Now the joooooy of my woooorld is in ZIIIIION — thread for Zion Williamson

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most exciting nba prospect since... lebron?

marcos smart (Spottie), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 06:29 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swoH636CmQY

marcos smart (Spottie), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 06:31 (six years ago)

This could be the most athletic thing I’ve ever seen pic.twitter.com/DjaSyNGykl

— Eric Hubbs (@BarstoolHubbs) February 10, 2019

marcos smart (Spottie), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 06:39 (six years ago)

There's a term in basketball called a "grown man rebound," but this is so far beyond a grown man rebound I dont even know what to call it. MERCY ZION pic.twitter.com/32jZEgp3Ni

— Aaron Torres (@Aaron_Torres) February 2, 2019

marcos smart (Spottie), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 06:40 (six years ago)

Wow. 6’8 280 pounds with an inside-out crossover and finish in traffic.

Zion shows you something new every game pic.twitter.com/tKrNBkjkPC

— Tommy Beer (@TommyBeer) February 2, 2019

marcos smart (Spottie), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 06:41 (six years ago)

Currently averaging 22/9/2/2/2 on 68% shooting. PER of 42

marcos smart (Spottie), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 06:46 (six years ago)

depending on yr politics hes more exciting than bron

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3NcbyzqILd8

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 16:45 (six years ago)

agree

marcos smart (Spottie), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 16:51 (six years ago)

his highest self-rated dunk this year is an 8

mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 17:01 (six years ago)

lol

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 17:03 (six years ago)

zion foot go through his shoe

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:18 (six years ago)

just saw that, but looks like he got injured on the other leg cos of it.

Zion’s leg is too powerful for his own shoe. pic.twitter.com/gGOwCt31Ch

— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) February 21, 2019

man hope he's ok. dude is gonna need his own signature line and it's gonna have to be like 5x as strong as other shoes.

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:19 (six years ago)

could be his right acl

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:20 (six years ago)

didnt look bad he got right up was limping a bit

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:21 (six years ago)

.@ZionW32 gets loose in the Nike PG 2.5 PE tonight. pic.twitter.com/yFswoRYgMx

— B/R Kicks (@brkicks) February 21, 2019

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:21 (six years ago)

oops lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:24 (six years ago)

adidas sabotage

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:42 (six years ago)

UPDATE: Zion Williamson will not return. Knee.

— Duke Basketball (@DukeMBB) February 21, 2019

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:44 (six years ago)

Knike.

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:49 (six years ago)

welp guess I’m not seeing zion play on saturday anymore :’(

k3vin k., Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:57 (six years ago)

dang dude that sucks. this was the first college game i tuned into this year...

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:58 (six years ago)

looked to me like the steph curry mcl sprain from the 2016 playoffs

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Thursday, 21 February 2019 02:59 (six years ago)

cld see him playing on saturday, cld see him being out for the season

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:05 (six years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dz5dsxCWoAEah5x.jpg

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:12 (six years ago)

wtf

call all destroyer, Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:14 (six years ago)

Unless he gets ACL surgery and won't be able to play again until the 2020-21 season, he's still the consensus #1 pick.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:14 (six years ago)

man he just exploded that shoe even put a rip in the sole

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:15 (six years ago)

paul george on a conference call with nike right now im sure.

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:15 (six years ago)

adidas is such trash. michigan's old adidas jerseys used to rip frequently. haven't seen any shoes bust, but it was only a matter of time.

https://www.michigandaily.com/sports/1-daniel-wasserman-what-i-learned-adidas-minneapolis-18

we're far from the challops now (voodoo chili), Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:19 (six years ago)

nba players should consider inventing in a good pair of boots

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:21 (six years ago)

holy shit @ all the people who paid $3000+ to see this

frogbs, Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:27 (six years ago)

thats the funny part

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:30 (six years ago)

“His shoe broke.” pic.twitter.com/FAtpaF5uAt

— Chase Hughes (@ChaseHughesNBCS) February 21, 2019

we're far from the challops now (voodoo chili), Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:43 (six years ago)

hes right

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 February 2019 03:44 (six years ago)

accurate

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Thursday, 21 February 2019 04:03 (six years ago)

My thoughts and prayers go out to Zion Williamson, the tremendous superstar basketball player from Duke. His injury isn't surprising though once you realize Obama was at the game. Everywhere Obama goes nothing but disappointment and pain follows!!!! Sad!!!!

— DonaId J. Trump (@SportsTalkBarry) February 21, 2019

frogbs, Thursday, 21 February 2019 04:36 (six years ago)

^ why bother? it's not DJ Trump. it's not funny.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 21 February 2019 04:51 (six years ago)

sp0rts talk b3rry is bad.

coach k said it's a mild strain so kev you might be in luck. altho if im zion im not playing another minute of college ball.

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Thursday, 21 February 2019 04:53 (six years ago)

if im zion im flying to ny and getting my suit tailored and then i move into the green room for the draft until july where i am frozen in carbonite with a "fuck coach k" bumper sticker slapped on the side

you know who deserves sitewide mod privileges? (m bison), Thursday, 21 February 2019 05:16 (six years ago)

otm

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Thursday, 21 February 2019 05:49 (six years ago)

Duke freshman sensation Zion Williamson was forced out of Wednesday night's game against rival North Carolina after just 36 seconds with what Blue Devils coach Mike Krzyzewski called a "mild knee sprain."

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 February 2019 16:12 (six years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dz8Hc0TX4AAgz-r.jpg

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 February 2019 16:13 (six years ago)

pretty remarkable that even his injuries are somehow ridiculously athletic and impressive

we're far from the challops now (voodoo chili), Thursday, 21 February 2019 16:30 (six years ago)

this is low key the funniest basketball subplot in a while

Paul George on Zion Williamson’s injury and situation with his shoes, says he talked with Nike to find out what went wrong: pic.twitter.com/pJ3N6CEdMj

— Royce Young (@royceyoung) February 21, 2019

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:33 (six years ago)

someone said zion needs to wear lebrons since lebron is also very powerful and imo that makes sense

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:49 (six years ago)

hoping he makes a point of signing a shoe deal with non-nike and this remains a thing forever

mookieproof, Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:54 (six years ago)

lol yeah needs to happen

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 February 2019 19:55 (six years ago)

reading this thread from the beginning in one shot is sooooooo sad

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 21 February 2019 20:16 (six years ago)

Montage of exploding Nike shoes (Manu, Bogut, Wroten, Gordon, Zion) pic.twitter.com/FuXH2qqSiv

— David Astramskas (@redapples) February 21, 2019

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Friday, 22 February 2019 02:31 (six years ago)

lol manu skidmark

lag∞n, Friday, 22 February 2019 03:38 (six years ago)

I never liked Nikes as actual athletic or workout shoes, quality always seemed a little weak to me, not that I ever played at the intensity to cause a blowout like that.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 22 February 2019 04:53 (six years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.espn.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/26237677/zion-astonishing-slam-index

mookieproof, Thursday, 14 March 2019 15:28 (six years ago)

its like im always saying "the famous dunk is the best shot"

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 March 2019 16:27 (six years ago)

its what we math nerds in the basketball world call "a good high percentage shot"

you know who deserves sitewide mod privileges? (m bison), Thursday, 14 March 2019 16:31 (six years ago)

Yeah that's the argument I always pull out against "old school fundamentals" dorks. Dunking is like the most fundamental thing you can do. But it seems like the old school fundamentals dork is a dying breed.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 14 March 2019 16:33 (six years ago)

dunks not being worth 3 points is the real crime.

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Thursday, 14 March 2019 16:51 (six years ago)

dunk judges on the sideline deciding how many pts the dunks are worth

you know who deserves sitewide mod privileges? (m bison), Thursday, 14 March 2019 16:59 (six years ago)

teams start drawing up out of timeout 360 alleyoops to get the 5 pter and win the game

you know who deserves sitewide mod privileges? (m bison), Thursday, 14 March 2019 17:00 (six years ago)

haha im down. at least try it out in the all star game... midrange jumpers by ya boy lamarcus are negative 2 if he misses, 0 for a make.

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Thursday, 14 March 2019 17:42 (six years ago)

im fighting you

you know who deserves sitewide mod privileges? (m bison), Thursday, 14 March 2019 17:45 (six years ago)

lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 March 2019 17:48 (six years ago)

anyway rumor is LA and dame have patched things up and have discussed a reunion in portland so who knows

you know who deserves sitewide mod privileges? (m bison), Thursday, 14 March 2019 17:49 (six years ago)

knicks are gonna get this guy for real huh

ciderpress, Thursday, 14 March 2019 18:35 (six years ago)

they only have a 15% chance iirc

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 March 2019 18:36 (six years ago)

their ping pong balls are already in the fridge

ciderpress, Thursday, 14 March 2019 18:38 (six years ago)

i am really worried about zion that he is going to have his career cut short by hitting his head on the roof of a stadium too hard

they're not booing you, sir, they're shouting "Boo'd Up" (Will M.), Thursday, 14 March 2019 20:16 (six years ago)

he might jump into outer space and suffocate

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 March 2019 20:18 (six years ago)

Zion is playing tonight!

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Thursday, 14 March 2019 23:24 (six years ago)

11/11 from the field so far

circles, Friday, 15 March 2019 02:53 (six years ago)

lol, boeheim's kid is hoisting

circles, Friday, 15 March 2019 02:53 (six years ago)

zion should punch reddish and jones every time they shoot

mookieproof, Friday, 15 March 2019 02:55 (six years ago)

otm

lag∞n, Friday, 15 March 2019 02:58 (six years ago)

he’s 12-12 from the field with 5 steals (and should have been credited with another a minute ago)

k3vin k., Friday, 15 March 2019 03:07 (six years ago)

I’m at a party rn with someone who is arguing very strenuously that barrett is a better prospect than zion and my head is about to explode

k3vin k., Friday, 15 March 2019 03:08 (six years ago)

lol some people

lag∞n, Friday, 15 March 2019 03:09 (six years ago)

feel like its underrated how rare it is for a freshman to dominate, like the last couple before zion were prob brow and kd, and zion has been much better than either of them

lag∞n, Friday, 15 March 2019 03:11 (six years ago)

I’m at a party rn with someone who is arguing very strenuously that barrett is a better prospect than zion and my head is about to explode

― k3vin k., Thursday, March 14, 2019 11:08 PM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i barely even follow these guys and still lol

call all destroyer, Friday, 15 March 2019 03:18 (six years ago)

theres always one

you know who deserves sitewide mod privileges? (m bison), Friday, 15 March 2019 03:41 (six years ago)

did our big special boy do good tonight

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 15 March 2019 04:55 (six years ago)

well shit

29 points on 13-for-13 shooting with 14 rebounds, five steals and a block

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 15 March 2019 04:56 (six years ago)

P good imo

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Friday, 15 March 2019 06:03 (six years ago)

the only reason I can see why someone would favor Barrett as a pro is that there are already a ton of great players in the league who look and play like Barrett, whereas Zion doesn't have nearly as many (or maybe any) ideal comps. but then you remember guys like Ben Simmons and Giannis who are doing just fine as freak outliers.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, 15 March 2019 17:34 (six years ago)

I have this nagging feeling that I don't want the Knicks to get him because Dolan doesn't deserve anything good and they'll probably just fuck it up somehow anyway.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 15 March 2019 17:37 (six years ago)

he could be cool on the Bulls. Zion + LeVine + Lauri + Porter is pretty intriguing.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, 15 March 2019 18:00 (six years ago)

oh and i forgot Wendell Carter! that's a solid young five.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, 15 March 2019 18:01 (six years ago)

zion to bulls would be legit

you know who deserves sitewide mod privileges? (m bison), Friday, 15 March 2019 18:09 (six years ago)

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A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 15 March 2019 18:32 (six years ago)

yeah i support that

lag∞n, Friday, 15 March 2019 18:49 (six years ago)

watching zion

lag∞n, Saturday, 16 March 2019 02:48 (six years ago)

the classic rivalry

lag∞n, Saturday, 16 March 2019 02:56 (six years ago)

i too am indulging in some zion

call all destroyer, Saturday, 16 March 2019 02:59 (six years ago)

cant take my eyes off zion

lag∞n, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:00 (six years ago)

who is zion

Clay, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:01 (six years ago)

our big beautiful son

lag∞n, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:02 (six years ago)

Zion is the whole March madness he’s all we need

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:03 (six years ago)

there is no ncaa only zion

lag∞n, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:05 (six years ago)

hes made like 3 or four insane plays since i started posting itt

lag∞n, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:05 (six years ago)

wonder what kinda numbers hed be putting up in the nba this season

lag∞n, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:09 (six years ago)

It’s crazy that Barrett and Reddish are super elite prospects that people are penciling in as future nba all stars and Zion renders them completely anonymous

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:09 (six years ago)

yes they look extremely lame compared to him

lag∞n, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:10 (six years ago)

I got two degrees from UNC. He’s the first duke player I’ve liked...ever? Idk what do do with these feelings

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:11 (six years ago)

Why are they running plays or passing the ball just give to Zion and clear out coach K is trash

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:12 (six years ago)

i want duke to win the chip so zion will be happy

lag∞n, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:12 (six years ago)

srsly xp

lag∞n, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:12 (six years ago)

tuning in 2 zion now i have been convinced

Clay, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:15 (six years ago)

Can’t even hate duke like I used to anymore they’re just a g league team w a famous coach now

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:15 (six years ago)

yeah just another kentucky

lag∞n, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:16 (six years ago)

i want duke to win the chip so zion will be happy

same

mookieproof, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:22 (six years ago)

hmm lol

lag∞n, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:25 (six years ago)

Can’t even hate duke like I used to anymore they’re just a g league team w a famous coach now

― but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Friday, March 15, 2019 11:15 PM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

coach k still manages to roll out a grayson allen now and then tho

lag∞n, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:26 (six years ago)

Lol true

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:27 (six years ago)

i suggest giving the ball to zion now

lag∞n, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:28 (six years ago)

weird it worked

lag∞n, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:30 (six years ago)

this is not a new observation but zion's leaping ability is crazy

call all destroyer, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:31 (six years ago)

literally theres never been anything like it

lag∞n, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:32 (six years ago)

how soon until we hear rumors of juice?

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:33 (six years ago)

If he decides to juice he’ll just jump over the rim for fun

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:35 (six years ago)

since he's a basketball player i'm guessing never?

call all destroyer, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:36 (six years ago)

its more likely hes a god tbh not sure if they can test for that

lag∞n, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:37 (six years ago)

he's just a huge bouncy kid with a decent feel for the game, it's actually refreshing

call all destroyer, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:38 (six years ago)

I keep thinking one of these days his damn tibia is going to do what his shoe did

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:39 (six years ago)

I mean his name is Zion.... the kingdom of heaven

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:40 (six years ago)

he has an amazing feel for the game tbh, like hes a str8 baller, wld be good even if he wasnt the most freakish athlete ever

lag∞n, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:40 (six years ago)

Hopefully his bones and ligaments are built like lebrons

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:41 (six years ago)

hes mega burly so thats good

lag∞n, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:44 (six years ago)

no assists tonight. he's learning

mookieproof, Saturday, 16 March 2019 03:52 (six years ago)

I have one word folks...

“zion”

Clay, Saturday, 16 March 2019 04:40 (six years ago)

this is a very good thread about our future warrior emperor zion "zion" williamson

you know who deserves sitewide mod privileges? (m bison), Saturday, 16 March 2019 04:52 (six years ago)

He’s going to the warriors????

Jeff, Saturday, 16 March 2019 18:39 (six years ago)

hahah that could never happen

*may 14, 2019*

adam silver: and the number one selection goes in the 2019 nba draft goes to
*opens envelope*
the gold--
*closes envelope*
there must be some sort of mist--

pricewaterhousecoopers chairman robert moritz: there is no error, mr. silver

you know who deserves sitewide mod privileges? (m bison), Saturday, 16 March 2019 18:44 (six years ago)

i havent seen someone this big move this well since shaq, and even college shaq seemed like he had room to grow *physically* like zion could still get BIGGER and he's already enormous

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 16 March 2019 18:52 (six years ago)

Zion with an absolute dime on the fastball bounce pass to Tre Jones pic.twitter.com/IyyfQ29NqO

— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) March 17, 2019

circles, Sunday, 17 March 2019 01:53 (six years ago)

Siccck pass

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Sunday, 17 March 2019 03:52 (six years ago)

he is christ

lag∞n, Sunday, 17 March 2019 04:09 (six years ago)

i let out a really embarrassing yelp when i was watching the game and he made that pass

circles, Sunday, 17 March 2019 04:22 (six years ago)

nice

lag∞n, Sunday, 17 March 2019 04:23 (six years ago)

I should not say this in a public forum but of my many gorgeous sons he is my favorite

Clay, Sunday, 17 March 2019 05:07 (six years ago)

congratulations to zion for single handedly winning the acc championship and receiving the trophy awarded just to him not the team which is unprecedented

lag∞n, Sunday, 17 March 2019 05:25 (six years ago)

kinda regret no longer caring about college hoops

lol imagine him playing four years as in days of yore

mookieproof, Sunday, 17 March 2019 07:58 (six years ago)

our big beautiful son

― lag∞n, Friday, March 15, 2019 11:02 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

uh excuse me

his last name isn't lag∞nson

it's williamson

don't try to take this away from me

they're not booing you, sir, they're shouting "Boo'd Up" (Will M.), Sunday, 17 March 2019 18:56 (six years ago)

we all just want whats best for zion

lag∞n, Monday, 18 March 2019 02:19 (six years ago)

can i just say that i think its cute that you non-dads all want zion to be your son but friends he already has a dad

you know who deserves sitewide mod privileges? (m bison), Monday, 18 March 2019 02:21 (six years ago)

im his dad

lag∞n, Monday, 18 March 2019 02:23 (six years ago)

don't you dare tell me who is and is not my son

Clay, Monday, 18 March 2019 02:40 (six years ago)

otm

lag∞n, Monday, 18 March 2019 02:45 (six years ago)

we are taking this shit to maury

you know who deserves sitewide mod privileges? (m bison), Monday, 18 March 2019 02:49 (six years ago)

really when you think about it aren't we all fathers and aren't we all sons?

call all destroyer, Monday, 18 March 2019 02:51 (six years ago)

not of each other!!!!!!!!!!

you know who deserves sitewide mod privileges? (m bison), Monday, 18 March 2019 03:00 (six years ago)

I've heard that success has a thousand fathers, but failure is an orphan. zion is a huge success and therefore it stands to reason that he could have a much larger number of fathers.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 18 March 2019 03:36 (six years ago)

he has many fathers of which i am one

lag∞n, Monday, 18 March 2019 03:37 (six years ago)

i just made dinner for zion because he is a member of my family

Clay, Monday, 18 March 2019 03:43 (six years ago)

yes yes he has a real dad and it isn't me but i just... i just want him to be ok and safe is that SO WRONG

they're not booing you, sir, they're shouting "Boo'd Up" (Will M.), Monday, 18 March 2019 14:13 (six years ago)

Everything he does is a highlight

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Saturday, 23 March 2019 00:26 (six years ago)

OK THEN, ZION! 😳#MarchMadness pic.twitter.com/JINUjeCjze

— NCAA March Madness (@marchmadness) March 23, 2019

Neus Anneus (voodoo chili), Saturday, 23 March 2019 00:30 (six years ago)

jesus

k3vin k., Saturday, 23 March 2019 03:32 (six years ago)

btw, ja morant yesterday!!

k3vin k., Saturday, 23 March 2019 03:33 (six years ago)

ive begun to think of the tourney as "who would i like to see zion dunk on"

lag∞n, Saturday, 23 March 2019 04:57 (six years ago)

tacko obv

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 23 March 2019 20:12 (six years ago)

yeah

lag∞n, Sunday, 24 March 2019 02:27 (six years ago)

one concern I have about drafting Zion Williamson is he might accidentally jump into orbit someday pic.twitter.com/oxJGQsA3lT

— Kevin O'Connor (@KevinOConnorNBA) March 30, 2019

lag∞n, Saturday, 30 March 2019 03:12 (six years ago)

agreed

I’d really like to see Zion wind up with the Hawks because he and Trae Young would be a delightful combination.

— Paul Flannery (@Pflanns) March 30, 2019

lag∞n, Saturday, 30 March 2019 03:28 (six years ago)

Against Virginia Tech he's playing like he's not very interested in playing unless he sees a chance to add to his highlight reel. Otherwise he's just marking time out there. nagl, imo.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 30 March 2019 03:34 (six years ago)

idk since i turned this on he's had a sick block on a play where the guy thought he beat him as well as a sweet drive and layup

call all destroyer, Saturday, 30 March 2019 03:40 (six years ago)

yup. sick blocks go into the highlight reel. sweet drives, too. he probably had about 8 or 9 really excellent plays in this game to add to his collection. it's not like he played badly. he didn't. he played more like he knew he could turn on the jets if he had to and instantly make up the difference between being fully engaged and a bit lackadaisical.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 30 March 2019 04:15 (six years ago)

dude you are so wrong. I haven’t seen a player with zion’s motor in a long time

k3vin k., Saturday, 30 March 2019 04:18 (six years ago)

really? are you watching the NCAA tournament? the players may not be NBA talent, but, good lord, they burn through energy like four year olds on a sugar rush. they all have motors.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 30 March 2019 04:25 (six years ago)

ok, a serious NBA prospect. there is absolutely no question about his motor — it’s one of his biggest strengths imo

k3vin k., Saturday, 30 March 2019 04:26 (six years ago)

zion can be in the nba but first he needs a good scolding lol

lag∞n, Saturday, 30 March 2019 04:31 (six years ago)

my main concern with the NBA is that they let/make him put ZION on the back of his jersey

mookieproof, Saturday, 30 March 2019 04:32 (six years ago)

I will tarnish the name of the first announcer who calls him williamson

Clay, Saturday, 30 March 2019 04:37 (six years ago)

classic aimless

mookieproof, Saturday, 30 March 2019 04:43 (six years ago)

shame about carolina tho

mookieproof, Saturday, 30 March 2019 04:45 (six years ago)

aimless what on earth! I read your post before I watched the game and was looking for any semblance of what you were on about and found nothing.

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Saturday, 30 March 2019 05:43 (six years ago)

Since January 8th, Zion Williamson is shooting 40.5% from 3 on 2.3 attempts per game

— Zach Milner (@ZachMilner13) March 30, 2019


Promising

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Saturday, 30 March 2019 06:03 (six years ago)

looking for any semblance of what you were on about and found nothing

OK. But I took a look at the box score a minute ago. He played all 40 minutes. He had off-the-chart offensive numbers: 11-14, with 1-2 from 3pt. Also 3 blocks. Exciting stuff!

But he only took one FT, had 1 assist, and for a big man 6 rebounds in 40 minutes is not exactly bad, but not an indicator of extraordinary effort. This kind of supports my impression that he's a human highlight machine, but between highlights he was not exactly dogging it last night, but not really putting out his full effort either - which is what I thought I said to begin with.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 30 March 2019 17:29 (six years ago)

1) he wasn't getting fouled because the defense was just getting out of the way once he was in position.
2) in the 6 minutes i watched he tossed a couple of great passes to open shooters, but they missed because the rest of the team sucks. saw a dude shoot an airball *past* the basket on a corner 3.

he didn't seem to be in great rebounding position at times but i'm not sure it was an effort issue.

call all destroyer, Saturday, 30 March 2019 18:14 (six years ago)

playing all 40 minutes is pretty taxing I’m sure...

k3vin k., Saturday, 30 March 2019 20:04 (six years ago)

if he were *really* trying he'd have had more than three fouls, smh

mookieproof, Saturday, 30 March 2019 20:29 (six years ago)

duke college has failed to live up to my beautiful sons high standards

lag∞n, Sunday, 31 March 2019 23:24 (six years ago)

suing duke for giving my son a bad grade aka not winning the tournament his prospects are ruined

gbx, Sunday, 31 March 2019 23:41 (six years ago)

i want Zion to fail bc I want bill simmons predictions to fail.

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 1 April 2019 00:46 (six years ago)

Coach K on the hot seat

Zion is going to return to college as player/coach

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 1 April 2019 01:27 (six years ago)

also I'm pissed it's looking promising I might be able to get a free ticket to the final four and I wanted to see him

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 1 April 2019 01:28 (six years ago)

could be cool to see the players that won games

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 1 April 2019 02:03 (six years ago)

i want Zion to fail bc I want bill simmons predictions to fail.

― say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, March 31, 2019 8:46 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

zion will not fail if anything ppl dont know how good he really is

lag∞n, Monday, 1 April 2019 02:06 (six years ago)

Zion has "epochal star player" written all over him as a freshman as much as Wilt, Kareem, Shaq, or Lebron (had he ever gone to college).

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 1 April 2019 02:44 (six years ago)

I don't understand college basketball. Does this mean no more Zion til next nba season??

Fetchboy, Monday, 1 April 2019 03:24 (six years ago)

no more Zion til next nba season??

Yes.

Zion's college team lost today. Before that college team plays any more games, Zion will enter the NBA draft and be drafted at #1. Then, come late October, if he's healthy, he'll begin to play NBA games for his new team.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 1 April 2019 03:31 (six years ago)

xpost wha?

alpine static, Monday, 1 April 2019 06:19 (six years ago)

Feels wrong.

Fetchboy, Monday, 1 April 2019 15:23 (six years ago)

LET. ZION. PLAY.

lag∞n, Monday, 1 April 2019 15:46 (six years ago)

Zion is on the wolves now

haha I got u April foolz

Clay, Monday, 1 April 2019 16:08 (six years ago)

damn

lag∞n, Monday, 1 April 2019 16:11 (six years ago)

realized if he never learns to shoot he wld still be extremely good in a giannis like role w a shooting 5

lag∞n, Monday, 1 April 2019 16:13 (six years ago)

five months pass...

the legend grows

“He literally broke the club!”

Grown. Man. Strength. 💪@Zionwilliamson pic.twitter.com/uRd3cV6WX6

— New Orleans Pelicans (@PelicansNBA) September 13, 2019

big city slam (Spottie), Friday, 13 September 2019 18:25 (five years ago)

Super normal stuff. Just a strong guy

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 14 September 2019 19:01 (five years ago)

what a freak

k3vin k., Saturday, 14 September 2019 19:56 (five years ago)

one month passes...

i think this guy is a pretty good basketball player

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 05:12 (five years ago)

Trying to decide how high I should draft him in fantasy

de-mamba mentality (Spottie), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 06:24 (five years ago)

he is #1 in our hearts so you should take him #1

Clay, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 06:37 (five years ago)

its only right

de-mamba mentality (Spottie), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 06:48 (five years ago)

otm

lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 16:37 (five years ago)

hes gonna average like 20-7-3 on 60% shooting but prob miss some games cause hes not in great shape and has never experienced "the rigors of an nba season"

lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 16:41 (five years ago)

coudl see him leading the league in steals hunting those fast break dunks

de-mamba mentality (Spottie), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 16:50 (five years ago)

its true he is very good at steals

lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 16:51 (five years ago)

shd get many blocks too one wld think

lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 16:51 (five years ago)

woudl think he'd be able to average 1.5 blocks per game pretty easy but he may need to stay planted NBA players are smart at drawing fouls.

de-mamba mentality (Spottie), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 16:53 (five years ago)

he so explosive he cld wait for them to shoot and still get there, may take some time tho

lag∞n, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 16:58 (five years ago)

Trying to decide how high I should draft him in fantasy

The downside risk is vanishingly small compared to the upside potential. I'd take him first for fantasy, higher than Kawhi rn, if only because Kawhi regulates his output and will sit out regular season games to give his body a break. Zion is young, durable, and eager to dazzle the league every night.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 17:08 (five years ago)

im thinking 2nd/3rd round but no way i draft him over kawhi. depends where my draft position is but its pretty rare a rookie ends up in the top 40 fantasy rankings after a full season

de-mamba mentality (Spottie), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 17:20 (five years ago)

Where would you have taken Shaq in his rookie year? O'Neal averaged 23.4 points on 56.2% shooting, 13.9 rebounds, and 3.5 blocks per game for his rookie season.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 17:25 (five years ago)

idk

de-mamba mentality (Spottie), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 17:29 (five years ago)

Zion isn't gonna avg anything close to those numbers cmon now

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 19:07 (five years ago)

Shaq had 3 yrs of NCAA experience leading up to his rookie year

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 19:10 (five years ago)

I doubt he'll average 13.5 rebounds, but Zion is going to get the ball in his hands nearly every time down the floor and his point production will be high. With his off-the-charts athleticism his steals and blocks will be high, too. Rookie or not, the Pellies will be built around him from day one.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 19:17 (five years ago)

21/10/5 would be enough for ROY and realistic i think depending on how beat up he gets

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 19:35 (five years ago)

If they play Zion more than 35 minutes per game then they are incompetent

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 20:51 (five years ago)

0 blks in 4 preseason games. You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 21:06 (five years ago)

knee flaring up already??? hope its nothing

de-mamba mentality (Spottie), Thursday, 17 October 2019 23:16 (five years ago)

Bo Jackson

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 18 October 2019 02:13 (five years ago)

DONT

i'm not a government man; i'm a government, man. (m bison), Friday, 18 October 2019 02:14 (five years ago)

mods

Clay, Friday, 18 October 2019 02:21 (five years ago)

yellow card dammit

mookieproof, Friday, 18 October 2019 02:23 (five years ago)

Zion simply doesn't want to embarrass his friend RJ.

Fetchboy, Friday, 18 October 2019 02:27 (five years ago)

yellow card dammit

― mookieproof, Thursday, October 17, 2019 9:23 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

thy will be zion

i'm not a government man; i'm a government, man. (m bison), Friday, 18 October 2019 02:51 (five years ago)

New Orleans rookie Zion Williamson will undergo further evaluations on right knee today and possibly tomorrow, but the organization is relieved the forward has avoided any major longterm issues, league sources tell Yahoo Sports.

— Chris Haynes (@ChrisBHaynes) October 18, 2019

good but like... this is concerning

was reading a thing saying he has knee valgus too

de-mamba mentality (Spottie), Friday, 18 October 2019 16:08 (five years ago)

A severe injury has been ruled out for Zion Williamson’s right knee, but he is expected to miss period of weeks to start regular season, league sources tell ESPN. Pels are clearly treating injury with an abundance of caution but there’s no shortage of confidence on full recovery.

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) October 18, 2019


they gotta flex New Orleans off national TV games for any game zion is out

de-mamba mentality (Spottie), Friday, 18 October 2019 16:31 (five years ago)

:[

lag∞n, Friday, 18 October 2019 16:54 (five years ago)

Barkley would miss 15-20 games most seasons. I guess maybe that was partly because he was drunk all the time but

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 18 October 2019 17:21 (five years ago)

weird I just saw a video from a bone doctor basically arguing that Zion's destiny is to be perpetually injured and will most likely tear his ACL at some point

frogbs, Friday, 18 October 2019 17:26 (five years ago)

that's a grim oden

omar little, Friday, 18 October 2019 17:52 (five years ago)

*omen

omar little, Friday, 18 October 2019 17:52 (five years ago)

lollll

lag∞n, Friday, 18 October 2019 18:02 (five years ago)

zion shd lose some weight imo

lag∞n, Friday, 18 October 2019 18:03 (five years ago)

sad lol xp

de-mamba mentality (Spottie), Friday, 18 October 2019 18:03 (five years ago)

haha what a slip

call all destroyer, Friday, 18 October 2019 18:51 (five years ago)

Ladies call me the bone doctor

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 18 October 2019 19:00 (five years ago)

the world is a dark, shitty place

k3vin k., Saturday, 19 October 2019 00:24 (five years ago)

did everyone already forget that the pels are cursed

ciderpress, Saturday, 19 October 2019 00:27 (five years ago)

brow was an iron man relative to the norm on that team

ciderpress, Saturday, 19 October 2019 00:27 (five years ago)

didn't griffin bring in a whole new medical staff

Clay, Saturday, 19 October 2019 00:48 (five years ago)

he stole someone key from the phoenix operation iirc

call all destroyer, Saturday, 19 October 2019 00:49 (five years ago)

four weeks pass...

.@ZionWilliamson rocking “Ray Allen” Air Jordan 7s tonight.
📸: @LayneMurdochJr pic.twitter.com/bdHU5TTwFV

— Complex Sneakers (@ComplexSneakers) November 15, 2019

de-mamba mentality (Spottie), Sunday, 17 November 2019 05:35 (five years ago)

he is a big dude

k3vin k., Sunday, 17 November 2019 22:55 (five years ago)

Love how tiny his face looks in that shot

de-mamba mentality (Spottie), Sunday, 17 November 2019 22:58 (five years ago)

four weeks pass...

beginning to wonder if we are going to see him play this season.

de-mamba mentality (Spottie), Monday, 16 December 2019 17:37 (five years ago)

Woj tweeted this (upthread) on Oct 18, about nine weeks ago:

"A severe injury has been ruled out for Zion Williamson’s right knee, but he is expected to miss period of weeks to start regular season"

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 16 December 2019 17:39 (five years ago)

8 weeks was the far end of the prognosis

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 16 December 2019 17:49 (five years ago)

From Dec 5: https://www.nola.com/sports/pelicans/article_af339a8a-17d1-11ea-aa2f-0b6c0a7fe8db.html

New Orleans Pelicans executive David Griffin, chatting with Fox Sports New Orleans broadcasters Joel Meyers and Antonio Daniels during the start of the second quarter of the team's home game versus the Phoenix Suns, said everything in Zion's rehab is still going according to the team's six- to eight-week recovery timeline, noting that "we were at six weeks three days ago. He continues to progress, he's progressing very well," Griffin said. "He feels very good about his process.

"Eight weeks is several days from now. If we get outside of that, it will be because he hasn't met the metrics for return to play that are laid out for him and every player on our team. He will not be treated any differently in terms of the return to play metrics."

Griffin's latest comments come in light of a recent report from TNT's Kristen Ledlow, which said Williamson would not return within the eight-week window the team initially projected for his return post-surgery. The report caused a stir among the Pelicans' fanbase, with some accusations of the team not being transparent about Williamson's timeline, as well as fans being sold on promises the team has not been able to keep.

Griffin, however, shrugged those comments off — suggesting that some within the organization believe him to be "too transparent" when it comes to dispersing information. He also said the timeline for Williamson's return hasn't changed, saying Ledlow's report likely stemmed from comments he made earlier in the season during a local ESPN Radio interview.

"What she's referring to is comments that I've made where I have said if he hits those metrics in seven weeks — fine," Griffin said. "If he hits those metrics in 10 weeks — fine. We don't care when that is, but he's not getting on the court until he proves to us he's healthy, no matter what it is he wants to do."


IOW, progress, process, no promises

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 16 December 2019 17:59 (five years ago)

8 weeks is tomorrow i think and he hasn't done any bball activity yet

de-mamba mentality (Spottie), Monday, 16 December 2019 18:03 (five years ago)

I know the Pels have a lot of problems that 1 Zion won't fix but they've lost a bunch of games by close margins due to the offense getting bogged down in the final minutes. If the Zion that dazzled in the preseason had been in even just at the end of those games it'd be reasonable to think they'd be above .500

Fetchboy, Monday, 16 December 2019 18:31 (five years ago)

yeah, i've been watching a lot of their games and they're really a team that's close to being competitive

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 16 December 2019 19:01 (five years ago)

could def be next year's equiv of what the mavs are doing this year

ciderpress, Monday, 16 December 2019 19:19 (five years ago)

I just wish Lonzo was like 10% better

frogbs, Monday, 16 December 2019 19:22 (five years ago)

Yes, an increase of 10% in his TS% is what his game cries out for.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 16 December 2019 19:24 (five years ago)

I feel like he’s out for the season and they’re being super sleazy about it

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 16 December 2019 22:22 (five years ago)

same

de-mamba mentality (Spottie), Monday, 16 December 2019 22:33 (five years ago)

if so, what's the endgame there? i get that they would do that to sell tickets but if he's not in there for a month do Pelicans execs just throw up their hands and go "aw shucks, ya got us"? seems like a definite way to alienate your fanbase for years.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 03:19 (five years ago)

The fans will come back because Zion will be there.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 17 December 2019 14:24 (five years ago)

definitely getting the impression that there's more to the story but the Pels may not know exactly what it is yet

frogbs, Tuesday, 17 December 2019 14:49 (five years ago)

mb theyre trying to get him to lose weight

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 December 2019 15:29 (five years ago)

that seems likely as well. they are all prob scared out of their minds to be the one to clear him to play

de-mamba mentality (Spottie), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 15:36 (five years ago)

wonder how much the Kevin Durant thing shook these guys

frogbs, Tuesday, 17 December 2019 15:44 (five years ago)

Zion just as a physical being is very 🤔

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 17 December 2019 20:00 (five years ago)

seemed like the Pels got really screwed last night by a clear shot-clock violation that wasn't called and would have left them with 2-3 seconds left to inbound from halfcourt and try a GW shot. seemed like Gentry was completely oblivious but Antonio Daniels was freaking out on the broadcast.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 16:47 (five years ago)

Oh no

The Pelicans are reportedly trying to teach Zion how to walk and run differently in his rehab process https://t.co/Ipl9C4HJk7

— Sports Illustrated (@SInow) December 26, 2019

championship winning vibration (Spottie), Thursday, 26 December 2019 16:39 (five years ago)

never a good sign when theyre teaching you the basics of...walking

peloton for the painfully alone (m bison), Thursday, 26 December 2019 16:59 (five years ago)

idk if the pelicans are the right ppl to be doing this

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 December 2019 17:02 (five years ago)

it’s the famous suns trainer now at least.

i think this is good, sounds similar to what steph did to prevent chronic ankle issues.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 26 December 2019 17:06 (five years ago)

Yah may be a great thing but just side eying everything about him until he plays at this point

championship winning vibration (Spottie), Thursday, 26 December 2019 17:50 (five years ago)

I think they need to be open to the possibility that the way Zion runs is actually good for him

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 26 December 2019 18:12 (five years ago)

E.g. I’m pretty sure Lebron running like a duck is a key to his long term health

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 26 December 2019 18:13 (five years ago)

yeah its dicey to f w that sort of thing

lag∞n, Thursday, 26 December 2019 18:23 (five years ago)

I vaguely remember that Myles Turner raised his draft stock by learning to run

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 26 December 2019 22:48 (five years ago)

starting to think we might not see this guy this year

frogbs, Thursday, 26 December 2019 23:16 (five years ago)

he's scheduled for 5 on 5 drills in january. if we don't see him things are going really badly.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 26 December 2019 23:21 (five years ago)

Blake and Ben both missed their entire rookie campaigns so there is precedent.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, 27 December 2019 01:06 (five years ago)

except zion doesnt have a major injury...............

lag∞n, Friday, 27 December 2019 01:10 (five years ago)

depends how bad the meniscus tear was.

championship winning vibration (Spottie), Friday, 27 December 2019 01:16 (five years ago)

they said it was not bad but mb are lying, tbh i support just doing a year of getting in good shape doing whatever crazy kinesiology even if its not bad, just living the spa life

lag∞n, Friday, 27 December 2019 01:20 (five years ago)

mb bring him back for 20mins a night the last couple months just to get him some burn / give ppl what they need

lag∞n, Friday, 27 December 2019 01:21 (five years ago)

we deserve it

championship winning vibration (Spottie), Friday, 27 December 2019 01:27 (five years ago)

we may see him this month after all. full practice today and team is loosely targeting a January return

championship winning vibration (Spottie), Thursday, 2 January 2020 16:55 (five years ago)

big baby new year won't you bring me a thunderous dunk

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 2 January 2020 18:21 (five years ago)

Zion testing that knee with some alley-oops 👀 pic.twitter.com/cB9qD2tRpg

— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) January 4, 2020

k3vin k., Saturday, 4 January 2020 03:03 (five years ago)

Now we’re talking

championship winning vibration (Spottie), Saturday, 4 January 2020 03:13 (five years ago)

my friend and i bought tickets to boston/new orleans (next saturday) a while ago gambling that he'd be back....think we're just going to miss it : (

call all destroyer, Saturday, 4 January 2020 03:18 (five years ago)

drop step between the legs its time baby

Zion appears to be progressing well enough to go between the legs and slam at MSG in warmups (h/t @darrenelwood) pic.twitter.com/SA2BAGcEPi

— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) January 10, 2020

omg what did you type to find this gif? (Spottie), Friday, 10 January 2020 23:33 (five years ago)

Good god man

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 11 January 2020 00:20 (five years ago)

dammit zion, why don't you just play tomorrow for my personal benefit

call all destroyer, Saturday, 11 January 2020 02:20 (five years ago)

help a board out

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 January 2020 02:40 (five years ago)

jesus let the man play!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 11 January 2020 06:36 (five years ago)

this was a good read
https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/28485732/zion-williamson-preparation-preservation-no-precedent

omg what did you type to find this gif? (Spottie), Thursday, 16 January 2020 19:02 (five years ago)

yeah good stuff, i love all that technical athletic form how the body is aligned and so forth

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 January 2020 19:16 (five years ago)

me too

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 16 January 2020 19:22 (five years ago)

Specialists at P3 and elsewhere note that it's easier to repair such issues in younger players than older ones. One veteran Western Conference scout says recent reports for prospects have often included the phrase "tight hips."

"At first, I would kind of laugh at it," the scout says. "But now I notice it more and more often, especially when they move laterally while defending. A lot of these guys can't get low to the ground."

Ok so are there any theories as to why young guys today have this issue?

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 16 January 2020 19:23 (five years ago)

mb due to more sitting around, p well documented that kids spend more time indoors these days

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 January 2020 19:34 (five years ago)

kids need to get outside and play some damned four square

omg what did you type to find this gif? (Spottie), Thursday, 16 January 2020 19:50 (five years ago)

maybe not getting the calcium from hose water or the vitamin D from the streetlights

frogbs, Thursday, 16 January 2020 19:53 (five years ago)

facts

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 16 January 2020 19:53 (five years ago)

my parents still live in mid class suburban home I grew up in and man there's nooooobody ever playing outside. Was staying there few months ago and heard children's voices but that was from the grade school's recess ie the time they're forced to play outside

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 16 January 2020 19:55 (five years ago)

hello to basketballs favored son

Pregame Zion action. pic.twitter.com/v0Ld6554gc

— Andrew Lopez (@_Andrew_Lopez) January 20, 2020

lag∞n, Monday, 20 January 2020 21:01 (five years ago)

That was so much fun.

Fetchboy, Thursday, 23 January 2020 07:08 (five years ago)

👀Impressive numbers for #Zion's debut on ESPN (Fast Nationals from Nielsen):

📺2,357,000 viewers. Peaked w/2,777,000.

⬆️Viewership up 88% vs last year's comparable game.

🏀1.6 US rating, matching ESPN's highest-rated NBA game this season (Non-XMas). Up 100% year over year. pic.twitter.com/9ZSbz6zGQv

— Ben Cafardo (@Ben_ESPN) January 23, 2020

omg what did you type to find this gif? (Spottie), Thursday, 23 January 2020 19:19 (five years ago)

the savior

lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2020 19:22 (five years ago)

the NBA’s freak out over ratings this year is so obviously dumb

k3vin k., Thursday, 23 January 2020 23:30 (five years ago)

I think a much bigger worry is cable companies refusing to pay for RSNs

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 24 January 2020 14:55 (five years ago)

lol its literally the only reason i tolerate paying for cable tv

majority whip, majority nae nae (m bison), Friday, 24 January 2020 14:56 (five years ago)

Altitude TV still hasn’t resolved their fight with Comcast and I think a couple midwestern RSNs have died

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 24 January 2020 14:57 (five years ago)

might f around and post every zion game highlight vid until further notice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox9DxNyStxw

Thybulle on the Dash (Spottie), Saturday, 1 February 2020 07:19 (five years ago)

he grabs an alleyoop from behind the backboard and switches to his other hand and makes it somehow

Thybulle on the Dash (Spottie), Saturday, 1 February 2020 07:20 (five years ago)

duke steals it @ unc in ot after trailing like the entire game

johnny crunch, Sunday, 9 February 2020 02:07 (five years ago)

also i was watching the end of ark/missou & the announcersaid somethinglike "i need to apologize for the deeply offensive statement i made earlier abt college gymnastics" ? lmao what did dude say

johnny crunch, Sunday, 9 February 2020 02:09 (five years ago)

whoops meant this for the cbb thread obv

johnny crunch, Sunday, 9 February 2020 03:00 (five years ago)

Zion did some stuff 31-9-5-1. 14 fta

Thybulle on the Dash (Spottie), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 03:45 (five years ago)

+25

k3vin k., Wednesday, 12 February 2020 03:49 (five years ago)

What's highest fg% for a rookie averaging 15+ ppg? Shaq? Wilt?

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 04:50 (five years ago)

I can answer that question, Granny.
Deandre Ayton! 58.5%
Buck Williams 58.2
Zion 57.4
Shaq 56.2
Chris Webber 55.2

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 06:50 (five years ago)

In his rookie season in the ABA, Artis Gilmore averaged 24 ppg on 59.8%

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 15:58 (five years ago)

1st I remember being aware of Artis was in Guiness Book for highest career FG%

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 16:35 (five years ago)

Artis had the misfortune of being Kareem's exact contemporary, so he was always overshadowed.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 17:51 (five years ago)

Deandre Jordan gonna smash that record

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 20:11 (five years ago)

Isn’t gobert even better

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 22:46 (five years ago)

nah .670 vs .638

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 23:00 (five years ago)

zion posting in transition

Zion Williamson is here to save the Pelicans, and along the way, he just might save the low-post game, too. https://t.co/4rLrZo0cgI pic.twitter.com/1qZarE73yn

— Rob Mahoney (@RobMahoney) February 13, 2020

lag∞n, Thursday, 13 February 2020 19:14 (five years ago)

Cool. Has he been coached to do that or is it hoops instinct?

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 13 February 2020 19:22 (five years ago)

the article credits coaching but theres not any proof of it in there quotes or whatever

lag∞n, Thursday, 13 February 2020 19:25 (five years ago)

the one time my ex-D2 hooper friend wanted to make a point that I had no chance of guarding him if he played at >75% of his capabilities, he'd just sprint down court, get in the key, seal me off, and I was as helpless as a newborn

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 13 February 2020 19:34 (five years ago)

I miss PGs who would back down into the post, a la Magic. I guess Giannis does that fairly often huh.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 13 February 2020 19:40 (five years ago)

westbrook does it a little. chauncey was good at it iirc

Thybulle on the Dash (Spottie), Thursday, 13 February 2020 20:01 (five years ago)

oh yep Russ. Chauncey was who came to mind as one of the last to do it. Andre Miller too.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 13 February 2020 20:15 (five years ago)

gonna just keep upping his career high til he drops 100 hopefully
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv53nav7Eao

Thybulle on the Dash (Spottie), Friday, 14 February 2020 04:37 (five years ago)

He's even less comprehensible in person.
https://i.imgur.com/yQIli9nr.jpg

Fetchboy, Monday, 24 February 2020 04:49 (five years ago)

his ~10 game highlight reel is already better than most pros full career reel

Thybulle on the Dash (Spottie), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 16:29 (five years ago)

he does something truly astonishing several times a night

k3vin k., Wednesday, 26 February 2020 16:47 (five years ago)

The Beast of the Bayou.

🎵 'King of Terror' @CLanceEnemySoil pic.twitter.com/K0x3NBe2VE

— Dunk Comp (@dunk_comp) February 26, 2020

Thybulle on the Dash (Spottie), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 18:23 (five years ago)

his rebound over the top of dwight last night got me up out of my seat

Zion flying over Howard for this offensive rebound is SCARY athleticism ... pic.twitter.com/zUbkDpXViy

— Reed (@Reed_nba) February 26, 2020

Thybulle on the Dash (Spottie), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 18:25 (five years ago)

with all due respect what the fuck

Zion caught this like a WR1, then went bully ball 💪 pic.twitter.com/IubA5IbXdv

— ESPN (@espn) March 4, 2020

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 02:15 (five years ago)

that's......four guys

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 02:15 (five years ago)

utterly absurd

k3vin k., Wednesday, 4 March 2020 02:19 (five years ago)

like young shaq and young barkely melded into one

k3vin k., Wednesday, 4 March 2020 02:19 (five years ago)

zion goes where he wants to

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 02:26 (five years ago)

he's what we were looking for

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 03:08 (five years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ESU9VSgUMAANDzG?format=jpg&name=medium

Thybulle on the Dash (Spottie), Thursday, 5 March 2020 16:21 (five years ago)

lol wtf

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 5 March 2020 17:52 (five years ago)

reminds me of
http://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/2019/03/zion1-4.jpg

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 5 March 2020 17:54 (five years ago)

gravity is a social construct

Thybulle on the Dash (Spottie), Thursday, 5 March 2020 17:54 (five years ago)

a thread for pictures of floating zion is likely not too far in our future

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 5 March 2020 17:55 (five years ago)

wtf looks like a video game glitch

omar little, Thursday, 5 March 2020 18:10 (five years ago)

Zion and Doncic facing off, what a wonderful world

omar little, Thursday, 5 March 2020 18:10 (five years ago)

madness

HAIL MARY TO ZION pic.twitter.com/JhD7QEEuwH

— New Orleans Pelicans (@PelicansNBA) March 8, 2020

Thybulle on the Dash (Spottie), Sunday, 8 March 2020 23:16 (five years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.nba.com/video/2020/04/27/nba-together-ernie-johnson-joined-zion-williamson
seems like a nice kid who might need a bit more media training

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 1 May 2020 19:33 (five years ago)

eight months pass...

Remember when we used to be excited about our special boy

run for your lives pic.twitter.com/q8FRtwnmvD

— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) January 18, 2021

a nice controlled drift (Spottie), Monday, 18 January 2021 02:53 (four years ago)

our grand boy's still finding his feet in the nba. or maybe he's aware this is a cursed season that won't count for or against his eventual place.

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Monday, 18 January 2021 03:04 (four years ago)

22-9 55% 20 years old

lag∞n, Monday, 18 January 2021 03:06 (four years ago)

i'm still excited, except when it comes to watching literally everyone else on the pelicans

call all destroyer, Monday, 18 January 2021 03:08 (four years ago)

Yah that may be the problem.

a nice controlled drift (Spottie), Monday, 18 January 2021 03:13 (four years ago)

zion when he not throwing down thunderous dunks is the ultimate makes it look easy guy, catches the ball on the move and is at the rim for a layup, and it just looks like a play anyone couldve made but really its not

hes been the fastest to all the hundreds of points milestones since iverson and everyone is all i wonder if this guy is gonna do anything, hes played 35 games and averaged 20+pts the whole time

lag∞n, Monday, 18 January 2021 03:19 (four years ago)

Yah he’s basically a rookie

a nice controlled drift (Spottie), Monday, 18 January 2021 03:28 (four years ago)

i still enjoy watching both zion and new orleans, it's just very hit and miss right now for basketball in general right now

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Monday, 18 January 2021 03:33 (four years ago)

realized recently zion is like if zach randolph was, impossibly, a ballerina

Clay, Monday, 18 January 2021 03:37 (four years ago)

ha otm

lag∞n, Monday, 18 January 2021 03:48 (four years ago)

nine months pass...

Zion getting some work in before the game.

pic.twitter.com/mmhIDaqO9s

— Hoop Central (@TheHoopCentral) October 31, 2021

...not exactly looking ready yet. we miss ya z

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Sunday, 31 October 2021 17:16 (three years ago)

lookin good out there baby!

lag∞n, Sunday, 31 October 2021 18:01 (three years ago)

looking like an offensive tackle doing pre game drills u_u

J0rdan S., Sunday, 31 October 2021 18:08 (three years ago)

his body is just insane

mens rea activist (k3vin k.), Sunday, 31 October 2021 18:15 (three years ago)

god he was so fucking fun to watch, really hope there's more in the tank

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 31 October 2021 18:32 (three years ago)

This is making me sad

It's the Final Cluntdiwn (Spottie), Sunday, 31 October 2021 21:19 (three years ago)

i mean, he isn’t dead lol. he is going to be fun to watch the second he steps back on a court. he just needs to get in shape to be a much better basketball player and to have a long career

J0rdan S., Sunday, 31 October 2021 21:25 (three years ago)

hope there's more in the tank

zion i still a very young man and an incredible athlete. but he's a long way from being in nba game condition.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 31 October 2021 21:35 (three years ago)

i mean, he isn’t dead lol. he is going to be fun to watch the second he steps back on a court. he just needs to get in shape to be a much better basketball player and to have a long career


Right but he’s slippin the wrong way

It's the Final Cluntdiwn (Spottie), Sunday, 31 October 2021 21:42 (three years ago)

i mean nothing is written in stone but its def not a great sign

lag∞n, Sunday, 31 October 2021 22:08 (three years ago)

one month passes...

Leave bro alone😭 https://t.co/CB7LZPm4yS

— KENNY BEECHAM (@KOT4Q) December 6, 2021

Spottie, Monday, 6 December 2021 04:59 (three years ago)

I miss him

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 6 December 2021 22:13 (three years ago)

350 easy

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 15:46 (three years ago)

that pic is shopped fwiw

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 December 2021 15:47 (three years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPxiLf4JGM4

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 December 2021 18:18 (three years ago)

i guess the rumor is he’s about 330.

call all destroyer, Friday, 10 December 2021 19:04 (three years ago)

more to love

lag∞n, Friday, 10 December 2021 19:15 (three years ago)

maybe his vertical increases as his weight increases and he'll look like even more of a cyborg

Spottie, Friday, 10 December 2021 19:17 (three years ago)

two months pass...

is zion actually even alive? has anyone seen him? just a complete mystery... anecdotally at least

Griffin with an update on Zion: pic.twitter.com/5EeZHjExyV

— New Orleans Pelicans (@PelicansNBA) February 10, 2022

Spottie, Monday, 14 February 2022 18:00 (three years ago)

what we see antidotally is very good

lag∞n, Monday, 14 February 2022 18:01 (three years ago)

i agree things are looking good, anecdotally... maybe we'll get new news in a week, maybe two, maybe three!

Spottie, Monday, 14 February 2022 18:03 (three years ago)

zion is real trajan has met him antidotally and hes my friend

lag∞n, Monday, 14 February 2022 18:09 (three years ago)

David Griffin, Executive VP of Basketball Anecdotes

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 14 February 2022 18:16 (three years ago)

CJ McCollum to the TNT crew re: Zion communications:

"I haven't had conversations w/ him directly. I've spoken with some people close to him & look forward to sitting down with him sooner than later. I know about as much as you do right now but I'm gonna get to the bottom of it"

— Mason Ginsberg (@MasonGinsberg) February 20, 2022



My question above still stands…

Spottie, Sunday, 20 February 2022 03:46 (three years ago)

zion is out fighting crime somewhere

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 20 February 2022 06:36 (three years ago)

anecdotally, CJ has really enjoyed being zion’s teammate

auld gang syne (k3vin k.), Sunday, 20 February 2022 10:41 (three years ago)

lol oh no

Not sure Zion is gonna love the float they made for him at Mardi Gras @BarstoolNOLA
pic.twitter.com/XhFcajbfqn

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) February 26, 2022

lag∞n, Monday, 28 February 2022 18:09 (three years ago)

really good fanbase theyve got

Spottie, Monday, 28 February 2022 18:20 (three years ago)

Well, when he was drafted everyone was predicting that Zion was gonna be HUGE!!

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 28 February 2022 18:24 (three years ago)

i wonder if he texted cj yet

Spottie, Monday, 28 February 2022 18:34 (three years ago)

Pelicans say Zion Williamson's foot is showing improved bone healing. He will now progress to full weight-bearing exercises and basketball activities.

— Andrew Lopez (@_Andrew_Lopez) March 2, 2022

Spottie, Wednesday, 2 March 2022 21:08 (three years ago)

Finally!! Basketball activities!!

frogbs, Wednesday, 2 March 2022 21:33 (three years ago)

bearing weight

Spottie, Wednesday, 2 March 2022 21:34 (three years ago)

love to heal my bones

k3vin k., Thursday, 3 March 2022 11:43 (three years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31tRvMlNMDw

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 March 2022 16:57 (three years ago)

TS: Zion's feet vs. Bill Walton's feet

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 3 March 2022 18:08 (three years ago)

apparenlty he's alive

My girls mom sent her this picture to show her the dogs, not even realizing that’s Zion 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/7X7peb5Dox

— Eric Ray (@EricRayweather) March 6, 2022

jammin on the dud (Spottie), Monday, 7 March 2022 21:35 (three years ago)

lol

lag∞n, Monday, 7 March 2022 21:38 (three years ago)

that man's ass is thicker than the head of a mastiff as proven by science

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 March 2022 07:43 (three years ago)

hes back and all smiles

Zion Williamson is back with the Pelicans and all smiles 😁

(via @PelicansNBA) pic.twitter.com/nb9ExfuaTT

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPointsApp) March 11, 2022

lag∞n, Friday, 11 March 2022 21:46 (three years ago)

he has returned to knock the lakers out of the play in

lag∞n, Friday, 11 March 2022 21:52 (three years ago)

love to see it

jammin on the dud (Spottie), Friday, 11 March 2022 22:26 (three years ago)

that first one is very “hey! so great to see you! remind me what your name is…?”

call all destroyer, Friday, 11 March 2022 23:30 (three years ago)

man

Zion Williamson is not expected to return to play this season, but he is making progress toward on-court work.

Sources tell @ShamsCharania: https://t.co/SXVmv7tzI1 pic.twitter.com/BZOxE5u9qu

— The Athletic (@TheAthletic) March 21, 2022

jammin on the dud (Spottie), Tuesday, 22 March 2022 05:30 (three years ago)

veering dangerously close to This Facial Expression

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Tuesday, 22 March 2022 17:11 (three years ago)

speaking of missing whole seasons, i had forgotten that ben simmons missed his first season after being drafted with the same fracture that zion has now

circles, Tuesday, 22 March 2022 22:33 (three years ago)

one month passes...

He’s so big there’s no way he can play until he loses like 20 lbs at least

Pelicans: Zion we can’t clear you to play

Zion: 😎 pic.twitter.com/TgD567ixXf

— Dr. Evan Jeffries, DPT (@GameInjuryDoc) April 25, 2022

jammin on the dud (Spottie), Monday, 25 April 2022 05:33 (three years ago)

three months pass...

Zion Williamson's new contract extension will require his weight and body fat percentage to add up to less than 295, per @cclark_13

Failure to meet this could reduce his guaranteed money. pic.twitter.com/vjCaqNQ33t

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) July 28, 2022

Spottie, Thursday, 28 July 2022 23:28 (three years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://www.gq.com/story/zion-williamson-naruto-profile

It's like there's a Republican party in my mouth and everyone's indicted (Leee), Monday, 15 August 2022 23:20 (three years ago)

Now I'm thinking of Zion writing a death note in midair just before he posterizes someone.

It's like there's a Republican party in my mouth and everyone's indicted (Leee), Monday, 15 August 2022 23:22 (three years ago)

I love him.

Jeff, Monday, 15 August 2022 23:44 (three years ago)

one month passes...

promising
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FdmEqsNWIAAHDH_?format=jpg&name=small

Spottie, Monday, 26 September 2022 16:43 (two years ago)

man now im pumped for zion season

Zion Williamson’s 1 year bosh transformation 😨💪 pic.twitter.com/iN4OuYNYbA

— Ingram Alerts (@IngramAlerts) September 30, 2022

Spottie, Friday, 30 September 2022 16:36 (two years ago)

you love to see it. this is exactly what needed to happen for him. let's hope he'll be as durable as lebron has been

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 30 September 2022 17:21 (two years ago)

Lol, Ingram Alerts 🚨

Jeff, Friday, 30 September 2022 17:44 (two years ago)

are we sure this isn't cgi
or maybe some sort of dall-e thing

“Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 2 October 2022 05:39 (two years ago)

excited for some new zion highlights this year

OKAY ZION 💪 pic.twitter.com/GEBrBYGqRb

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) October 5, 2022

Spottie, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 05:12 (two years ago)

one month passes...

dont think we hear enough about zion atm in the general nba landscape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzGT4LjS3I8

im a beacon of light (Spottie), Wednesday, 30 November 2022 00:21 (two years ago)

You know he’s cooking when he’s throwing 3/4 quart outlet passes to Garett Temple for a layup.

Jeff, Wednesday, 30 November 2022 00:23 (two years ago)

dont think we hear enough about zion atm in the general nba landscape

the more we think about zion the more he gets hurt ime

that left handed kickout from under the basket is Sick Stuff though

Clay, Wednesday, 30 November 2022 00:28 (two years ago)

Zion.

(📸: @LayneMurdochJr / @PelicansNBA) pic.twitter.com/b131ExhYER

— Andrew Lopez (@_Andrew_Lopez) December 1, 2022



This is an incredible photo.

Jeff, Thursday, 1 December 2022 02:02 (two years ago)

thats out guy

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 December 2022 02:04 (two years ago)

Whenever I see his highlights the thing that still surprises me is how much silk, finesse, and touch he has in his game.

Rabbity Gainsborough (Leee), Thursday, 1 December 2022 02:10 (two years ago)

hes a true baller

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 December 2022 02:13 (two years ago)

the raptors in that photo are literally rapt

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 1 December 2022 02:23 (two years ago)

its nice how all of them are in the shot

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 December 2022 02:25 (two years ago)

just me and the boys coming out to watch zion do dunks #thisisthelife

slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Thursday, 1 December 2022 02:47 (two years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/2O1ZQEc.png

https://i.imgur.com/krqtPPf.png

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 December 2022 02:51 (two years ago)

33 PTS
10 REB
5 AST
4 STL
2 BLK
12-15 FG

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 December 2022 03:22 (two years ago)

this dunk is nuts

ZION WILLIAMSON.

BACK TO BACK. pic.twitter.com/gjVYYRZT3N

— New Orleans Pelicans (@PelicansNBA) December 1, 2022

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 December 2022 03:25 (two years ago)

they trapped him lol did not work

Zion double-clutch dunk 🤯 pic.twitter.com/VPM5dMLLnG

— NBA TV (@NBATV) December 1, 2022

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 December 2022 03:30 (two years ago)

One more look at Zion's double-clutch jam.... probably won't be the last time either. 🤯 pic.twitter.com/Xoz0I4P108

— New Orleans Pelicans (@PelicansNBA) December 1, 2022



Different angle

Jeff, Thursday, 1 December 2022 03:40 (two years ago)

thats just not normal

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 December 2022 03:41 (two years ago)

got by two of the better defenders in the league too

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 December 2022 03:43 (two years ago)

Our beautiful boy is ballin

im a beacon of light (Spottie), Thursday, 1 December 2022 05:18 (two years ago)

Our long national nightmare is coming to an end.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 1 December 2022 05:22 (two years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/OYoCZYV.png

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 December 2022 20:51 (two years ago)

he's going stuff it on you is what's going to happen

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 1 December 2022 21:49 (two years ago)

cool that he realized hes the best dunker ever and also has the touch of an angel so why waste time shooting outside the paint

im a beacon of light (Spottie), Thursday, 1 December 2022 22:24 (two years ago)

giannis should study him

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 December 2022 22:37 (two years ago)

wonder when the last time someone scored 30+ without taking a shot outside the paint was

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 December 2022 22:43 (two years ago)

cant imagine zubac taking a shot outside the paint on his 31/29 game the other night

im a beacon of light (Spottie), Thursday, 1 December 2022 22:45 (two years ago)

its gotta be pretty rare tho. and obv the way they go about getting buckets is very different

im a beacon of light (Spottie), Thursday, 1 December 2022 23:58 (two years ago)

wild that he only took one shot outside of the restricted area

lag∞n, Friday, 2 December 2022 15:44 (two years ago)

assume shaq had many 30pt games all in the paint, but surely more rare in the modern era

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 2 December 2022 15:48 (two years ago)

best giannis has some

lag∞n, Friday, 2 December 2022 15:54 (two years ago)

shaq for sure, dwight prob a lot, giannis maybe but hes always fancied himself a J tho.

more likely theres a few per season like zubac where its just a center getting a bunch of o rebounds tips and dump off passes for dunks. wouldnt be surprised if guys like jarrett allen, drummond, deandre, whiteside or even gobert have done it in the last half decade or so.

the cool thing with zion is hes usually like full head of steam coming downhill and has all these unique angles off the glass.

im a beacon of light (Spottie), Friday, 2 December 2022 17:27 (two years ago)

yeah its mostly drives, the combo of nice handles defenders bouncing off of him and elite finishing skills is so sick

lag∞n, Friday, 2 December 2022 17:30 (two years ago)

the vertical leaping too of course

lag∞n, Friday, 2 December 2022 17:34 (two years ago)

yeah it really is the mixture of all the elements that make him special. we've had plenty of dunkers and high flyers but this is just something else completely.

im a beacon of light (Spottie), Friday, 2 December 2022 17:51 (two years ago)

he has really good feel for the game too hes not just a freak hes a true baller

lag∞n, Friday, 2 December 2022 18:08 (two years ago)

I hope he adds a Tim Duncan like bank shot to his bag.

Jeff, Friday, 2 December 2022 18:24 (two years ago)

that would be sweet. being able to steamroll over everyone and get to the cup is probably not conducive to focusing too much on your footwork, but he's got plenty of time, sky's the limit

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 2 December 2022 18:28 (two years ago)

whenever i read this thread i get the (great) lauryn hill sing stuck in my head then i find myself singing it and realize im singing it to zion williamson which is even better lol

lag∞n, Friday, 2 December 2022 19:08 (two years ago)

wonder if hes named after the song, didnt find any info by googleing but the timeline checks out the album came out in 98 he was born in 2000

lag∞n, Friday, 2 December 2022 19:09 (two years ago)

lol same xp. would not be surprised if that was the story behind his namesake

im a beacon of light (Spottie), Friday, 2 December 2022 19:57 (two years ago)

Maybe his rents are Rastas?

Rabbity Gainsborough (Leee), Saturday, 3 December 2022 00:44 (two years ago)

his family are big christians iirc

lag∞n, Saturday, 3 December 2022 01:00 (two years ago)

Zion Williamson.

Return to sender. 📬 pic.twitter.com/HyiN3UESGF

— New Orleans Pelicans (@PelicansNBA) December 3, 2022



One of those nights again.

Jeff, Saturday, 3 December 2022 03:09 (two years ago)

Dude floats

im a beacon of light (Spottie), Saturday, 3 December 2022 03:14 (two years ago)

washing doen a dubs loss with zion highlights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjUwM5bYz4I
love to see that even fellow beefcake isaih stewart bounces off of him like everyone else

im a beacon of light (Spottie), Thursday, 8 December 2022 07:20 (two years ago)

Exclamation Point pic.twitter.com/0Hkm3l7pNx

— New Orleans Pelicans (@PelicansNBA) December 10, 2022



That last pic. The man really is the destroyer of worlds.

Jeff, Saturday, 10 December 2022 04:08 (two years ago)

he looks at the rim the way I look at a donut when I'm extremely high

frogbs, Saturday, 10 December 2022 04:09 (two years ago)

looks like hes standing at halfcourt and is very large

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FjlqWIxX0AAVk53?format=jpg&name=large

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 December 2022 11:01 (two years ago)

Bruh 😭 pic.twitter.com/iZIj2IsT7U

— Denver🎁🎄 (@doubledworth) December 11, 2022

im a beacon of light (Spottie), Monday, 12 December 2022 04:04 (two years ago)

more zion highlights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5PqPPgWXSk
love that step through move just before the half

im a beacon of light (Spottie), Monday, 12 December 2022 06:32 (two years ago)

He’s so good. I want to see a grizz/pels WCF.

Jeff, Monday, 12 December 2022 11:57 (two years ago)

last 5 31-9-5 on 66%

lag∞n, Monday, 12 December 2022 13:23 (two years ago)

He’s so good. I want to see a grizz/pels WCF.

― Jeff, Monday, December 12, 2022 6:57 AM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

needs to happen, with the pels wrecking the suns in the semis

lag∞n, Monday, 12 December 2022 16:08 (two years ago)

pels warriors wcf i will accept

im a beacon of light (Spottie), Monday, 12 December 2022 16:30 (two years ago)

we def need another suns pels playoffs matchup tho. and a gsw memphis one

im a beacon of light (Spottie), Monday, 12 December 2022 16:31 (two years ago)

its time for some new guys

lag∞n, Monday, 12 December 2022 16:31 (two years ago)

it may be

im a beacon of light (Spottie), Monday, 12 December 2022 16:39 (two years ago)

griz young legs and physicality could, and has tbf, def cause the dubs major problems, classic changing of the guard matchup, pelicans too actually

lag∞n, Monday, 12 December 2022 16:44 (two years ago)

i dont think the warriors have played healthy vs a healthy (with Zion) pels team yet

im a beacon of light (Spottie), Monday, 12 December 2022 16:47 (two years ago)

dray v zion could be pretty nice

lag∞n, Monday, 12 December 2022 16:48 (two years ago)

zion doesnt seem to think too much of rudy lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5KbwD1pOMA

lag∞n, Monday, 12 December 2022 16:53 (two years ago)

just constantly challenging him lol

im a beacon of light (Spottie), Monday, 12 December 2022 17:20 (two years ago)

driving straight at the two time defensive player of the year over and over why not

lag∞n, Monday, 12 December 2022 17:21 (two years ago)

learning on the fly literally

im a beacon of light (Spottie), Monday, 12 December 2022 17:29 (two years ago)

ha yeah

lag∞n, Monday, 12 December 2022 17:38 (two years ago)

speaking of rudy
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FjwQf2JX0AAKFn1?format=jpg&name=small

im a beacon of light (Spottie), Monday, 12 December 2022 18:22 (two years ago)

lolllll fuck rudolph gogurt

slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Monday, 12 December 2022 18:54 (two years ago)

what a loser

lag∞n, Monday, 12 December 2022 19:03 (two years ago)

entire league hates rudy but zion is one of the only players w/ the game to put that into action on the court

J0rdan S., Monday, 12 December 2022 19:04 (two years ago)

at least in the regular season anyway...

J0rdan S., Monday, 12 December 2022 19:04 (two years ago)

lol was gonna say..

im a beacon of light (Spottie), Monday, 12 December 2022 19:08 (two years ago)

OH MY WORD ZION IS DIFFERENT!!!😱@PelicansNBA | #Pelicans |📺:BSNO pic.twitter.com/mAnMviwC5m

— Bally Sports New Orleans (@BallySportsNO) December 18, 2022

Chyiv Kyiv (Fetchboy), Sunday, 18 December 2022 03:31 (two years ago)

Rocking that rim like only shaq could

im a beacon of light (Spottie), Sunday, 18 December 2022 06:02 (two years ago)

ZION WILLIAMSON RISE UP 😱pic.twitter.com/0FCSZeURtA

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPointsApp) December 29, 2022

excuse me coming through haha

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 December 2022 02:09 (two years ago)

zion is a living myth 😳 pic.twitter.com/YVIT6N176X

— Dan Favale (@danfavale) December 29, 2022



Even better

Jeff, Thursday, 29 December 2022 02:38 (two years ago)

zion loves to dunk on rudy its his favorite

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 December 2022 02:47 (two years ago)

He spent the entire end of that game just going after Rudy again and again. It was beautiful.

Chyiv Kyiv (Fetchboy), Thursday, 29 December 2022 03:55 (two years ago)

how does this guy play 34 mins and end a game with 3 rebounds lol. nice game tho

J0rdan S., Thursday, 29 December 2022 13:33 (two years ago)

wow rudy gobert fanclub mad

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 December 2022 14:03 (two years ago)

ZION WITH A CAREER HIGH 43 POINTS 🔥 pic.twitter.com/nYH5azYZ7o

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) December 29, 2022

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 December 2022 14:20 (two years ago)

im sure he doesnt have the energy for it but just zion driving on every play is a pretty good offense the other team would foul out and get physically destroyed, mb do it in the 4th quarter

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 December 2022 15:37 (two years ago)

27 drives for Zion last night and 31 points scored off of them! pic.twitter.com/o1Og8RKfJT

— Shamit Dua (@FearTheBrown) December 29, 2022

Jeff, Thursday, 29 December 2022 15:48 (two years ago)

one month passes...

more missed games than AD, Kawhi, PG and Kyrie in that span pic.twitter.com/TuHvK7YKqB

— nbaayy (@nbaayy) February 13, 2023

four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Monday, 13 February 2023 18:44 (two years ago)

extremely sad

k3vin k., Monday, 13 February 2023 23:23 (two years ago)

three months pass...

He's gonna be a daddy! Congratulations to Zion Williamson!!

frogbs, Thursday, 8 June 2023 18:08 (two years ago)

haha yeah he uhhh has a lot going on in his personal life

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 8 June 2023 18:10 (two years ago)

this is so funny

k3vin k., Thursday, 8 June 2023 18:51 (two years ago)

if I were preternaturally athletic and very rich I would definitely be a locker room cancer but I’d be taking the zion/harden approach rather than the ja one

k3vin k., Thursday, 8 June 2023 19:51 (two years ago)

theres really no reason not to

lag∞n, Thursday, 8 June 2023 20:33 (two years ago)

the tweets about how she was motivating him to stay in shape are in perfect balance on the lol/sad axis

call all destroyer, Thursday, 8 June 2023 20:56 (two years ago)

lmao

Spottie, Thursday, 8 June 2023 21:15 (two years ago)

Guns and Buns: A South Carolina Addiction Story pic.twitter.com/bjQBidVwci

— Hoops (@HoopMixOnly) June 7, 2023

k3vin k., Friday, 9 June 2023 12:22 (two years ago)

as always, I recommend the bomani jones podcast from today

k3vin k., Friday, 9 June 2023 12:30 (two years ago)

four months pass...

Our special boy

that was certainly a sequence. pic.twitter.com/BVojkQtjke

— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) October 26, 2023

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Thursday, 26 October 2023 06:44 (one year ago)

He did have some trouble with JJJ, but OK for opening night. Funny 23/7/3 on 9/17 is a mediocre night for him. Matt Ryan saved the day.

Jeff, Thursday, 26 October 2023 10:43 (one year ago)

maybe the Wemby stuff will light a fire under him. can't feel good to lose the title of "everyone's favorite big boy"

frogbs, Thursday, 26 October 2023 13:56 (one year ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F9VCfb0XAAApxFO?format=jpg&name=medium

Jeff, Thursday, 26 October 2023 14:14 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

our boy does not seem to have the right mindset for nba greatness.

Zion Williamson doesn't look too happy: "I'm trying my best to buy in right now." pic.twitter.com/uyzuDRAe8M

— HoopsHype (@hoopshype) November 13, 2023

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Monday, 13 November 2023 23:12 (one year ago)

probably not but he’s also playing for a franchise that seems hell bent on never putting the right team around its no 1 overall picks

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 November 2023 23:13 (one year ago)

wonder what hes mad about ive watched some pelicans this year and when he was in they were running a very zion based offense

lag∞n, Monday, 13 November 2023 23:34 (one year ago)

hes getting just as many shots as last year but hitting them at 50% instead of 60

lag∞n, Monday, 13 November 2023 23:41 (one year ago)

he and BI dont seem like a good fit.

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Monday, 13 November 2023 23:44 (one year ago)

idk bi is a pretty all purpose kind of player

lag∞n, Monday, 13 November 2023 23:49 (one year ago)

why's he breathing like that when he's just sitting there

Clay, Tuesday, 14 November 2023 00:25 (one year ago)

hes mad!

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 November 2023 00:26 (one year ago)

idk i had serious lung problems for years and that trips my "dude see a pulmonologist" wires but when you're a hammer etc

Clay, Tuesday, 14 November 2023 00:28 (one year ago)

one would think with all the medical professionals looking at that guy all the time theyd catch anything major but also maybe not

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 November 2023 00:36 (one year ago)

three weeks pass...

i think hes a lost cause. 23 and already on the decline in every way

Pelicans "have repeatedly stressed to [Zion] Williamson that his diet and conditioning need to improve," but the former No. 1 pick "doesn't listen," per @cclark_13 of The Times-Picayune pic.twitter.com/sl4logTLz4

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) December 8, 2023

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Friday, 8 December 2023 20:25 (one year ago)

weird shit

lag∞n, Friday, 8 December 2023 21:09 (one year ago)

he looks idk about ~75 lbs heavier than his duke days

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Friday, 8 December 2023 21:12 (one year ago)

the dawg in him got overfed

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 8 December 2023 21:14 (one year ago)

Watching Zion in person was a different experience than watching Haliburton. Zion will get 30 in a game next week and people will say he’s fine but he isn’t. The bet that he’ll figure it out seems like the wrong side now. Tonight was brutal.

— Russillo (@ryenarussillo) December 8, 2023



simmons & wos were also saying on bill’s new podcast that zion was noticeably out of breath at the first time out

a lot of ppl are talking about this today so it must seem like it’s near crisis level

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 8 December 2023 21:57 (one year ago)

many clips of him during the game standing around or just barely moving

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Friday, 8 December 2023 22:14 (one year ago)

there is also the quote from after the game where he said he was “too laid back” or something

call all destroyer, Friday, 8 December 2023 23:52 (one year ago)

two months pass...

saw a thing that said zion is back, guess he played himself into shape

lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 February 2024 02:13 (one year ago)

Eye test says that’s not true

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Wednesday, 21 February 2024 02:27 (one year ago)

yeah still doesnt seem like he has that old pop but he is playing well, pelicans are running the point zion offense again which might have something to do with it, because thats a good offense

lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 February 2024 02:29 (one year ago)

Still waiting for him to become an elite defensive player. When does that happen?

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Wednesday, 21 February 2024 03:39 (one year ago)

i dont think that was ever the plan

lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 February 2024 03:54 (one year ago)

I went looking for receipts and found an opinion of mine so wrong I'm shook.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 22 February 2024 00:33 (one year ago)

link?

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 February 2024 00:35 (one year ago)

i think he was expected to make insane wow splash plays on defense, blocks where he comes from out of nowhere and skies above the backboard and shit. which he did regularly at duke and has not done basically at all in the NBA. but i’m not sure ppl saw him as like a potential elite lockdown defender tho i could be misremembering

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 February 2024 01:10 (one year ago)

i'm sure there was some wishful thinking about his defense at the time given his ceiling as an athlete, but his body type is not one of a plus defender

call all destroyer, Thursday, 22 February 2024 02:05 (one year ago)

I went looking for receipts and found an opinion of mine so wrong I'm shook.

― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Wednesday, February 21, 2024 7:33 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

link?

― lag∞n, Wednesday, February 21, 2024 7:35 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

I might have said Simmons > Embiid. Dark times.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 22 February 2024 02:25 (one year ago)

(hundreds of thousands of years hence, faint tremors of PBKR's opinion arrive at an advanced civilization on a far off planet sparking a global wave of madness, riots, and rapid social disintegration)

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 22 February 2024 02:30 (one year ago)

lol oh no

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 February 2024 02:42 (one year ago)

when keeping receipts goes wrong

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 February 2024 03:02 (one year ago)

in another era (and with another mentality) could have imagined zion scraping being an impact defender in the model of say charles oakley. bruiser making the paint inhospitable. but pretty clearly neither he nor nba basketball are wired that way anymore

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 22 February 2024 03:08 (one year ago)

his block and steals rates were through the roof in college, didnt really take much interest in all that in the pros tho

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 February 2024 03:17 (one year ago)

Yeah pretty sure people thought he’d be a menace as a help defender

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Thursday, 22 February 2024 04:16 (one year ago)

i saw a full zion game last night --

i thought he looked slimmed down and pretty athletic. there were 2 or 3 times where he just jumped much higher than anyone else on the floor -- one for a block that was ruled a goaltend, another on a rebound. i think the thing is you just don't feel that athleticism throughout the game the way that you did w/ idk vintage blake griffin or something. and if you watch the duke highlights that's the kinda thing you start to picture. but he still has a lot of quickness and leaping ability relatively speaking. he got iso'd on jimmy a few times and was pretty easily able to use quickness off the dribble to get to his spot and then his elevation to just sky up and over for the shot. he had more trouble w/ bam tho who can slide his feet and jump w/ zion. the interesting thing is that for as good as he is in the paint he doesn't really dunk the ball -- he's outside the top 30 in the league in total dunks. you see him use the rapidness of his leaping ability to get floaters and other sorta hook shot, post move-y type looks in the paint.

the pels were also w/o ingram and mccollum got hurt in the second half -- the pels played the last like 6-8 mins of the game w/ zion out there w/ herb jones, trey murphy, jordan hawkins & nance, which is a sensible line up on paper: zion + a big + wing role players. but the pelicans literally could not score, i think they scored like 4 points in that stretch before garbage time. the heat were throwing zone at them and have been playing great defense lately in general, idk if those 5 guys have ever played together so i don't want to overstate it, but i do think point zion prob has a lot of strides to make w/ the actual "point" part

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 24 February 2024 17:24 (one year ago)

Yah the thing w Zion is he could be the most violent player in the league but he’s really a finesse player at his core

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Saturday, 24 February 2024 20:07 (one year ago)

three weeks pass...

That Naji steal and alley 🤌 pic.twitter.com/MVrasSnAoZ

— New Orleans Pelicans (@PelicansNBA) March 20, 2024

Jeff, Wednesday, 20 March 2024 02:06 (one year ago)

zion is back baby

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 March 2024 02:08 (one year ago)

why does whichever zeller that is look like a newborn baby

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 March 2024 02:10 (one year ago)

Is our sweet boy really back? I remain skeptical

infinite wiggles (Spottie), Wednesday, 20 March 2024 02:33 (one year ago)

dont want to jinx anything but he seems back

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 March 2024 02:34 (one year ago)

when i saw that video earlier i truly had to double check the date

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 March 2024 03:03 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

Yeah pretty sure people thought he’d be a menace as a help defender

― infinite wiggles (Spottie), Wednesday, February 21, 2024 9:16 PM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

eyes emoji

pic.twitter.com/H8D92RNPTK

— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) April 8, 2024

I Chet the Holmgren (Spottie), Monday, 8 April 2024 05:17 (one year ago)

So proud of him.

Jeff, Monday, 8 April 2024 10:27 (one year ago)

Crazy but true: Last night was Zion’s first time making multiple 2-point jumpers outside 10 feet in the same game, per Second Spectrum tracking data.

It’s a shot he works on in practice all the time. Using it more in games will help when teams pack the paint against Pels’ O. pic.twitter.com/c3LmQjfoum

— Andrew Lopez (@_Andrew_Lopez) April 8, 2024

Jeff, Monday, 8 April 2024 15:09 (one year ago)

he went off last night mega clutch performance for our guy

lag∞n, Monday, 8 April 2024 15:11 (one year ago)

both those jumpers theres four defenders in the paint my lord

lag∞n, Monday, 8 April 2024 15:12 (one year ago)

nine months pass...

Welcome back to our boy

Another angle of Zion Williamson’s INSANE 360 windmill 🔥

(via @PelicansNBA)pic.twitter.com/GN4S3msFk6 https://t.co/j9hJltizyy

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPoints) January 8, 2025

lil $CHUB (Spottie), Wednesday, 8 January 2025 03:01 (seven months ago)

thunderous

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 January 2025 03:29 (seven months ago)

yikes at the crowd in nola

Clay, Wednesday, 8 January 2025 03:38 (seven months ago)

Send em to Seattle

lil $CHUB (Spottie), Wednesday, 8 January 2025 04:08 (seven months ago)

crowd just not back from halftime

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 January 2025 04:43 (seven months ago)

Not back from never being there

lil $CHUB (Spottie), Wednesday, 8 January 2025 04:47 (seven months ago)

Wait, he's back?? My son, sorry I missed your return!

Jeff, Wednesday, 8 January 2025 10:50 (seven months ago)


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