GET OUT OF COLTES WAI: YR SUPORBOWL 2007 THRED XL+I OMG!!!111

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If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 22 January 2007 03:20 (eighteen years ago)

Demond Sanders is going to snatch all balls thrown by rex grossman

If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 22 January 2007 03:22 (eighteen years ago)

LOLZ did anyone else catch the interview with Lovie Smith where sideline chicky asked him to "describe in n-words how it feels to be the first African-American coach in the Super Bowl"? She couldn't phrase that better?

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Monday, 22 January 2007 03:22 (eighteen years ago)

4 thoes w/ weak stummachs, do not gis "snatch"

If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 22 January 2007 03:24 (eighteen years ago)

the 2 most lovable head coaches facing off : D

‘•’u (gear), Monday, 22 January 2007 03:24 (eighteen years ago)

I know right? the "which head coach is more of a teddy bear-bowl"!

horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 22 January 2007 03:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.theperfectdarkness.com/miscimgs/huggles.jpg

‘•’u (gear), Monday, 22 January 2007 03:26 (eighteen years ago)

the BFF Bowl!

horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 22 January 2007 03:29 (eighteen years ago)

I first to predict Bears victory, probably first to be wrong then

Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 22 January 2007 03:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y155/rgin/sanders-mathis-june-jags9182005.jpg

COMIN'A'GIT'CHA

If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 22 January 2007 03:31 (eighteen years ago)

i think the bears have a better shot against the colts than they would against the pats, if only because maybe lovie can sneak into the rec room at tony's pad and photoscan his playbook.

‘•’u (gear), Monday, 22 January 2007 03:32 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.taans.ca/images/one_dead_bear.JPG

If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 22 January 2007 03:40 (eighteen years ago)

bear_cavalry.jpg here

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Monday, 22 January 2007 03:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.wjtg.org/mailboxclub/New%20Life%20in%20Christ%206/page6of2.jpg

‘•’u (gear), Monday, 22 January 2007 03:44 (eighteen years ago)

http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2005/09/11/PH2005091101764.jpg

If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 22 January 2007 03:46 (eighteen years ago)

NICE TOSS BLANCO NIiñO TOO BAD YR ASS GOT SAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKED

If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 22 January 2007 03:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.starstruck.com/Images/gallery/Product/SSProductImgs/P0031028.jpg

‘•’u (gear), Monday, 22 January 2007 03:48 (eighteen years ago)

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If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 22 January 2007 03:49 (eighteen years ago)

that's the offspring of the rapin the bears are going to put on the colts xpost

‘•’u (gear), Monday, 22 January 2007 03:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.cse.ohio-state.edu/~manukyan/preved.jpg

dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 22 January 2007 03:51 (eighteen years ago)

I'm reading that as saying "BEER!"

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Monday, 22 January 2007 05:42 (eighteen years ago)

Most importantly, teh Pats LOST!!!

greenie (Sans Sushi), Monday, 22 January 2007 10:02 (eighteen years ago)

I think gear is OTM upthread. I would have predicted a relatively easy Patriots win over the Bears, unfortunately, but now, as something of a Bears fan, I'm pretty psyched because I think they can actually beat the Colts. Maybe Peyton's finger will start acting up again!

But yeah, a definite AFC upset as far as I'm concerned.

And I thought Lovie deflected that preposterous question with grace and dignity.

Spine Swine (Roger Fidelity), Monday, 22 January 2007 12:53 (eighteen years ago)

describe in n-words how it feels to be the first African-American coach in the Super Bowl"? She couldn't phrase that better?

how did he answer that? "NIGGAS BE GOIN' TO THE SUPERBOWL!!!!"?

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Monday, 22 January 2007 14:20 (eighteen years ago)

the Pats' running game looked like it might be the one to finally break the postseason Colts D, but then they held them to 93 yards after all. This still isn't making a lot of sense to me! If the Bears' backs are magically unable to get any more yards on the ground after the Prince Extravaganza I will strongly suspect that Dungy has rediscovered the Gaulish magic potion.

TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 22 January 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

wtf does that mean?

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Monday, 22 January 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

wtf

TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 22 January 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

anyway that was supposed to be Asterix = Dallas Clark, Obelix = Jeff Saturday, Getafix = Tony Dungy, and Vitalstatistix = Peyton Manning, but it failed, miserably, I think I give up on this today

TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 22 January 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

ah the super bowl, how lovely: i will recline upon the couch of my gracious host, i will chew on some snacks, i'll get a little drunk, i'll make some jokes, i'll get psyched for prince, i'll place some small bets, and i won't really care.

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 22 January 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

The explanation doesn't help me understand your metaphor in the least.

Allyzay Eisenschefter doesn't get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 22 January 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

it's not my fault you didn't read racist french comic books when you were little.

TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 22 January 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/131/365942675_d0fa16ff8e.jpg

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Monday, 22 January 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

i would be totally down with cancelling the game and giving to either the bears or the colts and have prince play for four hours instead.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Monday, 22 January 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

1. lovie smith and tony dungy emerge from a giant inflatable half bears / half colts helmet holding hands and declare the super bowl to be a tie.

2. the players wander onto the field and all sit down together on a huge heart shaped picnic blanket.

3. prince plays for 4 hours.

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 22 January 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

I think you guys are overrating how much you like Prince.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Monday, 22 January 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

4. ricky manning jr. beats up matt fink and steals his laptop

Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 22 January 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

hi people I'm still really happy about this.

horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 22 January 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

no, i genuinely like prince more than i like the bears and colts combined. and i would rather watch the patron saint of strip clubs play for four hours than i would that game.

if nothing else i can root for the bears which won't be as much fun as rooting for the pats but the bears are the team i'm most familiar with after the pmen anyway.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Monday, 22 January 2007 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

Prince has kind of sucked for quite a few years now, is the point I'm making.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Monday, 22 January 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

so have the bears and colts yet all 3 will be playing on super bowl sunday.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Monday, 22 January 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

Someone is a sore loser, oh surprise it's a patriots fan. :P

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Monday, 22 January 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

Prince has kind of sucked for quite a few years now, is the point I'm making.

yeah but there could be lots of surprise cameo guest stars and stunts and stuff - i remember one super bowl in the 80s a dude flew around in a jet pack @ half time during a tableau describing the greatness of america - stuff like that.

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 22 January 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

Whoa I don't remember that at all. Combine that + Janet Jackson's booby somehow and we've got a four hour show. Prince, not so much :\

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Monday, 22 January 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

prince and justin timberlake could fite since they've got beef now

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 22 January 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

i'd take prince and a telecaster and a stack of marshall's halfway to heaven for four hours. hell, have him play in the parking lot during the game and broadcast it on the SAP feed, i'll listen to that over joe buck or whomever.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Monday, 22 January 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

OK Prince v Joe Buck is fair enough.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Monday, 22 January 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

Prince is fine and all, but I'm keeping with tradition and will be out in the garage fixing something that doesn't need to be fixed, or reading the new Onion book while taking a shit, or making a sandwich, or basically doing anything to avoid sitting through halftime, which is always the most depressing TV this side of a Carson Daly Times Sqaure New Years Eve for some reason

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Monday, 22 January 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

i'll be watching puppy bowl.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 22 January 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

god, i just realized i DO NOT WANT to be in this town if the bears win. i can't bring myself to root for the colts. i'm pretty much f'ed either way.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Monday, 22 January 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

Fox doesn't have the SB this year, right? Maybe I'm misremembering.

do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Monday, 22 January 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

nah it is CBS.

Kitty Halftime Show!

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Monday, 22 January 2007 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

BEST HALF TIME MOMENT EVER: MICHAEL JACKSON PERFORMING THEN EVERYONE IN STANDS HOLDS CARDS TO FORM CHILDREN OF THE WORLD HOLDING HANDS

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 22 January 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

i wish mtv still had the beavis & butthead halftime

dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 22 January 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

halftime should be an awkwardly protracted press conference with belichick fielding questions from the coors light guys

‘•’u (gear), Monday, 22 January 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

halftime should be an awkwardly protracted press conference with belichick fielding questions from the coors light guys beavis and butthead

dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 22 January 2007 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

and kitties

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Monday, 22 January 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://knitemare.org/cats/aggressive_defensive.jpg

DEFENSIVE CAT WAS NOT DEFENSIVE

dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 22 January 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

this is actually not a bad idea u guys

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 22 January 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

defensive cat did not execute

dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/131/365942675_d0fa16ff8e.jpg
^^^ I want him Photoshopps out of this picture and into something with Brian Dawkins flying.jpg???

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

Belichick has to appear somewhere on Super Bowl Sunday, even if it is just video of him shoveling Testeverde's driveway.

lk (lawrence kansas), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

is Peyton Manning's jersey always too big for him, or does he just have weird posture?

horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

Did you see that Mastercard ad with Testeverde??? Implication seemed to be that he was kept around by Belichick to go on beer/pretzels/hamburger runs during games or something.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

YES I SAW THAT! poor Vinny.

horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

i felt pretty bad for hasselbeck in the ad where he gets sacked by the burger king

dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

"what are you going to do? bench me?" was classic. esp. because vinny's delivery was sooooo bad.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

ALL of Hasselbeck's endorsements seem to at least imply a sacking is imminent. It's bizarre.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

GET OUT OF COOTIES WAI

c('°c) (Leee), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

Jim Valvis

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Burger King Sacking Hasselbeck [Sat Jan 13, 2007 2:01 pm]

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Burger King comes unblocked (yeah, right) and puts Hass right on the turf. Then he offers him a burger.

Dumbest of these commercials yet.

And they're all pretty dumb.

I was hoping Hass knocked the stupid burger out of his hand.

‘•’u (gear), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

diet pepsi commercial is the worst tho.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE DIDN'T GET THEIR DIET PEPSI.

c('°c) (Leee), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

all i wanted was a pepsi, just one pepsi

dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

YOU HAVE TO THROW SCREENS AND RUN DRAWS AGAINST THE BURGER KING

lk (lawrence kansas), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

He added that Brady embodies a coaching aphorism about physical gifts versus performance in games: "A quarterback is like a tea bag - you don't know what you have until you put it in hot water," Kelly said. "It's really true with him. He is at his best in clutch situations."

http://www.concordmonitor.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070121/REPOSITORY/701210388/1007/SPORTS

‘•’u (gear), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

A QUARTERBACK IS LIKE A TEA BAG

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

HE IS AT HIS BEST IN TEA BAG SITUATIONS

lk (lawrence kansas), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.rockmount.com/images/GQ%209-05%20Tom%20Brady%20in%20Rockmount%20693-Brown.JPG

‘•’u (gear), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

all i wanted was a pepsi, just one pepsi

ha, that's what i think during those commercials.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/neverforget-reche.jpg?t=1169492144

‘•’u (gear), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

HAHAHA OMFG MY MOM JUST SENT ME THIS E-MAIL:

"HAHAHAHA who am I:
8(
"

I am going to use the Reche emoticon FOREVER now.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/lolbruschi.jpg?t=1169491846

‘•’u (gear), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

omg @ ally's mom

say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

Bruschi is going to kill them with his chin of doom (on lend from Cowher)

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

i had to add reche 8(

‘•’u (gear), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

:D

wait

8D

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

Prince has kind of sucked for quite a few years now, is the point I'm making.

I think his last two albums were great!

polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 22 January 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/lolbruschireche.jpg?t=1169492623

‘•’u (gear), Monday, 22 January 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahaha do you think it is possible to somehow photoshop in Romo crying? Like just his head and hands, so it looks like he's standing back there too. Damn him for sitting on the ground.

BTW weirdest thing on NFLN last night was leading into a commercial break, they were just showing highlights of the day's games and Eisen was blathering on and on and on about his mom or whatever he talks about at that point in the drinking sessionevening after the games, and suddenly it showed RomoCrying.jpg and then went to commercial? WTF?

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Monday, 22 January 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/loviereche.jpg?t=1169493213

‘•’u (gear), Monday, 22 January 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

omg they showed the Jimmy Johnson pic (in bathing suit, holding a beer) during the pregame show

lk (lawrence kansas), Monday, 22 January 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

waht? thank god I missed that.

horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 22 January 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

the pic is around here somewhere.

lk (lawrence kansas), Monday, 22 January 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

ok ally it's a slow morning @ work

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/lolbruschirecheromo.jpg?t=1169493609

‘•’u (gear), Monday, 22 January 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

THAT IS THE BEST, THANK YOU :D

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Monday, 22 January 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/8476/365942675d0fa16ff8e9hc.jpg

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 22 January 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

8D

If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 22 January 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

that's awesome

also we should make a t-shirt that says "I don't get into monkeys"

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Monday, 22 January 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

omg they showed the Jimmy Johnson pic (in bathing suit, holding a beer) during the pregame show
-- lk (lawrence_kansa...), January 22nd, 2007. (lawrence kansas)

haha i tiled that all over a workmate's computer desktop when he was at lunch one time...even funnier cuz he doesn't watch football and didn't know who the hell jimmy johnson was...

M@tt He1g3s0n: oh u mad cuz im stylin on u (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 22 January 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

B(

aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Monday, 22 January 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

omg they showed the Jimmy Johnson pic (in bathing suit, holding a beer) during the pregame show
-- lk (lawrence_kansa...), January 22nd, 2007. (lawrence kansas)
haha i tiled that all over a workmate's computer desktop when he was at lunch one time...even funnier cuz he doesn't watch football and didn't know who the hell jimmy johnson was...

-- M@tt He1g3s0n: oh u mad cuz im stylin on u (matt@game[remove]informer.com), January 22nd, 2007 12:49 PM.

Howie Long commented that this was his wife's desktop wallpaper.

lk (lawrence kansas), Monday, 22 January 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

At any rate, at least the uniforms in this Super Bowl won't offend my eyes.

lk (lawrence kansas), Monday, 22 January 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/3792/ohnohunter9eg.jpg

8|

(this is from the ATF's website btw) (compilation version courtesy of dar1a)

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 22 January 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

¯\(°_o)/¯

aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Monday, 22 January 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

(O_O)

aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Monday, 22 January 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

omfg cannot stop laughing at that

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 22 January 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

guys i'm going to admit that i watched yesterday's games on about 1 hrs worth of sleep the night before and maybe i am overrating how funny this shit all was but goddamn.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 22 January 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://letterman.iscool.com/february97/2-3a.jpg

‘•’u (gear), Monday, 22 January 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

no but i think you're underrating how funny Todd Sauerbrun is. was i the only one who died every time he came onscreen? he's bigger than the linebackers!!!

aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Monday, 22 January 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

No, it was pretty WTF (tho I spent the entire game going through a box of Kleenex, thanx to my schnozz & an assload of nosespew). It's like Reche was trying to actually use that Bull Durham "breathe through your eyelids" technique, and trying way too hard.

[xpost]

TS had Hockuley-sized (sic) guns!

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 22 January 2007 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

D8

If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 22 January 2007 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

8[

aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Monday, 22 January 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

faq updated

‘•’u (gear), Monday, 22 January 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

i wonder is sauerbrun is back on steroids again?

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Monday, 22 January 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

lol i haven't checked the faq in a while, gear where did you find THIS

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/strahan.jpg?t=1169254609

aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Monday, 22 January 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

lol it was part of a subway banner ad! i excised jared fogle ; (

‘•’u (gear), Monday, 22 January 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

omfg x100

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 22 January 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/kobereche.jpg?t=1169503902

‘•’u (gear), Monday, 22 January 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

ok that's never going to stop being funny

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 22 January 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/randyjo.jpg?t=1169504378

‘•’u (gear), Monday, 22 January 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

LOLLLL

Billy Joel to Perform National Anthem February 4 at Super Bowl XLI on CBS
Monday January 22, 11:49 am ET

NEW YORK, Jan. 22 /PRNewswire/ -- Grammy-Award winning performer BILLY JOEL will sing the National Anthem during the SUPER BOWL XLI PREGAME SHOW on CBS at Dolphin Stadium in South Florida on Sunday, February 4, the NFL announced today. Joel becomes the first performer to sing the National Anthem twice in the Super Bowl.

Joel, who has won six Grammys and been nominated for 23 total, is one of the world's most-popular recording artists. His extensive list of accomplishments includes selling more than 100 million records, 33 Top 40 hits. He was awarded the Grammy Legend Award (1991), inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame (1992) and the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame (1999).

Super Bowl XL was watched by more than 141 million viewers in the U.S. last year. It is annually the nation's highest-rated TV program and the most-watched single-day sporting event. The game will be broadcast to a potential worldwide audience of 1 billion in more than 230 countries and territories.

This marks the second time Billy Joel has performed the National Anthem at the Super Bowl in South Florida; he was featured in the Super Bowl XXIII pregame show in Miami in 1989.

aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Monday, 22 January 2007 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

All right!

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 22 January 2007 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

Radical!

c('°c) (Leee), Monday, 22 January 2007 23:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/99/366419917_4e8848424a_o.jpg

am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 00:24 (eighteen years ago)

I just want to say that while I ain't come around so much these days, I still love you ILNFL and you are the best board and I will miss you and think of you all summer.

hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 00:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/9373/jimmy8da.jpg

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 04:37 (eighteen years ago)

MY EYES!!!!!

horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 04:39 (eighteen years ago)

horrendous

am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 05:12 (eighteen years ago)

where's bug eyes now?! when we need him the most!

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 05:23 (eighteen years ago)

awesome!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NB_D5IbcAeg

quite possibly the worst 1/2 time show ever.

jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/6388446_7_3.jpg

lookin good gear

aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

HIGGINS!!!

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

si?

jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

hadn't seen your name in a while is all. i abandoned i lurv baseball when arguments were starting whenever someone posted an opinion that wasn't quantified using 7th grade math skills. what a bore.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

^^^^^^^ otm, sadly

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

i can't deal with any other threads except the ones on ilnfl today. my god.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^ also OTM :(

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

i want to get everyone from that myspace/facebook thread together in one place and then have that place hit by a meteor.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

I stopped reading it. I mean, am I like wrong in thinking that it's totally creepy for dudes to go around collecting girls' myspaces, being too scared to talk to them, and internet stalking them until they find a common interest to harrass them over instead? DOES THAT MAKE ME SO OLD???

whatever, guys, our FAQ totally rules btw.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

the SUPER BOWL XL entry still bugs me actually, i mean they spot the BALL not the roethlishelmet~

aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

also wtf r u talkin abt god i hate ile

aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

i realized the secret to the colts' success, making it over the hump etc etc:

http://www.rickyproehl.com/images/ricky.jpg
RICKY "SUPER" PROEHL

aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

that's why the SUPER BOWL XL entry is funny though, I mean that line kind of doesn't spot much of anything though I guess if that's as good as we got then hey whatevs.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

well, i post here every now and then, but the skins sort of sapped my love for the nfl this year, much as i expect the vaunted triumvirate of the o's, phils and nats to do in baseball in a few short months.

do you think the nfl would have exploded w/ BOTH proehl and his illegitimate child smargina in the league? i do.

jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

btw here is a summary of that don juans thread

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v151/donkey_punch/1169464258077.gif

aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:22 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahahahahahaha yeah basically

higgins--you are a redskins fan?? Now we have two of those officially, this is most excellent! Sorry about the season, I had to watch an awful lot of 'skins games this year until I gave up and started doing bars again.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

started doing bars again?

jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

i would like to say i'm proud of this board for keeping ilx tolerable

‘•’u (gear), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah I was on a bit of a boycotting going to bars on Sundays kick but the couple weekends I did that and watched 'Skins games were just bad.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

haha since when were you boycotting bars on sunday???

say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

the early part of the season!!! For like 3 games.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

louis jagger is starting to remind me of ryan leaf

‘•’u (gear), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

ARGH

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

I am sorry I ever defended him at all against people asking to ban him or Jessie going batshit insane on him, he IS creepy and crazy and I was wrong. I hope everyone here accepts my apologies. Everyone on ILE though can suck it and deal with him themselves.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

it's really just gonna boil down to ned raggett making fun of louis for being a virgin.

‘•’u (gear), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

¯\(°_o)/¯

‘•’u (gear), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

(O_O)

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

([]_[])

‘•’u (gear), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

(?o?)

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

(*)_(*)
; ;

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

huh, that didn't work.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

(;o;)

what is best as "virgin face emoticon" i wonder

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

I definitely agree that this is the best board on ILX.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

('^')

If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

(v_v)

‘•’u (gear), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

bingo

If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

t(^_^t)

aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

(?O_O)?

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

t(^_^Q)

roger goodell (gear), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

;_1

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

\(-_-)/

roger goodell (gear), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)


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Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

(f-_-)f

aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

(zombie :()

aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

*\(@_@)/*

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aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)


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Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

well now I feel stupid and sonned!

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

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aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

salted salmon rex grossman

aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)


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aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

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If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.visoracle.com/kaleidoscope/mickeymouseterminal.gif

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

this came up on a search for 'peyton manning avatar'

http://www.cardboard.de/forum/images/avatars/avatar-1.jpg

roger goodell (gear), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

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aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

whoops I did not mean to post that naked lady
http://www.harrypotterfanzone.com/assets/ascii.gif

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

lol where is the "our theme: is DEATH" cat dancing thing?

If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)


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Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)


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Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)


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Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

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aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

oh shit, there are people working at the empty cubes around me, they're in from out of town for a meeting and i had to stifle a huge f'ing laugh there. did not work.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha ok "oh! my penis" is like the funniest thing I've ever read

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/sgt_peppers_large.jpg?t=1169586394

roger goodell (gear), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAA OMG

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

Meh

If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

i was gonna put him in a jfk assassination pic or something but i'm working with ms paint here, shit's kinda low-grade obv : /

roger goodell (gear), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

Roger you've got to get the flying squirrel tackle in their somewhere.

Ice Cream Electric (Ice Cream Electric), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

Colts favored by 7. I'm tempted to take the Bears! My nerves are wracked.

lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 26 January 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

I know. I feel I'm torturing myself even more by watching so much NFLN but OTOH that is better than how I spent the first half of the 90s obsessively getting print publications to pour through.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

I'm worried that the Bears D is going to be another "Orange Crush" demolished by an efficient offense. Still, their offense has a good running game.

lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

I'm not worried about that at all, in fact I'll be disappointed if that doesn't happen!

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

ILB math-hate makes me sad.

But this board makes me happy, so it's all good.

(go Pey-Less)

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

I'm worried because I'm betting the Bears! Just like I bet the Broncos. :'-0

lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

Hahahahahahahaha ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ hahahahahaha Broncos!!!!!!

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

where's gear with a confidence booster

lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

re: ILB it's partially douchebag hate + hatred of people who want to rep stats over all else constantly = no me likey but I like YOU, Daver, so we shall never mention this again.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, ma'am.

This week-off pre-SB nonsense is, um, nonsense. Just play the game, spit out the Prince medley, go to Hawaii, and bring on the NHL playoffs WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

WHY CAN'T THE COLTS BE IN BALTIMORE SO I CAN TURN THIS INTO A MIDWEST VS EAST COAST GRUDGE MATCH.

lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

I need an angle.

lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

Send me an angel, right now.

lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

Dude, it's horses versus bears! Speed against power! Offense against defense! Budweiser against mutual funds! Pick one!

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

Enough of your mathematics!

lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

horses v bears is pretty close to being that scene in alexander

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

I almost recorded that last night, until I remembered that I didn't want to watch it. I recorded some DD-horror-movie starring J3nna Jam3son instead (bless you Cinemax).

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

But SPEAKING OF FOOTBALL, I saw The Longest Yard remake yesterday. Jim Rome & Chris Berman & Bosworth & Romo & Michael Irvin in one movie! Upstaged by Kevin Nash acting like a girl! It sure was something.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

Hahahahahahahaha ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ hahahahahaha Broncos!!!!!!

if you took the money line in the SB vs. GB you made A FUCKING TON OF MONEY.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 26 January 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

take it to the movies thread Daver!

TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 26 January 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

i'm here!

the bears will flummox peyton manning with their speed and dark-colored jerseys. early in the first quarter mark anderson will 'accidentally' step on manning's right thumb, rendering him ineffective for the duration. the bears will stack the deck against the run game and force manning to beat them, which he will not be able to do, though the game will be a relatively close one because of the inherent potency of the colts' offense.

bears 27, colts 21

roger goodell (gear), Friday, 26 January 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

that sounds about right

lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 26 January 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

early in the first quarter mark anderson will 'accidentally' step on manning's right thumb, rendering him ineffective for the duration

aieee. something else for me to obsessively fret about.

horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 26 January 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

"Make it look like an accident"

http://www.post-gazette.com/images3/20060109wap_fbn_kimo_palmerPJ_450.jpg

lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

omg I was ranting "WHAT A CHEAP SHOT" like a loony after CP's bout w/ Kimo theraphy (lou lawls).

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

Tears of joy were streaming down on my betting slip.

lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

dude wtf is Peyton Manning's situation that ppl can even be stomping his thumb.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/packer/img/news/dec05/xstand1207.jpg

lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 26 January 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

The more I think about it, the more it becomes obvious that the Bears are going to win in a rout.

fyi

lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 26 January 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

pffffffffffft

Rex Grossman is no Jim McMahon.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 26 January 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

he is a pagan Trent Dilfer

lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 26 January 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

He cd be a Mike Tomczak(sic), tho.

[xpost]

pffffffffft

He's Tom Hanks in Dragnet.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 26 January 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

Thomas Jones is the virgin Connie Swales (sic).
Brian Urlacher is Dan Ackroyd.
Dwight Freeney is Christopher Plummer (obv).

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 26 January 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

Jim McMahon wasn't even a Jim McMahon.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

Jim McMahon is Emil Muzz

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

The main fear I have about this game is that EVERYONE is picking the Colts. Which, like, happened with the Cowboys-Bills super bowls too and that didn't really hurt the 'Boys but it still gets my nauseo-meter running.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

The main fear I have about this game is that EVERYONE is picking the Colts

which is what happened in the green bay denver super bowl. that's why picking the money line was such a great deal and if everyone jumps on the colts bandwagon i may lay some cake on the bears.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 26 January 2007 22:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/theeyez.jpg?t=1169862641

roger goodell (gear), Saturday, 27 January 2007 01:51 (eighteen years ago)

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/6531/caldprezkj1.jpg

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 27 January 2007 04:01 (eighteen years ago)

i was gonna put him in a jfk assassination pic or something...

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/5325/caldswaldqo1.jpg

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 27 January 2007 04:39 (eighteen years ago)

haha!

roger goodell (gear), Saturday, 27 January 2007 05:17 (eighteen years ago)

OMG!!!

Ice Cream Electric (Ice Cream Electric), Saturday, 27 January 2007 12:38 (eighteen years ago)

DAMMIT, DON'T MAKE ME ROOT FOR PEYTON PLACE.

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/7363/bearssignpd1.jpg

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/7759/dabears2xr0.jpg

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

pro football fans in bad taste SHOCKAH.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

ugh that is kind of above and beyond bad taste, but I hate Rex Grossman and Erlacher anyway so it wasn't like I was pulling for those douches.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

ugh is right and yet I'm compelled, by a force greater than me, to bet the Bears

lk (lawrence kansas), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

Ally do you hate ALL underachieving flameouts and soup spokesmen¿

Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

No, just Hasselbeck and Grossman. I'm ok with McNabb!!

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

ARIZONA FINISHING WHAT AL-QUEDA STARTED.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 29 January 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

goddamit, bears fans, you make the rest of us look bad >: (

roger goodell (gear), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

INDIANAPOLIS FINISHING WHAT MRS. O'LEARY'S COW STARTED.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

on the local news last night they were showing colts fans trash talking in indiana, it was hilarious. i mean, YOU'RE WEARING BIB OVERALLS IN A SHOPPING MALL!!! GET A GRIP LADY!!!

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

BEARS FINISHING WHAT MORANS STARTED

lk (lawrence kansas), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

watch for a bud light ad during the game with a chick on a couch talking to a robot. Teh grrl ist mein cousin!

bnw (bnw), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

is she single (can I do her) y/n?

If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 29 January 2007 23:38 (eighteen years ago)

I think today if I still feel like it when I get our of the office I'm going to try and make a jackin' chicago acid house number about lovie smith

TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

Deion Sanders has blue Colts stripes on the collar of one of his weird shirts for Super Bowl media day.

horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

Which is weird because he obviously hates the Colts with a lot of energy judging by his NFLN commentary?!

This article kind of creeps me out:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=neel/070129

OK so we now have:
1. People who hate Peyton Manning because he wins a lot
2. People who hate Peyton Manning because his last name is Manning
3. People who hate Peyton Manning because if he wins too much it will remind them how their own life is nothing but a house of cards and they will lose their loser hero or some shit???? WTF?

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

I kind of don't want to read that article because I'm sick of being the only person I know who loves Peyton Mannig. but I'm about to read it anyway.

horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

also, that is really fucked up, if the dude who wrote that article likes Peyton, because it's obvious that no Super Bowl ring has really fucked Dan Marino up and put him in a position to be mocked by the likes of Boomer Esiason. I wouldn't wish that shit on Tom Brady.

horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

Hahaha I know! I am now reading another article (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs06/columns/story?columnist=thompson_wright&id=2746409) which starts off with the Peyton/Marino dig!! This article is more complimentary, and contains this gem:

It's taken a while, but Manning seems to have found some zen during the football season. He's trying to run his own race, not to measure himself against others. It isn't easy. You have to understand: Long before Peyton Manning was a football player, he was a football fan. He spent family vacations in the backseat, quoting statistics and records until younger brother Eli wanted to scream. He has always known exactly who was doing what.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

ahahahaha! I think part of the reason I dig Peyton is that I'm the annoying dorky sister in my family. not that I'm good at everything the way he is.

horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha ILX cut off part of my post! Pretend it says underneath it, re: bolding, THERE'S YA PROBLEM NY GIANTS

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/playoffs06/news/story?id=2747099
this article is pretty entertaining, it is about the evolution of halftime shows.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

"In 1967 Joe Namath passed for over 4,000 yards in a 14 game season"

http://www.msgnetwork.com/mediaStore/p/peyton_eli_071306dr.jpg

lk (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

Eli is like, god just drink your fuckin beer already you nerd.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

The halftime shows became technically awesome but culturally cumbersome theater -- an effort to hit every TV audience demographic and musical taste in a 12-minute show. Consider halftime at Super Bowl XXIX in Miami (in 1995), played out to an odd Indiana Jones motif and featuring a still odder mix of Tony Bennett, Patti LaBelle, trumpeter Arturo Sandoval and the Miami Sound Machine -- plus skydivers and pyrotechnics. It was like a revival of Ed Sullivan -- only on steroids and amphetamines.

^^^^^^^ I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THIS.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2006-09/25325370.jpg

'it's okay, in his first three seasons dan fouts threw only 16 tds against 36 ints. you're doing much better.'

roger goodell (gear), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=hruby/070130 - somewhat funny, somewhat unfunny questions to ask on media day but these two had me roflmao

Alex Brown, Bears defensive lineman: A billion or so Chinese don't care about the Super Bowl. Why don't they respect your team?

Marvin Harrison, Colts receiver: It would really, really bother you if we moved this microphone six inches to the right, wouldn't it?

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

88 white grand pianos rimming the field.

HMM.

c(,,c) (Leee), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

"pianos" being so. florida slang for trannies.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

Is that like when otto was itching for a "cookie," but he didn't really want cookies?

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

i've got to get the hell off ilx.

roger goodell (gear), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

i've come to grips with the fact that i'm never having chocolate chip cookies again david.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

that 'dog latin says goodbye/fake jaymc ex pops in' thread just isn't doing it for me. i don't know how to laugh anymore.

roger goodell (gear), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

must be something going around because i have a case of that too.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

the thing is that that thread isn't at all funny and whomever is doing the fake jaymc ex thing is a very sad person indeed.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

Then you guys will really hate this.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

sorry but it comes across as a louis jagger attempt at humor, i don't know wtf everyone is 'dying over here' about

roger goodell (gear), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

oh man :-/

roger goodell (gear), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

LOL AWESOME

xp

If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

haha man heather has been airbrushed to all git out, I hate maxim

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

i apologize for turning this thread into cease-and-desist but there was no place else to turn to

roger goodell (gear), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

ELBOW FIRMLY ON ZEITGEIST

If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

wait what is up with the "fuck da orphans" shirt

xpost do not apologize, I agree with you 100 percents

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

maxim, unsurprisingly, is blocked at work for me.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

Nothing better to do until sundai

xxxpost

If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

god, i won't even be able to go out to a bar to watch this stupid game. i'm gonna be stuck in my house drinking beer by myself, which, now that i think of it, is still preferable to going to someone else's house and drinking beer with people who don't care about the game.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

dude it's just the FUCK DA EAGLES chick wearing a very, very small version of the FUCK DA EAGLES shirt, you aren't missing much.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

i was talking to the bartender at my local on sunday asking her how last weekend was, she said it was SRO (which, for that place, is astounding) by 1:30 p.m.

on a sunday. i won't be able to get near it this week.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

I thought that a surprise appearance by an abandoned anus bib taunting jaymc was humorous, but I liked Beerfest, too.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

xp

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

KEVIN, YOU CAN COME TO DC AND oh shit didn't mean to caps lock come to our super bowl party!!

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

y'know, i wonder how many airline miles that would cost...

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

holy crap, it's only 15,000 miles. i'd still have like 13,000 left. but i won't go. i've got to bank my days off because i'm gonna wanna go on a real vacation this summer before this city drives me totally insane once and for all.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

THAT IS UNDERSTAN...jesus christ fucking DC thread with its all caps. anyway that is understandable!!!

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

i was invited to Buffalo and was going to go until I realized it's winter.

lk (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

me and my Kosar fathead will be kicking it local

lk (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

the mild december had me fooled into thinking chicago is a really great place to live, but now that we're stuck in our longest subfreezing stretch in 3 years i remembered that there isn't a single redeeming thing about this godforsaken prarie town on a the edge of a lake. sunday's high temp MIGHT hit double digits. fuck this place. why do i live here?

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

cheap beer and lake effect snow!

lk (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

: (

roger goodell (gear), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

those cancel each other out lawrence.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

I kinda miss getting all warm and tooted inside some University Ave bar, then walking out into the negative teens and instantly sobering up for the ride home.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)

i get all warm and tooted inside some division st or western ave bar then walk out into the negative teens and wonder if i'll passout from the cold and die in the bushes during my walk home.

why the fuck don't i live in san diego?

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

Why don't we ALL live in San Diego. It might be snowing here on SB Sunday as well, I hope these people do not become marooned in my house elsewise we will probably end up eating each other once we run out of booze

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

classix.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

when i got home last night it was 42 degrees in my apartment. maybe if i lived someplace where the fucking heat worked i wouldn't hate this town so much. or be sick all the time.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

Agh!! Tell me about it! The heat in our place never works very well. It doesn't help that it is a basically almost completely open layout in a basement as well. I've got a space heater but it really needs to be above 40 outside for that to really matter much.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

don't blame poor chicago, blame the landlord!

btw southern cali will be an arctic wasteland in five years time

roger goodell (gear), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

ok Al Gore

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:40 (eighteen years ago)

i live in a basement apartment. i'd lived in garden apartments before so i figured this wouldn't be too bad. it's completely different. plus the radiators don't work at all so i have a heater i bought from target and my comforter over me at all times.

needless to say this all adds to my cookielessness.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

we need to wake up, ally. wake up to the truth.

roger goodell (gear), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

as inconvenient as that may be.

roger goodell (gear), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

Ours is kind of a garden apt? Like it is not completely basement level. But whatever, it is cold and doesn't get very good light. It's not too terrible in the summer but it's been very cold this winter, and the winter itself hasn't been terribly cold. Our radiators are bad and our landladies (who live upstairs) apparently cannot be bothered to turn them on ever.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:44 (eighteen years ago)

1. Kevin, you really need a new place. I'd like to punch your landlord in the head.

2. It is stupid cold in Chicago today.

3. I am afraid to watch the SB anywhere but in my house b/c rabid Bears' fans might kill me.

4. There is no level on which I understand that other thread.

5. we need to wake up, ally. wake up to the truth.


as inconvenient as that may be.

-- roger goodell (), January 30th, 2007.

Frank Gore?

5. I love u, ILNFL!

horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:53 (eighteen years ago)

i like the cut of your jib, horseshoe

horseshoe now has these privileges on the I Love NFL board:

Categorisation
Board editing
FAQ editing
Can pass on privileges

roger goodell (gear), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 23:09 (eighteen years ago)

I love ILNFL!

c(,,c) (Leee), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 23:36 (eighteen years ago)

who the f is punxutawney penis

roger goodell (gear), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 23:42 (eighteen years ago)

As someone who grew up in San Diego, I recommend against living there.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 00:08 (eighteen years ago)

i've never been to san diego and i've lived in l.a. since '99 : /

roger goodell (gear), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 00:11 (eighteen years ago)

aw, thanks, gear!

horseshoe (horseshoe), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 00:22 (eighteen years ago)

I've never been to Ft Smith.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 00:23 (eighteen years ago)

c or d: Michael Strahan and Warren Sapp running around media day, harrassing Peyton and also all female reporters they could find.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 01:46 (eighteen years ago)

punxutawney penis = ADE

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 01:53 (eighteen years ago)

i thought so, maybe, but my confusion was due to this:

gear Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes
Leee Yes Yes Yes - Yes
papa la bas Yes Yes Yes - Yes
Dan Perry Yes Yes Yes - Yes
TOMBOT Yes Yes Yes - Yes
lawrence kansas Yes Yes Yes - Yes
Haikunym Yes Yes Yes - Yes
PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS Yes Yes Yes - Yes <<-----
horseshoe Yes Yes Yes - Yes
Adrian Langston Yes Yes Yes - Yes <<----
allyzay Yes Yes Yes - Yes
hstencil Yes Yes Yes - Yes

roger goodell (gear), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 02:00 (eighteen years ago)

OMG HOSTILE TAKEOVER

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 02:30 (eighteen years ago)

No No No - No :(

polyphonic (polyphonic), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 03:16 (eighteen years ago)

i'm spreading!!!!!!!!!!!

aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 03:35 (eighteen years ago)

i think i just figured out what cookies are

king eagle of the Lemon Creek group (skowly), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 03:45 (eighteen years ago)

Delicious, is what they are.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 03:57 (eighteen years ago)

Some of us will never know, tho. Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 04:08 (eighteen years ago)

For what it's worth, fellow saddoes, I'll probably be in my humble dust-ridden abode, probably by myself, turning 32 and 2 days and half-heartedly watching the Super Bowl, blowing my nose throughout the day because this BS cold I've had for the past week-plus will be lingering like a wart on my dick.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 04:12 (eighteen years ago)

omg happy almost birthday, Dave!

horseshoe (horseshoe), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 05:45 (eighteen years ago)

d00d SB party at Dave's house!

And preemptive happy wishes!

c(,,c) (Leee), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 06:11 (eighteen years ago)

david r, i give thee.... MOD PRIVILEGES

http://battellemedia.com/images/sistine%20chapel.jpg

happy birthday

roger goodell (gear), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 06:59 (eighteen years ago)

btw put on some pants

roger goodell (gear), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 07:01 (eighteen years ago)

Jealous much? :-D

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 13:59 (eighteen years ago)

Dave R, happy birthday!

PS you dropped some raisins on your lap.

lk (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 14:08 (eighteen years ago)

thx, bros & non-bros.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 14:10 (eighteen years ago)

& go Colts.

http://www.spokesmanreview.com/ap/media/Colts_Sendoff_Rally_Football.sff.jpg

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 14:15 (eighteen years ago)

They really 'R'.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 14:16 (eighteen years ago)

happy birthday david! 32 was the worst year of my life! so you have that to look forward to.

also, according to the WGN weather guy the high temp in chicago for SB Sunday will be 5 degrees. FIVE. FUCK!!!

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 14:21 (eighteen years ago)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

m@rcello car1!in needs a punch in the balls.

also, wtf @ this media day question to marvin harrison:

"It would really, really bother you if we moved this microphone six inches to the right, wouldn't it?"

roger goodell (gear), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

Geardude, keep this board MC-free!

As for that ?, was it some oblique zinger re: him (supposedly) not being able to catch passes that aren't thrown directly at him?

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

i googleproofed it : D

is there some competition every year between reporters to see who can ask the 'wackiest' question?

roger goodell (gear), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

I thought the "real" journalists would leave the wacky shit to some BEST DAMN SPORTS SHOW turd, or some other slaphead. Unless the "real" journalists are angling for the bank that such debasement offers. Not that asking the same old "how do you feel about x and y" questions is a higher-calling sort of gig.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

'rex, if i started walking in your direction would you begin to back up and then trip over your own feet?'

roger goodell (gear), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

"Brian, how long were you on antibiotics after breaking up w/ Paris?"

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

guys that media day article I posted was a joke, those weren't real questions that were actually asked!

Did you guys see Strahan and Sapp harassing Peyton though???

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

oh : (

i didn't see that, but i would have enjoyed it. i would have liked to have seen peyton's comebacks. 'they aren't saying "booo", michael, they're saying "gap teeth in your mouth so my dick's got to fit"'

roger goodell (gear), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

It would basically rule tho if someone asked Erlacher about Hilton's herpes and told him to pass the message on to Matty L.

Peyton didn't have any comebacks at all! He stoically ignored them, which prompted them being all like, "Oh he ignores us now but you know he doesn't ignore us on Sundays *high fives*" defensive end bonding-over-killing-qbs nonsense.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

Did Peyton strike back with adjusted sack stats?

lk (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

xpost

lk (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

"I got your adjusted sack RIGHT HERE"

Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

boioioioioioioiioing

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

what the holy hell...

http://scoopsnoodle.com/adam_schefter/adam_schefter3.html

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

ok that just keeps getting better and better

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

dude that shit was MOVING

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

loved her, hated him

Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

one thing to remember this weekend, everyone

http://www.gracebiblefellowship-tx.org/Jack%20Hamm%20Graphics/Legalized%20Gambling.gif

roger goodell (gear), Thursday, 1 February 2007 02:47 (eighteen years ago)

Man, Tom Landry is gonna fuck you up if you gamble.

Hey, how do you set up those boxes to gamble on? It's like top row 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and then side row 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0, right?

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

you fill out the squares first then draw random numbers or else no one would buy the 5,5 square or the 2,8 or whatever.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

yeah sell the squares first! then draw the numbers randomly.

I plan on being the "house" at the supa bowl party- I will take all bets and then root for the team that will make me not lose money Tom Landry be damned.

lk (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

Why would no one buy the 5,5 square, they're perfectly good numbers and anyway at least half of my guests know nothing about football.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

You want to run a clean game? Follow our advice or suffer the consequences!

also, the dude that drew that Landry pic, Jack Hamm!

lk (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

oh, it's not the Pittsburgh linebacker; he's Jack Ham

lk (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

hey, no one is running a pool here at work (we just hired a new ethics and compliance officer and he's got a real boner for his job) so i'll paypal some cash and buy squares. if you promise not to screw me over. and you have to mean it.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

breakin the law
breakin the law

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

King of Cleveland numbers racket dead
Virgil Ogletree, 84, made, lost a fortune Thursday, January 25, 2007


Virgil Ogletree, onetime high-flying king of the numbers racket in Cleveland, died last week in a Cedar Avenue apartment.

Ogletree, 84, who once wore the finest clothes behind the wheel of his custom Cadillac and jetted off to vacation spots around the world, had lost so much money by his most recent arrest in 2003 that the court declared him indigent and appointed a lawyer for him.

He escaped jail without a trial because of Alzheimer's disease. Relatives cared for him while he lived in an apartment near East 70th Street and Cedar Avenue.



At his height, he was one of a handful of Cleveland powers in the numbers games, the black-market predecessor to the Ohio Lottery.

Typically taking in $20,000 in bets daily with 40 to 50 runners working for him, he was friendly with fellow numbers magnate and later boxing promoter Don King.

"Don King and the others, they had business," said Ogletree's longtime lawyer and friend James Willis, who often represented the other major players, too. "But I don't think it was as large as his. Virgil Ogletree made as much money, if not more money, booking the numbers than anybody ever did in the state of Ohio.

"But he wasted a lot of it, burned it up, loaned it to people, gave it away.

"Any way you can screw up a lot of money, he did it."

Police and FBI and IRS agents have confirmed most of what Willis said, but often in the form of court filings while pursuing charges against him. In addition to contending with gambling charges, Ogletree faced a string of other complaints, ranging from evading taxes to selling drugs to trying to expand his racket into Atlanta.

He went to prison twice - for gambling charges in Atlanta and for drug sales in Cleveland - and was constantly fending off other criminal charges.

lk (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

^Allyzay don't let this happen to you ;_;

lk (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

I would never die in Cleveland.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

We are generous tippers. Let's discus.

lk (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha! Allyzay, on ILE thread, "We know British people don't have tips or servers or teeth"

ha!

horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

I just don't understand that thread at all, between British people not having servers (which is a lie, they do, BUT NOT IN PUBS, no one on that thread seems to understand that pubs are a different thing than traditional US bars, or even US versions of pubs) and tipping (they don't seem to get that they still pay for the person's wages in the end? Because their beers cost more in my experience?) and then jaymc being completely unable to comprehend that one must order from a waitress when sitting at a table is just like ARGH WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE, WHO ARE YOU ALL and I know most of you are lovely people WHY SO CRAZY?

Though jaymc not understanding the concept of waiters is way more tolerable than jaymc suddenly announcing all of his research on alex p on a thread creepy-style yesterday, between him and LJ doing his "thing" on that thread I was like whoa I need to just go home and get away from my terrible, terrible job and it's internet.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

everytime tipping is discussed on ILE a numbers runner dies :_;

lk (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

I know. the worst thing about that thread is that it's basically awesome, or, at least, B.L.A.M.'s updates are awesome, but then people be messing it up with their arcane tipping debates. I think I'm glad I missed the thread where jaymc announced alex p research. :(

anyway, hi ILNFL! u r very pretty.

xpost: haha. lawrence kansas, are you still requiring everyone who comes to your SB party to gamble?

horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

I'm not hosting and in fact will be traveling 60 miles, but I will make it very clear that I will cover all bets and will withold the premimun wine from all non bettors.

lk (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

horseshoe, thirsty thursday in lincoln park tonight, you in?

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, I think so, Kevin! especially because today is the warmest day of the week left.

horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

haha i just tried to invite my friend rob over for the super bowl and he was like 'eff you this guy at work has a hi-def tv'. now sammy's not even sure he's staying with me. BEREFT.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:24 (eighteen years ago)

I had this last night and will bring it Sunday, no one can resist it's siren call to gamble

http://static.flickr.com/32/101863205_affce9f64a_m.jpg

lk (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

Matt, come over my place! I have HDTV! And these awesome Japanese jelly candies! And wood floors!

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

that looks delicious; I would certainly gamble after imbibing it. the SB party I may go to involves kegs and eggs, though.

xpost: mmm, Japanese jelly candies!

horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

Oh man I scored at Trader Joe's last night wrt the wineage, they had the Amarone I like there so I bought like 150 bottles of it (nb this is an exagerration). Also got to stock up on low-price prosecco to pop open when the Colties kill the Bears!! Also "sparkling sake" wtf

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

dammit, Ally. I just really want to go to your party, esp. because then I won't feel guilty for rooting for the Colts.

horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

wait, sparkling sake?

lk (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

Our party will be attended by some Ravens fans who HATE the Colts so sparks might fly!!

And yeah, sparkling sake? I had never seen such a thing in my life, so obviously 2 bottles were necessarily purchased.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

oh god Ravens fans. Watch the good silver.

lk (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

potential party attendees include:
TV'S THE WANKETTE, maybe I can convince him to live blog the Super Bowl?
a person who will be attired in Colts pajamas
a Ravens fan who hates the Colts
a Boston hipster Patriots/Sox fan
a girl who is mainly attending to play with my Nintendogs
a lot of people who will basically be spending half of the day outside in front of the Morrocan embassy smoking
a vegetarian!!

There will be so many wings eaten.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

why will these people be smoking a vegetarian? UNDULY HARSH. i am outraged and will be starting a thread IMMEDIATELY.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

you mean UNRULY HASH, Shirley.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

speaking of pats/bosox fan, someone in the parking lot of our building has a red sox sticker on their car. i must figure out who it belongs to and determine if they are fans or if they are bandwagon jumpers. once i have that figured out the decision to throw a cinder block through the rear window is pretty much made for me.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

what have you got against a vegetarian getting a smoker at a party? to each his reach man!

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

I still have to buy the beerz, I think I am going to finally utilize our gift Costco membership and gift card for this express purpose, also to buy a "jumbo warehouse sized" bag of chicken wings.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/60/200359109_4b87bfb1f6.jpg

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

i'm gonna be watching the game with two pats fans, a giants fan, and an eagles fan! : D

roger goodell (gear), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

i'm gonna be watching by myself. me and 12 of my blue ribbon buddies.

http://adweek.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/pabst_1.jpg

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

word up except i will be drinking cheap-ass trader joe's beer

Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

Trader Joe's beer is usually pretty good.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

pick up some spaten, brah! the optimator!

roger goodell (gear), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

the Bavarian is good, but their heavier beers are REALLY heavy, it's like chewing cheese.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

I got a sixer of the bohemian lager to try out

TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

I actually really liked, strangely enough, that blueberry wheat beer (yes I know man law etc) they had this summer

TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

I think there will only be Browns fans at the party I'm attending. Well, except for one Steelers fan but he is an air traffic controller and thus unhinged so he can't be held accountable for his actions.

lk (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

we should figure out a way to sic lawrence kansas & Browns fans on Ravens fans at Ally's party.

horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

I will form a posse. We ride at dawn.

lk (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha and film the results?

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

yay!

horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

you have to name names. do they post on ILX?

mccarthy (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

I'm watching with other 49er fans, so I'll just back out quietly.

c(,,c) (Leee), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

SOME of these people post on ILX...

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

lol @ "a vegetarian!"

say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

how many beers do you think we need, dude? Like 300? There will be 16-20 people.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

you will need at least 160-200. 300 would be safe.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

whatever the result may be i'm getting my gf to drive me to and from the SB party because i'll be in no condition to do it myself

roger goodell (gear), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

I have six (6) right now, so I just need another 194.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

hmm some of these people post on ILX. If only there was someone who kept some sort of data on various posters.

lk (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

ally i will need 200 beers, i think the vegetarian will probably want another 200.

say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

this is the thread with

http://www.freebeerandhotwings.com/Bios/about_freebeer.jpg

lk (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

goddammit I am not fronting 400 beers for a blogger with scurvy and a vegetarian, can you make due with 40 instead?

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

i'm dressing up like irving fryar for the game:

http://i.a.cnn.net./si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0701/gallery.nfl.SBscandals/images/495734_10.jpg

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

TECMO BOWL PREDICTS BAERS VICKERTY

http://www.thebbps.com/blog/2007/01/31/super-bowl-xli-winner/

TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

tecmo bowl otm, Jim Harbaugh will be the difference maker

lk (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

i'll just drown myself in whiskey, like i usually do on sundays

say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

dressed like Larry Brown

say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

i will be watching with gf who will be wearing bears facepaint. there will be beer. i should bet.

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 1 February 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

I try not to hit it so hard anymore after waking up in a pile of leaves sometime after Super Bowl XXXIII had concluded.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 1 February 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

Sounds like you should DRINK MORE.

c(,,c) (Leee), Thursday, 1 February 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe only when I have to watch John Elway.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 1 February 2007 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

Pleasant Plains are you a rake?

Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

Do I collect a small percentage of each pot that's won?

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

NO, DO YOU MESS AROUND WITH LEAVES AS A LIFESTYLE

grbchv! (skowly), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

No I'm not a hockey fan.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.rightlivelihood.org/images/recpt/thumbs/swami-agnivesh-s.jpg


This is the time for predictions.

Bears win in shocker!

35-21

lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 2 February 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

bears 28-17.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 2 February 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

LOL

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

lol now oh noes! later.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

yeah you said that about the Patriots game too :D

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

I got Bears early, Colts catching up at end of first half. From then on it's anyone's ballgame but Bears win it.

Bear in mind that I lost money betting on the Patriots to beat the Bears in 1985.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

I bet the Chargers over the 49ers and have learned nothing from the experience.

lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

cryingrexgrossman.jpg by monday morning

say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

i dunno, i got a feeling. i'm thinking about putting some money down on this game. not sure if i could get decent odds here though.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

the line is still 7 and hasn't move an inch. I can't believe everyone isn't betting Coltes

lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

yeah but i'm guessing here in chicago EVERYONE is laying money on the hometown team forcing the bookmakers to slide it a point or 1 1/2 as a contingency.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

i guess they cracked the helmet while putting it on the other lion outside the art institute. when i first read it i thought they cracked the lion and i was momentarily outraged, then i regained my reading comprehension skillz.

http://www.gapersblock.com/rearview/photo/20070202.jpg

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

bears and lions united for victory!

grbchv! (skowly), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

SUPER BOWL SUNDAY YOU ARE NOT A TREAT

Sunday

Chance
Snow
Hi 11°F
Lo -4°F

lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

for the 60622:

Sun
Feb 4
Partly Cloudy
8°/0°

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

I'm so glad I won't be at a bar, forced to smoke outside, my lungs heated only by cigarettes and Mittal Steel pollution.

lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

hey guys! FARVE IS PLAYING IN '07! and belichick is a DICK according to ted johnson:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2751614

roger goodell (gear), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

surprise.

Also: ESPN please redesign your fucking website so that it doesn't slow down my browser to the point of unusability in the future.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

ted johnson is a LIAR according to belichick:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2751614


also ted has been known to hit a bitch (his wife) and lie about that too.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

teh joke is that farver was always coming back and i don't need some dude to tell me belichick is a dick. the funny part of the story is johnson being like, 'i can't remember names or anything anymore. btw i remember this one time, bill during practice etc....'

roger goodell (gear), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

my sister emailed me a link to that story this morning and she thought teddy's behavioral changes sounded more like the result of steroid abuse as opposed to concussions.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

Joan Jett predicts Colts victory, btw, guys.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

SHE IS PUNK FOR THE MAINSTREAM

STREET PUNKS PICK BEARS

lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

DOUBTFUL, ONLY IDIOTS PICK BEARS LOL

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

http://img58.exs.cx/img58/2908/forresteli9ww.jpg

roger goodell (gear), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

a hole picks colts in non-shockah.

last night at the bar there was a girl wearing a "what would joan jett do?" t-shirt. needless to say she is a known fruit loop.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

http://ec3.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000FET296.01-A3E9HBD6F8E9PT._SCMZZZZZZZ_V53697016_.jpg

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

I hope y'all realize I just won the "a holes root for X team" argument, just FYI.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

YOU MAY HAVE WON THIS ROUND BUT WE'LL BE BACK AND HUNGOVER

lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

#1 i doubt she'll be rooting for the bears since chicago's #1 baby-maker kicked her skank-ass to the curb

#2 there is no bigger a-hole in the universe than jimmy buffet.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

reggie miller also rooting for the colts. REGGIE MILLER! i hate that guy.

roger goodell (gear), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

#3 colts play in a dome

lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

I'm sure Chicago's finest has a permanent memento on his penis from his dalliances with the world's biggest a-hole, Paris Hilton, tho.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

yes but it's hardly distinguishable from the other bumps lumps and lesions he has from fucking everything with a heartbeat in the midwest.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

i know it would braek spencer chow/lex haert but i hope paris gets princess di'ed by some paparazzi

roger goodell (gear), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

Don't you see what allyzay is doing here? Let's focus on the real enemy, we can get back to hating Paris H next week.

lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

Spencer Chow was OTM on the Paris Hilton thread though vis a vis creepy dudes saying she sucked purely on the basis of her ass.

Maybe Urlacher gave her teh herpes?!

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

man i have no idea who to pick. it's hard not to pick indy but the bears have a lot of matchups in their favor, like kick return and the best coverage linebackers in the game (=tough day for dallas clark). if they had tommie harris i'd pick em str8 up son!!! i'll root for peyton tho just cuz i want all the hackneyed HE CANT WIN THE BIG ONE bullshit to disappear forever. and cuz dungy's a nice guy, i guess.

aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

why is joan jett pimping for indy? where did you see that?

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

1. BECAUSE SHE'S SMART
2. ESPN.COM

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

o i dont read that tabloid sorree

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

Mark Wahlberg: "I don't care. The Patriots aren't in it. That is my team."

LOL at Ian McShane's answer.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

Mark Wahlberg: "I don't care. The Patriots aren't in it. That is my team."

you can dress him up but underneath it all he's still a scummy dot rat.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

That kind of brought down my opinion of MW, I mean I already knew he was a Pats fan but to answer in such a douchey stereotype of Boston fashion :\

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

i still like his seacrest interview at the golden globes.

RS: 'wow you're here for the departed and entourage wtf should we start with the questions lol?'

MW: 'wherever you want, bro!'

roger goodell (gear), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

Ally from that ESPN thingie you have a lot in common with Phyllis Diller!

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

Alert Morbius, he was around here earlier...

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

not on my board

roger goodell (gear), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

HALEY JOEL OSMENT
Actor who has picked the last seven Super Bowl winners (!)

Colts, 31-24. I've been a big Peyton Manning fan for a while and I think it's finally his time.

aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

gear he was on the movies thread!!

Haley Joel Osment sees football scores?? I didn't notice that one.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

I don't like Peyton Manning. I didn't like him at Tennessee. I don't like the way he whines out audibles at the line of scrimmage. I don't like his hissy little pouts.

I'm not crazy about Indianapolis. I don't like Reggie Miller, Jared Fogle, or the Watson's Girl. And it was mighty pussy of the Colts to leave Baltimore in teh dead of night all those years ago.

I'm not a huge Chicago guy, but I hope they win. I admit that there's a small part of me that, like aids, wouldn't mind if the whole WILL PEYTON WIN THE BIG ONE talk was dead after this weekend. And I also would like to see Tony Dungy lifting up the trophy, especially since he deserves a ring from Super Bowl XXXVII and after his tragedy last season. But I would also like "The Super Bowl Shuffle" and Ditka and Chris Farley Having A Heart Attack to be buried forever by this new Bears team.

And I do like watching superior defenses. I hope the only points scored in Sunday's game are safeties.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

i just want haley joel osment's reign of terror to end once and for all

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

PP otm! especially about reggie miller

aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

there's a sign outside my el station that says "I SEE BLACK PEOPLE". it cracks me up every time.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

Condi Rice: "Indianapolis is going to win it."

Maybe I'm a loner, but I just don't feel right casting my lot with Condi, Haley, and Joan.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

Haha "Rice, a Cleveland Browns fan..."

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.nfl.com/photos/img7697623.jpg http://schema-root.org/region/americas/north_america/usa/government/officials/condoleezza_rice/condi.jpg

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

the worst thing that happened to chicago over the past twenty years was the ditka love and everything that followed in its wake. part of me wishes that douchebag never won a title here.

roger goodell (gear), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

"Rice, a Cleveland Browns fan..."

:'-0

lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

gear he was on the movies thread!!

wahtcat.jpg O_O

roger goodell (gear), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

all of our beliefs have been challenged today

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

2/2/07, please forget

lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

dudes, if condi rice says the colts are gonna win then the colts are gonna win. some weird black bag covert ops shit will see to that.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

if there's a colts surge in the 4th quarter then somethings up

lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

amirite

lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

no more like if there is no need for them to come from behind, something is up

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

don't look now brian urlacher, peyton manning's coming from behind.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

also, has time fucking stopped or something? why won't this god damn day end already???

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

U GONNA GET HERPES

and yeah otm about the day suddenly stopping, fuck this

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

don't complain you bastards, it's not even 2pm here

roger goodell (gear), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

colts 17 bears 13

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 February 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

don't complain you bastards, it's not even 2pm here

I GOTTA WORK UNTIL 7 CST.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 2 February 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

NED RYERSON

David R. (popshots75`), Saturday, 3 February 2007 02:37 (eighteen years ago)

Churches Scramble to Cancel Super Bowl Gatherings After Warning from NFL

The NFL is enforcing a law that says you can't have hundreds of people in one place watching the game on huge television screens since it decreases their household ratings.

The article is great for exposing the petulance of some of the churchgoers - "Can we have a celebration party or is THAT illegal too? - who get to enjoy their sloppy joes taxfree as it is.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 3 February 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

There's a livestock show in CA (pretty new but well organized and already big) that actually calls itself the S*per B*wl J*ckp0t -- any year now, I'm sure the league is going to slap a C&D on them. One of the things they advertise in my magazine is "we'll have one big TV and lots of smaller ones."

Tuesdays With Morimoto (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 3 February 2007 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

Go Bears +6.5!

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Saturday, 3 February 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

You can get 25/1 on Devin Hester being MVP! That seems like betting on the Bears at slightly better odds I think.

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Saturday, 3 February 2007 23:28 (eighteen years ago)

lol bares

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 4 February 2007 23:29 (eighteen years ago)

Sierra Mist 2, Colts 0.

Tuesdays With Morimoto (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 4 February 2007 23:42 (eighteen years ago)

r u ready 4 sum footololl

am0n (am0n), Monday, 5 February 2007 00:47 (eighteen years ago)

Two things I am really tired of hearing about after the first half: Peyton Manning, and how 'histroy is being made' by Tony and Lovie.

And what the fuck was up with the wack cirque de soleil kickoff show??

Spare Skull Snap (Roger Fidelity), Monday, 5 February 2007 01:01 (eighteen years ago)

more like COCK de soleil, m i rit?
this is an odd and sloppy game right here.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 February 2007 01:04 (eighteen years ago)

What's up with Prince ripping of Tony Conrad's 'sheet' thing??

I dunno, Fork, I think the game started with a bang and has been very entertaining thus far. Grossman needs to get his shit together though...

High As Hell (Roger Fidelity), Monday, 5 February 2007 01:21 (eighteen years ago)

that was the best halftime show ever, not to damn with faint praise or anything. They should just forgo the rest of the game and let him shred for three hours.

(ok the foo fighters part was pretty wtf)

aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Monday, 5 February 2007 01:24 (eighteen years ago)

my squares: Colts 6 Bears 4 and Colts 5 Bears 7. C'mon monsoon, the second half is worth $750 and $1250 for the straight numbers.

milo z (mlp), Monday, 5 February 2007 01:25 (eighteen years ago)

ok, i'm back home now. fortunately i waited til after i had finished my drinking before inadvertantly insulting the bartender chick. She thought i called her a slut, when i meant some other slut. She must have felt guilty for her slattern ways.

kingfishy (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 5 February 2007 01:36 (eighteen years ago)

Can any of the hedz here please explain me why commentators persist in this charade that it's the coach (i.e. Dungy) who "decides" to challenge a call? As if he in his coach's wisdom has seen a wrong that needs righted and we may only glimpse his insight by relying on our humble and mortal videotape. He is just talking w/his videotape guys, right?? And they're like "yeah, dude was definitely in bounds" - Dungy throws flag. Cue 10 minutes of talk about Tony Dungy's judgement and history as a coach and his diligence in car waxing over the years.

Elsa Svitborg (tracerhand), Monday, 5 February 2007 02:13 (eighteen years ago)

budweiser sure makes some high budget commercials for their ass-water

am0n (am0n), Monday, 5 February 2007 02:33 (eighteen years ago)

I'm so pleased

If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:02 (eighteen years ago)

Depressing second half

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:03 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah Prince was awesome.
Was that a Momus song on that Geico ad just now?

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:05 (eighteen years ago)

SO PLEASED

If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:06 (eighteen years ago)

well, that was a sucky game. i hope future SBs are played in monsoons as well tho.

aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:09 (eighteen years ago)

The Super Bowl is always mainly terrible. The Gatorade "surprise", the lack of OMG-I-can't-believe-we-did-it leg-humping excitement on the part of the winning team when the final whistle blows (compared with baseball or basketball or even tennis FFS), the cringeworthy congratulations exchanged between coaches (Emma B: "whaaaat? that's so lame! Why would they want to do that?"). The only good Super Bowl I can remember seeing was that one where the Oilers Tennessee got a half yard from winning it on the last play of the game.

Elsa Svitborg (tracerhand), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:14 (eighteen years ago)

I'm really glad that the Lord picked the Colts to win. They seem much more pious than those despicable heathen Bears.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:14 (eighteen years ago)

God punished me for getting excited early.

milo z (mlp), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:17 (eighteen years ago)

xxpost - you forgot the requisite after-game shame interview w/ losing coach

am0n (am0n), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y155/rgin/espn.jpg

way to go ESPN

If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:44 (eighteen years ago)

plz add stigmata blood kthx

Tuesdays With Morimoto (Rock Hardy), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:44 (eighteen years ago)

poop

Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:59 (eighteen years ago)

That game sucked. I lost my bet. :(

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Monday, 5 February 2007 04:17 (eighteen years ago)

I love seeing Rex almost cry. Wahwah baby.

Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 5 February 2007 04:19 (eighteen years ago)

Deion: "Coach, you're not an African-American anymore. You're a Super Bowl champion."

aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Monday, 5 February 2007 04:35 (eighteen years ago)

Mom: "Maybe Eli will go to the Super Bowl next year now that Peyton's been."
Me: "Not if he doesn't buy a ticket."

Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Monday, 5 February 2007 04:51 (eighteen years ago)

Deion: "Coach, you're not an African-American anymore. You're a Super Bowl champion."

haha Tony Dungy looked so confused when he said that.

horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 5 February 2007 04:59 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahaha bears u suck

M@tt He1g3s0n: oh u mad cuz im stylin on u (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 5 February 2007 05:20 (eighteen years ago)

fuck y'all haters.

this is my country :D

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 5 February 2007 05:38 (eighteen years ago)

ya'll just jealous :D

of ME@!!!! lol but serious

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 5 February 2007 05:40 (eighteen years ago)

Sloppy Super Soaker Bowl XLI

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 February 2007 06:09 (eighteen years ago)

:D

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 5 February 2007 07:22 (eighteen years ago)

lol i am in love

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 5 February 2007 07:24 (eighteen years ago)

8D

If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 5 February 2007 07:42 (eighteen years ago)

I AM IN LOVE WITH LIFE FYI

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 5 February 2007 07:45 (eighteen years ago)

WHERE ARE ALL OF U BITCHES NOW :D
COWARDING??? :D
peyton is cutey :D

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 5 February 2007 07:47 (eighteen years ago)

hey ally I think you played really well in the super bowl, congrats on your big win. jimmy and matt you guys were really good too but ally MVP all the way. nuff respect due.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 5 February 2007 14:32 (eighteen years ago)

the first half was kinda weird and fun, prince could've been a little more spectacular and i will miss being able to call peyton a choking loser - he's still a total clayfaced douche though.

when the bears were down by five in the 4th lovie probably should've just stuck to running w/an occasional short pass. that's what i would've done.

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 5 February 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.adaelectronic.co.yu/~exsbs/exsbs_files/titles/MVP_Most_Valuable_Primate-f.jpg

say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 14:40 (eighteen years ago)

i did think what adam schefter had to say abt it was rather illuminating

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 5 February 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha adam schefter otm

say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

he's the nfl nabisco

Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 5 February 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

WHERE ARE ALL OF U BITCHES NOW :D
COWARDING??? :D
peyton is cutey :D


someone was hitting the sauce pretty hard last night.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Monday, 5 February 2007 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

oh, and of course, 100 sad face emoticons. :(

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Monday, 5 February 2007 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

what was with prince going all sixties then foo fighters? that was weird.

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 5 February 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

he's prince, jack, he changed his name to a thingie and tried to launch a girl group called vagina 6; compared to that, the medley was pretty normal

Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

Prince's set was very WTF but "Purple Rain" was a half-time show highlight yoga flame for all time!!! I wonder if he planned his set while watching The Weather Channel.

blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

yeah before he started i was all i'm gonna be v disappointed if he doesn't play purple rain

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/02/05/business/05ad337b.jpg

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

ultraman as metaphor for the war in iraq right guys

say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

prince's halftime show >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the actual super bowl

i think that might be the first time in the history of the game that this has been true.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

i didnt think it was so great - but then neither was the game.

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

i thought it was a fun game to watch. at least exciting for most of it, if very sloppy cuz of the rain etc.

weird things:

1) against all conventional "wisdom" the rain actually hurts the smashmouth bears more than the "flashy" colts

2) i still don't understand why the bears pretty much abandoned the run? strange, and it's not like it didn't work when they did run, odd choice, it's like they forced the game to be about peyton vs. grossman

3) peyton played great, but maybe rhodes shoulda been the mvp?

M@tt He1g3s0n: oh u mad cuz im stylin on u (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 5 February 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

i don't understand why it took the bears 54 minutes to figure out how to defend the pass to back in the flat.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Monday, 5 February 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

bears' running attack didn't really work that well though! their line had no explosiveness, colts pretty much shut 'em down. but i thought they passed too much too, and poorly.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 5 February 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

3) peyton played great, but maybe rhodes shoulda been the mvp?

YES

Tuesdays With Morimoto (Rock Hardy), Monday, 5 February 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

If you think Prince's halftime show was better than the game you are either
A) very, very sad
B) a person who missed the first half

Also I've been saying Peyton is cuety all season long, kevin!

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 5 February 2007 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

those two teams were pretty evenly matched except for the fact that peyton manning is awesome and rex grossman is the worst quarterback in the history of the nfl. i wonder what free agent qb the bears will go after?

roger goodell (gear), Monday, 5 February 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/TRND/RP3846~Drew-Bledsoe-Dallas-Cownboys-Posters.jpg

HI DERE

If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 5 February 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

omg it's true ;_;

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 5 February 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)

Wow the one way to make the situation worse.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 5 February 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)

If you think Prince's halftime show was better than the game you are either
A) very, very sad
B) a person who missed the first half

i am neither!

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

I'm sorry, but a third option wasn't given!

(I appreciated his halftime show for the fact that it was very lo-key and there were no surprise guests or nonsense, but it was hardly the best performance I've seen Prince give, he had a stupid thing on his head, and also playing Purple Rain in the rain is retarded. However, it was definitely the best halftime show in Super Bowl history.)

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

playing Purple Rain in the rain is retarded.

NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!
NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!
NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!
NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!
NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

i actually don't think bledsoe would be that bad in chicago. the line gives decent enough protection and they're a run first team who could win with both REX GROSSMAN AND KYLE ORTON AS THEIR STARTERS. so obviously qb isn't THE most important position on the field for them.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

it wasn't low-key! it was the best sb halftime show ever!

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

ok everyone who's saying prince was the best eva is forgetting michael jackson w/the stadium turning into children of the world holding hands. and i just dont see how you can crown something that has a foo fighters cover that makes you think hmm he's not really matching the energy of the original. the it's about the music maaan lack of spectacle/guests attitude was kinda annoying too. everyone's giving him a pass cause he's, you know, prince,

however... purple rain in the rain was glorious.

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

it did remind me of this, which i am pretty psyched abt: http://www.demonoid.com/files/details/812971/805059

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

dude, prince kills mj.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

no look! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAGQdIVb2WI

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

watch him make the crowd beg for it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNEm3LZJcVo

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

Peyton is cuety. Allyzay is always right about cuet boys in the NFL.

horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

I actually got chills a little during "Purple Rain" in the rain, though.

horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://stopgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/grossman.jpg

grbchv! (skowly), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

completely unsurprising Peyton revelation in press conference today: "I'm a big note-taker."

horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahahahaha @ unintentionallyhomoerotic.jpg!!!!

I actually got chills a little during "Purple Rain" in the rain, though.

Me too! Imagine what that closing singalong must've sounded like down there where Prince was! I am convinced he only ever plays guitar anymore to hide the boners he gets when 50 bajillion people sing along with his songs.

blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

his guitar was a boner last night, though! in silhouette, no less.

horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

haha I completely forgot silhouetteguitarboner.jpg. His attempt at nipple poppage type controversy I guess.

blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

that was so awesome. I think Prince is the only guitar rock god I can handle because he's self aware about it.

horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

If you think Prince's halftime show was better than the game you are either
A) very, very sad
B) a person who missed the first half

ONE GOOD HALF DOES NOT MAKE A GAEM

aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

it was more like one good quarter anyway.

aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

Did the 3rd quarter of this game seem to go on FOOORREEEEVVE#EEER to anyone else? It was longer than the whole rest of the game. It seemed like every single play was CHALLENGED.

blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

I think if the coaches really get to challenge they should have to do a little tap-dance and then at the end say "CHALLENGE!" to the ref.

blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

OMG SO NOT OK NOW THAT THERE ARE BLACKS PPLS IN NFL ;_____;

If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahaha i am make nickalicious a mod for that post

aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

I want to be Mod 8(

If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

nklcs lolz

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

lol did james blount show up recently just to lock dr morbius out of the board??

roger goodell (gear), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

HAHAHA! he did!!! that is so lol

aidsy (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

I think if the coaches really get to challenge they should have to do a little tap-dance and then at the end say "CHALLENGE!" to the ref.

hahaha i love that movie!

M@tt He1g3s0n: oh u mad cuz im stylin on u (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 5 February 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

I very little recollection of the game due to alcohol so I'll just have to guess that the Bears won and Grossman was MVP.

lk (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 14:10 (eighteen years ago)

I'm not sure Peyton can win the big one.

lk (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 14:20 (eighteen years ago)

cosign with whoever said it should rain on every superbowl, that was totally sweet

TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

also this game was totally nfl history dork smorgasbord

TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

ade I'm sorry that you and joel don't actually like sports and complain constantly about how "boring" every game is and only seem interested in fantasy sports but please don't ruin them for the rest of us ;_;

Seriously, the game was, at the very least, pretty hilarious--rain on super bowl is sweet! It was also decently tight before Grossman just completely lost his shit, at which point everything he did was hilarious so win-win!

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

i thought it was fun to watch..sloppy as hell, but yeah i like the rain.

M@tt He1g3s0n: oh u mad cuz im stylin on u (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

I lost 4 dollars on the game so the Bears losing wasn't a big deal and the rain was great but there was no mud :-/ that must have been some tough turf.

Grossman winging hail marys down the field was emabarrassing but the KEY TO GAME was the Colts 34 minute drive to start the 3rd quarter. I swear the Colts pull a drive like that every game.

Allyzay, how'd the squares go?

lk (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

I liked how everytime an RB would go down, it'd look like the little girl in Poltergeist being pulled across the kitchen floor.

And here's some more rain on Pettyon's parade, [/gabbneb]

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)


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