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VJ edgecombe 34 pts on 13/16 shooting. third most points in an NBA debut all-time, the most since wilt chamberlain in 1959

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Thursday, 23 October 2025 03:55 (two months ago)

wemby: 1 million dunks (nba record)

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Thursday, 23 October 2025 03:56 (two months ago)

Rip old stats thread

Spottie, Thursday, 23 October 2025 04:38 (two months ago)

Wemby 40-15 0 tos first time since wilt or one of those old bigs

Spottie, Thursday, 23 October 2025 04:39 (two months ago)

luke kornet 3 fouls, one of them flagrant, in his first 4
minutes on the court with a new team. wondering if anyone's ever topped that.

fact checking cuz, Thursday, 23 October 2025 20:57 (two months ago)

SGA 55-8-5-2-1, 23 of those points at the line

Thunder 1st team ever to open the season with b2b 2OT games

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 24 October 2025 03:01 (two months ago)

I was wondering how often any teams has played b2b multiple OT games...Spurs somehow played two triple OT games in a row in Dec 2014, which was the only time that happened since the Baltimore Bullets of 1951

symsymsym, Friday, 24 October 2025 03:51 (two months ago)

aaron gordon 7/7 from three in the first half, tying the all time record for most 3s in the first half without a miss

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Friday, 24 October 2025 03:55 (two months ago)

jokic 33-15-16-3

Tonight was Nikola Jokic’s 78th career game leading BOTH teams in points, rebounds and assists.

That’s the most such games by any player since the 1976 NBA-ABA merger, 10 more than the next closest player (LeBron James - 68).

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Thursday, 6 November 2025 06:03 (two months ago)

crazy

Timberwolves Defensive ratings stats on/off for Gobert are crazy, either second best in the league or so far beyond the worst you need the hubble telescope to see it

With Gobert (247 min): 118.1 ORTG, 109.4 DRTG, 8.7 net rating
Without Gobert (107 mins): 120.1 ORTG, 144.2 DRTG, -24.2 net rating

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 November 2025 18:11 (two months ago)

144.2 is unfathomable. and that sample size isn’t that small

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Friday, 7 November 2025 19:12 (two months ago)

it's been interesting, watching Rudy Gobert 100x more than I ever would have in a lifetime. He's a singularly weird and great and terrible and frustrating player. And almost everything he really does well are the types of things that are not suited to be appreciated in the social media highlights era, and everything he's terrible at sticks out like a sore thumb.

like a combination of a defensive savant and a guy that seems like he's seeing a basketball for the first time in his life.

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 November 2025 19:43 (two months ago)

sometimes the way he drops an easy pass as if he has two canoe paddles for hands it's like...i don't even know

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 November 2025 19:52 (two months ago)

i think ive said this before but best seats i ever had at a game was like 8th row and suns were playing jazz. seeing gobert at like eye level was so shocking. on tv he looks like a normal skinny tall nba player but he would barely be bending over and his hands we're like at his shins, shoulders way more broad than it seems, then he'd put his arms out wide and i have no idea how anyone completes a pass or gets a shot off in his vicinity. ive seen shaq with pretty good seats, and it was even more alien than that somehow. but i do remember how clunky he was on offense, just no feel or touch. i still think the most unlikely shot in nba history is that game 7 shot clock running down fadeaway to help put the nuggets away a couple years back.

Spottie, Friday, 7 November 2025 21:07 (two months ago)

zach lowe, nate duncan et al have been noting that it looks like he’s slowing down in terms of being able to move his feet and contest shots at the rim

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 7 November 2025 21:10 (two months ago)

yeah I mean he's at the age where he's not going to get better

he also had that one bizarre outburst against the Lakers in the playoffs last year where he scored 27 points and looked incredible on offense for one day

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 November 2025 21:11 (two months ago)

that was wild

Spottie, Friday, 7 November 2025 21:29 (two months ago)

i think ive said this before but best seats i ever had at a game was like 8th row and suns were playing jazz. seeing gobert at like eye level was so shocking. on tv he looks like a normal skinny tall nba player but he would barely be bending over and his hands we're like at his shins, shoulders way more broad than it seems, then he'd put his arms out wide and i have no idea how anyone completes a pass or gets a shot off in his vicinity. ive seen shaq with pretty good seats, and it was even more alien than that somehow. but i do remember how clunky he was on offense, just no feel or touch. i still think the most unlikely shot in nba history is that game 7 shot clock running down fadeaway to help put the nuggets away a couple years back.

― Spottie, Friday, November 7, 2025 1:07 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

this last part was unnecessary and needed to come with a trigger warning

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Friday, 7 November 2025 22:33 (two months ago)

lol im sure like the lebron game 7 block for me, i just have to avert my ears/eyes when it gets shown or talked about

Spottie, Friday, 7 November 2025 23:02 (two months ago)

luckily rudy gobert highlights dont get much burn

lag∞n, Friday, 7 November 2025 23:08 (two months ago)

Victor Nonga Wembanyama-de Fautereau-Vassel tonight:
38 pts (including 6-9 from 3, 10-10 from the line), 12 rebs, 5 asts, 5 blocks, 1 stl (as a treat)

also killed nik vucevic in public and no police arrived on the scene, very hard to do

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Tuesday, 11 November 2025 03:33 (one month ago)

grayson allen 42-2-4-3 in 28 minutes (10 3s)

Spottie, Tuesday, 11 November 2025 19:03 (one month ago)

jokic was 16/19 from the field tonight for 35 points, 15/17 from 2 point range. (at least one of those misses was a missed tip-in/OREB.)

he’s now shooting .786 from 2 point range for the season

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 12 November 2025 06:40 (one month ago)

Victor Nonga Wembanyama-de Fautereau-Vassel tonight:
38 pts (including 6-9 from 3, 10-10 from the line), 12 rebs, 5 asts, 5 blocks, 1 stl (as a treat)

also killed nik vucevic in public and no police arrived on the scene, very hard to do

I paid 500 to sit on the 4th row and witness this. Worth every penny. Sorry Vuc! RIP.

Jeff, Wednesday, 12 November 2025 13:25 (one month ago)

hell yeah

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Wednesday, 12 November 2025 19:09 (one month ago)

money well spent

Spottie, Wednesday, 12 November 2025 20:08 (one month ago)

Jokic so far in November:

- 32.0 PPG
- 12.0 RPG
- 12.0 APG
- 73/48/85 splits
- 81% true shooting
- +72 plus-minus
- 5-0 record

He’s the first player in NBA history to average a 30-point triple double on 80% TS over a 5+ game span

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 12 November 2025 22:30 (one month ago)

comical numbers per usual. also good timing for he and murray/gordon to be so hot while his bandmates (braun, cam) try to remember how to shoot again

Spottie, Wednesday, 12 November 2025 22:34 (one month ago)

dece

lag∞n, Wednesday, 12 November 2025 22:35 (one month ago)

what is the deal with cam johnson, he has to be injured right? must admit i haven't watched much of him since he went to the nets but even the suns version was far superior to this

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 13 November 2025 13:39 (one month ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G5nYQmOW0AAbo8B?format=png&name=medium

Spottie, Thursday, 13 November 2025 17:45 (one month ago)

speaking of curry 46-5-5-2 on back end of road b2b against a top 5 defense

Spottie, Thursday, 13 November 2025 18:08 (one month ago)

8/9 from 2 with 16 FTAs vs a wemby defense is impressive

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Thursday, 13 November 2025 19:36 (one month ago)

what is the deal with cam johnson, he has to be injured right? must admit i haven't watched much of him since he went to the nets but even the suns version was far superior to this

― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, November 13, 2025 6:39 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

feel like he's getting acclimated to what they need him to do. in a shooting slump too, cant imagine it will hold much longer

Spottie, Thursday, 13 November 2025 20:25 (one month ago)

cam left the game in the first quarter last night with some shoulder issue. not sure if that's been a thing that's been bothering him the whole time or not. he's missed a bunch of open looks and it doesn't really make sense

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Thursday, 13 November 2025 20:42 (one month ago)

even tho he was a role player for the suns i feel like there has to be some adjustment involved when moving from "you're one of the top scorers on a horrible team and you can do whatever you want out there and literally nobody cares" to coming into a system like denver's w/ an established hierarchy and shots for role players coming in distinct ways, having actual responsibility, having to play serious basketball etc

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 13 November 2025 20:53 (one month ago)

he had decent role on those good suns teams

lag∞n, Thursday, 13 November 2025 20:57 (one month ago)

check the running hook shot at 1:36
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNcAOjK8gOQ

Spottie, Thursday, 13 November 2025 21:01 (one month ago)

most skilled baller ever

lag∞n, Thursday, 13 November 2025 21:02 (one month ago)

also the b2b deep bankers at 3:10 why not

Spottie, Thursday, 13 November 2025 21:03 (one month ago)

he was insane last night, i was hoppin mad

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Friday, 14 November 2025 00:33 (one month ago)

a 31-18-14 triple double w/ 7 steals for jalen johnson in utah tonight, sheesh

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 November 2025 04:42 (one month ago)

hawks doing kinda okay without trae, huh

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Friday, 14 November 2025 04:44 (one month ago)

incredible line

Spottie, Friday, 14 November 2025 04:53 (one month ago)

He’s looking like vintage bron out there with his ability to run a break and either plow right through you or drop a sweet dime. Praying for his health

Heez, Friday, 14 November 2025 05:03 (one month ago)

Okongwu was 8 for 14 (!!!!!) from three in that game as well

Heez, Friday, 14 November 2025 14:01 (one month ago)

wtf

Spottie, Friday, 14 November 2025 16:28 (one month ago)

a 31-18-14 triple double w/ 7 steals for jalen johnson in utah tonight, sheesh

― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Thursday, November 13, 2025 11:42 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

these were all career highs, crazy

lag∞n, Friday, 14 November 2025 16:44 (one month ago)

wonder if thats happened before for a non rookie starter to set career highs in 4 categories

Spottie, Friday, 14 November 2025 16:57 (one month ago)

yeah was wondering the same i bet no guy whos gotten starters minutes for 100 games like johnson has ever done it before

lag∞n, Friday, 14 November 2025 16:59 (one month ago)

or even 50 games

lag∞n, Friday, 14 November 2025 17:00 (one month ago)

speaking of curry 46-5-5-2 on back end of road b2b against a top 5 defense

2 nights later vs the same team
49-4-2-2

Spottie, Saturday, 15 November 2025 07:20 (one month ago)

crazy old man

lag∞n, Saturday, 15 November 2025 13:40 (one month ago)

he carried them last night, there really wasnt much of an offensive scheme other than let steph cook, and it worked!

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Saturday, 15 November 2025 15:27 (one month ago)

LeBron James’s season debut added a few new names to his all-time list of teammates, so here’s the updated Top 10 for the most teammates played with in league history (per @bball_ref):

Jeff Green - 271 teammates
Vince Carter - 261
Trevor Ariza - 260
Garrett Temple - 259
Chris Paul - 248
JaVale McGee - 245
LeBron James - 245
DeAndre Jordan - 242
Ish Smith - 239
Juwan Howard - 236

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Thursday, 20 November 2025 10:12 (one month ago)

I have barely ever thought about Garrett Temple, didn’t realize he’s in his 16th season

circles, Thursday, 20 November 2025 15:13 (one month ago)

must be an exceptional teammate

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 November 2025 15:14 (one month ago)

Steph Noh stephnoh.bsky.social‬

Teams with less than five wins at this point of the season:

2026: 9
2025: 5
2024: 6
2023: 3
2022: 5
2021: 3
2020: 4

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 November 2025 15:45 (one month ago)

Ryan Bernardoni‬ dangercart.bsky.social‬

The league set the record for most great+terrible teams to start last season and is breaking it again this year.

The Era of Parity might apply to transience of title equity season-to-season but not "anyone can beat anyone" in season.

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 November 2025 15:50 (one month ago)

seems like a natural effect of years and years at this point of the bball cognoscenti hammering on the (not incorrect) conventional wisdom that the middle is the worst place to be in the nba and that if you’re not a contender you should be bottoming out. lesson being learned that leveling out the lottery doesn’t really make much difference bc even if the rewards of tanking are highly diluted, they still exceed the rewards of being mediocre to run of the mill sorta bad but not egregious

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 20 November 2025 15:57 (one month ago)

that and going far into the lux tax has gotten more expensive so only really makes sense if youre a true contender

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 November 2025 16:01 (one month ago)

yeah that’s a big factor

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 20 November 2025 16:02 (one month ago)

the irony with this year is that so many more teams were supposedly trying to win. i’m thinking that if that trend continues we can expect a few disaster teams each year due to injuries or just roster construction fails.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 20 November 2025 16:06 (one month ago)

clippers to thread

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 November 2025 16:10 (one month ago)

and mavs and grizz

call all destroyer, Thursday, 20 November 2025 16:13 (one month ago)

lol mavs good luck to mavs

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 November 2025 16:14 (one month ago)

btw only two teams over the 2nd apron this year cavs and knicks and the knicks are barely over so one would think theyll be under by the end of the year so really only one team over the cavs their plan is working

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 November 2025 16:21 (one month ago)

Maxey with 54pts/5reb/9ast/3stl/3blk in 46(!) minutes on the second night of a b2b.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, 21 November 2025 12:18 (one month ago)

god hes been unreal this year

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Friday, 21 November 2025 12:52 (one month ago)

for sure, why are they playing him so many minutes tho

lag∞n, Friday, 21 November 2025 13:10 (one month ago)

I just read he's leading the league in mpg by 3 minutes. They don't have anyone else that can really do anything. PG had a really good game so maybe that will help if he can stay healthy.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, 21 November 2025 13:28 (one month ago)

he is indeed, at 40.7(!) and guess who's #2... VJ Edgecombe

Assume this will tail off at some point but i wonder when the last time someone avged 40 mpg was. Iverson?

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 21 November 2025 14:45 (one month ago)

just checked, it's monta ellis, did it consec yrs in 09-10 and 10-11 on the dubs. curry's 1st 2 yrs... the league done changed a bit since then

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 21 November 2025 14:50 (one month ago)

Not good! I assume a rookie is going to hit a major wall playing those minutes.

Iverson played so many minutes. Didn't LeBron average of ton of minutes on those pre-Heat Cleveland teams?

xps

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, 21 November 2025 15:17 (one month ago)

https://dunksandthrees.com/epm/actual

EPM for the season is up

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Friday, 21 November 2025 22:10 (one month ago)

nuggets started some guy named spencer jones tonight — he played 24 mins, shot 0-2 from the field, 0-1 from three, committed 5 fouls, and was a -18

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 23 November 2025 06:19 (one month ago)

more like spencer nones

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Sunday, 23 November 2025 06:25 (one month ago)

he is a tire fire on offense but has a lot of energy and is a really good wing defender. (basically peyton watson 3 years ago.) he fouls way too much though, including on a derozan jumper in crunch time where a stop would have given them a chance to tie. m def 10th man abilities at this point but with 2 starters out they are gonna have to be creative

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Sunday, 23 November 2025 07:00 (one month ago)

Teams With The Worst Net Rating In The Clutch For The 2025-26 NBA Regular Season :

1. Washington Wizards — -50.4
2. Charlotte Hornets — -45.7
3. Denver Nuggets — -41.4
4. Boston Celtics — -31.6
5. Brooklyn Nets — -24.9
6. New Orleans Pelicans — -17.1
7. Memphis Grizzlies — -16.5
8. New York Knicks — -14.6
9. Miami Heat — -12.6
10. Milwaukee Bucks — -3.3

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 25 November 2025 14:02 (one month ago)

dont really want to be parked up there with all those bad teams

lag∞n, Tuesday, 25 November 2025 14:13 (one month ago)

gabe vincent +18 in 17 min with 0-0-0 and 1 TO

circles, Wednesday, 26 November 2025 16:30 (one month ago)

oops, +17 in 18 min

circles, Wednesday, 26 November 2025 16:31 (one month ago)

love those good luck charm stat lines

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Wednesday, 26 November 2025 17:26 (one month ago)

‪KeithSmithNBA‬ keithsmithnba.bsky.social‬

At about the quarter-pole of the season, the Thunder lead the NBA in Defensive Rating at 104.9.

The Heat are in second place at 111.5.

That 6.6-point spread between Oklahoma City and Miami is wider than the difference between the second-place Heat and the 23rd-place Trail Blazers (118.0)

lag∞n, Monday, 1 December 2025 14:41 (one month ago)

Just saw NAWs stats for the year:

20/3/4/1/1 on 46/38/86 splits

Had no idea he was playing so well

Spottie, Monday, 1 December 2025 15:15 (one month ago)

the kings basically have a g league big man rotation w/ sabonis hurt however zach edey put up 32 and 17 w/ 5 blocks on 16-20 shooting last night, pretty hard to be more dominant around the rim in an nba game than that

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Monday, 1 December 2025 17:43 (one month ago)

just watched the highlights he is very tall

lag∞n, Monday, 1 December 2025 18:28 (one month ago)

VJ edgecomb averaging 13.8 ppg since opening night everyone stay woke out there

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 3 December 2025 03:13 (one month ago)

pretty good hes going to be an excellent player, almost guaranteed to be a quality starter good chance to be a lot more

lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 December 2025 03:17 (one month ago)

nbacentral

Crazy stat: Mitchell Robinson is currently shooting 17.6% from the free-throw line this season

The lowest single-season free-throw percentage in NBA history was set by Ben Wallace in 2001, when he shot 33.6%.

Spottie, Wednesday, 3 December 2025 18:56 (one month ago)

lol how is that even possible

lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 December 2025 18:57 (one month ago)

3-17 on the season, not sure it's an exaggeration to say the knicks could pull a random guy out of the stands and put him at the line in front of 20k people and perhaps get a better performance

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 3 December 2025 18:58 (one month ago)

heard windy say on the hoop pod that last night was the first time in lebron's career that he finished a game w/o a rebound, block, or steal

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 3 December 2025 18:59 (one month ago)

was literally just listening to that part. wild

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 3 December 2025 19:01 (one month ago)

i dont think he scored in the paint either. i lebron-watched most of that game and it was really weird! the whole not coming back to the bench thing so he could chum it up with randoms on the suns bench when JJ is trying to call him over. not even attempting to make moves. had that one where he caught it directly under the hoop and decided to ben simmons kick it out for a three when he couldve easily dunked. looked like a farewell tour game for sure.

Spottie, Wednesday, 3 December 2025 19:47 (one month ago)

Jamal Murray's 52-point game puts the Nuggets into rare company pic.twitter.com/LfTLRpLTk8

— Nate Duncan (@NateDuncanNBA) December 4, 2025

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Thursday, 4 December 2025 12:02 (one month ago)

52 on 19-25 from the field and 10-11 from three is absurd

harper valley paul thomas anderson (voodoo chili), Thursday, 4 December 2025 12:21 (one month ago)

crazy they did it so early in the season

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 December 2025 14:57 (one month ago)

derik queen with the triple double tonight, baby jokic in the house

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Tuesday, 9 December 2025 03:18 (four weeks ago)

+4 blocks

Spottie, Tuesday, 9 December 2025 06:13 (four weeks ago)

seasons not over yet but still pretty good

Keerthika Uthayakumar‬ keerthikau.bsky.social‬

Fun fact: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander is averaging 32.8 points on 68.6% true shooting, the highest TS% in a 30 PPG season in NBA history.

He's committing 1.7 turnovers, the fewest in a 30 PPG season since turnovers were tracked fully in 1983-84.

lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 December 2025 22:22 (four weeks ago)

flagg 42-7-6 most points ever by an 18 year old

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 December 2025 11:47 (three weeks ago)

against the jazz, too, wite on wite violence

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Tuesday, 16 December 2025 12:41 (three weeks ago)

How much do you think Ainge wants Cooper on his team. Like reoccurring dream level?

Heez, Tuesday, 16 December 2025 13:22 (three weeks ago)

balls didnt bounce his way, sad

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 December 2025 13:41 (three weeks ago)

previous record was 37 by lebron btw

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 December 2025 13:41 (three weeks ago)

flaggs was an ot game but he had 40 in regulation

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 December 2025 13:42 (three weeks ago)

the mavs getting the #1 after gifting luka to the lakers is really an all time the nba is rigged moment.

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Tuesday, 16 December 2025 17:42 (three weeks ago)

yeah awful stuff

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 December 2025 18:08 (three weeks ago)

Andre Drummond is shooting 41.2% from 3 on 1.4 attempts per game.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Sunday, 21 December 2025 02:36 (two weeks ago)

maybe more impressive is that he's nearly doubled his ft% over his career. shot .355 in his first all-star season (2015-16), now up to .650 this season

trauma bondi (m bison), Sunday, 21 December 2025 03:12 (two weeks ago)

Pretty interesting career. Feels like I’ve never seen him in a playoff game

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Sunday, 21 December 2025 07:47 (two weeks ago)

good reason for that, hes been in the postseason 4 times, and 3 of them were sweeps. (the 4th? a 5 game 1st rd loss with the lakers)

trauma bondi (m bison), Sunday, 21 December 2025 15:49 (two weeks ago)

Oof

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Sunday, 21 December 2025 18:33 (two weeks ago)

He should be able to keep that first round exit streak going this year.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Sunday, 21 December 2025 19:03 (two weeks ago)

kawhi had 55 tonight, by far his career high

he was also 16/17 from the line, which lowered his season FT% to 97.6% (123/126)

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Monday, 29 December 2025 05:38 (one week ago)

I've always wondered how it is that more guys like curry or nash or korver didn't just randomly get hot one year and shoot >>95% from the line, just one of those weird invisible barriers that seems like it's on the border of human possibility in a game setting. the record is 98% from jose calderon who went 151/154 in 2009, but no other qualifier has broken 96%

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Monday, 29 December 2025 05:41 (one week ago)

23/25/10 for scottie barnes today, only other guy who's put up 20/25/10 in the last 40 years is jokic

symsymsym, Monday, 29 December 2025 06:30 (one week ago)

16 of those were offensive, which is tied for 2nd all time. pretty wild

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Monday, 29 December 2025 08:01 (one week ago)

It was very frustrating to watch

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Monday, 29 December 2025 19:47 (one week ago)

derrick white 7 blocks vs the jazz tonight tied the record for a guard

lag∞n, Wednesday, 31 December 2025 04:30 (one week ago)

one of the greatest shot-blocking guards ive ever seen, up there with d wade and danny green

cam'ron winter (m bison), Wednesday, 31 December 2025 04:35 (one week ago)

luka shooting 32% from 3 on 11(!) attempts a game, some signs of not giving a shit, which considering the lakers roster isnt totally unfair

lag∞n, Friday, 2 January 2026 17:50 (six days ago)

lakers getting luka is some real monkey's paw shit

cam'ron winter (m bison), Friday, 2 January 2026 17:51 (six days ago)

lakers fan: 'i wish for one of the best players in the nba to magically arrive in our lap (like always)'

*cue supercut of luka petulantly whining to the refs while the opponents get an easy fastbreak layup*

cam'ron winter (m bison), Friday, 2 January 2026 17:53 (six days ago)

all those offseason dreams of a new leaf turned like tears in the rain

lag∞n, Friday, 2 January 2026 17:55 (six days ago)

no u dont understand, look at his new training regimen, hes serious this time

cam'ron winter (m bison), Friday, 2 January 2026 18:16 (six days ago)

i tip my cap to him for losing weight and then proceeding to play basketball slightly worse than he has before

lag∞n, Friday, 2 January 2026 18:17 (six days ago)

in dallas they worshipped him as the heir to dirk, now hes just some guy in la, sad

cam'ron winter (m bison), Friday, 2 January 2026 18:52 (six days ago)

and he didnt want to go there he was happy being the new dirk

lag∞n, Friday, 2 January 2026 18:55 (six days ago)

the lakers without reaves have to have one of the worst rosters in the NBA, and in particular it's hideously constructed around luka specifically. we know from dallas that luka is good at playing with 3 point shooters, rim runners, and secondary ball handlers. well, the lakers last night played the following guys: lebron, jake laravia, smart, ayton (starters) + vanderbilt, jaxson hayes, and nick smith jr. the best shooter is laravia? the best rim runner is hayes? the best secondary ball handler is old lebron? it's horrific and a massive downgrade from dallas

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 January 2026 19:07 (six days ago)

too bad reaves cant defend at all because otherwise hes a great fit with luka

lag∞n, Friday, 2 January 2026 19:09 (six days ago)

prob a better fit than kyrie or brunson in the #2 spot because hes better off ball, tho prob not actually better better since theyre better players, but tbf he is having an insane season currently

lag∞n, Friday, 2 January 2026 19:15 (six days ago)

kyrie and brunson are bad defenders too and they worked but its still just not ideal to have two bad defenders in the mix

lag∞n, Friday, 2 January 2026 19:17 (six days ago)

with the right mix of supporting players it can at least get you to the finals, tho i'm not sure i'd say reaves is better than kyrie. the thing w/ the lakers is that the new ownership group *should* make them a lot better but for the foreseeable future they're stuck in this cockamamie scheme where jeanie buss is still running the team

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 January 2026 19:21 (six days ago)

meant to post the other day that the highlights of kawhi scoring 55 in essentially three quarters are amazing. he scores like four points at the rim, otherwise it's pure midrange hooping, breaking dudes down and then pulling up with metronomic jumper form, and also shooting three pointers like steph. he shot 12-16 on twos in this game while making, by my count, two shots at the rim the entire night while going 16-17 from the line, he was legitimately treating an NBA game like pop a shot. at one point the clippers' announcer says that kawhi "is one with the basketball gods tonight" and it would be hard to argue otherwise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpSZ09YuVqk

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 January 2026 19:32 (six days ago)

but for the foreseeable future they're stuck in this cockamamie scheme where jeanie buss is still running the team

― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, January 2, 2026 2:21 PM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

gonna assume this is just some nonsense and the new owner will do as he pleases but who knows

lag∞n, Friday, 2 January 2026 19:36 (six days ago)

yea that tends to be what happens cf the cuban situation

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Friday, 2 January 2026 19:37 (six days ago)

kawhi gotta have the most workmanlike 55 in the history of the league there

lag∞n, Friday, 2 January 2026 19:41 (six days ago)

no, it's not the same. sam amick reported that jeanie is written into the sale agreement as governor of the team for the next five years. now, whether they um, empower her to change things... i guess we'll see but the cuban thing was not written into the sale agreement of the team and was not real and thus he got pushed out instantaneously. they have talked about this on the hoop collective podcast

Per a team source, Buss’ agreement with Walter and the NBA stipulates that she’ll remain the team’s governor for at least the next five seasons.

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 January 2026 19:44 (six days ago)

new guy can just appoint someone super governor

lag∞n, Friday, 2 January 2026 19:46 (six days ago)

in all seriousness if hes signing the checks he untimely he can do as he pleases as to whether he wants to have a big fight over it or if she wants to have a big fight over it or what there agreement really is who knows

lag∞n, Friday, 2 January 2026 19:50 (six days ago)

totally speculation but letting her be the figurehead go to the league meetings and so forth while he incrementally builds basketball operations out in his vision would make a lot of sense as far as doing a gradual handover, one thing that could tell us which was the wind is blowing is pelinkas status does he stay is someone installed over him etc

lag∞n, Friday, 2 January 2026 19:56 (six days ago)

my point is just that there is some sort of awkward/messy/abnormal transfer of power of the organization happening that is going to coincide with, at the very least, one crucial offseason when it comes to building out the roster around luka, and could last as long as the rest of his contract there, which is effectively this season and the two after that. or, we take the lakers at their word, and this same front office is going to be running the team for the rest of luka's prime

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 January 2026 19:58 (six days ago)

yeah true

lag∞n, Friday, 2 January 2026 19:59 (six days ago)

maybe they can just get pelinka to scam them some more players, he should be kept on for scamming purposes

lag∞n, Friday, 2 January 2026 20:01 (six days ago)

i agree w/ you about pelinka. but he signed a contract extension in april, so unless this season just completely collapses, like not making the play in or something, i'd have to believe that it's still gonna be this jeanie/pelinka group running things this offseason

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 January 2026 20:01 (six days ago)

yeah prob unless i guess there is some understanding otherwise with the new guy, must say that jeanie firing her brothers on day one was incredible stuff, the league will miss the buss family when theyre gone last of a dying breed

lag∞n, Friday, 2 January 2026 20:03 (six days ago)

cuban made himself the face of the mavs in a way that was unusual, but he only owned the team for like 20 years. the buss family and the lakers are a much different thing. i could definitely envision a scenario where jeanie was like "we will only sell the team if i can run it for five more years" and mark walter decided that the lakers were such a valuable property that he would go along w/ it even under those terms. i mean, that's the subtext of jeanie's governance being written into the agreement, imo. you're right obviously that we'll see whether he decides to effectively shank her or whatever two years in if the team stinks

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 January 2026 20:06 (six days ago)

i personally would not pay ten billion dollars for a toy i was not allowed to play with for five years but then again i dont have ten billion dollars i only have nine

lag∞n, Friday, 2 January 2026 20:09 (six days ago)

if im jeanie do i really need to be running day to day operations or do i just want to go to the office sometimes hang around the lakers and fire my brothers

lag∞n, Friday, 2 January 2026 20:12 (six days ago)

Keerthika Uthayakumar‬ keerthikau.bsky.social‬

Fun fact: 421 NBA teams have gone 20-11 or better in their first 31 games over the past 30 seasons.

This season’s 20-11 Lakers are the ONLY team on that list to post a negative net rating (-0.6) in those 31 games.

lag∞n, Friday, 2 January 2026 21:01 (six days ago)

you really shouldn't be employed by an nba GM if you've gone into the season with deandre ayton and jaxson hayes as your centers. immediate disqualification

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 January 2026 21:11 (six days ago)

it seems like his plan was to scam the mavs out of luka, wait lebron out, and then just figure the rest out later

comrade jhøsh (k3vin k.), Friday, 2 January 2026 21:13 (six days ago)

i do think the unplanned acquisition of luka for AD probably threw a wrench in their roster-building plans but you can't excuse the overall number of bad players in their rotation.

call all destroyer, Saturday, 3 January 2026 02:50 (five days ago)

jaylen brown 50pts on 26 shots

lag∞n, Sunday, 4 January 2026 13:52 (four days ago)

wasnt just going nuts from 3 or the line either

lag∞n, Sunday, 4 January 2026 15:21 (four days ago)

guarded kawhi too

lag∞n, Sunday, 4 January 2026 17:02 (four days ago)

Automatic @automaticnba
4 minute scoring droughts this season:

15 — GSW
14 —
13 —
12 — IND
11 — ATL, SAC
10 — UTA
9 —
8 — NOP, ORL, PHX
7 — CLE, DET, LAC, MIL, NYK, PHI, TOR
6 — CHA, CHI, DEN, MIA, POR, WAS
5 — HOU, LAL, OKC
4 — MEM, SAS
3 — BOS, DAL
2 — BKN, MIN

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Tuesday, 6 January 2026 18:50 (two days ago)


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