where will lebron play next year?

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i'd like to see lebron just take a year off. i feel like nothing would happen in the nba. the heat would be fielding an entire team of guys on the minimum. the lakers would be exactly $22 million under the cap for the entire season in the hopes of luring lebron back midway thru the year.

http://i.imgur.com/byQMWBa.jpg

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Also what is the term for what's going on with his hairline, that's certainly not a widow's peak, more like a widow's cow tongue

http://www.back9network.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/lebron-james-decision-golf_anchor1-482x550.jpg

http://thesunshineherald.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/LeBron-Soccer.jpg

i think what is going on with his hairline is popularly referred to as a 'keenan'

It's not MPB?

chose spurs bc i always choose the SPURS

Any franchise that can offer lbj a max contract will try to get him. He'll sniff at four or five that intrigue him and make his choice based on some esoteric formula that only bron knows the terms of.

cleveland

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--EbU9Etug--/h4lej7qrck1gbqegw4kr.jpg

lol

really amazing how badly Gilbert played this, and he apparently still has a chance

Cavs are down from 40-1 to 10-1 in vegas apparently

really amazing how badly Gilbert played this, and he apparently still has a chance

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, July 8, 2014 3:20 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Srsly. Comic Sans?

would be cool if lbj was pulling a long con and gave the cavs a ton of interest and got them to commit to a bunch of things only to pull out and sign with miami again.

it's really up to the cav's stupidity if they're going to do anything before Lebron signs

he's goin' back to miami tho come on

dan gilbert's hiding delonte west up his sleeve

Bron's playing jai-lai next fall

i know with absolute 100% certainty he's coming back to Cleveland.

hmm gotta like snrubs recent track record

spurs in five

― Mr. Snrub, Monday, June 2, 2014 8:04 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he's playing shortstop for the Toledo Mudhens

snrub if you're right lagoon will eat this board

Bron going back to Cleveland would be amazing purely for witnessing an entire state's collective backpedaling

I say Cleveland. He strikes me as a guy who would rather create a good narrative than take the max money/rings he can get.

Is that still 10:1? Sounds good to me.

I want to see Cleveland fans in charred lbj jerseys

haha

"it was a burnt offering, we swear!"

cleveland is already the worst most embarrassing city on earth i don't think it needs lebron flexing like "i can break your heart and you'll take me right back cuz you're that desperate" man leave em alone

they r that desperate tho let's be real

chris Broussard on 1st take was on in the barber shop just before and had it at 85% he signs w clev

i still dont buy it obv

I was in Cleveland once for work and I was talking to a colleague about the cavs and I was like "Well hey, at least you got Kyrie Irving" and I couldn't tell if the look on his face was more about-to-cry or about-to-punch-you-in-the-face

tho i do support lagoon board-eating, rip i love hoops

lol took me a min

If the cavs did land both klove and LeBron, we might have to stop calling their front office 'a pack of idiots'.

y'all are crazy

I want to know more about snrub's snources

I want to know more about snrub's snources

https://twitter.com/stevekylerNBA/status/486902009715785728

There is stuff floating around on twitter suggesting Cavs have a trade in place for Kevin Love source close to process called it "Nonsense"

Q: What are the chances that the pack of idiots in Cleveland could do all the deals they're rumored to be doing?

A: Zero

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

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I see you Leee

I see you too, Spottie.

http://deadspin.com/all-the-internet-clues-that-point-to-lebron-going-to-cl-1602553351

For posterity

http://www.si.com/nba/2014/07/11/lebron-james-cleveland-cavaliers

whoa

ahhhhh!!!!!!!!

it's funny that he's already setting expectations in that piece

also he keeps saying "i want to win a championship for *northeast ohio*"

leroy jenkins broke the shit out of this story

v interesting that wiggins isnt in there

akron ≠ cleveland

this is the absolute best

holy shit i didn't really believ

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yeah the 'northeast ohio' thing is pretty funny

lol called it

mentioned in lebron's essay: kyrie irving, tristan thompson, dion waiters, anderson varejao

not mentioned: andrew 'mitch' wiggins

time to move on the Love trade so they can dominate

can't say I'm not surprised but there is a lot of long-term potential with Cleveland having Kyrie Irving and a very young, hungry roster. think this probably looked sexier to Bron than attempting to win w/ a Big Three that was aging, showing diminishing returns, and with a roster that wasn't very deep and flawed.

so what say you all - is Cleveland an instant contender, or is this a multi-year project?

oh geez I forgot the Love trade. if they get him, peace out EC

w/ love? in the east? instant contender. they're an ecf fave even w/o love.

I wonder if its possible bosh and wade had no interest in taking a significant pay cut - hence the miami dream was never gonna be financially feasible (and a shitty idea to boot)

man the fine people of cincinnati

...must feel hella excluded

curious to see what kind of contract wade ends up w/ now. seems like it might be better for both parties if they just let him back in to the old contract.

i'm predicting a Kobe-style "yeah we know you suck now but thanks for all the fish" contract now that they're gonna suck for at least a couple seasons

wade 5 year 130 mill

Mr. Snrub!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^ this

lol

He must be snrubbing one out right now

eat a board lag∞n

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otm

lol @ Ted Mosby, I was actually thinking "if HIMYM was still on the air we would definitely get some jokes out of this next season"

yeah if they were savvier and more in touch w/ that fanbase they would've tilted to 'he's coming back' in the last couple of years and then had everyone thinking they predicted it like biggie and the wtc

It burns me that Snurb is a better prognosticator than that owl.

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I fuckkng had a dream last night that Bron was going to the cavs

Aw yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-ImCpNqbJw

man no one wants to admit Sheridan broke it

who?

man no one wants to admit Sheridan broke it

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, July 11, 2014 1:41 PM (35 minutes ago)

haha this is funny

Heat fans will need to find another reason to show up late for games now

http://i.cdn.turner.com/nba/nba/.element/img/2.0/sect/statscube/players/large/mario_chalmers.png

^ reason enough

haha, when Deng came here last year I was convinced the Cavs were making the playoffs such was my degradation.

cleveland

― 'arry Goldman (Hurting 2), Tuesday, July 8, 2014 10:36 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i know with absolute 100% certainty he's coming back to Cleveland.

― Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, July 9, 2014 11:15 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Snrub otm once again

I can see LeBron taking Bennett under his wing and turning him into a contender

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-dIts3zOmCrk/Tlonmkg2qhI/AAAAAAAABG8/fYge-BDf4YM/s1600/Rocky_125Pyxurz.jpg

http://deadspin.com/lebrons-essay-in-comic-sans-1603713242

Snrub otm once again

― you can't put your arms around a lamprey (brownie), Friday, July 11, 2014 7:35 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I was OTM when I said he was going back to Cleveland but I was absolutely not OTM when I said he would announce his decision two days ago at 6:00-7:00 pm on lebronjames.com. My deepest and sincere apologies. My ILH post was wrong. I should’ve known better. I could not be more embarrassed. I can’t explain why someone would go the lengths “my source” did to set me up, but that’s irrelevant. I allowed my zeal to break a story take too much for granted. I'd like to think I'm better than that. Yesterday and today I was not oh who gives a flying fuck about this PEOPLE, LEBRON JAMES IS COMING BACK TO CLEVELAND, PEOPLE!!!!!!!

snrub, who are your sources????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhCMn8gmkYI

http://instagram.com/p/qUcJD3v9A3/

thanks for nothing (but two titles and four EC championships)!

My deepest and sincere apologies.

apology accepted

can't root against the cavs as hard as the heat because of kyrie, but atst want to root against lebron even harder

snrub, who are your sources????

― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, July 11, 2014 9:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I follow a couple people on twitter who are "in the know"

<3 bron, really really hope the cavs don't fuck this up.

I like the move, if for no other reason than a shakeup in the status quo. been bored watching the same games and being obligated to hate the heat.

the answer is golden state

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQTpaxnLiSw&

but wait theres more

.@WindhorstESPN says to keep the idea of LeBron and Luka teaming up in your back pocket 👀

"The best way you can see how LeBron feels about people is who he drafts in his All-Star draft. ... He's drafted Luka Doncic all three years he's been an All-Star." pic.twitter.com/L5l9KIReSj

— Get Up (@GetUpESPN) April 7, 2022

brons got one more year at $45m and is eligible for an extension this summer will be interesting to see if he and the lakers want to continue

pretty difficult to trade for a contract that big, getting enough cap room for bron also difficult, obvs neither is impossible but youd def be putting you team in a spot for a very old guy, guess theres a chance hed take a smaller deal tho

seem likely hell play out next season with the lakers at least

yah my guess is he finishes that contract then just takes one year lesser deals to ring chase. i guess? idk. could just re-up in LA cos he loves living in LA.

one obvious irony is that while $45 million is too massive a contract for most teams to swallow, it's still less than what bron makes every year on his side deals. He could work for a dollar/year and still make more than 99% of players.

LeBron's legacy on the Lakers is so weird. 3 of the 4 years were utterly embarrassing, including two years where they missed the playoffs entirely despite LeBron playing at a pretty high level. and yet they did win a title, albeit during the bubble season where everything was upside down...so how much does it really count?? still though....a title is a title

seems like people dont really rate the mickey mouse title, but nevertheless bron and the lakers still get to add it to their totals

I mean tbf coming back from 3-1 to beat the 73-win Warriors should count like 2 titles

no

it should count as 3, its that impressive

degrees of difficulty:
--coming back from 1-3 hole
--beating the greatest regular season team of all-time
--winning a championship for a cleveland team of any sport

Seeing LeBron's block in Game 7 is one of the greatest sports moments I've seen live in my life.

removing bookmark

i'd say "cope" but that doesnt look like its going too well

anyway lebron should go to the spurs next year