"If you call me Chris to my face one more time...." aka week 4 shit talk

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― gear (gear), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

big fan of that clip.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

haha rome = pussy.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

Link?

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

Is this why he grew his broatee?

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

youtube blocked at work :(

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HNgqQVHI_8

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha, god I wish Everett had fractured that asshat. (Did he?)

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

god i wish

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

i feel your pain blount. it's a relatively new development here.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

what suxx is i'm not even completely sure it's blocked - i know it definitely used to work but now it just doesn't load, i get a yellow yield triangle with an exclamation point. everything that's definitely blocked by websense (ffl, myspace, craigslist casual encounters) something will pop up saying 'nuh uh! - websense'. w/ youtube it just does nothing and it's not like i can go complain to my boss 'hey i'm having a little trouble slacking on the job here - a lil help?'.

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

The trick is to find elements of your job that are hindered by the program and complain about that. I work for an art school and our censoring program would filter out things with "nude" in them. Uh, not gonna work, fellas.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

If he had just picked up the whole table and chucked it at his head....
How old is that?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

Bears, 4-0? Is it possible? madden cover boy down for the count, dominant bears d against potent 'hawks o?

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

DEION BRANCH WILL NOT LET IT STAND

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― lk (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

blount & otto, here's a tip from an acquaintance of mine who's a "penetration tester," i.e. he tests web security by hacking for hire.

"A good trick, but that will show up in your employer's proxy logs no doubt, is to go to Google's translation page and ask it to change the target page from Japanese to English. As there's no Japanese text on the target page it'll just display the original text...but you'll have made a connection to Google, and Google will have made a connection with [target page], so your work filters will be relatively happy."

I don't know if that'll help you around the roadblocks or not, but it sounds worth a try.

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 28 September 2006 02:17 (nineteen years ago)

most disappointing thing about that clip is that I have zero recollection of ESPN2 from that era when they wanted to be MTV.

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 28 September 2006 03:06 (nineteen years ago)

Remember when ESPN2 introduced "the crawl" ... ESPN2 used to be this wasteland that nobody cared about EXCEPT if you wanted an up-to-date score, then you would turn to "the deuce" as long as it took to get your score update.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 28 September 2006 04:11 (nineteen years ago)

thanks for the tip rock, but...

"Access to the URL: http://www.google.com/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%26langpair=de%7Cen%26hl=en%26ie=UTF8 has been denied.

(Your request was denied because of its content categorization: Blocked URLs.)

The [redacted] (ECSIP) Internet Gateways are for official [redacted] use only. Misuse violates [redacted] policy. If you believe that this site is categorized incorrectly, and that you have a business reason for access to this site please contact your local Information Security Officer and the [redacted] Network Operations Center via e-mail"

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 28 September 2006 13:49 (nineteen years ago)

I hope Week 4 is a lot more interesting than Week 3. You know a Sunday's been full of boring when the playoff pick'ems get easier in the aftermath.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

That's a neat trick with the Goggle Translate -- I can actually reach the Y!Fant. page now, except it doesn't pick up my login cookies to know that I want to stare hard at Ade and Gravel's rosters to see whom I want trade for, i.e. I can't access any of my leagues.

― c('°c) (Leee), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

The power of cross-continental prayer among family members on the telephone. An ultrasound machine working overtime. And optimism so rampant, it led him to jump up and down on a broken bone.

STOP THAT YOU ALEXANDER.

― c('°c) (Leee), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

everybody went nuts this week, didn't they? Alexander ranting on and on and on about how God has fixed his CLEARLY STILL BROKEN foot, Kurt Warner pitching up on the God kick again, T.O. bein' all killin' himself and shit--wtf?

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

btw ally you're very pretty

― gear (gear), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

i think the bears will win the super bowl this year because everyone else in the nfl be crazy

― gear (gear), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

Dude, Urlacher dated Paris for a while - her crazy's bound to crop up in him eventually.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

actually i'm most worried about rex grossman eagerly jumping high in the air after a 2 yd completion and breaking his spine when his feet hit the ground a touch too hard

― gear (gear), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

Also: don't forget the binge drinking during QB workouts!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

They shd warm up in beer hats.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

You guys shut up! He's my co-#1 QB. I'm freaking out here.

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

am I missing a reference or was that a random pleasantry?

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not sure you want to know the reference, ally ; (

― gear (gear), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

however:

And your comprehension level. And your actual access to reading materials. And the subjective opinion of the subliterate you're arguing with on a message board as to whether or not what you read is worthwhile, I guess.

-- Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyza...) (webmail), September 27th, 2006 8:56 PM. (later)

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btw, ally, you're very pretty.

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...) (webmail), September 27th, 2006 8:59 PM. (later)

― gear (gear), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

WHOA I HAVEN'T READ THAT THREAD YET LOL LOL LOLLLLERSKATES

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

Urlacher dated Paris for a while - her crazy's bound to crop up in him eventually.

Is "crazy" a euphemism over here?

btw daver, you're very pretty.

― c('°c) (Leee), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/nerdglasses-1.jpg

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

Arizona QB jihad

But Warner said he never thought he had lost the job because he hadn't heard it from his Savior Jesus Christ.
"I was under the assumption I was the starter until I heard different from God, and that's how I'm always going to approach it," he said.

― c('°c) (Leee), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

Nice try, Spanky!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

"If you call me Christ to my face one more time...."

― lk (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

“I was looking into that MySpace.com, and somebody did it for me. I think that was pretty cool.”

– Titans head coach Jeff Fisher, on a website which is campaigning for his firing

― Scott Fajita :( (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

Jeff Fisher is not a bad coach, he just should have gotten wise and bailed two or three years ago instead of sticking around. The Tennessee Oilers ownership is not exactly the brightest in the league.

Most of the time when a player cranks off about not getting the ball I think they are pretty much full of crap, but I think this time The Edge might have a point with how they are using him in Arizona. James got bunches of his yards later in games with the Colts going from bombs away to clock control.

Kurt Warner let his success go to his head and turned into a total knob. Ever since he hurt his hand a few seasons back the dude cannot hold onto a football.

― Earl Nash (earlnash), Friday, 29 September 2006 03:39 (nineteen years ago)

Oh geez - guess the 911 call from TO's publicist was released. Yay.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 29 September 2006 12:52 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ how did I miss this story?
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2607752

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Saturday, 30 September 2006 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

The guy who sued apparently didn't even realize that he was Plummer and said if he had, he wouldn't have pushed the issue.
Shockerz at NFL players having a short fuse.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 30 September 2006 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

Roid road rage.

― Ice Cream Electric (Ice Cream Electric), Saturday, 30 September 2006 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

HOLLA

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― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 30 September 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

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― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 30 September 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

Fat Eli WOULD look like Jean Gabin!
Easy E needs to put some pounds on and the Frenchies will put on the mustard.
LOL at Jake der snake = Anwar Sadat / Sally Struthers

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 30 September 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

Max von Sydow?!!

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Saturday, 30 September 2006 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

MARTYBALL!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Scott Fajita :( (Adrian Langston), Sunday, 1 October 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

goddamn jets. mangina should've just kicked the fg.

― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 1 October 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

or applied any pressure to peyton at all

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Sunday, 1 October 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

goddamn bungles are blowing a game they coulda won, too. at least the jets were close.

― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 1 October 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

MARTYBALL!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>:(

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Sunday, 1 October 2006 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

Was that Pink on my tv? Get the fuck off my tv, Pink.

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 1 October 2006 23:15 (nineteen years ago)

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― c('°c) (Leee), Monday, 2 October 2006 00:14 (nineteen years ago)

The spirit of Dennis Miller moves within Al Michaels.

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Monday, 2 October 2006 00:21 (nineteen years ago)

chris collinsworth is, yeah, an idiot. newsflash, i know, not really. but yeah, as bad as that stomp was, no one's gonna prosecute the dude, you dipshit.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 2 October 2006 01:01 (nineteen years ago)

I think P. King's wrong and Haynesworth will get suspended by the league. That was quite a stomp.

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Monday, 2 October 2006 01:09 (nineteen years ago)

they probably drew straws in the studio on who has to be the blowhard. such controversy

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 2 October 2006 01:10 (nineteen years ago)

p. king's probably wrong but collinsworth was a total ass to him and should be reamed out by the producers at commercial. what a dick.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 2 October 2006 01:18 (nineteen years ago)

pk was very diplomatic in his reply to put it mildly

― gear (gear), Monday, 2 October 2006 01:20 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, well, y'know, he's a professional.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 2 October 2006 01:26 (nineteen years ago)

pats really gotta stick with that 4-3. it's gold.

― Scott Fajita :( (Adrian Langston), Monday, 2 October 2006 02:22 (nineteen years ago)

hasselbeck's mom is DA MILFNESS

― Scott Fajita :( (Adrian Langston), Monday, 2 October 2006 02:52 (nineteen years ago)

Indy looking suspect as fuck.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 October 2006 10:37 (nineteen years ago)

hey. i need to know...if cbs is doing the super bowl, who in the hell is their a-announce team? we had dick enberg and randy cross for the redskins v. jags at 4:15...i mean, enberg is supposedly a prestige guy, right? truly one of the worst teams i've ever heard. randy cross might actually be worse than bill maas.

― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Monday, 2 October 2006 12:23 (nineteen years ago)

Hopefully it's Ian Eagle and Solomon Wilcots. I was watching their broadcast Sunday when TEH WISDOM OF SOLOMON was presented. It consisted solely of Solomon reciting who the second string QB's were that replaced their respective starters.

― lk (lawrence kansas), Monday, 2 October 2006 12:43 (nineteen years ago)

Anyone doing an "Oh my!" drinking game during Enberg's broadcasts?

Also - could someone just put Dick Stockton to sleep?

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 2 October 2006 12:52 (nineteen years ago)

enberg needs to be taken out behind a shed.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 2 October 2006 13:23 (nineteen years ago)

doesn't their a-team have a gumbel???? : (

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 2 October 2006 13:44 (nineteen years ago)

That's right - Gumbel & Simms! They were doing the Patsies game. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 2 October 2006 13:45 (nineteen years ago)

jesus if I heard Enberg refer to how the "guys in the white uniforms" play "not exactly in but very near to Our Nation's Capitol" ONE MORE TIME I was going to Elvis my fucking TV. I counted at least 17 "white uniforms" references and 12 "Our Nation's Capitol" references IN THE SLIGHTLY OVER AN HOUR I DECIDED TO COUNT. WTF? I could not contain my rage over this announcing team at all.

Also is Enberg Gibbs's girlfriend or something?

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Monday, 2 October 2006 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

The Super Bowl is going to be completely unwatchable, I plan to be in a bar blasting a jukebox over the color commentary when this game occurs.

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Monday, 2 October 2006 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

I'd rather listen to three hours of Adam Schefter and Rich Eisen barely containing their loathing for one another.

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Monday, 2 October 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

Seriously did CBS like lose a bet or something and get delegated the worst sportscasters in the world?

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Monday, 2 October 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

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― lk (lawrence kansas), Monday, 2 October 2006 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

maybe. i was watching bama v. florida on saturday and their announce team was verne lundquist and gary danielson...i mean, for the sec! weak, dude.

as per enberg and cross, we were seeing how many cliches they could pullout: saunders 700 page playbook? check. randle el threw a touchdown pass in the super bowl? check. portis's costumes? check.

also, could they have been more over the top in their criticizing the jags celebration penalty? yeesh.

― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Monday, 2 October 2006 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

WELL THAT'S JUST THE STUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN HAPPEN IN THE HISTORY OF FOOTBALL. OH MY. THOSE BOYS SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES. IF THEY HADN'T TRIED TO RUB IT INTO MY GIRLFRIEND JOE GIBBS'S FACE, THEY'D HAVE STARTED ON THE 15. OH MY. THE 15 OF THE GUYS IN THE WHITE UNIFORMS, FROM OUR NATION'S CAPITOL. THEY SHOULD BE TAKEN OUT AND SHOT BY BYRON LEFTWICH IMMEDIATELY AFTER GAME'S END.

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Monday, 2 October 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

I could not contain my rage

There've been times when you could? (/jk)

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Monday, 2 October 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

OH MY

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Monday, 2 October 2006 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

Seriously, it was bad enough that the Redskins managed to pull off a win, they had to have rambling idiots yammering over it too?

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Monday, 2 October 2006 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

I guess this means we're all psyched for BRYANT Gumbel & Collinsworth on NFL Network games post-turkey?

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 2 October 2006 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

If by psyched you mean "fuck those people" then yes.

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Monday, 2 October 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

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unless the occasion is a football telecast amirite

― lk (lawrence kansas), Monday, 2 October 2006 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

greg gumbel + phil simms is the a team, right? groan.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 2 October 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

yes.

i don't mind bryant or greg and phil simms is a perfectly capable color guy, but colinsworth is a douche. people don't agree w/ me, but i think the "gravitas" of costas has forced colinsworth to dial it back on the nbc studio show. every time i watch it, though, i feel like costas is going to start talking about fear itself being the only thing i have to fear.

― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Monday, 2 October 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

Costas should stop pretending he's the hellchild of Ken Burns and Murrow and shut the hell up, too.

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Monday, 2 October 2006 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

Dudes I'm a little bitchy today, I didn't sleep well last night, sorry.

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Monday, 2 October 2006 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

i hate costas and collinsworth. simms and gumbel are pretty terrible but somehow fit calling jets games.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 2 October 2006 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

i'd have to say that gumbel and simms are the only team i can tolerate. i like moose johnston as a color guy and there are a few others out there that aren't too bad, but man, rough times out there.

― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Monday, 2 October 2006 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

Troy Aikman is...not offensive.

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Monday, 2 October 2006 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

Who was the play-by-play guy with Vermeil a couple of weeks ago? I have no memory of him, so he must have been good.

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Monday, 2 October 2006 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

BEARS

― gear (gear), Monday, 2 October 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

the bears were fun to watch last night, even if hasselbeck having a bad game puts both my fantasy teams in jeopardy.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 2 October 2006 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

i like dick stockton. and moose. i just hate having fatass goose walking around the sidelines saying dumb shit.

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 2 October 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

i find the goose mildly amusing. concur on aikman. haven't heard the vermeil team.

― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Monday, 2 October 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

"I'd rather listen to three hours of Adam Schefter and Rich Eisen barely containing their loathing for one another."

lololol, otm. tho I think Paul Bermeister is the one with the most secret loathing.

btw, it's gonna be Nantz & Simms for XLI.

also, Aikman is probably my favorite color dude. he's actually really smart and also really NOT ANNOYING, which is astonishingly rare. I like to imagine him headbutting Joe Buck.

― Scott Fajita :( (Adrian Langston), Monday, 2 October 2006 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

and yeah, Costas = dbag. i hate when he talks about baseball and insists that we drink deep the aura of the game.

― Scott Fajita :( (Adrian Langston), Monday, 2 October 2006 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

which i assume means sniffing jeter's jock from two inches away

― gear (gear), Monday, 2 October 2006 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

more like sucking it amirite?

PS WE GET IT. BRETT FAVRE IS MADE OF METAL OR SOMETHING. SHUT UP DUDES.

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 02:55 (nineteen years ago)

PPS lol @ the Philadelphia Eagles AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGG graphic during 2nd qtr, wtf was that? Need screenshot ASAP.

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 02:55 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, gotta love the nfl. of the two most revered "living legends," one is an arguably selfish pill popper and the other is at best an aider and abettor of murder.

good stuff.

― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 12:23 (nineteen years ago)

Re: AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGG - the MNF producers need to get on the ball. I think they've had @ least one instance of THIS IS WHERE THE NAME GOES graphix going live every week so far this season.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 12:30 (nineteen years ago)

last night was a good game tho. unless you're a pack fan.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 13:41 (nineteen years ago)

wait, what living legends are you talking about? I think calling those dudes most revered is a little overstated!

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't know Rae Carruth was a living legend!

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

by living legend i mean currently playing, hof lock, downhill slide of career. maybe i'm wrong, but are there other players that have been consistently painted as the face of the game that roughly fit this criteria?

...and rae carruth actually did the deed, no?

― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

Tom Brady is up in ur bdrm murderin ur children: NFL Smack Talk 15

― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

what if cbs paired up enberg and stockton on one broadcast team? the pro side would be only one game would be ruined by these two jokers. the con side would the mass-suicides among the people watching whatever game they were doing that week.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

I watch football on mute anyway.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

i was watching bama v. florida on saturday and their announce team was verne lundquist and gary danielson...

Danielson has GOT TO GO! For years, CBS's SEC afternoon coverage was done by Verne and Todd Blackledge and it was usually great. Now ESPN's got Todd and Gary Danielson is just about the most useless person on the whole CBS payroll... more than James Brown even.

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

aw man, this GD hate is sad. the first QB i ever loved :(

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 02:17 (nineteen years ago)

really? i feel like that era of the nfl was kind of rough for qb heroes as annoyed as we may be by dudes now.

brian sipe? bert jones? ageless wonder steve debergh?

aw, yeah!

― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

Danielson played for both the Lions and the Browns and is therefore perfect in every way.

― lk (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

steve grogan and his neck roll reign supreme!

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

steve grogan...yes! tony eason...yes!

― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

dude, tony eason no. champaign tony was booed out of new england. replaced by the heart and soul of the pats, STEVE GROGAN. i remember in about 81 or '82 grogan's knees were so bad that he couldn't play. so against the 49ers matt cavanaugh started and got knocked out. grogan was so immobile he took EVERY SNAP from the shot gun, even the running plays because he couldn't take two steps, turn, and hand the ball off. one snap came in too low and grogan couldn't bend to pick it up. i remember my dad remarking that he was "gonna get fucking killed out there". but he stayed out there, something champaign tony would never do.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

i really don't have the attachment or the knowledge so i'll take your word for it. i only say "yes!" as in the forgotten qbs of my (our?) youth. someone might have a larf on my ass re: jay schroeder and doug williams or the skins awesome scabs (huh huh), but i'd say count the rings, fool!

i really have no defense for john friesz, jeff george, tony banks, the wuerffler, etc.

― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 23:04 (nineteen years ago)

When you talk about those Washington QBs, why the heck is Art Monk not in the Hall of Fame? That dude was freaking tough and a BIG reason it did not matter who was playing QB for the Skins.

― Earl Nash (earlnash), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 23:55 (nineteen years ago)

certainly part of it, but that's almost more of a reason to elect the hogs en masse. two more words to back up my argument: timmy smith!

actually, there's a great story from that super bowl against the broncos. apparently, after bugel and gibbs deconstructed their d, the hogs were actually calling out the running plays on the line and mecklenberg, rulon jones & co were powerless to stop them. also, watch almost any game from the last super bowl season. the kind of time rypien has is ridiculous. for my money, i think gary clark is the receiver that gets the shaft. that guy was fearless over the middle!

― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Thursday, 5 October 2006 13:11 (nineteen years ago)

None of the Hogs are in the hall either...so they perhaps are also getting the shaft. They were all pretty good especially Mark May and Russ Grimm, but Joe Jacoby was a freak of nature back in those days. Funny thing is like the Fridge, ten years later there was bunches of players that size. Offensive linemen in general seem to get kind of a backseat to the HOF or at least have to wait quite a few years longer.

― Earl Nash (earlnash), Saturday, 7 October 2006 05:22 (nineteen years ago)

Monk will go into the hall this year, most likely.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 7 October 2006 06:41 (nineteen years ago)

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