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the purpose driven trife (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 8 December 2012 16:15 (twelve years ago) link

*_*

lag∞n, Saturday, 8 December 2012 16:41 (twelve years ago) link

stalin luther king, jr.

sweetántangó (clouds), Saturday, 8 December 2012 16:42 (twelve years ago) link

"I will never know the America you knew".

That's been true of every American born since 1776. Thankfully.

Lee626, Saturday, 8 December 2012 17:23 (twelve years ago) link

http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/images/Ryan_Math_Force_Field.jpg

lag∞n, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 23:49 (twelve years ago) link

Holy shit.

Also "Think for a 2nd" reminds me of the "girl you wish you hadn't started talking to at a party" bit on SNL.

flared bass (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 16 December 2012 10:19 (twelve years ago) link

i don't get it... Obama getting in means children's donkeys will be taken away? My eagle weeps...

besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Monday, 17 December 2012 10:20 (twelve years ago) link

That last one crosses the line imo

een, Wednesday, 19 December 2012 00:32 (twelve years ago) link

omg

rooster in my raggett (crüt), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 00:33 (twelve years ago) link

love to see the reaction if that last one was done with military members

Andrew WKRP (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 00:34 (twelve years ago) link

nice to know that even though there is nothing inherently useful about teaching, if teachers happen to do courageous things during massacres then they can attain posthumous hero status

Suggest Banlieue (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 00:36 (twelve years ago) link

so, only good public schoolteacher is a dead one, am i reading these guys right?

before and after broscience (goole), Wednesday, 19 December 2012 01:33 (twelve years ago) link

grandpa whispering to you over his shoulder abt what rapists love

lag∞n, Sunday, 30 December 2012 02:53 (eleven years ago) link

!!! $200,000 !!!

You Just Haven't Formed It Yet, Babby (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 30 December 2012 04:44 (eleven years ago) link

Goddamn UN with their 4,000 pairs of low quality jackboots on our necks!

flared bass (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 30 December 2012 05:15 (eleven years ago) link

http://tpc.pc2.netdna-cdn.com/images/Ryan_Math_Force_Field.jpg

powerful conservative mages

Z S, Thursday, 10 January 2013 19:40 (eleven years ago) link

http://static.thepeoplescube.com/images/Harry_Reid_Wereworf_Babies.jpg

Mordy, Friday, 11 January 2013 05:23 (eleven years ago) link

rapists love trigger locks looks like some crazy bumper sticker

featuring chewbacca

kristof-profiting-from-a-childs-illiteracy.html (schlump), Monday, 21 January 2013 02:50 (eleven years ago) link

Conservatives have better taste in nightwear.

besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Monday, 21 January 2013 12:04 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/lqJMh.png

turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 21 January 2013 13:21 (eleven years ago) link

!

Influential Acid Jazz Pioneer (crüt), Monday, 21 January 2013 14:00 (eleven years ago) link

his cutie mark is a swastika

Mordy, Monday, 21 January 2013 14:03 (eleven years ago) link

I had totally forgotten about Paul Ryan

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 21 January 2013 14:34 (eleven years ago) link

would rather meet chick on left coz she's hot

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, 21 January 2013 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

gun luvin' conservative: passtimes include watching death wish on loop in my windowless, unlit basement while i clean my collection of high-powered assault rifles.

Spectrum, Monday, 21 January 2013 15:31 (eleven years ago) link

H4A have you see this??

http://mynationalistpony.tumblr.com/

goole, Monday, 21 January 2013 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

oh yeah. i think it's been discussed in the brony thread

turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 21 January 2013 16:58 (eleven years ago) link

wow, that dude is extra hateful

the late great, Monday, 21 January 2013 17:42 (eleven years ago) link

i made the mistake of linking to that guy once and now he bugs me on twitter

max, Monday, 21 January 2013 17:55 (eleven years ago) link

Humans: now stupid enough to reject overwhelming evidence of the negative effect of their actions on the earth's natural weather cycle.

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 13:20 (eleven years ago) link

The idiot word there is 'control'

President Keyes, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 15:57 (eleven years ago) link

navy seals don't kill ppl. obama kills ppl.

Mordy, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 21:26 (eleven years ago) link

Morbsy

am0n, Thursday, 24 January 2013 06:01 (eleven years ago) link

gruntstyle

the late great, Thursday, 24 January 2013 06:11 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

fierce leopard print saddle blanket

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 03:44 (eleven years ago) link

George Bush on a Segway

Uncle Sam is... ...No Daddy! (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 04:36 (eleven years ago) link

obama must said all that stuff, there's quotation marks around it

gentle german fatherly voice (President Keyes), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 01:51 (eleven years ago) link

look at w on that bike, what a badass

железобетонное очко (mookieproof), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 02:17 (eleven years ago) link

obama what a nerd

Spectrum, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 02:17 (eleven years ago) link

goretex parka and bike shorts: our manliest prez

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 03:49 (eleven years ago) link

lol barack could stand to raise that seat a tad, where the secret service at

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 04:11 (eleven years ago) link

my god gw's legs look like serena williams'

een, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 04:31 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/59691_507622325950678_1858708586_n.jpg

this one has me stumped

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 8 March 2013 03:04 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.celebritux.com/images/jeff-foxworthy-04.jpg

derp derp derp derp

( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Friday, 8 March 2013 03:08 (eleven years ago) link

"Oh shit you guys they figured it out my big government nooooooo"

Liberals, after facing the wrath of Dan Conner.

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Friday, 8 March 2013 03:15 (eleven years ago) link

lol the conners were democrats tho

1staethyr, Friday, 8 March 2013 03:18 (eleven years ago) link

If a victim of a murderous killing spree doesn't like guns, he demands that his higher brain functions be banned, and shut down.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 8 March 2013 05:25 (eleven years ago) link

If a Republican doesn't like abortions, he doesn't have one.

If a Democrat doesn't like abortions, he wants all abortions outlawed.

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 8 March 2013 10:13 (eleven years ago) link

If a Republican is intolerant of another religion, they decide to ban all mosques from within 1 mile of the former WTC and all of their favorite politicians gather around in a circle and jerk each other off in self-congratulation newscycles

If a Democrat is intolerant of another religion, they're rightfully called a fucking asshole and their friends stop talking to them

( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Friday, 8 March 2013 15:37 (eleven years ago) link

If a Republican doesn't like gay marriage, he simply chooses to be in a heteronormative marriage anyway.

If a Democrat doesn't like gay marraige, he wants it declared unconstitutional.

Frederik B, Friday, 8 March 2013 18:37 (eleven years ago) link

if a democrat don't like celery he put the peanut butter on it
if a republican don't like celery he put the ranch

balls, Friday, 8 March 2013 20:10 (eleven years ago) link

if you demand that those they don't like be shut down .... you just might be a democrat

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 8 March 2013 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

republicans drive like this
but DEMOCRATS drive like THIS

( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Friday, 8 March 2013 20:35 (eleven years ago) link

women be abortin

balls, Friday, 8 March 2013 20:38 (eleven years ago) link

haha I'm sensing a lost business opportunity to start a private school that is only bible study and target practice (graduation ceremony...amazing grace sung by valedictorian while pistols are fired haphazardly into the air)

we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Sunday, 10 March 2013 23:44 (eleven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BDkM9EcCAAA-BZn.jpg:large

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:23 (eleven years ago) link

well there u have it

the late great, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:32 (eleven years ago) link

goddamn it has been 30 years and presidents are still clearing their own brush, we have got to hire more ppl to do that,, one of them could get hurt

we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 00:04 (eleven years ago) link

presidents sure love to clear brush

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 00:05 (eleven years ago) link

george washington cut down that cherry tree

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 00:05 (eleven years ago) link

yeah but reagan was all "mister washington, cut down that tree!" so that really gives you the whole story in one sentence

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 00:08 (eleven years ago) link

reagan probably reenacting some wwii movie scenario that he recalled as real life

mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 00:08 (eleven years ago) link

more like scarface, holding that chainsaw all like
say hullo to ma littuh fren
*imagines brush to be department of energy*

we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 00:10 (eleven years ago) link

holding out hope maybe he did the pottery back there too

the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

I mean he is a Will Ferrell character isn't he?

"Okay, Mr. President, today we're going to learn about light and shad---"

"Dogs. I want to paint dogs. Like, fifty of 'em..."

pplains, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 23:42 (eleven years ago) link

Lol

pssstttt, Hey you (dog latin), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 02:16 (eleven years ago) link

the crab has a bit of an eric carle look to it

andrew m., Thursday, 14 March 2013 02:52 (eleven years ago) link

true

zero dark (s1ocki), Saturday, 23 March 2013 20:47 (eleven years ago) link

baaware

zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 05:26 (eleven years ago) link

Why does he still have wolfhands? Is Glenn Beck actually a wolf? Or does he just like to wear a dog collar? I don't get it.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 10:14 (eleven years ago) link

Suckling at the cold metal teat of Marco Rubio.

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 3 April 2013 09:12 (eleven years ago) link

Too bad socialized healthcare can't cure cancer, unlike the for-profit model where it is a trivial matter no one ever dies from.

Everybody wants a piece of the (Viceroy), Friday, 5 April 2013 03:58 (eleven years ago) link

PS: I bet anyone $10 bux the CIA somehow gave him cancer.

Everybody wants a piece of the (Viceroy), Friday, 5 April 2013 03:59 (eleven years ago) link

It's a lot of fun to imagine W. as an evil genie who pops up out of thin air to zing the recently deceased, I recommend it

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 5 April 2013 04:01 (eleven years ago) link

http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/599050_303206873141337_843615937_n.jpg

should not have googled "that guy in the white house"

attempt to look intentionally nerdy, awkward or (thomp), Friday, 5 April 2013 06:44 (eleven years ago) link

"over 93% of shootings are young black men shooting other young black men"
fascinating, tell me more

I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 April 2013 13:30 (eleven years ago) link

it... does tell u more

am0n, Friday, 5 April 2013 15:17 (eleven years ago) link

theres more text below that sentence, see

am0n, Friday, 5 April 2013 15:18 (eleven years ago) link

xxxxxxp i'd grab a beer with evil genie bush

Spectrum, Friday, 5 April 2013 15:18 (eleven years ago) link

am0n somehow i stopped reading after that sentence, must be something wrong with me

I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 April 2013 17:01 (eleven years ago) link

that trayvon martin one is next level

lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 17:30 (eleven years ago) link

my god

lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 17:30 (eleven years ago) link

if i had a son he'd look like osama bin laden

the late great, Friday, 5 April 2013 17:37 (eleven years ago) link

that white baby could've been the next hitler

am0n, Friday, 5 April 2013 19:06 (eleven years ago) link

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/58783_507373335959189_1135405008_n.jpg

sanger otm

am0n, Friday, 5 April 2013 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

ws

the late great, Friday, 5 April 2013 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

conservative dollar

zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 5 April 2013 19:29 (eleven years ago) link

smanger

buzza, Friday, 5 April 2013 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

Atheist, Communists, promoter of Eugenics and Racism

am0n, Friday, 5 April 2013 20:29 (eleven years ago) link

niice

lag∞n, Friday, 5 April 2013 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

powerful

am0n, Friday, 5 April 2013 22:27 (eleven years ago) link

Why do we do this to ourselves.

pplains, Saturday, 6 April 2013 00:36 (eleven years ago) link

Conservative Dollar

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 6 April 2013 00:54 (eleven years ago) link

It's like Bitcoins but you can only use it in the Conservapedia Webstore.

ben kvelertak (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 6 April 2013 03:28 (eleven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BH1WG2oCEAEwOdO.jpg:large

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 14 April 2013 19:17 (eleven years ago) link

that slogan sounds like an old jewish man talking, "grunt style? nu, this we'll defend."

zero dark (s1ocki), Sunday, 14 April 2013 23:37 (eleven years ago) link

defend nu from the tyranny of iota

bananas are my preference (seandalai), Monday, 15 April 2013 01:56 (eleven years ago) link

yom hazikaron today -- memorial days are kinda non-partisan no?

Mordy, Monday, 15 April 2013 13:48 (eleven years ago) link

The military-oriented aspect of Israel's culture is pretty conservative. Not that it's entirely without reason, but the image still fits the thread imo.

I mean, Israel can more legitimately claim that soldiers in the six day war "died for your freedom" or whatever than America regarding soldiers in Iraq, but still

--808 542137 (Hurting 2), Monday, 15 April 2013 13:52 (eleven years ago) link

idk, would a similar painting of US soldiers fighting in WW2 to protect "your freedom" be conservative? maybe it would!

Mordy, Monday, 15 April 2013 13:55 (eleven years ago) link

kinda

zero dark (s1ocki), Monday, 15 April 2013 13:59 (eleven years ago) link

on one hand i do understand that but i can't help but feel like making the violence that constructs society explicit is radical too - which is maybe why memorial day in the US is basically invisible?

Mordy, Monday, 15 April 2013 14:01 (eleven years ago) link

ya i guess you could read that image in the totally opposite way too, good point

zero dark (s1ocki), Monday, 15 April 2013 14:02 (eleven years ago) link

though i'd like to see some workers/oppressed ppl in there too

zero dark (s1ocki), Monday, 15 April 2013 14:02 (eleven years ago) link

I sort of regret posting that one having not immediately realized it was yom hazikaron. This is an interesting topic though.

--808 542137 (Hurting 2), Monday, 15 April 2013 14:03 (eleven years ago) link

Nice ass on the silver Jew in the dress.

pplains, Monday, 15 April 2013 14:06 (eleven years ago) link

that ass don't come for free

--808 542137 (Hurting 2), Monday, 15 April 2013 14:21 (eleven years ago) link

kinda has a Mad Fold-In qual

andrew m., Monday, 15 April 2013 14:45 (eleven years ago) link

the text is something about how "thousands died for this" and when you fold it it's a picture of a pita sandwich with shawarma

--808 542137 (Hurting 2), Monday, 15 April 2013 14:48 (eleven years ago) link

i've seen that pic before. i don't know its origin but i reaaaally don't think its creator had defense of israel in mind

goole, Monday, 15 April 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago) link

Why are you slandering the brave soldiers who defended Israel during World War I?

pplains, Monday, 15 April 2013 14:52 (eleven years ago) link

Actually Israeli soldiers did wear helmets like that during the 1948 independence war. I assumed it was the beach in tel aviv. Although the choice of a blonde woman would be unusual.

--808 542137 (Hurting 2), Monday, 15 April 2013 14:56 (eleven years ago) link

well like i said i don't know where it came from.

how i ran into it before detailed here:

why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

goole, Monday, 15 April 2013 14:59 (eleven years ago) link

there are spots on the coast where you look north toward yafo that look sort of like that, all though the style of building in that picture is not what's there today (taller more modern buildings). The architecture plus lack of any specific jewish/israeli signifiers makes me think you're probably right.

--808 542137 (Hurting 2), Monday, 15 April 2013 15:07 (eleven years ago) link

reverse img search is inconclusive

huge link

goole, Monday, 15 April 2013 15:14 (eleven years ago) link

I used a few other words to image search it ("Artist", "Originally painted") and let me tell you, adding captions to that picture only makes it even more annoying.

pplains, Monday, 15 April 2013 15:32 (eleven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BIoMRELCYAAYCOT.png:large

goole, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 15:57 (eleven years ago) link

ok let's fire this rock into the sun already, we're done here

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 15:59 (eleven years ago) link

i like that no matter how many times the gop grownups emphasize 'look, nobody even think the word rape nevermind actually say something about it cuz we always fuck it up' the grass roots always responds w/ 'i'm sorry but'

balls, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 20:30 (eleven years ago) link

http://i39.tinypic.com/20szs0j.jpg

los blue jeans, Sunday, 28 April 2013 19:37 (eleven years ago) link

that works if you consider the rights of a clump of cells to be more important than a living, breathing woman

Spectrum, Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:49 (eleven years ago) link

"clump of cells, full grown woman. clump of cells, full grown woman. i'm gonna go with the clump here."

Spectrum, Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:50 (eleven years ago) link

Slavery was endorsed morally by those who saw it sanctioned in the Bible, the White man doing his duty to tame the witchdoctor and teach him the Words of Christ.

pplains, Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:54 (eleven years ago) link

any given moral is the equivalent of any and all other morals by the simple fact of its adoption as a moral. i am vehemently opposed to banjos, on moral grounds; when will the federal government do something? i didn't not vote just for the children i don't have to hear mumford and sons on the goddamn radio i don't own before 9pm.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:56 (eleven years ago) link

biblically-approved abortions are so low in numbers these days

mh, Thursday, 2 May 2013 03:02 (eleven years ago) link

Back then, they used to just chop 'em in half.

pplains, Thursday, 2 May 2013 03:21 (eleven years ago) link

did they? did they really?

mh, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 00:07 (eleven years ago) link

"we're pinned down. get the white house on the line!"

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 00:09 (eleven years ago) link

you don't understand, the white house was that one dude's EVE online team

mh, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 00:10 (eleven years ago) link

-obama save us!
-nah im watchin modern family

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 23:40 (eleven years ago) link

oh, escalation. love it.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 9 May 2013 11:49 (eleven years ago) link

WARNING: This is a
heterosexual page
and we promote
heterosexuality !!

goole, Thursday, 9 May 2013 12:31 (eleven years ago) link

this thread title is hilarious.

whiskey and ice cream sandwiches (Treeship), Friday, 10 May 2013 05:46 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/nbmLr.jpg

THIS IS NOT A BENGHAZI T-SHIRT (Hurting 2), Monday, 13 May 2013 01:48 (eleven years ago) link

i thought they were called murders not platoons

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Monday, 13 May 2013 01:52 (eleven years ago) link

'commander and chief'

great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 May 2013 01:55 (eleven years ago) link

damn image macro makers, even the australians know what the phrase is

tweeship journey to 77 (mh), Monday, 13 May 2013 01:56 (eleven years ago) link

c-130 is a transport iirc

mookieproof, Monday, 13 May 2013 02:04 (eleven years ago) link

I'm also not really sure what a gunship would have done in the situation

THIS IS NOT A BENGHAZI T-SHIRT (Hurting 2), Monday, 13 May 2013 02:06 (eleven years ago) link

nm I assume they mean this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_AC-130

I am dumb for thinking "gunship" meant boat

THIS IS NOT A BENGHAZI T-SHIRT (Hurting 2), Monday, 13 May 2013 02:07 (eleven years ago) link

They should've flown a C-130 over the platoon of terrorists and dropped tanks on top of their heads.

pplains, Monday, 13 May 2013 04:03 (eleven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BJOVq4vCQAExAZb.jpg:large

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 18 May 2013 23:58 (eleven years ago) link

can't argue with FACTS

the late great, Sunday, 19 May 2013 00:30 (eleven years ago) link

not only did he support obama but he also wanted romney to lose

lag∞n, Sunday, 19 May 2013 00:33 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/YHsiAZ1.jpg

rather ugged man (zvookster), Sunday, 19 May 2013 03:20 (eleven years ago) link

forget obama, this trotsky character sounds like he might be a contender for the title

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 19 May 2013 03:22 (eleven years ago) link

:D

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 19 May 2013 03:27 (eleven years ago) link

DropcapWorstInHistory

the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Sunday, 19 May 2013 03:29 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

aren't gay republicans known as unicorns, not because "they kick ass" but because they are nearly mythically rare?

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 June 2013 04:33 (eleven years ago) link

Didn't Romney get like 30% of the gay vote tho?

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 3 June 2013 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

22%

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 3 June 2013 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

swv?

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 3 June 2013 22:49 (eleven years ago) link

loooool

Doctor Who's on first (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 June 2013 22:53 (eleven years ago) link

two without hats

brimstead, Monday, 3 June 2013 22:56 (eleven years ago) link

a+ RS

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 June 2013 23:11 (eleven years ago) link

who the fuck remembers the plot from Baywatch?

Doctor Who's on first (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 June 2013 23:12 (eleven years ago) link

all true americans fuck yeah stars and stripes and boobz wooo

Z S, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 00:07 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

wow, am i color blind or is that blue type at the bottom impossible to read

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 22 June 2013 04:34 (eleven years ago) link

what's the difference in these two

Neil S, Saturday, 22 June 2013 08:24 (eleven years ago) link

Pixels, mostly.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 22 June 2013 12:11 (eleven years ago) link

(COMMUNIST BROADCAST SYSTEM)

http://s18.postimg.org/kdcky54nt/379611_546041972101034_879970801_n.jpg

Yeezus Built My Hot Rod (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 22 June 2013 14:15 (eleven years ago) link

so glad all this is not limited to just the us of a

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/s720x720/428692_650660468293421_1217703203_n.jpg

Yeezus Built My Hot Rod (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 22 June 2013 14:24 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, that one definitely puts you guys in the club.

pplains, Saturday, 22 June 2013 15:27 (eleven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BNbT467CYAA7pAT.jpg:large

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 24 June 2013 07:15 (eleven years ago) link

she's right about her parents

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 24 June 2013 07:17 (eleven years ago) link

little girls who have figured out how to live

battle hyrr of the shepublic (m bison), Monday, 24 June 2013 13:29 (eleven years ago) link

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/q71/1017202_546084458763452_2095803981_n.jpg

lmao i love the punchline to this one, its like einstein is pounding away furiously on an old calculator in a drafty room in the MIT library when he excitedly makes his discovery, running and shouting "i did it! its the goddamn mexicans!"

battle hyrr of the shepublic (m bison), Monday, 24 June 2013 13:31 (eleven years ago) link

Albert Einstein, famous native-born red-blooded American.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 24 June 2013 13:56 (eleven years ago) link

'and they're all unemployed!!'

Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 04:25 (eleven years ago) link

http://mlkshk.com/r/S53M.jpg

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 27 June 2013 16:53 (eleven years ago) link

marcel edward fontaine otm

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 27 June 2013 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

Astounded by "Christians for Michelle Bachmann"

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 27 June 2013 17:01 (eleven years ago) link

feel like i prefer powerful conservative images to "ermahgerd"

Clay, Thursday, 27 June 2013 17:02 (eleven years ago) link

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fwcBnzgiuxo/S6Lky1cjGaI/AAAAAAAAEjc/IIOcyQiASno/s400/381.jpg

"Maniac Ariel Pink Outraged By Being Lumped Together With Other Maniacs"

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 27 June 2013 17:04 (eleven years ago) link

xp ya lol

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 27 June 2013 17:04 (eleven years ago) link

i think we have a poll on this somewhere

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 June 2013 18:07 (eleven years ago) link

gay marriage = the slippery slope toward giant grasshoppers

lego maniac cop (latebloomer), Thursday, 27 June 2013 18:19 (eleven years ago) link

or grasshopper-sized humans.

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 28 June 2013 11:48 (eleven years ago) link

Those are called "fetuses."

pplains, Friday, 28 June 2013 12:53 (eleven years ago) link

gay marriage = the slippery slope toward giant grasshoppers making out with fetuses

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 28 June 2013 14:29 (eleven years ago) link

RetroGal BrooklynArgo • 4 minutes ago

There's joking and then there's propaganda.. This is the latter.

goole, Friday, 28 June 2013 14:32 (eleven years ago) link

lol shit wrong nutso thread

goole, Friday, 28 June 2013 14:34 (eleven years ago) link

6666 - credit card number of the superbeast

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 7 July 2013 14:11 (eleven years ago) link

"skinny"

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 7 July 2013 14:14 (eleven years ago) link

i keep forgetting how good michelle looks

In this case I suppose the Konservative hyperbole is correct:
I am a liberal and I think the country would be better off if Big Macs cost $9 and you had to wait 45 minutes to get one.

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Sunday, 7 July 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago) link

^ like and share

Clay, Thursday, 11 July 2013 04:48 (eleven years ago) link

<3

how's life, Thursday, 11 July 2013 08:25 (eleven years ago) link

^^ from a completely sincere source, I swear

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 13 July 2013 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

actual lols

THAT'S MY NAME, DON'T WEAR IT OUT! (m bison), Saturday, 13 July 2013 18:24 (eleven years ago) link

don't be a prole says the people's party

szarkasm (schlump), Saturday, 13 July 2013 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

incest's future's so bright it's gotta wear shades

balls, Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:27 (eleven years ago) link

wow incest is hot!

the late great, Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:34 (eleven years ago) link

AND TWIIIIINS

balls, Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:41 (eleven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BPio0XoCQAAB82O.jpg:large

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 20 July 2013 04:17 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha, what is even the point there? things are different than forty years ago?

sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 20 July 2013 15:52 (eleven years ago) link

james gandolfini died during the obama administration: coincidence??

een, Saturday, 20 July 2013 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

if you outlaw thugs, only thugs will be outlaws
also the silhouette woman in yoga pants looks like she holding a smoldering bong at a distance, like, EW get these POTS away from me

neil degrasse (m bison), Saturday, 27 July 2013 12:21 (eleven years ago) link

P.O.C. = piece of...crap?

Z S, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 12:09 (eleven years ago) link

I think it's a dog whistle. P.O.C = piece of crap = person of color

Dan I., Tuesday, 30 July 2013 17:19 (eleven years ago) link

and then i woke up

the late great, Friday, 2 August 2013 03:15 (eleven years ago) link

cherie berry is an all time great real name

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 2 August 2013 03:19 (eleven years ago) link

no need for education or EPA, of course. although apparently it's ok to have the third one...what was it? oh yeah, commerce

oops

Z S, Friday, 2 August 2013 03:38 (eleven years ago) link

loliver north

sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 August 2013 05:18 (eleven years ago) link

Is Allen West's uniform for some made-up military group? The Real American Army or some such?

all other cassettes are better off crushed (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 2 August 2013 05:34 (eleven years ago) link

Shockingly diverse group.

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Friday, 2 August 2013 12:24 (eleven years ago) link

Especially considering the two gay people.

pplains, Friday, 2 August 2013 14:04 (eleven years ago) link

i had to look up most of those people. so weird.

R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 2 August 2013 16:17 (eleven years ago) link

had no idea that utah rep. ken sumsion of district 56 (american fork) was such a culture hero

R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 2 August 2013 16:18 (eleven years ago) link

this is one of my fav threads

lag∞n, Friday, 2 August 2013 16:21 (eleven years ago) link

so powerful

lag∞n, Friday, 2 August 2013 16:21 (eleven years ago) link

ethan shared a crop of POWERFUL ones with me last night

http://thelookingspoon.com/images/photos/106/12/64ad6197740acd7055733616.jpg

homosexual II, Friday, 2 August 2013 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

WHICH NOW ARENT WORKING :(

homosexual II, Friday, 2 August 2013 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

coffee at 7?

lag∞n, Friday, 2 August 2013 17:39 (eleven years ago) link

nice reverse racism there, carl agatha

the late great, Friday, 2 August 2013 17:42 (eleven years ago) link

hard to argue with many of these thoughtful, well-reasoned images.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 2 August 2013 18:05 (eleven years ago) link

haaaaaaaaa

the late great, Sunday, 4 August 2013 00:33 (eleven years ago) link

pwnd

the late great, Sunday, 4 August 2013 00:33 (eleven years ago) link

gotta admit, conservatives got one on liberals there.

Spectrum, Sunday, 4 August 2013 00:48 (eleven years ago) link

Micheal

Panaïs Pnin (The Yellow Kid), Sunday, 4 August 2013 02:02 (eleven years ago) link

"Micheal"

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 4 August 2013 02:44 (eleven years ago) link

*** Liberalism Is a Mental Disorder * Micheal Savage ***
*** Liberalism Is a Mental Disorder * Micheal Savage ***
*** Liberalism Is a Mental Disorder * Micheal Savage ***
*** Liberalism Is a Mental Disorder * Micheal Savage ***

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 4 August 2013 02:45 (eleven years ago) link

argh sorry yellow kid

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 4 August 2013 02:45 (eleven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BQ6W6rvCcAAWUCZ.jpg:large

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 01:13 (eleven years ago) link

+ cost of own medical expenses after falling from motorway bridge

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 01:17 (eleven years ago) link

+ cost of the wrongful death judgment when that shit falls down on someone's windshield causing a 17-car pileup

+ also jail, because manslaughter

+ also fuck you, because fuck you

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 04:14 (eleven years ago) link

gonna start approaching strangers and saying "can you spare six bucks for AMERICA?!?!?!?"

sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 04:40 (eleven years ago) link

serious q: does anyone know of an article which takes a dispassionate look at the Benghazi conspiracy theories, for a Britisher who is baffled by the whole thing?

Neil S, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 09:24 (eleven years ago) link

p funny the person who made that guilt trippy sign macro couldnt even be bothered to to it himself

lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 17:07 (eleven years ago) link

http://janmorganmedia.com/2013/06/the-hitler-liberal-lovefest/

can someone pls listen to this and precis for me?

ok, need to get off this website

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago) link

Snowden...NSA...Snooping? Wait, what? What were we talking about? I'm lost.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago) link

"Hitler seems to be the only dictator that liberals don't admire"

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 17:26 (eleven years ago) link

well, that didn't live up to its billing. thanks

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 17:28 (eleven years ago) link

he basically said that liberals really are just like hitler, but they won't admit it because Hitler's crimes are well-publicized (unlike Mao, Castro etc.)

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

conservative dollar

am0n, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 20:39 (eleven years ago) link

pleasant shade of green

maven with rockabilly glasses (Matt P), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 20:40 (eleven years ago) link

Flashback!

pplains, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 20:45 (eleven years ago) link

Flashback! Alabama officials dispensing
justice for America's peace and freedom.

http://www.sfbayview.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/john-lewis-beaten-edmund-pettus-bridge-030765.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 20:47 (eleven years ago) link

http://thelookingspoon.com/images/photos/106/12/4fd59241252a61b7bd40ce48.jpg

am0n, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 20:49 (eleven years ago) link

hilary clinton has a face?!!

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 20:51 (eleven years ago) link

sayin'...

am0n, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 20:54 (eleven years ago) link

eh....................................................................................................................

maven with rockabilly glasses (Matt P), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

Why does it say 'the movie 1984 released in eh... 1984'?

Eight Model Play, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 21:11 (eleven years ago) link

that's why the movie is called 1984, duh

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 21:27 (eleven years ago) link

hillaryface button is hilarious 2 me

staind in the place where you live (crüt), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 21:29 (eleven years ago) link

that 'LA riots' photo looks like it's from the riots in london a couple of years ago

The concept of making the Zuiderzee docile (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

http://obeygiant.com/store/images/P/offsetobey.jpg

Spectrum, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 21:31 (eleven years ago) link

Good eye, nak. That pic is from Los Angeles, but it was taken after ...

http://www.lataco.com/taco/help-rebuild-the-holy-grail-downtown-los-angeles

... the L.A. Lakers won one of their NBA titles.

pplains, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

yeah it would take a particular carelessness or (more likely) lack of any ability to tell 1992 from 2010 to think that was the LA riots

The concept of making the Zuiderzee docile (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 21:37 (eleven years ago) link

those look like Ennis Brown House blocks.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ennis_House_interior_hallway.PNG

koogs, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 21:54 (eleven years ago) link

recent t-shirt spotting:

http://www.nrailadonate.org/includes/campaigns/tshirt/tshirt_large.jpg

am0n, Thursday, 8 August 2013 16:10 (eleven years ago) link

that has to be a parody

Spectrum, Friday, 9 August 2013 00:57 (eleven years ago) link

no it's posted on an english paleoconservative site

The concept of making the Zuiderzee docile (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 9 August 2013 01:04 (eleven years ago) link

surely yr english paleoconservative site has been trolled

mookieproof, Friday, 9 August 2013 01:09 (eleven years ago) link

also wtf are you doing in your spare time

mookieproof, Friday, 9 August 2013 01:10 (eleven years ago) link

SHEEPS?

koogs, Friday, 9 August 2013 08:30 (eleven years ago) link

not just sheeps, brainwashed sheeps. Also conservatives are "misogynes".

Neil S, Friday, 9 August 2013 10:23 (eleven years ago) link

"Sorry, sir, we do not accept #dollars."

sick Germaine Greer burn (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 10 August 2013 00:53 (eleven years ago) link

takes a real g to deface a $1 bill

The concept of making the Zuiderzee docile (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 10 August 2013 00:55 (eleven years ago) link

conservative dollar

― zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, April 5, 2013 3:29 PM

Conservative Dollar

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, April 5, 2013 8:54 PM

conservative dollar

― am0n, Wednesday, August 7, 2013 4:39 PM

am0n, Saturday, 10 August 2013 04:25 (eleven years ago) link

lol all these hashtags

lag∞n, Sunday, 11 August 2013 22:58 (eleven years ago) link

"bush island" is a euphemism, surely

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 12 August 2013 04:05 (eleven years ago) link

Reagan, See?

blinded by aggro (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 August 2013 04:31 (eleven years ago) link

"Armed Mommy"

am0n, Monday, 12 August 2013 14:13 (eleven years ago) link

http://oi44.tinypic.com/2we04ee.jpg

am0n, Monday, 12 August 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Q5IVMBi.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 12 August 2013 14:57 (eleven years ago) link

lol

am0n, Monday, 12 August 2013 15:09 (eleven years ago) link

Mother Superior jump the gun

pplains, Monday, 12 August 2013 17:24 (eleven years ago) link

hey guys checkout thes cool websit
http://rightwingart.com

los blue jeans, Sunday, 18 August 2013 17:14 (eleven years ago) link

So much of this stuff is so fucking weird, like a hotline to these people's seething mass of subconscious sexual hang ups, racist paranoia, daddy issues, etc, all just flopping about in front of you.

Eight Model Play, Sunday, 18 August 2013 17:35 (eleven years ago) link

wait what is her "hobby"? blazer-fastening?

Andrew Kornfan, Sunday, 18 August 2013 18:25 (eleven years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandra_Fluke

1staethyr, Sunday, 18 August 2013 18:33 (eleven years ago) link

ugh enough with these

socki (s1ocki), Sunday, 18 August 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

seconded

balls, Sunday, 18 August 2013 19:14 (eleven years ago) link

btw I try to steer clear from the Michelle Obama PCIs because even for me it's too much

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 18 August 2013 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

ugh enough with these

Apologies, I was mainly just amused by the (unintentional?)suggestion that the sadface bowl-cut guy is sublimating his frustrated sexual urges into woodwork, but there's enough of this ugly stuff around anyway, sorry for bringing it up again.

Eight Model Play, Sunday, 18 August 2013 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

oh, i'm the one who posted them, no need for you to apologize. i hadn't delved into the world of conservative sandra fluke macros before. it is disturbing.

Z S, Sunday, 18 August 2013 19:47 (eleven years ago) link

i will say that i was skeptical the boycott of limbaugh over his fluke comments would have any longterm effect, that any sponsors that were scared off would be back pretty quickly, but this hasn't turned out to be the case - well over a year later that campaign is still clearly hurting him.

balls, Sunday, 18 August 2013 19:50 (eleven years ago) link

and yeah the hate directed at michelle obama is pretty straight forwardly loathsome and usually more blatantly racist than the stuff directed at her husband (i guess cuz there they can more easily resort to 'america's hitler/stalin/mao'). the rightwing meme that she's 'fat' (esp when used to express outrage at her campaign against childhood obesity) is particularly mystifying. there's one macro on that site i won't link here but i found pretty amusing, it was yr standard 'look how ghetto/trashy michelle obama dresses' that has her w/ sarah palin, 'trashy vs classy', and it's amusing to me cuz they're both wearing animal prints but only michelle's photo is of her dressed up for halloween.

balls, Sunday, 18 August 2013 19:56 (eleven years ago) link

nice rope-a-dope on the "your"

Andrew Kornfan, Monday, 19 August 2013 01:21 (eleven years ago) link

So the misspelling of her first name was intentional?

pplains, Monday, 19 August 2013 01:29 (eleven years ago) link

guys
hillary sounds a lot like hitlery
he might be onto something

shiny trippy people holding bandz (m bison), Monday, 19 August 2013 02:01 (eleven years ago) link

and yea, the name of the leader in the end times shall be only a few letters away from the name of a different leader, and yea, she will be as the sheep of the lamb of the wolf, yea, of the lion of the lamp of the sheep, yea, sayeth the lord

genesis: 1:1, phil collins

Z S, Monday, 19 August 2013 02:05 (eleven years ago) link

Fair enough, but after Obama bin Biden, they're gonna have to do better than that.

pplains, Monday, 19 August 2013 02:40 (eleven years ago) link

Is that about bussing?

pplains, Monday, 19 August 2013 02:52 (eleven years ago) link

some black kids beat up a white kid on a bus and fox news gave it very serious coverage

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 19 August 2013 02:58 (eleven years ago) link

''Give me not getting beat up on a school bus or give me death!''
- Pattrick Henry

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 13:58 (eleven years ago) link

It used to be... King George, oppression, taxation without representation
Now it's... some kids beating up another kid on a bus.

h/t CHUCK ASAY

here comes the hus-b-ster, i'm the octopus expert (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 08:48 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/zlb2DKU.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:52 (eleven years ago) link

lol

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:54 (eleven years ago) link

freedom is watching you. so you better watch out and don't do anything funny. #freedom

Coming Out Of Elton John's Mouth (crüt), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:55 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/l74WebI.jpg

Andrew Kornfan, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 17:04 (eleven years ago) link

weird 86% stat there at the bottom. also, too bad that f/americasfreedomwatcher was already taken and they were forced to add the 'r' at the end

Z S, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 17:14 (eleven years ago) link

freedom watcherer

lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

who watches americasfreedomwatcher? americasfreedomwatcherr

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 17:37 (eleven years ago) link

CULTURE: US CONSTITUTION & THE BILL OF RIGHTS!

this is gonna make for a helluva boring friday night out

YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 17:39 (eleven years ago) link

i like how a closed border, president-overthrown, monolingual, economic revamp for the entire nation is presented as "these are the simple things i want"

YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, this insane list of hostage demands upon which millions of fictional people apparrrrently agrree are verry simple and easy to implement

Andrew Kornfan, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 19:50 (eleven years ago) link

so when they say the constitution and the bill of rights, what do they mean exactly? like only those first ten amendments? b/c there's some pretty important stuff after that iirc.

Clay, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:10 (eleven years ago) link

At first read I took ''BORDERS: CLOSED!'' as being about the bookstore chain and was like, wow, this is out of date.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 12:01 (eleven years ago) link

Lol

een, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 12:12 (eleven years ago) link

watchering the watchererrs

andrew m., Wednesday, 28 August 2013 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

lol @ CULTURE

Treeship, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 14:53 (eleven years ago) link

hey the subliminal global jewish conspiracy reference there is subbbbbbbbbtle

iMacaroon dragoons (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 5 September 2013 07:13 (eleven years ago) link

OPENLY PROMOTING US TO BREED AWAY

seeking solace in cider and swans (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 5 September 2013 08:14 (eleven years ago) link

who's the right one then, billy dee williams?

Spectrum, Friday, 6 September 2013 01:39 (eleven years ago) link

That has such an OLD GUYS RULE t-shirt vibe.

who's the right one then, billy dee williams?

I think The One for republicans right now is Allen West.

seeking solace in cider and swans (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 6 September 2013 06:04 (eleven years ago) link

no....there is another

Panaïs Pnin (The Yellow Kid), Friday, 6 September 2013 06:51 (eleven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BT7OeyrCEAAQ3TJ.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 September 2013 02:14 (eleven years ago) link

White men related to conservatives: the victims of 9/11.

seeking solace in cider and swans (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 12 September 2013 03:12 (eleven years ago) link

james woods seems awful sure of himself, perhaps he is wrong

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 September 2013 04:29 (eleven years ago) link

Walt Disney will never forget

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 12 September 2013 04:38 (eleven years ago) link

i...want to join this Malitia? deer-in-headlights college grad wearing dad's suit to a job interview, a little girl who is nearly the size of the the statue of liberty, a cranky old lady, the lady with wonder woman hair...it's like the a-team the man was afraid to assemble.

shiny trippy people holding bandz (m bison), Friday, 13 September 2013 03:08 (eleven years ago) link

roll out

lag∞n, Friday, 13 September 2013 03:11 (eleven years ago) link

my favorite part is that box on the left

Z S, Friday, 13 September 2013 03:13 (eleven years ago) link

that empty box on the lower left is an especially inspiring and mysterious element

ha xp

lag∞n, Friday, 13 September 2013 03:13 (eleven years ago) link

there are 56 stars on that flag, if you count the ones behind college grad and bikini killer and grandma murder

they are not patriots

Z S, Friday, 13 September 2013 03:17 (eleven years ago) link

it's so you can make it your cover photo on facebook xp

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 13 September 2013 03:18 (eleven years ago) link

56 stars for the 56 states of futuramerica (add on puerto rico, post-castro cuba, syria, margaritaville, west and east dakota)

shiny trippy people holding bandz (m bison), Friday, 13 September 2013 03:21 (eleven years ago) link

lol genius xp

lag∞n, Friday, 13 September 2013 03:23 (eleven years ago) link

this is, easily, the most powerful image yet

Doctor Casino, Friday, 13 September 2013 03:56 (eleven years ago) link

https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/q71/s720x720/1184994_582242318480999_191869709_n.jpg

as a fallback, though, keep a teenage girl terminator from the future around the house, she can help out with chores too, anyway fuck the cops because GUNS

Doctor Casino, Friday, 13 September 2013 04:02 (eleven years ago) link

malitia f (genitive malitiae); first declension

  • a bad quality; badness, wicked
  • spite, malice; an act of malice
  • cunning, artfulness

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 13 September 2013 13:55 (eleven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BUD0P94CEAAue_K.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 14 September 2013 02:09 (eleven years ago) link

yeah sure that looks like 900k why not

lag∞n, Saturday, 14 September 2013 03:00 (eleven years ago) link

also the muslims were actually just a bunch of truthers which i may have mentioned

lag∞n, Saturday, 14 September 2013 03:00 (eleven years ago) link

i hope those freedom loving bikers rode all them muslims down

Spectrum, Saturday, 14 September 2013 03:05 (eleven years ago) link

also the muslims were actually just a bunch of truthers which i may have mentioned

― lag∞n, Saturday, September 14, 2013 3:00 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and Cornel West :/

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 14 September 2013 04:21 (eleven years ago) link

comic sans...

koogs, Saturday, 14 September 2013 06:03 (eleven years ago) link

https://scontent-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1173898_577498968963181_1082762426_n.png

They've got me on this one

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 14 September 2013 23:33 (eleven years ago) link

she's a liberal wackadoodle, what more do you need to know

Spectrum, Saturday, 14 September 2013 23:58 (eleven years ago) link

"if you like cute girls, you're probably a liberal"

Neanderthal, Sunday, 15 September 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

It's kinda amazing that this manages to condense so much of what is detestable about conservative ideology into one image.

he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up (NotEnough), Sunday, 15 September 2013 07:37 (eleven years ago) link

That image rather than this thread btw

he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up (NotEnough), Sunday, 15 September 2013 07:37 (eleven years ago) link

hold up the country is dying in ten days

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 September 2013 00:19 (eleven years ago) link

told Uncle Sam not to drive when he was on his meds ;_;

Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 September 2013 00:19 (eleven years ago) link

Wait what's happening? Is that when Art Bell gets back on terrestrial radio?

les nessmonster (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 21 September 2013 04:53 (eleven years ago) link

Obamacare

I’m a sophisticated guy, I like sophisticated music (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 21 September 2013 05:43 (eleven years ago) link

good luck usa

Vote in the Stax Poll! (seandalai), Sunday, 22 September 2013 03:01 (eleven years ago) link

"If your idea of sexy is pinning a girl, you're probably a conservative"

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Friday, 27 September 2013 02:57 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/xIqwuyw.png

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Saturday, 28 September 2013 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

i have some ideas re: #3

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 28 September 2013 18:45 (eleven years ago) link

why can't America be more like North Korea?

how do i shot cwmbran? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 30 September 2013 09:25 (eleven years ago) link

congrats to north korea, Afghanistan, and Iran for being debt free in 2013.

Clay, Monday, 30 September 2013 09:49 (eleven years ago) link

Is their URL their mission statement?

just like tom yum's soup (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 30 September 2013 10:30 (eleven years ago) link

A tax free business income?

carl agatha, Monday, 30 September 2013 12:49 (eleven years ago) link

Where do they get this shit?

carl agatha, Monday, 30 September 2013 12:49 (eleven years ago) link

from the govmint dagnabbit

how do i shot cwmbran? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 30 September 2013 13:30 (eleven years ago) link

gonna be hard to get the barricades over bitches tbh

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

Oh, I can go one better for ya, crut.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BVlQVBmCUAEGQtV.png

pplains, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

the fuck kinda terrible font is that?

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 20:21 (eleven years ago) link

took the police tape into their own hands

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 20:21 (eleven years ago) link

Gotta say, WWII vet on the right looking pretty good for his age.

pplains, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 20:22 (eleven years ago) link

hope they mow down some pussy ass liberals along the way

Spectrum, Saturday, 5 October 2013 04:01 (eleven years ago) link

Political Mayhem "The Original"

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 5 October 2013 04:18 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFQB5AnJYnk

ṿῗᾄǤℝᾄ (am0n), Monday, 7 October 2013 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

shatner needs to storm the set and give this clown a double axe handle

original bgm, Monday, 7 October 2013 20:30 (eleven years ago) link

he'll be drunk somewhere guys

Bap & Ounge (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 06:27 (eleven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BWAcM1lCAAEwmb8.png

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 00:24 (eleven years ago) link

great conservative tragedy: when the million truckers DC march accidentally sideswipes the million bikers DC march when they schedule their protests for the same day. obummer does it again.

Spectrum, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 00:27 (eleven years ago) link

terrible kerning there - oc t 1 1. and why the space before tyranny?

koogs, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 02:48 (eleven years ago) link

govern-
ment

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 03:07 (eleven years ago) link

true American heroes, steadfastly defending their Constitutional right to disrupt public roadways in protest of...something

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 03:49 (eleven years ago) link

http://thejaghunter.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/citizens-tsunami.jpg

I...what even is this??

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 13:08 (eleven years ago) link

red & white striped whale being eaten by a giant blue starry slime as far as i can tell

I like to tackle hard and am crazy (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 13:11 (eleven years ago) link

A man sometimes starts up a patriot, only by disseminating discontent, and propagating reports of secret influence, of dangerous counsels, of violated rights, and encroaching usurpation. This practice is no certain note of patriotism. To instigate the populace with rage beyond the provocation, is to suspend publick happiness, if not to destroy it. He is no lover of his country, that unnecessarily disturbs its peace. Few errours and few faults of government, can justify an appeal to the rabble; who ought not to judge of what they cannot understand, and whose opinions are not propagated by reason, but caught by contagion.

I like to tackle hard and am crazy (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 13:13 (eleven years ago) link

http://citizenstsunami.wordpress.com/

last post, 4th july 2010

also "citizen's" and "citizens" but no "citizens'". also "New's".

koogs, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 13:14 (eleven years ago) link

if there's one guy you want on your side in a debate, it's James Woods

nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 07:38 (eleven years ago) link

to be fair, obama was out of line when he issued an executive order barring james woods from working

(emphasis Treeship's) (Treeship), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 07:49 (eleven years ago) link

OR WAS HE?

nemo me chimpune lacessit (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 08:04 (eleven years ago) link

oh no, who will voice Hades in the new Kingdom Hearts sequel?

koogs, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 08:25 (eleven years ago) link

that sounds like a quote from an intergalactic space opera

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 13:01 (eleven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/390674524523352064

goole, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 14:11 (eleven years ago) link

hooray for twitter and its celebrity dialogue facilitation, it's a brave new world indeed

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 15:14 (eleven years ago) link

lol i know there are almost infinite images of james woods looking impossibly smug but we much find and caption the smuggest of them all

lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 16:25 (eleven years ago) link

i can't get a job is a weird thing to be smug about

brand nubian wafers (bnw), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 16:35 (eleven years ago) link

Look, I hate to be the one to keep bringing it up, but we all know why James Woods is smug.

pplains, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 16:41 (eleven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/390674524523352064

― goole, Wednesday, October 23, 2013 11:11 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

love this so much

schlump, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

i'm sure this was a productive conversation

http://farm1.staticflickr.com/56/149596362_a9118b5273_z.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 17:05 (eleven years ago) link

My country
first. James Woods.

Clay, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

he looks like Gordon Ramsay from that angle

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 18:58 (eleven years ago) link

What is this close-up shot of an extremely fat man in a sweat-stained Punisher shirt trying to tell us?

shortbread, offal and heroin (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 24 October 2013 08:13 (eleven years ago) link

sorry, you've lost me

I like to think I have learnt a thing or two about music (Neil S), Friday, 25 October 2013 13:57 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah that seems like the opposite of what I would think they mean?

carl agatha, Friday, 25 October 2013 14:03 (eleven years ago) link

memes in matrixland

lag∞n, Friday, 25 October 2013 14:41 (eleven years ago) link

man i should have voted for lincoln last year

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 25 October 2013 22:06 (eleven years ago) link

/ExtremelyPissedOffRightWingers2

Clay, Sunday, 27 October 2013 00:26 (eleven years ago) link

The ww2 one loses some of its power by admitting that Obama probably misspoke.

Meanwhile, the before/after one shows impressive restraint by making the welfare recipient white.

Are these truly the most powerful images these conservatives could come up with?

Moodles, Sunday, 27 October 2013 00:54 (eleven years ago) link

just wait for

/ExtremelyPissedOffRightWingers3

they're only warming up

reckless woo (Z S), Sunday, 27 October 2013 00:57 (eleven years ago) link

the welfare one is offensive as hell given how many folks on welfare HAVE JOBS

your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Sunday, 27 October 2013 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

obamacare is so fattening tho

lag∞n, Sunday, 27 October 2013 20:59 (eleven years ago) link

I just eat whatever's around now that I know my heart disease is paid for

mario chalmers of ilx (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 03:36 (eleven years ago) link

make my eggs right in the bacon grease like John Popper

mario chalmers of ilx (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 03:38 (eleven years ago) link

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/63358_4352294082923_1622542979_n.jpg

holy shit i just realized this is the donkey talking

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 17:25 (eleven years ago) link

That's a pretty bad way to start a conversation

Moodles, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

lol slocki

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 21:21 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.bicyclekingdom.com/image/Img211992147.jpg

Aimless, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 05:10 (eleven years ago) link

a lot of kpop fantaken images have watermarks that look exactly like that and now I can't shake the delightful image of a Chinese GWB fansite

Andrew Kornfan, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 08:53 (eleven years ago) link

FB.com/Capitalists

I like to think I have learnt a thing or two about music (Neil S), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 16:41 (eleven years ago) link

lol at that GIF being created largely by a bunch of people who didn't give a fuck about Native Americans 5 minutes earlier.

your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 18:13 (eleven years ago) link

capitalism, protector of indigenous peoples worldwide

Spectrum, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 18:19 (eleven years ago) link

i have allowed the government to disarm me my entire life except for like prob a few hours total and so far no death marches fwiw

lag∞n, Thursday, 7 November 2013 04:42 (eleven years ago) link

anyway that one really kinda pisses me off

lag∞n, Thursday, 7 November 2013 04:43 (eleven years ago) link

It wasn't so much "disarmament" as "genocide" but yeah really good point FB.com/capitalists.

carl agatha, Thursday, 7 November 2013 09:42 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/zXzyQmJ.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 7 November 2013 15:46 (eleven years ago) link

i would be pretty stoked if someone did that on my birthday tbh

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 7 November 2013 15:53 (eleven years ago) link

how much cake do these people eat at their own birthdays

i want to say one word to you, just one word:buzzfeed (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 7 November 2013 15:55 (eleven years ago) link

they're probably used to eating all of it since nobody shows up at their birthday parties

your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Thursday, 7 November 2013 16:19 (eleven years ago) link

ppl who get excited about cake bum me out

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 7 November 2013 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

otm

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Thursday, 7 November 2013 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

what if you were only able to get medicine on one day out of the 365.25 in a year.

pplains, Thursday, 7 November 2013 17:05 (eleven years ago) link

what if you had your cake but you couldn't eat it too.

pplains, Thursday, 7 November 2013 17:05 (eleven years ago) link

what if you were diabetic but given a cake anyway.

pplains, Thursday, 7 November 2013 17:05 (eleven years ago) link

But cake is pretty exciting.

carl agatha, Thursday, 7 November 2013 17:35 (eleven years ago) link

I mean... cake!

carl agatha, Thursday, 7 November 2013 17:35 (eleven years ago) link

quit bumming me out

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 7 November 2013 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

I blame the Mad Hatter for celebrating unbirthdays. He was clearly a secret socialist intent on stealing cake from hard earned birthdays.

Moodles, Thursday, 7 November 2013 18:00 (eleven years ago) link

the republicans took your birthday cake!

they gave it to defense contractors.

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 7 November 2013 18:47 (eleven years ago) link

Reagan making bombs
Reagan making bombs

shortbread, offal and heroin (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 8 November 2013 06:34 (eleven years ago) link

Absorbed

reckless woo (Z S), Friday, 8 November 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

this guy doing the lord's work

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 8 November 2013 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

i wish this was real

http://i.imgur.com/RXbPicS.jpg

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 8 November 2013 18:39 (eleven years ago) link

conservatives suck at graphic design

Treeship, Friday, 8 November 2013 18:45 (eleven years ago) link

Typical ghost is super cute.

famous for hits! (seandalai), Friday, 8 November 2013 21:01 (eleven years ago) link

Want to see these guys do Southern rap style pro-Ted Cruz posters.

shortbread, offal and heroin (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 9 November 2013 00:36 (eleven years ago) link

two of those ghosts are literally Luigi's Mansion promo art

Andrew Kornfan, Saturday, 9 November 2013 00:58 (eleven years ago) link

Want to see these guys do Southern rap style pro-Ted Cruz posters.

― shortbread, offal and heroin (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, November 8, 2013 6:36 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/FQvp5Wa.png

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Saturday, 9 November 2013 01:29 (eleven years ago) link

There it is. God he's a creep.

shortbread, offal and heroin (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 9 November 2013 04:49 (eleven years ago) link

typical ghost tries to be typical ghost very well

mario chalmers of ilx (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 13 November 2013 08:23 (eleven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BYvT6MNCUAA2gO3.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 03:10 (eleven years ago) link

Has a weird Fillmore poster thing going on.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 03:34 (eleven years ago) link

damn that one approaches competent design sense

goole, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:36 (eleven years ago) link

the shirt i mean; tinsley's always been on his shit

goole, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:37 (eleven years ago) link

draw Opus
now draw a shirt
grab green pencil

Mr. Wristington, you're trying to seduce me. (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 08:52 (eleven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BaNBCTdCQAAdeeN.jpg:large

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 29 November 2013 11:11 (eleven years ago) link

OMG I can't believe they actually have that sign really exists LOL

a beef supreme (dog latin), Friday, 29 November 2013 12:14 (eleven years ago) link

guess I'll go somewhere else for my killing holiday this year

freemen (on the) space (seandalai), Friday, 29 November 2013 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

"0"

jmm, Friday, 29 November 2013 15:07 (eleven years ago) link

"0"

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 29 November 2013 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

WOOD COUNTY

freemen (on the) space (seandalai), Thursday, 5 December 2013 01:38 (eleven years ago) link

gah

freemen (on the) space (seandalai), Thursday, 5 December 2013 01:38 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Mitt+Ann

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 27 December 2013 04:10 (ten years ago) link

i think white magazine would be fine

een, Friday, 27 December 2013 04:15 (ten years ago) link

HOTTEST COUPLES
Mitt + Ann

mookieproof, Friday, 27 December 2013 04:28 (ten years ago) link

Not calling the bizarro mag Ivory was just laziness on this clever mind's part.

pplains, Friday, 27 December 2013 05:55 (ten years ago) link

"white" in "LIFE" font and layout

That empty space to the right of WHITE worries me.

RID US OF SPACE BORES (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 27 December 2013 08:38 (ten years ago) link

totally originally had an additional text block that went even further

mustread guy (schlump), Friday, 27 December 2013 10:24 (ten years ago) link

"PRIDE"

carl agatha, Friday, 27 December 2013 13:10 (ten years ago) link

thanks to white love, i now know who justin theroux is

mookieproof, Friday, 27 December 2013 13:15 (ten years ago) link

imagine a world where we could have jennifer aniston on the cover of a magazine and black people wouldn't complain

bnw, Friday, 27 December 2013 14:01 (ten years ago) link

lmao i was gonna say ive read white magazine, it is called all tabloids on earth

rhyme heals all goons (m bison), Friday, 27 December 2013 23:00 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Oxf3pNc.jpg

乒乓, Monday, 30 December 2013 20:51 (ten years ago) link

lol

the late great, Monday, 30 December 2013 21:16 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BeJZ_GVCMAABwEX.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 17 January 2014 04:28 (ten years ago) link

aol 4.0 mac beta splashscren

itunes cotrol-t

BOOM!

lag∞n, Friday, 17 January 2014 20:01 (ten years ago) link

Guess who helped promulgate the idea of the welfare queen, driving decades of further dissolution of the social safety net and giving racists another bullshit stereotype they could politely hide behind while attacking poor African-American people?

That guy!

atom bomb, vietnam, missiles on the moon (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 27 January 2014 00:27 (ten years ago) link

What does that one even mean? Is It a response to some Hillary quote?

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Monday, 27 January 2014 01:02 (ten years ago) link

no it's just that's what the conservative movement is called for the next 3 years

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Monday, 27 January 2014 14:07 (ten years ago) link

OPERAION AMERICAN SPRING

Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 09:17 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/7zZXu2e.png

, Monday, 10 February 2014 02:02 (ten years ago) link

trolling surely

gbx, Monday, 10 February 2014 02:08 (ten years ago) link

sharesfromyouraunt is great, love the angry garfield

balls, Monday, 10 February 2014 02:08 (ten years ago) link

yeah that's not 'real' gbx

balls, Monday, 10 February 2014 02:09 (ten years ago) link

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/p403x403/1604494_257527574423596_1957490763_n.jpg

I love this guy's facial expression!

I R Jones (soref), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 09:31 (ten years ago) link

I did a reverse google search and the picture (without the text) is a stock photo called 'A black African American police detective man on the job with a gun'

I R Jones (soref), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 09:33 (ten years ago) link

Regret my choice not to go into stock photo modeling. I think I could've pulled it off.

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/66811/98378456/stock-photo-a-black-african-american-man-computer-user-98378456.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 14:40 (ten years ago) link

Stock image of dude with guns just makes me think of Quimby in "Who Shot Mr Burns": "Also it has been brought to my attention that a number of you are stroking guns. Therefore I will step aside and open up the floor."

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 14:52 (ten years ago) link

most of those 2nd amendment image macros just have scowly guys with beards, it was odd to see someone looking suave with their gun

I R Jones (soref), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 14:53 (ten years ago) link

Just the one woman, though.

Bell, ball, bone, boot. No surprises. (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 11:58 (ten years ago) link

shania law???

damn i feel like woman

rhyme heals all goons (m bison), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 12:35 (ten years ago) link

Listen to that low-res eagle!

schwantz, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 23:53 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/4tWnUz2.png

, Thursday, 20 February 2014 08:48 (ten years ago) link

woah

wow such doge of venice (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 20 February 2014 08:56 (ten years ago) link

http://s28.postimg.org/fwccuynhp/1010097_640507215984505_1434543553_n.jpg

tbf No. 5 and No. 6 would be part of my foreign policy

wow such doge of venice (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 20 February 2014 09:03 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/x2mALt1.jpg

, Saturday, 22 February 2014 03:45 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/V05Gomv.jpg

, Saturday, 22 February 2014 03:57 (ten years ago) link

Bathhouse O'Barry?! What the fuck?

Bell, ball, bone, boot. No surprises. (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 22 February 2014 04:04 (ten years ago) link

my god those are so next level

een, Saturday, 22 February 2014 04:06 (ten years ago) link

would totally watch a hilarious comedy about an invisible president btw

Clay, Saturday, 22 February 2014 04:08 (ten years ago) link

It's amazing how humor-deaf some of these are

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Saturday, 22 February 2014 04:12 (ten years ago) link

http://wolfiehowls.com/

http://i.imgur.com/PNIcfzn.png

, Saturday, 22 February 2014 04:15 (ten years ago) link

who is the wolfie

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 22 February 2014 04:15 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/pGymn6m.jpg

, Saturday, 22 February 2014 04:17 (ten years ago) link

Not a smidgen!

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 22 February 2014 04:25 (ten years ago) link

That pic of Obama with the cig = Bush http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/bushinger.gif

In other words, keep it up, Jokers.

pplains, Saturday, 22 February 2014 04:36 (ten years ago) link

http://wolfiehowls.com/polipics/images/untildog2.jpg

is this one a metaphor that is going over my head, or is it literally just about dogs?

soref, Saturday, 22 February 2014 08:03 (ten years ago) link

I AM A FOREVER DOG: LOOK ON MY WORKS, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR!

soref, Saturday, 22 February 2014 08:05 (ten years ago) link

this one moves into the strangest sort of racist fantasy
http://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/45951_662858067087267_358163453_n.jpg

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 22 February 2014 08:38 (ten years ago) link

the watermarks/tags are so weird and off

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 22 February 2014 09:00 (ten years ago) link

That pic of Obama with the cig = Bush

In other words, keep it up, Jokers.

― pplains, Saturday, February 22, 2014 4:36 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah great job exploiting literally the coolest expression he's had in his life

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 22 February 2014 09:01 (ten years ago) link

these have got to be trolling/parody

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Saturday, 22 February 2014 17:12 (ten years ago) link

Poe's Law at work.

Aimless, Saturday, 22 February 2014 18:56 (ten years ago) link

these have got to be trolling/parody

― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Sunday, February 23, 2014 1:12 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark

THought has crossed my mind but if you visit the site, for this to be true it has to be on some Bill Hitchert level of obfuscation

https://www.facebook.com/ray.merryman1

, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 10:48 (ten years ago) link

I had figured they were hamsters due to the Syrian subject matter, but apparently just mice.

how's life, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 12:21 (ten years ago) link

9/11 nightmare
always remember

maralin mansion (color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that), Wednesday, 26 February 2014 02:21 (ten years ago) link

i never forgot

am0n, Wednesday, 26 February 2014 18:00 (ten years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfuTg2mCAAAoER0.jpg:large

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 28 February 2014 05:46 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/iwKuQwd.png

, Friday, 28 February 2014 07:04 (ten years ago) link

lol using the wite cornrows, they have acquired the ability to learn

lag∞n, Friday, 28 February 2014 15:11 (ten years ago) link

finally he's dead, grab that gun

am0n, Friday, 28 February 2014 15:56 (ten years ago) link

he willed it to us

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 28 February 2014 16:40 (ten years ago) link

"NOW you can take it... I don't need it anymore!"
- a skeleton

am0n, Friday, 28 February 2014 16:45 (ten years ago) link

NOW you can take my ganja, I don't need it anymore.
- Bob Marley

Spaghetti Sauce Shampoo (Moodles), Friday, 28 February 2014 18:15 (ten years ago) link

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_orkXxp0bhEA/Sa00v3m97sI/AAAAAAAAQZA/Nt8dT9kznnE/s400/090303-sorry2.jpg

this came up on the GIS for 'stalin remorse'

soref, Saturday, 1 March 2014 03:28 (ten years ago) link

they appear to be turning themselves into squirrels as self-punsihment

rhyme heals all goons (m bison), Saturday, 1 March 2014 03:32 (ten years ago) link

it's not real apparently

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bart-motes/obama-voters-express-remo_b_171514.html

soref, Saturday, 1 March 2014 03:33 (ten years ago) link

glad it's not a real photo; they seem so sad.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 1 March 2014 03:35 (ten years ago) link

i agree

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bd4gbTZCcAE2AGx.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 1 March 2014 23:33 (ten years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BR5tV8uCQAE2RzC.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 1 March 2014 23:35 (ten years ago) link

If this FairTax.org can afford their own snow leopard, they must be rolling in dough.

Aimless, Sunday, 2 March 2014 00:08 (ten years ago) link

His website was last updated in 2012. He was going to visit his grandchildren and, one can only assume, never made it.

brains hangin (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 2 March 2014 00:12 (ten years ago) link

Otis, have you heard of the fair tax?
WHAT!

brimstead, Sunday, 2 March 2014 00:33 (ten years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BR2GeD6CAAAC0vx.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 2 March 2014 00:38 (ten years ago) link

Seriously, these are practically charming.

brains hangin (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 2 March 2014 00:59 (ten years ago) link

yeah, they're a kinder, gentler conservative ad.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 2 March 2014 01:02 (ten years ago) link

yeah, they're a kinder, gentler conservative ad.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 2 March 2014 01:02 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

This gem from my brother's father-in-law:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/10006203_756718237696266_144677786_n.jpg

schwantz, Monday, 17 March 2014 19:29 (ten years ago) link

haha. as goes georgia, as goes america.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j67W4cuSOs

america, show us your guns!

Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, 17 March 2014 20:53 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/fJvAxmy.jpg

goole, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 20:24 (ten years ago) link

Good to see that manhood101.com is backing the ERA.

Aimless, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 20:35 (ten years ago) link

http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/3/0/9/1/1/9/1/reagan-vs-obama-82278723685.jpeg

this is confusing because the combination of caption and photos makes it look like it's saying Obama is the one with substance, but Reagan is obv the one who could actually ride a horse. Obama is right to think he looks good in that hat.

The Cool Guy Files (soref), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 21:51 (ten years ago) link

that ad is very persuasive cuz appealing to aging macho white guys is exactly what the gop needs in 2014.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 21:56 (ten years ago) link

http://s-usih.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Smiling-Reagan-Cowboy-Hat.jpg

"skedaddle, minorities, a real american man is ridin' into town."

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 21:58 (ten years ago) link

i dislike reagan a lot less than the cult-of-personality that rose around him.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 21:58 (ten years ago) link

it's so bizarre that someone is pushing that Reagan image as something constructed with no thought given to symbolism or image making, like it's just a photo of a guy who likes riding horses

The Cool Guy Files (soref), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 22:03 (ten years ago) link

Reagan was a Hollywood liberal into elitist things like riding horses.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 22:05 (ten years ago) link

Probably was kicked in the head by a few horses too.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 22:06 (ten years ago) link

for people who can remember further back than me: is that photo's emergence as *the* iconic picture of Reagan a fairly recent development? I remember it being used a lot around the time he died, wiki says it was taken in 1976, and I know it was used on campaign buttons in 1980...has it always been a famous photo or is it only with the latter day cult-of-personality mentioned above that it's taken on this status?

The Cool Guy Files (soref), Tuesday, 18 March 2014 22:10 (ten years ago) link

that pic's been around forever but it wasn't iconic 'til fairly recently, i don't think.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 18 March 2014 22:25 (ten years ago) link

have we talked about these?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=PulUKsICY9o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9qLYZPAQB8

Treeship, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 04:38 (ten years ago) link

powerful conservative mustaches

Clay, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 04:44 (ten years ago) link

i really like his jacket. i've been looking for one like that.

Treeship, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 04:45 (ten years ago) link

tbh i have that same h&mish pink-striped shirt

Clay, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 04:48 (ten years ago) link

he couldn't even memorize his lines

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 06:53 (ten years ago) link

"I'm a Republican, because it's hard to find acting jobs."

brains hangin (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 10:39 (ten years ago) link

who the hell is he looking at, the gas station attendant?

ok google open brazzers (am0n), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 14:39 (ten years ago) link

Mark ofthebeast 9 hours ago
Its a good start at trying to open up a convo with the youth.

ok google open brazzers (am0n), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 14:48 (ten years ago) link

lol @ "Mark ofthebeast"

ok google open brazzers (am0n), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 14:48 (ten years ago) link

This person has never stood next to a fuel pump before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PulUKsICY9o

pplains, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 14:51 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PulUKsICY9o

pplains, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 14:51 (ten years ago) link

Weston Deboer 18 hours ago
your putting the wrong gas into your car. Audi's need the high stuff.

ok google open brazzers (am0n), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 14:55 (ten years ago) link

he's got a fat face for a skinny dude

james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 14:55 (ten years ago) link

so you guys wanna go jump this guy or what I know where he lives

james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 14:56 (ten years ago) link

streetstyle74 4 hours ago
He looks like a real life Butthead...

ok google open brazzers (am0n), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 14:57 (ten years ago) link

really want to see a "making of" for these spots

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 15:00 (ten years ago) link

imagining the world in 30 years where every old Republican looks like that dude

coops all on coops tbh (crüt), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 15:08 (ten years ago) link

let's face it, we all know that the hipsters of today are the republicans of tomorrow.

nitro-burning funny car (Moodles), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 15:57 (ten years ago) link

Hah that guy probably listens to lots of awesome punk rock.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 15:58 (ten years ago) link

I knew one dude in college who was a "punk libertarian" which is sort of a precursor to the hipster republican. He went on to become a noted journalist whose name you guys would probably recognize.

james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 15:58 (ten years ago) link

he also sported a similar look to the dude in that video

james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 15:59 (ten years ago) link

Moodles otm. Lots of punk rockers hate OWS.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 16:01 (ten years ago) link

noted journalist who sports a similar look to the dude in that video? WELL THAT NARROWS IT DOWN.

pplains, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 16:07 (ten years ago) link

Actually, he did in college, not so much now.

james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 16:22 (ten years ago) link

smash the state iirc

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 16:23 (ten years ago) link

Where are all these freebies this non-citizen should be getting?

get up in this twerk cypher (sunny successor), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 17:09 (ten years ago) link

mostly in pueblo colorado
http://publications.usa.gov/

We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 March 2014 17:18 (ten years ago) link

'I'm a republican because I believe you don't get jobs giving handouts. You get out giving handjobs! No, wait!'

Frederik B, Monday, 24 March 2014 14:40 (ten years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BiYXWT1CIAAWN5Y.jpg:large

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 31 March 2014 06:45 (ten years ago) link

The Republican fixation with how virile and strong Putin is continues apace.

Des Esseintes in Walmart (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 31 March 2014 06:48 (ten years ago) link

they shd get a room already

invent viral babe (Noodle Vague), Monday, 31 March 2014 07:34 (ten years ago) link

guys i think i've got something here, i think you're gonna like this one

goole, Monday, 31 March 2014 15:01 (ten years ago) link

it's a lot to take in tho

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bj72H5MIEAEgJvT.jpg:large

goole, Monday, 31 March 2014 15:02 (ten years ago) link

homosexual movement dips down and then shoots diagonally up i see

We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Monday, 31 March 2014 22:09 (ten years ago) link

So the Democratic Party's laundering their ideology through lots of even more virulently liberal causes!

Who is Fabian Socialists?

Des Esseintes in Walmart (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 31 March 2014 22:31 (ten years ago) link

that has to be fake

ביטקוין‎ (Hurting 2), Thursday, 3 April 2014 22:18 (ten years ago) link

I don't mean the quote is fake (which is obv), I mean the macro is fake

ביטקוין‎ (Hurting 2), Thursday, 3 April 2014 22:18 (ten years ago) link

Who is Fabian Socialists?

Facetious, but http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/1353697/Sidney-and-Beatrice-Webb

Angkor Waht (Neil S), Friday, 4 April 2014 15:06 (ten years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BkswGnqCIAA6iny.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 9 April 2014 22:27 (ten years ago) link

Very Dogetator
Much Communism

Assholes on Boats: A Billy Zane Retrospective (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 23:12 (ten years ago) link

smart take on that mcconnell poster.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 9 April 2014 23:21 (ten years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bk0DuakCUAIWxNe.jpg

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 9 April 2014 23:30 (ten years ago) link

Soo.. who's the Immodest Woman they're talking about? Because ain't she in for some trouble.

pplains, Wednesday, 9 April 2014 23:48 (ten years ago) link

who jesus ws

chinavision!, Thursday, 10 April 2014 00:15 (ten years ago) link

Her name is Tim apparently? xp

robocop ELF (seandalai), Thursday, 10 April 2014 00:42 (ten years ago) link

omg Sorcerers-Druggies

robocop ELF (seandalai), Thursday, 10 April 2014 00:43 (ten years ago) link

dope dealing wizards

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 10 April 2014 02:22 (ten years ago) link

it's a thing

I made a grave mistake with my balloon at the end (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 April 2014 04:58 (ten years ago) link

dope dealing wizards

Isn't that an album by Sleep?

nitro-burning funny car (Moodles), Thursday, 10 April 2014 13:07 (ten years ago) link

Juggalo Bitcoins for all!

Angkor Waht (Neil S), Monday, 14 April 2014 08:09 (ten years ago) link

the Breaking Bad extras talk about having to *hire* the fake bills in the big pile in the storage locker and it costing more a dollar per dollar.

koogs, Monday, 14 April 2014 08:40 (ten years ago) link

more than

koogs, Monday, 14 April 2014 08:40 (ten years ago) link

that's interesting, I wonder if really accurate-looking fake money has all kinds of legal hoops to jump through that add to the cost.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 14 April 2014 08:52 (ten years ago) link

It cost more than $10 million or whatever to have that pile of fake money in the locker?

pplains, Monday, 14 April 2014 13:48 (ten years ago) link

They would have only had to have real-looking money for the top layer.

carl agatha, Monday, 14 April 2014 13:51 (ten years ago) link

The rest could be newspaper or whatever.

carl agatha, Monday, 14 April 2014 13:51 (ten years ago) link

Unless they're figuring in set-design and transportation into that equation in which, yeah, even using real money, it would've cost more money.

pplains, Monday, 14 April 2014 14:01 (ten years ago) link

don't remember the details but, yes, that $80M was just the top layer. all the money that gets thrown in bags was the same fake money. i guess the 'dollars' cost more than a dollar to hire but that doesn't scale to the higher denominations.

http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/09/20/emmys-watch-michelle-maclaren-on-directing-breaking-bad/

Q What were the logistics of setting up the scene with the huge pallets of money in the storage locker? It’s just such an unreal amount of cash.

A. That is actually a very expensive scene. It’s fake money. You’re not allowed to shoot real money. There’s a prop house in Los Angeles that makes it. If you look closely, it says “motion picture money” on it. It’s quite accurate and it’s illegal to copy their money even though it is fake. Our prop department rented all of their money. Our construction department built a block underneath that, and we put the fake money all around the block and put more stacks on top. It was really complicated and incredibly expensive. Every single dollar had to be accounted for. For weeks, you would walk to our production office and you would see these rooms of prop guys counting the money because there was so much of it.

koogs, Monday, 14 April 2014 16:09 (ten years ago) link

those fake pennies are for kids and, while you could boil a pile o' pennies, it's probably best not to use actual currency when dealing with five year olds.

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 April 2014 18:13 (ten years ago) link

In other news, black male fatally shot and killed by police whilst walking around with letter L that was purported to be a handgun.

tsrobodo, Monday, 14 April 2014 21:52 (ten years ago) link

Also his hat looked like a shark's fin.

Assholes on Boats: A Billy Zane Retrospective (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 03:23 (ten years ago) link

As of 2011, it costs 2.41¢ US (or $0.0241 US Dollars (USD)) to make a penny, making the coin's face value less than its actual value. The cost first exceeded the face value of pennies in 2006.

fit and working again, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 03:32 (ten years ago) link

Thanks to capitalism, all of these things have destroyed the planet irreparably.

Also capitalism has not invented mary poppins pockets, i call shenanigans.

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 02:10 (ten years ago) link

Must have missed the pocket VCR revolution.

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 16 April 2014 08:01 (ten years ago) link

those pocket headphones are really handy though

Angkor Waht (Neil S), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 08:18 (ten years ago) link

Well most of those already did, just not at once.

andrew m., Wednesday, 16 April 2014 15:24 (ten years ago) link

One day capitalism will find a way to shrink those bumping plastic Soundesign bookshelf speakers in my pocket.

andrew m., Wednesday, 16 April 2014 15:25 (ten years ago) link

why has the Viewmaster not developed as swiftly as other pieces of technology? step yr game up folks

getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 16:22 (ten years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BllrnmDCQAQaG-N.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 19 April 2014 13:46 (ten years ago) link

everyone's posting the lamest "conservative images," right? these can't be the best, most insightful, most biting or withering or caustic material that the conservative movement has to offer.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 19 April 2014 14:24 (ten years ago) link

powerful. these images are powerful

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 19 April 2014 14:37 (ten years ago) link

i think a thread where ilxors tried to post the most salient conservative memes and infographics would be a good idea, and i'd be interested to see how it compares to this thread

een, Saturday, 19 April 2014 15:22 (ten years ago) link

My sense is that conservatives are much better at manipulating language than visual images. They fall back lazily on the usual patriotic symbols, like the flag and Mt Rushmore and saluting soldiers. Lately, they've been fetishizing Reagan's portrait, too.

Aimless, Saturday, 19 April 2014 17:14 (ten years ago) link

Perhaps it is as much a fault of the US left as anything, there is no reason why the flag and the constitution and saluting soldiers couldn't be embraced by the left as symbols of freedom, equality, power through peace, charity for the poor rather than the rich, etc. Those symbols should be up for grabs for ALL Americans yet it feels kind of strange to (for instance) look at 60s leftist radicals and see them embracing the flag.

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 19 April 2014 17:29 (ten years ago) link

there's a lot of terrible Dem memes but they lack the baroque insanity of the best powerful Con Imgs

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 19 April 2014 17:32 (ten years ago) link

who is stoner hat dude in the last one posted?

robocop ELF (seandalai), Sunday, 20 April 2014 17:16 (ten years ago) link

Jon Lajoie

getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Sunday, 20 April 2014 17:31 (ten years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmVu4llCUAACf0Q.jpg

goole, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 21:20 (ten years ago) link

A SheeplePig would be a great boon to production - the versatility of pork and also wool?

carl agatha, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 21:24 (ten years ago) link

Keep consuming!

schwantz, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 21:36 (ten years ago) link

YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO GET PASS ME AND OTHER PATRIOTS!!!! YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME!!!!

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 21:41 (ten years ago) link

A SheeplePig would be a great boon to production - the versatility of pork and also wool?

― carl agatha, Tuesday, April 29, 2014 5:24 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ya but sheep grow back their wool. if you killed the SheeplePig for meat, you wouldn't get much of a wool harvest.

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 1 May 2014 14:10 (ten years ago) link

The right kind of SheeplePig would grow back its meat too.

popchips: the next snapple? (seandalai), Thursday, 1 May 2014 14:21 (ten years ago) link

Trying to see the problem...

Slumdog Baseballionaire (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 8 May 2014 02:14 (ten years ago) link

get it girl

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 8 May 2014 02:43 (ten years ago) link

wkiw

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 May 2014 03:14 (ten years ago) link

"conservatives, lick my heel" is an interesting movie tagline

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 8 May 2014 06:24 (ten years ago) link

Pill Poppin'
Penis Lovin'
Satan's Girl!

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 May 2014 15:31 (ten years ago) link

Hates Deafheaven!

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 May 2014 19:16 (ten years ago) link

Pill Poppin'
Penis Lovin'
Satan's Girl!
--sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu)

So is the assumption here that proper conservative women hate penis?

building a desert (art), Thursday, 8 May 2014 19:19 (ten years ago) link

afaict the thinking goes something like, "only likes the penis to which she is married and then only just enough to submit to its impregnating forces."

carl agatha, Thursday, 8 May 2014 19:21 (ten years ago) link

More or less penis ambivalence then

building a desert (art), Thursday, 8 May 2014 19:25 (ten years ago) link

tolerance, methinks

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 May 2014 19:26 (ten years ago) link

penis through a hole cut in the bedsheet. with the lights out.

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 8 May 2014 20:06 (ten years ago) link

surely that was made & propagated by pro-choice types

verhzleyavbtreleambreb (imago), Thursday, 8 May 2014 22:37 (ten years ago) link

More or less penis ambivalence then

I think they call it penis originalism.

Slumdog Baseballionaire (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 9 May 2014 07:52 (ten years ago) link

onanalism

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 9 May 2014 14:48 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BowA4YBIIAA2RkT.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 30 May 2014 03:43 (ten years ago) link

OAS=occupy a shoney's?

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 30 May 2014 03:49 (ten years ago) link

Well, I got a late start on hemming my jorts and

Vera said that?! (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 30 May 2014 03:49 (ten years ago) link

fred accidentally blasted wilma in the chest while cleaning his 12 gauge. pebbles will now grow up without a mother. but she'll come to love the 2nd amendment. freedom isn't free.

ozmodiar, Friday, 30 May 2014 03:51 (ten years ago) link

they'll have a gay ol' time

NOT IN MY AMERICA THEY WON'T

building a desert (art), Friday, 30 May 2014 04:37 (ten years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BidE26UCUAE768n.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 31 May 2014 01:34 (ten years ago) link

I have some questions

Angkor Waht (Neil S), Saturday, 31 May 2014 11:04 (ten years ago) link

might be a good idea to cross off all the people killed by guns on that list tbqf

socki (s1ocki), Saturday, 31 May 2014 13:48 (ten years ago) link

How about why should I care about owning a gun I am not Davy Crockett?

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 31 May 2014 14:33 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

live action version of a powerful conservative image

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhJ7NmU6lJI

Spectrum, Saturday, 5 July 2014 15:23 (ten years ago) link

so amazing

Barry Gordy (Neil S), Saturday, 5 July 2014 15:30 (ten years ago) link

most will be afraid to repost but true patriots will support

powerful indeed

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 5 July 2014 16:10 (ten years ago) link

Sorry to hear Dean Norris is having a hard time finding work these days.

pplains, Saturday, 5 July 2014 16:11 (ten years ago) link

Oh wooowww...

wow such depraved

dem bow dem bow need calcium (seandalai), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 02:10 (ten years ago) link

much eyeliner

graphic otm?

Mordy, Thursday, 17 July 2014 17:41 (ten years ago) link

Israel is under threat from Boko Haram and Lashkar-e-Jhangvi?

'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 17 July 2014 17:43 (ten years ago) link

the graphic doesn't say anything about under threat. it just says israel's neighbors. it looks accurate to me.

Mordy, Thursday, 17 July 2014 17:45 (ten years ago) link

FAKE MORDY

'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 17 July 2014 17:45 (ten years ago) link

if israelis are concerned about the threat posed by ppl in uganda ~5000k away then mb ppl in the sunny UK should be keeping an eye on turkmenistan & benin

ogmor, Thursday, 17 July 2014 18:04 (ten years ago) link

not to cast aspersions on the character of my neighbours in benin ofc

ogmor, Thursday, 17 July 2014 18:09 (ten years ago) link

surprised india is on there and the european gov't aren't

goole, Thursday, 17 July 2014 18:37 (ten years ago) link

Stop Kony

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 17 July 2014 18:42 (ten years ago) link

Also, looking at that map, it seems as if Kuwait and Ethiopia is surrounded as well! Quick, we have to help them as well!

Frederik B, Thursday, 17 July 2014 20:44 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/A7rgscd.jpg

, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 18:53 (ten years ago) link

http://unsavoryagents.com/

goole, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 18:58 (ten years ago) link

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goole, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 18:58 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwoAP_xCYAEJW7D.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 17:39 (ten years ago) link

wow.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 17:52 (ten years ago) link

duck caliphate

am0n, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 19:03 (ten years ago) link

lol

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 19:21 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMq1PiUbf-M

Three Word Username, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 20:39 (ten years ago) link

think i prefer the drum n bass remix

http://www.911building7.co.uk/Audio/Building7-AlienFunkRem.mp3

am0n, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 20:46 (ten years ago) link

I agree, but this is a visual thread and that video has some Powerful Conservative Images.

Three Word Username, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 20:49 (ten years ago) link

The youtube play button is right over his mouth in the still image

THEY'RE TRYING TO SILENCE HIM

"a bit of goatery, some demonry" (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 4 September 2014 02:28 (ten years ago) link

BARACK: Well, yeah.

Plasmon, Thursday, 4 September 2014 18:31 (ten years ago) link

Shocking idea that, that it's somewhat more common for a soldier to be killed than for a young man walking home from the shops. They really make you think with that one.

Frederik B, Thursday, 4 September 2014 19:13 (ten years ago) link

if trayvon martin had shot barack obama
we wouldn't even be in afghanistan

am0n, Thursday, 4 September 2014 21:51 (ten years ago) link

if barack obama had known trayvon martin's name
he wouldn't have been killed in afghanistan

am0n, Thursday, 4 September 2014 21:58 (ten years ago) link

imagine, a young black man dying after enrolling in the US army

Barry Gordy (Neil S), Thursday, 4 September 2014 22:10 (ten years ago) link

powerful conservative image underestimating how newsworthy it would be if we found out a US Army soldier killed abroad was 17 years old

controversial but fabulous (I DIED), Thursday, 4 September 2014 22:38 (ten years ago) link

ok lol at that last one

gbx, Friday, 5 September 2014 21:15 (ten years ago) link

undidactic eagle demands action

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 September 2014 21:17 (ten years ago) link

a real eagle would never have chosen that font

Barry Gordy (Neil S), Friday, 5 September 2014 22:12 (ten years ago) link

a real eagle would have said "screeeeeeeeech!!"

am0n, Friday, 5 September 2014 22:15 (ten years ago) link

that too

Barry Gordy (Neil S), Friday, 5 September 2014 22:22 (ten years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bw3U114CEAIUrEd.png

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 6 September 2014 16:52 (ten years ago) link

Exactly.

"a bit of goatery, some demonry" (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 6 September 2014 18:26 (ten years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bw-g_kWIgAAtSvt.jpg

lag∞n, Monday, 8 September 2014 02:23 (ten years ago) link

If only he hadn't invented that word, racism would be impossible.

"a bit of goatery, some demonry" (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 8 September 2014 02:28 (ten years ago) link

word was invented by trotsky? good for him! always overshadowed by lenin, finally getting the recognition he deserves.

owe me the shmoney (m bison), Monday, 8 September 2014 02:39 (ten years ago) link

bad font (the u looks too much like a v) and why the change for the last paragraph?

koogs, Monday, 8 September 2014 07:09 (ten years ago) link

in soviet russia racists are the real victims

a puddle of quivering 501s (soref), Monday, 8 September 2014 07:26 (ten years ago) link

was trying for a 'reverse racism'/'russian reversal' pun but it didn't quite come off

a puddle of quivering 501s (soref), Monday, 8 September 2014 07:30 (ten years ago) link

I think the basic concept was sound, it was a good idea in theory but the execution was poor (like communism amarite?)

a puddle of quivering 501s (soref), Monday, 8 September 2014 07:33 (ten years ago) link

hoooo

lag∞n, Monday, 8 September 2014 14:39 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/2eJ6LQD.png

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Monday, 8 September 2014 14:46 (ten years ago) link

shirt all crumply like it got trod on

schlump, Monday, 8 September 2014 14:56 (ten years ago) link

consider yourself RESISTED

een, Monday, 8 September 2014 16:28 (ten years ago) link

i went to a
ron paul fundraiser
and all i got was
this lousy t-shirt

am0n, Monday, 8 September 2014 16:30 (ten years ago) link

lag00n that pic you found is i think profoundly important. that meme "trotsky invented 'racism'" is itself a point of contact or aperture where far right/white nationalist ideas have emerged into slightly more mainstream (if "tea party") discourse.

it's not true, btw

goole, Monday, 8 September 2014 19:07 (ten years ago) link

is it like a big thing never heard of that before

lag∞n, Monday, 8 September 2014 19:44 (ten years ago) link

not big-big, but if you google that phrase you will find yourself in the deep dark parts of the web pretty quick

goole, Monday, 8 September 2014 19:49 (ten years ago) link

its powerful

am0n, Monday, 8 September 2014 19:50 (ten years ago) link

no

Barry Gordy (Neil S), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 08:00 (ten years ago) link

I never noticed Muslims using their position of dominance in this country to inflict their beliefs on employees, students or the general populace.

"a bit of goatery, some demonry" (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 08:04 (ten years ago) link

That's 'cause they're sneaky. Duh.

Three Word Username, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 08:12 (ten years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxLjAnrIYAAxPjK.png

mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 15:06 (ten years ago) link

lolll. send him to syria preemptively. i will chip in.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 15:08 (ten years ago) link

http://shortlittlerebel.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/illogical.jpg?w=1080

am0n, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 15:26 (ten years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxTYTq1CYAAF9ri.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 12 September 2014 04:39 (ten years ago) link

lot going on there

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 September 2014 04:46 (ten years ago) link

http://shortlittlerebel.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/illogical.jpg?w=1080

^ t-bomb

the late great, Friday, 12 September 2014 05:57 (ten years ago) link

I like the Magritte-ian framed representation of "Art" combined with the Duchamp-ian toilet.

Barry Gordy (Neil S), Friday, 12 September 2014 08:09 (ten years ago) link

which is it then glenn

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 12 September 2014 13:38 (ten years ago) link

he never answers

am0n, Friday, 12 September 2014 15:58 (ten years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxjKdLoIYAAAe1z.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 15 September 2014 05:15 (ten years ago) link

America's bad ass

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 15 September 2014 13:11 (ten years ago) link

I refuse to believe that woman featured in the picture above is supposed to be taken seriously.

pplains, Monday, 15 September 2014 13:29 (ten years ago) link

Oops, didn't see Matt's post from last night.

pplains, Monday, 15 September 2014 13:30 (ten years ago) link

Har har

There's just nothing about the way that woman's demeanor, stance, dress that says "bad ass." She's the GOP woman fantasy - lip service to "badassery" but still ultimately demure and unthreatening, guns and racist attack pigs notwithstanding, a posable, manipulable inaction figure.

Now I'm angry at these assholes for making me take the time to think and post opinions about their dumb graphics.

carl agatha, Monday, 15 September 2014 13:57 (ten years ago) link

Who is she? What does her dress say?

how's life, Monday, 15 September 2014 13:59 (ten years ago) link

GOP Lady Amy

twitter.com/GOPLADYAMY
gopthedailydose.com/author/amyelizabeth/

I have no idea what her dress says, but she apparently has a closet full of them.

carl agatha, Monday, 15 September 2014 14:02 (ten years ago) link

Christian American Patriot Conservative Activist Blogger, Political Pundit 2nd Amendment Rights, Animal Lover, Fashion guru

carl agatha, Monday, 15 September 2014 14:03 (ten years ago) link

Her facebook page is a rich source of powerful conservative images.

carl agatha, Monday, 15 September 2014 14:06 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/agzhSn8.jpg?1

carl agatha, Monday, 15 September 2014 14:07 (ten years ago) link

^ powerful conservative image

carl agatha, Monday, 15 September 2014 14:08 (ten years ago) link

What does her dress say?

http://justcavalli.robertocavalli.com/index_just.plp

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Monday, 15 September 2014 15:18 (ten years ago) link

Looks like it should say Mtn Dew or Pennzoil or something.

how's life, Monday, 15 September 2014 15:22 (ten years ago) link

I'm still amazed at how every single right wing person or organization seems to be utterly terrible at graphic design. Everything is just loud and messy and disorganized and visually makes no sense.

joygoat, Monday, 15 September 2014 16:16 (ten years ago) link

Kind of like their ideology.

carl agatha, Monday, 15 September 2014 16:18 (ten years ago) link

I got this in my mailbox last week, as another example (this is the Moscow in Idaho, not Soviet Russia by they way):

http://i.imgur.com/MRZdprb.jpg

It's like whoever makes these got as far as understanding Photoshop in the context of Pen & Pixel stuff from the 90s and stopped, knowing they had reached the pinnacle of all that is possible.

joygoat, Monday, 15 September 2014 16:22 (ten years ago) link

can't find it rn but there's a twitter meme image of sandra fluke with a grim look on her face in front of a gray landscape with the text "not funny" and i love it unreservedly

goole, Monday, 15 September 2014 16:25 (ten years ago) link

Another random one from the last week, I assume this one is Powerful & Conservative due to the repeated use of "freedom" but damned if I can figure out what this is actually for:

http://i.imgur.com/XW2lsU6.jpg

joygoat, Monday, 15 September 2014 16:29 (ten years ago) link

Wow http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westlaw#mediaviewer/File:Westlaw_Logo.png is really diversifying from the legal publishing biz.

carl agatha, Monday, 15 September 2014 16:30 (ten years ago) link

WESTLAW

Westlaw. The legal publishing company.

carl agatha, Monday, 15 September 2014 16:31 (ten years ago) link

~the future~

lag∞n, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 14:24 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/65TDgf8.jpg

lag∞n, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 14:27 (ten years ago) link

I found that powerful conservative image looking for recipes for hardtack because I'm up against a billion deadlines at work and about to go on vacation* and my priorities are totally on point.

*just a regular 21st century modern vacation, not like a six month sea voyage that would necessitate baking up some rations before we ship out.

carl agatha, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 14:39 (ten years ago) link

i love to read abt hardtack and pemmican

lag∞n, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 14:43 (ten years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ByU1Vq-IQAAAVlr.png

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 20:40 (ten years ago) link

http://scontent-b.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xpf1/t51.2885-15/10413185_1432976260307590_1671688866_n.jpg

I think this one is almost endearing in its lameness

Bait For The BADZ (soref), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 20:55 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Ey2zdvC.jpg

💻 👀 (am0n), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 20:59 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iff7mNsGK50

lag∞n, Thursday, 25 September 2014 01:54 (ten years ago) link

poll plz

≖_≖ (Lamp), Thursday, 25 September 2014 01:57 (ten years ago) link

although ARE WHITE is kinda all-time

≖_≖ (Lamp), Thursday, 25 September 2014 01:57 (ten years ago) link

video is unbelievable someone thought of that

lag∞n, Thursday, 25 September 2014 02:03 (ten years ago) link

Republicans
like dogs
and cats

but probably dogs a
little more than cats

Dammit it's poetry. But considering some of the earlier slides, they really shouldn't want people thinking about what amount of republicans are different things...

Frederik B, Thursday, 25 September 2014 02:04 (ten years ago) link

poll plz

― ≖_≖ (Lamp), Wednesday, September 24, 2014 9:57 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Republicans Are People Too

:)

lag∞n, Thursday, 25 September 2014 02:18 (ten years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BzY-_drCIAEqA3M.jpg:large

goole, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 16:33 (ten years ago) link

idk?

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 16:37 (ten years ago) link

points deducted for not shopping any muslim iconography on there but overall a++

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 16:40 (ten years ago) link

some points for using a weird sexualized bot tho

just not sure what column they go into

gbx, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 16:54 (ten years ago) link

the syntax is really something

goole, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 16:55 (ten years ago) link

if *I* did the programming, no, i probably would not

goole, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 16:55 (ten years ago) link

probably safer than if i programmed it with vodka?
http://camy.org/sebin/j/t/1901.jpg

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 16:59 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/wKZ8mED.png

Why, no, I didn't.

pplains, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 17:11 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kolc1TAN_Hk

soref, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 17:14 (ten years ago) link

the sharia laws of robotics

kernel poo (am0n), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 17:22 (ten years ago) link

ha wow

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 17:40 (ten years ago) link

allah is full of love

een, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 18:21 (ten years ago) link

A+

sweet lids of the stars (seandalai), Thursday, 9 October 2014 00:04 (ten years ago) link

On Drudge: http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=HN.608031553965526461&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0

schwantz, Thursday, 9 October 2014 04:01 (ten years ago) link

i have at hand possibly the first powerful conservative image with competent design

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0A8-_xIgAAiE3K.jpg

goole, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 20:31 (ten years ago) link

worst children's book ever

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 20:40 (ten years ago) link

PIN
Ready
HiHary
Benghazi

...and Lou Reed as Dr. Eldon Tyrell (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 16 October 2014 02:33 (ten years ago) link

3 stars 3 stripes?

smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Thursday, 16 October 2014 16:50 (ten years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0FvuHECMAAeoM5.png

mookieproof, Thursday, 16 October 2014 19:02 (ten years ago) link

does equal mean combined

schlump, Thursday, 16 October 2014 19:07 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/YbGH1SZ.jpg

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 October 2014 19:09 (ten years ago) link

Ebola-carrying ISIS suicide squads, duh

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Thursday, 16 October 2014 19:13 (ten years ago) link

They shouldn't let ISIS on U.S. airplanes either. </there, I said it.

pplains, Thursday, 16 October 2014 19:13 (ten years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0E5oK1IgAAe_nL.jpg

difficult listening hour, Friday, 17 October 2014 07:33 (ten years ago) link

First Fox News poll majority I've agreed with in awhile, no thanks to them in the first place.

pplains, Friday, 17 October 2014 11:20 (ten years ago) link

that is some #robocopisreal ish

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 October 2014 14:02 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/r2SZLZQ.jpg

am0n, Friday, 17 October 2014 21:02 (ten years ago) link

lmao

example (crüt), Friday, 17 October 2014 21:08 (ten years ago) link

how'd he get thru security carrying those

am0n, Friday, 17 October 2014 21:13 (ten years ago) link

smh tsa is a joke

lag∞n, Friday, 17 October 2014 21:46 (ten years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0rPgFSCIAAfPAD.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 24 October 2014 03:29 (ten years ago) link

So 9/11 was better than any day that has passed since Jan. 20, 2009.

pplains, Friday, 24 October 2014 03:43 (ten years ago) link

9/11 was the sickest day ever bro

lag∞n, Friday, 24 October 2014 03:44 (ten years ago) link

9/11 was better than the day OBL got killed. No, Conservative Thinkers Like Us On Facebook, you are the ones who are sick.

pplains, Friday, 24 October 2014 03:46 (ten years ago) link

Maybe they just mean personally. I bet Bush has a really high EQ, unlike that cold fish OBUMMER.

...and Lou Reed as Dr. Eldon Tyrell (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 24 October 2014 04:01 (ten years ago) link

Is that motherfucker bodysurfing?! Goddamn, might write him in again 2016.

...and Lou Reed as Dr. Eldon Tyrell (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 24 October 2014 07:17 (ten years ago) link

I actually do think it would be more fun to hang out with Bush than Obama.

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 24 October 2014 14:31 (ten years ago) link

Like I picture this moment around 2AM when we're drunk and high as fuck and I suddenly sputter "Dude...you were fuckin...president?!" and Bush gets this glassy stare for a few secs and then we both burst out laughing, "I know, fuckin...right?!"

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 24 October 2014 14:32 (ten years ago) link

That was in the Harold and Kumar sequel.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Friday, 24 October 2014 15:43 (ten years ago) link

damn, media fucking with my subconscious I guess

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 24 October 2014 15:46 (ten years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Friday, 24 October 2014 16:30 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/EQ1AXnx.jpg

, Monday, 10 November 2014 03:47 (ten years ago) link

as posted on the onion thread - shit that looks like an onion article but isn't

http://d35brb9zkkbdsd.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Cruz-Hydra-638x820.jpg

those disclaimers...

koogs, Thursday, 13 November 2014 10:07 (ten years ago) link

NOT an endorsement. Simply a tool to educate us about this wonderful man.

andrew m., Thursday, 13 November 2014 17:42 (ten years ago) link

"a fair and objective review on this positive role model and real life superhero."
^this is def a joke

So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 November 2014 17:46 (ten years ago) link

"designed as educational tool"

bollnality of weevil (brownie), Thursday, 13 November 2014 17:54 (ten years ago) link

Really Big Coloring Books® Inc

legit new threat wrt to a norman invasion (seandalai), Thursday, 13 November 2014 23:04 (ten years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B2bJqYpIcAAtZjN.png

mookieproof, Friday, 14 November 2014 19:09 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/FireobamaIn2012/status/542077721585909761

this is realy good

goole, Monday, 8 December 2014 22:22 (ten years ago) link

Please Obama don't hurt 'em

Pooja Bhatt's erotic thriller Jism 2 (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 8 December 2014 22:34 (ten years ago) link

FireobamaIn2012

Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Tuesday, 9 December 2014 09:47 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/1V076PE.jpg

, Friday, 19 December 2014 13:27 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7lyem-IAAAbxRD.jpg

goole, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 14:59 (nine years ago) link

i wish i could go to sleep and wake up and it be 2034 already

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 15:09 (nine years ago) link

is that supposed to be Jew mountain in the background?

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 16:57 (nine years ago) link

how do you climb jew mountain? oy, it's a long story

Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 21:02 (nine years ago) link

is the artist chinese?

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 02:19 (nine years ago) link

that's a Chinese sailboat right...

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 02:20 (nine years ago) link

looks like a piece of junk to me

lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 03:21 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

They could only find three brave men?

schwantz, Monday, 16 February 2015 23:06 (nine years ago) link

Most of those ghosts are busy haunting George W. Bush right now

rabatment of the rectangle (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 16 February 2015 23:14 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-uq8axW4AAOyxF.png:large

goole, Thursday, 26 February 2015 16:38 (nine years ago) link

{https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/570737733414621184}

goole, Thursday, 26 February 2015 16:38 (nine years ago) link

that would make a great resume

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Thursday, 26 February 2015 16:52 (nine years ago) link

Home Schooling Single Mom w/ 2 jobs

YEAH RIGHT

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Thursday, 26 February 2015 16:55 (nine years ago) link

"i wasn't born with enough middle fingers for perpetually outraged goblin douchebags" too long for a display name

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 February 2015 16:59 (nine years ago) link

Looks like Dr. Bronner finally has a competitor

rabatment of the rectangle (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 26 February 2015 23:54 (nine years ago) link

ha

lag∞n, Friday, 27 February 2015 17:51 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B95RgDyCIAA5sjG.jpg

goole, Thursday, 5 March 2015 16:34 (nine years ago) link

sexy eurofash images

goole, Thursday, 5 March 2015 16:35 (nine years ago) link

what in the world

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 5 March 2015 16:39 (nine years ago) link

I Love A Man In A Uniform (1982)

goole, Thursday, 5 March 2015 16:44 (nine years ago) link

the market

Keith Moom (Neil S), Thursday, 5 March 2015 16:45 (nine years ago) link

that twitter bio is a masterpiece

The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Thursday, 5 March 2015 17:08 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/CBP1jDz.jpg

, Monday, 16 March 2015 00:00 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/KLYifg7.jpg

, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 11:01 (nine years ago) link

porque chíngate, gringo

brosario nawson (m bison), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 12:05 (nine years ago) link

http://dont-tread-on.me/?p=1393

, Thursday, 9 April 2015 23:57 (nine years ago) link

DRUDGESIREN
PICTURE
WORDS
DRUDGE REPORT

^^^ NOT METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 10 April 2015 00:10 (nine years ago) link

i think you may've missed one on that page:

http://dont-tread-on.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Unknown.png

koogs, Friday, 10 April 2015 09:08 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/H9yz4Fs.jpg

, Monday, 1 June 2015 12:10 (nine years ago) link

The secret 9/11 video game buried deep in the constitution by our founding fathers

Jim Gillette's unused octave (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 1 June 2015 18:25 (nine years ago) link

also dude's an eye doctor, he has no business with those paddles

Jim Gillette's unused octave (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 1 June 2015 18:26 (nine years ago) link

Those are eye paddles don't you know anything about opthomology?

pplains, Monday, 1 June 2015 18:28 (nine years ago) link

WHO STOLE THE CONSTITUTION'S EYES?!?!?!

Jim Gillette's unused octave (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 1 June 2015 18:30 (nine years ago) link

"eyes of the constitution"

About 1,080,000 results (0.27 seconds) 

drash, Monday, 1 June 2015 18:47 (nine years ago) link

the Lasix surgery went horribly awry

andrew m., Monday, 1 June 2015 19:03 (nine years ago) link

X: The Constitution With The X-Ray Eyes

Jim Gillette's unused octave (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 1 June 2015 19:05 (nine years ago) link

a little bleary,
worse for wear and tear.
Well.
You know what kind of eyes its got.

pplains, Monday, 1 June 2015 19:14 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/gVxlq6C.png

rip van wanko, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 11:02 (nine years ago) link

same

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 12:08 (nine years ago) link

lol

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 14:52 (nine years ago) link

I'd like to see a conservative horror film, a la 'The Swarm', where Obama commands armies of ants to destroy nativity scenes, heterosexual wedding cakes etc.

Spaceport Leuchars (dowd), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 18:13 (nine years ago) link

I'd like to see the sequel, where Immortan Joe Biden hides the last heterosexual wedding cake in a giant vault on a hill.

Jim Gillette's unused octave (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 4 June 2015 00:02 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CGnLkuSXAAAHaiT.jpg

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 15:47 (nine years ago) link

they don't even understand how bombs work and bombs are their favorite thing

Jim Gillette's unused octave (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:54 (nine years ago) link

it's clearly napalm

een, Thursday, 4 June 2015 20:37 (nine years ago) link

>:| second guessing powerful conservative jpegs why i oughta

een, Thursday, 4 June 2015 20:38 (nine years ago) link

ISIS leadership quickly came to regret the decision to require full attendance at the 2nd annual ISIS social mixer BBQ retreat in the middle of an open field, completely vulnerable to a single catastrophic U.S. airstrike

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 June 2015 20:50 (nine years ago) link

farside caption ^

Mordy, Thursday, 4 June 2015 21:45 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

can't find it rn but there's a twitter meme image of sandra fluke with a grim look on her face in front of a gray landscape with the text "not funny" and i love it unreservedly

― goole, Monday, September 15, 2014 11:25 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

god finally

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CIMJ3iqUcAEswLH.jpg

goole, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 18:14 (nine years ago) link

I just found out that batshit rightwing cartoonist BRANCO produces art prints as well!

http://cdn1.bigcommerce.com/server3200/90c91/products/2502/images/5297/POPR_00049_Freedoms_Battle__97234.1410293053.1280.1280.jpg?c=2

This print of conservative artist A.F. Branco's painting Freedom's Battle visualizes the very real battle between freedom and tyranny. Communism, as depicted by hands holding the Communist hammer and sickle, is pulling at the very fabric of America, while freedom, symbolized by the American Eagle, grasps the flag in an attempt to keep it from the holds of communism.

It's easy to take our freedom for granted, and forget about the battle that's raging. This artwork serves as a beautiful yet sobering reminder of what's at stake, and how important the fight is.

CLARK P.Verified Buyer
12/26/14
EAGLE'S WING COLORING OFF, BUT GETS THE POING ACROSS

soref, Thursday, 25 June 2015 22:25 (nine years ago) link

http://cdn1.bigcommerce.com/server3200/90c91/products/2511/images/5336/POPR_00050_A_Nashville_After_Hours__90779.1411577250.600.600.jpg?c=2

AUTOGRAPHED BY THE ARTIST.

Whether country music is your thing or not, you can appreciate the contribution it has made to American culture. There is something uniquely American that makes country music, "country". No matter what the situation, there's almost always a country song for it.

This print is a wonderful tribute to country music legends Waylon Jennings, Johnny Cash, Patsy Cline, and Hank Williams Sr. Set in a bar that looks very similar to the Tootsies Orchid Lounge in Nashville, where many of the classic country singers frequented.

Painted by widely acclaimed conservative artist, A.F. Branco. Autographed on the front by the artist.

soref, Thursday, 25 June 2015 22:27 (nine years ago) link

So communism is like the Earth and America's struggling with it. Makes sense.

that's why god destroyed the radio (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 25 June 2015 22:39 (nine years ago) link

GETS THE POING ACROSS

Mordy, Thursday, 25 June 2015 22:41 (nine years ago) link

a poinged warning to the ppl of American

that's why god destroyed the radio (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 25 June 2015 22:43 (nine years ago) link

can't stop laughing at the mouthbreathing expression on the eagle, also I now have Rotterdam Termination Source stuck in my head

soref, Thursday, 25 June 2015 22:43 (nine years ago) link

on the eagle's face, rather

soref, Thursday, 25 June 2015 22:46 (nine years ago) link

surprisingly can't find version of nighthawks with conservative figures (e.g. reagan & thatcher as couple at the bar)

drash, Thursday, 25 June 2015 23:15 (nine years ago) link

Why is Waylon holding his hands up like a grandmother watching her grandkids at a church recital?

pplains, Thursday, 25 June 2015 23:31 (nine years ago) link

lol, artist may intend that yellow thing to be flame from lighter cradled in his hands

drash, Thursday, 25 June 2015 23:50 (nine years ago) link

Corrupt, much like babies.

jmm, Friday, 26 June 2015 04:53 (nine years ago) link

well, tbh it’s not wrong (about virtually every party ever)

drash, Friday, 26 June 2015 04:54 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

is that Oprah?

The Once-ler, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 21:24 (nine years ago) link

and Sarah Palin?
i'm confused

The Once-ler, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 21:27 (nine years ago) link

afaict
oprah, madonna, nancy pelosi, michelle obama, hillary, barney frank, sarah palin, ? (lady gaga?), condoleezza

drash, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 21:32 (nine years ago) link

al gore looks like pen & pixel

dylannn, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 23:51 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMvJBd9UEAAPNGu.jpg

goole, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 15:40 (nine years ago) link

powerful bill blass images

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMxaThQUAAA-5Ma.jpg

goole, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 15:43 (nine years ago) link

In her eyes,

Young children

Already dance.

Go find her, Paedophile.

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 16:05 (nine years ago) link

Thank god for egalitarians like John Boehner.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 16:12 (nine years ago) link

What is "Particularist"?

five six and (man alive), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 16:24 (nine years ago) link

any variation of Protestant belief that most human beings were rejected by God before they were even conceived

bombsover# (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 16:29 (nine years ago) link

i.e. humanity is divided between "the elect" and "fuck you"

bombsover# (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 16:29 (nine years ago) link

pro-monarchy?

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 16:30 (nine years ago) link

monarchy is part of natural law and the great chain of being. of course these guys argue about "true" monarchs and shit but some kind of Hobbes-ian monarchy is their preferred political utopia because wealthy white people are naturally just better than everybody else

bombsover# (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 16:32 (nine years ago) link

the irony of the whole dark enlightenment is that it's based on a supremely cock-eyed and post-enlightenment reading of pre-18th century politics and philosophy imo - they claim to be rediscovering the thing they are making up, like neo-pagans etc

bombsover# (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 16:34 (nine years ago) link

otm

goole, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 16:36 (nine years ago) link

What is "Particularist"?

― five six and (man alive), Wednesday, August 19, 2015 11:24 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

any variation of Protestant belief that most human beings were rejected by God before they were even conceived

― bombsover# (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, August 19, 2015 11:29 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i don't think so? it's another way of stating their anti-universalism. no such thing as "human rights" or equality. particularism is a way of saying these people have these rules in this place and you can fuck off with your complaining about it

goole, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 16:40 (nine years ago) link

perhaps? Particularism does have that specific theological meaning tho, and i'd've thought belief in the Elect is what they're getting at, whether in purely religious or in general political terms.

let's be honest, whoever made that gif probly just picked the word up on a scumbag message board

bombsover# (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 16:42 (nine years ago) link

that macro just seems like it thinks it's far smarter than it actually is and would corner me in a bar for ten minutes until my friend got there and i could ditch it

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 16:52 (nine years ago) link

afaict your scumbag message board types use it to mean that "races are different, genders are different, cultures are different," a nationalist (or just natalist) reading of "let everyone do their own thing, man!" ie that strict hierarchy is natural and any belief in equality is a form of social control

goole, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 17:29 (nine years ago) link

What is natural law?

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 17:38 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=438UKM1Av1g

emil.y, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 17:40 (nine years ago) link

Also LOL at them saying a politician feigns support of gun laws, traditional marriage, etc. yet their model of authenticity is a stock photo actor/model.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 17:40 (nine years ago) link

Woah how is one ant-materialism AND classist?

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 17:44 (nine years ago) link

Does his hat have eyes too?

Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 20:21 (nine years ago) link

more likely to have tried meth right

Upright Mammal (mh), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 20:22 (nine years ago) link

64% more likely to completely make up shit

1993 ball boy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 20:27 (nine years ago) link

'a little white church' indeed

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 21:15 (nine years ago) link

that's a little too close to parody to feel okay about

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 August 2015 00:24 (nine years ago) link

it means i'm a 100% smug jackass

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 20 August 2015 16:05 (nine years ago) link

there's something very ignatius j. reilly about the cuckservative stuff

corbyn's gallus (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 20 August 2015 16:14 (nine years ago) link

Terry Wise at computer BW.jpg

am0n, Thursday, 20 August 2015 16:19 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CM3Kye8VAAA2HA_.jpg

mookieproof, Thursday, 20 August 2015 16:20 (nine years ago) link

Key difference between small towns and the rest of America is they tend to not complain when a Walmart is built there.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 20 August 2015 17:39 (nine years ago) link

Maybe not now....

Upright Mammal (mh), Thursday, 20 August 2015 17:40 (nine years ago) link

Maybe that should say "tend not to complain as much". Anyways my point is this "small town" thing like there are mythical towns w individual personalities and not the US as one homogenous corporate landscape is bs.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 20 August 2015 17:43 (nine years ago) link

There are small towns with individual personalities.

carl agatha, Thursday, 20 August 2015 20:00 (nine years ago) link

Also the US is if not one homogeneous corporate landscape, there are belts of homogeneous corporate landscape. But within those belts are small towns that don't all feel the exact same.

And look I've flipped small town life the bird and intend to live in the city limits of Chicago until I choke on a slice of deep dish pizza or get crushed by a CTA train so I'm not romanticizing small towns, and the straw town the dingaling in that cartoon describes is definitely bs, but there are for sure noticeable and measurable differences between different small towns in the US.

carl agatha, Thursday, 20 August 2015 20:02 (nine years ago) link

I was joking last week about how college-ish towns with pedestrian malls are similar enough you feel like you could turn around a corner and come out in a different city

Upright Mammal (mh), Thursday, 20 August 2015 20:47 (nine years ago) link

i dunno man i'm a few weeks away from becoming a vermonter and VT is full of mythical lil towns

jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 21 August 2015 01:06 (nine years ago) link

similar to each other, perhaps, but quite unlike the generic homogenous small town you're envisioning, adam

also, honest q: have you lived in or spent any amount of quality time in a small town? a handful of on this very board are from the same small midwestern town that, on the face of it, is the homogenous corporatized town you're tilting at and while it has def changed in the last fifteen or so years, it's still it's own weird (and not even that small) place. like i dunno if it still holds, but when i was in HS there was a very unique h4stings "accent" that was not really all that similar to the more generic "ya sure you betcha" minnesotan accent

fahkin a dood me an siebenaler are gonna get a sixer from his bruther and head down to the bottoms and do some fahkin chewin maybe stop by the churrch and whip some fahkin shitties in the parkin lot

jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 21 August 2015 01:13 (nine years ago) link

it's like I'm standing next to you, listening, right now!

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 21 August 2015 01:28 (nine years ago) link

Not sure, I grew up in various suburban cities w populations under 10k, maybe that isn't really a small town. The only things that stood out in my mind as particular to those towns vs other places when I left were several cherished budget movie theaters that closed down a long time ago.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 21 August 2015 01:32 (nine years ago) link

Also most of my teenage years the city I lived in was wholly defined by the mega church that I despised.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 21 August 2015 01:32 (nine years ago) link

I don't mind people who have strong convictions that aren't mine, I only care when they act like I'm _wrong_ for living differently and that their way is the only _right_ way. Or if they try to claim their kids shouldn't know other things exist, because by denying the ways of the world or even knowledge of how other people live, they're somehow doing people a service.

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 21 August 2015 01:39 (nine years ago) link

I mean, I live in a smaller- to mid-sized city and there's at least once church congregation that was trying to get a suburban school district to change the reading curriculum or the contents of the high school library. Really? I'm cool with reading all kinds of things that don't fit with my world view, especially when they make me appreciate or reexamine why I believe what I do. And schools and libraries are exactly the place for that sort of thing.

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 21 August 2015 01:42 (nine years ago) link

A lot of American "small towns" are meth-addled hellholes.

five six and (man alive), Friday, 21 August 2015 02:30 (nine years ago) link

not any worse than the areas of large cities with the same demographics

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 21 August 2015 02:56 (nine years ago) link

oh my god they are really going back to the well

https://twitter.com/weknowwhatsbest/status/638153297958842368

goole, Monday, 31 August 2015 20:13 (nine years ago) link

yeah there wasn't much outcry about the shooting of the TV reporters, liberal media really swept that under the rug

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 31 August 2015 21:07 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPCgKJ1XAAEbWtj.png

mookieproof, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 16:55 (nine years ago) link

found it! it's in the middle

1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 17:08 (nine years ago) link

Least and Rest

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 17:08 (nine years ago) link

i feel sorry for whoever is lost in the woods with a compass that only says L and R

1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 17:08 (nine years ago) link

let's see....Left is...yes, over here to the left

1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 17:09 (nine years ago) link

Remind me again when we had a moral compass plz

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 18:03 (nine years ago) link

reagan

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 18:07 (nine years ago) link

The actor?

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 18:07 (nine years ago) link

history ended after reagan

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 18:09 (nine years ago) link

fukuyama was right

1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 18:11 (nine years ago) link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Cyclone

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 18:17 (nine years ago) link

ha "The actor?" was such a committed pvmic, i enjoyed it v much

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 18:25 (nine years ago) link

Good use of the X-Files font.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 20 September 2015 19:37 (nine years ago) link

I like how they added a huge amount of precision to their bogus calculation.

schwantz, Sunday, 20 September 2015 19:39 (nine years ago) link

Left out the number of bankrupt businesses

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 20 September 2015 19:41 (nine years ago) link

Hahaha I love it when people use anything other than an actual IQ test to glean an iq score

zoso def (m bison), Sunday, 20 September 2015 19:51 (nine years ago) link

all presidential candidates should have to take the wonderlic

mookieproof, Sunday, 20 September 2015 19:53 (nine years ago) link

Caring?

koogs, Sunday, 20 September 2015 21:16 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPgzWfxWUAAiq6x.jpg

goole, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 20:23 (nine years ago) link

most dads won't do the tragic pose, share if you agree

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 September 2015 21:26 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

unempolyeed

jimmy falloff (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 8 October 2015 04:24 (nine years ago) link

the idea that a violent suicidal teen would be put off by an armed guard suggests that he is thinking clearly

a literal scarecrow on a quaint porch (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 October 2015 15:04 (nine years ago) link

Is the violent suicidal teen the student or the veteran in this case?

Three Word Username, Thursday, 8 October 2015 15:52 (nine years ago) link

Damn

jimmy falloff (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 8 October 2015 17:51 (nine years ago) link

Most politicians are lawyers and the bible has nothing but disdain for them and politicians, the other politicians I mean, the ones who aren't lawyers.

Do you feel guilty about your wight western priva (ledge), Monday, 12 October 2015 16:45 (nine years ago) link

I love these general purpose ones that are obviously just a bunch of SCARY THINGS designed to keep the anxiety of white America whipped into a froth.

si monvmentvm reqvires, pvmpkin spice (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 12 October 2015 18:10 (nine years ago) link

Either they are confused about DOMA or I am...

carl agatha, Monday, 12 October 2015 20:26 (nine years ago) link

//i.imgur.com/oQDLKJi.png

jill's got heroin (rip van wanko), Saturday, 17 October 2015 22:21 (nine years ago) link

feel like "Call of Duty" should be on there as well.

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 October 2015 04:40 (nine years ago) link

pretty sure they meant 'war of northern aggression'

mookieproof, Sunday, 18 October 2015 04:44 (nine years ago) link

So many died in the Internet flame wars

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Sunday, 18 October 2015 05:56 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CSRIXFVUEAA-z-s.jpg:large

soref, Friday, 30 October 2015 13:37 (nine years ago) link

well that pretty much sums it all up, doesn't it?

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Friday, 30 October 2015 13:43 (nine years ago) link

wow

goole, Friday, 30 October 2015 15:09 (nine years ago) link

Alex L's contribution was to suggest putting more people with needles sticking out of their butts in the background

1999 ball boy (Karl Malone), Friday, 30 October 2015 15:16 (nine years ago) link

needs more sheeple

mookieproof, Friday, 30 October 2015 15:17 (nine years ago) link

Special thanks to Alex L for reminding me I'm overdue for my Aborted Fetal Matter booster shot.

andrew m., Friday, 30 October 2015 16:19 (nine years ago) link

that one has sort of a confluence of left/right craziness

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 30 October 2015 16:23 (nine years ago) link

thought that said "aborted fecal matter"

Rich Homie Quan Poor Homie Quan (m bison), Friday, 30 October 2015 16:33 (nine years ago) link

I did too. Had to look twice.

andrew m., Friday, 30 October 2015 19:09 (nine years ago) link

is aborted fecal matter like a shart?

balls, Friday, 30 October 2015 21:35 (nine years ago) link

that's miscarried fecal matter iirc

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 30 October 2015 22:56 (nine years ago) link

conservative men don't really know the diff though

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 30 October 2015 22:56 (nine years ago) link

Related: http://gawker.com/the-shitty-memes-of-the-kkk-1740876311

schwantz, Friday, 6 November 2015 22:51 (nine years ago) link

so many on facebook right now

Amira, Queen of Creativity (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 03:36 (nine years ago) link

ilx is my only source for these so have not seen any yet but can imagine

niels, Wednesday, 18 November 2015 07:39 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/kxB9Max.jpg

, Thursday, 24 December 2015 19:20 (eight years ago) link

the only thing that can make sonic fanart more horrifying is the introduction of conservative politics. case in pt

INTOXICATING LIQUORS (art), Thursday, 24 December 2015 19:43 (eight years ago) link

nice job on the drawing dayo

balls, Sunday, 27 December 2015 05:06 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CD7Dp_GVEAASe3q.jpg

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 December 2015 23:19 (eight years ago) link

bill hicks was a genius

balls, Wednesday, 30 December 2015 00:55 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/IEhlh77.jpg

larry appleton, Wednesday, 30 December 2015 00:56 (eight years ago) link

lol hiking trail

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 December 2015 00:59 (eight years ago) link

Poop shop!!

schwantz, Wednesday, 30 December 2015 01:07 (eight years ago) link

That is a scarily accurate depiction of northwest DC

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 30 December 2015 01:11 (eight years ago) link

Just missing a giant Freemason temple really

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 30 December 2015 01:12 (eight years ago) link

Brb, opening up a club called Rainbow Death Club

lute bro (brimstead), Wednesday, 30 December 2015 02:23 (eight years ago) link

Every single image in my search of "rainbow death" was fan art of the MLP character. EVERY SINGLE ONE.

pplains, Wednesday, 30 December 2015 03:23 (eight years ago) link

At least they recycle

koogs, Wednesday, 30 December 2015 07:30 (eight years ago) link

That reminds me gotta pick up a poopuccino tomorrow

stupid children forever (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 31 December 2015 05:46 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J55S38xwxnQ

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 8 January 2016 21:31 (eight years ago) link

sorta nsfw

https://twitter.com/orientdistress/status/687040088010846208

goole, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 22:33 (eight years ago) link

what in the hell

Amira, Queen of Creativity (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 23:05 (eight years ago) link

the european hard right is some nasty business

what's interesting is how, via the internet, that discourse (the 'memes' in the classic sense) is one of the bases/modes/etc of trump's support. lots of crossover.

goole, Wednesday, 13 January 2016 23:33 (eight years ago) link

It's like really racist but part of it is like some demented child who just heard about sex made it like that old Mike Myers "Simon" sketch where he was that creepy kid in a bathtub

Amira, Queen of Creativity (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 14 January 2016 00:21 (eight years ago) link

you've described europe i think

goole, Thursday, 14 January 2016 04:19 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/DcSJTtZ.png

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 January 2016 19:18 (eight years ago) link

its fake

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 January 2016 19:19 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

with the confluence of chan culture, fascism and the trump campaign, we are in a renaissance of batshitness right now

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CbjQK3pUYAAYTpa.jpg:small

goole, Friday, 19 February 2016 16:36 (eight years ago) link

Is that Paulie Shore?

we salute you, our half-inflated dark lord (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 20 February 2016 04:12 (eight years ago) link

http://donaldtrumppepe.tumblr.com/image/136000404306

Dan I., Sunday, 21 February 2016 05:30 (eight years ago) link

That didn't work. I'm still figuring out how to use the song all. It's this crazy thing: http://donaldtrumppepe.tumblr.com/image/136000404306

Dan I., Sunday, 21 February 2016 05:30 (eight years ago) link

pretty sure I've seen this guy on a WDYLL thread

http://s8.postimg.org/v2j817vg5/Cbeqxks_XIAETGX9.jpg

David Goey (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 21 February 2016 10:36 (eight years ago) link

Funny stuff!!!

gamelan ankylosing spondylitis (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 21 February 2016 10:48 (eight years ago) link

now get back to making my frappuccino

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 21 February 2016 17:56 (eight years ago) link

"Spread this around so people can see the mass hypocrisy of the Democrats! Now I'm going to tear up this fucking dancefloor, dude. Check it out."

https://33.media.tumblr.com/128871b19aa1469af9bb8b2be5dd8b92/tumblr_niruhzXAgA1rertyro5_r1_540.gif

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Sunday, 21 February 2016 22:40 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CYDPTvjWMAElvuI.jpg

goole, Monday, 11 April 2016 19:10 (eight years ago) link

i'm p sure that garrison dude is a literal nazi

goole, Monday, 11 April 2016 19:19 (eight years ago) link

ha ok never mind, looks like he's a run of the mill conservative who has had his cartoons 'shopped by literal nazis. great.

goole, Monday, 11 April 2016 19:21 (eight years ago) link

how does someone end up with the conclusion that Donald Trump is the only adult out there? Acting in a mature and reasonable way is the exact opposite of what Trump ever does. Imagine the mental gymnastics he forces himself through every day!

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Monday, 11 April 2016 19:30 (eight years ago) link

Black. Tantrums. Matter. Fucking hell.

a spate of non-fatal hammer attacks (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 10:41 (eight years ago) link

Imagine the mental gymnastics he forces himself through every day!

if it wasn't clear, I was referring to the cartoonist, not Trump

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 12:36 (eight years ago) link

that's hilarious

niels, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 10:32 (eight years ago) link

today i learned that women's bathrooms are way different than i expected - no stalls is a real shocker to me

a lad of balls (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 10:48 (eight years ago) link

why is that toilet in the hallway outside the women's bathroom

jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 11:55 (eight years ago) link

at least she put the seat up!

through a charles barkley (brownie), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 12:00 (eight years ago) link

WOW @ that Facebook group in the watermark.

http://i.imgur.com/21L0TFZ.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 13:34 (eight years ago) link

lmao how did i miss RAINBOWLAND USA

goole, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 16:00 (eight years ago) link

all the "normal people" in these cartoons are literally standing and gawking at people while they pee, what is wrong w them?

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 22:01 (eight years ago) link

what u dont do that

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 April 2016 03:01 (eight years ago) link

???i thought sustained eye contact at urinals was the only way to prove you arent looking at a dude's junk

6 god none the richer (m bison), Thursday, 14 April 2016 03:04 (eight years ago) link

Going on these illustrations, I can only imagine the artist's homophobia is a deflection of his own fucked up sexual tastes.

larry appleton, Thursday, 14 April 2016 03:08 (eight years ago) link

which are clearly urine-centered

a spate of non-fatal hammer attacks (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 14 April 2016 18:44 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/bNbejEl.jpg

, Saturday, 23 April 2016 13:11 (eight years ago) link

Omg that flag rules

6 god none the richer (m bison), Saturday, 23 April 2016 17:43 (eight years ago) link

Brb defecting to trans-led Marxist utopia

6 god none the richer (m bison), Saturday, 23 April 2016 17:43 (eight years ago) link

Is there a context to this and do I even want to know?

a spate of non-fatal hammer attacks (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 23 April 2016 23:47 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/cWb9nqM.jpg

goole, Monday, 16 May 2016 01:26 (eight years ago) link

well, I guess I haven't tried posting on Reddit or going full bad boy yet

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 16 May 2016 02:09 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/tFK5lVH.jpg

lag∞n, Monday, 16 May 2016 16:07 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/K6pqqLJ.jpg

micah, Monday, 6 June 2016 13:09 (eight years ago) link

Uh

Alan (legendary creature) (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 6 June 2016 20:39 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/cLhxMLl.jpg

ejemplo (crüt), Friday, 8 July 2016 17:33 (eight years ago) link

lol

mh, Friday, 8 July 2016 17:52 (eight years ago) link

the british should definitely have a war of independence to free themselves from american opinions

Mordy, Friday, 8 July 2016 17:56 (eight years ago) link

oh, how quickly we forget the lessons of 240 years ago

frogbs, Friday, 8 July 2016 18:05 (eight years ago) link

indeed, what has become of the war we fought against undesirable affiliation

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 8 July 2016 18:06 (eight years ago) link

"Excuse me, sir, but I'm clearly a lawyer from the old west."

Have you hugged your timeghoul today? (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 9 July 2016 18:30 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/vH8hvKV.jpg

, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 12:30 (eight years ago) link

cool party

chinavision!, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 13:07 (eight years ago) link

keen AND articulate

andrew m., Wednesday, 13 July 2016 15:28 (eight years ago) link

NOW I understand why Obama president

ghosts that don't exist (Neil S), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 15:30 (eight years ago) link

Man, just when I thought I'd get through a meme with the correct number of periods in an ellipsis..

j.o. seasoning (how's life), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 15:34 (eight years ago) link

islamic muslims are the worst kind

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 18 July 2016 20:04 (eight years ago) link

#notallmuslims #justtheislamicones

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 18 July 2016 20:05 (eight years ago) link

ugh. it's so revolting to see images like that used in a meme, complete with white impact lettering

Treeship, Monday, 18 July 2016 20:35 (eight years ago) link

also i don't understand the donald duck one at all

Treeship, Monday, 18 July 2016 20:36 (eight years ago) link

i thought isis were cool until i saw them compared to nazis now i feel like a real dumbass

report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 July 2016 20:36 (eight years ago) link

isis is still cool imo but u cant really expect any organization to be perfect

lag∞n, Monday, 18 July 2016 20:43 (eight years ago) link

ISIS is all powerful super Nazi unless Obama calls them Islamic Muslim terrorists, then they dissolve like the wicked witch after a light water sprinkling.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 18 July 2016 20:49 (eight years ago) link

one weird trick

lag∞n, Monday, 18 July 2016 20:52 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cnv8bILUAAA0o8R.jpg

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 18:52 (eight years ago) link

said it, allegedly

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 19:03 (eight years ago) link

You made it a hot line, I made it a hot song

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 19:34 (eight years ago) link

Can someone please suggest a numeric measurement to gauge which political candidates' wife most authentically believes in these platitudes?

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 19:43 (eight years ago) link

PBR has gluten in it

Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 30 July 2016 13:00 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CiqfXq_UUAYDlqT.jpg

goole, Thursday, 11 August 2016 20:18 (eight years ago) link

More like half-assed conservative images

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Thursday, 11 August 2016 20:20 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/psXGhIS.jpg

esempiu (crüt), Saturday, 20 August 2016 16:50 (eight years ago) link

Steve Jobs?

Hamilton, Joe Frank & Two-Thirds of Asphyx (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 06:39 (eight years ago) link

yeah is that a cartoonist self insert? cause if so, damn

micah, Tuesday, 23 August 2016 07:22 (eight years ago) link

yes and wow

micah, Tuesday, 23 August 2016 12:30 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cqn3VsMUsAQfr6L.jpg

why is the SS guy holding a table-tennis bat? also, I'm pretty sure that you would be able to go to the beach in a Monty Python Spanish Inquisition costume without anyone objecting too strenuously

soref, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 17:41 (eight years ago) link

To just isolate one thing in this sea of wrong is a tough challenge, but I'm pretty sure no Islamic terrorists have committed their crimes in a Burkini.

emil.y, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 17:49 (eight years ago) link

lol at 1400 years

lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 17:51 (eight years ago) link

other 1,658 years of Catholic Church resulted in zero deaths, who knew

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 17:53 (eight years ago) link

real question where the heck is the ussr

lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 17:55 (eight years ago) link

east europe/west asia

pplains, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 18:45 (eight years ago) link

thx

lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 18:47 (eight years ago) link

cool stats, although they should have probably considered polling people outside of their own office

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Sunday, 28 August 2016 23:56 (eight years ago) link

that's some funny shit

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 29 August 2016 02:39 (eight years ago) link

I went down a rabbit hole looking for anti-Kaepernick memes

http://truthfeed.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/xcolin-kaepernick-01-

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Friday, 2 September 2016 21:49 (eight years ago) link

a tale of two black people

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Friday, 2 September 2016 21:52 (eight years ago) link

glen coffee is my new fake name

lag∞n, Friday, 2 September 2016 23:55 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CrcZaXOWAAATAu5.jpg

not sure I quite follow the logic here

soref, Monday, 5 September 2016 03:38 (eight years ago) link

this is a golden oldie from 2008, but

http://i.imgur.com/H4aY8yj.jpg

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 September 2016 03:51 (eight years ago) link

lmao nice list

lag∞n, Monday, 5 September 2016 03:53 (eight years ago) link

yeah, so many good item's

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 September 2016 03:57 (eight years ago) link

Check all that apply or am I supposed to choose only one?

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 5 September 2016 03:57 (eight years ago) link

Why Do You <3 the Devil?

mookieproof, Monday, 5 September 2016 03:57 (eight years ago) link

omg

i remembered that image because facebook told me that it was a great memory from 4 years ago. i guess i posted it after seeing the thread

i was about to make a diablo Player Killers joke and realized i made it on that thread. my personal history is collapsing in on itself

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 September 2016 03:59 (eight years ago) link

anyway, a powerful conservative image at any rate

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 September 2016 04:01 (eight years ago) link

the four horseman of the apostrophe

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 5 September 2016 16:12 (eight years ago) link

I think this is conservative but I'm not sure? pro-brexit, anyway

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cr2oZjbWIAAn218.jpg

soref, Thursday, 8 September 2016 19:52 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cr2rR0KXEAApFqO.jpg

soref, Thursday, 8 September 2016 19:53 (eight years ago) link

our internet nu-fascists really are having the time of their lives out there

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cr37uohUkAQ2Tzc.jpg

goole, Friday, 9 September 2016 16:44 (eight years ago) link

attn: markers
Re: Grimes worship

until the next, delayed, glaciation (map), Friday, 9 September 2016 16:56 (eight years ago) link

lol plz explain the iceberg to me

lag∞n, Friday, 9 September 2016 17:21 (eight years ago) link

they took a concept ppl use and added goofy shit to it

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, 9 September 2016 17:22 (eight years ago) link

plz show me the authentic iceberg memes

lag∞n, Friday, 9 September 2016 17:34 (eight years ago) link

sadly there is even a knowyourmeme page
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/iceberg-tiers-parodies

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, 9 September 2016 17:38 (eight years ago) link

love to be knowledgable regarding memes

lag∞n, Friday, 9 September 2016 17:45 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

i'm gonna be honest with you, i don't even fucking know anymore

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CrvP9ZIWcAIrq4U.jpg

goole, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 21:56 (eight years ago) link

Leaked photo of the Trump cabinet?

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 22:35 (eight years ago) link

i....love it?

jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 17 November 2016 00:48 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0Xr-VZXEAAhdPV.jpg

soref, Monday, 26 December 2016 01:41 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Zu3u8Id.jpg

del griffith, Monday, 26 December 2016 02:16 (seven years ago) link

fkn vacations

my hangover is a time machine (seandalai), Monday, 26 December 2016 02:17 (seven years ago) link

Didn't realize Obama created Breitbart. What an asshole.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 26 December 2016 02:20 (seven years ago) link

how did jade helm not make the cut

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Monday, 26 December 2016 03:35 (seven years ago) link

Love dem fast and furious movies, cheers obama

plums (a hoy hoy), Monday, 26 December 2016 09:48 (seven years ago) link

MUSLIM

Rush Limbaugh and Lou Reed doing sex with your parents (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 26 December 2016 11:38 (seven years ago) link

Obama why did you go back to the 1980s and (re)popularize the word "czar" in your guise as Ronald Reagan, why why why

Forty Watson & the Jute Gute (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 27 December 2016 00:52 (seven years ago) link

Is it already settled that Trajan is a font only used by crazy people

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 27 December 2016 01:00 (seven years ago) link

Trajan horse

mh 😏, Tuesday, 27 December 2016 01:01 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1uTzbMWQAM6nXu.jpg

goole, Monday, 9 January 2017 19:47 (seven years ago) link

dogs these days are as pussified as cats, I tell you what

del griffith, Monday, 9 January 2017 20:24 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2BfD9VWEAAQhUe.jpg:small

goole, Friday, 13 January 2017 17:24 (seven years ago) link

Heh.

That would have to be an extreme right conservative image though.

pplains, Friday, 13 January 2017 18:03 (seven years ago) link

yeah i'm kinda pulling from a different well here

goole, Friday, 13 January 2017 18:16 (seven years ago) link

something about that last one makes me think he is printing these out on an old bubblejet and mailing them to bobby's house.

if young satchmo don't trumpet i'm gon shoot you (m bison), Saturday, 14 January 2017 03:12 (seven years ago) link

i love those blue gradient boxes wtf is going on

lol Deniro

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 14 January 2017 03:49 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

uh-oh someone just got put on blast you guys

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C32cuCTVUAAPanN.jpg

for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 February 2017 00:47 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C33aUQLWYAAJFNj.jpg

goole, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 17:14 (seven years ago) link

we know what you're after
we're wise to you this time
we won't let you kill the laughter

mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 17:18 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/JonProbyArt/status/830954774090559488

goole, Tuesday, 14 February 2017 20:00 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4pjd67WIAUw_BX.jpg

marcos, Tuesday, 14 February 2017 20:35 (seven years ago) link

lol

na (NA), Tuesday, 14 February 2017 20:36 (seven years ago) link

Goddamnit, McCoy, get the fuck out of here

Earth, I mean.

Anthology of Literature's Finest Penis Descriptions (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 15 February 2017 10:10 (seven years ago) link

Maybe the guys around her are doing the dance from Reservoir Dogs...

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Thursday, 16 February 2017 22:23 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4LHXKbWYAIJTbD.jpg:small

mookieproof, Saturday, 18 February 2017 05:02 (seven years ago) link

Damn you

Anthology of Literature's Finest Penis Descriptions (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 18 February 2017 20:09 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/DWFyTHm.png?1

soref, Sunday, 19 February 2017 13:08 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C52zwOCWQAAlu02.jpg:small

mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 19:33 (seven years ago) link

it is funny to see how hard conservative imagery tries to make donald look dashing, handsome, and heroic

marcos, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 19:38 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

these are good

marcos, Friday, 7 April 2017 02:07 (seven years ago) link

did someone tell them that Microsoft Paint has been discontinued

Neanderthal, Friday, 7 April 2017 02:11 (seven years ago) link

soref thank you for sharing those powerful images

“Yeah. Huh, thanks.” (los blue jeans), Friday, 7 April 2017 03:11 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

https://i.imgur.com/t4z16Dg.jpg

, Friday, 19 May 2017 12:32 (seven years ago) link

witches with shotguns? surely Branco could have done better!

Moodles, Friday, 19 May 2017 12:52 (seven years ago) link

why is there no tear running down schumer's cheek

mookieproof, Friday, 19 May 2017 13:44 (seven years ago) link

They want to say that they are victims of a witchhunt, but can't stand thinking of themselves as witches. They want to be persecuted, but not in a way where they are like other persecuted, they don't want to stand with the persecuted, they just want to persecute yet say they're persecuted they not say that... rararah nothing makes sense.

Frederik B, Friday, 19 May 2017 14:08 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

SMARTMETERS making an appearance. What took them so long?

http://i.imgur.com/Lwksz2T.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 3 June 2017 03:31 (seven years ago) link

a l u m i n u m

mookieproof, Saturday, 3 June 2017 03:32 (seven years ago) link

Nevermore really getting more out there w/ their album covers

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Saturday, 3 June 2017 04:39 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

bad magic vs good magic. it's just that simple

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 12 July 2017 15:46 (seven years ago) link

No scandals? This has got to be from a while back...

Frederik B, Wednesday, 12 July 2017 15:49 (seven years ago) link

Like from 1967

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 12 July 2017 15:49 (seven years ago) link

there are no trump scandals what r u talking about

bitumen: the animated series (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 July 2017 15:57 (seven years ago) link

'jobs explode' is such a wonderfully ambiguous phrase

bitumen: the animated series (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 July 2017 15:58 (seven years ago) link

champion of the common man

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 12 July 2017 17:45 (seven years ago) link

"Jobs collapse" when corporations hold your country for ransom and demand that you let them operate without meaningful laws or regulation, JOBS EXPLODE when you give them everything they want. Wait, are jobs exploding yet?

Puke and Other Poems (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 14 July 2017 08:53 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Asslan

http://i.imgur.com/GXcOYVZ.jpg

The Man Who Saw The Midwife (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 7 August 2017 04:57 (seven years ago) link

i never realized how much ive wanted to see donald trump eaten by lions until now

seven mambas (m bison), Monday, 7 August 2017 04:59 (seven years ago) link

It'd be glorious.

The Man Who Saw The Midwife (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 7 August 2017 05:13 (seven years ago) link

he would be so filling to those lions, i just feel so bad in my heart that they will never get to experience such pleasures.

seven mambas (m bison), Monday, 7 August 2017 05:27 (seven years ago) link

How short is Trump in that second picture?

Frederik B, Monday, 7 August 2017 09:10 (seven years ago) link

trump looks so sublime and dignified basking in the splendour of the lion

ogmor, Monday, 7 August 2017 09:34 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

The latest Chapo Trap House premium episode is all about conservative cartoonists and pretty funny, especially given how hard it is to do a podcast about a visual medium.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Friday, 15 September 2017 16:14 (seven years ago) link

I'm not outraged by any of that, but I do think that the sister and brother shouldn't be fucking each other

Karl Malone, Friday, 15 September 2017 16:46 (seven years ago) link

"KeepAmericaUSA" is a powerful call to action

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 15 September 2017 16:49 (seven years ago) link

These people have a vision of liberals on par with the boogerman.

Soon they're going to tell their kids to check under the bed for liberals. Around every corner could be a liberal. Liberals are the shadows that don't line up right, and will materialize out of the darkness to GET YA!

carpet_kaiser, Friday, 15 September 2017 16:51 (seven years ago) link

There could be a liberal at a restaurant in your neighborhood....scanning a menu for veggie friendly options

Karl Malone, Friday, 15 September 2017 16:53 (seven years ago) link

That's one to tell around the campfire

carpet_kaiser, Friday, 15 September 2017 16:53 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

there's a lot to unpack here

https://i.redd.it/jufznws94isz.png

midas / medusa cage match (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 18 October 2017 09:53 (seven years ago) link

makes u think... no wait, it doesn't

André Ryu (Neil S), Wednesday, 18 October 2017 09:55 (seven years ago) link

his smug, punchable Poochie the Hound motherfucking face though

André Ryu (Neil S), Wednesday, 18 October 2017 09:57 (seven years ago) link

It really is a great choice of headshot especially next to Bernie’s

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 18 October 2017 11:42 (seven years ago) link

The fuckin’ eyebrows

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 18 October 2017 11:42 (seven years ago) link

it's the look an idiot gives you after saying - with completely unsupportable self-confidence - something utterly moronic

midas / medusa cage match (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 18 October 2017 11:54 (seven years ago) link

also edging dangerously close to 'dreamworks face' territory

midas / medusa cage match (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 18 October 2017 11:55 (seven years ago) link

homelessness, starvation, sickness = freedom, got it

pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 October 2017 12:28 (seven years ago) link

thought the dude on the bottom was Seth McFarlane at first glance

pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 October 2017 12:29 (seven years ago) link

speaking of "Dreamworks faces"

pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 October 2017 12:30 (seven years ago) link

You know who else likes to breathe air? that's right: slaves

Dan I., Wednesday, 18 October 2017 21:23 (seven years ago) link

and hitler

Dan I., Wednesday, 18 October 2017 21:23 (seven years ago) link

I mean, okay, liked

Dan I., Wednesday, 18 October 2017 21:23 (seven years ago) link

#MiDos pic.twitter.com/zh38t3o2fS

— Doc Thompson (@DocThompsonShow) October 18, 2017

not an image per se, but "my two" makes me wonder if this is about balls

mh, Wednesday, 18 October 2017 21:32 (seven years ago) link

looooooool is that for real??

Currently (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 18 October 2017 21:42 (seven years ago) link

wow fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 18 October 2017 21:49 (seven years ago) link

but also lol @ "mi dos"

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 18 October 2017 21:49 (seven years ago) link

the first tweet corrects it to "mi tambien" lol

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 18 October 2017 21:50 (seven years ago) link

first reply

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 18 October 2017 21:50 (seven years ago) link

Don’t miss his comment thread argument with Jenn TMBJackhole 811, it’s even better

Currently (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 18 October 2017 22:01 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

feeling a degreee of violence, intolerance, bigotry and hatred right now

the intentional phallusy (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 November 2017 14:11 (seven years ago) link

Goth Skunk is wise

Karl Malone, Friday, 10 November 2017 14:55 (seven years ago) link

goth skunk / pence 2020

drinkmaster sealcup at yr service (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 November 2017 14:56 (seven years ago) link

Goth skunk is in a tough closed door with Putin, and then they just spraaaaay the room. Aaaaw yyeah, opening up a window won’t help.

Karl Malone, Friday, 10 November 2017 14:59 (seven years ago) link

THAT'S THE SMELL OF FREEDOM VLADIMIR, HOW U LIKE IT

drinkmaster sealcup at yr service (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 November 2017 14:59 (seven years ago) link

goth skunk appears to be wearing an electronic tag

koogs, Friday, 10 November 2017 15:45 (seven years ago) link

I don't want to make this guy right but tbh I would enjoy pushing his body into a mass grave with others of his kind.

The Fortnightly Intruder (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 11 November 2017 22:50 (seven years ago) link

Naylor's erotic work is noted for its use of internal cum shots,[8] and frequent focus on the female buttocks. During sexual intercourse, female characters are frequently shown with their tongues hanging out and eyes rolled up. Initially, Naylor also included homosexual sex in his comics, but he later stated that he finds straight sex to be "far more arousing, fulfilling, and pleasant to behold".[9] Naylor is an objectivist, stating that he "traditionally lean[s] right of center".[10] These politics are often reflected in his work.

micah, Sunday, 12 November 2017 08:46 (seven years ago) link

steve ditko, this is ur legacy

drinkmaster sealcup at yr service (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 12 November 2017 08:51 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

https://i.imgur.com/qzk4vua.jpg

Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 December 2017 20:01 (seven years ago) link

Wow, I'm learning a lot

Moodles, Thursday, 14 December 2017 20:02 (seven years ago) link

lol

how's life, Thursday, 14 December 2017 20:31 (seven years ago) link

weirdly accurate

infinity (∞), Thursday, 14 December 2017 21:00 (seven years ago) link

Project: The Nazis Were Socialists proceeds apace.

The Fortnightly Intruder (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 14 December 2017 21:27 (seven years ago) link

lol communism and anarchy next door neighbors

Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 14 December 2017 21:53 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRf5RU2W0AArXyU.jpg:large

Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 15:09 (seven years ago) link

wow

mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 15:42 (seven years ago) link

that is wild

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 15:48 (seven years ago) link

lol so amazing

the line of workers has been consolidated down to one guy at a 3d printer

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 15:49 (seven years ago) link

android handshake kills me

xp lol

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 15:49 (seven years ago) link

so excited rn about the ~negative~ conservative vision

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 15:51 (seven years ago) link

sure they'll shake hands with a British android

a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 15:52 (seven years ago) link

before it pushes them into the woodchipper

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 16:00 (seven years ago) link

I want a box of online shopping.

jmm, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 16:07 (seven years ago) link

in-no-way sinister swarm of drones with their ONLINE SHOPPING

Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 16:08 (seven years ago) link

They've leapt past driverless cars all the way to passengerless cars.

jmm, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 16:11 (seven years ago) link

Maybe humans should drive the robots to work

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 16:19 (seven years ago) link

I don't quite get why the robots are going into the factory. Why don't they just stay there; they're robots.

Nachobi-wan (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 19:08 (seven years ago) link

the robots must not be working very hard if it's a LOW PRODUCTIVITY dystopia

jmm, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 19:12 (seven years ago) link

I blame the robot unions.

Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 19:15 (seven years ago) link

Damn Robot Unions, holding the country to ransom.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 19:21 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRg9wIlW0AkU64d.jpg

mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 20:09 (seven years ago) link

as long as you do it somewhere a long way away from me

a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 20:59 (seven years ago) link

i hope he wants to get punched repeatedly in the face

Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 22:44 (seven years ago) link

They rarely want to dedicate their life to giving away their money and making pottery.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Thursday, 21 December 2017 00:14 (seven years ago) link

halfway there!

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 21 December 2017 00:17 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTNjRpOX4AEzf1m.jpg:small

mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 22:21 (six years ago) link

what, how is that even a "rule"?

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 22:23 (six years ago) link

okay, first: Samuel Adams is a fuckin badass. Second, check out the moobs on Franklin

mime kampf (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 22:45 (six years ago) link

this doesn't exactly fit here but don't know where to put it. this is a new conservative christian version of "the onion": http://babylonbee.com/

na (NA), Friday, 12 January 2018 15:40 (six years ago) link

new?

mime kampf (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 12 January 2018 15:41 (six years ago) link

stop stop, my aching sides

Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Friday, 12 January 2018 15:42 (six years ago) link

sorry i was misinformed

na (NA), Friday, 12 January 2018 15:42 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/gcRoTcP.jpg

los blue jeans, Thursday, 1 February 2018 03:28 (six years ago) link

calvin in camo saying "i support our troops" while pissing on the..WBC (i don't know what that is) and a thought bubble near pissing calvin gives him the thumb up?

Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 February 2018 03:32 (six years ago) link

next time i'm in doubt i'm going to imagine a big thumbs up to whatever it is i'm doing

Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 February 2018 03:33 (six years ago) link

Westboro Baptist Church? I assume that's God giving the thumbs up.

Moodles, Thursday, 1 February 2018 03:34 (six years ago) link

Not exactly the worst message ever even if the way it's conveyed us pretty heinous.

Moodles, Thursday, 1 February 2018 03:35 (six years ago) link

*is

Moodles, Thursday, 1 February 2018 03:36 (six years ago) link

fbi lives matta

mookieproof, Thursday, 1 February 2018 03:36 (six years ago) link

I mean, I'm all for camo Calvin pissing on anyone that protests funerals, military or otherwise, with signs saying "God Hates Fags".

Moodles, Thursday, 1 February 2018 03:39 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVDlzx8XkAAJzuK.jpg

soref, Friday, 2 February 2018 20:24 (six years ago) link

would love an explanation for this, looks like a good one

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 2 February 2018 20:27 (six years ago) link

the picture is of a WW1 memorial in County Durham, it was posted by a guy on twitter who was complaining about left-wing protesters disrupting BNP meetings

soref, Friday, 2 February 2018 20:36 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVDrpKzXkAApaqd.jpg

mookieproof, Friday, 2 February 2018 20:41 (six years ago) link

there's an image i can never unsee

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 2 February 2018 20:42 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVDtubwV4AArKOt.jpg

mookieproof, Friday, 2 February 2018 20:54 (six years ago) link

*prints out ilx thread and heads to barber shop*

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Friday, 2 February 2018 22:35 (six years ago) link

Piers Morgan obviously thinks that that image is ok to broadcast too, given that he happily posted it to Twitter. It probably got more views there too, compared to the bbc2 programme it first went out on.

koogs, Saturday, 3 February 2018 05:23 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVYdTpnW4AAje9z.jpg

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 22:05 (six years ago) link

god if only

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 22:06 (six years ago) link

lmao otm

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 22:07 (six years ago) link

obama is the doctor actually the guy with the beard is obamas monster

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 22:07 (six years ago) link

it looks real to me but i want to see other evidence of this obama/marx resuscitation before i give up my theory that obama IS the resuscitated karl marx

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 23:56 (six years ago) link

I learn more from you two than anyone, but c'mon guys. That Obamarx image has to be at least 9 or 10 years old.

pplains, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 00:46 (six years ago) link

Still powerful imo

byton frylock (alomar lines), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 00:54 (six years ago) link

And conservative.

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 00:55 (six years ago) link

I learn more from you two than anyone, but c'mon guys. That Obamarx image has to be at least 9 or 10 years old.

― pplains, Tuesday, February 6, 2018 7:46 PM (forty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hes still working on it bringing someone back to life whos been dead that long isnt easy

lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 01:33 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/EPQmyOx.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 01:33 (six years ago) link

lmao

Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 01:38 (six years ago) link

haaa

lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 01:40 (six years ago) link

best graveyard scene

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 01:43 (six years ago) link

kudos

mh, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 02:08 (six years ago) link

infinitely recurring Obama/Marx resurrection pls

Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 08:36 (six years ago) link

wonderful

goole, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 21:58 (six years ago) link

what i love about Obama is the clear joy he takes in his work even after all these years

omar little, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 22:01 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DV7ehFYW4AATKbN.jpg

marcos, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 16:54 (six years ago) link

love it

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 16:55 (six years ago) link

lol this must be a kelly rip

nxd, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 16:56 (six years ago) link

CryingLadyLiberty.jpg

Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:13 (six years ago) link

ben garrison is a real life conservative cartoonist fwiw https://grrrgraphics.com

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:15 (six years ago) link

although he got in the pot smoking, communism and islam (the latter two really shoehorned in) he didn't manage to get anything in about him being a rent boy C-

khat person (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:16 (six years ago) link

xp he has been a staple of this very thread, we have clowned him often

Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:16 (six years ago) link

ben garrison is like the kind of blue of conservative cartoons

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:19 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/96sqaXA.jpg

whats that thing the donkey of liberty is holding

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:22 (six years ago) link

the taxpayer they're shaking down, or the continent of africa?

mh, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:26 (six years ago) link

oh its africa i missed the label

lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:31 (six years ago) link

♫♪♬ he missed the pane labeled africa ♪♫♬

gr8080, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:35 (six years ago) link

lol kudos

Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:40 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DWzFJbgX0AAtXsk.jpg

soref, Sunday, 25 February 2018 19:57 (six years ago) link

"Create their own ghettos"

That's a rich one.

Moodles, Sunday, 25 February 2018 19:59 (six years ago) link

"Come" pasted on top of what was there before suggests that at some point an attempt was made to correct grammar

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Sunday, 25 February 2018 20:01 (six years ago) link

but incorrect grammar is one of country's traditions!

rob, Sunday, 25 February 2018 20:05 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

WTF?

Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Friday, 20 April 2018 21:29 (six years ago) link

What are they advocating for other than people speaking in UK flags

my dreams in the hell-pits (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 21 April 2018 04:47 (six years ago) link

You do know England has its own flag?

(Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 April 2018 06:54 (six years ago) link

how would anyone know? it's practically banned. and if you ask any of our so-called leaders about it they'll just say union jack. when will the english finally get a parliament that represents them???

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 21 April 2018 11:51 (six years ago) link

strong sentiments

mh, Saturday, 21 April 2018 13:00 (six years ago) link

England pulling a Brexit on Britain would be next level.

pplains, Saturday, 21 April 2018 16:02 (six years ago) link

i support it goddamn it

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 April 2018 16:40 (six years ago) link

england shd keep brexiting until it returns to its natural feudal state

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 April 2018 16:41 (six years ago) link

Returns?

(Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 April 2018 17:21 (six years ago) link

i'm all for the Home Counties seceding, we have a more than adequate supply of gammon up here

la vache qui pleure (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 April 2018 17:33 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dbp3kptWkAAKBDw.jpg

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 April 2018 05:17 (six years ago) link

you can tell it's a leftist cop, he hasn't shot anybody

songs by bands by Sondheim (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 April 2018 08:10 (six years ago) link

is that the simpsons' house in the top right

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 April 2018 09:13 (six years ago) link

garrison really doing himself a disservice by labeling that unerring portrait of kanye. otoh, i am sure kanye has plenty of ball caps with his name on so

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 April 2018 13:07 (six years ago) link

really a lot going on here:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DbzR57KWsAAxDns.jpg

goole, Friday, 27 April 2018 16:01 (six years ago) link

young man, what is all this stuff

Karl Malone, Friday, 27 April 2018 16:02 (six years ago) link

lmao @ "red pill"

omar little, Friday, 27 April 2018 16:08 (six years ago) link

trump wearing his usual suit it what makes it art

lag∞n, Friday, 27 April 2018 17:52 (six years ago) link

that is a terrible rendition of Trump. the Eli Manning is spot on though

frogbs, Friday, 27 April 2018 17:54 (six years ago) link

catfished by trump

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 April 2018 18:15 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DecQJhqX0AA4y3F.jpg:large

Neil S, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 11:47 (six years ago) link

a rich stew

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dec9rGBWsAIQXJL.jpg

why have they made the grim reaper look so disgruntled? surely it would make more sense if he was jubilant?

soref, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 19:47 (six years ago) link

wow the singer from yes has some trenchant opinions huh

capybaras are friend shaped (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 19:48 (six years ago) link

High vibrortion go on

Karius whisper (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 19:49 (six years ago) link

They voted for Yes, what's he complaining about? (xp)

Poisoned by Johan's pea soup. (Tom D.), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 20:11 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Got tired of all the terrible incorrect memes about the immigrant family separation supposedly being passed by democrats so I made this

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/35849098_10160398920800304_2884774647612571648_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=516c99260ce0a2984ecf70158539dbbd&oe=5BAB070B

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 20 June 2018 20:17 (six years ago) link

having a hard time grasping the power contained herein

https://www.instagram.com/conservative_grandpa/

goole, Tuesday, 26 June 2018 16:00 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDWwoFyXsAAPhLW.jpg

Trump-Batman's face is one of the most powerful conservative images I've seen in a long time

soref, Sunday, 1 July 2018 02:47 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Putting this here because I don't think there's a powerful liberal images thread

https://dl.dropbox.com/s/gghrbu4s7mgbafj/IMG_20180723_164714.jpg?dl=0

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 23 July 2018 21:51 (six years ago) link

You can really get a lot about Ben's psyche from this one image:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DjasxJ3W4AAEIWs.jpg

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 19:30 (six years ago) link

oh no not guaranteed high-wage jobs

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 20:11 (six years ago) link

McNaughton's back with a new one
https://cdn6.bigcommerce.com/s-dcvfa4/product_images/uploaded_images/crossing-the-swamp-frames.jpg

andrew m., Wednesday, 1 August 2018 20:58 (six years ago) link

Looks like they're trying really hard to protect their swamp

Paul Reverse and the rediaRs (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 3 August 2018 01:29 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/eeV7aum.jpg

, Friday, 3 August 2018 11:32 (six years ago) link

Good Lord.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Friday, 3 August 2018 11:37 (six years ago) link

"heterosexuality"

ant banks and wasp (voodoo chili), Friday, 3 August 2018 15:06 (six years ago) link

ahahahaha holy shit

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Friday, 3 August 2018 15:16 (six years ago) link

masculine forearms definitely look like chicken drumsticks

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Friday, 3 August 2018 15:18 (six years ago) link

i have many questions but none of them can be conveyed in language

Paul Reverse and the rediaRs (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 7 August 2018 04:38 (six years ago) link

via my cousin on facebook, naturally. I had to make sure to get screenshot the kicker along with it

https://mltshp-cdn.com/r/1EFGN

Dan I., Thursday, 16 August 2018 22:28 (six years ago) link

(my cousin is not joe b rogers, though, to be clear)

Dan I., Thursday, 16 August 2018 22:28 (six years ago) link

those soldiers died so some American footballers could take the knee outside a Cornish fishing village

Neil S, Friday, 17 August 2018 08:11 (six years ago) link

The soldiers look a bit WW1 British.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 17 August 2018 08:28 (six years ago) link

All I can say is that's an extremely poor groundskeeping decision, and someone in the front office needs to answer for it.

Who the fuck decided to have an American football field shored up by dead and dying Tommies from 1917?

Who built this stadium?

Are they not aware that there's a thing called, you know, DIRT?

some kind of meunster (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 17 August 2018 14:18 (six years ago) link

Also what about stands and concessions and ticket booths, not to mention yardage lines and goalposts and GAAAAH.

Seriously, that team needs to give some thought to its facilities before it worries about whether its players are standing, sitting, or kneeling.

For fuck's sake, stadium architect, you had ONE JOB.

some kind of meunster (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 17 August 2018 14:20 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DnAECwZWsAE4CBE.jpg

soref, Thursday, 13 September 2018 20:55 (six years ago) link

I’m okay with all of this. pic.twitter.com/2eWXovo1er

— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) September 13, 2018

Karl Malone, Thursday, 13 September 2018 22:11 (six years ago) link

ah, the facebook hook-nose

mookieproof, Friday, 14 September 2018 00:28 (six years ago) link

who publishes his shit, btw? is he a purely self-publishing online thing these days? i gave his website a visit to try to find out, and saw that in addition to the usual suspects (infowars, breitbart), both slate and politico have published him at some point.

Karl Malone, Friday, 14 September 2018 00:56 (six years ago) link

three months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/Dsob5Ec.jpg

rip van wanko, Tuesday, 18 December 2018 03:10 (six years ago) link

the lazy typeface is the most awful thing

rb (soda), Tuesday, 18 December 2018 03:12 (six years ago) link

Is the kid mocking a disabled reporter while they all laugh?

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Tuesday, 18 December 2018 11:04 (six years ago) link

Stands up. Applause.

kraudive, Tuesday, 18 December 2018 23:19 (six years ago) link

four months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D5beNZ5XsAI-nfm.jpg:large

Neil S, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 20:54 (five years ago) link

I would pay a lot of money to watch him attempt to mount and ride a 700lb + motorcycle through a crowd of his supporters.

joygoat, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 21:42 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

would it've killed the painter to make the motorcycle's shadow an eagle?

del griffith, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 20:36 (five years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/Q35ydhuaK5

— Cursed Boomer Images (@WeWuzBoomers) July 1, 2019

lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 02:24 (five years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/2uze4nbO6y

— Cursed Conspiraboomer Images (@conspiraboomers) July 3, 2019

couple good accounts for fans of this thread

lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 02:25 (five years ago) link

How is the first one labelled offensive by twitter but the second one not?

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 09:28 (five years ago) link

"clearly the dumbest timeline" etc

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 14 July 2019 19:32 (five years ago) link

uh.. is this supposed to be anti-vax or something?

pic.twitter.com/iKYlIOGLv2

— Cursed Conspiraboomer Images (@conspiraboomers) July 14, 2019

brimstead, Monday, 15 July 2019 00:32 (five years ago) link

oh no, nevermind, figured it out aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

brimstead, Monday, 15 July 2019 00:35 (five years ago) link

jesus, there's something i didn't need to know about

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 15 July 2019 04:28 (five years ago) link

idgi

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 15 July 2019 04:58 (five years ago) link

googling "@drenochrome conspir@cy" will clarify; i wouldn't wanna amplify

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 15 July 2019 05:01 (five years ago) link

oh dear

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 15 July 2019 05:23 (five years ago) link

oh god i saw the trumpunisher on someone's car this morning

circles, Wednesday, 17 July 2019 01:43 (five years ago) link

seeing shit like that on cars is why I've removed all of the tire irons, bricks and baseball bats from my car

With an Extreme Burning (aka The Tormentor) (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 19 July 2019 10:42 (five years ago) link

my friend saw this at Comic-Con yesterday and I love it so much

https://i.imgur.com/D5gkgHJ.jpg

Mispellers, font repeaters, hyphen-omitters, kerning ignorers, whitespace disrespecters, center clusterers, clipart luddites, inconsistent Capitalizers: GOD WILL LIARS JUDGE YOU !

del griffith, Friday, 19 July 2019 16:47 (five years ago) link

Rugged rhymsters, crooked crimesters
Dime droppers, Twenty-five-to-lifers
Backstabbers, low blowers
Illegal... cocaine growers

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 19 July 2019 16:50 (five years ago) link

god please, visit our cursed land and judge us all

Karl Malone, Friday, 19 July 2019 16:52 (five years ago) link

all will eternally taste hellfire except for the one godly man in a godless city, who probably has a Job because he's a responsible citizen. this man with a sign will walk the goldpaved streets for eternity, not even needing to look for things that are wrong

Karl Malone, Friday, 19 July 2019 16:54 (five years ago) link

I think we've seen this before because I remember being puzzled by 'ankle biters'.

Doesn't mention false gods which would be more otm at comic con

koogs, Friday, 19 July 2019 17:55 (five years ago) link

I’m pretty sure ankle biters are people who are bending over to have sinful sex

Karl Malone, Friday, 19 July 2019 18:02 (five years ago) link

I thought that was sports nuts?

del griffith, Friday, 19 July 2019 18:07 (five years ago) link

Does "All Non-Home Makers" include wanderers like Johnny Appleseed, Bill Bixby as Bruce Banner and David Carradine as Caine from Kung Fu?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 19 July 2019 18:20 (five years ago) link

this guy must fucking hate jokers, smokers, and midnight tokers.

mott the hoopleheads (voodoo chili), Friday, 19 July 2019 18:21 (five years ago) link

I thought that was sports nuts?

oh, maybe! i guess there are plenty of things one can do while biting ankles

Karl Malone, Friday, 19 July 2019 18:26 (five years ago) link

I’m pretty sure ankle biters are people who are bending over to have sinful sex

It's babies, is it not?

Arthur Lowe & Love (Tom D.), Friday, 19 July 2019 18:51 (five years ago) link

i'm strongly liberal on most social issues, but i don't approve of babies having sex

Karl Malone, Friday, 19 July 2019 18:57 (five years ago) link

ankle biters = slang for kids. puzzled more by its inclusion on that list.

koogs, Friday, 19 July 2019 19:55 (five years ago) link

I'm willing to believe this guy's stupid enough to have meant pillow biter.

del griffith, Friday, 19 July 2019 19:59 (five years ago) link

Emo's was robbed

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 19 July 2019 22:41 (five years ago) link

ankle biter = foot fetishist graduate

Sassy Boutonnière (ledriver), Saturday, 20 July 2019 05:05 (five years ago) link

It's actually dino-fetishist slang for someone whose kink involves Ankylosauruses.

As opposed to tyrannosaurus-sex-fiends, most of whom have a fantasy about being given a handjob by someone with comically small arms.

CumuloNIMBY (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 20 July 2019 18:35 (five years ago) link

My painting "Respect the Flag" is alive! #Trump2020 pic.twitter.com/kRI4oWXezV

— Jon McNaughton (@McNaughtonArt) July 20, 2019

mookieproof, Saturday, 20 July 2019 21:43 (five years ago) link

he's wanking into it?

☮ (peace, man), Saturday, 20 July 2019 23:50 (five years ago) link

explains the brain damage

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 21 July 2019 13:59 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/4Kf1W4e.jpg

lag∞n, Friday, 16 August 2019 03:26 (five years ago) link

what album does rashida have there

husserl gang (rip van wanko), Friday, 16 August 2019 07:35 (five years ago) link

god i wish there was even a fraction of the marxist indoctrination in the FEDERAL school system that these chuds think there is

(Appears only as a corpse) (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 August 2019 07:44 (five years ago) link

I'm pretty sure there was an American flag with yellow fringe in my Boy Scout hall in the 1980s. Here are those notable commies the American Legion on the matter:

Records indicate that fringe was first used on the flag as early as 1835. It was not until 1895 that it was officially added to the national flag for all regiments of the Army. For civilian use, fringe is not required as an integral part of the flag, nor can its use be said to constitute an unauthorized addition to the design prescribed by statute. It is considered that fringe is used as an honorable enrichment only. (Military tradition)

The courts have deemed without merit and frivolous, lawsuits that contend that the gold fringe adorning the flag conferred Admiralty/Maritime jurisdiction.

https://www.legion.org/flag/questions-answers/91475/what-significance-gold-fringe-which-we-see-some-united-states-flags

Oh, it's THESE guys.

☮ (peace, man), Friday, 16 August 2019 11:19 (five years ago) link

The 'magical thinkers' of our time.

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Friday, 16 August 2019 12:11 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EFsKspqXYAcJSnI?format=jpg&name=small

lag∞n, Monday, 30 September 2019 05:50 (five years ago) link

Ooh, sick burn

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 30 September 2019 12:45 (five years ago) link

the macro makes it true!

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 30 September 2019 12:48 (five years ago) link

why do conservatives accounts keep remaking this, what does it even mean pic.twitter.com/xe2htnsHpa

— lil guillotine (@lillguillotine) September 29, 2019

jmm, Monday, 30 September 2019 19:02 (five years ago) link

‘the bullet of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the pre-cum of patriots and tyrants’

Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 September 2019 20:23 (five years ago) link

Lol

boobie, Monday, 30 September 2019 21:03 (five years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGOCjE9WoAE86az?format=jpg&name=900x900

lag∞n, Sunday, 6 October 2019 19:42 (five years ago) link

wow my head hurts

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Sunday, 6 October 2019 22:38 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ELR1u0LWwAEyKMo?format=jpg&name=900x900

lag∞n, Sunday, 8 December 2019 16:46 (five years ago) link

What an album

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 8 December 2019 16:54 (five years ago) link

what i would do for an oversized human skull

Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Sunday, 8 December 2019 17:00 (five years ago) link

she's sitting on the bones of supergiant communists of the past

Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Sunday, 8 December 2019 17:00 (five years ago) link

Socialized health care enabled them to grow large

Hereward the Woke (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 December 2019 03:26 (five years ago) link

Communism with Nephilim tendencies

"Third of the Storms" Jazz (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 9 December 2019 09:15 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.instagram.com/p/B7RWjBXFFj5/

del griffith, Monday, 13 January 2020 21:47 (four years ago) link

a sandwich isn't a sandwich without elmer's glue and the remnants of 8 million asses

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 03:37 (four years ago) link

Dude probably has an amazing immune system

Corduroy Stridulations (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 05:16 (four years ago) link

does that say 46th on his hat?

koogs, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 05:36 (four years ago) link

American embroidery is not as good a Chinese.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 11:12 (four years ago) link

(i thought that because it was a trump 2020 hat that'd make trump 46 as well as 45. but that's not how the numbering works...)

koogs, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 12:36 (four years ago) link

sorry/not sorry for more Garrison

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EObVO8wWAAIUefW?format=jpg&name=large

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Friday, 17 January 2020 14:09 (four years ago) link

apart from anything else something has gone seriously wrong with the perspective there

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Friday, 17 January 2020 14:09 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EOvoGitXUAYMrPu?format=jpg&name=medium

lag∞n, Monday, 20 January 2020 18:20 (four years ago) link

Holy shit.

☮️ (peace, man), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 12:31 (four years ago) link

Ben Garrison is a good political cartoonist imo. He realized that the only good use of the medium is to troll people. Also his drawing style is strong, if bizarre.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 19:49 (four years ago) link

i was thinking the other day that, in the event that humans are still around in 100 years, ben garrison would actually be a pretty good subject for a retrospective covering his important work during this era. he is a good representative of the kind of insane bullshit that ate us all up, and his style is instantly recognizable

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 19:55 (four years ago) link

he's a future netflix documentary subject fo sho

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 20:07 (four years ago) link

jfc u guys honestly

lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 20:10 (four years ago) link

I mean political cartoons are all stupid as shit. He leans into that all the way and it works. I'm making that judgment irrespective of political content obv.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 21:36 (four years ago) link

cryingeagle.jpg

Jon McNaughton just released his newest painting, depicting Sean Hannity as Paul Revere pic.twitter.com/QYOU6koeqe

— Hunter Schwarz (@hunterschwarz) January 21, 2020

chapoquidditch (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 23 January 2020 14:30 (four years ago) link

loooool

lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2020 14:56 (four years ago) link

hey remember when paul revere burned down the white house and rode away on horseback, yelling

what if that, but sean hannity

chapoquidditch (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 23 January 2020 14:59 (four years ago) link

he rode through suburban dc yelling broooos i burned down the capitol its freaking siiick

lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2020 15:01 (four years ago) link

The famous US Capitol building which as we all know was originally built in Boston in the 1770s

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Thursday, 23 January 2020 18:53 (four years ago) link

make the horse black with red eyes and clad Sean in a dark cloak and that's super doom

omar little, Friday, 24 January 2020 01:12 (four years ago) link

He didn’t do a bad job on the horse tbh

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 24 January 2020 01:14 (four years ago) link

he actually didnt do a bad job w hannity he looks like dumb shit blowhard

lag∞n, Friday, 24 January 2020 01:27 (four years ago) link

hannity's kind of hot in that pic

ingredience (map), Friday, 24 January 2020 01:31 (four years ago) link

lmao

lag∞n, Friday, 24 January 2020 01:32 (four years ago) link

ts: unsolicited dick pics vs. ben garrison cartoons

revenge of the jawn (rushomancy), Friday, 24 January 2020 02:44 (four years ago) link

resolved if you consider Garrison to be an unsolicited dick

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 24 January 2020 03:06 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EPZNEkXXsAA_IiJ?format=jpg&name=small

mookieproof, Tuesday, 28 January 2020 20:17 (four years ago) link

Sounds a little gay

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 28 January 2020 21:03 (four years ago) link

onald's other d

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 00:12 (four years ago) link

charming

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 00:35 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

just about every conservative rag bragging about Trump's votes in a New Hampshire primary: https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-doubles-obamas-2012-vote-total-in-new-hampshire-signaling-fired-up-base

yay, the RNC made an intentional concerted effort to get out the vote for a primary where the outcome was pretty much already decided for a photo op. this is basically like giving 70,000 people free tickets to go to Cowboy stadium to watch the Cowboys play an Arena football team.

you still get the same number of delegates dummy.

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 February 2020 05:06 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ERGL5OhUYAA39Iz?format=jpg&name=900x900

lag∞n, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 14:07 (four years ago) link

inshallah

Corduroy Stridulations (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 14:21 (four years ago) link

enigmatic

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Friday, 28 February 2020 16:32 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

https://i.imgur.com/IQrn5LI.jpg

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 08:41 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/rxtvBLE.jpg

wait, what

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 07:28 (four years ago) link

poll

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 07:57 (four years ago) link

incredible stuff

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 08:27 (four years ago) link

Wow. Looks like Gerry Adams washing feet there.

The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 12:10 (four years ago) link

That seems like an extremely niche cartoon that could only be parsed by the fringiest of lunatics.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 13:37 (four years ago) link

https://i.redd.it/17t52dmeqwx31.png

☮️ (peace, man), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 13:58 (four years ago) link

oh SNAP. the modern female just got ROASTED.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 15:08 (four years ago) link

Darren Beattie just chillin' in [checks cartoon] A CHAIR MADE OUT OF HIS OWN BRAINS???

Neil S, Wednesday, 22 April 2020 16:55 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/rxtvBLE.jpg

wait, what

― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Wednesday, April 22, 2020 12:28 AM (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

love how everything is labelled yet I have no idea what the point is

COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 16:57 (four years ago) link

clever man reads clever books, he clever

Neil S, Wednesday, 22 April 2020 17:01 (four years ago) link

not used to Heidegger being praised by the modern American right.

COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 17:03 (four years ago) link

noted skier, Martin Heidegger

Neil S, Wednesday, 22 April 2020 17:06 (four years ago) link

Oh, I guess the Spivak mentioned is not the author of Can the Subaltern Speak.

tokyo rosemary, Wednesday, 22 April 2020 17:07 (four years ago) link

Three Nabokov references

stone cold jane austen (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 17:46 (four years ago) link

plato, nietzsche, bill o'reilly

budo jeru, Wednesday, 22 April 2020 21:03 (four years ago) link

Morons!

☮️ (peace, man), Thursday, 23 April 2020 11:10 (four years ago) link

i like that the new woman cartoon suggests the author was present in 1615 and laments the bygone era of *squints* 300 years ago

two weeks pass...

“Hey Mike, sorry to barge in, but have you seen my decorative skull...Wait, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE?!??” pic.twitter.com/zHEXL3fouH

— Steve Hernandez (@BigHern) May 17, 2020

Neil S, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 09:24 (four years ago) link

I never knew Justin Trudeau was into smack!

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 09:29 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

My recent painting "The Resistance" is how I view the rioters waging war against America. #Americaatwar pic.twitter.com/IP9p7dAcGT

— Jon McNaughton (@McNaughtonArt) June 1, 2020

na (NA), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 16:23 (four years ago) link

weak effort from mcnaughton

you can't just drop a guy with a maga hat with his arms up in disbelief into every painting

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 16:26 (four years ago) link

pure fuckstickery

all cats are beautiful (silby), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 16:36 (four years ago) link

uh

i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 16:41 (four years ago) link

I can't begin to understand what's going on in "The Cognitive Peasant"

jmm, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 16:44 (four years ago) link

I prefer the Goya version

Neil S, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 18:20 (four years ago) link

:( pic.twitter.com/GLLYtzrNEw

— Cursed Conspiraboomer Images (@conspiraboomers) June 3, 2020

crystal-brained yogahead (map), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 22:53 (four years ago) link

oh, the pen and pixel guy, huh?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 22:57 (four years ago) link

lonely guy, fiddling baout things

https://i.redd.it/zvddkdstgnq01.jpg

Neil S, Sunday, 7 June 2020 18:05 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/6yRH3Og.jpg

the burrito that defined a generation, Sunday, 14 June 2020 01:31 (four years ago) link

that guy has a gun in his car and is praying for the opportunity to kill anyone with it

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 14 June 2020 02:24 (four years ago) link

connecticut plates so i'm just gonna assume curt schilling

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Sunday, 14 June 2020 02:26 (four years ago) link

four months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ElQ119mX0AApPr8?format=png&name=900x900

lag∞n, Monday, 26 October 2020 14:53 (four years ago) link

they couldn't even photoshop AOC+3 on there? where is the effort? this is why they're losing the election

just another 3-pinnochio post by (Karl Malone), Monday, 26 October 2020 15:03 (four years ago) link

otm i had to do three searches before i found one communist themed biden photoshop, morale is low over there

lag∞n, Monday, 26 October 2020 15:06 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

powerful conservative mental images

Hey @ericmetaxas, in this op-ed you tout, J. Zmirak ID's me as one of the "servile" Christians who won't defend Trump. JZ says on yr show that he wouldn't "piss" on Christians like me if we were on fire. Am I servile? Would you piss on me, old friend? https://t.co/N8P1iSMw01

— Rod Dreher (@roddreher) December 3, 2020

goole, Thursday, 3 December 2020 19:08 (four years ago) link

That communist Biden image from October looks like a shaving ad

Evan, Thursday, 3 December 2020 19:11 (four years ago) link

Hello servile my old friend
Come to piss on my again

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 December 2020 19:30 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EpD3lNYVoAAdYpY?format=png&name=small

lag∞n, Saturday, 12 December 2020 20:20 (four years ago) link

Lionhearted. pic.twitter.com/p0AtDjJTuH

— Arizona Republican Party (@AZGOP) December 19, 2020

mookieproof, Saturday, 19 December 2020 23:46 (four years ago) link

Asian?

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 20 December 2020 00:21 (four years ago) link

hahahaha Aslan! fuckin autocorrect

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 20 December 2020 00:21 (four years ago) link

Glad they stuck him in a swamp, drain away!

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Sunday, 20 December 2020 00:47 (four years ago) link

Suddenly I stop
But I know it's too late
I'm lost in a forest
All alone
The vote was never there
It's always the same
I'm running towards nothing
Again and again and again and again...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EqGdQ4eUYAAemes?format=jpg&name=large

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 December 2020 01:33 (three years ago) link

wtf

ffolkes (map), Saturday, 26 December 2020 02:06 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Sorry what

Canon in Deez (silby), Saturday, 9 January 2021 04:24 (three years ago) link

What part of DEMOCHICOMCRATS do you not understand?

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 9 January 2021 04:27 (three years ago) link

is it chi as in chicago or chico as in racist?

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 January 2021 04:29 (three years ago) link

Boxcar!#*€\]

map, Saturday, 9 January 2021 04:30 (three years ago) link

I believe it is China and Communist, elegantly concatenated

map, Saturday, 9 January 2021 04:31 (three years ago) link

not elegant; must fp

mookieproof, Saturday, 9 January 2021 04:31 (three years ago) link

demo chico m crats

lag∞n, Saturday, 9 January 2021 04:32 (three years ago) link

oh duh, it's definitely at least china, forgot about the giant china shape there.

but maybe communist too!

Karl Malone, Saturday, 9 January 2021 04:32 (three years ago) link

https://chicom.vn/

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 9 January 2021 04:34 (three years ago) link

I actually thought at first that "chicom" was a term for chinese telecom companies and that this had something to do with some theory about Huawei or something like that. Took a minute to realize "duh, no, communist." Apparently it's Vietnam-era slang.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 9 January 2021 04:35 (three years ago) link

DemoChicoMuskrat Love

two months pass...

I don't even know what this is, but I'm putting it here anyway

it’s all coming together....... pic.twitter.com/AY9zDnxgN0

— SLUG (@generalslug) March 19, 2021

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Saturday, 20 March 2021 03:19 (three years ago) link

Liberals and their outlet mall agenda.

peace, man, Saturday, 20 March 2021 13:59 (three years ago) link

What on earth is this guy even getting at? Bizarrely claiming that hundreds of Walmarts were gutted by FEMA and that "guard towers" in strip malls that are actually just architectural flourishes were somehow responsible? I can't keep up with these ever-stranger right wing conspiracy theories...

Lee626, Saturday, 20 March 2021 18:29 (three years ago) link

Oh, looking at the url in the bottom corner, it's David Dees, who has done much more batshit racist & antisemitic stuff that has probably appeared on this thread. He died last year of melanoma. No great loss.

peace, man, Saturday, 20 March 2021 19:30 (three years ago) link

Ah, he's got his own thread:

facehugger munchin' lady liberty as members of the illuminati cackle from a heli: tell me bros is it n0ize????

peace, man, Saturday, 20 March 2021 19:32 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

the number of reviews!?

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 11 April 2021 20:03 (three years ago) link

things that aren't goat.se

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 11 April 2021 20:54 (three years ago) link

Sorry, I thought you said things that are basically the human face equivalent of what the goatse hands so helpfully reveal

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Sunday, 11 April 2021 23:29 (three years ago) link

<img src="https://ic.pics.livejournal.com/ext_5181324/85939536/13523/13523_900.png";>

doo rag, Tuesday, 20 April 2021 09:10 (three years ago) link

shit

doo rag, Tuesday, 20 April 2021 09:11 (three years ago) link

Fuckin grim pic.twitter.com/1fTdYb62WR

— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) May 1, 2021

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Tuesday, 4 May 2021 03:04 (three years ago) link

the site this is from isn't really a conservative site but it does host some of the absolute worst t-shirt designs that have ever been inflicted on the world. they're all 'science' shirts. there's something very #FBPE about their plodding smugness. 'Wanted: dead or alive: Shrodinger's Cat' is the flavour of this stuff.

And then there's this. Images won't embed but here's the link. It's a 'thin blue line' American flag, except instead of a blue stripe, it's got a RED one that says 'ENGINEER'

https://moteefescience.com/53180307-Engineer-US-FLag?color=black&product=men-s-t-shirt

Tracer Hand, Monday, 10 May 2021 16:23 (three years ago) link

humanity will always be like 40% dickweeds imo

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Monday, 10 May 2021 16:45 (three years ago) link

I think you may be undercounting

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Monday, 10 May 2021 16:56 (three years ago) link

oh boy and he is not happy about it!!!

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Monday, 17 May 2021 14:48 (three years ago) link

ime cbt does kind of erase your penis, so points for that ben garrison

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Monday, 17 May 2021 14:49 (three years ago) link

This is a Good Cartoon, as they would say on another long runnig message board.

Van Halen dot Senate dot flashlight (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 17 May 2021 14:59 (three years ago) link

I...I just...but...what?

What?

Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 May 2021 15:00 (three years ago) link

its all labeled should be pretty clear

lag∞n, Monday, 17 May 2021 15:02 (three years ago) link

glad she helps clear up what a penis eraser actually does

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Monday, 17 May 2021 15:06 (three years ago) link

obvs 'shopped though

rob, Monday, 17 May 2021 15:07 (three years ago) link

seems appropriate:

https://img.discogs.com/GBIY0iYySVXxjjMjFWAqUZBmyMc=/fit-in/600x597/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-1638029-1536951581-3629.jpeg.jpg

I have no doubt ILM has several active goregrind threads, should anyone have further questions

apologies if this is actually about the sinister affiliation of either the Campaign for Better Transport, the Committee on Bible Translation, or the Brazilian Tennis Confederation with Black Lives Matter and “antifa”

Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Monday, 17 May 2021 15:26 (three years ago) link

somewhat off topic but

MACDONALDS is pushing the NUGGET “big time” —MARKETING NOTE: the nuggets Stink. America likes chicken FINGERS (greater MASS than the puny Nugget) —In college I was in a “focus group” and paid 50 bucks for my insights. I have Marketing experience. Stop pushing the nugget! pic.twitter.com/UDYGedcSdA

— Greg Kelly (@gregkellyusa) April 29, 2021

Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 May 2021 15:49 (three years ago) link

GODAMN YOU MACDONLADS

Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 May 2021 16:23 (three years ago) link

the puny nugget

Shaidar Logoff (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 20 May 2021 10:25 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

https://i.imgur.com/5kUif4v.jpg

cerebral halsey (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 15:59 (three years ago) link

wait.... what

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 6 July 2021 17:10 (three years ago) link

more suited to TSC perhaps

cerebral halsey (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 17:21 (three years ago) link

Banksy does it again

KEEP HONKING -- I'M BOBOING (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 17:55 (three years ago) link

jizz thumb

, Thursday, 8 July 2021 04:23 (three years ago) link

lol

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 8 July 2021 07:34 (three years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWA7o2xXYAoBDsD?format=jpg&name=900x900

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 July 2021 00:05 (three years ago) link

lol why is thom york in it

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 July 2021 00:05 (three years ago) link

that's amazing

i wonder if anyone else in there is famous?

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 00:19 (three years ago) link

the fluoride guy eating the burger looks familiar

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 00:20 (three years ago) link

look at them eating a burger, sipping their bubble tea, staring, looking at their phones, eating ice cream, thom yorke drinking coffee, looking at their phones, 3 people all standing next to each other on a phone call with each other, staring, and the guy in front who captures the entire scene as a selfie with perfect depth of field

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 00:21 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

how many schools even have cathode ray televisions in this flatscreen age

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 14 September 2021 17:29 (three years ago) link

God is the new gym teacher

think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 03:13 (three years ago) link

GOD: one more deadlift. you can do it.
HUMAN: no i can't, i'm exhausted
GOD: you got this. you got this.
HUMAN: no i don't, god. i can't even stand up straight
GOD: but i made humans with a design that guaranteed that--
HUMAN: godDAM- i'm sorry. i'm sorry.
GOD: fuck. you went there
HUMAN: i'm sorry. it's not vanity. it's reality. i can't lift this.
GOD: fuck you, human. i figured you didn't have what it takes. even though i put it in you.
HUMAN: hey FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU for that.
GOD: ...
HUMAN: i'm sorry, uuugh
GOD: great, "i'm sorry" from the humans. "i'm so sorry! waaaaah! i fucked up! why am i like this?! trite"

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 03:31 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

that one actually makes sense if you imagine that's the anti-vax cult

just staying (Karl Malone), Saturday, 13 November 2021 21:36 (three years ago) link

🚨🚨NEW MCNAUGHTON JUST DROPPED🚨🚨 pic.twitter.com/ldhTYlKTdm

— American Propagandist (@ArmyStrang) November 16, 2021

mookieproof, Tuesday, 16 November 2021 22:09 (three years ago) link

lol, Teddy would shoot Trump right in the face

Lou Christie's Mosh Pit (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 22:22 (three years ago) link

abe is ready to fuck

just staying (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 22:32 (three years ago) link

JFK on the left wing, subtle.

weregoats of boston (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 17 November 2021 01:07 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

garrison feuding with scott adams!!!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FJeP3_VWUAc98QS?format=jpg&name=large

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Wednesday, 19 January 2022 17:38 (two years ago) link

what a own

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Wednesday, 19 January 2022 17:39 (two years ago) link

i didn't realize that scott adams pulled a david brooks

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 19 January 2022 17:52 (two years ago) link

I for one can't wait to see what happens next.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 21 January 2022 15:49 (two years ago) link

you have three weeks

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Friday, 21 January 2022 15:55 (two years ago) link

What font is YOU HAVE THREE WEEKS in? It looks like a Gadzooks t-shirt from the year 2000.

peace, man, Friday, 21 January 2022 16:18 (two years ago) link

Looks vaguely Trekkie.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 21 January 2022 16:28 (two years ago) link

God, the "Brandon" thing has become like one of those bad summer camp inside jokes that just takes on a life of its own beyond any meaning it originally had

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 21 January 2022 19:54 (two years ago) link

it is very much the conservative "get in my belly"

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 January 2022 23:52 (two years ago) link

Conservative humor is an oxymoron.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 26 January 2022 23:55 (two years ago) link

Our powerful @JewishChron cartoon this week sums up the @amnesty story pic.twitter.com/qEqAkf4SEt

— Jake Wallis Simons (@JakeWSimons) February 3, 2022

soref, Thursday, 3 February 2022 18:05 (two years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FKxTETQWQAAC4-V?format=jpg&name=medium

lag∞n, Friday, 4 February 2022 18:08 (two years ago) link

Free speech brings down Society and Democracy?

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 4 February 2022 18:09 (two years ago) link

not clear which side that cartoon is taking

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 4 February 2022 18:10 (two years ago) link

i am very confused by both of these cartoons

towards fungal computer (harbl), Friday, 4 February 2022 18:35 (two years ago) link

apartheid is garbage that amnesty international is dumping? who is the guy?

towards fungal computer (harbl), Friday, 4 February 2022 18:36 (two years ago) link

That cartoon is nonsensical garbage Tim Pool is such a comical piece of shit

There's A Goots In My House (stevie), Saturday, 5 February 2022 11:14 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I have gotten some questions about the painting in Rep. Dan Crenshaw’s campaign office so here it is, including close ups (seated portrait is by NYT photog Annie Mulligan) https://t.co/TaUq2rPy0Y pic.twitter.com/rsTDVHKBpv

— Shane Goldmacher (@ShaneGoldmacher) February 28, 2022

lag∞n, Monday, 28 February 2022 17:00 (two years ago) link

getting strong Pawnee town hall mural vibes

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 28 February 2022 17:06 (two years ago) link

this painting answers many questions about the size of my erect penis raised by this painting

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 28 February 2022 17:48 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

hes outdone himself, just the shear number of guys

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FQj9_ZSXMAYVoxn?format=jpg&name=large

lag∞n, Monday, 18 April 2022 19:14 (two years ago) link

was not expecting gollum!

Karl Malone, Monday, 18 April 2022 19:27 (two years ago) link

"Excuse me, sir, I'd like to speak to you about your car's extended warranty."

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 18 April 2022 19:32 (two years ago) link

Sir, there’s never a good time for this, but as your financial advisor I do want you to know that this is the perfect time to finalize your will

Karl Malone, Monday, 18 April 2022 19:56 (two years ago) link

I think Lenin and Stalin are beefing between each other across the crowd.

jmm, Monday, 18 April 2022 20:19 (two years ago) link

are we supposed to know who mr. shitty blue suit is?

na (NA), Monday, 18 April 2022 20:21 (two years ago) link

The man in the middle represents the modern Christian…a man who must decide whether or not he will stand up for his Christian beliefs. Many are shouting out to tell him what to do. He raises his hand to say, “Be silent, for I know that Jesus is the Christ!” He touches Jesus’ shoulder to indicate that he gets his strength from the Master.

jmm, Monday, 18 April 2022 20:22 (two years ago) link

Apparently, he is some sort of generic modern Christian.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 18 April 2022 20:22 (two years ago) link

I was gonna guess Josh Hawley

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 18 April 2022 20:23 (two years ago) link

Jesus looks like he's having second thoughts.

jmm, Monday, 18 April 2022 20:24 (two years ago) link

Lenin and Napoleon be like wtf am I doing in first-century Palestine

Fifty Centaur (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 18 April 2022 21:02 (two years ago) link

Bin Laden is like "Hey, Thomas Jefferson, can you scotch over a bit so's I can check out Mother Teresa?"

Fifty Centaur (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 18 April 2022 21:05 (two years ago) link

is that Grimes standing next to Lenin

soref, Monday, 18 April 2022 21:06 (two years ago) link

The man in the middle is the prophet of the fourth kingdom. He has seen the mountain above the mountain. He touches Jesus and converts him to the Final Word just in time, just before he dies. A crowd of onlookers sings Joni Mitchell together, and all future sadness is erased from possibility.

Karl Malone, Monday, 18 April 2022 21:10 (two years ago) link

is that Grimes standing next to Lenin

I thought it might be Greta Thunberg.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 18 April 2022 22:03 (two years ago) link

I think that's supposed to be Karl Marx on the lower right, crouching in a dark suit, but the way he's drawn it looks like Paul Giamatti dressed as Karl Marx

soref, Monday, 18 April 2022 22:24 (two years ago) link

excuse me but where is Dynamite Don Tump?

assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 19 April 2022 10:22 (two years ago) link

busy reading two corinthians

mookieproof, Tuesday, 19 April 2022 10:30 (two years ago) link

it's the biggest and best cross on that hill, everyone is saying it

StanM, Tuesday, 19 April 2022 11:08 (two years ago) link

are we supposed to know who mr. shitty blue suit is?

I thought it was Justin Trudeau tbh.

Was Hitler a Hobbit? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 19 April 2022 11:15 (two years ago) link

napoleon looks like richard kind

towards fungal computer (harbl), Tuesday, 19 April 2022 11:31 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Is "jesus is the christ" a normal thing christians say?

, Friday, 6 May 2022 15:56 (two years ago) link

didn't realize I was looking at 2 week old posts. christ help me

, Friday, 6 May 2022 15:57 (two years ago) link

Is "jesus is the christ" a normal thing christians say?

If you want to sound old timey Biblical sure.

DAMAGED by Black Flat (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 6 May 2022 16:30 (two years ago) link

I like to bookend it with "what in the" and "is that?"

Evan, Friday, 6 May 2022 17:09 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

powerful socialist with Chinese characteristics image

https://preview.redd.it/1dnp1s74lff91.jpg?auto=webp&s=b6b78c2240c7110e5d5afbc9fbe150f26851f951

soref, Wednesday, 3 August 2022 17:48 (two years ago) link

The Rehearsal (2022)

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 3 August 2022 19:27 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

(ai struggles with flags. or maybe just that one)

koogs, Saturday, 29 June 2024 21:49 (five months ago) link

one month passes...

SO good. https://t.co/jDzggtOhpS

— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) August 18, 2024

lag∞n, Monday, 19 August 2024 00:54 (four months ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GV9eA-SXcAAOSNR?format=jpg&name=medium

lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 August 2024 14:26 (three months ago) link

SOMEBODY'S lost some change down the back of the sofa amirite

nabisco poppins (stevie), Tuesday, 27 August 2024 14:29 (three months ago) link

looks like they're getting vaxxed

Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 27 August 2024 15:12 (three months ago) link

looks like they're about to ram a hand down a bear gullet

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 27 August 2024 15:15 (three months ago) link

looks like they're making their grand entrance at the fisting party

he/him hoo-hah (map), Tuesday, 27 August 2024 16:36 (three months ago) link

i know it's kelly so not technically conservative but this one made me howl

https://theonion.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/KellyYahwehOrTheHighway.jpg

he/him hoo-hah (map), Tuesday, 27 August 2024 16:38 (three months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/3XQ7hau.jpeg

omar little, Thursday, 29 August 2024 04:43 (three months ago) link

lmao @ "hot" kamala

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 29 August 2024 08:16 (three months ago) link

Love trump’s faaaabulous cape

Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 29 August 2024 12:16 (three months ago) link

I like that the AI seems to be merging Alec Baldwin's facial features into Trump's

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 29 August 2024 12:20 (three months ago) link

that's supposed to be Kamala? I wouldn't have guessed

StanM, Thursday, 29 August 2024 12:37 (three months ago) link

of course it makes her look darker to emphasize her evil hotness

Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 29 August 2024 13:06 (three months ago) link

two months pass...

powerful thread:

The FSB just dropped its calendar for 2025 pic.twitter.com/ZcJcWxCUMy

— Mack Tubridy (@macktubs) November 1, 2024

Platinum Penguin Pavilion (soref), Friday, 1 November 2024 12:34 (one month ago) link


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