adverbs that just don't go with the verb "masturbate"

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accidentally
persuasively
ironically

macaulay culkin's bukkake shocker (bug), Sunday, 24 May 2009 08:31 (seventeen years ago)

you really don't think one could persuasively masturbate?

'entertainment purposes' ONLY! (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 24 May 2009 08:33 (seventeen years ago)

to persuade whom to do what?

macaulay culkin's bukkake shocker (bug), Sunday, 24 May 2009 08:34 (seventeen years ago)

meticulously

s1ocki, Sunday, 24 May 2009 08:45 (seventeen years ago)

loftily

estela, Sunday, 24 May 2009 08:48 (seventeen years ago)

charitably

❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉Plaxico❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉ (I know, right?), Sunday, 24 May 2009 08:50 (seventeen years ago)

infrequently

iatee, Sunday, 24 May 2009 09:09 (seventeen years ago)

silently

resistance is feudal (WmC), Sunday, 24 May 2009 13:36 (seventeen years ago)

soulfully

don't mean to be a dream hater but ooh shit damn (some dude), Sunday, 24 May 2009 14:07 (seventeen years ago)

charitably

― ❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉Plaxico❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉ (I know, right?), Sunday, May 24, 2009 4:50 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark



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PappaWheelie V, Sunday, 24 May 2009 14:12 (seventeen years ago)

I'm going to disagree with silently. Although maybe not an ideal situation sometimes it's necessary.

TAT THY SAD EAGLE (ENBB), Sunday, 24 May 2009 14:13 (seventeen years ago)

mysteriously

Local Garda, Sunday, 24 May 2009 14:28 (seventeen years ago)

sarcastically

Local Garda, Sunday, 24 May 2009 14:28 (seventeen years ago)

angrily

Local Garda, Sunday, 24 May 2009 14:28 (seventeen years ago)

i would say that a good 65-70% of ilx posts are the equivalent of masturbating sarcastically and/or angrily

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Sunday, 24 May 2009 14:39 (seventeen years ago)

badly

caek, Sunday, 24 May 2009 14:47 (seventeen years ago)

trolly

the dessert speaks (gabbneb), Sunday, 24 May 2009 14:56 (seventeen years ago)

slowly

goodbye horses, I'm crying over you (Mulvaney), Sunday, 24 May 2009 15:30 (seventeen years ago)

I'm going to disagree with silently. Although maybe not an ideal situation sometimes it's necessary.
― TAT THY SAD EAGLE (ENBB), Sunday, May 24, 2009 10:13 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

like at work, school, or church

goodbye horses, I'm crying over you (Mulvaney), Sunday, 24 May 2009 15:31 (seventeen years ago)

majestically

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Sunday, 24 May 2009 16:21 (seventeen years ago)

glacially
massively

Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Sunday, 24 May 2009 16:22 (seventeen years ago)

masturbating graciously has a great ring to it btw

❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉Plaxico❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉ (I know, right?), Sunday, 24 May 2009 16:23 (seventeen years ago)

so does reverentially

❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉Plaxico❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉ (I know, right?), Sunday, 24 May 2009 16:25 (seventeen years ago)

frankishly
blessedly
fiendishly
umbrageously
masterfully

Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Sunday, 24 May 2009 16:26 (seventeen years ago)

territorially

resistance is feudal (WmC), Sunday, 24 May 2009 16:29 (seventeen years ago)

officially

Maltodextrin, Sunday, 24 May 2009 16:47 (seventeen years ago)

haha

s1ocki, Sunday, 24 May 2009 16:53 (seventeen years ago)

unofficially

s1ocki, Sunday, 24 May 2009 16:56 (seventeen years ago)

stylishly

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Sunday, 24 May 2009 17:02 (seventeen years ago)

arhythmically

❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉Plaxico❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉ (I know, right?), Sunday, 24 May 2009 17:18 (seventeen years ago)

serendipitously

I've never heard of a single one of those blogs. (Matt P), Sunday, 24 May 2009 17:50 (seventeen years ago)

miserly

I've never heard of a single one of those blogs. (Matt P), Sunday, 24 May 2009 17:52 (seventeen years ago)

patronizingly

s1ocki, Sunday, 24 May 2009 17:53 (seventeen years ago)

fortuitously

hell bus ride (harbl), Sunday, 24 May 2009 17:56 (seventeen years ago)

squeamishly

I've never heard of a single one of those blogs. (Matt P), Sunday, 24 May 2009 17:59 (seventeen years ago)

arrogantly

Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Sunday, 24 May 2009 17:59 (seventeen years ago)

coincidentally

I've never heard of a single one of those blogs. (Matt P), Sunday, 24 May 2009 17:59 (seventeen years ago)

matter-of-factly

man see 'roo (unregistered), Sunday, 24 May 2009 18:07 (seventeen years ago)

bookishly

man see 'roo (unregistered), Sunday, 24 May 2009 18:08 (seventeen years ago)

instructively

man see 'roo (unregistered), Sunday, 24 May 2009 18:08 (seventeen years ago)

penetratingly

man see 'roo (unregistered), Sunday, 24 May 2009 18:08 (seventeen years ago)

disingenuously

Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Sunday, 24 May 2009 18:12 (seventeen years ago)

archly

I've never heard of a single one of those blogs. (Matt P), Sunday, 24 May 2009 18:13 (seventeen years ago)

inquisitively

Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Sunday, 24 May 2009 18:18 (seventeen years ago)

peripatetically

la belle dame sans serif (c sharp major), Sunday, 24 May 2009 18:39 (seventeen years ago)

ignorantly

Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Sunday, 24 May 2009 18:43 (seventeen years ago)

itinerantly

Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Sunday, 24 May 2009 18:43 (seventeen years ago)

flatly

hell bus ride (harbl), Sunday, 24 May 2009 18:44 (seventeen years ago)

unconsciously

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Sunday, 24 May 2009 19:19 (seventeen years ago)

specifically

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Sunday, 24 May 2009 19:24 (seventeen years ago)

hardly

Is it me? am I the winner here? (james k polk), Sunday, 24 May 2009 19:38 (seventeen years ago)

aerobically
blindly
caustically
distractedly
ethereally
fleetingly
garishly
helpfully
intellectually
jokingly
knowingly
liberally
myopically
neutrally
optimistically
parsimoniously
quixotically
rambunctiously
sparingly
thinly
unenthusiastically
venereally
widdershins
xenophobically
yearly
zealously

resistance is feudal (WmC), Sunday, 24 May 2009 19:51 (seventeen years ago)

i dunno about you but i know that have masturbated zealously many times

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Sunday, 24 May 2009 19:54 (seventeen years ago)

yeah I didn't look through the Zs very hard

resistance is feudal (WmC), Sunday, 24 May 2009 19:55 (seventeen years ago)

religiously

snoball, Sunday, 24 May 2009 19:57 (seventeen years ago)

onanistically

snoball, Sunday, 24 May 2009 19:57 (seventeen years ago)

mutually

snoball, Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:01 (seventeen years ago)

yearly could work too, like maybe only on xmas or something

hell bus ride (harbl), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:05 (seventeen years ago)

estela/harbl predictably winning this one so far xp

Local Gouda (country matters), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:06 (seventeen years ago)

what i have made like 2 posts?

hell bus ride (harbl), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:06 (seventeen years ago)

louis i hope you weren't masturbating garishly when you wrote that

hell bus ride (harbl), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:07 (seventeen years ago)

diagonally
fearfully

snoball, Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:09 (seventeen years ago)

"fortuitously" was lolz xxp like "and i somehow found myself masturbating! what a stroke of luck!" heehee

was not masturbating, garishly or otherwise, but if i have one offering, it is

agriculturally

Local Gouda (country matters), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:10 (seventeen years ago)

catholically

hell bus ride (harbl), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:11 (seventeen years ago)

dismissively

Local Gouda (country matters), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:13 (seventeen years ago)

spasmodically

snoball, Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:14 (seventeen years ago)

systematically

hell bus ride (harbl), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:15 (seventeen years ago)

plangently

la belle dame sans serif (c sharp major), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:16 (seventeen years ago)

especially

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:16 (seventeen years ago)

tacitly

hell bus ride (harbl), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:16 (seventeen years ago)

contrafribularly
anispeptically
frasmotically
compunctuously

snoball, Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:17 (seventeen years ago)

i dont want to be a thread killer here but i think a LOT of these adverbs do go with the verb masturbate

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:17 (seventeen years ago)

max otm, snoball you are an especial offender in that regard sorry dude ;_;

Local Gouda (country matters), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:18 (seventeen years ago)

max u are just not literal enough--u think masturbation is some type of metaphor

hell bus ride (harbl), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:18 (seventeen years ago)

hair-splittingly

snoball, Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:18 (seventeen years ago)

apologetically

Local Gouda (country matters), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:18 (seventeen years ago)

I once read a review of a Suede gig where the journalist wrote that "Butler snapped wristily at his machine"

snoball, Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:20 (seventeen years ago)

apoplectically

snoball, Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:20 (seventeen years ago)

apocalyptically

snoball, Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:21 (seventeen years ago)

is "miserly" an adjective not an adverb

I've never heard of a single one of those blogs. (Matt P), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:22 (seventeen years ago)

miserlily

hell bus ride (harbl), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:22 (seventeen years ago)

in a miserly fashion

hell bus ride (harbl), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:22 (seventeen years ago)

o_O

I've never heard of a single one of those blogs. (Matt P), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:23 (seventeen years ago)

english is so hard, sometimes

I've never heard of a single one of those blogs. (Matt P), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:24 (seventeen years ago)

avuncularly

estela, Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:24 (seventeen years ago)

maternally

hell bus ride (harbl), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:24 (seventeen years ago)

frostily

estela, Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:25 (seventeen years ago)

see, the thread just got good again

Local Gouda (country matters), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:26 (seventeen years ago)

"apocalyptically" wasn't bad snoball, you can have that one

Local Gouda (country matters), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:27 (seventeen years ago)

^^creepily

I've never heard of a single one of those blogs. (Matt P), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:27 (seventeen years ago)

estela/harbl predictably winning this one so far xp

― Local Gouda (country matters), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:06

sycophantically

Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:28 (seventeen years ago)

musically

macaulay culkin's bukkake shocker (bug), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:29 (seventeen years ago)

underhandedly

man see 'roo (unregistered), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:29 (seventeen years ago)

oh, wait

man see 'roo (unregistered), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:30 (seventeen years ago)

toothily

estela, Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:30 (seventeen years ago)

epically

Local Gouda (country matters), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:37 (seventeen years ago)

almost

man see 'roo (unregistered), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:37 (seventeen years ago)

^win

Local Gouda (country matters), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:39 (seventeen years ago)

victoriously

Local Gouda (country matters), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:39 (seventeen years ago)

splenetically

la belle dame sans serif (c sharp major), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:41 (seventeen years ago)

splendiferously

la belle dame sans serif (c sharp major), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:41 (seventeen years ago)

obsolescently

la belle dame sans serif (c sharp major), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:42 (seventeen years ago)

absorbently

la belle dame sans serif (c sharp major), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:43 (seventeen years ago)

publicly

snoball, Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:43 (seventeen years ago)

iirc

man see 'roo (unregistered), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:43 (seventeen years ago)

imo

man see 'roo (unregistered), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:43 (seventeen years ago)

afaik

man see 'roo (unregistered), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:43 (seventeen years ago)

irl

man see 'roo (unregistered), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:43 (seventeen years ago)

tbh

man see 'roo (unregistered), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:46 (seventeen years ago)

estela/harbl predictably winning this one so far xp

― Local Gouda (country matters), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:06

sycophantically

― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Sunday, May 24, 2009 4:28 PM

brown-nosingly?

man see 'roo (unregistered), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:51 (seventeen years ago)

great thread

Local Garda, Monday, 25 May 2009 11:51 (seventeen years ago)

bug for may 1p3 mvp imo

i am rubber, turkoglu (k3vin k.), Monday, 25 May 2009 16:13 (seventeen years ago)

morbidly

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Monday, 25 May 2009 18:51 (seventeen years ago)

dinosaurishley

dice in my pockets (csa), Monday, 25 May 2009 18:57 (seventeen years ago)

adverts that just don't go with the verb "masturbate"

mordor was the place (Lamp), Monday, 25 May 2009 19:00 (seventeen years ago)

"Hamlet, the masturbation cigar"

snoball, Monday, 25 May 2009 21:08 (seventeen years ago)

erroneously

s1ocki, Monday, 25 May 2009 21:13 (seventeen years ago)

ethically
sustainably

Maltodextrin, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 01:13 (seventeen years ago)

quaintly
quizzically
punctually
shrilly
sympathetically
tenderly
unaccountably
vivaciously

litcofsky, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 02:01 (seventeen years ago)

professionally

excuse me coop while i try my hand at a little counter esperanto (nickalicious), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 02:01 (seventeen years ago)

gingerly

excuse me coop while i try my hand at a little counter esperanto (nickalicious), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 02:01 (seventeen years ago)

never

excuse me coop while i try my hand at a little counter esperanto (nickalicious), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 02:03 (seventeen years ago)

fatally

Local Gouda (country matters), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 02:08 (seventeen years ago)

idk did you ever see Clerks?

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 02:09 (seventeen years ago)

bug for may 1p3 mvp imo

<3

macaulay culkin's bukkake shocker (bug), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 03:04 (seventeen years ago)

surgically

pimpagon (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 03:08 (seventeen years ago)

destructively
corrosively
quantitatively

pimpagon (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 03:10 (seventeen years ago)

infinitesimally

pimpagon (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 03:11 (seventeen years ago)

also, infinitely

pimpagon (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 03:11 (seventeen years ago)

intravenously
charmingly
miraculously
intrinsically
sneeringly

pimpagon (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 03:16 (seventeen years ago)

lackadaisically

wilter, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 03:18 (seventeen years ago)

biennially

wilter, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 03:19 (seventeen years ago)

smugly

estela, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 05:52 (seventeen years ago)

grimly

estela, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 05:58 (seventeen years ago)

wanly

estela, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 06:01 (seventeen years ago)

grimly

grimly, masturbate

King Boy Little Pattie (sic), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 13:11 (seventeen years ago)

incorrectly

s1ocki, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 13:21 (seventeen years ago)

generously

sad blue nose hybrid with shit football crew (country matters), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 13:22 (seventeen years ago)

vituperatively
egregiously

Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 13:25 (seventeen years ago)

threateningly

sad blue nose hybrid with shit football crew (country matters), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 13:25 (seventeen years ago)

What, no 'limply'?

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 14:40 (seventeen years ago)

morally

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 14:41 (seventeen years ago)

occasionally

snoball, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:44 (seventeen years ago)

flounderingly

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 17:17 (seventeen years ago)


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