Tennessee Titans at Jacksonville Jaguars
Indianapolis Colts at Atlanta FalconsOakland Raiders at Detroit LionsTampa Bay Buccaneers at Philadelphia EaglesNew York Jets at Houston TexansDenver Broncos at Chicago BearsWashington Mirelurks at Carolina PanthersDallas Cowboys at Miami DolphinsSt. Louis Rams at Baltimore Ravens
Kansas City Chiefs at San Diego ChargersGreen Bay Packers at Minnesota VikingsSan Francisco 49ers at Seattle Seahawks
Cincinnati Bengals at Arizona Cardinals
Buffalo Bills at New England Patriots
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 19 November 2015 23:54 (nine years ago) link
not that anyone would've cared particularly if this thread didn't start till tomorrow...
or until 4pm sunday maybe. 1pm games are p gross but pack/vikes and bengals/cards are worth waiting all day for sunday late afternoon/evening
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 19 November 2015 23:58 (nine years ago) link
They're doing the weird unis thing again this week, but I'm kind of into these alternate Jags jerseys. Not the whole same-color jerseys/pants combo, but the jerseys would look tight as hell with black or white pants. Plus, there'd be one less turquoise team in the league.
(No comment on the game. I only saw the last 2 minutes before halftime.)
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 20 November 2015 02:55 (nine years ago) link
jax 1st and goal on the 5, runs middle 3 times like it's 1994.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 20 November 2015 03:17 (nine years ago) link
allen robinson is having a great game
― call all destroyer, Friday, 20 November 2015 03:55 (nine years ago) link
1) - those unis looked bad enough for the jags but the titans looked like they were at a sleepover2) - the titans have a tight end named SUPERNAW3) - that two minute drill by tennessee at the end of the game was the least enthusiastic potential game winning drive ever; they had every chance to get back in the standings and they couldn't even line up reasonably quickly4) - neither of these teams deserve to be anywhere near the playoffs
― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2015 07:22 (nine years ago) link
pack/vikes and bengals/cards kinda ARE the only shows this weekend huh
― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2015 07:36 (nine years ago) link
I'd like to watch the Bears and Broncos game, but it's not on around here. Might have been different if it was Manning playing QB.
Got to think either way that Fox and Cutler both would like to win that game. I would not be surprised if Fox pulls out some crazy blitzes this week.
― earlnash, Friday, 20 November 2015 14:02 (nine years ago) link
um
Why do receivers instinctively pop up, gyrate and make the first down sign after taking a big (or little) hit? They’re communicating in the language of hunters, “I ain’t scared!” Cam Newton broke tackles, twisted, stretched and bulldozed his way into the end zone on Sunday. He leaped to his feet and let the Titans know the jungle doesn’t scare him. Do your thang, Cam, but remember no one survives in the jungle forever. Tarzan is fiction. You “dab” a finger, an arm and a leg often enough at a bear, lion and tiger and you’ll eventually lose some body parts. Ask RG3.
Cam Newton broke tackles, twisted, stretched and bulldozed his way into the end zone on Sunday. He leaped to his feet and let the Titans know the jungle doesn’t scare him.
Do your thang, Cam, but remember no one survives in the jungle forever. Tarzan is fiction. You “dab” a finger, an arm and a leg often enough at a bear, lion and tiger and you’ll eventually lose some body parts. Ask RG3.
― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2015 17:48 (nine years ago) link
don't link to whitlock
― call all destroyer, Friday, 20 November 2015 18:29 (nine years ago) link
yeah, my bad. sorry.
― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 November 2015 18:53 (nine years ago) link
Kaepernick - torn labrum, out for season. nice knowing you.
― brimstead, Saturday, 21 November 2015 21:12 (nine years ago) link
oh hey welcome back desean jackson
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 22 November 2015 18:21 (nine years ago) link
kap gotta be done w the niners, seems like a good reclamation project for a more functional teamtho
― lag∞n, Sunday, 22 November 2015 19:08 (nine years ago) link
the eagles are a very bad team
― Mordy, Sunday, 22 November 2015 19:31 (nine years ago) link
that is a weird game. car vs was also. both those games are defensive grinds on paper but combined 12 1st half tds.
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 22 November 2015 19:35 (nine years ago) link
LOLmo
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 November 2015 19:50 (nine years ago) link
that was real dumb
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 22 November 2015 19:51 (nine years ago) link
Two picks for Carrie Underwood's ex, both of them while under pressure and neither of which needed to be forced.
WELCOME BACK TONE
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 November 2015 19:52 (nine years ago) link
the first one to Grimes wasn't as funny but it was typical Romo
yeah i know he's terrible right
― yes wave (rip van wanko), Sunday, 22 November 2015 20:24 (nine years ago) link
wtf is Landry doing on that kick return?
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 November 2015 20:25 (nine years ago) link
now I've seen it all. our punter got whistled for a personal foul for unnecessary roughness.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 November 2015 20:29 (nine years ago) link
Whoa, post-game announcement from the Ravens that Flacco tore his ACL and is done for the year.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 22 November 2015 21:38 (nine years ago) link
rip joe flac
― lag∞n, Sunday, 22 November 2015 22:11 (nine years ago) link
how long has it been since baltimore finished w/ a genuinely bad record? curious to see what newsome can do w/ good draft position
― balls, Sunday, 22 November 2015 22:25 (nine years ago) link
07 was the last time they had a sub 500 record (5-11)
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 November 2015 22:40 (nine years ago) link
ah right, billick's last season
― balls, Sunday, 22 November 2015 23:37 (nine years ago) link
they've had three losing seasons this century, which is more than i thought but still not bad. steelers have only had one losing season this century, pats have only had one* (2000), broncos have only had one, packers have had two.
― balls, Sunday, 22 November 2015 23:43 (nine years ago) link
Lol I remember the Patriots' s one well cos Miami had to beat them in week 17 to win the AFC East.
Broncos I didn't realize.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 23 November 2015 00:38 (nine years ago) link
I kinda picture the Colts comeback against the Falcons in the second half being like the movie "Stripes" with Matt Hasselback as Sgt. Hulka.
"I'm getting too old for this shit."
Next week's Bucs and Colts matchup is actually a playoff tussle with the Bucs 5-5 and just outside the Wild Card in the NFC.
― earlnash, Monday, 23 November 2015 01:29 (nine years ago) link
P sure Carson forgot what year it was on that throw
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 23 November 2015 01:38 (nine years ago) link
i like how this season only a few teams are hoarding all the wins then there are million others playing .500 fighting for playoffs spots its good imo
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 02:48 (nine years ago) link
i agree, looking over the schedule there were a lot of unappealing looking games but many of them were teams in similar situations jockeying for the playoffs. it's interesting now but in the end there's going to be two or three pretty bad teams wildcard weekend.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:16 (nine years ago) link
noticed i had some kind of rooting interest in nearly every game because of this, although the teams i was pulling for lost except for like 2 games so hoping cards press on here, and of course that by tomorrow that shit is behind me
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:20 (nine years ago) link
cards seem better
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:29 (nine years ago) link
intersting that the early line for carolina/dallas on thxgiving in EVEN
― johnny crunch, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:29 (nine years ago) link
is not in
bookies loving romo i guess
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:40 (nine years ago) link
that does seem insane tho
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:41 (nine years ago) link
there is still no respect for the panthers. they have been pretty good for a few years now but i guess it is weird to think of them as a really good team. their good players are not showy is probably another element, it is a pretty headline unfriendly team in that regard outside of cam. and then there is cam himself of course.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:41 (nine years ago) link
teams that just grind get no love, panthers are maybe the best grinding team since like the mcnair titans
― call all destroyer, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:45 (nine years ago) link
imo we dont really need to different between the shotgun and the pistol
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:45 (nine years ago) link
I'm into this Panthers team. I'd love to see a Super Bowl 50 with a couple small market teams, though I'm still not convinced the Bengals can seal the deal.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 23 November 2015 03:49 (nine years ago) link
i'm gonna sic some running backs on you for saying that xp
― call all destroyer, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:49 (nine years ago) link
i want the pats and panthers to go undefeated and meet in the sbowl and the 72 dolphins to suicide themselves at halftime during an aerosmith/bieber duet
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 03:58 (nine years ago) link
^ lol yes this!
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 23 November 2015 04:01 (nine years ago) link
serve them poisoned champagne
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 04:08 (nine years ago) link
great clock management marv
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 23 November 2015 04:37 (nine years ago) link
why did the bengals run that play on 3rd and 2? you can't run and pick up 2 yds and another set of downs?
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 23 November 2015 04:37 (nine years ago) link
they got into FG range and had the game and clock under control and swung for the fence 2 out of 3 plays.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 23 November 2015 04:39 (nine years ago) link
terriblewhat were they thinking leaving the cards this much time(definitely rooting for super cardinals here)
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 23 November 2015 04:42 (nine years ago) link
that was a pretty insane drive
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 04:43 (nine years ago) link
but yeah def left too much time
wau @ that penalty
― the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 23 November 2015 04:45 (nine years ago) link
its p funny how that worked
― lag∞n, Monday, 23 November 2015 04:46 (nine years ago) link
always good too see bad coaching punished. altho arians was lucky to get a chance to redeem himself after the lame 3 and out before.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 23 November 2015 04:50 (nine years ago) link
least convincing 7.5 minute scoring drive ever
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 01:48 (nine years ago) link
uhhhh this bills rush
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:05 (nine years ago) link
brady gotta be mega pissed off right now
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:38 (nine years ago) link
he slammed his helmet down quasi hard not hard enough so it didnt stay on the helmet rack
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:42 (nine years ago) link
cmon defense somebody pick one off
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:47 (nine years ago) link
What a game....
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:51 (nine years ago) link
well the ne wr corps might be in pieces but they are making plays when they get chance
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:54 (nine years ago) link
lafell's hands are way better than his reputation would suggest
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:55 (nine years ago) link
He was just rusty his first game back
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:56 (nine years ago) link
game
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:58 (nine years ago) link
beautiful
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:59 (nine years ago) link
lol
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:59 (nine years ago) link
if they had gone into the half tied rex would have acted like he won the super bowl
Heads up play by white breaking that tackle
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:00 (nine years ago) link
wtf at this
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:18 (nine years ago) link
what the hell!
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:18 (nine years ago) link
penalty flag on the officials
dola should have run it in
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:19 (nine years ago) link
this is like that tv commercial with the officials. unbelievable.
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:19 (nine years ago) link
Good job refs
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:19 (nine years ago) link
Bullshit
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:20 (nine years ago) link
grade A making it up as you go along guys
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:20 (nine years ago) link
lol @ belichick telling the fans to settle down
wtf at these refs seriously
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:21 (nine years ago) link
Must all be 0art of Goodell's secret plan
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:21 (nine years ago) link
cost them 20 yards at least
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:21 (nine years ago) link
*part
get the fuck out of there, rex
fucking rex! send him to the stands
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:21 (nine years ago) link
whistle def happened w ball in the air
refs physically help up brady more than any nfl player in history
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:23 (nine years ago) link
Ugh
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:24 (nine years ago) link
uh yeah "helping" him by robbing him of a td
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:27 (nine years ago) link
i mean they def tried to make up for it and lol w that penalty on rex but the patriots got robbed dont get it twisted
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:28 (nine years ago) link
bills td call also a lil sketchy there, change ruling to TD to review it and then rule that the call stands not confirmed. smh. not really material but still.
gronk got cold hands tonite
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:37 (nine years ago) link
bills PI offense not quite working out
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:41 (nine years ago) link
<3 chandler jones
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:42 (nine years ago) link
maybe time to give up some edge on kick returns so that 1 of the 2 healthy wrs doesn't die.
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:44 (nine years ago) link
Srsly
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:44 (nine years ago) link
put freeney back there, if he gets hurt that might help
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:45 (nine years ago) link
correct about the bills td, if they had called down on the 1 onfield and it was challenged that call would have stood.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:49 (nine years ago) link
Amendola's practically carrying this team
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:51 (nine years ago) link
there is a ton of room to run after the catch against these defenses
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:51 (nine years ago) link
get out rex
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:52 (nine years ago) link
have these guys ever officiated a football game
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:53 (nine years ago) link
rex is going to show the safety that play over and over, clockwork orange style
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:55 (nine years ago) link
http://gif.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/TOM-BRADY-FUCK-YOU-BITCHES.gif
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 03:55 (nine years ago) link
omg amendola
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:01 (nine years ago) link
oh no amendola is out nooooo
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:01 (nine years ago) link
dang how is #61 still in the game
I don't even know
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:04 (nine years ago) link
man i hope amendola is ok
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:04 (nine years ago) link
pays offense just their practice squad plus brady n gronk
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:06 (nine years ago) link
every brady long ball has looked like a pick waiting to happen
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:20 (nine years ago) link
i hate this game
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:23 (nine years ago) link
tommy gettin rung up
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:33 (nine years ago) link
can the pats get a second bye week or something
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:39 (nine years ago) link
i support this concept
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:43 (nine years ago) link
it really bothers me that steve young, trent dilfer, and ray lewis are referred to as "the fellas"
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:51 (nine years ago) link
yeah that was not a first down but thanks for the free timeout you assholes
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:52 (nine years ago) link
that was maybe the worst spot i've ever seen
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:55 (nine years ago) link
and that's a catch. these guys can't get anything right.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:58 (nine years ago) link
lol they really can't, it has been a bravura showing by the zebras
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 04:59 (nine years ago) link
not a lot of confidence shown by the refs tonight
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 05:07 (nine years ago) link
they seemed confused by the rules of football, yes
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 05:09 (nine years ago) link
Grinder should go to the fans for sticking with it
― the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 05:17 (nine years ago) link
they should give grinder to the replay official one of these days
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 05:21 (nine years ago) link
jim bob cooter
― mookieproof, Thursday, 26 November 2015 19:00 (nine years ago) link
God this Big Sean is a really limp-dicked version of Meek's "Dreamchasers "
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 26 November 2015 19:12 (nine years ago) link
RIP chip
― k3vin k., Thursday, 26 November 2015 19:53 (nine years ago) link
If Chip is fired in Philly, he'll quickly be snapped up by an NCAA school or, if he prefers, become an offensive coordinator elsewhere in the NFL.
― Aimless, Thursday, 26 November 2015 20:13 (nine years ago) link
lol this line is insane
http://i.imgur.com/pGN8eDU.png
― lag∞n, Thursday, 26 November 2015 20:54 (nine years ago) link
saw it was -2 dallas yesterday iirc
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 26 November 2015 21:10 (nine years ago) link
lol romo
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 26 November 2015 21:33 (nine years ago) link
home just in time to see romoception pick six <3
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Thursday, 26 November 2015 21:34 (nine years ago) link
well that didn't take long did it
― yes wave (rip van wanko), Thursday, 26 November 2015 21:35 (nine years ago) link
panthers have the best twitter in the league imo
https://twitter.com/Panthers/status/669946271373926401
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Thursday, 26 November 2015 21:35 (nine years ago) link
HAAAAAAAAAAH
― lag∞n, Thursday, 26 November 2015 22:41 (nine years ago) link
thankful 4 romo
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 November 2015 22:41 (nine years ago) link
#grateful
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Thursday, 26 November 2015 22:41 (nine years ago) link
<3 romo
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 26 November 2015 22:41 (nine years ago) link
omfg
― lag∞n, Thursday, 26 November 2015 22:44 (nine years ago) link
simms romo apologetics throughout all of this are making it even better
― lag∞n, Thursday, 26 November 2015 22:46 (nine years ago) link
none of the teams on the rest of carolina's schedule is playing well right now. they really could 16-0.
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 November 2015 23:01 (nine years ago) link
praying so hard for an undefeated superbowl matchup
― lag∞n, Thursday, 26 November 2015 23:01 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/GjTR1.jpg
― mookieproof, Thursday, 26 November 2015 23:02 (nine years ago) link
praying for pats to still have 45 healthy players by the time the playoffs come round
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 November 2015 23:04 (nine years ago) link
somehow weird that it is only halftime. plenty of time for more pick 6s
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 November 2015 23:05 (nine years ago) link
halftime show should be cole beasley doing a spin doctors medley
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 November 2015 23:09 (nine years ago) link
shake it for my squirrels
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 26 November 2015 23:12 (nine years ago) link
country squirrel
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 November 2015 23:14 (nine years ago) link
killer cam
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 26 November 2015 23:51 (nine years ago) link
that celebration, cam has moves. also v much enjoying the cowboys trouncing. this is usually the football game i watch for the yr and it is always nice to see the boys lose
― INTOXICATING LIQUORS (art), Thursday, 26 November 2015 23:54 (nine years ago) link
my understanding of the promos of this game is that brett favre is in star wars
― johnny crunch, Friday, 27 November 2015 01:19 (nine years ago) link
if we get an undefeated superbowl matchup i'm going to feel so bad about rooting against carolina
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUx1gbpUAAApalv.jpg
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, 27 November 2015 04:07 (nine years ago) link
yeah that's gonna be hard. one the one hand i'm a falcons fan and fuck the panthers, on the other hand i'm having a hard time grasping the hilarity of the pats having gone undefeated twice only to lose in the super bowl
― balls, Friday, 27 November 2015 04:15 (nine years ago) link
<3 jay cutler looking disgusted w turkey + postgame interview
anyway happy thanksgiving ilnfl
http://i.imgur.com/E72WoUd.gif
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, 27 November 2015 04:57 (nine years ago) link
I'm already seeing Cowboys fan talk that they should talk to Cleveland and try to get Manziel. I really want this to happen. I'm sure ESPN will have 24x7x365 coverage on the issue.
― earlnash, Friday, 27 November 2015 15:48 (nine years ago) link
lol i have also seen 'who care about tmz bs??? HE CAN PLAY THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS!' manziel truthers, dude really was the second coming of tim tebow
― balls, Sunday, 29 November 2015 17:58 (nine years ago) link
i watch buffalo bills three weeks running ~_~
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 November 2015 18:27 (nine years ago) link
i want to root for them but their coach is hitlor
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 November 2015 18:30 (nine years ago) link
bortles throws the ball from fully 3 yards beyond the LOS, stupidest play i have seen in a while.
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 29 November 2015 19:06 (nine years ago) link
― lag∞n, Sunday, November 29, 2015 1:30 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
idgi when people hate on rex for non-football reasons. imo we need more loudmouth lunatics rather than people who treat this hideous game like a noble pursuit
― metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 29 November 2015 19:11 (nine years ago) link
dolphins 0-17 and counting on third down vs the jets this year
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 29 November 2015 19:11 (nine years ago) link
sammy watkins going nuts
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 November 2015 19:16 (nine years ago) link
metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes)Posted: November 29, 2015 at 12:11:17 PM
hes just repulsive to behold
Miami's backup center can't snap for shit. They're all hitting knee level or lower
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 29 November 2015 19:18 (nine years ago) link
really don't understand how suh has been that ineffectual for them, even with the jets' line strong as it is he should be able to sack the shit out of fitz at least once
― metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 29 November 2015 19:40 (nine years ago) link
Idk I think he's been fine, just hasn't racked up a sack.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 29 November 2015 19:42 (nine years ago) link
lag∞nPosted: November 29, 2015 at 12:16:07 PMsammy watkins going nuts
158 yds 2td 1st half
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 November 2015 19:49 (nine years ago) link
Aight peace out Fins game
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 29 November 2015 20:07 (nine years ago) link
how the hell is what cromartie just did not a pick lol
― metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 29 November 2015 20:18 (nine years ago) link
ftr rex is a narcissistic baby who is bad at his job, and i like people who are good at things.
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 29 November 2015 20:23 (nine years ago) link
i like ppl that r bad at things but rex so gross hes like a grosser chris christie
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 November 2015 20:30 (nine years ago) link
lol such intense hate! which, y'all being pats fans, is totally fine
― metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 29 November 2015 20:56 (nine years ago) link
in other news, that based ivory run was beautiful
― metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 29 November 2015 20:57 (nine years ago) link
rex ryan is actually very gross this is true observable reality
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 November 2015 21:16 (nine years ago) link
he also missed making a key challenge on 3rd down then challenged the spot on 4th down and lost and the game was over lol
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 November 2015 21:18 (nine years ago) link
lol steelers snap the ball faster after you break out yr trick play formation
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 November 2015 22:02 (nine years ago) link
It seems pretty obvious that Matt Hasselbeck can still play some QB. Kind of surprising that some of the clubs with the total black hole at QB let this guy just be a backup for the past couple years.
― earlnash, Sunday, 29 November 2015 22:02 (nine years ago) link
Xpost lol that was hilarious
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 29 November 2015 22:03 (nine years ago) link
the officiating crew in the niners game straight up lost track of the downs earlier.
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 29 November 2015 22:15 (nine years ago) link
way back in the day i thought rex was being smart by making crazy statements, taking the heat off his team by drawing media attention to himself
but actually it's just that he's a blowhard bro who doesn't seem very good at being a head coach. and lol at how belichick is rex's great white whale when belichick is all like 'whatever, he's just some guy we beat twice a year'
― mookieproof, Sunday, 29 November 2015 22:31 (nine years ago) link
rexs thirst for belichick is extremely hilarious
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 November 2015 22:33 (nine years ago) link
how he cant conceal it at all
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 November 2015 22:34 (nine years ago) link
he's obsessed, it's actually unhealthy.
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 29 November 2015 22:37 (nine years ago) link
uh does it make sense to go for two up two doesnt seem like it
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 November 2015 22:49 (nine years ago) link
phil simms doesnt understand the intentional grounding rule even after the refs explain
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 November 2015 22:53 (nine years ago) link
weird that he didn't get it even after they talked about it
― metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes), Sunday, 29 November 2015 23:14 (nine years ago) link
washington is now in first place in the nfc east with a record of 5-6hail?
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 29 November 2015 23:31 (nine years ago) link
very strongly rooting for a losing team in the playoffs
― lag∞n, Sunday, 29 November 2015 23:33 (nine years ago) link
i'm just rooting for the football giants not to go to the playoffs so there's no way the pats play them again
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 00:10 (nine years ago) link
i kind of want the pats to go undefeated and play them i will regret saying this
― lag∞n, Monday, 30 November 2015 00:11 (nine years ago) link
need vengeance
― lag∞n, Monday, 30 November 2015 00:14 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/NFLFrance/status/671118989377085442
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 00:15 (nine years ago) link
yeah i heard that the pats were rooting for giants to win that title game vs san fran in 2011 for this reason and uh..
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 00:17 (nine years ago) link
Jimmy graham carted off w knee injury
― Spottie, Monday, 30 November 2015 00:29 (nine years ago) link
good god the steelers coverage sucks
― metro slothrop want some more (slothroprhymes), Monday, 30 November 2015 00:44 (nine years ago) link
jeez look at that pathetic tackling
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 01:37 (nine years ago) link
lol @ Eli Man Penguin Boy
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--pOBceDLW--/c_fit,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/ysb3tkpjwddnaes72gqg.gif
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 30 November 2015 01:45 (nine years ago) link
wow wolfe fucked up that double team for the sack, v nice
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 02:04 (nine years ago) link
jimmy graham done for season
― call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 02:06 (nine years ago) link
not sure how the seahawks will replace his slightly above average production
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 02:10 (nine years ago) link
talib is a lil over pumped for this one, i think rex has gotten to him
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 02:15 (nine years ago) link
yeahhhhh defense
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 02:19 (nine years ago) link
Brady looks like he's fishing for an INT
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Monday, 30 November 2015 03:13 (nine years ago) link
yeah he throws one of those every game seems like. had to keep trying since they didn't pick off the first?
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 03:15 (nine years ago) link
pats logo peeling off malcom brown's helmet
never seen that before
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 03:19 (nine years ago) link
NE has apparently decided 14 points is enough. offensive gameplan seems to be to run the clock down at this point.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 03:29 (nine years ago) link
that was a great punt
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 03:33 (nine years ago) link
I guess the plan is working
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Monday, 30 November 2015 03:47 (nine years ago) link
gotta say, i did not think that brandon bolden, receiver, would be the key to this game
― call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 03:48 (nine years ago) link
i guess it is a bad conditions kind of approach, not trying to force anything with the lead and the defense is giving them the luxury of choosing their moments
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 03:50 (nine years ago) link
denver 3 of 3 on fumble recoveries. getting all the marginal calls too.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:06 (nine years ago) link
guys might want to cover cj anderson
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:11 (nine years ago) link
It's kinda wild how many yards Rofflesburger has put up in the past couple years. It's weird to think about the Steelers being this totally pass happy club, they go air now, no riding the bus now.
― earlnash, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:15 (nine years ago) link
seriously...
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:19 (nine years ago) link
what a joke of a call
― call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:20 (nine years ago) link
that is a ridiculous call there
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:21 (nine years ago) link
just keep hitting osweiler i guess
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:22 (nine years ago) link
collinsworth going full phil simms narrating the obvious garbage call in detail as if it made any sense.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:22 (nine years ago) link
he's such a useless equivocator
― call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:23 (nine years ago) link
ouch
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:24 (nine years ago) link
uh oh better flag gronk for catching a pass
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:27 (nine years ago) link
of course
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:27 (nine years ago) link
oh nonooooooo
charley horse right?
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:29 (nine years ago) link
that doesn't look good
― call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:34 (nine years ago) link
SIGH
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:38 (nine years ago) link
what the f
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:41 (nine years ago) link
ok we can just let denver win it's fine
― call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:41 (nine years ago) link
yessss
― Evan Rando (rip van wanko), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:41 (nine years ago) link
ok brady you have.. about a minute.. no receivers.. uh..
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:42 (nine years ago) link
what the heck happened to the clock there
― call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:47 (nine years ago) link
game truly being stolen from the pats this is objectively hilarious
― J0rdan S., Monday, 30 November 2015 04:47 (nine years ago) link
do not want any more of this game
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:48 (nine years ago) link
that's a good kick
― J0rdan S., Monday, 30 November 2015 04:49 (nine years ago) link
fuck it, i want collinsworth to have to call new england winning this game
― call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:49 (nine years ago) link
Gostkowski refuses to put us out of our mosery
― the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:50 (nine years ago) link
A rick moser pun
― the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:52 (nine years ago) link
ugh totally forgot hightower got hurt too. didn't seem too serious since i guess he's been siting around on the sideline but still
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:57 (nine years ago) link
about that tackling cj anderson thing
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 04:58 (nine years ago) link
man the old-school kubiak stretch plays really killed them tonight
― call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:58 (nine years ago) link
i guess without collins and high on the field that makes sense
― call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 04:59 (nine years ago) link
that was a running back performance for the ages
― Evan Rando (rip van wanko), Monday, 30 November 2015 05:01 (nine years ago) link
am i wrong or would the broncos have had zero chance to win that game with peyton at qb
― J0rdan S., Monday, 30 November 2015 05:02 (nine years ago) link
peyton wouldn't have been able to throw the ball more than 6 yards past the line of scrimmage
― J0rdan S., Monday, 30 November 2015 05:03 (nine years ago) link
xp it was.....narrowly on top for the best rb performance this week?
― call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 05:03 (nine years ago) link
― J0rdan S., Monday, November 30, 2015 12:02 AM (52 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
not wrong at all, osweiler is looking like a decent system guy
― call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 05:04 (nine years ago) link
Lol @ brock's "60 minute game" comment
― the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 30 November 2015 05:06 (nine years ago) link
rumors in twitteronia so far that gronk's injury is not that bad
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 05:13 (nine years ago) link
he seemed okay and like he had panicked a bit even as he was getting onto the cart
― J0rdan S., Monday, 30 November 2015 05:14 (nine years ago) link
def possible it was just a nasty knee whack w/ no structural damage.
― call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2015 05:15 (nine years ago) link
schefter tweeted that his source says doesn't seem to be serious
maybe he did panic b/c it was the same knee he tore the acl a couple years ago
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 November 2015 05:17 (nine years ago) link
seemed confused that cart was not a party ship
― the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 30 November 2015 05:18 (nine years ago) link
congrats to the refs great win
― lag∞n, Monday, 30 November 2015 05:18 (nine years ago) link
yah good win...REFS!
― the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 30 November 2015 05:19 (nine years ago) link
its gonna be fun to watch the Broncos get smoked in the 1st round cuz they stuck with Peyton
― frogbs, Monday, 30 November 2015 05:33 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVFzJQ3UAAAUkBA.jpg
sure, why not
― mookieproof, Monday, 30 November 2015 21:46 (nine years ago) link
hey another reason to watch football on tv which is a much better product anyway
― Spottie, Monday, 30 November 2015 21:55 (nine years ago) link
thread idea: stupid, evil or both? could be a game show idea even.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 November 2015 21:56 (nine years ago) link
i've felt this season more than ever that it's inevitable that we will see someone die on the field from a catastrophic injury but this idea might hasten the process
― Mordy, Monday, 30 November 2015 22:03 (nine years ago) link
aw yes, when the inevitable suicide bomber attacks the stadium, a buncha cowboys with .45s are gonna make it stop with their slick shootin'
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 01:17 (nine years ago) link
(not really inevitable, meant to add air quotes)
Cleveland putting on a clinic in missing tackles
― frogbs, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 02:58 (nine years ago) link
whut
https://twitter.com/Browns/status/671523498691395584
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 04:38 (nine years ago) link
omg
that was amazing
you guys, the browns
that my friends is a Cleveland Browns ending for the ages
― frogbs, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 04:55 (nine years ago) link
I hate this team so much.
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 06:00 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/Sobe_homie/status/671550624069230592
― Spottie, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 06:28 (nine years ago) link
http://www.wsj.com/articles/meet-the-nfls-best-method-actor-1449002579
The rotating cast of characters Norman adopts each week also includes William Wallace from “Braveheart.” But none of those acts is more involved than his turn as Batman. He decided to embody the Dark Knight before a night game against the Indianapolis Colts after comparing a rainy Charlotte night to Gotham City. Norman said he had to “save a couple of people.” The Panthers won in overtime. “It was dark. It was rainy. It was misty. You had to come out of there and hit, fly around. You got a couple of bad guys out there you’re defending,” Norman told reporters.
― arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 03:50 (nine years ago) link
lol whatever works
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 03:52 (nine years ago) link
what an awesome nerd
― Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 03:53 (nine years ago) link
pretty entertaining article on the Browns' latest loss
http://sportsworld.nbcsports.com/cleveland-browns-lose-ravens-blocked-field-goal/
Actually, we want to start at 56 seconds; that’s when Baltimore’s Matt Schaub made the first colossal blunder. He’s so good at making colossal blunders that I’m mildly surprised he is not currently the Cleveland Browns’ quarterback.
― frogbs, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 14:26 (nine years ago) link
Colts coach Chuck Pagano admitted Monday that Frank Gore is "beat to crap."
― Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 15:06 (nine years ago) link
GORE - Questionable (Beat to Crap)
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 15:10 (nine years ago) link
somebody start a week 13 thread ffs
― Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 21:56 (nine years ago) link
could just go back to the week 8 thread for old time's sake
― Brad C., Wednesday, 2 December 2015 21:58 (nine years ago) link
Your favorite team is 6 and 5 - Week 13 NFL 2015 / 2016
― Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 22:03 (nine years ago) link
bump for thread title
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 27 October 2016 16:01 (eight years ago) link
Its still a cruddy game in a down NFL season.
― earlnash, Thursday, 27 October 2016 17:39 (eight years ago) link