Threads I would revive if I could. You can play too.

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Me and my girlfriend have our best conversations in real time over the internet... :-)

gershy, Saturday, 24 November 2007 23:03 (seventeen years ago)

The Truth Has Outed

:D

roxymuzak, Sunday, 25 November 2007 00:39 (seventeen years ago)

glad to be of service
Meta -- Has It Gone Too Far?

gershy, Sunday, 25 November 2007 00:55 (seventeen years ago)

"At the same time, I feel like the bottom has dropped out of my world, yet I feel like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders."
It's understandable that you feel this way: if the bottom fell out of your world, causing you to descend quickly downwards, it makes sense that any weight which had been on your shoulders before you dropped might seem to have 'been lifted', even though it is a perceptual illusion.

-- Nancy Drew, Friday, November 30, 2001 11:00 AM (5 years ago)

!
that was my first ever post to ilx, i couldn't remember what thread it was on.

estela, Sunday, 25 November 2007 01:07 (seventeen years ago)

The Truth Has Outed

^^what the heck is this wbout!?!?

chaki, Sunday, 25 November 2007 01:36 (seventeen years ago)

the dude who pretended his girlfriend was killed on 9/11 right?

max, Sunday, 25 November 2007 01:45 (seventeen years ago)

I suspected maybe!

roxymuzak, Sunday, 25 November 2007 01:59 (seventeen years ago)

didn't he say he had friends killed in 9/11, and he allegedly had a crazy ex who was saying nasty stuff... but then it turned out she wasn't lying... and he didn't have dead friends... ok that's all i've managed to glean from a bunch of revived threads.

which kate is this, anyway?

Rubyredd, Sunday, 25 November 2007 02:44 (seventeen years ago)

The great charm of the Net for me is that you can be (hopefully) scintillatingly brilliant, witty, funny and all that while conceivably sitting in your room buck naked, unshaven and greasy.

-- Ned Raggett, Thursday, September 20, 2001 7:00 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 25 November 2007 03:16 (seventeen years ago)

Mod request

Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 25 November 2007 22:46 (seventeen years ago)

so where does the wife come into it? xxxposts

also, was she trying to be courtney love?

sunny successor, Sunday, 25 November 2007 23:10 (seventeen years ago)

who knows? - there seems to be just the one fleeting mention of a 'wife'.

ilx is like 'days of our lives' on crack sometimes

Rubyredd, Sunday, 25 November 2007 23:42 (seventeen years ago)

i would revive this to recommend Bombay to Goa if I hadn't agreed to no revive november

help me with bollywood

Crêpe, Monday, 26 November 2007 00:20 (seventeen years ago)

Welcome back, Crepe! <3<3<3<3

roxymuzak, Monday, 26 November 2007 01:34 (seventeen years ago)

I revived it anyways.

roxymuzak, Monday, 26 November 2007 01:36 (seventeen years ago)

People on I Love Everything Who Would Be Banned If The Mods Here Weren't Worthless

gershy, Monday, 26 November 2007 04:22 (seventeen years ago)

haha

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 26 November 2007 04:48 (seventeen years ago)

seriously, what is the point?
-- stevem (blueski), Friday, 13 February 2004 16:08 (3 years ago) Link

Dom Passantino, Monday, 26 November 2007 14:13 (seventeen years ago)

so I go to the Freaky Trigger site and there's some sort of business site there in it's place. What up?!!!
-- James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 05:09 (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

Dom Passantino, Monday, 26 November 2007 14:19 (seventeen years ago)

Haha, what up with that Blount one?

roxymuzak, Monday, 26 November 2007 17:08 (seventeen years ago)

lmao @ OGILX
Class and race: enemies of creativity in pop?

gershy, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 07:14 (seventeen years ago)

LOL!!!

"Posts here are moderated in order to lessen the negative impact on the forum due to people who lack the basic communication and social skills necessary to exchange opinions civilly."

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 08:59 (seventeen years ago)

READ THIS

As you may notice, there have been some posts deleted from the end of this thread. 'paul' or whatever you answer to, stop being a cockfarmer on our nice message board. Everyone else, please try not to respond to stuff like this.

(There were a few posts deleted which sort of made points relevant to the whole thread, in an effort to relate the cockfarming back to the topic at hand. I'm sorry to remove those contributions, but thought it was best since so many surrounding posts were removed.)

-- Josh (ILM Moderator), Tuesday, 15 May 2001 00:00 (6 years ago) Link

"nice message board"

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 15:52 (seventeen years ago)

The missing posts were paul "doompatrol" ragging on Robin C and threatening to curtail Robin's writing career. I remember that thread really well! I even posted on it. IR OG. There was another one, long deleted, in which DP got really fucked off because some people didn't like alan mcgee and did not wish him well with his (then) new record label. I think an actual libellous allegation was made.

I remember with nostalgia the days when I was the stupidest person on ILM. I haven't got any smarter since then, but the board has got a lot stupider for sure.

I wish Doompatrol still posted here, he was OK. Likewise Robin.

Pashmina, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 16:49 (seventeen years ago)

What you've got to remember is when that thread was made, there were <40 regulars on ILM, there was no ILE/ILX, nothing showed up on Google, you could read the entire archive of ILM posts in about 2hrs!

Pashmina, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 16:52 (seventeen years ago)

Kate :
if it brings comfort then i never thought you were insane.
-- anthony

omar little, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 18:47 (seventeen years ago)

Yes, part of why it's so lollable is that you can tell it's such a different world.

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago)

The hits just keep coming
Children with friends - CLASSIC or DYSTOPIAN NIGHTMARE?

gershy, Friday, 30 November 2007 05:31 (seventeen years ago)

I want to tell every squlign infant to shut the fuck up. I want to segerate them all . I know this is irratonial.

-- anthony, Wednesday, 11 July 2001

am0n, Friday, 30 November 2007 05:37 (seventeen years ago)

I wish Doompatrol still posted here, he was OK.

sometimes i really dug the dude, but i think he was getting a bit too old to be as concerned with being "cool" as he clearly was/is

electricsound, Friday, 30 November 2007 05:38 (seventeen years ago)

he was a fucking dickwad.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 30 November 2007 09:53 (seventeen years ago)

hello henry

WHAT SHIFT U WORK

El Tomboto, Friday, 30 November 2007 09:57 (seventeen years ago)

spooky

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 30 November 2007 10:25 (seventeen years ago)

yes I am

El Tomboto, Friday, 30 November 2007 10:30 (seventeen years ago)

what

roxymuzak, Friday, 30 November 2007 13:16 (seventeen years ago)

Why do you allow the dumb cunt known as Fred Nerk to exist?

gershy, Sunday, 9 December 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago)

nice

roxymuzak, Monday, 10 December 2007 01:17 (seventeen years ago)

Are you, gentle reader, still ticklish?

Crêpe, Monday, 10 December 2007 03:23 (seventeen years ago)

For a minute I mistook that as Pleasant Plains.

roxymuzak, Monday, 10 December 2007 04:08 (seventeen years ago)

ANSWER MY QUESTION NOW, URGENT!!!!!!??

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 02:36 (seventeen years ago)

the part where chaki posts the picture of bl@nch@rd is still one of the all-time great moments of ILx for me
Dane Cook is the worst thing to ever happen to comedy.

gershy, Saturday, 15 December 2007 06:49 (seventeen years ago)

meta question: is il* getting nastier?

gershy, Sunday, 16 December 2007 05:44 (seventeen years ago)

Meta - Thread/Topic Ownership

gershy, Sunday, 16 December 2007 06:03 (seventeen years ago)

wau @ ally vs. ethan!!!

max, Sunday, 16 December 2007 06:18 (seventeen years ago)

Do you have hang-ups about being an interweb mentalist?

chaki, Sunday, 16 December 2007 09:05 (seventeen years ago)

excellent work, chaki

gershy, Sunday, 16 December 2007 16:24 (seventeen years ago)

Does no one else besides my close personal friends notice Ethan's weird psuedo-thing for me?
I think this has 10 times more to do with Ally's personality than Ethan's.

-- [ban me], Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (6 years ago) Link

I hate to say it, but [ban me] otm.

roxymuzak, Monday, 17 December 2007 03:03 (seventeen years ago)

(haw)

roxymuzak, Monday, 17 December 2007 03:03 (seventeen years ago)

Who Are Your Friends?
Old friends who've lost their minds
finding out friends' trashy exploits
^^^gems

chaki, Monday, 17 December 2007 08:39 (seventeen years ago)

I have a wedgie you would not believe

Dom Passantino, Monday, 17 December 2007 09:36 (seventeen years ago)

Ok sometimes Ethan has said some odd things but so has everyone on this beeotch, you included, myself included!

-- Sarah, Thursday, 1 November 2001 01:00 (6 years ago) Link

Hall of fame poster.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 17 December 2007 09:39 (seventeen years ago)

I don't often ask for things

gershy, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 07:26 (seventeen years ago)

Is it creepy for a young man with no kids of his own to enjoy playing with other people's children?

gershy, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 08:52 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=38488

gershy, Saturday, 22 December 2007 05:02 (seventeen years ago)

Is it creepy for a young man with no kids of his own to enjoy playing with other people's children?

Crêpe, Saturday, 22 December 2007 05:19 (seventeen years ago)

Haha!

roxymuzak, Saturday, 22 December 2007 22:17 (seventeen years ago)

Sex between a man and a woman classic or dud?

gershy, Sunday, 23 December 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago)

Hi Katie, Don't pay any attention to who may say your insane.! It's bad enough when we think so of ourselves! Well, neither one of us are. What I think it appears to being very sensitive, and take all the abuse & crap to hold everything together without making waves. Well I couldn't care less anymore and say exactly what's on my mind! If people have a problem with that oh well! I'm really glad that you feel better Katie. Gale

-- Gale Deslongchamps, Saturday, 1 December 2001 01:00 (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 23 December 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago)

could someone revive this one for me?
your dick as a christmas carol

gershy, Monday, 24 December 2007 04:33 (seventeen years ago)

hey im not bad at this stuff

chaki, Monday, 24 December 2007 22:40 (seventeen years ago)

jizz cannon!?

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago)

lol, i forgot about this one
lions and tigers and boobs - wait, what?

gershy, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 08:21 (seventeen years ago)

gershy, Friday, 28 December 2007 06:01 (seventeen years ago)

lol, secret thread

gershy, Friday, 28 December 2007 06:01 (seventeen years ago)

what

murderdogger, Friday, 28 December 2007 06:03 (seventeen years ago)

thought you were leaving, jim swells!!

max, Friday, 28 December 2007 06:04 (seventeen years ago)

" ;

what's up with that thread?

gershy, Friday, 28 December 2007 06:07 (seventeen years ago)

ok, try again

gershy, Friday, 28 December 2007 06:08 (seventeen years ago)

haha, pwned

gershy, Friday, 28 December 2007 06:08 (seventeen years ago)

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/thread.php?msgid=3401145

gershy, Friday, 28 December 2007 06:12 (seventeen years ago)

This is a thread for Kate to do what she is best at

Can't think of a suitably funny first newpost to this. Suggestions?

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 29 December 2007 22:29 (seventeen years ago)

"Flog, flog, flog, flog, flog..."

chaki, Sunday, 30 December 2007 00:26 (seventeen years ago)

let's ask tombot, he'll know
xpost

gershy, Sunday, 30 December 2007 02:28 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.enumclaw.wednet.edu/Schools/Westwood/Pictures/Cougar%20Photos/Home%20of%20the%20cougars.jpg

Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 30 December 2007 02:58 (seventeen years ago)

I really hate listening to people eat

jergïns, Sunday, 30 December 2007 23:25 (seventeen years ago)

Someone explain *ahem* Bangbus to me.

chaki, Monday, 31 December 2007 05:35 (seventeen years ago)

Is it bad for you to see a baby masturbating?

gershy, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 05:55 (seventeen years ago)

The less said about that the better...

The Boxing Kangaroo, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 14:36 (seventeen years ago)

ennui; im becoming a sullen alcoholic, swv - right here (human nature remix)

gershy, Thursday, 3 January 2008 08:09 (seventeen years ago)

wau

roxymuzak, Thursday, 3 January 2008 08:10 (seventeen years ago)

You should go on a singles cruise
-- Millar (Millar), Sunday, March 9, 2003 6:10 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

max, Thursday, 3 January 2008 08:11 (seventeen years ago)

The Stress Thread

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 5 January 2008 15:20 (seventeen years ago)

keep the lols comin gals!

-- huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 19:50 (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 5 January 2008 15:21 (seventeen years ago)

Chaki if you had a life you wouldn't be doing this.

-- Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 18 August 2005 04:15 (2 years ago) Link

yah im sorry my life doesnt consist of trying to suck anton newcomb's dick and eating burritos.

ok so i eat alot of burritos.

chaki, Sunday, 6 January 2008 05:19 (seventeen years ago)

but not donuts!

gershy, Sunday, 6 January 2008 05:51 (seventeen years ago)

or raggetts

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 6 January 2008 08:54 (seventeen years ago)

FVCKBAN

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 6 January 2008 14:32 (seventeen years ago)

"ONE LOVE" POLL

roxymuzak, Monday, 7 January 2008 02:00 (seventeen years ago)

Good points made by Geir

Dom Passantino, Monday, 7 January 2008 15:07 (seventeen years ago)

holy shit! that stress thread. outright insanity.

sunny successor, Monday, 7 January 2008 16:08 (seventeen years ago)

MISSED OPPORTUNITY: Seasons Greetings, I Mean Depression

chaki, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 08:27 (seventeen years ago)

man this place used to be so usenet

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 08:30 (seventeen years ago)

shit that thread has everything. kate attacking ned right away, marcello attacking kate, suzy defends kate, k3rry pipes in, ally gets long winded, ethan gets in a zing, some guy is like "uh kate im not out to get you i think your band is just ok" and kate and marcello get crazy fighty again.

chaki, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 08:34 (seventeen years ago)

very nice work there

gershy, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 08:35 (seventeen years ago)

Marcello vs Kate was always hilarious, those two actually probably despise each other IRL as well, rather than just internet lulz

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 13:26 (seventeen years ago)

still, at least its not raining.
-- gareth, Thursday, 6 December 2001 01:00 (6 years ago) Link

ftw

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 15:33 (seventeen years ago)

To Samantha: it isn't an option because L's family have pretty well whitewashed me out of the picture, starting from about 12:30 am on the Sunday morning after she died, when they packed me off with L's uncle who dropped me off at our flat, straight from hospital. Never mind that I might have wanted some company an hour after my wife had gone. Continuing less than 48 hours later (on a Bank Holiday Monday) when her sisters turned up like locusts and started rummaging through her things as though it were East Street Market ("Oh let us know when you move out so that we can have the coffee table" - genuine quote). And then twice in the ensuing month her younger sister tries to cop off with me, both of which were firmly resisted.

WAU

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 15:35 (seventeen years ago)

:(

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 16:22 (seventeen years ago)

The Lollies?...The verdict nepotistic greatness or basic garbage...

gershy, Thursday, 10 January 2008 08:05 (seventeen years ago)

revive. this thread was largely amusing.
-- electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 01:29 (4 years ago) Link

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Kate isn't here to defend herself, so it's kind of a dud to revive it now.
-- Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 02:12 (4 years ago) Link

esoj: Original Revivalist

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 10 January 2008 14:13 (seventeen years ago)

Gang Bang Surprise

gershy, Friday, 11 January 2008 08:36 (seventeen years ago)

god i hated orbot

roxymuzak, Friday, 11 January 2008 17:25 (seventeen years ago)

Lots of posts of photos of guys pissing on ILM/ILE

gershy, Saturday, 19 January 2008 08:10 (seventeen years ago)

Conservative Music / Conservative Politics

Old skool ILM trolling

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 19 January 2008 11:21 (seventeen years ago)

Lots of posts of photos of guys pissing on ILM/ILE

-- gershy, Friday, January 18, 2008 10:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

LOL

gr8080, Saturday, 19 January 2008 18:38 (seventeen years ago)

16 noise bookmarks and rising.....

roxymuzak, Monday, 21 January 2008 04:47 (seventeen years ago)

mike optins has killed the internet

jergïns, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 05:33 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

are you sezzual? (or, do i make you horny?)

gershy, Friday, 8 February 2008 05:59 (seventeen years ago)

oh my god

El Tomboto, Friday, 8 February 2008 09:05 (seventeen years ago)

Holy fuck.

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 9 February 2008 00:04 (seventeen years ago)

Like, what, Jagger had him beat by three years?

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 9 February 2008 00:04 (seventeen years ago)

shut it down

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, 9 February 2008 00:51 (seventeen years ago)

-1 older messages are hidden.

jergïns, Saturday, 9 February 2008 09:27 (seventeen years ago)

roxy wants to s jess' d.

chaki, Saturday, 9 February 2008 20:39 (seventeen years ago)

that is a vicious rumor

roxymuzak, Saturday, 9 February 2008 20:42 (seventeen years ago)

make nancy feel welcome in the world of ilx

gershy, Thursday, 14 February 2008 05:55 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Nowt on this friday

gershy, Saturday, 8 March 2008 04:03 (seventeen years ago)

uuuuuuuhhhh...... what now, hstnecil?

gershy, Saturday, 8 March 2008 23:25 (seventeen years ago)

CORK IT SHRIMP
-- gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Monday, September 1, 2003 1:09 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

roxymuzak, Sunday, 9 March 2008 18:18 (seventeen years ago)

NOTE: The Marcello thread

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 15 March 2008 00:40 (seventeen years ago)

you could always revive the marcello thread i linked on the o_O thread.............

omar little, Saturday, 15 March 2008 00:59 (seventeen years ago)

TS: Denise Lambert vs. Becky Lucas

banriquit, Thursday, 20 March 2008 23:42 (seventeen years ago)

um, maybe the moderators could install a temporary moratorium on meta-threads for awhile

timely thread

gershy, Thursday, 20 March 2008 23:51 (seventeen years ago)

Fucking drop this sick shit NOW

Dom Passantino, Friday, 21 March 2008 10:51 (seventeen years ago)

before clicking on that, i was guessing it would be pash on some screed against me/chaki/dom

gershy, Friday, 21 March 2008 15:55 (seventeen years ago)

I can't access ilx.wh3rd threads?

nickalicious, Friday, 21 March 2008 23:49 (seventeen years ago)

Mevermind, I figured it out!

nickalicious, Friday, 21 March 2008 23:58 (seventeen years ago)

actually, blount...

Electronic Bugaloo, Saturday, 22 March 2008 00:22 (seventeen years ago)

Who on ILX is in your league?
Google search brings up ILX regular!

Electronic Bugaloo, Saturday, 22 March 2008 00:38 (seventeen years ago)

who on ILX is in your league is pure gold

max, Saturday, 22 March 2008 00:44 (seventeen years ago)

Well, there's a little truth in everything. Personally, I'M not satisfied with the real world, it probably ain't too happy with me, and I'd like to cockpunch (my new fav. word, btw) whoever came up with this bullshit Cinderella crap. I digress.
-- luna (luna.c), Wednesday, August 6, 2003 11:39 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

max, Saturday, 22 March 2008 00:44 (seventeen years ago)

Not me, though, you'll hate me.
-- luna (luna.c), Wednesday, August 6, 2003 3:04 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

max, Saturday, 22 March 2008 00:54 (seventeen years ago)

Fuck Me I'm Famous: Who Here Has Dated or Slept With a Celebrity?

Electronic Bugaloo, Saturday, 22 March 2008 00:58 (seventeen years ago)

Celebrity Worship Fun -- Whose bathwater would you readily consume?

Electronic Bugaloo, Saturday, 22 March 2008 01:02 (seventeen years ago)

dom's time has come!

roxymuzak, Saturday, 22 March 2008 01:51 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.network54.com/Forum/323138/thread/1089633940/last-1089816688/ILX+or+Your+Relationship-

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 14:19 (seventeen years ago)

Frank Kogan's forthcoming "Real Punks Don't Wear Black"

Electronic Bugaloo, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 15:30 (seventeen years ago)

ADMIN: Killfiles?

gershy, Thursday, 27 March 2008 02:20 (seventeen years ago)

tusken raider haw

El Tomboto, Thursday, 27 March 2008 04:46 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

The weirdest place you've masturbated?

max, Monday, 14 April 2008 17:08 (seventeen years ago)

.

bug, Monday, 14 April 2008 17:23 (seventeen years ago)

summer 2004: i am crepier than tuomas

roxymuzak, Monday, 14 April 2008 18:06 (seventeen years ago)

test

chaki, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 00:04 (seventeen years ago)

were you ever really banned???

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:11 (seventeen years ago)

yah! ask gr8080.

chaki, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:45 (seventeen years ago)

grady you are worse than estie!

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:59 (seventeen years ago)

(jk, tempbans are no big shit)

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 04:00 (seventeen years ago)

they are fun even

chaki, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 04:01 (seventeen years ago)

it's like being the recipient of a gentle prank

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 04:08 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Lester Bangs is dood

roxymuzak, Monday, 12 May 2008 21:20 (seventeen years ago)

eating disorders - can we talk?

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 22:29 (seventeen years ago)

compartmentalizing your friendships

Shot on 8mm Video, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 23:20 (seventeen years ago)

more of a post very much out of character (ie serious revive)

glad you found it interesting (heave?)

bobby bedelia, Wednesday, 14 May 2008 02:08 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

JAIL CAM

Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 6 July 2008 20:24 (sixteen years ago)

oh holy shit, check out the guestbook: http://www.tnacso.net/guest/

"NOTICE All guestbook comments will be reviewed by our webmaster before being placed online."

And then look at some of the actual comments:

George from Miami, FL www

You need to put the webcams in the recerational areas anywhere inside the prison. We wanna see real inmates with violence and inappropriate sexual behavior. Maybe even have an inmate chat with ppl from the outside.
Wednesday, February 2, 2005 @ 6:36 am

Hahahah

-- Mickey (modestmickey), Thursday, February 3, 2005 5:09 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

forksclovetofu, Monday, 7 July 2008 00:20 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

chaki

gr8080, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 22:42 (sixteen years ago)

What is the matter?

carne asada, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 22:45 (sixteen years ago)

lol

gr8080, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 22:57 (sixteen years ago)

hahahaha

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 03:44 (sixteen years ago)

*laughs out loud*

max, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 03:56 (sixteen years ago)

*grins*

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 13:29 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Gershy, Revivalist

carne asada, Friday, 19 September 2008 22:10 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.nexusresources.com.au/oscom/images/HowToWin.jpg

El Tomboto, Friday, 19 September 2008 22:12 (sixteen years ago)

i see him every sunday on AIM
i see him every sunday on AIM
i see him every sunday on AIM
i see him every sunday on AIM

○◙genital grinder◙○ (roxymuzak), Saturday, 20 September 2008 14:44 (sixteen years ago)

If someone told you you could pay a dollar to perform any sexual act with Nicole Richie, OR pay ten thousand dollars to beat her ugly pitbull face unrecognizable with the big end of a Snapple bottle,

Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 20:52 (sixteen years ago)

Roger Adultrey: one of the game's great characters

Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 20:52 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

*restrains self*

velko, Thursday, 13 November 2008 05:27 (sixteen years ago)

http://i5.tinypic.com/63sgb49.jpg

myspace password secretary (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 13 November 2008 05:28 (sixteen years ago)

Marcello, are you ok?

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 20 November 2008 13:10 (sixteen years ago)

that one went well ;)

eman, Thursday, 20 November 2008 16:51 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...

sana butt

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 11:31 (sixteen years ago)

roxy, i appreciate your post graveyard shift thread strategy of entertaining yourself w/ revives. makes late nite ilx fun for those who dont sleep

jordy (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 11:40 (sixteen years ago)

haw

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 11:42 (sixteen years ago)

I have a triangular anus

Come! let's visit the fruit people (tron), Sunday, 25 January 2009 09:15 (sixteen years ago)

i could revive

velko, Sunday, 25 January 2009 09:19 (sixteen years ago)

some scrofulous shit in these ilx annals

roxymuzak, Sunday, 25 January 2009 11:32 (sixteen years ago)

sana butt unlocked

jelky (jergins), Sunday, 25 January 2009 21:30 (sixteen years ago)

thankig u.

gr8080, Monday, 26 January 2009 09:22 (sixteen years ago)

The Lollies "Taste": 2-stars in Q

Mare Street tour guide (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 29 January 2009 19:50 (sixteen years ago)

lawlies

eman, Thursday, 29 January 2009 20:27 (sixteen years ago)

Unban our friend Heave Ho

gr8080, Friday, 30 January 2009 02:23 (sixteen years ago)

lol gershy you are the last one standing

― El Tomboto, Sunday, 16 March 2008 22:14 (10 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Mare Street tour guide (Dom Passantino), Friday, 30 January 2009 02:25 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.liu.edu/cwis/cwp/library/sc/posters/web/Picture7.jpg

velko, Friday, 30 January 2009 03:13 (sixteen years ago)

http://images80.imikimi.com/image/images_full/52100980.gif

pwner's manual (omar little), Friday, 30 January 2009 03:15 (sixteen years ago)

ILX retirment note archive

Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Saturday, 7 February 2009 23:44 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.greenspun.com/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg.tcl?msg_id=007w6x

lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, 15 February 2009 03:08 (sixteen years ago)

Ban anti-semetic poster Jon Williams

lol (roxymuzak), Monday, 16 February 2009 03:10 (sixteen years ago)

jw or chaki calling for someone's bannage vs luna calling someone a sockpuppet

velko, Monday, 16 February 2009 03:17 (sixteen years ago)

love them both!!! i could never choose

lol (roxymuzak), Monday, 16 February 2009 03:21 (sixteen years ago)

This is the Thread for When You Feel Awesome

velko, Thursday, 26 February 2009 22:25 (sixteen years ago)

LOL

always on time, possibly goth (Matt P), Thursday, 26 February 2009 22:27 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

what even happened here ASK A GABBNEB

WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Sunday, 29 March 2009 12:03 (sixteen years ago)

There's a guy outside my window who's been threatening to jump all night!

velko, Friday, 10 April 2009 19:30 (sixteen years ago)

i wanna ask gabbie wat a blended haircut even is

Dr. Phil, Friday, 10 April 2009 19:49 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

small moments of sentimentality

tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 3 May 2009 00:00 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

Attention: Moderators

······ (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 5 June 2009 18:01 (sixteen years ago)

lol @ stet

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080)(gr8080)♪☺♫☻ (velko), Friday, 5 June 2009 18:37 (sixteen years ago)

Rolling HARDMAN thread 2007

am0n, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 14:42 (sixteen years ago)

on top of that spiralli himself was in the room when jagger murdered ghost rider with chaki's kitchen knife, and wouldn't you know

― TOMBOT, Thursday, December 18, 2008 11:50 AM (5 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what happened to ghost rider?

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 14:46 (sixteen years ago)

old ----> new

am0n, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 14:53 (sixteen years ago)

That thread makes me lol.

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:23 (sixteen years ago)

Internet hardmens.

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:24 (sixteen years ago)

clickity clackity clickity clackity clickity clackity clickity clackity clickity clackity clickity clackity tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tappity tap tap tap tap CLICK!

"Yes. I showed him.

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:25 (sixteen years ago)

LET'S AGREE THAT WE'VE HAD ENOUGH

velko, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 17:41 (sixteen years ago)

*golf clap*

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 15 June 2009 21:25 (sixteen years ago)

MICHAEL JACKSON HAS NOT KILLED HIMSELF!

velko, Thursday, 25 June 2009 22:50 (fifteen years ago)

Michael Jackson, fuck off and die already

velko, Thursday, 25 June 2009 22:59 (fifteen years ago)

Is it locked? Is there some reason you can't do it?

bamcquern, Thursday, 25 June 2009 23:48 (fifteen years ago)

¯\(°_o)/¯

velko, Thursday, 25 June 2009 23:54 (fifteen years ago)

out of respect for michael jackson's grieving family

harbl, Thursday, 25 June 2009 23:57 (fifteen years ago)

latoya posts on The Workshy Allstar Teadrinker's Society of North

velko, Thursday, 25 June 2009 23:58 (fifteen years ago)

my condolences

harbl, Thursday, 25 June 2009 23:59 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

WEED MATH

gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Monday, 13 July 2009 05:32 (fifteen years ago)

y cant u revive

rubberband canks (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 July 2009 05:33 (fifteen years ago)

it would ruin it

gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Monday, 13 July 2009 05:34 (fifteen years ago)

oh ok

rubberband canks (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 July 2009 05:34 (fifteen years ago)

y kant harbl read

tehresa, Monday, 13 July 2009 05:35 (fifteen years ago)

I Syrup fun?

carne asada, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 22:16 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Sydney

http://tinyurl.com/mnd3bd (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 31 July 2009 20:32 (fifteen years ago)

lol hueg pussy

carne asada, Friday, 31 July 2009 22:50 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.tudorguild.org/images/P/Heave%20Ho-2100014-S.jpg

Some day, he'll be the answer to the question: "Granddaddy, when did you first hear about Search Engine Optimization?"

http://tinyurl.com/mnd3bd (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 1 August 2009 04:57 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Deej and Jordan S: or how can you post so friggan much and still have no discernible posting style or personality?

because:

1. Legit question.
2. wtf sarge, quitting as football season is just upon us. what is wrong with you?

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 27 August 2009 12:19 (fifteen years ago)

what the FUCK happened to the ROBOTS IN DIS GUYS thread? is it really deleted forever? i will be so so sad

my bach penises and their contrapuntal technique (the table is the table), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 03:22 (fifteen years ago)

letter of complaint from the artist iirc

jair (jergins), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 03:27 (fifteen years ago)

sarge will be back for football, i'm told

king dom, come (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 03:27 (fifteen years ago)

it's sad, the robots. i miss them

jair (jergins), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 03:27 (fifteen years ago)

no it's ok. they went to join the happy robots.

tehresa, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 04:44 (fifteen years ago)

heaven needed its optimus primed to make its star scream.

crappy, use her name (latebloomer), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 14:52 (fifteen years ago)

OMG did that thread srsly get deleted? ;_;

Spy in the Cab Sav (Trayce), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 06:33 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=64127#unread

it all went down hill post lokakuuta imo

Finlandia Jones and the Sugban Crusade (carne asada), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 17:29 (fifteen years ago)

No. Just... no.

luol deng (am0n), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 19:22 (fifteen years ago)

This board is not at all appealing!

velko, Thursday, 10 December 2009 05:39 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

those worms in shits like th

shartin jort (am0n), Tuesday, 29 December 2009 16:05 (fifteen years ago)

Sad Clown Porn - why?

velko, Tuesday, 29 December 2009 16:15 (fifteen years ago)

Ban anti-semetic poster Jon Williams

― lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, February 15, 2009 9:10 PM (10 months ago) Bookmark

:D

bnw, Tuesday, 29 December 2009 16:26 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

I HATE BRITNEY SPEARS

♖♕♖ (am0n), Thursday, 21 January 2010 06:14 (fifteen years ago)

this one had so much potential

sarahel, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 04:39 (fifteen years ago)

LOL Tombot's zing before lockdown was pretty hilarious.

millivanillimillenary (Trayce), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 05:02 (fifteen years ago)

britney's unlocked

jergins, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 05:45 (fifteen years ago)

unleashed

jergins, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 05:45 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

This Board Sucks

am0n, Friday, 12 February 2010 22:46 (fifteen years ago)

wait why, it's perfect

nsuomy (ramon cora), Saturday, 13 February 2010 02:16 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Mediocre sockpuppets

velko, Sunday, 7 March 2010 21:31 (fifteen years ago)

make a post in the style of the poster above you

am0n, Thursday, 18 March 2010 15:26 (fifteen years ago)

puppies!

― latebloomer, Thursday, November 8, 2007 12:40 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

aliens!

― s1ocki, Thursday, November 8, 2007 12:54 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

puns!

― deej, Thursday, November 8, 2007 12:55 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Big Pun!

― jaymc, Thursday, November 8, 2007 12:55 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 18 March 2010 18:38 (fifteen years ago)

Chad Poll

velko, Friday, 26 March 2010 03:57 (fifteen years ago)

otm

Just Another Lyre (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 26 March 2010 04:38 (fifteen years ago)

http://i39.tinypic.com/21eqcud.jpg

turkeylurkeyknull, Saturday, 27 March 2010 09:22 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Submachine game

☀ ☃ (am0n), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:34 (fifteen years ago)

Rolling old posts reposted for no real reason other than snarkiness thread

various incomprehensible beefs (Aerosol), Monday, 12 April 2010 22:22 (fifteen years ago)

thread coulda been a contender

velko, Monday, 12 April 2010 22:25 (fifteen years ago)

zinging for no apparent reason

Big Fate (as Alvin 'Xzibit' Joiner) (history mayne), Monday, 12 April 2010 22:53 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

THEY MOVED ME NEXT TO ELITIST HIPSTER DOUCHEBAG AT WORK

am0n, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 22:00 (fifteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/owangotang/UltimateWarrior.gif

am0n, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 22:03 (fifteen years ago)

If that douchebag Whiney can get a book deal, then why the hell can't I?

ban anyone who posts approvingly to this thread

we fucken should support fellow ilxors doing awesome things, no lie

― ksh, Wednesday, April 14, 2010 3:02 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

rolling stupid fruity crazy frog (history mayne), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 19:35 (fifteen years ago)

you just freaked out our director of LOLs

i dunno it just seems more "inevitable" than "funny" to me.

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, March 11, 2009 4:38 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

Lamp, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 19:39 (fifteen years ago)

ban anyone who posts approvingly to this thread

we fucken should support fellow ilxors doing awesome things, no lie

― ksh, Wednesday, April 14, 2010 3:02 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

hahaha wtf

ibaka flocka flame (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 23:55 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Why is Su Miller such a LOUD STUPID BITCH?

velko, Friday, 21 May 2010 01:21 (fifteen years ago)

RIP Destruye's "Rubies"

in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 21 May 2010 01:27 (fifteen years ago)

what's even going on in that su miller thread

gil (omarion's cousin), Friday, 21 May 2010 01:42 (fifteen years ago)

please welcome ramzi awn

2 minute sock interval (velko), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 19:24 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

THOSE FUCKING ENGLAND FAGS!

sites.younglife.org:8080 (history mayne), Saturday, 12 June 2010 23:48 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=76803

☼ (Lamp), Thursday, 5 August 2010 18:18 (fourteen years ago)

;_;

sarahel, Thursday, 5 August 2010 18:28 (fourteen years ago)

#1 Urdu love poetry and dating site on the net

buzza, Saturday, 7 August 2010 18:40 (fourteen years ago)

three months pass...

can noize have embeds

bitter fattey redux (buzza), Thursday, 25 November 2010 04:27 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Just me or is ILX pretty damn cranky lately?

srsly cut it out everyone ffs

smexy fishy hawt joey martin (acoleuthic), Monday, 20 December 2010 17:56 (fourteen years ago)

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g123/asofterworld/506204g.gif same shit different thread http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g123/asofterworld/506204g.gif

― am0n, Monday, September 20, 2010 4:11 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

o tannenbaum, o judge (crüt), Monday, 20 December 2010 17:59 (fourteen years ago)

two months pass...

seriously though ban burt_stanton

buzza, Saturday, 19 March 2011 08:23 (fourteen years ago)

Meta RONG

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 31 March 2011 16:53 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=58899

lol ok (Lamp), Friday, 1 April 2011 17:06 (fourteen years ago)

pictures of people who are not gabbneb

☠ (roxymuzak), Thursday, 14 April 2011 00:20 (fourteen years ago)

two months pass...

Marissa Marchant is gone off the net because of you

THIS UNMODERATED ABUSE BOARD, CALLED "I LOVE MUSIC." WHAT A JOKE.

151 bieber gang (absolutely clean glasses), Monday, 27 June 2011 12:03 (thirteen years ago)

chicken

rip nyc chicken (am0n), Friday, 1 July 2011 18:52 (thirteen years ago)

also thread of value

how many sb'ings do you have? (buzza), Friday, 1 July 2011 19:21 (thirteen years ago)

― honk

rip nyc chicken (am0n), Friday, 1 July 2011 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=66438

rip nyc chicken (am0n), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 15:56 (thirteen years ago)

three months pass...

Solid Black Shit

lol waggoner (am0n), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 20:11 (thirteen years ago)

Meta - Thread/Topic Ownership

lol waggoner (am0n), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 20:34 (thirteen years ago)

^^ Both of those unlocked, btw.

pplains, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 20:38 (thirteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/laurae55/decliningstandards.jpg

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 20:39 (thirteen years ago)

Meta - Thread/Topic Ownership

― gershy, Sunday, December 16, 2007 1:03 AM

lol waggoner (am0n), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 20:48 (thirteen years ago)

Great thread

velko, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

hi

lol waggoner (am0n), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 21:09 (thirteen years ago)

hi

buzza, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 00:50 (thirteen years ago)

Dee's blowup in that meta thread is ultra o_0. It was weird how she went from constantly over-apologetic over-enthusiastic fangirl to this snarling, bitchy, unpleasant ball of ragequit.

Trayce, Saturday, 5 November 2011 23:57 (thirteen years ago)

two months pass...

No if's, and's or butts

one dis leads to another (ian), Thursday, 19 January 2012 16:31 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Dr. Morbius Threats of Violence Poll Nominations Thread

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 21:53 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

help me with a meth problem

buzza, Thursday, 1 March 2012 03:49 (thirteen years ago)

ban nakhchivan

toandos, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 05:33 (thirteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

Electronic Bugaloo

buzza, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 01:05 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

A WARNING to the perverts and pornographers of IRE

barman's bar mitz (unregistered), Friday, 25 May 2012 23:43 (thirteen years ago)

R.I.P. sexess.org links

♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 31 May 2012 01:57 (thirteen years ago)

four months pass...

Give some money to charity.

pplains, Thursday, 25 October 2012 13:24 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

threadban Matt P

乒乓, Friday, 14 December 2012 22:45 (twelve years ago)

got shut down right when i was getting high-fives :(

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 14 December 2012 22:51 (twelve years ago)

*high fives n/a*

estela, Friday, 14 December 2012 23:08 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

A New Random Pictures Thread!

pplains, Thursday, 31 January 2013 15:21 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

i use beatport

how's life, Thursday, 25 April 2013 21:50 (twelve years ago)

five months pass...

Does N3D RAGG3TT smoke weed?

Remember! The cormorant is a big brrd. It has got a long neck. (unregistered), Sunday, 29 September 2013 17:47 (eleven years ago)

Thanks Again, ARSEHOLES

buzza, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 06:27 (eleven years ago)

― dude dude

.ılılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­̲̅̅|̲­̅­̅­●­̲­̅­̅­|­l­l­ıl (am0n), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 15:38 (eleven years ago)

favorite thread titles:

dude dude is close

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 15:46 (eleven years ago)

seven months pass...

the smoke persian

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 22 May 2014 17:31 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/nJnD26r.gif

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 22 May 2014 17:31 (eleven years ago)

can i have some simpsons porn

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 23 May 2014 00:48 (eleven years ago)

two months pass...

ITT: The Starchild Skull

am0n, Monday, 18 August 2014 15:38 (ten years ago)

eleven months pass...
two weeks pass...

Ralf Hutter's blind date: An ILX Collaborative Tragicomedy

Well, technically I could but I would not want to spoil the perfection. (And you shouldn't either!)

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 9 August 2015 16:06 (nine years ago)

Blingee Pic Postin' Korner

gr8080, Monday, 17 August 2015 19:57 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

Oooh hello, this is Gary Numan...

brimstead, Monday, 21 September 2015 04:50 (nine years ago)

ban gabbneb
ban gabbneb
ban gabbneb

just astor (alomar lines), Monday, 21 September 2015 04:52 (nine years ago)

damn, guess i picked the wrong thread...

brimstead, Monday, 21 September 2015 05:24 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

ASK A GABBNEB

welltris (crüt), Wednesday, 21 October 2015 23:23 (nine years ago)

ethan, i am most certainly not a no limit soldier.

― double bird strike (gabbneb), Friday, January 16, 2009 7:25 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

welltris (crüt), Wednesday, 21 October 2015 23:28 (nine years ago)

four years pass...

lets cyberfuck
https://www.tesla.com/cybertruck

💠 (crüt), Friday, 22 November 2019 18:28 (five years ago)

Lol

Conceptualize Wyverns (latebloomer), Saturday, 23 November 2019 18:37 (five years ago)


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