"-/
― k. k3ller & public admin log (The Reverend), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:15 (sixteen years ago)
lol. I've apparently posted 5.7k messages.
I'm a slacker.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 3 August 2009 22:16 (sixteen years ago)
7935?! WTF?! OK, officially too much time on ILX. (this one makes 7936)
― grocery groin (snoball), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:17 (sixteen years ago)
You have posted 11,231 messages
― sir-mounter (Eric H.), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:18 (sixteen years ago)
You have posted 3,673 messages
― carne asada, Monday, 3 August 2009 22:18 (sixteen years ago)
You have posted 10,028 messages
― SNaKaTTaK (goole), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:18 (sixteen years ago)
You have posted 10,029
― SNaKaTTaK (goole), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:19 (sixteen years ago)
messages
no wait, sorry
You have posted 10,031 messages
You have posted 22,740 messages
― max, Monday, 3 August 2009 22:21 (sixteen years ago)
You have posted 8,516 messages
― hello you are very gnocchi i would like taco you in the (country matters), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:23 (sixteen years ago)
Just Got Offed has posted 12,071 messages
― hello you are very gnocchi i would like taco you in the (country matters), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:25 (sixteen years ago)
^^ including some of the most memorable ones in ilx history.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:27 (sixteen years ago)
stats for Haberdager and unfished business remain unclear at this stage
― hello you are very gnocchi i would like taco you in the (country matters), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:28 (sixteen years ago)
You have posted 23,780 messages
― ian, Monday, 3 August 2009 22:30 (sixteen years ago)
You have posted 1,591 messages
Wow. I've always thought of myself as pretty much a lurker. I guess I am, relatively speaking. But still.
― Signing your smoothie with my food pen (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:46 (sixteen years ago)
you have to break 2.5% of ned's post total to not be a lurker anymore
― SNaKaTTaK (goole), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:48 (sixteen years ago)
You have posted 8,042 messages
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:51 (sixteen years ago)
no wait
You have posted 8,043 messages
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:52 (sixteen years ago)
shit this thing keeps changing
You have posted 8,044 messages
how do I stop it do I unplug computer
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:53 (sixteen years ago)
how do i shot
― bind music up, scratch my discs up (Matt P), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:55 (sixteen years ago)
(stupid)
too many. i think this stat is meant to depress traffic. or just the users.
― Indiana Morbs and the Curse of the Ivy League Chorister (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:58 (sixteen years ago)
You have posted 14,238 messages
― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Monday, 3 August 2009 22:59 (sixteen years ago)
how do u find out
― SBed à part (s1ocki), Monday, 3 August 2009 23:09 (sixteen years ago)
it's at the top of the page when you click on Boards.
― estela, Monday, 3 August 2009 23:11 (sixteen years ago)
You have posted 32 messages
― SBed à part (s1ocki), Monday, 3 August 2009 23:13 (sixteen years ago)
You have posted 18,342 messages
^^^ and this is just with this account I assume!!
― 51 is the loneliest number (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 3 August 2009 23:22 (sixteen years ago)
You have posted 5,032 messages
i was quite shocked by this but now i see how restrained i have been.
― estela, Monday, 3 August 2009 23:26 (sixteen years ago)
tsk
― hello you are very gnocchi i would like taco you in the (country matters), Monday, 3 August 2009 23:27 (sixteen years ago)
i entreat you to change your display name.
― estela, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:05 (sixteen years ago)
maybe he could change it to camembert and choco taco ...
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:06 (sixteen years ago)
roger that
― breastela (country matters), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:10 (sixteen years ago)
isn't that a britishism for something NSFW?
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:13 (sixteen years ago)
not sure who it is that's fuckin with me but mine reads
You have posted 1 message but you've posted it 7330 times
very fucking funny dan or whoever
― the evil genius of Zaiger Genetics (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:13 (sixteen years ago)
omg
― Le Batsman Ivre (country matters), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:14 (sixteen years ago)
sarahel, i think you might enjoy 'dyson with death' on youtube.
― estela, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:14 (sixteen years ago)
louis I don't know if you're aware of this but you can get amazing bargains on florida swampland right now and I am keen to sell you some
― the evil genius of Zaiger Genetics (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:15 (sixteen years ago)
^^^ closer to good Mexican food!
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:16 (sixteen years ago)
youtube, sarahel, youtube.
― estela, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:18 (sixteen years ago)
how do you do this?
― clouds taste metallica (jdchurchill), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:19 (sixteen years ago)
I just went to ilxor.com & it redirected me to youtube where a video of HI DERE in a pope hat saying "you post too much" popped up
― the evil genius of Zaiger Genetics (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:19 (sixteen years ago)
if i can defeat SB i can defeat global warming and hell those 'gators don't stand a chance
― Le Batsman Ivre (country matters), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:23 (sixteen years ago)
up front you can have all the royalties for my upcoming covers project, y/n
― Le Batsman Ivre (country matters), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:24 (sixteen years ago)
LJ if we did a poll of songs you should cover, would you do the winner(s) and post the result on youtube for us?
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:26 (sixteen years ago)
only if TMG was the only act polled, and if JD was forced to appraise the results
― Le Batsman Ivre (country matters), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:28 (sixteen years ago)
nah, it's up to you. no predictable choices is my sole request
― Le Batsman Ivre (country matters), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:29 (sixteen years ago)
you have to change all the words to "taco" though
― the evil genius of Zaiger Genetics (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:29 (sixteen years ago)
or CD binders.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:32 (sixteen years ago)
snaps i've only posted 134looks like somebody gotta git bizy!also i don't believe i've ever appraised anything
― clouds taste metallica (jdchurchill), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:32 (sixteen years ago)
^^ think he's referring to J0hn
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:34 (sixteen years ago)
right
― clouds taste metallica (jdchurchill), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:34 (sixteen years ago)
though a panel of judges - all with the initials JD would be good, too.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:35 (sixteen years ago)
i was about to grant JDC a place on the judging panel
― Le Batsman Ivre (country matters), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:36 (sixteen years ago)
only if TMG was the only act polled, and if JD was forced to appraise the results― Le Batsman Ivre (country matters), Tuesday, August 4, 2009 12:28 AM (7 minutes ago)
― Le Batsman Ivre (country matters), Tuesday, August 4, 2009 12:28 AM (7 minutes ago)
They Might be Giants
― 7th joker card is rhe crul ringmaster (jjjusten), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:37 (sixteen years ago)
and the Zach Braff character from Scrubs
― Le Batsman Ivre (country matters), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:38 (sixteen years ago)
it would work in some horrendous, kooky way
I have a friend whose initials are JD, she works with autistic kids. She'd be a great judge.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:39 (sixteen years ago)
no it is important that j0hn D be forced to choose a They Might (be) Giants song for you because that is part of the painful hilarity xpost
― 7th joker card is rhe crul ringmaster (jjjusten), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:40 (sixteen years ago)
You have posted 26,772 messages
― heave imho (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:45 (sixteen years ago)
hey it was my idea, and I declare a They Might be Giants ban.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:46 (sixteen years ago)
TOO BAD
― 7th joker card is rhe crul ringmaster (jjjusten), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:51 (sixteen years ago)
this?
― clouds taste metallica (jdchurchill), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:51 (sixteen years ago)
JJusten - you can start your own LJ cover poll -- if we can have a gazillion Sonic Youth album polls ...
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:52 (sixteen years ago)
see now we're at the point in the my-day-job-related discourse where I have something funny I want to share, but can't, because you can't talk out of school, but trust me, it's a riot, so give me my lols whether I have earned them or not
― the evil genius of Zaiger Genetics (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:59 (sixteen years ago)
you may have an affectionate display name
― They Mountain Goats (country matters), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 01:01 (sixteen years ago)
so JD obv it is time for a covert tribute album called They M0untain G1ants
― 7th joker card is rhe crul ringmaster (jjjusten), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 01:05 (sixteen years ago)
M0untin G0ats, like this?
http://www.wefindthestuff.com/photo/59.jpg
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 01:07 (sixteen years ago)
You have posted 36,156 messages
― scott seward, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 01:07 (sixteen years ago)
what do i win!!??
your own vinyl borad!
― 7th joker card is rhe crul ringmaster (jjjusten), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 01:08 (sixteen years ago)
i will cover one of your decibel reviews, in song
― They Mountain Goats (country matters), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 01:09 (sixteen years ago)
also I will promise to googleproof
― They Mounta1n G0ats (country matters), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 01:10 (sixteen years ago)
half of that is pictures. i kinda went off the deep end there for a while.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 01:10 (sixteen years ago)
louis, change your name to something that doesn't make me want to murder you & myself, thanks
― the evil genius of Zaiger Genetics (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 01:15 (sixteen years ago)
the final dregs of inspiration have been sieved from my turgid cranium, there is only defeat now
― (country matters) (country matters) (country matters) (country matters), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 01:19 (sixteen years ago)
lollllll louis I have to give you credit when you bring an honest lol it delivers the goods
― the evil genius of Zaiger Genetics (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 01:24 (sixteen years ago)
You have posted 8,943 messages and most of them have been boring BS.
― MY NAME IS ERICA AND I AM FUNKY (& eclectic) (ENBB), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 01:25 (sixteen years ago)
You have posted 6,963 messages
― "woah man, flügelhorn" (haitch), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 01:26 (sixteen years ago)
― the evil genius of Zaiger Genetics (J0hn D.), Monday, August 3, 2009 8:19 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I hope he was saying it to the tune of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzSMvFP6mdg
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 01:42 (sixteen years ago)
You have posted 4,198 messages
roughly 1.8 per day since the first o_O
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 02:32 (sixteen years ago)
You have posted 15,813 messages jesus fuck fuck o god
― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 02:34 (sixteen years ago)
You have posted 7,130 messages
There's seriously no way that's right! I would have guessed 600 or 700
― Dan I., Tuesday, 4 August 2009 04:28 (sixteen years ago)
On second thought, there really is no way that's right. Even 600 is too high. I say this post count thing is bullshit!
― Dan I., Tuesday, 4 August 2009 04:32 (sixteen years ago)
i demand to see all 15,813 messages
― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 04:35 (sixteen years ago)
start with most recent posts, keep clicking. forever.
― 7th joker card is rhe crul ringmaster (jjjusten), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 05:03 (sixteen years ago)
You have posted 28,663 messages
:/
Thats what I get for havening the same login email thing since day one, I guess. And talking shite.
― seagulls are assholes (Trayce), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 07:25 (sixteen years ago)
42,626 hooray
― more posts that will never be released (electricsound), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 08:32 (sixteen years ago)
and barely a shred of content between em
― more posts that will never be released (electricsound), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 08:33 (sixteen years ago)
5,678
― look for the middle-aged man wearing a sonic youth t-shirt (Tape Store), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 08:33 (sixteen years ago)
Youtube:Videos Watched: 25,129
― look for the middle-aged man wearing a sonic youth t-shirt (Tape Store), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 08:34 (sixteen years ago)
8,035
jesus.
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 09:49 (sixteen years ago)
― seagulls are assholes (Trayce), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 08:25 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― MY NAME IS ERICA AND I AM FUNKY (& eclectic) (ENBB), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 02:25 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
RONG AND RONG
tsk the pair of you.
― N1ck (Upt0eleven), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 09:53 (sixteen years ago)
It's right - it shouldn't be too much of a surprise - you've been posting and using the same login ID since October 2001.
― Keith, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 10:06 (sixteen years ago)
i am responsible for .1% of ILX's total posts.
― Bobkate Goldtwat (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 10:32 (sixteen years ago)
You have posted 1,283 messages
― rutgen cyb0rger (gnarly sceptre), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 14:51 (sixteen years ago)
You have posted 49,241 messages
― jaymc, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 15:14 (sixteen years ago)
You have posted 8,000 messages
― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 15:24 (sixteen years ago)
7,397,826 messages You have posted 7,660 messages
― jergins, Thursday, 6 August 2009 06:03 (sixteen years ago)
You have posted 19,313 messages
Props for Rev for doing almost the same amount as me in less than half the time!
― Tuomas, Thursday, 6 August 2009 12:02 (sixteen years ago)
I wonder what should be my 20,000th message? Needs to be something memorable.
― Tuomas, Thursday, 6 August 2009 12:03 (sixteen years ago)
This reminds me of the time I drove a car and watched the odometer pass through 50,000 miles.
― grocery groin (snoball), Thursday, 6 August 2009 12:10 (sixteen years ago)
You have posted 10,089 messages
kinell
― the godwin grech from the hilarious "harry potter" books (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 7 August 2009 08:33 (sixteen years ago)
You have posted 1,771 messages
this seems far too low unless the system doesn't count "lol" as a post
― BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 7 August 2009 17:35 (sixteen years ago)
Yeah, surely you've posted much more than that... Have you had different logins, or has it always been the same?
― Tuomas, Saturday, 8 August 2009 11:57 (sixteen years ago)
BIG HOOS aka the small epenis man
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 8 August 2009 11:58 (sixteen years ago)
You have posted 27,911 messages
― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Monday, 10 August 2009 04:48 (sixteen years ago)
You have posted 9,747 messages
― trill the goonlight (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 10 August 2009 06:03 (sixteen years ago)
You have posted 1,566 messages
there is no way i have posted almost as much as hoos ¬_¬
― thomp, Monday, 10 August 2009 08:39 (sixteen years ago)
You have posted 1,734 messages, but 90% of them are photos of 19th century people you would like to kick it with.
― sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 13:38 (fifteen years ago)
unregistered is quality, not quantity
― steamed hams (harbl), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 13:55 (fifteen years ago)
You have posted 10,351 messages
^^ I checked the login I used from '05 to '08 and there were about 5k messages on that too. no idea how many I posted from '01 to '05 but it couldn't have been much more.
― some dude, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 14:49 (fifteen years ago)
harbarbl is quality and quantity, with an added dose of sass.
― sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 14:54 (fifteen years ago)
5,694! sure doesn't seem like that many.
― yellow card for favre (call all destroyer), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 14:56 (fifteen years ago)
dear Ned R., you know how you often post to threads, guess what, you are required to post in this one whether you want to or not
just puttin you on notice pal
― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 15:11 (fifteen years ago)
i m curious (raggett)
― treyf shrimpz (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 17:38 (fifteen years ago)
This post puts me three away from 18,000.
― Oppositional Soup (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 17:46 (fifteen years ago)
lol whoops
You have posted 27,905 messages
― rather shipped (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 21:21 (fifteen years ago)
6319 as of this one but i've had other log-ins.
― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 21:26 (fifteen years ago)
6689, 30% of which are "OTMFM!" or "lol."
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 30 September 2009 21:28 (fifteen years ago)
do your things actually say that?
― wH1N1 g. swinegarten (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 22:14 (fifteen years ago)
You have posted 6,003 messages
You have posted 1,337 messages
leet.
― Clay, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 22:23 (fifteen years ago)
Now 7005. Can't believe you guys didn't throw me a 7000 post party peppered with reposts and congratulatory messages from a-list ilx celebrities. God.
― Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 22:33 (fifteen years ago)
You have posted 2,617 messages
Half of which are most probably questionable soccerball opinions that have made people consider sbing me or not.
― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 22:34 (fifteen years ago)
xp - all I got for 5000 posts was my suggest ban total.
― somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 22:36 (fifteen years ago)
6003 posts / 38 suggest bans = 1 suggest ban for every 157.97 posts. at this rate, i'll be SB'ed by my 8057th post
― wH1N1 g. swinegarten (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 22:40 (fifteen years ago)
been here for just about a year...about a SB every 10 days, gives me til about mid-february
― wH1N1 g. swinegarten (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 22:41 (fifteen years ago)
you'd need to factor in the rate at which sb's expire
― somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 22:42 (fifteen years ago)
Damn mayne, that's crazy.
― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 22:42 (fifteen years ago)
Are they all real SBs or are you counting everytime whiney says he's going to sb for saying anything?
― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 22:43 (fifteen years ago)
no i actually have 38, as of a couple days ago at least
― wH1N1 g. swinegarten (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 22:44 (fifteen years ago)
kev were you here before sbs?
― rather shipped (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 22:44 (fifteen years ago)
my posts make up .37% of all ilx posts
― rather shipped (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 22:46 (fifteen years ago)
dont think so? those started in like 07 right?
― wH1N1 g. swinegarten (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 22:47 (fifteen years ago)
whenever ilx rebooted
― rather shipped (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 22:48 (fifteen years ago)
was last september wasn't it?
― steamed hams (harbl), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 22:48 (fifteen years ago)
this is the bare minimum amount for those wishing to join ilx jackoff sesh, so step up your game
― velko, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 22:51 (fifteen years ago)
oh good, I'm ineligible for that.
― somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 22:53 (fifteen years ago)
Suggest bans started last autumn, not in 2007.
― Tuomas, Thursday, 1 October 2009 07:19 (fifteen years ago)
You have posted 8,880 messages
think i've had other logins.
― Brewer's Bitch (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 October 2009 09:25 (fifteen years ago)
lol darramouss
― velko, Thursday, 1 October 2009 14:29 (fifteen years ago)
lol sgt bilko
― Brewer's Bitch (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 October 2009 14:51 (fifteen years ago)
Okay, this thing is totally broken. I've posted 600+ times in the three months since I last posted to this thread (up to 2,225 from 1,591)...but I've been on the board (often on a very lurky level, granted) for over 5 years. With the same login. That doesn't seem right, does it?
― I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 9 November 2009 03:58 (fifteen years ago)
i missed my 44,444th post by TWO POSTS ;_;
― frank bananarama (electricsound), Monday, 9 November 2009 04:02 (fifteen years ago)
Holy shit I hit 30k at some point recently and didnt even notice.
― i obtain much semillon (Trayce), Monday, 9 November 2009 04:07 (fifteen years ago)
i've posted over 2000 times in three months???
― ian, Monday, 9 November 2009 04:15 (fifteen years ago)
Haha Ive done about 1600 myself. I guess I just ramble crap :)
― i obtain much semillon (Trayce), Monday, 9 November 2009 04:31 (fifteen years ago)
I missed my 20000 post mark too. :(
― Tuomas, Monday, 9 November 2009 08:17 (fifteen years ago)
18,213 now "-/
― The Reverend, Monday, 9 November 2009 11:47 (fifteen years ago)
missed my 10,000th somewhere in the last week.
― banned of bros. (darraghmac), Monday, 9 November 2009 15:41 (fifteen years ago)
6,618 under this name with this post
― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Monday, 9 November 2009 16:16 (fifteen years ago)
^ old login: garu g
― banned of bros. (darraghmac), Monday, 9 November 2009 17:29 (fifteen years ago)
3,932 registered users 168,678 threads 7,777,777 messages You have posted 7,777 messages 58 logged in users active in the past five minutes
― poster x (ledge), Friday, 1 January 2010 22:01 (fifteen years ago)
you are the chosen one!
― Quiet, I'm making my Youtube Star Wars Review (Z S), Friday, 1 January 2010 22:03 (fifteen years ago)
shoulda posted it on 77
― poster x (ledge), Friday, 1 January 2010 22:10 (fifteen years ago)
Please change your name to CATBEAST, because my prayers are now directed toward you
― Quiet, I'm making my Youtube Star Wars Review (Z S), Friday, 1 January 2010 22:19 (fifteen years ago)
bow down before your new master
― CATBEAST (ledge), Friday, 1 January 2010 22:24 (fifteen years ago)
hey i broke 1000 finally
i am lurker no longer
― bread has no effect on you (ciderpress), Saturday, 2 January 2010 01:58 (fifteen years ago)
― CATBEAST
hallowed CATBEAST, I've been waiting for your arrival for so long! I have constructed a giant scratch pad and stuffed it with catnip from every continent, as you instructed in my vision.
http://i48.tinypic.com/p6gky.jpghttp://i46.tinypic.com/20qnnsz.gif
― Quiet, I'm making my Youtube Star Wars Review (Z S), Saturday, 2 January 2010 02:03 (fifteen years ago)
Milo & Otis is in the DVD player, paused at the opening credits
― Quiet, I'm making my Youtube Star Wars Review (Z S), Saturday, 2 January 2010 02:04 (fifteen years ago)
Wait, srsly you had 7777 messages at the same time as 777777 posts?! I demand screenshots.
― millivanillimillenary (Trayce), Saturday, 2 January 2010 07:36 (fifteen years ago)
it just so happens...
http://i46.tinypic.com/72801e.jpg
― CATBEAST 7777 (ledge), Saturday, 2 January 2010 10:22 (fifteen years ago)
Woah.
― millivanillimillenary (Trayce), Saturday, 2 January 2010 10:41 (fifteen years ago)
8000000
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 March 2010 14:48 (fifteen years ago)
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/18/article-1162554-03F75F34000005DC-698_468x328.jpg
― LiveJournal (acoleuthic), Thursday, 25 March 2010 14:51 (fifteen years ago)
well i dind't post 8000000 personally man
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 March 2010 14:52 (fifteen years ago)
4,499 registered users 172,001 threads 8,231,842 messages You have posted 10,000 messages 62 logged in users active in the past five minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4VXDh0uuj0
― lolvezula (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 24 June 2010 12:50 (fifteen years ago)
heh
You have posted 20,078 messages
didn't even feel it tbh
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 June 2010 12:59 (fifteen years ago)
You have posted 11,458 messages
When did these counts start?
― WHO HAS THE PHALLUS? Not you (onimo), Thursday, 24 June 2010 13:00 (fifteen years ago)
ilx 2.0, pre-cuddlestein and maybe pre-zing era height i think
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 June 2010 13:02 (fifteen years ago)
2006 ish?
― WHO HAS THE PHALLUS? Not you (onimo), Thursday, 24 June 2010 13:08 (fifteen years ago)
i'd imagine from the first post you can search under your new username onwards would be the way to check?
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 June 2010 13:09 (fifteen years ago)
Doesn't work as it finds my old username as I used my new username as a screenname, or something.
― WHO HAS THE PHALLUS? Not you (onimo), Thursday, 24 June 2010 13:32 (fifteen years ago)
Maybe I'm actually on 11,460 all time which is much less than I thought.
― WHO HAS THE PHALLUS? Not you (onimo), Thursday, 24 June 2010 13:33 (fifteen years ago)
nah there's no way
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 June 2010 13:34 (fifteen years ago)
I think my last post on my old login was in a Big Brother thread in Jan 2007, so I'm >11,000 in about ~40 months which means I need to stop posting as soon as football, politics, music, video games and food have been completely talked out.
― WHO HAS THE PHALLUS? Not you (onimo), Thursday, 24 June 2010 13:52 (fifteen years ago)
Welcome to the New I Love Everything!
^start of the new nu-era, I think
― WHO HAS THE PHALLUS? Not you (onimo), Thursday, 24 June 2010 14:20 (fifteen years ago)
that still seems like a low posts per day figure though?
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 June 2010 14:22 (fifteen years ago)
You have posted 11,231 messages― sir-mounter (Eric H.), Monday, August 3, 2009 5:18 PM (10 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
You have posted 14,411 messages
― rim this, fuck that (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 June 2010 14:24 (fifteen years ago)
About 10 per day does seem low, though I have had a few barren spells and failed attempts at letting go.
― WHO HAS THE PHALLUS? Not you (onimo), Thursday, 24 June 2010 14:26 (fifteen years ago)
10k, whoomp there it is. Sadly couldn't hang around till 10,000,000 total messages.
― xtc ep, etc (xp) (ledge), Monday, 8 November 2010 16:02 (fourteen years ago)
― grocery groin (snoball), Monday, 3 August 2009 23:17 (1 year ago)
14,455
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Monday, 8 November 2010 16:12 (fourteen years ago)
You have posted 2,405 messages
seems a bit low for the amount of time i've spent on ilx
― ciderpress, Monday, 8 November 2010 16:16 (fourteen years ago)
You have posted 13,125 messages
That's 2665 since I last posted here on 24th June = 19.45 messages per day - meaning that original figure must be miles off.
― the reasonable one (onimo), Monday, 8 November 2010 17:06 (fourteen years ago)
11 months after 10,000, i'm a weekend away from 30k.
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Monday, 8 November 2010 17:10 (fourteen years ago)
Really? Haven't seen you around much :P
― the reasonable one (onimo), Monday, 8 November 2010 17:59 (fourteen years ago)
still a bit of a jump, i'm lucky work didnt spot me
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Monday, 8 November 2010 19:09 (fourteen years ago)
are there any stories of ilxors being fired or getting caught ilxin by bosses or supervisors?
― haute couture wolf gang frill them all (samosa gibreel), Monday, 8 November 2010 23:07 (fourteen years ago)
y
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Monday, 8 November 2010 23:08 (fourteen years ago)
like, a week ago.
!
― haute couture wolf gang frill them all (samosa gibreel), Monday, 8 November 2010 23:08 (fourteen years ago)
whereat
― haute couture wolf gang frill them all (samosa gibreel), Monday, 8 November 2010 23:09 (fourteen years ago)
14,596 for me. yikes.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 8 November 2010 23:09 (fourteen years ago)
IS THIS BOARD AFFECTING YOUR PERFORMANCE AT WORK?
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Monday, 8 November 2010 23:11 (fourteen years ago)
yikes! well i am glad u survived man :)
sometimes when i intermittently post from a computer lab or in the library at school while i'm staying late doing research or printing something out & there are people queued up i worry that one of them is going to call me out on it. like sometimes some nervous maniac is just circling the lab peeking everyone's screen in the hopes of catching someone on facebook or w/e. horrified of a confrontation w such a person, like just imagine them coming up behind me breathing down my neck.
also sometimes wonder if someone who has read or lurks on ilx might see me posting. serious blackmail opportunity right there
― haute couture wolf gang frill them all (samosa gibreel), Monday, 8 November 2010 23:35 (fourteen years ago)
You have posted 27,001 messages.
Up 10,000 since I started this thread. :/
― sister soulja boy (The Reverend), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 06:40 (fourteen years ago)
You have posted 34,001 messages
― max, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 06:40 (fourteen years ago)
You have posted 53,434 messages
yep...
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 06:40 (fourteen years ago)
my 34,000th post was about michael franks
kind of amazed j0rdan posts twice as much as me
― sister soulja boy (The Reverend), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 06:48 (fourteen years ago)
my 27,000th was about NHT Boyz
― sister soulja boy (The Reverend), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 06:49 (fourteen years ago)
u_u
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 06:55 (fourteen years ago)
You have posted 35,178 messages
― the '' key on my keybord is not working (darraghmac), Friday, 18 March 2011 22:55 (fourteen years ago)
16,294
― a murder rap to keep ya dancin, with a crime record like Keith Chegwin (snoball), Friday, 18 March 2011 23:21 (fourteen years ago)
wtf I'm averaging ~500 a month
That's it, I'm calling for the re-instatement of the statscock stat...
― a murder rap to keep ya dancin, with a crime record like Keith Chegwin (snoball), Friday, 18 March 2011 23:22 (fourteen years ago)
you'd better reign yourself in a little, or this isn't going to end well:
http://i52.tinypic.com/nq62pi.png
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Friday, 18 March 2011 23:29 (fourteen years ago)
9,000,879 messages You have posted 14,292 messages
I posted 0.16% of ILX.
― you can be happy also (onimo), Saturday, 19 March 2011 09:46 (fourteen years ago)
You have posted 4,497 messages
― I may be wrong but I think his name is Husher (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 19 March 2011 20:52 (fourteen years ago)
I am shortly about to breach 40,000 meassages, in about a week I reckon. Yike!
― bad voise, it sucked, pick a seat (Trayce), Saturday, 19 March 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)
24,605. yikes!
― tehresa, Saturday, 19 March 2011 21:41 (fourteen years ago)
This is my 18888th message!
― StanM, Saturday, 19 March 2011 22:07 (fourteen years ago)
we are getting close to 10 mil
this is my 8888th
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:24 (fourteen years ago)
You have posted 2,357 messages
― hank azari & iii (flopson), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:39 (fourteen years ago)
You have posted 6,080 messages
I could've learned Japanese and written an award-winning novel instead of all these posts tbh
― Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:08 (fourteen years ago)
This post is my 43,280th message, jesus.
― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:31 (fourteen years ago)
(I completely missed my 40k post too, I wonder what it was)
― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:32 (fourteen years ago)
― bad voise, it sucked, pick a seat (Trayce), Saturday, 19 March 2011 21:39 (5 months ago)
― diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:34 (fourteen years ago)
You have posted 19,995 messages
― stalk me shithead (from the makers of tickle me elmo) (k3vin k.), Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:34 (fourteen years ago)
part of me felt weird IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN RIGHT
lol *hangs head*
― stalk me shithead (from the makers of tickle me elmo) (k3vin k.), Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:35 (fourteen years ago)
you have posted 132,693 messages
― talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:36 (fourteen years ago)
nakh - thats the thing, I got to that point, then missed hitting 40k (missed noticing i mean)
I do talk a lot of wank.
― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:39 (fourteen years ago)
i think i was awaiting some sort of round figure and missed it just the same
― diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:41 (fourteen years ago)
maybe i will post itt when i have posted 17,088 messages
I know I've posted more than 3,150 or so messages (about 5,000, I think) but that's what's listed under my name.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 16 September 2011 03:35 (fourteen years ago)
You have posted 12,514 messages
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 16 September 2011 03:38 (fourteen years ago)
man i don't even wanna look
― J0rdan S., Friday, 16 September 2011 03:39 (fourteen years ago)
^ i don't believe this is accurate for a second xp
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 16 September 2011 03:39 (fourteen years ago)
yeah hoos there's no way
You have posted 72,503 messages
there is now way i've psoted 60k more messages than BIG HOOS aka the steendriver
― J0rdan S., Friday, 16 September 2011 03:40 (fourteen years ago)
ha
― zvookster, Friday, 16 September 2011 03:40 (fourteen years ago)
i've read posts making fun of your prolific posting from early in yr career
― zvookster, Friday, 16 September 2011 03:41 (fourteen years ago)
and ur all like "it's politics and live football ffs"
― zvookster, Friday, 16 September 2011 03:42 (fourteen years ago)
oh i post a shit ton, i'm pretty embarrassed by that number
― J0rdan S., Friday, 16 September 2011 03:43 (fourteen years ago)
i mean i've posted 12,000 variations on otm
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 16 September 2011 03:46 (fourteen years ago)
I thnk if u change accounts it loses anything from before. Ive had mine under the same email/login since 03.
― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Friday, 16 September 2011 04:04 (fourteen years ago)
You have posted 15,180 messages
― iatee, Friday, 16 September 2011 04:04 (fourteen years ago)
I've been posting since 2001, so some post counts seem to have been lost in the change from Greenspun to here.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 16 September 2011 04:14 (fourteen years ago)
You have posted 15,645 messages
total very much in character
― a hawk... watching my vagina? (onimo), Friday, 16 September 2011 08:49 (fourteen years ago)
You have posted 32,630 messages
Almost doubled from op :/
― skrillex pretend (The Reverend), Saturday, 17 September 2011 08:15 (fourteen years ago)
5998
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 21 January 2012 03:24 (thirteen years ago)
5999
there we go
WOO! WOO! 20K up in this! oh wait... <mourns wasted existence>
― ILX uh-huh-uh uh-huh uh-huh BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP (snoball), Friday, 27 April 2012 16:33 (thirteen years ago)
yeah but u probably reached 20k sooner than that assuming u are on sandbox
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Friday, 27 April 2012 16:35 (thirteen years ago)
ilx is at 9,990,142 messages we need to have a party at 10m
― iatee, Friday, 27 April 2012 16:36 (thirteen years ago)
so even though this might feel like a special moment in your life, it really isn't
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Friday, 27 April 2012 16:36 (thirteen years ago)
I was on sandbox, yes. Also was on lefora...<mourns even more wasted existence>
― ILX uh-huh-uh uh-huh uh-huh BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP (snoball), Friday, 27 April 2012 16:36 (thirteen years ago)
xxp mods need to add code so that the poster of the 10,000,000th post sees one of those lolweb1.0 pop-up advertisement banners that says 'Congratulations! You're our 10 millionth poster!'.
― ILX uh-huh-uh uh-huh uh-huh BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP (snoball), Friday, 27 April 2012 16:38 (thirteen years ago)
need 2 poll 2 determine who has the right to post the ten millionth post
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Friday, 27 April 2012 16:39 (thirteen years ago)
Ned, clearly.
― ILX uh-huh-uh uh-huh uh-huh BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP (snoball), Friday, 27 April 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)
Or maybe some permabanned poster can be given the gift of just one post.
― ILX uh-huh-uh uh-huh uh-huh BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP (snoball), Friday, 27 April 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)
LJ could cook a celebratory meal oh wait
― ILX uh-huh-uh uh-huh uh-huh BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP (snoball), Friday, 27 April 2012 16:43 (thirteen years ago)
forgot to bump this with my 17,088th message
currently on 17,128, happily averaging <10 a day since November 2010
― we are not bemused (onimo), Friday, 27 April 2012 16:50 (thirteen years ago)
Just like cigarettes, every post to ILX takes 5 minutes off your life...
― ILX uh-huh-uh uh-huh uh-huh BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP (snoball), Friday, 27 April 2012 16:51 (thirteen years ago)
((17128 * 5) / 60) / 24 = 59.4722222 days
ach well the last couple of months would probably have been shit anyway
― we are not bemused (onimo), Friday, 27 April 2012 16:54 (thirteen years ago)
16,105 for me. Have been proclaimed otm about twice, excelsiored roughly half as much again, wtf were the other 16,102 posts about?
― btw didn't i braek ur heart (NickB), Friday, 27 April 2012 16:54 (thirteen years ago)
you've got to put the work in or those special moments feel cheap
― we are not bemused (onimo), Friday, 27 April 2012 16:56 (thirteen years ago)
You have posted 24,644 messages
it would be cool to see what boards and threads i've posted the most on
― dharunravir (k3vin k.), Friday, 27 April 2012 17:04 (thirteen years ago)
creeping up on 20k
― THE KITTEN TYPE (contenderizer), Friday, 27 April 2012 17:05 (thirteen years ago)
that's about 200k in real money
― we are not bemused (onimo), Friday, 27 April 2012 17:06 (thirteen years ago)
only works out to 10 or 11 a day
could stand to step my game up, tbh
― THE KITTEN TYPE (contenderizer), Friday, 27 April 2012 17:10 (thirteen years ago)
Here comes your 20Kth nervous breakdown.
― Stars on 45 Fell on Alabama (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 27 April 2012 17:10 (thirteen years ago)
This message will mark my 5,476th. I've been around here for 8 years now and, irrc, I was at just under 4,000 posts at the beginning of the year.
I think I need to go outside now.
― Dr. Buzzard's® Original Banana Bread (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 27 April 2012 17:29 (thirteen years ago)
you have posted 55022 messages
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Monday, 17 December 2012 02:58 (twelve years ago)
Ned has posted a mere 148,514 messages, according to the search function.
― the horse world of the bludgrass (unregistered), Monday, 17 December 2012 07:15 (twelve years ago)
how do you check?
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Monday, 17 December 2012 10:15 (twelve years ago)
on the boards page, at the top
― first u get the flower, then u get the honey, then u get the stamen (darraghmac), Monday, 17 December 2012 10:38 (twelve years ago)
I'm about to hit 50k, could be in six weeks or six months depending on how bored I get. Still, blimey.
― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Monday, 17 December 2012 10:58 (twelve years ago)
10,675
That doesn't seem very much, considering all things. I think I had to re-register once, but that was in 2007.
― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Monday, 17 December 2012 11:09 (twelve years ago)
I'm at 22,420, or just over 0.15 Neds.
― Black Rod, Jane, and Freddy (snoball), Monday, 17 December 2012 11:16 (twelve years ago)
You have posted 34,144 messages
― k3vin k., Monday, 2 September 2013 03:47 (twelve years ago)
just recently passed fifteen thousand
― markers, Monday, 2 September 2013 04:04 (twelve years ago)
You have posted 1,198 messagesCookie clicks: 74,735Hand-made cookies: 227,568,007,874Golden cookie clicks: 119
― sleepingbag, Monday, 2 September 2013 04:09 (twelve years ago)
4,128
― Treeship, Monday, 2 September 2013 04:10 (twelve years ago)
You have posted 37,169 messages
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Monday, 2 September 2013 04:31 (twelve years ago)
You have posted 2,811 messages
― dylannn, Monday, 2 September 2013 06:36 (twelve years ago)
You have posted 51,004 messages
sigh.
― It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Monday, 2 September 2013 08:37 (twelve years ago)
like markers i have just cleared 15 thou
all about quality not quantity with guys like us
― r|t|c, Monday, 2 September 2013 08:50 (twelve years ago)
Pffft i been excelsiored more than that, son
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Monday, 2 September 2013 08:51 (twelve years ago)
2,318 damn I better ease off a bit
― rooibos in disguise (wins), Monday, 2 September 2013 12:07 (twelve years ago)
Treeship your total seemed a little low but then I factored in all your posts under your govt name + waterface
― rooibos in disguise (wins), Monday, 2 September 2013 12:15 (twelve years ago)
You have posted 26,083 messages
!!
― midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Monday, 2 September 2013 12:18 (twelve years ago)
You have posted 24,724 messages
Coming up on the big 25K...
― TO BE PLAYED AT MINIMUM VOLUME (snoball), Monday, 2 September 2013 12:28 (twelve years ago)
7,024 under this name.
― how's life, Monday, 2 September 2013 12:28 (twelve years ago)
You have posted 48,446 messages
fuck it i cd've done a novel
― imagine Brigadoons (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 September 2013 12:30 (twelve years ago)
i cdve done a novel and a half
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Monday, 2 September 2013 12:32 (twelve years ago)
and tbf the feedback wouldve been less brutal with a novel
that's a given
― imagine Brigadoons (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 September 2013 12:38 (twelve years ago)
gonna start negotiating my "Collected Posts" deal with Faber in time for the big 50K
― imagine Brigadoons (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 September 2013 12:39 (twelve years ago)
obv the cover line will be 'just a bit of fun"
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Monday, 2 September 2013 13:03 (twelve years ago)
the cover line will be "may feature the word 'cunts'"
― imagine Brigadoons (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 September 2013 13:04 (twelve years ago)
nah that's the warning sticker
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Monday, 2 September 2013 13:30 (twelve years ago)
You have posted 6,181 messages
― flopson, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 02:30 (twelve years ago)
xp Guarantee sticker, more like.
― TO BE PLAYED AT MINIMUM VOLUME (snoball), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 06:32 (twelve years ago)
You have posted 20,075 messages
Dunno how that happened. I have nothing to say.
― WE HAVE PUKKI, WHO THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE? (onimo), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 11:45 (twelve years ago)
25K
― not a lunch that is hot (snoball), Thursday, 31 October 2013 14:49 (eleven years ago)
how do you even check in the new world?
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Thursday, 31 October 2013 14:51 (eleven years ago)
Click on "boards". It is next to the number of registered users at the top.
― Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Thursday, 31 October 2013 14:54 (eleven years ago)
I guessed in my mind and I was almost correct.
You have posted 8,089 messages
From this username, anyway.
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Thursday, 31 October 2013 14:55 (eleven years ago)
You have posted 24,473 messages
69 logged in users active in the past five minutes
― reckless woo (Z S), Thursday, 31 October 2013 15:04 (eleven years ago)
You have posted 27,734 messages
― Mordy , Thursday, 31 October 2013 15:08 (eleven years ago)
lightweight motherfuckers itt
― midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 1 November 2013 16:30 (eleven years ago)
You have posted 7,992 messages
― how's life, Saturday, 2 November 2013 10:39 (eleven years ago)
― the horse world of the bludgrass (unregistered), Monday, December 17, 2012 2:15 AM (10 months ago)
now he's at 152,927. congrats!
(whereas I've posted a measly 7,235 messages)
― Remember! The cormorant is a big brrd. It has got a long neck. (unregistered), Sunday, 3 November 2013 04:36 (eleven years ago)
Ned only posted 152,927 messages but every one of those messages corresponds to a digit of pi.
― Blecch Dreieinigkeitsmoses (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 3 November 2013 05:17 (eleven years ago)
You have posted 17,088 messages
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 9 November 2014 04:51 (ten years ago)
is my 17,088th post
You have posted 40,897 messages
― k3vin k., Sunday, 12 April 2015 04:26 (ten years ago)
You have posted 15,481 messages
Feel like I'm slacking
― Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 12 April 2015 05:30 (ten years ago)
You have posted 60,137 messages
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 9 August 2015 08:53 (ten years ago)
You have posted 60,138 messages
this is 75k
― irl lol (darraghmac), Saturday, 22 August 2015 07:49 (ten years ago)
http://www.tikiwebgroup.com/tikihumor/wp-content/uploads/sites/37/2014/12/75000-posts-300x199.jpghttp://base.pk/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/75.jpeghttps://aspontesenfeminino.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/cooper-celebrates-75000-visitors.jpghttp://www.smaointe.com/stg/userupload/site2116/cg011_congratulations.jpg
― drash, Saturday, 22 August 2015 09:12 (ten years ago)
stop, stop, I'm already dead
― irl lol (darraghmac), Saturday, 22 August 2015 09:23 (ten years ago)
Oh hey
― noe love derp wev (wins), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 00:15 (nine years ago)
Guess what
My next post after this one will be my 10,000th
― noe love derp wev (wins), Wednesday, 25 November 2015 00:16 (nine years ago)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jruH8GUw1fQ/maxresdefault.jpg
i'm ashamed i have not prepared a proper pun for this occasion
― drash, Wednesday, 25 November 2015 00:28 (nine years ago)
You have posted 9,878 messages
― Treeship, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 20:59 (nine years ago)
well on my way to the 10,000 club. it would take 51 people at this point to hold me back.
Huh. I just discovered that I've written almost 1,000 more posts under this login (which I've used for less than four years) than I did under my previous login (which I used for twice as long). I've become a verbose muhfuh in my dotage.
― My Whole Existence Is Flan (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 April 2016 02:27 (nine years ago)
I posted 0.16% of ILX.― you can be happy also (onimo), Saturday, March 19, 2011 9:46 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― you can be happy also (onimo), Saturday, March 19, 2011 9:46 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
up to 0.18% despite (I think) posting less often
― Don't opine. Dead inside. (onimo), Monday, 11 April 2016 20:59 (nine years ago)
You have posted 33,482 messages
― μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 11 April 2016 21:12 (nine years ago)
I'm still averaging about 1000 a year which is enough for me
― ciderpress, Monday, 11 April 2016 21:15 (nine years ago)
Damnnn dude I have only posted 0.0008% of ilx
― Treeship, Monday, 11 April 2016 21:58 (nine years ago)
54,057
Slowing down in my bored old age.
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 06:56 (nine years ago)
i've only posted 3,470 times but every post inspired another poster to go out and form a post of their own
― a lad of balls (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 09:45 (nine years ago)
― Remember! The cormorant is a big brrd. It has got a long neck. (unregistered), Saturday, November 2, 2013 11:36 PM (2 years ago)
You have posted 9,610 messages
― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 10:15 (nine years ago)
Treeship and I have each posted about 0.08% of ilx. he forgot to multiply by 100.
― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 10:17 (nine years ago)
ah
― Treeship, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 22:12 (nine years ago)
You have posted 10,171 messages
sad i missed that i'd passed through the big 10k threshold, i'll have to wait another ten years or so and celebrate my 20,000th post
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 22:28 (nine years ago)
You have posted 9,286 messages
― denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 22:34 (nine years ago)
http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/04/a1/51/04a151c64fda21655a2c929fb48063ce.jpg
― denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 22:35 (nine years ago)
i'm pretty sure over 1/2 of my posts were from 2013
― Treeship, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 22:36 (nine years ago)
You have posted 40,068 messages
― Mordy, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 22:40 (nine years ago)
iirc treesh you have some early realname posts inching you even closer to 10k but poss still not over it
http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/news_and_politics/history/2013/06/130607_HIST_JEdgarHoover.jpg.CROP.original-original.jpg
― denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 22:42 (nine years ago)
You have posted 10,000 messages
― hippie lady from california who loves that god (unregistered), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:04 (eight years ago)
fwiw that works out to an average of 3.4 posts per day over the past 8 years. also fwiw my 10,000th post was
so so so unbelievably fucked up― hippie lady from california who loves that god (unregistered)
― hippie lady from california who loves that god (unregistered)
― hippie lady from california who loves that god (unregistered), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:08 (eight years ago)
ah fuck i missed mine: 10,113
― florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:09 (eight years ago)
21,645
I wonder what the TOMBOT account was up to
― Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:11 (eight years ago)
just under 18,000, according to the search function
― hippie lady from california who loves that god (unregistered), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:14 (eight years ago)
my 10,000th post was
you are pitiful, isolated individuals! you are bankrupts! your role is played out. go where you belong from now on -- to check out sex tape!
― florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Friday, September 30, 2016 9:58 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:17 (eight years ago)
about as appropriate as it was gonna get
― florence foster wallace (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:18 (eight years ago)
lol
― hippie lady from california who loves that god (unregistered), Sunday, 9 October 2016 00:21 (eight years ago)
jesus folks at some stage today im likely gonna hit a significant milestone and i aint crying but i aint exactly proud neither
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 02:46 (five years ago)
You have posted 72,345 messages
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 February 2022 00:31 (three years ago)
And that's just under the forksclovetofu moniker. Didn't you travel under a different name for a while before you came back home to this one?
― peace, man, Monday, 7 February 2022 16:33 (three years ago)
yeah, i think i am officially at six figures here
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 February 2022 16:36 (three years ago)
i have 47,319 as karl malone, not sure about the Z_S era.
all i know is, every single one of them was a fantastic use of my time!!!!!!!!!!!
― Karl Alone music video (Karl Malone), Monday, 7 February 2022 16:40 (three years ago)
20,565 from this account not sure about total
― chang.eng partition (wins), Monday, 7 February 2022 16:41 (three years ago)
89,433 on this log in and a few under other aliases I can't account for
― Reader, I buried him (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 February 2022 16:45 (three years ago)
I've got 3,956 under this name and 20,183 from my old how's life account. I'd have to guess somewhere under 10,000 total from all my accounts previous to that one.
― peace, man, Monday, 7 February 2022 16:46 (three years ago)
I can't wait until we can finally trade them in for cold hard cash.
― peace, man, Monday, 7 February 2022 16:57 (three years ago)
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― Karl Alone music video (Karl Malone), Monday, 7 February 2022 16:59 (three years ago)
You have posted 37,845 messages
― change display name (Jordan), Monday, 7 February 2022 17:42 (three years ago)
I ticked over 60,000 messages earlier this week and missed it.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 26 September 2024 00:22 (eleven months ago)