NFL 2015, WEEK 10: Ryan Fitzpatrick on Rex Ryan saying he's not handsome: "I have five kids so something's working."

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Buffalo at NY Jets (-3) aka Whose Fans Goon Harder

Detroit at Green Bay (-11.5)
Dallas (-1) at Tampa Bay
Carolina (-5) at Tennessee
Chicago at St. Louis (-8.5) aka The Return of Molly Welker
New Orleans (-2) at Hatcats
Miami at Philly (-6)
Cleveland at Pittsburgh (no odds) aka Do You Appreciate Michael Vick Yet
Jacksonville at Baltimore (-6)
Minnesota at Oakland (no odds)
Kansas City at Denver (-6.5)
Patritos at NY Giants (-7) aka The One Where Simmons Livetweets a Rage-Seizure

Arizona at Seattle (-3)

Texans at Bengals (-11)

i think i got that patritos line wrong but w/e somehow i think they'll survive even if their biannual (approx) kryptonite actually does serve them their first loss of the season

looking at the remaining schedules of the three undefeateds - cincy, NE, carolina - carolina by far has the strongest chance to go 16-0. their toughest remaining competition is...road games against the falcons and giants, i guess? crazy shit. bengals prob lose between 1 and 4 of their remaining games after the texans (cardinales, broncos are def hard, maaaaaybe stillers/rams could be tough) and the pats' injuries mean that giants, broncos and maaaaybe the final bills and jets games are loseable.

http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/bucs/bucs-oc-dirk-koetter-is-not-a-analytics-guy-i-trust-my-eyes/2253532

lol

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Perfection / Overlord Kraken

wtf w these uniforms

it's like christmas

Hurts my eyes

good finish

calm down rex, you'll put yourself in hospital

i thought he only circled the patriots games, lol what a clown

wins a road game to break .500, acts like he clinched the playoffs

http://deadspin.com/stupid-nike-uniforms-wreaking-havoc-on-colorblind-nfl-f-1742272136

lol brutal

they really shdve thought of that, premiere league where color on color matchups are the norm has rules for preventing this sort of thing iirc

since when does the NFL allow both teams non-white uniforms? i thought the rule was, one team has to have white jerseys?

first time i can recall they do it sometimes in the nba now too, the whole alt uniform situation is so out of control

I liked the uniforms, kinda made 'em look like video game characters

Rex: "It's like being dumped by the girl you have the hots for and every now and then they want you back - and they can't have you back"

Jets/Bills playing for a Wildcard spot might be a big game in the last week.

if the jets had won that i would've given them a clear edge for the 2nd wildcard after pittsburgh but idk oakland is playing better than both these teams right now. maybe with tyrod back buffalo will finish strong.

Pittsburgh has a pretty rough schedule and Rofflesburger is going to be out again for a couple weeks, right?

Oaktown's schedule has some pretty tough games.

I think all four of them (Pittsburgh, Raiders, Jets & Bills) are going to come down around 9-7.

football outsidrs give jets big edge

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o wait thats out of date ha

before thurs game they did

the natiom is divided

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lol eastern TN is still stuck with Broncos games because Peyton played for the Vols in the 90s.

And Indianapolis too for similar reasons.

why houston tho

Kubiak fanzone obv

lol big kubiheads down there

maybe its that the whole state except houston is dallas fans and they want to root against the giants, hence the most westward expansion of the red

the natural dividing line w out special interests wld be the mississippi

not sure if eagles are playing well or dolphins are just in complete meltdown

pretty sure saints defense is just that terrible

14-7 hatcats

21-14 washington and still 9:40 left in the second quarter

this is entertaining

Vicious facemask on Manziel.

lol the Browns have 112 yards in pass interference penalties

go for more imo

packers O in freefall

browns/steelers have a combined one yard rushing so far

wow hatcats

shoulda gone to this game at fedex

washington pick-six of drew brees just now

browns with the ball on the Steelers half yard line with a first down...

...don't score

roger goodell is at the pats-giants game

apparently talking to the krafts on the sidelines right now

dolphins eagles game is really one of the most grotesque things i've ever seen

there was just a TD negated because the dolphins had 12 men on the eagles did an illegal shift

mark sanchez just got jordan matthews murdered

https://twitter.com/jeffphowe/status/665991845764186112

washington is so far ahead i flipped to the jags/ravens game which is also pretty grotesque imo

mark sanchez just pegged demarco murray in the back on a wheel route

mark sanchez trips demarco murray on a hand off

sanchez

mark sanchez pick in the end zone

this game needs to be quarantined

oh man, ravens found the most amazing way to lose just now

jags had 20 seconds and no time outs, complete a pass in the middle of the field but are way out of field goal range.. run up to the line of scrimmage and BARELY snap it before the game clock hits 0:00.. so dumervil tackles bortles by his face mask

the 15 yard penalty puts the jags in fg range and they get an untimed down.. harbaugh calls time out to try to ice the guy. nope. jags kick a 53 yarder and win. in baltimore.

wow

this is a........ very bad loss for chip

i need to be delosued after watching that

so washington is only one game back in the nfc east, wtf

browns had 12 penalties - 188 yards

:-0

ahhh packors miss a 2pt conversion to tie that they only had the chance to cause the lions missed two pats and then recover the onside kick im screaming

gonna miss the patriots fist score at this rate

Worst franchise in professional sports. Fire everyone.

last second 52yrd field goal BLOCKED LOL

and switched over just in time for the pats td :)

ok pats don't let that happen again ever

Yikes

lol great block ON YR OWN DUDE

nice one jules

Not a fan of all the NFL camo gear

if edleman was decapitated he wld prob get up and signal first down

Is this the game that kills off the few remaining pats starters?

possible

Too bad we let vereen go...

this drive is bs imo

Chandler Jooooonnnees!

actually its good

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lol

lol is it true peyton has 3 ints in the 1st half

what is simms even talking about

yeah it is, peyton leading the nfl in ints

guh giants converting so many long third downs

omg f this noise

football giants, man. every time

what happened to the n.e. pass rush

at least denver is playing worse today

BS call

on butler? yeah bs

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lol wtf is it about the giants and the patriots

dola!

dying at him getting robbed of a td by his own man

i like how simms and nantz were unsure about this when it was obvious he tripped over his own guy, no giants were anywhere near him

peyton 5-20 35yrds 4int so far LMAO

shaping up as one of the alltime bad qb games

rip pulled from the game

uh i feel bad for peyton at this point, i thought it was funny last week when he threw an int 3 yards short of the nfl record and never got the ball back, but to break it in a game where this happens is pretty terrible imo

eh he had a good run

wldve been funnier if he only passed for two yards and didnt break the record

guuuuh

GRONK

Gronk!

luv u gronky

<3 chandler jones 4eva for 'gronky'

president of the gronk fan club chandler jones

Butler's on the warpath now

he really is, it's delightful

this guy malcolm butler is pretty good

xpost delightful re: chandler jones as #1 gronk fan

yeah i enjoyed his miced up v much

Wow, big throw, big catch

lol @ pats

u guys

Jeez

tommy why

1st n goal from the 1

eli has looked great

fuck this bullshit world

cmon defense pick one off

what the f at that

giants should probably have just kneed it 3x

lmao at the giants passing every down

yeah not getting that at ALL

fuuck

dam gotta catch that collins

disagree its good not to catch that

every giants pats game ever

omg

Amazing

dead

I hate them so much.

why theyre good

evil pats

yessss

tho this is obvs just a prelude to the giants beating the pats in the superbowl again

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is gostowski better than vinatieri?

yes

real mature guys

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feel like as an organ donor u shd have a say in which athletes u want yr stuff used on

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really enjoying seeing Seattle not get the benefit of the call at home for once

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https://www.facebook.com/DenverBroncos/videos/vb.129494626317/10153784414381318/

Broncos in a spot. Only saving grace they got losing Manning is that they are at least 7-2, they got some tough games and I can't see them playing any better than .500 ball rest of the season out.

You know ole' boy is going to have blitzes coming out his pockets to have the Bears drop on the Broncs next week. That isn't even taking in that I would think Cutler would enjoy beating Denver any chance he gets too. They f-in thumped the Rams last week even with some key injuries (no Forte).

Sun 11/22 @ Chicago 1:00 pm ET
Sun 11/29 New England 8:30 pm ET
Sun 12/6 @ San Diego 4:05 pm ET
Sun 12/13 Oakland 4:05 pm ET
Sun 12/20 @ Pittsburgh 4:25 pm ET
Mon 12/28 Cincinnati 8:30 pm ET
Sun 1/3 San Diego 4:25 pm ET

Raiders got a slim shot to win the west, but they need to win out in division. Their non-division games are a bit better. Probably need to go 6-1 to win division.

Sun 11/22 @ Detroit 1:00 pm ET
Sun 11/29 @ Tennessee 1:00 pm ET
Sun 12/6 Kansas City 4:05 pm ET
Sun 12/13 @ Denver 4:05 pm ET
Sun 12/20 Green Bay 4:05 pm ET
Thu 12/24 San Diego 8:25 pm ET
Sun 1/3 @ Kansas City 1:00 pm ET

KC is in a similar boat as the Raiders, maybe a bit easier schedule as their toughest non-conf. game is the Bills. Reid's clubs seem to play good teams tough and then play stupid against weak clubs. Still have to go 6-1 to get to 10-6.

Sun 11/22 @ San Diego 4:05 pm ET
Sun 11/29 Buffalo 1:00 pm ET
Sun 12/6 @ Oakland 4:05 pm ET
Sun 12/13 San Diego 1:00 pm ET
Sun 12/20 @ Baltimore 1:00 pm ET
Sun 12/27 Cleveland 1:00 pm ET
Sun 1/3 Oakland 1:00 pm ET

Denver at 7-2 really needs to go at least 3-4 to win the division. They could probably win it going 2-5, but that would definitely open a window for Oaktown or KC to perhaps catch them.

NE and Cincy have their divisions pretty much won. I'd say even with the East being a bit more competitive, NE still got a much better shot to go undefeated in division and win home field. AFC North division games are always dicey to win as these clubs just seem to play up to each other especially at home. Cincy does get the Ravens and Steelers at home but they got to go to Cleveland. I got to think they are going to lose one of those games.

I'd believe it could end up NE 16-0 and Cincy 15-1. If the Pats lose one, I guess at Miami or Jets might be the game but they usually use the East to towel themselves off.

Colts could probably go as bad as 7-9 and win the division.

Texan's schedule is pretty brutal as their QB play. They can't win more than 2 games I figure.

Mon 11/16 @ Cincinnati 8:30 pm ET
Sun 11/22 NY Jets 1:00 pm ET
Sun 11/29 New Orleans 1:00 pm ET
Sun 12/6 @ Buffalo 1:00 pm ET
Sun 12/13 New England 1:00 pm ET
Sun 12/20 @ Indianapolis 1:00 pm ET
Sun 12/27 @ Tennessee 1:00 pm ET
Sun 1/3 Jacksonville 1:00 pm ET

J-ville looks like the darkshot team to me, especially if they knock off the Colts in a couple weeks. They got to go 5-2 including beating the Colts to win the division. Big step, but I think the two games with the Titans, Chargers and Houston are feasible with a win over INdy and losses to ATL and NO it is not a probable scenerio, but also not out of realm of possibility.

Thu 11/19 Tennessee 8:25 pm ET
Sun 11/29 San Diego 1:00 pm ET
Sun 12/6 @ Tennessee 1:00 pm ET
Sun 12/13 Indianapolis 1:00 pm ET
Sun 12/20 Atlanta 1:00 pm ET
Sun 12/27 @ New Orleans 1:00 pm ET
Sun 1/3 @ Houston 1:00 pm ET

just yesterday i said "what does rob ryan have to do to be fired" and turns out the answer was allow kirk cousins to get a perfect qb rating.

this game seems not great

i don't think tj yates is going to be able to help with that

seems fitting to see tj out there on the day case keenum was made a starting nfl qb

the backup qb class of 2011/2012 is rising like the living dead

anyone know what christian ponder is up to?

Welcome to the Yates Hotel!

fitting end to a nutty weekend of games, possibly the most inexplicable

way to go houston!!! glad i watched the second half of this terrible game

jj watt has been rehearsing this interview for a couple weeks

lol hes kinda a douche huh

delivered his set without even looking at his notebook, what a pro

lol hes kinda a douche huh

― lag∞n, Monday, November 16, 2015 11:30 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah he just crossed the line for me, team is now 4-5 which iirc is not license to be a smug fuck

jj watt is super lame imo

is ray lewis's fedora part of a matching set with his suit? i do not like that.

i mean i don't want to see watt get injured or anything, just for carolina to play a game vs houston where they win by 40 points & cam newton does a td dance in his face & maybe tears down a texans banner?

lol he is comically disingenuous

i feel like this all got started w/hard knocks, like some agent's hand has been up his ass since august

what did he say??

it's not what you say / it's how you say it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq28pCZWL-I&t=2m24s

http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/11/16/9748152/j-j-watt-red-ryder-bb-gun-andy-dalton

embarrassing for everyone involved

oh my god Dalton who the f cares

lol at It's the integrity of this game

Hopefully the league will review the tape and award the Bengals a victory.

either way good to see the Bengals are finally in playoff form

lol dalton came out worse on his "respect the integrity of the game THE KIDS ARE WATCHING" nonsense... he's in the wrong sport shoulda been a pitcher.

two real cool dudes

he's in the wrong sport shoulda been a pitcher.

― I know when that Ott line zings (Spottie), Tuesday, November 17, 2015 11:04 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol seriously

i wonder if andy dalton thinks jj watt was talking about his cock
i think andy dalton thinks jj watt was talking about his cock

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/opinion/article45163665.html

My daughter sensed the change immediately – and started asking questions. Won’t he get in trouble for doing that? Is he trying to make people mad? Do you think he knows he looks like a spoiled brat?

I didn’t have great answers for her, and honestly, in an effort to minimize your negative impact and what was otherwise a really fun day, I redirected her attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.

I could tell she was still thinking about it as we boarded a shuttle back to our car. “I guess he doesn’t have kids or a Mom at home watching the game,” she added.

idk what that woman is doing to her daughter to make her be like that but i think someone ought to look into to

I would like to pen an opinion piece in response:

To the Tennessee mother whose 9-year-old thought Cam Newton looked like a spoiled brat after celebrating a touchdown:

STFU. God.

dab on them folk

I redirected her attention to the cheerleaders

uh okay

ppl who let their children watch this violent brain damage game then get upset at dancing, lol my cousin got extremely huffy on facebook re richard sherman yelling in front of her kids and we fought

haha yeaaaah xp

Because of where we sat, we had a close up view of your conduct in the fourth quarter. The chest puffs. The pelvic thrusts. The arrogant struts and the ‘in your face’ taunting of both the Titans’ players and fans. We saw it all.

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i found waldo's abs

that von miller dance one of the season highlights def

NFL is suspending Raiders' LB Aldon Smith one year for his role in an Aug. 28 incident, per league source.

damn

Arizona's game planning

http://mmqb.si.com/mmqb/2015/11/17/nfl-carson-palmer-arizona-cardinals-inside-game-plan

RIP Doug Flutie's parents

http://www.wcvb.com/news/doug-fluties-parents-die-on-same-day/36526436

fun w/stats! http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/11/19/charlie-batchs-186-yard-two-pick-game-has-espns-best-qbr-ever/

seems legit

lol

lol football stats