The Last Dance: In Praise of One Lone Gold Hoop Earring

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not gonna lie, i am going to watch this

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 19 April 2020 21:42 (five years ago)

they just showed rookie mike in '84 wearing what looked like koss portapros. nice!

call all destroyer, Monday, 20 April 2020 01:39 (five years ago)

this is really really good

call all destroyer, Monday, 20 April 2020 02:01 (five years ago)

incredible detail that jordan and danny ainge played golf between games 1 and 2 in the '86 playoffs

call all destroyer, Monday, 20 April 2020 02:50 (five years ago)

playing 18 holes of golf is so physically strenuous, it's insane that they did that

J0rdan S., Monday, 20 April 2020 03:20 (five years ago)

tbh found these first two episodes pretty functional but seeing this level of footage is always wonderful. i didn't realize michael's shot vs georgetown was in the superdome

J0rdan S., Monday, 20 April 2020 03:21 (five years ago)

yeah this was really good

johnny crunch, Monday, 20 April 2020 03:24 (five years ago)

i agree that it's functional but they have so much good stuff to work with that i have no problem with functional

call all destroyer, Monday, 20 April 2020 04:01 (five years ago)

I haven’t watched this yet but I don’t really buy this narrative that the bulls would have kept going if it wasn’t for that evil Jerry Krause

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 20 April 2020 13:58 (five years ago)

it's gonna be colored by mj's perspective, otherwise he never would've agreed to this thing. but yeah, the krause stuff has always struck me as a bit mean-spirited, and now he can't defend himself.

edgard varese-type beat (voodoo chili), Monday, 20 April 2020 14:27 (five years ago)

For one thing, everyone knew a lockout was coming

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 20 April 2020 15:23 (five years ago)

Pippen reaming Krause out on the bus was very uhhhhh
Bill Wennington is a viking.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 20 April 2020 15:29 (five years ago)

Didn’t know about Pip’s considerable family obligations, that explains a lot about him grabbing the first major payday offered.
There is no fucking way Reinsdorf told him he should take a shorter contract.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 20 April 2020 15:32 (five years ago)

Krause seemed like a real shithead but Jordan antagonized him in ways that were really counterproductive. Picking Kukoc was maybe the best thing Krause did but because Jerry did it Jordan and Pippen resolved to treat him like shit.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 20 April 2020 15:51 (five years ago)

yeah, i am very much looking forward to seeing what the Kukoc episode looks like

Other highlights: Jordan being an absolute dick to Harper, Oak literally slapping Pippen around

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 20 April 2020 17:21 (five years ago)

Anyways yeah: this is very good and I would've binge watched it all in one sitting if it were available

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 20 April 2020 17:21 (five years ago)

need to find a way to watch this

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 20 April 2020 17:32 (five years ago)

pretty convenient for Reinsdorf to have Krause--who can no longer defend himself--as a scapegoat for being a stingy shlub of an owner

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 20 April 2020 17:35 (five years ago)

it seems like there is two strains to the krause stuff

-- the personal disdain for him that def seemed OTT and petty, tho scottie is perhaps in a different category
-- krause pushing phil out so he could install tim floyd, which put a hard end on the run. nobody seems to have a different narrative other than that it was krause's initiative, tho maybe krause would be able to defend himself. reinsdorf does manage to elide any questions such as "why did you let this man push phil jackson and michael jordan out?"

J0rdan S., Monday, 20 April 2020 17:42 (five years ago)

If the 97-98 Bulls were happening today there would be a large segment of NBA Twitter saying Krause was right to want to blow it up and trade Pippen for future assets and let Jordan walk for cap space.

— Sean Highkin (@highkin) April 20, 2020

i do think this is true and i bet there were even ppl at the time defending it on these grounds. it's not wrong to say that if the phil/MJ/pippen core had continued after they beat the jazz the second time they had max... 2 more years? that would have been pushing into beyond unprecedented territory basically. the end was definitely near one way or another and i agree in hindsight it's easy for there to be more uproar when the fatigue has long since dissipated

J0rdan S., Monday, 20 April 2020 17:47 (five years ago)

I don't know what 1st soured MJ on Krause. Drafting Sellers over some UNC guy he preferred? Anyway, whatever valid beef(s) he did have w Krause was intertwined with idiotic jock vs fat dork bullshit.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 20 April 2020 18:28 (five years ago)

you dont break up a championship team nothin more to say about that

lag∞n, Monday, 20 April 2020 18:59 (five years ago)

like even that drink mavs team that seemed pretty flukey u still dont break it up you play for a second fluke its too hard to climb that mountain again

lag∞n, Monday, 20 April 2020 19:00 (five years ago)

dirk

lag∞n, Monday, 20 April 2020 19:01 (five years ago)

even if its def gonna leave u with an over paid old team eventually u still do it for a shot at another ring thats what its all about baby

lag∞n, Monday, 20 April 2020 19:02 (five years ago)

gotta properly defend the title

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Monday, 20 April 2020 19:02 (five years ago)

i mean i wldve let jordan do whatever he wanted for as long as he wanted fuck it hes michael jordan he earned it and people are gonna show up to watch him regardless

lag∞n, Monday, 20 April 2020 19:03 (five years ago)

the kobe effect

Spottie, Monday, 20 April 2020 19:04 (five years ago)

iirc at the time the headline was just "jordan retiring" like the behind the scenes stuff wasnt widely known

lag∞n, Monday, 20 April 2020 19:05 (five years ago)

even if its def gonna leave u with an over paid old team eventually u still do it for a shot at another ring thats what its all about baby

otm. It's like ppl have placed more value on "building a championship team" than like actually having a championship team and maintaining it.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 20 April 2020 19:18 (five years ago)

hey everyone checkout my new Ferrari isn't it great.
"eh it's gonna break down in a couple years"
hey everyone I've chopped up my Ferrari and sold it for parts so I can hopefully have a chance to put together a brand new Ferrari in a couple years when that old Ferrari would've broken down

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 20 April 2020 19:20 (five years ago)

cut to 25 years later...

lag∞n, Monday, 20 April 2020 19:21 (five years ago)

this was great to watch but im so sick of mike vs lebron debates and this has basically made the internet and sports talk more insufferable than normal.

Spottie, Monday, 20 April 2020 19:25 (five years ago)

Got to the point where my stance was MJ is my guy but LeBron is undeniably great and I'm not going to say it's wrong to argue he's as good as MJ if not better. But then heard LeBron himself thinks he's now surpassed MJ's legacy and so I'm back to "fuck that dude, MJ wouldn't have lost to Dirk fucking Nowitzki with Wade & Bosh or quit on his team mid-game in a conf finals".

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 20 April 2020 19:40 (five years ago)

His relationship with general manager Jerry Krause soured because Krause and Chairman Jerry Reinsdorf limited his playing time to seven minutes per half when he finally returned, as not to endanger the franchise’s most valuable asset.

Ok now I remember this always being cited as the start of the MJ/Krause friction. Seems like an odd thing to be THAT upset with someone over. The nerve of this guy, trying to protect the team's superstar and not have him play big minutes in a meaningless season coming back from a major injury! Totally understandable for MJ to then loathe him for eternity amirite.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 20 April 2020 20:31 (five years ago)

My earliest MJ memories are of him coming back and having that minutes restriction and it was SO FRUSTRATING as a lil dude who just wanted to see this spectacular basketball man do stuff.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 20 April 2020 20:32 (five years ago)

the minutes-restriction thing is another thing that would get totally different coverage these days. imagine explaining "the process" to 22-year-old MJ lol

edgard varese-type beat (voodoo chili), Monday, 20 April 2020 21:25 (five years ago)

michael jordan became the dominant athlete of all time because his dad made fun of him for not knowing a lot about tools

— john wilmes (@johnwilmeswords) April 20, 2020

lag∞n, Monday, 20 April 2020 22:48 (five years ago)

granny, they show the specific "7 minute per half" game that got the bulls into the playoffs where jordan gets sat on the last shot and michael is STILL pissed about it

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 20 April 2020 23:01 (five years ago)

i found that oakley slapping pippen around sequence, trying to imagine reddick trying this shit on zion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSNno0nBxMI

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 20 April 2020 23:03 (five years ago)

rookie or not, no one would have slapped around Wilt

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 20 April 2020 23:06 (five years ago)

lol there is a slight size difference between jj and zion xp

edgard varese-type beat (voodoo chili), Monday, 20 April 2020 23:59 (five years ago)

charles oakley would def slap the shit out of zion in the present day if he felt like he needed to

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 21 April 2020 00:07 (five years ago)

oak was for real lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 01:06 (five years ago)

https://nypost.com/2017/01/10/charles-oakleys-legendary-slap-of-charles-barkley-confirmed/

lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 02:30 (five years ago)

i can't make out who the color guy is in the clip at the bottom of that article but lol at him claiming oak was going for the ball as he did a full wrestling move on barkley

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 02:44 (five years ago)

pals

Must see TV tonight — my friend THE #GOAT!!!! #TheLastDance — 9pm EDT on @espn. #jordan #michaeljordan pic.twitter.com/eat4IUtyi4

— Charles Oakley (@CharlesOakley34) April 20, 2020

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 02:47 (five years ago)

They did end the minutes restriction as soon as the playoffs started, which is evidence they cared more about the draft pick than protecting MJ's health.

fatuous salad (symsymsym), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 03:10 (five years ago)

If the 97-98 Bulls were happening today there would be a large segment of NBA Twitter saying Krause was right to want to blow it up and trade Pippen for future assets and let Jordan walk for cap space.
— Sean Highkin (@highkin) April 20, 2020
i do think this is true and i bet there were even ppl at the time defending it on these grounds. it's not wrong to say that if the phil/MJ/pippen core had continued after they beat the jazz the second time they had max... 2 more years? that would have been pushing into beyond unprecedented territory basically. the end was definitely near one way or another and i agree in hindsight it's easy for there to be more uproar when the fatigue has long since dissipated

― J0rdan S., Monday, April 20, 2020 1:47 PM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

you dont break up a championship team nothin more to say about that

― lag∞n, Monday, April 20, 2020 2:59 PM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah agree with this. there would be some people defending krause (think about that in hindsight...) but I think history teaches us that it's really hard to climb that ladder from contender to champ, and if you're within sniffing distance you push your chips in.

this is really good btw and it's a legitimate crime against humanity that they're making me wait another week to watch 2 more episodes

k3vin k., Tuesday, 21 April 2020 03:27 (five years ago)

this discussion is reminding me that the cavs wouldnt trade kevin love and the draft pick that became collin sexton for paul george lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 03:31 (five years ago)

iirc at the time the headline was just "jordan retiring" like the behind the scenes stuff wasnt widely known


My memory of the whole sitch was a lot of focus on Phil, the Jerry-Phil relationship. But the whole season was treated as Jordan’s final season from the start, which seems like it wouldn’t have happened if Krause was driving it all. MJ needed a break.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 04:05 (five years ago)

A painful irony that I think people forget is that Krause and MJ both passed on Pau Gasol and essentially doomed their careers as GMs.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 04:08 (five years ago)

really thought this would have more swearing but perhaps they're saving it for later episodes

blame it on the modelo (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 15:21 (five years ago)

yeah it ramps up with each episode. here's a sneak peak of the final episode:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBqdNhY3pf0

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 16:25 (five years ago)

one can dream tbh

blame it on the modelo (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 17:15 (five years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWN6oZ8WoAE80FX?format=jpg&name=900x900

sexi bois

lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 April 2020 18:40 (five years ago)

so, uh, eps 3 to 8 leaked

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 25 April 2020 01:47 (five years ago)

oh???

k3vin k., Saturday, 25 April 2020 01:55 (five years ago)

finally caught up with 1 and 2
soooo good wow

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 25 April 2020 01:56 (five years ago)

that's cool but i'm perfectly happy to have a plan for sunday night for the next 3 weeks

call all destroyer, Saturday, 25 April 2020 01:56 (five years ago)

where can I find it?

k3vin k., Saturday, 25 April 2020 02:21 (five years ago)

T0rr3ntz my friend

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 25 April 2020 03:02 (five years ago)

damn what is this 2006?

k3vin k., Saturday, 25 April 2020 03:56 (five years ago)

I won't see it til it comes to Netflix in July so please, no spoilers.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 25 April 2020 04:05 (five years ago)

Turns out Dennis was the friends we met along the way

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 25 April 2020 05:07 (five years ago)

the bulls won the title man. congrats

k3vin k., Saturday, 25 April 2020 06:18 (five years ago)

First episode was great. There are all sorts of good Jordan stories coming out with this documentary.

I think the best two I heard that were new to me was John Calipari talking about a game early in his run with the Nets when Kerry Kittles as a rookie went for 15 in the first quarter against the championship Bulls. Jordan kept staring down Coach Cal in the break between quarters holding up a "o" with his hand over his eye. Pretty much they switched off with Jordan on Kittles for the rest of the game and he did not score a point for the remainder of the game.

The other one was that the Portland GM called Bobby Knight for his feelings on Michael Jordan stating they really need a center, Knight said draft Jordan and just play him at center as it did not matter, he was that good.

earlnash, Saturday, 25 April 2020 12:35 (five years ago)

according to the latest issue of Time, episodes 9 and 10 are still being finished remotely.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 25 April 2020 19:16 (five years ago)

yooooo this is great! and the music choices! Partyman for 1989 Jordan! Maestro for 98 Rodman! Jerry Krause doing the running man to Kool Moe Dee!

Contemporary Horace Grant calling the 91 Pistons "straight bitches" had me applauding in my living room.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 27 April 2020 06:09 (five years ago)

FYI: if 1 is Jordan and 2 is Pip, 3 is Dennis and 4 is Phil. I expect episode 7 to be jud buechler's time to shine

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 27 April 2020 06:10 (five years ago)

my takeaway from this is that it takes 30 years before guys are willing to talk shit about each other on the record

call all destroyer, Monday, 27 April 2020 15:17 (five years ago)

jordan's derision for isiah is just awesome

Y’all be tweeting me mad at me like I was tryna hurt Jordan lol

— Isaiah Thomas (@isaiahthomas) April 27, 2020

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 27 April 2020 16:09 (five years ago)

Horace looks bigger than Malone

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 27 April 2020 16:19 (five years ago)

Ron Harper's "Fuck this bullshit" about putting Ehlo on MJ for the last shot was hysterical.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 27 April 2020 16:21 (five years ago)

ehlo did "force" (i mean its only 3 seconds) him to hit a tuff shot & basically double clutch to get it up

johnny crunch, Monday, 27 April 2020 17:05 (five years ago)

ehlo was a perfectly reasonable choice to defend jordan he was long athletic moved well made jordan make a sick shot etc, harper wldve prob been a fine choice too, trapping him mightve been better all things considered, btw i remember where i was when "the shot" happened, it was at applebees

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2020 19:11 (five years ago)

Bill Simmons: Dennis Rodman is NOT an interesting person. Never has been, never will be.

Also Bill Simmons: Please read my 12,000 world column about the one time me, J-Bug and Sully played the Addams Family slot machine at Vegas and talked about The White Shadow.

— CogginToboggan (@CogginToboggan) April 27, 2020

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2020 19:27 (five years ago)

still made at rodman for saying bird has white privilege lol

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2020 19:28 (five years ago)

*was a silly thing for rodman to say abt someone who just beat his ass but still

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2020 19:29 (five years ago)

Ehlo is fine choice to defend MJ but not if you also have Ron Harper on your roster

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 27 April 2020 19:52 (five years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0dllCe-D80

Bird looks...athletic? Quicker than I ever remember him being.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 27 April 2020 19:55 (five years ago)

q: how is it that in 1987 Dave Corzine was 22 yrs older than me, I've aged 33 yrs since then, and his 1987 self still looks 22 yrs older than me??

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 27 April 2020 19:56 (five years ago)

bird was really slowed down by a bad back at the end of his career, he was never a high flyer but he cld move around the basketball court before the injuries set in

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2020 20:01 (five years ago)

was really too bad what shouldve been the second half of his prime became his serious decline

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2020 20:06 (five years ago)

I'm hoping this doc delves into 80s MJ. 90s Bulls in general has been covered to death, & his style of play was a lot more fun to watch when he was young. Feel like ppl who weren't around at the time think of him as post-up fadeaway guy, end of story.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 27 April 2020 20:06 (five years ago)

yeah I felt so bad when Larry was having to lie down instead of sit on the bench. Basketball fans were robbed of some good years from him and Magic. Then you got MJ missing 1.75 seasons in his prime...

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 27 April 2020 20:08 (five years ago)

young jordan was so much better than fade away jordan

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2020 20:09 (five years ago)

granny, we're basically already out of the 80's in the timeline; that's covered in the first two episodes. Episode 4 is the first championship.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 27 April 2020 20:10 (five years ago)

I'm writing my Senator!

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 27 April 2020 20:19 (five years ago)

In college he never stopped moving; catches a pass on the move and either continues his momentum or immediately changes directions and makes a move to the hoop. 1st few years in NBA, he has the ball more at start of possessions, games are longer, pro style is different so he slows down sliiiightly. Then comes Fade Away Jordan, and he hardly ever seems to run apart from transition game.
There's almost no high school footage that I've seen, but I assume he's just a blur out there.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 27 April 2020 20:23 (five years ago)

yeah i think the rest will be 90s only. loved the first 4 eps so far, there's been a few nuggets of stuff I havent heard. really fun watching with my wife who knows next to nothing nothing about any of it. the footage is awesome tho, love that quirky peak behind the curtain stuff like that little "the Sniffs" snippet. would be cool if the nba was pushing out the full games/series that are being referenced like the week following the episode release. would love to watch some of these games that they're just glossing over. really tho this is making me itch for more deep dives like this on old teams or bigtime players.

Spottie, Monday, 27 April 2020 20:28 (five years ago)

the bad boys 30 for 30 covered a lot of the pistons stuff

Spottie, Monday, 27 April 2020 20:29 (five years ago)

for all the very reasonable worries that michael was going to sanitize this, he comes off as a flaming asshole then and now! Lots of gambling references too! Let's see how they handle the first retirement.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 27 April 2020 20:41 (five years ago)

jordan is proud of being an asshole dont think he minds it just as long as ppl think hes cool and a winner

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2020 20:43 (five years ago)

in fact he obvs likes it true alpha shit lol

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2020 20:43 (five years ago)

did they cover the conspiracy to ice him out of the allstar game yet ppl on twitter were worried that was getting left out

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2020 20:46 (five years ago)

i don't think they're going to cover that.

call all destroyer, Monday, 27 April 2020 20:50 (five years ago)

outrageous! its such a good subplot

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2020 20:51 (five years ago)

isaiah was a villain lol

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2020 20:51 (five years ago)

the other story they shd include is the businessman who beat him at one on one at his basketball camp for rich people

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2020 20:56 (five years ago)

would love to watch some of these games that they're just glossing over.

everything is on youtube, it's great. I watched game 2 of '92 Finals last night. Lil interview with MJ about his 3pt shooting in game 1, him saying he doesn't like to shoot many 3s cause it "hurts his all around game". Such a different game back then.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 27 April 2020 20:58 (five years ago)

yeah thats why its funny to speculate if he would be as great in today game, like yes if he was born in 1993, no if he got in a time machine in 1993

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2020 21:01 (five years ago)

ha exactly

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 27 April 2020 21:05 (five years ago)

I'm totally ok with any athlete choosing to play until no team will offer than playing time, I think it's some Sports Fan bs to say they should hang it up for any other reason. However, it's crazy that MJ's career scoring avg would be 1.4 ppg higher if he never suited up for the Wizards (all of his other career avgs would be better too).

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 27 April 2020 21:10 (five years ago)

why did he retire three times such weird decisions

lag∞n, Monday, 27 April 2020 21:12 (five years ago)

i remember those wizard games as not being embarrassing exactly, just lacking

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 27 April 2020 21:13 (five years ago)

1st retirement: dad murdered, burnt out on the hoops
2nd retirement: Phil Jackson wasn't gonna be coach, burnt out on the hoopla

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 27 April 2020 21:18 (five years ago)

he still avg'd over 20ppg but his FG% nose-dived as a Wizard. He def had his moments tho.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 27 April 2020 21:19 (five years ago)

had 3 games of 40+ in his final season

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 27 April 2020 21:20 (five years ago)

when they talked about 1st title, was it mentioned that MJ had more assists than Magic in the Finals?

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 27 April 2020 21:29 (five years ago)

the narrative is more about how MJ focuses on team rather than personal achievements to get a chip so it's sorta implied. Perhaps unsurprisingly, Magic doesn't get too much playing era screen time in this.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 27 April 2020 21:54 (five years ago)

i am now watching episode 1 of the last dance

Clay, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 01:27 (five years ago)

i'm just a year or two too young to remember v much about pre-title jordan other than he was the best in the world and the pistons kept beating him down so this is going to be fun!

Clay, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 01:28 (five years ago)

lmao at the lingering shots on the lit cigar in the opening my man okay i will stop liveblogging this

Clay, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 01:29 (five years ago)

no go for it! it's very joyous

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 01:58 (five years ago)

the needledrops in this thing are absolutely perfect

Clay, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 02:08 (five years ago)

ha im watching too clay, jordan shows up in a corvette, thats not a sports car for the most famous man in the world get a fararri or smth ffs

lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 02:29 (five years ago)

i was happy they did not linger on the sam bowie thing bc if they had i would have been very angry!!!!!!

Clay, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 02:30 (five years ago)

lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 02:31 (five years ago)

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/UO4AAOSw7fhbhyxt/s-l300.jpg

these jerseys were very good why did they ever change it

Clay, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 02:33 (five years ago)

ha that was in the one of the first shots and i thought oh great this is starting out w me mad about a jersey

lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 02:34 (five years ago)

and now im agreeing completely w everything jordan is saying about the team/management feud, fucked up movie

lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 02:35 (five years ago)

jordan's kids shooting hoops with looney toons branded jean jackets tied around the waist is hardcore 90's adolesence shit

Clay, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 02:36 (five years ago)

when corona is over i'm gonna get a taz tat with the letters MJ in copperplate gothic right above it you guys can hold me to this

Clay, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 02:38 (five years ago)

its a good idea you cant argue with it

lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 02:41 (five years ago)

bulls management breaking up that team is one of the craziest things in human history

lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 03:09 (five years ago)

its transcendently crazy i believe even if they didnt themselves realize it they were seeking a higher plane of consciousness

lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 03:12 (five years ago)

krause's arrogance and the reinsdorf deference to management was a bad combination

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 03:14 (five years ago)

rodman gets all the hype for being a madman but some of the ties mike was wearing in the second run reveal the truly twisted mind here

Clay, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 03:16 (five years ago)

lmao bill clinton checking on pippen in college is a nice footnote

lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 03:18 (five years ago)

hah i loved that

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 03:18 (five years ago)

https://tribthegame.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/john_paxson.jpg

john paxson has aged into full supervillain form

Clay, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 03:47 (five years ago)

Lol MJ did have a Ferrari but he signed endorsement deal early on with Chevrolet. I have a signed photo of him in a tux posing by a corvette.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 05:48 (five years ago)

these jerseys were very good why did they ever change it

Agreed! Think I mentioned in ILH that I bought one online to wear to Bulls game when I was in town in Feb. $48, I thought it was a steal.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 05:50 (five years ago)

That iconic shot of him in that jersey doing the cradle rock jam was taken during his very 1st game at MSG. Lemme find the highlights of that game, it's ridic

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 05:53 (five years ago)

https://youtu.be/GnAFWxtT5W8

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 05:54 (five years ago)

is this show okay for kids? my 11 yo is getting super into basketball

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 09:12 (five years ago)

it just has a bunch of cussing, but i think that may only be left in during the initial broadcast. my wife was getting into the doc so we rewatched ep 4 last night on the espn app and it was all bleeped out.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 11:29 (five years ago)

ahh. in the UK it's on Netflix.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 12:26 (five years ago)

i don't mind cussing - but would prefer no n-words or f**gots which were rife in those days iirc

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 12:26 (five years ago)

none of that so far

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 13:31 (five years ago)

🤘

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 13:33 (five years ago)

he still avg'd over 20ppg but his FG% nose-dived as a Wizard. He def had his moments tho.


The knee injury really set him back

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 14:56 (five years ago)

It really sucks that he didn’t pick Pau, Pau and ancient Jordan would have been so fucking cool

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 14:58 (five years ago)

ha im watching too clay, jordan shows up in a corvette, thats not a sports car for the most famous man in the world get a fararri or smth ffs


He was 6’6” in shoes! Even a corvette is a tight fit

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 15:00 (five years ago)

is this show okay for kids? my 11 yo is getting super into basketball

there are two different versions of each episode with different age ratings (M and 14-L)

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 15:19 (five years ago)

i didn't realize that phil jackson was such a cool guy! at least, he seems like a cool guy to me

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 15:20 (five years ago)

lol c'mon KARL MALONE. that was phil's whole USP. mr zen. mr goatee. the sensei.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 15:43 (five years ago)

espn2 runs the tv-14 version concurrently with no F or S words but ass-holes and sons of bitches etc.green light. espn airing the regular unedited version.

Spottie, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 16:31 (five years ago)

would love to watch some of these games that they're just glossing over.
everything is on youtube, it's great. I watched game 2 of '92 Finals last night. Lil interview with MJ about his 3pt shooting in game 1, him saying he doesn't like to shoot many 3s cause it "hurts his all around game". Such a different game back then.

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, April 27, 2020 bookmarkflaglink

oh nice thx. i only really remember the 2nd three peat really well. I got way more into the nba around 93-94

Spottie, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 16:36 (five years ago)

haha wait a minute i just realised KARL MALONE was pulling our legs. sorry for humour fail - that's what i get for ilx0ring and "working" at the same time

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 16:37 (five years ago)

sadly, i wasn't! i don't actually know much about basketball. the little i know came from watching nba on nbc all the time in the 90s (which is why i'm watching this doc series), and although i think i understood back then that phil jackson was a relatively free spirit compared to like, pat riley, i didn't understand the extent of it.

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 16:45 (five years ago)

not mr zen the ZEN MASTAH

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 16:51 (five years ago)

If you wanted to watch some of the 1st 3peat on youtube I'd go with the '93 series vs PHX. MJ and Barkley were phenomenal, and there were some good games. I was down in FL for my cousin's wedding, and game 6 was on the night of the wedding. I figured the newlyweds wouldn't want to watch it, but they invited a bunch of us over to watch in their hotel's lobby. Good lil memory, everyone went nuts when Pax hit shot that sealed it.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 16:55 (five years ago)

what was the playoff game where they basically doubled the jazz's score?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 17:34 (five years ago)

i think it was this one. 54 points in a playoff game!
https://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/pbp/199806070CHI.html

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 17:37 (five years ago)

Jazz avg'd over 100ppg in conf finals sweep vs Lakers and then didn't crack 90 in a game vs Bulls

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 18:15 (five years ago)

Competitive series tho

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 18:27 (five years ago)

that last game will of course be the centerpiece of the end of the series. poor jacques vaughn.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 18:31 (five years ago)

I think a lot about how the Jazz got shellacked in that game and just went back to business in the next game. They’d been around so long that they knew one game is one game.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 22:44 (five years ago)

Jerry Sloan was a great coach, feel like ppl have forgotten about him

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 01:28 (five years ago)

most wins without a ring right?

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 01:49 (five years ago)

don nelson, I think

fatuous salad (symsymsym), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 01:54 (five years ago)

i desperately hope they got to get contemporary interviews with stockton and malone; i've never heard them talk about that series

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 02:02 (five years ago)

oh man that would be excellent

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 29 April 2020 02:05 (five years ago)

Hey hoopers! I am super into this series. After ep 2 i caught myself like “oh man i hope they don’t trade Pippen”

MJ’s red eyes creep me out
I want to go on a vision quest w Phil Jackson
Carmen Electra is alive and well

I never wanted to see Laimbeer’s psychotic phantom of the opera facemask ever again but welp here I am, drinking the nightmare fuel

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3a/64/15/3a6415a91bc168b7544758ea950bd464.jpg

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 02:19 (five years ago)

WELCOME TO THE HOOPS

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 02:21 (five years ago)

:D

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 02:22 (five years ago)

have literally not watched basketball *since* the 98 Bulls lol

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 02:22 (five years ago)

we are excited to have u back as the prodigal hoops child

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 02:30 (five years ago)

i enjoyed this tweet/gif


Bill Laimbeer and Rick Mahorn any time Jordan tried to drive pic.twitter.com/ndyld0Bv7B

— #MambaForever (@QUA150) April 27, 2020

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 02:31 (five years ago)

yeah what is up with MJ's eyes. a li'l Visine for my man

frogbs, Wednesday, 29 April 2020 02:32 (five years ago)

anecdotally it's amazing the amount of casual and non fans that are into this doc, quarantine or no

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 29 April 2020 02:32 (five years ago)

star power, baby

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 02:36 (five years ago)

michael jordan was such a phenomenon no one has come close since

lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 April 2020 02:49 (five years ago)

it's true. and watching the doc reminds you that it made sense. he can be an asshole and we can make fun of his jeans and whatnot but he's completely magnetic at all times. just one of those people.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 29 April 2020 02:55 (five years ago)

for real

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 02:56 (five years ago)

He was 6’6” in shoes! Even a corvette is a tight fit
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, April 28, 2020 11:00 AM (twelve hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

hes driving a fararri in ep 4 gdamn it! lol

lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 April 2020 03:31 (five years ago)

glad you're enjoying it, VG!

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 03:58 (five years ago)

heard Ryen Rusillo say something I always bring up when fawning over MJ: dude never for 1 second looked awkward or out of control, and by comparison he made all of the most gifted basketball athletes of his and previous generations look stiff and clumsy (maybe some small guards a la Isiah were somewhat on his level of smoothness). Every generation after him has had that "MJ Starter Pack" of smooth physicality from a young age and so there's verrrry few stiff/awkward players at any level. Obv today's players have taken it to new levels, esp ball handling.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 04:05 (five years ago)

yeah he looked like a different species of human out there

lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 April 2020 04:11 (five years ago)

glad to see the chosen one is spreading the gospel of hoops in these times

Clay, Wednesday, 29 April 2020 05:54 (five years ago)

praise ugly leather jackets

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 05:57 (five years ago)

couple notes here 1 its interesting to watch mikes style just get worse and worse over time 2 both him and salley are wearing lil beaded necklaces in their present day interviews is it a thing will gary payton show up with one too

lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 April 2020 13:49 (five years ago)

3 mike calling isaiahs bs re pistons walking off the court was a perfect cinema moment

lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 April 2020 13:59 (five years ago)

highlight for me so far has been Pippen's gigantic suits

frogbs, Wednesday, 29 April 2020 14:14 (five years ago)

heard Ryen Rusillo say something I always bring up when fawning over MJ: dude never for 1 second looked awkward or out of control, and by comparison he made all of the most gifted basketball athletes of his and previous generations look stiff and clumsy (maybe some small guards a la Isiah were somewhat on his level of smoothness). Every generation after him has had that "MJ Starter Pack" of smooth physicality from a young age and so there's verrrry few stiff/awkward players at any level. Obv today's players have taken it to new levels, esp ball handling.

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, April 29, 2020 12:05 AM (ten hours ago)

yeah I was watching eps 3/4 with my hoops-indifferent gf, who is from LA and knows who magic is, and when the 91 finals footage came on the contrast between MJ's smoothness and magic's relative stiffness was apparent enough that she was all "he moved like that??"

k3vin k., Wednesday, 29 April 2020 14:51 (five years ago)

watch mikes style just get worse and worse over time

are we sure there was ever a stylish MJ?
https://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/michael-jordan-college-dorm-room-1983-umbrella_unc.jpg?w=640

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 15:00 (five years ago)

I kid, I kid. Growing up you'd hear a lot about him being a "fashion icon". And on the court, he did bring about the baggy shorts.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 15:01 (five years ago)

man those are some big hands btw

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 15:02 (five years ago)

when lebron moves to the basket, he has a lot of the same grace but he's just so much bigger that there's a degree of him using his muscle to get in there. with michael in his prime, his fluidity of motion often looked like a special effect.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 15:02 (five years ago)

I think that's a big part of what makes LeBron special; I can't think of another player at that size who was/is as smooth as him. Predecessors would be Larry Johnson and Derrick Coleman, but it's been soooo long since I've seen those dudes play that I may see them now and be surprised they were more clunky than I remember.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 15:08 (five years ago)

Big Dog Robinson too maybe

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 15:08 (five years ago)

Shawn Kemp comes to mind

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 15:31 (five years ago)

umbrella mj is stylin in that picture dont hate

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 16:27 (five years ago)

seriously!!!!

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 16:28 (five years ago)

xp to granny: i guess the thing that sets LeBron apart is that LJ and DC and Big Dog and Kemp were all playing at a super high level for maybe three years, five years tops? LBJ has been consistent for sixteen. That's Karl Malone but with rings + assists.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 16:43 (five years ago)

to anyone who doesn't believe MJ that he didn't partake in the "Traveling Cocaine Circus", I would just show them that pic and rest my case.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 16:44 (five years ago)

plus iirc he listed his fav musician as Anita Baker. As a 20 yr old college student.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 16:45 (five years ago)

oh there's for sure other things that set LeBron apart from those guys. I was just thinking physicality/kinesiology.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 16:46 (five years ago)

thinkin about how stuff like Pippen delaying his surgery so he could enjoy the summer and Rodman taking a 48 hour Vegas trip in the middle of the season would play out on NBA twitter today

frogbs, Thursday, 30 April 2020 17:06 (five years ago)

even pippen sitting out with a headache

Spottie, Thursday, 30 April 2020 17:15 (five years ago)

People really don’t understand migraines

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 30 April 2020 17:53 (five years ago)

I remember around that time I tried playing basketball with a migraine and ended up puking on court

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 30 April 2020 17:54 (five years ago)

I think that's a big part of what makes LeBron special; I can't think of another player at that size who was/is as smooth as him. Predecessors would be Larry Johnson and Derrick Coleman, but it's been soooo long since I've seen those dudes play that I may see them now and be surprised they were more clunky than I remember.


Kemp is the closest thing imo

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 30 April 2020 17:55 (five years ago)

i agree im just saying hoops twitter would have roasted him for it

Spottie, Thursday, 30 April 2020 17:58 (five years ago)

Wade had an issue with migraines too right?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 30 April 2020 18:12 (five years ago)

migraines are no joke. as they said in the doc, they're bad enough without having to match up against young dennis rodman

k3vin k., Thursday, 30 April 2020 18:16 (five years ago)

this has been fantastic, just thrilling every minute of it

I really enjoyed the Rodman episode, and I'd kind of started to forget the good things about Phil due to his Knicks tenure

but the zen thing, his handling of Rodman is pretty brilliant, just the idea that he is who he is and you can't change it and shouldn't try

it's definitely contrary to the authoritarian mindset of coaching, and yes like Spottie says, First Take and Twitter would be foaming at the mouth today if someone took a Vegas vacation mid season

the only slight comparison is maybe Belichick and Gronk, but I think it's different because it's not so much BB understands what makes people tick it's that he doesn't care and for however long Gronk's positives outweighed the negatives in his mental ledger

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 30 April 2020 18:24 (five years ago)

also I want Horace Grant to be my friend

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 30 April 2020 18:25 (five years ago)

horace is funny

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 April 2020 18:28 (five years ago)

appreciated how much respect jordan and pip showed rodman too like they easily cld been all lol that weirdo but they went out of their way to praise him as a tru baller

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 April 2020 18:28 (five years ago)

Horace grant is the true mvp

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 30 April 2020 18:28 (five years ago)

the man made goggles cool again

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 30 April 2020 18:33 (five years ago)

Horace grant is the true mvp

Knowing how to play on the same team with MJ, Pippen, and Rodman, and fit in without a hitch is a rare talent itself.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 30 April 2020 18:40 (five years ago)

he's lump

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 30 April 2020 18:46 (five years ago)

Grant left before Rodman came

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 30 April 2020 20:26 (five years ago)

I never got the criticism of Scottie for the migraine. Yeah I guess ppl thought oh it's just a headache??? puuuusssyyyy

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 30 April 2020 20:27 (five years ago)

xp -Not quite as talented as I said he was then. ;-)

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 30 April 2020 20:31 (five years ago)

I never got the criticism of Scottie for the migraine. Yeah I guess ppl thought oh it's just a headache??? puuuusssyyyy

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, April 30, 2020 bookmarkflaglink

"mike played through a flu!"

Spottie, Thursday, 30 April 2020 20:35 (five years ago)

I think of the flu game every time I catch it, still amazed that someone was able to do that in a situation where I can barely get up the stairs

frogbs, Thursday, 30 April 2020 20:44 (five years ago)

idk I'm guessing the flu hits me harder than guys like say Michael Jordan

frogbs, Thursday, 30 April 2020 20:45 (five years ago)

it was food poisoning but yeah

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 30 April 2020 21:03 (five years ago)

appreciated how much respect jordan and pip showed rodman too like they easily cld been all lol that weirdo but they went out of their way to praise him as a tru baller


Rodman was just a force of nature, and everywhere he went the team won. Hakeem destroying Robinson in that one series made people forget that the Spurs won like 63 games that year with Robinson, Rodman and a bunch of absolute trash

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 1 May 2020 16:15 (five years ago)

Rodman was the best. Fucking loved him growing up and regularly leaped horizontally out of bounds to save balls at rec center pick up games.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 1 May 2020 17:36 (five years ago)

https://skepticalsports.com/the-case-for-dennis-rodman-guide/

"Dennis Rodman has dominated Rebounding Percentage more than anyone has dominated any major stat."

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 1 May 2020 17:39 (five years ago)

URLs you know instinctively are true but still make you feel nauseous
https://www.cbssports.com/nba/news/michael-jordan-once-turned-down-100-million-for-a-two-hour-appearance-agent-says/

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 1 May 2020 19:23 (five years ago)

misleading. also had to give his name & likeness.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 1 May 2020 20:20 (five years ago)

$100 mil to wear clothes that are properly tailored y or n MJ??

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 1 May 2020 20:21 (five years ago)

you have to also offer him the opportunity to lose $100 million if he misses a golf shot

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 1 May 2020 20:51 (five years ago)

wonder what the product was michael jordan beans

lag∞n, Saturday, 2 May 2020 00:06 (five years ago)

Rodman was just a force of nature, and everywhere he went the team won. Hakeem destroying Robinson in that one series made people forget that the Spurs won like 63 games that year with Robinson, Rodman and a bunch of absolute trash
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, May 1, 2020 11:15 AM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

uhhhh they won 62 bc d rob was the mvp, sean elliott had a comeback season averaging 18 ppg on .468/.405/.807, plus avery johnson and vinny del negro each having their best years in their career up to that point. rodman missed almost half the season that year.

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Saturday, 2 May 2020 00:51 (five years ago)

Didn't realize there was a thread for this--three episodes in and enjoying it.

I've mentioned my casualness as a fan, so the Jordan-Isaiah stuff--the depth of their animosity--was new to me. (Even yesterday, I saw a current interview where Thomas went out of his way to agitate Jordan.) As I was watching, the not-shaking-hands series in '91 struck me as awful. Thinking about it a few days later, I will say--and this is an irrational, suppressed part of me; I've coached lots of school sports, and always make a big deal out of sportsmanship--I kind of miss that in an era when competitive sports are so fraternal most of the time, the players bound together by their immense wealth. I like reading about when Jackie Robinson and Leo Durocher literally hated each other. (Nothing racial, but as competitors with an unbridgeable divide.) So I do understand the Pistons' motivation for walking off; they'd just been humiliated, and that's a hard switch to turn off for appearances' sake.

clemenza, Saturday, 2 May 2020 13:01 (five years ago)

Let's go with Isiah instead.

clemenza, Saturday, 2 May 2020 13:09 (five years ago)

its crazy how much everyone really hated and did not respect the pistons lol isaiah particularly and laimbeer was just loathed seemingly even by his own teammates considering none of them had his back when he wld start shit

lag∞n, Saturday, 2 May 2020 14:48 (five years ago)

they left isiah off the dream team!

lag∞n, Saturday, 2 May 2020 14:49 (five years ago)

Laimbeer seems like such a vile person, like none of the weird humanness and odd charm of Rodman, just a high school bully

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 2 May 2020 15:10 (five years ago)

watching Lakers/Celtics game 6 of the 85 finals, and to someone's point upthread it's crazy how unathletic all these guys except Worthy are....so stiff

also maaaaan they shoot so many long 2s haha

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 2 May 2020 15:11 (five years ago)

the 3pt line was only 6 years old!

lag∞n, Saturday, 2 May 2020 16:16 (five years ago)

*at least for guys who didnt play in the aba

lag∞n, Saturday, 2 May 2020 16:16 (five years ago)

my theory as to what really led to 3pt shooting going crazy is kids growing up with the high school line on every court they encountered, you see that shit when youre 8 and youre gonna try and hoist even if you got to chuck it like a football

lag∞n, Saturday, 2 May 2020 16:18 (five years ago)

Laimbeer seems like such a vile person, like none of the weird humanness and odd charm of Rodman, just a high school bully

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, May 2, 2020 11:10 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

he was a rich kid even

lag∞n, Saturday, 2 May 2020 16:18 (five years ago)

as a kid i didn't know much about laimbeer except that he was apparently a really mean guy, and also this:

https://i.imgur.com/rObYOFf.jpg

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Saturday, 2 May 2020 17:08 (five years ago)

my theory as to what really led to 3pt shooting going crazy is kids growing up with the high school line on every court they encountered, you see that shit when youre 8 and youre gonna try and hoist even if you got to chuck it like a football

― lag∞n, Saturday, May 2, 2020 12:18 PM (fifty-two minutes ago)

I came, I saw, I hoisted

k3vin k., Saturday, 2 May 2020 17:14 (five years ago)

just curious - how do you all feel about lowering the hoop for kids? how high up did you have it as a kid? when did you put it to 10'? or was it always that way?

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Saturday, 2 May 2020 17:23 (five years ago)

never had an adjustable hoop remember when i was like five shooting by standing right next to the hoop bringing the ball between my legs then yoinking it up there lol

lag∞n, Saturday, 2 May 2020 17:27 (five years ago)

adjustable prob wldve been good lol, but regulation height and ball shd be fine by the time yr 9 or 10

lag∞n, Saturday, 2 May 2020 17:28 (five years ago)

i think we had it at 9 and then raised it at some point

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 2 May 2020 17:29 (five years ago)

i dont remember if we played w the kids size ball when i was in the lil ymca leagues, i think maybe not, def played full size hoop, think i started that when i was 8 or 9

lag∞n, Saturday, 2 May 2020 17:30 (five years ago)

Laimbeer enjoyed being loathed; it seemed to be his main goal in playing, even more so than winning the game. He succeeded. The entire league and most of the fans loathed him.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 2 May 2020 17:31 (five years ago)

he still loves it:


https://nypost.com/2020/04/28/the-last-dance-bill-laimbeer-escalates-feud-with-whining-bulls/

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 2 May 2020 17:34 (five years ago)

still going at it bird too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bTsLSN0-68

lag∞n, Saturday, 2 May 2020 17:35 (five years ago)

we're gonna have some rules around this beef house

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 2 May 2020 17:40 (five years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bTsLSN0-68

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 2 May 2020 17:57 (five years ago)

just curious - how do you all feel about lowering the hoop for kids? how high up did you have it as a kid? when did you put it to 10'? or was it always that way?

― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Saturday, May 2, 2020 12:23 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

my son has been playing organized hoops since he was 4 or so. the 2-5 league is just for giggles, hoop was 7.5-8' and they played with the mini ball. w few exceptions, you needed kindergarteners on your team or else you had no chance of hitting shots. this made defense v v important, tho kids at that age dont have the abstract idea of "someone else besides the ballhandler might get the ball later and i should not just pay attention to the one with the ball."

he's in the 6-7 league now which is still 7.5-8' but a larger ball. they move up to a 10' hoop in the 8-9 age group.

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Saturday, 2 May 2020 19:19 (five years ago)

I feel lagoon never got to experience feeling cool and awesome dunking on a 7 ft hoop

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 2 May 2020 19:24 (five years ago)

ha they were def around in fact my school often had lowered hoops in da gym just never had one myskelf

lag∞n, Saturday, 2 May 2020 19:32 (five years ago)

+ i did have the ultimate dunk xperince.....nerf hoop bitches

lag∞n, Saturday, 2 May 2020 19:33 (five years ago)

i have dunked on the child's rim, it was Good

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Saturday, 2 May 2020 19:35 (five years ago)

coincidentally ive been shooting around on an adjustable portable unit that is totally trashed from youths dunking on it

lag∞n, Saturday, 2 May 2020 19:38 (five years ago)

i live in London so.. no basketball close by but my kids do have the classic toy-backboard-hanging-from-a-door setup. i don't know how it's not broken yet.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 2 May 2020 19:43 (five years ago)

u need to start a movement for public courts there so yr and all kids can grow up right

lag∞n, Saturday, 2 May 2020 19:49 (five years ago)

plenty of public hoops in Paris, time to head south

Joey Corona (Euler), Saturday, 2 May 2020 20:21 (five years ago)

/no rona

Joey Corona (Euler), Saturday, 2 May 2020 20:22 (five years ago)

paris knows whats up

lag∞n, Saturday, 2 May 2020 22:16 (five years ago)

For awhile this guy was coming to my open gym who had grown up with Laimbeer. Played little league together. He said he was a good dude, guessed that he adopted the Asshole persona as a coping mechanism for being a target on the court (ie rich white guy) and just went down that rabbit hole.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 2 May 2020 22:30 (five years ago)

Laimbeer went to Notre Dame. He's just like every other person I've met that went there.

The only cool thing Bill Laimbeer did in his life was play a Sleestak on Land of the Lost when he was a kid.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 2 May 2020 23:07 (five years ago)

Bill Laimbeer and Ferguson from Clarissa Explains It All are just like every other person I've met that went there.

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 2 May 2020 23:26 (five years ago)

is there something bad i don't know about laimbeer's lengthy and championship winning run as a coach in the wnba?

Clay, Sunday, 3 May 2020 01:10 (five years ago)

I will be happy to accept my place as a Bill Laimbeer of ILX

Joey Corona (Euler), Sunday, 3 May 2020 11:40 (five years ago)

fred is the laimbeer of ILX

k3vin k., Sunday, 3 May 2020 14:09 (five years ago)

well really I just mean GO IRISH

Joey Corona (Euler), Sunday, 3 May 2020 14:09 (five years ago)

>:[

k3vin k., Sunday, 3 May 2020 14:17 (five years ago)

blue & gold to the bone, baby

actually I hate bill laimbeer too, we're not *all* like that

Joey Corona (Euler), Sunday, 3 May 2020 14:21 (five years ago)

there"s a place called "barnaby"s beef bar" near campus where we discuss who we"re beefin" with. rn i"m beefin" with apostrophes.

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 3 May 2020 14:42 (five years ago)

beef bar, pizza kitchen

didn't I say once on ilx that I called Barnaby's once to ask what a beef bar is, like, was it a buffet that served beef, and they didn't understand the question, and I kept trying to clarify, and they just couldn't answer

well I pledge to you all not to do that on ilx

Joey Corona (Euler), Sunday, 3 May 2020 15:46 (five years ago)

actually I hate bill laimbeer too, we're not *all* like that

― Joey Corona (Euler), Sunday, May 3, 2020 9:21 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

it’s true, most notre dame athletes are not nearly as successful as laimbeer

sleight return (voodoo chili), Sunday, 3 May 2020 15:54 (five years ago)

fuck

Joey Corona (Euler), Sunday, 3 May 2020 16:01 (five years ago)

that's a beefy chili or a chilly beef. either way, i've lost my picnic spirit.

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 3 May 2020 16:06 (five years ago)

actually excited to see new eps tonight!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 3 May 2020 16:59 (five years ago)

yeah thank God for this show

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 3 May 2020 17:06 (five years ago)

actually I hate bill laimbeer too, we're not *all* like that

― Joey Corona (Euler), Sunday, May 3, 2020 9:21 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

it’s true, most notre dame athletes are not nearly as successful as laimbeer

― sleight return (voodoo chili), Sunday, May 3, 2020 10:54 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

lmao

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Sunday, 3 May 2020 17:06 (five years ago)

the only ND alum i know was the academic dean of the HS i teach at, shes cool

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Sunday, 3 May 2020 17:07 (five years ago)

notre dame more like notre lame lol faced

lag∞n, Sunday, 3 May 2020 17:09 (five years ago)

french for "our lame"

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Sunday, 3 May 2020 17:19 (five years ago)

more spin than rod strickland

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 3 May 2020 17:46 (five years ago)

buncha hunchbacks

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 3 May 2020 18:55 (five years ago)

christian laettner trending in anticipation of dream team ep tonight, cannot wait to watch behind the scenes shootarounds with these guys

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 3 May 2020 19:36 (five years ago)

only laettner could steal the hatred away from laimbeer

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 3 May 2020 19:46 (five years ago)

Laettner & Laimbeer join together to form the most evil Voltron in basketball

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 3 May 2020 20:01 (five years ago)

Please don’t compare Laettner to laimbeer. Laettner was an arrogant guy who didn’t mind people thinking he was gay, which is a cool combo. Laimbeer was a criminal essentially

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 3 May 2020 20:07 (five years ago)

a criminal champion

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 3 May 2020 20:08 (five years ago)

agree that laettner didnt deserve the hate except that he did choose to play for duke so he kinda did

lag∞n, Sunday, 3 May 2020 20:46 (five years ago)

he went from college superstar to nba role player and didnt seem to mind

lag∞n, Sunday, 3 May 2020 20:47 (five years ago)

he did start to do some drugs about it

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 3 May 2020 20:52 (five years ago)

laettner was a #3 draft pick, but he was never good enough to justify going that high. if he had insisted on being paid like an nba star he would have ended up playing somewhere in Europe, because he was only suited to be a role player and the league knew that after two or three seasons of trying to elevate him to a star.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 3 May 2020 20:54 (five years ago)

i completely forgot laettner got suspended for weed late in his career
anytime i think of that guy i think of him sticking his tongue out at the crowd and throwing up devil horns; how come i can't readily find a gif of that

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 3 May 2020 21:10 (five years ago)

I don't like Laetner but he was better than a role player. That 1992 draft class was 2 hall of famers and a handful of regular contributors, including Laetner. Maybe he wouldn't be #3 in a re-do, but he's in the top 5 or 6 in that class. He's just not a player you build a team around.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 3 May 2020 21:11 (five years ago)

no yr right he was solid

lag∞n, Sunday, 3 May 2020 21:24 (five years ago)

laettner def hotter

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 3 May 2020 21:49 (five years ago)

Always assumed that was big reason he was hated

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 3 May 2020 22:17 (five years ago)

read an interview w him where he didnt come off like he had some big ego or smth he said he always embraced the scrappy side of life

lag∞n, Sunday, 3 May 2020 22:22 (five years ago)

finally watching this. is the story that this footage was just sitting around for 20 years??

how does magic look EXACTLY THE SAME????

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 3 May 2020 22:47 (five years ago)

99.99999% of people who play basketball aren't good enough to be NBA role players, Laettner wasn't that bad

but EZ otm he was resented for being cocky like a star and drafted 3 but only being a role player

the 30 for 30 on him is good. funny always assumed he was a rich kid but he was working class

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 3 May 2020 22:52 (five years ago)

also he was drafted by the timberwolves which is a good way to ruin your career

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 3 May 2020 22:54 (five years ago)

laettner was a great troll. i think there's a lot of ways he could have had a better career. just got unlucky.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 3 May 2020 23:29 (five years ago)

timberwolves first round picks being busts is the ultimate nature vs nurture debate

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 3 May 2020 23:31 (five years ago)

anything is possible

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 3 May 2020 23:42 (five years ago)

yeah, Laettner might yet surprise us

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 4 May 2020 00:31 (five years ago)

there was really no way jordan wasnt good enough to make his high school team ever right i mean some coach just hated him or something

lag∞n, Monday, 4 May 2020 01:27 (five years ago)

I dunno. jordan growing half a foot and growing his game exponentially every offseason is a theme.

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 4 May 2020 01:43 (five years ago)

at some point his dad mocked him about not knowing how to use a jigsaw, so he grew himself and began dunking.

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 4 May 2020 01:44 (five years ago)

its doesnt matter hes still good enough to make a high school team

lag∞n, Monday, 4 May 2020 01:45 (five years ago)

maybe he asked to run more lines at the end of practice to make the team better and everyone hated him

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 4 May 2020 01:49 (five years ago)

idk if anyones heard that story in more detail ive only ever seen it like how it was in the doc michael didnt make the team and was sad for one day but then after that he was determined and became amazing at basketball, like who made the team ahead of him what was the whole deal how good was he then

lag∞n, Monday, 4 May 2020 01:58 (five years ago)

the timeline is weird like he didnt make the sophmore team, and then at some point between then and college north carolina came to the conclusion he was the best player in high school basketball, what was the interval between not making the team and being the best in the whole damn country, i mean i get that he grew but six one is plenty tall enough to play high school basketball, theres are tons of 6-1 guys in the pros

lag∞n, Monday, 4 May 2020 02:03 (five years ago)

i don't remember the specifics well enough but i did read roland lazenby's michael book and the vibe was definitely that he was never some sort of incredible prospect but more someone who gradually built his game over time.

i'll try to skim it soon and see if there are some good details.

call all destroyer, Monday, 4 May 2020 02:12 (five years ago)

im calling bullshit i think there was a coverup something weird happened

lag∞n, Monday, 4 May 2020 02:13 (five years ago)

you tell its not a real jordan story cause he doesnt talk about someone he has generated an intense petty resentment for, like hes mad at his dad for shit talking him abt his poor handyman skills, hes mat at clyde drexler for just existing, but theres no one hes mad at for getting snubbed from his hs team

lag∞n, Monday, 4 May 2020 02:17 (five years ago)

He made hs team. Just was the last cut for varsity as a sophomore.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 4 May 2020 02:33 (five years ago)

He played in small city in NC. Wasn't recruited outside of NC really. Didn't get invited to all tge elite national camps. Then when he finally did get invited to one of the most prestigious camps he balled out and basically overnight became a top prospect.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 4 May 2020 02:40 (five years ago)

He played in small city in NC. Wasn't recruited outside of NC really. Didn't get invited to all tge elite national camps.

all of this points to that his hs team was prob not that hard to make! why didnt he make it

lag∞n, Monday, 4 May 2020 02:46 (five years ago)

i mean it was prob something dumb like there were upperclassmen the coach just liked and felt loyal too ahead of him, but still its a reason, i mean no one ever even really tries to say he wasnt good enough to make the team they just say he didnt make it

lag∞n, Monday, 4 May 2020 02:48 (five years ago)

Jordan's HS coach could have had a fetish for seniors and a poor sense of his players' potentials. Or he could have hated MJ's style as not old-school enough. Or he could have been blind and daft. Or racist. You never know the whole story on this stuff.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 4 May 2020 02:50 (five years ago)

it's 100% the small southern town deference to upperclassman thing and i've always assumed as much

Clay, Monday, 4 May 2020 02:52 (five years ago)

cldnt even find one spot for ol mikey jordan, shameful

lag∞n, Monday, 4 May 2020 02:54 (five years ago)

“do you have a gambling problem?”

“nooooo” - man in sunglasses indoors pic.twitter.com/uMf9w9CkrV

— mike taddow (@taddmike) May 4, 2020

lag∞n, Monday, 4 May 2020 02:56 (five years ago)

this big city slicker lagoon will ask why holding hands meant something baby next

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 4 May 2020 02:57 (five years ago)

well...

lag∞n, Monday, 4 May 2020 02:58 (five years ago)

whatre the chances jordan was the best player trying out for the team the year he didnt make it its like 99%

lag∞n, Monday, 4 May 2020 02:59 (five years ago)

im tired so tired of success wins marketing

lag∞n, Monday, 4 May 2020 03:04 (five years ago)

like no one is trying to say jordan didnt work extremely hard to be the best but i feel like trying to shoehorn another overcoming adversity struggle into making the high school team is just browbeating us

lag∞n, Monday, 4 May 2020 03:06 (five years ago)

Deference to upper classmen yes, and the dude who made the team instead of him was 6"8"

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 4 May 2020 03:08 (five years ago)

I think it's misleading to say he didn't make the team. Didn't make varsity as underclassman.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 4 May 2020 03:09 (five years ago)

idk if anyones heard that story in more detail ive only ever seen it like how it was in the doc michael didnt make the team and was sad for one day but then after that he was determined and became amazing at basketball, like who made the team ahead of him what was the whole deal how good was he then

― lag∞n, Sunday, May 3, 2020 9:58 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

you tell its not a real jordan story cause he doesnt talk about someone he has generated an intense petty resentment for, like hes mad at his dad for shit talking him abt his poor handyman skills, hes mat at clyde drexler for just existing, but theres no one hes mad at for getting snubbed from his hs team

― lag∞n, Sunday, May 3, 2020 10:17 PM (forty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

the guy who beat him out for the (varsity) team was this guy (jordan played JV that year) and actually the legend goes jordan would “envision him” during workouts and later check into hotels under the name “leroy smith”!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvest_Smith

k3vin k., Monday, 4 May 2020 03:14 (five years ago)

theres no "guy" who beat him out you guys a basketball team has 12 spots! wake up sheeple!

lag∞n, Monday, 4 May 2020 03:17 (five years ago)

He was always pretty good friends with Leroy Smith. Don't think there was animosity there.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 4 May 2020 03:20 (five years ago)

ha ok so it literally was just some coach who only picked upperclassmen

Smith and Michael Jordan were childhood friends who played together on their ninth-grade basketball squad. In 1978, during their second year at Emsley A. Laney High School, both tried out for the lone sophomore opening on the varsity basketball team.

and yet

In 1991, Jordan acknowledged the impact of the event, "It all started when Coach Herring cut me. What it did was instill some values in me. It was a lesson to me to dig within myself."

lag∞n, Monday, 4 May 2020 03:28 (five years ago)

the coach was dumb doesnt have the same ring there is no life lesson

lag∞n, Monday, 4 May 2020 03:29 (five years ago)

In 1991 Jordan knew what to say when talking to interviewers.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 4 May 2020 03:30 (five years ago)

jordan is very good at knowing what to say i give him credit he is a very smooth individual at basketball and handling the media

lag∞n, Monday, 4 May 2020 03:34 (five years ago)

and having excellent sneakers

lag∞n, Monday, 4 May 2020 03:35 (five years ago)

was thinking abt how jordans have been the premiere sneaker basically since they launched, pretty wild

lag∞n, Monday, 4 May 2020 03:35 (five years ago)

Man the moment after winning the first threepeat where they’re mic-ing him up and he sorta exhaustedly asks “can i just have a few minutes here?”

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 4 May 2020 04:45 (five years ago)

and, of course, michael shittalking kobe at the all-star game

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 4 May 2020 05:01 (five years ago)

in loving memory

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 4 May 2020 05:32 (five years ago)

if they had footage of MJ betting on two flies crawling up a wall i would not bat an eyelid

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 May 2020 06:19 (five years ago)

idk if anyones heard that story in more detail ive only ever seen it like how it was in the doc michael didnt make the team and was sad for one day but then after that he was determined and became amazing at basketball, like who made the team ahead of him what was the whole deal how good was he then

― lag∞n, Sunday, May 3, 2020 8:58 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

the timeline is weird like he didnt make the sophmore team, and then at some point between then and college north carolina came to the conclusion he was the best player in high school basketball, what was the interval between not making the team and being the best in the whole damn country, i mean i get that he grew but six one is plenty tall enough to play high school basketball, theres are tons of 6-1 guys in the pros

― lag∞n, Sunday, May 3, 2020 9:03 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

i don't remember the specifics well enough but i did read roland lazenby's michael book and the vibe was definitely that he was never some sort of incredible prospect but more someone who gradually built his game over time.

i'll try to skim it soon and see if there are some good details.

― call all destroyer, Sunday, May 3, 2020 9:12 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

im calling bullshit i think there was a coverup something weird happened

― lag∞n, Sunday, May 3, 2020 9:13 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

skipping to the end of the thread, i don't care what else happened, but this is right.

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Monday, 4 May 2020 06:59 (five years ago)

i read the rest of the thread, don't see anything that says it wasn't a conspiracy

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Monday, 4 May 2020 07:01 (five years ago)

add me to the list of ilxors wondering what is up with MJ's red-ass eyes

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 4 May 2020 10:38 (five years ago)

ok serioulsy what is going one with that security guy flipping coins w MJ?

is that a real person? He looks like a Safdie bros walk-on. Hoping he gets his own episode because...wow

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 4 May 2020 12:22 (five years ago)

love that guy! he was on an earlier episode but him miming the MG shrug was the best

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 4 May 2020 12:42 (five years ago)

that hair tho

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 4 May 2020 12:46 (five years ago)

the whole thing—the hair the shoes the tie the accent

I want a spinoff doc

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 4 May 2020 12:59 (five years ago)

https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/oak-lawn-il/john-wozniak-9005145

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 4 May 2020 14:23 (five years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EXLqer5U8AAGnzb?format=jpg&name=small

lag∞n, Monday, 4 May 2020 15:13 (five years ago)

oh shit.

shit!

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 4 May 2020 15:36 (five years ago)

i forgot about this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zugK5Tf4vJ8

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 4 May 2020 15:37 (five years ago)

This may be the best part of “The Last Dance” so far. Perm guy breaking out the Jordan shrug after beating him in quarters gambling. pic.twitter.com/FuukklLyIG

— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) May 4, 2020

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 May 2020 15:39 (five years ago)

^ for posterity

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 May 2020 15:40 (five years ago)

like to think that by year 3 jerry krause was calculating early in the season which teams the bulls were likely to face in the play offs and lavishing praise on a select couple of their players just so michael would eviscerate them.

oscar bravo, Monday, 4 May 2020 16:53 (five years ago)

the level of that vindictiveness was kinda frightening. I mean, i get it (sort of) but holy shit

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 May 2020 17:42 (five years ago)

not only burn the bridge but set fire to the river

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 May 2020 17:42 (five years ago)

It is kinda frightening. and I'm still lol-ing at "mad at Drexler just for existing"; it was moreso mad at media for having the nerve to compare Clyde to MJ, but still. But to compare the 2 for a sec here, I can't help but see how Drexler NOT being a psycho dickhead "competitor" hampered him. I don't think he had the full skillset like MJ had but more than that, he seemed too nice and unassuming to compete head to head with MJ.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 4 May 2020 18:10 (five years ago)

Clyde wanted the W, loved the game, had sweet skills, but he never wanted to tear your beating heart out of your chest and hold it in front of your dying eyes, as MJ so often wished to do.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 4 May 2020 18:17 (five years ago)

jordan is very good at knowing what to say i give him credit he is a very smooth individual at basketball and handling the media

― lag∞n, Sunday, May 3, 2020 11:34 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

this has been 1 of my takeaways too honestly

johnny crunch, Monday, 4 May 2020 18:39 (five years ago)

the great thing about this SNES game is that forensic analytics show that one ever played as the blazers. 100.0% of SNES players chose to play as the bulls

https://i.imgur.com/msuf76Z.jpg

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Monday, 4 May 2020 18:42 (five years ago)

jordan is very good at knowing what to say i give him credit he is a very smooth individual at basketball and handling the media

― lag∞n, Sunday, May 3, 2020 11:34 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

this has been 1 of my takeaways too honestly

― johnny crunch, Monday, May 4, 2020 2:39 PM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Seemed p comfortable talking to random kids with terminal illness/Jerry Seinfeld (who did not seem comfortable but rather extremely starstruck) too.

horseshoe, Monday, 4 May 2020 18:55 (five years ago)

I guess what's getting the short shrift is his intelligence. Yes he was supremely gifted physically and had the psycho competitiveness, but it's his intelligence that allowed him to apply those 2 to maximum effect.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 4 May 2020 19:07 (five years ago)

Yeah Jordan really seens to have made it his job to be as good at being a mega worldwide celebrity as being an athlete

obviously early he had good guidance from his mom keeping him in that lane (ie Nike meeting) which is really something you cant underrate the value of, given hardheaded young stars often don’t have, don’t ask for or don’t heed that kind of guidance. he was able to fight off the immature “i hate all this shit i just want to play” for a lot of his career pre first retirement

it’s really impressive

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 May 2020 19:39 (five years ago)

and granny otm

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 May 2020 19:40 (five years ago)

yeah obvs an astute and engaged guy and def managed to do it his way despite everyone wanting a piece of him

lag∞n, Monday, 4 May 2020 20:09 (five years ago)

i do think a lot of his way was dullard a-dog mythologizing bullshit that business school guys love but a lot of that is really pushed more by tedious sportswriters than by jordan himself, and obvs he was one of the best athletes ever and somehow even more entertaining than he shouldve been had cool sneakers and radiated charisma

lag∞n, Monday, 4 May 2020 20:15 (five years ago)

the gambling i find really interesting troubling

untangling his ideas about gambling addiction, say

like you don’t have to be putting up your house as collateral or depriving your family of food to be addicted. there’s such a thing as a functioning addict

and being addicted to competing feeds the gambling.

like, dude: if you can’t compete with financial stakes to get off, you MAY have a gambling addiction

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 May 2020 20:16 (five years ago)

*without financial stakes

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 May 2020 20:17 (five years ago)

calling kobe that little guy from the lakers lmao dude he literally modeled his entire existence off of you and your success wins system have some compassion

lag∞n, Monday, 4 May 2020 20:18 (five years ago)

if you are rolling to Atlantic City the night before a playoff and you are using high-stakes gambling as a means to ~calm down~

... you MAY have a gambling addiction

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 May 2020 20:19 (five years ago)

its just betting a few hundo thou to take the edge off

lag∞n, Monday, 4 May 2020 20:20 (five years ago)

#hoooboy

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 May 2020 20:24 (five years ago)

seems like a person with just an extremely high energy level and a lot of his life was figuring out how to channel it

lag∞n, Monday, 4 May 2020 20:25 (five years ago)

Woz hustled the absolute hell out of Jordan in the third game, he got MJ to agree to book an even money payout when Jordan was nearly a 10:1 underdog.

Jordan went out to the court minutes later and beat the Celtics by 23.https://t.co/pTNnGtEq0a pic.twitter.com/aOt3mS4Y9R

— Rob Perez (@WorldWideWob) May 4, 2020

lag∞n, Monday, 4 May 2020 20:27 (five years ago)

as an anti-gambler, I'd say he def had/has gambling addiction

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 4 May 2020 20:29 (five years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EXLjQnWU4AEBg_G?format=jpg&name=small

lag∞n, Monday, 4 May 2020 20:32 (five years ago)

like you don’t have to be putting up your house as collateral or depriving your family of food to be addicted. there’s such a thing as a functioning addict

one good way to be a functioning gambling addict is to have so much fucking money it's hard to blow it all

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 4 May 2020 20:35 (five years ago)

exactly!!

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 May 2020 20:36 (five years ago)

I can't help but see how Drexler NOT being a psycho dickhead "competitor" hampered him.

no smoke but to me this was a silly argument when people made it at the time and still is. Drexler was a first ballot hall of famer and one of the most exciting players of his era to watch. If he had been a sociopath on top of that, it wasn't going to elevate his game to MJs level! The part with Barkley, who never met a boast he couldn't swallow, acknowledging that Michael was just a better player than he ever was feels instructive.

Michael was this weird blend of mental illness, astonishing physical prowess, intelligence, creativity and basketball skill that rendered him pretty much inarguably that much better than Drexler and, on any given night, better defensively and offensively than anyone on the court. The only other modern era player I thought came close to Michael's skillset and approach was Kobe. Which is not to say that, say, LeBron or Steph are "worse" than MJ; they just were playing a different game with different bodies in a different league.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 4 May 2020 21:46 (five years ago)

MJ’s red eyes creep me out

― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, April 28, 2020 10:19 PM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

I feel like they are *yellow*—how does that happen?

He has not aged well.

horseshoe, Monday, 4 May 2020 21:49 (five years ago)

If he had been a sociopath on top of that, it wasn't going to elevate his game to MJs level!

coulda got him closer to it

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 4 May 2020 21:52 (five years ago)

but agree to disagree on this one I guess

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 4 May 2020 21:52 (five years ago)

he was p bad in 92 Finals

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 4 May 2020 21:52 (five years ago)

shouldn't say he was bad. Just pretty blah. Never exerted his will. Just a meek dude.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 4 May 2020 21:54 (five years ago)

i always thought of Drexler's game as "elegant"

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 4 May 2020 21:58 (five years ago)

Clyde the Glide is an all time nickname

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 4 May 2020 22:02 (five years ago)

guess you'd have to also say sociopathy didn't give MJ an edge either then

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 4 May 2020 22:02 (five years ago)

xxpost horseshoe

yeah the whites of his eyes are def yellow!, but his irises look red

either way, not colors recommended for eyes

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 May 2020 22:09 (five years ago)

His bristly, sparse soul patch also not a good look

horseshoe, Monday, 4 May 2020 22:09 (five years ago)

xp i guess the thing is that MJs sociopathy clearly did give him an edge but i see that as part and parcel of his approach to the game and it's not transferrable as a bonus. Like I wouldn't argue that Michael would've been that much more dominant if he had been a seven footer.
#80sbabythoughts

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 4 May 2020 22:11 (five years ago)

Tbf to 90s Jordan, in one of the clips from the last ep, Scottie Pippen also had a lone gold hoop earring. Looks worse on MJ, though, maybe bc he’s bald?

horseshoe, Monday, 4 May 2020 22:11 (five years ago)

Is there a thread on ILH to explain why everyone hates Isiah Thomas?

horseshoe, Monday, 4 May 2020 22:12 (five years ago)

start one!!!! also hi horseshoe!!!!!!!

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Monday, 4 May 2020 22:30 (five years ago)

hi m bise!!!

horseshoe, Monday, 4 May 2020 22:57 (five years ago)

doug collins: “when i was coaching michael, he became the league mvp, the all-star game mvp, and defensive player of the year. now that’s greatness.”

are you talking about mj there, doug? or...

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 4 May 2020 23:03 (five years ago)

Is there a thread on ILH to explain why everyone hates Isiah Thomas?

― horseshoe, Monday, May 4, 2020 6:12 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

there are a lot of assholes in the nba but i think what sets isiah apart is hes the smarmiest person in the world, hes just fake as fuck and ppl dont like that, and then also players hated the pistons cause they played too rough and isiah was the pistons best player, is how i break it down to an extent

lag∞n, Monday, 4 May 2020 23:23 (five years ago)

ty!

horseshoe, Monday, 4 May 2020 23:25 (five years ago)

im sure there are also particular stories of shit he did u cld track down, if u do post them here thx

lag∞n, Monday, 4 May 2020 23:26 (five years ago)

it bothers me that Isiah has a similar speaking voice to Smokey Robinson. I wish his voice was more jerk-sounding.

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 May 2020 23:27 (five years ago)

also there's that whole sexual harassment thing

Spottie, Monday, 4 May 2020 23:27 (five years ago)

i wish he were less handsome

horseshoe, Monday, 4 May 2020 23:28 (five years ago)

yeah i mean hes exactly the type of guy to talk a corrupt billionare into hiring him then oversea a hellish work environment all the while acting like his shit doesnt stink

lag∞n, Monday, 4 May 2020 23:29 (five years ago)

horseshoe otm

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 May 2020 23:34 (five years ago)

eveything about him is infuriating, gross or weird or all three

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 May 2020 23:36 (five years ago)

im sorry he had to be so attractive my thoughts are with you in these difficult times

lag∞n, Monday, 4 May 2020 23:37 (five years ago)

ty

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 May 2020 23:49 (five years ago)

i hated him and respected him because he was the celtics' nemesis for awhile, along with reggie miller

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 4 May 2020 23:53 (five years ago)

i was only a casual basketball fan at the time - i watched the playoffs when the celtics were in it - but that was probably the peak of my fandom until the ewing-era knicks/heat rivalry, so it's been pretty amazing to hear the details behind what i only saw the outside of at the time, in passing

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 4 May 2020 23:55 (five years ago)

laettner was a #3 draft pick, but he was never good enough to justify going that high. if he had insisted on being paid like an nba star he would have ended up playing somewhere in Europe, because he was only suited to be a role player and the league knew that after two or three seasons of trying to elevate him to a star.


He literally made an allstar team

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 4 May 2020 23:57 (five years ago)

Drafted by one of the worst organizations in the history of the league, settled into being a pretty good starter/sixth man, a lot worse can happen at the number 3 pick

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 4 May 2020 23:58 (five years ago)

lol this allstar game footage all these alltime great and then antoine walker and vin baker

lag∞n, Tuesday, 5 May 2020 00:02 (five years ago)

i love how there's always a couple losers on the all-star teams but the late 90s/early aughts were the zenith of the phenomenon

Clay, Tuesday, 5 May 2020 00:03 (five years ago)

actually i guess there's so hq talent these days that we haven't had a true wtf guy like dale davis or whatever making a squad in a few years

Clay, Tuesday, 5 May 2020 00:04 (five years ago)

loosening the positional requirements helped too

lag∞n, Tuesday, 5 May 2020 00:05 (five years ago)

ok so i did just flip through the chapter in lazenby's book on jordan not making varsity as a sophomore. here's the quick version:

- the team was returning 11 seniors and 3 juniors
- 8 of the returning upperclassmen were guards
- jordan was 5'10" at the time, and the sophomore who made the team was 6'6"
- "he couldn't beat any of the upperclassmen 1 on 1 until the end of his sophomore year"
- sadly, the varsity coach was out of coaching 3 years after jordan graduated due to the onset of schizophrenia

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 5 May 2020 00:59 (five years ago)

Been thinking bout him since i first saw him. In the movie over the course of the season MJ gets into him for over 50k - this guy needed 50k he promised for his daughter and her husband for a mortgage payment. He won’t take MJ up on another bet. MJ SHOWS UP AT HIS HOUSE.

— SAFDIE (@JOSH_BENNY) May 4, 2020

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 01:30 (five years ago)

omg I called it

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 01:32 (five years ago)

haa

lag∞n, Tuesday, 5 May 2020 01:33 (five years ago)

i just watched the ep and the dude is fucking around with his gun while michael is pitching quarters

https://i.imgur.com/KCE7JzL.png

lag∞n, Tuesday, 5 May 2020 01:39 (five years ago)

I’ll keep watching this but kinda feel ESPN buried the lede here

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 02:04 (five years ago)

love how there were at least four different pronunciations of kukoc in the first episode

fatuous salad (symsymsym), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 08:50 (five years ago)

Lol. I think Barkley STILL calls Dirk "No-wit-ski".

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 17:13 (five years ago)

man how cool would it to be buds with john salley. just seems like the coolest, most thoughtful dude.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 22:27 (five years ago)

it feels churlish to complain about anything amid the incredible bounty of this series but the structure gives me whiplash. i get that it's a complex thing they're trying to pull off - the spine is the footage from 97/98, and they have to set up all the stories including key milestones in the team's progress. but sometimes i'm like, wait rodman's a piston again?? fuck

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 23:10 (five years ago)

same

DJI, Tuesday, 5 May 2020 23:21 (five years ago)

yah even as a diehard its a little hard to follow especially as the past clips get closer and closer to the 97-98 season

Spottie, Tuesday, 5 May 2020 23:29 (five years ago)

i really like the digressive style i think theyre doing a good job of keeping it interesting

lag∞n, Wednesday, 6 May 2020 00:01 (five years ago)

they also show a graphic every time they jump around

lag∞n, Wednesday, 6 May 2020 00:01 (five years ago)

i noticed that :) yeah it definitely keeps you guessing

man, today's jordan. the gap between what he was then and now. he's capable of a lot of nuanced reflection now - he has a kind of humanity that i never really credited him with. savvy, yes, humanity, no. and he looks like a sack of crap. you look at wennington, salley, pippen - they look great. they look alive. the gap with what jordan was - superhuman, alive to everything - and today is like.... fuck. feels like there's some layers of narcotization back there in the storeroom of his post-career life that he's somehow made his peace with or intermittently climbs his way out of.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 6 May 2020 00:03 (five years ago)

yeah

lag∞n, Wednesday, 6 May 2020 00:04 (five years ago)

when he said if he could change one think itd be to not have been a role model there was a lot there

lag∞n, Wednesday, 6 May 2020 00:05 (five years ago)

i never thought i’d look at jordan and feel... pity?

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 6 May 2020 00:06 (five years ago)

he looks pretty normal to me minus the eyes. i think being an owner of one of the worst hoops franchises and not being able to figure it out eats at him every day tho.

i remember this article having some good inside nuggets:
http://www.espn.com/espn/feature/story/_/page/Michael-Jordan/michael-jordan-not-left-building

Spottie, Wednesday, 6 May 2020 00:20 (five years ago)

i agree w tracer that he seems sad and like he does booze and pills but its not like hes unraveling it just is what it is

lag∞n, Wednesday, 6 May 2020 00:22 (five years ago)

Back in the office after his vacation on a 154-foot rented yacht named Mister Terrible

beautiful phrase

lag∞n, Wednesday, 6 May 2020 00:29 (five years ago)

dark musings!

"I … I always thought I would die young," he says, leaning up to rap his knuckles on the rich, dark wood of his desk.

lag∞n, Wednesday, 6 May 2020 00:32 (five years ago)

was listening to some pod recently and they advanced the idea that as an owner having so little control over outcomes would be driving him totally insane if he didn't detach in a pretty severe way.

to me he seems pretty normal among people who peaked early. they usually know when they don't have a second act. so he plays 36 holes of golf every day and hangs out with a family he seems to at least kind of like. it could be worse.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 6 May 2020 00:36 (five years ago)

The Harvey Gantt stuff in E5 was really interesting. I'm familiar with the Jordan quote but didn't know it was connected to a specific political campaign.

Felt bad for Kukoc for being thrown into that impossible situation in the Olympics--here, go pitch to Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig; I got them nice and angry ahead of time for you--so was glad he made a good showing second time around.

clemenza, Wednesday, 6 May 2020 22:29 (five years ago)

he's capable of a lot of nuanced reflection now

That's the best thing about this. He wiggled a bit talking about Gantt, but for the most part, I never feel like he's shaping his responses. The things that drove him then still do--loved the Clyde Drexler showdown, the way he's able to speak respectfully about Drexler but still make it clear it was a mismatch.

clemenza, Wednesday, 6 May 2020 22:33 (five years ago)

it's fun to watch the glass of whiskey next to him go up and down

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 6 May 2020 23:13 (five years ago)

yeah, i imagine the quantum state of that tumbler is impacting the nature of this doc quite a bit

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 6 May 2020 23:32 (five years ago)

i saw somewhere that it's extra anejo tequila which is appropriately gauche

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 6 May 2020 23:35 (five years ago)

lol that is definitely a hard liquor flex

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 May 2020 00:37 (five years ago)

Lol. I think Barkley STILL calls Dirk "No-wit-ski".


Dirk says this is ok

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 7 May 2020 04:28 (five years ago)

Cause he's chill af or is that actually a widely accepted variant?

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 7 May 2020 04:31 (five years ago)

Like how Olajuwon let 10 years go by before going um actually it's Hakeem not Akeem

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 7 May 2020 04:33 (five years ago)

Charles Barkley was great in E5. Disappointed to read Jordan's feuding with him, too--1000% with Barkley there.

clemenza, Thursday, 7 May 2020 15:04 (five years ago)

i can't stop thinking about a guns and roses doc made exactly like this with a fat old axl sitting there settling scores and getting embarrassed by old footage and pointedly not touching a tumbler full of whiskey and al gore talking about how he had to sneak his listening on a walkman while tipper was in another room

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 7 May 2020 15:11 (five years ago)

lol hell yes

lag∞n, Thursday, 7 May 2020 15:19 (five years ago)

i want to hear axl reveal all about his feud with mnuchin

did mnuchin walk out of the conference room without shaking hands?

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 7 May 2020 15:20 (five years ago)

yes!

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 May 2020 15:20 (five years ago)

i didn't expect that to be resolved so quickly, but it makes sense!

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 7 May 2020 15:21 (five years ago)

oh lol my YES was for the idea of the axl doc series

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 May 2020 15:22 (five years ago)

I'm the biggest MJ fan on ILH but yeah I'm with Barkley on that too. You'd hope that MJ would hear Barkley's recent comments about their falling out and extend a hand to Barkley, but I'm not holding my breath.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 7 May 2020 17:16 (five years ago)

i was just reading about it this morning. that sucks :(

i imagine it’s not uncommon though? switching from sport to commentary & being called on to give some hard opinions about friends & fellow teammates etc. maybe moreso for barkley bc he never pulled his punches anyway

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 May 2020 19:14 (five years ago)

i am okay with anybody in the entire world not being friends with charles barkley; he seems like he would get infuriating quickly

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 7 May 2020 19:21 (five years ago)

Barkley's words are more hurtful than he seems to realize. He focuses on how he said the people around Jordan are bad and not Jordan specifically. But in doing that, he's painting a picture of MJ as a clueless dupe. It's the sort of criticism that probably causes more turmoil and second-guessing within the org than just saying "Jordan made this or that terrible pick/decision, and they need to recover from that."

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 May 2020 19:26 (five years ago)

ultimately, Barkley is either right or wrong about it. if he's right, i'm probably on his side. but if he was trying to craft a middle ground soundbyte that allowed him to do his job and not hurt his friend, I think he failed.

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 May 2020 19:28 (five years ago)

where is the info re barkley feud

lag∞n, Thursday, 7 May 2020 19:28 (five years ago)

https://youtu.be/vGAY_pKRelQ

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 May 2020 20:13 (five years ago)

I read Chuck's autobio 10 yrs or so ago and he came off WAY differently than he does on TV. I'm guessing he's much different person than most ppl judge him to be.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 7 May 2020 20:20 (five years ago)

the golf swing hitch is an affectation

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 May 2020 20:24 (five years ago)

guys don’t make me tell my Charles Barkley was a dick to me where I was a teenager story on here for like the fifth time, but yeah in sum chuck is an actual insensitive dick

Clay, Thursday, 7 May 2020 21:09 (five years ago)

https://youtu.be/vGAY_pKRelQ

― Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, May 7, 2020 4:13 PM (fifty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol i actually love this

lag∞n, Thursday, 7 May 2020 21:12 (five years ago)

Was trying to let MJ off the hook for being a dick by thinking he just got worn down by the constant scrutiny and infamy, that he developed it as a defense mechanism. But then there's that story from that great long article several years back (I'm blanking on the author. I can picture him. Name starts with W?) about him on a commercial shoot early in his career where he put his finger into every donut in a box just so the crew wouldn't have any, because they didn't deserve HIS donuts.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 7 May 2020 21:29 (five years ago)

ok it's Wright Thompson and I mangled that anecdote:

"Back when they used to shoot a lot of commercials, Jordan's security team would wait for him in his trailer while he was on set. A woman named Linda cooked Michael's meals, and he loved cinnamon rolls. She'd bake a tray and bring it to him. When it came time to film, he'd see the guards eyeing the cinnamon rolls and he'd walk over and spit on each one, to make sure nobody took his food."

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 7 May 2020 21:32 (five years ago)

idk i wouldnt really want to eat food that i spit on

lag∞n, Thursday, 7 May 2020 21:34 (five years ago)

that's why you have no 'chips

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 7 May 2020 21:41 (five years ago)

damn was wondering why at least now i know

lag∞n, Thursday, 7 May 2020 21:42 (five years ago)

goon has got zero #MambaMentality

Spottie, Thursday, 7 May 2020 21:43 (five years ago)

fuck its true

lag∞n, Thursday, 7 May 2020 21:44 (five years ago)

i posted that wright thompson article a couple days back. was pretty eye opening for me when i read it as i never really followed MJ the person before.

Spottie, Thursday, 7 May 2020 21:44 (five years ago)

he'd see the guards eyeing the cinnamon rolls and he'd walk over and spit on each one

just an alpha dog marking his territory

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 7 May 2020 21:47 (five years ago)

I think it was eye-opening for most ppl. He's so guarded, there wasn't that sort of behind-the-curtains look at him before afaik.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 7 May 2020 21:47 (five years ago)

cinnamon rolls are for NBA game CLOSERS

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 7 May 2020 21:47 (five years ago)

where is the info re barkley feud

This is the piece I came across:

http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/29140010/charles-barkley-see-long-riff-michael-jordan-ending

Barkley's been one of my favourite interviews for years, even only as a casual basketball fan. I thought he was very eloquent in the documentary, saying that for the first time in that final series he had to accept that there was a player better than he was (after a game where he played great and it still wasn't enough).

clemenza, Friday, 8 May 2020 00:03 (five years ago)

I find his love for the humble homemade cinnamon roll a bit charming. Probably made Linda feel good anyway.

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 8 May 2020 00:05 (five years ago)

cinnamon rolls are good

lag∞n, Friday, 8 May 2020 00:08 (five years ago)

This article gave me a lot of goodwill towards Barkley, well worth a read

https://amp.wbur.org/onlyagame/2018/12/14/lin-wang-charles-barkley

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 8 May 2020 00:32 (five years ago)

Just realized why I misrembered that anecdote. My friend once brought me donuts at work and stuck her finger in one just as a gag lol.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 8 May 2020 03:09 (five years ago)

Jordan in that Phoenix series might have been the peak Jordan.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 8 May 2020 22:17 (five years ago)

Has anyone watched the Rodman 30 for 30?
I started it but it seemed v corny so i bailed.

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 May 2020 23:20 (five years ago)

it was okay! covers a lot of the same ground but is clearly filtered through Dennis' sensibilities and focuses more on the life after basketball than during.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 9 May 2020 00:12 (five years ago)

ok serioulsy what is going one with that security guy flipping coins w MJ?

is that a real person? He looks like a Safdie bros walk-on. Hoping he gets his own episode because...wow

― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), lundi 4 mai 2020 14:22 (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Eheh, that was such a great moment.
I also like the idea of MJ listening to W. Houston's first album on repeat... so gangsta !

AlXTC from Paris, Saturday, 9 May 2020 11:00 (five years ago)

https://youtu.be/42OzpZB0bqA

5 hours of MJ highlights in sequential order

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 9 May 2020 18:42 (five years ago)

ah, that's fun!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 9 May 2020 18:54 (five years ago)

yeah I appreciate seeing all the white dudes with perms (80s Doug Collins, auerbach, security dude)

brimstead, Saturday, 9 May 2020 18:56 (five years ago)

albeck

brimstead, Saturday, 9 May 2020 18:58 (five years ago)

Something I didn’t appreciate at the time was how much of Jordan’s greatness is ballhandling. None of the other guys in the greatest shooting guard discussion had handles like that. It was like trying to guard a 6’6” Iverson.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 10 May 2020 17:57 (five years ago)

Isn't Steph in the greatest shooting guard discussion? Because his handles are as amazing as his shooting stats.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 10 May 2020 18:16 (five years ago)

he’s a point guard

k3vin k., Sunday, 10 May 2020 18:24 (five years ago)

yes, but in a league where distinctions like these are increasingly irrelevant

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 10 May 2020 18:26 (five years ago)

michael broke a few ankles

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 10 May 2020 18:42 (five years ago)

Two more eps tonight!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 10 May 2020 19:22 (five years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkJOBlWvxVA

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 10 May 2020 19:23 (five years ago)

I was watching this highlight reel of Jordan's All-Star appearances yesterday. 1) It wasn't quite the hands-off shooting practice 20-25 years ago that it is today--the 2003 game-winner was very contested; 2) two or three of his most spectacular plays were feeds from Isiah Thomas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G89qHy8vcac

clemenza, Sunday, 10 May 2020 21:34 (five years ago)

yeah I caught a replay of the 98 all star game last week and those dudes were balling from the opening tip

k3vin k., Sunday, 10 May 2020 21:35 (five years ago)

Scouting report early on for MJ was he can't dribble with his left, so force him that way. But his 1st step was so insanely quick that it didn't matter, he'd still blow by elite defenders going right.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 10 May 2020 22:08 (five years ago)

The 2003 all star game feels like 7 years ago to me

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 11 May 2020 01:46 (five years ago)

re: mike’s handles and that first step it’s really insane, there are so many highlights where he’s got his back to the basket and there’s like 3 or 4 guys on him and all the sudden he’s at the rim

k3vin k., Monday, 11 May 2020 03:01 (five years ago)

pic.twitter.com/2C1QE5TJOR

— Htims R.J. (@mike_jonsey) May 11, 2020

k3vin k., Monday, 11 May 2020 03:02 (five years ago)

jordan saying he was planning on retiring before his dad died

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2020 04:17 (five years ago)

omg, the payton video is just so violent
did i see r kelly guarding dennis on the space jam pickup court?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 11 May 2020 05:10 (five years ago)

mj cldnt hit the breaking ball had to go back to hoop very sad

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2020 14:12 (five years ago)

the basketball rarely curves

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2020 14:12 (five years ago)

based on hundreds of hanes commercials, i feel comfortable saying michael is a terrible actor which makes the moment where he tears up about being considered a bad teammate kinda wow

"Way to go Craig"

MJs personal life except for his dad appears to be completely off limits. I think his kids have shown up three times? the only mention of him being married is when a team employee asks if he wants to call his wife after winning a championship and he seems kinda like "oh yeah, i guess i have to do that"

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 11 May 2020 14:15 (five years ago)

he seems to cry quite easily these days

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2020 14:18 (five years ago)

the only mention of him being married is when a team employee asks if he wants to call his wife after winning a championship and he seems kinda like "oh yeah, i guess i have to do that"

yeah, i was like... what??

you know what else seems to be off-limits? any breakdown of his actual skills whatsoever! i would love to understand more. for instance, moves like 'the smitty' are almost invisible to the naked eye when performed in real time - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpJ3RARZrzE - i would have loved to hear defenders talk about what made MJ so hard to beat.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 11 May 2020 14:26 (five years ago)

he seems to cry quite easily these days

he really does seem to have always just finished up a real intense sob sesh

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 11 May 2020 14:26 (five years ago)

Like a thousand people have asked me about Jordan’s eyes. He’s not jaundiced. He has racial melanosis of the conjunctiva. Benign, flat patches of pigment around the edge of the cornea. Extremely common in darkly pigmented individuals, more prominent with age #TheLastDance pic.twitter.com/nQjGLZNW83

— Dr. Glaucomflecken (@DGlaucomflecken) May 11, 2020

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2020 14:28 (five years ago)

you know what else seems to be off-limits? any breakdown of his actual skills whatsoever!

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, May 11, 2020 10:26 AM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah wld be cool for sure, does not seem to be this doc tho

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2020 14:29 (five years ago)

Dr. Glaucomflecken

c'mon now

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 11 May 2020 14:33 (five years ago)

i did google the condition and its a real thing fwiw

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2020 15:38 (five years ago)

also someone can be an eye doctor and a joker too!

Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken
Ophthalmologist. Comedian. Speaker. Problematic.

lag∞n, Monday, 11 May 2020 15:38 (five years ago)

Tobias Fünke style !

AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 11 May 2020 15:55 (five years ago)

he seems to cry quite easily these days

That cry came 45 mins into his 1st interview

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 11 May 2020 16:18 (five years ago)

after the "winning comes at a price" etc answer? it did seem odd to get choked up there idk

johnny crunch, Monday, 11 May 2020 16:26 (five years ago)

I'm hearing reports that Jordan is increasingly isolated

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 11 May 2020 16:28 (five years ago)

after the "winning comes at a price" etc answer? it did seem odd to get choked up there idk

― johnny crunch, Monday, May 11, 2020 bookmarkflaglink

thought the same thing

Spottie, Monday, 11 May 2020 17:04 (five years ago)

my wife commented on it too

Spottie, Monday, 11 May 2020 17:05 (five years ago)

yeah same

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 May 2020 17:08 (five years ago)

"Break."

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 11 May 2020 17:12 (five years ago)

The whole conspiracy theory about MJ’s dad’s murder and MJ’s gambling was so fucked up - then Andrea Kremer sitting there on camera giving it more air! girl, bye

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 May 2020 17:13 (five years ago)

Also the whole time I’ve been watching this, I kept thinking how MJ reminds me of Shere Khan from the Jungle Book

This scene was PURE king of the jungle shit


The best part of the Doc is watching MJ laugh at Gary Payton #LastDance

pic.twitter.com/vAFo90Aken

— Vendetta Media (@media_vendetta) May 11, 2020

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 May 2020 17:19 (five years ago)

anyone who believes Stern forced him out understands nothing about how things work. "let's get read of the league's meal ticket, because word that he's a gambling addict mayyyyy come out. But after 1.5 seasons he can come back". Conspiracy theories are a mental disease.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 11 May 2020 17:29 (five years ago)

Who here believes that it was MJ's "style" as a teammate that got the Bulls their championships vs it was just his talent that pushed them over the top?

Is there an example of someone as competitive as Jordan who wasn't an asshole to his teammates? Is his competitiveness the reason he was the best of all time? He kinda seems to think so.

DJI, Monday, 11 May 2020 17:32 (five years ago)

xpost Yeah it’s that whole thing of avoiding processing the tragedy as an act of chaos - it’s funny how the need to put concrete reasons behind the murder and have it ~make sense~ ironically allows for ideas that have little to no connection w reality

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 May 2020 17:36 (five years ago)

Kobe was not known for being easy to get along with...

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 11 May 2020 17:39 (five years ago)

Is there an example of someone as competitive as Jordan who wasn't an asshole to his teammates?

Giannis ??

frogbs, Monday, 11 May 2020 17:39 (five years ago)

i feel like duncan is a good example of a player with that same drive to win, same passion, different skillset and different mindset

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 11 May 2020 17:40 (five years ago)

sidebar I Loved this moment too <3

Favorite moment of the week #lastdance
Pippen calling Jordan back 😬 pic.twitter.com/FkFXMZLzxM

— Saymyname (@iamabhiramhari) May 11, 2020

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 May 2020 17:44 (five years ago)

i only watched him at the VERY end of his career but I believe Kareem was ultra-competitive and a good teammate

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 11 May 2020 17:53 (five years ago)

the playoff game that Pippen sat out the last play on was ultra-painful to relive. I can totally see Cartwright crying about it in the locker room.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 11 May 2020 17:54 (five years ago)

good call on Duncan

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 11 May 2020 18:01 (five years ago)

Who here believes that it was MJ's "style" as a teammate that got the Bulls their championships vs it was just his talent that pushed them over the top?

He was a dick and it was unnecessary. There's ways to "hold your teammates to your own high standards" without being a dick, I'm sure of it.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 11 May 2020 18:03 (five years ago)

VG, that was my favorite moment too.

scottie is super cool.

sleight return (voodoo chili), Monday, 11 May 2020 21:17 (five years ago)

man i forgot about keith van horn

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 11 May 2020 22:07 (five years ago)

Scottie is super cool*

*except when punking out on his own team by sulking over who gets to throw the buzzer beating shot. CMON SCOTTIE

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 May 2020 22:16 (five years ago)

i don't fully subscribe to the jay kang 'scottie was right' theory, but...

Scottie was right. Are you kidding me. He put aside everything for 3 chips, got underpaid and they want him to inbound the ball to some rookie who doesn’t play defense?

— kang👎 (@jaycaspiankang) May 11, 2020

sleight return (voodoo chili), Monday, 11 May 2020 22:20 (five years ago)

rmde

petty-ass gradeschool bullshit

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 May 2020 22:26 (five years ago)

Shouldn’t you be inbounding to guys who are good at offense

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 11 May 2020 22:35 (five years ago)

THANK YOU

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 May 2020 22:38 (five years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB64fvG5zdw

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 11 May 2020 22:43 (five years ago)

yeah lol, i agree that it was a punk move on scottie's part, but i kinda resent the fact that this one thing is apparently the career-defining moment for him, not the decades' worth of deference and selfless play.

sleight return (voodoo chili), Monday, 11 May 2020 22:48 (five years ago)

the huge fight in the second quarter from that clip is shrugged off as no big deal; if that happened in 2019/2020 it would've been a GARGANTUAN story
i miss scrappy ball, ron artest has a lot to answer for

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 11 May 2020 22:50 (five years ago)

good on dick versace for offering his head as butterfly cocoon

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 11 May 2020 23:41 (five years ago)

i wanted so badly to draw droopy ears and a black nose on him like a dog

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 May 2020 23:50 (five years ago)

Kukoc's game winner was an incredible shot, kinda sad it was so overshadowed

fatuous salad (symsymsym), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 00:25 (five years ago)

dude gets the shaft so often! i feel bad for him.

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 00:36 (five years ago)

yeah he comes across really well in those interviews, very sensible attitude about all the crazy experiences he had

fatuous salad (symsymsym), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 00:54 (five years ago)

It's weird how he was never really beloved in Chicago. Liked, sure. I'm guessing because he was foreign when that was a pretty novel thing in American sports.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 01:04 (five years ago)

And yeah fuck Scottie for that. It doesn't mar my opinion of him overall but that's something I'd expect from a preening top ranked hs recruit not an nba veteran with multiple rings.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 01:05 (five years ago)

I think it's remembered so well partly because it seemed out of character

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 01:06 (five years ago)

scottie has always been a weird socially awkward dude and an elite player

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 01:06 (five years ago)

Dick Versace used to be on the Sunday late night local sports report and I must've missed half of everything he said because I was entranced by his "hair".

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 01:07 (five years ago)

it’s like he was too cheap for a toupeé and just glued some cushion filler to his head

it looks SO weird.

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 01:09 (five years ago)

I often think about how close the 94 bulls were to winning the title, how they probably would have beaten the rockets etc. And pippen pulled that shit in the midst of it! He was so close to building a legacy for himself as the mvp of a championship team but something inside him couldn’t tolerate Kukoc having a play run for him.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 01:21 (five years ago)

its pretty funny he still feels running a play for kukoc was unacceptable

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 01:22 (five years ago)

also notable all these scores in 80s, an ot game in which neither teams gets to 100

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 01:24 (five years ago)

xp Yeah I wouldn’t let it mar my opinion of him if he didn’t say he wouldn’t do anything differently if he could go back. wtf

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 01:26 (five years ago)

id be apologizing my ass off for the last 25 years but a tip o the cap to him for walking his own path lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 01:28 (five years ago)

It’s just so damn dumb. Doesnt change how much I like Pippen really at all but it’s like

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ForcefulWideHoiho-size_restricted.gif

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 01:31 (five years ago)

its especially funny considering kukoc hit the shot

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 01:33 (five years ago)

I could only be just deeply embarrassed for him rewatching that...like, you won! How does he celebrate?

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 01:55 (five years ago)

Scottie saying he’d do the same again is SMDH wtf is wrong with u

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 01:57 (five years ago)

weird dude

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 02:04 (five years ago)

i guess i find the pippen thing pretty overplayed. it didn't affect the outcome of the game or the series. he apologized right after. he had an out of character moment like all of us have.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 02:04 (five years ago)

the idea that it's a stain on his legacy or something is bizarre to me.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 02:05 (five years ago)

It's a juicy nugget

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 02:22 (five years ago)

he’s a generally cool dude who acted like a jerk
that to me is news

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 02:23 (five years ago)

I was milling around the concourse at united center before a game during the Chris Duhon-Mike Sweetney Era and a side door opened right by me. Out comes Pippen wearing a Santa hat, pulling a huge wagon full of toys. Shocked, I say "Scottie!" and he extends a handshake. Totally enveloped my tiny girlish hands. He is one lanky dude. I remember having to crane my neck to look him in the eye (I'm 6'1").

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 02:29 (five years ago)

worth noting that although it worked out phil's idea of running a play for kukoc probably scanned as insane at the time, he was a rookie who ranked 11th on the team in true shooting. if they wanted to run a play for a shooter there were a couple of guys named steve kerr and bj armstrong.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 02:43 (five years ago)

kukoc hit a very difficult shot, it wasn't a good shot at all

Clay, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 02:47 (five years ago)

yes, he didn't get a good look, idk what play they were running but process =/ result

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 02:49 (five years ago)

Pippen is odd looking but he's hardly the most weirdly shaped dude on the Bulls, that would be Phil Jackson

frogbs, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 02:51 (five years ago)

all these scores in 80s, an ot game in which neither teams gets to 100

all through the 90s the NBA officiating, especially in the playoffs, allowed defenders to bang against, shove, muscle aside, hack, and occasionally outright mug offensive players. I hated that aspect of the era and I blame the Pat Riley Knicks as much as I blame the Bad Boy Pistons. To me that's not good hoops, and I'm much happier with the speedy, smooth, creative offensive flows of today's game.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 03:07 (five years ago)

I’ve always thought Scottie was really handsome. Watching this show has def given me a new appreciation for how CRAZY handsome MJ was; for some reason I didnt think so at the time but I have always been a committed contrarian when it counts lol

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 03:17 (five years ago)

those knicks-heat series in the late 90's were torture xp

Clay, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 03:27 (five years ago)

BJ wins the handsomest bull imo

Spottie, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 04:41 (five years ago)

astonished that bj "babyface" armstrong still looks younger than me

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 04:42 (five years ago)

just watched the last episode and my god the labradford smith story

Clay, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 05:04 (five years ago)

they brushed over the "it was complete bullshit" revelation WAY TOO FAST

Nhex, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 05:08 (five years ago)

My mom def had (has?) a crush on MJ but also thought Horace Grant was pretty handsome: "look at those high cheekbones!"
Only other NBA player's looks I remember her commenting on was Rony Seikaly: "looks like a Greek god" lol.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 05:08 (five years ago)

fascinating seeing winston cigarette advertising way up in the rafters in indy's arena in 95, i def don't remember that stuff being around sports arenas

Clay, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 05:29 (five years ago)

worth noting that although it worked out phil's idea of running a play for kukoc probably scanned as insane at the time, he was a rookie who ranked 11th on the team in true shooting. if they wanted to run a play for a shooter there were a couple of guys named steve kerr and bj armstrong.


Kukoc is huge so if you got the ball to him he was gonna get a look. It’s a legit option when you’re at the end of the clock

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 18:01 (five years ago)

This seems to be the same play pretty much?

https://youtu.be/uUTfJlezXPY

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 18:06 (five years ago)

^ Good thing the official timekeeper was working for a Bulls home game, because from the moment the ball touched kukoc's hands to when it left them was more than 0.8 seconds.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 18:14 (five years ago)

lol reggie was such a bastard what happened to him

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 19:34 (five years ago)

a truly all time heel who sucks so bad at his job now that i can barely appreciate what he used to be

Spottie, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 19:46 (five years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EX1eSxhX0AEIK-M?format=jpg&name=medium

Spottie, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 19:47 (five years ago)

^ note MJ's tongue (in profile) and all the empty seats.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 19:49 (five years ago)

^ Good thing the official timekeeper was working for a Bulls home game, because from the moment the ball touched kukoc's hands to when it left them was more than 0.8 seconds.


..... no?

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 20:30 (five years ago)

Not the fastest catch and shoot but that’s all it is, hard for that to be more than .7

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 20:32 (five years ago)

He catches while airborne, comes down, plants, makes a feint, then elevates, then shoots... in 0.8?

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 20:43 (five years ago)

yes

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 21:05 (five years ago)

watch it in slo mo

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 21:05 (five years ago)

don't know what feint you're seeing there

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 21:06 (five years ago)

I watched it again. Paused it and when he'd already caught it and was holding the ball at waist level, the clock shows.., 0.8 seconds.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 21:11 (five years ago)

isn't it 1.8 on the clock for that shot?

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 21:16 (five years ago)

ANYWAY.. I just watched it again. not mentioned in the doc - pippen's last two good looks leading up to that were 1) a brick 2) giving up possession on a shot clock violation.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 21:19 (five years ago)

and it's out of his hands with .3 left so..............

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 21:24 (five years ago)

........the Bulls officially won the game.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 21:41 (five years ago)

clock never really starts on the catch........because of the human brane

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 22:13 (five years ago)

I watched part 7 last night. Pippen bailing was completely new to me--I guess I wasn't paying attention to basketball at all at that point. Amazing...I was trying to think if I've ever seen anything comparable in baseball, but I'm not sure that you can even having something comparable in baseball.

clemenza, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 22:14 (five years ago)

a starter getting pinch hit for in bot of 9th?

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 22:20 (five years ago)

In terms of the perceived insult, yes, but he's being removed from the game by the manager; Pippen removed himself. Maybe if you sent your closer out in the 6th in a non-crucial situation because you'd lost confidence in him and he refused to go out.

clemenza, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 22:27 (five years ago)

xp I still remember Trent Tucker hitting that shot to win game with .1 seconds left. Caused them to make rule that anything less than .3 had to be a tip in/volley.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 22:27 (five years ago)

The Bulls, led by first-year head coach Phil Jackson, later filed an official protest with the NBA about the play. By their estimate, the play took closer to 0.4 seconds. However, timekeeper Bob Billings and referee Ronnie Nunn, who were working that game, claimed everything went perfectly fine. The protest was disallowed.

lol never change, nba refs

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 22:38 (five years ago)

After the Trent tucker thing they did slow motion studies and found that .3 is the minimum amount of time for anyone to catch and shoot. But .8 is a lot longer! Pretty much everyone has a catch and shoot faster than that.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 22:58 (five years ago)

That Trent tucker shot was QUICK, admittedly. Probably right at .3.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 23:00 (five years ago)

wikipedia says they used studies done in Europe, where they'd been using the tenths game/shot clock for awhile already. but yeah dude had a super quick release.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 23:19 (five years ago)

so many slow game clock stops throughout a half add up to at least a few seconds of unfairly lost time. we need chipped balls and computer vision to be sure who wins a ball game.

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 May 2020 23:56 (five years ago)

https://awfulannouncing.com/si/steve-wulf-writer-sports-illustrated-admits-he-was-wrong-on-michael-jordan-playing-baseball.html

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 17:01 (five years ago)

In terms of the perceived insult, yes, but he's being removed from the game by the manager; Pippen removed himself. Maybe if you sent your closer out in the 6th in a non-crucial situation because you'd lost confidence in him and he refused to go out.

I am guessing there were several closers in the 90s and 00s who made it clear they wouldn't come out before the 9th, especially when contracts have dumb clauses about how "50 saves" earns you another few million and your arm can go at any point

still to do it during a playoff game is just nuts, I cannot believe Scottie saying he wouldn't change a thing, wtf

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 17:14 (five years ago)

the baseball stuff was fascinating, wish they'd spent more time on that. kinda respect Michael for actually doing it, after teasing everyone for a couple years that he was done. can't imagine how crazy that must've been to live through as a Bulls fan, outside of LeBron's Decision I can't think of anything even remotely close to that. otoh walking away after winning 3 straight titles still feels crazy to me, at that point you're not quite cemented as the best player ever and I find it hard to believe that MJ really couldn't find the 'motivation' to win another title, wtf

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 17:19 (five years ago)

go check out the 30 for 30 about jordan's baseball days, it's good.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 17:22 (five years ago)

always wanted to see that, guess now is the time

was the general consensus that Jordan could've made the majors had he gotten another year to work at it? obviously 32 is pretty old for a debut but clearly the man was still in shape

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 17:26 (five years ago)

No. But he was said to be making "progress". Particularly in the Fall league just before the strike happened when he played for the Scottsdale Scorpions.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 17:35 (five years ago)

I remember it was announced during a White Sox playoff game that he was gonna retire. Think he had thrown out the 1st pitch for it? Just total shock and sadness. Difficult to believe and process. Not only had just 1 3rd in a row, but he was in his prime! A lot of ppl thought it was just a reaction to his father's murder and he'd "snap out of it".

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 17:39 (five years ago)

the Jordan baseball 30 for 30 is really good
i might give it a rewatch myself

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 17:40 (five years ago)

uh won not 1 xp

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 17:40 (five years ago)

yeah loved the stuff with his Barons teammates and his realtor

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 17:41 (five years ago)

yah the bad boys, rodman and jordan baseball 30 for 30s are good supplemental viewing for this

Spottie, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 19:53 (five years ago)

A lot of ppl thought it was just a reaction to his father's murder and he'd "snap out of it".

i remember this being the prevailing attitude and, given how things turned out, maybe not too far from the truth!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 20:37 (five years ago)

Going back to our earlier "is it helpful to be a psychopath and if not which players were able to pull it off and be competitive" conversation, Dave Zirin suggests Bill Russell.
https://www.thenation.com/article/culture/last-dance-espn/

Jordan was pure capitalism: expanding his brand off the court, and a cutthroat bully with his own team. Russell was pure resistance: finding love and solidarity among teammates and fiercely holding onto his sense of self off of the court. His white teammates who didn’t show him solidarity, particularly on Russell’s proud struggles against racism, still loved him then and feel guilty today that they didn’t do more. One gets the feeling that the only regrets Jordan’s teammates have is that they didn’t stand up to him more and instead let him break their will. Russell had teammates who became his brothers for life. Jordan has generated only wary respect and resentful awe. The only people who “ride or die” for Jordan are personal assistants, trainers, and bodyguards: people paid to be in his presence.

If The Last Dance had courage, it would be a cautionary tale instead of a hagiography. It would not only explore the price of greatness, or whatever such branded nonsense. It would be a warning: You don’t need to act this way if you want to win. It’s actually antithetical to what’s best about sports. You can get away with being the bully when you’re the best player on the planet. But being able to bully someone is not the same as a justification to do so. It’s exercising power over someone just for the sake of doing so. That’s not admirable. That’s abusive.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 21:12 (five years ago)

that last para some overwrought bollocks

he shouted at teammates and was probably unpleasant to be around at times, and probably fun at other times, let's not pretend he traumatised a bunch of athletes for life or something.

oscar bravo, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 21:20 (five years ago)

ffs " antithetical to what’s best about sports" wtf does that even mean?

oscar bravo, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 21:22 (five years ago)

yeah idk if the doc is just soft peddling what a jerk he was but c'mon I've played with dudes on softball teams who needled their teammates the same way, I don't really see him crossing the line in any of this

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 21:26 (five years ago)

as a human tho, Russell>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MJ

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 21:27 (five years ago)

i think almost all the alltime greats prob did it w being less of a jerk than jordan not trying to condemn the man or nothin but obvs he was just being an ahole and reveling in it, i mean it mightve been necessary for his process but being that level of jerk is clearly not necessary for or even conducive to athletic achievement in general, being a mild to moderate asshole is obvs common amongst bigtime ballers tho

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 21:28 (five years ago)

i think it's clear jordan's relentless badgering bordered on abusive. frankly watching this doc is slightly claustrophobic for me - jordan's seething, needling, bullying neediness. it's everywhere. he's like a balloon ready to pop. and there are a lot of episodes. it's a really heavy dose. the idea of actually being around that all the time, being the target of that - yikes. when he hands a teammate (who?) some tickets to the game and asks if they need to be good seats, and the guy says 'naw, they can be up next to god' and jordan's like 'you can tell em god gave em to ya' where the joke is that jordan is god - it's like ffs. this comparison's slightly ott but it's a little like how trump manages to make everything about him. you can feel his energy from three planets away. you can't just practice in peace. i love when they ask scottie how the next year was, after mj retired the first time and he breaks into this big grin. 'it was great.'

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 21:32 (five years ago)

xp I think this is unfortunately the case more often than not w the "all time greats" in most any field, or among musicians painters writers filmmakers etc anyway

something to do w/ recognizing your talent and feeling an urgency/impatience to have it manifested

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 21:34 (five years ago)

being competitive.....

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 21:37 (five years ago)

Haven't felt any of what tracer describes watching this doc tbh. The most disturbing/ holy shit thing to me was his off season/space jam workout and practice regimim. How did he not die?

oscar bravo, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 21:41 (five years ago)

I mean he says that he never asked his teammates to do anything he himself wasn't doing but even if you negate talent it's prob not feasible for 99.9% of actual humans to work that hard.

oscar bravo, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 21:43 (five years ago)

And he doesn' t see that cos as far as he' s concerned why can' t they? There's nothing stopping them.

oscar bravo, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 21:45 (five years ago)

this may be just the fact that i have consumed a fair amount of jordan being an asshole content in the past speaking but in the doc all of his teammates even the ones who were defending him acknowledged that he was being a noteworthily huge asshole

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 21:57 (five years ago)

as for individual acts yeah a lot of it isnt really that bad but i think its more that hes doing it all the time hes browbeating people, havent finished the latests eps not sure if punching teammates has been covered

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 21:59 (five years ago)

this idea that he was doing it purely to motivate ppl is obvs ridiculous, hes styling on his teammates owning the hell out of them cause he can and he likes it, and i mean it is sports but long story short yeah prob pretty unpleasant to be around

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 22:02 (five years ago)

they cover the kerr punch but kerr threw the first blow so that didnt look too bad on mike

Spottie, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 22:19 (five years ago)

honestly never knew kerr threw the first punch but mj made it clear he fouled the shit out of him, so that was clearly the instigating factor

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 22:21 (five years ago)

this doc has actually made me think he's less of a dick than i thought he was previously.

Spottie, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 22:28 (five years ago)

same, I kinda forgot how charismatic and funny he was, especially compared to guys like Kobe and LeBron

that said the doc is def edited in his favor

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 22:34 (five years ago)

yah its p much a puff piece

Spottie, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 22:40 (five years ago)

being a mild to moderate asshole is obvs common amongst bigtime ballers tho

I wonder if he ever took that fact in and thought "well then if I'm an even bigger asshole, I'll be that much better of a baller!"

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 23:41 (five years ago)

i bet he did lol

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 23:54 (five years ago)

this doc has actually made me think he's less of a dick than i thought he was previously.

― Spottie, Wednesday, May 13, 2020 6:28 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

same, I kinda forgot how charismatic and funny he was, especially compared to guys like Kobe and LeBron

that said the doc is def edited in his favor

― frogbs, Wednesday, May 13, 2020 6:34 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

agree w all of this and for me its not that hes seemed like less of an asshole just that other sides of his personality are being revealed that temper it, also hes prob a pretty different person now than when he played its been a while people change

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 May 2020 23:58 (five years ago)

i see zirin is yet another in the long line of people who are confused why a michael jordan documentary, made with the cooperation and editorial signoff of michael jordan, isn't more critical of michael jordan.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 14 May 2020 00:22 (five years ago)

wonder what the deal is with jordan not allowing them to use the old footage until now is, like why didnt he want it out there its odd

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 May 2020 00:24 (five years ago)

it probably really was difficult and emotional for him to relive all this stuff on camera. i actually think the timing is perfect now that there's a whole generation that never really saw him and thinks lebron is the best player.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 14 May 2020 00:26 (five years ago)

this is prob going to sound weird but hearing MJ talk about his mindset helped me understand my Mum - wrt sports as a kid. She was super competitive, natural talent at everything & won basically every game she played bc she had that deep will to win.
she would try to push me to compete harder in tennis or netball etc & i just didnt want to, bc i wasnt competitive & sport was just something to do. We fought so hard about it!!

But I kinda see that she had that same MJ mindset even though it was crazily misplaced on me lol

Doesnt change anything but the new perspective is interesting

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 May 2020 00:27 (five years ago)

def a savvy move to do it now xp

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 May 2020 00:28 (five years ago)

the fact that basketball stopped right be for it came out wasnt bad for it either

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 May 2020 00:29 (five years ago)

seriously, i wonder where it's going to go down among most-watched docs.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 14 May 2020 00:35 (five years ago)

Those other docs better not talk shit.

DJI, Thursday, 14 May 2020 00:35 (five years ago)

def getting a serious airing

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 May 2020 00:35 (five years ago)

well deserved imo its really well done tbh 10eps of jordan wasnt that appealing to me but im rapt

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 May 2020 00:36 (five years ago)

some other 30 for 30s that people raved over i didnt really think were that good but this one is

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 May 2020 00:40 (five years ago)

nice to have so much raw footage from 97-98

brimstead, Thursday, 14 May 2020 00:43 (five years ago)

yeah that stuffs a gold mine, and then the interviews have been great too

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 May 2020 00:44 (five years ago)

the bit where they give them the ipads is so good

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 May 2020 00:48 (five years ago)

seems like an obvious move and yet

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 May 2020 00:48 (five years ago)

it's brilliant. the director is def a talented guy. my spouse is not a basketball fan at all and she's been locked in every week.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 14 May 2020 00:50 (five years ago)

yeah it stands on its own

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 May 2020 00:51 (five years ago)

i have a young friend, he's like idk 24, who grew up a lakers & kobe stan (he thought kobe was the GOAT, i have since talked him out of this nonsense using STATISTICS) and he is utterly enthralled by this doc. i think to him MJ was this ghost who he never got to see and the way he lorded over so much nba discussion turned the kid off, but seeing all this footage the guy is suddenly the world's biggest MJ fan which is neat to see happen

Clay, Thursday, 14 May 2020 01:26 (five years ago)

good for the youth to receive an education

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 May 2020 01:28 (five years ago)

prob that he's an absolute nth level degenerate gambler and competition addict can relate to mj on that primal level

Clay, Thursday, 14 May 2020 01:33 (five years ago)

i noticed today that bball-ref has some spotty mj high school stats (probably someone went out and looked at old copies of the wilmington, nc, newspaper), and lol, he apparently scored 45 pts in a jv game. maybe helps put "cut from the varsity" in context.

circles, Thursday, 14 May 2020 02:16 (five years ago)

I feel like MJ was a dick to his teammates but it never reached any sort of level where it might impact their performance negatively. I can’t say this for, for example, Kevin Garnett

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 14 May 2020 03:13 (five years ago)

did you run this post by kwame brown?

call all destroyer, Thursday, 14 May 2020 03:37 (five years ago)

I'm sure some of their performances were negatively affected. but kobe was worse lol

fatuous salad (symsymsym), Thursday, 14 May 2020 04:29 (five years ago)

Cause Kobe thought hey if MJ was a dick to his teammates and he was the greatest ever, I'm be an even bigger dick and therefore be even greatererer!

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 14 May 2020 06:02 (five years ago)

VegemiteGrrl nice post, I mean I'm like your mom in this regard, though I rarely call my kids out on it in MJ ways when I think they're slacking, but I drive myself in the MJ way and sometimes *want* to hold others accountable when they're not putting in the same effort. I'd guess this is pretty common & is maybe what separates the "Mamba Mentality" from MJ's.

I got asked a few years to be on a panel discussion at my son's middle school, with other "successful" members of the school community, and there was a question from the moderator about who you model yourself after. the other people were like "my mom" etc & I said MJ, and explained basically what we've been talking about, about his insane drive & (kinda) his dickness & the students just went wild for the first time during the whole otherwise boring time. I looked at the other panel members like they were all Craig Ehlo and walked away.

Joey Corona (Euler), Thursday, 14 May 2020 08:57 (five years ago)

quel balleur

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 14 May 2020 09:33 (five years ago)

it's fun seeing fat jordan and reliving some of those games but mainly for me it's that footage. most of what any of us have ever seen of jordan is SD-quality video of games.. and here comes this HD, slo-mo, pinpoint sharp, perfectly exposed footage not only of the games but the locker rooms, hotel rooms, buses - it's extraordinary

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 14 May 2020 09:34 (five years ago)

haha yeah it was in Paris! my kid's school was basically all students of African descent so I think they understand MJ in their own particular way, but my son said afterwards that they loved it.

Joey Corona (Euler), Thursday, 14 May 2020 09:49 (five years ago)

Still have a couple of episodes to go--there's a bit of a delay in Canada.

Re Jordan's competitiveness...When that journeyman player had the great game, and Jordan made up that story where the guy said "nice game" to him so he could motivate himself via anger and revenge--which then broadened out to Jordan's habit of doing that as a matter of routine--it reminded me of a certain president whose name I won't infect this thread with, the need for a perceived enemy to function. Obviously there's a world of difference there as to the ultimate goal, but that did cross my mind.

clemenza, Thursday, 14 May 2020 13:50 (five years ago)

I don't think it's that uncommon a thing--Dylan more or less operated the same way in 1965. The end result can be "Positively 4th Street," an NBA title, or making fun of a disabled reporter--depends how you use it.

clemenza, Thursday, 14 May 2020 13:55 (five years ago)

I'm sure some of their performances were negatively affected. but kobe was worse lol


Yes Kobe is the other guy who comes to mind. Kobe and Kwame reminded me of KG and Rasho.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 14 May 2020 14:15 (five years ago)

The footage of all the Eastern Conference All-Stars in the locker room before the All-Star game clowning on 19yo Kobe was hilarious.

Pissed Jeans Genie C. Riley (PBKR), Thursday, 14 May 2020 17:40 (five years ago)

i was a lil surprised they left some of the kobe-baiting stuff in considering recent events

Clay, Friday, 15 May 2020 00:08 (five years ago)

i think that's why they plunked in the "with love" at the start

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 15 May 2020 02:32 (five years ago)

yeah it seemed appropriate

Spottie, Friday, 15 May 2020 02:37 (five years ago)

couple interesting nuggets here:
https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nba/2020/05/15/the-last-dance-ahmad-rashad-reflects-covering-michael-jordan/5196625002/

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 15 May 2020 18:23 (five years ago)

my main man

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Friday, 15 May 2020 19:54 (five years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYGlBpxX0AE71NZ?format=jpg&name=small

lag∞n, Saturday, 16 May 2020 01:41 (five years ago)

1 - super fucking excited to see the end of this
2 - a little bummed in how much this has been cooling my basketball jones and now it's leaving

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 17 May 2020 18:07 (five years ago)

I’m kinda anticipating they skip the wizards years entirely but I really hope that’s not the case bc I find the Jordan aged and declining on a shit team thing fascinating

Clay, Sunday, 17 May 2020 21:30 (five years ago)

they gotta have a least a lil wiz in there

lag∞n, Sunday, 17 May 2020 22:28 (five years ago)

the spine is that film footage. might feel a little weird to go beyond it.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 17 May 2020 22:34 (five years ago)

the conceit is paper thin, paper thin!

lag∞n, Sunday, 17 May 2020 23:25 (five years ago)

the people demand old jordan

lag∞n, Sunday, 17 May 2020 23:26 (five years ago)

I’m kinda anticipating they skip the wizards years entirely but I really hope that’s not the case bc I find the Jordan aged and declining on a shit team thing fascinating

100%. It has a King Lear quality.

dinnerboat, Monday, 18 May 2020 02:42 (five years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aMsP1yBhVA

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 18 May 2020 04:15 (five years ago)

ah, that's gonna almost certainly get pulled, so for posterity:
http://i.imgur.com/BLowpAv.png

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 18 May 2020 04:16 (five years ago)

i had absolutely no idea about steve kerr's dad, how tragic

Clay, Monday, 18 May 2020 05:05 (five years ago)

yeah jesus

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 May 2020 07:04 (five years ago)

dumb-looking white guy in the mj doc: did i like it when michael jordan showed up in my driveway every night to throw rocks at my nuts? i mean, at the time, i was furious. (smiling) but in retrospect, that was his way of telling me "we are in this together"

— Rajat Suresh (@rajat_suresh) May 18, 2020

lag∞n, Monday, 18 May 2020 12:43 (five years ago)

lmao

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 18 May 2020 12:50 (five years ago)

great read: https://www.nba.com/pacers/news/the-chemistry-was-incredible-oral-history-1997-98-pacers-pt-1

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 18 May 2020 15:39 (five years ago)

Mark Pope, playing his rookie year for Bird

The first preseason game at home was one of the worst/greatest experiences of my entire life. Clearly in a million years I don't belong with this group, right? We're playing Cleveland. I'm playing pretty good. I haven't embarrassed myself and he doesn't check me out. Every timeout I'm thinking, "Surely he's going to put in a real player now." But he didn't.

On the last play, I inbound and clear out to the weakside. Reggie drives baseline, and as soon as he does, I'm thinking, This is not good. Reggie throws the pass and I catch the ball. Of all the people in this arena, I'm the one guy who should not be shooting this shot. I kind of peed my pants. I was wide open but I shot-faked. I shot-faked no one because there was nobody there. I actually shot-faked the air and drove middle and it rimmed out. And we lost the game.

The next day at practice I'm stretching in the corner and Coach Bird walks over to me. He's my hero, right? He says, "Hey what happened last night?" I gave him some baloney answer about thinking I could get into the lane and get a better shot. He said, "I don't blame you, I blame me. Because I should have known better than to have you in the game." It was the worst thing anybody has ever said to me.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 18 May 2020 16:05 (five years ago)

That shit is why I lost interest in playing sports around age 12.

DJI, Monday, 18 May 2020 16:12 (five years ago)

Antonio Davis: When Rik came in with his head shaved, we were so fired up. He doesn't even realize what that did for us. It was crazy. We knew...nobody wanted to shave their heads, but are you willing to do that for your team?

Rik Smits: I've never been under so much peer pressure. There were a couple of us who held out as long as we could. But, of course, we wanted to be part of what the rest of the team was doing.

Chris Mullin: One of those games was on television recently and my daughter, who wasn't born then, was like, "What's wrong with you?" I said, "Hey, I was all in." I wasn't going to Hollywood anyway.
I think my wife shaved me. I shaved my two (five- and six-year-old) sons' heads then, too. We did it together.

Rik Smits: It never did grow back the same after that. It wasn't a good look for me, I'll tell you that.

Travis Best: My hair's never grown back the same after that. I had never shaved my head bald up to that point. After that, it started thinning a little bit. I have to shave it now. I'd be looking like Bozo the Clown.

Antonio Davis: We were crazy. Gosh, we were crazy.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 18 May 2020 16:13 (five years ago)

Rik right about it nagl for him

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 18 May 2020 16:56 (five years ago)

I was watching a game from that season recently and it took me an embarrassing amount of time to realize they ALL had shaved heads

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 18 May 2020 16:56 (five years ago)

Wish I could find the accurate Ron Harper clay figurine I made in fifth grade.

Andy K, Monday, 18 May 2020 17:31 (five years ago)

i also wish you could find that since i want to see it

call all destroyer, Monday, 18 May 2020 17:39 (five years ago)

like anatomically accurate or

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 18 May 2020 17:46 (five years ago)

It's not as if my classmates were like, "Wow, this is an exact 1:9 clay replica of Ron Harper" (we were in Pistons territory anyway), but there was some likeness past jersey specifics. A casual NBA follower could probably tell by the shoulders that it wasn't Hot Rod Williams or Brad Daugherty.

Andy K, Monday, 18 May 2020 18:28 (five years ago)

lol

lag∞n, Monday, 18 May 2020 20:01 (five years ago)

“that’s the beauty of the game. 1.1 seconds to get off the last shot, everybody holding their breath. it’s kinda cute.”

lol so much in here. he’s right. it is silly, it is tense, it is beautiful. but if he’d hit it i doubt “cute” is the word he’d use. he didn’t hit it so he’s mocking us for caring so much.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 18 May 2020 23:38 (five years ago)

hahaha oh man

“... and the Bulls began to rebuild.”

what a dagger

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 00:07 (five years ago)

#gutpunch

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 01:40 (five years ago)

what do we do now guys ;_;

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 01:41 (five years ago)

hold up🎶

wait a minute🎶


In case you needed even more 1990s Bulls content, ESPN will be airing a cinematic production of Game 6 of the 1998 NBA Finals on Wednesdayhttps://t.co/ntEjvHT0kF

— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) May 18, 2020

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 01:52 (five years ago)

nice!

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 01:55 (five years ago)

I just searched ESPN on demand for the Warriors-Cavs game and it turns out there is actually a World Cornhole Championship and it is pretty intense

thank you pandemic

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 02:02 (five years ago)

If I'm not mistaken one of the competitors is legit holding a weighted cylinder in his non-throwing hand in lieu of a beer can

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 02:04 (five years ago)

HISSNER/HENDERSON look unstoppable right now

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 02:06 (five years ago)

ughhh i hate Cornhole

Reminds me of white frat dudes coming to Raider tailgates with their cornhole games & horseshoes & beer pong & it’s like gtfo with yr East Coast college tailgate you fuckin nerds we out here DRINKING & SITTING & SNACKING dont fuck shit up with your activities

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 02:47 (five years ago)

lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 03:02 (five years ago)

Thought cornhole was a Midwestern thing. The name of it at least. "Bags" if you're an uppity Atlantic seaboard frat guy.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 03:14 (five years ago)

this is an aside but i have few tailgating stories so i'll share this one--many years ago i attended an offseason friendly match featuring celtic fc vs. liverpool in connecticut. i went with my friend and his brother who were both hardcore celtic supporters and hardcore liverpool haters (as they also supported everton in the premier league). i had no emotional stakes in any of this, just wanted to have a nice time.

so we show up to the stadium and park next to these liverpool fans who have a beautiful setup, with grills and a bunch of meats and tasty-looking things. because we are dirtbags barely removed from college the only thing we have is an 18-pack of coors light. the disparity is obvious to anyone looking. the liverpool fans are very nice and ask us if we want any food, but we are obligated to reject them and sullenly drink coors light. i have no idea what we actually ate or even if we did eat. anyway, the evening progressed from there.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 03:19 (five years ago)

shoutout to deadbeats who are invited to tailgates and bring a 12 pack of crappy fuckin budweiser clamato beer, and then drink all your good beer

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 03:30 (five years ago)

back on topic with an actual question i have

do you think any athlete has ever suffered champagne-blindness

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 04:32 (five years ago)

also: i have a much deeper appreciation for MJ as a player despite going through my teens and 20s knowing and seeing him as the GOAT

seeing it close up & hearing him talk about hiw own playing really blew my idea of him wide open

his brain was just working non stop!

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 04:38 (five years ago)

In 1998 I sent Michael Jordan an advanced copy of my “From the Soul of Man” album. Who knew “Days Like This” was his pre-game hype song though. 😆 #TheLastDance #RealR&B

— Kenny Lattimore (@kennylattimore) May 18, 2020

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 05:13 (five years ago)

Michael Jordan’s daughter lol 😂 pic.twitter.com/geTP7Zial9

— @executiveschair (@executiveschair) May 19, 2020

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 12:30 (five years ago)

Bet he's looking forward to the upcoming Kem album.

Andy K, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 14:37 (five years ago)

The NBA will do one as it will get hyped huge , but he f-in Kobe/Shaq Lakers don't deserve a documentary like this one. That team got so many wins by screwed up calls, people literally thought the NBA was having the refs throw down the game. The worst was the couple against the Kings, but there was wack calls in the Portland and Indiana series too.

That crap and the phantom fouls the Knicks got against the Pacers pretty much when I checked out following the NBA on any regular basis.

earlnash, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 21:25 (five years ago)

I will go to my grave thinking the league office was in the sack with those lakers teams and literally nothing can convince me otherwise salut

Clay, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 21:46 (five years ago)

From the beginning it was clear that the series was leading up to The Shot but once we got there I was underwhelmed. Maybe because we’d seen so many other actual buzzer-beaters with more of a backstory to them - Jordan dishing to Paxson to win “the right way”, Kerr’s shot that established him as a postseason rock, Kukoc’s shot that Pippen thought should have been his, etc. Or maybe I’m just irritated at the likes of Costas mythologizing this shit in real time during the broadcast.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 21:50 (five years ago)

xp 4 ever. portland and sacto both got mugged by the refs.

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 21:59 (five years ago)

nothing was more satisfying than the pistons wiping the floor with the lakers in 03, greatest feeling of comeuppance in my life probably? Danced all damn night

Clay, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 22:29 (five years ago)

everyone picked the lakers and then they just got freakin housed lmao

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 22:33 (five years ago)

pistons in 5 lol nobody saw it comin

Clay, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 22:43 (five years ago)

gimme a 10 part doc on that series that is just sheed talking trash while smoking blunts plz and ty

Clay, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 22:44 (five years ago)

detroit did it for the true heads that year. i think that team winning it all gave hope to so many franchises and infused a lot of life into the NBA. then the handchecking rules and steve nash n that brought it all the way back the next couple of seasons.

Spottie, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 22:45 (five years ago)

that's when I came back in the NBA fold, that Pistons squad. totally fell for "well-balanced team takes down superstar duo" narrative.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 22:57 (five years ago)

then Bron single-handedly took them down lol

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 22:58 (five years ago)

yo lol

Horace Grant on Michael Jordan: ‘That’s a damn snitch right there’ https://t.co/0nyfj3GEZb

— Kurt Helin (@basketballtalk) May 19, 2020

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 23:04 (five years ago)

Re: mythologizing The Shot in real time, I was not prepared for Leo in the locker room telling MJ how “poetic” it was.

dinnerboat, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 23:07 (five years ago)

Everybody talking about how Jordan treated Horace Grant and Scott Burrell... this Robert Parish anecdote didn't get any run (✍:Jackie MacMullan) https://t.co/RrcI1HqMvO pic.twitter.com/ej9E4XPboU

— Law Murray 🟠 (@LawMurrayTheNU) May 19, 2020

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 23:11 (five years ago)

im all in no old jordan rumors now

During what van Gundy called "Camp Con" before Jordan made his comeback to the NBA he was playing a kind of summer league invite with a bunch of players and one of the players invited was Ron Artest. Jordan played his "let me see what this guy is made of" game with Ron Artest, who wasn't on his team, went Rotweiler on Jordan, jumped him and started whaling on him. Breaking a few of Jordan's ribs in the process. Jordan was competitive but Artest was gheto. That said, Artest didn't show the same fierceness when he was challenged by Ben Wallace. He wasn't really a tough guy, he was just against players smaller than him. I have a lot more respect for the "I dont' care how big you are, I'll fight you anyway" attitude, that Nate Robinson has. . . and Artest didn't have that kind of fearlessness, but he was a bad-ass and Artest was the guy who broke Jordan's ribs. I'm pretty sure that's been reported several times now, but it wasn't reported at the time.

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 23:14 (five years ago)

Sam Smith, in ""The Jordan Rules"" wrote that Jordan had no respect for Cartwright, told his teammates to keep the ball away from Cartwright in crucial late-game situations (even if coach Doug Collins called a play involving Cartwright), and bellittled the veteran publicly. Cartwright confronted Jordan:

Excerpt: He didn't do or say anything to anybody until late that season, when he told Jordan he needed to talk to him.

There was little small talk exchanged. "I don't like the things I've heard you saying about me," Cartwright told Jordan.

Jordan stared at him.

"If I ever hear again that you're telling guys not to pass me the ball," Cartwright continued, "you will never play basketball again."

That was it. But as Cartwright began to move better after surgery following the 1989-90 season, Jordan began to accept him more.

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 23:15 (five years ago)

wtf i completely forgot that parish played for the bulls that year.

one year before paul pearce came in for the celtics. those two eras are so much closer together than i remember them being.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 23:44 (five years ago)

its like rap music from those two eras too

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 23:54 (five years ago)

speaking of Artest, if you haevn't seen this yet it's great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GDYOu5jPE4

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 00:20 (five years ago)

MJ:"the game of basketball"::LeBron:"things of that nature"

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 02:20 (five years ago)

The NBA will do one as it will get hyped huge , but he f-in Kobe/Shaq Lakers don't deserve a documentary like this one. That team got so many wins by screwed up calls, people literally thought the NBA was having the refs throw down the game. The worst was the couple against the Kings, but there was wack calls in the Portland and Indiana series too.

my lingering memories of Kobe Bryant are him **always** getting the call in the last 2 minutes of 4th quarter games

frogbs, Wednesday, 20 May 2020 02:29 (five years ago)

i'm pretty sure the kobe/shaq lakers do not have anything close to the universal appeal of michael jordan.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 20 May 2020 02:34 (five years ago)

need at least one ep on the tell me how my ass taste video

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 May 2020 02:55 (five years ago)

Think we’re good on Kobe content until about, say... 2070

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 May 2020 03:14 (five years ago)

yeah i would actually be pretty into a couple of hours of deep dive into the kobe-shaq feud years

Clay, Wednesday, 20 May 2020 03:33 (five years ago)

really we need a doc that speaks honestly about how completely psychotic kobe was

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 May 2020 03:35 (five years ago)

Hour length 30 for 30 would be fine

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 05:40 (five years ago)

I have watched through episode 8. Still great. Even my wife is enjoying it. Love the recurring theme of psycho Jordan taking slights/perceived slights and turning them into motivation, including his present-day rude dismissal of his peers. Even comparing a HOFer like Drexler to him was offensive to Jordan. And poor Dan Majerle. Also that rookie that scored 37 on him in the regular season and then Jordan torched him the next game for 36 in the first half.

One interesting scene was when present-day Jordan asks to stop the interview asking him how hard he was on his teammates. It almost seemed like he was reflecting on or realizing how much of a dick he had been and got emotional about maybe the cost of it, but that seems at odds with his personality and the way he generally seems to have stuck to his guns throughout the documentary in all of the present-day interviews.

It made me wonder if Jordan has ever gone through therapy or if he would just be impervious to it.

Laziest Sybarite in the World (PBKR), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 11:32 (five years ago)

The Artest rib injury thing was reported at the time.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 20 May 2020 14:39 (five years ago)

Apparently Jordan wasn’t mad about it because he respected Artest

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 20 May 2020 14:40 (five years ago)

I’ve always thought it probably contributed to the knee injury MJ had the first year

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 20 May 2020 14:40 (five years ago)

that seems at odds with his personality and the way he generally seems to have stuck to his guns

public personality vs private personality. haven't seen that part (I'm on ep#4), but I'm guessing his mask dropped there briefly. Hence ending the interview so he could put it back on.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 16:05 (five years ago)

as usual he was a dick about it, but totally with MJ about not giving Cartwright the ball. Man he was painful to watch.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 16:06 (five years ago)

Doubt anyone reading this thread other than me couldn't watch the original broadcasts, but all episodes can now be watched for free via the ESPN app.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 16:49 (five years ago)

This is about as nostalgic as nostalgic gets, for me. Other than friends/family/community, there's nothing else that was so prevalent throughout my entire childhood than MJ and the Bulls (aged 6 his rookie year, 20 for last title).

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 16:52 (five years ago)

how many home foundations have been torn asunder from ppl with good home theaters having Pippen's voice bellow thru their subwoofers

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 16:55 (five years ago)

haha, his voice is amazing

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 May 2020 17:11 (five years ago)

1st time I was ever allowed to be on my own in Chicago was going to 2nd Championship celebration in Grant Park. Took the train in, just me and my friend. By the time we got there was already an enormous swarm of people. Never seen that many people in person before or since. Had to climb up on base of lightpost just to get a glimpse of them on the stage wayyyy in the distance. Crazy how parsimonious Reinsdorf was (is!!) when you think about Bulls going from getting outdrawn at Chicago Stadium by the friggin indoor soccer team to being the most popular sports club in the world in less than a decade. If eventually the Bulls and White Sox have different owners, I wonder if Sox would be able to make it w/o Bulls subsidizing them (btw if you ever want to get an authentic Chicago experience, go to a Sox game instead of Cubs. The accents you'll hear are alone worth the price of admission).

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 18:10 (five years ago)

lmao at this Magic Johnson article about "who could've made it in Jordan's era", it's just the 5 best current NBA players. that's so on brand.

frogbs, Wednesday, 20 May 2020 18:18 (five years ago)

has any 90s dude said something along the lines of "like with all athletic endeavors, basketball skills, training regimens, diets, knowledge/strategy have evolved since I played. Just like we took what we saw watching NBA guys growing up and took it to a new level, current players are playing at a base level well beyond ours. The avg player now would be a superstar if he time-traveled back 30 years"?? Or is Ego just too much of a beast for that to happen, at least for those who were stars in their era?

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 18:43 (five years ago)

there was a baseball player who said something like "Babe Ruth would never make it out of the minors if he played today" and it got some backlash but he was definitely right

frogbs, Wednesday, 20 May 2020 18:46 (five years ago)

he’d probably make a pretty good DH for somebody

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 19:04 (five years ago)

dunno about that

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 19:09 (five years ago)

https://theaceofspaeder.com/2019/01/24/walter-johnson-probably-threw-88-mph/

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 19:09 (five years ago)

The avg player now would be a superstar if he time-traveled back 30 years"

Javale McGee, Superstar.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 20:11 (five years ago)

my next door neighbor runs the maintenance crew at the white sox spring trainng facility nearby. we've become friends and he gets us into games and such. Gave fam and me an in depth tour of the whole facility last year and he showed us reinsd0rfs office. we sat on the couches in there for 10 minutes or so and talked. my kids were messing around at at his desk and my youngest (3) grabbed his half smoked cigar that was leaning on an ash tray. had to scramble to pry it out of his hands and place the mangled cigar back. i wonder what his reaction was to seeing it. that's my story.

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 May 2020 20:47 (five years ago)

lol nice. The head groundskeeper at Sox Park in Chicago, Roger Bossard, is famous. Well, as famous as a groundskeeper can get.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 20:57 (five years ago)

aka The Sodfather

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 20:58 (five years ago)

haha had no idea

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 May 2020 21:21 (five years ago)

The accuracy of how #TheLastDance was edited 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/0ZkzJKAbtP

— Harmonica Lewinskyღ (@_harmonyxo) May 19, 2020

Spottie, Wednesday, 20 May 2020 21:39 (five years ago)

there was a baseball player who said something like "Babe Ruth would never make it out of the minors if he played today" and it got some backlash but he was definitely right


NOPE

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 20 May 2020 22:33 (five years ago)

The guy with the best reflexes in the world in 1930 would have very good reflexes today

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 20 May 2020 22:35 (five years ago)

but you cant play with your pockets full of hot dogs now

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 May 2020 22:36 (five years ago)

is it possible to calculate pitch velocity based on old footage?

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 22:36 (five years ago)

handing ruth one of those skinny handle bats they got now instead of a maple log would be interesting to see

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 22:38 (five years ago)

I think people are underestimating the leap in talent the league had in the 90s. Rony Seikaly and Nikola Vucevic are basically the same guy and are having the same careers.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 20 May 2020 22:38 (five years ago)

In the 80s seikaly probably is considered a superstar for a while but in the 90s people thought he was just a stat padder

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 20 May 2020 22:38 (five years ago)

these conversations are crazy-making, obviouslyy if you zapped Babe Ruth c. 1927 into today's game he'd be toast, but "if he were alive today" he'd be up to speed on the modern game, conditioned differently etc., and he would dominate.

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 23:55 (five years ago)

The league has a lot of stars. The best player on the 11th best team is generally considered a star player. In my world, a superstar is more like a consensus top 5 player in the league over at least five consecutive seasons, the type of player kids everywhere idolize and pretend to be, whose jersey still gets worn by fans a decade after they retire. You know, a superstar. Not Rony Seikaly.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 21 May 2020 00:19 (five years ago)

yay literally my least favorite sports discussion topic

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 May 2020 00:21 (five years ago)

yeah i can't really get worked up about it

call all destroyer, Thursday, 21 May 2020 01:00 (five years ago)

babe ruth had no jumper

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 May 2020 01:10 (five years ago)

otm

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 May 2020 01:17 (five years ago)

The league has a lot of stars. The best player on the 11th best team is generally considered a star player. In my world, a superstar is more like a consensus top 5 player in the league over at least five consecutive seasons, the type of player kids /everywhere/ idolize and pretend to be, whose jersey still gets worn by fans a decade after they retire. You know, a /super/star. Not Rony Seikaly.


The best player on the 12th best team this year was Luka Doncic. Personally? Luka Doncic is a superstar to me.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 21 May 2020 01:30 (five years ago)

hello and welcome to barstool sports

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 May 2020 02:10 (five years ago)

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Clay, Thursday, 21 May 2020 02:21 (five years ago)

For you to sit there, Max Kellerman, and look me in the eye and say that Babe Ruth, a dear dear friend of mine, could not play into today's game is blasphemous....preposterous...things of that nature

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 21 May 2020 03:06 (five years ago)

hello caller you are on the air

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 May 2020 03:10 (five years ago)

To me, Luka Doncic has the potential to be a superstar. He's certainly a star player. We could move this to the understandably moribund Regular Degular part II thread.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 21 May 2020 03:12 (five years ago)

he was one of the best offensive players in the nba this year so he may have reached superstar status

call all destroyer, Thursday, 21 May 2020 03:34 (five years ago)

if there was no baseball strike back then, MJ would've threepeated the world series

maffew12, Thursday, 21 May 2020 03:46 (five years ago)

luka got enough votes to start in the all-star game and also he rules and is a superstar fin

Clay, Thursday, 21 May 2020 03:50 (five years ago)

Arguing that Luka is not a superstar? That is special.

some vast airy pantaloon is required (PBKR), Thursday, 21 May 2020 12:30 (five years ago)

Is Joe Flacco elite?

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 21 May 2020 12:40 (five years ago)

Finished this morning--haven't caught up with all the posting.

-- Jordan's kids showed up in the final episode; I don't think his wife was ever in it.

-- I know Karl Malone was famously quiet, but I'm surprised with all the time that had passed there was no interview

-- I loved that one thing Phil Jackson said when Rodman disappeared again during the '98 Finals; "It's not a distraction for us, it's a distraction for you"

-- god, the NBA was low-scoring in the late '90s; I know the 3-point shot hadn't taken off yet, but what happened?

clemenza, Thursday, 21 May 2020 14:57 (five years ago)

Idk anything about basketball but Phil Jackson and basically every Bull who's not MJ come across like total mensches in this

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Thursday, 21 May 2020 15:00 (five years ago)

totally

did krause do an actual interview for the doc? can't remember anything

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 May 2020 15:04 (five years ago)

he died in 2017

Spottie, Thursday, 21 May 2020 15:06 (five years ago)

ahh

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 May 2020 15:10 (five years ago)

which was very convenient for reinsdorf

Spottie, Thursday, 21 May 2020 15:13 (five years ago)

Not endorsing this, but here's a long thing Joe Posnanski (primarily a baseball writer) posted yesterday that some of you might find interesting. It's behind a paywall so I put it on a Google doc, which he says is okay now and again.

http://docs.google.com/document/d/1fqfAFj1Oji9g2TJvOzYHSq5grtRn4G_cOmMrhZ1ROdc/edit?usp=sharing

clemenza, Thursday, 21 May 2020 15:13 (five years ago)

The short version is that it's a rebuke to that Magic Johnson quote above about the game being so much better when we played (common to all sports).

clemenza, Thursday, 21 May 2020 15:16 (five years ago)

xxp yeah I definitely noticed that everyone in this doc seems comfortable with their past except for the man who has the greatest basketball legacy of all time. it's not that MJ hasn't aged well he just looks deeply unhappy

his wife not showing up is definitely odd. I wonder why that is.

god, the NBA was low-scoring in the late '90s; I know the 3-point shot hadn't taken off yet, but what happened?

game was way more physical, you could get away with so much more defensively

frogbs, Thursday, 21 May 2020 15:16 (five years ago)

Maybe they could have at least arranged for an interview with ILX's Karl Malone, that would've been fun.

clemenza, Thursday, 21 May 2020 15:23 (five years ago)

i'm glad Stockton talked at least.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 21 May 2020 16:16 (five years ago)

Now we know what Karl Malone thinks of Michael Jordan pic.twitter.com/Q7a7QdFHZp

— E60 (@E60) May 20, 2020

fatuous salad (symsymsym), Thursday, 21 May 2020 16:34 (five years ago)

That cigar is one hell of a flex

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 May 2020 16:38 (five years ago)

i haven't seen karl malone in years, that is exactly the way i wanted him to look and sound in 2020. what an amazing clip.
what a bad sumbitch

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 21 May 2020 16:41 (five years ago)

I don't think his wife was ever in it

her being his EX-wife prob had something to do with that

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 21 May 2020 16:46 (five years ago)

damn Karl is cool af

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 21 May 2020 16:49 (five years ago)

All in all, really glad I spent the 10 hours on this. I think two things above all else make it successful: 1) Lots of time given to Jordan's teammates and coach--Pippen most of all, but also Jackson and Rodman and Kerr. (I knew about Kerr's father from I book I read last year on the Warriors' rise). I don't think you could come away from this complaining "Hey, Jordan didn't win all those titles by himself." 2) It allows you to make up your own mind about Jordan. As I wrote in my first post, he never seemed guarded to me, for better or worse. All the things that drove him--the grudges, real and imagined, and the dismissiveness of other players that creeps in sometimes--they're all there. It mostly stayed clear of race after the Harvey Gantt/Nike flare-up--there's more in a single line from Do the Right Thing, when Spike Lee reminds John Turturro that Michael Jordan is his favourite player--than in all of The Last Dance, but that didn't feel like a glaring absence. I don't know if it's an absence that says more about Jordan or the filmmakers

I was wondering what other sports subjects might support something equally ambitious. The most obvious one to me would be Tiger Woods, a rise and (spectacular) fall and rise-again story like nothing else (with, at least for the first part of the story, a dramatic foil in Phil Mickelson). The key would be getting Tiger to let down his guard (and assuming there's actually a there there worth opening up on--hard to tell sometimes).

I don't know anything about football--the Brady/Belichick/Patriots dynasty?

It's almost impossible to sustain a modern-day baseball dynasty like the Bulls had, with the exception of the Joe Torre Yankees. But there's no figure compelling enough there to hold the center of the story the way Jordan does. (Sorry, Derek Jeter.) The Braves had an even longer dynasty, but coming away with exactly one championship rules them out, unless that becomes the story itself. I think you'd have to go back to the Robinson Dodgers or Stengel/Mantle Yankees for a subject that might be up to it.

The Federer/Nadal/Djokovic might be worth something equally lengthy, but I don't know how interesting those guys are off-court. Serena Williams is interesting enough, but her dominance might pose a problem dramatically.

clemenza, Thursday, 21 May 2020 17:14 (five years ago)

i wouldn't mind seeing ten hours on Madden's years with the Raiders. I wonder how many of those guys are still alive.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 21 May 2020 17:30 (five years ago)

tiger is m/l the only other one i think can compare. plenty of other teams/players that could use a 1-4 hour documentary but not ten hours worth.

Spottie, Thursday, 21 May 2020 17:33 (five years ago)

the problem with golfers is they never really retire

Spottie, Thursday, 21 May 2020 17:34 (five years ago)

The dramatic tension is generated by Darths Krause and Reinsdorf actively working against their own squad - I don’t think there is a comparable story, at least not with someone with MJ’s dominance and influence at the centre of it

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 May 2020 17:36 (five years ago)

Charley Finley's Oakland A's could totally justify ten hours

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 21 May 2020 17:38 (five years ago)

Plus the pristine never-seen film footage of that very year - it’s extraordinary

It is film, right?

xpost

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 May 2020 17:38 (five years ago)

I guess one with Tom Brady is already in the works and it's absolutely gonna suck

her being his EX-wife prob had something to do with that

yeah see somewhere in the 10 hours they could've mentioned that

frogbs, Thursday, 21 May 2020 17:41 (five years ago)

Charley Finley's Oakland A's could totally justify ten hours

Read a really good book on them--their dynasty was short, but in many ways they are the most interesting potential baseball subject of the past 50 years (with the parallel story of free agency).

clemenza, Thursday, 21 May 2020 17:50 (five years ago)

The Braves had an even longer dynasty, but coming away with exactly one championship rules them out, unless that becomes the story itself.

Dumb idea. Greg Maddux is one of my favourite players ever, but watching him shrug his shoulders for 10 hours might not make for compelling television.

clemenza, Thursday, 21 May 2020 17:54 (five years ago)

yup

Coming in 2021 ...

Man in the Arena: @TomBrady pic.twitter.com/sObLdTXbIl

— ESPN (@espn) May 21, 2020

not sure what the audience for this is outside of Pats fans. Brady is just not a compelling figure at all, the Pats dynasty is extremely boring and marred with stupid cheating scandals, and the vast majority of the country actively cheered for them to lose. plus being buddy buddy with Trump prolly ain't gonna help sell this

frogbs, Thursday, 21 May 2020 17:58 (five years ago)

yeah see somewhere in the 10 hours they could've mentioned that

I didn't know there'd been a divorce either. I'm guessing his wife had more control over her absence from the documentary than Jordan did, to the extent she could block any mention of her whatsoever.

clemenza, Thursday, 21 May 2020 18:03 (five years ago)

in my reading on jordan i don't get the sense that she played into any of the significant moments in his career, and wouldn't have any interesting perspective on them, even if they did have a relationship, which they do not.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 21 May 2020 18:08 (five years ago)

she wld prob have an interesting perspective...

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 May 2020 18:15 (five years ago)

(xpost) That seems to be the case. Not the best source, I'm sure, but it's all I could find.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/11650721/michael-jordan-wife-yvette-prieto-the-last-dance-netflix/

But some fans have been left confused why Yvette doesn't contribute to the series.

As it turns out, director Jason Hehir didn't believe that interviews with Jordan's wife, ex-wife or children would benefit the documentary.

He told The Athletic: "I wasn't interested in the opinion of any wife or kids in this.

"We had the storytellers we wanted and I felt like we had the story covered from every angle."

I guess he changed his mind on the kids at some point.

clemenza, Thursday, 21 May 2020 18:16 (five years ago)

I'm thru epi 6 and thought there'd be a lot more of that "all access" footage, based on what I'd heard about the doc. Also hasn't been as much of the current Jordan interview(s) as I expected.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 21 May 2020 18:17 (five years ago)

think I've said this before on ILH, but why can't we get the full footage of that Dream Team Monaco scrimmage????????????

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 21 May 2020 18:18 (five years ago)

tbc that piece is referring to his second wife, who was like 19 during the last season.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 21 May 2020 18:20 (five years ago)

Didn't know that, either. Maybe she's not even allowed to be mentioned in newspaper pieces explaining why the second wife's not mentioned.

clemenza, Thursday, 21 May 2020 18:23 (five years ago)

ugh at brady's last dance if for no other reason than the GUY IS STILL PLAYING, it makes no sense to do a jumbo retrospective on an active player

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 21 May 2020 18:24 (five years ago)

also brady has approx. 1% of the charisma of jordan.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 21 May 2020 18:26 (five years ago)

hey just wanted to koolaid man into this thread to say the real karl malone sucks

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Thursday, 21 May 2020 18:57 (five years ago)

yup

🐦[Coming in 2021 ...

Man in the Arena: @TomBrady🕸 pic.twitter.com/sObLdTXbIl🕸
— ESPN (@espn) May 21, 2020🕸]🐦

not sure what the audience for this is outside of Pats fans. Brady is just not a compelling figure at all, the Pats dynasty is extremely boring and marred with stupid cheating scandals, and the vast majority of the country actively cheered for them to lose. plus being buddy buddy with Trump prolly ain't gonna help sell this


The cheating scandals are super interesting and he’s extremely involved with one of them. Also he’s the greatest football player of all time.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 21 May 2020 19:05 (five years ago)

The “extremely boring Patriots dynasty” featured a star tight end who was literally a serial killer.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 21 May 2020 19:06 (five years ago)

they already did that movie tho lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 May 2020 19:13 (five years ago)

i think if a doc was as well made as this one and the subjects were as candid a lot of teams wld be worth doing if prob not as good as the bulls

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 May 2020 19:15 (five years ago)

read somewhere that Venus and Serena would be worthy subjects of a long doc series

fatuous salad (symsymsym), Thursday, 21 May 2020 19:19 (five years ago)

anyway with how successful this one was im sure well get to see more

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 May 2020 19:20 (five years ago)

showtime lakers seems like a no brainer

lag∞n, Thursday, 21 May 2020 19:21 (five years ago)

The cheating scandals are super interesting and he’s extremely involved with one of them. Also he’s the greatest football player of all time.

true but they were covered nonstop while they were going on and I can't see Brady signing off on a doc that even hints that he might be guilty so I would guess they'll just be papered over or framed as a challenge Brady had to overcome

I agree he's the best ever, in fact his legacy is maybe even more impressive than Jordan's since football dynasties are more difficult due to injuries and single-elimination playoffs and he managed to do it twice while being one of the oldest players in the league. But Patriots football isn't really that fun to watch, most of their deep playoff runs involved them getting a bunch of timely breaks vs. way more interesting teams, plus they just so happen to be the least-penalized team during the playoffs by a wide margin. More importantly virtually everyone outside of MA rooted for them to lose, nothing like the Bulls where almost everyone around the world was a fan

frogbs, Thursday, 21 May 2020 19:37 (five years ago)

well it is not gonna be on my tv thats for goddamn sure

gross

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 May 2020 19:54 (five years ago)

the reason this worked is cos it was 20 years later and mj let the legend grow over that time. he's m/l stayed out of the news over that time. i dont care what brady has to say while hes still playing, or even a year or two removed from it. he's already done his own documentary on facebook or whatever that was.

apparently dwyane wade released a documentary during this bulls one? lol you gotta let this stuff simmer for a while ffs

Spottie, Thursday, 21 May 2020 20:00 (five years ago)

if they had to do a football one I think Brett Favre would be fun. Packers were garbage for like 3 decades before he came along, he had a pretty unique style of quarterbacking, some pretty crazy highs and lows, and a bunch of memorable teammates. Plus the whole Aaron Rodgers/insane Vikings season thing which I still resent him for but even now seems scripted

frogbs, Thursday, 21 May 2020 20:03 (five years ago)

damn Karl is cool af

Karl Malone got a 13-year-old pregnant when he was 20.

Fuck that dude.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 21 May 2020 22:37 (five years ago)

Yeeesh I didn't know that

Thing with the Patriots is that it was never any fun

Showtime Lakers would be amazing

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 21 May 2020 22:40 (five years ago)

We watched a showtime lakers vs celtics finals recently and my son was shocked at how boring it was

Joey Corona (Euler), Thursday, 21 May 2020 22:42 (five years ago)

His son from that statutory rape is former NFL player Demetrius Bell.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demetress_Bell#Relationship_with_Karl_Malone

x-post

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 21 May 2020 22:44 (five years ago)

yikes, also was unaware of that

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 21 May 2020 22:52 (five years ago)

karl malone is also presently likely knees deep in a 8chan qanon thread from what i recall of his politics

Clay, Thursday, 21 May 2020 23:57 (five years ago)

he's country, and not in the fun way

call all destroyer, Friday, 22 May 2020 00:10 (five years ago)

he seems like more of a nevertrumper, from my twitter sleuthing. Follows a lot of Huntsmans

fatuous salad (symsymsym), Friday, 22 May 2020 00:23 (five years ago)

https://hoopshobby.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/malone01.jpg

lag∞n, Friday, 22 May 2020 00:32 (five years ago)

https://miro.medium.com/max/1400/1*cRMrPbS19fe_01xQHXxfHw.jpeg

call all destroyer, Friday, 22 May 2020 00:35 (five years ago)

https://salsaspeaks.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/molone-motorcycle.jpg

Clay, Friday, 22 May 2020 00:36 (five years ago)

lmao

lag∞n, Friday, 22 May 2020 00:36 (five years ago)

wow

fatuous salad (symsymsym), Friday, 22 May 2020 00:42 (five years ago)

"Hey, let me drunkenly animate your photos in about 25 to 60 days"

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 22 May 2020 00:49 (five years ago)

wtf

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 May 2020 01:26 (five years ago)

What I meant to say was Karl is NOT cool af lol

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 22 May 2020 01:45 (five years ago)

lol

Jamal Crawford: Jerry Krause’s rebuild plan was sign Tim Duncan, Tracy McGrady, Grant Hill https://t.co/HTvqLKN0Sb

— Kurt Helin (@basketballtalk) May 22, 2020

lag∞n, Friday, 22 May 2020 03:10 (five years ago)

tbf that's a great plan

fatuous salad (symsymsym), Friday, 22 May 2020 03:16 (five years ago)

I guess it's what Orlando was going for too: https://www.sbnation.com/2018/2/15/17018358/tim-duncan-magic-orlando-free-agency-2000-grant-hill-tracy-mcgrady-reaction

fatuous salad (symsymsym), Friday, 22 May 2020 03:17 (five years ago)

it would be really funny if late 90s free agency could have somehow been covered by modern journalism and social media.

there would be like 10 teams a year saying "oh yeah we're just going to sign [3 highly desirable free agents]"

call all destroyer, Friday, 22 May 2020 03:24 (five years ago)

Orlando got two out of three, not bad

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Friday, 22 May 2020 03:34 (five years ago)

There was a brief moment where it seemed like Duncan was signing with Orlando. It got really close.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 22 May 2020 14:08 (five years ago)

I agree that you can’t really do a great novak/roger/rafa documentary because aside from Novak’s somewhat odd religious beliefs they’re just three nice guys who have played 40+ classic matches vs each other

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 22 May 2020 14:11 (five years ago)

You could do a documentary about the life of Phil Taylor, the greatest darts player of all time who also is a total douchebag who commits sex crimes

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 22 May 2020 14:12 (five years ago)

Tiger Woods one would be awesome though, every now and then I remember that he won the Masters a year ago which still blows my mind

frogbs, Friday, 22 May 2020 14:13 (five years ago)

Tom Brady only played for ~50% of these games he claims to have won fairly

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 22 May 2020 14:24 (five years ago)

If Brady starts playing linebacker as well, shooting some gaps, getting a strip sack then throwing a TD pass, then maybe a documentary

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 22 May 2020 14:26 (five years ago)

that's why hoops are the best. they hype up "Brady vs. Manning!" but the two are never on the field at the same time. ditto for big name pitcher matchups or MVP outfielders on opposite teams

frogbs, Friday, 22 May 2020 15:01 (five years ago)

Next one should be Gretzky. But they make the doc, film dustin johnson watching it in his home, then release that footage on hulu.

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 22 May 2020 15:15 (five years ago)

Finished the episode where he tears up. "That's how I played. You don't want to play that way? Then don't play that way". Read the emotions there arising as regret over the "price of winning".

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 22 May 2020 15:18 (five years ago)

would be in favor of the wIlliams sisters, tiger, russell v. wilt, and giving jon bois a bigger budget to do whatever he wants

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Friday, 22 May 2020 15:21 (five years ago)

Yes

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 22 May 2020 16:12 (five years ago)

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/may/21/scottie-pippen-the-last-dance-michael-jordan

This was Jordan's project, right? Seems a little petulant. I only dipped in and out of the story as it was happening, in the 1990s, but I didn't feel the film was unfair to Pippen, or any less fair than you would expect knowing it's Jordan's project. You can adjust as necessary.

clemenza, Friday, 22 May 2020 17:52 (five years ago)

The Jon Bois Mariners project is definitely the best sports documentary series of Spring 2020

fatuous salad (symsymsym), Friday, 22 May 2020 17:56 (five years ago)

i really don't understand any objection to pippen's portrayal. everything in there about him has been well-known for years.

call all destroyer, Friday, 22 May 2020 18:14 (five years ago)

MJ did call Pip selfish. But just for that one decision and it wasn't clear that he still feels that way. I also don't think Pip comes off badly in the doc, and it seems like if anything ILH likes him more after watching TLD.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 22 May 2020 18:15 (five years ago)

tbf it was literally selfish to delay a surgery so that he would miss half the season. and none of the players really had a problem with it! but yeah, that was selfish.

call all destroyer, Friday, 22 May 2020 18:21 (five years ago)

The Jon Bois Mariners project is definitely the best sports documentary series of Spring 2020

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it wasnt as captivating to me as the MMA one here did was, but i just appreciate the lane he has created as the premier documentarian of sports existentialism

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Friday, 22 May 2020 18:25 (five years ago)

(it was still v v v good tho)

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Friday, 22 May 2020 18:25 (five years ago)

I should watch the MMA one, I have zero interest in the sport but if Bois was able to make baseball interesting...

fatuous salad (symsymsym), Friday, 22 May 2020 18:31 (five years ago)

jon bois stuff leans waaay too heavy on podcast voice —WHAt if I told you... everything you know about the mariners is wrong?— the website about football in the distant future is really cool but also i heard him say suboptimal game design in one of his videos which was pretty rough

lag∞n, Friday, 22 May 2020 18:43 (five years ago)

the mariners are the weirdest franchise in the history of sports here is a picture of a hime run and then we zoom in on it

lag∞n, Friday, 22 May 2020 18:44 (five years ago)

he leans heavy on that shit but i think bc podcast voice works well in the youtube context. the low budge art/visuals is part of his charm, but i think if he had more resources, he could irect some good shit for regular tv.

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Friday, 22 May 2020 18:47 (five years ago)

idk making good films is more than just having a budget

lag∞n, Friday, 22 May 2020 18:50 (five years ago)

poscasts youtube videos seem like one of those things where its almost entirely amateurish and not really that good and becomes its own form where its just all compared to itself by its own low standards

lag∞n, Friday, 22 May 2020 18:51 (five years ago)

i think ur being kind of a butthole abt this tbh!!!!

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Friday, 22 May 2020 18:55 (five years ago)

lol i thought about his work mb a lil more than i should have just cause i liked the the future football thing so much and watched some of his other of his stuff until it was like this man is really trying to convince me that not that interesting things are very interesting by using a mysterious tone when he asks questions aka pod voice, also some strong prosumer gamer musings im really not comfortable with, i mean its fine dont get me wrong i dont hate it or anything

lag∞n, Friday, 22 May 2020 19:02 (five years ago)

his show "pretty good" has some fun stuff. baron davis hitting the longest shot of all time for one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndmBCqds_gc

CW: POD VOICE

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Friday, 22 May 2020 19:03 (five years ago)

i did watch that oneit was relevant to my interests......the ceiling was obvs way to low at the gym they went to thoo

lag∞n, Friday, 22 May 2020 19:07 (five years ago)

yeah haha, sometimes they use cockatil napkin math but it helps with telling the story

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Friday, 22 May 2020 19:10 (five years ago)

it was just driving me crazy the way they had to throw the ball cause the ceiling was so low

lag∞n, Friday, 22 May 2020 19:18 (five years ago)

"A man dropped a deck of cards and the 5 cards visible were in sequential order. What an amazing feat of skill!"

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 22 May 2020 19:43 (five years ago)

Bill Wennington's basement slot machine

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 23 May 2020 00:50 (five years ago)

i want to dougie jones on it

Morton Koopa Jr. Sings Elvis (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 23 May 2020 00:51 (five years ago)

Jon Bois' Breaking Madden series was some of the funniest sportswriting ever

frogbs, Saturday, 23 May 2020 03:00 (five years ago)

I thought Pippin came off really well in the documentary, seemed like a good dude, amazing speaking voice

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 23 May 2020 03:26 (five years ago)

Rewatching old bulls games I realize I really underrated Wennington at the time. He fit in the offense so well and shot around 50% taking a ton of midrange jumpers.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 24 May 2020 16:38 (five years ago)

That baseline midrange was automatic

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 24 May 2020 18:24 (five years ago)

Just watched his HOF speech. Funny the reaction it got at the time, which I didn't understand then even. I guess the general basketball watching public at that point had never heard the psycho competitor/motivational fuel stories.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 24 May 2020 18:26 (five years ago)

Do we need a new thread for Rip City Revival?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRpRwJWB61M

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 25 May 2020 20:48 (five years ago)

That Drexler-led Blazer team was enormous fun to watch. Another one of those triumphs of team chemistry creating something bigger than its parts.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 25 May 2020 20:59 (five years ago)

i loved that blazers era; iirc everybody did

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 25 May 2020 21:01 (five years ago)

Ya very fun team. Was Terry Porter as streaky in general as he was in 92 Finals? Sure didn't seem to lack confidence

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 25 May 2020 21:35 (five years ago)

oh man that is like the most nostalgic catnip thing for my long forgotten youth possible fuck

Clay, Monday, 25 May 2020 22:10 (five years ago)

i leave it to you to start a thread next week

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 25 May 2020 22:11 (five years ago)

$100 million, damn Mike

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 5 June 2020 22:50 (five years ago)

this is to spite obama isn't it

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 5 June 2020 23:25 (five years ago)

xps to a couple weeks ago but that blazers doc wasn’t very good, just an hour long recap of a few playoff series and some soft lit interviews, nice thought but hard to do much on a whole era in 40 minutes other than say “hey, this happened”

Clay, Friday, 5 June 2020 23:44 (five years ago)

400 pages into that Lazenby book. It is...thorough. Did notice one questionable mistruth: he says MJ directly told Gannt's ppl "republicans buy sneakers too" but it's been fairly well documented that it was an offhand remark to Sam Smith.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 6 June 2020 00:28 (five years ago)

aw, i was still looking forward to rip city

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 6 June 2020 00:35 (five years ago)

i mean, it's not so bad you shouldn't watch it! it's just a 40 minute hour! but it's little more than a trip down memory lane

Clay, Saturday, 6 June 2020 01:42 (five years ago)

you shouldnt watch it i didnt watch it its that bad

lag∞n, Saturday, 6 June 2020 02:11 (five years ago)

friend just told me the director of the doc was a kid we grew up with, i wasnt tight with him or anything but i knew him he was nice pretty quiet

lag∞n, Thursday, 11 June 2020 17:25 (five years ago)

one month passes...

on netflix now btw just in case anybody missed it.

also: https://www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/how-the-nba-has-changed-since-the-jordan-rules

Sam Smith: I got a call from the director, and he said, “Hey, could you sit down? We’re doing this.” Jordan has never said a word to me about “The Jordan Rules.” Never once, in thirty years. At the end of the interview, I said, “Hey, tell me something. Did you have to ask Michael permission to talk to me?” And the guy kind of stammered a little bit. And he said, “Well, we actually did ask him if it was O.K.” And I said, “Well, what’d he say?” He said, “I don’t give a fuck who you talk to.” The way I understood it is, he didn’t say whether they could or could not. They weren’t sure whether they should.

I thought the documentary was more “based on a true story.” I think there was a little bit of drama put into it. It was Michael’s story. It wasn’t a journalistic documentary, per se. And it shouldn’t be. He never told his story before. People never heard it from his standpoint, and that’s what it was.

Do you feel like you understand him better from it?

No.


I had extraordinary access that doesn’t exist anymore, in any form. You can develop relationships. Media guys still develop the relationships. But these men and women who do that now have to produce something, like, every two hours. I would make other calls. I would check on things. I would hang out with players. The Bulls practiced in a public health club. I joined it as a member. So when they would lift weights after practice, I would be next to them. I wouldn’t lift weights, but I would be sitting with them. Now everything is privacy. The locker room was just open.

For a 7 p.m. game, Jordan would come at, like, 3 p.m. or something, so I’d get there and just talk with him for three hours. Now you’ve got ten minutes with guys, if that. LeBron is celebrated for being one of the few in the whole league who comes out before the game and gives the media five minutes. Jordan gave everybody three hours.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 20:55 (four years ago)

After watching, I also feel like MJ is still a cipher. Maybe there's just no "there" there. "MJ" devoured "Mike Jordan".

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 21:02 (four years ago)

six months pass...

Forgive the thread spam, but I wanted to note that this show's 2020 season is nominated in the 2020 ILX TV poll:

ILX's Best Television of 2020 Poll / VOTING AND CAMPAIGNING THREAD / Voting Ends After January 29, 2021

If you like this show and you'd like to see it have a good showing in the poll (running in February) all you need to do is submit a ballot including it and your other favorites (3 minimum, 25 maximum, ranked by your favorite to least favorite) to forksclovetofu at gmail. It'll take five minutes; get to it!

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 January 2021 19:41 (four years ago)

four months pass...

30 years ago today Bulls won 1st championship. I was 13 yrs old. Blows my mind that for a 13 yr old today the 1st 3 peat Bulls are as ancient as the Russell Celtics were to me.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 12 June 2021 17:08 (four years ago)

Yeah.

burly crafty woodsman (James Harden) vs tall ethereal phantom (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 12 June 2021 19:20 (four years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezxd6NXZW0w

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 06:31 (three years ago)

!!

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 July 2021 12:20 (three years ago)

Lol

pure rim rest (Spottie), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 14:37 (three years ago)

I got that cologne for Xmas lol. Don't remember that commercial at all tho.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 15:24 (three years ago)

same. dont think i ever finished the bottle

pure rim rest (Spottie), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 15:28 (three years ago)

GO INSIDE

Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 17:57 (three years ago)

that always makes me think of this Snickers ad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojXMu6V7E5g

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 14 July 2021 20:11 (three years ago)

Muresan is fifty now which makes me feel crazy old.

Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 July 2021 06:22 (three years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chbPp2tifWI

Great "and I took that personally" game. I can't find the details but Gerald Wilkins apparently told the media before series began that he would lock down MJ. "Tough night for the Jordan stopper" MJ said after the game.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 17 July 2021 17:54 (three years ago)

1hr33min mark color commentator Jack Givens speaking on Wilkins waking the beast

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 17 July 2021 17:58 (three years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US7VFL9cXTk

think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 August 2021 21:27 (three years ago)

thanks. whoa @ scottie pippen going full walter white?!

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 25 August 2021 21:53 (three years ago)

that video is well worth the watch btw; Luc seems like a really decent guy

think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 August 2021 04:39 (three years ago)

plus an unedited half hour with Michael talking about Longley!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q27fAO1emHM

think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 August 2021 04:51 (three years ago)

two weeks pass...

a rare nice story
https://www.nba.com/news/a-brother-his-family-and-michael-jordan-reflecting-on-9-11

think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 September 2021 19:44 (three years ago)

eight months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE04vlw90_s

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 May 2022 19:11 (three years ago)

He’s amazingly charismatic and sharp, just a natural.

daBobo (PBKR), Thursday, 12 May 2022 19:57 (three years ago)


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