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z-time champion (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 19:42 (eleven years ago)

The Washington Wizards and the Charlotte Bobcats are in the playoffs, and the Cleveland Cavaliers are not.

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 23:55 (eleven years ago)

I like the cats tbf.

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 00:08 (eleven years ago)

kemba and big al are a cool pair

it's a trilby (Clay), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 00:16 (eleven years ago)

The Washington Wizards and the Charlotte Bobcats are in the playoffs, and the Cleveland Cavaliers are not.

― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, April 15, 2014

will change next year when lebron returns imo

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 16 April 2014 00:20 (eleven years ago)

I think Big Al will probably get some semitroll MVP votes

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 16 April 2014 00:43 (eleven years ago)

man, fuck the Clippers

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 16 April 2014 03:40 (eleven years ago)

Not watched tonight. What did they do so I can hate them more?

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 05:31 (eleven years ago)

griffin smacked mozgov across the face after the whistle

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 16 April 2014 07:26 (eleven years ago)

just checked it, but blake is ALWAYS the victim!

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 07:36 (eleven years ago)

:0

http://nypost.com/2013/10/16/knicks-scoff-at-computers-37-win-projection/

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 08:43 (eleven years ago)

1st round, leastern conference:
(1) IND v. (8) ATL
(2) MIA v. (7) CHA
(3) TOR v. (6) BKN
(4) CHI v. (5) WAS

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 17 April 2014 03:21 (eleven years ago)

i'm mildly intrigued by those bottom two match ups

i think washington will beat chicago

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 17 April 2014 03:23 (eleven years ago)

That NY Post story from last October is p funny, especially now that the Knicks have finished with 37 wins. And they had to win their final game to get there. :D

Aimless, Thursday, 17 April 2014 03:35 (eleven years ago)

had to win their final game their final 4 games to get there

Aimless, Thursday, 17 April 2014 03:58 (eleven years ago)

wish I could retweet this

https://twitter.com/HPbasketball/status/281587725528870913

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 17 April 2014 04:07 (eleven years ago)

kind of a lame NBA season :/

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 17 April 2014 04:12 (eleven years ago)

too many tanks

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 17 April 2014 04:18 (eleven years ago)

yeah, next season will be a lot more fun because teams like the celtics, sixers and magic will be loaded with young talent so if they're bad it will be fun to watch.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 17 April 2014 04:21 (eleven years ago)

too many tanks

― smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, April 17, 2014

never seen a season with so much tanking; we've had season-long tanks and playoff-seeding motivated tanks.

the nets tanked their last two games just so they could fall into the heat's bracket!

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 17 April 2014 04:25 (eleven years ago)

for which i am quite grateful tbh, the notion that miami could fall to nets or indy is just making my heart race

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 17 April 2014 04:25 (eleven years ago)

oh, you. don't be so gleeful.

http://cdn.arwrath.com/8/84625.gif

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 17 April 2014 04:29 (eleven years ago)

kind of a lame NBA season :/

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, April 17, 2014 12:12 AM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah this season sucked

k3vin k., Thursday, 17 April 2014 04:40 (eleven years ago)

the west had some really good games but overall kind of a down year. Was fun watching all the Suns games tho.

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Thursday, 17 April 2014 04:47 (eleven years ago)

okay duders

(1) IND v. (8) ATL
(2) MIA v. (7) CHA
(3) TOR v. (6) BKN
(4) CHI v. (5) WAS

(1) SAS v. (8) DAL
(2) OKC v. (7) MEM
(3) LAC v. (6) GSW
(4) HOU v. (5) POR

who ya got

it's a trilby (Clay), Thursday, 17 April 2014 06:18 (eleven years ago)

Indy in 4
Miami in 4
Brooklyn in 7
Chicago in 6

Spurs in 4
Thunder in 5
Clips in 6
Houston in 6 :(

it's a trilby (Clay), Thursday, 17 April 2014 06:21 (eleven years ago)

LET'S PREDICT ROUND ONE:

IND v ATL — Pacers in 6
MIA v CHA — Heat in 5 wade plays 2 games
TOR v BKN — Nets in 7
CHI v WAS — Bulls in 6

SAS v DAL — Spurs in 5 one game of pure dirkin
OKC v MEM — Thunder in 6
LAC v GSW — WARRIORS IN 4
HOU v POR — Rockets in 7 all games come down to a buzzer beater

for reg season series #'s: http://espn.go.com/nba/playoffs/matchups

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Thursday, 17 April 2014 06:28 (eleven years ago)

I was soooo looking forward to west round one since like December, but lack of Phoenix and the top two seeds likely to crush 7 and 8, plus the lack of bogut has really brought it all down to earth.

it's a trilby (Clay), Thursday, 17 April 2014 06:39 (eleven years ago)

otm

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Thursday, 17 April 2014 06:40 (eleven years ago)

I am going to watch a shit ton of basketball this weekend regardless

it's a trilby (Clay), Thursday, 17 April 2014 06:51 (eleven years ago)

*for the next couple months

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Thursday, 17 April 2014 07:00 (eleven years ago)

(1) IND v. (8) ATL Indy in 5
(2) MIA v. (7) CHA Miami in 5
(3) TOR v. (6) BKN Brooklyn in 7
(4) CHI v. (5) WAS Chicago in 7

(1) SAS v. (8) DAL Spurs in 5
(2) OKC v. (7) MEM OKC in 6
(3) LAC v. (6) GSW Clippers in 4
(4) HOU v. (5) POR Rockets in 5

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 17 April 2014 07:40 (eleven years ago)

matt you wound me

it's a trilby (Clay), Thursday, 17 April 2014 07:52 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/DxLTooS.png

Lol

, Thursday, 17 April 2014 08:51 (eleven years ago)

(1) IND v. (8) ATL, Indy in 6
(2) MIA v. (7) CHA, Mia in 4
(3) TOR v. (6) BKN, Bkn in 6
(4) CHI v. (5) WAS, Chi in 7

(1) SAS v. (8) DAL, God's team in 4
(2) OKC v. (7) MEM, OKC in 5
(3) LAC v. (6) GSW, Clipse in 6
(4) HOU v. (5) POR, Rox in 6

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 17 April 2014 10:24 (eleven years ago)

for which i am quite grateful tbh, the notion that miami could fall to nets or indy is just making my heart race
― smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, April 17, 2014 12:25 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wouldn't bet it but based on reg season matchups, totally conceivable that:
Nets > Heat
Bulls > Pacers

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Thursday, 17 April 2014 11:05 (eleven years ago)

What are the big injuries right now besides Bogut? Marc is fine, right? Kinda want to pick a Griz upset so Brooks gets fired.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Thursday, 17 April 2014 11:08 (eleven years ago)

feel like that wd be best for everyones sake

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 17 April 2014 11:43 (eleven years ago)

indy 5
mia 5
tor 6
chi 6

sas 5
okc 4
lac 4
por 7

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 April 2014 12:09 (eleven years ago)

(1) IND v. (8) ATL - IND 5
(2) MIA v. (7) CHA, MIA 4
(3) TOR v. (6) BKN, BKN 6
(4) CHI v. (5) WAS WAS 6

(1) SAS v. (8) DAL SAS 5
(2) OKC v. (7) MEM OKC 5
(3) LAC v. (6) GSW GSW 7
(4) HOU v. (5) POR HOU 6

, Thursday, 17 April 2014 12:24 (eleven years ago)

indy in 5
miami in 4
brooklyn in 6
chicago in 7

spurs in 5
okc in 6
lac in 4
portland in 7

call all destroyer, Thursday, 17 April 2014 13:10 (eleven years ago)

indy 6
heat 4
raptors 7
chicago7

spurs 5
thunder 4
clips 5
rockets 7

k3vin k., Thursday, 17 April 2014 13:17 (eleven years ago)

pacers in 6
heat in 5
nets in 7
wizards in 7

spurs in 4
thunder in 5
clippers in 6
rockets in 7

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 17 April 2014 14:09 (eleven years ago)

we all seem to be in general agreement about every series except portland vs houston?

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 17 April 2014 14:09 (eleven years ago)

kevin & lagoon like the raptors
i like the wizards
kevin, cad & lagoon like the blazers
dayo likes the warriors

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 17 April 2014 14:11 (eleven years ago)

I almost chose the Raptors... they looked good from the games my friend the Canadian and I watched

, Thursday, 17 April 2014 14:12 (eleven years ago)

Valanciunas is a beast

, Thursday, 17 April 2014 14:13 (eleven years ago)

i seriously haven't seen the raptors play at all this year so i have hard time mentally getting over the hurdle that they're not just the raptors, despite all smart NBA people assuring us that they are indeed a dangerous team

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 17 April 2014 14:15 (eleven years ago)

we all seem to be in general agreement about every series except portland vs houston?

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, April 17, 2014 10:09 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tbh i just picked portland so id have an upset in there

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 April 2014 14:17 (eleven years ago)

raptors have v good ball movement which i feel is a good predictor of playoff success

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 April 2014 14:18 (eleven years ago)

Yeah Grievis does a good job, and I feel Derozan and Ross are two big X factors who could either go off in the playoffs or just shit the bed

, Thursday, 17 April 2014 14:20 (eleven years ago)

Also Lowry is back

, Thursday, 17 April 2014 14:24 (eleven years ago)

i think the raptors will definitely make it a series but i'm leaning towards the nets' veteran experience :-/

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 17 April 2014 14:25 (eleven years ago)

yeah my pick def comes in part from not having seen the raps very much but i think brooklyn is just going to be tough to play against in a playoff atmosphere.

as far as houston there's just something about that team i don't like, idk if portland will be the team to expose it but a guy can hope.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 17 April 2014 14:28 (eleven years ago)

Haven't watched the raps either. Or the nets tbf, since bropez went down.

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Thursday, 17 April 2014 14:29 (eleven years ago)

i've seen too much of the nets considering my locale

they're a good team but i think their chances of making the east finals are being overplayed a bit

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 17 April 2014 14:35 (eleven years ago)

Yeah Nets Raps feels like a classic 'youth v experience' narrative, who knows

, Thursday, 17 April 2014 14:37 (eleven years ago)

portland-houston should be a bonkers series either way tho

k3vin k., Thursday, 17 April 2014 14:38 (eleven years ago)

feel like if pat bev can shut down lillard portland has no chance

k3vin k., Thursday, 17 April 2014 14:38 (eleven years ago)

is he healthy?

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 17 April 2014 14:44 (eleven years ago)

the one interesting thing about that series is whether the rockets switch dwight onto LA

aldridge plays so far away from the basket that it would totally invert houston's defensive system, but on the other hand i feel like he would destroy terrence jones

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 17 April 2014 14:45 (eleven years ago)

he got hurt but then he came back, i'm assuming he's fine xp

k3vin k., Thursday, 17 April 2014 14:46 (eleven years ago)

i think it will be interesting to see if portland plays batum at the 4 a bunch

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 17 April 2014 14:46 (eleven years ago)

Pat Bev will be back but yeah he has a partially torn meniscus no?

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Thursday, 17 April 2014 14:48 (eleven years ago)

PDX really turned it back around once LMA came back didn't they

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Thursday, 17 April 2014 14:49 (eleven years ago)

So do we think Blake will get two more techs in this series and have to sit out another game?

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Thursday, 17 April 2014 15:53 (eleven years ago)

resets for the playoffs no

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 April 2014 16:03 (eleven years ago)

IND v ATL — Pacers in 6
MIA v CHA — Heat in 4
TOR v BKN — Nets in 7
CHI v WAS — Bulls in 5

SAS v DAL — Spurs in 5
OKC v MEM — GRIZZ in 7
LAC v GSW — Clips 6
HOU v POR — Blazers in 7

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Thursday, 17 April 2014 17:24 (eleven years ago)

WE HAVE A LIVE ONE Y'ALL. Grizz over OKC huh

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Thursday, 17 April 2014 17:59 (eleven years ago)

there is no chance of that happening

k3vin k., Thursday, 17 April 2014 17:59 (eleven years ago)

I don't care, want to see ZBo & Gasol going to do +20 damage to Orc Durant, gonna be uuuugly.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Thursday, 17 April 2014 18:25 (eleven years ago)

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkg7t96UEU1qf4idh.png

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Thursday, 17 April 2014 18:31 (eleven years ago)

Man I would love The Grizz over OKC

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Thursday, 17 April 2014 18:38 (eleven years ago)

sorry kev

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Thursday, 17 April 2014 18:39 (eleven years ago)

bad coaching is the wild card in that series tbh

call all destroyer, Thursday, 17 April 2014 18:43 (eleven years ago)

hahaha whaaat

Jackie MacMullan says Kobe told her last yr that Dwight Howard would stay in LA "Over my dead body." Calls it the "NBA's dirty secret."

call all destroyer, Thursday, 17 April 2014 18:49 (eleven years ago)

(1) IND v. (8) ATL Indy in 4 lol hawks
(2) MIA v. (7) CHA Miami in 5 big al beasts out one game
(3) TOR v. (6) BKN Brooklyn in 6 good luck usa
(4) CHI v. (5) WAS Chicago in 5 joakim eats john walls face

(1) SAS v. (8) DAL Spurs in 5 target practice sry dirk
(2) OKC v. (7) MEM OKC in 7 grind grind grind
(3) LAC v. (6) GSW Clippers in 5 curry goes berserk one game otherwise cp goes all forgot abt dre on them
(4) HOU v. (5) POR Blazers in 7 lots of howard-harden finger pointing

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 17 April 2014 18:54 (eleven years ago)

I'm glad the tipping series here is HOU v POR but I seem to be on the wrong side of justice

it's a trilby (Clay), Thursday, 17 April 2014 19:01 (eleven years ago)

Calls it the "NBA's dirty secret."
― call all destroyer, Thursday, April 17, 2014 2:49 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

she might need a refresher course on the meaning of "secret"

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 17 April 2014 20:59 (eleven years ago)

LAC v GSW — WARRIORS IN 4

MY MAN, WE BELIEVE, etc.

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Thursday, 17 April 2014 21:25 (eleven years ago)

^5

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Thursday, 17 April 2014 21:35 (eleven years ago)

espn predix

http://espn.go.com/nba/playoffs/2014/matchup/_/teams/hawks-pacers

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Thursday, 17 April 2014 23:30 (eleven years ago)

lotta raps picks

call all destroyer, Thursday, 17 April 2014 23:46 (eleven years ago)

lotta raps picks

― call all destroyer, Thursday, April 17, 2014

that seems absurd to me, solely based on the scientifically-proven "there are many aging but once awesome players on the nets, and the raptors were supposed to tank after (or even before) trading rudy gay" metric.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 17 April 2014 23:49 (eleven years ago)

couple of griz picks in there too

it's a trilby (Clay), Thursday, 17 April 2014 23:50 (eleven years ago)

the only metric ever proposed about the Rudy Gay trade was exactly how much better the raps would be without him

it's a trilby (Clay), Thursday, 17 April 2014 23:51 (eleven years ago)

wow only one person likes the wiz! damn

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 18 April 2014 02:55 (eleven years ago)

the bulls have been a legit good team since the deng trade

k3vin k., Friday, 18 April 2014 03:01 (eleven years ago)

I will be wrong. This is not in doubt. But I will play the game and lose graciously.

(1) IND v. (8) ATL ---- IND in 5
(2) MIA v. (7) CHA --- MIA in 5
(3) TOR v. (6) BKN --- TOR in 7
(4) CHI v. (5) WAS --- CHI in 6

(1) SAS v. (8) DAL ---- SAS in 4
(2) OKC v. (7) MEM --- OKC in 5
(3) LAC v. (6) GSW --- LAC in 6
(4) HOU v. (5) POR --- POR in 7

Aimless, Friday, 18 April 2014 03:04 (eleven years ago)

is this our general chatter thread b/c lol the Knicks signed Lamar Odom officially the day after the season ended, I totally dgi

it's a trilby (Clay), Friday, 18 April 2014 03:13 (eleven years ago)

from what i understand it was so they could secure a non-guaranteed option for next season

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 18 April 2014 03:19 (eleven years ago)

and get him into their "program" or whatever ASAP

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 18 April 2014 03:19 (eleven years ago)

crack cocaine rehab

lag∞n, Friday, 18 April 2014 03:53 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/84W1gp6.png

nba is so shanti

lag∞n, Friday, 18 April 2014 03:59 (eleven years ago)

On the sixth day God created man, woman, and dank nuggzzzzzz

, Friday, 18 April 2014 04:01 (eleven years ago)

makes me think he was just joking abt those dinos

lag∞n, Friday, 18 April 2014 04:07 (eleven years ago)

Adelman out

, Friday, 18 April 2014 11:20 (eleven years ago)

rip, he seemed p checked out

lag∞n, Friday, 18 April 2014 11:51 (eleven years ago)

too bad, i think he could still be a good coach when not going through personal shit.

call all destroyer, Friday, 18 April 2014 14:35 (eleven years ago)

yeah

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Friday, 18 April 2014 14:36 (eleven years ago)

that odom move is baffling.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 18 April 2014 14:38 (eleven years ago)

is it really tho

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Friday, 18 April 2014 14:39 (eleven years ago)

it's hard to know what was going on with adelman but his in-game management was just atrocious this year. pek being hurt half the season didn't help certainly

k3vin k., Friday, 18 April 2014 14:40 (eleven years ago)

is it really tho

― IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Friday, April 18, 2014

i am not sure if you are joeking.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 18 April 2014 14:43 (eleven years ago)

http://knickswag.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/KNICKS_BREAK_THROUGH_L.jpg

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Friday, 18 April 2014 14:46 (eleven years ago)

NYK dynasty ... the journey begins next year.

don't let go of the rope.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 18 April 2014 14:48 (eleven years ago)

Aw man Sager has leukemia

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/10801983/veteran-broadcaster-nba-sideline-reporter-craig-sager-leukemia-son-says

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Friday, 18 April 2014 14:56 (eleven years ago)

damn, get well

k3vin k., Friday, 18 April 2014 15:09 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9xnS9EJmRU

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Friday, 18 April 2014 15:13 (eleven years ago)

that sager news is heartbreaking

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 18 April 2014 15:14 (eleven years ago)

odom hasn't been good in like 3 or 4 years but if it's just a lottery ticket there isn't much harm

that's the sort of the player the knicks have to try and pursue right now... an older player whose reputation is a bit down who will take little money

basically if odom becomes their version of rashard lewis or something it would be ok

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 18 April 2014 15:15 (eleven years ago)

i mean if what they're doing is paying him essentially no money to get a non-guaranteed option for next season, it's a pretty smart move? i mean aside from the fact that odom is a recovering crackhead

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 18 April 2014 15:16 (eleven years ago)

all that kardashian publicity in NY instead of LA

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Friday, 18 April 2014 15:17 (eleven years ago)

missed this harrison smash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsRgjkX9loM

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Friday, 18 April 2014 15:22 (eleven years ago)

Pau Gasol felt nostalgic in what he admitted might have been his last day with the Los Angeles Lakers on Thursday. He’s also excited about his impending free agency and is open to a reunion with former Lakers coach Phil Jackson, who now runs the New York Knicks’ front office.

Knicks gonna be East Lakers

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Friday, 18 April 2014 15:45 (eleven years ago)

Odom had arguably his most efficient NBA season right before going to Dallas a few years ago; barring any debilitating physical injuries he might actually be kinda fresh for however old he is. Honestly not sure which does more punishment to the body, 3+ years of NBA grinding vs. on-again/off-again crack use.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Friday, 18 April 2014 15:52 (eleven years ago)

yeah he's toast

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Friday, 18 April 2014 15:54 (eleven years ago)

Knicks gonna be East Lakers

― Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Friday, April 18, 2014 8:45 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

artest is staying, d fish is coming

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Friday, 18 April 2014 15:54 (eleven years ago)

This Matt Barnes piece is really good and explains a lot about why he is how he is
http://grantland.com/features/matt-barnes-los-angeles-clippers-career/

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Friday, 18 April 2014 16:13 (eleven years ago)

pelton loving jordans wiz over bulls prediction

Giant Killers in the NBA playoffs
Kevin Pelton [ARCHIVE]

ESPN Insider | April 18, 2014

Mike DiNovo/USA TODAY Sports
Will the Wizards' tough brand of defense lead them to a playoff upset?
There are no true Cinderellas in the NBA playoffs, no No. 16 seeds. Every team -- even the Hawks -- has a legitimate chance to win a series, despite the favorite-friendly, seven-game series format that runs throughout the postseason. Still, there are upsets, and with that in mind, we can borrow from the principles our Jordan Brenner and Peter Keating have applied to the NCAA tournament to identify Giant Killers.

Using data from the last 11 postseasons -- which marks since the league expanded the opening round from best-of-five to best-of-seven -- I looked at both favorites and underdogs to try to identify factors, besides overall team ability, that help predict an upset.

Here's a look at indicators of both Giant Killers and teams most prone to suffer upsets, followed by the top indicator and which first-round series it most closely applies to.

Indicators of strong Killers
Elite defenses (This year: Charlotte Bobcats, Golden State Warriors, Memphis Grizzlies, Washington Wizards)

While the makeup of a Goliath doesn't seem to matter, defensive-minded Davids have been more likely to knock off higher seeds. The three best defenses relative to league average without home-court advantage (the 2012 Boston Celtics, 2013 Memphis Grizzlies and 2012 Philadelphia 76ers) all won their first series, while the worst 14 defenses were all eliminated.

That's good news for several defense-first underdogs in this year's opening round. Four of the NBA's top 10 defenses are lower seeds. However, the best of the group (the Warriors, who ranked third) may not be able to play at that level in the playoffs without center Andrew Bogut, who's sidelined with a fractured rib.

Teams that hack opponents (This year: Brooklyn Nets, Dallas Mavericks)

Oddly, the other trait that teams that pull first-round upsets have tended to share is a propensity for putting the opposition at the free throw line. Underdogs that foul at an above-average rate have won 29.5 percent of their first-round series, compared with 15.9 percent of their foul-free peers. It's possible that a looser whistle in the playoffs works to their benefit.

The Nets and Mavericks are the two lower-seeded teams this season who ranked in the league's top 10 in free throws allowed per field goal attempt. In particular, this trend may help Brooklyn's Kevin Garnett, who averaged a career-high 4.0 fouls per 36 minutes during the regular season.

Indicators of vulnerable Giants
Inexperienced playoff teams (This year: Toronto Raptors)

Experience matters for underdogs, too, but the lack of it has proved an especially important indicator of an opening-round upset. Of the 10 higher-seeded teams with the least playoff experience (measured by career playoff minutes), five were bounced from the playoffs in the opening round. And that trend can't entirely be explained away by the fact that the most experienced teams are usually the best ones.

That could spell trouble for Toronto, whose 2,507 combined playoff minutes are the fourth-lowest total for a favorite in the last 12 seasons. Two of the three with fewer (the 2005 Seattle SuperSonics, 2007 Raptors and 2009 Portland Trail Blazers) lost in the first round. Add in Brooklyn's experience (19,487 combined playoff minutes, which ranks fourth this season), and Toronto might be vulnerable. Still, as my prior research on playoff experience has shown, it's easy to overrate the importance of inexperience. It increases the likelihood of an upset but doesn't make it an inevitability.

Teams that don't get to the free throw line (This year: San Antonio Spurs)

Mark J. Rebilas/USA TODAY Sports
Not getting to the line enough could pose a problem for San Antonio in postseason play.
Free throw rate is also an important indicator for favorites, but in the opposite direction. Not getting to the line on offense can signal impending doom. The top quartile of favorites in terms of free throw attempts per field goal attempt have won 86.4 percent of their first-round series compared with just 68.2 percent of teams in the bottom quartile. This might serve as an indicator of consistency, since free throw attempts tend to be more consistent night-to-night than shooting from the field.

This year, only one higher seed -- the Spurs, who ranked 27th -- was even below average in terms of free throw rate. And San Antonio will probably be OK despite this weakness.

Teams that don't defend the 3-point line (This year: None)

The single strongest statistical indicator of vulnerability to upsets in the first round, adjusting for team quality, has been opponent 3-point percentage. That's surprising to the extent that this statistic tends to fluctuate from season to season. Nonetheless, favorites that are above average at defending the 3-point line have won an astounding 88.6 percent of their first-round matchups, while below-average 3-point defenses have won 65.9 percent of the time. And get this -- all three victims of first-round upsets last year (Brooklyn, Denver and the L.A. Clippers) were below average in 3-point defense.

Now that I've gotten you all excited about this fool-proof trend, the bad news: No Goliath really qualifies this season. The Miami Heat (36.2 percent) were a hair below league average (36.0 percent) in 3-point defense, but not enough to truly consider it a weakness. The Oklahoma City Thunder (35.8 percent) is the only other favorite that ranked outside the top 10 in opponent 3-point percentage.

The most overwhelming indicator
Regular-season head-to-head series win (This year: Washington Wizards)

There's one last statistic that predicts first-round upsets so well I had to save it for the end: regular-season results between the two teams. Lower seeds that won the season series outright have gone 10-9 during first-round series. Meanwhile, lower seeds that lost the season series are a staggering 4-46. (For completeness, lower seeds that split the season series are 6-13.)

A handful of underdogs (Atlanta, Brooklyn and Golden State) split the season series, but only one lower seed actually won it outright -- the Wizards, who took two out of three meetings with the Chicago Bulls. While, as usual, there are caveats -- both Washington wins came shortly after the Luol Deng trade, and Chicago won the most recent meeting by 18 at the Verizon Center -- if you're looking for a likely upset, Wizards-Bulls is a good place to start.

lag∞n, Friday, 18 April 2014 16:30 (eleven years ago)

missed this harrison smash
http://www.youtube.com/v/EsRgjkX9loM&fs=1&hl=en

― IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Friday, April 18, 2014 11:22 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

lol what exactly did aaron brooks think was gonna happen on this play

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 18 April 2014 16:36 (eleven years ago)

he saw an opportunity to get murdered and took it

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Friday, 18 April 2014 16:38 (eleven years ago)

ty for that article lagoon

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Friday, 18 April 2014 16:39 (eleven years ago)

namaste

lag∞n, Friday, 18 April 2014 17:08 (eleven years ago)

i'm not terribly convinced by those data but the wiz are a decent team and the bulls aren't THAT good so it could definitely happen

k3vin k., Friday, 18 April 2014 17:33 (eleven years ago)

Teams that hack opponents

This was the most interesting observation in there, imo. Statistical brainiacs could probably make models to isolate the situations where this works best, but I suspect it's mostly a byproduct of playoff officiating.

Aimless, Friday, 18 April 2014 17:48 (eleven years ago)

yeah

lag∞n, Friday, 18 April 2014 18:40 (eleven years ago)

loading hacking tools

ciderpress, Friday, 18 April 2014 19:12 (eleven years ago)

ESPN are having fun yet

http://i.imgur.com/Kq4bWNv.jpg

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Friday, 18 April 2014 22:02 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUmuEDO2gFA

cool promo

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 19 April 2014 03:44 (eleven years ago)

Lol Spurs are the last team in the league to give me shook ones pt 2 feels

, Saturday, 19 April 2014 03:46 (eleven years ago)

give you feels

k3vin k., Saturday, 19 April 2014 03:57 (eleven years ago)

thats from a couple years back right?

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 04:29 (eleven years ago)

picked the nets but go Raps

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 19 April 2014 16:33 (eleven years ago)

riding so hard for #TeamCanada rite now

http://i.imgur.com/hq3cIQh.jpg

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 16:36 (eleven years ago)

Ethan J. Skolnick ‏@EthanJSkolnick 1h -- The Raptors just introduced the Nets to a song with the chorus "remember what you wished for." Nicely done.

love this so much.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 19 April 2014 16:44 (eleven years ago)

raps really working velenchewnus on the block early

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 16:49 (eleven years ago)

took a long time but Casey finally runs plays for the guy

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 19 April 2014 16:51 (eleven years ago)

kyle lowry is the best player in this series lol?

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 16:52 (eleven years ago)

*derozen misses two threes from the corner in two seconds* "he did make 67 threes this year" ...ok

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 16:58 (eleven years ago)

the raptors running so much of their offense thru chewnas is making me feel better about picking BK

also lol john salmons is the first guy off the raps bench?

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 19 April 2014 17:02 (eleven years ago)

deron williams still looks horrible unless he's shooting wide open 3s

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 19 April 2014 17:02 (eleven years ago)

reminder that Morey got lowry for Rafer Alston

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 19 April 2014 17:04 (eleven years ago)

lowery w the right idea running against the nets

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 17:05 (eleven years ago)

yeah if they play this game in the half court they have no shot

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 19 April 2014 17:06 (eleven years ago)

plumdog jr > kg :(((((

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 17:06 (eleven years ago)

lol toronto crowd getting salty all about this playoff life

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 17:19 (eleven years ago)

haha holy shit http://www.raptorsrepublic.com/2014/04/19/ujiri-says-fk-brooklyn-wins-internet/

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 19 April 2014 17:30 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/xR295ng.png

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 17:36 (eleven years ago)

as far as basketball games go ive seen better

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 17:54 (eleven years ago)

lotta dumb fouls and TOs

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 19 April 2014 17:58 (eleven years ago)

It's amazing how often playoff hoops are ugly hoops. I blame the 'Bad Boy' Detroit Pistons teams for starting this dismal trend. Then the Knicks under Riley kicked it up another notch.

Aimless, Saturday, 19 April 2014 18:09 (eleven years ago)

KG looks absolutely cooked

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 19 April 2014 18:14 (eleven years ago)

it is v sad

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 18:17 (eleven years ago)

omg derozen is taking some turrible shots

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 18:19 (eleven years ago)

first time slammer ‏@olhnso 4m
lmao drake just said "this is the peoples team..jayz somewhere eating a fondue plate"

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 18:20 (eleven years ago)

Pft the fuck Toronto yr shit is broke

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Saturday, 19 April 2014 18:28 (eleven years ago)

http://instagram.com/p/m-zZsahjrh

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 18:32 (eleven years ago)

bench derozen

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 18:34 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/d76ShNx.jpg

smh

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 18:45 (eleven years ago)

man if the nets lose this wow

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 19:04 (eleven years ago)

pp stay trolling

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 19:27 (eleven years ago)

i hope pierce stabs drake 4 times

moullet, Saturday, 19 April 2014 19:48 (eleven years ago)

lol doc saying he used to run a play back in the day called find mark jackson

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 19:57 (eleven years ago)

Doc is the best

Somehow big baby looks even wider than usual...like not fatter necessarily but like he expanded laterally

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Saturday, 19 April 2014 20:01 (eleven years ago)

Toronto stole Atlanta's broken shot clock schtick, I wonder what the hawks will come up with to retaliate, maybe a Super Bowl style hourlong power outage

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Saturday, 19 April 2014 20:02 (eleven years ago)

holy shit @ "fuck brooklyn" ujiri for prime minister or whatever

it's a trilby (Clay), Saturday, 19 April 2014 20:05 (eleven years ago)

Holy crap crawford

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Saturday, 19 April 2014 20:07 (eleven years ago)

ew halfcourt heave

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 20:16 (eleven years ago)

jeez 4 fouls on iggy with 6 minutes to go in the 2nd.

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 20:30 (eleven years ago)

mama there goes that man to the bench

smooth hymnal (m bison), Saturday, 19 April 2014 20:31 (eleven years ago)

i maintain that mark jackson is a terrible coach and human being

it's a trilby (Clay), Saturday, 19 April 2014 20:32 (eleven years ago)

he is not a great offensive coach but fine at everything else and has the locker room on his side which is big.

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 20:34 (eleven years ago)

omg curry

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 20:34 (eleven years ago)

i feel like my preseason big upping of deandre have been pretty fairly vindicated thus far

it's a trilby (Clay), Saturday, 19 April 2014 20:36 (eleven years ago)

he's been great

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 20:37 (eleven years ago)

draymond looked like he hyperextended his knee

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 20:37 (eleven years ago)

man for really DJ is insane

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 20:37 (eleven years ago)

#wishing4bogut

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 20:38 (eleven years ago)

Hilton Armstrong is playing in the playoffs, thats where we're at here folks

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 20:41 (eleven years ago)

with jackson it's just idiosyncratic stuff like leaving iggy in on faith to get 4 fouls in the first half just seems outright like a dumb gamble. and i feel like he does something on that level every game just to be ornery

it's a trilby (Clay), Saturday, 19 April 2014 20:41 (eleven years ago)

yeah he is stupid stubborn sometimes

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 20:43 (eleven years ago)

also f cp3 for life obv

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 20:43 (eleven years ago)

DJ 5 blocks in the first half and like 12 other altered shots

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 20:52 (eleven years ago)

oh do NOT tell me steph is on some cliff paul tip

it's a trilby (Clay), Saturday, 19 April 2014 20:53 (eleven years ago)

skipping commercials but i really hope not

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 20:55 (eleven years ago)

man I hate to tell you but the plot twist in the latest cp commercial is there are two stephs and I am not kidding btw this really happened and I feel weird about it

it's a trilby (Clay), Saturday, 19 April 2014 20:57 (eleven years ago)

no do not believe will not watch

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 20:58 (eleven years ago)

refs having a great game out there today

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 21:12 (eleven years ago)

just dominant

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 21:12 (eleven years ago)

we're in the presence of greatness #witness

it's a trilby (Clay), Saturday, 19 April 2014 21:19 (eleven years ago)

This series is going to be awesome

tsrobodo, Saturday, 19 April 2014 21:19 (eleven years ago)

These refs huh

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 21:22 (eleven years ago)

Crazy quarter

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 21:32 (eleven years ago)

Haha 5 on blake

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 21:34 (eleven years ago)

So many bad calls both ways

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 21:34 (eleven years ago)

Let the playaz play

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 21:34 (eleven years ago)

the whole concept of fouling out is such a huge downer

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 21:37 (eleven years ago)

That's a tech huh

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 21:41 (eleven years ago)

let this game be our reminder that deandre jordan is not good at NBA basketball

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 19 April 2014 21:43 (eleven years ago)

Haha he's been good at certain things this game

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 21:45 (eleven years ago)

But that may have been due to jermaine only playing 4 minutes the first half

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 21:46 (eleven years ago)

Klay post up for te rest of the game huh

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 21:55 (eleven years ago)

chris paul understands basketball very good

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:01 (eleven years ago)

=\

moullet, Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:01 (eleven years ago)

Nice flop dickhead

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:03 (eleven years ago)

yo suddenly the refs call nothing lol

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:07 (eleven years ago)

brutal body slams on both side

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:07 (eleven years ago)

s

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:08 (eleven years ago)

Harrison in the playoffs >

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:08 (eleven years ago)

Such a weirdly called game

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:08 (eleven years ago)

Wow refs good work idiots

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:13 (eleven years ago)

lol this game is bad

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:13 (eleven years ago)

Such bad 4th q execution

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:15 (eleven years ago)

2 for 1 cmoooon

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:16 (eleven years ago)

not quite lol

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:17 (eleven years ago)

Draymond mvp

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:18 (eleven years ago)

draymond money

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:19 (eleven years ago)

lol cp3 tryina draw a foul throws the ball away

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:21 (eleven years ago)

Love

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:21 (eleven years ago)

breen n gundy acting like that was some huge foul on green and it was maybe borderline at best, paul owned himself flopping, karma

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:23 (eleven years ago)

lol jvg "that's the flaw in the system. or it's one of them."

it's a trilby (Clay), Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:23 (eleven years ago)

hah

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:23 (eleven years ago)

Trying to draw a foul at the end of a playoff game is holding the wrong end of the stick. If you have the ball, then you try to score.

Aimless, Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:24 (eleven years ago)

lol forever at chris paul

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:24 (eleven years ago)

brutal van gundy pessimism one of my favorite things

it's a trilby (Clay), Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:25 (eleven years ago)

Cp hahaha

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:26 (eleven years ago)

hahahahaha

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:26 (eleven years ago)

i'd feel bad for him but he's chris paul so

it's a trilby (Clay), Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:26 (eleven years ago)

Wow free throws

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:27 (eleven years ago)

holy shit man smh

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:28 (eleven years ago)

is there a gas leak or something

it's a trilby (Clay), Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:28 (eleven years ago)

this game is fucking wild

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:28 (eleven years ago)

JUST ONE PLEASE

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:28 (eleven years ago)

big win

it's a trilby (Clay), Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:29 (eleven years ago)

Don't care how sloppy man you steal game one you have a shot

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:29 (eleven years ago)

Lol iggy and Blake 19 minutes each nice work nba

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:30 (eleven years ago)

yeah thats bad

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:31 (eleven years ago)

if i catch myself watching one second of pacers v hawks i've gotta put a quarter in a jar or something

it's a trilby (Clay), Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:31 (eleven years ago)

i'm interested in seeing how the pacers look

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:40 (eleven years ago)

clips got nothing from blake, cp3 had to sit a ton and then choked at the end and the warriors still barely won. i think clips close it out in 6.

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:42 (eleven years ago)

ESPN Stats & Info ‏@ESPNStatsInfo 2m
In the final 1:30 of the game, the Clippers went 0-3 from the field, 0-2 from the line and turned the ball over twice

B-)

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:50 (eleven years ago)

Ha don't know how I missed this
http://cdn2.vox-cdn.com/assets/4326195/blakewater.gif

tsrobodo, Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:54 (eleven years ago)

lol, to that and to this

Ethan Strauss ‏@SherwoodStrauss 15m -- Man people really turned on CP3. He was the hero before those missed FTs

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:56 (eleven years ago)

that's totally intentional right xp

it's a trilby (Clay), Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:57 (eleven years ago)

crazy how he managed to accidentally dump that drink on the lone warriors fan lol

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:58 (eleven years ago)

lol hm players don't like blake griffin i wonder why?

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:59 (eleven years ago)

Well I doubt its because he throws drinks on fans.

tsrobodo, Saturday, 19 April 2014 23:00 (eleven years ago)

players dont like him because hes cool and constanly owns them my guess

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 23:02 (eleven years ago)

fans dont like him because hes cool and constantly owns them by throwing drinks on them

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 23:02 (eleven years ago)

Skip Bayless out there somewhere looking like http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/skip1.png

tsrobodo, Saturday, 19 April 2014 23:03 (eleven years ago)

if its not obvious enough the way he throws the cup right at the guy seals it

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 23:05 (eleven years ago)

xxp
Nah, nobody hates a guy just for being cool and owning them. I'd imagine players hate him cause he has a devious streak, acts like his shit don't stink and appears to be favoured by the "powers that be".

tsrobodo, Saturday, 19 April 2014 23:05 (eleven years ago)

nobody hates a guy just for being cool and owning them

but this is why everybody hates me tho

it's a trilby (Clay), Saturday, 19 April 2014 23:07 (eleven years ago)

smh h8rs

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 23:07 (eleven years ago)

Blake seems fine off the court. That gif is incredible and perfect

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 23:16 (eleven years ago)

burke otm pointing out the antic drawing hibbert out to the 3pt line cld be important in this series

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 23:18 (eleven years ago)

both the hawks big men shoot the 3

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 23:18 (eleven years ago)

Nah, nobody hates a guy just for being cool and owning them. I'd imagine players hate him cause he has a devious streak, acts like his shit don't stink and appears to be favoured by the "powers that be".

― tsrobodo, Saturday, April 19, 2014

i think this is exactly it. can't dislike blake, tho.

http://instntrply.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/BlakeShock.gif

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 19 April 2014 23:29 (eleven years ago)

wow great job shaming a guy for caring about his job dont know how anyone makes it with all the haters today

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 23:32 (eleven years ago)

am i the only one watching this game

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 23:33 (eleven years ago)

i'm sure atlantians are watching it.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 19 April 2014 23:34 (eleven years ago)

planning to tune in if there's an upset on the cards.

tsrobodo, Saturday, 19 April 2014 23:34 (eleven years ago)

haha. me, too!

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 19 April 2014 23:35 (eleven years ago)

cj watson is literally the only good player on the pacers

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 23:37 (eleven years ago)

not watching but . . . c'mon.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 19 April 2014 23:38 (eleven years ago)

fact

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 23:38 (eleven years ago)

Flailing is my big knock on Blake but that's the game we live in today. He made the jump in talent that I didn't believe he had in him so props for that.

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, 19 April 2014 23:41 (eleven years ago)

"lance stevenson is in a groove BLOCKED by brand"

lag∞n, Saturday, 19 April 2014 23:47 (eleven years ago)

Flailing is my big knock on Blake but that's the game we live in today. He made the jump in talent that I didn't believe he had in him so props for that.

― IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, April 19, 2014 11:41 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

eh aside from the flailing he's just in general a dickhead

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:02 (eleven years ago)

What if we are in fact the ones who are the dickheads

, Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:03 (eleven years ago)

makes u think

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:05 (eleven years ago)

does Hibbert have a drug problem

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:08 (eleven years ago)

he has a hug problem (not enough hugs)

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:09 (eleven years ago)

I mean he just spotted up from 3. That's something that happened.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:09 (eleven years ago)

lol yes ha

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:12 (eleven years ago)

something is wrong w him for sure

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:12 (eleven years ago)

I'm kind of watching this game bc were trying to put babby to bed and also if the hawks steal one it will be lol

But I don't intend to watch this series after it gets exiled to nba tv

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:12 (eleven years ago)

george just had to take a deep breath in order to keep himself from subtweeting hibbert when he was asked about their late season collapse

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:13 (eleven years ago)

Lol iggy and Blake 19 minutes each nice work nba

― IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Saturday, April 19, 2014 6:30 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This game was kind of trash bc of all the fouls but they also forced mark Jackson to accidentally use wacky lineups and unlock the power of my nemesis jermaine oneal

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:15 (eleven years ago)

God the pacers can't wait to lose and spend all summer sniping at each other until Larry trades 2 or 3 of them

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:16 (eleven years ago)

netw3rk ‏@netw3rk 11s
"We got some selfish dudes in here," Roy Hibbert thought to himself as he squared up behind the arc.

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:16 (eleven years ago)

Btw Blake clowning that warriors fan with his cup was some next level comedy shit including the guys buddy laughing at him and Blake responding to the guys protests by dumping the EMPTY cup in his lap

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:18 (eleven years ago)

yeah that was so dope, props blake, f the h8rs

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:18 (eleven years ago)

i mean he feigned outrage at the replay just to throw water on that dude

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:19 (eleven years ago)

look at his face, the anger is not real

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:19 (eleven years ago)

You're allowed to do that to a guy who flexes a front row seat for the opposing team in yr own building esp since it's a warriors fan he's probably a startup millionaire or something

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:20 (eleven years ago)

throw a kia logo on that gif and i might buy a new car

it's a trilby (Clay), Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:20 (eleven years ago)

Lol

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:21 (eleven years ago)

blake dumping water on some lame opposing fans cheesing in the first row in his arena is >>>>>>>>>>

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:28 (eleven years ago)

"does Hibbert have a drug problem" is actually a very solid question

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:29 (eleven years ago)

Serious gif of the year that's like the ish the mascots do and it's not as funny cos their mascots

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:35 (eleven years ago)

btw in his podcast with zach lowe simmons picked the wizards to make the east finals

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:37 (eleven years ago)

george just traveled so hard to get out of a trap then he got it back to hit a 3 smh

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:38 (eleven years ago)

west v antic would be real as fuc

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:39 (eleven years ago)

milsap smart driving on hibbert drawing the foul, make him backpedal, move his slow feet around

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:42 (eleven years ago)

oh sht teague just clowned turner

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:44 (eleven years ago)

uh so is jeff teague the best player in this series?

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:45 (eleven years ago)

remember when i was questioned for saying that the pacers made their team actively worse by getting bynum and turner

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:45 (eleven years ago)

holy hell teague is so righteous

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:45 (eleven years ago)

lol teague feasting

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:46 (eleven years ago)

Turner is a really bad player

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:46 (eleven years ago)

i wld like to state for the record i agreed w jordan re turner, cant remember abt bynum

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:47 (eleven years ago)

I don't know how much Bynum is a factor, but Turner actually plays and is bad

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:48 (eleven years ago)

btw in his podcast with zach lowe simmons picked the wizards to make the east finals

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, April 19, 2014 8:37 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This was ridiculous bc he sat there and talked himself out of the bulls bc they can't score which is true but they are also going to suffocate the wiz, who are not exactly an all time high powered offense or something

Also Lowe forgot to remind him that this will be thibodeau vs wittman

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:48 (eleven years ago)

The Wiz are a weird team, can't figure them out. Also apparently they're going to start Nene in game 1.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:49 (eleven years ago)

man the pacers seem really depressed this is weird and dark

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:49 (eleven years ago)

Hibbert got away with a hack before that Watson 3

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:50 (eleven years ago)

Simmons knows his craft. He needs to be smart enough to protect his rep, but just crazy enough to keep from being boring and conventional.

Aimless, Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:50 (eleven years ago)

feel bad for pacers fans all dressed in yellow their team going through some personal shit

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:51 (eleven years ago)

Gold swagger

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:52 (eleven years ago)

Blue depression

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:52 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BloEOBkCIAAMaH1.jpg

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:53 (eleven years ago)

Lmao

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:54 (eleven years ago)

Also congrats goon and Jord for foreseeing turner horribleness

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:55 (eleven years ago)

lol paul george just cannot shoot

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:55 (eleven years ago)

Scott Agness ‏@ScottAgness 40s

Andrew Bynum in the ear of Roy Hibbert on the bench, trying to get him going and pointing specific things out.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:56 (eleven years ago)

"take more threes bro"

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:57 (eleven years ago)

What hath Bird wrought.

Aimless, Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:57 (eleven years ago)

I imagine that the Bynum move was made in desperate response to whatever is up with Hibbert

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:58 (eleven years ago)

credit to the pacers org that no behind the scenes drama has leaked but clearly its something

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 00:58 (eleven years ago)

welp here's to Memphis making it 4 for 4

tsrobodo, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:02 (eleven years ago)

Scott Agness ‏@ScottAgness 40s

Andrew Bynum in the ear of Roy Hibbert on the bench, trying to get him going and pointing specific things out.

Lmao is today opposite day

, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:02 (eleven years ago)

"This is a specific thing here man."

it's a trilby (Clay), Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:03 (eleven years ago)

lol "check out this specific thing"

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:04 (eleven years ago)

netw3rk ‏@netw3rk 15s
The Pacers are 10-11 since Paul George said he wanted to be mentored by LeBron.

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:04 (eleven years ago)

pacers demise still boggling my mind like it is hard to reckon with my understanding of how reality works

it's a trilby (Clay), Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:05 (eleven years ago)

yeah like they were playing over their heads earlier this year but not this far

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:06 (eleven years ago)

ha ev turner is bad

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:06 (eleven years ago)

"neo, take the blue pill and the pacers will be good again. but take the red pill and know the truth behind all things."

it's a trilby (Clay), Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:07 (eleven years ago)

"literally shoot it from anywhere bro it's so freeing" -- bynum

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:08 (eleven years ago)

DeMarre Carroll is 10x the player Turner is

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:08 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/vU9ZmUA.gif
Been staring at this gif for like 5 minutes, is it yet time to turn on the Pacers game?

tsrobodo, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:09 (eleven years ago)

man the pacers seem really depressed this is weird and dark

― lag∞n, Saturday, April 19, 2014

omg must turn on game.

(then scrolls back up to review thread)

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:10 (eleven years ago)

wow these George drives are pathetic

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:13 (eleven years ago)

yeah like astoundingly so

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:14 (eleven years ago)

Did anybody pick a hawks upset

, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:16 (eleven years ago)

welp the pacers are down 20 w 6mins left and getting booed by their fans

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:18 (eleven years ago)

are you kidding me with this jump ball

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:18 (eleven years ago)

BRAVO PACERS

http://confessionsofa20somethingklutz.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/tom-cruise.gif

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:21 (eleven years ago)

this is honestly unfathomable to me

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:24 (eleven years ago)

hard to figure... *stares past the horizon*

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:24 (eleven years ago)

yeah, i really don't get what's happened to indiana.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:25 (eleven years ago)

something

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:26 (eleven years ago)

ok it's only one game but let's say indiana flames out... what happens to that franchise?

does bird resign? does vogel get fired? does lance flee? does hibbert get traded for steven adams and a first round pick?

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:26 (eleven years ago)

Vogel definitely fired

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:28 (eleven years ago)

lol the calls Indy is getting

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:29 (eleven years ago)

feel like vogel stays, players are traded

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:30 (eleven years ago)

can't see why bird should leave.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:30 (eleven years ago)

if anything Bird should just coach

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:31 (eleven years ago)

Bird is a big believer in coaches wearing out their welcome, he might decide it's time

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:32 (eleven years ago)

i'm not saying bird *should* leave, altho he did acquire evan turner and essentially trade two first round picks for luis scola

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:32 (eleven years ago)

stephenson knows he can pass, right?

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:33 (eleven years ago)

in one of his books Bird talked about how by year 3 you've heard pretty much everything a coach has to say

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:33 (eleven years ago)

yo hibbert getting packed again by korver i don't even like hibbert but WTF BRO

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:33 (eleven years ago)

yeah maybe vogels one of those guys you can only take for so long, he doesnt seem like that tho

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:33 (eleven years ago)

and obvs bird is wrong about that

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:33 (eleven years ago)

like carlisle got bounced twice for being a dick, once by bird, but now hes been in dallas forever and hes still great

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:35 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/curf0GO.png

moullet, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:35 (eleven years ago)

mavs roster has turned over a bunch tho

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:36 (eleven years ago)

rosters always turn over a bunch, i mean dirk is still dirk

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:36 (eleven years ago)

I think it's probably true for some coaches. I've always suspected diminishing returns with Doc Rivers.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:38 (eleven years ago)

idk i feel like there are guys who just grate like scott skiles but other than that its best to keep a good coach if you can

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:40 (eleven years ago)

a lot of the times a coach just gets blamed cause youre not allowed to fire players

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:40 (eleven years ago)

lol okay i guess im watching all four games i was supposed to goto a going away party this afternoon and instead i ordered pizza but you know what i deserve it (tv sports based degradation)

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:42 (eleven years ago)

I don't really buy this Calathes supplement explanation

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:44 (eleven years ago)

whut

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:44 (eleven years ago)

these okc fan tees dont quiiite match the court

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:46 (eleven years ago)

kudos getting everyone to wear them tho looks p tite, strong visual branding fellas

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:47 (eleven years ago)

Ibaka adding the long Garnett style jumper might end up being the most important development of the year

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:49 (eleven years ago)

Btw the pacers thing is either a lady or gambling NBA players do not fight over anything else unless they are losing also every team is well versed in keeping their mouths shut abt that stuff

The only other option is some really weird probably with hibbert or George or between the two of them like something none of us can even imagine

Also if they flame out I think bird lets lance walk and trades one other starter and makes some deals to remake the bench again but keeps vogel

The real question is which starter

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:52 (eleven years ago)

Ibaka adding the long Garnett style jumper might end up being the most important development of the year

― z-time champion (agent hibachi), Saturday, April 19, 2014 9:49 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah hes really turned it up this year, become the player people thought he already was

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:54 (eleven years ago)

I just assumed since the pacers retained the #1 seed they had worked it out

Rip pacers

, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:56 (eleven years ago)

thunder are too fast for the grizzz, called it *conveniently ignores getting the rest of todays series real wrong*

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 01:58 (eleven years ago)

man okc is just pushing on every play like even if the griz are back they just run right at them

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 02:01 (eleven years ago)

love it

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 02:01 (eleven years ago)

the thunder are not joking around

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 02:07 (eleven years ago)

Kirk Goldsberry ‏@kirkgoldsberry 28s
Kyle Korver had two blocks tonight, Roy Hibbert had 0. #advancedstats

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 02:08 (eleven years ago)

That Hibbert kwame brown stats comparison from a while back was my favorite thing

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Sunday, 20 April 2014 02:10 (eleven years ago)

lag∞n
Posted: April 19, 2014 at 7:07:41 PM
the thunder are not joking around

yeah this for real

it's a trilby (Clay), Sunday, 20 April 2014 02:12 (eleven years ago)

Rizz ‏@Rizzmigizz 1h -- Pacers fans are saying the Hawks...minus the losing 13 of 14...then soon after 6 in a row..are basically a top seed and this isnt fair weeee

lol

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 20 April 2014 02:18 (eleven years ago)

nba gonna have trouble w this

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--8S2_Mmby--/c_fit,fl_progressive,w_636/m7a1h5ne2lowuswwvm3m.gif

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 02:24 (eleven years ago)

lol why is thabeet playing how many guys are in brookses center rotation

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 02:41 (eleven years ago)

omg pacers digest is so good right now

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 20 April 2014 02:42 (eleven years ago)

Re: Pacers / Hawks Round 1 Playoffs - Game 1 Post-Game thread 4/19
I'm just sad at the moment. Gonna take a couple of days off the forum to clear my head.

srs stuff

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 02:43 (eleven years ago)

**** this team. Bunch of entitled, whining little *****es. They are ****ing pathetic.

v srs stuff

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 20 April 2014 02:45 (eleven years ago)

man you guys really turned on the pacers huh

micah, Sunday, 20 April 2014 02:49 (eleven years ago)

we didnt turn on them. they turned on US.

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 20 April 2014 02:51 (eleven years ago)

they are my favorites.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 20 April 2014 02:51 (eleven years ago)

i was always against the pacers

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 02:52 (eleven years ago)

btw memphis went 23mins between made jumpshots just now

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 02:53 (eleven years ago)

as much hype as the west gets for its depth, memphis and dallas are both kinda garbage teams

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 20 April 2014 02:55 (eleven years ago)

memphis literally has no one who can shoot besides conley. dallas has no defenders except dalembert for about 10 minutes a game.

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 20 April 2014 02:55 (eleven years ago)

man you guys really turned on the pacers huh

― micah, Sunday, April 20, 2014 2:49 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we didnt turn on them. they turned on US.

― smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, April 20, 2014 2:51 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

turned on themselves

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 20 April 2014 02:56 (eleven years ago)

memphis is still a third seed in the east tho, were p good when gasol played

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 02:57 (eleven years ago)

The pacers implosion is super interesting and inscrutable, I have no horse in their race other than I'd like to see Miami battled as hard as they did for six games last year, too bad abt that game 7

Lots of good teams drop a random first round game, would not be shocked if they won four straight next (or if the clippers did) but it seems to be of a piece with some kind of horrifying pacers train wreck narrative right now

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 20 April 2014 02:58 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Blog6W3IAAAnEO2.png

lol

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 02:58 (eleven years ago)

thats a p dece shooting night for memphis

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 20 April 2014 02:59 (eleven years ago)

Lol take that Hollinger *deal with it glasses descend onto a smiling westbrook*

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 20 April 2014 03:00 (eleven years ago)

Maybe the grizzly's eyes are yellow because he is blind

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 20 April 2014 03:00 (eleven years ago)

Z-Bo doesn't have much success vs. the thunder, which is surprising to me

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 20 April 2014 03:18 (eleven years ago)

z-bo doesnt have much success against good teams, tho

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 20 April 2014 03:20 (eleven years ago)

hm maybe

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 20 April 2014 03:20 (eleven years ago)

thunder coming out as flat in the 2nd as they were energetic in the 1st

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 03:20 (eleven years ago)

zach completely owned the spurs that one year sry bise

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 03:21 (eleven years ago)

just seems like Z-bo should put Ibaka in the torture chamber to me

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 20 April 2014 03:21 (eleven years ago)

thunder defense is so swarmy he has no room to opperate

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 03:22 (eleven years ago)

and since then, zbo has been washed out *portlandia theme starts* by the spurs

xp

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 20 April 2014 03:22 (eleven years ago)

Two years ago, z-bo was briefly an unstoppable force. That was two years ago.

Aimless, Sunday, 20 April 2014 03:22 (eleven years ago)

it was 2011 when he owned the spurs

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 20 April 2014 03:23 (eleven years ago)

Tirico going out on a limb calling the OKC bombing despicable. Pretty political statement for a sports broadcast but if you ask me he's right on.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 20 April 2014 03:25 (eleven years ago)

so mem on a 20-4 run atm

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 03:25 (eleven years ago)

idk got to hear both sides xp

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 03:25 (eleven years ago)

this is unreal i think maybe whatever happened to the pacers happened to the thunder at halftime

― lag∞n, Saturday, April 19, 2014 11:36 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ibaka doesnt give a fuck tho

― lag∞n, Saturday, April 19, 2014 11:37 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no cursed game film can bring him down

― lag∞n, Saturday, April 19, 2014 11:37 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 03:43 (eleven years ago)

i accidentally posted in the computer thread

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 03:43 (eleven years ago)

lmao u liek computers, nerd

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 20 April 2014 03:45 (eleven years ago)

error error

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 03:45 (eleven years ago)

wow what a terrible call on that out of bounds

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 20 April 2014 03:47 (eleven years ago)

officials don't decide games tho, best team always wins

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 20 April 2014 03:47 (eleven years ago)

both teams always win

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 03:48 (eleven years ago)

uhhh not sure what zbo did there

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 20 April 2014 03:51 (eleven years ago)

Tony Allen hoistin'

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 20 April 2014 03:51 (eleven years ago)

the memphis coaches suit is very bad

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 03:52 (eleven years ago)

seems like the unifying factor for these first round games is crap reffing

micah, Sunday, 20 April 2014 03:54 (eleven years ago)

"For when the ONE GREAT SCORER comes
To write against your name,
He marks - not that you won or lost -
But how you played the game."

-- Bob Marley --

Aimless, Sunday, 20 April 2014 03:54 (eleven years ago)

But how you played reffed the game."

Aimless, Sunday, 20 April 2014 03:55 (eleven years ago)

@stephenasmith: I honestly must admit I had no idea Memphis could play defense like this. They look like piranhas out there

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 20 April 2014 03:58 (eleven years ago)

lol wut

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 04:02 (eleven years ago)

@stephenasmith: I honestly must admit I had no idea Memphis had a basketball team.

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 20 April 2014 04:03 (eleven years ago)

@stephenasmith: I honestly must admit I do not watch much basketball #TrueDetective #MadMen #GoT LOL

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 20 April 2014 04:03 (eleven years ago)

Peter Vecsey ‏@PeterVecsey1 2h -- IP season ticket holder: Popeye Jones tried 2 encourage Hibbert outside huddle during Q3 TO. Roy slapped Popeye's hand off & scowled at him

___________________________

Peter Vecsey ‏@PeterVecsey1 2h -- Popeye gave him a scowl right back, reports IP fan. "Never been to a more discouraging Pacers playoff game."

___________________________

Peter Vecsey ‏@PeterVecsey1 1h -- West said there's no communication among players. David, I'm told, gave up trying 2 talk sense & stability; they stopped listening

oooooooooh

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 20 April 2014 04:10 (eleven years ago)

wonder who larry's gonna trade

micah, Sunday, 20 April 2014 04:14 (eleven years ago)

one weird thing about Larry Bird is that he resembles a bird and also his name is bird. was thinking about this earlier and thought I'd share

it's a trilby (Clay), Sunday, 20 April 2014 04:17 (eleven years ago)

i know hibbert will be, like, worth it to trade for. but for whom?

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 20 April 2014 04:17 (eleven years ago)

bird is the word

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 20 April 2014 04:18 (eleven years ago)

he's set to earn 15 mil next 2 seasons

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 20 April 2014 04:21 (eleven years ago)

Mike Miller, SF 20 1-6 1-2 0-0 1 2 3 0 0 0 0 4 -21 3

LVP for tonight?

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 20 April 2014 04:23 (eleven years ago)

robin Lopez >> hibbert, enjoy that rotten contract, lar

it's a trilby (Clay), Sunday, 20 April 2014 04:36 (eleven years ago)

wow pacers, that is an exceptionally bad loss.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 20 April 2014 04:41 (eleven years ago)

if they lose the series imo bird needs to do something drastic to the roster.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 20 April 2014 04:41 (eleven years ago)

They probably all listen to Drake.

Also Derek Fisher is juicing, the only explanation.

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Sunday, 20 April 2014 06:42 (eleven years ago)

YouTube has been recommending I watch a birdman 2012-13 highlight mix for weeks now

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 20 April 2014 13:11 (eleven years ago)

thunder game was weird, like they decided to take the 3rd quarter off

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 13:15 (eleven years ago)

i enjoyed watching Memphis last night, i rebuke those that bemoaned them making the playoffs (mavs are the real enemy)

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 20 April 2014 16:00 (eleven years ago)

praying for a pacers downfall book or long form piece soon

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 20 April 2014 16:13 (eleven years ago)

memphis has a lot of cool players even if their style is kinda tedious, i like dallas too tho, obvs phoenix wouldve been more fun than other

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 16:16 (eleven years ago)

praying for a pacers downfall book or long form piece soon

― smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, April 20, 2014

otm. many are noting the terrible body-language and statements made by the pacers after game one, e.g., hibbert's seemingly sarcastic line that he might be the problem, defensively, against a stretch-5 center, or paul george going out of his way to note that the pacers were only down a few points when he went to the locker room for some treatment, but down 13 when he returned ("i don't know what happened"). lots of bad vibes from indiana at the moment.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 20 April 2014 16:25 (eleven years ago)

i know the trappings of home are comforting, but this seems crazy to me.

Ira Winderman ‏@IraHeatBeat 1h -- Bobcats are returning to Charlotte after today's game, will not practice in Miami. Game 2 on Wednesday.

that's a lot of zig-zagging between cities in the short gap between games one and two.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 20 April 2014 17:17 (eleven years ago)

this feels like a regular season game not too intense

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 18:43 (eleven years ago)

this one has a similar feel to the first game #1 seed cant quite bring itself to care too much

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 21:02 (eleven years ago)

big al getting sore foot sucks

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 21:02 (eleven years ago)

Can't watch all today's games til tonight :/

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Sunday, 20 April 2014 21:13 (eleven years ago)

Jefferson hurting his foot took the 'Cats chances from about 3% to .03%

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 20 April 2014 21:15 (eleven years ago)

yup

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 21:17 (eleven years ago)

was also just looking forward to seeing him do some damage cause the heat have no one who can to anything with him at all

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 21:18 (eleven years ago)

ho mcbob just posterized the shit out of birdman

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 21:20 (eleven years ago)

ESPN Stats & Info ‏@ESPNStatsInfo 1m
Al Jefferson was 4 for 4 from the field prior to his injury, 5 for 13 since

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 21:48 (eleven years ago)

yeah he probably shouldn't have been playing

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 20 April 2014 21:53 (eleven years ago)

Spurs mavs game 1 plus Easter,Sunday merited exactly zero posts in this thread not counting this one

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 20 April 2014 23:05 (eleven years ago)

this feels like a regular season game not too intense

― lag∞n, Sunday, April 20, 2014 2:43 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^^^^^

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 23:10 (eleven years ago)

Haha missed that one thought u were talkin bout cats heat

Kerr and marv in their best ugly sager style suits is a nice touch

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 20 April 2014 23:12 (eleven years ago)

yeah tnt has been pulling out all the stops in support of sags today, its been nice to see.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 20 April 2014 23:13 (eleven years ago)

too much imo

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 23:14 (eleven years ago)

this series is headed to NBATV pretty soon huh

k3vin k., Sunday, 20 April 2014 23:18 (eleven years ago)

shockingly no

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 23:25 (eleven years ago)

can they flex that tho

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 23:26 (eleven years ago)

Haha missed that one thought u were talkin bout cats heat

― z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, April 20, 2014 7:12 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

feel like i deserve an award or something

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 23:29 (eleven years ago)

wuts up bird

http://cdn1.vox-cdn.com/assets/4329951/mcbob.gif

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 23:30 (eleven years ago)

rip chris the birdman andersan.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 20 April 2014 23:31 (eleven years ago)

this thread title on point early!

Nhex, Sunday, 20 April 2014 23:32 (eleven years ago)

Candace Buckner ‏@CandaceDBuckner 2h -- Last one. Vogel on #Hawks: "They’re a heck of a basketball team. They’re not a team that has a 38-44 record...

it's true; hawks were really 56 -- 26. pacers were really 38 -- 44.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 20 April 2014 23:33 (eleven years ago)

the hawks are really worse than their record as some of those wins were won before horford went down

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 23:35 (eleven years ago)

horford 16-13
sans 22-31

lag∞n, Sunday, 20 April 2014 23:39 (eleven years ago)

http://giant.gfycat.com/GreatConfusedBlackpanther.gif

, Monday, 21 April 2014 00:03 (eleven years ago)

B-)

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 00:04 (eleven years ago)

i must say my only rooting interest in the bulls-wizards series is who will make life harder on indiana in the second round. i'm still assuming indiana beats atlanta but who knows?

Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, 21 April 2014 00:08 (eleven years ago)

I like Playoff Taj Gibson he's one of those guys who seems like 30% better in the playoffs

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Monday, 21 April 2014 00:09 (eleven years ago)

Getting lit by korver has to be rock bottom right?

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Monday, 21 April 2014 00:10 (eleven years ago)

I still can't really believe hibbert got his shit blocked by Kyle korver twice, that should automatically get you traded to Europe

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Monday, 21 April 2014 00:11 (eleven years ago)

Lol xp

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Monday, 21 April 2014 00:11 (eleven years ago)

Lmao

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Monday, 21 April 2014 00:15 (eleven years ago)

I like Playoff Taj Gibson he's one of those guys who seems like 30% better in the playoffs

― z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, April 20, 2014 8:09 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

gibson was really good this year he shd be starting ahead of booz easy

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 00:15 (eleven years ago)

yeah gibson is clearly better than Boozer and in general a stud but finding some way to give them both a lot of minutes is probably the best thing chemistry-wise.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 21 April 2014 00:21 (eleven years ago)

thought I could bring myself to watch bulls and wiz but I just can't do it

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 00:36 (eleven years ago)

if washington holds-on, will this be the most road wins on the opening day of round one in NBA history? feels like it.

Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, 21 April 2014 01:35 (eleven years ago)

bulls offense is truly miserable

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 April 2014 01:36 (eleven years ago)

welp after watching the entirety of the rest of the weekend schedule (naps excepted) i just turned this one on after i actually left my house and went running

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 01:39 (eleven years ago)

wizards 22-31 in fts

moullet, Monday, 21 April 2014 01:41 (eleven years ago)

I'll just go ahead assume you're all watching Houston v Portland which will probably be the only really watchable game tonight

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 01:44 (eleven years ago)

The only channel I found showing the game looks like this on my tv

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/SH/7D0523D5-A6ED-4FA6-8EE4-DD0A8A8FB348_zpsbohp4pm8.jpg

So I can only know portlands score and not the rockets

Lol

, Monday, 21 April 2014 01:54 (eleven years ago)

Rockets just called a timeout I'm guessing the score is 14 to negative 3

, Monday, 21 April 2014 01:55 (eleven years ago)

haaah

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 01:59 (eleven years ago)

who is doing the play by play? guy sounds like he went to announcer school despite having no instincts for announcing

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 02:07 (eleven years ago)

DAME

k3vin k., Monday, 21 April 2014 02:11 (eleven years ago)

Dwight looks lost

, Monday, 21 April 2014 02:12 (eleven years ago)

The way parsons was calling for that you know he practices the running half court shot on the reg

, Monday, 21 April 2014 02:14 (eleven years ago)

blazers are very good at offensive rebounding

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 02:24 (eleven years ago)

Update: the station adjusted the broadcast so you can see Houston's score but then they put this giant qr code up that blocks Portland score

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/SH/27C02223-9BAD-4630-894A-AF1F1ACA2EFB_zpshnnkppue.jpg

, Monday, 21 April 2014 02:24 (eleven years ago)

maybe if you scan the code you get the score

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 02:28 (eleven years ago)

parsons is balling the fuck out

k3vin k., Monday, 21 April 2014 02:28 (eleven years ago)

houston is getting out and running now

k3vin k., Monday, 21 April 2014 02:28 (eleven years ago)

parsons having two or three really big games was my big worry about this series

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 02:30 (eleven years ago)

portland is gonna get killed in this series when they go small

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 April 2014 02:31 (eleven years ago)

their starting 5 is the new pacers starting 5 and the bench isn't bad but things aren't quite right when someone goes out

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 April 2014 02:32 (eleven years ago)

outside of mo the blazers bench is utter garbage, worst scoring bench on the year

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)

stotts should be playing their starters as much as possible, which is why it's important for houston to get out and run and wear them down

k3vin k., Monday, 21 April 2014 02:34 (eleven years ago)

Aldridge can't really body dwight either

k3vin k., Monday, 21 April 2014 02:34 (eleven years ago)

Update: the station adjusted the broadcast so you can see Houston's score but then they put this giant qr code up that blocks Portland score

― 龜, Sunday, April 20, 2014 10:24 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

looool

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 02:35 (eleven years ago)

ooph lin missed

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 02:36 (eleven years ago)

dwight made all the rockets get mohawks what a rad dude

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 02:36 (eleven years ago)

lol smh

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 02:37 (eleven years ago)

Yeah that was ugly

P bev corner 3 earlier this year went behind the backboard maybe the rockets know something we don't

, Monday, 21 April 2014 02:38 (eleven years ago)

lol that was last week, yeah i think they're moving the baskets or something, probably a d-league experiment they forgot to turn off

k3vin k., Monday, 21 April 2014 02:40 (eleven years ago)

blazers starting 5 is beating the rockets down

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 April 2014 02:46 (eleven years ago)

LA & robin are pounding them down low

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 April 2014 02:48 (eleven years ago)

Portland starting group is statistically a pretty elite squad iirc

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 02:51 (eleven years ago)

my theory as to why LA kills houston is he's one of the only guys in the nba who is as big and athletic as dwight but he tries much harder and is more skilled than dwight, i don't think he can handle it

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 April 2014 02:52 (eleven years ago)

that was the best half of opening weekend

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 02:55 (eleven years ago)

I really like stotts' gameplan thus far

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 02:57 (eleven years ago)

when the playoffs come around I become markers and the blazers are my apple sorry in advance everybody

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 03:00 (eleven years ago)

Stay hungry. Stay foolish

, Monday, 21 April 2014 03:05 (eleven years ago)

shaq's whole thing about how dwight should just go out there and dominate really exposes a pretty glaring blind spot

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 03:06 (eleven years ago)

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/21/sports/basketball/a-die-hard-fan-is-loving-the-raptors-success.html?_r=0

cool story

k3vin k., Monday, 21 April 2014 03:07 (eleven years ago)

That's great

, Monday, 21 April 2014 03:10 (eleven years ago)

Rockets really had some opportunities to pull away there from turnovers

, Monday, 21 April 2014 03:29 (eleven years ago)

pretty much everything they did wrong in the first half they're doing well in the second

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 03:31 (eleven years ago)

Clay who's the white guy with immaculate hair on the bench

, Monday, 21 April 2014 03:49 (eleven years ago)

LMA 3s seem like a long time coming

k3vin k., Monday, 21 April 2014 03:52 (eleven years ago)

it's like hey take a step back and instantly transform the lowest value shot in the game into the highest value shot

k3vin k., Monday, 21 April 2014 03:52 (eleven years ago)

beverley is really hamming it up tonight

k3vin k., Monday, 21 April 2014 03:54 (eleven years ago)

yeah hes a good heel

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 03:55 (eleven years ago)

Lol p bev

, Monday, 21 April 2014 03:55 (eleven years ago)

ugh man batum just pulled a harden

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 03:55 (eleven years ago)

They gonna call a flagrant??

, Monday, 21 April 2014 03:55 (eleven years ago)

he made no play on the ball

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 03:56 (eleven years ago)

but idk bev didnt fake writhe in pain so

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 03:57 (eleven years ago)

Clay who's the white guy with immaculate hair on the bench

― 龜, Sunday, April 20, 2014 8:49 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

i assume you mean meyers leonard who i highly suggest GISing b/c he is a silly person with a silly face

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 03:57 (eleven years ago)

looks to me like he was going after the ball and just missed it and kept trying to stop the play by instinct, that's not a playoff flagrant

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 03:58 (eleven years ago)

Yes

Lol I just assumed he was a euro xp

, Monday, 21 April 2014 03:58 (eleven years ago)

he is about as cornfed as it gets

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 03:59 (eleven years ago)

O shit dame??

, Monday, 21 April 2014 03:59 (eleven years ago)

oh do not be real with me that damian is hurt

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:01 (eleven years ago)

dope ass block on howard by lopez

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 04:04 (eleven years ago)

Dwight's lost like 5 inches on his vert hasn't he

, Monday, 21 April 2014 04:05 (eleven years ago)

yup

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 04:05 (eleven years ago)

this series has some serious chippiness potential

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:09 (eleven years ago)

hey btw is this thread title a todd terje thang?

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:10 (eleven years ago)

xp
im all for it, i hope both teams cause significant injuries to each other

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:10 (eleven years ago)

Ball don't lie

, Monday, 21 April 2014 04:17 (eleven years ago)

holy heck at dame's 3 and 1

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:19 (eleven years ago)

lmao at dwight playing wise sage in locker room (as told by dwight)

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:19 (eleven years ago)

damian is going hard

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:20 (eleven years ago)

Rockets have a flaw in their o-ring

, Monday, 21 April 2014 04:21 (eleven years ago)

mchale is suicidal having jones body LA

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:22 (eleven years ago)

oh no this is nuts don't toy with my emotionsss

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:22 (eleven years ago)

lol beard

k3vin k., Monday, 21 April 2014 04:24 (eleven years ago)

Did jones poke that away or did LA lose it

Batum if you're gonna foul him FOUL him

, Monday, 21 April 2014 04:25 (eleven years ago)

lamarcus has some trouble with ballhandling i've noticed this year

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:26 (eleven years ago)

it looked like LA just lost it

mchale is lucky wes matthews bricked that open 3, he almost drove the rockets off a cliff

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:26 (eleven years ago)

lma might have to average 40 in this series and mchale might let him, they really can't stop him at all

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:28 (eleven years ago)

jeremy, my god

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:28 (eleven years ago)

Ugh this chinese channel just cut off the fees because they have to show some program at 12:30. I'm gutted

, Monday, 21 April 2014 04:30 (eleven years ago)

damian dudddde

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:32 (eleven years ago)

holy shit dame

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 04:32 (eleven years ago)

DAMIAN

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:32 (eleven years ago)

DAAAAAAAAME

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:32 (eleven years ago)

he is the most money guy i swear

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:33 (eleven years ago)

btw i fucking hate harden's game now, its just penetrate, make a bad decision and lean into your guy right? get fts

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:33 (eleven years ago)

ooo harden is sucha bitch

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 04:33 (eleven years ago)

gotta let lillard try and ice this

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:34 (eleven years ago)

Ugh this chinese channel just cut off the fees because they have to show some program at 12:30. I'm gutted

― 龜, Monday, April 21, 2014 12:30 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol this happened to me w the superbowl last year

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 04:34 (eleven years ago)

yeah it's impossible to like harden's game. he basically took everything annoying about classic wade, amplified it, and added a three point shot

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:34 (eleven years ago)

fuck that shit

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:34 (eleven years ago)

HOLY CRAP

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:35 (eleven years ago)

YOWWWWW

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:35 (eleven years ago)

o my shit

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 04:35 (eleven years ago)

btw i have watched more basketball in 48 hours than i did all year prolly

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:35 (eleven years ago)

this game tho!!!

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:35 (eleven years ago)

slop counts right?

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:35 (eleven years ago)

chandler on the mend now?

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:35 (eleven years ago)

god aldridge is an animal

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:36 (eleven years ago)

i swear i'm gonna be on a harden is worse than hitler tip in about 5 days

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:36 (eleven years ago)

why wait 5 days? start that shit now

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:36 (eleven years ago)

whoooo that was some rough D

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:37 (eleven years ago)

portland should start selling t-shirts with an ambulance that has the blazers pinwheel painted on the side

― Clay, Sunday, March 16, 2014 8:17 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:38 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BluBKdMCEAEPCsk.jpg

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 04:39 (eleven years ago)

Sean Highkin ‏@highkin 1m
Howard, Beverley and Asik each have 5 fouls...

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 04:39 (eleven years ago)

Lol ya'll are gonna make me torrent this game just to get the last 30 seconds

, Monday, 21 April 2014 04:40 (eleven years ago)

And OT I guess

, Monday, 21 April 2014 04:40 (eleven years ago)

HOU v POR — Rockets in 7 all games come down to a buzzer beater

spottie otm

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:41 (eleven years ago)

holy hell LA

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:43 (eleven years ago)

hol sht lma

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 04:43 (eleven years ago)

lma is literally unreal tonight

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:43 (eleven years ago)

man if the series turns on lma choosing this moment to start taking threes

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 04:44 (eleven years ago)

the late return of linsanity is unexpected

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:45 (eleven years ago)

yo diwght took 7 steps

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 04:47 (eleven years ago)

howard travelled before he was fouled imo

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:47 (eleven years ago)

s/o to stotts for taking a much worse player out of the game and putting lopez back in

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:49 (eleven years ago)

oh come on srs

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 04:50 (eleven years ago)

oh my god aldridge whyyyyyyy would you set that screen

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:51 (eleven years ago)

patrick beverly is worse than hitler

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:51 (eleven years ago)

portland is fucked now

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:51 (eleven years ago)

that was a total foul. a legendary game by LA obv but that was unbelievably stupid.

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:51 (eleven years ago)

omg if beverly injured his own knee this year

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 04:52 (eleven years ago)

oh it was totally a foul but still fuck beverly

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:52 (eleven years ago)

dame and beverley in an endless cycle of good vs evil

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:55 (eleven years ago)

i would go to war for dame, warts and all

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:55 (eleven years ago)

yin/yang

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 04:55 (eleven years ago)

D A M I A N

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:55 (eleven years ago)

i still can't conceive portland stopping houston here without lopez and LA

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:57 (eleven years ago)

i am glad we are all in agreement that damian lillard is an angel from heaven who will stand in the glory of the Creator when his mission here on earth has been completed

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:57 (eleven years ago)

wow shoutout joel freeland: rim protector

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:58 (eleven years ago)

these are m/l his first minutes since january

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:59 (eleven years ago)

SO MANY FOULS WHYYYYYY

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 April 2014 04:59 (eleven years ago)

uuughhh

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 04:59 (eleven years ago)

calling a foul on that garcia board is so inane

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 April 2014 05:00 (eleven years ago)

refs doin their best to wrap this shit up

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 21 April 2014 05:00 (eleven years ago)

damian is a pretty clutch player right b/c this may be an important moment for him

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 05:00 (eleven years ago)

my soul is craving a damian lillard 25 foot pull up

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 April 2014 05:01 (eleven years ago)

wow i'm shocked portland went so fast

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 April 2014 05:02 (eleven years ago)

if this goes to 2ot there will be no players left

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 05:02 (eleven years ago)

hahaha gotta resume play tomorrow with dleague callups

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 21 April 2014 05:02 (eleven years ago)

going fast is the right move there imo youre behind u want to prolong the game

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 05:03 (eleven years ago)

LMAO DWIGHTTTTT

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 21 April 2014 05:04 (eleven years ago)

ha howard gtfo

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 05:04 (eleven years ago)

well my logic was they can't stop houston but then harden shot a step back 3 so hey

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 April 2014 05:05 (eleven years ago)

JUSTICE

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 21 April 2014 05:05 (eleven years ago)

the reffing has been embarrassing

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 April 2014 05:05 (eleven years ago)

it didnt take me long to catch feelings over this series

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 05:05 (eleven years ago)

will not apologize for bad call rip dwight peace bro cool haircut

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 05:05 (eleven years ago)

btw i have to get up in less than 5 hours and teach kids algebra and im just like....theyll understand if i mail it in right?

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 21 April 2014 05:06 (eleven years ago)

yessssss

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 05:07 (eleven years ago)

LMAO HARDEN

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 21 April 2014 05:07 (eleven years ago)

can't believe that win totally stunned

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 05:07 (eleven years ago)

wtf was harden DOING

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 05:08 (eleven years ago)

bison show a movie. good game!

balls, Monday, 21 April 2014 05:08 (eleven years ago)

lmao harden impotently attempting to lean into his man/looking confused

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 05:08 (eleven years ago)

it's like he got to that position and stopped a moment to think "what am i, james harden, DOING?"

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 05:09 (eleven years ago)

oh yeah clay. your night!

moullet, Monday, 21 April 2014 05:09 (eleven years ago)

hahahaha harden's weakass free throw drawing well ran dry DAME 4 PRESIDENT

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 21 April 2014 05:10 (eleven years ago)

it's like he got to that position and stopped a moment to think "what am i, james harden, DOING?"

― it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, April 21, 2014 1:09 AM (13 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh right i just get fouled here right... hmm not working whaaat now... welp

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 05:10 (eleven years ago)

that was incredible defense by batum to stay in front and not bite on the pump

and harden still had a very decent look that was like an inch off

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 April 2014 05:11 (eleven years ago)

yeah it was not a terrible shot all things considered

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 05:12 (eleven years ago)

terrible play tho

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 05:12 (eleven years ago)

eh high pick and roll for one of the best penetrators in the game when the other team has joel freeland protecting the rim is fine with me

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 April 2014 05:13 (eleven years ago)

harden shot 8/28 o_o

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 April 2014 05:14 (eleven years ago)

77 points between lma and dame. the blazers last won a championship in... 1977

feeeeeeel these vibes

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 05:14 (eleven years ago)

eh high pick and roll for one of the best penetrators in the game when the other team has joel freeland protecting the rim is fine with me

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, April 21, 2014 1:13 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it wasnt really a pnr tho the way it turned out more of an aimless harden iso

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 05:16 (eleven years ago)

ESPN Stats & Info ‏@ESPNStatsInfo 32s
LaMarcus Aldridge, Damian Lillard are first teammates to score 45 and 30 in a playoff game since Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippen in 1992

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 05:18 (eleven years ago)

i remember earlier in the season us all more or less agreeing that we would take lillard in 2014 but kyrie longterm but I think I would just take lillard outright at this point

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 April 2014 05:18 (eleven years ago)

I heard my name?

feeeeeeel these vibes

You're probably forgetting that the Pacers won this championship last January. :(

Aimless, Monday, 21 April 2014 05:18 (eleven years ago)

lol at the studio crew clowning the highlight package for showing every harden make

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 05:19 (eleven years ago)

i'm hoping damian spends the summer learning how to play just regular basic defense

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 05:21 (eleven years ago)

the cool thing abt the hackadwight isnt just the bad ft shooting its that it doesnt take any time off the clock

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 05:21 (eleven years ago)

lma 48-16 :0

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 05:22 (eleven years ago)

46-18 rather

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 05:23 (eleven years ago)

lol at the studio crew clowning the highlight package for showing every harden make

― lag∞n, Sunday, April 20, 2014 10:19 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

i just got to this on my dvr this is essential viewing

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 05:23 (eleven years ago)

@PortlandPolice: We don't normally endorse theft, but stealing 1 from the @HoustonRockets is just fine with us #RipCity

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 05:24 (eleven years ago)

btw i got comped two tix to game 3 ;)

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 05:27 (eleven years ago)

lol portland cops

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 April 2014 05:28 (eleven years ago)

ah big al got a tear in his foot rip

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 05:32 (eleven years ago)

heat are gonna sit wade for the rest of the series

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 April 2014 05:35 (eleven years ago)

hmm what to do

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BluKXNBCIAA5_Nz.jpg

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 05:35 (eleven years ago)

who's in the top left corner?

Nhex, Monday, 21 April 2014 05:40 (eleven years ago)

looks like lin

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 05:43 (eleven years ago)

he got himself boxed in but that's just really good D... i'm not sure harden would have been able to whip a pass over batum's pterodactyl arms

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 April 2014 05:43 (eleven years ago)

he got hesitant tho he should've run himself right into freeland's stomach

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 April 2014 05:44 (eleven years ago)

yeah lins man mightve been able to pick it off too

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 05:44 (eleven years ago)

harden shouldve been more decisive tho

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 05:44 (eleven years ago)

@PortlandPolice: We don't normally endorse theft, but stealing 1 from the @HoustonRockets is just fine with us #RipCity

Lmao

, Monday, 21 April 2014 05:45 (eleven years ago)

Guys ILH during THE OFFS is the best ilu all peace and god bless

, Monday, 21 April 2014 05:46 (eleven years ago)

lol nene looking like a miami vice villain in the post game presser

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 05:47 (eleven years ago)

namaste dayo ilh represent worldwide

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 05:49 (eleven years ago)

sad i missed an instance of LinsanityTM. hopefully someone will recap it by tomorrow

Nhex, Monday, 21 April 2014 05:52 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BluRsCHCYAAf42h.jpg
i dont fear tubs and crockett

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 05:55 (eleven years ago)

just wrapped up four games in 3.5 hours. well basically slept through the first 3 except for the mcbob smash and OMG loved that. But then this here pcx game was a stunner. Pat Bev is so awesome who wouldn't want that crazy man on their team? He is everything Harden is not.

My fav play of the game came in the first half when harden took matthews to school and posed/jawed a little and then goes down to the other end and stands in the corner "guarding" matthews while he back cuts and gets a wide open dunk and harden didn't even turn his head until the ball was through the hoop (basically what we saw 11 minutes of in that basketblolz youtube video the other day).

HORRIBLE REFFING

'offs ILH is the best dayo otm

shaq needs to STFU about howard dude we get it you are superman he is not, you were better yes, he is not v good anymore its ok dude your penis is bigger congrats please just stop and move it along.

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Monday, 21 April 2014 06:19 (eleven years ago)

<3 ilh

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 07:45 (eleven years ago)

damn i missed a good one last night

call all destroyer, Monday, 21 April 2014 12:09 (eleven years ago)

spottie otm re shaq that shit is embarrassing hes a child

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 12:10 (eleven years ago)

btw i got comped two tix to game 3 ;)

― it's a trilby (Clay), Sunday, April 20, 2014 10:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is big news! never been to a playoff game it's a dream of mine.

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Monday, 21 April 2014 15:27 (eleven years ago)

ya thats sick bruh

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 15:46 (eleven years ago)

very jealous clay

k3vin k., Monday, 21 April 2014 16:22 (eleven years ago)

set up an ILH live feed would you?

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Monday, 21 April 2014 16:24 (eleven years ago)

gopro that mess

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Monday, 21 April 2014 16:24 (eleven years ago)

they are saying pat bev reinsured his knee, getting an MRI

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Monday, 21 April 2014 16:28 (eleven years ago)

rein*jured

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Monday, 21 April 2014 16:28 (eleven years ago)

i have to renew my insider sub can someone post this http://insider.espn.go.com/nba/playoffs/2014/story/_/id/10815292/brooklyn-nets-top-teams-best-first-round-upset-chances-nba-playoffs?ex_cid=InsiderTwitter_peltonplayoffupsets

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 April 2014 16:39 (eleven years ago)

pat bev has been cleared for game 2

k3vin k., Monday, 21 April 2014 16:50 (eleven years ago)

cool, I like watching him sorry clay still cheering for your boys tho

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Monday, 21 April 2014 16:53 (eleven years ago)

Dubs won a playoff roadgame despite Steph losing 7 turnovers, Iguodala playing only 19 minutes, and no Bogut == Dubs in 4.

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Monday, 21 April 2014 16:58 (eleven years ago)

reeeeally hard game to judge anything on tbf, the lineups were bonkers both ways with everyone in foul trouble. Scrap for the win was all it was. I mean Jamal Crawford hit like 1-20 shots and Blake didn't play much. Curry kinda struggles against the clippers.

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Monday, 21 April 2014 17:07 (eleven years ago)

i feel like most playoff series don't form until game 3 anyway

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 21 April 2014 17:31 (eleven years ago)

http://cdn3.vox-cdn.com/assets/4326775/pgnope.gif

pg got problems

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 17:32 (eleven years ago)

Ranking first-round upset chances
Nets top list of Game 1 winners with best odds of beating first-round favorite
Updated: April 21, 2014, 11:01 AM ET
By Kevin Pelton | ESPN Insider
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Deron Williams and the Nets impressed in their Game 1 victory over the Raptors.
So much for home-court advantage. The first weekend of the NBA postseason belonged to the road teams. Five of the eight lower seeds immediately swung the series by winning Game 1, some in decisive fashion, others dramatically down the stretch. That's a big change from last year, when the home teams were 8-0 during the first weekend.

However, don't start scouting a Washington Wizards-Atlanta Hawks series in the conference semifinals just yet. Since the first round expanded to seven games in 2003, road teams that have stolen Game 1 on the road have gone on to win the series less than half of the time (10-of-22, 45 percent, to be exact). But that's an average, and each playoff series is unique.

Based on the matchups and how Game 1 played out, here's how I'd rank the five road winners' chances of taking the series.

1. Brooklyn Nets (60 percent chance of winning series)

In most quarters -- including our expert picks and Las Vegas -- the Nets were actually slight favorites entering this series. Their Game 1 victory in Toronto only reinforced that perspective. Brooklyn took advantage of favorable matchups at power forward (where Amir Johnson couldn't hang with Paul Pierce on the perimeter) and on the wing (where Joe Johnson posted up smaller Raptors counterparts, putting Terrence Ross in early foul trouble) to lead most of the game.

Toronto can adjust by starting the more mobile Patrick Patterson at the 4 spot, and the Raptors are likely to get better performances from DeMar DeRozan (who shot 3-of-13 from the field), so this series is far from over. Still, Brooklyn is the only lower seed that is clearly more likely than not to win its series.

2. Washington Wizards (55 percent chance of winning series)

The Wizards were my favorite upset pick entering the playoffs, and they only reinforced that with an impressive win Sunday in Chicago.

Washington's starting five played well with Nené back in the lineup at power forward, Andre Miller offered key production from the bench and the Bulls struggled to score late in the game. The Wizards are now 3-1 against Chicago this season, suggesting this matchup might be trouble for the Bulls.

3. Atlanta Hawks (50 percent chance of winning series)

Atlanta is attempting to do something that hasn't happened in more than a quarter-century. In the 16-team postseason era, only one below-.500 team has ever won a series (the 1986-87 Seattle SuperSonics, who actually won two). After beating the Indiana Pacers in more decisive fashion than the scoreboard would indicate (they led by as many as 20 points before settling for an eight-point win), the Hawks have an excellent chance of joining the 1987 Sonics.

Entering the weekend, the Hawks probably had the lowest chance of winning the series of any road team that won Game 1. However, their dominant play suggested that their 2-0 record against Indiana with 3-point threat Pero Antic in the lineup was no fluke. Atlanta's ability to space the floor causes the Pacers severe problems. That's compounded by Indiana's fragile mental state after finishing the regular season 6-9 over the last 15 games.

Though the Pacers have time to turn things around, this appears to be much more even than the typical 1-seed versus 8-seed matchup. And a case can be made that the Hawks should be considered favorites. Road teams that won Game 1 by at least eight points (a group that also includes Washington) in a best-of-seven first round have gone on to win the series six out of eight times.

4. Portland Trail Blazers (45 percent chance of winning series)

The Blazers, who needed a LaMarcus Aldridge tip-in to force overtime and a James Harden miss at the buzzer to secure a win -- not to mention a comeback fueled by intentionally fouling Dwight Howard -- were surely the least dominant Game 1 winner. There was still a lot to like about Portland's performance. Aldridge dominated the Rockets, becoming the third player since 1987 to score at least 46 points and grab at least 18 rebounds in the playoffs (per Basketball-Reference.com), and Damian Lillard took over the game down the stretch. The Blazers also did a nice job defensively against Harden, who shot just 8-of-28 from the field.

The outcome of the series might hinge on the results of Patrick Beverley's MRI Monday. Beverley, who did not undergo surgery after tearing the meniscus in his right knee in late March, injured the same knee late in the game. If he's lost for any period of time, it could swing what already looked like a relatively even matchup -- both teams won 54 games, though Houston earned home court by virtue of winning the season series 3-1 -- in Portland's favor.

5. Golden State Warriors (40 percent chance of winning series)

Of the favorites who lost Game 1 at home, the Los Angeles Clippers have the least reason for concern. They fell by four points, with a call the NBA admitted Sunday that it blew looming large down the stretch, on a day where Blake Griffin was limited to 19 minutes by foul trouble.

At the same time, there is a strong case for the Warriors. They battled foul trouble of their own (Andre Iguodala was limited to 20 minutes) and demonstrated that small-ball lineups can be successful against the Clippers in the absence of injured starting center Andrew Bogut. With real plus-minus star Draymond Green on the floor -- a matchup made easier by Griffin's foul trouble -- Golden State outscored L.A. by 17 points. And the Warriors made the Clippers pay for trapping Stephen Curry on pick-and-rolls by moving the ball and creating open shots. If Doc Rivers switches to a more conventional defense, it could allow Curry (who had seven turnovers and shot just 6-of-16 from the field) to go off.

So the Warriors stand a decent chance of winning the series. And after an upset-heavy first weekend of the playoffs, they're not even close to alone.

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 17:32 (eleven years ago)

really hated the terrible officiating in the clips/warriors game 1 but if the warriors can pull off the series win, hats off to them

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 21 April 2014 17:58 (eleven years ago)

it was bad both ways, wouldn't say one team got the upper hand, as with the pdx/hou game

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Monday, 21 April 2014 18:12 (eleven years ago)

they were prob anticipating the hype of the PHYSICAL SERIES and came out whistles blazing to 'set the tone'. Doubt game 2 goes anything like game 1.

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Monday, 21 April 2014 18:15 (eleven years ago)

yup

lag∞n, Monday, 21 April 2014 18:16 (eleven years ago)

i really really hate the "i better flail my arms around and hope for a foul call" thing blake and cp3 do when they get defended at the rim

brimstead, Monday, 21 April 2014 18:26 (eleven years ago)

Was last night the first (notable) time that hack-a-XXXXX actually worked?

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Monday, 21 April 2014 20:01 (eleven years ago)

hack-a-strategy is generally used while you're behind so it's not really fair to say it doesn't "work" if you don't end up winning the game. used correctly it can raise your chance or winning a few percentage points probably

k3vin k., Monday, 21 April 2014 20:03 (eleven years ago)

it just seems to backfire more often than not or do nothing but screw the pace of the game.

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Monday, 21 April 2014 20:06 (eleven years ago)

Hack-a-Shaq usually provided moments of either tense drama or comic relief.

Aimless, Monday, 21 April 2014 20:06 (eleven years ago)

Woodson and Adleman officially out

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 20:24 (eleven years ago)

lol Andre Miller

"I have no regimen," Miller says. After the season ends, so does Miller's working out -- no weights, no cardio, no nothing. "I really don't pick up a basketball."

Eating right also falls by the wayside. "(My diet) isn't healthy at all," Miller says. "Hamburgers, hot links on the Fourth of July, all that."

To control his weight, however, Miller uses old-fashioned discipline. "I starve myself," he says.

Seriously? "Yeah, I'm just starting to learn about calories and all that."

David Thorpe, executive director of the Pro Training Center in Clearwater, Florida, suspects Miller may have a genetic advantage.

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Monday, 21 April 2014 20:25 (eleven years ago)

look at all this motion
http://espngrantland.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/wtfpacers.gif?w=576&h=317
has anyone checked up on CompuPost?

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Monday, 21 April 2014 20:32 (eleven years ago)

I like PG's "uh... anyone gonna do anything?" motion before he just drives into the center

Nhex, Monday, 21 April 2014 20:36 (eleven years ago)

They were probably waiting for Hibbert to spot up behind the three-point line.

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Monday, 21 April 2014 20:41 (eleven years ago)

otm

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Monday, 21 April 2014 20:42 (eleven years ago)

Like David West's "sheeeeit iunno" shrug even more

Also appreciated Hill's "uhh do something over there, that should work, just keep the rock away from me" unhelpful arm waving.

tsrobodo, Monday, 21 April 2014 21:01 (eleven years ago)

smh

K.C. Johnson ‏@KCJHoop 57s

Noah received 100 of 125 first-place votes for DPOY. Roy Hibbert second and DeAndre Jordan third.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 21 April 2014 21:17 (eleven years ago)

Was last night the first (notable) time that hack-a-XXXXX actually worked?

― IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Monday, April 21, 2014 8:01 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I've seen players benched because of it several times after only a couple fouls which I think counts as success.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 21 April 2014 21:18 (eleven years ago)

pg got problems

― lag∞n, Monday, April 21, 2014 5:32 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

George was attempting a lot of totally suicidal drives in that game. No angle, no spacing, just one on five.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 21 April 2014 21:19 (eleven years ago)

yeah thats true xp

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Monday, 21 April 2014 21:23 (eleven years ago)

so yeah guys thanks, i'm excited about going to a game! I've been to playoff games before but i guess i just like this team a lot more than those slow-paced brandon roy-isoing mcmillan grinders of the late aughts. and i'm not sure i had the same kind of total disgust with the opponent before the series started either so yeah it'll be a frothing good time. i'll do my best to accidentally pour a cup of gatorade on dwight.

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 21:30 (eleven years ago)

I feel conflicted about the Rockets. Really hate Harden and Howard but Parsons and Beverley are really cool. Don't really dislike anyone on the Blazers.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 21 April 2014 21:36 (eleven years ago)

yeah i'd take parsons and lin on my team anytime (together though duh) and bev is fine and could be pretty good if he could develop a consistent outside shot. asik i don't have a feeling for, idk what his problem is in general and would like to see him play in a different situation before i judge. terrence jones beat up a homeless dude for laughs so he's subhuman garbage. harden and howard deserve each other. but every team has dudes i like. not every team has harden and howard and jones. in summary: fuck these dudes.

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 21:44 (eleven years ago)

well here we go

http://www.nba.com/media/042114-2013-14-Kia-NBA-Defensive-Player-of-Year-Votes.pdf

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 21 April 2014 21:49 (eleven years ago)

I see that the PJ Tucker voter is a local Phoenix radio guy, very surprising.

polyphonic, Monday, 21 April 2014 21:51 (eleven years ago)

these Ibaka votes... am I missing something?

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 21 April 2014 21:52 (eleven years ago)

anthony davis being eighth in voting probably the biggest travesty of that list

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 21:53 (eleven years ago)

Barnett picked Warriors at #1 and #2, what a homer.

polyphonic, Monday, 21 April 2014 21:56 (eleven years ago)

manu's wife gave birth to a baby girl this morning and then he made it to practice this afternoon.

“He went in there this morning and a half hour later he was back at practice. Pretty efficient guy,” Spurs coach Gregg Popovich said. “I told him, ‘Manu, you didn’t do anything. Your wife is efficient. You’re not efficient. You didn’t do anything.’”

it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, 21 April 2014 21:58 (eleven years ago)

lol barnett

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Monday, 21 April 2014 21:59 (eleven years ago)

pop omg he's been on one lately

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Monday, 21 April 2014 21:59 (eleven years ago)

for me terrence jones has that punchable face (& haircut) k3vin is always talking about with Landry.

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Monday, 21 April 2014 21:59 (eleven years ago)

big ups to Leo Rautins and Marv Albert (!) for their Beverley votes

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 21 April 2014 22:00 (eleven years ago)

hey btw is this thread title a todd terje thang?

― smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, April 21, 2014 12:10 AM (17 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Not intentionally! Just clowning the bobcats a little for their silly name and style since these are the last four games before they turn into the HORNETS and all of ilh is required to order a teal and purple starter jacket and rock the pinstripes like its 1989 (the number another summer get down sound of funky drummer)

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Monday, 21 April 2014 22:11 (eleven years ago)

Had to use like eight different ways to see the end of por-hou since the dvr cut it off but wow did Damian and lma unleash hell on those dudes

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Monday, 21 April 2014 22:13 (eleven years ago)

Mike Ganter ‏@Mike_Ganter 12m

Can confirm Masai Ujiri has spoken with both Adam Silver and Rod Thorn and will not be fined or disciplined re Saturday's pep rally comment

This guy Masai

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 21 April 2014 22:52 (eleven years ago)

haha how'd he slide outta that?

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Monday, 21 April 2014 23:02 (eleven years ago)

matt what are your beefs with the DPOY results?

k3vin k., Monday, 21 April 2014 23:08 (eleven years ago)

i am very skeptical of the RPM defensive numbers for big guys (incorporates past seasons (wtf??), includes a height adjustment that rewards taller players (???)), but they show DAJ as a beast, and the clippers defense has been great this year. ibaka also has improved a lot on D and seems to be a big plus now. noah should be obvious. hibbert is a fine choice since the first half of the season counts as much as the second

k3vin k., Monday, 21 April 2014 23:11 (eleven years ago)

DeAndre was the best player on the Clippers in Game 1 imo

polyphonic, Monday, 21 April 2014 23:15 (eleven years ago)

in the first half

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Monday, 21 April 2014 23:17 (eleven years ago)

I feel conflicted about the Rockets. Really hate Harden and Howard but Parsons and Beverley are really cool. Don't really dislike anyone on the Blazers.

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, April 21, 2014

blazers seem cool and nice. rockets seem like a team of self-absorbed, empty-headed punks (excepting lin, i guess). easy choice.

Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, 21 April 2014 23:18 (eleven years ago)

in the first half

The turnovers didn't help either I guess. But his post d was terrifying.

polyphonic, Monday, 21 April 2014 23:22 (eleven years ago)

hibbert is a fine choice since the first half of the season counts as much as the second

― k3vin k., Monday, April 21, 2014 11:11 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that would mean that he was lapping the field defensively in the first half of the season which I don't think is what happened.

I'm having a hard time squaring this attitude of yours with your Larry Sanders doubting btw.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 21 April 2014 23:27 (eleven years ago)

more pacers stuff, cuz i love it

It's reached the point where it's now about appealing to the Pacers' pride, something that was never in question when they appeared to be the most unified team in the NBA.

the most unified team in the league? not buying this, especially given how they seem to be almost openly at war with each other now.

Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, 21 April 2014 23:58 (eleven years ago)

Ethan J. Skolnick @EthanJSkolnick 7h -- Steve Clifford on going back home after Game 1: "Let's face it, if it was a city different from Miami, we might have stayed."

so miami is too much fun, and has too many distractions, to keep the bobcats here for the two days between games?

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 00:05 (eleven years ago)

based on what I've seen of the miami strip clubs on Vine, I think so

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 00:06 (eleven years ago)

those are all fake. they're really coffeehouses that host left-wing political philosophy clubs.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 00:09 (eleven years ago)

. . . with strippers.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 00:09 (eleven years ago)

Why is Memphis wearing alternate uniforms? THE OFFS should be an alternate-free zone

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 00:14 (eleven years ago)

Aw too bad russ

, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 00:24 (eleven years ago)

feel like memphis could be working gasol v ibaka in the post more hes got a big size advantage

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 00:28 (eleven years ago)

Okc is eating up z bo

, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 00:29 (eleven years ago)

Beno udrih looks like he should be on game of thrones

, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 00:38 (eleven years ago)

SPOILERS MANG.

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 00:40 (eleven years ago)

Do we think Gatorade rushed out this Bryce Harper welcome to the jungle,commercial because of the ongoing Paul George/pacers traveshamockery

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 00:41 (eleven years ago)

Beno killed joffrey

, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 00:41 (eleven years ago)

I wonder what adidas will do for Derrick Rose's next comeback

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 00:42 (eleven years ago)

Pass the shoe off to dame.

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 00:43 (eleven years ago)

Dame was wearing Adidas when that knee scare happened yesterday

Nt saying but I'm sayin

, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 00:46 (eleven years ago)

Fish just missed a wide open layup on the break

, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 00:47 (eleven years ago)

Fishers chinese nickname is Old Fish

, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 00:49 (eleven years ago)

Haaaa

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 00:50 (eleven years ago)

dame inked a $100mil deal with Adidas late last week. first guy with national commercial appeal in blazer history I think unless Walton was barking for converse in 78

it's a trilby (Clay), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 01:07 (eleven years ago)

i say this a lot but man do i love watching mike conley

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 01:07 (eleven years ago)

Love it when russ gave Conley the lane thinking perk was gonna handle it then Conley calmly reversed it in

, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 01:10 (eleven years ago)

yeah the blazers have had a lot of awesome players with no commercial appeal. Roy was probably the closest thing they had to it.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 01:11 (eleven years ago)

Giannis is up to 6'9.5" in bare feet btw. Still needs a good nickname.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 01:16 (eleven years ago)

Clyde Drexler was straight up awesome in every way, but he lived in Jordan's shadow.

Aimless, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 01:41 (eleven years ago)

what an injury plagued playoffs already

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 01:51 (eleven years ago)

@JeffZillgitt NBA commissioner Adam Silver has reconsidered Raptors GM Masai Ujiri's use of the f-word and will fine him $25,000.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 01:54 (eleven years ago)

can he reconsider the Chris Paul veto

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 01:54 (eleven years ago)

Does anybody care about Courtney lee thougg

, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 01:54 (eleven years ago)

Drexler was of course awesome but the world didn't have much room for another big marketable guy past mj, bird, magic, and barkley. Clyde was at least a household name but didn't have that real spark of personality the real breakthrough guys had.

it's a trilby (Clay), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 01:58 (eleven years ago)

damn beno

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 01:59 (eleven years ago)

(Clyde, along with Stockton and Pippen, was also signed to a shitty second-rate show company, Avia, which like it or not doesn't do a lot for ones popularity in the nba)

it's a trilby (Clay), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:03 (eleven years ago)

btw i look up beno udrih's country of origin approximately once a month

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:05 (eleven years ago)

Slovenia. (I looked it up.)

Aimless, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:11 (eleven years ago)

I thought it was riverrun

, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:11 (eleven years ago)

udrih, rasho, and boki nachbar are the only slovenians in NBA history IIRC.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:13 (eleven years ago)

I always feel a little racist because the three of them look so similar

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:13 (eleven years ago)

I thought it was riverrun

― 龜, Monday, April 21, 2014 10:11 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:14 (eleven years ago)

dude is putting on a midrange clinic

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:14 (eleven years ago)

man you really take udrih out come on dawg

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:15 (eleven years ago)

one of those decisions that makes me glad i'm not a head coach

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:18 (eleven years ago)

Okc really gonna lose one at home??

, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:18 (eleven years ago)

if gasol could just add a couple feet to his jumper he'd be a real tough assignment

it's a trilby (Clay), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:19 (eleven years ago)

KD says no!

, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:20 (eleven years ago)

i forget who here said they didn't enjoy watching durant but that's a comment that has stuck with me

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:22 (eleven years ago)

wow Russ hit the Richter scale on that

it's a trilby (Clay), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:23 (eleven years ago)

holy moley russ

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:23 (eleven years ago)

I think it was j0rd xp

, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:24 (eleven years ago)

this series has me reflecting on the wonderful days of "z-bo gets the z-bound"

it's a trilby (Clay), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:25 (eleven years ago)

Hahahah

, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:26 (eleven years ago)

Zbo didn't get the zbound there

, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:26 (eleven years ago)

i know, a prime zach would be nice here

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:26 (eleven years ago)

also props to okc's idea guys who came up with the alternating white and blue shirts in the stands that's good work

it's a trilby (Clay), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:26 (eleven years ago)

yeah was thinking why stop at two colors

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:27 (eleven years ago)

miller's goatee situation is shameful

it's a trilby (Clay), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:29 (eleven years ago)

ban all shirt coordination

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:29 (eleven years ago)

Wow magic mike

Dig his kick game tho

, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:29 (eleven years ago)

miller's goatee situation is shameful

― it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, April 21, 2014 10:29 PM (3 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hes looking far less methy than he did in miami tho

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:30 (eleven years ago)

yo that was a shameful possession by okc

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:31 (eleven years ago)

mike miller quotes family guy at length I'm sure or that either way

it's a trilby (Clay), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:31 (eleven years ago)

great D by Allen all night

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:32 (eleven years ago)

good no-call

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)

Lmao

, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)

another westbrook 3 coming up

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:34 (eleven years ago)

maybe every series will go to seven except 1 and 2 seeds in the east which are both sweeps obv

it's a trilby (Clay), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:34 (eleven years ago)

WHAT

it's a trilby (Clay), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:35 (eleven years ago)

omg

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:35 (eleven years ago)

What the fuck

, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:35 (eleven years ago)

WUT

k3vin k., Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:35 (eleven years ago)

you can argue that's not continuation I guess

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:35 (eleven years ago)

oh come on

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:35 (eleven years ago)

holy fucking shit ive never seen anything like that

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:35 (eleven years ago)

brooks just rolled perkins and thabo out of a timeout in a must-score possession, there really is no justification for him being the head coach of this team

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:35 (eleven years ago)

jaw literally dropped open

it's a trilby (Clay), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:36 (eleven years ago)

maybe every series will go to seven except 1 and 2 seeds in the east which are both sweeps obv

― it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, April 21, 2014 10:34 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i see what you did here

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:36 (eleven years ago)

that's one of the greatest shots in NBA history

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:36 (eleven years ago)

This is killing me I got class in half an hour smalls

, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:36 (eleven years ago)

Giannis is up to 6'9.5" in bare feet btw. Still needs a good nickname.

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, April 21, 2014 9:16 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

can he be good first?

k3vin k., Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:36 (eleven years ago)

lots of really unlucky things happen to memphis in the playoffs

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:37 (eleven years ago)

killjoy k.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:37 (eleven years ago)

there shd be a tv station that just plays that shot on loop

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:37 (eleven years ago)

that's one of the greatest shots in NBA history

This was the very thought I had when it went through

it's a trilby (Clay), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:38 (eleven years ago)

It took me like 3 seconds to process that it went in

, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:39 (eleven years ago)

it was pure like that wasnt a heave he legit made that shot

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:40 (eleven years ago)

what were those out of bounds plays

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:40 (eleven years ago)

oh fuck me

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:41 (eleven years ago)

holy shit this is nuts

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:41 (eleven years ago)

IRONY

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:42 (eleven years ago)

Hahahha what in the world

, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:42 (eleven years ago)

typically horrible end of game russy shot gets bailed out

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:42 (eleven years ago)

Perk still ain't smile

, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:42 (eleven years ago)

fire scott brooks (still)

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:43 (eleven years ago)

brooks is gonna fuck around and win a ring and never get fired

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:44 (eleven years ago)

lol why was perk even in the game tho

it's a trilby (Clay), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:44 (eleven years ago)

god I hate Westbrook

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:45 (eleven years ago)

perk was in for the potential free throw rebound must be

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:45 (eleven years ago)

announcers all hailing scott brooks who likely has no idea what is ever going on in a basketball game

it's a trilby (Clay), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:45 (eleven years ago)

omg terrible call

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:46 (eleven years ago)

Inside the mind of Scott Brooks

http://i1149.photobucket.com/albums/o595/reeseatomic/homer-simpson-o.gif

, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:47 (eleven years ago)

smh wont even let the refs do a makeup call

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:48 (eleven years ago)

the evolution of conley's game has eluded me, seems like he got pretty good a couple years back but I still think of him as something of a disappointment

it's a trilby (Clay), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:51 (eleven years ago)

hes so good

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:51 (eleven years ago)

yeah conley is crafty as fuck, does so many interesting little things

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:54 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/X6pAiSV.png

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:54 (eleven years ago)

heh

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:55 (eleven years ago)

kd is god

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:56 (eleven years ago)

that was a messy sequence

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:57 (eleven years ago)

wtf is even happening

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:57 (eleven years ago)

westbrook passed the ball way too early on that break

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:58 (eleven years ago)

also gasol blatantly kicked the ball

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:58 (eleven years ago)

it was a clear block on lee followed by gasol kicking the ball

k3vin k., Tuesday, 22 April 2014 02:59 (eleven years ago)

nice whistle-swallowing on a clear kd charge

it's a trilby (Clay), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 03:00 (eleven years ago)

he had position imo

it's a trilby (Clay), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 03:01 (eleven years ago)

clear block on lee

― k3vin k., Monday, April 21, 2014 10:59 PM (56 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

clear kd charge

― it's a trilby (Clay), Monday, April 21, 2014 11:00 PM (11 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 03:01 (eleven years ago)

there's no way OKC is gonna get the 2 for 1 here is there

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 03:01 (eleven years ago)

dude no way, he jumped right into his way

k3vin k., Tuesday, 22 April 2014 03:01 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/swaPheZ.png

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 03:03 (eleven years ago)

hahah what is that

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 03:04 (eleven years ago)

tara reid playing a scientist if i had to guess

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 03:05 (eleven years ago)

yes that is as far as i got too

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 03:06 (eleven years ago)

the thing in the background though, that thing is killing me

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 03:06 (eleven years ago)

wow that is a very otm comparison

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 03:06 (eleven years ago)

think that's just scottie brooks diagramming a play don't know what you're seeing

it's a trilby (Clay), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 03:06 (eleven years ago)

meanwhile three fouls in the first for klay thompson, never change mark jackson

it's a trilby (Clay), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 03:07 (eleven years ago)

the thing in the background though, that thing is killing me

― call all destroyer, Monday, April 21, 2014 11:06 PM (9 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

some egyptian/native american shit

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 03:07 (eleven years ago)

man okc is so weird. on the one hand i feel like brooks should unequivocally not be a head coach but on the other it can't be easy to draw up plays at end of games when teams willingly ignore every player on the team who isn't KD/russ/serge

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 03:08 (eleven years ago)

pass to one of those guys maybe?

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 03:08 (eleven years ago)

xxp it looks like it's going to roll up to her slowly on tiny wheels

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 03:09 (eleven years ago)

WEAK

k3vin k., Tuesday, 22 April 2014 03:10 (eleven years ago)

lol russ half pretending like he thought that wasnt a foul

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 03:10 (eleven years ago)

the problem with okc is the same one they've always had, their role players are so bad and brooks isn't willing to use different lineups to get advantages in crunch time

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 03:10 (eleven years ago)

thunder could use kevin martin in those situations

it's a trilby (Clay), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 03:10 (eleven years ago)

okc automatically wins this game because of that shot tho right

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 03:11 (eleven years ago)

that they weren't able to develop lamb... or anyone... into a guy who can just stand in the corner and merely be guarded is such an utter failure that i actually think they deserve to not win the title

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 03:11 (eleven years ago)

i agree completely!

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 03:12 (eleven years ago)

that shot is already being overrated it was a cool moment but a pure heave

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 03:12 (eleven years ago)

i think memphis has the guns to win this series but they're going to need to keep winning the bench matchup and they're going to need to reduce the number of really bad offensive possessions they have with their starters

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 03:13 (eleven years ago)

um no jordan that is wrong xp

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 03:14 (eleven years ago)

okc was having a really hard time with the memphis smallball unit, they should go to that more

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 03:14 (eleven years ago)

B-)
at all this

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 03:23 (eleven years ago)

That's Tara Reid in Alone In The Dark, smh guys get your Tara knowledge together

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 03:24 (eleven years ago)

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/27702405/20140129_jla_su8_124.0_standard_730.0.jpg

thought i'd bring back a classic from a couple months ago

it's a trilby (Clay), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 03:24 (eleven years ago)

deer in headlights

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 03:28 (eleven years ago)

udrih, rasho, and boki nachbar are the only slovenians in NBA history IIRC.

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, April 21, 2014 7:13 PM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dragic! Who had an epic intra-slovenian feud with sasha vujacic a few years ago

lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 03:38 (eleven years ago)

yes that was awesome

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 03:38 (eleven years ago)

warriors ready to head back to oakland. curry not v good against the clips.

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 03:51 (eleven years ago)

fuck the clippers as always but i'm glad there's finally a game i don't feel compelled to watch

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 03:53 (eleven years ago)

giving up 67 points in the first half is....not ideal

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 03:54 (eleven years ago)

they need to spend half 2 figuring out how to get curry open

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 03:55 (eleven years ago)

kevin durant shilling for BBVA compass is somehow the most kevin durant thing ever

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 03:55 (eleven years ago)

totally

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 03:56 (eleven years ago)

this commercial where "happy" is playing but diddy is the star aggravates me endlessly for that very reason

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 04:01 (eleven years ago)

it just occurred to me that masai's "fuck brooklyn" is so similar to the current board descrip

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 04:02 (eleven years ago)

yo masai whaddup cool that you're lurkin good job dumpin rudy this year btw fuck brooklyn

it's a trilby (Clay), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 04:08 (eleven years ago)

Die in a fire Chris Paul

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 04:18 (eleven years ago)

Whoa curry was piiiiiiissssed

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 04:36 (eleven years ago)

Three drives to the hoop ends up on the ground no call

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 04:37 (eleven years ago)

had work to do after the thunder game, wtf happened here?

it's a trilby (Clay), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 04:41 (eleven years ago)

Ok jax suck it up and sit everyone before curry gets hurt or punches someone

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 04:41 (eleven years ago)

Warriors handed the clips the ball 25 times and Blake hit every shot he took

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 04:42 (eleven years ago)

Over befor it started

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 04:42 (eleven years ago)

Klay quick three fouls too messed up the rotation

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 04:43 (eleven years ago)

i m/l expect all the home teams who lost this weekend to come out punching in game two so nbd you guys already stole one in their joint

it's a trilby (Clay), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 04:44 (eleven years ago)

Still hard to watch but yah. All i wanted to see in the 2nd half was curry figure out how to go at this team and it looks like he kinda got it so now run the scrubs

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 04:46 (eleven years ago)

hey man dubs in 4 still in play til the horn sounds

it's a trilby (Clay), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 04:47 (eleven years ago)

Hah man yah you know

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 04:48 (eleven years ago)

Clips in 6 was my original predic but happy to be proven otherwise obv

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 04:48 (eleven years ago)

when teams willingly ignore every player on the team who isn't KD/russ/serge

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, April 22, 2014 11:08 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

This is still like two more players than most teams have to give to the ball for a crunchtime shot but point taken

, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 06:05 (eleven years ago)

For my late night ILH peeps I recorded and uploaded this kind of bizarre commercial created by CCTV that envisions the NBA playoffs as some kind of Lord of the Rings fantasy world

Lebron is literally a meteor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57OBeOBfsGc

, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 07:34 (eleven years ago)

Lol it's not even the first one of this kind they've done. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9_dDCcchkY

, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 07:44 (eleven years ago)

that went for much longer than i expected

micah, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 08:11 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/6DOzSgX.png

Instead of working on his game he was literally gone fishin'

, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 09:35 (eleven years ago)

this commercial where "happy" is playing but diddy is the star aggravates me endlessly for that very reason

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, April 22, 2014 12:01 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 12:10 (eleven years ago)

For my late night ILH peeps I recorded and uploaded this kind of bizarre commercial created by CCTV that envisions the NBA playoffs as some kind of Lord of the Rings fantasy world

Lebron is literally a meteor

― 龜, Tuesday, April 22, 2014 3:34 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol bye dan

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 12:11 (eleven years ago)

p sure thats on some WoW shit fwiw

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 12:11 (eleven years ago)

Yeah my second thought was like, this is the Diablo 3 intro cinematic

, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 12:15 (eleven years ago)

lol bye dan

― lag∞n, Tuesday, April 22, 2014 8:11 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

Lol my roomie was leaving and couldn't understand why I couldn't say anything

, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 12:16 (eleven years ago)

you giving her important work is being done here face

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 12:18 (eleven years ago)

My 'rust being interrupted by woody AGAIN' look

, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 12:21 (eleven years ago)

This is still like two more players than most teams have to give to the ball for a crunchtime shot but point taken

― 龜, Tuesday, April 22, 2014 2:05 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

yeah i mean... i'm sorta playing devil's advocate to myself. but i think part of the reason why scott brooks has been unable to draw up a decent out of bounds play for three seasons (besides lack of imagination) is the spacing issues that arise when you're playing 3 on 5

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 13:55 (eleven years ago)

Don't know why you don't see more shit like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUC9jIKB9cE

tsrobodo, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 14:06 (eleven years ago)

praying for a pacers downfall book or long form piece soon
― smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, April 20, 2014 12:13 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hoping Sy Hersh got a jump on things back in March, already finished w/ the background interviews and now just waiting for things to play out as planned. That gif of everyone standing around -> PG driving -> PG fumbling sums up the last two months pretty well.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 14:36 (eleven years ago)

pop coach of the year

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 14:37 (eleven years ago)

Tom Haberstroh ‏@tomhaberstroh 26s
Jason Kidd got more Coach of the Year votes than Frank Vogel, who got zero.

lol?

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 14:42 (eleven years ago)

Goddamn from coaching all star team -> 0 votes, quite a fall.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 15:01 (eleven years ago)

still dont understand where the foul was on here?
http://media.giphy.com/media/2ZqbXbT9q3Mjm6rCSTm/giphy.gif

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 15:26 (eleven years ago)

perk held gasol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 15:27 (eleven years ago)

i guess? looked like a fairly normal screen to me, anyway wish it counted cos that was massive

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 15:32 (eleven years ago)

yeah sick ass dunk for sure, russ was on full display that game good and bad always relentless

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 15:33 (eleven years ago)

lotsa tough-talk from the pacers about tonight's game (and the rest of the series)

Candace Buckner ‏@CandaceDBuckner 1h -- Wussies no more? Lance on #Hawks Jeff Teague: "He’s a great player and he created his own shots, (but) we got something for that tonight."

_______________________________

Candace Buckner ‏@CandaceDBuckner 1h -- #Pacers racked up 29 personal fouls and sent the #Hawks to the FT line 29 times in Game 1

_______________________________

Candace Buckner ‏@CandaceDBuckner 1h -- In sum, Lance is saying that #Pacers need to start the game with a physical mindset; that way refs officiate the game differently

as terribly as they played in game-one, i still figure they'll "flip the switch," and pound atlanta the rest of the series (and then steamroll thro... blah blah blah).

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 16:04 (eleven years ago)

ehhh

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 16:05 (eleven years ago)

haha. haters are likely to hate.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 16:09 (eleven years ago)

pacers will win tonight

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 16:11 (eleven years ago)

pacers have a antic problem

Should the Pacers bench Hibbert?
Inefficiency on defense could make a case for Ian Mahinmi to get the start
Updated: April 22, 2014, 11:21 AM ET
By Kevin Pelton | ESPN Insider

Indiana has had matchup problems, and Roy Hibbert might be at the core of the issue.
At 7-foot-2, Roy Hibbert has been a big presence in the Indiana Pacers' success over the last two seasons, figuratively and literally. But after losing Game 1 at home to the eighth-seeded Atlanta Hawks on Saturday, Pacers coach Frank Vogel has to consider equally big changes -- including whether to cut Hibbert's minutes or even bench him for the first time since taking over as head coach in January 2011.

The case for benching Hibbert

While Hibbert's offensive production and rebounding slumped late in the regular season, that isn't really the problem in this matchup. Instead, the issue is the unique way the Hawks' bigs are able to pull the runner-up in Defensive Player of the Year voting away from the basket with their perimeter shooting.

During two regular-season games against Indiana (both wins) Atlanta starting center Pero Antic scored 34 points and made six 3-pointers in 10 attempts. On Saturday, the Pacers did a better job of controlling Antic beyond the arc. He knocked down a pair of triples but scored just eight points on seven shot attempts. That came at a price. Hibbert staying close to his man opened up driving lanes for Antic's teammates, particularly point guard Jeff Teague. Witness this layup with Hibbert nowhere near the paint:

At times, Indiana cross-matched with Hibbert defending power forward Paul Millsap. Since Millsap made 76 3-pointers at a 35.8 percent clip, that presents the same issues, as in this play:

The Hawks' shooting ability made Hibbert's size a nonfactor defensively. During the regular season, according to SportVU player-tracking data on NBA.com/Stats, Hibbert contested 60 percent of opponents' shots within 5 feet of the basket while he was on the floor (plays in which he was within 5 feet of the shooter and 5 feet of the basket at the time of the attempt). Remarkably, SportVU recorded Hibbert contesting just one of Atlanta's 13 attempts within 5 feet of the basket while he was on the court during Game 1.

Even the handful of times he was inside when a shot was taken, Hibbert wasn't in help position because he had so much ground to cover from the perimeter. At best, the Hawks' strategy neutralized him. At worst, it made him a liability because of his difficulty containing quicker players on the perimeter. The result: The NBA's best defense during the regular season allowed 101 points in 90 possessions to Atlanta.

The Hawks aren't the first team to try to pull Hibbert away from the basket. The Miami Heat have done so at times with Chris Bosh during the last two postseasons. The difference is that where Hibbert has punished smaller Miami defenders on the offensive end, he can't do the same to the stout Antic, who is listed at 6-foot-11 and 260 pounds. Hibbert scored just eight points on 4-of-9 shooting with four turnovers and had two offensive rebounds in 30 minutes.

If Hibbert isn't contributing on defense, and he's an inefficient presence on offense, it's tough for Vogel to keep him on the floor. At some point, backup center Ian Mahinmi might become a better option. The Pacers outscored Atlanta by five points during Mahinmi's 17 minutes of action, despite the fact that every other Indiana reserve had a negative plus-minus.

A change could also help Hibbert get going. The Pacers would ideally be able to maximize his minutes against Hawks backup center Elton Brand, whose range extends only to about 20 feet. The one time Atlanta attempted a shot near the basket with both Brand and Hibbert on the court, Hibbert was able to seal off the basket and force Teague into a difficult shot.

Of course, Hawks coach Mike Budenholzer knows this, and if Hibbert were to go to the bench, surely so, too, would Antic. Still, second-unit matchups are probably more favorable to Hibbert. Backup power forward Mike Scott isn't quite the same 3-point threat that Millsap is (he made 61 3s, but at a 31.0 percent clip), so Indiana could crossmatch. And an open paint isn't quite the same problem for the Pacers' defending backup guards Shelvin Mack and Lou Williams as it is against the quicker Teague.

The case against benching Hibbert

Hibbert is an emotional player whose ups and downs are easy to read. He was spotted hanging his head on the bench late in Game 1, and a demotion could crush his spirits. That's where Hibbert was a little more than three years ago when Vogel replaced Jim O'Brien, whose criticism of Hibbert eroded his center's self-confidence. Only after Vogel came on board and struck a more supportive tone did Hibbert develop into an All-Star. Benching Hibbert now could limit his effectiveness if Indiana does advance in the playoffs and get more favorable matchups.

Additionally, a change means sacrificing the chemistry the Pacers' starting lineup has built over two-plus seasons together. That unit played 1,468 minutes together this season (most in the league, per NBA.com/Stats), as compared with 85 for the same lineup with Mahinmi in place of Hibbert. Already down in the series, Indiana would be taking a risk by forcing the other starters to learn how to play with Mahinmi.

The verdict

If this were a video game, the choice would be easy. Hibbert would go to the bench and Mahinmi would get the start. Adding in the human dynamic makes it a much tougher call for Vogel, who has to weigh Hibbert's precarious mental state against the danger of falling behind 2-0 in the series.

I don't think I'd pull the trigger on a change just yet, but I'd have Mahinmi ready to check in early with a chance to bring back Hibbert at the start of the second quarter for more favorable matchups. Whatever Vogel has in store for tonight -- and he admitted yesterday that "there's a point where you have to consider all changes" -- he's keeping it secret.

"We're not allowed to talk about the changes we made," guard Lance Stephenson said. "Y'all will find out [Tuesday night]."

Vogel's answer to the Hibbert dilemma might be the difference between the No. 1 seed advancing and falling victim to a historic first-round upset.

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 16:13 (eleven years ago)

Clips in 5. :(((((

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 16:15 (eleven years ago)

Antic GOAT

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 16:16 (eleven years ago)

they should just let antic shoot

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 16:22 (eleven years ago)

yeah thats prob preferable, lots of switching to keep hibbert near the basket is better than letting teague get to the hole all night

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 16:32 (eleven years ago)

I kind of peaced out on this hawks season after horford went down, but big ups to ferry for putting this team together. there's not one player on that roster i don't like.

Heez, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 16:41 (eleven years ago)

teague was playing like an allstar before horf got hurt and went into a little tailspin after that, but the last month or so he's figured it out again.

Heez, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 16:43 (eleven years ago)

they were so bad for stretch, looked like they were trying to get in the lottery then they just got it going again. I like this team so much more than the Joe Johnson era.

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 16:47 (eleven years ago)

as terribly as they played in game-one, i still figure they'll "flip the switch," and pound atlanta the rest of the series (and then steamroll thro... blah blah blah).
― Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, April 22, 2014 12:04 PM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Should go w/o noting that this is the same Hawks team that held the Pacers to a sub-25pt half a few weeks ago.

Honestly it could be any junky team playing Indy, they're just broken. Love for Vogel notwithstanding, I wonder how a Thibs/Pop would've handled the 2nd half of season differently.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 16:53 (eleven years ago)

Huh, wonder if all eight 1st rnd playoff series have all started 1-1 before.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 16:55 (eleven years ago)

Also looking forward to a playoffs filled w/ CCTV5 updates :o

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 16:57 (eleven years ago)

Huh, wonder if all eight 1st rnd playoff series have all started 1-1 before.

― Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, April 22, 2014 12:55 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

doubt it

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 17:12 (eleven years ago)

Do you think that is a measure of the strength of the western conference or a measure of the weakness of the east?

Aimless, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 17:20 (eleven years ago)

yeah thats prob preferable, lots of switching to keep hibbert near the basket is better than letting teague get to the hole all night

― lag∞n, Tuesday, April 22, 2014 12:32 PM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark

i mean if antic shoots 4-10 from three that would be a problem buuuuuuuut yeah i guess i would dare him to do that instead of hoping paul george can protect the rim

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 17:31 (eleven years ago)

its a tuff sitch 4 sure

lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 17:32 (eleven years ago)

yeah thats prob preferable, lots of switching to keep hibbert near the basket is better than letting teague get to the hole all night
― lag∞n, Tuesday, April 22, 2014 12:32 PM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark

^^^^^ this. Esp. since it's not really the Antic 3s hurting Indy, but the Teague drives and the easy baskets for others off of those. Having Hibbert camped out down low is effective mostly because it dissuades teams from even trying -> settle for something mid/long-range instead.

Seems like they're not doing a good job of funneling drivers toward Hibbert in the middle, either. Can't really tell if Indy D is the problem or if opponents have figured out a good workaround.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 17:55 (eleven years ago)

http://cdn3.vox-cdn.com/assets/4339033/Phil-Jackson-Coaching-Tree.png

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 18:01 (eleven years ago)

i'm sort of skeptical that there's something specific about the hawks that has totally destroyed indy's defense, because i don't really see how it's significantly different or better than the heat's small ball lineups

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 18:04 (eleven years ago)

i guess the reasoning given in that insider post is that antic is a more formidable defender than bosh therefore the hawks can get away with playing him at center but there's no way that explains hibbert routinely putting up 25-10 on the heat and 8-3 vs the hawks. clearly there is something wrong with both hibbert and the pacers as whole.

also i think antic is mostly a decoy for millsap who is the true nightmare match up as someone who can mostly check west on defense but blow by him on offense

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 18:07 (eleven years ago)

the heat's real issue isn't hibbert as much as it is the combination of hibbert and west which means that battier can't really play PF for too long, and lebron can only do it at the end of games

the hawks don't have that problem now that millsap has added the corner 3 to his game

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 18:08 (eleven years ago)

Welp Mahinmi has looked like an NBA players ever since Bynum arrived, so seeing his minutes go up wouldn't be such a disaster. Just tough watching Hibbert play when he's psyched himself out, a lot easier to watch Mahinmi throw his body around, commit some charges, block some shots, get some offensive boards, turn the ball over, and head back to the bench for 20min/game. Scared Hibbert is gonna veer toward b*seball yips territory.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 19:10 (eleven years ago)

Doubly frustrating since Hibs has developed a few new effective post moves this year, including a nice stutter-fake that gets him a clear post shot. Dude just can't finish the play which is iirc very important.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 19:13 (eleven years ago)

Three playoff games tonight, and they're all eastern conference? booooooooo

polyphonic, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 20:15 (eleven years ago)

yeah awful slate of games tonight

k3vin k., Tuesday, 22 April 2014 20:22 (eleven years ago)

pacers-hawks is the most compelling playoff series right now

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:08 (eleven years ago)

train wreck compelling

Aimless, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:09 (eleven years ago)

yeah I'm with jord, I want to see the horror show

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:09 (eleven years ago)

def

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:10 (eleven years ago)

unless the pacers dismantle the hawks tonight, in which case you'll have a slew of boring (and personally nauseating) "balance has been restored to the universe"-type stories.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:11 (eleven years ago)

they can barely score 80 points, there will be no dismantling.

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:12 (eleven years ago)

haha me otm

My fav play of the game came in the first half when harden took matthews to school and posed/jawed a little and then goes down to the other end and stands in the corner "guarding" matthews while he back cuts and gets a wide open dunk and harden didn't even turn his head until the ball was through the hoop (basically what we saw 11 minutes of in that basketblolz youtube video the other day).

― IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Sunday, April 20, 2014 11:19 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Zach Lowe today:

Loser: James Harden’s Extra Defensive Gear

My favorite sequence of the first 72 hours might be this: Harden juking Wesley Matthews for a second-quarter driving score, talking all kinds of crap in Matthews’s face, and then immediately falling asleep on the next possession as Matthews cut behind him for an easy layup. News flash: That layup counts the same as a highlight drive.

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:22 (eleven years ago)

in which case you'll have a slew of boring (and personally nauseating) "balance has been restored to the universe"-type stories.

you can just watch the games and ignore the dumb meta-narratives tho

it's a trilby (Clay), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:24 (eleven years ago)

yeah I'm with jord, I want to see the horror show

I'll watch the horror too, but it would've been nice if there was one legit good game.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:26 (eleven years ago)

tomorrow only Por v Hou promises much, but Thursday has three potentially interesting games, particularly if Indy falls tonight.

it's a trilby (Clay), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:30 (eleven years ago)

Cool shit:

http://austinclemens.com/blog/?p=320

polyphonic, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 22:53 (eleven years ago)

who is this guy paired with c-webb. i miss dick stockton.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 23:25 (eleven years ago)

Rizz ‏@Rizzmigizz 1h -- WELP, PACERS LOOKED FIXED TO ME.

lol

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 23:38 (eleven years ago)

haha

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 23:40 (eleven years ago)

friend of a friend is doing this, just found out about it today, kinda cool i guess

it's a trilby (Clay), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 23:41 (eleven years ago)

whoops guess a link would be helpful http://everyplayerintheleague.tumblr.com/

it's a trilby (Clay), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 23:41 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bl3RrdVIAAEnIi6.jpg

lol. okay, okay. enough.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 23:45 (eleven years ago)

i like those! xp

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 23:46 (eleven years ago)

THE POOR, PITIABLE, RUDDERLESS INDIANA PACERS.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 23:46 (eleven years ago)

it's all laughs until the pacers come back, at which point i'll kick a door, scream into a darkened hall, and binge-eat a quart of pistachio ice-cream.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 23:47 (eleven years ago)

yeah they're cute, it'll be worth checking it out when a whole lot more of it is done xxp

it's a trilby (Clay), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 23:57 (eleven years ago)

cole aldrich one is hilarious

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 23:58 (eleven years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/4bc0ba2c89c452d329be066358d9db13/tumblr_n0upfgHLKL1ts48sxo1_500.jpg

i really like the expression on al-faroq aminu's face in this one for example

it's a trilby (Clay), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 23:58 (eleven years ago)

i h8 bad calls man f the refs what unchill individuals

lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 00:00 (eleven years ago)

no idea why the pacers dont play cj watson 48mins

lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 00:01 (eleven years ago)

i am not watching this but why does luis scola have 10 shots in 9 minutes of play

it's a trilby (Clay), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 00:03 (eleven years ago)

like that is maybe not a super gameplan there

it's a trilby (Clay), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 00:03 (eleven years ago)

him and cj watson are their only good dudes

lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 00:05 (eleven years ago)

hawks were leaving luis open for long 2s and he was making them

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 00:06 (eleven years ago)

hibbert is 1 for 5 with two blocks against him

the two hawks who have registered blocks are paul millsap and jeff teague

it's a trilby (Clay), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 00:06 (eleven years ago)

who is this guy paired with c-webb. i miss dick stockton.

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, April 22, 2014 7:25 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Joel Meyers former lakers tv guy now does New Orleans. He's ok for local guys but he doesn't really have that extra gear needed for the OFFS like marv or Kevin Harlan. I think poor old dick Stockton is being put out to pasture but I've always enjoyed the weirdly good inter generational vibe he had with c webb

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 00:10 (eleven years ago)

yo the hawks dont even guard the three point line and the pacers are still losing

lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 00:11 (eleven years ago)

yeah i feel like i can confidently say that the hawks are not a great team at all but if they continue to play competent basketball (note i'm not even saying excellent or inspired basketball) they're winning this series.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 00:14 (eleven years ago)

most of their players are pretty limited but they seem well coached and just kinda do their thing

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 00:15 (eleven years ago)

yeah theyre not pressing just taking some sensible shots getting back on d etc

lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 00:17 (eleven years ago)

They seem to just have a perfectly reasonable set of players without huge weak links

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 00:19 (eleven years ago)

whoops guess a link would be helpful http://everyplayerintheleague.tumblr.com/

― it's a trilby (Clay), Tuesday, April 22, 2014 7:41 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

These are excellent btw v reminiscent of the freedarko book illustrations

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 00:22 (eleven years ago)

so if the pacers lose this series they had the weirdest season ever right

it's a trilby (Clay), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 00:24 (eleven years ago)

more or less, yeah

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 00:25 (eleven years ago)

i'm fascinated by their inability to play offense....like yeah their starting five is not full of good offensive players but i feel like there are coaches who could scheme them into being less of an abomination.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 00:26 (eleven years ago)

hawks have some assistant who looks like a chubby version of the dude

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 00:51 (eleven years ago)

not really a competent 3rd quarter by the hawks

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 01:00 (eleven years ago)

v disappointed in u hawks

lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 01:28 (eleven years ago)

yeah lame

k3vin k., Wednesday, 23 April 2014 01:29 (eleven years ago)

Yeah I walked away a bit to have dinner and that game got out of hand

Tor-bkn p close though

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 01:30 (eleven years ago)

putting pg on teague defensively really messed the hawks up. the hawks are at a physical disadvantage in a lot of the matchups.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 01:38 (eleven years ago)

It's crazy and awesome that the nets best point guard is the guy they hauled off the scrap heap

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 01:40 (eleven years ago)

Also v happy for ohm and there should be a comeback player award that he would win

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 01:40 (eleven years ago)

*him wtf autocorrect

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 01:41 (eleven years ago)

I can't tell though if Kidd is stubbornly not reigning in his playoff rotation (should Alan Anderson really be playing?) or doing a good job using his depth and saving miles on his main guys

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 01:43 (eleven years ago)

i'd imagine he'd rather run pierce et al ragged against the heat than raptors

it's a trilby (Clay), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 01:48 (eleven years ago)

derozan not participating in the timeout huddle for some fucking reason

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 01:51 (eleven years ago)

DEMAR DE

lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 01:55 (eleven years ago)

Nets being outrebounded 50 to 29

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 01:56 (eleven years ago)

the homer raptors announcer we hear here is the worst

lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 01:59 (eleven years ago)

"RIGHT DOWN BAY STREET!"

lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:00 (eleven years ago)

Wiz clowning the Bulls atm

, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:01 (eleven years ago)

john wall is good u guys

lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:01 (eleven years ago)

I think John Wall is even better than his numbers and his numbers are pretty great

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:05 (eleven years ago)

man these toronto people are really excited to split their first two home games

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:11 (eleven years ago)

the cure was just playing during this basketball game

lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:20 (eleven years ago)

can i somehow blame gor-don from the sprint framily for that

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:22 (eleven years ago)

lol

lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:22 (eleven years ago)

drake is yelling his head off a kg https://vine.co/v/MnvezpiHddH

lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:23 (eleven years ago)

important development

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:26 (eleven years ago)

we're gonna get a heat-wizards east final aren't we

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:28 (eleven years ago)

yes

lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:29 (eleven years ago)

how is heinrich still in the NBA

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:30 (eleven years ago)

hope dealin wizards

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:30 (eleven years ago)

lol what if the wiz make the finals

lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:31 (eleven years ago)

Can't help but think of Rondo's comment that Hinrich is one of the most physical PGs in the game

, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:31 (eleven years ago)

Lol the Wiz coach called a timeout that wiped out a three

, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:32 (eleven years ago)

If the Wiz make the Finals, they will not win the Finals.

Aimless, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:32 (eleven years ago)

lol wittman

lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:32 (eleven years ago)

Omg hinrich whipping his goggles off is the most non threatening "hold me back" moment ever

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:32 (eleven years ago)

Girl don't make me take my protective goggles off!

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)

s/o to heinrich for "pumping up the crowd" by shoving another player then immediately airballing a lay up

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)

Lmao Wall just casually banked it in after the bump

, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:40 (eleven years ago)

john wall does a lot of good things casually

lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:45 (eleven years ago)

"heinrich"

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:46 (eleven years ago)

the heinrich maneuver

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:48 (eleven years ago)

lol shaq has no idea what plyometrics is but he really thinks he does

lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:50 (eleven years ago)

I'm really intrigued as to what he heard from Tex Winter that he remembers as plyometrics

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:51 (eleven years ago)

"keeping the ball up high so the little guy cant get it" lmao

lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:52 (eleven years ago)

he thinks theres a fancy sciencey word for doing that

lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:52 (eleven years ago)

drake is yelling his head off a kg https://vine.co/v/MnvezpiHddH

raptors management earlier this year basically must have told drake he can just do whatever he wants and now they can't take it back and he just walks around doin whatever b/c there are no rules in life for drake yolo man

it's a trilby (Clay), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:54 (eleven years ago)

lol at heinrich maneuver btw

it's a trilby (Clay), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:55 (eleven years ago)

Dwayne Casey out, Aubrey Drake Graham in as new coach of the Toronto Raptors

, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:56 (eleven years ago)

Kinda love drake yelling at kg

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:56 (eleven years ago)

drake sucks, if drake does something it means that it sucks

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:57 (eleven years ago)

wouldve loved to see kg take just one step toward him or even just look over

lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:57 (eleven years ago)

Exactly, I hope it escalates to something someday

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 02:59 (eleven years ago)

thibs looking more like j edgar hoover every day

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 03:02 (eleven years ago)

everything abt drake is so unearned, he is the trustafarian rapper

lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 03:05 (eleven years ago)

thibs looking more like j edgar hoover every day

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, April 23, 2014 11:02 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

Lol I was just thinking the other day that Joerger looks like an ex-FBI pencil pusher

, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 03:05 (eleven years ago)

KG could break Drake in two in about 30 seconds, so him yapping at KG means nothing unless KG decides to make it means something.

Aimless, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 03:07 (eleven years ago)

xp yeah joreger's look is very desk cop

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 03:07 (eleven years ago)

Holly MacKenzie ‏@stackmack 1m
DeMar drops a "start from the bottom" reference in his postgame presser.

smh everyone be cool

lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 03:09 (eleven years ago)

please stand in fear and awe at the reemergence of the dawning pacers' dynasty.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 03:10 (eleven years ago)

demar starts his press conference by saying "last name ever, first name greatest" then takes a swig of sprite

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 03:11 (eleven years ago)

booz got away with offensive interference there

k3vin k., Wednesday, 23 April 2014 03:12 (eleven years ago)

this drake stuff is all a bit much

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 03:14 (eleven years ago)

the sprite commercial too

lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 03:14 (eleven years ago)

i sort of like the revival of the sprite commercial as a karmic reaction against him acting like a cool guy quasi-basketball owner

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 03:15 (eleven years ago)

really love how the bulls still run the curl for the long 2 years after it's gone out of style

k3vin k., Wednesday, 23 April 2014 03:16 (eleven years ago)

by love i mean smh @

k3vin k., Wednesday, 23 April 2014 03:16 (eleven years ago)

booz got away with offensive interference there

― k3vin k., Tuesday, April 22, 2014 11:12 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bl4BlDXIQAALQps.jpg

lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 03:16 (eleven years ago)

Wiz really are gonna let Dunleavy run up on em smh

, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 03:17 (eleven years ago)

dj augustin was almost out of the nba and now hes the bulls best player sometimes i dont understand

lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 03:18 (eleven years ago)

TIL from CCTV5 that not only does Battier have his own shoe in China but its in its eighth iteration already

http://i.imgur.com/qzshPm7.jpg

, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 03:20 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/c7wTIdX.png

Fuck the Yeezy Red Octobers Im gonna cop a pair of Battier VI's

, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 03:22 (eleven years ago)

lol omg

lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 03:23 (eleven years ago)

i can play

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 03:24 (eleven years ago)

Not bad sans the giant bat

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 03:27 (eleven years ago)

The halo effect in China over every player from the Yao Ming squad of the 00s is kinda cool and often hilaire tbh

, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 03:29 (eleven years ago)

i lol'd https://twitter.com/mrmichaellee/status/458808853136953344

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 03:43 (eleven years ago)

smh at gortat biting on a noah pump just the let the guy shoot

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 03:43 (eleven years ago)

that dre crack is solid

it's a trilby (Clay), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 03:59 (eleven years ago)

holy fuck both of those last hinrich jumpers

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:04 (eleven years ago)

it's so sad that the Bulls have made so many great draft picks and signings but they're just dragged down by Boozer and business suit Rose

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:05 (eleven years ago)

Not gonna feel any feels for CHI when they lose

, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:06 (eleven years ago)

YEAH MORE OF THIS GAME

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:06 (eleven years ago)

haha at "Business Suit Rose."

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:06 (eleven years ago)

that last wiz possession was just plain boring old bad

it's a trilby (Clay), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:07 (eleven years ago)

this is like federer-nadal wimbledon 2008, we don't want anyone to win because it means the magic will end

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:07 (eleven years ago)

That was a Keystone Kops possession right there

, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:11 (eleven years ago)

dayo can you stop trying to make "feels" happen, signed ILH

k3vin k., Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:11 (eleven years ago)

the last 3 minutes have been an abomination

k3vin k., Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:12 (eleven years ago)

it's so sad that the Bulls have made so many great draft picks and signings

they're paying hinrich $4 million this year

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:14 (eleven years ago)

I didn't say they were batting 1.000

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:15 (eleven years ago)

but yeah that 4 million dollar deal is DEVASTATING

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:15 (eleven years ago)

i can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not but for a team doing olympic-level gymnastics to avoid even a cent of luxury tax, giving kirk hinrich $4 million is actually devastating

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:17 (eleven years ago)

they're paying derrick rose 18 million to sit on the bench and Boozer 15 million to pretend to be the starter

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:20 (eleven years ago)

Oh my god Joey

, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:21 (eleven years ago)

for the love of god

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:21 (eleven years ago)

Joey trying his hardest to give us another OT

, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:21 (eleven years ago)

boozer was at least good when they signed him, hinrich was coming off a horrific season

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:22 (eleven years ago)

this game is weird I don't like this series it kinda creeps me out.

it's like a playoff series equivalent of the uncanny valley.

it's a trilby (Clay), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:23 (eleven years ago)

boozer was at least good when they signed him, hinrich was coming off a horrific season

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, April 23, 2014 4:22 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a contract that takes up about 6% of your cap for one year is not devastating dude, you're being typically jordans.ian in this hyperbole

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:24 (eleven years ago)

Oops! Google Chrome could not find jordans.ian

Did you mean: jordans.­com

, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:25 (eleven years ago)

The fact that one 4 million dollar deal on a team that has literally no other bad contracts is a problem at all shows what a problem it is to tie up half your cap on Boozer and Rose

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:26 (eleven years ago)

JOEY

, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:26 (eleven years ago)

good christ

k3vin k., Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:26 (eleven years ago)

LMAO curt hinerich

k3vin k., Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:27 (eleven years ago)

also doesn't help that reinsdorf is a cheapskate (although that one article said he was a top 10 owner lol) xp

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:27 (eleven years ago)

Feel good about following j0rd in picking the wiz

, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:27 (eleven years ago)

simmons pointed out that noah making first team all-NBA would kick in a bonus in his contract that would push chicago back into the tax. which is pretty hilarious

k3vin k., Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:28 (eleven years ago)

hinrich would be a *decent* contract on the vet minimum, so he's being overpayed by about 4x

boozer's being overpayed by about 2x or something like that

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:28 (eleven years ago)

also yeah they could just amnesty boozer if they weren't cheap as all living fuck

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:28 (eleven years ago)

3 million dollars of your cap is not a devastating amount dude

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:32 (eleven years ago)

feel pretty dumb about picking the bulls but then again this could just as easily be 1-1 so whatever. bulls clearly were a mirage tho

k3vin k., Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:33 (eleven years ago)

boozer's is obviously the worse contract, we all agree on this

k3vin k., Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:34 (eleven years ago)

eh picking wittman vs. thibodeau is pretty rough

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:34 (eleven years ago)

I'm not sure Jord agrees on that, kev!

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:34 (eleven years ago)

it's devastating for the bulls specifically because they refuse to go into the tax and are paying a replacement level player 4 times what he's worth

i would also agree that, if they refuse to amnesty him, boozer's contract is also crippling. but he also at least can make a jumper.

and that contract was defensible at the jump, where hinrich's wasn't

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:35 (eleven years ago)

in a vacuum obviously you'd rather just pay hinrich $4 million since it's a dramatically less money but from a decision making standpoint it's by far the lesser defensible move of the two, and it's not even close

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:35 (eleven years ago)

the bulls gave hinrich $8 million coming off his 31 year old season where he put up a 9 PER

9!!

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:37 (eleven years ago)

it's devastating for the bulls specifically because they refuse to go into the tax and are paying a replacement level player 4 times what he's worth
― le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, April 23, 2014 4:35 AM (2 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what would the added flexibility of not having Hinrich get them? if they hadn't signed Hinrich at all they would have still been above the luxury tax before the Deng trade. And they would have had someone else signed because they needed to fill out the roster anyway.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:38 (eleven years ago)

if anything the thing that hinrich cost them was re-signing nate rob.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:40 (eleven years ago)

they played 7 guys for the entire second half of the season and have shown a routine ability to grab point guards off the scrap heap and turn them into solidly good player, that $4 million could go a long way to getting them, i dunno, a wing who can shoot? a back up center so they don't run noah into the ground again? plenty of things!

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:42 (eleven years ago)

they run Noah into the ground because Thibs is insane, they could just give Taj minutes at the 5 and be fine.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:43 (eleven years ago)

yes that is true. nonetheless when you're a team who erects a wall in front of yourself, throwing $4 million at a 33 year old who is worse than tony wroten is malpractice

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:44 (eleven years ago)

it cost them a 2 million dollar vet signing, who the fuck cares

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:47 (eleven years ago)

they probably don't even spend it since the season was a sneaky tank

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:48 (eleven years ago)

did you just watch the game where kirk hinrich shot two jumpers off the side of the rim in the final minute of a playoff game and then missed the front end of game tying free throws

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:48 (eleven years ago)

lots of teams look bad when they have to trot out two backup point guards in crunch time because their fabulously expensive PG is on the bench in a suit

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:50 (eleven years ago)

well sure but you can't blame them for the rose deal

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:51 (eleven years ago)

if they weren't so hamstrung by reinsdorf and Rozebooz Hinrich would be waving towels and all would be right with the world

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:51 (eleven years ago)

yes but my initial point was that those are the two calamitous situations holding them back despite making a lot of great moves

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:52 (eleven years ago)

sure, that is undeniably true

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:53 (eleven years ago)

Hard to complain about Hinrich when you got Augustin for nothing.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:54 (eleven years ago)

actually i think having the ability to plug and play any random ass point guard makes paying hinrich $4 million even worse

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:56 (eleven years ago)

pretty sure the bulls would take mo williams at $2.5million over hinrich at $4.

it's a trilby (Clay), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 05:02 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Q2xalo0.gif

, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 05:04 (eleven years ago)

does drake own cats

it's a trilby (Clay), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 05:05 (eleven years ago)

are they gonna let the plyometrics thing drop

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 05:06 (eleven years ago)

my friend has cooked up the theory that Tex Winter DID tell him that was called plyometrics as a sick way of trolling Shaq

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 05:07 (eleven years ago)

ok maybe i was wrong about lance http://sports.yahoo.com/news/pacers-fight-each-other-on-eve-of-playoffs--finally-take-swing-at-hawks-in-game-2-062419341.html

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 06:45 (eleven years ago)

draaaaaaaake u cant be real

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 10:19 (eleven years ago)

Is drake like a part owner of the raptors now or is his Canadian ness just THAT DEEP

He's turning into spike lee from ten years ago except the weird thing is every nba player seems to be cool with him which is incomprehensible

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 11:19 (eleven years ago)

this game is weird I don't like this series it kinda creeps me out.

it's like a playoff series equivalent of the uncanny valley.

― it's a trilby (Clay), Wednesday, April 23, 2014 12:23 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Otm I feel like I don't understand what's going on where is rampaging joakim and why did this wizards team look so bad all year whenever I saw them and now they are kind of good

Also I don't like the wizards red road unis against the bulls for some reason and I can't figure out why chi seems so bad other than maybe they're just exhausted

I feel like jimmy butler has barely made an impact

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 11:23 (eleven years ago)

the whole world being cool with drake is really hard to fathom, ive made my peace w the fact that i will never understand it, tho i still pretty much think its a prank

lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 11:24 (eleven years ago)

2034: drake admitted into rap hall of fame

an aging, shuffling dj kool herc steps to the podium. "sike, u will always be jimmy from degrassi lol"

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 11:33 (eleven years ago)

lmao

lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 11:36 (eleven years ago)

welp, when i went to bed i was pretty sure chicago had that under control.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 12:14 (eleven years ago)

i didnt watch the 2nd half thinking i was gonna get up early and do work, i got up and was greeted w an email saying someone else did the work, regrets

lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 12:33 (eleven years ago)

Dragic MIP

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 16:11 (eleven years ago)

ha, why not

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 16:55 (eleven years ago)

deserving winner imo

k3vin k., Wednesday, 23 April 2014 17:10 (eleven years ago)

improving one's shooting to the levels he did probably merits this award, yeah

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 17:12 (eleven years ago)

so how much do the Suns offer Bledsoe?

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 17:14 (eleven years ago)

trade him, the good morris, and a couple of their picks for love?

k3vin k., Wednesday, 23 April 2014 17:35 (eleven years ago)

NBA Legion ‏@MySportsLegion 1h -- Evan Turner had to be removed from practice a day before Game 1 after getting into another fistfight with Lance Stephenson

lol another

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 17:39 (eleven years ago)

IKEA metaballs (Spottie)
Posted: April 23, 2014 at 5:14:30 PM
so how much do the Suns offer Bledsoe?

max

lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 17:42 (eleven years ago)

if they could spin him into love that would be v good

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 17:49 (eleven years ago)

A fair topic for the off-season chatter thread, bcz much as it hurts, that's where the Suns are living today.

Aimless, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 17:49 (eleven years ago)

Candace Buckner ‏@CandaceDBuckner 1h -- Turner: "Lance and I are pretty big guys. I'd think u see evidence of a punch thrown." However ET has big scratch marks on left side of neck.

________________________________

Candace Buckner ‏@CandaceDBuckner 1h -- Turner: "The whole thing that punches got thrown and all this nonsense occurred... That never happened."

damn the pacers are an amazing story.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 18:22 (eleven years ago)

if they could spin him into love that would be v good

― IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Wednesday, April 23, 2014 5:49 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is interesting! I wonder if Love could opt in to the extra year as a condition of the deal.

The Suns cap situation is pretty great.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:22 (eleven years ago)

a love-frye frontcourt would give up a lot of points, but think about the spacing

k3vin k., Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:24 (eleven years ago)

eh I think you'd keep starting Plumlee as the defensive anchor

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:25 (eleven years ago)

but for 10 minutes a game... yeah that would be fun

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:26 (eleven years ago)

are we really trying to have a separate offseason thread come on

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:27 (eleven years ago)

lol

lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:15 (eleven years ago)

Candace Buckner ‏@CandaceDBuckner 1h -- Turner: "Lance and I are pretty big guys. I'd think u see evidence of a punch thrown." However ET has big scratch marks on left side of neck.

lmao dude

lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 20:15 (eleven years ago)

Candace Buckner ‏@CandaceDBuckner 1h -- Turner: "Lance and I are pretty big guys. I'd think u see evidence of a punch thrown." However ET showed up at the presser in a wheelchair and had to be wheeled away by Scola.

, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 22:39 (eleven years ago)

Big al headed back to the locker room, rip kitties

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 23:37 (eleven years ago)

RIP before the series started, but RIP being able to watch at least a semi-competitve set of games.

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 23:50 (eleven years ago)

big al wouldve had one like 35-17 game that charlotte wouldve won

lag∞n, Thursday, 24 April 2014 00:11 (eleven years ago)

yep

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Thursday, 24 April 2014 00:18 (eleven years ago)

really sad abt this

call all destroyer, Thursday, 24 April 2014 00:32 (eleven years ago)

ya big al plays his entire career w/o sniffing the playoffs has a monster season and finally makes it then injures himself 5mins into the first game

lag∞n, Thursday, 24 April 2014 00:33 (eleven years ago)

Never forget David Lee last year :(

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Thursday, 24 April 2014 00:34 (eleven years ago)

It might only be like a 2 week injury in the regular season too, just horrible luck

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 24 April 2014 00:45 (eleven years ago)

Damn Henerson killing somebody, Al hoofing around, c'mon cats u can do it.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Thursday, 24 April 2014 00:47 (eleven years ago)

incredible flop by manu

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 24 April 2014 01:11 (eleven years ago)

some serious manu-ing going on rn

k3vin k., Thursday, 24 April 2014 01:13 (eleven years ago)

xp FU

k3vin k., Thursday, 24 April 2014 01:13 (eleven years ago)

MANUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

k3vin k., Thursday, 24 April 2014 01:14 (eleven years ago)

Manu giving me feels rn

, Thursday, 24 April 2014 01:15 (eleven years ago)

DAYO DONT KILL MY VIBE

k3vin k., Thursday, 24 April 2014 01:16 (eleven years ago)

flopping sucks, sorry bro

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 24 April 2014 01:16 (eleven years ago)

k3v getting the Manu feels

, Thursday, 24 April 2014 01:17 (eleven years ago)

it was a flop but it was also a foul so it's a wash to me

k3vin k., Thursday, 24 April 2014 01:17 (eleven years ago)

Manu really busted out the full playoff flopping repertoire tonight, probably has to tighten it up in the regular season due to injuries

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 24 April 2014 01:17 (eleven years ago)

the flop on the next possession was just as good

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 24 April 2014 01:18 (eleven years ago)

it'd be nice if the Bobcats could get one BS win at least

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 24 April 2014 01:22 (eleven years ago)

ah, gotta love the charge rule

k3vin k., Thursday, 24 April 2014 01:32 (eleven years ago)

Big al visibly limping but they got a chance

Wonder if bron and wade will fake-limp from the team bus into the locker room before game 3

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 24 April 2014 01:33 (eleven years ago)

Lmao

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Thursday, 24 April 2014 01:35 (eleven years ago)

I can't tell if mcroberts was trying to ninja chop bron in the throat or if that was just a really uncoordinated attempt to challenge the shot

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 24 April 2014 01:36 (eleven years ago)

the bobcats

k3vin k., Thursday, 24 April 2014 01:41 (eleven years ago)

Booo dwyayane wade rules in effect, allowed to punch ball handler in the elbow to dislodge ball

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 24 April 2014 01:43 (eleven years ago)

huh, didn't realize clear path rules were in effect at this point in the game

k3vin k., Thursday, 24 April 2014 01:44 (eleven years ago)

calderon's realizing he can make any jumpshot he wants

k3vin k., Thursday, 24 April 2014 01:54 (eleven years ago)

this game getting me so mad

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 24 April 2014 01:55 (eleven years ago)

im not even watching it anymore, im trying to get this kid to fall asleep, and hes playing eyes open just resting my head lemme readjust for over 40 minutes bs rn

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 24 April 2014 01:56 (eleven years ago)

but then i look at the score and im like...we deserve nothing this year

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 24 April 2014 01:57 (eleven years ago)

god, manu

k3vin k., Thursday, 24 April 2014 01:57 (eleven years ago)

18 turnovers already....mavs have shot 20 more times

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 24 April 2014 01:58 (eleven years ago)

dwight's quasi-hawk is lame

call all destroyer, Thursday, 24 April 2014 01:59 (eleven years ago)

manu is a demigod, spurs fuckin around while hes keeping them alive

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:01 (eleven years ago)

27 pts after 3 in 19 min on 10 shots

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:01 (eleven years ago)

6 turnovers too but hey you gotta make plays

k3vin k., Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:03 (eleven years ago)

kawhi doin some high energy dumb shit rn

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:06 (eleven years ago)

what the actual fuck is this

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:06 (eleven years ago)

the spurs didnt get kidnapped did they?

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:07 (eleven years ago)

yes

lag∞n, Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:09 (eleven years ago)

i havent seen them play this badly in such a long time. i mean im confident they can in 2 in dallas, but only if they rescue the real spurs from the brook closet they're tied up in

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:10 (eleven years ago)

*win 2

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:10 (eleven years ago)

spurs send in proverbial white flag lineup

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:20 (eleven years ago)

know shit is fucked up when matty b is jukin post moves for buckets in the 4th

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:21 (eleven years ago)

danny green finally using my preferred "jack a bunch of 3s when you're down big" strategy

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:22 (eleven years ago)

i mean, down 21, thats a 7 possession game, lets do this

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:22 (eleven years ago)

Joel Meyers can't turn off the homerisms for national games haha

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:23 (eleven years ago)

umm wtf is going on with the spurs it's not even remotely a stretch to say they should be down 2-0

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:23 (eleven years ago)

idk!!! aside from manu, i think mavs just showing more heart/energy, closing in on 3 shooters. spurs just doing some lazy regular season preserve your body shit now.

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:24 (eleven years ago)

role players been ABSENT

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:24 (eleven years ago)

dont know why mavs leaving their starters out, seems like theyre flirting w injury risk for no reason

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:26 (eleven years ago)

seems like carlisle is on some magician shit too

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:27 (eleven years ago)

danny green finally using my preferred "jack a bunch of 3s when you're down big" strategy

― smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, April 24, 2014 10:22 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

Hah I forgot about Danny Green the playofffs 3 pt god

, Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:27 (eleven years ago)

pop is going to punch everyone square in the face tonight and every night until saturday

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:29 (eleven years ago)

seems like carlisle is on some magician shit too

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, April 23, 2014 9:27 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is legit because the mavs talent is a fraction of the spurs yeah im bitter. this defensive strategy is working. totally taking away what the spurs do best.

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:30 (eleven years ago)

dwight looks so explosive tonight, did he drink 5 cappucinos or something

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:31 (eleven years ago)

Somebody fed him some chips ahoy before tipoff

, Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:32 (eleven years ago)

I just started watching this and Jesus Christ but Dwight on some superman shit to start out

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:34 (eleven years ago)

good god aldridge is on one

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:39 (eleven years ago)

yeah howard was like 6/6 in the first five minutes or something

Nhex, Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:39 (eleven years ago)

what if this is just aldridge now what if he became the hulk

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:39 (eleven years ago)

he's so smooth, possibly the smoothest player

call all destroyer, Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:40 (eleven years ago)

def no one close to his size has been smoother

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:42 (eleven years ago)

Smoother than HAKEEM?!

, Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:43 (eleven years ago)

dwight had 15 of Houston's first 23

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:44 (eleven years ago)

dwight had houston's first 13

call all destroyer, Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:45 (eleven years ago)

la had a great move in game 1, they showed it from the sideline i'll gif it for y'all

micah, Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:46 (eleven years ago)

the blazers are so fun

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:49 (eleven years ago)

its interesting how much of their offense runs through robin lopez making passes from near the top of the key

call all destroyer, Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:51 (eleven years ago)

lol chuck and shaq getting into it at halftime

call all destroyer, Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:56 (eleven years ago)

do people actually enjoy this garbage that Shaq has turned Inside into

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:56 (eleven years ago)

shaq is unlistenable on the subject of dwight howard

barkley is skewering him right now

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:57 (eleven years ago)

fuck shaq obv but at least it's causing chuck to wake up

call all destroyer, Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:57 (eleven years ago)

I really don't know what shaq's target market is and who in America likes that buffoon

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Thursday, 24 April 2014 03:00 (eleven years ago)

shaq saying "bbq chicken alert" for the 80th time reminded me that i need to go to sleep

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 24 April 2014 03:03 (eleven years ago)

he is definitely from the repeat yourself and increasingly loud volumes school of comedy

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Thursday, 24 April 2014 03:06 (eleven years ago)

Sometimes I really do feel Javale was otm

tsrobodo, Thursday, 24 April 2014 03:06 (eleven years ago)

Inside has def suffered since shaq came on and has deffff gotten worse this year. He may have ruined one of the best shows on tv

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Thursday, 24 April 2014 03:12 (eleven years ago)

ok rooting for an Aldridge 50 burger

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 24 April 2014 03:12 (eleven years ago)

He's almost making me like Dwight.

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Thursday, 24 April 2014 03:13 (eleven years ago)

just getting to shaq vs barkley on my dvr

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Thursday, 24 April 2014 03:18 (eleven years ago)

#bbqchickenalert

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Thursday, 24 April 2014 03:23 (eleven years ago)

shaquille o'neal: top 5 all-time NBA center; top 5,385 all-time NBA commentator.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 24 April 2014 03:26 (eleven years ago)

Dwight vs LMA first half was incredible. Best I've seen Dwight maybe ever

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Thursday, 24 April 2014 03:32 (eleven years ago)

for real tho what got into lamarcus so far this series he's a god out there

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Thursday, 24 April 2014 03:34 (eleven years ago)

shooting variance is a beautiful thing sometimes

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 24 April 2014 03:36 (eleven years ago)

he takes the hardest shots and they all go in

call all destroyer, Thursday, 24 April 2014 03:36 (eleven years ago)

wouldn't want to be a homeless person in terrence jones' neighborhood tonight

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Thursday, 24 April 2014 03:38 (eleven years ago)

Beckley Mason ‏@BeckleyMason 13m

LaMarcus attempting to become first player to score 46 twice without ever really bending his knees.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 24 April 2014 03:41 (eleven years ago)

watching joel freeland try to do things is interesting

call all destroyer, Thursday, 24 April 2014 03:43 (eleven years ago)

this series is too good

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Thursday, 24 April 2014 03:47 (eleven years ago)

it would ne nice for the rockets if their two best players had any kind of chemistry with each other

call all destroyer, Thursday, 24 April 2014 03:50 (eleven years ago)

harden has been kinda garbage through the first seven quarters. If he doesn't get to the line he can't really do a lot.

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Thursday, 24 April 2014 03:51 (eleven years ago)

a lot of this goes back to howards apparent lack of comfort with a pick and roll approach but their possessions are really disjointed at times

call all destroyer, Thursday, 24 April 2014 03:53 (eleven years ago)

rockets spacing has been v bad all game

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Thursday, 24 April 2014 03:55 (eleven years ago)

Harden is 12-45 in this series

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 24 April 2014 04:00 (eleven years ago)

harden, down 8 with two minutes to go in a home playoff game, passes off to a teammate with half a second left on the shotclock.

this guy is so lame.

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Thursday, 24 April 2014 04:11 (eleven years ago)

god bless the portland trail blazers.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 24 April 2014 04:21 (eleven years ago)

harden has played so unbelievably dumb in the fourth

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Thursday, 24 April 2014 04:22 (eleven years ago)

really not the finest final few minutes for jeremy lin and james harden

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 24 April 2014 04:22 (eleven years ago)

harden fouls out having gone 6/19 with 5 turnovers

call all destroyer, Thursday, 24 April 2014 04:23 (eleven years ago)

lma was just an assassin tonight, picked a pretty good week to be the best player in the nba

call all destroyer, Thursday, 24 April 2014 04:24 (eleven years ago)

rockets were juts so bad in the clutch in both fourth quarters and the overtime. no chemistry between these guys and mchale is maybe not the best coach.

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Thursday, 24 April 2014 04:26 (eleven years ago)

can't wait to go to game three and witness all-time dwight and harden on-court pout fest

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Thursday, 24 April 2014 04:31 (eleven years ago)

You might want some ear plugs for game 3. Gonna be loud in there.

Aimless, Thursday, 24 April 2014 04:36 (eleven years ago)

lamarcus scored 91 points in games 1 and 2 combined btw.

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Thursday, 24 April 2014 04:36 (eleven years ago)

LMA has been heroic. But after all, he scored them against Houston.

Aimless, Thursday, 24 April 2014 04:45 (eleven years ago)

aldridge on his tywin lannister shit

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 24 April 2014 04:48 (eleven years ago)

i don't even remember where i read this but someone (lowe? haralabob?) posited that the rockets kinda do the controlled chaos thing on offense but at the end of games esp in the playoffs that's not good

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 24 April 2014 04:49 (eleven years ago)

stotts has been coaching circles around mchale tho

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 24 April 2014 04:50 (eleven years ago)

Love the blazers so much rn

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Thursday, 24 April 2014 04:50 (eleven years ago)

7 points is a blazers blowout in my book

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Thursday, 24 April 2014 04:51 (eleven years ago)

stotts gameplan has been marvelous for sure. don't know how mchale to adjust *something* on aldridge after getting torched in game 1.

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Thursday, 24 April 2014 04:51 (eleven years ago)

Very definitely hoping for a blazers sweep now. It never hurts to hope.

Aimless, Thursday, 24 April 2014 04:52 (eleven years ago)

Possible w them going home but doubt harden has three bad games in a row. Unless HE IS WHO WE THOUGHT HE WAS

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Thursday, 24 April 2014 04:54 (eleven years ago)

Dorrell wright gets the X factor game ball tonight. Loved him with the warriors was sad to see him go

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Thursday, 24 April 2014 04:56 (eleven years ago)

yeah i mean LA incinerated asik tonight so i'm not sure where mchale can turn

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 24 April 2014 05:13 (eleven years ago)

wonder how much this series has hurt harden's perceived value

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Thursday, 24 April 2014 05:26 (eleven years ago)

LaMarcus was unbelievable tonight

Nhex, Thursday, 24 April 2014 05:33 (eleven years ago)

"In 2014 playoffs, only 2 players to attempt at least 19 shots and shoot less than 33 percent are James Harden (Gm 1) & James Harden (Gm 2)"

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Thursday, 24 April 2014 05:35 (eleven years ago)

wonder how much this series has hurt harden's perceived value

― @drakecatwatch (Clay), Thursday, April 24, 2014 1:26 AM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag

yeah in reality it doesn't really matter since he's maxed out but when he's shooting 30% and playing his typical nonexistent defense it's gonna be hard for them to get past the first round

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 24 April 2014 05:50 (eleven years ago)

i think people probably underestimated the match up issues houston would have in this series

with harden, especially, wes matthews is the kind of two way player that is gonna make harden work his ass off on both ends

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 24 April 2014 05:52 (eleven years ago)

yeah that's why i said perceived value. coming into the season he was a top 10 guy probably and now idk how i'd rate him at all. he's what, the fourth best player in this series?

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Thursday, 24 April 2014 05:57 (eleven years ago)

so far playing like it

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Thursday, 24 April 2014 05:59 (eleven years ago)

the one interesting thing about that series is whether the rockets switch dwight onto LA

aldridge plays so far away from the basket that it would totally invert houston's defensive system, but on the other hand i feel like he would destroy terrence jones

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, April 17, 2014 7:45 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark

feel like this has to be coming in game 3 right unless mchale's gone fishin already

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Thursday, 24 April 2014 06:02 (eleven years ago)

worth a shot

IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Thursday, 24 April 2014 06:03 (eleven years ago)

yeah i dunno. i'm not sure you could do it with terrence jones though. he can't protect the rim and lopez would destroy him on the offensive glass.

it might be worth trying dwight on LA with asik playing lopez... did they even try that tonight?

dwight used to be a monster defending the pick and roll but in his current state i don't think the blazers would mind moving him around a bunch. anything that gets dwight away from the basket is an inherent victory for portland tho

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 24 April 2014 06:34 (eleven years ago)

lillard would destroy them on switches yeah

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Thursday, 24 April 2014 06:41 (eleven years ago)

They tried it but Asik got into foul trouble very quickly and had to sit
xp

tsrobodo, Thursday, 24 April 2014 06:42 (eleven years ago)

they had asik fronting aldridge for a couple sets but that ended pretty ugly

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Thursday, 24 April 2014 06:44 (eleven years ago)

Can't help but feel it would be fitting if Morey's Rockets got swept on the back of a midrange shooting masterclass..

tsrobodo, Thursday, 24 April 2014 06:45 (eleven years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/EibJSMu.jpg

goodnight ballers everywhere

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Thursday, 24 April 2014 08:09 (eleven years ago)

holy shit @ that shot chart. is that even real?

also,

i don't even remember where i read this but someone (lowe? haralabob?) posited that the rockets kinda do the controlled chaos thing on offense but at the end of games esp in the playoffs that's not good

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, April 24, 2014 12:49 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

controlled chaos seems like it was a euphemism for "one some plays we throw the ball in to dwight because he mopes if we don't, and on other plays we let one of our guards run around a screen and make a crazy drive or w/e, but we definitely don't run anything that takes advantage of our team shooting or athleticism."

call all destroyer, Thursday, 24 April 2014 12:04 (eleven years ago)

Haha beautiful game. Knew it'd be great when Howard had dominated the first six minutes with five emasculating, crowd-revving dunks, and HOU still had to call timeout, down 15-13.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Thursday, 24 April 2014 13:19 (eleven years ago)

stotts gameplan has been marvelous for sure. don't know how mchale to adjust *something* on aldridge after getting torched in game 1.

― @drakecatwatch (Clay), Thursday, April 24, 2014 4:51 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

They forced him into tough shot after tough shot and he just made all of them. Nothing you can do about that.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 24 April 2014 15:18 (eleven years ago)

it's kind of amazing that the game was close at all, considering how LMA and Harden played.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 24 April 2014 15:19 (eleven years ago)

I wonder how much of Harden's struggles in the past two playoffs is the shift to playoff officiating.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 24 April 2014 15:19 (eleven years ago)

closeness not surprising when Lillard, Mathews and Batum combine to shoot 27%. Bench kept them above water.

tsrobodo, Thursday, 24 April 2014 15:54 (eleven years ago)

I really don't know what McHale can do other than just hope Harden stops being awful. The offense cooked all year and you can't remake it now.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 24 April 2014 16:08 (eleven years ago)

yeah and hope lma levels out

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Thursday, 24 April 2014 16:16 (eleven years ago)

They forced him into tough shot after tough shot and he just made all of them. Nothing you can do about that.
otm, this was just staggering. a point in the Rockets favor is that it can't last forever

Nhex, Thursday, 24 April 2014 16:37 (eleven years ago)

i agree with matt. LMA is not gonna continue to make 70% of his jump shots

k3vin k., Thursday, 24 April 2014 16:38 (eleven years ago)

LMA's PER was 41.2 after game 1 and he increased it last night

k3vin k., Thursday, 24 April 2014 16:39 (eleven years ago)

http://images.scribblelive.com/2014/4/22/0eb1fbd7-f9f6-4d41-80d7-a345f997753f.jpg

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Thursday, 24 April 2014 18:07 (eleven years ago)

The two went back and forth for a while, with Harden asking the reporter if he’d ever seen a basketball game before, then demanding to know whom the reporter was. The exchange got testy enough that team officials stepped in to usher Harden out.
As he left the room, Harden called the reporter “weirdo.”

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Thursday, 24 April 2014 19:41 (eleven years ago)

harden seems like such a punk.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 24 April 2014 19:44 (eleven years ago)

i can't really figure out what makes harden tick

call all destroyer, Thursday, 24 April 2014 19:46 (eleven years ago)

stip clubs, iirc.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 24 April 2014 19:52 (eleven years ago)

sorry; "gentleman's clubs." has a better ring to it.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 24 April 2014 19:53 (eleven years ago)

I just hope the reported smugly responded with "whatever, beardo" and then they stared down and then they laughed and hugged and went out for a beer and it became a friendship that will last forever

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Thursday, 24 April 2014 19:57 (eleven years ago)

haha. beardo and wierdo.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 24 April 2014 20:06 (eleven years ago)

Larry Bird just told me his sources say Frank Vogel's job is safe. @Pacers

— Kevin Pritchard (@PacersKev) April 24, 2014

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Thursday, 24 April 2014 21:49 (eleven years ago)

apropos of nothing i've been enjoying the pharrell song TNT is using as bumper music this year

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 24 April 2014 22:00 (eleven years ago)

i agree with matt. LMA is not gonna continue to make 70% of his jump shots

― k3vin k., Thursday, April 24, 2014 12:38 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Seems like he could for 2 more games though!

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 24 April 2014 22:01 (eleven years ago)

Ha I was wondering who the tnt jam was gonna be about a month ago and when I saw the first promo it was like duh pharrell of course

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 24 April 2014 22:02 (eleven years ago)

so many empty seats in ATL, my god

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 24 April 2014 23:12 (eleven years ago)

the game is kind of crap

micah, Thursday, 24 April 2014 23:18 (eleven years ago)

Atlanta should be up by 12

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 24 April 2014 23:22 (eleven years ago)

god hibbert looks AWFUL

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 24 April 2014 23:29 (eleven years ago)

these indy turnovers have been mindblowing all series

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 24 April 2014 23:37 (eleven years ago)

you can just do whatever with goaltending in these playoffs

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 24 April 2014 23:41 (eleven years ago)

this is about as bad as NBA basketball gets

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 25 April 2014 00:07 (eleven years ago)

is this where i go to halfheartedly shit talk the spurs? as a mavs fan i harbor no serious illusions of future success, but the possibility, no matter how remote, of tony parker tears is reason enough to hope

building a desert (art), Friday, 25 April 2014 00:08 (eleven years ago)

paging based mod, based mod you are required on a consult

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Friday, 25 April 2014 00:09 (eleven years ago)

did not expect to see copeland on the floor

micah, Friday, 25 April 2014 00:13 (eleven years ago)

copeland probably should get all of turner's minutes

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 25 April 2014 00:20 (eleven years ago)

vogel really doesn't play him enough yeah

micah, Friday, 25 April 2014 00:26 (eleven years ago)

hawks 2/16 from 3!

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 25 April 2014 00:27 (eleven years ago)

hawks/pacers are a combined 4 of 25 from three

micah, Friday, 25 April 2014 00:28 (eleven years ago)

and a lot of those have been very open

micah, Friday, 25 April 2014 00:29 (eleven years ago)

the hawks should just have Korver take 25 threes in the second half

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 25 April 2014 00:29 (eleven years ago)

Hibbert airball

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 25 April 2014 00:31 (eleven years ago)

I'm glad I'm not watching that game but Indy acquiring and then totally burying copeland was one of the more inexplicable things about their season to me

I suppose it's easy to overlook when you're winning 80% of your games but still. Maybe he's just kind of a weirdo tweener who happened to be good in the Knicks chaos and didn't fit into the more tightly defined pacer system

Of course they also acquired the antithesis of veteran leadership in Bynum so it was maybe kind of an off year for Larry legend altogether

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 25 April 2014 00:47 (eleven years ago)

i'm not watching the game, either, but i probably should, for the slightest chance that evan turner and lance stephenson get into a fistfight on the court.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 25 April 2014 00:51 (eleven years ago)

indy looks so, so bad

k3vin k., Friday, 25 April 2014 01:19 (eleven years ago)

copeland isn't good. all those dudes who got minutes for the knicks last year -- cope, novak, prigioni, shumpert -- are all borderline rotation guys who found themselves in a good situation. imo

k3vin k., Friday, 25 April 2014 01:21 (eleven years ago)

copeland isn't good and still deserves all of Turner's minutes

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 25 April 2014 01:23 (eleven years ago)

haha true

k3vin k., Friday, 25 April 2014 01:24 (eleven years ago)

omg jeff teague

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 25 April 2014 01:25 (eleven years ago)

omg teague

k3vin k., Friday, 25 April 2014 01:26 (eleven years ago)

wow you can review this?

k3vin k., Friday, 25 April 2014 01:28 (eleven years ago)

I'm pretty sure you can't

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 25 April 2014 01:28 (eleven years ago)

lol did Teague just end the pacers season

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 25 April 2014 01:28 (eleven years ago)

why is this taking so long

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 25 April 2014 01:28 (eleven years ago)

under no scenario do I see why this would take more than 5 seconds

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 25 April 2014 01:29 (eleven years ago)

copeland isn't good. all those dudes who got minutes for the knicks last year -- cope, novak, prigioni, shumpert -- are all borderline rotation guys who found themselves in a good situation. imo

― k3vin k., Thursday, April 24, 2014 9:21 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Basically agree just curious if cope might be useful elsewhere as a funky stretch 3.5 type, the rest of those guys suck so maybe he does too

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 25 April 2014 01:30 (eleven years ago)

lol lance choking his FTs

k3vin k., Friday, 25 April 2014 01:32 (eleven years ago)

Like why did they bother acquiring him, I maybe just can't believe Larry made four abominable moves Ina row (Scola for green and plumlee, signing cope, signing Bynum, swapping granger for turner)

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 25 April 2014 01:32 (eleven years ago)

this is really something

k3vin k., Friday, 25 April 2014 01:32 (eleven years ago)

does indy even start hibbert in the next game?

call all destroyer, Friday, 25 April 2014 01:33 (eleven years ago)

Grizzlies in control right now, I feel like I know nothing about life these playoffs, nothing is real

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 25 April 2014 01:35 (eleven years ago)

indy should absolutely start Scola next game, no more time to hope with Roy

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 25 April 2014 01:40 (eleven years ago)

is this where i go to halfheartedly shit talk the spurs? as a mavs fan i harbor no serious illusions of future success, but the possibility, no matter how remote, of tony parker tears is reason enough to hope

― building a desert (art), Thursday, April 24, 2014 7:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i will wholeheartedly boot u in the face, this is spurs turf homie

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 25 April 2014 01:43 (eleven years ago)

hehehehe pacers

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 25 April 2014 01:44 (eleven years ago)

100% sure i'll live to regret this giddiness, but pacers G3 post-game interviews are going to be soooooooooooooo good.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 25 April 2014 01:45 (eleven years ago)

Hibbert finishes with 4-2-1 on 2-9 shooting

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 25 April 2014 01:49 (eleven years ago)

bench his ass, fuuuuuck

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 25 April 2014 01:50 (eleven years ago)

are the pacers really gonna lose this series b/c ffs

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Friday, 25 April 2014 01:50 (eleven years ago)

real rough stretch for okc happening now

call all destroyer, Friday, 25 April 2014 01:53 (eleven years ago)

are the pacers really gonna lose this series b/c ffs

― @drakecatwatch (Clay), Thursday, April 24, 2014

would never have thought this, even after the 1 -- 1 split in indiana, but now idk.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 25 April 2014 01:54 (eleven years ago)

feel like okc will still win the series even if they lose this game bc durant. atlanta is shorter on talent, but indiana is just a big headcase. plus atl has coach bud which is pop by proxy ergo better coach

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 25 April 2014 01:56 (eleven years ago)

4-2-1 wtf hibbert

Pacers really might lose in fact probably will but they could also win next game and have a tied series 2-2

We forget every year that some teams drop a game or two and then the good ones figure out what's up and rip off the three or four wins they need

Which is exactly what OKC may need to do after they lose this one

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 25 April 2014 01:57 (eleven years ago)

hibbert straight up looked like he'd never played basketball before

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 25 April 2014 02:10 (eleven years ago)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/10/08/article-0-189A2F7400000578-470_964x773.jpg

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Friday, 25 April 2014 02:32 (eleven years ago)

memphis decided to save all their atrocious possessions for the last five minutes of the game

call all destroyer, Friday, 25 April 2014 02:34 (eleven years ago)

tony allen, one man wrecking crew
then russell westbrook shiyet

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 25 April 2014 02:35 (eleven years ago)

if you dudes walked away from the okc game time to flip it back on btw xxp ha

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Friday, 25 April 2014 02:35 (eleven years ago)

yeesh

call all destroyer, Friday, 25 April 2014 02:35 (eleven years ago)

btw wtf is with okc's 4 pt plays

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 25 April 2014 02:35 (eleven years ago)

Holy what the total Westbrook show bad turnover then an insane three and the foul

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 25 April 2014 02:35 (eleven years ago)

I love that dude and he would give me a heart attack if were his coach

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 25 April 2014 02:36 (eleven years ago)

Haha hibbert - ok glass, hotel reservations in cancun...next week please

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 25 April 2014 02:38 (eleven years ago)

can i just say that the playoffs have been just flat-out great thus far, was worried about a disappointing first round but this has been fantastic weirdness

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Friday, 25 April 2014 02:38 (eleven years ago)

Method of payment: bitcoins xp

, Friday, 25 April 2014 02:38 (eleven years ago)

ok glass, delete paul george from address book

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Friday, 25 April 2014 02:39 (eleven years ago)

conleyyyyyy

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 25 April 2014 02:39 (eleven years ago)

awww conley scoop so close

call all destroyer, Friday, 25 April 2014 02:39 (eleven years ago)

lol clay xp

call all destroyer, Friday, 25 April 2014 02:39 (eleven years ago)

ot, more minutes of wear on errbody's knees, cool

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 25 April 2014 02:41 (eleven years ago)

Feel like that was all on brooks for not drawing up a play going for two or to the rim

Like, doc or pop wins the game in that scenario right?

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 25 April 2014 02:42 (eleven years ago)

or at least comes closer. brooks is a p terrible tactician it seems like?

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 25 April 2014 02:44 (eleven years ago)

NBA Legion ‏@MySportsLegion 1h -- There's a Warriors fan sitting courtside with an umbrella over her head...hiding from Blake Griffin.

haha. joeks.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 25 April 2014 02:44 (eleven years ago)

nothing like an overtime game where both teams could conceivably not break 90

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Friday, 25 April 2014 02:45 (eleven years ago)

lovin this westy-tony allen beef

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 25 April 2014 02:45 (eleven years ago)

wow conley

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Friday, 25 April 2014 02:46 (eleven years ago)

Teams should only get one more timeout in OT but players should get a seventh foul before fouling out #hoopideas

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 25 April 2014 02:46 (eleven years ago)

CONLEYYYYY

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 25 April 2014 02:46 (eleven years ago)

does conley have a nickname i need to call this guy something other than mike conley, feel like i'm big upping an accountant

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Friday, 25 April 2014 02:47 (eleven years ago)

It's Conley time y'all

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 25 April 2014 02:47 (eleven years ago)

Lol clay otm "Michael Alex Conley junior with the steal" should be marv's call

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 25 April 2014 02:48 (eleven years ago)

should be "junior" then *gavel*

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 25 April 2014 02:49 (eleven years ago)

wow allen is just merciless

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 25 April 2014 02:50 (eleven years ago)

Brooks playing 2 on 5 here as usual

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 25 April 2014 02:50 (eleven years ago)

YES Michael Conley Jr. with a SICK DEDUCTION

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Friday, 25 April 2014 02:50 (eleven years ago)

Lmao clay

, Friday, 25 April 2014 02:51 (eleven years ago)

grizzles own this OT

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 25 April 2014 02:51 (eleven years ago)

does Durant sweat

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 25 April 2014 02:52 (eleven years ago)

So this series is gonna go 7 games? Dang

, Friday, 25 April 2014 02:52 (eleven years ago)

man zbo just can't buy a shot and he's gotten some real good looks

call all destroyer, Friday, 25 April 2014 02:53 (eleven years ago)

....might could go 6 if memphis holds home court

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 25 April 2014 02:53 (eleven years ago)

Just had a vision that this could be Durants dirk in 2007- win the MVP and get bounced int the first round

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 25 April 2014 02:53 (eleven years ago)

yeah there could considerably be three huge upsets in the west right now

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Friday, 25 April 2014 02:55 (eleven years ago)

another idiotic three by westbrook

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 25 April 2014 02:56 (eleven years ago)

memphis with the lead in a 2 posession game is a danger to itself

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 25 April 2014 02:56 (eleven years ago)

You down on the Warriors or the Mavs, Clay?

, Friday, 25 April 2014 02:56 (eleven years ago)

okc plays so dumb on offiense when it matters

call all destroyer, Friday, 25 April 2014 02:57 (eleven years ago)

MIA is the only higher seed holding serve it feels like :0

, Friday, 25 April 2014 02:58 (eleven years ago)

#firebrooks

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 25 April 2014 02:59 (eleven years ago)

mavs, i just don't think they've got enough arrows in the quiver to take san antonio all the way down.

i should probably be more down on the dubs chances than i am but the heart wants what the heart wants

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Friday, 25 April 2014 02:59 (eleven years ago)

#firepresti

call all destroyer, Friday, 25 April 2014 03:00 (eleven years ago)

I think the spurs series is really the most surprising of them all. They seem shockingly disorganized.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 25 April 2014 03:01 (eleven years ago)

ilh has been pointing out how awful brooks is at clutch offense since like 2009 or so it feels like? but also he will be the thunder's coach until he dies i'm pretty sure.

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Friday, 25 April 2014 03:01 (eleven years ago)

or until kd leaves which might just kill him anyway

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Friday, 25 April 2014 03:02 (eleven years ago)

wtf memphissssss

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 25 April 2014 03:03 (eleven years ago)

omg tony

call all destroyer, Friday, 25 April 2014 03:04 (eleven years ago)

tony allen whaaaat

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 25 April 2014 03:04 (eleven years ago)

well talk about your late game mistakes tho

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Friday, 25 April 2014 03:04 (eleven years ago)

you take the good with the bad when it comes to tony

call all destroyer, Friday, 25 April 2014 03:04 (eleven years ago)

lol russ

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Friday, 25 April 2014 03:05 (eleven years ago)

lord, this is really gonna be one of those nights where people debate westbrook for the entire night

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 25 April 2014 03:05 (eleven years ago)

trade russ, fire brooks, amnesty perk, smoke weed everday

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 25 April 2014 03:05 (eleven years ago)

he will be the thunder's coach until he dies

Coaches generally die many, many deaths in the nba. Several of the winningest nba coaches of all time were let go repeatedly and hired elsewhere.

Aimless, Friday, 25 April 2014 03:06 (eleven years ago)

russ is probably the best player who thinks he's a lot better than he is

call all destroyer, Friday, 25 April 2014 03:06 (eleven years ago)

Russ is better than melo, you're saying.

Aimless, Friday, 25 April 2014 03:08 (eleven years ago)

he will be the thunder's coach until he dies

Coaches generally die many, many deaths in the nba. Several of the winningest nba coaches of all time were let go repeatedly and hired elsewhere.

― Aimless, Thursday, April 24, 2014 11:06 PM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

remember when Stotts coached the hawks?

Heez, Friday, 25 April 2014 03:08 (eleven years ago)

Westbrook took 13 threes

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 25 April 2014 03:09 (eleven years ago)

27 shots for kd, 26 for russ

call all destroyer, Friday, 25 April 2014 03:10 (eleven years ago)

how many of those shots were bad and how many were "fuck we just wasted 21 seconds on the clock guess i gotta do something"

the grizz are such a terrible match up for OKC in particular because between tony allen on KD and scott brooks' imagination, russell is forced to do a lot of shit he shouldn't be doing

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 25 April 2014 03:14 (eleven years ago)

he's taken all kinds of boneheaded 3s late in this series early in the clock, late in the clock, whatever. He's an idiot.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 25 April 2014 03:16 (eleven years ago)

but boy they go in sometimes and that's all anyone remembers

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 25 April 2014 03:17 (eleven years ago)

I mean you just saw an example, they're down 3 with about 30 seconds left and he trots right down and hoists a 3. Despite being a 32% 3 point shooter who plays with Kevin Durant.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 25 April 2014 03:18 (eleven years ago)

i didn't mind that shot since it came in rhythm and was totally uncontested but yeah it wasn't ideal

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 25 April 2014 03:20 (eleven years ago)

he plays hero ball but it's not in his skill set at all

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 25 April 2014 03:22 (eleven years ago)

too much jordan crawford in my field of vision

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 25 April 2014 03:23 (eleven years ago)

russ is probably the best player who thinks he's a lot better than he is

― call all destroyer, Thursday, April 24, 2014 8:06 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark

this probably puts in words everything i've ever felt about russ. he's really really good but he's not transcendent

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Friday, 25 April 2014 03:25 (eleven years ago)

ugh russ and kd combined for 19 of 53 shooting.

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Friday, 25 April 2014 03:25 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmCRwqvCUAAGXEW.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 25 April 2014 03:31 (eleven years ago)

damning

Aimless, Friday, 25 April 2014 03:41 (eleven years ago)

haha

micah, Friday, 25 April 2014 03:41 (eleven years ago)

clips/warriors is good bball

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 25 April 2014 03:51 (eleven years ago)

GSW's defense is impressive, they kind of make the Clippers offense look predictable at times

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 25 April 2014 03:55 (eleven years ago)

Roy Hibbert is shooting 18% in the paint in his last 9 games.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 25 April 2014 03:58 (eleven years ago)

deandre can block the hell outta the basketball

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Friday, 25 April 2014 04:01 (eleven years ago)

yeah man hibbert is literally gonna kill bird

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 25 April 2014 04:04 (eleven years ago)

I feel like BG relies too much on that slow push/dribble --> pop out to the side for a one-hander move. Then again, he's not exactly having a bad game so maybe he doesn't need my notes.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 25 April 2014 04:06 (eleven years ago)

i love larry bird more than any other player ever but that gif is v satisfying.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 25 April 2014 04:09 (eleven years ago)

not lookin great for the good guys

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Friday, 25 April 2014 04:25 (eleven years ago)

Roy Hibbert is shooting 18 percent from the PAINT in the past nine games.

moullet, Friday, 25 April 2014 04:39 (eleven years ago)

oh sorry Matt. catching up

moullet, Friday, 25 April 2014 04:40 (eleven years ago)

PG reaction on that gif!

moullet, Friday, 25 April 2014 04:41 (eleven years ago)

Draymond mania

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 25 April 2014 04:42 (eleven years ago)

the pacers bad luck is really something, first the malice in the palace and now just a team having the most inexplicable and dramatic psychological meltdown ever.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 25 April 2014 04:43 (eleven years ago)

nice block deandre

lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Friday, 25 April 2014 04:44 (eleven years ago)

and the team that fought people in the stands didn't have lance stephenson and the team having the inexplicable and dramatic psychological meltdown doesn't have ron artest and stephen jackson

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 25 April 2014 04:45 (eleven years ago)

okay thanks for showing me barnes' toe getting snapped into place

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Friday, 25 April 2014 04:47 (eleven years ago)

Harlan is killing it tonight

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Friday, 25 April 2014 04:48 (eleven years ago)

we got a game after all

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Friday, 25 April 2014 05:08 (eleven years ago)

lord, klay is abusing cp

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 25 April 2014 05:08 (eleven years ago)

goodness cp3 is so cold

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 25 April 2014 05:11 (eleven years ago)

that's not a flagrant come on

k3vin k., Friday, 25 April 2014 05:16 (eleven years ago)

that was such a horrible and unnecessary foul by draymond

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 25 April 2014 05:19 (eleven years ago)

holey moley steph

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Friday, 25 April 2014 05:21 (eleven years ago)

steph holy shit

also that's 3 shots for cp3, fuck the refs

k3vin k., Friday, 25 April 2014 05:23 (eleven years ago)

steph is almost unlike any player very at this point

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 25 April 2014 05:23 (eleven years ago)

lol turrible shot

lag∞n, Friday, 25 April 2014 05:25 (eleven years ago)

peace to sarges twitter for alerting me to the fact that basketball was still happening

lag∞n, Friday, 25 April 2014 05:25 (eleven years ago)

fans might have rioted if they gave paul 3 shots there even if they probably should have

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Friday, 25 April 2014 05:26 (eleven years ago)

cp3 mauled steph on that, good lord refs

k3vin k., Friday, 25 April 2014 05:26 (eleven years ago)

btw would the griz beating the thunder be a bigger upset than hawks over indy

lag∞n, Friday, 25 April 2014 05:26 (eleven years ago)

steph is almost unlike any player very at this point

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, April 25, 2014 1:23 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

completely unlike imho

lag∞n, Friday, 25 April 2014 05:27 (eleven years ago)

xp depends on whether you're talking upset based on what people thought like two months ago vs upset based on how things looked going into the playoffs I guess? I mean I would say hawks over indy would be bigger but as noted indy has not looked good lately.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 25 April 2014 05:28 (eleven years ago)

yeah it probably would be xp

mavs over spurs would be even bigger tho

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 25 April 2014 05:29 (eleven years ago)

seemed to me like steph might have oversold the contact enough that the refs aren't gonna call that, maybe if he hadn't been as dramatic he gets the call? idk.

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Friday, 25 April 2014 05:30 (eleven years ago)

unless someone upsets miami at some point the upsets don't make things all that much more interesting. would find it a net negative for the playoffs if atlanta wins, for that reason.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 25 April 2014 05:32 (eleven years ago)

no

lag∞n, Friday, 25 April 2014 05:32 (eleven years ago)

there are no pictures of paul millsap wearing google glass therefore it is a net positive if the hawks win

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Friday, 25 April 2014 05:33 (eleven years ago)

no

(xp)

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 25 April 2014 05:34 (eleven years ago)

wow this is a real sophies choice over here huh

lag∞n, Friday, 25 April 2014 05:36 (eleven years ago)

it would be super lame if the grizz beat OKC, no one wants to watch those guys play more

k3vin k., Friday, 25 April 2014 05:38 (eleven years ago)

it would throw the playoffs into disarray tho

lag∞n, Friday, 25 April 2014 05:38 (eleven years ago)

chaos is a ladder man u gotta learn to play the game of thrones over here

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Friday, 25 April 2014 05:40 (eleven years ago)

i love game of thrones the tv show

lag∞n, Friday, 25 April 2014 05:41 (eleven years ago)

it is very instructive to me in my life

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Friday, 25 April 2014 05:42 (eleven years ago)

god imagine instead of russ and KD going against the clips or houston or portland or whoever we had to watch those old 85 possession a game motherfuckers again

k3vin k., Friday, 25 April 2014 05:43 (eleven years ago)

i find memphis kind of glorious but objectively they are dire

lag∞n, Friday, 25 April 2014 05:44 (eleven years ago)

okc r my team this year tho

lag∞n, Friday, 25 April 2014 05:46 (eleven years ago)

Just finished :((( why can't these guys just make their usual amount of threes? Draymond is my fav warrior not named curry v sad he didn't get that charge call. Amazing they hung around with as poorly as they played. DJ was amazing he affected so many shots and Blake Is playing like a top 3 player. he hit a handful of impossible shots especially that one where he picked up his pivot foot and faded away. V sad game to watch even the end curry prob woulda drove but DJ was patrolling the paint ugggg I hate ISO plays at end of games. Don't worry tho we'll get an apology from the nba on the blown call at the end all is well.

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Friday, 25 April 2014 07:30 (eleven years ago)

I am def going for mem. Love those guys tony Allen is a hero. But maaaaan they go through some really ugly stretches.

Brain can still not compute what is happening to Indy

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Friday, 25 April 2014 07:34 (eleven years ago)

that Blake pivot fadeaway was ridic

Nhex, Friday, 25 April 2014 07:42 (eleven years ago)

Perfect defense

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Friday, 25 April 2014 07:46 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/qXfFxGg.png

lag∞n, Friday, 25 April 2014 13:41 (eleven years ago)

on paper hawks beating pacers is still a bigger upset imo, i guess it balances out if we consider that memphis was a much better team than their record by the end of the season and indiana was a much worse one.

call all destroyer, Friday, 25 April 2014 13:42 (eleven years ago)

is hibbert pulling a vin baker or something? i'm honestly starting to worry about the guy.

call all destroyer, Friday, 25 April 2014 13:42 (eleven years ago)

yeah like maybe hes injured but in that case you think the pacers wouldve rested him at the end of the season like this has been going on for a couple months

lag∞n, Friday, 25 April 2014 13:45 (eleven years ago)

yeah this isn't hockey, if he's injured they probably need to start telling people

call all destroyer, Friday, 25 April 2014 13:46 (eleven years ago)

maybe they shd tell people hes injured even if hes not

lag∞n, Friday, 25 April 2014 13:47 (eleven years ago)

if they liked him they would probably do that

call all destroyer, Friday, 25 April 2014 13:50 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmEpCnnCAAAWEWO.jpg

oh no

lag∞n, Friday, 25 April 2014 14:07 (eleven years ago)

just noticed david west is wearing jeans

lag∞n, Friday, 25 April 2014 14:09 (eleven years ago)

i would def feel robbed of the pacers-heat rematch but indiana losing would be incredibly compelling

as would OKC losing tbh

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 25 April 2014 14:24 (eleven years ago)

those would both be really interesting stories whereas, like, the spurs losing would just be kinda pointless

aside from russ i honestly don't find OKC to be any more or less aesthetically pleasing than memphis... z bo/marc/allen/conley are kind of entertaining

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 25 April 2014 14:25 (eleven years ago)

If OKC loses there are enough other interesting teams in the west. If Indiana loses the East gets boring as fuck.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 25 April 2014 14:34 (eleven years ago)

yeah, i feel you

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 25 April 2014 14:44 (eleven years ago)

indy is losing because they r bad tho, i mean the idea that they cld give the heat a series is dead and gone

lag∞n, Friday, 25 April 2014 14:46 (eleven years ago)

I think they've been holding onto that for so long that they'd probably fuck around and take it to 7 again.

tsrobodo, Friday, 25 April 2014 14:49 (eleven years ago)

yeah u prob right xp

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 25 April 2014 14:51 (eleven years ago)

griz wld prob win the east

lag∞n, Friday, 25 April 2014 14:53 (eleven years ago)

Lol I was just looking at the NBA playoff bracket and I was like "What the fuck is this team with a cat for their logo...oh right."

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 25 April 2014 14:55 (eleven years ago)

only for two more games anyway

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Friday, 25 April 2014 15:09 (eleven years ago)

silver lining in okc going down is an epic playoff rematch of clips/grizz

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 25 April 2014 16:40 (eleven years ago)

the interactive shot maps here are incredible

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 25 April 2014 17:29 (eleven years ago)

http://grantland.com/features/nba-best-shooters-2013-14-season/

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 25 April 2014 17:29 (eleven years ago)

yeah sick

k3vin k., Friday, 25 April 2014 17:39 (eleven years ago)

FYI sometimes when I watch the clippers I think about the key & peele substitute teacher sketch saying Blake griffin's name

"Do you wanna go to war Bu-lah-kay? Because we could go to war. I'm for real"

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 25 April 2014 18:50 (eleven years ago)

haha

Nhex, Friday, 25 April 2014 18:54 (eleven years ago)

churlish

lag∞n, Friday, 25 April 2014 19:27 (eleven years ago)

http://grantland.com/features/nba-playoffs-2014-33-burning-questions-from-round-1/

this is classic simmons, had me lollin throughout, good work

k3vin k., Friday, 25 April 2014 20:19 (eleven years ago)

pacers look so happy and united in that boy-band photo imo.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 25 April 2014 20:44 (eleven years ago)

Q: It’s a bad sign for Brooks that Russell Westbrook’s brother tweeted during Game 3 that OKC needs a new coach, right?

lmao

lag∞n, Friday, 25 April 2014 21:05 (eleven years ago)

I forgot that psycho t somehow ended up a raptor

This might be the most evenly matched first round series?

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 25 April 2014 23:34 (eleven years ago)

churlish

― lag∞n, Friday, April 25, 2014 3:27 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Some of their writing has these incredible details that i randomly think about and they slay me, this word is one of them

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 25 April 2014 23:36 (eleven years ago)

Teletovic took 9.0 3s per 36 this season o_O

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 25 April 2014 23:44 (eleven years ago)

He's not shy

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Saturday, 26 April 2014 00:48 (eleven years ago)

Z Lowe always points out opposing coaches "closing out" on three point shooters near them by stomping and clapping and now I can't unsee it- Dwayne Casey just tried it on joe Johnson, obv it didn't work

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Saturday, 26 April 2014 00:50 (eleven years ago)

off the game 3 chumps, root hard for the home team

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:20 (eleven years ago)

love the casual look from Rihanna in BKN!

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:23 (eleven years ago)

"I guarantee he won't score in the 2nd half." - Bradley Beal on Mike Dunleavy.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:43 (eleven years ago)

Nets got every damn call smh

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:49 (eleven years ago)

nets should just lose the ball out of bounds every time they drive, instant foul call

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:58 (eleven years ago)

let's just fast-forward to the second round where the nets beat the heat and i can finally have that heart-attack i've been suppressing.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 26 April 2014 01:59 (eleven years ago)

man PJ Carlesimo is going blind

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 02:01 (eleven years ago)

damn Jimmy Butler vs. Nene is some intense shit

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 02:04 (eleven years ago)

wnfw nene

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Saturday, 26 April 2014 02:05 (eleven years ago)

haha of course Butler hits a 3

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 02:08 (eleven years ago)

Bulls doing a lotta dumb stuff

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 02:18 (eleven years ago)

aaaaaand that's what happens when you put garrett temple into a playoff game

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 02:43 (eleven years ago)

#bradleybealguarantees

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 02:48 (eleven years ago)

this crowd you guys

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Saturday, 26 April 2014 02:54 (eleven years ago)

I just wasted a whole bunch of fucking time with Time Warner Cable trying to see if I could add basic cable so I can watch the playoffs on my tv instead of watching a shitty lagged illegal webcast and getting computer std's. Turns out I can't get a package that doesn't also include DVR which means getting a whole new fucking box and another installation. Not worth it. Fuck TWC.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Saturday, 26 April 2014 02:56 (eleven years ago)

great play by matthews there

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 02:59 (eleven years ago)

aldridge just a 6'11 MJ in this series

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 02:59 (eleven years ago)

Harden takes a 30 footer early in the clock for no reason

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 03:08 (eleven years ago)

okay where the joey Crawford thread

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Saturday, 26 April 2014 03:12 (eleven years ago)

haha and then he catches fire, the james harden experience

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 03:12 (eleven years ago)

JVG says Harden is "at times disinterested defensively"

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 03:37 (eleven years ago)

Lol that's on par with 'for basketball reasons'

, Saturday, 26 April 2014 03:39 (eleven years ago)

good thing it took mchale 2.5 games to realize portland can't stop the harden/dwight PNR

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 03:43 (eleven years ago)

seems like Harden doesn't think he'll get the calls if he penetrates

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 03:50 (eleven years ago)

yeah weirdly tentative on a couple of those drives

k3vin k., Saturday, 26 April 2014 03:52 (eleven years ago)

they held lamarcus to 4 points so something's working better

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Saturday, 26 April 2014 03:53 (eleven years ago)

lma = mr fantastic

brimstead, Saturday, 26 April 2014 03:57 (eleven years ago)

Harden 4-13 in that half

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 04:01 (eleven years ago)

If the Blazers stay in contact with the Rockets (no more than 5 down) into the last five minutes, I look for a better than even shot for the win.

Aimless, Saturday, 26 April 2014 04:01 (eleven years ago)

only thing I've seen McHale do that I disagree with is not have Beverley on the floor every minute Lillard is out there

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 04:08 (eleven years ago)

Ok after a bizarre chain of events with time warner I seem to secretly have cable channels for free?

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Saturday, 26 April 2014 04:28 (eleven years ago)

Welp guess I'll go watch some basketball then.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Saturday, 26 April 2014 04:29 (eleven years ago)

uhhhhhh who the fuck is "troy daniels"

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 04:33 (eleven years ago)

troy daniels is a create a player

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 04:33 (eleven years ago)

Terry Stotts whines about the wrong things

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 04:38 (eleven years ago)

how is someone I've literally never heard of hitting step back threes in the playoffs

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 04:39 (eleven years ago)

typical Daryl Morey NBDL value

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 04:39 (eleven years ago)

jesus

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 04:41 (eleven years ago)

my god that is a horrible joey crawford call

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 04:47 (eleven years ago)

Joey Crawford is actual living human trash fuck him forever amen

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Saturday, 26 April 2014 04:47 (eleven years ago)

not the best series for Parsons

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 04:50 (eleven years ago)

yeah he's been quietly garbage

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 04:52 (eleven years ago)

mo williams is on one right now

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 04:52 (eleven years ago)

Lin's defense has slipped a lot this year, maybe the injuries adding up

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 04:56 (eleven years ago)

dwight has been great tonight

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 04:58 (eleven years ago)

lin has been good in the second half too

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 04:58 (eleven years ago)

Joey Crawford is actual living human trash fuck him forever amen

― @drakecatwatch (Clay), Saturday, April 26, 2014 12:47 AM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

never forget theres a working nba ref who was once suspended for challenging a player to a fight

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:01 (eleven years ago)

thinking abt the quasi hackahoward like every time he catches the ball you double him super hard and if you foul him so be it

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:03 (eleven years ago)

harden is such a fucking idiot. you're guarding the inbounds and you have one job: don't give up a pass under the basket

k3vin k., Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:04 (eleven years ago)

that shot

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:05 (eleven years ago)

followed it up w a horrible contested 3 too xp

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:05 (eleven years ago)

man portland is hitting some wild shots

k3vin k., Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:05 (eleven years ago)

lol mo is hilarious on these hackas

k3vin k., Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:06 (eleven years ago)

this is crazy btw I am in a human tornado and it is yelling at dwight howard

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:06 (eleven years ago)

really getting into the job

k3vin k., Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:07 (eleven years ago)

lol everyone hates him

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:07 (eleven years ago)

yikes

k3vin k., Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:07 (eleven years ago)

lmao air ball floater cmon james

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:08 (eleven years ago)

Houston maybe still terrible when under pressure

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:09 (eleven years ago)

yo harden takes some unconscionable shots

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:11 (eleven years ago)

lol Houston gives up lead on terrible harden defense

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:11 (eleven years ago)

he just likes to shoot man leave him alone

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:12 (eleven years ago)

being guarded by james harden must be such a good feeling

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:13 (eleven years ago)

wes thats a foul b chillax yr mindstate

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:14 (eleven years ago)

I think these two fouls on Matthews were legit

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:15 (eleven years ago)

wes chill mane make him shoot a jumper dont foul

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:15 (eleven years ago)

wow Lin went for the linsanity

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:16 (eleven years ago)

jeez harden blew that 2 for 1 opp

k3vin k., Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:17 (eleven years ago)

not a super great shot by dame there

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:17 (eleven years ago)

why didn't the ball advance?

k3vin k., Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:19 (eleven years ago)

because harden stupidly advanced the ball

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:19 (eleven years ago)

was pretty close, surprised that's not something you can review?

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:20 (eleven years ago)

i swear they changed the rule or something so you don't have to call a timeout immediately anymore, idgi

k3vin k., Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:20 (eleven years ago)

man I heard a slap of skin there

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:22 (eleven years ago)

incredible defense by harden on that batum drive, just amazing

k3vin k., Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:22 (eleven years ago)

Joey Crawford is about as close to his prime as Axl Rose is

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:22 (eleven years ago)

you can just go around him can't you xp

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:23 (eleven years ago)

wo aldrisge murked lin rip

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:23 (eleven years ago)

really didn't see this parsons debacle series coming

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:24 (eleven years ago)

re-enter troy daniels

k3vin k., Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:25 (eleven years ago)

lol Troy Daniels took 12.5 3 pointers per game in the D-league

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:25 (eleven years ago)

lol lillard just called for everyone to clear out and proceeded to blow by harden

k3vin k., Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:26 (eleven years ago)

my god Har*en

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:26 (eleven years ago)

hahahaha

k3vin k., Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:27 (eleven years ago)

dont usual like the iso but if hardens guarding you thats like a fast break

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:27 (eleven years ago)

LA is fouling dwight every time down

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:27 (eleven years ago)

wow you really can just go around harden like he was a barstool after all cool info

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:27 (eleven years ago)

This might be humiliating enough for Harden to actually realize he needs to do something about the defense

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:28 (eleven years ago)

idk feel like hes missing that part of his brain maybe

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:28 (eleven years ago)

harden's 12/34 tonight

k3vin k., Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:29 (eleven years ago)

i h8 when players take bad shots

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:31 (eleven years ago)

JVG is right btw that they gotta add a foul to each qualified player for OT, this shit is stupid

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:31 (eleven years ago)

add a foul just anyway imo

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:32 (eleven years ago)

foul trouble is such an uncool aspect of the game

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:32 (eleven years ago)

oh jeremy

k3vin k., Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:33 (eleven years ago)

are problem with adding fouls is more foul shots which.... blech

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:33 (eleven years ago)

only*

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:33 (eleven years ago)

if we just instituted one of my revolutionary foul shooting #hoopideas everything wld be cool

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:34 (eleven years ago)

omg lma why

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:35 (eleven years ago)

o jeez

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:36 (eleven years ago)

TROY FUCKING DANIELS

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:36 (eleven years ago)

TROY DANIELS

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:36 (eleven years ago)

that's not cool

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:36 (eleven years ago)

lol at harden taking mos legs out

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:36 (eleven years ago)

wow eternal shouts to troy daniels

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:37 (eleven years ago)

v v uncool

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:38 (eleven years ago)

they got a good look

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:38 (eleven years ago)

Troy took 599 threes in 47 D-League games

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:38 (eleven years ago)

actual legendary shot tbh

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:40 (eleven years ago)

yeah that was srs

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:40 (eleven years ago)

huge uncalled foul to get that ball tho

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:41 (eleven years ago)

yeah for sure

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:43 (eleven years ago)

Portland shot selection in the last minute and a half was not playoff quality. They jacked up some mediocre long 2s and 3s that didn't go in for them. They needed to work harder for better opportunities.

Aimless, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:43 (eleven years ago)

agreed

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:44 (eleven years ago)

great pass by lin

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:44 (eleven years ago)

I'm not gonna be too concerned with that uncalled foul considering Dwight got hacked twice in OT

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:45 (eleven years ago)

yeah obvs fouls get missed constantly

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:45 (eleven years ago)

Troy Daniels does not exactly have a NBA body lol

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:45 (eleven years ago)

that shot was sum srs onions (tho i didnt know he was a dleague 3 whiz)

johnny crunch, Saturday, 26 April 2014 05:52 (eleven years ago)

yeah portland stopped running plays there at the end

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 06:00 (eleven years ago)

It was like they thought that magic or destiny was going to make everything OK and hand them the win.

Aimless, Saturday, 26 April 2014 06:02 (eleven years ago)

i love that d[]unleavy drops a career high and we still don't even give him any words in this thread.

Nene scuffle was really funny to me. reminded me of those movie scenes where the couple is fighting and theres all this tension and the girl goes to hit the guys and he blocks it and then it turns in an instant into passionate love making.

troy daniels is basically anthony morrow.

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Saturday, 26 April 2014 06:51 (eleven years ago)

Well I've been out of the building for over an hour now and my ears are still ringing a little bit. That was a lot of fun and extremely stressful! Highly recommend going to a playoff game in your team's joint. Nothing like high-giving strangers and screaming til you're hoarse and feeling like it all means something.

And finally, fuck Joey Crawford in his wretched eyeballs.

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Saturday, 26 April 2014 07:04 (eleven years ago)

Oh man forgot you were there! So cool sucks they lost

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Saturday, 26 April 2014 07:21 (eleven years ago)

so many games! aaaaaah!

Nhex, Saturday, 26 April 2014 07:22 (eleven years ago)

http://m.tmz.com/#Article/2014/04/26/donald-sterling-clippers-owner-black-people-racist-audio-magic-johnson

L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling told his GF he does NOT want her bringing black people to his games

uhh

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Saturday, 26 April 2014 07:30 (eleven years ago)

is hibbert pulling a vin baker or something? i'm honestly starting to worry about the guy.

― call all destroyer, Friday, April 25, 2014 10:42 AM (Yesterday

maybe. but in this case the guy is addicted to pokemon not booze

moullet, Saturday, 26 April 2014 09:20 (eleven years ago)

Yeah it's kind of unsettling how the success of the Clippers has overshadowed the fact that Sterling is still a bona fide horrible racist

Like when the rumor mill was suggesting Bron might go to the Clips I was like Noooooooo you already had to go through Gilbert

, Saturday, 26 April 2014 14:21 (eleven years ago)

How much would the clips fetch on the open market? 800m? 1b? Considering the Bucks were 550m...

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 17:01 (eleven years ago)

it's really amazing how Sterling is just a horrible version of Jerry Buss in every way. Two old real estate horndogs, but one is just straight garbage.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 17:18 (eleven years ago)

ok deandre

http://instagram.com/p/nQr9tqPs3I/#

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 17:25 (eleven years ago)

Do the owners have any leverage to force dts out like mlb did w McCourt?

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Saturday, 26 April 2014 17:33 (eleven years ago)

fuck Joey Crawford in his wretched eyeballs

Sentiment seconded. Joey seems to enjoy inflicting pain, so if no good chance presents itself in the course of the game, he just says fuck it and blows his whistle anyway. Plus he obv has vendettas against some players, which should merit instant firing, but it never will. The man is straight garbage.

Aimless, Saturday, 26 April 2014 17:38 (eleven years ago)

NBA is "investigating" Sterling audio. Small chance, but please please let this have major repercussions for him.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 26 April 2014 17:42 (eleven years ago)

oh I think this is it for him actually

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 17:46 (eleven years ago)

I hope Larry Ellison gets the team and tries to crush the Lakers Prokhorov style

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 17:51 (eleven years ago)

That could be fun.

Aimless, Saturday, 26 April 2014 17:56 (eleven years ago)

apparently no mention on Sterling on the TNT pre-game?

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 18:21 (eleven years ago)

oh I think this is it for him actually

― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, April 26, 2014 1:46 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sterling been shown in court to be racist as hell discriminating against minatory tenants in his properties but now he wont let magic johnson on his gfs instagram idk

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 18:39 (eleven years ago)

no one cared about that stuff because there was no audio and it was all in legal depositions

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 18:44 (eleven years ago)

snoop dogg otm on this matter

Nhex, Saturday, 26 April 2014 18:46 (eleven years ago)

also a straw breaking camel's back situation as well

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 18:46 (eleven years ago)

also as well, lmk if gawker wants my resume

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 18:47 (eleven years ago)

http://deadspin.com/your-complete-quotable-guide-to-decades-of-donald-sterl-1568047212/all

I'd forgotten about most of this stuff, sterling is a grotesque

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Saturday, 26 April 2014 18:49 (eleven years ago)

Atlanta crowd is into it!

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 18:51 (eleven years ago)

thing is if youre an nba owner they basically let you do what you want, like they will let you move the team, you can run yr team into the ground, that kind of freedom is part of what keeps valuations high, if you cant follow yr heart as an owner its not as attractive of a proposition

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 18:52 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/cAiN3jz.png

lmao

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 18:55 (eleven years ago)

milsap running things

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 19:04 (eleven years ago)

I used to walk by the office of sterling corp every day and of course they have a plaque on the wall that says sterling corp like its a national historic building or something. I gave the sign the double bird most every day

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Saturday, 26 April 2014 19:04 (eleven years ago)

Of course I've been to a bunch of clipper games and even paid actual money for a few so I'm probably part of the problem

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Saturday, 26 April 2014 19:05 (eleven years ago)

could the players union do anything? thinking of something like the 64 all star game, if the clippers players (or better yet the clippers players and the warriors players) refused to play out this series until silver assured them something would be done. i'm not sure how much they can do really though, the most mlb could do w/ marge schott was ban her from day-to-day operations and fine her but they couldn't actually force her to sell. sterling doesn't actually care about winning so even if you took away draft picks or whatever other punitive measures silver might take i don't think it would faze him really. and this is assuming you had the rest of the owners on yr side, which probably wouldn't be the case.

balls, Saturday, 26 April 2014 19:05 (eleven years ago)

sterling gonna die the owner of the clippers, on the bright side thats prob not that far away

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 19:08 (eleven years ago)

dumb final minute from teague there

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 19:09 (eleven years ago)

anyway, great call by David Stern handing Paul to the Clippers, one final genius move from the master

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 19:09 (eleven years ago)

How much would the clips fetch on the open market? 800m? 1b? Considering the Bucks were 550m...

― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, April 26, 2014 1:01 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wouldn't it be exponentially more? they play in LA, at the staples center, two franchise players, ...

k3vin k., Saturday, 26 April 2014 19:19 (eleven years ago)

well not exponentially, 550m squared is a lot

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 19:20 (eleven years ago)

depends on what their assets are, like do they own their building, whats their tv contract etc, a billion doesnt seem unreasonable tho

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 19:21 (eleven years ago)

lol i know that but it's gotta be well into 9 figures i'd think. then again i have no idea how to value a franchise

k3vin k., Saturday, 26 April 2014 19:22 (eleven years ago)

forbes has them valued at 575m. The bucks sold for around 150m more than forbes valued them at.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 19:22 (eleven years ago)

tho youd have to factor in that the lakers are such an institution and the clips will always be #2

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 19:22 (eleven years ago)

forbes has them valued at 575m. The bucks sold for around 150m more than forbes valued them at.

― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, April 26, 2014 3:22 PM (54 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how recent is this?

k3vin k., Saturday, 26 April 2014 19:23 (eleven years ago)

those forbes valuations seem based on basically nothing, tho obvs its hard to price such rare properties w an extremely limited pool of potential buyers

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 19:23 (eleven years ago)

january 2014 xp

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 19:24 (eleven years ago)

obvs estimating the clips at the same price the bucks sold for is a complete joke

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 19:24 (eleven years ago)

yeah even before they became a legit franchise they were worth a ton (and he made a ton of money despite putting horrible product on the floor), now that they're a contender in la plus the lakers being down possibly long term, the nba being the american pro sport w/ the brightest future, 1b might be high but it's not insane. relatively speaking. the dodgers fetched 2b.

balls, Saturday, 26 April 2014 19:25 (eleven years ago)

yeah one can only image how much the lakers would cost

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 19:25 (eleven years ago)

yeah the dodgers sale was seemingly an insane overpay but maybe that's just how the market is in LA

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 19:26 (eleven years ago)

I think the bucks sale was helped along by Kohl pledging 100m to the arena so maybe that juiced the price a little

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 19:26 (eleven years ago)

when you have billionaires bidding against each other for something that theyre not really worried about being profitable things can get out of hand fast

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 19:27 (eleven years ago)

its like how much would yachts sell for if there were only 30 yachts in the world

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 19:28 (eleven years ago)

the clippers didn't make that much money last year... probably has a lot to do with the valuation. Surprising that they didn't make more money!

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 19:28 (eleven years ago)

idk its easy to hide money move it around etc

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 19:29 (eleven years ago)

15th in operating income

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 19:29 (eleven years ago)

forbes is not known for its reliability on these types of things

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 19:30 (eleven years ago)

I know Sterling used to be very committed to low ticket prices maybe that has something to do with it

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 19:30 (eleven years ago)

hate when theres a big man switch onto a permitter player and the little guy dribbles around and takes a step back jumper

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 19:34 (eleven years ago)

got to catch and attack that big man before he can figure out whats happening

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 19:35 (eleven years ago)

if the Clippers win the title hopefully those GIF missiles will obliterate Sterling before the clock hits :00

getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 April 2014 19:41 (eleven years ago)

sick of dude getting an "lol, u" pass from the league

getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 April 2014 19:42 (eleven years ago)

feel like silver, for a number of reasons, is much more likely to do something serious than stern was

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 19:51 (eleven years ago)

yeah stern obvs wasnt willing to do anything at all, maybe silver will be idk

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 19:53 (eleven years ago)

Nene suspended one game

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 19:56 (eleven years ago)

damn that kinda sucks

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 19:58 (eleven years ago)

Scola been cool as ice this series

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:09 (eleven years ago)

was the public outcry over sterling's prior incidents as big as the outcry over this? i feel like silver has good cover to take serious action here, whereas not sure stern had similar cover.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:10 (eleven years ago)

there was no public outcry, just news stories that barely made waves

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:11 (eleven years ago)

that's kind of my memory of it.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:11 (eleven years ago)

yo hibbert can't get off the bench in the second half of a crucial playoff game in the FIRST ROUND and they owe dude like $30 million in the next two years

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:18 (eleven years ago)

but, should the pacers get there, i have little doubt hibbert will turn into wiltbillkareem again.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:19 (eleven years ago)

vogel would rather watch scola brick open jumpers than find out what hibbert's got

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:19 (eleven years ago)

I think it's over for Hibbert this season. IIRC in the last game vs. the heat he had 1 rebound.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:20 (eleven years ago)

hes looking pretty relived on the bench

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:21 (eleven years ago)

scola is like 65% on open jumpers this series Jord

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:21 (eleven years ago)

really they should have started Scola

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:22 (eleven years ago)

these teams are both very bad

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:23 (eleven years ago)

kind of a choke by the hawks here

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:24 (eleven years ago)

gdamnit hawks

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:25 (eleven years ago)

still plenty of time left for the pacers to end up with an even more heartbreaking loss

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:29 (eleven years ago)

OR TO REGAIN THEIR CONFIDENCE AND BEGIN A STEAMROLL THROUGH THE EASTERN CONFERENCE

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:30 (eleven years ago)

lol lane violation cmon

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:31 (eleven years ago)

looooool lane violation

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:32 (eleven years ago)

it was totally obvious tho

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:32 (eleven years ago)

choooooooooooookeee

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:33 (eleven years ago)

what in the christ was that possession

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:33 (eleven years ago)

the eastern conference playoffs!!

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:33 (eleven years ago)

george hill was the secret pacers disaster but he's balled out this half

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:33 (eleven years ago)

Teague has been a goddamn mess in every pressure situation

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:33 (eleven years ago)

pero antic has really got a look going on for himself

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:34 (eleven years ago)

laaaaaaaaaaance

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:35 (eleven years ago)

loooool these terrible basketball teams

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:35 (eleven years ago)

lol this was not a jump ball in any way

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:36 (eleven years ago)

wow that was just flat bad in all ways wtf

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:36 (eleven years ago)

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaance

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:36 (eleven years ago)

lance
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lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:37 (eleven years ago)

korver for the four point play?

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:38 (eleven years ago)

wonder if lance will go ricky williams after all this, just chill in tibet for a few years maybe get his chi balanced

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:38 (eleven years ago)

i feel like you gotta look quick 2 here with another timeout left

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:38 (eleven years ago)

ah that was a good play

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:39 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/I76gCO6.png

me irl

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:39 (eleven years ago)

remember when we were talking about the pacers having to give lance a megacontract

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:41 (eleven years ago)

wowwwwwwww

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:42 (eleven years ago)

lol pg

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:42 (eleven years ago)

WHY PAUL WHY

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:43 (eleven years ago)

O M F G

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:43 (eleven years ago)

pacers are so amazing

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:43 (eleven years ago)

hahahahha

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:43 (eleven years ago)

damn

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:44 (eleven years ago)

that was not too far off

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:45 (eleven years ago)

uhhhhhh alright

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:45 (eleven years ago)

horrible pass by millsap

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:45 (eleven years ago)

big win j/k

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:45 (eleven years ago)

great game everyone well played lol

lag∞n, Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:45 (eleven years ago)

lol @ "gutty performance" by the #1 seed to beat a team six games under .500

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:46 (eleven years ago)

hawks in 6 it will have to be

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:46 (eleven years ago)

NBA Legion ‏@MySportsLegion 1h -- Pacers in 6.

a peaceful equilibrium has returned to the world.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:46 (eleven years ago)

damn CWebb looks hella skinny and young

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:46 (eleven years ago)

he seems like a nice guy.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 26 April 2014 20:47 (eleven years ago)

first nba owner to comment on the sterling situation.

Michael Wallace ‏@WallaceNBA_ESPN 1h -- Heat owner Micky Arison statement on Sterling issue: "The commets reported by TMZ were offensive, appauling and very sad ..."

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 26 April 2014 21:20 (eleven years ago)

Did Sterling and his wife get divorced or do they have an open marriage or what?

polyphonic, Saturday, 26 April 2014 21:23 (eleven years ago)

they're apparently still married

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Saturday, 26 April 2014 21:42 (eleven years ago)

oh dear, Barkley thinks Monta Ellis is the best player on the Mavs

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 21:42 (eleven years ago)

spurs owner commenting, too.

Ira Winderman ‏@IraHeatBeat 1h -- Spurs owner Holt, "I don’t know the context, but from what I’ve heard it sounds bad and it isn’t like this is the first go-around for him.”

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 26 April 2014 21:45 (eleven years ago)

Mark Cuban ‏@mcuban 1h

Its playoff time, no reason to talk about anything in the NBA that does not relate to our Mavs. Lets Go Mavs !!

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 21:48 (eleven years ago)

NBA refuses comment on leprosy outbreak in locker rooms "it's playoff time"

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 21:48 (eleven years ago)

that's a weird reaction from cuban, who normally doesn't seem very calculated or conflict-averse.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 26 April 2014 21:53 (eleven years ago)

lol that parker flop

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 22:03 (eleven years ago)

Ethan J. Skolnick ‏@EthanJSkolnick 4s -- LeBron: "There is no room for Donald Sterling in our league. There's just no room for him."

lebron also said that if he were on the clippers, he'd consider sitting-out, in protest, at this point.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 26 April 2014 22:07 (eleven years ago)

would be cool if the warriors and clippers just didn't show up.

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Saturday, 26 April 2014 22:18 (eleven years ago)

some of the clippers players discussed boycotting the next game in protest. doc was somewhat supportive, but they ultimately decided to play. doc's great, by the way. i wonder if he'll bolt in the offseason because of this, unless there's a swift, strong reaction by the league against sterling.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 26 April 2014 22:19 (eleven years ago)

It's too much to expect a fan boycott when they're back in LA I know but it'd be nice

@drakecatwatch (Clay), Saturday, 26 April 2014 22:21 (eleven years ago)

lebron james' comments are worth reading in full.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 26 April 2014 22:33 (eleven years ago)

Adam silver pres conf in a couple hours right?

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Saturday, 26 April 2014 22:39 (eleven years ago)

yes

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 26 April 2014 22:40 (eleven years ago)

tite game in dal rn

Clay, Saturday, 26 April 2014 22:54 (eleven years ago)

good stuff from bron

call all destroyer, Saturday, 26 April 2014 22:54 (eleven years ago)

sitting out is pointless self-harm cuz it's not like the guy is gonna sell the team tomorrow but the clips players should make some sort of statement/gesture etc

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 23:03 (eleven years ago)

monta...

Clay, Saturday, 26 April 2014 23:04 (eleven years ago)

i know this is overlooking the trees for the forest buuuuut bron can't sign with the clippers now can he?

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 23:04 (eleven years ago)

they're capped out

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 23:09 (eleven years ago)

bron could go to any team he wants regardless of cap imo, the teams would work it out

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 23:11 (eleven years ago)

man the mavs couldn't guard that PNR all game

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 23:11 (eleven years ago)

dirk's about to hit a 3 to win tho

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 23:11 (eleven years ago)

bron could go to any team he wants regardless of cap imo, the teams would work it out

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, April 26, 2014 11:11 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah but you said sign with the clippers not force a trade

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 23:13 (eleven years ago)

and he probably couldn't force a trade to some teams that could only send back total junk contracts

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 23:14 (eleven years ago)

somehow it slipped by me that the big 3 all have player options for the next two years, that's unusual

Clay, Saturday, 26 April 2014 23:14 (eleven years ago)

WHOA

Clay, Saturday, 26 April 2014 23:15 (eleven years ago)

V I N C E

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 23:15 (eleven years ago)

these playoffs you guys i'm tellin you

Clay, Saturday, 26 April 2014 23:15 (eleven years ago)

baseline fadeaways vs. the spurs...

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 23:15 (eleven years ago)

those forbes valuations seem based on basically nothing, tho obvs its hard to price such rare properties w an extremely limited pool of potential buyers

― lag∞n, Sunday, April 27, 2014 3:23 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

Well I think they're based on revenue, value of the stadium, etc. but it's gonna be a hard job to value anything with so many moving pieces

I think it's a safe assumption that any buyer of a franchise is gonna pay a premium even on a in-depth & professionally done valuation, on the premise that the new owners have a business plan that will turn things around / generate more cashflow to cover the premium + turn a profit

, Saturday, 26 April 2014 23:16 (eleven years ago)

Is ILH gonna need a new mod

, Saturday, 26 April 2014 23:16 (eleven years ago)

vince carter hitting playoff game winners in 2014

Clay, Saturday, 26 April 2014 23:16 (eleven years ago)

damn vince

call all destroyer, Saturday, 26 April 2014 23:17 (eleven years ago)

sick arc

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 23:17 (eleven years ago)

this mavs/spurs thing is more inexplicable than pacers/hawks now

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 23:18 (eleven years ago)

i think the clippers would go for at least $1 billion easily

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 26 April 2014 23:18 (eleven years ago)

I dunno, it's a major market for sure but they've only recently been of prominence in that market obv

http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2013/1/9/3856362/sacramento-kings-sale-price-compare-other-nba-franchises

Most recent sales have been in the 300-500 million range, I'd feel comfortable saying the Clips could go for 700-800

, Saturday, 26 April 2014 23:22 (eleven years ago)

forbes should hire jord, icey and I to do a roundtable on NBA valuation imo

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 23:27 (eleven years ago)

apparently Vince's heel was just above the out of bounds line, Sean Elliott vs. the Blazers style

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 23:27 (eleven years ago)

the clips were so bad for so long mostly b/c sterling's a cheapskate pos. a different ownership group with a vested interest in basketball success, having this roster and location, could keep the clippers at the top of the league for a good long time.

Clay, Saturday, 26 April 2014 23:28 (eleven years ago)

Yeah Clay I think that's right

, Saturday, 26 April 2014 23:30 (eleven years ago)

But the question is how much of a premium would such an ownership group be willing to pay, they'd really have to believe in themselves

, Saturday, 26 April 2014 23:31 (eleven years ago)

rich ppl usually do b/c they're mostly sociopaths so i wouldnt worry about it

Clay, Saturday, 26 April 2014 23:32 (eleven years ago)

def. think the new owner should change the name of the team

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 23:32 (eleven years ago)

I think the Clippers name + logo are fantastic fwiw

, Saturday, 26 April 2014 23:37 (eleven years ago)

Don't need another Bobcats or Thunder

, Saturday, 26 April 2014 23:37 (eleven years ago)

Big Al :)

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 23:38 (eleven years ago)

L.A. Knights

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 23:38 (eleven years ago)

Didn't the Bucks sell for over a half billion? The Clippers are a billion, easily.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 26 April 2014 23:42 (eleven years ago)

they'll probably be the LA Galaxy S6 by Samsung by 2016 anyways, sale or no sale

Clay, Saturday, 26 April 2014 23:44 (eleven years ago)

The LA Oracles

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 26 April 2014 23:45 (eleven years ago)

LA Silvers

, Saturday, 26 April 2014 23:47 (eleven years ago)

la blakers

balls, Saturday, 26 April 2014 23:50 (eleven years ago)

for real though sell the team to same ownership group that owns the dodgers, make whatever deal charlotte did w/ new orleans and name them the la magic, go w/ michigan state colors

balls, Saturday, 26 April 2014 23:51 (eleven years ago)

Feel like this Sterling sitch is gonna be a real test of Adam Silver too

, Saturday, 26 April 2014 23:55 (eleven years ago)

yeah this is heavy stuff for the new kid. hope he doesn't call papa stern for advice since apparently sterling and stern were hella chummy.

Clay, Sunday, 27 April 2014 00:01 (eleven years ago)

http://www.naacp-losangeles.org/events.php

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 27 April 2014 00:03 (eleven years ago)

well that would have been gross even before all this

Clay, Sunday, 27 April 2014 00:05 (eleven years ago)

hey folks, dying btw

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 27 April 2014 00:07 (eleven years ago)

simmons tuck your collar under yr jacket man

call all destroyer, Sunday, 27 April 2014 00:22 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmL4uQ1CIAIc0ff.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 27 April 2014 00:54 (eleven years ago)

But the question is how much of a premium would such an ownership group be willing to pay, they'd really have to believe in themselves

― 龜, Saturday, April 26, 2014 7:31 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

its not a premium if theres no standard baseline formula to value teams which there is not, its just whatever the market will bear, and when youre talking about billionaires looking for playthings the market will bear very much

lag∞n, Sunday, 27 April 2014 00:55 (eleven years ago)

Eh I think that's an oversimplification of the process

, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:01 (eleven years ago)

there are very few nba teams run as straight businesses and those that are have been held by one party for a long time like the lakers, the rest are owned by people who became fabulously wealthy by other means and want to own a team because its cool , those people compete against each other for teams and thats how the price is set, basically teams are expensive because they are an extremely rare form of entertainment

lag∞n, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:04 (eleven years ago)

I mean yeah you read that piece by Simmons comparing NBA franchises to rare pieces of art too

, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:05 (eleven years ago)

i didnt actually

lag∞n, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:06 (eleven years ago)

but like thats just an obvious and well known thing?

lag∞n, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:06 (eleven years ago)

Would that OKC were run by billionaires with deep pockets willing to take a loss, or the Bulls

, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:06 (eleven years ago)

I mean yeah you have your prokhorovs and Dolans and w/e, but you also have owners who don't want to keep on running a loss every year

, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:07 (eleven years ago)

okc is run by billionaires willing to take a loss they just dont want to take the luxury tax loss

lag∞n, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:08 (eleven years ago)

i mean like im sure everyone has their limits, except our russian friend in brooklyn

lag∞n, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:08 (eleven years ago)

What kind of loss are they willing to take then

, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:08 (eleven years ago)

Silver claiming he doesn't know anything about Sterling's discrimination suit

man wtf Sterling Silver what a world

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:09 (eleven years ago)

prob just the loss theyre operating at now? xp

lag∞n, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:09 (eleven years ago)

The whole point of the lockout last time around was revenue sharing, I think team owners care more about profitability than you think

, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:09 (eleven years ago)

i mean the luxury tax isnt the only way to generate a loss in the nba, you can also just be in a small market

lag∞n, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:10 (eleven years ago)

billionaires are in general huge cheapskates and want to run a profit.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:10 (eleven years ago)

yeah i mean theyd like to turn a profit sure, but the point is their motivation for paying half a billion dollars for a team is not to turn a profit, there are way easier ways to make more money with half a billion dollars than buying a perennially struggling nba franchise

lag∞n, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:12 (eleven years ago)

yeah simmons in his column noted it's 'no price is too high!' before they buy and then afterwards they freak out over losing money or how overleveraged they are or how much debt they had to go into to buy the team (cf glaser and manchester united) and turn into tightwads.

balls, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:12 (eleven years ago)

i think this press-conference was unwise. the message coming out of it, i think, is "no rush to judgment," which -- -while a fair point -- shouldn't need a conference. in fact, it feels counterproductive. and i like silver.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:12 (eleven years ago)

And also there's definitely an air of magic to how NBA teams are valued, same as any multimillion or billion dollar operation, like how do you value Twitter in its IPO, what value are you gonna assign each user, what value are you gonna assign its future growth prospects?

But at the same time you have some very hard numbers to work with, ticket sales, total revenue, TV contracts, arena-use rights, etc. it definitely gets you in the ballpark, and if you're gonna pay +20% of whatever number that comes out to be I'm gonna call that a premium

, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:13 (eleven years ago)

thats utter handwavey but w/e

lag∞n, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:14 (eleven years ago)

James Dolan is a trust fund shitheel who blows money on a vanity project act and he was unwilling to bite the bullet and keep Linsanity. These guys are greedy fucks.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:15 (eleven years ago)

Also OKC is profitable at the moment, they're not running a loss

, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:15 (eleven years ago)

i think this press-conference was unwise. the message coming out of it, i think, is "no rush to judgment," which -- -while a fair point -- shouldn't need a conference. in fact, it feels counterproductive. and i like silver.

― Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, April 26, 2014 9:12 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah this dudes only been shown to be a retrograde bigot and worst type of human multiple times in a court of law lets all chill

lag∞n, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:16 (eleven years ago)

I dunno if you wanna call accounting books 'utterly handwavey' go ahead!

, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:16 (eleven years ago)

dude you made that up there is no accounting going on there

lag∞n, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:16 (eleven years ago)

and I disagree about spending a ton of money on a sports franchise being a bad investment, the new CBAs are basically a license to print money. Also there's the insane cash cow that regional sports networks present.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:17 (eleven years ago)

I think team owners care more about profitability than you think

― 龜, Saturday, April 26, 2014 6:09 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

blazers have been operating at a loss for years and the new management regime has been tasked with making this stop. they've fired long-standing employees, raised ticket and concession prices considerably over the last couple of years. and paul allen is doing pretty well for himself. i still don't get it. a dude with a train set doesn't expect to profit off of it and for a guy like paul allen what are the seahawks and blazers but really fantastic model trains.

Clay, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:18 (eleven years ago)

nba franchises in general are just not super profitable relative to the investment, if they keep appreciating in value then it makes it a reasonable investment, but who can say

lag∞n, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:20 (eleven years ago)

i get it to an extent, these guys are programmed to look for waste and opportunity in businesses, prob hard to get out of that habit.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:21 (eleven years ago)

that Silver press conference was a load of horseshit btw

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:22 (eleven years ago)

I agree that they're not super profitable relative to investment and there's more than just a sliver of model train guy buys a new rare out of print Lionel town set to it

But that doesn't mean they don't *care* about profit and are willing to operate a loss either

, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:22 (eleven years ago)

i got comped for game 4 sorta out of nowhere today and will now use ILH to crowdsource what sort of anti-sterling sign i should make b/c if i have any duty as a basketball fan it's probably to register my disgust publicly at a basketball game

Clay, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:24 (eleven years ago)

lol; the espn takeaway clip from silver's press conference makes it sound like sterling's being protected. i think the nba will hammer him, but this press-conference is hardly the nba's shining moment. and silver could have been much stronger, without saying anything that would have jeopardized the nba in any future sterling litigation.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:25 (eleven years ago)

my feeling is the nba is owned by the owners, no owner wants to censure another for fear of setting a precedent that might cause them to be censured in the future, if they do anything to sterling it will just be a slap on the wrist

lag∞n, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:27 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmMPVMkCUAAz1bf.png

lag∞n, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:28 (eleven years ago)

if there's enough public outcry, it's going to create pressure -- and cover -- for silver/the owners to act without creating dangerous precedents. this type of incident hardly happens every day.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:28 (eleven years ago)

slap on the wrist mark my words

lag∞n, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:29 (eleven years ago)

wait, is dallas possibly going to win that series? seriously wtf.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:30 (eleven years ago)

adam silver: view all of this "in the proper context."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt45cHbudv4#t=25

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:33 (eleven years ago)

do it Clay!!!

Nhex, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:46 (eleven years ago)

All sports franchises are taking on value at an insane rate - has anyone written about the potential bubble there that's built in large part on cable tv money at a time when more and more people are ditching cable?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:49 (eleven years ago)

i want to! what should i write? "down with sterling" or its variants feels a little weak, i wanna bring the ruckus xp

Clay, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:49 (eleven years ago)

Just pick the choicest of his own words.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:51 (eleven years ago)

ZBO COAST TO COAST

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:54 (eleven years ago)

lol what if 3 out of the four top seeds lose in the 1st round

lag∞n, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:56 (eleven years ago)

"THOSE PEOPLE" *arrows everywhere*

Nhex, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:56 (eleven years ago)

lol

call all destroyer, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:58 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmMWRfSCMAArbaA.jpg

lmao yesss

lag∞n, Sunday, 27 April 2014 01:59 (eleven years ago)

I thought the Silver conference was a little weak too. I'm also not sure what he can actually do, if anything, in terms of punishment.

Nhex, Sunday, 27 April 2014 02:02 (eleven years ago)

i assume he has the same basic powers as the commissioner of mlb and could suspend sterling from involvement with the clippers

call all destroyer, Sunday, 27 April 2014 02:05 (eleven years ago)

not sure that he does, has that ever happened

lag∞n, Sunday, 27 April 2014 02:06 (eleven years ago)

kd shd just apologize to lil b

lag∞n, Sunday, 27 April 2014 02:08 (eleven years ago)

derek fisher comes in right on cue, lil b laughs maniacally

brimstead, Sunday, 27 April 2014 02:09 (eleven years ago)

jordan, courageous as ever (off-the-court, i mean).

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 27 April 2014 02:11 (eleven years ago)

mike woodson, not very informative on NBATV. asked, "how do you beat miami?," woodson says, "you've got to play perfect." and . . . that's it.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 27 April 2014 02:13 (eleven years ago)

lmao who still thinks frank sinatra is cool, arent we like 3 generations removed from that shit

brimstead, Sunday, 27 April 2014 02:14 (eleven years ago)

theyre just trying to corner the modern fedora market

call all destroyer, Sunday, 27 April 2014 02:15 (eleven years ago)

THOSE PEOPLE would be amazing ha

lol at lil b XD

Clay, Sunday, 27 April 2014 02:25 (eleven years ago)

maybe cliff paul will sell donald sterling a scandal insurance policy.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 27 April 2014 02:27 (eleven years ago)

Grit n grind!

brimstead, Sunday, 27 April 2014 02:28 (eleven years ago)

3 pts in the first half must be a season low for kd

Clay, Sunday, 27 April 2014 02:46 (eleven years ago)

could watch many replays of tony abusing derek fisher

call all destroyer, Sunday, 27 April 2014 03:38 (eleven years ago)

durant and russ 10/41

call all destroyer, Sunday, 27 April 2014 04:06 (eleven years ago)

if memphis can hold on for 90 seconds they'll have a 3-1 lead in this series

what is happening in the nba everything is crazy

Clay, Sunday, 27 April 2014 04:07 (eleven years ago)

memphis is legit

call all destroyer, Sunday, 27 April 2014 04:09 (eleven years ago)

holding okc to 75 is totally legit.

also espn's play by play just said "grindfather" out loud.

Clay, Sunday, 27 April 2014 04:11 (eleven years ago)

reggie jackson is saving okc's season right now

call all destroyer, Sunday, 27 April 2014 04:12 (eleven years ago)

Man if the first round was still best of 5

, Sunday, 27 April 2014 04:14 (eleven years ago)

third straight OT in this series

Clay, Sunday, 27 April 2014 04:15 (eleven years ago)

...mike miller just drove to the rim

call all destroyer, Sunday, 27 April 2014 04:20 (eleven years ago)

mike miller only listens to late 90's alternative and dubstep right

Clay, Sunday, 27 April 2014 04:21 (eleven years ago)

he's a big 311 fan

call all destroyer, Sunday, 27 April 2014 04:22 (eleven years ago)

i'd like to reiterate that could gasol develop a 16 footer or so it would really open up the griz's offense

Clay, Sunday, 27 April 2014 04:24 (eleven years ago)

i guess i don't watch enough thunder games, but do they seem to have a weird offense? nobody moves much; seems like a lot of "one guy just drives, pulls up and shoots."

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 27 April 2014 04:25 (eleven years ago)

you have figured out the thunder's offense

call all destroyer, Sunday, 27 April 2014 04:26 (eleven years ago)

I thought Marc has a pretty decent jumper?

At the very least he's not afraid to pull the trigger on it xp

, Sunday, 27 April 2014 04:27 (eleven years ago)

a couple hundred posts back or so, basically the discussions of games 2 and 3 of this series, there's a bunch of talk about how brokeass okc's offense is (and how tony allen specifically exposes it)

Clay, Sunday, 27 April 2014 04:27 (eleven years ago)

his jumper is great, i think clay is saying he should get a little deeper w/it

call all destroyer, Sunday, 27 April 2014 04:27 (eleven years ago)

Hah I've only seen him take deep 2's tho

, Sunday, 27 April 2014 04:28 (eleven years ago)

he's so tentative to pull the trigger m/l anywhere pass the ft line, if he had the confidence to just pull up a few feet back (where he's always initiating the offense) his defender couldn't sag off and be within space to double in the post immediately xp

Clay, Sunday, 27 April 2014 04:28 (eleven years ago)

marc's range is roughly the foul line imo, like he's a couple feet from kg range

call all destroyer, Sunday, 27 April 2014 04:29 (eleven years ago)

the flipside is he's so good at passing out of the high post and not a lot of ppl even want to handle the ball there, defenders all swarming and shit

call all destroyer, Sunday, 27 April 2014 04:30 (eleven years ago)

yeah i'm not saying he needs to become LMA or something, just like if he could shoot reliably enough that he had to be covered from the place that he's already at all the time it'd just help their spacing down low imo

Clay, Sunday, 27 April 2014 04:30 (eleven years ago)

you have figured out the thunder's offense

― call all destroyer, Sunday, April 27, 2014

i knew it. i'm suiting up for the grizzlies, to help them win this series, with my new insight. i'm 46, but 90% of this game is 95% mental, so i should be good.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 27 April 2014 04:30 (eleven years ago)

lol this guy over doris burke's shoulder omg

Clay, Sunday, 27 April 2014 04:32 (eleven years ago)

you could seriously call a 3 second violation on perk on every single possession

Clay, Sunday, 27 April 2014 04:33 (eleven years ago)

i forgot perk was even playing in this game

call all destroyer, Sunday, 27 April 2014 04:34 (eleven years ago)

shh so did scott brooks

Clay, Sunday, 27 April 2014 04:35 (eleven years ago)

the things that have gone on in this series...

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 27 April 2014 04:37 (eleven years ago)

reggie jackson is basically james harden's replacement, right? i like okc better now. harden is a punk.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 27 April 2014 04:38 (eleven years ago)

the reggie jackson game

call all destroyer, Sunday, 27 April 2014 04:40 (eleven years ago)

wonder what kind of car kd was just promising reggie he'd buy him for bailing okc out in that game xp

Clay, Sunday, 27 April 2014 04:41 (eleven years ago)

lol reggie totally saved okc's ass

Nhex, Sunday, 27 April 2014 06:46 (eleven years ago)

reggie jax is good

lag∞n, Sunday, 27 April 2014 11:47 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmOtPkPCEAA5nNX.png

lag∞n, Sunday, 27 April 2014 12:57 (eleven years ago)

good piece http://grantland.com/features/the-shot-doctor/

lag∞n, Sunday, 27 April 2014 13:59 (eleven years ago)

ESPN Stats & Info ‏@ESPNStatsInfo 18s
Bobcats are now 0-7 all-time in playoff games and 1 game away from being swept for the 2nd time in 2 postseason trips.

:(

lag∞n, Sunday, 27 April 2014 14:40 (eleven years ago)

Ouch. They've got to get the next one!

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Sunday, 27 April 2014 15:27 (eleven years ago)

http://deadspin.com/exclusive-the-extended-donald-sterling-tape-1568291249

haha this guy

polyphonic, Sunday, 27 April 2014 15:35 (eleven years ago)

i'm jewish. i was sad to hear, on the tape, that sterling is, too (i guess i should've known from his surname).

did the girlfriend make (and release) the tape? seems like she had to.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 27 April 2014 16:19 (eleven years ago)

many interesting perspectives on sterling this morning, e.g.,

Amin Elhassan ‏@AminESPN 1h -- I'll be honest, I see the old Donald T coming back (shoestring budget, losing seasons, reaping profits yearly) before I see him selling.
_________________________

Ethan J. Skolnick ‏@EthanJSkolnick 1h -- Magic Johnson on ABC: "He shouldn't own a team anymore."

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 27 April 2014 16:45 (eleven years ago)

Unless the league forces his hand, Sterling has no reason to sell atm.

Aimless, Sunday, 27 April 2014 16:49 (eleven years ago)

snoop dogg otm re sterling btw

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 27 April 2014 17:15 (eleven years ago)

http://instagram.com/p/nQn7sxv9Cr

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 27 April 2014 17:15 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmPpZstCAAAz3vi.png

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 27 April 2014 17:19 (eleven years ago)

vince carter's transformation into a perfectly serviceable roleplayer in the latter half of his thirties is probably the last thing i would have predicted for his late career ten years ago

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 27 April 2014 17:30 (eleven years ago)

idk, you never forget how to shoot

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 27 April 2014 17:35 (eleven years ago)

but the ball can forget how to go through the basket

Aimless, Sunday, 27 April 2014 17:46 (eleven years ago)

You know it was some foul shit when "Republicans buy sneakers too" weighs in

“I look at this from two perspectives – as a current owner and a former player. As an owner, I’m obviously disgusted that a fellow team owner could hold such sickening and offensive views. I’m confident that Adam Silver will make a full investigation and take appropriate action quickly. As a former player, I’m completely outraged. There is no room in the NBA – or anywhere else – for the kind of racism and hatred that Mr. Sterling allegedly expressed. I am appalled that this type of ignorance still exists within our country and at the highest levels of our sport. In a league where the majority of players are African-American, we cannot and must not tolerate discrimination at any level.”

tsrobodo, Sunday, 27 April 2014 17:55 (eleven years ago)

part of me wonders if it was due to the heat he was catching for not making a statement earlier, plus the contrast between lebron's statement and jordan's silence coming w/ the lebron staredown, at a minimum he was annoyed.

balls, Sunday, 27 April 2014 17:57 (eleven years ago)

Lebron gets a lot of respect from me for stepping up immediately and being totally clear in his stance; he understands he's the face of the league

Nhex, Sunday, 27 April 2014 18:40 (eleven years ago)

bulls looking done

lag∞n, Sunday, 27 April 2014 18:56 (eleven years ago)

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2014/04/donald-sterling-los-angeles-clippers-naacp-award

can't believe this guy was getting an award in the first place

christmas candy bar (al leong), Sunday, 27 April 2014 19:25 (eleven years ago)

clippers warming up in clothes with no clippers logos

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 27 April 2014 19:26 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmQHA2zCUAIM38r.jpg

lag∞n, Sunday, 27 April 2014 19:31 (eleven years ago)

shd just wear lakers unis

lag∞n, Sunday, 27 April 2014 19:32 (eleven years ago)

Sterling's wife is at the game, across from the clippers bench

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 27 April 2014 19:53 (eleven years ago)

Curry is making a lot of shots during this racism seminar

polyphonic, Sunday, 27 April 2014 19:53 (eleven years ago)

Sterling's wife is wearing all black.

@BillyCrystal
He may own the team but they belong to us. Go Clippers!

polyphonic, Sunday, 27 April 2014 20:00 (eleven years ago)

so sterling is married, but openly dating this much younger woman?

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 27 April 2014 20:02 (eleven years ago)

15-minute audio clip part of a one-hour audio recording of sterling. oh boy.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 27 April 2014 20:08 (eleven years ago)

good on the clips for droppin the logos even if just momentarily. symbols matter and that's a good move.

Clay, Sunday, 27 April 2014 20:11 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmQQdZ9CQAATEkB.png

lag∞n, Sunday, 27 April 2014 20:12 (eleven years ago)

http://t.co/3quh433cma

kind of blol, mostly sad

Clay, Sunday, 27 April 2014 20:53 (eleven years ago)

totes inapropes

tsrobodo, Sunday, 27 April 2014 21:14 (eleven years ago)

Glen Davis looks unusually fat even for him

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 27 April 2014 21:55 (eleven years ago)

very floppy game this one

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 27 April 2014 21:59 (eleven years ago)

When did Glen Davis become Bigger Baby?

There was a fan sign at court side at the end of the first quarter that said something about Curry and prom. Anyone remember that and get a good look at what it said?

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Sunday, 27 April 2014 22:25 (eleven years ago)

Steph really shot the lights out in that one

This series is gonna get seriously chippy the next 3 games

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 27 April 2014 22:25 (eleven years ago)

listening to this new audio, it's really weird. the woman sounds honest-to-god like she's reading lines off a card or like it's an argument out of reality television. do real people sound like that ever?

Clay, Sunday, 27 April 2014 22:28 (eleven years ago)

It was clearly along the lines of a conversation they'd had before and she was clearly leading him back to it.

tsrobodo, Sunday, 27 April 2014 22:31 (eleven years ago)

ah alright, i haven't heard the whole thing in context just clips on espn

Clay, Sunday, 27 April 2014 22:33 (eleven years ago)

really interesting article, putting matters in a broader, different perspective

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 27 April 2014 22:46 (eleven years ago)

yeah there are some awful owners out there.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 27 April 2014 22:48 (eleven years ago)

Lowry playing on one leg

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 27 April 2014 23:16 (eleven years ago)

I liked that dalessandro piece. He almost just comes out and says "let's not forget that nba owners represent the capitalist class. "

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 28 April 2014 00:35 (eleven years ago)

hope lowry playing on this knee doesn't have long-term consequences

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 28 April 2014 01:02 (eleven years ago)

these refs sure love reffing

lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Monday, 28 April 2014 01:15 (eleven years ago)

this game is a good example of why Casey didn't deserve COY votes

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 28 April 2014 01:23 (eleven years ago)

lol blazers just feeding whoever harden's three straight possessions for backdowns

he seriously couldn't defend a house plant right now

Clay, Monday, 28 April 2014 02:00 (eleven years ago)

oh wes just hit harden with a dose of his own medicine

k3vin k., Monday, 28 April 2014 02:07 (eleven years ago)

danielsanity continues

k3vin k., Monday, 28 April 2014 02:16 (eleven years ago)

Parsons jumper bugs the hell out of me

, Monday, 28 April 2014 02:32 (eleven years ago)

WES!?

, Monday, 28 April 2014 02:32 (eleven years ago)

what happened there I couldn't really tell

Clay, Monday, 28 April 2014 02:39 (eleven years ago)

NBA Legion ‏@MySportsLegion 1h -- As much as it pains me to say, the Nets are in trouble. Now a three game series, with two in Toronto. That crowd is going to be insane.

haven't been following, no idea if the series has seriously swung in toronto's favor (beyond the fact they recaptured the home-court advantage), and i honestly don't know which team would be harder for the heat to handle in round two. no matter. i wouldn't even mind much if toronto beats miami in round two. i just want so badly for the nets to lose.

and i love two players on the nets! (but only for their honorable service as celtics)

Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, 28 April 2014 02:49 (eleven years ago)

Lmao Harden

, Monday, 28 April 2014 02:50 (eleven years ago)

Portland crowd is pretty damn sure the blazers are gettin jobbed by the reffing crew

Clay, Monday, 28 April 2014 02:53 (eleven years ago)

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-stiviano-avoids-questions-about-sterling-20140427,0,6819008.story?page=2&track=rss#axzz3091Qcb6P

this whole thing is so bizarre, i guess sterling just openly cheats on his wife

k3vin k., Monday, 28 April 2014 03:01 (eleven years ago)

apparently she was 18 when they started dating

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 28 April 2014 03:22 (eleven years ago)

i'm sure it was true love at first sight.

Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, 28 April 2014 03:23 (eleven years ago)

i don't necessarily think mark jackson is a bad coach but the amount of times his

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-stiviano-avoids-questions-about-sterling-20140427,0,6819008.story?page=2&track=rss#axzz3091Qcb6P

this whole thing is so bizarre, i guess sterling just openly cheats on his wife
--k3vin k.

i believe they call this an open marriage

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 03:36 (eleven years ago)

i guess they're estranged

k3vin k., Monday, 28 April 2014 03:36 (eleven years ago)

i don't necessarily think mark jackson is a bad coach but the amount of times his

Wanna finish this thought?

, Monday, 28 April 2014 03:37 (eleven years ago)

Or is that Zing residue lol

, Monday, 28 April 2014 03:38 (eleven years ago)

https://vine.co/v/MvHLUYYvEmu

k3vin k., Monday, 28 April 2014 03:38 (eleven years ago)

ooh trouble out there, figured this was coming

Clay, Monday, 28 April 2014 03:40 (eleven years ago)

yeah that's Zing residue

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 03:45 (eleven years ago)

Damn Dame

, Monday, 28 April 2014 03:45 (eleven years ago)

lol @ mo williams' horrifically needless fouls ending up giving the blazers +1 point

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 03:46 (eleven years ago)

what i was saying about Jackson is that i don't think he's a bad coach really but the amount of times he has his team dump the ball to harrison barnes in the post is mildly fireable

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 03:47 (eleven years ago)

ban mo williams

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 03:49 (eleven years ago)

harden is an embarrassment

Clay, Monday, 28 April 2014 03:50 (eleven years ago)

mo williams taking a pull up mid range jumper on the fast break while on the court with batum, lillard and wes matthews is much more offensive to the game of basketball than whatever nene did to get suspended one game

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 03:50 (eleven years ago)

harden is an embarrassment

― Clay, Sunday, April 27, 2014

http://digitaldeconstruction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/James-Harden-Snare.jpg

take it easy, james. i'm sure clay was only kidding.

Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, 28 April 2014 03:52 (eleven years ago)

I wanna post that to the hyperbole thread but it's a little too inside basketball

, Monday, 28 April 2014 03:52 (eleven years ago)

wonder how much money Daniels has shot himself into these last couple games

Clay, Monday, 28 April 2014 03:53 (eleven years ago)

lol jordan

k3vin k., Monday, 28 April 2014 03:53 (eleven years ago)

also reggie miller calling asik "omar"

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 03:54 (eleven years ago)

He should switch it up to calling him 'Homer'.

Aimless, Monday, 28 April 2014 03:58 (eleven years ago)

these harden isos...

k3vin k., Monday, 28 April 2014 04:05 (eleven years ago)

lol it's legit crazy in here

Clay, Monday, 28 April 2014 04:06 (eleven years ago)

at heart i'm just a middle aged woman holding a RIP CITY BABY sign

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 04:06 (eleven years ago)

aldridge & robin hi fiving each other after fumbling the ball away was so cute

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 04:10 (eleven years ago)

scandalous matador by harden on that fast break

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 28 April 2014 04:11 (eleven years ago)

remember when dwight was scoring at will for a quarter in this series, it was fun

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 28 April 2014 04:12 (eleven years ago)

go take this, portland.

Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, 28 April 2014 04:13 (eleven years ago)

this series is a drug

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 04:13 (eleven years ago)

i love reggie's theory of harden pouting in transition cuz dwight is trying to ram his dick into the blazers

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 04:13 (eleven years ago)

LMA seems like a v cool teammate, just motioned for the crowd to applaud lopez's exit

k3vin k., Monday, 28 April 2014 04:16 (eleven years ago)

beautiful transition play there, like a 3 man weave

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 28 April 2014 04:17 (eleven years ago)

that defensive possession from harden, man

k3vin k., Monday, 28 April 2014 04:19 (eleven years ago)

amazing blocks by Dwight wow

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 28 April 2014 04:19 (eleven years ago)

damn batum really tried to bang on dwight

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 04:19 (eleven years ago)

got bailed out by dwight but holy god, it's a 2 point game in the 4th quarter dude

k3vin k., Monday, 28 April 2014 04:19 (eleven years ago)

hoooo tought call

k3vin k., Monday, 28 April 2014 04:20 (eleven years ago)

harden should shave

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 04:21 (eleven years ago)

got bailed out by dwight but holy god, it's a 2 point game in the 4th quarter dude

― k3vin k., Monday, April 28, 2014 4:19 AM (23 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the funny thing about that play is that harden was trying there

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 28 April 2014 04:21 (eleven years ago)

if the blazers choke this away it will be two straight games of their offense crapping out at the end

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 04:22 (eleven years ago)

what on earth

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 04:24 (eleven years ago)

wtf was that even!!!!

Clay, Monday, 28 April 2014 04:24 (eleven years ago)

got bailed out by dwight but holy god, it's a 2 point game in the 4th quarter dude

― k3vin k., Monday, April 28, 2014 4:19 AM (23 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the funny thing about that play is that harden was trying there

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, April 28, 2014 12:21 AM (2 minutes ago

watch it again, after dwight switches back onto LMA harden just lingers in the paint and leaves batum, then scrambles to rotate once it's kicked out to him

k3vin k., Monday, 28 April 2014 04:25 (eleven years ago)

holy mother of god

k3vin k., Monday, 28 April 2014 04:25 (eleven years ago)

one of the dumbest plays in NBA history

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 28 April 2014 04:25 (eleven years ago)

oh wow mo williams was out of bounce on that deflection

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 04:25 (eleven years ago)

bounds*

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 04:25 (eleven years ago)

that's exactly how Houston won game 3 ha

Clay, Monday, 28 April 2014 04:25 (eleven years ago)

wow lamarcus

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 04:27 (eleven years ago)

how did dwight not get a t there

Clay, Monday, 28 April 2014 04:27 (eleven years ago)

jeez

k3vin k., Monday, 28 April 2014 04:27 (eleven years ago)

plz put troy daniels on the floor

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 04:28 (eleven years ago)

oh i think we both know we're getting a harden iso

k3vin k., Monday, 28 April 2014 04:29 (eleven years ago)

DAMN

k3vin k., Monday, 28 April 2014 04:29 (eleven years ago)

of all times not to hack the shit out of dwight

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 04:29 (eleven years ago)

not again

Clay, Monday, 28 April 2014 04:30 (eleven years ago)

haha mo williams

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 04:31 (eleven years ago)

nahhh no way you risk an and-1 there i think xp

k3vin k., Monday, 28 April 2014 04:31 (eleven years ago)

will lin play in overtime

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 28 April 2014 04:31 (eleven years ago)

dwight is in battering ram mode right now, not looking good

Clay, Monday, 28 April 2014 04:32 (eleven years ago)

nba sets record for most OTs in round 1

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 28 April 2014 04:33 (eleven years ago)

hahahahah dwight got assaulted

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 04:35 (eleven years ago)

lol Wes "Brass Ones" Matthews over here

Clay, Monday, 28 April 2014 04:35 (eleven years ago)

Kevin Pelton ‏@kpelton 52s
Three of four Rockets-Blazers games have gone to OT, but don't forget that whoever loses, their philosophy is a failure.

k3vin k., Monday, 28 April 2014 04:36 (eleven years ago)

what the hell is going on

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 28 April 2014 04:37 (eleven years ago)

whoa parsons

k3vin k., Monday, 28 April 2014 04:38 (eleven years ago)

good hard foul IMO

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 04:38 (eleven years ago)

should be noted that parsons wouldn't have had to even help like that if harden wasn't basically at the scorers table following that gamble for a steal

k3vin k., Monday, 28 April 2014 04:38 (eleven years ago)

flagrant 1 would not be a terrible call here imo

k3vin k., Monday, 28 April 2014 04:38 (eleven years ago)

it was a good hard foul in 1977 yeah

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 28 April 2014 04:38 (eleven years ago)

you know dwight tasked parsons to hit a blazer on the next possession last huddle is the thing here

Clay, Monday, 28 April 2014 04:39 (eleven years ago)

harden, again

k3vin k., Monday, 28 April 2014 04:42 (eleven years ago)

not even the merest thought of doubleteaming dwight from the blazers

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 28 April 2014 04:43 (eleven years ago)

gonna be dope when the rockets are running this exact line up out next year except with carmelo instead of beverley

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 04:43 (eleven years ago)

wow horrible call

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 04:44 (eleven years ago)

ooh batum

k3vin k., Monday, 28 April 2014 04:44 (eleven years ago)

batum is so sick when he's on

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 04:45 (eleven years ago)

gonna be dope when the rockets are running this exact line up out next year except with carmelo instead of beverley

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, April 28, 2014 4:43 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you mean instead of parsons

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 28 April 2014 04:45 (eleven years ago)

I'm gonna die here btw

Clay, Monday, 28 April 2014 04:45 (eleven years ago)

the blazers should crash down one dwight cuz he can't pass even tho playing 3 on 4 vs Houston's perimeter shooters is suicide

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 04:46 (eleven years ago)

Dibs on clays dj gear

, Monday, 28 April 2014 04:46 (eleven years ago)

TROY DANIELS >

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 04:48 (eleven years ago)

this series needs to go 7, come on

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 28 April 2014 04:48 (eleven years ago)

wow harden was so awful on that possession

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 04:49 (eleven years ago)

wow why did harden pass up that open look

k3vin k., Monday, 28 April 2014 04:49 (eleven years ago)

and reggie actually called out daniels wide open in transition right as he ran WIDE OPEN in transition

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 04:50 (eleven years ago)

harden lost his nerve there

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 28 April 2014 04:50 (eleven years ago)

live by the harden die by the harden

Clay, Monday, 28 April 2014 04:51 (eleven years ago)

they just ran a play for daniels right?

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 04:53 (eleven years ago)

dude is so getting payed

Clay, Monday, 28 April 2014 04:54 (eleven years ago)

yeah it looked like he was open, they just didn't get him the ball

k3vin k., Monday, 28 April 2014 04:54 (eleven years ago)

wow did houston advance the ball before the TO again?

k3vin k., Monday, 28 April 2014 04:55 (eleven years ago)

Daniels jesus

Clay, Monday, 28 April 2014 04:56 (eleven years ago)

god i love troy daniels

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 04:56 (eleven years ago)

how in the world can you think dwight just bobbled that ball into Parsons' hands?

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 28 April 2014 04:57 (eleven years ago)

birthed whole from robert horry's forehead

Clay, Monday, 28 April 2014 04:57 (eleven years ago)

i think they might have just ruled that mchale called the timeout before dwight gave it to parsons

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 04:58 (eleven years ago)

ah ok pretty fishy though

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 28 April 2014 04:59 (eleven years ago)

wow

k3vin k., Monday, 28 April 2014 05:00 (eleven years ago)

oh wow some steaming hot pat bev karma there, dang

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 05:00 (eleven years ago)

mo williams may get in trouble for that

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 28 April 2014 05:01 (eleven years ago)

I'm cool I'm real cool

Clay, Monday, 28 April 2014 05:01 (eleven years ago)

CLAY!

k3vin k., Monday, 28 April 2014 05:01 (eleven years ago)

mo williams did insane shit all game

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 05:02 (eleven years ago)

just a great play by matthews. perfect time to take that gamble

k3vin k., Monday, 28 April 2014 05:02 (eleven years ago)

von wafer ‏@vonwafer13 2m

Troy Daniels. Aka freeze aka ice box

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 28 April 2014 05:03 (eleven years ago)

I have seen god tonight btw

Clay, Monday, 28 April 2014 05:16 (eleven years ago)

sick game!!!

Nhex, Monday, 28 April 2014 05:23 (eleven years ago)

Dibs on clays dj gear

ha missed this in the pure actual insanity of that game but I'll put you in my will dogg. heads up though my DJ gear is a 2008 MacBook, a four year old used $150 behringer mixer, and a hand me down second generation kaoss pad I haven't even plugged in in a few years so it's not exactly a windfall.

Clay, Monday, 28 April 2014 06:02 (eleven years ago)

man those are a couple killer games you got to witness there eh

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Monday, 28 April 2014 06:11 (eleven years ago)

what happened post game w Mo vs Rockets? i dint get to see the scuffle recap

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Monday, 28 April 2014 06:11 (eleven years ago)

okay so that 4th quarter and OT was one of the better experiences in my life for real. It's kind of all a blur of harden embarrassment and mauling dwight and missed free throws and Troy Daniels apotheosis and premeditated parsons flagrant sand nic batum's French word for cahones.

so the cool thing about this game was I was pretty hyped about the series after game two and was flipping through various blazers forums just to see some hyped fans being hyped. Read a thread on reddit (lol) about a Seattle grad student who grew up in pdx. his story was he's living off grad student money but had enough spare cash to buy a ticket to the upper bowl and a bus ride. So he bought himself a ticket and said he'd eat ramen for a few months but it'd be worth it. It moved me a little that he was such a hardcore fan he'd make a sacrifice to go to a single game, so I emailed him and told him if he wanted he could come with me and sit in the lower bowl and scalp his ticket and recoup his losses. So we met up at the game tonight, he ended up actually making a little money on the deal and we had a really great time together! He was a super cool dude! No bond like a hoops bond. And the intensity of the game, it was like being there with a brother. So that was an awesome experience!

Clay, Monday, 28 April 2014 06:11 (eleven years ago)

ha I hope any of that makes any sense, I am basically high as shit on that game

Clay, Monday, 28 April 2014 06:18 (eleven years ago)

awesome story

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Monday, 28 April 2014 06:24 (eleven years ago)

*thumbs up!*

Nhex, Monday, 28 April 2014 06:26 (eleven years ago)

yeah I felt real good about it. just seemed like the right thing to do somehow. he hadn't been to a game since 1992 (in the memorial coliseum) and he was wearing a Drexler jersey from that time frame. so yeah, great experience. highly suggest hoops charity if you ever get a chance!

Clay, Monday, 28 April 2014 06:46 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmSQ27qCUAA65tY.jpg

Clay, Monday, 28 April 2014 08:38 (eleven years ago)

just a great play by matthews. perfect time to take that gamble

― k3vin k., Monday, April 28, 2014 1:02 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm cause if he had fouled him that wouldve been good too

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 12:06 (eleven years ago)

that was so nice of you w the ticket thing clay!

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 12:07 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/QiqlrrN.png

, Monday, 28 April 2014 12:22 (eleven years ago)

nba-related story, perhaps of interest only to miami and portland-area fans, but

Ira Winderman ‏@IraHeatBeat 1h -- RIP Dr. Jack Ramsay. Life far richer for the time spent together.

Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, 28 April 2014 12:49 (eleven years ago)

clay that is so rad

k3vin k., Monday, 28 April 2014 13:47 (eleven years ago)

btw troy daniels is currently rocking a .908 true shooting percentage

k3vin k., Monday, 28 April 2014 13:47 (eleven years ago)

he is not too afraid of shooting

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 14:09 (eleven years ago)

He was in the d-league TWO WEEKS AGO

These playoffs are absurd

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Monday, 28 April 2014 14:17 (eleven years ago)

kudos to mchale for being willing to trying things

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 14:26 (eleven years ago)

Clay that is rad btw u clearly won the game for the blazers with yr excellent karma

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Monday, 28 April 2014 14:27 (eleven years ago)

Gotta also give props to Jackson for finally coaching and not being stubborn and starting D Lee at center (tho still mad @ him for leaving Thompson in with 3 fouls). Big move paid off, interested to see how Doc will counter.

I love Curry's mom
http://s3.amazonaws.com/br-cdn/temp_images/2014/04/27/c8c7c4764748b6daa63f1130cf3752bc.gif?1398635656

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Monday, 28 April 2014 14:49 (eleven years ago)

yeah steph's mom gotta be the breakout mom of the playoffs

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 14:57 (eleven years ago)

Anyone else feel like the Clips might not have been putting in 100% in that game and it maybe just maybe had something to do with old Don?

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 28 April 2014 15:06 (eleven years ago)

There were just a couple moments that I felt like "come the fuck on" like early in the game seeing Blake just kind of lackadasically give Steph a ton of space on the perimeter and then jump like way too late to get a hand up on the shot.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 28 April 2014 15:07 (eleven years ago)

eh idk maybe

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Monday, 28 April 2014 15:09 (eleven years ago)

It's hard to tell for certain but I'm gonna go with... yeah

Nhex, Monday, 28 April 2014 15:10 (eleven years ago)

there's no way they intentionally didn't play hard but they might have been not as ready to play as the warriors considering all that happened beforehand

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 15:18 (eleven years ago)

theres no way any of them couldve know he was a racist horndog shitball before signing w the team after all

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 15:20 (eleven years ago)

right I mean I don't think they huddled up on how to throw the game but I think at a minimum it might have affected their motivation. I also just thought I saw a lot of uninspired ball movement, Paul looked sluggish, general lack of intensity. I mean IDK, GSW's defense is pretty good at shutting them down anyway so it's hard to say.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 28 April 2014 15:22 (eleven years ago)

theres no way any of them couldve know he was a racist horndog shitball before signing w the team after all

― lag∞n, Monday, April 28, 2014 11:20 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Well yeah but there's a difference between playing for a racist and having it all over the news that you're playing for a racist.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 28 April 2014 15:22 (eleven years ago)

buuuut it was in the news before nnnnnnhhhhh

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 15:25 (eleven years ago)

im very frustrated about this

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 15:26 (eleven years ago)

like i think its great that everyone is mad at sterling now but im more into his early work

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 15:26 (eleven years ago)

i think the clippers players are having a totally legitimate reaction

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 15:26 (eleven years ago)

like housing discrimination is so much worse than being mean to magic johnson

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 15:27 (eleven years ago)

it was in the news years ago, iirc, people have short memories. Anyway if this leads to DS losing his franchise just as it's becoming a lot more valuable, I will be pleased.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 28 April 2014 15:30 (eleven years ago)

lol sure short memories ok everythings cool

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 15:32 (eleven years ago)

are you saying that chris paul should've cared about housing discrimination when donald sterling offered him a max contract

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 15:33 (eleven years ago)

few people give a shit about NBA owners unless they are young and/or famous for doing something else, and even then I'd wager most people still don't give a shit

chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Monday, 28 April 2014 15:34 (eleven years ago)

chris paul can decide for himself whether he cares or not

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 15:34 (eleven years ago)

it's unfortunate but not totally crazy imo that one would compartmentalize how sterling has acted as a businessman from how he's acted as an nba owner....like this hits much closer to home for the players.

call all destroyer, Monday, 28 April 2014 15:35 (eleven years ago)

lol sure short memories ok everythings cool

― lag∞n, Monday, April 28, 2014 11:32 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm just saying that Sterling being caught on tape saying racist shit in the middle of the playoffs and being all over the news for it might make current Clips players feel a little more conflicted about playing in the middle of the media storm than, say, stuff Sterling did way before they were signed to the team.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 28 April 2014 15:36 (eleven years ago)

what im saying is the amount the current clippers care about sterlings racism is somewhere between not enough to not sign with the team and enough to wear their shirts inside out

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 15:36 (eleven years ago)

NBA Legion ‏@MySportsLegion 1h -- Magic Johnson and his Los Angeles investor group wants to purchase the Clippers from Donald Sterling. (via Yahoo)

MAYBE MAGIC WILL MERGE THE CLIPPERS AND THE LAKERS (SECRET NBA PLAN UNFOLDS)

Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, 28 April 2014 15:37 (eleven years ago)

it's unfortunate but not totally crazy imo that one would compartmentalize how sterling has acted as a businessman from how he's acted as an nba owner....like this hits much closer to home for the players.

― call all destroyer, Monday, April 28, 2014 11:35 AM (30 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

but hes also been shown in court saying basically the same type of shit as an owner! like all the shit from the elgin baylor suit is exactly of a piece w this new tape

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 15:37 (eleven years ago)

I think they would at a minimum care about getting publicly called out for it even if they are cynically happy to accept the big check and future title shot

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 28 April 2014 15:38 (eleven years ago)

people have testified that he said he wants to run his team like a plantation

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 15:38 (eleven years ago)

what im saying is the amount the current clippers care about sterlings racism is somewhere between not enough to not sign with the team and enough to wear their shirts inside out

― lag∞n, Monday, April 28, 2014 11:36 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

this is stupid

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 15:42 (eleven years ago)

ur stupid

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 15:42 (eleven years ago)

let he who would not take over hundreds of millions of dollars from a racist cast the first stone

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 15:43 (eleven years ago)

having willingly taken $100m from a known racist it should come as no surprise that you work for a known racist

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 15:45 (eleven years ago)

sure but the appropriate response to further racism is not "well i'm not surprised"

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 15:46 (eleven years ago)

what would the appropriate response to the many previous instances of racism, the ones to be clear that actually affected the lives of vulnerable people not just the instagram accounts of the privileged been

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 15:48 (eleven years ago)

i think holding black ppl to a 'hey if you choose to work for some rich racist then clearly you don't care about racism that much' standard in america is ridiculous

balls, Monday, 28 April 2014 15:50 (eleven years ago)

this bugs me alot bc the clippers were in pole position to steal the lakers thunder.. I mean who doesnt want to shove it down the lakers and their fans throats 24/7?

=(

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 28 April 2014 15:51 (eleven years ago)

i think holding black ppl to a 'hey if you choose to work for some rich racist then clearly you don't care about racism that much' standard in america is ridiculous

― balls, Monday, April 28, 2014 11:50 AM (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i realize that i am veering close to that sentiment and its really not my intention fwiw

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 15:52 (eleven years ago)

what would the appropriate response to the many previous instances of racism, the ones to be clear that actually affected the lives of vulnerable people not just the instagram accounts of the privileged been

― lag∞n, Monday, April 28, 2014 11:48 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

i don't think it would have been worth the fight for chris paul or blake griffin or doc rivers to say "by the way the guy who's writing my checks is a systematic racist, fuck em" one or two years ago, if they even knew

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 15:54 (eleven years ago)

i know this is dangerously close to some racism rockism, but i do think its worth pointing out that the nba as a whole including the players were basically cool with sterlings previous transgressions which were worse than the current ones

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 15:54 (eleven years ago)

also like for all i know my boss has a past of anti-semitism but i didn't look it up when i signed my papers and if it came out today that he was i would still cash his checks and show up for work because i enjoy my job and money and am invested in the quality of my work beyond his identity

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 15:55 (eleven years ago)

i know this is dangerously close to some racism rockism, but i do think its worth pointing out that the nba as a whole including the players were basically cool with sterlings previous transgressions which were worse than the current ones

― lag∞n, Monday, April 28, 2014 11:54 AM (51 seconds ago) Bookmark

implicating players -- especially someone like blake griffin or deandre jordan who haven't really had a legitimate chance to leave the franchise -- in this is stupid tho

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 15:56 (eleven years ago)

lol fine if youre still on yr rookie contract youre excepted

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 15:57 (eleven years ago)

just to be clear im happy that sterling is getting the distain he deserves, even tho i doubt anything approaching the appropriate punishment will come of it, the guy runs on spite and hatred and he will own the team until he dies

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 15:57 (eleven years ago)

v. reliable source adrian woj disagrees

call all destroyer, Monday, 28 April 2014 15:59 (eleven years ago)

also like for all i know my boss has a past of anti-semitism but i didn't look it up when i signed my papers and if it came out today that he was i would still cash his checks and show up for work because i enjoy my job and money and am invested in the quality of my work beyond his identity

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, April 28, 2014 11:55 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah i mean this is a legit approach too imo, also particularly in the nba because obvs it is an extremely limited job market

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 15:59 (eleven years ago)

v. reliable source adrian woj disagrees

― call all destroyer, Monday, April 28, 2014 11:59 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i can only imagine the decades of lawsuits that would ensue if the league tried to make him sell, i can def see him suspended, whatever that would mean, not allowed to come to games and heckle his own players maybe, which tbf is prob why he owns the team in the first place

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 16:03 (eleven years ago)

hard to know what claims sterling would have in that situation, as the league's agreement between owners is confidential.

Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, 28 April 2014 16:04 (eleven years ago)

maybe they can convince him that at 81 years old he should just take the $800 million return on his investment and not worry about the troubles that would arise from him stubbornly trying to own the team

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 16:05 (eleven years ago)

also how much fucking money does magic johnson have, jesus christ

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 16:05 (eleven years ago)

the ppl backing magic have basically unlimited money

call all destroyer, Monday, 28 April 2014 16:06 (eleven years ago)

just anecdotally it seems like the nba has been more lenient with its owners than the other leagues, like no one has ever been suspended like steinbrenner or shott were have they

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 16:06 (eleven years ago)

magic himself is maybe a billionaire iirc

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 16:07 (eleven years ago)

maybe they can convince him that at 81 years old he should just take the $800 million return on his investment and not worry about the troubles that would arise from him stubbornly trying to own the team

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, April 28, 2014 12:05 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idk i feel like fighting the nba in court forever wld prob be his dream come true

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 16:07 (eleven years ago)

I don't think it's too hard, especially these days, to look to your left, your right, and in the mirror tofind someone working for a completely evil asshole to put food on the table.

Nhex, Monday, 28 April 2014 16:07 (eleven years ago)

thats a lot of food

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 16:08 (eleven years ago)

idk man, he's not exactly al davis in terms of track record, he pulled some shit once to move the team from san diego iirc, is there anything else?

call all destroyer, Monday, 28 April 2014 16:09 (eleven years ago)

i mean i saw ppl on twitter calling bill simmons a racist cuz he buys (bought?) clips season tickets and i think that's bit much if much fairer than the 'chris paul is an uncle tom' stuff i've seen. i mean call out the players for making sterling richer but at least they're doing it for money, they're doing it to get rich, they're doing it cuz it's a job. everybody on this thread is making sterling rich w/o getting paid, for entertainment.

xpost i think the nba could go 'if you want to do decades of lawsuits over this let's go, cuz i don't think you have decades left in you and i think something like this could help ensure that' and then hand him a pic of bart giamatti. ok they couldn't actually do that. it has been fun seeing so many ppl openly wish for this guy's death though.

balls, Monday, 28 April 2014 16:09 (eleven years ago)

once again i dont begrudge the players but i do think the fully history of the situation does revel a somewhat more complicated picture than the current outrage is painting

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 16:10 (eleven years ago)

what's so complicated about "I can handwave racism that doesn't directly target one of my heroes as long as you give me truckloads of money"?

chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Monday, 28 April 2014 16:11 (eleven years ago)

idk man, he's not exactly al davis in terms of track record, he pulled some shit once to move the team from san diego iirc, is there anything else?

― call all destroyer, Monday, April 28, 2014 12:09 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

he tried to stiff an assistant coach with cancer out of health insurance

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 16:12 (eleven years ago)

maybe they can convince him that at 81 years old he should just take the $800 million return on his investment and not worry about the troubles that would arise from him stubbornly trying to own the team

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, April 28, 2014

i think that's exactly how the nba would try to handle it, if they want to pressure sterling out.

Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, 28 April 2014 16:12 (eleven years ago)

here's another way that pressure can be brought to bear against sterling.

Mark Heisler ‏@MarkHeisler 1h -- #DonaldSterling update. Sponsorships being pulled. Wife Shelly renounces 'comments made by my estranged husband.' http://www.forbes.com/sites/markheisler/2014/04/27/sex-denial-and-audiotape-the-fall-of-donald-sterling/ …

Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, 28 April 2014 16:13 (eleven years ago)

if he waits too long to sell, the value of his franchise -- or at least its day-to-day fortunes -- could be negatively impacted.

Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, 28 April 2014 16:14 (eleven years ago)

what's so complicated about "I can handwave racism that doesn't directly target one of my heroes as long as you give me truckloads of money"?

― chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Monday, April 28, 2014 12:11 PM (39 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well for one a lot of the owners are horrible people, and there only 30 teams, and if you want to be an nba player what are you supposed to do, and also at least theyre doing the right thing now

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 16:14 (eleven years ago)

i think they could handwave the old stuff as just 'this is how business works in america', the comments - beyond the added factor of actually hearing the words come out of his mouth - make it personal. and that was before the whole 'who is the nba? the owners or the players?' stuff came out.

balls, Monday, 28 April 2014 16:14 (eleven years ago)

yeah, pretty much. AMERICA!

Nhex, Monday, 28 April 2014 16:22 (eleven years ago)

like is it even possible to make millions of dollars a year and not be under the thumb of the heinous and despicable

Nhex, Monday, 28 April 2014 16:23 (eleven years ago)

darren rovell ‏@darrenrovell 38m
CarMax has announced that, after 9 seasons, it will end its sponsorship of the LA Clippers.

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 16:23 (eleven years ago)

the players shd all leave and start their own league imho

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 16:23 (eleven years ago)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ this

also the donald sterling story gets stranger-and-stranger

Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, 28 April 2014 16:28 (eleven years ago)

you'd think this is a golden opportunity for his wife to finally divorce this shitbird and take 1/2 of the billion he might get from guggenheim

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 28 April 2014 16:35 (eleven years ago)

their relationship seems fun

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 16:37 (eleven years ago)

Basketball Reference ‏@bball_ref 26s
Portland is the 1st team to score 112+ points in the 1st 4 games of a 1st Rd series sine the 1991 Celtics (with HOU coach Kevin McHale)

blazers offense doin stuff

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 16:41 (eleven years ago)

you'd think this is a golden opportunity for his wife to finally divorce this shitbird and take 1/2 of the billion he might get from guggenheim

― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, April 28, 2014

my guess is the shitbird just gave her a lot of money to flip her position on his statements, which would make her another badge-of-honor eagle-scout in this story.

Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, 28 April 2014 16:42 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/xI1XwRA.png

thank god someone asked kristol, we finally have closure

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 16:53 (eleven years ago)

hah the last thing kristol wants to do is unintentionally support a 'hysterical' backlash against old racist fucknuts w money

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 28 April 2014 17:00 (eleven years ago)

Hadn't seen this angle but he totally traveled
http://espngrantland.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/carter-3-three.gif

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Monday, 28 April 2014 17:36 (eleven years ago)

lol yup

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 17:37 (eleven years ago)

ooh wow

k3vin k., Monday, 28 April 2014 17:37 (eleven years ago)

that angle really shows how tough of a pass and catch that was, look at calderon's face as he guides it in there

k3vin k., Monday, 28 April 2014 17:38 (eleven years ago)

i never knew that the nba's bylaws were secret, how mysterious

call all destroyer, Monday, 28 April 2014 17:50 (eleven years ago)

I'm going to actually read that at some point but there's a strong thesis there; whether I agree with it or not will depend on how well the case is made.

chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Monday, 28 April 2014 17:54 (eleven years ago)

(there's also the issue of this type of argument being wholesale hijacked by racists to excuse their racism which you can't really ignore when you make statements like this)

chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Monday, 28 April 2014 17:55 (eleven years ago)

For those of you who have made it this far without stopping for how furious at me your shame has made you, I want you to know something. I don’t really think black people are cowards. I think humans are cowards. Most of us. I think that regardless of where one’s phenotype places them within the imaginary concept of race, that the majority of us are content to live on our knees rather than die on our feet.

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 17:57 (eleven years ago)

that piece is good but it has more than a little allow me to play devils advocate for a moment rhetorical stylings to it

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 17:58 (eleven years ago)

if you're gonna Cosby, you should go all in IMO

chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Monday, 28 April 2014 17:59 (eleven years ago)

never go full cosby

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 18:00 (eleven years ago)

1. I don't appreciate it when anybody is deliberately sensationalist and myopic about race regardless of what point they're trying to make.

2. If he had to write this thing why write it for Gawker?

tsrobodo, Monday, 28 April 2014 18:33 (eleven years ago)

cause gawker is a good property that publishes writing by the web brightest netizens maybe

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 18:34 (eleven years ago)

because gawker sucks so fucking bad and so does this piece, regardless of whatever argument he's trying to make.

i also picked up heavy cosby vibes from this terrible piece

marcos, Monday, 28 April 2014 18:35 (eleven years ago)

He's quite specifically addressing black people, which generally speaking Gawker doesn't do.

tsrobodo, Monday, 28 April 2014 18:37 (eleven years ago)

I also just kind of feel like "what about all the black people who actually already do live their lives the way you are just writing about?"

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 28 April 2014 18:38 (eleven years ago)

Like really dude, black people are all cowards and finally you have emerged to call them out for it, and who are you again?

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 28 April 2014 18:39 (eleven years ago)

"black people are cowards

if you read this far, i actually mean all humans are cowards."

fuck outta here

marcos, Monday, 28 April 2014 18:40 (eleven years ago)

Just emerged that Sterling essentially bought the NAACP award that he's now no longer receiving and they're returning the money.

tsrobodo, Monday, 28 April 2014 18:41 (eleven years ago)

they shd keep the money or maybe give it to homeboy sandman

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 18:42 (eleven years ago)

haha I support that plan

chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Monday, 28 April 2014 18:44 (eleven years ago)

the NAACP thing is super bizarre and one of the grosser aspects of this entire thing

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 18:48 (eleven years ago)

i think it's *kinda* valid to question whether chris paul and doc rivers knew about donald sterling's past before accepting tens of millions of dollars from him but i think it's super valid to ask the NAACP why the hell it was giving him an award

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 April 2014 18:49 (eleven years ago)

moving my bookmark...

k3vin k., Monday, 28 April 2014 18:50 (eleven years ago)

i think it's *kinda* valid to question whether chris paul and doc rivers knew about donald sterling's past before accepting tens of millions of dollars from him but i think it's super valid to ask the NAACP why the hell it was giving him an award

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, April 28, 2014 2:49 PM (1 minute ago)

he was giving them money, i'm assuming

k3vin k., Monday, 28 April 2014 18:51 (eleven years ago)

It feels more uncomfortable me wrt Doc than the players somehow, being that he's sort of one step less removed from the ownership, plus older and wiser.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 28 April 2014 18:52 (eleven years ago)

also docs whole brand is quality individual

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 18:56 (eleven years ago)

It does irritate me that Doc felt the need to come out and say that he didn't agree with the players' protest gesture. Maybe its the kind of winning mentality you'd want in your coach but it still rankles.

tsrobodo, Monday, 28 April 2014 18:57 (eleven years ago)

I didn't know that, that's kinda disappointing
It's good they did something, but they didn't even bother to rip the logos off the warm-up pants!

Nhex, Monday, 28 April 2014 19:02 (eleven years ago)

shoulda brought in cliff paul to help out w that

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 28 April 2014 19:11 (eleven years ago)

rivers only expressed a very mild disappointment with the protest, and i believe he's already said he'll reconsider whether to remain clippers coach this off-season, in light of sterling's remarks.

Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, 28 April 2014 19:20 (eleven years ago)

maybe Doc wanted them to walk and was disappointed because the protest didn't go far enough

chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Monday, 28 April 2014 19:22 (eleven years ago)

I think he's already said that he squashed the boycott idea.

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Monday, 28 April 2014 19:23 (eleven years ago)

He and the majority (or most) of the team.

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Monday, 28 April 2014 19:24 (eleven years ago)

If you're going to work for a racist make sure it's a pathetic old one who will probably die soon.

polyphonic, Monday, 28 April 2014 19:25 (eleven years ago)

Money can keep these evil geezers ticking for a long, long time...

Nhex, Monday, 28 April 2014 19:26 (eleven years ago)

srsly dick cheney is still alive and he hasnt even had a heart in years

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 19:27 (eleven years ago)

i assume doc's reasoning is that it distracted from the game or something.

i like doc but he's a politician through and through.

call all destroyer, Monday, 28 April 2014 19:27 (eleven years ago)

from the context, i don't think rivers wanted the team to go further. but that shouldn't be misunderstood as him underplaying the importance of the situation. it's true; "docs whole brand is quality individual." and that's exactly what he seems to be. just a guess, obv., but i bet we'll hear much more from rivers about this, or he'll let his actions speak for him, after the season (unless the nba acts decisively against sterling).

Tim Reynolds ‏@ByTimReynolds 1h -- Donald Sterling reached out to Doc Rivers, to see if a talk was needed. "I passed," Doc said.

Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, 28 April 2014 19:27 (eleven years ago)

more from doc

Tim Reynolds ‏@ByTimReynolds 2h -- Doc Rivers on tomorrow's NBA announcement: "I hope it's a very strong message and I believe that it will be."

Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, 28 April 2014 19:28 (eleven years ago)

sources say forward Matt Barnes and guard Jamal Crawford convinced teammates to wear their shooting shirts that said "Clippers" on the front inside-out during warm-ups.

I still have a lot of fondness for Matt Barnes, good on him (and Crawford).

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Monday, 28 April 2014 19:28 (eleven years ago)

Money can keep these evil geezers ticking for a long, long time...

True, but still... valar morghulis.

polyphonic, Monday, 28 April 2014 19:30 (eleven years ago)

guys, I was kidding about Doc

sheesh

chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Monday, 28 April 2014 19:33 (eleven years ago)

I know I'm not a basketball stalwart and all but I thought that was a pretty obvious joke

chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Monday, 28 April 2014 19:33 (eleven years ago)

Sorry. :(

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Monday, 28 April 2014 19:33 (eleven years ago)

http://time.com/79590/donald-sterling-kareem-abdul-jabbar-racism/

polyphonic, Monday, 28 April 2014 19:39 (eleven years ago)

h8 how the media keeps calling them "alleged statements" hint he said that shit cmon

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 19:40 (eleven years ago)

they're just covering their asses defamation-wise I'm sure

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 28 April 2014 19:42 (eleven years ago)

Kareem's take is one of the better ones I've read so far. And I lol'd at "Irritable Plantation Master Syndrome"

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 28 April 2014 19:45 (eleven years ago)

yooo http://deadspin.com/donald-sterling-thinks-he-owns-his-players-hes-not-alo-1568516088

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 20:02 (eleven years ago)

So, if we’re all going to be outraged, let’s be outraged that we weren’t more outraged when his racism was first evident. Let’s be outraged that private conversations between people in an intimate relationship are recorded and publicly played. Let’s be outraged that whoever did the betraying will probably get a book deal, a sitcom, trade recipes with Hoda and Kathie Lee, and soon appear on Celebrity Apprentice and Dancing with the Stars.

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Monday, 28 April 2014 20:34 (eleven years ago)

this kinda pisses me off

http://www.latimes.com/sports/lakersnow/la-sp-ln-donald-sterling-kobe-appreciation-buss-family-20140428,0,6519599.story#axzz30DRfowdj

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In times like this is where we need to appreciate the Buss family!! #DrB #Jeanie #Jimmy #thankyou #LakerNation
8:14 AM - 28 Apr 2014

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 28 April 2014 20:44 (eleven years ago)

lol literally congratulating them for being less racist than Donald sterling

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 28 April 2014 20:48 (eleven years ago)

thank you for not being complete monsters

polyphonic, Monday, 28 April 2014 20:50 (eleven years ago)

dammit the Golden Girls theme just got stuck in my head

chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Monday, 28 April 2014 20:56 (eleven years ago)

Thank you for my giant send off package contract

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Monday, 28 April 2014 21:01 (eleven years ago)

#thankyou #lakernation #40million

Clay, Monday, 28 April 2014 21:04 (eleven years ago)

hah actually its #50million but whos counting

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 28 April 2014 21:05 (eleven years ago)

#kobe #hashtags #mamba

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 21:05 (eleven years ago)

alot of 'wrong owner died' tweets coming out of la this weekend

balls, Monday, 28 April 2014 21:56 (eleven years ago)

the subtle art of wrong owner died tweets

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 21:57 (eleven years ago)

blazers all wore black socks in a small show of solidarity with the clips last night, good showing

Clay, Monday, 28 April 2014 22:24 (eleven years ago)

LMA initiated that, no?
saddens me to see people critical of Doc. Dude is in tough position, handling it well, none of us know his thought process for signing with Clips, not fair to judge him for it.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 28 April 2014 22:29 (eleven years ago)

had to look into it, but yeah

LaMarcus Aldridge organized the #Blazers black sock movement. "I wanted to do something to support our brothers," he said.

good for him

Clay, Monday, 28 April 2014 22:36 (eleven years ago)

I don't think people are critical of Doc in this thread; he's in a high-leverage no-win situation AFAIC.

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Monday, 28 April 2014 22:37 (eleven years ago)

I'll wear black socks while watchin the games at home.—
Kendall Marshall (@KButter5) April 28, 2014

#lakernation

Clay, Monday, 28 April 2014 22:39 (eleven years ago)

sick gesture bro

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 22:39 (eleven years ago)

yeah sorry was referring to Doc criticism elsewhere

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 28 April 2014 22:41 (eleven years ago)

yeah i really hate all this shit starts to get turned around on the players or the coaches, like oh man you should have done this you should have done that the inside out jerseys thing was lame etc etc
it's like these guys haven't done anything wrong, only donald sterling is a piece of shit

dollar rave club (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 28 April 2014 22:41 (eleven years ago)

i am wearing black socks right now btw xxp

Clay, Monday, 28 April 2014 22:41 (eleven years ago)

I mean 100% of any and all criticism wrt this audio leaking needs to be directed at Sterling. Criticizing the players, the coach, or his gf for "trapping" him is gross.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 28 April 2014 22:43 (eleven years ago)

"it's like these guys haven't done anything wrong, only donald sterling is a piece of shit"

otmfm

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 28 April 2014 22:43 (eleven years ago)

yeah

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Monday, 28 April 2014 22:46 (eleven years ago)

thought KJ made a good point about boycotts' primary goal is to bring more attention to an issue, and so one isn't needed here. Plus these men have worked so hard for so long and play for so many things/people (their owner is wayyyyyyy down on that list if he's there at all) that it'd be more tragic to do the boycott than to play. Very easy for people outside the team to say they should've, or they would've if they were on the team.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 28 April 2014 22:49 (eleven years ago)

kevin johnson is super awesome btw like everything the guy does is smart and correct

Clay, Monday, 28 April 2014 22:50 (eleven years ago)

cept mebbe offering the kings money to build a new areana.

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Monday, 28 April 2014 22:52 (eleven years ago)

well that was in his and his constituents' interests and he worked it out so great for him but yeah c'mon that team should be in seattle gimme a break

Clay, Monday, 28 April 2014 22:53 (eleven years ago)

omg r u criticizing a player not cool players are above reproach #NBPASTREETTEAM

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 22:54 (eleven years ago)

the trapping thing is so dumb too "oh no someone made me say things that i really think and believe!"

dollar rave club (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 28 April 2014 22:57 (eleven years ago)

i dont think anyone but the most committed nazis are arguing that one tbf

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 22:58 (eleven years ago)

and Kareem

tsrobodo, Monday, 28 April 2014 23:00 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/aKCkm1Q.png

this is kinda funny and sad in the grand tradition petty partisan point scoring

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 23:01 (eleven years ago)

and Kareem

― tsrobodo, Monday, April 28, 2014 7:00 PM (57 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha i only got like two sentences into that one but oh no kareem whatre u doin dude why does everyone h8 u

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 23:02 (eleven years ago)

Kareem said it's an invasion of privacy

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 28 April 2014 23:02 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmWAMglIAAAuiNK.jpg

polyphonic, Monday, 28 April 2014 23:02 (eleven years ago)

which is not the same thing as saying he was trapped into saying things he does not believe

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 28 April 2014 23:02 (eleven years ago)

well sure it is but well justified in this case

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 23:03 (eleven years ago)

r the heat protesting the fact that their owner builds illegal jewish only settlements on palestinian land

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 23:04 (eleven years ago)

close female friend of mine, talking about all this for 1st time today, and her initial statement to me wasn't "yeah what a fucking asshole that guy is" or whatev but rather about the gf setting him up. She agreed w/me that didn't excuse what he said at all...ok so why the fuck is that your 1st comment to me about this controversy??? Knowing her like I do, I'm sure her bf or one of his friends planted that in her mind, that the "setup" is what one should be most outraged by here (her man is domineering, and all his friends are mooks)(guess one could infer that if that is what one takes from all this, one is not only racist but sexist to boot).

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 28 April 2014 23:06 (eleven years ago)

Kareem's point was that people should have been outraged by the previous incidents of obvious racism. it was basically legume's earlier point restated.

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 28 April 2014 23:09 (eleven years ago)

the other disturbing angle of this whole story is this poor woman allegedly engaged in sexual activity with donald sterling. dear sweet god he looks like a corpse.

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 28 April 2014 23:10 (eleven years ago)

"i work at a bank"

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 28 April 2014 23:11 (eleven years ago)

so do they have an open marriage or??

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 28 April 2014 23:12 (eleven years ago)

or is it just that he's so heinous wrt race that having a mistress 60 yrs younger than him gets no mention

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 28 April 2014 23:13 (eleven years ago)

btw Clay that was an awesome gesture! glad it worked out well

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 28 April 2014 23:17 (eleven years ago)

The fact that Sterling was usually careful not to spout off his crapulent ideas in a public forum just means he understood the value of being two-faced about it.

Aimless, Monday, 28 April 2014 23:17 (eleven years ago)

Yeah. That link was posted yesterday about 250 posts back in the mists of time.

Aimless, Monday, 28 April 2014 23:19 (eleven years ago)

I didn't know that Ted Leonsis sucked that much, for example.

polyphonic, Monday, 28 April 2014 23:21 (eleven years ago)

Actually I didn't know about Arison and the settlements either.

polyphonic, Monday, 28 April 2014 23:21 (eleven years ago)

good piece http://8points9seconds.com/2014/04/28/pacers-looking-back-move-forward

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 23:23 (eleven years ago)

Becoming “Smash Mouth”

Lance Stephenson cries when he listens to "All Star"

polyphonic, Monday, 28 April 2014 23:25 (eleven years ago)

lol

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 23:26 (eleven years ago)

this might be a good idea donald sterling is a horrible person

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 23:31 (eleven years ago)

eh em donald sterling is a horrible person

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 23:48 (eleven years ago)

^ IDK this feels like a very convenient boycott. Like maybe you coulda said this before game 4?

, Monday, 28 April 2014 23:49 (eleven years ago)

no i have always been right about this and am right now

lag∞n, Monday, 28 April 2014 23:52 (eleven years ago)

Funny to hear Van Gundy talk before the game about wanting a big statement from the Clippers (and GSW presumably), something like just sitting out the first 15 minutes.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 00:36 (eleven years ago)

Also noted r/ripcity user Clay that's an awesome gesture and very chill of you.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 00:40 (eleven years ago)

thanks all around, guys! it was a pretty magical game and an awesome time!

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 00:45 (eleven years ago)

mike scott's the new troy daniels

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 00:48 (eleven years ago)

man shooting is so damn valuable in the nba

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 00:50 (eleven years ago)

the hawks are raining down on the pacers who have no one who can consistently hit threes

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 00:50 (eleven years ago)

why don't they just take a flyer on the rest of houston's d-league guys

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 00:52 (eleven years ago)

atlanta is winning the second quarter 23-4 and there's six minutes left

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 00:53 (eleven years ago)

Scott seriously.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 00:54 (eleven years ago)

yo mike scott has turned into steph curry

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 00:55 (eleven years ago)

again, doc rivers is great.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:00 (eleven years ago)

donald sterling is a horrible person

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:01 (eleven years ago)

holy shit the pacers are getting destroyed

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:02 (eleven years ago)

Well fuck I don't know if I can keep watching this game.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:03 (eleven years ago)

which one? YOU MUST WATCH THE PACERS GETTING BEAT

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:04 (eleven years ago)

doesn't matter. hawks may win; pacers will win game six 177 -- 81; then cruise to victory in game seven.

it's why they wanted the number one seeding so badly. so they could beat the hawks. in a game seven. in round one.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:05 (eleven years ago)

That was some vicious booing

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:05 (eleven years ago)

compu's a pacers fan, be cool about it imo xp

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:06 (eleven years ago)

oh! legitimate apology.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:07 (eleven years ago)

daniel, relax

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:07 (eleven years ago)

;_;

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:07 (eleven years ago)

there is something deeply rotten with the pacers

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:08 (eleven years ago)

i flipped this on just to hear the boos at the half

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:09 (eleven years ago)

What a nightmare. It'd be understandable if they had some massive injuries or something.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:09 (eleven years ago)

i can't even begin to speculate what indy's off-season is gonna be like

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:10 (eleven years ago)

Hahahahaha the court mics were picking up a heckler really clearly-- "PAUL GEORGE YOU CAN'T EVEN GET PASSED THE FIRST ROUND? AGAINST THE HAWKS??"

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:11 (eleven years ago)

Many have succumbed to the combined might of Mike Scott and Shelvin Mack.

tsrobodo, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:11 (eleven years ago)

ha i was just about to post about the same thing "STOP TRAVELING AND PLAY BASKETBALL YOU COWARDS" xp

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:12 (eleven years ago)

just like, it almost would have been one thing if they lost in 5 games. just had a total meltdown or whatever.

but they had an "inspiring" win one game ago! and yet.... what the hell is this shit? i mean the hawks' shooting is obviously unreal right now but that alone doesn't explain them putting up 40 points

there might be something deeply wrong with the construction of the roster from a basketball and locker room standpoint that needs total upheaval

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:12 (eleven years ago)

that reminded me of the Knicks game I was at where chandler got ejected after trying to fight sleights and some guy three rows up yelled "YOU SCORED 6 POINTS" as he smirked off the court

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:13 (eleven years ago)

I move to make this gif the official gif of the Pacers' offseason

http://i.imgur.com/vbcqptq.gif

, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:13 (eleven years ago)

Who knows. Tough to figure out what the problem is exactly? The one glaring need is an actual point guard; after that, not really sure what you do.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:14 (eleven years ago)

speights*

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:14 (eleven years ago)

haven't watched this game (yet), but last time i saw them, the pacers did a lot of standing around on offense, just waiting for the ball-handler at the top of the key to do something. looked like a breakdown of any offensive sets.

that might be related to the "lack of a true point-guard" criticism. but that flaw has been around for a while now, right?

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:14 (eleven years ago)

compu, is there any inside baseball or rumors around indy fan world about what the hell happened to these guys? all i've heard is "everybody hates roy" or "maybe there's a woman involved" and the like, but it's gotta be deeper than that for the rot to make it to the surface like this

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:15 (eleven years ago)

the easiest thing would be to let lance walk and try and address some issues (pg, wing shooting) with that cap money

they probably can't do anything with hibbert unless they dump him for garbage cuz idk who is gonna trade for a center on a max deal who can't even average 10-3 against an 8 seed in the playoffs

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:16 (eleven years ago)

(by pg I mean point guard & not paul george)

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:16 (eleven years ago)

i'd say it's just a bad matchup for hibbert, being drawn out toward the perimeter, but he's been great against the heat where he's also drawn out toward the perimeter. everything about the pacers meltdown seems inexplicable.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:18 (eleven years ago)

http://espngrantland.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/wtfpacers.gif

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:20 (eleven years ago)

yeah. that's it, in a nutshell.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:21 (eleven years ago)

It's a bad matchup for Hibbert but it's undeniable that he's been in some Twilight Zone shit this past month.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:21 (eleven years ago)

xps no one really has a decent explanation. There have been a few blow-ups w/ Lance recently (first w/ Hill during a timeout, then all that stuff w/ Turner); PG going through two different bad media stories. No one in Indy media has any explanation, though-- just that it looks like no one has any idea wtf is going on ever. Everyone I've talked to is basically just waiting for some big explanation in the off-season.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:27 (eleven years ago)

Did Bynum bring heroin into the locker room

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:28 (eleven years ago)

this james jones shit

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:29 (eleven years ago)

there's a major chemistry issue with the Pacers that we will eventually find out about

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:30 (eleven years ago)

There's no such thing as chemistry they're all just professionals doing their jobs. Lagoon will tell you more about it.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:31 (eleven years ago)

Lance Stephenson is the only guy during this collapse who consistently seemed to give a shit. When David West seems lethargic and disinterested there is a major issue.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:32 (eleven years ago)

and isn't stephenson the one that everyone on the pacers hates?

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:33 (eleven years ago)

the easiest thing would be to let lance walk and try and address some issues (pg, wing shooting) with that cap money

they probably can't do anything with hibbert unless they dump him for garbage cuz idk who is gonna trade for a center on a max deal who can't even average 10-3 against an 8 seed in the playoffs

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, April 28, 2014 9:16 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Feel like Lance's market value dipped low enough that they might get a decent price for him this offseason. The thing is that they don't need a super dynamic pg, they just need someone to direct an offense and play decent defense. Surprised with all the talk over last few months, I haven't seen much talk about maybe starting Watson-- team looks way more fluid when he's in the game.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:33 (eleven years ago)

George has actually played pretty well on the whole tbf to him

tsrobodo, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:34 (eleven years ago)

if they let Lance walk they are accepting mediocrity in a way

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:35 (eleven years ago)

Yeah Lance is the only real ballhandler in that starting five, he's been really active, but there's never any movement off-ball for him to work with.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:35 (eleven years ago)

I guess it could be as simple as the team just being completely depressed by their all-star center losing his fucking mind

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:36 (eleven years ago)

Team seems less upset w/ one another and more just caught in some existential dread.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:38 (eleven years ago)

Feel like Clay was otm earlier about Roy Hibbert possibly becoming another Vin Baker

, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:39 (eleven years ago)

Also don't know how you can have what appears to be some major prolonged mental breakdown and come back with the same guys the next season, knowing that no matter how well you start you could just melt down into this.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:39 (eleven years ago)

the news stories certainly make it seem like they're upset with one another. (xp)

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:40 (eleven years ago)

Lance Stephenson led the league in triple doubles this season

fun fact

polyphonic, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:41 (eleven years ago)

Eh, news stories are all centered around a Team in Disarray, and it's not like anything out of the ordinary is happening. Like people have been scrapping with Lance for the past three years, kinda makes sense that Turner would take his turn losing his shit w/r/t Lance. The players have more or less fell in line about everything.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:43 (eleven years ago)

30pt lead, gah

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:44 (eleven years ago)

chris copeland minutes!

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:45 (eleven years ago)

immediately contributing too

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:45 (eleven years ago)

Just gonna start preparing to refocus on Indy West vs. Thunder.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:46 (eleven years ago)

it's not that letting lance walk would be the greatest idea for them as much as it's the quickest way for them to change the roster up

they're not trading george. probably aren't trading west. hill has been ok but his contract is onerous. hibbert has negative trade value at this point.

they can't trade next year's pick. if they want to move away from this core they're gonna have to get super creative.

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:46 (eleven years ago)

i know i shdnt be surprised at how bad the pacers suck at this point but i am still surprised

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:46 (eleven years ago)

lmao george

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:47 (eleven years ago)

completely bizarre turnover by George

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:47 (eleven years ago)

very well officiated game, funnily enough haha

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:48 (eleven years ago)

good piece http://8points9seconds.com/2014/04/28/pacers-looking-back-move-forward

― lag∞n, Monday, April 28, 2014 7:23 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

btw u all being all whats wrong w the pacers did u even bother to read this good article i found for you, like personally i do think theres got to be a bunch of non basketball stuff going wrong behind the scenes but i do think this is a p insightful treatment of the basketball stuff

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:49 (eleven years ago)

Hill is the odd man out, feel like his contract is still low enough to work something out. They just need a pg, any pg.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:49 (eleven years ago)

This should go in the Jordan lone gold hoop thread but can someone please buy Michael some non acid washed jeans whatever the hipsters in my neighborhood think they are probably 3-5 years from coming back into style yet

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:49 (eleven years ago)

acid washed jeans are back in style tho

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:50 (eleven years ago)

he waited it out

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:50 (eleven years ago)

MJ is normcore with an edge

, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:51 (eleven years ago)

yo hibbert's got 0/0 tonight. HE'S 7 FOOT 2

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:52 (eleven years ago)

0 foot 0 more like

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:53 (eleven years ago)

They just need a pg, any pg.

Would Dre Miller be available next year?

Aimless, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:54 (eleven years ago)

Pacers don't deserve Miller atm, dude has been bummed out enough, he should just kick it w/ Wiz.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:56 (eleven years ago)

getting an ok pg is not that difficult, problem is they're locked into paying Hill 8m/yr

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:57 (eleven years ago)

Yeah, I think at trade deadline the deficiency wasn't as glaring.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:58 (eleven years ago)

andre miller would not help them

the last thing they need is less shooting

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:58 (eleven years ago)

they could just put cj watson in the starting 5 tbh

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:59 (eleven years ago)

andre miller is old enough to be lance stevensons grandpa

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:59 (eleven years ago)

They need a facilitator way more than any shooters. They can pick up another shooter and hey they're in the exact same position they're in now.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 01:59 (eleven years ago)

Yo I watched some Watson starts on the nets last year and he's one of those guys who is great for 15 min a game and not great after that

But pacers should probably fuck around with anything they can tho

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:00 (eleven years ago)

Team would be much more watchable w/ Watson in starting five, am nonplussed why this isn't more of a thing.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:01 (eleven years ago)

acid washed jeans are back in style tho

― lag∞n, Monday, April 28, 2014 9:50 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Tryna clown a legend here help a brother out

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:01 (eleven years ago)

lol sry carry on

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:02 (eleven years ago)

the main problem seems to be that everyone on the pacers got much much worse at basketball half way through the season is there any way they can just reverse that process

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:02 (eleven years ago)

yo the mavs totally rigged the spurs basket for this quarter fwiw, so many rim-outs

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:02 (eleven years ago)

what if the mavs win this series lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:06 (eleven years ago)

brb gonna do some deep 2012 twitter searches for Pacers Rondo

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:06 (eleven years ago)

lou williams got really bad :-(

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:07 (eleven years ago)

yeah what happened there, like at first he was a chucker then for min it was all lou williams is actually good and now he sucks?

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:08 (eleven years ago)

the pacers have a point guard who can kinda shoot but can't really distribute and a shooting guard who can kinda distribute but not really shoot, it's really weird if you think about it

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:08 (eleven years ago)

he blew out his knee or Achilles or something last year and appears to have not really recovered

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:09 (eleven years ago)

oh dang

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:09 (eleven years ago)

pacers might take this now

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:10 (eleven years ago)

pacers have it down to 15

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:11 (eleven years ago)

manu really should be starting, they're so much better with him out there

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:12 (eleven years ago)

god manu is just going in

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:12 (eleven years ago)

Fucking put Mathis in there.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:12 (eleven years ago)

pacers just need a couple troy danielses imo

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:13 (eleven years ago)

HAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA LANCE

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:13 (eleven years ago)

hahahahahhashahaha lance

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:13 (eleven years ago)

Oh lance

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:14 (eleven years ago)

i'm dying right now

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:14 (eleven years ago)

yeah lou has not been good at all post-achilles

Heez, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:14 (eleven years ago)

haha

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:14 (eleven years ago)

play of the year xp

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:14 (eleven years ago)

For those who can't get a pirated chinese feed WHAT DID LANCE DO

, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:15 (eleven years ago)

Just blew by 13 Hawks and ended up wedging the ball.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:15 (eleven years ago)

Hahahah nice

, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:16 (eleven years ago)

the pacers could come back and win if the hawks had gotten stuck at 90 for like... 5 more minutes

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:16 (eleven years ago)

lance had a wide-open layup after dodging a couple hawks and he tried to pack it at the last second and wedged the ball in the rim

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:16 (eleven years ago)

lagoon i thought you were joking about cj watson being the only good pacer the other day but he might actually be the only good pacer

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:17 (eleven years ago)

ya see

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:18 (eleven years ago)

lance, my eyes

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:18 (eleven years ago)

Crucial comma there

, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:19 (eleven years ago)

hawks choking like they did the last game, but will the pacers take it

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:19 (eleven years ago)

down to 11...

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:19 (eleven years ago)

hawks running the prevent offense

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:20 (eleven years ago)

http://cdn1.vox-cdn.com/assets/4375691/lancestuck.gif

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:21 (eleven years ago)

both of these teams are utterly unwatchable

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:21 (eleven years ago)

let that gif loop in all its glory for a thousand years

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:21 (eleven years ago)

lol lance nevr change

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:22 (eleven years ago)

plz let a team starting Pero Antic win a playoff series

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:23 (eleven years ago)

i like to think his name translates to "crazy dog"

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:24 (eleven years ago)

omg kyle korver

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:25 (eleven years ago)

KORVER

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:25 (eleven years ago)

Korver's had an amazing series all around

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:25 (eleven years ago)

yeah dude is and underpaid

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:25 (eleven years ago)

Who was cheapest, Korver vs Calderon vs Miller?

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:26 (eleven years ago)

calderon would be kind of perfect for indy. assuming hibbert regains his nerve and is there to clean up his messes that is

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:28 (eleven years ago)

all of a sudden 3:25 looks like a loooooooooooooooooong time for atlanta to have to hang onto this lead.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:29 (eleven years ago)

korver 35 footers for the rest of the game imo

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:29 (eleven years ago)

so fcking glad patty is playing wellish. interesting lineup for spurs, too (patty and tony at the same time)

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:29 (eleven years ago)

korver's on the books til 2017 at ~$6m a year
calderon til 2017 at ~$7.2m a year
andre miller expires next year at $4.6m xxp

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:30 (eleven years ago)

budenholzer take teague out wtf

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:30 (eleven years ago)

Ha Jimmer is super-cheap isn't he?

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:31 (eleven years ago)

rip indy

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:32 (eleven years ago)

jimmer will be a free agent IIRC

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)

was still on his rookie deal

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)

jimmer's making $240k this year wow, free agent this summer xp

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)

spurs making hustle plays

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)

MEGA CHOKE by millsap

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:34 (eleven years ago)

they're up 9 dude

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:34 (eleven years ago)

patty mills colliding with tony parker...is this some black swan im trying to replace u shit

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:34 (eleven years ago)

hibbert doesn't get off the bench for the timeout, wow

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:34 (eleven years ago)

megachoke by millsap sounds like a giant sandwich

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:35 (eleven years ago)

a choke doesn't become less mega when it's more absurd that you did it

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:35 (eleven years ago)

troy daniels is making all of $160k for saving the rockets season in game 3 and breaking into the regular rotation in game 4 btw

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:35 (eleven years ago)

the worst tennis chokes are all with players up 5-0

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:35 (eleven years ago)

naw it's serving 5-4!

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:36 (eleven years ago)

calderon for the pacers is totally otm

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:36 (eleven years ago)

KAWHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:36 (eleven years ago)

can u guys not

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:36 (eleven years ago)

btw y r u watching human garbage, spurs mavs is on

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:36 (eleven years ago)

the best is how troy daniels played a d-league game and an nba game on the saem day

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:36 (eleven years ago)

Lmao that's amazing

, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:37 (eleven years ago)

btw y r u watching human garbage, spurs mavs is on

― smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, April 28, 2014 10:36 PM (8 seconds ago)

yeah this exact thought just occurred to me lol

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:37 (eleven years ago)

naw it's serving 5-4!

― k3vin k., Tuesday, April 29, 2014 2:36 AM (41 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no way man. Novotna is the worst choke of all time and the most infamous because she was WAY ahead, not one break.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:37 (eleven years ago)

well yeah but you have to complete the choke

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:39 (eleven years ago)

^^^^^^ serving 4-5 is when the nerves hit imo

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:39 (eleven years ago)

are the pacers gonna get booed off the floor

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:39 (eleven years ago)

calderon, really

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:40 (eleven years ago)

i swear to god this guy could average 25 a game if he wanted to

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:40 (eleven years ago)

whoa pop just chewed TP the fuck out :o

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:40 (eleven years ago)

pop going ham on parker right now

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:40 (eleven years ago)

lol CJ Watson 5 second call

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:41 (eleven years ago)

Yeah Calderon always seems to be killing it, great pick up.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:41 (eleven years ago)

are the pacers gonna get booed off the floor

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, April 28, 2014 7:39 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

looks like everybody left already unfortunately

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:41 (eleven years ago)

Heat sweep Bobcats. Now using their sleeved jerseys to laugh up.

Aimless, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:41 (eleven years ago)

Lowe's wrap-up of Hawks/Pacers basically otm

Pacers-Hawks

I mean, whatever. The Pacers at this point cannot even catch and hold on to basketballs, which is a pretty important part of basketball. In last night’s game, they were literally just dropping the ball out of bounds, throwing it to no one, and handing it off to invisible people.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:42 (eleven years ago)

maybe they r seeing ghosts?

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:43 (eleven years ago)

Would at least be a concrete explanation.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:44 (eleven years ago)

Basketball Reference ‏@bball_ref 8s
Paul George is the 1st player with at least 26 points, 12 rebounds, 6 assists & 6 steals in a playoff game since Michael Jordan in 1989

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:44 (eleven years ago)

a few no. 1 seeds have lost in the first round, but has any no. 1 seed looked this bad doing it (assuming indy ultimately loses the series)?

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:45 (eleven years ago)

btw have you seen this new thing on nba.com where in order to see the score of the game you have to click a taco bell logo

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:45 (eleven years ago)

i like to think his name translates to "crazy dog"

― lag∞n, Monday, April 28, 2014 10:24 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

love this.

also, that 8 points 9 seconds post was outstanding. first coherent explanation i've read of what might be going on.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:45 (eleven years ago)

a few no. 1 seeds have lost in the first round, but has any no. 1 seed looked this bad doing it (assuming indy ultimately loses the series)?

― Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, April 28, 2014 10:45 PM (56 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

naw

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:46 (eleven years ago)

Roy Hibbert O-0-1-0-1 in 12 minutes

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:47 (eleven years ago)

manu is playing so well

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:48 (eleven years ago)

Ben Golliver ‏@BenGolliver 5m
I wanted to tweet "Roy Hibbert finished w/ 0 points & 0 rebounds for 1st time since [long ago date/never]" but it just happened on April 6

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:48 (eleven years ago)

spurs are MAGICAL RN

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:49 (eleven years ago)

heat putting it on cruise by necessity through their bracket might be a bad thing when they have to play an actual playoff series in june

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:49 (eleven years ago)

btw how the fuck is dirk 7 feet tall and such a shitty rim defender for all time

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:49 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmW1Kc3CEAAEVlu.jpg

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:50 (eleven years ago)

btw how the fuck is dirk 7 feet tall and such a shitty rim defender for all time

― smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, April 29, 2014 2:49 AM (16 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he lost that athleticism 10 years ago

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:50 (eleven years ago)

he was blocking shit 10 years ago?

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:51 (eleven years ago)

like he's enormous, homie cant just lift his arms up high for a lil bit

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:51 (eleven years ago)

it's not like he's 7'6

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:52 (eleven years ago)

no such thing as a fade away one leg block

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:52 (eleven years ago)

oh god watching cuban have a petulant fit is like drinking coconut oil its so decadent

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:52 (eleven years ago)

AND 1 TIMOTHY DUNCAN

finally playing like a 1 seed

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:53 (eleven years ago)

dirk can't really... jump

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:54 (eleven years ago)

It's funny remembering the days when Dirk was athletic. Even back then the vert wasn't great tho, he was just fast.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 02:56 (eleven years ago)

isnt the whole point of the big white stiffs thread to be like....there is room in this league for big white unathletic dudes? idk maybe im giving old diggler too much of a hard time.

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:01 (eleven years ago)

dirk is still a great player man

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:04 (eleven years ago)

i know but...tiago is containing him p well (famous last words)

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:04 (eleven years ago)

how many times has dirk played the spurs in the playoffs, i feel like the answer is about 300 times?

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:05 (eleven years ago)

bise is just in the throws of the 'offs, it can make you irrationally evaluate the opposing team's players

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:06 (eleven years ago)

@espn_macmahon: Dirk to ref Scott Foster: "This league is f----- soft, man!"

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:10 (eleven years ago)

apparently true story: somebody stole gary payton's wallet at the blazers/rockets game last night

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:13 (eleven years ago)

how many times has dirk played the spurs in the playoffs, i feel like the answer is about 300 times?

― Clay, Monday, April 28, 2014 10:05 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

at least

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:16 (eleven years ago)

heat putting it on cruise by necessity through their bracket might be a bad thing when they have to play an actual playoff series in june

― Clay, Monday, April 28, 2014

i don't think the heat can afford to be "on cruise" -- by necessity or choice -- in round two.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:23 (eleven years ago)

what the hottest of fucks how is this competitive again fuuuuuck

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:25 (eleven years ago)

ughhhh tired of the mavs trying to remind crowd when to cheer

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:25 (eleven years ago)

what the hottest of fucks how is this competitive again fuuuuuck

― smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, April 28, 2014 11:25 PM (1 minute ago)

manu just came back in

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:26 (eleven years ago)

cool and1, too, tho he missed the 1

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:27 (eleven years ago)

i think i hate monta, i didnt think i had room in my heart for more hate but there u go, i am a small man

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:28 (eleven years ago)

calderon, i know how many points that shot is

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:29 (eleven years ago)

apparently true story: somebody stole gary payton's wallet at the blazers/rockets game last night

― Clay, Tuesday, April 29, 2014 3:13 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

headlines write themselves here

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:29 (eleven years ago)

FATTY THRILLS FOREVER

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:30 (eleven years ago)

FOREIGN LEGION GETTING SHIT DONE

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:30 (eleven years ago)

i don't think the heat can afford to be "on cruise" -- by necessity or choice -- in round two.

― Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, April 28, 2014 8:23 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

i don't think the raptors or nets will really test miami at all, even with brooklyn taking all the regular season games. nor will, presumably, the wiz or lol hawks. so i mean they very well could just skate to the finals and get cold-clocked by a team that's been playing playoff games for a couple months. or they'll be so comparably rested it counteracts. who knows, what am i talking about

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:33 (eleven years ago)

btw during commerical breaks, i am not doing the chores that would allow me to go to bed as soon as this stupid game is over because i am needing to self-soothe #mentalhealthawareness

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:33 (eleven years ago)

a man after my own heart

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:34 (eleven years ago)

The Raptors and Nets are really beating each other up. The Raptors especially are gonna be like 85% if they make it through.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:38 (eleven years ago)

god dejuan is just...ok so dude has felt slighted for the spurs for years for not getting the playing time he thought he deserved (especially once diaw and splitter arrived). i think he think he could develop into a carl landry type player but im pretty sure he hit his ceiling as soon as he came in the league. so i think he feels like he's getting revenge in this series. which is sad.

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:39 (eleven years ago)

btw boris is a beautiful person

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:39 (eleven years ago)

a dirking has commenced

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:41 (eleven years ago)

a tiago sitting for a minute has commenced

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:42 (eleven years ago)

we're gonna have some fun in the second round aren't we

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:47 (eleven years ago)

why lord

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:48 (eleven years ago)

you are going to have some fun. im gonna be in some major therapy.

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:48 (eleven years ago)

why does dejuan blair think he can prove the spurs were dumb for letting him go when he's still not better than boris or tiago whyyyyyyy (altho he's a monster in this game)

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:52 (eleven years ago)

am just now realizing the casual brilliance of this mavs lineup, lots of dudes with chips on their shoulders

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:54 (eleven years ago)

spurs are taking some bad shots

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:56 (eleven years ago)

danny whyyyyyyy

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:57 (eleven years ago)

jeez what happened here, spurs have just fallen apart

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:57 (eleven years ago)

yikes, i think timmy just tried to bank one fro the left baseline

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:58 (eleven years ago)

this is absolutely crazy

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:58 (eleven years ago)

what the absolute fuck is going on with the spurs

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:58 (eleven years ago)

whoa dejuan just picked manu's pocket

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:59 (eleven years ago)

fatigue, foul trouble, psyched out, i dunno

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:59 (eleven years ago)

WOW great hustle from carter

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:59 (eleven years ago)

Both first seeds are gonna get knocked out in the first round

, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 03:59 (eleven years ago)

spiltter hook shots, patty mills pull up threes off the pick and roll, danny green contested mid range jumpers

DUNCAN GETTING BODIED BY DEJUAN BLAIR

pop should prob out Parker in

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:00 (eleven years ago)

patty can make those shots tho, but danny's last two shots were unconscionable

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:00 (eleven years ago)

they called that a foul on vince?

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:00 (eleven years ago)

dejuan is on some FUCK U FOR BREAKING UP WITH ME shit

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:01 (eleven years ago)

Indy in 4
Miami in 4
Brooklyn in 7
Chicago in 6

Spurs in 4
Thunder in 5
Clips in 6
Houston in 6 :(

― it's a trilby (Clay), Wednesday, April 16, 2014 11:21 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark

think my bracket is broken

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:01 (eleven years ago)

dejuan blair is playing like barkley but when barkely threw the guy through the window

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:01 (eleven years ago)

hahahahahaha jordan

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:02 (eleven years ago)

tony romo is here, where is the 4th q dallas collapse rn

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:02 (eleven years ago)

lmao j0rd

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:02 (eleven years ago)

has devin harris been this good all year

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:02 (eleven years ago)

splitter on bench with 5 fouls, dirking

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:03 (eleven years ago)

wow lazy foul by dirk there, why

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:04 (eleven years ago)

that last dirk jumper was like him trying to make the shot as hard as possible

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:04 (eleven years ago)

re: d. harris, no i don't think he has

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:05 (eleven years ago)

does dirk have 5 fouls?

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:06 (eleven years ago)

4

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:06 (eleven years ago)

manu doin manu things

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:06 (eleven years ago)

wow that call is......

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:06 (eleven years ago)

ooh that wasn't a foul

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:07 (eleven years ago)

NO GUILT

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:07 (eleven years ago)

shot quality on both sides of the floor is really telling rn

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:07 (eleven years ago)

if anyone was ever wondering what it would be like if they released a wild bull onto a basketball court: dejuan blair

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:09 (eleven years ago)

thats how he's always played. when he's on on offense he's a revelation. when its not, he's a foul machine.

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:09 (eleven years ago)

justice, but good game dejuan

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:11 (eleven years ago)

imho this is completely bogus

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:11 (eleven years ago)

blair in one of the dumbest moves ever

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:11 (eleven years ago)

what an incredible way for dejuan blair's night to end

i almost think he should retire tonight

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:12 (eleven years ago)

hahahaha

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:12 (eleven years ago)

j0rdan ur on fire tonight

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:12 (eleven years ago)

what was the actual ruling? flagrant? tech?

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:12 (eleven years ago)

tech with ejection

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:13 (eleven years ago)

yeah i am unclear on what just happened as well

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:13 (eleven years ago)

it was something like "ejectable technical" xxp

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:13 (eleven years ago)

kicking a guy in the head should be a flagrant of some sort but that's pretty soft for an ejection

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:13 (eleven years ago)

is it an automatic ejection if you've fouled out and you get a T?

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:14 (eleven years ago)

can't they just decide to throw a dude out?

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:14 (eleven years ago)

i dont know how im gonna teach tomorrow if we lose. im just gonna be in a heap.

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:14 (eleven years ago)

i could see a flagrant but how is that a tech?

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:16 (eleven years ago)

manu truly rocks the bald spot as well as you can

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:16 (eleven years ago)

techs are issued for behavior and that was bad behavior?

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:16 (eleven years ago)

tone

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:18 (eleven years ago)

PARKER THE POINT GOD

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:18 (eleven years ago)

wow refs tone policing dejuan blair how typical

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:18 (eleven years ago)

kinda gross how durant farts at the end of that ad

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:19 (eleven years ago)

god i swear did pop cut monta in HS or something?

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:20 (eleven years ago)

tiago foulin out

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:20 (eleven years ago)

wish we could go back to the halcyon days of doo doo jump, durant ads have seen diminishing returns since

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:21 (eleven years ago)

durant has always been so uncool

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:21 (eleven years ago)

tiago fouled out for your sins

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:22 (eleven years ago)

lord dallas' PNR defense was absurd on that play

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:22 (eleven years ago)

jeez spurs coulda gotten a better poss there

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:22 (eleven years ago)

are you fucking kidding me with this shit

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:22 (eleven years ago)

the durant ads written by bethlehem shoals are pretty good

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:23 (eleven years ago)

manu always wanna flop at the end of games just no

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:23 (eleven years ago)

BORIS

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:23 (eleven years ago)

B O R I S

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:23 (eleven years ago)

wow boris

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:24 (eleven years ago)

boris <3

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:24 (eleven years ago)

god manu wtf

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:24 (eleven years ago)

oh manu manu manu

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:24 (eleven years ago)

oh manu cmon

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:24 (eleven years ago)

shit i remember this game

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:25 (eleven years ago)

was just gonna say...

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:25 (eleven years ago)

this is groundhog day

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:25 (eleven years ago)

brb gonna go kill myself 100 times

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:25 (eleven years ago)

OH MY GOD MONTA U GET A CAR FOR THAT MISS

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:26 (eleven years ago)

I AM BUYING U A CAR I AM GOING INTO MORE DEBT FOR YOU

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:26 (eleven years ago)

wow how did monta miss that

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:27 (eleven years ago)

oh man that was right there

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:27 (eleven years ago)

good look

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:27 (eleven years ago)

MANU HIT THESE MOTHERRFUCKER

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:27 (eleven years ago)

RING THE HORN

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:27 (eleven years ago)

*collapses*

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:27 (eleven years ago)

mavs are gonna rue that one, extremely hard

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:28 (eleven years ago)

considering the mavs won the last game on a buzzer beater three by vince carter in which he blatantly traveled i feel like we can call this even

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:28 (eleven years ago)

i criminally underrated the mavs going into this

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:28 (eleven years ago)

once again, romo blows a 4th q game for dallas

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:28 (eleven years ago)

mavs are legit like... two shots away from sweeping this series

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:28 (eleven years ago)

i love manu so much i want him to be my 2nd dad after pop who is my first dad

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:29 (eleven years ago)

omg san anto is gonna be BLITZED on wednesday FUCK DALLAS FOREVER

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:29 (eleven years ago)

dallas being this competitive is easily the most surprising thing about the playoffs imo. not even close.

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:30 (eleven years ago)

hey btw sorry ILH for shitting all over this thread all night

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:30 (eleven years ago)

that's what the thread is here for! i'll be doing it yet again wednesday

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:33 (eleven years ago)

this thread is therapy

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:33 (eleven years ago)

durant has always been so uncool

― k3vin k., Monday, April 28, 2014 9:21 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 05:45 (eleven years ago)

hey btw sorry ILH for shitting all over this thread all night

― smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, April 28, 2014 9:30 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's what the thread is here for! i'll be doing it yet again wednesday

― Clay, Monday, April 28, 2014 9:33 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this thread is therapy

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, April 28, 2014 9:33 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

live feeds are a good time. bummed i can't watch most games live to keep up and shoot the breeze in here as they go.

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 05:46 (eleven years ago)

i criminally underrated the mavs going into this

― Clay, Monday, April 28, 2014 9:28 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I just think the west is really even. Anyone team could advance and it wouldn't be a surprise at this point.

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 05:48 (eleven years ago)

pretty hilarious reading this thread at the end of the night i gotta say

this round is pretty damn fun

Nhex, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 06:29 (eleven years ago)

I didn't get around to saying rip dr jack today, but seriously rip dr jack, the guy is a legend and will be sorely, sorely missed.

Clay, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 06:44 (eleven years ago)

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/10855864/former-golden-state-warriors-assistant-fired-secretly-recording-conversations

maybe he was trying to catch someone saying something racist.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 11:48 (eleven years ago)

so spurs won because blair kicked diaw in the head lol?

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 12:23 (eleven years ago)

"Was he taping it for himself or was he taping it for management? That's not known," a source said. "But he had a lot of communication with members of the front office."

oh man thats very bad

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 12:24 (eleven years ago)

yo everyone read that article, jackson is so gone the 2nd the warriors lose

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 12:25 (eleven years ago)

good luck w/ that coach search golden state

balls, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 12:26 (eleven years ago)

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 9m
The Boston Celtics have hired ex-Golden State Warriors assistant Darren Erman as Director of NBA Scouting, league sources tell Yahoo.

lol?

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 13:49 (eleven years ago)

spygate part 2

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 14:03 (eleven years ago)

Hmmmm.

Nhex, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 14:05 (eleven years ago)

he was pretty well respected and i'm sure was able to convince ainge or whoever that he was a hero trying to fix a fucked up situation in golden state

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 14:10 (eleven years ago)

Zach Lowe ‏@ZachLowe_NBA 30s
Consensus around league is it is very unlikely for Jackson to be back next season in GSW barring long playoff run.

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 14:24 (eleven years ago)

that is some srs disfunction, doesnt speak well of management either, if their relationship was that strained they shouldve just fired him midseason

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 14:57 (eleven years ago)

man this is so weird

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 15:01 (eleven years ago)

pacers cursed

@FOX59: All-Star ring, Air Jordan shoes stolen from home of Pacers' Paul George Monday night: http://t.co/xFuNPYqIO1 http://t.co/ao4PhLwdUi

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 15:08 (eleven years ago)

he seems like a decent coach tbh it's too bad he's intolerable to work with?

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 15:08 (eleven years ago)

seems like when u spend all yr time doing a comical impression of professionalism its impossible to be actually professional

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 15:09 (eleven years ago)

also who knew there were allstar rings

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 15:10 (eleven years ago)

jackson def has some good qualities as a coach but damn considering the players he has that offense shd be much better and play faster, its like hes just coaching the way he played

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 15:13 (eleven years ago)

yeah philosophically speaking he doesn't match up with that roster but his lineups are usually pretty sensible, he did improve their defense almost immediately and the warriors often run nifty plays out of timeouts

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 15:15 (eleven years ago)

defense is def v good offense tho my eyes

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 15:16 (eleven years ago)

yeah no team with steph curry, klay thompson and david lee should be 12th in offensive rating, but then again no team with step curry, klay thompson and david lee should be 4th in defensive rating. it's a weird thing to figure.

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 15:18 (eleven years ago)

I really think he is an ok coach and getting rid of him might not be the best move unless they have someone actually better lined up, even then its not a guarantee whoever that is clicks with the players like he has

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 15:18 (eleven years ago)

they need to find a hornaceck type tbh

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 15:19 (eleven years ago)

every team does tbf

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 15:21 (eleven years ago)

yeah. but the warriors especially given their roster.

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 15:21 (eleven years ago)

iggy and bogut are leet and thompson is v good, them being a good defensive team makes some sense roster wise imo which is not to say theyre not over achieving

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 15:24 (eleven years ago)

lee is obvs the worst in the world

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 15:24 (eleven years ago)

there are things that could be better sure but overall no bball grounds to fire him, either the warriors front office is north korea or he is an exceptionally hard guy to get along with, pretty baffling because neither seems particularly likely.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 15:28 (eleven years ago)

Since Spoelstra started playing him regularly on March 28, Jones is 26 for 53 on three-pointers, and the Heat has outscored opponents by 112 points in 11 games during the minutes when Jones was on the court. Jones was a plus-46 in 64 minutes of the Bobcats series, including a plus-eight tonight.

o_o

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 15:31 (eleven years ago)

new ownership prob just had a low opinion of his tv commentary

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 15:32 (eleven years ago)

curry is a fine team scheme defensive player also

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 15:32 (eleven years ago)

lee is obvs the worst in the world

― lag∞n, Tuesday, April 29, 2014 8:24 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he had a crew ok stretches but man alive blake is eating him alive on the court, literally eating his face

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 15:33 (eleven years ago)

had a*few

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 15:33 (eleven years ago)

and draymond is a world class defender too xps

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 15:33 (eleven years ago)

new ownership prob just had a low opinion of his tv commentary

― lag∞n, Tuesday, April 29, 2014 11:32 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tbf this describes basically how i would run a team if i owned one

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 15:33 (eleven years ago)

yeah def

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 15:34 (eleven years ago)

hire c webb obv

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 15:34 (eleven years ago)

yeah philosophically speaking he doesn't match up with that roster but his lineups are usually pretty sensible, he did improve their defense almost immediately and the warriors often run nifty plays out of timeouts

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, April 29, 2014 11:15 AM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nah he's had a lot of issues with lineups, mostly for his hockey-style line changes that ground the offense to a halt, plus all the postups he called

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 16:17 (eleven years ago)

lee is obvs the worst in the world

u big jerk ;___; jklols

there are things that could be better sure but overall no bball grounds to fire him, either the warriors front office is north korea or he is an exceptionally hard guy to get along with, pretty baffling because neither seems particularly likely.

TBH a whacko FO is like situation normal (forcing the Baron Davis trade, then with the help of Nelson forcing Mullin out as GM, etc.), though also tbh, that was under previous ownership regimes. Maybe I shouldn't be so hard on them moving to SF, because apparently Oracle is haunted by stupidity and mismanagement.

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 16:21 (eleven years ago)

he always goes for that 'matchup' post up but its always like 18 feet away from the basket. would be fine if the guy had good position but to just dump off to Klay/Barnes that far out when they have like 4 inches on a guy isn't good offense. pick and roll should be the fall back, not that. xp

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 16:25 (eleven years ago)

those barnes high post plays are maybe the worst thing in the nba

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 16:35 (eleven years ago)

yeah i mean i've said my share about the post ups

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 16:40 (eleven years ago)

yeah of course and you're not wrong

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 16:41 (eleven years ago)

i think Barnes has value but they really don't use the guy in a way that does him any favors.

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 16:46 (eleven years ago)

he'e been way better in the playoffs tho, admittedly.

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 16:46 (eleven years ago)

again!

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 16:54 (eleven years ago)

i don't have major issues w/ jackson's lineup usage

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 16:54 (eleven years ago)

but that's anecdotal, i dunno. i can't remember watching a warriors game and being like "why the fuck is this guy on the court??" ... it's more about what those guys do on the court, sometimes

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 16:55 (eleven years ago)

dude no way, those 5 bench player lineups he puts out kill that team

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 16:58 (eleven years ago)

otm

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 16:58 (eleven years ago)

kev otm about the hockey changes tho. did that all year and the bench was reeeeeeally bad because of it. no fluidity. but he stayed away from that last game so hopefully he learned from it

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 16:59 (eleven years ago)

last game gave me some hope for Jax tbf, where the game before I was wanting his head on a stake.

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:00 (eleven years ago)

everyone always says it but its so true game to game playoff adjustments are really fascinating especially when its left field stuff like a d leaguer hitting a game winner

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:01 (eleven years ago)

yeah for sure. moving lee to center was perfect cos he can guard DJ since he DOES NOTHING on offense.

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:02 (eleven years ago)

took DJ away from the rim too where he had 15 blocks trough the first 3 games

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:03 (eleven years ago)

just stand in between this guy and the basket so he cant catch an allyyoop ok david got it

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:04 (eleven years ago)

Blake-Crawford-Barnes-Green-O'Neal
Blake-Crawford-Barnes-Green-Speights
Douglas-Bazemore-Barnes-Green-Speights
Crawford-Thompson-Barnes-Green-Speights

those 4 lineups played the equivalent of almost 6 games and were outscored by 40 points

and 82games.com doesn't even let me look at lineups that played less than ~1 game together but i assure you there are more examples

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:04 (eleven years ago)

Douglas-Bazemore-Barnes-Green-Speights

nightmares returning

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:05 (eleven years ago)

how could that team EVER score

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:05 (eleven years ago)

lol smh

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:06 (eleven years ago)

i don't *really* want to defend mark jackson but i'll say this

the warriors consciously built their team for the playoffs, i.e. giving igou a ton of money and going really thrifty on the bench. jackson could def be better about staggering lineups but the bench has to play despite not being very good despite. in the playoffs he's basically playing a straight 7 man rotation.

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:11 (eleven years ago)

true

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:12 (eleven years ago)

I really think he is an ok coach and getting rid of him might not be the best move unless they have someone actually better lined up, even then its not a guarantee whoever that is clicks with the players like he has

I hear Doc could be available.

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:12 (eleven years ago)

the real secret about the warriors is that the team can't score at all when steph is off the court, even if three or four other starters are playing. that probably says something about jackson's creativity as an offensive coach but more about the construction of the team.

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:12 (eleven years ago)

play him 48 minutes imo

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:13 (eleven years ago)

leee you may be on to something

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:14 (eleven years ago)

xp anklesexplode.gif

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:14 (eleven years ago)

So maybe it was the Warriors assistant that got canned for recording convos was the one who outed Sterling.

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:14 (eleven years ago)

I hear Doc could be available.

― Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Tuesday, April 29, 2014 1:12 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i had the exact same thought

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:27 (eleven years ago)

Hah, the other side of the coin: http://fansided.com/2014/04/27/nba-rumors-mark-jackson-says-accept-clippers-coaching-job/

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:29 (eleven years ago)

RedNinetyFour ‏@RedNinetyFour 1m
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aww

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:35 (eleven years ago)

If I were unscrupulous and amoral and wanted to see a playoff game...

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:38 (eleven years ago)

And if I lived in LA...

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:38 (eleven years ago)

Which is redundant, given the first clause.

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:39 (eleven years ago)

lol thats for the Houston game bruh

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:43 (eleven years ago)

xp ZING!

Nhex, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:47 (eleven years ago)

Hah whoops, but not gonna let facts get in a way of my A++ LA takedown.

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:52 (eleven years ago)

always welcome itt (sorry carne)

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:57 (eleven years ago)

the real secret about the warriors is that the team can't score at all when steph is off the court, even if three or four other starters are playing. that probably says something about jackson's creativity as an offensive coach but more about the construction of the team.

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, April 29, 2014 5:12 PM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Their bench is garbage.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:00 (eleven years ago)

Their bench is pretty good when it includes Draymond, O'Neal, Barnes, and Ezeli imo.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:04 (eleven years ago)

Bench scoring is definitely a huge huge weakness whether they're healthy or not though.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:06 (eleven years ago)

http://cjzero.com/gifs/PaulGeorgeHeadLeanedBack.gif

moullet, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:11 (eleven years ago)

stream for silver's press conference: http://www.nba.com/live1/

moullet, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:13 (eleven years ago)

draymond, o'neal, and barnes played 250.8 minutes together this year and had a negative +/-

http://stats.nba.com/teamLineups.html?TeamID=1610612744&pageNo=1&rowsPerPage=100&GroupQuantity=3&sortField=MIN&sortOrder=DES

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:14 (eleven years ago)

Sterling banned 4 lyfe and fined gazillions and they will try to force him to sell

Best nba app alert yet

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:33 (eleven years ago)

Oops forgot he got his own thread

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:34 (eleven years ago)

Their bench is pretty good when it includes Draymond, O'Neal, Barnes, and Ezeli imo.

― polyphonic, Tuesday, April 29, 2014 6:04 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.82games.com/1314/1314GSW.HTM

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:37 (eleven years ago)

Barnes sucks

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:38 (eleven years ago)

barnes should be good. is not good.

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:41 (eleven years ago)

barnes would be better with a coach that knew how to use him. i feel like he could be 70% as good as kawhi leonard if he was instructed to play like kawhi leonard.

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:41 (eleven years ago)

another strike in the "cons" column for jackson

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:41 (eleven years ago)

he "should have been good" in college too

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:43 (eleven years ago)

yeah barnes is just not good imho he just looks like he shd be

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:43 (eleven years ago)

he's been much better in the playoffs for two years now and i wonder if that's because he gets to play with real players instead of being the #1 post up option on all bench units

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:53 (eleven years ago)

Barnes had a horrible year, yes, but I still think he's good because I'm nuts.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 19:00 (eleven years ago)

he's just one of those guys who looks good but isn't. like rudy gay (before this year at least)

k3vin k., Tuesday, 29 April 2014 19:02 (eleven years ago)

yeah he just doesnt seem like a real player no creativity no feel

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 19:03 (eleven years ago)

Next year coach Kerr will fix him

polyphonic, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 19:09 (eleven years ago)

Maybe Barnes like a poor man's Monta Ellis?

I like your thinking poly.

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 19:14 (eleven years ago)

he's like martell webster if martell webster couldn't shoot

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 19:21 (eleven years ago)

Actually think Martell for Barnes would solve a lot of their problems

polyphonic, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 19:38 (eleven years ago)

I got confused for a second and thought this had become a Game of Thrones/NBA mashup thread.

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 19:40 (eleven years ago)

omg this dude on the right

this is like the rippin and tearin guy from the hedonism

http://i.imgur.com/qSGncIo.gif

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 19:40 (eleven years ago)

Right now would be an opportune time for Roy Hibbert to claim he was banned from rebounding

moullet, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 19:41 (eleven years ago)

Second half of this has some Warriors tidbits:

http://grantland.com/the-triangle/the-silver-hammer-the-banning-of-donald-sterling-and-unrest-in-these-playoffs/

Jackson made a show of firing Scalabrine in front of players and other coaches, but he had no real grounds, and the front office made Jackson find a compromise, per a source familiar with the matter: demoting Scalabrine to the D-League. In addition, Jackson has asked that Jerry West, a high-level adviser in Golden State, not attend most practices and team activities, sources say.

I had a feeling Jerry West was involved!

polyphonic, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:15 (eleven years ago)

Good gods, nothing has changed about the Warriors. :(

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:23 (eleven years ago)

The atmosphere has bordered on poisonous, though to the credit of Jackson, his staff, and his players, it has not spilled onto the court. The team plays hard, they’re very good, and they have a chance to make noise in the playoffs despite the ill-timed injury to Andrew Bogut. The players have almost universally spoken up, and quite loudly, in Jackson’s defense. But Jackson has continued to play five-man bench units, and the Dubs’ offense, mediocre all season, goes through stretches in which it is over-reliant on isolation. A full 52 percent of Golden State’s possessions this season ended after two or fewer passes, the highest such share in the league, per SportVU data provided to Grantland.

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:25 (eleven years ago)

I had a feeling Jerry West was involved!

― polyphonic, Tuesday, April 29, 2014 6:15 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 22:56 (eleven years ago)

can't recall an nba playoff game with two teams embroiled in different, independent controversies (clippers' sterling fiasco and warriors' "one of our coaches surreptitiously taped conversations with management and other coaches" fiasco).

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 23:13 (eleven years ago)

It’s not as if Houston is uniformly opposed to signing guys in this salary range. They have two: Omer Asik and Jeremy Lin. They view Asik as undervalued and a trade asset, though the league hasn’t agreed with them. Lin’s presence is instructive. Houston could have held on to Goran Dragic, a demonstrably better player, but it chose Lin in part because he accepted a three-year contract. Dragic insisted on a fourth year, and that was a deal-breaker for a Rockets team dreaming of stars, because that extra year made Dragic less of a trade asset. The fourth year is a player option, and Dragic has gotten so good he may well turn it down.

oops http://grantland.com/features/nba-playoffs-2014-the-power-of-the-pretty-good-guys-gortat-ariza-courtney-lee

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 23:15 (eleven years ago)

Houston could have held on to Goran Dragic,
Houston could have held on to Goran Dragic,
Houston could have held on to Goran Dragic,

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 23:59 (eleven years ago)

otm

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 00:37 (eleven years ago)

Feel like mark jax has turned into some kind of weird Steve jobs kind of figure where his players are fully in the reality distortion field but everyone with the power to question him (asst coaches, non-owner management) is just completely disgusted by his methods

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 00:38 (eleven years ago)

ha yes

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 00:40 (eleven years ago)

nene is really something when hes engaged

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 00:41 (eleven years ago)

not sure what the bulls did to make him want to destroy then

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 00:42 (eleven years ago)

what are mark jackson's objectionable methods? he has some preacher-like behaviors that i can see some people find grating, but ...

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 00:42 (eleven years ago)

whatever it is the heat shd try to avoid it xp

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 00:42 (eleven years ago)

yup

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 00:43 (eleven years ago)

not sure we know what abt jackson rubs people wrong but its def something

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 00:43 (eleven years ago)

Kidd totally flying under the radar as a competent coach amidst all this.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 00:44 (eleven years ago)

jackson seems pretty glib and arrogant cld see how that might lead to some not great working relationships

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 00:47 (eleven years ago)

also he has his wife who is an awful singer do the anthem on a nationally televised game

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 00:48 (eleven years ago)

They need him at least an extra year, Steph needs shimmywork.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 00:51 (eleven years ago)

I don't think we know exactly what he's doing behind the scenes but there is definitely something going on

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 01:02 (eleven years ago)

not sure what the bulls did to make him want to destroy then

― lag∞n, Tuesday, April 29, 2014 8:42 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think he is mad that he has better hair than joakim but joakim gets all the press

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 01:03 (eleven years ago)

Houston could have held on to Goran Dragic, a demonstrably better player, but it chose Lin in part because he accepted a three-year contract. Dragic insisted on a fourth year, and that was a deal-breaker for a Rockets team dreaming of stars, because that extra year made Dragic less of a trade asset. The fourth year is a player option, and Dragic has gotten so good he may well turn it down.

― lag∞n, Tuesday, April 29, 2014 11:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'd wager a lot that the Lin deal was driven by ownership.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 01:15 (eleven years ago)

what are mark jackson's objectionable methods? he has some preacher-like behaviors that i can see some people find grating, but ...

Probably his objections to marriage equality.

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 01:17 (eleven years ago)

Kirking

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 01:34 (eleven years ago)

It's also possible that Warriors ownership/front office are the cretinous bunch, wouldn't be a new thing exactly round these parts.

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 01:38 (eleven years ago)

ZBo the artist out there tonight

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 02:00 (eleven years ago)

good job on the bulls putting up the sex number tonight

Clay, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 02:29 (eleven years ago)

excruciating last couple minutes there

lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 02:31 (eleven years ago)

http://t.co/O0w8pUbFF3

Clay, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 02:32 (eleven years ago)

Thibodeau already planning to make jimmy butler play 48 minutes a game in the drew league

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 02:36 (eleven years ago)

good look on the clips crowd

Clay, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 02:38 (eleven years ago)

i thought the rockets signing lin was a move for the asian market

micah, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 02:42 (eleven years ago)

Deandre dressed fresh to death and Blake looks like a rodeo clown

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 02:43 (eleven years ago)

Can't say I ever would have guessed that the Wizards would be the second team to finish off their opponents

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 02:44 (eleven years ago)

I expect clips fans to go nuts. They've been hating Donald Sterling for the last THIRTY YEARS.

Well like the 100 of them who were fans that whole time

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 02:44 (eleven years ago)

Being a Clips fan for those entire thirty years would kill most people.

Aimless, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 02:53 (eleven years ago)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rvFfNUQOjpM/TSk44SvLeGI/AAAAAAAAAYM/fnNBYcVayaI/s1600/MiracleMax.jpg

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 02:54 (eleven years ago)

whoa this would have been so dope http://blogs.mercurynews.com/thompson/2014/04/29/warriors-had-the-blueprint-for-a-dramatic-boycott-ready-to-go/

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 02:55 (eleven years ago)

thinking back to the heat and the trayvon martin stuff and even going back a little further with the way some of the players took control of the union during the lockout, i feel like the nba has to have the most progressive players in all of major American sports and it's probably not a contest

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 02:56 (eleven years ago)

Memphis pissing away this series

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 03:34 (eleven years ago)

this doesn't bode well for OKC even if they escape

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 03:37 (eleven years ago)

is any team playing well

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 03:37 (eleven years ago)

wizards and heat apparently

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 03:37 (eleven years ago)

i couldn't tell if the Heat were playing well

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 03:38 (eleven years ago)

they won all their games ergo they play well #logic

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 03:39 (eleven years ago)

man I think this is off Durant but it's so weird

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 03:40 (eleven years ago)

man if pre-championship LeBron has the fourth quarter KD is having right is it would have been a national scandal

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 03:42 (eleven years ago)

had**

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 03:42 (eleven years ago)

incredible

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 03:45 (eleven years ago)

the things that happen to the grizzlies in the playoffs...

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 03:46 (eleven years ago)

LET RUSSELL BE RUSSELL

k3vin k., Wednesday, 30 April 2014 03:47 (eleven years ago)

didn't even get a fucking shot off smh

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 03:47 (eleven years ago)

SMH for life if Memphis loses this game

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 03:48 (eleven years ago)

Westbrook is 10-29

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 03:48 (eleven years ago)

Lol

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 03:49 (eleven years ago)

is this on nbatv or something?

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 03:51 (eleven years ago)

Tony Allen smfh

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 03:52 (eleven years ago)

a deranged thunder fan is gonna murder mike miller one of these days

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 03:53 (eleven years ago)

looked like ibaka stepped out of bounds there but no ref was in position

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 03:58 (eleven years ago)

double OT would make sense

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 03:59 (eleven years ago)

really enjoy watching conley play

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 04:00 (eleven years ago)

yo how has Memphis not run a single play for mike miller in like the last half an hour

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 04:01 (eleven years ago)

ha i didn't know this was even on tonight, guess i get to catch the last 27.5 seconds though

Clay, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 04:03 (eleven years ago)

joey crawford lost his mind maybe that's cool

Clay, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 04:04 (eleven years ago)

let's ban joey crawford while we're at it he's probably a racist too

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 04:04 (eleven years ago)

joey crawford just straight iced a shooter in a crucial playoff game

Clay, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 04:05 (eleven years ago)

holy shit crawford

k3vin k., Wednesday, 30 April 2014 04:05 (eleven years ago)

joey's gotta have 5 grand on memphis

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 04:05 (eleven years ago)

you can hear joey off camera yelling at the scorer's table "WHEN I TELL YOU TO DO SOMETHING, DO IT"

Clay, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 04:06 (eleven years ago)

what was that about exactly?

k3vin k., Wednesday, 30 April 2014 04:06 (eleven years ago)

all the broadcasters could figure out was maybe they didn't add the foul to the in-game stat tracker and this was enough for joey to get more incensed than i've been in my entire life

Clay, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 04:07 (eleven years ago)

wait what what

Clay, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 04:08 (eleven years ago)

oh no basket n/m

Clay, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 04:09 (eleven years ago)

congrats on your win joey crawford

Clay, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 04:09 (eleven years ago)

you could write 10,000 words about this game

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 04:10 (eleven years ago)

wow im just following this thread and box score, gotta watch highlights in the AM

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 04:10 (eleven years ago)

man, such huge referendum games for OKC and the pacers coming up. we're getting June-level drama in april

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 04:11 (eleven years ago)

okc struggling makes me nervous for the spurs tomorrow *chatteringteeth.jpg*

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 04:12 (eleven years ago)

Westbrook 44-128 in this series

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 04:15 (eleven years ago)

the "plays" those teams ran in the last 10 minutes...

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 04:16 (eleven years ago)

Westbrook 44-128 in this series

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, April 29, 2014 9:15 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark

vs harden 36-103 in one less game

Clay, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 04:26 (eleven years ago)

that joerger didn't try and get miller a look after dude canned two threes on b2b possessions to start overtime is beyond me

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 04:39 (eleven years ago)

s t e p h

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 04:39 (eleven years ago)

30-10-13 for russ on... 10/30 shooting. the man is a rubik's cube

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 04:52 (eleven years ago)

this 'we are one' chant is creeping me out

Clay, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 04:57 (eleven years ago)

wow blake spinning fading j

Clay, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 04:59 (eleven years ago)

are we gonna have to hear Mark Jackson every thursday night again

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 05:00 (eleven years ago)

is "common foul" some kinda new parlance, i don't ever recall hearing it in my life before a couple weeks ago and now i hear it every game

Clay, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 05:02 (eleven years ago)

Steve Kerr might be a good coach but he still hasn't figured out why it's not an 8 second violation when the clock shows 16.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 05:03 (eleven years ago)

chuck on fire again on sterling on inside the nba

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 05:52 (eleven years ago)

going from chuck talking about economic inequality in america to shaq shitting out of his mouth was actually insulting, no idea why TNT subjects us to this or why the show is still so incredible

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 05:53 (eleven years ago)

crawford icing durant is still the most inexplicable thing

Clay, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 06:05 (eleven years ago)

john wall yelling "awesome" in the tunnel >>>

Clay, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 06:09 (eleven years ago)

Curry turnover issues finally caught him when it counted the most.

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 07:04 (eleven years ago)

Wow was shaq high when he started talking about the sterling thing? Said te same thing 3 times jumbled around cleared his throat called him "Daniel Stern" omg dude please retire

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 07:10 (eleven years ago)

"David Silver"

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 07:15 (eleven years ago)

Whatever he said it was wrong idk

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 07:16 (eleven years ago)

Joey Crawford strikes again. Unbelievable, how can we get this guy out of the league?

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 07:22 (eleven years ago)

as much as the players seem to be performing an "occupy the nba" moment it seems like it might as well be time for some out with the old. just get rid of the remaining trash vestiges of stern this off-season imo.

Clay, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 07:48 (eleven years ago)

joey crawford just straight iced a shooter in a crucial playoff game

― Clay, Wednesday, April 30, 2014 12:05 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this guy shd srsly be executed he is worse than hitler unbelievable

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 12:32 (eleven years ago)

Chris Palmer ‏@ChrisPalmerNBA 1h -- Heat vs. Wizards in the Eastern Conference Finals.

dare to dream.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 12:57 (eleven years ago)

wow daring prediction chris palmer

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 13:01 (eleven years ago)

hahaha

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 13:56 (eleven years ago)

@ESPNStatsInfo: Thunder-Grizzlies series is the first 1st NBA playoff series with 4 consecutive OT games

crazy

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 14:03 (eleven years ago)

Still trying to figure out if that means the coaches are both bad or what

Nhex, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 15:07 (eleven years ago)

if okc loses this series we will finally be free of scotty brooks all praise due to the most high

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 15:08 (eleven years ago)

marc gasol

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 15:08 (eleven years ago)

if okc loses this series we will finally be free of scotty brooks all praise due to the most high

― lag∞n, Wednesday, April 30, 2014 11:08 AM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

shit yeah this is a good point

k3vin k., Wednesday, 30 April 2014 15:36 (eleven years ago)

anyone have any insight into griz adjustments that countered how okc was just running every play in the first game and completely overwhelming the griz w their athleticism

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 15:46 (eleven years ago)

if okc loses this series we will finally be free of scotty brooks all praise due to the most high

― lag∞n, Wednesday, April 30, 2014 11:08 AM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

shit yeah this is a good point

― k3vin k., Wednesday, April 30, 2014 11:36 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is like reason #1a that i'm rooting for memphis

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 15:51 (eleven years ago)

This first round is really fun. WE ARE HAVING FUN YET.

Shot at the end of reg was JUST a hair late by zbo and then the one by Ibaka to win in OT was exactly the same. Game of inches and milliseconds.

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 15:56 (eleven years ago)

you can always count on a stretch of at least 7 minutes per game where the grizz score no baskets.

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 15:56 (eleven years ago)

FUN? Hell yes! If the East can't produce a good game of hoops, at least it has provided us with some crazy upsets.

Aimless, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 15:59 (eleven years ago)

i don't care if they lost, that steal by russ was still one of the greatest things ever

k3vin k., Wednesday, 30 April 2014 16:00 (eleven years ago)

that was seriously amazing

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 16:03 (eleven years ago)

very rare

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 16:04 (eleven years ago)

link?

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 16:06 (eleven years ago)

did not see the game no nbatv :(

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 16:06 (eleven years ago)

http://nba.si.com/2014/04/29/russell-westbrook-steal-dunk-game-5-thunder-grizzlies/

conley had dribbled out 20 seconds of the clock and was about to put the thunder in a really tough spot, then this happened

k3vin k., Wednesday, 30 April 2014 16:08 (eleven years ago)

men up 2 and a chance to put the game away..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkoGsmABRaA

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 16:09 (eleven years ago)

sory

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 16:09 (eleven years ago)

niice

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 16:12 (eleven years ago)

you should watch full game highlights cos zbo had a shot that went in with those 5 remaining seconds but was barely in his hand when the buzzer went off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJEhkovS2JA

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 16:15 (eleven years ago)

grizz led by 20 late in the 3rd and then literally stopped playing for like 10 minutes to make it exciting

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 16:17 (eleven years ago)

also Joey Crawford bro

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 16:19 (eleven years ago)

http://deadspin.com/joey-crawford-is-still-a-shit-1569760901

k3vin k., Wednesday, 30 April 2014 16:20 (eleven years ago)

i saw the crawford clip and cried tears of rage there is no one i hate more in this world he shd be kicked to death

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 16:21 (eleven years ago)

obv these guys had it right
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--2g4_2kc7--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/187020o1j2znvjpg.jpg

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 16:24 (eleven years ago)

otm

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 16:26 (eleven years ago)

This first round is really fun. WE ARE HAVING FUN YET.

― kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Wednesday, April 30, 2014

this is the best set of round-one series i can remember in my lifetime.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 16:30 (eleven years ago)

yeah well have to see how it all plays out but so far theres no argument

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 16:31 (eleven years ago)

7 overtime games between two series that are even done yet? my lord

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 16:33 (eleven years ago)

and we dont have to watch the bulls anymore, and a 1 seed that was HIGHLY favored to win it all for 3/4 of the season is down 3-2. and we got to rid ourselves of sterling.

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 16:39 (eleven years ago)

if silver fires crawford i will build a shrine to him in my house

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 16:41 (eleven years ago)

We would need an ILH pizza party or something.

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 16:43 (eleven years ago)

def stoked to not have to feel any sort of obligation to watch Bulls again this year, ugh what a painful experience, watching them try to score over and over each game

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 17:04 (eleven years ago)

v painful

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 17:05 (eleven years ago)

Tom Haberstroh ‏@tomhaberstroh 50s
Cool fact: the Grizzlies have passed the ball nearly 500 times more than OKC in this series.

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 19:24 (eleven years ago)

ha wow

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 19:24 (eleven years ago)

wonder what that % is

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 19:25 (eleven years ago)

i wonder if the thunder could just fire scotty brooks before the next game and get hornaceck on loan from phoenix

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 19:27 (eleven years ago)

you know, even if that was legal, clay bennett would still be too cheap to do it

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 19:28 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmeseduCMAAs0gi.jpg

moullet, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 19:39 (eleven years ago)

would've been better if the final panel showed dwight saying "awesome!"

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 19:46 (eleven years ago)

dwight is outside the huddle, watching the spongebob marathon on nickelodeon.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 19:47 (eleven years ago)

lol xp

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 19:47 (eleven years ago)

we're extremely close to entering the lebron circa 2011 psycho analysis portion of durant's career if we're not there already http://dailythunder.com/2014/04/is-this-it/

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 21:24 (eleven years ago)

good post tho

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 21:24 (eleven years ago)

i guess that should just be "psychoanalysis"

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 21:24 (eleven years ago)

psycho psychoanalysis

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 21:30 (eleven years ago)

Holy crap Joey Crawford really did ice durant and also was disrespectful to the scorers table

What a dong

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 21:56 (eleven years ago)

yeah i'm more angry about him treating people on the scorers table that way

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 21:57 (eleven years ago)

http://cdn1.vox-cdn.com/assets/4385373/dr-jack-2.jpg

love the tartan, cool gesture

Clay, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 21:58 (eleven years ago)

not bad

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 21:59 (eleven years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=4962968&boardid=77&threadid=505

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 22:02 (eleven years ago)

that seriously took me a minute

Clay, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 22:06 (eleven years ago)

Spottie what is that link I'm not a 77er

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 22:08 (eleven years ago)

As noted upthread I'm also relieved we don't have to watch the bulls struggle to get to 74 points and look at sad Derrick rose in his official playoffs suit anymore

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 22:09 (eleven years ago)

a link to "too much time on ilx"

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 22:09 (eleven years ago)

Blazer's sole championship year was 1977 under Dr. Jack Ramsey, head coach, who is now in hospice.

Aimless, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 22:10 (eleven years ago)

As noted upthread I'm also relieved we don't have to watch the bulls struggle to get to 74 points and look at sad Derrick rose in his official playoffs suit anymore

― z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, April 30, 2014 3:09 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

at least last year they had nate to make it fun for a minute or two. this year we were forced to watch DJ Lolgustine and MOR Dunleavey

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 22:12 (eleven years ago)

we're extremely close to entering the lebron circa 2011 psycho analysis portion of durant's career if we're not there already http://dailythunder.com/2014/04/is-this-it/

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, April 30, 2014 2:24 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this was good

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 22:16 (eleven years ago)

Blazer's sole championship year was 1977 under Dr. Jack Ramsey, head coach, who is now in hospice.

oof aimless sorry to say dr jack passed a couple days ago

Clay, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 22:21 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmgRrhQIgAAItJ4.jpg

polyphonic, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 23:12 (eleven years ago)

lmao its not even the actual lint roller

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 23:27 (eleven years ago)

lint roller voucher

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 23:27 (eleven years ago)

if the rappers score a hundred points everyone gets a free lint roller

Clay, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 23:31 (eleven years ago)

if they score 100 lint will be permanently eradicated in the greater toronto area

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 23:33 (eleven years ago)

basketblolz

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 23:39 (eleven years ago)

dr jack passed a couple days ago

well damn. I don't think it is an exaggeration to say he had at least four bouts of cancer that he battled with. RIP Dr. Jack.

Aimless, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 23:43 (eleven years ago)

plz plzzzzz

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 May 2014 00:10 (eleven years ago)

Shaq should learn to knit and start a new career as a shawl designer/maker. ASAP.

Aimless, Thursday, 1 May 2014 00:27 (eleven years ago)

@BrooklynNets
#Nets fans take note- this is what a playoff crowd sounds like..set your DVD and take notes #RAPTORSvNETS - LR

smdh

mookieproof, Thursday, 1 May 2014 00:34 (eleven years ago)

god shaq is so lame ffs

Clay, Thursday, 1 May 2014 00:35 (eleven years ago)

Despite the self-deprecating gesture, however, many members of the public continue to criticize O'Neal for what he did, particularly in light of the recent outrage over racist comments made by Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling who has been banned for life for his actions.

lol wut

k3vin k., Thursday, 1 May 2014 00:36 (eleven years ago)

He is the worst

Nightmare tv scenario next year is Kerr is a coach Reggie gets bumped to the big games with marv, mark Jackson gets fired and returns to abc and takes Reggie's spot on the second Thursday games also Kenny and Chuck retire and inside becomes all Shaq twitter jokes BBQ CHICKEN

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 1 May 2014 00:39 (eleven years ago)

Hey Danny green I remember him

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 1 May 2014 00:40 (eleven years ago)

lol wut

― k3vin k., Thursday, May 1, 2014 12:36 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

article also says that the "Self-deprecating gesture" was posting a photo of shrek.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 1 May 2014 00:42 (eleven years ago)

Hey Danny green I remember him

remember when Danny Green was almost mvp of the finals for a minute

Clay, Thursday, 1 May 2014 00:45 (eleven years ago)

Kyle Lowry banked in 3 to end the half sure why not the power of drake compels you

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 1 May 2014 00:49 (eleven years ago)

Lowry is a tough SOB

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 1 May 2014 00:49 (eleven years ago)

Vinsanity!

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 1 May 2014 00:51 (eleven years ago)

dantoni out

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:20 (eleven years ago)

he's gotta be done right? been a disastrous last couple stops.

Clay, Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:25 (eleven years ago)

super weird lineup for spurs right now

k3vin k., Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:26 (eleven years ago)

I'm enjoying the work of one Patrick Thrills in this series

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:26 (eleven years ago)

i thought i just heard they were keeping dantoni, oh well

call all destroyer, Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:33 (eleven years ago)

reports saying resigned where they usually say fired not sure what to make of that

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:35 (eleven years ago)

man what a disastrous hire that was

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:36 (eleven years ago)

not a good situation for diantoni, either

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:41 (eleven years ago)

being coach of both the Knicks and the Lakers, if there's a basketball hell he's goin'

Clay, Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:42 (eleven years ago)

Ethan J. Skolnick ‏@EthanJSkolnick 1h -- Kobe Bryant player-coach. Make that happen.

omg yes.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:42 (eleven years ago)

hahaha yes, make that happen

balls, Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:44 (eleven years ago)

swaggy p player-coach

k3vin k., Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:45 (eleven years ago)

oh boy sorry guys I'll be completely freaking out for the next three hours enjoy

Clay, Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:46 (eleven years ago)

this is Portland's first chance to eliminate an opponent since a first round game seven against Dallas in like 2003 iirc so I am kinda amped maybe some

Clay, Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:50 (eleven years ago)

Ben Higgins @BenHigginsSD 12m -- SOURCE: @SteveKerrTNT would be interested in speaking to the Lakers about their now vacant head coaching position.

heehee

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:56 (eleven years ago)

I think the Lakers should hire Hoiberg since they're rebuilding. Kerr doesn't seem like a rebuilding hire to me.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:57 (eleven years ago)

I wonder if D'Antoni could work in Minnesota?

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:57 (eleven years ago)

I think the Lakers should hire Hoiberg since they're rebuilding. Kerr doesn't seem like a rebuilding hire to me.

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, April 30, 2014

if that's true, why would kerr go to the knicks?

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:58 (eleven years ago)

probably one of the better fits possible xp

call all destroyer, Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:59 (eleven years ago)

Earvin Magic Johnson ‏@MagicJohnson 1h -- Happy days are here again! Mike D'Antoni resigns as the Lakers coach. I couldn't be happier!

harsh. seems out of character for magic.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:59 (eleven years ago)

I think the presumption is that Kerr would go to the Knicks (sans Melo) based on a PJax jedi mind trick and because he's one of the few guys ready to run the triangle.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:00 (eleven years ago)

magic feeling no pain after taking down sterling

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:01 (eleven years ago)

Raptors are having a catastrophic collapse rn btw

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:01 (eleven years ago)

Good. NBA for Americans.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:02 (eleven years ago)

can't consider it a collapse when the opposing team has the league's best coach.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:02 (eleven years ago)

wow

johnny crunch, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:02 (eleven years ago)

Casey might be a good defensive coach but as a head coach idk

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:04 (eleven years ago)

Raptors were the best 4th quarter teamm in the NBA

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:06 (eleven years ago)

maybe a 26 point lead makes the fourth quarter kind of third quartery

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:07 (eleven years ago)

parsons killin it

Clay, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:08 (eleven years ago)

weird crunch time lineup for the nets

call all destroyer, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:08 (eleven years ago)

wow wtf was that play by toronto

k3vin k., Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:10 (eleven years ago)

gotta stick with the lineup that brought you back

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:11 (eleven years ago)

mirza onions

k3vin k., Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:11 (eleven years ago)

holy shit lowry

k3vin k., Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:11 (eleven years ago)

omg lowry

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:11 (eleven years ago)

lowry...

k3vin k., Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:12 (eleven years ago)

what lowry has done in this series on a busted knee is really amazing stuff

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:12 (eleven years ago)

lowry is v. good

call all destroyer, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:12 (eleven years ago)

paul pierce -31

mookieproof, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:13 (eleven years ago)

parsons 7 straight points, barks in mo Williams' face, commits flagrant foul on williams (downgraded to common foul), this dude brought the fire tonight

Clay, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:13 (eleven years ago)

i liked this game better when toronto was leading by 25.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:13 (eleven years ago)

third 4 point play of the quarter for the raptors

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:16 (eleven years ago)

err the nets

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:16 (eleven years ago)

this shit is insane

k3vin k., Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:17 (eleven years ago)

anderson does kick the legs a lot...

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:17 (eleven years ago)

third 4 point play of the quarter for the (nets)

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, April 30, 2014 10:16 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha what

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:18 (eleven years ago)

one mirza two anderson

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:19 (eleven years ago)

kray

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:19 (eleven years ago)

lol playing sloan in the arena in toronto

call all destroyer, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:20 (eleven years ago)

wow the nets let a lot of time go there

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:20 (eleven years ago)

gonna be 1 shot either way but yeah

k3vin k., Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:21 (eleven years ago)

intentional foul!

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:23 (eleven years ago)

holy shit, is that gonna be goaltending???

k3vin k., Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:24 (eleven years ago)

lol

lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:24 (eleven years ago)

wow at all that

Clay, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:24 (eleven years ago)

holy shit holy shit

k3vin k., Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:24 (eleven years ago)

no it was a backcourt violation

lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:24 (eleven years ago)

should blatche not have intentionally missed and then nets could have tried to pick off the inbounds?

lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:25 (eleven years ago)

ahhh

k3vin k., Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:25 (eleven years ago)

they'd blown the whistle pretty clearly before all that but wtf jonas

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:25 (eleven years ago)

that's absolutely a goaltend Jesus Christ that's the dumbest way to lose a playoff game I can imagine if they called it

Clay, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:26 (eleven years ago)

not having a timeout there was so brutal

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:26 (eleven years ago)

WHOA GRIEVIS

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:26 (eleven years ago)

wow, how dumb do you have to be to inbound the ball into the backcourt there?

k3vin k., Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:26 (eleven years ago)

jonas NEVER would have lived that down

call all destroyer, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:27 (eleven years ago)

THANK YOU BASED GOD.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:28 (eleven years ago)

https://vine.co/v/MrqHJlxhaUD

k3vin k., Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:29 (eleven years ago)

that was great!

lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:30 (eleven years ago)

think you mean thank you based drake

Clay, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:31 (eleven years ago)

i do not know who that is.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:31 (eleven years ago)

he is a cool guy

Clay, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:32 (eleven years ago)

a lint free guy

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)

then i will check out his artwork and subscribe to his newsletter.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)

Hou looks great and Por looks bad, u have been updated

Clay, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:36 (eleven years ago)

man how many times has matthews fouled harden on a jumper this series

k3vin k., Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:36 (eleven years ago)

I'm behind real time but around 8 minutes to go in the second Matthews got the ball fairly open in the corner for three and harden sunk away and ran to guard someone else, I just don't know anymore

Clay, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:38 (eleven years ago)

this is not going so well

Clay, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:42 (eleven years ago)

rockets seem due for a blow out win, maybe this'll be it. with inevitable loss in portland.

ryan, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:45 (eleven years ago)

seems like all the games have started this way with the blazers having bad first quarters and the rockets starting hot. not positive this one's over yet.

Clay, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:48 (eleven years ago)

yeah, cue Portland run just now!

ryan, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:48 (eleven years ago)

I stopped watching so as not to jinx the blazers. They've done better when I abstain until the inevitable OT.

Aimless, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:50 (eleven years ago)

holy shit linsanity

Clay, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:52 (eleven years ago)

some more good harden D he literally scratches his head like whered that guy come from http://twitpic.com/e2jvjt

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:54 (eleven years ago)

chuck is just baiting shaq when he shits on dwight right

Clay, Thursday, 1 May 2014 03:00 (eleven years ago)

I see from a stats site that Lillard leads all Blazers in rebounding, scoring and assists at the half. Go Great Dame!

Aimless, Thursday, 1 May 2014 03:03 (eleven years ago)

WES

Clay, Thursday, 1 May 2014 03:18 (eleven years ago)

oh wow Beverley was in the hospital

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 1 May 2014 03:22 (eleven years ago)

feel bad for pat bev, i have become such a baby abt being sick and he's in a friggin playoff game

call all destroyer, Thursday, 1 May 2014 03:22 (eleven years ago)

Asik is a nice finisher when he's able to catch it

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 1 May 2014 03:23 (eleven years ago)

there's been so many randomly vicious fouls in these playoffs

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 1 May 2014 03:31 (eleven years ago)

if the blazers eliminate the rockets in this game, i will buy two dozen dunkin' doughnuts™ for the team to share. i'll ship them cross-country, if need be. offer good for game five only.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 1 May 2014 03:35 (eleven years ago)

this series is too much

Clay, Thursday, 1 May 2014 03:38 (eleven years ago)

is Harden going to have a good game in this series?

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 1 May 2014 03:39 (eleven years ago)

Matthews deserves more credit, he's made some amazing defensive plays

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 1 May 2014 03:39 (eleven years ago)

the threes are insane stop everyone stop it's crazy

Clay, Thursday, 1 May 2014 03:40 (eleven years ago)

is Harden going to have a good game in this series?

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, April 30, 2014 8:39 PM (29 seconds ago) Bookmark

lol nope

Clay, Thursday, 1 May 2014 03:40 (eleven years ago)

here we go again

ryan, Thursday, 1 May 2014 03:44 (eleven years ago)

batum has had a fantastic game

call all destroyer, Thursday, 1 May 2014 03:56 (eleven years ago)

batum making some big boy plays

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 1 May 2014 03:57 (eleven years ago)

nervous.jpg

Clay, Thursday, 1 May 2014 03:58 (eleven years ago)

trail blizzles gonna take this shit, watch

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 1 May 2014 03:59 (eleven years ago)

god get fucking seth macfarlane off my tv forever cant we all agree on that

Clay, Thursday, 1 May 2014 04:00 (eleven years ago)

scared of this squad right now!

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 1 May 2014 04:01 (eleven years ago)

being in the penalty with 8 to go is a death sentence

Clay, Thursday, 1 May 2014 04:01 (eleven years ago)

looks like that mcfarlane movie has his classic brand of humor where someone says something happened and then they show you the thing that happened

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 1 May 2014 04:02 (eleven years ago)

dwight howard, former zillion time defense player of the year, biting on a robin lopez pump fake

Clay, Thursday, 1 May 2014 04:03 (eleven years ago)

harden doesn't want to shoot

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 1 May 2014 04:03 (eleven years ago)

no one will even give him the ball

Clay, Thursday, 1 May 2014 04:03 (eleven years ago)

lol that jump ball was the series in a nutshell

ryan, Thursday, 1 May 2014 04:04 (eleven years ago)

okay i'm freaking out now

Clay, Thursday, 1 May 2014 04:04 (eleven years ago)

Harden came down with the ball last possession and just decided to bail after one move

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 1 May 2014 04:05 (eleven years ago)

how is lillard this hardcore

Clay, Thursday, 1 May 2014 04:05 (eleven years ago)

rough quarter for Asik

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 1 May 2014 04:06 (eleven years ago)

asik played much better defense on lma tonite

call all destroyer, Thursday, 1 May 2014 04:06 (eleven years ago)

blazers need to get some 3 looks for wes and nic

call all destroyer, Thursday, 1 May 2014 04:07 (eleven years ago)

Harden moves his feet laterally!

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 1 May 2014 04:07 (eleven years ago)

houston should bench harden for daniels i am serious btw

Clay, Thursday, 1 May 2014 04:08 (eleven years ago)

aw that might do it

call all destroyer, Thursday, 1 May 2014 04:09 (eleven years ago)

blazers are rushing eveyrthing

Clay, Thursday, 1 May 2014 04:10 (eleven years ago)

goddamnit i have a gig friday at a place w/o tvs don't do this to meeeeeeeeee

Clay, Thursday, 1 May 2014 04:10 (eleven years ago)

rockets twitter kind of amusing right now, no one is confident

ryan, Thursday, 1 May 2014 04:14 (eleven years ago)

welp

Clay, Thursday, 1 May 2014 04:16 (eleven years ago)

these teams are worn out

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 1 May 2014 04:19 (eleven years ago)

the convo abt various kinds of pressure on inside the nba was one of the worst thing i've ever sat through in my life

Clay, Thursday, 1 May 2014 04:41 (eleven years ago)

i couldn't believe how long that went on for

Nhex, Thursday, 1 May 2014 05:31 (eleven years ago)

really watching a lot less inside the nba these days. was one of my favorite shows for years, especially during playoff time, but shaw has done me in. we need to start a campaign

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Thursday, 1 May 2014 08:18 (eleven years ago)

shaqqqqq

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Thursday, 1 May 2014 08:19 (eleven years ago)

http://m.imgur.com/a/U8VdV

The thin line between love and hate has never been more real to me.

Clay, Thursday, 1 May 2014 09:08 (eleven years ago)

A sign of how serious my Linsons shipping is, I've seen all of those before =-0

, Thursday, 1 May 2014 09:11 (eleven years ago)

Were we posting Linsons slash last time?

http://i.imgur.com/WKA9vCD.png

, Thursday, 1 May 2014 09:21 (eleven years ago)

I think you've seen them all before b/c you posted the link like 18 months ago!

Clay, Thursday, 1 May 2014 09:29 (eleven years ago)

Wait, Pringle is an asshole why is it surprising that Magic expressed glee at his resignation?

tsrobodo, Thursday, 1 May 2014 10:47 (eleven years ago)

he is? he comes off like a befuddled, semi-confused friendly-ish guy.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 1 May 2014 11:58 (eleven years ago)

its just very unprofessional

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 May 2014 12:55 (eleven years ago)

and dickish

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 May 2014 12:55 (eleven years ago)

also in his analyst days magic didn't really show a great understanding of... who is good and who is not in modern nba

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 1 May 2014 14:24 (eleven years ago)

"Chandler, shave your facial hair for me?"
"Whuh, why?"
"Oh, nothing, I just think it would make you look kind of like Landry -- which would be...funny! Really funny, right, you would look like Landry! Never mind, just playin around dude!"

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 May 2014 14:31 (eleven years ago)

seriously questioning how much more of the playoffs I'm gonna watch if I have to see that Seth Macfarlane commercial every ten minutes

frogbs, Thursday, 1 May 2014 14:34 (eleven years ago)

wow they're really turning on KD

https://twitter.com/SBN_Ricky/status/461880945696862208

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 1 May 2014 14:53 (eleven years ago)

o man

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 May 2014 14:54 (eleven years ago)

jeez

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Thursday, 1 May 2014 14:55 (eleven years ago)

Mr. Welost

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 May 2014 14:56 (eleven years ago)

aw man that's so unfair to kd

call all destroyer, Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:00 (eleven years ago)

visions of kd in a lakers uniform rn

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:02 (eleven years ago)

gross

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:03 (eleven years ago)

more like russell

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:03 (eleven years ago)

yeah i've figured russ goes to la, kd houston

balls, Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:04 (eleven years ago)

who shd coach okc tho

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:05 (eleven years ago)

they need to bring home a couple rings to keep these dudes in state

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:05 (eleven years ago)

man fuck okc, can't wait until they're just another mediocre franchise praying for lottery luck.

balls, Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:06 (eleven years ago)

wonder if a bad team there could hold up

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:06 (eleven years ago)

balls otm

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:07 (eleven years ago)

yeah i've figured russ goes to la, kd houston

― balls, Thursday, May 1, 2014 11:04 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

jalen made this exact prediction preseason btw

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:09 (eleven years ago)

i think right now my preferred scenario might be KD going back home to DC to form big 3 2.0 with wall & beal

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:09 (eleven years ago)

god yes

balls, Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:10 (eleven years ago)

that would be cool actually

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:10 (eleven years ago)

that would be crazed, dc prob have to give up one of those guys to get him tho

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:11 (eleven years ago)

wall & beal are sort of the ideal backcourt pairing for durant. one guy is a born distributer who is deadly on the fastbreak but doesn't need to be shooting, the other is a dead eyed shooter who would make it hard for teams to double durant unless they want to see threes rain down

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:11 (eleven years ago)

man fuck okc, can't wait until they're just another mediocre franchise praying for lottery luck.

― balls, Thursday, May 1, 2014 11:06 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cosign

call all destroyer, Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:12 (eleven years ago)

i support okc keeping the band together w a real coach u all are such haters who wont know what you had until its gone theyre a very compelling team w cool interesting players and maybe fisher will retire

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:13 (eleven years ago)

that would be crazed, dc prob have to give up one of those guys to get him tho

― lag∞n, Thursday, May 1, 2014 11:11 AM (20 seconds ago) Bookmark

yeah idk about the salary stuff, though beal might be young enough that his salary won't escalate as high as a max veteran's would

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:13 (eleven years ago)

yeah dude not giving that team a fraction of my thoughts while they employ Fisher xp

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:14 (eleven years ago)

man fuck okc, can't wait until they're just another mediocre franchise praying for lottery luck.

― balls, Thursday, May 1, 2014 11:06 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cosign

― call all destroyer, Thursday, May 1, 2014 11:12 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

it's really much easier to stomach okc's turmoil when you remember that the owner is clay bennett

that's a true #neverforget

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:14 (eleven years ago)

my understanding dc is m/l maxed out

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:14 (eleven years ago)

Sometimes my conspiratorial mind thinks the NBA is a bit rigged against good small-market teams that don't manage to capture the hearts and minds of fans nationally. Like it seems like they always fall apart faster, are less likely to create dynasties, etc.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:14 (eleven years ago)

all this i hate clay bennett i hate derek fisher talk is a perfect portrait of how a hater deprives themself of pleasure and calls it virtue, those are minor characters dudes, the only true villain in okc is scotty brooks

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:17 (eleven years ago)

also worth considering okc cld easily still win the chip this year... or they cld be fishing tomorrow ITS THE 2014 NBA PLAYOFFS HOLD ONTO YR HATS FOLKS

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:23 (eleven years ago)

whatever it's criminal that kd and russ should have to try to win with a bad collection of role players and a bad coach, like maybe okc could fix both those things but they've had like 4 years and haven't, i won't shed a tear for them if it gets blown up

call all destroyer, Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:30 (eleven years ago)

they dont have a bad collection of role players tho! theyve got good dudes! young improving ones too!

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:31 (eleven years ago)

all of their problems stem from a ruthlessly cheap owner, never forget

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:41 (eleven years ago)

idk about all of them but yes many of them

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:43 (eleven years ago)

prob good for them that the new cba is forcing almost all owners to be ruthlessly cheap

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:43 (eleven years ago)

yeah i've figured russ goes to la, kd houston

― balls, Thursday, May 1, 2014

you couldn't pick a more gross, unappealing set of landing spots for these two. durant to the wizards is intriguing.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:06 (eleven years ago)

russ in LA seems like it has to happen at some point

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:12 (eleven years ago)

blech.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:14 (eleven years ago)

reunite bffs russ n love

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:14 (eleven years ago)

Sometimes my conspiratorial mind thinks the NBA is a bit rigged against good small-market teams that don't manage to capture the hearts and minds of fans nationally. Like it seems like they always fall apart faster, are less likely to create dynasties, etc.

― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, May 1, 2014 11:14 AM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lol spurs say no

The general basketball fan spent a decade bitching about how boring they were while they won titles and went deep in the OFFS every year and they're still together and rocking

Meanwhile teams in Chicago New York and Boston basically sucked so if there were sternspiracies they were p poorly executed

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:18 (eleven years ago)

Also dynasties r hard u need a top 20 all timer a great coach another couple stars and some good ass roleplayers and also no bad luck

I will accept the webber kings as an example of a good small market team likely murdered by conspiracy tho

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:20 (eleven years ago)

I can't believe I turned off that nets raptors game when it was a ~24 point lead and it somehow got competitive

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:22 (eleven years ago)

still havent watched a full game of the Nets since bropez went down. why did PP not play in the 4th at all?

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:23 (eleven years ago)

raptors/nets (and wiz/bulls partly) is the one series this round i've decided to sacrifice as to keep up some pretense of spending time with other people, including the person i live with and profess to love

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:24 (eleven years ago)

otm

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:26 (eleven years ago)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww https://twitter.com/MamaDurant/status/461896829332766720

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:26 (eleven years ago)

well also Heat / Cats once AL went down xp

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:26 (eleven years ago)

def not enough KD mom in these playoffs

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:27 (eleven years ago)

we see this every game but does it really ever get old? no of course not
http://media.giphy.com/media/4LZMbupmgAliLvGLJJ3a/giphy.gif

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:28 (eleven years ago)

no one spin cycles like tp

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:29 (eleven years ago)

tonys got the knack

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:30 (eleven years ago)

aw that kd mom tweet and all the responses, so cuet

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:33 (eleven years ago)

raptors/nets (and wiz/bulls partly) is the one series this round i've decided to sacrifice as to keep up some pretense of spending time with other people, including the person i live with and profess to love

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, May 1, 2014 12:24 PM (6 minutes ago)

aww

k3vin k., Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:38 (eleven years ago)

smh this is the offs man cmon

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:39 (eleven years ago)

i still record them but just zip through looking for fights/dunks etc

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:42 (eleven years ago)

nets bore me, idk why exactly, they're like generic decent basketball team. Even Deron is pretty generic for a star pg.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:46 (eleven years ago)

Joe Johnson too, just cannot get excited about Joe Johnson

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:47 (eleven years ago)

obv. and old KG is pretty sad to watch. i still worry about livingstons knees too :/

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:54 (eleven years ago)

pierce still does boss shit breaking peoples hearts, some of the time

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 May 2014 17:02 (eleven years ago)

http://cdn1.vox-cdn.com/assets/4337687/KDair.gif

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Thursday, 1 May 2014 17:38 (eleven years ago)

raptors/nets (and wiz/bulls partly) is the one series this round i've decided to sacrifice as to keep up some pretense of spending time with other people, including the person i live with and profess to love

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, May 1, 2014 12:24 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yellowcard

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 1 May 2014 17:49 (eleven years ago)

(I mostly skipped heat/cats and some of wiz/bulls too but the early starts are good for me, I've had to zoom through most of the late games on dvr at the crack of dawn)

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 1 May 2014 17:51 (eleven years ago)

lol who's head is that?

that Nets comeback was ridiculous and great. Joe Johnson actually showing up! pulling KG and Pierce off the floor was actually the right move, they almost stole that game

Nhex, Thursday, 1 May 2014 17:51 (eleven years ago)

lil b

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Thursday, 1 May 2014 18:04 (eleven years ago)

i picked this display name so i could change it to the 'the jimmer man' after the bulls won the title. too bad. ;_;

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 May 2014 20:04 (eleven years ago)

I picked Bulls in 6 over Wiz. It's on the record. It's also on the record that I knew I'd be wrong on my predictions.

Aimless, Thursday, 1 May 2014 20:06 (eleven years ago)

our predictions are looking like ncaa tourney brackets at this point.

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Thursday, 1 May 2014 20:09 (eleven years ago)

3 coaches could be fired by monday if tonight's games go a certain way

k3vin k., Thursday, 1 May 2014 20:14 (eleven years ago)

they should all just switch coaches

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 May 2014 20:16 (eleven years ago)

I think this is a legit good predic

@BillSimmons: I feel good about this prediction: Thibs traded for a future 1st round pick), then Chicago hires Fred Hoiberg.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 1 May 2014 20:27 (eleven years ago)

talking about it here mike woodson job search tracking thread, plus triangle offense knowledge assessment quiz (nba offseason news 2014)

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 1 May 2014 20:30 (eleven years ago)

"We're in Game 6 now, it's time to just switch things up," George said Thursday afternoon after the Pacers' shootaround, "and play a little smaller." [...]
"The way they play defense, they understand that they're small and they're going to double team, they're going to trap, they're going to pressure up because we're playing big," George said. "So to negate that, we have to play small and play their way." [...]
"It's just so unique, they play with five guys on the perimeter," George said about Atlanta. "You got to match up with their speed. We got to be able to attack them off the bounce and create as well off the bounce."

COACH MAN PLEASE TELL HIBBERT TO STAY HOME TODAY PLEASE

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Thursday, 1 May 2014 22:18 (eleven years ago)

chicago will hire zoidberg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xoP2ezvpU7I/TOpwOt_abqI/AAAAAAAAAoI/gJZ8nRSZkoU/s320/zoidberg.png

why not

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 1 May 2014 22:24 (eleven years ago)

pacers can't even break out of nbatv for an elimination game

Clay, Thursday, 1 May 2014 22:26 (eleven years ago)

paul george, sad man http://www.indystar.com/story/sports/nba/pacers/2014/04/30/paul-georges-journey-lesson-fame/8536227

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 May 2014 22:26 (eleven years ago)

hes having a great series and its just not helping

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 May 2014 22:27 (eleven years ago)

He still seems really boring

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 1 May 2014 22:47 (eleven years ago)

yeah hes boring whatre u gonna do

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 May 2014 22:48 (eleven years ago)

it's cuz of his name.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 1 May 2014 22:49 (eleven years ago)

to be fair, prince once had a song called bob george. and it was awesome.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 1 May 2014 22:49 (eleven years ago)

Haha btw someone who still lives in Indy told me that a rumor is swirling that PG slept with Valerie Cooke, Hibbert's now-wife.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Thursday, 1 May 2014 23:14 (eleven years ago)

oh no

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Thursday, 1 May 2014 23:16 (eleven years ago)

"slept with her before she began dating hibbert" would be awkward but not a big deal. "slept with her after she married hibbert," on the other hand. . .

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 1 May 2014 23:17 (eleven years ago)

PG smanging Hibbert's wife would explain a lot.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Thursday, 1 May 2014 23:24 (eleven years ago)

would explain everything

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Thursday, 1 May 2014 23:25 (eleven years ago)

it's weird, though, since up until now, you didn't hear paul george mentioned as part of the psychological problem? i assumed it was hibbert v. stephenson.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 1 May 2014 23:26 (eleven years ago)

Cope time.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Thursday, 1 May 2014 23:26 (eleven years ago)

http://cjzero.com/gifs/PaulGeorgeHeadLeanedBack.gif

its time !!!!

moullet, Thursday, 1 May 2014 23:27 (eleven years ago)

Eh, I think that Lance's irritability is kind of an open thing and everyone just runs w/ it.

PG mentioned insofar as his offensive game was pretty awful 2nd half of season.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Thursday, 1 May 2014 23:27 (eleven years ago)

Just going to put it out there that if the PG catfishing thing were also related to all of this, then I think our longform offseason story will be TNY rather than SI.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Thursday, 1 May 2014 23:30 (eleven years ago)

Metta World Peace ‏@MettaWorldPeace Apr 28
Wow!!! Didn't realize the Pacers lost. Come on Broad Ripple. Come one 38th st!!! Come on Whitestown!! Send the power to the Pacers!!!!

^^^^^^

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Thursday, 1 May 2014 23:33 (eleven years ago)

It's a crime that ATL couldn't figure out a way to get Dennis Schroder into their rotation, dude is awesome & kinda expected him to be a big potential guy along w/ Giannis.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Thursday, 1 May 2014 23:38 (eleven years ago)

Haha btw someone who still lives in Indy told me that a rumor is swirling that PG slept with Valerie Cooke, Hibbert's now-wife.

― Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Thursday, May 1, 2014 7:14 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

called it

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 May 2014 23:51 (eleven years ago)

wait i either forgot or missed a pg catfishing situation

Clay, Thursday, 1 May 2014 23:56 (eleven years ago)

I still insist Bynum got the Pacers to experiment with heroin and now Hibbert is up to his eyeballs in smack

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 2 May 2014 00:03 (eleven years ago)

noods selfies leaked and people were sayin he was catfished by a dude xp

lag∞n, Friday, 2 May 2014 00:03 (eleven years ago)

The thing that would blow this thing out is if Hibbert impersonated his gf/wife (forget if they're married now or not) -> leaked photos.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Friday, 2 May 2014 00:03 (eleven years ago)

Bynum possibly the only positive force on the Pacers bench atm.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Friday, 2 May 2014 00:04 (eleven years ago)

yeah i support that plot twist xp

lag∞n, Friday, 2 May 2014 00:04 (eleven years ago)

So w/ SportsVu and all that, have they figured out yet if there is a + yield for shooting 3pts / getting a high % offensive rebound (or having a better-set transition D)?

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Friday, 2 May 2014 00:09 (eleven years ago)

6:33 played by hibbert in the first half. two fouls. those are his only recorded statistics.

Clay, Friday, 2 May 2014 00:10 (eleven years ago)

Damn 2X double bagel would have to be some kind of bottoming out.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Friday, 2 May 2014 00:11 (eleven years ago)

Hahaha Scott got about as close as you can get to a punch w/o actually punching.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Friday, 2 May 2014 00:12 (eleven years ago)

Wish Hawks would just take the extra step and trash their expansion teamish logo and go back to this old one.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Friday, 2 May 2014 00:14 (eleven years ago)

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost)
Posted: May 2, 2014 at 12:09:21 AM
So w/ SportsVu and all that, have they figured out yet if there is a + yield for shooting 3pts / getting a high % offensive rebound (or having a better-set transition D)?

not sure re the transition D but iirc there was something a while ago abt how threes and layups produce more offensive rebounds than mid range Js

lag∞n, Friday, 2 May 2014 00:15 (eleven years ago)

sort of funny how so many coaches used to hate threes cause of long rebounds but lol obvs long rebounds are more likely to goto your team

lag∞n, Friday, 2 May 2014 00:16 (eleven years ago)

Right. It's always been a given that 3pt misses travel a greater distance away from the rim, bypassing the paint and presumably bouncing to the offensive dudes on the backend of the boxout, but it never seems like this is a specific part of any team's ID/gameplan. Like, teams are being built around the 3pter just by virtue of it's value w/r/t ppp, but I never really hear that one of the big pluses is the higher offensive rebounding rate -> more possessions.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Friday, 2 May 2014 00:19 (eleven years ago)

hmm seem to have misplaced my rio grande valley vipers advanced stat .xls

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Friday, 2 May 2014 00:26 (eleven years ago)

It's a crime that ATL couldn't figure out a way to get Dennis Schroder into their rotation, dude is awesome & kinda expected him to be a big potential guy along w/ Giannis.

― Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Thursday, 1 May 2014 23:38 (Yesterday) Permalink

their depth at the position is really good tho. unlike the Bucks who had 9000 injuries.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 2 May 2014 00:28 (eleven years ago)

in retrospect they should have known Lou Williams was toast but it made sense to give him some time

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 2 May 2014 00:29 (eleven years ago)

ya wld be interested to see all the efficiency rebounding and transition D infos re threes amalgamated xp

lag∞n, Friday, 2 May 2014 00:30 (eleven years ago)

i like when marv says "series of moves" subtle diss

lag∞n, Friday, 2 May 2014 00:31 (eleven years ago)

I guess but they were a completely trash team for the 2nd half of the season, would've been good to get him some run and help develop / get some playoff experience. Feel like there must've been times where they could've thrown him in just for defensive pressure on the perimeter. Dude is an exciting player, couldn't hurt to find some kind of rotation spot. Not even sure if he's played blowout minutes during this season; I don't think he's even checked in.

xxxxps oh hey why not throw in the robbery of PG's all-star ring while we're at it.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Friday, 2 May 2014 00:32 (eleven years ago)

hibberts all what they gave me two cause im tall

lag∞n, Friday, 2 May 2014 00:33 (eleven years ago)

benched for mahinmi

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 2 May 2014 00:35 (eleven years ago)

one thing I don't like about Marv is when a scrub big man does a really great post move he acts like it was BS

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 2 May 2014 00:36 (eleven years ago)

the whole antic 3 point thing is such fool's gold

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 2 May 2014 00:36 (eleven years ago)

Against Indy it's worked really well w/ added benefit of opening the lane for Teague, who can get around just about any perimeter defender.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Friday, 2 May 2014 00:38 (eleven years ago)

plus hes scary

lag∞n, Friday, 2 May 2014 00:39 (eleven years ago)

if he shot like 36.5% from 3 it would be awesome

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 2 May 2014 00:39 (eleven years ago)

ya they shd prob just let him shoot and stick w lane clogging

lag∞n, Friday, 2 May 2014 00:42 (eleven years ago)

flooop

lag∞n, Friday, 2 May 2014 00:43 (eleven years ago)

@haralabob: Brooks in an elimination game rolling a lineup that features neither KD or RWB - he’s amazing.

lag∞n, Friday, 2 May 2014 00:45 (eleven years ago)

hm. it's "right the ship" night for indiana and oklahoma city.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 2 May 2014 00:47 (eleven years ago)

eh both these game plenty close

lag∞n, Friday, 2 May 2014 00:48 (eleven years ago)

Mike Scott is my fave. Great 2nd rnd pick.

Heez, Friday, 2 May 2014 00:58 (eleven years ago)

yeah that was sick

lag∞n, Friday, 2 May 2014 00:58 (eleven years ago)

he sort of went against what most scouts believe about older college seniors. he just keeps getting better.

Heez, Friday, 2 May 2014 00:59 (eleven years ago)

Haha btw someone who still lives in Indy told me that a rumor is swirling that PG slept with Valerie Cooke, Hibbert's now-wife.

― Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Thursday, May 1, 2014 7:14 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

called it

― lag∞n, Thursday, May 1, 2014 7:51 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

C'mon mang everyone knew it was a woman or $ (hint it was a woman)

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 2 May 2014 01:00 (eleven years ago)

I actually thought it was gonna be some kind of beef over that Miami dancer btwn hibbert and George tho

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 2 May 2014 01:01 (eleven years ago)

everyone knew it after I told them smh no apreesh around here

lag∞n, Friday, 2 May 2014 01:03 (eleven years ago)

Heh marv's series of moves is the best diss

Who was it maybe it was chick Hearn who used to use "fiddlin and diddlin" for Steve Francis type dribbly dribbles

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 2 May 2014 01:03 (eleven years ago)

these hibbert bench celebrations are sad and inexplicable

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 2 May 2014 01:03 (eleven years ago)

hey look indianas all star center is in the game

lag∞n, Friday, 2 May 2014 01:05 (eleven years ago)

bricks a jump hook, gets roasted by teague

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 2 May 2014 01:05 (eleven years ago)

gd

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Friday, 2 May 2014 01:06 (eleven years ago)

omg teague

lag∞n, Friday, 2 May 2014 01:06 (eleven years ago)

need a vogel gif after the first teague layup

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 2 May 2014 01:06 (eleven years ago)

Maybe leave PG in for the rest of the game, then.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Friday, 2 May 2014 01:07 (eleven years ago)

0_0

https://vine.co/v/MrnY7nUvT0l

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Friday, 2 May 2014 01:10 (eleven years ago)

@netw3rk: Lou Williams just successfully fronted Roy Hibbert in the post.

lag∞n, Friday, 2 May 2014 01:13 (eleven years ago)

omg i love when they zoom in on bird and hes wearing his welp face

lag∞n, Friday, 2 May 2014 01:16 (eleven years ago)

Hibbert on the board!

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Friday, 2 May 2014 01:19 (eleven years ago)

west ballin out

lag∞n, Friday, 2 May 2014 01:42 (eleven years ago)

wow giving lou williams the ball there was not the best idea

k3vin k., Friday, 2 May 2014 01:46 (eleven years ago)

why is Teague not your ball handler there xp ha

Clay, Friday, 2 May 2014 01:46 (eleven years ago)

SMH x 10 MILLION @ GIVING THE BALL TO LOU WILLIAMS

HOLY SHIT

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 May 2014 01:46 (eleven years ago)

really bad foul too

k3vin k., Friday, 2 May 2014 01:47 (eleven years ago)

that's one of the worst coaching decisions I can remember in a long time

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 May 2014 01:47 (eleven years ago)

pacers live what a miracle

Clay, Friday, 2 May 2014 01:47 (eleven years ago)

wait...

k3vin k., Friday, 2 May 2014 01:49 (eleven years ago)

how you have kyle korver on the floor but have your point guard going to the hoop three straight times S M H

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 May 2014 01:50 (eleven years ago)

tbf the single best play the Hawks have run this series is Teague driving hard to the rim. esp since he gets there so damn quickly, makes sense that they'd try to get some easy quick twos -> hope for Indy ft chokes and set up Korver w/ last possession to tie/win.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Friday, 2 May 2014 01:54 (eleven years ago)

I disapprove of this loss =(

, Friday, 2 May 2014 01:56 (eleven years ago)

So Turner (DNP), Scola and Hibbert combined for 13 minutes total.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Friday, 2 May 2014 01:58 (eleven years ago)

first lame night of the playoffs :(

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 2 May 2014 02:29 (eleven years ago)

god I love 2013-14 James Johnson

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 2 May 2014 02:31 (eleven years ago)

westbrook vs harden update
russ: 53-149, 35.5% in six games
beard: 41-118, 34.7% in five games

Clay, Friday, 2 May 2014 02:48 (eleven years ago)

some of these GSW shot attempts on Jordan will only work if he falls asleep

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 2 May 2014 03:00 (eleven years ago)

CP3 is hurt

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 2 May 2014 03:04 (eleven years ago)

some of these GSW shot attempts on Jordan will only work if he falls asleep

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, May 1, 2014 8:00 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Like 5 mins into this and omg he is blocking everything guys learn to pump fake please

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Friday, 2 May 2014 03:41 (eleven years ago)

ew that J Oneal injury did not look good :/ big baby diving at your legs will never be good

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Friday, 2 May 2014 03:55 (eleven years ago)

nothing says "playoff basketball" like two horrible free throw shooters shooting a bunch of free throws

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 May 2014 04:00 (eleven years ago)

so many bs calls in this series

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Friday, 2 May 2014 04:03 (eleven years ago)

nothing says "playoff basketball" like two horrible free throw shooters shooting a bunch of free throws

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, May 1, 2014 9:00 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just got to this smh

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Friday, 2 May 2014 04:09 (eleven years ago)

http://media.giphy.com/media/ixCowfZIQtJNQh5faM/giphy.gif
http://media.giphy.com/media/tBb19eVcYJALJD6rvBC/giphy.gif

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Friday, 2 May 2014 04:22 (eleven years ago)

Refs are showing up

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Friday, 2 May 2014 04:27 (eleven years ago)

shaq and chuck actually want to fight irl huh

Clay, Friday, 2 May 2014 04:28 (eleven years ago)

Wow f u refs

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Friday, 2 May 2014 04:29 (eleven years ago)

No one else watching? :(

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Friday, 2 May 2014 04:45 (eleven years ago)

I'm watching but behind. Just got to the barnes tech.

Clay, Friday, 2 May 2014 04:50 (eleven years ago)

crowd has seemed nervous, understandably. Really expected a full-throated insane Oakland crowd tonight.

Clay, Friday, 2 May 2014 04:50 (eleven years ago)

They've been on and off

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Friday, 2 May 2014 04:53 (eleven years ago)

Lol this lineup

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Friday, 2 May 2014 05:00 (eleven years ago)

Hhaha lee man wtf are you doing

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Friday, 2 May 2014 05:02 (eleven years ago)

Doc inbounds play strikes again

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Friday, 2 May 2014 05:11 (eleven years ago)

Stupid ISOs ahhhhhhh

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Friday, 2 May 2014 05:21 (eleven years ago)

iggy player of the game from what i've seen

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 2 May 2014 05:22 (eleven years ago)

iggy three and one breathtaking

Clay, Friday, 2 May 2014 05:23 (eleven years ago)

Ugh Jamal hits the worst shots

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Friday, 2 May 2014 05:26 (eleven years ago)

Soooooo many fouls

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Friday, 2 May 2014 05:28 (eleven years ago)

Omg omg

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Friday, 2 May 2014 05:30 (eleven years ago)

!! good job

Clay, Friday, 2 May 2014 05:31 (eleven years ago)

Chris Herring ‏@HerringWSJ 6m

In 41 playoff games this postseason, there have already been 14 four-point play opportunities. That's nuts.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 2 May 2014 05:31 (eleven years ago)

Most those are garbage calls imo but that was legit

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Friday, 2 May 2014 05:33 (eleven years ago)

Iggy earned his contact in the 4th

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Friday, 2 May 2014 05:33 (eleven years ago)

Lol contract

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Friday, 2 May 2014 05:33 (eleven years ago)

wow three game 7s Saturday

Clay, Friday, 2 May 2014 05:34 (eleven years ago)

this round man

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Friday, 2 May 2014 05:37 (eleven years ago)

making up for a ho hum reg season

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Friday, 2 May 2014 05:37 (eleven years ago)

14-14-4-5-1 for draymond and kept blake to 8-24

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Friday, 2 May 2014 05:42 (eleven years ago)

chuck: I felt like I was watching Avatar
shaq: you mean Av-fat-tar?

death to shaq

Clay, Friday, 2 May 2014 05:43 (eleven years ago)

mark jackson is full of bullshit

moullet, Friday, 2 May 2014 06:16 (eleven years ago)

what did he say?

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 2 May 2014 06:18 (eleven years ago)

Yah wasup? Couldn't watch the pressers

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Friday, 2 May 2014 06:19 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/KoN1mCe.png

moullet, Friday, 2 May 2014 06:21 (eleven years ago)

talkin about family mostly

looks scared. will be fired

moullet, Friday, 2 May 2014 06:21 (eleven years ago)

"family" of course as the team

moullet, Friday, 2 May 2014 06:22 (eleven years ago)

haha looking at the quotes on twitter

"I'm fighting for my life"

"This group will never be together again"

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 2 May 2014 06:22 (eleven years ago)

"this is our last chance to do this. this group will never be together again" he actually said that

moullet, Friday, 2 May 2014 06:22 (eleven years ago)

haha

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Friday, 2 May 2014 06:47 (eleven years ago)

Creflo Dollar ass...

tsrobodo, Friday, 2 May 2014 07:02 (eleven years ago)

OFF THE GRID FOR A COUPLE WEEKS FYI XO ENJOY THE OFFS

lag∞n, Friday, 2 May 2014 17:02 (eleven years ago)

noooooo ooooooo ooooo

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:03 (eleven years ago)

wtf man WTF

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:04 (eleven years ago)

damn where u going?

k3vin k., Friday, 2 May 2014 17:04 (eleven years ago)

aw, l8r pal

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 May 2014 17:19 (eleven years ago)

There could be SIX GAME SEVENS this weekend and you're going off the grid... not buying it man.

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:20 (eleven years ago)

hope all's okay, lag∞n.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 2 May 2014 17:38 (eleven years ago)

Can somebody make Jordan Crawford disappear for game 7 because PASS THE BALL, STEPH CURRY IS ON YOUR TEAM

brimstead, Friday, 2 May 2014 18:05 (eleven years ago)

Crawford is killing me

polyphonic, Friday, 2 May 2014 18:05 (eleven years ago)

otm

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Friday, 2 May 2014 18:07 (eleven years ago)

v nervous watching dude play

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Friday, 2 May 2014 18:07 (eleven years ago)

J O'Neal: "If you get a group...that loves each other, that fights for each other...don't take that for granted (b/c) 51 (wins) can go to 31"

polyphonic, Friday, 2 May 2014 18:23 (eleven years ago)

no lagoon for the crazed offs, this is a disaster

Clay, Friday, 2 May 2014 19:11 (eleven years ago)

shut it down imo

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Friday, 2 May 2014 19:53 (eleven years ago)

yessss
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmndvDHCIAA1pJq.jpg:large

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Friday, 2 May 2014 20:09 (eleven years ago)

YESSSSSSSSSS

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 May 2014 20:10 (eleven years ago)

Helena Bottom-Farter ‏@solikebasically 6h -- I'm for sure gonna make some powerful enemies with this one but hey did you know that you can actually choose to just not have a huge beard

yes. wtf, james harden?

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 2 May 2014 20:37 (eleven years ago)

whut?

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Friday, 2 May 2014 20:55 (eleven years ago)

ahh man ZBO suspended for game 7... STEVEN ADAMS STRIKES AGAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrrwkewwQ2w

kidd-gilchrist-douglas-roberts- (Spottie), Friday, 2 May 2014 22:37 (eleven years ago)

No lagoon no z-Bo just give the trophy to bron and let's go home man

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 2 May 2014 23:02 (eleven years ago)

Nets getting every call smh

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 2 May 2014 23:28 (eleven years ago)

Nets crowd has the atmosphere of a preseason game

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 2 May 2014 23:28 (eleven years ago)

steven adams is the gandhi of the NBA

k3vin k., Friday, 2 May 2014 23:49 (eleven years ago)

didn't even know there was some kinda scuffle between z-bo an adams. sucks that zach is gonna miss game 7.

Clay, Friday, 2 May 2014 23:52 (eleven years ago)

oh man that shot from zach is nothing, not suspendable material there f u nba

Clay, Friday, 2 May 2014 23:54 (eleven years ago)

another fucking horrible call, game 7 locked up by danny crawford tonight

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 2 May 2014 23:55 (eleven years ago)

zach should have been suspended by the letter of the law, but then again Paul George should have been too

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 2 May 2014 23:56 (eleven years ago)

yeah i get that they have to, of course. it's just barely more than a reactionary push.

Clay, Friday, 2 May 2014 23:58 (eleven years ago)

The DeJuan Blair suspension was BS tho, come on

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 2 May 2014 23:59 (eleven years ago)

Nah, PG was fine-- the rule is "vicinity" of the bench, not crossing over the line.

Think there should be a fanvote for zbo, nuts if he's missing a game for that.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Saturday, 3 May 2014 00:13 (eleven years ago)

Heh he kinda clocks him but cmon Adams, fan vote.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Saturday, 3 May 2014 00:14 (eleven years ago)

yahoo comments are really something

Austin 5 hours ago 0 7
This fact is unrelated to basketball but is still astonishing... Manu Ginobili, Shawn Marion and Tony Parker have all had a child born during this playoff series. Manu's wife gave birth to their son Luca the morning after game 1, Shawn's wife gave birth to their son Shawn Jr the night after game 2, and then Tony Parker's fiancee gave birth to their son Josh the night before game 5.

moullet, Saturday, 3 May 2014 00:16 (eleven years ago)

danny green is feeling it

k3vin k., Saturday, 3 May 2014 00:23 (eleven years ago)

manu time

k3vin k., Saturday, 3 May 2014 00:25 (eleven years ago)

That is really weird though

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Saturday, 3 May 2014 00:27 (eleven years ago)

Xpost the baby thing

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Saturday, 3 May 2014 00:28 (eleven years ago)

This fact is unrelated to basketball

i highly doubt this. more likely, spurs and mavs synchronized their efforts to impregnate their wives.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 3 May 2014 00:28 (eleven years ago)

paul george wanted to get in on this too, but the spurs and mavs wouldn't let him synchronize with them george's efforts to impregnate roy hibbert's wife.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 3 May 2014 00:29 (eleven years ago)

man I didn't realize that Paul George is having a totally awesome series vs. the Hawks, testament to the power of Roy

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 3 May 2014 00:30 (eleven years ago)

yeah he's played pretty well

k3vin k., Saturday, 3 May 2014 00:31 (eleven years ago)

devin harris is one of the smoothest players in the league, it's jarring how he's not better

k3vin k., Saturday, 3 May 2014 00:31 (eleven years ago)

it is weird to me that marion was never a spur

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 00:32 (eleven years ago)

wow what a pass by calderon

k3vin k., Saturday, 3 May 2014 00:33 (eleven years ago)

man the mavs' offense right now is ridiculous

k3vin k., Saturday, 3 May 2014 00:34 (eleven years ago)

Bellinelli bout to face the wrath of pop for that foul

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Saturday, 3 May 2014 00:38 (eleven years ago)

carlisle is a god

moullet, Saturday, 3 May 2014 00:38 (eleven years ago)

lmfao diaw

k3vin k., Saturday, 3 May 2014 00:47 (eleven years ago)

jvg callin bullshit on the z-bro suspension

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 00:52 (eleven years ago)

says he should be suspended for the "first four minutes" of the game. I'm into this!

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 00:52 (eleven years ago)

haha adams is the best.

micah, Saturday, 3 May 2014 00:56 (eleven years ago)

Reminds me of the Stoudemire suspension. The fix is in

, Saturday, 3 May 2014 01:02 (eleven years ago)

I dunno if that is a "punch" then Paul George left the "vicinity" of the bench

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 3 May 2014 01:03 (eleven years ago)

this game is nuts

micah, Saturday, 3 May 2014 01:15 (eleven years ago)

jalen w the brooklyn ..... ZOO !!!!

moullet, Saturday, 3 May 2014 01:24 (eleven years ago)

Reminds me of the Stoudemire suspension. The fix is in

― 龜

yep

balls, Saturday, 3 May 2014 01:25 (eleven years ago)

Nets tried hard to give way this game at the end but they're going to force game 7 anyway

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Saturday, 3 May 2014 01:28 (eleven years ago)

dallas, portland, you are my only hope now, to salvage tonight. i'm holding out for a hero.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 3 May 2014 01:32 (eleven years ago)

the diggler is doing his thing tonight

k3vin k., Saturday, 3 May 2014 01:36 (eleven years ago)

Dunno if I can take more than the four game 7s already queued up for this weekend

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Saturday, 3 May 2014 01:40 (eleven years ago)

This game is v exciting dirking monta-ing spurs doing spurs things

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Saturday, 3 May 2014 01:48 (eleven years ago)

pure dirking rn

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 02:15 (eleven years ago)

Parker goin crazy

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 02:15 (eleven years ago)

I'm on vacation. I can't be spending it in a hotel room watching all the games

, Saturday, 3 May 2014 02:20 (eleven years ago)

DIRK'in!!!!!!!

moullet, Saturday, 3 May 2014 02:21 (eleven years ago)

crazy pace in this game

moullet, Saturday, 3 May 2014 02:23 (eleven years ago)

I'm monta irl btw

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 02:23 (eleven years ago)

Blair is just everywhere

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 02:26 (eleven years ago)

magician monta

moullet, Saturday, 3 May 2014 02:26 (eleven years ago)

sort of cute that when dallas dont need to score they move dirk to the bench

moullet, Saturday, 3 May 2014 02:28 (eleven years ago)

xpost im more like duncan arguing that traveling irl lol

moullet, Saturday, 3 May 2014 02:29 (eleven years ago)

that offensive on kawhi pure bs

moullet, Saturday, 3 May 2014 02:31 (eleven years ago)

I was there for the monta/Parker duel of '14

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 02:34 (eleven years ago)

yeah about as clear a flop as I'd seen

frogbs, Saturday, 3 May 2014 02:34 (eleven years ago)

wow six game sevens this is crazy (Portland has no chance tonight imo)

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 02:43 (eleven years ago)

Is it game sevens or games seven

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 02:43 (eleven years ago)

monta isn't smart sometimes

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 02:47 (eleven years ago)

such an ugly end to a good game

micah, Saturday, 3 May 2014 02:50 (eleven years ago)

hey James Harden showed up for the postseason

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 03:02 (eleven years ago)

Some of the things that have happened in these games, wtf. What happened that made the NBA so bizarre?

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 3 May 2014 03:05 (eleven years ago)

spurs had six players on the floor for the last play?

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 03:08 (eleven years ago)

DAME

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 03:14 (eleven years ago)

lopez playing an extended stretch with one show here

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 03:15 (eleven years ago)

omg dame

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 03:16 (eleven years ago)

sorry i am the only person here but i am gonna freak out for awhile cool with you guys cool

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 03:16 (eleven years ago)

awesome

fit and working again, Saturday, 3 May 2014 03:16 (eleven years ago)

please god no 5+ points leads please

moullet, Saturday, 3 May 2014 03:24 (eleven years ago)

What happened that made the NBA so bizarre?

players are gay
racism is banned

moullet, Saturday, 3 May 2014 03:24 (eleven years ago)

brad stevens is a coach

moullet, Saturday, 3 May 2014 03:25 (eleven years ago)

should be a poll

moullet, Saturday, 3 May 2014 03:25 (eleven years ago)

Let's go Blazers! Finish em

polyphonic, Saturday, 3 May 2014 03:31 (eleven years ago)

Damn ESpn.,9' called harden invisible

, Saturday, 3 May 2014 03:33 (eleven years ago)

waiting for la to foul out the entire rockets team

micah, Saturday, 3 May 2014 03:47 (eleven years ago)

What happened that made the NBA so bizarre?

players are gay
racism is banned

I think it might be snapchat

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 3 May 2014 03:47 (eleven years ago)

spurs/mavs was just beautiful, what a basketball game

call all destroyer, Saturday, 3 May 2014 03:50 (eleven years ago)

aldridge rules so much

polyphonic, Saturday, 3 May 2014 04:02 (eleven years ago)

Dwight got totally mugged there wtf

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 3 May 2014 04:16 (eleven years ago)

harden has played brilliantly

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 04:31 (eleven years ago)

Game's on at my gig after all and I am pacing this place like a motherfucker

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 04:43 (eleven years ago)

God what the hell are the refs doing

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 3 May 2014 04:46 (eleven years ago)

Robinson is a monster

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 04:51 (eleven years ago)

rare composture by dwight

moullet, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:10 (eleven years ago)

happy for him to rot away tbh

micah, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:14 (eleven years ago)

wow dwight

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:14 (eleven years ago)

dwight picking a great time to look like the dwight of five years ago

call all destroyer, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:15 (eleven years ago)

including the ft %

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:15 (eleven years ago)

FUCK THE REFS

moullet, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:17 (eleven years ago)

lillard needs to be taking the shot here

call all destroyer, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:18 (eleven years ago)

would not want to be asik if hou lose

micah, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:18 (eleven years ago)

well maybe at least no more Wes stepback twos xp

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:18 (eleven years ago)

rockets went way small

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:19 (eleven years ago)

this series AHHHHHHH

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:20 (eleven years ago)

nice shot

call all destroyer, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:20 (eleven years ago)

WHAT

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:22 (eleven years ago)

nooooo

call all destroyer, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:23 (eleven years ago)

dwight got assaulted lol

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:23 (eleven years ago)

well he's dwight wouldn't you assault him

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:24 (eleven years ago)

NO NO FUCK FUCK IT

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:24 (eleven years ago)

omg

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:25 (eleven years ago)

.......... damn!

moullet, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:25 (eleven years ago)

not cool at allllll

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:25 (eleven years ago)

".... stay with your guy! alright?"
- kevin mchale

moullet, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:26 (eleven years ago)

omg

call all destroyer, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:27 (eleven years ago)

OMG

balls, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:27 (eleven years ago)

oh yeah, clay!

moullet, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:27 (eleven years ago)

NOW, MAN: FUCK IT!

moullet, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:27 (eleven years ago)

fucking hell!

fit and working again, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:27 (eleven years ago)

Hell yeah

polyphonic, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:28 (eleven years ago)

yes!!!

fit and working again, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:28 (eleven years ago)

Dudes

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:28 (eleven years ago)

lillard is the scariest motherfucker in the association

call all destroyer, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:28 (eleven years ago)

that was cool

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:28 (eleven years ago)

Ehlo Parsons

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:28 (eleven years ago)

".... stay with your guy! alright?"
- kevin mchale

― moullet

lol

moullet, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:29 (eleven years ago)

great game

fit and working again, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:29 (eleven years ago)

lol tirico calls it a walkoff 3

johnny crunch, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:29 (eleven years ago)

congrats clay!

call all destroyer, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:29 (eleven years ago)

reminding me so much a brandon roy winner

moullet, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:30 (eleven years ago)

wowowowowowow

brimstead, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:30 (eleven years ago)

heat are gonna win this thing but i really want a wizards-blazers finals, some real late 70s shit

balls, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:30 (eleven years ago)

that happened right

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:30 (eleven years ago)

amazing

micah, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:31 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlBq-qXUdcs

moullet, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:31 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlBq-qXUdcs

moullet, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:31 (eleven years ago)

lol at dwight getting sucker punched like that

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:31 (eleven years ago)

how on earth did lillard get that free

call all destroyer, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:32 (eleven years ago)

xpost parsons guarding him

moullet, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:32 (eleven years ago)

Lillard seems like a ten year vet

polyphonic, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:34 (eleven years ago)

I got so many text messages in the last few minutes

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:35 (eleven years ago)

parsons was out of position in the original formation. what a dummy.

call all destroyer, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:36 (eleven years ago)

god we'll be seeing that shot on replays for 20 years

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:37 (eleven years ago)

Dwight's fourth quarter was weirdly inspiring tbh

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:37 (eleven years ago)

he played a wonderful 4th, would that he played like that more often.

call all destroyer, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:39 (eleven years ago)

agreed!

good god though THAT SHOT

Nhex, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:39 (eleven years ago)

yeah can't really hang this loss on howard or harden from what i saw

balls, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:40 (eleven years ago)

If harden had played half that well all series Houston would have probably taken it pretty quickly

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:44 (eleven years ago)

March 15, 2012: Portland acquires Mehmet Okur, Shawne Williams & 2012 first-round draft pick (Damian Lillard) from Nets for Gerald Wallace.

polyphonic, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:45 (eleven years ago)

decent trade

call all destroyer, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:46 (eleven years ago)

remember when he was a bad pick because he was old and had a low ceiling

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:46 (eleven years ago)

lol nets.

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:50 (eleven years ago)

This Blazer team is amazingly fun to watch. LMA is the solid core that makes the whole team work, but Lillard is some kind of incredible. The other starters all can go off and have great games, too. V happy right now. Bring on #1 or #8! We are ready.

Aimless, Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:52 (eleven years ago)

blazers are great to root for, crazy how much of a turnaround they made from last year by simply adding Fropez and like mo williams.

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:59 (eleven years ago)

Last year both Nic Batum and Wes Matthews had long stretches of nagging injuries, and the Blazer bench was a sorry heap of refuse. iirc, Stotts was so strapped for players that Lillard played more minutes than any other player in the league... as a rookie!

Aimless, Saturday, 3 May 2014 06:03 (eleven years ago)

Lillard wasn't that open, that's just talent right there

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 3 May 2014 06:03 (eleven years ago)

The Houston legacy of brutal losses across 3 sports is way up there

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 3 May 2014 06:04 (eleven years ago)

Dwight Howard: eliminated. James Harden: eliminated. Kevin McHale: eliminated.

Aimless, Saturday, 3 May 2014 06:08 (eleven years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/SyVDtsv.gif

tsrobodo, Saturday, 3 May 2014 06:09 (eleven years ago)

Wait a minute this is just too perfect, so Parsons had told Harden to switch onto Lillard!?
http://www.mobypicture.com/user/TomMartinKATC/view/16856780

tsrobodo, Saturday, 3 May 2014 06:17 (eleven years ago)

hahahhahahah

moullet, Saturday, 3 May 2014 06:18 (eleven years ago)

was actually laughing at the gif but oh my god james harden.

moullet, Saturday, 3 May 2014 06:19 (eleven years ago)

unbelievable and wtffff harden jeez rip

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 06:20 (eleven years ago)

Last year both Nic Batum and Wes Matthews had long stretches of nagging injuries, and the Blazer bench was a sorry heap of refuse. iirc, Stotts was so strapped for players that Lillard played more minutes than any other player in the league... as a rookie!

― Aimless, Friday, May 2, 2014 11:03 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah i was being reductive theres obv way more to it than mentioned. amazing what good health does for a team.

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Saturday, 3 May 2014 06:21 (eleven years ago)

The bench has greatly improved this season, so the starters don't have to do everything every night. They get to sit sometimes without the game slipping away. Last season the bench minutes were a sinkhole.

Aimless, Saturday, 3 May 2014 06:24 (eleven years ago)

so that game and 5 games seven over the next two days, basketball gods are kind right now

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 06:25 (eleven years ago)

yeah this first round is for real

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Saturday, 3 May 2014 06:27 (eleven years ago)

haha the spurs had six players on the court for that desperation play at the end
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/the-spurs-ran-a-power-play-on-last-second-heave-vs--mavericks-with-no-punishment-050708825.html

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Saturday, 3 May 2014 06:32 (eleven years ago)

The King in The North
http://s11.postimg.org/o3ah2dj43/dame.jpg

tsrobodo, Saturday, 3 May 2014 06:43 (eleven years ago)

Lillard finished with 25 points on 8 for 14 shooting, including a scorching 6 for 10 mark from 3-point land, to go with six rebounds, three assists and three steals in 43 1/2 minutes.

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 06:47 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/4FRVzeul.jpg

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 07:19 (eleven years ago)

Ha

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Saturday, 3 May 2014 07:48 (eleven years ago)

really glad i missed last night's games

k3vin k., Saturday, 3 May 2014 11:19 (eleven years ago)

Really glad I didn't
http://i.imgur.com/CYYmsqJ.jpg

tsrobodo, Saturday, 3 May 2014 11:30 (eleven years ago)

Is it game sevens or games seven

― Clay, Friday, May 2, 2014 10:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

compound nouns are a nightmare in english but as far as i can tell it should be games seven because "game" is the main noun that makes it make sense (what do we have more than one of, primarily? games, not sevens.) "knights templar" is the one i usually use to remember this kind of thing. except "games seven" makes you sound like an insufferable dong so game sevens it is!

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Saturday, 3 May 2014 13:34 (eleven years ago)

also this first round is incredible i don't know how the rest of the playoffs can live up to it unless lebron literally turns into that meteor from the chinese commercial

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Saturday, 3 May 2014 13:35 (eleven years ago)

it was a brutal way to go out, but us rockets fans were kidding ourselves if we thought this team, horribly flawed as it was, was gonna do much this year. unless harden magically transforms into a solid defender they are gonna need to make a few changes--i wouldnt be surprised if they let parsons go.

watching them all season, i think an underrated source of their bad defense (and even a root cause of their poor play in the playoffs, harden in particular) was exhaustion. the offense they run is relentless and i think that is gonna inevitably create some slack on the defensive end, and it's not a leap to say it can lead to defensive mental errors as well. hard to be sharp and alert when you're sucking wind. i hope they keep their offensive style--it can look like the keystone cops but it's crazy entertaining, and still manage to play at least adequate defense. maybe all it'll take is someone persuasive getting in harden's ear. on other hand i have worries about his stamina, and not the kind you can simply work harder to improve. some people just dont have it.

ryan, Saturday, 3 May 2014 18:08 (eleven years ago)

they have got to be one of the worst 1st quarter and 4th quarter teams in the league. usually unstoppable in the middle part of the game. it's quite a conundrum.

ryan, Saturday, 3 May 2014 18:10 (eleven years ago)

also if they get melo (no idea if this is likely but people are mentioning it), and given that everyone has turned on harden, it's kinda weird having your team be the heel for once! take some getting used to.

ryan, Saturday, 3 May 2014 18:11 (eleven years ago)

this series AHHHHHHH

― Clay, Saturday, May 3, 2014 1:20 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nice shot

― call all destroyer, Saturday, May 3, 2014 1:20 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

WHAT

― Clay, Saturday, May 3, 2014 1:22 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nooooo

― call all destroyer, Saturday, May 3, 2014 1:23 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well he's dwight wouldn't you assault him

― Clay, Saturday, May 3, 2014 1:24 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

NO NO FUCK FUCK IT

― Clay, Saturday, May 3, 2014 1:24 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg

― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, May 3, 2014 1:25 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

.......... damn!

― moullet, Saturday, May 3, 2014 1:25 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not cool at allllll

― Clay, Saturday, May 3, 2014 1:25 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

".... stay with your guy! alright?"
- kevin mchale

― moullet, Saturday, May 3, 2014 1:26 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg

― call all destroyer, Saturday, May 3, 2014 1:27 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OMG

― balls, Saturday, May 3, 2014 1:27 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh yeah, clay!

― moullet, Saturday, May 3, 2014 1:27 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

NOW, MAN: FUCK IT!

― moullet, Saturday, May 3, 2014 1:27 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fucking hell!

― fit and working again, Saturday, May 3, 2014 1:27 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hell yeah

― polyphonic, Saturday, May 3, 2014 1:28 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes!!!

― fit and working again, Saturday, May 3, 2014 1:28 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dudes

― Clay, Saturday, May 3, 2014 1:28 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:0

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Saturday, 3 May 2014 19:25 (eleven years ago)

ha it was a dramatic game!

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 19:53 (eleven years ago)

god bless the portland trailblazers.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 3 May 2014 19:54 (eleven years ago)

Yeah kind of hard to believe the rockets are out already but it feels sort of fitting

If it were me I'd be hanging on to parsons and trying to see what I could do with Asik and Lin to bring in another defender for the 3 or 4 so the entire defense is not predicated on wings getting torched on pick and rolls and expecting Dwight to clean up every last one of them

Maybe a tougher combo 1-2 guard to back up harden & Beverly but I'm trying to think of one that exists

Anyway Portland is v good and was also just a nightmare matchup for them. Also Aldridge went nuclear those first two games and Damian is just an assassin

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Saturday, 3 May 2014 20:38 (eleven years ago)

see what I could do with Asik and Lin

problem with these two is b/c of poison pill contracts they're making $14.98m each next year and the go unrestricted.

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 20:42 (eleven years ago)

on other hand i have worries about his stamina, and not the kind you can simply work harder to improve.

agree w/this. part of it is just his playing style but harden never looks strong to me for a guy who takes a beating on offense.

call all destroyer, Saturday, 3 May 2014 20:45 (eleven years ago)

he's strong enough to be able to dunk a basketball while carrying a 35-pound beard.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 3 May 2014 20:46 (eleven years ago)

feel like the hawks will come to regret not being up 10-0 right now like they should be

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 3 May 2014 21:45 (eleven years ago)

meh. i still have that sinking feeling that indiana will soon run this hawks team out of the building (but who knows)

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 3 May 2014 21:47 (eleven years ago)

problem with these two is b/c of poison pill contracts they're making $14.98m each next year and the go unrestricted.

― Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 20:42 (1 hour ago) Permalink

they're making 15m but the cap figure is only 8

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 3 May 2014 21:52 (eleven years ago)

I find it kind of strange that people think the Rockets underachieved. On talent, are they really that much better than the 2014 blazers?

harden vs. lillard
howard vs. aldridge
parsons vs. batum
asik vs. lopez
lin/bev vs. matthews

seems pretty close to me, as the results showed.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 3 May 2014 21:54 (eleven years ago)

mchale vs. stott

hmmmm

micah, Saturday, 3 May 2014 21:59 (eleven years ago)

that's a wash too haha

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 3 May 2014 21:59 (eleven years ago)

xxp i think that's right re: talent. rockets just have bigger names. harden/howard played well and got numbers last night but lillard and lma matched them.

call all destroyer, Saturday, 3 May 2014 22:01 (eleven years ago)

lou williams makes me so mad/sad

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 3 May 2014 22:05 (eleven years ago)

Acl surgery can end a dudes career

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Saturday, 3 May 2014 22:06 (eleven years ago)

omg lance what are you doing

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 3 May 2014 22:06 (eleven years ago)

i don't know i missed it and suddenly he was in the stands

micah, Saturday, 3 May 2014 22:08 (eleven years ago)

looked like he was trying to blow smoke rings xp

micah, Saturday, 3 May 2014 22:08 (eleven years ago)

ROY HIBBERT HAS EIGHT POINTS. damn right he'll rise again.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 3 May 2014 22:09 (eleven years ago)

xxp i think that's right re: talent. rockets just have bigger names. harden/howard played well and got numbers last night but lillard and lma matched them.

― call all destroyer, Saturday, May 3, 2014 6:01 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah they are really close and lamarcus was prob the best player in the series, I was more thinking how Houston underachieved compared to be considered a fringe contender esp early in the year

And having two supposed top ten players tho Portland might have two real top ten doods

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Saturday, 3 May 2014 22:11 (eleven years ago)

not sure houston under-achieved. portland's just very good, too.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 3 May 2014 22:13 (eleven years ago)

Also some contenders were bound to go down in the west with ~5 or more real contenders at any time and low seeds like Memphis not that far off from the top seeds in talent

Also lol another four point opportunity for korver what has gotten into the playoffs!!

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Saturday, 3 May 2014 22:13 (eleven years ago)

maybe I'm biased but if that shot rims out id favor rockets in houston for game 7. and id also favor them over both mavs and spurs! accept this shoddy reasoning and voila one shot doesn't fall and they are in the west conf finals!

ryan, Saturday, 3 May 2014 22:15 (eleven years ago)

houston's a tough matchup for the spurs, no?

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 3 May 2014 22:18 (eleven years ago)

come on, teague

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 3 May 2014 22:43 (eleven years ago)

pacers doing pacers things

micah, Saturday, 3 May 2014 22:44 (eleven years ago)

is this barkley's first time watching this series

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 3 May 2014 22:48 (eleven years ago)

Pacers have been pretty awful in this game, atlanta has just been a mess in transition

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 3 May 2014 23:03 (eleven years ago)

yeah I was just thinking that john wall is gonna score 850 fast break points next series

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 3 May 2014 23:06 (eleven years ago)

i assume hibbert will have a big bounceback series vs. washington, since he's matched up better with nene.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 3 May 2014 23:06 (eleven years ago)

Hawks were a sub-.500 team, as you may recall.

epoxy fule (Aimless), Saturday, 3 May 2014 23:06 (eleven years ago)

that's deceptive. they were really the no. 1 team in the east.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 3 May 2014 23:07 (eleven years ago)

they're not giving the ball to antic at all when he's wide open which kind of defeats the purpose of having him out there

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 3 May 2014 23:07 (eleven years ago)

i assume hibbert will have a big bounceback series vs. washington, since he's matched up better with nene.

― Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, May 3, 2014 11:06 PM (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

disagree, I don't see how Gortat doesn't crush him like every good center has for the past 2 months

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 3 May 2014 23:08 (eleven years ago)

antic hanging out 33 feet from the basket

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 3 May 2014 23:09 (eleven years ago)

yeah hibbert was trash for an entire month before the playoffs too

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 3 May 2014 23:11 (eleven years ago)

This game blows

Heez, Saturday, 3 May 2014 23:11 (eleven years ago)

also gortat and nene can run the break they might blow hibbert off the court

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 3 May 2014 23:12 (eleven years ago)

i didn't realize how solid gortat's 2013-2014 stats were.

2013–14 Washington 81 80 32.8 .542 1.000 .686 9.5 1.7 .5 1.5 13.2

not bad at all.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 3 May 2014 23:12 (eleven years ago)

these Pacers turnovers are so bad, Sixers2014-esque

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 3 May 2014 23:16 (eleven years ago)

lol this game

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 3 May 2014 23:17 (eleven years ago)

indiana turnover--atlanta missed 3 pointer, offensive rebound, missed 3 pointer, offensive rebound, missed 3 pointer--indiana turnover

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 3 May 2014 23:19 (eleven years ago)

gritty playoff basketball . . . . . . . . . .

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 3 May 2014 23:20 (eleven years ago)

Horford would seriously be abusing hibbert right now

Heez, Saturday, 3 May 2014 23:21 (eleven years ago)

which of the lower-seeded teams has the best chance today? think we're going to see a "regression toward the mean" today.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 3 May 2014 23:23 (eleven years ago)

hearing a lot of praise on twitter for indiana's stellar defensive strategy of allowing endless open 3s today

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 3 May 2014 23:24 (eleven years ago)

this turn of events sucks but it's much more important that the raptors beat the nets

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 3 May 2014 23:28 (eleven years ago)

mr. blanche has GUARANTEED a nets victory

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 3 May 2014 23:28 (eleven years ago)

well 3/5 of memphis' starting line up is hurt/suspended so probably not them

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 3 May 2014 23:29 (eleven years ago)

exactly.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 3 May 2014 23:31 (eleven years ago)

toronto, a nation (canada) turns its wary eyes to you.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 3 May 2014 23:31 (eleven years ago)

Matt Armstrong
Posted: May 3, 2014 at 2:52:54 PM

they're making 15m but the cap figure is only 8

ah thx Matt, didn't realize the structures worked that way. guess it's not so bad. still not great trade material if the receiving teams drop 8m in salary but have to pay an incoming player an extra 7m.

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 23:32 (eleven years ago)

Hawks down 8 shooting 32%

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 3 May 2014 23:34 (eleven years ago)

is this the very rare bad boys-era technical for committing a foul after the whistle?

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 3 May 2014 23:38 (eleven years ago)

Joseph Goodman ‏@JoeGoodmanJr 1h -- Pacers looking like the Pacers for the first time since, like, March 26.

a gathering storm, these pacers.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 3 May 2014 23:45 (eleven years ago)

Time for a rain of made threes.

epoxy fule (Aimless), Saturday, 3 May 2014 23:46 (eleven years ago)

Joseph Goodman ‏@JoeGoodmanJr 1h -- Heat fans FREAK OUT when the Pacers are extended anything resembling a compliment or positive observation.

lol, truth.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 3 May 2014 23:49 (eleven years ago)

DNPs for Scola and Turner

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 3 May 2014 23:50 (eleven years ago)

Joseph Goodman ‏@JoeGoodmanJr 1h -- Heat fans FREAK OUT when the Pacers are extended anything resembling a compliment or positive observation.

i can speak to this from a little tiny bit of personal experience

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 23:57 (eleven years ago)

haven't seen the based mod around, hope everything's okay in spursland

Clay, Saturday, 3 May 2014 23:58 (eleven years ago)

millsap, carroll, antic, and teague combined were 0-15 from three

micah, Sunday, 4 May 2014 00:25 (eleven years ago)

HIGH USAGE MARC

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 4 May 2014 00:34 (eleven years ago)

http://instagram.com/p/h_gQFvisk1/

so adidas called lillard's shot 5 months ago

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 00:38 (eleven years ago)

I bet on Memphis + 9.5 and worried it was insane

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Sunday, 4 May 2014 00:45 (eleven years ago)

Probably still is?

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Sunday, 4 May 2014 00:45 (eleven years ago)

well to their credit they're not laying down. 36 points for memphis in a quarter is like the clippers putting up 75 in a quarter.

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 00:47 (eleven years ago)

I also took gsw +7 - feel like all these games will be close regardless

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Sunday, 4 May 2014 00:54 (eleven years ago)

I would have taken Memphis +11 for sure, 9.5 is probably right on the mark like most lines are

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 4 May 2014 00:59 (eleven years ago)

Gasol looking like Sabonis 88 out there

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 4 May 2014 01:01 (eleven years ago)

is there decent video of peak-sabonis out there?

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 01:02 (eleven years ago)

yeah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06usV6451ik

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 4 May 2014 01:04 (eleven years ago)

ah thanks, will look into some more later, just never bothered searching for it. the putback at ~1:30 is incredible

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 01:16 (eleven years ago)

over some guy named David Robinson

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 4 May 2014 01:30 (eleven years ago)

durant announced as mvp. expected; press conference on tuesday.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 4 May 2014 01:34 (eleven years ago)

andray blatche guarantees a nets win tomorrow.

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 01:40 (eleven years ago)

so it is written, so it shall be.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 4 May 2014 01:42 (eleven years ago)

meh. heading toward "originally expected outcome" in two of two games today.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 4 May 2014 01:51 (eleven years ago)

okc is playin' fuck you ball in the 2nd half

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 02:04 (eleven years ago)

can't wait to see what game one of indy v wiz looks like. did indy figure something out? can the wiz wear them down? will nene crush roy's skull with his bare hands?

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 02:08 (eleven years ago)

Rizz ‏@Rizzmigizz 1h -- I'm not on the "Pacers are trash" bandwagon ... if they see the Heat it will be a fight ... thinking anything else is kinda foolish IMO.

i still believe this. hell, i still think they're the favorites in a heat/pacers eastern conference finals.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 4 May 2014 02:09 (eleven years ago)

the pacers continued the insane turnovers, I really don't think anything changed.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 4 May 2014 02:09 (eleven years ago)

daniel the heat will be like 10 point favorites in any series with indy

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 02:11 (eleven years ago)

i'm sure that's true.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 4 May 2014 02:12 (eleven years ago)

that game was maybe Indy's 3rd best performance of the series

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 4 May 2014 02:14 (eleven years ago)

with the exception of the last regular-season meeting, indiana plays miami extremely tough. and if there's a G7 ...

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 4 May 2014 02:18 (eleven years ago)

indy hasn't figured anything out. wall isn't gonna be missing 5 fastbreak lay ups a game.

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 May 2014 02:19 (eleven years ago)

christ can we talk about heat-pacers if we get there

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 May 2014 02:20 (eleven years ago)

i fully expect washington to crush indy and to do so swiftly.

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 02:20 (eleven years ago)

idk how you could watch both the pacers and wiz in the playoffs so far and think indy is anything close to a favorite

shit is probably a toss up at this point but wiz in 6 is looking pretty good right now

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 May 2014 02:22 (eleven years ago)

russ has hit a couple nutso shots tonight

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 02:23 (eleven years ago)

wiz can bang with the pacers down low, shoot much better, and speed the pace up

wiz match up very well at every position and happen to be playing great ball instead of being in a historically puzzling open revolt

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 May 2014 02:24 (eleven years ago)

if okc's gonna shoot like this they're gonna just destroy fools goin forward

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 02:24 (eleven years ago)

Ethan J. Skolnick ‏@EthanJSkolnick 1h -- Since the NBA went to a 7-game first round series in 2002-03, only one team has gone 7 games in first round & then won title: 07-08 Celtics.

interesting and irrelevant.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 4 May 2014 02:30 (eleven years ago)

clippers have no idea what they're doing on offense right now

k3vin k., Sunday, 4 May 2014 03:19 (eleven years ago)

wow clippers are toast

k3vin k., Sunday, 4 May 2014 03:25 (eleven years ago)

aaaand

Marc J. Spears ‏@SpearsNBAYahoo 12s
Stephen Curry departed to the locker room.

k3vin k., Sunday, 4 May 2014 03:26 (eleven years ago)

smh jordan crawford

brimstead, Sunday, 4 May 2014 03:29 (eleven years ago)

it's really incredible what happens to the warriors as soon as curry sits

k3vin k., Sunday, 4 May 2014 03:29 (eleven years ago)

it's understandable but also very weird

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 May 2014 03:30 (eleven years ago)

and disconcerting

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 May 2014 03:30 (eleven years ago)

at this point klay should be able to get some decent shots up even w/o curry imo

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 May 2014 03:31 (eleven years ago)

he just can't run the offense. you can't have him out there as the primary ballhandler (and pairing him with jordan crawford presents its own issues)

k3vin k., Sunday, 4 May 2014 03:32 (eleven years ago)

well curry's back in the game so i guess whatever he went to the locker room for didn't stick

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 03:32 (eleven years ago)

fuck shelly sterling too

k3vin k., Sunday, 4 May 2014 03:33 (eleven years ago)

man granger is so bad

k3vin k., Sunday, 4 May 2014 03:33 (eleven years ago)

OMG another 4 point play

k3vin k., Sunday, 4 May 2014 03:38 (eleven years ago)

this 4 point play stuff is crazy xp

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 03:39 (eleven years ago)

Golden state is just relentless

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Sunday, 4 May 2014 03:56 (eleven years ago)

4 pointersssss

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 03:58 (eleven years ago)

steph is not in the solar system rn

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 04:00 (eleven years ago)

oh man if that counted

k3vin k., Sunday, 4 May 2014 04:00 (eleven years ago)

speights is getting really lucky

k3vin k., Sunday, 4 May 2014 04:30 (eleven years ago)

It's long been said it's better to be lucky than good.

epoxy fule (Aimless), Sunday, 4 May 2014 04:31 (eleven years ago)

This game is incredible

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Sunday, 4 May 2014 04:33 (eleven years ago)

dubs are coming apart

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 04:33 (eleven years ago)

Playoff games often have scoring runs. Do not lose heart.

epoxy fule (Aimless), Sunday, 4 May 2014 04:35 (eleven years ago)

redick has looked really shook. throwing passes everywhere, bricking his open shots

k3vin k., Sunday, 4 May 2014 04:40 (eleven years ago)

...then he drills a three and comes up with a steal

k3vin k., Sunday, 4 May 2014 04:42 (eleven years ago)

lol blake

k3vin k., Sunday, 4 May 2014 04:48 (eleven years ago)

that was a foul tho

k3vin k., Sunday, 4 May 2014 04:49 (eleven years ago)

doc is out of his mind

k3vin k., Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:02 (eleven years ago)

what is this, a portland-houston game? this shit is nuts!

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:18 (eleven years ago)

cp3 gotta take over

k3vin k., Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:19 (eleven years ago)

!!draymond green!!

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:21 (eleven years ago)

wowww

k3vin k., Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:22 (eleven years ago)

stupid foul cp3

k3vin k., Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:25 (eleven years ago)

AHHHHH

k3vin k., Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:26 (eleven years ago)

live by the draymond green 3...

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:29 (eleven years ago)

DAJ has been a monster

k3vin k., Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:29 (eleven years ago)

wow wow wow

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:30 (eleven years ago)

OH SHI

k3vin k., Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:30 (eleven years ago)

good for deandre but dominating the david lee-draymond green frontline should be the minimum expected for someone of his size

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:31 (eleven years ago)

hahahaahaha that blake kip up

k3vin k., Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:31 (eleven years ago)

a shame that he had to flop during this classic layup

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:32 (eleven years ago)

curry picked a great time to try one of those idiotic layups

k3vin k., Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:33 (eleven years ago)

yeah that was a terrible shot by steph

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:34 (eleven years ago)

yeah well they keep running him on high pick and rolls when they know he's gonna get trapped so they're sort of encouraging him to force his shot

they should be running plays with klay/iggy as the screener or have steph coming off a screen

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:35 (eleven years ago)

wow why did the clips go for a quick shot there

k3vin k., Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:36 (eleven years ago)

steph's beard situation is a real problem

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:37 (eleven years ago)

my lord

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:38 (eleven years ago)

is this draymond shit for real or what

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:38 (eleven years ago)

yeah steph needs to shave he looks ridiculous

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:38 (eleven years ago)

it looks like he glues it on

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:39 (eleven years ago)

draymond's a good player it's too bad david lee has like a 12 year contract or whatever

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:39 (eleven years ago)

christ, steph

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:43 (eleven years ago)

wow, steph really lost his mind in the last minute

k3vin k., Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:43 (eleven years ago)

mama there goes that coach

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:43 (eleven years ago)

congrats to chris paul for making it to the second round for the third time in his career

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:44 (eleven years ago)

Just caught up....... :;(((((((((((

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:44 (eleven years ago)

congrats to chris paul for making it to the second round for the third time in his career

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, May 4, 2014 1:44 AM (18 seconds ago)

>_>

k3vin k., Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:45 (eleven years ago)

still time for MJax to take one last shot at Nellie and Keith Smart

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:45 (eleven years ago)

sorry spots, your boys played a helluva series. bogut really could have changed things in a huge way.

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:45 (eleven years ago)

dubs just really couldn't handle blake and deandre in the paint all series.

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:46 (eleven years ago)

Yah DJ was the difference imo

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:46 (eleven years ago)

Draymond did well on Blake he hit some insaaaaaane shots all series

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:47 (eleven years ago)

Clay said it better, but RIP Mark Jackson anyway.

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:47 (eleven years ago)

thunder vs clippers is gonna be some hyper intense shit

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:47 (eleven years ago)

it's honestly incredible that they even made it to game 7 with that frontline

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:47 (eleven years ago)

like how fucking batshit is russ gonna be against paul for six or seven games

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:48 (eleven years ago)

great game

brimstead, Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:48 (eleven years ago)

if cp is actually that hurt russell is gonna terrorize him

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:49 (eleven years ago)

well at least both teams get one day off to heal up

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:50 (eleven years ago)

blake hitting that crazy layup and adding flop to the foul ending in a reverse tumble kick to regain his footing is his game in summary

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:53 (eleven years ago)

yeah that play sealed the deal

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:55 (eleven years ago)

man the warriors STILL owe david lee $30 million over the next two years that contract is truly ludicrous

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:56 (eleven years ago)

its def too much but this was a horrible matchup for him, he's so much more effective with bogut around.

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:58 (eleven years ago)

he's a good player but if they could just insert draymond into his spot and use that $15 million anywhere else they'd be in business

that contract is probably untradeable tho

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 May 2014 05:59 (eleven years ago)

they need his offense they can't run iggy/green/bogut

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:02 (eleven years ago)

green is 6th man of the year material

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:02 (eleven years ago)

it's so insufferable how most basketball talking heads think EVERY coach doesn't deserve to be fired. Always the fault of the players!

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:03 (eleven years ago)

yeah you might be right. the warriors are so close to be elite but they're just... off at the margins.

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:04 (eleven years ago)

they need a bench, this isn't that complicated. Jordan Crawford rotation minutes in the playoffs is nagl.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:05 (eleven years ago)

i'm not quite sure what else jackson could have done this season but they could definitely find a coach who is better

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:05 (eleven years ago)

the david lee contract is gonna be an albatross, but the iguodala contract is gonna be rough too imo.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:05 (eleven years ago)

they also bet big on bogut being able to play in the playoffs which is a major dice roll every year

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:06 (eleven years ago)

i was thinking tonight that jackson and dave joerger should just switch places. they're both trying to coach their own teams to play like the other.

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:07 (eleven years ago)

agree re iggy, id try and trade him soon as you could put green in his roll over lees

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:07 (eleven years ago)

they also bet big on bogut being able to play in the playoffs which is a major dice roll every year

Historically true, but cracked ribs are kinda freakish, no?

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:08 (eleven years ago)

yeah the iggy contract might be a problem in 2 years but they would have given up like 140 points today if he wasn't on the team

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:08 (eleven years ago)

yeh all his injuries have been on the freakish end of the spectrum

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:09 (eleven years ago)

iggy is fine for now but yeah, hit me up in 2 years

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:09 (eleven years ago)

if bogut was around this series would have been soooooo different.

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:10 (eleven years ago)

so sad that all the game 7s went the way they were 'supposed' to

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:10 (eleven years ago)

it sucks that they have lee locked into that pre-new cba deal because it really prevents them from taking advantage if steph being crazy underpaid

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:10 (eleven years ago)

of*

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:11 (eleven years ago)

and klay being on that rookie contract

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:11 (eleven years ago)

it sucks that the splash bruvs rarely splash together

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:12 (eleven years ago)

if iggy's contract is only a problem in the final year then that's not the worst thing in the world, he's just an expiring. it's year 3 that's the danger zone.

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:12 (eleven years ago)

yup

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:12 (eleven years ago)

didn't realize iggy was making $11m all the way through 2017 ffs

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:14 (eleven years ago)

and he took LESS money to play in GS

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:15 (eleven years ago)

curry's contract is so cool

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:15 (eleven years ago)

yeah they were lucky steph didn't really blow up until he'd inked a deal. he'd obv be Max Steph now.

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:16 (eleven years ago)

Historically true, but cracked ribs are kinda freakish, no?

― Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Sunday, May 4, 2014 6:08 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not if you're injury prone. It's not like it was some unusual collision either.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:17 (eleven years ago)

I think you guys are too sold on Draymond.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:19 (eleven years ago)

i still think he has to come off the bench.

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:20 (eleven years ago)

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 7m

Mark Jackson doesn't have one GSW front office ally who'll make a case to ownership to keep him. "He's on an island," league source says.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:20 (eleven years ago)

draymond could give you like 70% of david lee's production for half the money

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:21 (eleven years ago)

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 7m

Mark Jackson doesn't have one GSW front office ally who'll make a case to ownership to keep him. "He's on an island," league source says.

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, May 4, 2014 2:20 AM (32 seconds ago) Bookmark

this is so hilarious. didn't they hire the guy? that seems like a problem to me

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:21 (eleven years ago)

jackson's presser is pretty much a letter of resignation

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:21 (eleven years ago)

him and west must really just not get along

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:21 (eleven years ago)

i was a fan of the iggy signing but the warriors are gonna be paying $38 million to iggy, lee and bogut the year they have to make qualifying offers to both klay and draymond

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:22 (eleven years ago)

it was still the right move to make imo

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:22 (eleven years ago)

i sort of find it hard to fault anything they've done honestly. they're sort of a case study in how thin the line between first round exit and conference finals is unless you have lebron or KD

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:24 (eleven years ago)

the bogut contract could explode in their faces but he's such a good fit for them that it's a defensible gamble

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:24 (eleven years ago)

untimely injuries are the difference more often than not

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:25 (eleven years ago)

they went all in for this year and next

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:26 (eleven years ago)

draymond could give you like 70% of david lee's production for half the money

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, May 4, 2014 6:21 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't know why you use this example because the things they are able to do are so different. Lee is also a pure PF and Draymond shouldn't see more than spot minutes there.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:27 (eleven years ago)

also don't the Warriors need more offense right now? Some of that may be handdownmandown I guess.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:30 (eleven years ago)

they need consistency off the bench

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:31 (eleven years ago)

steve blake kinda surprised me that he didn't work out. thought he would be a good fit. crawford is a black hole. speights forgot how to play for 80% of the season.

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:32 (eleven years ago)

wonder if another coach could figure out how to utilize harrison

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:34 (eleven years ago)

dude steve blake has been the worst PG in the league for years

k3vin k., Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:55 (eleven years ago)

eh thought he'd be fine for 15 mins a night

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:57 (eleven years ago)

i don't get why you guys hate Mark Jackson so much tbh

Nhex, Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:58 (eleven years ago)

they don't need consistency, they need someone who is good (and for their coach to better manage minutes). steve blake is consistent, just consistently bad at basketball

k3vin k., Sunday, 4 May 2014 06:59 (eleven years ago)

blake is ok but the problem is he can't create off the dribble which is the warriors entire problem, and which is why they had to play crawford over him

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 May 2014 07:00 (eleven years ago)

terrible personality, endured his awful commentary and Jacksonisms year after year, find the "Christian locker room" ish noxious. that's just me tho.

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 07:00 (eleven years ago)

xxp re mark jackson

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 07:01 (eleven years ago)

I hate Jackson because he's an asshole, I don't hate him as a coaching option. I can see why an organization would want to move on from a guy who fires two assistants midseason, one for reasons that still seem unclear.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 4 May 2014 07:35 (eleven years ago)

yeah he's probably a good coach, but why gs's offense is so cramped idk, but that doesn't factor into my feelings for jackson at all

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 07:38 (eleven years ago)

warriors -- clippers post game confrontation.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 4 May 2014 08:52 (eleven years ago)

Thousands and thousands of words
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tsrobodo, Sunday, 4 May 2014 09:38 (eleven years ago)

draymond could give you like 70% of david lee's production for half the money

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, May 4, 2014 6:21 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if this were true (which it isn't) there's still the argument that you need the 30% to win

micah, Sunday, 4 May 2014 11:28 (eleven years ago)

Damn had to tape the game last night, Pacers best game start->finish since their W vs Heat a while back. Still plagued by unforced TOs all over the place and too many midrange/contested jumpers but w/e Hawks are a trash team if they're not burying 3s. Kinda need to see a run of games w/ solid play to hope for a competitive Heat/Pacers series; they match up better against the Heat & Wiz than against ATL -- probably the team minus Sun who played them toughest during the year -- but who knows this Indy team is a total crapshoot. <3 Lance's little lounge area, collect his head, maybe check his feed, few pinches of cotton candy, nbd.

Fuck NBA now and forever for suspending Zbo that G7, really fucked my NBA Tourney bracket and deprived me of watching HOU and OKC getting bounced in the 1st round.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Sunday, 4 May 2014 12:18 (eleven years ago)

draymond could give you like 70% of david lee's production for half the money

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, May 4, 2014 6:21 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if this were true (which it isn't) there's still the argument that you need the 30% to win

― micah, Sunday, May 4, 2014 7:28 AM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Well, the actual argument is that it isn't half the money, it's 1/15 the money, picking Green is no-brainer esp. considering Lee's defense. Not sure Green is worth more than $5m/yr right now, but I'd be happy to pay him that and move Lee's deal; Lee great offensive player but wildly overpaid.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Sunday, 4 May 2014 12:25 (eleven years ago)

oh no joey crawford oh no

lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Sunday, 4 May 2014 18:11 (eleven years ago)

jeez, at least they didn't assign joey to the spurs-mavs game. that would have been a serious breach of neutrality.

epoxy fule (Aimless), Sunday, 4 May 2014 18:37 (eleven years ago)

So basically EC is gonna be MIA/IND/BKLN and Wiz instead of a Roseless Bulls, basically what everyone thought heading into the season.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Sunday, 4 May 2014 18:40 (eleven years ago)

yup; the conventional wisdom was mostly right, after all.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 4 May 2014 18:41 (eleven years ago)

Still pretty shocked that Bulls went down so easy after playing so tough during regular season. Guess if Maybyner Rodney Hilário aka NEEN aka Nane aka Naynay aka N'nay keeps it up, Wiz are a legit team.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Sunday, 4 May 2014 18:47 (eleven years ago)

Spirited but inaccurate chant of Paul pierce sucks in toronto

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 4 May 2014 19:08 (eleven years ago)

Still pretty shocked that Bulls went down so easy after playing so tough during regular season. Guess if Maybyner Rodney Hilário aka NEEN aka Nane aka Naynay aka N'nay keeps it up, Wiz are a legit team.
--Call me Shitmael (CompuPost)

bulls under thibs are always gonna underperform in the playoffs imo

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 May 2014 19:13 (eleven years ago)

i guess it's debatable whether they underperformed or not in 11 but nonetheless

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 May 2014 19:13 (eleven years ago)

agree but I'd phrase it that they overperform in reg season, accurate performance in playoffs so far

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 4 May 2014 19:15 (eleven years ago)

yeah that's probably more accurate

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 May 2014 19:22 (eleven years ago)

well, nets seemed to orchestrate things so they'd get this second round matchup. they got their wish.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 4 May 2014 19:24 (eleven years ago)

idk 2nd straight playoffs w/o their all-world player as a first option, kinda tough to win playoff series. Like, massive congrats making the playoffs with Gibson/Butler/Augustin as your Top 3 scoring options, can't really expect that to work against playoff-level D.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Sunday, 4 May 2014 19:24 (eleven years ago)

Hope there's at least one fun Pierce/Garnett vs. LeBron's Psyche game next series.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Sunday, 4 May 2014 19:26 (eleven years ago)

man the raptors are falling apart

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 May 2014 19:27 (eleven years ago)

jeff van gundy is one of my favorite living humans

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 20:09 (eleven years ago)

spurs are balling out beyond the galaxy

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 20:28 (eleven years ago)

not to count out dallas, but . . .

(1) pacers v. (5) wizards -- pacers in 7
(2) heat v. (6) nets -- i'm not objective. i've said my piece on this series and so will only mention it goes 6 games
(1) spurs v. (5) blazers -- bah. spurs in 6
(2) thunder v. (3) clippers -- thunder in 6

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 4 May 2014 20:39 (eleven years ago)

Hope there's at least one fun Pierce/Garnett vs. LeBron's Psyche game next series.

can't wait for this

Nhex, Sunday, 4 May 2014 20:43 (eleven years ago)

haven't seen the based mod around, hope everything's okay in spursland

― Clay, Saturday, May 3, 2014 6:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

was outta town, things are cool, spurs are pwning

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 4 May 2014 21:10 (eleven years ago)

Couldn't help but notice that vince was keeping his hands on the ball a lot when he was in and dirk and monta were getting meager touches. And vince was missing shots, losing the ball and generally a disaster.

epoxy fule (Aimless), Sunday, 4 May 2014 21:12 (eleven years ago)

He's played bad but that hasn't been what's killed them.

tsrobodo, Sunday, 4 May 2014 21:19 (eleven years ago)

man the raptors are falling apart

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, May 4, 2014 3:27 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lowry was singlehandedly keeping them in it at the end, he's a tough dude but pierce's block was tougher

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 4 May 2014 22:19 (eleven years ago)

alright this is over

Wiz in 6
Heat in 4
Spurs in 6
Clips in 7

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 22:20 (eleven years ago)

Spurs were incredible in that first half, just such a well-oiled baller machine when they are on like that

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 4 May 2014 22:21 (eleven years ago)

(1) pacers v. (5) wizards -- bullets in seven
(2) heat v. (6) nets -- heat in six
(1) spurs v. (5) blazers -- spurs in seven
(2) thunder v. (3) clippers -- thunder in seven

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 4 May 2014 22:23 (eleven years ago)

clay's bookend predictions there are bold imo (i guess wizards are a trendy pick). clips-thunder will be epic.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 4 May 2014 22:25 (eleven years ago)

Both west series are going to be wild and super intense, wouldn't be surprised if thunder/clippers was a lot of OT and 1-3 point games

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 4 May 2014 22:25 (eleven years ago)

not really sure how to analyze the spurs/blazers series. i'll try to find some youtube clips of their regular-season games, when i have time ...

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 4 May 2014 22:26 (eleven years ago)

(just hard to pick against the spurs, is all)

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 4 May 2014 22:26 (eleven years ago)

my spurs in six pick is mostly superstition b/c I picked Houston in six and Portland won, sue me

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 22:28 (eleven years ago)

also I think the spurs will win in six

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 22:28 (eleven years ago)

trying to remember: spurs are a "clog the paint" team on defense, right? if blazers are hitting from the outside, could make life tough on san antonio (or any opponent, to be fair).

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 4 May 2014 22:29 (eleven years ago)

tony p played a gorgeous game tonight, much respect. can't wait for bffs Parker vs Batum froggy showdown

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 22:29 (eleven years ago)

wiz in six
heat in five
spurs in six
thunder in seven

balls, Sunday, 4 May 2014 22:29 (eleven years ago)

spurs haven't been a paint cloggy team since the twin towers era like 15 years ago

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 22:30 (eleven years ago)

don't think my prefix are really wild. clips v thunder is a coin flip, I picked the team with the much stronger bench. I get the sense you haven't really, like, watched the pacers played in awhile. They're abjectly terrible. Wall and beal and nene will eat them alive. Literally they will cannibalize the pacers.

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 22:33 (eleven years ago)

i've watched the pacers a little bit. i just have this feeling that they'll regain their early-season form at some point. i dunno. maybe hibbert will sleep with one of paul george's relatives, to even the scales, they'll have a team hug then go on the attack.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 4 May 2014 22:35 (eleven years ago)

(j/k; i'm sure paul george would never sleep with roy hibbert's wife).

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 4 May 2014 22:36 (eleven years ago)

some insight here into the spurs' defense. there's got to be better articles on this, tho. grantland does a good job breaking down offensive and defensive sets.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 4 May 2014 22:39 (eleven years ago)

required in his contract iirc ...

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 4 May 2014 22:56 (eleven years ago)

Wizards in 6 - Death by backcourt matchup and Nene and Gortat not giving Hibbert any room to figure out why he's suddenly so shit. Plus I like Ariza on George.

Heat in 5 - Nets will steal one in Bk.

Spurs in 7 - Hardest to call but the bench factor seems insurmountable. Lillard will like the PG matchup. If they can keep the games close Blazers can compete with late game execution.

Thunder in 6 - If Paul is hurt the only thing standing in Russ' way is Russ, which may end up being just as well. Generally a bad matchup for the Clips.

tsrobodo, Sunday, 4 May 2014 22:57 (eleven years ago)

Steven Adams torturing Blake for a series will be an inspiring watch

Clay, Sunday, 4 May 2014 23:05 (eleven years ago)

the spurs totally packed the paint last year vs the heat but that was a match up thing. it would be suicide vs portland, who wants to shoot a ton from everywhere

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 May 2014 23:20 (eleven years ago)

otm; that's where i got my impressions of the spurs' defense.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 4 May 2014 23:20 (eleven years ago)

well

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 May 2014 23:20 (eleven years ago)

there are other games

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 May 2014 23:21 (eleven years ago)

i know.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 4 May 2014 23:21 (eleven years ago)

Steven Adams torturing Blake for a series will be an inspiring watch

― Clay, Sunday, May 4, 2014 7:05 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh man I didn't even think of this

I like Blake a lot but Adams' bizarre ability to get everyone to try to fight him plus a few extra combustible dudes around (cp3, Barnes) means some hilarious shit is definitely gonna happen

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 4 May 2014 23:34 (eleven years ago)

My only question is: will Ibaka go for another nut punch?

Nhex, Sunday, 4 May 2014 23:36 (eleven years ago)

heat in 5
spurs in 5
thunder in 7
pacers in 6

k3vin k., Monday, 5 May 2014 00:13 (eleven years ago)

Heat in 4
Wizards in 5
Spurs in 7
Thunder in 7

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 5 May 2014 00:45 (eleven years ago)

i feel like i very may well regret picking the pacers but then again i just don't trust the wizards

k3vin k., Monday, 5 May 2014 00:49 (eleven years ago)

Wizards in 5
Heat in 5
Blazers in 7
Clips in 7

I flipped a coin for the last two

, Monday, 5 May 2014 00:50 (eleven years ago)

wittman

balls, Monday, 5 May 2014 00:50 (eleven years ago)

picking the pacers reminds me of people who bet on Tyson in the Holyfield rematch. Believe your eyes!

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 5 May 2014 00:59 (eleven years ago)

^^

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 5 May 2014 01:12 (eleven years ago)

i'm going

heat in 5
wizards in 6
spurs in 7
okc in 6

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 5 May 2014 01:13 (eleven years ago)

heat in 7
wiz in 6
clippers in 7
spurs in 6

call all destroyer, Monday, 5 May 2014 01:34 (eleven years ago)

btw it really sucks that the raptors lost considering how classic that Ross steal was :(

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 5 May 2014 01:35 (eleven years ago)

Yeah but pierces block was really good too and now we don't have to look at drake draking it up in the front row for another round

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Monday, 5 May 2014 01:54 (eleven years ago)

picking the pacers reminds me of people who bet on Tyson in the Holyfield rematch. Believe your eyes!

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, May 4, 2014 8:59 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Otm they barely snuck by a hawks team that was below .500 and the 'zards are way better than the hawks

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Monday, 5 May 2014 01:56 (eleven years ago)

heat in 6
pacers in 7
thunder in 6
spurs in 5

micah, Monday, 5 May 2014 02:10 (eleven years ago)

we all seem in general agreement, with a couple dissenters going for the clippers and pacers.

Clay, Monday, 5 May 2014 02:30 (eleven years ago)

Btw where are we talking about how blake gently touches the nuts of 3 point shooters he's closing out on. How long has that been going on

, Monday, 5 May 2014 02:37 (eleven years ago)

man i dont know why yall re so mostly on spurs against blazers, i mean i hope yall are right but blazers were cooking gainst the rockets

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 5 May 2014 03:20 (eleven years ago)

blazers match up very well with them, almost picked them but went with 7 instead

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 5 May 2014 03:21 (eleven years ago)

over the 11 games the raptors and nets played this season the teams finished tied at 1,070 points a piece.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 5 May 2014 03:22 (eleven years ago)

i will very rarely go against pop and the spurs are gonna pick it up in rd 2. blazers are a bunch of toddlers who've never been this deep before (not that it matters to damian though). spurs have a bench and portland does not. matchups are gonna be interesting for sure, but so far the blazers played well above their heads in rd 1 while the spurs played well below theirs until this afternoon. reverting to the their respective means seems inevitable.

Clay, Monday, 5 May 2014 03:30 (eleven years ago)

there was an amazingly close point-differential in a number of these series.

picking the pacers reminds me of people who bet on Tyson in the Holyfield rematch. Believe your eyes!

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, May 4, 2014

fair point. if i had to bet that rematch today, i'd still probably put money on tyson. he was iron mike, ffs.

Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, 5 May 2014 03:32 (eleven years ago)

I'm kind of surprised at how many people are going Wiz over Pacers tbh.

Pacers in 6
Heat in 5
Clippers in 7
Spurs in 5

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 5 May 2014 03:34 (eleven years ago)

I'm kind of surprised at how many people are going Wiz over Pacers tbh.

― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Sunday, May 4, 2014

otm. i'm going to hate life during the "resurgent pacers face their favorite team" conference-finals storyline, if and when miami gets there after the "resurgent nets face their favorite team" round-two storyline plays out.

Ethan Strauss ‏@SherwoodStrauss 4h -- I'm selling all my Lillard stock (there's a bubble) and buying it back up after he's guarded by Danny Green for a series

lol

Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, 5 May 2014 03:39 (eleven years ago)

I think it's the coincidence of "Wiz actually don't suck at all" surprise with "Pacers almost collapsed" surprise that's causing everyone to overcorrect.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 5 May 2014 03:43 (eleven years ago)

Maybe the pacers narrative will be 'hawks take 2007 celtics to 7 in the first round'

Maybe they'll lose in 4 to the wiz

, Monday, 5 May 2014 03:47 (eleven years ago)

well, everyone is also relying on the pacers overall struggles since the all-star break. that's a fair point, too. i just don't believe my lyin' eyes.

Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, 5 May 2014 03:47 (eleven years ago)

i will very rarely go against pop and the spurs are gonna pick it up in rd 2. blazers are a bunch of toddlers who've never been this deep before (not that it matters to damian though). spurs have a bench and portland does not. matchups are gonna be interesting for sure, but so far the blazers played well above their heads in rd 1 while the spurs played well below theirs until this afternoon. reverting to the their respective means seems inevitable.

― Clay, Sunday, May 4, 2014 10:30 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

see i wanna believe this but lamarcus

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 5 May 2014 03:50 (eleven years ago)

ok before i wanna go any further, how fucking small market and polite are we that we are trying to convince one another that the other's team is gonna win?

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 5 May 2014 03:51 (eleven years ago)

ok so lamarucs in beast mode terrifies me, mostly because if u double him, wes and batum and dame 3 balls. and i dont think the spurs have anyone who can single cover him. i'd expect splitter to start, but i wouldnt be surprised to see diaw get many minutes defending LMA.

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 5 May 2014 03:52 (eleven years ago)

ok before i wanna go any further, how fucking small market and polite are we that we are trying to convince one another that the other's team is gonna win?

― smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, May 4, 2014 8:51 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

haha otm. your guys have at least been here before! i find it hard to believe b/c the last time my dudes were in the second round i was 19 and, like, still believed that good things happened in life.

Clay, Monday, 5 May 2014 03:56 (eleven years ago)

yeah lamarcus could have some really big games again. he spent the last 6 games mostly facing dwight and asik and there's no one really like that on the spurs. the last few years he's outplayed duncan strongly every time time i watched at least. i think this is going to be an excellent series for sure.

Clay, Monday, 5 May 2014 03:58 (eleven years ago)

sorry that i will hate you for two weeks bise plz don't ban me if the blazers steal one in SA

Clay, Monday, 5 May 2014 03:59 (eleven years ago)

well, everyone is also relying on the pacers overall struggles since the all-star break. that's a fair point, too. i just don't believe my lyin' eyes.

― Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, May 4, 2014 11:47 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, I just feel like number 1 seeds don't just like fall apart never to return in the playoffs, short of actual injuries.

As for people who pick Portland, or even Spurs in 7, I think you are being deceived by the Rockets defense.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 5 May 2014 04:05 (eleven years ago)

pity you fools still believing in the pacers

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 5 May 2014 04:46 (eleven years ago)

i also believe mitt romney will win the 2012 general election.

Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, 5 May 2014 04:47 (eleven years ago)

*fools*, they say.

Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, 5 May 2014 04:47 (eleven years ago)

heat in 5
blazers in 6
clippers in 6
wiz in 5

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Monday, 5 May 2014 04:48 (eleven years ago)

this set of predictions ^^^^^^^^^^^^ makes for some interesting conference finals.

Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, 5 May 2014 04:52 (eleven years ago)

blazers v clippers wcf god I would die disgust at the clips

Clay, Monday, 5 May 2014 05:07 (eleven years ago)

As for people who pick Portland, or even Spurs in 7, I think you are being deceived by the Rockets defense.

I am required to pick the Blazers, due to every fiber of my being wanting them to win. But I see your point, especially in a best of seven format. I think the Blazers have a decent chance to steal Game 1 in SA, though, due to getting a little extra rest by wrapping up the Rockets Friday night. If that happens it could carry the series to a game seven. If POR/SA goes seven, I say flip a coin, even though SA clearly should be favored. If SA goes up 2-0 it will take some real miracle shit for the Blazers to win it.

epoxy fule (Aimless), Monday, 5 May 2014 05:37 (eleven years ago)

heat in 6
pacers in 7
spurs in 6
okc in 6

I'd like to see Portland win, but don't think it's gonna happen. Wizards would be a more fun matchup vs. the Heat too, but I have this nagging feeling Indiana's gonna pull it together again now they've had this shock to the system

Nhex, Monday, 5 May 2014 06:16 (eleven years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_NBA_Finals

clippers v pacers

johnny crunch, Monday, 5 May 2014 13:04 (eleven years ago)

i have no idea what's surprising about picking against the pacers, they just got taken to 7 by an undersized hawks team that would have gotten swept by any team in the west, and now they get to play washington who is better than atlanta at literally every position.

call all destroyer, Monday, 5 May 2014 13:04 (eleven years ago)

welp RIP pacers http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/good-news-you-won-game-7-bad-news-youre-less-likely-to-win-round-2/

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 5 May 2014 16:50 (eleven years ago)

um, he gave them even odds

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 5 May 2014 16:56 (eleven years ago)

did you read the article?

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 5 May 2014 16:58 (eleven years ago)

The formula has the Pacers going from being 3-to-1 favorites to beat Washington to about even money.

fit and working again, Monday, 5 May 2014 17:06 (eleven years ago)

team that played badly in the first round not huge favorites to win the next series, thank you based poblano

k3vin k., Monday, 5 May 2014 17:15 (eleven years ago)

um, he gave them even odds

― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, May 5, 2014 12:56 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

did you read the article?

― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, May 5, 2014 12:58 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark

it's almost as if i was deploying the rhetorical device known as "exaggeration"

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 5 May 2014 17:16 (eleven years ago)

RIP team slightly favored to win, rhetorically

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 5 May 2014 17:20 (eleven years ago)

people have limited dynamic range for detecting hyperbole. they're used to straight fucking laser level exaggeration in their face outta dude with his own hyperbole thread, and you want them to also see that christmas tree light?

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 5 May 2014 17:26 (eleven years ago)

anyway RIP pacers for real though

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 5 May 2014 17:36 (eleven years ago)

troo

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 5 May 2014 17:37 (eleven years ago)

http://forwardcenter.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/DAME.gif

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Monday, 5 May 2014 18:12 (eleven years ago)

it's still the wizards you guys are talking about. It's fun that they are better than expected, but no.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 5 May 2014 18:15 (eleven years ago)

what's the argument for indy being clear favorites

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 5 May 2014 18:20 (eleven years ago)

selective memory

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 5 May 2014 18:28 (eleven years ago)

tbf espn's "experts" picked Indy 12 to 4 for Washington. but those people are all reprehensible hacks.

Clay, Monday, 5 May 2014 18:37 (eleven years ago)

only one of them picked the wiz to beat chicago

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 5 May 2014 18:38 (eleven years ago)

I take it back, Kevin Pelton and whoever picked Washington over Chicago in rd 1 are not hacks.

Clay, Monday, 5 May 2014 18:39 (eleven years ago)

xps nice rotoscope!

Nhex, Monday, 5 May 2014 18:47 (eleven years ago)

lol that math equation regression whatever....

#legit

moullet, Monday, 5 May 2014 19:10 (eleven years ago)

anyway RIP pacers for real though

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, May 5, 2014

wishful thinking since wiki already disclosed the finals matchup and indiana is in it. indiana says: "NBA finals, we are in you."

Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, 5 May 2014 19:40 (eleven years ago)

good post http://allball.blogs.nba.com/2014/05/05/damian-lillards-series-winner-from-all-angles/

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 5 May 2014 19:50 (eleven years ago)

that courtside vine is sick

k3vin k., Monday, 5 May 2014 20:26 (eleven years ago)

love the one way up too just to see all the people freaking the freak out

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Monday, 5 May 2014 20:34 (eleven years ago)

yeah make sure your volume isn't cranked on that one, could blow your speakers

Clay, Monday, 5 May 2014 20:36 (eleven years ago)

Tim Reynolds ‏@ByTimReynolds 1h -- Per STATS, no team that went 4-0 or better against a team during a regular season has ever lost a best-of-7 to that same club. (25-0.)

science proves nets will prevail.

Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, 5 May 2014 21:08 (eleven years ago)

sorry, not science; "empiricism."

Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, 5 May 2014 21:08 (eleven years ago)

cool stat but......

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Monday, 5 May 2014 21:37 (eleven years ago)

no buts.

nets' vets pose many threats; the heat will have much to regret, after the second-round upset.

Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, 5 May 2014 21:41 (eleven years ago)

nets vets

maybe should be there next t shirt saying

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Monday, 5 May 2014 21:45 (eleven years ago)

your best bet is to stet the nets upset bet

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 5 May 2014 21:56 (eleven years ago)

Im protesting 2nd round picks this time around after the Zbo suspension and what should've been a Grizz series win in the 1st round (although if they'd just DONE WHAT I SAID and beat the Thunder in 6 there'd be no probs).

No sane person cannreally pick Indy in a series after the last few months but fact remains they still have everyone healthy, and the Wiz were a really bad matchup for them. Dreading this series less than Atl since Indy handled them well durin the reg season (albeit before Wiz started playing well).

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Monday, 5 May 2014 22:04 (eleven years ago)

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Jeremy Lin said it really hit him that the season was over when his alarm went off yesterday for Game 7. He said he forgot to delete that.

lol :P

moullet, Monday, 5 May 2014 22:14 (eleven years ago)

Trevor Ariza is now in the rarefied air of guys with two spectacular contract pushes in their career.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 5 May 2014 23:06 (eleven years ago)

your best bet is to stet the nets upset bet

― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, May 5, 2014

an against-the-nets bet is like playing roulette, versus a russian mobster who will not forget? have a cigarette, break into a cold-sweat.

Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, 5 May 2014 23:08 (eleven years ago)

John Wall...

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 5 May 2014 23:15 (eleven years ago)

congrats to the indiana pacers for putting up 15 points in the first quarter of a home second-round playoff game, way to put your stamp on it boys

Clay, Monday, 5 May 2014 23:34 (eleven years ago)

please, be kind, they've been through some tough times, emotionally.

Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, 5 May 2014 23:35 (eleven years ago)

John Wall is Russell Westbrook if Westbrook was actually a point guard

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 00:04 (eleven years ago)

webber just said stepenson gets other pacers players involved, but lately, from what i've seen, stephenson's a bit of a ball-hog.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 00:30 (eleven years ago)

webber just pointed out that the pacers only have 8 assists at this point in the game. that seems telling.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 00:40 (eleven years ago)

Looking at my first round predictions, I predicted the wrong winner in two of eight series. In the remaining six I predicted the wrong number of games in all six. This seems about average accuracy for this playoffs so far.

epoxy fule (Aimless), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 00:43 (eleven years ago)

pacers opponents -- either because of their failings or because of indiana's strengths -- seem to choke in the second half of these playoff games.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 00:50 (eleven years ago)

wiz 0 -- 12 in their last shots.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 00:51 (eleven years ago)

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3etjerGgF1qabh2go1_250.gif

lance has serious potential to some dont fuck with me

moullet, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 00:51 (eleven years ago)

webber just said stepenson gets other pacers players involved, but lately, from what i've seen, stephenson's a bit of a ball-hog.

― Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, May 5, 2014 5:30 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark

lance is their main playmaker and led the team in assists in the reg season

Clay, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 00:52 (eleven years ago)

just second assist of the game for stephenson. still, wizards are gonna blow this game, i fear.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:07 (eleven years ago)

beal never looks like he has an idea of what's going on but man can he score

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:08 (eleven years ago)

damn bradley beal huh

Clay, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:09 (eleven years ago)

B R A D L E Y B E A L

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:09 (eleven years ago)

Wall's fast break passing is amazing. Right in the pocket.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:09 (eleven years ago)

no joke

balls, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:10 (eleven years ago)

beal's shooting is simultaneously scary and brilliant.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:10 (eleven years ago)

this wizards team is probably my favorite non-hometown team left, they're so much fun

Clay, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:10 (eleven years ago)

really great seeing nene have some real success too

Clay, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:10 (eleven years ago)

john wall on the fastbreak is >>>>

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:11 (eleven years ago)

looooooooooooool @ the pacers getting beasted on the glass by drew gooden

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:11 (eleven years ago)

drew gooden playing pure z-bo ball on the pacers rn xp

Clay, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:11 (eleven years ago)

Roy Hibbert is -22 in 15 minutes

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:12 (eleven years ago)

will roy hibbert get a rebound in this basketball game?

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:12 (eleven years ago)

think i predicted this series wrong by thinking the pacers would get two games

Clay, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:13 (eleven years ago)

uh what the hell brad

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:17 (eleven years ago)

seriously indy's turnover problems combined with the wiz on the fastbreak is the worst possible match up for the pacers

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:17 (eleven years ago)

wizards can be really sloppy with the ball too (ex. a being that last possession).

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:18 (eleven years ago)

(ex. b being that last possession)

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:18 (eleven years ago)

Beal has lost his mind

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:18 (eleven years ago)

but Indy can't capitalize the way Indy can b/c they basically can't run a break xp

Clay, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:19 (eleven years ago)

er the way Washington can

Clay, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:19 (eleven years ago)

webber's a very good commentator.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:20 (eleven years ago)

NBA Legion ‏@MySportsLegion 1h -- Roy Hibbert: 0 points, 0 rebounds & 5 fouls.

hm. (by the way, ex. c of wizards' sloppy ball-handling was that last possession).

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:22 (eleven years ago)

they should bench beal, he's been choking for the past 4 minutes of game time

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:23 (eleven years ago)

wow. i'll stop documenting the wizards sloppy ball-handling, but you get the idea.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:24 (eleven years ago)

did Hibbert just take an 18 footer or did my eyes deceive me

Clay, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:25 (eleven years ago)

he took a 3 in the hawks series!

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:26 (eleven years ago)

he did! it had a chance!

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:26 (eleven years ago)

at least he shot it, prob not a given these days

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:28 (eleven years ago)

sick d from nene

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:28 (eleven years ago)

looking at the salaries I'm not sure the Wiz can afford to keep Gortat and Ariza, I would definitely prioritize the big man.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:29 (eleven years ago)

hibbert's collapse is bizarre.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:29 (eleven years ago)

Jordan Schultz ‏@Schultz_Report 1h -- In 17 minutes, Roy Hibbert has yet to record a single rebound. Do you know how hard that is to do? #Pacers

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:30 (eleven years ago)

hibbert can make jumpers when he's playing well

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:31 (eleven years ago)

Amin Elhassan ‏@AminESPN 1h -- Has anyone ever lost a 7 game series in < 4? RT @antoniojg1986: @AminESPN should Indiana start turner over hill or it's too late for that ?

lol

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:32 (eleven years ago)

so it's been a couple months since he's made one then xp

Clay, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:33 (eleven years ago)

wiz have tightened up so bad but the pacers are completely inept and can't take advantage

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:33 (eleven years ago)

so are the pacers still even money or nah

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:33 (eleven years ago)

i literally can't imagine being a pacers fan right now

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:33 (eleven years ago)

so are the pacers still even money or nah

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, May 5, 2014

prohibitive favorites.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:34 (eleven years ago)

they're so bad now it's kinda hard to imagine how they were ever good much less dominant

Clay, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:35 (eleven years ago)

at one point, they were thought to possibly be flirting with a 70-win season, right? maybe at 33 -- 7.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:36 (eleven years ago)

I wonder if the Pacers would be better off with Rik Smits. 2014 Rik Smits.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:40 (eleven years ago)

After game 7 of the hawks series I thought playoff pressure was finally starting to shake them out of their slump. Now I finally have come to doubt that. I just don't understand what this is. I figured there was still an on switch somewhere in there that could be flipped again.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:45 (eleven years ago)

Earlier in the season they were not merely good but almost terrifying.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:46 (eleven years ago)

this ^^^^^^^^ is exactly how i felt. how many assists did the pacers have tonight? from my very unscientific read, that (and poor rebounding) seems to be the problem.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:47 (eleven years ago)

we've been talking about distribution and playmaking as their problem for like months and months on this board

Clay, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:49 (eleven years ago)

yes yes yes

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:49 (eleven years ago)

i was totally a believer in the on switch until they were taken to 7 by a team that starts demarre carroll and pero antic

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:50 (eleven years ago)

Hibbert seems to need a shrink or something

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:50 (eleven years ago)

ban "framilies"

Clay, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:51 (eleven years ago)

there's no way they don't have a sports psychologist on staff

Clay, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:51 (eleven years ago)

so wish the nba could put an audio feed inside the pacers locker room. they have to be at each others throats, right?

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:52 (eleven years ago)

Argh agreed on framily

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:52 (eleven years ago)

their offense hasn't been good but they were never good offensively even when they were terrifying. but now their defense has slipped from "historically good" to "pretty decent"

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:54 (eleven years ago)

The framily commercials seem like they were created by someone who had a fucked up childhood. Ineffectual man-boy dad, detached, loopy mom bringing strangers into the house all the time, kids engaging in weird fantasies

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:56 (eleven years ago)

it's just a stupid concept.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:58 (eleven years ago)

okc fans quiet, all silently wondering 'should i go buy a different color shirt and change at half time?'

balls, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:58 (eleven years ago)

y'all talking bout sprint framily or at&t framily?

balls, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:59 (eleven years ago)

sprint. there's an at&t "framily," too? ugh.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:59 (eleven years ago)

yeah the self-consciously wacky~~ sprint ones just make me feel disgusted with humanity.

Clay, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:00 (eleven years ago)

sprint framily commercial was inspired by a long-running marketing campaign in japan.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:01 (eleven years ago)

basically if you're trying to sell me phone service and you don't have lily adams you can stfu imo

balls, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:02 (eleven years ago)

When commercials get arty it just makes me like art less

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:03 (eleven years ago)

There is no on switch on the Hibbertbot

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:03 (eleven years ago)

We can, however, tell you that Sprint has already promised to bring in famous celebrities and athletes in future commercials that will undoubtedly be just as bizarre.

kill kill kill

Clay, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:03 (eleven years ago)

commercials-art is dead.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:04 (eleven years ago)

I hope we hear more talk about that headline in the Oklahoman, really digging that story

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:06 (eleven years ago)

Chris Paul u guys

Clay, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:07 (eleven years ago)

maybe Roy Hibbert should appear in a framily ad

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:07 (eleven years ago)

damn chris paul

k3vin k., Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:07 (eleven years ago)

also ban the lebron app

Clay, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:08 (eleven years ago)

ban commercials ban capitalism, best baller is made king for life

Clay, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:08 (eleven years ago)

maybe Roy Hibbert should appear in a framily ad

― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, May 5, 2014

will his framily include lance stephenson, paul george and hibbert's wife? awkward!

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:09 (eleven years ago)

ban commercials ban capitalism.

― Clay, Monday, May 5, 2014

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/69/69957348e5bc5c7c7989d6ffd391d0808793083c3a8f121ef81a3986b784c213.jpg

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:09 (eleven years ago)

also ban the lebron app

― Clay, Tuesday, May 6, 2014 10:08 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

Only acceptable app is Doodoo Jump obv

, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:12 (eleven years ago)

What is this Thunder offense

, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:12 (eleven years ago)

https://twitter.com/wzzntzz/status/463500949319741442

balls, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:12 (eleven years ago)

Tim Reynolds ‏@ByTimReynolds 1h -- Hibbert: First player since 1997 with 18 (or more) minutes, 0 points, 0 rebounds and at least 5 fouls in a playoff game.

amazing; this is historically bad. at least short-term history.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:13 (eleven years ago)

if they literally just ran the doodoo jump spot 5 times every break id be ecstatic

Clay, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:13 (eleven years ago)

Thunder offense looking like NCAA out there

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:13 (eleven years ago)

i stand corrected - framily is just sprint. i think i assumed kyle mooney was in at&t ad since beck bennett is. i guess they're not in the same framily.

balls, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:22 (eleven years ago)

Feelin pretty good about pickin the Clips over the THunder

, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:24 (eleven years ago)

Scott Agness ‏@ScottAgness 8m

David West, Roy Hibbert and Rasual Butler appeared to have a talk in the weight room. Doors were shut. Guys declined to talk about it.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:27 (eleven years ago)

"close the door, have a seat."

Clay, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:30 (eleven years ago)

rasual butler stay keeping his name in the news

k3vin k., Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:30 (eleven years ago)

yeah this series is gonna end well for the pacers

https://twitter.com/scottagness/status/463505539780329473

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)

christ, christopher

k3vin k., Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:34 (eleven years ago)

Paul is completely insane

Clay, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:34 (eleven years ago)

lol talking shit abt each other to the press always agl

Clay, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:35 (eleven years ago)

Clippers are deep as fuck too. So many weapons

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:39 (eleven years ago)

Matt Barnes is better than I thought.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:39 (eleven years ago)

m/l what it came down to when I picked them was just their extreme depth

Clay, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:40 (eleven years ago)

Scott Agness ‏@ScottAgness 6m

Roy Hibbert: "I’m going to change some things up for the second game. I’m going to look within myself and go out there and figure it out."

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:40 (eleven years ago)

the thunder have no answer for that set the clips are running. blake gets a good look every time

k3vin k., Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:40 (eleven years ago)

chris is just stupid right now

k3vin k., Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:40 (eleven years ago)

I wish Memphis had won so brooks would get fired, this is just ridiculous

Clay, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:42 (eleven years ago)

holding out hope the clips embarrass the okc's so bad that they fire him anymore but nah

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:43 (eleven years ago)

I picked clippers to win the west but history has always punished me for underestimating the spurs

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:45 (eleven years ago)

pacers lead the playoffs in tense closed-door meetings.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:48 (eleven years ago)

Jeff Teague ‏@Teague0 1h -- We handed out the blue print

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:50 (eleven years ago)

the blueprint: "play decent basketball"

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:52 (eleven years ago)

ha

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:52 (eleven years ago)

the blueprint is "keep roy hibbert alive"

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:54 (eleven years ago)

you will eat your words when hibbert rediscovers himself, comes out roaring next game.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:54 (eleven years ago)

return of hibbert as #wiltrussellkareem

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:54 (eleven years ago)

Wish You Were Hibbert

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 03:03 (eleven years ago)

any video of the david west post-game comments? sounds intriguing.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 03:04 (eleven years ago)

jeez russ

k3vin k., Tuesday, 6 May 2014 03:09 (eleven years ago)

if clippers win, road teams will be 26 -- 26 so far in these playoffs.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 03:14 (eleven years ago)

hahahaah durant just tried a bullet pass to perkins. you can guess how that went

k3vin k., Tuesday, 6 May 2014 03:14 (eleven years ago)

wowww blake

k3vin k., Tuesday, 6 May 2014 03:19 (eleven years ago)

my goodness the clippers have scored a lot

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 03:21 (eleven years ago)

paul's 8 for 8 from 3. this is getting ridiculous

k3vin k., Tuesday, 6 May 2014 03:21 (eleven years ago)

Kerr gave his first place ROY vote to Tim Hardaway Jr., whattup Knicks

Clay, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 03:22 (eleven years ago)

yeah. they're on pace to score something along the lines of 120. a lot of points.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 03:22 (eleven years ago)

brooks has durant on paul now, weird

k3vin k., Tuesday, 6 May 2014 03:27 (eleven years ago)

Lol dj makes me look like a solid ft shooter

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 03:29 (eleven years ago)

Kerr is basically auditioning for the okc job live on tv right now

Clay, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 03:32 (eleven years ago)

marv is egging him on lol

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 03:32 (eleven years ago)

weirdly, kerr is a hot head-coaching prospect right now! NYK; GSW; some other team(s)

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 03:33 (eleven years ago)

with all the wtf is wrong with the pacers, talk....what the fuck is wrong with the thunder right now?

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 03:34 (eleven years ago)

they have a bunch of mediocre players and a horrible coach

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 03:34 (eleven years ago)

and boring uniforms.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 03:35 (eleven years ago)

kerr talking about sequels to cliff paul ads, we've reached that point

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 03:35 (eleven years ago)

they run a highschool jv offense too

Clay, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 03:35 (eleven years ago)

scott brooks has nice glasses, tho. if he had that screw-top twisty hat, he could be an aging member of devo.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 03:36 (eleven years ago)

okc has just kind of bailed on defense which is something i haven't really seen from them

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 03:37 (eleven years ago)

rex chapman!

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 03:39 (eleven years ago)

Yeah ok seems pretty lacking in depth. Plus not only is clips offense stellar but their defense is pretty solid as well. Durant and Westbrook are showing up and it's not even close to enough. That says a lot.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 03:40 (eleven years ago)

clippers in the finals would be fun. they're kind of a hate-able team, but in a fun way!

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 03:43 (eleven years ago)

RT @MettaWorldPeace: Clippers are the deepest team on paper outside the knicks at the beginning of the season.

k3vin k., Tuesday, 6 May 2014 03:43 (eleven years ago)

Thunder are gonna need to force more than 4 TOs per game in this series

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 03:49 (eleven years ago)

crawford should save some of those for a game that matters

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 03:57 (eleven years ago)

remember jared dudley?

k3vin k., Tuesday, 6 May 2014 03:57 (eleven years ago)

Watching David West during the Indy game, I was filled with pity for this guy

Nhex, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 03:59 (eleven years ago)

Interestingly, clips have only a single block and it's not DJ. Function of okc not really getting many shots inside in the first place?

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 04:00 (eleven years ago)

RT @MettaWorldPeace: Clippers are the deepest team on paper outside the knicks at the beginning of the season.

― k3vin k., Monday, May 5, 2014 8:43 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark

super sad how injuries really did in the knicks season

Clay, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 04:15 (eleven years ago)

deandre's chuck impression!

Clay, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 04:27 (eleven years ago)

listening to the simmons podcast with ric bucher and buch had an interesting point about the end of rockets-blazers. basically, if a team doesn't want to give up a 3, they'll tell all the defenders to switch everything so no one gets hung up on a screen. in this case, the best thing the offense can do is set a really bad screen, because one defender is likely to see it and try to switch, while the other defender might be like "this is a horrible screen, i'm just going to stick with my man," thus freeing someone up.

just an interesting lil tactical thing from buch.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 13:55 (eleven years ago)

yeah that was interesting

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 14:17 (eleven years ago)

didn't catch that podcast but watching the final play it looks like parsons and bev deliberately switched guys BEFORE the inbound so that bev could re-switch onto lillard after a screen, but either lillard moved too quickly or bev didn't like the angle he was taking and he didn't switch back, meaning parsons had to scramble to catch up.

k3vin k., Tuesday, 6 May 2014 15:22 (eleven years ago)

just seems like you have to have a set thing you're going to do no matter what on an inbounds play with two seconds or less remaining, there isn't really time to think/communicate/switch/reswitch so bucher was totally right that any kind of fakery will basically trump anything but a lightning-quick defense in that scenario

also i agreed with simmons whatever your defensive philosophy the entire message written on the whiteboard before that play should have been "guard lillard you fools"

i mean dude was fucking CLAPPING HIS HANDS with delight when he broke free yes i know that is also calling for the ball but he was utterly gleeful

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 17:44 (eleven years ago)

the thing i love most about that courtside vine is him clapping his hands

balls, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 17:46 (eleven years ago)

and boring uniforms.

― Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, May 5, 2014 11:35 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

i spent a lot of this game analyzing the thunder's uniforms and i think the main problem is they have too many colors

their team colors are light blue, navy blue, orange-red and orange plus the usual home team base white

that's too much

also their logo is sort of just a basketball in a shield

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 17:47 (eleven years ago)

everything about it is boring

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 18:01 (eleven years ago)

sounds like Mark Jackson is getting fired at the moment.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 18:20 (eleven years ago)

i want to say it so bad

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 18:21 (eleven years ago)

mama there goes that man?

polyphonic, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 18:22 (eleven years ago)

yes

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 18:23 (eleven years ago)

i didn't know that the owner's son is the assistant gm, cool org structure

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 18:24 (eleven years ago)

@MontePooleCSN
To repeat what I've been told (and been saying), divorce between @MarkJackson13 and #Warriors likely mutual. Very mutual.

YOU CAN'T FIRE ME I QUIT

polyphonic, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 18:26 (eleven years ago)

durant officially MVP

k3vin k., Tuesday, 6 May 2014 18:26 (eleven years ago)

Lebron 2, Griffin 3, Noah 4

polyphonic, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 18:27 (eleven years ago)

i want to say it so bad

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, May 6, 2014 11:21 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mama there goes that man?

― polyphonic, Tuesday, May 6, 2014 11:22 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, May 6, 2014 11:23 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ilh

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 18:28 (eleven years ago)

i didn't know that the owner's son is the assistant gm, cool org structure

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, May 6, 2014 2:24 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

mickey arison's son is CEO of the heat but he's also worked there for like a dozen years or something

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 18:30 (eleven years ago)

Kawakami: "I’m also hearing that staffers throughout the building–business department, etc.–have been asked about Jackson and those interviews are not going well for him."

polyphonic, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 18:30 (eleven years ago)

dude must be a complete prick

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 18:33 (eleven years ago)

he is a righteous man of god!

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 18:40 (eleven years ago)

i didn't know that the owner's son is the assistant gm, cool org structure

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, May 6, 2014 2:24 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

mickey arison's son is CEO of the heat but he's also worked there for like a dozen years or something

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, May 6, 2014 2:30 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ceo implies business side, no? or at least "not intimate with the bball operation." my comment was more about how ownership nepotism should not be in the bball op.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 18:43 (eleven years ago)

nick was on the basketball ops side for a while

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 18:44 (eleven years ago)

Prior to the 2008-09 season, he was named Vice President, Basketball Operations where he worked directly with HEAT President Pat Riley and Senior Vice President, Basketball Operations/Assistant General Manager Andy Elisburg on overseeing the basketball side of the organization and played an active role in the recruiting and procurement of talent. During the summer of 2010 he was instrumental in the re-signing of Dwyane Wade and Udonis Haslem, as well as the acquisitions of LeBron James, Chris Bosh and Mike Miller. He also played a significant role in the recruitment of Shane Battier in 2011 and Ray Allen in 2012. All of these players were cornerstones in the Miami HEAT’s Back-to-Back NBA Championship teams in 2012 and 2013.

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 18:44 (eleven years ago)

(that's from his team bio)

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 18:45 (eleven years ago)

gsw so needs to wire their headquarters for sound, so everyone can hear the goings-on.

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 18:45 (eleven years ago)

lol ok, well it doesn't seem to have fucked up the heat, but between the news that jackson and the younger lacob had a blowup and the stuff bucher was saying about how the older lacob micromanages everything, it just seems like a bad place to work.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 18:45 (eleven years ago)

Well, it doesn't sound like Jackson was making it super fun himself.

His idea of handling a dispute is moving your parking space to a shittier spot.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 18:47 (eleven years ago)

lol ok, well it doesn't seem to have fucked up the heat, but between the news that jackson and the younger lacob had a blowup and the stuff bucher was saying about how the older lacob micromanages everything, it just seems like a bad place to work.

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, May 6, 2014 2:45 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah no i'm with u

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 18:51 (eleven years ago)

probably worth posting this incredible Lacob eye-roll-stare-down-sigh gif again cos it really is something. like kobefire.gif good.

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/849158525.gif

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 19:02 (eleven years ago)

@WojYahooNBA 59s
Golden State has fired coach Mark Jackson, league sources tell Yahoo Sports.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 19:06 (eleven years ago)

mama

Clay, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 19:07 (eleven years ago)

there goes

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 19:35 (eleven years ago)

my crayon

tsrobodo, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 19:37 (eleven years ago)

i might have missed this last night in the thread but as good as the wiz looked they also used a frighteningly long stretch of drew gooden in a 2014 playoff game

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 19:39 (eleven years ago)

Gooden had 12 points and 13 boards in 18 minutes, which isn't too shabs

polyphonic, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 19:43 (eleven years ago)

yeah he was rolling so let him stay in, probably be more limited next game

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 19:58 (eleven years ago)

didn't catch that podcast but watching the final play it looks like parsons and bev deliberately switched guys BEFORE the inbound so that bev could re-switch onto lillard after a screen, but either lillard moved too quickly or bev didn't like the angle he was taking and he didn't switch back, meaning parsons had to scramble to catch up.

― k3vin k., Tuesday, May 6, 2014 8:22 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

i think we took a glance at this on friday night, but there's a couple of funny things about the rockets' d on this play. so in the timeout you can hear mchale repeatedly saying "stay with your guy!" i.e. don't switch. so it's weird to see that bev and parsons switched right before the play starts. lillard has been quoted saying he heard them talking confusedly about whether they should switch or not and that's when he knew he could sprint out and beat parsons because they already didn't know what they were gonna do. thus why dame is clapping so hard, he knows he's beat his guy without looking.

so then this came out: http://i.mobypicture.com/user/TomMartinKATC/view/16856780 so bev was on lillard until moments before batum inbounded, but switched with parsons when harden called for it. james harden, defensive floor captain.

Clay, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:05 (eleven years ago)

m.t.g.t.m.

neat, that forms a palindrome.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:11 (eleven years ago)

yeah he was rolling so let him stay in, probably be more limited next game

― imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Tuesday, May 6, 2014 3:58 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's weird he looked good for a minute and his stats were good but he kept doing little drew gooden things (losing the ball out of bounds, blowing defensive switches) and it also correlated with the pacers little run late in bathe third and early in the fourth

I'm not huge in plus minus but he only ended up +2 which is sort of telling. I just had a moment of "uh oh maybe Wittman is outmatched here"

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:12 (eleven years ago)

so are the warriors gonna hire d'antoni

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:39 (eleven years ago)

oh no

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:41 (eleven years ago)

his name is tarnished but he would blitz the league with that team

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:41 (eleven years ago)

would have to move bogut then

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:42 (eleven years ago)

mark jackson's parking spot has been permanently moved somewhere else

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 21:44 (eleven years ago)

yeah I'm not sure what happened with that rockets play but on the surface it sure seems like Harden called a bad audible

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 22:33 (eleven years ago)

I would rather have Beverley chase around screens than have anyone else switch off on Lillard (which I guess is what McHale was saying...)

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 22:34 (eleven years ago)

thought this was pretty telling:

Tim Kawakami @timkawakami · 5h

Also hearing that staffers throughout the building--business dept, etc--have been asked about Jackson and it's not going well for him.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 22:49 (eleven years ago)

Ha. "separation of church and Golden State" got a chuckle out of me. I'll be using that.

tsrobodo, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 23:12 (eleven years ago)

ha, is good.

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 23:13 (eleven years ago)

Blatche just beat the shot clock on a jumper and walked to the bench like the buzzer was the end of the quarter. There are 4 minutes left in the quarter.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 23:16 (eleven years ago)

Reminder that we recently had a NBA team with Blatche, Javale and Nick Young on it.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 23:17 (eleven years ago)

bless

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 23:27 (eleven years ago)

bucher kinda makes it seem that Jackson was well within reason in hating Lacob

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 23:29 (eleven years ago)

quote from Jackson in the above article about Jason Collins is really awful

Clay, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 00:08 (eleven years ago)

could have been much worse. i actually think he handled it fairly delicately, given what i figured an ordained minister might say.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 00:12 (eleven years ago)

Wondering what would happen if Lin somehow found his way onto a Mark Jackson team

, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 00:13 (eleven years ago)

lin seems like a genuinely good guy, which causes me a lot of cognitive dissonance since the rockets are overall such punks.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 00:14 (eleven years ago)

meanwhile, this guy is picking a fight on his selection of blake griffin over lebron james as no. 2 on his mvp ballot. he sounds like buck henry's increasingly unhinged radio host from that old snl skit, more-and-more desperate to get callers, any callers.

Chris Sheridan ‏@sheridanhoops 1h -- I'll debate it, too, right now on Twitter. Tweet my your comments, complaints, questions, venom, etc.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 00:16 (eleven years ago)

feelin pretty good right now with my picks of wiz and clips in those series and a heat sweep.

Clay, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:00 (eleven years ago)

i mean now that all is said and done and we're one game into a series

Clay, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:00 (eleven years ago)

KG should retire tbh

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:22 (eleven years ago)

lin seems like a genuinely good guy, which causes me a lot of cognitive dissonance since the rockets are overall such punks.

― Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, May 7, 2014 12:14 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Parsons seems like a chill bro

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:23 (eleven years ago)

-Q: Were his strong religious beliefs–and the public nature of it–any problem for you at all?

-LACOB: I don’t really want to answer that question because I don’t know that there’s a good answer one way or the other.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:24 (eleven years ago)

but like....... THIS WAS NOT A SECRET WHEN YOU HIRED HIM

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:27 (eleven years ago)

I don't think they realized he would be chartering a separate bus for the heathens who refused to go to his sermons

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:28 (eleven years ago)

in fairness, not all strongly-religious people are jerks about it. there's just a lot we don't know about jackson's behind-the-scenes behaviors with the warriors' management and staff.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:28 (eleven years ago)

but i wanna know.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:28 (eleven years ago)

he can't answer the question because it'd obviously be illegal to fire someone based on their religious beliefs

k3vin k., Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:30 (eleven years ago)

well he CAN, if the answer is no

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:30 (eleven years ago)

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 1h -- This is a life-changing choice for Kerr. He has leverage in New York, where Phil Jackson has no real Plan B. Kerr is wise to take his time.

leverage, yes, but the warriors talent advantage over the knicks is so huge, and the knicks pretty much are writing-off next year, to clear the books for the next offseason. i don't know. seems like golden state is a better bet for kerr.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:30 (eleven years ago)

i'm gonna be really sad if Kerr leaves the media but if he's gonna go i approve of him going to GSW

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:31 (eleven years ago)

exactly.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:33 (eleven years ago)

There's an argument to be made that GSW should hire D'Antoni.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:33 (eleven years ago)

kerr is probably the best color guy in the game and it'd be a shame to lose him

Clay, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:35 (eleven years ago)

i've heard that (the d'antoni-to-warriors notion), but i don't get it. d'antoni's not known for defense, and the warriors' defense is pretty good! admittedly, the warriors would fly up-and-down the court under d'antoni's offense.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:36 (eleven years ago)

yes, i know, the suns' defense under d'antoni was okay. still ...

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:36 (eleven years ago)

Their defense is very good and their offense isn't as good as it should be.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:37 (eleven years ago)

it's not like Bogut and Iguodala will forget how to play defense

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:37 (eleven years ago)

is stan van gundy interested in the warriors job? love him as a coach; not sure if he'd be a good fit. i know he seems happy not coaching now.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:38 (eleven years ago)

Steve Kyler ‏@stevekylerNBA 6h -- .@DParikh91: Who do you think the Warriors hire now? ---> Lots of names being linked to them --- Steve Kerr, Stan Van Gundy, Tom Thibodeau.

hm!

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:41 (eleven years ago)

imo I would have Hoiberg number 1 on my list for pretty much every opening

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:42 (eleven years ago)

svg is batted around in the media for every open high-profile coaching job but he never seems actually interested in returning to coaching

Clay, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:42 (eleven years ago)

steve kerr looks like lawrence o'donnell, and lawrence o'donnell should not coach the golden state warriors.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:43 (eleven years ago)

Man I always thought of Hoiberg as being a royal fuckup and flameout

, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:46 (eleven years ago)

Oh wait maybe I'm thinking of Tim Floyd??

, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:47 (eleven years ago)

Haha yeah Tim Floyd

My bad, Fred Hoiberg! Can't keep track of all you white boys

, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:48 (eleven years ago)

the best thing about hoiberg is that he was nicknamed The Mayor

Clay, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:51 (eleven years ago)

does anyone else associate shooters with a particular way of the ball going through the hoop? with parker it always seems to touch every part of the rim

k3vin k., Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:52 (eleven years ago)

chauncey billups always caught back rim

k3vin k., Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:52 (eleven years ago)

the best thing about hoiberg is that he was nicknamed The Mayor

― Clay, Wednesday, May 7, 2014 1:51 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

because he got write-in votes for mayor of Ames, Iowa, IIRC

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:54 (eleven years ago)

it really sucked that Hoiberg had to retire with that heart problem right when he'd hit his (surprisingly late) prime as a player

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:54 (eleven years ago)

I'd rather they go after Ollie than Hoiberg.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:55 (eleven years ago)

ha i always wondered why but just took it in good faith xxp

Clay, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:55 (eleven years ago)

There's an argument to be made that GSW should hire D'Antoni.

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, May 6, 2014 9:33 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark

we talked about this earlier!

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 02:06 (eleven years ago)

belinelli is currently playing the 4

k3vin k., Wednesday, 7 May 2014 02:09 (eleven years ago)

D'Antoni would be like We Believe II.

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 02:17 (eleven years ago)

That had to be Portland's worst quarter of the year, spurs playing deeee

Clay, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 02:19 (eleven years ago)

spurs splashin

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 02:19 (eleven years ago)

the san antonio spurs are a very good basketball team.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 02:20 (eleven years ago)

okay who is Aaron Baynes

Clay, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 02:29 (eleven years ago)

Their programming is functional

Nhex, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 02:29 (eleven years ago)

is he wilt chamberlain jr xp

Clay, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 02:29 (eleven years ago)

haha 3rd string C with some post moves and bad bball IQ, played some d league this year, aussie

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 02:30 (eleven years ago)

hey btw i hope charles barkley gets owned for talkng shit about SA women AGAIN

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 02:32 (eleven years ago)

like fined or fired or something, this is bullshit

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 02:32 (eleven years ago)

kawhi clowned mo williams so hard there

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)

Tony Parker is v good

Clay, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 02:34 (eleven years ago)

this game is making me so happy

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 02:34 (eleven years ago)

spurs gonna steamroll through wizards in the finals.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 02:35 (eleven years ago)

kawhi in the open court is like listening to discovery for the first time

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 02:35 (eleven years ago)

blazers were due for one of these. Rather it come early than later.

Clay, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 02:36 (eleven years ago)

Holy moley spurs machine humming

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 02:36 (eleven years ago)

Did Reggie just shout out the inland empire and call it "the IE" agh I hate that guy

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 02:37 (eleven years ago)

Turnover number 999 u win a prize

Clay, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 02:37 (eleven years ago)

Blatche just beat the shot clock on a jumper and walked to the bench like the buzzer was the end of the quarter. There are 4 minutes left in the quarter.

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, May 6, 2014 7:16 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This was funny as Greg Anthony was talking about the nets high basketball iq repeatedly and right around the same time andray started doing some p low basketball iq type things which is normally ok in context but gets a little ugly in a high leverage situation like against the heat

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 02:41 (eleven years ago)

does anyone else associate shooters with a particular way of the ball going through the hoop? with parker it always seems to touch every part of the rim

― k3vin k., Tuesday, May 6, 2014 6:52 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

chauncey billups always caught back rim

― k3vin k., Tuesday, May 6, 2014 6:52 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes i totally do this.

tmac and kobe flat shots back of the rim straight down
jamal crawford has the prettiest splash
Dirk has no net movement when he is feeling it cos it barely gets over the front of the rim at the exact same angle as the net

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 02:51 (eleven years ago)

first round >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> second round (so far)

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 02:56 (eleven years ago)

so my dad, who i never ever talk basketball with, emailed me today "WHY DID THE WARRIORS FIRE MARK JACKSON????????????"

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 02:57 (eleven years ago)

Just explain that his hand was down so

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 03:00 (eleven years ago)

i wrote back "poppa there goes that man" etc

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 03:01 (eleven years ago)

lol at a fuck the refs chant when up 25 in the third

Clay, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 03:25 (eleven years ago)

NBA Legion ‏@MySportsLegion 1h -- I really miss round 1 of the NBA playoffs

lol

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 03:27 (eleven years ago)

This guy in the sunglasses behind Stotts XD

, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 03:30 (eleven years ago)

blazers were due for one of these. Rather it come early than later.

― Clay, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 02:36 (57 minutes ago) Permalink

Spin like Tony Parker

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 03:35 (eleven years ago)

tbh tho fuck the refs is p much always a good chant

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 03:35 (eleven years ago)

dude blazers bench has to be bad when aron baynes is posting 10-6 in 9 minutes

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 03:36 (eleven years ago)

thats some dejuan blair numbers there

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 03:36 (eleven years ago)

oh Portland's bench is truly dire for sure.

Clay, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 03:38 (eleven years ago)

blazers have 4 assists on the night

Clay, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 03:40 (eleven years ago)

feeling p good about my non-pacers-related predictions right now

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 03:40 (eleven years ago)

i didnt think it'd be an issue because yalls starters are such beasts and because playoffs and all, short benches, 40 min/night etc

xp

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 03:40 (eleven years ago)

well this got outta hand pretty quick so *crosses fingers* rotations and lineups and minutes prob won't be representative of the series as a whole

Clay, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 03:45 (eleven years ago)

how many more times do I have to endure this pharrell song

Clay, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 03:47 (eleven years ago)

http://24hoursofhappy.com/

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 03:49 (eleven years ago)

http://blogs.mercurynews.com/warriors/2014/05/06/firing-mark-jackson-hard-right-and-necessary-for-the-next-step/

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 03:54 (eleven years ago)

Jesus this game is a slaughter. See you guys tomorrow!

Nhex, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 03:59 (eleven years ago)

feeling p good about my non-pacers-related predictions right now

― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, May 6, 2014

pacers whispering to you: "don't give up on us, baby; we're still worth one ... more try"

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 04:03 (eleven years ago)

There's still a part of me that believes. The Wizards would be the fucking 10 seed in the West, how is this possible. At least they didn't get blown out like the Blazers and Thunder did

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 04:15 (eleven years ago)

Wizards would be the fucking 10 seed in the West

i misread where the "the" was in that sentence, and said "wait waht. . . .?"

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 04:21 (eleven years ago)

Was tempted to post that pic of Glenn Jackson slapping the hell out of some actress in a movie with a hugely satisfied smirk on his face as my commentary on the Blazers-Spurs game. Too disheartened to go find it.

epoxy fule (Aimless), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 04:30 (eleven years ago)

http://bbs.hupu.com/9449546.html?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_content=topic&utm_campaign=rss

i have no idea what's going on here but

Clay, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 05:45 (eleven years ago)

apparently bitcoin jokes and roy hibbert jokes work across all cultures

Clay, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 05:45 (eleven years ago)

Looks like the mainland China equivalent of insidehoops* (虎扑 or hupu = Chinese transliteration of 'hoops')

*not literally insidehoops.com, just a generic basketball fan forum

, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 06:01 (eleven years ago)

I guess the joke is they formed a currency around Hibbert's statline for game 1 of Pacers/Hawks and the joke is that it's more stable than Bitcoin

, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 06:05 (eleven years ago)

ha that's a solid enough joke! thanks dayo

Clay, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 06:39 (eleven years ago)

he certainly disappeared as fast as mt. gox

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 13:57 (eleven years ago)

i think stan van gundy is the most intriguing name for the warriors

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 15:32 (eleven years ago)

that would be a great hire

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 15:33 (eleven years ago)

It prob won't happen but I would be cool with the Knicks picking up Jackson. I think the firing was a mistake.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 15:40 (eleven years ago)

I wonder if Phil Jackson wants to deal with Mark Jackson... I'm guessing the Zen Master will say no to Jesus.

Nhex, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 15:46 (eleven years ago)

jackson and jackson would be a super-duper team of angst, resentments, and ego.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 15:46 (eleven years ago)

Yeah I was thinking he would be a good coach for the team but not for the management

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 15:47 (eleven years ago)

oh please make this happen.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 15:52 (eleven years ago)

great typo

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnC1QRyIMAAILrt.jpg

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 15:53 (eleven years ago)

meanwhile, this is wild.


Tim Reynolds ‏@ByTimReynolds 1h -- “@CandaceDBuckner: #Pacers just announced that Andrew Bynum will not be with the team for remainder of the playoffs”

_________________________________

Candace Buckner ‏@CandaceDBuckner 1h -- #Pacers Larry Bird: "We want to thank Andrew and our medical staff for trying to get the issues with his knee resolved..."

_________________________________

Candace Buckner ‏@CandaceDBuckner 1h -- More Bird: "We wish him the best in the future.”

_________________________________

Candace Buckner ‏@CandaceDBuckner 1h -- Andrew Bynum was signed Feb. 1. Played two games. Reportedly signed for $1 million.

_________________________________

Tim Reynolds ‏@ByTimReynolds 1h -- The Bynum legacy with the Pacers: 2 games.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 15:56 (eleven years ago)

lmao bynum is a cancer

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 15:59 (eleven years ago)

that has to be the answer.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 15:59 (eleven years ago)

i'd rather pay andrew bynum $1 million to not play for me than $1 million to play for me, so in that sense i guess they made out ok

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 15:59 (eleven years ago)

haha otm

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 16:03 (eleven years ago)

Perhaps bynum cancer is contagious and hibbert is suffering from it now

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 16:13 (eleven years ago)

Bynum Wasting Disease

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 16:14 (eleven years ago)

EVERYTHING IS FINE THERE IS NO DISHARMONY THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE HERE ANDREW BYNUM NEVER EVEN PLAYED FOR THE PACERS IT WAS ALL AN ILLUSION

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 19:18 (eleven years ago)

lol k3v

balls, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 19:29 (eleven years ago)

seriously? andrew bynum's presence on the team upset hibbert, who felt so insecure and unwanted that he went into a historic tailspin?

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 20:40 (eleven years ago)

wow, if that's all it took

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 20:43 (eleven years ago)

Tim Reynolds ‏@ByTimReynolds 1h -- There's seats on StubHub for the Pacers game tonight priced at $7. Yes, $7

as lol as this has all gotten, it's also become a little ridiculous.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 22:08 (eleven years ago)

Haha pacers attempt to show team unity is literally a picture of themselves gone fishin'

Bro do you even watch inside

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 23:10 (eleven years ago)

So...Bynum is out of the league at this point right? It sounds like only the Phoenix miracle trainers could save him now but he would be the worst fit there ever...and there's probably no one who can save his mind

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 23:12 (eleven years ago)

Oh wait a minute p jax could take a flyer on him like midseason next year

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 23:13 (eleven years ago)

oh man if the knicks could save bynum

k3vin k., Wednesday, 7 May 2014 23:37 (eleven years ago)

and, as if on cue, hibbert's having a big comeback game.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 23:41 (eleven years ago)

these hibbert post moves from 12 feet are totally sustainable

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 23:43 (eleven years ago)

Candace Buckner ‏@CandaceDBuckner 1h -- Roy might not have looked good on his last few post-ups, but the end results have points &/or fouls. So, can't complain abt style points

so there.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 23:44 (eleven years ago)

Wasn't able to watch last few games live, just watched via dl. Watching them in VLC and being able to skip little 10-20 second bursts / easily replay a few times is so gratifying.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Thursday, 8 May 2014 00:08 (eleven years ago)

So...Bynum is out of the league at this point right? It sounds like only the Phoenix miracle trainers could save him now but he would be the worst fit there ever...and there's probably no one who can save his mind

― z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, May 7, 2014 7:12 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

When IndyStar did their big Get to Know Your New Bynum profile, the dude really didn't sound like someone who ever wanted to play again. Temperament aside, it sounds like he is absolutely physically miserable when he's playing, would not be surprised if he ends up retiring.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Thursday, 8 May 2014 00:10 (eleven years ago)

these hibbert post moves from 12 feet are totally sustainable

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, May 7, 2014 7:43 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

His moves have looked great all season, but afa shooting goes, dude has been completely shook from 0ft -> onward.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Thursday, 8 May 2014 00:12 (eleven years ago)

i don't think you can ever say hibbert's "looked great" on offense. very raw player

k3vin k., Thursday, 8 May 2014 00:13 (eleven years ago)

Think I've gone on about this before, but he's developed a few great low-post moves last few years -- great stutter-pump, hooks w/ left and right.

I mean hibbert has "looked awful" this whole season on offense, but it's basically all on his shot. If he were just making league-average fg% on those good looks, he'd be looking great. Dude's release is just jittery as hell.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Thursday, 8 May 2014 00:19 (eleven years ago)

pacers in 7.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 8 May 2014 00:35 (eleven years ago)

Arash Markazi ‏@ArashMarkazi 6m
Danny Granger once again watching Pacers game in the locker room. Smiles after that last Roy Hibbert rebound and bucket.

;_;

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Thursday, 8 May 2014 00:51 (eleven years ago)

wtf is paul george doing

k3vin k., Thursday, 8 May 2014 00:58 (eleven years ago)

Hibbert definitely fighting more on the boards than he has in a long time

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 8 May 2014 01:09 (eleven years ago)

if they somehow lose this game, lol

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 8 May 2014 01:09 (eleven years ago)

http://i1.hoopchina.com.cn/blogfile/201405/06/BbsImg139935959482341_849*421.jpg

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Thursday, 8 May 2014 01:10 (eleven years ago)

dayum

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Thursday, 8 May 2014 01:11 (eleven years ago)

wall's taken some dumb 3s

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 8 May 2014 01:15 (eleven years ago)

he was wide open on that last one but yeah

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 May 2014 01:19 (eleven years ago)

what a fucking dreadful game from Wall

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 8 May 2014 01:24 (eleven years ago)

hibbert back in for rebounding purposes, lol

k3vin k., Thursday, 8 May 2014 01:28 (eleven years ago)

The sad thing is that I should be rooting for the wizards, but I care more about being right on the internet.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 8 May 2014 01:29 (eleven years ago)

No joke I looked at the time and score with a minute left and wondered why everyone was so urgent about the end of the third quarter

Whoops

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 8 May 2014 01:31 (eleven years ago)

pacers win a home game by 4 points with the other team shooting a combined 10-31 from three & FT = "don't worry we're still losing this series"

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 May 2014 01:32 (eleven years ago)

Hibbert pushing the Friendship Is Magic narrative in his interview

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Thursday, 8 May 2014 01:35 (eleven years ago)

2014 pacers I guess are the best thing about the season, aside from the suns

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 8 May 2014 01:37 (eleven years ago)

Adam Silver: "a first class organization, led by Clay Bennett."

Clay, Thursday, 8 May 2014 01:40 (eleven years ago)

gd looked like that was all green-screened.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Thursday, 8 May 2014 01:41 (eleven years ago)

Holy shit reddick

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 8 May 2014 01:59 (eleven years ago)

http://deadspin.com/white-sports-columnist-mad-about-todays-vulgar-rap-musi-1573250820

cool tweets

Clay, Thursday, 8 May 2014 02:10 (eleven years ago)

Kinda feel like this game is okc's. Home game on MVP night.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 8 May 2014 02:13 (eleven years ago)

didn't watch the early game, roy had 28 & 9??? that's just even stranger than if he'd dropped a donut again!

Clay, Thursday, 8 May 2014 02:37 (eleven years ago)

also cp3 is Ray Allen now that's cool

Clay, Thursday, 8 May 2014 02:38 (eleven years ago)

wow mega flop by KD

k3vin k., Thursday, 8 May 2014 02:42 (eleven years ago)

Nah no flop

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 8 May 2014 02:46 (eleven years ago)

hurting you can't be serious

k3vin k., Thursday, 8 May 2014 02:49 (eleven years ago)

one of these days teams insisting on having their centers touch the ball 30 feet from the basket has got to stop

k3vin k., Thursday, 8 May 2014 02:49 (eleven years ago)

Kev do you mean on the Dj screen? Cuz he went flying in a very dangerous way. Maybe a flop gone wrong I guess.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 8 May 2014 02:53 (eleven years ago)

yeah, it was clearly a flop. watch where his foot plants and figure out how it'd be possible to flail like that without trying

k3vin k., Thursday, 8 May 2014 02:55 (eleven years ago)

Lol replay of the lights dimming

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 8 May 2014 02:56 (eleven years ago)

ha cp yelling at Silver!

Clay, Thursday, 8 May 2014 02:57 (eleven years ago)

If we slow it down we will be as to see what went wrong

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 8 May 2014 02:58 (eleven years ago)

http://twitpic.com/e37y63

totally natural

k3vin k., Thursday, 8 May 2014 03:12 (eleven years ago)

lol that gif

call all destroyer, Thursday, 8 May 2014 03:13 (eleven years ago)

Kenny Smith says Westbrook will be MVP in 2 years huh

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 8 May 2014 03:16 (eleven years ago)

I wish Chuck had bet him 100k on the spot

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 8 May 2014 03:16 (eleven years ago)

what team will durant be on in two years

Clay, Thursday, 8 May 2014 03:19 (eleven years ago)

unless the Thunder panic in his contract year he'll be on the thunder

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 8 May 2014 03:25 (eleven years ago)

well I was implying Russ isn't winning any mvp titles with kd on his team

Clay, Thursday, 8 May 2014 03:32 (eleven years ago)

lol CP3 what a twerp

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 8 May 2014 03:42 (eleven years ago)

man there should be so many flopping warnings for this game

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 8 May 2014 03:46 (eleven years ago)

"One thing about our team: it's a team full of good players." - Scott Brooks

Clay, Thursday, 8 May 2014 03:54 (eleven years ago)

that should have been a foul on griffin

k3vin k., Thursday, 8 May 2014 03:56 (eleven years ago)

lol adams

Clay, Thursday, 8 May 2014 03:57 (eleven years ago)

griffin and adams is going to be a thing this series

k3vin k., Thursday, 8 May 2014 03:58 (eleven years ago)

Adams is gonna get suspended for a game this series for sure

Clay, Thursday, 8 May 2014 04:02 (eleven years ago)

wait, what was wrong with that?

k3vin k., Thursday, 8 May 2014 04:03 (eleven years ago)

this should not be a tech on Adams imo and wtf is Kerr talking about

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 8 May 2014 04:03 (eleven years ago)

and how did okc get the ball? huh?

k3vin k., Thursday, 8 May 2014 04:03 (eleven years ago)

Kerr just completely ignoring the replay

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 8 May 2014 04:03 (eleven years ago)

i am really confused

k3vin k., Thursday, 8 May 2014 04:04 (eleven years ago)

paul stepped out of bounds so it was technically thunder ball when adams landed

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 8 May 2014 04:04 (eleven years ago)

ah

k3vin k., Thursday, 8 May 2014 04:04 (eleven years ago)

the danny granger experiment has got to end

k3vin k., Thursday, 8 May 2014 04:05 (eleven years ago)

I've seen some questionable no-calls on 3 pointers today btw, wonder if there was a memo

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 8 May 2014 04:06 (eleven years ago)

I think you could argue Adams was being reckless there but otherwise that was a bad tech call

Clay, Thursday, 8 May 2014 04:06 (eleven years ago)

I mean if you ballfake a guy off his feet that's gonna happen. It's what you want to happen!

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 8 May 2014 04:07 (eleven years ago)

steven adams is a treasure

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Thursday, 8 May 2014 06:35 (eleven years ago)

^ deep truths

Clay, Thursday, 8 May 2014 07:22 (eleven years ago)

Inside the NBA is going to kill me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=945UIS1LhqA

tsrobodo, Thursday, 8 May 2014 13:18 (eleven years ago)

honestly disappointed in ILH that I didn't wake up to see the a Barkley-Churro-DongSlurp.gif

Nhex, Thursday, 8 May 2014 13:27 (eleven years ago)

So KD was one assist short of a triple double and Russ had a triple double. Gives me a few good time-wasting basketball reference search ideas.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 8 May 2014 14:05 (eleven years ago)

that last Russ assist was kinda BS though
as Steve Kerr said, TAINTED

Nhex, Thursday, 8 May 2014 14:05 (eleven years ago)

lol

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 8 May 2014 14:06 (eleven years ago)

actually IDK if there's away to basketball ref search for games in which two players did something, so nm

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 8 May 2014 14:07 (eleven years ago)

i found an article from 2011 saying it had only happened twice since '86

call all destroyer, Thursday, 8 May 2014 14:12 (eleven years ago)

is that 'offs only or regular season too?

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 8 May 2014 14:39 (eleven years ago)

reg season.

jordan/pippen in '89, kidd/carter in ''07

call all destroyer, Thursday, 8 May 2014 14:43 (eleven years ago)

he was out of bounds
http://media.giphy.com/media/2ZqbXccQVJS1ssKcFbO/giphy.gif

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Thursday, 8 May 2014 17:15 (eleven years ago)

still a bizarre tech call. the dude bit on a pump-fake, what was he supposed to do?

k3vin k., Thursday, 8 May 2014 17:16 (eleven years ago)

yeah he was totally trying to get out of the way and clearly shied away from rocking cp with his 'bows

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Thursday, 8 May 2014 17:29 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl19f6h70pE

polyphonic, Thursday, 8 May 2014 19:49 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/user/GDawkinsReborn/videos

micah, Thursday, 8 May 2014 21:41 (eleven years ago)

Terry Cummings got a foot in yo neck!!

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 8 May 2014 22:59 (eleven years ago)

I'm watching a download of last nights inside the nba and Jesus they could literally replace shaq with a computer that just yelled out a player's nickname two times for every highlight

Clay, Thursday, 8 May 2014 23:24 (eleven years ago)

What makes you think they didn't already do that

Morpheus.jpg

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 8 May 2014 23:59 (eleven years ago)

I don't think deron williams can defend anyone anymore

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 9 May 2014 00:00 (eleven years ago)

bill Simmons called dame "The Omen" on espn just now

Clay, Friday, 9 May 2014 00:18 (eleven years ago)

Wow pierce Garnett Williams and Johnson now have two free throw attempts TOTAL in nearly six quarters of this series

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 9 May 2014 00:46 (eleven years ago)

I forgot David west was in the 2003 draft

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 9 May 2014 00:47 (eleven years ago)

Feel like we should do a poll thread on the 84 vs 03 drafts sometime

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 9 May 2014 00:48 (eleven years ago)

I know it's against nu ilx rules to comment on a woman's looks at all but since this is ilh, sage Steele is kinda hawt

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 May 2014 01:40 (eleven years ago)

heck yes

call all destroyer, Friday, 9 May 2014 01:43 (eleven years ago)

the blazers snake in locker room story is hilarious btw

call all destroyer, Friday, 9 May 2014 01:44 (eleven years ago)

probably need to get the W when Fearza hits 6 threes

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 9 May 2014 01:44 (eleven years ago)

Bill Simmons was just like blah blah blah to me with her on screen. Maybe that was just Bill Simmons though.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 May 2014 01:45 (eleven years ago)

I think the problem here is the spurs are way better than the blazers

Clay, Friday, 9 May 2014 01:54 (eleven years ago)

Yup

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 May 2014 01:56 (eleven years ago)

Lol no actually I was not confused by all the expanding hoses on the market

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 May 2014 01:57 (eleven years ago)

ooh we got some Joey action tonight. 'Zers got a chance after all

Clay, Friday, 9 May 2014 01:59 (eleven years ago)

Simmons on tv weirds me out still, I can't watch him

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 9 May 2014 02:05 (eleven years ago)

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18l9v3yk1g0lfgif/k-bigpic.gif

, Friday, 9 May 2014 02:06 (eleven years ago)

I feel like Simmons has a high smugness to insight ratio on TV. He's better in print.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 May 2014 02:09 (eleven years ago)

kawhi sick steal, manu sick pass, marco sick layup and1

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 9 May 2014 02:09 (eleven years ago)

bill simmons has a thread here yall

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 9 May 2014 02:09 (eleven years ago)

kawhi having a podium game tonight

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 9 May 2014 02:10 (eleven years ago)

bill simmons has a thread here yall

― smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, May 8, 2014 10:09 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hah I even started it sorry dogg

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 9 May 2014 02:11 (eleven years ago)

kawhi is too good for a #podiumgame imo

k3vin k., Friday, 9 May 2014 02:12 (eleven years ago)

think the key to get dame's offense going is to just always have a clock expiring somwhere

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 9 May 2014 02:12 (eleven years ago)

well that was better than first quarter game one, at least it looked like two basketball teams out there

Clay, Friday, 9 May 2014 02:13 (eleven years ago)

I haven't even looks into or read abt the Miami game was it even competitive

Clay, Friday, 9 May 2014 02:14 (eleven years ago)

it was ugly as hell to watch

k3vin k., Friday, 9 May 2014 02:14 (eleven years ago)

holy shit boris stormed into the paint like usain bloat

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 9 May 2014 02:17 (eleven years ago)

TEAR THE CLUB UP BORIS

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 9 May 2014 02:18 (eleven years ago)

MOTHERFUCKERS KNOW WHO THE KINGS OF FRANCE ARE
*tony and boris pose on 2000-era cash money album cover*

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 9 May 2014 02:18 (eleven years ago)

i couldn't watch the heat-nets game, but i just saw bill simmons say the heat look like an old team, even tho lebron is "still one of the nba's best athletes," and he essentially said the west's more athletic teams -- e.g., okc and the clippers -- must be salivating at the chance to face the heat in the finals. i mean, maybe it's true, but simmons just sounds like he's baiting/trolling everyone.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 9 May 2014 02:20 (eleven years ago)

i think the west winner is gonna steamroll the heat, yeah

k3vin k., Friday, 9 May 2014 02:22 (eleven years ago)

no way, spurs-heat is going 15 games

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 9 May 2014 02:22 (eleven years ago)

ICY HOT IS IN RIDDIM

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 9 May 2014 02:23 (eleven years ago)

daaaaaaamn

Clay, Friday, 9 May 2014 02:24 (eleven years ago)

I was saying this the other day but heat basically won't play a playoff game until the finals and that'll hurt them

Clay, Friday, 9 May 2014 02:25 (eleven years ago)

ITS RAININ THREES
HALLELUJAH ITS RAININ THREES

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 9 May 2014 02:26 (eleven years ago)

rip

Clay, Friday, 9 May 2014 02:27 (eleven years ago)

I was saying this the other day but heat basically won't play a playoff game until the finals and that'll hurt them

― Clay, Thursday, May 8, 2014

idgi heat locked in an epic second-round struggle right now iirc

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 9 May 2014 02:27 (eleven years ago)

welp, this game just became too sorry for me to continue procrastinating work with it, will have to find something else

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 May 2014 02:27 (eleven years ago)

marco hits three, pop stands aloof on the sidelines, ilu pop aka be my actual father

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 9 May 2014 02:28 (eleven years ago)

pop "we ' re money"

moullet, Friday, 9 May 2014 02:31 (eleven years ago)

oh man lma :(

Clay, Friday, 9 May 2014 02:32 (eleven years ago)

my god portland is shook as fuck

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 9 May 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)

SHOOK

moullet, Friday, 9 May 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)

hahaha jesus tiago

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 9 May 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)

i mean splitter is owning this

moullet, Friday, 9 May 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)

They almost seem a lil snakebit out there

Clay, Friday, 9 May 2014 02:34 (eleven years ago)

lol clay

k3vin k., Friday, 9 May 2014 02:36 (eleven years ago)

by "west winner" i mean "the spurs" btw, wow

k3vin k., Friday, 9 May 2014 02:36 (eleven years ago)

TRAILBLAZERZ has died of snakebite

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 May 2014 02:37 (eleven years ago)

i think lamarcus must have dysentery he is shittin the bed

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 9 May 2014 02:38 (eleven years ago)

the oregon trailblazers need to trade for spare parts

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 May 2014 02:39 (eleven years ago)

dame gettin mad outchea

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 9 May 2014 02:40 (eleven years ago)

goddamn spurs are killer bees on the swarm

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 9 May 2014 02:40 (eleven years ago)

let's imagine tiago night right now: pop just said "good job" to him

moullet, Friday, 9 May 2014 02:41 (eleven years ago)

spurs basically like
fuck you and everything you stand for
right now

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 9 May 2014 02:46 (eleven years ago)

it's big brother vs lil brother out there

Clay, Friday, 9 May 2014 02:47 (eleven years ago)

spurs have fuckin 70 at the half

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 9 May 2014 02:48 (eleven years ago)

the san antonio spurs are good at basketball.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 9 May 2014 02:50 (eleven years ago)

As for people who pick Portland, or even Spurs in 7, I think you are being deceived by the Rockets defense.

― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, May 5, 2014 12:05 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 May 2014 02:53 (eleven years ago)

Clay
Posted: May 8, 2014 at 6:54:07 PM
I think the problem here is the spurs are way better than the blazers

Clay, Friday, 9 May 2014 02:56 (eleven years ago)

i agree with clay.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 9 May 2014 02:56 (eleven years ago)

PDX sports bar getting way into it as the lead is cut to 15.

Clay, Friday, 9 May 2014 03:13 (eleven years ago)

lma having a rough night

Clay, Friday, 9 May 2014 03:21 (eleven years ago)

Series don't start til a a team wins away.

tsrobodo, Friday, 9 May 2014 03:33 (eleven years ago)

this is logically not true if the home team wins all the way the series is over 7 u lose

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 9 May 2014 03:38 (eleven years ago)

Thomas Robinson goat

Clay, Friday, 9 May 2014 03:44 (eleven years ago)

classic spurs, blowing a huge lead like this

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 9 May 2014 03:46 (eleven years ago)

Can't think of many series' that went to 7 without a team breaking home court. Talking more in terms of how things actually tend to play out.

tsrobodo, Friday, 9 May 2014 03:54 (eleven years ago)

i knowwwwww

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 9 May 2014 03:54 (eleven years ago)

that's that, good game good effort

Clay, Friday, 9 May 2014 03:57 (eleven years ago)

KAWHI

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 9 May 2014 03:57 (eleven years ago)

Can't think of many series' that went to 7 without a team breaking home court. Talking more in terms of how things actually tend to play out.

― tsrobodo, Thursday, May 8, 2014 11:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

teams that win the first 2 games of a series go on to win a pretty overwhelming majority of the time, iirc

k3vin k., Friday, 9 May 2014 04:35 (eleven years ago)

then again the spurs were up on OKC 2-0 two years ago then blew the next 4 games, maybe portland will be "too athletic" for the spurs just like the thunder were

k3vin k., Friday, 9 May 2014 04:36 (eleven years ago)

SHUT UP

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 9 May 2014 04:45 (eleven years ago)

hey i'm team spurs

k3vin k., Friday, 9 May 2014 04:47 (eleven years ago)

well actually my rooting interests now are probably

clips > spurs > heat > thunder

k3vin k., Friday, 9 May 2014 04:48 (eleven years ago)

oh are you xp

Clay, Friday, 9 May 2014 04:49 (eleven years ago)

you make no sense

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 9 May 2014 04:49 (eleven years ago)

xp

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 9 May 2014 04:49 (eleven years ago)

i just mean out of who's left

k3vin k., Friday, 9 May 2014 04:51 (eleven years ago)

i wanna see cp3 get a ring :(

k3vin k., Friday, 9 May 2014 04:51 (eleven years ago)

love the blazers too obv, would slot them between clips and spurs, but i don't give them much of a shot, sorry clay

k3vin k., Friday, 9 May 2014 04:52 (eleven years ago)

i give them less of a shot than that!

Clay, Friday, 9 May 2014 04:53 (eleven years ago)

i think i'm wiz>clips>spurs>blazers>heat>thunder>nets>pacers

balls, Friday, 9 May 2014 04:55 (eleven years ago)

Oh this is fun:

Blzrs >> Wiz > Sprs > Indy > Heat >>> OkC > Nets >>>>>>>>>> LAc

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Friday, 9 May 2014 05:34 (eleven years ago)

blazers >∞> wiz >> spurs >> clips > indy > thunder > heat > nets

something abt that feels off. i might end up rooting for the clippers if they make it to the wcf just cuz u know my boys got beat by the spurs and also they are new and interesting comparatively

Clay, Friday, 9 May 2014 06:00 (eleven years ago)

Griffin and CP3 are a disgrace to basketball and I hope their postseason careers are forever futile and embarrassing.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 9 May 2014 06:28 (eleven years ago)

Tell em

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Friday, 9 May 2014 07:16 (eleven years ago)

matt otm. blake's kia-optima commercials are kinda funny tho idk.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 9 May 2014 10:00 (eleven years ago)

spurs>death>all else

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 9 May 2014 10:08 (eleven years ago)

lol matt

k3vin k., Friday, 9 May 2014 11:58 (eleven years ago)

I guess if we're really talking about unweighted rooting, Clips > Nets > Wiz > Thunder > Blazers> Spurs > Pacers > Heat

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 May 2014 13:46 (eleven years ago)

clips > spurs > heat > thunder

― k3vin k., Friday, May 9, 2014 12:48 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark

this is terrorism

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 May 2014 13:52 (eleven years ago)

maybe portland will be "too athletic" for the spurs just like the thunder were

― k3vin k., Friday, May 9, 2014 12:36 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark

what's your explanation for why the thunder won four straight in that series

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 May 2014 13:52 (eleven years ago)

clips > spurs > heat > thunder

― k3vin k., Friday, May 9, 2014 12:48 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark

this is terrorism

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, May 9, 2014 9:52 AM (2 minutes ago)

well i only included teams i considered having a real chance to win it all. it's weighted toward how much i enjoy watching them play + personal guys i like on the team

k3vin k., Friday, 9 May 2014 13:56 (eleven years ago)

the spurs had literally won 20 straight games at that point, including 10 in the playoffs and 2 against the thunder. they had a slump. also the thunder having the 2 best players, and probably 3 of the best 5, didn't hurt either

k3vin k., Friday, 9 May 2014 13:57 (eleven years ago)

plus wanting to see a team other than the heat win it this year. though obv i want the heat to come out of the east, ain't trying to watch the wizards in the finals, sorry

k3vin k., Friday, 9 May 2014 13:58 (eleven years ago)

D Will 0 points in 37 minutes? woooow how much is this guys still owed?

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Friday, 9 May 2014 15:02 (eleven years ago)

thunder had a couple of flukey career performances help w/ that spurs series also iirc

balls, Friday, 9 May 2014 15:53 (eleven years ago)

Im rooting for the clippers.. been on the bandwagon since they got blake and I couldnt handle fucking awful laker fans anymore.

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 9 May 2014 17:32 (eleven years ago)

I am rooting for

Blazers > Spurs > OKC > Heat > Clippers > Wizards > Nets > Pacers

polyphonic, Friday, 9 May 2014 19:17 (eleven years ago)

jingleberries gets it

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 May 2014 19:18 (eleven years ago)

unweighted rooting: Clips > Nets > Wiz > Thunder > Blazers> Spurs > Pacers > Heat

― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, May 9, 2014

__________________________

wanting to see a team other than the heat win it this year.

― k3vin k., Friday, May 9, 2014

right now, a angel in heaven, and stitches in the 305, are both crying.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 9 May 2014 20:05 (eleven years ago)

holy shit boris stormed into the paint like usain bloat

― smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, May 8, 2014 10:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Booming post imo

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 9 May 2014 20:55 (eleven years ago)

I want to see the heat lose this year also if for no other reason than I can't take crowds humming seven nation army like its a World Cup chant any more

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 9 May 2014 20:56 (eleven years ago)

Also that lady who is always somewhere right behind the announcers screeching "let's go heat" slightly behind the beat of the prerecorded part

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 9 May 2014 20:57 (eleven years ago)

Also dwyayane wade is a sanctimonious chipmunk who tries to injure people

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 9 May 2014 20:58 (eleven years ago)

Bron is great tho

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 9 May 2014 20:58 (eleven years ago)

I like the clippers blazers and kd/Westbrook and am mildly intrigued by the wizards transformation into a real team but really I'm most enjoying the spurs and am kind of rooting for Timmy and pop to win one more and go out in a blaze of glory

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 9 May 2014 21:00 (eleven years ago)

Oh and nets are interesting for local interest general strangeness and residual pierce/Garnett goodwill

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 9 May 2014 21:02 (eleven years ago)

I like everyone I like basketball

Clay, Friday, 9 May 2014 21:10 (eleven years ago)

but seriously I'm so sick of the heat and everything hibachi said about wade is totally otm

Clay, Friday, 9 May 2014 21:11 (eleven years ago)

I love hoops

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 9 May 2014 21:12 (eleven years ago)

yes

imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Friday, 9 May 2014 21:16 (eleven years ago)

i'd probably rather see any other team than the nets, such a bland team

k3vin k., Friday, 9 May 2014 21:48 (eleven years ago)

seriously everything about them down to their (HOVA DESIGNED!) logos/colors/jerseys

Spottie, Friday, 9 May 2014 22:08 (eleven years ago)

The Pacers, who did not administer a physical to Bynum until after he signed the contract, had initially entered this relationship with high hopes. Though at times, players and coaches tempered their excitement due to Bynum's long history of health issues

Clay, Friday, 9 May 2014 22:57 (eleven years ago)

I want to see the heat lose this year also if for no other reason than I can't take crowds humming seven nation army like its a World Cup chant any more

― z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, May 9, 2014

you can say that, but it's 1000% better than a crowd humming our old "theme song," in the air tonight like they're a f--g ghost choir.

Also dwyayane wade is a sanctimonious chipmunk who tries to injure people

― z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, May 9, 2014

aw. this no right.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 9 May 2014 23:05 (eleven years ago)

Candace Buckner ‏@CandaceDBuckner 1h -- During starters' intros, Scola & Watson were waiting @ end of a handshake line. Starters never came. So Scola shrugged and headed back

BAND OF BROTHERS

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 10 May 2014 00:08 (eleven years ago)

I want to see the heat lose this year also if for no other reason than I can't take crowds humming seven nation army like its a World Cup chant any more

― z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, May 9, 2014

it IS a World Cup chant though, right?

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 10 May 2014 00:33 (eleven years ago)

not giving bynum a physical first is completely insane, but props to bynum's agent.

call all destroyer, Saturday, 10 May 2014 00:43 (eleven years ago)

larry bird seems like a really savvy executive, but this is inexplicable.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 10 May 2014 00:52 (eleven years ago)

idk seems like they were well aware of the risk

micah, Saturday, 10 May 2014 00:54 (eleven years ago)

Did anyone confirm they were operating under the 'lock up Bynum so the Heat don't get him' theory

, Saturday, 10 May 2014 00:58 (eleven years ago)

I'm sticking with "they realized something super dark and horrible about Roy Hibbert and were desperate"

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 10 May 2014 00:59 (eleven years ago)

it was just a very cheap gamble imo

micah, Saturday, 10 May 2014 01:06 (eleven years ago)

Did anyone confirm they were operating under the 'lock up Bynum so the Heat don't get him' theory
― 龜, Saturday, 10 May 2014 10:58

bird explicitly denied this fyi

micah, Saturday, 10 May 2014 01:09 (eleven years ago)

serial mom, on something called cozi tv, is more interesting than this playoff game.

btw: pacers in 7.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 10 May 2014 01:16 (eleven years ago)

spurs scored more points in the first half yesterday than the pacers and wizards combined for today.

Clay, Saturday, 10 May 2014 01:21 (eleven years ago)

Hibbert running slower than Oden

, Saturday, 10 May 2014 01:37 (eleven years ago)

Wiz not lookin like much right now.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Saturday, 10 May 2014 01:44 (eleven years ago)

agreed w/very cheap gamble, 1mil is nothing
I don't get it though - Bynum couldn't really play at all, so why would that affect Hibbert's psyche this long?

Nhex, Saturday, 10 May 2014 01:59 (eleven years ago)

Tim Reynolds ‏@ByTimReynolds 1h -- This Pacers series looks over.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 10 May 2014 02:00 (eleven years ago)

Hi five dan esq

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Saturday, 10 May 2014 02:10 (eleven years ago)

haha

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 10 May 2014 02:12 (eleven years ago)

proving it's better to see yourself succeed than to see your enemies fail

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 10 May 2014 02:13 (eleven years ago)

Wizards getting their pockets picked like every other possession damn

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Saturday, 10 May 2014 02:30 (eleven years ago)

i have stopped watching serial mom in lieu of this playoff game, and am now watching barbie: mermaidia, with my daughter, in lieu of this playoff game. anything but this playoff game.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 10 May 2014 02:37 (eleven years ago)

Michael Wallace ‏@WallaceNBA_ESPN 1h -- Wizards set franchise playoff scoring low w/63. Pacers take 2-1 lead. Teams that win Game 3 of series tied at 1-1 advance 75% of time.

63 is fourth-fewest points in a playoff game in the last 60 years. wiz gonna take this series.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 10 May 2014 02:39 (eleven years ago)

These direct tv commercials are gross.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Saturday, 10 May 2014 02:40 (eleven years ago)

Fuck I really wanna see this game through but it's gonna go so late

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Saturday, 10 May 2014 02:45 (eleven years ago)

Move to the other side of the world

, Saturday, 10 May 2014 02:47 (eleven years ago)

that lob to deandre >>>>>

Clay, Saturday, 10 May 2014 02:47 (eleven years ago)

Looked like he put in a cheat code

, Saturday, 10 May 2014 02:49 (eleven years ago)

"Scott Brooks doesn't understand." Announcers taken out of context.

Clay, Saturday, 10 May 2014 02:53 (eleven years ago)

Candace Buckner ‏@CandaceDBuckner 1h -- And it's back! Vogel, an old playoff tradition, wishing reporters good luck on their deadlines. Yup. He's in a good mood.

get ready for a wave of pacers are back stories over the next 48 hours.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 10 May 2014 02:56 (eleven years ago)

People have short memories.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Saturday, 10 May 2014 02:58 (eleven years ago)

Fwiw I didn't think the pacers were 100% back, more like they were 80 and the wiz just aren't really that good.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Saturday, 10 May 2014 03:00 (eleven years ago)

get ready for a wave of *pacers are back* stories over the next 48 hours.

I think you've said this after every pacers win since march!

Clay, Saturday, 10 May 2014 03:05 (eleven years ago)

it's true this time!

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 10 May 2014 03:14 (eleven years ago)

wow, back to back sikk crossovers from reggie and KD

k3vin k., Saturday, 10 May 2014 03:26 (eleven years ago)

Love Jamal crawford

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Saturday, 10 May 2014 03:28 (eleven years ago)

Clips doing things right but shots not falling

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Saturday, 10 May 2014 03:34 (eleven years ago)

i am enjoying this series v much

Clay, Saturday, 10 May 2014 03:42 (eleven years ago)

lol timothy olyphant in the house

Clay, Saturday, 10 May 2014 03:45 (eleven years ago)

Damn that looks like it could have cracked a rib

Is it bad I kinda root for Westbrook to get injured so that the DURANTULA can be unleashed

, Saturday, 10 May 2014 03:49 (eleven years ago)

they're so much better with russ tho

k3vin k., Saturday, 10 May 2014 03:50 (eleven years ago)

too many fouls

Clay, Saturday, 10 May 2014 03:51 (eleven years ago)

westbrook is such a firecracker

Clay, Saturday, 10 May 2014 03:54 (eleven years ago)

there's probably not a guy in the league i go from hating their game to thinking they're an absolute genius as many times per game as russ

Clay, Saturday, 10 May 2014 03:54 (eleven years ago)

WOW this quarter

k3vin k., Saturday, 10 May 2014 03:55 (eleven years ago)

cp3 with the why-not 30 footer

k3vin k., Saturday, 10 May 2014 03:55 (eleven years ago)

whoever sings this song that keep cutting the video in with highlights i keep thinking it's jason kidd and you should try that b/c it's v funny

Clay, Saturday, 10 May 2014 03:56 (eleven years ago)

http://hangtime.blogs.nba.com/2014/05/09/film-study-splitter-d-keys-spurs/

moullet, Saturday, 10 May 2014 04:06 (eleven years ago)

Loool exact same for me. Also at one point I thought it was everlast.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Saturday, 10 May 2014 04:06 (eleven years ago)

great 1st half - loved bill & jalen running to te studio

moullet, Saturday, 10 May 2014 04:07 (eleven years ago)

loll rough sequence by perk

k3vin k., Saturday, 10 May 2014 04:15 (eleven years ago)

Griffin loves the glass but the glass does not love him.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Saturday, 10 May 2014 04:16 (eleven years ago)

Sick of this tech bulllshit.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Saturday, 10 May 2014 04:29 (eleven years ago)

too many fouls!

Clay, Saturday, 10 May 2014 04:43 (eleven years ago)

What the heck

, Saturday, 10 May 2014 04:43 (eleven years ago)

good call on that one though. not sure where the contact was on cp3's shot

k3vin k., Saturday, 10 May 2014 04:44 (eleven years ago)

clearly a foul on KD

k3vin k., Saturday, 10 May 2014 04:44 (eleven years ago)

This is like the first game I recall where I am rooting for both teams on offense

, Saturday, 10 May 2014 04:52 (eleven years ago)

I just want both sides to keep scoring & never stop

, Saturday, 10 May 2014 04:52 (eleven years ago)

watching big baby run is the best

Clay, Saturday, 10 May 2014 04:52 (eleven years ago)

Collision was kinda dumb to think he could get away with that dunk

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Saturday, 10 May 2014 04:54 (eleven years ago)

what's the largest lead in this game, like 6?

Clay, Saturday, 10 May 2014 05:01 (eleven years ago)

Seven I think.

Fuck sleep.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Saturday, 10 May 2014 05:03 (eleven years ago)

omg blake floppppp

smooth hymnal (m bison), Saturday, 10 May 2014 05:11 (eleven years ago)

Russss

, Saturday, 10 May 2014 05:12 (eleven years ago)

jaysus that shot, cold

smooth hymnal (m bison), Saturday, 10 May 2014 05:12 (eleven years ago)

ooh

k3vin k., Saturday, 10 May 2014 05:13 (eleven years ago)

CP3 was on both sides of this 5 point swing

, Saturday, 10 May 2014 05:13 (eleven years ago)

terrible no-foul by the clips there, wtf

k3vin k., Saturday, 10 May 2014 05:17 (eleven years ago)

This is so obviously out on CP3 what's the holdup

, Saturday, 10 May 2014 05:18 (eleven years ago)

it's a kick on paul regardless

k3vin k., Saturday, 10 May 2014 05:18 (eleven years ago)

funny thing is the clock would reset to 14 too if it were a kick

k3vin k., Saturday, 10 May 2014 05:19 (eleven years ago)

Hahaha

, Saturday, 10 May 2014 05:25 (eleven years ago)

Russ had an amazing fuckin game

Clay, Saturday, 10 May 2014 05:27 (eleven years ago)

The Thunder should focus their energies on these last possessions on getting him a triple doub

, Saturday, 10 May 2014 05:28 (eleven years ago)

Reggie lightly tossing it up & Russ flying in for a board

, Saturday, 10 May 2014 05:28 (eleven years ago)

Cool game

Spottie, Saturday, 10 May 2014 06:52 (eleven years ago)

Clips 63 at half, wiz 63 total

Spottie, Saturday, 10 May 2014 06:54 (eleven years ago)

That was a really good game, Westbrook was incredible

Still hard to believe he had three knee surgeries in a year

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Saturday, 10 May 2014 21:11 (eleven years ago)

Is it bad I kinda root for Westbrook to get injured so that the DURANTULA can be unleashed

― 龜, Friday, May 9, 2014 11:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^^^^^ was exactly me last year during playoffs and expected Durant to go for 40ppg with all the high shot volume he'd have w/o Russ in lineup. We know how that turned out, and now I have to begrudgingly accept that Russ/Durant works.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Saturday, 10 May 2014 22:30 (eleven years ago)

starting to loosely believe russ might avg a triple double over a series someday

Clay, Saturday, 10 May 2014 22:35 (eleven years ago)

Don't watch enough Thunder to know their rotations but have they been wildly more successful when playing RJ at point along w/ Russ and KD in there?

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Saturday, 10 May 2014 23:24 (eleven years ago)

Fwiw I didn't think the pacers were 100% back, more like they were 80 and the wiz just aren't really that good.
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, May 9, 2014 11:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

get ready for a wave of *pacers are back* stories over the next 48 hours.
I think you've said this after every pacers win since march!
― Clay, Friday, May 9, 2014 11:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's true this time!
― Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, May 9, 2014 11:14 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kpelton Kevin Pelton
Of the Pacers' 18 best games this season (margin + opponent/location), last night was the first once since the All-Star break.

BACK!!

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Saturday, 10 May 2014 23:31 (eleven years ago)

BINGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 10 May 2014 23:32 (eleven years ago)

Why does Brooklyn even try to stop Lebron

, Sunday, 11 May 2014 00:45 (eleven years ago)

Can't take seriously a bunch of yuppies chanting "BROOKLYN"

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Sunday, 11 May 2014 02:21 (eleven years ago)

nets about to own this series ...

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 11 May 2014 02:22 (eleven years ago)

teletovic has a cool jumper

micah, Sunday, 11 May 2014 02:31 (eleven years ago)

james jones very nearly had to take a shot in the paint

k3vin k., Sunday, 11 May 2014 02:35 (eleven years ago)

Can't take seriously a bunch of yuppies chanting "BROOKLYN"

― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Saturday, May 10, 2014 10:21 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

do they know that they chant it to the same cadence as the "bullshit" chant?

call all destroyer, Sunday, 11 May 2014 02:38 (eleven years ago)

parker ballin hard rn

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 11 May 2014 02:50 (eleven years ago)

It's from a song xp I would post it but I don't feel like going to the trouble on my phone

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Sunday, 11 May 2014 03:01 (eleven years ago)

More like BOREtland FAILblazers

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Sunday, 11 May 2014 03:20 (eleven years ago)

foreign legion has been on fire tonight

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 11 May 2014 03:21 (eleven years ago)

i just started it off my dvr but jeez parker came out guns a blazin huh

Clay, Sunday, 11 May 2014 03:27 (eleven years ago)

DRUDGE SIREN TIM DUNCAN ALLEYOOP ATTEMPT

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 11 May 2014 03:36 (eleven years ago)

this is ugly

Clay, Sunday, 11 May 2014 03:46 (eleven years ago)

clay how you holdin up man

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 11 May 2014 03:56 (eleven years ago)

idk I basically gave up any investment in this series around middle of second quarter game 2 so I mean I'm just watching a guy kill my dog right now but I already knew he was gonna do it. But still u love your dog y'know, rough to watch him die.

Clay, Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:00 (eleven years ago)

I feel lucky I have such rotten cable that I cannot watch the Spurs eviscerate the Blazers.

epoxy fule (Aimless), Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:03 (eleven years ago)

;_; i'm so sorry it had to be this way guys

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:03 (eleven years ago)

I just hope their spirits aren't broken for life

Clay, Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:05 (eleven years ago)

yall are young, lots of years of success await you

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:06 (eleven years ago)

yall need a playmaker off the bench + depth and yall will be legit contenders

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:07 (eleven years ago)

CCTV is obligated by the Communist Party to show a retrospective on the Kasparov v. Deep Blue match so I cannae watch the second half right now

, Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:08 (eleven years ago)

obviously

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:10 (eleven years ago)

I saw TP9 pull up and hit a three with like 23 seconds left on the shot clock tho

, Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:11 (eleven years ago)

yall need a playmaker off the bench + depth and yall will be legit contenders

yeah I mean relying on the husk of mo williams wasn't doing any favors. we need just an entire bench rehaul aside from Joel Freeland. no draft picks to move for help this summer so idk where the upgrades are coming from.

Clay, Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:12 (eleven years ago)

also defense is a real problem in general

Clay, Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:12 (eleven years ago)

I might be legitimately shocked if San Antonio loses another game before the finals tho

Clay, Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:14 (eleven years ago)

Lots of teams need those things tbf xxxp

Spottie, Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:14 (eleven years ago)

After a thrilling reminder of Kasparov v. Deep Blue, I see the Blazers have cut the lead to under 10

, Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:17 (eleven years ago)

batmun

moullet, Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:18 (eleven years ago)

An even bigger question for me than where is Tim Duncan's Lazarus Pool is how TP9 has kept his quickness up in his 13th season in the league

, Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:19 (eleven years ago)

Under 10 is a charitable way to say a 9 point lead for the Spurs. But even if the Blazers were to heroically pull this one from the fire, the series outcome is pretty obvious. The Blazers have too few answers.

epoxy fule (Aimless), Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:21 (eleven years ago)

at least they're showing some fight tho, it's a tonic

Clay, Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:24 (eleven years ago)

rolo is so awesome

moullet, Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:25 (eleven years ago)

xpost i think okc/clips gonna be trouble, spurs not sweeping those finals

moullet, Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:26 (eleven years ago)

TIAGO IS DUNKING ON THE REG NOW

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:26 (eleven years ago)

wau! matthews steal

moullet, Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:27 (eleven years ago)

more incredible than tony/tim is how manu controls his disaster/awesome play ratio "under control"

moullet, Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:28 (eleven years ago)

good eye and hustle on that one, manu was tryina be a lil too cute with the pass

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:28 (eleven years ago)

i think manu's age has slowed him down so he's had to be more careful with his disaster plays

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:28 (eleven years ago)

kawhi is getting regular trips to the line now. he's posting up, hitting midrange jumpers. offensive game getting more rounded out. GOOD THINGS.

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:29 (eleven years ago)

m bise who's the Spur in the full body zentai suit

, Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:31 (eleven years ago)

wow lma scored incredible

Clay, Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:32 (eleven years ago)

prolly athletic wite aron baynes?

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:32 (eleven years ago)

kawhi in gm2 that was smooth as fuck..

moullet, Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:32 (eleven years ago)

Manu needs to borrow some of that hair ink from Boozer

I'm being blinded

, Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:33 (eleven years ago)

Patty Mills reminds me of a mini Tony Parker I think Tony's been feeding him at dinner

, Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:34 (eleven years ago)

OMG BORISSSSS

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:35 (eleven years ago)

boris is one of my favorite players to watch. no one that chunky should be able to do the shit that he does

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:35 (eleven years ago)

victor claver sighting :-O
where's KHRYAPA?

moullet, Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:35 (eleven years ago)

Lol Diaw should have been credited w/ an assist to Batum on that one

, Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:42 (eleven years ago)

u know, french national team, only tony, boris, and batum back there, i could see it being a lil confusing

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:44 (eleven years ago)

if u just ignore 3rd quarters, the spurs are the greatest team in basketball last 4 games.

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:52 (eleven years ago)

(parenthesis)

boris diaw profile by hollinger, i guess, after the 2012 season (mia-okc finals):

+ Ballhandling combo forward held back by his increasingly poor conditioning.
+ Sees floor well but often eschews easy shots to make the pass. Midrange shooter.
+ Good defensive player. Strong and moves his feet well. Subpar rebounder.

Stranger than fiction: In a matter of days, Diaw went from one of the worst players on the worst teams in history to starting for one of the league's best teams. (...) He remains an outstanding passer who ranked second among power forwards in pure point rating, and as a Spur he was more aggressive and less prone to passing up easy shots -- in particular, he's shown a tremendous knack for reverse layups. (...) Given his solid rep and career numbers in this area, one suspects he'll remain a quality defender as long as he lays off the pastries

... and of couse, two years later, he looks so much better.... a-pop-ting!

moullet, Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:54 (eleven years ago)

May I never have to watch another Robin Lopez spin move ever again

, Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:55 (eleven years ago)

i had to stop watching a little while ago, just seriously couldn't believe how bad Portland was getting beaten

Nhex, Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:58 (eleven years ago)

theyre making a run right now, showin some fight.

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 11 May 2014 05:00 (eleven years ago)

Was that graphic correct

Is it really more than halfway through the 4th and the Blazers only have 2 bench points

, Sunday, 11 May 2014 05:01 (eleven years ago)

Oh my god not a single Blazer 's bench guy has played more than 9 minutes and 59 seconds

, Sunday, 11 May 2014 05:02 (eleven years ago)

blazers bench have combined for 29 min, 1-8 shooting

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 11 May 2014 05:03 (eleven years ago)

lma and harden's last series looks very similar

moullet, Sunday, 11 May 2014 05:03 (eleven years ago)

spurs have had some great quarterback passes from duncan and diaw tonight

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 11 May 2014 05:05 (eleven years ago)

lma and harden's last series looks very similar

― moullet, Saturday, May 10, 2014 10:03 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

i really don't know what's up with lma other than splitter's in his head somehow or is maybe just a genius on d now

Clay, Sunday, 11 May 2014 05:14 (eleven years ago)

splitter has been a great defensive player this year overall anyway, great shot alterer

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 11 May 2014 05:15 (eleven years ago)

LeBron's Michael Sam comments were disappointing.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 11 May 2014 05:36 (eleven years ago)

link?

Clay, Sunday, 11 May 2014 05:37 (eleven years ago)

they just showed it on sportscenter, can't find a link. You kind of need to see the video to get how bad it was but he basically said "I'm happy for everyone who got drafted."

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 11 May 2014 05:42 (eleven years ago)

"since chip arrived we've done better"
tony on spurs hitting 19-19 from the line

moullet, Sunday, 11 May 2014 05:45 (eleven years ago)

in case anyone doesnt know who's "chip" : http://grantland.com/features/the-shot-doctor/
his case w tiago shot form kinda eerie... not to say weird

moullet, Sunday, 11 May 2014 05:48 (eleven years ago)

the spurs impenetrable process

moullet, Sunday, 11 May 2014 05:49 (eleven years ago)

lost a game?

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/4787129/headbang-o.gif

can't . . . lose . . . even . . . one . . . game . . .

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 11 May 2014 10:58 (eleven years ago)

good lord, clips cant shoot for shit in this game

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 11 May 2014 21:32 (eleven years ago)

yeah they're bricking everything

k3vin k., Sunday, 11 May 2014 21:33 (eleven years ago)

smh that was a foul on blake

k3vin k., Sunday, 11 May 2014 21:55 (eleven years ago)

Clips were playing like a team fine being eliminated until about three minutes ago

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 11 May 2014 21:59 (eleven years ago)

Blake is playing center with 5 fouls, interesting idea but also Russ is gonna drive the basket every possession as long as this goes on

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 11 May 2014 22:02 (eleven years ago)

holy shit blake

k3vin k., Sunday, 11 May 2014 22:05 (eleven years ago)

ahhhhhhhh

k3vin k., Sunday, 11 May 2014 22:06 (eleven years ago)

OKC shook!

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 11 May 2014 22:06 (eleven years ago)

bullshit call on the rip-through there

k3vin k., Sunday, 11 May 2014 22:12 (eleven years ago)

HOLY SHIT

k3vin k., Sunday, 11 May 2014 22:13 (eleven years ago)

AHHHHHHHHHH

k3vin k., Sunday, 11 May 2014 22:14 (eleven years ago)

we on it homies

moullet, Sunday, 11 May 2014 22:15 (eleven years ago)

gotta love those pullup westbrook 30 footers, he'll hit one some day!

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 11 May 2014 22:18 (eleven years ago)

was anyone open? i thought that was a good shot

k3vin k., Sunday, 11 May 2014 22:19 (eleven years ago)

no timeouts, down 2 on the road, i'd totally take that look for the win there

k3vin k., Sunday, 11 May 2014 22:19 (eleven years ago)

brooks not fouling with 28 seconds left was the real crime imo

k3vin k., Sunday, 11 May 2014 22:20 (eleven years ago)

it's an ok shot for someone who can shoot 3s

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 11 May 2014 22:21 (eleven years ago)

there were like 4 seconds left tho

k3vin k., Sunday, 11 May 2014 22:23 (eleven years ago)

Yeah that 3 would have basically ended the series if it had gone, you kind of have to ride or die with Russ

but it really seemed like only one or two guys on OKC had any idea that they had no timeouts

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 11 May 2014 22:24 (eleven years ago)

But yeah with that much time I can't believe he didn't go all the way to the hoop, he probably would have gotten fouled too!

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 11 May 2014 22:24 (eleven years ago)

i mean watch that last play again, what is russ supposed to do?

k3vin k., Sunday, 11 May 2014 22:26 (eleven years ago)

there were like 4 seconds left tho

― k3vin k., Sunday, May 11, 2014 10:23 PM (39 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's a lot of time to get to the rim

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 11 May 2014 22:26 (eleven years ago)

holy shit
props to the Clips, but man OKC totally threw that away

Nhex, Sunday, 11 May 2014 22:27 (eleven years ago)

assuming russ is 50% to tie the game with a layup, the 3 was a good shot if you give him a >25% chance to hit it

k3vin k., Sunday, 11 May 2014 22:32 (eleven years ago)

I don't

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 11 May 2014 22:34 (eleven years ago)

well alright

k3vin k., Sunday, 11 May 2014 22:36 (eleven years ago)

Always figured that the thunder would steamroll their way through the WC each year whenever Russ/KD were healthy, still tough for me to believe that the Clips would oust them this year, if anything kinda seems like a job for the Spurs and no one else. Kinda ;_; Blazers have been poop these few games, would be such a bummer for their great season to just get ho-hum swept by the Spurs.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Sunday, 11 May 2014 23:27 (eleven years ago)

Although I guess narrative wise it'd be weird if Chris Paul never made it to the Finals, guess he's got a strong two-year window now that Deandre has improved so much.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Sunday, 11 May 2014 23:28 (eleven years ago)

i'm sure when the history books are written everyone will forget how ridiculously deep the western conference has been, getting through to the finals is basically a roll of the dice. jordan didn't get to the finals until he teamed up with pippen and the bad boys broke up

k3vin k., Monday, 12 May 2014 00:06 (eleven years ago)

Kinda ;_; Blazers have been poop these few games, would be such a bummer for their great season to just get ho-hum swept by the Spurs.

― Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Sunday, May 11, 2014 7:27 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Murdering feel-good seasons of up-and-comers with ice cold ruthlessly efficient sweeps is kind of the spurs' thing tho

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Monday, 12 May 2014 00:11 (eleven years ago)

lol, wizards taking turns rejecting hibbert

k3vin k., Monday, 12 May 2014 00:11 (eleven years ago)

if Gooden was like 8% less crazy he would have made an allstar team

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 12 May 2014 00:22 (eleven years ago)

lol hibachi otm

Nhex, Monday, 12 May 2014 00:23 (eleven years ago)

Blazers look like a team that played a 35 game series, not 6

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 12 May 2014 00:24 (eleven years ago)

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/nba/nba/dam/assets/140511163416-chris-paul-vs-thunder-051114.home-t6.jpg

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 May 2014 00:25 (eleven years ago)

imo the clock was gonna strike midnight on aldridge's midrange game sooner or later

xp

k3vin k., Monday, 12 May 2014 00:26 (eleven years ago)

BTW if that tip had gone in would it have counted? It looked to me like it was after the clock expired but IDK if there's some special rule for a "tip" as opposed to a shot.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 May 2014 00:27 (eleven years ago)

it's just a matter of whether his hand was on the ball when the clock expired or not

k3vin k., Monday, 12 May 2014 00:31 (eleven years ago)

Hah settle down there al harrington

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Monday, 12 May 2014 00:34 (eleven years ago)

it's nice to see some peipheral 2013 nuggets play key minutes this deep in the playoffs

k3vin k., Monday, 12 May 2014 00:35 (eleven years ago)

Drew gooden and al Harrington are why I kind of think the wiz won't advance, in 2014 they are basically the big man versions of the mike dunleavy rule

Lol k3v I have specifically been thinking of you every time they showed a bored al Harrington sitting on the bench

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Monday, 12 May 2014 00:36 (eleven years ago)

Dre miller is def still helpful tho especially for a young team at their first rodeo

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Monday, 12 May 2014 00:37 (eleven years ago)

didn't think Webster could still do that (or ever do that?)

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 12 May 2014 00:39 (eleven years ago)

Shame on every title-contending team for not picking up Miller.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Monday, 12 May 2014 00:49 (eleven years ago)

Thank god there's a new Kevin hart movie it had been a few weeks and I was getting worried about him

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Monday, 12 May 2014 00:50 (eleven years ago)

Besta Beal ballerina name

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Monday, 12 May 2014 00:51 (eleven years ago)

Shame on every title-contending team for not picking up Miller.

― Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Monday, May 12, 2014 12:49 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

spurs are better off with patty thrills/beliballs

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 12 May 2014 00:52 (eleven years ago)

Hahaha dammit *baller name.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Monday, 12 May 2014 00:52 (eleven years ago)

Can never hurt a team if Andre Miller is giving you even just a few minutes a agame, you know he'll do something positive.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Monday, 12 May 2014 00:53 (eleven years ago)

Unless you're Brian Shaw I guess

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Monday, 12 May 2014 00:54 (eleven years ago)

I think he wanted to go to a team that could give him minutes tho

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 12 May 2014 00:54 (eleven years ago)

Dude just asks to enter each game, Shaw taking some weird stand for a doomed Nugs team

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Monday, 12 May 2014 01:02 (eleven years ago)

john wall is fast

call all destroyer, Monday, 12 May 2014 01:03 (eleven years ago)

Wall is so rad

Clay, Monday, 12 May 2014 01:03 (eleven years ago)

Man monster 2nd quarter

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Monday, 12 May 2014 01:04 (eleven years ago)

ghorghe muresan sighting!

Clay, Monday, 12 May 2014 01:22 (eleven years ago)

great play to start the first half by the pacers. incredible

k3vin k., Monday, 12 May 2014 01:23 (eleven years ago)

CWebb being very kind to Roy Hibbert

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 12 May 2014 01:29 (eleven years ago)

and now Hibbert dominating again, what a weirdo

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 12 May 2014 01:46 (eleven years ago)

this is bizarre

Clay, Monday, 12 May 2014 01:49 (eleven years ago)

#gonefishin

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Monday, 12 May 2014 01:51 (eleven years ago)

I think lance faking a dustup w beal got them fired up or something?

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Monday, 12 May 2014 01:54 (eleven years ago)

I hate the hitch in Paul George's free throw routine, it's like when a video game stutters for a moment

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Monday, 12 May 2014 01:57 (eleven years ago)

Drew Gooden is 32 and has already played for 10 teams. Pursuit of history?

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 12 May 2014 01:59 (eleven years ago)

Joe Smith was so close, RIP http://www.basketball-reference.com/leaders/most_franchises.html

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 12 May 2014 02:00 (eleven years ago)

Gooden Harrington combo really taking it to Indy

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Monday, 12 May 2014 02:00 (eleven years ago)

looking forward to the Gooden highlight reel for this game

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 12 May 2014 02:07 (eleven years ago)

if you're getting pushed around and suckered by Al Harrington, Drew Gooden, and Dre Miller in 2014 like good luck to you I guess

Clay, Monday, 12 May 2014 02:07 (eleven years ago)

do they have someone else from 1999 to throw in there? Is Darvin Ham on the coaching staff?

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 12 May 2014 02:09 (eleven years ago)

Hah settle down there al harrington

― z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, May 11, 2014 8:34 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Monday, 12 May 2014 02:12 (eleven years ago)

Paul George having a quietly ridic game

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 12 May 2014 02:17 (eleven years ago)

nene's scoops haven't been working

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 12 May 2014 02:21 (eleven years ago)

terrible call on ariza imo

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 12 May 2014 02:22 (eleven years ago)

Pg having quietly ridiculous playoffs

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Monday, 12 May 2014 02:23 (eleven years ago)

nene's block OOOO_OOOO

Clay, Monday, 12 May 2014 02:27 (eleven years ago)

THIS IS IT! NE-NE!

moullet, Monday, 12 May 2014 02:28 (eleven years ago)

when all is said and done PG improved this season and is back on track to being TMac 2.0

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 12 May 2014 02:29 (eleven years ago)

Heard PG has a wicked cut fastball

, Monday, 12 May 2014 02:30 (eleven years ago)

Joey Crawford getting some real clutch dramatic physicality to his calls here in the fourth

Clay, Monday, 12 May 2014 02:30 (eleven years ago)

re: George - more Iggy than Mcgrady.

moullet, Monday, 12 May 2014 02:31 (eleven years ago)

when all is said and done PG improved this season and is back on track to being TMac 2.0

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, May 11, 2014 10:29 PM (1 minute ago)

stooooop

k3vin k., Monday, 12 May 2014 02:31 (eleven years ago)

:o

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Monday, 12 May 2014 02:32 (eleven years ago)

smh hibbert wasn't even looking at the rim when he shot that

k3vin k., Monday, 12 May 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)

Hahaha Indy winning out remaining games, let Hibbert dynasty begin

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Monday, 12 May 2014 02:35 (eleven years ago)

stooooop

― k3vin k., Monday, May 12, 2014 2:31 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

PG is a lot better in the playoffs but TMac was a good player man

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 12 May 2014 02:36 (eleven years ago)

i know tmac was a good player! paul george was an average player for the last 4 months of this season!

k3vin k., Monday, 12 May 2014 02:37 (eleven years ago)

the perfect turnover

Clay, Monday, 12 May 2014 02:38 (eleven years ago)

^^^ offensive game stunted but dudes d didn't waiver, think we can all move to Pip 2.0 safely.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Monday, 12 May 2014 02:39 (eleven years ago)

kev why are you so easily trolled by the TMac thing smh

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 12 May 2014 02:39 (eleven years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA LANCE

k3vin k., Monday, 12 May 2014 02:40 (eleven years ago)

Bad Lance

Clay, Monday, 12 May 2014 02:40 (eleven years ago)

kev why are you so easily trolled by the TMac thing smh

― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, May 11, 2014 10:39 PM (29 seconds ago)

haha damn

k3vin k., Monday, 12 May 2014 02:40 (eleven years ago)

paul george plays like tmac but it's blasphemous to compare them as offensive players

there are several things about PG that might eventually make him a better overall player though

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 May 2014 02:40 (eleven years ago)

god brad beal's blown layups in this game are costly, that one was tough but yeesh

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 12 May 2014 02:40 (eleven years ago)

Laaaance wtfwtfwtf

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Monday, 12 May 2014 02:41 (eleven years ago)

in evaluating this series i forgot how insanely lopsided this coaching match up is

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 May 2014 02:41 (eleven years ago)

I don't think beal tried to miss that FT, he has some clutchness issues

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 12 May 2014 02:41 (eleven years ago)

xp good point. randy wittman is still randy wittman.

call all destroyer, Monday, 12 May 2014 02:42 (eleven years ago)

it looked like he tried to miss it but that would be profoundly stupid, so i give him the benefit of the doubt xp

k3vin k., Monday, 12 May 2014 02:43 (eleven years ago)

does anyone want to win this thing

call all destroyer, Monday, 12 May 2014 02:43 (eleven years ago)

lol hill nearly airballed that one

k3vin k., Monday, 12 May 2014 02:43 (eleven years ago)

god, the wizards are gonna end up getting off an ungodly shot here

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 May 2014 02:44 (eleven years ago)

those 3 missed FTs Beal had in game 1 (including an airball!) were really epic stuff that kinda got forgotten

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 12 May 2014 02:44 (eleven years ago)

in wittman we don't trust

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 May 2014 02:44 (eleven years ago)

amazing

k3vin k., Monday, 12 May 2014 02:45 (eleven years ago)

hahahahahahahaha

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 May 2014 02:45 (eleven years ago)

yeah wittman, but wall and beal have doe some amazingly dumb things in this series and holy moly trevor that pass....

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 12 May 2014 02:45 (eleven years ago)

Actual Lols at the finish of this game

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 May 2014 02:47 (eleven years ago)

wittman is lie brooks where you can easily find fault in the play of his stars but almost every close loss has the rotten stench of the coach lingering

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 May 2014 02:48 (eleven years ago)

beal takes forever to do anything, ariza passes to a ghost

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 12 May 2014 02:48 (eleven years ago)

i truly think it's almost impossible to win in the playoffs if you don't have a coach who can reliably and consistently get his team clean looks at end of games

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 May 2014 02:50 (eleven years ago)

like even that play there might have made sense conceptually when you see it drawn up but late game execution -- timing, good screens being sets etc -- is a top-down thing that comes from coaching imo and that's especially true when you're talking about teams like OKC and Washington that are led by 23, 24 and 25 year olds

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 May 2014 02:52 (eleven years ago)

heat in 5
spurs in 5
thunder in 7
pacers in 6

― k3vin k., Sunday, May 4, 2014 8:13 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i feel like i very may well regret picking the pacers but then again i just don't trust the wizards

― k3vin k., Sunday, May 4, 2014 8:49 PM (1 week ago)

k3vin k., Monday, 12 May 2014 02:59 (eleven years ago)

you might hit all 4 of those picks

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 May 2014 03:03 (eleven years ago)

hi five kev k
---

I'm kind of surprised at how many people are going Wiz over Pacers tbh.

Pacers in 6
Heat in 5
Clippers in 7
Spurs in 5

― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Sunday, May 4, 2014 11:34 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 May 2014 03:51 (eleven years ago)

Lol like we coulda known they were gonna cut the Bynum cancer out bringing back the old pacers.

Having said that. The wizards threw that one away nene missed two easy scoops beal two layups and free throws wall being literally scared to shoot and playing Gooden/Harrington waaaaaaay too long.

Cool games today. Enjoyed watching the clips comeback found myself rooting for them for some reason idk.

Spottie, Monday, 12 May 2014 06:58 (eleven years ago)

Was funny watching d Collison make amazing plays on offense and then let Russ blow by and get like 4 layups in a row.

Still don't understand why granger is playing.

Durants flex in DJs face is still making me laugh. have a hard time buying into tough guy durant.

Spottie, Monday, 12 May 2014 07:04 (eleven years ago)

please, let's get to the part of the season where the heat have been eliminated, so i can root frantically for the western conference team in the NBA finals.

Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, 12 May 2014 12:16 (eleven years ago)

if that somehow actually happened I would totally cheer for the team coming from the East

Nhex, Monday, 12 May 2014 12:23 (eleven years ago)

though tbh i cheer for any team going up against the Heat, even the Spurs

Nhex, Monday, 12 May 2014 12:24 (eleven years ago)

never -- never ever -- the pacers or the nets.

Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, 12 May 2014 12:25 (eleven years ago)

What happened to Gortat in that game

Y'all covered the Wittman funk that hung over the last half of the fourth q but it also seemed like he was punishing Gortat for allowing Hibbert's resurrection last game and/or got seduced by the random good game by Harrington-gooden combo

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Monday, 12 May 2014 14:01 (eleven years ago)

It's not that hard a call to make that playoff pressure would pull the Pacers together enough to beat the fourteenth best team in the NBA.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 May 2014 14:22 (eleven years ago)

I still don't see them taking more than a game off the Heat though.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 May 2014 14:23 (eleven years ago)

sad to say i pretty much agree, it won't be nearly as good a series as last year's ECF. but maybe they can surprise us

Nhex, Monday, 12 May 2014 14:29 (eleven years ago)

What happened to Gortat in that game

Wondered same thing but didn't read anything about it last night. Guess that 2nd unit was humming along nicely and idk Whittman just spaced about marchin'.

I still don't see them taking more than a game off the Heat though.
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, May 12, 2014 10:23 AM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I know it takes longer than a few games to wash off a 3mo funk but if Indy is anywhere near mid-season form vs. the team they were literally constructed to match up against, seems pretty well matched, esp. if Heat have to go some extra games -> extra mileage on Wade.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Monday, 12 May 2014 15:05 (eleven years ago)

I still don't see them taking more than a game off the Heat though.

― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, May 12, 2014

and here is where the lawyer ILH constituency shatters into "arguably-realistic" and "hyper-paranoid" mini-camps.

Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, 12 May 2014 15:15 (eleven years ago)

Well it'll be interesting. Their defense has started to look good again. Their bench isn't doing shit though, and it's hard for me to believe they can get the kind of all-cylinders performances out of their starters that it'll probably take to beat Miami in more than one game.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 May 2014 15:20 (eleven years ago)

wade's getting no explosiveness against the nets. he says it's because of the way the nets pack the paint, but i imagine that's the pacers strategy, too. a big concern going forward.

Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, 12 May 2014 15:44 (eleven years ago)

as i was saying ...

Ira Winderman ‏@IraHeatBeat 1h -- Yes, the Pacers' resurgence very much has caught the Heat's attention.

Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, 12 May 2014 18:33 (eleven years ago)

Enjoyed watching the clips comeback found myself rooting for them for some reason idk.

its easy for me, I love watching Blake and CP3 and feel much better cheering for them now that Sterling is gone. but I still want the Spurs to win it all.

frogbs, Monday, 12 May 2014 18:38 (eleven years ago)

Blake especially is playing his ass off

Nhex, Monday, 12 May 2014 18:58 (eleven years ago)

Spurs/Clippers would be a lot of fun. In theory I'd rather see OKC, but I'm getting tired of Brooks and his horrible offense.

polyphonic, Monday, 12 May 2014 19:04 (eleven years ago)

Blake is very creative on offense imo. His athleticism gets touted a lot, but he also has certain physical shortcomings (e.g. short arms) that he finds clever ways to get around. I've also seen him putting in a lot of effort and making a big difference on defense.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 May 2014 19:09 (eleven years ago)

Fun, effective, nutty defensive adjustments like CP3 guarding KD is something I can get behind.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Monday, 12 May 2014 19:22 (eleven years ago)

yeah cp3 switching onto durant for the 4th quarter and the clippers subsequently running OKC out of the building was a pretty incredible sight to watch

k3vin k., Monday, 12 May 2014 19:27 (eleven years ago)

has anyone pointed out that it's exactly what happened to lebron in the 2011 finals when they would just stick kidd or barea on him

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 May 2014 19:33 (eleven years ago)

there are slight differences but it's the same function: both teams knew the guy was just gonna turn around and shoot a fadeaway

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 May 2014 19:34 (eleven years ago)

having a competent coach like Doc sure goes a long way

frogbs, Monday, 12 May 2014 19:40 (eleven years ago)

yeah cp3 switching onto durant for the 4th quarter and the clippers subsequently running OKC out of the building was a pretty incredible sight to watch

― k3vin k., Monday, May 12, 2014 12:27 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this was fun, j0 otm too. I loooove guarding bigger guys in pick up ball. Prefer it actually. Easier to take them off of their game.

Spottie, Monday, 12 May 2014 20:47 (eleven years ago)

LeBron doin things

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 01:03 (eleven years ago)

lebron's going hammer

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 01:06 (eleven years ago)

nets prob feel alright about only being down 7 with bron on pace for 50 but feel like the heat could really race out here

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 01:08 (eleven years ago)

Hadn't seen KG play all season but he looks more spry than I expected

, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 01:35 (eleven years ago)

I don't remember seeing kg dunk since about November

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 01:36 (eleven years ago)

christ, lebron

k3vin k., Tuesday, 13 May 2014 01:43 (eleven years ago)

lebron carrying the team like he is in cleveland

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 01:44 (eleven years ago)

I'm not entirely sure this heat team is THAT much better than some of his better cavs teams all things considered.

Clay, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 01:45 (eleven years ago)

aw cmon those cleve teams were turrible

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 01:54 (eleven years ago)

lolebron

k3vin k., Tuesday, 13 May 2014 01:55 (eleven years ago)

do either of these teams even have an offense

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 02:10 (eleven years ago)

i think at this point the spurs and sometimes the clippers are the only teams with offenses

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 02:11 (eleven years ago)

it's true :/

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 02:11 (eleven years ago)

if i owned a team i would be pretty hands off but one of my few rules would be that we had to have an offense

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 02:12 (eleven years ago)

aw cmon those cleve teams were turrible

they had lebron though and some okay guys now and then and won like 60+ games more than once!

Clay, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 02:13 (eleven years ago)

they had p horrible dudes who did nothing on other teams and they 60+ games bc lebron is awesome and the east is weak always

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 02:14 (eleven years ago)

Bosh the 3 god

, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 02:14 (eleven years ago)

i forgot how much stress dwyane wade caused me last summer. soooooooo much stress, fuck that guy

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 02:18 (eleven years ago)

already my least favorite date of 2014 is when dwyane wade opts out of his deal and gets a 4 year $60 million extension

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 02:19 (eleven years ago)

loving this brooklyn crowd idgaf theyre amped

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 02:19 (eleven years ago)

xp that will be so dope for the rest of the league, waste the end of lebron's prime plz

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 02:20 (eleven years ago)

damn, bron

k3vin k., Tuesday, 13 May 2014 02:20 (eleven years ago)

I was seriously going to ask when the last time was that Lebron was in foul trouble, I don't remember him ever getting to 4 in a non overtime game

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 02:21 (eleven years ago)

those stupid little B's in the ball nets logos above the names on the jerseys smh

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 02:22 (eleven years ago)

this is vintage game 6 of the 2013 finals worthless dwyane wade

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 02:23 (eleven years ago)

Way too much "let Shaun Livingston create a shot" offense going on

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 02:23 (eleven years ago)

already my least favorite date of 2014 is when dwyane wade opts out of his deal and gets a 4 year $60 million extension

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, May 12, 2014 10:19 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is gonna be incredible, the end of his next contract could be current Kobe levels of bad

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 02:26 (eleven years ago)

Lol Deron

, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 02:27 (eleven years ago)

oh good lord lebron is seriously gonna foul out

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 02:27 (eleven years ago)

i see we're at the chuck up terrible shots part of the game

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 02:29 (eleven years ago)

Bosh three from three feet outside the arc was definitely the shot they wanted

, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 02:29 (eleven years ago)

what are these shots???

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 02:29 (eleven years ago)

these last 4 possessions or so have been just miserable. tired legs.

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 02:29 (eleven years ago)

well he's obviously not going to foul out

k3vin k., Tuesday, 13 May 2014 02:30 (eleven years ago)

I think kg should get his nickname back but at this point it should be the Canceled Ticket

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 02:30 (eleven years ago)

bawsh

k3vin k., Tuesday, 13 May 2014 02:32 (eleven years ago)

I'm gonna call j0rd the ILH Nostradamus for predicting the rise of Bosh's three game two years ago

, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 02:32 (eleven years ago)

lmao that defensive possession from bron, smh

k3vin k., Tuesday, 13 May 2014 02:32 (eleven years ago)

brostradamus

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)

joe johnson has taken some reallty bad shots recently

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)

bosh's shooting percentage on high leverage 3s over the last two seasons feels like it's 70%

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 02:34 (eleven years ago)

boshstradamus

Clay, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 02:35 (eleven years ago)

I hadn't even considered wade's extension this summer god that's gonna be sad

Clay, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 02:36 (eleven years ago)

i feel like there's a 20% chance he realizes his own mortality and takes a dirk/duncan sweetheart deal to maximize the heat's cap flexibility but i do like to entertain the scenario where wade plays hardball and the heat let him walk

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 02:38 (eleven years ago)

like how many games a year is wade playing in 2016-17? less than half of them right? And he'd have a year or two left on his deal.

Clay, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 02:40 (eleven years ago)

well he can opt into 2/40 which would sink the heat in the next two seasons but could be better in the long run, but i feel like he'd take a less AAV for a few extra seasons.

but yeah i can't even imagine Wade playing in 2017

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 02:41 (eleven years ago)

bosh was 50% on clutch 3s this season https://twitter.com/mfollowill/status/466044130703839232

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 02:42 (eleven years ago)

I don't know why I'm torturing myself by watching this game but Portland looks like it's finally adjusted like it should have after game one.

Clay, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 02:56 (eleven years ago)

i have so many chores to do right now but i am neglecting them so i can double screen this game and twitter

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 03:32 (eleven years ago)

why is there competitive basketball on my tv right now

Clay, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 03:32 (eleven years ago)

contagion blew in from brooklyn

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 03:33 (eleven years ago)

rooting for Portland just so my pics can come out right

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 03:33 (eleven years ago)

picks

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 03:34 (eleven years ago)

these blazers lineups are SO goofy, even if it's by necessity.

Clay, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 03:38 (eleven years ago)

the unstoppable will barton and thomas robinson two man game ya'll, fear the future

Clay, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 03:39 (eleven years ago)

matthews has been playing some crazy good d on kawhi

Clay, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 04:18 (eleven years ago)

yet another 3-and-one

Clay, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 04:27 (eleven years ago)

blazers are ballin' on a spursian level right now

Clay, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 04:28 (eleven years ago)

glad u are all sharing these special moments of triumph from the darkness w/ me 2day

Clay, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 04:29 (eleven years ago)

I just realized that I kind of love the Blazers

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 04:30 (eleven years ago)

what was it, matt

Clay, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 04:35 (eleven years ago)

lillard is killing it

Clay, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 04:52 (eleven years ago)

blazers definitely the most lovable team. they should trade for giannis

micah, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 05:03 (eleven years ago)

omgggg stfu shaq

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 00:07 (eleven years ago)

can't quite set your watch by this pacers squad can ya

Clay, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 00:44 (eleven years ago)

Hibbertcoin fluctuates once again

, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 00:45 (eleven years ago)

marcin gortat is having himself a night

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 00:52 (eleven years ago)

Gortat gonna be expensive for the wiz this summer...

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 00:52 (eleven years ago)

hilariously uncalled travel there

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 00:53 (eleven years ago)

NBA on ESPN ‏@ESPNNBA 3m

The Wizards have outrebounded the Pacers 50-15. No team in the last 25 seasons has had a rebound margin of +35 in a playoff game.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 00:54 (eleven years ago)

heehee

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 00:57 (eleven years ago)

Tim Reynolds ‏@ByTimReynolds 1h -- Roy Hibbert is getting schooled by a guy who looks like Tall Abe Lincoln.

gortat is scary-looking! a scary-looking tall abe lincoln.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 00:58 (eleven years ago)

I have been told more than once that I look like Gortat with hair

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 00:59 (eleven years ago)

my nose is big but it isn't THAT big

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 00:59 (eleven years ago)

"gortat with hair" just isn't gortat.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:00 (eleven years ago)

it lacks the essential gortatiness.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:01 (eleven years ago)

abe lincoln was tall, step it up tim reynolds

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:01 (eleven years ago)

not that tall.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:02 (eleven years ago)

not all tall men

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:03 (eleven years ago)

rebounding edge up to 39

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:03 (eleven years ago)

that's ... astounding. indiana's calling-card is that they're the "anti-heat," a supposedly big team, built to rebound.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:04 (eleven years ago)

I think Gortat should maybe think about giving the Wiz a little bit of a discount if the other option is Dallas or something, this is a good situation for him

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:05 (eleven years ago)

56-17 is actually hard to believe

Clay, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:06 (eleven years ago)

a 30-point lead ... really?

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:10 (eleven years ago)

i mean, i'm still confident pacers are going to win this series, but indiana's good-feelings gone, i assume.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:10 (eleven years ago)

I don't know where to start with the Pacers, a unique story in NBA history probably

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:11 (eleven years ago)

I think Gortat should maybe think about giving the Wiz a little bit of a discount if the other option is Dallas or something, this is a good situation for him

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, May 13, 2014 9:05 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah an uptempo team with speedy guards really plays to his strengths

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:13 (eleven years ago)

I don't know where to start with the Pacers, a unique story in NBA history probably

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, May 13, 2014

yeah, it's really inexplicable. i'm trying to recall another no. 1 seed that's gone through this. years ago, i remember a barkley-led suns team being down to the no. 8 seed in the first round. coach westphal said, after a loss, "we're going to win game __, then we're going to win game __, then we're going to win the series." and they did. still, nothing like this pacers team.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:15 (eleven years ago)

i think tonight we can accept that the pacers are what they are and there's no turning the corner for them

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:15 (eleven years ago)

you'll sing a different tune when they win game six 117 -- 55.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:16 (eleven years ago)

lol, there are virtually no fans left in the pacers' arena at the end of this game.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:21 (eleven years ago)

I think rebounding battle finished at 63-23

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:22 (eleven years ago)

good game good effort

Clay, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:23 (eleven years ago)

that rebounding differential has to be a record.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:23 (eleven years ago)

my only fear, whatever happens, is that the 2014 pacers go down as just another team that made a conference finals run, and not as the modt bipolar team i've ever seen in my life.

like, this needs to be remembered for years to come.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:26 (eleven years ago)

that would be easier to guarantee if we had some real insight on what makes the pacers so fragile.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:27 (eleven years ago)

i mean, is it that teams figured out how to defend their lackluster offense, and they couldn't adapt? is it some hatred between players, e.g., hibbert v. george; hibbert v. stephenson; turner v. stephenson? is it bynum's lingering impact on the team? is it just that their early-season dominance was a mirage? are they about to "right-the-ship," finally, and blaze through game six and then the heat? so hard to figure out.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:29 (eleven years ago)

put a top hat on gortat, and send him out on halloween as honest-abe. he'd be good!

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:31 (eleven years ago)

wkiw gortat

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:31 (eleven years ago)

gortat just made a lincoln ref about his own beard

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:34 (eleven years ago)

he's funny.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:34 (eleven years ago)

shaq made an interesting point. kenny smith said, "i've never seen a team that can play so well, then so poorly, in the same week." shaq says, "indiana is a team that can pour it on when they're ahead. but as soon as you punch back, they begin backing up and don't stop retreating." that's just pop-psychology, i suppose, but it's an interesting view.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:36 (eleven years ago)

they'd be far from the first group of frontrunners out there.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:40 (eleven years ago)

the more i see them the more i think they're just missing a player with the right combination of talent and emotional leadership.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:41 (eleven years ago)

or maybe the opposite is true, which is what kenny smith implied. the pacers believe they're so much better than their competition (when they aren't) that they can play great when sufficiently motivated, but when their backs aren't against the wall, they get lazy, and get killed. more pop-psychology. could be true, tho, i guess. (xp)

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:42 (eleven years ago)

Someone should have told the pacers game 5 was tonight

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:43 (eleven years ago)

maybe theyre just not that good

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:43 (eleven years ago)

or maybe they're the best team in the league, and laughing at everyone in their locker room, readying to pounce.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:47 (eleven years ago)

Still can't accept that Matt Barnes and jj redick are starting for a potentially finals-level team

, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 01:49 (eleven years ago)

No weirder than the lumbering corpse of Kendrick Perkins

Redick is actually good and p much the right fit with Blake & Paul, Barnes is probably not that good but he's tough and kind of insane and I personally like him he's like the 65% peak Stephen Jackson

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 02:03 (eleven years ago)

Also he's mostly starting bc Jared Dudley didn't really work out

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 02:05 (eleven years ago)

was perkins a liability on the celtics team? vague memories say he wasn't.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 02:07 (eleven years ago)

the pacers didn't really play well in game 7 vs. atlanta

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 02:12 (eleven years ago)

maybe pacers just handle failure better than they handle success, so they play great when they're up-against the wall, fall flat when they're in close-out games, and eek through in game sevens, when there's "no tomorrow."

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 02:16 (eleven years ago)

or who knows?

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 02:16 (eleven years ago)

perk pretty much collapsed as a player the day after ainge traded him iirc

Clay, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 02:17 (eleven years ago)

What just happened with the clock there

, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 02:17 (eleven years ago)

don't think you can armchair psych your way around the busted pathos at the center of indy rn xp

Clay, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 02:18 (eleven years ago)

xps lol his wikipedia page describes his time in boston in plenty of detail, followed by one sentence on his trade to okc and then nothing else.

fit and working again, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 02:19 (eleven years ago)

"championship dreams, playoff nightmare: the indiana pacers' busted pathos" is my doctoral thesis.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 02:20 (eleven years ago)

What on earth how was that a clear path foul how is Joey Crawford involved in this game without even being in the building

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 02:21 (eleven years ago)

Indy losing three straight to the Wiz after being up 3-1 would be a perfect and fitting capstone to their season

, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 02:21 (eleven years ago)

c'mon, everyone. the pacers are winning this series, tonight's game notwithstanding.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 02:23 (eleven years ago)

D money my man settle down there's a much better game on

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 02:24 (eleven years ago)

haha. what's that thing butler does after he hits a three-pointer?

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 02:25 (eleven years ago)

I've been really impressed with Redick in these playoffs -- I never thought he wasn't good, but he has been so solid and dependable, like so many plays where he's like the secret go-to option when Blake and CP3 are all clogged up. Barnes is a little less consistent but he has hit some key threes.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 02:26 (eleven years ago)

redick is just good, i give him all the credit in the world for turning himself into an nba basketball player.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 02:29 (eleven years ago)

Darren collison looks like he's never played with this team tonight

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 02:31 (eleven years ago)

redick quietly transforming into a legit 3 and D guy and a v solid roleplayer was a story that I completely didn't register until maybe last summer or something? Seemed to come outta nowhere to me that he was in demand.

Clay, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 02:31 (eleven years ago)

Still can't accept that Matt Barnes and jj redick are starting for a potentially finals-level team

― 龜, Tuesday, May 13, 2014 6:49 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Both are good players. Barnes is built for playoff type scenarios.

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 02:44 (eleven years ago)

I guess it's more like I've always thought of Barnes as a really solid bench player

Redick was off my radar, I just remember him complaining about not getting enough minutes in Orlando

, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 02:45 (eleven years ago)

I just wanna say I find the combo of this pic
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/nba/nba/dam/assets/140513210127-marcin-gortat-iso-emotion-gm5-051314.home-t6.jpg
and the headline "Gortat Keeps Wizards Alive" amusing

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 02:46 (eleven years ago)

hah Adams is gonna be my favorite player in like two years

Clay, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 02:46 (eleven years ago)

he's entitled to show some emotion. he is america's greatest president and vampire-hunter.

(xp)

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 02:47 (eleven years ago)

also loves blowjobs

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 02:48 (eleven years ago)

It just makes me picture him literally keeping some wizards alive

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 02:48 (eleven years ago)

k3vin k, that is blasphemous!

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 02:49 (eleven years ago)

also how do you know that?

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 02:49 (eleven years ago)

in these, the waning days of stern: 2013-2014 NBA regular season thread (part 1)

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 02:51 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/LfbsdTq.png

, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 02:52 (eleven years ago)

good philosophy, MAR-cheen GORE-that.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 02:53 (eleven years ago)

okc is a very -- very -- good team, but not always so fun to watch on offense.

this adams kid, tho!

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 02:56 (eleven years ago)

doc rivers is smarter than scott brooks

Clay, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 02:58 (eleven years ago)

man terrible defense by KD there

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 02:58 (eleven years ago)

Blake really takes a beating from defenders

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 03:14 (eleven years ago)

he asks for it

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 03:15 (eleven years ago)

how do u solve a problem like russ westbrook

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 03:33 (eleven years ago)

i feel like if pop and chip england coached russ, he'd be a first ballot hall of famer

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 03:34 (eleven years ago)

another 4 pt chance nbd

Clay, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 03:40 (eleven years ago)

that wheel play the clips run is pretty unstoppable

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 03:42 (eleven years ago)

so. many. fouls.

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 03:45 (eleven years ago)

v touch

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 03:46 (eleven years ago)

wow cp3 sat for all of 100 seconds there

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 03:54 (eleven years ago)

These OKC plays are so ugly

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:01 (eleven years ago)

OKC is so in love with the pull up 3 from 30-35 feet

, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:07 (eleven years ago)

wow @ crawford

Clay, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:11 (eleven years ago)

hahahahaha perkins

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:11 (eleven years ago)

wow Perk, RIP

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:11 (eleven years ago)

okc fallin the hell apart

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:11 (eleven years ago)

Jamal is a human trebuchet

Clay, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:11 (eleven years ago)

Crawford is maybe KD-lite

, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:12 (eleven years ago)

when crawford plays well, one of the most exciting players to watch in the game. when he's not...

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:12 (eleven years ago)

Tall,,lanky with a sick handle and J

, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:12 (eleven years ago)

Russ just plays w/o a brain too often

Clay, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:15 (eleven years ago)

48+ minutes a night

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:15 (eleven years ago)

wow kd's shot stats, 4-18, 12-12 ft's

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:15 (eleven years ago)

jeez deandre

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:16 (eleven years ago)

i rly hate when players fake laugh and clap when they're called for fouls, and ive seen deandre do that at least 4 times this series

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:16 (eleven years ago)

knew harden learned it somewhere xxp

Clay, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:16 (eleven years ago)

agree^ xp

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:17 (eleven years ago)

jamal with the high arcing brick

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:17 (eleven years ago)

gotta use the clock

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:17 (eleven years ago)

clips go back to their bread and butter. okc still has no answer

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:18 (eleven years ago)

Blake's mom!

Clay, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:18 (eleven years ago)

big baby clutch Off Reb

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:19 (eleven years ago)

you can't have the second guy cheat onto blake because cp3 would just find the shooter. and once blake catches it, he's got a head of steam and is unstoppable. and if the other big helps onto blake, he just throws a lob

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:19 (eleven years ago)

chris paul got ice water right now

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:19 (eleven years ago)

Chris Paul singlehandedly reversing global warming

, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:20 (eleven years ago)

netw3rk ‏@netw3rk 59s
Blake really is a perfect 50/50 biological amalgam of both of his parents. I mean, it's like the freaking Sims.

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:20 (eleven years ago)

otm

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:21 (eleven years ago)

wacky finish here!

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:22 (eleven years ago)

Holy heck

, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:22 (eleven years ago)

drama in this

Clay, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:22 (eleven years ago)

PASS THE BALL REGGIE

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:22 (eleven years ago)

Doc Rivers whineface is so pathetic

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:23 (eleven years ago)

how the hell do you not pass it to durant or westbrook on a 3 on 1

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:23 (eleven years ago)

I wish I didn't hate the way both these teams play basketball so much

Clay, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:23 (eleven years ago)

that should be a foul on barnes

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:24 (eleven years ago)

wow that actually wasn't a foul

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:24 (eleven years ago)

so....flop or nah?

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:24 (eleven years ago)

wow shitty call

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:24 (eleven years ago)

wow PASS THE DAMN BALL

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:24 (eleven years ago)

wooooooooow

Clay, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:24 (eleven years ago)

oh man oh man

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:24 (eleven years ago)

lolololololol

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:24 (eleven years ago)

crawford is here, right?

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:25 (eleven years ago)

Hoh shit

, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:25 (eleven years ago)

what in god's name is going on in this game

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:25 (eleven years ago)

so hard to reward that terrible shot with a shitty call, where amazing happens

Clay, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:25 (eleven years ago)

DOC: "THAT'S OUR BALL"

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:25 (eleven years ago)

These teams are so disgusting that this is just hilarious to me

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:25 (eleven years ago)

def a foul

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:25 (eleven years ago)

i wanna say this is rigged, but why????

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:26 (eleven years ago)

damn

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:26 (eleven years ago)

tbh karma for the no call on cp3 in the golden state series

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:26 (eleven years ago)

clutch FTs by russy

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:26 (eleven years ago)

so lame i mean....who calls it so that ft's decide a game smh

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:26 (eleven years ago)

that's one of the most bizarre last minutes I can remember

Clay, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:26 (eleven years ago)

it was a foul tho xp

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:27 (eleven years ago)

hey Chris maybe let the 33% shooter chuck that next time

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:27 (eleven years ago)

can't believe paul's full court heave strategy is going to come back to bite him

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:27 (eleven years ago)

that's not a foul in a crucial playoff game with 6 seconds to go imo

Clay, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:27 (eleven years ago)

no it's always a foul

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:27 (eleven years ago)

i would get to the rack immeditaley here

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:28 (eleven years ago)

oh chris...

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:28 (eleven years ago)

there is no god there is no justice

Clay, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:28 (eleven years ago)

LOL FUCK YOU CLIFF PAUL

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:28 (eleven years ago)

Lololol

, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:28 (eleven years ago)

doc is right to be pissed tho

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:28 (eleven years ago)

wow. an unfathomable nightmare for chris paul.

oh my god.

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:28 (eleven years ago)

wow, and a blatant foul too

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:29 (eleven years ago)

shoulda pulled the trigger on the fadeaway from 12 ft.

Clay, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:29 (eleven years ago)

yeah shenanigans on all that

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:29 (eleven years ago)

Should they have called a kickball there??

, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:29 (eleven years ago)

league should overturn this, LAC get the W

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:30 (eleven years ago)

yeah if Paul fouled Russ then that's an obv foul on the strip

Clay, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:30 (eleven years ago)

right???

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:30 (eleven years ago)

so many calls blown in OKC's favor, just horseshit

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:31 (eleven years ago)

I thought the jackson strip was clean but it's hard to tell because paul obscured it with his adorable little sashay flop

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:31 (eleven years ago)

i think i hate okc fans, tho, long as im being honest

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:31 (eleven years ago)

2 massively bad calls and a v questionable one straight stole that game from the clips.

Clay, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:31 (eleven years ago)

what a shitty finish

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:31 (eleven years ago)

I thought the jackson strip was clean but it's hard to tell because paul obscured it with his adorable little sashay flop

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, May 14, 2014 12:31 AM (42 seconds ago)

dude no way

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:32 (eleven years ago)

the end of that game was seriously seismic, i'm reeling

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:32 (eleven years ago)

Will be disappointed if chuck doesn't call shenanigans

Clay, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:33 (eleven years ago)

you think the barnes play was clean when he clearly got him on the wrist so idk what's going on kev

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:33 (eleven years ago)

bizarre combo of bad reffing and huge fuckups by a guy who rarely fucks up

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:34 (eleven years ago)

that was not clear at all!
xp

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:34 (eleven years ago)

that was about to be the biggest win of chris paul's career, instead it could be a game that dogs him for the rest of his life

and that's to say nothing of durant shooting 5-19 in a crucial home playoff game, the thunder were put right back on track for a crisis offseason

holy hell

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:34 (eleven years ago)

jackson made clear contact on paul's upper arm as he lost the ball

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:35 (eleven years ago)

my heart was racing like I was in a fucking spin class for the last minute of that game.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:36 (eleven years ago)

that was one of the worst officiated games i can remember and i'm still gonna have reggie jackson bypassing KD and russ to take a contested lay up seared onto my brain

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:36 (eleven years ago)

I kind of want to watch the whole end of the game again, I can't even process it

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:36 (eleven years ago)

you think the barnes play was clean when he clearly got him on the wrist so idk what's going on kev

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, May 14, 2014 12:33 AM (2 minutes ago)

hand is part of the ball homie

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:36 (eleven years ago)

i think cp fouled russ on that 3 though

man that russ 3 was UNBELIEVABLE though. why russ whyyyyyyyyyyy

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:37 (eleven years ago)

jackson made clear contact on paul's upper arm as he lost the ball

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, May 13, 2014 11:35 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh that one yea!

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:37 (eleven years ago)

the hand is part of the ball when you actually get the ball

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:37 (eleven years ago)

barnes hit jackson on his forearm, it was a clear foul

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:37 (eleven years ago)

there are actually people who are arguing that the 3 point foul wasn't a foul. people who presumably have eyes

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:38 (eleven years ago)

DOC PRESS!!!!!!

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:40 (eleven years ago)

gonna get fined tonight

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:40 (eleven years ago)

they're showing the barnes-jackson play again and barnes hits him on the fingers, it's clearly above the wrist

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:40 (eleven years ago)

doc DGAF

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:40 (eleven years ago)

this is so funny, barnes literally did not touch the ball

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:40 (eleven years ago)

doc is goin hard

Clay, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:41 (eleven years ago)

kevin you are insane

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:41 (eleven years ago)

the other thing about this is that they reviewed it so quickly

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:41 (eleven years ago)

kevin you are insane

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, May 14, 2014 12:41 AM (6 seconds ago)

does he hit him on the forearm like you said, or was it on his fingers?

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:41 (eleven years ago)

wow GO HAM DOC

i mean not giving the clips the ball because you screwed up a foul is unconscionable

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:42 (eleven years ago)

it was further down than i thought but barnes made zero percent contact on the ball, it's a blatant foul

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:42 (eleven years ago)

the only reason it looks like a foul is because he takes his hand off the ball at the same time his hand's getting hit

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:44 (eleven years ago)

http://www.nba.com/features/misunderstoodrules_051128.html

Incidental Contact: The mere fact that contact occurs does not mean a foul has been committed. Players are allowed to contact other players when reaching for a loose ball, or when performing normal offensive and defensive movements. The hand is considered “ part of the ball” when it is in contact with the ball and contact with a players hand when it is in contact with the ball is not a foul.

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:44 (eleven years ago)

barnes slaps his hand off the ball and he loses it out of bounds

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:45 (eleven years ago)

also, this

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnkfFTrIMAEzJtv.png

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:48 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnkfbEeIQAA6mzU.jpg

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:48 (eleven years ago)

hahahahaha fuck

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:48 (eleven years ago)

Desus ‏@desusnice 3m
Doc rivers gonna write mad curse words in the memo line when he mails that fine payment

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:49 (eleven years ago)

So kev you say the whole call was correct? No foul and OKC ball?

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:49 (eleven years ago)

also as some other dude pointed out you could argue barnes actually hit his off hand

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:51 (eleven years ago)

thats it, bring spurs okc on for the 3rd round, we gotta trounce these dumb motherfuckers

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:51 (eleven years ago)

yep xxp

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:51 (eleven years ago)

also as some other dude pointed out you could argue barnes actually hit his off hand

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, May 14, 2014 12:51 AM (26 seconds ago)

imo when the contact was made both hands were on the ball

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:51 (eleven years ago)

come on guys, the foul at the end of the game is not obvious

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:52 (eleven years ago)

if reggie fouled him he was a ninja about it

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:52 (eleven years ago)

scott brooks' career is like one of the cartoons where a blind guy walks around town and nearly gets hit by every bus and traffic sign and somehow the universe conspires to keep him alive through accident

Clay, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:53 (eleven years ago)

chris paul blowing a game because he tried to take a three quarter court shot in an intentional foul situation is the funniest shit ever

his nba epitaph should read "here lies chris paul, a transcendent talent who will instead be remembered as a borderline cheat. he never made the conference finals."

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:53 (eleven years ago)

I'm sticking with clippers in 7

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:54 (eleven years ago)

nods solemnly xp

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:54 (eleven years ago)

didn't even consider that clips had time to foul

Clay, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:55 (eleven years ago)

I guess the odds are only like 15% of coming back from 3-2, but I feel like the fact that this one was a mostly dominant performance with a bizarro ending must help their odds a little?

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:57 (eleven years ago)

or it breaks their spirit, you never know how people/teams react to shit on this level

Clay, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:59 (eleven years ago)

chris paul blowing a game because he tried to take a three quarter court shot in an intentional foul situation is the funniest shit ever

his nba epitaph should read "here lies chris paul, a transcendent talent who will instead be remembered as a borderline cheat. he never made the conference finals."

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, May 14, 2014 12:53 AM (5 minutes ago

god this is actually tearing me apart rn

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 04:59 (eleven years ago)

lol why do you like floppers so much kev

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 05:01 (eleven years ago)

tony brothers is going to make a statement apparently

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 05:01 (eleven years ago)

http://stats.inpredictable.com/nba/wpNBA.php?season=2013&month=05&date=2014-05-13&gid=36194

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 05:01 (eleven years ago)

lol why do you like floppers so much kev

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, May 14, 2014 1:01 AM (4 seconds ago)

love the flopper, hate the flop

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 05:01 (eleven years ago)

it seems that you love the flop tho

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 05:03 (eleven years ago)

it's amazing how these clowns on inside can just say whatever the hell they want with the video playing right there on the screen. ernie is the only one with any sense in his head

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 05:06 (eleven years ago)

yeah the issue really is whether "causing it to go out of bounds" means stripping one hand and then having the guy knock it out with the other, or if you have to directly knock it out with your hand imo

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 05:07 (eleven years ago)

haha I forgot the pacers were doing well in this game for almost a half

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 05:08 (eleven years ago)

yeah the rule is written in an ambiguous way as it applies to this particular case. in my opinion, reggie was bringing the ball up with both hands (which is why the ball went flying upwards, kenny), got hit on the left, and his right hand continued the upward trajectory and touched it last. to me, because it's all one motion, he should retain possession

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 05:10 (eleven years ago)

imo if that's the interpretation of the rules it doesn't really make sense... like can I strip a guy and it's their ball if it goes off his knee? why is his other hand ok?

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 05:10 (eleven years ago)

no, the point of the rule is that the hand is part of the ball. if barnes had hit the ball and it went out of bounds, it's OKC's ball. if he hits hand and the ball goes (directly) out of bounds, OKC ball. if the ball hits something else after being last touched by barnes (by virtue of hand = ball), then it's a different issue

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 05:14 (eleven years ago)

i mean the ball's not dead after it goes airborne, it's just understood to have been touched last by the defender. if it bounces off a knee, stays in bounds, whatever, it's a live ball just like always

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 05:15 (eleven years ago)

yeah then I think it has to be clippers ball then

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 05:17 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/jnqbF3k.png

moullet, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 05:21 (eleven years ago)

apparently the referee's decision was "inconclusive"

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 05:22 (eleven years ago)

which again... seems kinda quick

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 05:22 (eleven years ago)

Clips still threw that game away, just like OKC did for the last one
Total silliness

Nhex, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 05:27 (eleven years ago)

neither team should be allowed to advance to the 3rd round imo

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 05:30 (eleven years ago)

lol the refs just said that they couldn't tell whom it went off of, gl NBA

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnkpMfIIMAAlebZ.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 05:35 (eleven years ago)

that was about to be the biggest win of chris paul's career, instead it could be a game that dogs him for the rest of his life

and that's to say nothing of durant shooting 5-19 in a crucial home playoff game, the thunder were put right back on track for a crisis offseason

holy hell

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, May 13, 2014 9:34 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Durant got to the line tho.

CP3 lmao

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 07:09 (eleven years ago)

can't believe how many bad shots were taken in the last few minutes. we saw the worst of jamal

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 07:16 (eleven years ago)

the whole thing is still fucking with my head

Clay, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 07:31 (eleven years ago)

v bizarre

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 07:40 (eleven years ago)

lol the refs just said that they couldn't tell whom it went off of, gl NBA

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnkpMfIIMAAlebZ.jpg

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, May 14, 2014 1:35 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Reporter: What caused you to make that call?
Refs: Ball.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 13:54 (eleven years ago)

There was also the DJ foul-out -- I thought that lean on the screen was pretty slight if anything. I know he was having a terrible night anyway but I would think he would still have made a difference on the court.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 13:57 (eleven years ago)

there is a basketball player named Reggie Jackson lol

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 14:16 (eleven years ago)

Okc 13-0 with tony brothers officiating

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 14:37 (eleven years ago)

My lord that was disgusting

P sure it should have been clippers ball off of Jackson losing it though that one is tough

P sure Westbrook should not have gotten a foul on that awful three as he combined leaping slightly forward with a jutting motion from his elbow to graze cp3's palm

Paul definitely fucked up that last possession but I think maybe Jackson fouled him from behind

However Sefolosha absolutely had Blake in a blatant arm lock that should have been a foul- Paul had to hesitate to see if Blake could break free for the roll to the basket because of this which left time for Ibaka to perfectly stay in position to deny Paul both shot and pass

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 15:35 (eleven years ago)

Also I usually try not to complain about officiating but they blew this one from start to finish

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 15:36 (eleven years ago)

Well other than when Joey Crawford is involved but I think technically that is performance art and not officiating

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 15:37 (eleven years ago)

Rivers said he didn't want a memo from the league Wednesday apologizing for the missed call as was the case after the missed call in the first game of the first round.

"No, I don't need it," Rivers said. "I'll release the memo. They blew the call. That's the memo."

^doc is the best, at least he will get his money's worth out of the fine

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 15:46 (eleven years ago)

Well other than when Joey Crawford is involved but I think technically that is performance art and not officiating

― z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, May 14, 2014 8:37 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haaaaaa

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 15:47 (eleven years ago)

P sure Westbrook should not have gotten a foul on that awful three as he combined leaping slightly forward with a jutting motion from his elbow to graze cp3's palm

smh, how can anyone say this with a straight face. and i'm a paul stan

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 15:56 (eleven years ago)

you can't hit someone on the elbow as they shoot, it's pretty much the most basic rule in the game

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 15:58 (eleven years ago)

that loss is squarely on CP imo. one of the worst anti-clutch stretches for a big player i have ever seen.

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 16:02 (eleven years ago)

that play at 17 seconds

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 16:03 (eleven years ago)

funny how a player known for being clutch isn't clutch sometimes, it's almost like it's random

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 16:07 (eleven years ago)

P sure Westbrook should not have gotten a foul on that awful three as he combined leaping slightly forward with a jutting motion from his elbow to graze cp3's palm

smh, how can anyone say this with a straight face. and i'm a paul stan

― k3vin k., Wednesday, May 14, 2014 11:56 AM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you can't hit someone on the elbow as they shoot, it's pretty much the most basic rule in the game

― k3vin k., Wednesday, May 14, 2014 11:58 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Looking at it again you're probably right I just probably wouldn't make at call on minor contact on the shooters off-arm in that situation because I'm more or less deciding a playoff game at that point

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 16:15 (eleven years ago)

But that means I'm probably a terrible ref

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 16:16 (eleven years ago)

Either way cp totally threw that game away

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 16:16 (eleven years ago)

Yeah that was def a foul.

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 16:17 (eleven years ago)

really great series tho and hopefully the clips win game 6 so we can see a game 7.

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 16:29 (eleven years ago)

west brook's dives to the basket were so good

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 16:30 (eleven years ago)

you know we're due for Bad Russ tomorrow tho

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 16:31 (eleven years ago)

probably

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 16:32 (eleven years ago)

still does that dumb quick pull up for no reason, he just doesn't have the efficient shot form to pull it off, too many moving parts, too much elevation

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 16:32 (eleven years ago)

ha i actually think russ' form is really nice, i think most of the problem like you said is just not getting himself set

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 16:35 (eleven years ago)

over/under for doc's fine - 49999. what you got?

k3vin k., Wednesday, 14 May 2014 16:35 (eleven years ago)

over

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 16:38 (eleven years ago)

75k imo

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 16:39 (eleven years ago)

he went hammer

Spottie, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 16:39 (eleven years ago)

i bet silver takes it a bit easy on him... i'll go with 25k

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 17:29 (eleven years ago)

NBA Legion ‏@MySportsLegion 1h -- There's a rumor going around that Paul Pierce and LeBron got into a "fist fight" after Game 4. Pierce when asked about it: "No comment."

waht? no way.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 19:03 (eleven years ago)

"fist fight", if it means anything here, should be read as "scuffle"

epoxy fule (Aimless), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 20:46 (eleven years ago)

'slap fight'

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 21:07 (eleven years ago)

they will settle it tonight, over a cup of hot cocoa.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 21:10 (eleven years ago)

sad jay-z is sad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1NCPuIBni8

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 21:44 (eleven years ago)

The actual logo and name for the knicks D-League team

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bnob_MPIMAAM8VR.png

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 23:16 (eleven years ago)

Tim Reynolds ‏@ByTimReynolds 1h -- Not kidding, the Heat just missed 7 consecutive 3's in second-half warmups.

maybe they should drive more in the second half?

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 15 May 2014 00:20 (eleven years ago)

MAYBE THE NETS ARE GONNA WIN THE SERIES

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 15 May 2014 00:20 (eleven years ago)

Apparently my roommate's brother is good friends with Mark Madsen

, Thursday, 15 May 2014 00:58 (eleven years ago)

could you get him to ask about that game where he took 7 threes

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:01 (eleven years ago)

I feel like I just saw this game last night- home team down 8 w three minutes to go makes inevitable comeback

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:22 (eleven years ago)

this is the first of this series I've watched, I just find both of these teams alternately loathsome or dull

Clay, Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:24 (eleven years ago)

so dull

call all destroyer, Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:24 (eleven years ago)

Oh shit I thought it was 91 80 not 91 90

, Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:25 (eleven years ago)

the heat's crunch time offense is one of the worst things in the entire league

k3vin k., Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:25 (eleven years ago)

how can you have lebron and be so boring like how is it possible

Clay, Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:25 (eleven years ago)

to watch, i mean. they're pretty effective

k3vin k., Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:26 (eleven years ago)

it's basically all lebron. he's a ball stopper in big moments

k3vin k., Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:26 (eleven years ago)

Ray Allen's annual resurrection is not very boring

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:27 (eleven years ago)

They're really only boring in crunch time but OKC is 10x worse in that regard

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:28 (eleven years ago)

OKC is fascinating tho. westbrook is the anti-lebron

k3vin k., Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:29 (eleven years ago)

This might be the last 32 sec of kg's career

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:29 (eleven years ago)

yeah but okc is just so chaotic vs miami's clinical nature. basically bad coach vs good coach stuff. but the chaos is at least fun to shake your head at.

Clay, Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:29 (eleven years ago)

Brooklyn Nets are like the team you play on the 5th level of the Nintendo basketball game that didn't pay for any rights to actual NBA teams/players.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:29 (eleven years ago)

yeah and russ just being russ keeps things in play

Clay, Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:29 (eleven years ago)

lol hurting otm

Clay, Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:29 (eleven years ago)

a shaun livingston post-up was a great final play to draw up, kidd

k3vin k., Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:30 (eleven years ago)

0 points in last 4:24 jesus christ

Clay, Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:30 (eleven years ago)

k3v I ride and die with Westbrook but he and Lebron are extremely similar players in crunch time!! Okc is worse to watch then bc brooks has never drawn up a play with a second option in his life

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:31 (eleven years ago)

What if Spoelstra could be the coaches of two teams at once

, Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:31 (eleven years ago)

Tho clay is right that the insanity of Russ and kd trying to do anything despite dragging around perk and fish and brooks terrible plays is def more *interesting*

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:33 (eleven years ago)

uh not a lot of urgency on that inbound bron

k3vin k., Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:34 (eleven years ago)

you guys are so mean

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:34 (eleven years ago)

Not a lot of urgency on that freethrow bron

, Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:36 (eleven years ago)

uh oh

k3vin k., Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:36 (eleven years ago)

This might be the last 32 sec of kg's career

― z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, May 14, 2014 6:29 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

kinda gettin to me

the lure of Phil (Clay), Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:36 (eleven years ago)

Pierce is gonna demand the ball bank on it

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:37 (eleven years ago)

is this the exact same game as last night or what wow

the lure of Phil (Clay), Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:37 (eleven years ago)

Ethan Strauss ‏@SherwoodStrauss 1h -- Also, who isn't excited for the upcoming Joe Johnson shot?

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:38 (eleven years ago)

Game is ending the way yesterday's did

, Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:38 (eleven years ago)

Paul Pierce not likely to shout "That's what I do!" atm.

epoxy fule (Aimless), Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:38 (eleven years ago)

Oh god another hand ball moment I did see this game yesterday!!

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:38 (eleven years ago)

I need those rules w/ the highlights posted again itt so I can play armchair ref thanks

, Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:38 (eleven years ago)

nets ball

k3vin k., Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:38 (eleven years ago)

this one is more wristy

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:39 (eleven years ago)

so they need to fix this somehow

call all destroyer, Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:39 (eleven years ago)

I guess this one was "inconclusive" again

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:40 (eleven years ago)

again the review was incredibly quick

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:40 (eleven years ago)

fire jason kidd

the lure of Phil (Clay), Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:41 (eleven years ago)

Bron just needs his food to look alive before he devours it.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:41 (eleven years ago)

the ol' throw the ball to a guy and he'll find a way to get a shot off play

the lure of Phil (Clay), Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:41 (eleven years ago)

Heat going 4-5-4

, Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:41 (eleven years ago)

cool out of bounds play

call all destroyer, Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:42 (eleven years ago)

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_la19gpS12s1qa4za9.gif

bye haters.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:42 (eleven years ago)

Ethan Strauss ‏@SherwoodStrauss 1h -- Here lies yet another team that wasn't afraid of the Heat

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:43 (eleven years ago)

daniel i think you are the only one who expressed any concern that this series was going to be anything but cake for miami

the lure of Phil (Clay), Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:44 (eleven years ago)

Bad play but it looked like a bunch of fouls too

Basically the lesson yesterday and today is throw as much contact at the ball handler as possible to try to prevent a shot from going up at all?

Just not a fan of two close games ending with cruddy foul-y possessions where a shot doesn't even go up

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:44 (eleven years ago)

Uh oh Portland in alternate uniforms

I'm v superstitious about this in the playoffs

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:45 (eleven years ago)

Imagine their consternation if the Heat must play the Pacers for the ECF.

epoxy fule (Aimless), Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:46 (eleven years ago)

*masai ujiri vine*

lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:46 (eleven years ago)

daniel i think you are the only one who expressed any concern that this series was going to be anything but cake for miami

― the lure of Phil (Clay), Wednesday, May 14, 2014

i really didn't think miami would lose it, but yeah, i thought it would be tough.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:47 (eleven years ago)

Uh oh Portland in alternate uniforms

I'm v superstitious about this in the playoffs

― z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, May 14, 2014 6:45 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

pretty sure they wore the ripcity one for game 4, maybe the regs are just bad luck. what's your superstition?

the lure of Phil (Clay), Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:48 (eleven years ago)

That last Joe Johnson possession especially ignoble.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:52 (eleven years ago)

btw, i'm hardly the only one who thought the nets would be a tough out for the heat

Zach Lowe ‏@ZachLowe_NBA 1h -- Nets made Heat scramble way out of their comfort zone. Found a wacky identity midseason, became a fun, tough team. Till next year, Barclays.

Daniel, Esq 2, Thursday, 15 May 2014 01:57 (eleven years ago)

It's probably either superstitious of me or a reflection of how slow-witted I am on the court, but I always figure that alternate uniforms would slow down my reaction time a little.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 15 May 2014 02:00 (eleven years ago)

http://www.oregonlive.com/blazers/index.ssf/2014/05/which_trail_blazers_uniform_has_yielded_most_succe.html

3-5 in road reds also general distrust of road alternates in the OFFS (clips lost in theirs last night)

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 15 May 2014 02:07 (eleven years ago)

Rip city is the exception bc those are awesome

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 15 May 2014 02:07 (eleven years ago)

lol that Portland is wearing red socks as a reminder of the 04 Red Sox

the lure of Phil (Clay), Thursday, 15 May 2014 02:13 (eleven years ago)

haha really? that's great

k3vin k., Thursday, 15 May 2014 02:14 (eleven years ago)

those rip city unis are boss as fuck. best alt jersey ever.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 15 May 2014 02:17 (eleven years ago)

kawhi doin kawhi shit itg

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 15 May 2014 02:37 (eleven years ago)

Uh oh spurs killing machine engaged

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 15 May 2014 02:38 (eleven years ago)

it was a fun season

Clay, Thursday, 15 May 2014 02:39 (eleven years ago)

clay, the 3rd q aint even happend yet, have some faith

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 15 May 2014 02:40 (eleven years ago)

altho if manu has rediscovered his stroke yall cooked
just as i say that, great manu d

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 15 May 2014 02:41 (eleven years ago)

just as i say that fucking 10 point swing

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 15 May 2014 02:43 (eleven years ago)

Any word on what happened to tp?

Clay, Thursday, 15 May 2014 02:43 (eleven years ago)

San Antonio Spurs ‏@spurs 2m
Injury report: Tony Parker tightness in his left hamstring. Uncertain if he will return to tonight's game.

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 15 May 2014 02:44 (eleven years ago)

aka FUCK

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 15 May 2014 02:44 (eleven years ago)

Thrills was strokin earlier it'll be fine

Clay, Thursday, 15 May 2014 02:46 (eleven years ago)

not worried so much for tonight (tho maybe), worried about THE FUTURE

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 15 May 2014 02:46 (eleven years ago)

shaq gets worse every day

Clay, Thursday, 15 May 2014 02:52 (eleven years ago)

i only watch games on mute since baby is asleep in my arms so i miss classic pop shit in game but i also miss shaq everything so it balances

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 15 May 2014 02:53 (eleven years ago)

he decided kawhi's new nickname is "sugar cane leonard" because "the boy is sweet"

Clay, Thursday, 15 May 2014 02:54 (eleven years ago)

-_-
kawhi's real name is too cool to require a nickname

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 15 May 2014 02:57 (eleven years ago)

shaq always reminds me of homer simpson struggling to think of something clever to say

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 15 May 2014 03:01 (eleven years ago)

Parker out for the night

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 15 May 2014 03:01 (eleven years ago)

spurs don't need tony

Clay, Thursday, 15 May 2014 03:06 (eleven years ago)

kawhi makes me want to be a better man

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 15 May 2014 03:07 (eleven years ago)

kevin hart is about as good at impressions as Michael Scott

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 15 May 2014 03:09 (eleven years ago)

can't Portland just go on a quick 18-0 run just for me just for fun

Clay, Thursday, 15 May 2014 03:22 (eleven years ago)

7-0 good enough for now?

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 15 May 2014 03:29 (eleven years ago)

if SA were hitting all these open threes they'd be up a million points

xp it was close but not all the way

Clay, Thursday, 15 May 2014 03:30 (eleven years ago)

Barton has been really bad all night but I guess with a game like his you're not gonna get a ton of repeat performances

Clay, Thursday, 15 May 2014 03:33 (eleven years ago)

SA's up by a million points

, Thursday, 15 May 2014 03:49 (eleven years ago)

sad that this series didn't turn out to be any good, had high hopes

Spottie, Thursday, 15 May 2014 03:51 (eleven years ago)

im p pleased with the relative ease the spurs had this round, 1st round gave me heartattacks

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 15 May 2014 03:53 (eleven years ago)

yeah they turned it up and the blazers turned it down, bad mix for those that just want to watch good close games.

Spottie, Thursday, 15 May 2014 03:54 (eleven years ago)

congrats, bise! now go win it all and beat up everyone as bad as you beat up my boys!

Clay, Thursday, 15 May 2014 04:07 (eleven years ago)

i will see to it personally

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 15 May 2014 04:08 (eleven years ago)

now let's go wizards

Clay, Thursday, 15 May 2014 04:10 (eleven years ago)

sorry clay rip

Spottie, Thursday, 15 May 2014 04:24 (eleven years ago)

congrats spurs on making the wcf AGGAIN

Spottie, Thursday, 15 May 2014 04:25 (eleven years ago)

eh i think me and pretty much every blazer fan i know was v much in the "just happy to be here" frame of mine. not getting swept felt pretty good!

Clay, Thursday, 15 May 2014 04:26 (eleven years ago)

Wait a minute. Aren't the Spurs too old and worn out to advance against younger, more athletic teams with up and coming stars? Wasn't this decided already? I demand an explanation! They look too damn good.

epoxy fule (Aimless), Thursday, 15 May 2014 04:27 (eleven years ago)

i see i misheard "sugar k" leonard as "sugar cane" my deepest apologies to shaq

Clay, Thursday, 15 May 2014 04:35 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnpdKYbIYAEbZ8C.png:large

will miss u bb's

Clay, Thursday, 15 May 2014 04:43 (eleven years ago)

http://gfycat.com/WeakImaginaryGreatdane.gif

^^^^^ just a fugly way to cap off a team meltdown.

RIP Rip, team is filled with improving young players, they'll be poised to do a lot more damage next year.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Thursday, 15 May 2014 12:56 (eleven years ago)

lbj bodied jj so hard on a few plays in the last few minutes, was awesome to watch

Spottie, Thursday, 15 May 2014 15:24 (eleven years ago)

there was a stunningly bad analysis of why the clippers supposedly won't win the series in today's wsj, and I'm mad that I can't post it and knock it because their website is fucked right now.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 15 May 2014 15:42 (eleven years ago)

Kawhi was crazy good last night

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 15 May 2014 18:59 (eleven years ago)

Sad 4 blazers but no shame in getting handled by the unstoppable spurs juggernaut

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 15 May 2014 19:00 (eleven years ago)

was dallas better than we thought?

Spottie, Thursday, 15 May 2014 19:01 (eleven years ago)

Dallas was pretty good! 49 wins in the west and rated in the top ten in most offensive categories. Also spurs were still getting into playoff gear by pop's own admission. And dirk is still never an easy out

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 15 May 2014 19:09 (eleven years ago)

I imagine this Portland team with a little more playoff experience and maybe some bench upgrades would have given the spurs a much tougher series

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 15 May 2014 19:11 (eleven years ago)

xxp to myself: I assumed/hoped it was another gem from Jason Gay.

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Thursday, 15 May 2014 19:11 (eleven years ago)

https://imgur.com/a/v5tkM

https://i.imgur.com/2t6uztE.gif

https://i.imgur.com/a2qTSrg.gif

polyphonic, Thursday, 15 May 2014 22:28 (eleven years ago)

why is tim's head tiny

call all destroyer, Thursday, 15 May 2014 23:13 (eleven years ago)

Heh feel like someone mentioned it way earlier this season, but Marv used his "Tim Duncan, with a series of moves" last night.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Friday, 16 May 2014 00:13 (eleven years ago)

i will not watch this game, but i see the pacers are -- now, at least -- clubbing the wizards. so is this really the answer to the "pacers-mystery," i.e., that they play poorly when they're comfortable or feel good about themselves, and play well when they're coming off an embarrassing performance? if that's true, the ecf is going to be the wild ride most expected it to be (i figured the pacers would kill the heat; a little part of me still believes this).

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 16 May 2014 00:57 (eleven years ago)

mike tirico is really upset with the crowd in dc

call all destroyer, Friday, 16 May 2014 00:59 (eleven years ago)

Maybe they have a tendency toward needing something to prove or needing a hole to get out of in order to perform.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 16 May 2014 01:18 (eleven years ago)

there you are. the pop-psychology ilx club should begin with the pacers as a case study.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 16 May 2014 01:20 (eleven years ago)

sorry, i meant to say "your future 2013 -- 2014 NBA champion indiana pacers."

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 16 May 2014 01:20 (eleven years ago)

ILH will have to take a year off, assess, spend time with family if Pacers make it past Heat.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Friday, 16 May 2014 01:35 (eleven years ago)

i am already prepared for this possibility. i have canned food, hunting knives, and other survivalist equipment.

it's best to be ready for these things.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 16 May 2014 01:37 (eleven years ago)

what if the pacers won it all after all this nonsense.

this is the first moment i have contemplated the possibility.

Clay, Friday, 16 May 2014 01:39 (eleven years ago)

they really could.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 16 May 2014 01:40 (eleven years ago)

what a truly strange and wondrous world we live in

Clay, Friday, 16 May 2014 01:40 (eleven years ago)

really, it just the power of

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/2084557/spongebob-imagination-o.gif

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 16 May 2014 01:43 (eleven years ago)

Yeah was gonna say: after 3+ months of this, Pacers basically exactly where they want to be (provided they beat the Wiz tonight): vs. Heat, home court, everyone healthy.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Friday, 16 May 2014 01:43 (eleven years ago)

well, they clearly are not playing consistently well, and against sketchy competition so far, but yeah, the core team that was, what, 33 -- 7 is still there, all healthy, built as the "anti-heat," and holding home-court.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 16 May 2014 01:45 (eleven years ago)

Gortat playing himself into a big contract this series.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Friday, 16 May 2014 01:52 (eleven years ago)

Jesus I feel like this game has been on for seven hours and has been a 8-10 pt pacers lead the entire time

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 16 May 2014 01:57 (eleven years ago)

looooool Grandpa West laying into PG.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Friday, 16 May 2014 01:57 (eleven years ago)

Clay I had exactly the same thought a few days ago about the pacers and them winning it all would make their whole season one of the strangest sports stories of all time

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 16 May 2014 01:59 (eleven years ago)

i sense a change in ILH's collective consciousness. all hail the forthcoming NBA champs . . .

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2683469/sadspideyofindiana.gif

indiana. i mean indiana.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 16 May 2014 02:01 (eleven years ago)

john wall wants no part of this game

call all destroyer, Friday, 16 May 2014 02:01 (eleven years ago)

Heh feel like someone mentioned it way earlier this season, but Marv used his "Tim Duncan, with a series of moves" last night.

― Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Thursday, May 15, 2014 8:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lag00n nailed this one a week or so ago

I was thinking about it and noticed one of my favorite less subtle Marv disses: "not...(theatrical pause) the shot they were looking for"

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 16 May 2014 02:01 (eleven years ago)

man i miss lag∞n, 'offs just ain't the same without a lil namaste around

Clay, Friday, 16 May 2014 02:03 (eleven years ago)

do not tease me, espn headline.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 16 May 2014 02:10 (eleven years ago)

Have never really considered what Beal's ceiling is, always forget that he's almost as young as Giannis.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Friday, 16 May 2014 02:14 (eleven years ago)

lol hibbs just set a perfect screen for the beal 3

lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Friday, 16 May 2014 02:15 (eleven years ago)

lol @ indiana but also they shot 59% in the first half so this isn't exactly unexpected

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 02:18 (eleven years ago)

John Wall is so so cool

Clay, Friday, 16 May 2014 02:18 (eleven years ago)

(In reference to several minutes ago, forgot I'm way behind on my dvr)

Clay, Friday, 16 May 2014 02:19 (eleven years ago)

Wish Lance flexed for 48min/game.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Friday, 16 May 2014 02:19 (eleven years ago)

really <3 these crazy young wizzes tho

Clay, Friday, 16 May 2014 02:20 (eleven years ago)

Ariza-Nene-Gortat-Beal-Wall really strong starting five, shame they're trotting out Gooden and Harrington for meaningful playoff minutes.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Friday, 16 May 2014 02:28 (eleven years ago)

anyone think pacers are taking the heat to 7?

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)

yes

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 16 May 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)

lol bird beating traffic now.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Friday, 16 May 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)

Ethan J. Skolnick ‏@EthanJSkolnick 1h -- Heat at Pacers, Sunday, 3:30.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 16 May 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)

Of course xp!

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Friday, 16 May 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)

Pacers in 5 too optimistic?

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Friday, 16 May 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)

pacers in 7.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 16 May 2014 02:34 (eleven years ago)

i'd there's a greater chance of the heat taking the series in 5 than in 7

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 02:35 (eleven years ago)

i'd say*

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 02:35 (eleven years ago)

On top of being an all-time inconsistent team, Pacers have also played 13 games so far vs. Heat's 9, feel like that might play into it. Wouldn't be shocked if Heat in 5, wouldn't be shocked if Pacers in 6 who the fuck knows with this team.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Friday, 16 May 2014 02:37 (eleven years ago)

Gortat and Beal ;_;

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Friday, 16 May 2014 02:40 (eleven years ago)

HEAT PACERS YALL

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Friday, 16 May 2014 02:42 (eleven years ago)

rip the field

call all destroyer, Friday, 16 May 2014 02:42 (eleven years ago)

Joseph Goodman ‏@JoeGoodmanJr 1h -- And now begins the great war of our time...

http://i.imgur.com/D6NuYKx.gif

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 16 May 2014 02:44 (eleven years ago)

yeah heat pacers I guess, can't stop the narrative train

Clay, Friday, 16 May 2014 02:44 (eleven years ago)

jack nicholson is in the house

polyphonic, Friday, 16 May 2014 02:45 (eleven years ago)

lol sponsored by Stan Van

Clay, Friday, 16 May 2014 02:48 (eleven years ago)

I have a hard time believing this Pacers team could win the Finals against any team the West throws out, but especially if the Spurs take the WCF.

epoxy fule (Aimless), Friday, 16 May 2014 02:48 (eleven years ago)

Indy vs. Thunder/Clips would be a series. Indy vs. Spurs would be a bloodbath.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Friday, 16 May 2014 02:49 (eleven years ago)

man why couldn't the wiz finish the comeback. ugggggh everything is turning out how it was supposed to

Spottie, Friday, 16 May 2014 02:49 (eleven years ago)

indiana v. clippers sounds vaguely intriguing to me. sadly, i'd have to become the world's biggest clippers fan.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 16 May 2014 02:50 (eleven years ago)

the pacers would get waxed by either of the three west teams still alive, but it's not gonna matter cuz they're not beating the heat

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 02:51 (eleven years ago)

still can't believe they won two playoff series this year.

Spottie, Friday, 16 May 2014 02:56 (eleven years ago)

well, against the mighty hawks and wizards. but save your judgments until after game seven of the conference finals.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 16 May 2014 02:57 (eleven years ago)

guess I've got Miami in 6 and Spurs over either of these guys in 6. Boring.

Clay, Friday, 16 May 2014 02:58 (eleven years ago)

spurs might just eviscerate the thunder's non-offense though considering what they did to portland

Clay, Friday, 16 May 2014 03:02 (eleven years ago)

except the thunder have a proven track record v. spurs, when they're both full-strength. having said that, i pick spurs to win (it all).

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 16 May 2014 03:02 (eleven years ago)

the pacers would get waxed by either of the three west teams still alive, but it's not gonna matter cuz they're not beating the heat

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, May 15, 2014 9:51 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 16 May 2014 03:10 (eleven years ago)

brooks playing extended minutes in the playoffs with both durant and westbrook on the bench is his 486th fireable defense

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 03:31 (eleven years ago)

a friend of mine just suggested to me that he is "positive" the big 3 are taking pay cuts to make room for melo in miami and i am trying to tell him he is an insane person

Clay, Friday, 16 May 2014 03:33 (eleven years ago)

Best cure would be to bet him $20 it won't happen. Get it in writing. When he pays off, buy him a beer.

king of chin-stroking banality (Aimless), Friday, 16 May 2014 03:34 (eleven years ago)

his reasons for why this is happening are: 1. "Team USA" 2. ???

Clay, Friday, 16 May 2014 03:36 (eleven years ago)

a friend of mine just suggested to me that he is "positive" the big 3 are taking pay cuts to make room for melo in miami and i am trying to tell him he is an insane person

― Clay, Thursday, May 15, 2014

that is insane. big 3 are taking pay cuts to make room for chris paul, who will force his way out of the clippers this offseason.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 16 May 2014 03:37 (eleven years ago)

nothing could be clearer.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 16 May 2014 03:37 (eleven years ago)

my god, derek fisher

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 03:42 (eleven years ago)

jeff van saying previous administrations woulda fined Doc 75k which was my guess.

Spottie, Friday, 16 May 2014 03:44 (eleven years ago)

lol yeah i hit that right on the head

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 03:55 (eleven years ago)

i think they took it a bit easy on doc because the end of that game was so obviously fucked and also because of how important he's been in handling the sterling stuff

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 03:57 (eleven years ago)

lollllllllllllllllllll http://cbsprt.co/1vcJqMX

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 04:04 (eleven years ago)

why not just let Bosh walk and replace him with Melo

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 May 2014 04:05 (eleven years ago)

There is no happiness there.

New board description

, Friday, 16 May 2014 04:06 (eleven years ago)

i'd prob prefer bosh tbh

k3vin k., Friday, 16 May 2014 04:06 (eleven years ago)

bosh will probably take less money than melo too

k3vin k., Friday, 16 May 2014 04:06 (eleven years ago)

because carmelo isn't going to be content with taking 12 shots a game?

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 04:07 (eleven years ago)

in a vacuum carmelo is probably the better player but i'm not sure the heat would getter if they made that move

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 04:08 (eleven years ago)

why not just let Bosh walk and replace him with Melo

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, May 16, 2014

wouldn't do this. bosh's spacing is crucial to heat's offense.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 16 May 2014 04:08 (eleven years ago)

now, if you could let wade walk (which would never happen for multiple reasons) and grab melo, that would be another story

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 04:09 (eleven years ago)

wouldn't do this. bosh's spacing is crucial to heat's offense.

― Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, May 16, 2014 12:08 AM (25 seconds ago) Bookmark

well melo could play the bosh role -- shoot wide open jump shots -- as good or better than bosh would. melo is a great jump shooter. but there's no way melo would actually accept a role as "floor spacer" like bosh has.

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 04:10 (eleven years ago)

but melo isn't drawing out the same defender bosh does, which is a big key.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 16 May 2014 04:11 (eleven years ago)

you're right about wade. his next contract will speak volumes about the heat's future for a long time.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 16 May 2014 04:12 (eleven years ago)

if the heat need to add someone this summer it's probably a defensive minded big guy imo

Clay, Friday, 16 May 2014 04:13 (eleven years ago)

unless wade's legs fall off (could happen) in which case sure melo makes some sense

Clay, Friday, 16 May 2014 04:13 (eleven years ago)

but melo isn't drawing out the same defender bosh does, which is a big key.

― Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, May 16, 2014 12:11 AM (55 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well this is mostly about who is on the floor. on the other hand, it would probably be a good thing that melo would never float through a playoff game and have minimal impact for three quarters like happens with bosh once a series.

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 04:14 (eleven years ago)

if the heat need to add someone this summer it's probably a defensive minded big guy imo

― Clay, Friday, May 16, 2014 12:13 AM (56 seconds ago) Bookmark

they're gonna lose battier and maybe chalmers & replacing those two with shooters is probably more crucial to their identity

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 04:15 (eleven years ago)

spoken like spo.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 16 May 2014 04:16 (eleven years ago)

now shipping rihanna and jvg

Clay, Friday, 16 May 2014 04:18 (eleven years ago)

the heat drafted this guy justin hamilton who was a first team d league and first team d league offense, they might keep him up with the team next year (i think he's actually traveling w/ them right now)

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 04:19 (eleven years ago)

now shipping rihanna and jvg

― Clay, Friday, May 16, 2014 12:18 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

#TrueDetectiveSeason2

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 04:19 (eleven years ago)

first team d league offense

i mean defense

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 04:19 (eleven years ago)

that pass by blake was something special

Clay, Friday, 16 May 2014 04:34 (eleven years ago)

Driven out of my apt by a routine water tank cleaning so disappointed to be missing this game :(

, Friday, 16 May 2014 04:35 (eleven years ago)

I guess I could have just pissed in a bottle for 3 hours but

, Friday, 16 May 2014 04:35 (eleven years ago)

jack at this game means the clips arent cool anymore right

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 16 May 2014 04:37 (eleven years ago)

btw has the playoffs fucked with anyone else's sleep schedule?

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 16 May 2014 04:37 (eleven years ago)

Yes. Although right now it's work fucking with my sleep schedule and I'm just following the updates from the office.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 16 May 2014 04:40 (eleven years ago)

nice thing about being on the west coast is i miss the awful first half of eastern games while at work and the night games end at around 10 or so, nba doesn't get to mess with my sched

Clay, Friday, 16 May 2014 04:40 (eleven years ago)

There is no happiness there.

New board description

― 龜, Thursday, May 15, 2014 9:06 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes

Spottie, Friday, 16 May 2014 04:40 (eleven years ago)

lol @ reggie jackson refusing to pass on another 3 on 1 break

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 04:40 (eleven years ago)

And I do not like the way OKC has been closing the gap steadily for a long ass time now, get it together clips.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 16 May 2014 04:41 (eleven years ago)

er rather has now closed the gap, fuk

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 16 May 2014 04:41 (eleven years ago)

it feels sometimes like neither team has led by more than 5 in this series

Clay, Friday, 16 May 2014 04:41 (eleven years ago)

clippers in the midst of a legit choke here

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 04:41 (eleven years ago)

man what a nasty dunk by reggie there

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 May 2014 04:41 (eleven years ago)

no armstrongo

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 04:42 (eleven years ago)

Yes. Although right now it's work fucking with my sleep schedule and I'm just following the updates from the office.

― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, May 15, 2014 9:40 PM (26 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so much, usually record the games and don't start watching until the kids are asleep and the wife gives clearance which is another couple hours after that.

Spottie, Friday, 16 May 2014 04:42 (eleven years ago)

playoffs are a true lifestyle change

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 04:44 (eleven years ago)

i get my son to sleep by 9, watch 30 min to an hour with hi asleep, take him upstairs and he gets settled with my wife, then i spend 2+ hours doing next-day chores and watching hoops. i think im getting 5 hours a night rn?

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 16 May 2014 04:44 (eleven years ago)

entering the miserable shooting phase early, i see

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 16 May 2014 04:46 (eleven years ago)

It's been super nice to wake up @ 8 and turn on the TV and there are live games on

, Friday, 16 May 2014 04:46 (eleven years ago)

some rly TRULY awful long threes right now

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 16 May 2014 04:46 (eleven years ago)

playoffs are a true lifestyle change

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, May 15, 2014 9:44 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

i wanted to move out of the place i'm in right now earlier in the spring but didn't b/c we have cable here and i didn't want to miss any playoffs

Clay, Friday, 16 May 2014 04:46 (eleven years ago)

griffin should do that thing where he backs in within 3 feet of the basket all the time, p high pctage shot

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 16 May 2014 04:47 (eleven years ago)

griffin griffining

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 16 May 2014 04:47 (eleven years ago)

playoffs are a true lifestyle change

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, May 15, 2014 9:44 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i generally begin prepping my wife in february

Spottie, Friday, 16 May 2014 04:47 (eleven years ago)

Next year Comcast/Time Warner/w/e need to roll out a playoffs package

Like subscribe to TNT and TBS and NBATV for two months just for the 'OFFS

I'd pay like $200 for that and maybe also let them fine me a lil' for downloading illegal shit

, Friday, 16 May 2014 04:48 (eleven years ago)

yeah i mean it's either have fucking cable or go to a shitty sports bar for six hours where i can't get anything done while watching the game

Clay, Friday, 16 May 2014 04:49 (eleven years ago)

you know what would str8 murder cable? all sports leagues collude to create their own streaming service

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 16 May 2014 04:50 (eleven years ago)

or just you know maybe league pass could include the playoffs

Spottie, Friday, 16 May 2014 04:50 (eleven years ago)

more interested in murdering cable

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 16 May 2014 04:51 (eleven years ago)

every once in a while my boyfriend and i are talking to people who are shocked that we have cable and i just have to go "we only have it because i need to watch sports"

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 04:52 (eleven years ago)

i just need apple or whatever to make a thing where i can pay $5/mo apiece for whatever channels i want

Clay, Friday, 16 May 2014 04:52 (eleven years ago)

and everyone looks at me like i just said "i pay for cable to watch russian television" or something

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 04:52 (eleven years ago)

everyone who pays for tv says those exact words. sports keeping these companies alive

Spottie, Friday, 16 May 2014 04:53 (eleven years ago)

your other words

Spottie, Friday, 16 May 2014 04:53 (eleven years ago)

Slime Dorner truly outrageous

, Friday, 16 May 2014 04:53 (eleven years ago)

espn mobile is really amazing too, and you pretty much have to have cable to use it

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 May 2014 04:54 (eleven years ago)

the key for me is having a dvr

Spottie, Friday, 16 May 2014 04:54 (eleven years ago)

K

D

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 04:55 (eleven years ago)

clippers really want their season to end huh

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 16 May 2014 04:55 (eleven years ago)

locally you can't even watch blazer games at all unless you have comcast i think, fuck that. comcast sportsnet should be attacked by antitrust laws left and right.

Clay, Friday, 16 May 2014 04:55 (eleven years ago)

and fox sports too

Spottie, Friday, 16 May 2014 04:56 (eleven years ago)

such a horrible and dated system

Spottie, Friday, 16 May 2014 04:57 (eleven years ago)

Philly was beholden to Comcast Sportsnet too, with maybe one in every five reg season games shown on UPN iirc

, Friday, 16 May 2014 04:57 (eleven years ago)

love that brooks has been rolling with adams this game

Spottie, Friday, 16 May 2014 04:57 (eleven years ago)

Is beholden I should say

Never had cable growing up except for brief periods during high school when I convinced my rents to sign up for the trial package offers

, Friday, 16 May 2014 04:58 (eleven years ago)

yeah it seems like them or fox owns every region's broadcast rights now. it's m/l corrupt. xp

Clay, Friday, 16 May 2014 04:59 (eleven years ago)

thankfully TNT has the west finals so we don't have to hear van gunny slobbering over nick collision for two more weeks

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 04:59 (eleven years ago)

nba tv should probably let you stream your local teams games too but obv thatll never happen

Clay, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:00 (eleven years ago)

aw u don't like jvg?

Spottie, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:00 (eleven years ago)

there should be another price level that lets you stream local games that could be re-routed to cable companies or something imo

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 05:01 (eleven years ago)

aw u don't like jvg?

― Spottie, Friday, May 16, 2014 1:00 AM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark

haha no i LOVE jvg (ILH deep cut a thread for the van gundys) but his thing with collison is ridiculous

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 05:01 (eleven years ago)

he does love the "hard workers"

Spottie, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:02 (eleven years ago)

god was a thread for the van gundys really five years ago, i need to talk to my therapist about that

Clay, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:02 (eleven years ago)

Next year Comcast/Time Warner/w/e need to roll out a playoffs package

Like subscribe to TNT and TBS and NBATV for two months just for the 'OFFS

I'd pay like $200 for that and maybe also let them fine me a lil' for downloading illegal shit

― 龜, Friday, 16 May 2014 04:48 (13 minutes ago) Permalink

Couldn't you just sign up for and then cancel cable for this amount of money? Isn't basic cable like $50/month? Even with any installation charges or w/e.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 16 May 2014 05:03 (eleven years ago)

I need to apt hunt in NYC this fall and my dream would be to get one that like shares an alley with a sports bar and then to hire someone to patch me a cable into their feed

, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:03 (eleven years ago)

that call THAT CALL

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 16 May 2014 05:04 (eleven years ago)

that foul call is brutal wow

Clay, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:04 (eleven years ago)

BTW that's basically what I'm doing -- I added cable to my time warner package, gonna cancel when the offs are over.

BTW we also got a Roku and cable is SOOOO much better when you watch it through the Roku.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 16 May 2014 05:04 (eleven years ago)

Probably but the hassle of them shipping you a box and taking it back and they prob have early cancellation charges or some bullshit xp

, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:04 (eleven years ago)

the refs are trying to get murdered on the court huh

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 05:05 (eleven years ago)

clips man, cannot get calls

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 16 May 2014 05:05 (eleven years ago)

this is gonna be like that ref in brazil who killed the player and then got decapitated by the crowd, right?

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 16 May 2014 05:05 (eleven years ago)

WOW just offensive fouling the game away

Clay, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:05 (eleven years ago)

durant wasnt set imo

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 16 May 2014 05:06 (eleven years ago)

4 pts at least down the drain

Spottie, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:06 (eleven years ago)

who cursed chris paul

Clay, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:06 (eleven years ago)

and that paul foul was the bogusest of all the bogus calls

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 16 May 2014 05:06 (eleven years ago)

charges are so lame, remove the rule imo

Spottie, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:07 (eleven years ago)

docs eyes are gonna fall out of his head huh

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 16 May 2014 05:08 (eleven years ago)

oh i hadn't seen a replay yet that cp3 foul was absolute complete horseshit

Clay, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:08 (eleven years ago)

btw any ibaka updates?

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 16 May 2014 05:08 (eleven years ago)

yes fan riot yesssss

Clay, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:08 (eleven years ago)

reddicks gotta hit that shot

Spottie, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:09 (eleven years ago)

BLAKE YELLIN

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 16 May 2014 05:10 (eleven years ago)

WOWWWWWWWWWWWW

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 16 May 2014 05:10 (eleven years ago)

lol Griffin not getting a tech there

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:10 (eleven years ago)

hahahha
r rated tv right now

Spottie, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:10 (eleven years ago)

clean block, bennet must be paying the refs with fracking money

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 16 May 2014 05:10 (eleven years ago)

these refs are a sleeper cell

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 05:11 (eleven years ago)

he clobbered his head

Spottie, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:11 (eleven years ago)

how does it benefit the nba to have one of its best players kicked out of a crucial playoff game on two total judgement calls

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 05:12 (eleven years ago)

spurs vs thunder / pacers vs heat god why even have a first and second round so boring

Clay, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:12 (eleven years ago)

got the ball up top but his elbow rocked his head

Spottie, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:12 (eleven years ago)

but the other calls were bad

Spottie, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:12 (eleven years ago)

and momentum killing

Spottie, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:13 (eleven years ago)

hah these calls

Spottie, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:13 (eleven years ago)

to atone, refs should gift clippers 6 free throws or so

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 16 May 2014 05:14 (eleven years ago)

uh paul seemed to land before he got that shot off

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:14 (eleven years ago)

darren collision definitely needs to be taking bank shot jumpers in the final 90 seconds of an elimination game

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 05:15 (eleven years ago)

why is collision in and not jamal?

Spottie, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:15 (eleven years ago)

uh paul seemed to land before he got that shot off

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, May 16, 2014 1:14 AM (43 seconds ago) Bookmark

this is actually one thing that refs never look for that should probably be addressed. lebron does it all the time.

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 05:15 (eleven years ago)

yeah one of the weirder allowances of continuation i've seen in awhile xxp

Clay, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:15 (eleven years ago)

collison has to make that or take it all the way to the hoop

Spottie, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:16 (eleven years ago)

make up calls y'all

Spottie, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:16 (eleven years ago)

hhahaha this guy again

Mike Wise ‏@MikeWiseguy 5m

No one will talk about what a great job Scott Brooks did to beat Doc's team in 6. We need to.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:17 (eleven years ago)

tough basket by barnes

Clay, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:18 (eleven years ago)

clippers should probably get to the portion of the game where jj redick launches three pointers

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 05:18 (eleven years ago)

bout to say, when you're down big, miracle threes is all u can do

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 16 May 2014 05:19 (eleven years ago)

ooooooooor a reddick runner

Spottie, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:20 (eleven years ago)

and there we get a weak lil runner, missed, durant rebounds

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 16 May 2014 05:20 (eleven years ago)

wow, the thunder have proved pretty resilient if you erase the year westbrook blew his knee out

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 05:20 (eleven years ago)

all right spurs can beat this team right? *look at 0-4 record against OKC, 2012 playoff reel*

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 16 May 2014 05:21 (eleven years ago)

i think spurs/okc series is a coin flip

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 05:22 (eleven years ago)

spurs in 6
heats in 6

and it's all kinda soul-sucking to watch except when the spurs are tearing the thunder apart and when indiana is being crazy

Clay, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:22 (eleven years ago)

fire doc

Spottie, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:23 (eleven years ago)

the clippers should basically bring this entire team back next year imo

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 05:25 (eleven years ago)

maybe they can get rid of dudley and get another big or wing stopper but this is a good roster

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 05:26 (eleven years ago)

congrats to scott brooks on his 3 year contract extension

Clay, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:26 (eleven years ago)

hahaha was gonna say for better or worse, scott brooks will remain head coach of this team

btw kawhi's gonna own durant

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 16 May 2014 05:27 (eleven years ago)

dudley was spozed to be their starting 3! so weird how far he fell off and how fat he got

Spottie, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:27 (eleven years ago)

spurs in 7
heat in 7

k3vin k., Friday, 16 May 2014 05:28 (eleven years ago)

heat in 6
okc in 6

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 05:31 (eleven years ago)

Heat-OKC final IDK how they get there

, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:33 (eleven years ago)

I mean IDC

, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:33 (eleven years ago)

(psssssst chris paul still has never advanced past the second round)

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 05:34 (eleven years ago)

maybe he just needs more help!

Spottie, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:35 (eleven years ago)

or a better coach!

Spottie, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:35 (eleven years ago)

Clippers new owner should move the team to Pittsburgh or something

, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:35 (eleven years ago)

THey need to switch conferences

, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:35 (eleven years ago)

ha

Spottie, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:45 (eleven years ago)

chris paul would have *probably* made it past the second round by now if he had played in the eastern conference

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 05:46 (eleven years ago)

Doc says "aaaaaaahmm" a lot in his interviews, never noticed before

Spottie, Friday, 16 May 2014 05:53 (eleven years ago)

Queens Clippers let's go

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 16 May 2014 06:00 (eleven years ago)

first three-team city

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 16 May 2014 06:00 (eleven years ago)

or just float the knicks away on a barge or something and keep it at two, w/e

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 16 May 2014 06:00 (eleven years ago)

the clippers should basically bring this entire team back next year imo
--le goon (J0rdan S.)

They kinda have to. Don't have much cap to work with unless they can move Dudley who turned into a pumpkin this year.

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 16 May 2014 13:52 (eleven years ago)

or just float the knicks away on a barge or something and keep it at two, w/e

― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, May 16, 2014 2:00 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

NBA ready for a barged team imo, most literal way to expand overseas.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Friday, 16 May 2014 14:19 (eleven years ago)

spurs v. . . .

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 16 May 2014 14:30 (eleven years ago)

http://static4.businessinsider.com/image/51aaa8c46bb3f7ca5a00000b/lebron-pacers-flop.gif

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 16 May 2014 14:30 (eleven years ago)

pacers. spurs v. pacers.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 16 May 2014 14:31 (eleven years ago)

or just float the knicks away on a barge or something and keep it at two, w/e

― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, May 16, 2014 2:00 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

NBA ready for a barged team imo, most literal way to expand overseas.

― Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Friday, May 16, 2014 10:19 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I was thinking they'd just play wherever they wash up, but floating team-without-a-country is a cool idea too.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 16 May 2014 15:02 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI8AanBHSck

Spottie, Friday, 16 May 2014 17:35 (eleven years ago)

lol

Nhex, Friday, 16 May 2014 17:48 (eleven years ago)

lowe takes the heat in 6 (not surprising). good preview http://grantland.com/the-triangle/conference-finals-preview-miami-indiana-a-year-in-the-making/

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 21:04 (eleven years ago)

ibaka out for the remainder of the playoffs

Clay, Friday, 16 May 2014 22:13 (eleven years ago)

WHHHHHHHHUT

Spottie, Friday, 16 May 2014 22:25 (eleven years ago)

steven adams is about to make a name for himself

Spottie, Friday, 16 May 2014 22:25 (eleven years ago)

oh please tell me crawford refs a game where adams does work on timmy

Clay, Friday, 16 May 2014 22:32 (eleven years ago)

well, the spurs are gonna get their rematch

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 May 2014 22:39 (eleven years ago)

sorry if this has been posted before, but zack lowe at grantland has a really good breakdown of the heat -- pacers series. is indiana a good pick-and-roll team? the clips lowe posted make it seem like they are running a lot of weak-ish pick-and-rolls, where the screener isn't getting between the ball-handler and his defender (instead, the ball-handler kind of dribbled toward the screener -- usually hibbert in the clips -- then pivots the other way, which means the ball-handler's defender is never peeled off the ball-handler; it seems to work, somehow, but it looks less than ideal). anyway, apologies in advance if that's a totally stupid way of looking at the pacer offense.

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 16 May 2014 23:15 (eleven years ago)

serge nooooooooooooo

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 23:21 (eleven years ago)

well for whatever it's worth the thunder did unlock themselves last night after ibaka left

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 23:21 (eleven years ago)

still find serge to be hecka overrated tho okc doesnt have many better options.

call all destroyer, Friday, 16 May 2014 23:42 (eleven years ago)

btw has the playoffs fucked with anyone else's sleep schedule?

― smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, May 16, 2014 12:37 AM (19 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Completely

Also have relatively nu babby here so I'm finishing the west games mostly on dvr at the crack of dawn

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 16 May 2014 23:50 (eleven years ago)

adams guarding splitter is gonna be hilarious

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 May 2014 23:50 (eleven years ago)

Spurs in 6 sorry I'm cheating I know Ibaka is out
Heat in 5

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 16 May 2014 23:51 (eleven years ago)

Actually I wouldn't be surprised if the spurs won in 5 or even swept but kd and Russ are too good to go out totally without a fight

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 16 May 2014 23:55 (eleven years ago)

still find serge to be hecka overrated tho okc doesnt have many better options.

― call all destroyer, Friday, May 16, 2014 4:42 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idk had a pretty solid year. midrange game for days.

Spottie, Friday, 16 May 2014 23:57 (eleven years ago)

no threes, no fts, he's still not much of an offensive player

call all destroyer, Friday, 16 May 2014 23:58 (eleven years ago)

I wonder if thabeet or Jeremy lamb will surface

We're going to see a lot of Jackson-fisher-Westbrook-durant-Adams I bet though

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 16 May 2014 23:59 (eleven years ago)

no threes, no fts, he's still not much of an offensive player

― call all destroyer, Friday, May 16, 2014 4:58 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not sure they need that from him with derek fisher and kendrick perkins constantly draining shots

Spottie, Saturday, 17 May 2014 00:00 (eleven years ago)

wow, Thabeet had a terrible season. Out of the league next year?

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 17 May 2014 00:02 (eleven years ago)

sorry if this has been posted before, but zack lowe at grantland has a really good breakdown of the heat -- pacers series. is indiana a good pick-and-roll team? the clips lowe posted make it seem like they are running a lot of weak-ish pick-and-rolls, where the screener isn't getting between the ball-handler and his defender (instead, the ball-handler kind of dribbled toward the screener -- usually hibbert in the clips -- then pivots the other way, which means the ball-handler's defender is never peeled off the ball-handler; it seems to work, somehow, but it looks less than ideal). anyway, apologies in advance if that's a totally stupid way of looking at the pacer offense.

― Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, May 16, 2014 7:15 PM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Indiana is decent at p&r mainly bc west is a good screener and they don't have a ton of distance shooting, so there's not much else for them to do on offense besides isolate

Those fake screens (slipping the screen) are a huge part of any good p&r repertoire now though bc it's basically a bluff that the about-to-be-screened defender has to call or not, and the big man gets a step ahead on his roll by not actually staying for a solid pick

The ballhandler darting towards and then away from the screen without using it is just another layer of possible deception on top of that, most teams try to combine that with movement on the other side so the handler can turn and often has options open to corner shooters or cutters on the baseline

Blake & cp use a lot of slipped and half screens bc both are good at moving and passing with and without the ball for example

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Saturday, 17 May 2014 00:05 (eleven years ago)

sorry if this has been posted before, but zack lowe at grantland has a really good breakdown of the heat -- pacers series. is indiana a good pick-and-roll team? the clips lowe posted make it seem like they are running a lot of weak-ish pick-and-rolls, where the screener isn't getting between the ball-handler and his defender (instead, the ball-handler kind of dribbled toward the screener -- usually hibbert in the clips -- then pivots the other way, which means the ball-handler's defender is never peeled off the ball-handler; it seems to work, somehow, but it looks less than ideal). anyway, apologies in advance if that's a totally stupid way of looking at the pacer offense.

― Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, May 16, 2014 7:15 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Really happy Lowe elucidated some of this stuff. One play that I've seen over and over is that lob over fronting defender to West or Hibbert -> collect and turn w/ Heat defender immediately bodying up -> West or Hibs being forced to make a split decision w/ the ball (where the right decision is a quick pass). Every so often they'd make that quick pass to someone waiting in the corner or back-dooring, but usually they just looked happy to have penetrated the Heat D that much and would usually force up some mucky contested shot around the paint.

It's terrifying to watch because Indy as a team is so fumbly with the ball, Heat should just front the shit out of the Pacers and force them to make passes. Because newsflash THEY CANNOT MAKE THOSE PASSES WITH ANY CONSISTENCY. Instead of daring Indy to shoot, teams should dare into the pass / make catches.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Saturday, 17 May 2014 00:38 (eleven years ago)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ seems like an accurate diagnosis to me, too.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 17 May 2014 00:39 (eleven years ago)

Should also be noted that Heat/Pacers is basically Lowe's postdoc work and just one more reason this matchup has been so much fun last few seasons.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Saturday, 17 May 2014 00:42 (eleven years ago)

i like how he says the violent lebron-hibbert confrontations at the rim are the most fascinating battle in the nba.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 17 May 2014 00:45 (eleven years ago)

It's been an ongoing subplot (eg, from Roy's concussion game earlier this year), esp. after last year's playoffs when LeBron dusted off that lane floater rather than going straight at Hibbert. Kinda crazy to me that refs have continued giving Roy the verticality call over the 2nd half of the season, as he's increasingly started bending his arms downward more and more w/o fouls being called.

idk crazy shit is going to happen, Pacers/Heatles were just killing time to get back to this, and even in Indy's doldrums they still managed to pick the intensity up for the Heat games.

I haven't watched Wade enough in the playoffs to know if he's coming up a bit lame now. Really feeling a big Wade/Lance dust-up.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Saturday, 17 May 2014 01:00 (eleven years ago)

btw has the playoffs fucked with anyone else's sleep schedule?
― smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, May 16, 2014 12:37 AM (19 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Completely
Also have relatively nu babby here so I'm finishing the west games mostly on dvr at the crack of dawn
― z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, May 16, 2014 7:50 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

am having trouble following everything and I don't even have a nu babyballer, congrats to you all, only another month to go!

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Saturday, 17 May 2014 01:16 (eleven years ago)

ibaka actually hits corner threes every once in a while

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 17 May 2014 01:20 (eleven years ago)

call me when he starts making it with bosh frequency

call all destroyer, Saturday, 17 May 2014 03:00 (eleven years ago)

So, what do we do with Chris Paul's career so far?

Let's take a look at his résumé.

• Nine brilliant regular seasons at point guard. Seven All-Star appearances. Finished top-5 in MVP voting four times and top-10 five times.

• Led the league in assist rate four times. Is one of three players to average at least 18 points, nine assists and four rebounds in his career (Magic Johnson and Oscar Robertson are the other two).

• Named to five All-Defensive teams and a sixth likely on the way. Has led the NBA in steals per game six times.

• Owns the second-highest career player efficiency rating (25.6) among active players behind LeBron James. Ranks No.1 in career win shares per minute among active players and fourth all-time.

On these individual merits, he's destined to be one of the best point guards to ever play the game. Heck, advanced metrics have placed him on target to be one of the best ever, regardless of position.

But then there's this staggering fact that on Friday seems to hang above all:

Six postseasons, zero trips past the second round.

Oh.

Paul's season ended on Thursday just like all eight that came before it: without a trip to the NBA's final four. Paul's postseason disappointments are not limited to his professional career. In two years at Wake Forest, Paul never made it out of the Sweet 16 despite his team being seeded at No. 2 and No. 4 in his regions.

This does not compute. How can a player so good have such a shallow playoff career?

Faced with this incongruous information, we reflexively send a search party for tidy explanations. Elite point guards don't win titles! Well, tell that to Paul's most frequent comparable, Isiah Thomas. Paul's not a leader! Seems like an odd charge to throw at someone who was elected president of NBA players union. Paul doesn't have "it!" Doesn't get lazier than that.

What makes Paul's case so fascinating is that he checks off just about every box on championship checklist. He's widely known as a ruthless competitor. He pairs incredible basketball IQ with freakish skill. He plays both ends of the floor. He is a team-first player who gets his players involved, sometimes to a fault. And with the obvious exception of Game 5 on Tuesday, he's an assassin in crunch time.

And yet, nothing much to show for it on the team side.

This is where it gets tricky. Measuring player greatness solely through the lens of a player's teams can warp our judgment. If championship rings are the true measuring stick, then Robert Horry (seven titles) is better than Michael Jordan (six). Beno Udrih (two) is greater than championship one-and-dones Kevin Garnett, Dirk Nowitzki and Moses Malone. Adam Morrison is superior to Karl Malone, Charles Barkley, Steve Nash and Elgin Baylor.

Of course, we're smarter than that. Pinning a player's place in history through his team accomplishments can be a futile exercise. And that's especially the case when we do it in the middle of a player's career. James was considered an all-time talent who was fatally flawed until he landed some Hall of Fame teammates. Jordan was considered a me-first, selfish scorer at 26 years old until Phil Jackson came onto the scene. Untimely injuries to key teammates didn't allow Jerry West to win a title until he was 33 years old and now he's the Logo.

Paul deserves similar perspective. And believe it or not, Paul's conference final drought isn't unprecedented. There have been plenty of great players who endured conference finals drought like Paul. Dominique Wilkins is a Hall of Famer and never made it there. Fellow Hall of Famer Bob Lanier played in 13 seasons and eight All-Star games before he reached the Eastern Conference finals in 1983. Vince Carter never got there until 2010.

The Long Road

Most All-Stars before first conference final -- stats from Elias
Player All-Stars
Dominique Wilkins 9*
Vince Carter 8
Bob Lanier 8
Yao Ming 8*
Chris Paul (and many others) 7
*Never reached

Paul is probably better than all of them. Look, Paul's lack of team success is at the very least meaningful. Greats tend to go far in the playoffs. But it shouldn't be his defining trait. The Clippers were plus-76 with Paul on the floor this postseason and minus-50 with him on the bench and we're going to blame him for missing out on the conference finals?

As I pointed out in November, Paul has been woefully underserved in supporting cast department. To illustrate, contrast Magic Johnson and Paul's surroundings as they began their respective careers. As he entered the league Johnson was gifted with Hall of Famers Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Jamaal Wilkes then later with James Worthy. Furthermore, Johnson shared the court with an All-Star 13 times in his first eight seasons of his career. Paul? Try just four (David West and Blake Griffin each twice).

Teammates matter. And it's true, Paul has never had a better supporting cast than he did this season and he still couldn't get out of the second round. But it's not as if the Clippers were expected to get there anyway. The Clippers were the third seed in a stacked Western Conference, and both Vegas and ESPN Forecast called the Oklahoma City Thunder to win this series. Considering the odds and the Donald Sterling drama, how much of a letdown is the Clippers' exit, really?

Paul remains a great player who has yet to have great fortune in the postseason. Thursday's loss doesn't change that. As the all-time greats like Jordan, James and West have taught us, if you're going to write Paul's legacy now, you'd better write it in pencil.

circles, Saturday, 17 May 2014 05:38 (eleven years ago)

thanks

k3vin k., Saturday, 17 May 2014 05:46 (eleven years ago)

ibaka actually hits corner threes every once in a while

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, May 17, 2014 1:20 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

call me when he starts making it with bosh frequency

― call all destroyer, Saturday, May 17, 2014 3:00 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Bosh shot 35% from the corners to Ibaka's 33% on 5 more attempts.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 17 May 2014 08:23 (eleven years ago)

35% for both actually.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 17 May 2014 08:24 (eleven years ago)

idk if Jord has your number

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 17 May 2014 08:25 (eleven years ago)

What about crunch time sitches

, Saturday, 17 May 2014 08:28 (eleven years ago)

annnnd mark jackson will be back in the booth calling the ecf

call all destroyer, Saturday, 17 May 2014 15:37 (eleven years ago)

nooooooooooooooooooooooo mama that man is back

i knew it was coming when jvg apropos of nothing last game shouted out the "great job" he did in gs and breen conspicuously added a hear hear

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Saturday, 17 May 2014 16:03 (eleven years ago)

Mama that man

Spottie, Saturday, 17 May 2014 17:16 (eleven years ago)

fuckin revolving door huh

k3vin k., Saturday, 17 May 2014 17:21 (eleven years ago)

hey friends im back on the nets can someone summarize lol thx

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 May 2014 17:26 (eleven years ago)

yes. the eastern conference finals begins on monday. pacers are heavily favored over the nets. and the thunder are headed toward an almost-assured sweep of the spurs.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 17 May 2014 17:30 (eleven years ago)

i feel like thats more of a current status rather than a summary of what happened

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 May 2014 17:31 (eleven years ago)

i mean i looked at wikipedia but i so i know what happened but I'm not sure i really got the essence

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 May 2014 17:33 (eleven years ago)

the offs are an experience

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 May 2014 17:33 (eleven years ago)

paul pierce regained his prime form for games five and six, when the nets closed it out. he was helped by jason kidd's unconventional lineups, and joe johnson's unstoppable long-range touch. dwyane wade played well, but couldn't shake-off the rust of missing so many regular season games, and he clearly wasn't prepared by the first-round series. bosh was so distraught he is rumored to be likely to opt-out of his contract, and move elsewhere.

the thunder just blitzed the clippers. scotty brooks outcoached doc rivers. he'll likely do the same v. pop.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 17 May 2014 17:34 (eleven years ago)

wiki's good but sometimes misses the real story.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 17 May 2014 17:35 (eleven years ago)

yeah u need vibes really

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 May 2014 17:37 (eleven years ago)

more than anything

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 May 2014 17:38 (eleven years ago)

real 2nd round scoop:
nets-heat - heat mostly dominate, lots of bron on 5 action, nets tore up game 3, kept 4 and 5 close but couldnt win *eye of the tiger plays for some reason*
clippers-okc - between rounds 1 and 2, the thunder signed a contingency of refs to their bench who came up big in the clutch. realizing his fortunes, chris paul defected to the thunder as a double agent, coughing up just enough points and possessions to allow thunder to win in 6. but he's also a snake, so he injured serge ibaka JUST TO WATCH HIM DIE.
spurs-portland - spurs pwn, but theyre nice so they let portland have game 4.
indiana-washbullets - we are still waiting on analysis of the archaeological record. since there were no eyewitnesses, some v forensic type shit is going down to determine what happened.

smooth hymnal (m bison), Saturday, 17 May 2014 17:40 (eleven years ago)

john wall was good but david west did some efficient yelling at his teammates and also roy hibbert looked like he might be intermittently not a corpse and beal got some of the yips late and trevor ariza realized he basically got his next contract and regressed to the mean ariza

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Saturday, 17 May 2014 17:43 (eleven years ago)

spurs portland was a real hey young bucks nice round 1 win welcome to the party whoops time to start yr summer vacation hope to see you in round 3 next year ass whuppin

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Saturday, 17 May 2014 17:44 (eleven years ago)

sweet thank you based mod and ilh crew so is iblocka out or what

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 May 2014 17:44 (eleven years ago)

cause that cld be croosh

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 May 2014 17:45 (eleven years ago)

ibaka has been declared basketbally dead for the next round at least, 'offs in general

smooth hymnal (m bison), Saturday, 17 May 2014 17:46 (eleven years ago)

shit man

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 May 2014 17:46 (eleven years ago)

its sad, he was a blocker

smooth hymnal (m bison), Saturday, 17 May 2014 17:47 (eleven years ago)

everyone's saying he "anchored the okc defense," so . . . spurs in 5?

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 17 May 2014 17:54 (eleven years ago)

he is a good player like hes prob not great at anything except off the ball blocks and knocking down open 18 footers but hes a solid dude who works good with okcs athletic dudes with very long arms system

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 May 2014 17:57 (eleven years ago)

they cld still won out imo but its def a dicier prop

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 May 2014 17:58 (eleven years ago)

yeah the drop between ibaka and collison/adams is not drastic imo, though those guys are going to be needing a lot more minutes now, so diminishing returns maybe? i dunno. ibaka spreads the floor and he killed us in 2012.

smooth hymnal (m bison), Saturday, 17 May 2014 18:11 (eleven years ago)

yeah his athleticism def works against the spurs, big line up cld cause problems v the heat tho so who know, adams is obvs v untested and cld be a big wildcard

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 May 2014 18:14 (eleven years ago)

i'll put my money on big kiwi showing up

Nhex, Saturday, 17 May 2014 18:15 (eleven years ago)

he's been super spotty this year p typical of a rook overall tho feel like people are underestimating his potential like skilled mobile 7 footers dont just stroll out of the outback folks he cld be v good down the line

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 May 2014 18:19 (eleven years ago)

NBA Legion ‏@MySportsLegion 1h -- Lance Stephenson on DWade: I think his knee is kind of messed up so I got to be extra aggressive and…make his knee flare up."

ugh.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 17 May 2014 18:55 (eleven years ago)

oh man

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 May 2014 18:56 (eleven years ago)

classic lance

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 May 2014 18:56 (eleven years ago)

fuck yes lance

smooth hymnal (m bison), Saturday, 17 May 2014 18:58 (eleven years ago)

love that

balls, Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:02 (eleven years ago)

why i can't stand him, and basically why i dislike the pacers.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:03 (eleven years ago)

i got to be extra aggressive and... kick him in the knee

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:03 (eleven years ago)

I WAS JUST TYPING THAT

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:03 (eleven years ago)

lol

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:03 (eleven years ago)

lance: "wade's an old, hobbled guy now; he can't get away so fast, so i intend to knife him with a shiv as we break for the first time-out."

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:04 (eleven years ago)

I'm p sure nba players think in those terms (hmmm, where's my edge coming from? weak knee? aha!) all the time. they just don't blurt it to reporters and sound like an asshole.

king of chin-stroking banality (Aimless), Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:05 (eleven years ago)

yeah tbh i do think it came out worse than lance intended its totally standard to attack physical vulnerabilities and that includes injuries he didnt really mean like try to injure him exactly

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:05 (eleven years ago)

lance: "if the referees aren't looking, i'm going to spray mace in wade's eyes, then drive to the basket on him."

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:06 (eleven years ago)

"i intend to murder to dwyane wade while we are participating in a basketball match."

smooth hymnal (m bison), Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:08 (eleven years ago)

otm good plan

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:09 (eleven years ago)

lebron: "hibbert gets unfair benefits from the 'verticality rule,' so i'm going to drive a stake through his abdomen when we're battling in the post, so he'll stay out of the paint afterwards."

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:09 (eleven years ago)

maybe do it w a table leg like the artest story

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:09 (eleven years ago)

otm

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:11 (eleven years ago)

Haha lance classic

Spottie, Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:12 (eleven years ago)

he was dumb for coming out and saying it, but let's not pretend players aren't viciously competitive. is he really NOT gonna take advantage of Wade's hobbling?

Nhex, Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:14 (eleven years ago)

it was the attack... flare up part that made it sound extra shady

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:16 (eleven years ago)

he is a punk.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:18 (eleven years ago)

Like wade isn't

Spottie, Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:19 (eleven years ago)

details details

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:20 (eleven years ago)

its true that wade has a well documented history of intentionally injuring opposing players where lance does not

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:30 (eleven years ago)

lance should slip a hypodermic needle full of liquid nitrogen into wade's kneecap in the first quarter.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:34 (eleven years ago)

That lance quote is classic wade action imo xxxxxxxxp

Clay, Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:42 (eleven years ago)

should lance stevenson injury dawayne wade intentionally?

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:43 (eleven years ago)

at least Miami is only gonna give wade $70 million this offseason tho b/c he'll be healthier down the line

Clay, Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:44 (eleven years ago)

nothing would be better for my mental health than lance permanently injuring dwyane wade

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:46 (eleven years ago)

lbj could go into nba jam mode

Spottie, Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:48 (eleven years ago)

lance injuring wade after this quote and indy winning the series wld make for a v compelling story

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:50 (eleven years ago)

Really feeling a big Wade/Lance dust-up.

― Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Friday, May 16, 2014 9:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Damn Lance didn't think you'd get this rolling b4 series A+ work.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:50 (eleven years ago)

let's not forget that spoelstra almost blew the finals last year by putting wade into the game after the heat stormed back to take the lead in the fourth in game 6 by going super small AND THEN RAN MULTIPLE PLAYS FOR WADE

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:52 (eleven years ago)

even thinking about that knowing the heat sill won the championship makes me so angry mostly at wade

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:55 (eleven years ago)

nothing would be better for my mental health than lance permanently injuring dwyane wade

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, May 17, 2014

not even a sustained economic boom or an end to the arab-israeli conflict?

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:56 (eleven years ago)

i've got a salary and no relatives in israel so i'm good

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 17 May 2014 20:00 (eleven years ago)

joe you should download and watch game six of Houston v Portland it's the most entertaining and delightful game of the postseason thus far and has a crazy ending. At least YouTube the highlights.

Clay, Saturday, 17 May 2014 20:11 (eleven years ago)

hou/por was so fun it kinda ruined the second round (tho the second round didn't need much help to be ruined).

also im strongly feeling a 30-point wade explosion in like game 3 or 4.

call all destroyer, Saturday, 17 May 2014 20:26 (eleven years ago)

he'll have one in whichever home game the heat blow out the pacers, and there will be one

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 17 May 2014 20:30 (eleven years ago)

bob kravitz: pacers in 7.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 17 May 2014 20:50 (eleven years ago)

joe you should download and watch game six of Houston v Portland it's the most entertaining and delightful game of the postseason thus far and has a crazy ending. At least YouTube the highlights.

cool will do im still sans tv or CPU for most of the next couple week fwiw no game of thrones spoilers plz

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 May 2014 22:21 (eleven years ago)

spoiler alert joffrey killed ibaka

Clay, Saturday, 17 May 2014 22:28 (eleven years ago)

Ethan J. Skolnick ‏@EthanJSkolnick 1h -- As a sportswriter, I appreciate the Pacers' tendency to talk. But some of it seems forced. Like they're talking themselves into something.

otm. pacers are talking themselves into winning the series in seven games.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 17 May 2014 22:48 (eleven years ago)

"I'll do anything as much as possible," Stephenson said.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Saturday, 17 May 2014 23:34 (eleven years ago)

Leonard averaged 17.6 points per game against Portland, while grabbing 38 rebounds and getting 14 steals. This means he earned 52 possessions for his team (though it is clear another Spur would have grabbed at least some of those rebounds), yet he didn't turn the ball over once.

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2014/0515/nba_g_leonard01jr_576x324.jpg

moullet, Sunday, 18 May 2014 00:15 (eleven years ago)

majestic

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 18 May 2014 01:10 (eleven years ago)

i tried not to like kawhi for like the first quarter of game 1 and realized i was foolin' myself

Clay, Sunday, 18 May 2014 01:11 (eleven years ago)

such a cool dude

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 18 May 2014 01:15 (eleven years ago)

Hill for Kawhi is one of the 3 or 4 best moves the Spurs have ever made and that's saying something.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 18 May 2014 01:46 (eleven years ago)

yeah. some of their top moves from memory:
(1) unloading malik rose's albatross contract on NYK for nazr mohammed who was a big contributor on 2005 title team
(2) you know what, even though rj wasnt awesome for the spurs, it was a good deal: fab oberto, bruce bowen, and kurt thomas to milwaukee for richard jefferson. oberto and bowen retired and kurt thomas was almost done as a player. turned spare parts into a starting SF.
(3) manu ginobili was the 57th pick. 56 players were picked before him in 1999. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1999_NBA_draft some good players in that draft, but if you do that year over with futureknowledge, don't you draft him #1?
(4) firing bob hill in 96-97 injury year. who would've thought the GM with no head coaching experience in the nba would be one of the 5 best coaches of all time? this move was not popular. bob hill coached the spurs to their best records and playoff results. the feeling was that pop was hasty to take control of the team. i actually hated pop when i was a kid bc i thought he screwed bob hill over. i was a dumb kid (note to self: kids should never become GMs just in case child labor becomes popular at the management level in the future)
(5) boris diaw off the trash heap from charlotte. i love bobo.
(6) derek anderson $2 mil deal that, had he been healthy, couldve been a sweet playoff run. the subsequent refusal to sign him to a 7 year deal was also a great move bc he sucked after that.
(7) tim duncan #1, rly controversial call, coulda gone with keith van horn bc u aleady had david robinson like why would u need 2 centers? (i actually thought this as a child, too, i should have been hit more)

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 18 May 2014 01:57 (eleven years ago)

(3) manu ginobili was the 57th pick. 56 players were picked before him in 1999. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1999_NBA_draft some good players in that draft, but if you do that year over with futureknowledge, don't you draft him #1?

i always forget about this. i guess you could make an argument for brand or maybe marion but yeah it's gotta be manu.

Clay, Sunday, 18 May 2014 02:12 (eleven years ago)

no. 3 -- absolutely yes.
no. 7 -- duncan was the easy call. people were talking during the year (when robinson was injured, and the spurs were in a tailspin) about how good the duncan -- robinson combo would be.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 18 May 2014 02:13 (eleven years ago)

kinda enjoying this last evening where most everyone assumes the heat's going back to the finals.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 18 May 2014 02:27 (eleven years ago)

daniel, we need an intervention, you needa cut this shit out

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 18 May 2014 02:28 (eleven years ago)

ha! it's just basketball.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 18 May 2014 02:29 (eleven years ago)

it's just a lot. every day.

Clay, Sunday, 18 May 2014 02:30 (eleven years ago)

Yeah don't mean to pile on but it's getting a bit neurotic by this point

, Sunday, 18 May 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)

I don't assume the heat are in the finals, but I sure as hell am not going to pick the pacers as favorites after what they've been exhibiting on court for the past three months. I'd have to be insane to put their chances ahead of the heat.

this doesn't mean the pacers can't show much better form, like they did up to the all star break and even take the series, if they do. it just means there's no compelling reason to expect them to revert to that form.

king of chin-stroking banality (Aimless), Sunday, 18 May 2014 02:54 (eleven years ago)

http://grantland.com/features/analyzing-kawhi-leonard-george-hill-trade-2013-conference-finals/

pretty good 2013 lowe column in the leonard/hill trade

Clay, Sunday, 18 May 2014 03:19 (eleven years ago)

Count Fangburger (CompuPost)
Posted: May 17, 2014 at 11:34:16 PM
"I'll do anything as much as possible," Stephenson said.

lol incredible quote

lag∞n, Sunday, 18 May 2014 03:41 (eleven years ago)

crazy stat re the 0 turnovers from kawhi, v good player

lag∞n, Sunday, 18 May 2014 03:42 (eleven years ago)

The broadcast flashed up a stat in the 2nd or 3rd q that kawhi was rolling with something like 168 straight minutes without a turnover which is super boss and I assume continues currently since he did not turn it over the rest of the game

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 18 May 2014 16:46 (eleven years ago)

yeah. some of their top moves from memory:

(2) you know what, even though rj wasnt awesome for the spurs, it was a good deal: fab oberto, bruce bowen, and kurt thomas to milwaukee for richard jefferson. oberto and bowen retired and kurt thomas was almost done as a player. turned spare parts into a starting SF.
(5) boris diaw off the trash heap from charlotte. i love bobo
― smooth hymnal (m bison), Saturday, May 17, 2014 9:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Spurs moves post 2011 first round exit are basically a master class in non-panicked gm'ing:
Swap g hill for kawhi
Experiment with tj ford, package him w Jefferson to get out of rj's contract and pick up sjax
Cut sjax when it's clear kawhi is ready to be the starting sf
Sign patty thrills and bellinelli to pretend they are Parker & ginobili for 20 min per game
Keep actual Parker and ginobili and olay them under 30 min a game
Keep the sandwich hunter around

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 18 May 2014 16:57 (eleven years ago)

so is Oden injured at this point or did it just never work out?

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 18 May 2014 19:24 (eleven years ago)

Damn Spo breathing exercises vs. Vogel's USE YOUR SWORD, cmon people Pacers in 6.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Sunday, 18 May 2014 19:27 (eleven years ago)

I guess I'm rooting for the Pacers? Every other team remaining is disgusting.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 18 May 2014 19:29 (eleven years ago)

smh dude

k3vin k., Sunday, 18 May 2014 19:34 (eleven years ago)

pacers basketball is an insult to the eyes

k3vin k., Sunday, 18 May 2014 19:36 (eleven years ago)

Matt thought you liked the spurs?

Spottie, Sunday, 18 May 2014 19:38 (eleven years ago)

This is probably the most active Pacers have looked in 1st quarter all season.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Sunday, 18 May 2014 19:39 (eleven years ago)

i'm so mad at this mark jackson thing

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 18 May 2014 19:40 (eleven years ago)

if the pacers leave bosh this open in the corners they're going to lose

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 18 May 2014 19:40 (eleven years ago)

i'm so mad at this mark jackson thing

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, May 18, 2014 3:40 PM (18 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^^^^ honestly marred the opening for me.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Sunday, 18 May 2014 19:41 (eleven years ago)

Matt thought you liked the spurs?

― Spottie, Sunday, May 18, 2014 7:38 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not until manu retires

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 18 May 2014 19:53 (eleven years ago)

I wonder if Chicago can get Love. Gibson, Mirotic, Butler and a first rounder?

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 18 May 2014 20:01 (eleven years ago)

I sometimes forget how much I used to hate the spurs and Manu especially

Spottie, Sunday, 18 May 2014 20:04 (eleven years ago)

the heat should probably contest shots, just a thought

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 18 May 2014 20:22 (eleven years ago)

the Heat have really gotten me to cheer for teams I never would have in the past

Nhex, Sunday, 18 May 2014 20:25 (eleven years ago)

ah we're back to having Mark Jackson saying completely insane things

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 18 May 2014 20:26 (eleven years ago)

lol Lance bodying LeBron up there at end of 1st half, every1 came to play today.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Sunday, 18 May 2014 20:50 (eleven years ago)

David West real Rileyball dude.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Sunday, 18 May 2014 21:03 (eleven years ago)

finally turned this on. mark jackson's voice. so many memories returning. most of them... completely insane.

glad to see the absurdity of indy's season continues.

Clay, Sunday, 18 May 2014 21:21 (eleven years ago)

lolwade

moullet, Sunday, 18 May 2014 21:30 (eleven years ago)

lebron is gonna have to play 48mpg this series huh

Clay, Sunday, 18 May 2014 21:45 (eleven years ago)

I gotta say I do love seeing Indiana play like this, five guys in double figures, everyone moving around

Nhex, Sunday, 18 May 2014 22:28 (eleven years ago)

Jackson says "flat out" way too much to add to the annoyances. "That was a flat out foul" "cj Watson can flat out play""bosh is a flat out hall of famer"

Spottie, Sunday, 18 May 2014 23:46 (eleven years ago)

I love when he thinks some random dude is a "knock down shooter"

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 18 May 2014 23:57 (eleven years ago)

Yah that's another one

Spottie, Monday, 19 May 2014 00:01 (eleven years ago)

I think he said "grown man move" and some other mark jackson-y phrase in the first few few minutes I watched and I was instantly transported back to 2010

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Monday, 19 May 2014 00:06 (eleven years ago)

Please Phil hire him to coach the Knicks then everybody wins especially us

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Monday, 19 May 2014 00:07 (eleven years ago)

it's weird how MJax has this national profile and even got a coaching gig from announcing when he's just slightly more tolerable on mic than Clyde Frazier.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 19 May 2014 00:09 (eleven years ago)

when Magic Johnson was an awful announcer at least he had the basic decency to realize it

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 19 May 2014 00:09 (eleven years ago)

Miami basically sucked that game but it's not surprising since they played about ten good games in a row

Pacers looked decent but heat prob have a good shot to get game 2

Lebron definitely playing ~45 mpg or so from here on out though

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Monday, 19 May 2014 00:11 (eleven years ago)

if you don't like Clyde, i don't wanna know you

Nhex, Monday, 19 May 2014 00:11 (eleven years ago)

Lance had a worrisome amount of hot dogging in the midst of a really good game, the fact that he's actually also incredibly skilled makes me think someone like the bucks is going to think they can pull a James harden and make him their #1 guy and offer him a max contract

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Monday, 19 May 2014 00:13 (eleven years ago)

Clyde is cute for like 10 games and then it's painful listening to him use the same 7 words that he learned in 1972 to impress people with his vocab

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 19 May 2014 00:13 (eleven years ago)

rooting for Indy after laughing/cringing at them for a month is feeling pretty weird

Clay, Monday, 19 May 2014 00:17 (eleven years ago)

i want cj watson to come back to the warriors

brimstead, Monday, 19 May 2014 00:19 (eleven years ago)

rooting for Indy after laughing/cringing at them for a month is feeling pretty weird

― Clay, Sunday, May 18, 2014 8:17 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah I couldn't square this up so I decided I'm rooting for Miami to win here just so we can get a rematch of last years incredible finals

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Monday, 19 May 2014 00:46 (eleven years ago)

I sometimes forget how much I used to hate the spurs and Manu especially

― Spottie, Sunday, May 18, 2014 4:04 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...and what's crazy is I used to be exactly the same and now I'm pulling for them to win it one more time before tim retires

I still wish the celtics had met them in the finals somewhere between 2008 and 2011 so we could have had the old man bowl

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Monday, 19 May 2014 00:48 (eleven years ago)

Indiana plays ugly basketball but they do it honestly and they seem like a likable bunch of crazy people

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 19 May 2014 01:06 (eleven years ago)

lol if indy wins this

lag∞n, Monday, 19 May 2014 03:22 (eleven years ago)

i almost picked indy in 6 but i chickened out

k3vin k., Monday, 19 May 2014 03:27 (eleven years ago)

guys, "(through god) anything is possible" - kevin, 5:21

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 19 May 2014 03:34 (eleven years ago)

lol if indy wins this

― lag∞n, Sunday, May 18, 2014 11:22 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i almost picked indy in 6 but i chickened out

― k3vin k., Sunday, May 18, 2014 11:27 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

if there's anything playoff basketball has taught us it's that we should put a lot of stock in the outcome of game 1

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 19 May 2014 03:36 (eleven years ago)

oh i still think the heat are gonna win, but they don't/haven't looked particularly dominant

k3vin k., Monday, 19 May 2014 03:38 (eleven years ago)

the pacers got taken to 7 games by a team that was 6 games under .500 so i guess it's relative

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 19 May 2014 03:40 (eleven years ago)

The pacers hit a buncha threes and steph bosh was like 0-8 so you know that's gonna reverse

Spottie, Monday, 19 May 2014 03:43 (eleven years ago)

seems to me like lebron doesn't have much help out there but he hasn't really noticed that yet.

Clay, Monday, 19 May 2014 03:43 (eleven years ago)

wade played well but shh he's bad now i guess

k3vin k., Monday, 19 May 2014 03:44 (eleven years ago)

for the pacers sake i hope they don't get cocky off a game in which the heat scored 96 points on the road despite shooting 6-23 from three and only taking 15 free throws

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 19 May 2014 03:45 (eleven years ago)

seems to me like lebron doesn't have much help out there but he hasn't really noticed that yet.

― Clay, Sunday, May 18, 2014 11:43 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i've been wondering lately if "lebron has no help" is something that's endemic to the way lebron plays basketball

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 19 May 2014 03:47 (eleven years ago)

its a tempting argument but i think its wrong

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 19 May 2014 03:54 (eleven years ago)

he has had help the last couple of years, that help is now old/beaten down as fuck tho

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 19 May 2014 03:55 (eleven years ago)

like wade helped today. bosh did not. salary cap prevents them for getting hi qual bench players at this point, and ray allen has been playing like ass recently.

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 19 May 2014 03:55 (eleven years ago)

He'd make lots of really good players look even better than they are but unfortunately he's stuck with two guys who are decent fits at best and a bunch of riff raff thrown together by an old GM that the game passed by a decade ago.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 19 May 2014 03:57 (eleven years ago)

i think even if the big 3 comes back next year the team is going to look pretty different

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 19 May 2014 04:03 (eleven years ago)

Wonder what kind of contract chalmers will get out there

Spottie, Monday, 19 May 2014 04:03 (eleven years ago)

matt otm

Clay, Monday, 19 May 2014 04:04 (eleven years ago)

matt i know you irrationally dislike riley as GM because of foreign players or whatever and he's a dummy sometimes but the sheer force of his persona has basically gotten the heat 3 rings in 8 years i find it hard to hate

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 19 May 2014 04:07 (eleven years ago)

like yes he gave udonis haslem too much money or whatever but he also drafted one of the 20 greatest players ever and then used him to sign away one of the 5 greatest players ever from his hometown team at the height of his prime \(o_O)/

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 19 May 2014 04:08 (eleven years ago)

yeah riles could sign dickey simpkins to a 4yr 20 mil deal right now and he's still a boss

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 19 May 2014 04:11 (eleven years ago)

tru

k3vin k., Monday, 19 May 2014 04:15 (eleven years ago)

the heat got locked into doing certain things simply by what they did in the summer of 2010 (most of which was incredible, some of which sucked) so it will be interesting to see what happens now they can hit the reset button while understand the team's identity with lebron there

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 19 May 2014 04:16 (eleven years ago)

matt loves foreign dudes but hates manu, one of the 3 best foreign NBA players ever

k3vin k., Monday, 19 May 2014 04:17 (eleven years ago)

well matt is also a peepee head with known doodoobrain tendencies so

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 19 May 2014 04:17 (eleven years ago)

lol never mind me i'm being a baby

k3vin k., Monday, 19 May 2014 04:17 (eleven years ago)

lol xp

k3vin k., Monday, 19 May 2014 04:18 (eleven years ago)

matt i hope we can bond over a healthy gallo next year

k3vin k., Monday, 19 May 2014 04:18 (eleven years ago)

anyway as always i think that focusing on the heat's supporting cast is a misnomer. their one loss (2011 finals) and close calls (2012 semis, 2013 finals) have been because one or more of the big 3 have gotten hurt or started to fail, which is sorta the way things go when you have 85% of your salary tied up in three players

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 19 May 2014 04:20 (eleven years ago)

and i say that despite having recently argued for an hour with matt over how the bulls could have best used $3 million

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 19 May 2014 04:21 (eleven years ago)

matt loves foreign dudes but hates manu, one of the 3 best foreign NBA players ever

― k3vin k., Monday, May 19, 2014 4:17 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also one of the 3 worst floppers ever and I think my hatred for the absolute worst floppers in basketball is pretty consistent.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 19 May 2014 04:21 (eleven years ago)

manu is one of the best floppers bc he's hilarious and a straight up gangster

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 19 May 2014 04:23 (eleven years ago)

chris paul is one of the worst floppers bc no one likes him and his buster commercials

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 19 May 2014 04:23 (eleven years ago)

*the more u know*

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 19 May 2014 04:23 (eleven years ago)

anyway as always i think that focusing on the heat's supporting cast is a misnomer. their one loss (2011 finals) and close calls (2012 semis, 2013 finals) have been because one or more of the big 3 have gotten hurt or started to fail, which is sorta the way things go when you have 85% of your salary tied up in three players

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, May 19, 2014 4:20 AM (28 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

They lost to the Mavs because the Mavs had a roster that actually made sense despite less talent, while the Heat had 3 BFFs and garbage.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 19 May 2014 04:24 (eleven years ago)

foreign floppers are avant garde, the chris pauls of the world are second wave biters

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 19 May 2014 04:26 (eleven years ago)

the Stockton-Malone-Hornacek floppers were Chuck Berry, Manu is Hendrix

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 19 May 2014 04:27 (eleven years ago)

They lost to the Mavs because the Mavs had a roster that actually made sense despite less talent, while the Heat had 3 BFFs and garbage.

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, May 19, 2014 12:24 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

and it took the mavs 12 years to find the supporting cast "right" enough to get dirk a title and the heat 1 year to find lebron his

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 19 May 2014 04:28 (eleven years ago)

Dirk isn't in LeBron's league.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 19 May 2014 04:30 (eleven years ago)

I mean FFS they got their ass kicked by Hibbert and Riley's response was... Greg Oden.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 19 May 2014 04:31 (eleven years ago)

yeah they should have signed one of the nba's vast number of great big men available on a minimum salary deal

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 19 May 2014 04:33 (eleven years ago)

if only the heat had nazr mohammed

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 19 May 2014 04:33 (eleven years ago)

Aaron Gray would have been a better signing, I think he was out there. Maybe someone in *****EUROPE!!!!*****

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 19 May 2014 04:36 (eleven years ago)

i'm gonna let the cognitive dissonance of criticizing the heat's supporting cast while suggesting they sign aaron gray linger as i go watch game of thrones

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 19 May 2014 04:38 (eleven years ago)

his name is really american-sounding, maybe Riles considered it

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 19 May 2014 04:40 (eleven years ago)

<3 u 2

k3vin k., Monday, 19 May 2014 04:44 (eleven years ago)

young manu with the long hair flailing around when he flopped was the worst. when he embraced his baldness he became slightly more bearable and respectable.

Spottie, Monday, 19 May 2014 04:55 (eleven years ago)

Was just trying to figure out if I could ever remember him without the baldie

http://i.imgur.com/zBSVD8D.jpg

, Monday, 19 May 2014 04:56 (eleven years ago)

Spottie
Posted: May 19, 2014 at 3:43:36 AM
The pacers hit a buncha threes and steph bosh was like 0-8 so you know that's gonna reverse

alway feel like this kinda logic is suspect, there are so many things that can happen in an nba game so many ways to win and lose

lag∞n, Monday, 19 May 2014 11:45 (eleven years ago)

also riley is obvs one of the best gms heat have been in the playoffs like 13 of 15 seasons under his watch w three rings

lag∞n, Monday, 19 May 2014 11:46 (eleven years ago)

i always liked manu and tony it was timmy that got my goat but mostly it was the spurs robotic defensive efficiency that was to hate when they shifted to offensively robotically efficient they became much more lovable

lag∞n, Monday, 19 May 2014 11:54 (eleven years ago)

^^^
last few years have been fun-and-gun spurs, basically since tony became focal pt of the offense

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 19 May 2014 12:03 (eleven years ago)

btw wearing my manu jersey to work today

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 19 May 2014 12:03 (eleven years ago)

Hear wearing a Manu jersey makes you guy bald three times as fast

, Monday, 19 May 2014 12:24 (eleven years ago)

the pacers got taken to 7 games by a team that was 6 games under .500 so i guess it's relative
― le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, May 18, 2014 11:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Verdict is still out wrt wtf happened to Ps down the stretch, and, up until this point, had played diarrhea basketball vs Wiz and Hawks. In that 1st quarter vs Heat tho, you could see a pretty demonstrable diff in execution/focus, plus the fact that the fans were 10X hyped. Both team and fans have waited literally almost a full calendar year for this series, not to mention the fact that they're exactly where they wanted to be + healthy might go a long way in melting away whatever psycho problems they were having.

One reason Indy in 6 didn't seem that crazy was because there is zero chance that they weren't hyped for this series, and Getting Hyped for Anything has been their #1 problem for past few months.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Monday, 19 May 2014 13:53 (eleven years ago)

Also Heat's smallball lineups are looking nutty as hell. And yet no SCBeas ;_;

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Monday, 19 May 2014 13:56 (eleven years ago)

Spottie
Posted: May 19, 2014 at 3:43:36 AM
The pacers hit a buncha threes and steph bosh was like 0-8 so you know that's gonna reverse

alway feel like this kinda logic is suspect, there are so many things that can happen in an nba game so many ways to win and lose

― lag∞n, Monday, May 19, 2014 4:45 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh yeah i was messing around btw, just wanted to call him steph bosh

Spottie, Monday, 19 May 2014 14:57 (eleven years ago)

i always liked manu and tony it was timmy that got my goat but mostly it was the spurs robotic defensive efficiency that was to hate when they shifted to offensively robotically efficient they became much more lovable

― lag∞n, Monday, May 19, 2014 7:54 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

k3vin k., Monday, 19 May 2014 15:24 (eleven years ago)

yeah agreed, also timmy's stoic stop-n-stare at the ref was really annoying back then
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k192/sirweeze/someguydailynews/timduncan.jpg

Spottie, Monday, 19 May 2014 15:31 (eleven years ago)

Spottie
Posted: May 19, 2014 at 2:57:22 PM

oh yeah i was messing around btw, just wanted to call him steph bosh

yeah not picking on u particularly just i feel like that sort of reasoning is super common in sports like jordan said something similar a couple posts before and i just wanted to note generally that imo basketball games are so multifaceted that you cant really break it down like that i mean u can to an extent but yet

lag∞n, Monday, 19 May 2014 19:32 (eleven years ago)

yeah its a least common denominator way to analyze.

Spottie, Monday, 19 May 2014 20:16 (eleven years ago)

look man, that's how my MOM watches the game, so watch your step

Nhex, Monday, 19 May 2014 20:25 (eleven years ago)

nick collison corner 3 goes about as well as you'd expect

k3vin k., Tuesday, 20 May 2014 01:06 (eleven years ago)

Kawhi really is a one man fast break when he gets into it

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 01:08 (eleven years ago)

good start, espuelas

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 01:10 (eleven years ago)

spurs offense looking great so far

k3vin k., Tuesday, 20 May 2014 01:10 (eleven years ago)

wow thabo stop shooting

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 01:13 (eleven years ago)

green chases him off 3 pt line for 3rd consecutive time, 3rd consecutive brick

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 01:14 (eleven years ago)

sefalosha is going to kill the thunder

k3vin k., Tuesday, 20 May 2014 01:14 (eleven years ago)

okc needs to go small now

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 01:15 (eleven years ago)

if they had a coach other than brooks they might have a chance, but brooks' adjustments are guaranteed to be bad

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 01:15 (eleven years ago)

i'd say the spurs are doing a great job of running him off the line, but he really could have shot a 3 on any of those. instead he decided to take a step in and brick a long 2. he's got to keep his nerve

k3vin k., Tuesday, 20 May 2014 01:15 (eleven years ago)

he has a pretty slow release

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 01:24 (eleven years ago)

def but the defender was in the stands on all those, coulda regathered and shot the 3

k3vin k., Tuesday, 20 May 2014 01:25 (eleven years ago)

lmao patty thrills

k3vin k., Tuesday, 20 May 2014 01:25 (eleven years ago)

how are we only up 3

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 01:27 (eleven years ago)

goddammit i am already hating KD getting foul calls on every shot he takes

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 01:33 (eleven years ago)

Lol palming I seriously thought the nba agreed to not call that anymore

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 01:34 (eleven years ago)

nervous looking crowd tonight

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 01:35 (eleven years ago)

FUCK DEREK FISHER FOREVER

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 01:37 (eleven years ago)

Greensanity is back!!

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 01:37 (eleven years ago)

love when danny green thinks he's chauncey billups

k3vin k., Tuesday, 20 May 2014 01:38 (eleven years ago)

Yo is Russell Wilson an a hole or something bc dude won a Super Bowl and all he can get is a Microsoft surface ad?

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 01:41 (eleven years ago)

not a very exciting dude, plays in seattle, idk

k3vin k., Tuesday, 20 May 2014 01:42 (eleven years ago)

fuck

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 01:44 (eleven years ago)

derek

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 01:44 (eleven years ago)

fisher

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 01:44 (eleven years ago)

Otm

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 01:48 (eleven years ago)

hate this man

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 01:49 (eleven years ago)

holy kawhi

k3vin k., Tuesday, 20 May 2014 01:53 (eleven years ago)

Haha Diaw is a straight cyclops right now

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 01:54 (eleven years ago)

OMG kaWAII just turnoved!

then blocked KEVIN DURANT, falling!
then killed reggie jackson on transition
jesus

moullet, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 01:54 (eleven years ago)

FUCK OKC YALL ARE NOT ABOUT THIS LIFE

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 01:55 (eleven years ago)

old no interior defense having ass motherfuckers

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 01:55 (eleven years ago)

http://i.minus.com/iUo3hMyVwHmbO.gif

tsrobodo, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 01:56 (eleven years ago)

hahaha really?

k3vin k., Tuesday, 20 May 2014 01:59 (eleven years ago)

In fairness to pixelators anonymous Timmy is always doing some type of weird twitchy shit

tsrobodo, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 02:01 (eleven years ago)

even though we've played dallas already, this okc team is infinitely more loathsome a team. outside of durant, just a team full of fuckshits

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 02:04 (eleven years ago)

aww russ is cool

k3vin k., Tuesday, 20 May 2014 02:05 (eleven years ago)

manu had a really bad first half

k3vin k., Tuesday, 20 May 2014 02:05 (eleven years ago)

aww russ is cool

― k3vin k., Monday, May 19, 2014 7:05 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

based solely on how he dresses himself i wouldn't necessarily say he is a cool guy i'd want to hang w/

Clay, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 02:08 (eleven years ago)

Man I'd definitely go bowling with Russ and I'd even ask him to pick out an outfit for me

, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 02:09 (eleven years ago)

Westbrook is a ridiculous person and not in a good way

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 02:11 (eleven years ago)

I'm 100% happy to see Ibaka out even though it makes it less of a series

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 02:11 (eleven years ago)

oh my god danny green @ the zoo

moullet, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 02:15 (eleven years ago)

:D

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 02:16 (eleven years ago)

danny green loves - perimeter-oriented -animals, yall

moullet, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 02:16 (eleven years ago)

slashers a favorite too. lol nba is just too good

moullet, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 02:16 (eleven years ago)

just catching up but wow the spurs are just straight up a bunch of jason bournes out there

Clay, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 02:20 (eleven years ago)

damn splitter showing nasty right there

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 02:31 (eleven years ago)

also bearded tiago is handsome

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 02:32 (eleven years ago)

wow i hate the way this game is being called

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 02:34 (eleven years ago)

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 02:37 (eleven years ago)

i must be missing something bc why arent the spurs getting points in the paint like the 1st half?

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 02:39 (eleven years ago)

game not disabusing notion that refs in the tank for OKC

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 02:42 (eleven years ago)

the lack of movement on okc's offense is so dispiriting, just 4 dudes watching russ or kd and/or kd or russ moving to call for the ball every single time

Clay, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 02:45 (eleven years ago)

hahahahaha scott brookssssss

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 02:46 (eleven years ago)

"keep using our speed and athleticism" is literally what he told a team full of fast, athletic professional basketball players in the playoffs

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 02:46 (eleven years ago)

"look the average basketball iq of our team is significantly propped up by the genius of durant so just try to outrun them because we won't ever outthink them. one, two, three, break!"

Clay, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 02:48 (eleven years ago)

*whispers during ft attempt* fuck derek fisher

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 02:51 (eleven years ago)

pop just said "game plan"

moullet, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 02:57 (eleven years ago)

i am a danny green true believer all hail

Clay, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 02:59 (eleven years ago)

OMG KAWHI MARRY ME

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:00 (eleven years ago)

FUCK

moullet, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:01 (eleven years ago)

kd should lose his mvp award for that

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:01 (eleven years ago)

nice move

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:01 (eleven years ago)

like thats the IRL equivalent of stepping on a spike in sonic and all your coins fall out of your timmy, kd's mvp trophy just slipped out from where kawhi stabbed him

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:01 (eleven years ago)

*tummy

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:01 (eleven years ago)

lol

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:02 (eleven years ago)

altho lol at typo given the duncan gif to start the game

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:02 (eleven years ago)

if the plan is for kd to play 43 minutes a night that's going to be a problem for okc

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:02 (eleven years ago)

timmycoin vs hibbertcoin who u got

Clay, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:02 (eleven years ago)

if the plan is for kd to play 43 minutes a night that's going to be a problem for okc

― call all destroyer, Monday, May 19, 2014 8:02 PM (14 seconds ago) Bookmark

there's a plan?

Clay, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:03 (eleven years ago)

the plan is speed and athleticism

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:04 (eleven years ago)

the plan was to play perk and collison at the same time, lol

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:05 (eleven years ago)

diaw doing some karl malone post moves on small children shit in the post

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:07 (eleven years ago)

the god

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:11 (eleven years ago)

entrancing

Clay, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:12 (eleven years ago)

grown man basketball

brimstead, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:12 (eleven years ago)

jeez kawhi

k3vin k., Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:16 (eleven years ago)

kawhi for jesus christ 2014

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:16 (eleven years ago)

^^^

Clay, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:18 (eleven years ago)

when does kawhi get paid b/c he needs to get paid

Clay, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:18 (eleven years ago)

btw on that last one, he stole a shitty stupid dumbass westbrook pass and blew by KD for a layup through reggie jackson and derek fisher's matador defense.

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:18 (eleven years ago)

he is going to get paid after next season iirc

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:19 (eleven years ago)

irrationally exuberant q: is he a max player?

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:19 (eleven years ago)

(i know the answer is no, but he'll prolly get 12-14 mil/year i bet)

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:19 (eleven years ago)

i think timmy just stared down a fallen on the floor derek fisher god i love this team

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:21 (eleven years ago)

that play was hilarious

k3vin k., Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:22 (eleven years ago)

he is prob somewhere in that 10-12 range maybe higher if he makes an all-star team or continues improving a ton next year. he'll be like 23, that's kinda scary.

Clay, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:22 (eleven years ago)

srs q: do u think scott brooks wears glasses bc he thinks it makes him look smarter

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:23 (eleven years ago)

100% yes

Clay, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:23 (eleven years ago)

manu doin some manu things

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:24 (eleven years ago)

will kd sit with his team down 20 w/ 2 minutes to go

Clay, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:25 (eleven years ago)

The Blazers are smiling as they watch this one.

king of chin-stroking banality (Aimless), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:25 (eleven years ago)

d fish and kendrick combined to play 47 minutes (and fisher was actually shooting well!)

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:25 (eleven years ago)

lmao cory joseph with the dirk shot

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:26 (eleven years ago)

i really like this baynes kid he is a riot

Clay, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:28 (eleven years ago)

http://hoopshype.com/salaries/san_antonio.htm

should be noted that everyone who works for this organization is a through and through genius

Clay, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:29 (eleven years ago)

how do you even do that, why doesn't every team do that, oh because all the geniuses work for the spurs.

Clay, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:29 (eleven years ago)

srs q: do u think scott brooks wears glasses bc he thinks it makes him look smarter

― smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, May 20, 2014 11:23 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

http://i.imgur.com/3JlSqJy.jpg

, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:33 (eleven years ago)

irrationally exuberant q: is he a max player?
― smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, May 19, 2014 11:19 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Haha pretty moot point since he won't have to get paid for another, what, two years? Think he's worth more to the Spurs; he's nowhere near max money outside of Spurs org but definitely worth Spurs spending $10+m/yr to keep him.

Basically, are you ready for Kawhi to be alpha dawg / 1st option / Your Max Player dude in a post-Pop / post-Timmy era?

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:35 (eleven years ago)

his ceiling is pippen imo, so maybe???

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:36 (eleven years ago)

the spurs will have minimum 8 other awesome players by then so i wouldn't worry about it much

Clay, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:38 (eleven years ago)

pippen is a little high of a ceiling for kawhi, but tbh i can't really think of a good comp

k3vin k., Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:40 (eleven years ago)

I don't watch enough Spurs to really know, but so much of Kawhi's +s seem like they come as a byproduct of Tony/Timmy/Manu, like dude is a great player you def want on your team but maybe as a 3rd option corner three + fastbreaker + #1 perimeter defender guy.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:42 (eleven years ago)

Tough looking into Spurs future because they're filled with ageless white walkers but if I imagine a Spurs team being lead by Kawhi w/ none of the old Spurs gang around, doesn't seem like max money well spent.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:44 (eleven years ago)

Thunder missed their big opportunity to get ZBo'd in 1st round and panic-losing Brooks and Perkins and anything else that obviously does not work for this team, RIP Thunder window closed.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:47 (eleven years ago)

cool i will fwd this discush to RC, looks like he has his bargaining chip

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:47 (eleven years ago)

Do you think he's a max dude y/n?

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:49 (eleven years ago)

nic batum is kind of a lesser version of kawhi and massively overpaid due to portland needing to match an offer by minnesota, and he's making around $11m/yr, so yeah i'd put kawhi around that number.

Clay, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:51 (eleven years ago)

no i dont but fuuuuck that playyyyyyyy

xp

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 03:53 (eleven years ago)

Really you won't know until he has to shoulder a heavier offensive load -> more volume. But even if his shooting % took a fall w/ more shots and more possession time, he'd have to crumble in a big way to depreciate.

Either way he's a legit two-way player, will be cool when he's a more featured guy.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 04:04 (eleven years ago)

pippen is sort of the prototype for these versatile 3-and-D/ballhandling small forwards that seem to be taking over the NBA (parsons, deng, kawhi, gallo, batum, hayward, then obv there are the players who are similar but just much better ie iggy, PG, durant, bron)

k3vin k., Tuesday, 20 May 2014 04:04 (eleven years ago)

For whatever dumb reason I always link PG/Kawhi/Jimmy Butler together, figured they'd all just keep improving at the same pace each year.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 04:10 (eleven years ago)

that game got pretty sad at the end

Nhex, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 04:18 (eleven years ago)

disagree, i was much happier in the 4th

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 04:31 (eleven years ago)

smooth hymnal (m bison)
Posted: May 20, 2014 at 3:36:39 AM
his ceiling is pippen imo, so maybe???

lol u sprung

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 12:11 (eleven years ago)

Haha

Spottie, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 14:17 (eleven years ago)

smooth hymnal (m bison)
Posted: May 20, 2014 at 3:36:39 AM
his ceiling is pippen imo, so maybe???

lol u sprung

― lag∞n, Tuesday, May 20, 2014 8:11 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Irrational playoff exuberance always makes me think that if the wire was still on tv the corner boys would be calling out new names like "kawhi, got that kawhi"

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 15:42 (eleven years ago)

So am I the last person on earth to find out that the "PLAYOFFS!" rapper is Pitbull?

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 16:43 (eleven years ago)

He's the worst.

Nhex, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 16:53 (eleven years ago)

have a hard time getting mad about pitbull tbf

Spottie, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 17:30 (eleven years ago)

pitbull is really good at rapping n used to make p good music fwiw we were just discussing this in the maklemore hate thread

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 18:08 (eleven years ago)

all i know of him is the last three years of him being everywhere, and i hate his stupid face

Nhex, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 18:10 (eleven years ago)

how do you hate Pitbull

Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 18:13 (eleven years ago)

he definitely has a stupid face and his rap in the playoff intro is terrible, but I don't have much other opinion of him

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 18:13 (eleven years ago)

Pitbull earned my respect when he went to Alaska for Taco Bell or whatever.

Also I love "Armada Latina," although he is the least significant part of it.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 19:04 (eleven years ago)

you guys that's not pitbull it's jason kidd we've been over this

Clay, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 19:18 (eleven years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-v9EvK8FNYWQ/Th8kD0nr-CI/AAAAAAAAAUY/unQPj4vNUHk/s320/Kidd-402.jpg

polyphonic, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 21:18 (eleven years ago)

stoked for the lottery, been too long since we've had someone strike it rich it seems like

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 21:25 (eleven years ago)

i can't tell if there being a jumble at the top of the draft makes the lottery more or less interesting

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 21:26 (eleven years ago)

I was gonnna say about Pitbull the other night that I really respect how he sells this NBA remix. He didn't go through the motions and give us a turdfest like Will.i.am did, he's happy to be there.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 21:27 (eleven years ago)

i can't tell if there being a jumble at the top of the draft makes the lottery more or less interesting

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, May 20, 2014 9:26 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think it's more exciting because getting into the top 3 is like getting number 1.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 21:28 (eleven years ago)

could see that

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 21:28 (eleven years ago)

is the Cleveland kid there again

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 21:33 (eleven years ago)

lol I just remembered that Woj thing about how last year one of the Cleveland executives yelled "we're never coming back!" when they hit number 1

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 21:34 (eleven years ago)

lol went looking for pitbull gifs and found this

http://gifatron.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Tommy_Didnt_Stop_The_Party.gif

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 22:39 (eleven years ago)

pitbull is kinda fun imo. idk

Spottie, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 22:40 (eleven years ago)

Chad Ford ‏@chadfordinsider 6m

Dante Exum is in the mix for No. 1 w/ the Bucks, Magic & Lakers. But he’s gonna have to prove it in workouts

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 23:57 (eleven years ago)

oh I guess that's for the offseason thread whatever

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 23:58 (eleven years ago)

pretty cool to see mills, baynes and adams in the playoffs and exum high in the draft

micah, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 00:07 (eleven years ago)

Wonder if Pitbull has done an anthem for Ernst & Young

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 00:12 (eleven years ago)

pretty cool to see mills, baynes and adams in the playoffs and exum high in the draft

― micah, Wednesday, May 21, 2014 12:07 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Aussie/NZ ball has come a long way from the days of Shane Heal and Andrew Gaze

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 00:14 (eleven years ago)

an all aussie team of bogut-baynes-exum-dellavedova-mills

micah, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 00:39 (eleven years ago)

that actually sounds competitive

micah, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 00:45 (eleven years ago)

lance gets so heated up

Clay, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 00:50 (eleven years ago)

Think Lance is one more basket away from skipping for the rest of the half.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 00:56 (eleven years ago)

Bron playing sloppy D last five quarters

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 00:58 (eleven years ago)

Posted: May 20, 2014 at 9:28:24 PM
i can't tell if there being a jumble at the top of the draft makes the lottery more or less interesting

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, May 20, 2014 9:26 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think it's more exciting because getting into the top 3 is like getting number 1.

ya its cool

lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 01:13 (eleven years ago)

it seemed like a decent move at the time but scola for gerald green, miles plumlee and a first round pick is one of the worst trades of the last 5 years

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 01:22 (eleven years ago)

what abt kahwi for hill

lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 01:25 (eleven years ago)

that trade is way closer. the spurs obv got the better end especially when you factor in contracts but as a 1 to 1 swap considering needs it wasn't that lopsided (also who knows who the pacers would've actually picked)

the pacers essentially dealt a decent bench piece and two first round picks for a washed up 4 who can't hit a wide open jumper or play defense

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 01:28 (eleven years ago)

Green failed a season-long audition, really wish they'd given Plumdog more time, esp since they said they wanted another version of Jeff Foster, and Plumlee was about 10x the prospect.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 01:44 (eleven years ago)

nice to see a team run that play properly

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 01:44 (eleven years ago)

green didnt fail the pacers failed him if you cant work a guy in then he goes blows up somewhere else next year thats on you

lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 01:51 (eleven years ago)

idk, they even started him a few games, gave him a good shot. No doubt he fits much better with Suns' pace, not really sure Indy changing their whole philosophy to get Gerald Green +5 more looks a game is really tenable.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 01:54 (eleven years ago)

yeah xp. also between copeland and green there seems to be a disconnect b/w the front office and vogel in terms of bench player philosophy.

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 01:55 (eleven years ago)

Thing is that Plumlee would've fit really well, he'll be ballin out next year. Also happy to see Green playing the way everyone hoped he'd eventually sustain.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 01:56 (eleven years ago)

Watson and Ian are the only two keepers from this bunch, probably.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 01:56 (eleven years ago)

AND COPE keep him he's A+ deepcut.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 01:57 (eleven years ago)

Actually surprised Watson has bounced around so much, esp. since it seems like he was a dependable back-up pretty much everywhere he's been.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 02:00 (eleven years ago)

agreed, I've always liked him

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 02:04 (eleven years ago)

backups just bounce around life of a backup

lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 02:06 (eleven years ago)

not sure i can watch this game anymore it is very bad

lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 02:07 (eleven years ago)

wtf are the Heat doing out there

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 02:09 (eleven years ago)

i just hate both of these teams so much it's infuriating to watch

Clay, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 02:14 (eleven years ago)

"Lance Stephenson is str8 ballin right now." - JVG

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 02:16 (eleven years ago)

wowwww epic lance flop

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 02:18 (eleven years ago)

wtf are the Heat doing out there
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 12:09

the great thing about the pacers is they can make you say that about any team

micah, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 02:18 (eleven years ago)

lance stephenson death scene

lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 02:18 (eleven years ago)

lol

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 02:19 (eleven years ago)

!!!!!

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 02:19 (eleven years ago)

these cable wires ads are genuinely creeping me out feel like they might me "art"

lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 02:21 (eleven years ago)

you have missed out on a serious nadir in playoff advertising

Clay, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 02:22 (eleven years ago)

https://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/853786179.gif

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 02:29 (eleven years ago)

these cable wires ads are genuinely creeping me out feel like they might me "art"
--lag∞n

i just spent like 5 mins wondering if i would've had the balls to green light those ads

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 02:30 (eleven years ago)

lol at the passion of the lance

Clay, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 02:31 (eleven years ago)

rip lance

lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 02:31 (eleven years ago)

one our most exciting young players

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)

wow CJ

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)

what if this series lasted forever and we started to realize we had died and gone to hell

lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 02:34 (eleven years ago)

the heat should goad JVG back into coaching so they can trade norris to his team for a first round pick

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 02:35 (eleven years ago)

feel like cole must just be a very humble nice young man the way every announcer roots for him

lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 02:36 (eleven years ago)

so the pacers are just the pacers again, what the hell is with this team

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 02:38 (eleven years ago)

these cable wires ads are genuinely creeping me out feel like they might me "art"
--lag∞n
i just spent like 5 mins wondering if i would've had the balls to green light those ads

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, May 20, 2014 10:30 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

iirc they're based on some Euro ads that were really popular (the wire ads are the same as the hamsterdad ads right?)

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 02:40 (eleven years ago)

they're truly disturbing i think but as far as ads go they're pretty memorable, so i guess it worked out

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 02:41 (eleven years ago)

no the hamster adds are for framiliies and the wire adds are for some kind of cable/digital tv thing

Clay, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 02:42 (eleven years ago)

Matt Armstrong
Posted: May 21, 2014 at 2:38:41 AM
so the pacers are just the pacers again, what the hell is with this team

its truly bizarre

lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 02:43 (eleven years ago)

WADE DOWN WADE DOWN

lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 02:43 (eleven years ago)

no the hamster adds are for framiliies and the wire adds are for some kind of cable/digital tv thing

― Clay, Tuesday, May 20, 2014 10:42 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Both are Sprint tho I think?

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 02:45 (eleven years ago)

:O

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 02:45 (eleven years ago)

wait wasn't lance supposed to injure wait, pg fucked up the script

Clay, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 02:46 (eleven years ago)

*wade

Clay, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 02:46 (eleven years ago)

lebron is officially indestructible

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 02:49 (eleven years ago)

amazing, incredible flop by Lebron

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 02:50 (eleven years ago)

indy's chants are so polite

Clay, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 02:52 (eleven years ago)

just noticed a jumping miami heat fan couple towards the front, assuming they are turds

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 02:54 (eleven years ago)

i pledge to not slander wade for the rest of the week

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 03:01 (eleven years ago)

can't really fuck with 9-15 shooting from wade yeah

Clay, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 03:02 (eleven years ago)

wow bullshit call

k3vin k., Wednesday, 21 May 2014 03:02 (eleven years ago)

I think bill simmons' column "IT'S ALL ON LEBRON JAMES," published yesterday, hasn't held up

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 03:09 (eleven years ago)

shoutout to lance for acting like he tore his ACL in the middle of the play, never change boo

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 03:13 (eleven years ago)

I think bill simmons' column "IT'S ALL ON LEBRON JAMES," published yesterday, hasn't held up

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, May 20, 2014 11:09 PM (9 minutes ago)

this was really one of his worst columns ever, just totally mailed in

k3vin k., Wednesday, 21 May 2014 03:20 (eleven years ago)

i mean i read almost every simmons column regardless, but him farting that out after game 1 was too much for me to bear

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 03:22 (eleven years ago)

lol great question by broussard, what a useless shit

k3vin k., Wednesday, 21 May 2014 03:34 (eleven years ago)

given his unapologetic homophobia it's egregious that he is employed

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 03:35 (eleven years ago)

well PG has a concussion https://twitter.com/scottagness/status/468958506889269248

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 03:37 (eleven years ago)

what was this broussard thing?

Clay, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 03:40 (eleven years ago)

welp
xp

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 03:41 (eleven years ago)

oh idk i just heard his annoying ass voice ask a pointless question during vogel's post game thing and i just wanted to register my hatred of him

k3vin k., Wednesday, 21 May 2014 03:42 (eleven years ago)

what does the nba's head injury policy even look like? could vogler or the organization get fined for letting a concussed player back into a game?

Clay, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 03:42 (eleven years ago)

well PG has a concussion https://twitter.com/scottagness/status/468958506889269248

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, May 20, 2014 11:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

was wondering

lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 04:07 (eleven years ago)

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-05/F25DA94D-B056-4862-98F7-10AF9237B544_zpsshfsvi3x.jpg

Not 100% sure if this is a SUPREME joint or just a good fake but I lol'd

, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 06:11 (eleven years ago)

heh lance fined 5k for that incredible flop-death

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 19:22 (eleven years ago)

good moves by spoelstra in that game to keep james jones rashard lewis et al nailed to the bench, one of our most exciting young norris coles did some good work and it seemed to just open everything up for wade

not sure what the heck vogel was up to in the last 2 minutes there

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 19:25 (eleven years ago)

weird game all around, like it was win 5 points the whole time then the pacers just folded at the very end

lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 19:27 (eleven years ago)

bosh has really seemed like a no-show so far this series though, seemed super tentative the last couple minutes

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 19:28 (eleven years ago)

not sure what the heck vogel was up to in the last 2 minutes there

― z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, May 21, 2014 3:25 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

honestly this was just the heat turning it up on defense and trapping pick and rolls super aggressively. they forced a bunch of turnovers and kept hibbert out of the paint.

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 19:29 (eleven years ago)

the norris thing was interesting... if his shot isn't falling he probably can't stay on the floor but he seemed to do good work on lance, just getting up in his grill and making him put the ball on the floor without much room.

chalmers is obviously better but i wonder if spo will roll with norris as some sort of quasi-defensive stopped moving forward

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 19:32 (eleven years ago)

weird game all around, like it was win 5 points the whole time then the pacers just folded at the very end
, yeah this was my vibe too. but i guess i *sigh* gotta give credit to the Heat

Nhex, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 19:33 (eleven years ago)

that game felt like the ultimate "the heat flipped the switch only exactly when they needed to" game, especially on defense. the final 2 minutes or so were night and day from how they played the rest of the series.

and bron hit some jumpers

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 19:34 (eleven years ago)

xp agreed i was impressed by a few of the possessions i saw where cole was guarding lance, didn't budge against a larger dude

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 19:40 (eleven years ago)

i thought wade was really good last night too

Spottie, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:06 (eleven years ago)

ESPN Stats & Info ‏@ESPNStatsInfo 3m
Most minutes played since start of 2010-11 season (including playoffs/Olympics)- Durant 14,696, LeBron 14,677

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 May 2014 00:33 (eleven years ago)

Wow sick pass by Parker

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 22 May 2014 01:05 (eleven years ago)

ffs perk and collision attempting to make a one foot shot

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 May 2014 01:09 (eleven years ago)

i know lets get kd the ball 22 feet out w his back to the basket this will for sure turn out good

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 May 2014 01:13 (eleven years ago)

if okc gets swept is brooks out if so i hope they do

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 May 2014 01:15 (eleven years ago)

Two nights two volleyball shots with .1 seconds!

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 22 May 2014 01:47 (eleven years ago)

yeah p sweet

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 May 2014 01:48 (eleven years ago)

If they get swept he's def out right? Right????

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 22 May 2014 01:48 (eleven years ago)

got to be

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 May 2014 01:49 (eleven years ago)

they're not gonna get swept tho

k3vin k., Thursday, 22 May 2014 01:50 (eleven years ago)

goading westb into a pull up j is the easiest thing in the world

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 May 2014 01:50 (eleven years ago)

U know who's available pj carlesimo

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 22 May 2014 01:51 (eleven years ago)

idk brooks has taken them to 3 wcf in 4 years and the brass doesn't seem like a risk-taking bunch

Clay, Thursday, 22 May 2014 01:52 (eleven years ago)

they're not gonna get swept tho

― k3vin k., Wednesday, May 21, 2014 9:50 PM (56 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A man can dream dude

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 22 May 2014 01:52 (eleven years ago)

but he is so bad xp

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 May 2014 01:54 (eleven years ago)

management must see that their team doesnt run an offense or play their best players

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 May 2014 01:55 (eleven years ago)

i came up w a #hoopidea to fix playoff seeding so deserving teams from one conference dont get left out when inferior ones from the other conference make it while still preserving conference based rivalries

what you do is seed as usual but if the 9th team in the west has a better record than the 8th team in the east you send them to the east bracket and the shitty sub 500 east team stays home, likewise if there are two western teams that are better you send them both

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:08 (eleven years ago)

did LeBron come up with the LeBronApp himself? I hope he doesn't pay someone to come up with ideas that bad.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:15 (eleven years ago)

i agree that he is bad but idk in organizations there's always weird tunnel vision problems and i've always figured brooks as a consummate company man type. he probably buys video games for clay bennett's kids birthdays and stuff. and he's gotten "results" and success repeatedly but, like, it's still a massive underperformance obv.

plus he wears those glasses so she's super smart xps

Clay, Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:16 (eleven years ago)

whatre u talking about i just bought a samsung galaxy so i cld get that app i call it my bronphone xp

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:17 (eleven years ago)

i called scottie brooks "she" by accident sorry bro luv yr spex

Clay, Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:18 (eleven years ago)

Scottie Brooks as Midwest company man makes so much sense thank you clay

, Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:21 (eleven years ago)

When they finally fire him they are going to fete him at a dinner and present him with a gold watch

, Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:21 (eleven years ago)

its true that he is smart because of the glasses

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:21 (eleven years ago)

oh man feel like the thunder might get swept

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:34 (eleven years ago)

feel like they dont really want to be doing this right now

call all destroyer, Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:35 (eleven years ago)

remember that one time the spurs went up 2-0 against okc?

Spottie, Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:36 (eleven years ago)

u mean in 2014 haha blamo

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:37 (eleven years ago)

hope russ berates his MVP teammate again, team really responded to that

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:38 (eleven years ago)

it was v funny how kd just ignored him

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:39 (eleven years ago)

some of the defensive metrics for Perkins were still good this year but it's hard to believe watching this

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:39 (eleven years ago)

do we know what he was mad about?

call all destroyer, Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:39 (eleven years ago)

not enough touches

Spottie, Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:40 (eleven years ago)

needs more pull-ups

Spottie, Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:40 (eleven years ago)

something to do with heads or thinking i think

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:40 (eleven years ago)

lol

call all destroyer, Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:43 (eleven years ago)

remember that one time the spurs went up 2-0 against okc?

― Spottie, Wednesday, May 21, 2014 9:36 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

u mean in 2014 haha blamo

― lag∞n, Wednesday, May 21, 2014 9:37 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

forreal tho, 2012 comparisons are just way wrong. 2014 has no harden or ibaka. dont care how much better durant has gotten bc kawhi has gotten enough better.

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:44 (eleven years ago)

also i fuckin love this team hard

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:44 (eleven years ago)

just saying 2-0 lead with homecourt doesn't necessarily mean sweep.

Spottie, Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:45 (eleven years ago)

unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh who cares

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:46 (eleven years ago)

i fully expect a durant+westbrook god mode game in okc.

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:46 (eleven years ago)

there's not gonna be like a chapter in the Book of the Pop Years about it or anything but that popovich and his dudes turned boris into a legit hustle and effort guy is just like a major major accomplishment

Clay, Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:46 (eleven years ago)

green 14/19 this series from 3

Spottie, Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:47 (eleven years ago)

splitter seems more effective than last year, y/n?

Spottie, Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:50 (eleven years ago)

def y, more swagger

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:50 (eleven years ago)

one of the best interior d centers in the game

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:50 (eleven years ago)

PnR master, good passer

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:51 (eleven years ago)

iirc he kinda folded in the offs last year

Spottie, Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:51 (eleven years ago)

i just got to halftime and inside the nba running over what essentially appears to be a lightning bolt show is A+ work thx everybody

Clay, Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:51 (eleven years ago)

but yeah his confidence seems much better

Spottie, Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:51 (eleven years ago)

haven't watched inside in a few weeks. can't take shaq anymore

Spottie, Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:52 (eleven years ago)

i heard snippets of eruption and something by ac/dc in there

call all destroyer, Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:52 (eleven years ago)

splitter has been a pleasure to watch all playoffs

call all destroyer, Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:53 (eleven years ago)

god how shitty a defender is KD when parker beats you in the post??

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:53 (eleven years ago)

stfu forever baby westbrook

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:54 (eleven years ago)

borisssss lil baby hook

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:57 (eleven years ago)

tiago lookin like todd terje with that beard

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:58 (eleven years ago)

http://abload.de/img/untitled-11khji9.gif

moullet, Thursday, 22 May 2014 03:04 (eleven years ago)

westbrook tryin real hard there to wear out whatever kd said about him in the mvp speech

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 22 May 2014 03:11 (eleven years ago)

spurs garbage time players puttin in work

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 22 May 2014 03:22 (eleven years ago)

i admire kevin hart's work ethic

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 22 May 2014 03:23 (eleven years ago)

russ telling pretty much any nba player, let alone kid, to 'think' is an exercise in self-delusion

Clay, Thursday, 22 May 2014 03:25 (eleven years ago)

i actively root against the thunder usually but this is depressing

call all destroyer, Thursday, 22 May 2014 03:27 (eleven years ago)

mavs winning three really woke the fucking dragon huh

Clay, Thursday, 22 May 2014 03:27 (eleven years ago)

that and i guess i need to like ibaka more because okc is a shitting mess w/out him on defense

call all destroyer, Thursday, 22 May 2014 03:29 (eleven years ago)

these kinds of blowouts shouldn't be happening in the third round!
maybe y'all are right and scotty brooks really is a terrible coach

Nhex, Thursday, 22 May 2014 03:33 (eleven years ago)

clay otm re russ

Spottie, Thursday, 22 May 2014 03:33 (eleven years ago)

props to danny green for clowning on shaq

Clay, Thursday, 22 May 2014 03:38 (eleven years ago)

what a beat down

Spottie, Thursday, 22 May 2014 03:42 (eleven years ago)

was brooks really trying to blame a 40 point or whatever blowup on not getting calls from the refs just now

Clay, Thursday, 22 May 2014 03:45 (eleven years ago)

i thought he was responding to a question about the FT differential by saying that that wasn't the reason they lost, but i could have misheard

k3vin k., Thursday, 22 May 2014 03:48 (eleven years ago)

re 2012 comparisons spurs won the first two games by a combined 12 points, this year... 52

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 May 2014 13:09 (eleven years ago)

thats 40 points more

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 May 2014 13:22 (eleven years ago)

20 extra points per game

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 May 2014 13:22 (eleven years ago)

still feel like the Thunder will make this a series but my gut (which is always wrong) is telling me Spurs are gonna go the distance this year, which oh by the way is INSANE

Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Thursday, 22 May 2014 13:32 (eleven years ago)

i do not think the thunder will make this a series but maybe they will win a game, spurs are def looking like the best team left and it wld be very cool if they avenged last years heartbreak

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 May 2014 13:41 (eleven years ago)

OKC will get one at home bc m bison is correct that there will be a Russ & kd god mode game for sure but man...those dudes look bummed and confused on d without Ibaka and they just don't have room for that kind of error against the fully engaged spurs killing machine offense

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:06 (eleven years ago)

I hate to jump the gun bc all they need to do is win both at home and it's *a series* as usual but the magnitude of that beating makes me think it's unlikely it goes even six

Maybe Danny green falls back to earth or something I dunno

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:08 (eleven years ago)

yeah two blowout loses does not bode well

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:08 (eleven years ago)

thunder seem lost, not sure scott brooks is the man to adjust on the fly when an important player suddenly gets hurt

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:22 (eleven years ago)

for instance he seemed to stumble into a great lineup against the clippers and hasn't even realized it http://fivethirtyeight.com/datalab/the-thunder-may-have-just-discovered-an-amazing-new-lineup/

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:23 (eleven years ago)

i tweeted suggesting jackson westb tuffjuice kd adams last nite

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:42 (eleven years ago)

either way jackson in and perk/thabo out is just a stunning no brainer

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:43 (eleven years ago)

brooks has got to go

Spottie, Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:43 (eleven years ago)

scotty b as mid western salary man makes so much sense w his loyalty to his starting lineups and devotion to stability above all too

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:44 (eleven years ago)

https://vine.co/v/MH9gYMdFxnF

el dios

k3vin k., Thursday, 22 May 2014 16:47 (eleven years ago)

that play the spurs run is so devastating

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 May 2014 16:48 (eleven years ago)

i mean that was an incredible pass but they score off that action so often

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 May 2014 16:49 (eleven years ago)

pass was very dope

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 May 2014 16:53 (eleven years ago)

Yeah the Spurs eat so good off the hammer set they run though I don't think we'll see a cross-court pass that good for a while
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5ThyZ69GO8

tsrobodo, Thursday, 22 May 2014 17:54 (eleven years ago)

#basedgodscurse

Clay, Thursday, 22 May 2014 17:56 (eleven years ago)

No Spur played more than 30 mpg in the regular season, that's pretty cool.

brimstead, Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:03 (eleven years ago)

their interior passing is so good, particularly splitter seems like 1000% more on point this year in that reguard

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:10 (eleven years ago)

lag∞n
Posted: May 22, 2014 at 8:44:54 AM
scotty b as mid western salary man makes so much sense w his loyalty to his starting lineups and devotion to stability above all too

probably so weirded out by kd's mvp speech too, like "why are you crying Kevin? You gotta take it like a man! You're gonna be punching this clock for another 35 years! Don't think they won't remember this. Don't think they won't talk behind your back." *furtive flask sip*

Clay, Thursday, 22 May 2014 19:03 (eleven years ago)

lmao

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 May 2014 20:02 (eleven years ago)

http://abload.de/img/okcspursjhs92.gif

moullet, Thursday, 22 May 2014 20:17 (eleven years ago)

I'm not sure why it took me this long to put this together but Frank Vogel works for Larry Bird and Vogel is bird in German

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 23 May 2014 02:08 (eleven years ago)

ha whoa nice

lag∞n, Friday, 23 May 2014 02:26 (eleven years ago)

but a vogel on it

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 23 May 2014 02:56 (eleven years ago)

chris vogelman anderson

Spottie, Friday, 23 May 2014 04:22 (eleven years ago)

lol

k3vin k., Friday, 23 May 2014 04:31 (eleven years ago)

that's a work of art

polyphonic, Friday, 23 May 2014 05:08 (eleven years ago)

baby aka vogelmann aka Nummer eins Wucht

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 23 May 2014 05:17 (eleven years ago)

i heard that pg had a head clash with wade's knee and was sure it was an "accident". watched the footage and yup

micah, Friday, 23 May 2014 08:33 (eleven years ago)

k

Adrian WojnarowskiVerified account
‏@WojYahooNBA
Serge Ibaka has rapidly progressed and Thunder have changed status to day-to-day for Western Conference Finals, league source tells Yahoo.

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 23 May 2014 16:35 (eleven years ago)

of course

Spottie, Friday, 23 May 2014 16:41 (eleven years ago)

sorcery

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 55s
OKC ran Ibaka through battery of tests on Thursday and his calf responded well. Still soreness but a Sunday Game 3 return is possible.

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 23 May 2014 16:42 (eleven years ago)

for some reason i remember the original report of him being out for the playoffs as being contradicted elsewhere so this isn't totally surprising

k3vin k., Friday, 23 May 2014 16:53 (eleven years ago)

OKC battery of tests = Westbrook shouting at Ibaka's calf until he decides to play

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 23 May 2014 16:56 (eleven years ago)

am skeptical of how healthy he is, i say aron baynes should fall on his leg to test it

smooth hymnal (m bison), Saturday, 24 May 2014 01:33 (eleven years ago)

2 days straight w/o hoops is a straight up crime, out with the fascists

Clay, Saturday, 24 May 2014 02:24 (eleven years ago)

otm this is disgusting.

Spottie, Saturday, 24 May 2014 02:55 (eleven years ago)

#contraction - less tanking, better teams, less trades, higher quality basketball,

brimstead, Saturday, 24 May 2014 02:57 (eleven years ago)

Who likes fewer trades?

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Saturday, 24 May 2014 12:55 (eleven years ago)

2 days straight w/o hoops is a straight up crime, out with the fascists

― Clay, Friday, May 23, 2014 10:24 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It was definitely painful after a month of multiple games per night but now the schedule is one game every night until June 2nd, two days off finals begin

(That is if both series go seven lol)

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Saturday, 24 May 2014 12:58 (eleven years ago)

The other downside is my wife asked if basketball was over bc it was gone for two nights

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Saturday, 24 May 2014 12:59 (eleven years ago)

Oden active tonight, what a crazy postseason

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 25 May 2014 00:05 (eleven years ago)

that pitbull song really cracks me up

Clay, Sunday, 25 May 2014 00:32 (eleven years ago)

lebron already falling asleep on D

k3vin k., Sunday, 25 May 2014 00:44 (eleven years ago)

jvg and Jackson arguing about football in the first quarter. might be a long evening.

Clay, Sunday, 25 May 2014 00:45 (eleven years ago)

Miami offense blew a tire or something my god

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 25 May 2014 00:56 (eleven years ago)

the heat's game plan has been a disaster tonight. haslem useless on offense, battier/haslem useless on defense

k3vin k., Sunday, 25 May 2014 00:57 (eleven years ago)

Pacers dece so far but this whole quarter I keep thinking if this were the spurs it would be 25-4 now

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 25 May 2014 00:57 (eleven years ago)

double technical, wonderful

k3vin k., Sunday, 25 May 2014 01:05 (eleven years ago)

that's a terrible call against george

Clay, Sunday, 25 May 2014 01:08 (eleven years ago)

yeah wtf

k3vin k., Sunday, 25 May 2014 01:08 (eleven years ago)

it's nice to see the pacers playing well

micah, Sunday, 25 May 2014 01:19 (eleven years ago)

but somehow also quite worrying because who knows how long it will last

micah, Sunday, 25 May 2014 01:20 (eleven years ago)

both of these teams are torture to watch

k3vin k., Sunday, 25 May 2014 01:21 (eleven years ago)

the really bring out the worst in each other.

well sort of. I mean obv the pacers worst is way below this.

Clay, Sunday, 25 May 2014 01:22 (eleven years ago)

z-time champion (agent hibachi)
Posted: May 23, 2014 at 4:56:24 PM
OKC battery of tests = Westbrook shouting at Ibaka's calf until he decides to play

lol

lag∞n, Sunday, 25 May 2014 01:40 (eleven years ago)

that was a truly terrible call on george

micah, Sunday, 25 May 2014 01:40 (eleven years ago)

I didn't mind the first two games of this series but this is ugly- clay otm something abt the combo of these two teams makes for a gross game with lots of turnovers and misses blah

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 25 May 2014 02:04 (eleven years ago)

lol at mark jackson not wanting hockey assists as a bball stat cuz he's worried about falling out of the record books

Clay, Sunday, 25 May 2014 02:08 (eleven years ago)

yeah no these guys are like 90's Knicks/Heat games. Indy's offense when pg is on the bench is like impossible to believe a team could get this far running an offense like that. (Well their offense with pg is of course not exactly the epitome of grace)

Clay, Sunday, 25 May 2014 02:09 (eleven years ago)

wow another terrible call

k3vin k., Sunday, 25 May 2014 02:20 (eleven years ago)

lebron to the locker room...

k3vin k., Sunday, 25 May 2014 02:37 (eleven years ago)

wait whaaaaaaaat (not watching the game rn)

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 25 May 2014 02:38 (eleven years ago)

hes doing ygoa in the hallway

moullet, Sunday, 25 May 2014 02:39 (eleven years ago)

well the heat just made a huge charge, led by lebron, in the 3rd quarter, and are now up like 7, but lebron limped off the court at the end of the quarter. looks like one of the leg muscles

k3vin k., Sunday, 25 May 2014 02:40 (eleven years ago)

can it be the leg muscle that takes 4 weeks to heal?

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 25 May 2014 02:40 (eleven years ago)

lebron is just cramps

Clay, Sunday, 25 May 2014 02:42 (eleven years ago)

bosh is so shook

k3vin k., Sunday, 25 May 2014 02:42 (eleven years ago)

ha remember when wade could hit threes though? always feels weird to me when he makes one these days.

Clay, Sunday, 25 May 2014 02:43 (eleven years ago)

double agent team doctor please stab lebron's leg with sharp doctor knives

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 25 May 2014 02:43 (eleven years ago)

remember when jordan said wade was going to cripple the heat's future?

k3vin k., Sunday, 25 May 2014 02:44 (eleven years ago)

lol birdman stealing bosh's rebounds now

k3vin k., Sunday, 25 May 2014 02:46 (eleven years ago)

tony brothers is having a really rough game

k3vin k., Sunday, 25 May 2014 02:47 (eleven years ago)

uh just a heads up to mj and jvg, wade's first championship was hardly a "solo act," shaq averaged 23 and 10.5 that year.

Clay, Sunday, 25 May 2014 02:48 (eleven years ago)

plus he had some help from the refs iirc

balls, Sunday, 25 May 2014 02:52 (eleven years ago)

Rashard Lewis, PF 17 0-2 0-1 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 +24 0

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 25 May 2014 02:58 (eleven years ago)

i mean whaaaaaaat

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 25 May 2014 02:58 (eleven years ago)

he's played some good defense against west, actually

k3vin k., Sunday, 25 May 2014 03:00 (eleven years ago)

ray allen, wade, and Lewis all having simultaneous flashback games

Clay, Sunday, 25 May 2014 03:03 (eleven years ago)

pacers should consider guarding ray allen in the corner

k3vin k., Sunday, 25 May 2014 03:03 (eleven years ago)

and brothers misses that blatant stephenson foul on wade. amazing

k3vin k., Sunday, 25 May 2014 03:08 (eleven years ago)

lol @ the idea that the heat are torture

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 25 May 2014 03:12 (eleven years ago)

"IT'S ALL ON LEBRON NOW" *norris cole completely changes the eastern finals*

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 25 May 2014 03:13 (eleven years ago)

roy 2,18, 02 reb 36 min

moullet, Sunday, 25 May 2014 03:21 (eleven years ago)

lol @ the idea that the heat are torture

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, May 24, 2014 11:12 PM (10 minutes ago)

some teams look good even when they're not playing well. when the heat aren't playing well, no one is moving on offense, lebron and wade are chucking long 2s, and it's hard to watch. obviously the second half was who they really are, which is a really fun team

k3vin k., Sunday, 25 May 2014 03:24 (eleven years ago)

immediately saying evan turner would make the pacers actively worse was one of my better calls

le goon (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 25 May 2014 03:33 (eleven years ago)

is Bruce Bowen high

Clay, Sunday, 25 May 2014 03:38 (eleven years ago)

Rashard Lewis has one of the weirdest looking shots to me.

Spottie, Sunday, 25 May 2014 04:24 (eleven years ago)

lebron is just cramps

― Clay, Sunday, May 25, 2014 10:42 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

This happens to bron every playoffs, what gives

, Sunday, 25 May 2014 08:00 (eleven years ago)

http://ugly-things.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Cramps-Image-9.jpg

all i could think of after that lazy post of mine

Clay, Sunday, 25 May 2014 09:13 (eleven years ago)

Whenever Ibaka's name pops up in an ESPN headline, "and if she's resistant, BAKA!BAKA!BAKA!" pops into my head

, Sunday, 25 May 2014 09:16 (eleven years ago)

That game got way better in the second half

The tentativeness of the pacers on offense kills me- I saw at least three times when lance (twice) and hill held the ball and looked directly at a WIDE OPEN cutter and failed to throws the ball resulting in said cutter stopping and just throwing up their hands in frustration. I think lance is built to run an offense for 2 minute bursts and then go back to working off the ball

Miami started trapping nicely and some already tentative pacers just lost their shit

Ray Allen getting open looks courtesy of Lebron and one of our most exciting young Norris Coles was just icing, oh and the two man game he and bosh played briefly was just toying with poor west and hibbert trying to keep up

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 25 May 2014 18:26 (eleven years ago)

everything since the first round has been so disappointing

Nhex, Sunday, 25 May 2014 20:17 (eleven years ago)

That game ended so much like the previous one... very tight for the second and third and then the Heat shifted to another gear.

polyphonic, Sunday, 25 May 2014 20:23 (eleven years ago)

so ibaka is playing tonight

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 25 May 2014 20:47 (eleven years ago)

Ibaka looks 90% or more

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 26 May 2014 00:39 (eleven years ago)

classssic pop interview at the beginning of the second quarter.

"Thanks... coach."
"It's been a pleasure... David."

Clay, Monday, 26 May 2014 01:19 (eleven years ago)

giiiiinoooooobiliiiiiiiiii

k3vin k., Monday, 26 May 2014 01:33 (eleven years ago)

Omg ginobili Westbrook wha

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Monday, 26 May 2014 01:34 (eleven years ago)

Manu is havin a game

Clay, Monday, 26 May 2014 01:37 (eleven years ago)

ooooooh kawhi

k3vin k., Monday, 26 May 2014 02:04 (eleven years ago)

Ibaka is amazing me tonight

Clay, Monday, 26 May 2014 02:07 (eleven years ago)

just a Derrick fisher offensive rebound over two spurs lets not get crazy

Clay, Monday, 26 May 2014 02:19 (eleven years ago)

great foul by patty

k3vin k., Monday, 26 May 2014 02:24 (eleven years ago)

yeah that was savvy

Clay, Monday, 26 May 2014 02:25 (eleven years ago)

uhh not sure how that 3 gets waved off

Clay, Monday, 26 May 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)

OKC has been getting some calls

k3vin k., Monday, 26 May 2014 02:35 (eleven years ago)

Steve Kerr is not a "knowing the rule book" guy

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 26 May 2014 02:40 (eleven years ago)

please let this series get interesting

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 26 May 2014 02:40 (eleven years ago)

hi serge

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 26 May 2014 02:41 (eleven years ago)

feels like the gulf between serge and the rest of okc's supporting cast is so large that even his mere ability to hit a consistent midrange jumper is just huge for their offense

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 26 May 2014 02:43 (eleven years ago)

also westbrook-reggie-durant-adams-serge is just an obviously great line up but god knows if brooks even realizes that's probably their best 5

thabo & collison got benched tonight tho so maybe he's opening his eyes

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 26 May 2014 02:46 (eleven years ago)

pop giving up with 6 mins left in a 15 point game is kinda O_O

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 26 May 2014 02:47 (eleven years ago)

lol @ russ

Clay, Monday, 26 May 2014 02:50 (eleven years ago)

is ibaka crying?

k3vin k., Monday, 26 May 2014 02:52 (eleven years ago)

i think so?

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 26 May 2014 02:52 (eleven years ago)

it's kind of funny how both teams have pretended the last 2 minutes were part of a 20 point blowout when really it was a 10-12 point game

k3vin k., Monday, 26 May 2014 03:02 (eleven years ago)

that one offensive foul call on that Patty three was so bad.

Spottie, Monday, 26 May 2014 04:46 (eleven years ago)

but Perkins got a foul called on him every time he got within inches of anyone as well

Spottie, Monday, 26 May 2014 04:47 (eleven years ago)

honestly, perk getting in foul trouble was helping the thunder bc it meant more steven adams time

also if the refs want to stop making this a free throw shooting demonstration for game 4, thatd be rly cool

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 26 May 2014 04:49 (eleven years ago)

yeah true re perk.

Spottie, Monday, 26 May 2014 04:50 (eleven years ago)

i mean it wasnt just the free throw buffet OKC had that won them the game. ibaka had a nice game (i was honestly surprised, but adrenaline + competitive + home court + irrational exuberance is how i break it down), and many of the spurs shot horribly bc of his presence. but honestly, 31-16 FTA discrepancy?? thats fuuuuucked up.

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 26 May 2014 05:04 (eleven years ago)

honestly, perk getting in foul trouble was helping the thunder bc it meant more steven adams time

also if the refs want to stop making this a free throw shooting demonstration for game 4, thatd be rly cool

― smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, May 26, 2014 4:49 AM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Adams should have been starting since game 2 of the first round at the earliest

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 26 May 2014 05:15 (eleven years ago)

he played starters minutes tonight and the reg-westbrook-durant-ibaka-adams lineup is clearly their best

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 26 May 2014 05:19 (eleven years ago)

also fuck derek fisher, feel like it should be said tonight

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 26 May 2014 05:19 (eleven years ago)

every night

Spottie, Monday, 26 May 2014 05:27 (eleven years ago)

i felt bad for wishing a contract killer upon him at one point. but the feeling dissipated when okc was hitting their 5000th free throw and won a free sundae from dairy queen

smooth hymnal (m bison), Monday, 26 May 2014 05:32 (eleven years ago)

Haha

Spottie, Monday, 26 May 2014 05:54 (eleven years ago)

lmao pop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUQY5YAsXLw

Spottie, Monday, 26 May 2014 21:10 (eleven years ago)

Pops might be my favorite coach of all time, any sport.

polyphonic, Monday, 26 May 2014 21:15 (eleven years ago)

Having a hard time not agreeing

Spottie, Monday, 26 May 2014 21:16 (eleven years ago)

whoa birdman's out tonight

le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, 26 May 2014 23:55 (eleven years ago)

scary heat tonight

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 02:06 (eleven years ago)

just for posterity let's note that mark jackson referred to himself as a "basketball historian" during tonight's broadcast.

Clay, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 02:14 (eleven years ago)

heat running plays to spring norris cole for 3, dude is going off. breen gotta be feeling like a proud dad.

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 02:43 (eleven years ago)

norris has been looking a little... nate-ish

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 02:45 (eleven years ago)

it's too bad Joe Dumars isn't around to give Stephenson 4/48

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 02:57 (eleven years ago)

ugh smh at that call

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 02:58 (eleven years ago)

lol the refs are trolling the shit out of west

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 03:06 (eleven years ago)

lol the pacers bickering before they even get back to the locker room

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 03:09 (eleven years ago)

vogel sits
"fire away."

moullet, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 03:31 (eleven years ago)

hhhaaaa

Spottie, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 03:36 (eleven years ago)

Hibbert is scoreless in 6 of the last 21 pacers games

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 03:42 (eleven years ago)

bizarre player/team

Spottie, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 03:45 (eleven years ago)

PG says the pacers outplayed the heat tonight but lost the game at the free throw line

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 04:05 (eleven years ago)

i can take the heat. i can take the fire."

lance is so great

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 04:06 (eleven years ago)

PG saying that lance should stfu, scola telling PG to stfu...

le goon (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 04:19 (eleven years ago)

pacers are done

smooth hymnal (m bison), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 04:31 (eleven years ago)

sadface night

Nhex, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 05:37 (eleven years ago)

pg is not totally wrong that Miami got a few extra calls but they were driving to the basket a lot more and the pacers were actually just fouling a lot more

They also turned the ball over a ton and gave away their own home court advantage so...can't really complain much, maybe Roy hibbert could try scoring some points again when he's being guarded by guys who are half a foot shorter than he is

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 00:04 (eleven years ago)

it's too bad Joe Dumars isn't around to give Stephenson 4/48

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, May 26, 2014 10:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lol

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 00:05 (eleven years ago)

Also I have a feeling lance is gonna be the great debate of free agency this summer

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 00:05 (eleven years ago)

heat whipped the pacers up and down the court

pacers did the same shit to the heat in game 1 w/ the same free throw disparity but everyone on the heat just swallowed it as a crappy game on their part

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 00:06 (eleven years ago)

i would feel fine paying lance something like 12 million a year, i don't think he's gonna bust

if anything if he got put in a competent offense he could actually get better

plus he's only 23

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 00:08 (eleven years ago)

Oh he's super talented just something about Dumars overpaying guys seemed to send them directly to the bust zone

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 00:25 (eleven years ago)

Yeah like Eric Gordon is getting almost 15 mil and his ankles explode when he gets near a basketball court so 12 for lance is probably fine

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 00:27 (eleven years ago)

He just strikes me as a guy teams like the bucks and kings used to be lining up to throw the max at with no idea how to then construct a roster around him to take advantage of his strengths

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 00:28 (eleven years ago)

Lance is a very very weird talent

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 00:44 (eleven years ago)

I could see him going somewhere and being an all-star, but in a bad situation I think he's like 95% to be a disaster

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 00:45 (eleven years ago)

lance is not too good, id sign someone else

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 01:11 (eleven years ago)

he just seems like a bad fit with just about every team I can think of

Clay, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 01:14 (eleven years ago)

like where does lance go and succeed at a higher level than he is w/ Indy

Clay, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 01:14 (eleven years ago)

Probably could have played for the Wiz a few years ago

, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 01:15 (eleven years ago)

westbrook absolutely can't guard parker a lick. i don't get it.

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 01:22 (eleven years ago)

So...Joey Crawford just tipped his hand that he's making this a 2–2 series with that foul on durant that he moved to lamb didn't he

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 01:34 (eleven years ago)

wow that tiago flop lol

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 01:44 (eleven years ago)

That was awesome

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 01:46 (eleven years ago)

It was great that he realized it didn't work and immediately popped back up and got back to defending ibaka

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 01:46 (eleven years ago)

http://seattletimes.com/html/sports/2023691379_robertswift18xml.html

sad smith

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 01:48 (eleven years ago)

so many thunder dunks :(

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 01:54 (eleven years ago)

spurs after that hot start aint been shit, no composure

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 01:55 (eleven years ago)

durant god mode game, fuck

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 01:58 (eleven years ago)

welp, i guess we have to win em all in san antonio then?

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 01:58 (eleven years ago)

if we could bottle last night's heat and tonight's thunder... that would be some good shit

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 02:01 (eleven years ago)

POP!!

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 02:02 (eleven years ago)

pop is shook :-[

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 02:02 (eleven years ago)

i dont know what it is abt this team, about the fucking okc fans or what but they are spurs kryptonite

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 02:05 (eleven years ago)

this whole thing feels like groundhog day

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 02:17 (eleven years ago)

smh at joey bodying Timmy just now

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 02:27 (eleven years ago)

fuck kendrick p

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 02:30 (eleven years ago)

i summon the lil b curse rn pls

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 02:30 (eleven years ago)

brb killing myself

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 02:31 (eleven years ago)

I still believe in my heart in the based gods curse, fear not bise

Clay, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 02:35 (eleven years ago)

man... splitter looks shook in these kinda games

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 02:36 (eleven years ago)

okc has outscored the spurs by 30+ since that opening 8-0 run

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 02:37 (eleven years ago)

i do too but only against the heat xp

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 02:38 (eleven years ago)

*loads 2014 free agent list*

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 02:39 (eleven years ago)

i'm kinda baffled by bellineli not being able to get any meaningful run in the playoffs, i thought he was gonna be a key guy for them in the offs

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 02:39 (eleven years ago)

hes not getting open, hes not playmaking, so hes a spacefiller

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 02:40 (eleven years ago)

i feel like charlie brown and the spurs being ahead in a series is lucy setting up the football

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 02:41 (eleven years ago)

"hey you guys are doing great, u look like champions"
*smile widens*
"FUCK U U WILL NEVER KNOW HAPPINESS" *repeated kicks to the groin*

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 02:45 (eleven years ago)

Steve Kerr I luv you bro but you gotta cut it out with "disrupted"

Clay, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 02:45 (eleven years ago)

at least the 3rd stringers are keeping the thunders honest

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 02:46 (eleven years ago)

wow cojo slam-1

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 03:09 (eleven years ago)

highlight of spurs' night

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 03:10 (eleven years ago)

Based God's curse... or Bised Mod's Curse????

, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 03:15 (eleven years ago)

haha

Spottie, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 03:15 (eleven years ago)

ur all the kids laughing at charlie brown rn, hope ur happy

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 03:21 (eleven years ago)

if we get 2012'd again im v srsly considering scorched earth thread locking and going into hiding maybe giving up basketball bc i cant with this

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 03:25 (eleven years ago)

you have homecourt, thats something

Spottie, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 03:28 (eleven years ago)

home...

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 03:31 (eleven years ago)

yeah don't get ahead of yourself man, just a couple of bad games. nobody's lost at home yet. 3 game series with 2 in SA.

Clay, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 03:37 (eleven years ago)

yes but ibaka is made of magic

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 03:38 (eleven years ago)

im just getting flashbacks, ive seen too much in my life

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 03:39 (eleven years ago)

tbf I was m/l positive Portland would lose to Houston when they took a 3-1 lead

Clay, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 03:49 (eleven years ago)

im trying to tell myself that this is the kd/westbrook god mode game i predicted would happen, but i fear others liek it basically

smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 04:10 (eleven years ago)

http://popcornmachine.net/cgi-bin/gameflow.cgi?date=20140527&game=SASOKC

moullet, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 04:37 (eleven years ago)

damn, wished I'd watched the game last night. assumed OKC would collapse lol

Nhex, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 13:38 (eleven years ago)

looking at the stats im gonna go ahead and predict that for as long as the thunder have ibaka/adams up front theyre gon be p hard to score on

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 17:34 (eleven years ago)

yeah that's gotta be the best combo of size and athleticism of any frontcourt in the league?

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 17:42 (eleven years ago)

maybe blake & deandre but ibaka/adams are better defensively

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 17:43 (eleven years ago)

its a perfect defensive pairing cause adams can play the positioning game staying between ball handlers and the basket while ibaka roams causing havok

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 17:46 (eleven years ago)

yeah and on offensive ibaka hangs out away from the rim anyway so the spacing is ok. adams seems decent around the rim.

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 17:47 (eleven years ago)

hit a nice little lefty hook yesterday iirc

Spottie, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 17:50 (eleven years ago)

the thunders starting five is suddenly looking very very good for the foreseeable future

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 17:50 (eleven years ago)

the thunder got reggie jackson one pick before norris cole

i'll never get over this

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 17:53 (eleven years ago)

dynamic scoring/attacking/ball handling from all three perimeter positions, great defense and enough offense from the front court, all young and athletic with great size

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 17:53 (eleven years ago)

the thunders starting five is suddenly looking very very good for the foreseeable future

― lag∞n, Wednesday, May 28, 2014 1:50 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

they'll eventually have to move jackson but yeah

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 17:56 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BowBtUeCQAAQa9K.jpg:large

sample sizes and everything but wow

polyphonic, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 20:46 (eleven years ago)

they'll eventually have to move jackson but yeah

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, May 28, 2014 1:56 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I might be totally wrong but I'm not sure they would- they have 50mil committed for 15-16 (they have a qualifying offer for him that year) and the luxury tax level is projected to jump to over 80m. It seems like OKC is fine spending right up to but not over the luxury tax line. They'll ring up a bunch on midlevel type free agents and probably a couple of draft picks but I doubt the fishers and perkinses of the roster are getting another contract

Or do you just think general cheapness will win out or bumping either him or Russ long term to the 2 spot is untenable

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 23:53 (eleven years ago)

Cole harassing lance has become one of my favorite things about this series

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 29 May 2014 01:16 (eleven years ago)

i think someone will give him a deal in restricted FA that okc will decline to match

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 29 May 2014 01:17 (eleven years ago)

Ah right duh

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 29 May 2014 01:24 (eleven years ago)

That was a bogus call on Lebron I think scola's hilarious flop primed the refs to call a foul later in the play

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 29 May 2014 01:25 (eleven years ago)

thank god lebron was once again able to put the heat on his back tonight

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 29 May 2014 01:45 (eleven years ago)

I just got home, should I watch this game or taking a nap

Clay, Thursday, 29 May 2014 01:48 (eleven years ago)

well I think my spelling mistake answered that question, gnight folks!

Clay, Thursday, 29 May 2014 01:49 (eleven years ago)

well it looks like hibbert needs just a girlfriend

moullet, Thursday, 29 May 2014 01:52 (eleven years ago)

thank god lebron was once again able to put the heat on his back tonight

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, May 28, 2014 9:45 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha took me a while

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 29 May 2014 02:01 (eleven years ago)

It's all about le-- *rashard Lewis buries third three of the game*

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 29 May 2014 02:03 (eleven years ago)

What is happening I've never seen refs go after Lebron like this even when he actually commits a foul, and that was absolutely a foul on lance not bron

He's effectively fouled out with a over a quarter and a half to go

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 29 May 2014 02:09 (eleven years ago)

It's almost like the league thought a game 6 or 7 would be good for their next tv negotiation, mysterious

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 29 May 2014 02:10 (eleven years ago)

^i don't actually believe this I think Lebron is just having a bad game exacerbated by ~2 awful calls

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 29 May 2014 02:11 (eleven years ago)

I mean how is Indiana not leading this game by ten c'mon

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Thursday, 29 May 2014 02:12 (eleven years ago)

bill simmons should have to publicly retract that column on sportscenter tonight if the heat win

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 29 May 2014 02:14 (eleven years ago)

how was that not a travel on hibbert on that last one

k3vin k., Thursday, 29 May 2014 02:19 (eleven years ago)

SUPER COOL BEAS
ALERT !

moullet, Thursday, 29 May 2014 02:22 (eleven years ago)

this is gonna get ugly for miami in a hurry

k3vin k., Thursday, 29 May 2014 02:23 (eleven years ago)

https://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/854834656.gif

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Thursday, 29 May 2014 02:55 (eleven years ago)

jesus, PG

k3vin k., Thursday, 29 May 2014 03:01 (eleven years ago)

Peeeeeeg

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Thursday, 29 May 2014 03:01 (eleven years ago)

HOOOOLY

k3vin k., Thursday, 29 May 2014 03:03 (eleven years ago)

i think whatever lance is doing should not be called "playing basketball"

call all destroyer, Thursday, 29 May 2014 03:04 (eleven years ago)

that was an and-1 on that lewis 3 too

k3vin k., Thursday, 29 May 2014 03:05 (eleven years ago)

heat ball

k3vin k., Thursday, 29 May 2014 03:06 (eleven years ago)

hmmm, actually not sure you can overturn this

k3vin k., Thursday, 29 May 2014 03:06 (eleven years ago)

off battier nvm

k3vin k., Thursday, 29 May 2014 03:07 (eleven years ago)

battier had the tip on his followthru, pacers ball

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 29 May 2014 03:07 (eleven years ago)

Yup

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 29 May 2014 03:08 (eleven years ago)

battier bein a punk right now

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 29 May 2014 03:09 (eleven years ago)

fuck you shane get out of my life

call all destroyer, Thursday, 29 May 2014 03:09 (eleven years ago)

him and derek fisher need to get a hoops show together on, like, a channel i dont get

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 29 May 2014 03:10 (eleven years ago)

yes

call all destroyer, Thursday, 29 May 2014 03:10 (eleven years ago)

welllllll shiyet indiana

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 29 May 2014 03:11 (eleven years ago)

pacers are getting housed in game 6

call all destroyer, Thursday, 29 May 2014 03:15 (eleven years ago)

yeah but hold out hope

anything is possible -- kg

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 29 May 2014 03:16 (eleven years ago)

the pacers intensely wanted to lose that game, i'll suppose they'll have to wait two days

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 29 May 2014 03:17 (eleven years ago)

i wouldn't be surprised by either a game 7 or a 20 point blowout in miami

micah, Thursday, 29 May 2014 03:17 (eleven years ago)

the heat are going to kill them

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 29 May 2014 03:28 (eleven years ago)

yeah this took everything indy had and lebron barely played

Clay, Thursday, 29 May 2014 03:30 (eleven years ago)

pacers probably spent like 4 times the energy the heat did tonight

Clay, Thursday, 29 May 2014 03:31 (eleven years ago)

plug PG had his god mode game

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 29 May 2014 03:37 (eleven years ago)

those lbj foul calls were so bogus

Spottie, Thursday, 29 May 2014 03:45 (eleven years ago)

i used to not be in favor of altering the foul structure but i fail to see how it's in the interest of the nba for playoff games to constantly be decided by players who aren't the best players

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 29 May 2014 03:46 (eleven years ago)

im ok with them, i hope theyre the start of a new trend, like to make up for all the years of never getting called for anything

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 29 May 2014 03:47 (eleven years ago)

lance blowing in lebron's ear really needs more attention

Clay, Thursday, 29 May 2014 03:50 (eleven years ago)

hope there are some lancebron shippers outchea now

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 29 May 2014 03:52 (eleven years ago)

im ok with them, i hope theyre the start of a new trend, like to make up for all the years of never getting called for anything

― smooth hymnal (m bison), Wednesday, May 28, 2014 8:47 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah not really bothered since i don't care who wins in this series but the calls were pretty funny

Spottie, Thursday, 29 May 2014 03:54 (eleven years ago)

lance blowing was funny but all the other stuff he was doing was just as funny

Spottie, Thursday, 29 May 2014 03:55 (eleven years ago)

lance may have reached troll nirvana tonight

Clay, Thursday, 29 May 2014 04:47 (eleven years ago)

hhahaaa otm

Spottie, Thursday, 29 May 2014 04:49 (eleven years ago)

dad may have beat him to it

Stephenson is the son of Lance Sr. and Bernadette Stephenson.[17] He has a younger brother named Lantz.[28]

Clay, Thursday, 29 May 2014 04:52 (eleven years ago)

LANCE AND LANTZ AND THE TROLL FAMILY coming to NBATV this summer

smooth hymnal (m bison), Thursday, 29 May 2014 04:56 (eleven years ago)

would watch the pilot at least

Spottie, Thursday, 29 May 2014 05:05 (eleven years ago)

lance may have reached troll nirvana tonight

lol yup

Nhex, Thursday, 29 May 2014 05:07 (eleven years ago)

http://cdn3.vox-cdn.com/assets/4525281/blow.gif

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 May 2014 12:27 (eleven years ago)

brons reaction is so good too

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 May 2014 12:28 (eleven years ago)

le goon (J0rdan S.)
Posted: May 29, 2014 at 1:17:32 AM
i think someone will give him a deal in restricted FA that okc will decline to match

shd try to lock him up now

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 May 2014 12:29 (eleven years ago)

i think lebron's reaction to lance blowing in his ear is the most human moment he's ever had

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 29 May 2014 13:31 (eleven years ago)

Feel like last night confirmed for me that PG is a top-tier player. He has that drive to take over a playoff game and win it.

Also that game would not have been so close if not for two pretty lucky Miami threes in the fourth Q -- a crazy bouncer from Wade and a wild bankshot from Bosh.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 29 May 2014 14:16 (eleven years ago)

Feel like last night confirmed for me that PG is a top-tier player. He has that drive to take over a playoff game and win it.

eh. obv i've argued strongly in support of PG but he just had a ridiculously hot shooting night. no other way around it. i don't think he really "summoned" anything.

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 29 May 2014 14:43 (eleven years ago)

Think I might keep that game on my DVR for a while, Lance was a sight to behold.

Spottie, Thursday, 29 May 2014 15:33 (eleven years ago)

Looks about right in places, surprising in others
http://i.imgur.com/1D5i53W.png

tsrobodo, Thursday, 29 May 2014 17:14 (eleven years ago)

jr smith??????????

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 29 May 2014 17:17 (eleven years ago)

he's good at catch and shoot! he gets into trouble with his wild step backs.

Spottie, Thursday, 29 May 2014 17:19 (eleven years ago)

Surprised splash bro 2 isn't on that

Spottie, Thursday, 29 May 2014 17:20 (eleven years ago)

this chart is sort of dumb because it rewards players who take a bunch of threes but really aren't great shooters (jeremy lin)

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 29 May 2014 17:31 (eleven years ago)

i guess i find eFG kinda dumb

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 29 May 2014 17:31 (eleven years ago)

I disagree

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 29 May 2014 18:59 (eleven years ago)

I mean it only rewards guys who take a lot of threes if they actually hit them at a reasonable rate

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 29 May 2014 19:00 (eleven years ago)

ts% is so much better than efg

lag∞n, Thursday, 29 May 2014 20:10 (eleven years ago)

lance becomes first player to receive $10k flopping fine

Clay, Thursday, 29 May 2014 21:26 (eleven years ago)

Was it just me or did he metaflop on bron at one point. I remember him doing this kind of mock knocked back move.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 29 May 2014 21:30 (eleven years ago)

yeah that may have been the only time where I found flopping kinda funny. trying to get lebron that 6th foul by flailing at any touch.

Spottie, Thursday, 29 May 2014 21:43 (eleven years ago)

can refs not call fouls for flopping?

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 29 May 2014 21:47 (eleven years ago)

yes

micah, Thursday, 29 May 2014 23:16 (eleven years ago)

I had the idea that in the playoffs coaches should get to designate one or two players in the game who then only foul out with seven or eight fouls, but they have to take those fouls from someone else- so someone could foul out with five or even four

So last round when Blake griffin was randomly in bogus foul trouble doc could say he's got eight and uhhh Ryan Hollins he's gone with four

There's obviously some way to game this and I'm sure pat Riley would find some way to sign 55 year old Charles Oakley so he can foul durant with impunity but there's got to be a better way

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Friday, 30 May 2014 00:15 (eleven years ago)

so matt bonner is starting

k3vin k., Friday, 30 May 2014 01:04 (eleven years ago)

sure why not

Clay, Friday, 30 May 2014 01:04 (eleven years ago)

start matt bonner #hoopideas

Clay, Friday, 30 May 2014 01:04 (eleven years ago)

fouling out just shdnt be a thing fouls are already punishment enough, or if you wanted to be less radical just #hoopidea it to 7 fouls a game and itd m/l achieve the same end

lag∞n, Friday, 30 May 2014 01:13 (eleven years ago)

7 for regulation and anyone who isn't ejected gets an extra one for ot

call all destroyer, Friday, 30 May 2014 01:15 (eleven years ago)

no fouling out seems like it might lengthen games

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 30 May 2014 01:16 (eleven years ago)

if youre smart you don't want to foul anyway, fouling is very disadvantageous, and most games dont even feature any srs foul trouble

lag∞n, Friday, 30 May 2014 01:19 (eleven years ago)

if you could just foul all game wouldn't teams just send dwight howard to the line 100 times/game tho

Clay, Friday, 30 May 2014 01:30 (eleven years ago)

oh yeah thats a good point you would have to do something about that

k3vin k., Friday, 30 May 2014 01:31 (eleven years ago)

patty thrills is so excited lol

k3vin k., Friday, 30 May 2014 01:32 (eleven years ago)

u cld have some sort of super bonus scenario

lag∞n, Friday, 30 May 2014 01:33 (eleven years ago)

lovin thrills tonight

Clay, Friday, 30 May 2014 01:39 (eleven years ago)

super bonus scenario

Extra FT, possession, and 7 Minutes of Heaven with Lebron's mom?

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Friday, 30 May 2014 01:40 (eleven years ago)

lmao

lag∞n, Friday, 30 May 2014 01:44 (eleven years ago)

you'd have to start saying intentional fouls count as techs until the last two minutes or something?

Clay, Friday, 30 May 2014 01:46 (eleven years ago)

the fouls system works fine now unless the refs make bad calls which is imo about the best you can ask for

micah, Friday, 30 May 2014 01:58 (eleven years ago)

my god , buda boris

moullet, Friday, 30 May 2014 02:05 (eleven years ago)

echoing kerr here but yeah the bonner start as a way to create space and keep duncan and splitter from sharing the post was just another shade of popovichian genius

Clay, Friday, 30 May 2014 02:51 (eleven years ago)

god manu is playing so well

k3vin k., Friday, 30 May 2014 02:55 (eleven years ago)

:)

smooth hymnal (m bison), Friday, 30 May 2014 03:00 (eleven years ago)

the spurs clocking those first two games at home without serge was so huge but i still think this is gonna come down to a heads up final

le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 30 May 2014 03:00 (eleven years ago)

Boris is just incredible with the Spurs

Spottie, Friday, 30 May 2014 04:42 (eleven years ago)

via an erstwhile ilx0r:

http://gifs.com/DrU

, Friday, 30 May 2014 05:21 (eleven years ago)

this is interesting http://www.nytimes.com/2014/05/28/sports/basketball/eyes-on-stats-nba-players-hire-help-to-crunch-them.html?emc=eta1&_r=0

call all destroyer, Friday, 30 May 2014 17:03 (eleven years ago)

shdnt coaches be doing that

lag∞n, Friday, 30 May 2014 17:20 (eleven years ago)

zormelo would be a good rap name

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 May 2014 17:28 (eleven years ago)

Some even have stylists who handpick the outfits they wear to postgame news conferences.

Ahem Dwyane.

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Friday, 30 May 2014 17:29 (eleven years ago)

A foul should result in a dunk contest between the two parties. Charles Barkley rates the dunks 1-10 from a special review booth. There's a camera in the booth so we can see chuck's reaction. You are awarded the dunk contest point differential.

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 30 May 2014 20:05 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYgQIr4fklc

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 May 2014 20:50 (eleven years ago)

whoops wrong thread.

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 May 2014 20:50 (eleven years ago)

close enough.

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 May 2014 20:50 (eleven years ago)

love his AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH while dapping with Shaq

Spottie, Friday, 30 May 2014 20:52 (eleven years ago)

"We've all been 'Pop'd.' It's never really pleasant, but we all adore him."

mookieproof, Friday, 30 May 2014 21:00 (eleven years ago)

Could be last night of the season / last night of Lance in Pacers uni ;_;

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Saturday, 31 May 2014 00:43 (eleven years ago)

PG on Wade might be series-altering, depending on how LeBron fares w/ Lance.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Saturday, 31 May 2014 00:46 (eleven years ago)

mark jackson could be with us for like 25 years...

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 31 May 2014 00:52 (eleven years ago)

haha, lebron totally slapped stephenson on his face on that 3

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 31 May 2014 00:57 (eleven years ago)

:D

http://cdn.fansided.com/gif/Lance_Stephenson_3.gif

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Saturday, 31 May 2014 01:02 (eleven years ago)

i really dont like lance

call all destroyer, Saturday, 31 May 2014 01:05 (eleven years ago)

Did he fart in his hand first or something?

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Saturday, 31 May 2014 01:06 (eleven years ago)

in the pre-game simmons was calling pg a "young t-mac" btw

Clay, Saturday, 31 May 2014 01:07 (eleven years ago)

close enough

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 31 May 2014 01:15 (eleven years ago)

Lebron so mad about having the exact same thing done to him lol

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 31 May 2014 01:15 (eleven years ago)

gotta love that foul call on lance for stripping the ball too cleanly

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 31 May 2014 01:15 (eleven years ago)

Heat should drop bosh and sign Lance

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 31 May 2014 01:16 (eleven years ago)

god I can't wait for lance 2014-2015, it's gonna be one hell of a ride

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 31 May 2014 01:23 (eleven years ago)

@WorldofIsaac: Udonis to Lance: "I'm going to fuck you up...I will." http://t.co/ue147Lb8Mp

lag∞n, Saturday, 31 May 2014 01:30 (eleven years ago)

this was such an obvious outcome

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 31 May 2014 01:42 (eleven years ago)

bomani jones said on Twitter that the pacers look like a team who know they can't win just playing basketball and that seems pretty otm to me

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 31 May 2014 01:43 (eleven years ago)

is this the second paul george paternity suit or just confirmation of the one that we knew was in the works

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 31 May 2014 01:49 (eleven years ago)

smh at the idea that what Lance is doing is worse than what the 80s pistons did

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 31 May 2014 01:50 (eleven years ago)

nah pistons weren't this silly, they just punch you in the back of yr skull when you weren't looking

balls, Saturday, 31 May 2014 01:52 (eleven years ago)

pacers are a fuckin' joke

call all destroyer, Saturday, 31 May 2014 01:53 (eleven years ago)

world's most famous celtics fan claims to be "a fan" of the bad boy era pistons, suuuure

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 31 May 2014 01:54 (eleven years ago)

scuse im the worlds most famous celtics fan

lag∞n, Saturday, 31 May 2014 01:55 (eleven years ago)

has there been a close game this round

lag∞n, Saturday, 31 May 2014 01:56 (eleven years ago)

btw anyone who hasn't watched it the bad boys 30 for 30 is ridiculously entertaining

balls, Saturday, 31 May 2014 01:56 (eleven years ago)

Among other things, Lance Stephenson is costing himself millions in free agency. Reinforcing every concern GMs had about him.

k3vin k., Saturday, 31 May 2014 01:56 (eleven years ago)

lance really does need to cio

Clay, Saturday, 31 May 2014 01:58 (eleven years ago)

xp that was a tweet from Howard Beck

k3vin k., Saturday, 31 May 2014 02:00 (eleven years ago)

idk, he's reinforcing the positives too. He is what he is.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 31 May 2014 02:05 (eleven years ago)

young Tmac is the one laying an egg

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 31 May 2014 02:06 (eleven years ago)

omg i would love lance on the spurs for like many nonconsecutive 10 day contracts, just trolling lebron hard

smooth hymnal (m bison), Saturday, 31 May 2014 02:09 (eleven years ago)

i wasn't around for the bad boy pistons but

has there been a close game this round
--lag∞n

heat/pacers played 2 close out of 6

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 31 May 2014 02:09 (eleven years ago)

lance isn't going anywhere in FA btw, i don't think anyone is gonna roll the dice on him.

lowe was saying the same thing on the simmons podcast today

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 31 May 2014 02:10 (eleven years ago)

This is a good old fashioned ass kicking

Everything Miami tries is working and pacers look like they spent halftime shopping for lures since they'll be gone fishin' shortly

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Saturday, 31 May 2014 02:11 (eleven years ago)

lance isn't going anywhere in FA btw, i don't think anyone is gonna roll the dice on him.

whither joe dumars

Clay, Saturday, 31 May 2014 02:12 (eleven years ago)

Bad boy pistons were fun and the 30 for 30 doc was mad good, just watched it the other night

Obv hated them with the fury of a thousand suns as a c's fan so if Simmons says otherwise he's just been brainwashed by excessive contact with Isaiah

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Saturday, 31 May 2014 02:12 (eleven years ago)

jalen also

balls, Saturday, 31 May 2014 02:14 (eleven years ago)

bad boy pistons were the precursor to the riley knicks the team that almost destroyed the nba with its artless play, despite employing some cool weirdos they were both m/l the worst

lag∞n, Saturday, 31 May 2014 02:19 (eleven years ago)

lol its 84-48 rn

lag∞n, Saturday, 31 May 2014 02:20 (eleven years ago)

Wau about to get doubled-up here, total meltdown probably the right way to end this season.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Saturday, 31 May 2014 02:20 (eleven years ago)

Had to sit back and actually do the math to figure out how far Pacers were down, not good.

Count Fangburger (CompuPost), Saturday, 31 May 2014 02:21 (eleven years ago)

bad boy pistons were the precursor to the riley knicks the team that almost destroyed the nba with its artless play, despite employing some cool weirdos they were both m/l the worst

― lag∞n

oh yeah, any time i get nostalgic i remember that it led to riley's knicks and heat. that pistons team were much better and multifaceted than any of those riley teams though and definitely more fun to watch, plus i hated the celts, mchale esp, and it wasn't like my hawks could get past them so the pistons were the hope for 'someone besides the celts and lakers'.

balls, Saturday, 31 May 2014 02:29 (eleven years ago)

, total meltdown probably the right way to end this season.

yeah it really couldn't go another way for these guys. it's the just thing.

sorry about your teams astonishingly weird year, dude!

Clay, Saturday, 31 May 2014 02:30 (eleven years ago)

bosh owns

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 31 May 2014 02:44 (eleven years ago)

pacers offseason is going to be... compelling

Clay, Saturday, 31 May 2014 02:56 (eleven years ago)

seriously. i don't even know what i would do with this team.

call all destroyer, Saturday, 31 May 2014 02:57 (eleven years ago)

team as constructed gets you to the 2nd or 3rd round every year for next 3-5 years, keep it together and hire a team of therapists

smooth hymnal (m bison), Saturday, 31 May 2014 02:59 (eleven years ago)

yeah i guess apart from being first seed and making it to game six of the ecf its been a pretty bad season

micah, Saturday, 31 May 2014 03:03 (eleven years ago)

the story is really Hibbert. What happened to Hibbert.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 31 May 2014 03:03 (eleven years ago)

idk they really need to do something about how george hill is supposed to run their offense

Clay, Saturday, 31 May 2014 03:04 (eleven years ago)

yeah i guess apart from being first seed and making it to game six of the ecf its been a pretty bad season

― micah, Friday, May 30, 2014 11:03 PM (36 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is not really the time to be reductive, they obv did not set out to be the most schizophrenic team ever.

call all destroyer, Saturday, 31 May 2014 03:05 (eleven years ago)

i guess daniel just got 8 months of crushing anxiety off his chest, congrats bro

Clay, Saturday, 31 May 2014 03:07 (eleven years ago)

I'm just glad we are done seeing espn's "sad roy hibbert" graphic next to a list of his scoreless games

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Saturday, 31 May 2014 03:18 (eleven years ago)

i would bring the band back, maybe try and look at moving hill, but the starting line up has been killer for three years running.

i guess i'd take one more whack at cobbling together a real bench

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 31 May 2014 03:26 (eleven years ago)

the pacers just have really minimal flexibility, i think they're locked into his team... they could make the finals next year or get bounced in round 2 but I think you take that gamble

i don't see what the alternate road is

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 31 May 2014 03:27 (eleven years ago)

they need a true point gawd bad

smooth hymnal (m bison), Saturday, 31 May 2014 03:30 (eleven years ago)

if they could move hill they have watson right there but i dunno who's taking 3/24 of george hill without sticking the pacers with some garbage

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 31 May 2014 03:37 (eleven years ago)

They have to keep Hibbert, or they'd be following the classic buy high, sell low strategy.

put 'er right in the old breadbasket (Aimless), Saturday, 31 May 2014 04:00 (eleven years ago)

wow PG is kind of a brat https://twitter.com/bytimreynolds/status/472588889077862400

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 31 May 2014 04:05 (eleven years ago)

that quote is o__________O

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 31 May 2014 04:05 (eleven years ago)

pacers are sad https://twitter.com/bytimreynolds/status/472589436438740992

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 31 May 2014 04:07 (eleven years ago)

that pg quote is totally insane, don't think i've ever seen anything like that before

Clay, Saturday, 31 May 2014 04:11 (eleven years ago)

I'm just honest

Spottie, Saturday, 31 May 2014 06:47 (eleven years ago)

if you sign both george hill and roy hibbert it really limits you to a certain style of ball

micah, Saturday, 31 May 2014 07:38 (eleven years ago)

being the best defensive team in the league is a really hard thing to maintain year after year indy needs more O

lag∞n, Saturday, 31 May 2014 10:18 (eleven years ago)

Clay
Posted: May 31, 2014 at 4:11:40 AM
that pg quote is totally insane, don't think i've ever seen anything like that before

ha yeah its easy to miss what a baby pg is cause hes so boring

lag∞n, Saturday, 31 May 2014 10:46 (eleven years ago)

this whole season, all the bullshit about indiana has had paul george at the center of it in some way. if i were them, i would entertain PG trade offers.

smooth hymnal (m bison), Saturday, 31 May 2014 13:49 (eleven years ago)

CRAZY TRADE IDEA WHAT IF
http://espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=neb88zx

smooth hymnal (m bison), Saturday, 31 May 2014 13:50 (eleven years ago)

Whoa I would do it!

Then flip Roy for pieces & a draft pick or see what you can get for a decent 3 for him, I think Roy is incredibly tradeable bc every gm and coach will think they can get him back to his peak (which they probably can, he might be the ultimate needs a change of scenery guy)

Then you can roll out Rubio-lance-3 tba-west-love, worse defensively but way way way more dynamic offensively

Twolves get Paul George to try to build around I guess prob better than losing love for nothin and maybe you could flip turner into a second round pick or something

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Saturday, 31 May 2014 14:31 (eleven years ago)

west and love can't play together imo

call all destroyer, Saturday, 31 May 2014 15:23 (eleven years ago)

love/hibbert would be a great combo but they'd almost certainly have to flip PG

but they could do that

le goon (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 31 May 2014 16:33 (eleven years ago)

PG goes to minny in that trade

k3vin k., Saturday, 31 May 2014 17:40 (eleven years ago)

Refs have been a touch generous to OKC and kind of swallowed the whit less for spurs this half

Not too much more than usual home cookin but it's a little noticeable whenever Russ drives vs any spur driving

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 1 June 2014 01:31 (eleven years ago)

I thought this game was tomorrow for some dumb reason ugh

Clay, Sunday, 1 June 2014 01:36 (eleven years ago)

party mills is hella smart on the floor, so fun to watch.

end of the third spurs ballin hard / Danny green four pt play alert / ball movement of the gods these spurs

Clay, Sunday, 1 June 2014 02:30 (eleven years ago)

http://abload.de/img/untitled-2msu3t.gif

tsrobodo, Sunday, 1 June 2014 02:32 (eleven years ago)

yes exactly that

Clay, Sunday, 1 June 2014 02:38 (eleven years ago)

wow spurs are getting hosed

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 June 2014 03:01 (eleven years ago)

GINOBILIIIIIIII

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 June 2014 03:03 (eleven years ago)

durant just straight falling over is the based god curse

johnny crunch, Sunday, 1 June 2014 03:06 (eleven years ago)

this is v tense

Clay, Sunday, 1 June 2014 03:25 (eleven years ago)

okc played terribly down the stretch, deserving loss

johnny crunch, Sunday, 1 June 2014 03:34 (eleven years ago)

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Lil-B-Basegod.jpg

Clay, Sunday, 1 June 2014 03:35 (eleven years ago)

congrats m bise! the better team won.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 1 June 2014 03:57 (eleven years ago)

So, Spurs vs Heat. We'll need a new thread for that one.

put 'er right in the old breadbasket (Aimless), Sunday, 1 June 2014 03:57 (eleven years ago)

i watched this game at a restaurant with my wife's friend's teenaged son and we fucking owned that fucking restaurant

FUCK THA WORLD SPURS RULE 4EVA

smooth hymnal (m bison), Sunday, 1 June 2014 04:36 (eleven years ago)

boris diaw should have his own holiday. i am basically amazed every time he makes a good basketball play.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 1 June 2014 04:47 (eleven years ago)

He'd definitely start at 4 on my all-flashy-passing NBA team

Rondo
Ginobili
Iguodala
Diaw
M Gasol

tsrobodo, Sunday, 1 June 2014 09:59 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/H7NqXp4.gif

woooooooooo......oooooooooshhhhhhh

moullet, Sunday, 1 June 2014 14:34 (eleven years ago)

(YouTube of the ball movement godz)
― tsrobodo, Saturday, May 31, 2014 10:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No joke this play gave me chills of witnessing team hoop perfection, had to rewind like five times

They also ran a variation with mills diving under the basket and the direction of the last two passes flipped that worked almost as perfectly and I think got Danny green the four point play

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 1 June 2014 17:56 (eleven years ago)

I thought pop almost blew it going with that Diaw & 4 smalls lineup just a few minutes too long and not bringing Timmy back in but it all worked out

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 1 June 2014 17:57 (eleven years ago)

The Boris reclamation project continues to amaze me though I thought for sure he was on his way out of the league when he was trapped on that all time bad bobcats team

z-time champion (agent hibachi), Sunday, 1 June 2014 17:59 (eleven years ago)

Spurs ball movement is almost pinball-like.

What is a HOOSbeast? (Hurting 2), Sunday, 1 June 2014 20:01 (eleven years ago)

Xp He sucked at the end of his suns run too. Was a very frustrating player.

Spottie, Sunday, 1 June 2014 20:02 (eleven years ago)

Pacers gross me out a little tbh. They come off as dudes who spend all their time watching porn.

What is a HOOSbeast? (Hurting 2), Sunday, 1 June 2014 20:03 (eleven years ago)

lol hurting, how did you come to that conclusion

Nhex, Sunday, 1 June 2014 20:15 (eleven years ago)

watching or starring in
http://s11.postimg.org/h9fpcg3zn/dvdcoverlolpacers_copy.jpg

tsrobodo, Sunday, 1 June 2014 21:53 (eleven years ago)

been waiting for this bord to get sexi

lag∞n, Monday, 2 June 2014 06:08 (eleven years ago)


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