getting it with james franco

post here when someone gets it. simple concept. we don't need any comedians on here, no would-be waterfaces. i'm gonna start this one off:

Thurston Moore is not your father, you guys.

― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Friday, March 7, 2014 5:28 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this post is a great example of someone (Trayce) getting it. the post undoubtedly sent certain posters "reeling" as they were "called out" on investing too much emotionally in the reputation of a celebrity. is "betrayal" an emotion we are entitled to feel toward a stranger, trayce seems to ask. let's step back for a second, she seems to say. let's cool it.

idgi

Shut the fuck up retard

whoah

for a second my brain interpreted this thread title as referring to a remake of 'getting it right' starring james franco in place of the guy from eldorado

i used to have a pdf of it but i cant find it, but anyone who's on the fence about this should read Christmas In Purgatory and then reflect on how dehumanizing language (which "retarded" explicitly is) is intertwined with the way people justified torturing DD people, and then think some more about not being a fucking shithead

― https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Saturday, September 3, 2011 10:00 AM (2 years ago)

why is "with james franco" part of this thread's title?

I don't understand why so many people disparage Limp Bizkit. it's good, honest, in-your face rock music, and the world can never have too much of that. while it was seriously unchill of Princess TamTam to use that youtube link for mockery/rickrolling purposes, I'm glad I got the opportunity to listen to "Gold Cobra" just now.

ironically litsening to gold cobra eventually turned into unironically listening to it all the time

more like get lost

Stopped at the bar, saw Chillwave on the list, lolled and then had to order it. Not bad!

― dan m, Friday, March 7, 2014 3:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this thread's kinda like being forced to go to a P3rp3tua lecture on Coldplay

not cool, joke-man. very disrespectful.

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 7 March 2014 20:59 (Yesterday) Permalink

nobody here gets it at all.

― james franco, Sunday, March 9, 2014 3:50 PM (35 minutes ago)

^ worst sock ever imho

he really is

i shouls start a thread called cluesless w ith wateerfav=ce

It's a slam dunk

xp You should fuck off for good and then whenever James Franco posted we could say "come back waterface all is forgiven" but we wouldn't mean it

if we really could accurately rank socks from best to worst then we all could live in a fool's paradise.

best: banaka
worst: james franco

Most Hilarious Nu-School One-Joke Sock "> Most Hilarious Nu-School One-Joke Sock

best: a puppy

http://unearthedcomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Unearthed-SockMonster-1307-1-web.jpg

i sense a lot of bitterness in this thread, a lot of negativity. this isn't what i had in mind when i started this thread but it's good that people are getting stuff off their chest. very cool.

i think the problem is that you've taken a couple idioms ('be cool,' 'getting it') that aren't particularly associated w/ james franco, you otherwise don't nail his character in any kind of way (either ironically or by actually sounding like him), and you then use the sock account to write the same ilx social nonsense that you probably write under your real dn. like what's the point bro?

if the entire shtick is "lol what if james franco talked just like a mediocre ilx poster" then idk. you're nailing it but i'm not sure it was worth it.

james franco is a markers sock, you heard it here first

very harsh on james franco, very uncool

imo james franco the ilx poster could very well have different mannerisms than james franco the public persona, indeed strange if not.

let's just all be cool

The worst sock was brody, that was lame pos work

haha yeah tho james is really trying to take the crown

Ha! Misread this post as I've been ILXing with my phone, thought it read getting it on with James Franco.

I think james anide franco has layers yet unpeeled

people here have such an aversion to cooling it, it's incredible. my message is more vital than i thought.

for some reason i've got "ILXing with my phone" stuck in my head to the tune of Crystal Gayle's "Talking in Your Sleep"

http://youtu.be/SQkntcq0jBI

i think i prefer our james franco to everyone else's james franco, kiu

ILX on an iphone has forced me to admit to myself, I do need reading glasses.

Franco is zachylon

Or z s, one of the z posters anyway

yeah, zachylon seems like a good guess

who is zachylon though? who are you? who is anyone beyond what they put out there into the world? identity is performance, and i am definitely "james franco" on here regardless of who i am elsewhere. i know this to be true because i learned it at yale. namaste.

zachylon I didn't not enjoy your sock while it lasted

I figured dayo tbrr

it's obviously mordy.

Treezy as someone on whom the jury is still out this may not be the best thread for your up-piping tbrrwu

gd it i search my name like every day and this is what finally comes up

lol.

tbh i'm still going with my original guess of mordy

i've got $5 on treeshy.

not ruling out contendo

someone set up a subreddit

fwiw i always read 'zachlyon' as 'zachylon' and will continue to do so

Made that mistake on purposes to flush im out innit

i search both obv

I thought it was 'zachyon', and a pun on 'zach' and 'tachyon', I never noticed the L until just now

it's waterface guys

I figured dayo tbrr

― peak environmental scaremongering (darraghmac), Monday, March 10, 2014 6:55 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

Wow.

Dayo you seem way too straightforward to have a franco sock imo

My theory is that a lightning bolt hit a trash heap, and the heap gained minor sentience

Ha! Misread this post as I've been ILXing with my phone, thought it read getting it on with James Franco.

― *tera, Sunday, March 9, 2014 3:13 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sort of wishing it did say that now. can we get a mod on this? but put the "on" in parentheses so it's like "getting it (on) with james franco". need this done PRONTO.

done

from the OP: we don't need any comedians on here, no would-be waterfaces.

wise guy commengs are kind of a trigger for me, triggering annoyance. please be respectful of the rules set out on the beginning of the thread, williamc.

getting it in the neck from james franco

Starting threads is easy. steering threads is impossible. ruling threads does not happen if you are james franco.

cool it with the subversive ideas "aimless". not everyone shares your anarchistic value system.

weak sauce from james franco

"sauce"?

urban dictionary contributors have attempted 14 different definitions of "weak sauce". none of them are particularly impressive, but a perusal of just a few will give you the gist.

Gist a bit of sauce so lets be cool

http://www.dorchesterhistoricalsociety.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/1913-Everybodys-Getting-It-smaller.jpg

Lol sry dyao i didnt realise our manco was so unpopular

they'll come around.

what else triggers you can i get a list please

can someone bring back banaka

Franco is zachylon

Or z s, one of the z posters anyway

not me! karl malone was my only sock, and then i became karl malone. besides, i want to get it and can't figure out how to do it, so, not me.

*airtight defense*

we all became our socks

the creatures outside looked from man to sock, and from sock to man, and from man to sock again

TREESHIP BAD

WATERFACE GOOD

^^ gonna get it

^doesn't get it

never gonna get it

sorry, was lining up for a bad joke, I agree with the TB/WG line

TY

Treeships ok as socks go but he dont have the crispness of a wf snapback

Treeship doesn't even know what it is, much less get it. Waterface is a subversive and that's that shit I don't like.

Do we really have pro-waterfaces on here now

he's like a sharper, younger version of you

Who are you lol

Nonsense canks is the fukken chairman of the board

Besides lamp is the sharper, younger version iirc

since first appearing on ilx waterface has cannily adjusted his tone so as to chime better with the noize crew and similarly acceptable ilx reprobates, who hang out together on the corner and smoke between classes, thereby acquiring a small following, among which I am not counted. but he's sort of ok-ish now.

idk, he seems a little more subtle than having a d/n of AIDS, wtf is that about

Aimless you need to cool it with the patronizing tone. Everyone else, as you were.

that's his thing, james franco

keep it positive, good buddy

as i lay doting

I calls 'em as I sees 'em.

waterface sucks but occasionally has a good line

james franco sucks and is so boring that one thinks almost fondly of the worst trolls of yore

how am i a troll? trolls try to stir shit up. what i want to do is settle shit down. what i want is for people to cool it.

"boredom is the calm before the storm that is enlightenment." -- sean penn. namaste.

^said before he abuses women

let's leave women out of this.

gtfo james franco. I demand you post in-character as "Alien" for a week.

He's more of a Bishop type, all tubes and milky innards and shit.

i didn't say james franco was a troll; i said james franco is so tedious that trolling would be a welcome respite

a welcome respite

Seek and ye shall find.

http://i.imgur.com/JqwMDqc.jpg

I would just like to go on record that I did not in any way endorse being held up as an example in this thread, wth.

you've misunderstood, trayce. getting it's a good thing!

When I was in 7th grade, my clueless teacher bawled out the whole class for rampant misbehavior and midway through his tirade said, "why can't you all be more like Aimless?" I died that day.

OH no, thats fine! I just dont want anyone to think I started this myself, or I'm in on it.

(lol, though apparently no one every did think that, so its nice to know I could be a sock and no one would even guess... )

feel a bit wounded by that comment, trayce. there's worse people to be in this world than james franco.

Well anyway, thank you for thinking I get it, james franco.

keep it up trayce. maybe you'll be featured in this thread again someday, once everyone cools it with the nonsense and return to the original concept.

http://scarehousescott.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/hugga-bunch.jpg

uh-uh, nice try. not in my thread! my mod privs haven't kicked in yet so can we get jjusten in here? chop chop.

...

i've got three words for whomever is holding up this urgent moderator action

Now I'm starting to think I know who this is.

papa smurf?

i'm sorta well-known, trayce, shouldn't be a mystery. maybe not in australia.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0290556/

if you find yourself alone on a friday night and are looking for a good time, check out my 2011 film, The Broken Tower. ;-)

oy

;-)

oh well. sorry guys, i guess.

shocker

i knew i'd regret not hazarding that call

k guys let's cool it. g'night.

should have known i'd be too absent minded to remember which browser window was which account.

the big reveal

*farts*

i'm not calling it yet

Oh no my water face sock

http://i.imgur.com/huEvBhU.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/w3Jtbbh.jpg

actually i was just kidding. i'm not really james franco.

james franco is not noise

james franco is not james franco