adverbs that just don't go with the verb "masturbate"

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accidentally
persuasively
ironically

macaulay culkin's bukkake shocker (bug), Sunday, 24 May 2009 08:31 (sixteen years ago)

you really don't think one could persuasively masturbate?

'entertainment purposes' ONLY! (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 24 May 2009 08:33 (sixteen years ago)

to persuade whom to do what?

macaulay culkin's bukkake shocker (bug), Sunday, 24 May 2009 08:34 (sixteen years ago)

meticulously

s1ocki, Sunday, 24 May 2009 08:45 (sixteen years ago)

loftily

estela, Sunday, 24 May 2009 08:48 (sixteen years ago)

charitably

❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉Plaxico❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉ (I know, right?), Sunday, 24 May 2009 08:50 (sixteen years ago)

infrequently

iatee, Sunday, 24 May 2009 09:09 (sixteen years ago)

silently

resistance is feudal (WmC), Sunday, 24 May 2009 13:36 (sixteen years ago)

soulfully

don't mean to be a dream hater but ooh shit damn (some dude), Sunday, 24 May 2009 14:07 (sixteen years ago)

charitably

― ❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉Plaxico❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉ (I know, right?), Sunday, May 24, 2009 4:50 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark



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PappaWheelie V, Sunday, 24 May 2009 14:12 (sixteen years ago)

I'm going to disagree with silently. Although maybe not an ideal situation sometimes it's necessary.

TAT THY SAD EAGLE (ENBB), Sunday, 24 May 2009 14:13 (sixteen years ago)

mysteriously

Local Garda, Sunday, 24 May 2009 14:28 (sixteen years ago)

sarcastically

Local Garda, Sunday, 24 May 2009 14:28 (sixteen years ago)

angrily

Local Garda, Sunday, 24 May 2009 14:28 (sixteen years ago)

i would say that a good 65-70% of ilx posts are the equivalent of masturbating sarcastically and/or angrily

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Sunday, 24 May 2009 14:39 (sixteen years ago)

badly

caek, Sunday, 24 May 2009 14:47 (sixteen years ago)

trolly

the dessert speaks (gabbneb), Sunday, 24 May 2009 14:56 (sixteen years ago)

slowly

goodbye horses, I'm crying over you (Mulvaney), Sunday, 24 May 2009 15:30 (sixteen years ago)

I'm going to disagree with silently. Although maybe not an ideal situation sometimes it's necessary.
― TAT THY SAD EAGLE (ENBB), Sunday, May 24, 2009 10:13 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

like at work, school, or church

goodbye horses, I'm crying over you (Mulvaney), Sunday, 24 May 2009 15:31 (sixteen years ago)

majestically

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Sunday, 24 May 2009 16:21 (sixteen years ago)

glacially
massively

Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Sunday, 24 May 2009 16:22 (sixteen years ago)

masturbating graciously has a great ring to it btw

❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉Plaxico❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉ (I know, right?), Sunday, 24 May 2009 16:23 (sixteen years ago)

so does reverentially

❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉Plaxico❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉ (I know, right?), Sunday, 24 May 2009 16:25 (sixteen years ago)

frankishly
blessedly
fiendishly
umbrageously
masterfully

Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Sunday, 24 May 2009 16:26 (sixteen years ago)

territorially

resistance is feudal (WmC), Sunday, 24 May 2009 16:29 (sixteen years ago)

officially

Maltodextrin, Sunday, 24 May 2009 16:47 (sixteen years ago)

haha

s1ocki, Sunday, 24 May 2009 16:53 (sixteen years ago)

unofficially

s1ocki, Sunday, 24 May 2009 16:56 (sixteen years ago)

stylishly

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Sunday, 24 May 2009 17:02 (sixteen years ago)

arhythmically

❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉Plaxico❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉ (I know, right?), Sunday, 24 May 2009 17:18 (sixteen years ago)

serendipitously

I've never heard of a single one of those blogs. (Matt P), Sunday, 24 May 2009 17:50 (sixteen years ago)

miserly

I've never heard of a single one of those blogs. (Matt P), Sunday, 24 May 2009 17:52 (sixteen years ago)

patronizingly

s1ocki, Sunday, 24 May 2009 17:53 (sixteen years ago)

fortuitously

hell bus ride (harbl), Sunday, 24 May 2009 17:56 (sixteen years ago)

squeamishly

I've never heard of a single one of those blogs. (Matt P), Sunday, 24 May 2009 17:59 (sixteen years ago)

arrogantly

Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Sunday, 24 May 2009 17:59 (sixteen years ago)

coincidentally

I've never heard of a single one of those blogs. (Matt P), Sunday, 24 May 2009 17:59 (sixteen years ago)

matter-of-factly

man see 'roo (unregistered), Sunday, 24 May 2009 18:07 (sixteen years ago)

bookishly

man see 'roo (unregistered), Sunday, 24 May 2009 18:08 (sixteen years ago)

instructively

man see 'roo (unregistered), Sunday, 24 May 2009 18:08 (sixteen years ago)

penetratingly

man see 'roo (unregistered), Sunday, 24 May 2009 18:08 (sixteen years ago)

disingenuously

Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Sunday, 24 May 2009 18:12 (sixteen years ago)

archly

I've never heard of a single one of those blogs. (Matt P), Sunday, 24 May 2009 18:13 (sixteen years ago)

inquisitively

Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Sunday, 24 May 2009 18:18 (sixteen years ago)

peripatetically

la belle dame sans serif (c sharp major), Sunday, 24 May 2009 18:39 (sixteen years ago)

ignorantly

Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Sunday, 24 May 2009 18:43 (sixteen years ago)

itinerantly

Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Sunday, 24 May 2009 18:43 (sixteen years ago)

flatly

hell bus ride (harbl), Sunday, 24 May 2009 18:44 (sixteen years ago)

unconsciously

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Sunday, 24 May 2009 19:19 (sixteen years ago)

specifically

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Sunday, 24 May 2009 19:24 (sixteen years ago)

hardly

Is it me? am I the winner here? (james k polk), Sunday, 24 May 2009 19:38 (sixteen years ago)

aerobically
blindly
caustically
distractedly
ethereally
fleetingly
garishly
helpfully
intellectually
jokingly
knowingly
liberally
myopically
neutrally
optimistically
parsimoniously
quixotically
rambunctiously
sparingly
thinly
unenthusiastically
venereally
widdershins
xenophobically
yearly
zealously

resistance is feudal (WmC), Sunday, 24 May 2009 19:51 (sixteen years ago)

i dunno about you but i know that have masturbated zealously many times

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Sunday, 24 May 2009 19:54 (sixteen years ago)

yeah I didn't look through the Zs very hard

resistance is feudal (WmC), Sunday, 24 May 2009 19:55 (sixteen years ago)

religiously

snoball, Sunday, 24 May 2009 19:57 (sixteen years ago)

onanistically

snoball, Sunday, 24 May 2009 19:57 (sixteen years ago)

mutually

snoball, Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:01 (sixteen years ago)

yearly could work too, like maybe only on xmas or something

hell bus ride (harbl), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:05 (sixteen years ago)

estela/harbl predictably winning this one so far xp

Local Gouda (country matters), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:06 (sixteen years ago)

what i have made like 2 posts?

hell bus ride (harbl), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:06 (sixteen years ago)

louis i hope you weren't masturbating garishly when you wrote that

hell bus ride (harbl), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:07 (sixteen years ago)

diagonally
fearfully

snoball, Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:09 (sixteen years ago)

"fortuitously" was lolz xxp like "and i somehow found myself masturbating! what a stroke of luck!" heehee

was not masturbating, garishly or otherwise, but if i have one offering, it is

agriculturally

Local Gouda (country matters), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:10 (sixteen years ago)

catholically

hell bus ride (harbl), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:11 (sixteen years ago)

dismissively

Local Gouda (country matters), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:13 (sixteen years ago)

spasmodically

snoball, Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:14 (sixteen years ago)

systematically

hell bus ride (harbl), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:15 (sixteen years ago)

plangently

la belle dame sans serif (c sharp major), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:16 (sixteen years ago)

especially

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:16 (sixteen years ago)

tacitly

hell bus ride (harbl), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:16 (sixteen years ago)

contrafribularly
anispeptically
frasmotically
compunctuously

snoball, Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:17 (sixteen years ago)

i dont want to be a thread killer here but i think a LOT of these adverbs do go with the verb masturbate

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:17 (sixteen years ago)

max otm, snoball you are an especial offender in that regard sorry dude ;_;

Local Gouda (country matters), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:18 (sixteen years ago)

max u are just not literal enough--u think masturbation is some type of metaphor

hell bus ride (harbl), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:18 (sixteen years ago)

hair-splittingly

snoball, Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:18 (sixteen years ago)

apologetically

Local Gouda (country matters), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:18 (sixteen years ago)

I once read a review of a Suede gig where the journalist wrote that "Butler snapped wristily at his machine"

snoball, Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:20 (sixteen years ago)

apoplectically

snoball, Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:20 (sixteen years ago)

apocalyptically

snoball, Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:21 (sixteen years ago)

is "miserly" an adjective not an adverb

I've never heard of a single one of those blogs. (Matt P), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:22 (sixteen years ago)

miserlily

hell bus ride (harbl), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:22 (sixteen years ago)

in a miserly fashion

hell bus ride (harbl), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:22 (sixteen years ago)

o_O

I've never heard of a single one of those blogs. (Matt P), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:23 (sixteen years ago)

english is so hard, sometimes

I've never heard of a single one of those blogs. (Matt P), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:24 (sixteen years ago)

avuncularly

estela, Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:24 (sixteen years ago)

maternally

hell bus ride (harbl), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:24 (sixteen years ago)

frostily

estela, Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:25 (sixteen years ago)

see, the thread just got good again

Local Gouda (country matters), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:26 (sixteen years ago)

"apocalyptically" wasn't bad snoball, you can have that one

Local Gouda (country matters), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:27 (sixteen years ago)

^^creepily

I've never heard of a single one of those blogs. (Matt P), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:27 (sixteen years ago)

estela/harbl predictably winning this one so far xp

― Local Gouda (country matters), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:06

sycophantically

Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:28 (sixteen years ago)

musically

macaulay culkin's bukkake shocker (bug), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:29 (sixteen years ago)

underhandedly

man see 'roo (unregistered), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:29 (sixteen years ago)

oh, wait

man see 'roo (unregistered), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:30 (sixteen years ago)

toothily

estela, Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:30 (sixteen years ago)

epically

Local Gouda (country matters), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:37 (sixteen years ago)

almost

man see 'roo (unregistered), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:37 (sixteen years ago)

^win

Local Gouda (country matters), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:39 (sixteen years ago)

victoriously

Local Gouda (country matters), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:39 (sixteen years ago)

splenetically

la belle dame sans serif (c sharp major), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:41 (sixteen years ago)

splendiferously

la belle dame sans serif (c sharp major), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:41 (sixteen years ago)

obsolescently

la belle dame sans serif (c sharp major), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:42 (sixteen years ago)

absorbently

la belle dame sans serif (c sharp major), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)

publicly

snoball, Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)

iirc

man see 'roo (unregistered), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)

imo

man see 'roo (unregistered), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)

afaik

man see 'roo (unregistered), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)

irl

man see 'roo (unregistered), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:43 (sixteen years ago)

tbh

man see 'roo (unregistered), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:46 (sixteen years ago)

estela/harbl predictably winning this one so far xp

― Local Gouda (country matters), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:06

sycophantically

― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Sunday, May 24, 2009 4:28 PM

brown-nosingly?

man see 'roo (unregistered), Sunday, 24 May 2009 20:51 (sixteen years ago)

great thread

Local Garda, Monday, 25 May 2009 11:51 (sixteen years ago)

bug for may 1p3 mvp imo

i am rubber, turkoglu (k3vin k.), Monday, 25 May 2009 16:13 (sixteen years ago)

morbidly

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Monday, 25 May 2009 18:51 (sixteen years ago)

dinosaurishley

dice in my pockets (csa), Monday, 25 May 2009 18:57 (sixteen years ago)

adverts that just don't go with the verb "masturbate"

mordor was the place (Lamp), Monday, 25 May 2009 19:00 (sixteen years ago)

"Hamlet, the masturbation cigar"

snoball, Monday, 25 May 2009 21:08 (sixteen years ago)

erroneously

s1ocki, Monday, 25 May 2009 21:13 (sixteen years ago)

ethically
sustainably

Maltodextrin, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 01:13 (sixteen years ago)

quaintly
quizzically
punctually
shrilly
sympathetically
tenderly
unaccountably
vivaciously

litcofsky, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 02:01 (sixteen years ago)

professionally

excuse me coop while i try my hand at a little counter esperanto (nickalicious), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 02:01 (sixteen years ago)

gingerly

excuse me coop while i try my hand at a little counter esperanto (nickalicious), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 02:01 (sixteen years ago)

never

excuse me coop while i try my hand at a little counter esperanto (nickalicious), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 02:03 (sixteen years ago)

fatally

Local Gouda (country matters), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 02:08 (sixteen years ago)

idk did you ever see Clerks?

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 02:09 (sixteen years ago)

bug for may 1p3 mvp imo

<3

macaulay culkin's bukkake shocker (bug), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 03:04 (sixteen years ago)

surgically

pimpagon (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 03:08 (sixteen years ago)

destructively
corrosively
quantitatively

pimpagon (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 03:10 (sixteen years ago)

infinitesimally

pimpagon (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 03:11 (sixteen years ago)

also, infinitely

pimpagon (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 03:11 (sixteen years ago)

intravenously
charmingly
miraculously
intrinsically
sneeringly

pimpagon (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 03:16 (sixteen years ago)

lackadaisically

wilter, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 03:18 (sixteen years ago)

biennially

wilter, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 03:19 (sixteen years ago)

smugly

estela, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 05:52 (sixteen years ago)

grimly

estela, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 05:58 (sixteen years ago)

wanly

estela, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 06:01 (sixteen years ago)

grimly

grimly, masturbate

King Boy Little Pattie (sic), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 13:11 (sixteen years ago)

incorrectly

s1ocki, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 13:21 (sixteen years ago)

generously

sad blue nose hybrid with shit football crew (country matters), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 13:22 (sixteen years ago)

vituperatively
egregiously

Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 13:25 (sixteen years ago)

threateningly

sad blue nose hybrid with shit football crew (country matters), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 13:25 (sixteen years ago)

What, no 'limply'?

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 14:40 (sixteen years ago)

morally

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 14:41 (sixteen years ago)

occasionally

snoball, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:44 (sixteen years ago)

flounderingly

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 17:17 (sixteen years ago)


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