http://www.slamonline.com/online/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/dwight_howard_groucho_glasses.jpg
― Clay, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 03:52 (twelve years ago)
http://s23.postimage.org/iltmaaajv/Picture_112.jpg
― brimstead, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 03:56 (twelve years ago)
thesis statement, for posterity: http://deadspin.com/5958111/deadspin-nba-shit-list-dwight-howard-the-superman-of-unfunny
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 04:02 (twelve years ago)
http://larrybrownsports.com/basketball/gregg-popovich-dwight-howard-all-star-game/175883
then
http://larrybrownsports.com/basketball/dwight-howard-denies-gregg-popovich-swearing-at-him/176391
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 12:32 (twelve years ago)
Instead, he says the exchange had to do with confusion over whether it was supposed to be him or Blake Griffin involved with a play.“Pop was diagramming a play for me, and then as he showed us what to do he kept saying, ‘Blake,’” Howard said according to the LA Times. “So Blake and I are confused, but he keeps saying Blake, so Blake takes off his jersey and goes into the game.“Pop sees me and wants to know why I’m not in the game running the play, so I tell him he kept saying Blake so Blake went in. He wasn’t swearing at me.”
“Pop was diagramming a play for me, and then as he showed us what to do he kept saying, ‘Blake,’” Howard said according to the LA Times. “So Blake and I are confused, but he keeps saying Blake, so Blake takes off his jersey and goes into the game.
“Pop sees me and wants to know why I’m not in the game running the play, so I tell him he kept saying Blake so Blake went in. He wasn’t swearing at me.”
kind of lol mostly sad
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 12:38 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/XL0nbCP.png
― 乒乓, Thursday, 28 February 2013 17:05 (twelve years ago)
media quotes dwight, diwght accuses media of twisting his words http://www.latimes.com/sports/basketball/nba/lakers/la-sp-lakers-fyi-20130307,0,5226872.story
― lag∞n, Thursday, 7 March 2013 14:11 (twelve years ago)
http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/nba/story/_/id/9099510/dwight-howard-los-angeles-lakers-vows-payback-play-golden-state-warriors-david-lee
"He got away with a shot," Howard said, according to Yahoo! Sports. "I will remember this game. I will remember that shot. He said he wasn't trying to do it. You can look at the play and see it for yourself. I will take care of it later."
― Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 16:16 (twelve years ago)
"I can shoot the ball from anywhere. I've just got to have confidence in myself," Howard said.
― moullet, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 02:13 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/5K6eTCL.png
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 16:08 (twelve years ago)
resonable
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 16:08 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/nNUpbLw.jpg
― 乒乓, Thursday, 18 April 2013 02:44 (twelve years ago)
he dances, he is so funny
― Z S up HOOS down (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 18 April 2013 02:46 (twelve years ago)
that picture is kinda perfect w the fish eye, looks like hes pulling reality in
― lag∞n, Friday, 19 April 2013 02:01 (twelve years ago)
I hope everyone saw Dwights pregame speech from yesterdays game!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kBsnkavkA0
― Z S up HOOS down (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 19 April 2013 02:29 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR46eRds0xo
― Clay, Monday, 29 April 2013 03:23 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ8N95LIrk8
― Clay, Monday, 29 April 2013 03:24 (twelve years ago)
we really need to get a lip reader on that
― lag∞n, Monday, 29 April 2013 18:29 (twelve years ago)
Hohotat 9 hours agoI read his lips. He yelled at Mitch: "Dont put your hands on me like somebodys bit$#h,,,,
― am0n, Monday, 29 April 2013 19:34 (twelve years ago)
yo
― lag∞n, Monday, 29 April 2013 23:39 (twelve years ago)
nah
― 'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Monday, 29 April 2013 23:41 (twelve years ago)
i love that the youtube cut ends w/ a split second of kobe being all 'smh'
― 乒乓, Monday, 29 April 2013 23:41 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/dskaYF0.png
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 17:59 (twelve years ago)
"misutilized"??
what the fuck.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 18:04 (twelve years ago)
Dwight Howard to voice cartoon turkey in time-traveling turkey movie
Two turkeys from opposite sides of the tracks must put aside their differences and team up to travel back in time to change the course of history - and get turkey off the holiday menu for good.
― Clay, Saturday, 15 June 2013 01:18 (twelve years ago)
http://www.barstoolsports.com/philly/super-page/dwight-howard-fathered-8-kids-by-8-different-woman-in-6-years/
― moullet, Friday, 28 June 2013 23:18 (twelve years ago)
dwight is a genuinely weird dude
― lag∞n, Monday, 1 July 2013 04:13 (twelve years ago)
weird dude energy
― 乒乓, Monday, 1 July 2013 04:47 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JweSut18OeM
― Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 07:48 (twelve years ago)
Please please please don't go to the Warriors
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:08 (twelve years ago)
warriors could be a contender w dwight man
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:24 (twelve years ago)
dwight should go to cbs on wednesdays at 8:30, do something family-friendly, follow his bliss.
― Clay, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:26 (twelve years ago)
dwight's a jesus dude, iirc, mark jackson might be able to get him to harness his talent more effectively.
― brimstead, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:28 (twelve years ago)
dwight has harnessed his talent extremely effectively up to this point
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:29 (twelve years ago)
dwight's a jesus dude w/ 8 children by 8 diff't women iirc
― Clay, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:30 (twelve years ago)
dwight thread needs every post to begin with 'dwight'
― Clay, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:31 (twelve years ago)
aldwight, is how its going so far
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 23:32 (twelve years ago)
@MySportsLegion: A Houston adult store is offering Dwight Howard free condoms for life if he signs with the Rockets.”
― 乒乓, Thursday, 4 July 2013 02:07 (twelve years ago)
there's something he actually needs
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 4 July 2013 02:13 (twelve years ago)
haha
― Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Thursday, 4 July 2013 02:13 (twelve years ago)
@WojYahooNBA Holed away in Colorado, the Lakers are still prominent in Dwight Howard's mind, sources tell Y! Rockets remain strong, Warriors lurking.
what's happening here in this tweet, it weirds me out
― Clay, Friday, 5 July 2013 16:17 (twelve years ago)
the poetic woj
― call all destroyer, Friday, 5 July 2013 17:12 (twelve years ago)
what r the lakers doing in colorado, not the best state for them
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 July 2013 17:27 (twelve years ago)
some nice lakes there
http://www.mountainlake.com/mlp/scenes3/duchar21.jpg
― call all destroyer, Friday, 5 July 2013 17:28 (twelve years ago)
true
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 July 2013 17:30 (twelve years ago)
http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/7/3/12/enhanced-buzz-26391-1372870349-2.jpg
― lag∞n, Friday, 5 July 2013 17:31 (twelve years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BOZYISqCAAErO9b.jpg
― call all destroyer, Friday, 5 July 2013 19:13 (twelve years ago)
That looks like he's making the world bleed.
― Stately, plump Carey Mulleeegan (Leee), Friday, 5 July 2013 19:14 (twelve years ago)
he is, basically
― call all destroyer, Friday, 5 July 2013 19:16 (twelve years ago)
dwight is gonna play for the los angeles flying bloody horse bridges
― BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, GOT THE T-SHIRT TO PROVE IT (m bison), Friday, 5 July 2013 19:24 (twelve years ago)
The Wounded Bridge Pegasi?
― Stately, plump Carey Mulleeegan (Leee), Friday, 5 July 2013 19:35 (twelve years ago)
steph curry is like, "dwight, its pegasUS not pegaYOU" *storms off, breaks both legs*
― BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, GOT THE T-SHIRT TO PROVE IT (m bison), Friday, 5 July 2013 19:38 (twelve years ago)
lol ur imagination frightens me, or, Why Do The Warriors' Fortunes Always Depend On A Fragile Point Guard?
― Stately, plump Carey Mulleeegan (Leee), Friday, 5 July 2013 19:43 (twelve years ago)
Been some twitter drama but...
@woj
Nevertheless, multiple sources tell Y! Sports Howard has chosen the Rockets but is still finalizing details of agreement.
― Clay, Friday, 5 July 2013 22:18 (twelve years ago)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU KOBE!!!!!
― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 6 July 2013 00:01 (twelve years ago)
kobe will live i'm sure
― balls, Saturday, 6 July 2013 00:36 (twelve years ago)
if u call that living
― TALK TO THE HAND CUZ THE FACE DON'T WANNA HEAR IT (m bison), Saturday, 6 July 2013 00:44 (twelve years ago)
@SportsCenter: UPDATE: A source has told ESPN that Dwight Howard has "changed his mind." Howard has told Lakers he's now 50-50.
― EZ Snappin, Saturday, 6 July 2013 01:56 (twelve years ago)
^ AMAZING DEVELOPMENT ^
― Clay, Saturday, 6 July 2013 01:57 (twelve years ago)
these netw3rl tweets from a couple days ago becoming prescient:
2032: a tall man, clad in bearskins, carrying a moose leg club, climbs down out of the Rocky Mountains. "I have decided," said Dwight Howard
Brushing twigs from his beard, he spoke: "After much reflection, I've decided to...god, what was it? Shit. What were the teams again?"
Then he was slaughtered for meat by the mutants that now populated the western states of what was once America.
― Clay, Saturday, 6 July 2013 01:59 (twelve years ago)
lmao dwight never change
― TALK TO THE HAND CUZ THE FACE DON'T WANNA HEAR IT (m bison), Saturday, 6 July 2013 02:02 (twelve years ago)
This whole thing has just been the worst.
― ω (carne asada), Saturday, 6 July 2013 02:15 (twelve years ago)
but kinda awesome
― Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Saturday, 6 July 2013 02:17 (twelve years ago)
dude I'm a lifelong laker fan and like the only one here. Not awesome at all bro
― ω (carne asada), Saturday, 6 July 2013 02:22 (twelve years ago)
oh yeah sorry man! good entertainment for the rest of us but yeah sorry. Sounds like y'all still have a shot at him.
"He changed his mind," the source said. "Hey, he's Dwight. What can you say."
The source said Howard had a possible change of heart because of the extra $30 million he would be leaving on the table if he signs with Houston.
"It's hard to walk away from $30 million," a source close to Howard told ESPNLosAngeles.com. "Harder than we thought."
― Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Saturday, 6 July 2013 02:24 (twelve years ago)
Los Angeles issued a statement saying that Howard informed Kupchak of his decision "to not return to the Lakers."
― Clay, Saturday, 6 July 2013 02:39 (twelve years ago)
stealing this from another board but it's amazing:
Los Angeles Lakers:One-Year Rental on Dwight HowardOne-Year Rental on Earl ClarkOne-Year Rental on Chris DuhonPhiladelphia 76ers:One-Year Rental on Andrew Bynum (Did Not Play)Jason Richardson (Played 33 Games)Denver Nuggets:One-Year Rental on Andre IguodalaOrlando Magic:Arron AfflaloOne-Year Rental on Al Harrington (Played 10 Games)Josh McRoberts (Traded for Hakim Warrick then Waived)Nikola VucevicMoe HarklessChristian Eyenga (Immediately Waived)Romero Osby (Denver 2013 Second Round Pick)Philadelphia Conditional First Round PickDenver/New York 2014 First Round PickLos Angeles 2015 Conditional Second Round PickLos Angeles 2017 Top-5 Protected First Round Pick
Philadelphia 76ers:One-Year Rental on Andrew Bynum (Did Not Play)Jason Richardson (Played 33 Games)
Denver Nuggets:One-Year Rental on Andre Iguodala
Orlando Magic:Arron AfflaloOne-Year Rental on Al Harrington (Played 10 Games)Josh McRoberts (Traded for Hakim Warrick then Waived)Nikola VucevicMoe HarklessChristian Eyenga (Immediately Waived)Romero Osby (Denver 2013 Second Round Pick)Philadelphia Conditional First Round PickDenver/New York 2014 First Round PickLos Angeles 2015 Conditional Second Round PickLos Angeles 2017 Top-5 Protected First Round Pick
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 6 July 2013 02:43 (twelve years ago)
this Laker fan told me he was happy about this cuz they now have a shit ton of cap space. can't wait to see his reaction when he realizes this isn't true until summer of 2014.
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 6 July 2013 03:11 (twelve years ago)
Well no shit
― ω (carne asada), Saturday, 6 July 2013 03:19 (twelve years ago)
what do they do now?
― Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Saturday, 6 July 2013 03:23 (twelve years ago)
not a whole hell of a lot
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 6 July 2013 03:25 (twelve years ago)
go 39-43
amnesty kobe
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 6 July 2013 03:26 (twelve years ago)
fire sale pau and nash for picks?
― Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Saturday, 6 July 2013 03:27 (twelve years ago)
hahaha kobe unfollowed dwight on twitter
― frogbs, Saturday, 6 July 2013 04:03 (twelve years ago)
does anyone on the planet not hate dwight at this point
― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Saturday, 6 July 2013 04:06 (twelve years ago)
Recap of tonight's events:http://i.imgur.com/OFmwkzM.gif
― frogbs, Saturday, 6 July 2013 04:10 (twelve years ago)
xpost shaq probably thinks it's hilarious
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 6 July 2013 04:10 (twelve years ago)
lol frogbs
― Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Saturday, 6 July 2013 04:12 (twelve years ago)
wouldn't be a huge drop off from last year if they pull this off.
― Clay, Saturday, 6 July 2013 04:13 (twelve years ago)
yeah they will be way worse than that. No one on that team is getting any better
― Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Saturday, 6 July 2013 04:16 (twelve years ago)
they could win 43 if they resort to Home Alone pranks at each home game....
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 6 July 2013 04:20 (twelve years ago)
wonder if Dwight will take those guys up on the free condoms
― Clay, Saturday, 6 July 2013 05:29 (twelve years ago)
I heard that is what put him over the top for the decision
― Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Saturday, 6 July 2013 05:40 (twelve years ago)
haha that summery of last years Dwight trade I was super convinced Orlando got screwed lmao
― lag∞n, Saturday, 6 July 2013 08:16 (twelve years ago)
everyone was!
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 6 July 2013 12:26 (twelve years ago)
“It was on the Fourth of July,” Howard said. “That’s when I felt it was Houston. I was in Colorado. It seemed like every person that I met was from Houston. It was just so ironic. I’d walk around. Someone would ask for a picture. They’d give me a business card and it would say Houston on it. I was like, “Is everybody in Colorado from Houston right now?’ It was unbelievable. “I was like, ‘You know what, this has to be from God."
how much u wanna bet morey paid a bunch of locals and gave them fake business cards to give to dwight
― TALK TO THE HAND CUZ THE FACE DON'T WANNA HEAR IT (m bison), Sunday, 7 July 2013 02:02 (twelve years ago)
also, dwight, everyone u met in colorado is from texas because that is where texans vacation in the summers. right now it is 4 billion degrees in houston plus 72000% humidity, it feels like satan ripped an endless burp in your face #fuckhoustonbtw
― TALK TO THE HAND CUZ THE FACE DON'T WANNA HEAR IT (m bison), Sunday, 7 July 2013 02:03 (twelve years ago)
"It was just so ironic."
― worldstar (am0n), Monday, 8 July 2013 15:06 (twelve years ago)
― TALK TO THE HAND CUZ THE FACE DON'T WANNA HEAR IT (m bison), Saturday, July 6, 2013 10:03 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark
otm
― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 8 July 2013 15:14 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wecRyKrNgc
― Shock G Mo Collier (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 17:25 (twelve years ago)
i cant believe chandler was cheating on lin
“I think I had a big impact,” Parsons said at USA Basketball’s mini-camp. “The first thing he said at the press conference was that, ‘You guys should thank Chandler Parsons because he is a big reason why I am here.’“Obviously, he loves the team, [general manager] Daryl Morey, coach [Kevin] McHale and all that. But I think I just gave him that comfort that you got one of your boys here who is also a key part to the team, a young guy. And we can grow on this for a long time.”“I spent a lot of time during the summer in L.A.,” Parsons said. “We kind of just hit it off. We literally would text every day. He’d call me at 8 p.m. with a question and then he’d call me at midnight with the same question. I respect the way he handled [his free agency]. He took his time and weighed all his options.“I was just that guy trying to make him feel as comfortable as possible. We have very similar personalities. We are both outgoing. We’re always smiling. We like to have fun. I made him really comfortable that he was not only coming to a really good team, but a team with his friends on it.”
“Obviously, he loves the team, [general manager] Daryl Morey, coach [Kevin] McHale and all that. But I think I just gave him that comfort that you got one of your boys here who is also a key part to the team, a young guy. And we can grow on this for a long time.”
“I spent a lot of time during the summer in L.A.,” Parsons said. “We kind of just hit it off. We literally would text every day. He’d call me at 8 p.m. with a question and then he’d call me at midnight with the same question. I respect the way he handled [his free agency]. He took his time and weighed all his options.
“I was just that guy trying to make him feel as comfortable as possible. We have very similar personalities. We are both outgoing. We’re always smiling. We like to have fun. I made him really comfortable that he was not only coming to a really good team, but a team with his friends on it.”
― moullet, Saturday, 27 July 2013 06:15 (twelve years ago)
is cheating!!!
― moullet, Saturday, 27 July 2013 06:16 (twelve years ago)
He’d call me at 8 p.m. with a question and then he’d call me at midnight with the same question.
lol
― lag∞n, Saturday, 27 July 2013 11:17 (twelve years ago)
chandler went on a twitter rant that he could not post on facebook that he is in an open polyamorous relationship and it totally makes sense now
― neil degrasse (m bison), Saturday, 27 July 2013 12:22 (twelve years ago)
http://www.slamonline.com/online/media/slam-tv/2013/11/dwight-howard-stops-by-sesame-street-video/
wow
― twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 20:18 (eleven years ago)
sort of sad at declining dwight tbh http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/9997968/the-rockets-approach-nba-finals-worthy
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 20:19 (eleven years ago)
man asik seems like a big baby, very unchill
― twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 20:28 (eleven years ago)
he has some of the worst on court body language ever fwiw
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 20:30 (eleven years ago)
def
kelvin sampson very candid about harden's defense
― twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 20:33 (eleven years ago)
ugh lowe's little captions just write about basketball dude ahhhh
― twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 20:39 (eleven years ago)
u r not funny!!!
Where are the captions
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 20:43 (eleven years ago)
haha remember when writers were allowed to be not funny rip journalism
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 21:00 (eleven years ago)
[http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2013/1118/beverley_patrick_1_g_mp_576.jpg
― twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 21:01 (eleven years ago)
Ah
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 21:02 (eleven years ago)
Haven't gotten that far yet
Does he still call Toronto the drakes. Is he still trying to create that meme
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 21:03 (eleven years ago)
i'l have to keep an eye out for that Beverley butt screen...
i didnt watch a whole lot of howard before he left orlando (mostly i remember him getting owned by yao) but i think so far he's basically a slightly improved version of asik with better hands and an ability to finish (sometimes) around the rim.
― ryan, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 21:10 (eleven years ago)
Aw you're too kind
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 21:11 (eleven years ago)
hahaha
― ryan, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 21:20 (eleven years ago)
"Ball (which does not lie)" like c'mon dude there isn't even anything resembling a joke here, cio.
― Clay, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 21:26 (eleven years ago)
OK just got to the captions. Wow k3v is right these are terrible
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2013/1118/evans_reggie_3_g_mp_576.jpg
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:27 (eleven years ago)
Smh zowe.
― Spottie, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 23:43 (eleven years ago)
Not only are they not funny but they are so so ugly and badly formatted
― polyphonic, Thursday, 21 November 2013 00:08 (eleven years ago)
http://deadspin.com/dwight-howard-got-owned-by-a-heckler-last-night-1468962035
― a character named Daryl Wade (Clay), Thursday, 21 November 2013 19:05 (eleven years ago)
"during a timeout in the second quarter Wednesday, Vince Carter interrupted Howard’s one-sided discussion with an official to loudly and repeatedly tell the Rockets center that he was “the biggest crybaby I know.”
“All the time,” Carter said of Howard’s whining to officials. “He always talks about how I’m a crybaby. I was like, ‘Yo, you’re the biggest crybaby I know.’ And then later, he’s like, ‘Yo, why’d you say that to me?’ But I know Dwight. It’s all good, but he is a crybaby."
― a character named Daryl Wade (Clay), Thursday, 21 November 2013 19:19 (eleven years ago)
loll
― lag∞n, Thursday, 21 November 2013 19:20 (eleven years ago)
I love "yo, why'd you say that to me" so much, just pitch perfect dwight.
― a character named Daryl Wade (Clay), Thursday, 21 November 2013 19:36 (eleven years ago)
http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1944043/824941236.gif
― Clay, Saturday, 30 November 2013 19:14 (eleven years ago)
Oops
who's the poor sap who has to be the fatality victim?
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 1 December 2013 01:16 (eleven years ago)
gotta give it up for the head wobble from that guy tho
― Clay, Sunday, 1 December 2013 02:15 (eleven years ago)
That was Aaron Brooks
― ryan, Sunday, 1 December 2013 02:35 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxkM3_4CsfU
― lag∞n, Monday, 9 December 2013 22:55 (eleven years ago)
Imagine Bosh and Howard in a room sitting at computers trying to code
Bosh compiling furiously while Dwight tries to make pencils get stuck in the ceiling
― 乒乓, Monday, 9 December 2013 22:57 (eleven years ago)
Teach a homeless guy to shoot free throws
― polyphonic, Monday, 9 December 2013 22:57 (eleven years ago)
var funnyPrank = function() {
― Clay, Monday, 9 December 2013 23:01 (eleven years ago)
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/prior-doctor-intervention-dwight-howard-eating-equivalent-24-215009519--nba.html
― Clay, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:14 (eleven years ago)
Dr. Cate Shanahan, in a fascinating feature by CBS Sports’ Ken Berger, described her shock at Howard’s alarming levels of glucose in his system, telling CBS that she became concerned because Howard’s sluggish play and blood work “reminded me of patients who have pre-diabetes and neurological problems because of how sugar impacts the nervous system.” A subsequent blood test revealed frightening amounts of glucose in his system.
― Clay, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:15 (eleven years ago)
"Skittles just sent me 30 pounds of Skittles."i think their marketing guy is a bit fucked up
― Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:21 (eleven years ago)
Crazy that the Lakers have basically had two sugar addicts play for them within the last 5 years
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 22:29 (eleven years ago)
there was another story the other day regarding players' diets. i don't get how these guys (ie. massive investments for teams) aren't being educated on this and fed decently 24/7 (better than candy and soda at least).
― fit and working again, Thursday, 12 December 2013 03:10 (eleven years ago)
dude played beside steve nash, no way he didn't hear 'hey maybe eat something besides cotton candy for dinner tonight' at least once
― balls, Thursday, 12 December 2013 03:20 (eleven years ago)
haa the photo they used to illustrate that story is so perfect
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 December 2013 15:37 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/jgvOFix.pngi ate so much caaaanday
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 December 2013 15:39 (eleven years ago)
His body-fat percentage -- hovering around 5-6 percent his entire career -- dropped to 3 percent, he said.
lol he would be ded
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 December 2013 15:40 (eleven years ago)
Skittles was probably still delivering 30 pound bags of candy for Lamar and Dwight probably just came into the mail room one day and said "what's that"
― 乒乓, Thursday, 12 December 2013 15:42 (eleven years ago)
wonder if lamar was ever hey dwight you like sugar a lot huh me too man you know what you might be really into tho here check out some of this rock cocaine
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 December 2013 15:44 (eleven years ago)
― fit and working again, Wednesday, December 11, 2013 10:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
Stevie Franchise used to only eat fast food hamburgers and fries
― 乒乓, Thursday, 12 December 2013 15:46 (eleven years ago)
It's crazy how these guys can basically eat anything they want and still function as world class athletes
Me, I go one hot dog over my limit and I gotta go to sleep
― 乒乓, Thursday, 12 December 2013 15:47 (eleven years ago)
yeah when you burn calories like these guys do you can get away with a lot of bad eating choices for a while but eventually i feel like it catches up with you
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 December 2013 15:48 (eleven years ago)
when i was younger i could def just eat whatever and run all around
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 December 2013 15:49 (eleven years ago)
dunk off one foot, everything
Yeah I think my body just doesn't want to burn calories
Like back when I used to run for 'fitness' I'd load up on pasta the night before to have energy but it just made me feel sluggish and sleepy the next day
― 乒乓, Thursday, 12 December 2013 15:49 (eleven years ago)
i feel pretty lousy after eating pasta nowadays, too many damn carbs
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 December 2013 15:53 (eleven years ago)
amare is my inspiration, apparently he just eats salads and raw broccoli florets all the time these days,
― do a formal proof or w/e (brimstead), Thursday, 12 December 2013 17:52 (eleven years ago)
hope hes getting some protein
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 December 2013 17:53 (eleven years ago)
― 乒乓, Thursday, December 12, 2013 10:46 AM (2 hours ago)
have you seen that guy these days?
― k3vin k., Thursday, 12 December 2013 17:55 (eleven years ago)
yeah for sure when you're young and super-active you can eat anything. but if you wanna be playing the same way by the time you're 30 and beyond you need to wise up.
good nutrition has been a given in other sports like soccer for so long now that it's weird to me to see stories about the likes of ray allen who've adopted healthy diets and it's reported like it's a remarkable thing.
― fit and working again, Thursday, 12 December 2013 19:09 (eleven years ago)
soccer has a huge development structure where basketball is basically series of shady coaches since youre 10 that just care that you can dunk
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 December 2013 19:48 (eleven years ago)
you'd think with everything metrics and 16 assistant coaches on the bench the training staffs could keep a nutritionist around to plan meals on game days or whatever, it's pretty simple. idk maybe some guys just don't listen tho
― Clay, Thursday, 12 December 2013 19:48 (eleven years ago)
yeah the teams cant force them to eat well
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 December 2013 19:49 (eleven years ago)
im sure they each get a huge binder about nutrition and have trainers in their ear all day long but if youre a 25 y/o millionaire who who got their by eating burgers who you gonna trust
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 December 2013 19:50 (eleven years ago)
dwight only wised up because his energy was flagging
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 December 2013 19:52 (eleven years ago)
plus if you're 6'9 and burn 5000 calories in a couple hours every other day not to mention practices you are probably hungry 24/7 and steaming some rice and broccoli is kinda a hassle really if you want McDonald's and it's around the corner
― Clay, Thursday, 12 December 2013 19:53 (eleven years ago)
He knew nothing about how to train and get his wind up, even what and how to eat before a game. Once [Bulls trainer] Chip Schaefer had a pregame meal with him and was stunned to watch Kukoc put away a seven-course meal including salad, pasta, and steak.“A sure four-thousand-calorie meal,” Schaefer noted later, almost admiringly. Like many European players, he was accustomed to drinking wine with his pregame meal, even if he did water it slightly. His body fat when he arrived was about 20 percent, very high for the NBA. Eventually, the Bulls got it down to the mid-teens, which was pretty good for Kukoc.
“A sure four-thousand-calorie meal,” Schaefer noted later, almost admiringly. Like many European players, he was accustomed to drinking wine with his pregame meal, even if he did water it slightly. His body fat when he arrived was about 20 percent, very high for the NBA. Eventually, the Bulls got it down to the mid-teens, which was pretty good for Kukoc.
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/steve-kerr-reminisces-toni-kukoc-legendarily-massive-pre-124610897--nba.html
― Clay, Thursday, 12 December 2013 19:59 (eleven years ago)
if i was making millions a year i'd be paying someone to come in and cook.
― fit and working again, Thursday, 12 December 2013 20:16 (eleven years ago)
I'd probably be getting pecan pie delivered to my penthouse every day because I am obscenely rich
― 乒乓, Thursday, 12 December 2013 21:19 (eleven years ago)
― lag∞n, Thursday, 12 December 2013 21:22 (eleven years ago)
http://gifs.com/2r2
― call all destroyer, Friday, 27 December 2013 03:29 (eleven years ago)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mMJSZm-Ppkw/UruijwN2NEI/AAAAAAAAAq4/e4DRJtBAQqE/s1600/hardendwight.gif
― Spottie, Saturday, 28 December 2013 21:32 (eleven years ago)
― micah, Saturday, 28 December 2013 22:48 (eleven years ago)
http://msn.foxsports.com/southwest/story/dwight-howard-trolls-lebron-james-and-his-receding-hairline-040214
dwight howard is into image macro memes
― Clay, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 23:47 (eleven years ago)
of course
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 April 2014 02:05 (eleven years ago)
http://rockets.clutchfans.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dwight-howard-portland-series.jpg
i wonder if his performance in this series + the lillard dagger to win is the turning point where dwight becomes a sympathetic figure.
probably not tho b/c he is such a relentless cornball.
― Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 03:54 (eleven years ago)
He made his free throws in 4.5 of the 6 games.
― epoxy fule (Aimless), Sunday, 4 May 2014 04:08 (eleven years ago)
http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/ubTGF9tHAj0lL4thbjHd4A--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9ZmlsbDtoPTI5NDtweW9mZj0wO3E9Njk7dz00NjA-/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/ap_webfeeds/dcd29df3514c1a26610f6a706700ea89.jpg
― brimstead, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 17:48 (ten years ago)
he is the worst human
― I pray my drick get big as the Eiffel Tower (Spottie), Thursday, 2 October 2014 03:26 (ten years ago)
guess who brought a gun to the airport
― (extremely nerds voice) (Clay), Thursday, 3 September 2015 00:38 (nine years ago)
Garrison Keillor?
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 3 September 2015 00:41 (nine years ago)
Rick Perry?
― Aimless, Thursday, 3 September 2015 01:28 (nine years ago)
barry switzer?
― balls, Thursday, 3 September 2015 02:07 (nine years ago)
Joe Schlabotnik?
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 3 September 2015 03:35 (nine years ago)
oh sorry guys aimless got it, it was the governor of texas rick perry
― (extremely nerds voice) (Clay), Thursday, 3 September 2015 03:39 (nine years ago)
the girl who convinced her boyfriend to kill himself?
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 September 2015 05:11 (nine years ago)
it was actually amanda palmer and jonathan chait sorry i had some bad info
― (extremely nerds voice) (Clay), Thursday, 3 September 2015 05:36 (nine years ago)
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31v3dSgOo9L._SY300_.jpg
― art, Monday, 21 March 2016 23:06 (nine years ago)
why did d11 skip to d13?
because fuck d12
― get a long, little doggy (m bison), Monday, 21 March 2016 23:20 (nine years ago)
Send him to Sacramento, imo
― lute bro (brimstead), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 01:53 (nine years ago)
thats really where he needs to be. or the knicks
― Spottie, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 01:55 (nine years ago)
adam silver gotta make this happen
― get a long, little doggy (m bison), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 02:24 (nine years ago)
what wld really be ideal is... the nets, but they have lopez
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 02:24 (nine years ago)
but why let that stop u u know
twin injury prone immobile centers would be an amazing experiment
― get a long, little doggy (m bison), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 02:26 (nine years ago)
basically stick one on either end of the floor and they dont move the whole game. they dont even come into the locker room at halftime, then they switch roles by virtue of changing sides.
― get a long, little doggy (m bison), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 02:27 (nine years ago)
play them both 40 mpg and they dont break a sweat
didnt vivek have that plan for the kings
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 02:31 (nine years ago)
yesssss
― get a long, little doggy (m bison), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 02:40 (nine years ago)
i have no idea how this wasnt a tech
http://i.imgur.com/WJAHYvk.gif
― micah, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 00:29 (nine years ago)
the ball stuck to his hand
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 00:46 (nine years ago)
hahah
― micah, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 04:49 (nine years ago)
Will his health hold up, specifically a back that was surgically repaired in 2012 (he also missed 52 games in his first two seasons in Houston with a variety of ailments, mostly knee)?“My back hasn’t been an issue, and I don’t think I’ll ever have an issue out of my back for the rest of my career,” he said without pause.
“My back hasn’t been an issue, and I don’t think I’ll ever have an issue out of my back for the rest of my career,” he said without pause.
good luck with that
― Clay, Monday, 18 July 2016 03:35 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/senGFZJ.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/senGFZJ.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/senGFZJ.gif
― slam dunk, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 18:21 (eight years ago)
https://sports.yahoo.com/dwight-howard-spent-sunday-trading-insults-teens-twitter-193535289.html
lol @ dwight spending an afternoon zinging children on twitter dot com
― Clay, Tuesday, 18 July 2017 02:35 (eight years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGUgEAWUIAQn0jw.jpg
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 August 2017 17:11 (eight years ago)
one of the more mortifying humans
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 August 2017 17:12 (eight years ago)
https://atrl.net/uploads/emoticons/ace.gif
― nomar, Thursday, 3 August 2017 17:13 (eight years ago)
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― nomar, Thursday, 3 August 2017 17:15 (eight years ago)
lmaaaaooo
― Spottie, Thursday, 3 August 2017 17:23 (eight years ago)
On his latest Podcast, ESPN.com’s Zach Lowe said he said heard stories of:
“Hawks players learning about the trade and screaming with jubilation into their phones…
“You ask why, and one account was that Dwight would give these speeches before the game about how everyone is playing hard, we want unity, we’re going to… and then go out and play like a blah game where he demands post touches and doesn’t rotate as hard as he could. And everyone is like, ‘Why are you speaking in the locker room?’ But that’s all anecdotal. It’s just crazy how these stories come out after every stop in his career.”
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 September 2017 23:02 (seven years ago)
https://media.tenor.com/images/c29042655e00a197ecaa837c771575b3/tenor.gif
― nomar, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 00:03 (seven years ago)
i have questions, dwight pic.twitter.com/cNdM8jGJLU— josh (@HoopPlusTheHarm) November 25, 2017
― competitive shooter - - - - (Spottie), Saturday, 25 November 2017 06:46 (seven years ago)
what is Dwight gonna do after he retires other than get his pitch rejected by tnt
― Clay, Saturday, 25 November 2017 07:14 (seven years ago)
well it looks like hes not having more kids
― micah, Saturday, 25 November 2017 07:19 (seven years ago)
dwight...
― lag∞n, Saturday, 25 November 2017 20:35 (seven years ago)
lol 35K fine for that
― competitive shooter - - - - (Spottie), Saturday, 25 November 2017 20:48 (seven years ago)
shouldve been his entire estate
― lag∞n, Saturday, 25 November 2017 20:51 (seven years ago)
listen dwight everyone was fed up w yr shit 5 years ago, this time the fine is: death
― lag∞n, Saturday, 25 November 2017 20:53 (seven years ago)
― competitive shooter - - - - (Spottie), Saturday, 25 November 2017 21:05 (seven years ago)
This is absolutely amazing.MCW unable to attempt free throws in blowout, so Scott Brooks chooses Dwight Howard and makes him come back onto court to shootDwight drains both, does Cassell big balls dance, blows Brooks a kiss 💀#PettyWarz pic.twitter.com/qPhV6jdlVp— Pettywise (@World_Wide_Wob) January 18, 2018
― Spottie, Thursday, 18 January 2018 03:17 (seven years ago)
Wishing all of the super dads of #BuzzCity a Happy Father’s Day! pic.twitter.com/P0HBtb2ad8— Charlotte Hornets (@hornets) June 17, 2018
― sprout god (lag∞n), Sunday, 17 June 2018 17:19 (seven years ago)
How many kids does dude have
― Hall of Fam (Spottie), Sunday, 17 June 2018 17:53 (seven years ago)
pic.twitter.com/U6MItrcV0S— Nick Whalen (@wha1en) July 23, 2018
― InfoWarriors (Spottie), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 15:35 (seven years ago)
Dwight Howard’s trainer: ‘He wants to evolve into Anthony Davis, into Kevin Durant, but his own version of that’ https://t.co/6OPjmDfX6L— Kurt Helin (@basketballtalk) August 14, 2018
― InfoWarriors (Spottie), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 19:03 (seven years ago)
Beal and Wall are literally going to murder him
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 19:36 (seven years ago)
...and then each other
― InfoWarriors (Spottie), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 19:39 (seven years ago)
for my part i believe in his 15th season dwight howard will definitely come to resemble either anthony davis or kevin durant, two of the most physically gifted basketball players ever who are playing in their primes and in ways that dwight howard has never, ever, remotely played like before
― Clay, Wednesday, 15 August 2018 01:02 (seven years ago)
DWIGHT HOWARD DAD JOKES ALERTReporter to Dwight Howard: “Do you envision shooting any 3-pointers this year.”Dwight: Hold on...[He closes eyes and makes an intense face for three seconds.]Dwight, again: Yep, I just made 3.— Fred Katz (@FredKatz) September 24, 2018
― omar little, Monday, 24 September 2018 21:23 (six years ago)
lol pretty good tbf
― Machine Gunk Jelly (Spottie), Tuesday, 25 September 2018 01:45 (six years ago)
RIP Dwight's buttocks
http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/25018772/dwight-howard-misses-wizards-season-opener-sore-buttocks
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 19 October 2018 15:55 (six years ago)
While the injury is not a serious one for the center, he may miss out on the Wizards' opening game against the Miami Heat. Howard's days as DPOY may be over, but he is still a valuable asset to the Wizards, as he came in to replace Marcin Gortat.
Howard is known around the NBA as being one of the top defenders of his generation. Though he's jumped from team to team in recent years, he still makes a difference whenever he is on the hardwood. With his massive size, opposing players know better than to try and get cute around the rim.
― omar little, Friday, 19 October 2018 16:27 (six years ago)
https://deadspin.com/dwight-howard-heckled-by-arena-worker-during-post-game-1830513445
― omar little, Saturday, 17 November 2018 19:33 (six years ago)
lmao thats incredible that it happened at home everyone hates dwight!
― lag∞n, Saturday, 17 November 2018 19:36 (six years ago)
uhhh
― lag∞n, Sunday, 25 November 2018 04:39 (six years ago)
this whole situation's got me mad and nervous af. nba twitter out here making light of dwight's sexuality and not focusing on his abusive behavior.
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Sunday, 25 November 2018 04:41 (six years ago)
yeah, not great all around
― lag∞n, Sunday, 25 November 2018 04:43 (six years ago)
wizards just cut him btw
― lag∞n, Sunday, 25 November 2018 04:47 (six years ago)
wait what?
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Sunday, 25 November 2018 04:49 (six years ago)
i mean what else would twitter be doing
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 25 November 2018 04:51 (six years ago)
oh my bad mightve just fell for a fake tweet!
― lag∞n, Sunday, 25 November 2018 04:51 (six years ago)
― lag∞n, Saturday, November 24, 2018 11:47 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
source cause there were some fake woj accounts posting this
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 25 November 2018 04:52 (six years ago)
xp ok yeah
This covers it in one tweet.Raquel Willis on Dwight
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 25 November 2018 04:53 (six years ago)
well that doesn't cover the actual story.....
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 25 November 2018 04:54 (six years ago)
eventually these idiots are going to learn that everyone knows how to save receipts
It covers the perspective people seem to be missing in their rush to use the word tranny.
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 25 November 2018 04:57 (six years ago)
:////////////////////////////////////
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Sunday, 25 November 2018 04:58 (six years ago)
I hope Dwight gets what he’s due for being an abusive threatening asshole. I don’t give two shits who he fucks as long as he doesn’t try to fuck them over
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 25 November 2018 04:59 (six years ago)
having yr goons threaten someones life, thats bad
― lag∞n, Sunday, 25 November 2018 05:01 (six years ago)
Yeah
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 25 November 2018 05:01 (six years ago)
the ineptitude is.....exactly what i would expect from people who associate with dwight howard
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 25 November 2018 05:03 (six years ago)
Tried to figure out what the hell was going on via Twitter, got subjected to an endless stream of terrible homophobic/transphobic garbage way to go America
― The Poppy Bush AutoZone (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 25 November 2018 15:07 (six years ago)
Same
I need an explain like I’m five ... and also not an asshole homophobe.
― Allen (etaeoe), Sunday, 25 November 2018 15:49 (six years ago)
the very short version is:trans woman claims she was in an exclusive relationship with dwight, ended it when it was no longer very exclusive on his end, began getting shady anonymous messages involving bribes then threats, traced them back to dwight’s ppl including his “pastor,” saved a variety of electronic evidence along the way.
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 25 November 2018 15:51 (six years ago)
some ppl on twitter saying this same person tried to out playboi carti and it turned out to be fake but idk
― lag∞n, Sunday, 25 November 2018 15:54 (six years ago)
the thing about the secret phone number reveling app does seem kinda sus
yeah. i cannot vouch for any of the electronic evidence presented.
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 25 November 2018 15:55 (six years ago)
yes, altho to clarify the accuser in this case is a gay man
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Sunday, 25 November 2018 16:31 (six years ago)
So was this all fake or what?
― Spottie, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 04:35 (six years ago)
i guess? i didnt see anything conclusive but no news sites touched it
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 06:11 (six years ago)
interesting timing on the back surgery. out 3-4 months, essentially out for the year. career likely in jeopardy i would think.
― Spottie, Friday, 30 November 2018 18:38 (six years ago)
it's been quite the misadventure
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 30 November 2018 19:49 (six years ago)
Dwight is such an inimitable and curiously indescribable figure, i was trying to explain his downfall the other night to someone..."well see he was legitimately great, considered to be likable, and then he went to the Laker and got on Kobe's bad side and started telling dad jokes..."
i couldn't do it past that point.
― omar little, Friday, 30 November 2018 23:33 (six years ago)
lmao
― lag∞n, Friday, 30 November 2018 23:59 (six years ago)
the candy addiction is crucial imo
i guess i could call him a controversy-free* Alex Rodriguez, and somehow the gulf between his desperation to be liked and the reality is even more enormous than A-Rod's.
he's never had a major scandal one can point to, he just shows up with a new franchise and walks into the locker room cracking jokes with his teammates and putting up 16/12 and pretty soon rumors are out that he's going to be fragged on the next road trip.
(*we'll see what occurs with this recent business)
― omar little, Saturday, 1 December 2018 01:21 (six years ago)
god i always forget about the candy thing
― omar little, Saturday, 1 December 2018 01:22 (six years ago)
the candy addiction is just idk its perfect?
― lag∞n, Saturday, 1 December 2018 03:39 (six years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDqNg2-UUAASIaJ?format=jpg&name=900x900
― big city slam (Spottie), Thursday, 5 September 2019 04:21 (five years ago)
has dwight been watching demolition man or
― Clay, Thursday, 5 September 2019 04:37 (five years ago)
someone online said he's turned into bobby digital and that seemed otm
― big city slam (Spottie), Thursday, 5 September 2019 04:39 (five years ago)
Dwight Howard said he bought a purple car because he was inspired by Thanos and the sacrifices he had to make to accomplish his goal. Man.— Christian Rivas (@RadRivas) September 11, 2019
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 11 September 2019 22:15 (five years ago)
Dwight Howard tried to coin a nickname for the Lakers' second unit tonight: "The Bad News Bears. Not the Bad News Bears in a bad way, but 'we're gonna bring bad news to the other team.' That type of bad news."— Kyle Goon (@kylegoon) November 4, 2019
― lag∞n, Monday, 4 November 2019 03:37 (five years ago)
he was so good against the spurs. he'll be starting soon. the lbj-ad-dwight frontcourt is so huge and athletic.
― i'm not a government man; i'm a government, man. (m bison), Monday, 4 November 2019 03:48 (five years ago)
Dwight Howard is no longer eating 'McDonald's, chicken wings and honey buns every single day'
https://www.yahoo.com/sports/dwight-howard-is-no-longer-eating-mc-donalds-chicken-wings-and-honey-buns-every-single-day-161434689.html
― de-mamba mentality (Spottie), Friday, 8 November 2019 02:36 (five years ago)
he stopped eating candy but then it took him another 5 years to not eat mcdonalds every day
― lag∞n, Friday, 8 November 2019 02:39 (five years ago)
i swear he has the same set of quotes every season just a slight variation on each one
― de-mamba mentality (Spottie), Friday, 8 November 2019 02:41 (five years ago)
Why am I not surprised this dumbass already got pinched for not wearing a mask
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 17 July 2020 21:28 (five years ago)
lol seems like easy money in retrospect
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 18 July 2020 01:58 (five years ago)
dwight just generally not big on prophylactics
― circles, Saturday, 18 July 2020 05:09 (five years ago)
Lol. If you count the farts too my mans got a real problem with expelling
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Sunday, 19 July 2020 02:37 (five years ago)
he's batman now
Sam Amick: "Dwight Howard apparently liked my idea of going with the "Batman" moniker in this series where he has bullied the "Joker."
"Batman's coming for you, Joker!" he yelled at Nikola Jokic from the bench three times near the end of the first quarter..."
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 17:58 (four years ago)
― Spottie, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 17:59 (four years ago)
https://admin.defector.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/28/2020/09/dwighthoward4.gif
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 18:00 (four years ago)
http://comicvine1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/original/0/40/1489913-01_copy.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 19:40 (four years ago)
saluthttps://sports.yahoo.com/amphtml/sources-dwight-howard-was-under-the-impression-he-had-offer-from-lakers-signed-with-76-ers-instead-024630843.html?__twitter_impression=true
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 21 November 2020 03:13 (four years ago)
All-Star Joel Embiid also began recruiting Howard, sources said.
big mistake buddy!
― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 November 2020 03:16 (four years ago)
those two are gonna be a DELIGHT together
― Clay, Saturday, 21 November 2020 04:53 (four years ago)
https://www.tmz.com/2020/12/13/dwight-howard-lawsuit-los-angeles-lakers-nba/
Dwight stiffs snake caregivers
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 13 December 2020 13:41 (four years ago)
Dwight says he has started calling Tobias Harris “Prince Harris” because after the shot at the end of the Lakers game, “it was game...blouses”— Kyle Neubeck (@KyleNeubeck) February 1, 2021
― a nice controlled drift (Spottie), Monday, 1 February 2021 03:15 (four years ago)
SIGH
― lag∞n, Monday, 1 February 2021 03:43 (four years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOOzpwFn6Tc
― a talented ‘Rebel’ with Balls (Spottie), Thursday, 23 September 2021 18:01 (three years ago)
its painful how hard he tries and fails to be funny
― a talented ‘Rebel’ with Balls (Spottie), Thursday, 23 September 2021 18:03 (three years ago)
he clearly grew up watching a lot of eddie murphy
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 September 2021 20:26 (three years ago)
referring to dwight as "the champ" is a weird reading of his career imo
― "liking" (Clay), Thursday, 23 September 2021 22:35 (three years ago)
he claimed it to be true himself before he even was one
― a talented ‘Rebel’ with Balls (Spottie), Thursday, 23 September 2021 22:42 (three years ago)
seems like the kind of show that would appeal to him: glitzy, cartoonish, stupid, but with a big audience who cheer and scream like mad for every C-List celebrity who shows up.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 23 September 2021 23:29 (three years ago)
I think that clip gave me a seizure. The kids these days with their entertainments, I tell ya
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 24 September 2021 02:01 (three years ago)
I still can't believe this show is real
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 24 September 2021 02:09 (three years ago)
singing competition shows seem like such an old fashioned idea, like a thing that was popular in the mid 20th century and no ones thought of them since, except of course theyve been everywhere for the past 20 years
― lag∞n, Friday, 24 September 2021 02:17 (three years ago)
the masked one is a copy of a korean show iirc
― call all destroyer, Friday, 24 September 2021 02:29 (three years ago)
Dwight Howard was a surprise participant at the WWE Tryout in Nashville today. He told me he legit wants to join the WWE one day. pic.twitter.com/LiUnNqPsdv— Arash Markazi (@ArashMarkazi) July 28, 2022
― Spottie, Friday, 29 July 2022 07:18 (three years ago)
the most obv retirement career for him
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 29 July 2022 15:09 (three years ago)
Dwight Howard announces that he's headed overseas to play in Taiwan for the Taoyuan Leopards.(via taoyuan_leopards/IG) pic.twitter.com/ur9KL0Vdxh— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPointsApp) November 8, 2022
― im a beacon of light (Spottie), Tuesday, 8 November 2022 06:35 (two years ago)
bon voyage you goofy fool
― Clay, Tuesday, 8 November 2022 06:47 (two years ago)
Idk why more washed superstars don’t go this route. Looks so fun lol
― im a beacon of light (Spottie), Sunday, 20 November 2022 03:33 (two years ago)
shaqs hate for dwight has always been funny
Shaquille O’Neal agrees Dwight Howard being in Hall of Fame is questionable after matchup with Sim Bhullar: https://t.co/U2E4qTSPvm— NBACentral (@TheNBACentral) January 20, 2023
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Friday, 20 January 2023 19:22 (two years ago)
that is a large man
― call all destroyer, Friday, 20 January 2023 19:41 (two years ago)
yeah he makes dwight look really small
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Friday, 20 January 2023 19:44 (two years ago)
dwight is such a clear hofer its a testament to how annoying he is that this conversation is happening
― lag∞n, Friday, 20 January 2023 19:46 (two years ago)
yup
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Friday, 20 January 2023 19:57 (two years ago)
would be hilarious if he didnt make it on grounds of being annoying lol. sorry no one wants to hear your hof speech pal
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Friday, 20 January 2023 19:58 (two years ago)
i mean it's 50/50 he has to wait a few years as punishment for his jokes
― omar little, Friday, 20 January 2023 20:23 (two years ago)
can we get sim bhullar to join the lakers
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 January 2023 20:26 (two years ago)
over/under on dwight fart jokes in his HOF acceptance speech?
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 23 January 2023 15:37 (two years ago)
― four square ups... no punches thrown (Spottie), Monday, 23 January 2023 16:19 (two years ago)
Dwight Howard in the 3PT contest in Taiwan 👀 pic.twitter.com/ezlNtpmm4P— NBACentral (@TheNBACentral) March 1, 2023
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 01:06 (two years ago)
still a better showing than mj
― micah, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 02:19 (two years ago)
Dwight Howard’s customized Rolls Royce tuns on when his championship ring makes contact with the hood ornament 🤯💍(via @DwightHoward/ IG) pic.twitter.com/Ns5Nwf4TMF— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPoints) August 28, 2023
― nobody respects the chair (Spottie), Monday, 28 August 2023 19:06 (two years ago)
felt right to post this in here
https://x.com/SportsCenter/status/1708918028157513976?s=20
― is he disgruntled adrian? (voodoo chili), Monday, 2 October 2023 18:57 (one year ago)
x dot com, fucking hell
Deandre Ayton wants to dominate in Portland 😤(📸: @DannyMarang) pic.twitter.com/Jd1IBOvIkv— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) October 2, 2023
― is he disgruntled adrian? (voodoo chili), Monday, 2 October 2023 18:58 (one year ago)
lol yeah he has these characters he does too https://sports.yahoo.com/deandre-ayton-portrays-different-characters-different-times-thanks-part-green-goblin-211206976.html
― lag∞n, Monday, 2 October 2023 21:06 (one year ago)
these are the kinds of things you find amusing when you sleep 2-3 hours per night
― is he disgruntled adrian? (voodoo chili), Monday, 2 October 2023 21:38 (one year ago)
lol true
― lag∞n, Monday, 2 October 2023 21:39 (one year ago)
very excited to chronicle the misadventures of deandre ayton, nba center
― Clay, Monday, 2 October 2023 22:01 (one year ago)
https://apnews.com/article/dwight-howard-sexual-assault-lawsuit-nba-7bcfb45342393b48ddf07fd62e93fece
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 21:17 (one year ago)
nooooo comment
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 25 October 2023 21:23 (one year ago)