Tennessee Titans at Jacksonville Jaguars
Indianapolis Colts at Atlanta FalconsOakland Raiders at Detroit LionsTampa Bay Buccaneers at Philadelphia EaglesNew York Jets at Houston TexansDenver Broncos at Chicago BearsWashington Mirelurks at Carolina PanthersDallas Cowboys at Miami DolphinsSt. Louis Rams at Baltimore Ravens
Kansas City Chiefs at San Diego ChargersGreen Bay Packers at Minnesota VikingsSan Francisco 49ers at Seattle Seahawks
Cincinnati Bengals at Arizona Cardinals
Buffalo Bills at New England Patriots
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 19 November 2015 23:54 (nine years ago)
not that anyone would've cared particularly if this thread didn't start till tomorrow...
or until 4pm sunday maybe. 1pm games are p gross but pack/vikes and bengals/cards are worth waiting all day for sunday late afternoon/evening
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 19 November 2015 23:58 (nine years ago)
They're doing the weird unis thing again this week, but I'm kind of into these alternate Jags jerseys. Not the whole same-color jerseys/pants combo, but the jerseys would look tight as hell with black or white pants. Plus, there'd be one less turquoise team in the league.
(No comment on the game. I only saw the last 2 minutes before halftime.)
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 20 November 2015 02:55 (nine years ago)
jax 1st and goal on the 5, runs middle 3 times like it's 1994.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 20 November 2015 03:17 (nine years ago)
allen robinson is having a great game
― call all destroyer, Friday, 20 November 2015 03:55 (nine years ago)
1) - those unis looked bad enough for the jags but the titans looked like they were at a sleepover2) - the titans have a tight end named SUPERNAW3) - that two minute drill by tennessee at the end of the game was the least enthusiastic potential game winning drive ever; they had every chance to get back in the standings and they couldn't even line up reasonably quickly4) - neither of these teams deserve to be anywhere near the playoffs
― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2015 07:22 (nine years ago)
pack/vikes and bengals/cards kinda ARE the only shows this weekend huh
― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2015 07:36 (nine years ago)
I'd like to watch the Bears and Broncos game, but it's not on around here. Might have been different if it was Manning playing QB.
Got to think either way that Fox and Cutler both would like to win that game. I would not be surprised if Fox pulls out some crazy blitzes this week.
― earlnash, Friday, 20 November 2015 14:02 (nine years ago)
um
Why do receivers instinctively pop up, gyrate and make the first down sign after taking a big (or little) hit? They’re communicating in the language of hunters, “I ain’t scared!” Cam Newton broke tackles, twisted, stretched and bulldozed his way into the end zone on Sunday. He leaped to his feet and let the Titans know the jungle doesn’t scare him. Do your thang, Cam, but remember no one survives in the jungle forever. Tarzan is fiction. You “dab” a finger, an arm and a leg often enough at a bear, lion and tiger and you’ll eventually lose some body parts. Ask RG3.
Cam Newton broke tackles, twisted, stretched and bulldozed his way into the end zone on Sunday. He leaped to his feet and let the Titans know the jungle doesn’t scare him.
Do your thang, Cam, but remember no one survives in the jungle forever. Tarzan is fiction. You “dab” a finger, an arm and a leg often enough at a bear, lion and tiger and you’ll eventually lose some body parts. Ask RG3.
― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2015 17:48 (nine years ago)
don't link to whitlock
― call all destroyer, Friday, 20 November 2015 18:29 (nine years ago)
yeah, my bad. sorry.
― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2015 18:53 (nine years ago)
Kaepernick - torn labrum, out for season. nice knowing you.
― brimstead, Saturday, 21 November 2015 21:12 (nine years ago)
oh hey welcome back desean jackson
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 22 November 2015 18:21 (nine years ago)
kap gotta be done w the niners, seems like a good reclamation project for a more functional teamtho
― lag∞n, Sunday, 22 November 2015 19:08 (nine years ago)
the eagles are a very bad team
― Mordy, Sunday, 22 November 2015 19:31 (nine years ago)
that is a weird game. car vs was also. both those games are defensive grinds on paper but combined 12 1st half tds.
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 22 November 2015 19:35 (nine years ago)
LOLmo
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 November 2015 19:50 (nine years ago)
that was real dumb
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 22 November 2015 19:51 (nine years ago)
Two picks for Carrie Underwood's ex, both of them while under pressure and neither of which needed to be forced.
WELCOME BACK TONE
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 November 2015 19:52 (nine years ago)
the first one to Grimes wasn't as funny but it was typical Romo
yeah i know he's terrible right
― yes wave (rip van wanko), Sunday, 22 November 2015 20:24 (nine years ago)
wtf is Landry doing on that kick return?
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 November 2015 20:25 (nine years ago)
now I've seen it all. our punter got whistled for a personal foul for unnecessary roughness.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 November 2015 20:29 (nine years ago)
Whoa, post-game announcement from the Ravens that Flacco tore his ACL and is done for the year.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 22 November 2015 21:38 (nine years ago)
rip joe flac
― lag∞n, Sunday, 22 November 2015 22:11 (nine years ago)
how long has it been since baltimore finished w/ a genuinely bad record? curious to see what newsome can do w/ good draft position
― balls, Sunday, 22 November 2015 22:25 (nine years ago)
07 was the last time they had a sub 500 record (5-11)
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 November 2015 22:40 (nine years ago)
ah right, billick's last season
― balls, Sunday, 22 November 2015 23:37 (nine years ago)
they've had three losing seasons this century, which is more than i thought but still not bad. steelers have only had one losing season this century, pats have only had one* (2000), broncos have only had one, packers have had two.
― balls, Sunday, 22 November 2015 23:43 (nine years ago)
Lol I remember the Patriots' s one well cos Miami had to beat them in week 17 to win the AFC East.
Broncos I didn't realize.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 23 November 2015 00:38 (nine years ago)
I kinda picture the Colts comeback against the Falcons in the second half being like the movie "Stripes" with Matt Hasselback as Sgt. Hulka.
"I'm getting too old for this shit."
Next week's Bucs and Colts matchup is actually a playoff tussle with the Bucs 5-5 and just outside the Wild Card in the NFC.
― earlnash, Monday, 23 November 2015 01:29 (nine years ago)
P sure Carson forgot what year it was on that throw
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 23 November 2015 01:38 (nine years ago)
i like how this season only a few teams are hoarding all the wins then there are million others playing .500 fighting for playoffs spots its good imo
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 02:48 (nine years ago)
i agree, looking over the schedule there were a lot of unappealing looking games but many of them were teams in similar situations jockeying for the playoffs. it's interesting now but in the end there's going to be two or three pretty bad teams wildcard weekend.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:16 (nine years ago)
noticed i had some kind of rooting interest in nearly every game because of this, although the teams i was pulling for lost except for like 2 games so hoping cards press on here, and of course that by tomorrow that shit is behind me
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:20 (nine years ago)
cards seem better
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:29 (nine years ago)
intersting that the early line for carolina/dallas on thxgiving in EVEN
― johnny crunch, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:29 (nine years ago)
is not in
bookies loving romo i guess
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:40 (nine years ago)
that does seem insane tho
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:41 (nine years ago)
there is still no respect for the panthers. they have been pretty good for a few years now but i guess it is weird to think of them as a really good team. their good players are not showy is probably another element, it is a pretty headline unfriendly team in that regard outside of cam. and then there is cam himself of course.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:41 (nine years ago)
teams that just grind get no love, panthers are maybe the best grinding team since like the mcnair titans
― call all destroyer, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:45 (nine years ago)
imo we dont really need to different between the shotgun and the pistol
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:45 (nine years ago)
I'm into this Panthers team. I'd love to see a Super Bowl 50 with a couple small market teams, though I'm still not convinced the Bengals can seal the deal.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 23 November 2015 03:49 (nine years ago)
i'm gonna sic some running backs on you for saying that xp
― call all destroyer, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:49 (nine years ago)
i want the pats and panthers to go undefeated and meet in the sbowl and the 72 dolphins to suicide themselves at halftime during an aerosmith/bieber duet
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:58 (nine years ago)
^ lol yes this!
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 23 November 2015 04:01 (nine years ago)
serve them poisoned champagne
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 04:08 (nine years ago)
great clock management marv
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 23 November 2015 04:37 (nine years ago)
why did the bengals run that play on 3rd and 2? you can't run and pick up 2 yds and another set of downs?
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 23 November 2015 04:37 (nine years ago)
they got into FG range and had the game and clock under control and swung for the fence 2 out of 3 plays.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 23 November 2015 04:39 (nine years ago)
terriblewhat were they thinking leaving the cards this much time(definitely rooting for super cardinals here)
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 23 November 2015 04:42 (nine years ago)
that was a pretty insane drive
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 04:43 (nine years ago)
but yeah def left too much time
wau @ that penalty
― the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 23 November 2015 04:45 (nine years ago)
its p funny how that worked
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 04:46 (nine years ago)
always good too see bad coaching punished. altho arians was lucky to get a chance to redeem himself after the lame 3 and out before.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 23 November 2015 04:50 (nine years ago)
least convincing 7.5 minute scoring drive ever
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 01:48 (nine years ago)
uhhhh this bills rush
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:05 (nine years ago)
brady gotta be mega pissed off right now
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:38 (nine years ago)
he slammed his helmet down quasi hard not hard enough so it didnt stay on the helmet rack
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:42 (nine years ago)
cmon defense somebody pick one off
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:47 (nine years ago)
What a game....
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:51 (nine years ago)
well the ne wr corps might be in pieces but they are making plays when they get chance
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:54 (nine years ago)
lafell's hands are way better than his reputation would suggest
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:55 (nine years ago)
He was just rusty his first game back
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:56 (nine years ago)
game
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:58 (nine years ago)
beautiful
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:59 (nine years ago)
lol
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:59 (nine years ago)
if they had gone into the half tied rex would have acted like he won the super bowl
Heads up play by white breaking that tackle
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:00 (nine years ago)
wtf at this
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:18 (nine years ago)
what the hell!
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:18 (nine years ago)
penalty flag on the officials
dola should have run it in
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:19 (nine years ago)
this is like that tv commercial with the officials. unbelievable.
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:19 (nine years ago)
Good job refs
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:19 (nine years ago)
Bullshit
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:20 (nine years ago)
grade A making it up as you go along guys
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:20 (nine years ago)
lol @ belichick telling the fans to settle down
wtf at these refs seriously
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:21 (nine years ago)
Must all be 0art of Goodell's secret plan
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:21 (nine years ago)
cost them 20 yards at least
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:21 (nine years ago)
*part
get the fuck out of there, rex
fucking rex! send him to the stands
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:21 (nine years ago)
whistle def happened w ball in the air
refs physically help up brady more than any nfl player in history
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:23 (nine years ago)
Ugh
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:24 (nine years ago)
uh yeah "helping" him by robbing him of a td
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:27 (nine years ago)
i mean they def tried to make up for it and lol w that penalty on rex but the patriots got robbed dont get it twisted
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:28 (nine years ago)
bills td call also a lil sketchy there, change ruling to TD to review it and then rule that the call stands not confirmed. smh. not really material but still.
gronk got cold hands tonite
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:37 (nine years ago)
bills PI offense not quite working out
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:41 (nine years ago)
<3 chandler jones
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:42 (nine years ago)
maybe time to give up some edge on kick returns so that 1 of the 2 healthy wrs doesn't die.
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:44 (nine years ago)
Srsly
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:44 (nine years ago)
put freeney back there, if he gets hurt that might help
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:45 (nine years ago)
correct about the bills td, if they had called down on the 1 onfield and it was challenged that call would have stood.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:49 (nine years ago)
Amendola's practically carrying this team
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:51 (nine years ago)
there is a ton of room to run after the catch against these defenses
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:51 (nine years ago)
get out rex
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:52 (nine years ago)
have these guys ever officiated a football game
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:53 (nine years ago)
rex is going to show the safety that play over and over, clockwork orange style
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:55 (nine years ago)
http://gif.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/TOM-BRADY-FUCK-YOU-BITCHES.gif
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:55 (nine years ago)
omg amendola
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:01 (nine years ago)
oh no amendola is out nooooo
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:01 (nine years ago)
dang how is #61 still in the game
I don't even know
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:04 (nine years ago)
man i hope amendola is ok
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:04 (nine years ago)
pays offense just their practice squad plus brady n gronk
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:06 (nine years ago)
every brady long ball has looked like a pick waiting to happen
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:20 (nine years ago)
i hate this game
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:23 (nine years ago)
tommy gettin rung up
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:33 (nine years ago)
can the pats get a second bye week or something
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:39 (nine years ago)
i support this concept
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:43 (nine years ago)
it really bothers me that steve young, trent dilfer, and ray lewis are referred to as "the fellas"
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:51 (nine years ago)
yeah that was not a first down but thanks for the free timeout you assholes
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:52 (nine years ago)
that was maybe the worst spot i've ever seen
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:55 (nine years ago)
and that's a catch. these guys can't get anything right.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:58 (nine years ago)
lol they really can't, it has been a bravura showing by the zebras
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:59 (nine years ago)
not a lot of confidence shown by the refs tonight
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 05:07 (nine years ago)
they seemed confused by the rules of football, yes
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 05:09 (nine years ago)
Grinder should go to the fans for sticking with it
― the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 05:17 (nine years ago)
they should give grinder to the replay official one of these days
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 05:21 (nine years ago)
jim bob cooter
― mookieproof, Thursday, 26 November 2015 19:00 (nine years ago)
God this Big Sean is a really limp-dicked version of Meek's "Dreamchasers "
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 26 November 2015 19:12 (nine years ago)
RIP chip
― k3vin k., Thursday, 26 November 2015 19:53 (nine years ago)
If Chip is fired in Philly, he'll quickly be snapped up by an NCAA school or, if he prefers, become an offensive coordinator elsewhere in the NFL.
― Aimless, Thursday, 26 November 2015 20:13 (nine years ago)
lol this line is insane
http://i.imgur.com/pGN8eDU.png
― lag∞n, Thursday, 26 November 2015 20:54 (nine years ago)
saw it was -2 dallas yesterday iirc
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 26 November 2015 21:10 (nine years ago)
lol romo
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 26 November 2015 21:33 (nine years ago)
home just in time to see romoception pick six <3
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Thursday, 26 November 2015 21:34 (nine years ago)
well that didn't take long did it
― yes wave (rip van wanko), Thursday, 26 November 2015 21:35 (nine years ago)
panthers have the best twitter in the league imo
https://twitter.com/Panthers/status/669946271373926401
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Thursday, 26 November 2015 21:35 (nine years ago)
HAAAAAAAAAAH
― lag∞n, Thursday, 26 November 2015 22:41 (nine years ago)
thankful 4 romo
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 November 2015 22:41 (nine years ago)
#grateful
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Thursday, 26 November 2015 22:41 (nine years ago)
<3 romo
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 26 November 2015 22:41 (nine years ago)
omfg
― lag∞n, Thursday, 26 November 2015 22:44 (nine years ago)
simms romo apologetics throughout all of this are making it even better
― lag∞n, Thursday, 26 November 2015 22:46 (nine years ago)
none of the teams on the rest of carolina's schedule is playing well right now. they really could 16-0.
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 November 2015 23:01 (nine years ago)
praying so hard for an undefeated superbowl matchup
― lag∞n, Thursday, 26 November 2015 23:01 (nine years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/GjTR1.jpg
― mookieproof, Thursday, 26 November 2015 23:02 (nine years ago)
praying for pats to still have 45 healthy players by the time the playoffs come round
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 November 2015 23:04 (nine years ago)
somehow weird that it is only halftime. plenty of time for more pick 6s
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 November 2015 23:05 (nine years ago)
halftime show should be cole beasley doing a spin doctors medley
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 November 2015 23:09 (nine years ago)
shake it for my squirrels
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 26 November 2015 23:12 (nine years ago)
country squirrel
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 November 2015 23:14 (nine years ago)
killer cam
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 26 November 2015 23:51 (nine years ago)
that celebration, cam has moves. also v much enjoying the cowboys trouncing. this is usually the football game i watch for the yr and it is always nice to see the boys lose
― INTOXICATING LIQUORS (art), Thursday, 26 November 2015 23:54 (nine years ago)
my understanding of the promos of this game is that brett favre is in star wars
― johnny crunch, Friday, 27 November 2015 01:19 (nine years ago)
if we get an undefeated superbowl matchup i'm going to feel so bad about rooting against carolina
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUx1gbpUAAApalv.jpg
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, 27 November 2015 04:07 (nine years ago)
yeah that's gonna be hard. one the one hand i'm a falcons fan and fuck the panthers, on the other hand i'm having a hard time grasping the hilarity of the pats having gone undefeated twice only to lose in the super bowl
― balls, Friday, 27 November 2015 04:15 (nine years ago)
<3 jay cutler looking disgusted w turkey + postgame interview
anyway happy thanksgiving ilnfl
http://i.imgur.com/E72WoUd.gif
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, 27 November 2015 04:57 (nine years ago)
I'm already seeing Cowboys fan talk that they should talk to Cleveland and try to get Manziel. I really want this to happen. I'm sure ESPN will have 24x7x365 coverage on the issue.
― earlnash, Friday, 27 November 2015 15:48 (nine years ago)
lol i have also seen 'who care about tmz bs??? HE CAN PLAY THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS!' manziel truthers, dude really was the second coming of tim tebow
― balls, Sunday, 29 November 2015 17:58 (nine years ago)
i watch buffalo bills three weeks running ~_~
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 November 2015 18:27 (nine years ago)
i want to root for them but their coach is hitlor
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 November 2015 18:30 (nine years ago)
bortles throws the ball from fully 3 yards beyond the LOS, stupidest play i have seen in a while.
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 29 November 2015 19:06 (nine years ago)
― lag∞n, Sunday, November 29, 2015 1:30 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
idgi when people hate on rex for non-football reasons. imo we need more loudmouth lunatics rather than people who treat this hideous game like a noble pursuit
― metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 29 November 2015 19:11 (nine years ago)
dolphins 0-17 and counting on third down vs the jets this year
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 29 November 2015 19:11 (nine years ago)
sammy watkins going nuts
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 November 2015 19:16 (nine years ago)
metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes)Posted: November 29, 2015 at 12:11:17 PM
hes just repulsive to behold
Miami's backup center can't snap for shit. They're all hitting knee level or lower
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 29 November 2015 19:18 (nine years ago)
really don't understand how suh has been that ineffectual for them, even with the jets' line strong as it is he should be able to sack the shit out of fitz at least once
― metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 29 November 2015 19:40 (nine years ago)
Idk I think he's been fine, just hasn't racked up a sack.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 29 November 2015 19:42 (nine years ago)
lag∞nPosted: November 29, 2015 at 12:16:07 PMsammy watkins going nuts
158 yds 2td 1st half
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 November 2015 19:49 (nine years ago)
Aight peace out Fins game
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 29 November 2015 20:07 (nine years ago)
how the hell is what cromartie just did not a pick lol
― metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 29 November 2015 20:18 (nine years ago)
ftr rex is a narcissistic baby who is bad at his job, and i like people who are good at things.
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 29 November 2015 20:23 (nine years ago)
i like ppl that r bad at things but rex so gross hes like a grosser chris christie
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 November 2015 20:30 (nine years ago)
lol such intense hate! which, y'all being pats fans, is totally fine
― metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 29 November 2015 20:56 (nine years ago)
in other news, that based ivory run was beautiful
― metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 29 November 2015 20:57 (nine years ago)
rex ryan is actually very gross this is true observable reality
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 November 2015 21:16 (nine years ago)
he also missed making a key challenge on 3rd down then challenged the spot on 4th down and lost and the game was over lol
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 November 2015 21:18 (nine years ago)
lol steelers snap the ball faster after you break out yr trick play formation
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 November 2015 22:02 (nine years ago)
It seems pretty obvious that Matt Hasselbeck can still play some QB. Kind of surprising that some of the clubs with the total black hole at QB let this guy just be a backup for the past couple years.
― earlnash, Sunday, 29 November 2015 22:02 (nine years ago)
Xpost lol that was hilarious
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 29 November 2015 22:03 (nine years ago)
the officiating crew in the niners game straight up lost track of the downs earlier.
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 29 November 2015 22:15 (nine years ago)
way back in the day i thought rex was being smart by making crazy statements, taking the heat off his team by drawing media attention to himself
but actually it's just that he's a blowhard bro who doesn't seem very good at being a head coach. and lol at how belichick is rex's great white whale when belichick is all like 'whatever, he's just some guy we beat twice a year'
― mookieproof, Sunday, 29 November 2015 22:31 (nine years ago)
rexs thirst for belichick is extremely hilarious
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 November 2015 22:33 (nine years ago)
how he cant conceal it at all
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 November 2015 22:34 (nine years ago)
he's obsessed, it's actually unhealthy.
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 29 November 2015 22:37 (nine years ago)
uh does it make sense to go for two up two doesnt seem like it
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 November 2015 22:49 (nine years ago)
phil simms doesnt understand the intentional grounding rule even after the refs explain
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 November 2015 22:53 (nine years ago)
weird that he didn't get it even after they talked about it
― metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 29 November 2015 23:14 (nine years ago)
washington is now in first place in the nfc east with a record of 5-6hail?
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 29 November 2015 23:31 (nine years ago)
very strongly rooting for a losing team in the playoffs
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 November 2015 23:33 (nine years ago)
i'm just rooting for the football giants not to go to the playoffs so there's no way the pats play them again
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 00:10 (nine years ago)
i kind of want the pats to go undefeated and play them i will regret saying this
― lag∞n, Monday, 30 November 2015 00:11 (nine years ago)
need vengeance
― lag∞n, Monday, 30 November 2015 00:14 (nine years ago)
https://twitter.com/NFLFrance/status/671118989377085442
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 00:15 (nine years ago)
yeah i heard that the pats were rooting for giants to win that title game vs san fran in 2011 for this reason and uh..
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 00:17 (nine years ago)
Jimmy graham carted off w knee injury
― Spottie, Monday, 30 November 2015 00:29 (nine years ago)
good god the steelers coverage sucks
― metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes), Monday, 30 November 2015 00:44 (nine years ago)
jeez look at that pathetic tackling
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 01:37 (nine years ago)
lol @ Eli Man Penguin Boy
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--pOBceDLW--/c_fit,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/ysb3tkpjwddnaes72gqg.gif
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 30 November 2015 01:45 (nine years ago)
wow wolfe fucked up that double team for the sack, v nice
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 02:04 (nine years ago)
jimmy graham done for season
― call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 02:06 (nine years ago)
not sure how the seahawks will replace his slightly above average production
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 02:10 (nine years ago)
talib is a lil over pumped for this one, i think rex has gotten to him
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 02:15 (nine years ago)
yeahhhhh defense
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 02:19 (nine years ago)
Brady looks like he's fishing for an INT
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Monday, 30 November 2015 03:13 (nine years ago)
yeah he throws one of those every game seems like. had to keep trying since they didn't pick off the first?
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 03:15 (nine years ago)
pats logo peeling off malcom brown's helmet
never seen that before
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 03:19 (nine years ago)
NE has apparently decided 14 points is enough. offensive gameplan seems to be to run the clock down at this point.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 03:29 (nine years ago)
that was a great punt
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 03:33 (nine years ago)
I guess the plan is working
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Monday, 30 November 2015 03:47 (nine years ago)
gotta say, i did not think that brandon bolden, receiver, would be the key to this game
― call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 03:48 (nine years ago)
i guess it is a bad conditions kind of approach, not trying to force anything with the lead and the defense is giving them the luxury of choosing their moments
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 03:50 (nine years ago)
denver 3 of 3 on fumble recoveries. getting all the marginal calls too.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:06 (nine years ago)
guys might want to cover cj anderson
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:11 (nine years ago)
It's kinda wild how many yards Rofflesburger has put up in the past couple years. It's weird to think about the Steelers being this totally pass happy club, they go air now, no riding the bus now.
― earlnash, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:15 (nine years ago)
seriously...
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:19 (nine years ago)
what a joke of a call
― call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:20 (nine years ago)
that is a ridiculous call there
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:21 (nine years ago)
just keep hitting osweiler i guess
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:22 (nine years ago)
collinsworth going full phil simms narrating the obvious garbage call in detail as if it made any sense.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:22 (nine years ago)
he's such a useless equivocator
― call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:23 (nine years ago)
ouch
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:24 (nine years ago)
uh oh better flag gronk for catching a pass
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:27 (nine years ago)
of course
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:27 (nine years ago)
oh nonooooooo
charley horse right?
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:29 (nine years ago)
that doesn't look good
― call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:30 (nine years ago)
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:34 (nine years ago)
SIGH
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:38 (nine years ago)
what the f
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:41 (nine years ago)
ok we can just let denver win it's fine
― call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:41 (nine years ago)
yessss
― Evan Rando (rip van wanko), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:41 (nine years ago)
ok brady you have.. about a minute.. no receivers.. uh..
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:42 (nine years ago)
what the heck happened to the clock there
― call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:47 (nine years ago)
game truly being stolen from the pats this is objectively hilarious
― J0rdan S., Monday, 30 November 2015 04:47 (nine years ago)
do not want any more of this game
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:48 (nine years ago)
that's a good kick
― J0rdan S., Monday, 30 November 2015 04:49 (nine years ago)
fuck it, i want collinsworth to have to call new england winning this game
― call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:49 (nine years ago)
Gostkowski refuses to put us out of our mosery
― the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:50 (nine years ago)
A rick moser pun
― the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:52 (nine years ago)
ugh totally forgot hightower got hurt too. didn't seem too serious since i guess he's been siting around on the sideline but still
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:57 (nine years ago)
about that tackling cj anderson thing
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:58 (nine years ago)
man the old-school kubiak stretch plays really killed them tonight
― call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:58 (nine years ago)
i guess without collins and high on the field that makes sense
― call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:59 (nine years ago)
that was a running back performance for the ages
― Evan Rando (rip van wanko), Monday, 30 November 2015 05:01 (nine years ago)
am i wrong or would the broncos have had zero chance to win that game with peyton at qb
― J0rdan S., Monday, 30 November 2015 05:02 (nine years ago)
peyton wouldn't have been able to throw the ball more than 6 yards past the line of scrimmage
― J0rdan S., Monday, 30 November 2015 05:03 (nine years ago)
xp it was.....narrowly on top for the best rb performance this week?
― call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 05:03 (nine years ago)
― J0rdan S., Monday, November 30, 2015 12:02 AM (52 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
not wrong at all, osweiler is looking like a decent system guy
― call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 05:04 (nine years ago)
Lol @ brock's "60 minute game" comment
― the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 30 November 2015 05:06 (nine years ago)
rumors in twitteronia so far that gronk's injury is not that bad
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 05:13 (nine years ago)
he seemed okay and like he had panicked a bit even as he was getting onto the cart
― J0rdan S., Monday, 30 November 2015 05:14 (nine years ago)
def possible it was just a nasty knee whack w/ no structural damage.
― call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 05:15 (nine years ago)
schefter tweeted that his source says doesn't seem to be serious
maybe he did panic b/c it was the same knee he tore the acl a couple years ago
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 05:17 (nine years ago)
seemed confused that cart was not a party ship
― the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 30 November 2015 05:18 (nine years ago)
congrats to the refs great win
― lag∞n, Monday, 30 November 2015 05:18 (nine years ago)
yah good win...REFS!
― the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 30 November 2015 05:19 (nine years ago)
its gonna be fun to watch the Broncos get smoked in the 1st round cuz they stuck with Peyton
― frogbs, Monday, 30 November 2015 05:33 (nine years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVFzJQ3UAAAUkBA.jpg
sure, why not
― mookieproof, Monday, 30 November 2015 21:46 (nine years ago)
hey another reason to watch football on tv which is a much better product anyway
― Spottie, Monday, 30 November 2015 21:55 (nine years ago)
thread idea: stupid, evil or both? could be a game show idea even.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 21:56 (nine years ago)
i've felt this season more than ever that it's inevitable that we will see someone die on the field from a catastrophic injury but this idea might hasten the process
― Mordy, Monday, 30 November 2015 22:03 (nine years ago)
aw yes, when the inevitable suicide bomber attacks the stadium, a buncha cowboys with .45s are gonna make it stop with their slick shootin'
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 01:17 (nine years ago)
(not really inevitable, meant to add air quotes)
Cleveland putting on a clinic in missing tackles
― frogbs, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 02:58 (nine years ago)
whut
https://twitter.com/Browns/status/671523498691395584
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 04:38 (nine years ago)
omg
that was amazing
you guys, the browns
that my friends is a Cleveland Browns ending for the ages
― frogbs, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 04:55 (nine years ago)
I hate this team so much.
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 06:00 (nine years ago)
https://twitter.com/Sobe_homie/status/671550624069230592
― Spottie, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 06:28 (nine years ago)
http://www.wsj.com/articles/meet-the-nfls-best-method-actor-1449002579
The rotating cast of characters Norman adopts each week also includes William Wallace from “Braveheart.” But none of those acts is more involved than his turn as Batman. He decided to embody the Dark Knight before a night game against the Indianapolis Colts after comparing a rainy Charlotte night to Gotham City. Norman said he had to “save a couple of people.” The Panthers won in overtime. “It was dark. It was rainy. It was misty. You had to come out of there and hit, fly around. You got a couple of bad guys out there you’re defending,” Norman told reporters.
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 03:50 (nine years ago)
lol whatever works
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 03:52 (nine years ago)
what an awesome nerd
― Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 03:53 (nine years ago)
pretty entertaining article on the Browns' latest loss
http://sportsworld.nbcsports.com/cleveland-browns-lose-ravens-blocked-field-goal/
Actually, we want to start at 56 seconds; that’s when Baltimore’s Matt Schaub made the first colossal blunder. He’s so good at making colossal blunders that I’m mildly surprised he is not currently the Cleveland Browns’ quarterback.
― frogbs, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 14:26 (nine years ago)
Colts coach Chuck Pagano admitted Monday that Frank Gore is "beat to crap."
― Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 15:06 (nine years ago)
GORE - Questionable (Beat to Crap)
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 15:10 (nine years ago)
somebody start a week 13 thread ffs
― Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 21:56 (nine years ago)
could just go back to the week 8 thread for old time's sake
― Brad C., Wednesday, 2 December 2015 21:58 (nine years ago)
Your favorite team is 6 and 5 - Week 13 NFL 2015 / 2016
― Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 22:03 (nine years ago)
bump for thread title
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 27 October 2016 16:01 (eight years ago)
Its still a cruddy game in a down NFL season.
― earlnash, Thursday, 27 October 2016 17:39 (eight years ago)