IF U WERE LEBRON WHAT WOULD U DO

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Poll Results

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bulls 11
cavs 6
heat 5
clippers 4
start my own league in space 3
knicks 3
olympiakos or other euroleague 2
nets 1
other (pls specify) 1
mavs 0
pistons 0


call all destroyer, Friday, 14 May 2010 04:15 (fifteen years ago)

man this is real tough tbh

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 May 2010 04:16 (fifteen years ago)

play football

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Friday, 14 May 2010 04:16 (fifteen years ago)

fuck shoulda put that in

call all destroyer, Friday, 14 May 2010 04:17 (fifteen years ago)

Wish the warriors had cap space.

Clay, Friday, 14 May 2010 04:27 (fifteen years ago)

Bron would avg like 65ppg on the dubs.

Clay, Friday, 14 May 2010 04:28 (fifteen years ago)

OKAY PROS/CONS OF ALL

cavs

pros: home team, don't want to be the most hated person in the state of ohio... don't want to find movers?

cons: weird juju there right now, consistently poor surrounding casts, management overreacts in poor ways, coach?

heat

pros: best city with an nba team, would get to play with wade, would prob bring best out in crowd, taxes

cons: would have to play with wade, fickle crowd, not much history

bulls

pros: the nyc of the midwest, derrick rose, franchise of michael jordan

cons: franchise of michael jordan, joakim noah

clippers

pros: blake griffin, LA

cons: everything else

nets

pros: brooklyn, jay-z, john wall, john calipari, youngish roster in general

cons: lil brother to the knicks?, no real history to speak of, bad uniforms

knicks:

pros: nyc, history

negative: horrible past 10 years, terrible roster, awful management, would be seen as a sell out hired assasin

mavs

pros: mark cuban pampers players, dirk

cons: texas, old ass roster, western conference

pistons

pros: i can't think of one

cons: living in detroit, awful roster, beat down fanbase

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 May 2010 04:32 (fifteen years ago)

imma try to break these down a bit over the next few days (xp didn't know sarge was doing same). first up chicago:

two championship players already there in rose and noah--both of whom complement u and don't fuck up your style. could do enough shuffling (afaict) to add one more major piece. good fans. probably get to pick yr coach.

vs.

isn't being in jordan's shadow a little too intense? unsettled mgmt situation--paxson may possibly be insane. another midwestern city.

call all destroyer, Friday, 14 May 2010 04:34 (fifteen years ago)

it's weird to answer this question bcuz personally i would never choose to live in cleveland, but obv i don't have the history there that lebron does -- tbh, i would go to the bulls -- that's a pretty decent young roster, it's a big city that's still in the midwest -- i don't think the MJ thing is really a horrible thing -- the lakers have figured out how to make room for jerry west, kobe, magic and kareem, after all -- i would never go to the knicks & as fun as the nets might sound on paper, it's still the nets

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 May 2010 04:35 (fifteen years ago)

cad you should keep going, my post obv isn't very fleshed out

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 May 2010 04:35 (fifteen years ago)

I'm trying to think which team has the best young big man to help lebron out - nets?

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Friday, 14 May 2010 04:37 (fifteen years ago)

think so

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 May 2010 04:40 (fifteen years ago)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CqDk4jAv_Y4/S-zPi0-Bf6I/AAAAAAAADDY/M7RgQPfnAvI/s400/14.jpg

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Friday, 14 May 2010 04:44 (fifteen years ago)

"I'm trying to think which team has the best young big man to help lebron out - nets?"

The team that signs Bosh as well?

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 14 May 2010 05:08 (fifteen years ago)

I can't see Lebron and Wade on the same team.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 14 May 2010 05:10 (fifteen years ago)

yeah like, i think it's prob fun for them for a few weeks on team usa and fun to joke about at parties, but you can't have to primary ballhandlers of that caliber on one team -- neither is wired to take a backseat like that

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 May 2010 05:12 (fifteen years ago)

it could barely work with something like kobe & shaq, dunno how it would work with two guys who effectively play the same position (the position being "the whole team")

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 May 2010 05:13 (fifteen years ago)

not okc

@KDthunderup would u want Lebron in okc?(honestly, nah I like who we have..I'm the leader of that teem)
about 1 hour ago via Echofon

moullet, Friday, 14 May 2010 05:13 (fifteen years ago)

Cap space doesn't matter if a team does a sign and trade.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Friday, 14 May 2010 05:16 (fifteen years ago)

first of all

pros: best city with an nba team

i mean... lol. just.... laughing out loud.

second of all

cons: lil brother to the knicks?, no real history to speak of, bad uniforms

i mean fuck the nets 4 lyfe after they betrayed my state but no history psshhh does the name keith van horn mean anything 2 u?? i thought so. lil brother to the knicks please. uniforms are ugly tho i agree with you.

max, Friday, 14 May 2010 14:33 (fifteen years ago)

if he joined the spurs he would win at min 3 straight titles I GAHRONTEE

heartbreakin' 2: electric boohoohoo ;_; (m bison), Friday, 14 May 2010 14:52 (fifteen years ago)

[x] quit nba and make an album w/ jay-z

am0n, Friday, 14 May 2010 15:22 (fifteen years ago)

http://content.answers.com/main/content/img/amg/games/drg000/g010/g01019x55rx.jpg

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Friday, 14 May 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)

^^^ cd be lebron

max, Friday, 14 May 2010 17:29 (fifteen years ago)

At least the Nets have been in the NBA Finals in recent history.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Friday, 14 May 2010 17:40 (fifteen years ago)

I thought we had all agreed to forget that had ever happened

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Friday, 14 May 2010 17:42 (fifteen years ago)

Chicago.

Let Amare go ham like he was all you can eating it (B.L.A.M.), Friday, 14 May 2010 17:52 (fifteen years ago)

let's break down miami:

great city. paired with one of the other five best players in the league. potential room to add one more major piece (i have read that but i don't understand how it is possible). could lure riley out of the front office to coach. if not spolestra is far less of a chump than mike brown so that's not bad.

vs.

a wade/lebron pairing doesn't really make any sense--wade needs the ball and lebron would have to figure out how to play off him. who gets the ball in crunchtime? a truly dreadful supporting cast that makes those jokers on the cavs look like the bench of the o.g. dream team. do you really want to be coached by riley? isn't he old and weird? lukewarm fanbase.

call all destroyer, Friday, 14 May 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)

mike brown is fired.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Friday, 14 May 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)

potential room to add one more major piece (i have read that but i don't understand how it is possible).

i believe they would have to move beasley & their first round pick in order to do this (as well as james jones, but i think he has a team option, so maybe they can just decline it? i'm not totally sure on the details tho)

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 May 2010 18:07 (fifteen years ago)

they would definitely have to trade beasley, with james jones they have a team option for the next three years, so i'm not sure if they can decline it this year and essential void the contract or what the rules are there

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 May 2010 18:08 (fifteen years ago)

so you'd have three max guys and have to luck out big time on the entire rest of the team aka the 2008 celtics plan.

call all destroyer, Friday, 14 May 2010 18:08 (fifteen years ago)

udonis haslem is a pretty solid piece. the others???? q = the new eddie house?

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Friday, 14 May 2010 18:09 (fifteen years ago)

yeah their roster at that point would be

wade
bosh
lebron/stoudemire etc
mario chalmers
dequan cook

& that's it

profit???

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 May 2010 18:10 (fifteen years ago)

they literally would have no one else under contract so idk who they would try and sign

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 May 2010 18:10 (fifteen years ago)

i guess they would have a second round pick to add to that as well

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 May 2010 18:10 (fifteen years ago)

this situation reminds me jordan/bulls after the last elimination vs Detroit..

sad cuz i dont want lebron to repeat jordans trajectory =/

moullet, Friday, 14 May 2010 18:50 (fifteen years ago)

simmons says it's nyc, cleve, or chicago, depending on what lbj wants. intriguing column. http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/100514&sportCat=nba

call all destroyer, Friday, 14 May 2010 18:57 (fifteen years ago)

I think Chicago is the wise move, too. If not there, someplace where there is a nucleus of a team that he can be placed into. Gotta have a decent to good point guard who is (1) level-headed enough to run the offense and (2) talented enough to score 12 - 17 per game. Also gotta have a center or forward who plays defense and rebounds.

Add to that the big market considerations - LeBron wants to get PAID on an MJ level, and small market towns ain't gonna do it.

I'm thinking Chicago. New York would get him paid, and he may eke out a championship, but not any time soon. If Atlanta makes some smart moves and gets a good coach, they're always going to be in contention. Orlando, not going anywhere. Celtics are done in 1 - 3 years, but will still make the playoffs around Rondo/Davis/Perkins. So, there's no guarantee you're coming out of the East in the next 3 - 5. Out West? Dallas? Could work, actually, but what of Dirk? Phoenix would certainly be a hoot, but they don't have the cap room. Lakers out. Clippers - no way is he going to play for Donald Sterling. No way. Spurs? I hope not. That would be freaking deadly.

I don't know. I want to put more thought into this, but I'm at work for at least the next five hours.

Let Amare go ham like he was all you can eating it (B.L.A.M.), Friday, 14 May 2010 19:27 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah Chicago is his best option. As a Bulls fan, I wouldn't be upset if he came here but I wouldn't be thrilled about it either. It's always more fun to root for the underdog. I envisioned the Bulls becoming the well-rounded, scrappy team who sticks it to the one-dimensional star-driven teams of Kobe, Wade, Lebron, etc. With LeBron here, anything less than multiple titles is a failure. There's no joy, just relief. Plus there's the hollowness of importing an already-formed star. MJ started out as a Bull, and the Bulls were underdogs for quite awhile. It's a bit like if you and your boys are doing well in the rec league, you're getting better, you might eventually be the best team...and then someone brings in a ringer from out of town and you're unstoppable but it's not as fulfilling as if you did it on your own and beat the odds y'know?

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 14 May 2010 19:41 (fifteen years ago)

no, i don't know, because winning championships is rad no matter how it happens

call all destroyer, Friday, 14 May 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)

but if you want a team that maybe goes six games in the conference finals at some point be my guest, more for the rest of us

call all destroyer, Friday, 14 May 2010 19:45 (fifteen years ago)

you're a yankees fun aren't you

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 14 May 2010 19:46 (fifteen years ago)

hahaha no i'm not. let me be really real with you--when the celtics traded for ray and kg there was a little bit of that hand-wringing: "aw, we brought in ringers, wouldn't it have been more fun if we had gotten lol greg oden and built a winner out of him and like al jefferson and ryan gomes shooting baseline jumpers" and whoever else we had at the time. but it didn't take long for most reasonable people to appreciate and enjoy watching pro basketball played at a really, really high level night in and night out, and by the time the c's were embarassing the lakers in the nba championship this wasn't even a point you could make.

so like, i know what you're thinking. but you're wrong :)

call all destroyer, Friday, 14 May 2010 19:51 (fifteen years ago)

oh for sure, this is my thinking now, before The Ringer has ever donned a Bulls jersey. could def see it getting wiped away by the end of the 1st game of the new dynasty, let alone the 1st title.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 14 May 2010 19:58 (fifteen years ago)

The Lakers are not one dimensional at all, and certainly less so than the Miami Dwaynes and the Cleveland Mo Williamses.

Let Amare go ham like he was all you can eating it (B.L.A.M.), Friday, 14 May 2010 20:11 (fifteen years ago)

shh don't ruin my storyline

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 14 May 2010 20:15 (fifteen years ago)

We were totally fine with Pau joining the team a few years ago. Just sayin'.

Let Amare go ham like he was all you can eating it (B.L.A.M.), Friday, 14 May 2010 20:24 (fifteen years ago)

"I figured LeBron out, dude. I think you define a player by defining what is most important to them in one word.

"MJ -- Winning. Hands down, all he wanted to do was win. And that's over-used for a lot of athletes, but not him.

"Kobe -- Greatness. Yes he's going to win some, but only because he wants to be considered great and that will be a by-product at times. But you'd also see him shoot his team out of a game; jack 3s when he should press the issue and get to the paint. He didn't mind losing a few games if people came away saying 'Kobe is great; look what happens when he doesn't shoot.'"

"LeBron -- Amaze. I think he just really wants to amaze people. Which is why he spends 10 minutes before the game throwing underhand, left-hand half-court shots. Why he celebrates amazing dunks and blocks, but isn't working just as hard to win. I know the Cavs aren't great without him, but he's got PLENTY on that team to win rings with."

Is that totally fair? Probably not. But just for fun, let's extend Chris' game ...

Russell, Magic, Bird, Duncan, Walton, West and Havlicek: Winning.

Wilt: Numbers.

Oscar and Barry: Perfection.

Shaq: Fame.

Kareem and Elgin: Pride.

Moses: Rebounds.

Malone and Garnett: Work.

Barkley: Fun.

Cousy, Stockton, Isiah, Pippen and Nash: Team.

I think that's pretty otm. Question for me is, which one applies to Wade? Guess that's yet to be determined.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 14 May 2010 20:25 (fifteen years ago)

duh of course you were, it's the Lakers, it's LA.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 14 May 2010 20:26 (fifteen years ago)

I would have to say "Competing," as in you have to knock him out to beat him?

Dude has played at a high level through so many injuries. He's not as purposefully flashy as Bron, and I don't think he has the giant sense of selfness that Kobe has.

Let Amare go ham like he was all you can eating it (B.L.A.M.), Friday, 14 May 2010 20:28 (fifteen years ago)

duh of course you were, it's the Lakers, it's LA.

Meaning what, sir?

Let Amare go ham like he was all you can eating it (B.L.A.M.), Friday, 14 May 2010 20:29 (fifteen years ago)

All that I know is that 55 year old secretaries be pointing out flaws in defensive schemes during the regular season out here. LA is a pro hoops town, man. They LOVE some NBA out here.

Let Amare go ham like he was all you can eating it (B.L.A.M.), Friday, 14 May 2010 20:30 (fifteen years ago)

Meaning like NYC it's win at all cost, no excuses.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 14 May 2010 20:30 (fifteen years ago)

And what possible excuse could there be? Dude, its PROFESSIONAL sports. C.R.E.A.M., son.

Let Amare go ham like he was all you can eating it (B.L.A.M.), Friday, 14 May 2010 20:32 (fifteen years ago)

BTW, as a life-long Orioles fan, I would be totally fine with the Earth opening up and swallowing Yankee Stadium WHOLE. Giant patch of green in the South Bronx. Awesome.

I would worry about Jigga and his head gear, but he's got some means, so he would find something else to wear.

Let Amare go ham like he was all you can eating it (B.L.A.M.), Friday, 14 May 2010 20:36 (fifteen years ago)

MIAMIMIAMIMIAMIMIAMIMIAMI.

btw,

yeah their roster at that point would be

wade
bosh
lebron/stoudemire etc
mario chalmers
dequan cook

& that's it

profit???

the profit would be 4 -- 5 straight championships.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 14 May 2010 20:37 (fifteen years ago)

Shaq: Twitter

max, Friday, 14 May 2010 20:42 (fifteen years ago)

Keith Van Horn: Video Game Covers

max, Friday, 14 May 2010 20:42 (fifteen years ago)

Wade/Bosh/Lebron would be some scary, scary shit. You and I could fill out the starting 5, and they'd still take 50 games.

alright, 45, but they'd still make a run in the playoffs.

Let Amare go ham like he was all you can eating it (B.L.A.M.), Friday, 14 May 2010 20:43 (fifteen years ago)

Pau Gasol: Trying to grow a beard

max, Friday, 14 May 2010 20:43 (fifteen years ago)

Sheed: Hamburgers

Let Amare go ham like he was all you can eating it (B.L.A.M.), Friday, 14 May 2010 20:43 (fifteen years ago)

Paul Pierce: Face Pubes

Let Amare go ham like he was all you can eating it (B.L.A.M.), Friday, 14 May 2010 20:44 (fifteen years ago)

praying for miami. bienvenido a miami, lebron james.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 14 May 2010 20:44 (fifteen years ago)

Dominque Wilkins: Windmill

Let Amare go ham like he was all you can eating it (B.L.A.M.), Friday, 14 May 2010 20:44 (fifteen years ago)

Artest, Rodman: hairdye

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 14 May 2010 20:44 (fifteen years ago)

Daryl Dawkins: whambamthankyoumamslamiam

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 14 May 2010 20:45 (fifteen years ago)

Dave Cowens: floor burns

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 14 May 2010 20:51 (fifteen years ago)

Patrick Ewing: Steps

Let Amare go ham like he was all you can eating it (B.L.A.M.), Friday, 14 May 2010 20:52 (fifteen years ago)

Shaun Kemp: booty

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 14 May 2010 20:52 (fifteen years ago)

New Jersey Nets: Pride

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 14 May 2010 20:54 (fifteen years ago)

Jay Williams: speeding

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 14 May 2010 20:55 (fifteen years ago)

Shaun Kemp: booty daddy

Let Amare go ham like he was all you can eating it (B.L.A.M.), Friday, 14 May 2010 21:00 (fifteen years ago)

Pistol Pete: please don't hurt me, daddy

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 14 May 2010 21:25 (fifteen years ago)

hey stupid question, but doesn't the prospect of a sign and trade make any team a possibility for lebron? i know miami, and chi and nets etc can also sign him outright but what's to stop him from saying, you know what, i wanna play for orlando with dwight and orlando ships lewis and some other contracts to make it work?

heartbreakin' 2: electric boohoohoo ;_; (m bison), Friday, 14 May 2010 21:56 (fifteen years ago)

i heard that's a possibility yeah

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 14 May 2010 21:56 (fifteen years ago)

want to see this regardless of implications

requiem for a wishburger (tremendoid), Friday, 14 May 2010 21:57 (fifteen years ago)

lebron 2 bobcats

am0n, Friday, 14 May 2010 21:59 (fifteen years ago)

lebron to olympiakos

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 14 May 2010 22:00 (fifteen years ago)

lebron 2 yankees??

max, Friday, 14 May 2010 22:06 (fifteen years ago)

just a rumor i heard

max, Friday, 14 May 2010 22:06 (fifteen years ago)

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/100514&sportCat=nba

am0n, Friday, 14 May 2010 23:45 (fifteen years ago)

oh already postedddd

am0n, Friday, 14 May 2010 23:47 (fifteen years ago)

not sure i really agree with much of that column

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 May 2010 23:48 (fifteen years ago)

the part at the end is especially *rolls eyes*

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 May 2010 23:49 (fifteen years ago)

eh im kinda with him on the "not cut from the jordan cloth" bit, but he's better than (or will be) dr j

heartbreakin' 2: electric boohoohoo ;_; (m bison), Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:04 (fifteen years ago)

probably/possibly, but let's not diminish how great dr. j was.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:13 (fifteen years ago)

if i were lebron james i would quit basketball and join ricky williams in zen-philosophy school.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:14 (fifteen years ago)

ricky williams is so tite 2 me

heartbreakin' 2: electric boohoohoo ;_; (m bison), Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:16 (fifteen years ago)

lol

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:16 (fifteen years ago)

yeah idk -- i guess personally i sort of identify with lebron because i'm a stubborn pouter of a person myself, and i could totally feel him on a "fuck these guys" shit if that's why he wasn't all KG in your face lecturing andy varejao on the bench and what not -- i feel like he was pretty betrayed in this series, by his body and his coach and the guy who they traded for who was supposed to be his #2 -- i would like to see him in a situation where winning a championship is more plausible before i go "OH LEBRON WON'T MAKE HIS TEAMMATES WIN" or whatever it is

it's not like lebron wasn't trying last night & i guess i'm not a person who's big on the tim tebow style of "leadership" & i sort of detest the "lebron's teammates didn't fear him!" or what mark jackson was saying last night insinuating that "having fun" is somehow detrimental to a team -- maybe his teammates were all average idk

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:18 (fifteen years ago)

man i was thinking A LOT about lebron/ricky today, seriously

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:18 (fifteen years ago)

FOR GOD SAKES LEBRON JAMES JOIN THE HEAT, WE'LL RESIGN WADE AND BOSH WILL FORCE A SIGN-AND-TRADE TO THE HEAT. FOR GOD SAKES LEBRON JAMES.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:20 (fifteen years ago)

cuz like -- when ricky retired, he really broke the mold of what macho sports culture and wanna be macho sportswriters value in sports players -- selling out your body, WILLING MEN TO VICTORY, all that ish -- and just said "i am who i am, i'm a chill dude, i want to win, but i'm just myself" and it just infuriated people, that a guy would do his own thing and defy this mold that had been constructed -- obv lebron's case wouldn't be as extreme, but i really identify with a guy like lebron who isn't all kg in your face lecturing you on the decimal places of pi -- and especially if he goes to NY to use basketball as a springboard to become a billionaire 'person' or w/e

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:29 (fifteen years ago)

pretty much anything lebron can do to infuriate haughty sportswriters is a ok by me

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:31 (fifteen years ago)

yeah ricky williams is genuinely one of my favorite athletes

max, Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:31 (fifteen years ago)

not just cause he is 'into chillwave' by which i mean 'smokes pot'

max, Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:31 (fifteen years ago)

ricky williams is into chillwave?!?

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:32 (fifteen years ago)

ohhhhh . . . "pot"

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:32 (fifteen years ago)

max did u see the espn documentary?

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:32 (fifteen years ago)

nah but id love to

max, Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:34 (fifteen years ago)

my mom HATES sports--she doesnt believe in 'competition' lol--so she loves ricky williams

max, Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:34 (fifteen years ago)

man i love ricky too. shit i don't care if lebron has "heart" or is a "leader" or wtf ever, but for those sportswriter arguments that shit does count.
if you're a great great player, you should be able to win or at the very least COMPETE even when not in the ideal situation. fuck this "oh you just wait until lebron has hand-picked his gm, coach, supporting cast, refs, crowd, peanut vendors...YOU JUST WAIT" attitude

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:38 (fifteen years ago)

well i think this series was unique because was hurt and obv could not make a jump shot

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:39 (fifteen years ago)

and couldn't defer to any teammates cuz they all sucked -- i'm all for the TAKE OVER THE GAME! line of thinking but there's only so many things a person can do, even of his caliber -- just look at the celtics for the converse

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:40 (fifteen years ago)

dude his team won 60 games! sure playoffs are a different beast but it's not like he was playing with a bunch of d leaguers.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:43 (fifteen years ago)

not sure if you're at all serious about the elbow stuff but it looked fine on those 2 3's he swished to bring them to within 4 in the 4th and he shot really well from the line

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:45 (fifteen years ago)

yeah ricky williams is genuinely one of my favorite athletes

cosign with this forever for so many reasons

we should have a "why ricky williams is your favorite athlete" poll

in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Saturday, 15 May 2010 02:00 (fifteen years ago)

mainly his thighs tbh

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 15 May 2010 02:10 (fifteen years ago)

i'm not joking about the elbow thing -- like i said, bron has played in 70+ playoff games, i don't think he woke up after game 4 and was a 30% shooter who couldn't make anything outside 4 feet pretty much -- i think his elbow was severely hampering his shot + his whole offensive game in general -- those 2 threes were serendipity i think -- he was being v v coy about his elbow in the press game conference

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 02:44 (fifteen years ago)

again, i'd say not enough credit is being given to the celts d

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 15 May 2010 02:52 (fifteen years ago)

u might be right -- otoh, as hollinger discussed, the celts whole D was able to be altered based on the fact that everyone knew lebron couldn't make a jump shot

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 02:55 (fifteen years ago)

yep. not saying you might not be right. shitty thing is we'll prob never know the real deal.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 15 May 2010 02:57 (fifteen years ago)

yup :-|

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 03:19 (fifteen years ago)

i'm not joking about the elbow thing -- like i said, bron has played in 70+ playoff games, i don't think he woke up after game 4 and was a 30% shooter who couldn't make anything outside 4 feet pretty much -- i think his elbow was severely hampering his shot + his whole offensive game in general -- those 2 threes were serendipity i think -- he was being v v coy about his elbow in the press game conference

― contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, May 15, 2010 10:44 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

I dunno, dude shot very well for the first three games of the series, even though he was said to be hurting since the end of the CHI series. also I don't know if a banged up elbow infects you w/ a mike brown type "what the hell is going on?" type attitude. and ime if your elbow is funky then in general you compensate by driving & being aggressive more, not by taking a bunch of outside jumpers that you know are gonna be affected by your elbow.

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Saturday, 15 May 2010 04:01 (fifteen years ago)

to me one of lebron's biggest flaws is that he just relies on his youth, athleticism, speed, and power to get by in the league, which works 99% of the time during the regular season. but during the playoffs, when everybody's locked in, you need at least one or two go-to moves, which to me lebron just doesn't have. kobe otoh has a whole bag of 'em

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Saturday, 15 May 2010 04:02 (fifteen years ago)

I agree though that outside of armchair psychoanalysis the injured elbow is the only explanation that's plausible, but that doesn't make it the most likely one imo

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Saturday, 15 May 2010 04:03 (fifteen years ago)

yeah i mean, obv we're all reading something into his elbow since we have very little concrete but like, i think there was something demonstratively different about lebron's play in games 5 & 6 and i don't think it's because he gave up or copped some attitude or something for the final 2 games of these playoffs. i'm much willing to believe that he had been battling an injury and it kind of hit a breaking point. again, he played hard in game 6 -- it was definitely a "hollow" triple double, but it was a triple double nonetheless, and nearly all his turnovers were him trying to force plays either for himself or for a teammate

as for the driving thing, i think hollinger articulated it in his post, but the celts could sag off lebron and clog the middle cuz there was seriously 0% threat of him making jump shots, except for the two 3s he hit in the fourth, which were really a mirage of sorts. the whole structured of the cavs offensive possessions/celts defensive possessions changed

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 04:10 (fifteen years ago)

to me one of lebron's biggest flaws is that he just relies on his youth, athleticism, speed, and power to get by in the league, which works 99% of the time during the regular season. but during the playoffs, when everybody's locked in, you need at least one or two go-to moves, which to me lebron just doesn't have. kobe otoh has a whole bag of 'em

― retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Friday, May 14, 2010 11:02 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

this is true! this is definitely true -- pretty much the only thing that 09 & 10 kobe has over 09 & 10 lebron is that dagger jump shot -- sometimes it betrays kobe too, but his post-up/fadeaway game is almost unimpeachable -- now, when lebron's jump shot is on, his game is otherworldly -- if he's playing like he did in game 3 against the celts or game 4 against the bulls he's the best forward/guard the nba has had since jordan's prime -- when it's off tho, he can usually assert himself with rbding/defense/passing & also driving/getting to the line, but yeah, he doesn't have that automatic midrange yet, and def doesn't have that back-down fadeaway that kobles has

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 04:14 (fifteen years ago)

he's a small forward version of shaq. no finesse, solely relies on overpowering (there's a speed element but that's tied into his power too. f=ma). he hasn't ever had to learn moves, have good footwork, know defender's tendencies, all that forebrain old man game shit.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 15 May 2010 04:23 (fifteen years ago)

this is true -- i think this is something that great players learn once they can't rely on their speed & power anymore

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 04:24 (fifteen years ago)

TM SIMMONS but if lebron gets any sort of post up game he will be practically unstoppable

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 04:24 (fifteen years ago)

i mean maybe i was imagining it cause i really get a basketball boner when it happens, but celts seemed to learn "ok when lebron drives right and we bring kg over for the double, he kicks it to the corner, and if we have the 2 guard anticpate that, we get a steal. ok when lebron is in the pick n roll, if we hold off on the double until he gets below the foul line, he'll try to dump it off to the big man, and if our 4 expects that, we get a steal" etc etc

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 15 May 2010 04:28 (fifteen years ago)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3375/4606827411_e885616a71_o.jpg

am0n, Saturday, 15 May 2010 04:47 (fifteen years ago)

celts had 17 stls 1st 3 games, 29 stls last 3 games

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 15 May 2010 04:56 (fifteen years ago)

David Axelrod, a senior adviser to Obama and a Chicago former Bulls season-ticket holder, told ESPN that the Preisdent thinks James would look "great" in a Bulls uniform.

"He doesn't want to tamper," Axelrod said. "But as a Chicago fan, the president thinks LeBron would look great in a Bulls uniform."

obama be colludin'

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Saturday, 15 May 2010 05:14 (fifteen years ago)

Breaking news David Stern fines Obama White House $25k.

Clay, Saturday, 15 May 2010 07:29 (fifteen years ago)

to me one of lebron's biggest flaws is that he just relies on his youth, athleticism, speed, and power to get by in the league, which works 99% of the time during the regular season. but during the playoffs, when everybody's locked in, you need at least one or two go-to moves, which to me lebron just doesn't have. kobe otoh has a whole bag of 'em

this makes lbj sound like mike tyson, while he was still in his prime but after he fired his original trainers. he had otherworldly power, athleticism and speed, but no (longer any) finesse.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 08:52 (fifteen years ago)

Do Lebron/Wade/Bosh/Etc get to find out the draft lottery results before making their decisions? NJ with 1st pick much more attractive than with 4th pick etc

Gravel Puzzleworth, Saturday, 15 May 2010 16:34 (fifteen years ago)

(voted other because would go to TWolves - don't want to win championships, just want to make darko happy)

Gravel Puzzleworth, Saturday, 15 May 2010 16:35 (fifteen years ago)

why would lebron go to the nets, rather than pairing with proven stars in their prime?

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)

yeah nets have no playoff experience, lopez put up great numbers but is an untested commodity. meanwhile noah and rose are certified TRU WARIERS in the playoffs imo.

heartbreakin' 2: electric boohoohoo ;_; (m bison), Saturday, 15 May 2010 16:40 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, it only makes sense if you assume he's inclined to go to the nets in the first place.

Gravel Puzzleworth, Saturday, 15 May 2010 16:42 (fifteen years ago)

I heard beyonce's gonna suit up

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Saturday, 15 May 2010 16:46 (fifteen years ago)

lol avery johnson yelling @ b 2 cover her d assignment "GET HIM BODIED!"

heartbreakin' 2: electric boohoohoo ;_; (m bison), Saturday, 15 May 2010 16:47 (fifteen years ago)

loool ^.^

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Saturday, 15 May 2010 16:59 (fifteen years ago)

looool bison

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 17:14 (fifteen years ago)

why would lebron go to the nets, rather than pairing with proven stars in their prime?

― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, May 15, 2010 11:37 AM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark

if he wanted to be in nyc but didn't want the stink of the knicks on him, he could sign with the nets because they're moving to brooklyn in two years -- also jay-z is part owner, also they might hire john calipari, also they might get john wall

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 17:15 (fifteen years ago)

also they are owned by a crazy russian billionaire

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Saturday, 15 May 2010 17:16 (fifteen years ago)

if he wanted to be in nyc but didn't want the stink of the knicks on him, he could sign with the nets because they're moving to brooklyn in two years -- also jay-z is part owner, also they might hire john calipari, also they might get john wall

maybe the nets will give lebron a magic unicorn, too. that would entice him.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 17:59 (fifteen years ago)

if anyone gives me a magic unicorn in this hypothetical situation all bets are off

Gravel Puzzleworth, Saturday, 15 May 2010 18:04 (fifteen years ago)

One thing that we were talking abt recently ws how the Knicks payroll in the Zeke golden years was literally 2.5x the salary cap - obviously that bought them a grand total of 25 wins but if you you did the same with *actual good players* it gives NY/NJ an advantage I don't think most other teams could compete with, even those who *are* happy to pay tax?

Obviously I have no idea how they legally managed to have a payroll 2.5x the size of the cap, I guess Stern thinks money paid to Eddy Curry doesn't count.

Gravel Puzzleworth, Saturday, 15 May 2010 18:09 (fifteen years ago)

i genuinely miss the zeke knicks, every league needs a class A clown (used to be the rangers in the nhl's pre-salary cap years)

heartbreakin' 2: electric boohoohoo ;_; (m bison), Saturday, 15 May 2010 18:13 (fifteen years ago)

again, my not-unrealistic dream scenario: wade re-signs under "bird rule," bosh forces a sign-and-trade to miami (and can then re-sign with miami under "bird rule"), lebron signs a max contract with miami.

no magic ponies or unicorns needed. no michael beasleys, either.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 18:14 (fifteen years ago)

Wall, Courtney Lee, Lebron, Bosh, Brook Lopez is a pretty good team, imo.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Saturday, 15 May 2010 18:59 (fifteen years ago)

not sure y ppl think nets will get no 1 pick! they have a 25% chance right?

heartbreakin' 2: electric boohoohoo ;_; (m bison), Saturday, 15 May 2010 19:11 (fifteen years ago)

True, but they have as good a chance as anyone.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Saturday, 15 May 2010 19:15 (fifteen years ago)

my statistical brane says a non-nets team has 3 teams better odds of getting john wall w/o specifying which team that is

heartbreakin' 2: electric boohoohoo ;_; (m bison), Saturday, 15 May 2010 19:17 (fifteen years ago)

even if nets get the top pick, james shouldn't go there. it makes no sense given the other options.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 19:19 (fifteen years ago)

I think the Nets are a much better option than the Knicks or Clippers, but a worse option than the Cavs or Bulls.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Saturday, 15 May 2010 19:25 (fifteen years ago)

OR MIAMI.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 19:30 (fifteen years ago)

tbh i think if the move to brooklyn was happening next year instead of the year after the nets would make a ton of sense as the riskiest but highest-reward team for lebron. i mean how zeitgeist-y is this scenario:

- move to brooklyn

- best player in the world coming in

- no 1 draft pick

- crazy russian billionaire doing whatever lebron asks

- steal huge amounts of the new york fanbase from the knicks

and yeah lee and lopez would be great complementary pieces. i just don't think he would spend the first year of his new contract in limbo in new jersey.

call all destroyer, Saturday, 15 May 2010 19:35 (fifteen years ago)

i wonder if out of all the potential teams, lopez is the player that would make most sense for him to go play with

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 19:36 (fifteen years ago)

obv he's not better than wade or d rose, but they're both backcourt guys -- actually the answer is blake griffin but obv he's not going to clips -- couldn't even imagine those two together

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 19:37 (fifteen years ago)

i've been thinking about that a lot--ppl all being like "lebron and bosh" or "lebron and boozer" but lopez seems like a much better fit than those guys

call all destroyer, Saturday, 15 May 2010 19:39 (fifteen years ago)

meh. the scenario for a juggernaut built to win many championships is available (but only in miami, and i suppose to a lesser extent chicago, tho i don't see how they get all three).

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)

it's not really feasible in miami for various reasons

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)

i.e. you're assuming that there's a team just willing to take all of the heat's crap off their hands for next to nothing

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 19:41 (fifteen years ago)

i feel bad for non-magical unicorns

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 15 May 2010 19:42 (fifteen years ago)

well, yeah, via a sign-and-trade that includes beasley. why, aside from that, is the scenario infeasible?

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 19:42 (fifteen years ago)

YES I ALSO FEEL BADLY FOR NON-MAGICAL UNICORNS.

ALL UNICORNS SHOULD BE MAGICAL. IT IS UNFAIR AND WRONG FOR ONE TO BE OTHERWISE.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 19:43 (fifteen years ago)

- both lebron and wade would want to play the rest of their primes with each other, which seems nice in theory but means that both guys are severely limiting the career numbers that they could put up, and both likely feel that they could win a championship w/o the other -- i.e. getting their cake and eating it too

- someone would need to take the heat's mid-round pick, also next for nothing, because if the heat draft someone in the first round, they have to pay him regardless

- someone would need to take james jones and his awful contract off their hands, also for next to nothing

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 19:45 (fifteen years ago)

it just, it doesn't make sense -- they're gonna end up with wade & bosh and that should be okay

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 19:46 (fifteen years ago)

i don't see those as major impediments. i mean, there are 1,000,000,000 nonsense articles speculating on james and wade's frame-of-mind and ego-issues, but it's all unsupported (or, it's supported by cherry-picking circumstantial evidence of the author's choosing). if the three of them want to form a dynasty, this is the path to accomplishing it -- i don't know if they want that, but it seems like winning championships is largely why stars play pro sports (aside from getting paid, which isn't an issue here, since we're talking about max contracts). i'm sure there are ways to give away the mid-round pick (someone will want a draft pick, if nothing is asked in return). i can't really evaluate the jones contract -- maybe that's an insurmountable impediment.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 19:52 (fifteen years ago)

and yes, i'd also like a magic unicorn.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 19:53 (fifteen years ago)

not one of the non-magic types. those are worthless.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 19:53 (fifteen years ago)

i think most people agree that players like wade and lebron wouldn't want to play together for their careers because each wants to be "the guy" -- it's not like baseball where everyone gets up 4 times a game, or football where a star rb & star wr can coexist or even like kobe & shaq where one guy is the outside player and one guy is the inside player -- unless both lebron and wade say "i will forgive my chances to reach a ton of individual statistical plateaus and win a few championships myself for the opportunity to maybe win 4 or 5 titles" then there's really no way such a pairing could happen

i think maaaaaaaaaaybe if wade hadn't won before, there might be a slight chance that they would do this crazy dynasty agreement, but if you're wade, wouldn't you say to yourself "i don't need another me, i need another shaq" (i.e. chris bosh)

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 19:59 (fifteen years ago)

i think i'd say "the players on the celtics dynasty are considered amazing," i've won championships, i'm young, and i want to win a lot more. how do i best do that?

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:01 (fifteen years ago)

daniel i love ya but you're nuts--the idea of two top-5 backcourt/wing players pairing up in their primes is essentially unheard of. nba teams need a pecking order and i can't imagine either james or wade happily deferring to the other.

if lebron really wanted to go this route chicago is still the answer because he'd have clear alpha dog status over rose. there's no choosing between wade and james--and wade is the guy with the nba championship.

call all destroyer, Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:01 (fifteen years ago)

it's v. hard to find a comparable situation because james and wade do really, really similar things offensively

call all destroyer, Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:02 (fifteen years ago)

now maybe there are game-dynamics that would make a pairing of the three stars (or even james/wade) unrealistic. maybe they both need the ball in their hands in most of the offensive series to be effective. but i just don't see why that's true.

btw, kareem/magic; kobe/o'neal; duncan/robinson; any number of celtics pairings. top-tier stars coexist all the time (tho maybe not star nos. 1 -- 2 in the league).

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:02 (fifteen years ago)

kareem/magic and kobe/o'neal worked because it was a guard-center combo

call all destroyer, Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:03 (fifteen years ago)

david robinson was not a top-tier player at the time

call all destroyer, Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)

garnett, pierce and allen had never won anything by themselves, and all were in the final 5 or so years of their careers -- wade has already won and i think lebron thinks he can win without being part of some nuclear dynasty -- i think you're overestimating the allure of winning 5+ championships

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)

drats, you may be right (for the "both do similar things offensively" notion).

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)

let's just agree that the 1980s celtic frontcourt, for example, is something that will never, ever happen again

call all destroyer, Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)

cad otm -- wade & lebron are seriously essential the same players -- it's not even like one is carmelo anthony who pretty much just scores and would actually be the perfect second player to lebron/wade

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:05 (fifteen years ago)

i think you're overestimating the allure of winning 5+ championships

i might be but that's shocking to me. they'll earn the most one can earn. they'll have hall-of-fame careers no matter whom they play for. i can't see why winning championships isn't occupying the top spot on their priority list, perhaps after the first two items i mentioned.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:06 (fifteen years ago)

wade and carmelo would destroy the league. never even thought about that.

call all destroyer, Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:06 (fifteen years ago)

cad otm -- wade & lebron are seriously essential the same players -- it's not even like one is carmelo anthony who pretty much just scores and would actually be the perfect second player to lebron/wade

wade often functions as a de facto point guard, tho i know noting that isn't necessarily helping my case.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:06 (fifteen years ago)

carmello isn't a FA this year (or even next, i don't think).

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:07 (fifteen years ago)

let's just agree that the 1980s celtic frontcourt, for example, is something that will never, ever happen again

probably right.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:07 (fifteen years ago)

xxp yeah he does and his options are basically shoot sick 3s over someone, drive hard, or find a shooter to kick to. sounds familiar imo.

call all destroyer, Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:08 (fifteen years ago)

yeah i know melo isn't out there just think it would be sick

call all destroyer, Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:08 (fifteen years ago)

wade and carmelo would destroy the league. never even thought about that.

― call all destroyer, Saturday, May 15, 2010 3:06 PM (31 seconds ago) Bookmark

the reason why carmelo is so good on team usa but will prob never win a title as the #1 alpha dog is cuz on team usa he can just lay back as a "second tier player" and just destroy who ever is guarding him cuz you can't divert your best guy to him

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:08 (fifteen years ago)

wade often functions as a de facto point guard, tho i know noting that isn't necessarily helping my case.

― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, May 15, 2010 3:06 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

so does wade, is the problem

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:09 (fifteen years ago)

lebron obv

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:09 (fifteen years ago)

i wonder why carmelo isn't a FA now, btw? odd coincidence that 3 of the top 4 picks in that draft are all suddenly free-agents, but melo isn't. (he was in that draft, right?)

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:09 (fifteen years ago)

but lebron is much bigger. he can do different things.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:10 (fifteen years ago)

melo will be a FA the year after, along with chris paul

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:10 (fifteen years ago)

yeah i could see melo winning a title in his paul pierce years with a dynamic younger team around him where he can just do his thing and go off for 30 every once in a while

call all destroyer, Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:10 (fifteen years ago)

yeah melo has a player option for 11/12 that he should probably not take

call all destroyer, Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:10 (fifteen years ago)

there are minute differences b/w wade and lebron -- wade is a better jump shooter, lebron is a better rebounder -- but they serve the same function

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:11 (fifteen years ago)

lebron COULD do different things but he doesn't right now

call all destroyer, Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:11 (fifteen years ago)

dude needs to really woodshed and develop his game

call all destroyer, Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:11 (fifteen years ago)

really what the heat's problem is that for as touted as this free agency class is, it has a bunch of the same players -- wade and lebron are both wing players, and then joe johnson and rudy gay are wing players who are slightly worse -- bosh & amare are both slightly built PFs who can score like crazy but are prob a bit suspect on the defensive end. if there was a true center in this class, or a true point guard (chris paul), then the idea of a three-player dynasty would be much more feasible

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:13 (fifteen years ago)

i guess yao could opt out

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:14 (fifteen years ago)

otm

call all destroyer, Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:14 (fifteen years ago)

can't see amare going anywhere at this point (unless the suns conduct a fire-sale for reasons having nothing to do with on-the-court success or chemistry)

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:15 (fifteen years ago)

don't want yao.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:15 (fifteen years ago)

too fragile.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:15 (fifteen years ago)

old news, but still:

"Before we agreed to terms, LeBron and I had a couple conversations," Wade said. "I can't recall exactly what we said, but the gist of it was we wanted to give ourselves the flexibility and the option to play together.

"A lot of times in this league, players usually wind up going where they can get the most money. We're both blessed within that area. We've made a lot of money. So we wanted to base our decision on two things, the organization and the ability to win a title. And that's what we'll do. When the season is over, we plan to sit down and talk about it.

"I'm not saying it will happen. But I'm intrigued by the idea."

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:17 (fifteen years ago)

i was actually looking for articles about whether their styles work together. found only the linked article atm.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:17 (fifteen years ago)

very cute espn analyst jemele hill doesn't like the lebron-wade pairing, so the option is now off-the-table.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:20 (fifteen years ago)

finally i found the expert analysis i was looking for:

yall stupid Lebron James and D-wade are best friend and they will play together one day no one better cause they play the same but wade got a ring and james dnt

there. now please, let's put this to rest and resolve the 2012 presidential election next.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:28 (fifteen years ago)

i say: palin/bachmann over obama (bulls fan, btw)/biden, 52% -- 48%.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:28 (fifteen years ago)

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100428115448AAicbqB

am0n, Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:30 (fifteen years ago)

http://l.yimg.com/dg/users/1zjrDrC25AAED_IFHXAnfAg==.medium.jpg

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:36 (fifteen years ago)

can't argue with that guy.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:36 (fifteen years ago)

If I were Lebron, I would eat so much pizza.

Jeff, Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:37 (fifteen years ago)

mushroom or anchovy?

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:41 (fifteen years ago)

Both. And deep dish.

Jeff, Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:54 (fifteen years ago)

if i were lebron i would be calm and debonair

get me vlade'd (m bison), Saturday, 15 May 2010 21:02 (fifteen years ago)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CZQHnNORSV8/SW1SCqPc1_I/AAAAAAAAHtM/bkSp8_S064c/s400/lebronjames.jpg

why hello, m bison.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 May 2010 21:04 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVA00Fngvmg

lebron could call him...daddy?

get me vlade'd (m bison), Sunday, 16 May 2010 01:12 (fifteen years ago)

really what the heat's problem is that for as touted as this free agency class is, it has a bunch of the same players

This is a really good point!

Gravel Puzzleworth, Sunday, 16 May 2010 13:47 (fifteen years ago)

sup Delonte?

Aerosol, Monday, 17 May 2010 15:38 (fifteen years ago)

The Chicago Tribune reported Monday that according to league sources, basketball power broker William Wesley -- a friend of both James and Calipari -- has been quietly contacting NBA teams that have coaching vacancies and salary cap space about the possibility of bringing in James and Calipari together.

J0rdan S., Monday, 17 May 2010 16:02 (fifteen years ago)

terrible idea

get me vlade'd (m bison), Monday, 17 May 2010 16:06 (fifteen years ago)

calipari is not actually a skilled big man iirc

retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Monday, 17 May 2010 16:06 (fifteen years ago)

new espn column says lebron should go to the clippers!

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 17 May 2010 16:09 (fifteen years ago)

re: the heat & three FA signings, here's a rundown on the scenarios from the miami herald

Say Miami finds a well-under-the-cap team to take Michael Beasley ($4.9 million), Daequan Cook ($2.2 million) and its first-round pick ($1.2 million) in exchange for compensation that wouldn't be on Miami's cap next season, such as a 2011 draft pick. One NBA general manager said Friday, ``I don't think Beasley has much value; his reputation is soiled'' but that he would be interested if Miami offered Beasley in the above deal. Giving up Beasley for so little would not happen unless Miami is sure what it would get with the cap space, and it would need to be very significant.

If Miami renounces all its free agents except Wade, that Beasley/Cook/No. 1 pick trade scenario would leave Miami with only $6.9 million committed beyond Wade's cap hold: James Jones' $1.85 million buyout (finding a team to take his contract before the June 30 buyout deadline is unlikely), Mario Chalmers ($854,000), Joel Anthony ($885,000 if he opts in), plus required cap holds to fill out a 12-man roster ($3.3 million for seven players).

Based on the projected $56.1 million cap, that would leave $49.2 million to spend for next season, of which $16.6 million goes to Wade. If Riley can somehow convince Wade, LeBron James and Bosh to team up here, their first-year max salaries would total $49.8 million. Dealing Chalmers and Anthony -- on top of the other moves -- would create room to accommodate that $49.8 million. But a Wade/James/Stoudemire max trio would cost more ($50.4 million in 2010-11) and tougher to pull off because one would need to take slightly under the max.

By dealing Beasley, Cook and the No. 18 pick for a future pick -- but not Chalmers and Anthony -- Miami, with $49.2 million, could give max deals to Wade, Bosh and Joe Johnson (their 2010-11 salaries would total $49 million); Wade, Bosh and Memphis restricted free agent Rudy Gay if Memphis doesn't match ($46.3 million); or Wade, Johnson and Carlos Boozer ($48.2 million). But the Heat prefers Bosh or Stoudemire over Boozer. Many believe Boozer and Johnson are worth less than their first-year max numbers ($15.8 million each).

Throw in Anthony with the other pieces, and then there's space to sign Wade/Stoudemire/Johnson ($49.6 million). One GM said if James cannot be lured to Miami, this trio would be the next-most appealing.
Sign-and-trades create more wiggle room, but Miami likely doesn't have the pieces to pull off two big ones. ``If you can get some philanthropic free agents who would take a reduction to play here . . . sometimes, these guys can create their own teams if there is any kind of friendship among three or four,'' Riley said.

• In a three-star scenario, the roster would be rounded out with minimum salary players such as Carlos Arroyo, Raja Bell, Jamaal Magloire, plus Chalmers and Anthony if kept.

J0rdan S., Monday, 17 May 2010 16:10 (fifteen years ago)

also lebron supposedly made a postgame call to derrick rose. i supposedly cuz i bet it was at halftime

am0n, Monday, 17 May 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)

i say supposedly

am0n, Monday, 17 May 2010 16:12 (fifteen years ago)

theoretically lebron would rule on the clippers -- kaman is a really good big man who would prob get better from having some offensive load taken off his shoulders, eric gordon is a great shooter who could be at the end of drive-and-kicks by lebron & could potentially carry the team when lebron sits & lebron & blake griffin on the fast break just gave me an erection, for obv reasons -- BUT IT'S THE FUCKING CLIPPERS

J0rdan S., Monday, 17 May 2010 16:12 (fifteen years ago)

lebron wd need some witness relocation (move the clips to seattle and call them the sonics lol)

get me vlade'd (m bison), Monday, 17 May 2010 16:14 (fifteen years ago)

link to that "postgame call to rose" story?

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 17 May 2010 16:15 (fifteen years ago)

BECAUSE THAT SOUNDS BAD AND IT WORRIES ME

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 17 May 2010 16:15 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.dailyherald.com/story/?id=381195

am0n, Monday, 17 May 2010 16:43 (fifteen years ago)

They're often mentioned as James' best chance to win right away, since he could step into a lineup with Rose, Joakim Noah and Luol Deng

In what world is luol deng even a top-20 player at his position?

Gravel Puzzleworth, Monday, 17 May 2010 17:07 (fifteen years ago)

not a bad third option to have tho

get me vlade'd (m bison), Monday, 17 May 2010 17:08 (fifteen years ago)

i don't think deng is a bad player but he and lbj play the same position

call all destroyer, Monday, 17 May 2010 17:09 (fifteen years ago)

yeah i feel like mostly everything regarding the bulls says that they would do a sign & trade for lebron w/ deng as the centerpiece going back to the cavs

J0rdan S., Monday, 17 May 2010 17:11 (fifteen years ago)

wd also free up dollars to sign another guy max $$ str8 up iirc

get me vlade'd (m bison), Monday, 17 May 2010 17:12 (fifteen years ago)

interestingly re: sign and trade, chris broussard said today that if lebron leaves the team will lose $100 million in value and rather than take on a bunch of mediocre or even above-average salary they'd rather clear out space for summer 2011.

call all destroyer, Monday, 17 May 2010 17:13 (fifteen years ago)

I imagine they'd still take on a good player, though.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Monday, 17 May 2010 17:15 (fifteen years ago)

yeah i was just thinking the same thing -- i don't get why the cavs would take on his luol deng and his $60m contract because he really does you no good (esp if you already have jamison)

J0rdan S., Monday, 17 May 2010 17:16 (fifteen years ago)

xp yeah i agree, the bar is just set well above lol deng

call all destroyer, Monday, 17 May 2010 17:16 (fifteen years ago)

if you were the cavs, wouldn't your rather have john salmons (2010 free agent) at 1/3 of the price of luol deng?

J0rdan S., Monday, 17 May 2010 17:19 (fifteen years ago)

they could sign rudy gay for the money they'd be paying deng, assuming memphis doesn't match

J0rdan S., Monday, 17 May 2010 17:20 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah I don't think Deng's bad at all fwiw! I have seen him play loads (lol GB) and he's a 100% solid NBA starter & an A+ guy - just not someone who'll impact much on LBJ's plans imo.

The whole going-to-Chicago is a weird sidestep on the whole legacy thing - if the kid from Akron goes to Florida or NY it is a flaw in his destiny, even if he wins 4 championships or whatever, but if he wins those same titles under Jordan's roof suddenly it's been a embrace of the pressure rather than a shirk of it? That's the crappy sportswriter narrative anyway - possibly lebron isn't the kind of sociopath who cares about any of that.

Gravel Puzzleworth, Monday, 17 May 2010 17:22 (fifteen years ago)

(Presumably Salmons will be getting paid this offseason?)

Gravel Puzzleworth, Monday, 17 May 2010 17:23 (fifteen years ago)

Deng is 100% solid NBA starter on a team that perpetually loses in the 1st round

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 17 May 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)

he's not bad but he's not someone that $13m or $14m to for the next 3 years

J0rdan S., Monday, 17 May 2010 17:27 (fifteen years ago)

Also: does anyone else find it kind of weird that Calipari is seen as this huge draw? He has coached one full NBA season and then gotten fired after starting the next one 3-15?

Gravel Puzzleworth, Monday, 17 May 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)

i think calipari is only a huge draw for lebron because they have a personal relationship

J0rdan S., Monday, 17 May 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)

i think it would almost be more beneficial for the cavs to semi-tank 2010 & get a high pick & try and sign a 2011 FA

J0rdan S., Monday, 17 May 2010 17:29 (fifteen years ago)

i love how shameless (and otm) espn is being re this whole thing

The conference finals are under way, but let's be honest: The biggest story in the NBA is LeBron James' upcoming free-agency tour. Nothing less than the future of the league is at stake. OK, that might be a bit extreme, but you can argue that a player of his stature has never been available at such a young age. With that in mind, Insider brings you LeBron Week, a five-part look at every aspect of James' decision.

J0rdan S., Monday, 17 May 2010 17:34 (fifteen years ago)

At least one of the conf finals series is gonna have to be fantastic for the focus to shift back to, y'know, dudes playing basketball.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 17 May 2010 17:36 (fifteen years ago)

i mean if you're a casual nba fan not in bos/orl/la/phx you probably find the lebron story more interesting

call all destroyer, Monday, 17 May 2010 17:38 (fifteen years ago)

hollinger's algorithm says that the players most suited for lebron are good shooting 4s i.e. bosh & nowitzki & to a lesser extent david lee, amare & boozer

J0rdan S., Monday, 17 May 2010 17:38 (fifteen years ago)

i find the lebron story way more interesting

J0rdan S., Monday, 17 May 2010 17:39 (fifteen years ago)

I'm surprised how relatively unfucked the cavs are if Lebron walks - I mean paying 46m for a 30-win team is painful and all but I had the idea it was a lot worse, especially with the jamison deal?

http://www.shamsports.com/content/pages/data/salaries/cavaliers.jsp

Gravel Puzzleworth, Monday, 17 May 2010 17:39 (fifteen years ago)

the vast majority of teams have their books p clean past 2011 (lakers kind of an exception)

get me vlade'd (m bison), Monday, 17 May 2010 17:41 (fifteen years ago)

well, tbh they would be pretty fucked -- aside what lebron leaving would do to them in terms of economics and morale, they would have a bottom 5 pick in the draft this year, and probably a low lottery pick next year, and they'd have a bunch of cap room but they'd have to convince a free agent to come there and they have no pitch aside from "lebron used to play here!" which isn't really an equation imo for ascending anywhere near the heights of where they have been in the past 3-4 years -- not to mention that if lebron stays in the eastern conference, & bosh and wade team up then they're really gonna be behind the 8 ball

J0rdan S., Monday, 17 May 2010 17:43 (fifteen years ago)

Jordan if u were Lebron what would you do?

Gravel Puzzleworth, Monday, 17 May 2010 17:49 (fifteen years ago)

Oh wait you have already said bulls! M bison what would u do? Go to SA for min money?

Gravel Puzzleworth, Monday, 17 May 2010 17:50 (fifteen years ago)

i would join the relief effort in haiti full time

get me vlade'd (m bison), Monday, 17 May 2010 17:52 (fifteen years ago)

tbrr tho go to chi with bosh and try to pry philjax out of LA

get me vlade'd (m bison), Monday, 17 May 2010 17:56 (fifteen years ago)

Does anyone have any links that shed light on what Bosh actually is looking for? Like, is he a chip-at-all-costs guy? Would he like being a #2 or #3 option? I feel I have no idea what he wants besides attention.

Gravel Puzzleworth, Monday, 17 May 2010 17:59 (fifteen years ago)

he just wants 2 b loved

get me vlade'd (m bison), Monday, 17 May 2010 17:59 (fifteen years ago)

and well-paid, but i don't think he's a gotta be #1 guy tbh

get me vlade'd (m bison), Monday, 17 May 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

i think he wants to escape canada

call all destroyer, Monday, 17 May 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)

i think everyone assumes he's a miami lock? altho i guess a lebron sign & trade with chi would open the door for him going to the bulls? but more realistically the heat

J0rdan S., Monday, 17 May 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)

iirc the Cavs don't have any picks in this years draft

lebrons elbow (brownie), Monday, 17 May 2010 19:00 (fifteen years ago)

Important tweet:
Slevin Kelevra FLACO_757
I wasn't buying it but did Delonte West really Smash LeBron's mom? Factual info only Please and Thanx.

forksclovetofu, Monday, 17 May 2010 22:59 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, i heard he did. twice.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 17 May 2010 23:00 (fifteen years ago)

obama's on it: http://www.theonion.com/articles/president-obama-mentions-hed-like-to-see-lebron-ja,17512/

symsymsym, Saturday, 29 May 2010 02:04 (fifteen years ago)

heh, that's pretty much exactly what I thought when I heard about O recommending chicago

forksclovetofu, Saturday, 29 May 2010 12:51 (fifteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Monday, 28 June 2010 23:04 (fifteen years ago)

i would insist on a sign-and-trade with the minnesota timberwolves.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 28 June 2010 23:15 (fifteen years ago)

I just wish he would confide in Dan Gilbert and say, "Look, don't tell anyone, but I'm signing with Chicago (or whoever) next year." That way, at least the Cavs could prepare for a LeBron-less future. As it is now, they're completely stuck in the dark and have no way to rebuild the team. Plus, there's the whole thing about how he's selfishly doing this all for his ego, and to be honest he's really pissing me off.

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 02:55 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, I don't think LeBron is coming off very well this summer.

Clay, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 02:56 (fifteen years ago)

i think he will get over it by taking a bath in ben franklins

paul wallowitz and chaimillionaire - get ya mind kashrut (m bison), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 02:58 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, I don't think LeBron is coming off very well this summer.

better now than if he did a "tour" of the cities with teams wooing him.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 29 June 2010 03:16 (fifteen years ago)

see i don't see what's wrong with doing a tour of such cities -- it would be pretty pointless since he's been to all these places, but if anything i think it's more self-centered to be like "NO YOU COME TO ME"

incredible length (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 03:33 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

otm

ksmh (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 23:18 (fifteen years ago)

wait, which two of you would join the clippers if you were lebron?

i am worried about your well-being.

Clay, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 00:06 (fifteen years ago)

OH FIVE PEOPLE GOT IT RIGHT

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 30 June 2010 00:09 (fifteen years ago)

voted 4 miami, riles was the tie-breaker w chi

paul wallowitz and chaimillionaire - get ya mind kashrut (m bison), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 02:21 (fifteen years ago)

first of all

pros: best city with an nba team

i mean... lol. just.... laughing out loud.

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altered scones (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 July 2010 08:16 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

funny thread

J0rdan S., Friday, 29 June 2012 21:31 (thirteen years ago)

none of us knew how the heat would fit three max guys!

call all destroyer, Friday, 29 June 2012 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

yeah their roster at that point would be

wade
bosh
lebron/stoudemire etc
mario chalmers
dequan cook

& that's it

profit???

― contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Friday, May 14, 2010 2:10 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

call all destroyer, Friday, 29 June 2012 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

profit!!

J0rdan S., Friday, 29 June 2012 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

none of us knew how the heat would fit three max guys!

― call all destroyer, Friday, June 29, 2012 5:49 PM (31 seconds ago) Bookmark

yeah i was legit stumped by the presence of james jones. i guess they bought him out? i don't even remember.

i guess the one thing we didn't know is that they all would end up giving up some money

J0rdan S., Friday, 29 June 2012 21:50 (thirteen years ago)

yeah that seems like the key

call all destroyer, Friday, 29 June 2012 21:50 (thirteen years ago)

six years pass...

record a rap song w/KD

https://soundcloud.com/frankywahoo1400/labron-kd-it-aint-easy-produced-by-franky-wahoo-stewbillionaire

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 September 2018 20:41 (seven years ago)

one month passes...

Anyone watching The Shop on HBO?

not super groundbreaking or anything, but it's really engaging, Lebron is a cool guy. Mo Bamba and Victor Oladipo seem really nice, Ben Simmons seemed ok

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 14 October 2018 23:13 (seven years ago)

the drake part was pretty good i thought

J0rdan S., Monday, 15 October 2018 02:19 (seven years ago)

it's fun to hear lebron curse

J0rdan S., Monday, 15 October 2018 02:19 (seven years ago)

Drake part was prob my least fav but obv the most noteworthy. I just like seeing the dudes shoot the breeze. First ep was more natural imo.

Machine Gunk Jelly (Spottie), Monday, 15 October 2018 03:10 (seven years ago)

two years pass...

Edie Falco went on Chuck D’s podcast "Shattered: Hope, Heartbreak and the New York Knicks", and let it slip that the Knicks brought back Gandolfini and Falco in a bid to lure LeBron. Who better than Jersey’s finest to recruit James to New York? According to Deadline, frequent 30 for 30 director Jonathan Hock helmed a ten-minute short that reunited the titular Sopranos. “We got those requests all the time back then and Jim Gandolfini, he did nothing. And somehow, he agreed to this thing, which I was shocked by,” Falco said. “I thought it was a prank when someone said Jim’s going to do it.”

The short was shot in Gandolfini’s apartment, and posited that Tony Soprano had been in witness protection ever since his maybe-death in the HBO show’s final episode. Alas, as anyone who watched The Decision knows, LeBron did not wind up going to New York. “I couldn’t believe that it didn’t work,” Falco said. “Not so much because of The Sopranos. I just thought, it’s New York. How does anyone say no to New York, for God’s sake? But he did!”

Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 April 2021 20:49 (four years ago)

I've been to New York it's remarkably easy to not want to go there

frogbs, Thursday, 29 April 2021 20:53 (four years ago)

it helps if you have a pretty good chance to win a Tony or be a Tony.

Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 April 2021 21:18 (four years ago)

one month passes...

i am doubting that lebron has the level of acting necessary to star in a cartoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCsEKvz2mxs

burly crafty woodsman (James Harden) vs tall ethereal phantom (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 June 2021 21:41 (four years ago)

nine months pass...

This has been on Wikipedia for more than a year. https://t.co/wp8slQbClD pic.twitter.com/SgYBxOLRY9

— John M. Cunningham (@jmcunning) March 17, 2022

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 March 2022 20:33 (three years ago)

jaymc.xls

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 17 March 2022 20:49 (three years ago)

what a delight to see jaymc crossover from my main twitter to my hoops twitter account

class project pat (m bison), Thursday, 17 March 2022 22:47 (three years ago)

lol when I saw that tweet earlier I was like "I feel like I know this guy from somewhere...?"

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Thursday, 17 March 2022 23:11 (three years ago)

How do you think I feel, being that I hadn't seen a pic of him since we were in high school

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 17 March 2022 23:58 (three years ago)

three years pass...

This Lebron song trend is so stupid, i love it.

https://bsky.app/profile/samueldg.bsky.social/post/3lkqmypbzqc2o

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 19 March 2025 16:46 (eleven months ago)


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