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hey dudes real quick can we provide some real examples of overuse of internet abbrev inna early 09 hoos/roxy stylee lol <3 tbh

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 22:05 (fifteen years ago)

like provide quotations or invent u own imo either way tbrr

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 22:05 (fifteen years ago)

"to be really real"?!

on a top secret challops mission in contraristan (The Reverend), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 22:06 (fifteen years ago)

- you and rox using "tbh", "iirc" and "imo" as the meaning the same thing

sbarro never dies (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 22:06 (fifteen years ago)

rev u never heard tbrr

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 22:13 (fifteen years ago)

be srs

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 22:13 (fifteen years ago)

i think we've used tbrr various times on aim

sbarro never dies (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 22:13 (fifteen years ago)

iirc abbrevs have been essential to the nu nu nu 1p3 era and its unique style of concision and lolz

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 22:14 (fifteen years ago)

rly tho

sbarro never dies (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 22:15 (fifteen years ago)

lookin for extended usess that are not about abbrevs in and of themselves, where they have some kind of context

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 22:24 (fifteen years ago)

am i making this not fun

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 22:50 (fifteen years ago)

tbh i don't understand what your last post even means. maybs it's just me tho

sbarro never dies (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 22:50 (fifteen years ago)

the motive behind gratuitous abbrev usage shifted from the commentary on internet acronyms to the commentary on the commentary on internet acronyms sometime around July 23, 2009, ii(imho)rc.

sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 22:51 (fifteen years ago)

like

just tryna find examples of use of abbrevs where the whole post aint like 'tbh' and the followup is 'afaik'

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 22:55 (fifteen years ago)

a cthulhu is not a squid iirc??????

― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Friday, May 1, 2009 9:44 PM (5 months ago)

close enough imo

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, May 1, 2009 9:46 PM (5 months ago)

sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

!!! precisely ty

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 23:02 (fifteen years ago)

yvw BHakatsd. kir!

sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 23:04 (fifteen years ago)

o, u

steamed hams (harbl), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 23:13 (fifteen years ago)

Young teen girls owned this way long ago via phone text messages. Hoos and Roxy way cooler though.

dice in my pockets (csa), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 23:15 (fifteen years ago)

are there any further examples iyo

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 23:56 (fifteen years ago)

you jerks have basically ruined the english used in my internal monologue iirc

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 01:46 (fifteen years ago)

proposal for the board: imil == i mean it's like...i am working this into my internet conversation due to frequent use fwiw

chemical ali v. chemical frazier (m bison), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 02:18 (fifteen years ago)

my internal monologue is ruined too. normally i think "god...what?!" at people and now it's more like "lmbo tbh"

steamed hams (harbl), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 02:36 (fifteen years ago)

pretty sure the answer is SEVERAL BOTTLES OF WHISKEY itc

― h3len k. (Lamp), Wednesday, October 21, 2009 1:52 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

itc = in this case? if so, welcome to my personal abbrev lexicon, itc

chemical ali v. chemical frazier (m bison), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 16:48 (fifteen years ago)

do any of you guys remember the abbrev csmb (cupid saved my butt) and its racier cousin csma (cupid saved my a$$) from the old America Online game Slingo? I've been meaning for years to work those terms into my everyday speech, but to no avail.

sleighdog mcdonald (unregistered), Thursday, 22 October 2009 00:24 (fifteen years ago)

my favoriteis "tbrr w/u"

e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:36 (fifteen years ago)

"imo...in everyone's o"

e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:37 (fifteen years ago)

to me this is the point where shit got real:

chelives1986 (2:20:25 AM): ^^^^^^ that DUDE imo
roxymuzak (2:20:29 AM): THAT DUDE AFAIK
chelives1986 (2:20:54 AM): just sayin that dude <6 if u will + btw
roxymuzak (2:21:25 AM): that DUDE iirc + imo, tbh
roxymuzak (2:21:33 AM): is n/l
chelives1986 (2:21:44 AM): otm
roxymuzak (2:21:46 AM): ty
chelives1986 (2:21:55 AM): np

e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:38 (fifteen years ago)

and also that one thread where we just inexplicably say "lmp" and "nt" and seem to understand each other

e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 October 2009 21:38 (fifteen years ago)

^ prob my favorite exchange ever on ilx

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 October 2009 23:00 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

tbtt

pugwant (The Reverend), Monday, 11 January 2010 06:15 (fifteen years ago)

i saw a licence plate yesterday that said 11RIC and i thought, if that driver recalls incorrectly.

estela, Monday, 11 January 2010 12:22 (fifteen years ago)

lol estela

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Monday, 11 January 2010 12:41 (fifteen years ago)

tbuu

petprojectfoundation.org/success/roberto.jpg (unregistered), Monday, 11 January 2010 17:38 (fifteen years ago)

ttyih

The Reverend, Thursday, 21 January 2010 08:46 (fifteen years ago)

i don't know what either of those mean.

gpady80 (tehresa), Thursday, 21 January 2010 09:09 (fifteen years ago)

I just found out what wkiw means

cogito, ergo some dude (dyao), Thursday, 21 January 2010 09:44 (fifteen years ago)

to be uniquely you

plaxico (I know, right?), Thursday, 21 January 2010 12:04 (fifteen years ago)

talk to you in hell

plaxico (I know, right?), Thursday, 21 January 2010 12:04 (fifteen years ago)

to be unreally unreal

pass the chicken & listen (unregistered), Thursday, 21 January 2010 15:16 (fifteen years ago)

oops u fail the 1p3 test leave it at front desk

plaxico (I know, right?), Thursday, 21 January 2010 20:41 (fifteen years ago)

to be totally truthful

when I met you last night, baby, before you opened up your GAPDY (The Reverend), Saturday, 23 January 2010 03:23 (fifteen years ago)

to be trilly-trill

S.E., we runnin' this FAP shit (roxymuzak), Sunday, 31 January 2010 03:44 (fifteen years ago)

truly trill

zvincter (The Reverend), Sunday, 31 January 2010 04:32 (fifteen years ago)

i suppose they mean the same thing, really

S.E., we runnin' this FAP shit (roxymuzak), Monday, 1 February 2010 02:25 (fifteen years ago)

to be technically tautological

zvincter (The Reverend), Monday, 1 February 2010 02:58 (fifteen years ago)

iwk

plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 1 February 2010 22:10 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

srsly

Ted. E. Bear, P.I. (Z S), Sunday, 4 April 2010 03:05 (fifteen years ago)

lmao i started this thread to help the girl with a hw assignment about internet subcultures

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 April 2010 06:56 (fifteen years ago)

cross post

http://i44.tinypic.com/2j3663k.png

jihad mane (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 April 2010 07:19 (fifteen years ago)

awesome

ksh, Sunday, 4 April 2010 07:21 (fifteen years ago)

i love how your handle is in itself an ABBREV

jihad mane (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 April 2010 07:25 (fifteen years ago)

lol smh

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 April 2010 07:30 (fifteen years ago)

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i love how your handle is in itself an ABBREV

― jihad mane (J0rdan S.)

truth bomb

ksh, Sunday, 4 April 2010 07:31 (fifteen years ago)

dying over smh

billion holla baby (roxymuzak), Sunday, 4 April 2010 16:55 (fifteen years ago)

sydney morning herald is the new smh

The Reverend, Monday, 5 April 2010 02:23 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

i have a strong distaste for "fuiud" cuz it just looks like "fluid"

World B. FAP (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 6 May 2010 01:14 (fifteen years ago)

still haven't figured that one out

ayo for dyao (samosa gibreel), Thursday, 6 May 2010 01:34 (fifteen years ago)

fuck u if u disagree

World B. FAP (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 6 May 2010 01:35 (fifteen years ago)

It also looks like fluid to me and I had no idea what it meant either.

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Thursday, 6 May 2010 01:35 (fifteen years ago)

sorry, i have been using that one a lot lately

you might be a goon but what's a goon to a viking? (The Reverend), Thursday, 6 May 2010 01:37 (fifteen years ago)

fuiud is awesome fuiud

vike me down (dyao), Thursday, 6 May 2010 01:38 (fifteen years ago)

thanking u, dyao

you might be a goon but what's a goon to a viking? (The Reverend), Thursday, 6 May 2010 01:38 (fifteen years ago)

fuiuduta

ayo for dyao (samosa gibreel), Thursday, 6 May 2010 01:41 (fifteen years ago)

it took me a year or two to figure out what ilx meant by smh, bcz even irl ppl stopped saying "the herald" and switched to "the smh" for the dead tree version, after the url gained ubiq 10 yrs back

(you drop the definite article to refer to the web version, as in "it's on smh" or "did you check smh?")

Oh boy, Midgard! That's where I'm a Viking! (sic), Thursday, 6 May 2010 02:32 (fifteen years ago)

fuiudw/tn/lr

roxymuzak, Thursday, 6 May 2010 21:01 (fifteen years ago)

fuck u if u disagree with the next level, really?

moderator requiem forum (The Reverend), Thursday, 6 May 2010 21:47 (fifteen years ago)

tbrr is the best thing of all time

This is four-dimensional art; the 4th dimension is incredibly powerful. (Abbott), Thursday, 6 May 2010 22:52 (fifteen years ago)

ikr

plax (ico), Thursday, 6 May 2010 22:54 (fifteen years ago)

yes, i really love tbrrw/u also

roxymuzak, Saturday, 8 May 2010 16:30 (fifteen years ago)

tbh rev i cant even remember what i wanted the r to be in that but you got basically everything else right. fu if u disagree with that next level _____

roxymuzak, Saturday, 8 May 2010 16:31 (fifteen years ago)

next level realness (imo)

stupidfruityswagaliciousexpialidocious (m bison), Saturday, 8 May 2010 16:45 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

wonder if eps is gonna take off

doop snobby snobb (history mayne), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 15:59 (fifteen years ago)

Slocki's trying to make it happen and I think I'm OK with it tbh.

o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 16:33 (fifteen years ago)

eps?

plax (ico), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 16:57 (fifteen years ago)

earth and planetary sciences

...Funtown. (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 16:58 (fifteen years ago)

imo "abbrevvi" > "abbrev" http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&boardid=77&threadid=77820&bookmarkedmessageid=1241134

some innovative/infuriating abbrevvis from recent history mayne posts: deriv, electch, hilars, cray

some dude, Friday, 11 June 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)

ive heard hilars and cray (usually as cray-cray) used irl

i don't always play indie, but when i do, i prefer xx (m bison), Friday, 11 June 2010 17:34 (fifteen years ago)

hilar/hilaire always make me froth at the mouth but hilars was new to me so i totally saw red

some dude, Friday, 11 June 2010 17:38 (fifteen years ago)

electch is too hard to pronounce, but i love hilaire. bc of the s1ocki.

horseshoe, Friday, 11 June 2010 23:19 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

real talk

pass le corbusier (s1ocki), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 05:58 (fourteen years ago)

i mean... can u imag?

― janice (surm), Thursday, July 8, 2010 9:16 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

some dude, Saturday, 10 July 2010 22:47 (fourteen years ago)

four months pass...

i think i have a new one tttt

The Reverend, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 03:22 (fourteen years ago)

talk to the tang

aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 03:29 (fourteen years ago)

talk to the taint

aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 03:29 (fourteen years ago)

truly trailing tremulous tamarinds

aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 03:29 (fourteen years ago)

i've never said nt to lmp tbf

Ian Riese-Moran (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 03:31 (fourteen years ago)

yes, it is talk to the taint tnttt

The Reverend, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 07:13 (fourteen years ago)

nt

tim lincecum in a giants snuggie (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 07:52 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

to tell the truth

banjee trillness (The Reverend), Sunday, 6 February 2011 19:25 (fourteen years ago)

http://blog.enterpriseitplanet.com/green/blog/blogpost_img/delete_key_flickr.jpg

J0rdan S., Thursday, 10 February 2011 08:01 (fourteen years ago)

otm iirc smdh

banjee trillness (The Reverend), Thursday, 10 February 2011 12:36 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

this thread should be called IMOdb

pop the s1ock (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 3 March 2011 01:25 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha i ALMOST said IMOdb in my young guns title but i wasnt sure how clear it would be

☠ (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 March 2011 01:28 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

tfg

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, April 7, 2011 11:38 PM Bookmark

banjee trillness (The Reverend), Saturday, 9 April 2011 07:24 (fourteen years ago)

"ymmv" is my least favorite because it doesnt really make any sense the way people use it

Oink Administrator (gr8080), Saturday, 9 April 2011 22:27 (fourteen years ago)

i know its commonly accepted that "your mileage may vary" is interchangeable with "i don't like it but maybe you might" but it bugs me cause thats way different from: "depending on what kind of route you're taking and how much traffic you're sitting it, you may get more or less miles on a tank of gas with the same vehicle"

Oink Administrator (gr8080), Saturday, 9 April 2011 22:32 (fourteen years ago)

i used to wonder if it stood for 'you make me vomit' but disappointingly it didn't. i still pretend it does anyway, it livens things up.

estela, Saturday, 9 April 2011 22:49 (fourteen years ago)

when i was first dipping into AOL chat rooms at age 13 i thought that "lol" meant one person was calling out another person as a "Loser On-Line"

Oink Administrator (gr8080), Saturday, 9 April 2011 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

whenever someone nrotm gets told they are otm i pretend the praiser is saying 'off the meds'.

estela, Saturday, 9 April 2011 22:55 (fourteen years ago)

that is cute about loser online

☠ (roxymuzak), Saturday, 9 April 2011 22:57 (fourteen years ago)

on footy threads it means over the moon

the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 April 2011 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

hoos was really persistent at the start of this thread.

Oink Administrator (gr8080), Saturday, 9 April 2011 22:59 (fourteen years ago)

haha i love that insistent, enthusiastic version of hoos

☠ (roxymuzak), Saturday, 9 April 2011 23:00 (fourteen years ago)

like hoos 2.5

☠ (roxymuzak), Saturday, 9 April 2011 23:00 (fourteen years ago)

yeah but like in this case he was insistent and enthusiastic about other people looking for his own posts

Oink Administrator (gr8080), Saturday, 9 April 2011 23:07 (fourteen years ago)

his own posts where he does his own thing

Oink Administrator (gr8080), Saturday, 9 April 2011 23:07 (fourteen years ago)

i know lol

it is ludicrous - still makes me laugh

should post on "conceits"

☠ (roxymuzak), Saturday, 9 April 2011 23:13 (fourteen years ago)

hey guys can you post examples of where i posted pictures of myself w/ a girl on my shoulders? thanks.

Oink Administrator (gr8080), Saturday, 9 April 2011 23:21 (fourteen years ago)

am i making this not fun

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, October 13, 2009 6:50 PM (1 year ago)

☠ (roxymuzak), Saturday, 9 April 2011 23:23 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

Am I the only one who says "AY-fack" and "AY-fact"?

Spo-Dee-O-Dee-Dopaliscious! (The Reverend), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

afaik I don't use queso on my non-b'fast tacos

― swag the dog (The Reverend), Wednesday, January 6, 2010 6:49 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

afauk

― plaxico (I know, right?), Wednesday, January 6, 2010 7:07 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ukhwdi

― swag the dog (The Reverend), Wednesday, January 6, 2010 7:23 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

damn str8

― plaxico (I know, right?), Wednesday, January 6, 2010 8:09 AM Bookmark

The Reverend, Saturday, 11 June 2011 08:56 (fourteen years ago)

^steady lolling at this

The Reverend, Saturday, 11 June 2011 09:01 (fourteen years ago)

two months pass...

ilxor posters please stop using kmt its really stupid

:: (Lamp), Thursday, 1 September 2011 07:01 (thirteen years ago)

killin my truth

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 1 September 2011 07:10 (thirteen years ago)

i think it's only lex that uses it?

J0rdan S., Thursday, 1 September 2011 07:39 (thirteen years ago)

idek

^how do we feel about this

J0rdan S., Friday, 2 September 2011 07:51 (thirteen years ago)

I prefer "id even k"

The-Dreams That Money Can Buy (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 2 September 2011 08:23 (thirteen years ago)

I am pro-idek

Scraping Pappa Off the Wheelie (crüt), Friday, 2 September 2011 08:45 (thirteen years ago)

hat in the bucket for id even k

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 2 September 2011 16:29 (thirteen years ago)

hat in the bucket?

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 2 September 2011 16:29 (thirteen years ago)

sure

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 2 September 2011 16:29 (thirteen years ago)

. . .

 (gr8080), Friday, 2 September 2011 16:41 (thirteen years ago)

ellipses . . . always so scintillating.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 2 September 2011 17:07 (thirteen years ago)

im personal o, i prefer id even k to idek

swagliacci (The Reverend), Sunday, 4 September 2011 03:10 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

meh, this is all normal imo. somehow Britishes people brainwash themselves every year into thinking it's gonna be sunny in August, when it blates never ever is.

― dog latin, Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:31 (1 minute ago) Bookmark

into this

mr. vertical (schlump), Thursday, 29 September 2011 15:34 (thirteen years ago)

seven months pass...

pvmiwhothehellisthat

― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Sunday, May 20, 2012 10:19 PM Bookmark

The Reverend, Monday, 21 May 2012 11:46 (thirteen years ago)

What the hell is or was kmt

the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Friday, 25 May 2012 04:10 (thirteen years ago)

"kissing my teeth"

Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 May 2012 08:14 (thirteen years ago)

"okay" apparently took too long to type, so it became "OK"

But even that was too long, so now it's just "K"

Lee971 (Lee626), Friday, 25 May 2012 10:51 (thirteen years ago)

oll korrect

judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Friday, 25 May 2012 10:57 (thirteen years ago)

any new abbrevs?

flopson, Friday, 25 May 2012 15:10 (thirteen years ago)

Kissing my teeth?!?!?!

the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Monday, 28 May 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kissing%20teeth

Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 May 2012 18:14 (thirteen years ago)

very, very retarded

the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:59 (thirteen years ago)

dpmo

jabba hands, Monday, 28 May 2012 23:10 (thirteen years ago)

vvr

flopson, Monday, 28 May 2012 23:14 (thirteen years ago)

tbvvr

flopson, Monday, 28 May 2012 23:17 (thirteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/4UJm3.jpg

○ (gr8080), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 20:34 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

prevalence of "wd" for "would" on ilx starting to drive me up a wall

some dude, Friday, 28 September 2012 11:54 (twelve years ago)

sorry to duuaw

the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Saturday, 29 September 2012 22:31 (twelve years ago)

i feel you sd

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 29 September 2012 22:32 (twelve years ago)

I know, wld is way better

The Most Typical and Popular Girl Rider (Crabbits), Saturday, 29 September 2012 23:26 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okay#Boston_abbreviation_fad

The abbreviation fad began in Boston in the summer of 1838 … OFM, "our first men," and used expressions like NG, "no go," GT, "gone to Texas," and SP, "small potatoes." Many of the abbreviated expressions were exaggerated misspellings, a stock in trade of the humorists of the day. One predecessor of okay was OW, "oll wright."[19]

The general fad is speculated to have existed in spoken or informal written U.S. English for a decade or more before its appearance in newspapers. OK's original presentation as "all correct" was later varied with spellings such as "Oll Korrect" or even "Ole Kurreck".

flopson, Friday, 19 October 2012 02:05 (twelve years ago)

imbo

k3vin k., Friday, 19 October 2012 02:05 (twelve years ago)

^misread lmbo as this earlier today

"in my butt's opinion"

k3vin k., Friday, 19 October 2012 02:06 (twelve years ago)

nice

flopson, Friday, 19 October 2012 19:14 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

http://poutperfection.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/what-does-idk-ly-ttyl-mean970.png

༼•̃͡ ɷ•̃͡༽ (am0n), Friday, 18 January 2013 20:28 (twelve years ago)

8 = Oral sex
9 = Parent is watching
99 = Parent no longer watching
143 = I love you
182 = I hate you
459 = I love you
831 = I love you
1174 = Nude club
420 = Marijuana
4Q = F*** You
ADR = Address
AITR = Adult in the room
ASL = Age/Sex/Location
Banana = Penis
BJ = Blow job
BOB = Battery operated boyfriend
CBF = Can’t be f***ed
CBJ = Covered blow job
CD9 or Code 9 = Parents are around
CYT = See you tomorrow
DURS = Damn you’re sexy
DUM = Do you masturbate?
DUSL = Do you scream loud?
F2F = Face to face
FAH = F**king A hot
FB = F*** buddy
FBI = Female Body Inspector
FILF = Father I’d like to F***
FMLTWIA = F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
FMUTA = F*** Me Up The A**
FO = F*** Off
FOL = Fond of leather
FWB = Friends with benefits
GAP = Got a pic?
GNOC = Get naked On cam
GYPO = Get your pants off
H4Y = Hot for you
I%I = Intercourse and inebriation
F/IB = In the front or in the back
IIT = Is it tight?
ILF/MD = I love female/male dominance
IMEZRU = I am easy, are you?
IWSN = I want sex now
ILU = I love you
IPN = I’m posting naked
ITS = Intense text sex
JAFO = Just another f***ing onlooker
J/O = Jerking off
JEOMK = Just ejaculated on my keyboard
KFY or K4Y = Kiss for you
Kitty = Vagina
KPC = Keeping parents clueless
KWSTA = Kiss with serious tongue action
LB?W/C = Like bondage? Whips or chains
LF = Let’s f***
LHOS = Let’s have online sex
LHSO = Let’s have sex online
LKITR = Little kid in the room
LMIRL = Let’s meet in real life
LY* or LU* = Anything beginning with these are forms of I love you
M4C = Meet for coffee
MorF = Male or female
MOOS = Member of the opposite sex
MOFO = Mother f***er
MOS = Mom over shoulder
MILF = Mother I’d like to f***
MIRL = Meet in real life
MOS = Mom Over Shoulder
MPFB = My personal f*** buddy
MSNUW = Miniskirt no underwear
MA = mature audience
NIFOC = Nude in front of the computer
NSFW = Not safe for work
OLL = Online love
P911 = Parent alert
PAL = Parents are listening
PAW = Parents are watching
PIR = Parent in room
PBB = Parent behind back
PLOS = Parents looking over shoulder
POM = Parent over my shoulder
POS = Parent over shoulder or piece Of sh**
PRW = Parents are watching
PRON = Porn
Q2C = Quick To cum
RU/18 = Are you over 18?
RUH = Are you horny?
RYO = Roll your own
S2R = Send to receive (photo)
SorG = Straight or gay
STM = Spank the monkey
TAW = Teachers are watching
TDTM = Talk dirty to me
TTA = Tap that ass
WYFM = Would you f*** me?
WYCM = Will you call me?
WYRN = What’s your real name?
WUF = Where you from?
XTC = Ecstasy

༼•̃͡ ɷ•̃͡༽ (am0n), Friday, 18 January 2013 20:47 (twelve years ago)

NIFOC IPN IWSN GYPO

༼•̃͡ ɷ•̃͡༽ (am0n), Friday, 18 January 2013 20:48 (twelve years ago)

XTC = Ecstasy

flag this post and die (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 17:37 (twelve years ago)

ICYMI = in case you missed it (gtfo)

mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 17:40 (twelve years ago)

three months pass...

http://i40.tinypic.com/zwbk2.jpg

los blue jeans, Sunday, 5 May 2013 01:06 (twelve years ago)

OMG love that

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Sunday, 5 May 2013 02:47 (twelve years ago)

six months pass...

think my neighborhood beauty parlor wanted to let people know they do ear piercing without making a big deal about it:

http://i.imgur.com/T2FiTqr.jpg

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Sunday, 24 November 2013 22:18 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/WySAyVs.jpg

when skrillex just stood there (unregistered), Monday, 25 November 2013 02:53 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

"v good"

am0n, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:48 (eleven years ago)

"p good"

am0n, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:48 (eleven years ago)

i p freely

am0n, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:49 (eleven years ago)

NIFOC IPN IWSN GYPO

am0n, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:58 (eleven years ago)

four weeks pass...

vg++

i like HOOS but this took the cake off my table (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 22:24 (eleven years ago)

three months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/GAPA2eb.png

, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 03:15 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

AYFKMWTS (“are you f—— kidding me with this s—?”) — 990 tweets
BFFLTDDUP (“best friends for life until death do us part) — 414 tweets
BOGSAT (“bunch of guys sitting around talking”) — 144 tweets
BTDTGTTSAWIO (“been there, done that, got the T-shirt and wore it out”) — 47 tweets
BTWITIAILWY (“by the way, I think I am in love with you”) — 535 tweets
DILLIGAD (“does it look like I give a damn?”) — 289 tweets
DITYID (“did I tell you I’m depressed?”) — 69 tweets
E2EG (“ear-to-ear grin”) — 125 tweets
GIWIST (“gee, I wish I said that”) — 56 tweets
HCDAJFU (“he could do a job for us”) — 25 tweets
IAWTCSM (“I agree with this comment so much”) — 20 tweets
IITYWIMWYBMAD (“if I tell you what it means will you buy me a drink?”) — 250 tweets
LLTA (“lots and lots of thunderous applause”) — 855 tweets
NIFOC (“naked in front of computer”) — 1,065 tweets, most of them referring to acronym guides like this one.
PMYMHMMFSWGAD (“pardon me, you must have mistaken me for someone who gives a damn”) — 128 tweets
SOMSW (“someone over my shoulder watching) — 170 tweets
WAPCE (“women are pure concentrated evil”) — 233 tweets, few relating to women
YKWRGMG (“you know what really grinds my gears?”) — 1,204 tweets

ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 16:31 (eleven years ago)

WYSIWYhttp://www.vr-rs.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/poop.gif

Wii u mario me? (wins), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 16:34 (eleven years ago)

DILLIGAhttp://www.vr-rs.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/poop.gif

ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 16:40 (eleven years ago)

three weeks pass...

I've been on this site off and on for about a decade, and I still have no clue what wkiw means. Someone help me out.

Dreamland, Friday, 11 July 2014 00:56 (ten years ago)

Why keep it windy?

Dreamland, Friday, 11 July 2014 01:01 (ten years ago)

We kill it, wimp

Dreamland, Friday, 11 July 2014 01:02 (ten years ago)

We keep it wet

Dreamland, Friday, 11 July 2014 01:04 (ten years ago)

would kick it with....

weed?

that guy looks high.

Dreamland, Friday, 11 July 2014 01:12 (ten years ago)

This is why I hate internet abbreviations

Dreamland, Friday, 11 July 2014 01:12 (ten years ago)

What the hell is or was kmt

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Friday, 25 May 2012 04:10 (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"kissing my teeth"

― Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague),

obv the worst, anyone using it should be euthanised but painfully and slowly and mocked the whole time then woken and told it was all bantz then their throat slit. in front of their loved ones.

cpt navajo (darraghmac), Friday, 11 July 2014 23:23 (ten years ago)

funeral service just row upon row of school kids lining up to fart into the wound

cpt navajo (darraghmac), Friday, 11 July 2014 23:26 (ten years ago)

I'm the second most recent result for it but I'd imagine I was being ironic or w/e

cpt navajo (darraghmac), Friday, 11 July 2014 23:28 (ten years ago)

clearly, darragh, you have never talked to any caribbean women.

how's life, Saturday, 12 July 2014 12:18 (ten years ago)

I like kmt idk seems fit for purpose to me, if I was gonna get mad at some letters it would be far down the list of offenders

when there's no more room in heㄥㄥ the thread will walk the earth (wins), Saturday, 12 July 2014 13:00 (ten years ago)

three years pass...

is it even possible to use these unironically in 2017

the baby grew up to be a secessful kid (unregistered), Sunday, 16 July 2017 20:07 (seven years ago)

three years pass...

tbftttittitt

Get Me Bodied (Extended Mix), Monday, 2 November 2020 01:44 (four years ago)

otm

edited for dog profanity (sic), Monday, 2 November 2020 01:52 (four years ago)


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