http://www.piercemattie.com/blogs/text_messaging_lifestlyle.jpg
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 1 March 2008 04:59 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.mobilegospel.ca/resources/Web_Mobile_Merged_EN_300x52.jpg
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 1 March 2008 05:00 (seventeen years ago)
http://images.salon.com/tech/machinist/blog/2008/01/24/kilpatrick/story.jpg
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 1 March 2008 05:01 (seventeen years ago)
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/15111/42_2007/text%20message%20flirting%20.jpg
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 1 March 2008 05:02 (seventeen years ago)
http://myfuel.com/images/tour_phone1.jpg
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 1 March 2008 05:02 (seventeen years ago)
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1430/1133778819_2001a081cc.jpg
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 1 March 2008 05:03 (seventeen years ago)
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/2960/original.jpg
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 1 March 2008 05:04 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.theheadbitch.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/textmessage.jpg
― am0n, Saturday, 1 March 2008 05:06 (seventeen years ago)
Concider
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1640000/images/_1643230_poem-bbc300.jpg
― Hurting 2, Saturday, 1 March 2008 05:07 (seventeen years ago)
http://alastairc.ac/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/text_message.jpg
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 1 March 2008 05:10 (seventeen years ago)
http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2006/11/03/471618/phone.jpg
― Hurting 2, Saturday, 1 March 2008 05:10 (seventeen years ago)
I forgave her for "concider" as soon as I saw "ps: BLOW A HORN."
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 1 March 2008 05:10 (seventeen years ago)
HYPER-LINXXX
― gr8080, Saturday, 1 March 2008 05:12 (seventeen years ago)
Loose some damn pounds
― am0n, Saturday, 1 March 2008 05:12 (seventeen years ago)
http://noisydecentgraphics.typepad.com/design/images/handymantextad.jpg
― bug, Saturday, 1 March 2008 06:56 (seventeen years ago)
i can't believe some people get spam in their text inbox
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 1 March 2008 18:16 (seventeen years ago)
http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/7428/photo92ja7.jpg
― tehresa, Monday, 25 August 2008 02:25 (seventeen years ago)
i think this is my favorite thread of all time
― Surmounter, Monday, 25 August 2008 03:04 (seventeen years ago)
these messages. i can not come up with a reply other than 'waht'
― tehresa, Monday, 25 August 2008 03:08 (seventeen years ago)
omg shutup that is on your phone
― Surmounter, Monday, 25 August 2008 03:09 (seventeen years ago)
lol at the whitedout number
― Surmounter, Monday, 25 August 2008 03:10 (seventeen years ago)
haha yeah from hs bff who i (quite obviously) have very little in common with these days.
― tehresa, Monday, 25 August 2008 03:10 (seventeen years ago)
she is telling me about her new boyfriend.
― tehresa, Monday, 25 August 2008 03:11 (seventeen years ago)
allow me to let you in on a little hint: she actually really likes that his arm is half-gone
― deeznuts, Monday, 25 August 2008 03:13 (seventeen years ago)
what did you say to her back
― Surmounter, Monday, 25 August 2008 03:17 (seventeen years ago)
(!!!)
nothing yet.
― tehresa, Monday, 25 August 2008 03:18 (seventeen years ago)
say 'ive always thot crippled guys are so hot!' and she will reply 'srsly??' i will bet u money on that
― deeznuts, Monday, 25 August 2008 03:19 (seventeen years ago)
hmmmm "i say you do what you will! be careful"
― Surmounter, Monday, 25 August 2008 03:31 (seventeen years ago)
how about HAT'S OFF I SAY
― tehresa, Monday, 25 August 2008 03:38 (seventeen years ago)
minus the apostrophe which was a stupid typo
― tehresa, Monday, 25 August 2008 03:41 (seventeen years ago)
YES maybe even w the apostrophe!
― Surmounter, Monday, 25 August 2008 04:06 (seventeen years ago)
and i dunno the caps is kinda essential, very eliza doolittle
― Surmounter, Monday, 25 August 2008 04:08 (seventeen years ago)
the hat is off, to be fair
― roxymuzak, Monday, 25 August 2008 14:02 (seventeen years ago)
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/4/39apr9-funny-text-message.jpg
― ice crӕm, Monday, 25 August 2008 14:36 (seventeen years ago)
Fuckin' hate those miniature chicken abusers.
― libcrypt, Monday, 25 August 2008 19:03 (seventeen years ago)
good thred
― bamcquern, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:28 (seventeen years ago)
goddamn good thred!
― PappaWheelie V, Monday, 25 August 2008 23:34 (seventeen years ago)
i wish people would stop using motorola phones
― ken c, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 00:00 (seventeen years ago)
missing an arm is a total dealbreaker in my book!!!!!!!!!
― harbl, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 00:51 (seventeen years ago)
it's only HALF an arm so half deal brake?
― tehresa, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 00:55 (seventeen years ago)
i would really prefer a whole arm, i know it's a lot to ask
― harbl, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 01:47 (seventeen years ago)
i just know i would end up getting mad at him one day and say you know, is it really too much for you to GET AN ARM!
― harbl, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 01:49 (seventeen years ago)
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/15111/23_2007/IMG_5236.jpg
― harbl, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 01:53 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5797009,00.jpg
― harbl, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 01:54 (seventeen years ago)
I AM POPPING OPEN A MOUNTAIN DEW IN YOUR HONOR
http://www.teendrama.com/dens/journal/2007/whistler07/heli_extreme_txt_msg.jpg
― harbl, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 02:01 (seventeen years ago)
http://a.abcnews.com/images/GMA/nm_web_abbrev_070612_ms.jpg
― am0n, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 02:57 (seventeen years ago)
http://redefine.dyndns.org/~andyr/blog/pictures/nola_oct_2007_pictures/Fateful_Text_Message.jpg
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 August 2008 02:59 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.wickedlocal.com/salem/archive/x1295923586/g2582583f0a9b701cbe82562c7da2a89d8d87d1a68fde5f.jpg
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 August 2008 03:00 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.letsoptimize.com/images/sms_text_message_alert.jpg
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 August 2008 03:02 (seventeen years ago)
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii317/RabitesAngelatin/IMG_0711.jpg
I giggled. Felt bad, I was at work at the time I got this.
― RabiesAngentleman, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 13:17 (seventeen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/loud.jpg
― ken c, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 16:37 (seventeen years ago)
Strangest sex related text I've received: "If I asked you to break a bone in my body, would you?"
― I am using your worlds, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 16:43 (seventeen years ago)
that's enough
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 03:12 (seventeen years ago)
FOLLOW UP!
"He's got 1.5 arms but I think he's adorable. Hee hee"
later
"Sorry to keep texting you but I love tequila. Anyway, if someone told me I'd fall for a man with one arm, I wouldn't have believed them. Crazy how shit works out."
i can't find a good way to take pics of these.
― highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Thursday, 2 October 2008 00:33 (seventeen years ago)
1.5 arms!!!
― lil yawne (harbl), Thursday, 2 October 2008 00:47 (seventeen years ago)
should be the official 1p3 text message network thread
― vast variety of steens where we get our HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 2 October 2008 00:55 (seventeen years ago)
Three elbow-length stubs.
― Tetragram for Holding Back (libcrypt), Thursday, 2 October 2008 01:34 (seventeen years ago)
hoos otm
― ○◙i shine cuz i genital grind◙○ (roxymuzak), Thursday, 2 October 2008 01:52 (seventeen years ago)
http://img.visualizeus.com/thumbs/08/11/02/you,longing,creative,embroidery,funny,love-ec5b1d390a72bb33f2273d45177943c4_h.jpg
― ladies and gentlemen, mr. biff_tannen (and what), Monday, 15 December 2008 23:04 (seventeen years ago)
From: Roxy'what's for lunch and who's gay?' 'loose meat and none of your business.'1:00am 12/13/08
― so i said let me HOOS the beats and steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 15 December 2008 23:25 (seventeen years ago)
lol
― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 03:25 (seventeen years ago)
hahaha
― very quotatious (tehresa), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 03:31 (seventeen years ago)
</3
"CSI MIAMI = Wiggum PI"
― freek-a-luriqua (and what), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 03:33 (seventeen years ago)
hoos just thought id drop u a line :D
― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 03:34 (seventeen years ago)
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/4240/poopingff5.png
― ＴＥＥＮＡＧＥ ＤＩＡＬＥＣＴＩＣＳ (libcrypt), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 03:56 (seventeen years ago)
what the
― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 03:56 (seventeen years ago)
lil ol photoshop on thread history y'alls.
― ＴＥＥＮＡＧＥ ＤＩＡＬＥＣＴＩＣＳ (libcrypt), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 03:58 (seventeen years ago)
i thought that word order was conspicuously convenient ;-)
― very quotatious (tehresa), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 04:07 (seventeen years ago)
i was wondering about the status of that 1.5 arms thing
― harbl, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 04:08 (seventeen years ago)
yeah, it ended kinda badly :(
LOVE IS OVER
― very quotatious (tehresa), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 04:16 (seventeen years ago)
ya all yall drop me lines whenev
― so i said let me HOOS the beats and steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 04:22 (seventeen years ago)
lol i think BUTT IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER is my #1 favorite name of all time
― harbl, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 04:22 (seventeen years ago)
# is on fbook
hoos i posted on dreams thread but i had a dream u called me to say hi! but you don't have my number! how could that happen?
― very quotatious (tehresa), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 04:36 (seventeen years ago)
"corn pone and u momz"
-hoos the other day
― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 02:14 (sixteen years ago)
reading roxy text gave me the energy to get through final tonight!!
― rock loop twist down loop twist (tehresa), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 02:25 (sixteen years ago)
aw im glad! <3<3<3
― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 02:26 (sixteen years ago)
it was a long night!
― rock loop twist down loop twist (tehresa), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 02:27 (sixteen years ago)
― very quotatious (tehresa), Tuesday, December 16, 2008 4:36 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark
sci fi dreamz!
― so i said let me HOOS the beats and steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 02:39 (sixteen years ago)
SCIENCE!
― rock loop twist down loop twist (tehresa), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 03:02 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.abovethelaw.com/images/entries/animated%20siren%20gif%20animated%20siren%20gif%20animated%20siren%20gif%20drudge%20report.GIFit's back on!http://www.abovethelaw.com/images/entries/animated%20siren%20gif%20animated%20siren%20gif%20animated%20siren%20gif%20drudge%20report.GIF
― rock loop twist down loop twist (tehresa), Saturday, 20 December 2008 06:06 (sixteen years ago)
HATS ON I SAY
― rock loop twist down loop twist (tehresa), Saturday, 20 December 2008 06:25 (sixteen years ago)
txts errywhur
― Sherlock HOOS's Baker Steen Motherfuckers (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 20 December 2008 09:02 (sixteen years ago)
from: jen"we are not the same i am a martian" what does this mean
― HOOSytime steenman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 4 January 2009 04:46 (sixteen years ago)
she is kin with shaq
― this display name has the potential to be epically sexy (tehresa), Sunday, 4 January 2009 04:47 (sixteen years ago)
no the "what does this mean" was part of the msg
― HOOSytime steenman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 4 January 2009 04:48 (sixteen years ago)
loling hard at KIN!!!!!!!!
― rox qua rox (roxymuzak), Sunday, 4 January 2009 04:49 (sixteen years ago)
powerloling over the top
― KIN WITH SHAQ (roxymuzak), Sunday, 4 January 2009 04:50 (sixteen years ago)
I have a target gift card should i get some practical shit or a run dmc hoodie
-hoos
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 17:46 (sixteen years ago)
text dilemmas
― tired (latebloomer), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 17:51 (sixteen years ago)
― I am using your worlds, Tuesday, August 26, 2008 11:43 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark
off topic, but this reminds of me of an exchange my friend had with a (very conservative) young lady:
"You don't have a liberal bone in your body, do you?"
"Nope."
(sheepishly) "Would you like one?"
― the fierce urgency of YAOOOOWWWWWWWW (m bison), Thursday, 8 January 2009 02:39 (sixteen years ago)
1: "Two of my three favorite metal bands, seriously, on the planet are playing at the Bijou on my fuckin' birthday. I am filled with glee."2: "Skid Rowe got back together!?"
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 31 January 2009 21:53 (sixteen years ago)
from: Roxyto: HoosAre you ok?? Do you need me to google maps ya??
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 16 February 2009 23:34 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.abovethelaw.com/images/entries/animated%20siren%20gif%20animated%20siren%20gif%20animated%20siren%20gif%20drudge%20report.GIFlove is over again http://www.abovethelaw.com/images/entries/animated%20siren%20gif%20animated%20siren%20gif%20animated%20siren%20gif%20drudge%20report.GIF
― a transitional transitionalistic woman dat is transitionally great (tehresa), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 01:15 (sixteen years ago)
i hope for real this time. one-armed man is a dick imo.
I don't have texting and about once a month I have someone bitch at me for not returning their texts. :-/
― I would much rather listen to hard bop jazz and stfu (The Reverend), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 03:06 (sixteen years ago)
f them imo
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 19 February 2009 07:19 (sixteen years ago)
lol btw that was in ref to u hot dog <3 <3 <3
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 19 February 2009 09:17 (sixteen years ago)
can i be all sup or am i in u personal space
― lol (roxymuzak), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:15 (sixteen years ago)
jeg elsker deg også, kjøsskatunge ;)
― lol (roxymuzak), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:17 (sixteen years ago)
dang u got fauxboosclone to drop his distaste for txtspk prety quick rox
― harry s tfuman (and what), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:18 (sixteen years ago)
haha that was so not him
― lol (roxymuzak), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:19 (sixteen years ago)
also looool at "fauxboosclone", next level
for its ilx debut i had to make sure it contained no original parts of [CONTROVERSIAL MOD EDIT]'s name
― harry s tfuman (and what), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:23 (sixteen years ago)
XD
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:34 (sixteen years ago)
lolllllll
― class act, thanks bro (tehresa), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:35 (sixteen years ago)
omg
― lol (roxymuzak), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:41 (sixteen years ago)
From: DADR u coming over? Can u bring ice cream and beer?
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 1 March 2009 18:57 (sixteen years ago)
<3 <3 <3
AMAZING
― Surmounter, Sunday, 1 March 2009 19:04 (sixteen years ago)
only text ever sent by my mom in history (it was sent to me):
R u in jail????? Or whaaaat
― if you don't stan for something, you will fall for anything (roxymuzak), Sunday, 1 March 2009 21:17 (sixteen years ago)
oh btw I having texting now send me one if have my #
― 51 things I hate about you (The Reverend), Sunday, 1 March 2009 21:27 (sixteen years ago)
wkiw hoos' dad
― 51 things I hate about you (The Reverend), Sunday, 1 March 2009 21:28 (sixteen years ago)
aw
― if you don't stan for something, you will fall for anything (roxymuzak), Sunday, 1 March 2009 21:36 (sixteen years ago)
rev you are not texting me back did you delete my number and don't know who texted you or are you just leavin' a girl hanging?
― yur twit (tehresa), Sunday, 1 March 2009 21:56 (sixteen years ago)
likewise whar u at dogg
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 1 March 2009 22:01 (sixteen years ago)
tza I don't think I got yours! I don't apparently have your # tho
― 51 things I hate about you (The Reverend), Monday, 2 March 2009 02:05 (sixteen years ago)
the iltexting circle is an amazing thing
― if you don't stan for something, you will fall for anything (roxymuzak), Monday, 2 March 2009 02:06 (sixteen years ago)
ice cr?m and b?r
― 51 things I hate about you (The Reverend), Monday, 2 March 2009 02:23 (sixteen years ago)
epic tbh
― been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 09:32 (sixteen years ago)
From: The ReveredNaww holmes, its 187 on a mf-in pie
― been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 6 March 2009 02:35 (sixteen years ago)
in response to hoos:
Eat cake errryday
― ilx has drained my soul (The Reverend), Friday, 6 March 2009 05:30 (sixteen years ago)
"what the bloodclaat""what are you asking me right now?""i dont know!!!"
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 8 March 2009 03:43 (sixteen years ago)
"if you will"
― been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:37 (sixteen years ago)
hoos: Ayo america today
― The-Reverend (rev), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 19:45 (sixteen years ago)
hoos that stoner metal guy at my local bar said 'if u will' to me the other day as a complete thought. Thought of u!
― roxymuzak, Friday, 13 March 2009 18:32 (sixteen years ago)
― czech blastcore and superHOOS culture (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 March 2009 18:46 (sixteen years ago)
http://i40.tinypic.com/1zxnzuv.jpg
― lil butt (harbl), Friday, 13 March 2009 19:30 (sixteen years ago)
ew
― Surmounter, Friday, 13 March 2009 19:31 (sixteen years ago)
is that a cell pwn photo
― czech blastcore and superHOOS culture (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 March 2009 19:34 (sixteen years ago)
yeah it is a picture of that thing
― lil butt (harbl), Friday, 13 March 2009 19:39 (sixteen years ago)
When R U getting tested?
from: jenwe put your plate inside
to: jenof what??
from: jenbrisket, potato salad
― 14 karat gold steen computer wizard (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 21 March 2009 03:06 (sixteen years ago)
mental image of a plate folded in half in a pile of food
― 14 karat gold steen computer wizard (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 21 March 2009 03:16 (sixteen years ago)
lol married girls:
I havent said this for a while, but i was just noticing again today that ynu have gorgeous eyes.
― cathlamet wa (jergins), Saturday, 21 March 2009 03:49 (sixteen years ago)
ynu
― eman, Saturday, 21 March 2009 06:56 (sixteen years ago)
from: revjust bought a cadillac
to: revthrow sone ds on it
from: revthank you for the advice!
― 20 HOOS poppin steens on kawasakis (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 22 March 2009 04:56 (sixteen years ago)
classic imo
― BIG MILES fuckin w/ electricity in '68 (The Reverend), Sunday, 22 March 2009 07:16 (sixteen years ago)
hhahaha
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 22 March 2009 14:38 (sixteen years ago)
nintendo ds?
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 22 March 2009 16:52 (sixteen years ago)
7:59:08PMfrom: roxy"Hoos, you are dead tbh?????"
8:39:28from: roxy"U are ul mosesoding ugh iirc lol"
8:40:09from: roxy"Happy thuday tim"
8:56:00from: roxy"Jur+"
― just DO THE STANKY HOOS plain and steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 3 April 2009 03:15 (sixteen years ago)
hoos you made that up douchenozzle
― WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Friday, 3 April 2009 20:27 (sixteen years ago)
My friend Karen at work got this one (Rico is her baby daddy):
From: RICO
"Send me a picture of yo titty."
― GLEEPGLOP BLOOPBLORP (nickalicious), Friday, 3 April 2009 20:38 (sixteen years ago)
<5 drunk roxy
― sugjust blaze (The Reverend), Friday, 3 April 2009 21:46 (sixteen years ago)
― WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Friday, April 3, 2009 8:27 PM (1 hour ago)
should i post jpg of my phone screen or
― just DO THE STANKY HOOS plain and steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 3 April 2009 21:50 (sixteen years ago)
no
― WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Friday, 3 April 2009 21:50 (sixteen years ago)
;]
― just DO THE STANKY HOOS plain and steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 3 April 2009 21:53 (sixteen years ago)
my mom is texting!
― WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Saturday, 4 April 2009 21:32 (sixteen years ago)
she sent a pic text (!) of an easter display.
me: you have picture texting now?!
mom: Always did but was 2 dumb 2 use it!
me: *sends a pictext of my cat in a scarf
mom: He is stylin'!
― WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Saturday, 4 April 2009 21:33 (sixteen years ago)
<3
― just DO THE STANKY HOOS plain and steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 4 April 2009 22:36 (sixteen years ago)
lolz my nana used to send me texts about the weather ALL the time. she's had 10x as many cell phs as me.
― where we turn sweet dreams into remarkable realities (just1n3), Saturday, 4 April 2009 23:53 (sixteen years ago)
"i think i dreamed we were hitting a tied up shark last night."
― tehresa, Monday, 6 April 2009 16:46 (sixteen years ago)
"very sik need bubles"
― GLEEPGLOP BLOOPBLORP (nickalicious), Monday, 6 April 2009 19:47 (sixteen years ago)
Last full moon:
NI4H - full moon tonight, not last nightNICK - let's wolf outNI4H - hooowl!!!NICK - indeed
― GLEEPGLOP BLOOPBLORP (nickalicious), Monday, 6 April 2009 19:51 (sixteen years ago)
From: Mom
N town. Went by hoel n they said ur off next 2 days. Will b chkng n tom. Mayb dnr?
― HOOS talking about magic & spells & steen dude! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 6 April 2009 19:52 (sixteen years ago)
<3333
Do Not Resuscitate for two, please.
― guys i need to eliminate this business associate and im really nervous (Laurel), Monday, 6 April 2009 19:56 (sixteen years ago)
http://thechive.com/2008/12/anatomy-of-the-chives-teen-texting-disaster-hoax/
Funny
― "Hey, We're Posting!" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 6 April 2009 20:02 (sixteen years ago)
me: dude i just saw [dude from high school]'s jockstrapped ass in hot body contest wtffffffffjw: i guess two of us saw throbbing gristle tonight
― elmo argonaut, Friday, 17 April 2009 06:02 (sixteen years ago)
my bf: love you ground con the fruiterer troll
I have no fucking idea what this means and I didnt even know it was THERE til just now.
I suspect there was acid involved somehow.
― one art, please (Trayce), Friday, 17 April 2009 06:15 (sixteen years ago)
omg i remember con the fruiterer!
― where we turn sweet dreams into remarkable realities (just1n3), Friday, 17 April 2009 16:43 (sixteen years ago)
i can't remember the name of the show, but there was also a character called kylie mole (?? i think??) who referred to dumb things as 'totally spack'
e: "what time do you arrive may deuce deuce"h: "offhand i wanna say noonesque"e: "what does the paper say hoos"
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Friday, 17 April 2009 22:37 (sixteen years ago)
jus: yep! It was Comedy Company I think.
― one art, please (Trayce), Saturday, 18 April 2009 01:06 (sixteen years ago)
i just got a txt msg from someone i don't know that says "i'm on a bus" how should i reply?
― someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Saturday, 18 April 2009 01:29 (sixteen years ago)
BUSSUX?
oh wait nevermind i know who it is. weird.
― someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Saturday, 18 April 2009 01:31 (sixteen years ago)
hey harbl just thought ud like 2 know im on a bus
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Saturday, 18 April 2009 01:32 (sixteen years ago)
yeah like i never talk to this dude anymore but i just did recently and he decides i'd like to know when he's on a bus or not? no thx
― someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Saturday, 18 April 2009 01:34 (sixteen years ago)
tuppence b. bag i'd always care to know if you're on a bus
im almost never on one, but i will let you know
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Saturday, 18 April 2009 01:41 (sixteen years ago)
r: One beer in and proudly spoutin that gibr: Consider it a dialecth: East Knox High Gib
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 18 April 2009 11:25 (sixteen years ago)
hahaha i dont even remember sending that, "one beer" my ass
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Saturday, 18 April 2009 19:26 (sixteen years ago)
― one thousand BIG HOOS raging and pounding (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 18 April 2009 19:27 (sixteen years ago)
"just realized that you probably love sigh because they sounds like zelda background music"
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 19 April 2009 03:24 (sixteen years ago)
"gib is the only logical response here i feel"
and mom sent me a pic of a hassidic bunny rabbit.
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 19 April 2009 03:26 (sixteen years ago)
post plz
― tehresa, Sunday, 19 April 2009 03:40 (sixteen years ago)
coming right up
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 19 April 2009 03:41 (sixteen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/textfrommomlol.jpg
clearly taken off of TV
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 19 April 2009 03:49 (sixteen years ago)
she sent nijoli one of the easter display she made, in fact this is the first pic text she ever sent and it came with no fanfare
oh dear.reminds me of: http://petswhowanttokillthemselves.com/
― tehresa, Sunday, 19 April 2009 04:06 (sixteen years ago)
my cat could be on that any day of the week, see above where i talk about his "new scarf"
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 19 April 2009 04:09 (sixteen years ago)
I love that pic, it's like an Orwellian dystopia where bunnies rule over the populace on giant screens.
― Bald, optimistic, spirited. (latebloomer), Sunday, 19 April 2009 04:12 (sixteen years ago)
GET BACK TO WORK, #5649-01A
― Bald, optimistic, spirited. (latebloomer), Sunday, 19 April 2009 04:16 (sixteen years ago)
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU ARE NOT AUTHORIZED TO BE IN THIS SECTOR.
― Bald, optimistic, spirited. (latebloomer), Sunday, 19 April 2009 04:21 (sixteen years ago)
that's scaring me now
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 19 April 2009 04:34 (sixteen years ago)
On the tippin' and talkin' that gib front:"congrays foggie"followed by my favorite:"kins"followed by:"like lidscris tbdg"
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Saturday, 25 April 2009 21:10 (sixteen years ago)
that first one's so sad until i realize it's not real
― domma sonner (k3vin k.), Saturday, 25 April 2009 21:21 (sixteen years ago)
― bamcquern, Sunday, 26 April 2009 18:29 (sixteen years ago)
i miss my cellpwn.
― the table is the table, Sunday, 26 April 2009 18:34 (sixteen years ago)
a fan of that one, bryce?
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 26 April 2009 20:07 (sixteen years ago)
Der.
― bamcquern, Monday, 27 April 2009 18:46 (sixteen years ago)
U da man!
Stored: Apr 29, 2:19 p.m.
― GOON carter cash (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 23:33 (sixteen years ago)
n1-what r u doinn2-tryin to cleann2-thinkin baout unicorns
― MONUMENTAL_ARAB_HORSE.jpg (nickalicious), Thursday, 30 April 2009 02:21 (sixteen years ago)
man we are gonna need a seperate one for moms
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Friday, 1 May 2009 22:00 (sixteen years ago)
Text conversation with Mom, after having dinner with her and complaining that my BF lost his wallet and wouldn't leave me alone about it.
Her: Did r---- find his wallet?Me: Mom, R---- is not my bf anymore. My bf is S---. He found his wallet. Sorry I didnt update you. R---- was boring.Her: Can u COUNT all yr BFs?Me: Haw!! Heather and I tried and got stuck.Her: Neither of you really excelled in higher math.
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Friday, 1 May 2009 22:09 (sixteen years ago)
hhahah
― I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Saturday, 2 May 2009 05:16 (sixteen years ago)
http://kingfish.coastal.edu/marine/fisheries/fig1.gif
― bannable evil (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 2 May 2009 06:22 (sixteen years ago)
best double zing ive ever been in receipt of
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Saturday, 2 May 2009 20:14 (sixteen years ago)
mom: do u have the movie say anything on DVD?me: nopemom: u do now :)me: i love that moviemom: Duh! that's y i got them 4 u
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 3 May 2009 02:03 (sixteen years ago)
^__________________________________^
― zone 6 polar bear (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 3 May 2009 02:09 (sixteen years ago)
she is the best
if she posted on ilx it would be like gale deslongchamps meets dom p or something, they would have to shut the site down
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 3 May 2009 02:10 (sixteen years ago)
also, the other day i received the following msg:
"say what up to ya mans n dem"
a record 23 times in a row
― we know gay coop (roxymuzak), Sunday, 3 May 2009 04:38 (sixteen years ago)
my phone will only let me delete messages one at a time too
haw
― we know gay coop (roxymuzak), Sunday, 3 May 2009 04:39 (sixteen years ago)
lol i told hoos this but i hoped that you felt like a cosmic obligation to say what up to ya mans n dem every time
"hoos says what up""yeah we know - this is like the 16th time you told us""i know but he wants me to again"
― zone 6 polar bear (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 3 May 2009 04:40 (sixteen years ago)
hahaha it was more like "waddapwaddapwaddapwaddaaaaaaaaaaap"
― we know gay coop (roxymuzak), Sunday, 3 May 2009 04:43 (sixteen years ago)
jk
tbh i said what up to neither my mans nor dem
― I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 3 May 2009 09:47 (sixteen years ago)
he doesnt know what a hoos is, although i did try to explain why a relative stranger is coming to my house in a couple weeks so we can drive to maryland together lol
― we know gay coop (roxymuzak), Sunday, 3 May 2009 10:19 (sixteen years ago)
hoos basically is a relative/stranger
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 4 May 2009 13:45 (sixteen years ago)
strange relative
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 4 May 2009 13:53 (sixteen years ago)
relatively strange
― tehresa, Monday, 4 May 2009 14:19 (sixteen years ago)
strango relkington
― I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 4 May 2009 19:20 (sixteen years ago)
rip
― tehresa, Monday, 4 May 2009 19:23 (sixteen years ago)
from RoxyMuzak (mobile)may 7, 2009 10:55:10pmACTIN LIKE A MANIAC.OOOOOOOOOOH...WHIPLASH!!!!
― I'm not some HOOS for someone's lust to snack on! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 8 May 2009 06:37 (sixteen years ago)
hahahahaha
― the science of cuteness (latebloomer), Friday, 8 May 2009 17:04 (sixteen years ago)
i really dont remember that
― we know gay coop (roxymuzak), Friday, 8 May 2009 20:40 (sixteen years ago)
also, lol @
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, May 4, 2009 9:45 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― we know gay coop (roxymuzak), Friday, 8 May 2009 20:41 (sixteen years ago)
"i love that big tall blackness. And by blackness i mean he is BLACK"
― tehresa, Saturday, 9 May 2009 04:04 (sixteen years ago)
o_O
hahahahahaha
― a sweet ballet dancer (ENBB), Saturday, 9 May 2009 04:32 (sixteen years ago)
is this the same person who dated the guy with 1.5 arms
― we know gay coop (roxymuzak), Saturday, 9 May 2009 20:12 (sixteen years ago)
YES
― tehresa, Saturday, 9 May 2009 20:22 (sixteen years ago)
there is an entire exchange i will repost later
hahaha this girl
― we know gay coop (roxymuzak), Saturday, 9 May 2009 20:35 (sixteen years ago)
ok so here is the exchange:
her: i love that big tall blackness. And by blackness i mean he is BLACKher: but he is the manme: what?her: what?me: about him being black?her: he's BLACK! he's very darkme: okher: he is! he's dark black!me: what does that have to do with anything?her: nothing. i'm drunk
― tehresa, Sunday, 10 May 2009 04:36 (sixteen years ago)
btw she is talking about kevin garnett
her: he is! he's dark black!
― a sweet ballet dancer (ENBB), Sunday, 10 May 2009 04:36 (sixteen years ago)
darkblack
― (b)admin (roxymuzak), Sunday, 10 May 2009 04:39 (sixteen years ago)
yes
― a sweet ballet dancer (ENBB), Sunday, 10 May 2009 04:39 (sixteen years ago)
sometimes i just
― tehresa, Sunday, 10 May 2009 04:39 (sixteen years ago)
from Whiney Weingarten (mobile)may 13, 2009so swagnificent
― the insane Dr. Morbius and his HOOSical steens (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 14 May 2009 23:12 (sixteen years ago)
from RoxyMuzak (mobile)May 18, 2009ha station?????
from tza (mobile)May 18, 2009ha station lol
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 18 May 2009 14:52 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 18 May 2009 15:01 (sixteen years ago)
(212): Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 18 May 2009 16:07 (sixteen years ago)
the best is that it said "a ha station"
― ricardos montalban (tehresa), Monday, 18 May 2009 16:11 (sixteen years ago)
last night
me - where'd you go? do you still need a ride home?him - no caroline showed up and i left with herme - way to go dude!him - high five!
― mermaphrodite (nickalicious), Monday, 18 May 2009 19:34 (sixteen years ago)
me & him have been texting each other high fives for like 2 weeks, everybody else we work with is copping our game now
― mermaphrodite (nickalicious), Monday, 18 May 2009 19:35 (sixteen years ago)
this thread is a ha station
― fantazy land (harbl), Monday, 18 May 2009 19:36 (sixteen years ago)
MomHey babe. We're home. Bball rained out. Hope u r ok & not lonely. Xxoo.
MeIm doing okay so far. thanks.
MomOk. U know i worry.
MeI appreciate the concern but im fine. i have seinfeld dvds and digornio.
MomUm.@
MomSounds like a plan!
― 'entertainment purposes' ONLY! (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 23 May 2009 22:26 (sixteen years ago)
<3<3<3<3
i originally read digornio as digimon
― μ-Fish (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 23 May 2009 22:29 (sixteen years ago)
actual LOL at both of those
― s1ocki, Saturday, 23 May 2009 22:58 (sixteen years ago)
http://images.cosplay.com/photos/25/258688.jpg
don't worry mom i got digimon!
― s1ocki, Saturday, 23 May 2009 22:59 (sixteen years ago)
mom: 20 year old died at abrams fallsme: swimming?mom: yes(fool)me: evolution works!mom: terrible
― the starring role in tostitos way (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 05:39 (sixteen years ago)
3:59 whats the name of that movie u told me about where they do an experiment about prison4:01 its called das experiment4:13 The experiment in english. lol
^note the times
― the starring role in tostitos way (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 05:45 (sixteen years ago)
"whaut tha fuawk what tha fuuuck crazy peru party peru 2009JEA AH 3 days!"
― tehresa, Thursday, 28 May 2009 02:56 (sixteen years ago)
<3 my sister!!!!
aaaaahahah
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 28 May 2009 03:03 (sixteen years ago)
JEA AH
from: hoosa fuckin deer just bleated at me and i'm lost in your apt complex
to: hoosare you sure it wasn't a goat
from: hoosno beard
to: hoosmaybe he shaved?
from:hoosi have a hard time believing in goats using grooming products given general disregard for society btw i have escaped despite your goat/deer saboteur how does it feel to be foiled
to:hooslike a baked potato
from:hoosi wont chive you much
to:hoosdie
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 28 May 2009 11:04 (sixteen years ago)
in - zigazig AAAHout- if you wanna be my loverin - you gotta get w my friendsout- something something somethingin - friendship never endsout- hi five bro
― rosario speedwagon (nickalicious), Thursday, 28 May 2009 20:15 (sixteen years ago)
I obtain much lolz.
― chk chk BOOM! (Trayce), Friday, 29 May 2009 02:00 (sixteen years ago)
out- something something somethingin - friendship never endsout- hi five bro
― rosario speedwagon (nickalicious), Thursday, May 28, 2009 8:15 PM (Yesterday)
<333333333333333333333333333
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 29 May 2009 02:22 (sixteen years ago)
7:09amroc wtf is this chirping im losing my mind up in here
― my father very crut with me, what can i do (roxymuzak), Saturday, 30 May 2009 02:55 (sixteen years ago)
and from jw:
Momus sighted at Monkeytown.
― my father very crut with me, what can i do (roxymuzak), Saturday, 30 May 2009 02:56 (sixteen years ago)
its the roc xp
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 May 2009 03:13 (sixteen years ago)
7:09amu in the country son!
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 May 2009 03:14 (sixteen years ago)
seriously dogg shit was chirping for 16 hours in u apt
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 May 2009 03:15 (sixteen years ago)
theyre called birds tbh
― my father very crut with me, what can i do (roxymuzak), Saturday, 30 May 2009 03:19 (sixteen years ago)
i died athatm
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 May 2009 03:19 (sixteen years ago)
LOL I got that text from jw too
― tehresa, Saturday, 30 May 2009 03:29 (sixteen years ago)
yeah i pictured it as a mass text to everyone in his phone, i was like "wtf is monkeytown and why do i care lol"
― my father very crut with me, what can i do (roxymuzak), Saturday, 30 May 2009 03:33 (sixteen years ago)
Bbbbut excepter plays there! It is important.
― tehresa, Saturday, 30 May 2009 03:40 (sixteen years ago)
"bbbb" is not allowed on 1p3
― my father very crut with me, what can i do (roxymuzak), Saturday, 30 May 2009 03:44 (sixteen years ago)
Please accept my most sincere apologies
― tehresa, Saturday, 30 May 2009 04:03 (sixteen years ago)
― my father very crut with me, what can i do (roxymuzak), Saturday, 30 May 2009 04:04 (sixteen years ago)
bbbbheart
― rosario speedwagon (nickalicious), Saturday, 30 May 2009 04:10 (sixteen years ago)
we are very sad because bbbbbheart playing tonight
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 May 2009 04:11 (sixteen years ago)
toI fuckin hate horses.
fromShifty motherfuckers
ToHorses are terrible people
fromi'd kill to live in a world where all bond villans were replaced by horses
todo you expect me to talk, horsefinger?
fromno mister bond, i expect you to NEIIIIIIIIGH
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 01:18 (sixteen years ago)
Hoosteen,
Horses are not people.
Erica
― Chaki Demus & Pliers (ENBB), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 01:19 (sixteen years ago)
i didnt say it!
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 01:22 (sixteen years ago)
from hoosSleep well. Don't blow all your gambling winnings on shrimp.
to hoosI will and I will.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 4 June 2009 04:06 (sixteen years ago)
Y dnt u stop bein such a a lil chicken shit hoe... If u have sumthin 2 say 2 mi be brave enough 2 come meet mi an say it 2 mi face BITCH... Sup.
― Lamp, Thursday, 4 June 2009 05:13 (sixteen years ago)
in-assout-what?in-tricks*out-wtf dudein-trick ass ho oh snap
― rosario speedwagon (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 June 2009 06:12 (sixteen years ago)
In: u goin to bonnaroo?Out: hell no they couldnt pay me (again) to set boot in that dustbowlIn: paul oakenfold playing though lolOut: seen him LOLIn: well i am excited for that and 2 hours of powerslides by the bossOut: take an rv, dont trust anyone and floss
― got my Krystals stocked, run the whole mothafuckin block (roxymuzak), Friday, 12 June 2009 22:42 (sixteen years ago)
from mom:
I am watching Anderson on Regis Talking about how big NBA players are He put on some dudes shoe Ha-larious Looked like clown shoes
― got my Krystals stocked, run the whole mothafuckin block (roxymuzak), Friday, 12 June 2009 22:43 (sixteen years ago)
HA-LARIOUS
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 12 June 2009 22:44 (sixteen years ago)
thats so how she would pronounce it LOL
― got my Krystals stocked, run the whole mothafuckin block (roxymuzak), Friday, 12 June 2009 22:46 (sixteen years ago)
Your mom is so cool.
― bamcquern, Saturday, 13 June 2009 00:17 (sixteen years ago)
― tehresa, Saturday, May 9, 2009 11:39 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark
― bamcquern, Saturday, 13 June 2009 07:52 (sixteen years ago)
<3<3<3
― stop having a boring luna, stop having a boring trife (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 June 2009 20:10 (sixteen years ago)
Received at 6:30 am this morning:
Friend: I just pissed on Tim. He didnt wake up.Friend: He is barechested. Dont twll (sic) crystal.Friend: Ninety percent on his pants.
― circa1916, Saturday, 13 June 2009 22:55 (sixteen years ago)
in: you bother my mind
― stop having a boring luna, stop having a boring trife (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 June 2009 03:09 (sixteen years ago)
me: ive started sleeping at workmom: Dont blame u My phone just said "! Text memory 95%full" What does it mean
― stop having a boring luna, stop having a boring trife (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 June 2009 03:20 (sixteen years ago)
mom: Just now finished deleting old messages Good night
― stop having a boring luna, stop having a boring trife (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 June 2009 04:00 (sixteen years ago)
― stop having a boring luna, stop having a boring trife (roxymuzak), Saturday, June 13, 2009 10:20 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
<3<3<3<3 momz
― let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 14 June 2009 04:51 (sixteen years ago)
me: did you ever show up to croquet party?andy: listened to mountain and took bong rips insteadandy: ps want to get high
― s1ock doctrine (roxymuzak), Sunday, 14 June 2009 21:55 (sixteen years ago)
n; where ul; under the red thingn; which red thingl; which red thing?n; oh right
― rosario speedwagon (nickalicious), Sunday, 14 June 2009 23:53 (sixteen years ago)
l; baby we were booorn to ruuunn; hi 5
in: holler at me, we'll get high and listen to the good shitin: saved you a weed browniein: are you coming overout: dude i have to work until 8 am!!in: that's brutal, give 'em hell
― s1ock doctrine (roxymuzak), Monday, 15 June 2009 03:55 (sixteen years ago)
nijoli: gary cole man was mean to me!!
― s1ock doctrine (roxymuzak), Monday, 15 June 2009 06:11 (sixteen years ago)
"you left a peach in my bed"
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 15 June 2009 08:18 (sixteen years ago)
Dad: The Bachelorette shown tonight was filmed at Whistler
― XAV (jergins), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:19 (sixteen years ago)
out: i just overheard him answer a question about the cake--'it's not mine, i think justin's gf made it' lol lol
in: NO CAKE FOR DOUCHES
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 00:56 (sixteen years ago)
in; wrap it in bacon and we'll call it a deal
― rosario speedwagon (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 01:39 (sixteen years ago)
thinkin i should start texting more often
― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 01:42 (sixteen years ago)
sometimes i like to send ppl text messages that just say TXT MSG like that in all caps
― Lamp, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 02:36 (sixteen years ago)
"LOL Erica u are a treat"
Waiting to find out what prompted this.
― Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:28 (sixteen years ago)
Read over a shoulder--
To:Mom1I still haven't found that MySpace you asked me about.
From: Mom1Did I ever tell you what a disappointment you are?
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 06:57 (sixteen years ago)
"amor how "r u?" ? did jojo get her stuff? remember scrunchy sideponytail wearing is a GREAT way to make new friends kiss"
With weird code lol
― tehresa, Friday, 19 June 2009 18:27 (sixteen years ago)
Probably has a point about the side ponytail you know.
― Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Friday, 19 June 2009 18:30 (sixteen years ago)
While asleep I get:
Friend: Drunk and listening to that 0ld m0town sh1t!!Friend: Awwww. We jusst had our first team beatdown. Tyler, r0b, tr@vis, chr1s and i just jacked up 4 dudes in a strit up street fight.Friend: I took one seriously hard punch to the face. Didnt drop hot one guy in the nose. Gut punched another. AWESOME!!!
Same friend mentioned above. The "team" he's referring to are his fellow ph@rm@ sales reps.
― circa1916, Friday, 19 June 2009 20:46 (sixteen years ago)
Just FYI macchu picchu day was side ponytail scrunchie day. You can't see it in the llama pics, but they are there.Xpost
― tehresa, Friday, 19 June 2009 20:51 (sixteen years ago)
in: i cant believe they repealed drug testing smaek wiid errtday get waste 420
― "world wide" neb (roxymuzak), Friday, 19 June 2009 21:10 (sixteen years ago)
mom: Did u see Obama catch the fly?me: Nope?mom: Obama was sitting in a chair being interviewed on tv & a fly kept buzzin him He just hit it and pointed The camera got a close up Dead fly KarateKid
― The Neb-U-Taunt Ball (roxymuzak), Saturday, 20 June 2009 02:00 (sixteen years ago)
i died tbh
― The Neb-U-Taunt Ball (roxymuzak), Saturday, 20 June 2009 02:01 (sixteen years ago)
and from my brother today (not a txt, but an im):
TennesseeUniv (10:09:17 PM): They're forming in a straight lineThey're going through a tight windThe kids are losing their mindsThe Blitzkrieg BopTennesseeUniv (10:09:22 PM): thats real
― The Neb-U-Taunt Ball (roxymuzak), Saturday, 20 June 2009 02:18 (sixteen years ago)
waaaau
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 20 June 2009 02:22 (sixteen years ago)
how do you even respond to that?
― meme eisenhower (unregistered), Saturday, 20 June 2009 02:24 (sixteen years ago)
out: i need to ask you something.in: ask awayout: 1. are you interested in moonshine, and 2. do you know how to weldin: 1. i'll die, and 2. i wishout: fair enoughin: who IS this?
― The Neb-U-Taunt Ball (roxymuzak), Saturday, 20 June 2009 23:09 (sixteen years ago)
4:20pma: 420: I am in an airport.me: What flight #a: Four twenty... two.
― some dudes are bigger than others (s1ocki), Sunday, 21 June 2009 00:00 (sixteen years ago)
out: *photo of slothout: that was supposed to be something elsein: I enjoy the sloths. Bring it!out: *picture of slothin: This is paradise. I chuckle hard from the bellyout: *picture of slothin: Do clowns hug these things?
― The Neb-U-Taunt Ball (roxymuzak), Sunday, 21 June 2009 05:12 (sixteen years ago)
haha
― swag serf (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 21 June 2009 05:12 (sixteen years ago)
This is paradise. I chuckle hard from the belly.
― bamcquern, Sunday, 21 June 2009 07:06 (sixteen years ago)
otm
― bubbrubbplatestyle (roxymuzak), Sunday, 21 June 2009 07:07 (sixteen years ago)
Drug deal goes bad after man accidentally texts cop instead of drug dealerby The Associated PressSaturday June 20, 2009, 4:44 PM
A man who allegedly wanted to buy some marijuana was arrested after he mistakenly sent a text message to a southern New Jersey police officer.
Salem Police Cpl. Christopher Pew was off-duty when he received the message on his personal cell phone this week.
Since he did not know the person who sent the text or whether it was a serious request, Pew agreed to meet the texter at a local shopping center, and the person described what vehicle he would be driving.
That eventually led to the arrests of two Pennsville residents, 22-year-old John Milligan and 20-year-old Kelly Reilly, who were charged with loitering to commit a controlled dangerous substance offense.
― some of the greatest artists ever are bland (los blue jeans), Sunday, 21 June 2009 07:07 (sixteen years ago)
loitering to commit a controlled dangerous substance offense.
wtf kind of bullshit crime is this
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 21 June 2009 08:50 (sixteen years ago)
yeah that is like a mad lib crime
― swag serf (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 21 June 2009 08:54 (sixteen years ago)
a mad gib crime
― bubbrubbplatestyle (roxymuzak), Sunday, 21 June 2009 10:08 (sixteen years ago)
10:09AM Breakfast?
11:36AM Brunch?
12:42PM Lunch?!!!!!!!!
― bubbrubbplatestyle (roxymuzak), Sunday, 21 June 2009 22:49 (sixteen years ago)
I bet Salem Police Cpl. Christopher Pew is a treat at parties.
― Kerm, Sunday, 21 June 2009 23:05 (sixteen years ago)
wtf that cannot even be a real crime
― harbl, Sunday, 21 June 2009 23:16 (sixteen years ago)
in: This is paradise. I chuckle hard from the belly
i obtain much hard one
― harbl, Sunday, 21 June 2009 23:17 (sixteen years ago)
mom: Did u see Conanmom: I am watching it now Larry David was real funny Now Gavin Rossdale is on sans guitar Gyrating hips and dancing all wild He must think he is Gwen
― bubbrubbplatestyle (roxymuzak), Sunday, 21 June 2009 23:35 (sixteen years ago)
makes me feel like
http://23.media.tumblr.com/z9rP58a1soi1g4kjdQKS97KIo1_500.jpg
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 21 June 2009 23:43 (sixteen years ago)
out: ok wow i just remembered i dreamt that i went werewolf hunting with youin: HELL YEAH!! tell me more
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 19:25 (sixteen years ago)
from roxy's mom
"most stations blur it CNN Shows it all'
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 23:40 (sixteen years ago)
you got a txt from roxy's mom?!
― harbl, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 23:43 (sixteen years ago)
let's say yes
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 23:44 (sixteen years ago)
ohhhhh that hoos
― harbl, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 23:46 (sixteen years ago)
I want to believe.
― ☺☻☺☻come on ppl now smile on u brother☺☻☺☻ (ENBB), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 23:47 (sixteen years ago)
No way
― tehresa, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 00:28 (sixteen years ago)
From: MomOmg michael jackson's dead!June 25, 9:11 PM
i think my mom was also in a coma tonight
― s1ocked up, they won't let me out (J0rdan S.), Friday, 26 June 2009 01:26 (sixteen years ago)
9:11
― harbl, Friday, 26 June 2009 02:22 (sixteen years ago)
http://ilovecopperplategothicbold.com/images/december_07/crying_bald_eagle_cgb.jpg
― s1ocked up, they won't let me out (J0rdan S.), Friday, 26 June 2009 02:24 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.nyc-architecture.com/GON/eagle.jpg
― s1ocked up, they won't let me out (J0rdan S.), Friday, 26 June 2009 02:25 (sixteen years ago)
from bff: What was michael jackson free willy song called ?
― harbl, Friday, 26 June 2009 02:26 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtfyHlX_srg
― harbl, Friday, 26 June 2009 02:29 (sixteen years ago)
my answer was 'have you seen my childhood' but it turns out that was in free willy 2
― harbl, Friday, 26 June 2009 02:30 (sixteen years ago)
its "you are not alone"!!!!! one of my fav songs ever
― s1ocked up, they won't let me out (J0rdan S.), Friday, 26 June 2009 02:57 (sixteen years ago)
this was total bait but
from: roxy8:37pmTB to the
from: roxy10:14pmH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 26 June 2009 03:32 (sixteen years ago)
hold me
like the river jordan
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, 26 June 2009 11:06 (sixteen years ago)
:D
― dorkus malorkus (latebloomer), Friday, 26 June 2009 15:12 (sixteen years ago)
hyoos i actually meant to send it the next second but i was mad high as evidenced by prior text i hope and then later i saw it open ended and ended that shit
― carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Friday, 26 June 2009 20:10 (sixteen years ago)
In:just saw gabbneb in whole foods, should I go back and deck him
― carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Friday, 26 June 2009 21:29 (sixteen years ago)
right i mean
u did right imo xp
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 26 June 2009 22:29 (sixteen years ago)
Who knows gabbneb in real life?
He was pretentious for sure, but people liked him anyway, right? Sometimes your friends are just a little jerky. I think I remember liking him sometimes, but I probably wasn't paying attention.
― bamcquern, Friday, 26 June 2009 22:39 (sixteen years ago)
he was joking bryce
― carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Friday, 26 June 2009 22:48 (sixteen years ago)
Then why did gabbneb leave? What was up with that? And why were people saying mean things about him on one of the smaller boards?
Oh, wait. I bet you mean that the person texting you about seeing gabbneb was joking.
― bamcquern, Saturday, 27 June 2009 06:10 (sixteen years ago)
gabb got 102'ed. he's the first person in the history of the world to be 102'ed.
― carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Saturday, 27 June 2009 20:06 (sixteen years ago)
from my brother
(6:51:51 PM): the hell(6:54:48 PM): mj is dead(6:55:02 PM): im gonna moon walk to the grave site(6:55:56 PM): beat it(6:56:03 PM): billie jean(6:56:12 PM): fucking thriller(6:56:25 PM): THRILLER(6:56:31 PM): you heard me(6:56:42 PM): that was real...he really did that(6:57:15 PM): tito man....ti-toe(6:57:54 PM): he was cool..even if he did smell like baby powder and little boys booty holes(6:57:57 PM): its sad(6:58:17 PM): .....whos bad?
― carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Sunday, 28 June 2009 00:51 (sixteen years ago)
in: fecal japan @ pilot light with mito band and apache dropout at pilotlight do it UP!!!out: Sorry, I'm counseling abused women. Hope you have fun though!in: yeah youve really inspired me to have a blast
― carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Sunday, 28 June 2009 03:06 (sixteen years ago)
― s1ocked up, they won't let me out (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 June 2009 15:58 (sixteen years ago)
mom:
If u are craving Slim Jims better get them soon and stock up They will b off shelves bfore long
― carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Thursday, 2 July 2009 23:49 (sixteen years ago)
okay, roxy is your michael jackson-text messaging brother the same as your "how pretty of me" brother? he is like my favorite person in the world, if so.
― horseshoe, Friday, 3 July 2009 00:33 (sixteen years ago)
YES!
― carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Friday, 3 July 2009 15:14 (sixteen years ago)
from--momJust landed in Costa Rica!
to--momCool. What's the plan?
from--momParty. Duh.
― i yelled "BIG HOOS" but i was yelling at my steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 3 July 2009 21:10 (sixteen years ago)
― carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Friday, 3 July 2009 21:11 (sixteen years ago)
me: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/babeeeee.jpgandy: You should've super-imposed a beer in that thing's left hand.
― carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Friday, 3 July 2009 21:33 (sixteen years ago)
3:40:31AM12/12/08
Did you leave a Dimmu Borgir sampler CD on my windshield?!
― carpathian florist (roxymuzak), Friday, 3 July 2009 22:08 (sixteen years ago)
4/24/0912:23 am
Yeah i know youaren:t making fun of me!god. what you said re:mmhmm. that. re: thatquote from earlier andbook on the whole.goodnight?
― bamcquern, Saturday, 4 July 2009 06:33 (sixteen years ago)
in--you looked hot today btw.out--thx. was there a key ingredient?in--scar tissue.
― PHOENIX HOOS aka the ashesrider (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 6 July 2009 05:49 (sixteen years ago)
you were holding a copy of
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1401301010.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
?
― gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 July 2009 06:47 (sixteen years ago)
1: if ----- asked me to marry him right now, i would say yes2: Damn girl ima call u killah priest due to being 1 step tbh
(later)
1: he looks really hot now ime!!!!2: in my estimation????????1: Yes!!!!!!!!
― gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:09 (sixteen years ago)
"Thinking of your hands across my back"
― Jacob Sanders, Saturday, 11 July 2009 00:10 (sixteen years ago)
:D xp
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 11 July 2009 00:26 (sixteen years ago)
tour edition
Mom: Dont dis Brooklyn Not nice Glad show was good And that your face is bright and pretty :-)
Housesitter: I love your neighborhood. Two dif people just said 'crank that shit' to my bone thugs before one song was even overHousesitter: There is so much available weed on your street. I was offered 3 times while riding my bikeHousesitter: I left my wallet at your house and when I came back to get it Bernard was nibbling on my money!!
me: it's hard to be a diamond in a rhinestone worldbff: even harder being coal!
― gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Saturday, 11 July 2009 17:07 (sixteen years ago)
I received all of these last night from my best friend Kevin <3
My phone was on silent so I didn't respond to any of these. He just kept them coming.
1:09 a.m. - Dude, what's up?1:12 a.m. - Just drinking beer with Matty and friends. Remember when we saw the Hives? That ruled!1:13 a.m. - I was just talking about it!1:28 a.m. - Remember when we saw Blackalicious? Top 5 show right there.2:46 a.m. - I am now on a roof. In Cambridge.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Saturday, 11 July 2009 21:25 (sixteen years ago)
Ok Have a good show When do u work? Heather GrDiddy and i r goin to the mtns 2morrow And Drew did the splits in his kitchen and broke his foot
― gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Monday, 13 July 2009 11:43 (sixteen years ago)
lol <3 yr mom
― ENBB, Monday, 13 July 2009 11:44 (sixteen years ago)
I sent someone on ILX a test message from work last week. It had a great gabbneb joke!
― Gay Dada (King Boy Pato), Monday, 13 July 2009 11:46 (sixteen years ago)
;)
― gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Monday, 13 July 2009 11:56 (sixteen years ago)
me; yr missing heartless bastardsmatt; yr missing the bluntme; touchematt; i'll leave half in the ashtraymatt; shit man the cops are looking at mematt; nevermind it's not cops it's just old people in a crown vicmatt; okay look out im coming in
― guitar hero sparklehorse (nickalicious), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 19:58 (sixteen years ago)
me; shit says BISCUIT HOLESchris; bring some beers down i just made a biscuit trebuchet
― guitar hero sparklehorse (nickalicious), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 20:00 (sixteen years ago)
during a kitchen meeting
stu; this is going to suckstu; chad is gaystu; chad is a super gay gay(making the asshole hand sign under the table)me; look under the tablestu; you are a super gay gay
― guitar hero sparklehorse (nickalicious), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 20:02 (sixteen years ago)
chris; hey man don't come inside for a minute that girl you were hitting on is fighting with her boyfriendchris; stay poolside nigga
― guitar hero sparklehorse (nickalicious), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 20:04 (sixteen years ago)
in: do the elk still run?out: iirc yes. i was just thinking of you when you sent thatin: imagine thatout: do you seriously want to goin: yes. dont show me up!!!!!!!!
― gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 05:22 (sixteen years ago)
haha i dont know why but dont show me up is really funny to me
― gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 05:24 (sixteen years ago)
dope
― barrymore, murdrewland (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 05:26 (sixteen years ago)
i present to you my best girlfriend emily d.
6:33pm omg omg omg hahahaha. hey lets have a picnic at the murder site. what r ur planz tonight1:01am are u coming 2 urban??1:31am emily! come and i will pay for anything i want1:40am i meant anything u want1:47am listen...i love u and think ur beautiful no matter what and i need 2 buy u drinx right now.1:55am this is uspet 4 me1:57am NO. I WILL UY U ONE MILLION THINGZ. PLZ. IM FUNNY RITE NOW1:59am im outta control i just told some guy w dreds he had turds on his head
― dont blaze me dro (roxymuzak), Sunday, 19 July 2009 00:32 (sixteen years ago)
<3!!!
― tehresa, Sunday, 19 July 2009 01:00 (sixteen years ago)
― dont blaze me dro (roxymuzak), Sunday, 19 July 2009 01:02 (sixteen years ago)
ims from my brother
roxymuzak (9:00:43 PM): suuupTennesseeUniv (9:00:53 PM): how could an invisibility pancho be a rip offTennesseeUniv (9:00:58 PM): tpfffftTennesseeUniv (9:01:10 PM): im buying itTennesseeUniv (9:01:34 PM): yoTennesseeUniv (9:01:52 PM): sorry i was talking to someone else and your window popped upTennesseeUniv (9:02:40 PM): rutherford mills in the hizzouseTennesseeUniv (9:02:58 PM): mobileTennesseeUniv (9:03:22 PM): fucking cheez-its and cheerwineTennesseeUniv (9:05:41 PM): tell them you got it from Saul.... Santiago ... and.. Dunbarroxymuzak (9:07:25 PM): hahahah
― dont blaze me dro (roxymuzak), Sunday, 19 July 2009 01:17 (sixteen years ago)
out--btw the horse next to me says hello. for real, he just snorted at my phone.in--freaky, there's a horse painting here in the hotel roomout--telequinesisin--learn to spell
― BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 19 July 2009 05:46 (sixteen years ago)
wow son
― king kongro (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 19 July 2009 09:33 (sixteen years ago)
i was so proud of that
― BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 19 July 2009 10:36 (sixteen years ago)
12:57:36 AM id like to watch a private performance of busta rhymes, sitting halfway back in an auditorium, and then when he was done tap a pencil on a clipboard and say NEEEEXT
― dont blaze me dro (roxymuzak), Sunday, 19 July 2009 11:06 (sixteen years ago)
HOOS that was gold imo. you need to defriend that person.
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 19 July 2009 11:20 (sixteen years ago)
― dont blaze me dro (roxymuzak), Sunday, 19 July 2009 11:22 (sixteen years ago)
john; can you do old wild mennick; what????john; the 10cc song. did u get my emailnick; obv not
― guitar hero sparklehorse (nickalicious), Sunday, 19 July 2009 20:16 (sixteen years ago)
awesome
― BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 19 July 2009 20:58 (sixteen years ago)
out: *picture of slothin: oh god.out: you love him!!!!in: yeah, he's alright.
― dont blaze me dro (roxymuzak), Monday, 20 July 2009 04:56 (sixteen years ago)
"studies show that sucking dick weakens your vocal cords. i guess that's why you always text and never call. stay strong cock sucker!"
― tehresa, Wednesday, 22 July 2009 22:51 (sixteen years ago)
is it bad that i am most bothered by the lack of comma in the last sentence?
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
― Pancakes are one of my favorite ways to party. (ENBB), Wednesday, 22 July 2009 22:53 (sixteen years ago)
friend: omg I can't believe you rang those two bitches and not me I have known you longer
me: you are completely insane
friend: you are a complete dick for teeth
― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Wednesday, 22 July 2009 23:06 (sixteen years ago)
is this true??????
― dont blaze me dro (roxymuzak), Friday, 24 July 2009 19:30 (sixteen years ago)
not THAT
― dont blaze me dro (roxymuzak), Friday, 24 July 2009 19:31 (sixteen years ago)
the vocal chords thing?
― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Friday, 24 July 2009 23:32 (sixteen years ago)
brother:
(7:51:40 PM): Blame it on the gooseGot you feeling looseBlame it on PatronGot you in the zoneBlame it on the a a a a a alcoholBlame it on the a a a a a a alcohol(7:51:46 PM): poetry
― dont blaze me dro (roxymuzak), Friday, 24 July 2009 23:53 (sixteen years ago)
wkiw
― highway to sarahel (J0rdan S.), Friday, 24 July 2009 23:56 (sixteen years ago)
(8:06:47 PM): Jason Mraz Blitzkrieg Bop(8:06:56 PM): fucking bastage(8:09:57 PM): when i watched it one of my pupils popped and blood came out of all my sweat glands
― dont blaze me dro (roxymuzak), Saturday, 25 July 2009 02:41 (sixteen years ago)
I've got this record from the eighties of this guy that does lounge piano of punk favorites and one of them is "Judy Is a Punk." I love it.
― bamcquern, Saturday, 25 July 2009 06:22 (sixteen years ago)
out: star trek night at the pilot lightin: drink your tribbles away
― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Monday, 27 July 2009 01:38 (sixteen years ago)
your local has a star trek night??
― ian, Monday, 27 July 2009 02:14 (sixteen years ago)
!!!!! <3
― BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 27 July 2009 02:17 (sixteen years ago)
yes!
― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Monday, 27 July 2009 02:18 (sixteen years ago)
so jealous.i went out a few days ago and the bar had two movies playing. the first was boogie nights. i had forgotten what a downer of a movie that was lol. next movie was animated & about the israeli army and had weird dogs in it but i was pretty drunk.
― ian, Monday, 27 July 2009 02:25 (sixteen years ago)
this appeared on a blog i read with the title
Look Who Is Saying Lolhttp://www.smartmobs.com/wp/uploads/2009/07/lotext.jpg
― BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 27 July 2009 02:38 (sixteen years ago)
i lol'd
― meme-first attitude (J0rdan S.), Monday, 27 July 2009 02:46 (sixteen years ago)
To: Roxy, J0rdan S., TZA, ENBB, Rev7:31Should I purchase a HOOS shirt iyo?
From: J0rdan S.7:31UH what kinda question is that
From: TZA7:32Is that even a ?
From: ENBB7:32Y!
From: Rev7:33Imo yes
~~~~~~~
From: Roxy10:55Duh!
― BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 08:11 (sixteen years ago)
am wearing this shirt atm btw
― BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 08:12 (sixteen years ago)
pix or it didn't happen!
― tehresa, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 08:23 (sixteen years ago)
is it the same as this shirt i found at baby gap:
http://www.gap.com/Asset_Archive/GPWeb/Assets/Product/665/665867/big/gp665867-02vliv01.jpg
― Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 13:34 (sixteen years ago)
!!!
― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 13:34 (sixteen years ago)
aka the neckswiveller?
― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 13:53 (sixteen years ago)
omggggggggggg i wish
― BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 15:38 (sixteen years ago)
there's a hostess at the restaurant i work at named hadley, she has an impressive rack, and is jewish. you need to know that for this to be remotely entertaining.
heath; nick lk up rt now look at hadleys jewbies
― don't try to church it up (nickalicious), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 22:28 (sixteen years ago)
heath; i saw u look up you perv
jewbies!!
― BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 22:43 (sixteen years ago)
LOL
― ENBB, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 22:47 (sixteen years ago)
in conversation he has since shortened it to 'jewbs'.
― don't try to church it up (nickalicious), Thursday, 30 July 2009 23:20 (sixteen years ago)
likes
― ENBB, Thursday, 30 July 2009 23:39 (sixteen years ago)
(via facebook)
"You’re so fat the last time you saw 90210 was on the scale"
― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 21:12 (sixteen years ago)
this is old but
mom: The taco bell dog died 2day Gidget she was 15!
― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 03:19 (sixteen years ago)
Got a txt last night from someone asking if I was at the Arctic Monkeys show (?!) but I have no idea who it was from. Replied no and asked if they were thinking I might get some more clues but nope, still absolutely no idea who it was and it's driving me nuts.
― ENBB, Thursday, 6 August 2009 14:25 (sixteen years ago)
But since I responded as if I knew who it was in the first place I can't really ask who they are now. :-(
― ENBB, Thursday, 6 August 2009 14:27 (sixteen years ago)
I've gotten the delayed who-are-you text before and suspect it's not really a faux pas.
― bamcquern, Thursday, 6 August 2009 14:30 (sixteen years ago)
nick; does katy perry say something about the milk aisle in this songjoe; yes she's talking about the soft place between her boobs
― don't try to church it up (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 August 2009 21:07 (sixteen years ago)
in:F.R.I.E.N.D.S Fight for u Respect u Inspire u Encourage u Need u Deserve u Saves u
― tehresa, Saturday, 8 August 2009 02:24 (sixteen years ago)
word
― GOON starring some dude, dir. surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 8 August 2009 02:36 (sixteen years ago)
Saves u
― tehresa, Saturday, 8 August 2009 02:37 (sixteen years ago)
Man Saves U
― BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 8 August 2009 03:06 (sixteen years ago)
in: I just saw someone who looks like an exact mashup of your BF and varg for real. And he's a doctor iirc btw fyiout: ok wait. wherein: UT hospital. It was real weird. He smiled so big directly towards me thru a crowd and nodded as if to say'tell emily about me'
― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Saturday, 8 August 2009 23:25 (sixteen years ago)
Im not quite sure whats n this bag Maybe its candy?
― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Monday, 10 August 2009 04:56 (sixteen years ago)
out: does jelly have streptobacillus monoliformis by any chancein: Not that i'm aware of. do you?out: Not that i'm aware of. do you?in: Not that i'm aware of. do you?out: gonna go with yesin: gross
― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Monday, 10 August 2009 04:59 (sixteen years ago)
"Get on aim for delightful chat"
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 August 2009 08:21 (sixteen years ago)
HOW DELIGHTFUL!!
missnig u!
― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Monday, 10 August 2009 09:38 (sixteen years ago)
"I hate everyone who has seen or is seeing gi joe =("
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 August 2009 12:36 (sixteen years ago)
friend: we should emigrate i am v. srs, i have given myself a week to decide where app canada are out of visas 4 now tho u comingme: after much consideration i've decided that we definitely have to emigrateme: start packing btwfriend: it's okay i have not unpacked properly so i should be good.
― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Monday, 10 August 2009 22:59 (sixteen years ago)
yall
my brother, who is 16, sent 8600 text messages in the month of july
that averages out to 261 TEXTS A DAY
!!!!!!!!! how is that possible
― herb tycoon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 17:34 (sixteen years ago)
WOAH.
― ENBB, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 17:35 (sixteen years ago)
wow. maybe he was sending mass txt to everyone in his phonebook?
― Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 17:46 (sixteen years ago)
he was probably organising flashmobs
― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 17:47 (sixteen years ago)
no it's just that i feel like kids his age don't talk on the phone. he will literally text for two straight hours, just non-stop
― heave pho (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 17:48 (sixteen years ago)
lol xp
i hope he has unlimited txt plan otherwise thats like $1300 in txts, no?
― Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 17:51 (sixteen years ago)
yeah, unlimited
― heave pho (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 17:54 (sixteen years ago)
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/textmessage.jpg
― jergins, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 18:09 (sixteen years ago)
my cousin got her phone taken away for this, but when her sister (the one paying for it) checked, it was all
in: heyout: heyin: what's up?out: nothingin: cool
i guess that adds up?
― tehresa, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 18:39 (sixteen years ago)
haha glad tza didn't post certain drunklol texts from me last march
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 18:50 (sixteen years ago)
looooooool
― tehresa, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 19:11 (sixteen years ago)
in: turns out crack is fucking delicious
― tehresa, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 20:05 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6NHi0ios4I
― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 20:06 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.gringoinperu.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/hv_crackch.jpg
^^^ the crack in ? btw lol gotcha!
― tehresa, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 20:10 (sixteen years ago)
― ENBB, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 20:11 (sixteen years ago)
lol oh ok
― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 20:21 (sixteen years ago)
― BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 11 August 2009 20:54 (sixteen years ago)
L: Tell Rob to play a mashup dj set consisting of nothing but paris hilton, britney spears and kelly osbourne!
― Spy in the Cab Sav (Trayce), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 00:08 (sixteen years ago)
Sadly, this did not occur.
nick: dude all my gear is falling apartchad: did you change your tubenick: yeah but it still pops also i busted my nutchad: congrats!nick: no on my basschad: ew
― don't try to church it up (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 02:15 (sixteen years ago)
i am so jealous of nickalicious' text messages
― tehresa, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 02:28 (sixteen years ago)
Hahah that last one is awes.
― Spy in the Cab Sav (Trayce), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 03:03 (sixteen years ago)
the two chads in my phone are listed as chuddles and chad of ace respectively to be fair...this was chuddles
― don't try to church it up (nickalicious), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 03:24 (sixteen years ago)
hahaha its great that he says "ew" to the idea of the nut being screwed up on yr bass but not to the idea of you actually busting a nut
― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 15:09 (sixteen years ago)
i mean ostensibly
obviously theres another layer
― kid cruti (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 15:10 (sixteen years ago)
in: can i PLEASE get some of my hair chopped this weekme: yes, we'll do it tomorrowin: -sigh of relief-
― in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Monday, 17 August 2009 01:26 (sixteen years ago)
in: went ham at the mall tbhin: went in on the sale rack. mad shorts & shirtsin: So many gl
― in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Friday, 21 August 2009 21:07 (sixteen years ago)
^these are the only texts this human has ever sent me iirc!
mom again
in: Whats imoout: "in my opinion"in: Since u didnt text back right away i had decided it must mean i am out
― in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Friday, 21 August 2009 21:08 (sixteen years ago)
i have a friend who asks about every abr so i've started making them up willy nilly and being all "everyone know that!"
― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Friday, 21 August 2009 21:10 (sixteen years ago)
haha thats me to bamcquern tbh
― in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Friday, 21 August 2009 21:11 (sixteen years ago)
texting her as I type btw!
― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Friday, 21 August 2009 21:14 (sixteen years ago)
this just in btw:
ill take the merciless forcing of my hand via a campaign of violence, intimidation, mysterious disappearances and a side of child soldiers, thanks
i just asked her if she wants to come running with me
― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Friday, 21 August 2009 21:23 (sixteen years ago)
damn
― in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Friday, 21 August 2009 21:24 (sixteen years ago)
out: i have no reply to thatin: waiting for a bloodless coup, eh?
― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Friday, 21 August 2009 21:26 (sixteen years ago)
mom: Archie ends up with veronica!!:-(me: she was always my favorite to be honestmom: She was a rich whiney thingme: yeah but as a kid i was just like 'she's got black hair, that's cool'mom: Thats how i felt about snow white when i was little Still archie is gonna regret this
― in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Friday, 21 August 2009 22:04 (sixteen years ago)
xpost Wait, is someone reading 2666?
― bamcquern, Saturday, 22 August 2009 04:04 (sixteen years ago)
in: Want to go swimming in the quarry with me?out: i cant, i have to work. dont get bit by a water mocassin, that shit is realin: I'm going to bite the water mocassins.
― in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Saturday, 22 August 2009 20:27 (sixteen years ago)
my brother talking about three dog night
(11:26:58 PM): homie puttin a jihad on a strat(11:27:53 PM): when this dude finished his solo he only had one string left and half a fretboard(11:28:01 PM): he is 67 years old(11:28:06 PM): thats real
― in excelsis ayo (roxymuzak), Monday, 24 August 2009 03:35 (sixteen years ago)
would bro down with
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 25 August 2009 01:56 (sixteen years ago)
out: uh so i was reading terrorizer's blog and it had a thing about unreadable logos and it mentions yall?!in: haha yeah i saw thatout: it calls yall 'black drone eardrum destroyers"in: hell yeah it does
― Angus Young (roxymuzak), Sunday, 30 August 2009 07:03 (sixteen years ago)
in: Do you like methadone?in: Fuck u u fucking fuck. I hope u r better at traveling tham texting!
― -- (jergins), Friday, 4 September 2009 20:29 (sixteen years ago)
Please tell me that's your boss.
― The Lion's Mane Jellyfish, pictured here with its only natural predator (Laurel), Friday, 4 September 2009 20:36 (sixteen years ago)
in: it's 9/11 which makes me think of ny which makes me think of you. i love you!
― tehresa, Friday, 11 September 2009 20:11 (sixteen years ago)
nb i didn't live in nyc on 9/11/01 and i don't live there anymore...
― tehresa, Friday, 11 September 2009 20:12 (sixteen years ago)
my brother has a friend named "eman" and he keeps sending me texts meant for him. a selection:
in: you can try but itll never work no matter what he says. its full of junk and shit. call me at steves in 5in: dude it'll be a minute my microwave is not understanding what i need from it right nowin: whos fault is it?!?! not mine. I blame miller lite and youtube, thats the cause of sleepiness you faggot
― Angus Young (roxymuzak), Friday, 11 September 2009 20:51 (sixteen years ago)
hahaha i didn't text her back yet and now i am getting guilt texts.
― tehresa, Friday, 11 September 2009 20:57 (sixteen years ago)
in: Outside having cig.out: Inside eating cookie.in: Binary conceptualism.
― xuxa pitts (donna rouge), Friday, 11 September 2009 21:16 (sixteen years ago)
in: The singer for weekend nachos pulled his weiner out. and his butt. it was weird. no one was impressed or appreciative. i could've done without it.
― Angus Young (roxymuzak), Sunday, 13 September 2009 08:26 (sixteen years ago)
out: i'm going to see dead robert palmer at this house show on 18th, seeya there?
i just erased this from my outbox. it pained me to do so.
― my bach penises and their contrapuntal technique (the table is the table), Monday, 14 September 2009 02:31 (sixteen years ago)
in: This is jeff, need 8thout: wrong #. i need one too
― jergins, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 09:01 (sixteen years ago)
my brother has a friend named "eman"
― am0n, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 15:49 (sixteen years ago)
lol jergins
― Angus Young (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 17:32 (sixteen years ago)
nick - u make it home ok last nightemily - no i got murderednick - that sucks how's the other sideemily - they have hammocks
― like to see people and animal getting hurt or in troubles (nickalicious), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 21:50 (sixteen years ago)
n: This is jeff, need 8thout: wrong #. i need one too
LOL a++ answer =)
― Dearth Disco (Trayce), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 00:05 (sixteen years ago)
Lollllllll.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 00:23 (sixteen years ago)
Me: Smaeking wiid with Ned Raggett tbhRoxy: I think you just won ilx
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 23:30 (sixteen years ago)
Mom: Andy Richter is killing on Jeopardy He has 39 thou Wolf Blitzer is at minus 4 thou
― heave haw (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 23:35 (sixteen years ago)
in: Trading in my subaru for a Nazgul.out: Sauron's most terrible servants iirc! i love them!!!in: could you imagine how much cooler going to the beer store would be?out: I would go so many places just to show off. i would just roll around the hoos constantly, acting real attitudinalout: haha i meant hood not hoos. hoos is justin-that-we-went-to-deathfest-with's nickname. haw @ thisin: That's precisely what I thought happened. in: tbh maybe i would just drive around him to show off tooin: I'm sure he'd be impressed!
― heave haw (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 23:46 (sixteen years ago)
. i would just roll around the hoos constantly, acting real attitudinal. i would just roll around the hoos constantly, acting real attitudinal. i would just roll around the hoos constantly, acting real attitudinal. i would just roll around the hoos constantly, acting real attitudinal. i would just roll around the hoos constantly, acting real attitudinal. i would just roll around the hoos constantly, acting real attitudinal. i would just roll around the hoos constantly, acting real attitudinal. i would just roll around the hoos constantly, acting real attitudinal. i would just roll around the hoos constantly, acting real attitudinal
this has made my life
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 23:53 (sixteen years ago)
brother: i wanna sing a song somewhere. hook it up. i got the guitar down and the song on point so i am ready to throw it downme: there is an open mic night at the branch on monday. whats the tune like?brother: its the song plastic jesus...oldie but a jam
― heave haw (roxymuzak), Friday, 25 September 2009 23:42 (sixteen years ago)
in: watching some sweet phil collins footage on the bus with lisa.
― tehresa, Monday, 12 October 2009 06:04 (sixteen years ago)
in: everything about you is like a dream
― hondurian, Friday, 16 October 2009 14:57 (sixteen years ago)
in: You left me with your tab. lol
― e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Saturday, 17 October 2009 21:53 (sixteen years ago)
in: I just high-fived a stingray for you.
― e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Saturday, 17 October 2009 23:47 (sixteen years ago)
k33gan: that chicks with hotdogs site is something elsenot too hot me: it's fucking ridiculousThose chicks are all stupid sluts, it seemsI thought there would be more hot dog eatingand less posed shots me: yeah me too.it was a disappointment
― ian, Saturday, 7 November 2009 04:16 (sixteen years ago)
wait fucked that up"k33gan: those chicks are all stupid sluts."
from: dadHave you ever heard of Danzig? We're having ribs with them right now!
― Nanobots: HOOSTEEND (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 9 November 2009 05:53 (sixteen years ago)
!!!!!!
― tehresa, Monday, 9 November 2009 05:55 (sixteen years ago)
!!!!!!!!!!!!
― pringles and loving it (latebloomer), Monday, 9 November 2009 06:33 (sixteen years ago)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Monday, 9 November 2009 06:35 (sixteen years ago)
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
― max, Monday, 9 November 2009 13:44 (sixteen years ago)
5 mins later:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfD7agP1yxw
― banned, on the run (s1ocki), Monday, 9 November 2009 14:12 (sixteen years ago)
^^^^^ never get tired of that clip
― like moses, the townfolk like the red sea (stevie), Monday, 9 November 2009 14:17 (sixteen years ago)
danzig was in town for a festival and wanted to check out noted bbq spot THE COUNTY LINE like half an hour outside town. my dad also happened to be at THE COUNTY LINE and at the restaurant you sit at big wood fam style tables and so DANZIG is there chillin with some ribs and my whole fam apparently sits next to them unawares. my sister knows there's a festival happening and she notes their rather metal appearance and so asks them 'excuse me are you guys with a band' and glenn talks through brisket 'we're danzig'
then i got the text. made my night.
― Nanobots: HOOSTEEND (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 9 November 2009 16:33 (sixteen years ago)
Awesome!
Um, the Fun Fun Fun Fest? :-/ http://www.funfunfunfest.com/
― StanM, Monday, 9 November 2009 16:49 (sixteen years ago)
x-post lol
― bear say hi to me (ENBB), Monday, 9 November 2009 16:56 (sixteen years ago)
that's the one, stan. had a geat time and asked dude from lucero about fancy coffee and gza & torche blew me off but hey youth brigade did a great set that pretty much made my weekend so
― Nanobots: HOOSTEEND (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 9 November 2009 17:42 (sixteen years ago)
that is so rad. danzig chompin on brisket.
― ian, Monday, 9 November 2009 17:48 (sixteen years ago)
danzig brisket story is the World's Best Story. if only there had been pix
― iiiijjjj, Monday, 9 November 2009 18:33 (sixteen years ago)
i want to eat bbq with danzig!!!!!!!
― tehresa, Monday, 9 November 2009 18:55 (sixteen years ago)
barbecue, you've got some fucking barbecue
― joygoat, Monday, 9 November 2009 19:22 (sixteen years ago)
In: how brill would it be to be in berlin nowOut: pretty brill i thinkIn: did u see the dominos?Out: the holocaust museum?In: SO BRILL
this did turn out to be a misunderstanding tho
― plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 9 November 2009 23:05 (sixteen years ago)
from: ryanso i'm 20 pages into genesis and i'm already completely appalled
to: ryanha you're probably not even at the incest yet
from: ryanuhhhhh what
from: ryanok NOW i'm at the incest oh ywhw
― Nanobots: HOOSTEEND (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 9 November 2009 23:58 (sixteen years ago)
webbqw danzig
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 00:12 (sixteen years ago)
oh my friends were at the funfunfunfest hoosteen
the ones i showed you the pic of that time and detailed my personal history with all of them haha
― e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Monday, 16 November 2009 11:23 (sixteen years ago)
(12:15 PM): so apparently they are getting that guy to do the photography at their wedding and they are paying him $4000(12:16 PM): WTF that is SO SO SO way too much(12:19 PM): its not going to matter how good he is if everything hes taking a pic of sucks
_______SIX MINUTES PASS_________
(12:25 PM): like her pit-stained vintage ugly wedding dress
― Nijoli, Monday, 16 November 2009 14:10 (sixteen years ago)
lol ty for thsi
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 16 November 2009 15:02 (sixteen years ago)
― Nijoli, Monday, 16 November 2009 15:08 (sixteen years ago)
GOD DAMN roxy peeps at my work were wondering why I was laughing so loud!!
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 05:37 (sixteen years ago)
hey is that the wedding they were talking shit about on that one blog?
― tehresa, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 05:42 (sixteen years ago)
i hope so
What blog is that? I am unsure.
― Nijoli, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 17:10 (sixteen years ago)
― Nanobots: HOOSTEEND (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, November 9, 2009 11:33 AM
!!!lol!
― luol deng (am0n), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 17:19 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weNO9k1TXS0
― luol deng (am0n), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 17:21 (sixteen years ago)
oldie but a goodie.
― ian, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 18:12 (sixteen years ago)
the knox gossip onexxxxxposts
is nijoli really comin to sefap??
― tehresa, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:00 (sixteen years ago)
different wedding iirc
sefap is up in the air imo until we get DATES
― Delhomme 3030 (roxymuzak), Friday, 20 November 2009 21:37 (sixteen years ago)
and i dont mean companions! month/day
in: i thought Jon Williams was hoos
― afa the i can c (roxymuzak), Saturday, 28 November 2009 19:26 (sixteen years ago)
dude it's been set for 12/22 for like, 2 months iirc.
― tehresa, Saturday, 28 November 2009 20:37 (sixteen years ago)
fwiw i posted that 8 days ago before i really knew wtf was going on at all
― afa the i can c (roxymuzak), Saturday, 28 November 2009 20:38 (sixteen years ago)
oh duh good me for checkin dates i guess i hadn't clicked on thread in a while
― tehresa, Saturday, 28 November 2009 20:38 (sixteen years ago)
in: Omg we should take speed and stay up all night and do black friday!!!!!
― afa the i can c (roxymuzak), Monday, 30 November 2009 03:22 (sixteen years ago)
in: Paula deen was hit in the face by a flying ham!!!!
― afa the i can c (roxymuzak), Monday, 30 November 2009 03:23 (sixteen years ago)
in: Crosby, Thrills, Thrash and Dung
― afa the i can c (roxymuzak), Monday, 30 November 2009 03:24 (sixteen years ago)
from my mom:
As Marvin Gaye says whats goin on?
― afa the i can c (roxymuzak), Monday, 30 November 2009 03:25 (sixteen years ago)
from my brother drew:
Got the wutang app for iphone. i have no idea what it does, but the logo alone was worth it
― afa the i can c (roxymuzak), Monday, 30 November 2009 03:27 (sixteen years ago)
in: There's this new coreographer who loves small jerky hand movements.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 23:23 (sixteen years ago)
in: she threw up when I asked her name
― Kelsey Glamour (Nijoli), Thursday, 24 December 2009 16:58 (fifteen years ago)
out: Me & Ava want to know if you know what a men's prison smells like
― sarahel, Friday, 25 December 2009 06:00 (fifteen years ago)
in: U R mean
(roxy and i got these from our mother)
― Kelsey Glamour (Nijoli), Friday, 25 December 2009 20:44 (fifteen years ago)
again!?
― tehresa, Friday, 25 December 2009 21:01 (fifteen years ago)
btw did you go with the jelly bellys?
no. but mom got mad when i said "rot gut" because we were not supposed to talk about drinking out loud because my G Daddy is on dialysis. Haw.
― Kelsey Glamour (Nijoli), Friday, 25 December 2009 21:08 (fifteen years ago)
― tehresa, Friday, 25 December 2009 21:10 (fifteen years ago)
hahaha that was a wonderful moment
yes, h and i have both been mean on the holidays this year
on t-giving when i forgot to give nij a ride mom went into the bathroom to text me "U R mean"
― S.E., we runnin' this FAP shit (roxymuzak), Friday, 25 December 2009 21:25 (fifteen years ago)
in: if you see his jingle possum, twirl it around for him
― Kelsey Glamour (Nijoli), Sunday, 3 January 2010 19:09 (fifteen years ago)
in: i don't have a dude in ny iirc ps can u and i eat an entire large pizza alone tmrw ps i am drunkatm
― ian, Sunday, 3 January 2010 19:26 (fifteen years ago)
^^ guess who!!!
― ian, Sunday, 3 January 2010 19:27 (fifteen years ago)
mine was roxy. yours?
― Kelsey Glamour (Nijoli), Sunday, 3 January 2010 19:27 (fifteen years ago)
awwww
― tehresa, Sunday, 3 January 2010 19:28 (fifteen years ago)
btw nij i texted roxy about hh gregg before i had yr number did she give you the message?
― tehresa, Sunday, 3 January 2010 19:29 (fifteen years ago)
yes mine was from rox. it was actually from last night.
― ian, Sunday, 3 January 2010 19:31 (fifteen years ago)
today's from rox:
I'm still in philly atm. We may have to postpone the entire pizza until tomorrow.
― ian, Sunday, 3 January 2010 19:32 (fifteen years ago)
i don't have a dude in ny iirc
― mookieproof, Sunday, 3 January 2010 19:35 (fifteen years ago)
^^ this is about wii and not making out fyi
― ian, Sunday, 3 January 2010 19:38 (fifteen years ago)
and by wii i mean w33d.
i know, dude!
― mookieproof, Sunday, 3 January 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)
haha wow im famous on "text messages" iirc
― S.E., we runnin' this FAP shit (roxymuzak), Sunday, 3 January 2010 19:52 (fifteen years ago)
i didnt realize that i asked you to eat the pizza "alone" with me, lol. i just meant that i wouldnt invite along my entire band for lunch
― S.E., we runnin' this FAP shit (roxymuzak), Sunday, 3 January 2010 19:54 (fifteen years ago)
eating a pizza "alone" with someone is a powerlol.
tza: i got the hh gregg message - thanks. Finally!
― Kelsey Glamour (Nijoli), Sunday, 3 January 2010 21:23 (fifteen years ago)
no thanks to cruts! haw.
― tehresa, Sunday, 3 January 2010 21:28 (fifteen years ago)
I thought it was a clothes store
― gr80 lala (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 3 January 2010 21:29 (fifteen years ago)
haha. last night andy and i ate "pizza fries" alone together iirc xposts
― S.E., we runnin' this FAP shit (roxymuzak), Sunday, 3 January 2010 21:41 (fifteen years ago)
alone together with a fat blunt tbh?!?!
― ian, Monday, 4 January 2010 00:09 (fifteen years ago)
uh, we accidentally had so many fat bluntz that iirc we are STILL in philly and not hanging out w/u imo lol
― S.E., we runnin' this FAP shit (roxymuzak), Monday, 4 January 2010 07:35 (fifteen years ago)
ha I thought that was about making out and was like.....that's a weird request for some "alone" time
― condaleeza spice (The Reverend), Monday, 4 January 2010 07:47 (fifteen years ago)
haha i guess though if one wanted to make out with ian, a request for alone time w/ a large pizza aint a bad start
― S.E., we runnin' this FAP shit (roxymuzak), Monday, 4 January 2010 07:49 (fifteen years ago)
in: you should know this is not a hay wagon
(from my mom...?!?!)
― Kelsey Glamour (Nijoli), Thursday, 14 January 2010 21:33 (fifteen years ago)
She was mad because I apparently had slammed her car door too hard when I was exiting her vehicle moments before the text.
in: NOOOOOOO *sleeps* big night lady night... sleepy!
I txted back "wtf" and got reply of "omg LATE night! I meant LATE NIGHT".
Suuuure you did pal.
― millivanillimillenary (Trayce), Friday, 15 January 2010 04:00 (fifteen years ago)
in: what r my hours for tomorrow?out: how the fuck should i know. AYO!
― plaxico (I know, right?), Monday, 1 February 2010 22:17 (fifteen years ago)
pls tell me that was actually yr boss replying.
― millivanillimillenary (Trayce), Monday, 1 February 2010 23:19 (fifteen years ago)
in;WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― did you mean: fart blasters? (nickalicious), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 00:02 (fifteen years ago)
from: roxy
it's gotta be HOOSy para steen
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 12 April 2010 05:41 (fifteen years ago)
i said that so many times on our camping trip that nijoli showed acute discouragement
― billion holla baby (roxymuzak), Monday, 12 April 2010 22:38 (fifteen years ago)
seriously.
― mr. waffles (Nijoli), Monday, 12 April 2010 22:53 (fifteen years ago)
it's maybe one of my favorite sayings
― J0rdan S., Monday, 12 April 2010 22:53 (fifteen years ago)
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 12 April 2010 23:10 (fifteen years ago)
to hoos: what's today's mathematics, son?
from hoos: Knowledge god
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 08:57 (fifteen years ago)
u hilarious, amazing nerds
― max, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 12:01 (fifteen years ago)
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 23:28 (fifteen years ago)
from my mom last night after I got home from her birthday dinner. she had had some wine:
"Best day evarrrrrr! Thabk yousoooooOoooooo muchi! I <3 <3. You. Lovedthe dinner. Bats. Present :D"
haha I love you too mom.
― peacocks, Thursday, 15 April 2010 18:33 (fifteen years ago)
Lovedthe dinner. Bats. Present :D"
lmao
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 15 April 2010 23:07 (fifteen years ago)
― The Reverend, Tuesday, April 13, 2010 8:57 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
2 supreme masters building and destroying IMO
― Ndamukong HOOS (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 16 April 2010 23:26 (fifteen years ago)
GHOSTS OF MOD PAST
this dude i'm sorta seeing, his name is justin, and when he texts me, my split-second initial thought is that it's hoos, even tho i have hoos saved as 'hoos' in my phone
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 2 May 2010 07:42 (fifteen years ago)
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 2 May 2010 20:54 (fifteen years ago)
I, too, have hoos saved as 'hoos' on my phone.
― WE THE VIKING (The Reverend), Monday, 3 May 2010 02:37 (fifteen years ago)
hes "hoosteen" in mine
― roxymuzak, Monday, 3 May 2010 03:46 (fifteen years ago)
http://whyimnotanartist.com/ftxths.jpg
― NARTH Crooks (latebloomer), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 04:38 (fifteen years ago)
out: ayoin: for yayo?
― The Reverend, Sunday, 16 May 2010 07:19 (fifteen years ago)
in: sister act is onin: brought to you by vagisil kits, so you can test for yeast infections at homein: i can't believe you're not down herein: what, are you too good for it? you'll watch nothing less than sister act 2?
― rahni, Monday, 17 May 2010 02:29 (fifteen years ago)
I used google.com to look for funny text messages and came up with the following:Newsflash: The police are looking for a suspect whose smart, sexy, witty n very gorgeous- they’ve already eliminated you from the enquiry… where do you think I should hide?
I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.
I once sniffed Coke, but the ice cubes blocked my nostrils...
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
I want you to know that our friendship means a lot to me. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump out of the window... I look down and then... I laugh again!
If you try and don’t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie!
Why can't you accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue!
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
I know why I am single; my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...
Birdie birdie in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!
Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? Oh! Then it was a rubbish bag after all!
God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.
I saw something in the shop window today. It was stunningly cute, beautiful and adorable. I was supposed to buy it for you till I realized it was my own reflection!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you?
Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
How do u keep an idiot amused? Watch this message until it goes away!
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.
A closed mouth gathers no feet!
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now!
Hello, this is God! I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realized. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.
:(
― it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Monday, 17 May 2010 02:45 (fifteen years ago)
haha this sounds like a steven wright line
― max, Monday, 17 May 2010 02:49 (fifteen years ago)
tbh if I were god I would send texts like that
― it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Monday, 17 May 2010 02:52 (fifteen years ago)
Just saw the following three from my best bro Kevin who I know went out driking after work tonight:
8:38 pm: How are you?8:43 pm: Don't be mad.8:56 pm: Erica you rule.
<3 him
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Saturday, 5 June 2010 03:56 (fifteen years ago)
My friend D: "I'm just standing out the front of [bar we met up at], looking at Jupiter".
...when I got there 15 minutes later he was still standing there staring up at the sky o_0 Bless his hippy socks.
― property-disrespecting Moroccan handjob (Trayce), Saturday, 5 June 2010 05:46 (fifteen years ago)
deleting messages today I found a few that made me laugh --
in from Roxy:Hows that date iyo??????
in from Roxy:FORCE BERNARD TO BE NICE TO JORDY!!!
in from Roxy:did you know mark twain invented the self-pasting photo album?
― Crab Calloway (Nijoli), Saturday, 5 June 2010 15:39 (fifteen years ago)
Others of note --
in from a stranger:sorry. i think you have the wrong number *destiny*
in from a pal:i am reading about freemasons and the denver airport
in from my ex:your record is fucked and looks like an ashtray. sorry.
from a pal:gary coleman died. maybe his signed glossy will bring you millions.
in from my date:i think this old hillbilly could teach you how to longboard in small steps.
― Crab Calloway (Nijoli), Saturday, 5 June 2010 15:41 (fifteen years ago)
bernie was never nice to me :-(
― gonjasufi smacker (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 5 June 2010 15:47 (fifteen years ago)
he hid under the bed, iirc.
everytime you would walk out the door, he would come prance around.
― Crab Calloway (Nijoli), Saturday, 5 June 2010 15:52 (fifteen years ago)
― if i recoil correctly (crüt), Saturday, 5 June 2010 15:53 (fifteen years ago)
:-O
― gonjasufi smacker (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 5 June 2010 16:01 (fifteen years ago)
i have a theory that bernard is afraid of thin or short people
― ...Funtown. (roxymuzak), Monday, 7 June 2010 16:35 (fifteen years ago)
*destiny* is amazing btw
in: Its ya boy hoostain and I'm live in the booth/ilxors still lyin I'm the muhfuckin truth
― donk quixote (The Reverend), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 17:27 (fifteen years ago)
haha i woke up to that same msg
― ...Funtown. (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)
"hoostain"??
― gonjasufi smacker (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 16:32 (fifteen years ago)
possibly a reference to the fact that my ex thought that was hoos's name
― ...Funtown. (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 16:36 (fifteen years ago)
all in:
11:55pm Lol I have become the extroverted lit major I was born to be12:05am Why are all the cute girls down here lesbians iirc!!!12:34am Am basically drunk and at a great show and talking to every cute girl in the room. Even lesbians! Lol 2:14am Spoke spanish to this dude to get him away from these 2 clearly uncomfortable cuties lol 2:36am :) :) @ my life right now btw spoke to rev he says what uuuuup 2:37am This is hoos single and grown tbh 2:40am Call u mans!!!
― ...Funtown. (roxymuzak), Sunday, 13 June 2010 16:08 (fifteen years ago)
let it be known this is a highlight reel
― ...Funtown. (roxymuzak), Sunday, 13 June 2010 16:10 (fifteen years ago)
― StanM, Sunday, 13 June 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)
this is hoos single and grown tbh
― ...Funtown. (roxymuzak), Sunday, 13 June 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)
i got several of those same texts last night plus 'tbh i really miss you being 3 hours behind right now'
― tehresa, Sunday, 13 June 2010 17:15 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah I got most of those, if not all, too. hahahaha.
― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Sunday, 13 June 2010 17:51 (fifteen years ago)
does this leave ANY time for actual clubbing when combined with the phone call to rev iyo
― ...Funtown. (roxymuzak), Sunday, 13 June 2010 18:50 (fifteen years ago)
I sent him a txt this morning that said "lol at u btw"
― The Reverend, Sunday, 13 June 2010 20:27 (fifteen years ago)
ftr i did not actually say what up to my mans and dem, but i'm glad hoos took the time to do so
― The Reverend, Sunday, 13 June 2010 20:28 (fifteen years ago)
man now all my txts seem to suck
― plax (ico), Sunday, 13 June 2010 20:30 (fifteen years ago)
haha i said exactly "lol @ u btw" this AM also!!!!
― ...Funtown. (roxymuzak), Sunday, 13 June 2010 20:46 (fifteen years ago)
lol i said 'wow you were super drunk last night' and he said 'how do u know iirc'
― tehresa, Sunday, 13 June 2010 20:49 (fifteen years ago)
I didn't respond. Sometimes I suck at getting back to ppl.
― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Sunday, 13 June 2010 20:55 (fifteen years ago)
2:14am Spoke spanish to this dude to get him away from these 2 clearly uncomfortable cuties lol
I got this one
― Krystal Chic (crüt), Sunday, 13 June 2010 20:58 (fifteen years ago)
12:02: "Mother will she break my heart" :/12:57: Lol I have become the extroverted lit major I was born to be1:06: Why are all the cute girls down here lesbians iirc!!!1:34: Am basically drunk and at a great show and talking to every cute girl in the room. Even lesbians! lol.1:35: Am basically drunk and at a great show and talking to every cute girl in the room. Even lesbians! lol.2:24: Tbh moments like this I miss u being 3 hrs behind
(me) 2:01 pm: Wow you were super drunk last night2:01 pm: How do u know iirc(me) 2:01 pm: Lol texts2:03 pm: Lol
― tehresa, Sunday, 13 June 2010 21:02 (fifteen years ago)
courtesy of my girlfriend, who's working as an aupair in versailles for the summer:
Omg! i just walked into one of the kids while he was jerking off! i saw his little penis!
― samosa gibreel, Wednesday, 23 June 2010 17:07 (fifteen years ago)
:-o
― ripe dick clark (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 23 June 2010 18:11 (fifteen years ago)
maybe could've chosen a better emoticon there
\(o_O)/
walked into?!?!?!
― (roxymuzak) ((((d-.-b)))) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 24 June 2010 02:17 (fifteen years ago)
loool i know, so many layers of hilariousness. was laughing for like five minutes after getting that this morning
― samosa gibreel, Thursday, 24 June 2010 02:20 (fifteen years ago)
just got messaged by a perfect stranger
THEM:
Hi u ok?
ME:
Heya, long time! I amcool, did far too much exercise this weekendso am convalescingright now! You dandy?x
No am ur nighbur
U know now who I am?
Um...no, your number is not saved! Thoughtyou were a childhoodfriend.
K wat u doin?
Sitting at home, listening to music. Whatare you doing? L
U wana com out for a bit?
Yeah why not, whereare you? Dont want to travel too far. Also Istill dont quite know who you are?
U know who i am?
Just tell me! In case you have the wrong number, I am Louis
Wer DO u live? in scotil Near noor haircuter?
No.
Its hamba?
Alas, O Hamba! I neverknew thee.
Can u tel me Wer DO live if u dont mind?
Lee, SE London
U know i c u last tym itake u 2 hudsfield parkon sayureday if am stillwron den sory
Apology accepted.
I fink u make me fool
*my phone rings with an ex-directory number, I say "Hello", there is no answer, fin*
― RIP la petite mort (acoleuthic), Monday, 19 July 2010 16:38 (fifteen years ago)
haha I love how you were so down to hang out with whoever it was
― peacocks, Monday, 19 July 2010 17:29 (fifteen years ago)
There's something peculiarly painful about London kids txtspeak.
― Gumbercules (Trayce), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:36 (fifteen years ago)
I FINK u make ME fool
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:37 (fifteen years ago)
in: our high today is expected to be 57. and its windy
out: i hate u
― mookieproof, Thursday, 5 August 2010 22:39 (fifteen years ago)
mom: Can you believe this? Today in jazzercise we danced to a remake of safety dance.
― a peach tree (156), Thursday, 12 August 2010 20:55 (fifteen years ago)
mom: found a birthday pic of you crying happy tears with an unwrapped rick springfield LP
― i am giving you the caesar salad of compliments (Nijoli), Thursday, 12 August 2010 21:22 (fifteen years ago)
loool
― proprietor of gib (roxymuzak), Thursday, 12 August 2010 21:29 (fifteen years ago)
Hahahah awesome.
― Mr Bungleow (Trayce), Thursday, 12 August 2010 22:00 (fifteen years ago)
From: MomFunny halloween trick paint buttcks orange wth face then moonpple with ur pumpkin buttOr dont
― hoos wears orange camo pants ffs (roxymuzak), Saturday, 2 October 2010 19:41 (fifteen years ago)
― waka flocka flame judi dench (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 2 October 2010 19:45 (fifteen years ago)
"Or dont"
― hoos wears orange camo pants ffs (roxymuzak), Saturday, 2 October 2010 19:45 (fifteen years ago)
outman i went through half a bottle of jack last night, currently want to die.
inDude. Beer is cheaper and less painful than the hard stuff. You can drink 6 and feel fine in the morning.
outbut then i couldn't claim "drinkin women chasin whiskey," which is my favorite thing in life.
inI guess in an infinite universe someone was bound to have alcoholism as a life goal.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 7 October 2010 02:48 (fifteen years ago)
out (me to dad who has only just learned what txts are let alone how to use them)
One of the women I'm working for is named Ling Ling (Ling Ling was the name of my first dog)
in
Waawa
I have absolutely no idea what he meant to respond with but I'm sorta loving Waawa tbh.
― master of retardment (ENBB), Thursday, 7 October 2010 02:51 (fifteen years ago)
"less painful"? no serious drinker would say this which i guess is the point
also in what world is getting drunk on beer cheaper than getting drunk on whiskey
― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 7 October 2010 03:35 (fifteen years ago)
waawa
― max, Thursday, 7 October 2010 03:58 (fifteen years ago)
gonna meme that this week
~~~~~~~~waawa
― max, Thursday, 7 October 2010 03:59 (fifteen years ago)
waawa = funny trombone noise?!?!?
― not everything is a campfire (ian), Thursday, 7 October 2010 04:05 (fifteen years ago)
i read it as a hoosian "whaaa-?" with a slight return
― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 7 October 2010 04:09 (fifteen years ago)
weekend hoosian
I asked him later and he said he meant wow wow! which in and of itself is inherently funny to me. Also, since he never formally learned to spell/write in English I'm pretty sure he would actually spell "wow" as "wau" but hasn't figured out how to really use the keypad on his phone yet.
― master of retardment (ENBB), Thursday, 7 October 2010 04:12 (fifteen years ago)
total aside - when he still had his restaurant he would give me a list of the specials to write on the special board. Baked clams often appeared on this list but they were always "beaked" clams. I never had the heart to correct him because I kind of loved the idea of beaked clams.
― master of retardment (ENBB), Thursday, 7 October 2010 04:14 (fifteen years ago)
― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, October 7, 2010 4:09 AM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalinkweekend hoosian
― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, October 7, 2010 4:09 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
no idea what this means imo
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 7 October 2010 04:34 (fifteen years ago)
oh hoos!!
― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 7 October 2010 04:36 (fifteen years ago)
beaked clams is the <3 of the day
― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 7 October 2010 04:37 (fifteen years ago)
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 7 October 2010 04:46 (fifteen years ago)
out: Runm sida plzin: ¥
― (651) (156), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 05:00 (fifteen years ago)
in: I fucking think you arf awesome.
― ENBB, Thursday, 16 December 2010 01:57 (fifteen years ago)
i knew things were about to get even dumber when i received:
'she is a scandlest bitch'
― aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 8 January 2011 10:06 (fourteen years ago)
inyou are such a country song.
― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 08:01 (fourteen years ago)
only the hoos
― hard as a markers (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 08:05 (fourteen years ago)
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Saturday, April 25, 2009 5:10 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark
― ☠ (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 06:28 (fourteen years ago)
in: i am going to punch you in the face
― not everything is a campfire (ian), Saturday, 19 March 2011 04:11 (fourteen years ago)
in: one 14 year old to another in 4th period english--"i have like 5 new dubstep songs for you to check out"
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 8 April 2011 15:35 (fourteen years ago)
― ☠ (roxymuzak), Friday, 8 April 2011 16:56 (fourteen years ago)
from: dadSo I just did the math and we each had 18 bottles worth of beer last night.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 18 April 2011 20:46 (fourteen years ago)
"Fuck u & ur nihilist hipster vacuum - deleted"
"x was too drunk to hang out. I had to call the cops on a dood who was beating his girlfriend on x dr... I wish I had found anything else to do instead"
"Eyes wide shut and a willing attitude id ell it takes..."
"Please remain the peaceful soul you are! God is watching us~from a distance"
"Oh, im glad you saw x, i guess. im goin to an awesome dance party in baltimore tonight- four hours of funk"
"Happy valentines u sexy bitch"
"Im having a few people over 2nite 4 felafel would b great 2 c u"
"I get too emotional to talk. i do indeed have a date tonight assistd by okcupid"
"Yes del- x definitely left me,broke my heart,But not for long"
"yo, sorry that I made a drunken idiot of myself tonight, but I got your back bro! Call me anytime"
"You have my friend Del's cell phone, if you want money for it, call this number back"
"I live in md-i work at a Target-i am every truck drivers dream of a good wife...THE END"
"It is, but it's more interesting when you actually care about the players involved in the scenario"
"OK-i hope u r doing well,god forgive u are having problems w/Ladies"
"Ur such an online/beer weirdo. Like a fox!"
"In pa kind of feel like dying"
"i have been really bored & disappointd with life recently"
"Yo man. Sorry I didn't get back to u. I went to get my check, put to eat, met my dealer and popped a bunch of percs. I'm pretty much useless when I do that shit. My bad"
"Fat tuesday is the cunt of gluttony infused with the western concept of guilt and self reprimand. Theres a new new orleans in heaven and god wont let us smell"
"Wats the address for the house party? Lol"
― dell (del), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 03:18 (fourteen years ago)
in: "I figure I can be a bear if I shave my head and put on 20 kilos or so"
(my ex R, fwiw, lol. Was tempted to reply "u are one already fattey")
― Concubine Tree (Trayce), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 06:12 (fourteen years ago)
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/b7bdc0a9.jpg
― gr8080, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 07:13 (fourteen years ago)
braggin 2011
― Unusatralian (sic), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 12:36 (fourteen years ago)
bragging 2009 amirite?
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 15:18 (fourteen years ago)
braggin reruns
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 16:22 (fourteen years ago)
spying on a woman standing next to me in the metro this morning whose text message read something about "he's away for the weekend" & something else about a "throbbing kobasa"
― flopson, Thursday, 5 May 2011 20:48 (fourteen years ago)
― markers, Thursday, 5 May 2011 20:49 (fourteen years ago)
lool
― roxymuzak, Friday, 6 May 2011 12:51 (fourteen years ago)
in--my mom is sooooo mad about my pink hairout--lol <3 uin--she yelled at me for being a 'punk rocker' lol
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 01:50 (fourteen years ago)
is a 12 yr old texting u
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 05:36 (fourteen years ago)
in: watch you back faggot,your number is up.
― AaronHz, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 09:51 (fourteen years ago)
O_O
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 11:20 (fourteen years ago)
flirting imo
― "I like to wear tops that show my cleavage and show off my ladies," (sic), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 14:39 (fourteen years ago)
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, May 10, 2011 8:50 P
this can't be someone over 16 - right?
― Kelsey Glamour (Nijoli), Thursday, 12 May 2011 21:55 (fourteen years ago)
she is 22
and she is v v sweet
yall be nice
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 12 May 2011 22:02 (fourteen years ago)
she just graduated and went home to visit, having just put a pink streak in her hair for an of montreal show
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 12 May 2011 22:03 (fourteen years ago)
Her mistake was going to an Of Montreal show.
― The man who mistook his life for a FAP (Trayce), Thursday, 12 May 2011 23:56 (fourteen years ago)
cold shit
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 13 May 2011 02:00 (fourteen years ago)
:D j/k <3
― The man who mistook his life for a FAP (Trayce), Friday, 13 May 2011 02:10 (fourteen years ago)
lol i just know better than to stand for internet denigration of my lady friends these days <3
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 13 May 2011 02:12 (fourteen years ago)
we have always been right
― roxymuzak, Friday, 13 May 2011 04:03 (fourteen years ago)
in: "foot forget fads bday tmorrw"
Oh mother, turn the autocomplete function off.
― The man who mistook his life for a FAP (Trayce), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 01:48 (fourteen years ago)
in: "It s a full moon, vampires r out and about"
from my stepdad!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 14 July 2011 12:45 (fourteen years ago)
at 1:30 AM
"What is shazbot"
naturally my response: Google it bb!
― dell (del), Saturday, 3 September 2011 22:12 (fourteen years ago)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrjl9wp3p21qz51y8o1_500.jpg
― (gr8080), Friday, 16 September 2011 16:38 (fourteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/PtJtr.jpg
― flopson, Monday, 10 December 2012 20:49 (thirteen years ago)
'excuse me are you guys with a band' and glenn talks through brisket 'we're danzig'
― am0n, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 16:32 (twelve years ago)
omg context please amon
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 16:47 (twelve years ago)
http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2815/9466669583_e67bd30f5d.jpghttp://farm3.staticflickr.com/2849/9466669519_a16c331f7a.jpg
― lxy, Thursday, 8 August 2013 23:29 (twelve years ago)
SORRY FOR THE MASS TEXT AND CAPS BUT YOU CAN GET ICE CREAM INSTEAD OF THE TOY IN THE BURGER KING KIDS MEAL NOT KIDDING
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Monday, 9 September 2013 01:11 (twelve years ago)
in: noice mate,I'm tonging for dinner and a beer as we speakme: tonging? lolin: I meant tounging!
[THAT MAKES EVEN LESS SENSE]
― taxi tomato or bag tomato (Trayce), Monday, 9 September 2013 10:50 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/uj8jK1q.jpg
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 19:39 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/8wvSCcI.jpg
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 28 April 2014 17:02 (eleven years ago)
i never get random texts until today when someone asked me how my day was going or some shit like that
― markers, Monday, 28 April 2014 17:07 (eleven years ago)
unfortunately for marla, i am not maura (not our maura, i presume, but a different maura)
http://i.imgur.com/URoAIbx.jpg
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 16 June 2014 14:10 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/wXjYQlz.jpg
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 18:34 (eleven years ago)