GAY ASS PIX OF TOM BRADY: THE THREAD

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wtf?
http://static.flickr.com/77/172961110_cba596a341_m.jpg

(category is Derek Jeter because they both are pretty metrosexual)

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

My company knows what's good for me. Picture = BLOCKED.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

dude, Brady is so in love with himself. he looks that way in every picture!

but yeah, I have no idea wtf us going on there.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

I saw this SNL skit or something like that where Tom Brady was creepily sexually harrassing his coworkers in an office and actually grabbed the chick's boob and jiggled it all around.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

like Diana Ross did to Lil' Kim that one time!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.finaledesserts.com/images/photos/tom_brady.jpg
^^^ what the HELL

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

ew "helps keep a smile on my face"

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

He's the Louis Jagger of the NFL.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://cachemediasrv.patriots.com/ImgDyn.cfm?s=brady_30237350.jpg&c=1&w=525&cs=1
I'VE SEEN ENOUGH PR0N FFS
;)

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

'anything that involves chocolate'

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://imagesource.allposters.com/images/pic/PHO/425448~Deion-Branch-and-Tom-Brady-Super-Bowl-XXXVIII-Touchdown-Celebration-Photofile-Posters.jpg

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

but didn't Brady tell ESPN he could NEVER see enough PR0N?

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.elpais.com/elpaismedia/diario/media/200402/01/deportes/20040201elpepidep_5_I_SCO.jpg
i'm trying really hard not to think of that espn interview ever again. what an inappropriate thing to tell a reporter.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

DOUCHE:

http://www.geocities.com/tombradyfans/TomBrady.jpg

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://cache.deadspin.com/archives/tombradyladies.jpgLook at my button down striped shirt! Fucking look at it! This shirt means one thing! I'm coming home with some pussy tonight! That's right! It's been a long week at the office and it's time to blow off a little steam! I am a Junior Vice President! I have business cards that say "Junior Vice President" on them! They're glossy and magnificent! Here! Have one! Take it!

My boys are coming out with me tonight! They all have striped shirts too!

I figure we'll kick off the night with some Golden Tee! I am going to smack the shit out of that little white ball! It's going to be so fucking loud! I'll bet I can drive that pretend golf ball 600 fucking yards tonight! I'm that fucking pumped!

I can almost taste those Jager Bombs right now! I fucking love Red Bull! I put it on my God damned cereal! I'm crushing one right now!

I'm thinking about buying a boat this year!

Party Fuel
I'm gonna fight someone tonight! I pray to God someone makes eye contact with me! I will beat his ass! And God help him if he gets any blood on my striped shirt! If he does, I'll scrub it out with his dick and some bleach! I mean it!

I'm gonna grind on girls asses tonight! You heard me! When I see a group of girls dancing in a circle, I will select the most attractive one and dry hump her until it hurts! I will rub my cock against her so that she can feel my throbbing hard on!

I will valet tonight!

I will treat the valet with contempt and make sure that he knows that I am superior to him in life! I will tell him to "Take it easy on the brakes, Champ"!

I will talk to people I don't know about my job tonight! They will all know that I am an important man! I will call female bartenders "Babe" and male bartenders "Chief"!

When I do not hook up with a girl at that club, I will say that the place is "full of skanks"! We will wait in a long line to go to another bar only to strike out again!

I will give up and decide to order a gyro off of a street vendor! I will make fun of him to my friends for being foreign! I will look ridiculous purchasing my gyro because people will be able to tell by my striped shirt and tinted sunglasses that I struck out and am settling for a gyro!

I will make one last attempt to hook up by trying to coax two big girls who are also ordering gyros to coming back to my place for "after hours"! When they say no I will make fun of them for being fat! I will leave!

When I get home I will go to the bathroom and hold the straight razor to my wrist again! I will gently drag the razor laterally against my vein, making sure not to actually cut myself!

I will then go to my room and pass out! I will need some shut eye so that I'll be ready to fucking party again tomorrow!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

here's a picture of peyton manning and reggie miller

http://www.bradtrent.com/portrait3/images/portrait303.jpg

― SEACREST OUT OF IRAQ! (Adrian Langston), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

here's sum raccoons

http://myspace-351.vo.llnwd.net/00968/15/38/968308351_l.jpg

― SEACREST OUT OF IRAQ! (Adrian Langston), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

peyton actually looks healthy in that pic

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

why does that picture exist? It looks like a promo shot from a wacky, short-lived sitcom.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

has this been mentioned yet?

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

omg

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:57 (nineteen years ago)

the houshmanzadeh one is so awesome

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:58 (nineteen years ago)

OMG that Tom Brady clip is the most awesome thing ever. It's like a video directed by Tom of Finland. Hit me in the slot LOL.

― Ice Cream Electric (Ice Cream Electric), Thursday, 11 January 2007 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

did y'all look at the rest of them? The Ron Mexico one!!!

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 04:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://espn-ak.starwave.com/photo/2006/1211/nfl_g_tomlinson_412.jpg

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

THE TIME IS NOW I MUST SUPPORT MY TEAM SUPPORT MY QUARTERBACK KILL THE ENEMY

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://proshopcache.patriots.com/images/ProductImg/ThrowbackPatPatriotPin.jpg

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

SEE WATCH: TOMBARDY=COOL GUY SHIRT NOT EVEN STRIPED SO THERE GO PATZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

my ex lives in san diego, i had her try to get playoff tickets since the chargers are limiting ticketmaster to selling only to customers with california billing addresses. apparently there is/was a large contingent of massholes going to the game.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

SEE HIM CELIBRATE HE IS FIERCE
http://www.intergalacticjester.com/uploaded_images/tom-brady.jpg

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

HE CARES ALOT
http://www.screensaversplanet.com/img/t/tombrady-l.gif

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

THROWING A BALL
http://www.nflhs.com/images/PI/qb9_TomBrady2006_200.jpg

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

HE HAS SELFRESPECT IT IS OK TO BE GAY ESPECAILLY WHEN YOU WIN SUPER BOWLZ
http://www.nfl.com/u/superbowl/photos/superbowl7a8_lower.jpg

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

y'know, i wish the pats were playing tomorrow because that way, after they win, i would be put in the odd situation of actually ROOTING FOR THE COLTS. i would totally love to see the colts again. much more so than the ravens, that's for sure.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

this playoff season is worse than the last one, which had me rooting for the Steelers. Belichick or Schottenheimer?

So now I've decided to root for the Pats (unless the Chargers wear their old unis) and the Colts. I will dead inside by the time these playoffs are over.

― lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

my god i would seriously pop a boner if the pats came out in their old re shirt/white pants/white helmet w/pat patriot on it. those were bad-ass unis.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

red, no re.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

YES THIS WOULD GO ALONG WAY TOWARD FOSTERING GREATER AFFECTION

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sportslizard.com/customs_images/decals/mr_grogan.gif

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

wait, they're on the road so they'd be in their white jersey/red number, white pants/red stripes, white helmet w/pat patriot. i don't like those unis, they remind me of the kenny simms era.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

wtf is that?

also, if there was a steve grogan bighead i'd buy one for every wall in my apartment.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

FUKIT JUST WEAR http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com/nfl/nengalnd/groganne.jpg ANYWAY!

WHOS GONNA OBJECT THE CHARGERS LOL

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

I BELIVE IT IS STEVE GROGAN DECALZ http://www.sportslizard.com/customs_decals.php

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.mikestanhope.com/Pats1960HH.jpg

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://beta.asoundstrategy.com/sitemaster/userUploads/site107/product13569_media25205.jpg

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://ec3.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0001BJ09A.01-AWO0N2MWZJE56._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

man the NFL was mad gay back in the day, see also: Bucs

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

omg his name was http://www.i-nflhelmet.com/buccobruce.gif bucco bruce

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

guess whos the top

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

i'm currently contemplating a pat patriot tattoo. i mean for real.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

DO IT!!!

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

(on side of head of course)

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

I'm contemplating a Bucco Bruce tattoo!!

xpost LOL!!

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

that mike stanhope site confirms that the Eagles have actually had the best helmets in the NFL for the vast, vast majority of its existence

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

(on side of head of course)

if i won the lottery i would totally do this. i would be the best lottery winner ever.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

i always liked the eagles helmets, even the old white ones.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.patpatriotbuccobruceslashfiction.com

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

POV helmets!

Iggles
Steelaz
Vikes
Bengals
retro Chargers with the dude's NUMBERS on the sides (or am I making that up?)

Bonus homer pick:
49ers

― c('°c) (Leee), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

redskins with the feather on top

http://images.footballfanatics.com/productImages/_23000/FF_23595_s.jpg

Also, Browns wore helmets this season with numbers on the sides

― lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

The world needs more Belichick Brady slash.

― Ice Cream Electric (Ice Cream Electric), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i liek the enes where it uses the whole helmet not just a logo on the side

http://www.nationalchamps.net/Helmet_Project/NFL_Rams_OLD1.gif http://www.nationalchamps.net/Helmet_Project/NFL_Bengals.gif

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

what w/this only post 2 pix bullshit

http://www.nationalchamps.net/Helmet_Project/NFL_Eagles_OLD6.gif http://www.nationalchamps.net/Helmet_Project/NFL_Chargers_OLD6.gif

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

those aren't helmets, bro.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

o wtf

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

bengals.gif oldrams.gif oldeagels.gif oldchargers.gif

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

guys the bengals? Seriously those things are hideous and like half of the things I own are animal print.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

it's the difference between "animal print" and "halloween decor"

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

you gotta fight for that inch

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.news-expressky.com/content/articles/2006/12/31/sports/02steelers.jpg

i love this shit i cant help it the tiger stripes everywhere so nice!

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

are you all NJ guidettes??

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

guidettes? we always called them "angelas".

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

www.NJguido.com suggests that official term is not "angelas"! We have taken to calling them all turbos these days, male or female.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

The Bengals wouldn't even have a team if it wasn't for Art Modell firing goddamn Paul Brown and him going to Cincy and start a team. Art Modell is also responsible for the Ravens. His crimes are legion.

― lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

Art Modell: the worst person ever?

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

Or is it actually Bill Bidwell?

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

'ell if I know

― lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

bob irsay.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

i mean seriously, from his wikipedia entry:

"Robert Irsay (born March 5, 1923 in Chicago, Illinois — died January 18, 1997 in Indianapolis, Indiana), was the longtime owner of the National Football League's Baltimore/Indianapolis Colts franchise. He died at age 73 of heart and kidney failure, having long been estranged from his parents and brother. His own mother referred to him in an interview as a "devil on Earth"

(emphasis mine).

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/40/Robert_irsay.jpg

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

yeah Irsay was a prick too. Hmmm. I don't know if I think he was any better/worse than Modell though.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

His own mother referred to him in an interview as a "devil on Earth.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

ok, i've been hungover all morning but now i'm super dizzy and it feels like i've got the bed spins only i'm not in bed.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

yeah I'm feeling kind of woozy today myself, unfortunately not because I was drinking tho.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

that's what you get for posting bob irsay's face

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

being responsible for the Ravens=way, way too much to answer for.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

dudes, I seriously will be filled with uncontrollable rage if the Ravens go to the Super Bowl.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

OTM

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

dudes, on this ESPN special on the Super Bowl's best moments I'm totally not watching out of the corner of my eye when I should be reading, Matt Millen just called John Elway a "pretty boy." DOES NOT COMPUTE.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

Pretty Boy was a kentucky derby winner, so I see his point

― lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

LOL!

maybe if prettiness is directly proportional to size of chompers...

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

that theory seems to work for Julia Roberts.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

has anyone ever seen Julia Roberts and John Elway in the same place at the same time?

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

yes but they were immediately blinded by the combined 750,000,000 candlepower light reflecting off their teeth.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

Man imagine waht would happen if Tiki showed up at that precise moment as well.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

they would try to form a kind of voltron, but it would be all fucked up, because they would just keep yelling "And I'll form the TEETH!!!" at each other, over and over. Then my lizard god would crush them, and the Earth would belong to me.

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

because they would just keep yelling "And I'll form the TEETH!!!"

Hilary Swank wants in on that action, too.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

OMG, what a festival of dicksuckery

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 18 January 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

doesn't brady live in manhattan?

and brady wins, hands down, if only for this:

Currently dating Gisele Bundchen

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 18 January 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

OK that is actually the lamest thing I've ever read.

xpost oh no fucking way, Gisele is kind of Vincent from Beauty and the Beast in the face parts, Jeter has had Scarlett Johannson and Jessica Alba.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

“He’s cute,” [Gisele] added. “But if he has a girlfriend, he’s gay to me.”

― c('°c) (Leee), Thursday, 18 January 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

I PUKED

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 18 January 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

OK she doesn't understand the word "gay" perhaps.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

Jeter has had Scarlett Johannson and Jessica Alba.

he can't keep a woman. but who the hell can?

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 18 January 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah so you might as well have ALL of these ladies.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

Ally, if you imply that GB is horsey, well then, GEE UP, COWBOY.

― c('°c) (Leee), Thursday, 18 January 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

the other day on NFL Total Access, Rich Eisen mentioned that Brady's now with Gisele Bundchen, and then they all got horndoggy and Adam Doucheter said, "it's hard to upgrade from Bridget Moynahan, but Tom Brady's done it." and I was once again made aware that sportscasters are ridiculous.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 18 January 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

omg gay = dead!

GB = GAY BASHER!!!!!!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 18 January 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

awesome, a new employee who just transferred from milwaukee came over to my desk to ask me something and i had this thread open but minimized to my task bar. while she was talking to me i heard her pause so i looked at her and she was staring at my screen. i looked at the screen to see what was up and realized that the window for this read "GAY ASS PIX..."

awesome. can i go home now?

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 18 January 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

And that is why you open multiple IE windows.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 18 January 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

i had two open! if i had three open it wouldn't have been a problem.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 18 January 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

In what way does Vincent from Beauty and the Beast resemble a horse?

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

"Retarded cross-eyed leopard" maybe but not a horse.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

okay now you are saying that Gisele Bundchen is a retarded cross-eyed leopard and that is mental. she's not my fave rave or anything but come on Ally.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 18 January 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

it seems kind of perfect that they're dating, because they're both people that are always being cited to me as phenomenally hot and in both cases I just sort of don't see it. Gisele deserves better than a serial killer, though.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 18 January 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

nature abhors a vacuum...but two vacuums end up sucking their way together!

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 18 January 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

OK this is the one time I will ever defend Brady, so everyone listen up: Brady is def a step up from her last squeeze, Leonardo DiCaprio.

And I'm sorry but the girl is cross-eyed, I mean I get 17 Victoria's Secret catalogs per week and she is definitely cross-eyed.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

All I'm saying is that it is obvious that Jeter has had the better hand with the ladies, even if he did go with Mariah Crazypants Carey for a while.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

I'll give you cross-eyed, but she is not a retarded leopard.

Okay, I'll give you cross-eyed and retarded, but not leopard.

Oh, bother.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 18 January 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

Well she's not ACTUALLY a leopard.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

All I'm saying is that it is obvious that Jeter has had the better hand with the ladies, even if he did go with Mariah Crazypants Carey for a while.

yikes, you may have just crushed your own arguement there. so while jeter has more pull he also, apparently, has no standards. a no ceiling/no floor type of guy.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 18 January 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

All I'm saying is that it is obvious that Jeter has had the better hand with the ladies

this is true, but it's only cause jeter has like 25% more homo to cover up.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 18 January 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

Are you saying you wouldn't go out with Mariah Carey, given the chance? Dude.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 18 January 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

i am saying if i was derek jeter there's no way in hell i wouldn't be doing better than that.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 18 January 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

Dude.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 18 January 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

so while jeter has more pull he also, apparently, has no standards.

You are saying this in defense of a man who dated Tara Reid.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

and "go out with" implys a relationship of some sort and that would violate my "no more crazy chicks" thing that i developed when i was 26. it's served me well for this long so i see no reason to change course now.

xpost- CHECK AND MATE.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 18 January 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

Also, jhoshea don't bring gayness into this argument because everyone here knows that both of these dudes are homosexuals.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

i just think jeter is 25% more gay is all

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 18 January 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

I was just guessing, since I have no idea who Vincent is and what he looks like. I just wanted to get my horse on.

― c('°c) (Leee), Thursday, 18 January 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

This is about that thread with the horse-fucking-to-death, isn't it?

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

No I just like horsy girls.

― c('°c) (Leee), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

i refuse to believe that scarlett johansson schtupped the jeter. i mean... waht.

http://espn.go.com/i/page2/photos2/tom_brady1.jpg
'u gonna get raped'

― SEACREST OUT OF IRAQ! (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

Scarlett Johannson has had sex with Benecio Del Toro and probably also Woody Allen, I mean c'mon dude.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

ew ew ew I've been pretending that Johannson was Allen's muse or whatever the fuck in only the most abstract sense.

she has old man issues, actually, from interviews I've read.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

I would have sex with Benicio del Toro, though; can't fault her there.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

Scarlett Johannson has had sex with Benecio Del Toro and probably also Woody Allen, I mean c'mon dude.

i find this oddly heartening. like i have a puncher's chance or something.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

I would have sex with Benicio del Toro, though; can't fault her there.

you're not missing anything. he's got busy hands and is selfish in the sack.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

uhm, so i've heard.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

the benicio del toro thing never happened, which i know 2 b a fact.

― SEACREST OUT OF IRAQ! (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

1/18: the day Ade Langston revealed himself to actually be Benecio Del Toro.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

um, how you doin', Ade?

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

gimmethekeysyoufuckincocksucker

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

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