a lol of our own

though the jewel in the coug thread crown is obviously:

(last bf 25, current bf 23... I'm er anyway carry on nothing to see here)

-- Trayce, Tuesday, November 27, 2007 1:43 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

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being an older woman means never having to get your own coat

-- omar little, Tuesday, November 27, 2007 1:44 AM (3 days ago)

omg a+++++

http://www.magicdragon.com/SherlockHolmes/SherlockSmall.gif

I'm kinda offended that Trayce didn't try to hit on me. I am 23 and only one hour away via plane!

awww

not young enough

I'm appalled at how the thought crossed your mind, I always think of Trayce as an honourary Dude.

not young goth enough

You've got diamonds and I've got spades
You've got pills, and I've got razor blades
You've got yoga, honey. I've got beer
You got overpriced, and I got weird.

But it's alright.
We're the same even though we're alone
It's alright.
Yes we all need a lol of our own.

You've got love, darlin' I've got sex
You've got cash, mama. and I've got checks
You've got business, baby. I've got the kids
You got crowded, just the way I did.

But it's alright.
Cause we all need a place to call home
It's alright
Yes, we all need a lol of our own.

maybe i was just being chivalrous to trayce

lol

of your own

http://www.tekway.cz/user_pic/9/czech_tekk_girl.jpg

that girl resembles Chaki somewhat

She does not!

dude staring at her resembles Crêpe Ho

Starbucks seems kind of gross. Obvious soulless low-com-denom in a middle-aged, middle-class housewife sort of way (misogyny warning redacted). Plus corporate evil blah blah, but mostly just gross. I'm not talking about what Starbucks actually is, mind, just what it seems to represent, culturally, to youngish city people who give a shit about what's in season.

Meanwhile, SY are supposed to be the opposite of all that. Some kind of timeless, all-weather coolness bastion that stands in opposition to zombie cow people who buy the wrong shoes. Unfortunately, they mean the most to once-cool people who are starting to get old, maybe even wrongly shod. That's why this conjunction fucks us up. It seems to foretell the death of something, at least time's ongoing uglification of everything that used to be beautiful. No mystery at all.

Mostly I love people who get on threads to talk about how stupid threads are. Fucking rock.

-- Bob Standard, Thursday, December 6, 2007 12:14 PM (Yesterday)

not so much lol as zzzzzzz

uproariously zzzzzzz

is this guy a regular???? he is such a stupe patrol agent

wow @ checkerboard face. he looks really displeased with that tattoo.

-- J0rdan S., Friday, December 14, 2007 4:27 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

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his face is a checkerboard.

-- gr8080, Friday, December 14, 2007 4:29 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

After I paid for Sonic Youth tix, I couldn't afford a grande mocca vanilla latte infused with mandarin and cream :(

fuck u thurston

thurston moore more leik moore money in my money pit1!

Here's what you have to do: be a nice guy with a bit of an edge, which is a philosophy I try to follow. When you're on a date, take a girl through a park and pick her some flowers. Then, knife a hobo.

- Gear! (Gear!)

yah gear used to be kind of corny.

yeah knifing hobos is so quaint

That wasn't corny so much as it was just made zzzzz by people endlessly repeating it.

http://cns2.uni.edu/~wallingf/blog-images/humor/wc-fields.jpg
Here's what you have to do: be a nice guy with a bit of an edge, which is a philosophy I try to follow. When you're on a date, take a girl through a park and pick her some flowers. Then, knife a hobo.

i reposted it here before i read the rest of the thread... i thought it was funny!

don't worry, chaki complains about everything

my old posts can be painfully sub-custos

"old"

Do you ever do a search for every thread you've ever started and cry and cry?

yes

during caroling last night i enforced the singing of all twelve verses of children go where i send thee

-- remy bean, Saturday, December 22, 2007 11:12 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

+ there is something about that whole thread. mostly Pleasant Plains.

Atheism and theism are weaker justified philosophical positions than agnosticism. It's not fully an epistemic judgement by any means either, it's just the logical position to hold in light of the indisputable evidence that can be uncontroversially agreed on by all sides, not the position of the extreme skeptic.

-- Mister Craig, Thursday, December 27, 2007 1:48 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

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lol ur a tard

-- and what, Thursday, December 27, 2007 1:53 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

my biggest lol today though is Tombot posting on the "aw" thread

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/lolsobadatyoutube.jpg

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/9596/e1836c29329csi9.jpg

(i figured out how to upload my cellphone pics to the internet. This is a major development.)

wau

THANX BLUETEETH

haha!

noodle is bringing it here:

fuckmusic...yeah baby ! ! !

Surmounter couldn't have come up with anything gayer, Morbs.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, January 11, 2008 4:52 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

The Mountain Goats - Heretic Pride

haw!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/hithuh.jpg

!!!

hahahaha

Even Jeff Healy can see that Road House is the best on the list btw.

-- chaki, Tuesday, January 15, 2008 6:56 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

lololololololo

louis fightin the good fight

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 6 January 2008 11:50 (1 week ago) Link

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fighting them on the internets so we don't have to fight them in the streets

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 6 January 2008 11:50 (1 week ago) Link

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/NewAnswersControllerServlet?boardid=73

curtis so not otm at the top of this thread.

he had been through a trauma

http://a60.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/68/l_3693af2ceb287550aa2b14f431f4562b.gif

I'm holding off until Gates pays people to install Vista. Pays people a lot.

RIP Cuba Gooding Jr

-- wanko ergo sum, Monday, December 24, 2007 5:04 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

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nothing makes me laugh more than the scene in Menace II Society where Caine gets in that dude's vehicle to rob him of his rims and then makes him order a double burger for him.

"I SAID WIT CHEESE!"

-- Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, January 26, 2008 9:14 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

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shit, rip cuba. i totally missed that news.

-- omar little, Saturday, January 26, 2008 9:53 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

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yeah the news just kind of came and went. very sad!

-- wanko ergo sum, Saturday, January 26, 2008 10:52 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

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lol

-- am0n, Saturday, January 26, 2008 11:06 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

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That's because he isn't dead, guys. Neither Jr. or Sr. Do a search on the internet, he's very much alive.

-- Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, January 27, 2008 6:54 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Deze week 'gaat rock wereldwijd' met Queen en U2... ha ha ha!

-- Martijn Busink, Wednesday, January 30, 2008 7:41 PM (2 minutes ago)

Speaking of, did Gabbneb ever confirm that his real name is Chauncey?

-- jaymc, Monday, February 11, 2008 1:14 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

http://image.blingee.com/images15/content/output/000/000/000/2bd/50120433_569288.gif

i don't what the one i posted up there means, i just decided i would have blind faith in the ha ha ha! bit at the end, but now i have some misgivings.

"This week...(something) rock worldwide with Queen and U2"? Whatever gaat means must be three ha's funny.

i don't like its chances.

i loled

Someone in the second grade told me that the guy who sang Puttin' On the Ritz (Taco Ockerse) was seen publicly wearing a ladies' brassiere. Maybe that was true, for all I know.

-- antexit, Tuesday, February 12, 2008 11:48 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Rolling Debutante Bubblegum Teenpop Thread 2008

HAW!

too awesome

A couple of these last bits of trolling (both deleted)have been totally over the line. Step off, please.

-- Pashmina, Sunday, 17 February 2008 23:19 (38 minutes ago) Link

won't someone please think of the children?

not in that way, obviously.

Now clocking in at #28 on the Radio Disney Top 30 countdown -- a little-known track from the Hannah Montana soundtrack called "See You Again."

-- dabug, Saturday, 9 February 2008 21:07 (1 week ago) Link

DISNEY PUTS THEIR OWN ARTISTS ON THEIR OWN STATIONS!@$#$ JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, YOU MORON.

what got deleted

http://i31.tinypic.com/2h695wz.jpg
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/11/27/nyregion/27sex.xlarge1.jpg

I wonder if Kogs complained.

nah mordechai did.

Lock/Delete/Some Third Option Rolling Debutante Thread

Did people really interpret those as explicit accusations of pedophilia?!

come now! objectifying via wishful thinking w/r/t the intent and thought process of underage teenpop stars based on their blank slate lyrics and personae isn't pedophilia ^_^

Someone in the second grade told me that the guy who sang Puttin' On the Ritz (Taco Ockerse) was seen publicly wearing a ladies' brassiere. Maybe that was true, for all I know.

What's a men's brassiere look like?

http://christianfecteau.com/static/hi-fi/slimx/harness/bro.jpg

come now! objectifying via wishful thinking w/r/t the intent and thought process of underage teenpop stars based on their blank slate lyrics and personae isn't pedophilia ^_^

-- omar little, Monday, February 18, 2008 2:04 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Link

chortle chortle

Sometimes I wish Ally would tape her hands to her head and run out into traffic. I have heard that recent infection rates of HIV have been increasing due to people thinking the drugs like AZT will let you live forever
-- Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, August 22, 2001 8:00 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

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Yes, they've been confusing nucleoside reverse transcriptase inhibitors with Fame.
-- Nick, Wednesday, August 22, 2001 8:00 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

yeah my friend wants to go down to the tv stations in atlanta and make $1500 by playing bass that could be used in commercials.

me, I want to write a great song and become the head of a fan club for coldplay or something so they actually might listen to me. or I'll just accidentally bump into a nice celebrity on the rise.

with rappers, it's possible that I could make a beat and be entitled to royalties on that. possibly

-- CaptainLorax, Monday, February 18, 2008 11:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

oh yeah, definitely possible, what with rappers

-- Hurting 2, Tuesday, February 19, 2008 12:07 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i call this "leaving without a fuss"

-- remy bean

or

"if i'd had a better time i would've stayed"

-- remy bean

the "aspie scram"

-- roxymuzak

haw

i don't know if that was a zing but A+ either way

my lols have been very 1p3 this week

gabbnebb on the Lolhan thread saying he used to date a girl who looked like her

dude that is make-believe because you are not a cow.

this is a serious thread.

-- moonship journey to baja

"Phantom," my sole exposure to that variety of "theatre," was quite possibly the worst 2-3 hours of my life

-- gabbneb, Monday, November 12, 2007 3:15 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

just picture it!!

final lolution

awesome lolpwnage there!

Curtis is the Philip Glass of emoticon-art

-- Hurting 2, Wednesday, February 6, 2008 9:22 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

more like the fill up ass of emoticon fart

-- max, Wednesday, February 6, 2008 9:25 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

7wm in full effect!!

^ awesome

Increase your dummy and youwill be popular among girls

Your woman loves big baby-maker but the trouble is that you have small one.

Don't worry! You have astonishing %XTRAZ_CHANE1 to solve this trouble.

At present you can increase your dummy length.

You'll be a king of bed surely enough.

http://majoramazes.com

!

*Passes hat to Ned so he can start fundraiser for Kate collection*

-- ILX Hat, Monday, 11 August 2003 17:09 (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

^^^ there's a joke here

-- Dom Passantino, Saturday, April 5, 2008 10:23 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

What is the aspie scram?

That guy who said "maybe wrongly shod" at least said "maybe wrongly shod." Corny indie could be your friend, dude.

"aspie scram" = leaving w/out saying goodbye

That's what I suspected.

:( I do the aspie scram thing, I've been trying to work on it

Hey, nice thread a++ would avoid again.

Cunce.

?

NM I just find it bizarre that y'all pile shit on me and then keep trying to invite me to the 1p3 blog at the same time. I mean wtf, I'm not even here anymore and I still get shit. :/

But whatevs. :)

4 months ago joke cp? settle down for christ's sake

Well I only just saw it now, jesus, whats yer damage ppl.

Look I'm not butthurt I just think its weird thats all.

^^^ definitely not butthurt. i think we can all get behind that.

Eh, look, forget I said anything, its fine.

the implication that the entire thread (or even more than one post) is aimed at you is sub-st. claire at best

Oh come on,that isn't what I was implying at all, it rly was only about the first couple posts, and I read this as soon as I woke up and posted before I engaged brain, so pls just fergedit.

I'll concede I bring it upon myself with my lolcougarjoeks anyway so y'know. I'm done.

THANX BLUETEETH

-- King Boy Pato, Tuesday, January 1, 2008 12:59 PM

^ lol'd srs at this

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/6b/Nowandthen.jpg/200px-Nowandthen.jpg

ADMIN: DISCLAIMER

just chill, 77: THE BOOK should be out by Christmas 2009. be patient.

-- gershy, Sunday, April 6, 2008 7:38 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Beste subjectivisten, een tip: negeer dit topic en dan gaat het na een tijdje wel vanzelf weg.

Grootnederlandse groeten uit Vlaanderen :-)

-- StanM, Tuesday, April 8, 2008 2:28 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

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^^ gouda idea

-- Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, April 8, 2008 2:35 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

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I don't like to see Trayce and Roxy fite :(

not a fite

ok, "tiff" then

Wasn't even a tiff! :)

There is something I am pissed off about but roxy ain't it, so it's all cool.

'gouda idea' has filled me with great lolful joy.

A few months ago I was made aware of a critical exchange about the soul of indie rock (or lack thereof) that came off last year in the form of an article in the New Yorker by Sasha Frere-Jones, and a response--among several-- in Slate from Carl Wilson. Frere-Jones had posited that much indie rock was boring to him because it was too white, and Wilson had said no, no, it's not really the white, it's the wealth.

Wilson established in his rebuttal that Frere-Jones' article was a bit under-thought, and I happen to agree with that assessment. Further, I to some degree follow and agree with Wilson's counter-explanation of “the soul of indie rock”, supplanting class for race in his analysis of where indie rock now draws its sensibilities.

I do have a bone to pick, however, with what Wilson saw when he held up his class-conscious prism. Being that I'm no sociologist, ethnomusicologist, or any other sort of authority-conferring -ist, I will have to draw simply on my own experiences as the liberal arts educated "upper middle class" city-dweller that supports this music scene Frere-Jones and Wilson malign and semi-excuse, respectively.

Read the full article.

-- Rollie Fings, Friday, May 9, 2008 2:15 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

no

-- Surmounter, Friday, May 9, 2008 2:17 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

surmounter i hart u

The actor has been nominated for 35 separate awards between 2001 and 2006, and has won 22 of them. All of his nominations except one were for American Splendor, Sideways, or Cinderella Man; the exception was a Blockbuster Entertainment Award for Big Momma's House.

hahaha

that's the one he secretly treasures

you know, for the longest time I though gr8080 and Abbott were a couple.

-- Ed, Sunday, May 18, 2008 12:43 AM (14 hours ago) Bookmark Link

??????

you dog you

Quick, somebody tell Tuomas that Abbott is cheating on her fiancé with gradski.

So I was on 77 yesterday and it seemed fine, like a mellower noize board, but now I don't see it... mysterious.

-- Spencer Chow, Thursday, May 22, 2008 12:43 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

oh look now

-- jhøshea, Thursday, May 22, 2008 12:46 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Working again, thanks!

-- Spencer Chow, Thursday, May 22, 2008 12:46 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

np

-- jhøshea, Thursday, May 22, 2008 12:49 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

jhøshea is 77's repairman

loooooooooool

hahahaha

Excuse me Al Shipley, but I don't particularly give a fuck what you want or don't want, because if you're on a thread I'm likely to stay off it for that reason alone.

-- Frank Kogan, Monday, 31 December 2007 19:34 (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

It was for 1p3 posters who like other 1p3 posters. Don't pretend you don't get it.

-- bamcquern, Friday, May 23, 2008 12:07 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark Link

How about a joint Pato/luriqua board? Something for everyone.

-- Dom Passantino, Monday, May 26, 2008 5:21 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

Could call it "Get Cape, Wear Cape, High"

-- Noodle Vague, Monday, May 26, 2008 5:32 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

lmfao

whats that bryce from

jhoshea one is hysterical

I once dated a girl who asked if she could put her penis inside me right in the middle of when mine was inside her and I was like WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???? Right then I decided crazy was not worth it, big boobs

-- libcrypt, Friday, March 7, 2008 7:36 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

big boobs or no

aim roffle
libcrypt (00:58:46): Tell you what, I will jack off for you for cheap.

(3:10:30 AM) geoffd115: i got an ellios pizza tshirt
(3:10:33 AM) geoffd115: on the front it says
(3:10:36 AM) geoffd115: BAKED TO PERFECTION
(3:10:38 AM) geoffd115: and nothing else.
(3:11:00 AM) ages8280: It refers to your beautiful tanned complexion
(3:11:19 AM) geoffd115: your font is so small i can't read it
(3:11:36 AM) geoffd115: i had to copy and paste that to notepad
(3:11:45 AM) geoffd115: i'm mostly irish, actually, i don't tan
(3:11:47 AM) geoffd115: i burn, get freckles
(3:14:37 AM) ages8280: Your lovely lovely pale skin coved by adorable freckles

I once dated a girl who asked if she could put her penis inside me right in the middle of when mine was inside her and I was like WHAT DOES THAT MEAN????

Every time I read this I imagine Chris Griffin getting tossed out of "Take On Me"-land, into a pile of milk cartons, and saying "I DON'T KNOW!!!" after Lois asks where he'd been.

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/2255/lf379378ea3498f586f4f1atj4.gif

i'm so stealing that

Then June became JULY: WDYLL

lol college

-- Z S, Wednesday, July 9, 2008 5:17 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

is that really you? you have a gorgeous profile. i would even venture to offer my tongue's services for your neck.

-- the table is the table, Wednesday, July 9, 2008 7:23 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

to your neck. sorry.

-- the table is the table, Wednesday, July 9, 2008 7:24 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

surmounter must be occupied

-- mookieproof, Wednesday, July 9, 2008 7:26 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

it's john's "lucas with the lid off"
-- PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, August 23, 2006 10:43 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

from mtn goats "get lonely" thread

I have very fond Big Boy memories - and I always enjoyed the food.
-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...), January 9th, 2004.

Re Gwyneth: you can have her.

-- luna (luna_cee...), January 21st, 2004 6:45 AM. (later)

http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/images/sprite_face.png Emily Robinson went from being "single" to "in a relationship".

lol

that img doesn't show up for some reason

Yesterday
Ben is praying for the Tibetan's in Tibet..2:25pm
March 16
Ben is praying for the Tibetan's in Lahsa..8:10pm
March 15
Ben is looking at the Hymilayers..10:30pm

-- W4LTER, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 22:07 (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

haha. brooklynvegan does have those conspicuous 'porn' links - hmm

-- gabbneb, Saturday, July 12, 2008 10:47 AM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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gabbneb never having looked at porn: depressingly believable.

-- kenan, Saturday, July 12, 2008 11:03 AM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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like the notion i've got of your never having seen either of the first two coasts. or apparently not knowing what a blended haircut is. but thanks for your personal comments.

-- gabbneb, Saturday, July 12, 2008 11:27 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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!!!

im dying over it

hahaha oh man

oh yeah well you don't even know what a blended haircut is so...YEAH

what are the FIRST two coasts? pangaea west and pangaea east?

it is still killing me

i wish nebb would weigh in here

i really think this is like the greatest zing in ilx history

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/df/Coast_2_Coast.jpg

TIPS FOR GETTING A GREAT CUT

Tip 1: Know how to spot a bad haircut. Two of the haircuts below are bad, one is flawless. Here's what's wrong. 1) In the first photo, there is a visible line between the clipper section and the section that was cut with shears and the neckline is blocked crooked and too high. Blending is poor and the cut looks uneven. 2) In the middle photo, there is a highly visible line in the side of the haircut. A properly blended haircut will never have visible lines of demarcation. Here's what's right. In the third photo, there are no visible lines of demarcation, the neckline is expertly tapered and the finishing lines behind and around the ears are clean. After your next haircut, go home and look in the mirror. If you see visible lines, bad blending, or sloppy finishing (blocking, trimming around ears), find a new barber!

http://haircutsformen.org/buzz/graphics/badcuts.jpg

what's up my niggas we goin' to olive garden!

-- libcrypt, Friday, July 18, 2008 4:02 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

words to live by

does the gay thread know about iths?

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, March 17, 2008 1:34 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

i believe you are our ambassador in that realm. why dont you tell them?

-- roxymuzak, Monday, March 17, 2008 1:35 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

How do you feel about the German dude who found someone who consented to being fucked, killed, cooked and eaten?

-- HI DERE, Tuesday, November 13, 2007 8:50 AM (8 months ago) Bookmark Link

I'm cool with it.

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, November 13, 2007 8:50 AM (8 months ago) Bookmark Link

its not just famous people, he wants everyone dead do you see

shakey "angel of death" mo collier

Shakey Mo is awesome!

from CHALLENGING OPINIONS thread:

awwwww poor smokers
enjoy yr corporate sponsored emphysema

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, July 31, 2008 6:45 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

-- and what, Thursday, July 31, 2008 10:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

belongs in theTruth.com bombs

-- latebloomer

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/stoned.jpg

hahaha

stoend

i dont know why but

also awesome: idiot climbs on top of ambulance during BSS set and thinks he's King of the World; crowd pelts him with plastic bottles.

-- Dr Morbius, Monday, July 21, 2008 10:25 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

Additionally, while I am wont to disdain the 'jester'-type hat as far too facile and juvenile in its merriment-making, I must admit that I myself have a hat nearly two feet in length in the form of a multi-colored tropical fish. In my younger and less responsible days, I wore the hat on consecutive nights to large arena rock concerts by a musical group that shall remain nameless, receiving many accolades from fellow concert-goers in the process, especially on the second night when many acknowledged having seen the fish prominently displayed in the audience the previous evening.

In the interests of full disclosure,
gabbneb

p.s. I am wearing the hat right now.

-- gabbneb, Friday, August 22, 2008 12:52 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I want five dollars from each of you if it comes out that Gabbneb's a closet Parrothead.

omg best outcome ever

its obv phish the hat is a fish ffs - also teh nebb luvs phish

I wonder if that's his "Web" hat.

"Well, it's time to check in on ILX.com"
*dons hat*

he's a deadhead so not surprising in the least if he likes phish

i guessed phish. i think confirmation lies in the fact that he denied it was a dmb hat but said nothing about phish. also, the hat has fish on it.

i did not know gab was a deadhead!

a lot of lawyers are deadheads because they are ashamed yuppies

hasnt he posted about being a phish fan before?

phish phan

Hey, fucking douchebage "elitist" (you're scum) assholes, are there any PREVIOUS threads which list performances and other reasons why people might actually LIKE the band PHISH????

It is very strange, what one and cannot say, on ilx, nowadays. One can say 'Aspie' as a term of casual abuse, but one cannot talk about who should be in the Tottenham team without people complaining.

-- the pinefox, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 11:07

no

no soccer jokes please

missing the point

i guess so

ZS cld I ask for two requests? One of me & the sibs long ago, and one of my sister:
http://a178.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/97/l_e4e3f9df8fc9c8c6762805b63f4ad019.jpg
http://a257.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/56/l_4eaa4168cef8bc348ae9862f9ceccfb0.jpg

(Wld make us both v happy)

-- Abbott, Friday, August 29, 2008 5:50 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

is your sister single btw

-- deeznuts, Friday, August 29, 2008 5:51 PM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

(Plz in advance no one perv on my sister.)

-- Abbott, Friday, August 29, 2008 5:53 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Oh fuck I didn't post that fast enough.

-- Abbott, Friday, August 29, 2008 5:54 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/1725/nineinchfailsur6.jpg

reznor is such a mac fanboy it ain't funny

saw them on that tour

omg

loling

on theme:

(not as funny as an embed)

lolol

dick road

― funky house truther (J0rdan S.), Saturday, September 13, 2008 5:00 PM (46 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

passantino, to the gifmobile!

― Patrick Leahy, (D)-VT (deej), Saturday, September 13, 2008 10:01 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark

HOOS clique iphones fool get ya steen on (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver)

hahaha wow

What?

what indeed

I had a dream that my niece had a tomato growing on her back and my sister-in-law said that it was from all the seeds on her fingers? What does that mean?
― JCC, Sunday, 21 August 2005 18:50 (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha i read that as "had a nice tomato growing on her back"

on "dancing with teh stars" just now (dont ask): "golden girl can grab crotch-ee"

oooo...is kim kardashian rockin the sequins or what?

From Harvell To Carville: A Journey In Baldness

― Brosef Stalin (latebloomer), Monday, October 6, 2008 5:25 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha. brooklynvegan does have those conspicuous 'porn' links - hmm

-- gabbneb, Saturday, July 12, 2008 10:47 AM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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gabbneb never having looked at porn: depressingly believable.

-- kenan, Saturday, July 12, 2008 11:03 AM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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like the notion i've got of your never having seen either of the first two coasts. or apparently not knowing what a blended haircut is. but thanks for your personal comments.

-- gabbneb, Saturday, July 12, 2008 11:27 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

still one of the funniest things ive ever read on this board

http://image.blingee.com/images15/content/output/000/000/000/3ad/185270713_639848.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/seinfeld.jpg

Curtis is the Philip Glass of emoticon-art

-- Hurting 2, Wednesday, February 6, 2008 9:22 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

more like the fill up ass of emoticon fart

-- max, Wednesday, February 6, 2008 9:25 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

still love this

max always knows what's up

call for noms: funniest lol on ilx of all time, as voted by 1p3ers

im still hooked on maracas.jpg

maracas.jpg

ha xp

lolololol @ indian's card

http://superfundraiser.com/images/foto-kermit-thanksgiving.jpg

― gabbneb, Wednesday, November 12, 2008 4:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

photos from gabbneb's 35th birthday

― and what, Wednesday, November 12, 2008 4:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lolololol @ indian's card

i know right?!?!?!?!! i have gotten more actual lols out of that than anything ive ever seen on the internet, probably

yogurtgrandma

plz explain indian's card

lol @ gabbneb's b-day

hahaha

I don't own 85-92, only listened to it a couple times. But I love 2 and I don't think there's any risk of me ever changing my preference. Like Hoos, I love Stars of the Lid, but I think SAW 2 is doing something totally different -- just listen to "The Evil That Never Arrived" side-by-side with "Rhubarb". The former, despite working within a droney minimalist framework, seems much more conventional in structure, picking up momentum and moving forward in the same way that a pop song does. But the stuff on SAW 2 sounds very... architectural, I guess, is the best way I can put it. Just a bunch of sonic spaces for you to wander around inside of, looking at the same elements from different perspectives. I guess I can understand why people hear that as static or boring, but I've always found it extremely compelling.

― With a little bit of gold and a Peja (bernard snowy), Friday, November 14, 2008 1:22 AM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

nb I smoke a lot of weed

― With a little bit of gold and a Peja (bernard snowy), Friday, November 14, 2008 1:23 AM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark

Kanye stole the idea for all the 808s & Heartbreak shit from me. That fag.

― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Thursday, November 20, 2008 2:14 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

gabbneb has an entry-level job as a campaign worker but his schedule is fucked cause jon and ned create trash all day and he and [nabisco] are the only ones that get peeved about neatness, so in addition to their busy schedules they are constantly cleaning while ned paints in the garden and cooks 900 meals a day and jon works out (lol) and "studies mechanical"

― being rich would be the best (roxymuzak), Sunday, November 23, 2008 4:07 AM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

oh, and nabisco is a lab assistant on his way to being an inventor if he can get enough friends. ps, anytime he invites someone over jon scares them or teases them

― being rich would be the best (roxymuzak), Sunday, November 23, 2008 4:08 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark

...

lol

seriously, after a normal night's sleep, coming back and seeing what i've done in the wee hours is as o_O to me as it is to yall

BAN LOUIS JAGGER

Politico confirming that Gates will remain at Defense.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, November 25, 2008 10:10 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ENDLESS CHANGE

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, November 25, 2008 10:12 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark

hey look, one of morbs' favorite geniuses thinks Obama should appoint John Edwards to a Cabinet position

― gabbneb, Monday, November 24, 2008 9:58 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

How many copies did the last Mountain Goats album sell again, J?

― Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, November 27, 2008 6:27 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

3.5 million

stay classy Marcello!

― J0hn D., Thursday, November 27, 2008 6:27 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hahahahaha <3

sent from my blackberry wireless handheld

Kaykaybluestar1 (8:29:12 PM): Ur a girl
Kaykaybluestar1 (8:29:21 PM): Right
roxymuzak (8:29:23 PM): correct
Kaykaybluestar1 (8:29:46 PM): Well have a boyfriend

― roxymuzak, Saturday, November 29, 2008 8:31 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

sent from my blackberry wireless handheld

― roxymuzak, Friday, November 28, 2008 10:26 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

lololol

hahaha

Is that really the bit that bugged you?

― roxymuzak, Sunday, 30 November 2008 06:43 (Yesterday) Permalink

it was the chippy crap

― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 30 November 2008 06:49 (Yesterday) Permalink

laughed twice

oddly, i hate miami bass

― Cucumbeard (PappaWheelie V), Thursday, December 4, 2008 1:51 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/51285/thumbs/s-OBAMAECONOMIC-large.jpg

this picture is really cracking me up its like a dream bush is having abt when everything works out just how he planned and all his colorful friends are congratulating him

― ice cr?m, Monday, December 1, 2008 12:05 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

real life actual lols

brianskibeat (5:20:10 PM): do either of you have elitetechnique - elektric evening?
kermdunc (5:20:34 PM): fresh out bro, sorry

(12:29:42 PM) brianskibeat: would be great to do the Rick Roll, then go straight into Usher -Yeah

Also, what is up with all these "The" bands?

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics),

This comment is so 8 years ago.

― Moka, Friday, December 5, 2008 2:19 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

loll

haw

(4:56:51 PM) Heave Ho: http://www.google.com.pk/search?q=%22No+kid+and+never+marriage%22

hahaha

(6:18:43 AM) Heave Ho: nerve profiles

http://www.formatmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/dr-dre.jpg

In the movie Baraka...

Who are the chanting baldies?

― roxymuzak, Thursday, September 13, 2007 2:38 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

One of them is Jergins mebbe?

― Heave Ho, Thursday, September 13, 2007 2:50 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

who peed on the floor

― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Monday, December 15, 2008 3:25 AM

ned raggett

― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Monday, December 15, 2008 3:27 AM

I've just made a delicious pan-fried tofu and am making penne vodka in a bit. We should have a recipe exchange here sometime.

― Are you there, God? It's Madonna, call me in Miami. (Stevie D), Monday, December 15, 2008 6:20 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wow! what are you doing, cooking and eating all day?? what was in the panfry?

― Surmounter, Monday, December 15, 2008 6:34 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Oh, it's the most AMAZING recipe by the magical Byanna Clark Grogan, and so simple!! Simply press a pound of extra-firm tofu and slice it into really thin slices (about 1/4 of an inch) and put it in a Tupperware container filled with:

3/4c water
2T soy sauce/tamari/Bragg's
1 1/2t nutritional yeast
1t sage
1/2t each: rosemary, thyme, onion powder

And keep it in the fridge til you're hungry, then dredge it in seasoned flour (I like using equal parts flour and panko and keeping the mixture in another container in the fridge) and pan-fry it on each side until golden

― Are you there, God? It's Madonna, call me in Miami. (Stevie D), Monday, December 15, 2008 6:37 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that sounds delish. second person who's told me about a recipe with the word "dredge" today -- i didn't even know it was a word!

― Surmounter, Monday, December 15, 2008 6:40 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

obv it's just sir mounter's last post that made me LOL but it needs context.

I just saw him schmoozing at the Whitney Biennial preview opening. He was wearing some rather pretentious robes, bottle green, and happened to be saying "He's a big fan of my dad" to someone as I passed. Nabisco was nearby, fussing over Daniel Johnston.
― Momus (Momus), Tuesday, February 28, 2006 10:49 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

c'mon Momus, you're in no position to tell people off for wearing "rather pretentious robes".
― jed_ (jed), Thursday, September 14, 2006 10:31 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I only saw a bit of ILX Momus "live" in 2006 or so but I still miss the dude something big.

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Oh dear, when will goats fucking learn?

i'm a baker street motherfucker if you will

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, December 19, 2008 2:40 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Sherlock HOOS?

http://www.magicdragon.com/SherlockHolmes/SherlockSmall.gif

big holmes & dr and whatson

gabbneb would you describe the queen of your dreams in words (preferably 2-3 sentences)

― homosexual II, Friday, December 19, 2008 11:34 AM (5 hours ago)

1) blended haircut

― beyonc'e (max), Friday, December 19, 2008 11:35 AM (5 hours ago)

2) not black

― beyonc'e (max), Friday, December 19, 2008 11:35 AM (5 hours ago)

I mean it was better than most strips and as a kid I rarely skipped it, but I didn't, like, connect with it very much. There was even a brief period when I preferred Sally Forth.

― nabisco, Thursday, December 18, 2008 4:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i just suggest banned u and i'll see u in hell nabisco

― cankles, Thursday, December 18, 2008 4:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

qual

Rolling Street Style / Fashion Blog Thread

where is the "lol, funny" part Batty?

i barely answer my phone when i recognize the #

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, December 24, 2008 4:23 AM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

how does you barely answer???

― intersting moran (PappaWheelie V), Wednesday, December 24, 2008 4:25 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"hel..."

― intersting moran (PappaWheelie V), Wednesday, December 24, 2008 4:25 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark

dunno pervy male reactions, horrified female reactions

ha true. and r|t|c playing the marc loi/feminist card

libcrypt (9:34:13 PM): beep beep
Cyrussaur (9:34:23 PM): here comes the boring truck

the ilx thongs are here

http://www.cafepress.com/ilxshop

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, May 26, 2004 11:00 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

It's like all my christmases have come at once.
― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, May 26, 2004 11:02 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

*white* things. urgh. black I can understand but WHITE? skidmarks ahoy.
― jesus nathalie (nathalie), Wednesday, May 26, 2004 11:49 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Nathalie, no offence but WIPE YOUR ARSE PROPERLY for god's sake!!
― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, May 26, 2004 12:04 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

WIPE YOUR ARSE PROPERLY

lol drunk rev

I am looking for my biological father.

biololgical

this picture is really cracking me up its like a dream bush is having abt when everything works out just how he planned and all his colorful friends are congratulating him

― ice cr?m, Monday, December 1, 2008 12:05 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

real life actual lols

― roxymuzak, Friday, December 5, 2008 10:14 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

me too that is 100% genius comedy writing

taking sides: Art and creativity vs. fashion and criticism

5th post

Classic or Dud Thong
Classic or Dud Thong
Classic or Dud Thong
Classic or Dud Thong
Classic or Dud Thong
Classic or Dud Thong
Classic or Dud Thong
Classic or Dud Thong
Classic or Dud Thong

Uncle Bill, you're great, but I'm not sure why I would want to have an old black t-shirt with the words "My Best Friend's Wedding" emblazoned across the front in pink.

― Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, October 3, 2004 2:26 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

a lol of our own
a lol we can call ours
a lol we don't have to share
a lol we can always wear.

i think gear should wear the shirt

the USA, Israel, and national interest

This is a nice way to start the year.

― Dr. Perpetua, Thursday, January 1, 2009 4:13 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

You should change your name to Dr. Peppertura.

― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, January 1, 2009 7:34 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

not thats a big deal bu : whats the diference between that floating kanji and jw's musical interlude?

wiz khalifa weighs in - btw hes pretty cute too - hoos n rev u dudes wanna hit that or

― ❤¯\㋡/¯❤ (ice cr?m), Friday, January 2, 2009 1:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

mainly the ending with "or"

hoos n rev bi jokes are like a brave new 2009 ILX!!

i was sent to the temple at age 15 to have a sleepover with the pundit that helped me learn NETI to cure my chronic rhinitis! this is a true!!! i became gay independently of this

― Vichitravirya_XI, Sunday, January 4, 2009 2:03 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is a true!!!

i live with a kid who has never outgrown the snap era. apparently he was really into it when it happened and now WHENEVER music comes on he does this really weird lean and snap thing. like, any type of music. i've had fucking Mercyful Fate on and he was snappin away. it's soooooooooooo fucking weird!!! sorry haven't read this thread at all but it looks awesome!

― aggy new year (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Thursday, January 8, 2009 1:17 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i've had fucking Mercyful Fate on and he was snappin away

would kick it with

snapping to metal is pretty next level

People who have dicks part 4: Ned

Maar ik heb nog nooit zoiets meegemaakt als nu met Animal Collective, je zou denken dat grotere Pipo's er gretig gebruik van zouden maken.

― OMC, Friday, January 9, 2009 7:19 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

iemand heeft de bazen van Soulseek omgekocht. :)

Web Sheriff is heel erg sci-fi-nep-dit-moet-een-hoax-zijn-klaarblijkelijk-niet.

― Ludo, Friday, January 9, 2009 7:34 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

HOe geniaal is de Animal Collective eigenlijk?

would kick it with

― roxymuzak, Thursday, January 8, 2009 1:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

this picture is really cracking me up its like a dream bush is having abt when everything works out just how he planned and all his colorful friends are congratulating him

― ice cr?m, Monday, December 1, 2008 12:05 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

still one of the best things ever posted on ilx

it makes me laugh so much every time

i live with a kid who has never outgrown the snap era. apparently he was really into it when it happened and now WHENEVER music comes on he does this really weird lean and snap thing. like, any type of music. i've had fucking Mercyful Fate on and he was snappin away. it's soooooooooooo fucking weird!!! sorry haven't read this thread at all but it looks awesome!

― aggy new year (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Thursday, January 8, 2009 1:17 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― bunniculingus (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, January 8, 2009 1:20 PM (Yesterday) [IP: 128.61.113.228] Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^did this at band practice today while guitarist soloed

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

im gonna get a shirt that says

"^has never outgrown the snap era"

http://i41.tinypic.com/oayd4x.jpg

any time grady said or did anything regarding "chippy crap" makes me laugh so much

this picture is really cracking me up its like a dream bush is having abt when everything works out just how he planned and all his colorful friends are congratulating him

― ice cr?m, Monday, December 1, 2008 12:05 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

still one of the best things ever posted on ilx

― s1ocki, Friday, January 9, 2009 3:57 PM

i haven't outgrown the snap era either

i think you meant to post that in "ayo, jokes that never get tired despite being in like 50 threads"

what a rude gus

believe the hype

hi.
i am azeem.i am bussnies minded .i want to big rich and famous man in the historey of the world.i hope u read my massage and get the some thing special.ok
by
date 02,03,2004
― azeem qaiser, Tuesday, March 2, 2004 12:56 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i am bussnies minded

i am still dying at how hoos posted here

lol college: a what did you look like thread

"can i just"

how dare you dishonour the memory of rob threezy

― s1ocki, Wednesday, January 14, 2009 2:13 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

lol college thread is chock full o' lols

Grady is totally adorable, and Trayce, you are the cutest goth I ever did see.

― luna, Friday, June 15, 2007 6:29 PM (1 year ago)

luna if youre reading this-- lets hook up, girl!!

Fuckin goth shit will never leave me alone sob sob.

why does everyone hate the dark knight so bad - whats the big deal

― ice cr?m, Thursday, January 15, 2009 10:40 AM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

more like dark quite... quite bad!!!!

― s1ocki, Thursday, January 15, 2009 10:51 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i guess the fap where all the dudes fawned over my chick was before your time, bro.

― banned substance (gabbneb), Friday, January 16, 2009 2:05 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Now if only the band were any damn good.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, March 19, 2002 8:00 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
don't be an asshole ned.
― ethan, Tuesday, March 19, 2002 8:00 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

its a grower

i'd do the wife in the ass and then say to her 'suck my shit stick babe' and shed totally go down to chow town

― burt_stanton, Thursday, 29 May 2008 01:38 (7 months ago) Permalink

burt stanton finally cumming into his own

O_O

ok wow

On Sarah Jessica Parker:

It is like they broke the mold after making Candice Bergen, but then went ahead and used it again.

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, February 20, 2008 5:29 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

And deprived the result of sunlight and nutrients.

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, February 20, 2008 5:29 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark

ok i have no memory that, but i am otm

I have very fond Big Boy memories - and I always enjoyed the food.
-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...), January 9th, 2004.

why is he here why is he mod lol no one knows \(O_O)/

his ip on the other hand

[IP: freely]

oh shi

ok here it is without that haw

I consider everybody on ILX except for like dan perry & abbott to be one-note, tiresome and unlikeable

― TOMBOT, Sunday, January 25, 2009 11:11 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hahahaaaaaa

funnier this time

HAVE I SERIOUSLY JUST BEEN VISUALLY COMPARED WITH MANDY PATINKIN???????

― nabisco, Friday, February 1, 2008 4:29 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

H thought I looked like Billy Crystal when she met me, and yet she married me.

does the H stand for er indoors

i call foul

as neither "er" nor "indoors" begins with "H"

chelives1986 (1:15:58 AM): we smoke crops on the daily iirc

the name of the new luniz single

Minnesota is the land of 12-step treatment. If your friend has beliefs that encompass giving it up for a higher power, she should get inpatient care.

One of my best friends gave up heroin for her *sixteenth* birthday, just stopped cold...but she has rather a lot of willpower.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 12:51 (5 years ago)

what did she do for her twenty-first?

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 12:57 (5 years ago) Bookmark

i miss RJG

that is priceless

HAVE I SERIOUSLY JUST BEEN VISUALLY COMPARED WITH MANDY PATINKIN???????

― nabisco, Friday, February 1, 2008 4:29 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― roxymuzak, Monday, January 26, 2009 12:37 AM

still lolling at this!

rjg was quite the zinger

anyone who votes for anyone that isnt cooper in this is both a liar and probably denying some deep hidden part of themselves because they are filled with shame basically.

― CLAPSOCK (John Justen), Thursday, 29 January 2009 08:08 (Yesterday) Permalink
i voted for the indian fellow

― double bird strike (gabbneb), Thursday, 29 January 2009 08:37 (Yesterday) Permalink

btw lib how do u feel abt tom turning on u here - obv dan perry and abbott is a pretty exclusive club - but up until now hes considered u an unequivocal bro - tho prob somewhat because he couldnt use his classic this is not a democracy why dont u code yr own message bord zing on u - anyway how u dealing w/this

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:22 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i be on that crypt tonight
str8 up on that crypt tonight

^ qual

Take the hint and shut up for a while because you are being fucking annoying and in ILX circa 2002 you would have been banned for trolling.

― HI DERE, Saturday, January 31, 2009 11:38 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you ain't gotta go to church to get to know your god
it's a match made in heaven when I (blaow) 'splay the 7

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/kkvstbvsij.gif

hahahaha what the shit

Different times, Hoos.

that gyros looks delish

http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/01/15/picture_4.png

ayo

Take the hint and shut up for a while because you are being fucking annoying and in ILX circa 2002 you would have been banned for trolling.

― HI DERE, Saturday, January 31, 2009 11:38 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― roxymuzak, Saturday, 31 January 2009 22:18 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I do love that line. "On a message board featuring a child molester, a man defrauding money intended for the victims of 9/11, and Graham, the consensus would have been that you weren't what we wanted on the site"

two of those guys wouldn't have had a snowflake's chance in hell of surviving the suggest ban system

I still can't believe only 2 people have been 51ed

u got any sugs rev?

pour some sugs on me

Sug Night (ILX Krystalnacht?)

death lol records

SBs are completely fake/tampered with obv

My friends and I know this very small and funny guy named Duy (pronounced Dwee) and we always sub his name into song lyrics like "Pour some sugar on Duy."

well the directlol of this thread just Duyandered

wow dude

a bit ott yeah

it's fun to talk funny talk
― stevem (blueski), Friday, November 14, 2003 9:27 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I've always liked the dude, but never really been into his comedy, outside of the Oscars and LA Story, which is pretty slight, and King Tut, which I like as music first.

― gabbneb, Tuesday, December 4, 2007 7:47 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

is king boy pato a sockpuppet? i never understood the whole thing.

― crackers is biters (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, February 5, 2009 1:04 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark

love can be built without scaffolding.
-- RJG (r_gillander...), November 11th, 2003.

that's no metaphor.
-- brutal (coze...), November 11th, 2003.

it isn't.
-- RJG (r_gillander...), November 11th, 2003.

it isn't.
-- brutal (coze...), November 11th, 2003.

love can be built without brains.
-- RJG (r_gillander...), November 11th, 2003.

metaphor?
-- brutal (coze...), November 11th, 2003.

yes, brains does not really mean brains.
-- RJG (r_gillander...), November 11th, 2003.

she worked in tinderbox on byres road.
-- brutal (coze...), November 11th, 2003.

worked really means worked?
-- RJG (r_gillander...), November 11th, 2003.

not always but this time yes.
-- brutal (coze...), November 11th, 2003.

what does she do, these days?
-- RJG (r_gillander...), November 11th, 2003.

goes out with a boy name j4ck who made her a bmx fr her birthday. she ws in fr4nce bt came back for the launch of sub-city at the 4rches to see j4ck dj. she probably does other things too.
-- brutal (coze...), November 11th, 2003.

speaks french.
-- brutal (coze...), November 11th, 2003.

she sounds horrible.
-- RJG (r_gillander...), November 11th, 2003.

really, you know her?
-- brutal (coze...), November 11th, 2003.

we have a mutual friend.
-- RJG (r_gillander...), November 11th, 2003.

you and I.
-- RJG (r_gillander...), November 11th, 2003.

chelives1986 (11:25:23 PM): cause i have not had enough appletinis for that particular montage tbh

we lol til we fall

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/CROPSIIRC.jpg

XD

guys what if it turned out that gabbnebs real name was "tuppence"

― robostan (roxymuzak), Monday, February 9, 2009 3:05 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i think i would die

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, February 9, 2009 3:06 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

rofl

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/MOWphoto.jpg

i like his site but wish he would use a diff font.

dogg... an el-p pun... did u just

― and what, Wednesday, February 11, 2009 9:40 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^yes

for reallys

me:today my girlfriend heard the beep of aim and said "are you talking with sargent bimble"
sarge:that puts shit into perspective

http://gamevideos.1up.com/video/id/21446

haha i thought it was going to be soulja boy reviewing a braid joint

Bodhidharma was out on the town one night, parking lot pimping in his boy's Nissan Titan. He tried to holla at some chick who started acting bougie, so Bodhidharma and some other dudes ran a train on her. "You see," said Bodhidharma, "I have given you peace of soul."

― dylannn, Saturday, February 14, 2009 5:39 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

yeah the last episode will end with faraday pulling a sheet of paper out of his typewriter and setting it on top of a large pile and as the cliffhanger noise starts the camera will zoom in on the first page which says "Screenplay for "Lost" by Daniel Faraday".

― From Rax to Rich's (jjjusten), Thursday, February 12, 2009 7:01 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Geweldig om te lezen!
Vooral Nabisco zinnige commentaren en the search for a Pakistani Pavement fan.

― Der Arnold (Lester Bangs), Tuesday, July 5, 2005 7:04 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Z S,

Is there anything between the Z and the S or is it just Z S?

chtaboy w/fam in illynoy

hoos

― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, February 14, 2009 8:49 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I think the worst feeling in the world would be waking up to find that you have a cold, wet but still semi-erect penis up your ass imo

― Jackoff Sheesh (Batty), Sunday, February 15, 2009 2:19 AM (5 minutes ago)

nah in that case there is probably at least one person that is guaranteed not to be mad at you

― From Rax to Rich's (jjjusten), Sunday, February 15, 2009 2:20 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

animal coLOLectiveindie teens are deppert.
mal schauen ab wann rickrolling einen bart hat.

teens are deppert

worse thing about this band is dude's voice (and the mundane live show).

― Charlie Howard, Sunday, February 8, 2009 1:21 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

wow guy

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, February 8, 2009 10:48 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark

captions here http://www.drewreports.com/2009/02/51st-annual-grammy-coverage-part-1/

(01:41:01 PM) 1mn0tsorrys1r: btw, the sister moving in with me and who is annoying me... she is a million times better than the other sister
(01:41:17 PM) fluxmn22: is she of mating age

(01:41:44 PM) fluxmn22: kirk do you have a sister
(01:41:48 PM) KirkH420: yes
(01:41:51 PM) fluxmn22: how old
(01:41:53 PM) roxymuzak: wow
(01:41:55 PM) KirkH420: 21
(01:41:57 PM) fluxmn22: nice
(01:42:00 PM) fluxmn22: pics=
(01:42:02 PM) KirkH420: no
(01:42:06 PM) fluxmn22: aight thats coo
(01:42:08 PM) fluxmn22: n00dz?
(01:42:45 PM) fluxmn22: give me her sn i have organic food that might be suitable for her

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/lolllllllyayyyy.jpg

hey rox, did u archive our lol chatz with rev cuz i didn't.

How could anyone leave the Bad Seeds, Nick seems like such a nice man and in no way a cantankerous old douchebag

― badg, Friday, 23 January 2009 02:52 (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i did whiney!!!!

Zac Efron's IQ = 110
Are you Smarter than Zac Efron? 93% can't get the Last Question!
miiIQ.com/zac-efron

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081107025937AAesFTC

"Hi,

Actually I don't know who you are either but XXXX added you to the guestlist. Sorry if my email keep bugging you and have a great email.

"
― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Saturday, July 8, 2006 10:55 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

RICK MONEY C.E.O SOOO MONEY ENT wants to be friends on MySpace!

http://www.massivechest.com/chest-exercises/female-pecs.htm

…“You Could Bury And Then Crush A Quarter In Between Those Heaping Mass Of Ripped Mass That You’ll Have For A Chest….

RIPPED!

Beauty and health go together hand in hand and a beautiful bosom is a healthy breast

Heaping Mass Of Ripped Mass

goldfish in tomato soup :) :) :)

― gr8080, Friday, October 26, 2007 12:46 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

trill

― roxymuzak, Friday, October 26, 2007 12:47 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark

8-D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/itisatowel.jpg

WHAT

http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en-us&q=pussy+spread+like+the+rainbow&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

i very nearly died, but:

Ever since I saw Thoroughly Modern Millie, my head is filled with Carol Channing saying "raaaaaaaspberries"

― nabisco, Tuesday, February 24, 2009 1:30 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Word to the wise: don't ever imitate that quietly in a men's room you think is empty

― nabisco, Tuesday, February 24, 2009 1:31 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

recommended for fans of fussy jaymc/gabbneb style posts:

i'm not a frank fan, why do you ask? you could have probably checked for their presence/absence in my library. i barely have time for girls aloud any more, and i find all these sub-GA acts whose entire careers are based on mopping up the rejected GA demos littering xenomania's studio extremely tiresome.

― lex pretend, Sunday, March 1, 2009 3:28 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

not a fan

haha yes how dare they not check 1st

http://xs137.xs.to/xs137/09103/akon418.png

as someone who never had the slightest bit of interest of any sort in luna, i'm sorta self-congratulatorily unsympathetic to anyone who fell for her in any way, whether she's real or not (and i think it's entirely possible she is). and to the extent i did pay attention, something there always rang false - i pretty much believed the kid after he appeared more than once or twice, but i always had problems with "aimee" (then again, i sorta have trouble wrapping my head around the existence of a non-wayans pronounced keenan, but don't doubt his existence for a minute).

― gabbneb, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 9:20 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090213144540AArUCsa

MY FRIEND JUST TOLD ME THAT Riding Cheeks is to, DANCE ON A BOYS D**K

http://www.hood.edu/

hoos, is that Akon thing the type of thing that's hilarious to people who occasionally check hiphop stars into hotels, but is lost on the rest of us?

lol

http://www.celebsafari.com/post.aspx?RequestID=E778FC588BB445C28737FD40B21732C9_540&PgID=3

end of story

and, i mean, everything else too

Dara Danglemore caught my attention when she was wearing shorts one day and her extra-long trouser snake came out to greet me. I was in love with her dick at first sight. It's hard to believe a girl with such a sweet, innocent face would have such a lengthy, dangling serpent.

― Luka ModReq (DJ Mencap), Sunday, March 8, 2009 2:11 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i understand this. but i have a mickey shirt from when i was like 8. it reminds me of my dad. so i grant myself an exception there.

― Surmounter, Sunday, March 8, 2009 10:00 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i believe i ran into an ilx poster on the street today wearing one of those

xpost

― yur twit (tehresa), Sunday, March 8, 2009 10:01 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

um i like copied the wrong quote above

― Surmounter, Sunday, March 8, 2009 10:01 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i meant to copy the one about not liking ironic mickey mouse shirts

― Surmounter, Sunday, March 8, 2009 10:01 PM (1 hour ago)

HAHAHAHA i just came to post that. pure gold!!!!

I bet whiney would flip xxxp

lolll

the jared story is really creepy

rev with the lay-up there

ohhhhhhhh lol

"Gimme a blues riff in B, yeah, you know what you wanna do with that, you wanna put a bangin' donk on it"

― Hreidarsson The Storm (Matt DC), Sunday, March 8, 2009 7:50 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

LMFAO

i spied upon drew daniel in a scarlet frock coat and an immense curly brown wig frantically scratching with a quill onto parchment by candlelight. he wore a monacle, i think, and a little velvet cap with a single white plume in it.

― elmo argonaut, Sunday, March 8, 2009 11:12 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/oneweekyoutubead-440x588.jpg

I showed Mike the picture and he whipped out his wallet. From it he pulled a Subway Sub Club card. It was autographed by Jared. I was floored. Of all the things that he could sign, that was the best one. I was so jealous. And my own Sub club card was at home.

can just picture the zoom sequence between the card in mike's hand, and dude's slowly widening eyeballs NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

lollll

courtesy of poster Z_S

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/ZachRScott/CHAIN.gif

z_s killin it ithatt

I'm glad Suzy saw it too. JM seemed so pointless; just go away, woman! be quiet!

dire how she kept saying HE'S MY BOY
awful !!!

he's probably a tosser too, the Boy

the Max Gogarty line above is so funny !!

the really odd thing about the Review people is how many of them I have met.

Morley
Harris
Myerson
Churchwell

oh, OK, that's only 4. it feels like more.

― the pinefox, Tuesday, March 10, 2009 7:32 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I'm glad Suzy saw it too. JM seemed so pointless; just go away, woman! be quiet!

dire how she kept saying HE'S MY BOY
awful !!!

he's probably a tosser too, the Boy

the Max Gogarty line above is so funny !!

the really odd thing about the Review people is how many of them I have met.

Morley
Harris
Myerson
Churchwell

oh, OK, that's only 4. it feels like more.

― the pinefox, Tuesday, March 10, 2009 7:32 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I'm glad Suzy saw it too. JM seemed so pointless; just go away, woman! be quiet!

dire how she kept saying HE'S MY BOY
awful !!!

he's probably a tosser too, the Boy

the Max Gogarty line above is so funny !!

the really odd thing about the Review people is how many of them I have met.

Morley
Harris
Myerson
Churchwell

oh, OK, that's only 4. it feels like more.

― the pinefox, Tuesday, March 10, 2009 7:32 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wow I didn't know it was possible, now, to post that many times

― the pinefox, Tuesday, March 10, 2009 7:32 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

:d

really feeling EIT lately

i noticed

Stay tuned to find out if these guys are being serious!

― some dude's gizmo (DJ Mencap), Friday, March 20, 2009 11:14 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

i dont think we need to drag this navel-gazing out any further but i need to make something very clear--my earlier comment abt being disappointed in 1p3 was emphatically NOT directed at hoos only--1p3 is a community and it lives and dies as a community--one stick can be broken but a bundle of sticks can make a bridge u feel me--everyone is slacking right now, even roxy (no offense but ur basically never online anymore)--pointing fingers only makes it worse

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, March 20, 2009 6:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

maybe 1p3 can make a bridge out of a bundle of pointing fingers.

― estela, Friday, March 20, 2009 6:08 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

<3

A friend faked an illness to me too. Stupid, because she didn't fake it to any of our other, fairly close, circle of friends, so I found out pretty much right away. I don't understand compulsive lying, it seems like so much work.

― franny glass, Sunday, March 29, 2009 3:12 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what are you, lazy

― WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Sunday, March 29, 2009 3:13 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

the p and the d are so complimentary when run together like cooperanderson cooperanderson cooperanderson

― jeepski (jergins), Sunday, September 28, 2008 10:14 AM (6 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

shut the fuck up jergins

― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, September 28, 2008 10:14 AM (6 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

missing u

ringtone interests

― chinese electrodribble torture (The Reverend), Wednesday, April 1, 2009 3:30 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Interested in: Men

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, April 1, 2009 9:33 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha the pic i posted at the top of pictures of people who are not gabbneb# got changed!!

http://wolfpack10.com/tuppence.html

omg

this deserves it's own thread, rox

holy shit

http://i39.tinypic.com/oko8b4.gifhttp://i39.tinypic.com/oko8b4.gifhttp://i39.tinypic.com/oko8b4.gif

that is amazing

where did I put that waterfall gif? I feel like this is the bottom of the waterfall?

youre right

• Best Beloved Tuppence [Started by WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak) in April 2009, last updated Sunday, April 5, 2009 4:23 PM by WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak) on 1 pWN 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1] 1 new answer

LOL!

http://3.media.tumblr.com/hajlCq9UJkgz6lzcscIWDVwfo1_500.gif

http://www.molimop.org/status1.gif

haha that looks like something that would be on a computer in one of the stations on lost

http://3.media.tumblr.com/hajlCq9UJkgz6lzcscIWDVwfo1_500.gif
http://i39.tinypic.com/oko8b4.gif
ZS, HELP!

"Best Beloved Tuppence" sounds like something L-Jag calls his testicles

― ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄ska croupier▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, April 5, 2009 6:33 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

sb

― sugjust blaze (The Reverend), Sunday, April 5, 2009 6:34 PM (32 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

my figgy puddings

― Zayatte Mondatta (country matters), Sunday, April 5, 2009 6:34 PM (23 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

oh christ

― WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Sunday, April 5, 2009 6:34 PM (10 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

This thread has been locked by an administrator

^lmaaaaoooooo

everything here: http://www.totalfilm.com/features/simon-kassianides-and-jamie-parker#content

yeesh u ppl know what i mean

― I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Sunday, April 5, 2009 8:22 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

like the basics are ok, kielbasa is not

― I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Sunday, April 5, 2009 8:22 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

IT'S WRONG

― I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Sunday, April 5, 2009 8:23 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

YOU'RE WRONG

― HOOS talking about magic & spells & steen dude! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, April 5, 2009 8:24 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

keep mashed potatoes white imo

― I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Sunday, April 5, 2009 8:24 PM Bookmark

hey do you guys remember when l0u1s jagg3r referred to his balls as figgy puddings

can we JUST

can we SUGGEST morelike

he won't go until we sb him
he won't go until we sb him
he won't go until we sb him
so sb him right here

oh man u cannot ~suggest~ that LJ be banned for a top lol like that

i would never sb lj and he knows it.

naw, lj is off scot-free. I just don't need to be reminded of it

http://www.flavorleague.com/flavor/images/news-pug.jpg

http://seancasio.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/phil_spector.jpg

http://mathiasbynens.be/images/108b.jpg

he he nick

omg

http://www.blogadilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/phil-spector-dandelion.jpg

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/2qmhf11.jpg

― Heather Nijoli Ravioli (ni jo leeeeeee), Tuesday, April 14, 2009 2:07 AM (4 hours ago)

:-OOOOOOOOOOO

are you shocked?!?!?

that is the emoticon for throwing up spaghetti-o's

he just has many mouths, is what I think he is trying to say.

"heather nijoli ravioli" is the origin of the name "nijoli." my brother drew used to introduce heather with this name, before he could say "nicole" or "robinson".

"hevver nijoli ravioli"

i spoke to hoos on the phone and he seriously at one point yelled the word "T.B.H." at his exGF

this is not a joke

i mean it is, but it is also a true

"the word"

youre the one who said it

why u saying shit that aint words

^^^your exgf's point, i believe

oh its like that

it is now

"tbh"

dag girl i thought we was fam iirc

but claro i do not rc

<3

doi <3

http://www.goddamnbastard.org/carcass/interviews/peardrop.html

Those three twisted minds have certainly better things to offer us than anatomy lessons. Musically tending to a technical improvement, we're now far of the early days of the band's so short tracks, but an experimental crushing metal which can accelerate like one thousand turbos raging and pounding through a huge break of heaviness. There's not two Carcass-sounding bands in the world and it's better like this.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_percentage_of_teenagers_listen_to_rap_rock_emo_pop_indie_and_all_other_labels

just died hard over this pic: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Pvs-DYGFbOo/SJxBQ-8uLDI/AAAAAAAAAIM/raeoSRMTQ5A/s1600-h/8-7-08+015.jpg

It's a baby...?

its expression!!!!!!!

:3

hahaha

Wednesday, April 22, 2009 2:51 PM Site double bird strike (gabbneb) unbanned

NO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

newborn w/ teeth?

it happens. they grow them in utereo.

rare but not unheard of - a friend of mine was born w/a full set - they fall out and the baby teeth come in

baby dentures

must make nursing a joy

i love that snug looking baby.

it looks like it's planning some mischief

it has a touch of the tuppences.

i bet that baby's real name is tuppence

my dog is now answering merrily to tuppence, it is my secret side project, my husband doesn't know a thing about it, it's only tuppence time if he's out.

estela i was just wondering this because i was watching this stupid youtube

can your dog say "i love my mamma?"

no he cannot, i think if i pretended i was his mother it could be awkward for both of us.

ok good because i think these people need mental help

i'm glad i didn't fall into your trap.

Humiliating? Oh you betcha. Here's the tale I told The Gathering, but I'm taking out the names to protect the insane. Here goes....

Right, so anyway, rewind back to the balmy, carefree days of 1991. I was scribbling at the time for an ill-fated and equally ill-executed musi tip-sheet called The New York Review of Recods (the concept behind the rag's title was to get sued by the prominent New York Review of Books and generate publicity -- which never happened, of course), In any event, said rag was edited by a crazed music critic named ___ ______ whom I'd met when I was interning thanklessly at SPIN in `89. He was nuts, anal retentive and rude and alienated just about every individual he came into contact with, despite his arguably good intentions. Imagine a scary visual cross between convicted subway gunman Bernard Goetz and Joey Ramone and you've got a pretty decent picture in your mind of the man. Couple that with apalling hygene (let alone scabby hands that he was constantly picking at due to exhuma) and the picture is complete.

Anyway, ____ threw EMF's debut album, SCHUBERT DIP at me one month, telling me to review it. Fair enough. So, I review it for the issue, but I don't pull any punches. While I'm not needlessly cruel to the album, I don't dress it up to be anything more than it was: disposable pop that was destined for the one-hit wonder pile (and I was right). In any case, mission accomplished.

Despite the fact that ____ hated running negative or even non-flattering reviews (lest they alienate potential ad-buying record labels), he miraculously let it run as-was. A month goes by, and ____ tells me that the band (EMF) are in town doing press, and he wants me to interview them. While they were (quite) far from being my first choice, he promised me the cover for it, so I figured it'd be at least worth it as a clip I could show future potential employers. So, fine, I accept. There was, however, a catch. Because the interview was to take at posh New York hotel, ____ wanted to tag along -- in the hopes of getting a free meal out of it (yes, he was THAT CHEAP!!!!) Very begrudgingly, I agree and off we go.

We meet two members of EMF; keyboard/sampler guy Derry and bassist Zac. While I wasn't remotely interested in their music, these two guys were completely likable -- fresh-faced kids, basically, caught up in the whirlwind of their recent success ("Unbelievable" had become a runaway hit single here in the States at the time). They pretty much had the world at their feet at the moment (it wouldn't last too long), and they were clearly enjoying it. By the same token, they were nothing if not completely professional and friendly. Almost immediately, I started to regret my harsher words in the review -- a review I was certain they hadn't read (our magazine barely made it out of the office, let alone into any news agents or record stores.)

In any event, I interview the two over a plush luncheon, ____ interrupting annoyingly when not stuffing his pockets (!!!!) with h'ors d'oevres. Once again, when they weren't being interupted by ____ -- making needless observations with his mouthful, spraying crumbs and spittle at them -- the two band members were enthusiastic and gave me pretty much everything I needed for a routine profile of the band and its success.

The trouble started, however, when they started asking US questions. Well, one question in particular: "So, what sort of magazine is this interview going to appear in?" A fair question, I suppose, but before I could answer, ____ gets an erection (he loved talking about the magazine, as he considered it the crowning achievment of his life) and leaps into a frothing sermon. I start sweating. I'm reasonbly hopeful that ____ is familiar enough with the copy -- the copy IN HIS OWN MAGAZINE THAT HE SUPPOSEDLY EDITS -- that he'll know better than to allude to the review I'd written. Well, not only did he allude to it -- he whipped out two copies of that issue that he'd stashed in his bag, and presented the to the band, saying "the review's on page 14!"

:::::I start to positively panic and stammer helplessly::::

Both EMFers dutifully turn to the page and read my terse, now-seemingly-needlessly nasty review of their perfectly acceptable, capably crafted pop album. I glance furiously at ____ -- whose grinning like a lobotomized mongoloid with an icey stare that could pierce through plate-steel -- absolutely mortified and livid. ____ had absolutely *NO CONCEPT* of the content of the review I'd written.

In agonizing silence, Derry and Zac scan over the review in disturbing
silence. Both of them glance up at me accordingly (my byline written clearly beneath the review), looking both slightly hurt and not just a little pissed. Clearly, they felt deceived. While still maintaining admirably professional composure, both excused themselves curtly from the table without saying very much and adjourned upstairs. Interview very much over.

By this point, I'm positively roiling in fury and embarassment. ____ is still stupidly, whisteheadedly unaware of what just transpired. "What happened?" Incapable of stringing together a single sentence, I gather my things and leave the room too, ____ trailing behind me cluelessly. Once out in the street, I lash out at ____ with all malice blazing out of my ears. The phrases "fuck you, you stupid fuckin' idiot" and "never in my entire life" are repeated loudly several times. I stop just shy of fisticuffs and leave him standing dazed and confused in the middle of Lexington Avenue.

Now, in all candor, while the episode still makes me squirm, it proved to be a valuable lesson. For a start, NEVER let your editor accompany you to ANY interview (he'd simillarly hampered an interview with Sonic Youth a few months earlier, though not as catastrophically), but more important -- it was a valuable experience in seeing how one's seemingly trivial scribblings actually affect the subject. It made me think twice about sinking the critical harpoon. I mean, EMF may have sucked, but how many albums have I sold, eh?

Ah well....that's that.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, November 7, 2003 3:48 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

That's a fantastic story Alex -- another thing I take from it is not to interview people when you don't dig their record (this rule void if you pay your bills by doing interviews.)

― Mark (MarkR), Friday, November 7, 2003 4:01 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that story is unbelievable

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, November 7, 2003 4:05 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

OH!

i thought ____ literally got an erection and the story would take a completely different turn. what a disappointment.

"exhuma"!!!!

hahaha

he was constantly picking at his skin due to having been underground

that's what i was thinking haw

Exhuma is a serious condition don't be mocking those less fortunate

exhuma-ed to consume

I want a pet zombie monkey named Exhuma

http://x4c.xanga.com/c1df423540734239422647/z189387693.jpg

Exzuma 6-foot-deep cleansing cream?

oh god, let's please let that anecdote die.

your purple prose just gives you away

It's unbelievable.

http://www.scandalist.com/files/2008/09/2234433.jpg

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj133/angelala666/what_the_fuck.jpg%3Ft%3D1240980781

er: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bv2h-aJzy1c/SKUNrxWQRkI/AAAAAAAACVg/1BnxspYm-8o/s400/what_the_fuck.jpg

i lold

http://eczemaboil.wordpress.com/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/justastranger/60833253/

lol @ grady

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=43792&boardid=77&threadid=165

lol @ surm as well there

^thats not getting enough attention

Hoos, in that pic you look like a ballet dancer. A sweet ballet dancer.

― Tuomas, Tuesday, May 5, 2009 2:28 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://img.skitch.com/20090429-d413r1qifk8ass67mgrk1wgikj.jpg

i live with a kid who has never outgrown the snap era. apparently he was really into it when it happened and now WHENEVER music comes on he does this really weird lean and snap thing. like, any type of music. i've had fucking Mercyful Fate on and he was snappin away. it's soooooooooooo fucking weird!!! sorry haven't read this thread at all but it looks awesome!

― aggy new year (surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally), Thursday, January 8, 2009 1:17 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― bunniculingus (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, January 8, 2009 1:20 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

jw/and what and i may have snap danced at matmos, but big hoos and i did a snap routine at fuckin bolt thrower yesterday

^^ was dope imo

i was gonna do a thread about the fact that the only way i can dance is by snap dancing and how this colors my music choices at parties

when will 1p3 ever outgrow the snap era????

I thought jordan s was all into jerkin now

i can't jerk! like, the backwards running man thing, i just can't do it. a really sore spot atm tbh

:(

does a sarge do the stanky leg?

(wack dance imo, but worth asking)

i received a certificate of excellence in performing the stanky leg

ill stanky but it's not that fun - much prefer to do the soulja boy if i have the choice

last week we went to uluru (aka ayers rock) and we went to a night talk given by an astronomer (the stars out there are famously amazing) but all these clouds suddenly appeared halfway through and the astronomer got really angry and called the clouds 'sonsofbitches', i was overjoyed.

http://xs139.xs.to/xs139/09223/ayo973.jpg

whaaaaaaat

dead real

i like to imagine that he looks like this

http://thezaz.nationallampoon.com/files/2009/04/most_interesting_man.jpg

There was a dude in my hometown phonebook listed as Funkee MC

Did he check on yet hoos?

nah hes like july

that sounds great but you should have just eaten beans.

― tehresa, Tuesday, May 26, 2009 10:51 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^ basically what my wife's grandfather says every time I talk about cooking anything at all

― your son rip is on line toot (iiiijjjj), Sunday, June 7, 2009 4:32 PM (35 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha yes

http://www.amlarsen.com/movies/gfx/youtube_team_antonsen_tegnspraak2.jpg

LOL

http://ak.buy.com/db_assets/large_images/084/207924084.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vxv7qi3BJI

HOLY SHIT NEB BANNED AND CANKLES UNBANNED??????????????????

THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL DAY FRIENDS. WE MUST CELEBRATE!!!

― Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 21:10 (Yesterday) Bookmark

it's like getting your pawn to the other side of the board

― harbl, Tuesday, June 16, 2009 3:12 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

wow

― bnw, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 01:19 (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it's like getting your pwn to the other side of the board

― ramón gastro (omar little), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 01:22 (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/c/7/9/c79dcb99e53fc1d95c4de4629580a0b0.gif

hahaha ive been away -- neb was 102ed?!?!?!

u can catch up by reading IMP and the end of the bmore thread!

imp???

I Must Procreate

BATTLE CHESTNUTS DOESN'T QUITE FILL IN ALL THE BLANKS HERE.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, June 25, 2009 10:22 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

classic pp imo