I am Adam Schefter, and I regret going to Michigan.

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I am Adam Schefter, and I regret going to Michigan.

― Adam Schefter (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Schefter

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

FINALLY a source for the wiki.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

http://hosted.ap.org/photos/N/NYR10412170157C-big.jpg

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

I want someone to photoshop Adam Schefter into that now.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

This place is the best place on the internet.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

Publications

Romo: My Life on the Edge Living Dreams and Slaying Dragons, ISBN 0-06-075863-5, with Bill Romanowski and Philip Towle, 2005

Think Like a Champion, ISBN 0-06-662039-2, with Mike Shanahan ,9/1999

TD: Dreams in Motion, ISBN 0-06-019282-8, with Terrell Davis, 9/1998

― SEACREST OUT OF IRAQ! (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

Also, my relationships with Terrell Davis, Bill Romanowski, and Mike Shanahan were completely sexual in nature.

― Adam Schefter (chicago kevin), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

"Slaying Dragons"?

xpost LOL!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://scoopsnoodle.com/lix/schefter.jpg

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

Adam Schefter: Straight-Up Ballin' Your Denver Broncos From Noon Till Night Since 1990-Something

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

THANK YOU THAT IS THE BEST :D

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

YOURE WELCOME IT WAS MY PLEASURE

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

its always fun to avoid my job photoshoping things by photoshopping things

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

I have edited a wiki

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

haaa!

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha awesome!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

Will someone help me try to get the Brandon Arroyo wiki to stick?

― c('°c) (Leee), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

He looks so content and at peace w/ himself. It's nice.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

DON'T FUCK WITH BRANDON

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

I JUST WANTED TO GIVE EVIL TWINS BORNE OF TIM MCCARVER THEIR DUE RESPECT.

― c('°c) (Leee), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

someone changed back the wiki a little bit ago :(

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

The internet is dead to me.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

Do you guys think we should start a campaign to get that jpg on the NFL Network?

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

^^^YES^^^

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

ok how do I shot "Rich Eisen's e-mail address"

I will spend the rest of my work day on this project.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

i renamed the image adam_schefter.jpg and made an adam_schefter.html page on my website so now if we link to it (using different wording, from here and multiple other sites) like:

omg did you here that adam schefter of the nfl network has been named time magazine's person of the year for 2006! its teh best eva!

then at least he'll find it when he googles himself.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

for someone who's on tv he's got wicked shitty gis results - this should be easy.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

ok I love your plan.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

I just like the idea that he actually controls the information age, and that this is because of his relationship with Mike Shanahan, and the reason Al Davis is afraid of him

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

wiki edited

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

link your "fan page" to this page so we can create a moebius in internet-time

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:40 (eighteen years ago)

http://tinyurl.com/2dojg6

in the comments

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

tom - done.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

what are we all doing still at work?

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

i work @ home - not quite friday nite time yet.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

haha shit wrong thread, must be nice for you though.

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

is ok except i have no discipline as you might've guessed

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:53 (eighteen years ago)

jhoshea otm

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

CELTICS Blog?

― David R. (popshots75`), Saturday, 20 January 2007 01:13 (eighteen years ago)

what what what, who???

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Saturday, 20 January 2007 01:28 (eighteen years ago)

the g00gl b0m hasn't worked yet but this thread does appear on the third page when u google "adam schefter".

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Sunday, 28 January 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

ADAM SCHEFTER PART DEUX

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

that blows me away

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

ok what happened to the first page!!! LOL

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

I only disappointed that I can't click thru nu-Schefter to a page where I can order some Men's Recovery Project CDs.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

omfg
http://scoopsnoodle.com/adam_schefter/adam_schefter.gif

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

Page 3 = A++++++++

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

ok we need to start making this a myspace meme somehow to get this up to #1 in google

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

I am campaigning. We can make it happen.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

oh my jesus

― aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

OH MY STARS AND GARTERS

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

i wuv u scoops

― grbchv! (skowly), Thursday, 1 February 2007 02:01 (eighteen years ago)

OK WHO DID THE WIKIPEDA PAGE

― grbchv! (skowly), Thursday, 1 February 2007 02:02 (eighteen years ago)

oh wait

― grbchv! (skowly), Thursday, 1 February 2007 02:07 (eighteen years ago)

i think this board is changing things. what we're doing here is important. i'm glad you all see that and feel the same way. godspeed, everyone.

― roger goodell (gear), Thursday, 1 February 2007 02:11 (eighteen years ago)

wait u guys didnt see all five pages the 1st time? wtf

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

actually there is 6 pages but the last one is secret

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

i have been watching this for the last 10 minutes. it's hypnotic.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

ok i made SCHEFTER BLOG (and managed to misspell his in the title which is probably not the best for a g00l b0m but im not doing it a third time {1s time forgot login info :/})

anyway have at it login info is as follows:
user: theschefter
pass: is the name of the ilxor who everyone always said oh, ___________ to

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

I've seen the secret 6th page.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

wait that username doesn't work??!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

it works, goto http://www.blogger.com/start and click on the new blogger sign in w/yr gmail account link

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

oh, rulez. I fixed teh title for you and added an about me.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

sweet everyone post away @ yr own discresion!

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

ok man of the year is on 4th page of google results now - no gis yet

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 01:52 (eighteen years ago)

we have to keep this going up in the rankings. I have pleaded for help on myspace on occasion but I don't think it helped. Is there a way we could somehow get this onto the Amazon pages for Schefter's books?

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

ok u guyz have @ it http://my.barackobama.com/page/dashboard/private/gG5Jnv

login info same as the blog (use full gmail address)

btw the blog is now the 5th google result (scoops has fallen to 3rd page but whatevs)

― jh0shea, Friday, 23 February 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

scoops, have you played with http://www.google.com/webmasters/? Turn on advanced image search and make sure all images have alt tags

― JW, Monday, 26 February 2007 08:43 (eighteen years ago)

[Removed Illegal Link] is now talking about Adam Schefter on every page

― JW, Monday, 26 February 2007 09:09 (eighteen years ago)

DELETE ILX CODER MORONS PLZ

[Removed Illegal Link] is now talking about Adam Schefter on every page

― JW, Monday, 26 February 2007 09:10 (eighteen years ago)

GRRR
[Removed Illegal Link] is now talking about Adam Schefter on every page

― JW, Monday, 26 February 2007 09:11 (eighteen years ago)

wtf

― JW, Monday, 26 February 2007 09:11 (eighteen years ago)

GRRR
adam schefter

― JW, Monday, 26 February 2007 09:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://technorati.com/tag/adam_schefter

GET ON THAT ONE

― JW, Monday, 26 February 2007 09:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://unspun.amazon.com/Favorite-NFL-Network-Personality/list/show/3978

― JW, Monday, 26 February 2007 09:40 (eighteen years ago)

http://technorati.com/tag/adam_schefter

― JW, Monday, 26 February 2007 09:40 (eighteen years ago)

http://a9.com/adam_schefter

― JW, Monday, 26 February 2007 09:42 (eighteen years ago)

tanx jon i check all that out make improve become best adam schefter i can

― jh0shea, Monday, 26 February 2007 14:16 (eighteen years ago)

haha

STATEMENT REGARDING ADAM SCHEFTER REPORT:
ADAM SCHEFTER HAS ALWAYS BEEN A FALSE RUMOR MONGERER WITH RESPECT TO THE RAIDERS AND ANTI-RAIDER BASED UPON HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH DENVER AND WITH MIKE SHANAHAN.
NO DECISIONS HAVE BEEN MADE RELATIVE TO THE 2007 OAKLAND RAIDERS NOR WILL THEY BE MADE FOR SOME TIME.
ADAM SCHEFTER COULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN HIS INFORMATION FROM A “RELIABLE SOURCE” BECAUSE THERE’S ONLY ONE RELIABLE SOURCE AND HE DOESN’T TRUST ADAM.

[link here]http://www.allesaussersport.de/archiv/2006/12/23/green-bay-–-minnesota-97-und-wie-man-journalistenfeindschaften-pflegt//link]

― jh0shea, Monday, 26 February 2007 14:19 (eighteen years ago)

oh jeez

― jh0shea, Monday, 26 February 2007 14:19 (eighteen years ago)

Someone plz start a blog as Adam's Deepthroat

― JW, Monday, 26 February 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

someone please start a message board where links work ;_;

― Allyzay is growin old in a bar, Monday, 26 February 2007 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

maybe tom can fix it with css haha

― JW, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 23:56 (eighteen years ago)

http://i.a.cnn.net./si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0702/gallery.fan.tattoos/images/raiders.jpg
http://i.a.cnn.net./si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0702/gallery.fan.tattoos/images/tyson2.jpg
http://i.a.cnn.net./si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0702/gallery.fan.tattoos/images/shaq.jpg
http://i.a.cnn.net./si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0702/gallery.fan.tattoos/images/soccer.jpg

― jh0shea, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

ok the "I SLEPT WITH SHAQ" dude, what are you thinking?!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

GUYS

THE SCHEF JUST STOOD UP ON AIR AND SHOUTED OUT THE SPELLING OF HOUSHMANZADEH.

AMAZING.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 04:00 (eighteen years ago)

haha i saw that!! everyone else in the room wanted to beat him up so bad.

― cankles, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

haha figures. btw where the hell is rich eisen recently?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, right? I miss Rich Eisen. and football. and the FAQ. my world is filled with loss.

― horseshoe, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

as a Bills fan you should expect a world filled with loss amirite

― brownie, Thursday, 1 March 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

says the browns fan

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 00:14 (eighteen years ago)

six months pass...

adam schefter is now a facebook member.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 10 September 2007 15:41 (seventeen years ago)

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/monthly_09_2007/post-1452-1189443378.jpg

― cankles, Monday, 10 September 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago)

Religious Views:
Bahá'í

― cankles, Monday, 10 September 2007 17:13 (seventeen years ago)

Adam dedicated a song to all his friends. 11:27am
Party Like A Rockstar by Shop Boyz - "happy monday guize :D :D"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 10 September 2007 17:15 (seventeen years ago)

0-2

― hstencil, Monday, 10 September 2007 21:56 (seventeen years ago)

four months pass...

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/hashmarks/0-5-240/Brady-puts-Michigan-years-in-perspective.html

I am Tom Brady, and I regret going to Michigan too.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 31 January 2008 21:24 (seventeen years ago)

chip_brady.jpg RIP ;_;

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 31 January 2008 21:48 (seventeen years ago)

I am Tom Brady, and I regret going to Michigan too.

Sometimes I disagreed with it, but I would never change a day in my life, especially the lessons I learned there because those have really suited me well on the professional level.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 31 January 2008 21:59 (seventeen years ago)

there are a lot of days i'm tempted to just ban you to spite you.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 31 January 2008 22:12 (seventeen years ago)

do what you gotta do, if you need me i'll be down at bikini beach.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 31 January 2008 22:25 (seventeen years ago)

wait how is ally a mod here but i'm not, that is so fukked up

i have so many people to (pre-emptively) ban

― cankles, Friday, 1 February 2008 02:53 (seventeen years ago)

six months pass...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Schefter

O_O

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 19:01 (sixteen years ago)

Articles needing expert attention since April 2008

― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 19:07 (sixteen years ago)

o i c

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 19:09 (sixteen years ago)

!!!!!!!!!!!

― leavethecapital, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 01:12 (sixteen years ago)

this is good work

― bnw, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 04:59 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

I figured here was a good place for this:
Joking or no, the point remains:

How can it be wrong for an artist to be paid £11 million, and this is a terrible recrimination on the artist - and yet athletes (like musicians) can be paid equally outlandish amounts of money without criticism or reflection on their characters or political acceptability?

If you can address that or carry on the discussion, then go ahead. If you're just here to take me to task for my humour - careometer.jpg

― Sweaty and Cowbelled (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, September 17, 2008 1:32 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 17 September 2008 14:16 (sixteen years ago)

where the shit was that posted and what the fuck planet does she live on that people do not handwring and pat their faces with their hankies and need the smelling salts over athletes' salaries?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 14:58 (sixteen years ago)

Sweaty and Cowbelled

^^well done

― omar little, Wednesday, 17 September 2008 16:53 (sixteen years ago)

Just how much of a wanker is Damien Hirst?
of all fucking places

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 18 September 2008 02:18 (sixteen years ago)

lazy self-zing

― Every Day Jimmy Mod Is Hustlin' (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 19 September 2008 00:08 (sixteen years ago)

six months pass...

http://dealbreaker.com/images/thumbs/drudgesiren.GIF

Adam Schefter has disappeared from NFL Network

http://dealbreaker.com/images/thumbs/drudgesiren.GIF

― we are here to celebrate, worship and adore (daria-g), Friday, 27 March 2009 00:54 (sixteen years ago)

holy shit

HOLY SHIT

there are not enough drudge sirens to cover the magnitude of this

― the most brazen explosion of clitoral lust in folk-metal history (cankles), Friday, 27 March 2009 00:59 (sixteen years ago)

Somebody @ the NFL Network Has Lost their Damn Mind!! Adam is a True Profeesional and a Better Friend!! With a billion $$ dollar deal for 4yrs in place w/ DirectTV there has to be enough cash for the Best info Guy Going!!

^^^ GOOD POINT PERHAPS NFL NETWORK HASN'T READ HIS INFORMATIVE BLOGS ON BLOGSPOT?

― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 27 March 2009 03:22 (sixteen years ago)

http://thisiswhyyouregay.blogspot.com/2009/03/attn-nfl-network.html

― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 27 March 2009 03:27 (sixteen years ago)

ok i would like to go on record and say that i am not the newsday commenter who linked to schefterblog

― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 27 March 2009 03:50 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://dealbreaker.com/images/thumbs/drudgesiren.GIF
http://dealbreaker.com/images/thumbs/drudgesiren.GIF
http://dealbreaker.com/images/thumbs/drudgesiren.GIF
http://dealbreaker.com/images/thumbs/drudgesiren.GIF

SOURCES: ADAM SCHEFTER TO ESPN ... DEVELOPING

― the shep (shepard smith ha ha) (daria-g), Friday, 17 April 2009 01:44 (sixteen years ago)

O____________________________________O

― starsky and what (J0rdan S.), Friday, 17 April 2009 01:46 (sixteen years ago)

guys if he does an espn chat

― macarooni (omar little), Friday, 17 April 2009 01:47 (sixteen years ago)

guys you see what i'm getting at maybe

― macarooni (omar little), Friday, 17 April 2009 01:48 (sixteen years ago)

would be the banner day in ilnfl history imo

― starsky and what (J0rdan S.), Friday, 17 April 2009 01:48 (sixteen years ago)

this is the moment weve all been dreaming abt CONGRATS SCHEF!

― I can dance, shake tambourines, tell jokes... (ice cr?m), Friday, 17 April 2009 01:48 (sixteen years ago)

we have the hook, we have the bait, and the boat is en route

― macarooni (omar little), Friday, 17 April 2009 01:52 (sixteen years ago)

i feel like we created adam schefter and he belongs to us

― I can dance, shake tambourines, tell jokes... (ice cr?m), Friday, 17 April 2009 02:00 (sixteen years ago)

this is like BSG, he doesn't even know he's one of us

― macarooni (omar little), Friday, 17 April 2009 02:03 (sixteen years ago)

adam schefter im 500% positive is aware of us - i mean if hes ever googled himself - we at one point owned the 2nd and 3rd google results lol

― I can dance, shake tambourines, tell jokes... (ice cr?m), Friday, 17 April 2009 02:06 (sixteen years ago)

higher than his blog - only wikipedia had us beat looooool enormous epic

― I can dance, shake tambourines, tell jokes... (ice cr?m), Friday, 17 April 2009 02:06 (sixteen years ago)

congrats all, a job well done

http://www.scoopsnoodle.com/adam_schefter/adam_schefter7.html

^^^ahahahaha did not know this was on schefterblog. miss u reche caldwell O_O

― the shep (shepard smith ha ha) (daria-g), Friday, 17 April 2009 02:21 (sixteen years ago)

i am adam shefter and i regret moving to espn

― bela fregosi (brownie), Friday, 17 April 2009 02:33 (sixteen years ago)

this is a great day, a great great day

― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 17 April 2009 14:59 (sixteen years ago)

^___^

congrats to all involved

― (ooo)genesis (k3vin k.), Friday, 17 April 2009 15:11 (sixteen years ago)

well congrats isnt the word but u get it

― (ooo)genesis (k3vin k.), Friday, 17 April 2009 15:12 (sixteen years ago)

no, congrats is exactly the right word

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, 17 April 2009 15:25 (sixteen years ago)

finally i will again be able to bask in the sweet glow of adam schefter without purchasing directv

― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 17 April 2009 16:07 (sixteen years ago)

lol @ sweet glow of adam schefter.

i need 2 get my bro who works at espn 2 get sum access 2 the schef

― johnny crunch, Friday, 17 April 2009 16:15 (sixteen years ago)

ahahahaha

― horseshoe, Friday, 17 April 2009 17:57 (sixteen years ago)

the adam schefter era at espn has already started:

http://deadspin.com/5230246/seriously-this-has-to-be-seen-to-be-believed-type-in-the-contra-code-on-espncoms-home-page-right--now-update

― pollster grifter (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 19:19 (sixteen years ago)

this is awful, awful news

― What funky dudes; I'm voting for them. (cankles), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 19:20 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://dealbreaker.com/images/thumbs/drudgesiren.GIF

ESPN ANNOUNCES ADDITION OF SCHEFTER ...
He officially will start with ESPN in August, after the expiration of his NFL Network deal.  Schefter will appear on SportsCenter, NFL Live, Sunday NFL Countdown, Monday Night Countdown, ESPNEWS, ESPN.com, ESPN Radio, and the various and sundry other ESPN platforms.

DEVELOPING...

― hate the players, don't hate the game (daria-g), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 16:22 (sixteen years ago)

http://sageauthoring.com/sage/miscellaneous/graphics/a_emer_lights3.gif

― loose lobsters (brownie), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:46 (sixteen years ago)

http://sageauthoring.com/sage/miscellaneous/graphics/a_lightening.gif

― loose lobsters (brownie), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:47 (sixteen years ago)

http://i39.tinypic.com/acqv7n.jpg

― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 18:50 (sixteen years ago)

lol

― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 20:01 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://twitter.com/Adam_Schefter/statuses/2420456125

Writing a book is the male equivalent of giving birth. My new book, Class of Football, just arrived in mail. About to send link...

and here it is!
SCHEFTERBOOK

― CAR CHASE!!!!! (daria-g), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 14:53 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://i30.tinypic.com/xmsho5.jpg

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 16:09 (fifteen years ago)

http://deadspin.com/5360088/espn-finally-kills-adam-schefter

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 21:56 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.mdc.edu/homestead/PS_Homestead/Images/Animated_Siren.gif

http://i34.tinypic.com/30j4hzq.png

http://www.mdc.edu/homestead/PS_Homestead/Images/Animated_Siren.gif

― the nader of civilization (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:09 (fifteen years ago)

why arent you watching the game yo

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:11 (fifteen years ago)

^_^

― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:13 (fifteen years ago)

i am but i'm also doing other things, j0rdan s brought that to my attention xp

― the nader of civilization (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:13 (fifteen years ago)

k cool, carry on

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:14 (fifteen years ago)

so psyched that the schef retweeted me, he finally acknowledged me!!!

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:43 (fifteen years ago)

next tell him abt how you stole his identity

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:52 (fifteen years ago)

i'm building to that. you can't reveal that kind of info on the first date.

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:54 (fifteen years ago)

game, respect

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:56 (fifteen years ago)

haha awesome. trying to explain why i laugh when he's on tv to other ppl never works.

― bnw, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 03:58 (fifteen years ago)

i feel so weird that he's not got 45k twitter followers. he was the random near-faceless dude that i scouted out to make fun of forever...and now he's the MOST RESPECTED NFL JOURNALIST ALIVE. i like to think that schefterblog had its little piece in getting him hired by espn tho. so proud.

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 04:00 (fifteen years ago)

would make a great musical

The story concerns Adam Schefter, a Michigan graduate who takes speech lessons from professor Allyzay so that he can pass as an NFL correspondent.

― brownie, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:11 (fifteen years ago)

Dealing with profound issues of identity and regret this stunning masterpiece will have the whole family singing for weeks!

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 13:18 (fifteen years ago)

http://i33.tinypic.com/zkoj5v.jpg

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 15:59 (fifteen years ago)

ha, my one undercover edit to the wiki remains:

He is noted for his on-screen professionalism as well as his ability to get "accurate" inside information.

― a random googler, ripe for clowning (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:19 (fifteen years ago)

lol

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 21:51 (fifteen years ago)

joe ^_^

― iirc flair (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 22:37 (fifteen years ago)

lol @ schefter facilitating a tweet war between kerry rhodes & rodney harrison only to have it revealed a week later that the rodney harrison account was fake

― iirc flair (J0rdan S.), Friday, 25 September 2009 15:32 (fifteen years ago)

http://i34.tinypic.com/jzdzy1.png

― rather shipped (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 1 October 2009 02:46 (fifteen years ago)

Adam Schefter
Football Insider

― rather shipped (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 1 October 2009 02:47 (fifteen years ago)

The Schef is all over the twitter tonight wondering why people are only just noticing that he was in "The Longest Yard". Some guys just don't realize that they weren't actually famous until like 3 days ago.

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 4 October 2009 03:55 (fifteen years ago)

i had a nightmare last night that adam schefter had died

― johnny crunch, Sunday, 4 October 2009 04:18 (fifteen years ago)

i would sob uncontrollably for a day if that happened.

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 4 October 2009 16:24 (fifteen years ago)

i am like balthazar getty to his bill pullman -- he can't die.

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 4 October 2009 16:25 (fifteen years ago)

i think prob what would need to happen is just you would have to become him

― ice cr?m, Sunday, 4 October 2009 23:30 (fifteen years ago)

yea a schefter-less existence this world wld not allow

― johnny crunch, Sunday, 4 October 2009 23:32 (fifteen years ago)

now that i think abt it theres prob already been a few different adam schfters filling his shoes - would explain his constant omg cant believe people are really buying this smirk

― ice cr?m, Sunday, 4 October 2009 23:33 (fifteen years ago)

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=4530974

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 19:47 (fifteen years ago)

dude tweets so damn much, i might have to unfollow him

― gucci mane sucks (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 21:19 (fifteen years ago)

i know. he gets on tears and then it's like 20 in 5 minutes.

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 23:29 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

He was on Bill Simmons's podcast yesterday. Bill stifled laughter a few times. They talked about their kids.

― Bryan, Thursday, 28 April 2011 08:59 (fourteen years ago)

four months pass...

from mmqb -- schefter has 4 labradoodles

― johnny crunch, Monday, 12 September 2011 13:05 (thirteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

http://deadspin.com/5934576/adam-schefter-has-the-most-adorable-facebook-page

― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 14:45 (twelve years ago)

got a parrot named Pretty Face

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 August 2012 18:54 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18z8ck6u3rvykgif/original.gif

― johnny crunch, Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:43 (eleven years ago)

way

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:44 (eleven years ago)

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18z5iqfaydaadgif/original.gif

― balls, Friday, 6 September 2013 01:33 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 3m
Congratulations to my son's middle-school team, the Vikings, for finishing season 6-0 with great coaching from Keith Fruend and Jeff Butt.

― twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Saturday, 2 November 2013 01:30 (eleven years ago)

jeff butt

― lag∞n, Saturday, 2 November 2013 01:37 (eleven years ago)

four years pass...

.@AdamSchefter is fired up after another NFL concussion controversy. pic.twitter.com/00GaP8Uw7N
— NFL on ESPN (@ESPNNFL) January 8, 2018

― k3vin k., Monday, 8 January 2018 22:14 (seven years ago)

damn he never really gets heated like that

― Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 9 January 2018 01:23 (seven years ago)

three years pass...

https://www.latimes.com/sports/story/2021-10-12/nfl-jon-gruden-emails-washington-football-team

calls bruce allen “mr editor” when sending him an unpublished story to review!

― mens rea activist (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 04:45 (three years ago)

What a fucking toadie wow

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 11:55 (three years ago)

ahhh ha

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 14:24 (three years ago)

this is blatant, but yeah that’s obviously who he (and espn) is

even more interesting is how he, the ultimate nfl insider, got scooped by the wsj and nyt on this. obviously *someone* wanted gruden buried, but being a hatchet man would hurt the schef brand

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 15:23 (three years ago)

I don't think he would have ran with it if it were served up to him

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 16:20 (three years ago)

Adam Schefter Waiting On Final Edits From NFL Before Issuing Apology https://t.co/c6rmK6APON pic.twitter.com/b8kzcDkoFG
— The Onion (@TheOnion) October 13, 2021

― frogbs, Wednesday, 13 October 2021 20:06 (three years ago)

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