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― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 July 2010 08:22 (fourteen years ago)
all posts about "the decision" itt
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 July 2010 08:23 (fourteen years ago)
i just want to keep this thread bumped so everyone remembers that we have a separate ile thread for this -- moments like this will not get buried in a rolling thread!
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 July 2010 08:25 (fourteen years ago)
fair enough. cross-referencing:
not possible imo― ice cr?m, Wednesday, July 7, 2010 3:08 PM ___________________________________miami is nowhere near getting 3 doodz stop dreaming ― ice cr?m, Wednesday, July 7, 2010____________________________________theres just not enough money, those three guys no matter what they say are just not gonna take a haircut like that― ice cr?m, Wednesday, July 7, 2010 _____________________________________daniel dood, its not miami― ice cr?m, Wednesday, July 7, 2010
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, July 7, 2010 3:08 PM
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miami is nowhere near getting 3 doodz stop dreaming
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, July 7, 2010
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theres just not enough money, those three guys no matter what they say are just not gonna take a haircut like that
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daniel dood, its not miami
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 July 2010 08:26 (fourteen years ago)
yeah, i'm too lazy right now to find all of joe's posts saying that the pats were gonna murder the giants
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 July 2010 08:27 (fourteen years ago)
altho tbf i thought there was no way that lebron would ever do this either
.... if he does
a separate ilh thread i mean!
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 July 2010 08:29 (fourteen years ago)
otoh,
wallacesports For those who didn't know, LeBron flying to MIA to meet Riles was more BS. And its a lot of it out there. So step carefully.
but that was about 5 hours ago, and there have been a flood of reports since that lebron was (maybe is) here.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 July 2010 08:31 (fourteen years ago)
Imma start a website called What little do they know.com..l2ms
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 July 2010 08:32 (fourteen years ago)
strange. miami herald heat writer's last tweet says lebron wasn't in miami last night. sun-sentinel heat writer's last tweet implies lebron was in miami last night. so again, who knows? maybe espn is trying to generate drama by falsely-hyping miami's chances?
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 July 2010 08:35 (fourteen years ago)
you'd think it wouldn't be that hard to locate the whereabouts of LEBRON JAMES but what do i know
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 July 2010 08:47 (fourteen years ago)
well, there now are reports of lebron being here last night from a lot of sources. and i get the feeling that much of what you've seen over the past week has been misdirection on the part of players hoping/expecting to play together.
but, obv., i could be wrong. something could come out of left-field:
Then a reporter asked (Doc) Rivers if he knew what James would do.Rivers smiled."Oh, yeah, I already know that, too," Rivers said, chuckling. "When he announces 'Boston' tomorrow you guys are going to be blown away by it! For the minimum!"
Rivers smiled.
"Oh, yeah, I already know that, too," Rivers said, chuckling. "When he announces 'Boston' tomorrow you guys are going to be blown away by it! For the minimum!"
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 July 2010 08:50 (fourteen years ago)
To be fair to Joe, I had my share of incredulous "the dream is dead, let go bro" posts over the past few weeks.
― Clay, Thursday, 8 July 2010 09:15 (fourteen years ago)
i think we all have
we all have
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 July 2010 09:15 (fourteen years ago)
also, while i kid, i don't want to presume too much. i'm guessing we'll see a lot of wild-swings in speculation all day about where lebron james will sign. so . . . we'll see.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 July 2010 09:16 (fourteen years ago)
everyone is treating this as a done deal, weirdly -- wonder who the sources are right now and why this is being treated as much more solid
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 July 2010 09:18 (fourteen years ago)
both from broussard's sources & the newsday reporters
not a done deal,lebron can change his mind
but broussard say it's miami on his mind right now
tbh probably only 3 people know what lebron is thinking
― moullet, Thursday, 8 July 2010 09:33 (fourteen years ago)
yeah, all these "sources" might be wrong. but there seems to be a trend in the narrative and stories. not long now for THE ANSWER.
still expect him to choose the clippers tbh
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 July 2010 10:07 (fourteen years ago)
more now:
LeBron James’(notes) inner circle told multiple NBA officials and players Wednesday night that the two-time MVP is leaning toward joining Dwyane Wade(notes) and Chris Bosh(notes) with the Miami Heat, league sources told Yahoo! Sports.James’ representatives spent part of Wednesday calling free agents to assess their interest in helping strengthen the Heat roster. James’ camp, sources said, went so far as to propose scenarios where the Heat would trade forward Michael Beasley(notes) to create additional salary-cap space to sign a complementary player. In those conversations, the representatives spoke only of Miami as the destination for James.Suspicion lingered in the league whether this was a clear affirmation of James’ intent or a misdirection play designed to generate suspense for his primetime TV announcement. James will announce at 9 p.m. ET Thursday whether he will play for the Heat, Cleveland Cavaliers, Chicago Bulls, New York Knicks or New Jersey Nets.Bosh and Wade decided early Wednesday to sign with the Heat and invited James to join them in forming an All-Star triumvirate that could alter the NBA’s power structure. Sources said Bosh and Wade felt optimistic about their odds of landing the sport’s most celebrated free agent after their conference call with James.“They think they’ve got a real chance to pull this off with LeBron,” a source with knowledge of the call told Yahoo! Sports Wednesday morning.One executive whose franchise was among James’ initial suitors said Wednesday morning the Heat and Cleveland Cavaliers were the only teams still being seriously considered by James. James’ representatives did little to quash the Miami speculation when they began helping search for players to fill out the Heat’s roster.The Heat’s efforts to sign all three players received a boost Wednesday evening when the league announced it had set next season’s salary cap at $58 million, a $2 million increase from what most teams had projected. The Heat can now give James, Wade and Bosh a more modest cut from the maximum salary to fit all three players under the cap. All three are also represented by the same agency, CAA.In an interview with the Associated Press, Wade said he told the Heat they would have to get a commitment from either Bosh or James to convince him to re-sign.“It had to be one or the other,” Wade told the AP. “Of course, there’s a lot of talented players in this league. But you want to look at players that complement my game, and Chris and LeBron are two of those guys.”Even if James decides to sign, the Heat still have significant work to fill out the remainder of their roster. Beasley and point guard Mario Chalmers(notes) are the only two players currently under contract, which, sources said, has been a concern of James.The Bulls reached agreement with forward Carlos Boozer(notes) on a five-year, $80 million contract later Wednesday in hopes of improving their standing with James. The Knicks previously gave Amar’e Stoudemire(notes) a five-year, $100 million deal while also hoping his presence would help sway James.Still, the Cavaliers loom as the biggest threat to keeping James from playing alongside Wade and Bosh in Miami. Cleveland is limited to pursuing trades and using its midlevel exception on free agents as ways to improve its roster, but has one significant advantage over James’ other suitors: The Cavs can offer James a six-year, $125 million contract, more than $30 million more than what he stands to receive from the Heat in a five-year deal.James’ strong ties to Cleveland and Akron have also continued to pull at him, which is why only a few people have characterized his intent to play for the Heat as set in stone. One former confidant said James is often indecisive, and with the announcement not scheduled until late Thursday evening it’s possible James could continue to waver.“LeBron always waits until the last minute to make a decision,” said Chris Dennis, who used to run James’ foundation. “He always does.”
James’ representatives spent part of Wednesday calling free agents to assess their interest in helping strengthen the Heat roster. James’ camp, sources said, went so far as to propose scenarios where the Heat would trade forward Michael Beasley(notes) to create additional salary-cap space to sign a complementary player. In those conversations, the representatives spoke only of Miami as the destination for James.
Suspicion lingered in the league whether this was a clear affirmation of James’ intent or a misdirection play designed to generate suspense for his primetime TV announcement. James will announce at 9 p.m. ET Thursday whether he will play for the Heat, Cleveland Cavaliers, Chicago Bulls, New York Knicks or New Jersey Nets.
Bosh and Wade decided early Wednesday to sign with the Heat and invited James to join them in forming an All-Star triumvirate that could alter the NBA’s power structure. Sources said Bosh and Wade felt optimistic about their odds of landing the sport’s most celebrated free agent after their conference call with James.
“They think they’ve got a real chance to pull this off with LeBron,” a source with knowledge of the call told Yahoo! Sports Wednesday morning.
One executive whose franchise was among James’ initial suitors said Wednesday morning the Heat and Cleveland Cavaliers were the only teams still being seriously considered by James. James’ representatives did little to quash the Miami speculation when they began helping search for players to fill out the Heat’s roster.
The Heat’s efforts to sign all three players received a boost Wednesday evening when the league announced it had set next season’s salary cap at $58 million, a $2 million increase from what most teams had projected. The Heat can now give James, Wade and Bosh a more modest cut from the maximum salary to fit all three players under the cap. All three are also represented by the same agency, CAA.
In an interview with the Associated Press, Wade said he told the Heat they would have to get a commitment from either Bosh or James to convince him to re-sign.
“It had to be one or the other,” Wade told the AP. “Of course, there’s a lot of talented players in this league. But you want to look at players that complement my game, and Chris and LeBron are two of those guys.”
Even if James decides to sign, the Heat still have significant work to fill out the remainder of their roster. Beasley and point guard Mario Chalmers(notes) are the only two players currently under contract, which, sources said, has been a concern of James.
The Bulls reached agreement with forward Carlos Boozer(notes) on a five-year, $80 million contract later Wednesday in hopes of improving their standing with James. The Knicks previously gave Amar’e Stoudemire(notes) a five-year, $100 million deal while also hoping his presence would help sway James.
Still, the Cavaliers loom as the biggest threat to keeping James from playing alongside Wade and Bosh in Miami. Cleveland is limited to pursuing trades and using its midlevel exception on free agents as ways to improve its roster, but has one significant advantage over James’ other suitors: The Cavs can offer James a six-year, $125 million contract, more than $30 million more than what he stands to receive from the Heat in a five-year deal.
James’ strong ties to Cleveland and Akron have also continued to pull at him, which is why only a few people have characterized his intent to play for the Heat as set in stone. One former confidant said James is often indecisive, and with the announcement not scheduled until late Thursday evening it’s possible James could continue to waver.
“LeBron always waits until the last minute to make a decision,” said Chris Dennis, who used to run James’ foundation. “He always does.”
isn't this adrian wojnarowski a fairly trustworthy, levelheaded, credible nba reporter?
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 July 2010 10:44 (fourteen years ago)
o wait i thought he was def going to the bulls no staying in cleveland no going to mia mi pfftht- bron playing the media
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 8 July 2010 11:11 (fourteen years ago)
you are right he is a sly fellow
he's going to be a clippers.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 July 2010 11:14 (fourteen years ago)
btw daniel u a lil bitch
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 8 July 2010 11:16 (fourteen years ago)
daniel much love as always but bron to miami is a terrible outcome for the league and i hope it doesn't happen.
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 8 July 2010 11:18 (fourteen years ago)
not sure if you're joking or not, ice. if you're not, fwiw, i wasn't trying to offend; apologies if it had that effect.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 July 2010 11:24 (fourteen years ago)
yeah, i get that a Big Three might be bad for the league. miami would still have some glaring holes, tho. not sure what we'll do for center (the rookie from texas might develop, but we won't know for a while) or point guard (carlos arroyo, i guess) in the short term.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 July 2010 11:25 (fourteen years ago)
i know its prob tough thinking clearly after a week of constant masturbation a crying but the classic front runner move wouldve waited til the decision was final before posting that c&p twice, s'alright im sure youll get the hang of it
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 8 July 2010 11:43 (fourteen years ago)
if lebron does go to miami the appropriate karmic outcome would be for bosh to be chronically injured while lebron and wade play 45mins a night trying to pull along a roster of d leaguers
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 8 July 2010 11:45 (fourteen years ago)
so sad i will not get to watch "the decision" live--i have essentially 1 irl friend who's way into the nba, and we coincidentally chose tonight to do a nice double date with our girls.
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 8 July 2010 13:00 (fourteen years ago)
i just emailed him to see if we should dvr the decision and turn off our phones until after dinner.
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 8 July 2010 13:01 (fourteen years ago)
u will still hear daniel esq's shrieks of joy/disgust from florida
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 8 July 2010 13:05 (fourteen years ago)
lol. Nah. I'm happy with what we've already got.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 July 2010 13:27 (fourteen years ago)
i have it on pretty good authority that Lebron will be playing in Greece next year
― spidermark, Thursday, 8 July 2010 14:08 (fourteen years ago)
my wife just asked me who lebron james is
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 8 July 2010 14:13 (fourteen years ago)
i'm from northeast ohio and i will assure you -- there are bars playing THE DECISION, after which everyone will hug each other and sob for their loss
from what my mom tells me, you can't even stop at cvs for a few things without talking with someone about what lebron will do
― an outlet to express the dark invocations of (La Lechera), Thursday, 8 July 2010 14:17 (fourteen years ago)
'hes a guy who is more famous than he was one week ago' xp
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 8 July 2010 14:18 (fourteen years ago)
specifically akron, i might add. he may have played for cleveland, but he's from akron and wow is akron proud of that
― an outlet to express the dark invocations of (La Lechera), Thursday, 8 July 2010 14:18 (fourteen years ago)
no one cares about chrissie hynde's vegan restaurant anymoreit's lebron 24/7
― an outlet to express the dark invocations of (La Lechera), Thursday, 8 July 2010 14:19 (fourteen years ago)
regardless where he goes, as far as working toward 'global icon' status, well played lebron
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 8 July 2010 14:19 (fourteen years ago)
all this "leaning" chat is weird - like, presumably the guy knows by now? He's going on TV in a few hours?
― Gravel Puzzleworth, Thursday, 8 July 2010 14:30 (fourteen years ago)
also every above otm that LeBron is suddenly much more famous - think I am gonna stay up and watch this
(100% fine with any of: Cleveland (morally right option), NY (30/10/12 every night), Bulls (Rose/Bron/Booze/Noah wow) and Clips (lol) - don't mind Miami, really really don't want Nets.)
― Gravel Puzzleworth, Thursday, 8 July 2010 14:35 (fourteen years ago)
Maybe he wants to be an unselfish creator like Magic or a do-it-all wingman like Pippen. Maybe he has too much Doctor J in him, as I theorized after Game 6. Maybe he believes that if Wade carries the crunch-time load, it will free LeBron to do LeBron things and average a triple-double every game without having that burden of "I've gotta create every shot for us in the final four minutes." Maybe he thinks it's his best chance to win. And if so …
I think it's a cop-out. Any super-competitive person would rather beat Dwyane Wade than play with him. Don't you want to find the Ali to your Frazier and have that rival pull the greatness out of you? That's why I'm holding out hope that LeBron signs with New York or Chicago (or stays in Cleveland), because he'd be saying, "Fine. Kobe, Dwight and Melo all have their teams. Wade and Bosh have their teams. The Celtics are still there. Durant's team is coming. I'm gonna go out and build MY team, and I'm kicking all their asses." That's what Jordan would have done. Hell, that's what Kobe would have done.
In May, after the Cavs were ousted in the conference semifinals, I wrote that LeBron was facing one of the greatest sports decisions ever: "winning (Chicago), loyalty (Cleveland) or a chance at immortality (New York)."
I never thought he would pick "HELP!"
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/100708
whole thing pretty otm imo
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 8 July 2010 14:39 (fourteen years ago)
The whole thing about Cleveland totally and completely otm and depressing.
― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 8 July 2010 14:47 (fourteen years ago)
PDcavsinsider LeBron, as is plain now, has told people he's going to MIA. But as I've said until he or Maverick Carter go on the record it is what it is.
who knows? i'd be happy, of course, to have him in miami, but i kind of think he should resign with cleveland. i suppose him leaving cleveland would be as strange as dan marino or tom brady, in their primes, leaving miami or new england, respectively.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 July 2010 14:54 (fourteen years ago)
It's like college signing day crossed with JFK's assassination.
^^^nice
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 8 July 2010 15:04 (fourteen years ago)
only shame is that simmons can't call out his current employer for playing along
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 8 July 2010 15:06 (fourteen years ago)
doesn't this just guarantee that every nba fan will be rooting against the heat?
― Moreno, Thursday, 8 July 2010 15:25 (fourteen years ago)
― call all destroyer, Thursday, July 8, 2010 11:04 AM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark
love this
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 July 2010 15:37 (fourteen years ago)
p sure now that lebron will commit suicide on live tv
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:19 (fourteen years ago)
ndkllmn Mitch Albom writes a two-page LeBron article containing the sentence "I'm sick of the whole story."
^_^
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:29 (fourteen years ago)
i hope he retires
― max, Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:30 (fourteen years ago)
I am getting a bit tired of media sportswriters whining about fatigue on the topic. They only helped create it by writing stories two to three years in advance of the Summer of 'Bron, and it gives them exposure and brings readers and viewers by the sackful.
Besides, it promotes excitement in the sport. It is quite excessive and narcissistic, but hardly worthy of the venom some are spouting at 'Bron. It isn't as if he's placed bombs in the arena floors of the losing cities and plans to detonate them at 9 p.m.
Given the hyperbolic reactions I've seen so far, I half expect the next sportswriter to commit seppuku on camera and say Lebron drove them to it.
― spidermark, Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:53 (fourteen years ago)
not from cleveland, are ya?
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:55 (fourteen years ago)
try being from akron -- it's even worse. people there cling to this like it's their last shred of dignity. devo's back, and that helps, but mothersbaugh is not bron
― ghee hee hee (La Lechera), Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:57 (fourteen years ago)
nopes. illinois. except I ain't a Bulls fan so I couldn't care less!
― spidermark, Thursday, 8 July 2010 16:58 (fourteen years ago)
i live in chicago and i could not care less if he comes here, but i grew up in akron and i feel bad that NE OH has so much invested in this one person. bron is not that powerful; he cannot save an entire blighted region.
― ghee hee hee (La Lechera), Thursday, 8 July 2010 17:00 (fourteen years ago)
in response to spidermark, all i can say is that i don't think anyone would have begrudged lebron his decision in their most honest thoughts, but what he is doing is more or less unprecedented in recent american pro sports, and i don't think anyone can really disagree with the premise that he is devaluing the concept of a basketball team in favor of personal glorificaiton.
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 8 July 2010 17:05 (fourteen years ago)
I don't disagree there. but...when you see message board threads likening him to Hitler or calling him the death of basketball, that's a little much!
Besides, he's going to the Toronto Argonauts.
― spidermark, Thursday, 8 July 2010 17:08 (fourteen years ago)
I'm really proud that a country facing decades of financial ruin can focus on this
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 July 2010 17:10 (fourteen years ago)
hay morbs this is a hoops thread
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Thursday, 8 July 2010 17:10 (fourteen years ago)
cad pretty much otm
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 July 2010 17:11 (fourteen years ago)
morbs i'm really proud that as a fan of a baseball team in financial ruin, you can actually focus on the baseball
My apologies, forgive me for my folly. Due to my excessive focus on basketball I didn't even realize the US is in a financial crisis. I've immediately cancelled all my non-political magazine subscriptions, sold my flat screen television, my season tickets to the Pacers, and all my video game consoles so I can read non-stop about the upcoming depression for 20 hours day, taking only 4 hours to sleep.
― spidermark, Thursday, 8 July 2010 17:12 (fourteen years ago)
nice, a pacers fan!
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 8 July 2010 17:14 (fourteen years ago)
hey! a pacers fan! josh mcroberts! kenny chessney! basketball!
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 July 2010 17:15 (fourteen years ago)
Detlef Schrempf 4 life
― spidermark, Thursday, 8 July 2010 17:15 (fourteen years ago)
ilh needs a director of diversity outreach to get more obscure fans on board
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Thursday, 8 July 2010 17:15 (fourteen years ago)
yes, like fans of the Albany Patroons
― spidermark, Thursday, 8 July 2010 17:17 (fourteen years ago)
Any super-competitive person would rather beat Dwyane Wade than play with him.
^ this is complete horsehsit. Any competitive person will put him or herself in the best position to win. basketball is a team game, and a team w/ bosh/wade/LBJ and two statues gives him the best chance to beat the other 30 teams. He already tried to win a championship by himself and it didn't go so good.
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 8 July 2010 17:23 (fourteen years ago)
but when they don't win a title with these three dudes then what?
major lulz is what!
― Aerosol, Thursday, 8 July 2010 17:25 (fourteen years ago)
there's the rub
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 8 July 2010 17:26 (fourteen years ago)
jtm i get what you mean, but there is a vast area between suckfest in cleveland and competing with wade for alpha dog status (wade wins every time, btw)--this area is called "chicago"
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 8 July 2010 17:26 (fourteen years ago)
basically our archetypes for "superstar, best player in the league" would never have made this decision (if this is in fact the decision)
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 8 July 2010 17:27 (fourteen years ago)
I don't know, I keep thinking about Jordan/Pippen/Rodman
― emo WINNER! (HI DERE), Thursday, 8 July 2010 17:29 (fourteen years ago)
but that was never as contrived as this. jordan and pippen had already won together before rodman came along
― Aerosol, Thursday, 8 July 2010 17:31 (fourteen years ago)
the diff being that rodman was an incredible role player who did not score, at all, and pippen was a completely unique player who happily played second fiddle for a really long time.
this scenario is basically lbj becoming the pippen to wade's jordan, which would go against everything his brand has ever tried to get across about him.
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 8 July 2010 17:31 (fourteen years ago)
i mean let's not understate how it's going to be a long time before we see another rodman or another pippen
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 8 July 2010 17:32 (fourteen years ago)
plus the gap between jordan and pippen was a lot wider then lebron/wade
― Aerosol, Thursday, 8 July 2010 17:32 (fourteen years ago)
true, though i wonder how good pippen would have been in a different situation
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 8 July 2010 17:33 (fourteen years ago)
so in this way of thinking, LBJ's only route to superstar archetype status is to wait in Cleveland and hope that a Pippen shows up?
― future American striker hero (lukas), Thursday, 8 July 2010 17:34 (fourteen years ago)
bulls getting rodman is more akin to lakers getting artest imo
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 8 July 2010 17:34 (fourteen years ago)
if this happens and miami wins it all people will be saying wades better than lebron, lebron couldnt do it w/out wade etc
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 8 July 2010 17:35 (fourteen years ago)
no--this situation exists for him, in a place called chicago, where he can play with an excellent point guard, an excellent rebounding/defending center, and a quite good, sweet-shooting power forward, all of whom would defer to him.
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 8 July 2010 17:35 (fourteen years ago)
xp to lukas
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 8 July 2010 17:36 (fourteen years ago)
ah yeah icey and cad otm
― future American striker hero (lukas), Thursday, 8 July 2010 17:37 (fourteen years ago)
tbqh I've wondered why a bunch of highly skilled, talented players haven't bothered to try and collude to make a superteam before -- basketball seems to be the easiest situation for this just coz there are only 5 men on the floor, but I honestly believe the desire to win championships should supercede ego. i am also not a preening professional athlete, so what do I know.
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 8 July 2010 17:54 (fourteen years ago)
also, does anyone have any info re: taxes in other states besides florida? florida has no state income tax iirc, which is why so many old pros live there. And the cocaine and weed.
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 8 July 2010 17:56 (fourteen years ago)
tbqh I've wondered why a bunch of highly skilled, talented players haven't bothered to try and collude to make a superteam before
salary caps IMO
― emo WINNER! (HI DERE), Thursday, 8 July 2010 17:56 (fourteen years ago)
right, but if you're colluding then you can go all western style and say, '5M/per for you, 5M/per for you 5M/per for you....' That's what I mean by win vs. ego; you forfeit the cash (which is CONSIDERABLE in the first place, nevermind the endorsements, which are MASSIVE paydays) in exchange for the sure win
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 8 July 2010 18:00 (fourteen years ago)
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, July 8, 2010 1:54 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark
see that lakers team w/ shaq, payton, malone and kobe
look where it got them
― like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Thursday, 8 July 2010 18:02 (fourteen years ago)
those guys were old though
― Aerosol, Thursday, 8 July 2010 18:04 (fourteen years ago)
payton and malone that is
― Aerosol, Thursday, 8 July 2010 18:05 (fourteen years ago)
Shaq, 32Malone 41Payton 36Kobe, 26
Plus Shaq was at the start of the fat, immobile stage
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 8 July 2010 18:06 (fourteen years ago)
xp
i am of the opinion that except in a rare number of cases, the desire/work/ego required to reach the peak of a profession as difficult as playing basketball is not, and should not, be compatible with the concept of a "superteam."
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 8 July 2010 18:06 (fourteen years ago)
that laker squad would have faired much better in the finales if Malone doesn't go down
― Aerosol, Thursday, 8 July 2010 18:11 (fourteen years ago)
sources telling me that t-wolves are making a last minute push...lebron thinks him and darko would play well together
― the reverend dr. william wiggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 8 July 2010 18:12 (fourteen years ago)
another example of a superteam that looked great on paper was the 00 blazers iirc... stoudamire sheed pippen smith wells and a bunch of others
― like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Thursday, 8 July 2010 18:33 (fourteen years ago)
key dif is heat superteam would have 2 of top 3 players in NBA, plus another top 10, all in their primes. i don't know my pre-80s NBA history well enough to know if there's another comparable squad.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 8 July 2010 18:44 (fourteen years ago)
The thing about the "endorsements is all the $$$ for just play for minimum" argument is that playing on a stacked team actually decreases your perceived value - look at what happened to the perceived value of Ray Allen or Rashard Lewis when they started shooting 2-of-5 from three instead of 4-of-10.
― Gravel Puzzleworth, Thursday, 8 July 2010 18:50 (fourteen years ago)
couple things from the simmons column if you don't read espn or whatever:
*Multiple teams -- that's right, multiple -- believe Wade went through the free-agency process partly to spy on Miami's competitors for Pat Riley.
*Bosh clearly wanted to emerge from this summer more famous than he was. I know this because he hired his own documentary crew. Because he made an "Entourage" cameo last month. Because someone who attended one of Bosh's free-agent meetings told me that Bosh was considerably more concerned with his camera crew than hearing the team's pitch. Because he asked his Twitter followers where he should play next year -- a slap in the face to everyone in Toronto who supported him these past seven years -- and because I attended two different 2010 Lakers games at which Bosh inexplicably walked a complete lap around the court while holding hands with his girlfriend, like someone who just wanted to be seen. And it worked. You see a 7-foot basketball player strolling 0.02 miles an hour around a basketball court, you're going to notice them.
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 8 July 2010 18:55 (fourteen years ago)
Bosh clearly wanted to emerge from this summer more famous
Afaics, Toronto is even more of a Siberia than Utah, in terms of publicity. Comparable to Sacramento.
― Aimless, Thursday, 8 July 2010 19:02 (fourteen years ago)
many stories say that d. rose wasn't especially interested in lebron joining the bulls. not sure why, or if true, but that's fwiw.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 July 2010 19:04 (fourteen years ago)
prob cause he's a douche
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 8 July 2010 19:06 (fourteen years ago)
is he? i know very little about him, except that he's supposed to be this emerging superstar.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 July 2010 19:08 (fourteen years ago)
haha no, Lebron is the douche
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 8 July 2010 19:10 (fourteen years ago)
I meant LeBron, not Lebron. sorry to confuse you a 2nd time.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 8 July 2010 19:11 (fourteen years ago)
no worries. i'm easily confused.
meanwhile, espn's chris sheriden keeps saying ny's chance of landing lebron -- even now -- is "50%-ish." if that's so, the knicks sure are taking a lot of curious shots at lebron, and acting shellshocked. if they're still in the hunt, i can't see how their comments help their case.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 July 2010 19:13 (fourteen years ago)
My question is: who gets the ball in crunch time?
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 8 July 2010 19:15 (fourteen years ago)
the one who's won a championship obv.
― Moreno, Thursday, 8 July 2010 19:16 (fourteen years ago)
chalmers, no one will expect it
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Thursday, 8 July 2010 19:17 (fourteen years ago)
who knows? top-tier scorers have played together before.
btw, apparently lebron rented a bunch of cabanas at a south beach hotel this weekend for a party. and chris bosh plans a party at the same hotel:
IraHeatBeat And the plot thickens, with Bosh said to be planning his own celebratory event at The W. Sure seems like a lot of SoBe plans in place.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 July 2010 19:18 (fourteen years ago)
I cannot wait to watch those dudes lose to Chicago in the playoffs.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 8 July 2010 19:23 (fourteen years ago)
im not so sure, bron and wade are both dudes ppl have to at least use zone or double-team. bosh is a tough one-on-one cover. seems like if you double one guy, someone's going to be open or have tons of space to iso. you can have at least 2 of the big three on the floor at all times without wearing too much on them (i mean assuming they average about 38-40 min per game). chalmers is a capable player, i think they can get just enough rosters spots around them to make it work.
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Thursday, 8 July 2010 19:26 (fourteen years ago)
yeah all true, my questions about the superteam would mostly be on the defensive end.
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 8 July 2010 19:34 (fourteen years ago)
wade's a good defender. not sure about bosh or bron.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 July 2010 19:37 (fourteen years ago)
bosh is softer than roseanne
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Thursday, 8 July 2010 19:38 (fourteen years ago)
bron is a good defender, the wing would be pretty locked down
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Thursday, 8 July 2010 19:39 (fourteen years ago)
iirc bosh is a good pick n roll defender but weak for a 4 in post d
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 8 July 2010 19:41 (fourteen years ago)
sounds right given his body
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 8 July 2010 19:41 (fourteen years ago)
definitely want to read this story:
Source had knowledge of the conference call between James, Wade, Bosh. Story coming. ________________________________________ Source: LeBron has already rented spots, in Miami, for party. ________________________________________ Source: Spoelstra will continue to coach Heat. Plans are to have LeBron play point guard, a la Magic. ________________________________________ Source: LeBron made decision in call w/Bosh, Wade. All of this was previously planned: Bosh & Wade would announce 1st, then LBJ in show. ________________________________________ Source: Heat has big party planned for season-ticket holders tonight to coincide with LeBron announcement.
________________________________________
Source: LeBron has already rented spots, in Miami, for party. ________________________________________
Source: Spoelstra will continue to coach Heat. Plans are to have LeBron play point guard, a la Magic.
Source: LeBron made decision in call w/Bosh, Wade. All of this was previously planned: Bosh & Wade would announce 1st, then LBJ in show.
Source: Heat has big party planned for season-ticket holders tonight to coincide with LeBron announcement.
all from about an hour ago (sam amico)
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:18 (fourteen years ago)
contradicts adrian woj's report that wade/bosh were annoyed w/bron
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:20 (fourteen years ago)
I kinda feel bosh/bron/wade would break the NBA. then david stern would have ridiculous leverage at the CBA negotiations
― like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:21 (fourteen years ago)
"Plans are to have LeBron play point guard, a la Magic."
ok i admit this sounds awesome sorry
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:22 (fourteen years ago)
it does :(
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:27 (fourteen years ago)
troo ;_;
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:49 (fourteen years ago)
if that position switch means nothing else, it means their other free agent needs became easier to fill since wing players are errwhere.
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:51 (fourteen years ago)
i predict this superteam will be better than people predict
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:52 (fourteen years ago)
btw would be awesome if lebron aired the special from cleveland, announced he was going to new york, then had a party in s beach; evil bron
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:53 (fourteen years ago)
i think they'd just need one post defender to do nothing else but defend the likes of howard and bynum and they'd be the favorites.
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:53 (fourteen years ago)
best part is bron does the whole special wearing a big black robe and chanting in latin
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:54 (fourteen years ago)
yah I hear they're gonna kidnap perkins and threaten to break his other knee if he doesn't play for them
― like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:55 (fourteen years ago)
lol now i want shaq to go back to miami for the minimum
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:56 (fourteen years ago)
and for tim hardaway to come out of retirement and to stop hating gay ppl
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:57 (fourteen years ago)
injuries could easily derail the whole thing, also cavs fans firing rpgs at the team plane
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:57 (fourteen years ago)
they are going to sign-and-trade the suns' team doctors and will keep them healthy to endure 6 100-game seasons
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:58 (fourteen years ago)
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I'm predicting it will be awesome, so...
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:09 (fourteen years ago)
in that case it will be super awesome
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:10 (fourteen years ago)
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:10 (fourteen years ago)
when does dwight howard become FA?
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:15 (fourteen years ago)
yah srsly if they could get howard and cp3 theyd be dece
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:17 (fourteen years ago)
haha cp3 and howard on the heat would be like NBA All-Stars vs. durant for the next 5 years
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:27 (fourteen years ago)
nah should be them vs the pacers wearing washington generals jerseys
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:30 (fourteen years ago)
for 82 games
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:31 (fourteen years ago)
interesting story:
AKRON, Ohio - Cavaliers forward and back-to-back NBA MVP LeBron James will sign a contract with the Miami Heat, and James, Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh have known that for sometime, said a source close to the situation.According to the source, the three stars had planned for thefree-agent drama to unfold exactly as it has -- with Bosh and Wade announcing their plans on Wednesday afternoon, and James following by making his own intentions known on a television program Thursday evening. Once the plans were finalized, LeBron's marketing team arranged for the show, which will be broadcast on ESPN tonight at 9.The source added that Heat officials are holding a special party for season ticket-holders, in which they will watch James' TV announcement stating he will join the organization. Several news outlets are also reporting James has already rented spots for a party in Miami.It is believed James became sold on the idea of joining the Heat after being told he will play point guard -- or as team president Pat Riley is believed to have explained, a role similar to that of Magic Johnson during Riley's time as coach of the Los Angeles Lakers in the1980s.Riley also sold James on the idea that the Heat can flourish with three stars, using his Showtime Lakers teams of Johnson, James Worthy and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar as an example, the source indicated.While Riley coached those Lakers teams, he is expected to remain in the front office with the Heat, and leave the coaching to Erik Spoelstra, according to the source.Newsday first broke the news of James' intentions to leave his home region of Northeast Ohio for Miami, citing multiple sources. ESPN followed with a similar report shortly after.Also, according to the ESPN and the Cleveland Plain Dealer, several people close to James are hoping he has a change of heart and re-signs with the Cavs, with whom he spent the first seven years of his career. However, according to the source, James believes his chances of winning multiple championships are better in Miami.When an individual who is close to James was asked if James' signing with the Heat was definite, the individual responded, "No idea. None." The individual also confirmed that many close James, including this individual, were still holding out hope that James will remain in Cleveland.Unconfirmed reports say the Cavs may be seeking a sign-and-trade to receive something in return for James, with speculation centering around Heat forward Michael Beasley.
The source added that Heat officials are holding a special party for season ticket-holders, in which they will watch James' TV announcement stating he will join the organization. Several news outlets are also reporting James has already rented spots for a party in Miami.
It is believed James became sold on the idea of joining the Heat after being told he will play point guard -- or as team president Pat Riley is believed to have explained, a role similar to that of Magic Johnson during Riley's time as coach of the Los Angeles Lakers in the1980s.
Riley also sold James on the idea that the Heat can flourish with three stars, using his Showtime Lakers teams of Johnson, James Worthy and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar as an example, the source indicated.
While Riley coached those Lakers teams, he is expected to remain in the front office with the Heat, and leave the coaching to Erik Spoelstra, according to the source.
Newsday first broke the news of James' intentions to leave his home region of Northeast Ohio for Miami, citing multiple sources. ESPN followed with a similar report shortly after.
Also, according to the ESPN and the Cleveland Plain Dealer, several people close to James are hoping he has a change of heart and re-signs with the Cavs, with whom he spent the first seven years of his career. However, according to the source, James believes his chances of winning multiple championships are better in Miami.
When an individual who is close to James was asked if James' signing with the Heat was definite, the individual responded, "No idea. None." The individual also confirmed that many close James, including this individual, were still holding out hope that James will remain in Cleveland.
Unconfirmed reports say the Cavs may be seeking a sign-and-trade to receive something in return for James, with speculation centering around Heat forward Michael Beasley.
from sam amico.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:31 (fourteen years ago)
you know dwight wants nothing more than to be the dude who throws confetti on kevin harlan
lololololol
― like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:35 (fourteen years ago)
bearsharktopus could probably coach the team.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:36 (fourteen years ago)
i wonder if mike miller will announce his free-agency plans at 9:05PM, stealing lebron's thunder.
bearsharktopus would be a p good center imo
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:38 (fourteen years ago)
hm.
RicBucher FWIW: disparate opinions among gms, agents, league HQ officials today about where LeBron is going, but consensus on 1 thing: it's not Mia.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:39 (fourteen years ago)
wouldn't we have heard more of these "disparate opinions . . . (with the) consensus (that) it's not Mia"?
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:40 (fourteen years ago)
maybe it's not.
SOURCES
― obvious and old and bannable (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:43 (fourteen years ago)
maybe he will invent a new team, of robots
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:45 (fourteen years ago)
just please don't come to the bulls
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:47 (fourteen years ago)
heard lebron is cloning 15 bill russells - the extra 1 will be his ring holder
― like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:48 (fourteen years ago)
REAL MASTER PLAN: leak that the plan was always to have Bron team up w/Wade & Bosh in Miami...but then SHOCKING TWIST just minutes before announcing this himself, Bron realized he cannot desert his hometown fans and will resign w/Clev. Cause he's such a super guy n shit.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:52 (fourteen years ago)
my source: Italy
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:53 (fourteen years ago)
i know you're kidding but there's apparently a bunch of agents, GMs, and other league-people who think exactly that:
RicBucher In other words: no decision would inspire more head-scratching than the Heat. And Riley goes to straight into hypnotists Hall of Fame. _____________________________________RicBucher Reason for skepticism: LBJ wd be 3rd-highest paid, it's Wade's town, brand unquestionably tarnished, still at least a yr away from title. _____________________________________RicBucher Unofficial Bucher poll results of those I've spoken to today: 4 for Cle, 3 for NY. Not sure why Chi got no love but it didn't. _____________________________________RicBucher FWIW: disparate opinions among gms, agents, league HQ officials today about where LeBron is going, but consensus on 1 thing: it's not Mia.
RicBucher Reason for skepticism: LBJ wd be 3rd-highest paid, it's Wade's town, brand unquestionably tarnished, still at least a yr away from title.
RicBucher Unofficial Bucher poll results of those I've spoken to today: 4 for Cle, 3 for NY. Not sure why Chi got no love but it didn't.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:57 (fourteen years ago)
starting to really believe miami rumors were meant to gauge reaction
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 8 July 2010 22:04 (fourteen years ago)
starting to really believe lebron is laughing at the world right now
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 8 July 2010 22:14 (fourteen years ago)
you think lbj would make his final decision based on reaction over the past 12 hours?
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 8 July 2010 22:31 (fourteen years ago)
i'm really getting the feeling that the whining I'm hearing about lebron from friends and fellow employees is loads worse than the annoyance of the overexposure of lebron. it's as if everyone i've come in contact with thinks it's audacious that anybody cares where LeBron winds up.
it's the offseason, things like this make it more interesting and at least keep our attention. besides teh announcement's gonna happen at the beginning, so we can tune out right after
― spidermark, Thursday, 8 July 2010 22:39 (fourteen years ago)
i got this shiz on dvr
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, July 8, 2010 6:31 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark
yes
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 July 2010 22:42 (fourteen years ago)
going to the heat makes NO SENSE but it also makes TONS OF SENSE
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 July 2010 22:43 (fourteen years ago)
i will say that it's a BIT FISHY for lebron to be reportedly "locked into" a team before his BIG ANNOUNCEMENT
Attention whores like approval as much as they like eyeballs. Of course lebron's gauging reaction.
― Clay, Thursday, 8 July 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago)
let's all agree that a wade-bron-bosh team would COMPLETELY PWN -- sorry boston et al, but i pretty much remain unconvinced that that team wouldn't waltz to a title, as long as egos stayed in check
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 July 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago)
sources say jack ruby jr gonna cap LBJ as he's walking out of the tv studio
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 8 July 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago)
LOL AT BUTTHURT KNICKS FANS CALLING INTO TALK RADIO
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 July 2010 22:47 (fourteen years ago)
@jordans--i agree. on one team, you'd have three players who played on the US National Team that won the gold medal...boston's threesome was impressive enough, but the trio was in their 30s, with one or more past their prime.
and they got three conference championship appearances, two Finals appearances, and a title in three years. the Heat could be collecting trophies if this happens...
― spidermark, Thursday, 8 July 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago)
srsly fuck knick fans...never known such a large group of martyrs
jordan i'll wait and see who the other 9 guys are thx
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 8 July 2010 22:49 (fourteen years ago)
i am also dvr'ing "the decision;" i'll be here in spirit
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 8 July 2010 22:50 (fourteen years ago)
we will miss u cad
i honestly don't think it's gonna matter who the other 9 guys are
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 July 2010 22:51 (fourteen years ago)
well we know at least two of them - de'sean butler, dexter pittman
depending on how much of a paycut all the players take... you're looking at maybe mike miller or something... some other players taking discounts
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 July 2010 22:52 (fourteen years ago)
the worst team will be the first year and then they'll get some exceptions and shit
i still think they'll win it all
a team of 3 studs plus scrubs would beat a well-balanced team of 5 good players nearly every time in a pickup game. in the NBA...not so sure about that.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 8 July 2010 22:54 (fourteen years ago)
we'll see -- it was pretty brilliant for riles to pitch lebron on being magic johnson -- he really could average 22/12/11 one season if he really wanted, and i'm sure it would be so much more fun and less burdensome than the IT'S ALL ON YOU BRON LET'S GO BRO style in the cavs where he's the whole team for the last quarter and a half of the game, and if he doesn't score 16 points they lose
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 July 2010 22:58 (fourteen years ago)
btw bron is ignoring amare's calls
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 July 2010 23:03 (fourteen years ago)
probably my favorite bron rumor of the past few days was HE PUT A DOWN PAYMENT ON A HOUSE IN MIAMI, which, so many fucking athletes live out here, that that's about as significant as bron waking up and taking a piss
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 July 2010 23:04 (fourteen years ago)
FABOLOUS OTM
myfabolouslife BP #JustOfferedLebron free gas for life if he continues to take all the attention off the oil spill
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 July 2010 23:11 (fourteen years ago)
man if Kobe needed any more motivation to win another ring, he's got it now
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 8 July 2010 23:16 (fourteen years ago)
lol cuban http://blogmaverick.com/2010/07/08/so-where-is-lebron-going/
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 8 July 2010 23:46 (fourteen years ago)
HoopsHype If the Clippers finish sixth in the LeBron standings, do they get the first pick next time he hits free agency?
― Clay, Friday, 9 July 2010 00:19 (fourteen years ago)
PDcavsinsider Still hearing that the teams don't know for sure. None of them. No statement from #LeBron. He has achieved a victory...in drama.9 minutes ago via web
― moullet, Friday, 9 July 2010 00:26 (fourteen years ago)
can i watch teh decision online somewhere i dont have a tv
― blap...tremendo (deej), Friday, 9 July 2010 00:29 (fourteen years ago)
atdhe maybe?
― moullet, Friday, 9 July 2010 00:30 (fourteen years ago)
guys
― moullet, Friday, 9 July 2010 00:44 (fourteen years ago)
vuvuzelaz
― moullet, Friday, 9 July 2010 00:45 (fourteen years ago)
http://katosblog.com/wp-content/uploads/lcd-soundsystem-this-is-happening.jpg
― Clay, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:00 (fourteen years ago)
cant stand listening to broussard talk
― blap...tremendo (deej), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:03 (fourteen years ago)
yo dudes I have it!! lebron is going to... the moon
― like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:04 (fourteen years ago)
there's water there iirc according to I LOVE CRICKET: THE CHINATOWN OF ILX: THE CHINATOWN OF ILX
ban people talking on television
― Clay, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:04 (fourteen years ago)
deej on the money
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:04 (fourteen years ago)
imo hes going to chicago. not wishful thinking, im not even sure i should 'want him'. it just makes the most sense that he would go to chi & everything else is a distraction.
― blap...tremendo (deej), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:05 (fourteen years ago)
kinda wish the nba got as much attention as lebron tbh
― Clay, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:06 (fourteen years ago)
WELL THEN
RT @EthanJSkolnick: Heat pulled its Welcome LeBron ad from the South Florida Sun-Sentinel. Confirmed.
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:08 (fourteen years ago)
breaking news: lebron signs with gryffindor for 6/110
― ciderpress, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:10 (fourteen years ago)
i feel like the dickish thing that bron could do at this point would be to go back to the cavs -- to string them along like this and pretty much convince everyone that he was leaving only to come back would be like havting to sleep with a boyfriend that cheated on you for two months straight
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:12 (fourteen years ago)
http://twitter.com/PDcavsinsider/status/18074868229
would sort of indicate that it's a smokescreen huh
docfunk killin' twitter right now btw
― Clay, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:13 (fourteen years ago)
man after 7 years isnt sticking w/ the cavs more like an abusive relationship where lebron is the victim
― blap...tremendo (deej), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:13 (fourteen years ago)
god that opening sequence felt like the movie mr burns made about himself
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:14 (fourteen years ago)
i mean seriously, to string this out and play it out like this only to go back to the cavs would pretty much him be saying "i own this franchise, i own all of this, you all are nothing without me, you groveled at my feet" etc
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:14 (fourteen years ago)
j0rdan so ridiculously otm right now
― Clay, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:14 (fourteen years ago)
whatever direction he goes in, bron is officially a world class asshole
thanks espn for the photoshopped jerseys, could have never imagined what he'd look like otherwise
― 156, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:15 (fourteen years ago)
when they first showed the studio crew, mike wilbon looked like he wanted to kill himself
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:16 (fourteen years ago)
OKAY MY PREDICTION IS THE CAVS, THIS WHOLE THING DOES NOT SEEM RIGHT
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:18 (fourteen years ago)
everything going on here is fishy
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:19 (fourteen years ago)
yeah i feel like we're walking into a trap just by watching this
― ciderpress, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:20 (fourteen years ago)
HOLY SHIT LEBRON HAS BEEN DEAD THE HOLY TIME
― max, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:21 (fourteen years ago)
lol
WHOLE
oh i figured this would take all night.
― Clay, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:22 (fourteen years ago)
this is honestly out of control
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:22 (fourteen years ago)
i'm fucking dying right now
i feel like i'm watching a horror movie. DON'T TELL US LEBRON.
― Clay, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:23 (fourteen years ago)
i've rarely been more anxious in my life
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:23 (fourteen years ago)
DON'T NAME A TEAM.
seriously, DON'T SAY ANYTHING
nice shirt
― moullet, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:23 (fourteen years ago)
what's going to happen to us when WE KNOW?
how will i be changed??
― Clay, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:24 (fourteen years ago)
HE'S SO NERVOUS
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:24 (fourteen years ago)
I AM SO NERVOUS
i feel like im watching a medium-successful job interview
― blap...tremendo (deej), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:24 (fourteen years ago)
it has to be the cavs
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:25 (fourteen years ago)
he's gonna kill all those kids omg
― Clay, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:25 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.smileysnetwork.com/fatigues/205.gifhttp://www.smileysnetwork.com/fatigues/205.gifhttp://www.smileysnetwork.com/fatigues/205.gifhttp://www.smileysnetwork.com/fatigues/205.gifhttp://www.smileysnetwork.com/fatigues/205.gifhttp://www.smileysnetwork.com/fatigues/205.gifhttp://www.smileysnetwork.com/fatigues/205.gifhttp://www.smileysnetwork.com/fatigues/205.gifhttp://www.smileysnetwork.com/fatigues/205.gif
― am0n, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:25 (fourteen years ago)
lol am0n
― blap...tremendo (deej), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:26 (fourteen years ago)
get out of here amon
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:26 (fourteen years ago)
I don't object to you roundball obsessives being insane about this farce, but it's being shoved down everybody else's throats just like that boring Euro feetsball sport.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:26 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.relaxedpolitics.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/sleepy-emoticon.gif
― am0n, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:26 (fourteen years ago)
it's not as bad as yankees-red sox xp
thx morbs
― Clay, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:26 (fourteen years ago)
a++++++m0n
― like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:27 (fourteen years ago)
so glad I don't have ESPN
wtf them asking him these high school essay questions
― blap...tremendo (deej), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:27 (fourteen years ago)
ANY DOUBTS
― moullet, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:27 (fourteen years ago)
UghhhH
― Clay, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:27 (fourteen years ago)
WHOA
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:27 (fourteen years ago)
fuck me in the ass
― blap...tremendo (deej), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:28 (fourteen years ago)
this is fucking unbelievable
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:28 (fourteen years ago)
I don't even OWN a TV
― like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:28 (fourteen years ago)
boo
― Re Donk Chong (brownie), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:28 (fourteen years ago)
seriously, holy shit
he is kidding no
― moullet, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:28 (fourteen years ago)
this is.... weird.
― Clay, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:29 (fourteen years ago)
this is fucking bizarre
― blap...tremendo (deej), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:29 (fourteen years ago)
this is completely surreal
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:29 (fourteen years ago)
"in many way you're going to Wade's team"
― future American striker hero (lukas), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:29 (fourteen years ago)
it doesn't even feel possible
it's not about sharing
:)
― Re Donk Chong (brownie), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:29 (fourteen years ago)
congratulations to miami sportswriters, all of whom just signed six-figure book deals.
this really feels like a dream
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:30 (fourteen years ago)
he's so shook
lebron is like breaking up with his girlfriend on national tv.
― Clay, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:30 (fourteen years ago)
fuck this guy forreal
― mookieproof, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:31 (fourteen years ago)
wow
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 01:31 (fourteen years ago)
heat = 3 men & a buncha scrubs
― am0n, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:31 (fourteen years ago)
― Clay, Thursday, July 8, 2010 8:30 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
haha
― blap...tremendo (deej), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:32 (fourteen years ago)
h8 u nba
― ice cr?m, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:32 (fourteen years ago)
"i know how loyal i am" lol f u lebron
― Clay, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:32 (fourteen years ago)
mom's fault
― Re Donk Chong (brownie), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:32 (fourteen years ago)
doing this live interview is a bit much -- but dude needs to do what he wants to do -- cavs tanked for lebron, lucked out, got him, idk, such is life \(o_O)/
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:33 (fourteen years ago)
they should try to zoom in closer on hisface
― 156, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:33 (fourteen years ago)
are those kids crying
― am0n, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:33 (fourteen years ago)
gif of him saying south beach plz
― moullet, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:34 (fourteen years ago)
Krolik: "The seven seasons that made up the (1st act of?) the LeBron Era in Cleveland ultimately ended in disappointment, failure, heartbreak, misery, doubt, bitterness, and plenty of suffering for everyone who lived and died with LeBron and the team he led. Personally, I wouldn’t trade those seven years of watching LeBron play for anything in the world."
;_;
― future American striker hero (lukas), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:34 (fourteen years ago)
(i'm not a Cleveland fan, but poor guy)
― future American striker hero (lukas), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:35 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.cavfanatic.com/go/thread/view/3816/25322157/The_Decision_Live-ReportParty_Thread_%289:00_PM_EST%29?pg=17
― Clay, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:35 (fourteen years ago)
"SAY QUEENSBRIDGE"
- STEPHEN A SMITH
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:36 (fourteen years ago)
just in case everyone needed reminder that miami is just new york but on the beach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM
― am0n, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:37 (fourteen years ago)
now is the part where ron artest enters to kill lebron w/a table leg
― ice cr?m, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:37 (fourteen years ago)
― like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:39 (fourteen years ago)
so wait is there a possibility that lebron just went/will go from widely beloved superstar to kobe-esque villain?
― Clay, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:40 (fourteen years ago)
i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that the cavs fans aren't going to show lebron respect for blessing them with his talents for 7 years
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:40 (fourteen years ago)
referring to the cavs as "them" and "their"
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:41 (fourteen years ago)
http://img2.blogcu.com/images/h/e/a/heatnews/pat_riley_the_takeover_arton25156_290x290.jpghttp://img2.blogcu.com/images/h/e/a/heatnews/pat_riley_the_takeover_arton25156_290x290.jpghttp://img2.blogcu.com/images/h/e/a/heatnews/pat_riley_the_takeover_arton25156_290x290.jpg
genius
― moullet, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:41 (fourteen years ago)
is it weird that one of my thoughts is "i wonder what this does for the US men's team"
― future American striker hero (lukas), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:41 (fourteen years ago)
STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES
chadfordinsider David Lee has now agreed to a 6 year, $80 mil deal with the Warriors via a sign-and-trade with the Knicks. Link is coming ...
i forgot that we aren't in the FA thread
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:42 (fourteen years ago)
preserving this
― like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:43 (fourteen years ago)
erik spoelstra sleeps with the fishes tonight
bron just basically sounded like, "cleve, it has been a treat for u 2 watch me but DEEEEEZNUTS"
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:44 (fourteen years ago)
it was exactly the kind of trainwreck i had hoped
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:45 (fourteen years ago)
i'm pretty sure spoelstra gets fired the first time the heat relinquish a lead
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:45 (fourteen years ago)
never thought i'd like and respect kobe more than lebron
― balls, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:45 (fourteen years ago)
^ what i'm sayin'
― Clay, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:46 (fourteen years ago)
Hope to not see this shirt ever again.
http://thtsrcst.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/lebron_indians.jpg
― Andy K, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:46 (fourteen years ago)
god if it's lakers and heat finals the next 3 years, i'm going to have to find a favorite football team or something
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:47 (fourteen years ago)
hold on
lebron could've taken a shit on his game used cavs jersey and NEVER be as self-involved and egotistical an asshole as kobe in his prime asshole days
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:47 (fourteen years ago)
every time bron plays at cavs theres a pistons v pacers style melee or clevelands soft
― ice cr?m, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:48 (fourteen years ago)
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Thursday, July 8, 2010 9:47 PM (48 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
j0rdan i want you to remember this post as your first act of florida-native lebron james apologism
― max, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:49 (fourteen years ago)
i mean AS MUCH FREE BEER AS YOU CAN DRINK SERVED IN HEAVY PROJECTILE SHAPED CUPS is a reasonable promotion right
― ice cr?m, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:49 (fourteen years ago)
burning his jersey!
― Clay, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:50 (fourteen years ago)
LEBRON JAMES NIGHT - MURDER ALLOWED FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY
― max, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:50 (fourteen years ago)
cleveland ain't soft
http://www.polichicksonline.com/Drew%20Carey%20Big%20Photo.jpg
― Re Donk Chong (brownie), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:50 (fourteen years ago)
clay's right this does have a SHOCKING TURN FROM GOOD-GUY TO BAD-GUY vibe like In pro-wrestling.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 01:50 (fourteen years ago)
― max, Thursday, July 8, 2010 9:49 PM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
on one hand kobe is worse than hitler, on the other jordan is def talking himself into bron luv starting now
― ice cr?m, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:51 (fourteen years ago)
turning a cavs jersey into a heat jersey
― 156, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:51 (fourteen years ago)
OK FIRST OF ALL
i don't care about the heat and also will be on this bandwagon from day 1... i said this months ago
BUT
let's not forget kobe's history
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:52 (fourteen years ago)
kobe an asshole like jordan or bird, lebron will never that type of guy. kobe didn't tremble and stammer as much as lebron announcing why he's signing w/ the heat when he had his post-rape press conference w/ his hot as fuck/still angry wife sitting beside him. eye of the tiger.
― balls, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:52 (fourteen years ago)
kobe was drafted by the hornets and refused to play there, flirted with the clippers just to get attention from greater LA, played the most bitchy and passive aggressive half of basketball that the nba has ever seen
let's not forget history
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:53 (fourteen years ago)
this is like when hulk hogan joined nWo
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:53 (fourteen years ago)
btw
http://i30.tinypic.com/2v9vlox.png
cavs.com should leak the bron's mom/delonte west sex tape now
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:54 (fourteen years ago)
flirted with the clippers just to get attention from greater LA - HA (also fucking w/ the clippers /= a strike against you)
― balls, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:55 (fourteen years ago)
varejones / jj hickson / jamison / anthony parker / mo williams
cutting delonte, cavs would be 13m under the cap
7th seed, vs 2nd seed, miami heat
4-3 cavs imo
varejon average in 10-11: 19/10/2
― moullet, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:57 (fourteen years ago)
kobe had the chance to stay with the equivalent of the cleveland cavs his whole career -- i.e. the charlotte hornets -- and he decided against it before he even played a game -- they're all the same
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:57 (fourteen years ago)
heat-cavs is gonna be the 1-8
refused to play for george shinn, played mind games w/ donald sterling = good guy in my book!
― balls, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:57 (fourteen years ago)
yeah that is a point in his favor
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:58 (fourteen years ago)
that cavs team is not making the playoffs in next year's eastern conference
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:58 (fourteen years ago)
yeah they will -- there's literally 5 good teams in the east now, max
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:59 (fourteen years ago)
hope okc thunder win the next 10 nba titles
― ice cr?m, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:59 (fourteen years ago)
http://i27.tinypic.com/52flfc.png
― moullet, Friday, 9 July 2010 01:59 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVKDQgT_b-Y
― blap...tremendo (deej), Friday, 9 July 2010 02:00 (fourteen years ago)
any team that wanted to dissuade bron from signing with the heat should've played the video of wade standing on the scorer's table screaming "this is my house"
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 02:01 (fourteen years ago)
yeah kobe sucks, blah blah. But it's pretty unprecedented to troll and then hate fuck your former team for an hour on tv.
― Clay, Friday, 9 July 2010 02:01 (fourteen years ago)
m bison's first name is max??!? whoa
― like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Friday, 9 July 2010 02:01 (fourteen years ago)
this actually isn't as bad as i thought it would be -- it's not like the press conference wouldn't have been televised
I just can't get that lebron james line from shine blockas out of my head right now
I don't even know what he's saying, something about lebron james chicken chow mein
― like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Friday, 9 July 2010 02:02 (fourteen years ago)
MIKE L FROM CALIFORNIA BRINGING THE FIRE
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 02:02 (fourteen years ago)
the backpedaling begins
― ciderpress, Friday, 9 July 2010 02:03 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PN2Dyfd7U8
― am0n, Friday, 9 July 2010 02:03 (fourteen years ago)
http://ihatelebronjames.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/lebron-loves-anybody-but-cleveland.jpg
― am0n, Friday, 9 July 2010 02:05 (fourteen years ago)
WOW WHAT AN AMAZING ANNOUNCEMENT
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 02:06 (fourteen years ago)
i can't think of anything that children should be given less than a scholarship to the university of phoenix
seriously just get a job at starbucks and work your way up
could someone explain the outrage to me in 10 words or less?
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 July 2010 02:06 (fourteen years ago)
cleveland's future: lebron jame's foot stomping on cleveland's face forever
― like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Friday, 9 July 2010 02:07 (fourteen years ago)
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, July 8, 2010 10:06 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
david wright signs with the yankees
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 02:08 (fourteen years ago)
dubious analogy J0rd
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 July 2010 02:09 (fourteen years ago)
lebron mocks the nba by creating superteam, is dick
― ice cr?m, Friday, 9 July 2010 02:09 (fourteen years ago)
http://youropenbook.org/?q=lebron+dies&gender=any
― ice cr?m, Friday, 9 July 2010 02:10 (fourteen years ago)
*sets cuyahoga on fire*
― am0n, Friday, 9 July 2010 02:15 (fourteen years ago)
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v222/1130/82/n1763810821_1318.jpg
Mike W3nsyel I just hope Lebron James dies in a gutter pennieless and I am there to pee on him before the coroner gets there to scrape him up. Piece of crap
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Friday, 9 July 2010 02:21 (fourteen years ago)
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― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 02:23 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.dcbyers-ohio.com/staff/IMG_0610.JPG
― am0n, Friday, 9 July 2010 02:26 (fourteen years ago)
^ hopes to one day pee on a piece of crap
― ice cr?m, Friday, 9 July 2010 02:28 (fourteen years ago)
if the coroner doesn't scrape it up first
― am0n, Friday, 9 July 2010 02:30 (fourteen years ago)
Cleveland hasn't won a title in any sport in ages but finally got a great player who was homegrown. They were happy to add to the payroll to help him build a winner, and instead he chose to leave after a seriously ridiculous free agent courting period, and did so during an hour-long special on live television ... if he didn't want to stay in Cleveland he could have simply said so a long time ago, but instead he let them twist in the wind, and finally let them know in this ridiculously impersonal way. It was a pretty cold thing to do. And know Cleveland is back to irrelevance in all three sports.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Friday, 9 July 2010 02:30 (fourteen years ago)
And now, rather.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Friday, 9 July 2010 02:31 (fourteen years ago)
http://twitter.com/buzzbissinger/status/18072463038
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Friday, 9 July 2010 02:32 (fourteen years ago)
win total for the 2010 MIAMI DREAM TEAM GOD TEAM
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 02:34 (fourteen years ago)
haha i thought the same thing, MOER LIEK DUKES AND DUCHESSES CLUB AMIRITE
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Friday, 9 July 2010 02:34 (fourteen years ago)
xpost
http://twitter.com/dwadeofficial/status/18083384297
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 02:35 (fourteen years ago)
under further review, think david stern has been sitting in his office masturbating for the last 90 minutes
the backlash here would be way not as bad if they all went to chicago/new york right?
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 02:37 (fourteen years ago)
breaking news: mario chalmers trending worldwide on twitter.
― Clay, Friday, 9 July 2010 02:37 (fourteen years ago)
Trending: Worldwide
* Burning Lebrons Jersey * NBA 2K11 * Pulpo Paul * Mario Chalmers * Lebrons decision * Involuntary Manslaughter * Dwayne Wade * They Burned His Jersey * Byron Scott * About Lebron James
― Clay, Friday, 9 July 2010 02:38 (fourteen years ago)
looking through FULBJ tweets, i'm actually flabbergasted that any knicks fans thought they had any shot at all to get lebron
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Friday, 9 July 2010 02:38 (fourteen years ago)
omg http://i50.tinypic.com/2rcs591.gif
― moullet, Friday, 9 July 2010 02:38 (fourteen years ago)
lol amazing punchline there
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 02:39 (fourteen years ago)
haha rip lebron's brand, legacy, etc.
― am0n, Friday, 9 July 2010 02:40 (fourteen years ago)
hope wade wins nba mvp next year
― ice cr?m, Friday, 9 July 2010 02:40 (fourteen years ago)
bron's beard was hella off point tonight
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 02:40 (fourteen years ago)
New York would be almost as bad, but not quite. Chicago would have gone over better than the other two.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Friday, 9 July 2010 02:41 (fourteen years ago)
bold prediction: no one on the heat wins mvp during the 5 years+ they play together
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Friday, 9 July 2010 02:41 (fourteen years ago)
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Thursday, July 8, 2010 10:06 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
lol @ this
― johnny crunch, Friday, 9 July 2010 02:42 (fourteen years ago)
bold prediction: kevin durant wins mvp every year during the 5+ years wade/james/bosh play together.
― Clay, Friday, 9 July 2010 02:42 (fourteen years ago)
bron could average a triple double -- or 23/10/9 -- and still win the mvp, potentially
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 02:43 (fourteen years ago)
i'm not sure who i h8 more right now, fans saying fuck you directly to lebron or lebron for indirectly saying it to most of his fans...
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Friday, 9 July 2010 02:44 (fourteen years ago)
RT @PDcavsinsider Multiple police cars are protecting the witness billboard in downtown CLE.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Friday, 9 July 2010 02:45 (fourteen years ago)
Hard to call a guy "valuable" when he isn't even the top dog on his own team.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Friday, 9 July 2010 02:46 (fourteen years ago)
oh god i didn;t even think about the billboards!!!! LEBRON U MONSTER
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Friday, 9 July 2010 02:48 (fourteen years ago)
“We believe in this team, this organization, this community, and what we will do to compete at the highest level. We believe in the new coach and leader we have in Byron Scott, and the world class basketball organization and positive and strong culture we've established. Dan Gilbert and our ownership group are firmly committed to reaching our goals and succeeding on the court and in the community, at the highest level.”
“Our fans stepped up and showed their support, to a degree unlike anywhere else. We are fortunate to have the support of the best fans in the NBA. That passion and dedication will be rewarded. We will work relentlessly to continue to build a team that will contend. A team that will win championships. We are all competitors and our one goal is to win, that and Dan Gilbert and our ownership team’s commitment and investment in this organization and community are constants that will not change." -Cavs GM
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Friday, 9 July 2010 02:51 (fourteen years ago)
maybe this is the motivation jj hickson needs to play like a superstar
― max, Friday, 9 July 2010 02:52 (fourteen years ago)
marlonlwayans Ny knicks have stated "FUCK YOU LEBRON". Period... In other news
in other news the knicks are ineptly run and have very little talent and a coach that thinks defense is icky and were never real contenders for lebron as long as those things held true
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Friday, 9 July 2010 02:52 (fourteen years ago)
pretty good, "but wait, this might not actually work out on the basketball court" take atbdl.
― Clay, Friday, 9 July 2010 02:53 (fourteen years ago)
cleveland changing their name to the butthurts
― spidermark, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:01 (fourteen years ago)
http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_nba_experts__57/ept_sports_nba_experts-483869942-1278642915.jpg?ymj7BbDDaAMycPVi
― Clay, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:02 (fourteen years ago)
i kinda wish many of my social networking friends had the same vitriol for Bush when he tricked the nation into war in '03 that they do for Lebron atm
― spidermark, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:03 (fourteen years ago)
turk182
Rly, all you raging Cavs guys! This is what the "free" in free agent means. Wanting something very, very badly is no reason why you deserve to get it. Obviously LeBron could only make one set of fans happy. It wasn't Cleveland, turns out. But neither was it Chi or NY, or the Clips.
― Aimless, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:05 (fourteen years ago)
7 years is more than I thought he'd last in Cleveland...i really had him pegged as pulling a Shaquille O'Neal after his rookie contract expired when he first got drafted
― spidermark, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:07 (fourteen years ago)
oh yea and http://pinstripebindi.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/haha.jpg
― spidermark, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:08 (fourteen years ago)
lol remember when this guy rooted 4 tha celtix cuz he thought it would increase chances of elbron coming 2 tha knicks lol
http://blacknoxubee.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/spikelee.gif
― am0n, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:09 (fourteen years ago)
i do think it's hilarious how two franchises raped their teams two years in advance for this. and now have to try and sell season tickets to their fanbase by assuring them that Erick Dampier, the franchise savior, may be on the way.
oh well at least the Knicks got Amare, who probably feels very lonely right now
― spidermark, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:12 (fourteen years ago)
― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, July 8, 2010 10:47 AM
snrub suicide watch -_-
― am0n, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:13 (fourteen years ago)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vY8I5HvOvk8/SWvyWIU-EtI/AAAAAAAABPs/DxxaNF4MaaQ/s400/Hang.jpg
"It's all for you, LeBron!"
― spidermark, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:17 (fourteen years ago)
really wanted it to be the knicks (i go to school in CT and could catch weekend games poss), but pretty much knew it was ruled out. i still think chicago would have been the most fun team to watch (and they would win >70 games imo), and part of me wanted him to stay just so my stepbrother (world's biggest cavs fan) wouldn't be so bummed. this heat team is going to be...interesting to say the least - i would bet a large sum of money that either lebron or wade is out of miami within 3-4 yrs tho
― we hold these goofs to be self-permabanned (k3vin k.), Friday, 9 July 2010 03:17 (fourteen years ago)
― Aimless, Thursday, July 8, 2010 11:05 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
k thx 4 the talk dad, feel a lil better now *sniffle* lol j/k stfu
― ice cr?m, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:18 (fourteen years ago)
― Aimless, Friday, July 9, 2010 3:05 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark
LeBron was the only hope we Clevelanders had for any kind of championship. Yes, fans in Chicago, New York, and L.A. are upset, too, but they've got their White Sox, Giants, Yankees, and Lakers championships to fall back on. We have nothing. I mean, right now I have to look forward to the Browns going 2-14 this year. Good God just kill me now.
― Mr. Snrub, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:19 (fourteen years ago)
i tend to agree with aimless
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 03:19 (fourteen years ago)
i would bet a large sum of money that either lebron or wade is out of miami within 3-4 yrs tho
um do u wanna make things interesting? jussayin cos their deals will be minimum 5 years a piece and no one would be dumb enough to trade either of them. only way one would leave after 4 years is if there's an early termination option.
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Friday, 9 July 2010 03:21 (fourteen years ago)
great point jordan, jkstfu
― ice cr?m, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:21 (fourteen years ago)
joe u mad again
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 03:22 (fourteen years ago)
cleveland's only birthright to lebron was going 17-65 in 2002-2003
― spidermark, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:23 (fourteen years ago)
joe u like anti-nostradamus man, like opposite of world cup octopus
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Friday, 9 July 2010 03:23 (fourteen years ago)
well then
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:24 (fourteen years ago)
i mean at least he didn't pull a shaquille o'neal and make cleveland think he was going to sign with em and then text em at 1 am goin 'nah just kiddin bra thanks for the mems k thx bye'
― spidermark, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:24 (fourteen years ago)
lebron james, complementary player.
i cool w/being mad u cant talk 'sensible' to me, bitch
― ice cr?m, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:24 (fourteen years ago)
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Thursday, July 8, 2010 11:23 PM (50 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
at least i LIVED you know
― ice cr?m, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:25 (fourteen years ago)
glad you won't feel all that pressure to score points, shoot a high percentage, and play lots of minutes anymore
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:25 (fourteen years ago)
the most interesting octopus in the world has lived man
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Friday, 9 July 2010 03:26 (fourteen years ago)
this is a shitty day for the league if you like things such as competitive balance
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:26 (fourteen years ago)
^^^truefacts, just need to pray 2 basketball god for serious injuries to kobe and bron
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Friday, 9 July 2010 03:27 (fourteen years ago)
yeah i was gonna say, i cant imagine stern is super happy with this
― max, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:28 (fourteen years ago)
whoh gilbert's letter to cavs fans RIPS lebron
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 03:28 (fourteen years ago)
we'll see -- it's still a big risk by the heat -- this isn't the yankees signing albert pujols, ubaldo jiminez and miguel cabrera -- the heat will have tons of unproven/proven shitty players
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 03:29 (fourteen years ago)
― max, Thursday, July 8, 2010 11:28 PM (33 seconds ago) Bookmark
i'm pretty sure stern is ecstatic about having the most famous team in all of american sports in his league
its all too farcical, as were the 21 foul shots the lakers got in the 4th quarter of game 7, jus wanted to add that as i wasnt around when it happened
― ice cr?m, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:30 (fourteen years ago)
lol gilbert's letter is in comic sans????
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:30 (fourteen years ago)
alright, so either someone hacked the nba site, or dan gilbert is throwing the fuck down
http://www.nba.com/cavaliers/news/gilbert_letter_100708.html
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 03:30 (fourteen years ago)
"I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS WILL WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER ‘KING’ WINS ONE"
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:31 (fourteen years ago)
i dunno, it's possible the nba just created a billion new basketball fans who don't give a shit about the game but want to be associated with a guaranteed winner / glitz & glamor that this team is going to attract. a lot of people watch for the stars, and two likable stars just teamed up. it's a new landmark, can't-miss franchise and non-nba fans like that sort of thing, i think?
way xp
― Clay, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:31 (fourteen years ago)
really this is the worst kind of cynical reversal and should be beneath everyone except pro wrestling fans
lol comic sans
― ice cr?m, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:31 (fourteen years ago)
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Thursday, July 8, 2010 11:29 PM (50 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
no way are the heat the most famous team in all american sports--they arent the most famous team in basketball and probably wont be till they win 2-3 titles
― max, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:32 (fourteen years ago)
i mean this isn't real, is it?
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:32 (fourteen years ago)
― Clay, Thursday, July 8, 2010 11:31 PM (39 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
yeah i guess i can see this argument, not really a great way to build a lasting & sustainable fan base though
they arent the most famous team in basketball
lol okay get back to me when lebron's heat jersey breaks the nba record for sales and the ratings for their first game blows out any basketball game in the history of the sport
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 03:33 (fourteen years ago)
dan gilbert is obviously a massive hypocrite but w/e
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 03:34 (fourteen years ago)
theyre still behind the yankees, cowboys, lakers and probably a handful others, but they're going to be the jordan-bulls level ubiquitous in short order
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Friday, 9 July 2010 03:34 (fourteen years ago)
tell me that letter is a hack
it reads like an angry fan letter
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Friday, 9 July 2010 03:35 (fourteen years ago)
HOW COULD LEBRON JAMES HAVE SUCH AN EGO? YOU WOULD ALMOST THINK THAT THE OWNER OF HIS PREVIOUS TEAM HAD GIVEN OUT T-SHIRTS THAT SAID "WITNESS" TO EVERY SINGLE FAN IN THE STADIUM DURING A PAST REGULAR SEASON GAME
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 03:35 (fourteen years ago)
http://i27.tinypic.com/671op5.png
― Clay, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:35 (fourteen years ago)
yeah that letter, if real, is just about the only thing that could make me sympathetic to lbj
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:36 (fourteen years ago)
but really fuck him--i don't think he is "malicious" or even "selfish"--he's just lost all perspective which is its own circle of hell i suppose
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:37 (fourteen years ago)
guys tom brady is the most famous team in american sports, be serious
― ice cr?m, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:37 (fourteen years ago)
letter is breathtakingly vicious
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 03:38 (fourteen years ago)
i would say it's breathtakingly insane, but ymmv
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 03:39 (fourteen years ago)
"I GAHRONTEE"
― am0n, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:39 (fourteen years ago)
holy shit that letter
― we hold these goofs to be self-permabanned (k3vin k.), Friday, 9 July 2010 03:40 (fourteen years ago)
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Thursday, July 8, 2010 11:33 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
lol dude ppl who dont give a shit about basketball will still be able to name the lakers and prob. the bulls before they can name the heat, for a few years to come... "get back to me" when the heat win enough championships to be that ubiquitous--also jersey sales is meaningless in this discussion? my mom isnt buying nba jerseys, ppl who are already fans are
― max, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:40 (fourteen years ago)
can we temp-reinst8 aidsy? we need his perspective in these turbulent times more than ever
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Friday, 9 July 2010 03:40 (fourteen years ago)
that letter is OOOOOOOOOOOOO_OOOOOOOOOOOOO jesus christ
― Clay, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:41 (fourteen years ago)
letter is missing: ps delonte fucked yr moms!
― ice cr?m, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:41 (fourteen years ago)
the nba has become the wwe
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 03:42 (fourteen years ago)
(see attached .mpg)
― am0n, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:43 (fourteen years ago)
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Thursday, July 8, 2010 8:53 PM (1 hour ago)
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Friday, 9 July 2010 03:43 (fourteen years ago)
OMG THAT LETTER
― moullet, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:44 (fourteen years ago)
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Thursday, July 8, 2010 11:43 PM (13 seconds ago)
― am0n, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:44 (fourteen years ago)
waiting for cage match b/w lebron and gilbert
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 03:45 (fourteen years ago)
that letter is such beyond hypocrisy and insanity that i wonder if dan gilbert can actually see straight
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 03:46 (fourteen years ago)
lebron is obviously free to go wherever he wants, and if he and wade and bosh are all buddies then cool for them.
the whole dramatic televised 'fuck you' to his (essentially) hometown is pretty distasteful, that's all.
(also i hate florida as a rule, sorry j0rd/alfred/esq)
― mookieproof, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:46 (fourteen years ago)
beasley dealt to wolves
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 03:46 (fourteen years ago)
goes in the offseason thread brah, this is the king's coronation thread
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Friday, 9 July 2010 03:47 (fourteen years ago)
i like imagining gilbert walking into a room, asking his secretary to type out his dictations, and calmly speaking those sentences into an otherwise empty office. Then after the "read that back to me" he's like "yes, yes, that's about right."
― Clay, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:48 (fourteen years ago)
hahaha, i'm still trying to wrap my mind around that being real
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Friday, 9 July 2010 03:49 (fourteen years ago)
like everything from the font to the tone to the butthurtedness to the fact that he's not mark cuban all say "a grown ass man and super rich nba owner would not cry to his live journal like this"
I WANT TO BELIEVE
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Friday, 9 July 2010 03:50 (fourteen years ago)
the font!
― am0n, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:50 (fourteen years ago)
THIS IS STILL ON THE INTERNET
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Friday, 9 July 2010 03:51 (fourteen years ago)
like im tempted to save as HTML file for posterity
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Friday, 9 July 2010 03:52 (fourteen years ago)
so many "scare" quotes
― am0n, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:53 (fourteen years ago)
maybe dan gilbert is carles
― Clay, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:54 (fourteen years ago)
Dear Cleveland, All Of Northeast Ohio and Cleveland Cavaliers Supporters Wherever You May Be Tonight;
As you now know, our former hero, who grew up in the very region that he deserted this evening, is no longer a Cleveland Cavalier.
This was announced with a several day, narcissistic, self-promotional build-up culminating with a national TV special of his "decision" unlike anything ever "witnessed" in the history of sports and probably the history of entertainment.
Clearly, this is bitterly disappointing to all of us.
The good news is that the ownership team and the rest of the hard-working, loyal, and driven staff over here at your hometown Cavaliers have not betrayed you nor NEVER will betray you.
There is so much more to tell you about the events of the recent past and our more than exciting future. Over the next several days and weeks, we will be communicating much of that to you.
You simply don't deserve this kind of cowardly betrayal.
You have given so much and deserve so much more.
In the meantime, I want to make one statement to you tonight:
You can take it to the bank.
If you thought we were motivated before tonight to bring the hardware to Cleveland, I can tell you that this shameful display of selfishness and betrayal by one of our very own has shifted our "motivation" to previously unknown and previously never experienced levels.
Some people think they should go to heaven but NOT have to die to get there.
Sorry, but that's simply not how it works.
This shocking act of disloyalty from our home grown "chosen one" sends the exact opposite lesson of what we would want our children to learn. And "who" we would want them to grow-up to become.
But the good news is that this heartless and callous action can only serve as the antidote to the so-called "curse" on Cleveland, Ohio.
The self-declared former "King" will be taking the "curse" with him down south. And until he does "right" by Cleveland and Ohio, James (and the town where he plays) will unfortunately own this dreaded spell and bad karma.
Just watch.
Sleep well, Cleveland.
Tomorrow is a new and much brighter day....
I PROMISE you that our energy, focus, capital, knowledge and experience will be directed at one thing and one thing only:
DELIVERING YOU the championship you have long deserved and is long overdue....
Dan GilbertMajority OwnerCleveland Cavaliers
― am0n, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:55 (fourteen years ago)
the history of entertainment.
― am0n, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:56 (fourteen years ago)
it really doesn't have the same ring without comic sans ms 24 point font
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 03:56 (fourteen years ago)
not real
― Clay, Friday, 9 July 2010 03:57 (fourteen years ago)
wait am0n it's a fake?
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 03:59 (fourteen years ago)
this is really one for the entertainment history books
― am0n, Friday, 9 July 2010 04:00 (fourteen years ago)
no it's not fake
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 04:01 (fourteen years ago)
ctrl-s
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Friday, 9 July 2010 04:03 (fourteen years ago)
Gilbert's other past and current investments include: 1-800 Contacts, Red Envelope, ePrize, Fathead (brand), Xeko, FlashSeats / Veritix, Xenith, Guffly and StyleCaster.
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Friday, 9 July 2010 04:05 (fourteen years ago)
ComicSans
― am0n, Friday, 9 July 2010 04:06 (fourteen years ago)
LeBron
― Clay, Friday, 9 July 2010 04:08 (fourteen years ago)
King James (brand)
― am0n, Friday, 9 July 2010 04:10 (fourteen years ago)
Chad Ford chadfordinsider I understand Dan Gilbert's anger, but if he really wants to win, he better look in the mirror.
i think i understand what chad is getting at, but i interpret this to mean that dan gilbert will feel awesome from seeing his own reflection
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Friday, 9 July 2010 04:11 (fourteen years ago)
In phoner w/ AP, Gilbert says "People have covered up for (James) for way too long. Tonight we saw who he really is." People like...Gilbert.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 04:15 (fourteen years ago)
wow espn hates the heat
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 04:17 (fourteen years ago)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qWXZ0_FWTPA/St4UrCIRIkI/AAAAAAAABiY/T_guj-2_G_4/s320/R-848121-1188467604.jpg
― ksh, Friday, 9 July 2010 04:24 (fourteen years ago)
that letter is mindboggling
― obvious and old and bannable (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 July 2010 04:45 (fourteen years ago)
THROW IT DOWN, OLD MAN
― tremendoid, Friday, 9 July 2010 04:48 (fourteen years ago)
he just told AP that lebron ''quit'' in this year's playoff series v. Celtics
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 04:49 (fourteen years ago)
he could not have done all this in a suckier way but i wont pretend indignation will keep me from being AGOG at the spectacle of a team this stacked
― tremendoid, Friday, 9 July 2010 04:54 (fourteen years ago)
laker fans care not about fairness :)
― tremendoid, Friday, 9 July 2010 04:55 (fourteen years ago)
this is for the other thread but keep yr eye on mike miller
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 04:57 (fourteen years ago)
(re: rounding out the team)
"We knew 'Bron would take some backlash," Wade added in his interview with AP. "I told him he's a strong man for it."
― moullet, Friday, 9 July 2010 05:12 (fourteen years ago)
Gilbert said James never returned a single phone message or text since the end of the season and that the Cavs were not informed of James' decision until he went on the air.
― moullet, Friday, 9 July 2010 05:13 (fourteen years ago)
the front of the cleveland plain dealer goes so hard
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 05:21 (fourteen years ago)
xp "if it's major hit me on my pager" iirc
― tremendoid, Friday, 9 July 2010 05:25 (fourteen years ago)
from 'ring it' fwiw :(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWctgggCa94
― tremendoid, Friday, 9 July 2010 05:27 (fourteen years ago)
"Cmon cavs fans don't do that. That man went hard for y'all for 7 yrs. He doin what's best for him burning his jersey is messed up." -- Orlando Magic's Dwight Howard on Twitter
"They (the Cavaliers) had the best record in the league the last two seasons and didn't make it out of the Eastern Conference. I can understand LeBron's frustration." -- former player Reggie Miller on NBA TV
"In fairness, if I was 25 I'd try to win it by myself. Not technically by myself, but I would want to be the guy. ... LeBron is never going to be the guy." -- former player Charles Barkley on NBA TV
― am0n, Friday, 9 July 2010 05:30 (fourteen years ago)
someone should ask lebron if he ever compared himself to michael jordan
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 05:39 (fourteen years ago)
cuz everyone else always has, and it seems from his actions at least that he hasn't really, aside from wearing #23, but tons of guys do that
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 05:40 (fourteen years ago)
lol at this
Chad Ford, ESPN Insider: Honestly, if Kobe really wants to show up LeBron. He should demand a trade from the super stacked Lakers to the Cavs and then win a championship with the squad LeBron had for the past several years. Kobe does that ... and he wins the war.
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 05:42 (fourteen years ago)
― mookieproof, Friday, 9 July 2010 05:44 (fourteen years ago)
hasn't kobe already won the war, tho?
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 05:46 (fourteen years ago)
btw, based on dan gilbert's letter to cleveland fans, i think lebron had A FEW REALLY GOOD REASONS not to call gilbert up personally and break the news
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 05:47 (fourteen years ago)
http://i561.photobucket.com/albums/ss51/tr_fudge/The%20Los%20Angeles%20Lakers/kobe-ring-02.jpg
oh you said won the war
― tremendoid, Friday, 9 July 2010 05:48 (fourteen years ago)
the same situation happened with my brother recently and this college baseball coach just chewed my father out on the phone for like 10 minutes straight and said some real awful shit, people don't react well or respectful or reasonable in those situations
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 05:48 (fourteen years ago)
yeah happened with my brother too
my brother... LEBRON JAMES
― max, Friday, 9 July 2010 05:53 (fourteen years ago)
this is an amazing tweet
http://twitter.com/PDcavsinsider/status/18088700131
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 05:53 (fourteen years ago)
max i've seen your brother, and your brother is no lebron james
LeStoned James morelike
i have two brothers
lestoned and lebron
― max, Friday, 9 July 2010 05:54 (fourteen years ago)
and me, the eldest
'the james brothers'
our mom had sex with delonte west
― max, Friday, 9 July 2010 05:55 (fourteen years ago)
that explains your vertical leap
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 05:57 (fourteen years ago)
for the record, everyone is well within their rights for hating all sports fans from miami -- a truly and utterly despicable group of humans
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 06:02 (fourteen years ago)
generally this is what i'm running with here
Chad Ford, ESPN Insider: I agree. I just don't understand how the play on this is these guys have huge egos or that they're selfish. They are sharing the spotlight, sharing the money and they'll be sharing their fate. Basketball is a team game and they chose teammates over money or even hometown loyalty. LeBron did this knowing that he'd be hated in his city ... a city that he loves. Guy wants to win.
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 06:04 (fourteen years ago)
this one quote from bron is so weird
"i gave a lot to that franchise, my talents for 7 years, and i tried to take them places that they've never been" -- it's such an oddly detached way of speaking, abandoning the "we" that early, referring to himself almost like he was on loan there, or he had a half-life or something
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 06:06 (fourteen years ago)
To some extent, James was doomed all along. If he stayed with the Cavaliers, he would have been criticized for letting the process drag out this long. If he went to New York, it meant he cared more about money than winning. Signing with the Bulls would have meant being criticized as a lesser Michael Jordan, and as we’ve seen joining a super-team in Miami means James is bowling with the assistance of bumpers.
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 06:07 (fourteen years ago)
I can’t imagine in a scenario where James came out and said at the beginning of the process that he was ruling out the Cavaliers that someone would have written, ‘Yeah, that sucks for Cleveland, but at least the process wasn’t dragged out.’ There is no right way to leave your hometown team as a superstar athlete
oottttmmm
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 06:08 (fourteen years ago)
there is a very wrong way tho obv. tbh no one outside of cleveland is going to be up in arms a week from now, or a few games into the season at the most, but he shoulda taken more care to frame his decision a la wade, laid some emotional groundwork and let the cavs' hodgepodge 7yr attempts at building a team around him become at least part of the conversation. with all the theatrics he didn't give the legit *reasons to leave*, which actually exist!, room to breathe, so to speak.
― tremendoid, Friday, 9 July 2010 06:26 (fourteen years ago)
if it's true that wade never was gonna leave miami, he wasn't exactly a saint himself
hey guys i'm taking a second meeting with the bulls! whoops! but it's my kids! i love my kids! i gotta see my kids! i'm STRONGLY leaning towards the bulls! my kids! oh hey! i'm back! i'm back baby! just kidding!
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 06:27 (fourteen years ago)
i think the condemnation of lebron james applies to wade, bosh, bron -- only difference is that lebron was important enough to get his own tv "special"
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 06:28 (fourteen years ago)
absolutely, from what i saw wade was far more machiavellian, which can help to keep you from being hated sometimes!
― tremendoid, Friday, 9 July 2010 06:32 (fourteen years ago)
i like the theory that wade was spying
― max, Friday, 9 July 2010 06:39 (fourteen years ago)
maybe lebron was spying too, a seven-year double-agent gathering info in cleveland, finally called back to the motherland
Thanks
― Cunga, Friday, 9 July 2010 07:03 (fourteen years ago)
i find it amusing that Dan Gilbert accused LeBron of quitting in the Finals. so basically, you put in a hefty effort to resign a guy who you claim didn't give max effort in the Finals to a long term max deal?
SOUR GRAPES ASSHOLE.
srsly Dan Gilbert=the Todd Van Poppel of owners....
― spidermark, Friday, 9 July 2010 07:09 (fourteen years ago)
http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/2010/07/08/the-lebron-decision/
― mookieproof, Friday, 9 July 2010 08:09 (fourteen years ago)
so anticipating this column
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 08:11 (fourteen years ago)
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa84/Osiris1084/nwoheat-1.jpg
― moullet, Friday, 9 July 2010 08:20 (fourteen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/THEDECISION-1.png
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Friday, 9 July 2010 08:53 (fourteen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v640/jdl22/miamidouche.gif
― moullet, Friday, 9 July 2010 09:48 (fourteen years ago)
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Friday, July 9, 2010 2:02 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 09:49 (fourteen years ago)
you know I've been thinking about this and I really like the decision.
-shows bron is not really interested in continuing the 'next michael jordan narrative' but more interested in the 'next magic johnson narrative'-the 'next michael jordan' narrative is tiring and has ruined the last 15 years of NBA basketball-bron took less money and possibly less endorsement money to do this-bron has always seemed less of a crunch time guy and more interested in being a distributor-gonna start an over/under on how many days left spoelstra has to live
― like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Friday, 9 July 2010 10:27 (fourteen years ago)
-bron took less money and possibly less endorsement money to do this
i dunno
― moullet, Friday, 9 July 2010 10:39 (fourteen years ago)
but 100% w/ u on the MJ thing
― moullet, Friday, 9 July 2010 10:40 (fourteen years ago)
and again, I realize this is more for the other thread, but for those who immediately said can't work, no money for good complimentary players, this team is starved for shooters and can't afford any: late last night, heat sign mike miller to 30M contract (basically swapping beasley for miller). Miller is a 9th year, 6'8 guard-forward who has a roughly 14 PPG career average and is 28th all-time as a three-point shooter. He is a great addition, and he'll get a lot more open looks here then he did with the wizards last year. BTW, miller turned down a much bigger offer from the clippers to sign with miami.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 10:53 (fourteen years ago)
I mean, maybe it won't work, but miami looks like it's making some smart acquisitions/has a sensible plan to round out the team.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 11:02 (fourteen years ago)
what about the center daniel
haslem will resign?
― moullet, Friday, 9 July 2010 11:08 (fourteen years ago)
hey this is great and all but maybe if lbj is more interested in being a "distributor" he should not approve a 1-hour tv special about how he's the best player and we should all wait to see see where he goes.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 July 2010 11:26 (fourteen years ago)
wow, so the heat signing miller indicates all of wade/bron/bosh is taking a good amount less--this is getting into some weird territory and i wonder what the player's union has to say.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 July 2010 11:27 (fourteen years ago)
not sure about center (joel anthony?)
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 11:32 (fourteen years ago)
mike miller is the defitnive signal that lebron will be a point guard IM SUPER HAPPY
― moullet, Friday, 9 July 2010 11:38 (fourteen years ago)
miller's salary equals beasley's.
why would it be a union issue? Players can (and have) taken less to surround themselves with better talent.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 11:49 (fourteen years ago)
http://cgi.ebay.com/Hey-LEBRON-JAMES-T-SHIRT-jersey-basketball-cavs-LARGE-/120593701907?cmd=ViewItem&pt=US_CSA_MC_Shirts&hash=item1c13f1dc13
I'd seriously LOL at anybody I saw wearing this.
― spidermark, Friday, 9 July 2010 12:08 (fourteen years ago)
that letter is still on the internet. like how has david stern not fined him $50,000 already and yelled at an intern to take it off the site?
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Friday, 9 July 2010 13:24 (fourteen years ago)
even tho i wake this morning hating the nba a little more than i did b4, i take some comfort in the fact that a lot of knicks fans feel fucked over for not getting lebron.
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Friday, 9 July 2010 13:28 (fourteen years ago)
Man, I feel bad for the Bulls, if MJ's shadow is so long that no superstar wants the pressure of playing for the team 10+ years after he retired.
― jaymc, Friday, 9 July 2010 13:48 (fourteen years ago)
http://trueslant.com/level/files/2010/07/lebron-gonejpg-d7728841873976bb_large.jpg
― Re Donk Chong (brownie), Friday, 9 July 2010 13:55 (fourteen years ago)
sabes que, one risible media special aside, i can't hate lebron at all. i mean if i had a chance to play on a potentially all-time team with my buds and be like magic johnson, who wouldn't do that? feel like either this or chicago woulda been obvious title picks had he gone there. from the whole alpha dog angle, a little surprised bulls weren't a bigger player for him considering he can step in and be the clear-cut #1 and possibly take the bulls to a celtics-lakers level of all-time franchises.
tambien, i should be used to the venom of internet trolls, but i'm legit actually a little disgusted with the amount of vitriol he's getting. i can understand cavs fans feeling gutted because their team is now at minimum 20 wins worse, but they can only rly blame cavs management for not putting the right pieces around him. i mean at no point in his career did bron ever have a top 20-25 player with him and it's p much a prerequisite to have a secondary/tertiary star to win the title in the nba. knicks fans being pissed is just lols 4 me.
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Friday, 9 July 2010 14:01 (fourteen years ago)
http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd120/hipsterrunoff/photographs/hro/0a00d75e.jpg
― ice cr?m, Friday, 9 July 2010 14:08 (fourteen years ago)
i don't think you can overestimate how much good will was destroyed by "one risible media special"
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 July 2010 14:18 (fourteen years ago)
oh it's definitely a dick move, potentially all-time dick move, i just don't think he should be forced to wear a scarlet D (for "Dick" obv) 4 the rest of his life (until he starts slapping strippers in south beach or something god i don't know).
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Friday, 9 July 2010 14:19 (fourteen years ago)
cleves a shit org who couldnt find a legit allstar in 7 years, leave absolutely; but this miami move/team/tv special is just no cool, brons a pussy DRAMA KING JAMES
― ice cr?m, Friday, 9 July 2010 14:20 (fourteen years ago)
if he were real wouldve gone to chi or ny
― ice cr?m, Friday, 9 July 2010 14:22 (fourteen years ago)
if he were real wouldve gone to olympiacos
― moullet, Friday, 9 July 2010 14:28 (fourteen years ago)
bron has 'european style' -charles oakley
― ice cr?m, Friday, 9 July 2010 14:29 (fourteen years ago)
It will be interesting to see how these guys hold themselves on the court when they're blowing out teams like the Wizards, Bobcats, etc. If it's more of the choreographed bullshit celebrations that Lebron's famous for then they will be rightly hated. But if Wade's influence wins out and they go out and play some beautiful basketball with workman-like attitudes, then they should win a lot of folks back.
― Moreno, Friday, 9 July 2010 14:30 (fourteen years ago)
all heat games will be televised in SAP and sweet georgia brown-o-vision with 3d red white and blue ball effects
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Friday, 9 July 2010 14:32 (fourteen years ago)
wade is older than bosh/lebron no? and he is a champ
i'm expecting him not being the ALPHA DOG. but i SEE IN MY DREAMS he sometimes coming from nowhere and slapping lebron or bosh "hey moron, pay attention" attitude
― moullet, Friday, 9 July 2010 14:36 (fourteen years ago)
― jaymc, Friday, July 9, 2010 9:48 AM
http://www.andrerieutranslations.com/images/violin123.jpg
― am0n, Friday, 9 July 2010 14:37 (fourteen years ago)
man I am all aboard this traveling wilburys band super jet express streamlined wagon it is pulling away from the space station get on while you still can next stop the MOON
― like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Friday, 9 July 2010 14:50 (fourteen years ago)
i think the biggest question around all of this....will hipsters be the first ones to get bosh miami jerseys??
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Friday, 9 July 2010 14:55 (fourteen years ago)
jadande LeBron in 07 Finals got a 6.2 RT @slmandel LeBron's decision got a higher TV rating (7.3) than 95% of actual NBA games (via @chengelis)
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Friday, 9 July 2010 16:12 (fourteen years ago)
m bison with the truthbomb
one of the best players in the game is supposed to magically forge a championship out of a team that can't put it together with him? let the man get a damn ring imo
― les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 9 July 2010 16:30 (fourteen years ago)
and yeah the espn thing is gauce but newsflash we live in a time when the more gauche you are the more paid you get
anybody here trying to get less paid than they can't, beside sad indie rock fuckers? ok then
― les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 9 July 2010 16:31 (fourteen years ago)
OTM^billion
the levels of LeBron hate circulating amongst my Boston-based Facebook friends is really, really hilarious, because basically it's all just early capitulation
― "Don't forget to bring a juggalo towel!" (HI DERE), Friday, 9 July 2010 16:33 (fourteen years ago)
i think the anger is far less about the decision itself and far more about the way he conducted himself through the process, culminating with last night's embarrassing spectacle.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 16:35 (fourteen years ago)
I don't think it's particularly fair to blame a dude who has been told for his entire professional career and for several years leading up to it while he was in high school that he was the most important, critical and vital basketball player in the league for behaving as if he was the most important, critical and vital player in the league.
― "Don't forget to bring a juggalo towel!" (HI DERE), Friday, 9 July 2010 16:37 (fourteen years ago)
it's not the decision itself but they way he did it that makes him a dick. newsflash just cause things are how they are doesn't mean people shouldn't find it unseemly.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 9 July 2010 16:37 (fourteen years ago)
xps
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 9 July 2010 16:38 (fourteen years ago)
at any rate, all dude did was talk to some teams and schedule a press conference; the sports media were the ones who went on an insane LEBRONWATCH 2010 and COUNTDOWN TO LEBRON NEVAR FORGET )07/08/10 bender
― "Don't forget to bring a juggalo towel!" (HI DERE), Friday, 9 July 2010 16:39 (fourteen years ago)
no he didn't. he let his hometown team twist in the wind, plus a few others. he by all accounts lied about when he made his decision, and didn't let the cavs know until minutes before telling the world. he didn't schedule a press conference; he scheduled an hour long prime time special.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 9 July 2010 16:41 (fourteen years ago)
I dunno, I'm bummed that he left Cleveland. He represented the best chance to win a championship. I'll be rooting against him now but I'm a pretty homer though.
― Re Donk Chong (brownie), Friday, 9 July 2010 16:42 (fourteen years ago)
thought you wouldn't take this kind of position tbqh.
i think it's ok to blame people for losing all perspective. i think it's also ok to blame people for causing an entire city to gather and watch primetime television so they can hear him say "fuck you"
also btw that wasn't a "press conference" because those usually include more members of the press than jim fucking gray
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 July 2010 16:42 (fourteen years ago)
pretty BIG homer (although the original post is true)
― Re Donk Chong (brownie), Friday, 9 July 2010 16:43 (fourteen years ago)
let me just say this once more: what he did last night was LITERALLY UNPRECEDENTED in the history of american pro sports.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 July 2010 16:43 (fourteen years ago)
I didn't watch it but you guys are actually cementing my opinion that the entire thing was super funny
― "Don't forget to bring a juggalo towel!" (HI DERE), Friday, 9 July 2010 16:44 (fourteen years ago)
So, who is more hated after the initial wave of "FUCK YOU LEBRONIDICT ARNOLD!" dies down:
Kobe,LeBron, orMark Cuban?
― Official Cheese-Filled Snack of NASCAR since 2002 (B.L.A.M.), Friday, 9 July 2010 16:44 (fourteen years ago)
yeah dan it's funny if you don't care about:
1) the cavs2) the knicks3) the bulls4) the nba
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 July 2010 16:45 (fourteen years ago)
which is fine!
i understand why ppl find it funny, as long as they can understand why other ppl don't really find it funny
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 July 2010 16:46 (fourteen years ago)
yeah. he certainly "has been told for his entire professional career and for several years leading up to it while he was in high school that he was the most important, critical and vital basketball player in the league," but he had a life -- and, presumably, a sense of propriety and manners -- before all that fawning.
btw, the notion that "the more gauce you are the more you get paid" has its limits. i think it will be a looonnnngggg time before lebron james can restore his image (if ever, i kind of hope he embraces the "bad guy" role), and get the kind of endorsements he expected to get.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 16:47 (fourteen years ago)
at the end of the day, the "point" is that there are plenty of ways he could have let himself out of cleveland with some semblance of class, and he didn't care enough to employ any of them.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 July 2010 16:49 (fourteen years ago)
honestly do you guys think that Man On The Street bball fan is as ~shocked~ by this as you all are? pretty sure most ppl just don't give a fuck
kobe bryant RAPED SOMEONE btw
― gbx, Friday, 9 July 2010 16:49 (fourteen years ago)
oh thx, i didn't know that
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 July 2010 16:50 (fourteen years ago)
also note that not once during his hour-long special did he thank the fans of NE Ohiohonestly don't care about Man On The Street unless he's selling corn dogs.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 9 July 2010 16:50 (fourteen years ago)
i think it's less he didn't care and more that he didn't realize how badly this would appear.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 16:50 (fourteen years ago)
i am fully aware that most people don't give a fuck yet i will continue setting the record straight
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 July 2010 16:51 (fourteen years ago)
CAD, i'll be fascinated by heat v. celtics this year (i love both teams, btw)
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 16:52 (fourteen years ago)
i'll be fascinated by heat vs. everybody!
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 July 2010 16:53 (fourteen years ago)
lol. yeah, heat v. cavs, bulls, celtics, lakers, orlando and maybe knicks will be dynamite.
i actually think this will breathe new life and vigor into the NBA. all these storylines!
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 16:54 (fourteen years ago)
dude spent 7 years trying to win with Cleveland with little-to-no support, I can see why someone would succumb to the urge of generating a gigantic "fuck you" response and the fact that everyone everywhere kept feeding into it and giving up-to-the-minute updates on who he was talking to and which teams had just met with him and all of that other nonsense... it was all really really funny!
I haven't followed basketball much in the past 10 years but I do care about the NBA and I was rooting for the Cavs when they picked up LeBron because I was born in that area and I'm 2 degrees of separation away from him, plus the Bulls were my favorite team before the T-Wolves started getting their act together. Nowadays it's hard for me to root for a team because my sentimental favorite has been taken over by assholes (Lakers), my home team is a shambles (T-Wolves) and the team where I live is likable but I am required by upbringing to hate them (Celtics ;_; still <3 Garnett tho), plus Miami is a team I've felt lingering affection towards since the days of Alonzo Mourning so ultimately I am pretty much "yay" on this and basically fuck your assumptions in the eye with a knife.
― "Don't forget to bring a juggalo towel!" (HI DERE), Friday, 9 July 2010 16:54 (fourteen years ago)
cleveland did try (jamison, shaq, mo williams, return of z). it isn't easy to put a top-notch team in place.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 16:55 (fourteen years ago)
so who do the heat play on xmas? the cavs or lakers?
― mayor jingleberries, Friday, 9 July 2010 16:56 (fourteen years ago)
LAKERS.
Miami is a team I've felt lingering affection towards since the days of Alonzo Mourning so ultimately I am pretty much "yay" on this and basically fuck your assumptions in the eye with a knife.
love this.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 16:57 (fourteen years ago)
dude spent 7 years trying to win with Cleveland with little-to-no support, I can see why someone would succumb to the urge of generating a gigantic "fuck you"
Cavs did just about all they could to try to build a winning team around him. LeBron was consulted about and approved all roster moves. They basically allowed his "team" of advisors to have free rein within the organization. Don't really think a "fuck you" was what they had coming to them. More like "thank you".
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 9 July 2010 16:59 (fourteen years ago)
Despite my sadness about the whole thing it will be fun to watch how the Cavs and Heat go about building their teams for next season now that Dan Gilbert has officially gone mental.
― Re Donk Chong (brownie), Friday, 9 July 2010 17:00 (fourteen years ago)
ok, this reminds me why I shouldn't read facebook. warning, the language is raw. from LB's facebook page.
Danny Isaac YOU NIGGERS DONT HAVE A SOUL THIS IS A LESSON TO ALL OF THE WHITE PEOPLE FORCE THEM BACK INTO SLAVERY
hope he gets shitcanned for that one
― spidermark, Friday, 9 July 2010 17:07 (fourteen years ago)
sorry not trying to make assumptions; if you're cool with superstars calling their shots in such an over-the-top way and if you don't think that having two of the top three players on the same team will adversely affect the competitive balance of the league (once the novelty wears off), then yeah cool that's fine.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 July 2010 17:08 (fourteen years ago)
he didn't realize how badly this would appear
He knew. This was supposed to be addressed by his "I'm going to give some of the money to charity" gambit. But, of course, he was vague about any and all details of this piece, and everyone rightly saw it was a clumsy bit of whitewashing and ignored it. If he had been serious, then he would have been tirelessly deflecting attention from himself to whatever the fuck charity he had chosen, making sure the organization got maximum benefit out of it.
― Aimless, Friday, 9 July 2010 17:08 (fourteen years ago)
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, July 9, 2010 11:59 AM (3 minutes ago)
whose fault is this btw? (a: cavs mgmt) i mean rly he's a goddamn kid who is rly talented but he's not the fucking basketball dalai lama, they shoulda acted like grown folks instead acting like lebron was head of their AAU team. and also i don't think ne1 faults the cavs for effort b/c they were pro-active and everything, they were just STUPID in who they went after. consider title-winning players who changed teams via trade 2003-10:garnettallenshaq (good shaq)gasolchaunceyartest
pick two guys and put them on the cavs at some point during bron's run they win a title.
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Friday, 9 July 2010 17:08 (fourteen years ago)
sure, they were stupid, but like you said they should be criticized for giving LeBron TOO MUCH coddling, which doesn't deserve a FUCK YOU from the coddlee.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 9 July 2010 17:15 (fourteen years ago)
thing is that bugs me about this is that the incensed masses who are attacking LeBron aren't even focusing right now on the pretentious one hour special. He's being called out simply because he left the Cavs in the circles i've been in.
there doesn't even have to be a right and wrong side in free agency. LeBron didn't choose the team that drafted him, so why should they bitch when he chooses to leave.
― spidermark, Friday, 9 July 2010 17:19 (fourteen years ago)
yes--it goes without saying that being pissed at him just for leaving is retarded sports talk radio mouthbreathing bullshit, apologies to yr circles spidermark
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 July 2010 17:27 (fourteen years ago)
i totally think this whole build up and tv special shit was lame as fuck. but i watched it, i'll watch this freaky team down there too, as will so many others. the NBA as a whole has been sorta a joke for awhile now, so non of this surprises me. the NBA where lame shit happens and we still watch it.
― Aerosol, Friday, 9 July 2010 17:34 (fourteen years ago)
i mean fuck , the refs fix games in this league
― Aerosol, Friday, 9 July 2010 17:35 (fourteen years ago)
Yeah, but LeBron raped a city. A city.
― Official Cheese-Filled Snack of NASCAR since 2002 (B.L.A.M.), Friday, 9 July 2010 17:37 (fourteen years ago)
my position is "if you're a fan of the sport, you care about what takes place on the court/on the field/in the ring." how an athlete goes about his business of making as much money as he possibly can during the pretty damn brief window of time he has to make that money seems like an area in which I want to give any player as much slack as possible. Owners and coaches, they can have thirty year careers if they want. More, even. Lebron James's ankles and knees, fifteen years from now, will not allow him to beat underrated aerosmith albums I have loved in a quarter-mile sprint. He is an idiot if he does anything less than get as much money and glory as he can possibly get. If teams including his home team want to be the places where he does that, they need to get serious about it instead of appealing to bullshit ideas like loyalty and where-you-come-from tropes. If "where you come from" can't be bothered to put together a championship team for a player that literally every team in the league would kill to get, what's that tell you about the team that's asking for your "loyalty"? That they think you're a sucker, that's what. Fans aren't loyal in the abstract; they stop showing up when you suck, unless they're Cub fans; loyalty's a great quality but dumb loyalty is just dumb.
― les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 9 July 2010 17:43 (fourteen years ago)
he's taking less money
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 July 2010 17:44 (fourteen years ago)
the NBA where lame shit happens and we still watch it.
― Aerosol, Friday, July 9, 2010 1:34 PM
new board title
― am0n, Friday, 9 July 2010 17:46 (fourteen years ago)
description rather
― am0n, Friday, 9 July 2010 17:47 (fourteen years ago)
look as much as i think the Heat are favorites now, I don't think they're going to waltz to an 8-peat. the lakers are still the incumbents and well they're going to be tough to beat.
others may disagree, but i find professional sports more entertaining when there's a team with a target on their back. some of the most parity-driven years (while i love parity) lacked the dominant, fun to watch teams, and the 'god why won't someone just beat them teams'.
it just feels like a bigger payoff when someone else pulls off teh upset.
― spidermark, Friday, 9 July 2010 17:48 (fourteen years ago)
nba to go to "NBA Jam" 2 on 2 format, require players to go through head-expansion surgery...
is ur spidey sense tingling
― am0n, Friday, 9 July 2010 17:49 (fourteen years ago)
knicks need to find a way to pick up cp3 and melo next year
― Aerosol, Friday, 9 July 2010 17:50 (fourteen years ago)
If "where you come from" can't be bothered to put together a championship team
^not an accurate statement by any means
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 9 July 2010 17:51 (fourteen years ago)
they tried, shit is not easy. it's no wonder that a small percentage of nba teams hold most of the titles
― Aerosol, Friday, 9 July 2010 17:52 (fourteen years ago)
man knicks were really left holding the bag of shit
― like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Friday, 9 July 2010 17:53 (fourteen years ago)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CqDk4jAv_Y4/TDUYgAwCU4I/AAAAAAAAEr8/ah-fvjFbcpU/s1600/04.jpg
― am0n, Friday, 9 July 2010 17:53 (fourteen years ago)
knicks nets and clippers should merge so they can become... the next indiana pacers
not if he ends up getting a championship - lots of $$$ comes along w/that
― les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 9 July 2010 17:54 (fourteen years ago)
"if"
― am0n, Friday, 9 July 2010 17:55 (fourteen years ago)
then comes the pussy xp
― Aerosol, Friday, 9 July 2010 17:56 (fourteen years ago)
also not really sure about that. salary-wise, the most money was in cleveland. endorsement/media-wise, the most money was in nyc. he's already gonna be so stuffed to the gills with that shit that i'm not sure what $$$ become directly attributable to "winning"
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 July 2010 17:57 (fourteen years ago)
anyway underrated aerosmith, no one begrudges his right to leave, many are questioning the way he left.
I agree w aerosmith about taking money and running if you're a pro athlete, so I respect lbj even more for not locking himself into a max contract before stern collectively rips the players association a new asshole
― like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Friday, 9 July 2010 17:57 (fourteen years ago)
xxxpost is he gonna major in it like michael phelps
― spidermark, Friday, 9 July 2010 17:58 (fourteen years ago)
I agree w aerosmith about dude looking like a lady
― am0n, Friday, 9 July 2010 17:59 (fourteen years ago)
― Aerosol, Friday, 9 July 2010 17:59 (fourteen years ago)
i still think this move is for Bron. Wade already has his ring. and he couldn't get another one after that team was broken apart. he needs Bron as much as Bron needs Wade. it's a romance.
― spidermark, Friday, 9 July 2010 18:01 (fourteen years ago)
^appreciate you not using the term bromance, bro
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 9 July 2010 18:03 (fourteen years ago)
if you're cool with superstars calling their shots in such an over-the-top way and if you don't think that having two of the top three players on the same team will adversely affect the competitive balance of the league (once the novelty wears off), then yeah cool that's fine.
um yeah my favorite team of all time had Jordan, Pippen and Rodman on it and my second favorite had Magic Johnson, James Worthy and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
― "Don't forget to bring a juggalo towel!" (HI DERE), Friday, 9 July 2010 18:08 (fourteen years ago)
the famous catch 22 of basketball (and hell most professional sports, but mostly basketball). basketball should be a 'team' game, not a me game, but oh, you won the title with other superstars, so clearly you are not one cuz you didn't do it all yourself!
― spidermark, Friday, 9 July 2010 18:09 (fourteen years ago)
ok neither of those teams had two of the top 3 players in the league but yes i understand
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 July 2010 18:10 (fourteen years ago)
1) the cavs2) the knicks
hold on cad -- there should be no sympathy anywhere for knicks fans!! sorry
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 18:20 (fourteen years ago)
here is a post i wrote about this, for anyone that is interested http://jordansargent.tumblr.com/post/788919097/on-lebron
ya srsly, the Knicks have always and will always eat a bag of goat dicks
― "Don't forget to bring a juggalo towel!" (HI DERE), Friday, 9 July 2010 18:20 (fourteen years ago)
::shrug:: i don't know any knicks fans; i mean their team is wack but i don't personally hate them
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 July 2010 18:21 (fourteen years ago)
oh poor knicks fans, they got told "fuck you, your franchise is worthless" live on tv :-(
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 18:21 (fourteen years ago)
i think the real unanswered question that will always lurk over this whole thing is this: would lebron have stayed in cleveland if bosh hadn't refused the sign & trade?
fuck the knicks, forever
― max, Friday, 9 July 2010 18:22 (fourteen years ago)
fuck msg, fuck larry dolan
fuck the nba too i guess
good attitude imo
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 18:23 (fourteen years ago)
max really is now the time to buy low on your hometown nets!
J I think that tumblr post is completely OTM
― "Don't forget to bring a juggalo towel!" (HI DERE), Friday, 9 July 2010 18:25 (fourteen years ago)
jordan that is a good post, i p. much agree w/it--i would suggest that one can only have it one way, and lbj thinks he can have it two or three ways. you want to go to miami and play w/buds? fine, cool. but he wants to be one thing to the media w/his "brand" and another thing on the court. that's not how it works.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 July 2010 18:27 (fourteen years ago)
LeBron chose to be different, and in sports, there is no greater sin.
rickywilliamsnodding.gif
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 9 July 2010 18:28 (fourteen years ago)
wikipedia lols
― les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 9 July 2010 18:28 (fourteen years ago)
i would suggest that one can only have it one way
I would suggest that this thinking is what cripples most people from reaching greatness.
― "Don't forget to bring a juggalo towel!" (HI DERE), Friday, 9 July 2010 18:29 (fourteen years ago)
yeah i was thinking a lot about ricky
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 18:30 (fourteen years ago)
I think this is all really exciting and kudos to lebron for not walking in someone elses footsteps
― like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Friday, 9 July 2010 18:40 (fourteen years ago)
ugh reg season still almost 4 mos away
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 9 July 2010 18:44 (fourteen years ago)
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Friday, July 9, 2010 2:23 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
they are no longer my "hometown" nets they are my "adopted town" nets who are "ruining my neighborhood" with their "humongous ugly stadium" so fuck them too
― max, Friday, 9 July 2010 18:50 (fourteen years ago)
i'll watch this freaky team down there too
the heat aren't a freaky team. with a near totally-complete team (they could use a center upgrade, obv). they have penetrators and distributors (wade and lebron), a fearsome post player (bosh), and a shooter (miller). they have very good defenders and rebounders. if pittman (the texas rookie) develops into the huge, tough physical presence in the middle that he can be (6'10, 300 pounds ATM), they'll be complete in the front five. obv., they need a bench, too. but:
STEIN_LINE_HQ PS: If you think Riles can't find quality low-dollar helpers after convincing SuperFriends to not only do this but take pay cuts ... please
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 18:50 (fourteen years ago)
who even likes basketball anyway
― max, Friday, 9 July 2010 18:51 (fourteen years ago)
has this already been posted
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5azn95WZU1qa9hsto1_500.gif
― max, Friday, 9 July 2010 18:52 (fourteen years ago)
hahaha
― "Don't forget to bring a juggalo towel!" (HI DERE), Friday, 9 July 2010 18:53 (fourteen years ago)
lol! also, this:
STEIN_LINE_HQ Going back to topic touched on briefly last night: Riley just moved into West-ian territory. Exec of the Year doesn't begin to describe it ___________________________________STEIN_LINE_HQ I doubted Riles every step of way in '05-06 w/how he built that team, bumped off SVG and then won it all to hush every Heat Hater. Now? Awe ___________________________________STEIN_LINE_HQ Complexities involved in getting three max players to buy in for non-maxes -- which is why Mike Miller is already on way -- is West-ian ___________________________________STEIN_LINE_HQ To repeat comparison: West's 1996 summer (Shaq/Kobe) is the standard. SuperFriends have to win at least three titles to match it, but ...
STEIN_LINE_HQ I doubted Riles every step of way in '05-06 w/how he built that team, bumped off SVG and then won it all to hush every Heat Hater. Now? Awe
STEIN_LINE_HQ Complexities involved in getting three max players to buy in for non-maxes -- which is why Mike Miller is already on way -- is West-ian
STEIN_LINE_HQ To repeat comparison: West's 1996 summer (Shaq/Kobe) is the standard. SuperFriends have to win at least three titles to match it, but ...
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 18:54 (fourteen years ago)
I am not especially media-saturated. I don't have basic cable and don't troll the internet to speak of. If it is true that a bunch of media-types, bloggers and pundits are dissing LBJ as not man enough to "go it alone" and drag a team to a championship by grabbing it in his teeth and pulling hard, then those folks are just stupid douchebags.
Championship teams always have multiple excellent players, and they win by meshing their many talents, at the highest level they are capable of playing. In which case, LBJ is absolutely correct to go to Miami, as the way to maximize his chances for championships. Hell, it might not even work. Great teams lose, too, when there are other great teams in the mix. But it is the best chance he had going, once Wade turned down Chicago.
BTW, Jordan was otm when he cites Kobe's wilderness years in LA, before they assembled better talent and coaching, as evidence that superstars don't win championships with nothing to work with but "killer instincts" and four other guys.
― Aimless, Friday, 9 July 2010 18:59 (fourteen years ago)
miller and bron are bros right? not at all surprised he's coming
also better luck next career Beasley
― like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Friday, 9 July 2010 19:00 (fourteen years ago)
― les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, July 9, 2010 1:43 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i lack context for this move, not really being an nba watcher, (and i agree "The Decision" was gross) but i am inclined to this view. there's something sort of awesome to me about a bunch of really good players deciding to do things on their terms.
i am really sorry, though, brownie! <3
― horseshoe, Friday, 9 July 2010 19:01 (fourteen years ago)
I also feel whatever scrubs Miami signs will be made 100x better just by being in the nutritive and edifying forcefield emitted by James wade and bosh
― like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Friday, 9 July 2010 19:01 (fourteen years ago)
i bet lebron is having eggs benedict for breakfast y because he look like Benedict Arnold
― Re Donk Chong (brownie), Friday, 9 July 2010 19:02 (fourteen years ago)
i also find myself wanting to know what ade thinks.
― horseshoe, Friday, 9 July 2010 19:02 (fourteen years ago)
i imagine a lot of the anger about lebron leaving was the impact on the local economy. how much was his presence in cleveland worth in business to downtown restaurants and bars, retail outlets, hotels, and so forth. i imagine it's a big blow (basing this view on, e.g., stories about lebron's 250M value to the cavs franchise (a different statistic, but you can see how it's related)).
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 19:04 (fourteen years ago)
maybe. lebron james is not an answer to the rust belt's economic troubles and honestly i think most rust belt dwellers have become well aware of that in the last 35 years.
― horseshoe, Friday, 9 July 2010 19:05 (fourteen years ago)
wow, heat working on sign-and-trade with cavs that allows them to get udonis haslem and mike miller.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 19:06 (fourteen years ago)
this team is going to be stacked.
with the cavs???
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 19:08 (fourteen years ago)
oh, for lebron
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 19:09 (fourteen years ago)
udonis haslem is fuming perfect for that teambtw. new pj brown
jordans tumblr post otm btw, I hope this kills the michael Jordan era fucking dead in the NBA
― like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Friday, 9 July 2010 19:10 (fourteen years ago)
yeah udonis will be great on that team as a back up to bosh
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 19:11 (fourteen years ago)
really at this point their big hole is center
article says we're also looking at matt barnes. he's a nice player, too (30 years-old, i think, about 7.5PPG and 4.5RPG).
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 19:11 (fourteen years ago)
yeah, center's a question mark. i know he's not the guy this year (riley doesn't like rookies), but that texas kid may fit perfectly into this team (no need to score; just be big, strong, rebound and take up space).
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 19:12 (fourteen years ago)
steal robin Lopez imo
― like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Friday, 9 July 2010 19:13 (fourteen years ago)
matt barnes is great--incredible how the heat will get these guys while the twolves will spend 20 million bucks on darko, for ex.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 July 2010 19:14 (fourteen years ago)
yeah matt barnes would be good on that team as well
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 19:14 (fourteen years ago)
but honestly almost anybody theysign is going to be punching above their weight, just look at what happened to the c's. just need nine more warm bodies. all they need is an ego manager to steady the ship, can't not see Riley taking over
― like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Friday, 9 July 2010 19:15 (fourteen years ago)
i saw a segment on espn asking if shaq might return to heat!
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 19:17 (fourteen years ago)
can't see it happening. not sure i'd want it to happen.
why don't we just let Miami pick the 15 guys it wants and be done with it. steve nash as 3rd string pg.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 9 July 2010 19:19 (fourteen years ago)
feel like wades professionalism is going to be the anchor for all of this too btw.
― like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Friday, 9 July 2010 19:19 (fourteen years ago)
6. Red Flag No. 2: Wade's second visit with Chicago (the old "I really might do this, look, I'm meeting with them again!" trick) was a textbook reality ploy. Look, I've logged my fair share of reality TV over the years. It's one of my vices, along with gambling, Sour Patch kids, Sly Stallone movies and unprotected sex in hotel saunas. (Fine, I made that last one up.) If I were producing Wade's documentary, I would have told him, "After we meet with the Bulls, let's leak information that you want to meet them a second time, and that you want to be closer to your kids post-divorce, then after the meeting we'll shoot a scene of you walking along Lake Michigan deep in thought like you're deciding what to do. Just trust me. It will be great TV." That's what you do when you fake reality. And that second Chicago meeting sure seemed fake.
as a huge bulls, huge wade fan, huge reality tv hater, that--if actually the case--really pisses me off.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 9 July 2010 19:22 (fourteen years ago)
Shaq at Heat would be wrong. They'd still be a great team with him standing at one end of the floor all night, but why go there?
― Aimless, Friday, 9 July 2010 19:24 (fourteen years ago)
Thiss shit will make fantasy draft a bit different this year
― Aerosol, Friday, 9 July 2010 19:26 (fourteen years ago)
http://twitter.com/darrenrovell1/status/18130918398
― ô_o (Nicole), Friday, 9 July 2010 19:53 (fourteen years ago)
hahahaha
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 19:55 (fourteen years ago)
awesome
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 July 2010 19:56 (fourteen years ago)
see it would've been much better if he had just done that then wrote that letter
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 19:57 (fourteen years ago)
i mean, better for him, obv not better for us
this is some hilarious shit
― "Don't forget to bring a juggalo towel!" (HI DERE), Friday, 9 July 2010 19:57 (fourteen years ago)
― Aerosol, Friday, July 9, 2010 1:50 PM (
http://i47.tinypic.com/260dbb5.gif
― am0n, Friday, 9 July 2010 19:58 (fourteen years ago)
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2010/07/09/sports/CAVS/CAVS-popup.jpg
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 July 2010 20:04 (fourteen years ago)
oh man
I am going to hell
hahahahahahahahahahaha
― "Don't forget to bring a juggalo towel!" (HI DERE), Friday, 9 July 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago)
alright that's gonna make my cry
*bookmarks*
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago)
people doing bad things to grandmothers are the worst people ever!
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 20:06 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.hotelchatter.com/files/1425/lebronjameswsouthebeach.jpg
― spidermark, Friday, 9 July 2010 20:10 (fourteen years ago)
http://givemetherock.com/images/heat/pat_riley_magneto.jpg
― Re Donk Chong (brownie), Friday, 9 July 2010 20:21 (fourteen years ago)
happier times
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/images/12/04/cavs-fans.jpg
― spidermark, Friday, 9 July 2010 20:23 (fourteen years ago)
holy shit that is my favorite sign ever, the one on the right
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 20:26 (fourteen years ago)
http://blog.cleveland.com/sports/2007/10/lebron_sign.jpg
― am0n, Friday, 9 July 2010 20:28 (fourteen years ago)
UHHHHHHHHHHHH
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 20:28 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/cavs-reaction-lebron.jpg
― am0n, Friday, 9 July 2010 20:29 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.mensspot.com/wp-content/uploads/cleveland-news-upset-fans.jpg
― spidermark, Friday, 9 July 2010 20:32 (fourteen years ago)
OH SHIT GUYS now that Lebronapalooza is over I just realized there's an impending financial depression. Jeez hope it's not too late for me to sit around and do nothing about it.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 9 July 2010 20:35 (fourteen years ago)
nah, just go see a mets game
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 July 2010 20:37 (fourteen years ago)
omg at this email to bill simmons
City: ClevelandName: PaulI'm 25 years old. I'm about to re-enlist for another tour overseas with the Army. I have an idea of what matters and what doesn't.
But this still hurts. Nothing stings worse than when one of your own rips your heart out. Not like this ...
Maybe I should do what's best for me and get out of the Army. Unfortunately, loyalty is driving me to do one more tour.
LeBron knows nothing of that word.
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 20:38 (fourteen years ago)
*gets arm blown off*
YEAH HOW ABOUT THAT LEBRON?????
http://www.enduringvision.com/news/images/sports_060209.png
― spidermark, Friday, 9 July 2010 20:46 (fourteen years ago)
have to disagree with most of this.
sports is theater. the actions of the games are paramount, but it's the personalities, rivalries and storylines that make people care about it more than ballet -- and make it more lucrative.
lebron played seven years in cleveland and now he had a choice of doing whatever he wanted to do, which is v. v. rare in sports and awesome. he could have gotten the max contract wherever he went (slightly more to stay in cleveland), so i don't think money was really the issue. (also, we're not talking about earl campbell here -- i think he'll do okay in a quarter-mile sprint in 15 years.) it's actually pretty cool that he has buddies and they want to win together and that they defied expectations to do that.
but he lost track of the storyline. he may be a wonderful player, beautiful to watch, but there's more to being a star than that. sports is a theater that values "character" and "doing things the right way." if you're good enough, you don't have to follow those rules, but you have to expect being shit on for it.
to take another miami-area athlete -- does it really matter that much if hanley ramirez doesn't run out every ground ball? maybe once or twice a season. but it's a slap in the face of the marlins' fans, who think that for $20M a year, running out grounders isn't too much to ask. it's a crack in the myth that sports means more than just being an enormous money machine.
lebron and a-rod and marian hossa and ilya kovalchuk and brett favre can do whatever they want and have to weigh money vs. winning vs. personal comfort (fuck playing for james dolan no matter how good the team/$ is tbh). but how you do it matters a lot. and turning that decision into the manufactured drama of a television show with the sole apparent attempt of telling your hometown fans, who are far far less fortunate than you, to gtfo, is not a good way to do it.
the cavs' owner can go suck it. but toying with yr fans is never agl.
― mookieproof, Friday, 9 July 2010 20:50 (fourteen years ago)
sorry but we didn't fight the British Crown so that LeBron could gallivant on South Beach.
::pushes aside uneaten plate of tear soaked pierogies::
― Re Donk Chong (brownie), Friday, 9 July 2010 20:51 (fourteen years ago)
In other news, Earnest Byner has finally deemed it safe to exit the cave.....
― spidermark, Friday, 9 July 2010 20:53 (fourteen years ago)
the thing is, it is still kind of hilarious
― "Don't forget to bring a juggalo towel!" (HI DERE), Friday, 9 July 2010 20:58 (fourteen years ago)
i mean we could just go for it and get into a "why ppl take sports seriously" discussion
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 July 2010 21:00 (fourteen years ago)
what lebron did on TV was pretty shitty, and his interview was really callous and unfeeling -- but beyond that, he was just being a person
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 21:01 (fourteen years ago)
::throws half eaten polish boy at Hi Dere::
― Re Donk Chong (brownie), Friday, 9 July 2010 21:02 (fourteen years ago)
Sorry brownie ;_;
― "Don't forget to bring a juggalo towel!" (HI DERE), Friday, 9 July 2010 21:02 (fourteen years ago)
am having trouble with "just being a person"
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 July 2010 21:04 (fourteen years ago)
keep forgetting that dude is 25--i freak out when i have to decide what im going to do on friday night--choosing what team to play for? id probably let pat riley intimidate me too
― max, Friday, 9 July 2010 21:04 (fourteen years ago)
i mean in terms of leaving cleveland -- he wasn't owned by the city
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 21:05 (fourteen years ago)
it's the "DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT LOYALTY" thing that really rings hollow to me
they tanked for him and and then won a draw of ping-pong balls! i'm not saying they should feel lucky, but...
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 21:06 (fourteen years ago)
yeah i think we can separate cleveland the team from cleveland the fanbase in terms of who exactly is getting fucked over
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 July 2010 21:07 (fourteen years ago)
it's hard to reconcile, it really is, and i treat my chosen athletes as gods as much as the sports fan with the worst perspective but...
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 21:08 (fourteen years ago)
reading your ... as going into "the resulting pussy stubble" and just on the edge of my seat for the next clause
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 July 2010 21:09 (fourteen years ago)
aw, it's ok. I still have my Kosar fathead to see me through.
::throws half eaten fathead at Hi Dere::
― Re Donk Chong (brownie), Friday, 9 July 2010 21:09 (fourteen years ago)
you'll always have bernie!
― horseshoe, Friday, 9 July 2010 21:09 (fourteen years ago)
sort of
omg that was a LONG time ago!
― ghee hee hee (La Lechera), Friday, 9 July 2010 21:10 (fourteen years ago)
:D
― Re Donk Chong (brownie), Friday, 9 July 2010 21:15 (fourteen years ago)
:'D
if only NE OH could find a way to care about DEVO it would be so much happier
― ghee hee hee (La Lechera), Friday, 9 July 2010 21:19 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/pat-riley-12th-annual-elton-john-aids-foundation-oscar-party-co-hosted-by-in-style-arrivals-0JZ93S.jpg
"I just signed Mark Mothersbaugh to play the in game music"
― Re Donk Chong (brownie), Friday, 9 July 2010 21:25 (fourteen years ago)
this is great
http://images.visualeditors.com/apple/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/100709lebronnydailynewsfront.jpg
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 21:39 (fourteen years ago)
anyway, Lebron wants to win a championship. He made the right decision by going but he did it all wrong (lol butthurt etc). The team the Cavs have right now, given that they'll have time to gel next season, would contend but it's nothing like where he's going.
I'm looking forward to next season tbh to see how it plays out.
― Re Donk Chong (brownie), Friday, 9 July 2010 21:42 (fourteen years ago)
lol, that daily news cover nicely completes the obnoxious displays over the past few days.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 21:44 (fourteen years ago)
would like Snrub to check in and say he's still alive tho
― Re Donk Chong (brownie), Friday, 9 July 2010 21:48 (fourteen years ago)
yeah i'm a little worried tbh
― horseshoe, Friday, 9 July 2010 21:52 (fourteen years ago)
was he really emotionally invested in lebron's return?
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 21:53 (fourteen years ago)
lol when i saw MY SPY FOR YOUR SPY i thought it referred to dwade's recruiting trips at first
― mookieproof, Friday, 9 July 2010 21:53 (fourteen years ago)
lol Cleveland sports talker today said that this was planned in '08 during the Olympics.
TWO YEARS MALICE AFORETHOUGHT
― Re Donk Chong (brownie), Friday, 9 July 2010 22:11 (fourteen years ago)
god the fathead thing is true
http://www.fathead.com/nba/cleveland-cavaliers/lebron-james/
― Re Donk Chong (brownie), Friday, 9 July 2010 22:17 (fourteen years ago)
oh man there is a Fathead chat window that pops up
― Re Donk Chong (brownie), Friday, 9 July 2010 22:19 (fourteen years ago)
local sportstalk here (with LeCharles Bentley!) (click on the Kenny Rhoda/Bentley link).
get the pulse of the city if you can stand for more than 5 minutes
http://www.espncleveland.com/
― Re Donk Chong (brownie), Friday, 9 July 2010 22:21 (fourteen years ago)
caller just compared this to the Sixth Sense
don't click
― Re Donk Chong (brownie), Friday, 9 July 2010 22:29 (fourteen years ago)
lol guys spike lee is so madd
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago)
STEIN_LINE_HQ Something tells me Lakers won't mind that Miami and Chicago are snapping up all these free agents and keeping them out of West
lol, yeah! this is all part of the lakers MASTER PLAN.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 22:49 (fourteen years ago)
um, something tells me that the lakers def aren't minding this
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 22:50 (fourteen years ago)
really? as opposed to keeping the top tier free agents on different competitors' teams?
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 22:51 (fourteen years ago)
they're much better off than if, say, lebron and wade stayed with cleveland and miami, respectively, and bosh went to new york.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 22:52 (fourteen years ago)
'dont worry abt that dudes refs will jus call 21 fouls lol'
― ice cr?m, Friday, 9 July 2010 22:53 (fourteen years ago)
lol. lakers will be happy to know that miami may go after Zydrunas Ilgauskas
SamAmicoNBA Another Cav defection? Don't be surprised if LeBron recruits Zydrunas Ilgauskas to join the Heat.
i'm ambivalent about this one, but it could be okay.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 22:54 (fourteen years ago)
naw dude is so cooked, forget abt him
― ice cr?m, Friday, 9 July 2010 22:55 (fourteen years ago)
yeah. problem is that we only have so much money left. i really think joel anthony might be servicable for a year.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 22:56 (fourteen years ago)
our minor moves so far have been really schrewd, i think (miller and haslem (whose return may be imminent))
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 22:57 (fourteen years ago)
miller isn't exactly a minor move
and zydrunas sucks balls
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 22:58 (fourteen years ago)
if they heat sign zydrunas to go along with bosh & haslem they'd have 3 big men who can't guard anyone and would get destroyed by gasol
yeah, you're right about miller.
chicago's added some solid players, too. it's a very good eastern conference (e.g., celtics, magic, heat, bulls)
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 22:58 (fourteen years ago)
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Friday, July 9, 2010 6:58 PM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
not exactly a minor move when yr 7'4"
― ice cr?m, Friday, 9 July 2010 22:59 (fourteen years ago)
well, yeah, center's an issue. but who's available at the moment, via free agency or likely via trade?
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 23:00 (fourteen years ago)
please don't say shaq.
i have no idea
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago)
another great post
http://joeposnanski.si.com/2010/07/09/crazy-owners-and-second-bananas/
no way shaq is coming back, not with his history with wade and lebron
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 23:02 (fourteen years ago)
tellin' you, i dig this draft pick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCZryTYGp6E&feature=related
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 23:04 (fourteen years ago)
daniel he can be good but he's EXTREMELY out of shape and had foul trouble issues even at texas -- he's not coming in and contributing significantly at all right away, ESPECIALLY with the way riley views rookies
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 23:05 (fourteen years ago)
and he's still gonna have to learn how to play basketball as well -- at college he could use his size, in the nba he's gonna be facing people that know how to defend and are just as big as him
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 23:07 (fourteen years ago)
oh, i totally agree. the idea here is that he's a good bet for the heat, which has an outstanding conditioning program (see, e.g., what they did for ike austin). with that type of intense training, he could be a great fit.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 23:08 (fourteen years ago)
yeah he could be a really good center, but not for next year, at least until MAYBE the second half
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 23:09 (fourteen years ago)
the point is that we don't need a centerpiece center, so to speak. we have plenty of scorers and, obv., bosh. i think we need a huge physical presence at center to clear space and give the team more toughness. pittman has the raw tools to do that, i think, tho he is a work-in-progress.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 July 2010 23:09 (fourteen years ago)
well they can't get a centerpiece center, but they need SOMEONE who can defend
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 23:11 (fourteen years ago)
big physical centers don't clear space btw, they take it up
i.e. the problem with shaq last year
lol they played a radio caller from miami saying "after 9 years we finally get restitution on the state of ohio for stealing a national championship from us"
OTM
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 23:19 (fourteen years ago)
craggs can be a piece of shit at time but he was made for posts like this
http://deadspin.com/5583152/counterpoint-lebron-james-is-not-a-cocksucker
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 23:22 (fourteen years ago)
at times*
still rolling @ ike austin=PROOF
miami didn't keep shaq in shape. how do you explain that???
― tremendoid, Friday, 9 July 2010 23:25 (fourteen years ago)
oh yeah didn't he badmouth riles on his way out? or was it just svg
― tremendoid, Friday, 9 July 2010 23:26 (fourteen years ago)
svg and wade
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 23:28 (fourteen years ago)
yeah i mean
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 23:29 (fourteen years ago)
the bron/wade/bosh welcome party is on espn news
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 23:30 (fourteen years ago)
http://twitter.com/PDcavsinsider/status/18153798141
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 July 2010 23:33 (fourteen years ago)
>:O
― Re Donk Chong (brownie), Friday, 9 July 2010 23:38 (fourteen years ago)
Fathead Sports Team News:Decision 2010: James leaves Cleveland behindLeBron joins Wade, Bosh in South BeachCavs owner: LeBron's signing "selfish" and "cowardly betrayal"Former Kentucky, NBA center Turpin found deadSpeculation building on LeBron's decisionESPN sells its soul for James storyLeBron reportedly to announce decision Thursday in primetimeJames wields unprecedented power, takes Knicks for a ride
― i'm gonna need a +1 so me & a friend can kick you in the balls (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 July 2010 23:57 (fourteen years ago)
Former Kentucky, NBA center Turpin found dead
o damn, DINNER BELL MEL
rip
― Re Donk Chong (brownie), Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:02 (fourteen years ago)
yikes, rip.
no-one could.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:14 (fourteen years ago)
haha, you dont have to tell me. he only gets in shape so he can stick it to his prior team who got rid of him for getting fat, rinse repeat
― tremendoid, Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:26 (fourteen years ago)
to be fair, though, o'neal is -- what -- top five centers of all-time? he's damn good.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:30 (fourteen years ago)
oh yeah! through it all, i want to see his jersey hanging in the staples center, sports love indeed. needs to do right by shaunie tho slutty bastard
― tremendoid, Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:30 (fourteen years ago)
yep. i hated him as a laker. i hated riley as a laker and a knick. (i'm an old celtics fan).
but i learned to love them both.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:32 (fourteen years ago)
In re: dex pitman. It usually takes about five or six seasons to make an NBA center out of a draft pick. The great ones can get there in about three seasons.
― Aimless, Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:46 (fourteen years ago)
he doesn't need to be "great," or even complete. he needs to keep losing weight, keep gaining strength, and be a force in the middle. there's really no place for a high-scoring center on the heat right now.
but yes, he needs time to develop.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 10 July 2010 00:49 (fourteen years ago)
THIS ENTRANCE HAS BEEN TOTALLY LIKE WRESTLING
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:07 (fourteen years ago)
bron introduced first
bron is hamming it up
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:08 (fourteen years ago)
this is completely ridiculous in every fashion
love it. CLASSY.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:09 (fourteen years ago)
foxsportsflorida.com was streaming this because it's not on local tv and their server crashed
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:10 (fourteen years ago)
the people who work for and around this previously dreadful team are just openly ejaculating in their pants
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:12 (fourteen years ago)
HAHA THEY ARE GETTING KEYS TO THE CITY
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:13 (fourteen years ago)
yeah, i'm seeing it on the heat's official website.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:13 (fourteen years ago)
every politician in the city is up there mugging
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:14 (fourteen years ago)
none of them have ever heard of the heat before.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:15 (fourteen years ago)
i think they're chanting "BEAT LA"
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:15 (fourteen years ago)
it might be "DJ KHALED" tho for all i know
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:16 (fourteen years ago)
well, I'm chanting BEAT LA
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:16 (fourteen years ago)
"the best trio ever to play the game of basketball"
- dwyane wade
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:17 (fourteen years ago)
haslem is in the front row cheering, so that might be an indication of things to come
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:18 (fourteen years ago)
"it feels right to wear this uniform. every night we're gonna make the world know that the heat is back."
- lebron
bosh has braces
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:19 (fourteen years ago)
yeah, it's BEAT LA
wallacesports How high are expectations? Fans already chanting "Beat LA" at rally.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:19 (fourteen years ago)
bosh is a fucking ham too
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:20 (fourteen years ago)
riles is just laying back
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:21 (fourteen years ago)
IraHeatBeat Wade called partnership: "Arguably the best trio that ever played the game of basketball." Calls are out to Magic-Worthy-Kareem and others.
yeah! like the 80s celtics. THAT IS OUTRAGEOUS WADE.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:21 (fourteen years ago)
zo & hardaway kickin it
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:23 (fourteen years ago)
tonight so far
"the dynasthree""arguably the best trio ever to play basketball"- keys to south beach, miami, as well as the county itself
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:24 (fourteen years ago)
wade talking about looking forward to every game vs lebron, now has to look forward to every practice
"once the game starts, it's gonna be easy"
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:25 (fourteen years ago)
yeah, i think that's right. a lot of talent there.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:26 (fourteen years ago)
"with me and wade running the wing, pat could come back and play like he did in his kentucky days. just throw it up there and we'll get it"
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:26 (fourteen years ago)
lebron says he wants to win 8+ championships
"not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, not six, not seven..."
"this team here is gonna be built on sacrifice"
both wade and bosh have said "we're about business"
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:27 (fourteen years ago)
"that's the only reason i'm here"
bron on winning
so much for bringing his talents to SOUTH BEACH
"like a video game"
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:28 (fourteen years ago)
lol they're embracing their inner bad-guys, which is exactly what they should do.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:28 (fourteen years ago)
they're not lacking for confidence that's for sure
DJ IRIE DROPS "I GOTTA FEELING"
DROPPING BOMBS
i must be watching on tape delay, but: PLEASE SHUFFLE THE POLITICIANS OFF-STAGE
oh, it's pepe diaz! well now. . .
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:29 (fourteen years ago)
the three of them look as awkward as can be imagined for being put on a stage in front of 15k people with "i gotta feeling" playing
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:29 (fourteen years ago)
everyone was referring to them as "the three kings" so we'll see if that one sticks
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:30 (fourteen years ago)
if they r the 3 kings doesn;t that mean BIG BABY JESUS IS AWAY IN A MANGER WAITIN 4 HIS PRESENTS???
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:38 (fourteen years ago)
orwade - TIbron - bun bbosh - slim thug
i feel sorry for whoever's got to guard both of us
-- wade
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:38 (fourteen years ago)
i want to know which one is mark wahlberg
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:38 (fourteen years ago)
mario chalmers obv = ice cube
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:39 (fourteen years ago)
bosh is spike jonze
wade is clooney, bron gets wahlberg
waht
big city business is beyond me
― Re Donk Chong (brownie), Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:47 (fourteen years ago)
this was a pre-title party
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:47 (fourteen years ago)
i guess in some respects the heat did win something
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:48 (fourteen years ago)
currently calling old girlfriends becuz
― Re Donk Chong (brownie), Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:48 (fourteen years ago)
wondering
― Re Donk Chong (brownie), Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:49 (fourteen years ago)
Jordan, another link to your blog pleez
(serious)
― Re Donk Chong (brownie), Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:51 (fourteen years ago)
^drunk, me
fyi
― Re Donk Chong (brownie), Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:54 (fourteen years ago)
http://jordansargent.tumblr.com/post/788919097/on-lebron
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 July 2010 01:54 (fourteen years ago)
― Re Donk Chong (brownie), Saturday, 10 July 2010 02:01 (fourteen years ago)
so uhm has to suck to be a nets fan now.
twitter greatest hits
tampatruth: @thebiglead what is the over under on days Lebron would have lived before the Russian mob whacked him if he had screwed the Nets like cleve
SPORTEODIE: RT @jayz since lebron did not pic the nets, he is no longer a candidate for our 2011 illuminati intake!
captainflykicks: No lebron, dwade, bosh or even damn david lee for nj nets. Tanked ur season 4 nuthin dumfuks. #aintdatabitch
DaveDotWilliams: Fuck a lebron jersey because we on to the next one #nets
Joey_Kaufman: Mikhail Prokhorov and the Nets' response to missing out on LeBron...spending $75 million on Tyrus Thomas and Travis Outlaw. Ouch.
dmvDon: Stephen A Smith says LeBron is signing a 5 yr deal w/ an opt out after 3. The Nets move to Brooklyn in 2 yrs. Things to think about...
Densuo: @IamDutchBlunted prokorohv, the nets owner, said it best, this will "diminish the brand" of LeBron. Peeps say he's the new Pippen
redjor: @altjm FAKE, JayZ pese a ser muy amigo de LeBron no le trajo a los Nets, asi que ni idolo, ni NADA
― spidermark, Saturday, 10 July 2010 02:51 (fourteen years ago)
"I'm confident in the direction the Knicks are going and Amare is the first step that enables us to possibly get LeBron or Carmelo next year or sign-and-trade with Chris Paul or Tony Parker, so we got cap room," the film director said. "Amare is not the only thing we are going to do. We are not even done yet. We still got a lot of spots to fill on the roster. We got plenty of time."
― benedict lebron james arnold (brownie), Saturday, 10 July 2010 02:55 (fourteen years ago)
guarantee you spike is courtside at bk brawlers games within 4 years of them being in the city
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 July 2010 02:56 (fourteen years ago)
We got plenty of time
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,891429,00.html
― benedict lebron james arnold (brownie), Saturday, 10 July 2010 03:04 (fourteen years ago)
on judgment day spikes gonna be petitionin st. peter for 1-2 more seasons
― spidermark, Saturday, 10 July 2010 03:06 (fourteen years ago)
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/db/fullj.32be44e72ceeeaa775c574f08f69d93f/32be44e72ceeeaa775c574f08f69d93f-getty-102526428db017_miami_heat_i.jpg
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 July 2010 03:41 (fourteen years ago)
it's hard to look at these photos and not feel like you're looking at one of those photoshops
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/6e/fullj.b4f236ec2aad2c3acec61847a5ce19f3/b4f236ec2aad2c3acec61847a5ce19f3-getty-102526428ms019_miami_heat_i.jpg
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 July 2010 03:42 (fourteen years ago)
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/b2/fullj.6701bea6d9bc40b8e179a2c4822d28e6/6701bea6d9bc40b8e179a2c4822d28e6-getty-102526428db006_miami_heat_i.jpg
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 July 2010 03:44 (fourteen years ago)
awww bron and bosh are matching!!! <3
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Saturday, 10 July 2010 04:04 (fourteen years ago)
whoa those pics are a mindfuck
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 10 July 2010 04:06 (fourteen years ago)
i think im beginning to like them now, they are such pals!!!! it is like watching three lions hi 5 before devouring gazelles
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Saturday, 10 July 2010 04:08 (fourteen years ago)
lol knew hater-in-chief would go hard, takes gilbert down too:http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news;_ylt=AiSbvKY3p_X9kGsMFba0fWS8vLYF?slug=aw-lebrondecision070910
And even Wade—who considers his No. 3 sacred—thought about switching his number as well.
“Then I realized, three is magical, and now it represents more than just my number,” Wade said. “It represents the three of us making sacrifices as well.”
The jersey numbers aren’t all that important.
They just want the winning to be easy as 1-2-3.
"breakdown!"
― tremendoid, Saturday, 10 July 2010 04:14 (fourteen years ago)
http://outofbounds.nbcsports.com/A-Rod%20Centaur.jpg
― benedict lebron james arnold (brownie), Saturday, 10 July 2010 04:58 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.gifbin.com/981588
― Enter nothing in the dialog and click 'OK' (Hunt3r), Saturday, 10 July 2010 12:57 (fourteen years ago)
really shouldve gone w/1,2,3 jersey numbers doods, think abt it
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 10 July 2010 12:59 (fourteen years ago)
Wouldn't that imply a pecking order? Too much of a minefield to travel there.
― Aimless, Saturday, 10 July 2010 18:14 (fourteen years ago)
i enjoyed your post v much, J0rdan!
― horseshoe, Saturday, 10 July 2010 18:18 (fourteen years ago)
Thx
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 July 2010 19:05 (fourteen years ago)
http://twitpic.com/244dhh
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 10 July 2010 19:35 (fourteen years ago)
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/100709
goddamn the reader mail in this bill simmons column is genuinely depressing. my internal monologue starts to sound more like my wife as I read through them (ie "it's just a game ffs")
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Saturday, 10 July 2010 19:50 (fourteen years ago)
yeah i couldnt get through many of those
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 10 July 2010 19:52 (fourteen years ago)
it's got armchair psychology, despair and despondency, what must be a dozen terrible bron pun insult names...i don't know what is happening
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Saturday, 10 July 2010 19:55 (fourteen years ago)
did mention the impassioned criticism of what a tru sports warier shoulda done leveled by ppl who have lived vicariously thru him? cos there's a lot of that, too.
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Saturday, 10 July 2010 19:56 (fourteen years ago)
makes you wonder ~whats it all abt~
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 10 July 2010 20:00 (fourteen years ago)
City: Canton, OhioName: Derek G.I just finished staining my deck ... at 10:30 p.m. I'm not really sure why I did this, but I was trying to take my mind off LeBron.
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 10 July 2010 20:01 (fourteen years ago)
aw. that is like the dude version of that onion article where the lady made a flag cake after september 11th.
― horseshoe, Saturday, 10 July 2010 20:04 (fourteen years ago)
City: Mentor, OhioName: KevinI am literally shaking as I type this. My city has been through so much, WHEN WILL IT END!?!?!
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 10 July 2010 20:09 (fourteen years ago)
derek g. should throw a barbecue now, make a day of it
― tremendoid, Saturday, 10 July 2010 20:51 (fourteen years ago)
geezus he makes it sound like Cleveland has been regularly mustard gassed or something
― spidermark, Saturday, 10 July 2010 21:09 (fourteen years ago)
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 10 July 2010 22:04 (fourteen years ago)
#MariAnnaWays2 hours agoText "YELE" to 501501 for the Cleveland Relief Fund
― goole, Saturday, 10 July 2010 22:07 (fourteen years ago)
4. Michael Jordan would have wanted to kick Dwyane Wade's butt every spring, not play with him. This should be mentioned every day for the rest of LeBron's career. It's also the kryptonite for any "Some day we'll remember LeBron James as the best basketball player ever" argument. We will not. Jordan and Russell were the greatest players of all time. Neither of them would have made the choice that LeBron did. That should tell you something.
lol "analysis." simmons, im sure you'll keep mentioning it, i'm not worried about it being swept under the rug.
― Enter nothing in the dialog and click 'OK' (Hunt3r), Saturday, 10 July 2010 22:18 (fourteen years ago)
yeah, i think i recall jordan saying "please surround me with the crappiest, worst players possible; this is my goal."
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 10 July 2010 22:20 (fourteen years ago)
a player gets over on the league, chooses his team rather than being chosen, and its "oh, what a weak non-competitive pussy he is."
― Enter nothing in the dialog and click 'OK' (Hunt3r), Saturday, 10 July 2010 22:21 (fourteen years ago)
i like reading bill simmons, but the vast majority of espn commentators have been insufferable on the lebron matter.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 10 July 2010 22:22 (fourteen years ago)
we should invite then in here to learn some manners you know
― Enter nothing in the dialog and click 'OK' (Hunt3r), Saturday, 10 July 2010 22:23 (fourteen years ago)
ilx has a heightened sense of propriety, it's true.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 10 July 2010 22:24 (fourteen years ago)
i think we need an ile thread about the sort of mythology of sports heroes, the kind of narratives sports media attaches to various dudes and wut that sez abt ~us~ as a ppl (mostly dudes). b/c this whole "jordan would NEVER have done this" and "this proves what a weak uncompetitive mama's boy baby lebron is" is a bunch of repellent bullshit.
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Saturday, 10 July 2010 22:25 (fourteen years ago)
that would be a good thread. there's some desultory discussion of this kind of thing on ilnfl from time to time, especially in re: someone like tom brady v someone like ricky williams
― horseshoe, Saturday, 10 July 2010 22:26 (fourteen years ago)
<3ricky<3
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Saturday, 10 July 2010 22:27 (fourteen years ago)
we should also make an i love ricky williams board probably tbh
― horseshoe, Saturday, 10 July 2010 22:27 (fourteen years ago)
neti pot, kombucha, where to buy weed, getting through defensive lines
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Saturday, 10 July 2010 22:28 (fourteen years ago)
haha!
― horseshoe, Saturday, 10 July 2010 22:29 (fourteen years ago)
Usually these engineered teams of uber-talent are tremendously douchey and hateworthy, but the level of insipidness displayed in the media/random internet 'bags have made me on overnight Heat fan and I hope they crush the NBA next year. (RIP Warriors.)
― Daleks in NYC (Leee), Saturday, 10 July 2010 22:38 (fourteen years ago)
no way, warriors will compete w/ the lakers, lee and curry gonna tear it up
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Saturday, 10 July 2010 22:42 (fourteen years ago)
lolll we can dream
― hobbes, Saturday, 10 July 2010 22:43 (fourteen years ago)
― horseshoe, Saturday, July 10, 2010 6:27 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
would love to have this thread to celebrate all non macho sports heroes who inspire contempt in the vacuous hacks that make up sports media
― max, Saturday, 10 July 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago)
mythology of sports heroes
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Saturday, 10 July 2010 22:54 (fourteen years ago)
sun sentinel article discussing how much lebron, wade and bosh left on the table in order to add complimentary players. what riley's accomplished here is remarkable, on many levels.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 10 July 2010 23:06 (fourteen years ago)
if they're lucky, miami is the fifth-seed in the eastern conference this year.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 10 July 2010 23:15 (fourteen years ago)
lololol i'm sorry but the hawks are perennial playoff no-shows, nba is a league where elite individual talent trumps all
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Saturday, 10 July 2010 23:25 (fourteen years ago)
it's really -- really -- absurd some of the articles being written. this will be a dynamite team. yeah, they've got to round out their roster. yeah, they could use a bigger center (what team has no deficiencies?). but they're addressing those needs now. and this year, and in future years, there will be plenty of talented players looking to work with this core group.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 10 July 2010 23:27 (fourteen years ago)
Mark Bradley is not much into the idea of a great player being able to adjust his game to match his teammates's skills, is he?
Somehow or other, I think that LeBron and Wade will figure out how to win games without stumbling over one another. Coaching will be a factor there, I expect, and Riley will either step in himself, or bring in a guy who can make the most of the eventual roster.
If Mike Miller does appear on the Heat, as predicted, there will be a shooter to dish to, so that part of his critique is very thin. I also notice he says nothing about the defensive prospects of Miami, but he does talk a lot of shit about their prospects on offense.
As for the contention that egos will be a problem, I'd just point out that winning has a way of soothing egos. If the Heat start out 22-20, then look for all kinds of nastiness to start percolating. But a 34-8 start will just make for a lot of smiles and joking and happy, happy players.
My gut says Bradley is just spouting air and will be wrong on almost every count.
― Aimless, Saturday, 10 July 2010 23:29 (fourteen years ago)
My gut says Bradley is sportswriters and sportsfans are just spouting air and will be wrong on almost every count.
― Daleks in NYC (Leee), Saturday, 10 July 2010 23:31 (fourteen years ago)
one sportswriter i like and trust is the sun-sentinel's ira winderman. i'll dredge up his article from the past day or so, dismissing these concerns about lebron, wade and bosh working well together. in fact, they'll be ideal compliments for each other. link to follow. . .
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 10 July 2010 23:33 (fourteen years ago)
everyone is just racing to predict that this team will fail, because no one will remember those articles when they don't
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 July 2010 23:34 (fourteen years ago)
know what the funny thing about this is, that bron is getting KILLED for "not being competitive enough" and yet wade is getting of scotch free -- i don't think it's really a legit criticism, but if wade (or bosh) was that competitive they would've been like "fuck you lebron, i don't want this to be EASY" right?????
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 July 2010 23:35 (fourteen years ago)
alternately
should kobe have vetoed the gasol trade y/n?
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 July 2010 23:36 (fourteen years ago)
― max, Saturday, July 10, 2010 10:48 PM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark
when people talk shit about ricky williams it fills me with a sports-related anger I haven't felt since Greg Haugen said JCC's opponents had been mostly "Tijuana cab drivers that my mom could whip"
― les yeux sans aerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Saturday, 10 July 2010 23:36 (fourteen years ago)
lastly
lebron is like the freaking president here right now -- local news is pretty much running 7 minute stories on "this is where lebron ate lunch today, we will talk to the owner for 5 mins about this momentous occasion"
jewish community center?
On another note...
AFICS, Riley's "genius" here consisted first in knowing that these three guys would want to play together and Miami would be an acceptable place to all of them. He probably figured that out through talking to Wade. Then it was mostly a matter of having the brass balls to follow up on that, by making it as easy as possible for them to follow their inclination, by clearing more space for them than anyone else.
― Aimless, Saturday, 10 July 2010 23:37 (fourteen years ago)
things i learned from the news report
- the owner was gonna put lebron in a private room, but he said "no, i came to miami to eat in the sunshine"- the owner's mother is the chef and she sent appetizers to lebron on the house but lebron said "no" and then went back to the kitchen to hug and kiss the mother- the mother, who doesn't speak english, had no idea who lebron was
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 July 2010 23:38 (fourteen years ago)
anyway, link to what turns out to not be a full article, but an answer in winderman's daily Q&A:
Q: Should LeBron James be our starting point guard, a sort of Magic? -- John.A: And power forward, because of his build, and small forward because of his skill. And that's the thing. With Wade and James, the Heat has players who can handle multiple positions, easing the burden on the complementary players. That is why it is absurd that some think this might not work. Flexibility breeds compatibility.
A: And power forward, because of his build, and small forward because of his skill. And that's the thing. With Wade and James, the Heat has players who can handle multiple positions, easing the burden on the complementary players. That is why it is absurd that some think this might not work. Flexibility breeds compatibility.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 10 July 2010 23:45 (fourteen years ago)
Lebron is gonna be the messi of bball -- free reign to go all over the court and be creative and amazing
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 July 2010 23:47 (fourteen years ago)
but i think you're seriously undercrediting his accomplishment here. i mean, none of us will ever know what actually motivated this group of players to play together, but i take it at face value when they say that riley's (a) influence and stature in the league, (b) demeanor (especially compared to the other executives who made "pitches" to these three), and (c) vision (e.g., his view of lebron as a new magic johnson) were highly significant factors in their decision to play here.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 10 July 2010 23:49 (fourteen years ago)
and yeah, j0rdan's right about lebron's new role. he's going to be amazing here.
- the owner's mother is the chef and she sent appetizers to lebron on the house but lebron said "no" and then went back to the kitchen to hug and kiss the mother
:Dsee, if his "team" can show they aren't as inept as I think they must be, they could have this be the side of LeBron that is most shown to the world.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 10 July 2010 23:54 (fourteen years ago)
^^^^^^this
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 10 July 2010 23:57 (fourteen years ago)
was thinking cavs let lebron do whatever he wanted for 7 years including choose his teammates and he left for an org run by the guy least likely to let him get away w/any of that - maybe he just realized he was a shit gm
aand im at least as disdainful of sports mythology and hero worship as the next deeply insightful poster to ilxor.com but anyone who thinks lebrons actions and decision werent bitchmade needs to check themselves 4real - the nba is worse and more ridiculous for it - which who knows might be pretty entertaining
between this and the low low qual play in the finals topped off by la shooting 21 fts in the 4th quater game 7 im jus like pffft whatever nba
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 11 July 2010 00:19 (fourteen years ago)
it was too many fts but the c's let themselves get in the penalty SO FUCKING EARLY in that qtr with dumbshit fouls
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 11 July 2010 00:22 (fourteen years ago)
sorry, deep aggression coming out
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 11 July 2010 00:23 (fourteen years ago)
ice cr?m's middle paragraph OTM. the one possible positive of this circus is the great rivalries it sets up between the heat and a number of other teams, e.g., the bulls, lakers, magic, celtics, new york and cleveland (if they can upgrade further).
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 July 2010 00:23 (fourteen years ago)
eh i dunno abt rivalries, hatred maybe
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 11 July 2010 00:29 (fourteen years ago)
really? i think those games will be fascinating for the next few years (and these teams certainly can beat miami).
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 July 2010 00:30 (fourteen years ago)
year one maybe miami is vulnerable, and you never know w/injuries, but gdamn this is a ridiculous collection of talent the likes of which the contemporary nba has never seen
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 11 July 2010 00:32 (fourteen years ago)
i'm surprised you say that. i mean, don't get me wrong, the heat will be awesome. but i think next year's celtics can certainly beat them (still viable Big Three plus perkins and the awesome rondo). next year's bulls can, too, i think, assuming rose is as good as people say and continues to develop and boozer fits in well. and if the magic pull off the trade that's been rumored for chris paul (yeah, yeah, the new owner says paul isn't being traded -- whatevs.), they have a deadly inside-outside combination.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 July 2010 00:34 (fourteen years ago)
but i think the heat will be dominant soon enough.
celtics are so fucking over the hill they cant even see the hill the only reason they made it past the second round is cause magic+cavs r fake ass busters this years finals featured 2 not that good teams imo - rose is not as good as everyone says he is booz is dece but eh from 8 to 1 im not seeing it - if the magic got chris paul then yes absolutely and that would be pretty awesome cause i love chris paul and i think he should win titles 5 years in a row and get the respect he deserves so people will stop comparing him to the so clearly inferior its not even funny deron williams
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 11 July 2010 00:40 (fourteen years ago)
would be great if nba contracted to 15 teams so you'd have nothing but superteams battling each other, plus the clippers for lolsTeam USA should be even better because of this, no? and if melo and cp3 join amare in NYC, there's another trio would have a ton of experience playing w/one another
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 11 July 2010 00:41 (fourteen years ago)
good to see you're sticking to your "rose isn't that good" mantra. beasley is sure to flourish in minn, no question.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 11 July 2010 00:42 (fourteen years ago)
disagree about celtics. they were awesome this year, and if perkins didn't go down -- taking a lot of their toughness with them -- i think they would have won game 7.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 July 2010 00:42 (fourteen years ago)
yeah jho celtics fuckin brought it in the playoffs and were one game from the championship so not totally sure why youd talk them down--i'm not sayin it's a repeatable trick but still
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 11 July 2010 00:44 (fourteen years ago)
would be great if nba contracted to 15 teams so you'd have nothing but superteams battling each other, plus the clippers for lols
lol u meanie.
― Daleks in NYC (Leee), Sunday, 11 July 2010 00:45 (fourteen years ago)
alls im saying is the quality level in this years finals was relatively low compared to most years, neither team was all that
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 11 July 2010 00:45 (fourteen years ago)
ok but u nuts to downgrade the cleve and orl series; it's not like they scraped by, they essentially fucked up the two best east teams
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 11 July 2010 00:47 (fourteen years ago)
low quality level=dominated by defense
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 11 July 2010 00:49 (fourteen years ago)
celtics will remain tough next year. would be thrilled with perkins or rondo type-players to compliment heat (hoping -- praying, more accurately -- that pittman will develop into a perkins-type player).
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 July 2010 00:52 (fourteen years ago)
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, July 10, 2010 8:42 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
lol listen rose is better than beas ok, buut beas has actually been quite good as pf and suck at sf, who knows if he'll ever get his head together. and i know weve been through this but roses scoring efficiency is mediocre due to the the fact that he doesnt get to the line and as we found out in that other thread doesnt finish at the rim, add that to the fact that hes a pg w/a sg assist rate and im not sure what youve got, id be personally curious to see him play the 2. hes v good just not the motherfucking man good - people are overrating him prob because he makes spectacular plays that make you go WOW, its understandable
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 11 July 2010 00:52 (fourteen years ago)
beasley's kind of undersized for pf.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 July 2010 00:53 (fourteen years ago)
he's got offensive skills but he's in a strange tweener spot (too small for pf; not quick enough for sf)
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 July 2010 00:54 (fourteen years ago)
yeah hell need to be protected by a big defensive minded C but that true of a lot of scoring pfs - on offense he can be bigger guys w/his quickness and dynamism
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 11 July 2010 00:56 (fourteen years ago)
boozer for instance^ liking the booz noah combo 4 sure
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 11 July 2010 00:57 (fourteen years ago)
issue there, i think, is whether they'll hold noah (and rose, too). bulls management is notoriously cheap, despite willingness this year to spend big on lebron, bosh and/or wade.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 July 2010 00:58 (fourteen years ago)
they have to keep this team together, otherwise whats the point
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 11 July 2010 00:59 (fourteen years ago)
some articles already speculating about them pivoting toward fiscal austerity with noah's impending free-agency.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 July 2010 01:00 (fourteen years ago)
in today's market, noah should be around a 10M-guy, i think?
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 July 2010 01:01 (fourteen years ago)
you got to let the youths develop, people giving up on the youths i dont understand it
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 11 July 2010 01:01 (fourteen years ago)
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/11-strange-things-LeBron-James-said-during-The-?urn=nba,254895 << this is pretty good
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 11 July 2010 01:15 (fourteen years ago)
http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_nba_experts__57/ept_sports_nba_experts-361198929-1278690179.jpg?ymDeNbDDNdEwQNyO
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 11 July 2010 01:16 (fourteen years ago)
I agree that the bulls are being hella overrated -- I don't think that Noah is getting any better and rose has a cieling -- they were the eighth seed for a reason obviously
As for ppl saying that the NBA will less exciting... there hasn't been this much hype around the NBA in 10 years
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 11 July 2010 01:20 (fourteen years ago)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^ this. on that subject, see this.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 July 2010 01:21 (fourteen years ago)
is mike miller really "Super-tight" with lebron?
― symsymsym, Sunday, 11 July 2010 01:25 (fourteen years ago)
hype =/ excitement - this is just more catching money in a windy box during timeouts type shit - nba should learn from the world cup and bring the realness imo
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 11 July 2010 01:25 (fourteen years ago)
i mean i have SOME IDEAS call me david stern
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 11 July 2010 01:26 (fourteen years ago)
cant believe the ppl defending the miami move upthread. superteams are corny & bad for basketball end of story. he needed to leave the cavs but cmon
― blap...tremendo (deej), Sunday, 11 July 2010 02:00 (fourteen years ago)
luv conspiracy type shit http://www.cleveland.com/cavs/index.ssf/2010/07/inside_the_decision_miamis_cou.html
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 11 July 2010 02:10 (fourteen years ago)
lol except if it happened in chicago
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 11 July 2010 02:11 (fourteen years ago)
what are you talking about didn't you read the linked article upthread miami is no better than the fifth seed in the eastern conference this year they'll lose to the atlanta hawks in six-games.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 July 2010 02:14 (fourteen years ago)
hawks are pretty good tbh, they have joe johnson
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 11 July 2010 02:15 (fourteen years ago)
and likely shaquille o'neal soon, too.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 July 2010 02:17 (fourteen years ago)
We must invoke anti-trust laws to stop this unholy Hawks superteam from forming!
― Aimless, Sunday, 11 July 2010 02:56 (fourteen years ago)
TTRROOUUTT
― like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Sunday, 11 July 2010 05:34 (fourteen years ago)
bulls would be good with a better coach--is thib that guy? no idea. but there's 3-seed talent there.
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 11 July 2010 06:19 (fourteen years ago)
thib has been given a lot of credit for the celt's defense over the past few years, so i have high hopes for the guy.
― Clay, Sunday, 11 July 2010 07:22 (fourteen years ago)
is it true that the bulls didn't think that thib was head coaching material (or, at least, that people inside boston saw him as a career assistant) and the bulls only hired him cuz of the worldwide wes connection
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 11 July 2010 07:24 (fourteen years ago)
some of the talking points are stale at this point, but this simmons/le batard podcast is really good
http://espn.go.com/espnradio/player?rd=1#/podcenter/?id=5367037s&callsign=ESPNRADIO
le batard is a treasure
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 11 July 2010 07:25 (fourteen years ago)
otis smith, general manager of the magic, displays how to destroy a franchise from the inside WITHOUT leaving
``Let's not give them a ring so fast,'' Magic general manager Otis Smith told Orlando reporters. ``Unless we change the rules, we still play with five guys. Your depth does matter. The Lakers are still the best team in our league.''
When Smith cracked, ``Is Kobe Bryant retiring?'' a reporter joked he was joining the Heat. Smith then said, in a clear reference to LeBron James: ``No, [Bryant] proved he can do it on his own. Oops! My bad!''
Smith added, ``I thought [James] was more of a competitor. The great ones usually stay in one location.''
Said James of the Magic: ``That's funny that they questioned my competitiveness. I like that. We're going to put a lot of that stuff in the locker room. We're in the same conference with Orlando, so we'll deal with them later.''
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 11 July 2010 07:34 (fourteen years ago)
i feel like otis smith should walk the walk and trade dwight howard and make rashard lewis, his max player, prove that he can do it on his own
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 11 July 2010 07:36 (fourteen years ago)
so many people are madd
Then there was Bulls owner Jerry Reinsdorf, telling The Chicago Tribune, `We're a better team than Miami, assuming we get a shooting guard.''
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this paragraph from le batard's column really gets at the crux of it doesn't it
All of a sudden, after getting ravaged for all the ego in his absurd made-for-TV special, James is now being ravaged for his absence of ego, too. He should have been more selfish, evidently. He should have not only wanted to win, apparently, but he should have also wanted to hog all the credit and glory for said winning.
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 11 July 2010 07:52 (fourteen years ago)
James did it without emotion in an emotional world, crushing his poor hometown with the cold-blooded streak we usually assign to champion killers Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant when they use it in ways that make us applaud. We salute Jordan and Bryant for being that kind of cutthroat because we saw them win with it again and again. In other words, we played the result, making that attitude a virtue only after we saw it succeed. But we've never seen a star of this magnitude cut throats quite like this -- before he has won, in order to win, even stepping on the neck of his hometown and home state in order to do so.
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 11 July 2010 07:53 (fourteen years ago)
that is a really interesting point imo
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 11 July 2010 07:54 (fourteen years ago)
When Smith cracked, ``Is Kobe Bryant retiring?'' a reporter joked he was joining the Heat. Smith then said, in a clear reference to LeBron James: ``No, Bryant proved he can do it on his own. Oops! My bad!''
This is a fairly ignorant statement. The 2007-2008 Lakers were already a very good team prior to Bynum's injury, but they became next level after the Gasol trade (finishing 27-9). Would they have won a title without Gasol? Possibly, but the chances would have been less likely.
Then there's the fact that Kobe almost did opt out of Laker-land.
Smith added, ``I thought James was more of a competitor. The great ones usually stay in one location.''
Man, fuck you Otis. Ever heard of Clyde Drexler, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Moses Malone, or Wilt Chamberlain? Pretty much shoots a hole in your theory.
Nothing like revisionism. It's not as if superstars flat out said "join forces with <insert name here>? Fuck that, I'll go it alone!". It's just usually difficult to impossible to work out what the Heat managed to work out without getting the players to accept less money, which often times they won't do (in this case, they did).
― spidermark, Sunday, 11 July 2010 08:14 (fourteen years ago)
the funny thing about the whole thing is that while dwight howard hasn't yet fled orlando, the main criticism of him -- and it has severely hampered his team -- is that he isn't enough of a "killer"
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 11 July 2010 08:15 (fourteen years ago)
le batard hits it here
So, of course, he was called names. Bryant would have had the courage to go it alone, it was argued, even though when Bryant really went it alone he kept losing very fast in the playoffs and begged for a trade and made a public mess trying to get out of his situation to, um, be with better teammates. That was the same Bryant, incidentally, who was only in that position to begin with because he couldn't co-exist with Shaquille O'Neal and preferred to go it alone. We can be awfully convenient and inconsistent with our moralities in sports, using only that scoreboard as a character referendum to separate life's winners from losers. But Bryant was under contract when he sought better teammates by demanding a trade and embarrassing his employer; James was a free agent, free to work with whomever he chose, and I'm guessing most of us would choose jobs that gave us the most of what we wanted.
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 11 July 2010 08:16 (fourteen years ago)
LeBatard OTM.
Ignoring the stupid one hour special for a moment...if you had told me fifteen years ago that a premier superstar would leave money on the table to play somewhere that gave him a better chance to win, I'd never have assumed that he'd be criticized for it by anybody outside of the city he left.
NBA fans and media can be such hypocrites.
― spidermark, Sunday, 11 July 2010 08:22 (fourteen years ago)
ie, like complaining about the ego of a player that SI once dubbed "The Chosen One" while he was still in high school
― spidermark, Sunday, 11 July 2010 08:24 (fourteen years ago)
bob ryan:
One thing the Heat do not need is a quality point guard. They’ve got LeBron and Wade. All they need is a guard who can get the ball past midcourt without tripping over himself, and perhaps guard somebody. I’m guessing incumbent Mario (Got to check my ring size) Chalmers can do that.My first instinct was to say this team might have to wait a year before starting an official NBA reign of terror. Then Riley tapped Miller. If he finds that plowhorse and if he lands a swingman type — Tony Allen would fit nicely, but don’t tell Danny Ainge I said so — they’ll be ready to go.So, yes, I think the league has reason to be afraid.
My first instinct was to say this team might have to wait a year before starting an official NBA reign of terror. Then Riley tapped Miller. If he finds that plowhorse and if he lands a swingman type — Tony Allen would fit nicely, but don’t tell Danny Ainge I said so — they’ll be ready to go.
So, yes, I think the league has reason to be afraid.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 July 2010 11:48 (fourteen years ago)
James did it without emotion in an emotional world, crushing his poor hometown with the cold-blooded streak we usually assign to champion killers Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant when they use it in ways that make us applaud. We salute Jordan and Bryant for being that kind of cutthroat because we saw them win with it again and again.
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Sunday, July 11, 2010 3:53 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
leave me out of it dood
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 11 July 2010 12:08 (fourteen years ago)
a facsinating series of questions-and-answers with sun-sentinel heat writer, ira winderman:
Q: There are so many names out there, stories about players the Heat could get for its roster at the minimum. Is the Heat contacting them, or are they contacting the Heat? -- Kyle.A: While the Heat does have certain targets to fill certain needs, the overwhelming majority are players contacting the Heat. The response is so overwhelming that when I mentioned the name of one veteran point guard who had pitched his services, Micky Arison basically laughed and told me that the Heat could do far better. At the end of the day, this will look nothing like a roster littered with minimum salaries, even though it will be.Q: Am I safe to assume that Chalmers now will be second-string? -- Mike.A: It depends if Mike Miller starts or plays off the bench. There are some permutations where Mario very well might not play at all, falling to a role at the end of the roster. If Patrick Beverley truly is a defensive stopper, he could wind up getting the bench minutes against fleet point guards.Q: Can we get away with someone like Ilgauskas as our starting center? -- Kevin.A: Honestly, I think you are better off with a mobile center like Joel Anthony, to help protect the rim. I believe that is why the Heat has kept his qualifying offer in place. He could help this team.Q: Because of Bird Rights, couldn't the Heat . . . ? -- Many readers.A: As a means of answering so many of these questions I have received: By utilizing cap space, even though it was mostly utilized in sign-and-trades, the Heat essentially forfeited its right to utilize its ability to re-sign its free agents above the cap. It's all about cap space now, period. The only exceptions are minimum-scale salaries and Joel Anthony's qualifying offer.Q: Ira, with this exciting new team in place, will your job become more fun, or less fun, and more challenging, or less challenging? -- Andy.A: Honestly, I don't know. I love the game, the playing of the game. That is the only reason I do this, the 82 nights I get to watch basketball from a pretty darned good seat. I am concerned about all the other stuff. I remember when I started doing this 23 years ago, the legendary Bob Ryan sat next to me at the league meetings and practically berated me when I asked about salaries and agents and the like. "The game!" he chastised me. "Cover the game! That's what this is about." Twenty-three years later, I often wish that actually was the case
A: While the Heat does have certain targets to fill certain needs, the overwhelming majority are players contacting the Heat. The response is so overwhelming that when I mentioned the name of one veteran point guard who had pitched his services, Micky Arison basically laughed and told me that the Heat could do far better. At the end of the day, this will look nothing like a roster littered with minimum salaries, even though it will be.
Q: Am I safe to assume that Chalmers now will be second-string? -- Mike.
A: It depends if Mike Miller starts or plays off the bench. There are some permutations where Mario very well might not play at all, falling to a role at the end of the roster. If Patrick Beverley truly is a defensive stopper, he could wind up getting the bench minutes against fleet point guards.
Q: Can we get away with someone like Ilgauskas as our starting center? -- Kevin.
A: Honestly, I think you are better off with a mobile center like Joel Anthony, to help protect the rim. I believe that is why the Heat has kept his qualifying offer in place. He could help this team.
Q: Because of Bird Rights, couldn't the Heat . . . ? -- Many readers.
A: As a means of answering so many of these questions I have received: By utilizing cap space, even though it was mostly utilized in sign-and-trades, the Heat essentially forfeited its right to utilize its ability to re-sign its free agents above the cap. It's all about cap space now, period. The only exceptions are minimum-scale salaries and Joel Anthony's qualifying offer.
Q: Ira, with this exciting new team in place, will your job become more fun, or less fun, and more challenging, or less challenging? -- Andy.
A: Honestly, I don't know. I love the game, the playing of the game. That is the only reason I do this, the 82 nights I get to watch basketball from a pretty darned good seat. I am concerned about all the other stuff. I remember when I started doing this 23 years ago, the legendary Bob Ryan sat next to me at the league meetings and practically berated me when I asked about salaries and agents and the like. "The game!" he chastised me. "Cover the game! That's what this is about." Twenty-three years later, I often wish that actually was the case
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 July 2010 12:23 (fourteen years ago)
The worst thing to come of this is that I have to see LeBatard's stupid face more often on TV. Makes me so punchy.
― Jeff, Sunday, 11 July 2010 14:12 (fourteen years ago)
The Bulls' chances were diminished for two central reasons. Wade wasn't willing to go to his own hometown. And the Bulls made it clear James' friends would not be given the privileges they were given in Cleveland or the high-paying jobs.
love this!
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 11 July 2010 15:24 (fourteen years ago)
love the slevil genius portrait it paints of riles playing the game
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 11 July 2010 16:26 (fourteen years ago)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l59xpvRq2U1qzp949o1_500.gif
― am0n, Sunday, 11 July 2010 16:56 (fourteen years ago)
league meeting on monday. watch the second act play out:
LeBatardShow This tampering thing is going to be interesting. Every team in league wants this rescinded, as do fans in 49 1/2 states. _______________________________________wallacesports Heat VP Nick Arison to represent his father, team owner Micky Arison, at Monday league meeting. _______________________________________ wallacesports Heat insists it operated above board and had advantage of D-Wade in tow and necessary cap space to get it done. _______________________________________wallacesports At least 5 teams have serious questions about Heat tamp/collusion and could raise them in Monday's owners meeting in Vegas.
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wallacesports Heat VP Nick Arison to represent his father, team owner Micky Arison, at Monday league meeting.
_______________________________________ wallacesports Heat insists it operated above board and had advantage of D-Wade in tow and necessary cap space to get it done.
wallacesports At least 5 teams have serious questions about Heat tamp/collusion and could raise them in Monday's owners meeting in Vegas.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 July 2010 20:10 (fourteen years ago)
Maybe I don't understand tampering but i dont see how wade talking to lebron and bosh while he was UNSIGNED constitutes tampering
Also noooooooo way stern allows for this team to be broken up, not even close
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 11 July 2010 20:15 (fourteen years ago)
probably right. i thought the penalty for tampering was fines (like the fine levelled on the mavericks owner).
i think the allegation is that riley -- using wade as a proxy -- was plotting to get both lebron and bosh, after a heavily-orchestrated free-agency period, months (if not years) before the end of this season.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 July 2010 20:17 (fourteen years ago)
i just don't see how you can rescind these contracts; it seems like an improper restraint of trade.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 July 2010 20:19 (fourteen years ago)
I don't see how that could ever be proved, not to mention that, well, duh, Riley was colluding to do this for years but so was EVERY team, riles just happened to have wade
They should investigate the Knicks for allowing their fans to display "COME TO NY LEBRON" signs while he was still on the cavs
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 11 July 2010 20:22 (fourteen years ago)
evidence cited so far includes:
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 July 2010 20:25 (fourteen years ago)
again, i don't see how the penalty is to undo the contracts. what if they're undone, and lebron -- a free agent entitled to choose where he wants to work -- says "i want to sign with the miami heat"?!?
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 July 2010 20:26 (fourteen years ago)
restricting his employment options isn't appropriate. besides, players have forever discussed the possibility of joining forces. that type of talk can't be prohibited, and it would be foolish and futile to try.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 July 2010 20:27 (fourteen years ago)
a good old-fashioned conspiracy, even in the modern era.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 July 2010 20:29 (fourteen years ago)
the big collusion.
all miami's contracts will be rescinded and we won't be bowl-eligible for another 10 years.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 July 2010 20:31 (fourteen years ago)
execute lebron, hobble bosh
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 11 July 2010 20:33 (fourteen years ago)
seems a fair result.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 July 2010 20:34 (fourteen years ago)
im sayin
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 11 July 2010 20:37 (fourteen years ago)
they're saying all 3 met ~June 30th, when Wade was still signed to the Heat.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 11 July 2010 22:11 (fourteen years ago)
surprised at all the pro miami vibes on this board -- p much the opposite of everywhere else im reading -- but maybe its cuz j0rdan & daniel talk too damn much
― blap...tremendo (deej), Sunday, 11 July 2010 22:35 (fourteen years ago)
ilx just hates sportswriter cliches - i was pretty against bron->mia until I read simmons etc, now more power to his elbow
― Gravel Puzzleworth, Sunday, 11 July 2010 22:42 (fourteen years ago)
haha just enjoying them learning how to dodge hater bullets on the fly, my only advice is it's a marathon not a sprint
― tremendoid, Sunday, 11 July 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago)
and when in doubt blame kobe
― tremendoid, Sunday, 11 July 2010 22:47 (fourteen years ago)
PDcavsinsider Jesse Jackson issues statement on Gilbert: "His feelings of betrayal personify a slave master mentality. He sees LeBron as a runaway slave." 6 minutes ago via web
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 11 July 2010 23:10 (fourteen years ago)
way to stay relevant dude!
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 11 July 2010 23:11 (fourteen years ago)
I think that's otm but it's one of those cases where the slave master was also in love with the slave
― iatee, Sunday, 11 July 2010 23:12 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.wattstax.com/wattstax_images/BodyJPGs/AlBell-JJ.jpg
throwback
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Sunday, 11 July 2010 23:14 (fourteen years ago)
byron scott decision
― benedict lebron james arnold (brownie), Sunday, 11 July 2010 23:19 (fourteen years ago)
lol just got that
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 11 July 2010 23:26 (fourteen years ago)
for the record i've never liked the heat, not at least after they traded away odom/caron -- i'm way into the big 3, i've always been a huge lebron apologist and i would've rooted for them had they gone to ny or chi -- deej is butthurt and i don't see how people can HATE this team, as a few people have said, what they've done is pretty human, and unlike baseball, there is still a risk involved (at least at first) to doing something like this
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 11 July 2010 23:50 (fourteen years ago)
fairly easy to hate the idea of single team domination when not by the chicago bulls fwiw
― blap...tremendo (deej), Sunday, 11 July 2010 23:55 (fourteen years ago)
dozens upon dozens of articles suggesting that this miami team is, at the moment, no better than fourth or fifth in the eastern conference. it's early to worry about single-team-domination at the moment.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 July 2010 23:57 (fourteen years ago)
they're gonna make the finals easily -- only team that can beat them this year is the lakers
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 July 2010 00:01 (fourteen years ago)
i want to see how center and "shooter" positions work out. fisher would be such a coup. intrigued by juwan howard and raja bell for depth. apparently heat is being inundated by calls from quality players to be on the team.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 12 July 2010 00:03 (fourteen years ago)
heat v thunder yr 2011 nba finals!
― ice cr?m, Monday, 12 July 2010 00:05 (fourteen years ago)
let's run this down real quick -- east competition
magic -- good team, but seem worse without turkoglu, def lost momentum from 09, got trounced by the celtics, dwight howard is their best player but he disappears far too often to be counted on, and you have to wonder about rashard in the playoffs after this year
celtics -- what to think? i feel like they could easily get back to the conference finals, but would anyone want to see them play the heat's big 3 in a seven game series? i feel like the heat would be able to defend them easily, as the lakers sort of showed the blueprint for beating them -- but after the way their season turned out last year i guess you can never know
bulls -- the way i look at it is... they were an eighth seed last year, they added the third best power forward available, a few decent shooters (if they get reddick) and... that's it. noah is probably as good as he's gonna get, and rose obv has tons of room to grow, but i still don't think it's enough. they should make it to the final 4 of the east but man idk
hawks -- i guess this team is always lurking? they're certainly athletic enough to play with the heat and i still think they might have an 09 magic-like run in them at some point but still...
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 July 2010 00:06 (fourteen years ago)
the lakers sort of showed the blueprint for beating them
'officiating'
― ice cr?m, Monday, 12 July 2010 00:07 (fourteen years ago)
i'd say celtics can beat heat (depending on how boston's own big-three hold up). if the magic land chris paul via trade -- which has been rumored recently -- they'd have a pretty devestating inside/outside duo that could give the heat fits. and bulls now have a big, physical frontcourt, shooters and rose, whose been mentioned in such high regard over the past few weeks that you'd think he's a top-five player.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 12 July 2010 00:10 (fourteen years ago)
but yeah, i think heat might be dominant beginning right away.
― ice cr?m, Sunday, July 11, 2010 8:07 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark
nah it's putting someone like kobe on rondo
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 July 2010 00:16 (fourteen years ago)
hey put one of these kobes we have lying around on that weird guy who cant shoot
― ice cr?m, Monday, 12 July 2010 00:17 (fourteen years ago)
i'm pretty sure wade and bron qualify as "kobes"
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 July 2010 00:21 (fourteen years ago)
joe u are hurt in your butt
they rich cant they just go to the fucking kobe store in rich ppl mall??
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Monday, 12 July 2010 00:21 (fourteen years ago)
jordan u left the brooklyn nets out of your rundown--ive seen some very convincing billboards so i think they might give the heat a run for their money. i understand jay-z is playing for them now.
― max, Monday, 12 July 2010 00:26 (fourteen years ago)
yeah pohkorov changed the rules of the nba so that all players must play on jet skis
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 July 2010 00:27 (fourteen years ago)
now thats a "blueprint" for success!! ("blueprint" is the name of a jay-z album)
― max, Monday, 12 July 2010 00:27 (fourteen years ago)
blueprint 4 success? more like blueprint 3 success imo.
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Monday, 12 July 2010 00:31 (fourteen years ago)
― the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Sunday, July 11, 2010 8:21 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
yr butt
― ice cr?m, Monday, 12 July 2010 00:50 (fourteen years ago)
haha it's nice to have you back, jho
― horseshoe, Monday, 12 July 2010 01:03 (fourteen years ago)
hugs
― ice cr?m, Monday, 12 July 2010 01:11 (fourteen years ago)
i really don't see how a team with Wade/Bosh/James would be as low as 4th or 5th best in the East. even if they add 9 clones of Shawn Bradley to surround them. I would even have trouble believing they'd be that far down in the West, but at least I could value that argument.
― spidermark, Monday, 12 July 2010 03:14 (fourteen years ago)
i mean the Celtics kinda proved that formula=East contention, and they did it with older players! It's not gonna be handed to em on a plate but good lord good luck gameplanning against them.
maureen dowd's thoughts:
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/11/opinion/11dowd.html?_r=1&ref=global
― k3vin k., Monday, 12 July 2010 03:15 (fourteen years ago)
tempted to delete that ^^^
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Monday, 12 July 2010 03:16 (fourteen years ago)
i'd rather eat maureen dowd's vagina than log in to read that article
― hoos gossage (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 July 2010 03:16 (fourteen years ago)
lol i couldn't finish that but i thought we'd get a kick out of it
― k3vin k., Monday, 12 July 2010 03:17 (fourteen years ago)
ESPN’s 28 minutes of contrived suspense over James’s narcissistic announcement that he was going, aptly, to My-Am-Me played like “The Bachelor,” without the rose for the winner.
― k3vin k., Monday, 12 July 2010 03:19 (fourteen years ago)
a. that pun doesn't even make senseb. maureen dowd is probably the 85th person to make reference to the bachelor/the apprentice/american idol etc
― hoos gossage (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 July 2010 03:20 (fourteen years ago)
“These guys don’t fit together on the Heat. It’s kind of like asking Jackson Pollock to finish a painting Picasso started.”
― call all destroyer, Monday, 12 July 2010 03:20 (fourteen years ago)
(you guys know i'm not posting this article as a genuine insight into the situation right)
― k3vin k., Monday, 12 July 2010 03:21 (fourteen years ago)
it's more like asking picasso, jackson pollack and rembrandt to finish a painting that a two year old started in day care
― hoos gossage (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 July 2010 03:22 (fourteen years ago)
i'm starting to think people don't realize lebron flat out don't care what everyone thinks. cuz if he did, he woulda made a safer move.
― spidermark, Monday, 12 July 2010 03:26 (fourteen years ago)
On an ESPN show, the King shows up a supportive community.
By Bill Plaschke
LeBron James is the King, all right.
The King of Crass. The King of Callous. The King of Cowardice.
― hoos gossage (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 July 2010 04:40 (fourteen years ago)
What kind of man summons a crowd of millions to watch him break up with a city that has loved and supported him for 25 years?
since he was ZERO YEARS OLD
― k3vin k., Monday, 12 July 2010 04:41 (fourteen years ago)
man as ridiculous as this whole thing was anyone who gets bill plaschke worked. up. like. so. is always gonna have a special spot in my heart
― k3vin k., Monday, 12 July 2010 04:44 (fourteen years ago)
lol kevin:
(I interrupt this rant to remind the dear reader of another notion that James has conveniently ignored in his quest for fame. He. Has. Won. Zero. Championships.)
― hoos gossage (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 July 2010 04:47 (fourteen years ago)
http://i50.tinypic.com/2hyxvue.jpg
― ciderpress, Monday, 12 July 2010 04:48 (fourteen years ago)
haaaaaaaaaaaa xp
― k3vin k., Monday, 12 July 2010 04:48 (fourteen years ago)
Whereas. Adam Morrison. Has. Won. Two. Championships.
― Aimless, Monday, 12 July 2010 05:13 (fourteen years ago)
i love/hate that gif
― am0n, Monday, 12 July 2010 05:13 (fourteen years ago)
Robert Horry G.O.A.T. then....
― spidermark, Monday, 12 July 2010 05:28 (fourteen years ago)
this always loads on my bookmarks right under "thread to get over a breakup"
― i'm gonna need a +1 so me & a friend can kick you in the balls (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 July 2010 05:46 (fourteen years ago)
― hoos gossage (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 July 2010 05:46 (fourteen years ago)
I think you guys have talked me back onto the lebron bandwagon.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Monday, 12 July 2010 06:13 (fourteen years ago)
bethlehem shoals reminded me of these commercials, which now seem strangely apt:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsoP6bjADic&feature=fvw
― ryan, Monday, 12 July 2010 16:05 (fourteen years ago)
: o
Chris Paul attended Carmelo Anthony's wedding in New York City on Saturday, and during a speech he allegedly said "We'll form our own Big 3" -- referring to himself, Carmelo, and Amare Stoudemire all being Knicks.
― moullet, Monday, 12 July 2010 17:37 (fourteen years ago)
by all means
― ice cr?m, Monday, 12 July 2010 17:38 (fourteen years ago)
nooooo why they gotta be knicks :(((((((
― am0n, Monday, 12 July 2010 17:41 (fourteen years ago)
that would be incredible for me
― k3vin k., Monday, 12 July 2010 17:45 (fourteen years ago)
dream come true tbh
that would be pretty incredible for the nba
― hoos gossage (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 July 2010 18:21 (fourteen years ago)
i wrote a tumblr post about lebron's legacy
http://jordansargent.tumblr.com/post/801944868/lebron-the-basketball-player
all good, i think you left out two key things:
a) magic johnson
b) lebron's legacy is totally linked to wade's and bosh's (to a much lesser extent). so what kinds of numbers do those guys put up for the next 5-6 years?
― call all destroyer, Monday, 12 July 2010 18:26 (fourteen years ago)
yeah idk
i feel like it could go something like
wade 28/5/3lebron 24/9/9bosh 21/11/3
is that too many points tho?
― hoos gossage (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 July 2010 18:28 (fourteen years ago)
it's plausible--i was looking at the 07-08 celtics and kg/ray/pierce scored about half of that team's points. i could see these three scoring 65-70% of their team's points.
― call all destroyer, Monday, 12 July 2010 18:36 (fourteen years ago)
i could see these three scoring 65-70% of their team's points.
ninety (the PPG j0rdan projects the big-three will produce) is 70% of 130. that total seems high, but who knows?
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 12 July 2010 18:40 (fourteen years ago)
i don't see wade scoring more than 25ppg
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 12 July 2010 18:44 (fourteen years ago)
where's the 90 coming from? 28+24+21=73 which seems plausible
― ciderpress, Monday, 12 July 2010 18:44 (fourteen years ago)
oh, sorry. i misread j0rdan's numbers. you're right.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 12 July 2010 18:48 (fourteen years ago)
btw, ric bucher's not wrong, but he really seems to have a grudge against the heat.
RicBucher Anybody else get the impression opposing teams are making a little extra effort to pick off Heat-targeted role players?
in related news, it looks like mike miller's signing with the heat is a done-deal.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 12 July 2010 18:50 (fourteen years ago)
yeah, it's not really shocking that mark cuban is trolling the heat
― call all destroyer, Monday, 12 July 2010 18:54 (fourteen years ago)
wow:
"...It wouldn't surprise me if it was all a charade and he had us going on for months. Some people point at the Boston series that maybe he didn't want to go too deep into the playoffs knowing that he was going to leave -- it's a theory. I just don't know. It wouldn't surprise me if it wasn't a last-day decision."
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 12 July 2010 19:03 (fourteen years ago)
(that's dan gilbert, btw)
he might've been hurt, he might've given up on the team, who knows, they clearly weren't better than the celtics
― hoos gossage (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:05 (fourteen years ago)
Go Dan go!
― benedict lebron james arnold (brownie), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:06 (fourteen years ago)
l-r: Gilbert, Heat
http://www.popculturemadness.com/Entertainment/2007/Images/Godzilla8.jpg
― benedict lebron james arnold (brownie), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:08 (fourteen years ago)
Boobie Gibson at bottom right
― benedict lebron james arnold (brownie), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:09 (fourteen years ago)
if that's Boobie Gibson, why are there three... you know what, never mind
― MOATY I'M HERE (HI DERE), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:10 (fourteen years ago)
Nice post, Jordan.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:14 (fourteen years ago)
thank u sir
― hoos gossage (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 July 2010 19:17 (fourteen years ago)
i just had a moment to read it. your post on lebron is excellent and thoughtful, j0rdan.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 12 July 2010 20:18 (fourteen years ago)
yeah i really liked your take on it
i was already planning to try to get back into following the whole nba beyond my own team this year, and this whole big thing happening has kinda sealed the deal. at this point i'm more curious about how their team will work out than worried about them dominating the celtics for the next 5 years.
― ciderpress, Monday, 12 July 2010 20:27 (fourteen years ago)
oh plz plz PLZ let the sdominate the Celtics, it will generate nonstop lolz for me as I watch my friends
― MOATY I'M HERE (HI DERE), Monday, 12 July 2010 20:33 (fourteen years ago)
Waht?! Let sodomize the Celtics? And your friends want to watch?
― Aimless, Monday, 12 July 2010 21:35 (fourteen years ago)
good friends
― ice cr?m, Monday, 12 July 2010 22:07 (fourteen years ago)
chadfordinsider Stern on LeBron: He had right to leave Cavs, but "The Decision" was "poor" & "ill conceived" & "badly produced"
1 minute ago via web
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 00:03 (fourteen years ago)
shot across espn's bow. is stern giving a press conference right now?
― circles, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 00:22 (fourteen years ago)
chadfordinsider Stern: LeBron, Wade and Bosh didn't "tamper" nor were they guilty of "collusion
― hoos gossage (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 00:55 (fourteen years ago)
chadfordinsider Stern: Players are within their rights to talk to each other about playing together
― hoos gossage (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 00:56 (fourteen years ago)
NO SHIT.
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 01:08 (fourteen years ago)
'no wai players r my slaves' -dan gilbert
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 01:11 (fourteen years ago)
chadfordinsider Stern: I don't "fix" games and I didn't "have sex" with that woman (LeBron's mom)
― am0n, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 01:13 (fourteen years ago)
http://i.cdn.turner.com/sivault/si_online/covers/images/2010/0719_large.jpg
― i think i'm baby peach, larry koopa (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 15 July 2010 08:56 (fourteen years ago)
lol at that pic
― max, Thursday, 15 July 2010 08:56 (fourteen years ago)
yeah they need to add "taking photos together" to their list of things to do this off season
― i think i'm baby peach, larry koopa (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 15 July 2010 08:59 (fourteen years ago)
er, list of things to improve on, rather
― i think i'm baby peach, larry koopa (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 15 July 2010 09:00 (fourteen years ago)
i heard on le batard's radio show that somewhere in the heat's arena there is/was a white board where bron/bosh/wade all listed out players that they were gonna try and personally recruit to the team
― i think i'm baby peach, larry koopa (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 15 July 2010 09:01 (fourteen years ago)
i believe that this was happening the night of the "welcome party"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3abC8wnzE8
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 15 July 2010 12:26 (fourteen years ago)
Big Z!
― i'm gonna need a +1 so me & a friend can kick you in the balls (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 July 2010 13:56 (fourteen years ago)
Carell & Paul Rudd parodied the Decision on ESPYs (Outback over Chili's for dinner), abt as funny as their work for Apatow
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 July 2010 14:00 (fourteen years ago)
feel like you shouldve live bloggd it
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 15 July 2010 14:11 (fourteen years ago)
lol ron artest
more reason to think a lakers/heat finals would be awesome.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 15 July 2010 14:12 (fourteen years ago)
artest is a hero, should kill lebron w/a table leg
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 15 July 2010 14:13 (fourteen years ago)
srsly, if the Lakers were 5 Artests I would still like them
― HI DERE, Thursday, 15 July 2010 14:14 (fourteen years ago)
he thanked his psychiatrist!
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 15 July 2010 14:15 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7xlzLOZH5c
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 15 July 2010 17:15 (fourteen years ago)
Gloria James told Fratello that LeBron would never win under Mike Brown, pointed to Cavs' bench and asked Fratello, "You want that job?"2:43 PM Jul 14th via web
Gloria James yelled: F*** Mike Brown, F**** Danny Ferry. When Cavs fans booed LeBron in Game 5, she yelled F*** this place!2:29 PM Jul 14th via web
Just learned after Cavs Game 5 vs. Boston that Gloria James walked over to Mike Fratello and blasted Mike Brown.2:28 PM Jul 14th via web
― moullet, Thursday, 15 July 2010 22:03 (fourteen years ago)
gloria!
― ॐ nom nom (m bison), Thursday, 15 July 2010 22:34 (fourteen years ago)
i love that youtube
― i'm gonna need a +1 so me & a friend can kick you in the balls (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 July 2010 23:10 (fourteen years ago)
it's the funniest thing i've ever seen. and it perfectly parallels the situation, where the NBA has totally become the WWE (or the WCW, i guess).
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 15 July 2010 23:12 (fourteen years ago)
cp3+melo+amare could be nWo WOLFPAC
― press ctrl+alt+~*BELIEVE*~ 2 restart w/ christ (m bison), Thursday, 15 July 2010 23:17 (fourteen years ago)
who is dusty rhodes?
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 15 July 2010 23:18 (fourteen years ago)
more "miami's not going to be especially good"-articles: the orlando magic are still better.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 15 July 2010 23:21 (fourteen years ago)
looool at orlando being anything more than playoff flameouts
― press ctrl+alt+~*BELIEVE*~ 2 restart w/ christ (m bison), Thursday, 15 July 2010 23:22 (fourteen years ago)
nobody else is excited about big z going to the heat? I want that guy to get a ring!
― i'm gonna need a +1 so me & a friend can kick you in the balls (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 July 2010 03:13 (fourteen years ago)
i am. he seems like a good guy. he's good for us, too. big, great offensive rebounder, surprisingly nice shooting touch.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 16 July 2010 03:15 (fourteen years ago)
I kinda love this shirt:
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4079/4793798508_a70c55154b.jpg
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 16 July 2010 14:42 (fourteen years ago)
i like the "ridin' west" one better i wonder if they purposefully made a 'clean' version
― tremendoid, Friday, 16 July 2010 19:38 (fourteen years ago)
wtf is that basketball up to
― i think i'm baby peach, larry koopa (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 July 2010 19:40 (fourteen years ago)
I think he's pointing to the words and archly raising his eyebrows, as basketballs are known to do.
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 16 July 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago)
classy.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 16 July 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago)
"heh? heh?"
― tremendoid, Friday, 16 July 2010 19:47 (fourteen years ago)
http://i32.tinypic.com/14s85x.jpg
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 17 July 2010 17:58 (fourteen years ago)
of interest.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:51 (fourteen years ago)
adrian woj is the fucking worst
― i think i'm baby peach, larry koopa (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:03 (fourteen years ago)
in what way?
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:03 (fourteen years ago)
i was going to say that the article seemed to have a certain slant.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:04 (fourteen years ago)
his vast, vast use of unsourced reporting is shameful
― i think i'm baby peach, larry koopa (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:05 (fourteen years ago)
well you can just look at the headlines of his archives on the side of that column to see that he has a pretty public vendetta against lebron
― i think i'm baby peach, larry koopa (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:06 (fourteen years ago)
like, lol
No one had more intelligence and better monitored the disconnect between James and the Cavaliers than Miami Heat president Pat Riley. He had informants and spies everywher
― i think i'm baby peach, larry koopa (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:08 (fourteen years ago)
of which adrian can only name one
adrian is also the type of writer who slams athletes for having big egos in an attempt to inflate his own, i.e.
After a Yahoo! Sports column detailing the strife within Team LeBron in late June, Carter unwrapped his jealousy and called the New York Times to insist Wesley would have nothing to do with choosing a team.
― i think i'm baby peach, larry koopa (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:13 (fourteen years ago)
lol wade originally quoted as saying 'If we lose a couple in a row this season, it will be like the World Trade is coming down again.'
actually said 'we lose 2-3 games in a row, and it seems like the world has crashed down. You all are going to make it seem like the World Trade is coming down again, but it's not going to be nothing but a couple basketball games.'
http://nba.fanhouse.com/2010/07/18/heat-supporting-cast-has-become-better-than-expected
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:14 (fourteen years ago)
I don't think Adrian is anti-Lebron; he's just Mr. Kranky. As far as sources, he's no better or worse than any other sports reporter.
I'm not a fan, but he doesn't bother me like Steven A. or Chris Broussard or a whole passel of bigger name hacks.
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:15 (fourteen years ago)
there's a parade of angry sportswriters in the wake of "the decision," e.g., craig sheradin, espn's NY NBA analyst, who seemed perfectly happy with lebron when he thought he was going to the NYK, and now seems spiteful and dismissive of lebron now that his choice was the miami heat.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:16 (fourteen years ago)
The NBA doesn’t seem interested in pursuing a tampering probe, but a senior NBA official wants the league to investigate whether Riley promised James employment and benefits to members of his camp.
this is obviously the same official that was quoted higher up in the story about lebron & team usa -- clearly some dude who works for the nba and doesn't like lebron for some reason
― i think i'm baby peach, larry koopa (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:18 (fourteen years ago)
well they thought he was cool then found out he was a pussy, its understandable xp
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:19 (fourteen years ago)
are there other, pre-"decision" stories about how immature and tyrannical lebron james is? that aspect of the article was a surprise to me.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:20 (fourteen years ago)
ironically, posted a moment ago:
WallaceNBAHeat Heat coach Erik Spoelstra reaching out to ex-Cavs coach Mike Brown & others for tips on coaching, reaching LeBron James.
read literally any article that adrian woj wrote after game 6 of the east finals up until now
― i think i'm baby peach, larry koopa (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:20 (fourteen years ago)
'hey mike brown any tips on coaching lebron'
'o sure dont run any offense and never fast break, works every time'
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:22 (fourteen years ago)
Jordan at Lake Tahoe "I would not have called Larry and Magic and say let's play together. I wanted to beat them."
omg i hate old people
― moullet, Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:28 (fourteen years ago)
lol! thanks.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:30 (fourteen years ago)
Jordan at Lake Tahoe "I have a Hitler mustache."
― ice cr?m, Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:31 (fourteen years ago)
.... except the old people who are having fun w/ the heat
― moullet, Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:32 (fourteen years ago)
Jordan at Lake Tahoe "i don't have any friends"
― moullet, Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:33 (fourteen years ago)
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:34 (fourteen years ago)
it all comes down to what j0rdan said on the other day, all this jordan-narrative thing is incredibly lame
― moullet, Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:37 (fourteen years ago)
j0rdan, can you please link to that blog/tumblr post again? i couldn't find it via google (tho i read it when you first linked it)
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:38 (fourteen years ago)
also, i think you're right about adrian wojnarowski's feelings/slant on lebron.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:39 (fourteen years ago)
breaking!!!!!!!
"I would not have called Scottie, Toni and Dennis and say let's play together. And I would not have called Phil to coach me. I wanted to beat them."
― moullet, Monday, 19 July 2010 00:19 (fourteen years ago)
well adrian woj has made no secret about his feelings on lebron -- it's not really something one can be right/wrong about
― i think i'm baby peach, larry koopa (J0rdan S.), Monday, 19 July 2010 00:26 (fourteen years ago)
daniel here's the tumblr post
thanks.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 19 July 2010 00:31 (fourteen years ago)
i've been dogging woj for some time, a couple years ago his thing was being the sportsmanship/'character' police but he's been tilting at lebron's windmill the last few months. in his favor one the few who doesnt go out of his way to discredit kobe and he seems a lot less prudish as a talking head than in print, don't know whats up with that. guess he decides on a 'hook' every once in a while and runs with it.
― colored breens (tremendoid), Monday, 19 July 2010 01:29 (fourteen years ago)
i mean i guess that's what a featured columnist is gonna do but he gives you solid 6 month blocks of bias to chew on, nagl
― colored breens (tremendoid), Monday, 19 July 2010 01:36 (fourteen years ago)
He definitely gets the bit between his teeth and runs till he drops. I'm sure they'll be something else stuck in his craw by season's start.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 19 July 2010 01:37 (fourteen years ago)
adrian woj clearly has an agenda but everything in that story is fairly plausible imo
― call all destroyer, Monday, 19 July 2010 01:40 (fourteen years ago)
I'm sure they'll be something else stuck in his craw by season's start.
i think the heat will be the gift that keeps on giving all season long.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 19 July 2010 01:53 (fourteen years ago)
ex. a (or, by this point, maybe ex. aaaaa):
Wade said: "Plus, there's going to be times when we lose 2-3 games in a row, and it seems like the world has crashed down. You all are going to make it seem like the World Trade is coming down again, but it's not going to be nothing but a couple basketball games." I have to assume that Wade didn't intend to equate losing basketball games to a murderous act of war against innocent civilians. . . .
I have to assume that Wade didn't intend to equate losing basketball games to a murderous act of war against innocent civilians. . . .
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 19 July 2010 01:55 (fourteen years ago)
i think that's a safe assumption.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 19 July 2010 01:56 (fourteen years ago)
wade as player/publicist might be a bridge too far
― colored breens (tremendoid), Monday, 19 July 2010 02:03 (fourteen years ago)
http://i28.tinypic.com/2hwenw0.jpgwade
http://i27.tinypic.com/9tcu4o.jpgbron
http://i32.tinypic.com/2vl2xq1.jpgbosh
― ice cr?m, Monday, 19 July 2010 02:08 (fourteen years ago)
[jpg of the twin towers]
the nba
― max, Monday, 19 July 2010 02:10 (fourteen years ago)
i prefer the bosh/bron/wade as NWO meme.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 19 July 2010 02:13 (fourteen years ago)
added bonus: funny youtube clips of NWO analogy.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 19 July 2010 02:14 (fourteen years ago)
just wait til u see how hilarious the 9/11 themed youtubes are
― ice cr?m, Monday, 19 July 2010 02:15 (fourteen years ago)
― call all destroyer, Sunday, July 18, 2010 9:40 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark
well sure, but that doesn't mean that you don't need to source
― i think i'm baby peach, larry koopa (J0rdan S.), Monday, 19 July 2010 02:15 (fourteen years ago)
nothing -- nothing, nothing -- can top this
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 19 July 2010 02:17 (fourteen years ago)
contrasting opinions:
Charles Barkley favors the Lakers to win it all and said Bosh cannot defend Pau Gasol or Andrew Bynum. NBA TV's Kevin McHale said of Miami, ``There's every bit a chance this doesn't work as it does.''
(Jeff) Van Gundy doesn't believe the naysayers: ``I would be shocked if Miami didn't win the East, and they are my favorite to win it all. They are a low-to-mid-60-win team, and I could make the case they win 70. This is going to be historic. Everyone is trying to downplay this because they don't want to see it work. Maybe to some people, it's cheapened by them colluding together to form a dream team, or whatever they're calling it. But they are overlooking the greatness and unselfishness of these guys. James forfeited the ability to win five, six, seven straight MVP awards. And Bosh went from being a No. 1 in Toronto to being a distant third option. His numbers will take a huge hit."
also of interest: "FIU people were caught off guard by coach Isiah Thomas' attempt to recruit James to the Knicks, including a July 7 trip to Ohio. Thomas isn't commenting but reportedly covets an NBA return and told Knicks owner James Dolan he can lure star players to New York." sorry, fiu.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 19 July 2010 02:22 (fourteen years ago)
"You all are going to make it seem like the World Trade is coming down again, but it's not going to be nothing but a couple basketball games."
this is some srsly real talk
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 19 July 2010 11:19 (fourteen years ago)
smh @ wade's comments being "controversial"
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Monday, 19 July 2010 16:03 (fourteen years ago)
he was initially misquoted as saying 'when we lose two it will be like the word trade center coming down' - the media crit aspect was lost in translation - dont think this wouldve gotten much burn otherwise
― ice cr?m, Monday, 19 July 2010 18:22 (fourteen years ago)
dan shaugnessy's right hand should really get COZY with a gun and CHUMMY with his temple
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/dan_shaughnessy/07/19/players.friends/index.html?eref=sihp
― de jong and the restless (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 02:43 (fourteen years ago)
"athletes should purposefully cut off friendships with the people they like so they can better entertain us"
― de jong and the restless (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 02:46 (fourteen years ago)
There's a great old tale about an exchange between Ted Williams and a kid pitcher from the Washington Senators named Pedro Ramos. In one of his first games in the bigs, Ramos stuck out Williams. Ramos saved the baseball, and a few days later went over to the Sox dugout to ask Williams if he would sign the ball for him. The Splendid Splinter unloaded on Ramos with both barrels, signed the ball, and told him to take a hike. A few weeks later, Williams hit a prodigious homer off Ramos, and as he was rounding first base hollered, "I'll sign that sonofabitch, too, if you can ever find it!''
yeah, how dare lebron james team up with some PUNK KID PLAYER like dwayne wade. he should've told that sonofabitch no-name to take a hike
that is a dumb article.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 20 July 2010 02:47 (fourteen years ago)
The legend on Gibson was that he did not speak with his non-Cardinal teammates when he played for the National League in the All-Star game. He didn't want to compromise the competition when everybody got back to work after the mid-summer break.
"athletes nowadays should intentionally make their lives miserable, so as to not compromise our entertainment"
― de jong and the restless (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 02:48 (fourteen years ago)
this whole line of thinking is truly the most enraging part of free agency 2010
― de jong and the restless (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 02:50 (fourteen years ago)
dan shaughnessy should renounce all of the relationships that he has with other people in his profession, for my entertainment as a reader
― de jong and the restless (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 02:51 (fourteen years ago)
instead of being chummy with other sportswriters, he should cap their knees with a baseball bat.
for the good of the profession, and the fans.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 20 July 2010 02:53 (fourteen years ago)
that this anecdote is thought of as a positive reflection on williams is... sad but expected i guess
― max, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 03:36 (fourteen years ago)
please let's agree never to discuss dan shaughnessy articles
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 11:12 (fourteen years ago)
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/LeBron-James-takes-the-easy-way-out-Good-for-hi;_ylt=Arks7JdAPuF7WTt89n20s4q8vLYF?urn=nba,256810
― moullet, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 12:04 (fourteen years ago)
^ good article by dwyer against shaugnessy
― moullet, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 12:06 (fourteen years ago)
dudes shaugnessy is 100% troll always has been, be cool
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 12:21 (fourteen years ago)
i want spam this: The point, in this league, is to work and move and dominate in a setting with four other men. Not to be a man amongst boys.
― moullet, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 12:53 (fourteen years ago)
best article i've seen from a media person in re being able to separate what he did from how he did it.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 13:08 (fourteen years ago)
http://imgsrv.gocomics.com/dim/%3Ffh%3D8a43cc6a3accb72c362878ffbc4bf247%26w%3D600
― Daleks in NYC (Leee), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 22:42 (fourteen years ago)
Duh-oh: http://imgsrv.gocomics.com/dim/?fh=8a43cc6a3accb72c362878ffbc4bf247&w=600
― Daleks in NYC (Leee), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 22:43 (fourteen years ago)
GAH. http://www.gocomics.com/tomthedancingbug/2010/07/16/
lol. you may snipe, but an authoritative voice fully supports lebron's ''decision''
"I believe that this Miami team will be explosive as intended," Wayne continued. "Anything less than an NBA championship title will be uncivilized."
indeed.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 20 July 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago)
good reference
― uNi-tArDs (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago)
"Anything less than an NBA championship title will be uncivilized."
luv this dude
― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 22:49 (fourteen years ago)
haha wayne is such a fuckin nerd
― max, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 22:58 (fourteen years ago)
holy shit that is the best quote ever
― u dad (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 23:02 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sMm-nYsmx4
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 23:44 (fourteen years ago)
omg blast from the past
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 23:44 (fourteen years ago)
charles barkley used to do commericals solo, on his own. now he hides behind dwyane wade in commercials, just to succeed. sad.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 20 July 2010 23:47 (fourteen years ago)
j/k i love charles barkley.
― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 20 July 2010 23:48 (fourteen years ago)
haha FLAKY WHITE STUFF
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 00:00 (fourteen years ago)
haha forgot abt those ads
― blap...tremendo (deej), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 01:16 (fourteen years ago)
will larry bird be the next domino to fall?
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 21 July 2010 12:53 (fourteen years ago)
jordan magic and bird should have a espn show where they shame lebron wade and bosh after every game
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 12:59 (fourteen years ago)
just a bunch of guys thinking about beating other guys
― i'm gonna need a +1 so me & a friend can kick you in the balls (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 13:00 (fourteen years ago)
feel like it could really boost the angry old man demo
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 13:10 (fourteen years ago)
i'd watch!
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 21 July 2010 13:15 (fourteen years ago)
Jordan, a few weeks after being drafted by the Chicago Bulls, was working out with his potential Team USA teammates in preparation for the 1984 Olympics in Los Angeles. The kids are on one court, and on another practice court runs a group of NBA All-Stars. It might even be a half-court/half-court situation, but I'm having a hard time finding quotable documentation inside my living room while on deadline, so you'll have to bear with me.A loose ball, whatever the source, bounces from the Olympic team's court (featuring Jordan) to the veteran's side. Jordan goes to chase, Bird sort of runs into it. Jordan — not fawning, but not impolite — asks for it back. Bird chucks it over his head and back toward his team's court, then turns to run back to his own practice.
A loose ball, whatever the source, bounces from the Olympic team's court (featuring Jordan) to the veteran's side. Jordan goes to chase, Bird sort of runs into it. Jordan — not fawning, but not impolite — asks for it back. Bird chucks it over his head and back toward his team's court, then turns to run back to his own practice.
new espn show should close with this scene being re-enacted, over-and-over, in perpetuity.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 21 July 2010 13:19 (fourteen years ago)
lock jordan, bird, and magic in a glass case, have kareem, scottie, mchale, dennis johnson, parrish, rodman, worthy all trying to claw-in (but the glass case is also a two way mirror so jordan and co cannot see their teammates)!!! last man standing gets arrested for double murder.
― feelin on yo (_(__) (m bison), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 13:25 (fourteen years ago)
already renewed for the second season
― i'm gonna need a +1 so me & a friend can kick you in the balls (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 14:14 (fourteen years ago)
Bird chucks it over his head and back toward his team's court
Bird was always a psych artist. He was just getting in some early licks against a rookie who might have the idea he was better than scum. Pretty standard operating procedure, really.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 17:34 (fourteen years ago)
Heat check: New Miami outlookBy John HollingerJuly 22, 2010
Three weeks ago, I took a quick look at how a team with LeBron James, Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh might fare if the three were to join forces.
Now, after the shadiest summer in league history concluded with those three all on the same roster (not to mention the apparent shenanigans with James Jones and Richard Jefferson opting out from and then returning to the Heat and Spurs, respectively), that question has moved from a hypothetical "what if?" to a very real "it did."
Thus, it's time for a second, closer look at the same question.
In the first exercise, I plugged the trio into a lineup with 10 replacement-level players (those are the guys any team can pluck off the scrap heap) and came away with a figure of 61 wins for the imaginary Team Trinity. My assumptions for that exercise included a PER of 29 for James, 26 for Wade and 23 for Bosh, with James playing 3,100 minutes, Wade playing 2,850 and Bosh playing 2,600.
For the real Miami Heat? Let's revisit those assumptions.
First of all, the supporting cast is significantly better than we had projected. We had assumed the Heat would need to clear the decks salarywise, but because Bosh, James and Wade all took less money than they could have, it allowed the Heat to keep another decent player (Mario Chalmers) and sign two more solid contributors as free agents (Mike Miller and Udonis Haslem). Those three are significantly better than replacement-level, or at least they were last season, and so that should improve Miami's projection significantly.
From there, the players the Heat have filled out their roster with -- Joel Anthony, Zydrunas Ilgauskas, Jamaal Magloire, Carlos Arroyo, Juwan Howard, Jones and Dexter Pittman -- are more in line with the type of minimum-contract flotsam we'd expected them to land in the first exercise, so they don't change the outcome of our projection much.
But before we get to our answer, we have two other adjustments to make. The first is a technical one involving Bosh, Wade and James. Thanks to a bit of digging by ESPN researcher Keith Goldner, we have a much better idea about how the interplay of Bosh, Wade and James might work.
I had estimated earlier that each of Miami's big three would lose about 5 percent of his total possessions this season but could only speculate as to how that might impact their efficiency. Based on Goldner's work with the players' skill curves (a concept created by Denver Nuggets stat guru Dean Oliver that shows how players' efficiency changes with more or fewer touches), we can now estimate what might happen.
Looking at their skill curves for the past three seasons, we'd expect James' efficiency to increase by 1.19 points per 100 possessions, Wade's by 0.70, and Bosh's by 0.29.
Of course, they could also redistribute the possessions to optimize their efficiency. In that case, instead of reducing all three players by 5 percent, the correct strategy would be to diminish Bosh's touches severely, diminish James' touches slightly, and actually increase the touches by Wade -- up to a usage rate of about 40, he shows virtually no loss of effectiveness.
Because this scenario stretches the bounds of feasibility -- it's nearly inconceivable that Wade would have more touches than he did when he was basically playing 1-on-5 last season -- I won't dwell on it in this projection.
Besides, they're fearsome enough without such a severe adjustment. Pumping those changes into last season's numbers, one gets Bosh with a PER of 24.16, Wade with a PER of 27.39 and James at a robust 31.04. Basically, they wouldn't lose a thing.
Of course, they won't be playing with last season's Bosh-Wade-James tandem, but next season's version. This is an important distinction -- their numbers would have been likely to diminish slightly even if they had stayed on their own teams, simply because there isn't much room left for them to go up. My projection tool had James at a PER of 29.12, Wade at 26.31 and Bosh at 23.88 if each had stayed put.
Now there's still the matter of plugging in the rest of the roster. I ran all of them through my projection system and estimated minutes for the rest of the crew -- 2,000 each for Miller and Haslem, with Chalmers and Arroyo splitting the point duties and about 500 minutes left over for a "no-point" offense, and spot duty for the others. After two other slight adjustments -- putting my finger on the scale to improve what I felt was an unusually pessimistic projection for Miller, and replacing Jones (who rated far south of replacement level) with a randomly selected civilian, the answer it spat out was ...
68 wins.
Well, 68.3 to be exact, but it's not clear to me where the Heat will get the extra 0.3.
Of course, there's one other important factor to consider here: The Heat probably don't need to win 68 games. My model assumes they'll play their best players as much as they can, but any such projection system breaks down a bit with elite teams that can coast at the end of the regular season. Most likely, the Heat will need to win only 63 or so to clinch home-court advantage throughout the playoffs. If they hit that mark with six or seven games to play, you can bet all the sugarcane in Florida that Wade, James and Bosh will see very little of the court.
As a result, the most realistic estimate for this team is more like 65 wins.
More importantly, it isn't 70 or 72 -- the targets that everybody might be talking about during the season if Miami appears on track to challenge the 1995-96 Chicago Bulls' all-time record of 72-10. To achieve the 70-win plateau, the Heat not only would have to be interested enough to play their starters during some meaningless April games but also would need better-than-average health from their three stars and/or surprise seasons from at least a couple of the role players.
But whether it's 65, 68.3, 70 or 72, the overriding conclusion is the same: Miami is now the favorite to win it all. With three stars and just enough role-playing talent around them to fill in the cracks, a Miami-L.A. Lakers Finals next June almost seems preordained.
Now if we could just get this pesky regular season out of the way ...
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 22 July 2010 18:09 (fourteen years ago)
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l602vfDwMF1qzel1vo1_400.jpg
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Friday, 23 July 2010 17:46 (fourteen years ago)
amazing
― feelin on yo (_(__) (m bison), Friday, 23 July 2010 17:50 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/conceited-prick-thinks-other-conceited-prick-not-c,17774/
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 24 July 2010 18:48 (fourteen years ago)
love rondo's attitude. would totally look forward to a celtics-heat series, and i'd be totally okay if boston won.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 25 July 2010 02:22 (fourteen years ago)
I agree. While the Heat will obviously be a good team, the playoffs are littered with the bleaching bones of good teams that lost. All any team has to do is score one more point than the other guys. The C's have proved themselves. The all-new-improved Heat have yet to do that.
― Aimless, Sunday, 25 July 2010 15:28 (fourteen years ago)
ok so fyi I'm going back to thinking LeBron faked that elbow injury, and shooting that FT left-handed was some bullshit.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 17:57 (fourteen years ago)
SamAmicoNBA. Woman whose daughter attended volleyball camp at St. V says LeBron booted young campers from gym so he could work out last week.
fiend! also, i hear he faked his elbow injury in a playoff series.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 28 July 2010 19:41 (fourteen years ago)
he.... cares about getting better! what a dick!
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 28 July 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago)
want a reality series of lebron being mean to children now
― for those about to s1ock, we slutsk you (m bison), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 19:52 (fourteen years ago)
lol yes
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 28 July 2010 19:52 (fourteen years ago)
me too! want him to embrace his inner super-villain. maybe he can tour with madlib and mf doom.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 28 July 2010 19:53 (fourteen years ago)
lebron tours elementary school cafeterias around the country and feeds the children ICE CREAM and CUPCAKES
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 28 July 2010 19:53 (fourteen years ago)
lebron teaches bid whist to 10 year olds
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 19:54 (fourteen years ago)
just laughed for like a minute at ^^^
― max, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 19:55 (fourteen years ago)
like whoa guys
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/LeBron-James-Vegas-vacation-was-very-LeBron-Jam?urn=nba-258818
super lols contained within
― enjoy your day (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 23:13 (fourteen years ago)
i'm hoping big baby was thinking "we beat your ass in may and we'll do it again next may" but i fear he was just thinking "all those naked women and no bbq"
― enjoy your day (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 23:14 (fourteen years ago)
now that is just classique, needs video
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 23:34 (fourteen years ago)
slightly off-topic, maybe, but of interest. from ethan scolnick's twitter:
Nowitzki says he might have joined Heat if Wade and James had asked. Better player than Bosh but 7 years older. Which would u want?
scolnick is a sun-sentinel sportswriter.
I say bosh.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 29 July 2010 00:07 (fourteen years ago)
for 6 years, bosh. for the next 2 years, nowitzki.
― for those about to s1ock, we slutsk you (m bison), Thursday, 29 July 2010 01:09 (fourteen years ago)
imagine dirk bombing 3s off drive and kicks from bron/wade gdamn
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 29 July 2010 01:43 (fourteen years ago)
would choose dirk bcuz the 'deal with it' gif would be funnier
― max, Thursday, 29 July 2010 01:47 (fourteen years ago)
could do a ytmnd page with hasselhoff loop
― for those about to s1ock, we slutsk you (m bison), Thursday, 29 July 2010 01:48 (fourteen years ago)
for next 250 years nowitzki imo
also mega-lol story <3ed it
― moullet, Thursday, 29 July 2010 01:57 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/38459999/from/ET
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 29 July 2010 02:55 (fourteen years ago)
Soon after arriving at Lavo, a restaurant and nightclub at the Palazzo, a scene straight out of "West Side Story" breaks out when James and Lamar Odom(notes), seated at a nearby table, engage in an impromptu dance-off to California Swag District's "Teach Me How To Dougie."Odom, smoking a cigar, can't quite keep up. James celebrates by crossing himself and taking a shot of Patron.
― i'm gonna need a +1 so me & a friend can kick you in the balls (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 July 2010 15:47 (fourteen years ago)
that story... wasn't really that funny?
like, all I got out of it is LeBron's manager is a douche
― Mayor Hickenlooper and the liberal agenda (HI DERE), Thursday, 29 July 2010 15:57 (fourteen years ago)
the air basketball part is kind of funny
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 29 July 2010 15:59 (fourteen years ago)
if i had lebron's body i would just want to jump over shit all the time for no reason.
― LA river flood (lukas), Thursday, 29 July 2010 16:51 (fourteen years ago)
I mean, yes the baseline situation was ludicrous and the waiter thing is seriously stupid but the descriptions of LeBron in the midst of all of it was kind of prosaic and unremarkable...?
― Mayor Hickenlooper and the liberal agenda (HI DERE), Thursday, 29 July 2010 16:57 (fourteen years ago)
yeah i kind of assumed thats how all basketball players/famous people live
― max, Thursday, 29 July 2010 17:06 (fourteen years ago)
esp when in vegas
― max, Thursday, 29 July 2010 17:07 (fourteen years ago)
cant wait 4 lebron doing his taxes stories in april: "He hired an accounting firm as he does every year FUUUUUUUCK!!!!"
― for those about to s1ock, we slutsk you (m bison), Thursday, 29 July 2010 17:15 (fourteen years ago)
maybe he'll dance on the tables of the accounting firm, surrounded by bodyguards who will select pretty accountants to join lebron in the special "tax party room" upstairs.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 29 July 2010 17:17 (fourteen years ago)
"can i declare making it rain on these hoes as a business expense>"
― for those about to s1ock, we slutsk you (m bison), Thursday, 29 July 2010 17:19 (fourteen years ago)
"consider this a donation to a 501(c)(deeznutz)"
&etc
― for those about to s1ock, we slutsk you (m bison), Thursday, 29 July 2010 17:20 (fourteen years ago)
maverick carter does seem like a massive buffoon tho
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 29 July 2010 18:28 (fourteen years ago)
despite knowing little about him, i have a negative impression of maverick carter. it's based on the fact that carter appears to have chosen to make his living on his friend's coattails and by being a member of his friend's childhood entourage.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 29 July 2010 18:44 (fourteen years ago)
as is LeBron, let's just admit thatxp
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 29 July 2010 18:44 (fourteen years ago)
as are a lot of star atheletes.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 29 July 2010 18:45 (fourteen years ago)
man if my billionaire childhood friends asked me to run his affairs and pay me handsomely for it, i'd be like no thank you sir, i'm my own man and will work at Target for $10/hr but keep my PRIDE. end scene.
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 29 July 2010 18:55 (fourteen years ago)
It's not that he's working for his childhood friend that makes him seem like a total buffoon, it's planning things like this Vegas trip and pouring half a bottle of liquor on the floor for no discernible reason that make him seem like a buffoon.
― Mayor Hickenlooper and the liberal agenda (HI DERE), Thursday, 29 July 2010 18:56 (fourteen years ago)
yes, exactly
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 29 July 2010 18:58 (fourteen years ago)
i don't think his working for his childhood friend makes him a buffoon (the other stuff you mention does). it just gives me an instantly negative impression of him.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 29 July 2010 18:59 (fourteen years ago)
granny, as strange as it sounds (and i know it does), i think i'd work at target in your hypothetical.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 29 July 2010 19:00 (fourteen years ago)
You are right, it does.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 29 July 2010 19:05 (fourteen years ago)
eddie house just signed to heat for 2 yrs
― am0n, Thursday, 29 July 2010 19:08 (fourteen years ago)
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2010/0729/mlb_g_lebron_jersey1_600.jpg
Hundreds jeered as a fan wearing a LeBron James Miami Heat jersey caused a ruckus in the stands.
― am0n, Thursday, 29 July 2010 19:10 (fourteen years ago)
Hundreds jeered? Not enough...
― Mr. Snrub, Friday, 30 July 2010 02:27 (fourteen years ago)
*trillions jeered
― iatee, Friday, 30 July 2010 02:28 (fourteen years ago)
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if u didnt enjoy this article u have no soul fyi
― ice cr?m, Friday, 30 July 2010 12:42 (fourteen years ago)
LeBron James is referring to the Heat as ``Team John Dillinger'' -- after the 1920s/1930s American bank robber who was labeled ``Public Enemy No. 1'' by former FBI director J. Edgar Hoover.
SO DOPE
― righteous lecoq (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 1 August 2010 06:16 (fourteen years ago)
i would totally cop a shirt of lebron/bosh/wade done up in old timey mustaches and fedoras
― righteous lecoq (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 1 August 2010 06:17 (fourteen years ago)
I think this is hard to condemn, actually, because he's not explicitly living on handouts, he's actually LeBron's manager - I mean, whatever that means, it's not like Leon Rose comes to Vegas with him and that's obviously a far more important job but I can imagine in M.Carter's mind it makes total sense that he be entitled to pour out all the Grey Goose he wants?
Like, when we were kids my friend and I used to make video games, he'd code them and I'd design them, if it had turned out that he was one of the most talented programmers ever and we'd sold 3462786348 copies I'd still feel like my design was a part of that success, not said "oh wow, you're legit, get a real designer now, I'm off to work at target"
― Gravel Puzzleworth, Sunday, 1 August 2010 08:55 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtJRVrh5y6U&feature=player_embedded
― moullet, Monday, 2 August 2010 04:44 (fourteen years ago)
so does LeBron routinely shed his jersey immediately after walking off the court?
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 16:25 (fourteen years ago)
only after he gives up on a team ;)
― am0n, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 16:33 (fourteen years ago)
ouch: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1172070/1/index.htm
― moullet, Saturday, 7 August 2010 22:59 (fourteen years ago)
LeBron would be Magic and Dwyane would be Kobe and Chris would be Kevin Garnett
WHICH ONE OF THESE DOES NOT BELONG?
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 7 August 2010 23:07 (fourteen years ago)
ouch: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1172070/1/index.htm― moullet, Saturday, August 7, 2010
― moullet, Saturday, August 7, 2010
*sigh* this is the same stale, sanctimonious, unfair and easy report written 1K times since "the decision."
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 8 August 2010 00:16 (fourteen years ago)
lebron would be magic and dwyane would be kobe and chris would be.....chris bosh
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 8 August 2010 00:30 (fourteen years ago)
was wondering which one of those "DID NOT BELONG."
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 8 August 2010 00:36 (fourteen years ago)
chris bosh is v., v. good, btw (kevin garnett-good or not).
dammit man kevin garnett is possibly the best team defender the game has ever seen.
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 8 August 2010 00:37 (fourteen years ago)
not disagreeing. no real need to compare. dwight howard is no bill russell, you know, but he's still dwight howard.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 8 August 2010 00:39 (fourteen years ago)
i know i know i think "no real need to compare" is the right way to think here.
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 8 August 2010 00:40 (fourteen years ago)
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, August 7, 2010 8:16 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
otm
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 8 August 2010 03:10 (fourteen years ago)
I can't decide if this is too silly or actually humorous:
http://mrslebronwade.com/
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 22:55 (fourteen years ago)
Dinosaur Transformers
Hello?
This isn’t Google! What is this?
― Gulab jamun (Gulab Jamun) into the syrup please. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 September 2010 00:35 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.clevescene.com/images/blogimages/2010/10/13/1286978084-picture_685.png
― am0n, Friday, 15 October 2010 18:52 (fourteen years ago)
lollllllllllllllll
― i think i'm big screech. samuel powers. whippin' nerds. hallelujah. (m bison), Saturday, 16 October 2010 03:55 (fourteen years ago)
what a thread. ilh is the best gd board.
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 16 October 2010 04:05 (fourteen years ago)
bron bron's shoe
http://sneakermestupid.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/LBJ8-PreHeat-M-6m.jpg
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 16 October 2010 04:06 (fourteen years ago)
in a previous life, coulda been spurs shoes
http://www.sportslogos.net/images/logos/6/233/full/e04ylwkfdofkr2ctlerjov26s.gif
― i think i'm big screech. samuel powers. whippin' nerds. hallelujah. (m bison), Saturday, 16 October 2010 04:08 (fourteen years ago)
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, July 8, 2010 12:10 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 16 October 2010 04:09 (fourteen years ago)
― altered scones (J0rdan S.), Thursday, July 8, 2010 12:11 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark
zing
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 16 October 2010 04:10 (fourteen years ago)
he's being sarcastic, but he's right thinkaboutit
― i think i'm big screech. samuel powers. whippin' nerds. hallelujah. (m bison), Saturday, 16 October 2010 04:10 (fourteen years ago)
that shoe is fugly tbh
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 16 October 2010 04:11 (fourteen years ago)
that's the "miami" version btw
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 16 October 2010 04:12 (fourteen years ago)
icBucher Unofficial Bucher poll results of those I've spoken to today: 4 for Cle, 3 for NY.
u need new sources
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 16 October 2010 04:13 (fourteen years ago)
these sources: espn trade machine, isiah thomas, ohio gov ted strickland, mo williams, ric bucher (credited as 'league official'), whoopi, and knicks73 from the espn's comment sections
― i think i'm big screech. samuel powers. whippin' nerds. hallelujah. (m bison), Saturday, 16 October 2010 04:15 (fourteen years ago)
hahah
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 16 October 2010 04:16 (fourteen years ago)
― max, Saturday, 16 October 2010 14:39 (fourteen years ago)
u will still hear daniel esq's shrieks of joy/disgust from florida― johnny crunch, Thursday, July 8, 2010
― johnny crunch, Thursday, July 8, 2010
still shrieking tbh
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 16 October 2010 15:39 (fourteen years ago)
haha yes yes
― shecky naw (tremendoid), Saturday, 16 October 2010 19:26 (fourteen years ago)
what a lame shoe
― Gravel Puzzleworth, Saturday, 16 October 2010 19:55 (fourteen years ago)
yeah. why does every product marketed as being "from miami" has to be neon?
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 16 October 2010 20:26 (fourteen years ago)
not true, ive seen lots of non-neon cocaine
― i think i'm big screech. samuel powers. whippin' nerds. hallelujah. (m bison), Saturday, 16 October 2010 20:27 (fourteen years ago)
not that this needs to be said, but: not all cocaine comes from miami.
also, we have lovely weather.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 16 October 2010 20:28 (fourteen years ago)
so ive heard, is it neon?
― i think i'm big screech. samuel powers. whippin' nerds. hallelujah. (m bison), Saturday, 16 October 2010 20:29 (fourteen years ago)
nothing but blue skies.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 16 October 2010 20:32 (fourteen years ago)
and hurricanes.
and huge cockroaches
― Aimless, Saturday, 16 October 2010 21:20 (fourteen years ago)
and ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀
― am0n, Sunday, 17 October 2010 00:58 (fourteen years ago)
― balls, Thursday, July 8, 2010 9:52 PM
― ••• ▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀ ▄█▀ ••• (m bison), Thursday, July 8, 2010 10:21 PM
^ boomin posts
― am0n, Sunday, 17 October 2010 01:20 (fourteen years ago)
This made me laugh:
South Park - What Should I Do?
Sorry I didn't bother to try to embed it here.
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 4 November 2010 15:14 (fourteen years ago)
just in case anyone was wondering why lebron might've left cleveland, here's the view from his back porch
http://miasportsguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/pool.jpg
― gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 December 2010 01:16 (fourteen years ago)
heres the number of cool things about miami:
0
*accepts daps*
― max, Friday, 10 December 2010 03:42 (fourteen years ago)
aw not even
http://passionweiss.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/1247519186-scarface-photo-xl-scarface-6235696.jpg
― tuom of finland (m bison), Friday, 10 December 2010 03:44 (fourteen years ago)
^ that'll be lebron soon @ the scorer's table pre-game
― am0n, Friday, 10 December 2010 03:50 (fourteen years ago)
hahahahahaha amon
― gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 December 2010 03:52 (fourteen years ago)
miami's alright, i'd rather live there than any city in the northeast or midwest
― Princess TamTam, Friday, 10 December 2010 04:02 (fourteen years ago)
*this may not be true
miami is pretty alright
― gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 December 2010 04:06 (fourteen years ago)
miami's alright in the same way san diego is... you're not gonna go gaga over it but the weather's great and there's tacos, which makes it better than any place in the country where it snows ever
― Princess TamTam, Friday, 10 December 2010 04:16 (fourteen years ago)
isdg why south beach is a 'thing'
― the nagl is the nagl (dayo), Friday, 10 December 2010 04:21 (fourteen years ago)
women
― gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 December 2010 04:23 (fourteen years ago)
blow
― tuom of finland (m bison), Friday, 10 December 2010 04:26 (fourteen years ago)
women on blow who blow
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 10 December 2010 05:05 (fourteen years ago)
heres the number of cool things about miami:0
smgdh
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 10 December 2010 05:12 (fourteen years ago)
uh oh, now the angry clevelanders gonna know where bron lives.
― circles, Friday, 10 December 2010 05:26 (fourteen years ago)
a friend of ours was at an ocean-drive restaurant a few nights ago. lebron was there, and so were some cleveland fans, down for the dolphins/browns game, i guess. they actually heckled lebron -- loudly -- in the restaurant, and were escorted out.
so they waited for lebron to finish dinner and leave, then they heckled him some more.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 10 December 2010 05:33 (fourteen years ago)
dedication
― circles, Friday, 10 December 2010 05:35 (fourteen years ago)
depressing
― tuom of finland (m bison), Friday, 10 December 2010 12:24 (fourteen years ago)
now their lives have a focus it lacked before
― Aimless, Friday, 10 December 2010 18:34 (fourteen years ago)
san diego is "okay"....some really good food and beer down there, awesome zoo, antonio gates limping around in a daze at the supermarket, little else to get excited about. the closest i want to get to miami is when i watch 'burn notice'.
― omar little, Friday, 10 December 2010 18:41 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.newsnet5.com/dpp/news/local_news/water_cooler/Former-translator-for-terror-leader-Osama-bin-Laden-wants-LeBron-James-to-apologize-to-Cleveland
WASHINGTON - Apparently “The Decision” sits worse with one man than working for the terror leader behind the 9/11 attacks.
The former translator for vile and now-dead Al Qaeda head Osama bin Laden seemingly has little regard for former Cavalier LeBron James.
In a declassified letter to the Washington Times, Muhammad Rahim wrote, “Lebron James is a very bad man. He should apologize to the city of Cleveland.”
Rahim, an Afghan translator who worked for bin Laden, is referring to James’ highly criticized 2010 televised decision to leave the Cleveland Cavaliers for the Miami Heat.
Rahim is currently in Guantanamo Bay.
For the record, in May 2011, James did say, "I apologize for the way it happened."
The Post got the letter from Rahim's lawyer, Carlos Warner, who is from Akron, the same hometown as James. According to the paper’s column, Warner said Rahim’s sentiments made about James leaving the Cavs are because of his client’s tribal values, in which loyalty is most important and “betrayals are not tolerated or forgiven.”
Warner also revealed that one of Rahim’s demands in exchange for information is a cat. Rahim told his lawyer that a fellow Gitmo inmate has a cat and he wants one too. The Department of Defense reportedly could not confirm or deny if it gave a cat to an inmate for good behavior in exchange for information.
The lesson to take away from all this: even though Al Qaeda members may hate America, they think LeBron's the bad guy -- and they have a soft spot for kittens.
― am0n, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 15:40 (twelve years ago)
put lebron in guantanamo
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 12 September 2012 16:08 (twelve years ago)
lebronamo
― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 20:26 (twelve years ago)
this is an incredible unearthed artifact:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t72kT7h08EA
― symsymsym, Thursday, 18 April 2024 21:55 (one year ago)
starts about 9 minutes in