2012 NBA Offseason Speculatin' and Spectatin'

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What is up, friends, I used capital letters.

LOL! What a lark!

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Monday, 11 June 2012 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

talk about cba year 2

talk about the untimely demise or untimely continuation of teams based on old people

talk about deron williams going to dallas

just dont remind me that the thunder have this entire team signed up through next year, too

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Monday, 11 June 2012 17:20 (twelve years ago) link

yeah lets talk abt them shits

lag∞n, Monday, 11 June 2012 18:48 (twelve years ago) link

Grizz getting bought by young billionaire:
http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/8038389/sources-billionaire-robert-pera-agrees-purchase-memphis-grizzlies

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Monday, 11 June 2012 20:37 (twelve years ago) link

someone tell me how good anthony davis will be

Clay, Monday, 11 June 2012 22:13 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/fdFVi.jpg

this good

lag∞n, Monday, 11 June 2012 22:39 (twelve years ago) link

Sources told ESPN.com that Pera was spotted at a Grizzlies game in March touring the team's facilities and operations and Heisley acknowledged to the Memphis Commercial Appeal in March that there was another unnamed bidder for the team along with California billionaire Larry Ellison. Heisley was quoted as saying that he halted negotiations with Ellison because the deep-pocketed Oracle founder wanted to relocate the franchise.

"We're not even considering Ellison," Heisley told the newspaper. "This team cannot be moved."

The Chicago-based Heisley bought the Grizzlies in 2000 when they were located in Vancouver and moved the franchise to Memphis starting with the 2001-02 season.

ha

lag∞n, Monday, 11 June 2012 22:41 (twelve years ago) link

prediction: the grizzlies will be moved

lag∞n, Monday, 11 June 2012 22:42 (twelve years ago) link

they're in Memphis till at least 2021; massive penalties for moving out of Fed Ex Forum before then.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 11 June 2012 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

hey you know who can deal w/massive penalties: billionaires

lag∞n, Monday, 11 June 2012 22:54 (twelve years ago) link

plus you can prob recoupe most of that money being more profitable somewhere else

lag∞n, Monday, 11 June 2012 22:55 (twelve years ago) link

I wish Ellison had bought the Warriors.

GoatEA Sports (It's In The Name) (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Monday, 11 June 2012 23:16 (twelve years ago) link

wow bison used capitals

moullet, Monday, 11 June 2012 23:48 (twelve years ago) link

Malone: I'm from the country. Our etiquette is pretty much, "Pass me the beans," and we pass it down. No disrespect to the prince—it took me a while to understand the rules. This glass was on this side, and this fork was for this... You know what? Let me eat. You're talking about a fish out of water—that's how I felt. I had a nice suit on, I guess.

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 01:13 (twelve years ago) link

The Chicago-based Heisley bought the Grizzlies in 2000 when they were located in Vancouver and moved the franchise to Memphis starting with the 2001-02 season.

ha

― lag∞n, Monday, June 11, 2012 10:41 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The clamor for the NBA to return to Vancouver is deafening.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 01:39 (twelve years ago) link

as it will be when they leave memphis!

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 01:42 (twelve years ago) link

Heisley selling is way lame, he was a fun owner.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 01:42 (twelve years ago) link

spent a lot of money, told the GM to make both horrible and brilliant moves.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 01:45 (twelve years ago) link

it's funny how in not that long marc will be better than pau

lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 01:47 (twelve years ago) link

what cities really want teams right now? Seattle and Vegas?

Clay, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 02:00 (twelve years ago) link

Kansas City

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 02:06 (twelve years ago) link

cities near larry ellison's compound

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 02:08 (twelve years ago) link

Toledo

un® (dayo), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 02:19 (twelve years ago) link

San Juan, PR
San Juan Osos

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 02:20 (twelve years ago) link

read some rumor that golden state was trying to get josh smith for the 7th pick and other stuff. golden state is definitely the type of place i'd like for him to end up. my biggest fear is him going somewhere like the spurs or celtics with a good coach/culture and turning into a beast instead of the frustratingly talented dipshit he is now.

Moreno, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 02:25 (twelve years ago) link

god I hope the hawks are dumb enough to give us josh smith for like Dejuan Blair and some DVDs of Gregg popovich's best coaching tips vol. 2

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 02:36 (twelve years ago) link

too cute

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 02:56 (twelve years ago) link

DVDs of Gregg popovich's best coaching tips vol. 2

would watch

Moreno, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 03:00 (twelve years ago) link

lol just came here to post that rubio pic ^____________^

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 June 2012 03:01 (twelve years ago) link

I like the parallel universe where the Cavs pick Josh Smith instead of Luke Jackson and Lebron and Josh destroy the league for a decade.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 04:31 (twelve years ago) link

lol at the wishful-thinking reports of Mike Miller retiring.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 09:27 (twelve years ago) link

so that GQ Dream Team thing is pretty cool - but stern is lying through his teeth

un® (dayo), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 10:51 (twelve years ago) link

Rome: "...was the fix in for the lottery?"

Stern: "No, and a statement: shame on you for asking."

Rome: "I understand why you would say that to me. I think it's my job to ask because I think people wonder."

Stern: "No, it's ridiculous. But that's OK."

Rome: "I know you think it's ridiculous, but I don't think the question's ridiculous, because I know people who think that. I'm not saying that I do, but I think it's my job to ask you that."

Stern: "Have you stopped beating your wife yet?"

am0n, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:48 (twelve years ago) link

WOWZA

Gotye Sports (It's In The Name) (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:50 (twelve years ago) link

jim rome doesn't beat his wife btw, it's a weird rhetorical thing that stern has used a few times before... like asking someone if they've stopped doing something that they've never done

anyway, stern is an idiot. i have no idea why he'd get so annoyed by the lottery conspiracy of all things.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:52 (twelve years ago) link

Such a bad saying.

Gotye Sports (It's In The Name) (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:53 (twelve years ago) link

uh stern owned rome there

the route is ban (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:55 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZrxaGKvo7o

The behind the backboard angle of this dunk was a work of art. Im sure that shot will be used for years to come.

Gotye Sports (It's In The Name) (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:57 (twelve years ago) link

fwiw, the "have you stopped [doing some horrible thing]" trope is the standard rhetorical example of a loaded question, iow a question which contains an unflattering assumption that must be accepted as true to answer the question on its own terms. Answering either yes or no establishes that you were [doing some horrible thing] at some point in the past.

Aimless, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:01 (twelve years ago) link

Listening to the audio from that Rome segment is hilarious. Stern just crushes him.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:37 (twelve years ago) link

stern is p thug

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 22:06 (twelve years ago) link

ATTN: m bison

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itnvwZ4Z1Hc

T.I.'s hat!

Gotye Sports (It's In The Name) (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 14 June 2012 20:22 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.cbssports.com/nba/blog/eye-on-basketball/19352135/charlotte-looking-to-deal-no-2-pick

One source said that Oklahoma City's James Harden could be in play due to the Thunder's salary situation following next season. GM Sam Presti already has Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook on the books for more than $29 million next season -- and both Harden and Serge Ibaka will command huge contracts after the 2012-13 campaign.

moullet, Thursday, 14 June 2012 21:28 (twelve years ago) link

okc mismanaged giving russbrook a max deal IMO

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Thursday, 14 June 2012 21:34 (twelve years ago) link

nah, he's awesome

lamborghini persie (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 14 June 2012 21:35 (twelve years ago) link

also....dope hat, TI
let's go to taco cabana and talk about Willie anderson's impact on the team next season

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Thursday, 14 June 2012 21:35 (twelve years ago) link

him & KD will be good enough to compete for titles for a long time & presti is a good enough GM to replenish

russ is too good to be lowballed & someone would give him a max offer. i guess they could've tried to sign at him idk $65m or something but it probably wouldn't have worked (maybe they did). i think they'll be able to get ibaka in well under the max, and if that means harden has to go i'm not sure they have another option.

lamborghini persie (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 14 June 2012 21:37 (twelve years ago) link

thats why I think that option sucks bc they should've been trying to manage cap space to keep them both

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Thursday, 14 June 2012 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

idk maybe I'm spoiled bc Parker and ginobili have deals that are under their market value so the team could remain competitive

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Thursday, 14 June 2012 21:41 (twelve years ago) link

i'm not sure there'd be a way to keep all four of those guys unless someone took a contract way under their market value

lamborghini persie (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 14 June 2012 21:41 (twelve years ago) link

they got bird rights! they can go over the cap, it's just how willing would they be to do that given their tiny market

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Thursday, 14 June 2012 21:42 (twelve years ago) link

Hope portlands new gm is aware harden may be available maybe I should find his email somehow, give him a lil tip

Clay, Thursday, 14 June 2012 21:43 (twelve years ago) link

trading harden for the #2 pick could potentially be a stroke of genius

i mean it would suck but it would give you the chance to get a pretty amazing player

lamborghini persie (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 14 June 2012 21:46 (twelve years ago) link

got some p important news gonna post to the so not baller thread
late breaking shit

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Thursday, 14 June 2012 21:47 (twelve years ago) link

http://t.co/v5NNs1sM

Pretty good Woj column on the last years of Stern / the Rome incident from another POV.

Clay, Thursday, 14 June 2012 21:57 (twelve years ago) link

also....dope hat, TI
let's go to taco cabana and talk about Willie anderson's impact on the team next season

― he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Thursday, June 14, 2012 9:35 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I lived in SA for a year a few years back. Chachos man, chachos.

Gotye Sports (It's In The Name) (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 14 June 2012 22:04 (twelve years ago) link

that shit is in Leon valley, fuck that bullshit speedtrap

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Thursday, 14 June 2012 22:06 (twelve years ago) link

Nah, I go to the other two locations.

Gotye Sports (It's In The Name) (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 14 June 2012 22:24 (twelve years ago) link

where in SA did u live?
why did u leave?

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Thursday, 14 June 2012 22:26 (twelve years ago) link

From Salinas California, in SA lived near UTSA and worked on the other side of town, live in Phoenix now. Still have inlaw family in SA so visit on occasion. Got married there on the army base.

Gotye Sports (It's In The Name) (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 14 June 2012 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

aw
well if you're in town holler at a thug

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Thursday, 14 June 2012 22:40 (twelve years ago) link

Will do, went to every game the Warriors played in there. Pretty sure I was the only fan and we got pwned by like 40 every time.

Gotye Sports (It's In The Name) (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 14 June 2012 22:44 (twelve years ago) link

http://t.co/v5NNs1sM

Pretty good Woj column on the last years of Stern / the Rome incident from another POV.

― Clay, Thursday, June 14, 2012 5:57 PM (46 minutes ago)

ehhh, looks like woj kinda has it out for stern. i think stern's evil too, but his tone in that interview was pretty hilarious and rome totally had it coming. everything stern said was otm

the route is ban (k3vin k.), Thursday, 14 June 2012 22:45 (twelve years ago) link

can see why woj would take jim rome's side since they both seem to be v. good at baseless accusations

call all destroyer, Thursday, 14 June 2012 22:46 (twelve years ago) link

wait woj has it out for someone?

lamborghini persie (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 14 June 2012 22:54 (twelve years ago) link

woj is awful and Rome's worse but just thought another take was worthwhile. stern's tyrannical nature will doubtlessly be part of his legacy.

Clay, Thursday, 14 June 2012 23:15 (twelve years ago) link

like I am very much looking forward to a post-stern nba.

Clay, Thursday, 14 June 2012 23:15 (twelve years ago) link

really can't wait for the biographical history that will tell us how many bodies stern has buried and where

un® (dayo), Thursday, 14 June 2012 23:16 (twelve years ago) link

very much looking forward to a post-stern nba.

His stooge Adam Silver is just gotta take the reins in the most shitty boring way.

polyphonic, Thursday, 14 June 2012 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

adam silver is creepy and i refuse to believe he is up to anything good

call all destroyer, Friday, 15 June 2012 00:10 (twelve years ago) link

silver will at least have less cult of personality ish going on, and can't be nearly as rigid as stern.

Clay, Friday, 15 June 2012 01:04 (twelve years ago) link

uh stern owned rome there

― the route is ban (k3vin k.), Wednesday, June 13, 2012 8:55 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no, he was a complete idiot. Rome asks a completely non-loaded question and Stern asks him a loaded question.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 15 June 2012 12:54 (twelve years ago) link

like that was seriously some yahoo-comments-level argumentation from the commish

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 15 June 2012 12:55 (twelve years ago) link

if Rome had said something like "did the lottery get fixed again," sure Stern would have pwned him. But no, that's not what happened and Stern is an old fart who needs to quit humiliating himself.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 15 June 2012 12:56 (twelve years ago) link

you have to admit that "i have to call someone important, stephen a. smith is up next" is a good double burn

call all destroyer, Friday, 15 June 2012 13:08 (twelve years ago) link

yeah come on matt

give me 100 sterns before one rome

the route is ban (k3vin k.), Friday, 15 June 2012 13:27 (twelve years ago) link

stern trolling a troll is much less of a sin to me than the original troll

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Friday, 15 June 2012 13:30 (twelve years ago) link

the commissioner of a sports league probably shouldn't be making domestic violence jokes!!

i mean this is really not something that he should be hailed for, btw stern is a good troll but he's also a massive bag of dicks

lamborghini persie (J0rdan S.), Friday, 15 June 2012 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

btw rome is pretty cool, he's windbaggy so he'll get rich but he's generally a smart dude

lamborghini persie (J0rdan S.), Friday, 15 June 2012 15:38 (twelve years ago) link

it's not a domestic violence joke! It's an old rhetorical device.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 15 June 2012 15:42 (twelve years ago) link

well, whatever. "a rhetorical device that references domestic violence" -- it's still a shitty thing to say, especially for someone of his stature and there's plenty of ways to deploy that same device w/o referencing domestic violence

lamborghini persie (J0rdan S.), Friday, 15 June 2012 15:44 (twelve years ago) link

i mean i definitely "get" the culture of stern even tho he's a dogshit commissioner who isn't doing anything to help the sport or its players in any fashion, but celebrating this incident is nagl for anyone imo

lamborghini persie (J0rdan S.), Friday, 15 June 2012 15:45 (twelve years ago) link

the trolling is funny but i can't rly defend a commissioner being an unprofessional prick. doesn't rly help your case to act all mobster suddenly when the topic of corruption is broached.

am0n, Friday, 15 June 2012 16:09 (twelve years ago) link

p.s.

stern's a clown, the league is fixed

― Hamburger Hitler (Hungry4Ass), Friday, June 15, 2012 2:39 AM

am0n, Friday, 15 June 2012 16:11 (twelve years ago) link

oh yeah btw when I say that David stern is thug and that his return-troll was less a problem to me than the original troll, he is still a little punk

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Friday, 15 June 2012 16:15 (twelve years ago) link

I don't care about the "beating your wife" thing. What I liked, and why I cheered Stern, was calling Rome on being a "cheap stunt/cheap thrill" guy and the Stephen A. burn. Rome's an ass, and it takes a troll to call him on it.

It's sad that the Stern of the last few years is such a grump. He had a long run of quality before the irascibile ass took over.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 15 June 2012 16:42 (twelve years ago) link

i guess, but if you can't take the high road with a guy like rome then why are you commissioner in the first place

am0n, Friday, 15 June 2012 16:51 (twelve years ago) link

he's no bud selig (fuck baseball)

am0n, Friday, 15 June 2012 16:56 (twelve years ago) link

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5nbko72fy1qzel1vo1_1280.png

polyphonic, Friday, 15 June 2012 17:54 (twelve years ago) link

aw

am0n, Friday, 15 June 2012 18:12 (twelve years ago) link

dope

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:16 (twelve years ago) link

belongs in cooperstown

un® (dayo), Friday, 15 June 2012 23:04 (twelve years ago) link

; )

un® (dayo), Friday, 15 June 2012 23:04 (twelve years ago) link

Stern was always awful. In '83 he called the GM of the Mavericks into a room and tried to browbeat him into giving the Cavs back one of their traded picks so the league could sell the team more easily.

Dude is pure sleaze.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 16 June 2012 01:26 (twelve years ago) link

the problem with the "beating your wife" thing is that it's so fucking DUMB.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 16 June 2012 01:28 (twelve years ago) link

other than it being offensive, how so

cissymanwhore (k3vin k.), Saturday, 16 June 2012 01:29 (twelve years ago) link

because Rome didn't ask him a loaded question!

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 16 June 2012 01:31 (twelve years ago) link

if he'd said "hey, did you fix the draft again," THEN Stern's reply makes sense. Stern was just flailing for a zing.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 16 June 2012 01:32 (twelve years ago) link

oh come on, it wasn't technically a loaded question but it was a cheap, stupid question with the exact same implications. stern was within his rights to be annoyed

an actual journalist might have asked something like "what would you say to those who feel there's something problematic with a league-owned team winning a non-televised draft lottery?" rather than "hey so, did you guys fix it? LOL! i mean i'm JUST SAYING!"

cissymanwhore (k3vin k.), Saturday, 16 June 2012 01:39 (twelve years ago) link

rome and stern deserve each other

Clay, Saturday, 16 June 2012 01:40 (twelve years ago) link

clay for commish

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Saturday, 16 June 2012 01:48 (twelve years ago) link

I am actually looking for a job right now, that would be a significant upgrade over my prospects, make it happen imo

Clay, Saturday, 16 June 2012 02:29 (twelve years ago) link

oh come on, it wasn't technically a loaded question but it was a cheap, stupid question with the exact same implications. stern was within his rights to be annoyed
― cissymanwhore (k3vin k.), Saturday, June 16, 2012 1:39 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It wasn't a loaded question at all. It was a 100% direct question. Which is why Stern's response is dumb. He used a rhetorical device that only makes sense in response to a loaded question, because he's an old fart who needs to retire.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 16 June 2012 03:05 (twelve years ago) link

Stern's response is only a hop and a skip away from saying something like "did YOU fix the draft, Mr. Rome!?!?!?!"

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 16 June 2012 03:08 (twelve years ago) link

come on

cissymanwhore (k3vin k.), Saturday, 16 June 2012 03:13 (twelve years ago) link

he literally asked him if he fixed the draft

cissymanwhore (k3vin k.), Saturday, 16 June 2012 03:14 (twelve years ago) link

he deserves what he gets after that

cissymanwhore (k3vin k.), Saturday, 16 June 2012 03:14 (twelve years ago) link

matt armstrong is right--stern misused that loaded question cliche.

but who cares they are both horrible

call all destroyer, Saturday, 16 June 2012 03:50 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/7SR8J.jpg

un® (dayo), Saturday, 16 June 2012 11:28 (twelve years ago) link

San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker says he suffered a scratched retina on one of his eyes during a New York City nightclub brawl involving singer Chris Brown and members of hip-hop star Drake's entourage.

Parker, wearing dark sunglasses, described the incident Friday in Paris during a news conference posted on YouTube. He said he expects to be sidelined for about a week while the French team prepares for the Summer Olympics.

Parker said he was wearing a "therapeutic" contact lens and had to go to an emergency room for treatment after arriving in Paris.

Parker said: "I was with my friend Chris Brown and me and my friends took some punches, so I'll be missing the start of the French team because I can't do anything for a week except keep the lens in and then take drops."

Police said Brown, his girlfriend and his bodyguard were among several people injured during the bottle-hurling fight early Thursday at W.i.P in SoHo.

Parker said "they started throwing bottles everywhere. I don't know what happened. At first it was OK, but then it started getting worse and when the plane landed it was really hurting so I went straight to the ER."

The Spurs declined comment.

cissymanwhore (k3vin k.), Saturday, 16 June 2012 13:40 (twelve years ago) link

BOOOOOO TONY

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Saturday, 16 June 2012 14:56 (twelve years ago) link

official ILH decree: Chris brown belongs in jail, team breezy gets their twitter accounts frozen for 5 years

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Saturday, 16 June 2012 15:40 (twelve years ago) link

god dammit, tony

lamborghini persie (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 16 June 2012 17:01 (twelve years ago) link

no word on if tony flopped when the glass hit him

un® (dayo), Saturday, 16 June 2012 17:19 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.minus.com/jVh2W4TpoCvEy.jpg

moullet, Saturday, 16 June 2012 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

o_O that photo

lamborghini persie (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 16 June 2012 18:09 (twelve years ago) link

I scratched a retina when I was about 12, shit is *unpleasant*

Clay, Saturday, 16 June 2012 21:21 (twelve years ago) link

Shame on you for not going w/ the better NYDaily News cover instead:

http://www.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1096216!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_315_450/image.jpg

*:? (CompuPost), Saturday, 16 June 2012 23:02 (twelve years ago) link

worse Tony Parker crime: being friends with Chris Brown or sleeping with Brent Barry's wife and ruining their marriage?

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 17 June 2012 00:16 (twelve years ago) link

making popcorn while i wait for m bison to rage ban u if you want some

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Sunday, 17 June 2012 13:16 (twelve years ago) link

answer is chris brown btw let a player play

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Sunday, 17 June 2012 13:17 (twelve years ago) link

it takes two people to ruin a marriage
Chris brown is just an all around terrible person

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Sunday, 17 June 2012 14:26 (twelve years ago) link

it takes two people to ruin a marriage

unless you're talking about his own marriage

but m bison more or less otm

lamborghini persie (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 17 June 2012 14:29 (twelve years ago) link

I'm a little biased cuz Brent gave some money to my gf's charity and apparently was a totally awesome dude.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 17 June 2012 20:14 (twelve years ago) link

I guess a lot biased

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 17 June 2012 20:14 (twelve years ago) link

Brent is a dude, def feel for him

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Sunday, 17 June 2012 20:16 (twelve years ago) link

sleeping with a teammate's wife is lowdown and dirty though.

Clay, Sunday, 17 June 2012 21:14 (twelve years ago) link

so if the NBA does impose retroactive flopping fines, does that mean they get to repossess all of vlade divac's assets in the US

un® (dayo), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 00:08 (twelve years ago) link

also, is mike dunlap the next spo??

un® (dayo), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 00:23 (twelve years ago) link

does he love film?

moullet, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 00:24 (twelve years ago) link

sometimes i think spo would be a much better coach with other roster

moullet, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 00:25 (twelve years ago) link

Bulls hire some weirdo named Phil Jackson, only head coaching is for some wacky team in the CBA smh

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 00:48 (twelve years ago) link

i don't understand that post

cissymanwhore (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 01:07 (twelve years ago) link

that was the history of phil jackson

un® (dayo), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 01:11 (twelve years ago) link

in a capsule

moullet, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 01:17 (twelve years ago) link

so, in the wake of missing out on anthony davis, charlotte's new plan of action is just to pretend that they're the mavs

http://media.charlotteobserver.com/smedia/2012/06/19/18/13/175tMm.St.138.jpeg

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 20 June 2012 06:35 (twelve years ago) link

change the fucking name already

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 06:37 (twelve years ago) link

we need to talk about the Hornets' impending name change btw

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 06:37 (twelve years ago) link

?

Clay, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 08:01 (twelve years ago) link

Benson is gonna change it, hasn't decided on a name

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 09:59 (twelve years ago) link

lmao at Charlotte mavs jerseys

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 14:38 (twelve years ago) link

@DraftExpress

NBA source tells me Emeka Okafor and Trevor Ariza have been traded to the Washington Wizards for Rashard Lewis and the #46 pick

polyphonic, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 18:13 (twelve years ago) link

Benson is gonna change it, hasn't decided on a name

This is a good idea imo

polyphonic, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

hawnets dumpin salaryy

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 18:28 (twelve years ago) link

haha this is such a bad deal for the wiz

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

they get rid of shard's expiring $23 mil salary to take on two more years of ariza/okafor at $21-22 mil/year

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 18:33 (twelve years ago) link

maybe wizards draft beal now ?

moullet, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 18:39 (twelve years ago) link

why would the wiz do this? what's the catch? what am i missing here?

Aimless, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

Stein: "The trade will add two defensive specialists to Washington's roster as the Wizards continue to try to change their culture around prized rookie John Wall."

Nothing changes a team's culture like adding two mediocre overpaid dudes.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 18:50 (twelve years ago) link

emeka / nene / ariza / beal / wall
seraphin / vesely / booker / jordan crawford / mack

i dont think that roster is a playoff lock - yet

moullet, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 18:57 (twelve years ago) link

i mean... that's a potentially decent team, and the bottom seeds in the east are going to be perpetually up for grabs

but i'm not sure they should be aiming to get the 8th seed and be destroyed by the heat in 2013

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 20 June 2012 19:22 (twelve years ago) link

I can see the desire to simply stop being losers though.

Clay, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 22:41 (twelve years ago) link

The Magic have hired Rob Hennigan as the franchise's new general manager.

Hennigan was most recently assistant GM with the Thunder and becomes the youngest GM in the NBA at the age of 30.

Hennigan met twice within the last week to meet with members of the DeVos family.

Magic president Alex Martins seeks to build the franchise in a way that is similar to the Thunder.

Hennigan will immediately be forced to make a decision in regards to the future of Dwight Howard.

“It is with great enthusiasm and optimism that we announce Rob Hennigan as our new General Manager,” said Martins. “Rob is an astute strategist and evaluator of talent who comes to the Magic family from two championship-level organizations. We feel he is an outstanding fit and the right choice to lead our Basketball Operations team in achieving our championship goals.”

moullet, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 23:26 (twelve years ago) link

so jealous

Moreno, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 23:30 (twelve years ago) link

prolly a good hire
hoping they will trade Howard to the spurs, it's the right thing to do

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 23:31 (twelve years ago) link

The Wizards wtf

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 23:31 (twelve years ago) link

for starters, they're doing this to "change the culture," but Okafor is known to be lazy and his teammates on the Hornets hated him, and Ariza thinks he's a scoring machine

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 23:40 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not sure how Pops and Dwight would get along.

Aimless, Thursday, 21 June 2012 02:06 (twelve years ago) link

pop would fucking yell at him until he understands basketball

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Thursday, 21 June 2012 02:09 (twelve years ago) link

Yelling is what people do when they speak a wholly different language from the person they are talking to. It rarely helps.

Aimless, Thursday, 21 June 2012 02:14 (twelve years ago) link

god hollinger slaughtered the wizards over this trade

J0rdan S., Thursday, 21 June 2012 04:00 (twelve years ago) link

haha yep

cissymanwhore (k3vin k.), Thursday, 21 June 2012 04:05 (twelve years ago) link

NOH should have had to give up a first rounder, what a rip

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 21 June 2012 05:25 (twelve years ago) link

the wizards make no sense

J0rdan S., Thursday, 21 June 2012 15:36 (twelve years ago) link

hornets front office must be feelin like pimps right now

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Thursday, 21 June 2012 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

Is David Stern still the GM there? He's doing a good job.

polyphonic, Thursday, 21 June 2012 16:53 (twelve years ago) link

they shd do a backsies trade for chris paul now

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Thursday, 21 June 2012 17:02 (twelve years ago) link

ha hollinger mentioned that he's a free agent after next year if he doesn't extend. just imagine

k3vin k., Thursday, 21 June 2012 18:20 (twelve years ago) link

Spurs' Tony Parker sues NYC nightclub for $20 million over alleged eye injury
http://www.cnn.com/2012/06/22/us/new-york-parker-complaint/index.html?section=cnn_latest

Gotye Sports (It's In The Name) (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 22 June 2012 23:04 (twelve years ago) link

oh come on

call all destroyer, Friday, 22 June 2012 23:06 (twelve years ago) link

think he's just gonna use that to pay Boris diaw under the table to stay in SA

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Saturday, 23 June 2012 00:17 (twelve years ago) link

so that's basically "get dwight howard and i'll re-sign, or else i'm bolting to dallas"

J0rdan S., Sunday, 24 June 2012 13:09 (twelve years ago) link

it never really seemed like he'd be going anywhere else anyway

J0rdan S., Sunday, 24 June 2012 13:09 (twelve years ago) link

it's also bizarre that none of these guys wanna play for the lakers

J0rdan S., Sunday, 24 June 2012 13:12 (twelve years ago) link

nobody wants to put up with kobe I guess

Faith in Humanity: Restored (dayo), Sunday, 24 June 2012 13:44 (twelve years ago) link

this is pretty minor but since i was just reading about it...

it seems that even if the heat amnesty mike miller and/or he retires, they'll be over the cap anyway so it will only mean that they pay less in tax. their only upgrades will be the $3.2 mini-mid level (which is what they gave battier last season), the veteran minimum & their first round pick

the only "notable" player that they may replace is turiaf, who could opt out of his deal (pays him $1.2 m next year). assuming miller comes back.

J0rdan S., Sunday, 24 June 2012 13:53 (twelve years ago) link

will be interesting to see if they can lure ray allen w/ that mini-mid level

J0rdan S., Sunday, 24 June 2012 13:53 (twelve years ago) link

heard mike miller might retire - and it was his back that was killing him?

Faith in Humanity: Restored (dayo), Sunday, 24 June 2012 14:29 (twelve years ago) link

they were talking about retirement & maybe he really is just too hurt to play but idk he'd be walking away from $18 million

J0rdan S., Sunday, 24 June 2012 14:55 (twelve years ago) link

will be interesting to see if they can lure ray allen w/ that mini-mid level

― J0rdan S., Sunday, June 24, 2012 9:53 AM (1 hour ago)

didn't nash say he'd play for the minimum?

k3vin k., Sunday, 24 June 2012 14:59 (twelve years ago) link

i doubt it

J0rdan S., Sunday, 24 June 2012 15:23 (twelve years ago) link

if nash signed for battier's deal he'd be giving up at least $20 million... that's assuming there is a 3 year, $30m offer out there for him & i think there will be. if anyone offers him more than that he'd be giving up prob like the most money anyone's ever given up in the history of the nba to play for a title. doesn't seem likely.

J0rdan S., Sunday, 24 June 2012 15:26 (twelve years ago) link

ray allen, otoh, i'm not sure how much better he could do than 3 years / 3 mill a year. definitely better, but he wouldn't be giving up anything near what nash would have to.

J0rdan S., Sunday, 24 June 2012 15:28 (twelve years ago) link

If Miller's back is really that bd he might be able to take a medical retirement. He'd get all his money and insurance would pick up 80% of the Heat's cost.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 24 June 2012 15:29 (twelve years ago) link

another name to keep an eye on is lamar odom imo

J0rdan S., Sunday, 24 June 2012 15:29 (twelve years ago) link

lamar needs to go on a long pilgrimage in the australian outback imo

Faith in Humanity: Restored (dayo), Sunday, 24 June 2012 16:13 (twelve years ago) link

he would fit into how the heat have built their team and he'd be cheap. he may be done as a player tho.

J0rdan S., Sunday, 24 June 2012 16:16 (twelve years ago) link

I was really surprised at how well the heat role players shined in the postseason - battier + miller from 3 sealed the series, I think

Faith in Humanity: Restored (dayo), Sunday, 24 June 2012 16:19 (twelve years ago) link

odom fell off to such a historic degree that you can't help but wonder if it was a fluke; if you take into account all the things going on in his personal life at the time i could see it. if the heat can get him to convince them he's ready to play and can get him for cheap, he'd probably be a great fit

k3vin k., Sunday, 24 June 2012 16:21 (twelve years ago) link

nash seriously would be the best fit for them even though their cap situation would probably preclude this - they don't even need him to handle the ball - he'd probably shoot 60% on kickout 3s, no joke

k3vin k., Sunday, 24 June 2012 16:24 (twelve years ago) link

yeah that would actually be unfair

J0rdan S., Sunday, 24 June 2012 16:28 (twelve years ago) link

i don't see that happening tho... seems as pipe dream as the idea of him going to NY

J0rdan S., Sunday, 24 June 2012 16:32 (twelve years ago) link

this dude I know is so convinced Nash will sign with Portland that I bet him a couple hundred dollars on it. Looking forward to that windfall.

@cavsdan (Clay), Sunday, 24 June 2012 21:21 (twelve years ago) link

Did he give you even odds? That is like stealing!

Aimless, Sunday, 24 June 2012 22:03 (twelve years ago) link

clay's buying after nash gets signed

Faith in Humanity: Restored (dayo), Sunday, 24 June 2012 22:04 (twelve years ago) link

yeah he was like "so excited for nash to be point guard next year" and i said "there is a zero percent chance that steve nash will play for the blazers next year" and he said "you mean one hundred percent, right" and i said "i bet you one hundred dollars that steve nash will not play for the blazers next year" and he accepted immediately. the things hope will do to you.

@cavsdan (Clay), Sunday, 24 June 2012 22:09 (twelve years ago) link

You'd better remind him of it at frequent intervals and have him reaffirm the bet multiple times, because he needs to dig himself a deep enough hole he won't try to jump out when payoff time comes around.

Aimless, Sunday, 24 June 2012 22:55 (twelve years ago) link

Should I be concerned that Danny Ferry is about to become my team's GM? I don't recall him doing anything other than awful free agent signings out of desperation and hiring Mike Brown as coach

Moreno, Monday, 25 June 2012 13:29 (twelve years ago) link

I suppose it would do no good to point out that nothing will change, whether or not you are concerned, so you may as well fall in line with your impotence and cultivate a certain apathy.

Aimless, Monday, 25 June 2012 14:36 (twelve years ago) link

It's pretty well cultivated. The thing that bums me out most about it is that everyone is saying it's a signal that the team us not for sale anymore. They really are the shittiest owners

Moreno, Monday, 25 June 2012 15:21 (twelve years ago) link

Should I be concerned that Danny Ferry is about to become my team's GM?

The fact that he's worked in San Antonio for the last few years should raise the possibility that he's learned a few things since Cleveland.

polyphonic, Monday, 25 June 2012 16:57 (twelve years ago) link

According to two league sources, the Wolves plan on making three-time All-Star Brandon Roy a two-year contract offer.

@cavsdan (Clay), Monday, 25 June 2012 23:47 (twelve years ago) link

ka...hn

lag∞n, Monday, 25 June 2012 23:49 (twelve years ago) link

didn't the Wolves draft him and then trade him for Foye?

EZ Snappin, Monday, 25 June 2012 23:51 (twelve years ago) link

Yes.

@cavsdan (Clay), Monday, 25 June 2012 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

https://twitter.com/#!/elainealden

landry field's girlfriend :O

Faith in Humanity: Restored (dayo), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 01:28 (twelve years ago) link

:-o

k3vin k., Tuesday, 26 June 2012 01:31 (twelve years ago) link

this article only exists because of advanced stats http://espn.go.com/blog/truehoop/post/_/id/46524/bobcats-must-roll-with-pick-on-offense

and it's actually great!

moullet, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 02:41 (twelve years ago) link

was kinda hoping that no one would offer roy a contract & he would come and play 16 mins a game for the heat

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 June 2012 06:01 (twelve years ago) link

woj: As ex-Portland Trail Blazer Brandon Roy plans his comeback to the NBA, the Chicago Bulls, Dallas Mavericks, Indiana Pacers and Minnesota Timberwolves have emerged as serious suitors to sign the former All-Star guard, league sources told Yahoo! Sports.

Several teams could be willing to use their full-mid level exception for Roy, sources said.

@cavsdan (Clay), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 06:28 (twelve years ago) link

Full mid-level seems like a huge gamble imo

@cavsdan (Clay), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 06:28 (twelve years ago) link

I watched a lot of Blazers games in Roy's last season and he was the most injured-looking dude I've ever seen. I think he's out of his mind to attempt this.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 07:47 (twelve years ago) link

apparently he looks incredible in his workouts (heard some "maybe he just needed a long time off" sort of talk) but yeah I mean if the guy values walking from 30 onwards I'd step away.

@cavsdan (Clay), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 07:51 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.red94.net/calm-storm/9729/

Word broke late Sunday night that the Rockets were exploring ways to acquire both the #5 and #8 picks in Thursday’s draft, hoping to then send those two selections over to Orlando for center Dwight Howard in what would be the boldest move in recent NBA history.

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 12:57 (twelve years ago) link

Jonathan Givony ‏@DraftExpress
Houston now has the #14, #16 and #18 picks to go after Dwight Howard it looks like. Serious ammunition for the stockpile.

Jonathan Givony ‏@DraftExpress
The Houston Rockets have traded Chase Budinger to Minnesota for the #18 pick. Confirmed.

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:58 (twelve years ago) link

morey is insane

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 June 2012 14:07 (twelve years ago) link

budinger is pretty good... wolves prob don't need anymore wings but that's a decent trade

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 June 2012 14:09 (twelve years ago) link

Larry Bird is expected to step down as president of the Indiana Pacers, the Indianapolis Star reported Tuesday.

ஜ۩۞۩ஜ (am0n), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 14:29 (twelve years ago) link

Hearty lols @ Morey (or rather the Red94 writer) thinking that it's a sweet/"bold" move to give away a #5 and an #8 for a player who is so obviously treading water before a big contract and would absolutely not stay in Houston past this final year of his current contract.

Also RIP Bird w/ the Pacers. I don't think anyone expected him to stay as long as he did -- esp. after having so much quick success as a coach and then just peacing out -- but it's still sad to have him not be associated w/ the team again. Not to mention the fantastic job he's done.

*:? (CompuPost), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 14:58 (twelve years ago) link

Also, I'd love a link to any stories that analyze the draft / success history of players red-flagged for injury reasons. Seems like there are one or two players each year that fall out of the lottery / 1st Round because Dr.s wouldn't sign off on them; obviously, it's Sullinger this year. Just wondered how those players ended up fairing.

*:? (CompuPost), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

i do think morey's crazy but ppl are really underestimating the advantage a player's current team has when it's time to offer a new contract.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 15:24 (twelve years ago) link

my read on dwight is that he'll talk tough through his agent about playing in one of a couple cities but that it might be a different story once he actually sees the dollars on the offer sheet.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 15:25 (twelve years ago) link

houston has enough players that they could be v good if they get dwight, success + the fact that they can offer him more money + the fact that deron might leave brooklyn for dallas eating up their cap room simultaneously making both of dwights preferred destinations untenable - depending on what they give up itd be a risky but dece bet by houston

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 15:35 (twelve years ago) link

houston basically forces derons hand via trading for dwight, its quite crafty - cause the only way dwight and deron can play in brooklyn together is if the nets trade for him, but if houston has a better offer which they do then that cant happen so deron goes to dallas and theres not enough cap room to sign dwight

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

not sure what other teams will have cap room after next season but id bet none of them have as good personel as houston

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 15:38 (twelve years ago) link

boston maybe could get in on the dwight sweepstakes if they tread water for a year

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 15:39 (twelve years ago) link

houston basically forces derons hand via trading for dwight, its quite crafty

crafty until they "amass assets", can't pull the trigger on a trade, orlando's GM doesn't like what the nets have to offer (nothing), and deron flees to dallas & pwns houston for 6 years

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 June 2012 15:42 (twelve years ago) link

well then they have tons of draft picks so its not really the worst thing in the world, may even be better than trading for dwight tbh

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 15:43 (twelve years ago) link

btw i don't think morey would be crazy to trade for dwight... i think if he said he'd play for dallas that they could reasonably get him to ink with houston. but the way they're going about it is kinda risky.

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 June 2012 15:44 (twelve years ago) link

picks 14, 16 & 18 aren't bad, but not really the greatest things in the world either

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 June 2012 15:45 (twelve years ago) link

the nightmare scenario is trading for dwight then having him leave in free agency, thats the big risk, cause like blowing up a perennial contender for a first round exit is prob a good idea regardless

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 15:46 (twelve years ago) link

i'm not really faulting morey btw, obv the ceiling of the current team is, like, getting the 7th seed

in any event it does seem like he's hellbent on a trade & someone said somewhere that even if they can't get dwight, they'll still try and make a big splash (i.e. josh smith)

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 June 2012 15:46 (twelve years ago) link

deron will be an interesting test case to see if the "trade for a star and dare him to leave a max max deal on the table" actually works out in the team's favor

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 June 2012 15:47 (twelve years ago) link

if they cant get dwight id trade lowery/scola/etc for draft picks n young players and try to rebuild that way - the josh smiths of the world are not going to put you over the top

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 15:48 (twelve years ago) link

dwight shd retire

am0n, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 15:49 (twelve years ago) link

it seems like deron wont stay in brooklyn unless they get dwight, or i guess possibly their are other players that could convince him, idk reading tea leaves, that wallace trade was like the worst ever my god u r so dumb russian billionaire jetskier

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 15:50 (twelve years ago) link

Jonathan Givony ‏@DraftExpress
Sources say Houston has an offer of Lowry, the #14 and #16 picks for Tyreke Evans and the #5 pick on the table. Up to Sacramento to decide.

\(o_o)/

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 15:51 (twelve years ago) link

David Aldridge ‏@daldridgetnt
Told there is no way that Kings would do purported offer of Lowry/14/16 for Evans and five if it was even actually offered.

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 June 2012 15:52 (twelve years ago) link

Jonathan Givony ‏@DraftExpress
I actually don't care. Just find it amusing how painful it is for a billion dollar company to credit a guy working out of his mom's basement

Jonathan Givony ‏@DraftExpress
For those wondering, here's ESPN's "take" on how the Houston trade "broke": http://espn.go.com/nba/draft2012/story/_/id/8097233/minnesota-timberrwolves-send-18th-pick-houston-rockets-sources-say - Hilarious stuff.

Jonathan Givony ‏@DraftExpress
Nope! RT @TheGafford Think ESPN will credit you for this one? lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 15:53 (twelve years ago) link

that would be a bad trade for the kings

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 June 2012 15:53 (twelve years ago) link

yep

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 15:53 (twelve years ago) link

morey is smart to leverage sac's anti-chemistry in trying to pry 'reke away, but there's no way they'd also give up the 5th pick

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 June 2012 15:55 (twelve years ago) link

he prob just figured hey its sacto they r dumb might as well give it a shot

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 15:55 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, not a terrible idea

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 June 2012 15:55 (twelve years ago) link

i wouldve proffered an even more lopsided offer personally

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 15:57 (twelve years ago) link

nice trade for the wolves, budinger makes less than a million (0,8) and will splash 3s like there's no tomorrow

no more wes johnson \o/

moullet, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 16:50 (twelve years ago) link

budinger seems like the kind of player kevin love will make better by covering up his lack of rebounding and a good enforcer to throw at anyone who steps to rubio

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

daryl morey is gonna go off this summer i think, he's still mad that stern cockblocked the cp3 lakers trade which would have gotten him gasol

basically the rockets have had a will trade for all star big man or bust sign in the window since yao retired

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 19:38 (twelve years ago) link

the wolves have soooooo many mediocre wings

@cavsdan (Clay), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 19:40 (twelve years ago) link

Budinger now the best of them.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

& chase actually dunks!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA5PLjlv0d4&feature=related

moullet, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 20:08 (twelve years ago) link

starting lineup for the minnesota timberwolves right now: rubio, ridnour, budinger, love, pek.

let's hope kahn doesn't bring a dece SG and this would be the first white team since the 60s !!!

moullet, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

Sadly Rubio is out till sometime next year so it probably won't be an old fashioned white wash.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

i'm sure they'll still "start" wes johnson

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 June 2012 21:33 (twelve years ago) link

honestly, morey should go after pau again. i'm kind of surprised no one is talking about it. the lakers clearly want to trade pau, and his trade value is pretty low now but i think he could still be a really good player if he got out of LA. the lakers could totally use lowery to fill their starting PG role, and since they're old + kobe's contract is suffocating their cap, they could really use some mid-first rounders who are cheap & could develop into solid role players around a theoretical lowery + kobe + bynum nucleus.

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 June 2012 21:36 (twelve years ago) link

The Budinger thing is why I love Morey.

-buy Budinger pick (from Minnesota) in the second round
-sign him to an unusual 4 year deal
-get 3 productive years out of him for dirt cheap
-trade him for a top 20 pick on his last year after Parsons outplays him

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 22:14 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_Ttzreu-Mg

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 22:23 (twelve years ago) link

starting lineup for the minnesota timberwolves right now: rubio, ridnour, budinger, love, pek.

let's hope kahn doesn't bring a dece SG and this would be the first white team since the 60s !!!

― moullet, Tuesday, June 26, 2012 4:23 PM (2 hours ago)

this would be amazing and has to happen

k3vin k., Tuesday, 26 June 2012 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

I feel like the Rockets should just go get Pau again

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 23:42 (twelve years ago) link

Not if they can get Dwight.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 23:43 (twelve years ago) link

maybe they can get both?

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 23:48 (twelve years ago) link

this is on yahoo

[quote]"Magic was always..." And Drexler goes into a decent Magic impression: "'Come on, Clyde, come on, Clyde, get with me, get with me,' and making all that noise. And, really, he couldn't play much by that time. He couldn't guard his shadow."

"But you have to have to understand what was going on then. Everybody kept waiting for Magic to die. Every time he'd run up the court everybody would feel sorry for the guy, and he'd get all that benefit of the doubt. Magic came across like, 'All this is my stuff.' Really? Get outta here, dude. He was on the declining end of his career."

Drexler had played exquisitely in the 1992 All-Star Game in Orlando, although the MVP award eventually went to Magic, who had been added by Commissioner Stern as a special thirteenth player to the Western Conference roster. "If we all knew Magic was going to live this long, I would've gotten the MVP of that game, and Magic probably wouldn't have made the Olympic team."[/quote]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v640/Novale/shrug.gif

moullet, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 00:03 (twelve years ago) link

forgot its only q

moullet, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 00:04 (twelve years ago) link

^ things ppl say after playing lockdown defense on Quentin Richardson.

@cavsdan (Clay), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 00:06 (twelve years ago) link

lolcats detroit thanks you.

Moreno, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 00:22 (twelve years ago) link

i guess they got a 1st rnd protected pick at least. not awful.

Moreno, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 00:27 (twelve years ago) link

Detroit saves $15 million in this trade.

Ken Berger ‏@KBergCBS
Source confirms Detroit sends Ben Gordon and 2013 protected first-round pick to Charlotte for Corey Maggette's expiring contract.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 00:27 (twelve years ago) link

det finally admitting that Ben Gordon signing was tragic and awful
cha finally admitting they have no idea what they're doing

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 00:28 (twelve years ago) link

Charlotte's just trying to find a way to fold the franchise.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 00:30 (twelve years ago) link

Ben Gordon and Kemba Walker, sure, why not.

@cavsdan (Clay), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 00:33 (twelve years ago) link

chatolette is kinda an amazing franchise, like theyre so bad no one even talks abt them being terrible, theyre in their own horrible category

lag∞n, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 00:36 (twelve years ago) link

Eh, charlottes only taking on 2 yrs of his contract. They're basically getting a 1st rnd pick for maggete which ain't bad. Not like they're planning on winning anytime soon

Moreno, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 00:37 (twelve years ago) link

But his contract is $25 million for those years. Going price for a pick in the past has been around $2-3 million.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 00:39 (twelve years ago) link

detroit's not going anywhere fast so it's likely to be a good pick.

@cavsdan (Clay), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 00:39 (twelve years ago) link

If it was for next year's lottery, sure. But it's lottery protected next year, so Detroit has a few years to make it a middling pick. And they should get better while Cat's keep stinking.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 00:42 (twelve years ago) link

smh at you guys thinking this is bad for Charlotte

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 00:46 (twelve years ago) link

I support the bobcats purposely sucking and rebuilding thru the draft. I'm going on the assumption that they actually realize ben Gordon is terrible

Moreno, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 00:47 (twelve years ago) link

Sources confirm to Ken Berger that the first round pick is lottery protected in 2013, top-eight in 2014, top-one in 2015 and unprotected in 2016.

!!!!!!!!!

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 00:47 (twelve years ago) link

This is AWESOME for the Bobcats

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 00:48 (twelve years ago) link

can we reflect for one sec on how quickly dumars buried the pistons

Moreno, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 00:50 (twelve years ago) link

Dumars has been riding his one year of being a good GM for a decade now

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 00:54 (twelve years ago) link

I feel like the Rockets should just go get Pau again

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, June 26, 2012 7:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

i made this exact point in the draft thread

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 27 June 2012 00:55 (twelve years ago) link

or in this thread, actually. i can't keep em straight.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 27 June 2012 00:56 (twelve years ago) link

given the protection on the pick seems like a dece trade for both teams

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 01:11 (twelve years ago) link

bobcats likely overpaid but w/e could end up working out ok for them

lag∞n, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 01:14 (twelve years ago) link

hey, it gets them to the salary floor

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 01:17 (twelve years ago) link

ha yeah I was thinking that

lag∞n, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 01:18 (twelve years ago) link

rich cho did a couple of trades in his okc days like the one from tonight

"rent" your cap space for a year or two, helping detroit but receiving potentially good picks in back

moullet, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 02:28 (twelve years ago) link

nice trade both teams get a player they will hate and the cats get a pick eventually

dumars is the guy who hasn't left his college town five years later, and really hes riding exactly 2 good decisions (finding ben wallace and trading for sheed) and those should be canceled out by the awful moves hes made since

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 12:19 (twelve years ago) link

he also picked billups off the scrap heap and made a smart trade for rip, that whole team was p masterfully assembled

lag∞n, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 13:24 (twelve years ago) link

since then... lol

lag∞n, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 13:25 (twelve years ago) link

Sources: Clips engage Mavs in Odom talks

lololo

am0n, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 15:08 (twelve years ago) link

clips actively seeking team cancer

am0n, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 15:09 (twelve years ago) link

i'd be willing to bet on odom if i was lakers/clippers/heat

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 27 June 2012 15:13 (twelve years ago) link

yeah me too

k3vin k., Wednesday, 27 June 2012 17:13 (twelve years ago) link

i would not necessarily trade a lot for him

k3vin k., Wednesday, 27 June 2012 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

anyone know his salary sitch off the top of their head?

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

he has one year left at 8+ million, but he can be bought out for 2.4 before Friday.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 17:23 (twelve years ago) link

i guess he will definitely be bought out then?

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

I would assume so. I think they'll see if someone that needs to shed salary asap wants to unload talent on an expiring deal, but I don't see any team out there that needs to make such a move. I could see them maybe packaging him with a pick to get someone but that's a tough sell.

They most likely won't take on anyone with more than a year left as it would kill their Howard pipe dream.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 17:33 (twelve years ago) link

ESPN has a rumor of Warriors #7 for Wilson Chandler. I kinda like that for both teams?

polyphonic, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

huh. Not too bad - what was the deal Chandler signed when he came back from China?

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 17:43 (twelve years ago) link

Chandler signed a five-year, $31.7 million contract back in March

polyphonic, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

And he turned 25 in May.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

So you'd have him for his prime at roughly the mid-level. Or you take a crapshoot at seven with a player that may only duplicate what you have. Hmm. He does fill some holes, at least.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 18:03 (twelve years ago) link

it seems steep for chandler but otoh i'd be shocked if harrison barnes is ever as good as him and barnes is gonna be a top 4 pick

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 27 June 2012 18:32 (twelve years ago) link

@Mike_Bresnahan Hawks have been pursuing Pau Gasol. Nothing imminent, but Josh Smith would be key piece going to Lakers.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 27 June 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

HMMM

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 19:25 (twelve years ago) link

kobe would just be the most fantastic influence on josh smith

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

the lakers really should try and get a 4 who isn't great at defense but can do other things

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 27 June 2012 19:30 (twelve years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA
Houston has traded Sam Dalembert as part of a package to Milwaukee, league sources tell Y!

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 27 June 2012 19:30 (twelve years ago) link

morey is gonna have eight first round picks before 7 pm tomorrow night

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 27 June 2012 19:30 (twelve years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA
Dalembert and the 14th pick go the Bucks for the 12th pick, Jon Brockman, Jon Leurer and Brockman, sources tell Y!

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 27 June 2012 19:33 (twelve years ago) link

morey is hilarious -- he now has chandler parsons & jon leuer on the same team!

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 27 June 2012 19:33 (twelve years ago) link

Double Brockman for the win.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 19:33 (twelve years ago) link

we'll give you the 12th pick and everyone on our team named "jon"

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 19:35 (twelve years ago) link

i love morey

moullet, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 19:52 (twelve years ago) link

its shaun livingston!!!!

moullet, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 19:52 (twelve years ago) link

well, finally understood amir johnson contract: http://www.buzzfeed.com/ktlincoln/a-bunch-of-nba-players-follow-porn-stars-and-booty

moullet, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 20:34 (twelve years ago) link

John Hollinger ‏@johnhollinger
SCOTUS: ACA to be upheld for "basketball reasons"

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 June 2012 14:19 (twelve years ago) link

anthony parker retires.... ):

moullet, Thursday, 28 June 2012 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

is ): the Anthony Davis smiley?

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 28 June 2012 17:30 (twelve years ago) link

no it's {:-]

J0rdan S., Thursday, 28 June 2012 17:33 (twelve years ago) link

ha

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 June 2012 17:43 (twelve years ago) link

Mama, there goes that man

http://www.mercurynews.com/warriors/ci_20963683/report-warriors-coach-mark-jackson-victim-extortion-by

polyphonic, Thursday, 28 June 2012 17:57 (twelve years ago) link

"mama, there goes that man with nude photos of me in a folder"

J0rdan S., Thursday, 28 June 2012 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

scumbag.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Thursday, 28 June 2012 18:09 (twelve years ago) link

Ken Berger: Jackson apologized to his family, friends, the Warriors and church, quoting Bible: "What goes on in the dark will come out in the light." Twitter

moullet, Thursday, 28 June 2012 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

is that a reference to his dick pics or

J0rdan S., Thursday, 28 June 2012 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

hand job man job

am0n, Thursday, 28 June 2012 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

Pants down man down

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 28 June 2012 19:14 (twelve years ago) link

nice, EZ

J0rdan S., Thursday, 28 June 2012 19:14 (twelve years ago) link

Alas, not as good as your Davis smiley.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 28 June 2012 19:18 (twelve years ago) link

you talk about a guy who, pound for pound, was a victim of extortion by an ex-stripper. when his number is called he's ready

am0n, Thursday, 28 June 2012 19:19 (twelve years ago) link

no it's {:-]

― J0rdan S., Thursday, June 28, 2012 1:33 PM (3 hours ago)

haha

k3vin k., Thursday, 28 June 2012 20:59 (twelve years ago) link

haha not a grown man move jackson

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Thursday, 28 June 2012 23:18 (twelve years ago) link

d-wade getting knee surgery

Faith in Humanity: Restored (dayo), Friday, 29 June 2012 10:44 (twelve years ago) link

hope it explodes during surgery

am0n, Friday, 29 June 2012 14:16 (twelve years ago) link

Out of Olympics so far: Rose, Aldridge, Billups, Wade and now Bosh

moullet, Friday, 29 June 2012 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

and Howard.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 29 June 2012 17:15 (twelve years ago) link

please, do join us

AY CHAP 2012 OLYMPICS IN LONDON (BASKETBALL EDITION) CHEERIO

J0rdan S., Friday, 29 June 2012 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

oj mayo is an unrestricted free agent.

polyphonic, Friday, 29 June 2012 18:37 (twelve years ago) link

that's kinda interesting

J0rdan S., Friday, 29 June 2012 18:37 (twelve years ago) link

sux when a good team makes a cost saving move like that

lag∞n, Friday, 29 June 2012 18:38 (twelve years ago) link

mayo will prob be overpaid anyway tho

J0rdan S., Friday, 29 June 2012 18:43 (twelve years ago) link

Sad thing is he's not as good as he thinks or people hoped. However, he'd arguably be the best player on the Bobcats.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 29 June 2012 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

sure, but so would nick collison

J0rdan S., Friday, 29 June 2012 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

Definitely damning with faint praise.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 29 June 2012 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

fab mayo

am0n, Friday, 29 June 2012 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

mayo will prob be overpaid anyway tho

― J0rdan S., Friday, June 29, 2012 2:43 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ya but they couldve sign n traded him, by just releasing him theyre just dumping salary, granted they have some other dudes to sign, but still to let talent walk and get nothing in return

lag∞n, Friday, 29 June 2012 19:11 (twelve years ago) link

"I'm probably the only NBA player that goes on these sites," he said.

lag∞n, Friday, 29 June 2012 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

he should hook up with dean ween B-)

http://gothamist.com/attachments/nyc_chrisrobbins/051811WEEN.png

am0n, Friday, 29 June 2012 20:02 (twelve years ago) link

https://twitter.com/JLin7/status/209038662971830272

am0n, Friday, 29 June 2012 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

Mo Williams picking up his option; he's going to Utah, Odom to the Clippers and Dallas takes back zero salary.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 29 June 2012 22:00 (twelve years ago) link

like that move a lot for the clips

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Friday, 29 June 2012 22:03 (twelve years ago) link

so if th mavs don't get deron, seems like Nash might be there for a lil reunion?

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Friday, 29 June 2012 22:04 (twelve years ago) link

welcome back, kg!

call all destroyer, Saturday, 30 June 2012 17:08 (twelve years ago) link

at a nice lil discount, too

call all destroyer, Saturday, 30 June 2012 17:11 (twelve years ago) link

wow three more years of kg !!!

how i wish he was healthy on the 09 run..

moullet, Saturday, 30 June 2012 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

hip hip hooray!

lag∞n, Saturday, 30 June 2012 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

prolly sets the market for duncan, too

m bison, Saturday, 30 June 2012 17:42 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/JuWTZ.jpg
THREE MORE YEARS! THREE MORE YEARS!

lag∞n, Saturday, 30 June 2012 17:43 (twelve years ago) link

Deron Williams, the most coveted player in this summer's free-agent class, will meet with representatives from the Brooklyn Nets and Dallas Mavericks on Monday before deciding which team to sign with this July, according to a source privy to Williams' plan.

Mavericks free-agent point guard Jason Kidd will also join whichever team Williams chooses, sources said.

J0rdan S., Saturday, 30 June 2012 19:09 (twelve years ago) link

*knuckle pushups* #FLEXING

am0n, Saturday, 30 June 2012 19:26 (twelve years ago) link

deron-Kidd tandem
uhhh he's going to dallas

m bison, Saturday, 30 June 2012 19:33 (twelve years ago) link

hollinger seems to think the opposite

J0rdan S., Saturday, 30 June 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago) link

i guess the thinking is that if it's a tandem deal that dallas won't have enough cap space

J0rdan S., Saturday, 30 June 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago) link

how much room did they clear trading odom?

m bison, Saturday, 30 June 2012 19:42 (twelve years ago) link

deron-kidd should be awesome, hope they make it

moullet, Saturday, 30 June 2012 20:40 (twelve years ago) link

they could run a 2 guard system like adelman is doing in minnesota

moullet, Saturday, 30 June 2012 20:40 (twelve years ago) link

kidd is hella cooked yall

lag∞n, Saturday, 30 June 2012 20:48 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i don't think that would be a starting tandem or anything

J0rdan S., Saturday, 30 June 2012 20:49 (twelve years ago) link

Kidd is still a serviceable backup.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Saturday, 30 June 2012 23:41 (twelve years ago) link

this team is really something else

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA
If the Nets don't do a deal for Joe Johnson, they're considering a significant offer for Memphis shooting guard O.J. Mayo, Y! sources said.

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 03:30 (twelve years ago) link

@BRAND0NJENNINGS: Dwight Howard is acting weird now.... Smh

polyphonic, Sunday, 1 July 2012 03:38 (twelve years ago) link

brandon jennings should be a free agency reporter for nba tv imo

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 03:40 (twelve years ago) link

Dwight Howard met with new Orlando Magic GM Rob Hennigan Friday, telling him he wants to be traded to the Brooklyn Nets, according to sources with knowledge of the situation.

didn't this guy say he would stick around for the next year around last year's trading deadline? dwight needs to get his head screwed on straight for real.

Clay, Sunday, 1 July 2012 03:44 (twelve years ago) link

dwight is honestly so embarrassing

that he won't even 1% the public backlash that lebron got is absurd

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 03:50 (twelve years ago) link

Well maybe it's because of all the rings he has oh wait

polyphonic, Sunday, 1 July 2012 03:51 (twelve years ago) link

dwight is honestly so embarrassing

that he won't even 1% the public backlash that lebron got is absurd

― J0rdan S., Saturday, June 30, 2012 11:50 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah this is more than fair, dwight's behavior has been disgusting for years

call all destroyer, Sunday, 1 July 2012 03:53 (twelve years ago) link

out of all the players that have done this (lebron, bosh, melo, cp3), dwight's departure has been so utterly awful and misguided

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 03:57 (twelve years ago) link

it's really not even close. at least all those other guys played hard, too.

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 03:57 (twelve years ago) link

WTF IS THIS?

Daryl Morey ‏@dmorey
Meeting w/Omer Asik in a few minutes -- tell him how much you want him to be in Houston! He will see your msg live - include #Asik2Houston

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 03:59 (twelve years ago) link

K.C Johnson ‏@KCJHoop
Hearing Rockets prepared to offer Omer Asik in the $8 million range annually.

yeah good idea daryl

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 04:01 (twelve years ago) link

hahahaha morey
also dwigh howard...smh indeed, petulant lil baby

m bison, Sunday, 1 July 2012 04:04 (twelve years ago) link

Chris Broussard ‏@Chris_Broussard
Gordon, the New Orleans Hornets' restricted free agent, is seeking a max, 4-year, $58 million deal, sources say.

that is many monies

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 04:06 (twelve years ago) link

Chris Broussard ‏@Chris_Broussard
Eric Gordon will visit Indiana Sunday, Houston Monday & Phoenix Tuesday. He will also meet with Portland & perhaps Charlotte & Dallas.

hmm

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 04:07 (twelve years ago) link

i know nba contracts don't really make sense by design but that is a wacky amount of money for eric gordon

call all destroyer, Sunday, 1 July 2012 04:07 (twelve years ago) link

is he worth $15 mil a year IN THIS ECONOMY

m bison, Sunday, 1 July 2012 04:08 (twelve years ago) link

all NBA guard tony Parker makes $12.5mil, rondo makes like 9 or 10

m bison, Sunday, 1 July 2012 04:10 (twelve years ago) link

that's all well and good but hey eric gordon has played more than 70 games once in a four-year career

call all destroyer, Sunday, 1 July 2012 04:13 (twelve years ago) link

$14.5/y would make eric gordon the 24th highest paid player in the nba

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 04:13 (twelve years ago) link

the grizzlies have three of the 25 highest paid players in the nba

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 04:14 (twelve years ago) link

i'm not sure if eric gordon is one of the 25 best players in the nba

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 04:14 (twelve years ago) link

gordan's fairly injury prone too, right? XP

Clay, Sunday, 1 July 2012 04:15 (twelve years ago) link

ha who are these teams that have 14.5 mil for Eric gordon?

m bison, Sunday, 1 July 2012 04:17 (twelve years ago) link

at least the hornets have the incentive of saving face on the chris paul trade

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 04:19 (twelve years ago) link

http://store.nba.com/product/index.jsp?productId=12839090&CAWELAID=1300659934

Dwight loyalty shirts

can't wait to buy this for 5 bucks and troll Howard when he's on the nets/bobcats/olympiakos

m bison, Sunday, 1 July 2012 04:27 (twelve years ago) link

oh that shirt cannot be for real

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 04:28 (twelve years ago) link

out of all the players that have done this (lebron, bosh, melo, cp3), dwight's departure has been so utterly awful and misguided

― J0rdan S., Saturday, June 30, 2012 11:57 PM

http://www.cbssports.com/nba/blog/eye-on-basketball/19455155/report-dwight-howard-tells-nbpa-magic-blackmailed-him

he feels the Magic blackmailed him into signing the "opt-in" clause.

http://gifs.gifbin.com/082009/1249287503_ice_cube.gif

am0n, Sunday, 1 July 2012 04:28 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 04:30 (twelve years ago) link

sign this or else...we'll watch you go sign with nets?
NOOOOOOOOO U CAN'T DO THAT ORLNDO MAGIC MANAGMENT
ok then sign here
ANYTHING U SAY

m bison, Sunday, 1 July 2012 04:31 (twelve years ago) link

IM NOT SIGNING TIL U GIVE STAN THE AXE
ok hes gone, sign it
OK
.... months later...
HAY U BLACKMAILED ME

am0n, Sunday, 1 July 2012 04:36 (twelve years ago) link

Dwight Howard is a douche, but he comes across as someone whose douchery is based in a cluelessness of Mt. Rushmore proportions. LeBron comes across as smart enough to know how not to be a douche, but that his douchery emerges naturally from his value system.

Aimless, Sunday, 1 July 2012 04:40 (twelve years ago) link

guess he'll have to update his website

http://www.dwighthoward.com/wp-content/themes/dwight/images/dwight_poster.png

am0n, Sunday, 1 July 2012 04:41 (twelve years ago) link

p easy fix, just put nets over the magic parts and cross out amway and put BROOKLYN ARENA and spray paint DERON WAS HERE

m bison, Sunday, 1 July 2012 04:43 (twelve years ago) link

hey dudes if yr team is lookin for an upgrade super cool beas did not receive a QO and is an unrestrected FA.

Clay, Sunday, 1 July 2012 04:59 (twelve years ago) link

also! with kg's new contract he is the highest paid player over a career in nba history!

Clay, Sunday, 1 July 2012 05:00 (twelve years ago) link

congrats, KG!

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 05:08 (twelve years ago) link

Chris Broussard ‏@Chris_Broussard
Situation btwn Dwight Howard & Magic getting ugly. Howard feels Magic made him promises they didn't keep to get him to sign opt-in.

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 06:22 (twelve years ago) link

entire orlando front office: U MAD BRO?

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 06:23 (twelve years ago) link

this is hall of fame shit

Chris Broussard ‏@Chris_Broussard
Sources tell @RicBucher Players Assn is considering taking legal action against the Magic on Dwight's behalf. (con't)

Chris Broussard ‏@Chris_Broussard
Goal would be to eliminate Dwight's opt-in and make him a free agent this summer.

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 06:26 (twelve years ago) link

wow what a bunch of fools. let dwight hang himself, don't get the NBAPA involved in this farce.

Clay, Sunday, 1 July 2012 06:45 (twelve years ago) link

Portland offered Roy Hibbert a max contract at 12:01am, reportedly.

Clay, Sunday, 1 July 2012 08:49 (twelve years ago) link

amick: "Indiana did not offer a max deal, and Hibbert is now leaning to Blazers unless Pacers match. One other unnamed team offered max."

this would be huge IMO.

Clay, Sunday, 1 July 2012 09:03 (twelve years ago) link

Cmon the Pacers are obviously gonna match

Godzilla vs. Rodan Rodannadanna (The Yellow Kid), Sunday, 1 July 2012 11:35 (twelve years ago) link

out of all the players that have done this (lebron, bosh, melo, cp3), dwight's departure has been so utterly awful and misguided

― J0rdan S., Saturday, June 30, 2012 11:57 PM

http://www.cbssports.com/nba/blog/eye-on-basketball/19455155/report-dwight-howard-tells-nbpa-magic-blackmailed-him

he feels the Magic blackmailed him into signing the "opt-in" clause.

― am0n, Sunday, July 1, 2012 12:28 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

iirc they gave him candy, thats bribery not extortion

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 July 2012 12:18 (twelve years ago) link

jesus what universe is this where roy hibbert is a max player, cmon now

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Sunday, 1 July 2012 13:08 (twelve years ago) link

did anyone watch the nba finals where an actual nba center played less than 20 min per game total across both teams

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Sunday, 1 July 2012 13:08 (twelve years ago) link

and everyone who did play was v fast

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 July 2012 13:08 (twelve years ago) link

glad to see kg back obv though he wasn't going anywhere and i imagine he will have to be dragged off the court as a 40 year old rather than voluntarily retire

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Sunday, 1 July 2012 13:09 (twelve years ago) link

damn

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA
Y! Sources: With the loss of Ray Allen looming, Boston pursues free agent guard Jason Terry.

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 13:11 (twelve years ago) link

if portland does actually sign hibbert, that means the end of the batum era right?

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 13:12 (twelve years ago) link

jesus really terry

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 July 2012 13:12 (twelve years ago) link

glad to see kg back obv though he wasn't going anywhere and i imagine he will have to be dragged off the court as a 40 year old rather than voluntarily retire

― questionable motor (agent hibachi), Sunday, July 1, 2012 9:09 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

as soon as he retires he should be hired as an assistant coach just to hang around and intimidate all the players into going hard

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 July 2012 13:12 (twelve years ago) link

better terry than oj mayo

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 13:13 (twelve years ago) link

not too into dwight saga but melo's was basically just as bad, recall that it stretched over 2+ years including playoff runs, included lala's preferences as a major factor and his coach all but laughed with glee once he was gone

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Sunday, 1 July 2012 13:13 (twelve years ago) link

no id rather see oj, terry's on the verge of washed up

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Sunday, 1 July 2012 13:13 (twelve years ago) link

not for the respective prices imo

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 13:14 (twelve years ago) link

wait we dont believe oj mayo gets like a max contract offer or something just because brooklyn is desperate right, he's really going to sign for the veteran exemption or whatever that's called (5m-ish) or something along those lines i assume

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Sunday, 1 July 2012 13:15 (twelve years ago) link

ya oj seems like a midlevel singing most likely

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 July 2012 13:17 (twelve years ago) link

wow memphis has 62mil in salary committed already

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Sunday, 1 July 2012 13:17 (twelve years ago) link

the blazers thing is weird.... so they would roll with aldridge, hibbert AND meyers leonard? that's a giant team! just seems like a weird place to go

like, imo, if you're in the west you look at your team and say, "could this team beat the thunder in a playoff series at any point in the next five years?" and if the answer is "no" (and it's probably "no") you do what you can do to change that. i don't think a team that exchanges roy hibbert for nic batum is beating the team with kevin durant on it. but maybe i'm wrong.

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 13:17 (twelve years ago) link

what if neil oshey is just a downlow terrible GM. what did he do in LA besides have chris paul fall into his lap? trade for mo williams?

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 13:18 (twelve years ago) link

p good rando pickups that actually played minutes- kenyon, reggie evans; did not fuck up massively

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Sunday, 1 July 2012 13:19 (twelve years ago) link

kenyon was terrible!

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 13:22 (twelve years ago) link

reggie evans is decent for a fourth big man but i'm not sure you want that as your signature move

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 13:23 (twelve years ago) link

kenyon was pretty bad but it was a good job of squeezing cheap rotation guys out of a market that looked completey tapped

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Sunday, 1 July 2012 13:31 (twelve years ago) link

Chris Broussard ‏@Chris_Broussard
Source: Celtics willing to double (in terms of $) Heat offer to Ray Allen. Will give 2 years/$12 million. Heat can offer only $3 mill a yr

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 13:46 (twelve years ago) link

re hibbert, i sorta feel like if a player's team can offer a player the max but chooses not to and you in turn offer that player the max, you prolly fucked up

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 13:47 (twelve years ago) link

roy hibbert doesn't even average 30 minutes a game, how in the world is he a max player.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 1 July 2012 13:49 (twelve years ago) link

yeah... i mean does anyone picture a montage of the blazers celebrating an nba title as mike breen says "and roy hibbert was magnificent all series, leading the franchise to its first nba title since 1977"

no

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 13:55 (twelve years ago) link

hibbert did kinda own the heat this year fwiw, indy was ahead w/him on the floor in their series and way behind w/him off, of course this points to the fact that he cant play many minutes and the heats particular venerability to big men

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 July 2012 14:36 (twelve years ago) link

I'm just trying to ignore the rumors that the nets are trying to take Joe johnson's contract. I get irrationally happy and it's probably not gonna happen. I will hang a framed portrait of Danny ferry from my wall of it does tho

Moreno, Sunday, 1 July 2012 14:42 (twelve years ago) link

nets r so sad couldve renamed themselves and been stocked w/a bunch of good young players to build on instead theyre the brooklyn nets feat joe johnson and gerald wallace

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 July 2012 14:43 (twelve years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA
The Nets have reached agreement on a 4 year, $40 million contract with Gerald Wallace, league sources confirm. NY Post first reported.

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 July 2012 14:44 (twelve years ago) link

congrats, nets

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 14:45 (twelve years ago) link

it's funny gerald wallace is the only player in the history of the nba to actively want to play for the bobcats

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 14:46 (twelve years ago) link

lot of knicks fans thinking abt switching loyalties right now

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 July 2012 14:47 (twelve years ago) link

nets trade the 6th pick for wallace then sign him for more than anyone else wouldve offered as a free agent

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 July 2012 14:49 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/RJfAM.jpg
what do u mean there is no bribery in the nba

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 July 2012 14:50 (twelve years ago) link

Joe Treutlein ‏@Hoopdata
Roy Hibbert got a max deal because someone in Portland still doesn't like Kevin Pritchard and knows Indy has to match.

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 July 2012 15:24 (twelve years ago) link

on cbssports.com

Dwightmare

http://sports.cbsimg.net/u/photos/basketball/nba/img19455681.jpg

am0n, Sunday, 1 July 2012 15:34 (twelve years ago) link

dwight needs to wake the fuck up right guys hahahaha

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 July 2012 15:35 (twelve years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA
Y! Sources: With the loss of Ray Allen looming, Boston pursues free agent guard Jason Terry.

― J0rdan S., Sunday, July 1, 2012 9:11 AM

also heard nick young D: im ok with ray leaving (clause: anyone but the heat) but yeesh

am0n, Sunday, 1 July 2012 15:38 (twelve years ago) link

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2012/0313/nba_a_howard54_cr_576.jpg

lolololol

am0n, Sunday, 1 July 2012 15:40 (twelve years ago) link

got some bad advice from UR MOM

am0n, Sunday, 1 July 2012 15:41 (twelve years ago) link

The thing about Hibbert is that he's not a max player yet, but in a league where a player's effort and will-to-improve-to-hit-a-ceiling is at a premium, Roy will get max offers from someone. Pacers want to keep him, hoped they could pay him what he's actually worth (below max), but they'll be happy to offer him a max if they have to, I think. It'd be different if they knew they could use that max money on someone else who wanted to be here, but that's not happening.

They lowballed, Portland/Unnamed Team offered max, Pacers will offer max, Roy will sign w/ Pacers. If Roy weren't a character guy, I don't think they resign him; but, he is, so they will. If they thought they were in the running for Williams/Howard/BigTimer, it'd be a different story. For now, the Pacers will lock him up for what will be the prime of his career, and then let some team overpay him next contract-time.

Want to love Howard again, but all this trade/contract stuff is really nagl if you want fans to think of you as a bball player first. Although that said, when I read LeMarcus Aldridge's name, first thing that pops into my head is Mr. Penny Marshall, and that's totally OK imo:

http://vicmackey.trakt.tv/images/episodes/1392-2-8.jpg

*:? (CompuPost), Sunday, 1 July 2012 16:16 (twelve years ago) link

Like, now I want to see Howard sue the Magic and then the Magic find some fine-print in the union agreement that says Howard has to sit out two full seasons w/o pay or something. Which is totally dumb/irrational since all NBA players totally have the right to seek their maxmoney and it really shouldn't bother me. Just seems like, for guys who need to depend on their likeability to enhance THEIR BRAND, some of these top-tier players are going at that in an awfullly autistic way. "What? Why would the Magic/basketball fans care that I've held my team hostage for two years dithering about trades/free agency? idgi?"

*:? (CompuPost), Sunday, 1 July 2012 16:26 (twelve years ago) link

OTOH Magic were crazy for not sending him somewhere before last year's deadline, so I guess everyone is getting what they deserve now.

*:? (CompuPost), Sunday, 1 July 2012 16:29 (twelve years ago) link

Also, really hoping that some non-Pacers team gets desperate and offers Eric Gordon ridic money so the Pacers don't have a chance to sign him. I love the Platonic Ideal Eric Gordon that can score 20+ ppg and get to the rim at will, but dude is just gonna get injured again and has Cap Space Albatross written all over him. Regardless, looks like Pacers are throwing their weight behind Gordon, Nash, BRoy, Mayo (another dude the Pacers have been after for years), and maybe Ilyasova.

Let the free agent fun begin, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*:? (CompuPost), Sunday, 1 July 2012 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

max deals should have some sort of injury percentage attached, like play below 70 games and the team should get to reduce the salary or at least the cap hit or something

all sorts of perverse incentivization problems there (here comes your 2 min of scrub time buddy!) i guess but it might be a fun world where a team could take like four "max" contract flyers and assemble a team of perpetually injured high level talent

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Sunday, 1 July 2012 17:42 (twelve years ago) link

Nicolas Batum is considering a four-year, $45-50 million offer from Minnesota. !!

moullet, Sunday, 1 July 2012 18:34 (twelve years ago) link

wow

m bison, Sunday, 1 July 2012 18:34 (twelve years ago) link

KAHN!!!!!

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 18:36 (twelve years ago) link

is he gonna play shooting guard?

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 18:36 (twelve years ago) link

Chris Broussard ‏@Chris_Broussard
Sources confirm Memphis has offered full midlevel to Ray Allen for 2 yrs. Bos willing to pay 2 yrs/$12 mill, tho no offer made yet.

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 18:39 (twelve years ago) link

GIVE US MAYO

am0n, Sunday, 1 July 2012 18:40 (twelve years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA
Phoenix has expressed interest with Landry Fields as part of possible sign-and-trade package with New York for Steve Nash, sources tell Y!

hahahahahahahaha

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 18:40 (twelve years ago) link

reunite w/ amare, gr8 idea nash

am0n, Sunday, 1 July 2012 18:48 (twelve years ago) link

if the suns sign & trade nash for a package surrounding landry fields they just should contract the franchise

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 18:50 (twelve years ago) link

uh from espn rumors

Wolves looking at Stiemsma

KAHNNNNN

am0n, Sunday, 1 July 2012 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

DARKO + STIEMSMA FRONTCOURT

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

The Los Angeles Lakers and Orlando Magic have had preliminary contact about a possible deal for All-Star center Dwight Howard, league sources told Yahoo! Sports.

hahaha

m bison, Sunday, 1 July 2012 19:18 (twelve years ago) link

I mean...the more things change etc

m bison, Sunday, 1 July 2012 19:18 (twelve years ago) link

lol this is great

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 19:21 (twelve years ago) link

damn scotty brooks sonned the thunder

David Aldridge ‏@daldridgetnt
Deal done in OKC for Scott Brooks; should be signed Monday. Four years, 4M+/year.

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 19:30 (twelve years ago) link

4 more years of empty positive platitudes on the bench

m bison, Sunday, 1 July 2012 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

So what's the Blazers' cap sitch if they end up signing max for Hibbert?

*:? (CompuPost), Sunday, 1 July 2012 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

The Brooklyn Nets and Hawks are engaged in ongoing talks on a multiplayer deal that would send several expiring contracts to the Atlanta for All-Star guard Joe Johnson, according to sources briefed on the discussions.

But sources told ESPN.com that the Nets fear that they'll be surrendering too much financial flexibility in the trade as currently structured, which has placed the deal in jeopardy.

Another big stumbling block, sources said, is Atlanta's insistence that Brooklyn include promising Nets guard MarShon Brooks in the trade.

Sources say that the Nets, furthermore, will only go ahead with this trade if they know that Deron Williams -- this summer's No. 1 free agent -- has verbally committed to re-signing with Brooklyn.

The most recent proposal, sources said, would call for the Nets to send the expiring contracts of Jordan Farmar, Johan Petro, Anthony Morrow and Jordan Williams to the Hawks in exchange for Johnson.

Sources say that the Nets, though, would prefer to complete a deal with the Hawks by including at least one of their free agents via sign-and-trade -- most likely Gerald Green -- and by hanging onto to one or two of the aforementioned expiring contracts.

If the Nets can convince the Hawks to take on Green or perhaps Kris Humphries in a sign-and-trade, it would allow them to stay over the salary cap and keep their mid-level exception to sign an additional free agent. Sources say that the Nets have serious interest in Bosnian free-agent forward Mirza Teletovic to add additional frontcourt depth.

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 20:46 (twelve years ago) link

Sources say that the Nets, furthermore, will only go ahead with this trade if they know that Deron Williams -- this summer's No. 1 free agent -- has verbally committed to re-signing with Brooklyn.

had to re-read this one a few times

J0rdan S., Sunday, 1 July 2012 20:47 (twelve years ago) link

oh man if batum is getting $50/4 I guess enjoy him, minny. That's a shit ton of cash for a guy who averages like 14/4/1 and plays pretty good defense.

Clay, Sunday, 1 July 2012 20:56 (twelve years ago) link

that guy voulgaris is playing in a 1 million dollar buy-in poker tournament

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 July 2012 21:24 (twelve years ago) link

The Toronto Raptors have offered free agent point guard Steve Nash a three-year, $36 million contract, sources told ESPN.com senior writer Marc Stein.

Clay, Sunday, 1 July 2012 22:06 (twelve years ago) link

Terrence Ross ‏@T_DotFlight31
Lol I'm really n the car just chillin wit my two home boys listening to fleetwood mac

ilh 12/13 rookie of the year

lag∞n, Sunday, 1 July 2012 22:08 (twelve years ago) link

doooooope

m bison, Sunday, 1 July 2012 23:09 (twelve years ago) link

rockets sign Omer Asik to a 3 year/25 mil offer sheet, 3rd year backloaded for $15 mil
what is happening

m bison, Sunday, 1 July 2012 23:58 (twelve years ago) link

asik did really well in a nba 2k2 season

now all my posts got ship in it (dayo), Monday, 2 July 2012 00:04 (twelve years ago) link

But sources told ESPN.com that the Nets fear that they'll be surrendering too much financial flexibility in the trade as currently structured

really good thing to be fearing when you are considering a trade for joe johnson, excellent thinking nets front office.

call all destroyer, Monday, 2 July 2012 00:24 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha I'm so happy the spurs are at most going to try and re-sign diaw or get erazem lorbek from europe

m bison, Monday, 2 July 2012 00:25 (twelve years ago) link

rockets sign Omer Asik to a 3 year/25 mil offer sheet, 3rd year backloaded for $15 mil
what is happening

― m bison, Sunday, July 1, 2012 4:58 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

remember last summer when there was a lockout b/c owners thought salaries were out of control hilarious timez iirc

Clay, Monday, 2 July 2012 00:33 (twelve years ago) link

hahah I think this shd just be entered as evidence against the owners in any labor related dispute when this CBA expires
like IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, DUMMIES

m bison, Monday, 2 July 2012 00:34 (twelve years ago) link

omer asik is p good!

lag∞n, Monday, 2 July 2012 00:42 (twelve years ago) link

yeah im not sure how much you guys think he should get paid but that's about a million times more defensible than whats being thrown out for wallace or nic batum

call all destroyer, Monday, 2 July 2012 00:43 (twelve years ago) link

the first two years, yes!
that third year is hawrrible

m bison, Monday, 2 July 2012 00:45 (twelve years ago) link

third year is just a poison pill to get him. 8/per on average is totally defensible.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 July 2012 00:59 (twelve years ago) link

i think asik is hella overrated but i saw someone point this out on twitter and i think it's a good way of looking at the deal: it's a 2 year, $10m deal + a year as an expiring contract

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 July 2012 02:18 (twelve years ago) link

like if he actually signs with houston he'll be worth $5m a year & in the final year he'll be at worst valuable trade bait

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 July 2012 02:19 (twelve years ago) link

that is pretty smart actually

Clay, Monday, 2 July 2012 02:24 (twelve years ago) link

FUCK AND YES

Marc J. Spears ‏@SpearsNBAYahoo
Nuggets agree to re-sign guard Andre Miller to a three-year deal, sources tell Yahoo! Sports.

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 July 2012 02:26 (twelve years ago) link

go nuggz

m bison, Monday, 2 July 2012 02:39 (twelve years ago) link

this weekend:

old dude signings = rad

young dude potential signings = wtf avoid at all costs

call all destroyer, Monday, 2 July 2012 02:47 (twelve years ago) link

hollinger's take is basically "daryl morey: evil genius"

In the current CBA, it's known as the Gilbert Arenas rule. In the next one, it might be known as the Daryl Morey rule, because the Houston Rockets GM just drove a Mack truck through every one of the provision's current loopholes in agreeing to a three-year, $24.3 million offer sheet with Chicago restricted free agent Omer Asik.
Let's set aside whether Asik is actually worth $24 million over three years for a moment -- we'll tackle that further down -- and just ponder the evil genius of the structuring of the contract and how it gives the Rockets a huge advantage in prying him from the Bulls.

Under the "Gilbert Arenas" provision of the league's collective bargaining agreement, a player like Asik -- a second-round draft pick coming off his second season -- can be offered only a maximum of the midlevel exception in free agency for the first two seasons, but can be offered any amount up the maximum in years after that.

Houston took advantage of this provision by limiting his offer to three years, rather than the maximum of four, and offering the maximum eligible salary in Year 3.

It's so damaging because of how the league assigns the salary cap and luxury tax hits for the respective sides. In Houston's case, the amounts are averaged over the three seasons, requiring the Rockets to have a little over $8 million in cap room to consummate the deal.

No biggie for Houston; they happen to have exactly $8 million lying around if they renounce their rights to Marcus Camby, cut Shaun Livingston, Greg Smith, Courtney Fortson and Diamon Simpson, and either waive Jon Leuer or use the stretch provision on Jon Brockman. Houston could also get there by renouncing its rights to restricted free agent Courtney Lee, but that seems more unlikely.

And looking ahead, the Rockets are still in pristine shape going forward. An $8 million cap charge for Asik in 2013-14 and 2014-15 simply isn't going to hurt them.

But Chicago? Holy hell, this is going to hurt. The league calculates the cap charge differently for a team matching the offer sheet, using actual salaries instead of the average. So the Bulls get off easy in the short term; a $5 million cap charge for Asik this year and next should have been in their budget to start.

But then in 2014-15, it jumps up to about $14.1 million. And it's not clear how the Bulls are supposed to handle that, especially given their aversion to the luxury tax and the fact they may be subject to the repeater penalty by then. Between Asik, Derrick Rose, Carlos Boozer and Joakim Noah, they have $61.6 million committed and that's without paying Taj Gibson, retaining Luol Deng, or adding any free agent or draft picks.

They're almost certainly a tax team, in other words, and in fact they're likely to be deep into the tax, even if the league's tax level rises a few ducats by then. Which makes the effective cost of keeping Asik that season closer to $30 million than $15 million. And as much as I may admire his defense and rebounding, it's inconceivable that Asik is worth anywhere near $30 million.

Are there ways around this? Yes, but the medicine is worse than the disease. If in 2014 the Bulls were to use the amnesty clause on Carlos Boozer, who would be on the final year of his deal, that would cut $15 million from their cap number (and likely from their luxury tax bill) that year, but they would still have to pay Boozer, which would still make Asik's effective cost $30 million -- except in that case, it's $30 million and a starting power forward.

Alternatively, Chicago could use the stretch provision on Asik prior to Year 3. That would cost them $5 million a year in 2014-15, 2015-16, and 2016-17, possibly saving them from a luxury tax in all three seasons.

But doing so only would give them two years of Asik, while still paying the entirety of the deal, which means they'll have signed him to a two-year deal for $24 million. Which is about as bad as the effective cost of three years, $39 million that we're presenting as the alternative. (You can also count the tax hits in years 1 and 2, but they're the same in both alternatives so we'll ignore them for now.)

Basically, there's no easy way out for Chicago, which is why they're unlikely to match Houston's offer sheet. They still have Gibson, who is an absolute defensive beast and is extension-eligible this summer -- presumably on far better terms than Asik's deal. Meanwhile, Chicago can shorten its frontcourt rotation to three men -- Boozer, Noah and Gibson -- while using Luol Deng as a small-ball 4 in stretches.

Thus, in all likelihood, Houston is going to end up with Asik. I have to admire their cleverness in pulling this off, but I also have to shake my head that the CBA allowed this.

When they get around to the next one, maybe they'll realize that it's crap to count the tax and cap hit in the year it hits for the matching team, while allowing the offering team to only offer one year at the higher level. Houston drove a truck through this loophole, but in the future requiring four-year deals for Arenas contracts will at least require teams to offer a more genuine maximum deal. Doing so in this case would have made it a four-year, $39 million deal from the Rockets, required nearly $10 million in cap space (and requisite harder decisions from the Rockets), and likely pushed them to a different alternative.

So congratulations, Houston -- it looks like Chef Linguini is likely all yours.
On to the next question: Is he worth it?

That's a bit of an eye-of-the-beholder question. Asik's advanced stats support the subjective viewpoint that he's one of the five or 10 best defensive players in basketball, and defense in general tends to be wildly underrated in the free-agent market (although weirdly, not in the draft). He is also, objectively, a monstrous rebounder, with his 20.1 Rebound Rate ranking sixth in the NBA last season.

Asik is a terrible offensive player, however, with bad hands, poor touch and a proclivity for illegal screens. Advanced stats seem to indicate that he takes away almost as much with his offense as he does with his defense -- but that overall he's a plus, even compared to the league average.

And that, in the big picture, makes him a second-tier starting center. And you know how much those are worth? About $8 million a year. Houston should know; they just paid nearly the same amount to the departed Samuel Dalembert.

Houston will hope Asik can improve on that prognosis by upping his offensive production to slightly less pathetic levels, with the tutelage of Kevin McHale, but even so his defense justifies the contract.

It also helps that Houston gets somebody under lock and key before re-signing its own free agents. The cap holds for Lee and Goran Dragic are low enough that it behooves the Rockets to use the cap space first, and then rebuild their backcourt.

From there, Houston can go in any number of directions, depending on Dwight Howard's availability and the market for Kyle Lowry. But first they took care of the most urgent need  if the Bulls don't match, the Rockets will have a real starting center this year, and they won't be overpaying for him.

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 July 2012 02:51 (twelve years ago) link

When they get around to the next one, maybe they'll realize that it's crap to count the tax and cap hit in the year it hits for the matching team, while allowing the offering team to only offer one year at the higher level.

ya this is weird what was the rationale for setting it up this way

lag∞n, Monday, 2 July 2012 02:57 (twelve years ago) link

spurs looking at marcus camby and ersan ilyasova
c'mon make camby happen, need a killer old man lineup for the 2013 playoffs
Manu, Tim, Marcus, SJax, and an old PG to be named
TITLE TOWN

m bison, Monday, 2 July 2012 03:35 (twelve years ago) link

brevin knight will comeback to lead the spurs

moullet, Monday, 2 July 2012 03:37 (twelve years ago) link

maybe god shammgod is available

m bison, Monday, 2 July 2012 03:42 (twelve years ago) link

"I never used the word blackmail in reference to any of my dealings with the Magic," Howard told Yahoo! Sports. "I never said that. It's defamatory and it's inaccurate. I know what blackmail means and any report that I used the term incorrectly is inaccurate."

am0n, Monday, 2 July 2012 14:35 (twelve years ago) link

Anthony Davis suffered a severely sprained ankle in a Hornets workout and almost assuredly is unable to play for Team USA, sources tell Y!

It begins.

polyphonic, Monday, 2 July 2012 16:43 (twelve years ago) link

Yikes.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Monday, 2 July 2012 16:54 (twelve years ago) link

:-[

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 July 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link

{:-[

EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 July 2012 17:09 (twelve years ago) link

exactly!

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 July 2012 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

its just a sprain!

lag∞n, Monday, 2 July 2012 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

it's a tumor.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 July 2012 17:13 (twelve years ago) link

Major sprains can be a 6-12 moths for full recovery. You can be playing again in weeks, but it takes a while to get it right. Bummer.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Monday, 2 July 2012 17:17 (twelve years ago) link

not 12 moths

lag∞n, Monday, 2 July 2012 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

lol i really shouldnt be the one making fun of typos but while there may have been a sprain in the history of the world that took 12 months for a v healthy pro athlete w/infinite rehab facilities at his disposal to recover from it is an exceedingly rare occurrence - i mean three months is even long for a severe sprain

lag∞n, Monday, 2 July 2012 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

Monta

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Monday, 2 July 2012 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

Monthman Prophecies

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Monday, 2 July 2012 17:27 (twelve years ago) link

didn't monta destory his ankle on a mo-ped?

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 July 2012 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

Depends how bad it is? idk, players can get back to like 85-90% pretty quick, but it takes a while to get that last bit. IMO xp

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Monday, 2 July 2012 17:29 (twelve years ago) link

High ankle sprain, yeah on a moped.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Monday, 2 July 2012 17:30 (twelve years ago) link

monta tore things iirc

lag∞n, Monday, 2 July 2012 17:30 (twelve years ago) link

that a whole nother ballgame

lag∞n, Monday, 2 July 2012 17:31 (twelve years ago) link

FYI - a sprain is a tear.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 July 2012 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

NO!

lag∞n, Monday, 2 July 2012 17:34 (twelve years ago) link

know.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 July 2012 17:34 (twelve years ago) link

a sprain is stretching a ligament, a strain is a partial tear, and when you just straight tear the motherfucker in half they call it a tear

lag∞n, Monday, 2 July 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

^^

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 July 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

Full-on tear is 36 moths imo.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Monday, 2 July 2012 17:37 (twelve years ago) link

strain is a muscle tear. A sprain is a ligament tear.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 July 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

depends on what you tear, and im sure where just getting into fairly meaningless usage distinctions here but they seem to refer to it as a tear or partial tear when its just like half torn in half, strain seems to be minor partial tears

lag∞n, Monday, 2 July 2012 17:41 (twelve years ago) link

im not doctor but i didnt just look on the first sentence of a wikipedia

A sprain (possibly from Middle French espraindre, to squeeze) is an injury in a joint, caused by the ligament being stretched beyond its capacity. A muscular tear caused in the same manner is referred to as a strain.

lag∞n, Monday, 2 July 2012 17:42 (twelve years ago) link

Anthony Davis suffered a severely sprained ankle in a Hornets workout and almost assuredly is unable to play for Team USA, sources tell Y!

It begins.

― polyphonic, Monday, July 2, 2012 4:43 PM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

espn is saying its a light sprain, 1-2 weeks maybe.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Monday, 2 July 2012 17:42 (twelve years ago) link

sprain (sprān) a joint injury in which some of the fibers of a supporting ligament are ruptured but the continuity of the ligament remains intact.

that's from this medical dictionary site: http://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/sprain

EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 July 2012 17:43 (twelve years ago) link

he was just gonna be on the practice squad anyway right xp

lag∞n, Monday, 2 July 2012 17:44 (twelve years ago) link

anthony oden

am0n, Monday, 2 July 2012 17:44 (twelve years ago) link

so its like a bunch of micro tears when the things gets stretched out, but not really 'a tear'

lag∞n, Monday, 2 July 2012 17:45 (twelve years ago) link

davis legit could've made the squad. they have no centers.

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 July 2012 17:45 (twelve years ago) link

well, they have tyson chandler. so they have 1 center. but they could use another defensive minded big man.

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 July 2012 17:46 (twelve years ago) link

i am skeptical

lag∞n, Monday, 2 July 2012 17:46 (twelve years ago) link

Ainge: Celtics near deal to re-sign Green

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/images/smilies/facepalm.gif

am0n, Monday, 2 July 2012 20:27 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.dwighthoward.com/bio

Orlando Magic center Dwight David Howard Jr. is not just a basketball player. He is one of the most charismatic and thus popular basketball player on earth. His muscular physique resembles a 6’11 bronze statue of Apollo. His resume belies his 24 years of age while reading like the first chapter of a sports monopoly. The home grown Atlanta, Georgian has pillared his brand on ferocious dunks and electric smiles.

polyphonic, Monday, 2 July 2012 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

as i said, cluelessness of Mt. Rushmore dimensions

Aimless, Monday, 2 July 2012 20:47 (twelve years ago) link

He is one of the most charismatic and thus popular basketball player on earth.

lol

am0n, Monday, 2 July 2012 20:47 (twelve years ago) link

makes perfect sense

lag∞n, Monday, 2 July 2012 21:05 (twelve years ago) link

wow

Chris Broussard ‏@Chris_Broussard
Sources confirm Hawks and Nets have agreed to terms on deal to send Joe Johnson to Nets. Deal contingent on Deron Williams staying w/Nets

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 July 2012 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA
Nets would send Jordan Williams, Petro, Farmar, Morrow and a sign-and-trade of Stevenson for Joe Johnson, sources tell Y!

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 July 2012 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

good god, the nets

Zach Lowe ‏@ZachLowe_SI
If Nets re-sign D-Will to max and go through with Johnson trade, they'll have approx $50.5M committed to just 3 players for '13-14.

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 July 2012 21:17 (twelve years ago) link

this'll give new york 4 max players and 0 max-caliber players, sweet!

k3vin k., Monday, 2 July 2012 21:20 (twelve years ago) link

haha

lag∞n, Monday, 2 July 2012 21:35 (twelve years ago) link

(deron is worth it when healthy)

lag∞n, Monday, 2 July 2012 21:36 (twelve years ago) link

but still haha

lag∞n, Monday, 2 July 2012 21:36 (twelve years ago) link

yeah deron is a max player

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 July 2012 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

Marc Stein ‏@ESPNSteinLine
RT @daldridgetnt: Source indicated Nets would proceed w/JJ deal whether or not they get commitment from D-Will (NETS' NEW POSTURE VIA DA)

lag∞n, Monday, 2 July 2012 21:41 (twelve years ago) link

so nash got a big offer...

am0n, Monday, 2 July 2012 21:41 (twelve years ago) link

i love how every untradable contract always gets traded in the nba, this place is CRAZY

lag∞n, Monday, 2 July 2012 21:42 (twelve years ago) link

(hey u ruined my punchline!)

... from the raptors

am0n, Monday, 2 July 2012 21:42 (twelve years ago) link

the idea that the nets would back out of the deal if deron spurned them is so hilarious. they would so obviously panic and just do the deal anyway. what transparent nonsense.

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 July 2012 21:43 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/x1Ezh.gif

lag∞n, Monday, 2 July 2012 21:43 (twelve years ago) link

I keep meaning to ask, what's with dwill and Kidd being so tight.

Clay, Monday, 2 July 2012 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

i think a lot of ppl think nash is gonna end up with the raptors cuz they're willing to back the brinks truck into his garage and walk away

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 July 2012 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

nash should only sign if they agree to go back to wearing these bad boys

http://i.imgur.com/GvwjC.jpg

lag∞n, Monday, 2 July 2012 21:45 (twelve years ago) link

I keep meaning to ask, what's with dwill and Kidd being so tight.

― Clay, Monday, July 2, 2012 5:44 PM (11 seconds ago) Bookmark

light skinned solidarity

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 July 2012 21:45 (twelve years ago) link

o man is that a lil yoshi ghost

lag∞n, Monday, 2 July 2012 21:46 (twelve years ago) link

hey steve, come play in ur home country for a garbage team until u retire with no rings heres a bunch of $$$ tho to make up 4 it

am0n, Monday, 2 July 2012 21:46 (twelve years ago) link

*frames portrait of danny ferry*

Moreno, Monday, 2 July 2012 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

so happy

Moreno, Monday, 2 July 2012 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

ahem
YOU'RE WELCOME

m bison, Monday, 2 July 2012 21:58 (twelve years ago) link

seriously. feel like he's already the best gm in hawks history. no competition.

i'm guessing he'll hold on to smith til the trade deadline. then we build around horford. lookout lottery for a year or two.

Moreno, Monday, 2 July 2012 22:01 (twelve years ago) link

a new dawn in ATL

m bison, Monday, 2 July 2012 22:04 (twelve years ago) link

joe johnson is still owed almost 90 million dollars

that's million with an m

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Monday, 2 July 2012 22:12 (twelve years ago) link

*dies*

Clay, Monday, 2 July 2012 22:22 (twelve years ago) link

Marc Stein ‏@ESPNSteinLine

Just going online and on SportsCenter: Hawks have agreed in principle to deal Marvin Williams to Utah for Devin Harris to shed even more $

Why does Utah want Marvin? WHY GOD WHY?

EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 July 2012 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

FERRY!!!!!

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 July 2012 23:02 (twelve years ago) link

Guess Mo Williams was promised some starter minutes by the Jazz. Don't get the Marvin thing though.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 July 2012 23:02 (twelve years ago) link

Unless they're packaging him with one of their superfluous bigs for salary purposes. But no, they'd have to wait 3 months to package deal him.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 July 2012 23:03 (twelve years ago) link

I don't get it.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 July 2012 23:04 (twelve years ago) link

marvin sorta makes sense for them. he's not great but he's not terrible either. and i mean utah was starting josh howard at SF.

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 July 2012 23:06 (twelve years ago) link

also devin harris was apparently a poor fit there

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 July 2012 23:07 (twelve years ago) link

true. But you think they could do better both talent and $ wise. Marvin ain't cheap for his 10 and 5.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 July 2012 23:08 (twelve years ago) link

it makes less sense to me from atlanta's POV altho i guess they're just totally tearing everything down now? are they gonna play harris at SG?

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 July 2012 23:09 (twelve years ago) link

i don't know if marvin is even that crazily paid. it's one year next year at $8m per + a player option at $7.5m in 13-14

it's not jaw droppingly insane money or anything

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 July 2012 23:12 (twelve years ago) link

Harris is on the last year of his contract.

Atlanta sheds a year of salary and Utah hopes he gets better than 10 & 5. $8 million is a lot for that level of production. That's several million more than the mid-level for several levels below mid- production.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 July 2012 23:14 (twelve years ago) link

i mean shit i'm glad i'm not paying but i don't know, i don't hate it. it's a clear upgrade for them at that position and it's not long term.

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 July 2012 23:15 (twelve years ago) link

i guess the other thing to consider is the difficulty of attracting free agents to utah and whether or not that means they need to overpay (in trades or in dollars) to get talent that they can't acquire thru the draft

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 July 2012 23:17 (twelve years ago) link

You'd think they could do better with an expiring deal than Marvin, though I agree it's not going to make or break them.

Is Marvin any better know than he was in college? He seems like exactly the same player only 8 years older.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 July 2012 23:18 (twelve years ago) link

also utah has like $15m in salary committed for the 13-14 season

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 July 2012 23:19 (twelve years ago) link

Is Marvin any better know than he was in college? He seems like exactly the same player only 8 years older.

― EZ Snappin, Monday, July 2, 2012 7:18 PM (39 seconds ago) Bookmark

yeah basically

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 July 2012 23:19 (twelve years ago) link

Other hope is that getting him away from Atlanta's long history of fuck-all might help too. Seems like Ferry is realizing he has to blow up that hot mess of a team and organization.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 July 2012 23:20 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, good on ferry

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 July 2012 23:22 (twelve years ago) link

windhorst floating the idea that maybe the hawks become players for dwight now

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 July 2012 23:22 (twelve years ago) link

Tom Haberstroh ‏@tomhaberstroh
Yep, Danny Ferry just made Atlanta a *potential* landing spot for both Chris Paul AND Dwight Howard in FA next season.

ladies and gentleman, the NBA!

J0rdan S., Monday, 2 July 2012 23:28 (twelve years ago) link

That would be awesome. Save a franchise with two local/close to local players.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 July 2012 23:33 (twelve years ago) link

wait so is danny ferry actually not a shit gm after all?

Clay, Monday, 2 July 2012 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

nope.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 July 2012 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

he learned real good in SA's front office

m bison, Monday, 2 July 2012 23:37 (twelve years ago) link

think he just had a rough go of things in Cleveland

m bison, Monday, 2 July 2012 23:37 (twelve years ago) link

it wasn't a v easy situation tbf

Clay, Monday, 2 July 2012 23:39 (twelve years ago) link

u know looking back, the cavs were a perfectly decent team but obv not title good. he did an average job there.

m bison, Monday, 2 July 2012 23:43 (twelve years ago) link

nets trying to package together the other half their team to get howard now
honestly, a big three of Howard, dwill, and Joey joe joe Johnson is not awful. better than new york anyway

m bison, Monday, 2 July 2012 23:50 (twelve years ago) link

like way overpaying but don't you kind of have to do it if youre BK?

m bison, Monday, 2 July 2012 23:51 (twelve years ago) link

how does that core possibly fit under the cap

Clay, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 00:01 (twelve years ago) link

The Nets will literally have five players on their roster if they do the Joe Johnson deal.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 00:02 (twelve years ago) link

three max deals plus 9 guys from a park slope gym playing for the love of the game and the borough

m bison, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 00:02 (twelve years ago) link

make that 4 players, they amnestied Outlaw

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 00:03 (twelve years ago) link

hey that's the maximum u can have on the court anyways sounds good 2 me XP

Clay, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 00:03 (twelve years ago) link

If Deron left them in the lurch and it was Gerald Wallace, Joe Johnson and the NBDL allstars...

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 00:04 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha for chaos reasons I choose that option but for Brooklyn super villain team I want it all to happen just as prokorov wants

m bison, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 00:05 (twelve years ago) link

this is my happiest moment as a hawks fan in about 4 years

Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 00:15 (twelve years ago) link

^^^^^^^!!!!!!

Moreno, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 00:20 (twelve years ago) link

the Gerald Wallace contract totally throws off the joe/d will/dwight thing. can't happen.

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 3 July 2012 00:29 (twelve years ago) link

yeah it's kinda too bad they gave gerald wallace approximately twice what any other team would reasonably pay him. And and that he turns 30 in three weeks.

Clay, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 00:30 (twelve years ago) link

it's too bad for the nets that otis smith isn't the GM of the magic anymore. They could've flipped joe to the magic in a heartbeat.

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 3 July 2012 00:30 (twelve years ago) link

Wallace def deserves 8m+ per year, he just makes no sense for what they're trying to do and they paid a super steep price for him.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 00:32 (twelve years ago) link

even if they cant dump joe, getting rid of marvin's enough for me to pop a bottle

Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 00:36 (twelve years ago) link

I'd rather have Gerald Wallace for 10 than Joe Johnson for 22+

Godzilla vs. Rodan Rodannadanna (The Yellow Kid), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 01:44 (twelve years ago) link

as i understand it, the nets are trying to use the gerald wallace deal as a s&t piece for Howard

from the desk of mr. and mrs. eazy and shiela e (m bison), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 01:45 (twelve years ago) link

make of that what u wll

from the desk of mr. and mrs. eazy and sheila e (m bison), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 01:46 (twelve years ago) link

I can't see why a rebuilding Magic team would have any interest in that

Godzilla vs. Rodan Rodannadanna (The Yellow Kid), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 01:46 (twelve years ago) link

yeah the nets are doin drunk billionaire owner thangs

from the desk of mr. and mrs. eazy and sheila e (m bison), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 01:49 (twelve years ago) link

everyone cannonizing ferry on twitter/ilx for trading their best dudes is p hilarious, nba is a messed up place

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 02:03 (twelve years ago) link

trading their overpaid/destined to die in the 1st and 2nd round every year dudes

from the desk of mr. and mrs. eazy and sheila e (m bison), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 02:04 (twelve years ago) link

lag∞n my dear boy this is what schumpeter is talking about when he writes of creative destruction

from the desk of mr. and mrs. eazy and sheila e (m bison), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 02:05 (twelve years ago) link

its obvs the right move for sure it's just almost like there maybe might be some perverse incentives baked into the nba somewhere

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 02:07 (twelve years ago) link

what do u suggest in its stead

from the desk of mr. and mrs. eazy and sheila e (m bison), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 02:15 (twelve years ago) link

relegate the hawks is what id do

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 02:17 (twelve years ago) link

lmfao fookin soccer

from the desk of mr. and mrs. eazy and sheila e (m bison), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 02:21 (twelve years ago) link

regulation is awesome, i mean u want to talk stopping tanking, we send u to the d league

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 02:24 (twelve years ago) link

i dont disagree but how many owners are going to agree to that, answer 0

from the desk of mr. and mrs. eazy and sheila e (m bison), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 02:25 (twelve years ago) link

Relegate them out of fear because they're gonna own everyone so hard and win 90 games in a season, somehow

Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 02:26 (twelve years ago) link

i think the problem tho is maximum salaries, not tanking. basically elite players are worth more than they are paid which means teams gotta spend big salary cap bucks to pay for less than elite talent in many cases just to compete.

from the desk of mr. and mrs. eazy and sheila e (m bison), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 02:28 (twelve years ago) link

so like the hawks are like, well we cant draft for shit so if we want to make the playoffs we gotta max out iso joe and then theyre stuck with literally the worst contract outside of rashard

so now ferry is like...guys lets risk missing the playoffs for a lil bit and build thru the draft so we can throw hella dollars at worth-it ppl

from the desk of mr. and mrs. eazy and sheila e (m bison), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 02:30 (twelve years ago) link

yeah if the nba had a normal salary curve things would be v. different

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 02:30 (twelve years ago) link

dying @ how this whole thing has played out...nets are like "sorry dwight u spurned us and now we are exclusive w/our new bff joe johnson"

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 02:31 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/fKVVQ.jpg

Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 02:38 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/77GSt.jpg

Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 02:38 (twelve years ago) link

wait though did lagoon call marvin one of atl's best players because dude is straight league avg

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 02:39 (twelve years ago) link

lol I just thought about J CHILL the other day back when they did the J CHILL/ J SMOOVE thing

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 02:40 (twelve years ago) link

btw I suggested relegation 4 real as the bobcat's punishment this season

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 02:42 (twelve years ago) link

I'm ok w Charlotte getting relegated, if not permanently

from the desk of mr. and mrs. eazy and sheila e (m bison), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 02:42 (twelve years ago) link

lol I just thought about J CHILL the other day back when they did the J CHILL/ J SMOOVE thing

― questionable motor (agent hibachi), Monday, July 2, 2012 10:40 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

you still hear j smoove a lot around here tbh

Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 02:44 (twelve years ago) link

charlotte needs to be contracted not relegated

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 02:44 (twelve years ago) link

they have to win the d league and then beat Larry Johnson and Kendall gill in Nba jam to earn their way back in

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 02:46 (twelve years ago) link

IMO they should have to beat muggsy bogues, lj, zo, gill, and dell curry present day to get back in

from the desk of mr. and mrs. eazy and sheila e (m bison), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 02:47 (twelve years ago) link

zo could just hack dudes and dell could hit 3s

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 02:49 (twelve years ago) link

wait though did lagoon call marvin one of atl's best players because dude is straight league avg

― questionable motor (agent hibachi), Monday, July 2, 2012 10:39 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I speak only of the inevitable departure of jsmoove

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 02:55 (twelve years ago) link

no longer inevitable imo!

from the desk of mr. and mrs. eazy and sheila e (m bison), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 02:59 (twelve years ago) link

yeah I guess if they really are aiming for Howard in free agency then they better keep him

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 03:02 (twelve years ago) link

Howard's totally gonna get traded tho

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 03:02 (twelve years ago) link

The flurry of action, after years of restraint from the Hawks, has also made a fast impression on Smith, sources said. Smith had been vocal for months about wanting to be dealt, but sources told ESPN.com that the swingman is excited about the direction Ferry has taken things in his brief time in charge.

moullet, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 03:02 (twelve years ago) link

hawks should prob trade jsmoove

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 03:03 (twelve years ago) link

hawks should prob trade jsmoove

Yes he is part of the problem. But hey wait maybe he'll really start to get it next season.

Moreno, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 04:06 (twelve years ago) link

wow i heard wolves declined option on anthony randolph and beasley ( his QO is at leat 7 million, absurd money for him), and hosting batum & .... jordan hill?

mchale choices are exquisite as fuck

moullet, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 04:12 (twelve years ago) link

lol i mean adelman

moullet, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 04:13 (twelve years ago) link

but mchalee too, w all those forwards

moullet, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 04:13 (twelve years ago) link

cant believe this guy coachs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7r6vXeOfyQ

i imagine what pop did on court, he was a leading scorer for his team

moullet, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 04:29 (twelve years ago) link

lolol @ dwight twistin' in the wind

also welcome 2 atlanta mr. appletini

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/161/416905440_be741cb186.jpg

am0n, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 04:43 (twelve years ago) link

I'd forgotten about the call in that mchale clothesline play. "And now let's watch it!" The nba was way closer to the nhl back then w/r/t fighting huh, even just a few years after The Punch.

Clay, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 04:48 (twelve years ago) link

haha, smh @ magic fans

http://staydwight.com/

am0n, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 04:53 (twelve years ago) link

that website is hideous

i would leave orlando just to get away from that website

Clay, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 04:55 (twelve years ago) link

I would leave Orlando bc fuck orlando

from the desk of mr. and mrs. eazy and sheila e (m bison), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 04:57 (twelve years ago) link

"The Clippers plan to offer Jamal Crawford the mid-level exception that starts at $5 million. The Clippers are willing to offer Crawford, a 6-foot-5 guard, at least a three-year deal, sources said."

Clay, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 06:00 (twelve years ago) link

the clippers have not changed

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 3 July 2012 06:01 (twelve years ago) link

he was so so so bad last year

Clay, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 06:05 (twelve years ago) link

Jamal is so frustrating to watch.

n00bs on my damn chain (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 06:05 (twelve years ago) link

if leading the league in both free throw percentage and two dribbles followed by contested fadeaways with 15 seconds left on the clock worth $5mil to th clips, well god bless em

Clay, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 06:19 (twelve years ago) link

http://i49.tinypic.com/2eoh30l.jpg

moullet, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 15:07 (twelve years ago) link

lol suns made a offer to eric gordon: 58/4

clips also trying ryan hollins for vet min, just bad moves today

moullet, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 15:10 (twelve years ago) link

dwightmare update:
The Nets and the Magic are discussing a trade that would send Howard to the Nets for Brook Lopez, Kris Humphries, MarShon Brooks and the Nets' first-round picks in 2013, 2015 and 2017, sources said. Lopez and Humphries, who are both free agents, would go to Orlando in sign-and-trade deals.

am0n, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 15:20 (twelve years ago) link

ESPNChrisPalmer chris palmer
Dwight + Kobe is Howard's best chance at a title any time soon.

am0n, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 15:23 (twelve years ago) link

Why would Orlando want Humphries with a big contract? And no way Dwight moves without cap relief. Non-starter, I would think.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 15:38 (twelve years ago) link

orlando prob just trying to get the bidding for dwight going

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 15:50 (twelve years ago) link

That makes sense. Talk up the Nets to get Houston, Atlanta, etc. to sweeten the pot.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 15:52 (twelve years ago) link

http://staydwight.com/why-stay-in-orlando.html

This is Your City, Dwight! Orlando has declared you the hero in this community. In an ego driven sports world, it's easy to jump ship and try to seek new opportunities. Shaq did it, LeBron did it..and there will be more. Orlando is one of the fastest growing cities in this country with some of the most loyal basketball fans in the world. We just built a state-of-the-art arena with the All Star Game coming in 2012 and are always looking to upgrade our team from year to year, building around a franchise player.

Over the past ten years, Downtown Orlando has seen many new businesses open their doors, new condos go up, strangers became close friends and many more exciting new projects on the horizon because of our Orlando Magic. Orlando is the land of opportunity with plenty of growth ahead and we want Dwight to be apart of it all.

Our fans will always be there through the thick and thin and can't thank Dwight enough for what he has done for our community, local schools and the memories he has given to thousands of Magic fans over the past seven years. Let's make it another 10 more. This is Your City, Dwight!

Sincerely,
The Magic Fans

am0n, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 15:57 (twelve years ago) link

Orlando is the land of opportunity with plenty of growth ahead and we want Dwight to be apart of it all.

freudian slip?

am0n, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 15:58 (twelve years ago) link

just putting my name out there as an option for the starting 4 of the 12-13 nets. because if they pull off this howard thing i am the only guy they will be able to afford.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 16:03 (twelve years ago) link

will buy destroyer jersey if that happens

am0n, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 16:08 (twelve years ago) link

:)

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 16:15 (twelve years ago) link

I would totally buy a Nets jersey with CAD across the back.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 16:26 (twelve years ago) link

stop the jokes, teletovic signed w nets

good player

moullet, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

i didn't know u knew my last name!

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 17:29 (twelve years ago) link

call all destroyer teletovic

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

landry fields signed a 3 year $20 mill offer sheet with toronto!

COLANGELO!!!!!!!!!!!!

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 3 July 2012 17:33 (twelve years ago) link

@sportsguy33
Kudos to Toronto: Any time you can spend $20 mill on an 11th man to pave the way to spend $36 mill on a 39 year old PG, you have to do it.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 17:34 (twelve years ago) link

wau

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

i guess the thinking is that the raps signing fields makes it impossible for him to be part of a sign & trade to the suns for nash but WTF

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 3 July 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

oh that's well worth $20 mil

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 17:36 (twelve years ago) link

simmons loves the "any time you can (bad decision) you have to do it" line

Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 17:36 (twelve years ago) link

ha i just had that exact thought, ive read 2 many bs columns recently

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 17:37 (twelve years ago) link

it's still a pretty good line tho

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

yeah it's a good line

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 3 July 2012 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

the entire nba free agency has been so nutty

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 3 July 2012 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

fitting for the bath salts era i guess

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 3 July 2012 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM_87mZ3AUo

moullet, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 17:41 (twelve years ago) link

the russian ryan anderson?

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 3 July 2012 17:42 (twelve years ago) link

hollingers a lil bit excited re these atl trades

Soaring stock in Atlanta
New GM Danny Ferry might have just dealt Hawks into future D12, CP3 moves
Updated: July 2, 2012, 11:59 PM ET
By John Hollinger | ESPN.com

Williams, Howard And Joe Johnson? Oh My
We knew when the Atlanta Hawks hired Danny Ferry as their general manager that it would mark a wholesale change in the way this franchise did business, but nobody expected the change to be this drastic, this fast.

With two landmark moves in a period of hours Monday that wiped nearly $90 million off the payroll, the Hawks went from a franchise that considered losing in the second round of the playoffs to be the pinnacle of human achievement to being one that could matter -- I mean really, truly matter -- for the first time since Dominique Wilkins was making nightly highlight films.

For those who just crawled out from under a rock, the Hawks first sent Joe Johnson to Brooklyn for the expiring contracts of Jordan Farmar, Johan Petro, Jordan Williams, Anthony Morrow and DeShawn Stevenson (who will have a non-guaranteed multiyear deal, per sign-and-trade rule requirements, but is effectively an expiring contract). The Hawks then traded Marvin Williams to Utah for the expiring contract of Devin Harris. Farmar will be bought out for $1.5 million, Harris might be rerouted someplace else and Petro will be given Pape Sy's former jersey just to see whether anyone can tell the difference.

The departures of Marvin Williams and Joe Johnson make Atlanta a player in 2013 free agency.
That's the summary, but let's zoom out to the big picture. I'm not sure anybody has put together all the dots on this, but consider the following:

• Josh Smith is from Atlanta.

• Dwight Howard is from Atlanta.

• Dwight Howard and Josh Smith played together in high school and remain friends; in fact, Howard was the best man in Smith's wedding.

• Chris Paul is not from Atlanta but is from North Carolina and wanted to play in Atlanta coming out of college.

• Chris Paul, Dwight Howard and Josh Smith all will be free agents next summer.

• Dwight Howard's main target in 2013 free agency, Brooklyn, just used up all its potential cap space in Monday's trade with Atlanta.

• Atlanta now has only two players under contract for 2013-14, center Al Horford and first-round pick John Jenkins, and will have well north of $40 milion in cap room.

• Atlanta could rather easily trade Horford, an All-Star center with a below-market contract, to create more room if needed.

Yes, this is the real endgame for Atlanta: not just Howard, but Howard and CP3. The Hawks now are in position to do it and can get to that point in several ways.

It's just an idea right now, but it's an unbelievable, transformative idea. Twenty-four hours ago, everybody looked at this franchise and wondered whether it could eke out another second-round playoff berth before Johnson's contract swallowed it whole. Now the questions are regarding whether Atlanta could get good wing players to match with its three stars.

I can't overstate how huge it would be for this franchise in particular, one that has foundered locally with poor attendance and embarrassing TV ratings, symbolized by the poor public address announcer begging somebody, anybody, to cheer during sparsely attended January weekday games ... or, for that matter, playoff games.

This would finally, after four decades of being an afterthought in this sports market -- four decades in which the Hawks have yet to make an Eastern Conference finals -- establish Atlanta as a place that matters, a Hawks game as a worthwhile endeavor and, perhaps, this franchise as something more than an occasional diversion from college football.

Unbelievably, the Hawks now can get there. The most obvious way is to wait until 2013. Atlanta can sign Paul and Howard to max contracts next summer, re-sign Smith for roughly the same money he makes now (which would trump any other offer he'd likely get since the Hawks can give him a five-year deal), and likely juuuuuust squeeze in under the current cap.

The Hawks can get there in other ways, too. Consider that if Orlando decides to deal Howard sooner rather than later, Atlanta's likely offer of Horford, Jeff Teague, Jenkins and/or draft picks is likely to be as good as or better than anything anybody else offers. (This, obviously, is pending whether Houston is willing to truly throw in the kitchen sink on a Howard rental.)

Such a move would give Atlanta zero contracts on its books besides Howard's heading into the 2013-14 offseason; again, it could sign Paul into its cap space, re-up Smith and be on its way. Alternatively, the Hawks could make a similar offer for Paul via trade, sign Howard in free agency and be on their way.

The wild card in all this, obviously, is whether Atlanta is still on "The List" for either Howard or Paul, or for Smith for that matter, who had been angling for a trade. However, Smith's gripe was never with his hometown, but rather with the fact that the Hawks never seemed committed to winning. It's a lot tougher to make that argument if they go out and get Howard and Paul.

Similarly, Atlanta becomes a lot more attractive for Howard if it seems ready to commit to building a long-term winner and has a GM who can do something more than shoot money out a firehose. And more attractive to CP3, obviously, if Howard and Smith are there too, and the team isn't owned by Donald Sterling.
It's a perfect storm, in other words, and one has to presume that Ferry didn't start down this road without at least a wink and a nod that this might be doable.

As for Brooklyn, this is what happens when you're desperate. I've killed the Nets for other reckless moves, but this one actually wasn't that terrible. They replaced one year of $14 million of flotsam with one year of a $20 million Joe Johnson and then signed Joe Johnson to a three-year, $69 million deal on top of that. Not ideal, perhaps, but again, they're desperate to have a compelling product for their relocation to Brooklyn. (And trust me as a Jersey boy, this is a relocation. People in New Jersey only vaguely know where Brooklyn is; forget about actually going there.)

The Nets cover themselves with a go-to option in Johnson if Deron Williams leaves, give themselves a very good spot-up shooter and secondary scorer if Williams goes, and give themselves a great shot at being a top-four seed in the East. Brooklyn's starting lineup will be among the best in basketball, presuming it re-signs Kris Humphries and Brook Lopez, and a bench (speculatively) of Jason Kidd, Mirza Teletovic and MarShon Brooks will at least be respectable in the backcourt. A lack of frontcourt depth and porous defense will keep the Nets from contending for anything important, but they'll be entertaining enough to put fannies in seats, and that was the idea.

However, Utah baffles me. The Jazz just took on an extra year of Marvin Williams at $7.5 million, and I have no idea why. While Williams isn't a bad player, he's not worth this amount, and he does little to solve Utah's twin needs of perimeter shooting and real backcourt players. While the Jazz have a ton of cap room in 2013-14, Williams eats into it, and that paper cap room is going to disappear in a hurry if Utah tries to retain any of its own free agents -- such as Al Jefferson, Paul Millsap or Mo Williams.

The fact the Jazz just handed Danny Ferry a free pass to potential world domination -- and, ironically, paved the path to the Hawks' getting Paul with a trade of Williams, the man Atlanta took instead of Paul in the 2005 draft -- is another reason to question this deal; at the least, they should be getting a first-round pick for their trouble.

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 17:46 (twelve years ago) link

people will look back on this day and remember it as the day the hawks dynasty was born

Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

nahhh

am0n, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

most people won't look back at this day very often or with much interest, imo

Aimless, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 18:29 (twelve years ago) link

Marc J. Spears ‏@SpearsNBAYahoo
Celtics are in final discussions on terms of a multi-year deal with Mavericks free agent guard Jason Terry, sources tells Yahoo! Sports.

welcome to miami, ray

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 3 July 2012 18:29 (twelve years ago) link

Clippers can give him more money so he might end up there.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 18:32 (twelve years ago) link

i feel like them signing jamal crawford is prob an indication that they aren't gonna get ray

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 3 July 2012 18:32 (twelve years ago) link

Doh! Forgot that. So dumb.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 18:34 (twelve years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA
As @SpearsNBAYahoo reports, Celtics finalizing deal with Jason Terry. Boston is still determined to keep Ray Allen too, sources say.

oh

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 3 July 2012 18:38 (twelve years ago) link

it seems odd to sign both terry & ray -- could those two ever play on the floor together vs a good team?

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 3 July 2012 18:39 (twelve years ago) link

fuck terry in boston is a dangerous combination

more years of this coming... noooooo

http://sportige.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Jason-Terry.jpg

moullet, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 18:40 (twelve years ago) link

idgi...terry is perfect, slides gracefully into the scoring 6th man role so they can start bradley. what does ray do?

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 18:40 (twelve years ago) link

you couldn't play Terry & Ray except against maybe the Knicks.

but a Rondo/Terry/Allen/Bradley four guard rotation is damn good.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 18:40 (twelve years ago) link

except that you don't have a back up PG

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 3 July 2012 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

terry

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 18:42 (twelve years ago) link

maybe they think they can slide bradley but that's dumb, he needs to be a 2 and he needs to start.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 18:42 (twelve years ago) link

terry is a perfectly fine backup pg guys, hes played pg a ton over his career

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 18:43 (twelve years ago) link

I didn't realize the LAndry Fields Toronto signing is just a giant FU to the Knicks. They can't use Fields as a trade piece for Nash, even if they match - because of the offer he can't be moved for 90 days. Plus it's backloaded like the Asik one so Knicks would get killed cap wise in year three.

Does anyone have a gif of a Raptor flipping the bird?

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 18:43 (twelve years ago) link

terry can play backup point minutes. Especially paired with Bradley on defensive end.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 18:43 (twelve years ago) link

backup pg is where hell be getting most of his minutes if the c's retain ray, which it seems they dont think theyre going to do

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

ray cant start in miami either, wheres he gonna go

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 18:47 (twelve years ago) link

unless they want to put wade at the 1 which tbf is a good idea

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 18:47 (twelve years ago) link

yeah ray's not gonna start anywhere

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 3 July 2012 18:48 (twelve years ago) link

ray cant start in miami either, wheres he gonna go

― lag∞n, Tuesday, July 3, 2012 2:47 PM

^^

am0n, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 18:48 (twelve years ago) link

Jeremy Lin visiting Houston tomorrow. Things geting crazy.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

ohhhh lin and morey will love each other !!!!!!

moullet, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

i hope they go fishing together or something a la tim duncan/ pops

moullet, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

must escape curse of isaiah

am0n, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

Jonathan Feigen ‏@Jonathan_Feigen
The Rockets will offer a deal similar to the contract Dragic turned down, source said.

morey!

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 3 July 2012 18:54 (twelve years ago) link

if the knicks get cockblocked on nash and lose lin i may actually die of laughter

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 3 July 2012 18:55 (twelve years ago) link

if nothing comes from this offseason besides everyone fucking the Knicks I'm totally okay with it.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

if deron stays w nets the pick n pop play w teletovic will be killer

moullet, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

johnhollinger John Hollinger
RT @bearfights: @johnhollinger thank god this new CBA is preventing owners from handing out absurd contracts to marginal players

am0n, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

Lin/Parsons lineups pretty funny

moullet, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

huh missed dragic news

The Houston Chronicle reports a source within the Rockets saying after a meeting with Dragic on Monday, "Goran's not coming back. Just not happening." The Chronicle reports that "Sides so far apart on contract, meeting yesterday ended w/ thanks and good luck kind of exchange. Still, Dragic hasn't gotten that deal yet."

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA
So Phoenix trades Goran Dragic AND a 1st pick for Aaron Brooks in 2011, and now wants to pay Dragic between $8M-$9M per year to return? Wow.

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 19:05 (twelve years ago) link

is that better or worse than the rockets cutting lin & then re-signing him for $9m a year?

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 3 July 2012 19:07 (twelve years ago) link

jet terry is a perfectly serviceable backup pg and would be the first decent backup rondo's ever had

c's probably would keep ray too because then you have a great 4 guard rotation and the 35+ guys replace each other when the inevitable injury happens, but i think they likely think he's leaving instead

ray would start for the clips, they have a giant hole at the 2

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

Marc J. Spears ‏@SpearsNBAYahoo
Celtics & free agent G Jason Terry have reached agreement on 3-year deal paying mid-level exception, sources tell Y! http://yhoo.it/LWayfI

terry doing the jet in the garden may drive me to suicide

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 3 July 2012 19:13 (twelve years ago) link

fitting punishment for wade's floor pounding baby act all playoffs

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 19:14 (twelve years ago) link

hahahah this team will be so obnoxious

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 19:15 (twelve years ago) link

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1105745/young_1_medium.jpg

"giant hole" fits

moullet, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 19:15 (twelve years ago) link

oh yeah forgot abt nick, but isn't he a free agent right now?

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

raptor's landry move is some A+ level trolling, this offseason is showing us who actually read the new cba (morey, colangelo) and who didn't (prokhorov)

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 19:17 (twelve years ago) link

But Prokhorov don't care. He's got silly money. He makes something like $40 million/day.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 19:20 (twelve years ago) link

Beginning to look like Pacers will let Roy walk if he ends up signing that max offer, which makes me ;_; but is the best course of action. I'd like to talk myself into Eric Gordon, but since the Pacers are pretty dead-set on not overpaying, I doubt there's a sane contract offer from the Pacers that the NO won't match. Which then leaves us possibly overpaying Kamen to replace Hibs, which ughghg.

Just hoping that the Pacers learned their lesson about crippling contracts and just chill during the whole FA period. Already seeing silly signings, would rather not be a part of those again and watch my team go 41-43 for the next four years.

*:? (CompuPost), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 19:22 (twelve years ago) link

Kamen would be entirely serviceable as a replacement if you can get him cheap and for short years. 2-3 years at 6-8 million would be fine. If he gets a 5 year/45 million than they're fucked in the head.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 19:27 (twelve years ago) link

What's weird is that they were originally trying to get him last year as a back-up; I've heard conflicting things about him as a player/teammate, but he's said that he wants to play w/ a contender, so I think he's willing to sacrifice some $$ for the chance.

Honestly, my secret hope is that the Pacers sign McGee to a sane deal and spend a little extra $$ on either BRoy or Gordon. Really, just want McGee very, very badly-- feel like this is the last FA period where he'll be undervalued. This is also one of many reasons I'm not a GM.

*:? (CompuPost), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago) link

I think David West would crush McGee like a bug in the first practice. But with Larry stepping down I could see them making a run at McGee - he's not a Bird type of guy and I can't imagine him being on board for someone with that little basketball IQ, despite his obvious physical gifts.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 19:38 (twelve years ago) link

Even w/o Hibs, Pacers are full of good team guys, and that's something I think could turn McGee into a star player. Think he needs West scowling at him on a daily basis.

*:? (CompuPost), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

I'd love to see him get it together. I'm just worried because there has been no inkling of a bulb to light in his head.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

Metta WorldPeace ‏@MettaWorldPeace
Actually , my mom put me on punishment for a year. So I can't play for any team next year. She said I'm grounded because I elbowed her.

moullet, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 19:56 (twelve years ago) link

If the Pacers let Hibbert walk they're nuts. He's 25, and there are what - 3 7-footers better than him in the league? I'd way rather have him than Eric Gordon

Godzilla vs. Rodan Rodannadanna (The Yellow Kid), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, just think that McGee has never had a stable playing environment (until now with the Nugs, I guess). What sucks is that Nugs apparently really want him to stay, so they'll be overpaying / willing to better anyone else's offer. Although, honestly, if I were taking a big risk overpaying (but not max), McGee might be up there for me. Reasons:

* Mom was about to have him aborted until she received a message from god, so possible chance he is Chosen

* Alter ego is Pierre McDunk

* Numbers are kinda similar to Hibs', but ceiling much higher, and contract won't be max

* Has asthma and playing in Denver 42+ games a year might actually be an issue

* WINGSPAN PEOPLE

* Solid team/org situation for him to improve in

* Would surely be pushed by team to have similar community responsibilities as Hibs, which goes a long way helping immature players develop off-court

* Absolutely love watching dude play

Heh, just realized that Hibs/McGee were drafted right next to one another in that '08 draft.

*:? (CompuPost), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 20:33 (twelve years ago) link

xpost yeah, but dude just doesn't produce enough #s for max deal. I love him to death, but deals like that are what start putting a team in Bad Contract Limbo. He's good and will continue to improve / make a team better, that's just too much money for him.

*:? (CompuPost), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 20:37 (twelve years ago) link

+ Pacers interest in Gordon is that he can create his own shots, something that the Pacers need desperately. Same side, what the Pacers don't need is a player who can't take two steps w/o going on IR.

My guess is that Gordon stays put, gets overpaid, and probably reinjured. He's looking for max money, but no team in their right mind should give max money to a player that oft-injured.

*:? (CompuPost), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 20:42 (twelve years ago) link

Deron stays with the nets

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 23:18 (twelve years ago) link

congrats to the nets for securing the no. 4 seed in the east and a second round loss to the miami heat.

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 3 July 2012 23:19 (twelve years ago) link

is that better or worse than the rockets cutting lin & then re-signing him for $9m a year?

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, July 3, 2012 7:07 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

worse, cuz the rockets wanted to keep Lin and got Sterned

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 23:20 (twelve years ago) link

Mike Prada ‏@MikePradaSBN
Full five year max means Deron didn't take a discount to leave room for a potential Dwight trade, it seems

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 23:20 (twelve years ago) link

David Aldridge ‏@daldridgetnt
Story first reported by Nets guard Deron Williams.

lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 23:21 (twelve years ago) link

one part of me wanted the nets to get shunned by every big name but i can't deny the comedic value of the knicks being the second best team in their own city

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 3 July 2012 23:21 (twelve years ago) link

if the knicks matched a fully backloaded deal for Lin, they would be spending 75m dollars in 2014 on four players.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 23:22 (twelve years ago) link

meanwhile the mavs ditched tyson chandler, flushed their title defense down the toilet and have now lost jason terry on top of it

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 3 July 2012 23:23 (twelve years ago) link

no

now all my posts got ship in it (dayo), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 23:30 (twelve years ago) link

so is it really going to be Dirk Nowitzki and a bunch of free agent riff raff?

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 23:36 (twelve years ago) link

Congrats to Chris Broussard for breaking the Deron Williams story several minutes after Deron tweeted about it.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 23:49 (twelve years ago) link

hahahaah where did you get that matt armstrong

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 01:05 (twelve years ago) link

lol landry fields banner is real ????

moullet, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 01:09 (twelve years ago) link

shit colangelo pulled on the knicks is some crafty lols

Clay, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 01:18 (twelve years ago) link

Nic Batum does not want to return to the Portland Trail Blazers "under any circumstances for a variety of reasons," according to an NBA source close to the situation.

Clay, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 01:20 (twelve years ago) link

MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES NBA CHAMPION

moullet, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 01:27 (twelve years ago) link

his agent is somewhat of a rookie and has been blundering a bit. this likely falls under the banner of "trying to get my client leverage but burning bridges instead"

Clay, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 01:46 (twelve years ago) link

Nic Batum wants to undercut his value in the NBA free-agent market "for a variety of reasons" according to Clay's source.

Aimless, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 02:19 (twelve years ago) link

Paul Coro ‏@paulcoro
Restricted free agent Eric Gordon committed tonight to signing a maximum-level offer sheet with the #Suns.

jesus christ people

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 02:36 (twelve years ago) link

WHAT?

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 02:39 (twelve years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA
The New Orleans Hornets will match the 4-year, $58 million offer sheet Eric Gordon agreed to sign with Phoenix, league source tells Y!

welp

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 02:46 (twelve years ago) link

What, does he average like 30 games a season? So like 600k a game then huh.

n00bs on my damn chain (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 02:48 (twelve years ago) link

not bad work

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 02:48 (twelve years ago) link

so is it really going to be Dirk Nowitzki and a bunch of free agent riff raff?

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, July 3, 2012 7:36 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nash maybe

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 02:53 (twelve years ago) link

this offseason is nuts!

Clay, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 02:54 (twelve years ago) link

Gordon would have been great on the Suns. The miracle workers there might have kept him healthy.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 03:12 (twelve years ago) link

mempis http://deadspin.com/5923395/congratulations-you-are-chris-broussards-source

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 03:43 (twelve years ago) link

i think i'm gonna start attributing everything to "sources"

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 03:55 (twelve years ago) link

but so gordon is agreeing w/phx? i think nola dodged a bullet tbh if austin rivers is even remotely for real

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 03:56 (twelve years ago) link

nola said they'll match

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 03:56 (twelve years ago) link

at least woj said it and legume posted it upthread.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 03:56 (twelve years ago) link

oh ok nevermind as with the entire rest of this free agency period i cannot applaud anyone

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 03:57 (twelve years ago) link

i'm overtired. meant lagoon, not legume.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 03:57 (twelve years ago) link

just warning when you refer to me as legume i psychologically group you w/forksclovetofu

haha xp

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 03:58 (twelve years ago) link

broussard used to write for the new york times

k3vin k., Wednesday, 4 July 2012 03:58 (twelve years ago) link

Just admit it - you'll be running around town making airplane noises if Terry signs.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 03:58 (twelve years ago) link

just warning when you refer to me as legume i psychologically group you w/forksclovetofu

haha xp

― lag∞n, Tuesday, July 3, 2012 11:58 PM (30 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahaha

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 03:58 (twelve years ago) link

actually at this point in time jet is looking like the best signing anyone has made. maybe maxing d-will is the only competition

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 03:59 (twelve years ago) link

broussard used to write for the new york times

seriously?

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 04:00 (twelve years ago) link

what, you can't tell? ;)

dude is an embarassment

k3vin k., Wednesday, 4 July 2012 04:01 (twelve years ago) link

jason terry will almost certainly not be worth the midlevel in 3 years, if he is now

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 04:01 (twelve years ago) link

but w/e lol boston old

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 04:02 (twelve years ago) link

the name next year is being changed to Boston Celtics (ret.)

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 04:03 (twelve years ago) link

boston celt... zzzzzzz WAI WHA *blink blink*

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 04:05 (twelve years ago) link

jason terry will almost certainly not be worth the midlevel in 3 years, if he is now

― lag∞n, Wednesday, July 4, 2012 12:01 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sure but current competition for signing jet @ 3/15 is like signing landry fields @ 3/20; i assume danny ainge is sleeping soundly.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 04:13 (twelve years ago) link

yah it was dece cant complain

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 04:14 (twelve years ago) link

rip Rudy Fernandez in America, he's heading home to Spain.

Clay, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 04:16 (twelve years ago) link

aw

k3vin k., Wednesday, 4 July 2012 04:23 (twelve years ago) link

Fernandez was an offensive force that the NBA figured out how to defend. His production has trailed off, while his skill set has remained static.

Aimless, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 04:43 (twelve years ago) link

rudy couldn't shoot -- if you can't go ham in george karl's offense it's time to leave the NBA behind

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 4 July 2012 07:16 (twelve years ago) link

nash to knicks ???

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

if they have to give up shump, LOL

k3vin k., Wednesday, 4 July 2012 17:38 (twelve years ago) link

chandler will be playing 5 on 1 defense

k3vin k., Wednesday, 4 July 2012 17:38 (twelve years ago) link

i suport this concept

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

d'antoni should really be able to do wonders with this team offensively tho

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 4 July 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

ha

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

Brandon Roy in serious talks with several teams about a comeback. Golden State and the Cavaliers are apparently two of them. I hope to hell BRoy knows what he's doing cuz he doesn't need the money as much as he needs his knees.

Aimless, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 18:47 (twelve years ago) link

yeah :(

k3vin k., Wednesday, 4 July 2012 19:29 (twelve years ago) link

The Magic will interview Michael Malone, Brian Shaw, Quin Snyder and Jacque Vaughn for its head coaching vacancy, according to sources.

jacque vaughn, everybody!

moullet, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 21:43 (twelve years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski: Free agent center Spencer Hawes has reached agreement on a two-year, $13M-plus extension with Philadelphia, league sources tell Y! Sports.

moullet, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 21:43 (twelve years ago) link

that's probably a great deal for philly, no?

k3vin k., Wednesday, 4 July 2012 21:57 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, if he's not injured. he was pretty good when he was on the court last season.

circles, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 22:19 (twelve years ago) link

yeah I'm surprised Hawes cost that little.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 22:32 (twelve years ago) link

I really don't get this Suns-Knicks crap. Shumpert just suffered an awful knee injury and his whole game was based around his athleticism. Can't Nash find a different team he likes that can offer something better than that?

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

Daryl Morey ‏@dmorey
RedNation please help me welcome @JLin7 back 2Houston today! Fitting on July4 as America is land of 2nd chances- #lin2houston in your reply

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 22:34 (twelve years ago) link

steve knish?

am0n, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 22:35 (twelve years ago) link

morey is so embarrassing in almost every conceivable fashion

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 4 July 2012 22:37 (twelve years ago) link

I really think if the Knicks get Nash they need to just cut Lin loose. There are limits. 87m on 5 guys?

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 22:51 (twelve years ago) link

Steinbrenner's disease

Aimless, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 22:59 (twelve years ago) link

just ballparking it, it looks like a 100m payroll in 2014 would mean a 60m lux bill o_O

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

von wafer ‏@vonwafer13
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Yo how u spell expadissoly was I anywhere in the ball park
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expeditiously I was no where near it
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Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 23:18 (twelve years ago) link

wow Bucks offer Ersan 5 years, 40m. Hope he keeps shooting well.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 23:45 (twelve years ago) link

phoenix sports columnist is reporting Nash to Lakers just happened for multiple picks!!!!!!!

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 July 2012 00:23 (twelve years ago) link

it's done, wow

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 July 2012 00:32 (twelve years ago) link

crazy

lol Knicks. enjoy your poison pill.

J0rdan S., Thursday, 5 July 2012 00:34 (twelve years ago) link

mama mia!!!!

Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 5 July 2012 00:35 (twelve years ago) link

Nash will receive a three-year deal in excess of $25 million

he has that many years left in him???

now all my posts got ship in it (dayo), Thursday, 5 July 2012 00:36 (twelve years ago) link

I wouldn't bet against him, dayo

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 July 2012 00:37 (twelve years ago) link

I will lol if on oct. 31st he goes down w/ a season ending back injury

now all my posts got ship in it (dayo), Thursday, 5 July 2012 00:37 (twelve years ago) link

Jarrod Rudolph: I love the moves NBA GMs are making. But I'm not sure how I feel about Nash to the Lakers. My immediate thought is he hurts them on defense 1 minute ago

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 July 2012 00:38 (twelve years ago) link

that's a fucking bargain for Nash. I think he's still got like 5 or 6 years left in him as a productive player, even if he transforms into just a killer three shooter

J0rdan S., Thursday, 5 July 2012 00:38 (twelve years ago) link

Raptors need to pick up the phone and trade for lowry I guess

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 July 2012 00:39 (twelve years ago) link

I guess kobe will be more successful on his catch, wait, attempt crossover dribble, post up, force up a contested shot isos if an all-star PG is making the initial pass

now all my posts got ship in it (dayo), Thursday, 5 July 2012 00:39 (twelve years ago) link

keep dreaming, dayo

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 July 2012 00:40 (twelve years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_oldest_and_youngest_National_Basketball_Association_players#All-time

nash will be pushin dikembe* numbers if he plays another 5-6 years

*wasn't dikembe like 62 when he retired via his original birth certificate never being found

now all my posts got ship in it (dayo), Thursday, 5 July 2012 00:41 (twelve years ago) link

they've just gone from fisher/sessions/blake bricking wide open threes game after game to having the best shooter in history taking them.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 July 2012 00:42 (twelve years ago) link

~I guess~

now all my posts got ship in it (dayo), Thursday, 5 July 2012 00:43 (twelve years ago) link

Ric Bucher: Not to rain on the parade, but Lakers need an Iguodala or athletic 3 now more than ever for this move to translate to a full upgrade. 1 minute ago

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 July 2012 00:53 (twelve years ago) link

Can't Bucher and Broussard just disappear and leave sensible people alone?

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 5 July 2012 00:58 (twelve years ago) link

wow lakers, fuck them so much

from the desk of mr. and mrs. eazy and sheila e (m bison), Thursday, 5 July 2012 01:01 (twelve years ago) link

^^ This. Totally kills the decade long man crush on Nash. Purple and gold is a taint that can never be washed away.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 5 July 2012 01:07 (twelve years ago) link

Suns are gonna be something to watch this year

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 July 2012 01:08 (twelve years ago) link

btw if Orlando is dealing Howard to LA, they shd demand gasol and Bynum and jack nicholson

from the desk of mr. and mrs. eazy and sheila e (m bison), Thursday, 5 July 2012 01:08 (twelve years ago) link

not where i wanted to see nash

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 01:10 (twelve years ago) link

I don't see anything wrong with Nash doing this move. Heat would have been cool but they didn't have a big trade exception and I think they've already burned their future first rounders.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 July 2012 01:11 (twelve years ago) link

that's a fucking bargain for Nash. I think he's still got like 5 or 6 years left in him as a productive player, even if he transforms into just a killer three shooter

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, July 4, 2012 8:38 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you really think hes gonna be productive at 44 dawg

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 01:11 (twelve years ago) link

#mavs2012

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 July 2012 01:25 (twelve years ago) link

lakers gave up 2 first round picks for the honor of singing a 38 y/o man to a 3 year contract, lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 01:28 (twelve years ago) link

(and 2 second round picks)

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 01:28 (twelve years ago) link

I wonder if the Lakers went unprotected with those picks

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 July 2012 01:31 (twelve years ago) link

ya curious

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 01:32 (twelve years ago) link

one suspects they mightve had to pay a premium to deal w/phoenix

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 01:32 (twelve years ago) link

http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/6718/stevenashtokings.jpg

lol canada

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 July 2012 01:48 (twelve years ago) link

Steve Nash to play center on line with Dustin brown, will average 12 assists a game and obliterate gretzky's record

from the desk of mr. and mrs. eazy and sheila e (m bison), Thursday, 5 July 2012 01:49 (twelve years ago) link

The Thunder just won the next ten championships: they signed Hasheem Thabeet.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 5 July 2012 03:16 (twelve years ago) link

hooooooooooly shit

k3vin k., Thursday, 5 July 2012 03:20 (twelve years ago) link

the lakers...are really, really good now

k3vin k., Thursday, 5 July 2012 03:20 (twelve years ago) link

lakers are pretty happy they shipped odom now and created that trade exception, huh

k3vin k., Thursday, 5 July 2012 03:21 (twelve years ago) link

my mind is kinda blown right now

k3vin k., Thursday, 5 July 2012 03:24 (twelve years ago) link

omg if they get grant hill too

k3vin k., Thursday, 5 July 2012 03:31 (twelve years ago) link

Pretty sure that Thabeet is just a young big guy to put on the Thunder bench as insurance and play a skin in practise.

Aimless, Thursday, 5 July 2012 03:43 (twelve years ago) link

signing thabeet doesn't look good for the long-term prospects of Mr. Cole Aldrich

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 July 2012 03:47 (twelve years ago) link

i'm not sure i get how this helps the lakers that much but ok

call all destroyer, Thursday, 5 July 2012 04:35 (twelve years ago) link

go from avg PG to top 5 or 6 PG, perimeter shooting, old dog looking for a chip. picks are a lot, but Bryant can only go to Deutschland for magic knee repairs so often

from the desk of mr. and mrs. eazy and sheila e (m bison), Thursday, 5 July 2012 04:39 (twelve years ago) link

ugh i just found out about nash. feels like i heard a buddy died or something. rip canada.

Clay, Thursday, 5 July 2012 04:40 (twelve years ago) link

Nash, Kobe, Artest, Pau, Bynum

oof

n00bs on my damn chain (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 5 July 2012 04:42 (twelve years ago) link

Nash moved to LA mainly cos he's closer to his kids? Thats cool imo. Turned down $11,000,000 to do that, cant fault the man.

n00bs on my damn chain (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 5 July 2012 04:44 (twelve years ago) link

kinda stoked for nash #LOLknicks

am0n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 04:54 (twelve years ago) link

oy. as a lakers hater i don't know what to think. but he will be able to do amazing things with pau and bynum.

High powered Texas lawyer (symsymsym), Thursday, 5 July 2012 05:00 (twelve years ago) link

Suns nabbed Dragic back as a replacement.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 5 July 2012 05:10 (twelve years ago) link

hey mavs, u need to sign someone eventually. u have 7 players.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 July 2012 05:24 (twelve years ago) link

well colangelo may not have picked up nash, but at least he can pay landry fields 20 million dollars.

High powered Texas lawyer (symsymsym), Thursday, 5 July 2012 05:26 (twelve years ago) link

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Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 July 2012 05:43 (twelve years ago) link

I'm amazed that the rockets thought 4/34m for Goran was too much but are fine giving 3/25 to Asik

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 July 2012 05:43 (twelve years ago) link

yeah. i guess if they keep lowry and/or sign lin it sorta mitigates that point.

J0rdan S., Thursday, 5 July 2012 05:44 (twelve years ago) link

the team just looked so much better with Goran out there

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 July 2012 05:46 (twelve years ago) link

yeah. i admire morey, not sure it's all gonna work out for him tho.

J0rdan S., Thursday, 5 July 2012 05:47 (twelve years ago) link

Dallas guard Jason Kidd is closing in on a multiyear deal to stay with the Mavericks, a source close to the situation said.

big offseason for cubes

Clay, Thursday, 5 July 2012 06:48 (twelve years ago) link

Super Cool Beas to the Suns. 18 mill 3 year.

n00bs on my damn chain (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 5 July 2012 07:06 (twelve years ago) link

hahah james white got signed by the knicks. will he pull a gerald greene???

now all my posts got ship in it (dayo), Thursday, 5 July 2012 10:39 (twelve years ago) link

wow, really?

J0rdan S., Thursday, 5 July 2012 13:38 (twelve years ago) link

mark cubano :B

am0n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 14:06 (twelve years ago) link

nash what

i like it a lot for basketball reasons but it gives me mixed feelings for sure

haha lakers found one of the only two options available to actually get OLDER at pg

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Thursday, 5 July 2012 16:46 (twelve years ago) link

btw u lose so far this offseason: knicks, cubes

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Thursday, 5 July 2012 16:46 (twelve years ago) link

though cubes could turn it all around by getting dwight somehow

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Thursday, 5 July 2012 16:47 (twelve years ago) link

getting all draft picks for nash was actually kind of brilliant, there's no question the suns are going to suck for 2-4 years at least, which gives them a couple high picks of their own plus the laker picks use or trade

that first rounder in 2015 is probably gonna look mighty good in three years

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Thursday, 5 July 2012 16:49 (twelve years ago) link

^^ i agree

Aimless, Thursday, 5 July 2012 17:20 (twelve years ago) link

it's certainly better than a deal for iman shumpert and a bunch expiring contracts.

J0rdan S., Thursday, 5 July 2012 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

Clippers get Jamal Crawford, Chauncey Billups to agree to deals, cancels visit with Ray Allen

polyphonic, Thursday, 5 July 2012 17:55 (twelve years ago) link

when iman say jah jah

am0n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

Houston has reached agreement to send Kyle Lowry to the Raptors for a package that includes a future lottery pick, source tells Y!

polyphonic, Thursday, 5 July 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

so no lowery or dragic... just lin

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 18:09 (twelve years ago) link

Clippers get Jamal Crawford, Chauncey Billups to agree to deals, cancels visit with Ray Allen

― polyphonic, Thursday, July 5, 2012 1:55 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

guys weve got billups and crawford, clearly do not need any silly ray allen

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 18:10 (twelve years ago) link

getting all draft picks for nash was actually kind of brilliant, there's no question the suns are going to suck for 2-4 years at least, which gives them a couple high picks of their own plus the laker picks use or trade

that first rounder in 2015 is probably gonna look mighty good in three years

― questionable motor (agent hibachi), Thursday, July 5, 2012 12:49 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ya this is one of those deal makes sense from both sides type of things, bit of a risk by the lakers but whatre u gonna do

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

This made me laugh:

Kevin Arnovitz ‏@kevinarnovitz

Crawford makes sense for LAC only in the sense that he's a player who you don't coach, which clearly appeals to Clips.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 5 July 2012 18:22 (twelve years ago) link

guys weve got billups and crawford, clearly do not need any silly ray allen

― lag∞n, Thursday, July 5, 2012 2:10 PM

lol

am0n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 18:34 (twelve years ago) link

hollinger: "Nash is a brilliant pick-and-roll operator with the ball in his hands, but his game is an odd fit with the ball-stopping isos that Kobe Bryant and Andrew Bynum prefer. (Speaking of which, the first time Kobe yells at Nash should be a hoot.)"

am0n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 18:42 (twelve years ago) link

the first time Kobe yells at Nash should be a hoot

<3 this

Aimless, Thursday, 5 July 2012 18:44 (twelve years ago) link

I can already picture the gif

click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Thursday, 5 July 2012 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

fascinating dynamic for sure

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 18:49 (twelve years ago) link

i don't get why dwight isn't interested in the lakers, seems like the perfect place for him to go at this point

am0n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

word is hes worried abt his image, doesnt want to be seen as a front runner going to the lakers, fallout from 'the decision', which is p lol considering how bad hes handled his trade demands/free agency etc, but thats also caused by not wanting to be seen as that type of guy, which of course causes him to look like that type of guy

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 19:08 (twelve years ago) link

i'm pretty sure he doesn't wanna go to LA specifically so he doesn't have to deal with people saying that he ripped off shaq's career

J0rdan S., Thursday, 5 July 2012 19:11 (twelve years ago) link

that too

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.animated-gifs.eu/time-cuckoo-clocks/0004.gif

am0n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 19:13 (twelve years ago) link

which again is funny cuz he already ripped off shaq's career (superman)

am0n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 19:14 (twelve years ago) link

trade him to purgatory (toronto). let him stew for a year

am0n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 19:15 (twelve years ago) link

he should just go for it start calling himself 'the big shaq'

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

shaq hated stan van first, so dwight of course had to

am0n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

c's re-signed bass

J0rdan S., Thursday, 5 July 2012 20:00 (twelve years ago) link

Former Magic guard Von Wafer has agreed to join China's Xinjiang Guanghui Flying Tigers.

johnathan lee riche$ (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 5 July 2012 20:13 (twelve years ago) link

well von wafer is basically a flying tiger

J0rdan S., Thursday, 5 July 2012 20:14 (twelve years ago) link

c's re-signed bass

― J0rdan S., Thursday, July 5, 2012 4:00 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dope

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 20:15 (twelve years ago) link

Rockets current starting PG is Shaun Livingston

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 July 2012 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

ESPNSteinLine: sources say Jason Kidd has decided to leave Mavs and join Knicks on a multiyear deal

so the knicks know they're losing lin?

J0rdan S., Thursday, 5 July 2012 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

ahaha this is such a weird tweet

NBARumorCentral ESPN
Dallas covets Ramon Sessions.

am0n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 20:42 (twelve years ago) link

Mark Cuban must be lovin' life right nah

they should trade dirk imo

polyphonic, Thursday, 5 July 2012 20:42 (twelve years ago) link

*mark cuban opens closet to reveal bust of ramon sessions made entirely out of chewed bubble gum*

J0rdan S., Thursday, 5 July 2012 20:43 (twelve years ago) link

lollll

am0n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

@nba_ebooks

am0n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

johnhollinger John Hollinger
Looks like Clippers might be winners of this year's Matt Barnes-to-Toronto award.

am0n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 20:45 (twelve years ago) link

the pick the rockets are getting for lowry is reverse protected. They only get it if the raptors are in the lottery, and it's top 3 protected then top 2 then top 1.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 July 2012 20:46 (twelve years ago) link

ahaha this is such a weird tweet

NBARumorCentral ESPN
Dallas covets Ramon Sessions.

― am0n, Thursday, July 5, 2012 4:42 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 20:48 (twelve years ago) link

nice that bass is coming back. tough player who stayed in his lane and seemed to really understand what being a role player is all about.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 5 July 2012 20:50 (twelve years ago) link

Dallas is totally going to sign Anthony Randolph, I can feel it

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 July 2012 20:51 (twelve years ago) link

nice that bass is coming back. tough player who stayed in his lane and seemed to really understand what being a role player is all about.

― call all destroyer, Thursday, July 5, 2012 4:50 PM (43 seconds ago) Bookmark

KG should teach him how to shoot a turnaround now

J0rdan S., Thursday, 5 July 2012 20:52 (twelve years ago) link

maybe kidd heard "deron is going to new york" and immediately signed the knicks deal, only to realize too late it was the other n.y. team

am0n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 20:55 (twelve years ago) link

David Aldridge ‏@daldridgetnt
Source confirms Jason Kidd has turned down 3 yr/$9.5M offer from Mavs to play w/Knicks--who are also likely to match Houston offer for Lin.

huh

J0rdan S., Thursday, 5 July 2012 20:57 (twelve years ago) link

Houston does have a pretty good PG in Europe in Sergio Llull, I wonder if that's backup plan no. 3

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 July 2012 21:08 (twelve years ago) link

Dirk shows up weighing 270, takes 9 three pointers a game

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 July 2012 21:13 (twelve years ago) link

i want to disappear every time i enter in a basketball site something new just pops out of fucking nowhere

moullet, Thursday, 5 July 2012 21:17 (twelve years ago) link

Quotes by Nash on LA radio:

• “It was a surprise. I said I think 10 days ago that it would be hard for me to put on a Lakers uniform, so for everyone including myself it was a surprise. But things happen. First and foremost the Suns decided to go in a new direction. Then the opportunity to be close to my kids was exciting to me. And I think you’ll agree basketball wise it makes a lot of sense.”

• “Frankly, the idea to be close to my son and my daughters who will be in Phoenix is my No. 1 priority. Now, don’t get me wrong, I think it’s fantastic that I’m a good fit for the team and we have a great team and we are a contender. That’s incredible, too. But as far as getting over the hump and being able to be a Laker after being a Sun and trying to beat the Lakers in the playoffs after all those years, this was too good an opportunity to pass up.”

• On speaking to and being recruited by Kobe Bryant: “To me it was important to speak to (Kobe) to make sure he was completely on board, that he could visualize this as being a good fit and being excited about it. So I spoke to him, I spoke to coach Brown, and they were excited….

• “Kobe is still one of the all time great players in this game and I hope he does have the ball in his hands a lot. But I think it takes pressure off him if someone else can handle the ball, get him the ball in spots, maybe get him a few more easy baskets, and at the same time create offense for other guys so he’s not stuck so often having to take on one or two defenders. Perhaps we can all compliment each other because of our different skills. Maybe I can space the floor for those big guys.”

• “I feel like I’m in great shape, I know a lot about my body and I think I’ve learned a lot over the years to preserve the level of play I’m at now. I’m not worried about minutes.”

• He said a championship would not define him “but I’m dying to win one.”

• As for the ongoing Dwight Howard to the Lakers speculation: “(Howard) is a special player, a special talent for sure and I can understand why the Lakers may be recruiting him. But all I know is that for me to get the opportunity to play with Pau Gasol and Andrew Bynum that’s amazing. It’d be a pleasure to play with those two. And frankly that’s a lot for me to pick up there, so I’m not even going to speculate with what is going to happen with Dwight.”

moullet, Thursday, 5 July 2012 21:19 (twelve years ago) link

goran dragic surely likes the city of phoenix .... ahn ?

moullet, Thursday, 5 July 2012 21:21 (twelve years ago) link

lot of Laker-haters whistling past the graveyard today.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 July 2012 21:27 (twelve years ago) link

clips lose reggie evans, sign jamal, im starting to believe chris paul will sign elsewhere

moullet, Thursday, 5 July 2012 21:41 (twelve years ago) link

Chris Paul ‏@CP3
So I was with @JHarden13 earlier and lil chris was acting shy...now we're at lunch and he's telling everybody "I SAW JAMES HARDEN!!!" lol

J0rdan S., Thursday, 5 July 2012 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

it's amazing how offseason2012 is even crazier than 2011

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:01 (twelve years ago) link

or 2010 for that matter

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:01 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i cant expect till hollinger post "projected-PER" for picks that get traded

moullet, Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:04 (twelve years ago) link

c's plan look neat

Rondo/Terry/vet PG ?
Bradley/Allen/Moore
Pierce/Green/Pietrus/Joseph
Bass/Green/ vet PF ?
KG/Sullinger/Stiemsma/Fab Melo

moullet, Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:05 (twelve years ago) link

i mean j kidd in a knicks uniform...... damn

moullet, Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

It's been so strange for real.

Clay, Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:09 (twelve years ago) link

why would rockets trade lowry for picks? what does morey know that we dont??

now all my posts got ship in it (dayo), Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:22 (twelve years ago) link

As for the Rockets, they’re clearly after a star at all costs. One suspects they did their diligence in taking the league’s temperature and discovered that the first-round pick they just received from the Raptors is a more valuable trade asset than Lowry — a player who admittedly clashed with coaches in Memphis and Houston. Lowry is a known commodity; a first-round pick has the allure of the unknown. Still: Lowry is so valuable under this contract that I wonder if the league is wrong, or perhaps if Houston is misreading the league.

Houston adds another pick here, which puts it at plus-one in future first-rounders: It has a pick coming from Dallas (via the Lakers) and another going to Brooklyn (via the Terrence Williams deal). The Rockets also have a pile of first- and second-year forwards, plus Kevin Martin’s expiring contract, an intriguing rookie guard in Jeremy Lamb and a ton of present and future cap space. Even if they do get Omer Asik from Chicago for $8 million per year, Houston could spend this entire season right at the minimum payroll floor of about $49 million — with enough space to swallow a contract linked to Orlando’s Glen Davis or Jason Richardson as the Rockets chase Dwight Howard. Signing Lin away from New York would obviously change that. And next summer, they could have as little as $31 million in committed money for 2013-14, more than enough cap space for two mammoth deals (one max, one near-max).

This is the plan in Houston: a star or bust, plus some height and defense (Asik), since that is another necessity for every championship-caliber team without LeBron James. It’s no coincidence Dallas vaulted to the title the year that Tyson Chandler was hanging around. It’s a plan, and one that will result in some unpleasantness. But, then again, it might work.

This much is clear: Houston is going all-in , for better or worse. They are tired of being a borderline playoff team, and this Lowry deal proves it.

http://nba-point-forward.si.com/2012/07/05/kyle-lowry-rockets-raptors-trade/

J0rdan S., Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:23 (twelve years ago) link

good luck houston

now all my posts got ship in it (dayo), Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:27 (twelve years ago) link

the thing that's so interesting about what Morey's doing is that they're not tanking. If they just wanted to amass picks and write off the season they wouldn't have signed Asik. If they just sign an OK point guard the team will be better than last year imo.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:34 (twelve years ago) link

The Rockets trade ammo is definitely better than Brooklyn's now, but Dwight doesn't want to play there...

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:36 (twelve years ago) link

also why are you signing Asik to a big deal if you're trying to trade for Dwight?

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:36 (twelve years ago) link

because Asik would be easily tradable.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:38 (twelve years ago) link

I thought you had to wait a year when you sign a FA from another team

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:38 (twelve years ago) link

3 months, I believe.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:39 (twelve years ago) link

ahhhh ok

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:40 (twelve years ago) link

But that could have changed in the new CBA. Regardless, Asik's salary is entirely reasonable for the first few years.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:42 (twelve years ago) link

lot of Laker-haters whistling past the graveyard today.

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, July 5, 2012 5:27 PM (1 hour ago)

yeah it's over imo

k3vin k., Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:42 (twelve years ago) link

xp yeah was gonna say, could be another nene scenario

k3vin k., Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:42 (twelve years ago) link

wait kev are you saying laker-hate is over? because...

Clay, Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:51 (twelve years ago) link

no i'm saying laker world domination phase x.0 commence :(

k3vin k., Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:53 (twelve years ago) link

really?

J0rdan S., Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:54 (twelve years ago) link

I agree with hollinger on nashlakers

now all my posts got ship in it (dayo), Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:54 (twelve years ago) link

isn't nash's success predicated on him having the ball in his hands a ton?

now all my posts got ship in it (dayo), Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:54 (twelve years ago) link

nash is great but he's not singlehandedly turning a team that is 1-8 in the second round of the playoffs in the last two years into a team that's gonna dominate the world

J0rdan S., Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:54 (twelve years ago) link

if they make the conference finals next year i'll be impressed

J0rdan S., Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:54 (twelve years ago) link

isn't nash's success predicated on him having the ball in his hands a ton?

― now all my posts got ship in it (dayo), Thursday, July 5, 2012 6:54 PM (1 minute ago)

he's an all-time pick and roll guy but he's also a deadly shooter. like matt said, imagine nash taking the sessions/metta/blake/barnes 3s that weren't falling vs OKC in the playoffs

k3vin k., Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:58 (twelve years ago) link

~I guess~

now all my posts got ship in it (dayo), Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:58 (twelve years ago) link

I mean they're not gonna win 70 games or anything, but all this "maybe it hurts them more than it helps them!" concern trolling is really stupid

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:59 (twelve years ago) link

like if you're writing an article that's based on the theory that going from Sessions to Nash is not a good thing, maybe stop typing for a while.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 5 July 2012 23:00 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not saying that but I'm also not saying lakers nba champions 2013-2015

now all my posts got ship in it (dayo), Thursday, 5 July 2012 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

But it puts the back in the conversation.

n00bs on my damn chain (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 5 July 2012 23:03 (twelve years ago) link

~I guess~ who really wanted to see the laekrs back in the conversation though? you fuckin die, frank black says to the lakers

now all my posts got ship in it (dayo), Thursday, 5 July 2012 23:05 (twelve years ago) link

I just want to see Nash in the conversation. idk, when you're a warriors fan you just go as the wind carries you.

n00bs on my damn chain (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 5 July 2012 23:08 (twelve years ago) link

yeah that's true. well I will lol if nash has his worst TS% of his career this upcoming season

now all my posts got ship in it (dayo), Thursday, 5 July 2012 23:10 (twelve years ago) link

as someone mentioned earlier, kobe_yelling_at_nash.gif

Clay, Thursday, 5 July 2012 23:12 (twelve years ago) link

Still think they lose to the Thunder/Spurs/Clippers/Grizzlies in a playoff series.

polyphonic, Thursday, 5 July 2012 23:20 (twelve years ago) link

The Rockets trade ammo is definitely better than Brooklyn's now, but Dwight doesn't want to play there...

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, July 5, 2012 6:36 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this apparently doesnt matter to the rockets

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 July 2012 23:40 (twelve years ago) link

@ESPNSteinLine
Source with knowledge of Knicks' thinking: "They will match any offer on Lin up to 1 billion dollars"

polyphonic, Thursday, 5 July 2012 23:42 (twelve years ago) link

knicks cant offer more than 24m/4y ?

moullet, Thursday, 5 July 2012 23:48 (twelve years ago) link

They can match whatever is offered though.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 5 July 2012 23:53 (twelve years ago) link

hang on, i thought lin had early bird rights, meaning no team could offer more than 5.3 million per and the knicks could match any offer? do i not have this straight? xp

k3vin k., Thursday, 5 July 2012 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

I mean they're not gonna win 70 games or anything, but all this "maybe it hurts them more than it helps them!" concern trolling is really stupid

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, July 5, 2012 6:59 PM (55 minutes ago)

thing about the lakers is that in terms of regular season at least, they were due to regress a little. woulda been a really easy 'under' to bet, since they were something like 20-5 in games decided by fewer than 5 points, something that is unsustainable. this throws a wrench into that

k3vin k., Thursday, 5 July 2012 23:56 (twelve years ago) link

no team can offer Lin a deal exceeding 5.3 or so for the first two years; however, he falls under the same rule as Asik, so they can have a third or fourth year in a contract that balloons to a much higher level.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 5 July 2012 23:59 (twelve years ago) link

oh is that what the loophole was referring to

k3vin k., Friday, 6 July 2012 00:00 (twelve years ago) link

wait asik's case was the arenas rule - i'm confused

k3vin k., Friday, 6 July 2012 00:01 (twelve years ago) link

Lin falls under the Arenas rule because he has 2 years or fewer in the league.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 6 July 2012 00:05 (twelve years ago) link

I feel like there's no way for him to live up to the height set by that crazy string of 7 games or w/e but at this point he's the most marketable asian player since yao ming so it'd be worth it for whatever team to snatch him up on an asik type contrat even if he ends up stinking up the joint

now all my posts got ship in it (dayo), Friday, 6 July 2012 00:25 (twelve years ago) link

Will he make the all-star team for the next 10 years?

n00bs on my damn chain (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 6 July 2012 00:28 (twelve years ago) link

why would rockets trade lowry for picks? what does morey know that we dont??

― now all my posts got ship in it (dayo), Thursday, July 5, 2012 6:22 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

lowry hates kevin mchale and apparently vice versa

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Friday, 6 July 2012 00:41 (twelve years ago) link

hey what the hell happened to aaron brooks? i remembered that he exists reading about the dragic signing

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Friday, 6 July 2012 00:42 (twelve years ago) link

btw buried in some of the nash articles: grant hill got that kobe

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Friday, 6 July 2012 00:42 (twelve years ago) link

aaron brooks missed the last flight out of china, he was last seen w/ a suitcase on the side of a road with his thumb sticking out

now all my posts got ship in it (dayo), Friday, 6 July 2012 00:43 (twelve years ago) link

aaron brooks is also supposedly a major asshole

J0rdan S., Friday, 6 July 2012 00:45 (twelve years ago) link

ahaha this is such a weird tweet

NBARumorCentral ESPN
Dallas covets Ramon Sessions.

― am0n, Thursday, July 5, 2012 4:42 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

― lag∞n, Thursday, July 5, 2012 4:48 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

lol

did mark cuban jump the shark or what

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Friday, 6 July 2012 00:45 (twelve years ago) link

He's got like 3 guys on the roster, he's got to do something.

n00bs on my damn chain (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 6 July 2012 00:46 (twelve years ago) link

celtics working on a 4 year 40m offer for Jeff Green

are we in the real world

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 6 July 2012 01:32 (twelve years ago) link

jesus christ

lag∞n, Friday, 6 July 2012 01:33 (twelve years ago) link

apparently dragic needs to make the all star team to earn his full contract!!

moullet, Friday, 6 July 2012 01:34 (twelve years ago) link

my theory is ainge loves green, romantically

am0n, Friday, 6 July 2012 01:36 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/duKyf.jpg

now all my posts got ship in it (dayo), Friday, 6 July 2012 01:36 (twelve years ago) link

lmao

am0n, Friday, 6 July 2012 01:37 (twelve years ago) link

yeah apparently dragic's contract is really just 30m for 4 years, which apparently was too rich for the Rockets.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 6 July 2012 01:38 (twelve years ago) link

Chris Palmer: Jeremy Lin and Eric Gordon played a combined 44 games this year and have been offered $88M. 4 minutes ago

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 6 July 2012 01:44 (twelve years ago) link

throw in jeff green for an extra 0 games and 40m

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 6 July 2012 01:46 (twelve years ago) link

ainge's fascination with jeff green is psychotic

J0rdan S., Friday, 6 July 2012 02:14 (twelve years ago) link

no way anyone else is gonna give him 10m a/y that cant be right

lag∞n, Friday, 6 July 2012 02:15 (twelve years ago) link

aside from the fact that

a. there is no evidence that jeff green is actually good
b. THE GUY IS COMING OFF HEART SURGERY

who is ainge bidding against? would any other team even sign green for 4/25?

J0rdan S., Friday, 6 July 2012 02:16 (twelve years ago) link

wolves signing b roy

J0rdan S., Friday, 6 July 2012 02:21 (twelve years ago) link

E.J. Busch ‏@EJBusch
@talkhoops The Wolves just won the Brandon Roy trade. Draft Brandon Roy and OJ Mayo, turn it into Ricky Rubio, Kevin Love, and Brandon Roy.

lag∞n, Friday, 6 July 2012 02:30 (twelve years ago) link

Stefan Bondy ‏@NYDNInterNets
Got an email from Mark Cuban warning Prokhorov and other owners about the new CBA --- will share later

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 6 July 2012 02:47 (twelve years ago) link

wolves know that the blazers 2008 core isn't actually something to build a team around in 2012 right.

Clay, Friday, 6 July 2012 02:57 (twelve years ago) link

he tweeted while on vacation, too

J0rdan S., Friday, 6 July 2012 03:19 (twelve years ago) link

that defensiveness is so unbecoming. just own up for routinely pulling hack shit (quoting eric gordon's public statement as if it was an exclusive was unbelievable) & keep it moving.

J0rdan S., Friday, 6 July 2012 03:20 (twelve years ago) link

he should be fired for the Gordon thing.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 6 July 2012 03:21 (twelve years ago) link

lol no one is saying the lakers are going to be *worse* but like others i'll be impressed if they make the conference finals.

call all destroyer, Friday, 6 July 2012 03:50 (twelve years ago) link

Stefan Bondy ‏@NYDNInterNets
Got an email from Mark Cuban warning Prokhorov and other owners about the new CBA --- will share later

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, July 5, 2012 10:47 PM

this oughta be good

am0n, Friday, 6 July 2012 03:56 (twelve years ago) link

plz be in comic sans

J0rdan S., Friday, 6 July 2012 03:58 (twelve years ago) link

omg Dan Patrick went off on Broussard

https://skydrive.live.com/?cid=1639888c8ab2c612&resid=1639888C8AB2C612!397&id=1639888C8AB2C612%21397

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 6 July 2012 04:02 (twelve years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA
Minnesota's considered pitching a Derrick Williams-Martell Webster sign-and-trade for Nic Batum, sources say. Portland would reject it.

god the derrick williams pick was a fiasco

J0rdan S., Friday, 6 July 2012 04:21 (twelve years ago) link

pretty sure every nba team would reject Webster and Williams for anything on their roster that wasnt just rot.

Clay, Friday, 6 July 2012 04:26 (twelve years ago) link

Williams is like five years old. Why give up on him so fast?

polyphonic, Friday, 6 July 2012 06:12 (twelve years ago) link

he doesn't have a position

J0rdan S., Friday, 6 July 2012 06:30 (twelve years ago) link

they are probably giving up on him too fast, but they also probably shouldn't have picked him no. 2 overall

also they probably feel like they can compete now & may not want to develop him

i also wonder if his proximity to michael beasley gave the twolves a too up close & personal look at what the worst case of derrick williams looks like. 41/27/70 shooting from the no. 2 overall pick is not encouraging.

J0rdan S., Friday, 6 July 2012 06:32 (twelve years ago) link

some of the international players may be able to save it yet, but last year's draft is looking like an epic black hole (kyrie aside)

J0rdan S., Friday, 6 July 2012 06:33 (twelve years ago) link

I just realized I literally connot conceive of a Phoenix team w/o Nash.

Clay, Friday, 6 July 2012 06:34 (twelve years ago) link

back to kahn/williams for a sec, they've been offering him up in a host of trades and it seems like kahn thinks that the fact that williams was a no. 2 overall pick means that tons of teams should be trying to get in on him w/o realizing that he was the no. 2 overall pick in what is shaping up to be an epically bad draft

J0rdan S., Friday, 6 July 2012 06:36 (twelve years ago) link

I just realized I literally connot conceive of a Phoenix team w/o Nash.

― Clay, Friday, July 6, 2012 2:34 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

the resigning of dragic will make it seem less weird, imo

J0rdan S., Friday, 6 July 2012 06:37 (twelve years ago) link

Their roster is so gross.

n00bs on my damn chain (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 6 July 2012 06:37 (twelve years ago) link

yeah that team is a mess.

i don't even think they have a shooting guard right now.

J0rdan S., Friday, 6 July 2012 06:39 (twelve years ago) link

if i was an nba owner you couldn't pay me $18 million to have michael beasley on my team. let alone giving him that contract.

J0rdan S., Friday, 6 July 2012 06:41 (twelve years ago) link

dragic, beasley, childress, dudley, frye, gortat, lopez, markieff morris. ouch.

Clay, Friday, 6 July 2012 06:47 (twelve years ago) link

So many guys that can create their own shots!

n00bs on my damn chain (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 6 July 2012 06:49 (twelve years ago) link

the childress contract was and is such an abomination

J0rdan S., Friday, 6 July 2012 06:49 (twelve years ago) link

might give the bobcats a run for their money

Clay, Friday, 6 July 2012 06:50 (twelve years ago) link

I didn't watch the rockets at all this year or keep tabs, did dragic really prove that he could start and play consistent?

n00bs on my damn chain (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 6 July 2012 06:51 (twelve years ago) link

yeah he was pretty fantastic

J0rdan S., Friday, 6 July 2012 07:35 (twelve years ago) link

they won't be bobcats bad but they'll be bad

J0rdan S., Friday, 6 July 2012 07:35 (twelve years ago) link

some of the international players may be able to save it yet, but last year's draft is looking like an epic black hole (kyrie aside)

― J0rdan S., Friday, 6 July 2012 06:33 (6 hours ago) Permalink

100% disagree. The whole idea of that draft being weak was just people ignoring the foreign talent. Mirotic is absolutely crushing it, and Valanciunas looks like a future top 5 C.

then you have guys like Faried, Klay Thompson, Kawhi Leonard.

it was an OK draft.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 6 July 2012 12:40 (twelve years ago) link

another reason people thought it was a weak draft: cuz Jared Sullinger and Perry Jones went back to school. Oops.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 6 July 2012 12:49 (twelve years ago) link

"He initially was frustrated but he came to the realization that they have to rebuild there," Duffy said. "He thought he could be part of that process but there was a shorter window. With Goran, he can play eight, 10 years."

8 years? ok..

moullet, Friday, 6 July 2012 12:57 (twelve years ago) link

nash 'kids narrative' is fucking pointless in every way i conceive

moullet, Friday, 6 July 2012 12:59 (twelve years ago) link

"Nicolas expressed this during his meeting with the Blazers," Ndiaye said. "He was never himself. He has mentioned this in the meeting. He said, `I just want to be me. I don't want to stand in the corner. I'm a player with movement. I was locked up in the corner. So he has expressed that for sure."

moullet, Friday, 6 July 2012 14:43 (twelve years ago) link

Brand getting amnestied, gonna be a big race to get him as a FA I think

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 6 July 2012 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

despite my better judgement, wouldn't mind him on the spurs

from the desk of mr. and mrs. eazy and sheila e (m bison), Friday, 6 July 2012 15:12 (twelve years ago) link

I rly shd just start a thread where I think anyone would be good on the spurs

from the desk of mr. and mrs. eazy and sheila e (m bison), Friday, 6 July 2012 15:13 (twelve years ago) link

"mark Jackson wouldn't be bad, just a 5 minut shift to relieve tony Parker, good locker room guy to say hand down man down and troll for strippers on the dl"

from the desk of mr. and mrs. eazy and sheila e (m bison), Friday, 6 July 2012 15:13 (twelve years ago) link

Heat are a pretty obvious landing spot for Brand, but IIRC amnesty waiver claims are prioritized by reg. season record

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 6 July 2012 15:16 (twelve years ago) link

all the teams under the cap could place a bid for him before he could sign with any team over the cap.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 6 July 2012 15:22 (twelve years ago) link

yeah now that I think about it he's still good enough to get more than the midlevel right?

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 6 July 2012 15:30 (twelve years ago) link

I mean if Brandon Roy gets 5m a year, Brand should get 12 I guess.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 6 July 2012 15:30 (twelve years ago) link

Clippers make a lot of sense

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 6 July 2012 15:31 (twelve years ago) link

funny enough, they do

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Friday, 6 July 2012 15:34 (twelve years ago) link

i can't believe jeff green might end up with a 10m/year contract, that's at least moderately ridiculous

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Friday, 6 July 2012 15:35 (twelve years ago) link

Clippers over the cap.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 6 July 2012 15:36 (twelve years ago) link

jeff green is the biggest WTAF thing so far imo.

n00bs on my damn chain (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 6 July 2012 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

some of the international players may be able to save it yet, but last year's draft is looking like an epic black hole (kyrie aside)

― J0rdan S., Friday, 6 July 2012 06:33 (6 hours ago) Permalink

100% disagree. The whole idea of that draft being weak was just people ignoring the foreign talent. Mirotic is absolutely crushing it, and Valanciunas looks like a future top 5 C.

then you have guys like Faried, Klay Thompson, Kawhi Leonard.

it was an OK draft.

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, July 6, 2012 8:40 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

get at me when valanciunas makes an all-star team, foreign "potential" guys are vaporware until proven otherwise, aka the tiago splitter rule

2011 draft was ok but only because were probably more serviceable rotation level players than usual (faried, kawhi, shumpert, isiah t) makes up for the utter lack of stars (not convinced that kyrie ever makes an all-star team over deron, rondo, rose etc)

maybe one of those foreign dudes works out, otherwise marshon brooks might be the only potential breakout left from that draft

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Friday, 6 July 2012 15:42 (twelve years ago) link

also that draft will forever have the jimmer taint on it

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Friday, 6 July 2012 15:43 (twelve years ago) link

Jeremy Lin has verbally agreed to sign a four-year offer sheet with the Houston Rockets on July 11, according to a source close to the talks.

am0n, Friday, 6 July 2012 15:44 (twelve years ago) link

lol figures that just when I start to pay attention to the NBA again, it would put all its personnel into a blender and shuffle them around

I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Friday, 6 July 2012 15:53 (twelve years ago) link

nick young going to philly?

am0n, Friday, 6 July 2012 15:59 (twelve years ago) link

yep. That and the Hawes contract are why they've decided to amnesty Elton Brand.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 6 July 2012 16:02 (twelve years ago) link

Stein is reporting the Mavs may bid for Brand. I guess at this point they just need players regardless of fit.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 6 July 2012 16:10 (twelve years ago) link

Lou Williams ‏@TeamLou23
Philly, I appreciate you all. Unfortunately I will not be coming back, as an organization they decided to move in a different direction.

maybe the most interesting unrestricted free agent left on the board?

J0rdan S., Friday, 6 July 2012 16:18 (twelve years ago) link

He would fit on a lot of teams for sure.

n00bs on my damn chain (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 6 July 2012 16:22 (twelve years ago) link

Mavs should make a play for Lou.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 6 July 2012 16:23 (twelve years ago) link

yeah he sorta seems like the heir to jason terry's throne

J0rdan S., Friday, 6 July 2012 16:23 (twelve years ago) link

(not convinced that kyrie ever makes an all-star team over deron, rondo, rose etc)

― questionable motor (agent hibachi), Friday, July 6, 2012 11:42 AM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

u should prob start marinating these words now

lag∞n, Friday, 6 July 2012 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

heh maybe, he was pretty good for a 19 year old rookie, just that pg is deep across the league

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Friday, 6 July 2012 17:57 (twelve years ago) link

he'll probably make the all-star team next year

J0rdan S., Friday, 6 July 2012 17:58 (twelve years ago) link

imho kyrie has the potential to be the best of the young point guards

lag∞n, Friday, 6 July 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

hollinger:

I am surprised, however, that Portland turned down a Webster-Derrick Williams sign-and-trade offer for Batum. This is connected to the Blazers' insistence on not playing LaMarcus Aldridge at the 5; while they've been dramatically more effective when he plays that spot in recent seasons, he prefers to play the 4 and spare himself some banging. But going forward, I'd much rather have Williams at half the price. (Webster, with a non-guaranteed deal, would be waived on arrival).

J0rdan S., Friday, 6 July 2012 18:42 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/LSNkZ.png

lag∞n, Friday, 6 July 2012 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

KG will horse-head-in-his-bed Ray if he signs with the heat, no?

n00bs on my damn chain (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 6 July 2012 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

imho kyrie has the potential to be the best of the young point guards

― lag∞n, Friday, July 6, 2012 6:07 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

feelin' good about my prediction of him being a top 5 pg by the end of next season (DRose blowing out a knee helps).

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 6 July 2012 20:37 (twelve years ago) link

i agree that it prob would've been tough for him to make the team over rose, rondo & d will for the next few years but w/ rose's injury i'd imagine he gets in this coming season

J0rdan S., Friday, 6 July 2012 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

also not like the east is overflowing w/great shooting guards so they can just ad another point on there

lag∞n, Friday, 6 July 2012 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

Kyrie prob. has the LeBron haterade factor going for him too

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 6 July 2012 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, i think last year was prob the final time that joe johnson makes it in by default

J0rdan S., Friday, 6 July 2012 20:45 (twelve years ago) link

NBA's dearth of good SGs is strange, every team used to have one it seems like.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 6 July 2012 21:38 (twelve years ago) link

ya i was trying to think of why its so and i kind of have like half a theory like maybe its cause being able to create shots on the perimeter used to be a more valuable skill before the hand checking rule change came along, like even guys who shot not that great % had utility but now w/all the great point guards and three pt shooters super athletic small forwards etc its not a niche that need to be filled as much

lag∞n, Friday, 6 July 2012 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

MettaWorldPeace Metta WorldPeace
Is there less War in the world since I changed my name? I know it's still war but is the world a lil better?

am0n, Friday, 6 July 2012 21:45 (twelve years ago) link

Tom Moore: Asked #Sixers president Rod Thorn if he'd consider taking Metta World Peace from Lakers to get Pau Gasol. His response: "LOL." about 8 minutes ago

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 6 July 2012 21:50 (twelve years ago) link

"One scenario involves a three-way trade with Philadelphia. Andre Iguodala would go to Portland, Derrick Williams would go as part of a package to the Sixers and Batum would come to Minnesota. So far, Portland is balking."

Clay, Friday, 6 July 2012 22:37 (twelve years ago) link

weird, what is up with this portland batum relationship

i know he's decent and probably the reason they would balk is batum is 23 and andre is 28 but still...i've watched entire blazers games and kind of forgotten that batum was playing

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Friday, 6 July 2012 23:49 (twelve years ago) link

imho kyrie has the potential to be the best of the young point guards

― lag∞n, Friday, July 6, 2012 6:07 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

are you counting this guy in that group

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/entry_photo_images/4342502/146235791_extra_large.jpg

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Friday, 6 July 2012 23:51 (twelve years ago) link

u guys are right though assuming kyrie improves a bit he's probably a coaches' pick all star this year given that it's just "guards" and the east basically has no SGs left

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Friday, 6 July 2012 23:52 (twelve years ago) link

not saying his shirts are gonna be as food but you never know

lag∞n, Friday, 6 July 2012 23:53 (twelve years ago) link

and the east basically has no SGs left

― questionable motor (agent hibachi), Friday, July 6, 2012 7:52 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

outside of wade obv

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Friday, 6 July 2012 23:58 (twelve years ago) link

weird, what is up with this portland batum relationship

"he's poised for his big breakout year," they say, every offseason. meanwhile he tends to average 12-14ppg, 3-4rpg, and an assist or so, year after year. He'll never be the guy that comes back to haunt you, and he's certainly not worth $11ml/year, but franchises get wrapped up in their own success narratives and batum is a surviving part of Portland's otherwise collapsed vision.

Clay, Saturday, 7 July 2012 00:10 (twelve years ago) link

^^otm

batum is a solid player, young, can run, can defend, but he is nothing as special as $11 million/year

Aimless, Saturday, 7 July 2012 00:13 (twelve years ago) link

when youre fighting with David Kahn over giving a guy $50 mil and the guy is not Kevin Love or Ricky Rubio it's time to take a step back IMO.

Clay, Saturday, 7 July 2012 00:20 (twelve years ago) link

i would do that igoudala deal in a heartbeat if i was portland

J0rdan S., Saturday, 7 July 2012 01:05 (twelve years ago) link

i'd rather pay igou $30m over the next two years than nic batum 45m over the next 4

J0rdan S., Saturday, 7 July 2012 01:06 (twelve years ago) link

yeah it's a no-brainer.

Clay, Saturday, 7 July 2012 01:07 (twelve years ago) link

and the final year of igoudala's deal is a player option so maybe he even opts out. idk. he's pretty good.

J0rdan S., Saturday, 7 July 2012 01:08 (twelve years ago) link

oh I'm reading that committing to this deal would nullify the offer to hibbert, which is probably why it's getting a flat no atm.

Clay, Saturday, 7 July 2012 01:11 (twelve years ago) link

well i'll be damned

Ray Allen has informed Boston that he has decided to sign with Miami, league source tells Y! Sports. — @WojYahooNBA via Twitter

J0rdan S., Saturday, 7 July 2012 01:49 (twelve years ago) link

uncool

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 July 2012 01:59 (twelve years ago) link

wow pretty shocked at that honestly. betrayal!

Clay, Saturday, 7 July 2012 02:04 (twelve years ago) link

i'm honestly not surprised. i got the sense that ray was genuinely pissed at the franchise on account of getting benched/nearly traded each of the last two years.

J0rdan S., Saturday, 7 July 2012 02:16 (twelve years ago) link

and then there's this classic bit of woj anonyreporting

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA
The deterioration of Ray Allen's relationship with Rajon Rondo played a significant factor in his leaving for Miami, several sources tell Y!

J0rdan S., Saturday, 7 July 2012 02:17 (twelve years ago) link

turn in yr 08 ring and don't let the door hit yr ass on the way out Mr ocd

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Saturday, 7 July 2012 02:17 (twelve years ago) link

Honestly that is pretty crazy, no one ever leaves $ on the table in the nba and ray just did. I assumed he'd be gone anyway but it definitely is going to be strange that hes going directly to a rival

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Saturday, 7 July 2012 02:20 (twelve years ago) link

also I hope ainge is for real telling rondo that its really his team now, mo more trade rumor b. s.

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Saturday, 7 July 2012 02:21 (twelve years ago) link

Paul Flannery ‏@Pflanns
For the record, Ray Allen lost his starting job, was almost traded twice in three years and took less money to come back in 2010.

J0rdan S., Saturday, 7 July 2012 02:22 (twelve years ago) link

hes not gnna start in miami or eve have as big of a role

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 July 2012 02:23 (twelve years ago) link

peace out ray

call all destroyer, Saturday, 7 July 2012 02:24 (twelve years ago) link

what in the hell happened between him and rondo

call all destroyer, Saturday, 7 July 2012 02:24 (twelve years ago) link

whither mike miller

Clay, Saturday, 7 July 2012 02:24 (twelve years ago) link

he also got a free trip to the east finals in a year where he could barely move and I probably could have guarded him

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Saturday, 7 July 2012 02:24 (twelve years ago) link

I always liked ray pre celtics not psyched to root against him on the hated heat

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 July 2012 02:27 (twelve years ago) link

so apparently boston offered double the $ miami offered

call all destroyer, Saturday, 7 July 2012 02:28 (twelve years ago) link

Batum doesn't play defense, his offensive game is almost entirely long range shooting and he's only ok at that anyway. But gee he has long arms and dunks real good sometimes. 45m.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 7 July 2012 02:29 (twelve years ago) link

dang ray is real mad at the celtics huh

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 July 2012 02:30 (twelve years ago) link

so it would seem

call all destroyer, Saturday, 7 July 2012 02:30 (twelve years ago) link

rondo wasnt happy w ray missing shots that would count as assts for him probably

moullet, Saturday, 7 July 2012 02:31 (twelve years ago) link

hah

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 July 2012 02:31 (twelve years ago) link

so weird. usually nba feuds are about money or women but ray and rondo are both such weirdos that I think it was probably more like "I need that pass four inches left and three inches higher" vs. "hey old man how about when I grab my 10th rebound and start a solo fast break you come along sometimes"

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Saturday, 7 July 2012 02:32 (twelve years ago) link

haha xp

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Saturday, 7 July 2012 02:32 (twelve years ago) link

Where there's smoke there's fire. Seems pretty clear Mr. Rondo is crazypants.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 7 July 2012 02:35 (twelve years ago) link

could just be a jerk

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 July 2012 02:36 (twelve years ago) link

all i can find online is some oblique reference to allen wanting rondo to "work harder."

i mean my 5-min psychoanalysis after having spent 8 hours driving alone today would be that it's no surprise that an uptight military child with an ocd preparation routine for every game would clash with a young dude who has a previously unforeseen combination of instinct/cerebral play and is only guaranteed to get up for the big games.

call all destroyer, Saturday, 7 July 2012 02:38 (twelve years ago) link

yeah he seems like a moody difficult teenager mostly

J0rdan S., Saturday, 7 July 2012 02:39 (twelve years ago) link

it doesn't really make sense to have both Jason Terry and Ray Allen anyway.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 7 July 2012 02:41 (twelve years ago) link

Where there's smoke there's fire. Seems pretty clear Mr. Rondo is crazypants.

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, July 6, 2012 10:35 PM

"I had a borderline case of OCD [obsessive compulsive disorder]," Allen explains. "I was never diagnosed, but it was something I was aware of."

am0n, Saturday, 7 July 2012 02:42 (twelve years ago) link

i think there's a chance that ray won't be able to stay healthy

J0rdan S., Saturday, 7 July 2012 02:43 (twelve years ago) link

a rondo/bradley/terry rotation vs. rondo/bradley/allen seems pretty much a wash

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 7 July 2012 02:46 (twelve years ago) link

terry is probably better at this point

J0rdan S., Saturday, 7 July 2012 02:47 (twelve years ago) link

obviously he's not a better shooter but he can do more things at this point

J0rdan S., Saturday, 7 July 2012 02:47 (twelve years ago) link

@sportsguy33 quiet so far, lol

am0n, Saturday, 7 July 2012 02:49 (twelve years ago) link

later dickhead

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2012/0706/nba_g_allen11_576.jpg

am0n, Saturday, 7 July 2012 02:52 (twelve years ago) link

lol @ mike bibby in background

J0rdan S., Saturday, 7 July 2012 02:53 (twelve years ago) link

Kirk Goldsberry ‏@kirkgoldsberry
Ray Allen hits at 1.71 points per shot from the left corner; best player/spot combo in the NBA. MIA get looks there; There will be blood.

J0rdan S., Saturday, 7 July 2012 02:59 (twelve years ago) link

ray became a v. limited player in the past year; could do nothing on offense outside of plays that were specifically run for him

call all destroyer, Saturday, 7 July 2012 02:59 (twelve years ago) link

@ThelIluminati: LeBron sent us a request to have Ray Allen as part of the Miami Heat. We've assisted in the pick up of Ray Allen and the 2013 Championship.

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 July 2012 03:01 (twelve years ago) link

I've always liked Ray and I'm sorry to see him go. However, he wasn't even a shell of himself for huge portions of last season (both pre- and post- injury) and rankled at becoming a bench player. Good luck, but not too much.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 7 July 2012 03:09 (twelve years ago) link

@ThelIluminati: LeBron sent us a request to have Ray Allen as part of the Miami Heat. We've assisted in the pick up of Ray Allen and the 2013 Championship.

― lag∞n, Friday, July 6, 2012 11:01 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

lol

J0rdan S., Saturday, 7 July 2012 03:11 (twelve years ago) link

@CelticsHub:
Per @Murf56 Ray Allen wanted a 3-year/$27 million dollar deal from Celtics, a dollar figure no other team would approach in free agency.

That's crazy stupid money for the Ray of today. Obviously wanted to go if that's what he asked for from the Celtics.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 7 July 2012 03:15 (twelve years ago) link

lol ray

J0rdan S., Saturday, 7 July 2012 03:21 (twelve years ago) link

Ray may not be easy to read, but he knows his own mind. If he asked that kind of money, he wanted out.

Aimless, Saturday, 7 July 2012 03:24 (twelve years ago) link

http://first-avenue.com/files/images/event/shameray.jpg

am0n, Saturday, 7 July 2012 04:21 (twelve years ago) link

haha

J0rdan S., Saturday, 7 July 2012 04:34 (twelve years ago) link

Bill Simmons ‏@sportsguy33
PS: Celts knew Ray was a goner, that's why they moved so fast on Jet. Think they expected to LAC/Grizz for midlevel, not Heat for 1/2 price.

J0rdan S., Saturday, 7 July 2012 04:35 (twelve years ago) link

i think the first part is true, but they're nuts if they thought he was going anywhere besides the heat

J0rdan S., Saturday, 7 July 2012 04:35 (twelve years ago) link

"The truth is, unless the Lakers also add someone like a Tony Allen or a Thabo Sefolosha or an Avery Bradley to the roster to complement Nash (and move Kobe to the small forward position), or unless Nash -- after spending the offseason and preseason with Lakers coach Mike Brown -- gains a spiritual appreciation for defense or has a defensive epiphany and makes a commitment to it that he's never made in his 16 years in the league (or looking even further into the future, the team is in position to draft Ohio State's Aaron Craft in 2013), the Lakers remain with a void unfilled."

Scoop Jackson, everybody

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 7 July 2012 04:54 (twelve years ago) link

damn

someone should convince the lakers to trade away the rights to aaron craft, even tho it would be in their best interest to draft him

J0rdan S., Saturday, 7 July 2012 05:07 (twelve years ago) link

weren't c's fans pointing out just a few days ago how ray was coming off a historically exceptional season? and now everybody'st hrowing him under the bus! lol

now all my posts got ship in it (dayo), Saturday, 7 July 2012 09:07 (twelve years ago) link

Hahaha that contract he wanted!

ainge should have given him don draper's speech to peggy "lets pretend for a minute I'm not responsible for every good thing that's ever happened to you" just for lols

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Saturday, 7 July 2012 12:49 (twelve years ago) link

weren't c's fans pointing out just a few days ago how ray was coming off a historically exceptional season? and now everybody'st hrowing him under the bus! lol

― now all my posts got ship in it (dayo), Saturday, July 7, 2012 5:07 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he had a great shooting year but is def much diminished otherwise, he will help the heat bigtime just hitting open threes if he can stay healthy but at this point cant be expected to do too much else

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 July 2012 13:23 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.imgnook.com/aqkOVo.gif

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 7 July 2012 17:00 (twelve years ago) link

Emo Chris Bosh ‏@EmoChrisBosh
After signing Ray Allen, Pat Riley called us the Fantastic Four. LeBron said "I guess that would make Bosh the Invisible Woman". I cried.

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 July 2012 17:01 (twelve years ago) link

lmao godfather gif otm

am0n, Saturday, 7 July 2012 17:04 (twelve years ago) link

Donatas Motiejunas signed a four-year contract with the Rockets.

Motiejunas, 21, averaged 15.7 points and 6.6 rebounds in 26.5 minutes per game last season for Asseco Prokom.

moullet, Saturday, 7 July 2012 17:08 (twelve years ago) link

god, woj is such an unrepentant hack

J0rdan S., Saturday, 7 July 2012 17:27 (twelve years ago) link

http://i50.tinypic.com/2lsv11v.png

am0n, Saturday, 7 July 2012 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

hahahahahahahaha xp

J0rdan S., Saturday, 7 July 2012 17:29 (twelve years ago) link

Godfather gif is one for the ages.

n00bs on my damn chain (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Saturday, 7 July 2012 17:36 (twelve years ago) link

god, woj is such an unrepentant hack

― J0rdan S., Saturday, 7 July 2012 17:27 (3 hours ago) Permalink

he's probably the best sportswriter we got

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 7 July 2012 21:10 (twelve years ago) link

oh gtfo

J0rdan S., Saturday, 7 July 2012 21:12 (twelve years ago) link

he's a decent reporter but his rampant use of anonymous sources and hilariously overwrought prose are pretty unforgivable

J0rdan S., Saturday, 7 July 2012 21:13 (twelve years ago) link

ha srsly matt

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 July 2012 21:18 (twelve years ago) link

And then, Pat Riley walked into the room, and all hell broke loose in Boston. Allen thought long and hard, and his decision was unmistakable: He was busting out of Boston on his terms, and it cut the Celtics most deeply. Complete and utter repudiation. My turn now, Ray Allen was telling the Celtics. My turn now.

i mean this is just completely laughable

J0rdan S., Saturday, 7 July 2012 21:21 (twelve years ago) link

that's a good parody j0rd

dayo, Saturday, 7 July 2012 21:31 (twelve years ago) link

what's wrong with anonymous sources?

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 7 July 2012 21:42 (twelve years ago) link

its sad she was a white girl

lag∞n, Saturday, 7 July 2012 21:51 (twelve years ago) link

so i finally got around to listening to the simmons post-draft podcast today and there was a point where he went on a rant about the raptors that ended with them acquiring steve nash, pau gasol and ray allen

J0rdan S., Saturday, 7 July 2012 23:50 (twelve years ago) link

http://teambjnba.com/

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 8 July 2012 00:03 (twelve years ago) link

kinda nsfw

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 8 July 2012 00:03 (twelve years ago) link

i'm sure that's a completely authorized use of both the heat logo and the likeness of lebron james, dwyane wade and chris bosh

J0rdan S., Sunday, 8 July 2012 00:16 (twelve years ago) link

well as you see Heat players are first in line by rule.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 8 July 2012 00:25 (twelve years ago) link

and heat coaches!

J0rdan S., Sunday, 8 July 2012 00:31 (twelve years ago) link

its only fair

lag∞n, Sunday, 8 July 2012 00:32 (twelve years ago) link

juwan howard, still high off winning his first title after 16 years in the nba, decides to test his wife's patience by showing up for the filmed beej shoot

J0rdan S., Sunday, 8 July 2012 00:35 (twelve years ago) link

eric spoelstra, who hasn't had physical contact with a female since 2008, shows up for the filmed beej shoot and blows his load while still in line

J0rdan S., Sunday, 8 July 2012 00:36 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/L3j9c.gif

dayo, Sunday, 8 July 2012 00:46 (twelve years ago) link

GUYSSSS
this is a work-safe place

from the desk of mr. and mrs. eazy and sheila e (m bison), Sunday, 8 July 2012 00:48 (twelve years ago) link

families come here
grandmas come here

from the desk of mr. and mrs. eazy and sheila e (m bison), Sunday, 8 July 2012 00:49 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/L3j9c.gif

― dayo, Saturday, July 7, 2012 8:46 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

hahah yes

J0rdan S., Sunday, 8 July 2012 00:49 (twelve years ago) link

https://p.twimg.com/AxPSEhtCAAASgwd.jpg:large

moullet, Sunday, 8 July 2012 05:11 (twelve years ago) link

lebron was on this too!

moullet, Sunday, 8 July 2012 05:11 (twelve years ago) link

that's kobe & who else?

J0rdan S., Sunday, 8 July 2012 06:49 (twelve years ago) link

anderson silva

Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 8 July 2012 07:15 (twelve years ago) link

he should beat kobe up

lag∞n, Sunday, 8 July 2012 13:04 (twelve years ago) link

Paul Flannery ‏@Pflanns
Jeff Green gets 4/36 according to the Herald. Will be curious to see how the deal is structured.

\(O_O)/

lag∞n, Sunday, 8 July 2012 13:05 (twelve years ago) link

that's that ray allen money

dayo, Sunday, 8 July 2012 13:06 (twelve years ago) link

they offered him a one year 9 million dollar contract last year so I'm not too surprised it's in the same ballpark.

Of course, I don't know why they offered 9 million last year.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 8 July 2012 13:07 (twelve years ago) link

it makes no sense

lag∞n, Sunday, 8 July 2012 13:09 (twelve years ago) link

who else is offering this guy 9m 8m 7m 6m 5m nobody!

lag∞n, Sunday, 8 July 2012 13:10 (twelve years ago) link

he missed all of last season w/a fd up heart!

lag∞n, Sunday, 8 July 2012 13:10 (twelve years ago) link

and before that he wasnt v good!

lag∞n, Sunday, 8 July 2012 13:10 (twelve years ago) link

even if he turns out to be great he couldve been had for less!

lag∞n, Sunday, 8 July 2012 13:11 (twelve years ago) link

!

lag∞n, Sunday, 8 July 2012 13:11 (twelve years ago) link

I don't know who they're competing against for his services. I would think just slightly over the exception - say 6 million - would be plenty.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 8 July 2012 13:11 (twelve years ago) link

ilyasova 5/45m

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 8 July 2012 13:20 (twelve years ago) link

ilyasova had a helluva year. 13 points, 9 rebounds, 45% 3-point shooting. That's still a rich contract though, even if he's just 25.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 8 July 2012 13:23 (twelve years ago) link

hah hah so the heat are going after rashard

dayo, Sunday, 8 July 2012 13:32 (twelve years ago) link

damn i didn't notice ilyasova was that young

good season but i sorta feel like the bucks will be looking to trade him w/in 2 years

J0rdan S., Sunday, 8 July 2012 13:38 (twelve years ago) link

Ilyasova was amazing last year but it has the overwhelming stench of contract year

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 8 July 2012 13:42 (twelve years ago) link

yeah totally

k3vin k., Sunday, 8 July 2012 14:18 (twelve years ago) link

Kinda curious if there a bit more to the story of Miller stepping down as prez of the Blazers. Seems like a bad/weird time to just peace out.

*:? (CompuPost), Sunday, 8 July 2012 14:25 (twelve years ago) link

that front office has been a mess for like 3 years now or something

J0rdan S., Sunday, 8 July 2012 14:27 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, just wondered if it were at all tied to their player moves, or if it were more like, Well, kinda feelin' that Jordan Brand Nike $$ right this second, lookin' to buy a second vacay home, cya.

Also, every time I read about another wtf contract handed out this summer, my brain says, "Lol! What a lark!". :b

*:? (CompuPost), Sunday, 8 July 2012 14:29 (twelve years ago) link

it's all about Paul Allen and his braintrust (Vulcan Capital) which micromanages their GMs. They're always on thin ice.

It was so amazing how they fired Rich Cho immediately after he'd heisted Gerald Wallace.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 8 July 2012 15:17 (twelve years ago) link

Paul Flannery ‏@Pflanns
Jeff Green gets 4/36 according to the Herald. Will be curious to see how the deal is structured.

Lol! What a lark!

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Sunday, 8 July 2012 15:21 (twelve years ago) link

@ESPNSteinLine
Final trade terms being worked out but Hornets & Magic progressing toward agreement that'll put Ryan Anderson in same frontcourt w/Anthony Davis

polyphonic, Sunday, 8 July 2012 19:04 (twelve years ago) link

@johnhollinger
Hornets would presumably renounce Kaman, Landry and Belinelli in order to have room for Ryan Anderson.

polyphonic, Sunday, 8 July 2012 19:08 (twelve years ago) link

apparently the Hornets are giving up Ayon in the deal.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 8 July 2012 19:14 (twelve years ago) link

Mike Prada ‏@MikePradaSBN
RT @NepeanFunk: Haha, Ryan Anderson for $8m and Jeff Green gets $9m... hahahaha

haha indeed, haha

lag∞n, Sunday, 8 July 2012 19:36 (twelve years ago) link

anderson/davis front court is gonna be sick for years YEARS

lag∞n, Sunday, 8 July 2012 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

davis/anderson/gordon, now just have to assemble the complimentary pieces, damn

lag∞n, Sunday, 8 July 2012 19:40 (twelve years ago) link

Kinda curious if there a bit more to the story of Miller stepping down as prez of the Blazers. Seems like a bad/weird time to just peace out.

this dude was straight terrible at his job and I don't think anybody is sad to see him go, at least amongst the fan base. He once very publicly referred to Jerry Sloan as "what's his name from Utah" which I at least found endearing.

Clay, Sunday, 8 July 2012 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

from what I hear he was very much against the hiring of olshney as gm and Paul Allen isn't too hip to dissent.

Clay, Sunday, 8 July 2012 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

jeff green deal is seriously the weirdest shit. like he still has some sort of halo effect from playing w/ durant and westbrook in okc.

circles, Sunday, 8 July 2012 20:02 (twelve years ago) link

man ryan anderson keeps lucking out huh

hornets look pretty formidable for the future now

k3vin k., Sunday, 8 July 2012 20:08 (twelve years ago) link

apparently theyll have a bunch of cap room next summer too

lag∞n, Sunday, 8 July 2012 20:09 (twelve years ago) link

bring cp3 back lol

k3vin k., Sunday, 8 July 2012 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

ha yes!

lag∞n, Sunday, 8 July 2012 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

the magic otoh are going to be bad forever.

Clay, Sunday, 8 July 2012 20:22 (twelve years ago) link

the magic will be fine, the Dwight haul is gonna be great

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 8 July 2012 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

plus they fired Otis

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 8 July 2012 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

But why trade Ryan Anderson?

polyphonic, Sunday, 8 July 2012 21:55 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha yeah sure, go trade ryan anderson for gustavo ayon

J0rdan S., Sunday, 8 July 2012 22:05 (twelve years ago) link

Alex Kennedy ‏@AlexKennedyNBA
Nets and Magic are looking for third team to take Kris Humphries. As @TommyDeeTKB said, Cavs are possibility. 76ers are also a possibility.

lag∞n, Sunday, 8 July 2012 22:06 (twelve years ago) link

lol if the magic trade dwight to the nets they should honestly contract the franchise

J0rdan S., Sunday, 8 July 2012 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

4 real

lag∞n, Sunday, 8 July 2012 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

not even billy king would manage to turn dwight howard and ryan anderson into gustavo ayon and kris humpheries

J0rdan S., Sunday, 8 July 2012 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

billy king would mange to to turn the nj nets in the brooklyn nets feat deron & dwight

lag∞n, Sunday, 8 July 2012 22:09 (twelve years ago) link

also didn't the orlando GM just re-sign jameer nelson to a 3 year, $20m extension? i don't think anyone's gonna be accusing him of having been the secret brains of the operation in OKC

J0rdan S., Sunday, 8 July 2012 22:10 (twelve years ago) link

I mean best case for the magic is like Bynum + picks. But Bynum won't resign and the lakers spent all their picks on Nash so

Clay, Sunday, 8 July 2012 22:11 (twelve years ago) link

that cant possibly be actually the best case

lag∞n, Sunday, 8 July 2012 22:12 (twelve years ago) link

as far as stuff I've heard being realistically bandied around? Idk I'm not like deep googling trade rumors or anything.

Clay, Sunday, 8 July 2012 22:13 (twelve years ago) link

i don't know what the best case is, but i feel comfortable in saying that the worst case is almost certainly trading dwight to the post-joe johnson nets for a package centered around..... who? marshon brooks?

J0rdan S., Sunday, 8 July 2012 22:14 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i mean take houstons bag of young guys / draft picks before that

lag∞n, Sunday, 8 July 2012 22:15 (twelve years ago) link

i feel absolutely comfortable saying that whatever daryl morey is offering is better than whatever the nets could possibly offer

J0rdan S., Sunday, 8 July 2012 22:15 (twelve years ago) link

exactly

J0rdan S., Sunday, 8 July 2012 22:15 (twelve years ago) link

+its cool because u send dwight somewhere he doesnt want to go

lag∞n, Sunday, 8 July 2012 22:15 (twelve years ago) link

ya exactly. this isn't exactly the suns & steve nash.

J0rdan S., Sunday, 8 July 2012 22:17 (twelve years ago) link

rof @ this btw

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA
Among Bynum's short list of potential free agent landing spots in 2013, Houston is prominent with Dallas and Cleveland, sources tell Y!

J0rdan S., Sunday, 8 July 2012 22:17 (twelve years ago) link

Dallas really doesn't have anything to offer do they?

XP what the hell does Dwight want with cleveland

Clay, Sunday, 8 July 2012 22:18 (twelve years ago) link

lol that's bynum

J0rdan S., Sunday, 8 July 2012 22:20 (twelve years ago) link

but what the hell does bynum want to do with cleveland?

J0rdan S., Sunday, 8 July 2012 22:20 (twelve years ago) link

yeah dallas has absolutely nothing to offer

J0rdan S., Sunday, 8 July 2012 22:21 (twelve years ago) link

yeah same question totally applies XP

Dwight and Bynum deserve each other they should start their own team

Clay, Sunday, 8 July 2012 22:23 (twelve years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA
Cleveland's interest with Humphries is exclusively to use him as a means to stockpile further draft picks and assets, league source says.

this makes no sense

J0rdan S., Sunday, 8 July 2012 23:31 (twelve years ago) link

feel like it is possible to construct the hackiest kardashian joke of all time by just replacing a couple words in that tweet.

Clay, Sunday, 8 July 2012 23:39 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha yeah sure, go trade ryan anderson for gustavo ayon

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 8 July 2012 22:05 (Yesterday) Permalink

Ryan Anderson isn't that good. Orlando gets a massive trade exception, and Ayon is on a super nice contract. 2 years, 3m.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 9 July 2012 01:40 (twelve years ago) link

I would much rather have ayon for 1.5m than Anderson for 9m.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 9 July 2012 01:44 (twelve years ago) link

anderson is a limited player but one who can thrive with the right personnel around him, namely a dominant defensive center for whom he can space the floor. he played with one in orlando and now is gonna play with one in NOLA

k3vin k., Monday, 9 July 2012 01:45 (twelve years ago) link

but yeah with dwight presumably on his way out the door, turning anderson into a good contract and a trade exception isn't a bad play

k3vin k., Monday, 9 July 2012 01:47 (twelve years ago) link

i'd rather have ryan anderson on whatever his extension is gonna be than jameer nelson for 3 years & 20m -- that's one of the worst contracts of the summer

J0rdan S., Monday, 9 July 2012 04:01 (twelve years ago) link

awwwwwww

https://twitter.com/MeyersLeonard11/status/222166976267698177

J0rdan S., Monday, 9 July 2012 05:19 (twelve years ago) link

To be fair, in Portland we leave those sorts of notes along with a tip to like our cab drivers.

Clay, Monday, 9 July 2012 06:07 (twelve years ago) link

you guys have cabs there?

J0rdan S., Monday, 9 July 2012 06:07 (twelve years ago) link

I used to drive one!

Clay, Monday, 9 July 2012 06:08 (twelve years ago) link

Just a tandem bike iirc?

n00bs on my damn chain (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Monday, 9 July 2012 06:09 (twelve years ago) link

And duh the pedicabs are pretty popular in the downtown and uptown areas. XP heh

Clay, Monday, 9 July 2012 06:09 (twelve years ago) link

@RicBucher
Source confirms IndyStar report: Pacers matching Por offer, keeping Hibbert.

polyphonic, Monday, 9 July 2012 19:25 (twelve years ago) link

yeah that's not that surprising

J0rdan S., Monday, 9 July 2012 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

According to sources the Nets would receive Howard, Jason Richardson, Chris Duhon and Earl Clark in the proposed deal. The Magic would get Brook Lopez in a sign-and-trade, Luke Walton, Damion James, Shelden Williams, Armon Johnson and three first-round picks -- two from the Nets and a lottery protected first from the Clippers. The Cavs would get Kris Humphries in a sign-and-trade, Quentin Richardson, Sundiata Gaines, a first round pick from the Nets and three million in cash. The Clippers would receive MarShon Brooks.

polyphonic, Monday, 9 July 2012 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

this is so stupid

J0rdan S., Monday, 9 July 2012 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

your haul for dwight howard is 3 non-lottery picks, brook lopez on a long term deal, luke walton, damion james, shelden williams and armon johonson? okay.

J0rdan S., Monday, 9 July 2012 20:26 (twelve years ago) link

in other news the knicks re-signed steve novak for four years for some reason

J0rdan S., Monday, 9 July 2012 20:26 (twelve years ago) link

this is so stupid

― J0rdan S., Monday, July 9, 2012 4:25 PM (1 minute ago)

yeah this looks bad for ORL

k3vin k., Monday, 9 July 2012 20:28 (twelve years ago) link

not that it will happen

k3vin k., Monday, 9 July 2012 20:28 (twelve years ago) link

luke walton taking his talents and bad back to orlando

johnathan lee riche$ (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 9 July 2012 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

it's amazing to me that Humphries is a signing that requires a first round pick. He's not a bad player!

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 9 July 2012 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

Jordan Schultz ‏@206Child
Source confirms #Knicks are on verge of acquiring Marcus Camby via sign-and-trade for Toney Douglas, Josh Harrelson, Dan Gadzuric, JJordan.

RIP jorts

J0rdan S., Monday, 9 July 2012 21:21 (twelve years ago) link

who is "j jordan"

J0rdan S., Monday, 9 July 2012 21:21 (twelve years ago) link

jerome jordan

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 9 July 2012 21:23 (twelve years ago) link

pretty good shotblocker

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 9 July 2012 21:23 (twelve years ago) link

Sean Highkin ‏@shighkinNBA
This team is Daryl Morey's 'Metal Machine Music.'

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 9 July 2012 21:25 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha

J0rdan S., Monday, 9 July 2012 21:26 (twelve years ago) link

What if someone made a team entirely out of trade fodder.

polyphonic, Monday, 9 July 2012 21:35 (twelve years ago) link

that's explicitly what morey is doing right now

J0rdan S., Monday, 9 July 2012 21:35 (twelve years ago) link

this one doesn't make sense though, unless they're getting a pick

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 9 July 2012 21:39 (twelve years ago) link

do the knicks have a pick?

J0rdan S., Monday, 9 July 2012 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

lol @shighkinNBA

am0n, Monday, 9 July 2012 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

they can technically trade their 2016 pick, i.e. the lower pick of the two in the denver-NY swap

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 9 July 2012 21:41 (twelve years ago) link

(this will be the 30th pick, since the nuggz are winning the 2016 title after going 64-18)

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 9 July 2012 21:42 (twelve years ago) link

is a sign-and-trade the only way for camby to get to NY?

J0rdan S., Monday, 9 July 2012 21:42 (twelve years ago) link

Their exceptions are tapped out I think

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 9 July 2012 21:48 (twelve years ago) link

NYK is prob. overpaying him too

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 9 July 2012 21:48 (twelve years ago) link

who knows what morey's up to anymore

J0rdan S., Monday, 9 July 2012 21:50 (twelve years ago) link

  • Love losing patience with woeful Wolves
KHAN!!!

am0n, Monday, 9 July 2012 21:52 (twelve years ago) link

Jason Quick ‏@jwquick
The Blazers' philosophy at C just changed with reported Indiana match. Olshey says development of Meyers Leonard this season now "paramount"

*gulp*

J0rdan S., Monday, 9 July 2012 21:53 (twelve years ago) link

haha

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 9 July 2012 21:57 (twelve years ago) link

*double gulp*

Clay, Monday, 9 July 2012 21:59 (twelve years ago) link

http://benjaminklassen.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/nervous-man.jpg

am0n, Monday, 9 July 2012 22:12 (twelve years ago) link

Chris Kamen, report to Rip City, STAT.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 9 July 2012 22:13 (twelve years ago) link

i like the idea that cleveland is getting in the dwight mix just to fuck with lebron

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Monday, 9 July 2012 22:16 (twelve years ago) link

ESPN taking "concoct controversy about Lebron" tactics to new lows, jesus christ skip even you can't believe this shit

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=8143670&categoryid=2378529

wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 9 July 2012 22:23 (twelve years ago) link

just realized that in this proposed four-team deal, the magic end up with the worst asset out of all four teams

how is that even possible?!

i refuse to believe that this is going down

J0rdan S., Monday, 9 July 2012 22:26 (twelve years ago) link

http://oi46.tinypic.com/2m6n1o1.jpg

am0n, Monday, 9 July 2012 22:29 (twelve years ago) link

so if Portland ties up $45 million in batum to win 35 games now they're insane.

Clay, Monday, 9 July 2012 22:31 (twelve years ago) link

skip bayless tries the Catholic in me even more than some of the worst dictators

k3vin k., Monday, 9 July 2012 22:34 (twelve years ago) link

i mean i know this is just the reaction they want but like honestly they are DEBATING WHETHER LEBRON SHOULD HAVE WISHED A TENNIS PLAYER GOOD LUCK VIA TWITTER

;lakdjsfnopg aisdjfg;osa god he's so infuriating

wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 9 July 2012 22:37 (twelve years ago) link

bron jinxed murray, should not have tweeted

lag∞n, Monday, 9 July 2012 23:06 (twelve years ago) link

I hope Murray murks him for it when he goes to London for the 'lympics.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 9 July 2012 23:08 (twelve years ago) link

ok the rockets got 2 first rounders, that's ok I guess

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 00:09 (twelve years ago) link

Two 2nd rounders

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 00:12 (twelve years ago) link

second rounders sorry

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 00:14 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxx4K6sY-as

someone sign this guy already

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 00:15 (twelve years ago) link

It's crazy that the Rockets have six non-guaranteed and one partially guaranteed deal - they can basically trade for someone making 7 million and the other team could take back nothing in salary in return.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 00:15 (twelve years ago) link

camby 3 years 13m

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 00:20 (twelve years ago) link

crazy year for FAs

Aimless, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 00:47 (twelve years ago) link

Did reeves nelson end up getting drafted or signed as a FA?

johnathan lee riche$ (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 03:51 (twelve years ago) link

not drafted, currently unsigned, doesn't look like he's on anybody's summer league team.

Clay, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 04:10 (twelve years ago) link

That Steve Novac deal is madness. We need to poll the best/worst FA signings after the smoke clears, cos gotdaaam.

n00bs on my damn chain (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 04:12 (twelve years ago) link

OTM

my initial thought when i saw that deal was "no way this entire deal is guaranteed" but i never looked to see what the particulars were

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 10 July 2012 04:13 (twelve years ago) link

it was really cool how the knicks re-signed two players that peaked for a month under the coach that their star player eventually forced out. just makes total sense, all of it.

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 10 July 2012 04:14 (twelve years ago) link

^ so true. lolknicks

n00bs on my damn chain (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 04:21 (twelve years ago) link

these crazy terrible signings are just so much worse and unforgivable considering the lockout ended six months ago.

Clay, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 04:26 (twelve years ago) link

otm, same ol same ol

n00bs on my damn chain (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 04:33 (twelve years ago) link

Seth Davis said a scout told him that Perry Jones' knees have "3-4 years" in them

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 05:54 (twelve years ago) link

I really don't get why teams are so stuck on giving Kris Humphries a one year deal. Why not a multi-year deal for less money per year? He's a solid role player at worst.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 05:55 (twelve years ago) link

too busy scoping out crappier players for bigger contracts atm.

n00bs on my damn chain (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 06:10 (twelve years ago) link

http://cjzero.com/gifs/IrvingWow2.gif

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 08:45 (twelve years ago) link

oh sorry didn't see the crossover thread, though we could just post these on every thread on ILX really

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 09:02 (twelve years ago) link

wow i was looking at those gifs being all kyrie is sick then i realized hes doing that against the olympic team holy shit

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 13:37 (twelve years ago) link

kobe, durant, harden, kobe

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 13:37 (twelve years ago) link

these crazy terrible signings are just so much worse and unforgivable considering the lockout ended six months ago.

― Clay, Tuesday, July 10, 2012 12:26 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm, same ol same ol

― n00bs on my damn chain (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Tuesday, July 10, 2012 12:33 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ya but the point of the lockout is that the players overall are now earning a lesser share of total basketball revenue than before, it doesnt matter how many contracts the owners dole out that number doesnt change, salaries arent actually expressed in dollars theyre in percentages of the players slice of the pie, like a contract thats said to be worth $10m could actually only be worth 9 once all the math is done

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 13:41 (twelve years ago) link

spurs resigned:

diaw 9/2
danny 12/3

(y) contracts

moullet, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 13:56 (twelve years ago) link

Stared at that 2nd Kyrie .gif for a few minutes. The spin reminds me a lot of Dwight Freeney's spin move:

I really don't get why teams are so stuck on giving Kris Humphries a one year deal. Why not a multi-year deal for less money per year? He's a solid role player at worst.

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, July 10, 2012 1:55 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This. Seems really undervalued right now.

*:? (CompuPost), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 14:05 (twelve years ago) link

well he was on that show

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 14:06 (twelve years ago) link

wow i was looking at those gifs being all kyrie is sick then i realized hes doing that against the olympic team holy shit

― lag∞n, Tuesday, July 10, 2012 9:37 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

lol i had this exact thought

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 10 July 2012 14:42 (twelve years ago) link

spurs resigned:

diaw 9/2
danny 12/3

(y) contracts

― moullet, Tuesday, July 10, 2012 8:56 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

p good deals imo, esp if diaw can get into shape (lol he won't but it's still decent)
if Danny can produce on the same trajectory, that deal might be a steal

from the desk of mr. and mrs. eazy and sheila e (m bison), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:49 (twelve years ago) link

spurs lock up timmy for 3 more

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:53 (twelve years ago) link

Spurs quietly lock their guys up for under the mid-level, maybe even under market value, and the Celtics pay 9 million a year for Jeff Green. *sigh*

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 15:55 (twelve years ago) link

^ its the "upside"

moullet, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:04 (twelve years ago) link

if i was a gm i would have 0 zero players w "upside"

by upside i mean television commercials & blog posts

moullet, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:05 (twelve years ago) link

The Orlando Magic have re-opened negotiations with teams other than the Brooklyn Nets for Dwight Howard, a league source told ESPN The Magazine's Ric Bucher.

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:54 (twelve years ago) link

shocker

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:54 (twelve years ago) link

look at us over here totally negotiating in good faith w/this team for its pile of poo r u watching other teams

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:55 (twelve years ago) link

i pray for dwight howard to fail allahu akbar

am0n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:58 (twelve years ago) link

nando de colo (what-a-name!) finally signed w the spurs

will prbably spend 1st year on austin toros tho

moullet, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

Howard doesn't have any kind of no-trade clause stuff in his lol one-year extension, does he? Comical how little Orlando looks like they'll get for him. Fuck everyone involved imo.

BTW, reports coming out that Indy is finally, *finally* signing heralded Natural Scorer / Advanced Stat Scrub OJ Mayo and resigning Fesenko and, for some reason, Barbosa.

*:? (CompuPost), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 17:13 (twelve years ago) link

Zach Lowe ‏@ZachLowe_SI
Reports: Magic find rolodex containing phone numbers to 29 other teams sitting in Otis Smith's old desk drawer.

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

I believe just Kobe and Dirk have no trade clauses.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

George_Hill3 INDIANA GEORGE HILL
Jus want to start by  the man upstairs for allowing me to  another ! Hope everyone has a blessed day. Impact someones life! #godisgood

am0n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

 another !

am0n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

Chad Ford ‏@chadfordinsider
Agreed if they put Horford on the table RT @johnhollinger: If Hawks are interested in winning Dwight sweepstakes, they really should win

hmmm

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 17:19 (twelve years ago) link

nando de colo (what-a-name!) finally signed w the spurs

will prbably spend 1st year on austin toros tho

― moullet, Tuesday, July 10, 2012 12:10 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rly? I know the spurs have a ton of guards, but he's older, lots of intl experience, seems like he'll make the team

from the desk of mr. and mrs. eazy and sheila e (m bison), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 17:34 (twelve years ago) link

i don't think international guys get brought over to play in the d league

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 10 July 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

can't wait to watch les spurs bleus this summer in london

from the desk of mr. and mrs. eazy and sheila e (m bison), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 17:36 (twelve years ago) link

more like nando de culo amirite

johnathan lee riche$ (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 18:06 (twelve years ago) link

http://oi49.tinypic.com/4qfoxv.jpg

am0n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 18:10 (twelve years ago) link

would be better than the nets deal

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 10 July 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

Hollinger's Analysis: +9 Wins

am0n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

rashard to the heat

lou williams to the hawks

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 10 July 2012 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

did rashard finally get bought out

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

i mean amnestied

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

he got bought out by the hornets after the ariza/okafor deal

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 10 July 2012 21:22 (twelve years ago) link

ah i didnt even realize he was in there, amazing how many times the worst contract in basketball can be traded (twice)

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 21:25 (twelve years ago) link

he could be kinda ok for the heat or w/e

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 21:26 (twelve years ago) link

At this point in his career, can Rashard do anything that James Jones couldn't do?

n00bs on my damn chain (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 21:28 (twelve years ago) link

he's def more athletic

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 10 July 2012 21:29 (twelve years ago) link

hes larger

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 21:29 (twelve years ago) link

i think 'play a diff position' is abt the whole list

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 21:30 (twelve years ago) link

Well those are kinda big, never thought of either as partic athletic though. Hey Rashard and Ray Ray back together!

n00bs on my damn chain (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 21:31 (twelve years ago) link

for a guy signing to the vet minimum you could do worse. he'll be a body in the regular season, he'll hit a few threes, then take a seat come the playoffs except for like 4-6 minutes a game.

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 10 July 2012 21:32 (twelve years ago) link

Sixers acquire Dorell Wright from Warriors for draft pick

polyphonic, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 21:59 (twelve years ago) link

dorell wright is pretty decent... the sixers needed a wing who could shoot the ball in the worst way

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 10 July 2012 22:00 (twelve years ago) link

Dorrell was pretty good yeah. Free up time for Harrison Barnes and still bring B Rush of the bench.

n00bs on my damn chain (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 22:01 (twelve years ago) link

Correction: GSWs are not getting future pick for DWright. The'rre getting a player Philly previously drafted, stashed overseas

polyphonic, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 22:20 (twelve years ago) link

Didn't the Sixers just sign Nick Young? Who's like Dorrell x 1.136% ?

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 22:47 (twelve years ago) link

well for one he's like 8 inches shorter

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 10 July 2012 22:48 (twelve years ago) link

Young is 6'7" and Wright 6'9"

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 22:49 (twelve years ago) link

nah they diff types of player, youngs a chucker and dorell is more of a corner three type

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 22:51 (twelve years ago) link

wait young is 6' 7"????????????????????

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 10 July 2012 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

for some reason i always thought he was a 6' 2" shooting guard -- here is where it's revealed that i studiously avoid watching nick young to preserve my own sanity

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 10 July 2012 22:53 (twelve years ago) link

but yeah lagoon's assessment is on point -- also there's not much downside to acquiring a cheap long range bomber for some rando euro project

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 10 July 2012 22:53 (twelve years ago) link

fair deal, i agree it was worth a flyer. But Young better be their primary floor spacer.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 22:59 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i think wright is too limited in other areas to play a significant role, but he's a nice piece. those guys can come in handy.

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 10 July 2012 23:00 (twelve years ago) link

"end of the quarter, stand in the corner"

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

rockets-lakers-magic cooking up a deal. I like Bynum to the Rockets a lot more than Howard.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 00:06 (twelve years ago) link

yeah see that's a fucking sensible outcome

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 July 2012 00:11 (twelve years ago) link

Especially since Bynum said he would look at Houston when he's a free agent next summer.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 00:13 (twelve years ago) link

howard is better tho

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 00:17 (twelve years ago) link

they should still trade pau tho too

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 July 2012 00:17 (twelve years ago) link

also i dont want dwight going to l.a.

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 00:17 (twelve years ago) link

yeah howard is obv better but from houston's perspective i think it's worth the trade off to acquire someone who is much more likely to re-sign with you

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 July 2012 00:17 (twelve years ago) link

even if the lakers get dwight i don't think they're better than the thunder or maybe even the spurs

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 July 2012 00:18 (twelve years ago) link

howard is v likely to resign w/them imho

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 00:18 (twelve years ago) link

if nash has a season at all like last year the lakers could be title contenders w/dwight, obvs theyre still have no bench but thatd be a p killer top 4

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 00:19 (twelve years ago) link

I never really bought the whole not wanting to play with Kobe thing, and now they have Steve Nash to smooth things out.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 00:20 (twelve years ago) link

one thing I really like about this trade for the rockets is that it's really on the lakers to cough up some picks to compensate for value, so the price for Houston might not be that huge at all

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 00:21 (twelve years ago) link

ya thats a good point

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 00:21 (twelve years ago) link

yeah it's a good top 4 on paper but they'd still have to go thru the same growing pains as any team that quickly assembles that much talent (heat, knicks, thunder even). the thunder & spurs are a huge hurdle too, much moreso than what the heat have to deal with in the east post-rose injury.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 July 2012 00:22 (twelve years ago) link

feel like people have forgotten just a lil bit how good dwight is

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 00:27 (twelve years ago) link

he was defensive player of the year like 100 times in a row iirc

Clay, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 00:28 (twelve years ago) link

hes also v good at offense

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 00:29 (twelve years ago) link

and rebounding

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 00:29 (twelve years ago) link

and being a mature adult

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 00:30 (twelve years ago) link

Lakers don't have any picks left to give do they? they've traded several first and second rounders already, right?

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 00:30 (twelve years ago) link

they would have to do something like 2 seconds and their 2017

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 00:31 (twelve years ago) link

or take on Hedo!

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 00:31 (twelve years ago) link

man I just looked at the Lakers' current roster.... They have some depth issues

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 00:34 (twelve years ago) link

yuuup

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 00:35 (twelve years ago) link

http://hoopshype.com/salaries/la_lakers.htm

sick depth, nice job Mitch

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 00:37 (twelve years ago) link

yikes

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 00:38 (twelve years ago) link

tbf tho the payroll for those 10 guys is only 80m dollars

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 00:41 (twelve years ago) link

reports saying the Lakers would take back Jason Richardson? How's that gonna happen?

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 00:44 (twelve years ago) link

lmao richardson has three more years on his deal

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 00:46 (twelve years ago) link

in the magic's mind Jason Richardson's 6m a year is a terrible albatross contract, but he's 31 years old and we've all seen what he does when he plays with Steve Nash...

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 00:47 (twelve years ago) link

sending mcbob and ebanks along would get them most of the way

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 00:47 (twelve years ago) link

then all theyve got to do is have their starters play all the minutes for the entire season

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 00:48 (twelve years ago) link

why did the magic give all that money to all those worthless over the hill small forwards year after year after year

Clay, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 00:48 (twelve years ago) link

It'll be fun watching the Lakers and Mavs fill out their rosters with d-leaguers

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 00:49 (twelve years ago) link

why did the magic give all that money to all those worthless over the hill small forwards year after year after year

― Clay, Tuesday, July 10, 2012 8:48 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark

otis smith!

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 July 2012 01:01 (twelve years ago) link

Success notwithstanding, I'd go out of my way to watch a Nash/Kobe/Howard/PauOrBynumOrBothSomehow/Artest Lakers team, which would be a whole lot of fun to watch on the court / follow off. On top of obvious Nash -> Howard alleyoops, you'll have Nash & Kobe Vet Mindmelds that will be fun X/0s fodder. That's a super-vet team that would be scary to line up against. Lakers/Spurs 2013 playoff series would be beautiful basketball.

*:? (CompuPost), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 01:11 (twelve years ago) link

Howard Beck ‏@HowardBeckNYT
Not a revelation, but worth noting: Dwight Howard would surely be a Net tomorrow, without complications, if he had just declined to opt in.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 July 2012 03:24 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/5rZ1Y.png

a proud day for fake marc stein

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 03:57 (twelve years ago) link

Mike Prada ‏@MikePradaSBN
MT @WojYahooNBA: Brook Lopez nears agreement on max contract with Nets.

ffs

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 03:59 (twelve years ago) link

him & fake woj kicking back, sipping cocktails, burning cash to light cigars

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 July 2012 03:59 (twelve years ago) link

Mike Prada ‏@MikePradaSBN
MT @WojYahooNBA: Brook Lopez nears agreement on max contract with Nets.

ffs

― lag∞n, Tuesday, July 10, 2012 11:59 PM (15 seconds ago) Bookmark

yeah do the nets know that free agency STARTS tomorrow?

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 July 2012 03:59 (twelve years ago) link

max for lopez is cuh-razy

Clay, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 04:05 (twelve years ago) link

max for a seven footer who averaged 6 reb a game his last full season super concept

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 04:06 (twelve years ago) link

Free agency is ON. 12:01 EST.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 04:08 (twelve years ago) link

don't forget that brook lopez is coming off a broken foot

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 July 2012 04:13 (twelve years ago) link

I hope they sign Brook tonight and then the Magic trade Dwight elsewhere.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 04:13 (twelve years ago) link

they actually just found a way to reduce Brook Lopez's value even more, nicely done

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 04:16 (twelve years ago) link

theyre prob just trying to force orlandos hand w/the brook talk

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 04:17 (twelve years ago) link

the dwight opt-in is one of the most mysterious moves in NBA history

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 July 2012 04:19 (twelve years ago) link

they guilt tripped him basically, he is a child

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 04:19 (twelve years ago) link

this is probably the most interesting offseason since, idk, the grant hill/tim duncan year? definitely the weirdest ever tho.

Clay, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 04:29 (twelve years ago) link

forgot that Lopez actually broke his foot twice last year

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 04:29 (twelve years ago) link

deron williams signed his contract on an ipad ban the nets

http://lockerz.com/s/223996151

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 July 2012 04:59 (twelve years ago) link

morey still on team yolo

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA
Rockets remain strongly engaged w/ Orlando in direct talks for Dwight Howard, sources tell Y! They've spent little time on 3-way scenarios.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 July 2012 05:06 (twelve years ago) link

@blazersedge With $98.75 million extension, Deron Williams can buy 197,895 iPads at $499 a piece (w/o tax)

Clay, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 05:13 (twelve years ago) link

DOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 July 2012 05:13 (twelve years ago) link

Blazers fans are so bored right now.

n00bs on my damn chain (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 06:08 (twelve years ago) link

lmao at howard beck tweet

moullet, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 12:01 (twelve years ago) link

important:

salary cap: 58M
luxury tax: 70M
progressive luxury tax: not ruling yet

moullet, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 12:03 (twelve years ago) link

@blazersedge With $98.75 million extension, Deron Williams can buy 197,895 iPads at $499 a piece (w/o tax)

― Clay, Wednesday, July 11, 2012 1:13 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

DOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, July 11, 2012 1:13 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha same

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 12:58 (twelve years ago) link

wow joel freeland signed

memphis paying 12 m to their bench-core (bayless/arthur/marreese)

moullet, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 13:34 (twelve years ago) link

Interesting stuff here:

New CBA death to 'Big 3' model?
By Larry Coon
ESPN Insider

The NBA emerged from its 161-day lockout with the promise of a new system in which all 30 teams, if managed well, could both turn a profit and compete for a championship. The league's new collective bargaining agreement and accompanying revenue-sharing system signaled a fundamental shift in the league's economy.
Under the new rules, revenue sharing pulls money from the big-market teams and gives it to the small-market ones, and teams with big payrolls will get an onerous luxury tax bill, the money from which is redistributed to teams that keep their payrolls in check. Taxpaying teams also will have less freedom to operate, with restricted access to many salary-cap mechanisms.
With these changes comes a fundamental re-thinking of the best way to build a franchise. The three-star system, long considered a template for building a winning team, has come under new scrutiny. As teams re-evaluate the way they do business, their decisions will determine how the balance of power will be distributed in the NBA during the next decade.

This shift in thinking is already apparent with the Dallas Mavericks. Fresh off winning the 2010-11 title, the team faced a difficult decision with the impending free agency of Tyson Chandler. The Mavs ultimately decided to let Chandler sign with the New York Knicks for four years and $55.4 million, rather than tie up a similar amount of their own cap dollars. Mavs owner Mark Cuban explained the difficulty of the decision to a packed room at this year's Sloan Sports Analytics conference in Boston.
"Tyson was critical," he said. "I'd say his value was just as strong in the locker room as it was on the court. There was no question his importance to us last year, and that was a key component."
And while Chandler's absence was not the only reason for it, the team went from NBA champion in 2011 to being swept by the Oklahoma City Thunder in the first round of the playoffs in 2012.
But Cuban also understood the long-term consequences.
"You've got to understand that with the new CBA, there's a whole new set of rules," he continued. "Because of the new set of rules, there's going to be a different market for pricing players. And when there's a different market for pricing players, you've got to introduce a different methodology for building a team."
The old methodology, featuring teams with multiple star players surrounded by a lower-paid but effective supporting cast, has been the standard template for decades. In 2010-11, seven of the 30 teams had three players making $12 million or more each, and those teams won an average of 43.4 games in the lockout-shortened 66-game season. By comparison, teams with two players earning at least $12 million won an average of 28.7 games; those with one won an average of 33.2 games; and those without any players making $12 million or more won an average of 26.6 games.
The outlier here is the Thunder, who made the finals with just one player (Kevin Durant) earning more than $12 million. However, as the rookie contracts of Russell Westbrook, Serge Ibaka and James Harden are replaced with expensive extensions, the Thunder soon will join the ranks of their brethren.

A new era?

Though the NBA announced late Tuesday night that the salary cap will remain the same as it was in 2011-12, the luxury tax will become much more punitive beginning in 2012-13. Under previous collective bargaining agreements, teams paid one dollar for each dollar they went over the tax line.
Those salad days are just about over. Starting next season, the rate goes up to $1.50 for each dollar, and that's just for the first $5 million. The rate goes up to $1.75 per dollar for the $5 million after that, and increases again with each $5 million -- to $2.50, $3.25, and beyond. For repeat taxpayers -- teams paying the tax in at least three of the four previous seasons -- the tax rate will double beginning in 2015. The potential effects are staggering. For example, the Orlando Magic were $20.1 million over the tax line in 2010-11, consequently paying $20.1 million in tax. But in 2013-14, being $20.1 million over the tax line will lead to a tax bill of more than $65 million, on top of a potential revenue-sharing payment if the team is in a big market. If such a team is a repeat taxpayer, then the tax bill doubles to $130 million. That's enough to give even the richest teams pause.

Several new restrictions will make it even harder for taxpaying teams to maneuver. In addition to the financial penalties from the luxury tax, taxpaying teams (technically teams more than $4 million over the tax line) get a smaller mid-level exception (about $3 million this season, instead of the $5 million that goes to non-taxpaying teams), no access to the bi-annual exception, greater restrictions on the salaries they can receive in a trade, and starting in 2013-14, no ability to receive a player in a sign-and-trade transaction. Teams with three stars, such as the Miami Heat, will find it difficult to add complementary players (even though Ray Allen just agreed to sign with the Heat for the team's $3 million mid-level exception).
In summary, there will be less money available for the teams that were used to spending it, and less flexibility for the teams that continue to spend.

Death of the 'Big 3'?

So moving forward, will the three-star system continue to be the best way to build a winning team? Cuban doesn't think so.
"You can't just use the same approach that you used in the past," he said. "In the past I could fix any mistake just by spending more money. Now, it's not just spending more money -- it's spending a lot more money. But not only that, there are also restrictions on how you can add players."
In 2011-12, the seven teams with three players making $12 million or more spent an average of 80.4 percent of the salary cap on their three stars, an average of 66.4 percent of their room under the luxury-tax threshold. When the new rules take full effect in two years, the likely result will be a re-pricing of complementary players.
"A player who might have been a $12 million or $14 million player this year or [the year] before, might be a $6 million or $7 million player," Cuban said. "So you can have one star, and three really good players, and you can package all those guys together to build a winning team. You still maybe leave yourself some flexibility knowing that if someone gets hurt, you still have your full mid-level [with which] to add."
The teams that will be poised to take advantage of the coming market shift are leaving their options open now. Teams like the Mavericks, Magic and Atlanta Hawks are shedding salaries, looking to rebuild while staying nimble. On the opposite end of the spectrum, teams like the Brooklyn Nets and Houston Rockets appear poised to add multiple expensive players, perhaps locking themselves into a salary structure that no longer makes sense.
Teams like the Heat, Chicago Bulls and Memphis Grizzlies are already locked in to expensive players for several years, and the Thunder might be joining them soon. They could eventually find themselves in a crisis -- hit with an enormous luxury tax bill and unable to make significant changes, because they are committed to players they can no longer afford, and who are too expensive to trade.
The Knicks, on the other hand, are the most enigmatic team in the league. They are committed to Chandler, Amare Stoudemire and Carmelo Anthony through 2014-15, and may be the one team in the NBA that doesn't care about the amount it is paying in luxury tax. The Knicks already have shown their willingness to add additional expensive players to surround their big three when given the opportunity, and may be poised to take advantage of the coming economic shift by snatching up expensive cast-offs from other teams.
In the end, the league may look fundamentally different three years from now. "Basically, there's only been one system," Cuban said, referring to the new agreement. "There's been little nuances and changes [in previous agreements], but this is night-and-day different.

Moreno, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 17:30 (twelve years ago) link

thinking the owners throwing 20 mil at Landry fields are rly not ready for the nu world order of this CBA

duobting tuomas (m bison), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 17:36 (twelve years ago) link

man there's some bad ball in the d-league

kim english looks pretty good tho

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 July 2012 17:36 (twelve years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA
Brooklyn's fully guaranteed the first 4 years, $58M of a max deal offer for Brook Lopez, sources tell Y! Sides still discussing 5th year.

congrats, nets fans!

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 July 2012 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

That essay's perspective makes the mad dollars being paid out for free agents this summer even more daft.

Aimless, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 17:42 (twelve years ago) link

with rookie scale contracts being what they are, i think their value has to have improved given that you can find rotation quality players for cheap and you can fill out your roster with young players who might develop into someone worth throwing major change at

duobting tuomas (m bison), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 17:44 (twelve years ago) link

Also sounds like mega billionaires willing to pay the tax - like the nets owner - will have less competition

Moreno, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 17:51 (twelve years ago) link

cole aldrich is incredibly bad

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 July 2012 17:53 (twelve years ago) link

Are you guys watching summer league? Seriously? the most useless indicator of actual skill ever.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 17:54 (twelve years ago) link

detroit has half of its nba rotation playing in a summer league vs OKC's scrubs & is losing by 13 points

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 July 2012 17:55 (twelve years ago) link

you can tell pretty easily if someone has no business being on an NBA floor

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 July 2012 17:55 (twelve years ago) link

but you also get snowed by breakouts like Gerald Green.

I think you can judge whether they are athletic enough, but that's about it. And some guys ball IQ overcomes ability deficits, and that will rarely, if ever, show in the pick up game style of summer league.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 17:57 (twelve years ago) link

I tried watching a bit of OKC/Boston a few days ago, but the play was so sloppy and careless.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 17:57 (twelve years ago) link

That essay's perspective makes the mad dollars being paid out for free agents this summer even more daft.

― Aimless, Wednesday, July 11, 2012 1:42 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ya srsly good piece some teams prob wont come to grips w/reality until they start having to pay those tax bills

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

Marc Stein ‏@ESPNSteinLine
Source close to process says Portland & Charlotte have indeed told Brook Lopez they're ready to sign him today to four-year max offer sheet

STOP THE MADNESS

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 July 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

neil oshy really wants himself a center

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 July 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

its ridiculous because he already has a v good center

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link

cole aldrich just got the ball in the post, traveled, shot the ball off the side of the backboard

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 July 2012 18:10 (twelve years ago) link

was neil oshy the one that signed deandre jordan to a $45m deal? i'm becoming to have some suspicions about him.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 July 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

Gerald Green, IIRC, just had some memorable dunks in summer league. He's a bad example anyway, since he always had major NBA talent and fulfilled it last year.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 18:20 (twelve years ago) link

Knight looks pretty awful huh?

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 18:21 (twelve years ago) link

Gerald Green became an average player on a hideously bad team. Your idea of major talent fulfilled is different than mine.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 18:21 (twelve years ago) link

Best example of summer league fraud: tskitishvili

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 18:22 (twelve years ago) link

Was Tskita good in summer league? I can't even remember what he looks like.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 18:24 (twelve years ago) link

Bellanellyball lit the summer league up too. I thought dude was gonna average like 67 points a game for the Warriors.

n00bs on my damn chain (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

I remember Marco lighting it up.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 18:27 (twelve years ago) link

Skita crushed in summer league like three straight years, it was hilarious

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

Knight looks pretty awful huh?

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, July 11, 2012 2:21 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

yes. but then again i'm willing to give some of the PGs a pass on account of everyone else being terrible.

kyle singler also looking rather lost

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 July 2012 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

Philly trade for Dorell Wright is expanding to include Hornets, who have agreed to send Jarrett Jack to Warriors

polyphonic, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 19:11 (twelve years ago) link

dwight to the nets is officially dead (at least until the season starts)

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:00 (twelve years ago) link

It is simply amazing to me how many point guards have been drafted, developed and discarded by the Blazers across the decades, who then go on to have long, but low-wattage, NBA careers, often involving three to five subsequent teams, as they are traded around as throw-ins. The Blazer organization seems to have an uncanny knack for scouting NBA pg adequacy.

Aimless, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:03 (twelve years ago) link

orlando's gm is saying howard trade talks are not done

haha this is so great

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

just trade him plz already

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:45 (twelve years ago) link

except not to brooklyn or l.a.

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:45 (twelve years ago) link

and try not to get ripped off

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:46 (twelve years ago) link

why not brooklyn

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:46 (twelve years ago) link

i think it would be hilarious

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:46 (twelve years ago) link

deron, joey joe johnson, dwight, a bunch of d-league scrubs and a russian billionaire

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:47 (twelve years ago) link

mainly because i dont want to see dwight traded for spare parts

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:47 (twelve years ago) link

youre forgetting gerald wallace, it would be a v good team

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:48 (twelve years ago) link

and im actually not against the concept of brooklyn having a good team, i just dont think they deserve dwight

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:49 (twelve years ago) link

i want to see him go to houston tbqh

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:49 (twelve years ago) link

oh ok

i think orlando deserves whatever junk they get for not stepping up and dealing him this year and also for coddling him by firing stan van

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:49 (twelve years ago) link

yeah poor morey wheelin and dealin for two summers straight with jack shit to show for it

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:50 (twelve years ago) link

also i dont want dwight to get what he wants because hes been a huge giant baby abt the whole thing

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:51 (twelve years ago) link

is the Dwight wants out of orlando scenario the lengthiest trade soap opera in modern nba history? I don't remember anything else lasting multiple seasons like this.

Clay, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

Small quibble w/ that article Moreno posted, but isn't it kind of a false premise that having three stars on a team has really been "long considered a template for building a winning team"? Not about to start LexisNexising "Big Three," but it seems like that "template" basically sprang up with '10 Heat, no? Plus, even though I think Cuban is probably ahead of the curve w/r/t owners dealing w/ the new CBA regulations, but I'll die thinking that not resigning Tyson Chandler was a really bad decision. Still seems like Cuban over-thought himself out of that signing, idk, especially considering all the $$ people are still having to throw around to lock up players. Maybe it'll stop once the new luxury taxes kick in and 95% of owners are gonna ;_;

dwight to the nets is officially dead (at least until the season starts)

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, July 11, 2012 4:00 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

loooooooooooooool still fuck all involved. Wonder, over the past two years, what the best offer Orlando received for Howard was.

*:? (CompuPost), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:04 (twelve years ago) link

Cuban clearly cut Chandler loose to try to make his own big three (Dirk, Deron, Dwight)

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

I dunno, Chandler got a lot of dang money from the Knicks. I think Dallas letting him go was correct.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:25 (twelve years ago) link

Their whole roster is a bunch of old dudes who get paid a lot.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:26 (twelve years ago) link

Oh god - looks like Caveman to Dallas.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:27 (twelve years ago) link

@WojYahooNBA
Brook Lopez is still weighing a Charlotte offer sheet against the Nets 4-year max offer, with partial guarantees in 5th year, sources say.

It would be hilarious to me if he just said "fuck y'all I'm going to CHARLOTTE"

polyphonic, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:28 (twelve years ago) link

@MensHumor
Chicks are like the Dallas Mavericks, once you get the ring, you just stop trying.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:29 (twelve years ago) link

@MensHumor

Clay, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:31 (twelve years ago) link

sigh, MensHumor still exists?

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:31 (twelve years ago) link

don't you guys like humor for men.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:32 (twelve years ago) link

xposts, Right, but still think that keeping your championship team intact > freeing up cap space for certain players more than a year in advance seems kind of ridic, esp. if you don't have some secret wink from the player that he'd definitely sign w/ your team. Still think if Mavs had offered the same deal as the Knicks, it would've been a good deal (esp. considering, if memory serves, Dallas offered him an insane 1-year contract for like 19m). But w/e, that's an argument from two years ago I guess we don't need to rehash. And plenty of worse decisions happening right now to think about.

*:? (CompuPost), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:45 (twelve years ago) link

Brook Lopez and Kevin Love get the same contract

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:46 (twelve years ago) link

god, there's talk of NYK matching the Fields deal

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:48 (twelve years ago) link

Well, if any team can afford the luxury tax it's the Knicks.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:53 (twelve years ago) link

I'll never understand the Chandler non-signing either. I think there's more to the story than what we know.

frogbs, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:57 (twelve years ago) link

pretty sure burying the team with years of terrible long-term contracts for mediocre players who wouldn't really help the team improve because they could afford the luxury tax was the signature move of another gm the Knicks had a few years back

Clay, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:58 (twelve years ago) link

Heh, on a related note, not signing Chandler opened up space a few years later for 1-yr/$8m Chris Kaman deal! Plus:

Chris Kaman
‏@ChrisKaman

I do love Texas guns laws tho! Pretty excited......

*:? (CompuPost), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

the nets will be spending about 77 million on these 4 guys in 2015

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 22:37 (twelve years ago) link

The Trail Blazers and Timberwolves are discussing a deal that would bring Portland free-agent forward Nicolas Batum to Minnesota in exchange for two future first-round draft picks and a veteran small forward acquired from a third team, a league source told ESPN The Magazine's Ric Bucher.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

thumbs up, I guess.

Clay, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 23:02 (twelve years ago) link

y'all want james jones? very veteran, very forward.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 July 2012 23:02 (twelve years ago) link

neil oshy is being weird. doesn't seem like he really knows what direction to be going in. signing roy hibbert to a max offer sheet, allegedly offering one to brook lopez, but then trading probably his second best player for two future first picks.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 July 2012 23:03 (twelve years ago) link

not that i would necessarily pay batum that much money

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 July 2012 23:04 (twelve years ago) link

david kahn is also a mad person

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 July 2012 23:04 (twelve years ago) link

I jus don't want a pissed off batum for $11mil/year, getting a couple first rounders seems like about the value Portland could expect at this stage. XP

Clay, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 23:05 (twelve years ago) link

from what I understand the lopez max offer was another team's smokescreen or something. Olshey has said it was hibbert or save the money for 2013.

Clay, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 23:06 (twelve years ago) link

no it's a good move in a vacuum. they just seem to be in a weird place in general.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 July 2012 23:06 (twelve years ago) link

Tim MacMahon ‏@espn_macmahon
Coming on @ESPNDallas -- Source says Mavs will use amnesty clause on Brendan Haywood.

RIP bruh

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 July 2012 23:09 (twelve years ago) link

kaman is signing there

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 July 2012 23:09 (twelve years ago) link

2 first rounders for the right to wildly overpay Batum

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 23:13 (twelve years ago) link

the batum situation has just been a weird clusterfuck. I don't think they anticipated anybody throwing that kind of money at him so they didn't have a plan b set up for his departure. (also the gm has been around for two weeks so some blindsiding is expected, maybe the team should've hired a gm at some point. The past year, idk)

Clay, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 23:14 (twelve years ago) link

Rubio, Love, Batum, The Corpse of Brandn Roy, I'll be checking out this weirdass Minnesota team for sure, whatever happens.

Clay, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 23:15 (twelve years ago) link

don't forget pek!

k3vin k., Wednesday, 11 July 2012 23:22 (twelve years ago) link

the batum situation has just been a weird clusterfuck. I don't think they anticipated anybody throwing that kind of money at him so they didn't have a plan b set up for his departure. (also the gm has been around for two weeks so some blindsiding is expected, maybe the team should've hired a gm at some point. The past year, idk)

― Clay, Wednesday, July 11, 2012 7:14 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Was reading about it vis-à-vis their offer to Hibbert, and I read in a few different places that a lot of the blame falls on Batum's agent, who I guess represents a few other French/Int'l players? I think the criticism was basically that the agent might've spurred Batum's comments on when, instead, he should've told Batum to stfu. Then again, I guess a few teams are peeved @ Portland's front office for the way they've gone after RFAs, so I guess there's enough blame for every1.

*:? (CompuPost), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 23:23 (twelve years ago) link

http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusnbaexperts/Nash171112.jpg

sorry it's huge and so sad and strange

Clay, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 23:56 (twelve years ago) link

I am having serious cognitive dissonance

dayo, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 23:56 (twelve years ago) link

like that's a 'shop right? got to be a 'shop. no way that's real.

dayo, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 23:56 (twelve years ago) link

god, so sad

k3vin k., Thursday, 12 July 2012 00:08 (twelve years ago) link

Some coldhearted shit, Clay.

*:? (CompuPost), Thursday, 12 July 2012 00:15 (twelve years ago) link

sorry I did 9/11 to ilh everybody

Clay, Thursday, 12 July 2012 00:23 (twelve years ago) link

well the collison trade is a great move by the Mavs, gotta admit

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 July 2012 00:33 (twelve years ago) link

Jason Quick: Why hasn't MIN made an offer to Batum? Olshey quipped: "It's called the Wrath of Kahn.'' about 40 minutes ago

haha what is going on

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 July 2012 00:34 (twelve years ago) link

I'm getting the sense that Olshey is a weird dude.

Blazers GM Neil Olshey on Nicolas Batum's desire to play in Minny: "I guess he's into mosquito bites and frost bite."

Clay, Thursday, 12 July 2012 00:47 (twelve years ago) link

Olshey going for an IRL flameout.

*:? (CompuPost), Thursday, 12 July 2012 00:55 (twelve years ago) link

ha, he also referred to Internet journalism as "a fad".

Clay, Thursday, 12 July 2012 00:59 (twelve years ago) link

Dallas team:
Colison/Vince/Marion/Dirk/Kaman & Beaubois/Delonte/Dhantay/Brand off the bench

ultra spooky, first no playoffs season since... 99-00!

moullet, Thursday, 12 July 2012 01:37 (twelve years ago) link

if dirk is dirking, they might sneak in as an 8 seed

duobting tuomas (m bison), Thursday, 12 July 2012 01:38 (twelve years ago) link

w brand, Karan, and dirk, that is a slowwww frontcourt
Vince and Marion, too, woof

duobting tuomas (m bison), Thursday, 12 July 2012 01:39 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/3YRaj.jpg

Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 12 July 2012 01:52 (twelve years ago) link

i bet mavs make the playoffs. cuban will do something ham.

J0rdan S., Thursday, 12 July 2012 01:58 (twelve years ago) link

granted dahntay jones is kinda terrible and derron collison wasn't a perfect fit there, but did the pacers really need to trade both of them to get a player slightly better than lou admunson?

J0rdan S., Thursday, 12 July 2012 01:59 (twelve years ago) link

i like that mavs team slightly better than the rest of you guys. you forgot brandan wright, too.

J0rdan S., Thursday, 12 July 2012 01:59 (twelve years ago) link

also now that the wolves have excised beasley, i give them my seal of approval as a watchable team

J0rdan S., Thursday, 12 July 2012 02:01 (twelve years ago) link

Howard Beck ‏@HowardBeckNYT
Nets couldn't match this. RT @MikeWellsNBA Pacers r expected to offer Gerald Green a 3-yr, $10 million contract

J0rdan S., Thursday, 12 July 2012 02:03 (twelve years ago) link

i completely do not get this pacers/mavs trade

Clay, Thursday, 12 July 2012 02:05 (twelve years ago) link

I don't get why they do it before they figure out if the can get Augustin from Charlotte. After that is done this doesn't seem bad.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 12 July 2012 02:06 (twelve years ago) link

is augustin even better than collison?

J0rdan S., Thursday, 12 July 2012 02:10 (twelve years ago) link

oh go Nash in lakers gold my eyes what is happening

looks like when you randomly see a computer team make a trade in nba 2k

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Thursday, 12 July 2012 02:17 (twelve years ago) link

ok wtf is Dallas doing seriously Cuban

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Thursday, 12 July 2012 02:19 (twelve years ago) link

and btw we now live in the world of brook Lopez, Max contract

PROKHOROV

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Thursday, 12 July 2012 02:19 (twelve years ago) link

it makes no sense that Brook Lopez makes 50% more than Bargnani.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 July 2012 02:22 (twelve years ago) link

it makes no sense that he makes more than anyone! hes awful and doesnt rebound. id take flyers on five rookies & castoffs & d-league types each and every year for a quarter of the price and eventually you'll hit the jackpot

at least where jackpot is defined as >6 reb per game

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Thursday, 12 July 2012 02:25 (twelve years ago) link

it's stupid because, okay, being able to score 20 points a game in the post IS a valuable skill. and lopez has size! like, maybe he'll rebound better one day, idk. BUT the nets already have joe johnson & derron williams! you don't need to be paying max money to a center to put up 15/5 from you who will get ravaged by any competent small lineup.

J0rdan S., Thursday, 12 July 2012 02:28 (twelve years ago) link

I guess I forget that he CAN score 20 but who cares, he's made of glass

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Thursday, 12 July 2012 02:29 (twelve years ago) link

he just doesn't really seem to fit with the team. he's completely immobile... he has okay range so he can pick & pop but it doesn't exactly seem like the type of big man you'd want to pair with deron williams.

J0rdan S., Thursday, 12 July 2012 02:30 (twelve years ago) link

i'm not even joking, they should flip that contract to the knicks for amare and just roll the dice.

J0rdan S., Thursday, 12 July 2012 02:31 (twelve years ago) link

yeah also as u pointed out we are fully in a new smallball era

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Thursday, 12 July 2012 02:31 (twelve years ago) link

ya he doesnt seem like the type of big man you'd want in 2012

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 02:34 (twelve years ago) link

he'd be pretty good in like 1955

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 July 2012 02:41 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha

J0rdan S., Thursday, 12 July 2012 02:41 (twelve years ago) link

dominant 1955 nba center brook lopez

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 02:42 (twelve years ago) link

is augustin even better than collison?

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, July 11, 2012 10:10 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i don't know what the fuck is going on anymore but any gd day of the week i can answer NO to this question

call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 July 2012 02:47 (twelve years ago) link

collison wasnt really a good fit in indy, too much of a scorer, which is like every player on their team, they need a distributor

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 02:49 (twelve years ago) link

i think that's right, i really like collison as someones backup pg

call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 July 2012 02:50 (twelve years ago) link

collison would be an all star if he could arrange for norris cole to guard him every game

J0rdan S., Thursday, 12 July 2012 02:54 (twelve years ago) link

norris cole an exciting young player for the miami heat who was blocked by his coach in practice

lag∞n, Thursday, 12 July 2012 02:56 (twelve years ago) link

haha

J0rdan S., Thursday, 12 July 2012 03:02 (twelve years ago) link

Can't really find a rational angle on this trade. Figured Darren and Dahntay, esp. Darren, would be traded this off-season, but not getting a whole lot back for them. Both are really good players, too-- Collison carried the Pacers at times through some wins, and Dahntay had his moments and just kind of constantly stepped-up to opposing players, the kind of attitude the Pacers are cultivating. Sad to see them both head out -- esp. considering the return -- and I bet they'll both do well in Dallas. I think Collison is really undervalued and, depending on the Mavs' rotation, could put up some impressive numbers in Dallas.

Who knows w/ Green. Pacers' bench is looking pretty weird now; will be happy to see where it's at when the dust settles. A little bummed tho, since Mahinmi and Green will challenge Fes and Lance for their spots, and we really need to develop those dudes. W/e, ain't mad, decent signings, decent offseason, etc.

Not really sure about the DJ Augustin stuff tho. Not too sure why you'd ship out Collison to bring in Augustin.

*:? (CompuPost), Thursday, 12 July 2012 04:51 (twelve years ago) link

apparently the rockets might amnesty scola in order to take on enough salary to make the dwight trade work

J0rdan S., Thursday, 12 July 2012 04:57 (twelve years ago) link

Scola could fit on a lot of teams.

n00bs on my damn chain (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 12 July 2012 04:58 (twelve years ago) link

how does that work? is he functionally waived?

Clay, Thursday, 12 July 2012 05:05 (twelve years ago) link

They still have to pay him his salary but it doesn't count against their cap. iirc any team that is under the cap can sign him for whatever amount and the previous team has to pay the difference.

n00bs on my damn chain (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 12 July 2012 05:19 (twelve years ago) link

I like Scola for the Sixers

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 July 2012 07:26 (twelve years ago) link

(theoretically)

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 July 2012 07:26 (twelve years ago) link

Wolves to amnesty Darko so they can sign Batum.

Hard to believe that Darko didn't work out for the Wolves, smh

polyphonic, Thursday, 12 July 2012 17:05 (twelve years ago) link

If Scola is amnestied he cant just sign anywhere tho - they have that weird bidding process on amnestied players that I dont quite understand 100%

johnathan lee riche$ (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 12 July 2012 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

under the cap teams can bid on amnestied players. They bid on what amount they want to pay per year remaining on the contract. Winning bidder covers that amount, and the amnestying team covers the difference. If no teams bid, they player becomes an unrestricted free agent and can sign wherever he chooses, except returning the team that amnestied him.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 12 July 2012 17:22 (twelve years ago) link

Also as with any other waived player, another team may place a waiver claim in order to acquire the player before he clears waivers. But amnesty is different from the normal waiver process in that it allows teams to make either a full or partial waiver claim. When a team makes a full waiver claim it acquires the player, assumes his full contract, and pays all remaining salary obligations (and the waiving team has no further salary obligation to the player). Full waiver claims have precedence over partial waiver claims -- if one team makes a full waiver claim and another makes a partial waiver claim, the team making the full waiver claim is awarded the player. If multiple teams make full waiver claims, the player is awarded to the team with the worst record.

A partial waiver claim is a bid for a single dollar amount. If no team makes a full waiver claim, the player is awarded to the team submitting the highest bid in a partial waiver claim. If multiple teams bid the same amount, the player is awarded to the team with the worst record. When a team is awarded a player via a partial waiver claim, it pays the following portion of the player's salary:

* The amount of their bid, spread pro rata across all remaining guaranteed years of the player's contract
* All non-base compensation, such as bonuses
* 100% of the player's salary in non-guaranteed seasons

The waiving team continues to pay the remainder of the player's salary -- any portion that is not paid by the claiming team. For example, the New York Knicks amnestied Chauncey Billups in 2011 with one year remaining on his contract for $14.2 million. The Los Angeles Clippers submitted the only bid, for $2,000,032. The Clippers paid Billups the amount of their bid, with the Knicks responsible for the remaining $12,199,968. This system (plus the rules for minimum bids, as described below) helps ensure that the waiving team doesn't have to pay the player more than they would have paid had they waived their player without amnesty.

The minimum bid for a partial waiver claim is whichever of the following is larger:

* The sum of the player's minimum salary for all remaining years of his contract, except for completely non-guaranteed seasons (seasons with 0% salary protection) which are ignored for this purpose.
* The sum of all non-guaranteed salary in partially-guaranteed seasons.

For example, if a 10+ year veteran is amnestied in 2012 with three years remaining on his contract at $10 million each season, and his salary is guaranteed 100% in 2012-13, 60% in 2013-14, and 0% in 2014-15, then the minimum bid for a partial waiver claim is $4 million -- the unprotected amount in the partly-protected 2013-14 season, which is larger than the sum of the minimum salaries for the 2012-13 and 2013-14 seasons. Since the 2014-15 season is completely unprotected, it is ignored when determining the minimum bid amount.

If instead the above player's salary was 100% guaranteed in all three seasons, the minimum bid amount would be $4,200,178 -- the sum of the minimum salaries for a 10+ year veteran for those three seasons.

In order to submit a bid for a partial waiver claim, the bidding team must have cap room equivalent to the portion of their bid that would be charged to team salary in that season, plus the amount of any likely bonuses (see question number 72) for that season. If necessary, teams can create this cap room by waiving non-guaranteed players, but not by making trades. The team must make the cap room available immediately upon being awarded the amnesty claim.

An amnestied player's Bird clock does not reset when he is awarded to the team with the winning bid. In addition, for the purpose of the non-Bird or Early Bird exception (see question number 25) his prior salary is considered to be his full salary prior to being amnestied. For example, Chauncey Billups was amnestied prior to the 2011-12 season with one season remaining for $14.2 million, and claimed by the LA Clippers for just over $2 million. He becomes a non-Bird free agent at the end of the 2011-12 season with the Clippers eligible to offer up to 120% of $14.2 million, or $17.04 million.

The waiving team may not re-sign or re-acquire the player for the length of his contract (which includes seasons following an ETO, but does not include seasons following an option), and the claiming team is prohibited from trading the player until the following July 1.

polyphonic, Thursday, 12 July 2012 17:29 (twelve years ago) link

^^ and it's just that simple!

Aimless, Thursday, 12 July 2012 18:24 (twelve years ago) link

haaaaa session signed w cha hahahahahah

moullet, Thursday, 12 July 2012 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

the player turnover of the David Kahn era is stupefying: Hollins, Darko, Sessions, Beasley, Randolph, Flynn, Webster (soon), Johnson (soon). Quite the batting average.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

morey's really cutting the break line

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA
Houston has decided to use the amnesty provision on Luis Scola and will likely file with NBA on Friday, league sources tell Y! Sports.

J0rdan S., Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:24 (twelve years ago) link

I don't get what Morey is even thinking on this. Like, oh, once Dwight sees what it's like to play with a bunch of rookies and scrubs he will DEFINITELY want to re-sign here.

polyphonic, Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:26 (twelve years ago) link

I'm praying for a miracle that Scola will sign with the spurs

duobting tuomas (m bison), Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:26 (twelve years ago) link

like he'll just say, fuck it I'm paid, I wanna contend for a title and play with Manu

duobting tuomas (m bison), Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:27 (twelve years ago) link

I realize this is a v stupid thing

duobting tuomas (m bison), Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:27 (twelve years ago) link

I don't get what Morey is even thinking on this. Like, oh, once Dwight sees what it's like to play with a bunch of rookies and scrubs he will DEFINITELY want to re-sign here.

― polyphonic, Thursday, July 12, 2012 6:26 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

he's banking on dwight not turning down the extra year + tens of millions of dollars that houston could offer him over a FA team

J0rdan S., Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:30 (twelve years ago) link

I don't get what Morey is even thinking on this. Like, oh, once Dwight sees what it's like to play with a bunch of rookies and scrubs he will DEFINITELY want to re-sign here.

― polyphonic, Thursday, July 12, 2012 10:26 PM (59 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Luis looked really bad last year. I would be willing to wager one of Houston's young PFs (especially Royce) is better than Scola this year. And I highly doubt Dwight would ever be persuaded by a crafty Argentinian guy who can't jump.

Houston's roster is way more talented than people realize.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:31 (twelve years ago) link

that's what ppl say every fucking year and then they win 44 games and miss the playoffs again

duobting tuomas (m bison), Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:32 (twelve years ago) link

ah but every year people think they'll win way fewer than 44 games.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

scola is a good amnesty cuz teams will prob have to a put a decent bid in for him thus saving the rockets some money. unlike haywood who's gonna end up playing for the minimum or slightly above the minimum.

J0rdan S., Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

People are doing it again, projecting them to be one of the league's worst. I don't see it. xp

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

Luis looked really bad last year. I would be willing to wager one of Houston's young PFs (especially Royce) is better than Scola this year. And I highly doubt Dwight would ever be persuaded by a crafty Argentinian guy who can't jump.

I'm not talking about Luis though. Get rid of Luis, I don't care. He would be a good fit with Howard but it isn't the end of the world. I'm talking about the overall strategy of gutting your team.

Houston's roster is way more talented than people realize.

I don't see it.

polyphonic, Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:34 (twelve years ago) link

next year is mostly immaterial to houston, as long as they get dwight. if they gut their cap space & get dwight, then they can start making major moves & attracting major talent knowing they have dwight.

they're basically just trying to make the same gamble that new jersey did.

J0rdan S., Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:37 (twelve years ago) link

essentially they're saying "we can offer you way more money than any other team, plus you're gonna help us get this guy and that guy and that guy" etc

the CBA encourages teams to do this

J0rdan S., Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:38 (twelve years ago) link

If they were gutting the team they wouldn't have signed Asik to an offer sheet. I don't like not matching Goran, but Lowry is overrated and they got great value for him.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:38 (twelve years ago) link

Lowry is overrated and they got great value for him.

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, July 12, 2012 6:38 PM (11 seconds ago) Bookmark

"great" is probably overstating it

J0rdan S., Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:39 (twelve years ago) link

yeah ok

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:39 (twelve years ago) link

not saying Houston is bad, but as my h-town friends can attest, the "don't count out the rockets!" stories are a perennial fixture

duobting tuomas (m bison), Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:41 (twelve years ago) link

If they were gutting the team they wouldn't have signed Asik to an offer sheet.

Asik would be a very expensive backup for Howard.

polyphonic, Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:41 (twelve years ago) link

like IF they get Dwight or Bynum, do you really think the team would suck? Sure they'd need a PG, but this isn't impossible to find.

SG: Martin/Lamb
SF: Parsons/White
PF: White/Patterson/Leuer
C:Dwight or Bynum/Leuer

I could see that team looking very promising to Dwight and not "gutted" in any way.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:42 (twelve years ago) link

is that team any better than the magic of 2009? and it's in the west which is top to bottom more competitive than the east

duobting tuomas (m bison), Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:43 (twelve years ago) link

yeah ok

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, July 12, 2012 6:39 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

they're gonna get a low lottery pick. that's hardly great value.

J0rdan S., Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:43 (twelve years ago) link

I have never counted out the Rockets. I think Morey will always be able to cobble together a 44-win team out of spare parts. But I don't see what about this team would make Dwight want to stay once he's a free agent. I don't think the better contract will be enough. If anything he might force a sign-and-trade to a team he actually wants to play for.

polyphonic, Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:44 (twelve years ago) link

is that team any better than the magic of 2009?

― duobting tuomas (m bison), Thursday, July 12, 2012 10:43 PM (7 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

probably not better than the team that made the finals, no. the 2009-10 magic were really bad apart from Dwight though, I think it's debatable.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:45 (twelve years ago) link

it's just really weird to me how people are like "Morey's acquisitions are so overrated" and then they turn around and say "how can he gut the team that we consider so overrated!"

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:46 (twelve years ago) link

like Kyle Lowry is cool and all, but most of that coolness comes from the fact that they got him for Rafer Alston. He's still a guy who shoots 42-33 for his career.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:48 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think the better contract will be enough.

the nets were worse during deron's time there than the rockets will ever be, dwight or not. if they got dwight they'd almost certainly at least make the playoffs.

but again i don't even think that matters. the CBA encourages teams to dare players to turn down a year of guaranteed money and tens of millions of dollars. i'll be shocked the first time a player does. expecting dwight to just wave his hand at $20 million is the same faulty logic that led people to seriously speculate where westbrook and blake griffin were going to play next.

J0rdan S., Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:48 (twelve years ago) link

like Kyle Lowry is cool and all, but most of that coolness comes from the fact that they got him for Rafer Alston. He's still a guy who shoots 42-33 for his career.

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, July 12, 2012 6:48 PM (9 seconds ago) Bookmark

i'm not kneeling at the altar of kyle lowry, but the raptors are gonna be decent next season and barring some real lottery magic the pick that houston gets is gonna be right in the same terrance jones/jeremy lamb/marcus morris range of players that they've picked in the last few seasons. it's not that great of value.

J0rdan S., Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:50 (twelve years ago) link

the nets were worse during deron's time there than the rockets will ever be, dwight or not. if they got dwight they'd almost certainly at least make the playoffs.

but again i don't even think that matters. the CBA encourages teams to dare players to turn down a year of guaranteed money and tens of millions of dollars. i'll be shocked the first time a player does. expecting dwight to just wave his hand at $20 million is the same faulty logic that led people to seriously speculate where westbrook and blake griffin were going to play next.

― J0rdan S., Thursday, July 12, 2012 10:48 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also there's the houston strip club factor. Don't underestimate it.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:51 (twelve years ago) link

i mean i don't think it was a bad trade or anything. but it wasn't some slam dunk win for the rockets.

J0rdan S., Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:51 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think either of those "quotes" is my position or has been my position.

polyphonic, Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:51 (twelve years ago) link

The big sell is more money and no state tax. Make more keep more.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA
Once Houston amnesties Scola, Rockets will be able to absorb 2nd max deal next summer in addition to Howard now. Gives them chance for CP3.

this is what i'm talking about. if houston can get dwight, the team he plays on in 12-13 is immaterial. they'll be selling him on guaranteed money and the "we can engineer a super team!" promise. they're just ripping a page right from new jersey's playbook.

J0rdan S., Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

& the nets would've pulled it off seamlessly had dwight not stupidly signed away his opt out or if they had not traded their #6 pick to the trail blazers for no reason.

J0rdan S., Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:54 (twelve years ago) link

I definitely agree that 12-13 is a throwaway year for the Rockets. But I'm not sure what they'd be offering is better than what the Clippers already have. Getting Paul isn't automatic.

polyphonic, Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:55 (twelve years ago) link

I have never counted out the Rockets. I think Morey will always be able to cobble together a 44-win team out of spare parts. But I don't see what about this team would make Dwight want to stay once he's a free agent. I don't think the better contract will be enough. If anything he might force a sign-and-trade to a team he actually wants to play for.

― polyphonic, Thursday, July 12, 2012 10:44 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Goran, Lowry and Scola would not have made him stay either. Much more likely that one of the "rookies and scrubs" will do it IMO.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:56 (twelve years ago) link

I definitely agree that 12-13 is a throwaway year for the Rockets. But I'm not sure what they'd be offering is better than what the Clippers already have. Getting Paul isn't automatic.

― polyphonic, Thursday, July 12, 2012 6:55 PM (15 seconds ago) Bookmark

no it's not. in fact paul will probably re-sign with the clippers for the precise reason dwight will end up signing a long term deal w/ whoever trades for him. the superteam dream is really mostly just a dream. i think it was 12 months ago that everyone had the mavs starring deron, dirk & dwight as the 12-13 champions. but when you have that much cap space and the wherewithal to acquire talent, you can make things happen. even if it's not acquiring cp3 as well.

J0rdan S., Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:57 (twelve years ago) link

I wonder what would have happened for Dallas if Dwight hadn't had his bizarre opt-in.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 July 2012 23:00 (twelve years ago) link

the nets are out. the lakers can't make a free agent signing.

if the rockets trade for dwight, where's he gonna go? he's gonna leave tens of millions on the table to go sign with the hawks? the blazers?

J0rdan S., Thursday, 12 July 2012 23:00 (twelve years ago) link

Dwight leaves Rockets, says he would have stayed if they'd kept Goran Dragic

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 July 2012 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

if i was houston i'd like my chances up against dallas & atlanta. those are the only two reasonable FA suitors for dwight at this point.

J0rdan S., Thursday, 12 July 2012 23:02 (twelve years ago) link

Im here to vouch for the houston strip club factor - THERE'S NO RULES

johnathan lee riche$ (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 12 July 2012 23:02 (twelve years ago) link

Kendall Gill at the summer league looking legit like he's 28 years old

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 12 July 2012 23:13 (twelve years ago) link

Alex Kennedy ‏@AlexKennedyNBA
As @EricPincus pointed out, the Rockets' official Twitter account just followed Dwight Howard, Jason Richardson, Glen Davis and Chris Duhon.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 13 July 2012 03:42 (twelve years ago) link

ahahahaha

lag∞n, Friday, 13 July 2012 03:43 (twelve years ago) link

what if morely mans the rockets twitter

lag∞n, Friday, 13 July 2012 03:48 (twelve years ago) link

now the Nets are offering Humphries 24m over 3 years after trying to dump him with a one year deal a week ago

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 13 July 2012 03:52 (twelve years ago) link

nets r weird

lag∞n, Friday, 13 July 2012 03:54 (twelve years ago) link

would have mad respect for him taking less money with someone else out of spite

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 13 July 2012 03:59 (twelve years ago) link

Scola hurt his knee tonight

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 13 July 2012 06:09 (twelve years ago) link

Feel like I might have to eat boiled leather boots for loling@Morey upthread. Still don't think Houston can pull off a trade for Howard -- he seems pretty steadfast in his ability to dissuade trades to places he doesn't want to be sent -- but atm Houston seems like a pretty good / best bet. Although best bet sounds like a total rehash of last season's shitmess. The worse part of me wants Orlando to rehire SVG / let Howard ride the bench / tank season-long for a good draft pick.

okay, so is Dwight gonna end up in LA or not

frogbs, Friday, 13 July 2012 15:22 (twelve years ago) link

― ❀ the cult of ➥upside➥wingspan➥personal growth gurus➥FA charlatans

moullet, Friday, 13 July 2012 15:23 (twelve years ago) link

ha

lag∞n, Friday, 13 July 2012 15:31 (twelve years ago) link

well, denver clever

if javale signs 50/5, they will save 2 million a year (nene scenario)
also: younger player

moullet, Friday, 13 July 2012 17:27 (twelve years ago) link

id like javale to stay in denver seems like a good sitch for him

lag∞n, Friday, 13 July 2012 17:29 (twelve years ago) link

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/8162534/houston-rockets-reconstruct-trade-proposal-orlando-magic-center-dwight-howard

Houston officials, though, remain steadfast in their belief that, even if the Bulls decline to match on Asik, they'll be able to absorb at least three of the four aforementioned Magic role players: Richardson, Davis, Duhon and Turkoglu. Sources say the Rockets would have to send Kevin Martin, Patrick Patterson, Marcus Morris and Chandler Parsons to the Magic from their current roster to make the salary-cap math work, as well the draft rights to Jeremy Lamb, Royce White and Terrence Jones, all selected in last month's first round.

The Rockets, in addition, would have to waive a handful of players with nonguaranteed contracts (Shaun Livingston, Courtney Fortson, Josh Harrellson, Jerome Jordan, Jon Leuer, Diamon Simpson and Greg Smith) to clear sufficient cap space. But Houston, sources say, is also offering multiple first-round picks to the Magic, including a potential lottery pick acquired this week from Toronto in the Kyle Lowry deal. Future picks are known to hold great appeal to new Magic general manager Rob Hennigan, and no team in the recent running for Howard -- Brooklyn and the Los Angeles Lakers are the other two top suitors -- has a first-rounder of that caliber to send to Orlando.

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Wait, so they would be sending Martin, Patterson, Morris, Parsons, Lamb, White, and Jones, AND first rounders? And waiving a bunch of guys? Crazy!

polyphonic, Friday, 13 July 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

seems like they should be able to get it done, no?

J0rdan S., Friday, 13 July 2012 19:06 (twelve years ago) link

Ugh if McGee goes 50/5, will be bummed that Indy's hand was forced to offer Hibbert a max deal. IF WE JUST HAD MORE TIME TO WAIT IT OUT. Think Indy would've been a great landing spot, esp. at that price.

id like javale to stay in denver seems like a good sitch for him

― lag∞n, Friday, July 13, 2012 1:29 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Eh, I guess? For some reason I still can't believe that the Nugs were 38-28 last year and have some vets on their team who care enough to keep Javale in line. It's just, whenever I look at Nugs' roster, it scans like a bunch of random trade fodder. Guess I just have trouble seeing who the leaders of the team are?

Also, sounds like McGee wants more than $10m per year, so let the fun begin.

Xpost beginning to look like the Herschel Walker trade or something.

FWIW the best rockets beat writer says they aren't offering that much

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 13 July 2012 19:14 (twelve years ago) link

I hope not! I wonder how much of the big salaries they'd take back would be on the books for the following year?

polyphonic, Friday, 13 July 2012 19:15 (twelve years ago) link

itd be cool if they got to keep some of their players

lag∞n, Friday, 13 July 2012 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

they should just trade teams imo, Houston magic, Orlando rockets

duobting tuomas (m bison), Friday, 13 July 2012 19:17 (twelve years ago) link

houston magic has a nice ring to it

J0rdan S., Friday, 13 July 2012 19:19 (twelve years ago) link

kyle korver to ATL

danny ferry doing work

J0rdan S., Friday, 13 July 2012 19:22 (twelve years ago) link

I doubt Morey is dealing Royce White, that guy is like Morey catnip

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 13 July 2012 19:22 (twelve years ago) link

i doubt he's trading 8 players

J0rdan S., Friday, 13 July 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

i doubt the magic even want that many players back

J0rdan S., Friday, 13 July 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

they should just trade teams imo, Houston magic, Orlando rockets

― duobting tuomas (m bison), Friday, July 13, 2012 3:17 PM (52 minutes ago)

yeah seriously, i guess this is just to set up for next year as a FA landing spot?

k3vin k., Friday, 13 July 2012 20:12 (twelve years ago) link

bulls offseason D-

moullet, Friday, 13 July 2012 20:40 (twelve years ago) link

Mavs get Brand

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 13 July 2012 21:07 (twelve years ago) link

$2m not bad

lag∞n, Friday, 13 July 2012 21:14 (twelve years ago) link

I can't wrap my head around this: Pending a passed physical, the Chicago Bulls have traded Kyle Korver to the Atlanta Hawks via the Minnesota Timberwolves in a move that saves them $500,000 and nets what is expected to be either a second-round pick and traded player exception or a player with a small contract from the Timberwolves.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 13 July 2012 21:18 (twelve years ago) link

I guess the Wolves are trading a 2nd rounder for a Traded Player Exception?

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 13 July 2012 21:20 (twelve years ago) link

Austin Rivers is being groomed strictly to play point guard for the Hornets.
“I think now it’s his time to grow,” Hornets assistant coach James Barrego said. “We’re putting the ball in his hands. … Our future’s really bright, and hopefully Austin’s that guy that can take that point guard position and run with it.”

smh

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 13 July 2012 21:36 (twelve years ago) link

good luck usa

lag∞n, Friday, 13 July 2012 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

Joan Nielsen: Kahn emphasizing they have obligation to offer Batum though Blazers will match. Not worried about other FAs signing w teams in next 48 hours now

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 13 July 2012 22:41 (twelve years ago) link

Motiejunas looks fantastic

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 13 July 2012 22:55 (twelve years ago) link

Terrence Ross looks amazing too

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 13 July 2012 23:04 (twelve years ago) link

Combined salaries of Melo, Amar'e, Chandler & Lin in 2014-15: $77.3 million.

lol, 140m in taxes

moullet, Friday, 13 July 2012 23:24 (twelve years ago) link

CSNNW.com immediately got in touch with Kahn after the teleconference and he explained that Batum did sign the offer sheet on Thursday, but since Minnesota had no cap space at the time, the league ruled the offer sheet invalid and Batum must sign it again.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 13 July 2012 23:56 (twelve years ago) link

we just found out why Motiejunas hasn't been included in the Rockets' offers

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 14 July 2012 00:07 (twelve years ago) link

vesely just fouled out in a summer league game

moullet, Saturday, 14 July 2012 00:20 (twelve years ago) link

Oden did too, right? I feel like it happens every other year

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 14 July 2012 00:23 (twelve years ago) link

You get like 10 fouls in summer league too

Clay, Saturday, 14 July 2012 00:42 (twelve years ago) link

god Klay Thompson is good

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 14 July 2012 00:46 (twelve years ago) link

the great thing about summer league is chumps like andrew goudelock are the most experienced players on the floor, so they get to pretend to be kobe and chuck up terrible shots

k3vin k., Saturday, 14 July 2012 01:01 (twelve years ago) link

MKG going ham

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 14 July 2012 02:52 (twelve years ago) link

Fredette looks like he should be playing in Macedonia

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 14 July 2012 03:00 (twelve years ago) link

MKG looks pretty great

k3vin k., Saturday, 14 July 2012 04:08 (twelve years ago) link

http://blog.mysanantonio.com/spursnation/2012/07/13/spurs-leonard-quietly-holds-own-vs-team-usa/

so excited to see kawhi next season

duobting tuomas (m bison), Saturday, 14 July 2012 04:45 (twelve years ago) link

plz let me homer for a bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrf4bl0Ze9g&feature=g-all-u

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 14 July 2012 05:08 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i was really impressed with klay thomspon last year when i saw him towards the end of the season

J0rdan S., Saturday, 14 July 2012 06:38 (twelve years ago) link

in fairness montejunas should be shitting on the d league tho right?

J0rdan S., Saturday, 14 July 2012 06:40 (twelve years ago) link

unfair. pro vs kids

moullet, Saturday, 14 July 2012 10:45 (twelve years ago) link

Jonathan Feigen ‏@Jonathan_Feigen
Rockets FedExed offer sheet to Knicks offices in NY, but league said GM Glen Grunwald must receive it himself. Clock to match at standstill.

Jonathan Feigen ‏@Jonathan_Feigen
Rockets had a courier knocking on doors at hotel, call room. Could not get someone to accept offer sheet yesterday.

Jonathan Feigen ‏@Jonathan_Feigen
Rockets so far unable to hand deliver Lin offer sheet. Knicks refused to accept at team hotel. Glen Grunwald not at practice yest, gm today.

lag∞n, Saturday, 14 July 2012 20:34 (twelve years ago) link

Seth Rosenthal ‏@seth_rosenthal
Glen Grunwald will match Jeremy Lin's offer sheet once you find his secret hiding spot!

lag∞n, Saturday, 14 July 2012 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

Mike Prada ‏@MikePradaSBN
Face facts, Knicks: you are Jeremy Lin's father, and you must pay his child support

lag∞n, Saturday, 14 July 2012 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

lol Knicks

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 14 July 2012 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

my vegas day 1 rankings y'all

1. Motiejunas
2. Thompson
3. Ross
4. Barnes
5. Lamb

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 14 July 2012 20:41 (twelve years ago) link

Because of his difficult first and last name for foreigners, Motiejūnas was called D-Mo by Kevin McHale at the first Houston Rockets press conference.

ty wikipedia

lag∞n, Saturday, 14 July 2012 20:43 (twelve years ago) link

this Knicks summer league team is serious riff raff

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 14 July 2012 20:47 (twelve years ago) link

knicks officialy mad

moullet, Saturday, 14 July 2012 20:56 (twelve years ago) link

Rumor of Darko to the Celtics. How can we make the KG & Darko era happen?

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 15 July 2012 00:24 (twelve years ago) link

was this posted

https://twitter.com/SteveNash/status/223962653574438912

Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 15 July 2012 00:54 (twelve years ago) link

The Rockets had called and asked where they could deliver the offer sheet but were told that information would not be shared. By Friday evening, a courier called the hotel room of a Knicks official but did not get an answer. Roughly 30 minutes later, a front desk clerk reached him but was told the Knicks were not taking deliveries and that he would not come to the front desk to pick up a package.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 15 July 2012 00:58 (twelve years ago) link

Rockets are still searching for Grunwald

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 15 July 2012 01:00 (twelve years ago) link

can we even prove that glen grunwald is a real person?

call all destroyer, Sunday, 15 July 2012 01:02 (twelve years ago) link

it's absolutely not possible, but it would be hilarious if this was all because the Knicks were bluffing and don't want to match

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 15 July 2012 01:04 (twelve years ago) link

Frank Isola: As Knicks wait for Jeremy Lin offer sheet they have had talks with (cheaper alternative) Raymond Felton. The plot thickens 1 minute ago

ok wtf

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 15 July 2012 01:09 (twelve years ago) link

was this posted

https://twitter.com/SteveNash/status/223962653574438912

― Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Saturday, July 14, 2012 8:54 PM (14 minutes ago)

lol

k3vin k., Sunday, 15 July 2012 01:10 (twelve years ago) link

omg morey wins ???

moullet, Sunday, 15 July 2012 01:19 (twelve years ago) link

Marc J. Spears: Knicks close to obtaining point guard Raymond Felton in sign and trade with Blazers, source tells Y! Sports. 2 minutes ago

!!!!!!!!!

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 15 July 2012 01:21 (twelve years ago) link

loooool is carmelo making decisions in NY

moullet, Sunday, 15 July 2012 01:21 (twelve years ago) link

Frank Isola: TV reporter in South Carolina has Felton saying Knicks deal with Lin is off.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 15 July 2012 01:24 (twelve years ago) link

it's absolutely not possible, but it would be hilarious if this was all because the Knicks were bluffing and don't want to match

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, July 15, 2012 1:04 AM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 15 July 2012 01:28 (twelve years ago) link

http://t.co/CEv1Rpoc

Pretty good article re: batum and why portland might retain him b/c Paul Allen is paranoid. Shines a bit of light on the crazy institutional dysfunction afflicting the blazers.

Clay, Sunday, 15 July 2012 01:36 (twelve years ago) link

also fucking lol at the knicks talk about institutional dysfunction.

Clay, Sunday, 15 July 2012 01:37 (twelve years ago) link

oh no

Kyrie Irving's hand is in a cast. He most likely broke a bone during practice, according to sources.

moullet, Sunday, 15 July 2012 02:05 (twelve years ago) link

Marc Stein ‏@ESPNSteinLine
This league

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 15 July 2012 02:19 (twelve years ago) link

Who was it who said that the Knicks would match "up to a billion dollars" for Lin?

polyphonic, Sunday, 15 July 2012 02:34 (twelve years ago) link

an anonymous source who is really glad he's anonymous

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 15 July 2012 02:43 (twelve years ago) link

Frank Isola ‏@FisolaNYDN
The Knicks have acquired Raymond Felton and Kurt Thomas from Portland for Jared Jeffries and Dan Gadzuric, sources tell the Daily News

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 15 July 2012 02:49 (twelve years ago) link

man I forgot the Knicks signed Prigioni too. I guess it's a done deal now.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 15 July 2012 03:05 (twelve years ago) link

best wishes to raymond felton and the new york knicks

Clay, Sunday, 15 July 2012 03:18 (twelve years ago) link

Ray Felton! omg, as a portland fan I had already had dismissed him entirely from my mind as having no possible bearing on the blazers future. Getting anything for him atm seems like pennies from heaven.

Aimless, Sunday, 15 July 2012 03:20 (twelve years ago) link

this is surreal

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 15 July 2012 03:21 (twelve years ago) link

Knicks trying to duck an offer sheet then being like oh shit, well let's just get Felton I guess

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 15 July 2012 03:22 (twelve years ago) link

i wonder what kind of contract they're giving him

Clay, Sunday, 15 July 2012 03:22 (twelve years ago) link

3 years 10m

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 15 July 2012 03:23 (twelve years ago) link

money well spent

Clay, Sunday, 15 July 2012 03:26 (twelve years ago) link

was this posted

https://twitter.com/SteveNash/status/223962653574438912

― Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Saturday, July 14, 2012 8:54 PM (14 minutes ago)

lol

― k3vin k., Saturday, July 14, 2012 9:10 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

awesome

lag∞n, Sunday, 15 July 2012 03:26 (twelve years ago) link

this is surreal

― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, July 14, 2012 11:21 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Knicks trying to duck an offer sheet then being like oh shit, well let's just get Felton I guess

― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, July 14, 2012 11:22 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah...

it's sad almost, like i'm ok with the idea of the knicks being a good team, but they are so fucked

Al S. Burr! (k3vin k.), Sunday, 15 July 2012 03:33 (twelve years ago) link

Felton deal now being reported as 4/18m

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 15 July 2012 04:06 (twelve years ago) link

can we even prove that glen grunwald is a real person?

― call all destroyer, Saturday, July 14, 2012 9:02 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i swear to fuckin' god it's jim dolan making a goofy voice on the phone

call all destroyer, Sunday, 15 July 2012 04:07 (twelve years ago) link

Felton deal now being reported as 4/18m

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, July 15, 2012 12:06 AM (27 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

man image what he couldve gotten if he shot over 40% last season

lag∞n, Sunday, 15 July 2012 04:07 (twelve years ago) link

does houston still have room for dwight if they sign lin?

Clay, Sunday, 15 July 2012 04:08 (twelve years ago) link

the issue isn't room for dwight, it's room for the junk contracts they want to send out (Hedo, JRich)

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 15 July 2012 04:15 (twelve years ago) link

just eyeballing it, they only have like 35m committed with Lin.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 15 July 2012 04:19 (twelve years ago) link

I wonder if they waived Scola because they got word that maybe the Knicks were having second thoughts on Lin

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 15 July 2012 04:24 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i meant room for the dwight deal, not room for dwight specifically.

Clay, Sunday, 15 July 2012 04:26 (twelve years ago) link

lotta dumb people saying that the Rockets must be "worried" about Lin and Asik deals not being matched. I'm pretty sure they didn't sign them both just to troll Reinsdorf and Dolan.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 15 July 2012 04:28 (twelve years ago) link

looking into jared jefferies, i see he flew out to germany a couple weeks ago and got that kobe

Clay, Sunday, 15 July 2012 04:37 (twelve years ago) link

Peter Vecsey: Give little jimmy Dolan credit for creating reason to raise Knicks' ticket prices: 41 Old Timer games is sheer genius! 3 minutes ago

Pete is funny sometimes

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 15 July 2012 04:47 (twelve years ago) link

hold on the knicks really extended ray felton for four years?

J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 July 2012 08:25 (twelve years ago) link

lotta dumb people saying that the Rockets must be "worried" about Lin and Asik deals not being matched. I'm pretty sure they didn't sign them both just to troll Reinsdorf and Dolan.

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, July 15, 2012 1:28 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

smh @ those people, they just

http://i.imgur.com/ARBHl.gif

moullet, Sunday, 15 July 2012 11:59 (twelve years ago) link

my friend was saying felton is "much better" than lin, who's a " expensive fairy tale"

moullet, Sunday, 15 July 2012 12:00 (twelve years ago) link

felton: 7 seasons, one and a half good seasons (last year at charlotte, half year under d'antoni)
worst season of his career: last season

good luck NY

moullet, Sunday, 15 July 2012 12:04 (twelve years ago) link

i swear to fuckin' god it's jim dolan making a goofy voice on the phone

― call all destroyer, Sunday, July 15, 2012 12:07 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark

lmao

dayo, Sunday, 15 July 2012 13:16 (twelve years ago) link

Melo on Lin saga: "It's not up to me. It's up to the organization to say that they want to match that ridiculous contract."

ok this is at least off track

moullet, Sunday, 15 July 2012 16:49 (twelve years ago) link

i think that's being way overblown. at least out of context is just reads to me as melo saying that the structure of the contract is insane (which it is), not that lin doesn't deserve the money.

J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 July 2012 16:51 (twelve years ago) link

@jodyrosen
OUT: choirboy fan favorite 23-y.o. point guard. IN: Wife-battering, DWI car-totalling senior citizen point guard.

polyphonic, Sunday, 15 July 2012 17:20 (twelve years ago) link

Ray took out a full page ad in the Globe thanking Boston fans:

http://www.boston.com/sports/basketball/celtics/extras/celtics_blog/2012/07/ray_allen_thank.html

I'm still bummed he's bot going to retire a Celtic.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 15 July 2012 18:24 (twelve years ago) link

Carmelo piped in it might be good for Jeremy to come off bench behind Kidd. “If (Lin) comes off the bench, playing behind a guy like Jason Kidd, playing under a guy and learning from Kidd, he should take advantage of this opportunity —just having JKidd on our team,’’ Anthony said.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 15 July 2012 21:37 (twelve years ago) link

haha melo h8s lin

lag∞n, Sunday, 15 July 2012 21:38 (twelve years ago) link

Scola's the best. Here's a series of tweets today talking about Houston:

Luis Scola ‏@LScola4
Well, its finally official and my days in Houston are over. It came down a little different that I thought it was going to be, but (more)

It won't change all the great memories I have, you guys make me feel at home for 5 years and I won't never forget that. Thanks to all

Now I'm a Sun, let's see what I can do for them :) I'm very excited.

Special thanks to the Houston Rockets organization, you make my dream come true and I will never forget that neither.

Now its time to change my twitter picture...

EZ Snappin, Monday, 16 July 2012 01:11 (twelve years ago) link

aw

call all destroyer, Monday, 16 July 2012 01:18 (twelve years ago) link

In <3 w/ Scola's Spanglish'd double-negatives. Good pick up (didn't see the contract #s tho).

I'm guessing the minimum they could bid - a bit over 3 million per year for 3 years, and I think there might be a partial buyout for a 4th season. Honestly can't remember whether there is a fourth year.

I remember reading that whomever won the bid would be paying a minimun of 10 million or so.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 16 July 2012 01:30 (twelve years ago) link

Wow, great pick-up. Just about the best-valued pick-up of the whole off-season.

The length of contract is the only concern. But at such a cheap price it's totally worth a flyer.

Brand at 2 million is a comparable steal.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 16 July 2012 01:40 (twelve years ago) link

Brand is a totally decent pick-up, esp. now that he's morphing into a later-career role player.

For whatever reason I've never been very high on Brand. He's got pretty strong career numbers, but man has he helmed some awful teams. Can anyone gopher down the all-time losing player stats (bball-ref.com doesn't seem to have that as an option)?

C/P'd Win/Loss:

Bulls
17 65
15 67
21 61
Clips
39 43
27 55
28 54
37 45
47 35
40 42
23 59
76ers
41 41
27 55
41 41
35 31

nagl

to be fair to dude, in his prime he was the best player on maybe the best preCP3 clips teams and was on the bulls during the post jordan era in which the bulls were trying to not win to amass lotto picks

duobting tuomas (m bison), Monday, 16 July 2012 02:25 (twelve years ago) link

Splitting time with Kidd actually would've been very good for Lin, so I'm bummed that isn't happening. The best parts of Kidd's game are the worst parts of Lin's.

polyphonic, Monday, 16 July 2012 02:40 (twelve years ago) link

brand was great pre injury

lag∞n, Monday, 16 July 2012 03:33 (twelve years ago) link

<3 scola

J0rdan S., Monday, 16 July 2012 03:35 (twelve years ago) link

most losses from 2000-2001 til 2010-2011 (so its obv tilted towards vets that came in the league around then)

Antawn Jamison - 484
Jamal Crawford - 469
Andre Miller - 451
Corey Maggette - 429
Earl Watson - 422
Ricky Davis - 418
Elton Brand - 415
Al Harrington - 410
Quentin Richardson - 406
Mike Miller - 403

Clay, Monday, 16 July 2012 03:36 (twelve years ago) link

lotta ghosts of bad contracts past on that list

duobting tuomas (m bison), Monday, 16 July 2012 03:57 (twelve years ago) link

damian lillard's first summer league action: 25, 3 and 4, looked excellent in the second half. it's summer league so whatev, but promising nonetheless.

meyers leonard had a double double and 7 fouls.

watched most of the game and austin rivers sure thinks he's young kobe. he scored 14 points on 13 shots.

Clay, Monday, 16 July 2012 04:54 (twelve years ago) link

Rivers looks absolutely terrible. Slow, one-dimensional.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 16 July 2012 07:22 (twelve years ago) link

he was very bad and not too keen on passing the ball. just terrible wild driving flashes to the hoop ruling in turnovers or awkward missed shots.

Clay, Monday, 16 July 2012 07:32 (twelve years ago) link

shocker

lag∞n, Monday, 16 July 2012 13:24 (twelve years ago) link

point guard!

J0rdan S., Monday, 16 July 2012 13:25 (twelve years ago) link

twitter seems to v much enjoy bradley beals performance so far

lag∞n, Monday, 16 July 2012 13:33 (twelve years ago) link

epic mixed sports metaphor--1 full paragraph about jeremy lin that talks only about football with no references to basketball:

People who believe Lin to be a fluke, a figment of Mike D'Antoni's imagination, forever default back to that game in Miami before the All-Star break, when an exhausted Lin looked hopelessly lost. But that night was merely a case of a rookie quarterback running up against a fiercely determined defense. Lin is bound to become a better quarterback for that experience, not a weaker one.

call all destroyer, Monday, 16 July 2012 13:37 (twelve years ago) link

Ha, I think the metaphor is fine, but I totally held up on the a figment of Mike D'Antoni's imagination when I read that piece this morning. Couldn't figure out why he was a figment of D'A's imagination specifically. The phrase makes enough sense not to harp on it once you realize that it's because Lin fit into D'Antoni's offense well (I guess?), but still.

yeah the metaphor is not a problem per se i just lol at seeing exclusively football references in a paragraph about a basketball player

call all destroyer, Monday, 16 July 2012 16:24 (twelve years ago) link

The Trail Blazers reportedly want Nicolas Batum to be in Portland for a physical in the next few days, another indication that they will match the Timberwolves' four year, $46.5 million offer sheet.
Blazers GM Neil Olshey spoke on Sunday about the current scarcity of starting SFs, and it seems Portland will match despite some misgivings. The contract also includes a 15 percent "trade kicker" which bumps up his salary if he's dealt anywhere -- for all of the opprobium directed at Batum's agent, Bouna Ndiaye, he's secured a pretty sweet deal for his client.

moullet, Monday, 16 July 2012 21:42 (twelve years ago) link

f that

Clay, Monday, 16 July 2012 21:48 (twelve years ago) link

@Jarrettjack03
Whole foods be having some weird looking people in here.

polyphonic, Monday, 16 July 2012 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

otm

dayo, Monday, 16 July 2012 21:53 (twelve years ago) link

Thomas Robinson currently 8-29 in summer league play

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 16 July 2012 23:22 (twelve years ago) link

that is not good

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 17 July 2012 00:36 (twelve years ago) link

was watching replay of hornets-blazers... though leonard looked okay. no offensive game to speak of but looked pretty good in other areas.

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 17 July 2012 00:36 (twelve years ago) link

he looks really raw but promising. also seems to be having a lot of fun which honestly is pretty important!

Clay, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 00:38 (twelve years ago) link

Leonard is pretty robotic, but he's physical and plays hard every minute. And he's a total physical specimen.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 00:40 (twelve years ago) link

austin rivers was playing literally out of his mind... but in the bad sense

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 17 July 2012 00:43 (twelve years ago) link

he got locked up by defenders so often. He can't beat anyone off the dribble if they don't bite on his useless crossovers.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 00:52 (twelve years ago) link

dying @ change.org petition

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 00:54 (twelve years ago) link

Jeremy Lin is the best thing that has happened to New York Knicks basketball in the last 20 years.

allan houston just shed a single tear

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 00:55 (twelve years ago) link

jimmer dropped 30 today

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 17 July 2012 01:30 (twelve years ago) link

royce white put up 11-10-7

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 17 July 2012 01:33 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/lggrm.jpg

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 04:30 (twelve years ago) link

The Dallas Mavericks and shooting guard O.J. Mayo have agreed to a multiyear deal, according to a source with knowledge of the situation.

Clay, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 04:32 (twelve years ago) link

wow, very interesting

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 17 July 2012 04:35 (twelve years ago) link

John Schuhmann ‏@johnschuhmann
Gerald Wallace, at $40 million over 4 years, is the lowest paid (per year) Nets starter. Incredible.

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 14:49 (twelve years ago) link

grant hill allegedly taking his talents to los angeles.. clippers.

johnathan lee riche$ (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 17:04 (twelve years ago) link

Frank Isola ‏@FisolaNYDN
Word is they now have 10,012 names on a "Keep Jeremy Lin" petition. This movement is really gaining momentum. It is inspiring.

lol knicks fans just give up already

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

i think that started as a joke actually

Al S. Burr! (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

u mean 'the knicks'

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 18:06 (twelve years ago) link

plz refer to them as 'the knickerbockers'

Aimless, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 18:13 (twelve years ago) link

lol kris resigned w nets, 24m/2y

the russian is lolling hard @ progressive tax BS

moullet, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 19:08 (twelve years ago) link

David Aldridge ‏@daldridgetnt
As some of you have pointed out, I forgot to add Reggie Evans to the Nets' outlay this month. Corrected. Make it around $330M in new deals.

moullet, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 19:08 (twelve years ago) link

don't feel like finding the link but essentially his theory is that the nets signed hump to $12m a year so that they could trade him to orlando and take back tons of salary

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 17 July 2012 19:11 (twelve years ago) link

his being hollinger

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 17 July 2012 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

boom

Howard Beck ‏@HowardBeckNYT
Posting momentarily to http://nytimes.com: Lin will be a Rocket. Knicks deliberations over.

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 17 July 2012 20:07 (twelve years ago) link

the end of an era

David Aldridge ‏@daldridgetnt
Wizards, per source, are about to amnesty Andray Blatche.

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 17 July 2012 20:33 (twelve years ago) link

more free time to BLATCHE

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 20:42 (twelve years ago) link

do you guys think melo is probably feeling good or bad about letting Lin go

Clay, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 21:10 (twelve years ago) link

melo h8s lin is how i break it dow

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 21:10 (twelve years ago) link

n

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 21:10 (twelve years ago) link

don't feel like finding the link but essentially his theory is that the nets signed hump to $12m a year so that they could trade him to orlando and take back tons of salary

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, July 17, 2012 3:11 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hey can we get dwight howard cool heres chris humphries for 12m a year

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 21:11 (twelve years ago) link

yeah that was my instinct was melo gets the text and he is like "oh sweet, no jeremy lin next year" and every other knick is like "oh f, no jeremy lin next year" except for ray felton who is like "oh sweet, a turkey sandwich" XP

Clay, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 21:13 (twelve years ago) link

over/under melo avgs 4000 FGA per game in 12-13

duobting tuomas (m bison), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 21:14 (twelve years ago) link

like I don't know how the Knicks manage to get worse this offseason, but they always find a way

duobting tuomas (m bison), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

feel like the new CBA has put an even greater luxury on shrewd money management bc zeke thmas style drunken sailor GMing just become more drunken and more sailory with all the taxes

like commie mark Cuban in BK is just like fuck it let's spend all my money right now and that's why u have iso joe for the next four decades

duobting tuomas (m bison), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 21:18 (twelve years ago) link

bc ur already fucked anyway, might as well be rly fucked

duobting tuomas (m bison), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 21:19 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/nzvLl.jpg

hello people of NYC

moullet, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 21:23 (twelve years ago) link

hahahahahahah

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 21:23 (twelve years ago) link

@blazersedge Taiwanese animation about Jeremy Lin calls former Blazers PG Raymond Felton "fat"; depicts him eating burger on bench http://t.co/AE6rTEOh

Clay, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 21:59 (twelve years ago) link

lamoooo

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 22:06 (twelve years ago) link

Nets are basically locked into a 45-50 win team that will cost them huge lux monies.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 22:14 (twelve years ago) link

also lolknicks

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 22:36 (twelve years ago) link

Send the Knicks to Seattle

#hoopideas

Will Chave (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 22:36 (twelve years ago) link

raymondfeltoneating tumblr

#hoopidea

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 22:37 (twelve years ago) link

man u know u fat when everyone in taiwan knows it

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 22:37 (twelve years ago) link

i'm happy for lin. he already used the knicks for all they're good for (getting famous) and gets to escape a completely toxic franchise for one at the very worst should be willing to play to his strengths as a point guard.

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 17 July 2012 22:44 (twelve years ago) link

i'm happy for felton. so many great restaurants in ny.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 23:14 (twelve years ago) link

who on the knicks roster isn't past their prime? Novak?

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 23:20 (twelve years ago) link

netw3rk ‏@netw3rk
This proves, once again, that no player, coach, or executive ever leaves the Knicks any other way than in a cloud of controversy & disgrace.

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 23:20 (twelve years ago) link

I guess Chandler's still got it, xp

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 23:21 (twelve years ago) link

novak has a prime?

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 17 July 2012 23:41 (twelve years ago) link

Peakvak

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 23:43 (twelve years ago) link

Shumpert's prime was probably March 2012.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 23:43 (twelve years ago) link

melo put up a PER slightly above his career average last year

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 17 July 2012 23:56 (twelve years ago) link

remember when amare had.... upside?

moullet, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 00:13 (twelve years ago) link

Kendall Marshall just had a totally jawdropping airball

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 00:58 (twelve years ago) link

melo put up a PER slightly above his career average last year

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, July 17, 2012 11:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

says a lot about PER

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 00:59 (twelve years ago) link

actually maybe not, Carmelo's prime ended 4 years ago, so "career average" is probably well below his prime now

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 01:00 (twelve years ago) link

eh... i'm not gonna defend melo's style of play but to be fair, even tho his shooting was down last year he did improve markedly as a rebounder and passer

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 18 July 2012 01:01 (twelve years ago) link

i don't know. he's overrated obviously but he's still mostly as effective as he ever was, tho probably not at his absolute tip-top peak as a player. but not too far off, either.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 18 July 2012 01:01 (twelve years ago) link

yesssss tiny giraffe

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 01:02 (twelve years ago) link

maybe sub out "did improve markedly as a" with "did show more interest in being a"

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 18 July 2012 01:02 (twelve years ago) link

@blazersedge Taiwanese animation about Jeremy Lin calls former Blazers PG Raymond Felton "fat"; depicts him eating burger on bench http://t.co/AE6rTEOh

― Clay, Tuesday, July 17, 2012 5:59 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

did u notice the pole jkidd crashes his car into has a "cablevision" sticker on it

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 01:03 (twelve years ago) link

rofl

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 18 July 2012 01:03 (twelve years ago) link

can't get nothin by those taiwanese animators

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 01:05 (twelve years ago) link

maybe sub out "did improve markedly as a" with "did show more interest in being a"

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, July 18, 2012 1:02 AM (35 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he was better in 2006-2008, that's just how it is. He hasn't had a year since that approached those years.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 01:05 (twelve years ago) link

yeah but he's not drastically off those numbers nor is it out of the question that he could get back there for a season or two. i think you have a pretty narrow definition of prime.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 18 July 2012 01:08 (twelve years ago) link

melo even w/in his peak was super streaky, he had like an incredible half season once

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 01:11 (twelve years ago) link

he had a great little run at the end of last season!

Al S. Burr! (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 01:12 (twelve years ago) link

back. and back. you gotta get away from that guy. words to live by.

Aimless, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 01:12 (twelve years ago) link

i'm liking this jeremy lamb kid

Clay, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 01:16 (twelve years ago) link

... and right on the bell blazers ridiculous color guy compares lamb to oscar robertson. okay, guy.

Clay, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 01:17 (twelve years ago) link

Ben Golliver: My guess is Meyers Leonard was in the training room re-adjusting his jock after getting worked by Donatas Motiejunas but that's unconfirmed 3 minutes ago

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 01:21 (twelve years ago) link

yeah but he's not drastically off those numbers nor is it out of the question that he could get back there for a season or two. i think you have a pretty narrow definition of prime.

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, July 18, 2012 1:08 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he shot 48%, 48% and 49%, and has since shot 44, 46, 46 and 43. 43% is pretty far away from 49.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 01:23 (twelve years ago) link

If Melo is still in his prime he has a weird way of showing it.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 01:23 (twelve years ago) link

lamb looked to me like a young man with game when I watched the NCAA tournament

Aimless, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 01:23 (twelve years ago) link

excited about lamb

duobting tuomas (m bison), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 01:26 (twelve years ago) link

yeah but he's not drastically off those numbers nor is it out of the question that he could get back there for a season or two. i think you have a pretty narrow definition of prime.

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, July 18, 2012 1:08 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he shot 48%, 48% and 49%, and has since shot 44, 46, 46 and 43. 43% is pretty far away from 49.

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, July 17, 2012 9:23 PM (2 minutes ago)

he rebounds more, creates more assists, and turns it over less than he did in his 'prime'. plus he still gets to the line plenty. like jordan said, he's not and has never been one of the 10 best players in the league, but he's playing at roughly the same level as he always has, all things considered

Al S. Burr! (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 01:32 (twelve years ago) link

he rebounds more, creates more assists, and turns it over less than he did in his 'prime'. plus he still gets to the line plenty. like jordan said, he's not and has never been one of the 10 best players in the league, but he's playing at roughly the same level as he always has, all things considered

― Al S. Burr! (k3vin k.), Wednesday, July 18, 2012 1:32 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

his assists per minute have been static (at best) for 5 years. He averaged 7.3 reb per 36 in 2008 (the last year of his prime) and has only topped that once. He's reduced his turnovers per 36 by about .4.

The clear trend is that his offensive efficiency has gotten worse and worse, which is odd if he's still in his prime.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 01:42 (twelve years ago) link

meyers leonard: 6 points, 4 rebounds, 6 fouls

Donatas Motiejunas: 20 points, 12 rebounds

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 01:52 (twelve years ago) link

josh selby is 12-15 from three in 2 summer league games ¯\(°_o)/¯

circles, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 02:27 (twelve years ago) link

ugh, nolan smith being carted off on a stretcher. not what summer league is for.

Clay, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 02:29 (twelve years ago) link

sounds like it's just a concussion for Smith, thankfully

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 02:39 (twelve years ago) link

Birdman amnestied, Nuggets sign Anthony Randolph.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 02:39 (twelve years ago) link

thanks for the update, matt. that was a pretty nasty fall.

Clay, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 02:58 (twelve years ago) link

Anthony Randolph, 3 years 6 million

I <3 u, Masai Ujiri

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 03:11 (twelve years ago) link

wow i can't believe an nba team is really gonna try and have anthony randolph and javale mcgee on the same team

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 18 July 2012 04:47 (twelve years ago) link

i seriously love the nuggets

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 18 July 2012 04:47 (twelve years ago) link

who was the last player in the nba to do less than anthony randolph and still keep getting signed

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 18 July 2012 04:48 (twelve years ago) link

god that's probably a really long list actually

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 04:59 (twelve years ago) link

I love the Randolph deal because the worst case is that he's an ok 12th man, and those guys cost about 700k anyways

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 05:00 (twelve years ago) link

btw Anthony Randolph is 23

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 05:00 (twelve years ago) link

for starters, I would say Yi Jianlian: worse than Randolph, probably getting signed again.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 05:04 (twelve years ago) link

btw Anthony Randolph is 23

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, July 18, 2012 1:00 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark

jesus

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 18 July 2012 05:27 (twelve years ago) link

he's only played in 57 games in the last two years and i don't think he's really ever been hurt

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 18 July 2012 05:27 (twelve years ago) link

yi is terrible... but his per 36 averages aren't that far off of randolph's

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 18 July 2012 05:30 (twelve years ago) link

Randolph can sneakily put up a 20/10 game from time to time that makes you wonder how good he could be if he had his head on straight.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 05:40 (twelve years ago) link

i think the nuggets are truly the only team that i'd advocate signing randolph

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 18 July 2012 05:43 (twelve years ago) link

I was kinda hoping the Celtics would sign him. Garnett would stare at him with such ferocity.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 05:45 (twelve years ago) link

yi is terrible... but his per 36 averages aren't that far off of randolph's

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, July 18, 2012 5:30 AM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah irl Randolph is clearly better though. Yi basically just stands around and shoots bricks.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 06:12 (twelve years ago) link

Randolph's defensive numbers are way better too.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 06:14 (twelve years ago) link

Hollinger:

The tax on Lin's deal might be much easier to handle if they weren't also paying a combined $7.2 million in guaranteed money to Camby, Kidd and Felton that season, even though the first two will be in their 40s and the third might be 300 pounds by then.

Clay, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 06:53 (twelve years ago) link

i wouldn't count the felton deal in that only bcuz it seems obvious to me that it was a reaction to a decision not to re-sign lin

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 18 July 2012 07:10 (twelve years ago) link

mostly I just like fat felton cheap shots

Clay, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 07:18 (twelve years ago) link

it's really amazing that Kidd was courted by multiple teams after how bad he was last year

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 07:34 (twelve years ago) link

I don't know when this was from but

http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/1/6/z/U/16zUP/e06b.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 07:39 (twelve years ago) link

apparently from a month ago...

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 07:42 (twelve years ago) link

lookin good

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 18 July 2012 07:43 (twelve years ago) link

that's basically what kind of shape i'm in.

in related news, i haven't played basketball in six years.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 11:56 (twelve years ago) link

ahahaha felton should have a sign that says "raymond felton basketball camp" strapped to his waist in real life to hide his tire

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 14:09 (twelve years ago) link

it's really amazing that Kidd was courted by multiple teams after how bad he was last year

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, July 18, 2012 3:34 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

every player loves him because he can still set people up relatively effectively and now takes hardly any shots

also, less perceptive players still think of him as J-KIDD TM from 02-03 or so

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 14:10 (twelve years ago) link

so, for a 40 year old he seems weirdly immune to injury and actually likes guarding almost anyone 1-3 which helps hide anyone with a defense allergy (melo)

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 14:11 (twelve years ago) link

*also

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 14:12 (twelve years ago) link

he cannot guard 1s anymore at all tho

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 14:16 (twelve years ago) link

there's a lot of bad PGs in the nba... you could do worse for a back up than j kidd

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 18 July 2012 14:47 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/6TcA4.gif

moullet, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 16:23 (twelve years ago) link

:D

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 16:25 (twelve years ago) link

nice read http://courtvisionanalytics.com/where-do-rebounds-go/

moullet, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

great interview

sad for knicks fans, lol for the rest of us

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/basketball/nba/07/18/jeremy-lin-exclusive/index.html

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 18 July 2012 17:48 (twelve years ago) link

it's really amazing that Kidd was courted by multiple teams after how bad he was last year

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, July 18, 2012 3:34 AM (12 hours ago)

there's a lot of bad PGs in the nba... you could do worse for a back up than j kidd

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, July 18, 2012 10:47 AM (5 hours ago)

wait no the opposite! solid points are basically a dime a dozen in the league, maybe more true than any other position than PF. i was shocked too because it's not like there's a shortage of decent PGs to sign or trade for

Al S. Burr! (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

can't believe they make faried play summer league. or maybe he wants to play

Al S. Burr! (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/lSrJu.png

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 20:41 (twelve years ago) link

In addition to all the plastic surgery Bob apparently got 2' shin extensions.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 20:43 (twelve years ago) link

little known fact: melo is 5 foot tall

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 18 July 2012 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

he's gotta get away from that guy

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 20:47 (twelve years ago) link

he #Raptors announced they have signed 2011 1st rd pick Jonas Valanciunas to rookie contract.

whoa ... a rim defensor in toronto !!!!

moullet, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

first since Camby?

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 21:23 (twelve years ago) link

since BABY

moullet, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 21:28 (twelve years ago) link

randolph always looks like he just woke up from a nap

wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 21:46 (twelve years ago) link

him & super cool probably smoked tons of weed in minny

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 18 July 2012 21:46 (twelve years ago) link

feel like this is a good day to watch this again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jioa-89VwSY

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 21:55 (twelve years ago) link

How much did Nick Harcourt get paid I wonder.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 22:00 (twelve years ago) link

everyone talks about JD but it's really the sound of the Straight Shot that drives this record

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 22:05 (twelve years ago) link

that video is so all time

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 22:09 (twelve years ago) link

how does it only have 13,000 views

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 22:10 (twelve years ago) link

ive watched like 5 times

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 22:17 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6k3CAuiqQ8

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 22:36 (twelve years ago) link

final paragraph http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/29/arts/music/aretha-franklin-at-jones-beach-review.html

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 22:37 (twelve years ago) link

portland matched!

moullet, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

sounds like Houston's getting Asik too

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 22:59 (twelve years ago) link

damn batum's contract is richer than gallo's even

Clay, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 23:03 (twelve years ago) link

if houston don't trade for howard they will play:

asik / d-mo
patterson / white
parsons / terrence jones
kevin martin / j. lamb
j. lin / livingston

this season? it does sounds tho that they willl trade martin even if they dont get back dwight or bynum

moullet, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 23:11 (twelve years ago) link

amnestying andrey blatche seems like the easiest decision in the world

dayo, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 23:32 (twelve years ago) link

royce white awesome pass 00:24

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeohziLIuOM

moullet, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 23:34 (twelve years ago) link

sick

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 23:37 (twelve years ago) link

i dreamt of rondo winning mvp :~

moullet, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 23:53 (twelve years ago) link

Lamb is ready to start for Houston. I'm really confident that he's already better than what they got from Martin last year.

I think it'll be something like

Asik/DMo
Dmo/Jones/White
Parsons/White
Lamb/Martin
Lin/Douglas

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 23:55 (twelve years ago) link

imo they should just forget about howard and let that team develop

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 18 July 2012 23:56 (twelve years ago) link

I just remembered Marcus Morris exists

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 19 July 2012 00:01 (twelve years ago) link

Thomas Robinson 16-50 in the summer league

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 19 July 2012 00:20 (twelve years ago) link

Fredette 20-60

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 19 July 2012 00:21 (twelve years ago) link

Javale McGee 4 yrs/44m to stay with the nuggz

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 19 July 2012 02:58 (twelve years ago) link

damn that's nearly nicolas batum money

Clay, Thursday, 19 July 2012 03:11 (twelve years ago) link

haha

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 July 2012 03:13 (twelve years ago) link

jeff green money

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 July 2012 03:14 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, rank these players:

javale mcgee
deandre jordan
nic batum
jeff green

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 July 2012 03:44 (twelve years ago) link

McGee
Batum
Jordan
Green

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 19 July 2012 04:08 (twelve years ago) link

Green's contract is just inexplicable

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 19 July 2012 04:10 (twelve years ago) link

i think i mentioned earlier that gallinari is making a couple million less than batum, i think he and mcgee have pretty much identical extensions.

Clay, Thursday, 19 July 2012 04:13 (twelve years ago) link

oh ya i forgot about dani. could put him in there too.

J0rdan S., Thursday, 19 July 2012 04:21 (twelve years ago) link

quick refresher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp4JzOmOGSo

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 19 July 2012 05:45 (twelve years ago) link

That miller 3/4 court pass at 1:00 is so pure.

n00bs on my damn chain (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 19 July 2012 07:08 (twelve years ago) link

Magic center Dwight Howard signaled that if he is traded to the Los Angeles Lakers he would be prepared to sign a long-term extension after the 2012-13 NBA season, the basketball website RealGM.com reported on Wednesday.

Clay, Thursday, 19 July 2012 07:44 (twelve years ago) link

courtney lee to boston

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 July 2012 21:33 (twelve years ago) link

good deal for both teams. Rockets get Etwuan Moore JJ Johnson, Sean Williams and most importantly the 2013 second rounder from the Bobcats.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 19 July 2012 21:56 (twelve years ago) link

its good the rockets got some young players

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 July 2012 21:57 (twelve years ago) link

hey they'll add Bynum soon, he'll be a steadying influence

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 19 July 2012 22:01 (twelve years ago) link

heh

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 July 2012 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

Aran Smith: Thomas Robinson is playing with a blank jersey. Apparently he left his jersey at the hotel, and his game back at Kansas. 3 minutes ago

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 19 July 2012 22:50 (twelve years ago) link

like the courtney lee move, lee + terry probably a lot better than what they would get from ray at this point. good mix and match backcourt overall

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Friday, 20 July 2012 00:06 (twelve years ago) link

i've always enjoyed lee and he's a perfect fit on the c's.

call all destroyer, Friday, 20 July 2012 00:15 (twelve years ago) link

damion lillard is killing summer league.

Clay, Friday, 20 July 2012 00:18 (twelve years ago) link

theres a great article idk where on the lee-terry backourt

moullet, Friday, 20 July 2012 00:19 (twelve years ago) link

"Anthony didn't join the Knicks in 2011 to be just a player. He came to build a basketball family. Despite his messy departure from Denver, he came to New York envisioning an opportunity to create a refuge from the backstabbing and intrigue that plagues many teams. Lin, though by all accounts a great teammate, was seen as a potential threat to what Anthony was creating."

Gee I wonder where ESPN got this great info, really makes me admire Melo and what he's building in NY. Family first.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 20 July 2012 00:52 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha six degrees of separation, espn is funny

Why did Jeremy Lin and the Knicks split? Here are six sides to the story.

• Chapter 1: The Family »
• Chapter 2: The Knicks »
• Chapter 3: The Rockets »
• Chapter 4: The Poison Pill »
• Chapter 5: The Financials »
• Chapter 6: The Lin Camp »

moullet, Friday, 20 July 2012 01:29 (twelve years ago) link

"the family" is a realllllly weird piece

call all destroyer, Friday, 20 July 2012 02:13 (twelve years ago) link

a basketball team as a entourage, this is a nice concept

moullet, Friday, 20 July 2012 02:28 (twelve years ago) link

really the first two parts are some hilarious parallel universe shit because they ASSUME that human beings take the new york knicks seriously

call all destroyer, Friday, 20 July 2012 02:30 (twelve years ago) link

"Into the middle of all that, while Anthony was out with an injury last winter, stepped Jeremy Lin. From Anthony's point of view, according to sources with firsthand knowledge of his thinking, the Lin phenomenon made little sense. To his thinking, Lin had a few good games, the team surprised everyone with a little winning streak ... and then everybody went bananas."

yeah little winning streak, nbd

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 20 July 2012 02:45 (twelve years ago) link

That article is like nonstop unnamed sources.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Friday, 20 July 2012 03:36 (twelve years ago) link

I have come to the Knicks to start a family. A refuge from all the backstabbing. Join me, Amare Stoudemire and JR Smith.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 20 July 2012 03:39 (twelve years ago) link

I hate backstabbing, but I can't help but say what a little shit I think that Lin guy is, hogging all that attention, and for what? For suddenly turning a losing team into a winner.

Aimless, Friday, 20 July 2012 04:14 (twelve years ago) link

The Knicks currently do not have a second round pick again until 2017

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 20 July 2012 04:23 (twelve years ago) link

hope melo has nothing but losing seasons

duobting tuomas (m bison), Friday, 20 July 2012 04:33 (twelve years ago) link

The Knicks currently do not have a second round pick again until 2017

To be fair, they can just pay cash for em.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Friday, 20 July 2012 05:00 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think Dolan likes to do that, too boring

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 20 July 2012 06:05 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/13872017-419/dennis-rodman-finally-meets-his-father-after-42-years.html

with a name like 'philander'

dayo, Friday, 20 July 2012 10:46 (twelve years ago) link

new york is my refuge from backstabbing. to preserve it i must backstab jeremy lin.

lag∞n, Friday, 20 July 2012 12:53 (twelve years ago) link

it's a shame that the hornets picked austin rivers & not a real PG cuz in the USA exhibition game last night anthony davis had like 4 alley oops off pick n rolls

J0rdan S., Friday, 20 July 2012 20:09 (twelve years ago) link

God I fucking hate Carmelo Anthony so much I wish that New York traded me to Denver too.

Will Chave (Hurting 2), Friday, 20 July 2012 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

On the New York jersey they should put a women's razor ad right on the chest so it reads "Gillette Lady Venus: No More KNICKS"

Will Chave (Hurting 2), Friday, 20 July 2012 20:49 (twelve years ago) link

cool, can't wait to be a millionaire and buy an ad that's just a picture of my dick on the lakers jersey

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Friday, 20 July 2012 20:53 (twelve years ago) link

have you guys seen the new WNBA jerseys? it's a struggle to find the team logo

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 20 July 2012 20:54 (twelve years ago) link

kendall marshall's summer league experience:

http://www.nba.com/summer-league/2012/players/sl_kendall_marshall/index.html

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 20 July 2012 21:00 (twelve years ago) link

http://lp.imageg.net/prod?set=key%5Bname%5D,value%5BYOUR+NAME%5D&set=key%5Bnumber%5D,value%5B00%5D&set=key%5Bdisplaysize%5D,value%5B500%5D&load=url%5Bhttp://chains.imageg.net/graphics/dynamic/chains/pNBA-10059096_customback.chain%5D
Not sure what you are talking about tbh I can see very clearly that this is a jersey of the Boost Mobile, who hail from Bing.

Will Chave (Hurting 2), Friday, 20 July 2012 21:04 (twelve years ago) link

I feel like being endorsed by Bing would cost you at least 2 wins

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 20 July 2012 21:05 (twelve years ago) link

it's fitting that on a Bing jersey it's hard to find a name

Will Chave (Hurting 2), Friday, 20 July 2012 21:08 (twelve years ago) link

Josh Selby is 15-19 from 3 in summer league o_O

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 20 July 2012 22:56 (twelve years ago) link

ok this Selby shit is awesome

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 20 July 2012 23:47 (twelve years ago) link

ads on jerseys is basically a line that I as a fan can't cross. you go nascar on that shit and I'm peacing out. guess I'll get some reading done.

Clay, Saturday, 21 July 2012 00:15 (twelve years ago) link

“I think it’s too much, I think they're gonna look back three years from now and say we maybe could have used this to go out and get another player,” Stackhouse said. ... “I think it’s going to hamper them.”
Lin “was great” for the Knicks last year, Stackhouse said, but even “the cable man” – Knicks owner and Cablevision head James Dolan – said it “was a little bit too much.” Stackhouse feels that Raymond Felton, who the Knicks acquired in a sign-and-trade with the Blazers last week, is “a better point guard than Jeremy Lin right now."

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 21 July 2012 00:16 (twelve years ago) link

stackhouse in end-stage dementia pretty sad

Clay, Saturday, 21 July 2012 00:17 (twelve years ago) link

Lin taking all this shit from fellow players definitely feels.... not entirely kosher

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 21 July 2012 00:21 (twelve years ago) link

agree

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 July 2012 00:27 (twelve years ago) link

haters

J0rdan S., Saturday, 21 July 2012 00:28 (twelve years ago) link

the lin backlash is so gross

where are all these people shitting on omer asik, who signed the same contract as lin but is almost certainly far less valuable. on & as a result the bulls have dumped at least two integral role players.

J0rdan S., Saturday, 21 July 2012 01:13 (twelve years ago) link

Jordan Hill has reached agreement on a two-year, nearly $8 million deal with the Lakers, his agent Kevin Bradbury tells Y! Sports.

solid

moullet, Saturday, 21 July 2012 01:17 (twelve years ago) link

where are all these people shitting on omer asik, who signed the same contract as lin but is almost certainly far less valuable. on & as a result the bulls have dumped at least two integral role players.

― J0rdan S., Saturday, July 21, 2012 1:13 AM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What about Jerome James?

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 21 July 2012 01:59 (twelve years ago) link

It feels like the Olympics are the only thing between now and training camp opening to keep ILH from keeling over in adead faint now. Must be time to get out of town.

Aimless, Saturday, 21 July 2012 04:03 (twelve years ago) link

whatever dude, summer league is the bomb

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 21 July 2012 05:06 (twelve years ago) link

yeah... i'd like to go out one year after a stacked rookie class

J0rdan S., Saturday, 21 July 2012 05:11 (twelve years ago) link

we've got 2000+ posts on the offseason thread, which is probably more posts than the regular season threads got like 4-5 years ago.

Clay, Saturday, 21 July 2012 06:03 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.latimes.com/sports/sportsnow/la-sp-sn-rapper-nas-says-that-shaq-is-a-better-rapper-than-kobe-video-20120712,0,6492063.story

"Kobe's got a Wu-Tang Clan-like style," Ceballos said.

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 July 2012 18:23 (twelve years ago) link

Josh Selby 24-34 from 3 over 4 games

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 22 July 2012 04:01 (twelve years ago) link

bucks looked good tonight vs celts. thought Henson looked really skilled, lamb def should've been a first round pick. Sanders looks like he could be a good fourth big.

J0rdan S., Sunday, 22 July 2012 04:09 (twelve years ago) link

Sullinger hella outta shape

J0rdan S., Sunday, 22 July 2012 04:12 (twelve years ago) link

Henson looks really advanced as a passer for a big man. Also got a decent shot.

J0rdan S., Sunday, 22 July 2012 04:14 (twelve years ago) link

I think Selby is gonna be a summer league wonder

J0rdan S., Sunday, 22 July 2012 04:15 (twelve years ago) link

it has the makings of a breakout though: he had the eligibility problems at Kansas, no training camp last year in a crowded backcourt.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 22 July 2012 04:22 (twelve years ago) link

really he never got a chance last year anyway

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 22 July 2012 04:24 (twelve years ago) link

he shot 46% from 3 in the d-league last year. Maybe the guy can shoot.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 22 July 2012 04:29 (twelve years ago) link

there's such a chasm between how he's played in ncaa and nba games vs d-league and summer league games i'm not sure what to think. it was so frustrating to watch him at kansas b/c he'd be iso'd against average college players and would never even try to get to the rim against them.

circles, Sunday, 22 July 2012 04:40 (twelve years ago) link

Celtics let Stiemsma go to the Wolves and replace him with Jason Collins. Six fouls and post defense replace six fouls and rebounding. Not a wash, as this team rebounds like crap, but if he plays more than 8 minutes a game then the C's are screwed anyways.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 22 July 2012 13:53 (twelve years ago) link

rip steamer

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 July 2012 13:56 (twelve years ago) link

at least hes going to another city where they'll be psyched about a shot blocking wite

call all destroyer, Sunday, 22 July 2012 14:17 (twelve years ago) link

bulls signing nazr, probably means they're letting asik go

J0rdan S., Sunday, 22 July 2012 14:18 (twelve years ago) link

I thought Nazr was going to the Nets? Chalk that up to premature rumors I guess.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 22 July 2012 14:28 (twelve years ago) link

http://thebasketballpost.com/2012/07/21/dissolution-of-the-bench-mob-exemplifies-ownership-issue-in-chicago.aspx

The biggest reason the Bulls are so profitable is because Jerry Reinsdorf uses the franchise as a money farm for the White Sox. He has never gone into the luxury tax in his tenure as the owner. While this was certainly justifiable (and even prudent) when the team was losing 50 games a year, the fact remains that any team that has aspirations of winning a championship is going to have to pay the luxury tax at some point. Jerry Reinsdorf isn’t. Because he doesn’t care about basketball (before 2005, he went on record in saying that he would have gladly traded all six of the Bulls’ 90’s titles for one White Sox championship).

moullet, Sunday, 22 July 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago) link

yeah that guy is a massive buttmunch

J0rdan S., Sunday, 22 July 2012 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

lol

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Sunday, 22 July 2012 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

"Even if you throw out last season (in which Watson’s 'per 36' numbers of 14.7 points and 6.2 assists on 37% shooting easily outstrip Hinrich’s 9.2 points and 3.8 assists on 41% shooting)"

... CJ Watson shot 37%?!?!?!

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 22 July 2012 20:29 (twelve years ago) link

One thing Reinsdorf has going for him is that Chicago is an absolutely massive market that will never have more than one team. LA and NY will, from next season on, have at least 2 teams, but Chicago is a market that dwarfs pretty much every other non-NY/LA market, and they can just ride that one team monopoly.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 22 July 2012 20:32 (twelve years ago) link

"Even if you throw out last season (in which Watson’s 'per 36' numbers of 14.7 points and 6.2 assists on 37% shooting easily outstrip Hinrich’s 9.2 points and 3.8 assists on 41% shooting)"

... CJ Watson shot 37%?!?!?!

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, July 22, 2012 4:29 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

stats that tell the story 'why are we even talking abt these two horrible players'

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 July 2012 20:34 (twelve years ago) link

chicagos never gonna win w/this team are they, just going to spend the next decade going wait what

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 July 2012 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

wait, hold on, for two consecutive seasons CJ Watson has shot 37% from the field and 39% from 3. what is going on

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 22 July 2012 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

impressive

lag∞n, Sunday, 22 July 2012 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

um hey wtf are those bing mobile uniforms, take that shit back to euroleague or argentina-basket or wherever the fuck that came from

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Sunday, 22 July 2012 22:21 (twelve years ago) link

enjoy the steamer t-wolves, hopefully if u make the playoffs he will look slightly less than incredibly shook and confused

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Sunday, 22 July 2012 22:22 (twelve years ago) link

Stiemsma is like the 3rd best move of Kahn's tenure

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 22 July 2012 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

lillard/selby named co-mvps of summer league

Clay, Sunday, 22 July 2012 23:09 (twelve years ago) link

that Watson was so good filling in for rose last year despite shooting like dogshit is prob the most remarkable part of his season

J0rdan S., Sunday, 22 July 2012 23:10 (twelve years ago) link

lots of talk about Adam Morrison having played his way back into the league with this summer league but i dunno, his game is still so one dimensional.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 23 July 2012 01:19 (twelve years ago) link

I think Morrison could be an okay 8th or 9th guy somewhere, just asked to score on the second unit for 10-12 minute a game and to never see the floor in the playoffs.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 23 July 2012 01:24 (twelve years ago) link

I feel like guys like morrison are useless because their real skill is being a go-to guy, but they aren't good enough to be a go-to guy on a NBA team. Morrison isn't really good off screens or spotting up, so what do you do with him?

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 23 July 2012 01:47 (twelve years ago) link

he's never been successful in getting his shot up against nba defenses, and getting his shot up is all he can do.

Clay, Monday, 23 July 2012 01:50 (twelve years ago) link

team mustache groomsman

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Monday, 23 July 2012 01:51 (twelve years ago) link

he always looks real sad on the bench too

lag∞n, Monday, 23 July 2012 01:52 (twelve years ago) link

team sadness specialist

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Monday, 23 July 2012 01:53 (twelve years ago) link

http://ambasketball.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/adam-morrison1.jpg

Clay, Monday, 23 July 2012 01:54 (twelve years ago) link

one of my coworkers looks soooo much like Adam Morrison short hair version

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Monday, 23 July 2012 01:57 (twelve years ago) link

he's never been successful in getting his shot up against nba defenses, and getting his shot up is all he can do.

― Clay, Monday, July 23, 2012 1:50 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah exactly, his specialty is scoring one on one

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 23 July 2012 01:59 (twelve years ago) link

http://theassociation.blogs.com/the_association/2006/06/draft_the_stach.html

pretty happy portland went with aldridge and didn't cave to (the seriously overwhelming at the time) civic/fan pressure to select the northwest's favorite son adam morrison.

Clay, Monday, 23 July 2012 02:36 (twelve years ago) link

god people r so dumb, good rule of themb if a player has to work really hard to get good looks in college he will not get good looks in the pros

lag∞n, Monday, 23 July 2012 02:39 (twelve years ago) link

ahaha the draft the stache logic: draft morrison b/c then we can replace darius miles

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Monday, 23 July 2012 12:05 (twelve years ago) link

he probably should have gone straight overseas around the time he went to the lakers, he can still shoot but exactly, what nba defender moves slower than adam morrison? answer: no one

like, is he better than james jones who basically runs between 3 point lines and stands still waiting to shoot for 7 minutes a game? nope

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Monday, 23 July 2012 12:06 (twelve years ago) link

that said i like seeing him and hope he catches on as brooklyn's tenth man or something

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Monday, 23 July 2012 12:07 (twelve years ago) link

Anyone want his team to take a chance on Andray Blatche / still buy that he's loaded with upside after seven listless years in the league?

guys, ILH, if we all pitch in together we can get manu to show up at m bison's next birthday party:

http://i.imgur.com/beMK5.jpg

dayo, Monday, 23 July 2012 13:09 (twelve years ago) link

get him to show up at my classroom, no hat tho

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Monday, 23 July 2012 13:46 (twelve years ago) link

magic manu

dayo, Monday, 23 July 2012 13:51 (twelve years ago) link

lol @ kevin durantos

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Monday, 23 July 2012 20:40 (twelve years ago) link

if there are any contenders left with a pinch of cap space they should totally take a flyer on dray blatche- he really is a headcase but somewhere with a strong culture (c's, spurs??) should try to sign him for very little and let him do the dog days of february dirty work

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Monday, 23 July 2012 20:43 (twelve years ago) link

then obviously plan to bury him at the end of the bench come playoffs unless they face (team featuring dwight or bynum to be determined) and need 6 fouls from a big non-darko body

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Monday, 23 July 2012 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

wd be ok if blatche gets some minimum deal w the spurs why bc his size looks intersting

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Monday, 23 July 2012 20:59 (twelve years ago) link

Blatche's talent really is tremendous

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 23 July 2012 21:13 (twelve years ago) link

the big thing with Blatche is finally convincing him to be a post player. He has great quickness and footwork when he wants to use it.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 23 July 2012 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

classic case of squandered talent

lag∞n, Monday, 23 July 2012 21:46 (twelve years ago) link

For all my talk about the Pacers having enough level-headed vets to deal w/ Javale McGee, Blatche is a much tougher sell-- been in the league too many years to be a tone-deaf/knuckleheaded as he still seems to be. Sucks that he's shown enough flashes of brilliance to still have to take seriously, tho.

Having a NWT-Conditioning box score even once is nagl since it means you're not only so out of shape that you sitting, but also your own coaching staff hates you so much that they'll zing you in a box score (and obviously a very, very different zing than Pop/Timmy DNP-Old).

the big thing with Blatche is finally convincing him to be a post player

Huh, I thought that Blatche himself was unhappy that the Wiz weren't getting him the ball inside but rather forcing him to take jumpers?

The Bullinelli Era is about to begin. Belinelli signed with Chicago for the bi-annual exception.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 23 July 2012 22:35 (twelve years ago) link

I doubt they were forcing him to shoot jumpers, why would they? xp

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 23 July 2012 22:39 (twelve years ago) link

wizards do as they please is my understanding

lag∞n, Monday, 23 July 2012 22:40 (twelve years ago) link

blatche balked at the requirement from the wizards that he wear winnie the pooh undies underneath his compression shorts

dayo, Monday, 23 July 2012 22:50 (twelve years ago) link

back your word boy

How he feels coming into this new situation in Phoenix:
"It feels great. I actually feel great coming into a situation like that. I get a chance to not be the main guy but you know to be the go-to guy. Not just scoring but the go-to stopper and whatever my team needs, me to get a bucket or get a defensive stop, I feel good and confident that I can be that guy." [...]

Whether he believes he will be an All-Star before his contract is up in Phoenix:
"In my mind I'm going to be an All-Star this coming season. All I want to do is win. Whether I get the recognition for what I do on the floor or not, as long as we're winning I'm okay with that."

moullet, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:33 (twelve years ago) link

who is that quoted?

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:38 (twelve years ago) link

I'm guessing Beasley.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:39 (twelve years ago) link

awwww poor beas

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:40 (twelve years ago) link

Beas now has a permanent high. No longer needs the drugs - he's converted 40% of his plasma to THC.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 14:46 (twelve years ago) link

Congrats to the Rockets, who will be paying 31 mil for Lin and Asik in 2014-15.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 18:49 (twelve years ago) link

due to cleverly structured contracts which allowed them to be acquired for over the life of the contracts market rates even tho they were both restricted free agents

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 18:50 (twelve years ago) link

they'll only count about 8 million each toward the cap so good for Morey.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 18:54 (twelve years ago) link

yeah the rockets aren't taking the brunt of that

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 24 July 2012 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

I thought you could only defer the cap hit on one contract per year or something to that effect.

I mean, it helps either way for sure.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

I thought they would be averaged over the life of the contract. Maybe it's only one? Regardless, they'll still be under the cap by a big chunk when the poison pills hit.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 20:32 (twelve years ago) link

they're both averaged... it's not a deferment, just a loophole in the CBA as it pertains to restricted FAs

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 24 July 2012 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

yeah they're completely averaged. This is why the Rockets needed about 8m of cap room for both Asik and Lin.

Technically Les Alexander will be cutting two 15m checks in 2 years, but the cap hit will be ~8.4m.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 21:09 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.hoopsworld.com/houston-rockets-team-salary

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 21:09 (twelve years ago) link

^^gotta be the most byzantine salary page ever

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 21:10 (twelve years ago) link

Along with Robin Lopez, Suns would send Hakim Warrick to Hornets. Minny would send Wesley Johnson and a 1st round pick to the Suns, sources say.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

suns are gonna win 4 games next year

Clay, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 23:38 (twelve years ago) link

4 would be a good year with that roster.

n00bs on my damn chain (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 23:53 (twelve years ago) link

so apparently the Wolves are frantically clearing this cap room to sign Kirilenko to a 9m/yr deal

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 01:39 (twelve years ago) link

Bravo, Mr Kahn you've outdone yourself

Clay, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 01:53 (twelve years ago) link

I have confidence that Kirilenko will succeed in the frozen tundra

smells like ok (soda) (dayo), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 01:58 (twelve years ago) link

I have confidence that Kirilenko will sign elsewhere.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 02:06 (twelve years ago) link

I actually wouldn't hate the deal except for the fact that Kirilenko is much better at PF now. You kind of have to overpay him because he makes like 4m or something in Russia, and he did have a great season last year.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 02:10 (twelve years ago) link

rofl at phoenix becoming the garbage disposal for minny's shitty acquisitions

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 July 2012 03:39 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/262gZ.png

moullet, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 04:38 (twelve years ago) link

^^3 of those black guys are gone

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 04:45 (twelve years ago) link

wes johnson is one of the worst nba players i've ever seen

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 July 2012 04:49 (twelve years ago) link

like i'm more willing to believe that dexter pittman could one day be good

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 July 2012 04:49 (twelve years ago) link

Wes Johnson is the SF Ryan Hollins

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 04:51 (twelve years ago) link

haha

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 July 2012 04:51 (twelve years ago) link

unfortunately for wes johnson, ryan hollins will continue to have a career due to his size

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 July 2012 04:52 (twelve years ago) link

statistically Wes Johnson is one of the 25 worst starters of the past decade

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 04:52 (twelve years ago) link

I'm pretty sure I've seen Wes Johnson catch the ball out of bounds more than any player

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 04:53 (twelve years ago) link

FYI: Hollins signed with the Clippers today.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 05:00 (twelve years ago) link

dooling back w/ c's for another year #flexing

am0n, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 05:23 (twelve years ago) link

he made those threes that one time

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 July 2012 05:25 (twelve years ago) link

somehow there is a 15 minute mix of Keyon Dooling highlights from the 09-10 season

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 05:38 (twelve years ago) link

it's actually him reading the atlantic and highlighting passages he wants to investigate further

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 July 2012 05:39 (twelve years ago) link

haha

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 12:29 (twelve years ago) link

rajon, at halftime i'd like you to read this piece on peak oil so we can discuss it on the plane to charlotte tonight, thanks

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 12:30 (twelve years ago) link

btw i think ainge has done an incredible job this offseason, even overpaying jeff green by about 50% it looks like they are landing in the just-under-luxury-tax area with a significantly better/deeper roster

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 12:33 (twelve years ago) link

breaking

Zach Lowe ‏@ZachLowe_SI
NBA says fans, starting next season, will have access to fancy stats data previously limited to teams and some media, per release just now.

lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 13:41 (twelve years ago) link

that's cool except i need i'll still need that "some media" to interpret those stats for me

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 July 2012 13:59 (twelve years ago) link

btw i think ainge has done an incredible job this offseason, even overpaying jeff green by about 50% it looks like they are landing in the just-under-luxury-tax area with a significantly better/deeper roster
― questionable motor (agent hibachi), Wednesday, July 25, 2012 8:33 AM

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1102946/keyon.gif

am0n, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

I have confidence that Kirilenko will sign elsewhere.

oops!

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 21:47 (twelve years ago) link

omg, andrei!

moullet, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 21:55 (twelve years ago) link

So is Derrick Williams gonna get like 8 mpg?

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 22:29 (twelve years ago) link

Wes Johnson and a 1st rounder for 2 2nd rounders. David Khan still not fired.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 22:31 (twelve years ago) link

ahn

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 22:32 (twelve years ago) link

np tom waits, "what's he building in there"

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 23:15 (twelve years ago) link

Marc Gasol in HS

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m39wkiaaDk1qcmnsoo1_400.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 26 July 2012 00:45 (twelve years ago) link

so as a boy he travelled forward in time to root for himself in the playoffs and we have the shocking truth in .gif form, amazing

Clay, Thursday, 26 July 2012 00:47 (twelve years ago) link

wow, kahn seriously did not trade a first round pick to get rid of wes johnson did he???????

J0rdan S., Thursday, 26 July 2012 01:02 (twelve years ago) link

Marc Gasol in HS

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m39wkiaaDk1qcmnsoo1_400.jpg

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, July 25, 2012 8:45 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OH MY GOD

Al S. Burr! (k3vin k.), Thursday, 26 July 2012 01:14 (twelve years ago) link

Jerry Zgoda ‏@JerryZgoda
So here's what the Wolves got for Al Jefferson, basically: Chase Budinger, Malcolm Lee and cash.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 26 July 2012 02:58 (twelve years ago) link

kinda want someone to trace out what happened to each asset from the garnett trade for me

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Friday, 27 July 2012 13:38 (twelve years ago) link

otm tho

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 July 2012 14:57 (twelve years ago) link

This tattoo is supposed to be James Harden:

http://l.yimg.com/os/en/blogs/sptusnbaexperts/Um-neat-Photo-via-jess40404040s-Photobucket.jpg

Only I can't get over how much it looks like Grady from Sanford and Son:

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/0CeQMKdPNR0/0.jpg

EZ Snappin, Friday, 27 July 2012 16:08 (twelve years ago) link

holy fuck

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 July 2012 16:09 (twelve years ago) link

hugs http://notbillwalton.lockerdome.com/media/99279596

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 July 2012 17:09 (twelve years ago) link

invisbile message?

smells like ok (soda) (dayo), Sunday, 29 July 2012 17:29 (twelve years ago) link

was meant for another thread

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Sunday, 29 July 2012 17:30 (twelve years ago) link

Sunday, July 29, 2012 1:14 PM I Love Hoops Message: 3676409 from thread: 2012 NBA Offseason Speculatin' and Spectatin' has been deleted.

smells like ok (soda) (dayo), Sunday, 29 July 2012 17:30 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/JASKT.jpg

smells like ok (soda) (dayo), Sunday, 29 July 2012 17:34 (twelve years ago) link

if u r curious abt what I posted, visit Olympic hoops thread

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Sunday, 29 July 2012 17:49 (twelve years ago) link

!

Al S. Burr! (k3vin k.), Monday, 30 July 2012 22:01 (twelve years ago) link

Carl Landry's deal with Golden State pays him $8 million for two years, Bartelstein says. Player option on second year.

Clay, Monday, 30 July 2012 22:31 (twelve years ago) link

Plus they will resign brandon rush. Both good moves imo.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Monday, 30 July 2012 22:35 (twelve years ago) link

baller

moullet, Monday, 30 July 2012 23:51 (twelve years ago) link

re: landry

moullet, Monday, 30 July 2012 23:52 (twelve years ago) link

http://twitpic.com/ae0jpp

Al S. Burr! (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 00:27 (twelve years ago) link

the Warriors are going to pay the luxury tax #newera #lacob.gif

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

paying the lux tax to miss the playoffs again

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

lol was just about to say.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 20:40 (twelve years ago) link

the dubsury tax

lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 22:53 (twelve years ago) link

It's only if they're over at the end of the year; they can unload salary at mid-season and avoid the tax. Of course, that assumes someone would want any of their overpriced assets.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 22:56 (twelve years ago) link

Beidrins is a hot item maaaaan!

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 23:07 (twelve years ago) link

!!!!

k3vin k., Thursday, 2 August 2012 04:10 (twelve years ago) link

why are you linking to a story from 2010? Did i miss something?

EZ Snappin, Friday, 3 August 2012 17:48 (twelve years ago) link

okay. That's just weird.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 3 August 2012 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

bron dies heat dies deadly 2012 unless trade bron #mayaprophecy

― lag∞n, Sunday, January 1, 2012 10:33 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

k3vin k., Saturday, 4 August 2012 03:54 (twelve years ago) link

whoa, i've been out of it, but ronnie brewer is a knick?

k3vin k., Monday, 6 August 2012 16:00 (twelve years ago) link

yup. For super cheap too - vet minimum. Best business they did all summer.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 6 August 2012 16:43 (twelve years ago) link

http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/2855/rondosnoopkg.jpg

am0n, Monday, 6 August 2012 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

"high."

am0n, Monday, 6 August 2012 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

Asked about how he's feeling, Jeff Green said, "I feel awesome. I actually feel a lot better than I did prior to the surgery. It was a blessing, and I'm doing better now."

Later, when asked for a message to his fans, Green adds, "To all the Boston fans that read this… Banner 18 is on the way."

jinx!!

am0n, Monday, 6 August 2012 22:03 (twelve years ago) link

now that snoop is snoop lion is he not a lakers/USC fan, is that what posing with celtics signifies I hope

Clay, Monday, 6 August 2012 22:06 (twelve years ago) link

feeling garnetts satisfaction at this meeting

lag∞n, Monday, 6 August 2012 23:23 (twelve years ago) link

http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2012/08/tim_allen_timberwolves_blogger_dead_by_suicide_at_29.php

:(

real sad.

he was a really engaging writer.

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

Rest In Peace. Very sad news.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:04 (twelve years ago) link

what on earth...

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA
Orlando and the L.A. Lakers are engaged in 4-way talks with Denver and Philadelphia on a Dwight Howard blockbuster, league sources tell Y!

tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 August 2012 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

yeah yeah sure sure

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 August 2012 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

The Orlando Magic and Los Angeles Lakers are engaged with the Denver Nuggets and Philadelphia 76ers in a four-way blockbuster that could ultimately deliver superstar center Dwight Howard to the Lakers, league sources told Yahoo! Sports.

A deal is not considered imminent, but the talks have grown serious over the course of this week, sources said.

There are multiple moving parts in the fluid talks, but the framework of a possible deal includes Howard and Denver forward Al Harrington going to the Lakers, Philadelphia guard Andre Iguodala going to the Nuggets, Los Angeles center Andrew Bynum moving to the 76ers, and Los Angeles forward Pau Gasol and Denver guard Arron Affalo going to the Magic, sources told Yahoo! Sports.

The Magic would have a better chance of moving Gasol in another deal to get further assets, sources said, and eliminate the risk of Bynum leaving them as a free agent in 2013. Nevertheless, there was still a sense that Gasol's and Bynum's destinations could be fluid in the talks. Either way, one would go to Orlando and the other to Philadelphia, sources said.

The proposed deal includes the Magic also gaining draft picks and salary-cap relief, sources said.

tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 9 August 2012 17:17 (twelve years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA
Dwight Howard signs 23-year contract to stay in Orlando, texts "sry bro" to ex-coach S. Van Gundy league sources tell Y!

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Thursday, 9 August 2012 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

I think WTF on this board should be Woj The Fuck? Man is the grumpy Chris Broussard.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 9 August 2012 17:20 (twelve years ago) link

no, he's awesome. 100 times the reporter Broussard is.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 9 August 2012 19:58 (twelve years ago) link

Woj basically gets 50% of all NBA related scoops, Broussard tweets quotes from press releases.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 9 August 2012 19:58 (twelve years ago) link

Woj also writes like someone shit on his face. And is wrong as often as he's right.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 9 August 2012 19:59 (twelve years ago) link

I am pretty bullish on the twolves which makes me think good thing I'm poor so I don't lose everything in the stock market next year.

Clay, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:06 (twelve years ago) link

i look forwarc to a love/ak47 small ball front court

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:12 (twelve years ago) link

i'm bullish assuming ricky can come back and be 100 percent, otherwise...i dunno :(

Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:31 (twelve years ago) link

Sources: Howard deal 'very close'

Sources!

Clay, Friday, 10 August 2012 00:09 (twelve years ago) link

haven't really thought about the contracts but that seems kinda good for all teams involved? except, lol, maybe the lakers

k3vin k., Friday, 10 August 2012 00:39 (twelve years ago) link

i really hope howard gets shit on in the media for years for this whole soap opera, he deserves it was more than lebron

Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 10 August 2012 00:53 (twelve years ago) link

otm

k3vin k., Friday, 10 August 2012 00:59 (twelve years ago) link

i love sources, they always have such interesting stuff to say

call all destroyer, Friday, 10 August 2012 01:26 (twelve years ago) link

I like Shved a lot but his defense is shockingly bad.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 August 2012 01:27 (twelve years ago) link

he's also apparently a gigantic headcase

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 August 2012 01:28 (twelve years ago) link

he just needs a father figure like rick adelman in his life

Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 10 August 2012 01:41 (twelve years ago) link

well then...........

Marc Stein ‏@ESPNSteinLine
Source close to talks tells ESPN that trade call with league office has been scheduled for Friday morning to process four-team Dwight deal

tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 August 2012 01:57 (twelve years ago) link

naturally i'm most interested in this from denver's angle

RIP ARON

tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 August 2012 01:57 (twelve years ago) link

lakers dealing away both gasol and bynum seems like a mistake. they're going to have a very thin bench again next year, which dogged them throughout last season. though i forgot they signed antawn jamison last month.

love iguodala on denver.

Clay, Friday, 10 August 2012 02:11 (twelve years ago) link

Reports are saying deal going to the league does not include Gasol.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 August 2012 02:13 (twelve years ago) link

the one i'm reading says otherwise!

Clay, Friday, 10 August 2012 02:13 (twelve years ago) link

Marc Stein ‏@ESPNSteinLine
Other names likely to emerge. Example: Just heard Harkless to Orlando. But deal that's being submitted for league approval indeed Pau-less

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 August 2012 02:14 (twelve years ago) link

That's who i've been following for news. He seems pretty cautious about reporting stuff.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 August 2012 02:15 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i checked twitter after you said that assuming that's where the real shit was goin down.

Clay, Friday, 10 August 2012 02:15 (twelve years ago) link

If they get Dwight without trading Pau they're a monster.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 August 2012 02:16 (twelve years ago) link

i've been pushing for denver to acquire bynum for a while now, so this is SO CLOSE lol. iggy for afflalo/big al is kind of a lateral move i guess? iggy is obviously the best player of the three, but he makes about what the other two do combined

ticagrelor rotini (k3vin k.), Friday, 10 August 2012 02:17 (twelve years ago) link

I'm guessing Iggy's deal expires sooner?

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 August 2012 02:18 (twelve years ago) link

g: nash/bake
g: kobe/whatever
f: jamison/metta
f: gasol/mcroberts?
c: dwight/whatever

that's a squad, even if the bean is completely cooked.

Clay, Friday, 10 August 2012 02:19 (twelve years ago) link

yeah that team wins the title pretty much. christ

ticagrelor rotini (k3vin k.), Friday, 10 August 2012 02:21 (twelve years ago) link

heatles gonna need someone who can guard dwight this time around.

Clay, Friday, 10 August 2012 02:23 (twelve years ago) link

the bean, heatles. i am the morbs of ilh.

Clay, Friday, 10 August 2012 02:25 (twelve years ago) link

Except everyone likes you.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 August 2012 02:26 (twelve years ago) link

aw, i like morbs

anyway if this deal goes through there is some SHADY shit going on

ticagrelor rotini (k3vin k.), Friday, 10 August 2012 02:28 (twelve years ago) link

The Houston deal from earlier this summer would give Orlando better assets.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 August 2012 02:30 (twelve years ago) link

I like Morbs too, but, unlike Clay, he has his detractors.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 August 2012 02:31 (twelve years ago) link

i'll still take the heat

the lakers will need someone to guard lebron as much as the heat will need someone to guard dwight

tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 August 2012 02:31 (twelve years ago) link

aw xp

yeah k3v otm. what is orlando really getting out of this? 1st rounders from LA, Philly, and Denver, i guess? + fodder.

Clay, Friday, 10 August 2012 02:31 (twelve years ago) link

which says nothing of OKC, whose backcourt still destroys LA's & has a pretty good frontline

tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 August 2012 02:32 (twelve years ago) link

espn now saying this is done:

A source with direct knowledge of the talks told ESPN.com's Marc Stein the Lakers will receive Howard, the Denver Nuggets will acquire Andre Iguodala, the 76ers will receive Andrew Bynum and Jason Richardson, and the Magic will get Arron Afflalo, Al Harrington, Nikola Vucevic and one protected future first-round pick from each of the other three teams.

In addition, the Magic will be getting other pieces, including 76ers No. 1 draft pick Moe Harkless, a source told Stein.

Clay, Friday, 10 August 2012 02:34 (twelve years ago) link

bynum on the sixers, wow

call all destroyer, Friday, 10 August 2012 02:41 (twelve years ago) link

more from the news of things that make me feel tremendously old: this will be jason richardson's 12th season.

Clay, Friday, 10 August 2012 02:42 (twelve years ago) link

protected picks huh

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 August 2012 02:43 (twelve years ago) link

the nuggz are REALLY getting iguodala for afflalo, harrington and one protected first rounder?!?

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 August 2012 02:44 (twelve years ago) link

I can't believe how bad this deal is compared to the Rockets offers.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 August 2012 02:45 (twelve years ago) link

i'm really confused as to why the nuggets want andre iguodala so badly that they're willing to help get bynum to LA

tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 August 2012 02:51 (twelve years ago) link

obv this is amazing for philly

tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 August 2012 02:51 (twelve years ago) link

I think Nugs want to dump contracts.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 August 2012 02:53 (twelve years ago) link

i'm really confused as to why the nuggets want andre iguodala so badly that they're willing to help get bynum to LA

― tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Thursday, August 9, 2012 10:51 PM (1 minute ago)

also i guess he plays the 2?

ticagrelor rotini (k3vin k.), Friday, 10 August 2012 02:53 (twelve years ago) link

they just signed afflalo! how could they want to dump him?

that was a totally reasonable contract, too. it wasn't like the nene max.

tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 August 2012 02:59 (twelve years ago) link

i'd still like to hear an argument in favor of the lakers beating OKC in a seven game series

dwight better truly be superman

tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 August 2012 03:00 (twelve years ago) link

lmao fuck the lakers
some hopes:
-Kobe and Nash have a simmering hatred that boils over when Kobe punches Nash in the face for not passing him the ball more than 8 times
-dwight howard catches oden's disease or like wipes out on a too-small-for-him bmx bike or gets west Nile and is out for several years
-Ron artest moves to Tibet
-pau is okay

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Friday, 10 August 2012 03:01 (twelve years ago) link

will you settle for the thunder beating them 4-2 in the WCF?

tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 August 2012 03:02 (twelve years ago) link

I will accept nothg less than total misery and calamity

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Friday, 10 August 2012 03:02 (twelve years ago) link

well that should suffice

tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 August 2012 03:04 (twelve years ago) link

it's kinda sad that our two top centers are both revolting man-children.

Clay, Friday, 10 August 2012 03:04 (twelve years ago) link

nikola pekovic is not and you take that back >:(

Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 10 August 2012 03:05 (twelve years ago) link

i'd still like to hear an argument in favor of the lakers beating OKC in a seven game series

dwight better truly be superman

― tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Thursday, August 9, 2012 11:00 PM (4 minutes ago)

they do what they did a couple months ago when they played them close, except nash takes ramon sessions' threes

ticagrelor rotini (k3vin k.), Friday, 10 August 2012 03:06 (twelve years ago) link

i agree yeah the lakers are a tough matchup for them, but there's just so much talent there

ticagrelor rotini (k3vin k.), Friday, 10 August 2012 03:07 (twelve years ago) link

Ken Berger ‏@KBergCBS
Iguodala fits into Denver trade exception acquired in Nene deal, and Nuggets still shed $43 million in future guaranteed salary. Wow.

That's a good reason to make this deal!

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 August 2012 03:25 (twelve years ago) link

damn, wow is right.

Clay, Friday, 10 August 2012 03:28 (twelve years ago) link

lol just came to post that tweet. denver knows what they're doing

anyway the time has come to trade depth for a star; iggy kinda-sorta satisfies that in that he'll be the best player on the team, and he's only guaranteed for one year so if it doesn't work out they've got room to work with

ticagrelor rotini (k3vin k.), Friday, 10 August 2012 03:30 (twelve years ago) link

his second year is a player option, I think. I can't see him turning down $15 million unless the Nuggets unexpectedly suck.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 August 2012 03:31 (twelve years ago) link

oh ok

ticagrelor rotini (k3vin k.), Friday, 10 August 2012 03:32 (twelve years ago) link

or unless he has a huge year and like, the mavs are desperate

ticagrelor rotini (k3vin k.), Friday, 10 August 2012 03:32 (twelve years ago) link

I think the Mavs are hoping Dwight makes it to free agency and they can sell him on no income tax.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 August 2012 03:33 (twelve years ago) link

Ken Berger ‏@KBergCBS
Correction: Nuggets send out $14.25M in salary for Iguodala's $14.9M. So Denver preserves its $13M trade exception.

So the Nuggets make this move and can acquire another big salary before the trade deadline if they so choose. Damn good work there, Nuggets.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 August 2012 03:42 (twelve years ago) link

what's their biggest need? a scoring two?

Clay, Friday, 10 August 2012 03:44 (twelve years ago) link

f the lakers, kind feel like everyone forgot how good Dwight is

lag∞n, Friday, 10 August 2012 03:46 (twelve years ago) link

yah hes v good

ticagrelor rotini (k3vin k.), Friday, 10 August 2012 03:47 (twelve years ago) link

As far as the Nuggets, I don't know what the biggest need is going to be. I'm not sure that a Faried and Randolph combo at the 4 is good enough, but a scoring wing to mix with Iggy and Chandler might be a good call. I'm intrigued by the moves though.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 August 2012 03:47 (twelve years ago) link

what's their biggest need? a scoring two?

― Clay, Thursday, August 9, 2012 11:44 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

good thing they traded aron afflalo

tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 August 2012 03:48 (twelve years ago) link

Iggy >>>>> Afflalo.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 August 2012 03:48 (twelve years ago) link

magic r getting super fd here no

lag∞n, Friday, 10 August 2012 03:48 (twelve years ago) link

the nuggets are kinda like a working version of the rockets

tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 August 2012 03:49 (twelve years ago) link

i sort of don't understand the concept of the trade exemption

tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 August 2012 03:50 (twelve years ago) link

I forgot Gallo! The Nuggets are gonna be fun again.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 August 2012 03:50 (twelve years ago) link

magic are totally fucked

Nuggets w/Iggy is going to be a blast

windjammer voyage (blank), Friday, 10 August 2012 03:51 (twelve years ago) link

magic got 3 1st rounders? that seems like a worthy haul...tho i guess it depends on just how protected they are

running like a young deer (symsymsym), Friday, 10 August 2012 03:53 (twelve years ago) link

lawson, iggy, gallo, faried, javale, dre miller, MOZGOV, wilson chandler. such a fun team.

Clay, Friday, 10 August 2012 03:53 (twelve years ago) link

we all ready for D-Ho, Finals MVP? Fucking lakers

running like a young deer (symsymsym), Friday, 10 August 2012 03:54 (twelve years ago) link

magics picks are prolly like
top25 protected
2024 first rounder
can only draft a white player from the pacific northwest

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Friday, 10 August 2012 03:55 (twelve years ago) link

weird team now

all trust in masai tho

tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 August 2012 03:55 (twelve years ago) link

cool, heats and lakers are now official fc barcelona and real madrid

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Friday, 10 August 2012 03:55 (twelve years ago) link

somehow the magic managed to send out the one player they have on a "bad contract" who is actually still maybe kind of worth it

tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 August 2012 03:56 (twelve years ago) link

guys they traded arron afflalo and al harrington for Andre Iguodala. The financials are just gravy.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 August 2012 03:56 (twelve years ago) link

it will be a test tho to see if george karl can just wring 100 pts per game out of any roster

tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 August 2012 03:57 (twelve years ago) link

Afflalo isn't really a scoring 2 btw, he's an efficiency guy who plays D

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 August 2012 03:58 (twelve years ago) link

^^^ basically (xp, both of matt's posts)

but still, who is playing the 2

ticagrelor rotini (k3vin k.), Friday, 10 August 2012 03:58 (twelve years ago) link

it will be a test tho to see if george karl can just wring 100 pts per game out of any roster

― tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Thursday, August 9, 2012 11:57 PM (1 minute ago)

well they'll still play fast as hell

ticagrelor rotini (k3vin k.), Friday, 10 August 2012 03:59 (twelve years ago) link

Andre Iguodala ‏@mindofAI9
Hmmmm.... YESSIRRRR!!! (Pharell voice)

tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 August 2012 03:59 (twelve years ago) link

i wonder if this is some roundabout way to being able to sign ty lawson long term

tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 August 2012 04:00 (twelve years ago) link

masai signing two guys to long-term deals and then trading them w/in 12 mos is pretty next level. that guy is incredible.

tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 August 2012 04:01 (twelve years ago) link

I love Ujiri so much

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 August 2012 04:02 (twelve years ago) link

I'm really invested in the Nuggets because I love every single move he does, pretty much. So if they end up sucking I'll be really embarrassed.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 August 2012 04:03 (twelve years ago) link

Wilson chandler will be gone too soon, btw

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 August 2012 04:04 (twelve years ago) link

err more like gone soon, too

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 August 2012 04:08 (twelve years ago) link

yeah with 2 other quality 3s i guess he's expendable

ticagrelor rotini (k3vin k.), Friday, 10 August 2012 04:12 (twelve years ago) link

I feel like this is gonna blow up in Philly's faces here

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 August 2012 04:27 (twelve years ago) link

remember when the magic fired one of the best coaches in the league so they could keep dwight around

Clay, Friday, 10 August 2012 04:31 (twelve years ago) link

I feel like this is gonna blow up in Philly's faces here

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, August 10, 2012 12:27 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

i'd be terrified of building a franchise around andrew bynum BUT if they lock him into a deal & he plays as well as he could, that's a decent, young-ish team that could conceivably make some noise once the celtics age themselves out and the new cap rules really start to put the crunch on the heat

tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 August 2012 04:35 (twelve years ago) link

ya Philly is not slouchy
Lakers are bandits
Denver made some room, got an Olympian
lmfao only fucking Orlando could be the one trading a top 5 talent and get the worst end of the deal

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Friday, 10 August 2012 04:36 (twelve years ago) link

so is Dwight gonna learn the Princeton offense or what

johnathan lee riche$ (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 10 August 2012 05:27 (twelve years ago) link

Really really curious now whether popular opinion will begin to drive against Nash in some way. Everybody loves Steve Nash! Can even that level of goodwill be eroded by association with a Dwight/Kobe juggernaut?

Clay, Friday, 10 August 2012 05:33 (twelve years ago) link

Nash already tainted by Laker stank. Can't don a yellow jersey without some foul reek getting on you.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 August 2012 05:38 (twelve years ago) link

He has the doin it for his kids excuse so maybe fans won't come down so hard on him. Plus he'll look like he's having fun, people like that.

Clay, Friday, 10 August 2012 05:43 (twelve years ago) link

one thing I always forget about the Harrington deal is that it's only partially guaranteed. Orlando will just buy him out.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 August 2012 05:44 (twelve years ago) link

magic got rid of duhon

tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 August 2012 05:45 (twelve years ago) link

Wilson Chandler's last year is only 2m guaranteed too, Ujiri is crafty.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 August 2012 05:47 (twelve years ago) link

still owe big baby, hedo & jameer at least $55m combined over the next three years

& that doesn't account for afflalo's contract with has $28m on it

or that the owner is still paying arenas $42 million over the next two years

tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 August 2012 05:52 (twelve years ago) link

harrington's last two years are non-guaranteed i guess, so that's something

tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 August 2012 05:53 (twelve years ago) link

that is completely bonkers re: magic contracts.

Clay, Friday, 10 August 2012 05:57 (twelve years ago) link

what is orlando's team?

pg jameer
sg afflalo/redick
sf turkoglu/q rich/harkless
pf big baby/harrington/nicholson
c gustavo ayon/vucevic

+ some random PG?

what a weird mix

tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 August 2012 05:58 (twelve years ago) link

here are the picks the magic got in this trade:

- from denver: protected first round pick
- from philly: protected first round pick, no earlier than 2015
- from LA: protected first round pick, no earlier than 2017

tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 August 2012 05:59 (twelve years ago) link

ouch

running like a young deer (symsymsym), Friday, 10 August 2012 07:09 (twelve years ago) link

i'm of a split mind on those picks actually... ideally you would want more immediate help... but those dates are far off enough that maybe a few things break certain ways that make philly or LA worse than you would expect

tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 August 2012 07:15 (twelve years ago) link

Bynum for Howard straight up woulda been a much better deal than this nonsense

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Friday, 10 August 2012 07:42 (twelve years ago) link

i guess they didn't have confidence in bynum agreeing to an extension

there had to have been better deals out there, tho

tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 August 2012 07:46 (twelve years ago) link

bynum's willingness to sign with whatever team would throw him a max in free agency -- even the cavs! -- is still weirding me out a bit. nothing wrong with it in theory, of course, but it makes me wonder if he's worrying about his knees or some shit.

tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 August 2012 07:47 (twelve years ago) link

happy to see iggy go to a team where he doesnt have to be the top banana

kanye shiwen (dayo), Friday, 10 August 2012 11:38 (twelve years ago) link

otoh, fuck bynum, he's gonna get eaten alive by philly fans, over/under is 30 games next season before he starts catching some Coach DNPs for being a sulking baby

kanye shiwen (dayo), Friday, 10 August 2012 11:39 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/00QzP.jpg

carne asada, Friday, 10 August 2012 12:33 (twelve years ago) link

haha

lag∞n, Friday, 10 August 2012 12:47 (twelve years ago) link

I could see Bynum getting it together maybe, he is a v good basketball player maybe just needs to get away from l.a. and the sociopath Kobe Bryant

lag∞n, Friday, 10 August 2012 12:48 (twelve years ago) link

his willingness to sign long term any plance is a cry for help imho

lag∞n, Friday, 10 August 2012 12:49 (twelve years ago) link

god how do the lakers always get the best of every trade fuck them forever

lag∞n, Friday, 10 August 2012 12:49 (twelve years ago) link

how did orlando not get any good draft picks out of this

lag∞n, Friday, 10 August 2012 12:50 (twelve years ago) link

lakers should move gasol for pieces now

lag∞n, Friday, 10 August 2012 12:50 (twelve years ago) link

call up Houston maybe

lag∞n, Friday, 10 August 2012 12:51 (twelve years ago) link

D12 deal a head-scratcher for Magic
John Hollinger [ARCHIVE]

ESPN.com | August 10, 2012
That's it?

Wait, let me rephrase that.

THAT'S IT????!?!?!?!?!?!?

John McEnroe-like wonder fills me at the reported Dwight Howard trade to the Lakers. You cannot be serious! I keep hoping in vain for David Stern to intervene and void the trade for basketball reasons. Or any other reason.

This deal makes a mockery of the new collective bargaining agreement's alleged fairness to small markets; Orlando is selling one of the best players in the NBA for pennies on the dollar, while the rich only get richer. (But the tax-paying Lakers can't sign-and-trade Matt Barnes -- that'll show 'em!)

Mark my words: When we have our next lockout in 2016, this trade will be one of the flash points. The Lakers have a $99 million payroll, and will go over the century mark if and when Devin Ebanks and Barnes re-sign. For the small-market owners, all they can do is count the luxury tax dollars from L.A. and golf clap over their 53-win glass ceiling. That's better than losing money, but they're still hermetically sealed off from a taste of the championship unless they're either incredibly lucky or incredibly brilliant. (Schedule alert: The Lakers don't visit the House That Dwight Built And Promptly Vacated until March 12.)

To review the known details for each team in this complex deal, which is pending a Friday morning trade call:

- The Lakers give up Andrew Bynum and a protected 2017 first-round pick, and receive Howard.

- The Nuggets give up Arron Afflalo, Al Harrington and a protected first-round pick, and receive Andre Iguodala.

- The Sixers give up Iguodala, Nikola Vucevic, Moe Harkless and a protected first-round pick that can be no earlier than 2015, and receive Bynum and Jason Richardson.

- The Magic give up Howard and Richardson, and receive Afflalo, Harrington, Vucevic, Harkless and the three protected first-round picks mentioned above.

Basically, I like this deal for the other three teams ... and hate it for Orlando. Let's break it down for each one:

Orlando Magic

I don't feel totally comfortable ripping them because I don't know what competing offers they had, but I have a hard time believing they couldn't do better than this. Suddenly, overpaying Brook Lopez doesn't sound so bad.

The Magic didn't generate that much salary-cap savings, but they didn't really need to. They'll have max cap room heading into the 2013 offseason, and they'll be even further under the cap if they cut partially guaranteed deals belonging to Harrington and Hedo Turkoglu.

But let's put it this way: The two players they received as salary ballast wouldn't have been my first two choices from the three other rosters in this deal.

Afflalo is a halfway decent scorer who decided he was "The Man" last season and stopped playing defense. He's a hard-working, quality player, but he's also owed $31 million over the next four years and he'll be 27 years old by the start of this coming season.

Harrington had a nice 2011-12, too, but Denver was wise to sell high. He is a Fluke Rule player (i.e., his stats can be expected to regress sharply next season), has a bad knee and is 32 years old. Just what you need to rebuild.

Together, Afflalo and Harrington make nearly as much as Howard, and I'd argue that their two contracts have negative value going forward (although the Magic could cut Harrington after the season and save half the money since his deal is only 50 percent guaranteed).

Oh, the Magic got some other things out of it, but it's all flotsam. They received three first-round picks, but they won't get much immediate help from those -- Philly's pick won't arrive until 2015 at the earliest, and the pick from the Lakers won't be available until 2017.

The Magic also get two recent draft picks in the deal, Harkless and Vucevic, so they'll argue that they got five first-round picks for Howard. But they'll likely end up being five low-value firsts at the back end of the draft. In fact, they're guaranteed to be bad, since our Marc Stein reports that all three future ones are lottery protected. Of the other two, Vucevic is a solid backup center but nothing special, and I thought Harkless was a reach as a first-rounder.

Instead, the only lottery pick Orlando gets out of this is its own, after what figures to be a 19-win season in 2012-13 leaves the Magic with a top-five pick.

The amazing part, however, is what Orlando didn't get out of this: No Bynum. No Pau Gasol. Not even an Iguodala. I have a hard time believing Orlando couldn't stick the Lakers with Harrington and Magic forward Glen Davis in return for Gasol, given that the Lakers had no other realistic means of acquiring Howard.

It appears Orlando wants to rip its roster down to the studs and emulate the Oklahoma City model -- after all, new general manager Rob Hennigan came from the Thunder -- and perhaps the Magic can pull it off. Now all they have to do is select an all-time great and two other All-Stars in the next three drafts, and they'll be all set to emulate the Thunder.

Los Angeles Lakers

This is going to be so funny next summer when Howard spurns the Lakers to sign with the Hawks.

(Wakes up.)

Holy hell, it's good to be the Lakers. After somehow parlaying a pile of backyard trash into Steve Nash, they now have converted the very good Andrew Bynum into the absolutely dominant Dwight Howard. As reported, they somehow didn't have to give up Gasol or even take back any bad contracts. But I'm sure they're crying a river over the 2017 first-round pick they had to give up. You'll excuse the Spurs and Thunder for feeling like they're playing a game that's rigged against them.

It leaves the Lakers with a bit of a Miami in 2010-11 scenario, in which the pieces don't quite fit and they have to figure out how to make them mesh. As it was with Miami, having pieces such as these means it probably doesn't matter.

Process this: Pau Gasol is the fourth option. The Lakers are running the pick-and-roll with Nash and Howard, Gasol lifting for the midrange J, and Kobe lurking on the weak side? Good luck defending that.

There is some risk that Howard will leave after the season, but it was equally present with Bynum. The new CBA gives players incentive to test free agency, so flight risk is part of the equation going forward. But again, when you're the Lakers, flight risk is much less of a problem than it is for, oh, say, Orlando.

Philadelphia 76ers

I've been harsh on Philly's front office, but this is a heck of a deal for the 76ers. Players such as Bynum aren't going to just show up in Philadelphia, but between having his Bird rights and his growing up in nearby central Jersey, he's about as minimal a flight risk as they could hope to get.

Suddenly, the Sixers have a building block in the middle, and it didn't even cost them that much. Iguodala is a heck of a player and will be missed, but the other assets they relinquished were fungible. And even though Richardson is on a bad contract, he isn't exactly dead weight -- especially with a big man to draw double-teams.

Of course, this makes the preceding events of the summer only look more foolish. Elton Brand would have been great next to Bynum, there's no need for Kwame Brown to play a minute on this roster (not that there was before), and Nick Young and Dorell Wright are redundant next to Richardson. Philly still has some work to do to get its roster shipshape for opening day. (Also, Philly: Any time you want to sign a backup point guard, go right ahead. Really.)

But as for this trade? There's no way Philly couldn't do this deal. When you're one of the Other 25 in the league, you have to take chances on elite players when they come. The Sixers are taking a calculated gamble, and it should pay off. Their worst-case scenario is they get one year of Bynum and drop Iguodala's contract, which isn't necessarily a bad thing on its own.

Denver Nuggets

I love this deal for the Nuggets. Loveitloveitloveit. Iguodala is a hellacious wing stopper, the perfect complement for Danilo Gallinari, and his transition play will only be more terrifying surrounded by all that speed in Denver. The Nuggets are selling high on two players (Afflalo and Harrington) who might have peaked last season (especially Harrington) and move themselves a bit closer to making their no-stars model a viable one for getting beyond the first round of the playoffs.

The only little fly in the ointment is that they helped the Lakers get Howard. Um, that's gonna be a problem. But Denver got better, too, and did so while actually improving its cap position, since Iguodala has only two years left on his deal. The Nuggets wriggle out of about $23 million in future money, or $16 million if you subtract the nonguaranteed part of Harrington's deal, and put themselves in position to be a cap team in 2014 if this doesn't work.

As an aside, it also appears the Nuggets have become masters of what we'll call the "delayed sign-and-trade." After mild overpays of both Nene and Afflalo last summer, done to keep each from departing without compensation, Denver quickly moved them along before the deals came back to bite it. The race between Wilson Chandler and JaVale McGee to be the next one should be entertaining.

In the meantime, a Denver club that was 19th in defensive efficiency likely will make a sharp jump with Iggy in tow. And as a side benefit, the Nuggets create some space on a roster that was getting dangerously overcrowded.
Comment on this story

lag∞n, Friday, 10 August 2012 12:57 (twelve years ago) link

maybe the magic will pull out cause of the negative reaction on twitter

lag∞n, Friday, 10 August 2012 13:02 (twelve years ago) link

excited for bynum v. collins clashes

kanye shiwen (dayo), Friday, 10 August 2012 13:13 (twelve years ago) link

yeah doug isnt gonna survive Bynum is he

lag∞n, Friday, 10 August 2012 13:22 (twelve years ago) link

holy fuck is this real

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Friday, 10 August 2012 13:45 (twelve years ago) link

Well, this wrinkle evens it all out:

Ken Berger ‏@KBergCBS
Chris Duhon and Earl Clark to L.A., and Magic get two 2nd-round picks in addition to three first-rounders.

Magic have to do it with that bonus throw it. Sheesh.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 August 2012 13:46 (twelve years ago) link

i had just assumed the magic had some problem with bynum-for-howard and they would end up swapping him for a massive tray of houston's spare parts

apparently the sticking point is that bynum-for-howard WASN'T SHITTY ENOUGH

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Friday, 10 August 2012 13:47 (twelve years ago) link

pretty much, it seems.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 August 2012 13:47 (twelve years ago) link

feel like this guy is getting his revenge on the internet basically

http://instntrply.com/trync

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Friday, 10 August 2012 13:47 (twelve years ago) link

(oops that was kupchak zoom.gif)

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Friday, 10 August 2012 13:48 (twelve years ago) link

in 20 years people r gonna be all there no rivalries like those old heat/lakers matchups anymore

lag∞n, Friday, 10 August 2012 13:49 (twelve years ago) link

there's still a chance for stern to void this one

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Friday, 10 August 2012 14:17 (twelve years ago) link

which would be all-time legendary trolling

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Friday, 10 August 2012 14:17 (twelve years ago) link

so who are the 5 not in the "other 25" hollinger is talking about? i assume he means teams with gobs of money who can buy their way out of problems pre-lockout style

meaning la, miami, nyk, brooklyn i guess, who is the fifth?

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Friday, 10 August 2012 14:19 (twelve years ago) link

dallas when cuban feels like paying the tax?

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Friday, 10 August 2012 14:19 (twelve years ago) link

Or maybe Boston, who were taxpayers under the old CBA.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 August 2012 14:21 (twelve years ago) link

But then again the Celtics, pre-big three trades, couldn't buy a free agent. So I assume Dallas too.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 August 2012 14:23 (twelve years ago) link

there's still a chance for stern to void this one

― questionable motor (agent hibachi), Friday, August 10, 2012 10:17 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

stern only vetoed the one trade cause the he owned the team no

lag∞n, Friday, 10 August 2012 14:24 (twelve years ago) link

i think the league has to approve so they can ensure all trades are done in good faith or something but yeah, that's the only defensible reason to veto, so assuming everyone shows up for the call it should be done

i just think it would be hilarious

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Friday, 10 August 2012 14:29 (twelve years ago) link

squeeeeeeee so giddy for the nuggs this season

ticagrelor rotini (k3vin k.), Friday, 10 August 2012 16:52 (twelve years ago) link

Relive every title-clinching Finals game from 1980-2012 in its entirety all week long on NBA TV.

dammit i wish i still had nbatv

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Friday, 10 August 2012 16:55 (twelve years ago) link

:O

ticagrelor rotini (k3vin k.), Friday, 10 August 2012 16:55 (twelve years ago) link

I could see Bynum getting it together maybe, he is a v good basketball player maybe just needs to get away from l.a. and the sociopath Kobe Bryant

― lag∞n, Friday, 10 August 2012 12:48 (6 hours ago) Permalink

Bynum is more of a sociopath than Kobe. He's like the worst human being in the NBA.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 August 2012 19:15 (twelve years ago) link

Love watching him play tho

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 August 2012 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

supposedly the Nets offered FOUR unprotected first rounders.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 August 2012 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

ynum is perfect in Killadelphia.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 August 2012 19:38 (twelve years ago) link

Bynum, obv.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 August 2012 19:38 (twelve years ago) link

team USA is playing today right? Wonder if bron is on speaking terms with kobe.

Clay, Friday, 10 August 2012 19:59 (twelve years ago) link

from July 4th, 2012:

The Nets and the Magic are discussing a trade that would send Howard to Brooklyn for Brook Lopez, Kris Humphries, MarShon Brooks and the Nets' first-round draft picks in 2013, 2015 and 2017, sources said. Lopez and Humphries, who are both free agents, would go to Orlando in sign-and-trade deals.

Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 10 August 2012 21:33 (twelve years ago) link

AND factor in letting Dwight drive off Van Gundy....I mean if I were the owner I would fire everyone, fuck.

Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 10 August 2012 21:34 (twelve years ago) link

hollinger mentioned in his piece that there were some rumblings that the front office was meddling a bit in the dwight trade discussions, so i think it's reasonable to wonder if they left a better nets deal in the dust in order to spite dwight

tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 August 2012 21:35 (twelve years ago) link

if so, that makes them doubly stupid!

Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 10 August 2012 21:37 (twelve years ago) link

spite Dwight by sending him to the team with an elite player at 3 of the other 4 positions.

Clay, Friday, 10 August 2012 21:48 (twelve years ago) link

Man, the Magic just love shipping hall of fame centers to the Lakers for nothing huh.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Friday, 10 August 2012 21:53 (twelve years ago) link

Shaq was a free agent.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 August 2012 21:59 (twelve years ago) link

whatever man, whatever. just let me hate everyone ok.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Friday, 10 August 2012 22:01 (twelve years ago) link

35 combined all-star appearances between the lakers starting 5 nbd

Clay, Friday, 10 August 2012 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha I love that the new CBA has actually made the league less competitive

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Friday, 10 August 2012 22:10 (twelve years ago) link

#hoopideas
no maximum salary amount, ok w limiting to 4 or 5 years or whatever

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Friday, 10 August 2012 22:12 (twelve years ago) link

this deal had nothing to do with the new CBA

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 11 August 2012 02:16 (twelve years ago) link

explain why's not

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Saturday, 11 August 2012 02:17 (twelve years ago) link

it's exactly the same situation as the Melo trade which occurred under the old CBA

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 11 August 2012 02:37 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not combining that the old CBA was good and this new one stinks, theyre both flawed, I think this one is more so

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Saturday, 11 August 2012 02:42 (twelve years ago) link

complaining,not combining
I'm v tired

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Saturday, 11 August 2012 02:42 (twelve years ago) link

but you're saying that this deal has made the league less competitive and implied it had something to do with this deal.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 11 August 2012 02:45 (twelve years ago) link

I mean the lakers getting Dwight had absolutely nothing to do with the new CBA, it's the same ol' same ol'. He wanted to go there and they had an asset that could get it done. They got Kareem and Wilt too.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 11 August 2012 02:46 (twelve years ago) link

I just mean the escalating lux tax shit will price out small market moderate overspenders like the spurs, magic, etc who have remained competitive against large mark teams from ny, la, Dallas, etc because the luxury tax penalties weren't that stiff. I fear that only the very wealthiest of teams will be able to assemble championship teams on the reg. like even under the old CBA, okc cd keep that co together. now? I dunno, don't mind me, I just hate the lakers for having more than every team all the time.

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Saturday, 11 August 2012 03:31 (twelve years ago) link

the new cba is entirely abt reducing the players cut of nba revenue, the rest is window dressing

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 August 2012 06:10 (twelve years ago) link

well that too

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Saturday, 11 August 2012 13:35 (twelve years ago) link

the immediate results of the new CBA is that huge market teams like the Knicks and Bulls have panicked and had to get rid of Lin, Asik, Korver etc. Small market teams like the Spurs haven't really changed anything in response.

I really doubt you'll see a new era of a few teams going super-lux while everyone else is left out in the cold. The lakers were terrified of the lux for years and won titles anyway. The NBA makes overspending an iffy strategy, because free agency is limited. So most of the teams that go deep into the lux are teams like the Nets who agree to take on awful contracts like Joe Johnson or overpay guys like Brook Lopez.

It does suck that OKC can't keep all their guys and maybe if the team was in LA they could but they would have been a lux-avoiding team anyway.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 11 August 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

*trusts ur judgment on this one*

electric point-electric counterpoint (m bison), Saturday, 11 August 2012 17:46 (twelve years ago) link

i thought okc would be able to keep all 4 if they amnestied perk?

ticagrelor rotini (k3vin k.), Saturday, 11 August 2012 18:06 (twelve years ago) link

well they can do whatever they want but if they keep all 4 they'll be flirting with the lux a lot

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 11 August 2012 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

trade westbrook

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 August 2012 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha

blue öyster crüt (m bison), Monday, 13 August 2012 17:08 (twelve years ago) link

3+6=4

Clay, Monday, 13 August 2012 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

good news

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 05:07 (twelve years ago) link

“I’m a cat lover. Our family always had cats — Siamese first, then the cat of the same breed. And now I have a Bengal — same as the snow leopard, only little. Chica is the name. She wakes me every morning and evening. It’s so nice when you come tired, in a bad mood, and the cat settles on your knees. You have to stroke it and you somehow calm down. Not for nothing do they say that cats are treated. Play with it, scratch it — and somehow the problems are forgotten."

Alexey Shved otm.

They got Kareem and Wilt too.

And Shaq.

Aimless, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:36 (twelve years ago) link

Bynum gettn that Kobe

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 21:14 (twelve years ago) link

love that, despite a hall of fame career, "that kobe" will forever be associated with surgery

blue öyster crüt (m bison), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

it is a great term

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 21:17 (twelve years ago) link

is it a thing outside of this board or

ticagrelor rotini (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 21:21 (twelve years ago) link

Don't think so.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 21:32 (twelve years ago) link

ilh is all-encompassing

blue öyster crüt (m bison), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 21:33 (twelve years ago) link

ilh contains multitudes. ilh is a demi-monde, a microcosm, a limitless universe bounded in a walnut shell.

Aimless, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 21:53 (twelve years ago) link

ILH gonna get that kobe

blue öyster crüt (m bison), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 22:09 (twelve years ago) link

love that, despite a hall of fame career, "that kobe" will forever be associated with surgery

― blue öyster crüt (m bison), Tuesday, August 14, 2012 5:16 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it is a great term

― Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Tuesday, August 14, 2012 5:17 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is it a thing outside of this board or

― ticagrelor rotini (k3vin k.), Tuesday, August 14, 2012 5:21 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Don't think so.

― Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Tuesday, August 14, 2012 5:32 PM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Want to say that of course people refer to the fly-to-Germany-for-weird-platelet-spun-plasma-knee-therapy thing as "getting a Kobe," also it's surprisingly tough to find them w/ exact-phrase Google searches. "That Kobe" probably not as common.

Also, "gettin that Kobe" is a better phrase legacy than "gettin a Kobe Special," although it's doubtful that knee surgery will get as much traction in rap lyrics as the sorry-I-cheated ring.

oh yeah i wasn't hating just wondering if it had gained wider acceptance. i'm cool w/ it being an ILH meme

ticagrelor rotini (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:31 (twelve years ago) link

Nuggs have been my #3 team for the last few years, but since the suns are due to win about 15 games, they will be moving into my #2 slot.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 03:45 (twelve years ago) link

Did anything ever come of those Birdman child porn allegations?

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 03:46 (twelve years ago) link

oh yeah shit i forgot all about that. hope not

ticagrelor rotini (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 03:47 (twelve years ago) link

i'm not finding anything new on the investigation since May. The nuggets amnestied him in July, though.

Clay, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 03:50 (twelve years ago) link

oh, his attorney claimed it was an "extortion plot": http://probasketballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/05/11/chris-andersens-attorney-suggests-nugget-being-extorted/

“A female fan in 2010 mailed Mr. Andersen multiple letters and included several photos in which she was scantily clad. Chris and this woman communicated with each other and in 2011, this woman, who represented herself as 21 years of age, flew to Colorado, showing her required identification. After leaving Colorado, she became upset at his lack of interest. In 2012, she threatened to retaliate if he did not provide financial remuneration. “

According to the statement, someone purporting to be the woman’s mother wrote in an email that ” ‘i (sic) want him to pay for everything on her Amazon wish list, 5K for her bedding stuff and her victoria secret wish list.”

“Professional athletes are routinely targeted by these types of individuals,” the statement said. “The media has been speculating that he’s a suspect and not a victim in a criminal investigation. Mr. Andersen has been fully cooperative with the authorities. The investigation is expected to take three weeks. We’re confident it will show that Chris did not engage in any criminal conduct.”

his agent has recently said that andersen's mulling multiple offers (but claiming they're up to $5mil/year so that's probably just agent talk).

Clay, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 03:53 (twelve years ago) link

he actually looked pretty good in the limited time he was getting - his getting shelved was always a little baffling to me

ticagrelor rotini (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 03:55 (twelve years ago) link

Hope he's innocent. I think he can be a good fit on a lot of teams.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 04:00 (twelve years ago) link

would have sex with all this white girls

johnathan lee riche$ (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 16:18 (twelve years ago) link

lol Kobe

Kobe Bryant's wife Vanessa filed for divorce last winter after claiming that the two's differences were irreconcilable, but the two eventually rekindled their union and appear to be on good terms. And, after a tough initial run together that featured an infamous bout of public infidelity, it appears as if Vanessa's good terms are going to be on her terms. She wants rings, she'll have you know. Don't bother even leaving the house if you're not going to come back with one.

From a New York Magazine transcription from Sports on Earth's Nicki Jhabvala, as tipped off to us by The Basketball Jones:

"I certainly would not want to be married to somebody that can't win championships. If you're sacrificing time away from my family and myself for the benefit of winning championships, then winning a championship should happen every single year."

frogbs, Thursday, 16 August 2012 18:12 (twelve years ago) link

they deserve each other

ticagrelor rotini (k3vin k.), Thursday, 16 August 2012 18:13 (twelve years ago) link

you can say that again

frogbs, Thursday, 16 August 2012 18:16 (twelve years ago) link

re: got that kobe

search says san lazaro posted in feb of this year quoting a blog post quoting swaggy p:

Nick Young on Arenas to LAL:

“Yea, he’s been working out. He said he got the — I don’t know if I’m supposed to say this — but he got that Kobe treatment on his knees…”
http://www.truthaboutit.net/2012/02/gilbert-arenas-to-the-lakers-what-nick-young-thinks.html

followed immediately by a couple of lols at the phrase "got that kobe treatment on his knees" since previous to germany getting a kobe implied something a little uh different

followed by lag88n posting this a lil later

lag∞n wrote this on thread 2011-12 NBA Season Thread Pt. 2: Linsanity is on the clock because the playoffs start in like five minutes on board I Love Hoops on Mar 17, 2012

blatche got that kobe

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Thursday, 16 August 2012 23:08 (twelve years ago) link

so basically the way i break it down is its an ilh thing with nick young roots to an extent

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Thursday, 16 August 2012 23:11 (twelve years ago) link

btw jermaine oneal signed with the suns = phx training staff basically fuckin around like what do we do now that steve and grant are gone, send us some broke ass old dudes to resuscitate

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Thursday, 16 August 2012 23:12 (twelve years ago) link

lol

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Thursday, 16 August 2012 23:24 (twelve years ago) link

phx suns sign dick cheney to 2 year deal

Clay, Thursday, 16 August 2012 23:25 (twelve years ago) link

So who will be the 8 seed in the west this time.. Minnesota?

windjamm voyager (blank), Thursday, 16 August 2012 23:28 (twelve years ago) link

GOLDEN STATE

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Thursday, 16 August 2012 23:34 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah I hope. No Suns means a clear opening

windjamm voyager (blank), Thursday, 16 August 2012 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

GO WOLVES!

i think we would have been the 8th seed last year if ricky wouldn't have gotten hurt

Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 16 August 2012 23:42 (twelve years ago) link

Basically, that's why Wolves were my first thought. That and Kirlenko (maybe)

windjamm voyager (blank), Thursday, 16 August 2012 23:49 (twelve years ago) link

i outside of the 10 games of the season where michael beasley decides to play basketball, we haven't lost anything...added AK, Shved, Roy (assuming we get anything from him), and that doofy center dude

Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 17 August 2012 00:04 (twelve years ago) link

the best thing that the wolves have done is ended the Wes Johnson era. Going from the worst wing player in the NBA to a somewhat competent one has to mean at least a handful of wins right?

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 17 August 2012 00:49 (twelve years ago) link

sry about the grammar

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 17 August 2012 00:53 (twelve years ago) link

the best thing that the wolves have done is ended the Wes Johnson era. Going from the worst wing player in the NBA to a somewhat competent one has to mean at least a handful of wins right?

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, August 16, 2012 7:49 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah! and i forgot to mention chase "i dunked over diddy dirty money" budinger

also getting darko and anthony randolph, the two most useless 7 footers in the world, out of there is good too

Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 17 August 2012 02:13 (twelve years ago) link

yeah the west should be NUTZ this year

ticagrelor rotini (k3vin k.), Friday, 17 August 2012 04:51 (twelve years ago) link

new basketball ref goodies:

http://www.basketball-reference.com/contracts/

Clay, Friday, 17 August 2012 05:41 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.basketball-reference.com/contracts/LAL.html

wtf at some of the people the lakers are paying off this year. karl malone? nearly $3mil to ron harper? mitch richmond gettin payed!

Clay, Friday, 17 August 2012 05:57 (twelve years ago) link

hoopsworld has the best salary info imo, they give you all the stuff like buyouts

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 17 August 2012 06:08 (twelve years ago) link

check out this monstrosity:

http://www.hoopsworld.com/houston-rockets-team-salary

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 17 August 2012 06:09 (twelve years ago) link

oh nvm, I guess it's all in the payroll notes, this prob. is the best now.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 17 August 2012 06:15 (twelve years ago) link

http://hwww.iamagm.com/article/kris-humphries-subpoenaed-kanye-west--by-putting-a-nordstrom-box-at-front-door-of-kim-kardashian#.UCwmsIl5mc0

― ticagrelor rotini (k3vin k.), Wednesday, August 15, 2012 6:47 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

lag∞n, Friday, 17 August 2012 15:20 (twelve years ago) link

http://hoopshype.com/campaign.htm

ainge and riley both romney donors

ticagrelor rotini (k3vin k.), Saturday, 18 August 2012 05:09 (twelve years ago) link

aw fuck

a hoy hoy heat (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 18 August 2012 05:19 (twelve years ago) link

ainge is mormon fwiw.

Clay, Saturday, 18 August 2012 05:25 (twelve years ago) link

riles just a scumbag

blue öyster crüt (m bison), Saturday, 18 August 2012 11:42 (twelve years ago) link

Gregg Popovich
Head coach
San Antonio Spurs
$5,000
Barack Obama

FUCK THE WORLD, BEST COACH OF ALL TIME

blue öyster crüt (m bison), Saturday, 18 August 2012 11:44 (twelve years ago) link

not you too brain doo

lag∞n, Saturday, 18 August 2012 14:23 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.houstontoyotacenter.com/jobs/job_528.php

lag∞n, Saturday, 18 August 2012 15:16 (twelve years ago) link

ibaka 4/$48

lag∞n, Saturday, 18 August 2012 15:46 (twelve years ago) link

#amnestyperk

ticagrelor rotini (k3vin k.), Saturday, 18 August 2012 16:48 (twelve years ago) link

im sure that was the plan up until last week

lag∞n, Saturday, 18 August 2012 16:49 (twelve years ago) link

yeah howard kinda throw a wrench into things

ticagrelor rotini (k3vin k.), Saturday, 18 August 2012 17:01 (twelve years ago) link

<3 <3 pop

a hoy hoy heat (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 18 August 2012 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

Pops is one of the all-time greats.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Saturday, 18 August 2012 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

Ibaka at less than the max in this climate is probably a steal.

Clay, Saturday, 18 August 2012 22:25 (twelve years ago) link

Zach Lowe thinks they'll pay the tax for two years and make a run at a title and then retool the team with at least Durant/Westbrook as constants

a hoy hoy heat (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 18 August 2012 23:34 (twelve years ago) link

not a bad strategy imo

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Saturday, 18 August 2012 23:44 (twelve years ago) link

ok Morey gave 8,500 to mitt and tweeted a link to an xkcd comic, I'm done with this guy

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 19 August 2012 04:37 (twelve years ago) link

hahah

a hoy hoy heat (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 19 August 2012 04:39 (twelve years ago) link

combine that and the fact that he horded draft picks and got no stars and is stuck with Jeremy Lin and Omer Asik...I think we have enough evidence to press charges that maybe Daryl morey is an idiot?

blue öyster crüt (m bison), Sunday, 19 August 2012 12:57 (twelve years ago) link

someone on twitter said something the other day like "maybe morey's failures show why you shouldn't hire a scientist to sell cars"

ticagrelor rotini (k3vin k.), Sunday, 19 August 2012 16:04 (twelve years ago) link

dang this whole time i was under the impression he was a cool guy

lag∞n, Sunday, 19 August 2012 17:23 (twelve years ago) link

the asik and lin deals are reasonable and his method of prying them away was genius

also his 2012 draft was really good... white and lamb were two of the most impressive players at the summer league

a hoy hoy heat (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 19 August 2012 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

agree

lag∞n, Sunday, 19 August 2012 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

also he offered a better package than what lando got back for dwight

lag∞n, Sunday, 19 August 2012 17:29 (twelve years ago) link

lol every time i think abt that trade a new wave of wtf washes over me

lag∞n, Sunday, 19 August 2012 17:30 (twelve years ago) link

srsly how do u send out the best player and get the worst players back

lag∞n, Sunday, 19 August 2012 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

I like those moves ~in theory~
but ~empirically~ when will this team make the playoffs

blue öyster crüt (m bison), Sunday, 19 August 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

guess it depends what yr aiming for, playoffs are p doable, if youre looking to be a contender you might have to take a step back tho, recall ainge futzed around for like 5 years before he put the celtics championship team together

lag∞n, Sunday, 19 August 2012 17:43 (twelve years ago) link

i think you have to build a foundation on which you can be opportunistic when the time is right

lag∞n, Sunday, 19 August 2012 17:44 (twelve years ago) link

kinda dubious that a 5-11 guy whos signature move was a streetball trick was ever a top prospect

lag∞n, Monday, 20 August 2012 01:46 (twelve years ago) link

yeah honestly when these stories come out the prospects often sound kind of bad... or at least the type of player who was way overvalued years ago

a hoy hoy heat (J0rdan S.), Monday, 20 August 2012 01:47 (twelve years ago) link

t-mac did hargett pre-9/11

jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Monday, 20 August 2012 01:53 (twelve years ago) link

or at least the type of player who was way overvalued years ago

― a hoy hoy heat (J0rdan S.), Sunday, August 19, 2012 9:47 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah he sounds like a francis-type

jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Monday, 20 August 2012 01:57 (twelve years ago) link

yeah... at the time iverson probably gave the impression that the iverson model was sustainable when in reality iverson was really the only one that could pull that off on a superstar level

a hoy hoy heat (J0rdan S.), Monday, 20 August 2012 02:30 (twelve years ago) link

someone on twitter said something the other day like "maybe morey's failures show why you shouldn't hire a scientist to sell cars"

― ticagrelor rotini (k3vin k.), Sunday, August 19, 2012 12:04 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

jalen rose of all people kind of obliquely made this point on a podcast recently, he pointed out that the former player gms (riley, kupchak, ainge) have had a stranglehold on the championships as of late which i thought was pretty interesting. of course the "stats guys" are all younger and haven't had as long to build up teams and dynasties and there are failures on either side of course- sam presti's doing a decent job obviously and kevin mchale is a great player, very good coach, excellent tv guy and god-awful gm. so anyway.

i think morey has done well to given that the last five years he's had a dynasty-level big man waste away and retire along with the all-star he was supposed to pair with; had a massive trade cockblocked by the league; and couldn't get orlando to bite on an offer much better than the one they actually took. i think houston will be decent once the pieces get integrated but i know morey knows "decent" is the worst place to be in the nba, which is why he's been swinging for the fences over and over again.

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 13:19 (twelve years ago) link

8500 to romney and xkcd tweet is huge nagl tho, matt a otm

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 13:19 (twelve years ago) link

btw i really find the dwight trade more amazing every day- sommehow orlando made THREE teams better and got worse themselves wtfffff

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 13:20 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/oRoUn.png

WheatusVEVO (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 08:54 (twelve years ago) link

can't argue with science.

Clay, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 09:37 (twelve years ago) link

that's prob an accurate representation of k love's dick

a hoy hoy heat (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 12:42 (twelve years ago) link

fouls should really be shaft thinness

lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 14:21 (twelve years ago) link

yeah def, it rewards fouling

young money color me badd (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 14:23 (twelve years ago) link

i mean obvs the entire thing was concocted to give k love a tiny peen, so lol

lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 14:26 (twelve years ago) link

ibakas is p funny too

lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 14:27 (twelve years ago) link

Kings to Virginia Beach?

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 23 August 2012 18:21 (twelve years ago) link

lol wut

lag∞n, Thursday, 23 August 2012 18:22 (twelve years ago) link

@ESPNSteinLine
NBA's Tim Frank on SAC relo chatter: "We have no information from the Kings on this matter and there has been no application for relocation"

@TonyBizjak
Source in Va. Beach says will be discussion at council next week abt an NBA arena. No word if Kings a part of that discussion #nbakings

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 23 August 2012 18:34 (twelve years ago) link

What is Virginia Beach like? Is it a plausible NBA city?

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 23 August 2012 18:34 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha

young money color me badd (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 23 August 2012 18:38 (twelve years ago) link

virginia beach is home to luminaries such as missy and timbaland and the neptunes. thats all I know.

johnathan lee riche$ (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 23 August 2012 18:39 (twelve years ago) link

@sportsguy33
1. That Kings/Virginia Beach rumor has been floating around for a solid month. Being floated from Va. Beach's side. It's just not true.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 23 August 2012 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

baltimore

lag∞n, Thursday, 23 August 2012 19:15 (twelve years ago) link

bullets

lag∞n, Thursday, 23 August 2012 19:15 (twelve years ago) link

Kansas City has the arena and a history with the Kings. Move 'em back.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 23 August 2012 19:32 (twelve years ago) link

seattle, people.

Clay, Thursday, 23 August 2012 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

Seattle deserves a better team than the Kings. Like the Thunder or something.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 23 August 2012 20:45 (twelve years ago) link

they'd take the grizzlies I'm sure and could keep the name w/o it being too weird.

Clay, Thursday, 23 August 2012 20:53 (twelve years ago) link

That'd work for me. Clippers would work too, if you could pry them from Sterling's dirty racist hands.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 23 August 2012 20:57 (twelve years ago) link

ilh hivemind should i get bk nets half-season tix y/n

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Thursday, 23 August 2012 23:56 (twelve years ago) link

pros: hoops, deron, prokhorov

cons: expensive, humphries

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Thursday, 23 August 2012 23:57 (twelve years ago) link

I'd rather see the Nets than the Knicks.

Do they have quarter season tix?

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 23 August 2012 23:58 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah I'd find a buddy to split a half-season with. I can't deal with more than a game every two weeks or so at this point,

Clay, Friday, 24 August 2012 00:01 (twelve years ago) link

we should have an ilh gathering when the timberwolves come to brooklyn

lag∞n, Friday, 24 August 2012 01:12 (twelve years ago) link

^^^will attend

call all destroyer, Friday, 24 August 2012 02:59 (twelve years ago) link

u guys can recognize me by my ricky rubio jersey and mask

lag∞n, Friday, 24 August 2012 03:00 (twelve years ago) link

11.5.12

call all destroyer, Friday, 24 August 2012 03:06 (twelve years ago) link

Oh man. If it was later in the season I would have tried to make it. No way I can do early November.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 24 August 2012 03:07 (twelve years ago) link

i know i wish it was later

call all destroyer, Friday, 24 August 2012 03:11 (twelve years ago) link

best nets home game in march/april is maybe vs. nola on 3/12?

call all destroyer, Friday, 24 August 2012 03:14 (twelve years ago) link

There's a chance I might be in NYC in late December or January. Will let everyone know if they want to join me watching hoops in some random bar.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 24 August 2012 03:16 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/35318/what-will-eddie-jordans-princeton-offense-look-like-on-the-lakers

good post, i really hope everyone on the lakers dies

lag∞n, Friday, 24 August 2012 13:41 (twelve years ago) link

Kansas City has the arena and a history with the Kings. Move 'em back.

Yes plz. That arena is amazing.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 25 August 2012 01:48 (twelve years ago) link

smart guys can be so dumb

call all destroyer, Sunday, 26 August 2012 00:12 (twelve years ago) link

Morey is just lying. Wants lower taxes.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 26 August 2012 01:02 (twelve years ago) link

yeah that is a weird an elaborate way for him to avoid saying either "i'm not a big obama fan" or "i just want my taxes to go down thanks" or "i know him third-hand and feel obligated to support him"

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Sunday, 26 August 2012 13:02 (twelve years ago) link

either way cad otm

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Sunday, 26 August 2012 13:02 (twelve years ago) link

prob just angling to take aignes spot when he retires

lag∞n, Sunday, 26 August 2012 13:48 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/GBPss.png

wow, kg dollars

moullet, Monday, 27 August 2012 14:54 (twelve years ago) link

I never would have guessed KG, thought Shaq would definitely be #1

frogbs, Monday, 27 August 2012 15:05 (twelve years ago) link

das a lot of money

young money color me badd (J0rdan S.), Monday, 27 August 2012 15:08 (twelve years ago) link

KG came in at just the right time to benefit from the mega deal era. Shaq predates it by a few years so didn't max out as early.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 27 August 2012 15:28 (twelve years ago) link

also KG's career is longer

young money color me badd (J0rdan S.), Monday, 27 August 2012 15:32 (twelve years ago) link

also KG is a boss

jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Monday, 27 August 2012 15:33 (twelve years ago) link

crazy garnetts a $100m up on duncan in 4th

lag∞n, Monday, 27 August 2012 15:49 (twelve years ago) link

Duncan was contented to stay in a small city.

Aimless, Monday, 27 August 2012 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

sry try again

lag∞n, Monday, 27 August 2012 17:19 (twelve years ago) link

Duncan wasn't eligible for a mega contract because he stayed in school.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 27 August 2012 17:20 (twelve years ago) link

Joe Johnson, sheesh

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 27 August 2012 17:23 (twelve years ago) link

yup xp

lag∞n, Monday, 27 August 2012 17:23 (twelve years ago) link

omg joe johnson for real! Maybe worth 1/4 of that.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Monday, 27 August 2012 17:43 (twelve years ago) link

luv mj between david lee and okafor. the bulls were ripping dude off

running like a young deer (symsymsym), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 01:39 (twelve years ago) link

has there been any good stuff written about the beginning of the big money era in the mid '90s? i remember playing for keeps kind of touching on it, but it seems like such a huge deal for the business side of the game. the only reason mj even touches this list is that he made $30+ million per year his last two seasons in chicago.

circles, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 02:50 (twelve years ago) link

or i guess it was more late '90s

circles, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 02:53 (twelve years ago) link

Don't worry, mj got the biggest endorsement deals of any athlete of his day; they dwarfed his bulls salary.

Aimless, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 02:54 (twelve years ago) link

well that's a relief

running like a young deer (symsymsym), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 04:15 (twelve years ago) link

i realize he was well compensated, i just think it's funny that richard jefferson and brad miller got more salary

running like a young deer (symsymsym), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 04:20 (twelve years ago) link

brad miller > michael jordan

lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 04:21 (twelve years ago) link

royce white's tumblr

http://royce-official.tumblr.com/

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 30 August 2012 04:15 (twelve years ago) link

yep, that's a tumblr alright

young money color me badd (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 30 August 2012 04:18 (twelve years ago) link

BREAKING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aJv2fmP_NA

lag∞n, Friday, 31 August 2012 13:35 (twelve years ago) link

note: david lee in attendance

lag∞n, Friday, 31 August 2012 13:36 (twelve years ago) link

knee seems alright

young money color me badd (J0rdan S.), Friday, 31 August 2012 16:37 (twelve years ago) link

wkiw

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Friday, 31 August 2012 16:38 (twelve years ago) link

that chick is tall!

http://espn.go.com/blog/truehoop/post/_/id/49606/signature-moves

Derrick Rose’s right-handed push shot
It’s not quite a floater and not quite a runner, but Rose’s phenomenally accurate one-handed push shot is one of the masterful shots in the game. Like no player before him, Rose has the ability to go from full speed to a two-foot stop, rise up (and often over much larger players) then coolly flick the ball either straight in or off the backboard with sublime touch.

Dwight Howard’s shoulder tap
As Ethan Sherwood Strauss explains, "Howard employs a tactic that is childish and brilliant, all at once. When you were a kid, did you ever tap a friend on the right shoulder, only to swoop in from the left? This was an effective means of taking a toy back, because your victim reflexively whips around to the wrong side and stares at air. Well, that's Dwight Howard's offensive rebounding move. When someone tries to box Dwight out, he taps them on right side, then crashes to the left (or vice versa)."

Chris Paul's side hop
A cousin of the far more prevalent step-back, Paul loves to set up his midrange jumper, usually off a ball screen, by faking to the middle of the court with his killer in-and-out dribble then bouncing sideways to the space just outside the elbow.

Rajon Rondo's standstill pass fake
People associate Rondo with his fake behind-the-back pass, but that one's been around for a while. What I haven't seen guards his size do is use pass fakes from a standstill as well as he does. Opponents play off Rondo to better obscure passing angles, especially after he picks up his dribble. To compensate, Rondo, like a quarterback sitting in the pocket, uses violent pass fakes to shift the defense and open avenues to his teammates.

Al Jefferson's no-turn jump hook
Jefferson, one of the most technical post players in the game, does something that a lot of players with bad fundamentals do: shoot a jump hook without first pivoting to get sideways with the hoop. When other people do it, it looks wild and desperate. But Jefferson has mastered the art of starting with his back to the basket, then simultaneously jumping and turning to drop in a soft hook shot.

Tony Parker's push-off with the ball
For being a relative shrimp who can't really jump, Parker sure is a killer finisher around the rim. His great footwork and dexterous finishing helps, but he also has a move that is probably an offensive foul yet may never be called as long as he plays. When his defender is able to get in front of him on a drive, Parker brings the ball to his waist and pushes his defender with the ball. The defender is sent backward, creating space for a finish, and often Parker gets the foul call to boot.

James Harden's extendo-scoop
This move became a major topic of conversation in the playoffs, when Harden used it to earn free throw after free throw. Typically, players are taught to conceal the ball on drives to the basket in order to protect against the defense's prying hands. But Harden holds the ball way out, often past his defender as he makes his move, exposing the ball but also plenty of arm. More often than not, the defender swipes down and hits his arm, and Harden, expecting the contact, is exceedingly adept at finishing with a score.

Luis Scola's low post scoop
Legend has it that Scola's first words were "juego del viejo hombre." His old-man game has tortured defenders since he entered the league, and one of his favorite weapons is the underhand scoop. Post defenders are taught to put their hands straight up to contest a shot. But that doesn’t do much with Scola, who loves to raise a defender with a fake then reach past his defender and flip in a low scoop shot. No jumping required.

Steve Nash's either foot runner
Steve Nash shoots a 15-foot runner about as well as it can be done, but that's not what gets him on this list. What's so uncanny about Nash's move is that he can shoot it by jumping off his right foot, which is a truly awkward motion for a right-handed player.

Paul Pierce's funky pull-up
Pierce isn't particularly quick, so how is he always able to get space for that jumper? Part of it is that he sometimes uses unorthodox footwork in his pull-up. The natural motion for a right-handed player moving to his right is to stride-stop, plant the (outside) left foot, plant the right (inside) foot and fire. But Pierce uses his outside right foot to stop his momentum, then uses his left foot and left shoulder to nudge his defender and create space. Pierce ends up firing the shot a half-beat earlier than his defender expects and uses a little muscle in the process.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Friday, 31 August 2012 22:43 (twelve years ago) link

No Melo double-step-back, huh.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Friday, 31 August 2012 22:44 (twelve years ago) link

lebron's twisting fade away off the side of the rim from the right elbow conspicuously absent

young money color me badd (J0rdan S.), Friday, 31 August 2012 22:45 (twelve years ago) link

but for real i'm calling BS on this post for not having dirk's one-footed fadeaway. HOW DO YOU FORGET THAT?

young money color me badd (J0rdan S.), Friday, 31 August 2012 22:46 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah that knee up fader is #1 imo

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Friday, 31 August 2012 22:50 (twelve years ago) link

The CP3 crossover (MAJOR palming) is a better move than his sidestep

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Friday, 31 August 2012 22:51 (twelve years ago) link

cool piece tho

k3vin k., Friday, 31 August 2012 23:02 (twelve years ago) link

POP MAILBAG = NEXT LEVEL

young money color me badd (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 1 September 2012 16:12 (twelve years ago) link

What about any of Stephen Jackson’s?

Jack used to try to give me some of his tapes, but, first of all I couldn’t even understand what was going on, and some of them you could even dance to, but once I started hearing what they were saying and everything I just gave them back.

USADA Bin Dopen (dayo), Saturday, 1 September 2012 16:15 (twelve years ago) link

re: salaries list

adonal foyle earned 63 million dollars over a 13 yr career.

moullet, Saturday, 1 September 2012 16:38 (twelve years ago) link

HAAAAAA @ his jack answer

k3vin k., Saturday, 1 September 2012 16:56 (twelve years ago) link

he should be forced to do one of these a month. what a person

k3vin k., Saturday, 1 September 2012 16:57 (twelve years ago) link

reading ulysses!!

k3vin k., Saturday, 1 September 2012 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

<3 u forever, Pop.

Can anyone find video of the Dwight Howard shoulder tap? I'd never realized this was a move he used!

signature moves missing

kobe. 24s no pass possession
kg. dirty screen
m gasol. little chubbys hook
john wall. run, no pass, no basket, run, run...

moullet, Saturday, 1 September 2012 18:12 (twelve years ago) link

never forget the Melo double step back for a long 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PjBPm3y9c0

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Saturday, 1 September 2012 18:40 (twelve years ago) link

hey nba ref zach zarba was on my flight the other day, forgot to tell yall

he got bumped to first class otherwise i would have spent the whole flight peppering him with nba questions

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Saturday, 1 September 2012 19:04 (twelve years ago) link

iso jumpers going away from the basket are the fn best --coach melo

lag∞n, Saturday, 1 September 2012 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

http://sports.cbsimg.net/images/nba/photogallery/dwighthowardad.jpg

lag∞n, Sunday, 2 September 2012 15:18 (twelve years ago) link

Zach Lowe ‏@ZachLowe_SI
Rejected Dwight ad: "Listen, I already hate L.A. Traffic is bad. Lamar hoards all the candy. Having second thoughts. Maybe I'll come back!?"

lag∞n, Sunday, 2 September 2012 15:19 (twelve years ago) link

hahah

young money color me badd (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 2 September 2012 15:56 (twelve years ago) link

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9qtjcxmSh1qbypg1o1_1280.jpg

R=J-L (Leee), Sunday, 2 September 2012 22:10 (twelve years ago) link

turn on nbatv quick to see reggie's 8 points in 11 secs

k3vin k., Tuesday, 4 September 2012 01:56 (twelve years ago) link

Paul Pierce, ladies and gentlemen:

23m Paul Pierce ‏@paulpierce34
Stuck m traffic gotta num 2 next exit 3 miles wow

15m Paul Pierce ‏@paulpierce34
Whew better feeling right now than a game winning shot lol

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 14:05 (twelve years ago) link

Avery Bradley ‏@Avery_Bradley
thinking about deleting twitter

:(

lag∞n, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 14:09 (twelve years ago) link

gotta num = number 1?

USADA Bin Dopen (dayo), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 15:50 (twelve years ago) link

oh I see, number 2

USADA Bin Dopen (dayo), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 15:50 (twelve years ago) link

paul pierce, texting while driving.

Aimless, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 18:23 (twelve years ago) link

Stephen Jackson is the best basketball coach:

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/stephen-jackson-best-coach-basically-video-130101343--nba.html

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 6 September 2012 13:20 (twelve years ago) link

BREAKING

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA
Scalabrine had chance to join Tom Thibodeau's coaching staff and says, "Saying no to Thibs was the hardest decision I've ever had to make."

20m Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA
Scalabrine left open the possibility of taking a playing job overseas in January, but believes he's probably on the TV side for good now.

22m Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA
Scalabrine isn't prepared to say he's retired from playing in the NBA but concedes, "I had zero opportunities. Not some, but zero."

24m Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA
Scalabrine will do color analysis on 11 games for the Celtics, as well as some studio work. "A trial run for both of us," Scalabrine told Y!

28m Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA
Brian Scalabrine has turned down coaching job with Bulls and will call games for Comcast Sports New England this season, he tells Y! Sports.

lag∞n, Thursday, 6 September 2012 17:05 (twelve years ago) link

cannot believe theyre grooming scal to be the new tommy, not sure what to think abt this, so many emotions

lag∞n, Thursday, 6 September 2012 17:06 (twelve years ago) link

omg

call all destroyer, Thursday, 6 September 2012 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

capt jack video was great btw! he's so amped the whole time which i suppose is very much in character.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 6 September 2012 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

holy shit i love stephen jackson

young money color me badd (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 6 September 2012 17:41 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8UUBC8NoQgA

moullet, Friday, 7 September 2012 18:47 (twelve years ago) link

a mighty dead time of year, ain't it?

Aimless, Sunday, 9 September 2012 18:48 (twelve years ago) link

nonsense theres tons going on http://deadspin.com/5942315/javale-mcgee-threw-a-free-burrito-party-but-only-one-dude-showed-up

lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 19:32 (twelve years ago) link

anybody wanna go to denver and get a free burrito w/ javale

dayo, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

good offseason post http://nba-point-forward.si.com/2012/09/11/nba-players-under-pressure/

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 September 2012 21:29 (twelve years ago) link

@ChrisKaman
Day off today, wondering what should I get into? Hmmmmm

‏@blakegriffin
@ChrisKaman go shoot something

am0n, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 15:38 (twelve years ago) link

pruiti hired by the thunder!

J0rdan S., Friday, 14 September 2012 20:48 (twelve years ago) link

niiiice

la goonies (k3vin k.), Friday, 14 September 2012 21:06 (twelve years ago) link

wondering how this will affect his sleep sched

lag∞n, Friday, 14 September 2012 21:14 (twelve years ago) link

lol

Nickelback of folk (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 14 September 2012 21:28 (twelve years ago) link

"he was a really nice young man"

call all destroyer, Saturday, 15 September 2012 13:48 (twelve years ago) link

http://nba-point-forward.si.com/2012/08/31/multi-camera-tracking-technology/

kool post

la goonies (k3vin k.), Saturday, 15 September 2012 15:07 (twelve years ago) link

had no idea 2 chainz was 36

la goonies (k3vin k.), Saturday, 15 September 2012 15:09 (twelve years ago) link

That is a cool post k3vin. Thanks.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 15 September 2012 15:21 (twelve years ago) link

Andre Miller and Lawson ranked among the half-dozen “best” point guards in the league by this standard,

lag∞n, Saturday, 15 September 2012 16:07 (twelve years ago) link

hes v old!

la goonies (k3vin k.), Saturday, 15 September 2012 16:12 (twelve years ago) link

Dre Miller is still an above average pg in spite of his age. He compensates by using the smarts gained through experience. That cannot last forever, but look at Nash's career.

Aimless, Saturday, 15 September 2012 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

Neither Nash or Miller have left their feet in over 5 years which bodes well for career longevity.

Nickelback of folk (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Saturday, 15 September 2012 20:20 (twelve years ago) link

The Raptors have long been waiting for DeRozan, also extension-eligible now, to emerge as a more savvy creator. The data suggest they are still waiting.

ice cold

barthes simpson, Saturday, 15 September 2012 21:29 (twelve years ago) link

zach lowe is great. if anything changes about his writing and/or writing habits at grantland i'm gonna be really angry.

J0rdan S., Saturday, 15 September 2012 21:32 (twelve years ago) link

Miller dunked once as a blazer, I was v proud. Xxp

Clay, Saturday, 15 September 2012 21:55 (twelve years ago) link

haha I'd love to see a dre miller dunk reel

agreed about lowe

la goonies (k3vin k.), Saturday, 15 September 2012 22:37 (twelve years ago) link

hes v old!

― la goonies (k3vin k.), Saturday, September 15, 2012 11:12 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Alright take it easy :-)

listen to that wu-tang whistle blowin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 16 September 2012 17:51 (twelve years ago) link

haha for an NBA PG at least

la goonies (k3vin k.), Sunday, 16 September 2012 17:54 (twelve years ago) link

The league shot10-for-304 from the backcourt last season. DEN (1-for-22) attempted the most. NOH (0-for-4) attempted the fewest.

la goonies (k3vin k.), Monday, 17 September 2012 01:02 (twelve years ago) link

I hope lin and pruitti are both able to sleep well

barthes simpson, Monday, 17 September 2012 01:05 (twelve years ago) link

jeremy lin unclear on whole nba millionaire thing

lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 01:08 (twelve years ago) link

yeah why can't he just buy a hotel

Clay, Monday, 17 September 2012 02:22 (twelve years ago) link

would rather bro down w/parsons i guess

call all destroyer, Monday, 17 September 2012 02:26 (twelve years ago) link

lonely guy thinking baout furniture

lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 02:32 (twelve years ago) link

also i bet parsons has a whole guest bedroom

lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 02:33 (twelve years ago) link

lin doesn't want to impose! the couch will do just fine!

call all destroyer, Monday, 17 September 2012 02:35 (twelve years ago) link

"actually i sleep better on couches"

call all destroyer, Monday, 17 September 2012 02:35 (twelve years ago) link

haha

lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 02:35 (twelve years ago) link

such a kind young man

Clay, Monday, 17 September 2012 02:36 (twelve years ago) link

so thoughtful

lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 02:42 (twelve years ago) link

haha I'd love to see a dre miller dunk reel

agreed about lowe

― la goonies (k3vin k.), Saturday, September 15, 2012 10:37 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he could dunk nasty in cleveland

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 17 September 2012 03:12 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fihKmz35rtI

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 17 September 2012 03:13 (twelve years ago) link

wow no shit.

Clay, Monday, 17 September 2012 03:23 (twelve years ago) link

hollinger player profiles out today

+ Bruising wing with a point guard's handle and a center's body. Deadly at rim.
+ Solid outside shooter who has added left-block post game. Can pass and create.
+ Outstanding rebounder. Excellent defensive player who can guard 1 through 5.

lol

moullet, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:27 (twelve years ago) link

darko?

lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

durant?

barthes simpson, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:34 (twelve years ago) link

yah I guess durant is not a bruiser

wouldn't have said lebron has a center's body tho

barthes simpson, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:36 (twelve years ago) link

well he has the same body as ben wallace who plays center

lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:38 (twelve years ago) link

He outweighs Kendick Perkins too.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

Outweighs Kendrick too.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

outraps Kendrick Lamar....is there nothing he can't do??

listen to that wu-tang whistle blowin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 17 September 2012 17:43 (twelve years ago) link

fuck alright today is the day i re-up my insider

J0rdan S., Monday, 17 September 2012 17:44 (twelve years ago) link

kendick, huh...

http://i.imgur.com/jsDZB.jpg

barthes simpson, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:44 (twelve years ago) link

That's what happens when you try to not call him just "Perk" all the time.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:47 (twelve years ago) link

MIAMI HEAT

MARIO CHALMERS, PG

+ Spot-up shooting point guard who rarely penetrates. Good 3-point shooter.
+ Subpar ballhandler prone to wild turnovers. Professionalism a concern.
+ Good size for guard and great hands, but lacks great quickness. Foul prone.

Chalmers finally became the player Miami needed him to be last season, taking more than half his shots from beyond the arc and nailing 38.8 percent to post the sixth-best true shooting percentage among point guards. That's what the Heat required -- a low-usage, high-efficiency sniper -- and he built on it by also having one of the best 2-point shooting marks (51.6 percent) at his position.

Chalmers is still nobody's idea of a point guard, inexplicably having one of the worst turnover rates at his position despite being asked to do very little ball-handling and creating, but on this team his skill set fits as long as he's making jumpers. He's a solid candidate to regress, unfortunately, as he'd never shot this well before.

Defensively, Chalmers has always had decent size and excellent hands (11th at his position in steals per minute), but last season was the first where you could say he was a plus overall. The Heat gave up 3.8 points per 100 possessions less with him on the court, opposing point guards had a 14.6 PER against him according to 82games.com, and Synergy placed him in the top half of point guards. Fast point guards still give him fits, but overall he did solid work.

DWYANE WADE, SG

+ Electrifying wing with blinding quickness, long arms and quick leaping ability.
+ Great at splitting pick-and-rolls. Poor shooter but draws heaps of fouls with fakes.
+ Ball-hawking defender but gambles too much. Amazing shot-blocker for his size.

Wade is 6-foot-4, but he doesn't play anything like his size. Look just at his stats and you'd think he was a power forward -- Wade's rates of blocked shots, free throws and shots in the basket area seems much more in line with that position than his own, while he also punches far above his weight as a rebounder.

In particular, Wade's rate of 1.51 blocks per 40 minutes was simply amazing -- every other player with that high a rate was at least three inches taller. Meanwhile, he combined those skills with the quickness of a point guard, ranking fifth at his position in steals per minute and 15th in pure point rating. Alas, the other area where he acted like a big man was in transition defense, where Wade often lumbered back slowly.

Offensively, Wade pretty much ditched the 3-pointer and focused on his midrange game last season, and the change helped: He hit 42.3 percent of his long 2s. Unfortunately his true shooting percentage still fell because he drew dramatically fewer fouls than a year earlier. Wade's free-throw rate was still among the best in the game, but at 30 years old this may be the first sign that he's starting to lose some of his burst.

Not that he's lost much: He still led all shooting guards in PER and ranked third overall. But he needed his knee drained to get through the season and had surgery on it afterward, and the Heat kept him to 49 games and 33 minutes per contest. His physical frailty may be one of the bigger obstacles to the Heat repeating.

LeBRON JAMES, SF

+ Bruising wing with a point guard's handle and a center's body. Deadly at rim.
+ Solid outside shooter who has added left-block post game. Can pass and create.
+ Outstanding rebounder. Excellent defensive player who can guard 1 through 5.

LeBron James was only 18th among small forwards in offensive rebound rate, barely placing him in the top third at his position. He really needs to work on that.

Otherwise:

• He led the league in PER, with one of the highest marks of all time.
• He was first among SFs in shooting percentage, 2-point shooting percentage, and usage rate.
• He was second at his position in points per minute, TS%, and defensive rebound rate.
• He was third in pure point rating, free-throw rate, and overall rebound rate.
• He had the fourth-lowest foul rate among SFs, and yet was fifth in steals per minute.

James nearly led the NBA in shooting percentage at the rim (see chart), at a phenomenal 75.4 percent, and took more shots there than all but four players. He added a post game, improved his floater, and made his midrange jumpers. As a result he was fourth in the league in shooting from 3-to-15 feet.

Top shooting percentage at the rim, 2011-12
Player Team FG%
Tyson Chandler NY 75.8
LeBron James Mia 75.4
Andre Iguodala Phi 75.2
Dwight Howard Orl 74.4
Blake Griffin LAC 73.7
Min. 150 attempts. Source: Hoopdata.com

Want more? He shot 3-pointers better than the league average for the first time in his career and set career highs in true shooting percentage, rebound rate, and shooting percentage. He won MVP of the Finals and hit the biggest shot of the season while fighting off leg cramps; before that, in a seven-game conference finals against the league's best defensive team, he averaged 33.6 points on 52.7 percent shooting.

James defended all five positions, many times in the same game, and defended all of them well. Opposing small forwards had just a 10.6 PER against him, according to 82games.com

About the only thing I could genuinely criticize is his 77.1 free-throw percentage, which was slightly below the average for small forwards. Otherwise he had a decent year.

SHANE BATTIER, SF

+ Heady defender who takes advantage of length and rarely makes mistakes.
+ Good corner 3-point shooter but has a slow, low release. Good at post entry.
+ Can't create at all but can make hooks from post. Has the size to play 4 in stretches.

Battier was great in the Finals, but what made that so surprising was his fairly abysmal regular season. He shot just 38.7 percent, rebounded like a guard, and scored an anemic 8.3 points per 40 minutes.

Most of his shots were 3s, but he made just 33.9 percent from deep and hardly ever got to the cup, earning only 37 free-throw attempts the entire season. As a result, his true shooting percentage was below the league average -- not a great result for a low-usage floor-spacer. Battier's only positive offensive contributions were his passing and avoidance of turnovers; he finished eighth among small forwards in pure point rating.

Defensively, Battier had more zip, but again his regular season paled next to his postseason. He ranked among the top dozen small forwards in both blocks and steals, but the Heat defended slightly better with him off the court -- the first time in eons we've been able to say that about Battier -- and Synergy rated him in the middle of the pack among small forwards.

And while Battier hurt the Thunder in the Finals, up 'til that point his playoffs had been pretty humdrum too. Through the first three rounds, his shooting and scoring rates were even worse than in the regular season.

Even at that production level, Battier has his uses as a multi-position defender and quasi-floor spacer. But the Heat should be wary of further slippage from the 33-year-old and can't overreact to a particularly well-timed five-game stretch of quality.

CHRIS BOSH, PF

+ Lanky, left-handed, high-scoring forward who can shoot, drive and finish.
+ Excels at taking opposing bigs off dribble to draw fouls. Has 3-point range.
+ Mobile defender who has vastly improved. Lacks strength. Rarely fouls.

Bosh's scoring and rebounding numbers took a hit when he came to Miami, with the rebounding drop in particular proving confounding. But one area where he hasn't received enough credit is his defense. Bosh basically switched to being a full-time 5 in the playoffs despite his lack of muscle and handled the job admirably. Meanwhile, he was a defensive force all season because of his improved focus combined with tremendous mobility for his size.

For the year Bosh rated among the top 10 defensive bigs in the league, according to Synergy. Opposing centers had only a 12.4 PER against him, according to 82games.com, and the Heat gave up 1.3 points per 100 possessions less with him on the court. This is the Bosh we didn't see in Toronto, although to be fair he had a lot less help up there.

Offensively, Bosh was vitally important for Miami as well, providing the spacing and scoring threat that Miami's other bigs couldn't. Bosh shot 66.5 percent in the basket area with a high free-throw rate, but just as potent was his 42.3 percent mark on jumpers beyond 10 feet. Bosh even hit 10 3-pointers, and then added a few more to beat Boston in Game 7 of the conference finals.

The other notable facet of Bosh's game is how rarely he fouls. Only four power forwards were whistled less than his 2.55 personals per 40 minutes, despite the fact he played center nearly as often as the 4. As a result, he's able to stay on the court -- and impact the game -- for much longer stretches than most bigs.

RAY ALLEN, SG

+ All-time great outside shooter who excels at moving off screens for jumpers.
+ Average athlete but has good handle for his size. Subpar defender but competes.
+ Money foul shooter. Rarely creates for self. Outstanding conditioning.

The shift to Miami may come at a perfect time for Allen. Last season he did the same things he's always done, he just did them less often -- his usage rate was a career low and he averaged just 16.7 points per 40 minutes as a result. But unlike Boston, the Heat don't need Allen to create shots, just to knock down the wide-open ones that James and Wade create for him.

The evidence he can do that is overwhelming. Last season was his fourth straight with a true shooting percentage in the 60s, placing him fourth among shooting guards in 2011-12. Nearly half his shots were 3s and he nailed 45.3 percent. For good measure he hit 91.5 percent from the line, although his free throw rate was down from in previous seasons.

Allen only made 37.7 percent of his long 2s -- a shot he may rarely take this season -- and had just 53 buckets at the rim the entire season, but his ball-handling numbers remained solid and his rebound rate was passable too.

Defensively, Allen competes but he's tailed off. Boston allowed 5.2 points per 100 possessions more with him on the court, and while that isn't entirely connected just to him, the uptick when Avery Bradley replaced him was immediately noticeable. Having LeBron and Wade around will spare him the tougher defensive matchups, however, and he's a solid team defender.

UDONIS HASLEM, PF

+ Tough, smart, pick-and-pop power forward whose jump shot abandoned him.
+ Not a great athlete but a solid, low-mistake defender. Rarely creates own shot.
+ Limited post game. Undersized 4 but strong, physical. Good rebounder for size.

Haslem's pick-and-pop game lost its pop last season. He has normally feasted on midrange jump shots, but last season he converted only 35.5 percent of his shots beyond 10 feet, a development that left him without much of a role offensively. Haslem had the eighth-worst true shooting percentage at his position and an unusually high turnover rate for a catch-and-shoot player, leaving him both a low-usage and a low-efficiency proposition.

On the other hand, one thing Haslem did well was rebound. He finished seventh among power forwards in rebound rate, including third on the defensive glass, and that's mostly an effort thing for the undersized Haslem.

Haslem also did a lot of dirty work in the frontcourt, even moving to center at times and holding his own at 6-8. I've felt his D has been overrated in the past, but last season was pure quality -- Synergy gave him the best rating on the Heat and the sixth-best in the entire league, while the Heat gave up 2.2 points per 100 possessions less with him on the court.

Moreover, there's a good chance his shooting malaise will recover. Short-term blips in long-range shooting percentages are common, and Haslem still shot 81.4 percent from the line, so clearly the stroke is still there. He's probably not a starter anymore, but if he goes back to making 15-footers he'll be a plus off the bench.

MIKE MILLER, SF

+ Big wing with textbook shooting form. Excellent, underrated rebounder.
+ Reluctant shooter who rarely attacks and forces passes. Never draws fouls.
+ Solid defender against most 3s thanks to size, but too slow to defend 2s.

During the regular season and playoffs, Miller had scored more than 20 points in game just once in his first 120 games with the Miami Heat. In the 121st game, however, he scored 23 points in 23 minutes, making 7 of 8 3-pointers, helping the Heat clinch the NBA title in one of the great performances in NBA playoff annals.

Miller's outlier was both extreme and extremely well-timed, but shouldn't distract from the big-picture of his disappointing campaign. He played only 39 games, as his body was clearly breaking down, and had the rather amazing statistic of only taking five free throw attempts the entire season.

Yes, five. Yes, all season. And he didn't even earn one of them  he got to shoot a technical foul shot against New Orleans.

As the chart shows, Miller was in a league of his own as far as free throw infrequency goes. What the chart doesn't show is that Miller didn't have just the lowest mark of any player in 2011-12; he had the lowest mark in the history of the NBA. The previous record-holder, Brad Lohaus in 1995-96, had five free throw attempts in 175 field goal attempts, for a rate of 0.03.

Fewest free throw attempts per field goal attempt, 2011-12
Player Team FTA/FGA
Mike Miller Mia 0.02
Troy Murphy LAL 0.05
Matt Bonner SA 0.06
Sasha Pavlovic Bos 0.06
Mike Bibby NY 0.06
Min. 500 minutes

Otherwise, Miller was deadly on 3s (45.3 percent) but again a reluctant participant -- only three small forwards had a lower usage rate. He filled out the box score, ranking third in rebound rate, but he so rarely put his deadly shot into action that he was still a net negative offensively. That's party of what made his outburst in the Finals so shocking -- convincing him to shoot the rock was half the battle.

RASHARD LEWIS, SF

+ Tall combo forward with deadly corner 3 and effective left-block post game.
+ Subpar ball handler who has lost athleticism. Poor rebounder and finisher.
+ Solid team defender but struggles one-on-one against post-up 4s.

Lewis looked utterly uninterested in Washington, and that fact was illustrated in his play. An alleged floor-spacer who shoots 16-of-68 on 3s is a bit of a problem, and that was one reason Lewis's PER dipped into single digits. More encouragingly, the Wizards tried to indulge his left-block post game and that proved effective at times.

Still, this was a brutal campaign any way you slice it. He was below the league median for small forwards in every single metric except rebound rate (by a whisker) and free throw percentage. Washington played substantially better defense with him off the floor; in fact, we should all make a pact that he never tries to guard the wing again. Perhaps worst was that he only shot 44.8 percent on 2s, with low rates of free throws and assists -- in other words, even setting aside the 3-point disaster, he still wasn't any good.

At 32 it's not clear what he has left, but he'll have more motivation in Miami than he did in Washington (trust me, he can't have less), and he may be able to make a living shooting standstill corner 3s.

JOEL ANTHONY, C

+ Undersized, energetic center with excellent mobility and shot-blocking skill.
+ Brutal offensive player. Can't shoot, has terrible hands and no instincts.
+ Poor rebounder despite athleticism, especially on defense. Solid foul shooter.

The Canadian southpaw made enough dunks and layups to be something less than a total liability offensively last season. His league-worst usage rate from 2011-12 jumped up to merely the third-worst, and his true shooting percentage ranked eighth-best among centers -- although it still produced only 6.5 points per 40 minutes. Hey, baby steps.

Anthony's secret weakness is that he's also a terrible rebounder, posting the fourth-worst rebound rate among centers. He has trouble catching the ball and will take himself out of position going for blocks; in fact he's even worse on the defensive glass than offensively.

However, defense is where his value lies. Anthony isn't terribly physical, but he's a mobile pick-and-roll defender who can block shots, so overall he's a plus at this end. Unfortunately, it doesn't offset his problems on offense, and basically renders him a situational player who has seen far too much daylight over the past two seasons.

NORRIS COLE, PG

+ Quick point guard who struggles to make shots. Must improve 3-point game.
+ Disappointed as a passer and ballhandler. Iffy court vision, too many turnovers.
+ Solid defender, especially against quick guards, but fouled far too often.

We're sure this guy was a point guard in college? Cole looked at times like a really short power forward, committing turnovers in bunches while virtually never locating open teammates. His Assist Rate was the fourth worst among point guards and his pure point rating the second worst, a distressing -1.30.

This may have resulted partly from trying to do too much; Cole had the Heat's fourth-highest usage rate and nearly caught Chris Bosh for third. Clearly that shouldn't have been the case, as too often Cole's attempts to create produced wild dribbling that ended with him trapped in an unwieldy spot.

Cole only hit 34.0 percent on 3s in his last two college seasons and this looms as his other big weakness as a pro -- his rookie campaign finished at 27.6 percent. He simply has to shoot better to hold down a gig, because he's not going to score at the rim enough to make a living.

Defensively, Cole redeemed himself enough to earn playoff minutes against quick guards. The Heat defended much better with him off the court, but Synergy gave him solid grades and opposing point guards had only a 12.5 PER against him, according to 82games.com.

His biggest problem on defense was all the fouling; only eight point guards were whistled more per minute even though he had just an average rate of steals. Additionally, Cole was fairly worthless on the glass, sporting the fifth-worst defensive rebound rate in the league.

JAMES JONES, SF

+ Shooting SF who has replaced cobwebs as item most commonly seen in corners.
+ Never, ever, ever attacks the basket. Rarely even dribbles. Low-turnover player.
+ Poor athlete, but has good size for 3 and plays passable defense. Bad rebounder.

Jones has played 2,217 minutes over the past two seasons and taken one shot in the basket area.

One.

Last season he didn't take any, and didn't make a shot inside 10 feet the entire season. Meanwhile, more than three-quarters of his tries came from beyond the 3-point line. Jones made 40.4 percent of them, too, producing one of the best true shooting percentages at his position, and once again did it with one of the lowest turnover rates in all of basketball. He also drew a surprising number of fouls for a pure catch-and-shoot guy who never penetrated.

But Jones still wasn't a very valuable player because of all his other limitations. For starters he can't create his own shot at all, not even a little bit. Defensively, his lack of mobility makes him something of a liability. While he has good size and competes, he can't play the trapping, attacking style Miami prefers. He's also useless on the glass, sporting the league's worst rebound rate among small forwards at an embarrassing 4.4 -- this was a worse mark than that of all but nine of the league's point guards.

In sum, he's a fringe rotation player if he's making 3s and worthless if he's not. Once Miami found alternate solutions to its floor-spacing conundrums in the playoffs, it was a pretty easy call to leave him on the pine.

DEXTER PITTMAN, C

+ Powerful physical force around basket with wide body. Conditioning a concern.
+ Short for a center but has long arms. Good hands. Poor foul shooter.
+ Can defend post but lacks mobility. Staggeringly foul-prone.

Pittman's most notable achievement was his indefensible cheap shot on Indiana's Lance Stephenson in the playoffs, but he also got into 35 regular-season games and wasn't half bad. An old-school center in a new-school league, Pittman can establish deep post position and make short shots in the paint, leading to a solid 14.1 points per 40 minutes average. He also rebounded at a solid clip for a center.

Unfortunately, he still doesn't do a whole lot else. Defensively he's only useful against another big center, where he can bang in the paint and won't have to move. Otherwise, he picks up fouls at such an alarming rate that it's difficult to keep him on the court -- nearly one foul every four minutes last season. He doesn't block shots either, and he's a liability in transition and pick-and-roll defense. Thus, his utility is likely to remain quite limited, until or unless he improves his conditioning to the point where he doesn't foul on nearly every play.

moullet, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:51 (twelve years ago) link

do we have spoiler tag or something

moullet, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:54 (twelve years ago) link

Jones has played 2,217 minutes over the past two seasons and taken one shot in the basket area.

ha wow

lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

kinda looking forward to this l.a./miami finals, kill me

lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

Counting chickens, there lagoon. Time and chance happeneth to all. So do injuries.

Aimless, Monday, 17 September 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

wait so youre saying its not guaranteed who will play in the finals before the season begins, whoa, gonna have to think this over

lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 18:09 (twelve years ago) link

OKC THUNDER

RUSSELL WESTBROOK, PG

+ Freakishly athletic shoot-first guard with great burst to basket. Penetrates at will.
+ Shaky long-range shooter but excels at midrange pull-up. Makes bad decisions.
+ Could be excellent defender, but effort has slackened. Great offensive rebounder.

Westbrook is still getting the hang of this point guard thing, but you can see the quality of his decisions and passing gradually improving -- most notably in the stunning conference finals turnaround against San Antonio.

That said, he's still a scorer at heart, ranking just 63rd out of 70 point guards in pure point rating and seeing his assist ratio tank to 2-guard levels last season. Westbrook led all players except Kobe Bryant in usage rate last season (see Bryant comment), which was a bit eye-opening what with the scoring champ playing next to him and all.

Westbrook shot only 31.8 percent on 3s and took over three a game, and while he's not a bad midrange shooter (40.9 percent on 2s beyond 10 feet), again, his tendency to highlight this aspect of his game is frustrating. You'd much rather see him attack the rim, where he shot 61.6 percent in the basket area, drew heaps of fouls, and was money from the line.

Defensively, Westbrook has the talent to be awesome, but in reality is pretty average. Synergy Stats rated him the worst defender on the team and decidedly below the norm for his position; the Thunder weren't any better or worse with him on the court defensively, and opposing point guards had a 15.7 player efficiency rating against him, according to 82games.com. Westbrook is actually too aggressive for his own good at this end, often running himself out of position and overgambling, offsetting his advantages in size, quickness and athleticism.

THABO SEFOLOSHA, SG

+ Strong wing defender with good size and lateral movement. Very good rebounder.
+ Good handle for size but has poor offensive instincts and makes terrible decisions.
+ Effective finisher in open court but a mediocre outside shooter.

Statistically Sefolosha's season looked about the same, but the one encouraging sign was his 43.7 percent mark on 3-pointers. He took so few that it might be a fluke, but his ability to make corner 3s is the key variable in whether he can stay on the floor most of the game. Oklahoma City frequently turned to Derek Fisher or Daequan Cook last season because Sefolosha couldn't adequately space the floor, with his 16-of-49 shooting from 3 in the playoffs a discouraging harbinger for this season.

The other problem for Sefolosha is that a catch-and-shoot guy can't be throwing it all over the gym like this. He took nearly half his shots from beyond the arc and yet had the worst turnover ratio of any shooting guard; that's completely unacceptable. He also had the lowest usage rate at his position -- again, it's nice that he made the shoots he took, but he has to make himself more of a threat.

Otherwise, he fills his role to a tee. Defensively, he's a not-quite-elite caliber player who ranked ninth at his position in blocks, 10th in defensive rebound rate and 11th in steals. He fouls too much, but his combination of size, agility and toughness makes him one of the better wing defenders in the game.

KEVIN DURANT, SF

+ Tall, long-armed scoring prodigy with unblockable release. Deadly in transition.
+ Great foul shooter. Lacks strength. Struggles to get open against physical D.
+ Good handle and improved passer. Length an asset on defense and boards.

Durant led the league in scoring again, and did it with a 61.0 true shooting percentage. That's just ridiculous. It's one thing to be a high-volume scorer, or to be a high-efficiency scorer. Being both at the same time? That's special. Durant didn't draw fouls at quite the prodigious rate of previous seasons, but he shot the ball better. His 3-point shot, which had been quite average, improved to 38.7 percent, and he shot an incredible 46.4 percent on long 2s.

Of course, his length and speed also make him unstoppable going to the basket; Durant hit 72.2 percent of his shots at the rim. He found more teammates too, boosting his assist ratio to the middle of the small forward pack. In particular, he has become adept at finding his big men when he's doubled coming off a pindown.

Unfortunately this came at a huge cost in turnovers, and Durant's ranking of 64th in pure point rating -- out of 67 small forwards -- was unacceptable for a player of this caliber. (Not to mention the difference-maker between Durant and a certain other small forward who ranked third in this category).

Defensively, Durant is getting better but he's still a pretty neutral player at this end. Synergy Stats graded him fairly well but the Thunder gave up more points per possession when he was on the court. Partly that was because he played more as a smallball 4, which isn't a stretch for him height-wise but forces him into some tough physical battles.

His best asset at this end is on the defensive boards, where he ranked first among all small forward with a 20.4 defensive rebound rate. He's also an excellent shot-blocker and rarely fouls; he's just not great laterally and struggles physically.

SERGE IBAKA, PF

+ Athletic, long-armed, shot-blocking ace still learning fundamentals.
+ Overrated defender who struggles against floor-spacers. Good rebounder.
+ Very good midrange shooter. No post game and poor offensive instincts.

There's a lot more to defense than blocking shots, people. Ibaka finished second in the Defensive Player of the Year voting based on his phenomenal shot-blocking total, but the Finals really underscored how far he has to go to be an elite defender overall. Ibaka's shot-blocking skill is second to none -- his 5.38 blocks per 40 minutes led the league comfortably (see chart) -- but he still struggles mightily against face-up 4s and in the finer elements of help defense.

Most blocks per 40 minutes, 2011-12
Player Team Bk/40
Serga Ibaka OKC 5.38
Larry Sanders Mil 4.73
Greg Stiemsma Bos 4.44
JaVale McGee Was/Den 3.44
Brandan Wright Dal 3.19
Min. 500 minutes

Overall, then, he was merely decent defensively. The Thunder were better with him on the court but not dramatically so (2.8 points per 100 possessions), while Synergy Stats rated him in the middle of the pack. The Thunder didn't act like he was a vital defensive cog, either, often opting to keep Kendrick Perkins or Nick Collison on the court instead of him.

Offensively, Ibaka is an underrated shooter -- proving it when he went 12-for-12 in Game 4 of the conference finals against San Antonio. Ibaka shot 46.5 percent on jumpers from 16-23 feet, according to Hoopdata.com, stellar work that indicates he's still underutilized in the Thunder's pick-and-pop game; he also shot 69.8 percent at the rim. Unfortunately he can't create any of these shots himself, as he has poor offensive instincts and no post game.

KENDRICK PERKINS, C

+ Tough-as-nails post defender who likes physical play. Very strong.
+ Plodding low-post game. Lacks elevation and takes forever to gather and go up.
+ Sets bone-jarring screens but prone to offensive fouls. Can make short jumpers.

The thought in Oklahoma City was that Perkins would recover from his knee injury and be a much better player in 2011-12. He wasn't, and instead left the Thunder in a bizarre situation where they basically pretended he was still good, even when it was killing them in the Finals.

We should note that Perkins is not without value. He's the Thunder's best post defender and a good help defender too; Synergy Stats rated him as the team's best defender and among the league's better centers, while the Thunder defended better with him on the court.

Unfortunately, that value does not come from chasing Shane Battier around the 3-point line. Additionally, Perkins takes away so much on offense that it often more than negates his defense. He had the NBA's second-worst turnover ratio for a second straight season (see chart), plus he shot only 48.9 percent from the floor.

Worst turnover ratio, 2011-12
Player Team TO Rate
Reggie Evans LAC 26.8
Kendrick Perkins OKC 23.3
Omer Asik Chi 22.6
Ryan Hollins Cle/Bos 21.7
Aaron Gray Tor 19.6
Min. 500 minutes

Perkins' 7.5 points per 48 minutes was among the worst figures in basketball, and despite the Thunder's glowing raves about his screening, he still killed them offensively: the team scored 8.4 points per 100 possessions less with him on the court. One particularly maddening trend was their tendency to being halves with static post-up plays for him to "get him involved," as though involving him was in any way desirable.

All this sets up a very interesting 2012-13. Perkins has real value against teams like the Lakers, but against most opponents the Thunder are better off with other frontcourt arrangements. If his play doesn't improve, one wonders if and when they'll address reducing his role.

JAMES HARDEN, SG

+ Skilled left-hander who excels at pick-and-roll game. Prodigious drawer of fouls.
+ Left-dominant. Sees court well but turnover-prone. Good set shooter from 3.
+ Middling wing defender who rebounds well. Good hands, has cut foul rate.

The second coming of Manu Ginobili, Harden technically plays shooting guard but is really a huge pick-and-roll point guard. His forays to the rim off the bounce are simply deadly, as he has a tight, low handle, exquisite passing skills, and an almost supernatural sense for how to draw fouls. Harden's 0.59 free throw attempts per field goal attempts was the best of any non-center, with his 84.6 percent mark from the line the cherry on top.

Additionally, Harden was a fantastic finisher when he wasn't fouled, particularly going left. Harden had the best shooting percentage at the rim of any guard, converting an amazing 70.4 percent of his shots in the basket area. Again, this was in addition to all the fouls he drew. Virtually the only chance of stopping him was to force a turnover first -- he was in the bottom quarter of guards in turnover ratio and will give it away trying to split pick-and-rolls.

Top shooting percentage at the rim, guards
Player Team Pct.
James Harden OKC 70.4
Gerald Henderson Cha 68.4
Arron Afflalo Den 68.0
Marcus Thornton Sac 67.5
Kobe Bryant LAL 66.2
Min. 150 attempts

Meanwhile, his spot-up game has grown more deadly too: Harden shot 39.0 percent on 3s and took nearly half his attempts from out there. In a related story, he's become much more comfortable playing off the ball with Russell Westbrook or Kevin Durant doing the ballhandling. Overall, his 66.0 true shooting percentage sits firmly in you've-gotta-be-kidding-me territory; naturally, the only perimeter player to top it was Ginobili, by eight-tenths of a point (see Ginobili comment). Harden also ranked fourth in the league in secondary percentage (see Chauncey Billups coment).

The next step is upgrading his defense, which remains a vulnerability. Harden has cut his foul rate but it remains above average for a shooting guard, and he needs to defend star wing players to start with Durant and Westbrook. As it is he's the game's best sixth man and an All-Star talent, but he can still get better.

NICK COLLISON, PF

+ Heady big who excels at defending pick-and-rolls and taking charges.
+ Not as strong in 1-on-1 defense. B-athlete but elevates quickly. Fouls often.
+ Decent midrange shooter but rarely shoots. Good offensive rebounder.

Collison was once again a plus-minus god, with the Thunder outscoring opponents by 7.2 points per 100 possessions with him on the court, but this time it was on offense where he made an impact. Individually, his statistical profile didn't change much, as his 59.7 percent shooting topped all power forwards but he rarely shot, averaging a meek 8.7 points per 40 minutes.

Collison was once again a pest on the offensive glass, ranking 13th out of 70 power forwards in offensive rebound rate with the help of numerous tap-outs, and it's notable that he shot 52.5% on longs 2s -- a shot he doesn't take unless wide open, alas, so he only had 43 attempts. However, he was a non-factor on the defensive glass, as only two power forwards fared worse.

Defensively, both Synergy Stats and his counterpart data on 82games.com seemed to indicate he slipped last season, but that partly may be a result of fewer minutes at center -- his mobility is more challenged at the 4 and he doesn't line up against quite as many pick-and-rolls from that spot. Subjectively, his elevation seemed as strong as ever, so at 31 he stills seems primed for a couple more effective seasons.

ERIC MAYNOR, PG

+ Steady point guard with pass-first mindset. Good handle but B-grade athlete.
+ Average outside shot, and struggles to get to rim. Returning from knee injury.
+ Decent position defender. Has thin frame but moves well and competes.

Maynor tore his ACL after nine games and missed the rest of the season. He wasn't playing very well at the time, but given the nine-game sample we shouldn't take that too seriously.

However, in the big picture his profile is much more of somebody who is just a decent backup than a guy who can take over a starting spot someplace else. He should bounce back fine from the knee injury since his game isn't predicated on athleticism, and stabilize a spot that was a liability a season ago.

DAEQUAN COOK, SG

+ Jump-shooting wing with strong catch-and-shoot game. Elevates well on jumper.
+ Solid athlete, but a weak ball handler. Virtually never goes to the basket.
+ Solid, unspectacular defender but a bit undersized for the 3. Not a rebounder.

Cook got the same shots as a year earlier, he just didn't make them -- leaving a worrying question of whether 2010-11 was an outlier and this was his real talent level. His 34.6 percent mark on 3-pointers was unacceptable for a long-range specialist, and dragged his career mark down to 36.5 percent.

Cook took more than three-quarters of his shots from beyond the arc, the fourth-highest rate in the league (see Jason Kidd comment), and scarcely did anything else: He was first in turnover ratio and last in assist ratio at his position, a perfect synopsis of his mission as a catch-and-shoot specialist. His turnover ratio, in fact, was the league's second-lowest (see Matt Bonner comment). Along the same vein, he had one of the league's lowest free throw rates, earning just 22 all season.

Unusually for a shooter, Cook may have as much value on defense as on offense. His Synergy Stats grades were solid and the Thunder gave up fewer points per possession with him on the court, albeit working mostly against opponents' subs.

All of which is fine, but the ball has to go in. Cook shot 42.2 percent on 3s in 2010-11, and if he does that he has value. Making barely a third of them, however, he has none.

REGGIE JACKSON, PG

+ Athletic point guard who plays out of control. Needs to calm down.
+ Good court vision but instincts are as scorer. Quick and has good size.
+ Disappointing shooter as rookie. Must improve finishing and shot selection.

Jackson was given a chance to claim the backup point guard job after Eric Maynor's injury but wiped out, playing hyper and flinging up bricks. He finished with an abysmal 40.8 true shooting percentage, very nearly the league's worst, and the breakdown showed he was bad everywhere: 21.0 percent on 3s, 44.4 percent at the rim, and 25.2 percent on 2s beyond ten feet.

Jackson should shoot better, as he had good numbers in college and his form isn't broken. It's his decision-making that's the bigger worry. He looked nothing like a point guard while running the offense, over-penetrating and dribbling himself into bad spots, although he did show some knack for passing.

Defensively he shaped up better. Jackson had a strong steals rate, rebounded well, and has the size and quickness to defend most 1s. He took his usual rookie lumps, but his metrics all indicate the Thunder didn't suffer much with him on the court at that end; it was his offense that killed them.

COLE ALDRICH, C

+ Long big man who can rebound and block shots.
+ Can finish at rim but has few other offensive skills.
+ Needs more game experience and better defensive reactions.

Aldrich's second season was much more promising than his first, as he got into 26 games and made decent contributions in his limited minutes. He's still limited offensively but brought more energy to the proceedings at both ends and, more importantly, drastically reduced the mistake plays that held him back as a rookie. He has a good chance of moving into the back end of the rotation this season, which would give him a chance to develop further.

PERRY JONES, F

+ Tall combo forward who can run, jump and score. Good shooter for size.
+ Athleticism doesn't impact games. Tends to disappear. Questionable motor.

Jones is 6-11 and athletic, and has the skills to play the perimeter, so he should have been a dominant college player. He wasn't, and that's the mystery. He had solid shooting numbers for a player of this size and should only get better, but in other areas he was hard to figure out. How could a player like this block shots so rarely, have such poor rebound numbers, and disappear so readily? How did he only shoot 52 percent on 2s and avoid drawing fouls?

His college stats said he was a second-rounder, but Oklahoma City took a gamble on his potential late in the first. At his size, his NBA future is almost certainly at the 4, and he may become an extremely effective stretch 4 in time. If it works out he fits a glaring need for the Thunder, but he needs to play with much more intensity than he showed in college.

LAZAR HAYWARD, F

+ Tough, aggressive wing but fouls like crazy. Good rebounder for size.
+ Poor outside shooter. Cannot elevate or finish. Weak ball skills.
+ Strong and competes on defense, but lateral quickness iffy.

The Thunder picked up Hayward with their last wisp of cap space thinking he might be able to play tough defense and hit corner 3s. The evidence for the former is stronger than the latter. While he's tough and aggressive he hasn't shown he can be any kind of offensive contributor, and when he played in Minnesota his defense was fairly wanting, too.

Hayward did play quite well in three D-League games for Tulsa, but he also shot 13-for-38 for the parent club and fouled with wild abandon (18 personals in 141 minutes for the Thunder, 15 in 103 minutes in the D-League).

HASHEEM THABEET, C

+ Long, tall, slender center with knack for shot-blocking.
+ Lacks strength. Foul prone. Has poor basketball instincts at both ends.
+ Can make short-range jumpers but has no post game whatsoever.

Backhanded compliment time: Thabeet got into 20 games with Houston and Portland and played more competently than he'd done the previous season in Memphis. He scored enough to be somewhat useful should his defense come around, and put up very solid rebounding totals.

That said, his shot-blocking has yet to translate into genuine defensive value because he's so bad in other respects. It was a small sample, but both Houston and Portland were outscored by more than 10 points per 100 possessions with Thabeet on the court, and opposing centers had player efficiency ratings approaching 20. Synergy Stats rated him as nearly the worst defensive player in the league. For a player whose theoretical value lies almost entirely at this end of the floor, that's a huge problem, but the Thunder will take a low-dollar risk at seeing if he can turn it around.

moullet, Monday, 17 September 2012 18:10 (twelve years ago) link

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moullet, Monday, 17 September 2012 18:10 (twelve years ago) link

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lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 18:22 (twelve years ago) link

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lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 20:08 (twelve years ago) link

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lag∞n, Monday, 17 September 2012 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

Adam Morrison will be a nonroster invite to Blazers training camp.

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questionable motor (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 00:11 (twelve years ago) link

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questionable motor (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 00:11 (twelve years ago) link

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moullet, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 17:30 (twelve years ago) link

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instafapper (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

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BOSTON

RAJON RONDO, PG

+ Long-armed, creative point guard who penetrates at will and sees the floor.
+ Erratic outside shooter but good short-range finisher. Terrible foul shooter.
+ Disruptive defender. Will over-gamble at times. Great rebounder for his size.

One of the league's most unique players, Rondo is either great or horrible at nearly everything, producing wildly divergent viewpoints as to his overall value. In the same season, he was passed over in favor of Luol Deng for the All-Star team and named on eight MVP ballots.

The truth is somewhere in between. Rondo can create shots for others, but generating his own points remains problematic. He scored only 12.9 points per 40 minutes, placing him 52nd among point guards, and was also 52nd in true shooting percentage at a lowly 48.3. This is mainly because he doesn't generate 3-pointers or free throws: Rondo's 59.7 percent mark from the line was the worst of any point guard, and he made only 10 3-pointers the entire season. As a result, his secondary percentage was 68th out of 70 point guards.

Even his 2-point percentage (46.4) was nothing to write home about; Rondo made only 58.9 percent in the basket area and has done much better in other seasons. He hit 37.2 percent of his long 2s, so he's becoming almost respectable from that distance, but defenses still would much rather concede this shot than let Rondo penetrate.

Of course, his passing is what does most of the damage. Rondo finished second in the NBA in pure point rating; while his turnover ratio is higher than you'd prefer, it's tough to quibble with an assist every three minutes. As an added plus, he also ranked fourth among point guards in rebound rate.

The general consensus was that Rondo's defense slipped a bit last season, that he gambled too much and his effort wavered. While opposing point guards mustered just a 10.9 PER against him, Boston gave up more points with him on the court, and his foul rate was so low (barely one every 20 minutes) that it supported the idea that he was saving himself for the offensive end. His steals rate was also a career low, although still well above par for his position.

AVERY BRADLEY, SG

+ Elite perimeter defender. Excels at pressuring the ball and forcing turnovers.
+ Undersized for a 2 but not a point guard. Solid midrange shooter but lacks range.
+ Must improve left hand and cut turnovers. Good finisher. Poor rebounder.

An already good Boston defense reached another level when Bradley took over as the starting shooting guard, and he looks to be a fixture for several seasons based on his suffocating ball pressure.

Bradley actually didn't have an unusually high steal rate, as he didn't take gambles off the ball, but on it he routinely devoured dribblers with his outstanding lateral quickness. Bradley had some of the best Synergy scores at his position and held opposing guards to barely double digit PERs; the Celtics also gave up 4.4 points per 100 possessions less with him on the court. Opposing 2s occasionally found success attacking him in the post, but even there he did a fairly solid job.

Of equal importance was Bradley's offensive development -- not great but good enough to play. Bradley made 41.3 percent of his long 2s and converted a very strong 65.3 percent at the basket; overall, his 2-point shooting percentage was eighth among shooting guards.

While he attempted only 54 3-pointers on the season, he made a respectable 22 of them. Bradley will need to refine his long-range shot and rely on it instead of all the 15-footers, as he ranked just 53rd out of 61 shooting guards in secondary percentage by taking mostly 2s and rarely drawing fouls.

Additionally, his ball skills need a lot of work. Boston didn't ask a ton of him offensively, but his turnover ratio still ranked 56th among shooting guards. That's not acceptable for a bit player, and if he's a subpar ball handler for a 2 (just 50th in pure point rating), it seems a long shot that he can become a functional point guard. On a positive note, he turns 22 in November and has a chance to improve substantially because he's already getting consistent minutes.

PAUL PIERCE, SF

+ Multifaceted scoring threat who can pull up or drive to the basket. Draws fouls.
+ Excellent midrange shooter off the dribble. Can make spot-up 3s. Good handle.
+ Vastly underrated defender. Strong, tough and moves his feet.

Pierce turns 35 in October and will likely begin showing signs of age at some point. We just don't know when that will be. Last season, he actually took on a much greater offensive load given the struggles of Boston's secondary players, ranking fourth among small forwards in usage rate, and it didn't seem to hurt him. Pierce's TS% dropped, understandably, but he still finished a solid eighth among small forwards in this category and belied his age by converting 64.8 percent at the rim. He also still draws fouls like nobody's business, ranking fourth in free throw rate at his position despite shooting mostly jumpers.

The biggest drawback was that he took a lot more long 2s under duress, making only 35.9 percent while shooting more than five a game. Pierce's 3-point game also slipped a bit (36.6 percent), again because he was hoisting more hot potatoes at the end of the shot clock. However, he wasn't just blind gunning -- he also finished in the top third of small forwards in assist ratio and pure point rating.

Defensively, Pierce remains one of the league's more underrated players, but his data wasn't quite as strong last season. Opposing small forwards had a 13.3 PER against him, but Boston gave up more points with him on the court and his Synergy rating, while strong, wasn't up to his usual standard. The addition of Avery Bradley should save him some wear at the defensive end, and he'll need it if he's going to take on such a large offensive role again. But against the bigger wings -- like that guy on Miami, for instance -- it's still Pierce getting the assignment.

BRANDON BASS, PF

+ Tough, strong but undersized big man with an accurate midrange jump shot.
+ Can be effective driving right and finishing. Rarely looks to pass.
+ Average at best defensively. Lacks length and has limited help awareness.

Bass actually had a bad offensive season by his standards, but in one particular area he was stellar -- the guy is money on pick-and-pop jumpers. Bass made 48.1 percent of his shots from 10 to 23 feet and was one of just 20 players to take more than 400 shots from this range. Unfortunately, he shot better on jumpers than closer to the hoop, converting only 47.6 percent from inside 10 feet. He drew a decent number of fouls for a jump shooter and provided solid, reasonably efficient scoring, but he's done better in previous seasons.

Bass still rarely passes once he catches it, ranking 59th out of 70 power forwards in assist ratio, but last season he significantly cut down on his turnovers. That's the one benefit of shooting so many long 2s off the catch -- it's tough to lose the ball when it's in your possession for only half a second.

Defensively, Bass had some of the highest Synergy ratings in the NBA last season, but subjective observation and other metrics fail to back that up. The Celtics gave up more points with him on the court than off of it, and opposing power forwards had a 13.7 PER against him -- solid but hardly exceptional given the elite defensive team surrounding him. He's tough and he's become much sharper situationally than when he first got to Orlando, but it's hard to rate him as more than a midtier defender at this spot.

KEVIN GARNETT, C

+ Intense, long, slender big man who excels in help defense. Strong leader.
+ Mostly shoots midrange jumps. Rarely posts up. Excellent passer.
+ Good handle for his size. Has struggled with knee problems. Plays very hard.

When Garnett finished the first month of the season, he couldn't jump and was noticeably dragging his leg. But as the year went on, he turned into the KG of old, abetted by a midseason shift to center. His season-ending stats were nearly the same as the year before, although he continued his drift to the perimeter. Nearly two-thirds of his shots were beyond 10 feet, and he converted an excellent 45.9 percent of them. However, Garnett took advantage of his length, especially in the playoffs -- he went to the post much more often for short-range turnarounds and showed he can still be extremely effective from that spot.

Garnett also remains an exquisite passer from the high post, ranking sixth among power forwards in pure point rating. All told, he has the stats of a much shorter player, but that's partially due to dragging opposing bigs out to the perimeter.

Meanwhile, his defense is elite -- nobody defends the pick-and-roll better. Only four players had a better Synergy rating, and his regularized adjusted plus-minus was better than all but five players. He was 12th in the league in defensive rebound rate, although he rarely contests the offensive boards anymore, and in the playoffs his presence was especially palpable. Boston gave up a 25.1 points per 100 possessions more when he was off the court, according to basketballvalue.com.

Garnett is re-signed for three more seasons, and while his minutes are likely to be restricted to the high 20s to keep him fresh for the postseason, he remains a hugely impactful player at both ends. Given his length, intensity and skill for his size, that should remain the case for as long as his knees can hold up.

JASON TERRY, G

+ Fast combo guard with deadly midrange jump shot, especially going right.
+ Not a true point guard but capable of creating off the dribble. Abysmal rebounder.
+ Lacks size and strength on defense but has fast hands. Better in cross-matches.

Terry has become an ageless wonder, still putting up numbers as an undersized 2-guard thanks to his devastating accuracy with the jump shot. Terry shot 42.1 percent on 2s beyond 10 feet and 37.8 percent on 3s, with the latter accounting for nearly half of his shots. As a result, he averaged nearly a point every two minutes with a solid TS% even though he virtually never gets to the rim.

The biggest negative, offensively, is that Terry's turnover ratio keeps climbing. A jump shooter shouldn't be in the bottom half of shooting guards in turnover ratio, but Terry was last season.

Fewest Fouls Per 40 minutes, 2011-12
Player Team Fouls/min.
Steve Nash Phx 1.08
Jason Terry Dal 1.38
Joe Johnson Atl 1.41
Tayshaun Prince Det 1.48
Brandon Rush GS 1.49
Min. 500 minutes

Nonetheless, his primary shortcoming is at the defensive end. Terry has to cross-match defensively and check the opposing point guard, but quicker players can get by him and bigger ones play right over the top. His rebound rates are among the worst in basketball, although he doesn't foul -- only Steve Nash was whistled less often last season (see chart). Boston's personnel should allow Terry to keep cross-matching, and if so he'll continue to be very effective in his sixth man role.

COURTNEY LEE, SG

+ Athletic wing who plays solid defense. Deadly corner 3-point shooter.
+ Limited ball skills but a good leaper and finisher. Mediocre shooter off the bounce.
+ Shies away from contact on drives and rarely draws fouls. Rarely goes left.

A classic role-playing wing on paper, Lee has had trouble making good on the theory. Lee has shot better than 40 percent on 3s in consecutive seasons, and the only question is why he doesn't do it more. Over the past two seasons, barely a third of his shots have been 3-point attempts -- a poor rate for such an effective sniper. Lee likes to take a bounce inside the line for 2s but isn't nearly as effective from that range, making only 36.5 percent of his long 2s last season and 36.7 percent the year before.

As a result, even though he makes 3s and shoots well at the rim for a player of this ilk (62.6 percent, mostly on fast-break finishes), his TS% of 53.4 was exactly at the league average for shooting guards, and his PER was firmly in Backupville. He has the talent to do more if he focuses on his best skills.

Defensively, it's a similar story -- Lee has an excellent reputation but only middling results. Last season, the Rockets didn't fare any better with him on the court, even though he was usually replacing Kevin Martin. Synergy actually rated him below the league average at his position, and the numbers weren't any better the year before.

So we're left with a conundrum. On past performance, Boston overpaid. But given his skill set, he offers the promise of a high-50s TS% and above-average defense -- a player like that would be hugely valuable.

JEFF GREEN, F

+ Combo forward who can handle the ball and post up against smaller players.
+ Subpar outside shooter. Good finisher in transition. Not an elite athlete.
+ Was destroyed by post-up 4s. Solid wing defender against 3s.

Green didn't play at all last season after having heart surgery. In the four seasons prior, he had done nothing to prove he was more than a passable combo forward off the bench. As a result, the Celtics gave him more money than Kevin Garnett.

While the four-year, $36 million contract he signed this offseason boggles the mind, Green does have some uses. Just not the ways Oklahoma City used him. Green was a train wreck as a face-up 4, shooting under 30 percent on 3s in consecutive seasons, getting torn apart by post players and rebounding like a wing.

As a wing, however, there's the hope that his size will become an advantage, and that he can take some smaller 3s on the block with his jump hook. Meanwhile, his defensive stats as a 3 in his few games as a Celtic in 2010-11 were vastly superior to his results as a 4 in Oklahoma City. The hope is he can provide another big wing to guard the likes of LeBron James in the playoffs, but it's not clear whom the Celtics thought they were bidding against with this deal.

JARED SULLINGER, PF

+ Powerful 4 with a wide base. Low-post scorer with good midrange touch.
+ Physical rebounder. Plays below rim. Not a great athlete. Back injury a concern.

Just on basketball, Sullinger should have been a higher pick. He's not going to be a great defensive player, but offensively he's a bull who may average a double-double at some point. He dominated the paint in his two years at Ohio State, and while he'll have to prove he can get baskets against size, he'll also have a lot more pick-and-pop chances than he did in college. Basically, he projects as a better version of Brandon Bass.

Alas, his back freaked out teams enough that he fell to No. 21. Sullinger may need surgery at some point, and his conditioning and athleticism were already worrisome at the next level.

FAB MELO, C

+ Outstanding shot-blocker with ideal size and length for a center.
+ Poor rebounder for his size. Lacks offensive feel. Iffy hands and limited range.

A Brazilian import, Melo had the best shot-blocking rate of any draftee with two eyebrows, and that's the primary reason Boston invested a first-round pick. He's fairly old for a first-rounder at 22, but given his delayed development, there's hope he can add a few more offensive elements to his repertoire. He's not a terrible foul shooter and his assist/turnover rates at Syracuse were a lot better than that of many other centers, so he's not irredeemable at that end.

More worrisome were his pedestrian board numbers, especially defensively, where his 14.3 schedule-adjusted rebound rate was embarrassing for a 7-footer. (Comparison: He had the same mark as Missouri's 6-foot-3 shooting guard Marcus Denmon.) Melo will need to grab a few more boards to help what is already among the league's most rebound-challenged teams.

KEYON DOOLING, G

+ Quick combo guard who is a strong defender at both guard spots.
+ Decent spot-up shooter but struggles off the dribble. Lacks handle to create shots.
+ Weak finisher at the rim. Not a point guard. Terrible rebounder.

Dooling had his moments, especially in Boston's playoff run. But all told it was tough to justify keeping him on the court with such anemic production -- he finished last among point guards in PER. Half his shots were 3s, but he only made 33.3 percent, and his production was otherwise miniscule. He averaged only 11 points and three assists per 40 minutes, and among point guards, he had the eighth-worst assist ratio and seventh-worst pure point rating.

Dooling also had the single worst rebound rate in basketball, retrieving only 3.5 percent of missed shots -- his third straight season in that range -- to narrowly outpace Jimmer Fredette and Raja Bell (see chart). He also had the third-lowest rate of steals at his position.

Worst Rebound Rate, 2011-12
Player Team Rebound Rate
Keyon Dooling Bos 3.47
Jimmer Fredette Sac 3.53
Raja Bell Uta 3.53
Devin Harris Uta 3.69
Steve Blake LAL 3.84
Min. 500 minutes

Defensively, Dooling has issues and wasn't particularly good at this end last season. The Celtics gave up 8.5 points per 100 possessions more with him on the court, and Synergy rated him as Boston's worst defender. I'd describe him more as average than bad -- he's lost athleticism, but he competes and matches up fairly well against the shorter scoring guards. Still, it was a bit of a surprise to see Boston bring him back.

JASON COLLINS, C

+ Elite low-post defender who stymies big centers with size and smarts.
+ Physical. Great at drawing offensive fouls. Awful rebounder. Ponderously slow.
+ Horrid finisher. No handle or post game. Will occasionally make a 12-footer.

Collins hardly played until the Hawks dusted him off for the playoffs, where he played impressive defense and did shockingly little else. Collins averaged just 5.1 points per 40 minutes, shot 40 percent, rebounded like a guard and had nearly as many fouls as points.

That's a D-League résumé, and not a particularly good one. But one skill offset all those negatives: Synergy rated Collins as the best defender on the Hawks and one of the best in the league. He doesn't look like he's doing much, but he's big, knows exactly where to be and excels at taking charges. He also fouls with abandon and can't stay on the court long, but he can still be helpful in the right matchup.

CHRIS WILCOX, PF

+ High-leaping finisher who excels as a pick-and-roll dive man. Poor shooter.
+ Subpar defensive player who lacks intensity and strength. Fouls often.
+ No post game. Weak ball handler. Solid rebounder at both ends.

Wilcox played 28 games before a heart problem unexpectedly ended his season, and while he predictably declined from his Fluke Rule campaign of a year earlier, he still showed he can be a high-percentage finisher by converting 59.8 percent from the floor. Wilcox's rebound rate dipped, however, and his turnover ratio nearly doubled.

Perhaps the most encouraging sign was that he showed more defensive resistance than in previous stops. While the Celtics played better with him off the court and opposing bigs had a 17.2 PER against him, his attention and physicality went up a notch from what we'd seen in previous years. Wilcox is only 29, so he should be able to come back and contribute as a decent rotation player, especially at his more natural 4 spot. However, his inability to space the floor is always going to limit his court time.

KRIS JOSEPH, SF

+ Athletic, hustling 3 with limited offensive skills. Midrange shooter.
+ Decent handle for his size. Average rebounder. Needs to add strength.

A late second-round pick, Joseph's best shot at sticking is to play the energizer role with his defense and leaping ability. Short of that, it's not obvious what he brings to the table. Despite his reputation as a leaper, his block and rebound rates were ordinary. He's nothing special as a shooter or scorer, either, and at 23 he's quite old for a rookie. Boston has had a love affair with the "athletic hustling wing that can't play offense" archetype dating back to Orien Greene and has made it work on occasion (most recently with Avery Bradley). But I'd be surprised if Joseph sticks.

moullet, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

SA SPURS

TONY PARKER, PG

+ Fleet Frenchman who excels at penetrating for short-range floaters and layups.
+ Subpar outside shooter. Shoot-first mindset, but a much-improved passer.
+ Solid defensive player. Quick and bigger than he looks, but not always engaged.

Parker had without a doubt his best season as a distributor. Normally he's played more as a scorer, but last season he ranked fifth in the NBA in pure point rating and dished out 9.6 assists per 40 minutes. He's become much better at locating spot-up shooters in particular, and now uses his driving ability to set up those shots as much as his own floaters. In addition, Parker created a ton of offense (12th in the NBA in usage rate) with the 10th-lowest turnover ratio among point guards.

As a shooter, Parker has more or less given up on 3-pointers, but he had a very good season shooting midrange jumpers when defenders went behind the screen. Parker made 40.9 percent of his long 2s, although he had a lower shooting percentage overall because he "only" made 45.7 percent from 3 to 9 feet -- Parker normally ranks in the top five in the league from this distance. In addition he shot 65.7 percent in the basket area with a high free throw rate, which is impressive stuff from a small guard.

Defensively, the Spurs played dramatically better with Parker on the court, giving up 7.9 points per 100 possessions less. That said, I'm not sure that had a ton to do with Parker. Opposing point guards had a 15.1 player efficiency rating against him according to 82games.com, and Synergy rated him below the league average.

Parker also had the third-lowest foul rate among point guards and one of the lowest steal rates, which jibes with my general impression watching him: He was solid, but he picked his spots and saved his energy for all the racing around he did on offense. The Spurs almost never had him defend elite point guards, often assigning Danny Green the task.

DANNY GREEN, SG

+ Jack-of-all trades wing with good outside shot. Weak handle.
+ Good rebounder for size. High scoring rate for a jump shooter.
+ Active defender who gets hands on balls, but not a great athlete.

Green's college and D-League stats gave every indication that he was an NBA player, and he finally got a chance to prove it in San Antonio. Plugged in as a sometime-floor spacer, sometime-defensive stopper, sometime-orchestrator, Green's variety of skills made him a perfect chameleon for whatever the Spurs needed.

The key was his 3-point shot; Green made 43.6 percent of his 3s while taking nearly half his tries from beyond the arc. That provided a base for his other skills, which were basically just good enough. He was mediocre in every other offensive category but not awful in any, and combined with all those 3-point bombs it made him valuable. Overall, Green finished ninth at his position in true shooting percentage while scoring at a solid 15.8 points per 40 minutes clip.

Green also proved tenacious on the glass, where he finished sixth among shooting guards in rebound rate, and surprisingly active on defense. He was fourth at his position in blocks per minute and 17th in steals, without an excessive foul rate. In particular, he's become adept at poking balls from behind players without getting burned, and often checked elite point guards to give Tony Parker a breather. He's still more "adequate" than excellent at this end -- and the data was all over the place on him, so it doesn't help us much -- but again, it's another piece of value to add to the 3-point weapon.

Green's 3-point shot abandoned him in the conference finals, making 4-of-23, and he played just eight minutes total in the final two games. He may not shoot 43 percent from downtown again, but he does enough other things reasonably well that he'll be a very solid rotation player.

KAWHI LEONARD, SF

+ Long-armed wing with huge hands. Excellent rebounder for size.
+ Athletic finisher but average jump shooter with a slow, low release.
+ Excellent hands and anticipation on defense, but still learning ropes.

Leonard was a revelation as a rookie, ranking among the league's top small forwards in several different categories while finishing ninth overall in PER and looking every bit like a young Shawn Marion along the way. His rebounding is his most notable skill, as he finished fifth at his position in rebound rate and second on the offensive glass, but he's also a great finisher who had the third-best 2-point shooting percentage at his position (53.6 percent) and converted 68.8 percent in the basket area.

Leonard didn't draw fouls a high rate, but made very few mistakes for a rookie as well, finishing 11th out of 67 small forwards in turnover ratio. He also proved farther along as a jump shooter, hitting 37.6 percent of his 3s. He mostly shot just wide-open corner shots, however, and he broke down on the move -- Leonard made just 29.4 percent of his long 2s.

Defensively, Leonard had the second-best steals rate at his position and one of the lowest foul rates, an enviable combination. His steals rarely came off bad gambles, but he still has to do a better job in other defensive situations. San Antonio gave up 2.8 points per 100 possessions more with him on the court and opposing small forwards had a 15.0 PER against him, according to 82games.com. The Spurs tried to use him as a defensive stopper early in games, but he's not up for this gig yet. In time, maybe.

BORIS DIAW, PF

+ Ballhandling combo forward held back by his increasingly poor conditioning.
+ Sees floor well but often eschews easy shots to make the pass. Midrange shooter.
+ Good defensive player. Strong and moves his feet well. Subpar rebounder.

Stranger than fiction: In a matter of days, Diaw went from one of the worst players on the worst teams in history to starting for one of the league's best teams. Diaw also played dramatically better as a Spur, much to the consternation of Bobcats fans who watched him loaf through two-thirds of a season in Charlotte. One key, however, was that he was badly out of shape at the start of the year but had improved considerably in this area by the time he reached San Antonio.

Combining everything, it still wasn't a great season, and Diaw's level of play reverted to somewhere closer to normal in the postseason. He remains an outstanding passer who ranked second among power forwards in pure point rating, and as a Spur he was more aggressive and less prone to passing up easy shots -- in particular, he's shown a tremendous knack for reverse layups.

For the season Diaw shot solidly on 2s (49.6 percent) and wasn't terrible on 3s (31.3 percent), but what really killed him was he never drew fouls. He had only 35 free throw attempts the entire season, producing the fifth-lowest free throw rate at his position, and for that reason he was 54th out of 70 power forwards in TS%.

Defensively, Diaw wasn't particularly good in Charlotte but played much better in San Antonio. Given his solid rep and career numbers in this area, one suspects he'll remain a quality defender as long as he lays off the pastries. It's questionable whether he should be starting given his offensive limitations, but if he's in shape he's a decent stopgap and an outstanding third big to bring off the bench.

TIM DUNCAN, C

+ Low-post technician with a midrange bank shot and a variety of short hooks.
+ Has defensive value due to his smarts and very long arms, but has lost quickness.
+ Good rebounder. Smart, team-oriented player. Improved midrange shooter.

A lighter, fresher Duncan put up the same offensive numbers, but he was able to move better defensively and showed considerably more impact at that end. Every metric indicates that Duncan was a huge factor, with Synergy stats grading Duncan well above the mean for centers. The Spurs gave up 6.2 points per 100 possessions less with him on the court, and regularized adjusted plus-minus shows him to be the league's single most impactful defensive player last season.

Offensively, Duncan moved out of the low post and into the elbow, and found it agreed with him. Not known as a shooter, he made a stellar 47.1 percent of his shots from 10-23 feet; in fact it was the post-ups that gave him more trouble, as he hit only 35.3 percent from 3-to-9 feet. Duncan somehow drew more fouls anyway, and provided the usual ancillary benefits we've come to expect: fourth in defensive rebound rate among centers, 10th in pure point rating, and sporting the third-lowest foul rate.

Duncan signed a three-year deal in the offseason and appears to be in good shape physically. On the flip side, he's 36 and his long-range shooting marks from last season seem like strong candidates to regress to their historic mean. His PER may slip a couple points as a result, but if he can provide similar impact at the defensive end, the Spurs will stay in the hunt.

MANU GINOBILI, SG

+ Left-handed pick-and-roll maestro. Excels at slashing to the basket for fouls.
+ Daring passer with great court vision. Good finisher. Likes step-back set shot.
+ Very good rebounder. Vastly underrated defender with quick hands.

He played only half a season, but what a half-season it was. Ginobili ranked second in PER among shooting guards, ahead of some guy named Bryant from Los Angeles, and was third in the NBA in TS% (see chart), with the two players ahead of him playing much more secondary offensive roles.

It gets better -- Ginobili is basically a point guard at this point, leading all shooting guards in both assist ratio and pure point rating. He led all shooting guards in 2-point field goal percentage at an absurd 61.6 percent, and finished in the top dozen players at his spot in free throw rate, rebound rate and blocked shots.

True Shooting % Leaders, 2011-12
Player Team TS%
Tyson Chandler NY 70.8
Steve Novak NY 68.4
Manu Ginobili SA 66.8
James Harden OKC 66.0
Tiago Splitter SA 64.9
Min. 500 minutes
Min. 500 minutes

Calling it a career year isn't quite right, but a career half-year? Given that he shot 52.6 percent to blow away his career high, tied his career best in PER, and set or threatened his bests in several other categories, I'd say so. Or consider this: The Spurs scored an unfathomable 121.0 points per 100 possessions with Ginobili on the floor last season, putting them nearly 20 points better than the league average.

Unfortunately, he couldn't sustain it in the playoffs -- his shooting percentages were going to crash back to earth at some point, and the postseason was that point. He shot only 33.8 percent on 3s and 44.9 percent overall, with lower rates of scoring and assists; more alarmingly, he finished the playoffs with more turnovers than assists.

All of which should temper our expectations for Ginobili this season: He's good, but he's not as crazy good as he looked in that 34-game sample in the regular season. It wasn't quite a Fluke Rule season, but a lot of the same caveats apply.

STEPHEN JACKSON, SG

+ Big, high-strung guard who plays over the top of most wings. Likes pull-up 3s.
+ Lacks great burst and has a high dribble. Will lose ball on drives. Very durable.
+ Good size but has lost a step defensively. Runs oddly, barely bends knees.

Jackson looked finished in Milwaukee and performed only marginally better in San Antonio before exploding in the playoffs, shooting 60.5 percent on 3s (!) and missing one free throw in 14 postseason games.

Big-picture data, however, says it was still a rough year. Jackson hit only 28.8 percent of his regular-season 3-pointers; even if you add in his torrid playoff shooting that gets you to only 35.2 percent, which is right at his career average.

Otherwise, his game is slipping. Jackson keeps trying to penetrate but can't get past defenders cleanly and doesn't have a great handle. In a related story, he had the third-worst turnover ratio at his position and, despite his passing skill, was 57th out of 67 small forwards in pure point rating. Inside the arc, he was 50th in 2-point percentage at his position and hit just 27.7 percent of his long 2s.

Defensively he's lost a step as well, although he has good hands for steals (11th among small forwards); Synergy graded him below average in both Milwaukee and San Antonio, although he clearly put more energy into it as a Spur. In the big picture he'll likely shoot better than he did in the 2011-12 regular season, but still is no more than an end-of-the-rotation player.

GARY NEAL, PG

+ Sweet-shooting guard who can score off the catch or dribble. Rarely draws fouls.
+ Has some ball skills and can run the pick-and-roll. Can play point but is better as a 2.
+ Not a great athlete. Undersized for the 2 but torched by fast point guards.

Neal played a lot of backup point guard last season, but at both ends he's a much better fit playing off the ball and only occasionally orchestrating offense. He finished second-to-last among point guards in assist ratio and 60th out of 70 in pure point rating, and defensively was shredded by fast guards.

It's his jump shot that keeps him in the league, and on that score he didn't disappoint. Neal shot 41.9 percent on 3s and threw in a respectable 44.6 percent mark inside the arc, plus he's as comfortable shooting off the dribble as he is off the catch, so he was able to score at a high rate (18.5 points per 40 minutes). Neal also can create off the dribble a bit running pick-and-roll, but nearly always for his own offense.

Defensively, he's a liability at either guard spot, but playing him at point guard is especially dicey. Synergy rated him well below average and the Spurs gave up 6.7 points per 100 possessions more with him on the court. Meanwhile, 82games.com reports opposing point guards ripped him for a 21.3 PER but shooting guards mustered just a 10.8. The data was similar a year earlier, when he played the 2 almost exclusively and surrendered just an 11.4 mark. Neal also ranked among the bottom 10 point guards in both blocks and steals per minute.

TIAGO SPLITTER, C

+ Big low-post center who likes to play physical. Good finisher who draws fouls.
+ Solid rebounder. Limited perimeter game. Makes awkward-looking hook shot.
+ Tough but not mobile. Struggles on defense, especially against pick-and-roll.

So … how much of this was real? Splitter played less than 20 minutes a game, but when he did he put up All-Star caliber numbers: 19.6 points and 10.9 boards per 40 minutes, a 61.8 percent shooting mark, and better than a free throw for every two field goal attempts. He made only four jumpers all season, but he shot 72.5 percent at the rim and a solid 43.8 percent on his awkward little half-hooks from 3-to-9 feet.

I'm asking because Splitter makes only $3.9 million this season, and then becomes a free agent. If he plays anywhere near this well again, he's going to get paid with a capital P. He finished 10th among centers in PER after posting strong numbers in his rookie season, although at 27 he's likely peaked. One suspects his field goal percentage is due for some regression, but if he keeps shooting in the 60s he's a star.

Splitter went through a brutal free throw slump that saw teams intentionally fouling him in the playoffs -- he was only 16-of-43 in the postseason -- but wasn't a bad foul shooter overall; his 69.1 percent was above the league average for centers. One oddity is that he stands slightly left of center on free throw attempts and shoots a push shot off his right shoulder; straightening him out might help.

Splitter still struggles at the defensive end, however, where his lack of mobility gives him problems in pick-and-roll defense. He's not a shot-blocker and just average as a rebounder. Overall, opposing centers posted a 17.2 PER against him according to 82games.com, and opponents scored 3.1 points more per 100 possessions with him on the floor. His numbers from the year before were nearly identical. But if he can master NBA defense, he's going to be a very wealthy man next summer.

MATT BONNER, PF

+ Ruggedly built 3-point marksman with a high-arcing launch off the shoulder.
+ Not a creator, but can shoot runners off the dribble. No post game. Rarely rebounds.
+ Good size but unathletic. Won't block shots. Struggles in pick-and-roll defense.

Bonner refined his high-efficiency game even further last season, posting the lowest turnover ratio in basketball at a miniscule 3.2 while passing well enough to lead all power forwards in pure point rating -- a seemingly impossible combo that he nonetheless pulled off (see chart). Bonner led the league by a wide margin, while ranking fourth among power forwards in true shooting percentage.

Lowest Turnover Ratio, 2011-12
Player Team TO Ratio
Matt Bonner SA 3.2
Al Jefferson Uta 4.7
Daequan Cook OKC 4.8
Jodie Meeks Phi 4.9
James Jones Mia 5.2
Min. 500 minutes

Bonner took more than two-thirds of his shots from beyond the arc and hit a stellar 42.0 percent of them, but he again showed a knack for taking a dribble or two in and converting on the move. Bonner made 16 of his 31 attempts from 3 to 9 feet, a range where most players struggle.

Unfortunately, he didn't create nearly enough of those opportunities, with the sixth-lowest usage rate among power forwards, and his shooting threat proved fairly easy for prepared teams to extinguish during the playoffs. He also never drew fouls -- only two players had a lower free throw rate.

Defensively, Bonner is again an extreme low-mistake player -- he had the lowest rate of fouls and the lowest rate of steals among power forwards. He's useless on the boards, ranking 68th out of 70 power forwards, and he's not an elite individual defender, but he's become quite adept in the team concept. Synergy gave Bonner sparkling ratings, and opposing power forwards had just an 8.9 PER against him. While those numbers overstate things, he's become very solid at this end.

DEJUAN BLAIR, F

+ Short, heavy frontcourt player with surprising athleticism. Great rebounder.
+ Conditioning and knee injuries are concerns. Poor outside shooter.
+ Lack of size a major impediment on defense. Decent mobility and strong.

"DeJuan, we're tired of you being out of shape. We're replacing you with Boris Diaw."

Actually, this made more sense than at first glance. Blair has been awfully productive for a guy the Spurs banish to the end of the bench every spring, but his particular weaknesses have made him better as a stopgap than long-term solution. Blair is short, struggles to defend and can't space the floor, and those problems have offset his otherwise commendable productivity.

Defense is the main thing that cost Blair his gig. He rated well below the league average for power forwards via Synergy, and opposing power forwards strutted to a 16.4 PER according to 82games.com. San Antonio also gave up 2.5 points per 100 possessions more with him on the court. Subjectively, Blair also struggled to stay in shape, and unlike Diaw it does appear to affect him on the court.

Offensively, Blair showed a bit of a midrange game last season (42.5 percent from 10 feet and beyond) but as usual was incredibly effective in the paint, shooting 64.8 percent in the basket area while taking three quarters of his shots from there. He also ranked third among power forwards in offensive rebound rate, and those second shots helped him average 17.9 points per 40 minutes without having any plays called for him.

He's a poor ballhandler, however, ranking 56th out of 70 power forwards in pure point rating, and his defensive rebounding (54th) was a major disappointment. Blair has great hands and ranked fifth among power forwards in steals per minute, but gambled too much and ranked eighth in fouls.

But the biggest problem is that he can't space the floor, and with two other bigs sharing the same weakness but playing better (Tim Duncan and Tiago Splitter), it got too hard to justify playing him. Blair is trade bait now, but likely will produce wherever he goes.

PATTY MILLS, PG

+ Fast, undersized point guard with a scorer's mentality. Good outside shooter.
+ Very poor dribbler. Struggles to advance ball against pressure.
+ Lack of size a problem on defense. Poor rebounder. Must improve strength.

Mills returned from overseas late in the year and played very well in limited minutes for the Spurs, playing 261 minutes largely in garbage-time situations. He shot extremely well in his limited time, making 24 of 56 3s and all 15 free throw attempts. He shot a lot, too: His usage rate nearly matched Tony Parker's, and it wasn't because of the assists.

Though a limited sample, that performance has Mills on the list of candidates to play backup point guard this season. However, his most likely scenario is a situational player used to space the floor when the defensive matchups are in his favor. He really struggles handling the ball and needs somebody like Manu Ginobili on the floor with him to serve as a de facto point guard, and his size makes him a defensive liability.

CORY JOSEPH, G

+ Combo guard with secure handle. Can get to the basket and score. Average shooter.
+ Drives more to score and not pass. Solid build but short for a 2.
+ Offers good defensive potential. Not a great athlete but good lateral quickness.

Joseph played in just 29 games and mostly struggled, shooting 31.4 percent and averaging just 8.7 points per 40 minutes. The one silver lining was that he averaged three assists for every turnover, a positive sign that he might be more point guard-inclined than many thought on draft day.

His 14 games in the D-League largely supported that notion, although his assist and turnover ratios weren't quite as strong and he looked more to score. Joseph will need to develop his 3-point shot further and likely will spend most of next year in Austin as well, as there don't appear to be clear avenues to a rotation spot with the parent club.

NANDO DE COLO, G

+ Combo guard with outstanding passing skill. Solid outside shooter.
+ Gets to the line and is a great foul shooter. B athlete. May struggle to create and defend.

Let's hope he can play, because I'd hate to see such a good name wasted on a scrub. That said, I'm not totally sure what to make of De Colo. Statistically he comes across as a poor man's Manu Ginobili, except for the part about shots from the field going in the basket. The signifying event would be De Colo's 2010-11 Euroleague season, in which he shot a stellar 67-of-70 from the foul line -- and 54-of-171 from the field. Ugh. He's 25 years old and he may struggle to defend whatever position he plays, but if he shoots a decent percentage from the floor he could help fill out the Spurs' backcourt.

moullet, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 17:53 (twelve years ago) link

loved the way he backed up pierce d' numbers

fuckin dont understand why he keeps posting some crazy synergy stat when his eyes could do better (e.g. Bass card)

moullet, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 17:55 (twelve years ago) link

BONUS

JOSH HARRELLSON, C

+ Wide-body who crashes boards at both ends. Has 3-point range.
+ Undersized for a 5 and on the heavy side. Lacks lateral quickness and leaping ability.
+ Lacks post game and can't create offense. Pure pick-and-pop guy.

Harrellson is a "4.5" who isn't quite tall or athletic enough to play center but doesn't move well enough to play the 4. That wasn't a death knell for him careerwise, however, because of his surprising emergence as a 3-point threat during his rookie season -- a skill he rarely displayed at Kentucky. Harrellson shot 33.9 percent on 3s, which isn't great, but it gave him an offensive function and came at virtually zero cost in turnovers. No center took a higher proportion of his shots from behind the arc than Mr. Jorts.

Harrellson's other skill is his rebounding; although he can't jump, his rebound rate was solid for a center. That's true even at the offensive end, a surprise given how often he was 25 feet from the rim.

Harrellson had strong defensive plus/minus numbers last season in limited action, but let's not take this too far. He can't protect the rim at all; his value is that he's willing to bang and he's usually in the right place. However, his skill set seems a strong fit for a team like Miami, where he can hang out on the perimeter and wait for others to set him up.

moullet, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 17:57 (twelve years ago) link

guys metta world peace is predicting 73 wins for the lakes

in unrelated news i recently found this in my bookmarks

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/627640/Bd9pQ_medium.gif

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 01:27 (twelve years ago) link

lol

Nickelback of folk (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 02:44 (twelve years ago) link

"PLAYOFFS" really makes that one

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 02:45 (twelve years ago) link

lmao

lag∞n, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 03:20 (twelve years ago) link

ha i had no idea of stacks rep

lag∞n, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 14:09 (twelve years ago) link

"Sometimes, it seemed like Nikola would check in at the scorers' table and pick up a foul," Wolves general manager David Kahn said.

Read more: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/writers/lee_jenkins/03/06/nikola.pekovic/index.html#ixzz26vs9AAwq

moullet, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 16:07 (twelve years ago) link

lmao http://i.imgur.com/FWgOk.jpg

barthes simpson, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 16:11 (twelve years ago) link

goin to batman

lag∞n, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 16:18 (twelve years ago) link

^^ when I read this first I was like :O but then I was like :) but then I was like :O

barthes simpson, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 16:19 (twelve years ago) link

peeps got jokes

lag∞n, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 17:47 (twelve years ago) link

on Satire

am0n, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 17:49 (twelve years ago) link

m. bison - do the new Spurs uniforms pass muster for you?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mam639kOYl1qd3c98o1_500.jpg

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

ooof i don't like those

the best Laid jams (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 20:52 (twelve years ago) link

noooooo

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 20:52 (twelve years ago) link

oh man those are bad

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 20:53 (twelve years ago) link

kind of looks like they didn't finish printing it

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 20:53 (twelve years ago) link

those must be alternates right

lag∞n, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 20:57 (twelve years ago) link

yes, alternates. Still ugly.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:28 (twelve years ago) link

And they're wearing them opening night. Ugh.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:28 (twelve years ago) link

wth

barthes simpson, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:36 (twelve years ago) link

those look like uniforms for a basketball video game where they couldn't get an nba license and so you had to play as the 'los alamos cowboys'

barthes simpson, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:37 (twelve years ago) link

^^^

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:38 (twelve years ago) link

i appreciate that theyre experimenting w/a no text logo only scheme but thats v poor execution

lag∞n, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

otm

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:41 (twelve years ago) link

centering the spur doesnt really work because its so asymmetrical, you can tell they were grasping via putting the spike ball part in the middle

lag∞n, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:42 (twelve years ago) link

I like the reliance on GRAY but everything else about the design is garbage.

Clay, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

all black w a/thin gray border and then a small spur underneath the number on the breast mightve been worth looking into, tho its hard w/the minimalism especially on a uniform w/no color for it not to just look like a practice kit

lag∞n, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

still waiting for the spurs to do a fiesta colors uniform, I love the logo

http://i.imgur.com/Ol8FE.gif

barthes simpson, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

agree

lag∞n, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:50 (twelve years ago) link

i love the spurs regular unis too

lag∞n, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:50 (twelve years ago) link

yah spurs have dope unis

think if I were to get a throwback Id get a mutombo nuggets one in visiting team colors

http://i.imgur.com/E5H7Q.jpg

barthes simpson, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:53 (twelve years ago) link

I miss my daily mumbo

Clay, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 22:03 (twelve years ago) link

goddammit
just do the old school 70s throwbacks
I don't understand

Farrah Abraham had many songs/ many songs had Farrah Abraham (m bison), Thursday, 20 September 2012 01:16 (twelve years ago) link

but whatever makes kawhi happy

Farrah Abraham had many songs/ many songs had Farrah Abraham (m bison), Thursday, 20 September 2012 01:22 (twelve years ago) link

no waistband no sale

makes it look like a weird second tier euro league

spurs shouldnt be fuckin with their unis they have some of the best

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Thursday, 20 September 2012 01:42 (twelve years ago) link

those look like uniforms for a basketball video game where they couldn't get an nba license and so you had to play as the 'los alamos cowboys'

― barthes simpson, Wednesday, September 19, 2012 5:37 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

lol i should read the whole thread first, co sign

barthes who are u

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Thursday, 20 September 2012 01:43 (twelve years ago) link

oh nm u are dayo right

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Thursday, 20 September 2012 01:45 (twelve years ago) link

^_^

barthes simpson, Thursday, 20 September 2012 01:47 (twelve years ago) link

+ Athletic, explosive leaper with ideal size for a small forward. Ridiculous dunker.
+ Strong 3-point shooter. Ball skills only adequate, and prone to turnovers.
+ Lean build. Defense, basketball IQ and decision-making still are question marks.

In a panel at the Sloan Sports Conference a couple years ago, Dallas owner Mark Cuban famously opined that Green "had no idea how to play basketball." At the time that was true, but Green has figured some things out since then. He showcased his newfound competence in a late-season call-up with New Jersey last season, after he had absolutely destroyed the D-League.

moullet, Thursday, 20 September 2012 03:08 (twelve years ago) link

+ Shooting SF who has replaced cobwebs as item most commonly seen in corners.

^ loved this

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 20 September 2012 05:29 (twelve years ago) link

hollinger predicting jorts will put up a 13+ PER o_O

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 20 September 2012 05:32 (twelve years ago) link

celticshub ‏@CelticsHub

Multiple sources reporting Darko Milicic is heading to Beantown to sign contract. Whether this is a positive development remains to be seen

PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN!! KG & Darko on a team together? Serious win.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 20 September 2012 14:19 (twelve years ago) link

can i get lakers profile cards up in this?

carne asada, Thursday, 20 September 2012 14:25 (twelve years ago) link

Wednesday, September 19, 2012
Los Angeles Lakers: 2012-13 roster
By John Hollinger
ESPN.com

Here are my player scouting reports and 2012-13 projections for the Los Angeles Lakers. (Note: Projections are for players who played 500 or more minutes in the NBA in '11-12.)

PROJECTED STARTERS

STEVE NASH, PG

Hollinger's 2012-13 Projections
PTS
REB
AST
PER
13.2
3.7
12.6
16.2
(Stats are per 40 minutes)

Scouting report
+ Genius pick-and-roll operator who shreds defenses with passes from either hand.
+ One of the best outside shooters in history. Burns any defense playing under screens.
+ Takes charges, but a mediocre defender because of limited lateral quickness.

Analysis
So, which amazing Nash stat would you like to see first? Let's start with shooting, which remains the most underrated part of his game. Nash led all point guards in true shooting percentage, again, and in 2-point shooting percentage, again, and led the league in shooting on midrange jumpers, again.
He was first from outside 10 feet, but the more amazing feat came in the longest 2s, outside 16 feet. There he shot 53.8 percent (see chart), lapping the rest of the league in this category … even though as a point guard he was taking nearly all these shots off the dribble (the other leaders were all bigger players shooting them off the catch).
Top shooters from 16-23 feet, 2011-12

Player Team FG%
Steve Nash Phx 53.8
Dirk Nowitzki Dal 50.3
Jared Dudley Phx 49.4
Jason Smith NO 48.1
Brandon Bass Bos 48.0
Min. 150 attempts. Source: Hoopdata.com
Nash shot the ball less and turned it over more than in previous seasons, offering a slight glimpse into the possibility that at age 38 he might be losing effectiveness. Might. He was also fourth in pure point rating, shot 39.0 percent on 3s (a shot he actually should take more, and might, in L.A.) and despite all the worries about his health in 2011-12, Nash missed eight games or fewer for the 11th straight season.

However, he's taking the low-risk thing to extremes at the defensive end. Nash had, by far, the lowest foul rate in basketball, committing just 53 the entire season. He also had the lowest steal rate among point guards, and while he takes the occasional charge, he spent most of the season hidden away against non-scorers while Ronnie Price or Grant Hill covered any threatening point guard. Given the personnel in L.A., it will be more difficult for him to take that approach.

KOBE BRYANT, SG

Hollinger's 2012-13 Projections
PTS
REB
AST
PER
27.4
5.7
4.9
20.5
(Stats are per 40 minutes)

Scouting report
+ Devastating post-up guard who makes midrange jumpers over the top of defenses.
+ Excellent ball handler for his size. Sees floor, can create and finish. Natural scorer.
+ Smart defender but his intensity fluctuates. Rarely asked to defend good players.

Analysis
Bryant led the NBA in usage rate by a wide margin (see chart) and very nearly led it in points per minute as well, finishing a 10th of a point behind Kevin Durant in points per 40 minutes -- an amazing feat for a player age 33. Bryant looked spry coming out of the lockout in particular, racking up four straight 40-point games in January. However, he cooled off considerably the rest of the way, most notably while shooting 38.7 percent in March. He was in the top five in player efficiency rating (PER) in the first half of the season but finished 17th.
Usage Rate Leaders, 2011-12

Player Team Usage Rate
Kobe Bryant LAL 33.0
Russell Westbrook OKC 30.4
Derrick Rose Chi 30.4
Deron Williams Nets 29.8
LeBron James Mia 29.8
Min. 500 minutes
All this points to a potential hurdle ahead: As Bryant gets older, he inevitably needs to take on a reduced offensive role, but might be reluctant to do so. The additions of Steve Nash and Dwight Howard only accelerate this discussion; iso-ing Kobe now looks to be the third-best option after a Nash pick-and-roll and a Gasol-to-Howard high-low.

Bryant can still fill it up, of course, and fairly efficiently. He hit 41.4 percent on long 2s while taking more than 11 a game (!), converted 66.2 percent at the rim and still drew a free throw for every three field goal attempts (12th among shooting guards) thanks to all his assorted shot fakes. And in his defense, the Lakers had one perimeter player who could create a shot -- Bryant -- so if the post game broke down, he needed to create.
That said, he could spread the wealth a little more. Bryant finished 51st out of 61 shooting guards in pure point rating, and his high turnover ratio was a sign of how much more often he's working in tight spaces -- mostly on midrange post-ups -- than earlier in his career.
He also needs to chill on the iso 3-pointers. Bryant can make them off the catch and likely will have more opportunities to do so next season, but he took nearly five triples a game in 2011-12 and made only 30.3 percent.
Bryant's annual All-Defense selections make a mockery of the idea that head coaches are actually doing the voting. He picks his spots and rarely has to guard good wings. Nobody would place him among the league's elite stoppers. That said, he's still effective. The Lakers allowed 2.7 fewer points per 100 possessions with him on the court and he held opposing shooting guards to a 12.8 PER. He's also a strong rebounder who ranked in the top quarter of all shooting guards and was able to generate solid rates of blocks and steals while preserving a very low foul rate.

METTA WORLD PEACE, SF

Hollinger's 2012-13 Projections
PTS
REB
AST
PER
10.4
4.9
3.2
10.1
(Stats are per 40 minutes)

Scouting report
+ Elite one-on-one wing defender with quick hands, superior strength and good feet.
+ Has lost a step and can't jump at all. Struggles chasing through screens.
+ Very poor finisher. Poor shot selection. Can make corner 3s.

Analysis
It was like two different seasons for World Peace, who had an absolutely brutal start (4.7 ppg on 33.5 percent shooting in first half of the season) before a very strong finishing kick in which he averaged 14.1 points in April.
But on a meta level (sorry), he ended up with virtually identical stats to his 2010-11 campaign. The most important of those, as always, were on the defensive end -- he had strong Synergy numbers, held opposing small forwards to an 11.8 PER, and the Lakers gave up 1.9 fewer points per 100 possessions with him on the court.
Offensively, there's more reason for concern. World Peace made only 29.6 percent of his 3s on the season, and even in his late-season surge he still struggled from deep. While his 60.1 percent mark in the paint is encouraging -- he's struggled as a finisher there in the past -- his most important role is as a corner 3-point shooter, and he failed in that.
Lowest Average Assist Quality, 2011-12

Player Team Assist Quality
Metta World Peace LAL .503
Sundiata Gaines Nets .520
Blake Griffin LAC .521
Kevin Martin Hou .522
Jordan Farmar Nets .524
League average .667
Source: Hoopdata.com. Min. 100 assists
World Peace is a sneaky good ball handler who ranked fourth among small forwards in pure point rating, but there might be less here than meets the eye. According to my research on assist quality, World Peace's assists were the least valuable of any player who had at least a hundred dimes, adding an average of just .566 points to the Laker bottom line (see chart).

PAU GASOL, PF

Hollinger's 2012-13 Projections
PTS
REB
AST
PER
17.7
10.7
3.9
19.6
(Stats are per 40 minutes)

Scouting report
+ Long, highly skilled post scorer with excellent dexterity and 18-foot range.
+ Smart player, sees floor well. Can make jump hook with either hand.
+ Blocks shots but lacks strength and can be bullied on blocks. Good rebounder.

Analysis
The impression was that the Lakers forgot about Gasol last season as they sought to feed Andrew Bynum, but his usage rate hardly budged. What really happened is Gasol was forced to search out shots from the perimeter since Bynum was in his preferred perch on the left block.
Gasol took more than six long 2s a game and fewer shots inside 10 feet; he even dabbled with the corner 3, compiling 28 tries. To his credit, Gasol hit 44.2 percent of his long 2s -- a stellar percentage -- but the toll of all those J's on his overall shooting percentage was inevitable. He also earned a career-low four free throw attempts per game.
Gasol is a great high-low passer, though, who ranked fourth among power forwards in pure point rating, and Bynum allowed him to show off those skills repeatedly. One can only imagine what he might do with Dwight Howard in those sets. Nonetheless, this is a suboptimal usage of Gasol's talents and was one of the reasons most Laker trade speculation centered on him.
Gasol's less recognized talent is that he's always on the floor. Only one power forward had a lower foul rate, and Gasol has good stamina. As a result, he played more than 37 minutes a game for a fourth straight season -- vital considering how paper-thin L.A.'s frontcourt depth was a year ago. In four full seasons as a Laker, he's missed just 19 games.
Defensively, Gasol isn't quite a natural at either frontcourt spot but is more comfortable at the 4. The exception is when he has to guard face-up 4s who can handle the ball; guys like Al Harrington just kill him. His large on-court vs. off-court differential isn't surprising given the wasteland L.A. had behind him, but he also had a strong Synergy rating and opponent data on 82games.com. Subjectively, his length is more of a plus and his lack of strength less of an issue at the 4, and against most opponents he has the dexterity to play the position.

DWIGHT HOWARD, C

Hollinger's 2012-13 Projections
PTS
REB
AST
PER
21.1
14.6
1.8
23.1
(Stats are per 40 minutes)

Scouting report
+ Dominant physical force who overpowers foes with strength and athleticism.
+ Awesome defensive player. Blocks shots, covers pick-and-roll and owns boards.
+ Can make short-range banks and hooks, but post game lacks refinement.

Analysis
Here's how good Howard is: Even coasting through the season while pushing for a trade and his coach's removal, he was still probably the best center in the league. Clearly his defensive effort was not at its usual level, but he almost can't help but be dominating on that end given his size and mobility. In addition to the blocks and rebounds, he was ninth among centers in steals per minute. Howard still got top-notch grades from Synergy, and the Magic gave up 6.8 fewer points per 100 possessions with him on the court.
Howard also led the NBA in defensive rebound rate and finished second overall, a pretty amazing accomplishment considering he's not a specialist in this category like, say, Reggie Evans or Marcus Camby.
Defensive Rebound Rate Leaders, 2011-12

Player Team Def. Rebound Rate
Dwight Howard Orl 33.1
Marcus Camby Por/Hou 32.7
Aaron Gray Tor 28.3
Tim Duncan SA 28.2
Anderson Varejao Cle 26.8
Min. 500 minutes
A left-block post player, Howard passed out of the post and found shooters much better than before, resulting in a career-low turnover ratio, although it still yielded one of the worst pure point ratings in basketball. Alas, his foul shooting remains a huge weakness. Howard had one of the highest foul rates in basketball but converted only 49.1 percent from the stripe, dragging down his TS%.

When he wasn't fouled, Howard was a force, shooting 74.4 percent at the rim. He took nearly as many shots from 3 to 9 feet and shot a respectable 41.5 percent from that range. He still isn't a graceful post player, and one can fairly argue that doubling him is just playing into his hands, but he's slowly getting the hang of those little hooks and bank shots.


RESERVES

JODIE MEEKS, G

Hollinger's 2012-13 Projections
PTS
REB
AST
PER
13.7
4.2
1.4
11.5
(Stats are per 40 minutes)

Scouting report
+ Shooting specialist who excels at trailing for transition 3s. Money from the line.
+ A bit undersized for the 2 and an average athlete but very solid defensively.
+ Good at up-faking for fouls. Rarely fouls on D. Low-mistake specialist.

Analysis
Meeks had a bit of a setback in his third season, as his 3-point shot wasn't nearly as deadly (36.5 percent) and his free throw rate plummeted. As an offensive specialist, this was not welcome news and resulted in losing his starting job. While Meeks had the lowest turnover ratio of any shooting guard, he wasn't asked to do a whole lot -- only three shooting guards had a lower usage rate -- and that role requires an exceptional TS%. His 55.1 mark didn't cut it.
For a specialist, however, Meeks did the other things pretty well. His 46.8 percent mark on 2s was above the average for his position, he draws some fouls and he's not a bad rebounder. Defensively he was solid, as well. While he's a bit undersized for the 2, the Sixers gave up 1.8 fewer points per 100 possessions with him on the court and opposing shooting guards mustered only an 11.1 PER against him according to 82games.com; Synergy also rated Meeks as an above-average defender.

JORDAN HILL, C

Hollinger's 2012-13 Projections
PTS
REB
AST
PER
14.1
12.6
1.2
15.1
(Stats are per 40 minutes)

Scouting report
+ High-energy "4.5" who can make plays near the rim but lacks strength and ball skills.
+ Runs floor well and can make short-range Js. Can score in post in mismatches.
+ Outstanding rebounder. Struggles defensively and fouls too much. Blocks shots.

Analysis
Hill enjoyed a breakout third season, focusing on using his athleticism to get to the boards and ranking a surprising eighth among centers in overall rebound rate and seventh on the defensive glass. Second shots also helped him on the offensive end; he can't get to the rim on his own steam and struggles to make shots from outside the basket area (37.0 percent last season), but he got enough putbacks and free throws to post a respectable shooting percentage.
Hill still fouls too much -- once every 7.8 minutes last season -- but that represented a big improvement on his first two seasons, and it appears he's learned better how to accommodate for his nightly strength disadvantage. Nonetheless, he can be manhandled by bigger centers and his overall defensive numbers remain fairly ugly -- opposing centers had a 20.3 PER at his expense, according to 82games.com, and Houston gave up 3.1 more points per 100 possessions with him on the court (nearly all Hill's regular-season minutes last season came as a Rocket).
Despite his defensive shortcomings, Hill is a useful player if he rebounds the way he did last season, and can take another step forward by establishing a bit more consistency with his 12- to 15-foot jumper. If he can convert that shot at a 40 percent clip and provide some offensive spacing, he'll be one of the league's better backup 5s.

ANTAWN JAMISON, PF

Hollinger's 2012-13 Projections
PTS
REB
AST
PER
17.6
7.1
2.4
13.3
(Stats are per 40 minutes)

Scouting report
+ Clever scorer with a quick release off the catch. Rarely dribbles. Has 3-point range.
+ Lazy defender who hardly bothers helping from the weak side. Undersized, too.
+ A tweener size-wise. Rebounding has dwindled. Rarely turns it over.

Analysis
Apparently Jamison will keep scoring a point every two minutes with a microscopic turnover ratio until he's 90. At age 35 he suffered a career low in shooting percentage, but otherwise you'd have a hard time differentiating last season from any of the previous 10. Jamison shot 62.8 percent in the basket area and 34.1 percent on 3s, both right about where you'd expect, and had some of the best ballhandling numbers of his career -- the fifth-lowest turnover ratio among power forwards and a solid assist ratio.
Unfortunately, his midrange J completely went south. He made only 28.5 percent of his 2s beyond 10 feet and he takes a ton of these -- more than five a game last season. With that dragging down his percentages, Jamison was just 62nd among power forward in TS% and 61st in 2-point shooting.
And he has to be a top-notch offensive player because his defense is just pathetic. Jamison doesn't foul, but that's because he's barely trying; few bigs are as unplugged from the game when on the weak side as he is. Jamison rated below the league average on Synergy and permitted an 18.0 PER to opposing power forwards, according to 82games.com, while having one of the worst rebound rates at his position.
But his real carnage comes in team defense; with his indifference pairing with Kyrie Irving's inexperience, the Cavs were about the worst pick-and-roll defense in captivity. Cleveland gave up 10.0 more points per 100 possessions with Jamison on the court last season, a trend that's been ongoing for several years.

DEVIN EBANKS, SF

Hollinger's 2012-13 Projections
PTS
REB
AST
PER
N/A
N/A
N/A
N/A
(Did not play 500 NBA minutes last season)

Scouting report
+ Thin, long-armed small forward who can handle the ball. Must add strength.
+ Aggressive, high-IQ performer who willingly defends and rebounds well.
+ Can score near the basket but must improve his outside shot.

Analysis
Ebanks earned 12 starts last season because of his defensive ability, but to stick as a rotation player, he'll need to show more at the offensive end. Ebanks is athletic enough to finish plays on fast breaks or when fed near the rim, but he made only 16 of his 52 tries outside the basket area, none of which were 3-pointers. He drew fouls at a strong clip, but overall mustered only 8.9 points per 40 minutes with a poor TS%. He'll need to do better to stick in the league.
The Lakers had Ebanks spotting up for 2s from the corner from 18 to 20 feet, and he showed some success in that range. But it's still a low-value shot; if he can extend the shot to the corner, he has better chance of producing enough offense to stay on the floor. If he does so, the positives are clear: He's an athletic wing who rebounds and plays solid, dogged defense.

STEVE BLAKE, PG

Hollinger's 2012-13 Projections
PTS
REB
AST
PER
7.2
2.9
5.8
7.8
(Stats are per 40 minutes)

Scouting report
+ Limited, low-mistake point guard who rarely attacks the paint. Good court vision.
+ Mediocre defender. Tall and competitive, but lacks strength and foot speed.
+ Strictly spots up for 3s offensively. Doesn't push the tempo or draw fouls.

Analysis
The first one you could write off as a bad season, perhaps. But after two in a row, it's getting increasingly difficult to justify Blake's continued presence in the Lakers' rotation. His main role is as a long-distance sniper, yet his TS% has been below the league average in both seasons in L.A. Last season he averaged just 8.9 points per 40 minutes and hit only 33.5 percent of his 3s -- that just won't get it done.
Again, Blake put virtually no pressure on the defense, earning only 27 free throw attempts and making eight -- yes, eight -- shots in the basket area the entire season. Despite that, he was far too turnover-prone, ranking just 55th among point guards in turnover ratio, with traps being a particular vulnerability. Adding to the misery, he had one of the worst rebound rates in the league.
Defensively, Blake's length made him more helpful, especially in the Lakers' low-risk, shoot-over-the-top-of-us system. Opposing point guards had a 13.8 PER against him, and the Lakers defended slightly better with Blake on the court.

CHRIS DUHON, PG

Hollinger's 2012-13 Projections
PTS
REB
AST
PER
7.6
3.1
5.1
8.2
(Stats are per 40 minutes)

Scouting report
+ Spot-up shooting point guard who mostly plays setup role. Rarely attacks.
+ Struggles mightily against ball pressure. Wildly turnover prone.
+ Solid, low-risk defender. Average at best athletically but gets to right spots.

Analysis
A point guard in name only, Duhon can scarcely get the ball across half court these days. His turnover ratio was the second-worst among point guards, an incredible achievement given he got only 40 shots at the rim the entire season. In other words, he was staying out of the paint and still couldn't hang on to the ball. One shudders to think what might have happened if he attacked.
Duhon did hit 42.0 percent of his 3s, but he shot so rarely that he averaged only 7.7 points per 40 minutes. Basically, even with a complete outlier on 3-pointers, he was an abysmal offensive player.
He retains some value on defense, with decent lateral movement and technique and the advantage of experience. Synergy rated him above average last season, and the Magic gave up 5.1 fewer points per 100 possessions with him on the court. According to 82games.com, opposing point guards had just a 12.9 PER against him. The defense gives him a smidgen of value as an end-of-quarter specialist, but it doesn't come close to offsetting the carnage he inflicts on his team's offense.

EARL CLARK, F

Hollinger's 2012-13 Projections
PTS
REB
AST
PER
8.7
8.9
1.3
8.6
(Stats are per 40 minutes)

Scouting report
+ Lean, long combo forward with defensive talent. Can run and finish.
+ Good handle for his size but a terrible offensive player. Can't shoot and has bad instincts.
+ Mostly shoots jumpers. Needs to add strength and get to rim. Tweener.

Analysis
Clark looks like he could be an NBA defender, but he's having trouble converting his potential into results. At times he looked fantastic and he had some great blocks, but in between the highlights there just weren't enough results. Every indicator is strongly negative: Synergy rated him the third-worst defender in the league with at least 200 plays defended, opposing power forwards rang up a 17.3 PER against him according to 82games.com and the Magic gave up 4.1 more points per 100 possessions with him on the court.
One might suspect this is partly a Dwight Howard effect -- Clark almost never played with Howard -- but checking on NBA.com's advanced stats tool, Clark actually made Howard's on-court numbers worse. Subjectively, I'd say Clark is better than his numbers -- he was fourth among power forwards in blocks per minute -- but it strains logic to argue he was particularly good last season.
And if he can't defend, he can't play, because the dude is just brutal offensively. Clark shot 27.0 percent outside the basket area, and that's where most of his shots came from. Among power forwards, he was in the bottom three in 2-point percentage, field goal percentage, TS% and PER. He also had one of the worst turnover ratios at his position.

ANDREW GOUDELOUCK, G

Hollinger's 2012-13 Projections
PTS
REB
AST
PER
N/A
N/A
N/A
N/A
(Did not play 500 NBA minutes last season)

Scouting report
+ Big point guard with deep shooting range. Struggles to penetrate and create.
+ Defensive liability against quick guards. Size, strength helpful closer to the basket.

Analysis
Advertised as a point guard coming out of college, Goudelouck mostly played as a spot-up 2 in small lineups for the Lakers. Certainly he can shoot, making 37.1 percent of his 3s, but he wasn't quite deadly enough to offset his other weaknesses. Namely, he just can't create anything on his own. Goudelouck converted only 40.8 percent of his 2s, drew a mere 12 free throws and amazingly had only one basket at the rim the entire season. Additionally, he had a comically low assist ratio for a guard, at just 1.9 per 40 minutes.
Goudelouck proved nothing special at the defensive end, either; while it's tough to draw definite conclusions out of limited minutes, subjectively he seems a bit slow for the point and undersized for the 2. None of which will matter if he can't create more offensively, because his main selling point as a player is his long-range shooting. He'll need to convert in the 40s from downtown and get to the rim at least once a fortnight to stick in the league.

DARIUS MORRIS, PG

Hollinger's 2012-13 Projections
PTS
REB
AST
PER
N/A
N/A
N/A
N/A
(Did not play 500 NBA minutes last season)

Scouting report
+ Tall point guard with good handle and vision. Still learning his position.
+ Poor outside shooter. Can finish at basket but not an explosive athlete.
+ Slender frame, will need to add strength. Length a plus on defense.

Analysis
Morris' rookie season was more encouraging than his 5.22 PER suggests, as he showed some NBA-level skills but was undone by a shaky jumper and an absurdly high turnover ratio.
Given the small sample, and the fact that high turnover ratios by rookies often precede great improvement, he's worth keeping an eye on going forward. He has to shoot better, because averaging just 10.9 points per 40 minutes while not spacing the floor isn't acceptable, but mostly he has to cut the turnovers --19 in just 170 minutes, or more than one for every basket he made. Morris was a late convert to the point and is just 21 years old, so we shouldn't rush to judgment, but he'll need to show some progress in Year 2.

DARIUS JOHNSON-ODOM, G

Hollinger's 2012-13 Projections
PTS
REB
AST
PER
N/A
N/A
N/A
N/A
(Did not play 500 NBA minutes last season)

Scouting report
+ Long-armed, lefty wing with deep shooting range. Strong, energetic defender.
+ Undersized for a 2 but lacks ball skills for a 1. Not a great finisher or leaper.

Analysis
Johnson-Odom is potentially a perfect end-of-rotation guy -- he plays extremely hard and competes defensively and he can make an open jump shot, so coaches have no fear about inserting him into a game.
Beyond that, the ceiling gets low. Like, "Being John Malkovich" low. He's an undersized 2 who can't play the point, he doesn't have the elite scoring skills of some other undersized wings and his athletic numbers as a collegian are pretty tame -- he rarely blocks shots, for instance, and has a poor rebound rate. He might stick on a roster for half a decade anyway, however, because coaches love having guys like this at the end of their bench.

ROBERT SACRE, C

Hollinger's 2012-13 Projections
PTS
REB
AST
PER
N/A
N/A
N/A
N/A
(Did not play 500 NBA minutes last season)

Scouting report
+ Long big man who can score around the basket. Poor rebounder for his size.
+ "B" athlete. Slow and needs to add strength. Raw offensive game.

Analysis
Sacre is old for a rookie at 23 and had a very poor rebound rate for a player of his size, but I'm still talking myself into this pick. He drew a ton of fouls around the basket and shot 76 percent from the line, and his length should make him at least somewhat useful at the defensive end. Those are the glimmers of hope one sorts through at the end of the second round. He might be able to give L.A. 10 good minutes a game off the bench.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 20 September 2012 14:28 (twelve years ago) link

thanks !

carne asada, Thursday, 20 September 2012 14:29 (twelve years ago) link

np! ill post pacers a bit later if no one else does it.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 20 September 2012 14:42 (twelve years ago) link

was thinking that maybe we should start a separate thread for hollinger's profiles? google proof the title or w/e

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 20 September 2012 15:15 (twelve years ago) link

netw3rk ‏@netw3rk
Before the Celtics sign Darko they have to do two physicals-- one for Darko and one for Tommy Heinsohn.

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 15:40 (twelve years ago) link

sixers playcards plz

barthes simpson, Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:53 (twelve years ago) link

I'm with J0rdan on moving the profiles elsewhere. Stuff gets lost in between.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:54 (twelve years ago) link

someone make a thread and just put them all in there

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:55 (twelve years ago) link

Would be awesome.

Nickelback of folk (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:56 (twelve years ago) link

aight

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 20 September 2012 16:56 (twelve years ago) link

updated through today the player profiles of professor john h.

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:04 (twelve years ago) link

thanks!

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 20 September 2012 17:05 (twelve years ago) link

Like his teammate Pau Gasol, Bynum also benefited from an extremely low foul rate that allowed him stay on the court, as his rate of 1.93 whistles per 40 minutes was the least of any frontcourt player. While this sometimes was a negative -- he won't take a foul to prevent a layup, unless his team is down by 30 and J.J. Barea is steaming down the middle of the lane -- it allowed him to play over 35 minutes a game despite iffy stamina.

la goonies (k3vin k.), Thursday, 20 September 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

Keyon Dooling retired. The whole league mourns.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 20 September 2012 21:50 (twelve years ago) link

happy trails, key

call all destroyer, Thursday, 20 September 2012 22:03 (twelve years ago) link

and Quis just signed with Milwaukee. That gif is a farewell to everything we knew.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 20 September 2012 22:10 (twelve years ago) link

Channing Frye out indefinitely with an enlarged heart O_O thank god they caught it!

Clay, Thursday, 20 September 2012 23:10 (twelve years ago) link

Egad! I hope he'll be okay and able to come back.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 20 September 2012 23:11 (twelve years ago) link

That blows.

Nickelback of folk (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 20 September 2012 23:22 (twelve years ago) link

Frye's saying he'll miss the whole season. Hopes to come back in the future.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 20 September 2012 23:58 (twelve years ago) link

this ones for you big guy

http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/buzzerbeater/channinghug.jpg

lag∞n, Friday, 21 September 2012 00:00 (twelve years ago) link

that is hella unfortunate

call all destroyer, Friday, 21 September 2012 00:02 (twelve years ago) link

sending good vibes frye's way

barthes simpson, Friday, 21 September 2012 00:02 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/SolrX.jpg

barthes simpson, Friday, 21 September 2012 12:00 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/frvFL.jpg

barthes simpson, Friday, 21 September 2012 12:00 (twelve years ago) link

Ric Bucher ‏@RicBucher

NBA news: Rasheed Wallace working out at NYK practice facility w/Camby and Kurt Thomas. Knicks' considering.

I wouldn't give it much credence because it's Bucher but that would be hilarious.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 23 September 2012 13:18 (twelve years ago) link

Bucher trolling the Knicks hard there.

Aimless, Sunday, 23 September 2012 19:14 (twelve years ago) link

even if sheed wanted to unretire he'd probably only make it two thirds of the way to the office to sign a contract and then just stop

#whywerentyouinshapesheed2010game7

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Monday, 24 September 2012 13:29 (twelve years ago) link

The Lakers announced Monday that point guard Steve Blake suffered a puncture wound to his left foot after stepping on a spike strip in a parking lot.

dude.

Clay, Monday, 24 September 2012 23:10 (twelve years ago) link

i imagine in LA that there are spike strips just laying around all over the place for quick access

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Monday, 24 September 2012 23:17 (twelve years ago) link

+ Freakish athlete with rare combination of size, speed, length and leaping ability.
+ Minuscule basketball IQ. Blocks shots but takes bad gambles and goaltends often.
+ Good rebounder. Makes running hooks in the post. Poor foul shooter.

la goonies (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 00:02 (twelve years ago) link

javale?

barthes simpson, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 00:05 (twelve years ago) link

yep

la goonies (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 00:10 (twelve years ago) link

+ Slender, athletic wing defender. Great in passing lanes. Fouls too much.
+ Tremendous speed running and finishing on the wing. Very poor ball handler.
+ Bad outside shooter who struggles in the half court. Positive, well-liked guy.

lol at "positive, well-liked guy"

la goonies (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 00:10 (twelve years ago) link

C Brewer?

Nickelback of folk (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 00:11 (twelve years ago) link

yes, and i like him well

la goonies (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 00:24 (twelve years ago) link

Offensively, Iguodala is a true point forward -- for the second year in a row, he had the best pure point rating among non-point guards, and his 6.1 assists per 40 minutes led the team. His defense helped here as well, as often he'd make the steal or rebound that ignited a break and then threw the pass that completed it.

Best Pure Point Rating, Non-Point Guards, 2011-12
Player Team PPR
Andre Iguodala Phi 5.02
Manu Ginobili SA 4.63
Monta Ellis GS-Mil 2.53
Chauncey Billups LAC 2.53
Tracy McGrady Atl 2.43
Min. 500 minutes

moullet, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 01:34 (twelve years ago) link

whoa that reminds me, I had a dream where I was clowningoin t-mac the other day, like calling him a disappointment and so forth, and he was clearly shaken.

Clay, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 01:49 (twelve years ago) link

wolves signed another white dude

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 06:11 (twelve years ago) link

it's what the wolves do

Aimless, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 16:46 (twelve years ago) link

minnesota timberwhites

lag∞n, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link

Kyrylo Fesenko: Just landed in Chicago. Tomorrow I have a workout with the Bulls. Really excited to see Korver, Boozer and Brewer! Twitter

Kyrylo Fesenko: My bad, people. I didn't know, that Kyle and Ronnie is gone from Chicago. Thank you for info. Twitter

moullet, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 23:28 (twelve years ago) link

lmbo

barthes simpson, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 23:34 (twelve years ago) link

chris @lakersfan818
Seriously tho did the #replacementrefs came out with the #NBARank ?

la goonies (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 22:35 (twelve years ago) link

love this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=dtj-D8HT9BY

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 27 September 2012 00:03 (twelve years ago) link

i updated the hollinger profiles thread btw -- accidentally posted the sixers again, ignore that

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 27 September 2012 05:35 (twelve years ago) link

that non-PG pure point rating table re igoudala is nuts. can't wait to see that guy on the nuggets.

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 27 September 2012 05:42 (twelve years ago) link

projecting faried for a 21 PER...

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 27 September 2012 05:45 (twelve years ago) link

i just keep scrolling down this denver page like... "holy shit, this lineup is maniacal"

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 27 September 2012 05:47 (twelve years ago) link

utah's group is so weird, but they could be so dangerous if they somehow gelled

Clay, Thursday, 27 September 2012 05:52 (twelve years ago) link

wait...... baby isn't really orlando's starting center, is he?

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 27 September 2012 06:08 (twelve years ago) link

nah hes gotta fill the ryan anderson void. they got gustavo ayon and nikola vucevic in the trades so they're good as far as center goes

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Thursday, 27 September 2012 12:54 (twelve years ago) link

+ Legendary superhero who once played point guard for the Knicks.

moullet, Friday, 28 September 2012 01:34 (twelve years ago) link

sirs, this is an awesome (& sad, too) interview: http://www.csnne.com/basketball-boston-celtics/celtics-talk/Long-ago-abuse-and-years-of-repressing-t?blockID=780055&feedID=7544

moullet, Friday, 28 September 2012 01:36 (twelve years ago) link

wow, thanks for posting that

call all destroyer, Friday, 28 September 2012 03:09 (twelve years ago) link

amazing

this part is kind of making me tear up

“Rondo is my friend. I want my son to play ball like Rondo but shoot like me. That’s my brother. It pisses me off to see the way the media treats him because he’s strong. They’re scared of strength and he’s honest. It’s okay to be strong. What’s wrong with that man being strong? He’s earned his right. He’s come from nothing, he’s come from nothing. He’s the second-best player in the league. He didn’t make the USA Team, sometimes he’s a replacement for the All-Star Game. He’s the epitome of an unselfish player. He rebounds the basketball, he affects the game in five statistical categories. He shoots a higher percentage than all the point guards and they always talk about how he can’t shoot."

Dooling continued, “Not only do I think he’s the second-best player in the NBA behind Kevin Durant, but I think he is an amazing leader. I think he doesn’t get a fair shake in the media and I wish they knew my friend the way I did.”

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Friday, 28 September 2012 04:49 (twelve years ago) link

Kevin Garnett is a genius. He is literally a genius. He knows everything. He stays up all night researching everything.

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Friday, 28 September 2012 04:50 (twelve years ago) link

nothing seems more obvious to me than that statement. i truly believe that kevin garnett is a genius who stays up all night researching everything.

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Friday, 28 September 2012 04:50 (twelve years ago) link

Those last couple paragraphs about his dad and fam got to me. I never really knew anything about him until now!

Nickelback of folk (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 28 September 2012 06:26 (twelve years ago) link

Aw, came in to post this (http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/8433232/nba-finalizing-procedures-penalize-players-flopping), but feels kinda secondary to Dooling spilling his guts. Good on him & hope he has a ton of post-bball success, dude obviously deserves it.

http://i.imgur.com/VKST9.jpg

new suns logo is an ambigram

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambigram

barthes simpson, Friday, 28 September 2012 13:16 (twelve years ago) link

appropriately they suck at both ends of the floor

carne asada, Friday, 28 September 2012 13:23 (twelve years ago) link

kinda like that

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Friday, 28 September 2012 16:31 (twelve years ago) link

Suns will be the worst team in the west this year.

Nickelback of folk (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 28 September 2012 16:39 (twelve years ago) link

suns
suns

barthes simpson, Friday, 28 September 2012 16:43 (twelve years ago) link

Training camps open soon and we can stop talking about uniforms and logos.

Aimless, Friday, 28 September 2012 17:44 (twelve years ago) link

Love me some new uni/logo talk tho :/

Nickelback of folk (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 28 September 2012 18:32 (twelve years ago) link

DONATAS MOTIEJUNAS, C

+ Skillful, ballhandling big man in Toni Kukoc/Dejan Bodiroga mold. Left-handed.
+ Average shooter and not much of an athlete. Sees floor well; a point forward.
+ Defense a big question. Lacks muscle for 5, but may struggle guarding perimeter.

Motiejunas shot well in Europe, but that may be an outlier -- he has a line-drive shot with a low release point and it doesn't always rotate correctly off his hand. The biggest question about him is that he needs the ball in his hands to succeed and take advantage of his superior ballhandling skills for his size. But he may not be good enough to run an NBA offense through.

Defensively, he's going to struggle. He's neither strong, nor athletic, nor tough. He's fairly mobile, however, and that may be able to carry him through as a sixth man, point-forward type if his offense lives up to its billing.

moullet, Friday, 28 September 2012 22:40 (twelve years ago) link

the suns have some really good players but man do they have a bunch of bad players

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Friday, 28 September 2012 22:46 (twelve years ago) link

1: Dragic, Telfair, Kendall Marshall
2: Wesley Johnson, Shannon Brown
3: Beasley, Jared Dudley, P.J. Tucker
4: Scola, Frye, Markieff Morris
5: Gortat, Jermaine O'Neal

I really don't see how they win more than a dozen games.

Clay, Friday, 28 September 2012 23:24 (twelve years ago) link

Scola might averge 24 and 14 next year though.

Clay, Friday, 28 September 2012 23:25 (twelve years ago) link

you could find a lot worse players to put on the court than dragic, dudley, scola & gortat. that lineup probably gets strafed on defense but that's never been the suns concern. losing frye is a pretty big loss.

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Friday, 28 September 2012 23:26 (twelve years ago) link

that's a pretty decent PG rotation (i like marshall) and a decent start in terms of their bigs but seriously that has to be one of the worst wing rotations known to mankind

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Friday, 28 September 2012 23:27 (twelve years ago) link

i guess nothing can be worse than the 2011-2012 wolves but if you bring over two guys from that rotation you're kinda just asking for it

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Friday, 28 September 2012 23:28 (twelve years ago) link

Their bench is just some d-league ish though. Dragic can probably play 38mpg, but if super cool and/or scola gets hurt it just starts to get ugly fast.

Clay, Friday, 28 September 2012 23:28 (twelve years ago) link

i honestly can't believe they have wes johnson

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Friday, 28 September 2012 23:30 (twelve years ago) link

And yeah those wing players, just, ugh.

Looking at portland's rotation now, I don't really see them winning more than 20-23 games (all my friends in town say it's easily a .500 team, probably an eighth seed, uhh...?). I've become a proponent of moving Aldridge for pieces now, at the beginning of his prime. He's not doing Portland any good long-term since it'll be so long before they're competitive and you might as well stash draft picks and develop a couple youngins. Not that the front office would ever actually do that.

1: Damian Lillard, Ronnie Price, Nolan Smith
2: Wesley Matthews, Sasha Pavlovic, Elliot Williams
3: Batum, Victor Claver, Luke Babbitt, Will Barton
4: LaMarcus Aldridge, J.J. Hickson, Jared Jeffries
5: Meyers Leonard, Joel Freeland

Clay, Friday, 28 September 2012 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

yeah that's another team with a starting 5 you can dream on but a brutal bench

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Friday, 28 September 2012 23:36 (twelve years ago) link

there's no way meyers leonard can start in the NBA. dude would foul out by halftime.

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Friday, 28 September 2012 23:36 (twelve years ago) link

I mean its a top 20 guy, an above average wing who's never honestly going to do more than like 16, 5, and 3 + avg defense, an interesting rookie pg who can score, and then a bunch of replacement players, question marks, and jj hickson (who honestly killed with LA out in a bunch of meaningless games last spring, but he needed a contract and also he's jj hickson)

Clay, Friday, 28 September 2012 23:37 (twelve years ago) link

Wesley Matthews was heart-stoppingly awful last year, seriously. Id just about take Wes Johnson half the time for how lost and mentally unsound Matthews was.

Clay, Friday, 28 September 2012 23:39 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i forgot how bad wes was last year

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Friday, 28 September 2012 23:41 (twelve years ago) link

blazers should probably listen to offers for LA but i also feel like the west is kind of in flux right now and that there's enough of a foundation there that they could be back in the middle of the pack in a pretty short period of time if lillard pans out

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Friday, 28 September 2012 23:44 (twelve years ago) link

He's 27, so yeah, he's got another couple years of peak value, particularly with the kind of game he plays. You just don't want to get to the point where value is compromised b/c th player himself starts making noise about being sick of losing or whatever (see Howard, Dwight)

Clay, Friday, 28 September 2012 23:55 (twelve years ago) link

Well this is certain to change everything: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/rasheed-wallace-reportedly-come-retirement-play-york-knicks-173930515--nba.html

Clay, Saturday, 29 September 2012 00:28 (twelve years ago) link

honestly the knicks are fucking psychotic, i truly don't get it

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 29 September 2012 01:17 (twelve years ago) link

you know who you need to backup the declining and oft-injured former superstar in the post is a 3 point shooting madman who hasn't played in two and a half years.

Clay, Saturday, 29 September 2012 01:30 (twelve years ago) link

I like how he'd only be the third oldest back-up center.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 29 September 2012 01:33 (twelve years ago) link

Third-oldest on the Knicks, that is. Might be a lonely old giant on another team.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 29 September 2012 01:35 (twelve years ago) link

let's also note that sheed is 38, and when he last played, at 35, he averaged 9 and 4 in 22 minutes on a team with a pretty deep front court.

Clay, Saturday, 29 September 2012 01:46 (twelve years ago) link

fyi sheed is actually the fourth oldest knick atm

barthes simpson, Saturday, 29 September 2012 14:14 (twelve years ago) link

so the nets got the addams family to be their dance team

http://i.imgur.com/W0eGK.jpg

barthes simpson, Saturday, 29 September 2012 14:17 (twelve years ago) link

also john wall out 8 weeks with a stressed kneecap

barthes simpson, Saturday, 29 September 2012 14:20 (twelve years ago) link

While we're on Knick centers, I was at a book party last week and out of nowhere Tyson Chandler dropped by! I got to pretend that we were in the same social circle for about thirty seconds, long enough to ask if he'd read any of the essay collection. "Only got through the first two so far." SWOOOOOOOOOON. Also instant lols watching a 7'1'' / 270 lb dude walk into a room filled w/ editors and writers. Also best dressed dude there by far.

Not as exciting as running into Matt Bonner at the OB/GYN, but still.

wow!

la goonies (k3vin k.), Saturday, 29 September 2012 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

this is amazing. i love tyson!

and now for something completely different ...... dmorey is on reddit ....

[–]dmorey[S] 639 points 6 hours ago

A great person which people always say but actually true in this case. I think the quality he has as a person that many don't know about is that he is extremely funny. He was by far the funniest person in the locker room. Most jokes I cannot print there is one time I remember I can talk about. During the pre-season required drug testing, all the players were lined up to pee in a cup and Yao Ming looking to all of them and said, "why am I the only one not nervous"?

.... talking about YAO

moullet, Saturday, 29 September 2012 18:28 (twelve years ago) link

this is true

[–]Delplato 184 points 23 hours ago
Disregarding stats and from a purely aesthetic point of view, which player plays the game with the most heart and "beauty"? Who's the most fun to watch?
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[–]dmorey[S] 413 points 22 hours ago
Scola

moullet, Saturday, 29 September 2012 18:33 (twelve years ago) link

re : blazers

i like joel, and i think wesley could bounce back ... he was one of my favorite players to watch in utah, but i struggle to see them as a .500 team just like you, clay

cant understand why they matched batum's offer. it's make or break

moullet, Saturday, 29 September 2012 18:39 (twelve years ago) link

no felton could mean +10 automatic Ws ? prof. hollinger?

moullet, Saturday, 29 September 2012 18:40 (twelve years ago) link

Losing ray felton was the smartest off season move the blazers made. Very sorry I am that hibbert stayed in indiana.

Aimless, Saturday, 29 September 2012 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

god, fucking morey

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 29 September 2012 21:00 (twelve years ago) link

honestly the knicks are fucking psychotic, i truly don't get it

― instafapper (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 29 September 2012 01:17 (20 hours ago) Permalink

sometimes it's like slow motion... in reverse

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 29 September 2012 21:29 (twelve years ago) link

slow motion... in reverse

Speaking of ray felton, how's his eating too fucking much problem coming along lately?

Aimless, Sunday, 30 September 2012 00:32 (twelve years ago) link

http://i48.tinypic.com/iel6c5.jpg

moullet, Sunday, 30 September 2012 12:37 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/OfxZd.jpg

barthes simpson, Sunday, 30 September 2012 14:39 (twelve years ago) link

ugh, fuck chris kaman

Farrah Abraham had many songs/ many songs had Farrah Abraham (m bison), Sunday, 30 September 2012 15:35 (twelve years ago) link

The Olympics were great.

fuckin love karl

moullet, Sunday, 30 September 2012 16:50 (twelve years ago) link

lotta love for kosta koufos from karl, nice

moullet, Sunday, 30 September 2012 16:51 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcnmnw90J04

moullet, Sunday, 30 September 2012 16:56 (twelve years ago) link

i'm moving to denver, copping nuggz season tickets and living in a shack

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 30 September 2012 17:30 (twelve years ago) link

The one thing I don't like is that everybody seems to like us a lot more. We're becoming the darlings of the league — and I like being under the radar or people telling us we're going to be bad.

georger karl to dickriders: stop it

barthes simpson, Sunday, 30 September 2012 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

But again, I don't (care) about starting lineups

"(care)"

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 30 September 2012 17:35 (twelve years ago) link

Commissioner David Stern believes too many players are deceiving referees by flopping and has been seeking a way to properly penalize them.

The procedures will likely involve a postgame review of the play by the league office, rather than an official calling an infraction during the game, Frank said. Players would likely be fined if the league determined they flopped.

The proposed plan mirrors a "postgame analysis" option Stern discussed after the competition committee met in June. The league already retroactively reviews flagrant fouls to determine if they need to be upgraded or downgraded.

http://www.bostonherald.com/sports/basketball/other_nba/view.bg?articleid=1061163740&srvc=sports&position=recent

Clay, Monday, 1 October 2012 00:31 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i'm cool w/ that

la goonies (k3vin k.), Monday, 1 October 2012 00:36 (twelve years ago) link

if flopping can be eliminated, it should be eliminated. on this one thing I can agree with stern.

Aimless, Monday, 1 October 2012 05:03 (twelve years ago) link

Taylor told Robson that while Adelman did drive the pursuits of Andrei Kirilenko and Chase Budinger, he isn't convinced that bringing in Brandon Roy will pay dividends.

"Brandon Roy, you might think that is the coach, but that is more [GM] David [Kahn]. I think it is David saying, ‘Let give this player to Rick and get the backup in place in case it doesn't work out.' Because Rick keeps saying to me, ‘I don't know if he can play!' And I tell him, ‘Rick, I don't know if he can play either!' So the Brandon Roy thing is a risk."

"What Rick said about Michael was, ‘Yes, Michael has been good. I get along with him. But I don't think we'll be a championship team with him. If I put Michael in, Michael can score, but he doesn't play any defense and he forgets the other offensive players, and I just can't tolerate that under my system because the other players are just standing around.'"

crazy nba owners

moullet, Monday, 1 October 2012 17:05 (twelve years ago) link

where's that from?

farte blanche (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 1 October 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link

sbnation bs, but those are quotes http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2012/10/1/3437086/brandon-roy-minnesota-timberwolves-rick-adelman-michael-beasley

moullet, Monday, 1 October 2012 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1460523/CropLRMAM_Durant.PNG

moullet, Monday, 1 October 2012 17:36 (twelve years ago) link

the wolves trying to lure in michael redd is fucking insane

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Monday, 1 October 2012 17:42 (twelve years ago) link

i have no idea what goes thru these GMs minds sometimes

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Monday, 1 October 2012 17:42 (twelve years ago) link

New alternative Nuggets is alternative to good:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb8758PEd81qzb7vjo1_500.jpg

EZ Snappin, Monday, 1 October 2012 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

love this team

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Monday, 1 October 2012 18:02 (twelve years ago) link

that's a great uni

barthes simpson, Monday, 1 October 2012 18:03 (twelve years ago) link

That's a horrible uniform. HORRIBLE.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 1 October 2012 18:04 (twelve years ago) link

lol, javale wearing kneepad in a photo

moullet, Monday, 1 October 2012 18:28 (twelve years ago) link

gallo is tall

la goonies (k3vin k.), Monday, 1 October 2012 19:26 (twelve years ago) link

ow that hurts my eyes

I like the rainbow skyline throwback, but damn that color

has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Monday, 1 October 2012 19:29 (twelve years ago) link

That color is so people in the nosebleed seats can keep track of those tiny dots on the court.

Aimless, Monday, 1 October 2012 19:33 (twelve years ago) link

Lookin like memphis jerseys

Nickelback of folk (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Monday, 1 October 2012 22:03 (twelve years ago) link

As a finisher around the basket, he reminds one of Andris Biedrins, back when Biedrins was still alive

instafapper (J0rdan S.), Monday, 1 October 2012 22:54 (twelve years ago) link

oh god, lamar....

http://i.imgur.com/ZrKzF.jpg

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Monday, 1 October 2012 23:00 (twelve years ago) link

n/m, they shopped it to make him look fatter

my bad, lamar

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Monday, 1 October 2012 23:02 (twelve years ago) link

hey when did denver move to la and become the lakers with those alternates huh

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 00:37 (twelve years ago) link

going back 3 days that suns roster is horrifying, the polish hammer is ok and i personally like him, scola is pretty awesome, dragic is rad, but like, that's a team full of guys who would be third/fourth/fifth best guys on a conference finals team

oh and jared dudley has got personality and good hustle but jesus h are their wings going to get shredded to fucking pieces all season long

tlrd, rip sunz

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 00:39 (twelve years ago) link

seeing the blazers roster in black and white is kind of shocking too, i still think they're just on the brink of contention but um...yikes

aldridge is gonna be in that early 00s garnett mode soon if they don't watch out- any rational gm would probably cash in now and trade him or go ham trying to rebuild around him

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 00:41 (twelve years ago) link

btw i cant wait for d-wade to make negative money this year once posthumous flopping fines are factored in

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 00:42 (twelve years ago) link

blazers will probably be a 30 win team this year

la goonies (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 00:43 (twelve years ago) link

ha.

also, wade just ditched jordan brand for a Beijing-based shoe company in what can only be a specter of things to come.

Clay, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 00:49 (twelve years ago) link

really? maybe...by brink of contention i meant i was still thinking of the roy/aldridge/(oden) nucleus which always seemed one injury away and obviously this team is built strictly around aldridge

unless they really think batum is like superstar level, which is how they paid him

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 00:49 (twelve years ago) link

xp to kev

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 00:50 (twelve years ago) link

i'd peg the blazers at around 20-25 wins. i'd put the suns at about 4 wins.

Clay, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 00:50 (twelve years ago) link

they'll surprise a few teams on back to backs with random crazy dragic nights or scola just beasting but bottom half of the west is alright so they're gonna get murked

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 01:01 (twelve years ago) link

wade thing is interesting

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 01:04 (twelve years ago) link

really? maybe...by brink of contention i meant i was still thinking of the roy/aldridge/(oden) nucleus which always seemed one injury away and obviously this team is built strictly around aldridge

yeah this blazers team just distinctly is not that "the next great team of the nba" late-aughts blazers dream team. I think I said it upthread but this is a team with one legit all-star/top 15 guy, an above-average small forward (whose ceiling is probably like 19, 6 and 3 with some nothing-to-write-home-about defense), and a nice rookie point guard who is 3 years older than every other rookie. Every other guy is either a project that's going nowhere (claver, freeland, likely leonard) or basically a replacement player (matthews, babbitt, pavlovic). And then there's JJ Hickson who looked great for awhile last year w/ Aldridge out (had me convinced!), but he was trying to get paid and everybody knows he's super flaky so who knows. But even if he pans out and puts up 15 and 10 or something that's not exactly putting portland over the top.

Clay, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 01:07 (twelve years ago) link

unless they really think batum is like superstar level, which is how they paid him

if the blazers front office "really think" that, it's time to break out the baseball bat... and beat them all senseless.

Aimless, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 01:07 (twelve years ago) link

aimless gets very out-of-character violent when it comes to blazer bball, i love it!

la goonies (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 01:14 (twelve years ago) link

this is enes "white ibaka" kanter on the beach

moullet, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 02:19 (twelve years ago) link

hes got something on him

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 02:20 (twelve years ago) link

a friend

moullet, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 02:21 (twelve years ago) link

i'm feeling "white ibaka" as a nickname even if it makes no sense whatsoever when applied to kanter

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 02:21 (twelve years ago) link

aimless gets very out-of-character violent

oh ho! what you do not know is that when I was a preschool tot and I misbehaved, my dear old mother would shake her fist and threaten to shoot me and then boil me in oil! how I survived this trauma, I will never know.

Aimless, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 03:09 (twelve years ago) link

ice cold

Peter Vecsey ‏@PeterVecsey1
Eddy Curry is getting slimmer & smarter w age. Even if he fails 2 create much of stir w SA, he knows there's NBA GM or coaching job on tap

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 05:00 (twelve years ago) link

Eric Gordon will have limited participation in training camp due to soreness in his right knee. Eric experienced soreness in his right knee while participating in voluntary workouts with the team at the end of the summer.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 06:42 (twelve years ago) link

uh how did I not know spurs signed eddy?!

Farrah Abraham had many songs/ many songs had Farrah Abraham (m bison), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 10:03 (twelve years ago) link

http://p.twimg.com/A4IYq9DCAAAtYyu.jpg

moullet, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 11:50 (twelve years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A4J3udgCAAAorA-.jpg

moullet, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 11:53 (twelve years ago) link

lol

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 11:53 (twelve years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A4JEHTdCIAAEhR3.jpg

moullet, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 12:04 (twelve years ago) link

omg that lin photo

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 13:21 (twelve years ago) link

I guess we know who the top in that relationship is

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 13:25 (twelve years ago) link

faried doesnt seem like a v nice boyfriend

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 13:27 (twelve years ago) link

gives good head

la goonies (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 17:05 (twelve years ago) link

Glen Davis: "The thing we're going to miss most about Dwight is his farting ability."

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 18:44 (twelve years ago) link

This isn't good. Get well with yourself Royce:

http://www.thedreamshake.com/2012/10/2/3444964/royce-white-out-of-training-camp-with-anxiety-issues-kevin-mchale-has

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

man it just seems like something that medication ought to be able to help.

farte blanche (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

i feel p bad for royce, he's made a lot of mistakes esp at the gophers but i kinda root for him....

farte blanche (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

best MN basketball player since kalid el-amin or joe pryzbilla

farte blanche (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 20:07 (twelve years ago) link

just looking at the nets roster, they might actually be pretty good this year

la goonies (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 20:55 (twelve years ago) link

yeah they're gonna be a top 4 seed tho they'll get wiped in the playoffs

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

uh how did I not know spurs signed eddy?!

― Farrah Abraham had many songs/ many songs had Farrah Abraham (m bison), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 6:03 AM

lol

am0n, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 21:00 (twelve years ago) link

past eating habits of enes kanter:

“First my breakfast: I was eating like six eggs, omelet with six eggs; seven or eight pancakes, with sugar, whipped cream, everything; then a breakfast burrito. That was just my breakfast. Then I came to practice and my lunch was just like pasta, chicken alfredo or whatever, and then a burger and an appetizer. Dessert? No. Dessert was at dinnertime. Dinnertime I ate another burger, a big meal again and a dessert.”

barthes simpson, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 21:06 (twelve years ago) link

fucking hell

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 21:08 (twelve years ago) link

i remember seeing some thing on NBC during the olympics where michael phelps won all the medals and he ate like that, i figured it would be more "healthy" stuff

farte blanche (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 21:38 (twelve years ago) link

well.... those dudes just needed to eat as many calories as possible so all that terrible shit made sense. they also had insane workout regimens. enes kanter.... i don't think works like michael phelps.

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 21:41 (twelve years ago) link

yeah phelps was eating around 12,000 calories/day during training and competition.

Clay, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

the thing about kanter is that he was pretty ripped already!

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 00:39 (twelve years ago) link

Kanter was 260 pounds with 5.9 percent body fat when he was drafted

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 00:40 (twelve years ago) link

Really Kanter's physique was the only good thing about him

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 00:44 (twelve years ago) link

looks like a turkish drake imo

barthes simpson, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 00:53 (twelve years ago) link

can't stop laughing at that lin-parsons photo

circles, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 01:31 (twelve years ago) link

Weirdly excited about the hawks this season. Sounds like they're just gonna play small ball and try to run everybody out of the gym. Horford and smith are the perfect bigs for that. Should be fun to watch at least.
With 2 fast but not very smart pgs I expect it to get real sloppy.

Moreno, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 13:34 (twelve years ago) link

Hey yall nudge nudge the NBA Offseason Speculatin' and Spectatin' COMES TO A CLOSE NEXT WEEK WHEN PRESEASON ACTION BEGINS and maybe we should lark it up with a sparkly new thread for what will be a sparkly new season already guaranteed to be the best in recent memory.

Start a new one for opening night imo. Preseason should stay in here?

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 15:18 (twelve years ago) link

sure, preseason sucks

moullet, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 15:23 (twelve years ago) link

yeah preseason is worthless

one to start the season & then one at the ASB

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 15:54 (twelve years ago) link

The NBA Rules on Flopping:

http://www.cbssports.com/nba/blog/eye-on-basketball/20443201/nba-formally-announces-new-flopping-rule

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 17:45 (twelve years ago) link

what an environment

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A3-jDtcCQAA3T2l.jpg:large

moullet, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 20:29 (twelve years ago) link

oh no xp

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 20:31 (twelve years ago) link

a world where this is possible

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/06O6745fJB5rN/613x459.jpg?fit=scale&background=000000

moullet, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 20:34 (twelve years ago) link

fat darko

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

it's truly the culmination of darko's career that he's joined a team whose primary rivals are led by lebron james/dwyane wade/chris bosh and carmelo anthony

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 20:36 (twelve years ago) link

thats anice photo from andre the giant a la moses malone , from media day looks like

http://www.basket4us.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Andrew-Bynum.jpg

moullet, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 20:40 (twelve years ago) link

:D

la goonies (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 21:56 (twelve years ago) link

omg curry wtf, galaragaganari shot is legendary though

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 22:05 (twelve years ago) link

if curry yells at a butt I will be satisfied

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

otm

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 22:11 (twelve years ago) link

"I never flop. No, I'm fine." -- Nikola Pekovic

<3 <3 <3

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 22:45 (twelve years ago) link

Dude, Shaq, just let it go man.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Thursday, 4 October 2012 04:52 (twelve years ago) link

What do we think of the new flopping rules/fines?

I think it is pretty cool, even though the fines wont hit them too hard at least it will draw attention to them and out them as 'floppers'. Maybe dissuade them from doing it in the future.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Thursday, 4 October 2012 04:56 (twelve years ago) link

yes it's great news, it will publicly ridicule them which is the best medicine

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 4 October 2012 06:39 (twelve years ago) link

who you guys think will be the first player suspended for flopping

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:04 (twelve years ago) link

No one will ever be suspended for flops.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:09 (twelve years ago) link

the rules are open to the concept of suspending a guy for flops

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:12 (twelve years ago) link

yes they are. And no one will ever be suspended for flopping.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:15 (twelve years ago) link

but i want them to

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:15 (twelve years ago) link

I think it should be a game off for the third offense, with another every two thereafter. But with the rule as constructed it'll never cost anyone a game or even a game check.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:20 (twelve years ago) link

u think the flopping will just stop, i guess that wouldnt be so bad

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:21 (twelve years ago) link

Unfortunately, I don't think the flop rule will change anything, and it certainly won't be enough of a deterrence as written.

It won't stop flops first and foremost because every fine will trigger a grievance from the NBAPA, arguing whether it was an actual flop or not. Heck, they're already filing unfair labor practice claims saying the league can't impose fines without bargaining over it.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:29 (twelve years ago) link

if the league wants to fine people for flopping theyll do it

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:30 (twelve years ago) link

look at how effective they were at cutting down on fighting w/a similar approach, if they really want to stop at least the super egregious flopping they can do it this way

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:31 (twelve years ago) link

NBAPA signed off on the fines & suspensions for fighting. They haven't on this one, not least of which because they're concerned how it will be adjudicated.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 4 October 2012 14:32 (twelve years ago) link

so what do we make of all this:

"People with mental illness, one of the most important things is that they have that consistency and routine. The girth of (my request) was, 'Can I travel by bus to close enough games?' "

Earlier Wednesday, White released a statement that detailed his refusal to join the team until a plan to address his "long-term health" was in place.

"There are often negative consequences to mental illness when not given the proper support," said White, according to a statement released through his publicist, California-based China Myers. "Often, those consequences are more severe for the surrounding people than the sufferer him/herself. I am not willing to allow those consequences to befall on myself or others close to me.

"It causes me anxiety to know that serious consequences could happen if I do not express what I deal with, or if I am not truthful enough to ask for what I need to be healthy. For me, hiding is no longer a healthy option in treating my anxiety or OCD, so I have asked for some help from the organization to ensure long-term health for myself.

"It has been determined that without a specific plan in place, the current workplace is not healthy for me. I feel that it is essential to formulate the right plan for a better chance of execution, despite other timelines or agendas. The most important agenda to me is a plan that is healthy. Therefore, a plan has been requested that will support a healthy work environment. In addition to this, it has been requested that the standard requirements for players in regards to this plan be voided because it is not a standard situation.

"It is regrettable that I cannot be currently present, but long-term health obviously should be the most important thing. I will continue to champion the cause for mental illness being met with understanding; if not, the ramifications are dangerous.

"Mental illness is a very individual-based disorder -- very unique for each person. So for those who come forward and ask for help, a very unique support plan should be the solution, given the nature of mental illness.

"No blame is being placed on the Rockets organization."

White said he's unsure if he'll start training camp sans a written agreement with the team.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 4 October 2012 14:44 (twelve years ago) link

You can't be an NBA player and not fly; the schedule simply doesn't allow for it. I feel bad for Royce, and I hope he's able to find a way to manage his anxiety issues and have a long career in basketball. But I'm afraid if the issue is that overwhelming then maybe he needs to pursue other career opportunities.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 4 October 2012 14:48 (twelve years ago) link

there are what, three teams he could conceivably reach by bus from Houston without too much trouble? Dallas, San Antonio and New Orleans. Maybe Oklahoma City too, but that's like 8 hours driving.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 4 October 2012 14:50 (twelve years ago) link

so hes afraid of flying?

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 October 2012 14:51 (twelve years ago) link

So is Blake griffin the first player to openly bitch about the new flopping rule?

Moreno, Thursday, 4 October 2012 14:58 (twelve years ago) link

That's the part of it that's well documented. I'm not going to guess what other anxieties he may face.

xpost

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 4 October 2012 15:00 (twelve years ago) link

that's part of it, looks like. his anxiety seems pretty poorly controlled

la goonies (k3vin k.), Thursday, 4 October 2012 15:00 (twelve years ago) link

they should just surprise knock him out for every plane trip like w/mr t

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 October 2012 15:01 (twelve years ago) link

There's a video interview with him on ESPN:

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/8459655/royce-white-absent-houston-rockets-cites-mental-health

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 4 October 2012 15:03 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i mean obviously i want the guy to be well but there's something a little posture-y about this statement? like you're not going to show up to training camp? really?

also v. surprised that this wasn't already taken care of, not sure what the rockets have been up to.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 4 October 2012 15:52 (twelve years ago) link

attn clay & cad both of you are experiencing some spam flowing through yr twitters

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 October 2012 22:19 (twelve years ago) link

hope its not gonna affect the whole ilh twittersphere

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 October 2012 22:20 (twelve years ago) link

man, royce white is really smart. wish him the best of luck

la goonies (k3vin k.), Thursday, 4 October 2012 22:20 (twelve years ago) link

attn clay & cad both of you are experiencing some spam flowing through yr twitters

Man I thought I took care of this f u twitter hackers

Clay, Thursday, 4 October 2012 22:45 (twelve years ago) link

its prob just an app u need to revoke access

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 October 2012 22:57 (twelve years ago) link

attn clay & cad both of you are experiencing some spam flowing through yr twitters

― lag∞n, Thursday, October 4, 2012 6:19 PM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thx bro. it's my gdamn yahoo mail which got hacked last week.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 4 October 2012 23:20 (twelve years ago) link

CBSSports.com has learned that Felton recently weighed in at 207 pounds, significantly lighter than his preseason weight in December 2011, coming off of the lockout.

Felton got married in August and his wedding registry included an interesting item: two Calphalon Classic Nonstick Cupcake Carriers.

Clay, Friday, 5 October 2012 01:29 (twelve years ago) link

hahah

call all destroyer, Friday, 5 October 2012 01:30 (twelve years ago) link

Got that honeymoon body now its time to sit back eat some cupcakes and just let it go.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Friday, 5 October 2012 02:02 (twelve years ago) link

oh my god, pulitzer for that reporting

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Friday, 5 October 2012 02:13 (twelve years ago) link

The determination of whether a player has violated the flopping rule will be made by the League following video review of the play. (Game officials will not make determinations about flopping during games.)

The first time a player is determined to have committed a flop, he will be warned by the NBA. Thereafter, the following automatic penalties will apply:
Violation 2: $5,000 fine
Violation 3: $10,000 fine
Violation 4: $15,000 fine
Violation 5: $30,000 fine

For a sixth (or any subsequent) violation of the rule, the player will be subject to such discipline as the League determines is reasonable under the circumstances, including an increased fine and/or suspension.

Pretty dope video of what the nba will/will not penalize in the coming year:
http://dmmx2.nba.com/videourlredirect?&project=/bballops/bballops_Flopping_Video_10_3_12

this will be v dope if they can be consistent.

Clay, Friday, 5 October 2012 23:57 (twelve years ago) link

lol at that Hollins flop

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 6 October 2012 00:14 (twelve years ago) link

awesome they're doing it for offensive moves too

barthes simpson, Saturday, 6 October 2012 00:18 (twelve years ago) link

love the 50s era, public school video announcer

barthes simpson, Saturday, 6 October 2012 00:19 (twelve years ago) link

I'd successfully repressed the memory of that Gallo flop :/

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 6 October 2012 00:20 (twelve years ago) link

a flail, a spin, fall to the floor, and apparent demonstration of injury

barthes simpson, Saturday, 6 October 2012 00:21 (twelve years ago) link

clippers are in like 3/4 of these examples

barthes simpson, Saturday, 6 October 2012 00:23 (twelve years ago) link

I'd successfully repressed the memory of that Gallo flop :/

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, October 5, 2012 5:20 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ha, as soon as it came up I remembered being hella fooled by gallo on this play and went forward with some shame.

Clay, Saturday, 6 October 2012 00:45 (twelve years ago) link

I wish they'd included one of kobe's mid-air arm flails

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 6 October 2012 04:30 (twelve years ago) link

u guys preseason hoops started

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 6 October 2012 05:13 (twelve years ago) link

what

Clay, Saturday, 6 October 2012 05:15 (twelve years ago) link

ah, the c's lost to a Turkish team

Clay, Saturday, 6 October 2012 05:17 (twelve years ago) link

"Darko impressed me." -- Tommy Heinsohn

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 6 October 2012 05:18 (twelve years ago) link

nuggets-clippers tomorrow night!

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 6 October 2012 05:18 (twelve years ago) link

Paul/Gallinari double flop fine kickoff spectacular

Clay, Saturday, 6 October 2012 05:19 (twelve years ago) link

Some of those examples that wont be called flops are pretty damn close, seems like they are only gonna give it to the super obvious ones. I'm kind of pumped to see how this works out (or doesn't).

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Saturday, 6 October 2012 05:23 (twelve years ago) link

I think that some players justify it as 'smart basketball' or whatever, trying to gain an edge, do whatever it takes to win etc. But now those players wont be able to use that excuse as they will be straight up labeled as 'convicted flop offenders'.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Saturday, 6 October 2012 05:24 (twelve years ago) link

some flops are really easy to diagnose. I think pretty much every dwyane wade leg kick/fall combo is obvious.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 6 October 2012 05:27 (twelve years ago) link

Celtics announcer referring to Bo McCalebb as "Kevin McCalebb"

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 6 October 2012 05:28 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah will be very interesting if offensive foul numbers go down and free throw attempts (by certain players) goes down as well.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Saturday, 6 October 2012 05:30 (twelve years ago) link

^ things i've wanted to happen for a decade.

Clay, Saturday, 6 October 2012 05:56 (twelve years ago) link

Celtics announcer referring to Bo McCalebb as "Kevin McCalebb"

― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, October 6, 2012 1:28 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it was scalabrine!

lag∞n, Saturday, 6 October 2012 12:08 (twelve years ago) link

so how can I get a job as a post-game flop reviewer

barthes simpson, Saturday, 6 October 2012 12:42 (twelve years ago) link

they are only gonna give it to the super obvious ones

Makes sense. In that way the video should be so cobvious that it becomes impossible to argue that it wasn't a flop, which only leaves the option of arguing that flopping is a legitimate part of the game, which no one believes except the floppers. It puts a premium on floppers learning to flop so well that it is indetectable, or at least it leaves room for doubt even when scrutinized closely from several angles.

Aimless, Saturday, 6 October 2012 15:36 (twelve years ago) link

lol singler

la goonies (k3vin k.), Saturday, 6 October 2012 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

if this cuts down on fouls praise jesus

lag∞n, Saturday, 6 October 2012 16:27 (twelve years ago) link

singler at least has a future as conan's body double

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 6 October 2012 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

I think singler will be ok

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 7 October 2012 02:55 (twelve years ago) link

ANTHONY RANDOLPH SIGHTING

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 7 October 2012 02:57 (twelve years ago) link

on the real, Randolph actually playing well

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 7 October 2012 03:18 (twelve years ago) link

where are you watching ?

la goonies (k3vin k.), Sunday, 7 October 2012 03:20 (twelve years ago) link

Fools gold, Matt.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Sunday, 7 October 2012 03:25 (twelve years ago) link

I have it on local TV cuz I'm in socal

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 7 October 2012 03:58 (twelve years ago) link

Fournier can D up

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 7 October 2012 03:59 (twelve years ago) link

Anthony Carter: time to start coaching, bro

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 7 October 2012 04:28 (twelve years ago) link

lol, hes still at it huh? hes got to be about 46 by now.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Sunday, 7 October 2012 04:34 (twelve years ago) link

the nuggets have him on this roster even though they have 15 players under contract

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 7 October 2012 04:47 (twelve years ago) link

solid 1-7 for Javale btw

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 7 October 2012 04:47 (twelve years ago) link

hornets-magic on nbatv

la goonies (k3vin k.), Sunday, 7 October 2012 19:09 (twelve years ago) link

battle of the ugly jerseys

la goonies (k3vin k.), Sunday, 7 October 2012 19:27 (twelve years ago) link

this is a real thing that happened

http://i.imgur.com/RANaV.jpg

lag∞n, Sunday, 7 October 2012 23:58 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/efbck.jpg

looks like iversons stopped lifting, and eating

lag∞n, Monday, 8 October 2012 00:06 (twelve years ago) link

Yikes

rap game klaus nomi (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 8 October 2012 00:07 (twelve years ago) link

whoa. also a randolph morris sighting

circles, Monday, 8 October 2012 01:28 (twelve years ago) link

apparently its some barn storming exhibition team doing their thing in china

lag∞n, Monday, 8 October 2012 01:30 (twelve years ago) link

man iverson :(

la goonies (k3vin k.), Monday, 8 October 2012 01:51 (twelve years ago) link

Iverson's blacklisting from the NBA will always bother me

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 8 October 2012 03:59 (twelve years ago) link

The Barry Bonds blacklisting would probably bother me more if I liked baseball

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 8 October 2012 04:00 (twelve years ago) link

Iverson looks like he's mainlining heroin or something like that. Such stick figure legs in that pic!

Aimless, Monday, 8 October 2012 04:25 (twelve years ago) link

... guys ... he's always been that thin

(okay so maybe his arms a little thinner than usual)

barthes simpson, Monday, 8 October 2012 11:20 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFZ-i5o8ubM

barthes simpson, Monday, 8 October 2012 11:59 (twelve years ago) link

yah as an extremely thin person who's been unfairly accused of being on every skinny-making hard drug imaginable I'm sorta uncomfortable with the heroin jokes? He's just a skinny guy who was a world-class athlete and isn't working out super hard anymore!

(This isn't an ilh thing so much as a "really skinny people are discriminated against this way and nobody really ever mentions it" thing)

Clay, Monday, 8 October 2012 12:38 (twelve years ago) link

ya he prob just stop lifting and reverted to his natural body type

lag∞n, Monday, 8 October 2012 13:57 (twelve years ago) link

btw so crazy such a lil dude could ball so hard

lag∞n, Monday, 8 October 2012 13:58 (twelve years ago) link

hes short and skinny!

lag∞n, Monday, 8 October 2012 13:58 (twelve years ago) link

his wingspan was unbelievable though, for a guy his size

barthes simpson, Monday, 8 October 2012 14:03 (twelve years ago) link

lmao jamal crawford signed with the clippers ... perfect in every respect, really

barthes simpson, Monday, 8 October 2012 14:20 (twelve years ago) link

clips will either be a very good team or a disaster this year, lots of interesting pieces who knows how they'll play together

la goonies (k3vin k.), Monday, 8 October 2012 15:23 (twelve years ago) link

I have skinny legs and arms, but Iverson is beyond skinny in that pic. He has no calves at all, and they are fulled flexed! The 'omg heroin' was not serious, because no one could be a pro baller and mainline heroin. An utter impossibility.

Crawford will bring a lot to the Clips. I'm not sure they'll want all of what he brings, tho.

Aimless, Monday, 8 October 2012 16:05 (twelve years ago) link

uh, the dude never had calves.

http://i.imgur.com/soa8f.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/OJtCI.jpg

barthes simpson, Monday, 8 October 2012 16:26 (twelve years ago) link

enough calves to step over tyron lue

lag∞n, Monday, 8 October 2012 16:27 (twelve years ago) link

god that was so annoying that one game in the finals where everyone was all lue is shutting ai down but he was just fouling the shit out of him on the perimeter and not getting called for it

lag∞n, Monday, 8 October 2012 16:28 (twelve years ago) link

tyronn is like a part time coach now nbd

barthes simpson, Monday, 8 October 2012 16:29 (twelve years ago) link

hes an assistant for the celtics!

lag∞n, Monday, 8 October 2012 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

it was all worth it in the end

barthes simpson, Monday, 8 October 2012 16:31 (twelve years ago) link

lmbo

barthes simpson, Monday, 8 October 2012 16:31 (twelve years ago) link

Danny's got a plan

Clay, Monday, 8 October 2012 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

post up the mismatch

lag∞n, Monday, 8 October 2012 21:14 (twelve years ago) link

/wear jeans

lag∞n, Monday, 8 October 2012 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

ainge wears lumpenfit jeans

Aimless, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 00:51 (twelve years ago) link

October is the longest month...waitin for hoops to start
hey ps we doin fantasy hoops?

you don't have to be a tsar, baby, to be in Moscow (m bison), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 03:13 (twelve years ago) link

yeah who is in charge of that usually? dayo? we pulled it off last year w/ ILX down iirc so we should be able to get it together. Draft should be in a couple weeks?

Clay, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 03:36 (twelve years ago) link

hollinger is writing an insane amount of words about the nba -- after doing individual player previews he's now writing general player previews!

anyway

Watch out, world. I hesitate to call any team an "overwhelming favorite," because there are just too many things that can go sideways in an 82-game season. In a 30-team league the odds of any single team winning a title will almost always be lower than that of the field.

But if I were to drum up a scenario where I'd favor a single team over the field, this might be it. The Heat have the best player, and the best team, and they've figured out how to make it work, and all those things are important. But an even better reason to like Miami is the general state of the Eastern Conference.

I have Miami projected to finish a dozen games ahead of the next-closest team, and if the Heat are healthy in the playoffs it's hard to imagine any Eastern club giving them much of a fight. Even last season, the two times Boston played Miami with Bosh in the playoffs, the Celtics lost by 19 and 13; also, their best shooter last season now plays for the Heat.

As a result, the Heat have, by far, the best odds of any team of appearing in the NBA Finals. And you can't win the title until you get to the final round. Moreover, the playoffs tend to magnify most of Miami's advantages -- mainly, its top-heavy roster is a greater strength in the postseason because the starters play additional minutes.

Finally, having such a stress-free stroll through the regular season should allow Miami to have everyone relatively fresh for the playoffs. I'm sure there will be a hiccup or two along the way -- the point guard spot still looks iffy, with Chalmers as erratic as ever and Norris Cole a huge disappointment as a rookie, and it's not clear how much Mike Miller's worn-out body can give them -- but if the Heat's three stars make it to June healthy, they have a great chance at a repeat.

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 04:05 (twelve years ago) link

also he has the spurs over the lakers

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 04:05 (twelve years ago) link

that just seems insane, w/heath obvs being the huge cavat via Kobe n nash

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 04:07 (twelve years ago) link

also the thunder are prob better than the spurs

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 04:08 (twelve years ago) link

I mean just look at the teams dwights single handedly dragged deep in the playoffs

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 04:10 (twelve years ago) link

well he has them over the lakers in the regular season, i should say -- my guess is that hollinger will pick them to make the finals, tho

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 04:11 (twelve years ago) link

second them = lakers

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 04:12 (twelve years ago) link

Pau and Dwight on the same team is scary enough.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 04:12 (twelve years ago) link

Artest can basically just cherry pick on defense.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 04:12 (twelve years ago) link

remember that hollinger picked the nuggets to finish second in the west prior to last season because he thought they were deep, young and would lose only, like, 2 games at home in the compressed schedule

he's big on playing odds like that in the regular season, so my guess is that's why he's dimmer on the lakers at least initially

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 04:13 (twelve years ago) link

nash will shoot 60% from three

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 04:14 (twelve years ago) link

the one thing about the lakers is that unlike the heat or the big 3 celtics, i think this iteration of LA has probably only this year to really win the title

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 04:15 (twelve years ago) link

also the "dwight dragged a shitty team" to the finals meme is kidna off base imo because the magic were pretty good that year while the east was historically wack because of danny ferry and kg blowing his knee out. meanwhile the west this year is gonna be strong as hell.

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 04:16 (twelve years ago) link

I pick the Blazers to finish ahead of Sacramento this season.

Aimless, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 04:22 (twelve years ago) link

I don't! Sacramento is a v interesting and talented team that could string some wins together. Cousins could be an all-star this year (and seemed to have his head together for most of last year I believe?). Phoenix will be worse than Portland. Hornets could be too. But those are the three worst in the west IMO.

Clay, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 04:30 (twelve years ago) link

the one thing about the lakers is that unlike the heat or the big 3 celtics, i think this iteration of LA has probably only this year to really win the title

― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, October 9, 2012 4:15 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dwight and Pau are both in their primes.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 04:32 (twelve years ago) link

PHX might be the worst team in the west

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 04:32 (twelve years ago) link

pau is on the slight downside, also if the team looks junky this season and loses in the west finals or something i could see them finally ditching him

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 04:34 (twelve years ago) link

v curious as to what LA's defense will look like. Does having Dwight compensate for the matadorian Nash? Can Kobe still guard top-level wings (no matter what the coaches voting for ll-defense teams think)? How will Pau and Dwight work together in the post?

Clay, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 04:37 (twelve years ago) link

also the "dwight dragged a shitty team" to the finals meme is kidna off base imo because the magic were pretty good that year while the east was historically wack because of danny ferry and kg blowing his knee out. meanwhile the west this year is gonna be strong as hell.

― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, October 9, 2012 12:16 AM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i categorically reject this reading, also shd be noted dwight draged multiple teams deep into the playoffs

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 05:02 (twelve years ago) link

except when he lost in five games to the hawks in the first round

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 05:08 (twelve years ago) link

oh no one time he didnt single handedly will his shitty ass team to a playoff win

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 05:09 (twelve years ago) link

okc's gonna tap that ass in 6, dwight is soft

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 05:28 (twelve years ago) link

hollinger is projecting brandon roy for a PER of 15, interesting

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 05:31 (twelve years ago) link

I have a feeling the whole Brandon Roy saga is going to end pretty sadly.

Clay, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 05:40 (twelve years ago) link

it already did!

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 05:43 (twelve years ago) link

factors weighing against LA
--the bean may finally be cooked - kobe didnt get that kobe this time in the offseason
--mike brown

barthes simpson, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 12:26 (twelve years ago) link

new voulgaris post

http://aloneinthecorner.com/

la goonies (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 15:43 (twelve years ago) link

If B-Roy can give the wolves about 8 to 10 quality minutes a game, he'll be doing fantastic, given the state of his knees. But I don't see how he can get enough practice time, contribute on the floor, and still preserve his knees through the long NBA season so he's available come playoff time. The rest of him can still be a superhero, but even superheroes need knees to play basketball.

Aimless, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 16:22 (twelve years ago) link

just heard roy on our local sports talk, man what a nice & super smart player, he really gets it...hoping the body can hold out, but man he's really impressive to hear talk about the game

rap game klaus nomi (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 16:58 (twelve years ago) link

factors weighing against LA
--the bean may finally be cooked - kobe didnt get that kobe this time in the offseason
--mike brown

― barthes simpson, Tuesday, October 9, 2012 8:26 AM (4 hours ago)

kobe will get a lot less wear this year

i still forget mb is really the coach there

carne asada, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 17:09 (twelve years ago) link

As a person and as a player, Brandon Roy was always a gem. I've followed the blazers since day one. Of all the players the blazers have had on their roster since they were an expansion team, Roy is my favorite in terms of the whole package - playing ability, smarts, leadership and just being a great human being. (sigh) I really miss him.

Aimless, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

ya tragic loss for the nba for sure, injuries should be outlawed

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 17:48 (twelve years ago) link

the way he was talking about the game reminded me more of a coach than a player really, i wonder if he considers getting into coaching eventually?

rap game klaus nomi (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 17:54 (twelve years ago) link

watching him he def a v subtle game

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 17:56 (twelve years ago) link

hollinger has denver as no. 2 seed in the west

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 17:57 (twelve years ago) link

lol hollinger loves denver, before that it was houston remember

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 17:58 (twelve years ago) link

i think his theory is sound in practice -- deep team with a good home court advantage should be advantageous to regular season success -- but it never quite seems to play out that way...

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

also still reading back the player profiles & he's really high on dion waiters

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 18:00 (twelve years ago) link

just heard roy on our local sports talk, man what a nice & super smart player, he really gets it...hoping the body can hold out, but man he's really impressive to hear talk about the game

Even in his rookie year I figured he'd be a coach someday.

Clay, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 18:24 (twelve years ago) link

i keep having a recurring fantasy in which this wolves lineup features pre-injury Roy and AK from 5 years ago

rap game klaus nomi (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

tyrus thomas is only 25!! how is this possible? i swear he's been in the league for like 8 years.

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

tyrus 'benjamin button' thomas

barthes simpson, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

tyrus 'keep yr head down and maybe they wont notice you exist outside of time' thomas

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 21:32 (twelve years ago) link

conflating stro swift and tyrus thomas in my head makes it seem like tyrus has been playing a lot longer than he has.

circles, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 22:51 (twelve years ago) link

tmac signed to a chinese team

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 23:29 (twelve years ago) link

http://a.espncdn.com/magazine/Insider/NBArank.png

la goonies (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 23:33 (twelve years ago) link

I dont recall tmacs body spectacularly imploding last year

barthes simpson, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 23:38 (twelve years ago) link

kinda sad tmac didn't age as gracefully as one woulda thought - almost feel like not too long from now people are gonna forget exactly how great he really was

la goonies (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 23:40 (twelve years ago) link

he was better than kobe

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 23:47 (twelve years ago) link

hinrich looks great

la goonies (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 00:22 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/xwuK8.png

heh i know the answer

lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 00:28 (twelve years ago) link

been enjoying docfunk's adventures in Korea on twitter.

Clay, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 00:29 (twelve years ago) link

makes the most what? xp

la goonies (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 00:31 (twelve years ago) link

exactly

lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 00:33 (twelve years ago) link

there was some article a couple years about how when T-Mac was at the tail end of his prime he couldn't do a side plank or dunk off of one foot.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 07:18 (twelve years ago) link

also still reading back the player profiles & he's really high on dion waiters

― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, October 9, 2012 6:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Waiters looked like hot garbage in summer league. Looking bad in summer league is bad.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 07:20 (twelve years ago) link

first preseason game: 1-7, 4 TOs in 14 minutes

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 07:42 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha

la goonies (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:04 (twelve years ago) link

hollinger on jeff green: worst contract of the summer

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/lgiKoPVLed0/0.jpg

moullet, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 17:21 (twelve years ago) link

so often w/these terrible contracts teams i bidding against themselves too idgi

lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/eLVyQ.jpg

lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 21:06 (twelve years ago) link

careful, hes about to flop out of that chair

barthes simpson, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 21:09 (twelve years ago) link

hehe

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 21:09 (twelve years ago) link

ROFL

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

Drummond and Valanciunas both look good, the rest of their teams look awful

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 11 October 2012 00:33 (twelve years ago) link

oh hey I was gonna mention, watched yesterday's episode of The Mindy Project and was surprised to see guest appearances by amare, baron davis, and ilh's own granny danger.

Clay, Thursday, 11 October 2012 02:12 (twelve years ago) link

omg forgot about Booms knee :(

is he gonna retire?

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Thursday, 11 October 2012 02:37 (twelve years ago) link

Okay portland's color guy just said Kobe is sitting tonight because he hurt his hand signing alimony checks so we're in mid-season form already.

Clay, Thursday, 11 October 2012 02:45 (twelve years ago) link

hahahaha what an ass

la goonies (k3vin k.), Thursday, 11 October 2012 02:45 (twelve years ago) link

*zing*

barthes simpson, Thursday, 11 October 2012 02:49 (twelve years ago) link

@LakersReporter
Kobe told me that straining the shoulder bugged him a tiny bit less because he did it dunking on Jamison

la goonies (k3vin k.), Thursday, 11 October 2012 02:59 (twelve years ago) link

kobe is going ham tonight in the locker room

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 11 October 2012 03:37 (twelve years ago) link

Arash Markazi ‏@ArashMarkazi
Kobe Bryant: "I almost won an MVP with Smush Parker and Kwame Brown on my team."

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 11 October 2012 03:37 (twelve years ago) link

Arash Markazi ‏@ArashMarkazi
Kobe Bryant: "Smush Parker was the worst. He shouldn't have been in the NBA but we were too cheap to pay for a point guard."

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 11 October 2012 03:38 (twelve years ago) link

Arash Markazi ‏@ArashMarkazi
Kobe can laugh about those days now as he looks around the locker room and sees Dwight, Nash, Gasol, MWP and Jamison.

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 11 October 2012 03:38 (twelve years ago) link

Arash Markazi ‏@ArashMarkazi
Kobe Bryant: "I was shooting 45 times a game. What was I supposed to do? Pass it into Chris Mihm and Kwame Brown?"

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 11 October 2012 03:38 (twelve years ago) link

Arash Markazi ‏@ArashMarkazi
More Kobe on Meeks: "I've been murdering that dude. I've been kicking his a--. I've been torching that MFer."

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 11 October 2012 03:38 (twelve years ago) link

Arash Markazi ‏@ArashMarkazi
Kobe actually loves Meeks and was looking for him to confirm his stories that he was torching him in practice.

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 11 October 2012 03:38 (twelve years ago) link

kobe needs to be the new barkley when he retires

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 11 October 2012 03:39 (twelve years ago) link

yes but does Meeks love Kobe

Clay, Thursday, 11 October 2012 03:40 (twelve years ago) link

stay classy bean

lag∞n, Thursday, 11 October 2012 03:43 (twelve years ago) link

Hardwood Paroxysm ‏@HPbasketball
Eddy Curry had 11 and 8 tonight. He started. #spurstrollsohard

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 11 October 2012 05:16 (twelve years ago) link

hoopshype.com headlines:

-Kobe Bryant remains unsure about whether he will play or not beyond the 2013-2014 season
-Rashard Lewis hopes to play 5 more years

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 11 October 2012 08:53 (twelve years ago) link

[this is dayo]

throwing former teammates under a bus is nagl, kobes

乒乓, Thursday, 11 October 2012 12:12 (twelve years ago) link

throwing former teammates under a bus is nagl, kobes

It's a huge improvement from Mr. Bean. He usually throws current teammates beneath the wheels.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 11 October 2012 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

gross, kobe

moullet, Thursday, 11 October 2012 21:17 (twelve years ago) link

"that dude"

plays on * same * team

moullet, Thursday, 11 October 2012 21:18 (twelve years ago) link

ricky is hilarious

lag∞n, Thursday, 11 October 2012 21:18 (twelve years ago) link

a-m-a-z-i-n-g

“I got to say, it was tough doing it that year,” Bryant said of the 2005-06 season. “I was playing with guys – God bless them – but Kwame Brown, Smush Parker? By the way, what I say here, I say directly to them. I don’t talk behind people’s backs. The things that I say to you, I’m comfortable saying this to them and I’ve said this to them. But, like, the game before we traded for Pau (Gasol), we’re playing Detroit and I had like 40 points towards the end of the game. This is back when Detroit had Rasheed (Wallace), Chauncey (Billups) and those guys so we had no business being in the game. Down the stretch of the game, they put in a box-and-one so I’m surrounded by these players, Detroit players, and Kwame is under the basket all by himself. Literally, like all by himself. So I pass him the ball, he bobbled it and it goes out of bounds.”

Bryant rolled his eyes, slammed his hat on the table and then continued the story.

“We go back to the timeout and I’m pissed, right?” Bryant said. “He goes, ‘Hey, I was wide open.’ ‘Yeah, I know.’ This is how I’m talking to him during the game. I said, ‘You’re going to be open again, Kwame, because Rasheed is just totally ignoring you.’ He said, ‘Well, if I’m open don’t throw it to me.’ I was like, ‘Huh?’ He said, ‘Don’t throw it to me.’ I said, ‘Why not?’ He said, ‘Well, I’m nervous. If I catch it and he fouls me, I won’t make the free throws.’ I said, ‘Hell no!’ I go to Phil [Jackson], I say, ‘Hey Phil, take him out of the game.’ He’s like, ‘Nah, let him figure it out.’ So, we lose the game, I go the locker room, I’m steaming. Steaming. I’m furious. Then, finally I get a call, they said, ‘You know what, we got something that’s happening with Pau.’ I was like, ‘Alright. Cool.’ The first game with Pau, we ran the pick-and-roll and I slipped him the ball. He catches it! I was like, ‘Yes!’ Then, he makes the shot! So, as I’m running back to the timeout, I’m screaming. I’m jumping on Pau’s back. It was like, ‘Oh, I have someone that can play.’ That’s what I had to deal with the whole year. And Smush, I’m not even going to get into that.”

moullet, Thursday, 11 October 2012 21:24 (twelve years ago) link

these things i say in public to the entire world i have also said to them in private so its okay

lag∞n, Thursday, 11 October 2012 21:27 (twelve years ago) link

next i will detail my wifes personal grooming habits or lack there of

lag∞n, Thursday, 11 October 2012 21:28 (twelve years ago) link

http://jazzfanatical.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/ricky-small.gif

― rap game klaus nomi (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, October 11, 2012 2:57 PM (2 hours ago)

:D :D

la goonies (k3vin k.), Thursday, 11 October 2012 21:50 (twelve years ago) link

no kobe, PLEASE get into smush

call all destroyer, Thursday, 11 October 2012 22:19 (twelve years ago) link

kobe >>>>>>>>>>>>

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 11 October 2012 22:23 (twelve years ago) link

Yea these quotes are great.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Thursday, 11 October 2012 22:23 (twelve years ago) link

these quotes are hilarious for sure, and hes being and obvious dick, and he thinks hes being charming, hes a bully

--bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 11 October 2012 22:25 (twelve years ago) link

^^otm kobe is so tonedeaf he thinks these come across as *wink* *nudge* "you guys know what i'm talking about"

call all destroyer, Thursday, 11 October 2012 22:26 (twelve years ago) link

He is very clueless yes. Makes it all the more funny imo.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Thursday, 11 October 2012 22:32 (twelve years ago) link

Byron Mullens is averaging 7.3 3p attempts through 3 preseason games. Shooting 45%.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 12 October 2012 05:54 (twelve years ago) link

that kobe quote is hilarious, i happened to be watching that game and remember it clear as day

hes obviously a category 1 a-hole but everything he's saying about those dudes is truth and hilarious

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Friday, 12 October 2012 11:34 (twelve years ago) link

hey are we doing f-f-f-fantasy again this year? who set up the league last year, was it dayo?

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Friday, 12 October 2012 11:36 (twelve years ago) link

byron mullens taking a page out of k-love's playbook

barthes simpson, Friday, 12 October 2012 16:25 (twelve years ago) link

I did not set it up xp

乒乓, Friday, 12 October 2012 16:26 (twelve years ago) link

it was m bise but I could try if the mantle of responsibility should fall upon my shoulders

乒乓, Friday, 12 October 2012 16:26 (twelve years ago) link

wait i thought barthes was dayo

la goonies (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 October 2012 18:25 (twelve years ago) link

We're all Dayo. Except for you.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 12 October 2012 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

there is no barthes

乒乓, Friday, 12 October 2012 18:27 (twelve years ago) link

rolling barthes

moullet, Friday, 12 October 2012 18:57 (twelve years ago) link

Bay Area Rapid Thes?

Aimless, Friday, 12 October 2012 19:36 (twelve years ago) link

if bise wants to set the league's commissioner duties over to me I'd be happy to do my part.

Clay, Friday, 12 October 2012 21:52 (twelve years ago) link

what do I need to do in order to do that
I am having a baby out of my wife's body, I ain't tryina be no commishdad

you don't have to be a tsar, baby, to be in Moscow (m bison), Friday, 12 October 2012 22:40 (twelve years ago) link

there should be a "commissioner tools" thing somewhere on the league page, and from in there you should be able to, like, "create new commissioner" or "transfer league to new commissioner" or something along those lines.

Clay, Saturday, 13 October 2012 00:20 (twelve years ago) link

nuggets and spurs are playing right now and it's not on TV >:|

la goonies (k3vin k.), Saturday, 13 October 2012 00:56 (twelve years ago) link

okay bise go here: http://basketball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/ilhoops

there's a link at the top that says "set commissioners", click that, set me and dayo as commishes, blammo.

Clay, Saturday, 13 October 2012 01:24 (twelve years ago) link

lmao http://i.imgur.com/PRuS8.jpg

乒乓, Saturday, 13 October 2012 01:37 (twelve years ago) link

hey, I can only approve commishes with visible email addresses

you don't have to be a tsar, baby, to be in Moscow (m bison), Saturday, 13 October 2012 03:21 (twelve years ago) link

i don't think i can change the setting for that until the league is reupped.

Clay, Saturday, 13 October 2012 03:41 (twelve years ago) link

k done
we can change draft time but I had to pick something to start it up. right now it's oct 28 at 3 pm CST.

you don't have to be a tsar, baby, to be in Moscow (m bison), Saturday, 13 October 2012 13:55 (twelve years ago) link

the bulls are gonna be really bad this year until rose comes back

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 14 October 2012 02:31 (twelve years ago) link

think they could come close to missing the playoffs

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 14 October 2012 02:31 (twelve years ago) link

brooklyn nets are a real thing now

Clay, Sunday, 14 October 2012 02:32 (twelve years ago) link

yeah I'm not giving the bulls much credit until I see what rose looks like.

Clay, Sunday, 14 October 2012 02:33 (twelve years ago) link

their roster is so, so bad

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 14 October 2012 02:34 (twelve years ago) link

i mean they'll still defend but i don't see how they score points and their bench is just horrifying

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 14 October 2012 02:34 (twelve years ago) link

w/ rose out, nate robinson is probably the second best offensive player on their team after boozer

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 14 October 2012 02:34 (twelve years ago) link

reinsdorf is a domestic terrorist

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 14 October 2012 02:35 (twelve years ago) link

nazr mohammed and vladmir radmonivic are prominently involved in their second unit

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 14 October 2012 02:36 (twelve years ago) link

ooh that's a pity

you don't have to be a tsar, baby, to be in Moscow (m bison), Sunday, 14 October 2012 02:40 (twelve years ago) link

nazr mohammed and vladmir radmonivic are prominently involved in their second unit

― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, October 13, 2012 7:36 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This makes me feel like I started a warriors franchise is NBA 2K4 and have decided to make bold moves to plan for the future.

Clay, Sunday, 14 October 2012 03:08 (twelve years ago) link

why is Jason Kidd on the Knicks nothing abt this makes any sense

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 14 October 2012 03:12 (twelve years ago) link

i feel bad for bulls fans. not only did rose's injury derail their chance of winning the title last year, it also gave their owner who secretly hates basketball the excuse to shed as much salary as humanly possible, in the process acquiring nazr, vladdy, nate rob, kirk henrich and marco belinelli. and yes, that's as ghastly as it sounds.

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 14 October 2012 03:14 (twelve years ago) link

ya they were so close and now

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 14 October 2012 03:15 (twelve years ago) link

bulls should sign Vlade Divac to a 3 year contract

Clay, Sunday, 14 October 2012 03:23 (twelve years ago) link

rodney carney probably won't make the heat because they're kind of set at the wing but dude has looked great this preseason. gerald green-esque

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 14 October 2012 05:29 (twelve years ago) link

idk, thibs is awesome, isnt?

would rank bulls 6th, the loss of kyle korver is serious damage (atlanta will be better w Lou and him imo)

moullet, Sunday, 14 October 2012 14:52 (twelve years ago) link

We saw a new side of Harrellson in this one. He caught a great feed from Allen and finished on the move in traffic. Then, the rarest of Harrellson sights: a post-up move. He caught the ball on the right block, shook right and Odom inexplicably decided to wrap his arm around Harrellson’s barrel waist while Harrellson dropped a turnaround hook shot. And-one. To rub salt in the wound, Odom tried to take Harrellson off the dribble on the other end, but Harrellson swatted his shot into the first row.

It wasn't all good things for Harrellson, though. He tried to dunk on a fast break late in the fourth quarter, but Ryan Hollins literally pinned the ball to the backboard. The ball got stuck between the rim and the backboard. Harrellson lost the resulting jump ball to Hollins.

Preseason basketball, everyone.

JORTS

moullet, Sunday, 14 October 2012 19:38 (twelve years ago) link

he looked good, has to make the team imo

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 14 October 2012 19:40 (twelve years ago) link

the loss of kyle korver is serious damage

korver scored double digits in back to back games a total of 5 times last season

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 14 October 2012 23:09 (twelve years ago) link

that stat makes no sense

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 14 October 2012 23:22 (twelve years ago) link

korver is one of the best shooters in the nba and isn't completely worthless in most other areas. that's a good player, and they didn't replace him with anyone nearly as good.

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 14 October 2012 23:24 (twelve years ago) link

that stat sounds like something out of reggie miller's game notes

call all destroyer, Sunday, 14 October 2012 23:26 (twelve years ago) link

if your second-string sharpshooter is scoring ten points in back-to-back games he's over-performing, generally speaking.

Clay, Sunday, 14 October 2012 23:32 (twelve years ago) link

he's pretty inconsistent. and yes he is completely worthless on D.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 14 October 2012 23:52 (twelve years ago) link

bulls would be fine if korver was the only loss; framing it as "serious damage" seems silly to me

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 14 October 2012 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

korver is a fine team defender.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 14 October 2012 23:56 (twelve years ago) link

yeah ok

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 14 October 2012 23:57 (twelve years ago) link

if his man isn't a complete stiff offensively, opposing team will take advantage over and over

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 14 October 2012 23:58 (twelve years ago) link

bulls were the same whether he was on the court or off it.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 14 October 2012 23:59 (twelve years ago) link

lemme guess...stats say so!

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 15 October 2012 00:00 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i realize that's a dealbreaker for you.

call all destroyer, Monday, 15 October 2012 00:04 (twelve years ago) link

no, no, stats tell the whole story. i only watched every game he's played past 2 seasons, throw out my observations. clearly all variables are accounted for with whatever stat you checked.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 15 October 2012 00:09 (twelve years ago) link

no i totally believe you that he's not good one-on-one but in context it seems that it doesn't really matter. so when you say he is "useless" you are completely wrong.

call all destroyer, Monday, 15 October 2012 00:16 (twelve years ago) link

excuse me, "worthless"

call all destroyer, Monday, 15 October 2012 00:16 (twelve years ago) link

well he's not a dumbshit, he knows the schemes well and seemed to know what the opposing offense liked to do. but he saw the court for less than 25 mins per game the past 2 seasons on a team that was thin at his position, and lacking 3 pt shooters. when there wasn't a way to hide him defensively, he sat.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 15 October 2012 01:13 (twelve years ago) link

when i wrote "serious damage" i wasnt thinking in korver as a special player or a star, just that he's a positive impact (in my idealistic perfect eye "super-stat") and the guys bulls replaced him are all worse than him

hes a fine 6th/7th man for almost any team

moullet, Monday, 15 October 2012 01:20 (twelve years ago) link

I agree, it just seemed silly to specifically mention his loss as a devastating one for the team. when the key is a) no rose b) bench as a whole is now shit, and maybe c) diminishing of boozer and rip

but in context it seems that it doesn't really matter.

what about the of thibs being a good, defensive-minded coach who is verrry reluctant to use korver against a team who has 2 wings who can score? sure, he's not gonna put up a horrible team defense stat (don't know which one you're looking at here) when he's almost exclusively used against offensively anemic opposing units and asked to guard people who are avg'ing 2.2 ppg

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 15 October 2012 01:36 (twelve years ago) link

what about the *context* of thibs

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 15 October 2012 01:36 (twelve years ago) link

if you lined up every single player in the NBA yeah korver isn't a great defender BUT for a sharpshooting three point player he's really above average, and that's the key. you have to consider the context of the player. it's unusual that players who shoot that well aren't sieves on the defensive end... korver is pretty athletic and strong. think about steve novak or james jones or ben gordon or even steve nash.

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Monday, 15 October 2012 02:32 (twelve years ago) link

to specialize in one skill (like, be in the top 1% of the league) and to be able to hold your own in other aspects is not something to sweep under the rug

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Monday, 15 October 2012 02:33 (twelve years ago) link

one problem with korver in the context of the bulls in 2011/2012 IMO is that the bulls had the misfortune of getting matched up with the heat, who have a really unique situation with lebron and wade on the wing. that made it hard to play him in end-of-game situations vs the heat specifically.

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Monday, 15 October 2012 02:36 (twelve years ago) link

also that motherfuckr look like ugly ashton

i've grown accustomed to her face tat (m bison), Monday, 15 October 2012 02:44 (twelve years ago) link

hawks had a good offseason. ferry revolution.

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Monday, 15 October 2012 02:44 (twelve years ago) link

REMINDER: korver scored double digits in back to back games only FIVE TIMES last season.

COMPLETE and UTTER GARBAGE.

乒乓, Monday, 15 October 2012 02:55 (twelve years ago) link

oh you so funny
he's not garbage. he's a really good 3pt shooter who struggles to string good games together. like i said, singling out Bulls losing him as being a major blow to the team or some shit is just laughable to me.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 15 October 2012 03:00 (twelve years ago) link

that made it hard to play him in end-of-game situations vs the heat specifically.

he wasn't used in a LOT of end-of-game situations. or beginning of game situations. or mid-way thru the quarter situations. because he's not a good defender! i think jordan is rating him a lil higher on D than I would but whatever, that's cool.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 15 October 2012 03:03 (twelve years ago) link

philly says: fuck stats

http://articles.philly.com/2012-10-14/sports/34449770_1_dwight-howard-daryl-morey-royce-white

乒乓, Monday, 15 October 2012 11:45 (twelve years ago) link

lol sample size

--bob marley (lag∞n), Monday, 15 October 2012 13:52 (twelve years ago) link

Why aren't pre-season games on league pass broadband? Stupid NBA.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 15 October 2012 13:57 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7JD3V5CWN24

moullet, Monday, 15 October 2012 14:57 (twelve years ago) link

^ MWP kissing a girl's hand

moullet, Monday, 15 October 2012 14:58 (twelve years ago) link

haha

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Monday, 15 October 2012 15:21 (twelve years ago) link

awesome

--bob marley (lag∞n), Monday, 15 October 2012 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

During the event, LeBron had a chopsticks contest against some kids. Put the doughnut nuggets (or whatever you call them) on the crown like jewels. LeBron won. He wins at everything. Even chopsticks contests against the Chinese!

Read more here: http://blogs.herald.com/miami_heat/#storylink=cpy

moullet, Monday, 15 October 2012 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

Nets-Wizards: catch the fever!

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 15 October 2012 23:42 (twelve years ago) link

Nets' court design is wack

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 15 October 2012 23:43 (twelve years ago) link

i leave for five minutes and yall arguin about kyle korver

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 00:53 (twelve years ago) link

we're in midseason form

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 00:54 (twelve years ago) link

bulls are gonna be mediocre, thibs will make them play defense but they have a bench that is basically a dumpster fire, they're gonna be one of those wack teams with like a top ten defense and a bottom five offense

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 00:54 (twelve years ago) link

haha true cad

ilh was kinda hoppin all summer actually

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 00:55 (twelve years ago) link

not sure if i'm mentally prepared for the full, uncompressed season. there was a good game on basically every night last winter.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 00:58 (twelve years ago) link

btw something called sleep train mattress center bought the naming rights for the kings arena b/c power balance went out of business

i feel like sacramento's naming rights must be so cheap, we probably could have collected enough money here to rename it m bison's house of i love hoops

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 00:59 (twelve years ago) link

good game on every night almost killed me, need those days off when the only thing on is wizards-bucks or something

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 01:00 (twelve years ago) link

can't wait for the opener at the sleep train mattress center center

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 01:01 (twelve years ago) link

lol @ dumpster fire

乒乓, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 01:02 (twelve years ago) link

oh my fuckin' god i never realized that the kings arena was named after the magic bracelet company

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 01:04 (twelve years ago) link

yeah now u know why they cant wait to high tail it out of there for anaheim or vegas

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 01:05 (twelve years ago) link

mattress store looking like an upgrade at this point

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 01:07 (twelve years ago) link

at least power balance was vague so if you didn't know what it was you could assume it was an energy company or something

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 01:41 (twelve years ago) link

that's what i thought it was!

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 01:53 (twelve years ago) link

wow yah I always figured it was some Gatorade pretender.

Clay, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 02:03 (twelve years ago) link

Corey Brewer's facial hair looks like it's stuck on with spirit gum. I've seen more convincing whiskers on girls playing guys in high school plays.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 02:53 (twelve years ago) link

ClutchFans.net ‏@clutchfans
Omer Asik averaging 21.8 rebounds per 48 minutes in first 4 preseason games. A rate of 18.8 reb/48 led the league last year.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 03:36 (twelve years ago) link

btw I'm calling the kevin martin contract push

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 03:36 (twelve years ago) link

^^good call

he's 29 so this is likely his last big contract if he gets a 5 year deal so im guessing he scores a quadrillion points this year to get that paper

no one should max him out or anything but someone is going to offer him a decent sized 5 year deal- after harden he's probably the best shooting guard likely to be a free agent and that position is pretty thin across the league at the moment

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 11:33 (twelve years ago) link

in other words he probably goes to phoenix for 11-ish a year five minutes after okc matches their max offer to harden next june

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 11:34 (twelve years ago) link

btw andray blatche is wearing #0 for the nets bc he wants to remind himself he had zero support after getting amnesthetized

i learned it by watching you, gilbert!!

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 11:35 (twelve years ago) link

@JarrettJack03 So I've been warned for flopping hahaha smdh

Clay, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 21:04 (twelve years ago) link

lol lotta of nice quotes from jordan on this twitter account: mdotbrown

He called Will Perdue Will Vanderbilt because, "He didn't deserve to be named after a Big Ten school."

moullet, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:55 (twelve years ago) link

He read the boxscore aloud one post game. "Headache tonight, Scottie?"

a scene, ready

moullet, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:55 (twelve years ago) link

mdotbrown is a pretty good follow

jon and kate catch h8 (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 18:56 (twelve years ago) link

and it begins

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA
Minnesota Timberwolves star Kevin Love has suffered a broken right hand and will be out 4-to-6 weeks, league sources tell Y! Sports.

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

fuck

k3vin k., Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

last year they sunk like the titanic after rubio & pek got hurt but they might be just good enough now w/ the revamped roster to tread water till love can come back

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:59 (twelve years ago) link

i heard rubio will lost a month ?

moullet, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

he's supposed to be back in dec, no?

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:11 (twelve years ago) link

we are cursed ;_;

i dox in yellow gox dox socks (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

Did Roy bring the Blazer curse with him?

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

The Wolves' new play-by-play guy is the worst in the league and I don't say that lightly

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 21:04 (twelve years ago) link

I think the wolves will be fine; kirilenko looks great and he's better at the 4 now anyway.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 21:09 (twelve years ago) link

well they might not be fine. they could go 6-10 in the games k. love is hurt and miss the playoffs by one game

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 21:10 (twelve years ago) link

that's fine imo!

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 21:37 (twelve years ago) link

progress

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 21:37 (twelve years ago) link

celtics sign barbosa

--bob marley (lag∞n), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

weirdos

--bob marley (lag∞n), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

that's fine imo!

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, October 17, 2012 5:37 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark

except that essentially happened last year and kahn has obviously built the team to compete in the playoffs starting this year up until love's contract expires so that he can have some shot in hell of re-signing him

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 21:56 (twelve years ago) link

eh they were 14 games under .500 last year, one game out of the playoffs in the West would be a different ball of wax

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

okay but they went into a huge tailspin after losing both ricky and pek. they were gonna be right at the eight seed if those guys hadn't gone out. they were a .500-ish team in true talent last year.

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:08 (twelve years ago) link

guys we're cursed ;_;

this is dark majick

i dox in yellow gox dox socks (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:08 (twelve years ago) link

yeah matt the wolves were a playoff contending team all year. we'd have to look at their schedule but starting off 6-10 in the west is not how you want to do things

k3vin k., Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:10 (twelve years ago) link

Did Roy bring the Blazer curse with him?

maybe I should hand that rolling injury thread off b/c obv WE ARE CURED

Clay, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 22:12 (twelve years ago) link

DeAndre Jordan 5-27 from FT in preseason

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 18 October 2012 03:41 (twelve years ago) link

That's a quality number there.

Aimless, Thursday, 18 October 2012 03:42 (twelve years ago) link

when are the Jazz going to end this whole 4 big men experiment?

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 18 October 2012 04:56 (twelve years ago) link

DeAndre Jordan said his FT shooting "has improved" after working with shooting coach Bob Thate this offseason.
"I'm working with him every day," said Jordan, who made just 52.5 percent of his freebies last year.

moullet, Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:10 (twelve years ago) link

that nets team is so weird! No clue how good they will be.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Thursday, 18 October 2012 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

depends on if they let them use their pick axes in game

--bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:36 (twelve years ago) link

i weirdly kind of like the barbosa signing for the c's, could easily see him soaking up minutes at the point during blowouts (going either way) so rondo doesn't have to average 42 min / game

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:54 (twelve years ago) link

and then obviously he'll be buried on the bench come playoff time

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:55 (twelve years ago) link

just feel like terry barbosa lee what is even going on here

--bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:57 (twelve years ago) link

kris humphries is a weird looking dude

乒乓, Thursday, 18 October 2012 22:58 (twelve years ago) link

i thought barbosa was done but i guess its cool if he's not

call all destroyer, Friday, 19 October 2012 00:11 (twelve years ago) link

he more or less is but did you watch the c's bench try to score last year, yikes

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Friday, 19 October 2012 01:08 (twelve years ago) link

oh i watched it, i watched the hell out of it

call all destroyer, Friday, 19 October 2012 01:10 (twelve years ago) link

prediction: Avery Johnson doesn't survive the season

--bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 19 October 2012 01:44 (twelve years ago) link

btw is the nets floor mde of plywood

--bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 19 October 2012 01:44 (twelve years ago) link

preseason hoops is so fugly.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 19 October 2012 01:48 (twelve years ago) link

these shoes Jeff green is wearing someone talk to him

--bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 19 October 2012 01:49 (twelve years ago) link

he's wearing those to raise awareness that he's making the big bucks now.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 19 October 2012 01:50 (twelve years ago) link

besides the trim on the celtics unis there's no color on the court EXCEPT JEFF GREENS GLOWING SHOES

--bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 19 October 2012 01:52 (twelve years ago) link

nets should've gone w crew necks btw

--bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 19 October 2012 01:52 (twelve years ago) link

boat necks.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 19 October 2012 01:54 (twelve years ago) link

o hey

--bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 19 October 2012 01:58 (twelve years ago) link

jeff greens glowing shoes probably because this is how he spent all of last year

http://i.imgur.com/i9Efx.jpg

乒乓, Friday, 19 October 2012 01:59 (twelve years ago) link

he had heart problems not cancer. shouldn't be glowing from radiation.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 19 October 2012 02:02 (twelve years ago) link

suppose you're thinkin' about jeff greens shoes. Suddenly someone'll say, like, "shoes"or "green," or "jeff greens shes" out of the blue, no explanation.

--bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 19 October 2012 02:06 (twelve years ago) link

lol

乒乓, Friday, 19 October 2012 02:09 (twelve years ago) link

btw so glad BASKETBALL IS AROUND THE CORNER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRUnf3IlbT8

乒乓, Friday, 19 October 2012 02:09 (twelve years ago) link

how was turiaf allowed to continue playing after that

dude blocks your jumpshot and then dunks over you 1 on 1 in transition. anyone with even a trace amount of self-respect would remove his sneakers and leave the arena

k3vin k., Friday, 19 October 2012 02:11 (twelve years ago) link

if I was turiaf I would have pressed the button after that tbh

乒乓, Friday, 19 October 2012 02:12 (twelve years ago) link

i mean, are we going to see a better play than that this year?

k3vin k., Friday, 19 October 2012 02:20 (twelve years ago) link

should we watch the regular season?

k3vin k., Friday, 19 October 2012 02:20 (twelve years ago) link

http://youtu.be/p97JEyETOPs

andre :)

k3vin k., Friday, 19 October 2012 02:21 (twelve years ago) link

lmao poor ronny

call all destroyer, Friday, 19 October 2012 02:24 (twelve years ago) link

Terry is just crushing the Nets.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 19 October 2012 02:25 (twelve years ago) link

terry is more than a streaky shooter, he is a shooter period.

Aimless, Friday, 19 October 2012 02:27 (twelve years ago) link

yep

--bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 19 October 2012 02:28 (twelve years ago) link

cool to see fab melo get one minute in a pre season game

--bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 19 October 2012 02:30 (twelve years ago) link

one more than he's earned, from all reports.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 19 October 2012 02:31 (twelve years ago) link

sullinger on the other hand is lookin p legit no

--bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 19 October 2012 02:34 (twelve years ago) link

Sullinger and Joseph both look solid.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 19 October 2012 02:35 (twelve years ago) link

fab melol

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Friday, 19 October 2012 11:48 (twelve years ago) link

relax about barbosa, any guy who goes to boston on terminal illness earn 5 bonus point

moullet, Friday, 19 October 2012 13:38 (twelve years ago) link

legit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXstPvTZhAo

moullet, Friday, 19 October 2012 13:38 (twelve years ago) link

dirk out 6 weeks, wites dropping like flies

racewar driver (k3vin k.), Friday, 19 October 2012 17:06 (twelve years ago) link

rip nba wites

--bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 19 October 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link

thread title for the reg season imo

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Friday, 19 October 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link

haha yes

racewar driver (k3vin k.), Friday, 19 October 2012 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

yes. hold that thought.

Aimless, Friday, 19 October 2012 18:27 (twelve years ago) link

Steph Curry looks great but I'm not falling for this anymore

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 20 October 2012 02:19 (twelve years ago) link

dude always plays well, it's a matter of whether he can stay on the court

racewar driver (k3vin k.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 02:20 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/V6emg.jpg

乒乓, Saturday, 20 October 2012 02:25 (twelve years ago) link

Meyers Leonard needs to work on the whole playing basketball thing

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 20 October 2012 02:36 (twelve years ago) link

dude has a looooooooong way to go

Clay, Saturday, 20 October 2012 02:39 (twelve years ago) link

i think he's averaging like 9 fouls per 48 in the preseason or something

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 02:40 (twelve years ago) link

he apparently had a pretty impressive dunk the other day, if you're impressed by 6'11" guys dunking on scrubs in the preseason.

Clay, Saturday, 20 October 2012 02:46 (twelve years ago) link

tell me more!

racewar driver (k3vin k.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 02:46 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/embed/8PasyBDwN6w

Clay, Saturday, 20 October 2012 02:52 (twelve years ago) link

oops!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PasyBDwN6w

Clay, Saturday, 20 October 2012 02:53 (twelve years ago) link

meyers leonard gingerly directs the ball into the cylinder

call all destroyer, Saturday, 20 October 2012 02:54 (twelve years ago) link

was that george karl's son?

also evan fournier is no 94?

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 02:57 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i wasn't getting much out of it but there were like multiple blog posts about this in my rss feed. portland really does have a passionate, insane fanbase.

Clay, Saturday, 20 October 2012 02:57 (twelve years ago) link

yeah j0rd, that's cody karl trying to get a roster spot for portland.

Clay, Saturday, 20 October 2012 02:58 (twelve years ago) link

also, congrats on the gawker gig!

Clay, Saturday, 20 October 2012 02:59 (twelve years ago) link

ha, thanks -- it's not quite a gig just yet, i'm auditioning w/ a few other folks, so we'll see. but yeah it was cool of max to hook me up and i hope it goes well and they bring me on for real.

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 03:01 (twelve years ago) link

ricky rubio is such a sad puppy

"In the beginning it was physical because you're in so much pain that you have to fight every day and you have to bend the knee," Rubio said. "And every day was painful and then when that pain goes away and you just have to work out and see your teammates or all your friends playing, not just (NBA) basketball games, like basketball in the street. Basketball this summer I was sitting on the side, it was too hard mentally. It's hard because you want to play. I've been playing for all my life and I've never been out for that long, so it's just hard to see all those players and you can't do whatever you want to do playing basketball so it's just hard mentally."

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 03:41 (twelve years ago) link

I saw that Leonard dunk and then I checked the box score and he had 2 pts

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 20 October 2012 03:44 (twelve years ago) link

hehe

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 03:46 (twelve years ago) link

Haw

Clay, Saturday, 20 October 2012 03:50 (twelve years ago) link

ha, thanks -- it's not quite a gig just yet, i'm auditioning w/ a few other folks, so we'll see. but yeah it was cool of max to hook me up and i hope it goes well and they bring me on for real.

― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Friday, October 19, 2012 11:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

3rd generation ilx gawker, lets make this happen

--bob marley (lag∞n), Saturday, 20 October 2012 04:21 (twelve years ago) link

ricky rubio is such a sad puppy

"In the beginning it was physical because you're in so much pain that you have to fight every day and you have to bend the knee," Rubio said. "And every day was painful and then when that pain goes away and you just have to work out and see your teammates or all your friends playing, not just (NBA) basketball games, like basketball in the street. Basketball this summer I was sitting on the side, it was too hard mentally. It's hard because you want to play. I've been playing for all my life and I've never been out for that long, so it's just hard to see all those players and you can't do whatever you want to do playing basketball so it's just hard mentally."

― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Friday, October 19, 2012 11:41 PM (Yesterday)

he turned 22 today! 22! he's younger than ME

racewar driver (k3vin k.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 04:31 (twelve years ago) link

kids got heart, ill give him that

--bob marley (lag∞n), Saturday, 20 October 2012 04:33 (twelve years ago) link

omg i am over a decade older than one of my favorite ballers, time to hang it up.

Clay, Saturday, 20 October 2012 04:34 (twelve years ago) link

wtf clay how old r u??

racewar driver (k3vin k.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 04:36 (twelve years ago) link

i turned 32 ~2 weeks ago i think idk though it gets hard to count the further up you get

Clay, Saturday, 20 October 2012 04:38 (twelve years ago) link

i remember when i was older than my first nba player (not really), then i was older than most of them, soon i will be older than all of them, time to die

--bob marley (lag∞n), Saturday, 20 October 2012 04:41 (twelve years ago) link

hm i bet i could figure out the first nba player i was older than

--bob marley (lag∞n), Saturday, 20 October 2012 04:41 (twelve years ago) link

32 is not THAT old i guess but it is still old to me!!

racewar driver (k3vin k.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 04:43 (twelve years ago) link

tho from icey's perspective it's p young lol /sickburn

racewar driver (k3vin k.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 04:44 (twelve years ago) link

haha omg its kobe

--bob marley (lag∞n), Saturday, 20 October 2012 04:45 (twelve years ago) link

kg is less than a month older than me

--bob marley (lag∞n), Saturday, 20 October 2012 04:46 (twelve years ago) link

yeah plus i'm Portland 32 which is like East Coast 24. xp.

Clay, Saturday, 20 October 2012 04:48 (twelve years ago) link

i am the oldest i have ever been right now, so ancient, communing w/the cosmos

--bob marley (lag∞n), Saturday, 20 October 2012 04:49 (twelve years ago) link

pretty sure lebron was the 1st nba player younger than me. darko's close, but he didn't make it into a game until after lebron did.

circles, Saturday, 20 October 2012 04:54 (twelve years ago) link

yeah plus i'm Portland 32 which is like East Coast 24. xp.

― Clay, Saturday, October 20, 2012 12:48 AM (10 minutes ago)

still older than me ;)

racewar driver (k3vin k.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 04:58 (twelve years ago) link

never seeing the sun will do wonders for yr skin

--bob marley (lag∞n), Saturday, 20 October 2012 04:59 (twelve years ago) link

circles i hope you post more this year

in fact i was thinking about starting an "ilh membership drive" thread, tho there is a delicate balance we need to strike between too few posters and too many casual fans

racewar driver (k3vin k.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 05:01 (twelve years ago) link

not that circles is a casual fan!!!

racewar driver (k3vin k.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 05:01 (twelve years ago) link

i am v worried forks will post here, he has been seen on the lolz thread

--bob marley (lag∞n), Saturday, 20 October 2012 05:01 (twelve years ago) link

hey guys guess who sprained their ankle tonight

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 20 October 2012 05:07 (twelve years ago) link

o jeez

--bob marley (lag∞n), Saturday, 20 October 2012 05:08 (twelve years ago) link

in all srsness tho there are some good posters i wish would post more often, like alex in SF, or circles, or dave R (tho he hasn't posted in ages), etc. feel like ILH is a little too small sometimes?

granny danger and deej i wish would post more too and i will do my very best not to troll them

racewar driver (k3vin k.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 05:08 (twelve years ago) link

xp get the fuck out of here, come on

racewar driver (k3vin k.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 05:08 (twelve years ago) link

aw, thanks. having a full-time job with minimal internetting kinda limits me. i've already paid for my league pass broadband, so i'll at least be watching lots of games. xposts

circles, Saturday, 20 October 2012 05:09 (twelve years ago) link

haha gl xxp

--bob marley (lag∞n), Saturday, 20 October 2012 05:09 (twelve years ago) link

these promo shots are so insane

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2012/0930/nba_u_brand_gb1_576.jpg

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 05:16 (twelve years ago) link

elton fyi yr basketball is all crushed up

--bob marley (lag∞n), Saturday, 20 October 2012 05:17 (twelve years ago) link

andray blatche will be paid $23 million over the next two years

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 05:38 (twelve years ago) link

i like how we have a tight-nit community here on ILH (it's actually pretty amazing considering how batshit things have been on the mothership lately) and a serious influx of posters might endanger that to a degree but i mean new blood is kind of a necessity year to year and yeah it'll always be good to get a few more ballers/ballettes.

Clay, Saturday, 20 October 2012 05:56 (twelve years ago) link

ILH has always been my fav board on ilx, i like small circles personally

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 05:57 (twelve years ago) link

compu post joined last year!! that was an impact addition

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 05:57 (twelve years ago) link

and spottie!

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 05:58 (twelve years ago) link

smh @ the idea of wanting deej's trolling ass to post more on this board

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 05:58 (twelve years ago) link

yeah compupost &spottie are A+ bros.

Clay, Saturday, 20 October 2012 06:03 (twelve years ago) link

I remember when morbs posted once in The Decision thread when that was happening (to the extent of "this is dumb. Baseball!") and I was like oh no is this the end

Clay, Saturday, 20 October 2012 06:06 (twelve years ago) link

not one person in this photo looks even remotely comfortable

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2012/1008/nba_g_warriors_gb1_576.jpg

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 06:07 (twelve years ago) link

i feel like every team should've posted with pickaxes, not just the nuggets

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 06:07 (twelve years ago) link

david lee's got a real sean williams scott vibe going on in that photo, it's grossing me out

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 06:08 (twelve years ago) link

bogut still isn't ready btw, interesting team they've got there

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 20 October 2012 06:39 (twelve years ago) link

one thing I love about ILH is that we had some epic throwdowns last year that didn't result in any beefing

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 20 October 2012 06:45 (twelve years ago) link

Thanks guys! I do love this place, always a good mix of sound hoops knowledge and quality banter.

Lol @ currys ankle AGAIN! Are there any more jokes we can make about it? It's kinda beyond comical. Maybe he should just relearn how to walk again, just start over w the basics imo.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Saturday, 20 October 2012 06:52 (twelve years ago) link

the weird thing about Curry is that it seems like they don't have a clue what's wrong. At least with Grant Hill they basically knew that the thing was structurally unsound and what they needed to do.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 20 October 2012 06:54 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah it's all very strange. Hopefully just a bad streak of luck but maybe it really is just totally shot.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Saturday, 20 October 2012 06:59 (twelve years ago) link

this is not kobe bryant, oj mayo or jamal crawford ....

“It really comes down to if I make the shot, it’s a good shot,” Crawford said. “You know, you gotta be aggressive, regardless of what people are saying, how it is. You still gotta do you.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOAuhSyRxb0

good job, good effort, good shot

moullet, Saturday, 20 October 2012 11:38 (twelve years ago) link

I like our little crew. Though I had no idea y'all were such kiddies. I think Kurt Thomas and Grant Hill are the only players older than me in the league, and that's only by a matter of weeks.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 20 October 2012 11:57 (twelve years ago) link

i feel like every team should've posted with pickaxes, not just the nuggets

― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, October 20, 2012 2:07 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

hearty irl lol

also bogut looks like hes trying to hide somethin with the ball there

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Saturday, 20 October 2012 12:01 (twelve years ago) link

awesome ez

me and lag00n and kevin garnett are basically all around the same age so we're helping balance out the kidz

it's definitely weird that most ballers my age are now retired

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Saturday, 20 October 2012 12:02 (twelve years ago) link

It struck me hard when I started making "old man Howard" jokes about Juwan a few years ago and then remembered I was 6 months older than him.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 20 October 2012 12:10 (twelve years ago) link

the owners should have negotiated for a 'lemon law' in the last CBA - if a player injures the same body part more than five times in a row or has more than three surgeries on it, the team should be allowed to idk buy him out at 75% of his remaining contract or something

乒乓, Saturday, 20 October 2012 12:22 (twelve years ago) link

Oden's Law

Clay, Saturday, 20 October 2012 12:30 (twelve years ago) link

lmao *sad trombone*

乒乓, Saturday, 20 October 2012 12:36 (twelve years ago) link

R.I.P.

Clay, Saturday, 20 October 2012 12:43 (twelve years ago) link

btw was it mentioned that klove broke his hand doing knuckle pushups

乒乓, Saturday, 20 October 2012 13:06 (twelve years ago) link

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/9627011/photos/bruceleepusup.gif

乒乓, Saturday, 20 October 2012 13:08 (twelve years ago) link

just on highly popular wolves thread

moullet, Saturday, 20 October 2012 13:09 (twelve years ago) link

i heard he hurt it playing kinect

http://instagram.com/p/Q0WG12M94A/

moullet, Saturday, 20 October 2012 13:11 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.sheridanhoops.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/CurryAnkle.gif

@StephenCurry30
If any #DUBS fans see @wessywes2 though, punch him in the gut for me lol

moullet, Saturday, 20 October 2012 15:57 (twelve years ago) link

i cant recall an athlete who just had constantly sprained ankles, whats the deal

--bob marley (lag∞n), Saturday, 20 October 2012 16:02 (twelve years ago) link

Always the same ankle too.

Unrelated but I'm 31 fwiw

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Saturday, 20 October 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

cant he like do some yogas or w/e

--bob marley (lag∞n), Saturday, 20 October 2012 18:12 (twelve years ago) link

26, in my hoops prime

i've grown accustomed to her face tat (m bison), Saturday, 20 October 2012 18:13 (twelve years ago) link

I got that Kobe so I'm still prime time.

Maybe curry needs to get that Kobe on his ankle.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Saturday, 20 October 2012 18:23 (twelve years ago) link

Do they have a full body Kobe? my ancient ass is ailing.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 20 October 2012 18:29 (twelve years ago) link

I heard Barry Bonds knows a guy.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Saturday, 20 October 2012 18:33 (twelve years ago) link

My head is big enough as it is. I don't want to end up looking like Ken Griffey Jr. on the Simpsons.

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100919202721/simpsons/images/thumb/b/be/HatB_-_Ken_Griffey_Jr

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 20 October 2012 18:36 (twelve years ago) link

pittman's lost weight it looks like

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 20 October 2012 20:05 (twelve years ago) link

sure does. Smaller than at summer league.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 20 October 2012 20:13 (twelve years ago) link

Josh Harrelson tip dunk

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 20 October 2012 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

ok more like a tip flail

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 20 October 2012 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

eddy curry looks pretty good!

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 20 October 2012 20:32 (twelve years ago) link

the heat announcer calls 3 point territory "kaboomtown"

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 20 October 2012 20:52 (twelve years ago) link

heat announcer should be drawn & quartered.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 20 October 2012 21:01 (twelve years ago) link

I'm concerned for Mike Miller. He's still moving like a man whose back is a huge problem.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 20 October 2012 21:19 (twelve years ago) link

heat def some of the worst announcers in sports

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 21:22 (twelve years ago) link

I think the spurs got better this offseason by virtue of getting de colo and losing anderson and kawhi getting a year older. not much better, but in absolute terms.
problem is okc got older and wiser and lakers got strapped.

i've grown accustomed to her face tat (m bison), Saturday, 20 October 2012 21:23 (twelve years ago) link

They were the best team in the west last year, just had a bum series. I expect them to be right up there again. Lakers bench is SO BAD. Granted, that matters less in the playoffs, but still. SO BAD.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 20 October 2012 21:26 (twelve years ago) link

spurs really were like, one of the best teams ever for a stretch toward the end of the season there. the way they fell apart in the WCF was just shocking

racewar driver (k3vin k.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 22:23 (twelve years ago) link

2nd year in a row they pulled that act

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 20 October 2012 22:30 (twelve years ago) link

season's maybe just a month too long for their vet core?

Clay, Saturday, 20 October 2012 22:35 (twelve years ago) link

i'm parrotting hollinger here but it's more that they're a really deep team with a coach who is prob the best in the NBA at juggling lineups and minutes, but that stuff is much less important in the playoffs and the spurs become susceptible to being beat by a star player (or two)

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 22:46 (twelve years ago) link

the margins of a 7 game series aren't as big as people like to think they are

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 20 October 2012 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

well thats definitely true but doesn't really explain why capn jack was the only one who could hit a shot all of the sudden in that series. and they had just wiped the floor with the clippers the week before.

racewar driver (k3vin k.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 23:03 (twelve years ago) link

xp

racewar driver (k3vin k.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 23:03 (twelve years ago) link

tho iirc paul and blake were banged up

racewar driver (k3vin k.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 23:04 (twelve years ago) link

what do you mean by margins?

racewar driver (k3vin k.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 23:04 (twelve years ago) link

most of their playoff struggles in the past few years can mostly be boiled down to the format... i don't think it's about their age or anything else like that

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 23:05 (twelve years ago) link

the thunder had the two best players on the court despite only having basically one competent reserve (i'm counting harden as a 'starter'), the playoffs favor those kinda teams

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 23:06 (twelve years ago) link

well, yeah. but i really don't feel like the thunder figured them out or overwhelmed them with talent so much as the spurs stopped hitting shots

racewar driver (k3vin k.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 23:07 (twelve years ago) link

Duncan's gonna be 37 this spring, I think you can start talking age with him at the least.

Clay, Saturday, 20 October 2012 23:07 (twelve years ago) link

the clock definitely hit midnight on him during that series, was pretty sad. he had a great year

racewar driver (k3vin k.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 23:08 (twelve years ago) link

the spurs coasted on that when they won their titles in duncan's prime and now they're sort of pioneering how to consistently contend for the finals w/o one of the top 10 players in the nba. there's nothing they can really do except hope some breaks fall their way. they've got a pretty good formula for what they've been handed.

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 23:09 (twelve years ago) link

well obviously they were playing a bit over their heads in the regular season... they weren't one of the best teams in the history of the NBA. but they still were in those games but a few of the deciding ones boiled down to "we can't stop durant/westbrook"

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 23:09 (twelve years ago) link

dude they went 34-3 before losing 4 in a row at the end, and had like a +10 margin over that period. it was an all-time run

racewar driver (k3vin k.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 23:18 (twelve years ago) link

what do you mean by margins?

― racewar driver (k3vin k.), Saturday, October 20, 2012 11:04 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the gap between teams as reflected in wins and losses

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 20 October 2012 23:19 (twelve years ago) link

regular-season wins and losses? or the result of the series? either way i agree. though of all the major sports i think the NBA playoffs find the best team the most often

racewar driver (k3vin k.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 23:22 (twelve years ago) link

before the NFL's parity era that wasn't true tho

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 20 October 2012 23:23 (twelve years ago) link

and baseball is just absurd in how small the margins are

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 20 October 2012 23:25 (twelve years ago) link

dude they went 34-3 before losing 4 in a row at the end, and had like a +10 margin over that period. it was an all-time run

― racewar driver (k3vin k.), Saturday, October 20, 2012 7:18 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah, they went on an all-time run. the oakland a's won 19 straight games in 2002, too. doesn't make either team one of the best in the history of the sport. they were just playing over their heads a bit.

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 20 October 2012 23:26 (twelve years ago) link

what was the run the rockets went on without Yao?

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 20 October 2012 23:27 (twelve years ago) link

22-0

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 20 October 2012 23:29 (twelve years ago) link

well thats definitely true but doesn't really explain why capn jack was the only one who could hit a shot all of the sudden in that series. and they had just wiped the floor with the clippers the week before.

― racewar driver (k3vin k.), Saturday, October 20, 2012 7:03 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

seemed like a classic case of a super young athletic team just flying all over the court and overwhelming the crafty vets imho, that sort of dynamic can take you right out of yr game

--bob marley (lag∞n), Saturday, 20 October 2012 23:36 (twelve years ago) link

The Memphis series was just Randolph being unstoppable

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 20 October 2012 23:38 (twelve years ago) link

dude they went 34-3 before losing 4 in a row at the end, and had like a +10 margin over that period. it was an all-time run

― racewar driver (k3vin k.), Saturday, October 20, 2012 7:18 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah, they went on an all-time run. the oakland a's won 19 straight games in 2002, too. doesn't make either team one of the best in the history of the sport. they were just playing over their heads a bit.

― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, October 20, 2012 7:26 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yah otm, u look at that spurs roster and it was just obvs not all time anything

--bob marley (lag∞n), Saturday, 20 October 2012 23:38 (twelve years ago) link

i mean remember that houston team from a few years ago that broke the record for most wins in a row

--bob marley (lag∞n), Saturday, 20 October 2012 23:39 (twelve years ago) link

dude they went 34-3 before losing 4 in a row at the end, and had like a +10 margin over that period. it was an all-time run

iirc two of these losses were due to resting duncan/Parker/Manu for the whole 48 too.

Clay, Sunday, 21 October 2012 00:00 (twelve years ago) link

a few of the wins as well!

idk, you can't argue with that run really. spurs were a sneakily talented team and were amazingly coached

racewar driver (k3vin k.), Sunday, 21 October 2012 00:02 (twelve years ago) link

this warms my heart y'all
I fucking love this decrepit old ass team

i've grown accustomed to her face tat (m bison), Sunday, 21 October 2012 00:42 (twelve years ago) link

half-watching this heat 11-12 championship recap thing on NBAtv now and was reminded of two things - lebron's crazyperson face in ECF game 6, and bosh bukkake

racewar driver (k3vin k.), Sunday, 21 October 2012 00:58 (twelve years ago) link

watching celtics Knicks over here and my god the Knicks are waring these uniforms where the piping doesn't go all the way around the arm holes, it's like horseshoe shaped and skips the arm pit area, fn grotesque and nonsensical, I think these might be their primary unis too

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 01:08 (twelve years ago) link

no stripe down the side of the jerseys or shorts tho which is kinda cool

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 01:09 (twelve years ago) link

maybe these are just v subtle alternates idk they look almost identical to their usual ones

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 01:10 (twelve years ago) link

classic crew neck too which I like

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 01:11 (twelve years ago) link

ah ok yes these are their new primary uniforms http://offthedribble.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/09/06/knicks-play-up-their-new-uniforms

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 01:13 (twelve years ago) link

avery bradley playing tonight?

racewar driver (k3vin k.), Sunday, 21 October 2012 01:24 (twelve years ago) link

naw I don't think he's due back til december

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 01:26 (twelve years ago) link

oh shit I totally didn't see celts-knicks on the guide fuck

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 21 October 2012 01:26 (twelve years ago) link

tho maybe he's ahead of schedule they say

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 01:26 (twelve years ago) link

I am watching dvr no spoilarszzz

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 01:26 (twelve years ago) link

lol jk preseason spoiler away

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 01:27 (twelve years ago) link

kyle singler's got a paul bettany thing goign on tonight

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 21 October 2012 01:27 (twelve years ago) link

Jeff greens been lookin kinda ok this preseason fwiw

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 01:35 (twelve years ago) link

kinda ok is his thing

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 21 October 2012 01:37 (twelve years ago) link

haha I know faint praise

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 01:37 (twelve years ago) link

he just made a sick chase down block on some scrub

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 01:41 (twelve years ago) link

Courtney lee is v energetic, he will be popular in Boston

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 01:44 (twelve years ago) link

Kanter is averaging 12 and 10 in 21 minutes this preseason

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 21 October 2012 01:44 (twelve years ago) link

rondo keeps trying to pass to Jason Collins, assuming hell figure this one out soon

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 01:45 (twelve years ago) link

would Jason Collins still be in the league if Dwight Howard didn't exist?

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 21 October 2012 01:46 (twelve years ago) link

Collins is wearing number 98 cause idk why

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 01:49 (twelve years ago) link

iirc u have to get permission from the league to wear anything higher than 55

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 01:50 (twelve years ago) link

fab melo looks like someone and I can't place it

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 01:53 (twelve years ago) link

who's this dude on the jazz w/ dreads

racewar driver (k3vin k.), Sunday, 21 October 2012 01:55 (twelve years ago) link

Dude who hasn't played for both the Grizz and the Jazz.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 21 October 2012 01:58 (twelve years ago) link

And didn't play for Denver and Houston as well.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 21 October 2012 01:59 (twelve years ago) link

yeah he looks kinda lost out there

racewar driver (k3vin k.), Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:03 (twelve years ago) link

Chris joseph getting some burn over here, made some nice plays

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:08 (twelve years ago) link

DeMarre Carroll did get some starts last year in Utah. Only averaged about 15 minutes a game in 20 games though.

xpost

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:08 (twelve years ago) link

Joseph looked pretty good the other night in Jersey, too.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:09 (twelve years ago) link

lol Brooklyn

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:10 (twelve years ago) link

GORDON HAYWARD

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:10 (twelve years ago) link

Jazz going from Devin Harris to Mo Williams is good for them, good for us and good for basketball

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:10 (twelve years ago) link

Brooklyn, Jersey, Nets are Nets.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:10 (twelve years ago) link

it's just unconscionable not changing that name, what feebs

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:11 (twelve years ago) link

It's like they think they're the Jazz or the Kings or Hornets or something.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:13 (twelve years ago) link

it's just such a bad name w/a terrible history

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:14 (twelve years ago) link

Jeff green made a nice outlet pass

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:14 (twelve years ago) link

Mark the date.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:15 (twelve years ago) link

should I note every decent play Jeff green makes all season y/n

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:15 (twelve years ago) link

Do you have one sheet of paper?

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:16 (twelve years ago) link

poor Jeff green

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:17 (twelve years ago) link

tommy saying in his day they played like 25 pre season games every year all over new England and they drove to them In their own cars

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:18 (twelve years ago) link

I'm pretty stoked about the Hornets changing their name to something NO-related

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:18 (twelve years ago) link

the new Orleans drunk hornets

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:19 (twelve years ago) link

Tommy also tells stories of playing multiple games a day while bumming smokes from the refs each trip up the court.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:20 (twelve years ago) link

tommy is the best

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:20 (twelve years ago) link

what if you took out the new orleans from the name and they were the Bayou Gators or something

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:21 (twelve years ago) link

NOLA TEEDAS.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:21 (twelve years ago) link

the bourbon street show me yr tits

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:21 (twelve years ago) link

I'm pretty stoked about the Hornets changing their name to something NO-related

― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, October 20, 2012 10:18 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

New Orleans Jazz obv

乒乓, Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:22 (twelve years ago) link

haha yes

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:23 (twelve years ago) link

they should trade Austin rivers for the name

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:24 (twelve years ago) link

why the hell did the jazz do that

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:25 (twelve years ago) link

they're playing this Obama ad w/the clip of Romney on 60mins saying its fair that he pays no taxes every break

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:26 (twelve years ago) link

Utah is the Beehive State so they should get Hornets name. Close enough. Closer than Jazz, at least.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:26 (twelve years ago) link

honey bees would be a cute name

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:27 (twelve years ago) link

the utah buzz

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:28 (twelve years ago) link

But mormons don't drink alcohol or caffeine.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:28 (twelve years ago) link

yeah and I guess they prob. love smooth jazz

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:29 (twelve years ago) link

I do tHink teams should b forced to change their names when they move and not allowed to keep any of the records/history

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:30 (twelve years ago) link

wd be ok w the new orleans gahrontees

i've grown accustomed to her face tat (m bison), Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:30 (twelve years ago) link

like the lakers supposedly have the 2nd most titles but half of those were in minny in front of minny fans u can't keep those doesn't make my sense

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:31 (twelve years ago) link

the all-time worst to me is the titans keeping the oilers name and refusing to let houston have it back, so now we're stuck with that bullshit texans name/logo

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:31 (twelve years ago) link

ha what did not know that, they weren't even using it

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:32 (twelve years ago) link

oilers helmet was so tite

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:32 (twelve years ago) link

should I note every decent play Jeff green makes all season y/n

― --bob marley (lag∞n), Saturday, October 20, 2012 10:15 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is probably the only thing that would result in me remembering what he did during any game

call all destroyer, Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:32 (twelve years ago) link

I would actually give a shit if it was Houston oilers I would root for them I would care about football
I agree w santos lagoona

i've grown accustomed to her face tat (m bison), Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:33 (twelve years ago) link

Any record of Jeff Green's decent plays is going to read:
Checked out
Checked out
Checked out
Nice pass
Checked out

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:34 (twelve years ago) link

" During the 1998 season, Adams announced that the team would change its name to one better suited for its new home. He also announced the addition of navy blue to the team's color scheme. Last, he said the team would be considered the continuation of the former Oilers franchise, and would retain all their team records. He announced he would open a Hall of Fame at the new stadium to honor the greatest players from both eras. In fact, Adams' desire to ensure that no NFL team in Houston would revive the Oilers name was thought to be a major cause of the delay in announcing a new name for the team."

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:34 (twelve years ago) link

what a dick

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:36 (twelve years ago) link

Basketball teams that need to give up their names:

Jazz
Hornets
Kings
Hawks
Lakers
Warriors
Rockets
Clippers
Grizzlies

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:38 (twelve years ago) link

clippers and rockets are regionally appropriate!

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:39 (twelve years ago) link

titans is a name so well suited to tennessee btw

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:39 (twelve years ago) link

wait not clippers

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:39 (twelve years ago) link

rockets is a great name wtf dude

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:40 (twelve years ago) link

Rockets moved from San Diego to Houston. Appropriate, but not allowed under our new rules.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:40 (twelve years ago) link

oh sorry I forgot they were in san diego

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:40 (twelve years ago) link

the warriors thing doesn't bother me, I feel like they're the vagabond franchise

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:41 (twelve years ago) link

damn San Diego lost two teams

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:42 (twelve years ago) link

Warriors won 2 of their 3 championships in Philly. Can't have those records and name.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:45 (twelve years ago) link

Kings are double offenders. Rochester & Cincinnati Royals, then KC-Omaha/KC & Sacramento Kings.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:46 (twelve years ago) link

I left the Nets of the list! And they've kept the name through two moves. Bastards.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:47 (twelve years ago) link

I'm pretty sure Chris Paul is adjusting to the flopping rules

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 21 October 2012 02:59 (twelve years ago) link

instead of flailing he just passes it and then grabs a part of his body in pain

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 21 October 2012 03:02 (twelve years ago) link

darnell jackson probably just ended his nba career

racewar driver (k3vin k.), Sunday, 21 October 2012 03:26 (twelve years ago) link

well maybe not. but dude is trying to make a team and he goes and elbows ppl on the court with 3 seconds left in the game, not a smart move

racewar driver (k3vin k.), Sunday, 21 October 2012 03:31 (twelve years ago) link

Ha, I got to see that, just turned the channel to it right when it happened. Like 3 seconds left in the game haha.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Sunday, 21 October 2012 03:38 (twelve years ago) link

Darnell will be fine, he can play a lil' bit

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 21 October 2012 03:41 (twelve years ago) link

uh hold on -- fuck bud adams but thank god we don't have an NFL team that's a celebrating to fucking oil barons

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 21 October 2012 05:58 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha what the fuck is this bullshit on NBAtv where they have an "anonymous scout" that they only show in silhouette with his voice obscured like he's deep throat or something

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 21 October 2012 05:59 (twelve years ago) link

matt your relentless enthusiasm over preseason statistics in every sport will never cease to entertain me

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 21 October 2012 06:01 (twelve years ago) link

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc88orRcwA1r6x5lro1_500.jpg

Looking good Andrew. Looking good.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 21 October 2012 13:58 (twelve years ago) link

Jeff Green pre-season highlight:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdfphFZEDeo

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 21 October 2012 14:51 (twelve years ago) link

who is thompson

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 21 October 2012 15:59 (twelve years ago) link

Dude from Pepperdine. Second season, played five games for Cleveland last year.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 21 October 2012 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

amare is out 2-3 weeks

racewar driver (k3vin k.), Sunday, 21 October 2012 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

infection from the fork puncture on his back haha faced

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 17:30 (twelve years ago) link

wait no way

racewar driver (k3vin k.), Sunday, 21 October 2012 17:31 (twelve years ago) link

lol u lyin

racewar driver (k3vin k.), Sunday, 21 October 2012 17:31 (twelve years ago) link

hes cooked he has a fork in his back do u see

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 21 October 2012 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

wonder if they play melo at the 4

racewar driver (k3vin k.), Sunday, 21 October 2012 17:45 (twelve years ago) link

lol @ faced

乒乓, Sunday, 21 October 2012 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

When Kanter is gettin his 5th straight MVP j0rd is gonna be damn Matt called it in that preseason

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 21 October 2012 18:25 (twelve years ago) link

when kanter eats his fifth double bacon quarter pounder with cheese in a row

乒乓, Sunday, 21 October 2012 18:32 (twelve years ago) link

Lol forever @ Amare.

I mean get well soon and all but looool

Clay, Sunday, 21 October 2012 22:23 (twelve years ago) link

the heat announcer calls 3 point territory "kaboomtown"

― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, October 20, 2012 4:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

this fuckin marblemouth clown is the sole reason im still hesitating on dropping league pass dollarz this year because im sure i would watch some lebron vs anybody on slower nights but i sure as shit dont want to listen to that guy

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Sunday, 21 October 2012 22:36 (twelve years ago) link

I sort of amused myself coming up with filthier versions of kaboomtown like bang zone but that can only work for so long

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 21 October 2012 23:02 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.shamsports.com/media/luxurytax.jpg

lol bulls

moullet, Sunday, 21 October 2012 23:09 (twelve years ago) link

wow the knicks have paid 200 million dollars in luxury tax in 10 years

all mods con (k3vin k.), Sunday, 21 October 2012 23:20 (twelve years ago) link

worth it

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 21 October 2012 23:25 (twelve years ago) link

one year of isiah's administration missing

moullet, Sunday, 21 October 2012 23:30 (twelve years ago) link

Portland paid $80 million in 2 years!

Clay, Monday, 22 October 2012 00:27 (twelve years ago) link

why the fuck can't i watch OKC-denver, why why why

all mods con (k3vin k.), Monday, 22 October 2012 00:44 (twelve years ago) link

golden state: _______

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 22 October 2012 00:48 (twelve years ago) link

rondos been taking jumpers like hes doing it on purpose this preseason, possibly interesting development

--bob marley (lag∞n), Monday, 22 October 2012 00:49 (twelve years ago) link

hitting fts too

--bob marley (lag∞n), Monday, 22 October 2012 00:50 (twelve years ago) link

Jeff green has made two nice plays so far this game, 4mins left 1st quarter

--bob marley (lag∞n), Monday, 22 October 2012 00:51 (twelve years ago) link

and he just made another nice transistion block

--bob marley (lag∞n), Monday, 22 October 2012 00:52 (twelve years ago) link

alert: nick young plays for philly now

--bob marley (lag∞n), Monday, 22 October 2012 00:58 (twelve years ago) link

anyone have an OKC/DEN stream -_-

all mods con (k3vin k.), Monday, 22 October 2012 01:06 (twelve years ago) link

man this lakers lineup is not fair

all mods con (k3vin k.), Monday, 22 October 2012 01:39 (twelve years ago) link

lakers tv guy: "usually in the offseason, if you can add one superstar, then that's a pretty good offseason. but adding two superstars?"

all mods con (k3vin k.), Monday, 22 October 2012 01:56 (twelve years ago) link

Two superstars and Antawn Jamison :/

Clay, Monday, 22 October 2012 02:07 (twelve years ago) link

two superstars and twenty antwan jamisons

--bob marley (lag∞n), Monday, 22 October 2012 02:09 (twelve years ago) link

300 Antawn Jamison's defending Sparta

Clay, Monday, 22 October 2012 02:11 (twelve years ago) link

300 antawn jamisons aren't going to defend much of anything

call all destroyer, Monday, 22 October 2012 02:14 (twelve years ago) link

lmao

i've grown accustomed to her face tat (m bison), Monday, 22 October 2012 02:15 (twelve years ago) link

k3v I'm doing my yearly keeper fantasy draft and I lucked into faried I'm round 7, took him in your honor,

Clay, Monday, 22 October 2012 02:23 (twelve years ago) link

raise your hand if you knew that rashard lewis had signed with the heat

乒乓, Monday, 22 October 2012 02:26 (twelve years ago) link

i don't really "know things" about fantasy but i would bet he would be a good fantasy player since he puts up lotsa #s and probably double-doubles

xp o/

all mods con (k3vin k.), Monday, 22 October 2012 02:26 (twelve years ago) link

*raises hand*

EZ Snappin, Monday, 22 October 2012 02:29 (twelve years ago) link

I thought he was still stuck in wizards hell or sumthing

乒乓, Monday, 22 October 2012 02:33 (twelve years ago) link

I just learned al Harrington is a magic

Clay, Monday, 22 October 2012 02:34 (twelve years ago) link

lol!

乒乓, Monday, 22 October 2012 02:35 (twelve years ago) link

hey, 乒乓

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/c0.0.403.403/p403x403/60277_413697985358760_1907591723_n.jpg

guess who makes more money (before he got amnestied)

moullet, Monday, 22 October 2012 02:59 (twelve years ago) link

(and still)

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Monday, 22 October 2012 03:02 (twelve years ago) link

makes more now lol

all mods con (k3vin k.), Monday, 22 October 2012 03:02 (twelve years ago) link

holy shit that putback by thomas robinson

all mods con (k3vin k.), Monday, 22 October 2012 03:04 (twelve years ago) link

over dwight

all mods con (k3vin k.), Monday, 22 October 2012 03:04 (twelve years ago) link

welcome back, dwight

moullet, Monday, 22 October 2012 03:11 (twelve years ago) link

yellow sleeves, ugh

moullet, Monday, 22 October 2012 03:23 (twelve years ago) link

important offseason moment

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc9z9tFbzl1qzb7vjo1_1280.jpg

Playoff Starts Here (san lazaro), Monday, 22 October 2012 03:40 (twelve years ago) link

oh man

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Monday, 22 October 2012 03:50 (twelve years ago) link

they would make a cute couple

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 22 October 2012 03:53 (twelve years ago) link

maybe

--bob marley (lag∞n), Monday, 22 October 2012 04:04 (twelve years ago) link

that pic is crazy

乒乓, Monday, 22 October 2012 12:02 (twelve years ago) link

im so oooooooooooold http://hoopshype.com/columns/rosen/the-coaching-rankings

moullet, Monday, 22 October 2012 14:13 (twelve years ago) link

i like to read rosen, his players analyses above all should be praised (& criticized) like hollingers

but... the guy cant keep a job! got fired from espn for hating on bron draft-era, fired from foxsports, fired from nba.com

moullet, Monday, 22 October 2012 14:16 (twelve years ago) link

he really hates coaches who have never coached a game in the nba!

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Monday, 22 October 2012 14:18 (twelve years ago) link

larry drew was a pretty good coach last year!

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Monday, 22 October 2012 14:19 (twelve years ago) link

dwayne casey got THE RAPTORS to play defense!

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Monday, 22 October 2012 14:19 (twelve years ago) link

legit lolling at the idea of lawrence frank being the 11th best coach in the nba

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Monday, 22 October 2012 14:20 (twelve years ago) link

outside of the top 5 that list is a joke

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Monday, 22 October 2012 14:21 (twelve years ago) link

gentry is nice, too

moullet, Monday, 22 October 2012 14:24 (twelve years ago) link

doug collins has been fired like 3 times in his career

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Monday, 22 October 2012 14:28 (twelve years ago) link

hes like skiles ... it seems nobody (aka players) likes him

wondering what he will do with andrew

moullet, Monday, 22 October 2012 14:32 (twelve years ago) link

players get tired being yelled at

moullet, Monday, 22 October 2012 14:33 (twelve years ago) link

anyone who missed on lebron probably shouldn't be writing about the nba

all mods con (k3vin k.), Monday, 22 October 2012 14:37 (twelve years ago) link

there are flaws in being a knee jerk contrarian

--bob marley (lag∞n), Monday, 22 October 2012 14:54 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/xdJ8g.jpg

--bob marley (lag∞n), Monday, 22 October 2012 14:58 (twelve years ago) link

hey ilh can we anticipate the nba season listing our fav writers ? and twitters acc's worth to follow

moullet, Monday, 22 October 2012 16:12 (twelve years ago) link

yes lets

--bob marley (lag∞n), Monday, 22 October 2012 16:14 (twelve years ago) link

newly minted grantlander, started out celtics bloggin, so proud http://twitter.com/ZachLowe_NBA

--bob marley (lag∞n), Monday, 22 October 2012 16:15 (twelve years ago) link

It probably goes without saying, but @johnhollinger

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 22 October 2012 17:42 (twelve years ago) link

I think this may be the year where I get a league pass for the streaming

乒乓, Monday, 22 October 2012 17:44 (twelve years ago) link

i like tom haberstroh a lot
windy too (tho he should cover non lebron teams!)
kevin pelton, neil paine on bref blog, bbmetrics, the guy who do nice graphics (kirk goldsberry), hoopdata (v nice!), @haralabob
& @si_vault

people who root heavily for team, i wanna know ur favorite beat writer

moullet, Monday, 22 October 2012 19:36 (twelve years ago) link

RT @haralabob & @si_vault also of course @netw3rk

--bob marley (lag∞n), Monday, 22 October 2012 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

all you really need to do is follow @haralabob, @netw3rk, and @johnhollinger, and then follow the people they talk to on the regular, and you are set

all mods con (k3vin k.), Monday, 22 October 2012 19:41 (twelve years ago) link

ben hochman is a good twitter writer for the nuggz

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 22 October 2012 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

Jerry Zgoda is the wolves beat writer I follow, he has some good Kahn zingers

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 22 October 2012 19:47 (twelve years ago) link

speak of the devil, Jonny Flynn just got waived

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 22 October 2012 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

@gswscribe for the Dubs.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Monday, 22 October 2012 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

hochman doesn't really bring the funny but he's good for linx

all mods con (k3vin k.), Monday, 22 October 2012 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

terrence williams got dumped too

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Monday, 22 October 2012 19:51 (twelve years ago) link

@pflanns is my fav celtics one, lots general nba too

--bob marley (lag∞n), Monday, 22 October 2012 19:52 (twelve years ago) link

Austin Rivers averaging 9 ppg in 30 minutes this preseason, shooting 29%

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 22 October 2012 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

(30 minutes per game)

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 22 October 2012 22:08 (twelve years ago) link

shocking development

--bob marley (lag∞n), Monday, 22 October 2012 22:10 (twelve years ago) link

i wonder who will be the bigger "we could've built a juggernaut but instead we drafted..." player of the last few years: rivers or tristan thompson

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Monday, 22 October 2012 22:10 (twelve years ago) link

Tristan

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 22 October 2012 22:14 (twelve years ago) link

Tristan was a better pick than Dion Waiters though.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 22 October 2012 22:16 (twelve years ago) link

the knicks preseason roster really is something to behold, it's the strangest collection of players I can remember

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 22 October 2012 22:19 (twelve years ago) link

i'm a believer in waiters

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Monday, 22 October 2012 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

as long as he doesn't turn into a tyreke-level headcase but having kyrie established there is probably a good thing

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Monday, 22 October 2012 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

who's the poker player dude who tweets abt nba? I love when I see that dude RT'd but never think to follow him myself.

Clay, Monday, 22 October 2012 22:31 (twelve years ago) link

@ haralabob

^^

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Monday, 22 October 2012 22:32 (twelve years ago) link


people who root heavily for team, i wanna know ur favorite beat writer

Ben from blazers edge is great (blazersedge.com and @blazersedge), one of the few established locals not afraid to criticize the team without doing it for drama/pageview reasons. He's just a great beat guy. Also he made his name on "draftkevindurant.com" right before the Oden draft, so he's occasionally right about things.

Clay, Monday, 22 October 2012 22:34 (twelve years ago) link

knicks look fucking awful

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 22 October 2012 23:55 (twelve years ago) link

doesn't just tweet about the nba, dude makes bank betting on it. also has v v hot girlfriends

all mods con (k3vin k.), Monday, 22 October 2012 23:57 (twelve years ago) link

Tony Allen ‏@aa000G9
Hoarders!!! Wow!! This can't be real!!

^^can't forget this one

all mods con (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 00:53 (twelve years ago) link

haha lol tony allen is one of my fav players no doubt

was reading this, heavy quote uhm

“From a basketball IQ standpoint, Shane was a perfect match for LeBron,” Spoelstra said. “I’ve never coached two players with such high-level basketball IQ, much less on the same team.”

moullet, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 01:08 (twelve years ago) link

It’s been almost 20 years since Jordan played his last game with the Bulls

lol, this dude knows that jordan came back to the bulls after playing baseball, right?

circles, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 04:10 (twelve years ago) link

wow 17 rebounds for Anthony Davis tonight

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 04:16 (twelve years ago) link

solid 0-5 for Austin Rivers

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 04:17 (twelve years ago) link

rivers misses, davis rebounds, perfect teammates

circles, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 04:22 (twelve years ago) link

Anthony Davis has skillz and is still mad young. Austin Rivers was always going to be a washout. Someone should have told the NBA.

Aimless, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 04:27 (twelve years ago) link

everyone just really likes doc rivers a lot is what happened m/l my theory

--bob marley (lag∞n), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 04:28 (twelve years ago) link

im surprised opposing teams arent letting austin score on purpose as a matter of fact

--bob marley (lag∞n), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 04:29 (twelve years ago) link

18 and 6 for kanter tonight in 22 minutes, 7-7 from the field. Still room on the bandwagon.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 04:48 (twelve years ago) link

wait when did you start leading the kanter bandwagon. you hated that pick!

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 04:49 (twelve years ago) link

didnt u see the pic of him all ripped on the beach w/a lil guy hanging off

--bob marley (lag∞n), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 04:49 (twelve years ago) link

wait when did you start leading the kanter bandwagon. you hated that pick!

― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, October 23, 2012 4:49 AM (57 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

uh when he lost 40 pounds and started crushing it in preseason?

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 04:50 (twelve years ago) link

yes! i mean i'm more on the kanter bandwagon than i'm not. the dude was one of the top high school prospects in the country but essentially didn't play a basketball game for like 2 years before last year

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 04:51 (twelve years ago) link

I didn't hate the pick at the time of the draft, I hated how awful he was last season. Still think Valanciunas and Biyombo were better picks though.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 04:51 (twelve years ago) link

i'm not trying to make some massive point or anything here but just for the record

http://i.imgur.com/Hf1uK.png

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 04:52 (twelve years ago) link

My board was

1. Irving
2. Val.
3. Biyombo
4. Vesely
5. Kanter
6. Knight

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 04:54 (twelve years ago) link

oh jordan, cant believe you use that style sheet

--bob marley (lag∞n), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 04:54 (twelve years ago) link

what I meant by that is they picked a raw big man on a team that already had a bunch of big men

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 04:54 (twelve years ago) link

and Kanter DID suck in April, my god

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 04:54 (twelve years ago) link

idg why you're like anti-changing your mind about players or something

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 04:56 (twelve years ago) link

vesley's gonna be a major bust

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 04:57 (twelve years ago) link

yeah I whiffed on Vesely it looks like

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 04:58 (twelve years ago) link

idg why you're like anti-changing your mind about players or something

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, October 23, 2012 12:56 AM (32 seconds ago) Bookmark

i'm not! i'm not trying to "gotcha" or anything, it's just interesting to me that you've turned around on kanter so quickly. i'm not saying you're wrong... just something i'm thinking about.

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 04:58 (twelve years ago) link

vesley prob didn't need to end up on the wizards, of all times

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 04:58 (twelve years ago) link

i liked vesley a lot too, btw, but a developmental player ending up on the wiz is gonna be a disaster unless you're talking about john wall who can't help but to be kind of amazing

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 05:00 (twelve years ago) link

kanter was so slow and clumsy last year, but this year he looks like a totally different guy

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 05:01 (twelve years ago) link

he's a pretty unique prospect considering how long he didn't play in a real game

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 05:02 (twelve years ago) link

he's also young as shit, still only 20

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 05:04 (twelve years ago) link

lillard looked really good tonight. not totally sold on him yet but he was cookin.

Clay, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 05:12 (twelve years ago) link

OTM

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 05:20 (twelve years ago) link

whos in the basketball mensa society

(╯︵╰,) RIP (am0n), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 17:00 (twelve years ago) link

“You know what? LeBron could have played at Duke, and I don’t say that about a lot of guys,” Battier said. “There are a lot of All-Stars who couldn’t have played at Duke. LeBron is one of the few All-Stars who could have played there and survived."

STFU

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 18:27 (twelve years ago) link

jesus christ stfu

--bob marley (lag∞n), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 18:28 (twelve years ago) link

"There are a lot of All-Stars who couldn’t have played at Duke."

Kyle Singler approved this message.

Aimless, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

Blake Griffin shooting 41% from FT with his new technique

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 21:05 (twelve years ago) link

Stick with it, Griffin, no matter how many you miss. That's what real shooters do, I hear.

Aimless, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 21:23 (twelve years ago) link

so wish one of these horrendous FT shooters would try out my style

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

whats that

all mods con (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 23:03 (twelve years ago) link

Granny style, obv

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 23:21 (twelve years ago) link

had to c/p this from the taylor thread:

On that note, is anyone else thrown by "chose the Rose Garden over Madison Square"? Unless its just a general rose garden. Unless it's about Reagan.

― all the other twinks with their fucked up dicks (billy), Saturday, October 20, 2012 3:42 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rose_Garden_(arena)

― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, October 20, 2012 3:45 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

So it's about Oden then, cool.

― all the other twinks with their fucked up dicks (billy), Saturday, October 20, 2012 4:18 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark

乒乓, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 23:27 (twelve years ago) link

harden has taken 3 long 2s this quarter :(

all mods con (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 00:25 (twelve years ago) link

4

all mods con (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 00:32 (twelve years ago) link

Thabeet needs to improve to reach sucking.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 02:06 (twelve years ago) link

Spurs waive Eddy Curry

#rip

moullet, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 02:06 (twelve years ago) link

perry jones has deng-type versatility

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 02:14 (twelve years ago) link

(jones looks good but that was a jokey)

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 02:15 (twelve years ago) link

jones falling to the thunder was a crime

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 02:24 (twelve years ago) link

ya

--bob marley (lag∞n), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 02:25 (twelve years ago) link

eh if your doctors red-flag his knees what can you do

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 02:34 (twelve years ago) link

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2012/0915/nba_g_anderson_gb1_576.jpg

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 03:04 (twelve years ago) link

whoa 2-17 for James Harden, that's some serious preseason chunking

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 03:18 (twelve years ago) link

contract year?

Aimless, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 03:21 (twelve years ago) link

thibs is one of a kind, btw... playing his veteran starters 37 mins in the preseason

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 03:22 (twelve years ago) link

coaches like that always make me wonder what they'd be like if they were sec of defense.

Clay, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 04:16 (twelve years ago) link

The NBA is set to tweak its balloting process, doing away with position designations for forwards and centers and instead asking fans to vote for three "frontcourt" players, according to NBA.com.

FINALLY.

Clay, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 05:09 (twelve years ago) link

^ thank god (bron)

moullet, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 11:22 (twelve years ago) link

^yes!!

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 11:45 (twelve years ago) link

should be known as the jamaal magloire rule

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 11:46 (twelve years ago) link

point guards, wings, bigs imo

all mods con (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 13:31 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah that's more the way the game works right now but hey it's a step

Clay, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 13:48 (twelve years ago) link

But there are still more 3s that shift to the 4 than shift to the 2, and teams like Miami are making traditional point guards a dying breed (I mean, how many pure points are left? How many don't shift to the 2 as needed?).

It's really six of one, half dozen of another. But the 4/5 designation is the most irrelevant to the modern game, so it's an easy step for the league to make.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 13:55 (twelve years ago) link

ya getting rid of the center spot should end most of the truly ridiculous inclusions, tho really the best thing they could to do remedy the situation is to eliminate the east/west divide B-)

--bob marley (lag∞n), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 14:11 (twelve years ago) link

BREAKING: BROOKLYN GETS HOCKEY TEAM - SUCCEEDS FROM NY CITY

--bob marley (lag∞n), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 14:40 (twelve years ago) link

I'm enjoying new website HoopChalk. Nice to see some play breakdowns and the like.

http://hoopchalk.com/

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 15:35 (twelve years ago) link

on the contrary my mind is being numbed to basketball writing like this

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

that's a shame.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 16:50 (twelve years ago) link

simmons podcast w/scal has some good stuff; scal calls out ray allen for being selfish

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

Scal was great. Really looking forward to his media career.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 17:54 (twelve years ago) link

"I think pain and swelling are indications of what’s going on." -- Andrew Bynum

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A5_4Ic2CYAEn9sZ.jpg

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

gross

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

Wrinkly shorts wtf.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 20:42 (twelve years ago) link

Dwight Howard does a pretty good Cosby face.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 20:52 (twelve years ago) link

ew wtf is that about

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

"fun"

Clay, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

nash in laker yellow still feels like when a basketball videogame makes weird trades behind your back and suddenly the raptors are starting tim duncan or something

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 23:34 (twelve years ago) link

thank goodness that Mike Brown will screw it all up

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

nash in laker yellow still feels like when a basketball videogame makes weird trades behind your back and suddenly the raptors are starting tim duncan or something

― questionable motor (agent hibachi), Wednesday, October 24, 2012 7:34 PM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark

^^^

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 25 October 2012 00:31 (twelve years ago) link

I been hatin' on the Lakers ever since 1972. This edition doesn't seem any less hateable than average. Whether or not they barge their way back into the Finals, I will hate 'em with the usual intensity.

Aimless, Thursday, 25 October 2012 00:50 (twelve years ago) link

Hatin' on Nash will be just as easy as hatin' on Magic Johnson was. You can't little things such as on-court excellence and extreme likeability stand in the way of a good Laker hate.

Aimless, Thursday, 25 October 2012 00:53 (twelve years ago) link

feeling some all star buzz for ryan anderson this year, dude is gonna score a million points

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 25 October 2012 02:02 (twelve years ago) link

he needs to shoot better than 43%

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 25 October 2012 02:05 (twelve years ago) link

it's possible that playing with Dwight was actually stifling him a bit tho

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 25 October 2012 02:06 (twelve years ago) link

larry fitzgerald shaving kevin love's hair for breast cancer is A+ good job all around.

Clay, Thursday, 25 October 2012 02:14 (twelve years ago) link

another dreadful game from Lin.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 25 October 2012 02:36 (twelve years ago) link

gonna lmao if lin has the quintessential suck after signing a huge deal year

i've grown accustomed to her face tat (m bison), Thursday, 25 October 2012 02:40 (twelve years ago) link

@Pflanns
Asked why he wanted to return, Green points to the court: "That guy right there. Rajon. He's the best point guard in the league."

@celtics
When asked what his FT% goal is for this season, Rajon Rondo answered, "100%... Minus 10... So, 90%."

moullet, Thursday, 25 October 2012 02:41 (twelve years ago) link

just realized NY can rock a lineup w tyson / brewer / shump !!

moullet, Thursday, 25 October 2012 02:44 (twelve years ago) link

Nash is Nashing

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 25 October 2012 02:49 (twelve years ago) link

just realized NY can rock a lineup w tyson / brewer / shump !!

― moullet, Wednesday, October 24, 2012 10:44 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark

if brewer resigns in 2013, maybe

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 25 October 2012 02:59 (twelve years ago) link

the bar for point guards is so low imo that lin can't help but to be good

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 25 October 2012 03:00 (twelve years ago) link

huh? there are like 30 good point guards in the league

all mods con (k3vin k.), Thursday, 25 October 2012 03:02 (twelve years ago) link

*puts head on chin, leans forward*

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 25 October 2012 03:08 (twelve years ago) link

head on fist* -_-

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 25 October 2012 03:09 (twelve years ago) link

dont u wish u had mod powers now

乒乓, Thursday, 25 October 2012 03:09 (twelve years ago) link

there were 30 PGs in the league last year with a PER over 15 but about half of them are combo guards or flukes or bench guys or guys that PER overrates... i mean mike conley and jeff teague are just about the lowest bar of "good" IMO. lin will be in that range at worst, but prob better.

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 25 October 2012 03:12 (twelve years ago) link

it's not a good sign that Rockets front office sources (Morey) have already been blaming the Lin signing on the owner

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 25 October 2012 03:43 (twelve years ago) link

I think the big thing with Lin is the knee injury. Kind of strange that he's playing with it when he says it's not 100%.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 25 October 2012 03:44 (twelve years ago) link

I kinda thought Lin felt flukey during that run and he'd inevitably revert to the mean.

Clay, Thursday, 25 October 2012 04:21 (twelve years ago) link

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1623063/Melo-Double-Check.gif

Clay, Thursday, 25 October 2012 04:33 (twelve years ago) link

watching this heat championship retrospective on nba tv right now... this is essentially pornography

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 25 October 2012 05:26 (twelve years ago) link

man i'm so ready for this damn season to start

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 25 October 2012 05:26 (twelve years ago) link

i'm gonna be flying during heat/celtics opening night :-(

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 25 October 2012 05:28 (twelve years ago) link

and not on jet blue

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 25 October 2012 05:28 (twelve years ago) link

Melo lookin' pretty wide there

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 25 October 2012 05:31 (twelve years ago) link

was gonna say

Clay, Thursday, 25 October 2012 05:59 (twelve years ago) link

Rivers said he was surprised by Wilcox’s conditioning.

“It was a lot better than I thought it would be,” said Rivers. “He did what he does — ran the floor, rebounded, turned the ball over.”

call all destroyer, Thursday, 25 October 2012 13:20 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/B1Ocq.gif

乒乓, Thursday, 25 October 2012 13:25 (twelve years ago) link

lmao

--bob marley (lag∞n), Thursday, 25 October 2012 14:42 (twelve years ago) link

Delonte West suspended indefinitely from the Mavs. 2nd time this preseason. I hope he can get his shit together. Talented but troubled dude.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 25 October 2012 16:19 (twelve years ago) link

aw

call all destroyer, Thursday, 25 October 2012 16:24 (twelve years ago) link

whoa

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA
David Stern will step down as NBA commissioner on Feb. 1, 2014, league sources tell Y! Sports. Deputy Adam Silver will replace Stern.

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 25 October 2012 17:30 (twelve years ago) link

Why would he step down mid-season? Date seems weird.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 25 October 2012 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/XNGCT.png

moullet, Thursday, 25 October 2012 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

gross

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, October 24, 2012 4:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wrinkly shorts wtf.

― Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Wednesday, October 24, 2012 4:42 PM

looks like dwight traded legs w/ the corpse of an 70 yr old, might wanna get that checked out *barfs*

stephen speilburg (am0n), Thursday, 25 October 2012 17:55 (twelve years ago) link

lol xp

stephen speilburg (am0n), Thursday, 25 October 2012 17:56 (twelve years ago) link

Why would he step down mid-season? Date seems weird.

― EZ Snappin, Thursday, October 25, 2012 1:32 PM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark

i guess it's 30 years to the day that he took the job

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 25 October 2012 18:18 (twelve years ago) link

True gangsters dont do things by the book.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Thursday, 25 October 2012 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

exclusive image from the future of david stern post-february 2013:

http://i.imgur.com/asmvz.jpg

乒乓, Thursday, 25 October 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

After precisely 30 years of service, his contract stipulates that he gets a lifesize solid platinum effigy of himself erected in every NBA arena.

Aimless, Thursday, 25 October 2012 19:09 (twelve years ago) link

Did Delonte West sleep with Rick Carlisle's mom or something

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 25 October 2012 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

how did I only learn today that the knicks have a 35 year old rookie point guard on their roster from argentina

乒乓, Thursday, 25 October 2012 19:22 (twelve years ago) link

I dunno about the Lin signing, but the Asik signing was great for Houston. He vacuums rebounds.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 25 October 2012 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

hollinger talked about this in his rockets preview today but there's a really good chance that lin thrives in mchale's system based on what dragic & lowry did last season

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 25 October 2012 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

Lowry was worse last year than he was the year before though

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 25 October 2012 21:10 (twelve years ago) link

The Rockets in general are really underrated this season imo

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 25 October 2012 21:12 (twelve years ago) link

dope pics of tyson chandler (click for the next one): http://www.peterhapak.com/T-Chandler

乒乓, Thursday, 25 October 2012 22:36 (twelve years ago) link

The Rockets in general are really underrated this season imo

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, October 25, 2012 5:12 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this year you really mean it eh

all mods con (k3vin k.), Thursday, 25 October 2012 23:31 (twelve years ago) link

they were underrated last year too!

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 25 October 2012 23:31 (twelve years ago) link

there were 30 PGs in the league last year with a PER over 15 but about half of them are combo guards or flukes or bench guys or guys that PER overrates... i mean mike conley and jeff teague are just about the lowest bar of "good" IMO. lin will be in that range at worst, but prob better.

― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, October 24, 2012 11:12 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wtf at all this, first of all lin is replacing lowry and dragic, 2 quality point guards, so your original point makes no sense. also not sure in which world mike conley is a "borderline good" player or down on jeff teague's level, conley is a legit player

all mods con (k3vin k.), Thursday, 25 October 2012 23:36 (twelve years ago) link

Conley is not that great

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 25 October 2012 23:41 (twelve years ago) link

hollinger put houston @ last on western conference

moullet, Thursday, 25 October 2012 23:43 (twelve years ago) link

but being an average starting PG in the NBA is better than "borderline good" I guess xp

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 25 October 2012 23:43 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not sure how Hollinger thinks Lin will have a great year, but they'll win 7 fewer games than they did in a 66 game season

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 25 October 2012 23:44 (twelve years ago) link

If the Rockets suck it'll be because Lin sucks, most likely

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 25 October 2012 23:44 (twelve years ago) link

they aren't going to be worse than the kings

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 25 October 2012 23:45 (twelve years ago) link

oooops tied for 13th actually

moullet, Thursday, 25 October 2012 23:45 (twelve years ago) link

wtf at all this, first of all lin is replacing lowry and dragic, 2 quality point guards, so your original point makes no sense. also not sure in which world mike conley is a "borderline good" player or down on jeff teague's level, conley is a legit player

― all mods con (k3vin k.), Thursday, October 25, 2012 7:36 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

i'm not sure what lin replacing lowry and dragic has anything to do w/ whether or not he ends up being an above average PG. secondly you need to check conley's stats & teague's stats if you think there's a gulf between them, cuz there isn't.

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 25 October 2012 23:47 (twelve years ago) link

anyway the idea that there's 30 good point guards in the NBA is pretty indefensible

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 25 October 2012 23:52 (twelve years ago) link

Demi Moore has been spending time in town with former Knick Baron Davis, sparking some gossip that a romance could be in the offing. NBA star Davis, who is recovering from a knee injury and undergoing physical therapy in New York, was spotted dining with Moore and a group of friends at Meatpacking District hot spot Catch on Friday.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 25 October 2012 23:59 (twelve years ago) link

the bar for point guards is so low imo that lin can't help but to be good

― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, October 24, 2012 11:00 PM (Yesterday)

i mean, you're either talking about the rockets PGs or PGs in general. the rockets had 2 good PGs last year, and PG is one of the most loaded positions in the league. idgi

all mods con (k3vin k.), Friday, 26 October 2012 00:14 (twelve years ago) link

duh i'm talking in general & no it's really not that loaded

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Friday, 26 October 2012 04:15 (twelve years ago) link

top 30 PGs in the nba by PER -- the bar for being a good, true point guard is something lin can easily reach

1 Chris Paul, LAC (yes)
2 Derrick Rose, CHI (one knee)
3 Russell Westbrook (yes)
4 Tony Parker, SA (yes)
5 Kyrie Irving, CLE (yes)
6 Deron Williams, NJ (yes)
7 Steve Nash, PHX (yes)
8 Jeremy Lin, NY
9 Ty Lawson, DEN (yes)
10 Kyle Lowry, HOU (yes)
11 Brandon Jennings, MIL (yes)
12 Nate Robinson, GS (sixth man)
13 Goran Dragic, HOU (yes)
14 Jarrett Jack, NO (fluke rule season)
15 Jerryd Bayless, TOR (sixth man)
16 John Wall, WSH (yes)
17 Isaiah Thomas, SAC (we'll see)
18 Rodney Stuckey, DET (combo guard)
19 Rajon Rondo, BOS (yes)
20 Monta Ellis, GS/MIL (combo guard, horrifying defense)
21 Jordan Farmar, NJ (israel)
22 Mike Conley Jr., MEM (yes)
23 Ramon Sessions, CLE/LAL (yes)
24 Jose Calderon, TOR (sixth man)
25 Tyreke Evans, SAC (small forward)
26 John Lucas, CHI (sixth man)
27 Chauncey Billups, LAC (combo guard)
28 Devin Harris, UTAH (sixth man)
29 Jeff Teague, ATL (yes)
30 George Hill, IND (combo guard)

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Friday, 26 October 2012 04:22 (twelve years ago) link

Ellis is a straight up 2 really

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 26 October 2012 04:28 (twelve years ago) link

the argument wasn't about whether lin can be one of the best point guards in the game - i agree he can be - your implication was that there is a lack of good point guards in the league which is not true

all mods con (k3vin k.), Friday, 26 October 2012 04:40 (twelve years ago) link

i think the bar for "good" isn't that high, no. there certainly isn't 30 good PGs.

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Friday, 26 October 2012 05:04 (twelve years ago) link

wheres mario !?

moullet, Friday, 26 October 2012 08:59 (twelve years ago) link

lol per puts nate 12th and rondo 19th below john wall, hollinger i think u need to go home and think a lil bit about what youve done here

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Friday, 26 October 2012 11:35 (twelve years ago) link

(i usually like PER and hollinger's a very good writer outside of his nuggets fetish but his system just spits out the occasional hilarious oddity)

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Friday, 26 October 2012 11:36 (twelve years ago) link

what's the source of rondo's low PER - bad FT%? FG%? lack of 3's?

乒乓, Friday, 26 October 2012 11:37 (twelve years ago) link

His 45/24/50 shooting percentages do him no favors.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 26 October 2012 13:28 (twelve years ago) link

But he's shooting 44/33/70 in the preseason this year; if he shoots like that during the season his PER should jump up at least a bit.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 26 October 2012 13:31 (twelve years ago) link

if he could shoot a high enough ft % where he he didn't do everything in his power to avoid getting fouled that'd go a long way

--bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 26 October 2012 14:04 (twelve years ago) link

Yep. If he can shoot around the 70% he's put up in preseason it'd be huge. Passed up too many layups last season for fear of fouls.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 26 October 2012 14:12 (twelve years ago) link

its ridiculous because 50% is pleanty high to be worth getting fouled, he was just embarrassed

--bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 26 October 2012 14:25 (twelve years ago) link

yes and no. Accumulating fouls on opposing players is good, but only 1 team in the NBA averaged less than 1 pt per possession, which is what 50% FT shooting gets you.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 26 October 2012 14:35 (twelve years ago) link

u forgot and1s

--bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 26 October 2012 14:44 (twelve years ago) link

As tentative as Rondo was last year he wasn't going to get a whole lot of and1s.

Regardless, he needs to be over 60% to make it definitely worthwhile over a kickout to an open player.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 26 October 2012 14:46 (twelve years ago) link

we were talking abt if he wasnt tentative tho gdamn it man, regardless i stand by my assertion that 50% ft shooting is totally fine, considering that you get the other team in foul trouble and some of the shots you get fouled on go in

--bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 26 October 2012 14:48 (twelve years ago) link

We just agree to disagree then.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 26 October 2012 14:49 (twelve years ago) link

considering yr argument doesnt factor in foul trouble or and1s and leans heavily on the fallacy of the always open player obviously i win

--bob marley (lag∞n), Friday, 26 October 2012 14:50 (twelve years ago) link

Whatever you need to get you through the night, dude.

Most importantly, he looked solid in preseason and didn't seem tentative or afraid to shoot. Hope it holds true in real games, too.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 26 October 2012 14:52 (twelve years ago) link

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2012/1009/nba_g_sunsts_576.jpg

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Friday, 26 October 2012 19:24 (twelve years ago) link

what's the source of rondo's low PER - bad FT%? FG%? lack of 3's?

― 乒乓, Friday, October 26, 2012 7:37 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's his true shooting that sucks, doesn't take 3s or foul shots

all mods con (k3vin k.), Friday, 26 October 2012 21:10 (twelve years ago) link

The source is the pure suckitude of PER

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 26 October 2012 22:20 (twelve years ago) link

but seriously PER is a stat geared towards high usage scorers and doesn't take defense into account very well

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 26 October 2012 22:21 (twelve years ago) link

i don't think it really accounts for defense at all but that's okay... and there is benefit in counting usage! being a high usage player while maintaining efficiency is hard to do

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Friday, 26 October 2012 23:18 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i mean usage is obviously important, being "efficient" with your three shots you take in 30 minutes doesn't make you a valuable player. kinda weird how many people don't understand this

all mods con (k3vin k.), Saturday, 27 October 2012 00:23 (twelve years ago) link

btw lebron trimming his beard = 2 thumbs way up

all mods con (k3vin k.), Saturday, 27 October 2012 00:26 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i mean usage is obviously important, being "efficient" with your three shots you take in 30 minutes doesn't make you a valuable player. kinda weird how many people don't understand this

― all mods con (k3vin k.), Friday, October 26, 2012 8:23 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah this is my big issue w/ per 36 data

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 27 October 2012 00:27 (twelve years ago) link

i don't think it really accounts for defense at all but that's okay... and there is benefit in counting usage! being a high usage player while maintaining efficiency is hard to do

― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Friday, October 26, 2012 11:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it counts steals and blocks, so yes it does. That's part of why it sucks! It's a messy stat.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 27 October 2012 00:30 (twelve years ago) link

there's really no "good way" to objectively measure defense. as a single stat it's pretty much the best there is. though i'll be honest i'm not really up on a lot of the super-nerdy basketball prospectus WAR stuff, though it doesn't seem to get a whole lot of respect

all mods con (k3vin k.), Saturday, 27 October 2012 00:33 (twelve years ago) link

Austin Rivers is so bad you guys

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 27 October 2012 00:54 (twelve years ago) link

yeah it's pretty sad, you've seen how he picks up his dribble 35 feet from the basket when the heat throw a double at him?

all mods con (k3vin k.), Saturday, 27 October 2012 01:06 (twelve years ago) link

he's so slow, and the defense is incredibly bad

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 27 October 2012 01:08 (twelve years ago) link

god the hornets would be so fun too, if they'd picked someone else

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 27 October 2012 01:11 (twelve years ago) link

ok, that was a pretty sick split and finish from rivers

all mods con (k3vin k.), Saturday, 27 October 2012 01:13 (twelve years ago) link

haha, trapped again

all mods con (k3vin k.), Saturday, 27 October 2012 01:13 (twelve years ago) link

haha and he gets trapped 35 feet away again!

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 27 October 2012 01:14 (twelve years ago) link

uh is grievis going to be the starting PG?

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 27 October 2012 01:15 (twelve years ago) link

grievis is the future!

Aimless, Saturday, 27 October 2012 01:16 (twelve years ago) link

i still like rivers but ia really poor pick for new orleans in particular

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 27 October 2012 01:16 (twelve years ago) link

i wouldn't sweat all that ball handling stuff and how he reacts to traps and stuff... he's still incredibly young and that's stuff that can be taught and that he'll just naturally adjust to as he plays more. he just needs to prove that he can get to the rim (and finish) and shoot a bit.

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 27 October 2012 01:17 (twelve years ago) link

but davis should be paired with someone who wants to throw him alley oops on every play, not finish at the rim himself. pretty disappointing pick unless rivers totally alters his mindset.

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 27 October 2012 01:18 (twelve years ago) link

p much agree w/ all that

all mods con (k3vin k.), Saturday, 27 October 2012 01:24 (twelve years ago) link

ah, it's been far too long since i've seen a james-to-wade full-court chest pass

all mods con (k3vin k.), Saturday, 27 October 2012 01:39 (twelve years ago) link

davis is pretty incredible

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 27 October 2012 01:45 (twelve years ago) link

wade launching himself into the basket support in a preseason game -_-

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 27 October 2012 01:46 (twelve years ago) link

wade layup miss -> lebron put back miss would make for a good gif

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 27 October 2012 01:48 (twelve years ago) link

darius miller def shouldn't have fallen as far as he did in the second round. same for doron lamb.

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 27 October 2012 01:57 (twelve years ago) link

rivers' finishing is pretty -_-

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 27 October 2012 01:57 (twelve years ago) link

ha, ray working doc's son in the post

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 27 October 2012 01:58 (twelve years ago) link

hmmmmm cole's form looks way better this season...

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 27 October 2012 01:59 (twelve years ago) link

robin lopez kicking lebron in the face in the preseason is such a robin lopez thing to do

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 27 October 2012 01:59 (twelve years ago) link

Rivers broke again.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 27 October 2012 02:01 (twelve years ago) link

Gotta learn how to fall, son.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 27 October 2012 02:02 (twelve years ago) link

From the clip of the prior ankle twist and then this one it's like his shoes are too grippy. Weirdly magnetic attachment to the floor.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 27 October 2012 02:07 (twelve years ago) link

mike miller looks good!

all mods con (k3vin k.), Saturday, 27 October 2012 02:14 (twelve years ago) link

Wasting one of his 6 good games in the pre-season. You're better than that, Mike Miller. You're better than that.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 27 October 2012 02:15 (twelve years ago) link

i wouldn't sweat all that ball handling stuff and how he reacts to traps and stuff... he's still incredibly young and that's stuff that can be taught and that he'll just naturally adjust to as he plays more. he just needs to prove that he can get to the rim (and finish) and shoot a bit.

― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, October 27, 2012 1:17 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What is Rivers good at, at the NBA level?

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 27 October 2012 02:23 (twelve years ago) link

breaking ankles?

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 27 October 2012 02:23 (twelve years ago) link

What is Rivers good at, at the NBA level?

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, October 26, 2012 10:23 PM (36 seconds ago) Bookmark

i think he has the potential to become a jason terry-type player

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 27 October 2012 02:24 (twelve years ago) link

in a weak draft i think he was a definite lottery pick, just a really poor fit for the hornets

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 27 October 2012 02:24 (twelve years ago) link

I really wanted Rivers to be good because his arrogance is hilarious, but he looks like Jimmer all the way

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 27 October 2012 02:24 (twelve years ago) link

ya I mean an undersized unathletic chucker, sure maybe u can become jason terry but prob not

--bob marley (lag∞n), Saturday, 27 October 2012 02:27 (twelve years ago) link

also its funny all the draft coverage was like MOST CONTOVERSAL PLAYER like maybe don't draft the guy half the teams hate

--bob marley (lag∞n), Saturday, 27 October 2012 02:34 (twelve years ago) link

The Suns are definitely the Fantasy Basketball Trash team of the year

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 27 October 2012 03:02 (twelve years ago) link

I drafted Beasley on my non-ilx league simply because someone has to score and super cool could easily average 30 pts on 25 shots.

Clay, Saturday, 27 October 2012 03:04 (twelve years ago) link

surely u meant 50 shots

--bob marley (lag∞n), Saturday, 27 October 2012 03:06 (twelve years ago) link

I meant 250 shots sorry

Clay, Saturday, 27 October 2012 03:08 (twelve years ago) link

what's the deal with Phoenix and lesser brothers? Taylor Griffin, luke zeller, robin lopez, markieff morris (maybe the better morris)

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 27 October 2012 03:10 (twelve years ago) link

kyle irving, chris love, ryan gay

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 27 October 2012 03:17 (twelve years ago) link

Fournier looks great

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 27 October 2012 03:35 (twelve years ago) link

yep

--bob marley (lag∞n), Saturday, 27 October 2012 03:41 (twelve years ago) link

yeah... have to imagine the nuggets only brought him over cuz they knew he could ball

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 27 October 2012 03:42 (twelve years ago) link

Phoenix also had both the Van Arsdale twins for a while, back in the day.

Aimless, Saturday, 27 October 2012 04:08 (twelve years ago) link

@tomhaberstroh Of note: Ray Allen said he taught Norris Cole what plus-minus was last night.

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Saturday, 27 October 2012 18:29 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riw_MBIWLh8

乒乓, Saturday, 27 October 2012 23:07 (twelve years ago) link

alright i bucked up for league pass this year

it's a nice package if anyone's on the fence, you get the broadband and mobile stuff too

questionable motor (agent hibachi), Saturday, 27 October 2012 23:23 (twelve years ago) link

love the way valanciunas responded to that

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 27 October 2012 23:24 (twelve years ago) link

I don't have cable but ponied up for broadband. Thanks to Apple TV I can watch on the tube.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 27 October 2012 23:28 (twelve years ago) link

with my current state of finances i would not be able to afford this now but i convinced my dad to call it an early christmas present, so i'm good. league pass is amazing and worth every dollar fwiw

all mods con (k3vin k.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 00:07 (twelve years ago) link

I need to get that broadband shit set up cuz I'm gonna be travelling a lot

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 28 October 2012 00:17 (twelve years ago) link

awww man it's on xbox but not ps3?

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 28 October 2012 00:18 (twelve years ago) link

can I buy a 50 dollar xbox that just does league pass and maybe virtua tennis

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 28 October 2012 00:19 (twelve years ago) link

Maybe you can find a cheap used Apple TV? They're only $100 new so it could be doable.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 28 October 2012 00:24 (twelve years ago) link

yeah I guess I'll do that

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 28 October 2012 00:24 (twelve years ago) link

It's a pretty snazzy little device. If you have other apple products it's even better, because it can mirror a lot of the ipad apps onto the tv and stream music and movies from networked Macs etc.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 28 October 2012 00:28 (twelve years ago) link

I mostly just have videos of my cats... so that sounds pretty rad

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 28 October 2012 00:30 (twelve years ago) link

league pass broadband imho is a lil disappointing w/o tv cause so many of the good games goto espn et al

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:16 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, but I can catch those at any bar.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:18 (twelve years ago) link

James Harden just got traded to the Rockets

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:44 (twelve years ago) link

@WojYahooNBA: Oklahoma City has traded James Harden to the Houston Rockets, league sources tell Y! Sports.

WHAT!?!?!

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:44 (twelve years ago) link

MOREY!!!!!

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:44 (twelve years ago) link

5 seconds. all it took to be second.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:45 (twelve years ago) link

wuuuuuuuut no

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:45 (twelve years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA
The Rockets send Kevin Martin, Jeremy Lamb and future draft considerations to the Thunder for Harden, sources tell Y! Sports.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:45 (twelve years ago) link

uh

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:46 (twelve years ago) link

whawhawhawhawha

all mods con (k3vin k.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:46 (twelve years ago) link

The Kevin Martin expiring contract actually nets something good? Damn.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:46 (twelve years ago) link

what picks does houston have? i can't even keep straight.

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:46 (twelve years ago) link

holy shit

all mods con (k3vin k.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:46 (twelve years ago) link

Houston has Toronto's weird guaranteed lotto pick

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:47 (twelve years ago) link

RIP the cole aldrich era

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA
Along with All-Star guard James Harden, the Thunder will send Cole Aldridge, Lazr Hayward and Daquan Cook to the Rockets, source tells Y!

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:47 (twelve years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski @WojYahooNBA 34s
Along with All-Star guard James Harden, the Thunder will send Cole Aldridge, Lazr Hayward and Daquan Cook to the Rockets, source tells Y!

all mods con (k3vin k.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:47 (twelve years ago) link

wow... this is unbelievable for the lakers. unreal.

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:48 (twelve years ago) link

i like that morey was able to do this trade and still continue his streak of taking in castaway first round picks

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:48 (twelve years ago) link

I like it for the Thunder long-term tbh

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:49 (twelve years ago) link

yeah the more i think about it, the more i'm into it

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:49 (twelve years ago) link

i have no idea what to think about this

btw lol "all-star" guard james harden

all mods con (k3vin k.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:50 (twelve years ago) link

Considering Harden turned down an extension less than the max they were in a tough spot. Hard to have three max dudes.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:50 (twelve years ago) link

depends on the picks but yeah

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:50 (twelve years ago) link

thunder maybe thinking just wait for the lakers to age out

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:50 (twelve years ago) link

It'll be interesting to see how he does as not just a starter but #1 guy.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:51 (twelve years ago) link

ya and the spurs xp

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:51 (twelve years ago) link

harden & lin being on the floor at the same time = most pick and rolls in nba

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:52 (twelve years ago) link

this is an bad deal for the Rockets if the picks are as massive as Woj is implying

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:52 (twelve years ago) link

ya all those pick the rockets saved up for dwight

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:53 (twelve years ago) link

I mean I think Harden is really overrated, but even if he's properly rated this is a whole heck of a lot to give up

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:53 (twelve years ago) link

i don't know if i like this deal for either side lol

all mods con (k3vin k.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:54 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, have to wonder if morey kinda panicked

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:54 (twelve years ago) link

in what way is harden overrated

all mods con (k3vin k.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:54 (twelve years ago) link

it's definitely an open question as to whether he can be the centerpiece of a contending team IMO

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:55 (twelve years ago) link

Harden sucked in the Finals but they don't get there without him.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:55 (twelve years ago) link

harden's fantastic but it's one thing to use open cap space to sign him to the max. it's another thing to trade a whole host of things AND also sign him to the max.

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:56 (twelve years ago) link

too bad they couldn't have traded Westbrook and kept harden imho

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:57 (twelve years ago) link

he's definitely a max player imo... idk if he's a "ricky williams trade" player

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:57 (twelve years ago) link

They traded stuff they didn't really want and some picks that may or may not be any good. At worst it'll likely turn out like the Pau trade and both teams do okay. Unless he can't be a #1 option and then Houston is fucked.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:58 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think he's a max player in today's environment

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:58 (twelve years ago) link

well that's a big "unless"

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:59 (twelve years ago) link

I don't want to get into a big Harden debate we'll save that one for like the all-star break or something

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:59 (twelve years ago) link

harden doesnt want to be a #1 option which is kinda odd

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 28 October 2012 02:59 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think he's a max player in today's environment

― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, October 27, 2012 10:58 PM (9 seconds ago) Bookmark

oh this isn't true at all! multiple teams offered or were willing to offer max extensions to brook lopez, roy hibbert and eric gordon

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:00 (twelve years ago) link

by today's environment I just mean the new CBA, obvs teams are still super dumb

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:01 (twelve years ago) link

the gordon deal is worse

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:01 (twelve years ago) link

okay so it's not an insane deal. two firsts and a second.

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:02 (twelve years ago) link

the question is imho not what the market is but whether he's one of those borderline max guys who fs yr whole salery situation up, hard to say at this point, if I had to bet id say he was tho

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:03 (twelve years ago) link

like this better for houston now.

essentially traded three mid-lottery picks and a second round pick for harden. entirely defensible imo.

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:03 (twelve years ago) link

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA
Houston sends two 2013 first-round picks (from Dallas and Toronto) to Oklahoma CIty, source tells Y!

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA
Houston also sends a 2013 second-round pick (via Charlotte) to Thunder.

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:03 (twelve years ago) link

either of those could easily end up the #1 pick

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:04 (twelve years ago) link

ugh that second rounder is so nice

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:05 (twelve years ago) link

I think the toronto pick is top 5 protected or something (but also it rolls over if it's not from 6-14)

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:05 (twelve years ago) link

either of those could easily end up the #1 pick

― --bob marley (lag∞n), Saturday, October 27, 2012 11:04 PM (16 seconds ago) Bookmark

and any of us could win the powerball

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:05 (twelve years ago) link

dallas pick heavily protected

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:06 (twelve years ago) link

dirks already scheduled to miss the beginning of the season, take a look at that Dallas team

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:07 (twelve years ago) link

it's top 20 protected forever man

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:07 (twelve years ago) link

but it's protected w/e isn't that Toronto pick the weird reverse protected one

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:08 (twelve years ago) link

yeah it's the "guaranteed lotto pick"

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:08 (twelve years ago) link

unless hollinger is skirting the details here that trade isn't crazily protected

Houston creatively protected the pick on the low side, so that if it's anywhere from 15 to 30 it pushes to the next year

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:08 (twelve years ago) link

harden doesn't have the #1 option mentality

乒乓, Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:08 (twelve years ago) link

oh yah lag00n mentioned that already

乒乓, Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:08 (twelve years ago) link

i mean if toronto gets the 11th pick this year that's essentially OKC's centerpiece for harden

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:09 (twelve years ago) link

q: what does a protected pick mean

乒乓, Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:09 (twelve years ago) link

I guess we found out how much Clay Bennett is willing to spend, huh?

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:09 (twelve years ago) link

harden apparently called the thunder before he was drafted asking them to take him so he wouldn't have to be a #1 somewhere

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:10 (twelve years ago) link

Bruce Arthur ‏@bruce_arthur
Toronto pick is top-14 protected next year, then top-three for two years, top-two for two years, No. 1 for two years.

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:11 (twelve years ago) link

the raptors pick is top 3 and 15-30 protected, so best case is a number 4 pick

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:11 (twelve years ago) link

i mean if toronto gets the 11th pick this year that's essentially OKC's centerpiece for harden

― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, October 27, 2012 11:09 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and if they get the 4 pick then thats the ceterpiece

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:12 (twelve years ago) link

that dude is wrong I think

Traded Kyle Lowry to Raptors for Gary Forbes, 2013 first round pick (protected top 3 and 15-30 in 2013, top 2 and 15-30 in 2014-15, top 1 and 15-30 in 2016-17, unprotected in 2018) (?-?) on 2012-07-11

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:12 (twelve years ago) link

it's a nice pick for sure

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:12 (twelve years ago) link

If he wants to get paid like a max guy he's gonna have to step up. Houston doesn't have to extend him now either; they can match any offer he gets next summer so if he's not a max guy they could catch a break.

I bet they max him out before Nov. 1st though, if just to make him happy.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:13 (twelve years ago) link

Marc Stein ‏@ESPNSteinLine
Sources say Rockets fully intend to sign Harden to contract extension he was seeking from OKC before Wednesday's extension deadline

So yeah, they'll make him happy.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:14 (twelve years ago) link

presti really better have that golden touch with draft picks. no more cole aldriches.

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:14 (twelve years ago) link

harden apparently called the thunder before he was drafted asking them to take him so he wouldn't have to be a #1 somewhere

― --bob marley (lag∞n), Saturday, October 27, 2012 11:10 PM (1 minute ago)

haha wait really

all mods con (k3vin k.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:14 (twelve years ago) link

i feel like if he really didn't have the "no. 1 mentality" that he would've taken whatever OKC's offer was

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:15 (twelve years ago) link

harden apparently called the thunder before he was drafted asking them to take him so he wouldn't have to be a #1 somewhere

― --bob marley (lag∞n), Saturday, October 27, 2012 11:10 PM (1 minute ago)

haha wait really

― all mods con (k3vin k.), Saturday, October 27, 2012 11:14 PM (14 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he sent presti an email telling him that he wanted to play for OKC. i wouldn't extrapolate that out to "harden said he didn't want to be the #1 option"

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:15 (twelve years ago) link

report was $52 million. Max extension is $60 mil.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:16 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i mean the thunder are basically betting on the market overvaluing harden now and hoping their luck will be good with all these picks. martin is a solid player and lamb could be a nice player, but i don't know, this is definitely taking a step back in the short-term. why not max harden and amnesty perk?

all mods con (k3vin k.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:17 (twelve years ago) link

damn, the beard playing hard ball

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:18 (twelve years ago) link

he sent presti an email telling him that he wanted to play for OKC. i wouldn't extrapolate that out to "harden said he didn't want to be the #1 option"

― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Saturday, October 27, 2012 11:15 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is what I heard somewhere I can't remember, it was just like last week, it said he specifically referred to the fact that he wanted to play there because durant was already in place as the top dude and this impressed presti

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:18 (twelve years ago) link

I heard teh #1 option story too

乒乓, Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:19 (twelve years ago) link

It's like Lebron going to Wade's team all over again.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:19 (twelve years ago) link

also stories of his college coach telling him to shoot more and he wasnt that into it

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:20 (twelve years ago) link

or maybe he emailed sam presti and kissed his ass so he wouldn't get drafted by the kings or wolves?

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:20 (twelve years ago) link

Honestly, it means somewhere between fuckall and jackshit 4 years down the line.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:21 (twelve years ago) link

i think the whole "he doesn't want to be a #1" thing is undercut by the fact that he essentially forced his way out of OKC over $1m a year

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:21 (twelve years ago) link

ya I mean who knows what really goes on in the mind of James harden, all know at this point for sure is he def wants as many millions of dollars as he can get

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:22 (twelve years ago) link

as many millions of dollars for being an utter failure in the playoffs

乒乓, Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:22 (twelve years ago) link

He was good until the finals. Really good, even.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:24 (twelve years ago) link

i wonder if OKC really liked lamb coming out of the draft. because those picks are probably gonna be unexceptional.

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:25 (twelve years ago) link

could just be they really werent willing to max him out and this was the best deal they could find

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:26 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Zr7lY4WsFA

rip

Clay, Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:28 (twelve years ago) link

haha so good rip

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:29 (twelve years ago) link

also this is kinda crazy, but props to morey, gotta love his splashing around who-gives-a-fuck get as big a piece as possible style, dude is chaotic evil for sure.

Clay, Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:29 (twelve years ago) link

that's a great commercial!!

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:29 (twelve years ago) link

also another thing to think about is that martin's expiring means that OKC could be a big player at the deadline

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:31 (twelve years ago) link

maybe morey got scared that obama is really going to win

乒乓, Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:31 (twelve years ago) link

ya they could flip the whole package for someone else xp

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:32 (twelve years ago) link

lin-harden is a wacky backcourt

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:32 (twelve years ago) link

i love these posts http://espn.go.com/blog/truehoop/post/_/id/50703/nba-players-react-to-harden-trade

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:32 (twelve years ago) link

Martin is in contract year form tho, he might help them win the title!

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:32 (twelve years ago) link

oh totally, hadn't even crossed my mind he'll be sharing the ball with lin, that's just bizarre XP.

Clay, Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:33 (twelve years ago) link

Malik Allen bringing it lol

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:34 (twelve years ago) link

@carllandry James Harden? Is That Trade Real?

Clay, Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:35 (twelve years ago) link

also tony allen has either

a. doesn't know that james harden is not "james harding"
b. has never texted the word "harden"
c. doesn't use autocorrect

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:35 (twelve years ago) link

did dwight getting traded to the lakers mean that presti was unwilling to amnesty perk?

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:40 (twelve years ago) link

I'm sticking with "cheap owner." Cheap owners don't like paying a guy not to play.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:43 (twelve years ago) link

word, especially a black guy

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:44 (twelve years ago) link

C'mon now. The owners are swine but they aren't Donald Sterling.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:45 (twelve years ago) link

i'll believe clay bennett is a secret racist until proven otherwise

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:46 (twelve years ago) link

its a perfectly reasonable assumption imho

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:46 (twelve years ago) link

hollinger has been silent so far... either he's furiously banging out a column OR he's drunk off his ass at a halloween party in portland

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:46 (twelve years ago) link

he can't write about it until Broussard hears from his "sources"

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:47 (twelve years ago) link

haha broussard tweeted already AND made sure to cite woj

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:49 (twelve years ago) link

I totally forgot they gave Ibaka big bucks already too. The starting lineup for OKC is getting serious cash.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:50 (twelve years ago) link

i bet durant actually cried

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:52 (twelve years ago) link

^ was going to make this joke and then ended up sort of feeling bad for KD when I really visualized it

Clay, Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:59 (twelve years ago) link

Kevin Durant ‏@KDTrey5
Wow

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 03:59 (twelve years ago) link

aw

all mods con (k3vin k.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 04:00 (twelve years ago) link

think okc made a mistake tbh, u don't break up tht kind of chemistry imo

i've grown accustomed to her face tat (m bison), Sunday, 28 October 2012 04:01 (twelve years ago) link

agree

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 28 October 2012 04:34 (twelve years ago) link

John Hollinger ‏@johnhollinger
What comes around goes around: 2nd rounder OKC got was one they originally had to give Boston to compensate for Jeff Green heart ailment.

THIS is all you have to say for yrself

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 28 October 2012 04:39 (twelve years ago) link

@teamziller: The difference between a 5-year max in HOU and Presti's last offer is $24 million and one season of work, per @JonesOnTheNBA. Lotta scratch.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 28 October 2012 05:02 (twelve years ago) link

word

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 05:05 (twelve years ago) link

@johnhollinger holy sweet Jesus. The Harden trade story has more than 5,000 comments already.

ppl all riled up abt the beard

Clay, Sunday, 28 October 2012 05:27 (twelve years ago) link

John Hollinger ‏@johnhollinger
Just realized that OKC arguably got more for Harden than Magic did for Dwight.

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 05:27 (twelve years ago) link

i don't think that's really arguable, it seems pretty clear.

Clay, Sunday, 28 October 2012 05:28 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i'd agree

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 05:29 (twelve years ago) link

if you ask me they got more than the Hornets got for Paul

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 28 October 2012 05:33 (twelve years ago) link

hollinger

I gotta admit, I hadn't seen this endgame coming.

I thought if the Oklahoma City Thunder couldn't agree to a below-market extension with James Harden, they'd do one of three things:

(1) They'd re-sign him for the max after the season and amnesty Kendrick Perkins, or (2) They'd re-sign him for the max after the season and trade Russell Westbrook, or (3) They'd sign-and-trade him after the season.

Why that? Because all those avenues had the benefit of giving the Thunder another year of contending for a title with their star trio of Harden, Westbrook and Kevin Durant.

Instead, they opted to pull the plug now. Oklahoma City traded Harden to Houston Saturday night, along with Cole Aldrich, Daequan Cook and Lazar Hayward, in return for Kevin Martin, Jeremy Lamb, two first-round picks (including a juicy, likely lottery pick from Toronto) and a 2013 second-rounder from Charlotte that will likely be 31st or 32nd.

Obviously, it's a great haul for OKC. Equally obviously, it probably makes the Thunder take a step back in their quest to win the title this year. I don't think this was necessarily a bad move, but it does leave us burning the midnight oil with a lot of questions in mind.

Let's get to them:

Why not the max?
The Thunder reportedly would not offer Harden a max contract. But OKC and Harden ended up only about $8 million apart over the four years of a potential contract extension -- chump change in the grand scheme of this league's payrolls, especially for title contenders. While that amount could have trebled depending on their luxury tax situation, the obvious remedy of using the amnesty on Perkins was available next summer to limit the hit.

The bigger issue may simply have been how badly a max contract would have tied the Thunder's hands in other respects. They could have done triage to minimize the cap impact, but they were basically never going to be able to add players for more than the veteran's minimum going forward and they were going to be drafting in the high 20s every year. Their eventual roster would have been possibly even more top-heavy than Miami's or the Lakers'. And once you factor in paying Perkins to play for another team, it wouldn't have been an inexpensive proposition either.

Why Harden and not Ibaka?
The fact Harden didn't get a max extension stands out against the fact that Serge Ibaka got a four-year, $51 million deal weeks earlier. But this comes down to trade value and position.

First: position. The Thunder already have a dominant wing player in Kevin Durant, and in the long term Oklahoma City probably preferred to pair him with a defense-and-3s type like, say, Jeremy Lamb, than with another scorer. As we saw in the Finals last year, Harden can't match up against elite wing players, and if you're going to line up Westbrook-Harden-Durant on the perimeter, somebody has to.

And then there's trade value. If you were going to trade one of Harden or Ibaka, Harden would get a much greater haul.

Why Harden and not Westbrook?
This is a deeper question. Point guard is an easy position to fill cheaply, and plus-minus aficionados would argue Harden is the more valuable of the two players. Harden would also be less expensive -- by a lot this year, and by a little in the following seasons, but always less.

Inevitably, however, the wing-wing issue comes up again with Harden and Durant. It's one thing to play that way with LeBron James and Dwyane Wade, both of whom are capable of shut-down defense. But for the Thunder a wing stopper who can make 3s -- again, like Lamb -- was a better fit long-term. (Not a better player, mind you. But a better fit.) And now they've re-set the clock at this position by having Lamb for four years on a rookie contract.

Is this another loss for small-market teams?
It is, in the sense that New York or Los Angeles would have maxed Harden without batting an eyelash. On the other hand, for half the league's teams (at least), this would have been an extremely difficult proposition.

News flash: Nobody has three max-type contracts except the Lakers and Heat. Entering today, nobody had four players making more than $12 million a season except Brooklyn, which will be funding operating budgets for 29 other teams with its tax payments in 2014-15. Ironically, the Thunder temporarily join the Nets on that short list as a result of this deal -- Martin's expiring deal is worth $12.9 million.

In other words, payrolls like the one the Thunder were setting up are huge exceptions, rather than the rule, and it requires almost perfect cap management in other respects to execute. The Thunder made one bad mistake, the Perkins extension, and it bit them here. If Perkins wasn't on their books it would have been easier to justify going somewhat into the tax in 2013-14 and maybe even paying a repeater penalty in 2014-15.

The bigger issue about the new CBA, however, is that it hammered the Thunder in a completely different way by not allowing them to offer one more year in an extension -- a fifth year instead of just four -- unless they rolled out the max. That used to be the trump card small-market teams had available, but in an effort to get shorter contracts the owners threw out the baby with the bathwater. Similar rules apply to regular extensions, which means that Kevin Durant, for instance, will almost certainly be an unrestricted free agent in 2015 regardless of how the Thunder woo him.

That's the real way the CBA screwed the Thunder (and secondarily, by giving Durant a $3 million after-the-fact raise via the "Rose rule" that just happens to be the exact amount they were apart on a deal with Harden). It's now much harder to lock down talent long-term, no matter how badly you want to. The league did it to protect owners from themselves, but they took away the small market's best ally in the process.

How does it look now for OKC?
Cap-wise, they can breathe again. The Thunder now have a $65 million payroll the next two seasons, putting them well under the luxury tax. If they let Eric Maynor walk and commit to Reggie Jackson as the backup point guard, they'll be able to use some of their midlevel exception and still stay under the tax, and are likely to have a first-round pick from Toronto in the 10-to-12 range. The other picks have a bit of value too -- a top-20 protected first from Dallas that they may not see for a while, and a 2013 second-rounder from Charlotte. (None of the picks were Houston's originally, so the Rockets' eventual record has no impact on the value of the draft choices.)

If the Thunder wanted to be more aggressive, they could amnesty Perkins, sign-and-trade Maynor for a backup wing player, use their full midlevel and biannual exceptions on frontcourt help and still stay under the tax. While this would be more expensive overall, they would avoid the tax man and end up with a better team.

The big-picture takeaway is that the Thunder have options again. If they had stuck with the big-4 strategy and paid Durant, Westbrook, Ibaka and Harden, they were going to be increasingly constrained by the tax rules and their late draft position.

They won't be able to fill those spots with anybody as good as James Harden, but they may get a better fit in Lamb, and if they can get 3-4 decent supporting players to replace the Derek Fishers and Daequan Cooks of a year ago, it's possible they come out even or ahead on the bargain.

Nonetheless, this was a trade made with a gun to their head, and it's tough to win those. The Thunder did about as well as they could to come away with a prospect at a need position, a one-year rental of a deadly scorer, two firsts and a high second. I'll have more on their short-term prospects by Monday, but if you were going to trade James Harden, this was the deal to make.

How does it look now for Houston?
Did I mention there was another team in this trade? The Rockets are looking good. Reeeeal good. They gave up some choice assets they'd accumulated to make a deal just like this one, and in return they finally have a go-to star on the wings. Harden will have a max extension faster than you can say "beard," and Rockets GM Daryl Morey can finally move forward with the post-Yao strategy he's been working so hard to initiate.

And here's the really scary part: Did you know that Houston still has max cap room next year, even after giving a max deal to Harden? You don't think the Rockets might be an attractive destination with a Harden-Lin backcourt and all those kids (Terrence Jones, Donatas Motiejunas, Royce White, Patrick Patterson, Chandler Parsons)? Yowza.

Obviously a lot of this depends on some unknowns -- how good Harden can be as The Man in Houston, how well Jeremy Lin will play, and how good those other young Rockets really are. I'll have more by Monday on what this means for Houston's prospects this season. But long-term, you have to love the concept of a slashing, creating Lin-Harden backcourt, Omer And the Random Young Power Forwards playing behind them, and max cap space lingering for a run at an elite forward.

One thing Houston will have to do in the short term is cut a few people, as its roster still has roughly 85 players and has to be down to 15 by Wednesday. It's possible at least one of Aldrich, Hayward and Cook will be part of the cull, but no matter. Harden was the prize they'd been hunting all summer, and they finally got it.

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 05:47 (twelve years ago) link

ha I was just going to ask u to post that for us cheapo non-insiders.

Clay, Sunday, 28 October 2012 05:48 (twelve years ago) link

i wonder how quickly this had to happen w/o it leaking out that the thunder were shopping him

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 06:21 (twelve years ago) link

i like hollinger's take... it will be interesting to see what the rockets do w/ their cap space.

i think his characterization of the trade as the thunder allowing themselves to have options is an interesting, prob astute one

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 06:32 (twelve years ago) link

i'm starting to think that deron williams is a huge idiot http://espn.go.com/new-york/nba/story/_/id/8561990/deron-williams-says-raymond-felton-better-point-guard-jeremy-lin

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 06:38 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/WdLre.jpg

乒乓, Sunday, 28 October 2012 13:19 (twelve years ago) link

that hoop is like 7 ft off the ground

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 13:45 (twelve years ago) link

kinda sad abt the thunder, that group needed to have one more run imo

call all destroyer, Sunday, 28 October 2012 13:59 (twelve years ago) link

i guess this is what happens when you pay your 4th and 5th best player before you pay your 3rd best player

call all destroyer, Sunday, 28 October 2012 14:00 (twelve years ago) link

I like how Hollinger is calling Lamb a lockdown defender without him having played a minute of real NBA time. Those 15 minutes a game of preseason really cemented him as a 3-point ace, too.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 28 October 2012 14:31 (twelve years ago) link

lamb being a lockdown defender would be more exciting if lamb and kevin martin were one guy

call all destroyer, Sunday, 28 October 2012 14:40 (twelve years ago) link

Point guard is an easy position to fill cheaply

psh

all mods con (k3vin k.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 14:48 (twelve years ago) link

hardens D-eficiencies excellent point by hollinger

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 28 October 2012 14:55 (twelve years ago) link

they were such a lovable bunch tho

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 28 October 2012 14:55 (twelve years ago) link

yeah. i think your (or jordan's) point about the thunder just waiting the lakers out is otm too, because they aren't winning this year now

all mods con (k3vin k.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 14:56 (twelve years ago) link

that no fifth year unless its the max rule is garbage, i mean its intended to protect the owners... unless theyre giving out the biggest contracts of all, ridiculous

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 28 October 2012 14:59 (twelve years ago) link

wouldve been better if they couldve just had 3yrs be the limit w/an extra year option for the home team, but im sure the players werent going for that

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 28 October 2012 15:00 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, players weren't going to give up both money and years.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 28 October 2012 15:01 (twelve years ago) link

yeah. i think your (or jordan's) point about the thunder just waiting the lakers out is otm too, because they aren't winning this year now

― all mods con (k3vin k.), Sunday, October 28, 2012 10:56 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

occurs to me this even works somewhat for the heat, like youre not gonna see a massive drop off anytime soon but wade for one is prob already declining

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 28 October 2012 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

tough to say w/ wade, he was the best player in the league for like the month of feburary last season, he was just hurt in the playoffs

all mods con (k3vin k.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 15:07 (twelve years ago) link

he is getting lolold tho

all mods con (k3vin k.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 15:07 (twelve years ago) link

ya just thinking w/his injury history/style of play he is a candidate for early decline

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 28 October 2012 15:07 (twelve years ago) link

tho i guess hes 30 thats not even early to start being not quite as good

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 28 October 2012 15:08 (twelve years ago) link

relies on athleticism, oft injured, not great size, not a great shooter

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 28 October 2012 15:09 (twelve years ago) link

pretty heavy for his size

乒乓, Sunday, 28 October 2012 15:10 (twelve years ago) link

er height

乒乓, Sunday, 28 October 2012 15:10 (twelve years ago) link

yeah w/ pure fukkin muscle

all mods con (k3vin k.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

i guess hes obvs already not as good as he once was, shouldve had the mvp in when was that 07

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 28 October 2012 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

yeah w/ pure fukkin muscle

― all mods con (k3vin k.), Sunday, October 28, 2012 11:11 AM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark

sure but makes me worried about his ~joints~

乒乓, Sunday, 28 October 2012 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

lmao duncan as the punisher what a nerd

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 28 October 2012 15:13 (twelve years ago) link

Duncan has that Punisher knee brace; he's a big Frank Castle stan.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 28 October 2012 15:15 (twelve years ago) link

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/928712/Tim-Duncan-Punisher.jpg

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 28 October 2012 15:16 (twelve years ago) link

haah

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 28 October 2012 15:16 (twelve years ago) link

wade has looked incredible in the preseason btw

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 15:47 (twelve years ago) link

it will be interesting imo to see if wade can adjust his style of play as he ages and if he heat begin to further tailor their offense around bron in the post + bosh spreading floor

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 15:48 (twelve years ago) link

I like how Hollinger is calling Lamb a lockdown defender without him having played a minute of real NBA time. Those 15 minutes a game of preseason really cemented him as a 3-point ace, too.

― EZ Snappin, Sunday, October 28, 2012 10:31 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

i think this is all projection btw. i don't think he was saying that lamb is going to be a lockdown defender this season.

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 15:48 (twelve years ago) link

But he doesn't say that. He calls him a wing stopper/defender and 3-point shooter multiple times. If he had said "projected/expected/hopefully/could develop into" I'd be fine. He states it as fact which made me roll my eyes.

Plus, isn't that Thabo's roll? They aren't going to put him out there in crunchtime over Thabo for years, if ever. Thabo shot over 40% from 3 and can defend either wing position without too much difficulty.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 28 October 2012 15:55 (twelve years ago) link

the thing with wade is although he's not like, kobe or joe johnson tall, he's a huge, extremely strong human being and is great on the block. this part of his game will serve him well as he ages

all mods con (k3vin k.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 15:59 (twelve years ago) link

Wade will have to get crafty like Paul Pierce, but like Paul he should be able to find a way to exploit his strength while expanding his shooting range.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 28 October 2012 16:02 (twelve years ago) link

pierce had an old man game his whole life is basically the secret to his longevity

--bob marley (lag∞n), Sunday, 28 October 2012 16:05 (twelve years ago) link

He used to be much more explosive on his drives. Always had the weirdly unorthodox quickness where he looked slow as hell, but was much more reckless with his body as a younger dude.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 28 October 2012 16:07 (twelve years ago) link

i think all those parts about jeremy lamb were implied, but okay

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 16:42 (twelve years ago) link

oh jesus, james harden got traded!

moullet, Sunday, 28 October 2012 17:08 (twelve years ago) link

wait, what?

all mods con (k3vin k.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 17:45 (twelve years ago) link

hey presti: harden > collinson > ibaka

moullet, Sunday, 28 October 2012 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

I think we've already seen the best that Harden has to offer. He will slowly evolve the tricks of a wily veteran, but his skills development has reached a ceiling. So, how much you lust after him as a GM depends on how you evaluate his current skills. I think he's good, but more like a top 15% player, not a top 5%.

Then again, look at what Portland chose to pay Nic Batum.

Aimless, Sunday, 28 October 2012 18:02 (twelve years ago) link

you think harden has hit his ceiling at age 23?

call all destroyer, Sunday, 28 October 2012 18:06 (twelve years ago) link

fwiw i dont think houston thinks of harden as the eventual #1, they have another max contract to give out. he's a lure.

ryan, Sunday, 28 October 2012 18:20 (twelve years ago) link

that's definitely possible, though they've struck out a few times already now

all mods con (k3vin k.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 18:29 (twelve years ago) link

who? josh smith? milsap? al jefferson? david west? dwight ? lol

moullet, Sunday, 28 October 2012 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

you think harden has hit his ceiling at age 23?

In a nutshell, yes.

Harden was a quick leaner and developed very rapidly. This season (or the next, or one after that) I don't think Harden is going to shoot for a much better percentage, or acquire new offensive moves that make him harder to stop, or develop sharper ball handling ability, or push his rebounding numbers higher. If he does, I think the improvements will be more marginal than signifigant. I expect he will stay about where he is in productivity for the next four or five years. He'll mature his game slowly, over time, but not make any big strides past where he is now.

This is opinion, obv, and certainly no one else has to agree with it. Just how I read Harden's game atm.

Aimless, Sunday, 28 October 2012 18:34 (twelve years ago) link

he could become a much better player by remaining roughly as efficient but shooting a lot more. dude took 10 shots a game last year

all mods con (k3vin k.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 18:36 (twelve years ago) link

A quick learner who stops learning at 23. Okay.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 28 October 2012 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

houston could try for lamarcus @ trade deadline, woooow!!!

moullet, Sunday, 28 October 2012 19:03 (twelve years ago) link

I really liked this analysis:
http://www.red94.net/enter-beard-thoughts-houston-rockets-stunning-acquisition-guard-james-harden-2/10183/

In any case, this has actually made me excited and curious about the Rockets this year. I was even considering not really paying much attention this year, since dismal "rebuilding" seasons are just hard for me to watch.

ryan, Sunday, 28 October 2012 19:06 (twelve years ago) link

There's only so much you can learn about how to adapt your game to the NBA before you've picked up the all the really big lessons and are down to small adjustments. You can't learn to be taller or quicker or have better eyesight, and your body type will limit the amount of body adaptation you can pursue before you've adapted it away from your core game.

Aimless, Sunday, 28 October 2012 19:11 (twelve years ago) link

That's a good piece, ryan. Thanks.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 28 October 2012 19:13 (twelve years ago) link

nice read, ryan! thx

----

johnhollinger John Hollinger
Rivers ... is ... KILLING .... me.

moullet, Sunday, 28 October 2012 19:17 (twelve years ago) link

from hollings teams profiles:

Traded Kyle Lowry to Toronto for Gary Forbes and a future first-round pick: Lowry had a breakout year in Houston and has one of the league's most cap-friendly contracts, so the Rockets decided to sell high and get a likely future lottery pick. Houston creatively protected the pick on the low side, so that if it's anywhere from 15 to 30 it pushes to the next year -- the first time we've seen a team do this. In doing so, the Rockets basically guarantee themselves a lottery pick from Toronto at some point in the next half-decade. This pick is likely to be the centerpiece of any potential trade Houston puts together for its elusive superstar, although the Raptors are likely to be juuuust good enough that it lands around 10th in 2013.

moullet, Sunday, 28 October 2012 19:22 (twelve years ago) link

johnhollinger John Hollinger
Rivers ... is ... KILLING .... me.

― moullet, Sunday, October 28, 2012 3:17 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

lag∞n, Sunday, 28 October 2012 19:47 (twelve years ago) link

presti in five years

Robert Sarver addresses trade rumors and reports of Terry Porter's dismissal along with his biggest regret related to not resign Joe Johnson.

moullet, Sunday, 28 October 2012 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

philip rivers?

turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 28 October 2012 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

A quick learner who stops learning at 23. Okay.

NBA history is littered with scoring phenoms who peter out after a few years. Think this is a good move for OKC.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 28 October 2012 20:53 (twelve years ago) link

trouble is wade's jumper is kinda broken?

乒乓, Sunday, 28 October 2012 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

i don't wade is shooting any worse than he ever has

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

NBA history is littered with scoring phenoms who peter out after a few years. Think this is a good move for OKC.

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, October 28, 2012 4:53 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is an argument based on nothing

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 22:03 (twelve years ago) link

oh I meant in terms of transitioning to an old man game

乒乓, Sunday, 28 October 2012 22:03 (twelve years ago) link

well kevin is right that he's really advanced in the post for a small guard which will def help him as age changes his game

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 October 2012 22:04 (twelve years ago) link

harden isnt a scorer really, he has a super well rounded offensive game

lag∞n, Sunday, 28 October 2012 22:31 (twelve years ago) link

also he has swag which cannot be accounted for by stats

i've grown accustomed to her face tat (m bison), Sunday, 28 October 2012 22:40 (twelve years ago) link

SWAG PER THROUGH THE ROOF

乒乓, Sunday, 28 October 2012 22:49 (twelve years ago) link

happy ballers' eve y'all, time to get that reg season thread goin

Clay, Monday, 29 October 2012 09:44 (twelve years ago) link

Oh my god - it looks like Eddy Curry is going to start at Center for the Mavs against the Lakers. Kamen unlikely ready to go.

No Kamen and no Dirk against this Laker team? Oy.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 29 October 2012 12:36 (twelve years ago) link

i think harden is a top 4/5 sg right now.

even if he doesnt get better (which i doubt), after kobe retires, woth wade declining, he will be the best 2 in nba

moullet, Monday, 29 October 2012 14:40 (twelve years ago) link

yeah he's the third or 4th best, depending on manu's health

all mods con (k3vin k.), Monday, 29 October 2012 14:44 (twelve years ago) link

How do K Marts numbers stack up to Hardens?

Luchinski pourin' from the sky, let's get rich (what) (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Monday, 29 October 2012 14:51 (twelve years ago) link

martin's a solid player on the decline, obviously not on harden's level, but the fit is what i think is even the bigger issue - harden could run the point when westbrook was on the bench and make plays in ways that martin can't

all mods con (k3vin k.), Monday, 29 October 2012 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah on plenty of nights Harden was their best decision maker.

Luchinski pourin' from the sky, let's get rich (what) (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Monday, 29 October 2012 15:07 (twelve years ago) link

they have maynor back to run the second unit tho so harden won't be missed that much in that regard

martin is okay but he's also used to being a dominant scorer & is totally horrendous at defense

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Monday, 29 October 2012 15:09 (twelve years ago) link

maynor is a bit of a dropoff from harden. agreed about the rest

all mods con (k3vin k.), Monday, 29 October 2012 15:12 (twelve years ago) link

Should be interesting to see how they play together and how Harden leaving plays into the teams chemistry or lack of.

Luchinski pourin' from the sky, let's get rich (what) (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Monday, 29 October 2012 15:19 (twelve years ago) link

this is an argument based on nothing

i wasn't even making an argument tho? calm down

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 29 October 2012 19:19 (twelve years ago) link

i have a ~feeling~ Harden isn't worth a max deal. sorry, no stats to back that up!

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 29 October 2012 19:20 (twelve years ago) link

okc will pay this year:

Kevin Martin 12,439,675
Jeremy Lamb 2,020,200

they could pay this year:

James Harden 5,820,417

& trade harden next season. his value would be down (deron/nets trade; dwight/lakers) but c'mon ... at least 2 first picks for Harden

moullet, Monday, 29 October 2012 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

wtf

@MarkDeeksNBA Cavs cut Michael Eric despite him having $300,000 of $473,604 guaranteed.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 29 October 2012 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

wait OKC did get 2 1st picks right??

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 29 October 2012 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

yes, but one is useless, the other is a good one. im guessing they get lamb + 2 picks because theyre selling high

moullet, Monday, 29 October 2012 19:52 (twelve years ago) link

man utah need to trade their bigs, wonder if houston would bite

moullet, Monday, 29 October 2012 19:57 (twelve years ago) link

i have a ~feeling~ Harden isn't worth a max deal. sorry, no stats to back that up!

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, October 29, 2012 3:20 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark

cool

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Monday, 29 October 2012 19:58 (twelve years ago) link

they could pay this year:

James Harden 5,820,417

& trade harden next season. his value would be down (deron/nets trade; dwight/lakers) but c'mon ... at least 2 first picks for Harden

― moullet, Monday, October 29, 2012 3:37 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

prob didnt want to go through an entire season of melo/dwight style drama, and for that i and nba fans everywhere thank them

lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2012 20:01 (twelve years ago) link

I think it was Keven Love on a Simmons podcast saying Harden was the most impressive, most dominant player in all the scrimmages during the lockout. I'm sure I'm biased by how he performed in the Finals, but that's the kinda guy he strikes me as: no stakes, no TV cameras, he can be star of the show; otherwise, he doesn't have enough alpha male in him to be The Guy. I'd love to be proven wrong though.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 29 October 2012 20:08 (twelve years ago) link

also contributing to bias: the beard, the kinda goofy body type.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 29 October 2012 20:09 (twelve years ago) link

His body looks right now, it was weird coming out of college though.

Luchinski pourin' from the sky, let's get rich (what) (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Monday, 29 October 2012 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

i still picture him as bird-chested. last great bird-chester: bernard king?

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 29 October 2012 20:11 (twelve years ago) link

Jonathan Feigen ‏@Jonathan_Feigen
Harden: 'We can grow here and be something really special.' He said KD was still in shock, still 'upset.'

Speaking of team building, Morey cited max cap room, city, young talent, but said Harden 'changes the whole dynamic. '

Morey called Harden 'an elite offensive player' and still underrated.

moullet, Monday, 29 October 2012 20:12 (twelve years ago) link

harden and lin are a strange combo, they are v... similar

lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2012 20:14 (twelve years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A6ZUxFfCUAIHW7C.jpg

ha!

moullet, Monday, 29 October 2012 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

ballers with each other

lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2012 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

man utah need to trade their bigs, wonder if houston would bite

― moullet, Monday, October 29, 2012 7:57 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Houston has too many bigs as well!

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 29 October 2012 20:48 (twelve years ago) link

martin's a solid player on the decline, obviously not on harden's level, but the fit is what i think is even the bigger issue - harden could run the point when westbrook was on the bench and make plays in ways that martin can't

― all mods con (k3vin k.), Monday, October 29, 2012 3:04 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

but the fact that you had to put Harden in the second unit for him to show off those skills is part of why it wasn't a perfect fit. Martin will be able to play off the ball and allow Westbrook to hog it.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 29 October 2012 20:50 (twelve years ago) link

right but that doesn't make them better off. you'd rather have talent over fit

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Monday, 29 October 2012 21:27 (twelve years ago) link

but theoretically if lamb works out and they hit on the raptors pick they could still have both

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Monday, 29 October 2012 21:28 (twelve years ago) link

man the only thing that could make this frankenstorm better would be nba to watch 2night

乒乓, Monday, 29 October 2012 21:29 (twelve years ago) link

but that's the kinda guy he strikes me as: no stakes, no TV cameras, he can be star of the show; otherwise, he doesn't have enough alpha male in him to be The Guy.

this is just utter nonsense. the guy has been in the league for three years and had to share the ball with two of the top 15 players in the NBA. i have no idea if james harden is gonna turn out to be The Guy but saying he's not based on three poor finals game and a quote from kevin love is idiocy.

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Monday, 29 October 2012 21:31 (twelve years ago) link

No, you thinking I'm saying anything other than my opinion, my hunch, that's idiocy.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 29 October 2012 21:39 (twelve years ago) link

Didn't I already tell you to calm down?

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 29 October 2012 21:39 (twelve years ago) link

what's exactly the point of having an opinion if it's based on nothing

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Monday, 29 October 2012 21:41 (twelve years ago) link

talent over fit, yeah I don't think so. Basketball scores are not a function of adding up one team's talent vs other's. there's 1 basketball to go around. Durant and Westbrook can barely work out how to distribute it, why would you waste so much of your salary cap on another guy who needs the ball so much in order to be effective?

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 29 October 2012 21:42 (twelve years ago) link

the bacteria in Granny's intestines have inside information informing his gut feeling.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 29 October 2012 21:42 (twelve years ago) link

it's based on 28 yrs of watching pro ball. do you mean what's the point of having an opinion unless you can get into arguments w/dudes on the internet and "win"? dunno bro.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 29 October 2012 21:43 (twelve years ago) link

talent over fit, yeah I don't think so. Basketball scores are not a function of adding up one team's talent vs other's. there's 1 basketball to go around. Durant and Westbrook can barely work out how to distribute it, why would you waste so much of your salary cap on another guy who needs the ball so much in order to be effective?

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, October 29, 2012 5:42 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

the idea that they didn't "fit"is a fallacy anyway. that team was completely deadly when all three were on the floor... the heat exposed them defensively but basically no one can guard the heat except maybe boston so whatever.

i don't even necessarily disagree w/ the idea of trading him but it's far from certain that they're going to be better off even if they get players who are better "fit" better

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Monday, 29 October 2012 21:48 (twelve years ago) link

actually i think trading him was entirely defensible if not logical if the owners weren't willing to go into the tax for a few years but whatever

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Monday, 29 October 2012 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

pro tip: everything is far from certain in basketball

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 29 October 2012 21:50 (twelve years ago) link

man the only thing that could make this frankenstorm better would be nba to watch 2night

― 乒乓, Monday, October 29, 2012 5:29 PM (26 minutes ago)

this!

all mods con (k3vin k.), Monday, 29 October 2012 21:57 (twelve years ago) link

the idea that they didn't "fit"is a fallacy anyway. that team was completely deadly when all three were on the floor

then why didn't he start? honestly don't know, didn't watch them more than a handful of times during reg season.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:00 (twelve years ago) link

there is a truism in basketball that says that it doesn't matter who starts, but who finishes. harden finished.

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

yes I know but why didn't he start is the question I asked

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

cause last I checked you could do both

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

yeah he probably should have started, lots of people were saying that. didn't really make too much sense. scotty brooks probably shouldn't have given perkins all the minutes he did either. why did he? idk

all mods con (k3vin k.), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:09 (twelve years ago) link

exactly

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:09 (twelve years ago) link

its because hes a bad coach

lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2012 22:10 (twelve years ago) link

that's the best reason y'all can come up with?

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:12 (twelve years ago) link

thats totally the reason!

lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2012 22:12 (twelve years ago) link

Manu rarely starts in San Antonio. He must be shit.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 29 October 2012 22:13 (twelve years ago) link

Manu doesnt start because he's made of glass

lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2012 22:14 (twelve years ago) link

shit glass, according to Granny's gut.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 29 October 2012 22:15 (twelve years ago) link

i'm sure brooks probably thought it would be smart to play perkins all those minutes because he's a "true center" and you need a true center out there!! and it was also probably a smart idea in his head to give perkins the ball inside the first play of every half to "set the tone", even though the play almost always ended up being wasted. coaches do all sorts of dumb shit based on instinct and their gut

as for why didn't harden start? who knows man, it doesn't really make sense. the thunder were a better team with him on the court, so he probably should have played more minutes than he did

all mods con (k3vin k.), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:16 (twelve years ago) link

i watched them a bunch of times in the regular season btw ;)

all mods con (k3vin k.), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:16 (twelve years ago) link

Manu rarely starts in San Antonio. He must be shit.

Never said Harden is shit because he doens't start. I wanted some bullshit bad coach reasons for it, good lord

xp see like kev did there!

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:18 (twelve years ago) link

funnily enough, Harden's individual production was better without KD or Westbrook on the floor. That may have had something to do with it.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 29 October 2012 22:20 (twelve years ago) link

there's obvious counterarguments (he's playing against second units etc.)

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 29 October 2012 22:20 (twelve years ago) link

harden himself was a much better player with one of those two on the bench, true, but that doesn't mean he couldn't have started and brooks couldn't have staggered their minutes differently. spoelstra learned how to do this pretty well

all mods con (k3vin k.), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:22 (twelve years ago) link

I dunno, seems like the easiest solution is just to make him the 6th man

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 29 October 2012 22:24 (twelve years ago) link

he didn't play enough regardless

lag∞n, Monday, 29 October 2012 22:25 (twelve years ago) link

I'm a huge Manu fan...but I wouldn't give him a max deal either, even if he were 23

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

that's nuts

all mods con (k3vin k.), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:34 (twelve years ago) link

hey man i earned this $

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:35 (twelve years ago) link

that's nuts. again, NBA teams are signing guys like brook lopez, roy hibbert and eric gordon to max deals. harden's max makes total sense especially for any team that isn't the knicks/bulls/heat/lakers/nets

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:38 (twelve years ago) link

the system is nuts then. i'm operating under "joe johnson gets max deal lol" rules. a team can afford 3ish max deals?

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:43 (twelve years ago) link

2ish without horrible cap problems.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 29 October 2012 22:43 (twelve years ago) link

i'm not saying that the thunder should've signed to harden to the max... maybe they should have, idk. it's debatable definitely. but he's definitely a max-level player.

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:44 (twelve years ago) link

i agree that the maxes from this offseason don't make sense either but that's the market

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:44 (twelve years ago) link

Joe Johnson got a super robusto old-CBA 3rd-contract max deal. Which is a different beast.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 29 October 2012 22:45 (twelve years ago) link

I guess Harden could be one of a good team's 2 best players. But OKC already has 2 players better than him, plus gave near max to Ibaka right?

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:46 (twelve years ago) link

I'm a huge Manu fan...but I wouldn't give him a max deal either, even if he were 23

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, October 29, 2012 3:33 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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Luchinski pourin' from the sky, let's get rich (what) (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:48 (twelve years ago) link

i'm not a computer whiz but don't think it works like that

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 29 October 2012 22:53 (twelve years ago) link

feel like you're resigning yourself to never winning titles if you give a max deal to someone other than perennial all star. i get why teams would give them to the brook lopez's, roy hibbert's, and james harden's of the world, but it's kinda depressing.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 29 October 2012 23:23 (twelve years ago) link

they give them to them because if they don't someone else will. and i shouldn't have to say this, but harden is a much better player than either of those guys

all mods con (k3vin k.), Monday, 29 October 2012 23:24 (twelve years ago) link

I know and that's depressing

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 29 October 2012 23:27 (twelve years ago) link

You're basically saying "there will only be 1 other player on our team as good as or better than *gulp* this guy here"

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 29 October 2012 23:28 (twelve years ago) link

Shortly before the draft, Harden sent Presti an e-mail explaining why he thought he belonged in Oklahoma City. "He made it clear that he understood the ethos of the organization," Presti says. "He understood the dynamic of our team, that it wasn't going to be a typical situation for someone drafted that high. Instead of being worried about it, he was motivated by it."2

Yes, Harden wanted to win. Yes, he wanted the chance to play alongside Durant and Westbrook, both of whom he had met and grown friendly with on the AAU circuit. And yes, he liked the culture of the franchise. But as much as anything, he wanted validation of his ability.

"The bottom line in that situation is that he's 19 years old and he's about to be a lottery pick," Pera says, "and he wants to go as high as he can go. He was happy to go no. 3, but if he could have gone no. 2 or no. 1 — even better."3

The Thunder have been fetishized as selfless and pure, all sacrificing their own glory for the sake of the team. And that narrative rings largely true. But we can dispense with the notion that any great player — Harden in particular — is bereft of individual ambition.

"It's about winning first," Harden says at the gym in Santa Monica, "but I want to be an All-Star, All-NBA, get individual awards. I know all that takes hard work and dedication, but yeah, I want that. Of course I do."

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7982195/the-many-faces-oklahoma-city-thunder-guard-james-harden

moullet, Monday, 29 October 2012 23:32 (twelve years ago) link

hahahaa

"You're dealing with a person who's so eclectic, so unique, that he just doesn't fit into the natural expectations," says Presti. "There's an artistry to the way he plays the game. He's expressing himself out there. I think someday after basketball is over he's going to realize he has an artistic trait, that he's naturally a great painter or something. You have to have a unique confidence to be who he is."

moullet, Monday, 29 October 2012 23:34 (twelve years ago) link

and this is nick collinson, basketball expert

"When he's out there with the second unit, almost every screen is for him. He's always going to be getting touches."

"I've never played with anyone who's as good at setting his man up for screens," says Collison. "And he can do it on or off the ball."

moullet, Monday, 29 October 2012 23:40 (twelve years ago) link

really hate when people use "bereft" when they mean "devoid"

all mods con (k3vin k.), Monday, 29 October 2012 23:44 (twelve years ago) link

Stat out 6-8 weeks.

Luchinski pourin' from the sky, let's get rich (what) (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 06:07 (twelve years ago) link

dude is gonna play like 25 games this year tops.

Clay, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 06:51 (twelve years ago) link

Ibaka had 28 assists last season. That is not a typo. He assisted on just 2.5 percent of Thunder field goals while on the floor, the fourth-lowest mark in the league among guys who played at least 1,000 minutes. He almost makes Tyler Hansbrough look like a good passer.

lol

moullet, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:21 (twelve years ago) link

eddy curry vs dwight howard tonight ppl!

moullet, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

From http://ballerball.com/2012/10/30/stephen-jackson-matt-bonner-and-the-coldplay-concert-that-changed-everything/

Popovich had sat the team down a couple weeks prior to tonight and told them he’d be pairing them off with people they didn’t normally hang out with. Their instructions were simple and plain: bond.

Bonner had been in charge of planning the evening’s festivities.

After a quiet dinner at El Chico’s, they headed to the Coldplay concert.

Jackson had been unsure, asking Bonner, “This ain’t like that Radio Bread trash Brent Barry used to be listening to, is it?”

...

The silence got too loud. Jackson’s knee was bouncing and Bonner popped his neck. Jackson couldn’t take it anymore. He had to say something.

“Yo, Matt, I ain’t even gonna front,” said Stephen Jackson, “That was incredible.”

Bonner held the wheel in his right hand and finished off a bottle of Cherry Coke with his left. He nodded as Jackson spoke.

“I told you,” said Bonner.

...

During Yellow Jackson had become emotional. They had box seats and the rest in the box were standing. He had been standing with for the whole concert. During Clocks he had even began jumping. He pulled out his phone and waived it back and forth over his head.

But Yellow awakened something in him. He was overcome. He had to sit down.

When Chris Martin sang, “You know I love you so”, Jackson had to excuse himself. Bonner stopped him on his way out and asked him where he was going. Jackson turned around and Bonner saw the tears. Jackson didn’t bother wiping them because sometimes men, even captains, cry.

“This ain’t like that Radio Bread trash Brent Barry used to be listening to, is it?”

lag∞n, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

OH MY GOD

all mods con (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 17:44 (twelve years ago) link

oh my lord

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 17:44 (twelve years ago) link

i can't believe you cut this though!

“Radio Bread?” Bonner had asked with a laugh, “I think you mean Radiohead. And no. This isn’t anything like Radiohead.”

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 17:45 (twelve years ago) link

haven't listened to it yet but simmons posted an nba podcast w/ zach lowe & haralabob

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 17:46 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i want to listen to that too

all mods con (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 17:46 (twelve years ago) link

That Bonner/Jackson piece might be the best NBA fiction in quite some time. So perfect.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 17:47 (twelve years ago) link

fffffiction?

all mods con (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 17:49 (twelve years ago) link

aw, it is fanfic. still amazing

all mods con (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

btw guys, the season starts tonight. who wants to do the honors?

all mods con (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 17:53 (twelve years ago) link

i've been contemplating it

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 17:54 (twelve years ago) link

go for it imo

all mods con (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 17:56 (twelve years ago) link

I didn't want this in the season thread but wanted to share. Ludacris was Anthony Davis for Halloween:

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 18:09 (twelve years ago) link

technically offseason

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A5BetNDCMAAhg2d.jpg:large

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 2 November 2012 04:20 (twelve years ago) link


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