago)

lol :-/

http://www.yorkshiresmagicalwinterland.co.uk

gr8080, Thursday, 25 December 2014 14:12 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCgV-FnEcGQ

, Thursday, 25 December 2014 17:10 (ten years ago)

https://vine.co/v/O1hHaq95qM0

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 29 December 2014 23:50 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/51uRCCf.jpg

gr8080, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 13:15 (ten years ago)

i love that they just cartoonishly keep their salt loose in a big room

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 16:14 (ten years ago)

i'm not 100% sure but i think that's all salt for trucks to dispense on streets and highways when it gets icy

gr8080, Wednesday, 31 December 2014 16:21 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/2dvEDJc.jpg

wwhy shrek is piss (am0n), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 19:00 (ten years ago)

lool

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 21:15 (ten years ago)

you're shitting me!

goole, Thursday, 1 January 2015 00:53 (ten years ago)

poop dreams

joygoat, Thursday, 1 January 2015 06:28 (ten years ago)

lol

$80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 January 2015 13:20 (ten years ago)

good

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 1 January 2015 16:35 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/wPYdReu.jpg

, Friday, 2 January 2015 02:48 (ten years ago)

His twitter feed is that of a man slowly crumbling https://twitter.com/turdsonnews

, Friday, 2 January 2015 02:48 (ten years ago)

i'm lolling way too hard abt bofa deez nuts

Fuck is wrong with that guy anyway? It's not like he shat on the pitch or anything.

a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Friday, 2 January 2015 03:16 (ten years ago)

fake.

gr8080, Friday, 2 January 2015 03:17 (ten years ago)

Do you have proof

, Friday, 2 January 2015 03:21 (ten years ago)

@TheWillieCoxJr stay strong Mr. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v1/72x72/1f4a9.pngson!

a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Friday, 2 January 2015 03:25 (ten years ago)

I know it's suspicious to be a Motherwell suporter gr8080, but

a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Friday, 2 January 2015 03:26 (ten years ago)

Ok, tineye says the profile pic is fake; or rather, not who he claims to be tbh. Point for gr8080

a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Friday, 2 January 2015 03:28 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/JwcBAu7.jpg

a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Friday, 2 January 2015 13:57 (ten years ago)

kind of lol mostly sad

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 2 January 2015 15:29 (ten years ago)

It took me a few seconds there to realize I wasn't supposed to be lolling at Bono never being able to play the guitar again.

Eric H., Friday, 2 January 2015 15:44 (ten years ago)

same

♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Friday, 2 January 2015 15:53 (ten years ago)

i guess it's kind of mean but if i heard news that his vocal cords had been ripped out and he could never sing again...it would be a tough decision about which thread it belonged in

♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Friday, 2 January 2015 15:59 (ten years ago)

ULTIMATE ILX INSULT

♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Friday, 2 January 2015 15:59 (ten years ago)

that sounds horrible, i wouldn't wish that on anyone.

mister brevis (clouds), Friday, 2 January 2015 16:21 (ten years ago)

bono/u2 hatred is like the young'in version of old dudes on prog or classical music forums complaining about lady gaga or britney spears. who gives a shit?

mister brevis (clouds), Friday, 2 January 2015 16:24 (ten years ago)

^^ 't was about the way the news article was cut off, clouds, not bono breaking his arm or w/e -_-

a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Friday, 2 January 2015 16:26 (ten years ago)

lol missed that, apols

mister brevis (clouds), Friday, 2 January 2015 16:29 (ten years ago)

nbd <3

a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Friday, 2 January 2015 16:30 (ten years ago)

But will Bono ever again eat the booty?

, Friday, 2 January 2015 16:38 (ten years ago)

Constantly.

Eric H., Friday, 2 January 2015 16:39 (ten years ago)

It's a booty-ful day.

Eric H., Friday, 2 January 2015 16:39 (ten years ago)

i can't live
with or without boo(ty)

y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 2 January 2015 16:53 (ten years ago)

UNO
DOS
TRES
EAT BOOTY

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 2 January 2015 17:04 (ten years ago)

i like how toilet baller is in the triple threat position, anticipating some tight d

rip van wanko, Friday, 2 January 2015 17:10 (ten years ago)

hes rly taking it 2 tha hole

wwhy shrek is piss (am0n), Friday, 2 January 2015 19:20 (ten years ago)

https://vine.co/v/OwlizHpAtZM

slam dunk, Friday, 2 January 2015 22:01 (ten years ago)

http://belfiestick.com/

http://i.imgur.com/92qjk6K.jpg

♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 7 January 2015 23:01 (ten years ago)

41st century archeologists are never ever gonna solve this one

Gombeen Dance Band (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 January 2015 23:15 (ten years ago)

lol

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 23:58 (ten years ago)

Contemporary archaeologists probably couldn't figure it out either!

♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Thursday, 8 January 2015 00:08 (ten years ago)

"why did someone bury this belfie stick box near these dinosaur bones? does anyone want this"

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 8 January 2015 10:11 (ten years ago)

http://cdn0.dailydot.com/uploaded/images/original/2015/1/8/Corgi_10.jpg

this is killing me

y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 9 January 2015 16:17 (ten years ago)

:D

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 9 January 2015 16:54 (ten years ago)

8 þ

y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 9 January 2015 18:01 (ten years ago)

this is amazing, when is it from?

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 12 January 2015 00:38 (ten years ago)

1970.

scott seward, Monday, 12 January 2015 00:39 (ten years ago)

https://vine.co/v/OpTDuF3tihx

, Monday, 12 January 2015 02:08 (ten years ago)

Sugar Information

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 12 January 2015 17:45 (ten years ago)

WTH is the woman in the photo even doing with that straw? And is she supposed to look like a middle aged Ronald McDonald?

Smoothie Operator (Old Lunch), Monday, 12 January 2015 17:55 (ten years ago)

https://vine.co/v/Oq9p37rOuT6

gr8080, Monday, 12 January 2015 19:15 (ten years ago)

https://vine.co/v/OpTDuF3tihx
― 龜, Sunday, January 11, 2015 9:08 PM

"sometimes i wish my nose wasn't a dick"

wwhy shrek is piss (am0n), Monday, 12 January 2015 20:12 (ten years ago)

https://vine.co/v/Oq9p37rOuT6

― gr8080, Monday, January 12, 2015 1:15 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg

gbx, Monday, 12 January 2015 23:17 (ten years ago)

https://vine.co/v/OdP93dL0BHE

, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 12:47 (ten years ago)

https://vine.co/v/Oq9p37rOuT6

― gr8080, Monday, January 12, 2015 1:15 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this looks staged to me, but still funny

walid foster dulles (man alive), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 14:46 (ten years ago)

http://skaorimprov.tumblr.com/

h/t latebloomer

, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 22:43 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/VsBWUVc.gif

pplains, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 03:02 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/h8ePshD.jpg

iggwilv azaelea (sanskrit), Thursday, 15 January 2015 16:26 (ten years ago)

https://twitter.com/PornComnents

a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Friday, 16 January 2015 15:16 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/nr6XKVY.jpg

StanM, Friday, 16 January 2015 18:52 (ten years ago)

as a cost savings, lots of commercial broth is made by throwing a bunch of hot pockets in a toilet
― Wu-Tang Clannad (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, January 16, 2015 4:10 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/7ZdVZ.gif

― global tetrahedron, Friday, January 16, 2015 5:08 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

languagelessness (mattresslessness), Saturday, 17 January 2015 00:15 (ten years ago)

http://i57.tinypic.com/jv3ewh.png

theremaster (sleepingbag), Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:33 (ten years ago)

https://vine.co/v/OJ5T60l3Wqz

, Sunday, 18 January 2015 12:49 (ten years ago)

http://31.media.tumblr.com/d1846c19e1e4842521495627ae030f04/tumblr_nh0nhrMDA21qdlh1io1_400.gif

not really lolz, but oddly hypnotizing

mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 20:22 (ten years ago)

wau

walid foster dulles (man alive), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 20:25 (ten years ago)

shotgun passenger's launchpath is really something

Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 20:36 (ten years ago)

Reminds me of

http://i.imgur.com/fjvHvp2.gif

pplains, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 21:24 (ten years ago)

http://madison.craigslist.org/zip/4851863148.html

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Wednesday, 21 January 2015 01:33 (ten years ago)

http://kwgn.com/2015/01/22/mother-outraged-after-spotting-satanic-symbol-in-school-bus-brake-lights/

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 23 January 2015 01:40 (ten years ago)

“Would we allow a swastika, for instance, to be on the back of the bus?” said the mother.

Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Friday, 23 January 2015 02:35 (ten years ago)

that wiccan lady seems chill

gr8080, Friday, 23 January 2015 02:36 (ten years ago)

Should be glad she doesn't live in

http://www.masonicgavels.com/Graphics/Texas%20Lone%20Star%20Logo.jpg

pplains, Friday, 23 January 2015 02:36 (ten years ago)

as should anyone, tbh

pplains, Friday, 23 January 2015 02:37 (ten years ago)

http://209.160.28.41/ds_img_direct.php?i=dallascowbo_10.jpg&t=8&d=dt2gulzj2m&x=360&y=480&l1=816&l2=399

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 23 January 2015 02:38 (ten years ago)

grim reapahhhh burbubbububhrurrrrrrrrr

Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Friday, 23 January 2015 02:38 (ten years ago)

"how'd ya do that with your fingers there"

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 23 January 2015 02:49 (ten years ago)

"That's not the shocker, dear."

StanM, Friday, 23 January 2015 05:02 (ten years ago)

that's the devastator

♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Friday, 23 January 2015 05:10 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEG-ly9tQGk

||||||||, Friday, 23 January 2015 20:21 (ten years ago)

i love that guy

Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Friday, 23 January 2015 20:31 (ten years ago)

10/10

gr8080, Friday, 23 January 2015 23:39 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MI-_jWAmlE

pplains, Monday, 26 January 2015 01:20 (ten years ago)

they should do a shreds of that one where he demolishes it

Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Monday, 26 January 2015 05:27 (ten years ago)

And that goes for your other pokemons as well. You named your zubat bluebatty and your turtwig greenturty and you say my names are stupid well at least I am creative

Punny Names (latebloomer), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 07:59 (ten years ago)

I'm giving you one last chace, either trade my psyduck back or you can say goodbye to your duskull FOREVER.

I'M SERIOUS I'M GOING TO RELEASE IT IF YOU DONT TRADE ME MY YELLOWDUCKY BACK.

Punny Names (latebloomer), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 08:01 (ten years ago)

heh. thread's worth reading.

how's life, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 09:36 (ten years ago)

prisoner of war!

StanM, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 11:45 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/CexWfz0.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/uajEqBk.jpg

, Thursday, 29 January 2015 12:44 (ten years ago)

amazing

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 29 January 2015 13:26 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/j4uowtE.jpg

am0n, Thursday, 29 January 2015 15:41 (ten years ago)

lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 29 January 2015 16:54 (ten years ago)

https://mobile.twitter.com/nihilist_arbys

scott seward, Thursday, 29 January 2015 20:22 (ten years ago)

ok go here:

http://forecast.weather.gov/product.php?site=BOX&issuedby=BOX&product=AFD&format=CI&version=1&glossary=1&highlight=off

ctrl-f for "drifter"

lol

goole, Friday, 30 January 2015 21:34 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/PykyTS0.gif

StanM, Saturday, 31 January 2015 04:25 (ten years ago)

stanm irl

mookieproof, Saturday, 31 January 2015 04:27 (ten years ago)

http://forecast.weather.gov/product.php?site=BOX&issuedby=BOX&product=AFD&format=CI&version=1&glossary=1&highlight=off

No "drifter" on the page. What was it?

Je55e, Sunday, 1 February 2015 22:16 (ten years ago)

somebody did a weather nerd take on "Here I Go Again"

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 1 February 2015 23:16 (ten years ago)

yeah

goole, Monday, 2 February 2015 18:09 (ten years ago)

ftr

National Weather Service bulletins of note

languagelessness (mattresslessness), Monday, 2 February 2015 18:12 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/SXP5nfQ.gifv

am0n, Monday, 2 February 2015 20:26 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/SXP5nfQ.gifv

am0n, Monday, 2 February 2015 20:27 (ten years ago)

wha

elouise (anky), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 06:47 (ten years ago)

from superbowl

am0n, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 15:47 (ten years ago)

they really advertised pornhub on the superbowl?

walid foster dulles (man alive), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 15:53 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDwRN2GBUj8

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 16:12 (ten years ago)

Not All Men

languagelessness (mattresslessness), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 16:15 (ten years ago)

heh.

how's life, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 16:22 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVN4PRLrpsA&sns=em

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 23:45 (ten years ago)

i swear i saw this when the RT count was two digits

https://twitter.com/shelbyfero/status/561976412748255234

(pleasedontbeahoax pleasedontbeahoax pleasedontbeahoax)

goole, Thursday, 5 February 2015 22:11 (ten years ago)

http://deadspin.com/the-real-purpose-of-vine-owning-your-sister-at-mini-st-1684030828

mookieproof, Thursday, 5 February 2015 22:20 (ten years ago)

lmao

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 5 February 2015 22:38 (ten years ago)

Love it

andrew m., Friday, 6 February 2015 15:43 (ten years ago)

Gabi is dark.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Friday, 6 February 2015 20:50 (ten years ago)

http://imgur.com/gallery/kqRNO6M

scott seward, Friday, 6 February 2015 21:13 (ten years ago)

i lol'd at that today too

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 February 2015 21:28 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F0Mer4kDDY

gr8080, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 21:14 (ten years ago)

:????

scott seward, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 21:19 (ten years ago)

:}}}}}

scott seward, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 21:19 (ten years ago)

That was dark!

schwantz, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 21:19 (ten years ago)

they're all so mesmerizingly attractive when not speaking

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 21:27 (ten years ago)

can't

goole, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 21:36 (ten years ago)

they're all so mesmerizingly attractive when not speaking

― mattresslessness, Wednesday, February 11, 2015 3:27 PM (13 minutes ago)

the daughter looks exactly like her parents too, in an uncommonly jarring way

gr8080, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 21:41 (ten years ago)

dr phil looks like a cross between a muppet and kelsey grammer

a cake of three ingredients (stevie), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 23:39 (ten years ago)

Need am0n to comment

, Thursday, 12 February 2015 00:11 (ten years ago)

the errant cough becomes so meaningful

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 February 2015 00:25 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/BkkY31Q.jpg

, Sunday, 15 February 2015 19:30 (ten years ago)

Lmaoooooo

brosario nawson (m bison), Sunday, 15 February 2015 19:31 (ten years ago)

idgi?

goole, Monday, 16 February 2015 18:56 (ten years ago)

something has gone a little wrong with the way that picture has been hung

Keith Moom (Neil S), Monday, 16 February 2015 18:58 (ten years ago)

ohhh

goole, Monday, 16 February 2015 19:03 (ten years ago)

It may help to play this while looking at the picture: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9vrfEoc8_g

Three Word Username, Monday, 16 February 2015 20:48 (ten years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/8oewHKo.gif

Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 16 February 2015 22:08 (ten years ago)

irl lol

english fatuus (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 February 2015 22:10 (ten years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/B9-DfF3CIAAo2td.mp4

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 15:15 (ten years ago)

:(

https://twitter.com/blprnt/status/568065380083769345

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 15:16 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Ir29GFl.gif

, Friday, 20 February 2015 13:24 (ten years ago)

hiyooooooooo

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 20 February 2015 14:09 (ten years ago)

he did catch the ball tbf

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 20 February 2015 14:10 (ten years ago)

interviewer --> ws hall of shame

Eric H., Friday, 20 February 2015 14:14 (ten years ago)

omg not funny biggest fearrrrrrrr

brosario nawson (m bison), Saturday, 21 February 2015 00:11 (ten years ago)

baby's first backflip

hammer smashed nagls (mattresslessness), Saturday, 21 February 2015 00:13 (ten years ago)

it's a bouncing baby boy

Aimless, Saturday, 21 February 2015 00:56 (ten years ago)

The best part of that is the split second btw the ball and the drop where you know he's thinking "I'm a good dad, a protective dad..."

walid foster dulles (man alive), Saturday, 21 February 2015 02:23 (ten years ago)

nah its the impact

local eire man (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 February 2015 02:24 (ten years ago)

I only posted that to get Darragh to comment. Now I feel complete

, Saturday, 21 February 2015 02:33 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/5KbLMBO.gif

, Saturday, 21 February 2015 18:58 (ten years ago)

i feel like those guys should be able to easily scale the wall without any assistance whatsoever

Karl Malone, Saturday, 21 February 2015 19:12 (ten years ago)

you construct elaborate rituals to touch etc etc

goole, Saturday, 21 February 2015 19:17 (ten years ago)

you have to love rituals that involve thrusting the head of a body through someone's upper legs from behind, locked into formation with a squeeze of the thighs

Karl Malone, Saturday, 21 February 2015 19:31 (ten years ago)

shit i thought this was the literotica.com/paramilitary thread, sorry about that

Karl Malone, Saturday, 21 February 2015 19:33 (ten years ago)

I've made that mistake many a time :\

, Saturday, 21 February 2015 20:14 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A4faLHDx_U

thrifty grades of pay (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 22 February 2015 03:38 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkKzH3euwf4

StanM, Sunday, 22 February 2015 19:29 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Wt6kZUICo0

pplains, Monday, 23 February 2015 05:15 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw5vcUPyL90

schwantz, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 21:53 (ten years ago)

http://www.amazon.com/Dawn-Cusick-Scoop-Animal-Puke/dp/B00RWSKY0E

goole, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 22:06 (ten years ago)

what the heck with that power rangers thing, i need to watch that in entirety

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 00:02 (ten years ago)

somehow i had no idea that shankar guy was doing these vanity projects

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 00:04 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/n7t6nki.gifv

ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ (am0n), Thursday, 26 February 2015 19:16 (ten years ago)

just wanna ride in my reichcycle

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 February 2015 20:55 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/vsE9Fgp.jpg

, Saturday, 28 February 2015 14:14 (ten years ago)

would read

don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Monday, 2 March 2015 22:24 (ten years ago)

pretty sure that was an interview he did back in the 70s

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Monday, 2 March 2015 22:42 (ten years ago)

http://toronto.craigslist.ca/tor/wrg/4917981503.html

scott seward, Thursday, 5 March 2015 17:30 (ten years ago)

*ideates furiously*

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 March 2015 17:40 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/ZC10Xiw.jpg

, Monday, 9 March 2015 12:26 (ten years ago)

thats the best thing ever

Steph def def (Spottie), Monday, 9 March 2015 16:28 (ten years ago)

http://dangerousminds.net/content/uploads/images/khjkshdfhsdfsdf8888sdf.jpg

scott seward, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 19:01 (ten years ago)

all-time.

how's life, Thursday, 12 March 2015 13:25 (ten years ago)

but did it work?

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 12 March 2015 13:30 (ten years ago)

AWESOME

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 March 2015 16:19 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOkeMKPqxWo

, Sunday, 15 March 2015 11:50 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/AAHMZdS.gif

, Monday, 16 March 2015 00:00 (ten years ago)

just to be really predictable i made a looping version

http://38.media.tumblr.com/b59c134c515fb9a04b4d170bfcac25fb/tumblr_nla7rkXJY21qdmmiqo1_400.gif

who is dankey kang (Karl Malone), Monday, 16 March 2015 02:03 (ten years ago)

ty

gbx, Monday, 16 March 2015 03:42 (ten years ago)

V impressive job w the headlight reflection

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 16 March 2015 04:57 (ten years ago)

http://www.rense.com/1.bronats/plottomakeamericagay.jpg

Infostealer.Steamfishi (am0n), Monday, 16 March 2015 18:44 (ten years ago)

i keep clicking, nothing's happening

goddamn NSA

^^^ NOT METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 16 March 2015 18:53 (ten years ago)

The Plot To Make
Click America Gay

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 March 2015 19:30 (ten years ago)

The Plot To Make
Old Woman Click America Gay

Infostealer.Steamfishi (am0n), Monday, 16 March 2015 21:18 (ten years ago)

it looks like she burped the word "click"

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 16 March 2015 21:21 (ten years ago)

http://stoprobotabuse.com/

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 20:59 (ten years ago)

I love robot abuse videos

Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 19 March 2015 13:05 (ten years ago)

Some of those robot legs are seriously creepy uncanny valley territory.

jmm, Thursday, 19 March 2015 13:46 (ten years ago)

The last set really makes me feel like I'm watching Mummenschanz.

a cocoanut rink (how's life), Thursday, 19 March 2015 13:49 (ten years ago)

I know it's buzzfeed but lol anyway

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/how-i-became-a-minor-celebrity-in-china-after-my

StanM, Thursday, 19 March 2015 16:27 (ten years ago)

the future is fucking weird

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 March 2015 16:38 (ten years ago)

Now all Chinese know your story. We are helping you.

Infostealer.Steamfishi (am0n), Thursday, 19 March 2015 16:43 (ten years ago)

did he get his phone back?

bollnality of weevil (brownie), Thursday, 19 March 2015 16:44 (ten years ago)

it was at the bottom of a mudbath

who is dankey kang (Karl Malone), Thursday, 19 March 2015 16:44 (ten years ago)

It's like the dullest version of a William Gibson story you could imagine.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 19 March 2015 16:48 (ten years ago)

this sums up my reaction

http://oi62.tinypic.com/346nblz.jpg

Infostealer.Steamfishi (am0n), Thursday, 19 March 2015 16:55 (ten years ago)

We should have that on ILX! (where's that "your bad ideas" thread again?)

StanM, Thursday, 19 March 2015 16:58 (ten years ago)

thats amazing

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 19 March 2015 20:00 (ten years ago)

is "yaaass" an internet thing? am i officially old now?

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 March 2015 20:06 (ten years ago)

isn't yaaas a broad city thing

polyphonic, Thursday, 19 March 2015 20:08 (ten years ago)

i think ppl just really love pilfering black and/or queer culture(s)

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 19 March 2015 20:09 (ten years ago)

def predates broad city

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 19 March 2015 20:10 (ten years ago)

i think you're otm stevie, just wondering if people were using it as internet shorthand and a quick and tremendously ugly google image search suggests uh, yes.

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 March 2015 20:13 (ten years ago)

seems like three a, three s is the accepted form

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 March 2015 20:15 (ten years ago)

http://img.rt.com/files/art-and-culture/news/sherlock-holmes-pipe-stolen-111/kinopoiskru-image.si.jpg

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 March 2015 20:15 (ten years ago)

https://soundcloud.com/youngmoneydotcom/yasss-bitch-ft-soulja-boy

, Thursday, 19 March 2015 21:26 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gt967vogqMA

Infostealer.Steamfishi (am0n), Thursday, 19 March 2015 22:00 (ten years ago)

dude realises his covers blown and goes all in, respectable

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 March 2015 22:04 (ten years ago)

hahaha oooooooops..........

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/03/joyful-white-guys-finish-ahead-of-struggling-woman-and-black-man-in-this-universitys-catalog/

scott seward, Friday, 20 March 2015 15:45 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50mtASxdnow

StanM, Saturday, 21 March 2015 23:19 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/q7TgFbp.gif

, Monday, 23 March 2015 13:09 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohmhZVjaqQo&list=RDGqdrnhS9BRo&index=5

tayto fan (Michael B), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 17:19 (ten years ago)

shit wrong link

https://youtu.be/ohmhZVjaqQo?list=RDGqdrnhS9BRo

tayto fan (Michael B), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 17:20 (ten years ago)

lol

Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 14:20 (ten years ago)

oops wrong thread

gr8080, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 14:53 (ten years ago)

Those are amazing~!

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 16:23 (ten years ago)

follow the photo-breezing thread!

gr8080, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 16:43 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcA6UNcm6ic

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 29 March 2015 03:22 (ten years ago)

https://vine.co/v/Oea5UnX5LY5

, Sunday, 29 March 2015 12:21 (ten years ago)

Sorry Stevie, hadn't seen your post when I linked the doug thing on the pugs thread

StanM, Sunday, 29 March 2015 13:10 (ten years ago)

No no plz by al means spread the pug

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 29 March 2015 13:39 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Puir8GQ.jpg

, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 12:15 (ten years ago)

Buscemi and Jolie, apparently. But who the fuck cares about either one of them?

Aimless, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 16:55 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imtLQS2W7CA

, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 19:45 (ten years ago)

http://www.flags-and-anthems.com/images/flags/flag-florida-wehende-flagge-18x27.gif

pplains, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 19:56 (ten years ago)

omg that is so not okay

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 20:52 (ten years ago)

aimless what is yr opinion on celebs who are "famous for being famous" i'm curious

clouds, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 21:00 (ten years ago)

^^^ reminiscent of high school when someone would innocently ask that one substitute teacher how he felt about labor unions

mookieproof, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 21:49 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/zfEsG0z.jpg

, Thursday, 2 April 2015 19:28 (ten years ago)

lol

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 2 April 2015 20:11 (ten years ago)

his face tho

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 2 April 2015 20:11 (ten years ago)

LOL. Good shop but the shadow to the left of his hand is kind of a tell.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 2 April 2015 21:50 (ten years ago)

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/i_hate_lucy

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 4 April 2015 05:25 (ten years ago)

https://twitter.com/sexxxypeter (sfw)

pplains, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 01:27 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF4TTPXu9r0

clouds, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 04:11 (ten years ago)

About 1.23 is a good place to start there and then get some dramamine.

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 April 2015 05:11 (ten years ago)

i would say that was the most discouraging thing i've ever seen to prevent me from skydiving

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 April 2015 05:12 (ten years ago)

Ending was disappointing.

(I was expecting a cow.)

pplains, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 13:30 (ten years ago)

tears emoji tears emoji tears emoji

goole, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 21:27 (ten years ago)

haahaha

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 7 April 2015 21:46 (ten years ago)

LOL! Srsly giggling at work.

schwantz, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 00:25 (ten years ago)

aimless what is yr opinion on celebs who are "famous for being famous" i'm curious

I presume you are referring to such people as Paris the Hilton and the Kardashian Accumulation. They exist and therefore must be recognized. They help to fill the empty hours of shut-ins and assorted gapers. Beyond that, they're nothing special.

Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 00:35 (ten years ago)

http://www.playboy.com/articles/tunnels-to-celebrity-homes-playboy-mansion

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 01:23 (ten years ago)

aimless fearlessly trenchant rn

adam, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 01:26 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/DpO1bjm.gif

clouds, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 04:09 (ten years ago)

adam what is yr opinion on celebs who are "famous for being famous" i'm curious

Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:56 (ten years ago)

https://twitter.com/thedavidcrosby/status/580813732055371776

gr8080, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 19:17 (ten years ago)

oops i meant to link this one

https://twitter.com/thedavidcrosby/status/577596712295882752

gr8080, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 19:22 (ten years ago)

haha

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 19:26 (ten years ago)

http://uproxx.com/tv/2015/04/silicon-valley-dick-joke-oral-history/

schwantz, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 22:15 (ten years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?t=167&v=mGcHNnI2mh4

scott seward, Thursday, 9 April 2015 13:05 (ten years ago)

https://vine.co/v/eBg13nzYEvZ

, Friday, 10 April 2015 02:18 (ten years ago)

https://vine.co/v/OFqOTEnBFAV

gr8080, Friday, 10 April 2015 10:54 (ten years ago)

fuuuuuuuck

gr8080, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:24 (ten years ago)

goddam

goole, Friday, 10 April 2015 19:52 (ten years ago)

https://vine.co/v/Ol1T7phWF0I

, Sunday, 12 April 2015 13:57 (ten years ago)

is it bcz yr haole

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 12 April 2015 14:20 (ten years ago)

everything I do, I do as a haole

Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Sunday, 12 April 2015 17:01 (ten years ago)

lol whoops wrong thread

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 12 April 2015 17:40 (ten years ago)

thought you were talking about the pelican; wonderful thread mislocation

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 01:36 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/uye8V4B.jpg

, Monday, 13 April 2015 01:43 (ten years ago)

i'm missing the lol? unless it's just the marketing and i'm too jaded to care.

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 01:46 (ten years ago)

http://www.metrolyrics.com/mambo-number-5-lyrics-lou-bega.html

1staethyr, Monday, 13 April 2015 01:54 (ten years ago)

Aw you told him

I was hoping like 5 months from now forks would be in the shower or the car or something and all of a sudden be like "OHHHH THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS"

, Monday, 13 April 2015 01:55 (ten years ago)

i um never really heard mambo #5 and it took your follow up post for me to figure out the lyrics and the pic were related

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 02:01 (ten years ago)

i mean, i can recognize it when i hear it but i wasn't listening to pop radio in '99 i guess and have somehow mostly avoided it without really meaning to.

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 02:02 (ten years ago)

Cool dude I accept the fact that you don't own a TV and I respect you for that

, Monday, 13 April 2015 02:05 (ten years ago)

lol

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 13 April 2015 02:28 (ten years ago)

i own four tvs but i was completely broke and working at a salvation army in 99 so minimal media exposure at the time

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 02:43 (ten years ago)

sorry, meant to say: i own fourteen tvs

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 02:43 (ten years ago)

i am actually posting from a tv right now

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 02:43 (ten years ago)

How do you have WebTV but not know Mamba #5

pplains, Monday, 13 April 2015 03:01 (ten years ago)

i haven't got around to getting napster yet

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 03:08 (ten years ago)

I can't prove it but feel fairly certain that in 2002 a bar in Chicago played Mambo #5 repeatedly in an effort to get me and my party to leave.

joygoat, Monday, 13 April 2015 04:27 (ten years ago)

did it work?

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 13 April 2015 08:45 (ten years ago)

We eventually left but not til it had played at least five times, so kind of a stalemate.

joygoat, Monday, 13 April 2015 18:07 (ten years ago)

http://www.mandatory.com/2015/04/13/the-laker-girls-did-a-lunch-date-with-fans-and-the-pictures-are/

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 23:48 (ten years ago)

OMG that is a murderers row.

schwantz, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 23:52 (ten years ago)

so lol much funny
http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/4108ca2aa97e021ea5490ec2f8edcde6/201809294/17.jpg

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 00:21 (ten years ago)

Carl's Jr marketing is so much different from Hardee's.

pplains, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 00:25 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t-iFr9q1I8

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 04:02 (ten years ago)

omg

And let’s say a new Hozier comes along, and Spotify outbids you (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 05:06 (ten years ago)

finally someone watched that through all the way! i'd been saying!

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 05:17 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/3aOfEx0.jpg

, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 11:06 (ten years ago)

*guesses*

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 11:55 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x4bfHllX2A

am0n, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 14:48 (ten years ago)

lmfao

diamonddave85​ (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 15:00 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/GBMwi8g.png

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 16:28 (ten years ago)

https://vine.co/v/OEZ6mg32MQt

am0n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 18:56 (ten years ago)

why?

Keith Moom (Neil S), Thursday, 16 April 2015 18:58 (ten years ago)

whah

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 17 April 2015 12:47 (ten years ago)

that looks scarily like my brother

truvada mangano (clouds), Sunday, 19 April 2015 04:00 (ten years ago)

i don't have much of an issue with most benign modern slang but chill/unchill is my official first self-acknowledged grumpy old man shakes fist at cloud computing moment

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:08 (ten years ago)

wait - that's not a new thing. I feel like that's super old! The terms I mean.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:17 (ten years ago)

i mean the recent interwebs resurrection of categorizing everything as chill/unchill or "so unchill" as a pseudo-doge dismissal
it's going through a moment

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:21 (ten years ago)

https://medium.com/matter/against-chill-930dfb60a577

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:21 (ten years ago)

Damn forks has no chill

, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:42 (ten years ago)

posts that are preordained

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:52 (ten years ago)

http://www.drugpolicy.org/realistic-marijuana-user-stock-images?keys=recreational

goole, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:14 (ten years ago)

http://www.drugpolicy.org/photo-library/older-female-vaping-marijuana-and-knitting

goole, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:16 (ten years ago)

http://www.drugpolicy.org/sites/default/files/images/stock_photos/group-adults-marijuana-watching-movie_7515.jpg

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:44 (ten years ago)

xpost to people who have figured out how to live

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:45 (ten years ago)

I guarantee some idealistic writer is going to give cancer to the man on the left.

pplains, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:47 (ten years ago)

meticulous couch with those snacks and that crew seems kind of impossible

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:49 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Twg1C3Bl.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:58 (ten years ago)

"i don't know why but jenga... i mean think about that word, jenga... it's so goddamn funny, JENGA"

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 22:02 (ten years ago)

http://www.drugpolicy.org/sites/default/files/images/stock_photos/group-adults-marijuana-watching-movie_7515.jpg

curtains closed - paranoid much?

NotKnowPotato (stevie), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 22:02 (ten years ago)

is drinking ice water out of jars a thing now

drash, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 22:05 (ten years ago)

Cottonmouth buddy

, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 22:06 (ten years ago)

(and i made do with lukewarm plastic bottle)

excellent idea, will adopt

drash, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 22:41 (ten years ago)

Diverse group of adult women shooting heroin at a bbq

example (crüt), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 22:57 (ten years ago)

The oughts end some time around mid-2012 with the eventual demise of dubstep.

― but then again, who really cares? I don’t. (dog latin)

the late great, Thursday, 23 April 2015 05:51 (ten years ago)

man

https://twitter.com/jayxxx1

goole, Thursday, 23 April 2015 20:21 (ten years ago)

JAY BUKARTEK @JAYXXX1 · Apr 20
HOW ABOUT JAYS IDEA 4 CHIPS IN A BOTTLE THAT U CAN EAT AND NO MORE RED ON HANDS FROM HOT CHIPS LET JAY KNOW IF U LIKE 2 INVEST IN IT

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 April 2015 20:23 (ten years ago)

dude has been doing this for awhile

JAY BUKARTEK @JAYXXX1 · Aug 27
Has anybody rated their grandparents from 1 to 5 what would you give them and did you learn from them

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 April 2015 20:31 (ten years ago)

I saw someone wearing pants like those on the street a week ago no joke they pulled it off.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 23 April 2015 21:02 (ten years ago)

https://twitter.com/gewqk/status/593788568818065408

goole, Thursday, 30 April 2015 16:51 (ten years ago)

http://global.fncstatic.com/static/managed/img/tretert363636.jpg

StanM, Friday, 1 May 2015 03:19 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZPQVs-y8oQ

gr8080, Sunday, 3 May 2015 23:41 (ten years ago)

"Missing Plug-in"

markers, Sunday, 3 May 2015 23:55 (ten years ago)

https://twitter.com/crushingbort/status/591425839344017408

markers, Sunday, 3 May 2015 23:56 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yicM-N1bvm0

del griffith, Thursday, 7 May 2015 02:03 (ten years ago)

i'm hearing this song in my head while watching that video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCGoA-dZBzo

“audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 May 2015 04:44 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9qnhKYt4f0

😂 (am0n), Thursday, 7 May 2015 15:48 (ten years ago)

https://vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_nieogiWtQZ1rxm7g0.mp4

😂 (am0n), Thursday, 7 May 2015 15:50 (ten years ago)

Have watched that at least a dozen times in the last 30 seconds.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Thursday, 7 May 2015 16:10 (ten years ago)

A++ on both

“audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 May 2015 16:19 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/mXJyGLZ.jpg

all my hatians if u play they make u (gr8080), Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:23 (ten years ago)

A+ collar bone rub

check out this insane slothroprhymes yall (Spottie), Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:50 (ten years ago)

A+ eyeroll

Mademoiselle Coiffures (mattresslessness), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:16 (ten years ago)

doesn't live up to the classic

http://whenfallsthecoliseum.com/wp-content/uploads/wolf-blitzer-on-jeopardy.jpg

Immediate Follower (NA), Thursday, 14 May 2015 19:21 (ten years ago)

i'm not rly getting the lol factor on either of those, someone plz explain it to me

WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 14 May 2015 21:24 (ten years ago)

mr. wonderful! and wolf blitzer are idiots

😂 (am0n), Thursday, 14 May 2015 22:17 (ten years ago)

mr. wonderful really is an idiot.
the guess that put him in the red for good was on a question as to which city Bruce Springsteen was singing about in his lyrics, "Oh brother are you gonna leave me wastin' away on the streets of _____"
mr. wonderful's guess was "new jersey"

“audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 May 2015 22:22 (ten years ago)

yessss! Ive always wanted to hack those electronic billboards

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 15 May 2015 21:38 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/WFfg1xv.jpg

StanM, Monday, 25 May 2015 08:10 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suYz5SHFHyA

, Monday, 25 May 2015 14:05 (ten years ago)

https://youtu.be/JrMukwjJTfA

thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Monday, 25 May 2015 17:12 (ten years ago)

https://youtu.be/vrPOOkJkXMk

thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Monday, 25 May 2015 17:12 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/snEXaqO.jpg

, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 13:06 (ten years ago)

looks like ILM may have a competitor!

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 15:10 (ten years ago)

one allows lonely shut-ins to masturbate to niche material and the other is pornhub

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 17:34 (ten years ago)

there it is

, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 18:05 (ten years ago)

well-formed

goole, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 18:33 (ten years ago)

that is like a bizzaro world version of s1ocki's Sad YouTube project

gr8080, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 20:50 (ten years ago)

http://www.gocomics.com/the-comic-strip-that-has-a-finale-every-day/2015/06/05

Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 5 June 2015 20:48 (ten years ago)

i would like it better if it were a different random collection of characters every time

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 5 June 2015 21:22 (ten years ago)

EXCELLENT

http://i.imgur.com/mkjiGBo.gif

(at the Dutch Pinkpop festival, yesterday - with massive crowd roar: https://www.facebook.com/3VOOR12/videos/880157632045788/ )

StanM, Sunday, 14 June 2015 12:56 (ten years ago)

what's the over/under on that cup being filled with piss

bizarro gazzara, Sunday, 14 June 2015 19:21 (ten years ago)

if they're serving carlsberg at pinkpop we'll need to wait until the tests come back from the lab to know for sure

appropriation and whatnot (stevie), Monday, 15 June 2015 08:24 (ten years ago)

carlsberg just got served here on ilx that's for sure

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 15 June 2015 09:24 (ten years ago)

*applauds*

appropriation and whatnot (stevie), Monday, 15 June 2015 10:56 (ten years ago)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8xe6nLVXEC0&feature=youtu.be

Someone earnestly linked to this on Facebook.

I don't know where else to put it. Deep stuff.

Hell Books (latebloomer), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 04:46 (ten years ago)

Worst songs thread is that way --->

Three Word Username, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 07:45 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dhXrzs8pJc

StanM, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 20:08 (ten years ago)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8xe6nLVXEC0&feature=youtu.be

Someone earnestly linked to this on Facebook.

I don't know where else to put it. Deep stuff.

― Hell Books (latebloomer), Tuesday, June 16, 2015 12:46 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

If this was a Louis CK routine instead of rapping British person it would be breaking Kinja with white tears

lil dork (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 17 June 2015 13:53 (ten years ago)

emo redditor sleaford mods

gr8080, Wednesday, 17 June 2015 15:57 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/zbD9yUh.jpg

StanM, Thursday, 18 June 2015 19:17 (ten years ago)

hi my mother very poop with me

😭 (am0n), Thursday, 18 June 2015 19:26 (ten years ago)

wow

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 18 June 2015 19:32 (ten years ago)

prob best not to think about that too much

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 18 June 2015 19:36 (ten years ago)

It can't be possible to flush one of those, can it?

how's life, Thursday, 18 June 2015 19:39 (ten years ago)

Do they even come in child size? Who's volunteering to google this?

StanM, Thursday, 18 June 2015 19:41 (ten years ago)

Resolved Question

een, Thursday, 18 June 2015 19:42 (ten years ago)

^^^ that is the thing that will keep me awake at night

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 18 June 2015 20:09 (ten years ago)

if 'jonathan miller' is that guy's real name he's lucky to have one so common it's effectively ungoogleable

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 18 June 2015 20:39 (ten years ago)

basically anyone with that name you can assume had a poop plug

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Thursday, 18 June 2015 21:18 (ten years ago)

"keeping dicks out" is the opposite of what a buttplug does

wappy legs (clouds), Sunday, 21 June 2015 00:37 (ten years ago)

so fake

example (crüt), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 15:17 (ten years ago)

you saying the tickets won't get you in?

Eyeball Kicks, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 16:11 (ten years ago)

http://i57.tinypic.com/2rzbbxf.jpg

Nobody ever knows anything. (sleepingbag), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 16:38 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saDmuon6tCg

gr8080, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 18:10 (ten years ago)

that could have been so much worse

Spottie, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 18:13 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4QYvXpaXlY

Hikikomori Povich (tsrobodo), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 18:28 (ten years ago)

thank you for the new dn

you throw darts like a lesser man (stevie), Thursday, 25 June 2015 09:39 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/jFNQI57.gif

pplains, Sunday, 28 June 2015 01:52 (ten years ago)

the pieta

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 June 2015 02:09 (ten years ago)

you misspelled piñata.

pplains, Sunday, 28 June 2015 02:18 (ten years ago)

My mistake

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 June 2015 03:51 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/PZFMZKA.jpg

gr8080, Monday, 29 June 2015 20:46 (ten years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?t=45&v=YCeQLeQiRP4

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 2 July 2015 15:41 (ten years ago)

shit, meant to embed that

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 2 July 2015 15:42 (ten years ago)

Well shit, the "explanation" video linked in the description is private.

Je55e, Saturday, 4 July 2015 15:50 (ten years ago)

https://d262ilb51hltx0.cloudfront.net/max/600/1*ma0ERYeoUjmk9Yg1UfqFgQ.jpeg

goole, Thursday, 9 July 2015 19:15 (ten years ago)

laughapalooza is very good

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 13 July 2015 20:41 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Y6RrqHk.jpg

Hikikomori Povich (tsrobodo), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 15:25 (ten years ago)

prosecutors getting funney

http://nbc4i.com/2015/07/15/suspect-accused-of-stealing-more-than-100-cases-of-energy-drink/

“Mr. Meadows has stolen 794 bottles of 5-Hour Energy—or the equivalent of 3970 hours of continuous, instant energy—that we can verify,” said First Assistant City Prosecutor Bill R. Hedrick. “He is either a cog in an organized theft ring or one seriously wired energy drink addict who hasn’t slept in months.”

goole, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 17:01 (ten years ago)

this remains one of my favorite things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehl3xYIBP5U

you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 19:35 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/ED0iJ95.jpg

, Saturday, 18 July 2015 14:38 (ten years ago)

a paragon of commitment and dedication

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Saturday, 18 July 2015 15:10 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snRYCLVM9Do

you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:22 (ten years ago)

wow

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:29 (ten years ago)

https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob/status/625807877266083840

, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 00:31 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/vGSucn8.jpg

, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 12:00 (ten years ago)

just-engaged couple ask hibachi chef to spell out their initials in rice:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLBKueqUEAAHZKx.jpg

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 14:14 (ten years ago)

https://vine.co/v/eXudDWX1lpl

gr8080, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 16:10 (ten years ago)

http://www.yelp.com/biz/river-bluff-dental-bloomington

e-bouquet (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 16:13 (ten years ago)

http://blogs.wsj.com/law/2015/07/28/mom-throws-dream-party-for-personal-injury-lawyer-obsessed-toddler/

Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 17:36 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Wg5XVyK.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/Wg5XVyK.gif

gr8080, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 20:18 (ten years ago)

hhhhahaaa

Spottie, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 20:22 (ten years ago)

dope

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 20:29 (ten years ago)

:(

gawker's psychotic monkeys (imago), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 20:29 (ten years ago)

are you seriously sadfacing a dying housefly

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 20:32 (ten years ago)

He died for your love

The Once-ler, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 22:52 (ten years ago)

two designer-shirted young things in the marble-floored conservatory of a mansion exhibiting precisely zero solemnity in the face of death is quite macabre imo

imago, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 22:58 (ten years ago)

You should watch the gif of the fly's funeral service, the two boys gave v moving eulogies.

the lungs of either a horse or a human baby (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 23:03 (ten years ago)

can I cheer you up?

The Once-ler, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 23:08 (ten years ago)

gifshaming

gr8080, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 23:16 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEkBdkZ6Gcs
this is a soundtrack for the gif :)

The Once-ler, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 23:21 (ten years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?t=29&v=e3n7ydQt140

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Thursday, 30 July 2015 01:02 (ten years ago)

https://youtu.be/e3n7ydQt140

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Thursday, 30 July 2015 01:03 (ten years ago)

\_(ツ)_/¯

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Thursday, 30 July 2015 01:04 (ten years ago)

http://www.boredpanda.com/costume-squirrel-whisperer-sneezy-nary-krupa/

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 July 2015 05:10 (ten years ago)

two designer-shirted young things in the marble-floored conservatory of a mansion exhibiting precisely zero solemnity in the face of death is quite macabre imo

― imago, Wednesday, July 29, 2015 10:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

imago otm

Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 30 July 2015 10:52 (ten years ago)

I do have a problem with the guy on the left... he needs to look at the camera longer and preferably keep the head bob going because that's the heart and soul of the gif

The Once-ler, Thursday, 30 July 2015 11:56 (ten years ago)

gonna kill a half dozen flies today because of this thread, you monsters

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 July 2015 14:06 (ten years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLLAHZ6WUAADPjG.png

mookieproof, Thursday, 30 July 2015 15:22 (ten years ago)

The game has been part of Windows since version 3.0, which was released in 1990, and was designed by an internet who didn’t get any pay for doing so.

welltris (crüt), Thursday, 30 July 2015 16:01 (ten years ago)

tbf, the internet did design "the game"

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 July 2015 16:02 (ten years ago)

http://demiadejuyigbe.tumblr.com/post/125440289114

gr8080, Thursday, 30 July 2015 18:22 (ten years ago)

Truly tragic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LPftKZSOM8

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Friday, 31 July 2015 15:14 (ten years ago)

when family reunions go wrong

http://imgur.com/gallery/fwG1BCM

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Saturday, 1 August 2015 05:44 (ten years ago)

jesus, what a horrible way to learn about grandma's sex life

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 1 August 2015 06:00 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/rlNZ24U.gif

bizarro gazzara, Saturday, 1 August 2015 11:23 (ten years ago)

lol

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 1 August 2015 12:06 (ten years ago)

oh internet

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 1 August 2015 16:05 (ten years ago)

that is unbelievable

gr8080, Saturday, 1 August 2015 17:26 (ten years ago)

the reaction of the guy on the left is killing me

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 1 August 2015 22:54 (ten years ago)

a heartwarming moment of connection

drash, Saturday, 1 August 2015 22:58 (ten years ago)

https://youtu.be/PKPnqlpgs_g?t=4m9s

pplains, Saturday, 1 August 2015 23:09 (ten years ago)

aw the payoff is even nicer there

balls, Saturday, 1 August 2015 23:22 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/FICDbBf.jpg

circa1916, Saturday, 1 August 2015 23:25 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAIh4_9GUl8

Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 2 August 2015 04:54 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/TkoVBao.gif

bizarro gazzara, Sunday, 2 August 2015 22:18 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/kRil3TU.png

am0n, Monday, 3 August 2015 17:35 (ten years ago)

http://kingjaffejoffer.tumblr.com/post/126565597885

gr8080, Thursday, 13 August 2015 18:56 (ten years ago)

slightly guilty lolz @ this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz3YvE_FHXY

five six and (man alive), Thursday, 13 August 2015 19:33 (ten years ago)

#guile'sthemegoeswitheverything

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 August 2015 21:00 (ten years ago)

http://i.onionstatic.com/avclub/5511/85/original/640.jpg

am0n, Thursday, 13 August 2015 21:22 (ten years ago)

https://i.gyazo.com/be65979e6e603c18bce087430cc7d0b0.png

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 20:19 (ten years ago)

probably posted before but this is my favourite thing on the internet of all time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RW_fIWuG2c

Stop counting smart one. (dog latin), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 20:31 (ten years ago)

http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-33992549

StanM, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 22:27 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hopeFgwApCM
dude is on point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOoMV8eDpS4

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 August 2015 15:59 (ten years ago)

i'm buying in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r2xIVPas88

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 August 2015 16:02 (ten years ago)

LMAO it's not even that he said that, it's they fucking aired it

Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 27 August 2015 16:51 (ten years ago)

and that they waited for the "idunno... satan is pretty cool" part

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 August 2015 17:04 (ten years ago)

uh are you sure they actually aired it?

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Thursday, 27 August 2015 19:30 (ten years ago)

like it looks to me like it was spliced in.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Thursday, 27 August 2015 19:32 (ten years ago)

yea

Spottie, Thursday, 27 August 2015 19:33 (ten years ago)

funny tho

Spottie, Thursday, 27 August 2015 19:33 (ten years ago)

It is funny.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Thursday, 27 August 2015 19:34 (ten years ago)

https://i.gyazo.com/31168a05daafe234974e475540783677.png

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 28 August 2015 14:11 (ten years ago)

https://vine.co/v/eIXejbQ2utM

Three Word Username, Monday, 31 August 2015 12:29 (ten years ago)

lol

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 31 August 2015 12:46 (ten years ago)

A+

welltris (crüt), Monday, 31 August 2015 12:49 (ten years ago)

https://vine.co/v/eIdZgvUnaiQ

goole, Monday, 31 August 2015 16:12 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/5eh3Dvl.png

, Monday, 31 August 2015 16:46 (ten years ago)

no

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 31 August 2015 17:04 (ten years ago)

i hate to be so cold hearted but no one gave a shit when i saw toy geese and started crying, so toughen up child

1995 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 31 August 2015 17:08 (ten years ago)

is that a real article? i don't know who i would kick off the island first, jessiga mary williams, the frightened child, or the horrifying toy geese

1995 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 31 August 2015 17:09 (ten years ago)

Could've been worse. Could've been a shopping cart full of these:

http://i.imgur.com/ranzRQ6.jpg

pplains, Monday, 31 August 2015 17:15 (ten years ago)

i think there are some fake sounds in that vine/ maybe like a bunch of dudes off-camera screaming, still very lol

gr8080, Monday, 31 August 2015 22:12 (ten years ago)

trigger warning: genocide

https://vine.co/v/eIXejbQ2utM

balls, Monday, 31 August 2015 22:44 (ten years ago)

that is first class

ogmor, Monday, 31 August 2015 23:02 (ten years ago)

https://twitter.com/sjubludh/status/638435532641599488/video/1

mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 19:05 (ten years ago)

sublime

goole, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 19:34 (ten years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CN581P5WEAA-xze.png

mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 14:45 (ten years ago)

#actually

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 2 September 2015 15:06 (ten years ago)

just not with Felix Salmon

Neil S, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 15:31 (ten years ago)

why am I watching that video

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 2 September 2015 15:49 (ten years ago)

because you want to know why women actually enjoy anal sex i guess

pls report back on your findings

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 17:00 (ten years ago)

how do i delete 'salmon anal sex' from my search history

rip van wanko, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 17:16 (ten years ago)

Hmmm. Maybe add "bears" to your search. They're pretty good at getting rid of salmon.

http://i.imgur.com/U3DK9FY.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 17:32 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY5vuu3SZ_A

gr8080, Thursday, 3 September 2015 14:42 (ten years ago)

couldn't help self; i lol'd:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGjEQN7SXh8

andrew m., Thursday, 3 September 2015 14:45 (ten years ago)

http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/kansas-state-band-formation-is-nsfw-1728983145

balls, Sunday, 6 September 2015 02:35 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEemjS2lMeA

del griffith, Sunday, 6 September 2015 16:37 (ten years ago)

https://twitter.com/Flyestoncampus/status/640205541365653504

pplains, Sunday, 6 September 2015 20:11 (ten years ago)

^ RELATED

pplains, Sunday, 6 September 2015 20:11 (ten years ago)

faaaaaaaaaake

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 7 September 2015 02:53 (ten years ago)

huge basketball shorts is an established classic

ogmor, Monday, 7 September 2015 18:21 (ten years ago)

it's by the same guys who did the gi joe shorts fensler films i think

, Monday, 7 September 2015 21:53 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQCXcdwICj8

pplains, Monday, 7 September 2015 22:45 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/jBZPw1T.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/0q3tKLr.jpg

1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Friday, 11 September 2015 00:11 (ten years ago)

lol

balls, Friday, 11 September 2015 00:21 (ten years ago)

there's a blog i would follow

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 September 2015 03:42 (ten years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/COoyWOhWEAEbbCB.jpg

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 11 September 2015 18:03 (ten years ago)

hahaha

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 11 September 2015 19:10 (ten years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/COo-0ZFVAAA0wOB.png

memes

mookieproof, Saturday, 12 September 2015 01:03 (ten years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CO-koUYUkAAlICV.jpg

goole, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 22:49 (ten years ago)

dying

balls, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 23:02 (ten years ago)

How did he smuggle in B-Real?

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 01:01 (ten years ago)

a long-time resident of Balsall Heath IIRC

Neil S, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 06:30 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Ri0MrT7.gifv

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Saturday, 19 September 2015 03:06 (ten years ago)

https://vine.co/v/eIuMHzYxzQ9

mookieproof, Sunday, 20 September 2015 06:40 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk8ZRbblXn4

Spottie, Sunday, 20 September 2015 07:20 (ten years ago)

oh this is horrible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ra5jaJHCtk

pplains, Sunday, 20 September 2015 16:07 (ten years ago)

good thing my husband is the swimmer in the family!!!!

??????

computer champion (harbl), Sunday, 20 September 2015 16:37 (ten years ago)

omg pplains

1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Sunday, 20 September 2015 16:40 (ten years ago)

that is a find

1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Sunday, 20 September 2015 16:40 (ten years ago)

whaaat the

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 20 September 2015 16:46 (ten years ago)

i'd totally forgotten that dude's name was ted williams

balls, Sunday, 20 September 2015 17:17 (ten years ago)

good thing my husband is the swimmer in the family!!!!

So no one sees her in a swimsuit and gets any ideas?

pplains, Sunday, 20 September 2015 17:44 (ten years ago)

that is a find

― 1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Sunday, September 20, 2015 4:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that little squeak she makes at the end

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 21 September 2015 04:53 (ten years ago)

https://vine.co/v/etQTewW6HjA

, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 12:03 (ten years ago)

oh no

welltris (crüt), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 12:07 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/hkT6Vut.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 26 September 2015 21:02 (ten years ago)

lmao

zoso def (m bison), Saturday, 26 September 2015 22:26 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1X8jgrMhc4

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 11:38 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3tlcBC7MqQ

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 23:14 (ten years ago)

it was kind of surreal to hear about that today. when i joined twitter, @fart was one of the first people i followed. i have no idea why. i think someone just retweeted @fart and i thought it sounded like a good person to follow. and now to see what he did today. i have a feeling this @fart is gonna be here for a while, he can't be ignored.

1997 ball boy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 23:28 (ten years ago)

It's like pitching a Family Guy cutaway gag in real-time.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 23:31 (ten years ago)

farts!

1997 ball boy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 23:39 (ten years ago)

the cast of the expendables as mooncakes
http://www.zcool.com.cn/work/ZNTExMDM3Mg==.html

a literal scarecrow on a quaint porch (forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 October 2015 18:49 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/EryvfgL.gif

pplains, Wednesday, 7 October 2015 00:20 (ten years ago)

dying

balls, Wednesday, 7 October 2015 01:04 (ten years ago)

bahahaha what show is that

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 7 October 2015 01:18 (ten years ago)

built to spill

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 7 October 2015 01:21 (ten years ago)

hehe, sorry. i thought that would be funny but in the cold light of 15 seconds later, it wasn't

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 7 October 2015 01:21 (ten years ago)

i loled

balls, Wednesday, 7 October 2015 01:55 (ten years ago)

amazing

jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 7 October 2015 01:57 (ten years ago)

http://brodyblue.deviantart.com/art/Eiffel-65-in-Blade-Runner-2-416444255

welltris (crüt), Friday, 9 October 2015 12:42 (ten years ago)

it only just hit me that dude in the gif is probably dad, i.e. me irl in ten years

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 9 October 2015 16:13 (ten years ago)

i thought it was pauly shore for a sec

goole, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:15 (ten years ago)

Dude even looks like me in ten years.

pplains, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:55 (ten years ago)

2018 is ten years from now, right?

pplains, Friday, 9 October 2015 16:55 (ten years ago)

My Dad took me to concerts at 14 & 15 and stood by the bar - that dad is kind of a did for blocking an excited teen from being at the front :(

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 9 October 2015 21:04 (ten years ago)

*dud

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 9 October 2015 21:05 (ten years ago)

i know we are just too cool and cynical to enjoy Miranda July but this seemed self-parodic enough to maybe warrant some lols but if not plz don't eyeroll and sigh me off of the board thank you and goodbye i hope this post finds you well

http://www.nytimes.com/video/t-magazine/100000003966979/how-to-interview-rihanna.html

Ina-Garten-Da-Vida (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 12 October 2015 19:04 (ten years ago)

*eye-rolls so hard*

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 12 October 2015 19:15 (ten years ago)

idk it was kinda cuet, i loled

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 October 2015 19:50 (ten years ago)

I was obligated to post that because I told Stevie I wouldn't :)

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 12 October 2015 19:59 (ten years ago)

miranda july is my least favorite manic depressive pixie girl

a literal scarecrow on a quaint porch (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 October 2015 21:25 (ten years ago)

love miranda july ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

balls, Monday, 12 October 2015 22:31 (ten years ago)

https://archive.org/details/KmartOctober1989

schwantz, Monday, 12 October 2015 22:37 (ten years ago)

Weird thing is that it sounds like it was actually recorded inside a Kmart.

pplains, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 00:32 (ten years ago)

O Stevie, you gotta post this with it: https://vine.co/v/eOZlzzAT1jY

pplains, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 13:36 (ten years ago)

Somewhere I have a photo I took of a neighborhood eyeglass store at night -- sign reads "TICAL"

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 14:14 (ten years ago)

omg i thought it was a picture my friend took!! I had no idea there was a vine!

Ina-Garten-Da-Vida (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 14:34 (ten years ago)

See, if you'd step back from Snapchat and join the rest of us in 2014 with Vine...

pplains, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 14:47 (ten years ago)

dang stevie u so old

a literal scarecrow on a quaint porch (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 14:51 (ten years ago)

love miranda july ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

― balls, Monday, October 12, 2015 11:31 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

seconded.

please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 15:23 (ten years ago)

Somewhere I have a photo I took of a neighborhood eyeglass store at night -- sign reads "TICAL"

That + Stevie brought back memories of this classic

"break! a tina tickle" was tina turner's ill-fated attempt to jump on the "stop: hammertime!" bandwagon iirc

― midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 1 November 2013 01:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

Je55e, Thursday, 15 October 2015 00:35 (ten years ago)

Oh, which was based on a pic by hurting/man alive.

Je55e, Thursday, 15 October 2015 00:38 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvTN9siaT-M

a literal scarecrow on a quaint porch (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 October 2015 16:12 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/clXtICk.png

gr8080, Thursday, 15 October 2015 17:28 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PseNrUeSmXk

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 15 October 2015 18:24 (ten years ago)

more like o_O

The Once-ler, Friday, 16 October 2015 12:45 (ten years ago)

classic clip. i hope that when our new superstructure alien overlords turn their listening beam toward earth, that's the first thing they pick up. also lol at everyone gradually walking away from brett during the last minute of that

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Friday, 16 October 2015 13:21 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/pgXrkX3.gif

pplains, Saturday, 17 October 2015 01:38 (ten years ago)

that guy's vine is amazing

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 17 October 2015 16:46 (ten years ago)

i have been lolling at this for ten straight minutes

please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Sunday, 18 October 2015 12:03 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flw_EB-RXNE

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 October 2015 15:30 (ten years ago)

Sounds like a Colin Stetson album tbf

Spottie, Monday, 19 October 2015 17:37 (ten years ago)

lol the realm of plumbing-based skronk remains tantalisingly unexplored

ogmor, Monday, 19 October 2015 17:40 (ten years ago)

ohhh my fuckin god i'd buy that record

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 21 October 2015 06:34 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/hnsrxW3.gifv

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 03:00 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN_0_YAqtWo

gr8080, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 19:32 (ten years ago)

sometimes i think i should just give up and move to canada

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 19:49 (ten years ago)

"From Vancouver. I think it's fantastic. Everything is well done."

please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 10:48 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/rxP35JWl.jpg

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 5 November 2015 16:31 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dNl1YPAjww

welltris (crüt), Sunday, 15 November 2015 22:40 (ten years ago)

that 'Show your thinking' one is the best thing I've ever seen

avant-garde, sissy bounce, zombie rave, aquacrunk, warlock, oceangrunge, (imago), Sunday, 15 November 2015 23:02 (ten years ago)

http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/11-16-2015/CWkwoz.gif

please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Monday, 16 November 2015 15:29 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/PDnmo7g.gif

am0n, Monday, 16 November 2015 21:48 (ten years ago)

hahahahaha

the late great, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 00:37 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g3--WYH8SY

am0n, Wednesday, 18 November 2015 00:03 (nine years ago)

videos that make you feel like you might be stoned

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 00:58 (nine years ago)

I keep going back to that "Bobby" pic and laughing every time

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 02:55 (nine years ago)

Jeffpardy is amazing

JRN, Wednesday, 18 November 2015 03:32 (nine years ago)

http://www.cafe.com/cafe-investigation-whats-going-on-in-rep-louie-gohmerts-head/

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 04:46 (nine years ago)

https://i.gyazo.com/d7ea92008ac3022fd29e7cd244563c85.png

url

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 19 November 2015 14:37 (nine years ago)

haha god bless

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 19 November 2015 15:00 (nine years ago)

http://36.media.tumblr.com/e34145fde3f30e295a25cc721647dc2f/tumblr_inline_ns682w90gK1qmoaae_500.png

bricc baby hitlo (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 22 November 2015 15:54 (nine years ago)

oops:

http://lizardshuffle.tumblr.com/post/125284741454/oh-my-gdo-can-you-draw-godzilla-momma-carrying

bricc baby hitlo (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 22 November 2015 15:54 (nine years ago)

lol did whiney just post a comic strip to ilx

gr8080, Monday, 23 November 2015 15:33 (nine years ago)

oops indeed

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 23 November 2015 15:58 (nine years ago)

xkcd vs. MATT

am0n, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 21:06 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/9hHOypL.jpg

, Monday, 7 December 2015 13:45 (nine years ago)

http://www.dailydot.com/politics/hillary-clinton-silicon-valley-disrupt-isis/

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 7 December 2015 15:44 (nine years ago)

congrats dayo

balls, Monday, 7 December 2015 20:36 (nine years ago)

https://twitter.com/HitDaBoogieZ/status/645052265531838464

gr8080, Thursday, 17 December 2015 16:39 (nine years ago)

https://media.giphy.com/media/3o8doLMgq5UlfKZVMA/giphy.gif

how's life, Wednesday, 23 December 2015 17:56 (nine years ago)

hahahah

pplains, Wednesday, 23 December 2015 18:18 (nine years ago)

hahahahahahahaha

ecclesiastes nutz (m bison), Wednesday, 23 December 2015 19:44 (nine years ago)

:D

jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 23 December 2015 21:39 (nine years ago)

omg

Whoremonger (jed_), Wednesday, 23 December 2015 23:12 (nine years ago)

Can I have an ID or link for the White Canadian reggae teenagers playing and singing about sensimilla or sth? It was yeeeears back.

Whoremonger (jed_), Wednesday, 30 December 2015 00:10 (nine years ago)

what you gonna do when you run out of gancha? i just watched it a few months ago lemme look

#amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Wednesday, 30 December 2015 01:58 (nine years ago)

searched for "run out of gancha" on youtube ^_^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jYMP1tz02Q

#amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Wednesday, 30 December 2015 01:59 (nine years ago)

:D

Whoremonger (jed_), Wednesday, 30 December 2015 02:06 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgWeTkrlnJ0&feature=youtu.be

video2000, Thursday, 7 January 2016 16:05 (nine years ago)

with half a billion dollars you could lobby to decriminalize cocaine and prostitution

gr8080, Thursday, 7 January 2016 16:38 (nine years ago)

wealthy vs rich argument

Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 January 2016 17:34 (nine years ago)

https://twitter.com/bobby/status/685196002370912257

balls, Thursday, 7 January 2016 23:20 (nine years ago)

hmm why is there water leaking from the side before he cuts

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 8 January 2016 01:37 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwxnVZ4el0Q

pplains, Saturday, 9 January 2016 19:40 (nine years ago)

lol

clouds, Saturday, 9 January 2016 23:24 (nine years ago)

https://www.facebook.com/geobest/videos/1708353452744714/

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 11 January 2016 15:20 (nine years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CYnPsylWYAEwqM2.png

mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 16:25 (nine years ago)

lol

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 16:26 (nine years ago)

haaa I just saw that on Twitter

Very selfish, and very ironic (DJP), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 16:30 (nine years ago)

haha

if dogs could goatse... you could stop right there and I'd already be laughing.

pplains, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 16:34 (nine years ago)

http://marathonpacks.tumblr.com/post/16059644880

marcos, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 19:18 (nine years ago)

someone call ISIS, the next target has been identified

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 19:38 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/kYoGblf.png

, Thursday, 14 January 2016 16:51 (nine years ago)

love to jenga

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 14 January 2016 16:51 (nine years ago)

this lol is beyond my feeble comprehension

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 14 January 2016 16:56 (nine years ago)

what happened in 2001...

, Thursday, 14 January 2016 16:58 (nine years ago)

lmfao

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 January 2016 17:00 (nine years ago)

what a dramatic collapse from such a towering position

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 January 2016 17:01 (nine years ago)

XD

how's life, Thursday, 14 January 2016 17:15 (nine years ago)

guilty lol

Spottie, Thursday, 14 January 2016 17:44 (nine years ago)

http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/intel/2012/10/03/03_RomneyJenga.o.gif/a_560x375.gif.gif

don't sleep

goole, Thursday, 14 January 2016 17:46 (nine years ago)

jet fuel can't burn through jenga blocks fyi

brownie, Thursday, 14 January 2016 17:52 (nine years ago)

lol

gr8080, Thursday, 14 January 2016 18:06 (nine years ago)

https://www.facebook.com/ceez.diem/videos/962301587179503/

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 15 January 2016 03:58 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7KdLuMmwo0&feature=youtu.be

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 15 January 2016 04:31 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/KVfJUD0.jpg

, Friday, 15 January 2016 13:15 (nine years ago)

jesus christ

Butt here is always time for the John Mayer Trio or Sting. (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 January 2016 14:45 (nine years ago)

oh god, that took me far too long

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 15 January 2016 14:48 (nine years ago)

NOT COOL. (I laughed once my heart restarted.)

Three Word Username, Friday, 15 January 2016 15:08 (nine years ago)

I opened this at work, should i clear my desk now?

Less surprised by the total lack of surprises (stevie), Friday, 15 January 2016 15:26 (nine years ago)

oh god, that took me far too long

― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, January 15, 2016 8:48 AM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

SAME

jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 15 January 2016 15:33 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYc4DT18EJg

schwantz, Friday, 15 January 2016 22:51 (nine years ago)

That might be my favorite shred yet. I think I just pulled something.

Professor Bworlph (Old Lunch), Saturday, 16 January 2016 00:51 (nine years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/FggAw2o.jpg

StanM, Sunday, 17 January 2016 08:33 (nine years ago)

actual lol

how's life, Sunday, 17 January 2016 11:21 (nine years ago)

https://vine.co/v/MLMb0XqXU3v

, Monday, 18 January 2016 17:40 (nine years ago)

If only that poor kid knew where the family smartphone thermometer has been.

Professor Bworlph (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 January 2016 18:08 (nine years ago)

trending https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvYPUHpZerU

davey, Tuesday, 19 January 2016 06:24 (nine years ago)

wish they could all smell like waffles

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Tuesday, 19 January 2016 19:56 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/MytHmSj.png

, Thursday, 21 January 2016 13:07 (nine years ago)

http://memecrunch.com/meme/AKXO9/boss-makes-a-dollar-i-make-a-dime/image.gif

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 21 January 2016 15:53 (nine years ago)

ashamed to lolling that much at farting waffle iron

marcos, Thursday, 21 January 2016 15:58 (nine years ago)

http://helmsdeepwa.tumblr.com/post/137695261989/finding-the-exact-date-of-the-day-ice-cube-refers

Not so much funny as amazing but idk where it should go.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 21 January 2016 17:10 (nine years ago)

That is pretty cool, although the Boyz n the Hood part presumes the speaker of the song is the real-life Ice Cube who also starred in Boyz n the Hood, and not a fictional Ice Cube. I think the song gives the impression of more of a regular, non-famous dude, which might make the case for a fictional Ice Cube.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 21 January 2016 17:18 (nine years ago)

That's definitely weak part of the analysis, because actors are not required to be on the set every day for a film shoot. Also the date in 1991 was a Friday, whereas the one in 1992 is a Monday and Friday is inherently a lazier day. Also 1992 was MLK day which I think would have been notable enough to be mentioned in the song by itself.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Thursday, 21 January 2016 19:13 (nine years ago)

haha that puppet's amazing

niels, Friday, 22 January 2016 10:11 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Y5K7s3N.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 23 January 2016 01:56 (nine years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/5cFTSiO.jpg

mookieproof, Saturday, 23 January 2016 03:08 (nine years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZX5HFkVAAAtNHx.jpg

mookieproof, Saturday, 23 January 2016 03:09 (nine years ago)

Yuk on

pplains, Saturday, 23 January 2016 03:15 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/CZ2v7Ma.jpg

, Saturday, 23 January 2016 17:21 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFmM5CWnmtE

ulysses, Monday, 25 January 2016 00:06 (nine years ago)

http://askcat.guru

mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 16:50 (nine years ago)

http://video.scnow.com/Firefighter-Cant-Grasp-Hose-30225820

how's life, Thursday, 28 January 2016 13:57 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://giant.gfycat.com/GrayPeriodicArabianwildcat.gif

police patrol felt the smell of smoke and found that goat burns (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 15 February 2016 18:59 (nine years ago)

lol!

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 15 February 2016 19:15 (nine years ago)

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh92ZnfO22ogxjcyMt

scott seward, Tuesday, 16 February 2016 23:14 (nine years ago)

"When officers arrived, they said they scared the turkeys away by walking toward them."

http://6abc.com/1204350/

police patrol felt the smell of smoke and found that goat burns (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 18 February 2016 14:51 (nine years ago)

"I'm actually not a little old lady."

"... okay?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbLeaAk5kT8

jmm, Thursday, 18 February 2016 14:56 (nine years ago)

getting a Trash Humpers vibe from that

soref, Thursday, 18 February 2016 16:34 (nine years ago)

wait, did you guys click on that worldstarhiphop link i posted? you have to see that guy. he's an american hero.

scott seward, Thursday, 18 February 2016 17:18 (nine years ago)

i should have included the headline:

He's Serious: Texas Stoner Says He Had A Good Reason On Why He Fled From The Cops!

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh92ZnfO22ogxjcyMt

scott seward, Thursday, 18 February 2016 17:19 (nine years ago)

sorry to get political in the LOLZ thread but that link made me sad because i kept on thinking what might have happened if he hadn't been a white kid

, Thursday, 18 February 2016 17:42 (nine years ago)

TBF they shot up his car and made him crash, so...

schwantz, Thursday, 18 February 2016 17:44 (nine years ago)

that inside edition thing is quite funny; when their dumb granny sting operation didn't pay off, they bushwhacked him in front of his home in a dumb granny outfit. For no discernible reason! And they got no proof or change in the outcome! Journalism!

ulysses, Thursday, 18 February 2016 17:51 (nine years ago)

Yeah, that was the amazing part. What did they think they were accomplishing by showing up at his house and immediately taking off the disguise??

jmm, Thursday, 18 February 2016 22:52 (nine years ago)

confusing him into thinking she was a stripper?

Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 February 2016 22:56 (nine years ago)

lamest scooby doo episode ever

ulysses, Thursday, 18 February 2016 23:10 (nine years ago)

Hooooly shit, the granny reporter makeup fx dude is my best friend from high school! Not using his real name, it should be noted.

maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 February 2016 00:05 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/7fntYnk.gif

pplains, Sunday, 21 February 2016 04:12 (nine years ago)

hahahahaha outstanding

get a long, little doggy (m bison), Sunday, 21 February 2016 04:28 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOjUL8LwUsE

, Sunday, 28 February 2016 14:06 (nine years ago)

Shocking amount of these seem to be precipitated by blue compacts and white vans.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Sunday, 28 February 2016 14:42 (nine years ago)

"white van man" is a thing in the UK, meaning in its narrow sense a bad, entitled, dangerous driver

Gaz upon my works ye mighty, and despair (Neil S), Sunday, 28 February 2016 14:43 (nine years ago)

my reaction is 'arent all of yall required to go to driving school for 2 years'

, Sunday, 28 February 2016 14:44 (nine years ago)

i've never seen driving as bad as i see every day in new york fwiw

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 28 February 2016 14:52 (nine years ago)

it's an excellent video though, makes me homesick

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 28 February 2016 14:52 (nine years ago)

Holy shit I had no idea:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_van_man

This is not a thing in the US.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Monday, 29 February 2016 01:19 (nine years ago)

In the US: Pickups and Pontiacs

Dan I., Monday, 29 February 2016 01:39 (nine years ago)

dodge chargers

#amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Monday, 29 February 2016 01:53 (nine years ago)

This was hanging in a kids' art room at the Brooklyn Museum:

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-0/p296x100/1287_10156495785575304_759936621326101549_n.jpg?oh=52b4eb0129bcf04adf70ab83d6d07fa0&oe=57599C9B

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 29 February 2016 02:02 (nine years ago)

Shocking amount of these seem to be precipitated by blue compacts and white vans.

welcome to england

pantsuit aficionado (stevie), Monday, 29 February 2016 09:11 (nine years ago)

Time to resurrect this display name.

Wolf in white van speaker scam (ledge), Monday, 29 February 2016 12:48 (nine years ago)

Wait that wasn't it

Steppenwolf in white van speaker scam (ledge), Monday, 29 February 2016 12:49 (nine years ago)

I am in awe of that clip of British swearing.

its subtle brume (DJP), Monday, 29 February 2016 22:05 (nine years ago)

i like the weary ones best

mookieproof, Monday, 29 February 2016 22:39 (nine years ago)

They p much sound like me when I'm driving alone, other than the accents.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 04:33 (nine years ago)

I sometimes have anxiety flashbacks about my 20-something road rage moments though, like as in what could have happened if I had just met the wrong driver.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 04:34 (nine years ago)

https://media.giphy.com/media/l2JJAz1QMzMVgG4bS/giphy.gif

scott seward, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 17:11 (nine years ago)

"heeeeeeeey you stupid tosser! fuckin' indicate!"

crüt, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 17:31 (nine years ago)

From the tumblr Object Dreams, which collects "impressions and excerpts" written using a predictive text imitator and certain sources, in this case all 1- and 2-star yelp reviews of the Statue of Liberty:

http://40.media.tumblr.com/f79415aba7ccf253af2f9d7eb47dc79d/tumblr_o2klv0DyYM1rpqkdto3_500.png
http://41.media.tumblr.com/cf73fbdee02af41f032968094562be21/tumblr_o2klv0DyYM1rpqkdto1_500.png
http://36.media.tumblr.com/38ae67dfdec9a362384b8593f5086f87/tumblr_o2klv0DyYM1rpqkdto2_500.png

JRN, Thursday, 3 March 2016 21:43 (nine years ago)

that's beautiful

jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 3 March 2016 21:45 (nine years ago)

Love that site.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Thursday, 3 March 2016 22:18 (nine years ago)

Speaking of stuff from tumblr

http://i.imgur.com/EX1FKho.png

JRN, Saturday, 5 March 2016 03:40 (nine years ago)

amazing

the uniqueness of our billionaires (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 5 March 2016 10:30 (nine years ago)

looooooool

Karl Malone, Saturday, 5 March 2016 15:16 (nine years ago)

"This is the worst part."

pantsuit aficionado (stevie), Monday, 7 March 2016 09:55 (nine years ago)

https://vine.co/v/ig3PwDLpmEL

, Monday, 7 March 2016 12:33 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHtKx2jk40U

how's life, Wednesday, 9 March 2016 13:14 (nine years ago)

http://www.wolproject.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQlo9DoaAVc

ulysses, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 05:51 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5q77MQzU2Q

is this real??

, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 11:43 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qai62vcmQU

, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 12:08 (nine years ago)

A+

Spottie, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 16:14 (nine years ago)

get that compressor a soundcloud account

ulysses, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 16:16 (nine years ago)

That's great, right up there with the door that sounds like Miles Davis

JRN, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 16:36 (nine years ago)

*ahem* the door that sounds like Miles Davis

JRN, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 16:38 (nine years ago)

door ftw

japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 16:40 (nine years ago)

mookieproof, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 04:27 (nine years ago)

lmaaaao

Spottie, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 06:29 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/JoqyZLz.gif

, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 11:00 (nine years ago)

https://vine.co/v/iMEg3nQKI9P

, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 11:07 (nine years ago)

http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D0Qai62vcmQU&start1=&video2=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DwwOipTXvNNo&start2=21&authorName=DJ+Whiney+G+Witchhaus

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, March 16, 2016 4:04 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/Untitled-1_zpsduu9mrvw.jpg

Star Wars ate shiitake (latebloomer), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 17:18 (nine years ago)

https://twitter.com/TheOGGoIfer/status/710488151513505792

mookieproof, Thursday, 17 March 2016 21:07 (nine years ago)

hahahaha

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 18 March 2016 00:13 (nine years ago)

The handshake equivalent of hoverhand

stanley krubrick (rip van wanko), Friday, 18 March 2016 00:18 (nine years ago)

ObjectDreams strikes again

http://41.media.tumblr.com/1c8311e039f742fa5d964a6888e72be1/tumblr_o484o4EZQ11rpqkdto3_1280.png

JRN, Friday, 18 March 2016 21:10 (nine years ago)

https://twitter.com/EnergizedMonkey/status/711187929012391936

goole, Monday, 21 March 2016 21:25 (nine years ago)

https://youtu.be/PENEa4MHEp8

StanM, Thursday, 24 March 2016 04:57 (nine years ago)

Great payoff there

i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 March 2016 05:11 (nine years ago)

Oh. My. God. I am intimately familiar w/ that clip and that is just.... some next level shit right there

sexy dander (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 24 March 2016 13:33 (nine years ago)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2016/03/24/microsofts-teen-girl-ai-turns-into-a-hitler-loving-sex-robot-wit/

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Thursday, 24 March 2016 17:23 (nine years ago)

this is what exposure to xbox live is doing to our youth tbh

ulysses, Thursday, 24 March 2016 17:32 (nine years ago)

This is what participation from the general public is doing to our corporate promotions .

I Can Say I Know We're Risin' Underneath The Blazin' Sky (Old Lunch), Thursday, 24 March 2016 17:36 (nine years ago)

won't someone think of the corporate promotions?

ulysses, Thursday, 24 March 2016 17:39 (nine years ago)

The emoticon is killing me

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Thursday, 24 March 2016 18:15 (nine years ago)

upper management in tech really has no clue what happens on social networks do they? like they have no idea what kind of people bubble up

wasn't there an instance a month or so ago where a twitter exec said something mildly stupid and got harassed for the next 48 hours solid? and he was stunned. he had no idea how his community platform functioned de facto.

what else? moot just got hired by google. were they like, "google+ is a failure, you made a playground for fascists and pedophiles, can you help us?"

i have a lot of trouble imagining my way into the techy view of the world

goole, Thursday, 24 March 2016 18:23 (nine years ago)

not a very lolzy post i guess

goole, Thursday, 24 March 2016 18:23 (nine years ago)

geez i click on one article about the microsoft bot and fb makes some nasty assumptions about me

http://i1359.photobucket.com/albums/q782/braudimusprime/Screen%20Shot%202016-03-24%20at%202.26.01%20PM_zpsc9al6z7l.png

call all destroyer, Thursday, 24 March 2016 18:29 (nine years ago)

http://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/624/cpsprodpb/12AC2/production/_88928467_taytweet1.gif

am0n, Thursday, 24 March 2016 18:29 (nine years ago)

so jaunty!

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Thursday, 24 March 2016 18:54 (nine years ago)

http://outpost42.de/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/QxYDw5D.gif

how's life, Friday, 25 March 2016 13:45 (nine years ago)

me irl

Upset by racist left wingers calling me an egg (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 26 March 2016 10:12 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttVhzzaPd_k

Upset by racist left wingers calling me an egg (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 26 March 2016 10:18 (nine years ago)

https://twitter.com/PeteBlackburn/status/713546359287230464

Eckrich® Pickled Pig Doin's (Old Lunch), Saturday, 26 March 2016 13:02 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYvw68IneV4

, Sunday, 27 March 2016 13:51 (nine years ago)

haha!

#amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Sunday, 27 March 2016 15:41 (nine years ago)

***UPDATE AUGUST 18, 2015***
It is with great sadness that I share the passing of Tom "The Kung Fu Grandpa" Bell on Friday August 14, 2015. Over 10 million people were fortunate enough to make his acquaintance via YouTube, television & print appearances the last couple of years. And, although our paths crossed unexpectedly, I am better because of it. He was a great man, husband, father, & friend. Rest Well Tom.
-- Pastor ARM

ulysses, Sunday, 27 March 2016 16:52 (nine years ago)

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/andrewluba/the-turtleneck-bib-a-fashion-movement

pandit pran nathalie (sanskrit), Tuesday, 29 March 2016 15:13 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhAfXTzR2rQ

ulysses, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 17:45 (nine years ago)

nice.

pplains, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 17:48 (nine years ago)

Not posting my own material as LOLZ, but more like "If you like this, then maybe you'll enjoy..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfQdvXkTZd8

pplains, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 17:49 (nine years ago)

didn't you make that pp

, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 17:49 (nine years ago)

my own material, yes.

pplains, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 17:51 (nine years ago)

https://twitter.com/akemdin/status/658744077492617216

ulysses, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 18:06 (nine years ago)

i meant the one forks posted ppl

, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 18:17 (nine years ago)

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51sPRN4-tzL._SX311_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

mookieproof, Thursday, 31 March 2016 23:49 (nine years ago)

Tay is such an awesome name

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 31 March 2016 23:55 (nine years ago)

Reminds me of

http://i.imgur.com/3OGc41f.gif

pplains, Friday, 1 April 2016 01:54 (nine years ago)

everybodys gonna be talking about pornhub's april fools thing but i think their employees just saw this and ran with it

http://i.imgur.com/XEC40l2.jpg

, Friday, 1 April 2016 12:11 (nine years ago)

https://twitter.com/waxpancake/status/715747304444002304

human life won't become a cat (man alive), Saturday, 2 April 2016 01:08 (nine years ago)

https://media.giphy.com/media/xThuW8UDgQp6R44gSI/giphy.gif

del griffith, Saturday, 2 April 2016 23:16 (nine years ago)

excellent

mookieproof, Sunday, 3 April 2016 00:30 (nine years ago)

Is that a film reference?

MaresNest, Sunday, 3 April 2016 10:32 (nine years ago)

http://i67.tinypic.com/256hdo6.gif

StanM, Sunday, 3 April 2016 11:27 (nine years ago)

Ah righty, thanks

MaresNest, Sunday, 3 April 2016 14:13 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/LDpsrvh.gifv

Upset by racist left wingers calling me an egg (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 3 April 2016 18:40 (nine years ago)

goddammit http://i.imgur.com/LDpsrvh.gifv

Upset by racist left wingers calling me an egg (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 3 April 2016 18:41 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zr6pd-tceo

, Monday, 4 April 2016 11:51 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaMr6bFruF0

ulysses, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 14:33 (nine years ago)

I wanted to see a wider shot of the track at the end!

That was pretty exciting.

pplains, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 15:00 (nine years ago)

love that, gonna show my kids tonight.

Better Pau Gasol (Spottie), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 16:45 (nine years ago)

lol genuinely gasped when red made that move

balls, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 16:49 (nine years ago)

There were moments where I thought the marbles were going to stop and moments where I thought they'd fly off the track.

pplains, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 16:53 (nine years ago)

red hit the nos

Better Pau Gasol (Spottie), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 16:54 (nine years ago)

red made some great moves, even to start he was in the back row.

Better Pau Gasol (Spottie), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 16:56 (nine years ago)

"twisty, technical section"

jmm, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 17:12 (nine years ago)

I could watch loads of those races.

Todd Palin in snowmobile crash (I know it's serious) (stevie), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 13:08 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFIe9e1QG_U

the crowd

, Thursday, 7 April 2016 11:29 (nine years ago)

1:40

Todd Palin in snowmobile crash (I know it's serious) (stevie), Thursday, 7 April 2016 11:55 (nine years ago)

2:45 imo

ejemplo (crüt), Thursday, 7 April 2016 12:08 (nine years ago)

people know a hit when they hear one

del griffith, Thursday, 7 April 2016 19:53 (nine years ago)

0:26, for me.

how's life, Friday, 8 April 2016 11:44 (nine years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cfg8ZZPWQAEIC4z.jpg

a lad of balls (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 8 April 2016 11:50 (nine years ago)

the lit video reminds me of guitar hero when you're playing one of the early stages and you're doing well but maybe missing 1/3 of the notes and the crowd is kinda into it but also kinda not into it but then you get a wave of notes correctly hit in a row and it cuts to a random person dancing

, Friday, 8 April 2016 13:05 (nine years ago)

http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxxnb5Btix1r8m5qoo1_500.jpg

a lad of balls (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 8 April 2016 19:46 (nine years ago)

http://i.giphy.com/hacSJ7yQ4wHLO.gif

del griffith, Friday, 8 April 2016 22:56 (nine years ago)

that video really LIT up my day

del griffith, Friday, 8 April 2016 22:57 (nine years ago)

guy in the back right

map, Friday, 8 April 2016 22:59 (nine years ago)

There are a few regrettable hair styles in that vid, but I want to posit that the woman who shows up at about 1:10 is not one of them, and honestly the country hasn't been the same since people stopped doing that.

how's life, Friday, 8 April 2016 23:48 (nine years ago)

I am so happy that WUHWUH WUH BUHBAHBAHYEAH! guy is now available in gif form.

My Whole Existence Is Flan (Old Lunch), Saturday, 9 April 2016 02:40 (nine years ago)

I like the contrast between foreground and background at 1:50.

jmm, Saturday, 9 April 2016 02:48 (nine years ago)

looks like an off-brand golden girl in the back left

larry appleton, Saturday, 9 April 2016 02:49 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/LHDQKmT.jpg

StanM, Sunday, 10 April 2016 17:44 (nine years ago)

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/good-god-lady.jpg

a lad of balls (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 10 April 2016 20:03 (nine years ago)

https://vine.co/v/ijKIXPVYlxV

, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 11:49 (nine years ago)

is there a lightsaber version yet?

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 12:28 (nine years ago)

http://www.yves.brette.biz/public/autres_arts/histoire_hitler_et_les_dauphins.gif

how's life, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 14:33 (nine years ago)

audio on this one is p quiet, turn it up

https://vine.co/v/eMn7FjnVVYl

goole, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 19:27 (nine years ago)

“They thought it would be funny, and it wasn’t until things got going that everyone realized it wasn’t good.”

goole, Thursday, 14 April 2016 17:46 (nine years ago)

The way this was reported, it sounds like the stripper danced for 5 minutes and then started twisting the heads off of mice.

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Thursday, 14 April 2016 17:50 (nine years ago)

of the people I know who went to this high school, the comments are mostly "wow, they used to just be into elitism and underage drinking!" and the ever classic series:

"Ahahahahaha!!! Why didn't we think of that!"
"I know! I would've tried harder to make the team!

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 14 April 2016 17:58 (nine years ago)

i assumed a HS with a synchronized swimming team is pretty tony

shouts to the stripper tho, looking out at a crowd of 14 y/o girls and just going for your routine anyway. consummate professionalism.

goole, Thursday, 14 April 2016 18:04 (nine years ago)

haha

balls, Thursday, 14 April 2016 18:05 (nine years ago)

it's a pretty good mix of people, actually! there's definitely an affluent area but it's also where a pretty economically disadvantaged group goes to high school. the synchronized swim team looks pretty white tho

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 14 April 2016 18:07 (nine years ago)

no way

balls, Thursday, 14 April 2016 18:07 (nine years ago)

sry for derail, but it looks like 44% of the students there qualify for reduced price/free lunch

the rest presumably drive their volvos to burger king

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 14 April 2016 18:13 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vwh0lBPHg9o

, Friday, 15 April 2016 11:13 (nine years ago)

lolcanada

ulysses, Friday, 15 April 2016 16:31 (nine years ago)

https://twitter.com/stroppadel/status/722106898707845120/video/1

mookieproof, Monday, 18 April 2016 20:08 (nine years ago)

lol

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Monday, 18 April 2016 20:44 (nine years ago)

That "howya doin" nod after you slightly fuck up must be international.

pplains, Monday, 18 April 2016 21:17 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSNSTerj2Kc

Top rated comment.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 19 April 2016 20:56 (nine years ago)

richard gere to thread

the world’s youngest hyper-polyglot (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 April 2016 14:35 (nine years ago)

wow

jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 21 April 2016 14:39 (nine years ago)

https://vine.co/v/iU19wW52rDJ

, Sunday, 24 April 2016 11:58 (nine years ago)

Man Sucker-Punched On LES "Because You Look Like Shia LaBeouf"

http://gothamist.com/2016/04/26/labeouf_lookalike_roughed_up.php

scott seward, Tuesday, 26 April 2016 15:51 (nine years ago)

"It's not super cute," Licato said of his condition.

are we SURE he's not shia labeouf? maybe someone should punch him again.

ulysses, Tuesday, 26 April 2016 16:45 (nine years ago)

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--v9FH5qH5--/swe8spc0eromzgkk24vf.jpg

wario testino (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 April 2016 09:12 (nine years ago)

Lol

🐸 a hairy, howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly i (James Morrison), Friday, 29 April 2016 11:14 (nine years ago)

omg

jason waterfalls (gbx), Saturday, 30 April 2016 15:09 (nine years ago)

ppl who know how to live

μpright mammal (mh), Saturday, 30 April 2016 17:00 (nine years ago)

haha i like her

#amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Saturday, 30 April 2016 18:25 (nine years ago)

WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU'RE NOT IN HIGH SCHO

ulysses, Saturday, 30 April 2016 18:26 (nine years ago)

Is there more of her?? Whose Instagram is that from? I want to know more.

Je55e, Monday, 2 May 2016 15:05 (nine years ago)

Kennedy, no. Fuck.

how girl's (how's life), Monday, 2 May 2016 15:11 (nine years ago)

i have the same urge but involving snow

mookieproof, Monday, 2 May 2016 15:16 (nine years ago)

that's a plot mechanism not a theme

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, May 3, 2016 4:55 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a theme would be what this ostensible conflict in resurrection methods represents

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, May 3, 2016 4:55 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The theme police they come to me in my thread

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, May 3, 2016 4:56 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 00:08 (nine years ago)

Is there more of her?? Whose Instagram is that from? I want to know more.

― Je55e, Monday, May 2, 2016 10:05 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.instagram.com/mackenziestith/

pplains, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 02:43 (nine years ago)

I'm going to sign up for Instagram now pretty much just to follow Mackenzie Stith btw. She's hilarious.

Your Ass Is Grass And I Will Mow It With My Face (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 19:43 (nine years ago)

Definitely. Thanks, pp.

Je55e, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 19:59 (nine years ago)

Just go to her Vine for more lol vids and fewer cheeky snaps.

how's life, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 23:01 (nine years ago)

https://vine.co/MackenzieStith

how's life, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 23:01 (nine years ago)

lots of good vines

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 23:31 (nine years ago)

https://www.tumblr.com/video/dinuguan/143713365322/700/

, Friday, 6 May 2016 12:48 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/ok6DD5k.jpg

, Friday, 6 May 2016 13:30 (nine years ago)

https://vine.co/v/iPQnHjZi9UJ

, Friday, 6 May 2016 13:32 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHyygU1cU0k

, Friday, 6 May 2016 13:36 (nine years ago)

so THAT'S what they mean by the internet of things

ulysses, Friday, 6 May 2016 15:50 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taEeDciR7gg

ulysses, Friday, 6 May 2016 16:00 (nine years ago)

Mackenzie Stith killing me

https://vine.co/v/hU7VX3VnVxx

Peanut Duck (Old Lunch), Saturday, 7 May 2016 01:45 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/SWXucTd.png

, Sunday, 8 May 2016 14:16 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Se131z8.png

, Sunday, 8 May 2016 16:25 (nine years ago)

ha. so where's the video of him chasing the car down the street

pplains, Sunday, 8 May 2016 16:46 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/yX7UklB.jpg

, Monday, 9 May 2016 12:14 (nine years ago)

lol, but I went back to the original post:

11,580 shares

Fuck.

how's life, Monday, 9 May 2016 12:39 (nine years ago)

https://twitter.com/Madedigital/status/729729180737404928

, Monday, 9 May 2016 19:45 (nine years ago)

rad

ulysses, Monday, 9 May 2016 19:49 (nine years ago)

every generation gets the batman eating pussy it deserves

Takes 'n Takes (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 9 May 2016 20:25 (nine years ago)

I am not sure my generation got a Batman eating pussy (or a Batman-eating pussy)

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Monday, 9 May 2016 20:27 (nine years ago)

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13133398_10208868722856419_535768260613960957_n.jpg?oh=46cb24a6f60c0c03a0da9e752ac44bd6&oe=57AA934D

(hint: it's upside down)

JWoww Gilberto (man alive), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 14:56 (nine years ago)

rad

ejemplo (crüt), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 14:59 (nine years ago)

https://twitter.com/Madedigital/status/729729180737404928

, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 15:00 (nine years ago)

Dayo, where can I look at funny internet stuff?

There seems to be no middle ground between the nihilist gore/porn dumpster of 4chan and the nostalgia mash-up cuddle puddle of Imgur

nazi pugs fuck off (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 19:23 (nine years ago)

Tumblr and twitter for the most part

max and others like Weird Facebook but it usually seems too forced to me. the best ones end up on tumblr anyway

, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 19:26 (nine years ago)

is there a fat jew of weird tumblr so i don't have to follow 100 sites?

nazi pugs fuck off (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 19:27 (nine years ago)

cheesegod69 and gotitforcheap?

, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 19:29 (nine years ago)

fat+JewS! of tumblr

ulysses, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 21:24 (nine years ago)

that company changed their logo before they even sold those, I think. I want one.

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 01:37 (nine years ago)

https://twitter.com/VeraMBergen/status/730065565553967104

ulysses, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 13:13 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/h8Ye3Rg.jpg

poll

, Thursday, 12 May 2016 12:53 (nine years ago)

heh.....they say that Del Mar is where "the turf meets the surf"..... I guess in this case, it's where the "Surf Wax America" (Weezer song) meets the "turf" (land on which cattle grazes and beans are grown, which are two of the ingredients of chili)... heh

del griffith, Thursday, 12 May 2016 19:44 (nine years ago)

tomatos also grown on "turf"

map, Thursday, 12 May 2016 19:51 (nine years ago)

well there ya go, joke even funnier now, muchas gracias

del griffith, Thursday, 12 May 2016 20:37 (nine years ago)

https://vine.co/v/eWQAt2PPQXX

, Friday, 13 May 2016 12:13 (nine years ago)

oldie but goodie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3DllvVSsLc

, Monday, 16 May 2016 12:30 (nine years ago)

is that windmill arms thing like the official 311 dance or something? or does this uplifting music just make people want to fly like eagles?

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 16 May 2016 14:20 (nine years ago)

I appreciate the fact that the cameraman is doing it too

bothan zulu (El Tomboto), Monday, 16 May 2016 14:22 (nine years ago)

willing to bet that's Austin, Texas.

pplains, Monday, 16 May 2016 14:28 (nine years ago)

As an Austin resident, I've never witnessed this phenomenon, maybe I don't go to the right bars. Wasn't aware of our rep for being a city full of corny 311 fans.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 16 May 2016 15:39 (nine years ago)

is there any other way to dance to 311 tho really i think not

Spottie, Monday, 16 May 2016 16:41 (nine years ago)

there's the dance where you cross your arms against your chest, lean against the nearest wall, and frown until the 311 song is over

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Monday, 16 May 2016 16:43 (nine years ago)

full range of emotion full range of styles

ejemplo (crüt), Monday, 16 May 2016 16:44 (nine years ago)

Just looked at the comments and:

I'm not allowed in that bar, but that's down 6th street. Can't wait til I'm legal to enter :) 

Fair enough that every city has a sixth street, but I know where the most famous sixth street of them all is!

pplains, Monday, 16 May 2016 16:47 (nine years ago)

well, I can't really argue with that...

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 16 May 2016 16:49 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/7MeupXW.gif

pplains, Monday, 16 May 2016 16:51 (nine years ago)

buffalobilliardsaustin.com

El Tomboto, Monday, 16 May 2016 16:55 (nine years ago)

there's the dance where you cross your arms against your chest, lean against the nearest wall, and frown until the 311 song is over

― i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Monday, May 16, 2016 11:43 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we call this move "going to omaha"

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 16 May 2016 19:47 (nine years ago)

listen, not all bands can be slipknot, ok?

pplains, Monday, 16 May 2016 22:19 (nine years ago)

*extreme nu-metal scream in a mask* response to u

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 16 May 2016 23:57 (nine years ago)

I have been looking for that 311 video for a while so I pinwheel my arms in thanks to you.

Peanut Duck (Old Lunch), Monday, 16 May 2016 23:58 (nine years ago)

i don't like 311 but i like ppl sharing a good vibe and i approve of that video

jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 00:11 (nine years ago)

i appreciate the token dude with dreads

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 00:27 (nine years ago)

that's what that rustie album with all the slap bass is, iirc

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 15:06 (nine years ago)

no wonder I liked it so much

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 16:09 (nine years ago)

best

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 16:25 (nine years ago)

hehe, this one also

Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff (Seinfeld Remix):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjZyT4YfIiY

davey, Tuesday, 17 May 2016 19:43 (nine years ago)

:D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo2T9AAn2m4

davey, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 03:17 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/kamUq1G.jpg

, Friday, 20 May 2016 12:33 (nine years ago)

https://www.facebook.com/2mvco/videos/517828881732577/

I can't stop laughing at this

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Friday, 20 May 2016 19:29 (nine years ago)

https://twitter.com/riarklerise/status/733389885038428161

ulysses, Friday, 20 May 2016 19:51 (nine years ago)

There seems to be no middle ground between the nihilist gore/porn dumpster of 4chan and the nostalgia mash-up cuddle puddle of Imgur

Can I just say how much I like this post and agree with it's statement. (i.e. OTM)

inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Sunday, 22 May 2016 13:46 (nine years ago)

Boris uses The Force

http://i.giphy.com/12HM8t3Sl5hjTW.gif

StanM, Sunday, 22 May 2016 16:14 (nine years ago)

those two women were awesome on the amazing race. that must have hurt so much getting smacked like that with a watermelon and they just kept right on going. i was very impressed. that was a good season in general.

x-post

scott seward, Sunday, 22 May 2016 21:33 (nine years ago)

Stole this from the shreds thread because I laffed hard.

https://vine.co/v/ePmzxKzKnLK

Corn Elephant, Jr. (Old Lunch), Monday, 23 May 2016 04:30 (nine years ago)

https://www.facebook.com/zach.lapidus/videos/10107105609892679/?pnref=story

a man a plan alive (man alive), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 02:33 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/KStfXEc.jpg

, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 12:53 (nine years ago)

lol GYM DAVIS

andrew m., Wednesday, 25 May 2016 16:22 (nine years ago)

https://vine.co/v/eX2ezVpxuZA

, Thursday, 26 May 2016 12:34 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlP4Z_pWhKo

how's life, Thursday, 26 May 2016 16:05 (nine years ago)

she is the best tbh

sexy dander (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 26 May 2016 16:46 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/y1qFvCs.jpg

, Thursday, 26 May 2016 20:21 (nine years ago)

*witnesses female being disrespected in his presence*
*leaves, goes home, turns on computer*
*writes email to offender*
*returns to scene, sees offender again harassing woman, this time from inside a tank*
...

a man a plan alive (man alive), Thursday, 26 May 2016 20:25 (nine years ago)

But wait, isn't the first weapon the tank-slicer?

emil.y, Thursday, 26 May 2016 20:33 (nine years ago)

that's the way I read it. He (or she) attacks them with a sword and then if necessary writes an email.

silverfish, Thursday, 26 May 2016 20:45 (nine years ago)

I'm also wondering how exactly how respectful it is to refer to a woman as "a female"

silverfish, Thursday, 26 May 2016 20:50 (nine years ago)

I assumed he was speaking in order of the picture, u guys are ignorent.

a man a plan alive (man alive), Thursday, 26 May 2016 20:52 (nine years ago)

Simone Giertz is the best new internet person.

jmm, Thursday, 26 May 2016 21:02 (nine years ago)

I am have subscribing to her now.

Please, no one disrespect her. There will be no third chances.

Wet Food (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 May 2016 21:20 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/kAgutqG.jpg

, Friday, 27 May 2016 12:23 (nine years ago)

the internet discusses whether it's safe to fuck this rock

http://i.imgur.com/mhZed85.jpg

benzarro ghazarri (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 May 2016 12:44 (nine years ago)

hueg sorry :(

benzarro ghazarri (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 May 2016 12:45 (nine years ago)

That is both hilarious and a weirdly interesting biochemistry/geology discussion.

emil.y, Friday, 27 May 2016 13:23 (nine years ago)

Rock fucking discussion is amazing and so much deeper than I would have expected from a discussion about fucking rocks.

I Have A Hot Dog Stuck To My Neck (Old Lunch), Saturday, 28 May 2016 15:56 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysi-nccXCa4

, Sunday, 29 May 2016 15:08 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/kAgutqG.jpg

This is fake, btw.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 10:11 (nine years ago)

"Arsuxeo"

ulysses, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 17:12 (nine years ago)

http://gloimg.gearbest.com/gb/2015/201501/source-img/1420515063670-P-2330166.jpg

scott seward, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 17:36 (nine years ago)

https://media.giphy.com/media/l3V0bNrtqFVbD4pVu/giphy.gif

mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 18:27 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/NJZODvB.gif

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 18:49 (nine years ago)

túshy

ulysses, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 20:35 (nine years ago)

hush hush

balls, Thursday, 2 June 2016 18:50 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/4JGPC8x.jpg

, Sunday, 5 June 2016 16:35 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN5Oa_WdjjM

scott seward, Monday, 6 June 2016 01:12 (nine years ago)

https://twitter.com/alshipley/status/739634869169446912

STOP KILLING ANIMALS, THEY'RE MINT (DJP), Monday, 6 June 2016 14:41 (nine years ago)

I'm the best man. I did it. +pauses, stares+

Three Word Username, Monday, 6 June 2016 15:37 (nine years ago)

Okay, double lol.

What's Your Definition of a Dirty Baby? (Old Lunch), Monday, 6 June 2016 15:49 (nine years ago)

dying at the guy fieri video

japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 6 June 2016 16:03 (nine years ago)

i choose to believe he said "what's really on my mind is how they think that i'm a grape"

ejemplo (crüt), Monday, 6 June 2016 17:14 (nine years ago)

i thought that was what he said and i believe it too

#amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Monday, 6 June 2016 22:09 (nine years ago)

https://www.facebook.com/debi.selby/videos/vb.1210098465/1051089596718/?type=2&theater

STOP KILLING ANIMALS, THEY'RE MINT (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 20:24 (nine years ago)

we watch that video at every family reunion. we all end up in crying with laughter without fail

Spottie, Wednesday, 8 June 2016 20:28 (nine years ago)

I am trying to convince some of my college classmates to help me recreate it at our next reunion

STOP KILLING ANIMALS, THEY'RE MINT (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 20:33 (nine years ago)

my favorite thing about that is the e-drum kit lurking in the bushes. I think I might use that as my stage setup if I ever play live again.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 20:39 (nine years ago)

That's your family, spottie?

inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Thursday, 9 June 2016 14:58 (nine years ago)

haha yeeeeah no

Spottie, Thursday, 9 June 2016 16:02 (nine years ago)

I'd fulfill my husbandly duty with the fine Christian lady on the left, a-OOOO-ga!

Three Word Username, Thursday, 9 June 2016 16:12 (nine years ago)

the other thing killing me is that I want to sing "Independent Women Part I" or "Bugaboo" over it

STOP KILLING ANIMALS, THEY'RE MINT (DJP), Thursday, 9 June 2016 19:39 (nine years ago)

plz tell me there are gifs of the guy's dance break

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Thursday, 9 June 2016 19:42 (nine years ago)

http://67.media.tumblr.com/4d151b33432d069a0696b2e75f696b87/tumblr_o8d8ikCXCe1r1gqaco6_1280.jpg

De La Soul is no Major Lazer (ulysses), Thursday, 9 June 2016 20:47 (nine years ago)

?

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Thursday, 9 June 2016 20:50 (nine years ago)

it speaks to me

De La Soul is no Major Lazer (ulysses), Thursday, 9 June 2016 20:59 (nine years ago)

I drew the week irregularly shaped because I've never seen an irregularly shaped week before, and to be honest with you, I wanted to see an irregularly shaped week.

del griffith, Friday, 10 June 2016 02:30 (nine years ago)

https://www.tumblr.com/video/thisisnotandrew/145690703902/700/

, Friday, 10 June 2016 12:46 (nine years ago)

lol

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 10 June 2016 12:57 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/SDTWN5c.jpg

, Saturday, 18 June 2016 23:30 (nine years ago)

....drew?

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Sunday, 19 June 2016 05:26 (nine years ago)

...owen?

sexy dander (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 19 June 2016 11:22 (nine years ago)

https://vine.co/v/iYpwgYddj6g

, Sunday, 19 June 2016 13:06 (nine years ago)

https://vine.co/v/iXl5199m3rt

, Saturday, 25 June 2016 15:10 (nine years ago)

SweePee Rambo

scott seward, Saturday, 25 June 2016 18:10 (nine years ago)

World's Ugliest Dog 2016

scott seward, Saturday, 25 June 2016 18:10 (nine years ago)

Why did they wrap that poor dog in the skin of a squirrel carcass they dredged from a storm drain?

There must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls (Old Lunch), Saturday, 25 June 2016 18:15 (nine years ago)

http://a.abcnews.com/images/US/gt_ugly2_dc_160625_12x5_1600.jpg

scott seward, Saturday, 25 June 2016 18:17 (nine years ago)

scott pls

where is quasi modo

cozen, Saturday, 25 June 2016 18:55 (nine years ago)

that breed of dog wins almost every year. I think last year was special in that the winner wasn't one of those dogs.

sarahell, Saturday, 25 June 2016 19:05 (nine years ago)

sweepea is just silly
peanut is straight up terrifying

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Sunday, 26 June 2016 04:39 (nine years ago)

https://twitter.com/DrDonnaYates/status/746474903717691392

soref, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 22:52 (nine years ago)

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions?state=rejected

soref, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 22:55 (nine years ago)

My two favourites so far are 'Sack Merkel' and 'British people should be allowed to fly the union flag'.

inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 07:26 (nine years ago)

http://67.media.tumblr.com/bce6b23e808bff48978f49066120f6f8/tumblr_o60kuhYIZE1qjnhqgo1_1280.jpg

brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 4 July 2016 18:39 (nine years ago)

Stop Aqib Khan from having dead banter!

Aqib has not grasped the concept of banter and often produces jokes that aren't funny in the slightest. It is unacceptable that any human being should produce such poor banter

Why was this petition rejected?

There’s already a petition about this issue. We cannot accept a new petition when we already have one about a very similar issue.

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/156717

emil.y, Monday, 4 July 2016 18:43 (nine years ago)

that one reminded me of these two people I saw at the bar a couple years ago who were all angry because the bartender told them to stop listening loudly to youtube videos

I was on his side but trying to be sympathetic since they thought he was being a dick but these people explained to me that one of them was a manager and was trying to come up with introduction/team-building things, and they were looking at "funny" lip-syncing/dancing things because they were going to do something like that to kick off a meeting

that was what they came up with to be endearing -- they thought it would be a little self-deprecating and funny to do a little song and dance routine

mh, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 18:32 (nine years ago)

a+ trolling

niels, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 18:40 (nine years ago)

DON: Well, yeah

brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 10 July 2016 09:21 (nine years ago)

More from ObjectDreams:

https://66.media.tumblr.com/0bff7dc24a436ea6c578b589f8446894/tumblr_oa6v6tcGNc1rpqkdto4_1280.png

This probably isn't the funniest one, but I just love "is it possible for us to calculate the size of a dot?"

JRN, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 03:43 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/5fCpXdJ.png

, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 12:27 (nine years ago)

The Cosmos Is Yours To Be Misused By

I never thought poet would be one of the first occupations replaced by robots.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 14:19 (nine years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnaqoWcWgAAJSzF.jpg

Spottie, Friday, 15 July 2016 18:28 (nine years ago)

nice

brexit through the rift shock (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 July 2016 18:38 (nine years ago)

nice

, Friday, 15 July 2016 18:45 (nine years ago)

too soon

skateboard of education (rip van wanko), Friday, 15 July 2016 18:46 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF7lv1gfP1Q

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 17 July 2016 23:22 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X10UV90yIz8

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 05:55 (nine years ago)

http://i64.tinypic.com/2emla0w.jpg

MaresNest, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 17:44 (nine years ago)

that monster!

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 17:48 (nine years ago)

it is wednesday, my dudes

https://vine.co/v/iM0HnpBebd0

goole, Wednesday, 20 July 2016 16:22 (nine years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/VTwkLLG.jpg

El Tomboto, Thursday, 21 July 2016 00:31 (nine years ago)

belongs more on nerd lols thread

El Tomboto, Thursday, 21 July 2016 00:33 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvGVzNf3J_I

scott seward, Thursday, 21 July 2016 03:20 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/YOIsSSg.png

, Thursday, 21 July 2016 11:55 (nine years ago)

#4 will surprise you

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 21 July 2016 12:02 (nine years ago)

You'd know more than I.

pplains, Thursday, 21 July 2016 13:36 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDWdUCF7SvA

based stress reduction (crüt), Thursday, 21 July 2016 13:41 (nine years ago)

i want to kickstart a series of youtubes of me deciding not to buy things

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 21 July 2016 14:09 (nine years ago)

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1223572320992844

Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Thursday, 21 July 2016 15:24 (nine years ago)

LOL Hitler

http://i.imgur.com/iySyPTS.jpg

scott seward, Thursday, 21 July 2016 16:56 (nine years ago)

the chair guy and autism:

http://triblive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/lifestyles/homegarden/s_642688.html

scott seward, Thursday, 21 July 2016 18:18 (nine years ago)

https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8816774912/hBC66441D.jpg

am0n, Thursday, 21 July 2016 18:29 (nine years ago)

plastic chair guy is not that far removed from people who are into design imo

mh, Thursday, 21 July 2016 18:31 (nine years ago)

main difference being i would happily spend an hour talking with plastic chair guy

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 21 July 2016 19:18 (nine years ago)

Every time I wanna make fun of someone for being weird, they turn out to have the autism. It's no fair.

del griffith, Thursday, 21 July 2016 19:25 (nine years ago)

i did it today. i was at the lol apple store and i saw two guys holding hands and thought "that's weird they're holding hands like that in the mall" because it didn't look romanting or anything it just looked odd. then one of them got on the ground in the apple store and i understood. i think they were brothers.

assawoman bay (harbl), Thursday, 21 July 2016 23:33 (nine years ago)

http://www.topgear.com/car-news/interview/dartz-inside-worlds-craziest-car-company#1

Three Word Username, Saturday, 23 July 2016 17:04 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/c0eGMzp.gif

, Saturday, 23 July 2016 20:56 (nine years ago)

I think my favorite part is the yellow fire hydrant exiting stage left

El Tomboto, Saturday, 23 July 2016 21:03 (nine years ago)

in my mind's ear it says whaheeeeee in a little helium voice

El Tomboto, Saturday, 23 July 2016 21:13 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/RuczJfZ.gif

, Saturday, 23 July 2016 21:19 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN3wawg1C28

, Saturday, 23 July 2016 21:56 (nine years ago)

some poor middle school librarian somewhere telling a room of giggling teenagers what the acronym means

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Sunday, 24 July 2016 17:01 (nine years ago)

budget imax opening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Nt34_zWwEE

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 25 July 2016 02:00 (nine years ago)

I think my favorite part is the yellow fire hydrant exiting stage left

I thought this was a dog first time round

An artsy picture, but you know, she was a model. Really successful. (stevie), Monday, 25 July 2016 09:00 (nine years ago)

http://meetgraham.com.au/view-graham

am0n, Monday, 25 July 2016 21:14 (nine years ago)

ugh i hate that thing

assawoman bay (harbl), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 00:25 (nine years ago)

somewhere there has to be porn with it by now, right?

joygoat, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 01:26 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/i0BZNUn.jpg

, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 11:55 (nine years ago)

https://vine.co/v/iLPFruALIxU

, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 12:24 (nine years ago)

What if Tyler Durden is The Joker.

pplains, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 13:20 (nine years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CowArwMUkAET31F.jpg

Spottie, Monday, 1 August 2016 05:56 (nine years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CpHVFY0VYAA-dOl.jpg:small

mookieproof, Friday, 5 August 2016 19:56 (nine years ago)

http://school.discoveryeducation.com/clipart/images/i-know.gif

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 5 August 2016 20:05 (nine years ago)

https://thenib.com/this-is-not-fine

El Tomboto, Friday, 5 August 2016 21:27 (nine years ago)

I assume that's from the trolley problems fb page, xp

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 5 August 2016 21:34 (nine years ago)

https://twitter.com/WholesomeMeme

goole, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 21:22 (nine years ago)

nice
http://htts%3A//pbs.twimg.com/media/CpYPzcXXYAA6W-s.jpg

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 21:26 (nine years ago)

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CpYPzcXXYAA6W-s.jpg

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 21:26 (nine years ago)

And then there's https://twitter.com/MemesForJesus

http://i.imgur.com/ICa7wV0.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 21:27 (nine years ago)

https://soundcloud.com/starmanmashups/tori-amos-vs-smash-mouth-winter-sun-star-man-mashup

mookieproof, Friday, 12 August 2016 19:34 (nine years ago)

ok that's sublimely awful

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 12 August 2016 20:28 (nine years ago)

He has some good ones on his page
https://soundcloud.com/starmanmashups/the-rebel-yell-that-i-get

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 12 August 2016 20:30 (nine years ago)

http://67.media.tumblr.com/e1377fe551d0fc4a137ec9fbf8cf9de3/tumblr_obzawwqto71tltt8zo1_1280.jpg

pokemon go speed run (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 16:37 (nine years ago)

Re that picture https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/765579594086883328

Neil S, Tuesday, 16 August 2016 16:41 (nine years ago)

xpost Fantastic.

H.R. Giggles (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 16:41 (nine years ago)

http://gfycat.com/LegalVigilantBlacknorwegianelkhound

how's life, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 22:56 (nine years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CqQulALVIAAeNvy.jpg

mookieproof, Saturday, 20 August 2016 01:25 (nine years ago)

https://twitter.com/itsbizkit/status/766210963083255808

Spottie, Tuesday, 23 August 2016 22:11 (nine years ago)

heh, i just posted the same thing to "sort of lol, mostly o_O"

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 22:17 (nine years ago)

someone should have ran up and slammed the door shut, it was humanity's last chance

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 22:20 (nine years ago)

Jesus
they went to some weird posture/speaking session and that's why their mouths super-enunciate by opening ungodly wide, right?

mh, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 01:47 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ8cNwvVpvE

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 16:35 (nine years ago)

The recruitment vice-president and recruitment chair remind me of

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/6/64/Ssnews.humpty.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110426202940

how's life, Thursday, 25 August 2016 13:29 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkv-_LqTeQA

schwantz, Friday, 26 August 2016 18:51 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAgJuVr2fds

davey, Friday, 26 August 2016 21:27 (nine years ago)

i've never clicked on anything faster

mookieproof, Friday, 26 August 2016 23:46 (nine years ago)

lol

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 26 August 2016 23:48 (nine years ago)

that was it

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 26 August 2016 23:58 (nine years ago)

atlas is funnier as a drunk northerner imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttVhzzaPd_k

i can pee through time (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 27 August 2016 10:42 (nine years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cq4hctiWAAI9_0S.jpg:large

map, Saturday, 27 August 2016 17:44 (nine years ago)

http://www.unionleader.com/storyimage/UL/20151223/NEWS03/151229656/AR/0/AR-151229656.jpg

Accused of harassing Keene parking meter officers, activists known as Robin Hood and his band of Merry Men, from left, James Cleaveland, Ian Freeman, Kate Ager, Graham Colson and Garrett Ean, stand outside Cheshire County Superior Court in this 2014 file photo.

scott seward, Thursday, 8 September 2016 02:48 (nine years ago)

LOUIS

until the next, delayed, glaciation (map), Thursday, 8 September 2016 02:54 (nine years ago)

full screen for max lolz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvPIvoJkmGs&app=desktop

davey, Thursday, 8 September 2016 03:29 (nine years ago)

hopefully this works :/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvPIvoJkmGs

davey, Thursday, 8 September 2016 03:29 (nine years ago)

That works and is hilarious

JRN, Thursday, 8 September 2016 07:00 (nine years ago)

lol

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 8 September 2016 07:14 (nine years ago)

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Crwqk_YWAAAtoK2.jpg

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 8 September 2016 15:36 (nine years ago)

Thanks to jaymc, I've seen Merriam-Webster's heat before:

http://i.imgur.com/sCHHvWA.jpg

pplains, Thursday, 8 September 2016 17:08 (nine years ago)

lol good burn

davey, Thursday, 8 September 2016 20:08 (nine years ago)

lol

how's life, Thursday, 8 September 2016 23:29 (nine years ago)

http://media.giphy.com/media/xTk9ZMKkXdesJYMCUU/giphy.gif

pplains, Friday, 9 September 2016 00:10 (nine years ago)

the rain boils spontaneously on the mansplain plain

http://i.imgur.com/HGwDsOC.jpg

, Friday, 9 September 2016 12:08 (nine years ago)

All day that ian curtis rollercoaster has been popping into my head and improving my life

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Friday, 9 September 2016 12:58 (nine years ago)

xp holy shit

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 9 September 2016 13:03 (nine years ago)

wow

jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 9 September 2016 13:13 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnMbhJDwG-k

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 9 September 2016 15:49 (nine years ago)

Not sure if this has been posted (probably has, but I'm not gonna wait for 4002 posts to load to check):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpuINaqFPh8

ed.b, Friday, 9 September 2016 19:40 (nine years ago)

great stuff!

niels, Friday, 9 September 2016 19:49 (nine years ago)

just saw ian curtis rollercoaster and i fucking cried laughing

a very in-your-face, hard-edged machine bottom (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 9 September 2016 19:54 (nine years ago)

Did we call this or what

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnR9ah0v1o4

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 9 September 2016 19:55 (nine years ago)

the guy who got burned by a dictionary wants to talk about it
https://archive.is/DzwyJ

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Saturday, 10 September 2016 00:44 (nine years ago)

I read his novel a couple of years ago. I enjoyed the websters tweet more.

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Saturday, 10 September 2016 03:13 (nine years ago)

does anyone have the jpg of the robot-arm thing spelling out the word BUTTMASTER with building blocks? did i even get it from here?

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Saturday, 10 September 2016 15:37 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAlDy_Pt7aA

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Saturday, 10 September 2016 17:12 (nine years ago)

that welcome to your new meme video hurt my mind a little bit

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Sunday, 11 September 2016 14:59 (nine years ago)

throwing sideways is hard to think on

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Sunday, 11 September 2016 15:43 (nine years ago)

welcome to know your new meme is some pretty intense post-lols

del griffith, Sunday, 11 September 2016 16:56 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omIUhv0nBCw

del griffith, Sunday, 11 September 2016 16:59 (nine years ago)

it's so malkovich

del griffith, Sunday, 11 September 2016 17:13 (nine years ago)

my 11 year old turned me on to this one. love it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRvuSPBSPL4

scott seward, Sunday, 11 September 2016 18:15 (nine years ago)

The basketball segment is particularly popular in our house. We've never seen the source material for it.

how's life, Monday, 12 September 2016 00:34 (nine years ago)

that's a lot to take in

a very in-your-face, hard-edged machine bottom (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:48 (nine years ago)

u can now make yr own lacroix flavorz!

http://mylacroix.com/

davey, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 23:49 (nine years ago)

the hipsterization of lacroix is very confusing.
it's cheap ass seltzer!

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 15 September 2016 03:17 (nine years ago)

It's very deliberate

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Thursday, 15 September 2016 03:22 (nine years ago)

i guess confusing isn't the word i mean. "stupid" maybe

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 15 September 2016 03:26 (nine years ago)

is clearly canadian still making a comeback

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 15 September 2016 03:28 (nine years ago)

lacroix's flavoring is much less cloying and fake tasting than say perrier flavored imo.

slam dunk, Thursday, 15 September 2016 17:15 (nine years ago)

la croix's articial falvors are pretty bad

, Thursday, 15 September 2016 17:56 (nine years ago)

i haven't tasted that stuff since i was 12 or 13 and it was the generic cola mom used to buy.

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 15 September 2016 18:03 (nine years ago)

la croix is the new fango

davey, Thursday, 15 September 2016 21:58 (nine years ago)

you mean faygo?

how's life, Friday, 16 September 2016 00:30 (nine years ago)

There's some corporate connection between La Croix and Faygo I think.

La Croix more like the new PBR (10 years ago) though. Almost comical how much of a thing this is now.

circa1916, Friday, 16 September 2016 04:14 (nine years ago)

unflavored pellegrino for life.

savvinesslessness (map), Friday, 16 September 2016 21:47 (nine years ago)

I made a brown can and called it fart

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Friday, 16 September 2016 21:53 (nine years ago)

tee hee
http://i.imgur.com/MY76iPQ.gifv

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Friday, 16 September 2016 22:24 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/MY76iPQ.gif

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Friday, 16 September 2016 22:25 (nine years ago)

lol

savvinesslessness (map), Friday, 16 September 2016 22:26 (nine years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CsrKuHLUMAA2Lks.jpg:large

savvinesslessness (map), Monday, 19 September 2016 00:41 (nine years ago)

cover should have been by Al Jaffee

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 19 September 2016 02:35 (nine years ago)

a fold-in!

tokyo rosemary, Monday, 19 September 2016 03:03 (nine years ago)

https://twitter.com/MackNSweetJones/status/778833404368392192

Spottie, Friday, 23 September 2016 17:43 (nine years ago)

that's basically me in a couple years

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 23 September 2016 19:04 (nine years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CtP-4Y2VUAAiDOI.jpg:large

savvinesslessness (map), Monday, 26 September 2016 05:30 (nine years ago)

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/553lxs/my_31f_husband_33m_of_4_years_doesnt_take_our

mookieproof, Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:37 (nine years ago)

lol or a little too fake, not sure

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:39 (nine years ago)

With the Spy outfit he would come in and check me for wires and do the whole Pink Panther thing where he says "It is lovely weather we are having" while sneaking to the drapes and then beating the drapes up. I was envisioning a more James Bond-eqsue seduction.

goole, Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:40 (nine years ago)

"drapes"

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:41 (nine years ago)

oh, i don't imagine it's real, but OFFICER DOWN is a+

mookieproof, Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:56 (nine years ago)

JAZZ LOON, guys

https://youtu.be/8wK00jIO1Go

goole, Friday, 30 September 2016 02:29 (nine years ago)

omg

savvinesslessness (map), Friday, 30 September 2016 02:32 (nine years ago)

IN A SENSE, THE JUXTAPOSITION OF LOONS AND CONTEMPORARY JAZZ THAT YOU'LL HEAR ON JAZZ LOON IS NOT AN UNNATURAL ONE. YOU MIGHT THINK OF THIS AS AN INTER-SPECIES "TRADING OF LICKS," OR REGARD IT AS A COLLECTION OF RIFFS OFFERED BY ONE UNCOMMONLY EXPRESSIVE SPECIES TO ANOTHER. THE MESSAGE UNDERLYING THESE SAX SOLOS, LOON YODELS, FLUGELHORN INTERLUDES, WAILS AND HOOTS, AND GUITAR PASSAGES IS ONE OF UNITY: WE ARE, LOON AND HUMAN ALIKE, PUT HERE TO EXPRESS OURSELVES AND TO JOINTLY ARRIVE AT HITHERTO UNDREAMED-OF HARMONIES. YOU HAVE JUST PURCHASED A SAMPLING OF SUCH HARMONIES, ONE THAT WE HAVE PROUDLY ENTITLED JAZZ LOON.

del griffith, Friday, 30 September 2016 03:08 (nine years ago)

https://www.discogs.com/Unknown-Artist-Jazz-Loon/release/6315718

Tracklist
1 Sun Dancer 4:08
2 West Side Blues 2:48
3 Breezin' Along 4:17
4 Sensual Encounter 3:28
5 Nightcap 3:58
6 Just You And Me 4:40
7 Hey Pretty Lady 3:14
8 Jazzman 2:53
9 White Sand 3:48
10 Top Cat 5:08
11 Uptown Funk 4:21
12 Interlude 3:57
13 Club Catamaran 3:43
14 All Aboard 3:09
15 Weekend Romance 5:10

esempiu (crüt), Friday, 30 September 2016 03:16 (nine years ago)

very intriguing

savvinesslessness (map), Friday, 30 September 2016 03:42 (nine years ago)

1. Holy fucking shit
2. I love that the image is from a cassette insert
3. The address on the insert is 125 miles from where I grew up

joygoat, Friday, 30 September 2016 04:40 (nine years ago)

recommended right next to it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzfbrbW5pHI

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 30 September 2016 14:48 (nine years ago)

jazz loon is really something special

who knew antiseptic elevator jazz was crying out for the vocal stylings of an aquatic bird all this time

meat emissions (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:01 (nine years ago)

the loon reminds me of Airto

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:12 (nine years ago)

am I crazy or does Jazz Loon not have enough loon on it.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:15 (nine years ago)

I mean, if I'm going to listen to an hour plus of Jazz Loon, then I really want to hear that loon blow

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:16 (nine years ago)

c'mon man it's the notes the loon doesn't play

meat emissions (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:19 (nine years ago)

ty for jazz loon

jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:21 (nine years ago)

ty for new display name

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:23 (nine years ago)

yr welcome, use it wisely

meat emissions (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 30 September 2016 15:26 (nine years ago)

that loon has come a long way since being kicked out of 808 state

PappaWheelie V, Friday, 30 September 2016 15:56 (nine years ago)

https://soundcloud.com/dbalatero/jazz-loon-all-tracks-at-once

adam, Friday, 30 September 2016 16:10 (nine years ago)

perfect. i was already playing Jazz wolf + Jazz Loon simultaneously when you posted this. ty

PappaWheelie V, Friday, 30 September 2016 16:15 (nine years ago)

hoooooooly fuck, that's next level

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Friday, 30 September 2016 16:27 (nine years ago)

the cool down at the end of this track is amazing

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Friday, 30 September 2016 16:32 (nine years ago)

Jazz Loon is what I've always wished Dead Can Dance sounded more like

seafaring funnyman Jacques Custos (rip van wanko), Friday, 30 September 2016 16:41 (nine years ago)

there is a New Age Loon (and also New Age Loon II) but I can't find it streaming anywhere!!

laraaji p. henson (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 30 September 2016 17:53 (nine years ago)

don't say i never did anything for you

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Friday, 30 September 2016 18:14 (nine years ago)

trying again

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Friday, 30 September 2016 18:15 (nine years ago)

OH MY GOD

laraaji p. henson (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 30 September 2016 18:28 (nine years ago)

hero of heroes!!!!!

laraaji p. henson (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 30 September 2016 18:29 (nine years ago)

a coworker has informed me that he bought the jazz loon tape from a gift store in mackinac island in the early 90s

bitcoin bajas (diamonddave85), Saturday, 1 October 2016 16:45 (nine years ago)

I just listened to the mashup of all the Jazz Loon tracks and seriously almost peed myself.

Our Salads Are Now Almost Entirely Blood-Free! (Old Lunch), Saturday, 1 October 2016 17:09 (nine years ago)

New age Loon is changing my life. So smooth

calstars, Sunday, 2 October 2016 00:51 (nine years ago)

a coworker has informed me that he bought the jazz loon tape from a gift store in mackinac island in the early 90s

I feel pretty confident that there are still copies of this available for purchase in cheesy gift shops throughout the upper great lakes region.

joygoat, Sunday, 2 October 2016 16:32 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/SbTqzGc.jpg

esempiu (crüt), Wednesday, 5 October 2016 03:53 (nine years ago)

Honestly getting a little sad listening to Jazz Wolf thinking about this commenter:

Grim Grinning Ghost131 year ago
I still have trouble listening to this without tearing up. My dog that was with me from two to seventeen years old passed away a year ago. She was a wolf dog, and I used to play this and howl at her, seeing if she'd howl back. I really miss her, but I know that the bone cancer she had, isn't hurting her anymore.

andrew m., Wednesday, 5 October 2016 21:46 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U3Rh9mxcoU

, Thursday, 6 October 2016 14:23 (nine years ago)

not to be a meme purist or anything but i kinda prefer the original white people dropping stuff in infomercials video.

scott seward, Thursday, 6 October 2016 17:53 (nine years ago)

I assume you guys are all already familiar with the jazz humpback whale album?

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Thursday, 6 October 2016 18:34 (nine years ago)

https://www.amazon.co.uk/JUKIN-BACK-FOUNTAIN-BOGSIDE-THEMSELVES/dp/B0012BB2KS

calstars, Friday, 7 October 2016 01:39 (nine years ago)

does anyone know what the term 'jukin' back' means?

calstars, Friday, 7 October 2016 01:39 (nine years ago)

vic berger youtube videos mentioned in election thread were great, found this older one it is one of his best imo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1SdjRSqqHE

marcos, Friday, 7 October 2016 19:07 (nine years ago)

his vids are hit or miss but some are really good in particular the jeb one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMLXfF5s_N8

marcos, Friday, 7 October 2016 19:08 (nine years ago)

New age loon CD came in the mail today
Will be rocking it in the car tomorrow

calstars, Saturday, 8 October 2016 03:29 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXTEB8K1yaY

scott seward, Wednesday, 12 October 2016 15:30 (nine years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvDqB4nWAAEWTO_.jpg:large

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 20:09 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmUqZ7zlVZQ

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 26 October 2016 20:25 (nine years ago)

i love that account

goole, Thursday, 27 October 2016 16:53 (nine years ago)

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oz8xEBwgIAvFUEJ5S/giphy.gif

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Wednesday, 2 November 2016 15:49 (nine years ago)

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oz8xEBwgIAvFUEJ5S/giphy.gif

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Wednesday, 2 November 2016 15:49 (nine years ago)

okay very dog owner lol

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Wednesday, 2 November 2016 16:38 (nine years ago)

https://vine.co/v/eV5p5ZxueXT

pplains, Saturday, 5 November 2016 03:38 (nine years ago)

https://twitter.com/scheffyy/status/798980236247371776

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 17 November 2016 03:03 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FunoDTsdr2E

del griffith, Thursday, 17 November 2016 20:17 (eight years ago)

they flew too close to the sun.

scott seward, Thursday, 17 November 2016 21:50 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDQxoqTtHJo

andrew m., Friday, 18 November 2016 16:05 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6iN6VTL7v8

Karl Malone, Monday, 21 November 2016 16:41 (eight years ago)

Snoop watching Kanye's freakout:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBwwN5X2Fhk

schwantz, Monday, 21 November 2016 18:41 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwNGR792Ifk

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 1 December 2016 12:46 (eight years ago)

oh wow, that's something special alright

trump le monde (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 1 December 2016 12:54 (eight years ago)

oh man

pplains, Thursday, 1 December 2016 14:14 (eight years ago)

this rocks

nxd, Thursday, 1 December 2016 15:57 (eight years ago)

huh this is exactly the same as my karaoke version

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 1 December 2016 23:23 (eight years ago)

My work computers have no sound and I didn't pack my headphones today, so I waited like 11 hours to come here and finally listen to that.
Completely worth it, especially the part where my wife reacted like I'd just waved a jar of vintage cat piss under her nose.

El Tomboto, Friday, 2 December 2016 02:31 (eight years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/BzKuL5A.gif

pplains, Saturday, 3 December 2016 15:17 (eight years ago)

HA

the late great, Sunday, 4 December 2016 00:05 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psIdan9GSRM

am0n, Monday, 5 December 2016 17:38 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dP1RinpdmI

qualx, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 04:04 (eight years ago)

lmao

Spottie, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 04:31 (eight years ago)

fuuuuuuck that was like a slomo russian dashcam

damn

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 04:39 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/memeprovider/status/804430062678376448

goole, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 18:08 (eight years ago)

i've been trying to remember what that game was called!

pplains, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 19:26 (eight years ago)

lol i saw that montreal thing earlier today, hilarious

I've read Ta-nehisi Coates. (marcos), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 19:27 (eight years ago)

there are some good versions set to music on youtube

I've read Ta-nehisi Coates. (marcos), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 19:29 (eight years ago)

the plow truck fruitlessly slinging salt as it slid was my favorite

I've read Ta-nehisi Coates. (marcos), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 19:31 (eight years ago)

At first, I was all "oh come on, these poor people shouldn't be in the lolz thread..." but then, it just kept happening.

I would expect something like this from Tulsa or maybe Richmond, Va., but Montreal?

pplains, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 19:33 (eight years ago)

^^^what i was thinking, too

jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, 6 December 2016 20:53 (eight years ago)

anyone knows who these guys are?

https://twitter.com/worldstar/status/806315624238555138

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 19:14 (eight years ago)

they look like jackasses

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 19:17 (eight years ago)

Gym tan laundry dudes from the look of it

calstars, Wednesday, 7 December 2016 23:28 (eight years ago)

Why don't they just fuck each other and get it over with?

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Thursday, 8 December 2016 02:53 (eight years ago)

every college dude ever?

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 December 2016 04:10 (eight years ago)

no

qualx, Thursday, 8 December 2016 05:59 (eight years ago)

Why don't they just fuck each other and get it over with?

they appear to be systematically working their way through sharing all of their bodily fluids so it's only a matter of time before 'lol just jizzed in u bro joeks #nohomo' happens

Rush Limbaugh and Lou Reed doing sex with your parents (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 8 December 2016 10:34 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9il52dlnnc

del griffith, Friday, 9 December 2016 05:35 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0_1g5FVYAc

the late great, Friday, 9 December 2016 08:34 (eight years ago)

That song abt service is great

niels, Friday, 9 December 2016 14:06 (eight years ago)

cringe lols

calstars, Friday, 9 December 2016 14:46 (eight years ago)

https://media.giphy.com/media/l0HlAQdHvegjdr6SY/giphy.gif

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 9 December 2016 16:24 (eight years ago)

nice one

calstars, Friday, 9 December 2016 19:08 (eight years ago)

That song abt service is great

― niels, Friday, December 9, 2016 6:06 AM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I interpreted it to be more about selling than service, so it's interesting that you picked up on more of the service aspect.

I also believe it to be intended as one of those "raps"

del griffith, Friday, 9 December 2016 20:57 (eight years ago)

better with the sound off

calstars, Friday, 9 December 2016 21:11 (eight years ago)

https://vimeo.com/195413500

Long post, yet important. (crüt), Thursday, 15 December 2016 04:21 (eight years ago)

excellent

niels, Thursday, 15 December 2016 09:26 (eight years ago)

they had an album out this year!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waixG1Dhr3w

scott seward, Thursday, 15 December 2016 13:36 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/809564320082305024

Spottie, Friday, 16 December 2016 23:00 (eight years ago)

I think I first saw the 'Selling is Service' video as part of this amazing playlist: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7XlqX4npddfrdpMCxBnNZXg2GFll7t5y . Probably plenty there that y'all have seen before but it kept me reliably lolling for hours.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLRWloiIC58

Froyo On My Slacks (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 December 2016 23:35 (eight years ago)

That is a superb playlist, thanks

niels, Saturday, 17 December 2016 14:51 (eight years ago)

yeah important videos is a like a deep mine filled with precious gold, a goldmine if you will. Miraculously I hadn't seen any of those memevids before, either because I live in a hole or despite it. Appreciated the expert-level curation skills, including obvious time constraint criteria. High quality product

del griffith, Saturday, 17 December 2016 18:49 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVJzibVS2YM

Karl Malone, Saturday, 17 December 2016 23:38 (eight years ago)

Hahaa that is good

niels, Sunday, 18 December 2016 17:42 (eight years ago)

I like this one with Christmas music a bit better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqiogBRg7l4

Number None, Sunday, 18 December 2016 17:56 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/brendohare/status/810532755033522176

soref, Monday, 19 December 2016 02:21 (eight years ago)

holy shit

Long post, yet important. (crüt), Monday, 19 December 2016 02:48 (eight years ago)

http://i67.tinypic.com/24pe7au.png

sleepingbag, Monday, 19 December 2016 02:53 (eight years ago)

that can't be real

but then again, who knows

Karl Malone, Monday, 19 December 2016 02:56 (eight years ago)

wouldn't put it past some Brooklyn/San Fran bar to do that at all. Funny that it's like double the price of craft beer.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 19 December 2016 02:58 (eight years ago)

feels real to me

marcos, Monday, 19 December 2016 03:03 (eight years ago)

they priced it per ounce

mh 😏, Monday, 19 December 2016 03:37 (eight years ago)

it's also the funny joke item not to be actually ordered, like when a "fancy" burger place has a bunch of $10 range burgers and then one burger that's like $1000 and has gold flakes and comes with champagne

mh 😏, Monday, 19 December 2016 03:38 (eight years ago)

upcycling, you guys

a Warren Beatty film about Earth (El Tomboto), Monday, 19 December 2016 14:40 (eight years ago)

i bet that's totally real -- they had 40s on the menu (in a bag that you could leave with) at a pizza place in crested butte, colorado, ten years ago (this place: http://www.secretstash.com/)

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 19 December 2016 15:28 (eight years ago)

the genius of it is that you could bring in your own beer in a brown paper bag and if they questioned your outside beverage you could strongly insist it's none of their business, as anyone drinking out of a paper bag rightly would

mh 😏, Monday, 19 December 2016 15:35 (eight years ago)

many xps but wow at the "important videos" playlist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2ZQ1OdfcHI

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Monday, 19 December 2016 20:59 (eight years ago)

yeah, i lost a good amount of time yesterday watching that playlist as well (i never finished it). it sometimes veers into "dumb people hurting themselves and other" jackass style territory, but not very often, and at any rate most of the clips are so short that it's easy to wait a few seconds and move on to the next one

Karl Malone, Monday, 19 December 2016 21:09 (eight years ago)

i should be finished soon.
there's a fair amount of garbage but the highs are very high

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Monday, 19 December 2016 21:29 (eight years ago)

Glad I could help spread the joy and wonder.

Froyo On My Slacks (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 December 2016 22:41 (eight years ago)

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00F547P6S/?tag=097-20&ascsubtag=v5_1_3_92j_3ahj_4_104u640e_2

the late great, Monday, 19 December 2016 23:04 (eight years ago)

Question: Would Sheryl Crow approve?

Answer: Not only would she approve, she's the one that recommended them to me. Her pre-Shittens classic from quite a few years ago "Strong Enough" was actually written about the inefficacies of simple 2-ply. She opened with the lines that tell it all... "God, I feel like hell tonight, Tears of rage I cannot fight..." Then just goes on and on about how she needs someone strong enough. Her producers had her modify the original lyrics "Are you strong enough to clean my can" to what we currently know them to be for fear of poor reception by the general public. Once she tried Shittens, Cheryl was hooked, and thanks to her, so am I.

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Monday, 19 December 2016 23:33 (eight years ago)

http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/20/this-imax-version-of-the-trailer-for-the-mummy-left-out-one-thing-the-sound-effects-6334520/

watch now, the studio is purging their mistake

mh 😏, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 20:10 (eight years ago)

would absolutely pay to see that movie without sound fx

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 20:15 (eight years ago)

eeeeuurgph! ahhhh!

mh 😏, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 20:18 (eight years ago)

1:10

"No. .... Mwwwwmmm!"

ILXorcist 2: The Heretic (Eric H.), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 20:19 (eight years ago)

David Wilcox
good hope it flopsat the boxoffice youcan not make money out of the pharoahs or act like them its bad karma insulting them

qualx, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 03:00 (eight years ago)

that is a very good comment

mh 😏, Wednesday, 21 December 2016 03:13 (eight years ago)

two weeks pass...

I just need to say that the Ian Curtis thing someone posted 3 months ago is KILLING me right now. Thank you.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 January 2017 16:53 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8

del griffith, Sunday, 8 January 2017 02:34 (eight years ago)

what

calstars, Sunday, 8 January 2017 02:48 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOAvovVMgss

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Sunday, 8 January 2017 20:25 (eight years ago)

отлично

del griffith, Sunday, 8 January 2017 22:43 (eight years ago)

https://youtu.be/_UFsMMFjmVs

gr8080, Friday, 13 January 2017 21:14 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yyHhQ6wD-c

pplains, Saturday, 14 January 2017 17:14 (eight years ago)

maybe that's why i've never had trouble opening a jar. i'm left handed! thanks

assawoman bay (harbl), Saturday, 14 January 2017 18:51 (eight years ago)

Chuck Tingle is a national treasure

Number None, Saturday, 14 January 2017 19:14 (eight years ago)

Nickelback Simulator 2.0
requires flash

the ghost of lorax past (FlopsyDuck), Thursday, 19 January 2017 01:32 (eight years ago)

oh god just the look on his face had me dying. genuine out loud laughs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnErLwrQYQ4

scott seward, Thursday, 19 January 2017 14:57 (eight years ago)

Reminds me of this (now defunct) Finnish engineering company:

http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/rape-plan.jpg

Tuomas, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 15:17 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DZ_BzaSz0A

dollar general (am0n), Monday, 6 February 2017 02:20 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3Lgh2-dsY0

dollar general (am0n), Monday, 6 February 2017 02:21 (eight years ago)

very mortal kombat

A big shout out goes to the lamb chops, thos lamb chops (ulysses), Monday, 6 February 2017 18:58 (eight years ago)

idgi

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 02:07 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVvt7hP5a-0

pplains, Saturday, 11 February 2017 03:17 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf4-5UjT638

goole, Monday, 13 February 2017 20:43 (eight years ago)

an alterbanger

removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Monday, 13 February 2017 20:55 (eight years ago)

Tbf daft punk made a whole career out of that

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Monday, 13 February 2017 23:17 (eight years ago)

Everything is Terrible did a pretty good condensed version of that movie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWW20wNfqXU&sns=em

circa1916, Monday, 13 February 2017 23:29 (eight years ago)

not working but i had to find it anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWW20wNfqXU

qualx, Tuesday, 14 February 2017 03:26 (eight years ago)

my favorite wikipedia paragraph of all time:

Upon release Vibrations had initial success due to its gritty realism and uncompromising (and unconventional) character development. But Vibrations gained a loyal underground following and quickly became a cult classic, helping propel electronic music into the 21st century.

qualx, Tuesday, 14 February 2017 03:26 (eight years ago)

The guy who wrote and directed that is now the main honcho at Lions Gate

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 14 February 2017 04:38 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4sR4VnWcAAxo-f.jpg

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 15 February 2017 10:09 (eight years ago)

for the finns, silence

tha frash prance (alomar lines), Thursday, 16 February 2017 06:29 (eight years ago)

nobody was killed and the gunman detained so okay to laugh?

https://twitter.com/TheNothingarian/status/832648154122067969

, Friday, 17 February 2017 18:16 (eight years ago)

shots fired indeed

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 17 February 2017 18:22 (eight years ago)

casting call:

http://i.imgur.com/mpkXLmL.gif

pplains, Sunday, 19 February 2017 05:30 (eight years ago)

looks like the audience at a danzig reunion show

removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Sunday, 19 February 2017 07:18 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0PNk_wUAAAwNcS.jpg

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 22 February 2017 15:58 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CxQ_ATzUoAACs8d.jpg

goole, Monday, 27 February 2017 20:51 (eight years ago)

Stealing that gymspiration.

insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Monday, 27 February 2017 20:57 (eight years ago)

Dang - http://imgur.com/a/uf7Oj

MaresNest, Friday, 3 March 2017 22:30 (eight years ago)

lol

how's life, Saturday, 4 March 2017 12:16 (eight years ago)

doug got ripped off!

Karl Malone, Sunday, 5 March 2017 18:46 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr3ngmRuGUc

removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Sunday, 5 March 2017 21:37 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aC55tk_jXA

StanM, Tuesday, 7 March 2017 18:32 (eight years ago)

https://68.media.tumblr.com/5b7e3106e4dc7192c69243f8013b3564/tumblr_omkfw8J3961qep5zro1_1280.jpg

im a male feminist, i have a fleshlight just to eat it out (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 March 2017 21:58 (eight years ago)

lol I showed my friends that one as the laziest but best version of the Ryan tv presentation meme

mh 😏, Friday, 10 March 2017 06:09 (eight years ago)

...because milkwalker is coming for you!

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 10 March 2017 14:55 (eight years ago)

nightmarish

im a male feminist, i have a fleshlight just to eat it out (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 March 2017 15:05 (eight years ago)

milkwalker

marcos, Friday, 10 March 2017 15:10 (eight years ago)

Your move, Lovecraft!

The twin snake of violence and sex is more like a sick wolf. (Old Lunch), Friday, 10 March 2017 15:11 (eight years ago)

Milk Tie Dough-Ty Walker!

how's life, Friday, 10 March 2017 15:14 (eight years ago)

milkwalker vs slenderman

im a male feminist, i have a fleshlight just to eat it out (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 March 2017 15:25 (eight years ago)

Is that real? I can't find much info but this article says that it was originally posted by someone who did creepypasta.

“It’s definitely an offshoot of the creepy pasta community, as [the original poster] had a Slenderman series that was big among the the horror community,” Tumblr told the Daily Dot via email.

jmm, Friday, 10 March 2017 15:29 (eight years ago)

Milkwalker is clearly a dairy-based descendant of the GoT White Walkers

Moodles, Friday, 10 March 2017 15:34 (eight years ago)

do NOT make milkwalker wait
do NOT make milkwalker's milk go bad
do NOT make milkwalker make you drink the bad milk of milkwalker

Karl Malone, Friday, 10 March 2017 18:06 (eight years ago)

I like to think of myself as a horror aficionado, and I've encountered few things in the horror genre that have unnerved me in the way that Milkwalker has. Just the name alone. Yeesh.

The twin snake of violence and sex is more like a sick wolf. (Old Lunch), Friday, 10 March 2017 18:10 (eight years ago)

Like, I'm laughing, but I can't be certain that it isn't in an attempt to convince myself that laughter can still exist in Milkwalker's world.

The twin snake of violence and sex is more like a sick wolf. (Old Lunch), Friday, 10 March 2017 18:12 (eight years ago)

Laughing is a type of screaming

jmm, Friday, 10 March 2017 18:22 (eight years ago)

I like that for what it is, but it does kinda have a proto-rage comic/pepe vibe and I bet that what resonates with a lot of people.

how's life, Friday, 10 March 2017 18:35 (eight years ago)

look at the size of the pupils on milkwalker

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 10 March 2017 22:41 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jia28gtQ1kU

dollar general (am0n), Saturday, 11 March 2017 00:00 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpJySNi6k4M

dollar general (am0n), Saturday, 11 March 2017 00:03 (eight years ago)

this thread died with trump imo

El Tomboto, Saturday, 11 March 2017 00:06 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8G3XjA7pFU

dollar general (am0n), Saturday, 11 March 2017 00:34 (eight years ago)

this is a good channel on the web

http://www.youtube.com/user/LegalZahn/videos

dollar general (am0n), Saturday, 11 March 2017 00:36 (eight years ago)

i have missed you am0n

mookieproof, Saturday, 11 March 2017 02:04 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF75xTzMuXw

Karl Malone, Sunday, 12 March 2017 16:57 (eight years ago)

lol

gr8080, Sunday, 12 March 2017 16:59 (eight years ago)

paranoid dude channel is some sad shit

removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Sunday, 12 March 2017 19:29 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ErzM41Zf_s

del griffith, Sunday, 12 March 2017 23:10 (eight years ago)

pretty lame that the dude doesn't also cram his Naväge up his nose immediately after speaking, but oh well

del griffith, Sunday, 12 March 2017 23:12 (eight years ago)

i'd be lying if i said buying a navage doesn't sound alluring

mh 😏, Sunday, 12 March 2017 23:52 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETYD-vXUGtk

Karl Malone, Friday, 17 March 2017 20:19 (eight years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/pnZ2Cjl.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 01:01 (eight years ago)

*vine guy voice* gwow

https://youtu.be/tDr_0BZ73BI

goole, Saturday, 25 March 2017 02:03 (eight years ago)

subscribed

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 25 March 2017 02:10 (eight years ago)

that rail grind tho

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Saturday, 25 March 2017 02:21 (eight years ago)

My government name actually translates, exactly, to "Swift Ultimate Flesh Power" in the native tongue of my people; I have to assume that mr. seward knows this and was trying to send some kind of signal. Well, here I am. Let me know how I can help.

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Saturday, 25 March 2017 02:30 (eight years ago)

No no, you misunderstand: 'Swift Ultimate Flesh Power' is the name of my rodney.

Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Saturday, 25 March 2017 04:55 (eight years ago)

Quincy dental

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Saturday, 25 March 2017 12:43 (eight years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/uUmqG8l.jpg

, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 02:34 (eight years ago)

loool

circa1916, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 02:39 (eight years ago)

ok that definitely took me a minute

jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 02:56 (eight years ago)

i've been lolling at this picture for several minutes

qualx, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 03:00 (eight years ago)

what band is it

just another (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 04:14 (eight years ago)

that is extraordinary and also a reasonable candidate for inclusion in the 'so not gonna happen' thread imo

tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 09:53 (eight years ago)

haha

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 09:54 (eight years ago)

Love the headphones.

how's life, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 11:39 (eight years ago)

god that's perfect, tempted to get it framed

ogmor, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 12:17 (eight years ago)

That's beautiful.

jmm, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 12:21 (eight years ago)

Proposal in the pit

Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 12:23 (eight years ago)

Gonna guess it's a Xtian mosh pit. No beer cups, no ciggy butts. Just some innocent TP-ing.

andrew m., Tuesday, 28 March 2017 14:48 (eight years ago)

no tping is innocent

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:05 (eight years ago)

Sign reading "BUY ORGANS HERE" not so innocent either.

how's life, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:16 (eight years ago)

weird that planned parenthood would have a stand at an xtian moshpit venue

tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:21 (eight years ago)

I had to blow this image up to massive size just to figure out what people were referring to here. There's some Where's Waldo-level sleuthing going on here.

Moodles, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:22 (eight years ago)

just one more reason why it might belong in the 'so not gonna happen thread'

tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:24 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/wamsaldon/status/846179245479153665

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:28 (eight years ago)

^more photos there
http://www.altpress.com/images/uploads/news/powertrip_sowhat_engagement.jpg

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:28 (eight years ago)

not the same without cap'n moshpit's immortal photobomb

tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:29 (eight years ago)

no argument

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:29 (eight years ago)

though:
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/C75Y2ljV4AACS5J.jpg

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:30 (eight years ago)

cap'n moshpit should hook up with this girl, they're made for each other

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/149/mosh-girl-original-hp.jpg

tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:31 (eight years ago)

due to the number of years between memes, mosh-girl-original is actually cap'n moshpit's mom

mh 😏, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:47 (eight years ago)

and he's hooking up with her? eww gross

tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:48 (eight years ago)

if there's one thing i know, it's that people LOVE being proposed to in public settings surrounded by a bunch of people cheering for the proposer despite having no clue about the status of the relationship

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 15:52 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p06XHHRvpk

dollar general (am0n), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 21:30 (eight years ago)

totally classic commercial imo

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 21:51 (eight years ago)

I feel like a podcast is warranted, sometime around 2026

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 23:15 (eight years ago)

Did anybody ever find out who original crazy mosh girl was?

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 23:16 (eight years ago)

i'm still not getting this, is it just a mosh pit proposal w/ someone kicking?

Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 23:20 (eight years ago)

Yes. And skintight cutoff shorts. And lots of Vans and ink.

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 28 March 2017 23:36 (eight years ago)

"is it just"

circa1916, Tuesday, 28 March 2017 23:55 (eight years ago)

It's basically a 21st Century version of a Rockwell tableau.

Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 00:53 (eight years ago)

i'm still not getting this, is it just a mosh pit proposal w/ someone kicking?

― Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, March 28, 2017 7:20 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this post is a cry for help

qualx, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 00:57 (eight years ago)

the thing is with the photobomb, it's crying out for the shot to just be like 20 degrees to the left or something - the high leg over the proposer's head, the load-bearing leg intersecting the ring box. Somebody will probably paint this and post it on imgur or deviantart in a few hours, if the internet has any sense

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 01:01 (eight years ago)

oh I just realized the flaw

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 01:01 (eight years ago)

its true flaw is not being anywhere near as funny as the viper ad

del griffith, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 01:21 (eight years ago)

mosh pic is beautiful and hilarious and perfect and you're a damn savage if you think otherwise imo

circa1916, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 01:25 (eight years ago)

no no i think it's great but should i be looking for something that like isn't immediately obvious??

Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 02:08 (eight years ago)

at first I thought there was maybe some kind of race going on with the two people on the right coming in for a dramatic finish while cap'n moshpit was funny-walking his way across the line

Moodles, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 02:12 (eight years ago)

I think what that picture does, as an act of cultural provocation, is to diminish any other representation of a marriage proposal that doesn't include a person in the foreground wearing tight cutoffs stomping so hard that it becomes a high kick

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 02:37 (eight years ago)

If you say Yes, we will love each other forever, but as a reminder that the world is a meat grinder that will destroy us both, here is War, our brother, preparing to break the earth with his boot raised to the heavens, his cheeks full of ashes, his eyes enamored of death

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 02:42 (eight years ago)

I can't tell if that Viper ad was from 1990 or 2000.

pplains, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 03:22 (eight years ago)

Both and then some

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 03:23 (eight years ago)

Somebody will probably paint this and post it on imgur or deviantart in a few hours, if the internet has any sense

Like this?
https://image.ibb.co/dLy9yv/0fc3d5e812411fad43af34e79c26145e.jpg

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 06:39 (eight years ago)

the thing is with the photobomb, it's crying out for the shot to just be like 20 degrees to the left or something

no way, the ugly incongruity of cap'n moshpit is part of the lightning-in-a-bottle magic of this image - if it was framed like a renaissance painting or something it wouldn't have the same stunning impact

tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 08:30 (eight years ago)

that girl needs to be removed so the foot is being proposed to imo

StanM, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 09:25 (eight years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/37swQuB.jpg

attention vampire (MatthewK), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 10:29 (eight years ago)

a+

tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 10:41 (eight years ago)

omg! excellent!

StanM, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 11:09 (eight years ago)

loool

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 14:29 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8Fn_CXW0AALj53.jpg

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 14:37 (eight years ago)

Am I so old that the Viper ad is not just part of the collective consciousness and now just something for "wau things were different back in your day" lols

DMX's first Def Jam single had a ref to that commercial

SSN Lucci (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 15:01 (eight years ago)

http://getcoleman.com/

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 15:20 (eight years ago)

I was really hoping that was going to be a reference to
Bad Taste In Music? Hire "Coleman"

a landlocked exclave (mh 😏), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 15:24 (eight years ago)

I remember the Viper ad clearly. Just being 20 (or 30) years removed from it, wasn't prepared for how badly it had aged.

pplains, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 15:44 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CShFuMX46Ik

goole, Wednesday, 29 March 2017 21:59 (eight years ago)

Likewise, I can't believe how badly that Squeege ad has aged since Feb. 2017.

pplains, Thursday, 30 March 2017 00:50 (eight years ago)

5 stars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhRYmObjKXA

scott seward, Thursday, 30 March 2017 01:29 (eight years ago)

found teh fb post

https://i.imgur.com/i1VwyXw.jpg

https://www.facebook.com/samantha.mae.167/posts/1454960857895469

, Thursday, 30 March 2017 13:40 (eight years ago)

can someone photoshop that leg onto this picture for me

http://scotlandsweddingevent.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/beach-marriage-proposals-_-beach-proposal-ideas-_-proposals-in-florida_43of108.jpg

soref, Thursday, 30 March 2017 13:55 (eight years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/NRdYCUx.gifv

dollar general (am0n), Thursday, 30 March 2017 14:34 (eight years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/kAZf01i.jpg

, Thursday, 30 March 2017 21:25 (eight years ago)

:)

Karl Malone, Thursday, 30 March 2017 21:33 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/SJCooke94/status/847501812999507969

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 31 March 2017 15:23 (eight years ago)

'by mistake'

Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 March 2017 15:26 (eight years ago)

Sorry, I might have opened your package and slowly inserted its contents into my butthole by mistake.

Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 March 2017 15:27 (eight years ago)

something something royal flush!!!

Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 1 April 2017 11:44 (eight years ago)

the mistake is Mr. Cooke's for leaving the lid up, imo

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Saturday, 1 April 2017 13:00 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPQCcU5pdR8

del griffith, Sunday, 2 April 2017 01:21 (eight years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/DaitaQn.jpg

, Monday, 3 April 2017 22:34 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eN3fxzn0ro

dollar general (am0n), Monday, 10 April 2017 20:11 (eight years ago)

Scary af wtf

niels, Monday, 10 April 2017 20:25 (eight years ago)

what the fuck

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Monday, 10 April 2017 20:26 (eight years ago)

reminded me to call my gpa, thanks

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Monday, 10 April 2017 20:26 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kvenmWEhFE

dollar general (am0n), Monday, 10 April 2017 21:06 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxV_wjpUeGY

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 April 2017 21:09 (eight years ago)

http://www.classicfilmfreak.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/kaine.bmp
A jumped-up pantry boy who never knew his place!

Dan I., Monday, 10 April 2017 21:16 (eight years ago)

my grampa had one of these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5pneAcN3UQ

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Monday, 10 April 2017 23:16 (eight years ago)

when you pulled the tie, it spit water at you and then laughed, such fun

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Monday, 10 April 2017 23:17 (eight years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/vF7auT8.png

pplains, Monday, 10 April 2017 23:40 (eight years ago)

make sure you watch until the twist @ the end:

https://instagram.com/p/BPt0McmgvFh/

gr8080, Wednesday, 12 April 2017 22:32 (eight years ago)

I... completely support them doing that

del griffith, Thursday, 13 April 2017 02:10 (eight years ago)

and if they didn't immediately go do it again at the Panera Bread across the street, I'll be disappointed

del griffith, Thursday, 13 April 2017 02:11 (eight years ago)

Square question: What's the first rip he takes, through the weird glass pipe off the Sucrets tin?

andrew m., Thursday, 13 April 2017 14:04 (eight years ago)

M. Night Shyamalan's Bad Grandpa

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Thursday, 13 April 2017 14:12 (eight years ago)

lol

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 13 April 2017 14:22 (eight years ago)

M. Night Shyamalan's Bad Grandpa

A million times funnier than the actual video.

insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Thursday, 13 April 2017 14:36 (eight years ago)

doing drugs in an ikea is the new planking according to my tumblr feed

, Thursday, 13 April 2017 14:40 (eight years ago)

Square question: What's the first rip he takes, through the weird glass pipe off the Sucrets tin?

He's "dabbing" aka vaporizing 75%+ THC concentrate on a titanium or glass nail that you heat with a blowtorch, so basically freebasing weed.

joygoat, Thursday, 13 April 2017 14:44 (eight years ago)

never setting foot inside an ikea again without taking a duffel bag full of weed and booze

ikea meatballs will never have tasted so good

years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 13 April 2017 14:50 (eight years ago)

Mommy, what's that smell?

White privilege honey, jjust keep walking. Let's go get some lingonberry juice k?

andrew m., Thursday, 13 April 2017 15:01 (eight years ago)

TY, xp. I figured it was something like that.

andrew m., Thursday, 13 April 2017 15:02 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=husSqXcjL1Q

, Friday, 14 April 2017 14:54 (eight years ago)

oh wow lol

goole, Friday, 14 April 2017 16:16 (eight years ago)

(right?)

goole, Friday, 14 April 2017 16:16 (eight years ago)

two weeks pass...

This guy brought a level onto a plane to prove the earth is flat pic.twitter.com/nBGckW9Fmc

— chaotic cowboy (@Tom_On_Line) May 2, 2017

a landlocked exclave (mh), Thursday, 4 May 2017 17:25 (eight years ago)

fucking levels how do they work

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 4 May 2017 17:40 (eight years ago)

every time I look at this guy's experiment I find another thing to giggle about

a landlocked exclave (mh), Thursday, 4 May 2017 17:41 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jtso8jhX2q8

👁 (am0n), Monday, 8 May 2017 15:14 (eight years ago)

Kim Jong-un furiously searches spokeo for Jon Clabo of Sevierville, Tennessee

del griffith, Monday, 8 May 2017 16:31 (eight years ago)

...in America

del griffith, Monday, 8 May 2017 16:33 (eight years ago)

neckglasses

👁 (am0n), Monday, 8 May 2017 20:07 (eight years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/agDCdNO.jpg

👁 (am0n), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:32 (eight years ago)

wow can't believe da share z0ne got islamaphobia

mh, Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:40 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so1LosxbQ9o

👁 (am0n), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:43 (eight years ago)

i will fookin disrespect you

mh, Tuesday, 9 May 2017 20:46 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6OYWsbZ03g

niels, Wednesday, 10 May 2017 08:53 (eight years ago)

enjoying twitter #bowwowchallenge after this was posted yesterday

Lmfaooooo who's mans is this @smoss?! pic.twitter.com/MHDvIcMppG

— Osama Bin Drinkin'🥃 (@Al_Khee) May 9, 2017

Spottie, Wednesday, 10 May 2017 22:00 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lKYYFVBeB0

pplains, Saturday, 13 May 2017 01:56 (eight years ago)

lol

goole, Monday, 15 May 2017 16:41 (eight years ago)

omg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXlY9pZUknY

Drive Your Lover Wild In Bed By Cosplaying As Jeff Lynne (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 21 May 2017 13:00 (eight years ago)

that is the best

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Sunday, 21 May 2017 15:31 (eight years ago)

Internet now justified.

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Monday, 22 May 2017 01:49 (eight years ago)

When you find your brother's high school metal band's tape and realize the cool name they named themselves did not mean what they thought pic.twitter.com/DioodTkXQV

— kevinbiegel (@kbiegel) May 23, 2017

, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 12:52 (eight years ago)

That's great, but I be they knew exactly what they were doing.

andrew m., Wednesday, 24 May 2017 14:56 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBVw9XIWAAI1Uc3.jpg

mookieproof, Friday, 2 June 2017 19:53 (eight years ago)

burying the lede of his chameleonic powers imo

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 2 June 2017 20:39 (eight years ago)

ugh, people that gotta be the best at everything are so fuckin annoying

del griffith, Saturday, 3 June 2017 02:26 (eight years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/ZkydvKg.jpg

qualx, Saturday, 3 June 2017 04:31 (eight years ago)

is there something there? I see a an empty roadside

mh, Saturday, 3 June 2017 04:57 (eight years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/fydh2Uv.jpg

just another (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 15:40 (eight years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/5uO7XBX.jpg

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 21:34 (eight years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/LfC8LlL.png

👁 (am0n), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 21:35 (eight years ago)

this works way better than it has any right to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkwmSvWMwYI

alcohol aficionado zane lamprey (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 15:47 (eight years ago)

good cello from squidward there

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 17:33 (eight years ago)

https://68.media.tumblr.com/64bd5ccdce14cab55a8b1c51a2e788fb/tumblr_origf8psZB1utw2woo1_1280.jpg

cast your vote for fully automated gay space luxury communism (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 20:44 (eight years ago)

MODOK's apple

qualx, Thursday, 15 June 2017 00:17 (eight years ago)

no headlamp? dude IS a headlamp

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 June 2017 00:52 (eight years ago)

mostly sad imo

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 15 June 2017 00:54 (eight years ago)

he's the wild racoon

assawoman bay (harbl), Thursday, 15 June 2017 01:22 (eight years ago)

What happened to the raccoon?

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Sunday, 18 June 2017 09:30 (eight years ago)

banned iirc

Choco Blavatsky (seandalai), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 00:00 (eight years ago)

https://vimeo.com/221936255

qualx, Tuesday, 20 June 2017 05:33 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehH9OQMQXIk

he not like the banana (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 3 July 2017 18:32 (eight years ago)

"Where are your parents?"

https://s1.gifgif.io/aOJmWM.gif

he not like the banana (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 3 July 2017 18:35 (eight years ago)

So fake, but so hilarious.

Anne of the Thousand Gays (Eric H.), Monday, 3 July 2017 19:00 (eight years ago)

along those lines, this had me for a few seconds. they were good seconds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mlPE8pxs4

del griffith, Monday, 3 July 2017 19:14 (eight years ago)

yeah that guys great, his satanist vid and the E3 ones are classic

down that brown path (Spottie), Monday, 3 July 2017 20:09 (eight years ago)

Roommate has date coming by later and asked me to clean bc he's not home. So I made a Princess D shrine in his room pic.twitter.com/wfOeVUm7yW

— Deep Web Italian (@Deno_Tron) July 1, 2017

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Tuesday, 4 July 2017 23:49 (eight years ago)

four weeks pass...

Shepherding in Russia's. pic.twitter.com/wDGm3AotRv

— Only In Russia (@CrazyinRussia) July 28, 2017

silverfish, Thursday, 3 August 2017 19:09 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyY88PsANMo

👁 (am0n), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 04:52 (eight years ago)

kinda lol but mostly sad?

niels, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 09:25 (eight years ago)

nah that's mostly lol and just a little sad

that was also edited reaaaaaaaally well

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 16:08 (eight years ago)

that video is me when i'm trying to pick up wet pasta from the floor

FUCK!

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 16:09 (eight years ago)

the grumpiness project?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfWGgKzXTS4

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 19:27 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFD76GVojik

Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 August 2017 03:32 (eight years ago)

sadly, apparently a viral video for a virginia production of misery
youtube.com/watch?v=hQGkRhyFW5A

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 10 August 2017 04:18 (eight years ago)

https://i.redd.it/t084wxnoxigz.jpg

qualx, Saturday, 19 August 2017 09:35 (eight years ago)

hello, please, i present the theory that for one single shot in Valkyrie (2008), at 5:12, tom cruise wears a fake butt. observe: pic.twitter.com/Tw6yTbsQUe

— swizz keats (@iluvbutts247) August 20, 2017

mark s, Monday, 21 August 2017 15:32 (eight years ago)

damn t-cruise is thicc

licking the yellow Toad next to the teleporter (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 21 August 2017 15:34 (eight years ago)

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9b/James_Brown_Take_a_Look_at_Those_Cakes.jpg

licking the yellow Toad next to the teleporter (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 21 August 2017 15:34 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHtfLjLVYAA8S5m.jpg:large

frankfurters take on new glamour in this gleaming aspic (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 22 August 2017 12:36 (eight years ago)

lol

Neves Say Neves Again (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 22 August 2017 12:56 (eight years ago)

SPONGEBOB AS AN ANIME OPENING IM CRYING pic.twitter.com/Q8ew4eVUUI

— 🌱 (@marynicolexx) August 24, 2017

, Thursday, 24 August 2017 12:04 (eight years ago)

omg i would love an entire episode/series in that style

Karl Malone, Thursday, 24 August 2017 14:47 (eight years ago)

japanese fallout boy themsong puts it over the top

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 August 2017 18:58 (eight years ago)

just some normal horses my son drew in school pic.twitter.com/zfDDHW599G

— slick (@dlicj) August 25, 2017

mark s, Friday, 25 August 2017 14:56 (eight years ago)

son evidently grasping the murderous sociopathy at the centre of many similar thought experiments (aka "story problems")

mark s, Friday, 25 August 2017 14:57 (eight years ago)

The lingering afterimage of those 'horses' keeps provoking barely-stifled laughing fits at work.

Always Be Cropdusting (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 August 2017 15:37 (eight years ago)

horrorses

Karl Malone, Friday, 25 August 2017 15:55 (eight years ago)

D:

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 26 August 2017 01:23 (eight years ago)

unbelieveable
this is not butter

assawoman bay (harbl), Saturday, 26 August 2017 01:38 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2qCD_tjjBQ

StanM, Wednesday, 30 August 2017 16:50 (eight years ago)

kinda lol mostly sad

angelo irishagreementi (ledge), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 17:17 (eight years ago)

Finally, something that isn't hilarious about North Korea.

pplains, Wednesday, 30 August 2017 17:19 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG_i7oWzTyU

👁 (am0n), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 17:24 (eight years ago)

What is Dissolve? Do I need Dissolve?

the ghost of lorax past (FlopsyDuck), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 20:57 (eight years ago)

you have just one night to make it happen

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 30 August 2017 21:36 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0YzunWoLsY

Francesca C.
"I could have done things for myself."

del griffith, Sunday, 3 September 2017 23:49 (eight years ago)

The world is going to hell. You owe it to yourself to watch this video of Irish people attempting to get a bat out of their kitchen. pic.twitter.com/Nh8XyD1gen

— Jonathan Hopkins (@jonnohopkins) September 5, 2017

, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 20:36 (eight years ago)

that was enjoyable

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 21:02 (eight years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlKgw5rDObc

am0n, Friday, 22 September 2017 03:45 (eight years ago)

my town is funny:

6:08 p.m. — Police responded to a possible disturbance at Aster Court after reports of a male party screaming loudly and swearing. “Per usual, Cowboys fan couldn't contain their excitement over a touchdown. Advised of complaint and not to get hopes up for playoffs,” the log states.

http://www.recorder.com/Police-logs-Greenfield-Sept-18-12572150

scott seward, Friday, 22 September 2017 21:03 (eight years ago)

This is better than anything at the cinema at the moment. pic.twitter.com/nz1L4nmVje

— Captain Kidd (@kidd_kong78) September 23, 2017

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 September 2017 21:15 (eight years ago)

https://youtu.be/JewpMW-1YcY

Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 15:06 (eight years ago)

http://youtu.be/JewpMW-1YcY

Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 15:07 (eight years ago)

i love that classic arcade game, DINNER

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 4 October 2017 15:20 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Uf7XEKdMFc

mark s, Thursday, 5 October 2017 15:17 (eight years ago)

eye of the tiger quall

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 5 October 2017 17:47 (eight years ago)

it me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7B--yl54N8

midas / medusa cage match (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 18 October 2017 19:17 (eight years ago)

Oh! I love this video! The pause before the cover is corrected ia A+

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Wednesday, 18 October 2017 22:19 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F0Mer4kDDY

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 30 October 2017 20:12 (eight years ago)

That is intense.

DJI, Monday, 30 October 2017 22:07 (eight years ago)

Didn't know where else to put it, but yeah, it's intense.

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 30 October 2017 22:10 (eight years ago)

omg Tiger Quoll vs Dingo is the best video yet

imago, Monday, 30 October 2017 22:58 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i--B_XIVDgo

am0n, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 04:28 (eight years ago)

I was bothered by the two Gs in BINGGO and it got worse from there.

I guess when kids graduate to Cool 3D World (y'all seen that shit?) it won't freak 'em out or turn their stomachs.

andrew m., Tuesday, 7 November 2017 16:16 (eight years ago)

Also enjoyed the Iron Man and Donald Duck versions.

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 16:19 (eight years ago)

the only cool 3-d world i acknowledge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xwp2RlPjGF8

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 17:14 (eight years ago)

xp
https://medium.com/@jamesbridle/something-is-wrong-on-the-internet-c39c471271d2

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 20:07 (eight years ago)

how many times must a writer confess his piece is too long
before he edits it down?

tl;dr babies are watching autogenerated content on youtube and some of it is terrible

niels, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 20:39 (eight years ago)

yep... but IS IT AUTOGENERATED spoiler probably
separate spoiler do not leave your preteen alone with the internet

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 21:32 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pg_8RUb-nRk

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 13 November 2017 06:26 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJdnFUZCbMc

ur-oik (rip van wanko), Monday, 13 November 2017 10:09 (eight years ago)

https://www.ksl.com/?sid=46197536&nid=148

Spottie, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 22:21 (eight years ago)

My new favourite thing... apparently Cadbury's commissioned Jonathan Glazer (Under the Skin, Sexy Beast, *that* Guinness ad) to make an ad for Flake. This is the astounding result, which was declined by Cadbury's and never televised: https://t.co/u6aTc8nXHZ

— Ben Andac (@TheSakeDiary) November 28, 2017

mookieproof, Tuesday, 28 November 2017 15:21 (seven years ago)

lol, that bears a watch

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 15:42 (seven years ago)

nice to see tommy wiseau getting work tho

hi i’m darren and i’m a bouncer from bendigo (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 15:43 (seven years ago)

Denis Lavant! I knew I recognized those moves! Kinda weird though, the makeup makes it look like Sam Neill might be under there...

Dan I., Tuesday, 28 November 2017 17:15 (seven years ago)

I love him. Also, that was so weird and great.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 28 November 2017 17:47 (seven years ago)

Yeah that was awesome

badg, Tuesday, 28 November 2017 17:58 (seven years ago)

it definitely reminded me of holy motors without knowing who the devil was. kinda obvious now that i think about it.

scott seward, Tuesday, 28 November 2017 20:25 (seven years ago)

that made me want to dance and make little movies

andrew m., Wednesday, 29 November 2017 15:55 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smyJrUjlUds

am0n, Friday, 1 December 2017 18:22 (seven years ago)

Sounds like FJM

DJI, Friday, 1 December 2017 21:24 (seven years ago)

How has he pretended to play a ufc fight on stream to avoid getting copyrighted LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL pic.twitter.com/I4ykqwqrTA

— Aaron (@TheRealSMA) December 3, 2017

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 3 December 2017 20:33 (seven years ago)

https://imgur.com/gallery/2RYBPi7

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 4 December 2017 15:35 (seven years ago)

LOL

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 4 December 2017 16:02 (seven years ago)

hahahahahahaha

davey, Monday, 4 December 2017 17:57 (seven years ago)

'My mum had a go on the VR and was so scared she grabbed the wrong end of the dog.'

'My mum had a go on the VR and was so scared she grabbed the wrong end of the dog.' 😂🐶 pic.twitter.com/MOxrlZ4v5R

— GAMINGbible (@gamingbible) December 3, 2017

davey, Monday, 4 December 2017 17:57 (seven years ago)

the content it is good today

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 4 December 2017 18:40 (seven years ago)

it's very fresh

Karl Malone, Monday, 4 December 2017 18:48 (seven years ago)

Irish villagers complain that fumes from the Viagra factory are causing dogs to get boners: https://t.co/oOQzvvmJYY

— Lauren O'Neil (@laurenonizzle) December 4, 2017

Fred Klinkenberg (Eric H.), Monday, 4 December 2017 18:57 (seven years ago)

kiss-cam man is my hero

Dic Space has been contacted for comment. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 4 December 2017 18:57 (seven years ago)

omg i missed that link! i just busted a gut at that - so many layers. loving the people reacting around them, too. and somehow, the funniest thing of all is the reaction of the husband at the beginning when he first realizes he's on kiss cam - the ultra slow motion "hoooooooy!" in his face

Karl Malone, Monday, 4 December 2017 19:05 (seven years ago)

i'll shaddup but it plays out like a highly orchestrated silent film scene with chaplin or keaton. the husband does a literal double-take! it's like a cartoon

Karl Malone, Monday, 4 December 2017 19:12 (seven years ago)

the guy eating the popcorn thrown at him was the piece de resistance

brownie, Monday, 4 December 2017 19:14 (seven years ago)

hate to break it to yall but those things are very much staged

competitive shooter - - - - (Spottie), Monday, 4 December 2017 19:19 (seven years ago)

iwanttobelieve.jpg

Dic Space has been contacted for comment. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 4 December 2017 19:23 (seven years ago)

spottie ruined xmas

mookieproof, Monday, 4 December 2017 19:23 (seven years ago)

god i hate real life

Karl Malone, Monday, 4 December 2017 19:35 (seven years ago)

im sorry, friends :/

competitive shooter - - - - (Spottie), Monday, 4 December 2017 19:43 (seven years ago)

yeah nba kiss cam gags are a time honored form of theater

Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Monday, 4 December 2017 23:56 (seven years ago)

holy shit Succumb to the Crumb. when he starts throwing out the candy bars i lost it.

never knew how much i wanted a Kenneth Anger Easter.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 14 December 2017 00:37 (seven years ago)

when race trolls see black thought trending and dont realize that its a person pic.twitter.com/YptNtgfUcw

— Open Mike Eagle (@Mike_Eagle) December 15, 2017

Spottie, Friday, 15 December 2017 02:39 (seven years ago)

I thought I invented a pun but I didn't and it um, nevermind :-/

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=abdominal%20snowman

StanM, Saturday, 16 December 2017 13:47 (seven years ago)

this guy
http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2017/12/20/shooting-stars-stuck-in-traffic/

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Friday, 22 December 2017 15:26 (seven years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnMv6-XTROY

pplains, Sunday, 7 January 2018 22:36 (seven years ago)

Best thing posted to this or any other thread.

Fred Klinkenberg (Eric H.), Monday, 8 January 2018 00:05 (seven years ago)

haha, great replay value too!

niels, Monday, 8 January 2018 19:46 (seven years ago)

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PowerfulOrangeClingfish-size_restricted.gif

am0n, Tuesday, 9 January 2018 15:19 (seven years ago)

Yes, Logan. That is exactly what we used those round shiny things for.

pplains, Tuesday, 9 January 2018 15:24 (seven years ago)

https://peraktoday.com.my/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/photoboom.png

Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 12 January 2018 15:51 (seven years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/8CRtJxS.jpg

pplains, Friday, 12 January 2018 19:08 (seven years ago)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Ivxy90LlkQk/UshFGjjBkUI/AAAAAAAAYjw/totHd0s6S3U/s1600/TheGraduate1_500.png

bread bags of courage (brownie), Friday, 12 January 2018 19:23 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X5JrZopyt8

am0n, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 17:00 (seven years ago)

i <3 sam 4eva
here's the complete tape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMi86xNrPpU

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 17:07 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8neTsLUKWA

am0n, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 17:11 (seven years ago)

when race trolls see black thought trending and dont realize that its a person pic.twitter.com/YptNtgfUcw

— Open Mike Eagle (@Mike_Eagle) December 15, 2017

brb changing my MC name to AllThought

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 17:44 (seven years ago)

Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

Spottie, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 17:46 (seven years ago)

man that hippo sure seems judgey about the ring

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 17 January 2018 19:40 (seven years ago)

the hippo's an ex

mh, Wednesday, 17 January 2018 19:45 (seven years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/q8gU4WW.jpg

(the blues version in his Broadway show) (crüt), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 16:49 (seven years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/0DhQWJA.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/qs4lPQn.jpg

(the blues version in his Broadway show) (crüt), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 16:50 (seven years ago)

those look advanced, but are they tactical

mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 16:53 (seven years ago)

yellow blockers

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 16:55 (seven years ago)

eye fedoras

grim-n-gritty hooty reboot (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 17:00 (seven years ago)

lol

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 17:02 (seven years ago)

such a tiny mouth

Heavy Messages (jed_), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 17:15 (seven years ago)

glasses PWND

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 19:24 (seven years ago)

im in ur base wearin ur shadez

mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 19:29 (seven years ago)

some people at the office wear these ._.

scoff walker (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 19:59 (seven years ago)

your office sounds fkn rad

grim-n-gritty hooty reboot (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 20:00 (seven years ago)

jumpin on mushrooms & shootin aliums all day
boy how do i get that job

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 20:40 (seven years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/cavQNLy.png

https://i.imgur.com/AlgPvij.png

https://i.imgur.com/FWmVu1L.png

pplains, Saturday, 3 February 2018 01:42 (seven years ago)

lmao

Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Saturday, 3 February 2018 01:44 (seven years ago)

two weeks pass...

Can't believe I haven't seen the Windows 95 launch party video until now. pic.twitter.com/LOE5V1fCyv

— Robin Wigglesworth (@RobinWigg) February 21, 2018

Moodles, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 15:00 (seven years ago)

I still sometimes say “I. Love. This. Company!!!!!” in ecstasy and no one has any idea what I’m talking about (I think)

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 15:31 (seven years ago)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH pic.twitter.com/IrcnTBQBTn

— ds9 se01ep10 move along home defender (@defundpoppunk) February 20, 2018

, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 18:49 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=047gGzlr9cQ

crüt, Saturday, 24 February 2018 02:30 (seven years ago)

I've watched this GIF at least 100 times now, cry-laughing the entire time. pic.twitter.com/Hih7VJe28T

— Helen 侯-Sandí (@helenhousandi) February 23, 2018

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 24 February 2018 18:55 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57SNPbxi0r0

scott seward, Thursday, 1 March 2018 18:38 (seven years ago)

not familiar with the original but that mashup kicks ass

niels, Friday, 2 March 2018 11:17 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSkwY9EuP5E

Heavy Messages (jed_), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 04:26 (seven years ago)

there's no part of me that thinks this guy is actually a priest but it's still O_O

Heavy Messages (jed_), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 04:28 (seven years ago)

New READY PLAYER ONE trailer honestly makes it look really good. pic.twitter.com/SVfFqYFI0I

— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) March 19, 2018

Moodles, Monday, 19 March 2018 20:28 (seven years ago)

two weeks pass...

i laughed!

http://stevereichiscalling.com/

scott seward, Wednesday, 4 April 2018 20:19 (seven years ago)

i love japan so, so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZsJyCyGBSI

davey, Monday, 9 April 2018 08:00 (seven years ago)

OMG, what a hilarious and emotional rollercoaster

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 10 April 2018 20:47 (seven years ago)

That was fairly incredible

JRN, Tuesday, 10 April 2018 21:14 (seven years ago)

LOOooo LOOOOOnng maaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaan

the masseduction of lauryn hill (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 12 April 2018 02:51 (seven years ago)

Devin the Dude finessing the system 😂 pic.twitter.com/htIr49wubb

— 808s & Car Shakes (@808nCarShakes) April 21, 2018

they call me melo gelo (Spottie), Sunday, 22 April 2018 05:55 (seven years ago)

haha, love that

niels, Sunday, 22 April 2018 20:19 (seven years ago)

Those Sakeru commercials are amazing

jmm, Sunday, 22 April 2018 20:36 (seven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dbib9tmX4AAtB_H.jpg:large

you bet, nancy (map), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 21:23 (seven years ago)

two weeks pass...
three weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/j4TAa66.jpg

cr.ht (crüt), Saturday, 2 June 2018 01:00 (seven years ago)

The child of Michael Stipe and Ed Harris’ showrunner in the Truman Show

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Saturday, 2 June 2018 01:11 (seven years ago)

THEY PUT OUR SCHOOL'S THERAPY DOG IN THE YEARBOOK pic.twitter.com/FYHMMcqddB

— Tinker Elle (@elle91) May 29, 2018

you bet, nancy (map), Sunday, 3 June 2018 04:53 (seven years ago)

i cannot handle the school photo background and the dog's expression

you bet, nancy (map), Sunday, 3 June 2018 04:54 (seven years ago)

I like Stanley

My daughter’s middle school has Stanley. ❤️ pic.twitter.com/stmbolWKg8

— Jennifer Levering (@JengyBowserMD) May 29, 2018

niels, Sunday, 3 June 2018 09:38 (seven years ago)

lol @ "Stanley Therapy"

A Box of After Dinner Comics Shipped to Your House Each Month (seandalai), Sunday, 3 June 2018 17:57 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuiwIFLKa2I

Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 8 June 2018 22:05 (seven years ago)

lol

gbx, Friday, 8 June 2018 22:29 (seven years ago)

That dude might be scared, but he ain't chicken.

pplains, Saturday, 9 June 2018 00:47 (seven years ago)

three weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/mv3Dkri.jpg

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 3 July 2018 04:40 (seven years ago)

lol

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 July 2018 16:58 (seven years ago)

two weeks pass...

this thread is six years old

https://j.gifs.com/2vBJkP.gif

del griffith, Saturday, 21 July 2018 23:43 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfIhz7DiiuM

Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 27 July 2018 16:03 (seven years ago)

Not sure of source but oh my god????? pic.twitter.com/7z87zRoUzO

— Kirsten Howard (@emotionalpedant) July 30, 2018

DJI, Tuesday, 31 July 2018 21:50 (seven years ago)

^the best

macropuente (map), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 21:57 (seven years ago)

omg lololol

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 23:19 (seven years ago)

i've been laughing at this for 38 minutes pic.twitter.com/z9mCWiueB9

— xenomorph stan account (@NickNBeauty) August 8, 2018

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 18:42 (seven years ago)

perhaps someone out there can settle this important debate, but i believe the answer must be somewhere in the middle of the two views expressed here

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 18:43 (seven years ago)

but i guess there's no way to find out - that's science

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 18:44 (seven years ago)

I suddenly feel the urge to buy that shirt - it's working! :-/

StanM, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 18:46 (seven years ago)

It is weird that the name of the moon that orbits Earth is simply The Moon.

Like, Earth should just be called Planet then.

pplains, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 19:36 (seven years ago)

i knew it! i knew it! you were trying to take me down that road!

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 19:45 (seven years ago)

Who's on first? What is the Moon?

pplains, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 19:47 (seven years ago)

Yes, exactly.

pplains, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 19:47 (seven years ago)

'No, rat poison isn't food! It's...what is it, a snack, maybe? A breakfast?'
'If you can put it in your mouth and swallow it, how is it not a food? Hello!'

Caddyshack III: Back to the Shack! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 22:14 (seven years ago)

It is weird that the name of the moon that orbits Earth is simply The Moon.

Like, Earth should just be called Planet then.

*Adopts extreme sic voice* Well, actually the moon's proper name is Luna and the earth is Terra

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 9 August 2018 02:24 (seven years ago)

no wonder battlestar galactica could never find it

mookieproof, Thursday, 9 August 2018 02:25 (seven years ago)

Oh, y’all thought Barbara didn’t hit the 2nd verse?? YOU THOUGHT pic.twitter.com/rjoVhoS43R

— FOST (@GeorgeFoster72) August 8, 2018

macropuente (map), Thursday, 9 August 2018 03:55 (seven years ago)

love it

niels, Thursday, 9 August 2018 08:37 (seven years ago)

I was tempted to take a pass on that until I saw Missy Elliott tweet it herself yesterday.

pplains, Thursday, 9 August 2018 10:43 (seven years ago)

two weeks pass...

So I’m leaving the gas station sitting in my car and this old lady is just staring and... pic.twitter.com/5cbGVOq6l9

— Brent (@BrentlyCoupe) August 27, 2018

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 00:55 (seven years ago)

friends, I lol'd

NBC solemnly announces death of Sen. John McCain.

Wait for it. pic.twitter.com/xAqZ3HtvHa

— Rob Beschizza (@Beschizza) August 26, 2018

davey, Friday, 31 August 2018 08:17 (seven years ago)

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9UDVyUzJ1g

Karl Malone, Saturday, 3 November 2018 18:42 (seven years ago)

Crying

Fetchboy, Saturday, 3 November 2018 18:51 (seven years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xTTDlVAv4c

pplains, Sunday, 18 November 2018 01:45 (six years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ursltNhpNpc

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 23:59 (six years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBjBXpAleig

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 3 January 2019 20:06 (six years ago)

ok that was dumb AND great

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 3 January 2019 20:22 (six years ago)

yeah i apologize/am proud

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 3 January 2019 20:43 (six years ago)

i had to look up what coaster that was! quite a drop

rip van wanko, Thursday, 3 January 2019 20:49 (six years ago)

on similar lines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-KvyKNSV7U&app=desktop

an erotic picnic with Ming (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 3 January 2019 20:53 (six years ago)

one month passes...

jfc, that's why you host a "party" and ask for "donations." Amateurs.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 8 February 2019 15:24 (six years ago)

astounding

BRUH WTF IS GOING ON HERE LMFAOOOO pic.twitter.com/SyhRwRoS0a

— Karl Alone 🐝 (@KarlAlon3) February 12, 2019

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Sunday, 17 February 2019 21:25 (six years ago)

one month passes...

pic.twitter.com/Z9AkdXfRMh

— will leinweber (@leinweber) March 17, 2019

DJI, Monday, 18 March 2019 19:25 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnKEYfEnfJw

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 17:47 (six years ago)

sorry to post my own tweet but it's the fastest way to show this important edit

Gotta appreciate youtube's 25% speed option pic.twitter.com/GAFeFNVogw

— Zach Scott (@weinventyou) March 19, 2019

but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 17:57 (six years ago)

love it

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 18:03 (six years ago)

Isn't that the audio from the similar deer spook video?

Evan, Tuesday, 19 March 2019 19:19 (six years ago)

that's the joke! maybe too obscure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUINFs1Sp94

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 19:25 (six years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D2IluTkXQAMYksi.jpg:large

cheese canopy (map), Thursday, 21 March 2019 03:10 (six years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xubbVvKbUfY

DJI, Thursday, 4 April 2019 20:51 (six years ago)

That's...amazing.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Thursday, 4 April 2019 21:13 (six years ago)

lol

ogmor, Thursday, 4 April 2019 23:57 (six years ago)

Amazing

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 5 April 2019 00:07 (six years ago)

one month passes...

https://imgur.com/F8ALuTG

pplains, Saturday, 1 June 2019 01:29 (six years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/F8ALuTG.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 1 June 2019 01:30 (six years ago)

Gonna ride till i cant no more

i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 1 June 2019 04:50 (six years ago)

'last train to horneytown', the driver said, while maintaining uncomfortable eye contact with all three passengers

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Saturday, 1 June 2019 05:08 (six years ago)

"where ya headed?"

"uh...horneytown rd."

"me too, brother."

be the 2 chainz you want 2 see in the world (m bison), Saturday, 1 June 2019 11:24 (six years ago)

Looked it up, and yes, it does intersect with Hedgecock Rd.

pplains, Saturday, 1 June 2019 13:47 (six years ago)

"horneytown, the stop is horneytown"

"horneytown?"

"yes sir, horneytown. it''s a peaceful, restful place, where a man can slow down to a walk and live his life full measure"

andrew m., Tuesday, 4 June 2019 14:10 (six years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/plZG4sm.png

big gym sw0les (crüt), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 16:07 (six years ago)

"you forgot the part where Corgan saw a reptilian shape shift into a human"

Fetchboy, Sunday, 9 June 2019 18:43 (six years ago)

I made this for no one and no reason. Plz Enjoy....

"Jonathan Frakes Asks You Things" pic.twitter.com/A7Wt5MXP39

— Zane Golia (@zbgolia) June 11, 2019

jmm, Wednesday, 12 June 2019 12:42 (six years ago)

that reminds me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrVoJgQ7u8w

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Friday, 14 June 2019 21:24 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BB6wj6RyKo

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 04:59 (six years ago)

i for sure thought was a joke

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 20 June 2019 05:29 (six years ago)

how could this have happened

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 05:29 (six years ago)

battletoads is easier to play

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 20 June 2019 05:32 (six years ago)

Resetting my GE washer was easier than this, but just as batshit crazy.

pplains, Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:09 (six years ago)

I now have a clear idea of what it feels like to walk out of a time machine and into a bewildering future which in no way resembles your period of origin.

Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:16 (six years ago)

Weird when a lightbulb joke just occurs in nature.

jmm, Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:27 (six years ago)

"How many Aggies does it take to reset a lightbulb?"

"Two. One to turn the light off and on, and the other to hold the red wire down for three seconds."

pplains, Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:40 (six years ago)

The lightbulb reset procedure genuinely needs a “this is not a joke” step/notification, which is kind of an astounding achievement

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:44 (six years ago)

I'm just trying to plumb the mindset of people who are so thoroughly ensconced in this product development bubble that this makes total sense to them as a thing average consumers would and should do.

Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:48 (six years ago)

I can't stop thinking about map's dog post from March. It kinda makes me hate dogs.

☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:49 (six years ago)

Hey, don’t blame dogs for having fascinating anuses

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:52 (six years ago)

Restoring factory settings on the next generation of GE smart bulbs will involve interpretive dance, Tuvan throat singing, and a reconfiguration of your home such that it resembles the nest of a bowerbird.

Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:53 (six years ago)

the sheinhardt wig company has gone too far this time

RUSSIA’S SEXIEST POKER STAR ELECTROCUTED BY HAIRDRYER (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:55 (six years ago)

Step 34: express your dog’s anal glands for 8 seconds. Then turn on the lamp for 2 seconds.

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:57 (six years ago)

To be fair to smart lighting, I always wanted a Clapper.

jmm, Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:57 (six years ago)

I find that the GE smart bulb reset process goes smoother if I maintain eye contact with my neighbor through the window.

Evan, Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:58 (six years ago)

lol

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 14:01 (six years ago)

And it doesn't hurt to also hold the lamp under your chin while singing 'In Dreams'.

Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 14:13 (six years ago)

It's possible that I'll live long enough to see an instructional video from Kellogg's on the complex process of rebooting my box of Froot Loops.

Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 14:19 (six years ago)

zs, if you're not already making an extended remix, I'm sure someone else is

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 20 June 2019 14:57 (six years ago)

I was honestly starting to think it had to be a KM remix before I came to realize the unsettling truth.

Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 15:04 (six years ago)

during my unemployed days i would have been working on it already tbh

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 15:07 (six years ago)

lool, the video description:

We recommend counting with Mississippi (1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, etc.).

jmm, Thursday, 20 June 2019 15:28 (six years ago)

Guess including an unpair option in the app was too crazy

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 20 June 2019 15:30 (six years ago)

To be fair to smart lighting, I always wanted a Clapper.

― jmm, Thursday, June 20, 2019 8:57 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

G.E. engineers would've been all, "But what if they never stop clapping? Or if they go CLAP-CLAP-PAUSE more than sixteen times?"

pplains, Thursday, 20 June 2019 15:35 (six years ago)

clap on! *clap clap*
clap off! *clap-clap-clap*
clap on, clap off, the clapper!! *clap-clap-clap, (wait 2 seconds), clap-clap, (wait 2 seconds), clap-clap-clap, (wait 2 seconds), clap-clap, (wait 8 seconds), clap-clap-clap-clap, (wait 4 seconds), clap, (wait 2 seconds), clap-clap-clap, (wait 4 seconds), clap-clap-clap-clap, (wait 8 seconds), clap-clap-clap, (wait 2 seconds), clap-clap, (wait 2 seconds), clap-clap-clap, (wait 2 seconds), clap-clap, (wait 8 seconds), clap-clap-clap-clap, (wait 4 seconds), clap, (wait 2 seconds), clap-clap-clap, (wait 4 seconds), clap-clap-clap-clap, (wait 8 seconds), repeat as necessary until light goes on, or off, or whatever*

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 15:41 (six years ago)

There's a novel waiting to be written and affixed to high school freshman reading lists for decades to come about a man who spends more time turning on a light than he does actually using the light and what this state of affairs says about progress and the human condition and possibly also the eternal struggle between good and evil.

Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 15:54 (six years ago)

look if you're not down for inputting the konami code into your lamp before it will turn on then maybe your living room just doesn't deserve light okay

RUSSIA’S SEXIEST POKER STAR ELECTROCUTED BY HAIRDRYER (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 June 2019 16:00 (six years ago)

Restoring factory settings on the next generation of GE smart bulbs will involve interpretive dance, Tuvan throat singing, and a reconfiguration of your home such that it resembles the nest of a bowerbird.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Stairs_(Sleator_novel)

El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 June 2019 16:39 (six years ago)

The GE lightbulb was definitely designed by someone who collects fancy flashlights. It seems like almost all of them basically involve inputting programs using a series of single-button clicks to get different levels of brightness, flash patterns, etc.

Dan I., Thursday, 20 June 2019 16:46 (six years ago)

There's a novel waiting to be written and affixed to high school freshman reading lists for decades to come about a man who spends more time turning on a light than he does actually using the light and what this state of affairs says about progress and the human condition and possibly also the eternal struggle between good and evil.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Stairs_(Sleator_novel)

El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 June 2019 16:49 (six years ago)

i have two theories on the absurd number of times that they require the customer to turn the light on and off after 2 or 8 seconds, and i have no idea what i'm talking about:

1) they were worried about a customer accidentally resetting the light, so they added more steps to make it less likely. e.g., if there were only 3 steps, then someone might accidentally reset their by turning a light on, turning it off 2 seconds later, then turning it back on 8 seconds later. so they added another step to make that more unlikely. with each additional step, a deeply paranoid project manager was still not convinced that the possibility of accidental reset was low enough. so they kept adding and adding. things got out of control.

2) they completely forgot to add a way for the customer to reset the device until the very last moment, just before shipping. some engineer realized that the whole device could be reset if a password was entered: 22822828882 (or whatever). as a bandaid fix, they decided to make the input the number of seconds between the light turning on and off. (or some other post hoc solution along these lines)

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 17:01 (six years ago)

i think (1) is actually the case tbh

gbx, Thursday, 20 June 2019 17:10 (six years ago)

3) The method described at length in the instructional video doesn't actually work, but it's fun to imagine people trying to make it work.

Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 17:12 (six years ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Stairs_(Sleator_novel)
― El Tomboto

This sounds like a pretty cool YA dystopia - have you read it? Any good?

(Nothing to contribute about the video itself that hasn't already been expressed by other gobsmacked viewers)

emil.y, Thursday, 20 June 2019 17:13 (six years ago)

i think (1) is actually the case tbh

same, but even then, it's like...obviously this is a wild ass guess and based on nothing, but consider the probabilities of this stuff happening on accident

0) start with the bulb off
1) turn on the bulb for 8 seconds, then off (1% chance of this happening by chance(<<this is a exceedingly generously high estimate)
2) after 2 seconds, turn the bulb back on (1% chance)
3) after 8 seconds, turn the bulb off (1% chance)

already, we are at a 1 in a 1,000,000 odds of that sequence happening, using conservative estimates (if give a 0.5% chance to the individual steps above happening, it would be a 1 in 8 million.) adding each additional step (at 1% chance of it happening accidentally) makes it 100x more unlikely:

4) after 2 seconds, turn the bulb back on (1% chance)

with this 4th step, we're already at a 1 in a 100 MILLION chance that this would happen accidentally

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 17:26 (six years ago)

...but then they added maybe a dozen more steps after that? the odds of that happening are so low that i don't think numbers can express it

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 17:28 (six years ago)

It's better to play it safe and add another iteration or two. Or fourteen. Or seventy-two. Because can you even imagine the resulting catastrophe if someone accidentally restored their bulb to factory settings? Can you?

Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 17:29 (six years ago)

These are like Anally-Retentive Chef-levels of overprecaution here.

Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 17:30 (six years ago)

maybe this is genius viral marketing. because now i kind of want to buy one of these bulbs just so i can show someone how to reset it

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 17:31 (six years ago)

lol I thought the video was just repeating the procedure over and over so that the user would remember it.

brownie, Thursday, 20 June 2019 17:51 (six years ago)

/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Stairs_(Sleator_novel🕸)
― El Tomboto/

This sounds like a pretty cool YA dystopia - have you read it?


i vividly remember reading this and sleator’s singularity when i was maybe eight and being scared in a very enjoyable way by them

no idea how they’d hold up in adulthood but they’ve stayed with me for like 30 years so there’s something to them i guess

RUSSIA’S SEXIEST POKER STAR ELECTROCUTED BY HAIRDRYER (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 June 2019 17:56 (six years ago)

1) they were worried about a customer accidentally resetting the light, so they added more steps to make it less likely. e.g., if there were only 3 steps, then someone might accidentally reset their by turning a light on, turning it off 2 seconds later, then turning it back on 8 seconds later. so they added another step to make that more unlikely. with each additional step, a deeply paranoid project manager was still not convinced that the possibility of accidental reset was low enough. so they kept adding and adding. things got out of control.

You make it sound like the project manager was watching some old episode of the Bob Newhart Show where Emily's all "Goodnight, Bob," and he's all "Goodnight", turns off the light and realizes something. Turns on the light and says, "Em, but you said the garbage man –" and back and forth even though the show was set in the 1970s before they had this goddm fucking bullshit.

pplains, Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:24 (six years ago)

I mean, just think of the consequences if the light were accidentally reset. My God.

jmm, Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:30 (six years ago)

once you reset a smart bulb there's no going back to life you had

brownie, Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:35 (six years ago)

The children of tomorrow will snicker when we try to explain that we used to merely flip a switch to turn on a light, and that we certainly never needed to call in a FEMA task force to change a light bulb in the event that one blew out.

Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:45 (six years ago)

xp you can go back for eight seconds but then it's off to your new life for two seconds then back for eight seconds then off to your new life then

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:45 (six years ago)

We're at DEFCON 1, people. Start the reset, and may God have mercy on us all.

jmm, Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:46 (six years ago)

Eight seconds...two seconds. Eight seconds...two seconds. Eight seconds...three seconds, oh god no are those Cenobites oh god help me help meeeeee

Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:50 (six years ago)

We have... such sights to show you... for eight seconds... followed by two seconds of torture...

brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:53 (six years ago)

i think my favorite part of the video is how the demo actor hightails it out of the camera frame as soon as their role in the debacle is over

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:54 (six years ago)

'and finally, step 523: wait 8 seconds and then turn the light back on. 1...2...3...*sounds of coat being put on*...4...5...*quickly receding footstep noises*...6....7....8 *door slams*

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:56 (six years ago)

wait...that would mean they forgot to hit the light the last time because they were already out the door

well shit, gotta start the reset process over

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:56 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fULNUr0rvEc

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 20 June 2019 18:59 (six years ago)

you need a buddy and a pound each of red beets and fresh asparagus to factory reset your GE smart toilet

Cecil replies to your e-mails (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 20 June 2019 19:00 (six years ago)

This clearly should've been a HowToBasic video.

Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 19:06 (six years ago)

to emil.y & bizarro: yes, House of Stairs has stuck with me for ages. Not to spoil the ending but it’s basically a hybrid of Rock Band and the video we’re all discussing here

El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 June 2019 20:54 (six years ago)

one month passes...

pic.twitter.com/jxo5Yb87Xr

— Unusual Videos 🤔 (@UnusualVideos) July 19, 2019

another no-holds-barred Tokey Wedge adventure for men (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 29 July 2019 13:29 (six years ago)

pic.twitter.com/XWGTk9pTJL

— Drug Art (@Art_Relatable) July 31, 2019

Funky Isolations (jed_), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 09:44 (six years ago)

a+, the true purpose for which extremely high framerate cameras were developed

another no-holds-barred Tokey Wedge adventure for men (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 10:38 (six years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/LCS0qX6.jpg

(Appears only as a corpse) (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 August 2019 09:08 (six years ago)

[continues for 2,000 words]

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Friday, 16 August 2019 09:14 (six years ago)

still, it's good to see the editors at Conservapedia are keeping going

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Friday, 16 August 2019 09:15 (six years ago)

Took a picture of myself every day for 10 years. pic.twitter.com/3DYlEYAoXV

— Jack Bensinger (@JackBensinger) July 25, 2019

pplains, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 23:55 (six years ago)

lol

ilm jive mind (FlopsyDuck), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 13:25 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEg11pHZhzI

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 23 August 2019 14:40 (six years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/Jbqbjmp.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 24 August 2019 13:23 (six years ago)

ahahahahaha

Vape Store (crüt), Saturday, 24 August 2019 14:35 (six years ago)

lolll

world's #1 piece of shit (rip van wanko), Saturday, 24 August 2019 16:51 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrc-AMjhrkY

del griffith, Sunday, 25 August 2019 01:06 (six years ago)

if u couldn't find the 'people who seem to have figured out how to live' thread you should of asked, we would of helped u

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Sunday, 25 August 2019 01:34 (six years ago)

oh don't think I didn't. it's for pictures, and this is a video. so you're welcome

del griffith, Sunday, 25 August 2019 02:34 (six years ago)

p.s. wosop in the house tonight

del griffith, Sunday, 25 August 2019 02:34 (six years ago)

WOSOOOOP

If, despite my persistent efforts, I do not become some pale simulacrum of this man over the next decade or so, please just bury me alive for I will basically already be dead.

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Sunday, 25 August 2019 03:18 (six years ago)

We’ll keep a lookout for your YouTube channel

El Tomboto, Sunday, 25 August 2019 04:06 (six years ago)

wosop

del griffith, Sunday, 25 August 2019 04:42 (six years ago)

wosop everybody in the house tonight

Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 August 2019 04:57 (six years ago)

it's good to see boomba back on the wav, haven't seen him there in a while

Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 August 2019 04:58 (six years ago)

WOSOP
WOSOP

jmm, Sunday, 25 August 2019 12:09 (six years ago)

JMM OTM

alomar lines, Sunday, 25 August 2019 17:14 (six years ago)

wosop
BALLOON

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 25 August 2019 19:15 (six years ago)

Praying for Bahamas🙏🏾 pic.twitter.com/ezo7IW5Ibb

— Mario (@OHYESMARIO) September 1, 2019

big city slam (Spottie), Friday, 6 September 2019 19:23 (six years ago)

one month passes...

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. Here is the first page. pic.twitter.com/xrgvgAyv1L

— Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) August 13, 2019

brain dead operatus (FlopsyDuck), Thursday, 10 October 2019 02:27 (six years ago)

Article about how that script is taking off...

Maybe it’s because it’s late at night and I’m tired but I’m in tears laughing over it

brain dead operatus (FlopsyDuck), Thursday, 10 October 2019 02:34 (six years ago)

dying at that

brimstead, Thursday, 10 October 2019 02:54 (six years ago)

not quite neal adams but it'll do in a pinch
also, this deserves inclusion here:

I came across this hilarious script by @KeatonPatti and got inspired pic.twitter.com/GpPXPv2SaZ

— Matt Shults Art (@ShultsArt) August 25, 2019

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 10 October 2019 03:21 (six years ago)

All this lil boy caught his mama nem having sex and this what he said it sound like 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/5bjojDC5xi

— Tia Tutt (@TheTiaTutt) October 16, 2019

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 20 October 2019 20:15 (six years ago)

Yikes

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 20 October 2019 21:39 (six years ago)

also meme du jour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QDahxpTQnI

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 20 October 2019 22:35 (six years ago)

this could go in twenty different threads and i may put it in twenty different threads but for the moment:
YOU'RE A COOOOOOOOOOL DUDE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vMkJ0Imn1Y

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 21:20 (six years ago)

it took me a minute

omg no pic.twitter.com/JzMDVKtQAL

— megan YELI MVP brown (@thatgirlondeck) November 3, 2019

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 3 November 2019 04:37 (six years ago)

that thing white ppl do when they disparage 'white ppl' but justified

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 3 November 2019 16:30 (six years ago)

his little dance at 1:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHlFYHticq4

del griffith, Monday, 11 November 2019 18:21 (six years ago)

A+ correction pic.twitter.com/LveoknpEkG

— Jake Maccoby (@jdmaccoby) November 22, 2019

silverfish, Friday, 22 November 2019 18:30 (five years ago)

I made a commercial for my car do you think this will help the Craigslist views pic.twitter.com/tTLEe8uViS

— Christina Catherine Martinez (@xtina_catherine) November 15, 2019

cheese canopy (map), Friday, 22 November 2019 23:49 (five years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD3QlR98--A

The Pingularity (ledge), Thursday, 5 December 2019 15:26 (five years ago)

haha

pplains, Thursday, 5 December 2019 16:08 (five years ago)

I needed that.

☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 5 December 2019 16:08 (five years ago)

^^^^

:D beautiful

éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 5 December 2019 16:11 (five years ago)

extremely satisfying

"Big Joe Fuck and the Bogalusa Maniac" (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 5 December 2019 16:14 (five years ago)

I gather that this is pretty old and made the rounds years ago but here's to hoping this will be new to people other than just me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwReznLTWMg

Masters of Engilsh Litera-ture (Old Lunch), Monday, 9 December 2019 17:28 (five years ago)

Nice find! I thought of this the whole time:

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3dusip

☮ (peace, man), Monday, 9 December 2019 17:33 (five years ago)

oh boy

This is my new favorite tiktok pic.twitter.com/PuiX1NZryn

— kenjac (@JackKennedy) December 7, 2019

a synthesis of Trotskyism and Ufology (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 14:50 (five years ago)

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=3094971017199660&id=100000603771016

StanM, Tuesday, 17 December 2019 19:10 (five years ago)

https://www.amazon.com/Neogeo-Mini-Pro-Player-Pack-Version/dp/B07L81PJKS/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=neo+geo+mini&qid=1576645944&sr=8-1

The video on this page got me

Evan, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 05:13 (five years ago)

omg.

pplains, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 14:14 (five years ago)

Srsly, the world's largest retailer's aesthetic is becoming more and more influenced by the Chicago Max Headroom guy with every week.

pplains, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 14:15 (five years ago)

What am I not noticing in there?

☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 14:21 (five years ago)

I think the video shows someone using their feet to play.

brownie, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 14:22 (five years ago)

Correct

Evan, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 16:24 (five years ago)

if 80s cartoons were Scottish:

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=3098843836812027&id=156400551056385

StanM, Wednesday, 18 December 2019 18:55 (five years ago)

Ronald Reagan’s assassination attempt but it has king of the hill music over it pic.twitter.com/LPTtoDc0JM

— Kayla 💛 (@kobcritic_) December 18, 2019

☮️ (peace, man), Monday, 23 December 2019 14:08 (five years ago)

lmao

peloton for the painfully alone (m bison), Monday, 23 December 2019 14:14 (five years ago)

the top 200 confessions of 2019 on @fesshole:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1T1fXGmDyvQWnClkPxKSH_auVuiF3d0XIy7r07Oe-zcA/edit#gid=788171707

StanM, Monday, 30 December 2019 17:57 (five years ago)

holy shit some of those are incredible

hot nuts (small) (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 December 2019 18:21 (five years ago)

yikes at "cradled the poo"

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 30 December 2019 18:38 (five years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba8-Vjn2a8c

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 30 December 2019 18:38 (five years ago)

THE AYES HAVE IT

mookieproof, Monday, 30 December 2019 18:40 (five years ago)

129 is my favourite so far: "I have only ever been to Nando's once. I found it the least cheeky experience I have ever had , but told my friends at the time it was"

mark s, Monday, 30 December 2019 18:45 (five years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdMoLPXZrpI
Cumulative lolz with lots of filler but quality high-points throughout
for some reason 12.01 killed me

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 5 January 2020 16:29 (five years ago)

Yeah that kookaburra was too much. Second prize to the anchor who misread 'fed up' as 'effed up'.

Drive Like a Demon From Steakhouse to Steakhouse (Old Lunch), Sunday, 5 January 2020 18:05 (five years ago)

Ilana Glazer's comedy special is an instant classic. pic.twitter.com/gHQ2QQhbqO

— limited breadsticks (@limitlessjest) January 6, 2020

ingredience (map), Thursday, 9 January 2020 22:34 (five years ago)

three weeks pass...

Here’s something ridiculously cool from an art parade in Japan.

pic.twitter.com/hHm5XU0mfL

— Joshua Potash (@JoshuaPotash) January 30, 2020

☮️ (peace, man), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:12 (five years ago)

amazing payoff

totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:12 (five years ago)

loool

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:18 (five years ago)

sublime

the main character Cooly and his fart attack (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:19 (five years ago)

conservative lecturer DESTROYS sjw college student pic.twitter.com/QmrIaqsonq

— JEREMY (@jeremylevick) January 17, 2020

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 1 February 2020 19:26 (five years ago)

Japan <3 pic.twitter.com/74TUUkhoiz

— MusicIsLife (@MusicIsPeople) February 10, 2020

Good taste, bit Victorian but who isn't? (jed_), Friday, 14 February 2020 08:37 (five years ago)

i love them

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 14 February 2020 18:55 (five years ago)

Here’s the greatest tiktok I’ll ever make. pic.twitter.com/PdTouxopny

— Hart (@HartYT_) February 14, 2020

i am a horse girl (map), Friday, 14 February 2020 20:23 (five years ago)

i love them


Who are they?!

Good taste, bit Victorian but who isn't? (jed_), Friday, 14 February 2020 23:21 (five years ago)

four weeks pass...

Me trying to talk to people without sports pic.twitter.com/7GDNh7e8m4

— Dave (@baltimoredavey) March 12, 2020

i am a horse girl (map), Friday, 13 March 2020 00:19 (five years ago)

lol

rusted (crüt), Sunday, 15 March 2020 02:30 (five years ago)

did you ever... hang around a gymnasium

i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Sunday, 15 March 2020 02:38 (five years ago)

more lols

So I was watching those Beyond Belief Fact or Fiction videos and someone in the comments mentioned how if you put it at .5 speed he sounds like a depressed drunk on the sidewalk trying to get your attention, & so I did, and I've been wheezing badly at this for the last 7 minutes pic.twitter.com/9ASpr8MntJ

— Jord/Jax (@JaxBladeFitness) March 17, 2020

andrew m., Wednesday, 18 March 2020 16:14 (five years ago)

one month passes...

olol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h56WLqdD-7I

davey, Saturday, 25 April 2020 10:54 (five years ago)

https://imgur.com/gallery/AnOS0Ot

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 22:07 (five years ago)

lolz
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo

davey, Wednesday, 29 April 2020 23:53 (five years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BNADKp1Vio

pplains, Thursday, 30 April 2020 02:38 (five years ago)

that is just 😚👌

davey, Thursday, 30 April 2020 13:03 (five years ago)

Green Book was a good movie. It's the best movie since Crash. 🔥🔥🔥

Vegemite Is My Grrl (Eric H.), Thursday, 30 April 2020 13:05 (five years ago)

Srsly tho brb killing myself rn.

Vegemite Is My Grrl (Eric H.), Thursday, 30 April 2020 13:06 (five years ago)

:D :D :D :D

clap for content-providers (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 30 April 2020 13:31 (five years ago)

wait until it gets to the top

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UiRCsByOME

i am a horse girl (map), Sunday, 3 May 2020 05:11 (five years ago)

3:00

i am a horse girl (map), Sunday, 3 May 2020 05:12 (five years ago)

The ambient noise in that video was very calming.

Evan, Sunday, 3 May 2020 13:57 (five years ago)

something v lynchian about the unremarked-upon but deeply unsettling presence of the furry

Millennials are using this app to speak in just 3 weeks. (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 3 May 2020 14:37 (five years ago)

There's sometimes a furry.

jmm, Sunday, 3 May 2020 14:42 (five years ago)

i completely missed that upon the first several viewings

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Sunday, 3 May 2020 21:08 (five years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpfFCDZBADk

pplains, Sunday, 17 May 2020 19:53 (five years ago)

irl lol

pomenitul, Sunday, 17 May 2020 20:05 (five years ago)

oh that's terrible

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 17 May 2020 22:00 (five years ago)

three weeks pass...

this made me lose any shit i may have had for five whole minutes

this fucking license plate brought me to tears pic.twitter.com/jPYOWkFngg

— wren ⚡️abolish the police! / B*L*M (@folkpunkjunk) June 12, 2020

crystal-brained yogahead (map), Saturday, 13 June 2020 04:18 (five years ago)

um, that's a bad pun on it being an orange ram, right? Is there something funnier than that I'm missing?

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 13 June 2020 05:52 (five years ago)

Wonder if this was up by Syracuse.

pplains, Saturday, 13 June 2020 10:51 (five years ago)

purdy truck doe

brian emo (rip van wanko), Saturday, 13 June 2020 13:56 (five years ago)

This yahoo finance article about blockchain currencies somehow mistakenly got a headline about the porn industry
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/porn-industry-changed-during-coronavirus-130000705.html

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 13 June 2020 23:02 (five years ago)

Wonder if this was up by Syracuse.

looks like either a 516 or 518 area code on that sign, so probably not

i live in syracuse and i sort of feel like i would have seen that truck driving around if it was here (not that syracuse is tiny or anything, it'd just be hard to forget "ORAMGE")

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 11:55 (five years ago)

Haha, opened that thread up and

this wasn’t taken in syracuse 😭😭😭

— wren ⚡️abolish the police! / B*L*M (@folkpunkjunk) June 13, 2020

pplains, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 12:17 (five years ago)

Not to keep pushing all gas no brake but this is like the human version of the comments section of every thread on r/elonmusk:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW_jsS_JnMY

DJI, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 01:33 (five years ago)

halo or COD?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 01:53 (five years ago)

Really enjoy AGNB's all-of-America-as-heavy-metal-parking-lot takes. Could actually do without Vic Berger ripoff zooms

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 02:00 (five years ago)

two months pass...

I’m not sure who this man is or where this vid has come from but he’s made my day 😂😂

Gets better with every view 😭 pic.twitter.com/cJQV9Xcg7i

— Peter Crouch (@petercrouch) August 24, 2020

peace, man, Monday, 24 August 2020 15:26 (five years ago)

We are truly blessed that he was able to see the humor on this and shared it with the world.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 24 August 2020 15:35 (five years ago)

Robert Plant's really let himself go

A Short Film About Scampoes (Noodle Vague), Monday, 24 August 2020 15:39 (five years ago)

dog otm

the burrito that defined a generation, Monday, 24 August 2020 22:40 (five years ago)

Bomboclaat pic.twitter.com/b2JgdtMxnU

— CAPTION IT ! (@captionation1) April 2, 2020

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 28 August 2020 14:53 (five years ago)

eating brunch but make it fashion ^o^

davey, Sunday, 30 August 2020 23:01 (five years ago)

Idk why but this shit is mad funny pic.twitter.com/N6yRndg42J

— Barmelo Xanthony (@Actn_jcksn) September 1, 2020

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 21:37 (five years ago)

love the algreens classic "take me to the snack aisle"

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 22:16 (five years ago)

So Tired of Being In Line

pplains, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 23:25 (five years ago)

“do you have something to mend my broken heart?”

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 11:17 (five years ago)

Call Me (When My Prescription is Ready)

the burrito that defined a generation, Thursday, 3 September 2020 19:33 (five years ago)

Let's Stay Together (After We Leave Walgreens)

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Thursday, 3 September 2020 19:41 (five years ago)

four weeks pass...

listen, i know this is a wheel of fortune mess-up clip but seriously

Please say sike LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO pic.twitter.com/VTmQIVpmMw

— 𝙼𝚊𝚖𝚊 𝚉, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙶𝚞𝚛𝚞 (@mamaztheguru) September 30, 2020

idkwtf (Karl Malone), Thursday, 1 October 2020 03:29 (five years ago)

on the spot dicespin is a longtime classic, that kid ended up winning the game!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 1 October 2020 03:57 (five years ago)

two weeks pass...

A play in three acts pic.twitter.com/fIm9PDGaDN

— Brooke Binkowski (@brooklynmarie) October 21, 2020

peace, man, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 23:40 (five years ago)

my friend accidentally showed this image to a covid test site worker instead of his appointment number. just silently held it up against his closed window. https://t.co/5iJeAClYad

— Elena Saavedra Buckley (@elenasb_) October 19, 2020

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 22 October 2020 05:43 (five years ago)

take as old as time
booty and the beast

cointelamateur (m bison), Thursday, 22 October 2020 11:32 (five years ago)

this is insane pic.twitter.com/KogLC9rpEy

— pj harvey keitel (@scott4listener) October 29, 2020

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Thursday, 29 October 2020 18:01 (five years ago)

jesus, call the fbi on that guy

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 29 October 2020 18:19 (five years ago)

I'm 100% certain he's already on some sort of watchlist.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Thursday, 29 October 2020 18:25 (five years ago)

https://www.tiktok.com/@adinboyer/video/6888450826562555142

On average, this critic grades 8.3 points lower than other critics (Eric H.), Friday, 30 October 2020 02:36 (five years ago)

Huge respect to the car in front of me pic.twitter.com/LG4qypYKGn

— Jacob Geller (@yacobg42) October 31, 2020

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Monday, 2 November 2020 02:51 (five years ago)

two weeks pass...

how does he actually look like all of them pic.twitter.com/AjjUKhOCXi

— nadia (@nrasidi) November 16, 2020

mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 15:23 (four years ago)

trippy

Evan, Tuesday, 17 November 2020 15:42 (four years ago)

one month passes...

Absolutely losing it over the fact folks think this asshole’s name is “Via Getty” pic.twitter.com/A2e6rmroGD

— Nerd Girl Says (@Rachael_Conrad) January 7, 2021

silverfish, Thursday, 7 January 2021 19:45 (four years ago)

I love this

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 7 January 2021 19:45 (four years ago)

bahahaha. PWNED VIA GETTY!

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 7 January 2021 22:30 (four years ago)

pic.twitter.com/3EXAJuIsvP

— Radagast the Brown (@RadagastTBrown) January 12, 2021

peace, man, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 13:11 (four years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EoKaSZEVkBQIyYN?format=png&name=360x360

satanist of size (map), Monday, 25 January 2021 15:46 (four years ago)

lmao

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Monday, 25 January 2021 15:49 (four years ago)

Strap on yr shoes, yr going to Poon School

Karl Malone, Monday, 25 January 2021 16:25 (four years ago)

https://www.tiktok.com/@outdooreliza/video/6914297810359782662

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 05:38 (four years ago)

all I care about is the bonus content for Dutch speakers here:

@curvytheatrenerd:ok but bef in Dutch literally means to eat p |_| $$ y so 😂

get down, get down, get down / why piano wenza so? (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 26 January 2021 06:37 (four years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxlPGPupdd8

avatar of a kind of respectability homosexual culture (Eric H.), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 19:17 (four years ago)

"I'm here live, I'm not a cat" - life in 2021

jmm, Tuesday, 9 February 2021 19:27 (four years ago)

his strangled "dahhhhh" at the beginning of that is 24 karat gold

lord of the ting tings (map), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 19:34 (four years ago)

that is the best

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 19:38 (four years ago)

oh fuck

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 19:41 (four years ago)

looks like Rubio was wrong

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 19:46 (four years ago)

that was amazing

Ray Cooney as "Crotch" (stevie), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 21:06 (four years ago)

"rod ponton"
amazing

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 22:47 (four years ago)

thanks to eric for posting this here as i was able to share it on the work-wide email list today before everyone sees it on facebook tomorrow

lord of the ting tings (map), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 23:08 (four years ago)

three people have already sent it to me

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 23:10 (four years ago)

Easily the single most powerful interaction in the history of Facebook Camry owners groups pic.twitter.com/jjkW1Vvf87

— fitzy (@fivewaylogjam) February 15, 2021

silverfish, Monday, 15 February 2021 21:00 (four years ago)

Now that's a Facebook group.

This looks like something from Repo Man 2000.

https://i.imgur.com/gJwBSog.jpg

pplains, Monday, 15 February 2021 21:40 (four years ago)

The most blasphemous Star Trek shitpost I have ever made or could possibly ever make. You've been warned. pic.twitter.com/hxQAYlzhxk

— David Lebo (@leboism) February 19, 2021

lord of the ting tings (map), Friday, 19 February 2021 22:26 (four years ago)

mookieproof, Friday, 19 February 2021 22:30 (four years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noEHHB6rnMI

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 February 2021 18:43 (four years ago)

^ go to minute 7 here, it is very special.

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 February 2021 18:43 (four years ago)

that weird little typing song she launches into (before the sunglasses go on and the costume change) is disturbingly similar to my "counting game" that i constantly played in my head through my adolescence. thank god i finally god the counting game out of my head, it is a nightmare

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 22 February 2021 18:51 (four years ago)

lmao!! amazing find

Fetchboy, Monday, 22 February 2021 18:54 (four years ago)

7:00: Okay, T-Bone! Time for some serious crunching!

I'm using Windows
Windows, Windows 386
So all my app-li-cations are running at once
My report right now, is scattered all over my desk
W-w-w-windows will pull these files together real quick
I got pieces in one spreadsheet
I got pieces in another
I got pieces that have never been close to one another
Some are in the da-ta-base where things are pretty stuffy
Some are in the word pro-cess-or, that's where it gets fluffy(?)
W-w-windows, W-w-windows, Windows 386
Will pull these parts together and do it mighty quick
I'll cut and paste, cut-and-paste until it's in Pagemaker
Then I'll slick it up to be T-Bone's heartbreaker.

(Linda takes off her clothes)

"Here's the spreadsheet data you asked for Linda..."

WILLIAM!

"Linda! Uh-oh. These are 1-2-3 files. That doesn't look like 1-2-3."

8:13 - It's Na-Na-Not!
1-2-2-2-3! But don't wo-rry Will-iam, just hand the disk to me!
BARK BARK BARK
I got! Several applications looking mighty slick
Running un-der Win-dows 386!
BARK BARK BARK
In one of the win-dows I've got 1-2-2-2-3
Running at the same time as the others, can't you see?
BARK BARK BARK
I can cut and paste your files in-to my report
Or I can make them look bet-ter with Mi-cro-soft Chart
Charts is Charts is Charts is what I got
CYMBAL SPLASH
Now I'm gonna show you how to make the thing look hot!
BARK

"I'm in accounting! Nothing ever looks hot!"

SYNTH SOLO

Stand! Back William, stand b-b-b-back
Windows 386! IS ON THE ATTACK!

CYMBAL SPLASH, SYNTH SOLO CONTINUES WITH VAGUE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE INTERPOLATIONS AND VINYL SCRATCHING

"Wooooooow..."

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 February 2021 19:03 (four years ago)

forks, i'm really sorry but we're going to need you to use your 386 to update that draft. we LOVE the hyphens, but there aren't enough of them! Linda's song should have hyphens between each-and-ev-e-ry-syll-a-ble. Due-by-end-of-Day!

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 22 February 2021 19:32 (four years ago)

w-w-w-why

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 February 2021 19:43 (four years ago)

So many urges to say out loud "MOM! Like, OMG stop! Ughhh seriously oh my GAWD mom please"

Evan, Monday, 22 February 2021 20:01 (four years ago)

WATCH: Police in Karachi, Pakistan are training an armed rollerblading unit to better prevent theft and harassment on its streets. pic.twitter.com/IX5CrM6tep

— CBS News (@CBSNews) February 23, 2021

For a few seconds, the generic background music in this Reuters video sounds like it's going to resolve into a rendition of North American Scum. Just so you're not as disappointed as I was, let me tell you up front that it takes a different musical direction. But don't let that detract from your enjoyment of the rollerskating cops of Karachi.

peace, man, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 12:43 (four years ago)

Some serious Police Academy vibes in portions of that clip

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 14:09 (four years ago)

a rollerblade jumping over a motorcycle forever

adam, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 14:51 (four years ago)

sorry but cops never equal lolz

lord of the ting tings (map), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 15:32 (four years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpKxtTPQ1Q8

map ca. 1890 (map), Monday, 8 March 2021 22:40 (four years ago)

pic.twitter.com/SqpRgdZf5E

— 𐑤𐑨 𐑐𐑩𐑤𐑐𐑦𐑵𐑩 (@la_polpino) March 16, 2021

map ca. 1890 (map), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:59 (four years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zb5gKw6q3o

n/a (FlopsyDuck), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 18:28 (four years ago)

I see your blessed vacation and raise you a helicopter ride pic.twitter.com/KUOaFpEGLD

— avery💝s data📝charts📈& finance💹✊🌹 (@averygrrl) October 28, 2020

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 29 March 2021 14:30 (four years ago)

ha, that's awesome

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Monday, 29 March 2021 15:55 (four years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NUJQxNj_jo

DJI, Friday, 16 April 2021 17:22 (four years ago)

They added a roundabout in rural eastern Kentucky pic.twitter.com/tkb19bTEuK

— Oregon Rolled A 20 (I Do Stick Figures) (@OregonRolledA20) April 25, 2021

i was too much listening to your accent (Spottie), Sunday, 25 April 2021 20:11 (four years ago)

aaaagh

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 April 2021 20:32 (four years ago)

https://twitter.com/i/events/1389710145249157122?s=20

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 5 May 2021 05:53 (four years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/semantic_core_img/1389710415836319745/0H8K2G_M?format=jpg&name=small

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 5 May 2021 05:53 (four years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLI-X4HldmQ

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 7 May 2021 03:42 (four years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E2KhyGZXoAMEUsj?format=jpg&name=900x900

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 17:34 (four years ago)

pic.twitter.com/nmU6VHGE0U

— Geoff Bisente (@GeoffBisente) June 3, 2021

Karl Malone, Friday, 4 June 2021 16:10 (four years ago)

love it

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 4 June 2021 16:40 (four years ago)

Brilliant

jmm, Friday, 4 June 2021 17:35 (four years ago)

I'm not going to even look, just guess.... does he remove each page, one-by-one, from the back instead of the front?

Because I saw the same gag with a construction worker last week.

pplains, Friday, 4 June 2021 17:36 (four years ago)

yr no fun pplains

that was great

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 4 June 2021 20:00 (four years ago)

I see that so much now though! The same bit getting repeated over and over again by different people. And no one seems to mind!

It's like a global version of this conversation.

https://i.imgur.com/vXlsoBA.jpg

pplains, Friday, 4 June 2021 20:03 (four years ago)

hee hee

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 June 2021 01:15 (four years ago)

three weeks pass...

who did this pic.twitter.com/NsAeH0HEJm

— Jason S. Canon (@uncanonical) October 26, 2018

burly crafty woodsman (James Harden) vs tall ethereal phantom (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 July 2021 21:08 (four years ago)

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

oh ffs, forks.

pplains, Friday, 2 July 2021 21:48 (four years ago)

lmao i had to count

class project pat (m bison), Friday, 2 July 2021 22:09 (four years ago)

nice!

95 reeses nailed to a door but a mensch ate one

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 2 July 2021 22:59 (four years ago)

ok 96 reeses, then a mensch ate one

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 2 July 2021 23:03 (four years ago)

two months pass...

Respect to the true pioneers of the UK grime scene. pic.twitter.com/g3x4NAMvXw

— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) September 28, 2021

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 21:08 (four years ago)

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/police-warn-public-not-approach-13230681

edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 21:10 (four years ago)

two weeks pass...

equal parts lol and O_o

love is love is love ❤️ https://t.co/dpSqMOAWgU

— giabuchi (@jaboukie) October 17, 2021

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 October 2021 19:07 (four years ago)

one month passes...

pic.twitter.com/cbT6lc8E4x

— Bad Vaccine Takes (@BadVaccineTakes) November 21, 2021

silverfish, Monday, 22 November 2021 00:42 (three years ago)

"It's def possible !"

silverfish, Monday, 22 November 2021 00:43 (three years ago)

Now that's a Hot (Burrito) Take.

pplains, Monday, 22 November 2021 14:33 (three years ago)

two weeks pass...

How The Grinch Stole Someone’s BBL Appointment pic.twitter.com/0I5ieqHVUQ

— Richard Nevels 🏁 (@Richie_l0c0) December 6, 2021

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 6 December 2021 21:10 (three years ago)

pic.twitter.com/GnZ0491RuE

— Will (@iamwillb_) December 6, 2021

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 6 December 2021 21:38 (three years ago)

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JPGxefdbHc

goole, Wednesday, 29 December 2021 06:31 (three years ago)

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSAp9sBzPbc

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 28 February 2022 22:43 (three years ago)

u have to LOVE to WORK pic.twitter.com/fv5bb5fJpQ

— Vinny Thomas (@vinn_ayy) March 9, 2022

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 10 March 2022 00:07 (three years ago)

five months pass...

i'm literally the only one who posts anything to this graveyard of a thread anymore but i gotta put it somewhere

In 1663, the partial fossilised skeleton of a woolly rhinoceros was discovered in Germany. This is the “Magdeburg Unicorn”, one of the worst fossil reconstructions in human history. pic.twitter.com/rmV1vcB3LY

— Brian Roemmele (@BrianRoemmele) August 14, 2022

(grim) pump track (wales) (map), Monday, 15 August 2022 02:35 (three years ago)

Lmao! That looks like a far side cartoon.

Chyiv Kyiv (Fetchboy), Monday, 15 August 2022 05:45 (three years ago)

it totally does lmao

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 15 August 2022 05:52 (three years ago)

10/10 unicorns proven
also that Rick Astley pitch-bend makes it sound like Front 242 which is a very good thing

assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 15 August 2022 07:08 (three years ago)

lol, thank you so much for that unicorn. Amazing.

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 August 2022 14:20 (three years ago)

one month passes...

Imagine your kid can’t talk yet and they’re already making fun of you

pic.twitter.com/geDlwNQGy3

— PointsBet Sportsbook (@PointsBetUSA) September 15, 2022

Spottie, Thursday, 15 September 2022 18:57 (three years ago)

considering that swing, you might wanna move the baby a bit further away from the tee

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 September 2022 19:58 (three years ago)

five months pass...

https://www.tiktok.com/@americanhighshorts/video/7188635164510162222?lang=en

four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 06:24 (two years ago)

three months pass...

This is killing me

https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/144jb3r/maybe_maybe_maybe/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 9 June 2023 19:48 (two years ago)

wow….I’m not going to reveal where I work but… uh that hits way too close to home for me professionally. I’m going to assume that I’m just not getting what’s funny about spelling errors or people being concerned that they’re pregnant. Wow.

brimstead, Friday, 9 June 2023 20:02 (two years ago)

Temperatures have passed 30C in London today, overwhelming some soldiers who took part in a military parade alongside Prince Williamhttps://t.co/McrUFliY2F pic.twitter.com/KAYXloNTvV

— ITV News (@itvnews) June 10, 2023

mookieproof, Saturday, 10 June 2023 23:53 (two years ago)

The music makes that feel like a Monty Python skit

jmm, Sunday, 11 June 2023 00:01 (two years ago)

not sure if this will be for everybody, but this killed me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuXGpUR7fXA

budo jeru, Wednesday, 14 June 2023 06:16 (two years ago)

seven months pass...

Inarguable pic.twitter.com/N7MqUcxmSC

— Miss Marjorie Regrets (@coffinsneeze) January 31, 2024

mookieproof, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 16:50 (one year ago)

He's the very best of us all

impostor syndrome to the (expletive) max (stevie), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 16:58 (one year ago)

Hell yes

brimstead, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 17:11 (one year ago)

lol what

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 20:25 (one year ago)

If that motherfucker tried to start shit I would simply push the potato button

frogbs, Thursday, 1 February 2024 00:39 (one year ago)

it ain't happening

mookieproof, Thursday, 1 February 2024 01:45 (one year ago)

lol frog

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 1 February 2024 02:27 (one year ago)


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